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01-29-2026 · 6h 53m
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A greetings at Albert and Costercat and TBR and A and Lucy Ruseen Haley and Dan Man and
Schuhorro Plant Elegst for serving God-Subbing.
Norfleet thanks for God-Subbing, make flick it, one AU thanks for 7th.
Kahn Valentine did not resub fuck you won't solve the scripting five subs please check emails
I might do it might
I got fixed my two pay
Boom
and
release a very erotic and you
genics trailer
can't sex
daughter in Bruxie in yeah woman says yeah I'm seven thanks for seven giga
furry. Your balls will explode another warden thanks for seven
Bruxie big all brown and boykiller lots of b-names non-stop aristocrat
setting specific anti-tramin setting garsix for seven or donno anti-tramin
Hey fellas, did anyone else go out to you today?
Only to have a lady sitting next to you coughing open mouth for 20 minutes.
I am woman, you wore that one.
Oh.
word. Something super do include your background.
New non-Chinese FMV game.
Did it imping discord?
Oh yeah.
Check, maybe something like I had to put in this character's D&D character background.
Big dick.
Poor fid spelled erog. Big Jimmy Russler and Ron Chee
Biggie's Ghost. Sir's dot MKV controlled burn rapture of the carrots
William Deerborn, he's your servant, Mr. Aster, and this donkey ever frosts.
Expect statistics for seven and couple who I do, they're just, you know, I kind of like making the literate.
Ultimate Shadow and Baralloon and Superio Loan, guacamole man, Dark Monty, so it's actually
build up. Making pretend to be a
leader. Zequads, a myriad for seven
corollini, they're in but like, and
when confronted, there's like
literally no reason he's pretending to
be a leader. He's just doing it.
Cavaliers, congrats up at Dojin
Kingbindix for a sub and granos. Oh,
thanks for almost one hundred months.
They can say Leo and Schuart's even
Check all the extra gots up it.
This game came out yesterday dude.
Didn't it? Maybe the day before that.
I don't know.
The...
That's case, though. We don't talk, man.
Believe it or not.
and
as watch it that's cool
and it's cool
and I'm a fucking glass is to
electric things for selling
you in case of it be hello it
just pass me the gun boys
let's undo deadlock heroes they're cool
next question
yeah
actually played some deadlock last night
I played it one regular game and like five
all mid
one of all baby
do you know I got MVP twice guys
Maybe twice. Let's go.
Can you play? I played Shiv.
Lash, viscous, Yamato,
Dynama.
And then viscous again.
Viscuse.
Thanks for subbing your page, mainly.
That's on the Mr. Force ban allegations and League of Legends.
I think about it a lot, actually.
I'm glad you asked.
Phil T. Weep, thanks for 7. It was good, but I'll bolt thanks for 7 and jazzy thanks for 7.
Yeah, who is that guy talking about? Who is Mr. Forz?
Might be high thanks for 7. He busts some sick moves to the song real quick.
I'm just going to start pretending like I don't know who anyone on twitch is, dude.
This is the turning point right now.
and they taught you in stack track there's a lost three things or so
y'all catching at who are you talking about the faction designer yeah I know that guy
to
both
to
to
to
to
into a giant plume. I think about growing my hair all the time, but this is a
make it happen. Lake and Juppter thinks for selling?
King Ron, thanks for sitting. Yeah, porosad.
Nutrary update, giga, good.
Go on.
Nathornin, Zexy, and what do the fluke and
sir snickle, thanks for coming.
New camera updates, still haven't tried to fix it.
I'm watching muted do I need context?
Try get some stock and anron?
on what year is it?
And that DD2 run where you're in a name highly meant I beat the level 3 boss, carried.
Bro is never touched a dick in his life. Why don't you go ask her dad?
And her next thing for selling. Sorry I was late. I almost shipped myself didn't
Almost
you see the barony deal seem
yeah is that obvious
yep
yep
yep
barony's cool
So, get one and we all, mix out about anything coming up.
that flush Ellen I didn't. I got to be honest, Ellen made me kind of want to play
eight on them and play eight on my upstreams. Check out the title of my new clip.
Moon demonstrating the proper way to use a pepper grinder and choking on the fumes low and
print this as real.
and
Half-Life mod, how is this shit like Torraria, good game?
Backy Pum, thanks for a subject, and fluency thanks for a subject.
I do remember Gangnam style dude. Wow, what a throwback dude.
and goglebash and laser guns, it's first of it, and bam case.
Thank you very much.
I tried Xenaleth and PC, and Warrior and these are so.
Abiotic factor is gigabase.
No.
You like to grow like a C2 right, any good platformers here just didn't playing like that.
Guys, I don't look to the future.
I look to today, all right.
And while you may become nearsighted, attempting to gaze beyond the horizon, I am focused on the task at hand.
hand. Ever vigilant. You chase a dragon you'll never catch. I ride upon the laurels of
perpetuity.
I am constant.
I am forever.
Master and thanks for subbing.
about the same six for a for every
Karen please hard mode, please
Yeah, for a play home, or we'll play Karen, okay?
Disclaimer, not actually sure if I want to do that.
My wife and I just finished DBZ開 last name.
You're wife watches Dragon Ball, who's her favorite character?
Dude girls watch DBZ, guys for Pussies, nah man, if I have to watch, then episode
we're going to friends that fucking robot and do, guys we're that simply for skipping
the go on crying dude because that should happen non stop dude
Jay, if you were to go like this or so
they watch DBZ for vegeta
the psychopath
the murderer
the the abusive husband that's that's what they're into word
word abusive dude you cannot say that Vegeta's not an abusive father and an abusive husband
I
Encarned, you're maybe not maybe maybe they toned it down a little bit, I
slept through Super Deep the most part
He who saves his planet breaks no law
Vegeta has never saved the planet
it. Couldn't save his planet, didn't save
NAMIC, did not ever save Earth, wrong, kid
boo, who beat kid boo, who beat kid boo?
Hmm, big man. Mr. Satan, that's right. We all saw the footage.
the
earlier response while every time earth was
is literally responsible for every time
earth was in danger and Z
oh my god he was dude dude cuz he
fucks with the androids
like it doesn't take him seriously and
then like he gets possessed by
Bobbi oh my god
it's a piece of shit man like handles
here's some like he doesn't kill
cell when he should have like
and
it's a fact that they should sell
and it's for some
and by some
and it's for some
but was only available to only
ultimately be the fee because of the
fusion to go to the gene of the
You don't know that one.
That's merely the method that used to beat him, okay?
Two.
I'm trying to think of a logic worker on here.
Hmm, why couldn't he just fuse with someone else?
If Vegeta didn't exist, then you could argue that he would have learned the fusion dance with somebody else.
That's all I'm going to say to you.
I would go on not have been an acceptable fusion person.
Mm?
Everyone else got absorbed in ties or permanent fusions.
Dirt!
saying incessant plays the Goku and Vegeta were gay, bad micro lakes for some
I don't know, you literally cannot make the argument that like, oh, if a G didn't exist, then they couldn't refuse to, and then they could to be boo. Right. You can't make that argument because if a G didn't exist, then everything happens differently, dude.
Squid Hard covers.
So it's a.
And GC Genesis takes your
Yeah, Bow wins.
Like, you don't know that.
They're like.
If a G doesn't exist and they didn't
He doesn't ever come to earth with an
Apple, right?
They don't ever get stronger right away,
right?
But you know, maybe something happens.
And I'm pretty sure Bob and Ian the wizard was an earth-lox, right?
And you know, Dabra wasn't very powerful to begin with.
So, you know, like they probably like disarm that entire situation, Boone never wakes up.
Honestly, I think the I think the universe is better off with that for you guys.
Technically speaking, Deborah was very strong.
Well, I want to Google this.
Dabra power level.
Comparable to super perfect cell.
Why?
when the Dragon Ball C2 is disappearing, the dynamics of the old-ky would die of old-age.
I have age
What?
When Dragon Balls he did is this if they didn't go to an Amix and Old Coward I have age and the freeze
it was just another Amix to go there or something.
No, because
I mean the Dragon Balls on an Amix would have ceased to exist but the Dragon Balls on earth are different.
They're made by somebody else.
They're tied to somebody else.
Do you know the Doria was a female?
Did not know that.
Percolator.
Actually, I should have done because he was pink, right, guys?
Big Doria's were pooped.
If they were bleach?
Was a bleach or bleach?
bleach.
Big for seven.
They wouldn't be able to replace old Kai without Den Day.
you
you're not thinking broad enough to write like you're like our well
if the day was not a thing he couldn't replace the
fucking mr. Pope was boyfriend as the guardian of earth like
why would that have ever had to happen
i can pick a look at the over
you know what I mean like
You can't you can like what if this happened and then everyone fucking died like you
got you know you know you think you got a little bit broader to do this on
there's a there's a lot of what if
Dragonball scenarios and they're all fucking stupid they're all stupid
There's like a Krillin one
There's a Yamcho one where he beats up the jeet in
when they first come to the
The big thing all thanks to some
Is it Prince Vegeta no fat motivation moment?
Yeah, I'll be with you.
Stop masturbating.
Stop touching your penis.
Oh yes, do you really think that your penis is the path to power, some warrior you are?
the
way making a British
and never done a big deal was
oh yes
okay shut the fuck up says first time chatter
yes one here my Donald Trump
yeah that would be awesome
He's the prince of all saints. He's the best.
He did nothing wrong. All he did was come to earth. His own planet was destroyed.
Terrible thing that happened.
Priza, not a bad guy though. Talk to him many times. Many big, bigly conversation. Find the scenes.
I throw her, it's again, do it.
The number of people, for example, actually pretty overestimated.
Some people are saying 10 billion, 20 billion, honestly, it was just those sayings that
really deserved it, don't you think I think so?
I think so.
broots and battling money from the freezer defense force.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of collected fraud happening.
Seems not reporting, not reporting on their loot.
When they bring it back to the FTF.
I don't get me sorry on you the mackeens coming there.
Where the best sports you think you could just wish him across the border.
Who is perundone?
Never heard of him.
I much prefer the earth's dragon.
I think he's a copy.
Give me like literally in my bag.
You
All right, I was a little bit longer than it feels. I'm sorry.
and
play a game and play a game or keep roleplay is
Trump.
What's all these about the Bataura earrings?
Two men fusing together, I don't like that.
Why not a man in a woman?
I can't keep doing it.
I can't keep doing it.
All right.
My surgery that's a good result.
When will my sentence be over?
You can stop giving me those basos bucks
when twitching no longer exists, buddy.
And then you can come on over to moonmoon.gg.
I can't believe Dabbor is that powerful. They, they job them in the fucking animated.
Here I'm in it.
super perfect sell power level there
11th just divorced playlists
isn't like
for like white guys like that isn't like shoveless and ship
like stained.
I really want to say that one of the most iconic jazz songs of all times is a freshly
divorce song.
Hey, listen to some fish, dude.
Mudbame.
Cran.
Me after a 12 hour shift at the restaurant?
Yeah, I'm thinking it's freaking a leash time.
It's CD player.
the
He's more or less seen from Pooody Tang or Pooody Tang releases the hit single and it's just him being completely silent
And egg weather.
Nobody saw that.
No one here has seen Pooody Tang.
Really?
That's a deep cut.
That's a plus too.
That's a bit.
I just did a bit.
And that chatter said 12 hours of silence and then I, I, I, I, I, I, I painted it.
And I mean a reference to a popular culture media item.
that's actually remember this and you guys are like
g-shank six resubber
rpg for the next six resubber
My birthday was 74 days ago. Can you get happy for them? Have you ever did you?
Viterly, sir, 7.
Daps of Viter up.
You've up for Bill Bella checked against the Hall of Fame.
Of course.
He's the goat.
I don't think baseball would have ever been the same with Adam.
I
Honestly you fucking NFL and joyers got to stop bro. It's not that good. It's not that good.
You can at least like a cool sport like basketball dude.
Oh, I'm gonna be honest. This should it's so fucking lame.
Holy shit.
Think about it dude.
NFL needs to die the same way that RTS die dude.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm surprised you fucking it redneck hillbilly's can even do the mental match required to keep track of that many people on the field dude
Actually you fucking can you can't do it you have to wait for the fucking analyzers to like draw on the fucking board with their talker or
fucking markers who circle X arrow dude get a grant
Get a grip
this is my weeble 11
like football just for the
guys
um...
grew up in football country
i did
and more than that i grew up during a time where
cool where was like jerseys you know i mean
Kobe Jordan fucking football players I never knew the name of
Again, Jimmy Smith from the NFL do Dan Moreno
know.
Excuse me, thanks for got some Michael Vick dude classic football or dude, holy
shit.
I got a TikTok of something I'm pretty sure is AI, but it was like a soccer team, soccer
team's goalie scoring the winning goal at the enemy goal dude, how does that should
happen?
How do you actually let that happen?
It was real.
You can see how I think this should his fake, right?
And like all professional sports dude, holy shit.
Two red cards.
Other team was down two players.
So they just take people off the field and soccer
and you're just playing down people, that's crazy.
I never learned about soccer too much because as an American, my only experience with soccer
was watching a girl I was in the second grade with, turned wrong on her foot and seeing
the bone pop out of her ankle and then kneeling in solemn silence for 10 minutes.
As she was escorted off of the very shitty field that we were using to play soccer, it was
is probably the cause of her, her, her shin bone popping out.
Same in hockey. Oh yeah, power play.
Oh, 11 accident. So that was that school. My, my O11 career with soccer was
the one of the only extra curricular activities I ever did as a kid.
I haven't focused men in no-lars and skism things for so that I believe.
I wasn't good at soccer.
If there was ever a sport I thought I was kind of good at it was hockey, but I only ever
got to play street hockey with like rollerblades.
So it's even real hockey.
Ha ha ha.
Hockey is gay, gay, all right, come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Hmm, hmm.
Brother, you can't say you're gonna hockey if it's not on skates.
What if I had the clarifying comment five seconds later,
specifying that it wasn't even real hockey?
What can I do that?
You stupid fuck?
Huh?
Gramps you buy the throat?
What else do you want to say?
You think you're so fucking smart?
He was already typing.
Dude, this fat mother fucker with the Cheetos team that is fucking keyboard.
Took 20 seconds to respond to that shit dude.
Get a grip.
We've moved on.
We moved on dude.
Okay, believe it or not, ice rings not very common in Florida, at least where I lived.
Chuck your coffee, I only watch it. Show keyboard.
I don't think I will do that.
Now I don't think so.
There.
Zooting is a custom keyboard.
One of a kind.
And the stains and various crumbs on this thing also cultivating their own unique environment.
...
...
When do we get a set of view?
Never.
Never.
I shouldn't have thought it'd be true, man.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Hide the pistachs first.
Oh, Apple XV.
I lost the game, but I guess I can hear it.
Oh, you can't.
Guys, epilepsy warning!
Hmm, let's see how the base of a village is.
F of e-lux
I really like this art a lot actually
It reminds me of my son in Shin Sonic
Oh, still with that work
to
70
it was lag
uhhhh, turn up all that.
Hmm...
The Xelian Pastures may be getting 9 to 5.
Manager of convenience...
Store!
the
remote northern town perfect for a fresh start
more than store teaching and
of
Take me.
That must be my bus.
Now I need to find a vacancy.
Okay, okay.
people don't do this for real life right I've never ridden a bus so I'm not like a bus like this
I mean I'm sure they do this but
or there ain't no way people reach out for what their hands do that is shit man
Babush yeah okay I think you see
This is like loading constantly, guys, to this shit.
All right, my resident, my place of work.
Well, see you later, guys.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
Hmm.
I just heard gunshots.
Congratulations to you and I'm proud to employ you.
How much?
Like you may not have time.
So what do you think of our little nowhere?
It's quiet.
A little too quiet.
That's perfect, a full week to enjoy the silence away from the city in Orange.
Anyway, let's get down to business first you need to get inside the school.
The door next to you is locked from the inside, but the back door should be open.
I don't know.
Find the page around the register that tells the new instructions.
Storm might be a bit messy, so go ahead and start cleaning.
You'll find everything you need inside.
All right.
Once you're done get some rest before your shift,
ship the break rooms on the other side of the store that you could find of how they got me
Okay before you first ship talk soon
Uh, uh, is more he giving me more postal guy dude
the
Well, here's these plagues, even here.
Guess I need to remove them.
The painter should be at the register.
Okay, we got some graphical effects going on right now, dude.
Bigly style.
Make your daily sales court a B-polyte to customer.
Blocked the store before night.
Never leave the store at night.
Don't let him in.
Ooh.
Grab cleaning tools.
Big apple, dude.
Okay, I can't type, right? I'm crouching.
What am I picking up?
give you a start please part of your duties don't third build up watch the indicator on the right
each clean mass are using a small amount of cash selected tool ngrementory
okay
I love working real job truly this is this is the scariest part
Honestly dude, 25 cents per cleaning dude.
Why haven't they tried a commission based?
Fast food work dude, say it with money you've sailed dude, easy.
to
put it away
now we got to get the sponge
okay just teleport into the locker
already buddy
but we got tons of lens flare
Naturally, let's say bitch
It hit common graffiti
Damn for a break
Let's take it a break two minutes in
Did he blood be like W under take her bell sounds?
Faw sound effect happens.
Where you at?
Oh yeah.
Go to Break Room.
That was the snowy won't waste land, so...
What do we got? Not shows head, fog and fury, eternal bread, left for dead, beer, pills here
Oh my god, it's got the left for that hand dude. Oh my Jesus
Holy moly
Non-human meat 100% classic
Complex of eight vitamins and no fear equal us be healthy
Now with the taste of Seamud, and stocked the stars are right, once the stars are right.
So dead.
Oh, that's a system shock reference, dude.
I drink so damn, I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, the fuck dude.
You can really see the game developers, uh, inspirations being worn on his sleeve.
One of the fuck is this break room? Is this the one out back?
There's more like a break house.
And it's a break.
Pretty sparse this game is that it's localized in Korean.
Why is that crazy? Please explain.
Uh-uh.
Good words of breakery. Am I fucking stupid?
Uh-uh.
Staff only.
Hmm.
Hang in there, baby.
heart mart the store where I found you love doesn't require a receipt
sorry received
call for you like sugar something dad bought for you
all work in no play makes
jacks jack a door boy
Why do you type it wrong the first time?
That's a fake love reference guys
That's a fight dude. That's a simple reference guys dude media references
Ooh, yeah
No one tells me what to do although it would appear if we're not a thing so I might just do it anyway, but a begrudgingly
I'm coming.
Here we go, a side-dance was bitch.
You get some sleep, you could have picked a comfy or bed you now, you're not here on vacation,
that bed's just fine for a retarder.
Let's get to it, remember the Clone Wars or hell mine?
Sound off products to beat your quota, keep the store clean, maintain order or
delete any sketchy types in without a damn good reason.
Never leave the store at night, ever.
How the fuck am I supposed to go to bed?
You can check these other rules anytime on the plate next to the ranch
For now head to the store to stock the shelves of fresh delivery came in while you were arrested
I haven't heard you knew and drop anything
Not surprising you arrived cold just out of the new products arrived to storage every morning
Once the shelf is toxic I'd hope it on the store
I'll call again this evening before your night shift. Good luck.
Mm-hmm.
Galsk.
I'll see you think we're weird. Weird.
I'll see anything weird happen.
whoo
whoo
i got a tiktok that said that
if you don't shovel your
it was like I was like a new station from the org
they were like you better shovel your
your sidewalk otherwise you might get sued
if someone slips on it that was like there's the way that's fucking real right
it's real
it's real
is railing Germany.
On that side walks for public though.
How is, well, why am I paying taxes if I got to show
my own fucking sidewalk dude?
Think about it.
New boxes of the products are up here daily.
These section can hold up to four product types.
Think about some sort of drag.
Let's talk it out in the shelves of the matching section.
Need to return against the storage, taking empty box from the stack near the entrance.
Go.
Bear.
Red.
See real.
This one goes in the stack section.
Yeah, that's definitely a good shot, by the way.
Excuse me.
Open.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Or what? It said it belongs to the sex section, hello?
Uh-uh.
What?
What?
Uh-uh.
You can pick up the snacks?
Is there a serial section?
Why is that voice on like you?
Guys, I didn't want to break the news like this, but I did star in this game.
We love him.
Fresh container out back, baby.
Kobe.
Come on. Come on.
is this not it
pick up the signal
let's see here
Ooh, it's almost open opening time dude. Let's go.
Ooh, I can't wait.
Here we go. My first day on the job.
Flip sign to open.
Yeah, let
Customers are arriving after you flip the sign. They're leaving me selling the products telling me to quarter by the other day
We'll lead the horrifying consequences
We should get zoom in
Apparently this is based on a true story.
Yeah dude, sure.
Reach Daily Sales Quota, serve first customer at register.
I'm a rat register.
And what if I did some cleaning?
I love mopping my store.
Greetings.
Ah yes, Siri.
Grab the item, swipe it past the scanner, and release it over the bag.
That goes from the spam end, return it to the chains from register, go ahead and do the change.
They tip, right.
Giving incorrect change may upset the customer.
I was a troll button there.
He gave me exact change.
Today's my first day, or you're new here right over facing this time, so be yours.
I'm here nearly every day that we'll get along just fine. Thanks, customer.
Your predecessor once gave me the wrong change. I didn't say anything at the time, but I noticed
I had to teach him a little lesson. What kind of lesson?
Bunch of the fuel tank on the generator. Get to run around in the dark that day, poor guy.
Anyway, folks are right here, friendly and full of smiles. You'll fit right in.
Well, then have a good shift. I'll stop by again sometime the milk here is calm
I notice things like that. I notice everything
Cool, I also think the milk is calm
Oh, get some
A singular beer, eh
Dude, what?
Oh
the
uh
uh
and i mean to grab that the
japan court
who turned a brand
choice
the
push a little too much still in December with the mortgage run quickly
a
union one dollar to do
by lunch
I love
working out my store
What's going to fog you at him?
Yo clean that shit.
Yeah.
Now, push him, push a lock at the door.
One of these doors unlocked.
Get it.
Staying detected. Did I not turn markers off game? By the way, rich.
I
Go unlock that door. I think it was me
This is nice
It's really nice
But are people shop with these but it's gonna fucking push card dude
I need ninety six dollars in change understood
Yeah, be
the
sorry bitch I got into the phone
he had a personal that was an hour
the family came to one of my anti-mathory
first day should know something I chose
using the security system on the computer to help me but first
you need a log in pass from his health that you can remember that
hell interesting choice
For me any more of the reason is why I get to find security here, but that first makes sure it really is working right
I've read the lock and staff doors before my kids
The staff door
We go to monitor the store via cameras and manage the ferry systems logging the system open security cam check the store
to
to make sure the staff door is locked
to
uh...
uh...
uh...
uh...
It didn't beat but I think it counted
Man, I'm here. Oh
Hello, oh, Mr. Welcome aboard. Oh, two beers
All right, fuck you
Uh-huh.
You see that guy jerking off over there?
you think I jerk it off earth
two
days almost over better wrap up
and
serve last customers
don't mind if I do
Service is my pleasure
Okay, bye bye. Okay, bye bye
It's close. When do I flip it?
And I must maintain order and deal with night visitors.
Give me these under control leads to a successful ship and satisfied boss.
Be careless or leave the store and you won't live to regret it.
I wonder if I was supposed to lock the door?
I think I acted a bit zealously.
Little fuck is that?
So I may come knocking after hours, whether it's open the door that's on you.
Watch for oddities and speech appearance and what the camera show.
Read them right customers and management may reward you.
Get it wrong and the consequences will be terrified.
Who monster?
Hey buddy, let me please, let me in, I'm calling, I'm a local, I was shopping here earlier
remember?
Yeah, I think I do.
Great, so you can let me in. There's weird noises out here.
What are you doing here this late anyway?
This last bus back to town. Next one's not till morning.
Now I feel good about this. Sorry, can't let you in.
You're the first customer. How'd you miss the bus?
These series? Do no freeze out here. Or worse.
That's not my problem.
You'll pay for this you hear me and I'll be a move along
I didn't even miss the bus if you wouldn't have been the first person at the bus station
Yeah, that's probably a doppelganger guys
us.
We're not allowed to lay the waves of you.
Don't follow the rules like being a bit more difficult.
Well, as I think they're someone on the roof.
Can't go outside though the result died
Knockedog who's there you what do you mean you your outside our main side. That was this
Open up don't make me we at
All right, come in.
Fuck off.
Now that would be a little bit far too easy.
This action will have consequences.
Oh, my God.
It's probably nothing, fellas.
It's probably literally zero.
Just reminds me of a time when I was watching
freezer, the television show.
and then Colin Kaepernick his brother goes,
where do you think we have to pay taxes?
Wait for Dawn.
Let's sign to technical break.
Why is it called that?
Well, I dare say that was a good shift.
Not sure who watches the store after I sleep, but, and I never buddy, good night, hard
the night cat the night button of shirts stylish button of shirts shirts the night
convection of him the night mini fridge the night heater that microwave
Knight typewriter, headboxers, head ash ray, Knight no tire to your head, stop scattering
that's all over the place, Knight power box, Knight Bible, I clocked it doesn't work,
lamp.
The night scraps of paper.
That made me.
Winged.
Uh, still in the day with some good old snoochability.
Why the fuck would I even shovel this?
I ain't no one going to slip on this breath.
You know, I've never had to shovel snow before in my life.
Eat that mischaganders.
It's like living in a third world.
Everywhere I've been the snow is merely melted.
Hmm.
Better stock the new product before opening.
Yep.
Hmm. Best employee, it's a cat. That's adorable.
Ooh, that's a fanavory French dude.
Oh, fuck dude.
Ooh, I don't.
All right, now the word mischagander.
My extended family's from Michigan.
You're not special for living there, by the way.
Michigan sucks dude.
Actually, I know that fuck.
Well, we don't want to go to bed.
I'm just kidding.
Ah-ha-ha, oh-oh-oh...
So, uh-uh.
Alright, pooped in here.
Let's wind through I have a bathroom.
Ah-ha-ha.
Ah-ha.
Why is that way that's unfamiliar?
Assad store dude.
You're such a fucking hate or dude.
I'd like to see you try and do better without grock. You probably can't. You need grock.
Open.
Hey, did you puncture a hole in my generator?
I'm only on a stock of booze.
The
Deer grog
Warden heaven, Hallowed beme thy name
Our keeps reen sharpened on barrel because off even without smoke as if it senses something maybe it's in a fire alarm after all
Yeah, that's a demon alarm dude anyone fucking knows that
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Oh, I'll just leave that there.
Uh, canned foods.
Why is there a demon here, though?
Well, it's a literally called Hellmar, all right?
We're also supposed to go.
Heaven Mart
It is
I got to lock this door really quick
I don't want the shitter guy to shit in my
Guys
and
fellows
Oh
What's that sound oh
gasoline
to
the
answering your story tab. Refill a jittery. Better artifacts than my summer
car by the way. Is that guy on the hill in Paris? Oh, how the hell is he doing
Yeah, just powered it up.
That big foot.
Let me get a generator died.
Feel around out.
Let me guess the tank's looking you're getting classic.
Anyway, glad you figured it out, but if you don't want this happening
we'll get any better upgrade the generator.
Check the computer with this program called Shop Plus Plus.
It is an upgrade story coming with your own cash.
I'll come up with another cost for your first upgrade.
Call the welcome girl.
Wait, I'm paying for maintenance now, seriously?
Obviously, we'll just expect the current setup is good enough to get the job done.
Everything else is strictly option.
It's pretty weak recently, I am going.
Now go and upgrade the generator and don't forget to order some fuel and supply.dxe.
They deliver it lightning furnace.
Oh gosh.
Generator level 1 incoming.
My program is just for managing the store, upgrade store features, and shop, and supply.
We're going to have to deliver it to the bus stop in front of the store.
Grinch.
Generator 1.
You're free.
We're going to upgrade the doors.
I will be damned if I let anyone steal from my multi-million dollar corporation, ignore the tip jar.
Sorry, my desire to fully Walmart is far greater than my desire to make pretty money personally, reach daily sales quarter.
I love Jeff Bezos, which got to think Mr. Bezos is riding today. Is it the one that
more that that place next to Epstein and do you think this guy's gonna buy some beer or
What do you think he's gonna get some eternal bread?
Thank you
That's it, huh?
White bread. That was your choice
Thank you for the exact change, ma'am.
Wonder bread so fucking made dear holy shit, that barely food.
dog. What's so wondrous about it? It's pretty good. Man, shut your bitch at a...
You need one dollar. Damn that son of a bitch. Excuse me? Oh my apologies. Didn't mean
you. I'm talking about this damn anarchist in a black hoodie. I ran a small shop in town
Nothing fancy in just recently that got cleaned me out twice two days in a row. Can you imagine
First he pulled a stun at the register kept me talking made me recount everything
I look away for a second. He's already gone
Like some of them full bold grabbed everything. He liked off the shelves while I was in the stock room when I came back all I saw was the door swinging shut
Stop winding your fault
I'm only trying to help. We'll see how you like it when he clears out your store too
Yeah, whatever we'll see
They get better. It's already bought the security upgrade
and a pack of cigarettes to that
smoking kills not giving you any
serious relationship handed over
right i use a damn pack that's more like it once your mouth next time
uh...
these are cigarettes that was apple juice
uh... um...
Let's see.
There you go.
These act James.
Ah!
He could meet what am I supposed to do with all these coins?
Feed parking meters with a...
Very funny.
Hope you get fed that same way.
Hey, that's...
No, that's not it.
You can fuck bitch.
Leave.
That may as the basement still sealed away, what basement?
I don't know the story let me tell you, sometime I go curious, but I wondered between
the aisles.
In the center there was a hatch leading to the basement for some reason it was open.
Curiosity got the better room he leaned over the darkness and the hatch slammed shut
We've been worse than the noise the hatch was gone as if it had never existed
The boys muffled cries echoed throughout the store for a while
Serves them right should have kept his nose on a trouble
How can you say that he was just a kid?
It's the silly tale
Yeah, we're playing a bad guy right now. He's fucking cool
Do you see this this whole store is covered in dirt? How is this acceptable? This is an outrage
Since you notice that you can clean it yourself
Since you notice in our E-series, I'm believable. I've never heard such rude nonsense in my life
I'll ruin this in my life. So not going notice. I'm looking forward to it
Fucking
and
she's in with this place are outrageous it seems you tried to overture everyone who shops here
you don't like it to buy it suppose that
so that's how you operate here how you just brush off customers when they have nothing to say absolutely ridiculous
dude
it's not even dirty she was lying I was a little bit
Oh
Not come did he blend teleported
Oh, I was checking something is right here. Give me less than you should have you owe me a $1 or 78 and that's up for discussion
The James correct don't hold up that line
I'm not holding up your line if you can count properly. I wouldn't still be standing here. We can't rain from me
I'm not recaling with you
You can't oh I see how it is you can't even recive perfect absolutely top tier common as I'm never coming back here again great have a nice day
Just flipping me off
Fuck you bitch
Greetings, man
the
uh... you need seventy cents to see
the
the parking meters with
the
one
you do
if
you're a
star is a little bit to a back up or so I'm the
show's things you can ask you the naked eye
what you do in their balldo
you
I hate when people are happy.
Isn't this the jerker?
Yay, I did it.
I'm the best man I did it.
They're shoveling.
We wasted ten dollars in that fucking security camp didn't know when he came in and robbed this
At a pack of cigarettes that sure can do horse
Oh hundred dollar bill, huh?
Sure
to
take it back
I still hit a twice
this will work in real jobs like this is awesome
As the conservative
You guys are lucky
You're the interact with people
Whoa
the
the other demonic in the encampments
of us
What a pretty smile, dude.
it's gonna be so clean in here no one ever robs me
I mean the beep is so sad is fine dude
who wouldn't love this?
50 dollars. Sure. I come there's a 50 cent. Got a peanuts. I'm gonna do something about it.
Nothing. Don't expect my money next time either. Okay. I'm too big to fail baby.
I don't need your peanut money. Check in the doors.
Dude, stop getting consequences. Dude, I'm consequence maxing right now, by the way.
Ooh, lag?
What was that beat?
Well, there's what was that beat?
Normally it's threatened the integrity of El Martin, the safety of its staff.
Look at the anomaly by flickering ceiling light and remove it.
Some anomalies are going to be removed by using specific tools.
Any carry on the top right corner shows that the anomalies are present in the store.
you fucking stop who turned the lights off
oh my gosh
There's a widow in a normal way.
That meat doesn't belong there.
Or here.
Six, six, six, he went blind.
Oh my god!
no
there's me over here too dude
a pretty fuck nice trap bitch
lump of human flash bottom left
I'm a real human being, I'm being haunted by the flesh, turn around.
Yep, just another day of work fellas.
Nothing to see here.
Keep jarred.
what? I love receiving additional money. Well, suppose it's time to skidaddle, huh?
Oh, guess for generator, let's see what we're up.
Oh
This makes him draw cost $10
It's a board shoot fuck up, man
I can't fucking unlock the front door.
Uh-uh, bongo, bongo, in xenophobic's for seven, daps you up, what's up, man.
Go too bad.
Oh dog so skill we had definitely don't want to put that dog that I just heard barking
Oh scooty j wolves as there's now a wolf sound like wolves be like
And that I would that dog was like
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
That was an other successful day.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Don't lose your temper with them.
Work it's run quickly.
Feels like they don't deliver new stock here.
The old stuff just comes back on its own.
Same box is everyday.
No dates, no labels, no paperwork.
Yeah, you're just being fucking paralleled.
Steve Quem, day in night, day in night.
See you, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be.
Fit time!
It's a birthday giga fiss me now.
Starting the day with some shoveling, I've got like 20 and piles too shovel.
I'm role playing dude somewhere in the world so when a bot
But Helmart and was like, this is my game dude.
Shvelting it that hard.
Alright then, shovel my sidewalk dude.
I'm gonna hit that hard.
I don't ask for compensation.
the
so that
promised Jefferson the form
uh
the moogus
the morning
uh-huh
gonna get a gaba boo
it it's me tone
hey
hey oh
uh-huh
yeah where do you actually go
Oh yeah.
So, uh, Blurne saw sages.
Bristol Lake. Ooh, that's a decent reference dude.
Cause that's the lake where he live.
and
restock somewhere
yeah
think we need some more bakery
bakery
i'm gonna get some eternal bread
He drowned in crystal lake. It was a summer camp
Okay, then how come in that one game they came out that
There was that place with like Jason's mom's head
At crystal lake
It'll be that bad
And then like if Jason wins, he goes back and she's like, good Jason Jason, you are such a good boy Jason
and it's like her like fucking fleshy skull
Yep
The turnaround when hooded almost meant comes in asking for smokes
I am going to do that by the way, so now I'm now I'm literally going to do that
Then sign felt things are seven
Cheese button the brownie bear and robe that has and they've supposed to say oh mine caught
Oh fuck, I feel a bit coming on, oh I'm gonna beat, oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
I'm doing that. Yeah, I'm a irritated throat bit from doing the Vegeta voice earlier bit what's up brother?
Yeah, sure
Anything else problem man oops
I don't like this 50 cent piece.
Oh, hi, ma'am.
Would you like to add a pack of cigarettes to that?
Alrighty.
Alrighty.
Oh, I'm gonna fucking bid everywhere to you. Fuck dude.
Wait, didn't I just give you something? Looks so sad now, and also looks like he got a beard kind of.
Sure.
She's guys out there.
We're.
50 25 10 5
What's the last time you went to confession or even stepped into a church?
This store is my temple and the only place I worship
Calling your job at Temple is borderline blasphemy. It's like that usually means so when he's a little guidance
It's a wonderful pastor here, Father Grace, and he serves in a small church by the little
highway.
You met him yet.
Now yeah.
I'll definitely tell him.
He always pays folks and visit sooner or later, but he'll be pleasantly surprised by his
patience and generosity.
I'll bring a damn preacher here.
Do you want to a damn preacher and not loud?
I beg your pardon.
That's right.
Now stop holding up the line.
Then burn in hell, you filthy wretched burn there forever for your slender.
Okay, is this?
Hey!
Hey, for the bottle, leave this one.
Hey, what, you know, tell you, recognize me?
I'm the owner here, so back off and get back to whatever your job is.
Oh, really?
Then I'm Hicks loving mother.
By the time I'm his part part part in tour, whatever, so I'm very very close.
I'm not gonna do anything here.
Leave the store.
Just keep it down my head splitting as it is.
Sorry I had to deal with Booser Chan over there, dude.
He's fucking sleeping on the floor.
I'll bring more from storage.
Thanks.
Next time make sure the shelves are installed.
Who's standing behind you?
Behind you what does it look like.
It looks just like you, but with a grin from ear to ear.
That was me, dummy.
Just trying to give you a smile.
I'm dare you speak to customers like that.
Enough move along.
Next.
I'm
American culture where you died during the afterlife now.
I'm even finished my beer again. I'm not ready. You are ready. Now walk for the light.
Alright, guess the time if you're just going to say hello. Hopefully it serves drinks up there.
For sure.
of cigarettes to that. Sure.
I'm waiting for the jumpscare when turn around. I assume it would be her because she's obviously not
not who man?
it's the blurne
three
do you want to tapering me? I feel like I'm doing it okay job
It's the head arc is dude.
Hey, I heard about your kind.
Oh.
Hey.
We don't serve your kind in here.
We only serve a law by any citizens.
Time to check out?
Add a pack of cigarettes to that.
Sure, one moment.
Rodley.
Oh.
Is he gonna pay for it?
No.
This guy hacker Robbery note me.
Now it's hacking Dirty note.
the
ratings
I could just keep the change that
did I don't want to take any guff from these guys
I work in hell literally hell
awkward
Just a moment man
Um...
Um...
Yeah.
It's lagged on.
I'm coming!
I think you shouldn't buy like some vegetables or something.
Uh, ten.
Oh!
I expect we'll stock this shit during the fucking thing, man.
What if I get Robin?
I'll go.
It's almost nighttime.
a
a
the
mission made players do the change manually
so then tells me tonight's going to be rough got chills all over
so I expect visitors best not to let anyone in tonight no I'm lost no help me no I'm freezing out here
this up today's normal night and late blanks you can order them like a good idea to find out the exit
but swimmers here brought all the staff doors
if right anyway, they're giving them to the library, no one can do it
I'm gonna squeeze up
I'm literally not even scared by what I'm
I'm literally unscared right now
pretty big
I'm gonna make a game.
Uh...
Okay, four, two...
And one...
We chill?
Yeah, we chill.
ship.
Hmm.
Is K-Soul in this game?
Hmm.
My K-Soul right arm is taken pretty loud right now.
I gotta be honest.
Let's pour them up first.
I mean surely
Early one across middle is fine, right?
Those main door.
I gotta stalk this whiskey, mate.
Excuse me.
Jet, Jack, Dainies.
I think Jack Dainiel's taste kinda mid.
Is that un-part, dude? Hot tank?
Jack Dainiel's mid.
the
truth or
um
here we go we get
uh we get about one more and it's going to actually
uh
boom
boom
that's the most
The most woke thing I've ever said, guys, I'm not woke.
I'm so totally not woke.
It was a dirty.
I was the chicken dirty.
I just started wearing a scape no way the name of this place come bridge.
bridge and it's called lumber if you fucking idiot someone taught this guy that the
elves are seeing this dude
well I can't even read the hell for Belle
I should take a look, boom.
Go here at that squelching.
What the hell?
I need a weapon!
Where is it?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Where is the axe?
and
it's
the
monster will try to get inside bearer the doors and advance.
For every two of the kind of story against its crabby hands, do not let the monster inside of the
consequences will be irreversible.
Death, DETH.
And where's the hatch guys?
the spooky hatch that the kiffle don't die dude it's real
I'm Jeff the killer I'm Jeff the killer I'm Jeff the killer and I'm gonna kill you
What do you guys think the monster is?
I bet it's Seat.
My period.
They're probably not
What was that beep it?
There's a note on the wall
I'm buddy
Breaklass case fire to shut up man. You're not even real you're video game care. So friend of a person now
There you done brother, lag?
There it is.
Huh, sunrise. That thing is afraid of sunlight. We maybe we just hit it like 17 times enough
Instead of bed, why don't we get some restocking down?
Throw us new to the equipment. We're gonna get along your safety other more. It looks like this place is much older than it looks
What
I've been edging for 15 days when can I finish?
One, don't care.
Two, did not ask.
Three, shut up.
Virtue Generator, Becca.
you
you
come back where it's now
three
shut up two did not ask one no one cares
you guys think
Oh, you guys are doing the jail-eye thing, not cool bros.
I don't take kindly to being objective at that.
In a box of beer inside the store?
Through.
Ain't no one buying beer though.
me a bread.
We had a bread day.
Bro walking past those peanuts like people don't complain about it every time.
Dude who even fucking cares?
And it's a gross.
But pistachio dude, now that isn't uh
Tell Burnt peanut that I'm not logged into my iPad right now unfortunately
Where I think we're good
You all like the back door
You got one in the Royal Rumble.
Ooh, maybe like one of the sumo, when guys, that would be so cool, man.
I love Roman Rains.
Hmm, that's his hype.
I-
Yep, more shovel and boys.
Maybe the true horror was the snow we shoveled along the way.
You hear the Royal Rumbles in Saudi Arabia?
Bro, we live in a post-moral's word, dude, world.
You hitting Saudi Arabia is cringe and gay and ill.
Don't forget that.
I love the fucking door open.
I should check the new stock in storage.
Better stock the new product before opening.
Yes, light bulbs. My favorite.
You do do do.
Honestly, Saudi Arabia kind of tell you do kind of bog.
Hmm.
W human rights abuse, dude.
Yep.
What rights?
Bitch.
It's time to build that World Cup arena.
We're going to kill you in the concrete when we're done.
That was a good shot.
Hot dogs.
You pain!
I'm not gonna die.
Enough about rights. It's time to discuss wrongs.
Uh-uh.
Wait.
That was fucking cool.
There's a go.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
It's a bakery.
Yeah, I fucking knew that.
Uh-oh.
Oh, oh, you're not getting invited to Saudi TwitchCon.
Yeah, I mean they might have might.
It's just like, there might be the last time you hear about me, you know what I mean?
Hey, who am I talking to?
What am I talking to that dude?
Me and the Saudi Arabian government, we go way back.
Way back.
And food.
food.
Pickle.
Dude, the story is fucking destitute, man.
How far back like early 2000s?
Yeah, like, uh, gosh.
Um, um,
um,
and there's something over here for like training.
I mean,
was there more than one to you till, yeah,
It's like a butt, Franken-shine.
You get vibes that you were addicted to bloodhound gang in your early 20s.
You know, when a chatter tries to hit the zinger, but he projects harder than that thing that we used to watch the fucking
slideshow math problems on seventh grade.
great. Somebody is wrong, too many hands. Yeah, projector. Yeah. That was my projector
bit. On the hatch from that local story, I'm sure whenever this here took them, there's
just one thing that doesn't fit according to the story that came in after the day.
This thing really comes at night. Nice punch line
Okay, so I mean obviously we're not on the same page here the fact that there wasn't no punch line is the punch line
Right the fact that I folded that's the punch line
You can see that
You just wanted to hear you want your your fucking
and curated comedy experience, I would want a first act to second act of the third act.
The joke begins, joke, impacts fucking joke, delivery lines, you'd like to comment.
It's big 20 to 20, 60.
It's a bit more diverse than that.
They're layers to existence.
My coffee is lukewarm.
My story is stopped. I'm gonna get some more so I'll actually
I'll pass myself yet now I'm gonna ship myself later. She was one
Wait
Go man.
Uh-uh-uh.
What?
It's a gas, it's a gas, it's a gas.
Wait a second.
Do you think you're gonna die?
Uh-huh, and a pack of cigarettes, sure.
AHHHHH!
Congratulations, you managed to keep this place going for now! What the fuck are you?!
Easy now, I thought you must be polite to customers here.
So it's you, I'm not supposed to let it.
You know, it's funny watching you cling to those rules,
are you following them? Are you sure following them is worth all of that patience, all that effort?
I need to be shit about those rules.
Yes, I like your attitude. I think we'll understand each other just fine.
What kind of rule is that anyway? Don't let it in. Who exactly?
And why? No explanations. Only questions.
Maybe you are the one who wasn't supposed to get inside.
I never thought about that.
There's people in life, brother.
Someone must have broken the arrow.
And now you're stuck in this cage, this wage cage, alone guarding it, without even knowing why or from whom?
One way or another I'll get into this store, not like now, for real, I'll take it, and you'd better not stay in my way.
Okay. You want to go get your one? Keep it stepping.
Oh, no.
Oops.
Oops.
Let's see here.
Here you go, ma'am.
You should smile more.
Have a good day.
Sure.
what's up man you're gonna ask me for cigarettes too
oh two max of light bulbs huh okay 38 dollars dude
what's up
the new G-I-T-S anime trailer, Dude of course I did, that shit is I did, I did, I'm telling
you right now brothers, we live in a different age and era, okay, because there were people
who were legitimately so upset about jujitsu kaisen, the new season episode 3 being an
exposition dumb, that they are going to tune out within the first 15 minutes of a ghost in
the shell showed you there they are so out of there so fucking fast it's gonna be insane
because the show is 90% sitting around talking to each other dude holy fuck you know it's
nearly before even announced like new ghosts they're sure stuff where my friends are
watching it bro you remember that one episode where they're like the majors in like the uh
of the
the web space like doing the the laughing man conspiracy like round table or whatever you're talking about
they're just sitting there talking the whole time for thirty minutes
you're a man that can't
play yourself
Yeah, what
Yeah here I dug those no hot dog
I fuck the I fucks with that actually what still
Fellow or like for some
to
do man
i didn't even think that that JJ
JJ
exposition dump that was like necessarily
the
the item is supposed to be discounted i have a coupon apply this kind of mealy no discount deal with it
the
the
the
the
the
get lost.
And I'm trying to check fine.
Expect to complain I will demand to speak with your manager.
Okay, we still doing this though.
I don't bow to him.
Hey, sorry.
Not recounting anything.
I'm not scared of you, lady.
Wasn't it clear about that?
to rev.
Do they're so happy?
They're totally real humans.
Boom.
They're actually some clean.
The fuck is that?
Anyway that's the phone.
That's like a radar.
What do you want to asshole?
Very funny dude.
Night epic prank man
Data six
Check this out
Spunging the window bill
Nice
What the fuck? Hey!
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Why can't I get some alcohol? You've got a real place!
What the fuck?
That's not mine, someone else dropped it.
And who do you think this is?
Now, bald man, bald dude was following me. He dropped it, I swear.
You are that bald dude. Get out of here!
No, fuck I love you.
Yeah, that's where I'm at.
It doesn't even look like vomit on the floor dude.
I'm sure, buddy.
to
this is a middle finger but you take anyone with the acts
Sure, you do that.
Check if you're lucky day, man.
Well played.
Light bulbs, 2,700K, 8 watt, LED, 666 LM, warm white.
Do not insert the light bulb into your mouth or other body parts.
Yeah, we'll cut one of our caring when she walks back in boys.
Although I don't like the implications that I'm trying to kill her.
I don't believe her.
We one more board.
of
the
is more stuff
shotgun
of
the
was this
additional trash container in your main entrance
I
Got you that
Your shit
What's gonna shop dude
a
a
a
a
a
to. Oh, let me be clear. Did I already order this ship?
Gee, I sure hope I'm allowed to be out here right now.
This is kind of quiet and dark.
I'm
Shit fellow
It's boring time
I didn't put, put, put, put.
When I'm on that Molly-Apule Savage, what is that a reference to?
So when they say Molly, they mean X to C, the drug, MDMA, I did MDMA one time, the ship was
kind of lame, fellas, and we'll be honest, I think rappers definitely exaggerate like
the efficacy of like drugs.
I mean, they do as if we're no someone growing up
who like smoked weed was like,
dude, I'm so fucking bad right now man,
like that's the vibe I get from most rappers who rap about like
I'm not going to get any of these.
Okay.
I'm in the door.
Are you sore here?
I'm scared I can sit here alone.
Man, man.
I worked here before you a few days and maybe we could get out right away from the
place no matter where I go I've heard leads me back to Helmard man please I'm begging you
I can't say I'm really scared to help me man hell not but when I'm on that molly I feel savage
20 year old man takes drugs for the first time, sits on couch, struggles not to vomit,
with a...
Oh hey!
Oh
It's up. It's almost chasing me. I'll give you ten dollars. All right
I'm gonna put you to work though, okay
I
should pay you $10. Maybe that homework was us all along. Bitch! Okay.
Check the cams.
That's all I got over there.
Care is it?
Door stays closed.
Maybe, but you're staying outside.
You're a sea bitch.
go at freezing the death in purgatory
get purgatory
where's the animal?
Oh
What a plug
The beast
Is that Mr. Beast reference to
So
I'm a Mr. Beast like Sony Arabia, so like what's the base of the game?
Who keeps screaming at me man? I'm missing it.
Human mate.
Well, we made the right choice, didn't we?
Come on, watch the dawn with me.
You're kind of harsh in my vibe a little bit.
I got to be honest.
the
the
the
the
the
See here beer beer
You know I got I got to be honest after
I feel like I have acquired a taste for beer
I'm not like drinking in but like
I feel like you can finally appreciate beer
I mean
Do you know what I am saying?
No, explain it to us.
It tastes good.
You appreciate Blue Moon.
Now, must the checks I knew growing up, uh, preferably Moon as well.
Pussy.
I like Blue Moon.
You drink beer for the shape.
Where does that mean?
Like the long next, you put them like you in your mouth,
down the throat.
That's such an odd beer to drink growing up.
Blue man.
I
Friends it were like Yingling blue moon
Miller
It was it was bloodlight
I really like drinking beer around that was more of a weed head
Much faster less bloated
Did I say I used to like I never understood like when we would like throw down on like party
Stuff to you and people were like do we should appear on like why?
What a fucking wasted time
God you're boring. I'm boring because I didn't want to drink light bear dude
Are you serious? You're boring. Is that your favorite bubbly?
Fuck you
Yeah, you're gonna go to the the fucking
Con Benny and pick up a fucking 30 seconds of bubbly can
Why doesn't it stop
I'm going to hit the gravity ball and sit on the couch for a couple hours, just fine.
the
bread where we don't need bread
uh...
alcohol fine
it's a snackies
big-time snackies
on earth every bomb is a gravity bone
um
I mean
the act of you inhaling to pull a fire onto
a bowl on a regular ball you would attribute that process to solely to grab it
is what you're saying
I'm not disagreeing with you I'm just saying
that's what you think buddy
I guess I think you can pull on big M it's his dick guys
Nice fucking try dude, groceries.
Do you think you can pull a ball in a vacuum?
No.
But once again the properties of a vacuum, not necessarily a tribute of fully to the
law of gravity, right?
You know what I mean, like yeah, it exists in a place that is heavily influenced by gravity, but like
You know what I mean, I think there's like a different law for that my vacuums are the way they are
Right dude. I'm a scientist man. You know you know I like a bill night and fucking
Needle to grassy Tyson dude fucking
I'm...
would be science.
You don't even know what you mean yourself.
So what?
I'm just saying stuff.
There's literally no rhyme or reason to what I'm saying.
This is, this is stream of consciousness, dude.
For my lab bulbs.
Weeeeee.
We're gonna mad eyes open.
I can't, I can't fill these ones yet.
I'm a loser.
and
new game again and we get some more make or two soon
to
the only one here something is that was happening
and
I don't know I can tell
We're gonna use one notes.
Do you foresee yourself having more or less motion in the future?
I thought it's wheat with a...
I'm
I'm
generating bits in my head right now
right now
as
myself a comedian, right? So I'd typically like to reference something for the stream, the show,
I should say.
I called the show. By the way, I know how to get it. I know you guys are on Twitch TV. I know you think
you're watching a livestream, but actually like the kind of experience I'm bringing to you is more like
They are a television show. Check new stock in storage.
What's the new product?
to meet may have
milk
who
this is the part of the show where I answer audience questions so
if you were the audience the fans would like to ask a couple questions of me now
I'm willing I'm willing to
Remember what that sound reminds me of by the way the intro door fortress like it like the little scream
He's on fire my
Tell us a Billy story please.
Okay.
...
Famous people pooped up up today.
No shut up.
How much would you have to age LeBron down before you think you could beat him the one B1?
Okay, I feel like you're thinking about this the wrong way.
Why does it have to be a matter of like making him hold, right?
What can it be like?
Like how much cartoon oil would you have to spread tactically on the court to like make him injure himself so that you can win?
I mean, they literally need to install.
How many handles did the string from the room?
If describing the plot of space jam too, that's a good building story.
ask my kid if you want to see space jam two he said no
that's what's uh that's what's uh
space jam two exists did all you guys got gawk and I'm the bronze
James do but you won't even defend Space Jam too bro.
You know what, I think I'm gonna watch Space Jam too.
There's unlike you, I'm a real LeBron fan who actually cares about his legacy.
and
what
like I know this is an exhibition thirty three reference right
but like why is this the toilet paper epic i understand like
for like you're not wiping your ass for the next person uses the fucking toilet
This guy ever played a video game before dude.
For those who shit after.
They're dising E33.
Or I'm gonna tell you right now, that better not be what this is because,
because, look, I get it, you know,
a game like this, you're not expecting
a novel's worth of story, okay?
But between the broken English
and the way that the plot is delivered
literally written, not shown in various notes
that are scattered around the store
that you can literally miss,
which are also poorly written in English
like the commandment.
You really, you, dude.
You can't even go at them like that bro, you're not in the same fucking league dude
We'll still be in here can't foods and
Pooze
33 fans so sensitive
Ooh, liberal, so triggered.
Ooh, you're so triggered, because you responded to my comment in more than a monitor,
and she must be so determined right now.
Oh, just so mad I can tell.
Ooh, are you being trolled, ma'am?
At this moment?
Are you being trolled by my expert dissemination of your character, right now?
So roamed
You are being to roamed
Rage abated
I can't believe the
If that old image mac or other guys like ha ha I was only pretending to be our word
I can't say the artwork anymore, but I guess I was only put that became reality
It was a joke
You know, I just can't wait for like dude guys listen. I'm gonna paint a picture even I had so vivid right now
20 years from now dude 20 years from now
You're a prize in Walmart dude. I'm already dead. The world has changed in significant
ways. You're a prize in giga Walmart dude and you fucking, who happened past the, the, the
hardback paper book section and you see a familiar face. The Roach King himself as
And it's like it's a fucking biography that this dude wrote he was like how I became a quadrily an heir on the internet by literally pretending
The whole of the pinnames that were not my
And it's like yeah, you know, it was just it literally just a meme bro. That was there
How about a shit
Like it like it, I fucking-
The most intellectual forward in a book you've ever read in your life dude, so yeah.
That was me in 2020 as we go by our street.
Now, I'm working on my PhD in bioengineering.
After donating all of my money to charity that I earned from live streaming, I decided
that an education would be best for me, so I could help the world.
My personal dream to kill a cancer.
Here's my story.
Special thank you to Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu.
I hope you enjoy.
Oh, we have pasta now.
We're that die two and twenty years.
I was trying to save a family of four from drowning after driving accidentally to a lake.
and
that's my faith
and I've been for
the
I don't even I don't eat wings enough
When I do eat wings I do eat them like that though, and there's nothing wrong with that dude. I
Bro, I went to a Mexican place yesterday, man. Holy fuck the place smelled like it had just been cleaned like you know like the chemical smell that like bathrooms will sometimes have
Red flag one right, but I pressed on and I ordered I got a tortoise
Dude, I'm a big torta fan.
I like the sample different makes the place as torta's.
This one was good.
However, dude, however, dude, however.
I got one of those, uh,
this blue like transparent Pepsi cups or whatever, man.
That shit was sticky.
That shit was sticky.
I can't stand that shit, dude.
it was sticky man why was it sticky dude what was it sticky with
and then I have to like look like an idiot like put my napkin around the fucking cup
so I don't get like sticky hands
I got to put the bathroom like three times to watch my hand because I can forget that it was sticky
look up the slaying definition of porters
UrbanDictionary.com, Torta.
That one fat bitch that hangs out with good looking bitches.
Fuck that Torta broke my fucking chair again by Lil Man July 17th, 2003.
The Toro was definitely in like the slang vernacular, like, semi-recently, you know what I mean like last year, ish.
What's that with like, Gen Z and shit like ripen like millennial stuff and then being like, yeah, this is our fucking vernacular dude, get own.
Like dude, why was the high school people were all, were throwing out Toro like it was nothing bro.
Dude, I heard Toro all the time in high school, actually.
actually
further than 200 months
give them a tour to for my school guy
They didn't have to piss really bad
People think millennials are Gen Z half of the time
Can I go piss is that okay?
Ready to work when you garrick and sure for hang out who is the
to
the most handsome
one of my friends I think
to take his good care of his hair
it's me
it's me
yep
that's me
that's rough I'm the tour guide
to the point of the artillery
to the director for a handsome
I agree
I say that as like a friend right
before I had like this fucking
skin boil and his nose for like a long time that I did I was like
do you have to get that shit taken off like
police and they did is back to his uh... super model self-so
I have a mole on my nose. I don't know if you guys can tell.
Probably bring cancer. I'll break back.
Do my fucking tabard?
Look at my tabbard. Fuck this stupid video. Look how sick that is bro. Guano gang.
Guano is bat poop. Chat bat symbol. Bruh. Look even this random twitch chat club.
Things it's fucking sick.
twice in our six year relationship.
God damn it.
Good work. Oh, we did it.
We did it.
Give it to me.
Okay.
Ooh, we can't.
We can't. We can't attack with a laser. What? Oh, no.
That's bullshit, they warned me after I had already locked it in.
What?
I'm dead!
I'm lost!
Oh, my goodness, he's thinking myself.
I'm a darkness.
You
You
You
You
You
You
That's a huge mess.
This is not the case.
I've got to do the whole thing.
I can't do that.
But it's a problem.
I'm going to go back to my place.
I've been in the hospital for a whole week.
I'm going to take a nap.
I know.
I'm going to take a nap.
I'm going to take a nap.
What?
what the f**k
well i just had a fucking journey homey hey uh
yeah hey bro can you know um do that in your character again and i'd be like
really messed up if you keep fighting character and i'm trying to upload you i'm sorry
thanks for the money i know i don't want you to think but i'm
I got it!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
Why don't you let go of a cat?
I'm at the carpet in the back!
I'm at the carpet in the back!
Oh, gaming!
Oh, my gosh!
Oh gaming with 10,000 bits!
Oh my god what the hell dude?
I'm just waiting for the Twitter thread.
It's really not funny how these bigger streamers are making fun of that commercial, you know?
As a smaller streamer, I feel like it offers this great opportunity.
It's gonna happen. I'm calling it chat.
We're in the meanwhile, co-gaming bro!
Make some turns make some dirt on me. Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, wait a month. I can't get like three flips of the East End. Oh, me with the fuck. Yeah, that's how it goes.
Oh
Sit on my face
To subscribers of legendary variety streamer moon moon under score. Oh, W
Is it once in a lifetime opportunity to win 10,000 in one dollars as it result of being the victor in a level design competition for Mario Maker 2
On the
I'm going to have to switch scenes so I can do that.
I'm going to fucking explode it.
There we go.
It's your, you're making like a fuck yeah rock.
What the hell's that?
Fuck was that.
Nothing.
Okay, but consider this.
All right.
Guy who purchased Donate domain names in the early 90s and sold them for like a million dollars, dude.
How sweet would that have been?
What the fuck were we doing?
We got a work dude.
What's like a life skill that everyone should have?
Sowing, tax evasion, we gotta don't agree with that.
Making a fire, financial literacy, I'll come there on teach that in schools.
Mega books thanks for subbing, I would say reading, speaking of mega books, which is why
I think Kai's making big moves right now, dude.
Holy shit.
W Kai, man. Holy fuck, man.
Sucking dick.
We may be it served you, well, dude.
I think I said
Nick Shirley proved that there's a dire need for literacy in America, but he's spelled dire dy-o-r
100 bucks, huh
of
a
so dirty in here
able to be called an R word. I'll say they'll work now, by the way, guys. Did he
was home school these morning, man? It's not his fault. The size boat.
The only winning move was to not play, bro.
It is his fault.
it's able us to make fun of next shortly it is, dude
when you will learn far-quad he does even buy anything
I got five leaders of this.
I'm DVD ready.
You look chill.
Hmm?
Sure.
Hmm.
And I was right here.
Don't be amazed. Nothing else you can.
Do you have any high pressure, compact, compressed air cylinders? Why?
I'm a ghost in Bravo.
What business is it of your friend?
I was just asking.
I was just asking.
Just asking. What else were you planning to just ask?
No cylinders need to be also.
There is something else.
Oh, yeah, I'm like, I'll tell you,
I'll make a deal, believe in fate.
Not really, man.
You're moving, I'll be active.
That's a good move, man.
That conversation left me feeling good and easy.
Reasonable conclusion.
I think I won, by the way.
you don't sure 80 cents huh fuck was that I'm pretty sure my guys got the
just gets a friend.
Got a poster, you'll be listening about it?
No.
Thank you, have a good day.
A piss.
and
it's able to make one make sure
true
achievement for plenty of 66 dirt spots or
I don't know you
Are you working here alone?
What?
So what else used to work here?
Now he's gone.
I can't cigarettes any kind.
Okay?
I don't know.
You know they say long legs long penis are we ducks under the door dude?
That's where the budget will have.
I haven't been robbed yet, might just that un-robable.
But we have been robbed, but I got robbed on purpose, because that chatter is told me to not do what resulted in me being robbed.
So of course I had to do it to him.
I'm noticing a lot more skinwalker.
Oh, that's a pace.
You be. Let's go answer the phone now.
Do you hear me? You've reached Hellmark.
You work there, so they've already found my replacements.
Oh, I think God, I'm so glad he heard of the human voice, I thought I was completely alone.
Why are you calling here?
I didn't make the cop in one of these corridors for far too long, walls always doors.
All the same, and then I see the phone, it's ringing, it picked up and it reached you.
The phone rang by itself.
Yes, but we don't have time for that, listen carefully, this is what really matters.
Don't trust the man, if we're not seeing over, they say, don't trust the pager either, no matter what trials fate throws at you.
Why should I trust you?
All shopping malls completely messed up and they never tell anyone about it. There's no way out in the way in
Unless you know exactly what to look for. Wait, what's shopping?
Yes, yes, that's right, but wait. Do you hear that? Oh no, no, no, no. They're like hey, hello, are you so there?
Hope he's all right
Hey, guys, sorry
and answer
and answer phone call
hundred dollars
my supposed to believe you can you made that much money
Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Goodbye, Faceless Man.
Hmm.
Ten cents.
What do you?
the
streamer beat Ellen
that should still long
and a hundred one dollar reduced to
one year
I'm looking extra cute today thanks thank you.
Hmm I don't got thirty two dollars though.
And now I have two dollars.
Cutting edge store achievement go dude.
I never understood the achievement guys on like Xbox and stuff dude
What's up with that?
I can even like achievement so much
Be my buddies used to compete for them
What was the prize?
A bit you had to enter a 10k gamer score or I had like a thousand.
I'm like a thousand.
I played Leather Dead 2 and like Call of Duty occasionally on the egg bag.
He's the funnest to declare the expanse of date.
That was one of the good stuff.
And I'll simply let for that one.
You flash your Xbox and just pirate it games.
Oh, so you're criminal that got it.
Do you think that's cool or something?
Hmm?
So dark!
Extremely?
Hmm... disagree.
Where's the milk?
Milk.
Right down low to car.
I love consuming can't you tell I'm playing a game about consuming
Hello buying
There's a skin locker in the snow
Now you're probably just seeing stuff dude
This is just normal closing protocol, boarding the doors, uh, is this game woke, was that guy on Steam think the woke guy?
Okay, you know, I'm talking about the I like figures out of games are woke or not
Do you think it puts that on like it's tender profile is like yeah, you may have heard of me
I'm the guy and steam figures out of games are woke or
uh...
asmen
that's the guy who plays games for an hour and then like almost breaks out into tears when he can't play them properly and that gives up
yeah i'm the guy who gives up when he plays video games
Uh-oh.
Guys, be careful.
Just skinwalker, come in.
You're back in hell, man.
You're back in hell, man.
Don't need an out-sway or secret.
All right, come on in, buddy.
What a kick me out!
you broke the rule yeah I was just trying to help them out man
You seem normal, although I guess you seem not drunk, which is, okay, we're the fucker
of my boards.
Do I just got scammed out of six boards?
It's like I got scammed out of my asmingled kingdom come deliverance to play through it's just now fucking fair
What up
Hmm
I know exactly what you're here for
Go away
What did that two-ball-long guy
Rain booth, they still go away.
Nope, no Satan here.
Dude, getting filtered by KCD2 is such an impressive
If you actually it's actually crazy
You literally just master strike in that game
Excuse me
Hi, please can I come in? I have nowhere else to go. No you giggle
Your 62-year-old dad found KCD22 easier.
Stop flexing.
How's that?
You're getting filtered by fear and hunger too.
I mean yeah.
I watched the guy play up, you're an hunger to on YouTube recently.
That guy got a hard filter, dude.
That guy's still lucky with the character that I decided to play at first, actually, though.
You really did?
Dude, I wanted to be her for her.
Yeah, the short circuit, but it ended up being that wrench toss was very busted.
With a...
It looks like hands, but it's just chips, guys, don't worry.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
How did that one girl get up the stairs, though?
What are my games, Skip?
They're going to buy a crypt chain.
I don't know.
They would lift it up.
What do we need here?
We need some chips.
Some peanuts.
Play an Xbox on a Sunday!
Hey Sabers update because I know your huge Sabers fan they won 4-1 over the Kings
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you guys are just making up like sports seems to fuck with me about
We'll just find like if that's too hard to do
I don't care.
Bucky team?
Like yeah, I'm sure he has just making him sports the fuck with me about, but like I don't
actually care.
Good enough.
Keep stockin' low-gup.
Oh shit, I'm gonna make fun of me because I'm working in an honest nine to five job now.
Hmm? It's a whiskey.
Two whiskey please.
Hmm, what do one whiskey one burp?
Only care about pro doda.
Nah, I don't even care about that anymore dude.
I'm gonna watch the esports later.
Except Twitch rivals.
The other Yoniki splankers won the going cone, that's crazy.
Got 100 bits from Joe.
With an indeserable message.
I think we need some hotdog buns.
Heed up, stalking buns on a Wednesday.
Video math is so...
One of my friends from remittal school was Tubgirl's little brother.
They take the picture.
Is it dirty?
Who?
Are we need some meat?
That sounds like the door fortress yeld.
What's a tub girl?
ructure.
It's getting's a no, tub girl.
Why not? Aren't you supposed to Google things that you're curious about to learn?
I need some pickles.
Pigdles. Why isn't the streamers on me what tub girl is?
I'm gatekeeping you bitch.
Fuck you
Guys, tub room's fake. It's just not even real
I'm gonna tell my I'm gonna tell my tub girl story now, okay? Many of you guys have already heard it
My what
Shut up, torrent!
That was story.
In high school, my friends and I had a prank off.
Prank Award.
And my girlfriend at the time ended up on the enemy team.
And I decided that I was going to print off hundreds of...
hundreds of tubgirl and then stuff them into her locker so that they would spill out and
they did into the hallway.
Why did I come in here?
Is that a prank?
Yeah, that's the tubgirl and locker prank.
Did you ever heard of that one before, dude?
Was wrong with you?
I don't know, but she quit after that, so.
Oh, we're going for meat.
There's a guru in Quay-2.
They did that by my thumb.
To be again, some kinda law.
Probably.
Statue limitations, though, baby.
There you go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I see why you're single now, like as up at the top girl in my castle locker, L.E.s. locker,
little locker.
Right thanks for 7.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Kind of pissed off a delete so many of my boards.
Gadian slip.
Oops.
I don't have the money for this. I got two dollars, man. Yeah, whatever.
It's a fucking idiot dude. There might be stuff.
Oh, ah, ah, ah.
The song was just banned.
We need your immediate reaction now.
Geeked up playing Xbox on a Sunday.
station three, that's where all my gentlemen be.
Has been gold couldn't play dark souls.
I think even Hassan beat dark souls.
At times.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
The crazy are in symbols. They look the drunk a lot about the price of the service. They're just small telling if they were when it comes to a reason the place post them in
Oh, awful rice and tails of holidays
I love shoveling snow
So, BBR Haven Oil Refining Waste Dumping on a Curseous Quint Senses, huh?
Is my character having a breakdown?
What Deadlock character did you vote to come out next week?
I collected a bunch of votes last night when I played and then I didn't vote at all because
I don't believe in voting is a thing. I'm an anti-vote and I won't be voting. Fuck you.
What do you guys think we got in stock?
I can't
Oh
Yeah
Where we get?
Not anymore me.
I just got full body chills dude.
You're not the only one brother.
I
I literally got
I got this the same kind of chills that someone who's in the hospital for like having a severed spine gets after like
miraculously having their spine reconnected like I got no longer parapolijic chills
That literally happened to you. Yeah, so you know how it feels dude. We got a testimony in chat
Get up getting crippled on a Tuesday
I can't put yourself a comedian, I do, actually.
Actually I prefer the bitmaster.
Is that cool?
Haha, that's cool dude.
Welcome to the show.
Oh!
Wunder, cat food.
All moon do.
Complete dry food for where wolves and possibly ordinary dogs of all breeds.
One more cat, one more dog, baby.
Hmm, it would appear you falling into my comedic trap.
The big master will make quick work of you.
Ha ha.
Even though who Ryan's style is,
I thought not.
They more than one syndicated television show he's been
Truly about this bit like
Two and a half men he was not in two and a half men do
You're literally just lying
He was
Okay, so I've never watched you have men, I just assumed he was not in it.
Dude, how hard would two-and-a-half men gone if...
Fortenet was out when that fucking came out dude, that shit would be...
Dude, the shitty little fat kid man, the like the make character kid dude.
The Fortenet jokes would have gone so hard, so massive.
I'm going to get an air cut, actually I'm getting, I'm getting a beard trim, soon.
my boat. Big if true. And don't get don't get excited fellas it's only a
It's a dream.
Can I DMEC beard myself?
It's not fucking neck beard, it's just a beard dude.
Hello?
but they have pressed the barber for being bold
yes they are so funny to dunk on me for having a thinning heroine dude
Would you fail to realize?
Is that every time you do it?
It causes me immense emotional strain.
Okay
Hmm, I don't open this door yet.
and
a
a
a
a
I need to.
Is it about her karma?
Huh?
Me, me, I'm here.
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I have a moral question for you guys, okay?
You see a parking spot. It says only customers of this place may park here.
You have a, couldn't you just go inside by something from that place and then park there
and then go to the place that you actually wanted to go to?
Are you not a customer at that point?
Right?
How do they get you in court on that?
Like if they tell you and then you sue them or some shit?
Skip the first part.
They still tell you don't ask.
Yeah, but like how do you define
customer, right?
You instantly kill yourself
Probably would not have gone that far, but
The signs don't mean shit anyway
Or what?
How do you figure?
This guy, this guy, I'm just been towed like 20 times, dude
Like the reality of situation is that
He just does not view getting towed as like an in-can be inside this guy lives next to the tow yard dude like yeah, whatever man
Okay, I got like 20 bucks a fuck
Yeah, whatever dude. I'm fucking care
I've never been towed, I've never been towed, so I actually don't know how much it costs to get.
Ooh, you're surely someone in chat has worked at a tow place, right?
Are you busy all the time?
I feel like I never see people getting to.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Four fifty warrior from Jesus.
To drivers are worse than Vegeta.
Well, we know that Vegeta is at least like two
on the Hitler power scale level, so.
Oh.
As far as always, right?
As far as always, right?
Cosmise wrong?
No, you're wrong.
I saw a car getting towed next to mine. I thought it was my car.
Dubb.
One or that one again by me boss.
It said Vegeta's at least two hypers. I'm the Hitler power scale.
There's E as fuck when they're strong at psychos, you will get stuck a lot.
Do you charge them 400 bucks to fucking get them out of snow?
How does that work?
Why not get the experiment?
It's freeze on mal then.
It raises like 20 illers.
What do we do?
Hello, no more human being. Welcome to my store.
Just gonna leave all those box of lying around through.
Clean.
Hello, no more human. I mean
What up, mate. You got some nuts
Some hot nuts
Here you go by the way is the local booze have been bothering you. Yes
This, Mayor's talk tone was he, without his pants again, he used to work here once
him as you.
Is that local leader came here once on the same bus you did, I think you two have something
in common, like what?
It thought I would only be temporary too, if you did a simple work, easy money.
Anyway, they say at first you just start keeping up with this duty to start getting dirty
opening later and later.
They started drinking, drank so much as memory outweighed, clean, to see remember
his past life just didn't even know where he used to live.
Do you remember your life before Hellmarx?
Of course.
Yes, I'm sure.
Exactly what I wanted to hear if you ran till again try to go easy on a member of the same fate not be waiting for you. I'll get that in mind
Skinwalker chin
Chage will make really good
You really need that much whiskey brother brother
Goodbye
I've been tip two pennies and one appears to be two dines.
Lightbulbs are expensive, brother, brother, okay out of here, put up skinwalker, Chan,
do you want, and you got them bowls, brother,
junk mail, nice.
What the must have scared for you guys can think of?
Doreen is not obscure.
Come one.
A mellow.
I've never heard of a mellow.
Freaking's Mr. Pimp.
Oh, he's the priest.
Good day, sir.
Pulled out there.
And the frost goes straight to the bone.
Yeah, that's pretty chilly.
Oh, where are my manners?
My name is Albert Grayson.
folks are on here coming in fog of grace when on the past of the church nearby.
Inside come over and greet you properly, some of my churchgoers have spoken about you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm really glad we crossed bad so tell me, how do you like our little town folks here are warm hard in though I'm a bit peculiar at times.
I like it.
Good to hear, we do our best to get things peaceful around.
since we're talking about life in our town.
I've been trying together some support for our community needs.
Even something like $10 would help us a great deal.
What exactly will the money go to?
We're supporting a small project right now.
I'll tell you more when the time comes.
For now, it means any help means the world.
Man, who?
What?
Can't spare $10?
I didn't think that would be a problem.
I'm just appointing.
I'm running well though, good bye.
Religion bad guys.
Give me the applause.
Yeah!
Come on.
Come on.
You're really clapping in your undies.
Keep the clapping in my undies on a Monday.
288.
Yippee!
It's Thursday.
No, you are.
Let's just overpay.
Uh-oh.
Now.
I kind of missed the masturbation guy.
Like I was cool.
Use jail man.
Hey!
Got a problem, Sheriff. I saw you sold a lot of stuff in the air bag.
Alright, just keep it down here so they'll give you half the cash in the base off the egg.
You're paying all $5.8 to the register.
You ain't meant to find take it all, but remember, this place makes you killing the folks like you would need.
Through. I should let him do it, guys.
and
am i the bad guy
My cough.
Freeze.
Only me, huh?
They'll don't get the more disgusting need is to be guys, I don't know why.
Let me figure it out, dude.
Again, soy.
Well, the fuck did that thing say? I can see you.
You back's gaming, is this what? Because you're bitch-wing.
Now, there's like...
Certain mean I still find delicious. Like crab?
Mmm, crab.
the
like that like beef like I like
stew beef you don't talk about whatever fucking can be that is but like
from beef like I can take I can leave that shit honestly man
mm
Amy
I come down once smokes
his bugs.
Just gonna like crab and crab and shell.
So I've got more picky.
No. Who made this mess?
One dead dog, other stuff.
Pigeons is dinosaurs.
Is anyone here ever eating like pigeon?
Is that shit bus him?
This quail count. I'll think so.
Hey, maybe
On Hellna
What day young man? You know I could believe I forgot why I came here. Could you help me?
Let's think about it together
I kind of you. They would be just wonderful
are you planning to buy something
know I don't think so everything I need unless
however now I keep the cut that grin off the face of that parasite
and what a shame I bring my knife and that fucker is nowhere to be seen
well the next time I suppose
thank you for your help dear you have a wonderful day
what the fuck was that
I
By going to the new millennia movie what that the blade of my color
angels prayerly survive trumps wife movie
hmmm what could that lady possibly have a
little
here's how I infiltrate American boats
here's the video of my husband's
I have been shitting on prostitutes, getting pissed on, or whatever it was.
Umm...
Can't be shake this, is it?
Guys, there's...
Oh, okay, buddy!
It's getting a bit anomalous in here.
now my such a shit is blood
hell yeah she's so so hot man it's so smokin
wait we forgot to put the boards uh
stop fucking screaming everyone
me all of Helmer and me
How's it going?
Achieve it.
Gave.
Like, yeah.
I guess you could say, Achieve me, bursty.
Same spot.
and
we chill or what
incoming stream
should so much better than an elephant and got were past that ship
that term based combat fan
I get preferred, I'm telling.
Beyond us.
Damn you.
Hey man.
I come in, I have nowhere to go.
I see the way out this damn night somewhere.
Okay.
I'm not going to dig evolve, and it's just Satan, man.
Dig, dig, dig, dig evolve.
Andrew Omen.
Got a fucking wish man.
Oh, angel woman.
Take booby.
Down?
I'll return the alarm off.
Bringings to me-
Bringings to my� of the Ward, sir, me for my sleep-
I felt there could be me-
To hard this place, I will be quickly-
I must protect this place-
Please, leave over there-
And I am wrong.
No.
Don't set me.
I'll even turn the earth to see your peace ma'am.
No.
On the head.
Oh my god.
How much time should I have?
You know, movies are getting out of control, fellas.
look up.
I'm gonna run fucking door.
Finally.
Shoot.
Oh, hey, uh, hey, Sheriff, didn't expect to see-
Didn't expect to see you out here at night.
So, uh, are you gonna let me in?
Nope.
Oh, I'm sure if why you do me like this, I'm freezing my ass out here. Nope.
You're locked in here with me.
Have I watched sinners? Yeah, I mean, we talked about sinners last time I streamed too.
I said it was a good movie until they started Irish River dancing for 10 minutes and then it was not a good movie
And then it became a good movie again after I got it was done
Well, get the hell out. That was the best scene. Oh, nice man. You think pepper spicy, too?
you
you
you
symbolism. No idea. Just think it was very good. That's all. It's okay. I'm a lot of like not like so.
You know what I mean? The music was the best part.
Um... I think even in the 1500s I would have been cringed out with my Irish neighbor
or started fucking river dancing and singing like an Irish brob dude.
I think even 1500s me would have been cringed out.
I'm gonna be honest though.
I don't know what it is.
Like, I probably would have got some unwarranted hate
for that back in the day, but damn dude.
Brob.
That's 12 paper.
Man, man, man, man.
I
May not half Irish
No, no
I'm 100% Irish
the
which the which the park wasn't that had the river dance like uh
exhibit you're talking about
is it fucking
They have bush gardens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, name your favorite, favorite Guinness.
In this world record, probably the first person to become a Jedi in Star Wars
galaxies.
Welcome to the chatter set. Okay, I doubt that is in there. And they probably don't put it in there anymore, but it was at one point, brother. I say brother a lot and I was kind of like my thing.
Hmm...
Looks like my new thing.
This brother.
Let's get some pasted.
I'm on that brother.
Yeah, I'm on my brother shit.
Thanks for sobbing, brother man.
Shut up, please.
No...
I won't be siles.
you know how long this game is now it's not about the destinations what the journey
dude right now the journey is tediously stocking these these shelves probably to a
The point that they don't have to be stuck.
Ooh, bedtime is what I would do if I wasn't suspicious about my surroundings.
Uh-huh.
Oh, I can walk out of here.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
I love this silly image cocker which is like sliding on the floor to this old cool.
Open the toilet.
Me when I'm about to waggle my eyebrows and read chat and form my own opinion and spew it
out on my stream and this is my office.
I can't quite get their heads up, sorry.
There's gotta be some secret.
Don't forget to pay your fare.
They cost only two points.
If I don't have back now, I'll die out here in the snow for sure.
What are you barely moved?
I lived in Austin, you could podcast those awesome dudes.
I think this podcast really worked out.
It's kind of like a revolving door.
I can't start done. You know what I agree with that shit, although
There are podcasts about very specific niches that I can see is being interesting, but I just like to a general podcast. Yeah, for sure
O-ring
We're all relates to some of it. Oh
We woke up in the hell dimension
Uh, low IQ take, huh?
So, today's only just begun, this guy's already crunching blood. Today is the day!
And here you are, game rushing around, fussing tonight, across your little old car
there and clear all the way until the end of the day.
I just want to survive.
Just survive, well they on the other end of the line expect so much more for me.
Your boss is Whisperney Rear, last shift performance review is if this were just another
routine chance.
They move me like a piece on a board, it's just, it's all just their game, they never
tell you about it.
But now it's your move, you can keep playing by their rules or out name, we'll smash their game to pieces.
Realme it in.
Good move to them, you're just a piece to me, you're almost family.
Tomorrow we'll see, we'll all see who really wins this game.
Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe capitalism bad.
It's great, it's a little fun.
Your last shift into our contract, so I was the move ready to work a bit more, have
a hurt from you in a line.
There was only a tenor bin, you've been handling things quite well in your own a true
professional.
It's also nothing, you didn't run away or abandon your duties, despite having both the
opportunity and to do so that it's their special plans.
Now back to the important part with your final night underway, a performance will be formally
reviewed.
The result will be based on everything you've done so far.
insurance. Management will be assessing your effectiveness and compliance with the rules the exact methods you're not subjects of this global
Well, stop wasting time up in the store and no keep our customers waiting for mario to see where they grew yourself
Oh mine god
So it is so so spooky
Oh, I've made like $20 at this job
up.
Wait, which door is unlocked?
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
You gonna make a hundred dollar reduced easy-peasy bros
Oh fuck
Where we get batteries
What would we also got cleaning agent?
Oh my god, the best employee, he looks like Satan now.
See fish.
Guys, the blood moon tears upon the horizon.
the
uh-huh
uh-huh
uh-huh
well we're gonna get some angry customers today that's okay
Fuck you.
Oh, oh, this game doesn't make me shit myself and fear, I'm out.
I got some bad news, fella.
This is looking more like one of them liberal commentary games.
Uh-oh.
You're a full shit yourself one time.
He will shit themselves all the time.
It's completely normal.
Especially if you get older.
Just leaks out of your butt hole.
Is it that you can do about it?
That's right.
A fiber?
I even fiber could save me.
I've got three layers of different diapers all over my legs in my butt.
I've been venting it from sighting out.
We've been taking that rebar up the ass at Epstein Island.
really obliterated my calling
real
everyone so happy that it's the blood moon
Just like I'm waving at it, I wonder if we're going to get any non-smiling individuals.
You see not wipes so good, so I used to stuff my own days and I'm cracking it with dry
Yeah, yep, that's fucking disgusting.
We did not need to know that.
I mean, I had to read it, so.
You're like a smoke malady?
and
you could have done that a little more gently
oh it's a dude finding Nemo
I love that movie
I'm a Disney guy
you know I love finding Nemo
you know I love finding Emo
everyone's grinning guys it's like they know something I don't
I still have the badge
I'm a Disney guy
You bet I'm going on that cruise this year.
It's tall man.
You're here again, and you're here again too, oh, I found you, and why shouldn't that be?
That's not what I meant.
You're going to be doing things in here.
A pack of cigarettes, the same as last time.
Will that be all, sir?
You give me $100.
There well.
Can't noodle, maybe.
You got me?
Fuck you, I gotta clean.
that
going for the 10,000 pennies and change achievement
in a way that's real
What if I've never really loved this place?
What this is when I'm private purgatory.
This is
This is pissed everywhere, so fucked up man
It's gonna nice that we got free money club
Oh yeah you fuckin bitch.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
All right.
Sure.
and
give her back five thousand dollars in cash
the
one
You coulda warn me, shut up bitch, put it in your pocket. Get outta here.
Yuh.
I'm pretty good at this, guys.
Put the nuts in the bag.
I can be a boy you can be a cashier, I own no problem.
I
You all hear that
Man where you scared a little bit like that. I thought you were feeling well
I'm not feeling well. Please though, and there's about to feel bad as you
You should have done that now. I'll have to cut off something up to cut something off you too
You little bastard
Have a good over having sick place a little that I forgot my name
And I hope you don't you wait here for me. I need to go get a sure we're up and late
Oh, you know, maybe I probably want to make it today. Maybe tomorrow you're working tomorrow. I'm here until the end of the week
God, she then dairy don't disappear. Okay. I'll be back soon
I'm
Spish just left like a fucking shit streak
Only one beer, eh
You just fucking threatened you bro? First of all, that was only a second of all. I'm not threatened by all the
and
the
Oh, it's good. I have teeth.
Guess where that blood will?
They eat the most over, better, red bead up.
Okay, you can have some smokes.
I got unlimited smoke.
I
First team
My bitch go
Rea
I got a fight Satan soon actually I'm siding with Satan soon
the
for us buying the entire
store
hold on hold on
Like nothing ever happened.
What?
one
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Is that you, Stan?
I'm ready.
Guys, the tumor.
Why did I just play?
Oh my god!
It's a cool one, Liner's.
Yeah.
Order's done.
No refund.
Looks like that item's out of stock.
Oh.
Yep.
And that's how I killed Satan.
It turns out the demon was capitalism all along.
It's over.
Nah.
I don't think I will be going to bed.
I guess you could say.
This truly was a hellmark.
Uh, okay.
Mmm..
There's gotta be like some secret shit, right?
I think this is a good opportunity to absolutely pressure, right, Feila?
Uh, I think this is a good opportunity to have secret shit.
I can't read it. It's too bright. I'm in there, baby.
That's who I want to know if you can have sex in Hellmard, you can't.
Yeah, we even
even crucified the priest.
There you are, you found me so look around and like what you see, it feels right, yes?
What's happening? Nothing left. No system. No rules. We don't need them anymore.
All this because of you. You performed your duties perfectly. I was just doing my job.
I know. I know. And I am grateful to you. We are grateful to you.
Welcome to the family!
4
4
Oh, I need...
Wait, the thing disappeared.
Oh, it's a good.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh hell no you don't you night
Janks thanks for subbing
Your choices did actually matter
No they didn't one of them did sure
One of them sure did matter.
Me telling Karen to each shit and go fucker self did not matter, despite a popping up on the
top left.
Bramford Dean, but Dean, but Dean, but Dean, but Dean, but Dean, but Dean, but Dean, but Dean, well that was
the, thanks for tuning into the shows, ladies and gentlemen, that was Hellmart.
Hellmart, everyone.
Right-of-applaw is for a Hellmart.
Always love to have Hellmart on the show, dude.
Rating six out of ten.
Six out of ten, dude.
Holy, guacamole.
Holy, guacamole, dude.
Oh shit. So, I think tonight's gonna be a sloppy night, like tonight's gonna be a sloppy night, dude.
I'm in love with your dead grandmother.
the
Now this
Oh no
Dude
Wait
This is made by the same guys who made that Ken Jong-un game. They have been being from like 2015. You guys are gonna talk you about
Dude, they I recognize your name you motherfuckers
to
do
what was the name of the game
yes, accumulator that's the name of the people
the guys who like saw the MLG montages and were like dude
this is our personality now
Hail Flagsy Reservant.
This game is not even an hour long. I'll expensive his list. $5.
Nice.
Well, I've played every game this guy's ever made.
I come when I typed in, I'm in love and steam. I got, I'm in love with your diagramma, and I'm in love with my cosplay food and I already print this.
which one is up
check by the
check by the sound track to for an extra 150 guys
What a game do you what a fucking sloppy poopy fucking goofy game dude poopy but whole okay for those of you
We're just tuning into the show it to show now the moon show
Okay
Um
The game I'm about dude. I can't believe this guy actually made another game. Yeah, you made it like days ago
Um, just anyone remember like the plot of,
they do.
Like, I'm pretty confident one of his other games is about like MLG,
no scoping Kim Jong-il or some shit like I forgot.
I don't know dude, like, and like they had the MLG montage meme,
like on screen, like when it was not funny,
when it was not funny anymore, I like it you know it.
Let's see, let's see if he's level leveled up his game a little bit on the moon
show. We only have that highest tier of comedy.
She seemed pretty nice, so I took her on a date
Things are going alright
We went out for a fantastic steak
And she asked me if I'd like to go back to her place
We go back things are going for the spoons
Until I walk into the living room
I saw the photos and my jaw dropped
I think I fell in love right on this spot
The long grey head and wrinkled his face
So much beauty in one place
She's all that I want
She's still in my heart
I've become in love with your grandma
I'm in love with your dad's grandmother
The long she treats me like a mother
I'm in love with your dad's grandmother
The long grey head and me, I love her
There's a second verse, I got French Canadian Mr. Beast as well.
I know the world when it's never my daydreams getting pretty late
And she'll still want to finish our day
She said that she really liked me
And could be the ones I'm showing you about 60 years to your dreams
I'm in love with you, dad, grandmothers
I don't cheat you, you need to be like no other
I'm in love with you, dad, grandmothers
I think they level up.
I think they level up.
They level up.
It's been 11 years.
It's been 11 years.
when does it stop so I can play the game
All right, I think
Start
Hello Michelle, how are you doing? It's me Noah
Are you ready for some quality time with the quality man?
I'm ready for you, Michelle, let me get the bread just for you.
I'm ready, Michelle.
No, sure, I wish I was as sexy as you.
Don't say that about yourself, you're hot too.
Let me take a picture of you.
Don't you do your mind if I take a quick,
a snap shot of your beauty?
Okay, do you want me to be a certain position and what would you use it for?
Don't worry, babe.
I'm not going to use it for anything creepy.
I'm just going to use it in my group of friends.
We know about the shared picture of girls.
Don't worry, it's not what you think.
They're all naked and getting, you know.
They might not appreciate yours truly because we're not going to be, you know, getting...
But still, maybe me and my group of friends could come by your house one day and like, you know.
Take some videos and pictures.
And this is a really, like really professional camera to make up pixels.
4x zoom, this is all.
And 4x zoom makes a bite of some edge.
That can hold like maybe 50 pictures.
With 50 pictures, you can make a lot of albums.
Anyway, what have you planned to eat for?
Something pretty fancy for a fancy girl like yourself.
Come with me.
So for you, I have planned a great dinner.
Something hot, something hit, something cool, something else you can see.
It's gonna be fire.
This one I only did chew the bit on it.
So like, it's for you, because I know you wasn't my saliva.
But this one is all fresh, which for me,
You're made of like a paste that I found in a toy shop,
so that's all you know it's a good stuff.
You said non-toxic on it basically, eat a bowl.
Not bad.
That's not real food.
You know what? We've been 30 minutes at my house,
and I will make you some real food.
Stop cheering up. Please tell me like that you're creeping the out.
It's awesome. Don't you hear me see you later.
Don't know what am I doing? That's creeping around.
What could it possibly be?
It's probably my voice. There's the only thing that I'm doing around.
I need to change it.
Oh no!
Maybe the camera's at the wall?
Oh no!
And it's on food to think better.
No, not not.
Is it safe when you go on for two or three?
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Yes. I think I'm talking normally.
and take him talking normally.
Hello, I'm taking him talking normally.
And take that.
Maybe they're short, too.
That's with my, from the jikken.
Oh, I know.
Maybe that's my web just showing off.
Stop.
It shouldn't erase by the time I get to where home.
The scene ever ends.
I told you it's been over two or another.
You sure do race?
It sure derays by the time I'm going to her home.
That's it.
That's all I'm going to talk now.
I hope I don't fall back to those weird accent, hey?
Nope.
Look at an alien head.
No!
Okay.
I need to walk normally too.
The one moment in the background.
That's literally what she said.
That's hot, you truly need to sit with some man.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
We arrived at the Gameplay.
This is my generation, see you tomorrow.
This guy's not even 30, dude.
Is that a buggy?
Is it a buggy?
It's a very nice teeth.
It's a very nice teeth.
She's so cool.
Deep, yeah. Right? French-Canadian masterpiece.
Oh, hello there. You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, either.
Are you really fucking quoting a ogre? What is wrong with you?
Actually, it's not the ogre, it's the soundtrack.
Either way, come in since you already came.
No, don't worry about that, I'm all up and loaded.
which would you bow for fuck's sake?
So, what the Elijah life?
Oh.
You want the unestance or well of course I don't want you to lie to me like the hedge.
Wow, actually, but not seem like it for my look and my coolitude, but I'm actually a gamer
gamer, what even is that like a mental in this or something?
Oh, I remember is it like a movie a gosh?
You must be a fan of oh, is it already?
Gerald Butler or gosh, what am I?
I'm sorry, and we are B
That's Game Respect.
Tiskeel is so dumb.
Ooh, you made some corn dogs.
Yes, it's my specialty.
To put corn dogs in the oven.
Wait, here's supposed to put them in the oven.
Well, they just put them on top.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Silly me.
Oh, what's that?
Wow, that's a pretty woman.
Oh, that's my grandmother, Betty. She's so sweet.
Stop laughing. I'm not laughing.
I can't believe I have a lady with an expert in that swimming.
But they asked me, sure she's going to let me in. I must find a way.
Can I ask you something about Becky?
That's unusual, but sure.
We're related after all.
That was an impression of the robot.
Did a toilet log off then?
You think I have big time shitter, don't you?
Does she know a secret?
Of course everyone knows who a secret is.
Is the most famous American botanist of the 19th century
The game totally normal, journey taught me that.
Did she like dogs, you know, puppies, doggos?
What what?
Hmm, I'm not sure.
What was a favorite food and I'm guessing it was a hot dog?
too, with a lot of grease.
Personally, I hate it, oh gosh.
What kind of man did she like?
Hmm, her husband wasn't the materialy, so I guess
guys are uniform.
Not the...
But that doesn't mean I like it too.
Like, oh, and I look like my grandma.
We're talking about you, man.
Was she naughty?
Well, if she's anything like me.
Yeah.
No, she wasn't.
I like it plain.
Just like butter on my toast and that's it.
Actually.
Never mind. I'm good for now.
Okay.
How do you introduce yourself to Betty Michelle's grandmother?
Oh
Yes, oh my god, you
It's not annoying is a neta
Yeah, that's what works
What's up, lady? I need to clean your whole bed, say?
I didn't call it a plumber.
That's the magic plumber. It knows when he's...
With a boss egg at all!
No, it's your fault.
That's all, Conqueror, her heart.
You sneaky fella! Already thinking about Conqueror in my heart?
Oh god.
No?
I heard you.
Oh yeah, definitely.
I forgot the corn does on the floor.
The RV.
Oh, band, can you be?
I heard you!
So, what five do you think are you cleaning the most?
Well, it's mostly you who know that
What is that, my lady?
Well, you are the professional, aren't you?
Well, here the one who has more experience if you know what I mean.
Oh, I'm not a plumber.
Stop!
Oh, yeah, right there.
You have to choose a choice, my friend.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
So...
If you haven't decided yet,
I'm not confident in your big brain thinking,
because there's not that many choices.
It's not a complicated game.
All you need to do is pick a choice.
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
Yeah, we are waiting for you to pick a choice.
I can't think for myself, so I guess I'm not better than you.
I need someone to pick a choice and you can't pick a choice.
So, I'm not doing a great thing so far.
I admit none of those choice looks pretty good.
They're all pretty bad.
But you're the one who bought this game.
So, like, what am I supposed to do? Give your refund?
What do you think?
I don't worry, man.
You actually won't know.
No, we can't get one.
I don't want one.
I'm a patron of the art.
Not the one who looks at the camera, so like you can get a reference.
Just pick a tricks.
Do it.
So that's a plunder.
I need to go check the toilet.
It always needs a good cleaning.
You know, the toilet.
There are like so dirty and I need to fix them with this.
That's a toilet fixing tool.
Where is it?
Oh, okay.
Thank you. I hope there's no thinking here.
Okay? I asked you where was the toilet? I need you to show me the toilet.
Show me the way. I will be right behind you. Why the fuck?
Okay, don't get any ideas while you be behind him.
You know, I won't get any idea by being behind you, I will just rinse my high weight
that nice body, I'm just kidding, of course, I'm professional.
Okay, you're funny, I'll eat you.
Oh, yeah, that's the good one.
So forget about the dinner, but that's okay.
All we need is love, I'm all right, so what do you like to do in this?
What's up?
Bad.
So you have to do a choice.
Those choices are actually my thoughts in U.A. to choose for me because I can choose for myself.
You need to choose for me, you need to choose for me, you need to choose for me.
And so if you thought it was going to be a quiet time, you're in the choice because I decided to talk.
If you want me to shut up, you have to choose a choice, a choice choice choice choice choice choice choice.
Actually, I love to watch movies and bed.
Yeah, it's super fun. We're more comfortable in the couch.
Well, that's not really what I meant.
I mean, the couch is fine. I didn't like, it's fine a little care.
Bro.
Come on.
Press what?
What?
It was a- it was a- it was a turn by the way.
I try to skate, spacebar, let's look.
That was a close one.
Don't you like me?
Stop it, it's on that, I just want to take it slow.
He's still got it.
You're such a nice old man all men are the same.
How women, they're not the same as they used to be, and I read bits and bits and bits.
So, these are the bath cool.
It's a joke that you get it, but room.
Batroom.
Yes.
You young people will feel slums in your lungs.
I can't handle them anything.
What is wrong?
Oh, well, it's mostly used in the internet congongling community.
And why it's here?
We can which it has funds to someone's bad luck,
or law size, but here.
Is this guy in the internet gambling now?
Is this what I've done?
What that means, because...
I'm somewhat over the end of world gambling all my sense.
We all are flowers.
No.
The unemployed.
You don't have any flowers.
Well, one of my flowers could be that they don't want to fix a toilet.
Ha ha ha.
The good one.
It's blood with a big poor idea of you.
So, good luck, huh?
I really need to repressivity, oh can I fix this toilet using this or this?
I don't have the choice to take it off with my hand.
What else could I have?
I have no tools to get the shit out of it.
Let me just drop this oh no guys
Can we all look for hundreds? Okay, very good. Okay, we got some gpx dude
You did it! I don't like what it cost.
Actually, for you, it can be free, but you have to go on a date with me and my trusty.
That's not very professional, dude.
It's not joking, come on, I'll watch you.
Are you being serious, Malav? Don't let me like this.
I'm not interested.
Oh, please give this my chance.
But the age, look at me, I'm so old.
Love, love is more than anything.
Even more than the summer it is to me.
You ain't wrong.
Yeah, that's the way that's all I need to look to see this beautiful lady.
That's what I don't know where there is no DBV case
That's it. Michelin was no address Betty. I'm coming
Michel
Yes
I'm so sorry about her earlier
I just really don't want to see like this you look like a door
I get it, I get it.
Good, no.
Okay.
I'm better now.
I'm glad to hear better.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
I'm going to ask you something.
I want to be chill, but it's going to be work.
what you can see, she likes, can you tell me the address of your grandmother Betty?
You're baby-pink!
The first time I'm really sorry about that, it's just that I'm literally in love with your grandmother.
She's fucking dead!
Oh, when in this case I'm in love with your dead grandmother.
That's pretty wicked!
We'll go!
You liar!
What is this?
What is this thing of history?
I kind of bored now
She's nothing gonna fail for me
It was like I lied and played with the one the background is not bored
Boopy
I'm here
I know I'm done the lot
Hello, you're there
Stop there FBI fabulous Bible in the situation.
Tell me one reason I shouldn't kill you right here on the spot.
What's up? You're in the end of the game.
Wow, who would I believe you won this far?
So now are you gonna quit? Are you gonna finish this thing?
If I was you, I was going to quit.
It's only going down here for me.
you're so like, leave what you can for what I can tell you're learning, you're
aren't living and you're not even choosing a choice. So what do you expect? Do you
think something is gonna happen if you stay here? Spoiler alert, no, the only
I think that's going to happen is you're losing your time.
Yep.
I don't know how to be funny, so just choose something please.
I'm not funny, I know. I'm just...
Well, a good reason is that it's not my time to die, look.
It's not my time.
I'm young, I'm cool, and sexy.
It's not my time to die.
There was a little bit of that.
I see it.
That doesn't mean anything.
You don't mean anything.
What's that?
It's about Z's about Duke.
I'm a wizard with an invisible baton because that's how I or Mujet is.
I'm feeling weird.
I'm sorry. Good.
So yeah, that's pretty much shit, that's all I made to your grandmother, basically.
Do you have any other question?
Is there anyone?
That's actually pretty good camera.
I can sense a picture to my friends.
you finish the game congratulations wow this is the credits of the game and you
can see there's no credits that's because there's so little people that worked
on it that it wouldn't be worth or time to make credits so I will save them myself
But see, and Michel were played by the same person, they were played by Marige Arvescent Amour.
That's a pretty French name if I ever seen one.
She was a great actress, she also worked on developing the game and being Cameragirl,
pretty epic if you ask me.
Noah, who was played by the fabulous Aley La Gasse,
another pretty French name if you ask me.
What did he do, the slil fella?
Well, he played the war, he did the game development too, he did the video mandate.
And he was also a cameraman.
That's pretty sick if he was me too.
What do both of those people have in common?
Well, the work accumulator film, what is accumulator film?
Well, accumulator film is a game development
video production company and others. Wow, this is so interesting.
We're going to find out more about Team Rator Swim where thanks for asking myself,
Team Rator Swim, you can check them out on TeamRatorSwim.com.
They make music as you can hear from the title's train or in the
bonus. Best part of the game. Section. There's a music video that is a title's
screen, you can watch it again if you want. So they make music, they make videos online,
you know the interweb well there on it too. Just by the accumulator people can check this out.
There's no accumulators from media as well, they post fully maize as they say. It's pretty
epic too. So yeah, you can go check them out, accumulator soon.com. Go and if you want more information
about TeamRector soon.com, go in the main menu, go in the
about section, there's even a QR code for you to scan.
Just like this.
That's pretty epic if you ask me to.
So, what you doing here?
Where the expedition was going to come from?
Yep, the game is over.
You didn't get a game over.
this is like the end.
Oh, thank you.
They're probably going to make more games too, huh?
So, by the other games, they're going to make in the future.
But, oh, can I say up to date to Kimun Latar's film games?
Well, the video and the interwebs that you can access by going on Kimun Latar.
They are on your favorite video platform, I'm sure.
You know the one.
I know where you know it too.
We both know it.
Oh my God, what are you sitting here?
Oh!
We went out for a fancy steak and she asked me if I'd like to go back to her place
Until I walked into the living room. Is this the Zombatator's guys? Yes
What's up with you know I'm got a big deal in town
down. No guilt can I get this my charm.
He's done my skill.
Nice walkers off, she loved her.
Oh, I hear a speed-touch around him.
Oh, which ship?
I can't have forgotten what I was supposed to introduce, but check.
What's up?
Well, are we really doing this?
Isn't it a little cliché?
I'm sure we must agree.
What's up? Welcome to the extra what's up.
So you're in for the best bonus feature in a video game ever seen a guy shaving.
That's what you call bonus feature. That's what you call quote.
So my read this idea that the character in Noah should only have a message.
And I think it's going to be awful, but that we shave my beard just for the kid.
That's all dedicated I am to this game.
This is on your old school.
Let's start. We're really going to watch this kind of show.
I hear a statement where it's because we prefer to be safe and sorry.
So there's tape on every tape. It's amazing. There's tape everywhere.
That's what you call it.
So it's safe. Most of the beer with this and that's what we finish it up with this.
There's only a shape or the more they've made.
The game. And this is why she has a backyard, but we didn't see all of you set up.
I don't think he's ugly.
I don't think that we keep doing my things for no matter what doesn't happen.
I think she ain't dance though.
I think he ain't dance though.
so I don't like this kind of beautiful shirt right where I am in the game.
I can't believe I'm watching this.
I like that you're taking a keep playing this game.
Wow, I hope you enjoy the game play.
I literally just had the game play.
I literally had the same thought as this guy at the same time.
I'm going to be in prison.
It's just like when you used to buy a movie.
Thank you so much to our future.
And you're never going to watch it.
This is one of them.
Wow.
Incredible.
I can't skip it.
I'm actually locked in right now.
All right.
accumulator or accumulator films.
Friend of the show, accumulator films.
Dude.
Thanks for showing up.
It's been 10 years, brother.
Himulator films, everybody.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming out.
Thank you.
I got to say, the accumulator style.
fantastic age perfectly, like a fine wine, timeless, timeless, truly timeless, always
always love having the accumulator on the broadcast show.
That's the best we have, by the way.
We also qua back wall.
Did you get second hand qua back wall embarrassment from watching them?
Okay, on the real.
He has gotten fun here.
If you want a real real real critique.
I'm not going to come out doing that change of my mind, say it, I literally was, I was going
off for genuine criticism and critique, but I don't think I will do that, I don't think I
I will be there.
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then.
We're going to round out today with some, some slap.
Some slap.
I got pee.
Got pee.
I'm on sexy hitman.
No.
No.
He's me.
Hold on, hold on.
You don't play high guard bow, it's pug.
I got steam charts, sorry, I only play games with at least 10,000 people playing on some.
8.5K dude, I don't want to waste my time playing game, no one else is playing dude, that's not cool.
Sorry.
was the chart say about the dead grandma game
that
the twenty four hour peak was two and I was one of them
that's the kind of that's the kind of quality down the moon moon broadcast show
to show you things that literally no human has ever seen before
Can we move it?
and
and
play the sequel I'm in love with your diagram of the three online battle royale now
that does not exist
there's not a thing that exists
and
the game three demo already played it
it's only exist on ps5 and epic
oh yeah, I'm not downloading the other games launcher to play that server
fella. Yeah, I don't fucking think so, buddy. Old pal. This guy has multiple games on the
the PlayStation store as well. I don't know why. Maybe just so he can be like, yeah, I've
I've got games on the PlayStation Store.
E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A.
E-B-A Pro Bowling 2020, 6th time for John Bowling.
Guys, listen, man.
I played that game off stream the PBA game. It is genuinely one of the worst games I've ever fucking played.
Doing it to actually crazy. Take it back. It sucks. It sucks.
That's the E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
Karen?
Now we're doing Slob.
We're doing Slob.
And then tomorrow we're playing half-sword.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh yeah buddy.
Ellen Rating?
Uh, that's a good game.
It's a good game.
Give a 8.5.
8.5.
and
wish they would remove the Japanese moments from
a day literally served no purpose of the way we're in my opinion
uh...
like why is it feeling to list that the age of characters when it has literally no
fucking barring on the game
it doesn't make sense
uh...
you know why yeah i do
that's why i wish it was a
ha ha
uh...
this one's five thousand years old i mean that's literally the plot of the game if you can call that
They're actually a million years old.
They just stopped aging at a specific age.
I said to you, the empathy of the star stream I immediately had to leave,
though because of work in Mr. Shreemham until now that I missed you plenty,
I was not interested enough.
What, Joker's game?
I did not play it.
I played a different FMB, a mind-blowing out.
One of the best stream games that I've ever been seeing on the Moon Moon Broadcast show.
I'm going to go pee.
And then we're going to get sloppy.
I got the tunes this time.
Yes, be low.
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
Greenings.
every buddy look more ball than he did a couple years ago wow why do you think that is
so in through cat litter all over the trash room in my building
She's all over the floor
Yo my bad. Yeah, there's your bad. You piece of shit
Do you think it was a man or woman? I don't know man. I don't like to blame
matter when I like to blame the elderly, you know what I mean? So I just assume it was an
elderly person that reinforces my elder begotry.
He said he don't get spliced in it.
He's getting sturdy dude.
Headbob, no.
Beast ain't gamer. I like to kind of leave it.
Be full of them, the Slop and Triogames because...
God knows what they were...
God knows...
God fucking knows, dude.
I just I just I just I sold here that they saved me before I give up on life again
No you're new shut the fuck up people who ain't be sync have no idea what it does
It makes my penis bigger.
Ah, it makes me big penis.
Why is that there?
I should clean up before opening the shop.
Hmm, second game today where I've been cleaning stains on the floor.
Yep, another wager game.
Yop, yop, yop, yop.
Kimulator, dude, I'm glad he's alive, man.
You know what I mean?
It was strangely nostalgic.
When I was a kid, my dad never wanted me to go in this room.
What could be inside?
It's probably that clown who is hitting the yonki shpunki in the settings when you guys
spoilers
Damn I'm even holding the broom the same as a Helmart right now
This is nice though
in Rave 6 for 60 months.
Guys, beyond us, who here is played 8-OM, dude?
I don't know if you guys give us shit about 8-OM, huh?
So fucked up.
Correct.
Okay.
Here, giga 8-OM gamer.
I'm gonna try and beat it.
Which be luck, dude.
the
G. L.
L.
L. I might do some more in-skate today. I finally finished
cropped a gun at so
STAMD start killing other bosses.
It's up to you.
I have been waiting a long time for this shot for re-opin'
I want to photo where I look handsome.
the
print size 3 by 4 print count 3 format landscape
which one's landscape is at this notes this one
eight
Stand on the mark spot and shoot one camera move with a correct rotation.
I'm actually not pretending by the way.
How'd Dan?
Why is it beeping?
See if we get the goofiest. All right, that was pretty artistic
Transfer the photos to the computer
Interact with the PC while holding the camera to put your print photos on an envelope holding envelope and interact with the photos
Do I want to start? Yeah, dude
Thanks for completed
the
Oh shit y'all, that's pumpkin guy dude
Okay, Mr. Pumpkin
Please drop poop
All right
the
Jesus
He really see the yellow
Nice coil
if
if
if
if
I
Like that
You'd actually how do I print the photos? I was not paying attention
to
go to the computer
maps
and some upgrades
three by four. We're going to do black and white, never mind.
Set as.
Wait, idea.
Wait.
Okay.
of
the
of
of the
Okay, the parting words of encouragement, now do it again.
I
have a flight for a passport you take the proper photo for it
I don't think that's how that works, maybe we're in like a European country or some of the
Wait, portrait.
Nice.
Let's give a couple of these.
Let's get them grippers.
of
I see it. I don't know why you need five copies.
Nice.
You do do do do do do you go how much money do you have
164 new
hey there's a question mark guys do you think that's Satan
you think it's Cuthulu
oh hell no
Oh my...
Don't want to get in the candy, but... Please...
Wait, you're the missing guy. They printed a photo of me when I look off of that missing person poster. I want you to take a better one.
Alright.
I fucking will.
Hmm...
Got him.
Nice.
Nine.
It's up, man.
Try just gotta wait for him to finish.
Only three more buddy.
I don't know why you need nine copies of this.
Got you about to start leanin' up, right?
I'm releasing a new album, take my photo while I post for the album cover.
Oh, that's hard as fuck.
Damn.
Damn.
We do have a particular style.
some way
yep they're gonna love this one you're gonna like no fucking paper love
new background
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I'm a store.
Take me your money too.
I've got to buy some envelopes.
low-base. We need a background, some softbox, whatever the hell that is.
We got delivery orders from the delivery pod in the back alley.
He's dead.
Yeah, he had not shot.
I need to get a photo taken that I can use for a job application reasonable.
I'm...
Hmm.
Yeah?
Oh, nice.
Good to see them. My work is being appreciated.
Didn't lock.
Meta games.
You got one of the bomb he did in your bitch.
I'm touched that.
My friends at school claim I don't do not show up in photos and need a photo as
The proof to them.
Cool swag walk.
All right.
You're legally required to tell me if you're a vampire, by the way.
Reads for
Dude, who took that?
It's a so fucked up dude.
As a kid, dude she's a college man, or you kidding me?
You stupid.
Wait a second.
this second. I mean you're in the picture. Get open this. But how? It says
As ink, when I ordered this it was called an envelope.
All right buddy.
I can order envelopes using the store on the computer.
You sure can.
Goodbye.
Well, anyone know how to open a box?
box.
Any no work?
You put the ink in the printer already.
Tell me.
Oh, hey.
I missed my wife so much.
I want to take a photo for her if we reunite someday.
I want to give it to her.
Simp, that was that.
Really?
Nice
Skibby to you toilet guy
Skibby to you Skibby to you dude Skibby toilet man, but oh
What is it something wrong with the photo?
Yeah, I could see a woman she's right behind you as well
Think things out loud can be a problem for some people
Oh, yeah, that was cool.
I should close the shop and get some sleep.
Sure.
I think I literally will get some sleep.
I think I will get some sleep.
It's a nice chair.
Hmm, no chicillo, Neil, man, though.
So what do I do with this shit?
I've got to pour about that shit tomorrow, dog.
Slam's door.
The propos I had beleaguered by fatigue, good evening.
Oh, well said.
That's the kind of quality chatter you can expect on the Moonland Broadcast show.
Good morning.
Now what?
The right to meet game.
Let's do some drawing.
and
the role in the hills of dover
and we got
was all race
and
the guy from centers
doing the river dance
the green hat
It's like the
The buckle right there and then
And then everyone in the background is like
Pistoff
Because he won't stop his mid 10 minutes
Here's our eye man, we get it, dear. The poetry is well man, come on, dear. Where's the
blues add? Bring the blues back. Open. Now we hide in the corner. This way nothing can crawl
us and scare us.
Things move slower in the land of I-R-E, you wouldn't understand?
Um, okay counterpoint, I-R-E is a place from World Warcraft, so it's not even real.
The last question is just listen.
I know what you saw last night.
Whoever you son of your father worked with us now at your turn, take this scheme in this
film world, be back to collect the printed results.
Don't mention me or what we talked about to anyone.
We'll meet again soon.
Bird?
Wait, I've to develop this in like a red room or something.
I'll get into the computer.
Or I take this.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to see this man, so.
Interact with the cutting station until the film roll is used up to produce the photos in negative form
Place the negative photos into the developer stop-bath and fix solutions in order
Then wait for the process to finish
Okay
Hang the photos you uh, you know, okay. Hey hold on one second
for the later
All right developer
I can see it that's nice
I can't zoom in kind of wish I could
It's a darker room. Yeah, that's the joke. And I was the joke. They're the late time in the darker
Oh meggle oh
Sometimes I feel like you guys just don't get me man
You know what I mean that's a UFO oh my god
Cool oh
Okay, now what
Good we're multitasking right now so fucking hard oh
the
bone
cryptid spotted
the
actually something exactly like uh
god what's wood noises that?
it's like literally when you pick something up off the ground
kind of for our new noise
cleaning herb
do tarari reference
holy fuck
I think this guy's pissed by the way.
Now hold on.
Holy fuck, Louice, I'm about, I'm going to come.
Oh, Louice.
Oh, it's...
the fuck do you want I need to renew my idea you think my photo in the correct size sure
lowest on coming oh fuck
hard swag even
okay that is awesome
Huh, you don't say that's why I'm with that
France room
This is cool. I like that a lot
Paper stock six
Well
So oh, I see I
See what I did wrong
I got it. I'd see these were all the same pictures, so I assume they also had envelope and I did not read what they were called
Because I'm a literate. I'm still working that way through the kitchen at YouTube series and he teaches himself how to read
No, no, no, no, no...
No, no, no, no, no!
You're welcome, man. Thanks.
Thank you.
Oh, catch.
We shall.
We shall.
You got buddy, what if I give him the cryptid photos?
The top secret area.
Hopefully no one has any untoward questions about my top secret folder.
We got one ink left, and now we have zero.
but
some photos from your planner can you develop them
yeah I guess
oops
you actually cut them out is that how it works
Would you like to have that in the corner of their space?
Their work space.
This is the scariest supernatural force, guys.
Jesus, I don't think Jesus is a very scary, guys.
Jeff the killer.
Now we're talking, dude.
Chaos in order.
This fundamental force is man.
Forcing?
He should sit for a shit in him.
They had the wrong one selected.
the
action of actually
the shiitana bills do
and
the
meetings
that
Oh shit!
10,000 dicks!
The demon asking about the Tufts of your folder?
This isn't a silently asking for help from a...
...or...
...what's it called people?
Customers, that's the word.
Swag walk?
Check.
Where's the take of my supple terrible? You can take a good one.
Inherently swag.
Damn.
but it is farming dude.
That one song begins to play DIN, DIN, DIN, DIN, DIN, DIN!
Oh yeah!
Oh, how did I turn out just a look good?
the
print count five
start
to use a man
the script it's
Oh my god.
...
...
...
...
...
...
The yield double jump scare huh nice that's a forbidden technique. We don't like to see that one
This is the guy who was the the Mario Bros guy from the movie
Listen, can they say I need to put a profile photo on that Zuck book thing take one for me
Well, I got you man
We don't mind my dummies in here.
Ooh, nice.
Beautiful stuff, man.
Boom.
Swagwalk.
Swagwalk.
Swagwalk.
I'm...
Boom.
Boom.
It's okay.
Ball is here.
Look at the top of that guy's head.
Actually there's not even exist
We'll see here. I can't even
Ruiya
Yeah, I'm thinking uh
The soft bars
Yes, I would like to purchase
a watch the store for me
thank you
where is my delivery
oh
thank you
I am a journalist. I have some news photos. They need to be developed without showing anyone. Please help me and do not call the police.
Hmm.
I'm going to make a better look at these kind of hard.
That's Jesus.
Do this guy found Jesus.
Play this song, Jackass.
That's all.
You hear the one?
Scanning.
I'm brain-cattle on.
Now I got nothing.
Oh, Jesus is a friend of mine by a by a by a son seed
That's the one years I thought about the sons the famous son seed song
Jesus is a friend of mine. I have a pretty Jesus
She kind of bad deep
You'll be with a revolve follows with E.
Who steams jobs?
All right, Grok, now make them point the guns at the camera.
Okay.
What a masterpiece that is, dude.
That's my boyfriend.
He's so cute.
Tip, I'm gonna help you today.
Dear, I do not have any color photos. Can you take a color photo of me?
Yep, I can do that.
You want me to turn the lights off?
All right.
All right.
Now we turn these off.
Okay.
How about this?
I
make that noise. There's like an old time you picture noise.
A fool.
It's the lights. Is that what they do, IRL?
Oh my Jesus Christ. Are you okay?
I thought I saw some of them.
He gave us our photos.
Um, yeah.
I can do that.
She's very lovely.
Sure you were a great mother.
Fuck you bitch.
I should close the shop and get some sleep.
True, long day.
I've always kind of wondered what it's like to live in a, like, above a store that you operate.
Dude, the shares would be tight, man.
by sucks. Yeah, actually you sucks. Sounds dog shit. They've like, you like, go down to the
bodega and chill for a little bit dude. Get a fucking ham and cheese, jalapeno, dude. Holy moly.
Oh, sorry.
Then get robbed.
Is that her said then get robbed?
Who's robbed?
Do you ever live where you were?
Yeah, it was on a store, dude.
Good morning.
the
Now there's a good aspect of life.
We have BAMBAM and me, BAMBAM and me.
These aren't the photos I gave you, you idiot.
Fine, next time we meet I'll give you one more chance.
We're done for now, see you in another time.
That's not the real ending then.
It's a demo. Yeah, but what happens if you give them the right photos?
Make. I don't actually care. I just realized. Next.
We got the cool ending. It was the gun ending.
Alright boys, you're not ready for this one, dude.
This is a Moon Moon Broadcast L-Talazico.
They made a third one boys.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup, yup, yup.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Our other games, silent still too.
Hmm, all right.
I've already played them and now I'm ready for another high-octane.
Okay, so I will admit the sleep paralysis shit, pretty scary.
What could happen to me personally, but not as an empath, it's pretty easy to relate to someone.
Person features the prologue only, please note that gameplay mechanics and features are currently underdeveloper.
Hmm.
Well, look at that!
First sight already, huh?
First sight is always rough.
You'll get through it.
I told you already, officer. You arrested the wrong guy.
That's what they all say.
Look, my job is simple. You're boot, you're processed. You stay right there.
Well, the system does its thing.
How do you even press like as me? By the way, this is bullshit. Oh, my.
I told you to truth from the start. Nobody's listening to me.
Come on, I want to turn that a little bit.
Officer! Officer! Come back here!
This guy is giving the performance of his life.
Fuck this place. I'm not supposed to be here. I'm not supposed to be here.
Dude, we're getting first of all. The game is in 28 FPS, it feels like.
Second of all, I have an FOV of 10 right now, it feels like.
Like, third of all, the mouse is so smooth, it reminds me of like,
my freshly lotion bulb spots, like on the side of my fucking island dude.
I'm slipping and sliding across the fucking screen now.
I don't think there's a way to increase the F of it, do whatever man,
Just go to me.
Controls the top.
Uh-huh. Oh, nice.
Which one is which appliance save?
Did wait what?
Huh? Oh shit.
It's too heavy.
Dude, what?
I'm hitting both buttons, and I don't know which one is which.
Wait.
It's not changing my sensitivity.
I do whatever, man.
I never bitch.
It's actually not changing anymore.
Keep yourself entertained to calm your fear.
Bad news fellas.
I threw my baseball and it fell under my thing and I don't who I can crouch.
I cannot see though.
Huh?
Huh?
Officer!
As worse my ball, as worse my ball, ball located.
Oh yeah.
Wait, there's really a better way to do this.
Uh-huh.
I'm here in the old timing 9b's computer right now to my left.
I fucking blacken out, dude.
I'm fucking blacken out up too scared.
It's all over for me, brother.
I
What if this is all what if you're supposed to lose it doesn't help that like I'm actually having to traverse the entirety of my
Um, guys, I think I think I just need to sleep this off
All right
Guys I don't want to I don't want to drink set
Well, we might be getting into the still part right now, dude.
Hmm, good and grippers.
This is really another sleep paralysis game. Dude, it's called still.
Wait, what's it called?
Still something. Sleep still.
silent stilt that there is
I mean, the voice actors kind of giving it up right now, do I honestly do like...
I'm bad, I'm bad, why am I red, oh right prisoner.
Honestly, dude, I'm about to glaze a little bit, I'm about to go aqua little bit boys.
This is a great setting for a warrior, you know, now is it going to be executed well?
No, probably not, probably not, but most definitely not, okay.
Dark prison hallway though, but I will say, I will say, Tom Dahl did it better.
Tom Dahl did it better.
It did do a better dude, and you know what did.
Honestly, this is probably ripping Tom Dahl off with this concept.
It doesn't help to have OLED monitors.
If there's anything lurking in the dark, I might not see it because the blacks are so black.
I think I'm supposed to see something.
The fuck.
to
get right for the don't scare boys I'm warning you right now
this game is gay AF
yet still in its you impression by the way
tabs on you. What is it fucked? Prison is pretty gay. Well, is it gay if you have sex
with men in prison? By the way. No. Nice. So I'm off to-
Oh God.
Remember in the first couple of games, in order to progress, you kind of had like
look in certain spaces.
Blind, what am I?
other cell I don't see shit I see how dirty my monitor is love it
hey don't play that game I warn you that's pretty good
They're breaking the fourth wall, dude.
Why did you go, why did you bend over and pick that up for me, silly?
He-heh.
The fuck?
He paused and he just sneezed, yelled up.
Now I actually know if this is a pause in my game,
because there's no difference in sound or picture.
Surely he's done sneezing by now.
Come on, silly.
Reach on down there pick up my ball
Do you want to hold my ball?
Dude
It's a typing game
Jokes on you, fool. I'm the greatest type of stever live.
I've never made a mistake in my life.
Not once. Not to now, not ever.
Is this it?
This is it dude, is this it?
No.
Am I not staying calm right now? Is that what's happening?
the
So spooky 20x elevation points dude. Let's see you
Do stuff in prison and then like get sleep paralysis. Mm-hm. Big man
Dude, okay
Sorry, I'm just talking so I don't get jumpscared
In the
Oh, yeah
Bits fuck you bitch
Oh no scared! Oh no scared! Oh no scared! Oh no scared!
Oh no scared!
Activating thermals...
Zooming camera...
which silence silence still gave him had the trauma done but the end was the first one
I dedicate this game to my
To my dead grandma who has cancer and had cancer also Alzheimer's and then she died in the house fire
After being hit by car it was most tragic we couldn't afford hospital care so we had to do hospital the house of the house burned down
down, thanks for playing our game, dude.
Little Trump, oh my god, yeah, they did.
They did talk about super laughing.
Fucking throw it over the end.
I did too, bro.
I did too.
And look, and I'll actually,
I'm very sad, and I'm sorry that that happened to you.
I don't remember what it was.
I wish you no misery upon anyone, right?
That said, it was very unexpected.
It was very unexpected.
Is it clip?
Thought maybe that was the clip of me saying that the said trauma down.
I gotta get in your mic, no fucking want to though, man.
Oh, you hear this way.
Man, you know what? I think I'll treat myself getting in.
Oh, hey.
Oh, she kind of bang in, dude.
You guys remember like, oh my god, it's so weird.
You sound so different, dude.
Honestly, you guys remember like, oh my god, fourth fucking...
for puberty because it's going to be an actual professional
Mike
and not like a USP one like I've been using for the last 10 years
in a way or something that should have
as since she's the whole set for Mike last time we wanted to Mike
And I very much appreciate that however I'm going to ask my friend,
why not rock to a pivot about it because one of them is a professional voice actor who
records his own stuff at home.
Yeah, okay.
When I talk to a guy, Pirates Offwear, I mean, maybe.
Why did they release this?
Dude, what? Oh my god dude. Sounds so too protagonist.
Yo, she got triple jeez dude.
Here's what you missed in the cell.
Let's see.
Oh yeah, I see it. I see it.
If you're standing across the way.
Stun day at the edge of the unknown, we're looking into the obyss, black barricade.
There's no time to sound so far.
Provisive in a silence still 3 dude.
That was a fucking demo, dude.
Do you like to exit this game?
Yes, I would like to exit that game.
Thank you very much.
Alright, final game.
Thunder.
and you'll hear a game called death ground
a bit on the nose wouldn't you say
make sure this isn't also a demo
I'll look at us. Good. Good. Good. Good.
Ever played a witchfire? No.
Wait, that's the roe black, right?
you know what I'm playing tonight though boys
that new bear in the DLC
boom
because it could front slot game do burneted highly recommend
it's about for like fucking 10 years everything is 10 years now
When I play out on stream, I have multiple times actually.
Uh, nice try.
Bitch, slap to you across the face.
Here's hear that?
Yes.
Why is it not appearing there?
Channel 4 Mid Bay
Snowy Mid Winternights, my hands off the beaten path, no other choice but to sleep.
I don't know, we got another job boys.
Frame rate 38.
Wow.
Should we leave it at 38?
Why was it specifically 38? That's weird.
the
dream power
that was 30
my trip in balls are enough
I don't want to leave it at 30 because I am
Now we're talking dude.
This is not a phone, this is a mortar pistol.
This is the powder I made using the recipe that the admin of channel for some.
The channels established on 1996 Automnal Equinox delivers the truth to die for.
four.
That's the same.
That's the same.
That's the same.
That's the same.
That's the same.
That's the same.
That's the same.
I'm 10 or four.
Channel administrator, Callie Baker.
Nice to meet you, Callie Baker.
Thanks for joining, Jennifer.
You all are going to love it here.
I can have you skip through this vlog.
That must be it.
Before entering any dream, because it could save you for many, many troubles.
Also, BLISDM, if you're dreaming something not listed so I can update the channel.
You're not too tuned to channel 4 at perfect channel to tune to admin.
About DreamPour, hey, that's my desk.
It's a magical part of the gives you the power to dream.
Swallow it won't go up and go to sleep.
I only showed the rest of me through DM, so DM if you need a cat face.
Only when I'm online though, no disturbing my beauty sleep.
K.
Identity Swapping ritual.
While the oldest of rituals for transformation, few records of this ritual remain, but it
is still reformed, annually at the cranberry end during the polar night.
The ritual rewires the sole body connection by completing it, your sole will shift into
the body of another participant while their sole enters doors.
The nearly formed connection is fragile and prone to breaking even from minor disturbances.
To prevent this and distract from the bond, you must abandon your former identity and fully
embrace the new one, remain positive, open, and look.
At the end of the ritual participants make a sacrifice and offer it to a guy, and return the God confirmed and stabilized the newly established connection.
Warning, the ritual must be conducted under the guidance of a knowledgeable shaman that rent undesirable consequences read me and lead speak nice.
Avoid the surging flood.
It hurts like hell.
Don't say it didn't warn you.
I've got too deep into the dream you entered unless you told to.
My friends who didn't listen never returned from any face.
If you hear three knocks on the door open it, because it is the wind and nothing more
XD.
Always welcome the Housekeeper Hart.
She's a lovely lady, as you are the end, I please don't disappoint her, grinning face.
Breakfast is important.
My usual choices are ear, tongue, eye.
My first choice is the three toast XP Super boring, haha.
National Cranberry and Gasteless.
Well, let's take our cocaine.
It tastes fire, old.
You move.
Good.
I just got back.
Rho, that time.
Am I good to sleep?
Oh shit.
Where the eyes, I can't see the truth.
But I was gonna have to eat them in the order.
There was listed.
Here you are, I balls old, man.
But that here's, I cannot hear the truth.
But that I cannot speak the truth.
Pog.
So, hear the wisdom, or have the palmaidin, a vile creature, and snares a bewitches wayward
souls.
Leave before it find you.
Leave before this unrizzles.
Leave now.
I
Okay
I can leave so
Peace out bitch
Oh no
Hey to the room is still a dusty the intermatch daily housekeeping yet until now no one is paid a visit
That was three, right?
It was just a wind.
What do we want to do now?
the
god save the king
all of the king so much
all of him very much
we'll go back to the water to a sudden loud noise from the hallway
Oh, it's ramping up my door.
I'm blessed, check.
There.
Okay.
So, what a lovely night, sir.
I'm Callie from the Housekeeping,
where this is the name of the lady from the...
Gordon, Gordon, Freedom.
Hmm.
So, I retroform you this.
Your name is not on our guest list.
Which means you're not allowed here.
The pale maiden stringer's clothes are on your throat,
a cold-bicylic group sent a shield on your spine until there's a crutch.
What?
Oh fuck man, who am I then?
It was...
the
only one of the exactly correct and so we had
the
Let's have a look at what was the name
It runs
With betham fuzz
Let free
Don't break
My country is healthy
Ladies knocking at my door
To
The housekeeping
This is a relief
Did I not was the son of a list?
What a delightful name
Now, I'll be to explain my rude visit.
There's having a daily excursion in the yard.
It couldn't help but notice.
The room was intended for quite some time.
But I should perform my duty.
There's important that all guests at the cranberry inn are fully satisfied.
You better go.
You seem rather disturbed.
My apologies, sir.
Perhaps my service wasn't up to your expectation.
I was not trusting her because the old man advised me not to, but other.
Well, even Jesus Christ our Savior, this God believes in Jesus, nerd, so, nerd, I bet you
You got a church every Sunday.
Hahaha.
Loser.
Better.
...
...
...
Loser, Loser, Loser.
...
...
...
...
Yep.
and
excuse will for the game to not have voice acting when AI exists
so fucking true man so fucking true come on in
of these off i know not why
Oh, that was pretty fucking creepy.
Oh, the powers out. It happens.
This still works now.
Uh...
These little choices ear tongue high, three toast xp, three toasts, ear tongue high,
kind of wish I knew what the recipe was, it tastes wild, protect me Jesus,
This is a nightmare.
You shouldn't be here.
continues what they're called by tar. Oh.
Oh, she's looking at me.
Damn! Holy moly!
Who is it?
Hey buddy, it's me.
I just wanted to tell you that.
But we are still waiting for you.
You miss you. A lot.
Come back buddy or come back before it's too late buddy.
Nope.
Sure was nothing.
But a lovely night's betterment.
My apologies for the inconvenience earlier this night.
Despite my disturbing your night, you were kind enough to let me in.
So I've been extra attention while tending to the room.
Everything needed has been filled up.
Everything I needed has been purged off.
I hope you find the room to your liking.
Oh!
But if you look at that mess you're like, oh, better!
So, uh...
Oh!
This is the front desk.
I hope you're having a wonderful night.
That looks so good.
As you know, a poor ritual is taking place at our cranberry end.
Everything should proceed flawless.
We'll drill the safety of all participants.
We making the utmost effort to eliminate any disturbance.
However, today we've been informed.
There may be an intruder in the end.
A non-guess bay attempting to participate in a ritual.
Please enter your ID code to verify your arrival guest.
Does anyone remember the ID code?
Please stay where you are.
Our staff will arrive soon.
You woke up to knocks at the door, staff and police were waiting or some back to where you
came from.
Look, fuck, they even see it right here.
That was a good, good little, little creepy little scare there, buddy.
Ah, 80513.
Good night!
the
the
the
the
the
It's the powder making trip.
I mean, I have presumed so but also is part of the ritual that they're doing.
Try to look up her skirt at Moon Moon.
Hey, the fuck at Pervert!
I love to but I can't get up.
I'm ready to run all this, I ain't doing this, I'm ready to run, I'm back, I'm gonna
Except some water. Fuck you.
Hmm.
So I'm ragged.
That's me.
You've been verified.
Thank you for your cooperation.
How goable wouldn't you agree, Fetterman?
The lamps of our vigilance, a lapse of vigilance costs a soul.
They get they always fail.
That's why you are here.
The night will soon draw to an end, Fetterman.
Chief Dight.
Okay, I'll not let him down, the dream will wake me up, I must keep dreaming.
Hey, buddy.
Hi.
I know you were listening.
Move you up too, Lily.
Are you enjoying the springtime?
Now the mood to talk is always.
Okay, doesn't matter
Check it in on you tomorrow
If you're out offended by the sudden visit I am
Like I said, I'm just worried about you, buddy
Hopefully my visit will help you help ground you
No one grounds me
And we're my girlfriend, Bill.
The lady on the way dressed.
Hey, believe that bitch on.
This place is familiar.
Of course, I grew up here, this table wasn't this long.
Let's be a dream.
It's over to Stin.
So, eat it.
Wait.
It's over to Stin.
So, even.
Perfect, dude.
that
that
that
that's the other rooms
Maybe get butter. Oh, just get butter. Just get butter. He says you should just get some butter. Did you want to get up and get some butter?
Put some butter on that bread, brother bread.
Need three?
It's said three win.
I
Oh
From the fucking computer dude
There I was going with the eye tongue
I was going for the the flesh ending
Oh, no way. I literally glance a check for one fucking second
wasting bread now man there's gonna be some really happy pigeons after this should do
oh we fuck they're gonna face
three slices are enough
let's sit in need
It's a little bit, yeah.
The sign of me eating.
Hey buddy.
As soon as it has a risen yet, a bit early for breakfast isn't it?
Brush you decide to become a morning person.
New Year's resolution, eh?
Whatever it is I'm happy for you, really.
I'm gonna be manny's vibes, I'm gonna be manny's vibes from this, I mean it's not nearly as good, but
Go mind me
I'm talking like this always gets on my nerves,
Bank kindness unsolicited pep talks and all.
I need none of it.
This finish shouldn't get the hell out of here.
I hate my parents.
I'll done. Fuck you. Goodbye.
So, don't rise as an eye-fetterman, but why the long face, but they must be getting on
your nerves, and don't you worry.
I'm here for you.
They didn't this not quite to your satisfaction.
The companion could mean her or the old man.
I can't feel like it can't be the food.
Be sure as a lousy companion.
He doesn't understand you.
And he never will.
I can do better.
You deserve better.
You know that.
Well, I'm going to take care of it.
Well, man Winston paid the visit, he'll stay at the in tonight.
We did.
Oh, he should have killed himself!
I think.
That's just a shell.
Holy fuck, dude.
Yeah.
Cool.
Top on the head of the computer.
And...
Do CPR, I'm going to do L.I.B. LaneBed.
my country is the sweet land of square skybox
oh shit, what was the order that she doesn't
Yesterday at the snow ceased and butterflies in my stomach suddenly goes coming.
Oh, wait, we killed him.
Maybe someone should call the police.
No sheds, there's a chatter.
It could have been anyone, dude.
Uh-huh.
Oh, we should check the order.
That's just a show.
Rhea offerings are needed.
Oh my god, what was the order dude?
What was her order?
Is anyone remember?
Ear tongue eyes?
Ear tongue eyes?
Eyes ear tongue.
Asked mouth vagina.
Or what is it actually though?
I don't want to do this again.
Ear eyes tongue.
Well, it was fun now.
All the offerings have been made, the God will come, and I shall be rewarded.
and the filters go.
Brandon.
Goodbye, Wintin.
Did we do a rat?
The ritual came to an end.
The wayward souls straight off the beaten path.
Now chosen for hell.
Thank you for tuning to Channel 4 Midnight.
It's been a pleasure.
So we meet in, good night.
Is that wrong?
the
channel 4 out of 10
and it was called cool visuals
interesting screen transitions
dreaming
um
annoying filter
and if that's the full story then
I'm not even
I'm not even sure what just happened we went
to an inn to swap bodies with somebody who I guess doesn't matter who
I'm fucking out. I'm fucking out.
You didn't the wrong order got the bad ending.