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Dude.
Dude.
The chairman has arrived.
I'm sure he's going to be in point point bang things for some.
Hello payy nuts.
Hold on.
I want to check my elbow.
Okay.
I've come to send you to the abyss.
All right, everyone close your eyes.
Well, these are particularly good.
I'm talking to Cole 09, and Big Bumpa D in 5AM TV, which boy Clarion.
I've seen him on some Dragon Dragon, Crooked Octaves, I'm sure, and hello, Magic Machine
for some of my check-out, thanks for some of it.
I'm Bob today, thanks.
Thank you, Tyrionus and Manny Pocka Love, thanks for some, babe.
Little Meal, let me eat, thanks for some of it.
Uh-uh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
A punch so good we had to get it from multiple angles.
And more correctly, every angle.
We've seen that we've seen these ones
Happy birthday, Tito!
Well, um, we're trying to get to our current character, I think this is him.
Thompson and John souls are waking up thirsty and horror buns and Chris and walking talking
River and Molly see you guys I'd go up as Maximus. Thanks for prime sub in Malibu giga hydra. I think we're so big
swag
Oh, we got this guy's head in the apple look
We'll kick this guy in the ass and then we've made the trap
I think he died. I think this evil man died. Yeah, this is the one in his face been not
He couldn't stand back up
I think this is current evil man. Well, no, it wouldn't be it wouldn't be we kicked him in the balls
Oh
I would drag this guy by his hair over the table.
Oh please evil man don't, don't do it.
I have two of these for 7.
Cut the guys off by the way.
Oh we're on these for 50 million subs.
This one's kind of hard actually.
Grabbing this guy by his mouth?
In this game, if you grab someone's neck, you actually choke someone.
No, please evil man, I've got a family!
I've got a peasant family of seven!
Please don't do it!
Uh, I don't think we did that actually, I think we missed.
Now we pickaxe those balls and then it's bright.
Evil man.
We pickaxe this guy a new butthole.
I think this is the one we can jump.
Who do you think won?
It was evil man.
That show in really evil hag.
Termiton the Obramacacal, can you do anything?
Oh, brother, you're a machine.
Oh, our first cursed blade.
Or a farming before the fight.
Epstein diddy blood has no idea what's coming.
Grrrrrr.
Evil man.
This is him giving up.
This is us cutting his head off.
With the half sword technique?
You might know.
Damn!
I think this evil man was definitely the most evil.
We drank these guys over to this falling, uh, I had crushed us too, I forgot.
Oh man.
Oof!
Like a dog picture.
Let's Scrumpo in the fucking yard, dude.
Please, Evil Man, please!
No.
Damn.
damn we cut this guy now he's giving up easy he's been disarmed now disnicked
Look how big that sword is.
We still have it.
Is there a first riot?
We'll put it down in style, of course.
tongue tongue and dragon tongue if you sell it.
I think this is the one where I said he looks like an EverQuest character.
We took our helmet off to swag for a little bit.
Hey, what weapon are we using there?
A stick?
This is us trying to stab this guy.
We're in best.
And then we hit him!
He's not even looking, dude.
He's the unfocused gaze of a true sociopath.
Slice his throat open.
Oh, we cut his head off, actually.
It looks like an S.F.M., actually.
Cut him in half.
Oh this is the cursed spear dude. This is just hanging out in the slums.
The Scrumpo back again in the yard begging for mercy. It seems he received it
this day. Poor evil man's aim was slightly untrue it would seem.
easy for man please they paid me so much I'll tell you who did it
no look at that fucking pommel dude
half sorting bleeding no one makes him bleed his own blood
Is this slicing our own throat to execute our blood magic technique?
Oh, wait, we guys head off?
Oh, we're hugging up.
There there, buddy.
Don't give up, Skeleton.
his throat. Let's jump in on this guy. We stabbed this dude in the face. Look at- he's
looking right into the camera dude.
Ask me, realize this.
Throat slice.
Throat slice.
Throat slice.
These aren't throat slice arcs, I'm playing them because I don't...
This is us uh jump kicking this guy actually.
He dodged.
Throat slice.
Throat hip.
We hit this guy so hard he actually roundhouse kicked us afterward.
We took his feet off of the ground.
is Judge Dredd. But Evil Man does not tolerate the British. Oh my god, dude. He hasn't slept
in years. They had a third friend I'm pretty sure because I'm seeing an arm on the ground.
Unfortunately Evil Man does not take prisoners so we had to hit him with the jump slice.
this friend realizes he's next.
Oh, we're doing a little chicanery?
It's not evil man has fun.
Some people do like crosswords.
Is this jumping on them after we've trapped them beneath 100 pounds of lumber?
Oh, well at least there's 50 subs again.
Sounds like some flex to you for something.
You try to banana bait Shrek in a small accident in 17 element.
It's where I was lightin' above a sea of fog,
next to him stung tongue and dragon tongue.
Two tongues in a row, thanks for something.
You'll get on in a day and a quarter second,
day more, thanks for something.
Ahhhh.
Good times.
So many good times.
Another naked bald guy begging for help.
No help comes for thee.
This is hugging this guy, I'm pretty sure.
Aw, come here, buddy.
There's one picture in here that's so good, but we're not there yet.
Rag Elfin called me Manolo and Vestu mixed for something.
Pure hatred.
We folded this guy.
With a hammer.
Now I'm just giving her some giving one sip, and then we jump off.
Errrm...
Wait, why did we take this picture?
Boom, fuck you.
How the fuck do you think Shrifted Five Subs Donkey?
Do you think Shrifted Five Subs Donkey?
Is, uh, one of our many brawls in the alleyway, dude?
You know we had to do it to him, buddy.
There aren't those things for some?
I'm sorry, he's hydrate.
Goomey ho, thanks for some of it.
Had to stomp him on the concrete, dude.
Oh, this is just kicking over the fucking trap.
Evil man.
He's just beating the fuck out of this guy.
Walking into the sunset.
We're actually holding this guy, I think.
Wait, is that our hand on his shoulder?
Maybe.
What does that have to do with him?
Damn.
There's our Persian murderer.
It's a tiny little mace with a war-caft.
Here's our pile of corpses.
Admiring the day.
down to down then we fell like the
scrumpo begging for help will help you
scrumpo are you lost come on give me
evil uncle evil man hug sparks please even bad please oh this is us using that trap
to hit that guy I am a god damn you look hella cool this is drawing the curse blade to finish
our foes off. Slice. We're throwing this guy. Wait, it's time. This is my favorite one.
I still read three parts. Four parts.
Dude, we hit this guy hard, his hair disappeared.
He's at the same pants.
Oh my god.
Dude, what a...
The actual perfect overhead slice.
Damn, there's his brain.
Brain.
Oh my.
Oh my god!
This is also one of my favorites.
Which shaped this guy's head in half with a half sword.
His friend on the ground begging for help.
Evil man continuing?
After that effortless slice onto the next victim, dude?
What do you see for a man?
No.
Hehehehe.
Now we chop this guy's head off too.
Or in half.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehehe.
Now on current day, they're not legalized poggers and butters and fart sniffer man's
Is it Callie and Taylors or something?
I don't know.
Who just saw that?
Why am I moving forward?
AHHHHHHH!
Little zesty evil man, but...
Doesn't matter though.
come
why you hit me?
no one makes evil man bleed his own blood
I use standstill techniques.
They don't use that.
It wasn't mine.
Good ride.
I'll make it.
Yippee!
Got two biggie bag neils.
A free six-piece spicy Nuggy and three cow tails for dessert.
Where were you ordering from?
What the fuck?
DG Blind and Ronas and Gherkin, Calliante,
and Fort Sniffer Man, six to get for seven.
Wendy.
Oh, we're night now.
Come.
I'm you, but stronger
You got lucky bitch. I think you can hit
Oh
Retribution 2.
Excellent choice in weapon, my sir.
And also, clothing.
And also, sidearm.
And also, cloak.
Interesting.
Interesting. And also parents.
Come here buddy.
Come on.
I can't get both the helmet in his face enough himself.
It was good man the whole time!
What are you flopping for buddy?
No one wears my face but me.
Oh, you're alive!
There any more.
Oh, we did make that guy bald earlier by cutting his head off.
Who do you know?
all champion mountain calyx for subbing
the
of the
of
of
Some champion you were.
Come on, Mia!
Right about here!
Ha ha ha!
Yes!
The boy!
Oh, you thought I was trying to hit you with this.
Beautiful.
Stand up.
Get up man. I'm proud of you. Grab him. Get down that fool. Get up. But not into the
thing. Come here. Come here. We got a big wobbly sword for you. There ain't no way that's
Just a muffle in your voice like that.
And a bottomy time!
Stop.
Stop protecting your brain.
There we go.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep.
My hell helmets you don't do my helmet man
Motherfucking evil man. He's so evil
I saw the new Indiconda movie the other night.
Jack Black, what an actor.
Baron and Tamriel's into what an actor.
I watched your sex tape.
Sex team's not calling it, they're calling it here.
We're gonna be here for a little bit.
Let's use the sword.
It's so fucking floppy, man.
Was it one fluid motion? So it is.
Promising?
Get off of my sword.
I'll make it up.
Very good.
Now wait
Wait right there
Did we get through a better house order
There's these barrels are gonna be the end of me man
I feel like four buttons all at once just now.
You're not gonna touch that, are you?
the real ass war
I want to grab his throat, you know.
Overheads much easier to throw.
You want to stand still for me?
Give me the curse blade.
use this slow mo? I think it's an elf.
Wait, it helps.
Now we're gonna do some editing magic, you know.
Now we gotta do some editing magic, hang on.
Oh my god.
Actually scalping?
Oh my god!
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Cheesy nimblets and little inclem dog and people in the ladies yard and morning wood and belly
Nelly and Farron.
I don't know.
Team man in alliance, I think for some reason.
Chest kick.
Back up, demon.
As I struggle to find my feet.
That's not good, man. He's got a different face.
You're not making it!
Rauchan.
What's gonna get in there?
Foul kick.
Foul kick.
Foul kick.
Why me mercy?
We're choking him, that's awesome.
He's looking up because he's coming, I forgot, next one's he's done here, dude.
Choking you out!
I'm choking you out!
There we go.
your knees good man look at this grip dude
see if we can get his eyeballs looking at us
I
I
Whoa, look what I do now.
Yeah!
I think this people hands on cotton.
I'm trying to get him above my head.
I gave up.
K.O.
Oh, you're standing.
Ball kick.
Ball kick.
Oh.
Ball kick.
There we go.
Oh
Dude stop stop spamming dude stop
I want to see if I can headbutt him.
You can't.
sexy open up it says if you read this you're gay
thanks for subbing and actually you're gay
evil man
I don't like the phone.
What? That was just so lame.
AHA!
Barrel attack!
How's that?
My weapon that I successfully threat someone for the first time ever
Dead
And killed him
Yippee!
Uh!
Damn, Basilix was only...
Yippee!
Huh!
It's in the box.
I'm seeing some goblets.
Let's get all the boys together for a group photo, shall we?
Ah, that's the phone!
That's the phone!
Just being my merry band!
That way!
That was that heart!
Hey!
another face on! Interesting.
Oh, he ain't gonna be standing for much longer, fellas.
Tell me I didn't lose my sword.
I mean, we can just make another one.
Hold on, man. I'm looking for my sword.
Hold on. What's in here?
Ha ha ha, you're never gonna catch me!
Where is my soul?
Well, there's nothing that's down.
Anyone got a convenient murder weapon?
Good job.
They're all- oh god!
But you're hanging on by a thread here, dude.
Grass on the right of the road.
Which right, dude?
Stage right?
Other right?
I give up.
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Go cam mode underground?
Wait, that's a good idea.
Uh, it probably fell straight down though.
Here we go.
Rusto Playto.
Great exclaim!
This sword's kinda cool.
I want something bigger, though.
Hmm.
Gold!
Is that heavy? Oh, yeah.
Might be cool to have a cleaver.
Some of these are just inherently- Oh!
Oh!
Wait, did I get new ones?
I don't remember those.
Remember those.
That's cool.
red, the color of the blood.
Kinda want the weight toward the middle of the blade, I think here.
Honestly, even there.
I have priced $1,962.
Do you not? Yeah I do because I want it to be less wobbly so we don't want it to be bottom
heavy. There it is.
a blade of hell it's kind of small
That's sort of wimpy as hell?
Are you kidding me?
That's sort of awesome!
average. Yeah, like your penis. I mean, we're gonna make it longer again. We're gonna say
I think this is the longest one look how thin this one is
Noodle?
It's pretty good to have sort of though.
We have to adjust the timing for heavier weapons.
We're getting some pretty consistent slices here.
Five thousand seven hundred grams
I get a swing on him.
This might be so heavy we don't even need a block log to follow that.
This sort of is much more evil looking.
I can't even craft this, it's too expensive.
It's five thousand three gold.
I'm not poor.
Let's craft the, uh, like, where would you want the game from us?
on the hill. Bro, I can barely craft this. It's because of the gold. Blades should not
heavy at all? Yeah, but when it's heavier it cuts like really well.
We gotta make some money. Some shmoney.
Let us return to our original cursed blade.
You think you're too much like a D&D nerd?
I don't think D&D nerds care about the weight of a blade, but not me.
I've never considered the balance of my sword when playing.
I got the original evil blade in my hand
Super fucking evil owls
Mommy!
Mommy, please!
Oof!
Oof!
This thing is heavy as hell too, by the way.
Oh!
We'll never meet this guy!
Was that good, man?
It might be good, man.
Can't fight it anymore.
Ah, my money.
I'm sleeping
Hey, let me up.
It's the only race that you do.
Why is it doing that?
Stop!
It's not working.
I gotta finish these guys off.
It's not over yet.
Where you go excuse me is there a person over here that's where I heard one
The cursed blade.
Waits up.
Hey!
The weapons way better than mine.
Haha, but you're no match for gravity fool!
This arms you? Let's fight like men, shall we?
Right offside, um...
Well, half-sorted. Unfortunately, for you, I invented that technique.
Half-sorted!
one small surprise all
so heavy man
I'm gonna hit him with it again
I'm gonna hit him with a Yorgie Slogan
Give me low.
That actually gets a lot of momentum.
Oh, you're sealed now!
Come on buddy.
That place is a beat.
Namely in the light.
Where I can reclaim your soul for the abyss.
Come on buddy.
Right here.
This is where God can see you.
I don't want to hold your hand.
Put your hand down.
Bro!
As he reaches to draw his cursed blade, a man upon the ground with the many dents in his helmet.
Please, Everman, let me go ahead and... please!
Fuck you!
I can't grab his head because he's got his fucking head up.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
I don't even know how to aim a well-balanced sword.
I actually do.
I'm so used to swinging these, like...
all champion we really shouldn't be going in here without them by the way
come on man just get around the pillar come on man just walk around it's time
I'm like yonky splonky
I know that shit hurt bitch
I think he's dead.
That looks like very dark blood.
Wait for it.
As the shadow and the blade remain in the frame.
Oh, that's just worth so much.
Chose the lore of the evil blade.
And this blade like... man.
Where do we even begin?
You know what's safe?
Oh geez.
Dodge!
Ow!
Owie!
Don't let your...
Don't pull over!
Evil man!
Aaaaaah!
Oh.
Oh
If our feet if we if we fell over we lost
I'm not quite sure what happened
However, something I must do
It's LEMONOMY TIME!
Yippee!
Everyone loves a good LEMONOMY!
Oh my god, you see his eyes?
I didn't realize.
Here I come, big man.
Here I come.
I won't get you.
Here I come, big man.
Here I come.
I won't get ya.
Oh, oh.
Don't worry, it's not gonna be heavy.
It's actually very precise.
Some could say finesse, even.
Come on.
Oh, there we go.
We're gonna have to use some of that energy here, guys.
There we go.
Oh my god, no, where'd he stab me?
My death stack, Brad!
I wanted to get it to 100.
Now I gotta start all over. Let go!
Thank you. Hold it properly, please.
Oh fuck I have armor dude.
Don't fucking bite me!
DON'T FUCKING BITE ME!
It looks like it's somewhat unwieldy.
Let go!
This ain't working.
Oh, reliable.
He's like flopping around!
I know that was enough.
Oh my god.
I can't go out like this, bud.
Look at all that shit, man.
Hey, like, yeah.
Thank you. I don't know what I'm holding.
You should be moving so we can despawn some of the bad things.
So we're going to take this thing.
Yeah, what's that sword?
Maybe we go curse blade.
This thing is not making progress.
Take the lunch, man!
Double hit!
You got off of me, bitch.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
We're so nearer the area with all the stuff.
I don't even want that one on the set.
I can't dig in this one.
Go.
This thing is not piercing their skin, man.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Come on.
Have sword.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So I leaned over there and finished them off.
I'm so job.
E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Alright.
We got all reliable.
Oh fuck!
You know we had to swag out on that one.
Rest in peace.
I
I was gonna hide, but I'm gonna go back.
Hey, come here, gobs. Oh my god.
Fuckin' misty with you there.
How are you so sad?
How are you so sad that you... look how dead this shit is.
We need... a big sword.
Wait, I have that.
I call upon thee, the same blade that sent them all here.
No, he's sliding!
Stop.
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey!
No, there.
There's a slug.
Ha ha ha! He's still doing it!
Dude, stop.
Is it a dagger?
That is the first time I've seen a dagger.
You're not fucking by me, dude.
Get it on the left side, thank you.
Get the weapon out of the floor.
Get the weapon out of the floor.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm almost fucking mad.
No! No!
Mmm, that could be good.
That's not gonna be good.
It's not like in this though, I'm gonna be honest.
Oh
So, where do you think the slug went?
Oh fuck!
Oh my Jesus.
We're gonna hear that like weird girly noise as them like in a bite.
They're currently biting it.
Oh, the hell's that?
of
You wanna get back up, buddy?
Let's face it.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.
Another dagger?
I think I'm gonna get a dagger, not a dagger!
of
Oh
Oh, fuck!
I
Fuck
I
I
fucking die man
I
Oh, fuck off, man.
Finally, Sub.
It's just so big
Let's turn with all reliable, buddy.
be haunted by my demons
We're flopping, dude.
Oh no.
Come on.
It's a little armor.
Oh, that. We beat the life-bottom. We need a hammer.
This will be...
the big game.
much better
Holden Kappa!
Oh my god!
Dude, what?
Dude, what?
No way, that's so rare!
fucking die
Wait, I saw a human flesh for a moment.
Are we killing real people right now, dude?
Did we ever truly die?
It's a big spear blade.
Right up.
Too evil to die, dude.
I think we're left with that spear.
I don't know if that's the correct place for this Oprah.
Oh, here's the dagger
Can I not forge a dagger
Oh, we got some, uh, some dudes, look.
I remember when this weapon was like twice as long in like one of the demos.
This chair said, Haha, yeah.
Dude, you don't remember.
I'm gonna throw him where it thinks we're subbing.
I'm a scratchy bitch.
This is the man who sent us to hell by the way.
I can't, it's too heavy.
I can't. It's too heavy.
Oh fuck.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm gonna fucking die!
Keep them head!
No!
No way.
Very well.
Good
Now it's your turn, buddy.
How many of you slayed?
Won't you ever take photos in the abyss?
I did.
I'll show you.
Is a stabbing a ghoul through the neck as another one charges us?
That's it!
Evil man!
You shouldn't be on the ground!
get me stab them behind us that was sick
I'm gonna off on my stabbing angle.
We really haven't done it.
I'm an ass.
Let me get that shit.
Plus five for the Abyss.
Why am I not at the Grammys?
Get off of my spear.
Oh, you did. Thank you.
Why does this have so much physical, like, doors? Why did I lift them up like that?
Some editing magic here.
Me. Me.
I call upon thee.
We swapped to half sword stance for after we swung and got caught on his neck.
I
Hey, no blocking. Block his sheet!
Why am I screaming so black? Yes, do that!
No?
I
I was on that first blood, I heard it.
I heard it.
Oh, it came off.
Come on, I'm being you.
No!
I'm so afraid they're talking about bite me dude.
This thing is four-shover too heavy.
cool though
You don't need to play until you see one of the top.
Like this?
God, I can't believe, I can't believe!
Sådär.
Pretty much.
Where'd you get that sight of her, my bitch?
Come on!
Come on!
Move!
Oh, I can't! I'm sick of it!
Ha ha ha ha!
Frank's space is ahead.
What's the correct timing for a side swing?
Happy birthday, Landlin.
Glad to do a good day for you.
That's awesome!
Dude, get down, man!
Oh, you're alive.
You like this, buddy?
Aw, dude.
I'm gonna saw it off! I'm gonna saw it off!
You can see how his hands move like that, I basically have to like let go at the perfect
time.
What I'm doing is I'm dragging it to the top and then I'm letting go really quick and
then dragging down.
I don't know if that actually helps.
I feel like dragging one direction and let go of the mouse, he kind of flings it a little
bit.
Like that.
So I was hoping to get more momentum out of that, I mean like right there, that was
a quick one.
That was a slow one.
That was a fast one.
That's a bad sloth.
That's another bug.
Don't be no hard but lucky either.
How are you alive?
got your foot!
He might be dead.
It's lobotomy time!
I think he's just pretending.
I heard a gunner going. He was still alive.
They like them pretend.
I don't like when they put that.
I
Watch the neck there buddy
That's not
That dagger
They are getting away!
Oh no no!
Get a runny start here.
Back home!
the
Didn't die.
Slumped.
I do not like this weapon.
The legendary, whole arm.
Can we make our Sorghia?
How many mercenaries can you hire?
I mean, I assume too, but maybe more.
Yes.
Yes.
It was Harness.
I'm gonna switch to ulti.
There you just try and wooden shovel someone to death.
I mean it's probably not impossible.
Is it in here?
Aha!
Let's rock.
Seller retribution.
I
Was that sorry that's very dangerous
You couldn't finish me. That's why they call me evil man.
of
death
of
death
We got our helmet, Ellie.
We're good.
Yeah, we're good, trying to spawn.
Good lighting.
He's going to flop right into eating my throw and I'll be there.
How's that, look at those black armor of hell, mayhabs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Grab his legs off.
Yeah.
Um.
This is a shoulder pass.
And I heard to tell what we've just put on oh
We did just turn something off
I think it is black, wait, you need a black armor in the abyss?
Yeah, we could, in theory, just run through hell and loot.
Missing shoulder pads?
If it made me take off my shoulder pads, it might have a shoulder pad component.
If not, they're pretty easy to buy at this point.
What the hell is that?
Well, well, well, our vanity and nearly our downfall.
What the hell, dude?
I don't actually care for that.
I don't actually care for that, goodbye!
Hmm, wait, where do I go?
That's a chestplate.
Now that's a hogbrook and it is the same color as my hogbrook.
Cowork was always slayly black
He's got a lore fact about evil man
Yeah, man.
What isn't there to say?
You know?
Does he tip?
No.
In life, he used to call ice on people he thought maybe were illegal.
I see everyone typing holy baste in chat, nice, nice dude.
yourself when they show up at your door so you can point to that later. Excellent accumulation
of evidence. Good work.
I can't be legal. Look, I set this online. Oh, okay.
We'll be back, though. We'll be back.
I think we're out of luck on the armor, maybe not.
We might be going in a circle.
There's photo proof I was born here.
There there was.
I can already see Evil Man reaching for his Blackberry dude.
There's video proof you were conceived here.
Family guy jump cut to that guy's parents having sex with an American flag in the background.
DGGGGG
Seinfeld baseline begins to play.
Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum
Now Ace!
I still have my shovel and my leg is purple, so I have a concussion.
Help!
I got a shoveling for the boys.
Help!
Oh, crap.
Excellent dodge, evil man.
Alright, do it again.
He's going wide.
Dang it.
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
Reappears.
I'm so fucking wounded, aren't I?
Uh-oh.
Ohhhh, evil man!
The old double lot, say.
Oh, I wanted to look at the new armor again.
First, take this fucking thing off, where's that?
I'm not- what have we even put on?
Oh, wait.
Why not?
Why not?
not
they are black
You think these spawners black in here?
Those look black fellas.
Holy moly.
Being moderately evil, my man.
Hey, green arming bevel.
Now, those look like normal shoes, but maybe they're dark.
I don't know.
The big one's gonna be the black breastplate.
You are already dark?
No, I'm- I'm white.
I think I'll have many's on the scene.
Oh no no. No pepper on the max out of please.
Green bean casserole for lunch.
Oh, that's Mary Ann.
What a cook.
Ha ha, now do a black joke?
I can't, I'm not black.
You do one.
But I'm gonna need to see your ID too, okay?
All right, buddy.
Subragan muffin, how's yanking your Pizzle today?
Oh, quite refreshing, thank you, brass.
favorite for it. Let's look specifically for breastplates here. I saw episode 3 of that
night of the Seven Kingdoms or whatever, the Game of Thrones. It's pretty good. The most
for someone that's the only one I've seen
focus on the game
to not just looking for a
darker tinted piece of armor right now
is other than the focus though
Focus, M.
Oh!
I think we already have...
Vambraces are the first one we've found, I think.
Yeah.
That's the one we found in, uh...
Tecorino.
They look dark, but they're not.
I'm finna give up.
Let's do like, let's do like two more rolls, dude.
What did you guys do yesterday, fellas?
I can't say my mom.
She's dead.
I can't say me as well.
I don't consent.
Jarkdit Terraria?
Nice.
I did some Vorkath.
I can do the little Wooks walk thing I've worked at, am I cool?
No?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I got the sixth armor seed, dude.
for you to stream? I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry, dude.
This is the equivalent to when you would go to JC depending with your mom as a child.
She looked at the same clothing section for one to two hours.
Loot some puzzles. Cute.
I don't have that life experience my family went to Coles or Walmart although my mom my mom would do
some shopping man let me tell you women do be shopping man they do be they do be do they do
be women be like clothing I'll suppose I'll partake mayhaps I will peruse and
then men be like fuck play me off guards
Am I right fellas?
We definitely do this more than twice.
Haha, I hate my bitch wife!
Haha!
Play a song, I'll wear a bug.
Well, the crimes of trespassing thievery possession of forbidden foodstuffs, you must perish!
Yeah, we should be using this danger sense potion.
Alright $7000 to game gym people.
Alright, listen Chan, I'm playing off stream, go fuck yourselves.
See you later.
What?
Ugh.
FUCK YOU!
Big baby in my room in the dark
31 and I'm scared of everything else
31 and I'm gonna go outside and cover my eyes
I'm super terrified of everything I see
me cuz I'm a bitch and I can't Google how to get chicks at the club or go to the gym
yeah one last thing killed your wife with a gun
In her sleep I shot her dead. I killed her with a gun
Do you remember when fucking the thing that pissed me off is my man black
give some quality analysis right and fucking gods the Chinese dick suck on
the fucking pan was like oh my god dude shadows been quite fine this whole
turning is only getting better my fucking fucking Al govna life's like I
don't know I'm not really impressed with the look like yeah whatever dude what
What about all those games, what about all those games, mate?
Get fuckin' poofed on, bitch!
Be fake news, very nice buzzword.
Sounds horrible.
And true.
He has an notebook mentioned that she met someone and can feel we are getting close,
punching all names of her spark matches, see what you can find.
Okay, here comes this jump scare.
I KNEW IT! FUCK YOU MAN!
God!
Sure.
Okay, honey. Let's see what you've got.
There's a bum watching!
Uh, let me show you.
Wait, I'm gonna vomit it.
Or not.
I knew that.
Come on, man!
Come on, man!
Aw, hell yeah!
You might be wondering why am I not addressing this monster?
Because I'm not scared.
Mike, where are your sentin' me's myself?
OH SHIT!
Alright.
Alright.
We'll try again tomorrow, dude.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Boys, yep, I've got to save her. Leave me alone or I'm gonna call for help.
You're so cute when you're in. Wait a second. You there, stop away from that
young lady. Can't you see you've not donated enough to her Twitch Patreon?
Like man, this feels really good when they were testing it or like maybe fucking
Miyazaki sat down with his fucking family and his 14-year-old son was playing
play that like in Japan they're fucking they're having they just had dinner he's
like alright son time to play some Dark Souls time to get down to the mini
green he's like man dad I'm really glad that you decided to have two buttons do
the same fucking thing oh my god god damn it
It's not even anything, or a saddle.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Sorry, I had to get some Joe.
Who's Joe?
it's not who it's a thing it's like a thing that people drink I call it Joe
the night's tournament
Damn.
Squish.
Oh, you guys are gonna bet on my victory?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, you guys are gonna bet on my victory?
Or how are you still swinging that shit?
Shlubbed.
I think we killed him when we took a talent off.
There we go.
Jesus! See, he was still alive though.
I like this.
Microwave thinks we're subbed and says that's gaaaf, man.
True.
Moink and Japan Bar Bill and Slap and Tickle.
Nice name.
Fire spawner is up.
Oh, man.
Shalom.
Shalom.
Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one.
They take damage when they take their helmet off.
I mean, surely you're dead, right? He's dead.
He's dead.
We'll just have to...
Wait, hit?
Hit Black Leg over.
Ah, shit.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
She longed.
She longed.
Surely the hook in the throat's enough to kill him, right?
you though. It'll be over soon buddy, but it's over. Alright, what did I say? First
Sweet August, thanks for 100 months.
Now?
What did you say, Pip?
black leg armor? I need the shins.
Getting tired there, evil man?
Geez.
Come here. Come on, buddy.
There will be no mercy for you. Perhaps a game crash for me though.
Play your life.
Honestly, is it really evil to kill them and send them to the abyss?
All evil men want is some friends.
They want them to come hang out at home.
Into abyss.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Wait, do they have black almonds?
We gotta save them.
Yes
Oh
Evil man don't see you cry, man
I'm sorry.
Damn yes!
What?
Fuck off!
Head away!
I've done things you couldn't possibly have managed to do, you bitch.
I used to feast on rats.
I'm gonna gossip like that.
Isn't that evil?
Eating rats.
Alright, what do you got?
No. No.
Yep. Wait. Let's just the arms. We already have those.
I summon the cursed blade.
Don't cry dude, there's unbecoming of a night.
That was pretty gentle. Smooth even.
Look at my weapon.
Found it.
This one's kind of cool though.
Black gloves?
Okay, take them off.
Why aren't you doing it?
I like the
underhanded dagger.
I like the underhanded dagger.
I like it.
I'm gonna get the dagger.
Oh my hand!
Nice.
Let's rock.
Can you will obsess this in this game?
No.
Nay.
Wait.
Oh
He's hit the black tabber
Give me that shit, bitch Robb to you
Oh stop stop
Oh
Ah
Yeah, but I'm back. Oh
Hold.
Okay, we still have the black bullets.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Night turning.
I miss my black jabbered opportunity, dude.
You try to altering your current helmet.
I was waiting until...
I have.
Oh, I forgot why I was waiting.
There was a reason.
Oh, I forgot why I was waiting. There was a reason.
You dead.
What's for dinner?
Oh no, I have a need.
Can you tell me, brother? Brother man?
Oh...
He's had two dinners already.
Not true.
The address of Evilman is cut or uncut.
it's part of uh
We had it too late.
Bring him, bring him.
Die.
You know, I think we were able to like even like soft knock people out I think I was able to take off his
a lot
See it?
Fuck.
Flops it out.
There we go.
There we go.
I think.
There we go.
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
This really is...
This has like a sharp hill.
It's double-sided.
Yeah?
Come on.
I'm gonna get up.
evil man's enemies are many, however
alright, you want it in the ass?
I can do that!
yeah!
They're so hard to kill, man.
Don't cry dude, it makes him more enjoyable.
Wait now!
Wait.
Wait.
I wish I could move more precisely, but I can't.
Good one.
Where's the double-sided one?
Found it.
Get all tangled up there, buddy.
We're trying to stay.
The aim on this guy is unreal.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
You idiot.
You're gonna punch me?
Yeah, protect me, protect me.
Oh, God.
Nice recovery.
Alright, what do we got here?
All righty.
Oh, this one has a gold, so you'll see that.
They're a pommel, because what if I get stuck in the sheep?
Okay, it's trimmed armor, which one?
We got red shoes, although I think that's because they're bloody.
I think I need something with a spike.
Where did you go?
That's a blade, we came in here with one with a spike.
Right here?
No.
What a flip did it go?
This one, maybe?
Now, let's just hang in there.
I found it, it. I found it. Get off of me.
All right, buddy.
Oh, this trip, look at that.
Got red straps.
That's evil.
I'll take that.
I think it's heavier left.
How do you take the armor off of him?
You gotta grab him and then hold down the button you grabbed him with.
And it's location base.
Please, just grab him.
Where's my lucky new one there, buddy?
Right here.
There we go.
There we go.
Alright, give him a shave. Okay?
Come on.
I want to show you what I did to your friend.
That's
new armor?
there ain't no way they didn't hit him in the face by the way
Bro, it's like walking into a fucking blender.
I see you playing dead, buddy.
All right, anyone got black armor for Danny?
You're dead, you are not dead.
Do you guys see Dr. Disrespect own the libs with the fake high guard sponsor tweet?
Die!
I have mercy on me. I stand for these.
Lib status? Oh.
He's still got it.
He's still got it.
My wife and I are at the hospital and labor for our first
girl. We'll name her whatever you want. Jeffrey Epstein.
Bill Donald Epstein, dude.
You got many pull arms, they're just like laying around, there's like 12 of them.
Raygill thinks there's some kind of officer battle to it, and the Orc and Beans are doing
it.
step will really pop their hummels up on headshots oh yeah yeah yes I gotta I gotta
make a do a
Oh
Like that
This
slumped
you guys are going to get that other guy
too dangerous
you gotta swing like a motherfucking madman
look at that
I go
Wait, she's just falling at the boat falling allies in the background
Kicking! Not very honorable, Mr. Knight.
Blobs over.
A sword fight.
Very well.
I call upon evil forces.
He's grabbing me!
Come. It's over.
Yoinkie, splonky.
It's over.
Steven
Not allowed.
Unlimited strike.
This level was finally, by the way.
Ended.
They're cool.
Oh god.
I'm making a bleed.
Get up.
It's over.
Put the swag pose afterwards, dude.
And now, our new prize.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah. Now that's evil, baby. We gotta get rid of the plumes, I think.
I wish I could change their color.
Oh my god!
Anything new champ?
Why is this so expensive?
Oh
Holy shit
Where's the one we picked up just now?
There it is.
Oh, I think we were adjusting the wrong one.
He's the black guy.
I don't know if we can wear Pultus, Chantor.
Neh.
Neh.
Looks like we gotta put down some riots, fellas.
Hey.
Come over here if you dare.
Dude, why does it do this? Oh, I know.
Nope.
Help anyone please
Please
You're in trouble when I stand up.
Yeah, there it is.
Poke ya.
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I'm great!
You best keep your hands on bottom!
there. Fortunately, in this universe, water isn't real.
third guy. This guy can afford an helmet, that's nice. Shut up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at all my weapon desols in the water, no surface.
Are they infection?
It might be getting stuck slightly.
I'm gonna turn it down.
I'll fix that, actually.
I
Hard
He's crushed many men beneath his boot.
This guy keeps showing up dude.
Don't know why.
The unknown man.
Nice, yeah.
Come on, Adam, you can do better than that.
Come on Adam, you can do better than that.
I have a hard time stabbing.
Get him!
But these are when they're on the ground, I suppose.
I want to make a...
a gold sword. Let's see if you do something about this, fools. And actually I made you
installers if you jump down there it would seem that plan works flawlessly
No.
No, I get it up, dude. Get up, you pusset.
Is that a darker version of my helmet?
Maybe not.
Oh
My ass
Good luck buddy
I can't look at your helmet, dude.
I can't look at your helmet, dude.
Come on man.
I can look at your helmet dude.
It looks dark.
But it might just be the helmet.
Stop. Where's this thing?
Stop.
I think it's the same teller as mine.
Oh, you're dead. That's nice.
Can you please use your fucking hand, man?
It's not even the fucked up one.
Hello?
They're going for me.
I'm gonna real sick of your shit buddy so I will kill your friend instead
How many pictures in total are you taking in this game?
a few. Quite a few.
Swamp.
Don't get up. Don't get up. Don't get up. Don't get up.
come here! if you dare!
hiya!
yeah!
dude, why is he letting go?
Why does he let him go?
We lined it up.
Alright!
All right, yeah
I think that's all she wrote for him. Why you we knocked your helmet off, didn't we buddy?
what's the top rank sex master i think i think that's a
I get fresh but by based on that sound I just literally cut that guy's head and
have
Damn dude
You thought it was pee pee poo poo master could be I don't know never seen it I know that
sound anywhere
Another head slice crash yeah it seems to happen like every like when we get like a
a good head slice of that.
Mew, meew, meew, meew.
What's up?
We're praying to the flag
before we make them pray for their lives.
Oh, say can you see?
Find the god!
I'm terribly lucky!
A surprisingly weevil!
And a dry light's left gleaming!
right right and right
way i know i know the lyrics i was just joking i know the lyrics
are you alive your head is not connected to your body
Oh, no.
Thank you, Jesus.
I like the Halifight or the...
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Well, you'll fuck yourself.
Well, you'll fuck yourself.
Well, you'll fuck yourself.
You just take off of my feet.
Well, you'll fuck yourself.
Please just stab him.
Well, I mean that works.
Good luck, team.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Name the first three presidents or it's El Salvador, compadre.
George Washington!
Albert Nixon.
Oh shit. Jackie Chan.
Oh shit.
I call upon your power.
I'm still hearing some screaming.
And I think it's fucking breastplate from behind.
Nice, very nice.
We're going to put down the riots, dude.
Very important.
Because if I don't, who fweaking will?
on order.
Now, son!
Oh, put the little pot.
Get that sticky bag!
Wait.
And like this?
Now, son!
Knocked his helmet off.
Oh my!
Yeah!
Or maybe that was his buckler?
Who knows.
What the fuck did you just call me, stupid bitch?
I
Did I even get away with it, huh?
Well, did not mean to do that, but I worked out.
That's why I have sort of the show on Steam for me, so I had violent and boring games hidden.
Yeah, I hit sex games because there's always like some shit like sex with furry, Hitler, food, a conquest, like on the new page for Steam.
So I was like, I'm fucking tired of the furry dick on my Steam, so I'm gonna hide the sex games.
And then there was a game that was coming out and I couldn't find it.
Because I forgot to turn off the sex of it.
This might be a problem here.
Aim for his wrist, aim for his wrist!
I'm a game dev for sex with furry Hitler thanks to the promo.
You're not welcome.
You're not freaking welcome.
I'm gonna make a cool hammer, I think.
You're not freaking well, but it's welcome.
That's a hammer?
I think it's this side that you swing with.
The mace heads are like... they're all the mall heads are so like laughably small.
Yeah, first time chatter the real or Shawn. Thanks. Thanks for tuning in brother brother man
That's you up you notice my hands are covered in actual human shit, huh? Oh, sorry, sorry about that
Um, that's so weird that that happened.
Where do we want the weight on this?
At the head.
But we gotta get a cool bottom close, don't we?
1.1
That's a big mace
So guard
What the
Hmm, I just wonder how close we want it to the head.
Here, here, here, here, oooooh!
here to hit it. look at her. there we go.
This will be heavy dude.
I wonder if we did this right.
thinking shorten it up a bit
I'm going to get a spike on the top portion.
I don't want that.
Let's go with this.
Oh yeah!
All retribution, dude.
When I use a gun?
Oh, we haven't invented those yet.
A sword fight!
Alright, I don't really like that you called me that, but I'll still oblige.
I'm going to slice them eyeballs out of the box.
I'm sure he lets us up there, right?
I'm gonna poke me dude, I'm straight.
great
yeah
oh
now my head
please
I'm so vulnerable
oh
Get up, you stupid bitch. Even though you're wearing a shield.
I keep trying to jam the sword into his armor, but I don't think it's sharp.
I can do that too.
I can do that too.
I can do that too.
I'm gonna poke ya.
I'm gonna poke ya.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm gonna poke ya
Oh
What do we got here
Time for my Dastardly Plan to see fruition.
Haha!
Haha!
evil man that was evil that was very evil it was
Ah, I can't even look to one hand.
This tavern might be better.
I wasn't even really looking at it.
It doesn't- wait, this is way darker, actually.
Please fucking grab him, you pussy!
Oh yeah.
Damn!
Damn!
Tavern, Tavern, look at HELL ABLE, dude!
That shit.
Don't throw your sword.
I'm turning for the cauldron, dude.
Please, thank you.
Good night!
Oh, oh, oh, this bitch ass sword.
Where are you pulling off of it?
That's the neck guard.
Uh, other neck guard.
Yippee!
Oh yeah.
Yes!
Heal 141!
What the hell?
Oh no, the giant hammer I just made me left by.
That's fine. That's all we need. Evil blade.
ouch sounds that looks mighty painful my man
the horse for science already did it does nothing
I
I don't think we'll take more pictures of this than that.
I
I got a mild concussion.
No!
Ow!
Ow!
Okay.
Did that guy have an amazing weapon?
Let's go.
Evil man! Evil man! Evil man!
I corrupt him.
Yeah!
Grab his ass.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, hell no. I didn't let go.
They don't know what's gonna happen to them.
Hell.
go ball over
I got nothing.
Oh, we're staring them down.
I
That's a fuckin' tub now, are you, bitch?
I
the other one that hurt me no one makes evil man bleed his own blood
no one
what?
oh he died
a fear problem
What?
Oh, he died.
A fair problem, though.
Oh, they did.
Swag? Mayhaps?
Let's go get our concussion treated.
for your eyes that evil man
I should have run right through him, him ass!
I
I
I'll kiss.
now sir
oh my god we bloodied him instantly
I
So so tired
Stop entry slow mo
Oh, you're alive.
Oh, this is inside of me.
Yeah, don't worry.
Let's get out of my way, and I've got 20 crates of some sort to bury her mercenary.
Let's not kill her, be heavy upon her.
Too close.
I'm gonna get him!
Grab him!
I'm gonna get a low shot, dude.
Daaamn!
Let's get his eyes on there.
We don't have a blunt weapon.
I
I got a stick.
You for life
One of them died.
Let's get the stars on that.
Hmm?
The picture was like off-center.
Off-center
Come on man, I don't want to hold your hand
Stop it
Oh.
All right.
Oh
Oh, what's going on?
Stop it!
Oh, put guard in. Stop it! Stop it! Alright, you're getting the club. You're getting the
the club dude!
Where's my sword?
Get his head now!
That is the other guy's foot.
Moon, you want to hit a fish oil supplement with me?
Yeah.
Roll that shit up.
Hell yeah.
The fucking elevation!
Oh my god.
I think I already did.
any mace havers
as a hammer
I think they'll actually knock me over
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh
Am I actually taking these pictures thing on yes
of
the
death
of
death
of
balls no that guy's a mace we can't let him have that you'll not go so
oh don't find something
guys go up there it's safe
Oh
Cry dude kicks you in the shin
I drew my blade did we slice them
I don't know how many people we have in the event.
The shame we died.
How are you alive?
He ain't.
How are you alive?
Hey.
And you were all hot shit a second ago, why are you crying?
We need a blunt-o weapon, weapon oil.
Do they kill people or do they go to the abyss?
Yes.
18!
Are we not killing them?
I feel like I put so much effort into killing.
Am I a fucking loser?
There's a chance they did.
of
the
I mean we gotta make it fancy though 2.8 K
Okay.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, my memory.
Too long?
Yeah, too long didn't read your message.
the
the
Oh god.
of
There we go.
Too long or not long enough?
Don't we get new weapon on the ground?
I saved it this time.
I know that should hurt.
I
Know he's a cold
You're not the cause of my death!
You don't want your hand.
I'm gonna see the side!
I pray!
No!
I'm just...
It's not gonna be fun!
No!
He's not because of my death!
I can't block my flings!
They're vulnerable.
He's not feeling good, please!
What?
Are you hitting the pole?
I feel a little strong.
It's gonna be no harm, but let me in.
Oh, buddy.
His armor doesn't exist for this thing.
Surely dead, right?
I think this guy is also dead. We actually killed this guy in one hit by the way.
Or maybe not. Maybe we just like giga-knock him out.
Shut up!
Oh
Yeah, those quick
Are you alive?
He was.
Oh, my God!
What the hell is going on?
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to die.
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you, you bastard!
Ambrose!
Yee-Bree!
Okay, we're gonna look at all those screenshots.
Yeah, we did at the beginning of the stream
You got buddy
You know I'll give my god, man. Good. I got a pipe
We may have caused him some brain damage
of
the
I
Oh
Just fucking kick me fuck you bitch
He's embracing you.
Air source locked?
Oh
Oh
God
You can't kill me, I'm invincible!
My hammer fell through the ground, but we insured it.
I fear it may have happened to our sword as well, fellows.
I hereby surrender the sword fight. GG, man. GG.
I can't swing it!
My character is missing like HP. I don't know how to describe what happened to him.
My whole screen is red.
Oh yeah. Sleep tight, buddy.
We're just sort of...
He's a mace?
I can barely lift my weapon.
Wait, are we fighting the pain right now?
Wait, I think it's healed.
Maybe
I'm gonna touch ya. What's wrong buddy? Can't get up. Can't get up
And before he's reaching, that's my sword.
How'd you know that was there?
You're not worthy to touch that blade.
I pulled it from hell itself.
Fuck my teeth.
I got you, man!
No!
Yes!
I can't see your hands on party!
I can't see the sign!
I can't believe we, uh, we healed that, like, full body damage right out.
Sorry, has he ever used the beehive to kill someone?
I tried and it killed us both because you can't knock it out.
Or maybe I just missed but I'm pretty sure I get it pretty squarely.
Okay, I missed.
But also that's what happens when you hit the behind.
It pretty much instantly kills you.
If you can shoot it down.
Come!
It's our dude.
Oh, you're really not quick, buddy.
help you with that. Here have a pillow. I know it's wood but it'll have to do.
Cool axe!
I
Ride
I'm not sure how to do this.
I'm not sure how to do this.
I'm not sure how to do this.
Touches you gently with my weapon.
I'm not sure how to do this.
Oh
I knew you're still alive buddy
game didn't like that one hiding beneath another guy huh gross
No!
Yippee!
I think this guy's actually dead.
Yeah, he did.
Keep your feet on the ground.
Oh!
You knocked the shit out.
The other one.
Why is it so fast?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, the one.
Why is it so fast?
I don't know what button I'm hitting to make that happen.
You can crush balls in this game?
So you can actually kick someone in the balls?
And you'll know if you do it because they'll still be standing, but they'll be doubled
over.
I've only done it once.
At least, can you give them to a singular torsion?
I don't know if you do it.
Yes.
A sword fight, remind of my dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's a knockdown, dude.
It's a knockdown one.
Did we lose our weapon?
Oh
See knock me down here bitch I tracked you down
No, don't cry, dude. Be happy because it happened.
I
Were shaving this guy look
He's alive
When their hair disappears that means they're dead just like in real life
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
What the h-
Jowl Wilde!
Why the hell...?
How's about that helmet please get out of the ground
I poked him with it
We don't want the two tap.
Hey!
Haha!
Haha!
That's short!
Oops, wrong guy. Not bad.
You want to give me a little kiss or roo?
hit stop moving
You're bald now.
Dear, I'm so close.
Aaaaaaap!
he's pretending to be dead hey hold on
hold on just a moment there buckaroo
oh he's a ginger oh i did not mean to do it like that but that was cool
you want a shame buddy
I wanted to do the Karmic one.
I can't turn left.
I can't turn left.
This is my weapon.
They really should invest in some straps, don't you think, buddy?
I'm gonna shave your head, dude.
There we are.
Very good.
Very good.
Come on now!
Oh
Guys
It's cursed
Come on, I don't think you're actually dead, buddy.
Can't fool me.
I've seen plenty of dead men.
There we go.
Yep, there's the girdle.
You're a liar!
My favorite one!
Anyone with a mace?
Oh, we're good.
Come on, guys.
Big good sports, okay?
Can you get on that bridge?
How long was this here?
What the fuck?
What the?
After the round you can?
So your other person who defeated me very well
Are we hitting the balls?
He's kind of like holding it.
That sounded like a ball, though.
of
the
death
of the
I
Folded like a pretzel, dude
I have that are you not giving up okay
Are you even like kicking after jumping?
Doesn't seem like it.
Can I get you something to drink?
May have some ale, my lord?
You really grabbed my ass.
Fuck you, just call me a bitch.
I interest you in...
Squandil!
This is our core.
What a grab one, man!
Here we get the candle.
Now that I can get this.
Uh, appears to be a rack of some sort.
You good dog?
Taking a rest after a long day's work.
Alright man, come on.
Come on put hiding in there. It's unbecoming of a night of which you'll never be
I think we have
If we can put this on, it'll heal me up.
Probably.
What a fckin dope.
Just too happy for a small head.
Come on, man.
Just stay-
Ah!
I didn't say we were done.
I'm over here in the light.
Oof, did that hurt?
Come on.
Time to take a seat.
I'mma get ya!
I'mma get ya!
I'mma get like around his torso, weekend.
It sounds so much more violent than it actually is.
Why am I snarping?
This guy took us out.
I mean granted it was by PQ.
The game thinks he's on our level.
I think that's fair.
That is a fair summary of events.
Oh
Yeah, it sounds like it this like almost does no damn it
Aha! Ow!
Fuckin' hurt.
Ball kick.
Wow. We kicked him with a considerable amount of force, considering I did not even hold W here.
Oh, I think we got his balls.
that's like that has to be the only reason he screamed that way
hey peasants
times up
Oh, now you want some because I have a weapon, dude!
Instantly surrenders.
Where did that hourglass go?
Man, I don't care.
We're in that hourglass, dude.
Man, I don't care.
Any last words, Pezzas?
Before I give you the cleanest cut of your life?
Oh my god.
Centimeters away.
I'm not gonna do that.
The accuracy was way off.
I kind of missed the organs.
Do you guys remember the organs that would flop around?
Those are cool.
I wish...
I wish when you chopped off someone's limb you could use it as like a reliable weapon
because this stands now.
It's like a floppy piece of furniture that just like has like no impact whatsoever.
Um, guys? I forgot my hammer.
Hehehehe!
Surely this is it.
I
Round two baby
I think I won't be the cause of your death, actually.
Grab him with both hands.
I wish I'd figured out how to do like the suplexes dude.
That shit would be cool.
There's a rank above Lord.
Really?
We got new music?
Did I just break your hand?
Are you unable to swing your weapon now?
It's over. Farewell.
This one's for the god of the abyss.
Okay grab a 10 though, grab a 10.
That is a breastplate?
There's a hobbock?
Oh well.
I'll just catch you in half.
That man's the only one.
I missed that.
Let's go!
Oh
The goal
I need you to die.
It's very important that I kill all of my competitors.
Okay?
Okay?
There we go.
two on one eh? I like these odds.
Oh
Oh
My weapon
Get in the car.
Let me know how to put this in the engine.
Ouch!
Did you lose your job points?
You sure did.
Fuck you all, Burbeck.
Yeah.
Alone.
Far removed from society.
That's a big graveyard.
Where does this road go, actually?
Hang on.
Wheeee.
Hey.
What up?
What up?
What up?
What up?
What up?
Hey.
Why?
Everyone I talked to died.
Why, dude?
Please don't make my character hit on the 16-year-old girl.
Chat spoke a little bit of a different story.
Please don't make my character hit on the 16 year old girl.
Chat spoke about loving with hair.
Chat!
Chat!
What the fuck, dude?
FBI open up!
lol
i'm subbing
hey
what's up dude
oooooh
oooooh
oh well
oh well
do you know what the officer says?
do you see him from there?
do you have like 20 thousand dollars?
almost all officers
taxi
Oh, pull me straight forward, make it in an ideal to hear me.
Hey officer Susie, you have the gun.
I think in drug'n' death you're gonna have the donut.
I think oh I'm fucked up!
Get out of me!
The Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto.
Shit!
My Zarya was poop wrong.
Dude, it overwatches the literal baby's game. Anyone can be good at it.
Especially if you play tank, because you don't have to do anything.
You have to be able to think one step ahead, which is basically what infants are trained to do.
Hey Moon, hey.
Fuck you.
No, no.
We've reached civilization again.
I can't believe I died to it.
Oh, that sucks, dick!
Cheater you up with some loot boxes didn't you?
No?
Why would I do that?
I'm saving it for the diamond loot box chat.
It doesn't make sense to open loot boxes if I need to reach a certain amount and if
I open it, you know?
Just doesn't...
I don't get it.
Why would I do that?
It's stupid.
I'm clearly the only person who gets the pickle rick thing chat.
That's fine.
You guys are a little slow.
I'll try to explain as best I can.
Basically, what happened was, Rick from Rick and Morty, he turned himself into a pickle.
Let's pick Rick.
He lost me.
I want to die.
Thanks man.
I will let you run my stream for a week, a full week, you can sit and discord and tell
me what to do, but you need to have me on Twitter with a video of you fucking yourself
with a vegetable of your choice from your kitchen.
I want the world to see you fucking yourself.
No lube with a cucumber or anything like that.
You so fucking precious when you smile.
Everyone posting on Livestream fail.
Skana, Plypah, SQC, Smashing, his ass!
Inverted video in the SkySaturn slow!
Yeah, that guy was super fat.
They'll never know we're here.
I'm cuckold prick wubba love em my wife doesn't love me
Please bro, please.
To your car bro, please bro, please.
Please bro, please to your car bro, to your car bro.
Please.
I'll tell you something, bro.
Chicken!
Chicken, bro!
Bro!
Chicken, bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Please!
Bro!
Chicken, bro!
It's not him, man, too.
You're not supposed to kill everyone.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I'm Twitch Chat.
I'm Twitch Chat.
I'm Twitch Chat.
I'm Twitch Chat.
Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm TwitchChamp. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Whenever the game tells me to do stealth missions, I love doing it.
Oh, please fuck my ass game developer. Tell me exactly what to do when you do it.
Oh, yes, master, please!
Oh, my lord!
Oh, be my dummy daddy game developer. Tell me what to do!
You remember this one? I don't.
I'm gonna play the grey Star Wars game, Star Wars Outlaws.
Never.com.
What the fuck do you want?
What the fuck do you want?
What the fuck?
Let's see if we can get multiple one strike.
Not quite.
Oh, chop his leg off.
And his!
You're hanging on by a thread there, buddy.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Yippee! Now epic walk away moment.
swag.
Gen Yerevics for 7.
Was your voice really at that high pitch in 2016 or was it the mods fault?
Different offices, different mic settings, every time I get a new computer I fiddle with
Nice settings.
Second fevering?
Ooh.
I'm going to computers if I have sense then.
One, two.
One, two, I've probably had like seven computers in ten years.
Just fucking die, man.
You're cringing me out right now.
I'm gonna make you a Nuggy.
Here I go!
They're very funny, they're very funny.
I think we got him.
Oh yeah.
What, it knocked that helmet off? What?
Here I come.
Finishing move.
Jumping strike.
That's fine.
That's...
Oh man.
Oof.
Oof.
Oof.
Oof.
Leave me alone!
Stop it!
I have a concussion.
It's not worth risking losing our, uh, what's it called, stack, abyss stack.
I'll get you.
Fuckin' monkey when I'm a follower.
Okay, that's a big fucking weapon, my man.
and then
purple's you for life
mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm
Oh, very well.
For the honor of your group.
You're alive.
Not for long.
Come on.
I'm power on the corner, fight back.
Where is my sword?
Come on.
I like this map because it's flat, which makes it very easy to land the executing
below. I think you're already dead but we're gonna make sure buddy okay.
Will it play Calamity to Aria? I mean maybe one day. Could I tell you if that's
in the immediate 10 years now
maybe like 11 years from now
come on man let me get my weapon
oh god oh my god walk into the pole my man
I got like a hair in my throat, dude.
Drinks a water?
Good idea.
Limply falls off of you.
Now he's still has a head, it looks like a blood pile.
When you have a polar and polaraxi race of every head, you're supposed to press X.
Okay, I'll try that.
Oh, because it swaps.
That's tricky.
come this is the winter of my discontent
Wait, hard picture incoming?
Oh, my god.
Oh, you're up.
Throw your blade.
Yeah, sure.
Oh my god.
Oh, you're up.
That's all your blade.
It's already over.
Kneel before me.
Very well.
I will bring you to your knees then
He's got his hand over his mouth, fear.
of
Wait, that's a mace.
Unfortunately we cannot goof off with this guy, because he may just kill us.
Got your armpit!
Why are you still alive?
Give me that.
You don't deserve to wear that.
Or that.
Or that.
The dude is so fucked up.
I think I'm dead I think I'm dead
Now where we want to be.
Not where we want to be.
What?
Am I trapped?
No!
What's happening?
Did I make double click?
You guys see this little box popping up?
That's like measuring the distance from me from stuff.
I can't.
Man, what a shame.
That was a good picture.
Good to restart.
Autofocus?
Oh, maybe there's a way to turn it off then.
I hit the screenshot button and F too quickly at the same time and F when you're not in
screenshot mode is the slowdown.
What's top left?
That's the connection photo of my server dude.
Good luck getting in.
But I'm pretty undefeated brother.
The mouse can hit the buttons.
Oh god.
Nothing to me
Let's go have dinner.
Yippee!
Yes!
I'm so heavy!
I can't even see!
Shut up!
I can grab the chairs.
Do you mind?
Uh oh.
I don't want that.
Welp.
It's colon time!
Sprints to weapon.
Oh my god, we got him.
We got him with the X move.
Oh!
Yeah!
Got him!
got him! slice. nah nah nah. you made your choice. just hit him in the head. he can't be that hard.
Oh my-
Thank you.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh
Oh
Sounds awesome
This guy's only pretending to be a job.
Leave him!
This is not my weapon.
This is my weapon.
The armor is so pristine.
Get that shit out of me for it.
of
the
death of
death
I think we moved it.
Hehehehehehe
Ah shit.
Of course it's my left arm.
Let's swing with the other one.
If I can even switch hands come on buddy you got this
I'm going to need that mace big boy.
I might be all over for us.
Oh my.
Oh nice.
I've revealed.
Oh, nice. I've revealed it.
Alright, I need a handicap.
You've unleashed me, demon.
I'm afraid it's all over now.
Fuck it stupid ass shield, you're pussy!
Yaそう Exactly
No
Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah
Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah
He's a family
So does Evil Man, the creatures of the Abyss.
Crunch.
Crunch.
Okay, you good?
You good, buddy?
Thank you.
Get him, get him, ass.
So here's we have healed some dead
Oh god
Hello
You ain't got a helmet buddy
Heather do you I call upon my evil blade
Oh
Geez oh fuck
Oh my god, perhaps we've made a mistake
of
Please just die. I want to see you again in the abyss. Be my friend! Alright.
we got a very damaged leg dude pick it what are you
We got it.
Slump.
You haven't helped all your friends fight in first life, eh?
A sword fight? How can I refuse? Well, parried.
Shut up, it dies.
You're hard, but let's do it!
What?
Hehehehe!
How does it do this?
Captain Chlamydia, the first ever.
Nice.
Now that is a name.
Slump.
Oh, he got my bad leg!
Ay, ay, ay!
Oh, God.
Oh, he got my head leg!
Ay, ay, ay!
Oh, God.
Wait, you believe that, huh?
No mercy, evil man.
That fucking hell looks so stupid.
Evil man
So stupid
Good one, good one.
How are you holding this right now?
What is this?
These guys swing a lot faster than everyone else, by the way.
This guy's with the best of the best.
Sloth.
Don't fall.
Use his body.
of
the
I'm pretty old man that is we have a giga compassion right now
I drop
Retribution.
Be the man who killed me.
What play?
Well, Be the man suffering quite a bit of head trauma, currently, quite a bit.
I wish we had the black breastplate.
Monkey falling over gift shut up and died thank you okay
I wonder if that stays there.
Because if it does, I have an idea.
Hehe.
Oh!
Oh-ho!
Nice one, dude.
Stupid fucking wall!
Nice one dude.
Stupid fucking wall.
Damn.
Yeah, it's just too hard isn't it buddy?
What the fuck?
Yo, he's beating our ass.
One minute.
I'm sped up.
The phone.
Oh.
He beat our ass so hard we lost twice.
Three minutes.
oh so you almost killed me and that's okay oh when I have you on the back row
Oh, please henceforth. Oh, York
There we go. Oh, it's bald
All right, let's see here
All right, you know I think I want to use this one
He's alive.
NOOOO!
NOOOO!
Come.
I've adjusted my tactic.
What are you fucking aiming at?
I'm gonna beat ya.
Curse Blade.
So they hire back up
Boom
This guy's copying my fit, dude.
Unacceptable.
Take that shit off.
Take that shit off, dude.
First blade.
Hmm.
Varsal, thanks for seven. When do I get to the other half of the sword?
This guy thinks he's a comedian, but he has merely a ragamuffin.
Yeah, that was fucking awesome.
That's a warfight.
How can I refuse?
How can I refuse?
Like this?
There ain't no way
Yes, get stuck in the ground, please.
It's over.
You have. You punch him, bruh.
Oh, the dagger! Oh, God.
Can you hold this properly, please? Thank you.
What's your plan buddy?
I've read to kill that guy.
Lord of the Abyss will be this, please.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, buddy.
Come on.
Over here.
Ain't y'all got a mace?
Any maces?
Hold on, let's see how good this axe is at, like, going for armor.
I haven't actually messed with the axe.
Not very good.
Which is a shame.
Because axe start cool.
Just the right one?
Nooo...
That's okay.
Do the benches pile?
Cool.
Or are you writing it like a fucking broomstick?
Hold it properly, man!
Yeah, okay.
Whoa.
Oh, we're dazed.
Oh, we're dazed.
Still dazed.
I
Catch
Yeah
We slipped that sword right into his fucking visor dude.
I
Keep doing this right now, Thothal!
New hammer time?
Hmm, this hammer okay.
Okay.
I
First blade
I like when they're not wearing any clothes.
Their flesh gets cut like butter.
I heard my weapon go.
Damn it.
Bomb bomb bomb.
BOOM!
I
Starts down
Wait, we actually almost
I got that thing.
The phone.
It's dead.
The phone.
One down.
Ouch.
That one looks like it hurt.
Oh
What's up is that love to see that
Motherfucker wearing full plate we still find a way in bro
No, no.
Hey, just stay away until my character holds the weapon, as I told him to.
Go over.
Alright, that's over for real.
I'm gonna get you.
You fucking fool.
I'm gonna get you.
It's only gonna get worse.
It's only gonna get worse
You got in the way
And now, you will stay.
Close!
Your helmet protects you, even now.
Alright, alright.
Come on buddy. Come on you silly man. All right, good luck.
grow
I hope we got another weapon, big.
Okay, that's a good one.
Oh, fuck, I swung a mace.
I'm gonna get my gun from that buddy.
We're going to what was that?
It's mine, but cool!
Ow!
Dead.
I
Fuck
I don't know what to do with this.
That was a bench.
Do not pick the bench up.
Oh, yes.
Don't, don't knock yourself out on the wall, brother.
Don't mind yourself out on the wall, brother.
We're about to finish that one.
Out of shape, man.
Jesus, go down!
Is it there?
Armor is dead too, Matt.
Oh, he got back up.
two
three
three
three
three
three
three
Who's this? Spear.
I didn't want the spear.
Where is it?
Did that shit away from me bro?
There's like a silver hammer that we came in with.
I think it might be better for us.
No, it's a mace.
He's the greatest that has ever been, dude.
He's the greatest that ever has existed.
I'm sorry.
Fucking drop that shit, bitch.
I'm sorry.
There.
That weapon disappeared.
come on man dude where did my other hammer go?
That might be it. No.
Bro.
Please, his weapon.
All of my hammers have clipped into the fucking ground.
It hurts!
The death blow comes.
Any last words?
of
the
Oh
Swag
That was round four or five
Oh, no.
It is GIGO over here.
Oh, no.
It is GIGO over here.
Oh, no.
It is GIGO over here.
Oh, no.
it is it is GIGO birdie
ahhhhhhhhh
he's beat my ass! wait he's actually LBS
evil man
stop
stop presenting evil man, that is not hard
Take a picture now?
No, no, no.
We want...
We want to represent reality, okay?
Not an abnormality.
Raining on me on me on me on me.
Evil man looking awfully submissive and breathable there.
Shut your fucking bitch mouth.
Why am I attacking on that side?
Okay, just drop the weapon.
Okay.
I'm picking up.
We're gonna just leave it up, don't matter.
Okay, how do you hold on to the bunny?
Have you decided?
Wait, I'm in the balls?
damn, he ain't gettin' back up on my fellas
Another headshot
Damn we fucking slammed that guy, I guess the pole too, that was sick.
Is that the New York trashcans vs Philadelphia 67ers game tomorrow?
Yeah dude, whatever the fuck you just said yes.
SE and Mark Vermeer, they're-
You get crash warnings before you get a crash on this game?
What does that even look like?
Why are you popping everything buddy? We're gonna battle to commence!
Very well.
Very well.
I won't.
Okay.
I'm not sick of this, my friend.
So
fight huh suppose I can honor you
I'm gonna get that rope buddy I'm gonna get that rope I'm gonna get that rope
Come on!
Yeah!
Yes!
Come on!
Yeah!
you cannot resist almost had me there buddy
Oh my god dude it.
OOOOOOOH!
OOOOOH! FUCK!
Have sword, bro.
Where's my big hammer?
Diddy blood still over there choking on his own throat collapse?
Give it a rest.
Where'd my hammer go?
It no longer exists.
Well, suppose it's hammering time.
Blind?
Doesn't matter.
Save everything we need.
The will to survive.
And the lust for blood.
Yikes!
You're done.
You're close to done.
Oh, nice kick.
What the fuck? Oh god.
AHHHH!
Oh my god. Get out of there, dude.
What tripped you, man?
I
Yes
Sidearm
Hehehehe
Alright
Goodbye
Fuckin' hands are crash, man.
Dude, what is so complicated about the physics of the fucking head that makes it do that,
dude?
I've never had a crash like that.
Like, normally, when it crashes on a headshot, like, they're in motion, right?
I've never had, like, an execution headshot crash, I think.
sidearm are you gonna make sex list not fair not fair not fair
I
I
Believe all you guys got back up
of
This guy got back good.
Oh god.
I think I don't like that.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
Dude Senate Duke what did I hit man? I thought for sure that was a fucking head
All right, we're going for the vertical
Oh my god.
Oh, okay.
What are you holding?
I
Did I hit him again?
You can't hold that room wait, he's holding up
Surely that's a man, surely you've had enough.
You die coward stuff, on your back.
Fuck you
Okay, I got mugged you
What does fucking see
That guy got gold arm. Oh
We got a big weapon too way
My weapon now, bitch.
OH MY!
Sleep now, buddy.
What else do you have?
You have. He's done this.
There's like a sight. Oh, he's over the plunge!
Yeah
Yeah
Are you getting on?
That's a light.
Is he crippled buddy?
I've come for the warrior.
No.
It can't be.
It cannot be, dude.
It's not him! It cannot be!
After all this time.
Don't make me do it, bro.
I can't take it, shut off.
I don't think.
I don't think.
I don't think.
Shut up. I don't think.
Really?
An evil blade.
What the fuck?
Who the fuck had said that?
Who the fuck?
You're not a god. You're not me or her. Fuck this.
Who the fuck had said that?
We'll need to know that I missed, okay?
and Kyrus on log. So there's another rank, I feel it? Oh wait, nooo. I got a piece of
uhh
It's so heavy
baby?
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
what the fu-
I
Oh, got him out.
I mean, we look kind of cool.
Do the spinning Beyblade move?
Ummm.
I'll fall over and die.
What's the low reason for killing these peasants?
We're putting down riots, dear.
Take him over here.
Take him over here.
I'll get ya.
Gross thing moves so fast.
I want to see some real quick menu
There ain't no way.
Get off of me, bro.
I mean, as far as weapons go, there are worse first ones.
I'm taking the goat though.
Rain. Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain.
Just saw the end? Yeah.
Dead.
They move so much faster than I thought.
Ow!
What's the actual name of this thing they gave it a name?
Or it's always had a name.
In the labra? Oh my! Holy shit! We so big he bit me! Fuck off! Alright we'd love to go there.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
He's beat my ass!
He's beat my ass!
Dude, he's stomping me!
Dude, spell like a gorilla, man.
You're flailing his limbs around.
I don't think we're getting back up.
Come on man, come on, grab him.
Okay, don't grab his mouth though.
That's where his teeth are.
Help me!
Help me!
Please!
Woohoo! Don't bite me!
Oh yeah, you ain't gettin' up. You ain't gettin' up. No one gets up from that.
Slumped.
Okay.
Guys?
That is not how you spell that.
What does our character look like?
It seems to be the same every time.
default John Bolsonaro should we call him John Bolson are you guys think that guy named
Just kid Jeffrey Epstein like he asked me to tell him to do.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
What's that?
What's that one?
Uh, one emo where it's like the people and it looks like super like glad.
Is it just glad?
Good.
It's like the, it's like smiling.
Yeah.
Yeah, he did.
Oh my.
Looks like it hurt, huh?
Feels glad man in my PFB.
Oh fuck, I can't see it.
Yeah, that one, uh...
There's like a... what's the name of like the tiny...
Oh god, the variant.
The fact that this guy has an axe is fucked up.
Yeah, that one, like...
Yeah, people. This is me.
It's a place to leave the fuck alone.
He- he- he KIDD UP, MAN!
Look at him!
He does not follow the same rules, at least!
I just...
Watch.
Wait.
John Bolsonaro is okay. Why is he not okay?
Maybe he's like full, and he's like tired, man.
Take that. Take that.
Fuck you, dude.
Double it. That's a dub.
I'm being attacked. Just pick it up, you fucking idiot.
Fuck you!
I shouldn't be doing this, but I'm gonna.
I miss using these tiny weapons.
We're the one we knocked out of his hand go.
Yippee!
Yep.
What did I say?
What did I say?
Boxing is on- he disarmed me!
He disarmed me!
Oh, this one sucks. It's okay.
Hello?
Let go, let go of him, let go of him, let go of him, let go of him.
He's fucking grabbing me, man.
Help!
Mom!
Prep's here.
Idiot.
Okay, that is work.
I need you to grab that.
Thank you.
Is that my blood on him?
Probably.
That's awesome.
Sure is how many in his blood.
What you got?
It's a flail.
We like flails.
just hit him bro
shlump
you like that?
why don't you take a little nibble on the way down you fucking piece of shit
if you fucking get past there
run
So, hey, where's the big man?
Maybe I haven't killed enough guys.
Oh, fuck! Jesus!
Leave me alone!
OOOOOOOH!
Yeah, I don't think so buddy.
Okay, maybe.
Dude, my hit actually holds it like this.
That's crazy.
Why does it do that?
I don't know what I think about it.
I was doing it with Flails every time I used them.
You like that, big man?
You like that big man?
Okay, holy fuck man!
I will have it.
Look it.
Fuck it, stab your ass in the head, babe.
Oh god, babe.
Estab little bitch.
I never thought I'd be saying it.
I never thought of saying it with a J.
Good idea.
Okay.
Just put it on.
I'm closing out.
You're looking at your ass in the mirror to see your tattoo.
Man.
I mean, I have.
Honestly, I forgot I had an asset to until you said something.
And now I remember.
Dude, the fact that, like, so the regular zombies, he's gonna bite me.
Oh, so sorry, dude.
See ya.
I forgot what I was saying.
Oh.
You're not dead.
I don't want whatever the fuck that is, thank you, let's go time, oh there he is.
I'm dead, goodbye there.
I needed that.
Got it.
Sound like armor.
You're lying.
You fucking hate, oh man, I'm not using too much.
I've evolved beyond wildly flailing my arms in this game.
Who we got?
Who's that?
My character's scared or something.
You got a breath, buddy?
Hi.
Here's your bow staff.
This is like a mechanic.
Oh, we forgot our inhaler.
True, actually.
Oh.
We got a lot of long fellas.
Okay, we got a little reliable.
Fuck it, I got it.
Get back here.
My heck, you fucking bastard!
Forget it.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Why why was that happening that has to be a bug
We'll play some abyss mode tomorrow. I'm actually looking forward to especially if they got a little bosses
But we'll see if not then we'll play something else afterwards. I
Am gonna go pee in my toilet and then get some food
My throat hurts a little bit.
Nice one, Nolan.
Yeah, that's not my name.
However, thanks for watching.
See you guys tomorrow.