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Evil Man Punishes Mortals

02-02-2026 · 7h 01m

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[00:00:00] Dude.
[00:00:07] Dude.
[00:00:14] The chairman has arrived.
[00:00:26] I'm sure he's going to be in point point bang things for some.
[00:00:35] Hello payy nuts.
[00:00:36] Hold on.
[00:00:37] I want to check my elbow.
[00:01:08] Okay.
[00:01:38] I've come to send you to the abyss.
[00:02:07] All right, everyone close your eyes.
[00:02:37] Well, these are particularly good.
[00:03:01] I'm talking to Cole 09, and Big Bumpa D in 5AM TV, which boy Clarion.
[00:03:06] I've seen him on some Dragon Dragon, Crooked Octaves, I'm sure, and hello, Magic Machine
[00:03:09] for some of my check-out, thanks for some of it.
[00:03:11] I'm Bob today, thanks.
[00:03:13] Thank you, Tyrionus and Manny Pocka Love, thanks for some, babe.
[00:03:19] Little Meal, let me eat, thanks for some of it.
[00:03:22] Uh-uh.
[00:03:24] Oh, yeah.
[00:03:31] Oh, yeah.
[00:03:37] A punch so good we had to get it from multiple angles.
[00:03:46] And more correctly, every angle.
[00:03:50] We've seen that we've seen these ones
[00:04:10] Happy birthday, Tito!
[00:04:40] Well, um, we're trying to get to our current character, I think this is him.
[00:05:01] Thompson and John souls are waking up thirsty and horror buns and Chris and walking talking
[00:05:05] River and Molly see you guys I'd go up as Maximus. Thanks for prime sub in Malibu giga hydra. I think we're so big
[00:05:13] swag
[00:05:21] Oh, we got this guy's head in the apple look
[00:05:25] We'll kick this guy in the ass and then we've made the trap
[00:05:35] I think he died. I think this evil man died. Yeah, this is the one in his face been not
[00:05:43] He couldn't stand back up
[00:05:49] I think this is current evil man. Well, no, it wouldn't be it wouldn't be we kicked him in the balls
[00:05:58] Oh
[00:06:00] I would drag this guy by his hair over the table.
[00:06:07] Oh please evil man don't, don't do it.
[00:06:16] I have two of these for 7.
[00:06:30] Cut the guys off by the way.
[00:06:33] Oh we're on these for 50 million subs.
[00:06:39] This one's kind of hard actually.
[00:06:44] Grabbing this guy by his mouth?
[00:06:49] In this game, if you grab someone's neck, you actually choke someone.
[00:06:55] No, please evil man, I've got a family!
[00:07:02] I've got a peasant family of seven!
[00:07:04] Please don't do it!
[00:07:05] Uh, I don't think we did that actually, I think we missed.
[00:07:09] Now we pickaxe those balls and then it's bright.
[00:07:16] Evil man.
[00:07:19] We pickaxe this guy a new butthole.
[00:07:25] I think this is the one we can jump.
[00:07:33] Who do you think won?
[00:07:35] It was evil man.
[00:07:40] That show in really evil hag.
[00:07:43] Termiton the Obramacacal, can you do anything?
[00:07:45] Oh, brother, you're a machine.
[00:07:55] Oh, our first cursed blade.
[00:08:03] Or a farming before the fight.
[00:08:05] Epstein diddy blood has no idea what's coming.
[00:08:13] Grrrrrr.
[00:08:15] Evil man.
[00:08:21] This is him giving up.
[00:08:23] This is us cutting his head off.
[00:08:26] With the half sword technique?
[00:08:28] You might know.
[00:08:30] Damn!
[00:08:33] I think this evil man was definitely the most evil.
[00:08:49] We drank these guys over to this falling, uh, I had crushed us too, I forgot.
[00:08:58] Oh man.
[00:09:01] Oof!
[00:09:06] Like a dog picture.
[00:09:28] Let's Scrumpo in the fucking yard, dude.
[00:09:37] Please, Evil Man, please!
[00:09:44] No.
[00:09:46] Damn.
[00:09:48] damn we cut this guy now he's giving up easy he's been disarmed now disnicked
[00:10:06] Look how big that sword is.
[00:10:13] We still have it.
[00:10:16] Is there a first riot?
[00:10:17] We'll put it down in style, of course.
[00:10:30] tongue tongue and dragon tongue if you sell it.
[00:10:40] I think this is the one where I said he looks like an EverQuest character.
[00:10:52] We took our helmet off to swag for a little bit.
[00:10:59] Hey, what weapon are we using there?
[00:11:16] A stick?
[00:11:21] This is us trying to stab this guy.
[00:11:23] We're in best.
[00:11:25] And then we hit him!
[00:11:27] He's not even looking, dude.
[00:11:31] He's the unfocused gaze of a true sociopath.
[00:11:37] Slice his throat open.
[00:11:38] Oh, we cut his head off, actually.
[00:11:41] It looks like an S.F.M., actually.
[00:11:47] Cut him in half.
[00:11:53] Oh this is the cursed spear dude. This is just hanging out in the slums.
[00:12:03] The Scrumpo back again in the yard begging for mercy. It seems he received it
[00:12:11] this day. Poor evil man's aim was slightly untrue it would seem.
[00:12:18] easy for man please they paid me so much I'll tell you who did it
[00:12:26] no look at that fucking pommel dude
[00:12:36] half sorting bleeding no one makes him bleed his own blood
[00:12:44] Is this slicing our own throat to execute our blood magic technique?
[00:12:52] Oh, wait, we guys head off?
[00:12:59] Oh, we're hugging up.
[00:13:09] There there, buddy.
[00:13:12] Don't give up, Skeleton.
[00:13:14] his throat. Let's jump in on this guy. We stabbed this dude in the face. Look at- he's
[00:13:24] looking right into the camera dude.
[00:13:28] Ask me, realize this.
[00:13:42] Throat slice.
[00:13:45] Throat slice.
[00:13:49] Throat slice.
[00:13:50] These aren't throat slice arcs, I'm playing them because I don't...
[00:13:53] This is us uh jump kicking this guy actually.
[00:13:59] He dodged.
[00:14:01] Throat slice.
[00:14:04] Throat hip.
[00:14:07] We hit this guy so hard he actually roundhouse kicked us afterward.
[00:14:12] We took his feet off of the ground.
[00:14:20] is Judge Dredd. But Evil Man does not tolerate the British. Oh my god, dude. He hasn't slept
[00:14:42] in years. They had a third friend I'm pretty sure because I'm seeing an arm on the ground.
[00:14:53] Unfortunately Evil Man does not take prisoners so we had to hit him with the jump slice.
[00:15:06] this friend realizes he's next.
[00:15:13] Oh, we're doing a little chicanery?
[00:15:16] It's not evil man has fun.
[00:15:19] Some people do like crosswords.
[00:15:25] Is this jumping on them after we've trapped them beneath 100 pounds of lumber?
[00:15:30] Oh, well at least there's 50 subs again.
[00:15:34] Sounds like some flex to you for something.
[00:15:36] You try to banana bait Shrek in a small accident in 17 element.
[00:15:40] It's where I was lightin' above a sea of fog,
[00:15:42] next to him stung tongue and dragon tongue.
[00:15:44] Two tongues in a row, thanks for something.
[00:15:46] You'll get on in a day and a quarter second,
[00:15:48] day more, thanks for something.
[00:15:52] Ahhhh.
[00:15:53] Good times.
[00:15:55] So many good times.
[00:15:57] Another naked bald guy begging for help.
[00:16:05] No help comes for thee.
[00:16:07] This is hugging this guy, I'm pretty sure.
[00:16:11] Aw, come here, buddy.
[00:16:15] There's one picture in here that's so good, but we're not there yet.
[00:16:23] Rag Elfin called me Manolo and Vestu mixed for something.
[00:16:38] Pure hatred.
[00:16:42] We folded this guy.
[00:16:43] With a hammer.
[00:16:45] Now I'm just giving her some giving one sip, and then we jump off.
[00:16:53] Errrm...
[00:16:55] Wait, why did we take this picture?
[00:17:01] Boom, fuck you.
[00:17:03] How the fuck do you think Shrifted Five Subs Donkey?
[00:17:05] Do you think Shrifted Five Subs Donkey?
[00:17:08] Is, uh, one of our many brawls in the alleyway, dude?
[00:17:12] You know we had to do it to him, buddy.
[00:17:15] There aren't those things for some?
[00:17:18] I'm sorry, he's hydrate.
[00:17:19] Goomey ho, thanks for some of it.
[00:17:21] Had to stomp him on the concrete, dude.
[00:17:27] Oh, this is just kicking over the fucking trap.
[00:17:34] Evil man.
[00:17:36] He's just beating the fuck out of this guy.
[00:17:39] Walking into the sunset.
[00:17:42] We're actually holding this guy, I think.
[00:17:46] Wait, is that our hand on his shoulder?
[00:17:48] Maybe.
[00:17:49] What does that have to do with him?
[00:17:54] Damn.
[00:17:55] There's our Persian murderer.
[00:17:59] It's a tiny little mace with a war-caft.
[00:18:02] Here's our pile of corpses.
[00:18:06] Admiring the day.
[00:18:09] down to down then we fell like the
[00:18:20] scrumpo begging for help will help you
[00:18:24] scrumpo are you lost come on give me
[00:18:28] evil uncle evil man hug sparks please even bad please oh this is us using that trap
[00:18:46] to hit that guy I am a god damn you look hella cool this is drawing the curse blade to finish
[00:18:54] our foes off. Slice. We're throwing this guy. Wait, it's time. This is my favorite one.
[00:19:10] I still read three parts. Four parts.
[00:19:19] Dude, we hit this guy hard, his hair disappeared.
[00:19:29] He's at the same pants.
[00:19:34] Oh my god.
[00:19:40] Dude, what a...
[00:19:43] The actual perfect overhead slice.
[00:19:46] Damn, there's his brain.
[00:19:52] Brain.
[00:19:55] Oh my.
[00:19:59] Oh my god!
[00:20:01] This is also one of my favorites.
[00:20:06] Which shaped this guy's head in half with a half sword.
[00:20:12] His friend on the ground begging for help.
[00:20:14] Evil man continuing?
[00:20:18] After that effortless slice onto the next victim, dude?
[00:20:24] What do you see for a man?
[00:20:26] No.
[00:20:27] Hehehehe.
[00:20:29] Now we chop this guy's head off too.
[00:20:31] Or in half.
[00:20:35] Hehehehe.
[00:20:37] Hehehehehe.
[00:20:42] Now on current day, they're not legalized poggers and butters and fart sniffer man's
[00:20:52] Is it Callie and Taylors or something?
[00:20:54] I don't know.
[00:20:56] Who just saw that?
[00:20:57] Why am I moving forward?
[00:20:58] AHHHHHHH!
[00:21:12] Little zesty evil man, but...
[00:21:14] Doesn't matter though.
[00:21:16] come
[00:21:38] why you hit me?
[00:21:40] no one makes evil man bleed his own blood
[00:21:43] I use standstill techniques.
[00:21:48] They don't use that.
[00:21:49] It wasn't mine.
[00:22:12] Good ride.
[00:22:13] I'll make it.
[00:22:20] Yippee!
[00:22:25] Got two biggie bag neils.
[00:22:41] A free six-piece spicy Nuggy and three cow tails for dessert.
[00:22:48] Where were you ordering from?
[00:22:49] What the fuck?
[00:22:51] DG Blind and Ronas and Gherkin, Calliante,
[00:22:53] and Fort Sniffer Man, six to get for seven.
[00:22:56] Wendy.
[00:23:01] Oh, we're night now.
[00:23:08] Come.
[00:23:11] I'm you, but stronger
[00:23:23] You got lucky bitch. I think you can hit
[00:23:31] Oh
[00:23:41] Retribution 2.
[00:24:00] Excellent choice in weapon, my sir.
[00:24:02] And also, clothing.
[00:24:04] And also, sidearm.
[00:24:06] And also, cloak.
[00:24:08] Interesting.
[00:24:10] Interesting. And also parents.
[00:24:23] Come here buddy.
[00:24:24] Come on.
[00:24:26] I can't get both the helmet in his face enough himself.
[00:24:54] It was good man the whole time!
[00:25:11] What are you flopping for buddy?
[00:25:16] No one wears my face but me.
[00:25:24] Oh, you're alive!
[00:25:36] There any more.
[00:25:38] Oh, we did make that guy bald earlier by cutting his head off.
[00:25:43] Who do you know?
[00:25:50] all champion mountain calyx for subbing
[00:26:05] the
[00:26:10] of the
[00:26:16] of
[00:26:18] of
[00:26:38] Some champion you were.
[00:27:08] Come on, Mia!
[00:27:15] Right about here!
[00:27:28] Ha ha ha!
[00:27:32] Yes!
[00:27:34] The boy!
[00:27:44] Oh, you thought I was trying to hit you with this.
[00:27:48] Beautiful.
[00:27:52] Stand up.
[00:28:04] Get up man. I'm proud of you. Grab him. Get down that fool. Get up. But not into the
[00:28:30] thing. Come here. Come here. We got a big wobbly sword for you. There ain't no way that's
[00:28:47] Just a muffle in your voice like that.
[00:28:56] And a bottomy time!
[00:28:59] Stop.
[00:29:02] Stop protecting your brain.
[00:29:17] There we go.
[00:29:24] Beep beep beep beep beep beep.
[00:29:33] My hell helmets you don't do my helmet man
[00:29:47] Motherfucking evil man. He's so evil
[00:30:03] I saw the new Indiconda movie the other night.
[00:30:12] Jack Black, what an actor.
[00:30:17] Baron and Tamriel's into what an actor.
[00:30:27] I watched your sex tape.
[00:30:29] Sex team's not calling it, they're calling it here.
[00:30:45] We're gonna be here for a little bit.
[00:30:52] Let's use the sword.
[00:30:59] It's so fucking floppy, man.
[00:31:26] Was it one fluid motion? So it is.
[00:31:45] Promising?
[00:31:50] Get off of my sword.
[00:31:56] I'll make it up.
[00:32:22] Very good.
[00:32:24] Now wait
[00:32:31] Wait right there
[00:32:41] Did we get through a better house order
[00:32:48] There's these barrels are gonna be the end of me man
[00:32:54] I feel like four buttons all at once just now.
[00:33:10] You're not gonna touch that, are you?
[00:33:38] the real ass war
[00:33:56] I want to grab his throat, you know.
[00:34:18] Overheads much easier to throw.
[00:34:47] You want to stand still for me?
[00:35:02] Give me the curse blade.
[00:35:17] use this slow mo? I think it's an elf.
[00:35:46] Wait, it helps.
[00:35:53] Now we're gonna do some editing magic, you know.
[00:36:08] Now we gotta do some editing magic, hang on.
[00:36:38] Oh my god.
[00:36:43] Actually scalping?
[00:36:47] Oh my god!
[00:37:08] I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
[00:37:15] I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
[00:37:22] I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
[00:37:29] Cheesy nimblets and little inclem dog and people in the ladies yard and morning wood and belly
[00:37:33] Nelly and Farron.
[00:37:34] I don't know.
[00:37:36] Team man in alliance, I think for some reason.
[00:37:43] Chest kick.
[00:37:49] Back up, demon.
[00:37:50] As I struggle to find my feet.
[00:37:56] That's not good, man. He's got a different face.
[00:38:04] You're not making it!
[00:38:06] Rauchan.
[00:38:19] What's gonna get in there?
[00:38:25] Foul kick.
[00:38:27] Foul kick.
[00:38:29] Foul kick.
[00:38:31] Why me mercy?
[00:38:34] We're choking him, that's awesome.
[00:38:56] He's looking up because he's coming, I forgot, next one's he's done here, dude.
[00:39:08] Choking you out!
[00:39:09] I'm choking you out!
[00:39:14] There we go.
[00:39:20] your knees good man look at this grip dude
[00:39:40] see if we can get his eyeballs looking at us
[00:39:50] I
[00:40:20] I
[00:40:50] Whoa, look what I do now.
[00:40:57] Yeah!
[00:41:06] I think this people hands on cotton.
[00:41:36] I'm trying to get him above my head.
[00:41:45] I gave up.
[00:42:01] K.O.
[00:42:06] Oh, you're standing.
[00:42:20] Ball kick.
[00:42:21] Ball kick.
[00:42:22] Oh.
[00:42:23] Ball kick.
[00:42:24] There we go.
[00:42:25] Oh
[00:42:48] Dude stop stop spamming dude stop
[00:42:55] I want to see if I can headbutt him.
[00:43:11] You can't.
[00:43:12] sexy open up it says if you read this you're gay
[00:43:16] thanks for subbing and actually you're gay
[00:43:27] evil man
[00:43:42] I don't like the phone.
[00:43:57] What? That was just so lame.
[00:44:00] AHA!
[00:44:12] Barrel attack!
[00:44:22] How's that?
[00:44:37] My weapon that I successfully threat someone for the first time ever
[00:44:43] Dead
[00:44:48] And killed him
[00:44:52] Yippee!
[00:44:55] Uh!
[00:44:56] Damn, Basilix was only...
[00:45:00] Yippee!
[00:45:08] Huh!
[00:45:09] It's in the box.
[00:45:10] I'm seeing some goblets.
[00:45:18] Let's get all the boys together for a group photo, shall we?
[00:45:22] Ah, that's the phone!
[00:45:29] That's the phone!
[00:45:34] Just being my merry band!
[00:45:46] That way!
[00:45:49] That was that heart!
[00:45:52] Hey!
[00:46:21] another face on! Interesting.
[00:46:42] Oh, he ain't gonna be standing for much longer, fellas.
[00:46:51] Tell me I didn't lose my sword.
[00:46:56] I mean, we can just make another one.
[00:47:00] Hold on, man. I'm looking for my sword.
[00:47:09] Hold on. What's in here?
[00:47:21] Ha ha ha, you're never gonna catch me!
[00:47:36] Where is my soul?
[00:47:37] Well, there's nothing that's down.
[00:47:46] Anyone got a convenient murder weapon?
[00:48:03] Good job.
[00:48:12] They're all- oh god!
[00:48:19] But you're hanging on by a thread here, dude.
[00:48:36] Grass on the right of the road.
[00:48:42] Which right, dude?
[00:48:43] Stage right?
[00:48:44] Other right?
[00:48:51] I give up.
[00:49:00] Are you dead?
[00:49:07] Are you dead?
[00:49:15] Go cam mode underground?
[00:49:16] Wait, that's a good idea.
[00:49:18] Uh, it probably fell straight down though.
[00:49:33] Here we go.
[00:49:58] Rusto Playto.
[00:50:01] Great exclaim!
[00:50:11] This sword's kinda cool.
[00:50:16] I want something bigger, though.
[00:50:31] Hmm.
[00:50:41] Gold!
[00:50:43] Is that heavy? Oh, yeah.
[00:50:46] Might be cool to have a cleaver.
[00:51:07] Some of these are just inherently- Oh!
[00:51:09] Oh!
[00:51:10] Wait, did I get new ones?
[00:51:12] I don't remember those.
[00:51:14] Remember those.
[00:51:22] That's cool.
[00:51:40] red, the color of the blood.
[00:51:54] Kinda want the weight toward the middle of the blade, I think here.
[00:51:58] Honestly, even there.
[00:52:01] I have priced $1,962.
[00:52:05] Do you not? Yeah I do because I want it to be less wobbly so we don't want it to be bottom
[00:52:13] heavy. There it is.
[00:52:23] a blade of hell it's kind of small
[00:52:39] That's sort of wimpy as hell?
[00:52:53] Are you kidding me?
[00:52:54] That's sort of awesome!
[00:53:08] average. Yeah, like your penis. I mean, we're gonna make it longer again. We're gonna say
[00:53:26] I think this is the longest one look how thin this one is
[00:53:56] Noodle?
[00:53:57] It's pretty good to have sort of though.
[00:54:24] We have to adjust the timing for heavier weapons.
[00:54:35] We're getting some pretty consistent slices here.
[00:55:24] Five thousand seven hundred grams
[00:55:54] I get a swing on him.
[00:56:19] This might be so heavy we don't even need a block log to follow that.
[00:56:44] This sort of is much more evil looking.
[00:57:00] I can't even craft this, it's too expensive.
[00:57:02] It's five thousand three gold.
[00:57:05] I'm not poor.
[00:57:13] Let's craft the, uh, like, where would you want the game from us?
[00:57:41] on the hill. Bro, I can barely craft this. It's because of the gold. Blades should not
[00:58:01] heavy at all? Yeah, but when it's heavier it cuts like really well.
[00:58:19] We gotta make some money. Some shmoney.
[00:58:24] Let us return to our original cursed blade.
[00:58:31] You think you're too much like a D&D nerd?
[00:58:39] I don't think D&D nerds care about the weight of a blade, but not me.
[00:58:45] I've never considered the balance of my sword when playing.
[00:58:51] I got the original evil blade in my hand
[00:59:01] Super fucking evil owls
[00:59:08] Mommy!
[00:59:09] Mommy, please!
[00:59:14] Oof!
[00:59:15] Oof!
[00:59:21] This thing is heavy as hell too, by the way.
[00:59:31] Oh!
[00:59:32] We'll never meet this guy!
[00:59:36] Was that good, man?
[00:59:40] It might be good, man.
[00:59:42] Can't fight it anymore.
[00:59:45] Ah, my money.
[00:59:50] I'm sleeping
[01:00:20] Hey, let me up.
[01:00:23] It's the only race that you do.
[01:00:28] Why is it doing that?
[01:00:37] Stop!
[01:00:38] It's not working.
[01:00:40] I gotta finish these guys off.
[01:00:46] It's not over yet.
[01:01:12] Where you go excuse me is there a person over here that's where I heard one
[01:01:42] The cursed blade.
[01:02:06] Waits up.
[01:02:07] Hey!
[01:02:08] The weapons way better than mine.
[01:02:11] Haha, but you're no match for gravity fool!
[01:02:21] This arms you? Let's fight like men, shall we?
[01:02:25] Right offside, um...
[01:02:27] Well, half-sorted. Unfortunately, for you, I invented that technique.
[01:02:44] Half-sorted!
[01:02:57] one small surprise all
[01:03:27] so heavy man
[01:03:48] I'm gonna hit him with it again
[01:03:50] I'm gonna hit him with a Yorgie Slogan
[01:03:57] Give me low.
[01:04:19] That actually gets a lot of momentum.
[01:04:27] Oh, you're sealed now!
[01:04:49] Come on buddy.
[01:04:56] That place is a beat.
[01:05:05] Namely in the light.
[01:05:06] Where I can reclaim your soul for the abyss.
[01:05:10] Come on buddy.
[01:05:11] Right here.
[01:05:12] This is where God can see you.
[01:05:19] I don't want to hold your hand.
[01:05:21] Put your hand down.
[01:05:37] Bro!
[01:05:49] As he reaches to draw his cursed blade, a man upon the ground with the many dents in his helmet.
[01:05:58] Please, Everman, let me go ahead and... please!
[01:06:06] Fuck you!
[01:06:13] I can't grab his head because he's got his fucking head up.
[01:06:17] There we go.
[01:06:24] There we go.
[01:06:31] There we go.
[01:06:38] There we go.
[01:06:45] I don't even know how to aim a well-balanced sword.
[01:06:54] I actually do.
[01:06:56] I'm so used to swinging these, like...
[01:07:02] all champion we really shouldn't be going in here without them by the way
[01:07:23] come on man just get around the pillar come on man just walk around it's time
[01:07:49] I'm like yonky splonky
[01:08:14] I know that shit hurt bitch
[01:08:19] I think he's dead.
[01:08:33] That looks like very dark blood.
[01:08:43] Wait for it.
[01:08:57] As the shadow and the blade remain in the frame.
[01:09:05] Oh, that's just worth so much.
[01:09:11] Chose the lore of the evil blade.
[01:09:14] And this blade like... man.
[01:09:17] Where do we even begin?
[01:09:19] You know what's safe?
[01:09:28] Oh geez.
[01:09:29] Dodge!
[01:09:30] Ow!
[01:09:31] Owie!
[01:09:32] Don't let your...
[01:09:33] Don't pull over!
[01:09:34] Evil man!
[01:09:36] Aaaaaah!
[01:09:38] Oh.
[01:09:39] Oh
[01:09:53] If our feet if we if we fell over we lost
[01:10:09] I'm not quite sure what happened
[01:10:13] However, something I must do
[01:10:39] It's LEMONOMY TIME!
[01:10:46] Yippee!
[01:10:47] Everyone loves a good LEMONOMY!
[01:10:54] Oh my god, you see his eyes?
[01:11:10] I didn't realize.
[01:11:11] Here I come, big man.
[01:11:12] Here I come.
[01:11:13] I won't get you.
[01:11:14] Here I come, big man.
[01:11:19] Here I come.
[01:11:21] I won't get ya.
[01:11:25] Oh, oh.
[01:11:29] Don't worry, it's not gonna be heavy.
[01:11:31] It's actually very precise.
[01:11:33] Some could say finesse, even.
[01:11:43] Come on.
[01:11:44] Oh, there we go.
[01:11:49] We're gonna have to use some of that energy here, guys.
[01:11:58] There we go.
[01:12:08] Oh my god, no, where'd he stab me?
[01:12:31] My death stack, Brad!
[01:12:42] I wanted to get it to 100.
[01:12:45] Now I gotta start all over. Let go!
[01:12:55] Thank you. Hold it properly, please.
[01:13:01] Oh fuck I have armor dude.
[01:13:31] Don't fucking bite me!
[01:13:33] DON'T FUCKING BITE ME!
[01:14:05] It looks like it's somewhat unwieldy.
[01:14:28] Let go!
[01:14:38] This ain't working.
[01:14:45] Oh, reliable.
[01:14:55] He's like flopping around!
[01:14:58] I know that was enough.
[01:15:08] Oh my god.
[01:15:26] I can't go out like this, bud.
[01:15:36] Look at all that shit, man.
[01:15:46] Hey, like, yeah.
[01:15:56] Thank you. I don't know what I'm holding.
[01:16:26] You should be moving so we can despawn some of the bad things.
[01:16:55] So we're going to take this thing.
[01:17:25] Yeah, what's that sword?
[01:17:44] Maybe we go curse blade.
[01:17:47] This thing is not making progress.
[01:18:17] Take the lunch, man!
[01:18:39] Double hit!
[01:18:47] You got off of me, bitch.
[01:18:54] Die.
[01:18:59] Die.
[01:19:04] Die.
[01:19:09] Die.
[01:19:14] We're so nearer the area with all the stuff.
[01:19:24] I don't even want that one on the set.
[01:19:35] I can't dig in this one.
[01:19:58] Go.
[01:20:05] This thing is not piercing their skin, man.
[01:20:15] There we go.
[01:20:16] There we go.
[01:20:17] There we go.
[01:20:18] There we go.
[01:20:49] Come on.
[01:21:03] Have sword.
[01:21:13] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:21:19] So I leaned over there and finished them off.
[01:21:43] I'm so job.
[01:21:47] E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
[01:21:53] Alright.
[01:21:55] We got all reliable.
[01:22:01] Oh fuck!
[01:22:13] You know we had to swag out on that one.
[01:22:30] Rest in peace.
[01:22:43] I
[01:23:13] I was gonna hide, but I'm gonna go back.
[01:23:31] Hey, come here, gobs. Oh my god.
[01:23:43] Fuckin' misty with you there.
[01:23:53] How are you so sad?
[01:24:03] How are you so sad that you... look how dead this shit is.
[01:24:15] We need... a big sword.
[01:24:19] Wait, I have that.
[01:24:27] I call upon thee, the same blade that sent them all here.
[01:24:57] No, he's sliding!
[01:24:59] Stop.
[01:25:00] Ha ha ha ha!
[01:25:01] Hey!
[01:25:02] No, there.
[01:25:06] There's a slug.
[01:25:07] Ha ha ha! He's still doing it!
[01:25:09] Dude, stop.
[01:25:16] Is it a dagger?
[01:25:17] That is the first time I've seen a dagger.
[01:25:27] You're not fucking by me, dude.
[01:25:34] Get it on the left side, thank you.
[01:25:43] Get the weapon out of the floor.
[01:25:48] Get the weapon out of the floor.
[01:25:51] Thank you.
[01:25:53] Oh, I'm almost fucking mad.
[01:26:18] No! No!
[01:26:53] Mmm, that could be good.
[01:27:03] That's not gonna be good.
[01:27:14] It's not like in this though, I'm gonna be honest.
[01:28:03] Oh
[01:28:33] So, where do you think the slug went?
[01:28:44] Oh fuck!
[01:28:47] Oh my Jesus.
[01:28:49] We're gonna hear that like weird girly noise as them like in a bite.
[01:28:54] They're currently biting it.
[01:28:59] Oh, the hell's that?
[01:29:29] of
[01:30:21] You wanna get back up, buddy?
[01:30:34] Let's face it.
[01:30:35] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
[01:30:47] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.
[01:30:55] Another dagger?
[01:31:00] I think I'm gonna get a dagger, not a dagger!
[01:31:11] of
[01:31:33] Oh
[01:32:03] Oh, fuck!
[01:32:05] I
[01:32:33] Fuck
[01:32:35] I
[01:33:05] I
[01:33:35] fucking die man
[01:34:05] I
[01:34:35] Oh, fuck off, man.
[01:35:00] Finally, Sub.
[01:35:30] It's just so big
[01:36:00] Let's turn with all reliable, buddy.
[01:36:24] be haunted by my demons
[01:36:53] We're flopping, dude.
[01:37:49] Oh no.
[01:37:55] Come on.
[01:38:02] It's a little armor.
[01:38:14] Oh, that. We beat the life-bottom. We need a hammer.
[01:38:42] This will be...
[01:39:00] the big game.
[01:39:12] much better
[01:40:05] Holden Kappa!
[01:40:18] Oh my god!
[01:40:24] Dude, what?
[01:40:26] Dude, what?
[01:40:29] No way, that's so rare!
[01:40:33] fucking die
[01:40:57] Wait, I saw a human flesh for a moment.
[01:41:07] Are we killing real people right now, dude?
[01:41:11] Did we ever truly die?
[01:41:13] It's a big spear blade.
[01:41:21] Right up.
[01:41:42] Too evil to die, dude.
[01:41:49] I think we're left with that spear.
[01:42:03] I don't know if that's the correct place for this Oprah.
[01:42:18] Oh, here's the dagger
[01:42:43] Can I not forge a dagger
[01:42:48] Oh, we got some, uh, some dudes, look.
[01:42:55] I remember when this weapon was like twice as long in like one of the demos.
[01:43:06] This chair said, Haha, yeah.
[01:43:12] Dude, you don't remember.
[01:43:14] I'm gonna throw him where it thinks we're subbing.
[01:43:28] I'm a scratchy bitch.
[01:43:44] This is the man who sent us to hell by the way.
[01:43:54] I can't, it's too heavy.
[01:44:04] I can't. It's too heavy.
[01:44:24] Oh fuck.
[01:44:34] No.
[01:44:36] No.
[01:44:38] No.
[01:44:40] No.
[01:44:42] No.
[01:44:48] I'm gonna fucking die!
[01:44:50] Keep them head!
[01:44:52] No!
[01:44:54] No way.
[01:44:58] Very well.
[01:45:04] Good
[01:45:14] Now it's your turn, buddy.
[01:45:36] How many of you slayed?
[01:45:49] Won't you ever take photos in the abyss?
[01:45:51] I did.
[01:45:52] I'll show you.
[01:46:06] Is a stabbing a ghoul through the neck as another one charges us?
[01:46:12] That's it!
[01:46:24] Evil man!
[01:46:26] You shouldn't be on the ground!
[01:46:36] get me stab them behind us that was sick
[01:46:57] I'm gonna off on my stabbing angle.
[01:47:27] We really haven't done it.
[01:47:34] I'm an ass.
[01:48:04] Let me get that shit.
[01:48:13] Plus five for the Abyss.
[01:48:15] Why am I not at the Grammys?
[01:48:20] Get off of my spear.
[01:48:38] Oh, you did. Thank you.
[01:48:51] Why does this have so much physical, like, doors? Why did I lift them up like that?
[01:49:06] Some editing magic here.
[01:49:08] Me. Me.
[01:49:22] I call upon thee.
[01:49:38] We swapped to half sword stance for after we swung and got caught on his neck.
[01:50:04] I
[01:50:34] Hey, no blocking. Block his sheet!
[01:50:44] Why am I screaming so black? Yes, do that!
[01:50:54] No?
[01:51:24] I
[01:51:54] I was on that first blood, I heard it.
[01:52:05] I heard it.
[01:52:06] Oh, it came off.
[01:52:31] Come on, I'm being you.
[01:52:38] No!
[01:52:40] I'm so afraid they're talking about bite me dude.
[01:53:10] This thing is four-shover too heavy.
[01:53:23] cool though
[01:53:53] You don't need to play until you see one of the top.
[01:54:08] Like this?
[01:54:23] God, I can't believe, I can't believe!
[01:54:55] Sådär.
[01:55:09] Pretty much.
[01:55:21] Where'd you get that sight of her, my bitch?
[01:55:25] Come on!
[01:55:27] Come on!
[01:55:41] Move!
[01:55:55] Oh, I can't! I'm sick of it!
[01:56:03] Ha ha ha ha!
[01:56:19] Frank's space is ahead.
[01:56:25] What's the correct timing for a side swing?
[01:56:32] Happy birthday, Landlin.
[01:56:54] Glad to do a good day for you.
[01:57:01] That's awesome!
[01:57:06] Dude, get down, man!
[01:57:12] Oh, you're alive.
[01:57:14] You like this, buddy?
[01:57:17] Aw, dude.
[01:57:19] I'm gonna saw it off! I'm gonna saw it off!
[01:57:31] You can see how his hands move like that, I basically have to like let go at the perfect
[01:57:48] time.
[01:57:49] What I'm doing is I'm dragging it to the top and then I'm letting go really quick and
[01:57:57] then dragging down.
[01:57:58] I don't know if that actually helps.
[01:58:00] I feel like dragging one direction and let go of the mouse, he kind of flings it a little
[01:58:07] bit.
[01:58:08] Like that.
[01:58:09] So I was hoping to get more momentum out of that, I mean like right there, that was
[01:58:21] a quick one.
[01:58:22] That was a slow one.
[01:58:23] That was a fast one.
[01:58:24] That's a bad sloth.
[01:58:31] That's another bug.
[01:58:34] Don't be no hard but lucky either.
[01:58:41] How are you alive?
[01:58:50] got your foot!
[01:59:12] He might be dead.
[01:59:21] It's lobotomy time!
[01:59:34] I think he's just pretending.
[01:59:42] I heard a gunner going. He was still alive.
[02:00:12] They like them pretend.
[02:00:42] I don't like when they put that.
[02:01:42] I
[02:02:05] Watch the neck there buddy
[02:02:42] That's not
[02:02:48] That dagger
[02:03:12] They are getting away!
[02:03:15] Oh no no!
[02:03:23] Get a runny start here.
[02:03:35] Back home!
[02:04:12] the
[02:04:40] Didn't die.
[02:05:05] Slumped.
[02:05:06] I do not like this weapon.
[02:05:14] The legendary, whole arm.
[02:05:16] Can we make our Sorghia?
[02:05:29] How many mercenaries can you hire?
[02:05:32] I mean, I assume too, but maybe more.
[02:05:40] Yes.
[02:05:41] Yes.
[02:05:46] It was Harness.
[02:06:02] I'm gonna switch to ulti.
[02:06:32] There you just try and wooden shovel someone to death.
[02:06:46] I mean it's probably not impossible.
[02:06:55] Is it in here?
[02:07:04] Aha!
[02:07:10] Let's rock.
[02:07:15] Seller retribution.
[02:07:55] I
[02:08:21] Was that sorry that's very dangerous
[02:08:25] You couldn't finish me. That's why they call me evil man.
[02:08:42] of
[02:08:49] death
[02:08:54] of
[02:08:59] death
[02:09:07] We got our helmet, Ellie.
[02:09:14] We're good.
[02:09:17] Yeah, we're good, trying to spawn.
[02:09:43] Good lighting.
[02:09:47] He's going to flop right into eating my throw and I'll be there.
[02:10:13] How's that, look at those black armor of hell, mayhabs?
[02:10:39] Yeah.
[02:10:46] Yeah.
[02:10:48] Grab his legs off.
[02:10:53] Yeah.
[02:10:56] Um.
[02:10:58] This is a shoulder pass.
[02:11:19] And I heard to tell what we've just put on oh
[02:11:36] We did just turn something off
[02:11:49] I think it is black, wait, you need a black armor in the abyss?
[02:12:19] Yeah, we could, in theory, just run through hell and loot.
[02:12:45] Missing shoulder pads?
[02:12:51] If it made me take off my shoulder pads, it might have a shoulder pad component.
[02:12:57] If not, they're pretty easy to buy at this point.
[02:13:05] What the hell is that?
[02:13:11] Well, well, well, our vanity and nearly our downfall.
[02:14:03] What the hell, dude?
[02:14:13] I don't actually care for that.
[02:14:30] I don't actually care for that, goodbye!
[02:14:37] Hmm, wait, where do I go?
[02:15:01] That's a chestplate.
[02:15:02] Now that's a hogbrook and it is the same color as my hogbrook.
[02:15:05] Cowork was always slayly black
[02:15:27] He's got a lore fact about evil man
[02:15:35] Yeah, man.
[02:15:40] What isn't there to say?
[02:15:44] You know?
[02:15:51] Does he tip?
[02:15:53] No.
[02:15:54] In life, he used to call ice on people he thought maybe were illegal.
[02:16:18] I see everyone typing holy baste in chat, nice, nice dude.
[02:16:23] yourself when they show up at your door so you can point to that later. Excellent accumulation
[02:16:28] of evidence. Good work.
[02:16:38] I can't be legal. Look, I set this online. Oh, okay.
[02:16:42] We'll be back, though. We'll be back.
[02:16:53] I think we're out of luck on the armor, maybe not.
[02:17:05] We might be going in a circle.
[02:17:25] There's photo proof I was born here.
[02:17:27] There there was.
[02:17:29] I can already see Evil Man reaching for his Blackberry dude.
[02:17:49] There's video proof you were conceived here.
[02:17:54] Family guy jump cut to that guy's parents having sex with an American flag in the background.
[02:18:00] DGGGGG
[02:18:07] Seinfeld baseline begins to play.
[02:18:10] Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum
[02:18:20] Now Ace!
[02:18:22] I still have my shovel and my leg is purple, so I have a concussion.
[02:18:34] Help!
[02:18:35] I got a shoveling for the boys.
[02:19:05] Help!
[02:19:07] Oh, crap.
[02:19:09] Excellent dodge, evil man.
[02:19:11] Alright, do it again.
[02:19:13] He's going wide.
[02:19:15] Dang it.
[02:19:17] Oh!
[02:19:19] Oh, yeah!
[02:19:29] Reappears.
[02:19:31] I'm so fucking wounded, aren't I?
[02:19:36] Uh-oh.
[02:19:39] Ohhhh, evil man!
[02:19:47] The old double lot, say.
[02:19:55] Oh, I wanted to look at the new armor again.
[02:20:02] First, take this fucking thing off, where's that?
[02:20:09] I'm not- what have we even put on?
[02:20:18] Oh, wait.
[02:20:34] Why not?
[02:20:35] Why not?
[02:20:36] not
[02:20:50] they are black
[02:21:06] You think these spawners black in here?
[02:21:16] Those look black fellas.
[02:21:21] Holy moly.
[02:21:32] Being moderately evil, my man.
[02:21:47] Hey, green arming bevel.
[02:21:52] Now, those look like normal shoes, but maybe they're dark.
[02:22:07] I don't know.
[02:22:09] The big one's gonna be the black breastplate.
[02:22:18] You are already dark?
[02:22:20] No, I'm- I'm white.
[02:22:22] I think I'll have many's on the scene.
[02:22:31] Oh no no. No pepper on the max out of please.
[02:22:47] Green bean casserole for lunch.
[02:22:51] Oh, that's Mary Ann.
[02:22:56] What a cook.
[02:23:02] Ha ha, now do a black joke?
[02:23:06] I can't, I'm not black.
[02:23:10] You do one.
[02:23:11] But I'm gonna need to see your ID too, okay?
[02:23:13] All right, buddy.
[02:23:22] Subragan muffin, how's yanking your Pizzle today?
[02:23:36] Oh, quite refreshing, thank you, brass.
[02:23:42] favorite for it. Let's look specifically for breastplates here. I saw episode 3 of that
[02:23:57] night of the Seven Kingdoms or whatever, the Game of Thrones. It's pretty good. The most
[02:24:05] for someone that's the only one I've seen
[02:24:19] focus on the game
[02:24:20] to not just looking for a
[02:24:22] darker tinted piece of armor right now
[02:24:26] is other than the focus though
[02:24:33] Focus, M.
[02:24:46] Oh!
[02:24:49] I think we already have...
[02:24:51] Vambraces are the first one we've found, I think.
[02:24:56] Yeah.
[02:24:59] That's the one we found in, uh...
[02:25:03] Tecorino.
[02:25:33] They look dark, but they're not.
[02:25:50] I'm finna give up.
[02:25:51] Let's do like, let's do like two more rolls, dude.
[02:25:56] What did you guys do yesterday, fellas?
[02:26:03] I can't say my mom.
[02:26:08] She's dead.
[02:26:09] I can't say me as well.
[02:26:12] I don't consent.
[02:26:15] Jarkdit Terraria?
[02:26:17] Nice.
[02:26:18] I did some Vorkath.
[02:26:23] I can do the little Wooks walk thing I've worked at, am I cool?
[02:26:40] No?
[02:26:42] Oh, okay.
[02:26:45] Yeah, I got the sixth armor seed, dude.
[02:26:51] for you to stream? I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry, dude.
[02:27:07] This is the equivalent to when you would go to JC depending with your mom as a child.
[02:27:11] She looked at the same clothing section for one to two hours.
[02:27:16] Loot some puzzles. Cute.
[02:27:18] I don't have that life experience my family went to Coles or Walmart although my mom my mom would do
[02:27:31] some shopping man let me tell you women do be shopping man they do be they do be do they do
[02:27:38] be women be like clothing I'll suppose I'll partake mayhaps I will peruse and
[02:27:52] then men be like fuck play me off guards
[02:28:08] Am I right fellas?
[02:28:31] We definitely do this more than twice.
[02:28:33] Haha, I hate my bitch wife!
[02:28:40] Haha!
[02:28:43] Play a song, I'll wear a bug.
[02:29:03] Well, the crimes of trespassing thievery possession of forbidden foodstuffs, you must perish!
[02:29:19] Yeah, we should be using this danger sense potion.
[02:29:37] Alright $7000 to game gym people.
[02:29:38] Alright, listen Chan, I'm playing off stream, go fuck yourselves.
[02:29:42] See you later.
[02:30:12] What?
[02:30:13] Ugh.
[02:30:21] FUCK YOU!
[02:30:42] Big baby in my room in the dark
[02:30:44] 31 and I'm scared of everything else
[02:30:47] 31 and I'm gonna go outside and cover my eyes
[02:30:51] I'm super terrified of everything I see
[02:30:54] me cuz I'm a bitch and I can't Google how to get chicks at the club or go to the gym
[02:31:01] yeah one last thing killed your wife with a gun
[02:31:09] In her sleep I shot her dead. I killed her with a gun
[02:31:26] Do you remember when fucking the thing that pissed me off is my man black
[02:31:31] give some quality analysis right and fucking gods the Chinese dick suck on
[02:31:41] the fucking pan was like oh my god dude shadows been quite fine this whole
[02:31:48] turning is only getting better my fucking fucking Al govna life's like I
[02:31:55] don't know I'm not really impressed with the look like yeah whatever dude what
[02:31:58] What about all those games, what about all those games, mate?
[02:32:01] Get fuckin' poofed on, bitch!
[02:32:03] Be fake news, very nice buzzword.
[02:32:07] Sounds horrible.
[02:32:10] And true.
[02:32:20] He has an notebook mentioned that she met someone and can feel we are getting close,
[02:32:22] punching all names of her spark matches, see what you can find.
[02:32:26] Okay, here comes this jump scare.
[02:32:28] I KNEW IT! FUCK YOU MAN!
[02:32:32] God!
[02:32:34] Sure.
[02:32:41] Okay, honey. Let's see what you've got.
[02:32:44] There's a bum watching!
[02:32:47] Uh, let me show you.
[02:32:58] Wait, I'm gonna vomit it.
[02:33:05] Or not.
[02:33:09] I knew that.
[02:33:18] Come on, man!
[02:33:19] Come on, man!
[02:33:23] Aw, hell yeah!
[02:33:28] You might be wondering why am I not addressing this monster?
[02:33:38] Because I'm not scared.
[02:33:42] Mike, where are your sentin' me's myself?
[02:33:43] OH SHIT!
[02:33:44] Alright.
[02:33:45] Alright.
[02:33:46] We'll try again tomorrow, dude.
[02:33:52] I'm done.
[02:33:53] I'm done.
[02:33:55] Boys, yep, I've got to save her. Leave me alone or I'm gonna call for help.
[02:34:01] You're so cute when you're in. Wait a second. You there, stop away from that
[02:34:06] young lady. Can't you see you've not donated enough to her Twitch Patreon?
[02:34:10] Like man, this feels really good when they were testing it or like maybe fucking
[02:34:16] Miyazaki sat down with his fucking family and his 14-year-old son was playing
[02:34:21] play that like in Japan they're fucking they're having they just had dinner he's
[02:34:25] like alright son time to play some Dark Souls time to get down to the mini
[02:34:28] green he's like man dad I'm really glad that you decided to have two buttons do
[02:34:33] the same fucking thing oh my god god damn it
[02:34:37] It's not even anything, or a saddle.
[02:35:07] you
[02:35:37] you
[02:36:07] you
[02:36:37] you
[02:37:07] you
[02:37:37] you
[02:38:07] Sorry, I had to get some Joe.
[02:38:35] Who's Joe?
[02:38:36] it's not who it's a thing it's like a thing that people drink I call it Joe
[02:38:52] the night's tournament
[02:39:06] Damn.
[02:39:08] Squish.
[02:39:10] Oh, you guys are gonna bet on my victory?
[02:39:16] Oh.
[02:39:18] Oh.
[02:39:20] Oh.
[02:39:22] Oh.
[02:39:24] Oh.
[02:39:26] Oh.
[02:39:28] Oh.
[02:39:30] Oh, you guys are gonna bet on my victory?
[02:40:00] Or how are you still swinging that shit?
[02:40:03] Shlubbed.
[02:40:15] I think we killed him when we took a talent off.
[02:40:25] There we go.
[02:40:30] Jesus! See, he was still alive though.
[02:40:45] I like this.
[02:40:46] Microwave thinks we're subbed and says that's gaaaf, man.
[02:41:03] True.
[02:41:04] Moink and Japan Bar Bill and Slap and Tickle.
[02:41:07] Nice name.
[02:41:08] Fire spawner is up.
[02:41:22] Oh, man.
[02:41:28] Shalom.
[02:41:32] Shalom.
[02:41:38] Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one.
[02:41:50] They take damage when they take their helmet off.
[02:41:57] I mean, surely you're dead, right? He's dead.
[02:42:06] He's dead.
[02:42:09] We'll just have to...
[02:42:10] Wait, hit?
[02:42:13] Hit Black Leg over.
[02:42:14] Ah, shit.
[02:42:24] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
[02:42:32] She longed.
[02:42:34] She longed.
[02:42:36] Surely the hook in the throat's enough to kill him, right?
[02:43:06] you though. It'll be over soon buddy, but it's over. Alright, what did I say? First
[02:43:25] Sweet August, thanks for 100 months.
[02:43:35] Now?
[02:43:55] What did you say, Pip?
[02:44:23] black leg armor? I need the shins.
[02:44:39] Getting tired there, evil man?
[02:44:41] Geez.
[02:44:45] Come here. Come on, buddy.
[02:44:47] There will be no mercy for you. Perhaps a game crash for me though.
[02:45:05] Play your life.
[02:45:07] Honestly, is it really evil to kill them and send them to the abyss?
[02:45:20] All evil men want is some friends.
[02:45:22] They want them to come hang out at home.
[02:45:25] Into abyss.
[02:45:26] I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
[02:45:36] Wait, do they have black almonds?
[02:45:37] We gotta save them.
[02:45:38] Yes
[02:46:08] Oh
[02:46:24] Evil man don't see you cry, man
[02:46:38] I'm sorry.
[02:46:48] Damn yes!
[02:46:52] What?
[02:46:58] Fuck off!
[02:47:05] Head away!
[02:47:08] I've done things you couldn't possibly have managed to do, you bitch.
[02:47:16] I used to feast on rats.
[02:47:18] I'm gonna gossip like that.
[02:47:25] Isn't that evil?
[02:47:29] Eating rats.
[02:47:31] Alright, what do you got?
[02:47:36] No. No.
[02:47:41] Yep. Wait. Let's just the arms. We already have those.
[02:47:48] I summon the cursed blade.
[02:48:06] Don't cry dude, there's unbecoming of a night.
[02:48:35] That was pretty gentle. Smooth even.
[02:48:44] Look at my weapon.
[02:48:50] Found it.
[02:48:53] This one's kind of cool though.
[02:48:59] Black gloves?
[02:49:03] Okay, take them off.
[02:49:07] Why aren't you doing it?
[02:49:11] I like the
[02:49:15] underhanded dagger.
[02:49:19] I like the underhanded dagger.
[02:49:23] I like it.
[02:49:27] I'm gonna get the dagger.
[02:49:35] Oh my hand!
[02:49:48] Nice.
[02:49:50] Let's rock.
[02:49:57] Can you will obsess this in this game?
[02:50:02] No.
[02:50:06] Nay.
[02:50:11] Wait.
[02:50:16] Oh
[02:50:20] He's hit the black tabber
[02:50:24] Give me that shit, bitch Robb to you
[02:50:31] Oh stop stop
[02:50:39] Oh
[02:50:46] Ah
[02:50:56] Yeah, but I'm back. Oh
[02:51:16] Hold.
[02:51:22] Okay, we still have the black bullets.
[02:51:28] Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
[02:51:33] Night turning.
[02:51:40] I miss my black jabbered opportunity, dude.
[02:51:46] You try to altering your current helmet.
[02:52:05] I was waiting until...
[02:52:06] I have.
[02:52:07] Oh, I forgot why I was waiting.
[02:52:10] There was a reason.
[02:52:12] Oh, I forgot why I was waiting. There was a reason.
[02:52:18] You dead.
[02:52:22] What's for dinner?
[02:52:25] Oh no, I have a need.
[02:52:27] Can you tell me, brother? Brother man?
[02:52:34] Oh...
[02:52:42] He's had two dinners already.
[02:52:51] Not true.
[02:52:52] The address of Evilman is cut or uncut.
[02:52:59] it's part of uh
[02:53:25] We had it too late.
[02:53:34] Bring him, bring him.
[02:53:47] Die.
[02:53:55] You know, I think we were able to like even like soft knock people out I think I was able to take off his
[02:54:09] a lot
[02:54:25] See it?
[02:54:32] Fuck.
[02:54:35] Flops it out.
[02:54:40] There we go.
[02:54:45] There we go.
[02:54:50] I think.
[02:54:53] There we go.
[02:54:57] Oh shit, I'm sorry.
[02:54:59] This really is...
[02:55:02] This has like a sharp hill.
[02:55:05] It's double-sided.
[02:55:07] Yeah?
[02:55:14] Come on.
[02:55:19] I'm gonna get up.
[02:55:23] evil man's enemies are many, however
[02:55:45] alright, you want it in the ass?
[02:55:48] I can do that!
[02:55:50] yeah!
[02:55:53] They're so hard to kill, man.
[02:56:23] Don't cry dude, it makes him more enjoyable.
[02:56:48] Wait now!
[02:57:05] Wait.
[02:57:11] Wait.
[02:57:14] I wish I could move more precisely, but I can't.
[02:57:18] Good one.
[02:57:33] Where's the double-sided one?
[02:57:34] Found it.
[02:57:48] Get all tangled up there, buddy.
[02:57:53] We're trying to stay.
[02:57:58] The aim on this guy is unreal.
[02:58:02] Ah! Ah! Ah!
[02:58:18] You idiot.
[02:58:25] You're gonna punch me?
[02:58:33] Yeah, protect me, protect me.
[02:58:36] Oh, God.
[02:58:38] Nice recovery.
[02:58:40] Alright, what do we got here?
[02:58:44] All righty.
[02:58:51] Oh, this one has a gold, so you'll see that.
[02:59:00] They're a pommel, because what if I get stuck in the sheep?
[02:59:10] Okay, it's trimmed armor, which one?
[02:59:23] We got red shoes, although I think that's because they're bloody.
[02:59:31] I think I need something with a spike.
[02:59:39] Where did you go?
[02:59:46] That's a blade, we came in here with one with a spike.
[03:00:04] Right here?
[03:00:07] No.
[03:00:08] What a flip did it go?
[03:00:13] This one, maybe?
[03:00:18] Now, let's just hang in there.
[03:00:33] I found it, it. I found it. Get off of me.
[03:00:43] All right, buddy.
[03:00:50] Oh, this trip, look at that.
[03:00:57] Got red straps.
[03:01:00] That's evil.
[03:01:05] I'll take that.
[03:01:12] I think it's heavier left.
[03:01:18] How do you take the armor off of him?
[03:01:21] You gotta grab him and then hold down the button you grabbed him with.
[03:01:25] And it's location base.
[03:01:33] Please, just grab him.
[03:01:43] Where's my lucky new one there, buddy?
[03:01:54] Right here.
[03:01:55] There we go.
[03:01:56] There we go.
[03:02:04] Alright, give him a shave. Okay?
[03:02:21] Come on.
[03:02:23] I want to show you what I did to your friend.
[03:02:30] That's
[03:02:49] new armor?
[03:03:14] there ain't no way they didn't hit him in the face by the way
[03:03:16] Bro, it's like walking into a fucking blender.
[03:03:46] I see you playing dead, buddy.
[03:04:16] All right, anyone got black armor for Danny?
[03:04:34] You're dead, you are not dead.
[03:04:43] Do you guys see Dr. Disrespect own the libs with the fake high guard sponsor tweet?
[03:05:00] Die!
[03:05:03] I have mercy on me. I stand for these.
[03:05:07] Lib status? Oh.
[03:05:11] He's still got it.
[03:05:15] He's still got it.
[03:05:23] My wife and I are at the hospital and labor for our first
[03:05:27] girl. We'll name her whatever you want. Jeffrey Epstein.
[03:06:01] Bill Donald Epstein, dude.
[03:06:08] You got many pull arms, they're just like laying around, there's like 12 of them.
[03:06:20] Raygill thinks there's some kind of officer battle to it, and the Orc and Beans are doing
[03:06:26] it.
[03:06:29] step will really pop their hummels up on headshots oh yeah yeah yes I gotta I gotta
[03:06:39] make a do a
[03:06:41] Oh
[03:06:47] Like that
[03:06:59] This
[03:07:11] slumped
[03:07:24] you guys are going to get that other guy
[03:07:26] too dangerous
[03:07:28] you gotta swing like a motherfucking madman
[03:07:36] look at that
[03:07:42] I go
[03:07:58] Wait, she's just falling at the boat falling allies in the background
[03:08:11] Kicking! Not very honorable, Mr. Knight.
[03:08:27] Blobs over.
[03:08:32] A sword fight.
[03:08:39] Very well.
[03:08:43] I call upon evil forces.
[03:08:59] He's grabbing me!
[03:09:09] Come. It's over.
[03:09:17] Yoinkie, splonky.
[03:09:25] It's over.
[03:09:54] Steven
[03:10:24] Not allowed.
[03:10:42] Unlimited strike.
[03:10:45] This level was finally, by the way.
[03:10:47] Ended.
[03:10:50] They're cool.
[03:10:54] Oh god.
[03:11:01] I'm making a bleed.
[03:11:14] Get up.
[03:11:20] It's over.
[03:11:33] Put the swag pose afterwards, dude.
[03:11:41] And now, our new prize.
[03:11:57] Oh yeah.
[03:12:03] Oh, yeah. Now that's evil, baby. We gotta get rid of the plumes, I think.
[03:12:15] I wish I could change their color.
[03:12:33] Oh my god!
[03:12:49] Anything new champ?
[03:12:51] Why is this so expensive?
[03:13:17] Oh
[03:13:37] Holy shit
[03:13:47] Where's the one we picked up just now?
[03:14:00] There it is.
[03:14:03] Oh, I think we were adjusting the wrong one.
[03:14:10] He's the black guy.
[03:14:36] I don't know if we can wear Pultus, Chantor.
[03:14:49] Neh.
[03:14:51] Neh.
[03:14:53] Looks like we gotta put down some riots, fellas.
[03:15:06] Hey.
[03:15:19] Come over here if you dare.
[03:15:30] Dude, why does it do this? Oh, I know.
[03:15:33] Nope.
[03:15:36] Help anyone please
[03:15:43] Please
[03:16:06] You're in trouble when I stand up.
[03:16:13] Yeah, there it is.
[03:16:22] Poke ya.
[03:16:29] I got it!
[03:16:31] I got it!
[03:16:33] I got it!
[03:16:35] I got it!
[03:16:37] I got it!
[03:16:39] I got it!
[03:16:41] I got it!
[03:16:43] I got it!
[03:16:45] I got it!
[03:16:47] I got it!
[03:16:53] I'm great!
[03:16:55] You best keep your hands on bottom!
[03:16:57] there. Fortunately, in this universe, water isn't real.
[03:17:23] third guy. This guy can afford an helmet, that's nice. Shut up.
[03:17:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:18:03] Look at all my weapon desols in the water, no surface.
[03:18:07] Are they infection?
[03:18:09] It might be getting stuck slightly.
[03:18:11] I'm gonna turn it down.
[03:18:13] I'll fix that, actually.
[03:18:17] I
[03:18:38] Hard
[03:18:47] He's crushed many men beneath his boot.
[03:18:55] This guy keeps showing up dude.
[03:19:04] Don't know why.
[03:19:07] The unknown man.
[03:19:13] Nice, yeah.
[03:19:23] Come on, Adam, you can do better than that.
[03:19:40] Come on Adam, you can do better than that.
[03:19:58] I have a hard time stabbing.
[03:20:08] Get him!
[03:20:10] But these are when they're on the ground, I suppose.
[03:20:40] I want to make a...
[03:21:03] a gold sword. Let's see if you do something about this, fools. And actually I made you
[03:21:29] installers if you jump down there it would seem that plan works flawlessly
[03:21:59] No.
[03:22:02] No, I get it up, dude. Get up, you pusset.
[03:22:12] Is that a darker version of my helmet?
[03:22:20] Maybe not.
[03:22:29] Oh
[03:22:43] My ass
[03:22:51] Good luck buddy
[03:22:59] I can't look at your helmet, dude.
[03:23:09] I can't look at your helmet, dude.
[03:23:20] Come on man.
[03:23:28] I can look at your helmet dude.
[03:23:32] It looks dark.
[03:23:34] But it might just be the helmet.
[03:23:37] Stop. Where's this thing?
[03:23:50] Stop.
[03:24:00] I think it's the same teller as mine.
[03:24:06] Oh, you're dead. That's nice.
[03:24:13] Can you please use your fucking hand, man?
[03:24:17] It's not even the fucked up one.
[03:24:20] Hello?
[03:24:30] They're going for me.
[03:25:12] I'm gonna real sick of your shit buddy so I will kill your friend instead
[03:26:10] How many pictures in total are you taking in this game?
[03:26:37] a few. Quite a few.
[03:26:41] Swamp.
[03:26:51] Don't get up. Don't get up. Don't get up. Don't get up.
[03:26:57] come here! if you dare!
[03:27:04] hiya!
[03:27:07] yeah!
[03:27:11] dude, why is he letting go?
[03:27:18] Why does he let him go?
[03:27:31] We lined it up.
[03:27:34] Alright!
[03:27:36] All right, yeah
[03:27:47] I think that's all she wrote for him. Why you we knocked your helmet off, didn't we buddy?
[03:27:53] what's the top rank sex master i think i think that's a
[03:28:17] I get fresh but by based on that sound I just literally cut that guy's head and
[03:28:26] have
[03:28:27] Damn dude
[03:28:34] You thought it was pee pee poo poo master could be I don't know never seen it I know that
[03:28:40] sound anywhere
[03:28:41] Another head slice crash yeah it seems to happen like every like when we get like a
[03:28:46] a good head slice of that.
[03:28:51] Mew, meew, meew, meew.
[03:28:57] What's up?
[03:29:02] We're praying to the flag
[03:29:07] before we make them pray for their lives.
[03:29:10] Oh, say can you see?
[03:29:20] Find the god!
[03:29:23] I'm terribly lucky!
[03:29:28] A surprisingly weevil!
[03:29:34] And a dry light's left gleaming!
[03:29:39] right right and right
[03:29:47] way i know i know the lyrics i was just joking i know the lyrics
[03:29:54] are you alive your head is not connected to your body
[03:29:59] Oh, no.
[03:30:06] Thank you, Jesus.
[03:30:10] I like the Halifight or the...
[03:30:13] Uh-oh.
[03:30:16] Oh, no.
[03:30:23] Well, you'll fuck yourself.
[03:30:28] Well, you'll fuck yourself.
[03:30:34] Well, you'll fuck yourself.
[03:30:38] You just take off of my feet.
[03:30:43] Well, you'll fuck yourself.
[03:30:50] Please just stab him.
[03:30:57] Well, I mean that works.
[03:31:04] Good luck, team.
[03:31:08] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
[03:31:13] Name the first three presidents or it's El Salvador, compadre.
[03:31:18] George Washington!
[03:31:29] Albert Nixon.
[03:31:30] Oh shit. Jackie Chan.
[03:31:31] Oh shit.
[03:31:35] I call upon your power.
[03:31:48] I'm still hearing some screaming.
[03:32:08] And I think it's fucking breastplate from behind.
[03:32:15] Nice, very nice.
[03:32:24] We're going to put down the riots, dude.
[03:32:31] Very important.
[03:32:32] Because if I don't, who fweaking will?
[03:32:38] on order.
[03:32:40] Now, son!
[03:32:42] Oh, put the little pot.
[03:32:44] Get that sticky bag!
[03:32:55] Wait.
[03:32:59] And like this?
[03:33:04] Now, son!
[03:33:08] Knocked his helmet off.
[03:33:12] Oh my!
[03:33:14] Yeah!
[03:33:16] Or maybe that was his buckler?
[03:33:21] Who knows.
[03:33:24] What the fuck did you just call me, stupid bitch?
[03:33:36] I
[03:33:58] Did I even get away with it, huh?
[03:34:06] Well, did not mean to do that, but I worked out.
[03:34:35] That's why I have sort of the show on Steam for me, so I had violent and boring games hidden.
[03:34:41] Yeah, I hit sex games because there's always like some shit like sex with furry, Hitler, food, a conquest, like on the new page for Steam.
[03:34:50] So I was like, I'm fucking tired of the furry dick on my Steam, so I'm gonna hide the sex games.
[03:34:55] And then there was a game that was coming out and I couldn't find it.
[03:34:58] Because I forgot to turn off the sex of it.
[03:35:05] This might be a problem here.
[03:35:12] Aim for his wrist, aim for his wrist!
[03:35:21] I'm a game dev for sex with furry Hitler thanks to the promo.
[03:35:40] You're not welcome.
[03:35:41] You're not freaking welcome.
[03:35:42] I'm gonna make a cool hammer, I think.
[03:35:49] You're not freaking well, but it's welcome.
[03:36:04] That's a hammer?
[03:36:05] I think it's this side that you swing with.
[03:36:09] The mace heads are like... they're all the mall heads are so like laughably small.
[03:36:38] Yeah, first time chatter the real or Shawn. Thanks. Thanks for tuning in brother brother man
[03:36:52] That's you up you notice my hands are covered in actual human shit, huh? Oh, sorry, sorry about that
[03:37:00] Um, that's so weird that that happened.
[03:37:09] Where do we want the weight on this?
[03:37:12] At the head.
[03:37:15] But we gotta get a cool bottom close, don't we?
[03:37:39] 1.1
[03:37:51] That's a big mace
[03:37:55] So guard
[03:38:00] What the
[03:38:09] Hmm, I just wonder how close we want it to the head.
[03:38:35] Here, here, here, here, oooooh!
[03:38:40] here to hit it. look at her. there we go.
[03:39:09] This will be heavy dude.
[03:39:19] I wonder if we did this right.
[03:39:37] thinking shorten it up a bit
[03:39:46] I'm going to get a spike on the top portion.
[03:40:08] I don't want that.
[03:40:22] Let's go with this.
[03:40:34] Oh yeah!
[03:40:35] All retribution, dude.
[03:40:39] When I use a gun?
[03:40:40] Oh, we haven't invented those yet.
[03:40:44] A sword fight!
[03:40:49] Alright, I don't really like that you called me that, but I'll still oblige.
[03:41:02] I'm going to slice them eyeballs out of the box.
[03:41:27] I'm sure he lets us up there, right?
[03:41:43] I'm gonna poke me dude, I'm straight.
[03:41:51] great
[03:42:09] yeah
[03:42:10] oh
[03:42:11] now my head
[03:42:12] please
[03:42:13] I'm so vulnerable
[03:42:15] oh
[03:42:16] Get up, you stupid bitch. Even though you're wearing a shield.
[03:42:46] I keep trying to jam the sword into his armor, but I don't think it's sharp.
[03:42:56] I can do that too.
[03:42:57] I can do that too.
[03:42:58] I can do that too.
[03:42:59] I'm gonna poke ya.
[03:43:00] I'm gonna poke ya.
[03:43:01] Oh!
[03:43:02] Oh!
[03:43:03] I'm gonna poke ya
[03:43:10] Oh
[03:43:23] What do we got here
[03:43:25] Time for my Dastardly Plan to see fruition.
[03:43:35] Haha!
[03:43:45] Haha!
[03:43:47] evil man that was evil that was very evil it was
[03:44:07] Ah, I can't even look to one hand.
[03:44:23] This tavern might be better.
[03:44:24] I wasn't even really looking at it.
[03:44:26] It doesn't- wait, this is way darker, actually.
[03:44:29] Please fucking grab him, you pussy!
[03:44:31] Oh yeah.
[03:44:32] Damn!
[03:44:33] Damn!
[03:44:35] Tavern, Tavern, look at HELL ABLE, dude!
[03:44:38] That shit.
[03:44:41] Don't throw your sword.
[03:44:46] I'm turning for the cauldron, dude.
[03:44:54] Please, thank you.
[03:44:57] Good night!
[03:45:03] Oh, oh, oh, this bitch ass sword.
[03:45:16] Where are you pulling off of it?
[03:45:18] That's the neck guard.
[03:45:21] Uh, other neck guard.
[03:45:25] Yippee!
[03:45:27] Oh yeah.
[03:45:30] Yes!
[03:45:46] Heal 141!
[03:45:48] What the hell?
[03:46:00] Oh no, the giant hammer I just made me left by.
[03:46:05] That's fine. That's all we need. Evil blade.
[03:46:30] ouch sounds that looks mighty painful my man
[03:47:00] the horse for science already did it does nothing
[03:47:30] I
[03:48:30] I don't think we'll take more pictures of this than that.
[03:48:50] I
[03:49:20] I got a mild concussion.
[03:49:51] No!
[03:50:04] Ow!
[03:50:05] Ow!
[03:50:08] Okay.
[03:50:10] Did that guy have an amazing weapon?
[03:50:20] Let's go.
[03:50:40] Evil man! Evil man! Evil man!
[03:51:01] I corrupt him.
[03:51:03] Yeah!
[03:51:06] Grab his ass.
[03:51:10] Oh, yeah!
[03:51:13] Oh, hell no. I didn't let go.
[03:51:31] They don't know what's gonna happen to them.
[03:51:35] Hell.
[03:51:40] go ball over
[03:51:47] I got nothing.
[03:51:57] Oh, we're staring them down.
[03:52:13] I
[03:52:43] That's a fuckin' tub now, are you, bitch?
[03:53:13] I
[03:53:43] the other one that hurt me no one makes evil man bleed his own blood
[03:53:56] no one
[03:53:57] what?
[03:53:58] oh he died
[03:53:59] a fear problem
[03:54:00] What?
[03:54:02] Oh, he died.
[03:54:03] A fair problem, though.
[03:54:30] Oh, they did.
[03:54:47] Swag? Mayhaps?
[03:55:00] Let's go get our concussion treated.
[03:55:30] for your eyes that evil man
[03:56:00] I should have run right through him, him ass!
[03:56:21] I
[03:56:51] I
[03:57:21] I'll kiss.
[03:58:21] now sir
[03:58:48] oh my god we bloodied him instantly
[03:59:18] I
[03:59:48] So so tired
[04:00:09] Stop entry slow mo
[04:00:11] Oh, you're alive.
[04:00:18] Oh, this is inside of me.
[04:00:31] Yeah, don't worry.
[04:00:36] Let's get out of my way, and I've got 20 crates of some sort to bury her mercenary.
[04:00:46] Let's not kill her, be heavy upon her.
[04:00:56] Too close.
[04:01:56] I'm gonna get him!
[04:02:05] Grab him!
[04:03:26] I'm gonna get a low shot, dude.
[04:03:30] Daaamn!
[04:03:33] Let's get his eyes on there.
[04:03:35] We don't have a blunt weapon.
[04:04:04] I
[04:04:34] I got a stick.
[04:05:03] You for life
[04:05:33] One of them died.
[04:05:55] Let's get the stars on that.
[04:06:12] Hmm?
[04:06:13] The picture was like off-center.
[04:06:34] Off-center
[04:06:48] Come on man, I don't want to hold your hand
[04:06:54] Stop it
[04:07:04] Oh.
[04:07:06] All right.
[04:07:08] Oh
[04:07:10] Oh, what's going on?
[04:07:20] Stop it!
[04:07:28] Oh, put guard in. Stop it! Stop it! Alright, you're getting the club. You're getting the
[04:07:40] the club dude!
[04:07:55] Where's my sword?
[04:08:10] Get his head now!
[04:08:25] That is the other guy's foot.
[04:08:30] Moon, you want to hit a fish oil supplement with me?
[04:08:36] Yeah.
[04:08:37] Roll that shit up.
[04:08:39] Hell yeah.
[04:08:45] The fucking elevation!
[04:08:50] Oh my god.
[04:08:51] I think I already did.
[04:09:17] any mace havers
[04:09:27] as a hammer
[04:09:30] I think they'll actually knock me over
[04:09:32] the
[04:09:36] the
[04:09:39] the
[04:09:42] the
[04:09:46] the
[04:09:50] the
[04:09:52] the
[04:09:55] the
[04:09:57] Oh
[04:10:09] Am I actually taking these pictures thing on yes
[04:10:27] of
[04:10:34] the
[04:10:37] death
[04:10:40] of
[04:10:44] death
[04:10:47] of
[04:10:52] balls no that guy's a mace we can't let him have that you'll not go so
[04:11:08] oh don't find something
[04:11:19] guys go up there it's safe
[04:11:22] Oh
[04:11:32] Cry dude kicks you in the shin
[04:11:41] I drew my blade did we slice them
[04:11:52] I don't know how many people we have in the event.
[04:12:10] The shame we died.
[04:12:11] How are you alive?
[04:12:12] He ain't.
[04:12:13] How are you alive?
[04:12:20] Hey.
[04:12:21] And you were all hot shit a second ago, why are you crying?
[04:12:35] We need a blunt-o weapon, weapon oil.
[04:12:39] Do they kill people or do they go to the abyss?
[04:12:44] Yes.
[04:12:46] 18!
[04:12:48] Are we not killing them?
[04:12:54] I feel like I put so much effort into killing.
[04:13:04] Am I a fucking loser?
[04:13:06] There's a chance they did.
[04:13:09] of
[04:13:29] the
[04:13:36] I mean we gotta make it fancy though 2.8 K
[04:14:03] Okay.
[04:14:18] Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, my memory.
[04:14:24] Too long?
[04:14:26] Yeah, too long didn't read your message.
[04:14:33] the
[04:14:49] the
[04:14:54] Oh god.
[04:15:24] of
[04:15:39] There we go.
[04:15:58] Too long or not long enough?
[04:16:00] Don't we get new weapon on the ground?
[04:16:04] I saved it this time.
[04:16:17] I know that should hurt.
[04:16:34] I
[04:16:53] Know he's a cold
[04:17:04] You're not the cause of my death!
[04:17:14] You don't want your hand.
[04:17:21] I'm gonna see the side!
[04:17:24] I pray!
[04:17:26] No!
[04:17:28] I'm just...
[04:17:30] It's not gonna be fun!
[04:17:32] No!
[04:17:33] He's not because of my death!
[04:17:35] I can't block my flings!
[04:17:37] They're vulnerable.
[04:17:38] He's not feeling good, please!
[04:17:43] What?
[04:17:45] Are you hitting the pole?
[04:17:51] I feel a little strong.
[04:17:53] It's gonna be no harm, but let me in.
[04:17:58] Oh, buddy.
[04:18:02] His armor doesn't exist for this thing.
[04:18:12] Surely dead, right?
[04:18:31] I think this guy is also dead. We actually killed this guy in one hit by the way.
[04:18:39] Or maybe not. Maybe we just like giga-knock him out.
[04:18:59] Shut up!
[04:19:31] Oh
[04:19:48] Yeah, those quick
[04:19:50] Are you alive?
[04:20:03] He was.
[04:20:16] Oh, my God!
[04:20:22] What the hell is going on?
[04:20:23] I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to die.
[04:20:25] I'm going to kill you!
[04:20:26] I'm going to kill you, you bastard!
[04:20:46] Ambrose!
[04:20:49] Yee-Bree!
[04:20:52] Okay, we're gonna look at all those screenshots.
[04:21:16] Yeah, we did at the beginning of the stream
[04:21:25] You got buddy
[04:21:35] You know I'll give my god, man. Good. I got a pipe
[04:21:41] We may have caused him some brain damage
[04:21:46] of
[04:21:53] the
[04:21:59] I
[04:22:01] Oh
[04:22:27] Just fucking kick me fuck you bitch
[04:22:31] He's embracing you.
[04:22:46] Air source locked?
[04:23:16] Oh
[04:23:18] Oh
[04:23:46] God
[04:23:48] You can't kill me, I'm invincible!
[04:24:16] My hammer fell through the ground, but we insured it.
[04:24:27] I fear it may have happened to our sword as well, fellows.
[04:24:37] I hereby surrender the sword fight. GG, man. GG.
[04:24:47] I can't swing it!
[04:24:50] My character is missing like HP. I don't know how to describe what happened to him.
[04:24:55] My whole screen is red.
[04:25:02] Oh yeah. Sleep tight, buddy.
[04:25:07] We're just sort of...
[04:25:17] He's a mace?
[04:25:22] I can barely lift my weapon.
[04:25:33] Wait, are we fighting the pain right now?
[04:25:40] Wait, I think it's healed.
[04:25:50] Maybe
[04:26:07] I'm gonna touch ya. What's wrong buddy? Can't get up. Can't get up
[04:26:20] And before he's reaching, that's my sword.
[04:26:25] How'd you know that was there?
[04:26:30] You're not worthy to touch that blade.
[04:26:34] I pulled it from hell itself.
[04:26:39] Fuck my teeth.
[04:26:44] I got you, man!
[04:27:02] No!
[04:27:03] Yes!
[04:27:04] I can't see your hands on party!
[04:27:07] I can't see the sign!
[04:27:14] I can't believe we, uh, we healed that, like, full body damage right out.
[04:27:30] Sorry, has he ever used the beehive to kill someone?
[04:27:43] I tried and it killed us both because you can't knock it out.
[04:27:53] Or maybe I just missed but I'm pretty sure I get it pretty squarely.
[04:27:59] Okay, I missed.
[04:28:03] But also that's what happens when you hit the behind.
[04:28:06] It pretty much instantly kills you.
[04:28:08] If you can shoot it down.
[04:28:25] Come!
[04:28:26] It's our dude.
[04:28:33] Oh, you're really not quick, buddy.
[04:28:37] help you with that. Here have a pillow. I know it's wood but it'll have to do.
[04:28:47] Cool axe!
[04:29:07] I
[04:29:10] Ride
[04:30:07] I'm not sure how to do this.
[04:30:14] I'm not sure how to do this.
[04:30:19] I'm not sure how to do this.
[04:30:23] Touches you gently with my weapon.
[04:30:27] I'm not sure how to do this.
[04:30:32] Oh
[04:30:57] I knew you're still alive buddy
[04:31:02] game didn't like that one hiding beneath another guy huh gross
[04:31:17] No!
[04:31:32] Yippee!
[04:31:34] I think this guy's actually dead.
[04:31:41] Yeah, he did.
[04:31:47] Keep your feet on the ground.
[04:31:56] Oh!
[04:31:57] You knocked the shit out.
[04:32:00] The other one.
[04:32:02] Why is it so fast?
[04:32:05] I don't know.
[04:32:07] I don't know.
[04:32:09] I don't know.
[04:32:11] Oh, the one.
[04:32:15] Why is it so fast?
[04:32:18] I don't know what button I'm hitting to make that happen.
[04:32:29] You can crush balls in this game?
[04:32:32] So you can actually kick someone in the balls?
[04:32:35] And you'll know if you do it because they'll still be standing, but they'll be doubled
[04:32:41] over.
[04:32:43] I've only done it once.
[04:32:50] At least, can you give them to a singular torsion?
[04:32:56] I don't know if you do it.
[04:33:03] Yes.
[04:33:04] A sword fight, remind of my dude.
[04:33:21] Oh my god.
[04:33:28] Oh my god, it's a knockdown, dude.
[04:33:43] It's a knockdown one.
[04:33:45] Did we lose our weapon?
[04:33:49] Oh
[04:33:55] See knock me down here bitch I tracked you down
[04:33:57] No, don't cry, dude. Be happy because it happened.
[04:34:21] I
[04:34:28] Were shaving this guy look
[04:34:39] He's alive
[04:34:43] When their hair disappears that means they're dead just like in real life
[04:34:51] Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
[04:35:03] What the h-
[04:35:16] Jowl Wilde!
[04:35:17] Why the hell...?
[04:35:51] How's about that helmet please get out of the ground
[04:36:06] I poked him with it
[04:36:16] We don't want the two tap.
[04:36:23] Hey!
[04:36:26] Haha!
[04:36:28] Haha!
[04:36:31] That's short!
[04:36:34] Oops, wrong guy. Not bad.
[04:36:40] You want to give me a little kiss or roo?
[04:36:43] hit stop moving
[04:37:04] You're bald now.
[04:37:20] Dear, I'm so close.
[04:37:30] Aaaaaaap!
[04:37:34] he's pretending to be dead hey hold on
[04:37:39] hold on just a moment there buckaroo
[04:37:46] oh he's a ginger oh i did not mean to do it like that but that was cool
[04:37:55] you want a shame buddy
[04:38:04] I wanted to do the Karmic one.
[04:38:33] I can't turn left.
[04:38:40] I can't turn left.
[04:38:47] This is my weapon.
[04:38:54] They really should invest in some straps, don't you think, buddy?
[04:39:11] I'm gonna shave your head, dude.
[04:39:14] There we are.
[04:39:16] Very good.
[04:39:18] Very good.
[04:39:20] Come on now!
[04:39:48] Oh
[04:39:54] Guys
[04:40:14] It's cursed
[04:40:18] Come on, I don't think you're actually dead, buddy.
[04:40:36] Can't fool me.
[04:40:37] I've seen plenty of dead men.
[04:40:39] There we go.
[04:40:42] Yep, there's the girdle.
[04:40:47] You're a liar!
[04:40:56] My favorite one!
[04:41:08] Anyone with a mace?
[04:41:11] Oh, we're good.
[04:41:24] Come on, guys.
[04:41:26] Big good sports, okay?
[04:41:41] Can you get on that bridge?
[04:41:47] How long was this here?
[04:41:49] What the fuck?
[04:41:52] What the?
[04:42:08] After the round you can?
[04:42:11] So your other person who defeated me very well
[04:42:41] Are we hitting the balls?
[04:42:43] He's kind of like holding it.
[04:42:52] That sounded like a ball, though.
[04:42:54] of
[04:43:01] the
[04:43:07] death
[04:43:13] of the
[04:43:18] I
[04:43:24] Folded like a pretzel, dude
[04:43:48] I have that are you not giving up okay
[04:44:18] Are you even like kicking after jumping?
[04:44:24] Doesn't seem like it.
[04:44:28] Can I get you something to drink?
[04:44:34] May have some ale, my lord?
[04:44:37] You really grabbed my ass.
[04:44:40] Fuck you, just call me a bitch.
[04:44:44] I interest you in...
[04:44:51] Squandil!
[04:44:55] This is our core.
[04:45:01] What a grab one, man!
[04:45:14] Here we get the candle.
[04:45:19] Now that I can get this.
[04:45:23] Uh, appears to be a rack of some sort.
[04:45:32] You good dog?
[04:45:43] Taking a rest after a long day's work.
[04:46:05] Alright man, come on.
[04:46:10] Come on put hiding in there. It's unbecoming of a night of which you'll never be
[04:46:29] I think we have
[04:46:40] If we can put this on, it'll heal me up.
[04:46:57] Probably.
[04:47:01] What a fckin dope.
[04:47:03] Just too happy for a small head.
[04:47:07] Come on, man.
[04:47:08] Just stay-
[04:47:15] Ah!
[04:47:19] I didn't say we were done.
[04:47:32] I'm over here in the light.
[04:47:39] Oof, did that hurt?
[04:47:43] Come on.
[04:47:45] Time to take a seat.
[04:47:48] I'mma get ya!
[04:47:55] I'mma get ya!
[04:48:00] I'mma get like around his torso, weekend.
[04:48:15] It sounds so much more violent than it actually is.
[04:48:25] Why am I snarping?
[04:48:29] This guy took us out.
[04:48:31] I mean granted it was by PQ.
[04:48:36] The game thinks he's on our level.
[04:48:38] I think that's fair.
[04:48:39] That is a fair summary of events.
[04:48:44] Oh
[04:48:57] Yeah, it sounds like it this like almost does no damn it
[04:49:14] Aha! Ow!
[04:49:16] Fuckin' hurt.
[04:49:28] Ball kick.
[04:49:32] Wow. We kicked him with a considerable amount of force, considering I did not even hold W here.
[04:49:42] Oh, I think we got his balls.
[04:49:44] that's like that has to be the only reason he screamed that way
[04:49:54] hey peasants
[04:50:03] times up
[04:50:14] Oh, now you want some because I have a weapon, dude!
[04:50:31] Instantly surrenders.
[04:50:32] Where did that hourglass go?
[04:50:33] Man, I don't care.
[04:50:34] We're in that hourglass, dude.
[04:50:39] Man, I don't care.
[04:50:44] Any last words, Pezzas?
[04:50:49] Before I give you the cleanest cut of your life?
[04:50:53] Oh my god.
[04:50:57] Centimeters away.
[04:51:00] I'm not gonna do that.
[04:51:22] The accuracy was way off.
[04:51:37] I kind of missed the organs.
[04:51:38] Do you guys remember the organs that would flop around?
[04:51:40] Those are cool.
[04:51:42] I wish...
[04:51:45] I wish when you chopped off someone's limb you could use it as like a reliable weapon
[04:51:49] because this stands now.
[04:51:52] It's like a floppy piece of furniture that just like has like no impact whatsoever.
[04:52:00] Um, guys? I forgot my hammer.
[04:52:09] Hehehehe!
[04:52:17] Surely this is it.
[04:52:22] I
[04:52:43] Round two baby
[04:52:52] I think I won't be the cause of your death, actually.
[04:53:12] Grab him with both hands.
[04:53:17] I wish I'd figured out how to do like the suplexes dude.
[04:53:37] That shit would be cool.
[04:53:40] There's a rank above Lord.
[04:53:42] Really?
[04:53:53] We got new music?
[04:54:07] Did I just break your hand?
[04:54:09] Are you unable to swing your weapon now?
[04:54:25] It's over. Farewell.
[04:54:39] This one's for the god of the abyss.
[04:54:57] Okay grab a 10 though, grab a 10.
[04:55:04] That is a breastplate?
[04:55:08] There's a hobbock?
[04:55:11] Oh well.
[04:55:14] I'll just catch you in half.
[04:55:17] That man's the only one.
[04:55:38] I missed that.
[04:55:45] Let's go!
[04:55:56] Oh
[04:56:06] The goal
[04:56:26] I need you to die.
[04:56:29] It's very important that I kill all of my competitors.
[04:56:34] Okay?
[04:56:37] Okay?
[04:56:39] There we go.
[04:56:41] two on one eh? I like these odds.
[04:57:09] Oh
[04:57:39] Oh
[04:57:57] My weapon
[04:58:09] Get in the car.
[04:58:10] Let me know how to put this in the engine.
[04:58:18] Ouch!
[04:58:20] Did you lose your job points?
[04:58:21] You sure did.
[04:58:22] Fuck you all, Burbeck.
[04:58:39] Yeah.
[04:58:41] Alone.
[04:58:43] Far removed from society.
[04:58:45] That's a big graveyard.
[04:58:47] Where does this road go, actually?
[04:58:49] Hang on.
[04:58:51] Wheeee.
[04:58:53] Hey.
[04:58:55] What up?
[04:58:57] What up?
[04:58:59] What up?
[04:59:01] What up?
[04:59:03] What up?
[04:59:05] Hey.
[04:59:07] Why?
[04:59:09] Everyone I talked to died.
[04:59:14] Why, dude?
[04:59:19] Please don't make my character hit on the 16-year-old girl.
[04:59:26] Chat spoke a little bit of a different story.
[04:59:31] Please don't make my character hit on the 16 year old girl.
[04:59:37] Chat spoke about loving with hair.
[04:59:39] Chat!
[04:59:40] Chat!
[04:59:41] What the fuck, dude?
[04:59:46] FBI open up!
[04:59:52] lol
[04:59:54] i'm subbing
[04:59:56] hey
[04:59:58] what's up dude
[05:00:00] oooooh
[05:00:02] oooooh
[05:00:04] oh well
[05:00:06] oh well
[05:00:08] do you know what the officer says?
[05:00:10] do you see him from there?
[05:00:12] do you have like 20 thousand dollars?
[05:00:14] almost all officers
[05:00:16] taxi
[05:00:22] Oh, pull me straight forward, make it in an ideal to hear me.
[05:00:25] Hey officer Susie, you have the gun.
[05:00:29] I think in drug'n' death you're gonna have the donut.
[05:00:38] I think oh I'm fucked up!
[05:00:40] Get out of me!
[05:00:43] The Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto, the Pluto.
[05:00:54] Shit!
[05:01:01] My Zarya was poop wrong.
[05:01:04] Dude, it overwatches the literal baby's game. Anyone can be good at it.
[05:01:09] Especially if you play tank, because you don't have to do anything.
[05:01:13] You have to be able to think one step ahead, which is basically what infants are trained to do.
[05:01:21] Hey Moon, hey.
[05:01:26] Fuck you.
[05:01:29] No, no.
[05:01:36] We've reached civilization again.
[05:01:39] I can't believe I died to it.
[05:01:56] Oh, that sucks, dick!
[05:02:02] Cheater you up with some loot boxes didn't you?
[05:02:08] No?
[05:02:09] Why would I do that?
[05:02:10] I'm saving it for the diamond loot box chat.
[05:02:12] It doesn't make sense to open loot boxes if I need to reach a certain amount and if
[05:02:18] I open it, you know?
[05:02:21] Just doesn't...
[05:02:22] I don't get it.
[05:02:23] Why would I do that?
[05:02:26] It's stupid.
[05:03:00] I'm clearly the only person who gets the pickle rick thing chat.
[05:03:15] That's fine.
[05:03:16] You guys are a little slow.
[05:03:17] I'll try to explain as best I can.
[05:03:19] Basically, what happened was, Rick from Rick and Morty, he turned himself into a pickle.
[05:03:27] Let's pick Rick.
[05:03:39] He lost me.
[05:03:43] I want to die.
[05:03:46] Thanks man.
[05:03:53] I will let you run my stream for a week, a full week, you can sit and discord and tell
[05:04:06] me what to do, but you need to have me on Twitter with a video of you fucking yourself
[05:04:11] with a vegetable of your choice from your kitchen.
[05:04:15] I want the world to see you fucking yourself.
[05:04:19] No lube with a cucumber or anything like that.
[05:04:26] You so fucking precious when you smile.
[05:04:36] Everyone posting on Livestream fail.
[05:04:42] Skana, Plypah, SQC, Smashing, his ass!
[05:04:49] Inverted video in the SkySaturn slow!
[05:04:56] Yeah, that guy was super fat.
[05:05:00] They'll never know we're here.
[05:05:02] I'm cuckold prick wubba love em my wife doesn't love me
[05:05:15] Please bro, please.
[05:05:25] To your car bro, please bro, please.
[05:05:29] Please bro, please to your car bro, to your car bro.
[05:05:36] Please.
[05:05:37] I'll tell you something, bro.
[05:05:43] Chicken!
[05:05:44] Chicken, bro!
[05:05:45] Bro!
[05:05:46] Chicken, bro!
[05:05:47] Bro!
[05:05:48] Bro!
[05:05:49] Bro!
[05:05:50] Bro!
[05:05:51] Bro!
[05:05:52] Bro!
[05:05:53] Bro!
[05:05:54] Please!
[05:05:55] Bro!
[05:05:56] Chicken, bro!
[05:05:57] It's not him, man, too.
[05:05:58] You're not supposed to kill everyone.
[05:05:59] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[05:06:00] I'm Twitch Chat.
[05:06:01] I'm Twitch Chat.
[05:06:02] I'm Twitch Chat.
[05:06:03] I'm Twitch Chat.
[05:06:04] Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm TwitchChamp. Blah blah blah blah blah.
[05:06:07] Whenever the game tells me to do stealth missions, I love doing it.
[05:06:09] Oh, please fuck my ass game developer. Tell me exactly what to do when you do it.
[05:06:12] Oh, yes, master, please!
[05:06:14] Oh, my lord!
[05:06:17] Oh, be my dummy daddy game developer. Tell me what to do!
[05:06:27] You remember this one? I don't.
[05:06:28] I'm gonna play the grey Star Wars game, Star Wars Outlaws.
[05:06:42] Never.com.
[05:06:43] What the fuck do you want?
[05:06:49] What the fuck do you want?
[05:06:54] What the fuck?
[05:07:07] Let's see if we can get multiple one strike.
[05:07:19] Not quite.
[05:07:26] Oh, chop his leg off.
[05:07:30] And his!
[05:07:41] You're hanging on by a thread there, buddy.
[05:07:49] Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
[05:08:03] Yippee! Now epic walk away moment.
[05:08:14] swag.
[05:08:26] Gen Yerevics for 7.
[05:08:29] Was your voice really at that high pitch in 2016 or was it the mods fault?
[05:08:34] Different offices, different mic settings, every time I get a new computer I fiddle with
[05:08:41] Nice settings.
[05:08:47] Second fevering?
[05:08:56] Ooh.
[05:08:57] I'm going to computers if I have sense then.
[05:09:17] One, two.
[05:09:19] One, two, I've probably had like seven computers in ten years.
[05:09:43] Just fucking die, man.
[05:09:46] You're cringing me out right now.
[05:09:55] I'm gonna make you a Nuggy.
[05:10:02] Here I go!
[05:10:16] They're very funny, they're very funny.
[05:10:35] I think we got him.
[05:10:43] Oh yeah.
[05:10:50] What, it knocked that helmet off? What?
[05:10:54] Here I come.
[05:10:57] Finishing move.
[05:10:59] Jumping strike.
[05:11:13] That's fine.
[05:11:15] That's...
[05:11:20] Oh man.
[05:11:25] Oof.
[05:11:28] Oof.
[05:11:30] Oof.
[05:11:31] Oof.
[05:11:34] Leave me alone!
[05:11:35] Stop it!
[05:11:38] I have a concussion.
[05:11:43] It's not worth risking losing our, uh, what's it called, stack, abyss stack.
[05:12:01] I'll get you.
[05:12:11] Fuckin' monkey when I'm a follower.
[05:12:30] Okay, that's a big fucking weapon, my man.
[05:12:59] and then
[05:13:06] purple's you for life
[05:13:15] mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm
[05:13:29] Oh, very well.
[05:13:46] For the honor of your group.
[05:13:49] You're alive.
[05:13:51] Not for long.
[05:13:59] Come on.
[05:14:11] I'm power on the corner, fight back.
[05:14:22] Where is my sword?
[05:14:23] Come on.
[05:14:24] I like this map because it's flat, which makes it very easy to land the executing
[05:14:48] below. I think you're already dead but we're gonna make sure buddy okay.
[05:15:03] Will it play Calamity to Aria? I mean maybe one day. Could I tell you if that's
[05:15:10] in the immediate 10 years now
[05:15:17] maybe like 11 years from now
[05:15:35] come on man let me get my weapon
[05:15:40] oh god oh my god walk into the pole my man
[05:16:10] I got like a hair in my throat, dude.
[05:16:35] Drinks a water?
[05:16:42] Good idea.
[05:16:51] Limply falls off of you.
[05:17:02] Now he's still has a head, it looks like a blood pile.
[05:17:14] When you have a polar and polaraxi race of every head, you're supposed to press X.
[05:17:29] Okay, I'll try that.
[05:17:40] Oh, because it swaps.
[05:17:55] That's tricky.
[05:18:02] come this is the winter of my discontent
[05:18:32] Wait, hard picture incoming?
[05:19:23] Oh, my god.
[05:19:26] Oh, you're up.
[05:19:30] Throw your blade.
[05:19:34] Yeah, sure.
[05:19:37] Oh my god.
[05:19:44] Oh, you're up.
[05:19:49] That's all your blade.
[05:19:55] It's already over.
[05:19:57] Kneel before me.
[05:20:03] Very well.
[05:20:04] I will bring you to your knees then
[05:20:34] He's got his hand over his mouth, fear.
[05:20:49] of
[05:21:14] Wait, that's a mace.
[05:21:24] Unfortunately we cannot goof off with this guy, because he may just kill us.
[05:21:33] Got your armpit!
[05:21:41] Why are you still alive?
[05:21:48] Give me that.
[05:21:51] You don't deserve to wear that.
[05:21:54] Or that.
[05:21:57] Or that.
[05:22:02] The dude is so fucked up.
[05:22:27] I think I'm dead I think I'm dead
[05:22:39] Now where we want to be.
[05:22:53] Not where we want to be.
[05:23:04] What?
[05:23:05] Am I trapped?
[05:23:07] No!
[05:23:08] What's happening?
[05:23:09] Did I make double click?
[05:23:12] You guys see this little box popping up?
[05:23:33] That's like measuring the distance from me from stuff.
[05:23:40] I can't.
[05:23:42] Man, what a shame.
[05:23:46] That was a good picture.
[05:23:48] Good to restart.
[05:23:50] Autofocus?
[05:23:51] Oh, maybe there's a way to turn it off then.
[05:23:56] I hit the screenshot button and F too quickly at the same time and F when you're not in
[05:24:03] screenshot mode is the slowdown.
[05:24:05] What's top left?
[05:24:07] That's the connection photo of my server dude.
[05:24:09] Good luck getting in.
[05:24:12] But I'm pretty undefeated brother.
[05:24:16] The mouse can hit the buttons.
[05:24:21] Oh god.
[05:24:26] Nothing to me
[05:24:40] Let's go have dinner.
[05:24:50] Yippee!
[05:24:55] Yes!
[05:24:58] I'm so heavy!
[05:25:06] I can't even see!
[05:25:08] Shut up!
[05:25:11] I can grab the chairs.
[05:25:24] Do you mind?
[05:25:26] Uh oh.
[05:25:29] I don't want that.
[05:25:32] Welp.
[05:25:34] It's colon time!
[05:25:43] Sprints to weapon.
[05:26:04] Oh my god, we got him.
[05:26:09] We got him with the X move.
[05:26:16] Oh!
[05:26:20] Yeah!
[05:26:25] Got him!
[05:26:30] got him! slice. nah nah nah. you made your choice. just hit him in the head. he can't be that hard.
[05:26:47] Oh my-
[05:26:59] Thank you.
[05:27:06] Oh, no.
[05:27:13] Oh, no.
[05:27:18] Oh, no.
[05:27:24] Oh, no.
[05:27:30] Oh
[05:27:52] Oh
[05:27:55] Sounds awesome
[05:28:00] This guy's only pretending to be a job.
[05:28:29] Leave him!
[05:28:40] This is not my weapon.
[05:28:45] This is my weapon.
[05:28:59] The armor is so pristine.
[05:29:06] Get that shit out of me for it.
[05:29:49] of
[05:29:56] the
[05:30:02] death of
[05:30:07] death
[05:30:16] I think we moved it.
[05:30:19] Hehehehehehe
[05:30:33] Ah shit.
[05:30:39] Of course it's my left arm.
[05:30:43] Let's swing with the other one.
[05:30:46] If I can even switch hands come on buddy you got this
[05:31:16] I'm going to need that mace big boy.
[05:31:45] I might be all over for us.
[05:32:02] Oh my.
[05:32:03] Oh nice.
[05:32:04] I've revealed.
[05:32:05] Oh, nice. I've revealed it.
[05:32:16] Alright, I need a handicap.
[05:32:35] You've unleashed me, demon.
[05:32:42] I'm afraid it's all over now.
[05:32:57] Fuck it stupid ass shield, you're pussy!
[05:33:15] Yaそう Exactly
[05:33:25] No
[05:33:27] Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah
[05:33:35] Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah Naah
[05:33:42] He's a family
[05:33:43] So does Evil Man, the creatures of the Abyss.
[05:34:11] Crunch.
[05:34:12] Crunch.
[05:34:13] Okay, you good?
[05:34:20] You good, buddy?
[05:34:24] Thank you.
[05:34:29] Get him, get him, ass.
[05:35:09] So here's we have healed some dead
[05:35:21] Oh god
[05:35:25] Hello
[05:35:28] You ain't got a helmet buddy
[05:35:33] Heather do you I call upon my evil blade
[05:35:39] Oh
[05:36:02] Geez oh fuck
[05:36:09] Oh my god, perhaps we've made a mistake
[05:36:39] of
[05:36:59] Please just die. I want to see you again in the abyss. Be my friend! Alright.
[05:37:22] we got a very damaged leg dude pick it what are you
[05:37:46] We got it.
[05:37:58] Slump.
[05:38:12] You haven't helped all your friends fight in first life, eh?
[05:38:16] A sword fight? How can I refuse? Well, parried.
[05:38:39] Shut up, it dies.
[05:38:46] You're hard, but let's do it!
[05:39:09] What?
[05:39:10] Hehehehe!
[05:39:16] How does it do this?
[05:39:20] Captain Chlamydia, the first ever.
[05:39:25] Nice.
[05:39:26] Now that is a name.
[05:39:28] Slump.
[05:39:29] Oh, he got my bad leg!
[05:39:30] Ay, ay, ay!
[05:39:31] Oh, God.
[05:39:32] Oh, he got my head leg!
[05:39:38] Ay, ay, ay!
[05:39:41] Oh, God.
[05:40:02] Wait, you believe that, huh?
[05:40:32] No mercy, evil man.
[05:40:39] That fucking hell looks so stupid.
[05:40:48] Evil man
[05:40:52] So stupid
[05:41:18] Good one, good one.
[05:41:28] How are you holding this right now?
[05:41:29] What is this?
[05:41:30] These guys swing a lot faster than everyone else, by the way.
[05:41:47] This guy's with the best of the best.
[05:41:54] Sloth.
[05:41:59] Don't fall.
[05:42:06] Use his body.
[05:42:13] of
[05:42:25] the
[05:43:08] I'm pretty old man that is we have a giga compassion right now
[05:43:20] I drop
[05:43:38] Retribution.
[05:43:39] Be the man who killed me.
[05:43:45] What play?
[05:43:50] Well, Be the man suffering quite a bit of head trauma, currently, quite a bit.
[05:44:04] I wish we had the black breastplate.
[05:44:34] Monkey falling over gift shut up and died thank you okay
[05:44:59] I wonder if that stays there.
[05:45:04] Because if it does, I have an idea.
[05:45:09] Hehe.
[05:45:11] Oh!
[05:45:13] Oh-ho!
[05:45:15] Nice one, dude.
[05:45:19] Stupid fucking wall!
[05:45:22] Nice one dude.
[05:45:26] Stupid fucking wall.
[05:45:29] Damn.
[05:45:31] Yeah, it's just too hard isn't it buddy?
[05:45:39] What the fuck?
[05:45:45] Yo, he's beating our ass.
[05:45:52] One minute.
[05:45:55] I'm sped up.
[05:46:00] The phone.
[05:46:03] Oh.
[05:46:05] He beat our ass so hard we lost twice.
[05:46:10] Three minutes.
[05:46:43] oh so you almost killed me and that's okay oh when I have you on the back row
[05:46:59] Oh, please henceforth. Oh, York
[05:47:13] There we go. Oh, it's bald
[05:47:19] All right, let's see here
[05:47:26] All right, you know I think I want to use this one
[05:47:29] He's alive.
[05:47:40] NOOOO!
[05:47:42] NOOOO!
[05:47:49] Come.
[05:47:51] I've adjusted my tactic.
[05:47:58] What are you fucking aiming at?
[05:48:05] I'm gonna beat ya.
[05:48:15] Curse Blade.
[05:48:17] So they hire back up
[05:48:28] Boom
[05:48:47] This guy's copying my fit, dude.
[05:48:53] Unacceptable.
[05:48:59] Take that shit off.
[05:49:01] Take that shit off, dude.
[05:49:04] First blade.
[05:49:16] Hmm.
[05:49:21] Varsal, thanks for seven. When do I get to the other half of the sword?
[05:49:27] This guy thinks he's a comedian, but he has merely a ragamuffin.
[05:49:34] Yeah, that was fucking awesome.
[05:49:54] That's a warfight.
[05:49:55] How can I refuse?
[05:49:56] How can I refuse?
[05:50:07] Like this?
[05:50:13] There ain't no way
[05:50:26] Yes, get stuck in the ground, please.
[05:50:39] It's over.
[05:50:56] You have. You punch him, bruh.
[05:51:08] Oh, the dagger! Oh, God.
[05:51:18] Can you hold this properly, please? Thank you.
[05:51:26] What's your plan buddy?
[05:51:56] I've read to kill that guy.
[05:52:16] Lord of the Abyss will be this, please.
[05:52:53] Oh, yeah.
[05:52:56] Come on, buddy.
[05:52:58] Come on.
[05:53:00] Over here.
[05:53:07] Ain't y'all got a mace?
[05:53:09] Any maces?
[05:53:19] Hold on, let's see how good this axe is at, like, going for armor.
[05:53:23] I haven't actually messed with the axe.
[05:53:37] Not very good.
[05:53:40] Which is a shame.
[05:53:42] Because axe start cool.
[05:53:51] Just the right one?
[05:54:01] Nooo...
[05:54:03] That's okay.
[05:54:07] Do the benches pile?
[05:54:10] Cool.
[05:54:30] Or are you writing it like a fucking broomstick?
[05:54:33] Hold it properly, man!
[05:54:37] Yeah, okay.
[05:54:44] Whoa.
[05:54:51] Oh, we're dazed.
[05:55:00] Oh, we're dazed.
[05:55:12] Still dazed.
[05:55:17] I
[05:55:32] Catch
[05:55:45] Yeah
[05:55:47] We slipped that sword right into his fucking visor dude.
[05:56:12] I
[05:56:42] Keep doing this right now, Thothal!
[05:56:56] New hammer time?
[05:56:58] Hmm, this hammer okay.
[05:57:03] Okay.
[05:57:12] I
[05:57:33] First blade
[05:57:42] I like when they're not wearing any clothes.
[05:57:57] Their flesh gets cut like butter.
[05:58:06] I heard my weapon go.
[05:58:15] Damn it.
[05:58:16] Bomb bomb bomb.
[05:58:17] BOOM!
[05:58:18] I
[05:58:36] Starts down
[05:58:39] Wait, we actually almost
[05:58:48] I got that thing.
[05:58:55] The phone.
[05:58:58] It's dead.
[05:59:03] The phone.
[05:59:08] One down.
[05:59:13] Ouch.
[05:59:15] That one looks like it hurt.
[05:59:17] Oh
[05:59:31] What's up is that love to see that
[05:59:38] Motherfucker wearing full plate we still find a way in bro
[05:59:47] No, no.
[05:59:50] Hey, just stay away until my character holds the weapon, as I told him to.
[06:00:03] Go over.
[06:00:08] Alright, that's over for real.
[06:00:13] I'm gonna get you.
[06:00:20] You fucking fool.
[06:00:27] I'm gonna get you.
[06:00:34] It's only gonna get worse.
[06:00:41] It's only gonna get worse
[06:00:53] You got in the way
[06:00:55] And now, you will stay.
[06:01:02] Close!
[06:01:07] Your helmet protects you, even now.
[06:01:15] Alright, alright.
[06:01:22] Come on buddy. Come on you silly man. All right, good luck.
[06:01:38] grow
[06:02:08] I hope we got another weapon, big.
[06:02:36] Okay, that's a good one.
[06:02:37] Oh, fuck, I swung a mace.
[06:03:05] I'm gonna get my gun from that buddy.
[06:03:30] We're going to what was that?
[06:03:53] It's mine, but cool!
[06:03:58] Ow!
[06:04:05] Dead.
[06:04:23] I
[06:04:39] Fuck
[06:04:53] I don't know what to do with this.
[06:05:12] That was a bench.
[06:05:14] Do not pick the bench up.
[06:05:23] Oh, yes.
[06:05:30] Don't, don't knock yourself out on the wall, brother.
[06:05:43] Don't mind yourself out on the wall, brother.
[06:07:13] We're about to finish that one.
[06:07:30] Out of shape, man.
[06:09:06] Jesus, go down!
[06:09:12] Is it there?
[06:09:13] Armor is dead too, Matt.
[06:09:16] Oh, he got back up.
[06:09:29] two
[06:09:37] three
[06:09:39] three
[06:09:44] three
[06:09:49] three
[06:09:51] three
[06:09:55] three
[06:09:58] Who's this? Spear.
[06:10:15] I didn't want the spear.
[06:10:21] Where is it?
[06:10:28] Did that shit away from me bro?
[06:10:58] There's like a silver hammer that we came in with.
[06:11:15] I think it might be better for us.
[06:11:19] No, it's a mace.
[06:11:26] He's the greatest that has ever been, dude.
[06:11:34] He's the greatest that ever has existed.
[06:11:44] I'm sorry.
[06:11:46] Fucking drop that shit, bitch.
[06:11:51] I'm sorry.
[06:12:14] There.
[06:12:27] That weapon disappeared.
[06:12:36] come on man dude where did my other hammer go?
[06:13:04] That might be it. No.
[06:13:33] Bro.
[06:13:34] Please, his weapon.
[06:13:38] All of my hammers have clipped into the fucking ground.
[06:13:43] It hurts!
[06:13:49] The death blow comes.
[06:13:57] Any last words?
[06:14:02] of
[06:14:18] the
[06:14:20] Oh
[06:14:40] Swag
[06:14:44] That was round four or five
[06:14:50] Oh, no.
[06:14:52] It is GIGO over here.
[06:14:57] Oh, no.
[06:15:00] It is GIGO over here.
[06:15:05] Oh, no.
[06:15:08] It is GIGO over here.
[06:15:13] Oh, no.
[06:15:16] it is it is GIGO birdie
[06:15:20] ahhhhhhhhh
[06:15:24] he's beat my ass! wait he's actually LBS
[06:15:28] evil man
[06:15:32] stop
[06:15:36] stop presenting evil man, that is not hard
[06:15:40] Take a picture now?
[06:15:59] No, no, no.
[06:16:00] We want...
[06:16:01] We want to represent reality, okay?
[06:16:06] Not an abnormality.
[06:16:13] Raining on me on me on me on me.
[06:16:19] Evil man looking awfully submissive and breathable there.
[06:16:23] Shut your fucking bitch mouth.
[06:16:46] Why am I attacking on that side?
[06:16:49] Okay, just drop the weapon.
[06:16:51] Okay.
[06:16:52] I'm picking up.
[06:17:22] We're gonna just leave it up, don't matter.
[06:17:48] Okay, how do you hold on to the bunny?
[06:17:58] Have you decided?
[06:18:03] Wait, I'm in the balls?
[06:18:14] damn, he ain't gettin' back up on my fellas
[06:18:59] Another headshot
[06:19:04] Damn we fucking slammed that guy, I guess the pole too, that was sick.
[06:19:09] Is that the New York trashcans vs Philadelphia 67ers game tomorrow?
[06:19:14] Yeah dude, whatever the fuck you just said yes.
[06:19:16] SE and Mark Vermeer, they're-
[06:19:24] You get crash warnings before you get a crash on this game?
[06:19:29] What does that even look like?
[06:19:41] Why are you popping everything buddy? We're gonna battle to commence!
[06:19:59] Very well.
[06:20:03] Very well.
[06:20:09] I won't.
[06:20:18] Okay.
[06:20:29] I'm not sick of this, my friend.
[06:20:59] So
[06:21:27] fight huh suppose I can honor you
[06:21:44] I'm gonna get that rope buddy I'm gonna get that rope I'm gonna get that rope
[06:21:51] Come on!
[06:21:58] Yeah!
[06:22:03] Yes!
[06:22:09] Come on!
[06:22:16] Yeah!
[06:22:19] you cannot resist almost had me there buddy
[06:22:30] Oh my god dude it.
[06:22:47] OOOOOOOH!
[06:22:51] OOOOOH! FUCK!
[06:22:58] Have sword, bro.
[06:23:06] Where's my big hammer?
[06:23:08] Diddy blood still over there choking on his own throat collapse?
[06:23:21] Give it a rest.
[06:23:23] Where'd my hammer go?
[06:23:24] It no longer exists.
[06:23:27] Well, suppose it's hammering time.
[06:23:33] Blind?
[06:23:37] Doesn't matter.
[06:23:40] Save everything we need.
[06:23:43] The will to survive.
[06:23:46] And the lust for blood.
[06:23:54] Yikes!
[06:23:57] You're done.
[06:23:59] You're close to done.
[06:24:01] Oh, nice kick.
[06:24:12] What the fuck? Oh god.
[06:24:15] AHHHH!
[06:24:17] Oh my god. Get out of there, dude.
[06:24:24] What tripped you, man?
[06:24:31] I
[06:25:01] Yes
[06:25:19] Sidearm
[06:26:01] Hehehehe
[06:26:18] Alright
[06:26:20] Goodbye
[06:26:31] Fuckin' hands are crash, man.
[06:27:01] Dude, what is so complicated about the physics of the fucking head that makes it do that,
[06:27:06] dude?
[06:27:07] I've never had a crash like that.
[06:27:08] Like, normally, when it crashes on a headshot, like, they're in motion, right?
[06:27:14] I've never had, like, an execution headshot crash, I think.
[06:27:31] sidearm are you gonna make sex list not fair not fair not fair
[06:28:01] I
[06:30:01] I
[06:30:23] Believe all you guys got back up
[06:30:31] of
[06:31:26] This guy got back good.
[06:31:33] Oh god.
[06:31:40] I think I don't like that.
[06:32:10] I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
[06:32:40] Dude Senate Duke what did I hit man? I thought for sure that was a fucking head
[06:32:57] All right, we're going for the vertical
[06:33:10] Oh my god.
[06:33:17] Oh, okay.
[06:33:22] What are you holding?
[06:33:31] I
[06:33:45] Did I hit him again?
[06:33:53] You can't hold that room wait, he's holding up
[06:34:01] Surely that's a man, surely you've had enough.
[06:34:19] You die coward stuff, on your back.
[06:34:27] Fuck you
[06:34:33] Okay, I got mugged you
[06:34:40] What does fucking see
[06:34:43] That guy got gold arm. Oh
[06:34:47] We got a big weapon too way
[06:34:57] My weapon now, bitch.
[06:35:05] OH MY!
[06:35:13] Sleep now, buddy.
[06:35:15] What else do you have?
[06:35:26] You have. He's done this.
[06:35:49] There's like a sight. Oh, he's over the plunge!
[06:35:52] Yeah
[06:36:16] Yeah
[06:36:22] Are you getting on?
[06:36:39] That's a light.
[06:36:46] Is he crippled buddy?
[06:36:56] I've come for the warrior.
[06:37:06] No.
[06:37:11] It can't be.
[06:37:18] It cannot be, dude.
[06:37:22] It's not him! It cannot be!
[06:37:36] After all this time.
[06:37:41] Don't make me do it, bro.
[06:38:11] I can't take it, shut off.
[06:38:18] I don't think.
[06:38:23] I don't think.
[06:38:30] I don't think.
[06:38:37] Shut up. I don't think.
[06:39:07] Really?
[06:39:12] An evil blade.
[06:39:17] What the fuck?
[06:39:23] Who the fuck had said that?
[06:39:29] Who the fuck?
[06:39:31] You're not a god. You're not me or her. Fuck this.
[06:39:35] Who the fuck had said that?
[06:39:59] We'll need to know that I missed, okay?
[06:40:23] and Kyrus on log. So there's another rank, I feel it? Oh wait, nooo. I got a piece of
[06:40:40] uhh
[06:40:42] It's so heavy
[06:40:47] baby?
[06:40:51] meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
[06:40:57] what the fu-
[06:41:10] I
[06:41:40] Oh, got him out.
[06:41:46] I mean, we look kind of cool.
[06:42:00] Do the spinning Beyblade move?
[06:42:11] Ummm.
[06:42:17] I'll fall over and die.
[06:42:21] What's the low reason for killing these peasants?
[06:42:23] We're putting down riots, dear.
[06:42:53] Take him over here.
[06:42:57] Take him over here.
[06:43:01] I'll get ya.
[06:43:06] Gross thing moves so fast.
[06:43:14] I want to see some real quick menu
[06:43:44] There ain't no way.
[06:44:01] Get off of me, bro.
[06:44:10] I mean, as far as weapons go, there are worse first ones.
[06:44:29] I'm taking the goat though.
[06:44:40] Rain. Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain.
[06:44:43] Just saw the end? Yeah.
[06:44:50] Dead.
[06:44:51] They move so much faster than I thought.
[06:45:03] Ow!
[06:45:04] What's the actual name of this thing they gave it a name?
[06:45:09] Or it's always had a name.
[06:45:12] In the labra? Oh my! Holy shit! We so big he bit me! Fuck off! Alright we'd love to go there.
[06:45:38] I'm dead. I'm dead.
[06:45:42] He's beat my ass!
[06:45:46] He's beat my ass!
[06:45:50] Dude, he's stomping me!
[06:45:54] Dude, spell like a gorilla, man.
[06:46:10] You're flailing his limbs around.
[06:46:12] I don't think we're getting back up.
[06:46:18] Come on man, come on, grab him.
[06:46:25] Okay, don't grab his mouth though.
[06:46:34] That's where his teeth are.
[06:46:38] Help me!
[06:46:40] Help me!
[06:46:42] Please!
[06:46:44] Woohoo! Don't bite me!
[06:46:55] Oh yeah, you ain't gettin' up. You ain't gettin' up. No one gets up from that.
[06:47:00] Slumped.
[06:47:08] Okay.
[06:47:12] Guys?
[06:47:14] That is not how you spell that.
[06:47:24] What does our character look like?
[06:47:37] It seems to be the same every time.
[06:47:42] default John Bolsonaro should we call him John Bolson are you guys think that guy named
[06:48:07] Just kid Jeffrey Epstein like he asked me to tell him to do.
[06:48:19] Yeah, man.
[06:48:22] Yeah.
[06:48:24] What's that?
[06:48:24] What's that one?
[06:48:25] Uh, one emo where it's like the people and it looks like super like glad.
[06:48:29] Is it just glad?
[06:48:30] Good.
[06:48:32] It's like the, it's like smiling.
[06:48:36] Yeah.
[06:48:37] Yeah, he did.
[06:48:42] Oh my.
[06:48:45] Looks like it hurt, huh?
[06:48:52] Feels glad man in my PFB.
[06:48:58] Oh fuck, I can't see it.
[06:49:01] Yeah, that one, uh...
[06:49:06] There's like a... what's the name of like the tiny...
[06:49:19] Oh god, the variant.
[06:49:27] The fact that this guy has an axe is fucked up.
[06:49:30] Yeah, that one, like...
[06:49:36] Yeah, people. This is me.
[06:49:39] It's a place to leave the fuck alone.
[06:50:00] He- he- he KIDD UP, MAN!
[06:50:07] Look at him!
[06:50:14] He does not follow the same rules, at least!
[06:50:18] I just...
[06:50:22] Watch.
[06:50:27] Wait.
[06:50:28] John Bolsonaro is okay. Why is he not okay?
[06:50:33] Maybe he's like full, and he's like tired, man.
[06:50:39] Take that. Take that.
[06:50:46] Fuck you, dude.
[06:50:50] Double it. That's a dub.
[06:50:53] I'm being attacked. Just pick it up, you fucking idiot.
[06:50:58] Fuck you!
[06:51:06] I shouldn't be doing this, but I'm gonna.
[06:51:08] I miss using these tiny weapons.
[06:51:13] We're the one we knocked out of his hand go.
[06:51:17] Yippee!
[06:51:22] Yep.
[06:51:26] What did I say?
[06:51:31] What did I say?
[06:51:37] Boxing is on- he disarmed me!
[06:51:42] He disarmed me!
[06:51:55] Oh, this one sucks. It's okay.
[06:52:02] Hello?
[06:52:12] Let go, let go of him, let go of him, let go of him, let go of him.
[06:52:19] He's fucking grabbing me, man.
[06:52:23] Help!
[06:52:24] Mom!
[06:52:28] Prep's here.
[06:52:29] Idiot.
[06:52:32] Okay, that is work.
[06:52:39] I need you to grab that.
[06:52:40] Thank you.
[06:52:42] Is that my blood on him?
[06:52:59] Probably.
[06:53:00] That's awesome.
[06:53:07] Sure is how many in his blood.
[06:53:18] What you got?
[06:53:20] It's a flail.
[06:53:21] We like flails.
[06:53:29] just hit him bro
[06:53:31] shlump
[06:53:37] you like that?
[06:53:40] why don't you take a little nibble on the way down you fucking piece of shit
[06:53:43] if you fucking get past there
[06:53:54] run
[06:53:59] So, hey, where's the big man?
[06:54:03] Maybe I haven't killed enough guys.
[06:54:23] Oh, fuck! Jesus!
[06:54:29] Leave me alone!
[06:54:34] OOOOOOOH!
[06:54:41] Yeah, I don't think so buddy.
[06:54:43] Okay, maybe.
[06:54:44] Dude, my hit actually holds it like this.
[06:55:01] That's crazy.
[06:55:02] Why does it do that?
[06:55:03] I don't know what I think about it.
[06:55:04] I was doing it with Flails every time I used them.
[06:55:07] You like that, big man?
[06:55:11] You like that big man?
[06:55:24] Okay, holy fuck man!
[06:55:41] I will have it.
[06:55:52] Look it.
[06:56:03] Fuck it, stab your ass in the head, babe.
[06:56:07] Oh god, babe.
[06:56:10] Estab little bitch.
[06:56:18] I never thought I'd be saying it.
[06:56:19] I never thought of saying it with a J.
[06:56:22] Good idea.
[06:56:23] Okay.
[06:56:33] Just put it on.
[06:56:39] I'm closing out.
[06:56:40] You're looking at your ass in the mirror to see your tattoo.
[06:56:45] Man.
[06:56:46] I mean, I have.
[06:56:49] Honestly, I forgot I had an asset to until you said something.
[06:56:55] And now I remember.
[06:56:58] Dude, the fact that, like, so the regular zombies, he's gonna bite me.
[06:57:09] Oh, so sorry, dude.
[06:57:16] See ya.
[06:57:19] I forgot what I was saying.
[06:57:26] Oh.
[06:57:27] You're not dead.
[06:57:34] I don't want whatever the fuck that is, thank you, let's go time, oh there he is.
[06:58:00] I'm dead, goodbye there.
[06:58:10] I needed that.
[06:58:21] Got it.
[06:58:24] Sound like armor.
[06:58:26] You're lying.
[06:58:36] You fucking hate, oh man, I'm not using too much.
[06:58:47] I've evolved beyond wildly flailing my arms in this game.
[06:58:50] Who we got?
[06:58:57] Who's that?
[06:58:59] My character's scared or something.
[06:59:01] You got a breath, buddy?
[06:59:06] Hi.
[06:59:08] Here's your bow staff.
[06:59:16] This is like a mechanic.
[06:59:42] Oh, we forgot our inhaler.
[06:59:53] True, actually.
[06:59:56] Oh.
[06:59:58] We got a lot of long fellas.
[07:00:08] Okay, we got a little reliable.
[07:00:14] Fuck it, I got it.
[07:00:17] Get back here.
[07:00:19] My heck, you fucking bastard!
[07:00:22] Forget it.
[07:00:24] Come on, man.
[07:00:26] Come on.
[07:00:28] Why why was that happening that has to be a bug
[07:00:42] We'll play some abyss mode tomorrow. I'm actually looking forward to especially if they got a little bosses
[07:00:47] But we'll see if not then we'll play something else afterwards. I
[07:00:51] Am gonna go pee in my toilet and then get some food
[07:00:58] My throat hurts a little bit.
[07:01:02] Nice one, Nolan.
[07:01:03] Yeah, that's not my name.
[07:01:05] However, thanks for watching.
[07:01:07] See you guys tomorrow.