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FMV: A High Quality Visual-Audio Experience Guaranteed To Make You Say "Wow"!
02-05-2026 · 7h 51m
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Greetings elder brothers.
Greetings.
What news do you bring of the Peach Blossoms?
I can't wait to get to hell fire man.
DBC is out dude they released the first expansion for World of Warcraft.
They released that shit.
Wow.
Dude I can't wait to get to hellfire man.
Dude, talking to that general chat is like the bearish chat.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
I hope I see some check door jokes.
Turn this shit up.
I'm not going to be able to
streamer your six weight is plotting it with the low low the low yang to the pose you
get her out execution time
I have no idea. I have no idea what this FMV game is about. A famous fitness influencer
must fight for survival when she's being hunted by killers. Your decisions determine whether
whether she lives or dies. We're piloting a TikTok influencer.
And...
Ooh, will there be hot ladies in this one?
Um, I can see people being attracted to this lady. Sure
That's not why I'm playing though
I was learning Mandarin going
What do you call what do you call it when you haven't begun trying
You'll play this but not the Chinese f of the time traveling princess game
him. Chinese FMVs universally suck. Universally suck. I find no humor in them. I find no humor
in them. I do not. I do not. This, however, is an interactive C tier horror movie that
I get to play. That's awesome. He hates breakout 13. I played that. That's the one where the
can get sent to like the fucking like detention camp.
Right.
That game sucks.
It sucks.
It was poorly translated.
It was not good.
You liked it, bro.
What was your favorite part?
Tell me.
Tell me.
No Jalix or Subbot.
This game only has 8 reviews on Steam.
Yeah, because it came out today.
Cron dude and Kamaritanive and Kami of Love.
Thanks for Subbot.
This game has zero followers and zero viewers on Twitch before this stream, so.
We're exploring uncharted territory right now.
LND and FatHalbert, thanks for some of it.
World first.
What do you think of my katsu style general sause chicken looks good actually I also bought
rice cooker since you've been fun of me so much for my rice. I will say your
rice still looks boiled somehow, I'm not sure what's going on here. It might be just the long grain.
Hey, sleeping anything to something? This is not the 4k camera.
I gotta thank some subscribers. You guys ready, fellas?
Wipes my hand across my nose.
Welcome in.
Welcome in.
Look at my badge, man.
I got sick yesterday because you took off.
Right?
Maybe sexy one second for my wife.
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Just got diagnosed. So what's good my Rita?
Not your diagnosis probably welcome back.
You know, I do have this.
I've been talking to my agent.
OK.
Now, there are there are innovators in my space
who came out with glasses.
Cookie, they came up with cookie.
Maybe some crypto coin.
Blue light lotion and now you, my cancer adult friend, I have joined the ranks of mercantile merchant man.
And I've got something that can shrink your brain tumor.
It's a blue light butt plug.
Utilizing vibrations we can dislodge the tumor and it will come out of your nose
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Just like sucking down the hot dog. I can't even do one a keto tempest on side x
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50 months says you are gay low dot dot dot dot dot
Christian thanks for seven I'm not quite sure we're out right now
Welcome back. Scaticus thinks was up in this name, but I'll head nerd thinks was up and go to a module in friendy and fairy harry
A god is a sock
Is it like a lake in a reachable oranges and a drop of topaz and barbeque and a Haley and
literally
Then Alan thinks for something they say was last time we got P in your pants
I don't know probably yesterday keel 99 this was a bit job it
Zombo Technics or something.
Mmm.
You pooped out over a dozen gallbladder stones.
Felt like regular poop.
Did you reach in and count them?
How does that work?
Brother man?
Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh brother man.
You scoop them out?
My man looking like a 90s Star Trek villain?
Me!
Me!
So Sex on the Extra Subbit?
it almost I got catfish today what do I do stop talking to women stop jerking
off get a gym membership
invest in a coin
Oh yes! Rich is awesome, makes me so... Oh yes!
I don't want to leave my house to go to the gym, that's fine.
10 push-ups every time you kill a mob and wow, maybe like every 10 mobs.
Build yourself a standing desk.
Doomster makes your sub it.
Warren Garthix for sub it.
It is.
Doomster makes your sub it.
Anonymous is scripting one sub.
BTW thinks Anani Moose can create a moon coin so you can grift me.
Guys if I ever came out with a coin it would be legitimate
It's up under my eye, I think I'm having a stroke
I want you guys to imagine for a moment
Those of you who can all right early 2000s you're like middle school or whatever dude
high school elementary school.
Yep.
Some stupid mouth drooling little kid comes up to you at recesses like dude why don't
you give me a dollar for my new my new form of currency I invented.
the it's like the the mulch that they throw down at playgrounds dude he's just holding mulch he's like
hmm i think i will spend real money on this money what can i get with it maybe nothing
but also maybe a lot of stuff
Maltz coin is one to one billion USD now. I
slide in and give the kid $10, thus inflating the price to 1000. Holy fuck. J3, thanks for
some. Yeah, those who made the coin are also after the kids in the same yard.
So it took me a second.
I don't know if they've drawn a parallel between crypto bros and being
pedophiles, but they've done it with politicians and like movie stars and stuff.
definitely definitely I hide her over right there for sure
Snakes are some business owners
Epstein funded Bitcoin real super reflex and Sean makes her
something why do you guys keep bringing up this Epstein guy I
don't understand who you're what the obsession is. You keep talking about it.
We should move on. There's so many old people dying in hospitals and stuff. We
should do that out there instead.
I mean Mr. Epstein could bring it up Jeffrey might my beloved whose eyes are like stars
The biggest stars, the slopes of his shoulders were like Mount Olympus.
I mean, Mr. Epstein.
Why don't we talk about something else?
Okay.
Sure.
Just took a fat shit. It was liquid diarrhea. Nice green health issues of it
Lacks mercantile missile projectors of it. You'll forget about it when he bombs Iran next month
You know, I think this is kind of one that they don't forget about I think this is I think this is one
The people probably are not gonna forget about
And let me tell you why, okay, because people forget about people, namely, the government
dropping bombs all the way across the ocean, and they've historically done that for many
decades.
Sorry, I don't think she's done it.
It's just in. We're launching the new stimulus check. They keep saying 8 million
Epstein files. How about 8 million drum bucks for everybody? You can use it on the government
cheese four million drum coins is worth one month of rent guaranteed if your
landlord says no have them call me
we got a politics channel discord I'm gonna tell you okay first of all this is
Mostly a no-polyday stream. Okay, that's it. It's kind of hard to ignore, right?
Um
A little bit these days, right? I don't know if that's because I've gotten a little bit older
Um, or if it's just so absolutely heinous and disgusting that it is impossible to do now you might be thinking
How about a place for paying subscribers to your channel?
to discuss current events. Sorry, but, uh, no one gets paid enough to moderate people
discussing politics online and no one ever does it civilly. Guess what? Go, go type slurs
in Asmongold's chat or go post somewhere on Reddit, your opinion. Maybe someone will
read that shit and then reply and you guys can have a constructive, like conversation.
Uh, I, here's, here's my opinion. Discussion of politics online in that capacity has never
ever been fruitful ever. Because being able to do it online by any keyboard without seeing
somebody does not allow for a like respectful conversation. And I'm not saying a respectful
conversation is not possible online. It's just more often than not. If you are in a
political discussion or debate with someone in real life, you're probably not going to,
I think you're more likely to listen to what the other person is saying, right?
Does that make sense?
Do that make sense?
I don't know.
Listen to the deadlock here is I personally think Silver is fucking busted.
Disgustingly strong.
Um,
That's that said, there is counterplay.
It's just the way that you counterplay silver is not something
that is immediately apparent.
She glows when she's about to transform and basically what she's going to
transform you just run away.
That's the counterplay, right?
So the way you counterplay silver is moving fast, uh, having stuns,
like literally just running away from her.
Um,
And there's a lot of people get frustrated. They're like, dude, why is this silver able
to level one dive my tower and like the fucking street brawl man? I'm like, bro.
It's got like 55% resist all across the board, including like mainly resist or some stupid
shit. Like a four second hyper nuke that heals her. Like, dude, just walk away.
Yeah, she has headshot resist.
You see overwatch too is just overwatch now.
We gotta get the game devs off of social media boys.
Holy guacamole.
Did I did see that and I did I spammed a bebop last night bros.
Holy fuck dude.
spammed a bebop last night, bros. Holy fuck, dude.
Holy moly, dude.
And I was like, this is what it's like to play hook man's in fun game.
I want you guys to think about something.
Right. Listen up.
And Jiu Jitsu Kaisen, Gojo Satoru uses, what is it, fucking, he uses a godlike power to
like regenerate his body.
I forget what it's called.
Basically, he had to be born with it, limitless, some shit, yeah, reverse course technique.
Anyway, what it is does not matter. Okay, but the way it's described is basically he's using it as soon as he is hit
In order to basically regenerate his body, right?
Now think think about any teamfight you've ever had in like Overwatch was someone getting like healed by like a Mercy beam, dude
like everyone's gojo-satro in that game bro when you're getting healed in like
why get shot by like 1,000 bullets at a time
mercy is a fucking gojo-satro beam dude you know
gojo solo is the entire overwatch first what I'm saying is if there's one
character and another character who is healing that first character I think go
I think he loses
Maybe not now he probably beats our ass, but it's not the point. Okay
My point is
I
I wish there was a lower reason for how the the healing worked in these uh these hero makeshooters
Just like just like a two-page breakdown like a comic or some shit
Like what's the explanation?
Horrors horsey for 100 months gods up. Thank you very much
It just works isn't it nanomachines
TF2 explains it do they explain it in the the methametic video? I don't remember
It's been a long time.
Explanation video.
I think you're fucking funny, dude.
Hey, stun.
Can you please be frank with me? There's emo called O in this chat.
Or not.
Multiple people have been trying to gaslight me into thinking it is real.
You mean OM?
Yeah, Silver is cool. I think people who pick Graves and Streebrawl, very IDF
coded. I was selling off offline chat before stream that I played against a guy
who built Echo Shard for her wall.
What does IDF stand for? Google it.
Graves got nerfed. Unfortunately, she's shit.
I will say the base or five softer graves was being able to shoot her zombies and they slowed down slowly.
Fuck that stupid bitch. Yes, sir.
Dude, the fuck is your hairline? What air, man?
You know my hairline right here.
Okay.
This is the Vanguard top three deadlock waifus
I got I'm not looking at chat I have my OBS maximized I'm trying to think
I know who my one and two are but I don't want to say them first. I'm gonna figure out who my three is
I'll just say me get us whatever. I don't care. Number two lady geist. Oh! Number one viper, dude.
Oh
And after walking this for so
I think I think I think the Viper voice acting is genuinely some of the best voice acting like any game I've ever played
Yup, yup, yup
He loved New Jersey
Better than the E33 yeah by a million miles. Sorry
The burly priest won the next vote. What about my my 200 votes for Celeste?
No
Deadlock Vigo so fucking hard dude in the music at that lock. Oh
Oh
I've never actually heard this song, but it's still bop in the-
Dude so good. This is the one here. This one is much better.
Momma Mia dear.
So good.
Why is Valve the best at everything?
They're in it for the love of the game
Johnny Allen bear lucha, thanks for some
They had their own steam the the the biggest game distribution service of all time that generates infinite money, right?
So they don't they don't have to make games to generate money
And that lock does not generate money and it has not for however long it's been in beta alpha or whatever
And I don't know I'm a valve fanboy. Okay, I'll admit it the way that they make games is inherently cool
They let people just work on whatever the fuck they want to work according to our news reports. Yeah, I don't know if that's actually true, but
I
For million thanks for seven me attended calls six or seven bread bone on up
And bear loot so thanks for so
Favorite valve game ever
Oh
Yeah, it's left for dead to yeah, I wasn't even thinking left for dead it has to be left for dead to you
Yeah
Yep, yep, I
Got two purples on an in over 100 to a experts can you cast a hex on Jag X for me?
No, clearly spandex or something
It wasn't that good.
Never forget.
Artifact the Dota card game crowd reaction.
Okay, this video does not have context, brothers.
All of these people were anticipating a different announcement, so.
And at this point, the Hearthstone fatigue was already pretty high.
let me tell you I I played one game artifact I had installed it dude I did
your top 100 in a hearst stone right now because you're the only you're there's
only other people playing there that's not flanks
you installed it yeah I got access to a very early build of artifacts actually
before it was announced the only people playing were like dota people doing
crevice or something I can't keep sucking it you actually get stuff like
that is a streamer buff or something else. Yeah. Yeah. And let me tell you, I'm the
only game I've ever been like, holy fuck, like my streamer for the village. Like I'm
so glad I have it. I don't understand like this is 100% worth my time. The only time
I've ever gotten early access to a game and it's been worth it. Deadlock. Deadlock. I've
And I've had access to dozens of games early, dude.
Why?
I don't know.
To play a MOBA, I feel like you literally have to
lose a part of your brain,
or like, activate a synapse in your brain.
Like, without any previous MOBA knowledge,
playing a MOBA, I remember what had happened for me.
What it finally clicked. I was like, Oh, now am I the greatest mobile player of all time? No, no
But I don't think anyone plays a mobile for the first time in like get say, you know what I mean
What was your reaction to deadlock alpha leaking?
Are you talking about uh, I
Don't know what the fuck you're talking about and I don't want to figure it out so use your words
Fat hit man in Trombie and their first site. This was a bit
Night be a you this was a bit
We'll be releasing Moon Moon merch soon. Hopefully we'll get nipple rings. I got to speak to my agent and chosen
Yeah, I don't even I've never I've not even messaged him directly a bit like yeah, you want to make art for this, right? I
Want to I want to mask
With the shin sonic teeth on it dude that was a that was a suggestion from chat two days ago, I think
Um, what was the other one brother just do Japanese denim
What makes the deadlock VA so good for it to beat E33? Is there a lot of dialogue or something?
Um, they talk to each other the way that the the left for dead characters talk to each other but
much less. Yeah, the way that the lines are delivered for a lot of people, not every career,
I think Sinclair is not good personally. He needs to be changed. Sinclair seems unfinished.
Yeah, you see ow's big update. I know that they dropped the two
Now we're gonna make good on a promise we made nine years ago overwatch one PvE game mode
Yo
Yo
Will I still be able to play Overwatch if I only ever played Overwatch 2?
Will I keep my skins with a Z?
10 new characters coming in 2026 too.
I
Don't give a shit. I want to
Do
One deadlock did that shit first multiple times boom mugged to I've never seen a new overwatch character, but like ooh
Like since I stopped playing where I was like, oh, maybe I'll install this shit and keep this new character to you
Not once not once and there's been many new characters as a
Black wire thanks for seven
Not even for jetpack cat. No
Not even for jetpack cat. Whatever the fuck that is
Check Domina, she got big titties.
Whoop!
Damn!
I have an idea for you to run past your agent, what if your fat ass showed up on time?
There seems to be a misunderstanding, okay?
Alright.
Another chatter was saying that they said my agency should fire me for not showing up
on time.
That's not how that works.
I'm not their employee, brother.
Hello?
Vitamin Cream takes your sub.
jobless then yep and homeless if you stop streaming how long before they
dropped you is this guy an idiot chat do I even respond to this or what I don't
even know chat should I respond to that yes or no chat chat a jet
instantly
If you lost both of your arms and you were a firefighter, how long until they stop making
you the supplementing you do firefighting, you know, in like probably right away.
Probably right away, dude.
If you get paralyzed, that's ableist true.
me when me when the guy with no arms rolls up in the fire truck holding the hose by his
mouth and I'm in the burning apartment complex.
You playing New Genics Tuesday?
Yeah, peep it out.
There's a lot of good games coming out.
They legit might keep you on they should you should see some of the people at my job
Yeah, that was a bad example actually because they're probably like desk jobs and shit they can do
Neo 3 tomorrow well it comes out in five hours, so maybe a little bit tonight. No, I got another game after this one
me personally I did not play neo one or two so I think I remember playing neo two and
be like
she's ames now they said
it's koi tecmo you played woulong it's the same shit
Yeah, well long sucked ass, by the way.
Follow up.
I think I think I'm probably I've probably played more coey
Tecmo games than most of you motherfuckers in chat as well.
You've played zero nice nice
Bros punching down
I'm gonna say if there's if there's someone who should be like interested in me, oh, it's me, but it didn't work
Wrong I owned Gundam worry dynasty warriors on 360
So did I brother
And guess what on my ps3 emulator dude, you know, I downloaded one of the the new ones as well
It wasn't bad actually. It wasn't bad.
It was not bad.
Sorry, my PS3 Pro. Ten years, ten thousands of streams
venerable or an OG respect.
We're going to play Cruelty Squad.
Please check email for discord on ban request. I would appreciate it to tell my side
Actually, you know what if there's a if there's a moderator listening right now, tell me what that guy did
Ndms not in chat
I tend I tend to err on the side of forgiveness a lot of the time that said I really do not
I
Do not like reading about the fucking the discord drama whatever the fuck goes down dude like holy shit, man
Holy fuck dude go outside go outside
Go outside go outside bro if I do if I get if I get messaged a page of
Fucking context dude like
The two pages
What's going on here, what kind of emails we got going on here, let me sit my Joe and
see what's going on.
fucker 22 won't stop adding you even though you blocked them and there's like
20 20 pictures of screenshots and deep lore about how you guys used to be best
friends and stuff dude fuck you shut up shut up shut up fuck man get a grip I'll
I'll be right back, I'll be right back.
Thank you.
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Hey fellas, same eight songs, yeah.
Hey fellas, I just want you guys to be nice to each other, is that so hard?
Let me check, Mongo to confirm if they are a bot or not.
He says, I am not a bot.
That was that was my first impression as well
Good enough for me
I'll pay you 40 k just to shape that little hair in the middle of your forehead
Get the contract for after dude, yeah, I got a lot of money to pay brother
You guys ready to play the greatest game ever made that was released today?
Made with Unity apparently?
No I'm not, turn it off.
Is this a controller game?
I saw a chatter on the video stream, it was like,
oh you're playing an FMV game, I'm out.
I don't understand the fucking immersion FMV games.
These things are like oddities man.
I
Pause to choices no
Oh nice man I
Think there's a lot of trees
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
This is just one of those point point it click-and-point adventure games
Dude, I will not stand by FMV slander. Okay, you may reduce it to point and click or choice slop
Okay
All right
But isn't that just every game?
Every time a boss attacks you in Elm Ring and you press the roll button, you're making
the choice to dodge the damage.
Think about that.
They all lead to the same ending.
Oh, back a laugh.
This guy posted that shit four times.
We're going to the top middle at five endings!
And GLFMV strings are my favorite, me too.
Actually, let's do pause.
Let's see, now I want to be able to talk about the choices with you guys.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
My kind of game, fellows.
This guy is having trouble with his belt, dude.
Could your belt be any janglier?
Yeah, sorry.
It was my nanos.
And started wearing it after I took over the farm.
Mm.
Or did you want...
morning sex?
No.
Oh.
I mean, I don't know.
Oh, no.
I've got to conserve my energy.
Right, yeah, I figured.
I got my nana this set for her birthday.
Say it again, dude.
You can spot it a mile off.
You've mentioned both your grandparents
while I'm billing for mourning sex.
Shit, sorry, Xana.
You remembered my name.
Thanks for last night.
There's not a lot of people to do that without air.
Did you have a good time?
Do you want feedback?
Oh my god, Matteo.
Hey, you remember my name too?
Oh.
Well, only the locals call me Matteo, though.
I was Matt back home.
So, if you want to call me that, or Matteo works, you know?
Either.
I hate this guy.
Honestly, you were the only guy I met.
There are others out here.
He spoke English.
Come on, that's not a deal breaker.
I was born after the Second World War.
Fair enough.
Okay, I guess, uh, yep.
All right, go.
Oh, what if she robs you, dude?
Where the fuck are we, Zana?
Is this a David Cage game?
Wow.
I'm just gonna eat this guy.
It's not a dude!
You want me to open it?
Hey!
No, thank you.
I mean, Grazia.
Ciao.
Oh, ciao.
It's got a tracking device.
It's got a tracking device.
Hex?
Flip was that?
Is that garlic?
Mushrooms?
A very good morning, everybody. How are you? Please excuse the mess that is in my face.
I haven't slept because I've been traveling all night. This week's run diary is going
to be a goddamn special one because I am celebrating reaching drumroll, please. Five
million followers and it's all thanks to you guys. So I have traveled to the Veneto
or Veneto region.
GZ.
Northern Italy.
Now let me tell you something, the drive from the airport alone was absolutely breathtaking.
One minute I was driving along Lake Garda, and the next minute I was on Monte Balda.
And now, I'm in this little remote village called Livettino, which is world famous for
its running trails.
So guys, I'm gonna finish getting ready and do something about this, and I'm gonna catch
you on my running trail.
She's already wearing makeup though.
She wants to bed drunk?
Yeah, but she didn't change her makeup.
Good morning, Santa.
I see you're in a new location.
Do you need navigation?
Not today, Myrie.
Santa I see you're in a new location. Do you need navigation? Not today, Myrie.
Girl lost.
What is this American bitch doing?
Look at her, it's dirty jogging.
Chow.
Hi.
Choices matter, boys.
Boom.
Shhh.
Stop.
You fucking idiot.
That's a Luigi, bro.
He's wearing green, too.
Is that his fucking walker?
I'm sorry.
Hi.
Can I give you a hand?
Thanks.
Where?
Over there.
Can you imagine just leaving there?
Okay.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
But you're not for Libertina.
And you guess.
No, I'm just passing through.
Your village is very beautiful.
We people stay beautiful too.
Mmm.
Only here, 80, 90, 100 years.
I heard.
Did they're playing the Italian anthem?
Fix on me.
What's your secret?
Is it a version?
Italian anthem?
What's your secret?
Is it a great olive oil and a good wine?
Simple.
We live for each other and respect the land.
When you are with us, we care for nature and buildings from our past.
A real sense of community.
Yes.
But they're not a little secret.
We know Jeffrey Epstein.
We make love every day.
More or less.
Okay.
I'll save some bottles if you survive your trail.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Take care.
Take care.
Simple weed and a baby.
We suck at the adrenal chrome.
Bottled.
Wait, is this... the run?
Is that a tattoo gun?
Yeah, so what do you think would look better?
Um, uh, tribal, Arabic...
Cliff, you're wasted.
You were going to be paying penance with your life
if you get a tattoo.
Mom and Dad are going to kill you.
There's that trusty cat.
The go-champing gun.
Relax, okay?
Jocelyn's the only one getting one.
Who's Jocelyn?
Girl.
No shit.
Don't get her name tattooed.
Or mine.
Or yours, for that matter.
Jocelyn's like a huge fan, by the way.
Say hi, babe.
Oh my god, Zedna, you kicked ass in Tyran Queen.
I've got a new run diary dropping tonight.
Oh, bet.
I'll be watching.
Do you use me to get girls?
Of course.
Hey!
Shut up.
So is that why you called me?
Yeah.
So just give me one sec, okay?
I'll be right back, babe.
Stay strong.
The stars are so unique.
Um, could you wire me some cash?
It's like a little expensive out here.
You mean drugs are expensive.
Cliff, you're supposed to be studying.
Well, I'm nearly migrating anyway.
Hmm.
Come on, it's a handle.
It's nice to be lived, you know?
Like, we're all going to die someday.
Would you rather...
Say that.
Okay, so, like, the cash, I mean, like, I promise, I'll never ask again.
It's just so I can get through this day.
I'll do it.
Please.
Okay fine, but this is the last time you bum.
Jesus approach.
I'll send it now before my signal drops out.
Sign on a loser.
Arrivederci asshole.
Hmm, is that like 20 bucks?
Hello, Santa. How can I help?
Transfer $200 to Clifford Hendricks.
Transaction complete.
It's just that easy, baby.
Two, only two hundred.
What do you mean only two hundred?
Hello?
Can I see the sign again, please?
Let's get some elevation going.
Holy moly.
You ever get the feeling like you're being followed?
Don't drink that!
Oh God, the Giardia now.
I get why they call it the run now.
Dear Catholic Jesus, give me the strength I need to win this high school race.
Yeah, she's smoking him dude.
This is distinctly a different person by the way.
They tried that.
Why am I playing this?
I'm not playing and I'm watching it, idiot.
It's a fucking movie
Slames you against the locker
Hey guys, it's me so I just began my run and I feel amazing and the air out here is incredible
I wonder a little bit Tina has the highest life expectancy in Europe
Everyone here is like 85 plus of giving vampire. It is a little bit isolating
But reviews like this?
Seriously.
Who cares?
She-
Whoa!
She-
It's funny, she's still live on TikTok.
It's just like...
The inside of her backpack right now.
Hey guys, you can't believe what I just found at the start of my trail.
Brought wire.
For those of you who don't know what it is,
It's used in hunting to maim prey or in warfare to kill stuffily either way
It's not great to find at the beginning of my trail
This bitch booby trapped
Let's see we keep exploring a wee bit
I mean, it's probably been put here to catch squirrels or something.
Yeah, not people though.
Anyway, onwards.
What squirrel gets hit by this, by the way?
A giant squirrel?
Get dysentery, drink some more.
You really do be influencing, huh?
Um...
Guys?
It must have been an artifact on my camera.
Castello means castle.
means Castle, Ivia?
Holy moly!
I don't know if I would investigate personally.
Okay, this is crazy, you guys.
I found a whole ass frickin' castle.
Fuckin' Europe, right?
And before you guys come at me for trespassing, this place looks totally abandoned.
I wonder what secrets and history lie within these walls.
Let's go have a look.
Wow
Okay, how do we get out there?
Okay, well I teleported
This looks like a tower entrance.
AHHHHHHH!
Wow, guys. This is a lot of steps.
Really, it smells like...
Wow.
This is insane.
I'm noticing a bit of a thing here.
I'm here.
Humidity?
How chill would it have been to be like an Italian guard
in the 1300s, dude?
Sit up here drinking like bold wine, dude.
You're wearing a crossword of Pezzano.
Crossbow of Pezzano gets a little too close to the fun of gay.
I think I'm gonna go out of here.
Okay.
Chill as fuck, dude.
Is there sex in this game?
Yes, actually.
Yes, am I drinking?
Caffeine?
Hmm, shall we head into the murder basement?
Chat, what do you think, Chat?
Should I?
She's doing the thing.
Chat, should I go down into the murder fuck you basement that's going to kill me?
Chat?
Or should I in stream?
Yo chat 10 gifted if we get jumped by the guy in the skull mask
This bitch is cliff farming right now dude actually
Okay, a bit of an anti-climax. Nothing to see here.
Where would you see about that? Did I say de-
Plot twist? I think I found a wine cellar.
I can't read that. It said butt at the end.
Close to your butt.
Rack one open.
OOOOOOOH!
Aw, he's just a cute homeless guy.
He was hiding!
Why are you running?
You know what you see is a poor person?
Yeah, but I'm the Joe Rogan experience, please.
A podcast.
Play this week's episode of The Chase Peter Show.
God is a 4D spaceship!
She's listening to her own podcast!
empathy and kindness for others
But nice girls
She's not saying niceness isn't a virtue. She's gonna cheat
Wait
They'll be the rest what would the world be without nice people terrible place
But I'm just saying leave it up to others if you have real goals
I think niceness just hinders you
Wow.
Slow down, man.
Dude, get off of the road!
Get off of the road! Get off of the road!
Fuck!
Where's your fucking problem?
Hello.
Hi.
Do you know the way to Nibbityna?
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah, if you follow this road around, you should end up in Nibbityna.
Hello.
Oh, Mr. Frog.
He sees my show.
Oh, he ate the bug.
No!
I guess this one worked.
Remove it!
After I heard that podcast, I'm going to make her do the absolute nicest thing that my choice
This is perfect.
Which we've already been doing.
Eww.
Pull it out.
We're going to need that brother.
Brother man.
Excalibur
Now these
He's annoying
They get up
That was a nice you could fold right
It looked like one, yeah.
I like Lancetta.
I was looking at the delicious ketchup squirting out of the ground.
What?
That looked like the old guy from the village.
Hey, yo, yep.
Hey, mine looks kinda evil actually.
Hogs this year runs as another 80 year old man who mentions having sex.
Hey guys, I am just checking in because running an unfamiliar trail has got me super jumpy.
And I need a distraction. I just got spooked by an old man and his dog. Can you believe that?
Anyway, I should have... I should have passed them by now, but...
that's who that's the dog you hear that at the night sounds distressed right
look or saw thanks for seven the old man pass out
Guys, it does sound kind of distressed, it sounds like it's barky, I don't know.
I a-fella!
By a cane!
Oh, shit.
These men, they mean it to murder me!
Holy fuck, they are cool!
Oh, shit.
These men, they mean it to murder me!
Holy fuck, they are cool!
Helping is the good choice.
Oh man, you know...
You gotta stay on that grind. That's right.
Hey guys, what's up? I'm in the Hills of Liberty.
I'm watching this old man get fucking murdered right now.
Chad, should I help him? 10 gifted if I help him though.
10 gifted. 50 gifted, I helped this guy.
Whoa! Wait, did he shoot that temp? Is that a gunshot?
Oh
You guys wanted that choice by the way
You've been training your whole life for this.
Oh
Right nice feet
But how
Is that a different guy?
Where'd your knife go?
This knife is way bigger than ours, man.
Holy shit
Is this the subway in London is this the tube station in London dude?
All you see you also have a pointy woe T
I'm gonna go low
Ouchie
I'm a firm believer and do the same move three times until they react at least.
Double down.
Like if someone just stabbed you in the leg, would you assume that they were going to stab
you in the leg again right yeah you're still standing though like you don't
think they would go high instead
You're golden street fighter six you're right
Chuck
That is why I'm cool actually
Apple
He's probably gonna die though.
Keep rushing.
I can't wanna get out.
He dead.
You left your knife.
That knife has been very useful so far.
Hey, Chad, what's up?
Just killed a guy in the Hills of Italy.
20 gifted if I call the ambulance for help.
W?
Chad, think about starting a fashion line.
Or a farming?
Wait, he's sending Bubba in here?
Oh, shit, that's the boss, um...
I like the music.
Hey chat.
I have just seen people die.
I'm just killed.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run to live.
Brian didn't help. You're caught.
The knife held. Stabbed to live.
Ack! I can't!
All right.
That Bruce Springsteen song begins to play.
How hard would that have hit right now?
She's still not sweaty? There she is.
In the face.
Hey it's the one tunnel in the beginning of the game of Ash and Steel that I couldn't
figure out how to get into, guys. Let's go in the tunnel. I'm calling it the the chick
you killed is the same one that you were running against. What? Our old high school bully came
all the way to Italy to try and fucking kill us as part of like some weird 3D printing mask
cult. Doubt it.
Is it everyone we ever knew or ever mean to?
It came to come fuck us up. We listened to your Chase Peters podcast episode.
And we're gonna take your advice.
There's like a house, kinda.
It's more like a sanitarium mayhaps.
Ooh, that's nice.
That's a good 3D printed Jesus, by the way.
Imagine putting it in that order.
Can we get Jesus nailed to the cross, please?
Without the cross
Sure, it'll take two days
There might be defects it comes out white instead of black
What the fuck
Oh, it's Bubba.
Is that a briefcase?
What'd you got in there, buddy?
Oh, no!
It's a cherry can!
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this?
Uh-oh.
What?!
Dodged you, bitch!
She was doing so good!
Well, we literally seek you seed the last guy.
We broke his arm and stabbed him in the chest.
No.
Leave.
My horse-lop tuber now you're the
the...
You into vtubers?
Anyone thinks we're so...
This is me watching vtubers jorkin'
Nice. Nice.
I feel like, I feel like Epstein would have been into VTubers, guys.
He wasn't the fanatic.
Oh, it's him. The guy we had sex with.
Is that a... inside? What's happening?
Okay, okay, come on. Meeting Mayor Stations for something?
what do you think iron mass actually is me I'm iron mess
it's three guys
just like you remember me this morning and that hot pink running gears hard to
miss
you will be
Really the wind gets up here
Stay here
I mean obviously this guy is like I think he's one of the mask man, but
He's probably like oh, yeah
That's like the three elders of our village they kill people and then we drink their blood so that we live to be 100 or some stupid shit
Everyone knows not to go up to the North Trail, dude. They're gonna jump your ass and kill you.
Lock that door.
Fits you nicely.
Sorry, I was just getting some firewood. I didn't mean to.
I mean this guy definitely does not deserve to get slapped
Well, I wasn't gonna wear your Grammy shit was I
And that you make on the door Mateo is harmless, right?
Waits?
Suska?
Rikki.
There's no crime around here.
Well, it's how you lock the doors.
I don't.
What?
Want to tell me what's going on?
Yeah, I borrowed some of your wife's clothes.
My wife?
Yeah, I don't think she'd mind.
Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
No, those are my Nana's clothes.
I told you about her this morning.
Anyway, why would you need them?
Cause mine made me look like a big pink target.
True, wait a second, plot hole failed.
Where is your Nonna?
She went for a run.
I'll tell you, I am running from three...
Now two... killers.
Killers?
Your Nonna is in serious danger.
Nothing bad ever happens out here I don't know what's going on either you want me to
run into the woods and leave you here alone what I steal from a farm you idiot wait this
This guy's just stupid.
Mateo, you have to believe me.
Show me proof.
Wait, we took the vlog!
We took the vlog!
Ooh!
That's Luigi!
What are you doing?
They're dangerous!
Mateo, listen to me.
Wait, the axe is gone.
Oh no, it's Boba, dude!
Okay, so taking the vlog didn't help at all then to convince him, because we were gonna
get attacked anyway here.
Help him!
There's a gun. I saw it. I mean, it probably doesn't work. Yeah, that rifle don't work,
boys. I don't know. That rifle ain't shooting shit, brother. I don't know. Never trust a
He's a gun in a European house.
A knife, however.
Weapon of choice.
The thing's been sharpened 20 times today.
I would have gone for the drop kick to the head personally, but...
Dude, he's even trying...
Holy...
Hurry it up, come on.
Come on.
Get out of these giants already, you're always going to go for the knees.
I would qualify the, uh, the after-mine as I, so... Jesus.
Get in her ass, Pete!
Not a how!
Is this half sword, dude?
So, why did you take a picture of that guy, it's like you take a video of that guy.
Yeah, of course I should have.
Please confess about taking a video of that guy getting murdered instead of helping him, please.
Is this him?
Yeah.
They both gave their all for me.
Now I'm out here just trying to do the same for them.
A rosary?
You're Catholic, huh?
It's Italy, dude.
I'm a stronger believer now than before.
Really?
It's like being in Utah where you're like, Mormon, man.
We need all the help we can get.
How many of those fuckers are out there?
It doesn't matter.
I'm finding my Nana.
Sure you are.
I think that Chatterer's right.
I think the first person we killed was the Nana.
Pretty much.
I'm ex-army.
You've been running?
Yeah.
We've run for miles and years.
Fair enough.
So what route did your Nana usually take?
Well, there's no usual.
Sometimes she takes the North Trail, sometimes the South.
She says hello to her friends in Libertina.
Then she takes the other trail on the way back home.
So which trail did you take?
I took the North.
But there wasn't any sign of her.
Unless...
Then we'll take the South Trail.
So how long does she usually take?
Six hours.
She's fast for 85.
Jesus.
I wonder if she features Savelain, your pillow talk.
Just a fine own, honestly.
That makes no sense. No, he kept bringing her up after they had sex with each other at the beginning of the game. It makes perfect sense.
Rest of peace to my Nana.
She got stabbed in the chest with a knife.
I don't know.
She was in home when I got back from your place.
So she could be anywhere on her own.
Jesus.
Things weren't complicated enough for me.
Shit.
What?
That's the car.
It looks abandoned.
What's the worst that could happen? We get shot by a super shotgun, man?
Alright. Let's check it out.
You don't have guns in Italy?
Now they most certainly do.
We're fighting the one guy with a working gun right now.
Ooh, they drink soda.
It's Anna.
It marked the homes outside Libertina.
Three guesses what the red X is being.
There's no mark on our farm.
Let's check the truck.
At least they haven't killed you yet.
There's no mark on our farm.
Let's check the truck.
At least they haven't killed me yet.
Anything?
I think you should see this.
What's all this?
Hunting deer.
And I know these are firearms boxes.
Is that what they're called?
Oh, gun cases.
Empty final arms boxes.
Um...
Let's go.
Ice load out?
Complete with the empty soda cans in the front seat.
Hey, let's take the car.
You can only follow the trail by foot.
The key's not in the ignition.
I better in that big fucker's pocket.
Okay, well, why don't we get help from somewhere?
Help's over an hour away.
There's only one option for me.
We'll follow him.
I bet if we go back, we die. I should've chose go back.
Man.
Mother Teresa trafficked humans by the way.
Dude, shut up, liberal.
Liberal?
Yeah, prove it, dude, prove it.
One new video message from Clifford Hendricks.
Mateo, slow down and say.
Dan!
Dan!
Yo, so we are riding home.
Well, I didn't get the tattoo again, but got these inside.
So, listen, I just want to say I love you.
Even though, like, I never get to see you anymore
you and more because I'm breaking the internet, but you just heard that success, right?
Stay on the grind, sis. Oh, and thank you so much for the money. As you can see, we are
riding home. Thanks to you. Dude, you told the chick you were with and you got money from your sister.
You're a weird boy.
My brother, Cliff,
is one of those unfalteringly positive people.
You know the type.
Can't go far.
You aren't positive?
No, I am when I need to be.
Come on, pick up the pace.
Yeah, we don't talk about that...
right now.
Your headphones stayed in?
Yeah, I forgot they're in half the time.
I'm the brand's ambassador.
I get five figures every time I say they're the best sports earphones I've ever bought.
Nice.
NANA!
He said, nice.
He's trying to get us killed.
Sorry.
Dude, the game is like, the game is pushing us to like belittle this guy, dude.
Like, like, the game is desperately pushing us to emasculate this guy.
I'm not gonna do it.
be careful okay okay yeah of course you're right this guy was in the army
bitch no you're old dude
take a bitch so
so your Nana always into fitness yeah she played sports with me all my life it
healthy too. My nano not so much. Smoking got him. She kept begging him to stop.
And he never did. In the end, she was right. As always.
Oh no!
I'm sorry. She sounds like a woman after me on hard.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You're too young to be here anyway.
I chose to be here.
You stupid bitch!
Obviously I chose to be out here in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Yeah, but why?
Obligations to your grandparents?
No, I wanted to better myself.
Welcome that Catholic discipline.
How much spag coffee on my monitor, by the way?
Jesus, your mom, it must have had ankles of steel to run this every day.
So listen, this is slightly awkward, but we knew some Catholic even knew the condom last night.
Uh... I don't know.
Jesus, why can't we remember?
Uh-oh.
Who's there?
Just a crazy old guy.
Please elaborate on the crazy old guy.
No, Red Mark.
Not in my opinion.
Easy, Tiger. We just passed two corpses in a car.
Yeah, they were killed hours ago.
How do you know?
What?
When you left my place this morning, you left by road.
You would have passed that car on your way home.
I go a different way.
Really?
Cause there's only one road on the map.
I go off road.
I helped you kill one of the things, yeah.
I mean, he's the guy with the shotgun, right?
God, I don't know what to believe anymore.
Okay, maybe not, guys. Maybe not.
Alright, maybe he's not the guy on the track right there.
Wait, that's not the shotgun guy, it's just the crazy old guy.
Mateo is the shotgun guy.
It would make sense too because...
I've wore the car worst part.
Fine.
They cover at least.
American my friend he's hurt he needs medicine do you have any medicine
Oh
Now
Yeah, she mama
Calm down
What?
What did he say?
He said I looked...
Justin Haupts.
I told you he's crazy.
I told you he's crazy.
I told you he's crazy.
Tell him he's crazy.
I told you he's crazy.
I told you he's crazy.
He said I looked...
...just insults.
Just insults.
I told you he's crazy.
He told you, he said.
He stepped on a bear trap.
Pachink!
Cosi successo.
Ero ussito questa mattina.
Ero una battuta di cascio.
Resta piece to my nauto.
We stepped on a bear trap.
Pachink!
He says an attack has shot them and left them to die like an animal.
Which one was it?
No mask.
No mask.
Do you have a landline, a telephone that we can call for help?
and the my death will become a cry she
but still a bullet for that bastard
you are a bastard
you and libetina who all know how to win death
you have to feel one who has served his country for 40 years
What do you think this guy was in the war?
Okay, listen tell him when we get back to Livitino, we're gonna send help, okay? Let's go. Oh wait
What are you talking about? He doesn't want our help
But it's wrong. It's wrong. He's got a gun better in here that out there
He's got a gun with one bullet better than none
He said it a gun with one bullet
This is a tough one actually I think stay is the correct option actually now I think they can just kill
Fine.
But you better send the fucking army to come and fetch me when you get to Libertina.
I will. I promise.
Reloading!
This guy do not give a fuck
Okay
So he was he they were they were holding angles on each other that's why that looks kind of weird
This guy's played COD before, dude.
to stop the trail is not safe this guy's not even trying to hide them by the way
fuck knows what's off the trail
let's see on the trail because I want to I want to see them die
the trail is gonna be something to me
Okay, at least cover that trap and some leaves
Sensation the brain creates to tell your body something's wrong. You just need to distract you
You can answer a riddle I've got one. Um, what keeps you young?
Adrenic Rome
No
Love no
experiences master baton not even close come on
don't give up come on you call this outside the box come on
letters energy what
that's a trick question
We can't rest out in the open like this we need to think of her
The trail works by the way.
a report
The Pavoli for Fort a ravioli, dude. Let's get it. Let's get it
So does someone actually look after this place? Oh, what's been away?
They hate me too
Please ask why.
If it's any consolation, you're better Catholic than me.
Can I just cast him here?
Like you're something?
Or not something?
Thanks for a second, my dear.
Ah!
He's here.
Come on.
This place is like a maze.
We can lose him if we're smart.
I'm bored.
Hey, little itchy butt there, dude.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, he's already gone.
Oh, man!
Oops
I think strategy is the correct choice
This guy's a hunter, which means he employs stealth, which means he is stealthier than us.
But let's pick stealth so we get murdered.
What's back hunter though, BM?
No, he's DB dick balls as a penis reference, by the way.
Oh, I can hear you walking, he can hear you walking.
This guy looks deer, man.
This guy is actually a horror farmer.
Recipes to my runner.
You got shot with a crossbow.
Damn!
Holy fuck!
Damn!
This game is awesome.
That was sweet. Definitely a step up.
Average FMV quality.
Hold on, I'm gonna go pee.
We're back.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not pooping.
Not pooping, not pooping.
Where's my monitor off?
That don't make sense.
That doth not make sense, dude.
I saw Wolf in brookie shop things or something.
Oh fuck
Fuck he's already been here. That's all right. Thanks. You're so good
And Kraski and Travros thinks or something for Tarbo's
Any ideas stealth again guys, I don't think it's gonna work
This strategy did not work very well.
I
Know I pull mom
Pull the mask off you don't have to do this
I spare you.
Cat, should I kill this guy?
Let's lock him in.
Owned.
Now he'll just starve to death.
The guy's the 10th place he murdered.
There's no one there to come back for him.
So it said that the lady is, was Daenerys' handmaiden for the first couple of seasons.
These motherfuckers really be using the drone shots, huh?
Technics or something?
Yeah, I run way faster.
Say that name again?
Daenerys?
Daenerys?
She was the one who taught him how to have sex.
Hmm.
There is life in Libetina.
Here.
Come on.
How does the toll work on this road anyway?
Would the lady just like stop literally anyone walking here and ask to play hit them up for money or what?
She's like a bandito.
Everybody will be inside for Sunday Mass.
We need to win.
Mateo, wait.
I want to tell you something.
I don't remember how we met or what we did.
I just remember waking up with you.
And I'm really glad we did.
same nice that was good delivery
No Jal, thanks for the bets in Europe, you got freffle and tickets and teak and the go-coo of sissy hip-no, thanks for something
Smith and Westin, Coopsie and Nutella and MeloNiel, thanks for something
And we're not back for a whizzle
They got Alvino Jesus, dude.
Holy fuck.
Mama?
I tell you what, wait.
I'm Matthew.
I came for you.
Our souls were in shock.
Kirk says you're so...
...and you're going to pay for it.
You got the keys up?
So we can conquer the baby
and free ourselves from the sin
and from the presumption.
Get out!
This is the word of the Lord.
Mother, go away.
Wait, she's wearing the pe- She's wearing her out?
Wait, are we her- Oh fuck!
We're already dead!
Am I your grandpa?
Am I his grandma?
We were impergatory!
I was right!
You're dead, bitch! You're already dead!
To your actions
You are a coward, a sin to take
Of the tail of the rat
You
feel it
It's Anna
And I
I was wrong about the test
Wait, it's the end of game wise lady
The soul
No way you ran bitch!
I know.
I ran.
I shouldn't have run.
They'll run.
You're a good person, Xen.
You've done enough to be saved
Let's let the mystical old lady decide that buddy
So his sin was cowardice for hanging himself that's fun
We did vlog that guy getting murdered
Chad, am I in hell or in heaven right now?
Also, to clarify, did she die while driving or was she being driven?
I think she was driving and using her phone.
Wait, we might still be in Burgatory, actually.
It's looking pretty gray out here, fellas.
Oh, and there's probably like a-
Oh, man!
And then we wake up with Mateo.
Dumbass!
Wait, the Mass Effect 3 ending, guys?
Holy moly!
I'm always skipping this, dad.
Good FMV game I'll be damn- I want to play again to see what the good ending is.
I hope we can skip scenes we've already seen.
That guy bang his gra- Yeah, why was she wearing...
her clothes. He said at the beginning he got her the same set. Oh. Was that when she was
in her underwear because Moon needs every story explained to him.
Nah, I just missed that part.
Enthusiastix for Subban!
Well, what'd this guy say?
I think they died at the same time, which is why they woke up in bed together. Nah.
I mean, maybe.
Maybe on the...
Maybe on the...
Maybe they died in the same day?
Or maybe Dinosauri, where this guy's last name is Dinosauri, dude.
Holy fuck.
This guy's last name is Dinosauri.
Stats.
Um...
Uh...
I got to hit individually hit L2 and R2 to zoom in.
Where do we start?
I'm gonna throw up.
Resume.
Ha ha ha ha!
Resume!
Dude, I can't even fast forward the credits this time!
What happened? Oh, nice.
Okay.
Uh, new game.
You can now skip any previously viewed scene.
Nice.
Dub.
I've already viewed this.
Don't skip the first scene.
Trapped in purgatory!
I can't skip this.
Trapped in purgatory!
Why was there a body in the ground is what I want to know?
It's like weird purgatory shit, Peter.
This are dead reset.
They're both pretty good, actually.
Weird.
I was Matt back home so if you want to call me that be kind or Mateo works you know either
I mean it was you seem all right huh want to meet up again soon no because I'm on
business trip. Just my luck, hey. Well, back to the farm then. Enjoy Libertina, Xenna.
Thank you. I didn't even mention my grandmother one time.
Yeah
Right how do people stay that skinny man, holy shit
Open door
Want me to open it did say our one of our two skips is that I think it's our one that's doing for me
Go.
Great.
Help.
Luigi be like,
This is a bitch for real?
Knocked over Milwaukee.
Runs away after he mentions sex despite being 80.
I mean, like, I promise I'll never ask again. It's just so I can get through this date.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Please.
Okay, fine, but this is the last...
We're zooming right now!
Same choices. Most of my choices were good, though.
Hmm, but do we go a different trail?
Let's go south trail and see what happens.
You let the dog die so you auto lose.
Yeah, but the dog wasn't real.
That's not fair.
Wow.
Nature.
Nature.
Wowza.
He's almost 45 years old, she looks fantastic.
you're gonna die I can't skip this by the way
it's on new
Runs away.
Oh, it's the Toll Lady.
Is she about to shake me down?
Hey.
Oh.
What?
More?
No, I brought the exact amount it says on your board.
For outside the price is higher.
What a punch in the face, you old bitch.
I don't have any more cash on me.
Look, I honestly thought this was the right fare.
There must be something we can do.
I'm here for many years.
Job makes me so proud. Oh, yeah, and I totally respect that
so
What can we do?
If you take card
Of course great
But how
I wonder if some of these some of these paintings are like explicitly like paintings of like
purgatory.
I would prefer if you did not touch any of that, but...
That was a map of purgatory?
No, I mean, I mean like the religious paintings.
My husband.
He works every day, also.
I think a beautiful couple.
Bro, what?
Even I have not seen one of those.
fake boomer
dude what if we
it seems like we're gonna end up going to the north
music
the fucking Dope the horror dance dude
oh fuck that you might have so hard
now you can tell he's stomping that shit dude he's stomping the yard
So we end up at this place no matter what, this is like the midpoint.
Yeah, I like that choosing the other part is made me just basically go backwards.
It looks like something from a bygone era.
So my question to you is, should I go in and check it out?
What do you think?
Um, enter the fort.
Okay, well, you know I'm only here for you, so let's go in.
You think her viewers are like the souls of the band at this point?
This is all new.
Press pass and gave money for piercing enjoy damnation
Wait first of all we didn't know it was for piercing therefore our charity is good
He was begging us
I haven't the homeless man in the castle plot hole. Hey, you know, I bet we're about to find out buddy. I
bet this mofucka about to jump kick drop kick us down the fucking
Like he's gonna come up behind us and scare us. I'm gonna fall off the top of this bitch watch
Wow, this place is super eerie. I wonder how many soldiers
How many lived here? How many died here?
She's so much like me, dude. That's what I was thinking.
Oh. We're dead. We stumbling upon this guy too early, dude.
Okay, seriously. This place is giving me New York law vibes.
Yeah, there are lights. They modernize this place a wee bit.
Me personally, I continue walking forward after answering the phone.
I'm in hell.
Sorry, the signal isn't great out here.
Were you supposed to fly home directly from Thailand?
Well, I took the scenic route.
You know you have a scheduled meeting
with the competition winner, right?
One of those underprivileged,
trim-lay-o, whatever kids you know what I'm talking about.
Shit, sorry, I forgot.
Well, can't do anything in person, can I?
Yeah, yeah, I know you.
That's why I scheduled a video call.
The kids are on the other line.
Please take it.
Brian, I'm on a run.
Santa, I need you to take this call.
hmm should we ignore the cancer child
I think I'll answer that phone call.
It's gonna be my best one yet.
I'm so excited.
You've taught me to keep positive,
and I've gotten stronger.
Well, I'm always there for you.
I don't want to start running soon,
but the doctors are telling me now.
Where are you now?
Well, I'm just gonna wait a moment,
but I'm gonna get right back into it.
Who?
And who's that behind you?
I will catch you soon. It was so nice talking to you. Thank you so much, Samar.
Hmm. Kind of hung up on her a little abruptly, but...
Imagine talking to like a cancer kid idol or whatever and she's like,
You're so cool and then being like yeah, I've got a new video out soon. You'll love it
Seems like the south trail was the
The...
Like when we picked the North Trail it was literally just a stump.
Okay, that's the same picture from...
Oh...
Oh...
My sister had a make-up wish and it chose to be Justin Bieber.
It was such a mistake.
How was it, dude?
the cancer patient, how are you is a wild opener? I mean like, I feel like someone in
that situation might want to be treated normally, so.
You wouldn't want to be like, oh, are you dying right now? Hey, this is a reminder.
Ah.
John Crossbow.
Doing this Crossbow cata, dude.
Eh!
Oh
How did she know who she's wall running
All right, it's kind of unnecessarily
All right, come on
We're at the North trail now
hmm extremely dark cave with no light or a cave that has light on the end
Don't do it!
Oh, we lost the coin flip boys, what can you do, what can you do, what can you do,
Pick up I
Magical hide in this cave
Hmm feted cave water
Audio sticks for some
Hmm, 15 LeBooBoo.
You know, this character probably owns a LeBooBoo before she died.
Which one?
Machalate?
Super Saiyan 2 Goku?
Oh, she's got the KSI, Loo-Boo-Boo?
The Kaisenat, Loo-Boo-Boo?
Did they have that?
Was that real?
Shut the fuck up!
Is that real? Shut the fuck up!
You're the Mr. Beans Lobooboo!
Hmm. Let's go inside the blood cottage.
What could go wrong? Say Lobooboo one more time and I end watching you.
All right, can I use like a code word instead?
La boobie, mayhaps?
Hello?
Can I say a bad word?
This path is a bit more dangerous, fellas.
A lot more 50-50s here.
Might think I'll keep running.
Mmm-mm.
How is this a test of character?
Bro, why can't it be both?
Why can't it be both? Why can't it be a test of character and also you're...
And also a test of survive?
No way she throws it.
Dude, what?
Wait, did old man help?
I'm not with that guy you try to fucking kill me
Use your phone.
Well.
Listen to me, you idiot!
He out. Now we out, dude.
I just like shooting K-Kona.
Yeah, why not Google translate there, I feel like?
Nice orange tree. It's not an orange tree guys. I just made that one. This is make out point.
It's the la-boot- oh, almost had it.
You think they're really needling?
It's hard to say!
Like these could all be very clever green screens.
Some of it does- like, some of it does look green screen, but there's a lot of drone shots too,
so like why would they do that if they were using a green screen?
I think it is probably actually in a loop.
I mean one of the credits
They credit like an Italian production company, so
Why does this bitch steal my phone?
Wait, this is New Jersey
This guy?
Dude, it's the guy from...
It's Kimulator.
Dude, it's Kimulator.
Nice.
Hmm...
You look too young to be from the pettina.
Siamo l'ombra del loro perfetto mondo.
E tu hai scontinato nel nostro.
Hey guys, teeth are fucked up, dude.
Look, I don't know what you just said, but that's my sound.
Doctors say it belongs to her.
Don't try to steal it outside her while your daughter is lying.
Shut up!
No, you shut up!
I know.
Oh
This doesn't feel like a moral choice this feels like a get murdered choice if I choose this however, I don't want to start over so
Okay
All right, let's come to some sort of arrangement
Trade
Yeah. What do you have?
He'll not cheat us. Outsider.
What the fuck? Get out of me!
We live in peace. Just by these dangers.
You fucking enjoy that?
You fucking fucking...
You and your face will burn with them.
Um...
Go change, my friend.
Do they're hiding from death?
Nice trap, bitch.
It's Bubba!
Chat 20 gifted if the guy on the right wins.
Run!
Holy shit, this guy's doing WWF moves to us.
Oh
Hey, it's be doughy tea from discord
I followed you if you think you're talking to me in discord or not
It's a guy who's trying to scam you so if you didn't click any leaks buddy. Let's save this fucking little prick
Why is he over-affirming himself aiming?
He's just making it a little more sporting, that's all.
Dude, the south path, you see a lot more dead people, dude.
This is crazy.
South trail, hell, in parenthesis.
Dude, non-stop murder and dead people.
Hmm, this is not a moral choice.
Holy shit, guys.
This is turning into a mass murder.
Stinky!
Did you say that wasn't you on Discord?
Yes, it is not me.
I did not message you randomly and personally to like get you to click on links, buddy.
I sincerely hope you did not click on anything from that person and if you did I highly recommend doing anti-virus stuff dude.
ASA, change your passwords from a different device.
Tina Guanabasca or something?
Hey, it's the farm with Mateo.
I reached out the name on discord was when he was going to show me how to grow my new
twitch house sad bro thanks for telling me see that's what this is why I'm the Jesus
Christ of twitch very appropriate game by the way dude I saved that chatter bros I saved
that chatter bros that can't be this can't be true that's what that's what the fucking
camera does dude and I'm not the only person that these people impersonate by
the way so if you random viewer slash streamer are wondering if bigger
streamers are reaching out to you to grow your twitch channel now it's a guy
trying to get your credit card information buddy
I thought it was real cuz he didn't ask for money or anything. Yeah, see but like
There's nothing I could say that it doesn't sound extremely rude, you know, I mean, I'm hopefully you didn't look at anything, buddy
What's happening, okay, okay, I hope you did
Sit down.
He needs to learn, say it.
Um...
I'm Mateo.
Yeah, I know. I remember you.
Just like you remember me this morning.
Yeah, that hot pink running gear's hard to miss.
Is it the same pictures from the other places?
I'm not cold.
You will be.
The wind gets out here.
Shout out to him out anyway.
Stay here.
Wait.
I'll be right back.
Link was in the bio on Discord and he got, that's how you got here.
Alright, you're good buddy.
Block that guy and report him.
You good? You good?
I'm telling you, I woke up 10 minutes before stream today.
You know what I mean?
I just don't I just don't have time to do individual personal messages like that
Lock that door you should still do anti-wire stuff, buddy. That's you nicely just in case
Sorry, I was just getting some firewood. I didn't mean to.
Slap him? No, we want to get redeemed, guys.
I wasn't unaware you were grimy shit, was I?
Did you lock the door?
Yes, I could skip this part. Sorry.
She went for a run.
I tell you, I am relieved.
Show me proof.
I got the proof.
Oof.
Oh, which is why.
Does Discord join that work for Prime, Plebsubs?
If you're subscribed, you can join this one.
That's just trying to get to me.
It does not matter how you do that.
The road manager is alive.
You see?
I don't see any killers.
Are you fucking serious?
Right.
Honestly, I didn't do this.
Please leave, Xenom.
What?
Dude, what?
What?
I said leave.
Mateo, where are you going?
Mateo, listen to me.
Dude, you know, it's actually kind of cool.
Watch.
That's where he hung himself, by the way, in real life.
And now he's using it.
As a means of redemption
He's leaping from the rope to attack somebody
The antithesis of cowardice
He's being brave.
Most of them here I guess I can ask you for real, how can I grow my new Twitch?
I mean most of the new Bloods use B-Bots, so...
Let me start there, dude.
Multi-stream on kick and maybe run a guy over stuff like that
Good luck
I'll see in Phoenix's or something
Become a right-wing B-Tuber!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why are we not skipping this again?
Uh, it's an action scene.
Maybe there's someone here who hasn't seen this yet.
Let's just fall, thanks for something.
Still picking the same choices.
They were the correct ones.
This reminds me of a lifetime movie your mom would enjoy.
I doubt it. Corky Leaves thinks we're something.
I doubt it.
I guess they got my streaming advice from that guy by the way, was that good?
10 out of 10?
So which trail did you take?
The south.
Mm-hmm.
But I didn't see any sign of her.
Then we'll take the north trail.
This is something we haven't seen yet.
Six hours?
She's fast for 85 Jesus. I wonder she features sadly in your pillow talk
Right each other gonna leave after she had evidence of murder maybe just seeing that made him
His response was so in a way just cowardice
It's the same but reverse erection yeah, I know
I didn't get the tattoo in the end, but, um, got these inside.
So listen, I should say I love you, even though, like, I never got to see you anymore.
We can see you in the internet.
We have a good stream, brother.
Thanks for letting me know.
No problem.
Stay on the grind, sis.
Don't actually run someone over with your car.
Thank you so much for the money.
Uh, as you can see, we are running home and saw a ghost in you.
Woo! Woo!
Woo-hoo!
I'm dead. I'll never see you again.
There's an extra that's yourself.
Wait, so that's like how I'm gonna literally tell everyone else to shut the fuck up?
Because you guys can take it, dude.
Yeah, that guy almost got scammed.
Shut the fuck up, yeah.
Bitch.
I've been sad for 88 months, I've been scammed.
Your phones have stayed in.
Why don't you shut the fuck up, Captain Chlamydia?
Damn.
I actually forgot they're in there at that time.
I'm the ambassador for the company. I get my figures every time I say that the best sports
here funds money can buy. Nice.
Mm-hmm. Same dialogue, different location. I can't
skip this.
Donna! No! What the fuck is wrong with you? You're trying to get us killed.
I'm sorry.
When my daughter was little, she used to call you the mean man that I watch.
I know how much she means to you.
Yeah, just save that chatter's life, dude.
She out there to something?
Two things can be true.
I love two sticks.
Rainbow Origin thinks you're something?
I am sorry, but you're not a how I scam your viewers
I mean that guy wasn't even a viewer he just this is the first time he's ever watched my
stream and he was the one that was gonna say I don't think you can scam my viewers you like
honestly you want to look to the W community man you don't have any of you if you're looking
Are you gonna scam out the mansion, dude? Bro.
Hey, I got a confession.
What is it, Sam?
Don't be weird. It's not a Catholic thing.
I just need the toilet.
We just came from the farm.
So? It is what it is.
Well, we can't go back.
We can go through the woods or there's an old military battery
with a proper toilet just beyond the perimeter, if you prefer.
All right, well, which one's on your nones route?
Well, she uses both, but, uh, it's best we don't split up.
Let's check out the battery.
Okay, this way.
Exit two, thanks for something.
This guy has weird dialogue.
Um...
Alright.
I'm in here.
Oh no.
Wait, we've been here before.
How are they?
I looked after this place.
I helped anyone who came here.
I can't skip this.
And now they're numb.
Um, Moss Jesus figures up.
Also, lore-wise you have to use the bathroom in purgatory still.
It doesn't really make sense, but whatever.
There's this game of art I just got here, by using every weird and exotic bathroom in
the Italian countryside.
Our lady is a bathroom blogger.
She likes to record herself peeing in toilets.
But unfortunately she's being hunted right now, so...
This really is a David Cage game, dude.
Oh, make the pee noise.
Oh, like in the David Cage games, the tinkle noise.
I can't skip that, by the way.
Will you one pee or two poop?
what's happening wait did it skip the P?
No!
Nooooo!
Mateo, are you fucking serious?
Yeah!
Just shut up!
It's a mimic.
Don't be rused. It's a doppelganger.
I can't fucking see anything.
Let's follow the voice.
Good to know she has other survival tools in there.
Somboy the exhibit
Because as it should the only thing that we knew she kept in our backpack was the knife that we picked up in a
Promptly lost on the other path and also her phone
Like no water
No
No nothing
She's gonna flash out in your first run too, wouldn't she use it?
She drinks out of rivers, yeah you're right.
This bitch got...
Giardia.
She got Legionnaires' disease.
What is Giardia even?
Actually, I don't know.
What is G.R.D.I. even?
Actually, I don't know.
Oh, my God!
What? I needed to check ahead that it was safe.
Yeah, hold on that scenario. I would rather have died with you.
Okay, note it.
This guy was supposed to stay in guard, by the way.
And then he left.
They look a little silly skipping through the fuckin' field there.
That's a minecraft base right there boys.
Yeah if you think about it this is kind of a modern lord of the rings.
Yeah.
Cheese Frodo.
And then the guy is Frodo's boyfriend.
Blackjack thinks he's a...
What is it?
It's so peaceful.
Hmm.
Almost too peaceful.
Maybe there aren't any more killers.
Hmm.
We don't know that.
Other cops would have known that.
Come on, Xen.
I trust you.
Only because I'm metagaming, though.
Yeah.
You're right.
Sorry for holding us up.
It's alright.
We should get going.
Murder guy incoming.
Oh fuck!
It's fist fight time. What pose are you striking?
Showered.
The bitch has to run all the way down there and pick up her knife and come all the way
back up.
Is that an exalt mask?
It doesn't look like an exalt or anything.
He would have stabbed us both, he was fast.
Sure.
Come on.
Come on.
All right.
I can't give up that tough guy.
Please, give me a rest.
Give him the pain spiel again.
Maybe just for a minute.
Says prayer in time of need.
You're always going strong, Catholic.
Not always.
I'm trying to improve.
Hmm.
I'm a coward.
Come on. You're not a coward.
You're a soldier.
You had those stupid boots all over the night.
I was discharged with this honor.
Why?
Desertion.
In what war, buddy?
It haunts me every day.
I'm sorry.
I really need something for this pain.
Okay, first of all.
She...
She...
She...
She...
something that's pain. Okay, first of all, she, okay, I think the idea is that she's remembering
her sin in parts, which is why it's happening segmented, right? But if you assume that she,
she has remembered her sin in its entirety, which it's kind of fucked up that it happened to her
like in high school when she watched like she basically abandoned someone like you know she's
like it's like 30 years later she's like getting judged for it now right but it's gonna fuck anyway
um that means this guy would remember hanging himself right if they if it was remembered in
in its entirety. I want to know what war though. I think it would be World War II. This guy
might actually be from like the 40s. Never tried them.
She even remember her car crash you potato?
Yeah, I know this is gonna be wartime to be charged with desertion
I think this guy's actually from World War two
Oh she coming
The rifle's a hen? Yeah.
He had no reaction to the smartphone, you dunce.
Yeah, plot hold, you.
Did she get a Kouranda's?
Shit.
Here.
Finish him.
Swallow it.
Okay, good, let's go.
Insta heal, dude.
That's how that works.
fucking censor beans this but this takes place five years from now when the
war is happening
it's not laid out
Wait, I'm controlling him now.
Hmm, what do you guys think?
Even the selection is different, look at that.
And that's all good for us, fellas.
They're gonna say the camera works pretty good in this game.
Damn, they didn't have to include us getting shanked there either.
Well, they did.
Uh
Mixer up, dude
The biggest telegraph phone to man
Oh my god
I'm a weird
He's still telegraphing, let's piss him off.
Damn!
Take the mask off, take the mask off, take the mask off, take the mask off, take the mask off.
What do you have?
A spare.
It's not for us to decide.
It's for Catholic God.
He's out!
Shoot!
represent demons not people? Yeah, I know. Yeah, I've read a book, man. I read a book.
Watch that wire! I got it. Hey, stop. Santa, stop. Can you hear that? It's the bell. It's
It's time to be judged.
There is life in Libertina.
Here.
Hmm. I think South Trail is definitely the Canaan experience.
Everybody will be inside for Sunday Mass. We need to warn them.
That's how you wait.
I want to tell you something.
I don't remember how we met or what we did.
I just...
I can't skip it.
I remember waking up with you.
And...
I'm really glad we did.
What's this game about?
Say...
Do good, not bad.
Crossbow fight better than knife fight IML?
Yeah, he was a reformer a lot.
I
Wait
Mad Larkin, thanks for sub it
It's a guy or are you don't go to heaven?
True.
Alright, let's see.
Is vlogging those dead people gonna fuck us over, dude?
The Leguismo.
No dog, Death.
I know.
I ran.
And I should have run.
Easy first place, dude.
You're a good person, Zed.
You've done enough to be saved.
Am I?
We can't sell the other line. Please take it.
Brian, I'm on a run!
No!
Get out of there, you little bitch!
No!
Help me!
Dude, those being the cutscenes compared to the other path is so fucking fun here, actually.
They're like all like minor things compared to the fucked up shit that we saw on the other
path.
Moon-hating children never pays off. We tried to save her, but it was an illusion of choice choice.
Literally one second after we chose that she got dragged back inside and killed.
Damn, that's it, huh?
Other ending was way better, Ima.
way better.
What if you think about it?
Oh, so we'll skip the...
If you think about it, most people were probably going to get the other ending first, so...
The literally the only thing I had to do was not be a streamer
Get the feeling they're supposed to be in Mateo route as well and not be a coward
Maybe this is one of the one of the better FMB games I played actually I think the actors were pretty good
Actually, especially the the main lady
The camera work was amazing
I like the story actually there's it's kind of campy
Then you know it ends up being oh you're already dead
And it was actually purgatory you know I mean
The practical effects were sweet you time like the court choreography and stuff it was pretty good
The plot twist was good. I am oh I like the way that they did it
She's an actual actor. Yeah, this is the late. She's from Game of Thrones,
which do you think I was your favorite? I like Bubba.
The priest at the end is an iconic Italian horror director.
Me? Or Coco? Like something?
You think Kimulator did better?
The bad guys are credited as the four horsemen I didn't even realize I don't know if that
it particularly fits I think the four horsemen of the apocalypse are like appropriate judges
of character in like a purgatory setting right I would have assumed they were just like fucking
angels right like Old Testament angels or some shit that was a good game
I give it a 7.8 out of 10
I have a strong advice to grow your channel like Moon Moon.
Alright, we got another game coming up.
I'm gonna peep that new Chela's art game.
Okay.
not have a good experience with the last one so.
I will say I have limited patience for Chilizard so we'll see how it goes.
It's really bad.
I will make that determination for myself comma bitch.
I'll be right back.
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you
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Okay?
Gamers!
What up, fellas?
their three level one run time? Hmm, that sounds like torture. I think in terms of
like challenge run, that is not a good one.
Because I don't think, I don't think Xmission 33 is particularly hard.
I think, uh, like the Elm ring level one run was way harder than any Exposure 33 run IMO.
play KCD2. Fellows, we gotta play that game, fellows. This is our game. This game was made
for us, fellows. Oh, I don't know. It's a little too hard. Hold on. Give me 30 seconds.
We'll take...
You
I'm
30 seconds give fuck a bitch
Boom
Supporter contents sure man
Got always got a frame rate limit the unity games guys every time don't want to accidentally melt your video card
Bro Hardware Rage Racing Lumen
Is Lumen just like a brand of like lighting?
Not even up.
I think we might have to turn down a wee bit.
UE5 or A Tracing?
Oops.
I think it prompted me.
Doo-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
That's my board post where it was like, you know, the signs were there and the picture
at Ed and Eddie in the back.
That was pretty good.
New game.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Hey Moon Big Bang, can you wish my brother a happy birthday?
Happy birthday, brother man.
Let's see here.
Camera field of view.
Apply.
So just do what he...
...apply.
Make sure you save your progress!
I have to manually save.
Truly, we're horrid now.
Wait, look at that.
Look at the light.
Oh my god.
Welcome.
Oh, you're out hunting.
Very nice.
Nice eyes.
He looks like a fish.
Wait, is that the catch?
Get it? The catch?
If you catch something here and leave it on the boat, I'll buy it
Don't dive drive rough though the fish will fall out
Don't only find puffer fish here
Well, I've seen big ones pulled up from these waters before
Bring me the goodies and I'll upgrade your boat. You'll be out of here in no time
Bring me a load all right
I've got no money
I'll hand over the map to you and make good use of it all right
You can open or close the map with the empty
They got jade seashells
Can I sell that I came oh I picked it up
You breathe
Dupos.
Are we in China right now?
Ah
This is catching a green frame to sell
Warped to last gas station disabled near stations are during events
Yeah, we got some we got a vertical leap
Where's the green?
Guys, listen.
What does that sound like?
I got no fuel.
I got two, or three, I think.
That's the five hundo right there, baby.
Line her up.
I like how most horror games are just job simulations these days.
Also, why'd that one scream?
Surely I got them both, right?
Dub.
Wait for it.
Woo!
I only got one.
Boy, I can't wait to sail my boat.
You fucking mess.
SHIT!
Yeah, they're screaming.
They're screaming.
Yeah, there's screaming.
Bitch.
Wagey?
I'm a fisherman.
Alright, let's see what we can get.
Oh, Shell? Select all.
Shell.
Hmm.
Team building, employment, coworkers, human resources, teamwork, company culture.
Let's get the speed.
We're full on, baby.
Let's ride.
Oh, yeah, this is how boats move.
Oh, yeah.
Fire.
Boat speed level one required.
Already done.
Boat speed level 1 required.
Already done.
Dorifco.
Uhhh, the guys?
Well, let's get some more fuel then, I guess.
Is that the shrine?
Moldy dashing, baby.
Yup!
What are you fucking aiming at?
Talk to the person at the shrine.
Woman.
Woman!
What?
Are these his favorite B-tubers or what's going on?
What's going on? Anyone in the culture? Hold on let's turn it a little bit. Anyone in the culture, dude?
Ah, it's not a woman, it's a girl, guys.
I have to hurry to end the curse to get to that island as soon as possible.
Who took the three stone tablet charts to fit into this door?
I need them to open this door so that I can get to that island.
I can't do this alone! Will you help me?
I have to find the tablet.
And she's gone.
Place three tabletrads at the shrine door in your first sign.
Yeah, maybe I'll do that.
I gotta say, the sound of the ocean is very relaxing to me.
Water in general.
Alright, let's try going this way again, I guess.
These chiller games seem like giga-slop.
I mean, to be fair, compared to like a lot of the, uh, the HIO stuff, I mean, some chill
I get...
Some chill games are sloppy.
Yeah, but this seems a little bit...
It made me look back.
This one doesn't seem particularly sloppy.
You gotta ask, what makes a good horror game?
You know what I mean?
Sexy women?
Tension?
I think I think the perfect kind of horror game is a game like welcome to the game too
Personally the way that it forces you to look certain places
And you're working against the clock
I was on that hill. This is a fuckin' bullshit.
Me when I'm a fish and I get impaled?
I need!
Shave your head, base god.
That's not something base god would tell me.
it would say it's awfully based what you're doing by not shaving your head
guys my boat's copper now
that'd be like thank you base god
are we getting the tuna such a fucking loser
well let's head on out to the great unknown shall we
What if we crank the graphics all the way up?
Hang on, let's see.
Apply.
Shadow quality Ultra.
16K, anti-stropic.
Volumetric effects.
Up.
Motion blur off.
That's a tuna, baby.
Boom!
Flappy!
Hey, what's over here?
Hey, what's over here?
Wait there, bitch.
This is a map.
Exclamation point monitor?
Is this first time chatter?
Called out?
I got like an OLED.
Maybe a chatter remembers.
Nope.
We have my boss on move.
I think I drowned.
This is Collectible Island.
Parish.
I bet this is really creepy to a Japanese person. Me?
I'm just so giga-chab that it's like hard to be scared, you know what I mean?
Double kill
We're dead. I see dead
Collectible spotted. Let's paint
Oopsie!
Why can't I pick it up- ohhhh.
Kiso's face incoming.
I think this might be the one place where we're safe from that guys.
Unless he's gonna be on one of these seashells dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let's go paint our boat.
Can I do this please, O-Tag?
Like that?
Why, hey, K-So?
I don't like K-So.
I hate that any horror developers put streamers in their games.
He just happens to be the one that they put in the most.
Zoom.
Cause it's not me.
Yeah.
It looking pretty good.
let's ride maybe we can get another fuel upgrade real quick
Maybe we get the other stuff first.
This seems irresponsible.
Guys, is it worth it to do mixology and runescape?
Any knowers?
Bound a bell.
Oh, you got a bell?
The big monster, Omega, can't stand the sound of that bell.
Is that red buoy over there? That's where it goes, on a buoy like that.
Alright, I'll go attach it.
Strike the buoy bell with your harpoon to make it ring.
Looks like all the bells I had on the boolies went missing somehow.
Bring them back and I'll fix things up for you.
But out there, I'm not sure if it's because of Umiga's curse or what,
but you cannot use BOOST!
So it won't be easy.
Steal yourself and give it your all.
Huh! Huh!
I mark the place for you, the places you can reach on your map.
If you run to Umiga, don't forget to ring the bell.
Find the missing bells.
To the boolies between islands, and you'll reach new areas.
Okay.
Uh...
objective head to school Japan game not mentioned high school challenge
impossible still holds true let's ride
I did it too early!
Oh, we're good.
Hey, he got hair now, dude. That's cool.
Do I eat the crust on a pizza? Yes.
Target spotted.
Who doesn't eat the crust of their pizza? You're eating crust the whole time, motherfucker.
What's up, dude?
Arrived in a new area.
So you actually made it this far, huh?
You rang that bell and managed to get away from Omega, huh?
Not bad.
Alright then, keep it up, yeah?
What you got?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, well
Jammer's extra seven
Long Coroco for the these are vtubers aren't they boys
was four thousand for what? Oh, you were like us, right? So you know what this feels like?
Stop, please.
I think I'll sell you.
Fuck you.
I don't care.
Bro, if I could zoom in, I could read those names.
Fishhead.
Oh, oh, oh.
Feel it.
Maybe there is a Zoom button and I just don't know.
There he is. That's my favorite VTuber.
You make this brother?
No.
Guys, what if there are bad men who come after me?
after me there's the guy from bleach I'm your favorite bald pee Tuber what is a
P-Tuber. The door's open.
Hey, it's Tuber?
Who blocked that?
Guys, this is Lumen ray tracing going hard.
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy? Fuck, fuck his weather boy.
Y'all ready to go to school?
Yeah, I don't really, I don't like the implication of what's happening right now.
wait infinite money glitch oh they're only worth one also they're wearing school
outfits so it's less of an implication
Oh, look at them. They're learning, guys.
Yippee!
That's kind of creepy.
Hey, this one looks different.
Dude, honestly, fish are so fucking delicious, man.
Holy shit.
I don't get how people don't fuck with fish.
And there's so many of them, bros.
Mully Mully.
Bagon Guy Jinn.
Who?
Iron Mouse.
Goodbye.
Who?
How come this guy's pretending like he doesn't know who I'm talking about?
You're allergic to shellfish?
Okay, but fish aren't shellfish, dude.
Go catch a fish and eat it now, okay?
All right, buddy.
Got him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the?
Okay.
I am reborn! God didn't abandon me! There were bullies in my class, I know, because I was
always watching them from the fish tank. Some classmates were kind to me, they even fed
me through the glass. But the bullies tormented the ones who cared for me. I'm part of the
class too I'll make sure those jerks are dealt with you see the desk in front of
me they're the accessories the bullies wear
well I already got one oh we
Is that cool? Nice job, now you're the same with the rest.
Nice bee hopping by the way
Proper dip-a-dip-a-dip-a-dip-a-dip-a-dip-a-dip-a-dip-a-dip-a-dip-a-dip
Clean bold moment
Eww, don't call me that
The guy used the doom engine
All right, we're in unity right now, I think
Well, I cannot Masahime I cannot I can barely read that shit
Fish with legs, I wish I had known it was gonna run it cuz I would have shot it
I mean harpooned it sweats visibly open
We're taking out some bullies, huh?
Hold up.
Hey!
This one kind of looks different.
Go moving.
Hey!
I forgot what the accessory is with be free you're free now I've released you
Wait, did you see that exclamation point?
Flowers and white goggles.
the door closed. Come on, motherfucker. Shut up, fish. I'll kill you. Ooh, Sephiroth, that's
That's my favorite V-Tuber.
And the door keeps closing, creepy.
Blind? Wait, what?
what? have I played the Columbine RPG? no. I have played Kanye Quest though. OMG I've
played the bully detected
your place up in jam guide of course i did
you know you know you really want to find one with flowers
You ever played BDO?
Black Desert Online?
Yeah, that shit was fucking agh.
That shit agh.
Stealth Flakesage or something?
I have friends who swear by BDO and I'm sure it's fun mechanically, but...
man.
It just ain't for me, fellas.
Okay, bitch.
Wait, why is this one here?
I saw the yield down there.
Persona 6 leaked taking place in Universitas in a high school thick fuck.
Man, I sure hope the sails are better on that one.
Bro, you still know they're gonna put like a 15 year old character here, like, I'm going
to university early because I'm super smart.
Dude, we got multiple glasses character.
They did.
No way you believe that. Yeah, it's gonna be high school again, Shatter, sorry.
Y'all see the flower fish? I suppose we can try going over here.
Yeah, maybe middle school this time.
Helsing game.
It was not the one with the legs.
Uh, maybe up here?
I can't make this jump because I'm a fucking weak pussy, dude.
What if I can jump off of my harpoon?
Mechanics?
got those rocket jump there's it
doesn't propel us when I throw it
or in like you you can't even like it
admire whatever it is you're finding dude
It disappears in like four seconds, man.
Over here, putting my readers on,
trying to decipher what the fucking picture is.
Hmm.
Consider contacts?
How about uh, income tax?
Holds out hands.
Oh, no flower.
I can't go down here.
Maybe I'm just stupid as hell, dude.
Wait.
Ah, it's marked on my map.
It's been moving the whole time.
There will be no running from you.
It might be the heel
Can you yell like wet like most women please elaborate on what that means
I'm not 100% positive what I'm supposed to do here.
It's gonna be up.
Oh
I'm coming. I'm animated
Yes, think it's that short
I think it was that.
Bro, how far did you go?
Drive by.
Grocery ballers, motherfucker.
What?
Bolligang.
Professor Fish.
We gotta cut him off of the pass.
I'm gonna hit one of those one-timers and he's gonna be so fucking sick, dude.
I call this my swag strike.
Dude.
Did Blood even test his game?
I
Brother
Maybe we're hunting this shark
I don't think so.
Drive directly toward him
What is putting the railing up and down do it's just happening automatic
I think it is the shark. This might also not be what we're even looking for.
Kobe Bryant.
The big one.
Slow down this is a school zone.
where'd he go?
he fucking teleported
save, smile
They're in the way.
What?
They're in the anime girl, Lois.
Thanks for 7.
Oh.
So, the guy said I can't use the boost, do I have the boost now?
Where's the boost to get through?
He's faster than me now.
Brother.
got to buy the boat upgrades, yeah
bye
where's my boat movie?
You want to buy some fishy male fish female fish? I
Need 15k
What we're gonna do very simple
I'm gonna do 360
Swag all right, we're gonna camp this bitch
Scream bitch and now we'll wait
Here I am.
I'll respawn right there.
Man.
No I won't.
Back.
Down.
See it's a shanty song.
Well, I was sailing on the water and I heard a man sing.
me and the fellas we are super gay because what else is there to do on the sea except
each other you and me.
Yo-ho.
Yo-ho.
Incoming kill move.
Boom!
Oh, you know what?
Oh, it's on the winch.
Pick what up.
Oh, it's one of the pieces.
He had it in his mouth.
Also, he got teeth.
That's kind of gross.
Make sure to save your progress.
See, fishing's about patience, guys.
I caught the big one.
You guys ever been to a gas station that you can drive a boat up to?
Oh.
Caught a giant tuna.
Oh.
Could that be?
Actually, I'll hold that one up, huh?
That stone there, nevermind.
Keep at it, you're doing good out there.
Oh.
Oh.
hawk to a 10k 11k now we're cooking with speed baby I show speed
We had a 50% speed increase.
That's swag.
I need some screen in this boat like it has an HP, by the way.
Let's go talk to this dude up here.
And does the extra 7?
First let's double check to make sure...
This is the first island.
Let's go talk to this fool.
Okay.
Kobe Bryant.
Run, coward.
Alright.
I found him.
Ooh, you can't hide from me, Wench!
Oh, are you rolling around?
There we go.
I read in the chat the solution.
BTW.
Lovely.
I drove past it so many times.
We chill, deep?
Something's not right.
Aren't those the ones who were getting bullied?
Wait, which is which?
Alright, my apologies.
I have the memory of a goldfish, you see.
Either way, the weak must be consumed by the strong, yes.
Like how I consumed my tank mains. I'll feel excused with it.
Stop!
Stop it!
Alright, I'm a good one.
Stop moving.
Ah!
Mmm!
Fish trivia.
You know, goldfish are cannibal sometimes.
When they're starving, you know what you gotta do, right?
You know what you gotta do, right?
If humans had absolutely nothing to eat, maybe they'd do the same.
Mm-hmm brought back the bell
Looks like you found the bell hold on I'll fix it up way here a sec
I'm marketing a place you can reach out good luck out there
We're going north of the island
You head to the mall
You think they have a food court guys I'm trying to get some sabaros you win
I miss the boost upgrade.
What's the purpose of saving?
If that just happens.
Uh...
Hmm?
How am I supposed to get to that belt in time?
Can I also use the bench to TP there?
Oh, true.
I'm in range
This is a different fucking monster dude
Okay
First island teleports
Okay, that's a nice this nice wood little cracked
What about this one?
Ooh, now we're talking, dude.
Meow, meow, meow.
Hmm.
I kill for sport.
All right, all right, where's the boost?
Teleports?
Here's the boost to get through!
Oh my god, it's her!
Or a Hime-chan.
I'm CO-Drunk.
Hello, Cider King.
Oh right there.
Sub, dude.
Appropriate name.
How did I miss?
Oh god.
Maybe we should have waited on that one.
How did we do this?
Oh, it's for Dream, I feel.
It's too late now.
Got him, ass.
Beep.
Someone in chat said, don't do this.
I'll do what?
Hurt fish.
Who fucking cares?
Wait, it's falling.
Okay?
Wait a second.
It was the boost!
One of the thing burns extra fuel.
Let's see.
It does not.
Nino!
How much does this fish sell for?
This flying fish.
RK.
What's it called?
Oh.
Uh, flying fish, I was right.
Boost duration, boost cooldown.
Hmm
Yep, we like to call that one a wise investment
We gotta go north this away
What I want to zilting in me buy from software
I'm not really a Zelda gamer, so...
Hi!
I can't use the boost.
I'm back.
Brother ain't no way to get that guy.
Alright, that went a little more understated.
Oh boy, can't wait to go to the mall.
What's up, dude?
Really need this for how long, so you're gonna use the...
Get the hang of using that bell now. Go hauling a bunch of this area too, yeah?
job simulator I mean how sweet would it be to be able to drive a boat in Harpoon
stuff dude that's sweet
yeah first-time chatter says I look like a bitch
hey mommy
hey dude
I wish I could zoom in.
Kill those RS.
Collapse vigorously.
I don't think I can hook the mannequins.
Nope.
I thought it was going to be a crazy metaphor, dude.
Wait for it.
Anyone recognize this?
Inmitate me with your Japanese culture, please.
Is that fucking Lucario?
Iron Mouse? Stick.
Yo, Iron Mouse.
Iron Mouse?
Wait, Dashie, that's the Tararia guy.
I actually know who that is, right?
No?
What the hell, I recognize someone. Greetings, Malini.
Is that kind of amazing how I'm going all out with my fashion just to get that takoyaki guy next door to notice me?
Like, when I first saw him, it was instant total spark.
But then, ugh, he's obsessed with an octopus and never looks my way. Isn't that messed up?
I need to get more stuff. That'll get his attention for sure. How about you stop screaming like that?
And like, people in this world, their brains are basically 99% food.
Especially that octopus, even him, he's all,
Octo, Octo, like, gross.
It camouflages and pops out of nowhere, too.
Literally the worst, total nuisance.
I want everything, but that octopus keeps ruining my plan.
If there was somebody to get rid of it, I'd owe you my life.
You take that octopus down?
I feel like you can handle it in the way you keep pushing forward
pushing forward and genuinely respect that.
Get rid of the octopus, I'll give you something good, I swear.
In me, someday, I will say, you can tell it's translated and stuff, but one of my biggest
complaints with this guy's games in the past is the dialogue really sucked, it was poorly
translated.
little bit better this time. I'll give it up. I'll give it up. I'll give it up. I'll give
it up. One person better. I mean, honestly, like, the gameplay is more fun, too. Most
These Chillos games were kinda like, point A, point B, walking simul-
Mmm!
Was they even AI translation but strip Google Translationship?
What, in the other games?
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if that's how they did it this time, too, but I mean, I don't really know.
I don't know.
There's a chest near me.
I feel like 99% of the people who buy these games are streamers slash YouTubers.
Um...
Maybe.
It's easy to feel that way because you watch them, right?
But what if there's like, like a spooky games club out there somewhere and someone's all
like, dude I want to watch you play this game, it's going to scare you, Johnny.
I don't know Billy, it looks a little too scary.
And then they like all hang out in like, you popcorn and stuff.
and play take turns playing spooky games it's fucking iron house is that what
having friends is like now I was just describing streaming if it was slightly
more lame hello those losers
Whoa!
Jess.
Updated map.
We got a big yellow thing.
Octopus, where is the octopus?
Who cares about anything else?
I used to live life eating only octopus.
There was nothing else to eat out there.
I was desperate, I was fighting to survive, to eat equals to live.
That's where I thought there was.
To stay alive, I ate Octopus like my life depended on it, because it did.
And now, I can't live without them anymore.
My head is nothing but the eight-legged.
Can't think about anything else, so nothing else moves my heart like the octopus.
Maybe my whole life is going to be nothing but octopus.
Ah, octopus.
My one and only octopus.
That writhing body.
The graceful way she changes shape.
is beautiful you make me want to know more everything about you was something
else like her I want to see her opposed touch her or make her mind mine alone
what should I say to her how should I act am I man enough so like the old guy at
the nearby parking lot has something that can help you find the octopus but I
don't want to leave the octopus aside say octopus one more fucking time dude
got him you are at you're acting like a human now after killing all those fish
you've watched from the sea you know how ugly humans are so why might become
one of them
shut the fuck up you know I was role-playing this works so much
got him. I didn't get him, guys.
It's floating.
Dude, it's just a fucking...
That's your mocking-base, or go fuck-er, give him that movie.
Tell her.
Weeeeeee!
Weeeeeee!
Weeeeeee!
Weeeeeee!
Weeeeeee!
Weeeeeee!
Weeeeeee!
Weeeeeee!
Ever done that in a while?
Yup.
You know what else you haven't thought about in a while?
Crystal Pepsi. Yeah, that's a 90s reference by the way.
Where is it?
Whatever, I'm gonna get a new one.
Boom!
You know what else you haven't thought of recently?
Surge, that's right.
Kobe.
Remember New Coke?
uh yeah I don't I don't think I ever had it though
and we're killing it this bit sucks oh looks like someone's a Gen Z here you
don't remember any of that stuff because you're like 12
Shut up.
Got him. Okay.
Remember when they made a big deal about using, uh, real sugar?
And like Mountain Dew and sugar?
What's the deal with sugar?
I want to be honest, that shit didn't taste that good to me.
It's about to be rich.
Holy moly.
Number Sobi, Mr. Green.
I wasn't a Sobi drinker.
Also, it was up the opinion that it tasted like how cat this smelled.
You know what I mean?
Mere mere mere!
Remember Surge?
Oh yeah dude.
Dude, I have such a vivid Surge memory man.
I remember being the 7th grade middle school dude.
Ride my bike down to the local fire station,
and they had a soda machine out in front of it dude.
paying 75 cents for a canister was 50 cents for a can of surge dude
mama Mia I just don't make them like they used to whatever they is you
member? What are we even upgrading? Probably, probably infraspeed here I think.
Remember Orbit's Lava Lamp Drink? Nah.
You were given search to help mellow your ADHD out? That's fucking stupid. Whose idea
was that your parents? I mean maybe not maybe not stupid because the alternative
during that time would have been to get you an Adderall prescription was probably
you know it started up probably a little bit better than myth, I about.
Weeeeeee!
Okay, you got to land that jump fella
24-hour parking Japanese words Japanese words three Japanese words Japanese words Japanese words 24
There's really no adi Burt
Have them have them play at the MLG tournament or some shit
I once saw a really strange human a long time ago, this guy's name is Suzuki.
He didn't even swim but he drove his car straight into the sea, I thought, what an idiot.
And now I think I understand him a little.
Fish are free in that wide ocean they go anywhere, but what about humans stuck on land, your
world's so small.
That's why humans drive cars, I guess.
It's like swimming in the sea, you swim across land for freedom.
If I get this car fixed, maybe I'll be friggin' too.
hey you the fish around here stole all four tires off my car can you bring it
back for me it's kind of trying so hard to be a fucking poet dude like bro
fish can't go on land
so they can't go anymore they're just as trapped as someone who can't go in the
ocean. What the fuck? 1k. Ah, it's got a face. Nido. Fire located. Wait. Oh, we're
putting them on. This guy didn't say to change his tires.
Watch this. Wait for it. Kobe.
I used to go to this place called Land Matrix $30 for an overnight Alienware PC rental on
Friday night plus pizza plus soda.
Yeah.
I mean, I went to a land place like that too in St. Augustine.
I think it was either $20 or $40 for all night.
Yep, what do kids do these days?
Don't play fucking Fortnite, dude?
So lame, dude.
So fucking lame, man.
Remember balls?
I was a balls enjoyer.
You know, I bet you get a different ending if you don't kill any fish, but I feel like
I think you'll have to kill first.
Oh, thanks! Now I'm free again!
Yeah, I need that.
All right, cool.
I don't remember McDonald's having the creepiest eyes all fuck Ronald McDonald statues in the
place.
Yeah, like you could sit on the bench with them, dude.
That shit was tight.
It's Ronnie McDonnie, dude.
Tire located.
There ain't no f***ing money.
Backs up.
Boooooooo!
Remember the N64 McDonald's?
I never lived near one with an N64, but I lived near one with a GameCube later.
BOOM!
You had a Perkins that would rent out Sega handhelds.
That's like a handhelds with a fucking fucking game here
What what other handhelds live
Game here was awesome. No wasn't
That was a reinvented history here come on
It was not awesome if what could suck the ass
And the game sucked ass too.
What was that?
Oh.
It wore my boost.
It's all we had.
Yeah, I definitely had a game gear before a Game Boy.
Man, I remember getting that Game Boy D and being like, holy moly.
Holy guacamole.
Boost speed.
Boost duration.
Ever beat Shenmue?
Nah.
I had different games on the Dreamcast.
We should have been originally in the Dreamcast, I can remember.
I had a Evolution, which is a shitty JRPG.
I had Mock and X, which is regarded as the worst Dreamcast game of all time.
You had market axe.
Yup.
Oh yeah.
I had a...
Oh.
I see you.
This guy is swarping, morphing, dude.
like blending in. No, Jesse, it's me. I got some bits frozen off of me today. Yeah, like
What?
How are you?
Right there
You creepy fuck
A couple of fleshy moles.
Cool.
I got a mole on my nose.
You guys ever notice that?
I used to pick it when I was a kid.
Is that cancer?
Probably
I try not to look at you
You good
Yeah, hell nah.
Fuck nah man.
Hey, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna park up, buddy.
Kill me now, pussy!
So...
Thanks for taking the octopus down!
I really thought if it was gone, he'd finally look my way.
Well, a promise is a promise!
Here, this is for you.
Thanks.
Heh heh heh!
The takoyaki got killed himself.
What even is takoyaki?
Isn't it just stuff like battered and fried, like meat?
Is it octopus balls, really?
octopus it's tacky but yakky the word
What were we talking about before that happened?
Well that happened.
Mocking eggs.
Oh yeah.
Oh, Dreamcast games.
Yep, kid these days won't remember the Dreamcast.
That sure came out almost 30 years ago.
Almost 30 years ago.
Bill Clinton was president still.
This thing sucks ass!
I got him ass!
Wait, where's the bell?
We good?
Come on.
I'm going to kill you.
Kill me up, Doc.
Defeat at the octopus.
So he took it the octopus down you meet the takiaki guys, especially octopus rather intense
We dig her down so they get him snapped at first. I thought his instincts just snapped with this is way beyond
hangry
Maybe some kind of hot emotion got mixed in to he turned into a shark, huh?
He's so strong it turned it he it turned right in front of you never seen that before. Oh
Well, not our problem, right? Let's just keep fishing like always. Yeah
Brought back two bells
Wait, that too?
Hmm.
That was a marker.
Kindly remove the marker.
This guy ugly AF.
Yeah, that's not very nice, but...
Hey!
Yep!
You met the NPC? Yeah I know. I'm his best friend.
And the fact that you insulted him has insulted me.
what was the coolest 90s slang guys I like the far out
Crunk? I don't know.
Got him, ass.
Hella for sure? I don't think Hella was in the 90s, dude.
He's got a poser
So in our scan speed don't really need that
Remember the F slur a lot in the 90s. Yeah, they did be slower now
Where am I?
Patient booty snatcher.
What the fuck did you just say?
What do you mean, then?
My parents still say the N word and Epsilon on the regular.
Damn, your parents are hella cool, huh?
Olds.
Shut up, animal.
I'll kill you.
Wait, it's still near me.
Is that Baron?
No, we're not doing Trump jumps right now, dude.
That was the Milani of June.
Oh, no way!
Bro, there ain't no way I'm gonna hunt this thing down on the middle of nowhere.
But maybe...
Maybe it's all about the journey, not the destination.
Ooh!
My family went to see Melania and they said it was actually good.
New family time.
Get a new family get a new family
One on IDMB IMDbating IDMB dude who cares what other people have to say
I just like to imagine that your family was out like a family dinner, like you know what?
People have been really unfair to the First Lady recently.
And I think we should all do our part and get together and see her movie and make our own decision.
And then it was like, yeah!
Also the meatloaf was great mom, as always.
Please.
The cinematographer of both heat and fight club shot it.
Me personally, I prefer the cinematography in the fight club video game for the PS2.
Sorry, PS1.
I think it was pretty soon.
That's all this.
It's okay.
The pooping legend makes for something.
Who here has seen Malinia, guys?
Tell me about it.
The blade of McKellan.
Burner.
Do-do-do.
Me.
Do-do-do-do me
You saw five times I don't watch movies about white women at moon moon, okay there
So like 700 times so level one you did you're mocking me
I got paid $50 sold at theater, greatest movie of all time.
Oh yeah, they were paying people to see them.
These are for go to a restaurant and like have the people like the server working there
like heavily insist that you leave like a Google review.
Super pushy, like, oh we would super appreciate it if you, you know, left a review, blah blah blah,
not mentioning it more than once.
Melania has a 7% Critic score but a 99% Audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.
Holy fuck, it must be the best movie of all time.
I concur, Moon Moon. I myself left a review. I saw it three times in one day.
Where we going?
Right here.
We're going to work.
I made $150, which was enough to cover the pre-order on my Trump phone.
Asked me to make a review to immediately one star I
Couldn't believe the place. I went to I could believe how brave and they were
First of all, I never leave in a review for your shit ever dog. Even if it was the greatest of all time, bro
Like even if it was the most delicious food of all time you are not getting a review from me dog
Ever wait
We go to the school. No, we go to First Island.
I don't want to leave reviews for negative experiences.
They do it, they're cool, it helps a lot.
Dude, a lot of these places cheat at their Google reviews, don't they?
Or if I see a place with like 4.8 stars and like 4,000 reviews, I'm like, okay, dude,
sure.
I'm sure.
Dex aliens for silver.
I specifically leave bad reviews for local businesses.
Bam!
Protect me, Sacred Bell.
Um, guys?
That was dead.
Not today.
Not today, face monster.
How do you usually get from place to place?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, uh-huh, but listen, I put together an organization so we can work together and survive in this world.
We see my people in trouble, I'd be happy if you lend them a hand.
Like, what the fuck does it even mean?
Hmm.
Oh.
What does it mean?
What does that mean?
I leave bad reviews for women-owned restaurants specifically.
How do you find out that there are women owned?
You use your greasy ass waddle up to the fucking counter and you're like, you know, those fishing
chips were delicious love, delicious.
Oh, out of curiosity, love.
Is your boss a woman?
It doesn't really bother me if he was a woman that owns this place, love, but...
Why is he British?
I don't know.
I'm home!
At the apartment complex.
Or should...
How come they're called apartments when they're so close together?
Riddle me that.
Tell me that, dude.
I cannot see.
What's the lore for this game?
Oh, you know, like...
doesn't make any sense. It's an abstract piece of art where the guy was like what
if the people are fish and fish are people? What? Ooh, commentary on the freedom of
movement that being fish in ocean but people in ocean want to be human. Anyway,
What? What a... what a flea?
And then he got the takoyaki guy. That's a Japanese type of food. Octopus.
Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm.
And of course the wreck was a Japanese schoolgirl, but...
Yup.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's also extra deep because Japan has a very rich history of fishing and it's
very important to their economy and culture.
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Crazy.
For real life self, Tengu.
What if I keep checking these pointless rooms though?
Yeah, someone knocked me out.
Hehehehehe.
Hey, cha cha cha.
Is this a ratman?
Yo, Iron Mouse reference.
These are VTuber, but they haven't been, they haven't been.
Yo, I nailed that shot on frame one, C-Shell one, dude.
I think we can go... Oh yeah, there we go.
Someone chomping down, brother?
Nice try, bitch.
I've played enough Doom to know.
He's above me.
Can you react to Alice if not having politics anymore?
Please blow?
I mean all it is now is like posts that are literally post up by bots of like random kick
streamers I've never heard of like full force kicking and beating their dogs or running
people over with cars and shit dude.
Honestly, most of Reddit is bots, most of the internet is bots, dude.
I'm going up.
That's why I like you guys, because you're still real, right, fellas?
which one of you is still eating so you're gonna get up you little fucking
freaks so there's a chest over here I bet it's a one of these rooms
And then they got the...
District order, guys.
I was about to cook, and then I decided.
Ooh, Iron Mouse!
Die!
Die!
Where any people over in Dog Abuse are shockingly very common on Twitch, not just kick.
Okay, prove it.
I'll wait.
I'm not saying it's not, by the way.
I'm curious to learn more.
Sir.
Please, dude.
LUL
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
LUL
LUL
meantime, twish streamers reacted to kick streamers running over dogs
and streamers
Do be reactive to other streamers, man.
Got like webcam's northeast, webcam's southwest.
Webcam west, fuckin' four different dudes on screen,
all slurp, glorpin' each other.
I learned pretty early on that,
That's kind of like what the lowest common denominator wants is to see streamers interact with other streamers
Dude doesn't does not matter the context at all
And then it did it goes all the way back bro, okay?
It honestly dude motherfuckers in the 70s and 60s and shit figured this shit out dude already
variety shows
Fucking Scooby-Doo having like the Harlem globetrotters and shit like the Harlem globetrotters episodes dude
Those are the only episodes of Scooby-Doo I personally remember, dude.
Let's try a pussy.
I think these are shrimp.
Is that why I got that tattoo?
Yeah.
It's kind of filthy in here.
Do these Japanese apartment buildings really have like these communal bathrooms?
That's so disgusting, actually.
Gross!
That's the way we went at the Garakinshire 4 streamer house.
You know, while I was married, something like that could never happen.
But guess what?
new age, new era, dude.
Hey, this is not a school.
This is clearly an apartment building.
Dude, then we can collab.
Sure, before I can do a cooking stream.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah.
And then we could react.
Oh my, oh my god, yes.
Oh, oh.
Watch this ship be on the roof and checking all these rooms is like not necessary at all.
I'm with British streamers and for the entire stream to sit there and laugh at their pronunciation
boy you go you guys say fish and chips I call that a filet of fish what that's fucking wacky
Hey, bro.
I'm gonna get hit with a classic.
I'll be like, did you get a license to collab with me today from your local government
Magister?
I mean, there's a classic.
Did your local Magister approve of this collaboration, Seth?
I don't know.
What is that down there?
Do you play shit job simulator games on Steam?
On String?
Cause you're too washed to play real games?
Okay Link your Terraria Master Mode Hardcore Clear in chat.
We'll watch it together on String but you can teach me about gaming.
Okay.
Link mine.
mine on the bot website pussy I gotta do heavy lifting for you
that was ten years ago wrong
the fucking meat grinder
Torari Klamini gets a big update today.
I don't give a fuck about your weeaboo mod, dude, where you're going to have DBZ battles
with the bosses, okay?
My fun from Torari comes from fighting a boss that kills me in one hit on contact.
Fuck off.
Now!
That sounds cool.
It is cool.
I just don't want to play it.
up.
Man, you just jump out.
Use the fish to produce bait.
The fish will be lost.
You tell why the guys can't call you the mean man?
Dude, I want you to imagine being asked something repeatedly over and over again for eight years.
Now, the odds that someone would even muster the courage to speak to you once per year
is already almost unfathomable to you, Red.
Now imagine someone doing it thousands of times.
Thousands of times.
What is this?
Let's go get this fish.
You have it so rough. I don't think I have a rough. I'm just justifying what would otherwise
be perceived as being me? That's all.
Stop trauma Duffins? Sorry.
Dragon come to slightly warmer than human come and much thicker too. The thing
this comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon's body wouldn't
let's head to the the Thundergum shall we
We're the fish, eh?
Fish bottom.
You're really not gonna stop.
You're gonna say, this is for the good of the world, aren't you?
What a joke.
I know what you really are.
This is a duty, it's pleasure.
It's cool, isn't it?
How the world turns you into the very thing you hated the second you're on top.
Ooh, wait.
Go fuck yourself.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Come on guys!
One...
Okay.
Easy 10k.
What the hell's that black miasma?
Oh!
That's Q.
Hey.
What?
What?
Fuck you, shut up.
I wonder what this black aura is.
I think it's something eating the bait that we can't kill you up.
It's ink dumbass.
You're a fucking dumbass.
Rope stench.
My robe...
smells...
immaculate.
What up, man? What up?
That house gets yourself...
Man, this is bad. The guy who was in charge of catching fish disappeared in the nearby
dorm. He took the bait machine with him. I can't help making any deliveries without
it. That's the bait maker for catching fish! Wait, are you the one boss mentioned? Perfect
timing. I'm glad you showed up. We help us with deliveries. Once you lure ten fish from
inside the dome onto each of these three boats, you're a life saver. This motherfucker wants
It's been catch 30 fish.
I guess the whore really was getting a job after all.
Iron mouse?
Oh, there's a lot of fishing in there.
Well, it's bait time, mate.
One, two, three, several.
Several.
Oh!
Quaint Chupple kill!
There's too many fish on here.
Catch 100 fish. These things are gonna go flying off of my boat, by the way.
Well, let's proceed at a leisurely pace.
I can make him shake.
These things look familiar.
Yeah, we'll lose the other fish here, it's just getting in the way right now.
Boost.
Reverses.
you're a lifesaver so you really are the person boss talks so highly about
red boat goes faster
we ride
dude plates were already calamity now I don't want it I just don't want to it's okay
Okay.
Play it.
It says, brought back three bells, but what it's supposed to say is brought back the third
bell.
We gotta go, oh never mind, it was a pack of three bells.
Even though visibly it only looked like one.
Whatever, dude, I'm not upset or angry about that.
Weeeeeeeere.
InBeforeSpeed level four?
Wait, lets see...
Mhm.
It looked like three on the boat, did it?
What the flip it's coming right at me
Roblese played lawbreakers now
now. Bro, no one's heard of your fucking game before.
I feel like Calamity of Harder Mode is the perfect difficulty for your taste to add like
four layers to boss fight plus fight base yeah I don't know oh my god I'm the
wrong I'm in the wrong place fellows I was over here
in another chatter who was not who was not truly absorbed in the true
difficulty about hardcore Ferrari around the bosses are merely
Oh, it's out of the school.
The bosses aren't the difficulty chatter.
Nay.
It is the journey.
You should play Calamity Mod, grabs you by the throat, and lifts you into the air.
Snaps your neck like that guy from the run TM.
Fuck you.
Um, guys?
Fellas?
fellas?
they moved
on the grace of all time
How did I die?
How did I die?
Did I need speed 4?
Did I out of bounds?
You can't boost out there fella
That's bullshit, I clearly did not need speed 4 though, I don't.
I freaking own.
Hello?
Dude.
Very good.
Now watch this, fellas.
Watch this.
I didn't respawn the fish like I thought it would.
Welp, I'm a fucking loser.
Let's ride.
I don't think I have to hook it like that.
I guess the demon was always the fish we made along the way, huh, fellas?
You know?
You know?
We're the fucking fish, bro.
Hello?
You know, one could say...
We truly were.
Wait, the fish from the dome are getting out.
things are worth $1 by the way.
Oh there's the thing. How do I kill this leg?
There's no fucking way, dude.
I kind of these things have like no momentum
Maybe maybe the ship is supposed to symbolize a fish guys
What
Say what I
Wonder where the best place to catch fishes
It sure fell in around here. You're the $1 fishers
Where are you
Where are you the fish in the sea I
Cannot see I cannot throw tonight
Something something
fishes where the fuck are you at 10k baby please don't continue I do not know
the lyrics to this song so I'll sing it like a British guy
What am I doing wrong? Maybe we try chumming again?
Guys, I had a weird dream.
I was like at... a chatters typo just reminded me of it.
I was at like a like a like a play that my kid was in okay and it was like in a
gym they like you know how in like certain like
honestly it's most stadiums they'll have like banners on the the side of like
other, like older players and stuff.
This, this gym had a bunch of those.
And one of the kids had a really fucking stupid name.
I do not recall what the name was,
but I turned to the person next to me and I was like
I was like, why is that person's name so fucking stupid?
And then the person replies, oh.
They're like a, like, the son of like a billionaire or some shit.
So like, they use like pseudo names or some shit.
It was weird.
Weird.
Yo, that's crazy.
Dude, shut up, man.
This is a dream?
Yeah.
Nice chat GPT story.
Dude, now everything's chat GPT, man.
Hoppin' on battle, BO7 warzone season 2, the squad god, the battle pass, and we're about to queue.
Me when I'm excited to play the latest season of the Black Ops with the boys.
Hey fellas, what's up?
Hey, J-Dog, what's up?
No f**king way.
They call me J-Dog, by the way.
I've seen plate card 2, for instance.
I don't play God.
I don't play God. Do you?
Good bonka, like some something?
Fuck you
Hey brother, hey brother man
Welcome back to the squad
You ready to get some dubs? Hell yeah, brother. Let me just let me just send to this this poly market bet real quick
Word word
You watch the game last
Yep
You think about LeBron the goat. Yep. All right
He's one he's one he's one now we're in the game. We've moved to have the story a little bit. He's one I beat them
I beat them
Hell yeah, brother, man. That's another go high fives
Winner winner chicken dinner. All right
Got to get off for the night fellas the old ball and chains call it
Ain't that right brother? Hey
See you tomorrow same time tomorrow night 8 p.m
You know what 8 p.m. 9 p.m. That's the golden hour
You hate cod guy the cod guy is so he's so nice though. What did you do wrong?
He's a steady job
He's happily married
The fuck to that guy
He's got the, uh, he's got a nice haircut.
He wears polos.
Dude, this cannot be the best place to cut fish.
Surprise. Okay.
Do I know your brother? Is your brother Cod Guy?
guide not to be confused with 2k guy
plus 100
hell yeah brother
this 2k guy stream on kick
Yeah, probably.
Coms muted.
Oh, what was that?
Whatever it is, it's right below us.
You think?
Hey, reveal that self.
What?
I'm going in.
Is that from my boat?
Tell me why, I can't harpoon that fish.
Tell me why.
Is it near a three time yet?
Bro, are you honestly fucking serious?
I've invested two hours of my life in the planning of this ship,
and I have to see it until the end.
Otherwise there was no fucking point.
Otherwise, I'd betray the trust of my loyal Japanese viewers.
For a sight for me to participate in an important part of their culture.
Okay?
So no, it's not fucking neotime yet, you stupid bitch.
That's probably tomorrow.
It was also Japanese culture?
Yes, it is.
Oh, there's no fish higher.
The big one.
This shit is actually starting to tell me, boys.
I'm gonna be honest.
Why the fuck?
Oh.
Where did you go?
I can't see it.
Where are you hiding? Little bitch. Did we gotta chump something? Oh wait, these are worth 2k now. They're not worth one anymore. These however are worth one other.
Fish detected. I wonder if we can go to the dome and get a bunch of fish.
Broke!
I think I moved the hell up quick.
He ain't hungry no more!
Oh fuck.
Let's see how you like chum tea.
Wow 20 gay nice, that's awesome
Sweet
Wow
Shut the fuck up
The platinum is 30k?
41 bitches of fish?
Bro, it's made of solid gold, motherfucker.
So, you moving?
He's moving.
Hold.
Target spotted.
Target, lost.
Target, get.
Ooh, 2,000.
Wowza.
We're going back in the dome
to see how much they're worth in there.
Shut up.
I keep seeing the like them flap their tails and shit maybe I'm supposed to be
chumming I don't want to chum that
you got all fish golden I want to get a secret ending me when I make shit up for
no fucking reason why the fuck would you do that
You think you're a little troller?
Huh?
Use golden chum?
Wait.
Well, at least it'll last forever.
Checking targets?
It didn't last forever, guys.
That was cool.
Yeah, so these fish hide in the bottom most of the time, I guess.
But like...
Dude.
Oh
What's up, man? I fucking hate you, by the way. At least the fuel's cheap. That's nice.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Yep, this truly is an allegory for capitalism and how it's bad.
Yeah, let's just say it's literally bad.
I have an idea.
How much is speed 4?
check this out so the first time we get when we teleported here yep oh yeah we do
a bit of power gaming boys. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Plus 20k, right there.
So, what happened when you looked down? There was a bright flash. Oh, that was God.
And he knows you touch yourself. And he wants you to stop. Check it.
Less 10k. Nope, you don't get to go away.
Got him!
Oh, the bright flash is, uh, there's like a lantern on our harpoon egg.
I told you guys I'm Japanese, by the way.
Rather I identify as Japanese.
Fuck you.
Many times.
I just felt, I just felt it bears mentioning right now. That's all.
Cute.
Cute.
I guess I like my exploit by the way. Normally these things spawn at the bottom of the water.
And you have to chum them
Yeah, did I get them
You can walk around that area. Oh, yeah, buddy you think you're so fucking smart, eh
oh look at that I got teleported would you look at that shut up buy it thank you
now let's leave wait
We are we're gonna go to the school
That's a big bore on well, you know, you know what they say you know what they say
I did not buy the upgrade
You know what they say about me poor you?
You do know what they say right?
There's another speed upgrade. You have to be fucking kidding me, dude.
I don't please a lightning?
Well, like...
You know what they say about the Vaporeon?
Um, guys?
I gotta go through the way gate, otherwise I'm not blessed.
Holy.
We're at the pain train station.
There's a train nearby.
You know the girl on that train?
I can't really get close to her.
Half the stuff she says, I can't make sense of it.
I feel that.
I just hope she finds some peace in a way out.
It doesn't help that there are rumors of
And Umi Bozu, a sea giant, is there by and gives me the creeps.
Shwan and Black Star, I think, or something?
This might be the worst game you've ever seen.
This is how I know people don't play games, man.
You ever heard of that little game called Beyond Two Souls?
32k.
In a way.
Got him.
Got him.
Did a panic attack play that game?
I did.
I did.
It's like my body was rejecting it.
It said no.
You shall not.
Okay, I need you to not to flop.
Get to play beyond what do you have to play beyond one soul first.
That game doesn't exist.
I'm afraid these are flopping off of the boat when I can't see.
But I also don't want to turn in, like, everyone.
Indigo Prophecy Trukino.
I think he was lost.
That feel when you'll never get to play the Indigo Prophecy for the first time ever again.
Fucking bitch.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Well, let's get the hell out of here.
I'm almost confident some of them have fallen off, by the way.
Guys, I like this game.
The chatters aim is born to fish.
No way.
Come back you stupid son of a bitch!
I think it's better if we reverse.
Doesn't have to do that.
This is sweet.
This is just like fishing in real life.
I can't boost that.
This is just like fishing in real life. I can't boost that.
Fuck you.
There ain't no way, bro.
I'm so fucking mad right now.
Bro, is this fuckin' aim labs?
I lost one.
I actually lost one.
Oh my god.
of all the upgrades for our pooms
no however I mean I don't think they're
really gonna help I don't think they're
gonna help. We got it reel in faster, aim speed faster, bait range.
This game is 40 hours, by the way, I don't think so, buddy.
You are...
God, why did you make it like this?
Oh my god.
Dude.
If there was like a like a speed upgrade like a
For the harpoon like actually being thrown I
Think that would have been useful here. I think we're supposed to be using bait as well, but man
You cannot make me bitch. I'm just got your ass
Is that Neo from the Matrix, but as a manta ray?
Let's try it.
Yep, I didn't want to deploy that myself.
This is much easier.
It's a little easier.
Yeah, we attracted one.
Nice, nice.
Yep.
Got him, ass.
Got him, ass.
Got him, ass.
What?
Are there harpoons that really exist like this in real life?
Excuse me.
We don't wanna go too fast.
Please come back.
You guys should tell me if one of them flopped out, right?
And he gets on the way back in the harpoon?
That would have been cool.
Oh no, you cannot do that.
Oh.
Wagey wagey!
We got fish to slay buddy you still with me focus him
There ain't no way this would have.
Bitch.
I'm something of an aimer.
I'm kind of a goaded aimer on the sauce.
Nobody tell them?
The fish is still here.
Next try, bitch.
I got a shark though. Forget it.
How's that miss? Can someone explain that to me please?
Stop motoring.
What?!
I think we're kind of a...
kind of out of luck in the spot, nay?
Big catch?
Here's Bob.
Big guy.
So fucking ass.
Well, guess we're riding backwards.
Yep. I guess I'm just a fucking stupid asshole, there's- OOOH, never mind!
No way.
Such a fucking loser.
I'm such a loser.
Okay. Fucka dis.
Hey, Tom.
Hey, guys, what is the commentary on poacher?
Commentary on D's nuts.
Hey, what about him, though?
Up a grade, huh?
This doesn't feel particularly fast.
Can you date the merchant now?
I do feel fast AF now though.
I will say.
Generator located.
Okay, man, use fuel to rotate the Ferris wheel.
That up there?
Let's drop back.
I need fuel for shit, pussy.
Okay.
Hang on, fish. We're getting out of here. What if there was... like why would I ever
want to keep any of these fish. You know what I mean?
Friendship.
Gold boat.
Greetings!
Don't come any closer, you're gonna eat me too, aren't you?
Wait, was it you after the next stop? That next stop my sister just vanished, was it you or who did it?
My sister used to say all the time, there aren't any decent people left in this world.
So it's the same kind of good for nothing, aren't you? Don't come near me, don't touch me, give me my sister back.
If you're gonna lie and say you didn't eat it, then take me to the next station and prove it.
We can't move the train without the lever, so I guess that's impossible, huh?
I'm too scared to move.
If you're really not some good for nothing, then go find the lever we need to get this
train moving.
Ugh!
Uh...
You're not the boss of me now!
You're not the boss of me now.
Is this a submarine?
I think the light's looking where I'm looking.
What do you mean?
yeah I'm the grace of all time this looks like a turn dead sister yeah yeah
probably shouldn't have jumped off killed herself and that my friends is not
very giga. Oh my god! Holy fuck!
Where did the fish go?
How can I go home if I impaled it with my harpoon?
pulling laundry
Ah, I don't know. I really thought it was penis was out first I got there.
Ah, I don't know. I just feel dirty. It's been bothering me.
Ever since it turned, my body and my mind feel sticky like I'm not clean.
No matter how much I wash, I start sweating right away. It makes me hate myself.
Back when I was in the water, I was never like this.
People say humans are filthy and yeah, now I get it.
Fish have turned two, haven't they? So they must be dirty too.
I'm hungry and I want to eat, but I want to eat clean fish.
A fish at the construction site that turns invisible in the dark, one-eyed ghost.
Those little guys, it's like they're avoiding the lake because they're bothered by how dirty they are.
You bring me three of them so I can wash them?
Looks like I need a light to find that fish.
Eating untainted fish with an untainted body.
Oh, how wonderful that sounds.
Shut up.
Here we go.
It made the fart noise as soon as I landed.
That was awesome.
Stop moving immediately.
You are under arrest.
Fuck you.
Why do they make that noise?
I'm controlling this bitch with my mind by the way, the light.
Fish located.
I kind of wish you could drift in this game.
stop moving nice now we don't have to work
I'm home
yep
Oh, look at his armpits! Gross!
Chillin' more like Sniffer.
Well, fuck yourself.
I need my boat.
I need...
I need my boat.
I need my boat.
I need my boat
Oh you want a fish let's show you up you go
Oh, my gosh.
Back demon!
These things are like clipping through the drain right now.
oh my god how much how much punishment can the trade take
Goodbye.
Well, I think after all that work, I need a rest.
Get the fuck up.
I appreciate what I've done for you but you can get that guy right there
alright they're a little too far away
um guys
he's gonna fucking eat us
This plays like a Roblox game.
You know, honestly, that chatter is not wrong.
We're here.
Hey, do you want to see your sister?
We're here. Hey, do you want to see your sister? Are you excited? We're here. Yeah.
Let's go, Reno.
Let's see your sister.
Found her.
I found her.
There she is.
You know, I've been thinking about my sister this whole time.
Our last conversation, it was full of nothing but despair.
She said, I want to disappear.
I want to go back to the sea, and I couldn't bring myself to listen.
And when I watched her while she was talking...
I'm the one who ate my sister. What the fuck?
The real good for nothing was me. I was so hungry, I didn't know what else to do.
She was so important to me, and still, maybe I've been running away this whole time.
I'm awful. But when I look at you, I feel like even someone like me can take a step forward.
For her sake too.
In this hopeless world, I can finally see a glimpse of light.
I leave something on the train thing.
Just a small thing.
Bro, this is a water world that all the fish just became people.
But all the fish just became people.
Okay, where's my boat?
Oh, I know.
I know what we can do.
Hippie!
So...
That's the last bell to be installed. I think I only have one shrine piece to... hold on, we might get one from over here, actually.
I didn't know you were a hacker.
Yep.
What can I say?
Lay Hacker Man.
Guys this is a movie dick reference by the way.
That's a book about the ocean.
Oh, we can finally see it.
Kind of.
What the f-
No way. Alright. Turn around.
So, I'm on top of you.
Fuck this window!
What's up?
Hmm.
Let's ride.
I have sex with it.
Alright.
You actually got that thing, huh?
A second tabletart?
Oh well, keep it up, yeah.
Wowza!
Uh, okay.
Well...
I guess you could say we got the best boat this side of a boat sail.
Let's get that fuel upgrade.
much blood, death, despair.
It's not making noises. You're not, you're not people man, you're not. Wait, they are people.
I can't wait, dude. I hope there's like a Metal Gear Solid tier lore dump, or like
Actually, the nanomachines turned all people into fish and fish into peep.
And you were totally harpooning them!
Oh no!
That's not good!
Fuck you.
I'm obliterated.
Okay, so if I do an impression of the shopkeeper, would it be racist?
with that haircut yes why my why specifically my haircut red boat
Yippee! Bull Boat. Yippee! Copper Boat. Yippee! Purple Boat. Pink Boat.
The Su-Rubboat. All right we got to go east. I just noticed the compass on the top guys.
Oh, we're missing so many V-Tubers.
There they are.
They're the Bow Bow Girls.
And then we have Duck Chan.
Maya SMD.
Nice.
Uh, Cat.
Lunk.
That's someone's cat, I think.
Who says she has a potion for him?
Talk to you about if he does some robust and cool.
Russian, perhaps?
Other cat?
Base?
Iron mouse?
Um, Vtuber, I think?
Dog?
Uh, lady?
Um, Amelia?
guy? The emperor? Wait isn't this like a ghost thing or what? He's a heterochromia too, nice.
Good touch, good touch. And then we have this guy, the terraria man. And then we have Helsing game.
Sephiroth.
I love the eyes. Look at the eye.
It reminds me of that one video, the Sonic video where you SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH LIKE THE OTHER GIRL, or the girl.
Old.
That distinct uh...
fan art style from the early 2000s.
Let's ride, baby.
To hell we go.
Um, guys?
AHH!
I got our go
Please don't say let's ride that's a burnt peanut quip. It doesn't belong to you. Oh shit. All right
That's my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Counterpoint breathing is kind of a thing that like every other human does so maybe
you could uh, stop posing?
Hey guns.
Excuse me.
Mamma Mia.
Wait, did we save?
Yes.
Who is burnt penis?
Anyone who's, who has finished having sex with your mom, I think.
You wanna talk about this or something?
You think I'm going to that city, huh?
Hmm, yeah, I see.
That place is where the dangerous ones gather.
We go there too, but let's just say things are getting out of hand fast.
Customers are getting pickier too, becoming real gourmets, they're getting more and more
insatiable by the day.
Some of us are vanishing all of a sudden.
It's not just once or twice either.
It's just full of unknowns.
I wouldn't recommend going in.
But if you insist on going, I do.
Goodbye.
Wait, you have guns?
Harpoon, upgrade harpoon into a harpoon gun.
I got that kind of dash fella.
Is this a movie or...?
This won't make a movie about his game.
The convenience store, guys. It's called the Konbini, okay?
It's like you guys don't even give a fuck about Japanese culture.
Um, is this your first time in the city?
The city has a person in each district looking for a specific fish, there are four of them
in total, but their requests are pretty tough, but if you can fulfill their request it sounds
like you'll get something in return.
Maybe you can handle it, I marked them on your map so if you want please go check them
out.
Before you do, you see that tower over there, that's the symbol of the city.
I want to visit the tower first.
Fine.
They got zoomed off.
What up?
What up, girl?
Damn.
So you're really not like the others in this world.
I'm doing everything I can, but this world that just isn't normal, things never go as
planned.
What about you?
Yeah, you are really different.
You really are different from the others around here.
Why am I here, you ask?
Well, there's a vicious shark in this city, and I saw him holding the third tablet shark.
shark so I found that maybe with a mortar we could take them down we can take
down the shark but it seems only four parts to complete the weapon so could you
find four parts the weapon for me we're something a mortar
What a thrill, with ladders and hands and feet climbing.
a thrill there was literally nothing up here
omega low I'm jumping to my boat now
Where's this chode?
Reveal thyself.
Hurry the hell up, get to work!
I need Norfish!
Forget the boat moving and be looking around, it won't come at you.
Once you find it on the sonar, don't look toward it. Let it get close.
Once it's closed enough, stab its face. It's fast as hell, but it won't take the bait, just a sicko that attacks people.
Watch the sonar carefully. Let it get close. Close something that pokes its head out of the water.
When you get too close, it'll bite your ass.
You guys, your ass is gone, so don't die. Bring me the orphish.
Oh, fine. I will do that.
It's not marked on demand.
focus em
Girl what?
Con Yuri, I'm Yuri, you'll help me right?
Nice looking forward to it.
These mermaids are really good for my odd eyes, so I want you to collect five and bring
them here.
They're transparent unless they're hit by light, they're also violent.
climbs onto your boat and you don't take it down in time it'll kill you. You can't catch
while it's stuck to the boat so grab it before it gets on. Pee hee best of luck but don't
worry if you dial remember your face. She is homophobia. No heterochromia, heterochromia.
You dope.
God knows how many of these I need.
in agony. I might not need any of these actually.
Yeah, but
You're gonna do it or not okay, some piranhas for me let that thing spot you it won't stop
Let's hurry until there's nothing left. We want one piece of advice use bait
They're always having don't get clever. Don't waste my time just put the fish in that and I won't have to feed you to them instead
Hmm
There's more buckets to chomp in dude.
They ain't coming.
That is like human making that noise, it's so creepy.
Wait, do I even need bait?
Come on guys.
Yum yum yum yum yum.
Where for art thou fish?
You got your ass pussy.
Little pussy bitch.
Where is it?
I get the wrong button.
How many did I drop?
Oh, here.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Do I really want to do four more side quests here for these random people?
Am I invested enough in this store?
Yes
What story
I don't know like the vague allusions to the Japanese folklore that's happening you stupid guy Jen
You just don't get art
You just don't fucking get it, dude. You actually do not get it.
Back demons.
Uh, I think we're, I think we're gonna run out of fuel.
I wonder if we can keep all of our fish.
How about I look at a painting and save 10 hours?
Bro, you can't read.
Stop pretending.
I can't believe this shit. I actually cannot, dude.
Like, here's the thing, right?
I think I should- It's just tedious. It's just tedious.
I'm dead. As well.
All these games are like that the jelly games
Yeah, what was the last one we played fuck man, I could not I could not even
The bathhouse
Yeah, what like at least that one was kind of spooky
I mean I guess this shit probably giga spooky for someone who I'm doing wild
quest right now I should just be playing TPC at least I'd be level of my
character up
Am I gonna make it?
AHHHHHHHH!
Probably do offline.
Nothing to do offline is your mother.
Bitch.
Lolololololo.
This is my troll face on, by the way.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
She wants the Orphish.
I think that's it.
Well, that channel was right, dude.
The shit is, it's literally a Roblox game, it literally is.
It is literally a Roblox horror game, dude.
my hate playing right now dude I'm literally hate playing this game and
And that's not a fucking joke.
Oh, I want to look at this.
They're the best part of these- of this game?
Like, honestly, it's a big improvement over every other game I've played by this guy.
One.
Immediately.
Except...
There's other games that have jump scares, at the least.
At the least.
Is he gonna do the train game?
Yeah, the fuckin' uh, the exit mic, that shit was sweet.
Actually, that was probably the best one by this guy I've ever played.
No, I think about it.
Everyone hated the jump scares though, you probably listened to feedback and took them
out.
Jump scares can be good.
People hating jump scares is like, when you hear someone go, oh, world of warcraft, you
You know what I mean? Like...
It's NPC behavior, honestly.
Well...
Oh, this is the mermaid.
Wow, sucks.
Okay, listen, I won't be gaslit by you, Twitch chat.
Wow, it's objectively not a bad game.
Okay.
Uh, you hate it for reasons that you either cannot discern or you because you played it for thousands of hours
That's why that's the you're the kind of person that i'm speaking to right now
Okay
um
The you're the either kind of person i'm speaking of i should say
OSRS clears the dude i agree i agree
I
Fish this some mermaid
Like why cuz he played with your friends not because it's wild
I mean I played while when I was growing up to buddy
Thanks try though pussy bitch
I'm Korana.
Gather swordfish here.
Use boost to chase them down.
You were 30 when it came out, bro?
You critical abe?
You critical abe?
Ever I was gonna say.
Never trust someone with a bottom of the barrel uninformed video game opinion.
That's frustrating.
Alright.
If your first instinct when even the war...
If your first instinct
when the world of Warcraft is mentioned in your
personality is to be like,
UGH! Wow!
UGH! World of Warcraft!
UGH! UGH!
UGH! I hate... world... I hate... wow!
UGH! It sucks!
Um, I don't consider you human being.
And that's not to speak to WoW's defense.
Let's be clear.
Weeere.
What a terrible argument.
There is no argument.
Okay.
Uh, the WoW hate is forced and propagated by neckbeards and losers.
you understand that's my argument
so the people will play it yeah I'm not debating that those people are also not
negative and lose but see here's the thing right like if you think you're so
much better than a wild player why do you share their exact same fucking opinion
Right? I guess aren't too dissimilar with that one.
Weeeere.
I literally am better than a wild player.
I mean, maybe some wild player is like Jeffrey Epstein.
But that's not, that's not, that's not...
You're gonna have to get more specific next time that's all
What is my argument
Okay, I'm gonna lay it out from the beginning all right
At the beginning World Warcraft not that popular gaming explodes in popularity in the next couple of years
World Warcraft is constantly on the news
Okay a subset of kids that I went to school with or like in later adults and stuff like
are seeing those news reports or hearing about them from other people,
okay, and these are people who aren't very much online, right, uh, and associating being a huge
fucking giga nerd loser with playing World of Warcraft, right.
So my argument is that if your local news station and high school bullies are who you
want to share opinions with simply because they were said to you at some point you were shamed into
not liking something as a result I think you are a loser that's my argument that's all
moon was bully got it dude I played wild with all of my friends in high school at one point
I did not get bullied but I definitely...
What I'm trying to say is I think someone who reacts so viscerally to the
mention of World of Warcraft probably did get bullied.
Probably.
No we were just playing Halo? Me too brother?
Me too, brother me.
Most people I knew growing up who hated wow I ended up getting addicted to it.
I mean, yeah. And there's a reason for that, right?
It's a bottom of the barrel opinion to outwardly hate World of Warcraft and World of Warcraft
itself unfoundedly even.
And World of Warcraft itself is kind of a bottom of the barrel MMO experience, right?
It's very McDonald's coding, right?
So it makes sense that someone who would like super heat it in your opinion would probably
fall victim to it at the same time.
Where are the mermaids?
You just contradicted yourself?
No, I did not.
No, I did not.
Where are the mormons?
The raids in Lauer are better than anything in any other ammo, but the rest is very mage.
I think there's such a thing as like, general gamer fatigue.
You know what I mean?
Uhhh...
Erm, guys? They're literally right near me, aren't they?
Where's my mermaid?!
Oh it doesn't count.
It doesn't count because they touch it.
They touch it to boat.
Wow!
Excuse me.
I guess I'm sperm in my throat, pardon me.
How many do you have five, right?
Yeah, I mean me personally I've dealt with a lot of people over the years kind of like
just kind of like rolling their eyes about World of Warcraft and being like oh this game
you know what I mean but like bro I know you didn't play that show long enough to formulate
an opinion that I would ever fucking respect about anything right you shut up
dude did you even make it out of mold or bro
boom
okay one-piece fan
I watched one piece growing up, I watched the four kids.
Yo, yo, dreamin', don't give it up, Luffy, dreamin', don't give it up, Nato, dreamin',
Don't give it up Zara!
I don't know.
Hey-oh-yooo!
I played Legion of Azaroth and you can confidently say the Y was complete mess.
Your blood will put 150 hours into a game and say it's complete fucking trash by the
way.
Why?
How is that possible?
I'll see.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Didn't you play three months a while?
I played more than that.
More.
Your strawman showed up and proved you wrong.
What are you on about?
Why is DiddyBlood in chat using the debate buzzwords against me?
This is not a debate, okay?
We're not debating.
The anti-wow hate is forced.
That's all.
Like it was, it's so prolific like, dude.
You guys are actually making me feel insane right now.
Because I know you have encountered the exact person I am talking about, or you yourself
are the exact person I am speaking about.
The person who, the person who like, literally, there's like four or five of you, okay, first of all,
some of you guys probably don't even like, hang out with other humans or whatever, so it's fine.
Um, so you might not know what I'm talking about, but like, it just casually mentioned World of Warcraft,
and then like, hearing some neckmere in the corner, go,
UGHH, wow, really? UGHH, World of Warcraft, man, and then like, you talk to the dude,
right, and like, either he has not played, or he has played for 2,000 fucking hours.
You have met this person before! I know you have, dude!
This should last take the shark. Shut up. I gotta finish this fucking game.
Hang on, shut up.
That shark looks tough. It's not normal, not even close. Then again, either or we.
Apparently, there's a person inside that shark's mouth, and the only way is to aim for them.
Hitting the shark itself doesn't seem to do.
All right, we got what we need. Let's finish this.
I'll have to weapon up on the tower.
I
Yesterday said blizzard hasn't made a good game since warcraft 3. Yeah, it was rage bait. Yeah rage baited
I mean I genuinely like I
Mean you're free to literally forgetting the next part of the fucking conversation you stupid asshole
Where I literally went on to talk about World of Warcraft and how it was good for its time dude
should have been a mortar
yeah I thought I would kind of thought I would be aiming that
like bro there was not a game experience like World Warcraft when it came out
No, are they similar to it?
There's undeniable.
No reaction of me shooting the thing, huh?
Asheron's call was so much better, Final Fantasy XI was better.
Oh yeah, I played Final Fantasy XI pretty sensibly, actually.
Um, hey.
I like Final Fantasy XI.
But was it better than World of Warcraft?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Get him in the mouth.
I can't move.
What?
Oh my god, I have to hit it in some mouth!
I'm going to die.
Hey, how is that not a hit?
Hello?
If I need the harpoon gun?
Oh, true.
I forgot about that.
I forgot about the harpoon gun.
Yeah, I hit him twice.
Man.
At least we got some jellyfish, I guess.
ugly mofucka I'm one short dude
I do not remember where the jellyfish are, I also don't want to get too close.
Do not fall off stick with me buddy
The fact that you're going past 2am on this dauntless shows that you might actually be
enjoying your time and not hate playing.
Disagree.
Disagree.
Um.
I was like 90% I was like 80% done with the game, but I didn't want to quit didn't want to quit
I'm just shit actually. I'm not on the east coast like that is.
You know, the cool thing about this new gun is that it makes a really fucking obnoxious
noise when you shit it that only in one of your ears.
I am supposed to be Dodger.
Did that hurt me?
Bro, was he not doing that because I was taking it the entire time?
It seemed like he missed the Chargers and then did the...
I thought he had hit him while he was charging.
And then this shit here disables my bow.
That hurt.
It's actually turn-based combat.
Surprised.
John souls it's or so
We are concerned fuel
All right, you stunned me?
What do we do?
Mark his ass!
There's a third one!
Oh, yo, yo, yo!
ffff
fucking mess
Oh my god, one more shot!
Dude, what could the ending for this game possibly fucking be?
I could have possibly fucking beaten him.
Like, I like this shit. The weird fucking Eldritch stuff.
Jamp and Eldritch.
Yo, does this chick need a ride?
Ah, she gal.
I
Ghosted you
No way you took that shark down or bastard. Maybe this was really the better ending for him. So you've got another charge
That means the tablet is complete, I don't know whether the warrior feel relieved I
I do not fucking care one million sure nice I can get more boat speed
surely there's nothing left after we go to the shrine man
Because I won't be doing it.
I got speed 6 and this says speed 7 and it's getting a fucking all death 4 boys.
I swear to god.
Alright.
Let's go off the edge of the world.
Oh, where the hell am I going though?
Here it comes.
Haha, wait, it's actually happening.
Save, dude.
Oh.
Looks like you're ready to go in from here, thanks for making it this far.
If I see him again, I'll get on your boat with you.
Just a little more, I'm so glad I met you.
Shoot gold bell.
Purple bell, no.
Hey, where is she?
Oh.
Where is she? Oh.
I forgot it was on our ship now.
Oh.
Wait, am I using up the...
I'm using it up right now.
Dude.
Dad, thank goodness I finally found you. They brought me all the way here. You made it all the way here, and Meyuna came with you too?
I am the one who sees through all things. It was I who cast the curse upon this world. I pride myself on being something close to a god.
And yet even I was swallowed by anger, the endless lament echoing from the sea's depths, cries of lives trampled by humans.
I listened to it all and learned what human foolishness truly was.
I believed I could not leave humans as they were, that if humans and fish treated places,
peace would come.
Seems building a world that is difficult for fish was so little reason.
Even so, you alone became a true human.
Dad, listen, what I saw out there was awful.
This fish that looked like people, they only have the worst parts of humans.
And they kept that thing that fish have, cannibalism.
They turned into something truly messed up.
You tried to fix this world on your own and it nearly killed you.
I don't blame you.
I tried my best.
I tried to tell everyone in my own way, but no one listened.
They simply don't have the capacity to do so.
Humans really are selfish, huh?
And you?
Humans are you too, so I get why you thought you had no choice.
It's horrible.
The world was still better than this.
That's why I think we should put everything back.
That doesn't have much time. We'll handle what happens to the world from here.
You don't have to push yourself anymore.
I think we should break the curse, make fish and humans go back to how they were.
But in the end, it's your decision.
Because I believe you're the only one who should take the helm of this world.
No matter what happens, I'll accept it.
And there it is, the omnipotent whale.
So you made it to the end.
I had the hunch you'd be the one to bring me here.
Right. I was looking for that whale too, wasn't I?
And hey, thanks for catching so many humans for me.
I don't even remember why anymore, but I used to hate humans, but now...
I don't know. It's starting to feel like it doesn't matter. Hate doesn't do anything. The world doesn't get better.
I still want to make this world better though.
But I'm a fish at the end of the day, aren't I? I tried to think and nothing comes. So I started an organization
There's still so much I want to learn so much I want to do I don't want to just turn back into a fish like this
As you can see the time is coming to an end
I know you've seen this world with your own eyes and from what I felt you seem to have the ability to think
Humans are something even I a whale cannot fully understand. So now I want your answer
I want to entrust this world to you where the humans you met evil itself
Yes. Are you sure? Yes. I see if they were truly that wicked that perhaps they should return everything to how it was.
Quick, someone explain the plot nuances for Moon and definitely not for me.
What if Fish and Human trade place?
But what if fish could not handle the weight of being human?
What if human's not that bad?
This could.
The merchant was a fish?
You couldn't tell?
They drowned because they were under the water. I mean, no way they all died, right?
How come they didn't die when they turned all of the
The fish and the humans don't diverse on.
Surely all the humans were not in the ocean.
Did I make the right choice?
Yeah, thank goodness I finally found you.
Well, it's nice that he put me right here, I guess.
It's also nice that I don't have to read this fucking...
He teleports in the view mode.
No.
Is there a correct way to be human?
No. Must humans be perfect? No.
to try again. No. Is it already too late to atone for my mistake? No. Should the curse be reversed?
No. Then tell me, what is a human? How can this world be made better? To coexist and
give once fish humans the power to think? I fear the day you would speak that answer aloud.
Ironic isn't it? For them to live together, I must make them more human. I refuse to accept
that for so long. If that is your answer, very well. Your wish will be granted.
Hmm, I will have to make them even more human than before.
You know, it's kind of fucked up that once the fish became humans, they started killing
them, right?
Don't you think that if it was happening to them?
Oh, God.
The hell is that? It's one of the fucking cryptids we fought. These are all the cryptids
As we met.
I'm glad I didn't close the game. I'm glad I did this one!
I'm glad I did this shit.
This is awesome!
Dude, like...
The whole concept of this credit sequence is so absurd and silly.
Like, look at this.
This guy should make...
comedy games and I know that there's hints of comedy and like the other ones and stuff but like
you should full commit dude full commit do what you truly love
like look at that he's so absurd dude
It literally reminds me of the MGS4 ending credits scene a little bit.
a terrible drag that was for payoff that while funny I don't think was worth the
time now someone please explain this guy to me please okay
please no okay I think I am I think unless one of you motherfuckers comes in
the twitch chat in a couple years and like dude Chilizard made that comedy
game you suggested that he you should probably full commit to I am never
playing any of this guy's shit ever again dog is never ever ever like I'll
I'll tell you what, okay, it doesn't even have to be a comedy game, right?
Dual horror game where there's no dialogue.
It has not been good, ever.
Ever.
Hey dude, fuck the grinding, okay?
Dude, oh my god, it was a slog, brothers.
It was a slog, the side quest ruined it.
I hated the side quest and they weren't even side quest.
You had to do them.
No dialogue, no visuals or audio.
Dude, if this guy made the models and stuff,
like the models were good
and certain things looked really creepy.
It had a lot of potential.
It's not the artist fault.
don't get his vision. What is the vision? Teach me. Chatter saying MMOs don't
respect your time. This really hates your time. I don't like the whole
respect your time argument, but I definitely feel like I just got violated.
Like hours of my time were like stolen from me just now
And dude, I swear to God I
Saw it was either a tweet or like a like a tick tock comment or some shit that was like
Sheila's most popular game is gonna be a game about it where you go and you shoot fish
That's insane. Like he was there's a guy genuinely a hyped on this shit, dude
And
Genuinely I compared this to manies that was worth a time to manies was a an art piece. Okay, this guy has art in his name
And I feel I feel like it was a
a
All of these fucking chill games are a poorly
the
segmented
story that my child has attempted to tell me but cannot successfully
Tell me a story that is cohesive because his frontal lobe has yet to fully develop
That's what it feels like every fucking time playing this these games reminds me of trying to
Listen to a complete story from my kid
Who is six so
I
Missed me with that shit, bro. I do never again bad
Never again Billy catching straight is it dude?
He's he's six. It's not his fault. I
Don't think they made this game. It's maybe maybe is six years. I don't know anyway
Back tomorrow. We're gonna peep out some neo. I don't know. We'll see maybe not
Good night everybody.