MOONMOON
i have never played a nioh game are they cringe or poggers this one just came out and i was wondering if it was any good but it is possible
02-06-2026 · 7h 19m
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Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
We got a lot of settings here
The
Rukasu and Clowns are Goldfish Vendor and never mind to be insured, it's a bit suit
I am Delta Khan.
Meanwhile, I'm Shadow of the Phony Number 100 Boxing Cern...
...in Syag...
...Syagridus, sorry.
Danger ducklings and kind Red Apple and Urban RS and Bimp Boat, I suppose.
Good job, dude. You made it.
That's good to me. You can hide the UI while you're making changes.
Motion blur off. Chromatic aberration off. Lens vignette off. Noise filter off.
Mach band noise off. Color precision standard. Depth of field off. Lens flare off.
Bloom off. Subscatter off. Let's see here. Let's see here. Where else we got?
Yep.
FPS cutscenes.
They were set to 30 FPS.
I did choose low.
Okay, running on AMD, why is everything low?
I manually set it to low because I watched like five minutes of a stream of this game
And I guess the person had the visual effects like super cranked high and that does not translate well to
8000 bit rate let me tell you right now, so
I'm gonna neuter all the stupid stupid
Kodoringo stuff
We can't mess with that yet
Did you guys read your daily license agreement?
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Only 79 pages.
I kind of don't like the damage numbers in this game, is that weird?
Believe it or not.
Dude game.
Spirit stones.
Can't be Japan.
Shining stones imbued with human kinds, never ending dreams.
Can you explain Japan to us? They're about to dude.
They're radians.
Harbors two kinds of power
The first is that of total destruction
It's my name it's like cartoons for kids the second
Is the power of rebirth that nurtures and heals life who life and death Wow
Wow. Wow.
I know that guy.
Eventually, one of his two grandchildren will be chosen to continue this peace.
Time passed. The ceremony that displays the new Shogun's authority,
both within and beyond the country's borders, would soon begin.
This happened to IRL, by the way. Oh, really?
Actually man, thanks for subbing dude, for a million years.
Ass mold ghoul, thanks for subbing, I see.
Ben and Stank and Rekhaar, thanks for subbing, one day, me, Twan, and Barasso, thanks for
subbing.
Is that my mommy?
Oh.
Oh.
Are you listening, Lord Fakachyoth?
You will become Shogun soon.
Ruku.
That's enough.
Chiyo, you will become shogun soon.
Ruku, that's enough.
I think Takachiyo is better suited to be an artist.
Not currently, Matzda.
I do like it, though.
What?
It's about time, no?
Nothing, eh, bro.
Go to the Mirab and get ready for training.
your ass
nah, hell nah, that drawing ass is
voice acting kind of ass
alright, let's hear you do that line bitch
nice discord ping
alright, what do we got here?
abit abit
Where base is this the same lady that was scolding us talking right now same appearance
for both styles was I mean we got some presets get triple H twinkman
Yoshi Mitsu, wait Mitsurugi, sorry. Black guy. Solid snake. Nice.
I would pivot our stance. This is more aura than the other stance I think. I gotta
take my clothes off. Make them wide. It doesn't go wide enough, dude. This is just like a
normal stance. Press R2. Oh. Yeah, this just looks like a dude ready to fight
It's laying.
Alright, this looks a little juicy.
I'm scarred from battle.
Let's see here.
Let's be white guy.
Who's at the biggest face this guy?
I need a big base to work with.
A weak shotgun will not command a respect of the people.
I trust you have not been neglecting your training.
Shut up.
How do I add- oh.
Hmm.
I can change the
What do we want, bros?
I'm kind of like, I like kind of like the, the jaundice look.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Group adjustment.
May.
Me when sliders night, they kind of go all the way.
All the way in one direction, secondary controls.
How we can change his expression, dude?
Weird.
He's winking.
What a lady killer, dude.
You're gonna make him real muscle.
Undergarment type.
Can we get a thong?
Nice.
color. Let's see here. We match his skin color. Not really. Bathing action. Yep, that's the
one. We can get a tattoo. It's kind of big. I can't put it on my back. I can't get a
tram stab dude. Oh. Silly goose.
Ew.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Get down a little bit.
Nice.
How many of these can we have?
Let's see what else we got.
Let's get them set first.
We're making it good for the sensors, dude.
Yup.
Rotate a little bit.
I don't know. I don't think we're actually editing the colour of this. Give me zoom in.
Uh, me.
Lower body markings.
I do not care.
We're set.
Uh, huh.
I want to be the proper shogun
Butt tattoo please it's got said please
Why do you care so much about his butt
Wait
Yeah, shape it, shape it.
Hey.
Very good.
Let's do a big, let's do a big.
this. There we go. Mandible. Oh. I kind of don't want to mess with the jawline. Pee-jee.
We're gonna make them smooth, dude.
Oh yeah.
Eyebrow type.
Too easy, bros.
We're not doing that one.
It's too easy.
The rock says.
Shut up, bitch!
You think every game see a creed their character designed with you and mine?
No, sometimes I wonder why they let people do this
Understand
Damn
He's even, he's even lifting his other eyebrow to spite his eye being closed, how's he doing?
Holy fuck!
Mama Mia!
I kind of like it up.
Let's keep it normal, that one.
Eyebrow color?
Black.
density max, thickness?
kinda like it a little thinner
eye type
type shit
Let's give him a little tiny eye and then a big eye and then...
creepy. I like this a lot.
we sink it in? No, let's, uh, let's go this way. He has to look determined, not like
sad, you know, like, just kind of melancholy, but then all of a sudden, yeah, I'm determined
to be the show gone. We had changed his uh, is him smiling? I hope we can get an eye patch.
Let's see.
Oh, look at the wrong guy.
Eyebags.
Give him some eyebags.
I got Puffy.
He's like a fish.
He's like that guy from that game we played yesterday.
20's across the board, wait we got 10 up there too.
Um, wait I have an idea.
Oh, that's hard, dude.
I
Honestly, so do what's up and and why boss UK and say run let me feel you
Yep
No, we want a big.
RGB.
No time.
Where's the G?
I mean, his skin's kind of green a little bit. Can't you see like the green sheen?
I want to see if I can disappear his nose.
I'm sure there's a way to go in increments of like 10.
Get ganky?
Oh shit.
Wait a second.
Yeah, I don't know if we can disappear.
see if we can get him to smile. That's a big lips my mouth corner height important.
And smirk? Wait hang on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Let's give him some thin lips.
is
this kind of fucking it up
teeth I can't give him bad teeth
What is teeth die oh I have to turn it on for it to be colored why though
This guy looks like he eats flesh, which is cool.
That's cool.
would do yellow. All right, bald.
I
Get those ears down a little bit
Make them big
You guys are gonna call my goblin so we're gonna take these down a little bit
He's on orc dude shut the fuck up shut up
Hey, weren't those shown up I don't care
Here we go I patch
Dude why isn't it showing up
Ohhhh
Ha ha ha ha
There it is
Wrong eye? No, that's the right eye
Ha ha ha ha
He looks like your garbage, man.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
You don't have a garbage, man.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
How often have I arranged your hair like this I wonder and now who'd be shogun?
I can scarcely contain my joy!
Broccoli egg! They have it in here dude!
Holy shit that's awesome!
Type shit, type shit!
Got a good base hair here.
Whoa, how do I zoom out?
Holy moly!
Some of these...
How come I can't adjust those?
Weird?
Orange.
Do this hair, Cub.
You don't change perfection.
Like, why can I edit any of this is weird.
Any Neo experts?
Fix his cheek?
Now it's perfect
That's hard
The bangs dude.
I think we're gonna go with this.
What say you Twitch chat?
say no eye patch yeah but like what if I'm fighting a really hard boss and then
I'm like dude I need to go all out then I could take my eye patch off at the mirror
dude and go in you know what I mean like you're not thinking in the long term
You're not thinking in the long term you want that instant grab
Me
There's like a salary man I was day off with that haircut owner
Oh, is that not a hard hello, I still kind of like the big hair.
How do they make this?
How do they make that?
this. Hmm. RGP, they certainly, uh, five subs and four God seven. Thank you very much,
You'd raid reality show it.
Holy moly.
I made Majima's and Brad brother.
Yup.
What color though?
Now where's brown?
Hey, brown.
Dark purple color of my jacket way is that cool is black though
Oh, we can get highlights.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell y'all doing?
The phone rang, or dinged.
Gray hair?
Nay.
Here it looks like a curse spear in JJK that gets exercised in 10 seconds and what accessory?
Oh, we got facial hair, dude.
Hmm shall we go with the Juge Liang?
Facial hair, it needs to be thicker dude. What's this wispy ass shit?
facial hair gradation with the fuck do you just say to me
obviously we're gonna hit him with the Phoenix wings dude
I kind of want the goatee, honestly kind of looks good without facial hair can't distracts
from everything else.
You know what I mean?
Nice.
We can do a mustache though.
You knew mustache, I think
Yeah, I'm a man. I don't use make-up
See here
dude surely there's a way to like go faster than that, right?
I want it to be like a metallic color so you can see the shine, you know what I mean?
The shine actually blacks pretty good bucks pretty good
The shine the shine
Eyelash type cannot tell a difference whatsoever
Lipstick
Oh, I'm an idiot.
There we go.
Some blush.
Nah.
Face powder.
Okay.
Face powder.
Okay.
Toe nail color.
Does this Shogun seem like he paints his nails?
No.
Oh, yeah, tattoo.
Of what, though?
Where even is this?
I don't see it.
Maybe it's under his skin because it's so deformed right now.
Oh.
Where the opacity started zero?
There it is right in the middle of my face.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Damn.
I'm uh, the shine yeah, I'm Luffy this is a Luffy tattoo right guys
That's shine
They've been dead drinking piss milk
I don't there's a way to flip this around
I will just do it.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Well, if that's the case, we'll do something different.
But what oh
My oh my god
Will these characters even mean
Give him a third green eye for RGB. Oh my god, true
That is not even, but that's okay.
This is even as it can get.
Facial marking three.
Let's get a teardrop.
hard
hard
This guy was 100% on the island.
He had Japan.
Idiot.
I
much for for type one save create and manage character creation codes save and
apply the appearance of other players well I dare say we've done
I
See he looks a lot more John this right now doesn't he fellas who's like a ghoul
Hi all leaders of it
when an aurea waits us at the dojo
yeah objectives
we fucking butchered these uh the traffic settings by the way
so this ceremony was the rise of a new shokun
he used to be so small and sickly it's hard to believe you will now be shokun
Lord Monnoli is waiting in the back. Shut up!
Ah, you've arrived. Alright, hurry up and choose a weapon to practice with.
You got it, we gotta make the driving slow look a little bit better.
the
see effects are kind of annoying
Spears, dualsword, sword, odachi, is that the big sword?
weapon will serve you in battles so long as you master it first focus on
choosing something that you feel comfortable with
I don't respect you.
What is the speed? What is that button? Oh
So that's the weapon you've chosen
Then I'll choose this one
I'm fighting this guy. He looks like the main character and potentially my nemesis later
I won't be doing that.
Fine.
Watch your opponent closely, otherwise you'll miss.
Direct your attention to Lord Kilimanth.
The ceremony may be soon, but I won't be holding back to get you.
Now you're fuc-
Quick attack so that you move first.
While strong attacks give you two more keys, I remember that.
Sound fucked?
before being a key pulse after an attack allows you to quickly recover key
Sometimes it gets fucked.
It doesn't sound like that for me, guys.
Is he still doing it?
Hmm, no bad.
Now it's my turn.
but attack sure isn't everything you have to defend yourself too sometimes you
dodge or sometimes you block counter attack
I want to save that clip I want to hear it
The more you attack, the more you'll start to centristal sharpening.
Holy, whoa!
Yeah, it doesn't sound like that for me.
That's weird.
I don't know.
I truly do not even know how I would fix that.
Capit 60 fixed it for others.
Well, let me read this real quick.
They did still do it.
Still fucked.
Go by now.
uh let's try
Is that Poppy still?
the game down at OBS? I mean I can try, I don't think I'll...
You don't hear it? That's okay, literally everyone else does and I don't give a shit
about what you have to say.
Is it still doing it?
Reboot game, yeah that's what I was going to do next, it's not as loud but it's the
same, yeah you want to know why chatter because I turned down the game in OBS.
that chatter suggested I do and I said I don't really think that's going to help
and then it did not fucking help
can you like pass the audio through something in OBS what do you propose
like a straw like a straw that you drink from maybe like a like a wire of some
sort. G's like your mom's butt. Is it peaking in OBS? Do you have a controller that has
audio make sure it's disabled as it can do this. I do, I am using a PS5 controller, so.
How do I turn off the audio on my controller?
Audio settings and windows.
I
They would disable what? Oh, let's see. Let's see
It's all I'll show up as a sound source
What if it's just this area I think we had this problem with another game
Yeah with MGS
Wouldn't I have disabled it though?
Does this song sound normal?
wireless controller ready. Disable. Disable microphone 2.
What?
How do I...
Oh.
Okay.
disable both
might have to hit with another hot restart we'll see
fix
yeah that chatter is fucking god to you by the way
This is shit big man, he's big.
What was the fix?
Disabling the audio source for the speakers and microphone on my PS5 controller?
Oh
Sure
Whoa, I didn't even hold it that time.
Excellent.
Hold your skills in battle, unleash martial arts, and then follow attacks with key pulses.
These are the basics for a Sangora.
Use medicine to heal your wounds when injured.
Okay.
Let's put it all together. Make use of both offensive and defensive strategies and defeat Lord Karimatsu.
Will today be the day you finally defeat me? Come, show me your strength.
Lord Takinjiro!
like that folks you that was bloody we didn't attack it bro
No!
Noob, now.
Now what?
You also that demon over there?
That is odd.
Is that that guy's stand?
Wait, is that my stand?
Oh my god, Zionia coming!
Oh my...
Don't do it to me, maw.
That's a pretty non-violent solution, I suppose.
Oh my god.
Dude, Kunai on Chain, you get mad.
You didn't stand a chance.
Ha ha!
Blame me!
Why are you still here?
Wait!
The castle has fallen to your kind!
I know that guy.
I'll clear the way. Escape underground.
Dude, I must have sucked a little in Japan the 1400s, man.
Crazy demon attacks.
Do not fucking tell me what to do. You are my subordinate.
What do you guys think default setting for those?
of models displayed many leave that we can do a 16 I don't know what motion
quality is I want the effects down low though
here's the terrain settings right keep grass down very low because that fucks
That's a bit right, pretty hard.
Whoa!
Bro, there's like almost no setting between the lowest one.
I
Need demons over here
The Yo-Kai realm is the killer realm where Yo-Kai are born, even if he recovers to his
great leadership while Yo-Kai realm is successful, they can keep also the same where they sell
cleanses and display Yo-Kai realm.
Are they making the yokai roll when they die or what?
I can't say.
Oh.
I'm not like fully understanding.
There we go, there we go.
Hey, y'all!
We're starting on their enemy that's out of key.
He was recirculating every time I went,
okay, do not unless they are in the yokai room.
Round this.
What the?
I forgot that's my voice.
It has extraordinary power.
It did, it did, it did, it did.
Okay.
Is that my boncat?
Sorry.
It's been years since my, but some, but you two, some say.
My father's sick as you say, spit on massive rock that a Tengu had transformed into.
Now it's my world!
Oh, there's a way you can do that with a fucking guitar, dude. There's no fucking way.
There's a well up ahead, just behind the inner gate. From there, you can escape underground.
It is my duty to protect you from the Yoko-e-Fretnose.
I'll be along as-
I see. Take care, Chiyo.
Let's continue I'm sad I don't get to pick my name
Lord Takichu I pray for your safety I have no doubt that you will be an exceptional Shogun
What?
He gave me his stand can I orwalk yeah look at that see you later old timer
Mononori, he forced himself this far in spite of his intrans, he won't let his efforts be in vain.
We will survive this.
Does that save point?
Yeah, bonfire?
I'm reading his mind.
I should have tried the other weapons.
Oh well.
I thought we'd finally created a peaceful world, but nothing more than a fleeting dream.
I'm coming Sam's you
Even us ninja have been pushed to the very brink no one can tell what the future will hold for us
Some of the ninja techniques I shared fine. Is that a time for a lesson really?
Hmm
Now you certainly look the part
Doesn't look like you have a weapon
Guess there's no way around it
Get a weapon from one of my fallen man around here. Let me know
Once you've found what's wrong with that
Hatchets?
Kusarigama?
Oh!
I kind of like the Swords.
Or this Sword.
Wait, this should sick.
I want to know what the fastest one is.
It's probably this one.
uh... i think i like the dual swords
oh yeah
is that the weapon you'd like?
yes bitch
Causing you to quickly turn your body of any enemy with that consuming key.
Using this ability near an enemy will create a shot at yourself the temp where early attracts
enemy attention.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
Rev.
1 plus triangle.
Yeah, sure again
Five
I think I dodged it.
You're repelled with burst breaks, R2, while he's pressing it, cancel the enemy attack.
Jay-Z do a rape with that hit.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
Shrookin! Shrookin!
You want to go to settings and separate burst break and also try out type B or type F control
schemes when you can.
So what's the difference here?
is still X. Type B? Type shit. I mean default felt fine to me. This control type uses L2
to perform a style shift. Similar in EO2, use R2 plus circle to activate burst break.
R2 plus X stacked performance style shift.
Uh, yeah, I probably would prefer that, ultimately, type E.
Okay
Our two circle
That was a close one
Still I sense the yokai lingering here. I'll stay here on my own, but both of you, please go ahead
Give me your stand to stop the yokai in that state at least of all on your own
I will remain here and defend the castle with you to catch you will be fine
Namaskin for the trip thing anonymously, but
There is no time to debate the matter have it your way I'll go lower the ladder just wait here
Do the keypulse tutorial again
Don't you just press R1 when the thing appears?
Like that?
I kind of don't like having to look at my stamina bar at the time of the...
I kind of don't like having to look at my stamina bar at the time of this.
Shut up, bitch.
Shut up, bitch.
Can I wall jump?
Can I wall jump?
Can I wall jump?
Don't worry for me.
I won't.
I promise.
Don't forget the ninja skills you have learned.
You stay safe out there, my lord.
You need not be journey alone.
I will come with you!
Why do you make that noise?
We are out of luck!
Do not worry about him, sir.
He has survived many battles, even without my aid.
Why don't you die right here?
Maybe someone wishes to use the Yokai to control the world, just like Lord Hideyoshi.
Dude, that guy was so evil. Who was that guy?
Uh, I already forgot.
You like that? You like that, big man?
I'll take a little bit of ease of holding two buttons to switch lace stance.
This is gold?
Holy f-
I'm flippin' rich!
Oh...
Well, it's a spirit stone.
It's a spirit stone.
We mustn't allow them to be used ever again.
Well, this feels like a boss room.
I'll create a barrier quickly this way.
Not coming that way, is that?
No!
No!
I told you!
He's got this guy. This is his stand
Dargo
He's evil cuz his eyes are red, but he doesn't know
I'm talking and I'm British
Who will be shogun yeah, yeah
Holy
Hey
Guys it's not going so well bros.
I did counter on that.
Why is he over pronouncing guys?
And the power of friendship makes a show good.
Then he cuts the eye patch off dude.
Go time
I gotta get rid of the spear
Choose a tire appropriate for a ninja or a samurai
Who is Cousinagi?
Is this thing Cousinagi?
My stand-o.
Y'all think there's a secret up in this bee?
Select a form for Kazanagan leave this place.
Grow to form the benefits of ninja.
Is this weeb?
Yes, alabaster, Jeffersen, this is weeb.
Oh yeah, bud.
Did you guys hear that they made Overwatch 2 into Overwatch 1 again?
Holy fuck, dude!
How am I not dead?
The graylist sticks for sub or a gift for your sub because I copied Phoenix
And I copied several different phoenixes from different pieces of like video games
It's me hold me
The not so cheese and polka grandma under all Scott and spring to fix for seven
Guys, this guy's not evil, though.
Do you think Elon was an island boy?
Maybe.
Who knows?
I mean, island boy!
I mean, island boy!
I mean, island boy!
through time for the first time.
I got sent back in time, dude.
Am I just a fucking loser?
Stop 9-11?
Yeah, alright.
Now I'm still alive, you'll replay complete missions, I'm gonna take my own scroll exclusive
missions, after the mission begins, you'll lose this video, alright.
controls this man controls tutorial in his plan level up use amrita to raise
your core stats you can view which stats and which weapons attack will be
affected. Level can be reset any number of times. Needle. Constitution.
Let's raise the melee attack, life, key, key recovery, um, intellect, magic.
I mean, obviously, we want to use a combo that we're using both of them.
I like the dual swords.
Single sword dual sword work well.
I did like the single sword, too.
And ninja.
Read below what the stat does.
Don't listen to affected weapons, okay.
It affects how much key damage attacks with melee weapons inflict upon enemies.
It affects your life and maximum equipment weight, okay.
I think our encumbrance rate as a ninja is blue right now, so that probably means we have like the light roller some shit, right?
We'll go with heart for now.
I only have one level.
Noob!
Great inspirer company who can be changed to chase a Tristan Gargoyle and enhance certain player stats and turn towards a guy whose skills can be used.
Aerial attack damage, key consumption jump reduction, key recovery speed, and then
Jutsu key damage, quick attack break. I don't know what quick attack break is.
However, I like the key recovery speed.
Battle scroll.
I should have read that.
Make an offer of equipment to the deities in which they may receive amrita or even items.
So I bought the $100 edition.
Dual Uchiiton.
Are these the...
Yeah, this is the one I have a quote.
Let's have the Wind Spear.
added items, add-on items, and rewards from users of your benevolent grave will be obtained
all at once.
What?
This is the paid stuff?
So what's the shit that I had?
Like the air stuff.
Was that not also...
was it is this not also oh this is what i'm wearing right now okay this is the pay to win stuff
um so this is sam or i helmet okay
we actually do not have it let's compare the the starting chest
to the the uh this I mean this is way better is it heavier though yes that's
alright we're gonna put all this shit in the chest for now oh wait maybe I can do
here. Where do I get the storage?
That appears to be the Tokugawa Nuffinard.
It seems we've been whisked away to somewhere else again.
I can't make sense of this.
They get outclassed fast.
It does.
Continue for now.
Sorry.
I'm role- I'm role-playing like I'm new, okay?
Is it like Tenchu?
Can I jump- execute this guy?
Can we do it as Spearmans?
I think I can reach that guy.
Where do we sneak?
Arch L3.
I've been trying to do that, it wouldn't work.
The rain's not making any noise.
Me? It's me.
It's actually way better than the DLC stuff we got that chatter was right
Wow, rolling at yellow weight?
He's just so much fucking...
Is that cool?
Is that cool?
fool.
Nice drive fool.
Churkin, Churkin, Churkin, Churkin.
Long blood.
Requiring a weapon type.
Axes and Confo.
The following weapon types have been added to acquire martial arts slash enduce to encustomize...
Where's that?
Ohhhhh...
Hmm.
We will worry about that later.
I already have my bow quit.
I thought it was R2 to pull the bow out.
It's L2, and then R2 to shoot.
You dope.
It's kinda weird that the rain is making no noise.
Wallace execution.
You fucking...
Come on, man. I know you heard that, man.
I
Yeah
Oops
Air's QR-S level 40.
Ass.
My tactile R2 button is getting like gigajammed right now.
Besides our head.
Wait, now that's the right one.
Tactile nuts, bitch.
Dude walking to that and exploiting them made literally no sound.
Legend of death!
The Amarita that is required to level will be lost when you die.
If you die well accompanied by Guardians where you leave behind a grave, you're gonna die again while you- you still have a grave left, that grave will disappear.
I gotta go touch my grave.
Whoop.
Is this someone else's?
Oh.
Oh
What a party of death again, bitch
He stance broke me bros.
offer enough Choco cup at a benevolent grave will some of the neck like to fight your side
Quantum drill
He's using a friggin old archer, man.
Oh god.
I love the one.
I wonder if I should even look at him.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm the bad guy.
That guy.
Is that how the song goes by the way?
I'm down two heals as well.
What's the benefit to fighting these?
Here?
Fucking dunked that bitch.
glory
Definitely a lot of buttons to press also I miss this.
Um, fellas?
Yamato Odachi.
Let's try the Odachi.
Seems tough, dude.
Final blow grapple damage, melee key damage.
Damn!
Big stab.
Gonna auto pick up loot in settings.
I mean where is that what is that what poor K means?
Screen setting shrug.
Screenshake.
Items auto pickup.
Yay!
Alright, we got a sword.
It's a ninja.
I wasn't ready, dude.
Stop healing.
Ooh, the auto pickup.
Very nice.
Guys, I got no healing.
What's the lad to do?
Get headless.
I'm like vanquishing demons and shit
What's my chode samurai name, I mean we already have one. This is my grave
Request assistance
This guy's level 3.
There's so many graves!
So we're about getting to the next checkpoint first.
Me?
I
Fuck was that
I'm hoping I can try to demon grip me Jesus
There are too many of them without reinforcements we're done for
Oh, fuck it, don't fall, bruv.
The demons.
Parish.
Okay, he's not Parish.
Look at that dude's head off.
Miss Legendary Chest?
Oh, now they got chests in this big I say big because I get grounded if I swear
trying to speed run scoliosis dude I'm trying to walk in okay I feel like you
could respect my gamer pose a wee bit more. It's me. We can't slam that dude.
Which is the way to turn off this fucking rain effects thing is it literally provides
no like nothing it provides other it's not making sound it serves no fucking purpose
to you didn't hear me kill those guys out there brother brother man you're busy looting
And that corpse...
Iron it Switch Glaive.
Is that still the Khasari Gamma?
I got all this loot and I feel like going through it.
Is there a bigger map I can look at?
Hmm.
It's a Skype?
Reaper X 30 dude, holy fuck!
Is this early access?
No.
Ay, ay, ay!
Yep.
Level 5, level 2, fast food, these aren't real people.
They can't be.
Demo hyper, they should sell it.
I saw Ludo win the roofs.
Which one?
Over here?
I'm not used to traversing in this game.
This is a switchglaive is epic poggers.
Let's see here.
Hmm.
Stronger?
Oh, it actually is just a scythe, huh?
Holy.
Holy!
What the f-
There's three sizes?
How do I change the sizes?
later where was the item on the roof
let's get that a lot of you let's go die real quick okay
Oh, hey.
Some invizor has been locked, don't care.
Uh...
Oh, wow.
Skill and intellect.
Vectoration and key recovery speed.
Oh, on, on Mio magic.
Greatly affects life.
Just send one in life real quick, dude.
I'm gonna kill these guys again.
Hey, you!
It's time to perish.
Are you blocking?
Don't kill me.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
So.
What's up?
Where was the way to zoom in?
What are you using the glory for fellas?
Oh fuck!
The glory hole.
I don't know if I fucks with that. I'm not trying to use the glory hole. It's gonna seem as KFC chips.
I got so many of these fucking ochoco cups, hey chess.
Broke's helmet's 7?
IEEE IEEE
AHH!
The fucking guarding dude.
Guard is cheap.
guys you think there's something down here I found it it's elixir whatever the
the fuck that is.
How come this guy is a yellow weapon?
How come I didn't get it?
just not fair great higher than great here really you can elix my balls
I can't smash that dude.
But seriously though, what's Glory for?
Don't tell me.
Oh!
stuff later dude I'm gonna be gloried out of my gourd
Women are so pretty I'm in the mood to see a woman at Moon Moon.
You came to the wrong place, fella.
us your boobs dude be careful man the twitch gish chopo bot we'll see will
like auto shadow ban you for typing something that could be perceived as
cycle harassment even though I don't really have boobs for you to see
You do?
You do?
You do?
You do?
Is he by the way?
Dude, I can totally beat that first boss's ass in it.
It's not fair.
I can pony him so hard, dude.
Uh, isn't there one of the auto equip?
Mm-hmm. Hey, we got new swords. I think these are the ones that came with the Dilk.
There are people fighting down there.
Okay, man, whatever. I guess we're gonna wear the fucking hat.
I
Fucking stab him
Wait, what's thiiiiiiiing?
Yeah.
I buried him, I buried him, I buried him, I buried him, I buried him.
Do they're addicted to the stone?
They're just trying to get stone.
Blah blah.
Okay, we got some spooky music.
Dude, this guy's using Skelling Dizzo!
That's not fucking fair!
Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely got those Koei Tecmo pets used here.
character introduction. That's me. Now kiss.
No one knows who you are, dude.
It ain't fucking great.
of
the outsh
Come on, mate! Come on, mate!
Fireball!
Come on, mate.
Too early.
It's not looking good.
Oh my!
Afraid of keypulses?
I mean why not just back up and wait for him to attack?
Why would I a stance swap?
to get like a keypolls.
And the wrong button!
Oh god.
I'm fucking rolled!
I think I understand.
I think I get it.
I literally just never stop attacking, I feel like.
Dude.
Dude.
Why? Tell me why!
Okay, one of the-
The the parry button is R2 plus circle, dude
This is so fucking ass. There has to be a better button. I can decide that too
I did that I know I did I know I did
Let's go.
Just go back and deal with swapping.
The Prince and Army fears no foe!
I don't like that charge attack really
Yep
Bro, you said it makes very quick press R2 and cinch.
told R2?
I'm done.
of
I don't know, I never played New York's here.
But I will say something, historically, whenever there's a sequel that I'm playing on stream
for a game and someone says, let's just let them normally talk and chat, it's because
they're pissed off about the game's price and they're kind of like trying to cope by
not being able to afford it, so.
Historical.
Historical. I don't know if that's like what's going on with you, but...
Why can I fucking roll out of that, man?
You need to call me out this hard for being so poor?
Was like you I remember the name of the first we posted
I
What if it was
You know
How's the key pulse gonna help me when I have no stamina?
I just uh I
I need a faster weapon in Samurai form I think it's weird going from fast to slow
Now, I could be mistaken, alright?
The way you summon Kusanagi is triangle and circle, which is what I did, but because it
was too early and made me do my charge triangle attack.
I thought I might be able to try, I thought I might be able to do as soon as my cats are talking about it, but no, you gotta wait.
I
This charge triangle attack sucks
Zepera and Samurai with L1, by the way?
fucking dog to me, any of you
the
U.S.
They just together!
Somebody get rid of that dark crimson arm!
You must summon him as an army once and eliminate him!
The crimson army fears no foe!
At Moon Moon 3 lines of text, I ain't reading that shit, bro.
I
I will bring it to you from your very body!
Oh
Yeah, yeah, you're playing things or something
I'm trying to block him.
You're very funny!
You can't mess with us, will you? You're undoing.
of
Who's this?
One day, you will stand in Takita's way.
Bye.
Well met.
I am Honda Tadakatsu,
retainer of Tokugawa.
And who might you be, warrior?
Tokugawa. Takajiyo?
To think one with such talent was just sitting idle
for most pleasant surprise.
The Peerless Tiger of Kai, of the warren states period.
I can really help.
I
You're kind of joined
And I'm mostly crushing Japanese BO is so much better
Yeah, because you can't understand it, you know what I mean the red I feel like there's
I'm skipping this by the way
I don't need a history lesson about some random fucking jobber from like a low tier claim in the war in states period
Now this is who we're talking about right now
Yeah, that's a common misconception for weeaboos is that the Japanese VA is better
It's better because you're ignorant to like
Like nuanced inflection and stuff of their language
Honestly, a lot of weeaboo's also kind of like delude themselves, right?
And then like, maybe the dialogue isn't as cringe if I'm reading it, not hearing it.
I mean, but it's still cringe.
It's still cringe.
So don't fool yourself, buddy.
I'm going to go get some freaking coffee.
Quick, okay
I
Said
I'm ready to go tonight, then I'll turn on the light.
Wait for me to wait for joy, oh yeah.
You come down to me right to the school
And I can't stop the groove of the game
Oh yeah, I'm feeling like I'm feeling just as fine
Can't stop dancing around
Jumping up together, move your body
Don't stop music from now
I can't join org otherwise see like it's that homegrown shit that I like though dude
I'm saying like the organic motherfucking
I'm going.
I'll try my luck with the boss.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm going I'll try my luck with the boss. Oh shit what no
Oh no!
Hey. No, no, no!
No, no, no.
Hang on.
what?
hahaha
hahaha
oh shit
we are
i thought we would just kill her dude
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
Oh
No
Drops please tell me you're screaming that please
Okay, I was
Let's see the replay.
I was streaming it!
No, do you want to play together in another game or what? Yeah. Nice. Okay, I... He lied.
Choke. Yeah, I guess.
Oh, shit.
This is used to cure traits.
Ditch the food.
Yeah.
No, we haven't been hunger checked.
I don't think we pick anything up here, actually.
Unfortunately.
But what are we aiming for at that point?
I'm gonna regret this.
You fucking cunt!
God!
What?!
Behold!
I knew it!
Behold, the unit is made manifest.
Oh my god!
Listen up.
The name's Moon Blue and I'm here every day at 10 am.
Or to be a dependent where you live.
And I'm here to say that I'm gonna meet this game.
No matter what it takes, I'm putting my head to the grindstone Every morning, every day Ain't afraid, no more you say
That's right, I'm fearless, and I'm gonna win I ain't scared of that past, well don't punch a hunt at me or the guy
In the alley, who can't breathe, right?
Kicks in the throat, one too many times
But that ain't nothing, go back to the emotional trauma
That this game's caused me, I'm gonna lose my shit
Seven days already streaming the same game
Hit like an endless horridorapy
In agony, I can't think about anything
I was trying to look away, I was bluffing.
Should I replay what you're doing just now?
His hair was luscious back then.
It ain't now, brother.
Group kill in your kidney, 647.
Sharing my lord's childhood name is quite the coincidence.
I have been tasked with holding this position until my lord reaches Hamamatsu castle.
Join him.
And assist him in whatever way possible.
of the
the
helpful information as well this year, the company's regular as a man
of the
as I'm going to the castle
do you remember that the castle
now despite appearances he's quite good with children
when you were young you used to pass to him
to let you ride on his shoulders
We back, baby.
Oh, I just realized my swords look different because I equip different ones.
Gonna buy that pimp coat you're wearing.
Goals.
It's goals.
Always goals.
guys why is there a booby in the moon
Go on!
End?
That grotesque creature blotting out the sky?
It resembles the one we saw in Edo.
And there's Hanamatsu Castle beside it. I am not fond of the idea.
Over there?
Yeah, but I suppose we ought to take a look at the castle.
How come I can't pray?
Dear God, give me the strength I require.
Exhibition which allows you to progress the story with other players have been
unlocked.
Shut up.
Meow meow meow. Let's get our stamina up.
I
Fucked it just pick up souls guys I find a secret
I think
I'm picking up the currency in the bottom right, I don't know what that is.
that is the souls and the one next to it is money come back you fucking freak
Come back.
Thank you, Mr. Scampus.
a particularly corpulent cat.
I earned one ninja point.
Attack plus two.
We'll use them to learn martial arts and then jutsu
via the acquire martial arts and then jutsu option.
You can summarize the lines.
OK, excuse me.
Ninja
Holy
Avain is particularly powerful making a highly recommended martial
Right before getting hit by anything but a burst attack to evade which was a very key
L2
Cicada shell.
Being hit by an enemy attack while this is active will release a cloud of smoke and dodge
behind them.
Okay.
Let's get a vape.
You can check which martial arts in the GTA have customized martial arts.
I guess there's nothing for the dodge peanut play leaks for 89 months god sub I can't hollow
Hello treelings for 7 at Moon Moon are you gay?
No, but you are.
B.
Up.
Yo, cow, water pot of hell, too.
Hey, this is where I drowned.
Got him.
They give me souls?
Yeah.
Yes, a very small amount.
Holy moly.
Okay, I'm fighting little gremlins.
Getting some EQ.
Is there a fist weapon?
That would be cool.
I am well.
I'm trying to punch some fools.
Tonfa?
That's not a fucking fist weapon.
It's a stick.
And another stick.
There's a fished Sam weapon and a fished Ninja weapon.
I think we go fished Samurai dude.
Anyone trying to share in a Choco Cup?
Dead.
Arrow proof amulet.
Oh, I got two.
Life-drain range weapon hit 30.
These have weights, yeah.
Slightly.
I got a spirit stone, grants, souls.
Okay.
Can I get a pussy three for Neo three?
Pussy three?
Like that?
I
Level 15 in you
What you doing over here buddy
Those bombs
Stop.
Got him.
of
So, right after I stand, switch is the basic attack to run, seems like it.
How come I can't cut these brant- these uh- these plants?
Mine immersion?
food I'm on. No. What was this?
Who's this?
You need a special spirit for it?
Bro, they think I'm coming back here? Wrong.
Is there a way to see...
Use map of the meme meme, okay.
There's an explosion level again, items of base stat, Griswold, Gris area, we're running
less Griswold.
Yeah, we're actually in my though.
I'm in a different zone right now.
locked and this is east as you man yeah I gotta go back recommend level 8 recommend
level 6. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Spearblade! I think. Every time, huh?
I get down here.
What's in the box?
I'm not looking through the box.
She fucking dead dude.
On god she dead.
Uh, auto-equip, beer above?
Okay.
Now we get, I don't think we really have to worry about what our equipment gives us right
now, right?
Oh
Take that for
Give me your shit, B.
Kinda wish there was like ambient music a little bit, but I mean I get it. You know what I mean?
Do you know what I am saying?
But what's the symbol of here?
Think that might be the spirit beam?
No.
Well, that's my CP my axe is my buddy
You have flock up land don't worry. Oh word
That chopped his head off
open there's not the other button there's not the other button door that
shit is made of fucking paper machete kick it down brother
I
Is that target?
We all try shooting it down
All right
Fucking creep
Looks like floating hand balls they love to be used for turning around you bet they might have been running around earlier.
Give me something precious as a sign of friendship.
What do I get though?
Samurai lock.
Moonlit snow charged unlock.
Where do I access that? Uh oh.
Urm...
Nice.
mid stance, keep pulse, yeah we already have all these, assassinate, rep hold,
changing your stance will alter the properties of your attacks and dodge some
martial arts can only perform certain stances, deflect. I want them before getting
attack by anything, but I'm a sect and reflective. I was the the period. This is what I was trying
to do to that boss. I thought I thought I mattered if I like timed my block. It did not matter yet.
I was trying to tell you, dude, I'm so fucking sorry I didn't see your message, man.
I'm a fucking asshole.
I'm a fucking bitch.
Okay, now what?
Kodama Merit plus 10.
Number of elixirs replenished with the trains will be increased.
You can be used to receive Kodama Blessings.
You can select them and try them.
undergun? Thanks for selling it. Find the missing Kodama.
Well, that was a vile starter.
Is this a permacost, mayhaps?
What the fuck?
Oh God.
Hit him you fuck!
Burn this fool.
what the hell
Okay.
Hey, guys.
What's up?
Okay.
Dude!
Kill him.
Is there a...
Is there a rock on me?
A little bit?
Good down.
Well, let's go back to the village and get pounded, shall we?
to the village.
You good?
I don't know if I just... I gotta try other Samurai weapons, because it feels much better to use this Ninja weapon to be a H.
Okay, I can't see.
D'ool-ta-choo. Dool-dees. Let's go time, baby. You shooting shit at me?
I think I need to be behind.
I broke his claws.
I think I was pissed.
Oh wait, it was a person who turned into the wolf guy.
Oh, he loved his village so much, he turned into a demon.
Oh my god, that's so sad.
I got a tonfa.
Oh my god.
What do we have?
Is there a sword?
newest. This is just a big X. What the fuck is this? Nagamaki. It reminds me of Irmum.
That was a good one was it
I'm chopping him up, Doc.
The guy's exploding.
Give me that.
Dude, it's like I'm going in there and I'm getting some water and it's like refilling
my healing item, dude.
Why was it?
You think we can make this jump?
Okay, I can just fly with that apparently.
What's up, man?
Are you good?
I don't like that Charger Tag.
That's pretty cool, though.
One under bits from one LT Mudkip says you were a great Dr. Robotnik in the Sonic movie.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
What was this? My last death.
I hear something glowing in here.
Hmm, champ.
Oh.
When did...
Which Neo game had the stance with first?
There's a guy down there.
There's also Night of My Roof, I think it's just Soul's, uh, killed by a collision with
Yama Inu.
Come.
It's over.
It's over.
Farrow's a fool.
any quest. What up guys? Oh you're evil. What the hell?
Ow!
Damn, absorted.
Hold on.
What the?
Okay.
There's a lot of weird stance switching interactions.
You like bombs?
you're burning now. Oh fuck! It's over. Okay. Mube down. Also, it's over. Actually,
The Revenant's mouse has been marked on the map, I don't know what that means.
There's a quest.
Go fight the blood edge, it's an actual boss fight you get for clearing graves.
Oh.
That's neat.
Bro, you quit fucking doing that goofy ass shit.
Get out of here, dude.
There's actually a bit of the remnants of Mars on the map.
Okay, so...
Is that what this is right here?
It's pointing me toward it, I think.
I'm learning!
Oh, fuck.
Okay, man.
He's spamming!
Oh, I see.
Even the souls fly toward it.
we don't have to kill this one
is that it? oh wow he looks pretty fucking mean
Yeah, jerk it bitch.
Hangin' myself? Thanks. Is there a shrine?
Kind of.
Well, can we do it with no heels?
There we're fine.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Got all that.
I kind of wish we got chopped in half too.
I think I'm worrying too much about trying to get rid of those zones.
Oh
Is our way up there from here question mark yeah
Watch this I'm gonna know get this pussy old style
Um.
This looks really weird.
Dark Realm let's shrink all the yoke over there, and the destroying object around me,
the Dark Realm originates from, we'll dispel it.
Nothing.
of
What is the fucking friebs on that man?
No, I chose not to transform.
You think this pitiful enemy is worth my bonkai?
Okay.
Oof. Oof.
Oh, I'm done.
And I'm like so I see one of those zones on the floor. It's like I gotta dispel a dude
Just a dude
Hi snap beat this first try. Oh, that's embarrassing
while reading a book holy shit
Oh, yeah, he does a bad kick.
I didn't borrow.
Quit doing the pathetic fucking bitch sidestep in the fucking...
Quit rolling, dude.
Holy shit.
I might have to unleash my bonkai.
Nah, watch this, I'm gonna no hit him guys.
You ready?
That is a cow.
He cheated.
I'm dead.
Fucky block!
Can't block that, guys.
I'm dead.
I need a faster weapon, dude.
where's this on the map here I'm in the Hokkaido I think I don't know dude you
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean, bro?
I'm in Japan.
Where does the icon look like when he's on black cars?
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
I think I think my problem with this game is that I'm used to like Elmerian shit, Dark Souls,
where like you kind of have to like respect a boss, but I think I literally do not have
to respect, I didn't have to respect the last one, I probably don't have to respect this
one and I mean but I'm respecting it and that's the issue
Oh, give me a ton of shit.
Mizuki Soul Core.
It's already on me all magic items, rare items that can be attained by defeating Yohkai.
Yohkai.
Good.
He's got claws.
Ow.
He's gone.
What the fuck?
Pussy?
I got Samurai Lock.
W?
So each weapon has its own skill tree as well, huh?
I don't like Water Sword because you have to like stand still and do it.
Oh here we go, I can stop warping around.
I was trying to maneuver behind an enemy after they guard against her attack before slashing
at them.
Trying to win guard at them, attack is guarded against.
That's pretty good.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
We can get a stance. High offensive power and a number of powerful attacks.
That's your dodge, blah blah blah. There's R2 to shift, you know, already do that.
Reflect. Changing to another stance on a successful key pulse increases.
The amount of key we're covered.
How you doing that shit?
Let's learn the high stance.
I do not know how to switch stances.
I see now.
Okay.
Is my roll better?
It's worse.
Let's go to the shrine.
Let's go to the shrine.
So can I put my mark down anywhere?
Wait, these are the NPCs that you summon, huh?
Now I got 24k souls, dude, holy moly, holy guacamole!
Stop running.
Okay.
That's a lot of damage!
Stench decreases the effect of medicine.
I'm stinky right now.
Oh, yes.
So there were indeed others.
Maybe if we help them, they'll
pay you.
Any other ones, bitch?
I like the.
They're using a sound effect that is like the default explosion sound when they die, dude. It's actually really funny.
Let's go let's go to the shrine, but there's like a
You play like average 12 year old
This is my first time playing a neo game. First of all, you type like a 12 year old
You not you butchered that sentence. It was not good
This is I mean I know this is not your first time communicating in English
You know, I mean you probably had many many many many many hours of experience. That's all you have to show
I've got like three hours of neo experience. You know, you see we're like where I'm going with this brother
You're dumb.
You're stupid.
Bitch.
That load drops you from the top rope, smashing your sternum.
Uh-oh.
Well, they're throwing rocks at me!
Kill him.
Okay, what?
Why'd you use the heal?
Docky Soulclaw, we really gotta go through these cuz I ain't looked at one of them.
Another Samurai Lock.
I like how the way you skill up in this shit is with other people's hair.
Exploration level one defense plus two.
Oh I see.
Okay this is counting toward my progress.
Four exploration.
Oh I see. Oh I see.
Our most secret's gonna, do most secrets have like a sound cue? You know what I mean?
Like that flying guy who was like yippee
You know what I mean?
Shrudge
There's a cat there
Three soul cores purify
Man, install core on the light and enhance core as well as prepare on, you know, magic.
Um, win sent in, set in Yang position summoning seal, Yang position cutting blast.
Record five of six. Is that a stat? Is that magic?
Set in your Soul Core box to be a managed Soul Core to try many of your setting when the Soul Core box will be prepared to a met- uh, okay.
Two places to set Soul Core to the end position, end position.
Setting one in the end will provide special effects and stat bonus as well, one in the end will allow you to use magic items.
Trusting one in the end.
Lifesteal Talisman.
Okay, show me the...
Oh, there's the cutting blossom.
How do I tab over in the bottom middle there?
Selection settings? No.
I kind of want the life-steal talisman.
L2 plus left.
No.
L2 d-pad?
No.
Oh.
It doesn't it's
Shut up cat
Shut the fuck up
I don't know how much damage this does
Are we done? Can I do it myself now?
level up let's get sex magic so we can equip them in Yang
We need a one-handed... Hold on. Let's check the kind of weapons we got right now.
God, shut up.
What is this?
Is this a mace?
Oh, this is no dachshund, is it?
I want something to synergize as with...
Whoa.
Try a speak.
A what?
Also, what's the sort button?
Slection...
No, filter, no...
Sort by tank.
Type. Oh, we got a... we got this.
Oh!
Hmm.
Should unlock low stance?
Oh yeah.
Which stance you mean?
Wait, what's the circle stance? This is high, medium, low. What is circle?
Sheath, yeah.
I mean, it definitely has a cooler thingy.
Holy shit!
Yeah, I got like a slide.
I want
Just a sword dude. Is that so much the freaking ass pride of the crimson army
Set bonus
Yeah, where can I read about?
Mama Mia
Hmm.
I kind of like the Vest, actually.
They're quick, too.
So you just...
of
the
Hmm
Let me pet you, bro.
Dude, I got a lock.
And furball here we go
Wow
This is awesome.
What's up, dude?
Jesus Merit.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, we didn't fuck with our unit in the ancient years.
Oh cuz I just shot the cat up
Gizo more like Gizo married in my right belt
Yes
Okay, how come I didn't do my spare
I'm buffing myself.
Well, let's see.
Okay, heart affects the duel.
Katana.
Key and key recovery speed.
Oh, I wanted to...
Let's get some more stamina, maybe.
Have infinite respects.
True.
Excuse me.
This doesn't seem like a very good stat.
May.
Rates Level 10 Achievements
Yippie!
Cutting Blast Talisman
Temporarily and beer oven with the power to release shock waves are making strong attacks. Yeah, I actually kind of like that
But I'm gonna get the life steal one anyway, so
Did I not get five six magic hello, no
Oh!
Prussia.
Does your kid find six, seven funny yet?
I told you guys he did and then I kept saying it
and then he no longer found it funny.
I sigh off him.
Oops.
A lot of menus to go through here.
Key recovery speed, spirit force, bonus, enemy poisoned.
Uh, try and attack key damage.
Why can't I use this?
Oh, because it's...
Honestly, we probably do it like this.
Soul core summoning so it cannot be ready to do as you proceed.
Defeat Crucible Wraith to unlock.
Who the fuck is the Crucible Wraith?
It says life seal, not life steal.
Erm...
Oops.
Reduces the enemy's ability to recover Keith.
Alright, then we're gonna use Cutting Blast.
I don't understand what summoning seal Gaki means.
I guess...
Oh yeah, no, I get it, I get it.
We're getting the stat bonuses right now, but we're not able to use the magic.
Hi!
Where's this fuckin' Wraith at, dude?
Where's this little fuckin' pussy bitch?
Check out Blessings and stuff.
Oh, receiver enhanced Kodama blessing according to your Kodama merit.
Spent America, we redistributing never times, okay, drop rate for elixirs, medicine efficiency,
increased spirit force when using elixirs.
the stuff that lets you use your ult. Increase damage bill. Let's just get the drop rate I guess.
Gizzo blessing. Life corrosion recovery. Here's life corrosion and resource life when
been using electors, grab your electors while in the crucible.
Mmmm...
Mmmm...
What?
Is the crucible just like a...
side dungeon?
Rogue like thing maybe?
I don't know how to get there.
I'm a fucking loser.
Beats the fuck out of you.
Get down here.
Flops you.
I'm going the wrong direction.
When the fuck do I push it?
So
Anybody's used to refer to any clutch of enemies holding a point if you don't enemies
It was even open Chastra access shrines
Might think I'll fucking die instead
Look at ROLAX!
Throw rocks at me the entire fucking time do you get a grip man.
Get a fucking Gwinn.
I got a Biden Uchigatana, I guess.
Biden.
Blast.
Blast!
Arggghhh!
Wee!
Ooh, I got dead.
I got a fairly good cambo for the, uh...
the fist.
Like when do I press R1, you know what I mean?
I just spam it until I play right there.
Crazy.
This has the unique ability to combo chain check unbroken in skills.
There's so many weapons.
Sastis.
Blow up a quick attack with a sharp strike of your hand.
Wait, I think I already have this one.
Yeah.
Create an enemy's attack and knock them off balance while circling around them.
Ooh.
After executing takedown, press triangle to strike the enemy with your palm if the stack
to place the musketeer will be launched into the air.
Open normal attack by kicking off of the enemy into the air and thrusting down the mighty
punch. Press square after the attack to perform additional kick.
Up plus circle after a normal attack.
For me.
Allow you to connect a martial art to another martial art or a martial art to a normal attack.
for each unique skill you connect while the enemy is aware of you this effect
effect stack increases by one
while you're recovering from your your key from a key pulse will extend the duration of the skill
press square for skill list
okay i don't what does it mean martial art though
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
The moves, skills and the skills.
Down plus triangle.
your feet increase the power your next martial arts move. Do I even have a
martial arts move right now? This one maybe?
Expand all your key to unleash a mighty blow upon the enemy.
Quickly approach an enemy while crouching and then launch into the air with
Fist first after jumping you can perform midair attacks
Perform a flip and midair
Well, I'll be trying to tag with a swift body blow if the stack completes the enemy's key
It'll be sent flying away
Hmm
Well, let's get the gigapunch I guess for now
We got to change
Limitless dude wait that's the name of
Let's go just power guys
Didn't stay
What oh I'm in the wrong stance
Dude
You guys think it's gonna work?
You think I can one-shot someone with this?
The giga punch of hell, mayhaps?
Oh, I'm not crouching.
Ooh, I'm gonna fucking ream this, dude.
I'm down here come on my noob
Come on.
Get off, flopple!
fucking buzzkill dude
um
Okay, man, get a punch of health.
Why is my shit red?
I think I have to fight this guy.
Drowned.
Tommy hated the Ruthless.
How is it determining like the Player Grave names?
Cause I didn't get the name Micah.
Aaaaaaah!
That's an NPC? I know, but like the actual like other Player Graves?
Oh yeah man.
I got a steam account name.
It's a Minds World's poorest man right now.
Imagine summoning that guy back.
It'd be like it's time to get your bucket of ASP.
of
Oh, hey.
It's over. I got stomped as bald.
It's not a player just an NPC. Okay, thank you. I'm just a stupid fucking asshole, by
the way. I'm just stupid as fuck. It's familiarity bonus. Wait, can I not, we need to level up
other stat.
Do do do do do.
What's up, dude?
What's up, blood?
Because we got the red hat on right now.
Montreux sword.
Rogue's gauntlets.
Uh, gold earned, this is just a regular sword, I think.
It's much stronger than our fists.
But I can't do that.
I can do a running one.
Yep.
Oh, this is...
Hmm...
Could there be another one?
Why is this...
Corning?
This was an icon on my map.
Or maybe that's just the icon for the base.
4584488402
Cut down by Missouki, hey good on bitch
Big flop oh
Big flop
Let's see. Yeah, that's pointing to the old place
Uppercut skill and a big floppa is sick. Do I have the uppercut skill?
Some quest I didn't do there. Oh, yeah
We gotta find clues.
The boss you fought before wasn't what that was pointing at.
Wait, really?
Who the fuck was that dude?
Who was that choke?
Just some dude?
hmm normal world boss word y'all want some fish
dude grilled fish on a stick bro oh holy shit
What am I hearing?
Hm!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!
F I H FIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
some grilled fami?
anyone?
hahaha
ahhhhhh
yeah
where are the fucking clues?
can we go in the well?
Hmm...
Flops?
Did a big beam that was died from impact with a Gaki chance.
Get a bunch!
now
i beat him ass
tell me i'm sorry i can't
I saw a house in the forest.
I pray for it, please.
I'm coming, Taro.
I'm coming.
You two?
What is hacking? What is that?
Oh God
What are you fucking freaking bitch? Where's the gachi chief chase that guy all the way over there?
There's someone in fools.
Okay.
What the fuck is that?
Dick punch!
Dick punch!
of
the
of
the
I
Damn
Doctor who hi
Taro, you did everything you could for us.
What's up?
Thank you for putting his soul to rest, stranger.
Don't mention it, bro.
No, I'm off to join my family.
Don't care.
Die for an impact with Gaki, Keith-Chief.
get a plunge well played
Purge.
It's the Blood Edge Demon, the mouse of all revenants defeated thus far as gather.
Cut down by Blood Edge Demon.
Fucking body slams you.
17. Dimitri dead.
GIGA PUNCH!
I'm almost dead.
I
Popped
17
Hey come over here.
Oh play, oh play.
Quit. Stop, stop retreating!
There's some good stuff.
He said dick by the way.
Here's your luck.
You hear what you want to hear.
I think god damn right, god damn right.
They're fine.
Let's zip that up before we fight the mouse.
Hmm
Come on, fuck it, that's four swords!
The mouse held by all revenants defeated thus far has gathered take informant to one hulking
revenant yoke guy who could defeat this monster as he will gain many rare items as well as
the equipment contained within the nearby bloody grave.
not confined to one location will appear in different places over time
You know stop
Do you hear me for a thousand two hundred HP in me for nine hundred with that?
Did I leave a grave or just give it back
like I feel like I'm blocking but I might not be blocking maybe we I know
I don't need a jamming up.
Excuse me.
Yup. Yup.
Yup. Uchi Gatana.
Next.
It's time to go all out.
Okay, where's our air and mess the traps here people will explode when an enemy steps on them as an empty tool
Couple a human enemy who's out of key
Perform there jump near an enemy to launch herself off of them
Toon I gunpowder bomb
I was kind of hoping for like a cool
Like new ability or something like
Look at the swords
Have one ninja point
When we were upside down in midair performed slashes while landing
Let's just be a bit of a gradually crystal while you know
Super Saiyan sprays for enemies act carrying any incoming act with crustal sorts of light and circle behind them
How do I do that? Down, try. Wow.
Okay!
I fucking roll.
I'm dead!
Use control B please.
L1 plus triangle of square to activate some martial arts.
I don't really know what that's changing.
I don't know what is changing, brother.
B makes you direction plus attack skill clock.
B makes you direction plus attack skills clock plus attack instead.
Okay.
Cool.
Can anyone translate in chat?
What that means?
Make sure you don't use directions for attacks.
Oh, that's sweet.
I gotta pee real quick.
I'll be right back.
I
Said
I'm ready to go, can you hear the other party all right?
We don't need to wait for joy, oh yeah.
To come down to the night, to the disco, nothing like it, so the groove will bend me.
Oh yeah, I feel it like, I feel it just as fine.
Gotta start dancing tonight, no, don't be not, don't get up, move your body.
Don't stop me from now on
Can't be no, it's your idea now
I'll play whatever uh, force in place.
In this case, I will confess I did play this because Forrest had played it, but also listen
here kid, should be at school.
Also, Google will play time for my games at the stream, and you will see the only similarity
is when he tried to farm subs from Overwatch and failed.
succeeded
Yeah
I would I would I would grow mixer more by switching platform just because I have a more direct
relationship with the people that watch my stream and it's not just like sub only mode fucking
talking to other streamers while i'm fragging out or some shit
so does that mean that i should get more money than ninja if i were to get an offer from mixer
twitch if you're looking to deny it also carry some hot
Okay, we have a couple of seconds before another one happens
Yes, dude.
Okay, that's that from the beginning.
Rise up.
The little Mongoosex for 7?
I don't know if I can beat this guy, man.
I'm gonna be honest.
Oh
Oh god
There's an element change.
I don't know what to do with this.
What the f**king delay dude!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Meow!
What the fuck?
Hey, what are you doing, man?
Okay.
of
of
Oh god.
How do you miss?
I got so much shit, man.
One upgrade.
One upgrade.
If I take as many breaks as Moon at,
at my job as Moon does, I would be fired.
I think I have to get two breaks in stream
for like about like 16 to 20 minutes.
You're gonna get a 30 minute break at your job?
Let's go.
Where do you work?
Are you a slave?
Uh...
Ooh.
Are you gonna go this way to one sub?
Shrub Lord, D.D.C.
D.D.C.
D.D.C.
have to have some chat for that guy he's uh he's an in he works as an indentured servant
after the chat chat is that w or l hold on cat hold on
trying to increase skill capacity. Yeah well I don't pray because I'm an Atheist too.
So.
I
I
Can
So this is a boss
Guess to shoot water every stop
Libby list
I'm not sure what to do.
Flop, some hell.
Okay, what?
Holy!
Stop.
Limitless!
Ah, actually.
A formidable enemy defeated.
Swiftstep Heavy.
Roaring Dragon Deflect.
Hmm?
I defeated the Water Hashira.
English only please.
Thank you.
I wonder what these furballs are for?
Can we eat them?
Question mark.
Six gizzo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys like my final move, Flop?
I don't think I can do a belly flop in here.
Look at me, every Japanese peasant has these hay bales in the back of their house, by the way.
Look at that water, dude.
Oh, my, oh, my, god.
Heirloom gauntlets, long bow.
Oh, my God. Let's go check the jizz-o out, dude.
Ace for horses.
Sure is, man.
Be proud of what you just said.
Karate chops your throat.
Walks away as you collapse to the ground.
Incendiary arrow.
Harry's it? I don't think so. I think you did that.
Ignores your cringe RP? Yeah. You think it's RP but I'm actually using my soul to attack your soul so...
It may not seem like you're receiving physical damage but the emotional and spiritual damage that you're receiving right now is actually immense.
you understand belly flop of hell I can felt it and started crying
good how many maps are red
Better dead than red, fellas.
Excuse me.
Made four binding vows to say that say nuh-uh, wha?
How could I be so dull with it as to be killed while getting into the hot spring?
That secret hot spring heals wounds.
It's indispensable to the Tokugawa war at that time.
There must be some way for us to win it back.
Search that for the hot spring where trouble brews.
Wait.
lesser crucible. I found it.
I found it, it, it, it.
Garnage Talisman, Feather Talisman, Ninja Skills, Roaring Dragon Deflect. Okay, where
do I activate it via skill management in this shrine menu?
3 types of skill Samurai Ninja Common.
Becquared by trading with the Merchant or Exploration level rewards.
Influx Elemental damage received on an enemy after a successful deflect.
Okay.
Nido!
I'm going into the Crucible, dude.
you ready come meet your death
Reduce your maximum life.
Okay.
Watch your panel.
I'm going all out wait what the keybinding change no the difference I think I even have
I have HP in this mode.
Oh, I got like a new...
Oh.
Oh.
I need to...
What was...
Oh, L1 plus triangle.
Speak to me, brother.
Tachyharts.
Dude, I could get the biggest belly flop off this bitch right now though.
Holy shit.
Ah.
Do it.
But I'll die.
I don't want to die.
exploration level 4 out of 4 so like finding extra stuff now doesn't give
me anything? Question mark? Check this out.
Kobe!
Stop dodging. Why is their mouse smoothing on my fucking...
controller dude.
Let's go to map and check the multiple tabs.
Yoki Soul Core.
Defense plus 10 Spirit Force Bonus Purification and Parallelysis.
What does this mean?
Increase melee damage by 8.4 against enemies with maximum life.
Okay.
Okay.
Anyone talk to me about Terraria Calamity recently?
Yeah, it was probably really funny too, I just can't remember it, you know what I mean?
zoom in the map
ahi-hi ahi-hi ahi-hi
terraria calamity
Hehehehe
Skill capacity acquired
Hey he kind of played out, yeah, you would say that but you're gonna go right now, so
Beats your fucking ass with my bare hands.
What the fuck?
Stop.
Oh my god.
I can't fucking see in here, mate. Get out of here.
Why do I have an eagle itchers right now?
Limitless!
BOO!
Hell.
Spirit forces are super mega wind slash.
Oh.
They seem kind of lame.
We got a fan.
Mamiya enemy base. That's where we are.
Now don't get it twisted.
He's not saying enemy base.
Yeah, some people call me the ninja master
Are you headed to the bar for two nice well-delivered it was some cool
Limitless
Ow.
Oh, we get to pick our, we picked our bathing pose at the beginning of the game, I forgot.
Yeah, we sit, we sit and relax, mate.
I just teleports back on you.
Yunisuke the Bather, cut down by Yoki.
Do you think I'm that Yoki?
Limitless.
Well played, well played, well played.
now. Beats your fucking ass. You permanently hide the hell? Oh yeah.
with the secret spring still under enemy control.
Now then, how about a quick bath?
Oh, well, I suppose it's too late for me.
How about you have a great long soak in my stead?
Just keep an eye on the cliff as well as the view!
Okay, I mean the view is not that good when you're like in here though, you know what I mean?
Kind of weak
Just keep it high on the view!
Oh, ha ha ha!
I don't think I can even like... oh yeah, we're done here.
My over-leveled first of all spike.
The clip has items?
Longbow 10.
I want to hide my helmet.
Don't shoot that guy.
Dive in front of the bullets.
For the fuck do you change hide for cutscenes only off there goes my hero
watch him as he gets lit up and eyes so we can get in here from there
Recommended level 10. I don't even know what fucking level I am dude. Probably like 69 or some shit
Did you see a photo mode and we're likely to pause and get every kill to take a few pictures in that last game
Thank you I will not be using photo mode in this game
Are you trying to make fun of me you think it's I won't tolerate this elder abuse
Pop him.
Yup.
Look at that big guy.
Hmm, he looks evil.
What do you think they're growing here, fellas?
It's rice.
These are rice patties.
They're currently being flooded to grow
Cocaine, no, it is not cocaine
When you find bosses can you look up more so I can see the
The sky sure
I guess I should kill James Phoenix 1, 2, 2, 3.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay, give me that level 1 item, bitch.
That shit ain't yours anymore.
Hey, I've fought one of these before.
How many I can block this?
Help!
I've been shot.
I've been shot.
I've been laid zapped.
What?
What the hell was that?
What was that?
Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.
Okay. Hit me. Hit me.
Okay. Hit me. Hit me though.
Yeah. You did not see that coming, did you?
dashes through you, you drop a core, here we have electrocuted, unfortunate dude, here
We have Gandalf with him ass for some reason.
Good sandalph.
Oh yeah.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
Headshot of hell headshot of hell headshot of hell
No one
Belly flop
Limitless
It's over there's some closet thing
I got a comment in chat from Zazwa... Zuz... Zazwa Zuzuzuzuzu TV says I'm gay, what do I do?
Suck dick.
Hope this helps.
Suck dick.
Me?
There's air combo that guy, that was cool.
Some idea bit, vital spirit.
Hmm.
Sounds like a general skill.
Greetings bitch.
minus one factor sponsorship?
Wait, is factor not fuck with de Geys?
No!
Hang it up here.
TV dinner?
I've had a factor meal, it wasn't that bad,
I'll be honest.
But there's gonna be like a downside eating shit like that, right?
Alright.
Is it like too salty or some shit?
The sodium?
Literally microwave meal?
Dude, I mean, I've had TV dinner before, dude, and let me tell you, the quality of those
were not nearly as high as like a factor, though.
Too dangerous to jump in.
Ah!
Ah!
It was always Undersalt and I ate them for years.
Oh.
Shameless product placement.
What the fuck?
A belly flop of health.
Okay.
I think this thing is resistant to my...
resistant to my fists. Never mind, he's just resistant to everything.
That explosion noise, dude. Whenever I see...
Isn't that one gif with the cat that does the backflip and explodes?
That's the sound effect that plays in my head.
When he does the explosion backflip.
Limitless.
Remember Kitten Cannon?
Nah.
What is that?
Burr... Ben?
Old Flash game?
Kobe! I understand the assignment now. Wait, it's helper moving. You're in a
monster hunter? I played the most recent one. I used an insect blade. Mining away.
I don't know what's left to say. I'll say it anyway
Now
Freak
Why am I a freak?
We were played Eldenware. No, I never heard that game was that
Well, I play Mugenic.
You mean Mugenics?
Yeah.
I'll be dead, I'll be dead.
Hello, Wolf-Chan.
Heh heh.
Limitless.
Perfectly spaced.
Cut down by Yama Inu.
I know Inu means dog in Japanese, in Japan, in these...
But we never did this.
You really can't just float, huh?
What the fuck?!
Huh?!
you lose all on purified soul course along with your absorbed and Rita Harvey
me me me me me me me
yeah
like officially
fucking
yeah
now I'm afraid I didn't think there was fall damage
I feel like I've fallen can you know what it was I think I was because I was in
the air for so long while floating that like it just did like
a bunch of fucking damage to me. I've taken fall damage? What? Unshakeable.
What's that?
Looks like a flying...
Ball?
Hehehe.
Ball.
Alright, unshakable.
Rear sandwich taken while you're attacking by 10.
Increase AMR again with defeating an enemy.
Nice.
I don't have my souls, but I don't fucking need it.
Okay.
Hey everyone, follow me!
Dude, why are my soul sexes fucking dog man?
I
Ha ha ha ha he
Where you stuck
It's over.
Okay.
So.
what's this guys?
I guess I'm flippin' it, was that cool?
what's this, what's this?
double flip
limitless
I'm gonna be piqued on me dude.
Level 35 recommended to go north, by the way.
Oh, we gotta go over here.
We can just teleport.
Can you see character's face, please?
Hmm
You mean this Chad right here moon I'm sick AF
What do you got
What you got brother
You gonna die fella?
swags on you is fighting these guys like being at your family reunion are you
implying my character looks like them for some reason personally I do not I
do not see the resemblance what do you
okay and then we go here
This is my character Goro Majima.
Who's that?
English only.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck you.
Stop crying.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I had a warped job, though.
Did he become bald?
Clippers?
You know what those are?
I don't.
Never heard of them.
Oops.
Guys, I'm here at the base.
Yeah, they chillin.
Big chilling.
Wait, he heard me.
But how?
Death by one million cuts.
Belly flop of health.
Belly flop of health.
I probably flopped them so hard his head got cut off.
Hey, Moons, fuck a fan Friday?
It will never be that day.
You good, man?
I'm here.
What the fuck, dude?
LIMIT THIS!
Okay.
It is.
That fucking hurt.
I really like the belly flop move.
Those referbates who seek to plop it from such hard times will be judged by the gods.
An eye for an eye! You won't leave here alive!
It's over.
I got the king.
It's Ducky.
Panacea cure fast.
I have female demon mask.
What is this?
Oh.
bodies so my another body why food vendor leaks were seven you know what's
cool twitch chat. No one knows was at the bottom of the ocean. Nobody. What the fuck?
You do?
Yeah.
Get a load of this lion-ass fit, dude.
Limitless.
It's over.
What the hell?
Whoa.
And now you're kind.
Daddy's brown sauce is at the bottom of the ocean.
What is that?
Gizbo.
Hahaha...
Belly flop on hell
Stupid ninja can't handle the might of my belly flop. I've read to get this fucking shrine
The brand of brown sauce in the UK?
Where's brown sauce?
Is it like vinegary?
Because that's my shit if I'm being TBH.
Gravy?
I mean, I don't mind gravy.
I mean, I don't mind gravy, but that's not like my go-to.
What are you doing, bud?
Similar ish to A1, yeah A1's been agree when you say, actually I guess not, it's War Sister
There's just a diary, right?
Dude, what the fuck's an A1?
I don't even know.
We got five cores.
A1 is tart.
Ooh.
But we got a lot of souls.
Do you want to ask for A-1, they're immediately removed from the bloodline?
Dude, I think A-1 haters literally just cannot handle the complex and robust taste that it
provides, you know what I mean?
I think ultimately that's probably what's going down.
Like I think it might actually be too spicy for the salt and pepper steak guys, you know
what I mean?
Holy fuck, it actually all makes sense now.
Oh, guys?
Oh, you're real.
Or not evil, I mean.
It's actually too good you don't get it.
I don't need, look, I'm not trying to convince anyone of the inherent greatness of A1.
And the fact that, oh my god, my mouth is watering already thinking about it, holy fuck, dude.
it goes on it goes on any meat any meat name one me that doesn't go on dude you
can't not fish have you tried it
have who tried it though is it go on my did no man we expected cater to invade
at any moment so the gate is closed hmm yet you got two guards this guy watching
the fire you and then grunt guy I don't think you're gonna hold off Takeda's
invasion that way dude if I'm being absolutely TVH I'm pretty confident he
just walks through
I
Put up with that Gator when I had Gator it wasn't like
Super flavorful, so yeah
Probably I
I will say, what's this?
Oh, damn bees!
I made it this far!
Only for the medicine to be spent every coin I had, and just when the medicine was just...
I have to get it back!
Otherwise, my wife won't...
You should go and die.
You die.
What would I give it on the Zestimeter?
What Gator or a one for you?
See what am I going for in the Super Bowl?
I mean, I isn't Seattle in the Super Bowl or some shit dude. I live there. So that team
You
isn't the other team like the fucking Patriots or some shit bloods bloods
cheering for the Patriots like probably like like what hello what are they like
the most significant and winningest dynasties in football and that's the
team you're cheering for dude what else are you into that let me take a guess
because I bet I could figure that out.
You and the Arc Raiders, buddy?
What other NPC behavior are you about, son?
That's what I wanna know.
Dodge, dodge.
It's over. Limitless!
Stomps you? Limitless? Oh fuck!
Looks limited shows what you fucking know it was all part of my plan
Like didn't like Tom Brady play for the Patriots or some shit like it one of the like most
No?
Bruh?
Who was a Peyton Manning?
Like, who was like the giga quarterback they had or some shit?
Oh, fucking no, dude.
That was doubting Thomas, the disciple.
Oh.
LeBron James.
LeBron.
Bro acting like he doesn't know I do not know
Who was the most significant quarterback on the Patriots? I do not know that if we got there eventually
We figured out it was the dude who kisses his kid on the mouth
Whatever, you know what I mean?
Like you're gonna like kid mouth kissing dude, then yeah, I can see like cherry for the Patriots, right?
You know what I mean?
Where's that guy earlier who said you when I said I was gonna cheer for the Patriots
I want to ask that dude a question, bro
It was me
Dodge
Flops you to death flops your arm off. You talking about the Sun mouth kisser. Yep. Yep
Yeah, America sweetheart
This guy's Rob
You kiss your son on the mouth, no.
No.
I hugged my kid.
I hugged my kid, man.
I feel like that's sufficient, you know what I mean?
new-new-new
No smooches on the cheek. I mean like sometimes
My kid much prefers getting body slammed, you know what I mean?
Oh, we gotta go here.
Nice.
of
the
death
My kid likes to, uh, wrestle.
This usually involves him punching me a lot, like, a lot, um, and then he likes me to body
slam him onto, like, a bed or I got a beanbag.
The DLSS is doing work on this game, and not in a good way.
I bet he has beaten you with a cheeky roll up.
No, we're not like wrestling.
He's never seen like professional wrestling.
He doesn't know what that shit is, bro.
I guess let's do the shrine.
He is not old enough.
Quick attack damage, 3%.
I told you guys what he did when he, uh, he watched Dragon Ball Z, man.
Even he knows his own, the limit to his own power.
Cause like, he's been cleared to continue watching the show.
Cause you know, he was disciplined for punching that little girl.
But even he's like, I don't think I should watch that show anymore, so he's like hiding his power a little bit.
Ouch!
I want it to bury!
Of course, Moonsun punches a girl.
Um, I mean...
He was getting, like, harassed at recess by, like, this pair of girls.
Like, they were, like, flirting with him, essentially.
Doing, like, the little kid, like, nagging thing or whatever.
And they, like, wouldn't leave my kid alone and, like, wouldn't stop touching him, essentially.
So he kind of, like...
They punch them you like punch them in the face or something like that
He's spurred out. Oh, yeah
Let me list!
Oh!
Dude, all the pearl-clutton-chatters, he punched a girl!
Oh my!
Dude, it figures, it figures, of course!
the door won't last much longer. I am the only one left for this world.
I have nine point lead to medicine. Sark.
First time I've been a kid for trying to take my kickball at recess because I saw a lion do that
on the animal planet. What? Anyway, back to my point.
BOOM!
Smithing text Rusty Ho.
Um, wrestling was very popular when I was growing up and pretty much every kid I knew,
like, we beat the fuck out of each other doing wrestling moves, so.
I have a permanently chipped tooth for getting a clothesline.
I got big clothesline dude, it wasn't like weak.
you don't hey get your beard back you
yeah take that ow
I knew me told thanks for something and talk time really just look dude kids are
like dying from like emulating wrestling it was not it was not good in their
fucking necks broken and shit I'm turning the sharpness down to 0.8
resolution may look a bit better
this guy wants to kill me hang up
China was your favorite wrestler
Hmm
Honestly pretty bad taste I will admit
I
Extremely bad taste actually now that I think about she was badass though. How what
Where's this
rendering resolution why is it locked at 40%
also what is this I'll adjust resolution dynamically to adjust your FBA
settings
you think we should use Dilsis
Turn dynamic off.
Oh.
Ooh, and now we do...
I'm going all out.
Actually, it's kind of good now.
What the hell?
Now, we lower the sharpness a little bit so that it looks better on stream.
It's a bit choppier, though.
The LA is pretty heavy.
dude we got we got DLA, DLSS, DIHH, fucking god how am I supposed to keep up
how does anyone know the difference that's pretty good
have a brain I don't have one of those I think this thing's below us
I like Cheerios I like Cheerios with a bit of sugar on top you know what I mean
like just like a like a sprinkle do you know what I mean not like
Oh, so you think you're better than me?
Enhanced Yoki Soulful, Crucible Wraith.
Oh, this was the Crucible Wraith.
This guy was a pussy, dude.
The LSS is super simple.
You have downscaled resolution, then upscaled back up using the IDLA as anti-aliasing.
Just downscaled and processed the full resolution.
Or at least...
Oh.
Now how come I said DLSS in parenthesis, DLA?
Explain.
Yeah, they explain.
Explain what the fuck that means to me, please.
It's both?
What's the fucking point?
Why?
What does it do?
Is it 100% DLSS?
I'm just fucking so stupid, man.
Holy fucking hell, my...
This game actually doesn't look that bad if I'm changing the settings.
Before I, like, every, every bit of foliage was getting aberrated.
I don't know if that's a word, aberrate. I think it is.
Look at all my green guys.
Better with Framegen?
Uh...
Which one?
DLSS?
I don't really, I didn't really notice a difference.
Stop running.
Wait.
I don't want to fight those guys again.
I'mma get ya.
What where they explode
Belly flop okay, oh yeah, nice one good Dutch
Oh, yeah, we're talking to the main
Crucible Sasu Mata, what a big mace.
Literally every game has input lag with Framegen because the game holds one frame ahead and
frame buffer to inter interpolate and blend with the previous frame. Slaps your
drink, slaps your lunch tray out of your hands. Everyone laughs in the cafeteria.
What was that nerd?
Hey, why don't you keep it steppin' over to the nerd table.
of
the
be that strange creature's power! This is no hosiddety, no trafficking at all!
Where's the main?
This must be no ordinary opum!
I'm going to be with her now.
Work?
That's cool man.
Can't see.
Okay, did we just get a map of this place?
Chijiko.
That water looking muddy and bloody.
But I know Witcher 3 DLC when it comes out.
Isn't that game like 20 years old or some shit, bro?
Fuck you mean DLC.
Will I move to Greenland?
I'll do whatever my Supreme Leader asks me to do.
Not because I'm afraid.
Because I am a patriot.
Working in the Greenland Bitcoin mines.
Yo, any Bitcoin owners in chat?
Sorry to hear, man.
Sorry to hear what happened.
I'm Ruin!
Oh man, that's so fucking sad.
By the dip.
Oh no, I'm good.
I'm good on that.
Uh, no, I'm good. I'm good on that. I don't think I will do that.
Well, fuck what I invest in imaginary money.
This shit don't make no sense.
I should buy, like, gold or some shit. You know what I mean?
Everyone loves gold, dude. You know what? You know what?
I think...
China got wrong, though.
You know, apart from like, forcibly neutering people to make them serve in like a political capacity.
Uh, you know, having slaves, stuff like that.
I think they really aren't wrong, dude.
Their appreciation for Jade.
That shit is ugly, dawg.
I should take dude jade looks so bad there compared to like literally every other like
Precious stare sorry
Social credit did you did?
Emeralds better yeah, it is jade looks like kind of like milky. I mean I
Shouldn't want to eat my gemstone
it's over already don't even try well played well played it's over already it's
It's over already, don't even try.
It's over, don't even try.
Limitless.
I
Keeps having delusions about China while its accusations are becoming confessions
Like I don't like Jade Jade sucks dude. Sorry. Sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry
Honestly, it's not even that it's ugly, it's cringe, Jade cringes me out, dude.
Where do you even fucking get Jade?
Are there like Jade mines or is it just kind of like RNG?
Rivers?
Hm.
Rivers?
Because 30% of the Amrita left at your grave when you die.
Nay.
Usually around Y20? Oh.
Who the fuck is...
Hey! Get your ass down here!
If I break random pots you see around the world they usually have Jade in parenthesis. This is illegal.
Wait, I think I just got something for my dual swords.
That's not J. Those are rupees, dude.
Okay, man, we just got the rest of each other.
Alright, this.
Yeah, don't feel good. Do it!
Punch.
It's over. Limitless.
Oh my god!
Valley Blob of Hell.
Come.
Ow!
You fucking block you dumb bitch!
Meme meeme meeme meme meeme meme.
Uhhhhhhhhhh, which way is this?
West.
We don't want to go west, we want to go southeast.
Down here.
Do you think you'd be a good sumo wrestler?
Nah.
I probably just smoked.
Like this fish right here, dude.
Uh, I think that's fish.
Rob's you I got so many skill points right now, but I don't want to use me
Wait, let's get the upper cut actually
That I wish for
Me me me me me me me me is this the upper cut blind fist
It's free respects always.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me.
We got six samurai points.
Holy moly.
We can sweep people?
I don't know how reliable that's going to be.
And our guard stands against an incoming blow L1
L1 square in the air that's cool
Well charging you cannot be staggered and damage increases
Oh
L1 square
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me L1 square
Wait
It's like, what's anyone in the menu? Yeah, I wasted my point, I suppose, so, wait.
Y'all want to see something cool?
Yeah!
Boom!
Okay man, let me block your shill once.
Okay, you got combos.
Giga combo of hell.
That's awesome.
Do you guys know that this game was made by only one guy, by the way?
Isn't that crazy?
New combo unlocked.
season this guy his name is neo oh stop fucking stabbing me all right you think
you're fucking cool bro he's so much faster than I am stop running just hit
Get him with one uppercut please.
Okay, you can't do that.
There's a big guy coming. Can we wrap this up?
Okay.
Thank you.
You fought well. He lied out loud to this guy for some reason.
Crushes you
Yep, guy made this game's name's Neo
He did the art
I can't bug it see help
It's over
We hit him with the Gigapunch.
Gigapunch of Hell.
Demons crawl out of the ground and drag him to heck, Abyss.
So
Subrime
Blows you up
Get Pachi the Packer
Impaled by Curse of the Laws. It's got lost so one of those floating laws
Oh, you got fish. Let's do it
No, no one does that to me
No one
Flops you to death
No one flocks me in my own house.
No one.
Kill the hell's this.
Spirit Stone.
guardian spirit required. One day we'll get those cool stones and then we'll use
them to empower ourselves despite sacrificing our soul. I can't remember
the last time I had an ice cream, guys. I kinda cut it out.
M-m-m-m-m-m, because of ice? Yeah, that's how I'm protesting, guys.
I won't be eating anything with ice in it. Me going to the drive-thru of McDonald's.
Can I get a large number seven?
Large Coke, large fry.
No ice!
Hehehehe.
The lady on the other side of the fucking screen
audibly begins weeping.
Holy fuck!
Yes!
King!
Yes!
Yeah!
Pull up to the window.
The lady who took my order and three other people are literally clapping as I get to
the fucking...
Fucking owl?
He wouldn't understand the movement.
I'm doing my own movement now, dude, I told you.
Can you imagine, bro, going inside to like a Wendy's and then making that order, dude,
being like like looking at the lady as you make it you're like no ice like yeah
and what are you why are you giving me that meaning meaningful look dude
They literally did that with Charlie Kirk, remember?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, they're...
What's the name?
What's the...
No, I saw it on TikTok, I guess it was someone, like, filming, like, participants at, like,
some kind of, like, school fair, okay.
It was like an elementary school.
This was a teacher doing it first kids like I'm Neil Armstrong second like they're like going like through the aisle or whatever
I'm Neil Armstrong second kid ghost. I'm Charlie Kirk
He just keeps walking
Holy fuck
He did not look anything like Charlie
This game was like 12, dude.
Blood didn't even know who Charlie Kirk was before he went to Utah, man, you know what
I mean?
He's a poser, is what I'm trying to say.
Oh!
When did I change stance?
That doesn't beat the fuck out of that guy.
So they, the one where they star as scientists and shit and last get is Jesus Christ?
Yikes!
Guys, you said you were going to come to school dressed as someone significant from history.
Jesus is an alchemist.
I mean like, he's done alchemy adjacent things, sure.
one at a wine?
what?
why'd he do that? who put him off of that shit man?
that kid yeah I think he's carrying the flame right now for sure oh yeah like
looking for extra secret stuff here but man this place is kind of a maze we bit
I'm Charlie Kerr.
Oh my! Help!
Come.
Okay.
I'm not scared of you.
Alright.
Kill the guys, baby.
Oh
Jesus it's over
Am I fucking poisoned, or is that stench?
I think I'm poisoned, oh yeah.
Obstench
Dodge
And we carry the
What are you doing up there?
He was wearing the Death Day uniform too?
Wait, really?
You gotta give him props for the authenticity of the costume.
I suppose.
And I suppose...
So, are all Neo games time travel games, like, what's going on here?
Are you always like a super rich guy as well, you know?
112 or official water weeaboo western or in Japan games
Wait, I could have played John Samurai, dude.
Neo1, he plays a white guy named William Adams.
Sounds like a...
Sounds British.
Oh, I'm William Adams and I'm going to be in Japan, you little fan.
He is?
First mission gonna break out of a British prison. Why?
Why is Mr. Adams in the British prison?
What'd he do?
The boxes make no noise when you destroy them.
Bitch.
Plop a bell.
Explodes your fucking head.
Oh, he was in jail for having a Facebook post.
Oh, yeah.
Fair.
No license to post on FaceBook, eh?
Bro, I bet they still do use FaceBook in, uh, England.
Uppercut!
You see that post on meta?
What you think of that, bruv?
Meta?
What?
Oh, you're saying shit, bruv?
Dude.
Shit, bro
Dude
I'm part British, so I'm allowed to I'm allowed to check
You know what I mean on August 25th you had a milkshake
of last year how do you fucking know that
I'll just throw something at him.
Are British part French part Japanese?
No, I am Japanese.
Oh
Dude there is sound for them being broken
Okay.
Was the best part about being Japanese?
Oh, the rich culture, that's something you guys generally will never understand.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I wonder if there's an actual Japanese person in the shower right now who's hearing this.
What do you think?
Do they do midnight releases for Koei Tecmo games in Japan?
It's the bridge where Guan Yu stopped all those people.
This guy's level 8, let's beat his ass real quick.
Bro I am not gonna get hit by that shit.
It's over, belly flop!
I think we're doing a boss.
Kappa?
Wait, who's that lady?
Thunderblood's a big jump.
There he is!
Oh, I forgot I got a cock, guys.
Dude, great-great-great grandfather!
Oh, Takachiyo, you are the samurai who fells yokai.
That's mean.
Is this my grandma?
My grandma
The window I trust you'll be able to read us at this crucial
How come every character in this game is a fucking spirit Pokemon
Nice spear this way I am not I will guide you
Okay
That's Japanese culture
real? I don't want your fucking help let's be clear about that
remind me just squaring up mid run
I have blue swords here.
Top 10 I don't know what that is, maybe Stagger?
Recoup.
Become our portion of your key expended when guarding by performing a key pulse.
Oh, wait, we don't hold on guard, though.
Hell no.
Do we need to know how to use a key pulse?
I key pulse, sometimes.
I use flux now. Hell no, I ain't doing that.
They make mani-dicks for getting.
Yo-kai subject to humans to terrible torment, turning countless souls into spirit stickers.
But the life of any of you should be able to purify the crucible.
Please, trust in me and lend me your strength.
No.
I'll do it myself.
Hey, shop.
Yo-kai teardrops the mission for unique goods.
Defeating formidable enemies gives you them.
Okay.
Use to place a benevolent grave where you are standing.
Alright.
It's only 700.
Wait, you have the one-time use?
Turn this way back to the last shrine you visited.
Let's get to it then.
Piece of key recovery, a bunch of those.
large amount of key damage to nearby yokai
well this guy don't have shit
oh we have seven teardrops what the fleeeeeep
influx increased damage taking an enemy after successful burst break that's
nice
poisonous smokeball maybe I'll just get them all
I don't even know where I crashed it.
More full thanks for 7.
Any knowers?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Main story quest.
Word.
Word, word.
Word up, my.
I
Show is not helping
They just do that
Did we not?
Me.
The Crucible and Lester Crucible Young Attacks will be more powerful and additionally attacks
by enemies will inflict life corrosion.
Emeriti Games will feel quickly here and thus living artifacts easier to activate while
on these locations additionally, Yo-Kai 7 by Sonic's Heals will deal extra damage.
Y'all ready to go to hell?
An abnormal presence emanates from within, first of you.
Cool loading screen.
Autobus to...
Autostava.
Statue of life.
Only a faster one needed crystal while near and unlike to the boss of a session.
Okay, great Buddha, grant me the strength I require.
To end these foes, once and for all...
Holy
Wait, is this not where we were at the beginning of the game
It's kind of bullshit our character has the ability to time travel and undo getting owned
by that twink at the beginning of the game.
If you ask me, he earned that dub.
We gotta get a gun.
You're no twink.
No, the guy who beat us was a twink.
This light may guide you on your way.
Uh-oh.
I refuse to grapple. I only spin.
weak need, bitten to death by Gaggy.
BOOM!
And then punched to death in the afterlife.
Dude.
My fucking barrel eyes?
How dareth you.
I thought I saw someone hiding on the side of the door there.
There it is.
most potent nipple the side of the young Z.
This game based on true story, this is actually based on Japanese history.
I wonder what it means when it says it has three swords, burn to death.
Oh
No
Ain't no way
Little bitch.
Is there a way to save yourself when you're doing that goofy ass falling animation?
Dodge?
whoops as I don't think the ladder ever came
holy moly
As a hard skull dude
How do we get over there this is visually overwhelming for me am I fucking old?
I'm invincible!
If you're not fucking dying, man, mind the fire right now!
Get that side off of the ferry.
So that's where we're supposed to go.
Maybe we can survive this.
I totally can.
I totally can do that.
I kind of wish we had bought some fire resistance things.
Dost thou knoweth what I mean? Wait, give him whatever.
What the hell, you gonna blow up?
Okay bros, here's how I start charging him!
What the fuck did you just do to me?
When am I gonna shoot a basketball? Wrong game. Tommy!
Ow.
Ow.
How are you not buggy-bugging?!
I think I'm bleeding.
Did I miss these corpses last time or what?
Where'd they come back?
All right.
of truth. You know, I don't think you're meant to go through there. Well, yes, I
it's stuck in the wall
I'm about to wall to
it maybe I do maybe I do run across the fire lava pit of hell also this map is
not very fucking helpful to you was this I use this as a set piece nah it says
you in firefowls you ready are you fucking ready
I
Guess I'm big hammer water and you look
I think it's it.
Probably I'll pass it.
Be your weapon with a power of water.
Who freaking care, dude?
Short cut.
Makes no noise whatsoever.
Yeah, suck me dude, suck me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, man. Fucking idiot. Yeah, that was cool.
You guys making fun of that first time chatter compared to something you've seen in previously
he's like are you putting him down huh think you're cooler than him and right
now I think he's cooler than you guys
because it's being himself
He's only has one foot.
He's also resistant to fire maybe?
Now.
Now.
1-991-7-8-9-0-4.
It's a phone number of names in this game.
Where'd that guy put down his thing?
Power pill.
Where are we cultivating?
I miss this.
Running water.
Perform keypulse by dodging.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Mm!
Wait, that just...
Hmm.
Wait, that just means the mine.
Dude, stop.
Come on in!
Kinda hard to see that up there.
Is it time to auto-equip some new gear?
Mayhaps?
Sneak thief.
I got a massive gun going on.
I can't help it man.
I was gonna name these drop items after a successful, ain't it?
Uh, assassination.
Let's rock.
Oh, you're alive.
Hi.
That's how big boy.
You think he's chill, fellas?
It's over for what
He didn't swole again.
There's no...
There is no way, dude.
If my charge punch hits that guy, dude, he's dead.
That's all I'm saying.
There's no reason it doesn't.
I wonder if this is permanent corrosion now.
Fuckin' bitch.
Hmm.
We are dead, we are so dead.
Fuckin' Koofy ass big man, wooden hammer.
So many corpses here.
Hey, my grave, that's where I'm gonna go.
That would have been unfortunate.
Smash.
These fucking yokai get out of my castle now.
Oops.
Okay.
Just jump him in.
Now I'm on fucking fire for ten years.
What do you think's down here?
Uh, excuse me.
Do you enroll to remove fire?
Wait, real?
Is that real champ chat?
Chats that WRL knowledge.
Is he onk?
Try it.
I would have to set myself on fire again.
I want
Okay, please
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh my god.
A little early there buddy.
You know he ripped my dick off, man.
AHH!
Holy fucking shit!
Alright, man.
Goodbye, dude.
Goodbye man, goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
I'm on some bombs. Do I have bombs?
Fuckin' bitch.
I don't think they spared her child.
Oh
So
Our swords are kind of weak, that's okay.
Level up.
Guys, what is a game Rita?
Is that like the lady from Power Rangers?
Finally!
After one million years!
I'm free!
Okay, guys, do you think I can make it?
Nah.
I'm hearing something glowing up there, it might be a shrine.
It's your spirit attack bomb.
Oh.
So they give us a turn away from Hindu myth
Boy save
Ain't no way.
Black bamboo Kusaragama.
This black bamboo tastes better than regular bamboo.
You know what I didn't know until a couple of days ago that bamboo apparently has cyan
I did it?
Isn't that show?
a flip. So do apple seeds. Why are you eating wood? Well, you like, you ferment. Or like
Like you pickle the bamboo, don't you?
Can you make it edible or some shit?
BOOM!
Bamboo is a grass, the child is right.
He shoots and leaves.
I personally have not had good...
That's not true, I have had good bamboo, but for the most part...
It's like served from a can.
Uh, I don't like it very much.
Bots?
This guy ain't banned.
I can actually stand over it surprise
Stick to in and out my guy bro, I don't have in and out what I've never even eaten in it
I'm not your guy. I'm the guy.
Ow. Ow.
Fuck you, bitch.
Beat him with the hot parry.
The gay paris that guy's a gun
Yo, he's shooting
Oh, he's shooting the the slow bullets thank god
That would have been very difficult to dodge if they were like normal bullets, right?
shit a blunder bus. Apparently not.
I say my region sucks as...
I made the song with wood.
Turn plant fruit
So I'm gonna get 30 second loop yeah
You like it smile it's my first song I ever made
No smile it shit. What the fuck? I'm an up and coming artist musician. Wait. This is
how you treat me dude? What the fuck? Did I haven't had fun so long? I've been kind of
I've eaten a lot of ramen, cause I'm Japanese.
Like ramen? No ramen.
I've been a tycoon a long time saying...
Conkatsu
Show you
You got the you got the spicy fishy one
Menma my shoots
Menma is bamboo
okay macaroni superior to ramen weave trash
this guy didn't just say that his macaroni and cheese is better than a delicious bowl of ramen
What even are you actually?
I'm Japanese.
Supreme Perry.
What's so fucking supreme about those parrys?
Look up white guy in dictionary.
That's not me man, I am Japanese!
Let it go!
It's getting fucking cringe man.
Okay man.
Alright, alright.
I don't know why I hit that button.
I don't know why I hit that button.
It wouldn't surprise me if one of your parents is ethnically Japanese.
Well I mean I do identify as Japanese.
No one said that the dude set out like four lines above you, bro
They were the boss I can tell because of all the blue sun
Supreme Perry
There was 150 life after a successful burst break, that is awesome.
We demand birth certificate and photos.
Dude, they sent Ice Age instead of my chap.
They finally came!
Holy fuck, dude!
Look who new weapons.
Yeah, instead I'm gonna blindly run forward and start this boss with my level 8 weapon or some shit.
He's from Kenya. I can tell. Can you tell?
Oh my god!
Oh
What
Holy
Oh my.
of
That is a very long grab, but...
I got the itis right now man, I got the itis right now man, I got the itis right now
Man, I'm fading away
Oh fuck
I'm fucking blocking it
half of my HP bar is missing dog
guess we'll have to get a ban
like so
great
Oh my...
Mike!
Oh, good my elixirs!
of
Come.
It's time to meet your death.
Open.
Oh
Oh god, why you didn't do this last time?
That fucking R2, I'm dead.
Fucking Jesus man!
How can we even do the fucking transformation at first?
I
Of course
Can you please start that one time?
three
3?
Okay, only in the G.O.K. 4.
Okay, what the fuck was that man flop is stupid
dude
okay man
I think I'm dead.
I feel like I'm hitting the fucking button at the right time, but it is too late.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
of
of
Fucking wacky arm waving inflatable tube man move dude.
Use some creature spirit force.
carry for a time nice nice cutscene transit that was good
thanks I made it thank you Jack Sarah and Bob ill and 42 the result
Please use your voice.
I didn't think we'd meet again like this.
I don't know who you are, bitch.
Oh!
I found you at last.
The light, future versus time, did dispel the crucible.
She keeps saying it like that.
But our meeting also pretends the revival of a great evil.
Let's confront it together.
Here we go
Tokugawa Iatsu was a warrior from 1400 warring states
1730 have continued to rule
Is this character from other Neo games or what?
Is this sword from other games?
I'm the first one to play this game ever.
Okay, really?
What do you think of the canon main character though?
Wait, did we go back in time?
Or forward in time.
Wait.
Well done, Panzo. I have returned.
Wait!
You've been harmed.
Quite superb, Takashi. You would bear the holy hop crest well.
Which time period am I in?
There is much to discuss. May we speak on route?
Did Hanzo come to the past with us or what?
He's alive in the past.
He looks the same.
Why are we getting ahead of him?
What's been the- Oh, Nobunaga's ambition. We're getting a Nobunaga's ambition cutscene
right now.
brilliance, but for Yokai to be under his command, our allies are being herded to their own graves.
But for a warrior, idly awaiting death is to disgrace your name for generations.
And now, with you, one who has survived that hell as our trusted ally,
The time to venture forth and test fate is at hand.
I shall make for the keep and determine our plan of action.
Lord Naltora, wish to speak with you.
Go to her.
Is there a reason they're calling the Lady a Lord?
Is that like a thing?
Um
She's a footer
Or you have the power to do best time and purify the crucible there is something I
Must share with you when we can't be lords. I'm just I'm just wondering why they wouldn't call a lady
You know what I mean?
I'm at the UNO reverse this day. Shut up bitch. I'm exploring.
How come a lady can't be a lord? Equivalent. Hmm?
Hm?
We should stay together!
Shut up!
This way!
We should stay together!
We should stay together!
We should stay together!
She sounds so British.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Water damage.
There is something I want to give you.
This is the guide of Mira.
Much like the Christian.
It is from an era long since past. The memories residing within should help you pursue the kitchen.
Okay.
They gave this guy a mirror, dude. Kind of rude, actually.
of it.
So, we find ourselves here again.
Maybe Kusanagi's power reacted to the mirror.
The lanterns are lit.
Is someone here?
God is here.
Perhaps they know something.
Let us ask them.
I cannot turn my camera right now, right?
Hi.
Fuck.
Equipment sets... neat.
Aw.
What?
Change your appearance.
Okay.
I got like a giga run run here.
I literally have speed lines not only was I unable but I wait you must yep I'm so
alive the way of the warrior novice
Katie you're dead not being able to watch lucky for us let's review the
technique they have Jimmy Boy they sure can win separate you way of the ninja
novice
the game looks good if you squint your eyes we'll say
And cannon.
Do you think it's like a shotgun?
Why did I use all my fucking tears?
Evil dispelling of vein.
Tells the yokai realm from an area where you have successfully defeated, but that's really good.
For me.
Mr. Chains and I bought a box of kitties and an orange Mustang, thanks for a settlement.
And jeans, thanks for a settlement.
You died, Dark Eye Moss.
Yeah, I know I can reset stuff.
Itai doka imasu.
He's just asking if a hand cannon is a shotgun.
Yeah, what do I think of a hand cannon?
I think it like...
I'm trying to frame it in the context of the game.
Right?
You know what I mean?
We got the bow, we got the rifle, which is also long range hand cannon, would they also
make it long range?
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
Anyway, we'll play more tomorrow.
It's bedtime.
We might play more tomorrow.
We'll see.
We'll see.
I'm kind of feeling it.
The bust are kind of fun.
I'm not sold on the game yet, so we'll see, but it's only the beginning, so...
Yeah, thanks for watching. I'll see you guys tomorrow, fellas.
Good night, everybody.
But wait, before I go, was the game too loud?
It seems like it's a good volume right now. It seems pretty good.
Just you. Yeah, I'm supposed to be loud though.
When's your sponsored stream? So my first sponsored stream will be on the 13th.
It will be for one hour. It'll be at 1 am.
I'm gonna start my stream at 12 and we'll play something else and then switch to it and then
doing uh continue streaming until my normal stop time
best game ever it was awesome fellas it looked moderately interesting
Um, most of them are saying like 100k.
I can't give numbers, but I've already turned down offers that were substantially more than
this.
And it's probably for exactly what you imagine it would be, so why?
Because I just didn't seem like a legitimate game to me, I guess.
Nice.
Nice.
I will see you guys...
Um...
Come on.