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Wow!
Straight ahead.
Look at that.
It's gonna begin.
Run inside my way.
Out of my mind.
Hello?
I
Hello this cat or bone voice
They're freaking bone.
Maybe not, I'm not.
Who the fuck are you?
Hello everybody!
Hello!
Hello
Hello
Oh yeah, those are just normal guys though.
Dude, he's so smart.
Why was it, uh...
Wait, Strength Con?
And he's got the... dude's got a manly-ass voice?
I don't think he's a cat, something about that tells me he's not a cat.
Ruzuki and Lord Umbasa and Sean and Gaffa and Boncho and Edik's engine and D-Shap,
thanks for subbing Chorin, hello dude, Deceptio, HoloSowing, Xerothix for subbing,
Leftover, Olive Garden and same GBH, M&Mx, MCX Shaggy, and Kekekekeke, I still
Yeah, thanks for something in pseudo code and who thought in a week later
Meet flavor and Cairo she ya ultra Jesus
True Joe man nation subbing crush a car and vampire and paranoid metroid
Oh, what up?
Oh, and Mr. Frog, and Butterball, Go Mother and Superman, and Afto, and Ultimate Abuse.
Oh, eat the bug!
Visgo, Adamantine Saga, and Joe Man, and Hala Poke, Gankles, and Mazuki, and Neshikumo,
and Shiro, Audio Garden, Mr. Plague Doctor, and Fearless Fun Guy, and Beyond 3D, and
Tiny Winy.
Thank you.
Daft, uh, Daftice, and Shiro.
Let's see what your submissive was.
I dare you to give me trivia about Agent China that I don't already know. Hit me and push him.
Test the thing though. I can tell you something that you can take forever to respond.
How can I be sure your knowledge is genuine?
I need that.
Oh, I got three things.
What?
Say what?
Uh, okay.
We gotta use three cats to fight this guy, lady.
Corpse.
What's the worst that could happen?
Yes, shut up.
Okay.
Where's the symbol?
Whatever dude.
Meow.
Meow.
Mainly a tech that's 35% chance to refresh yourself in use.
Here's what we'll do.
We'll use the Bloody Coin.
And the Refresh.
Hey, uh uh uh.
Surely it'll work.
I've got 56 HP, brother damn.
I would like madness on my necromancer, but I don't think we're gonna I don't think we
I don't think we're getting that. I don't think we're getting that.
I went to Giga Stream and the first thing I saw was a cat that looked like he won for one.
He actually DM'd me and sent that to me.
I've seen the cat in question.
And yes, it looks exactly like how you think it would look.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah
It's gonna spawn the maggot one dude
I want to build this up
Is this the cat with four yeah it is
Which is she she has she has upgraded for so she's getting the
I'm an idiot
I'm sure you have, Skull Knight.
Stop running now.
In this week and finally find Infinity together,
we can win all this.
Oh, you're so fair.
Don't come on, turn around.
We were so lost, but you then found me with your head.
This is a round-and-mine, but I can get it.
Well, you run, but in the end, I think you like this.
But the game of hide and seek,
but I find you, you won't even know your name.
You run, but you don't need it.
You look great, I'll get you.
But in all of my life, you're mad.
You never had a mind you stood.
Doing math?
Not my strong suit?
I don't really like the leech attacking that thing, but I think we can work with it
I
I don't want to be behind him so fucking stupid I'm thinking about a million things right
now we fucked up we fucked up we fucked up we fucked up we fucked up I did not mean
it but it's all falling apart right now
I kind of don't want this leech alive.
Unforged, dude.
We're biffing it right now, dude.
Miss 4, man.
I think I'm gonna do it.
It's okay.
It's okay.
and
the fucking prison
Oh
Everything went up a man. Oh shit. I didn't even look
I
Shouldn't hit them we're making several mistakes right now
I
Touch me
We can't do four of those turn.
Maybe.
Now we can.
Wait, why is this thing have the leeches, hello weird
Oh, we should have smacked him.
Check passive.
Oh, right.
That's actually really good against the squads.
I thought it was like a visual bug, but no, when he picks up the head, it cleanses
all of his debuffs. You don't want to, you don't want to tussle with this brother right
There you go one HP
Hmm
Which one are you?
This one needs to die.
God bless this extra range
Hmm, he can't swap they can't swap with anything here so we're good to do this
They're gonna try and fuck him up, so forth.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Get to HP.
For what?
We're taking my leeches off, bitch.
All right, we don't want to coin flip this turn because it's gonna get bad
I face him this way not
It's fucked up
Not not anticipating that it was going to bomb it behind me and they could swap with the tumors or whatever do
Whatever bro
This battlefield is fucked up
No, we're good we're good we're good
My walls will be my cause I'll see what they can do
There's nothing behind me right guys
Now the right open oh man
War is hell, man, um.
Well, look at my ass, he's stunned.
I
Do the fucking leech that's fine
No real safe place to go here.
Finish you off.
Fuck you.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Well, well, well.
Seems like it's just me and you, mother fucker.
I
Want you
I'm sure I'm sure it'll be fine.
I pushed him to the fucking grass!
Eww.
There's my dead cat.
There's my dead cat man there she is I hope I throw you cat
Yippee!
Alright, how many leashes we got?
We're gonna heal at the end of our turn.
Oh
Fuck you
No
Why didn't you move that was kind of weird champ
Whoops flip it big flip
I think everybody's just always full of fun.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
This next one's called Lost Kitty.
God save the children.
Oh.
Did I win that?
We had two pretty strong cats.
take it to the meat altar in the throbbing domain all battles are hard
battles enemies will attack you instead of your allies if they can
mama via
Oh
Dude come on man have sex
Yeah, that's the cat.
You're going upstate, buddy.
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In fact, there is a whole line of people camping out in front of waiting to get
their hands on it.
Maybe I can sit you on the side if you do me a favor come close just so they can't hear
No, sir
Your time will come you son of a bitch
Thanks for shopping at B mark
Fuck you, dude
Meow
Hmm
Hmm champ, yes, yeah, strawberry patches
Goodbye
This one's good
I
Really anything going on up here
Do it! Why is this happened? Help!
Damn it. All of my cats are gay? Your cats are gay.
So, I'm just saying.
Here.
Muck.
Whatcha got?
Mmm!
Who is the uh, the cap that won just now?
Muck? No, Muck Laws.
Jesus Louise!
All right, well, there's a log of recent events is there
Who's this one, was it?
Pretty sure.
He said if only.
Normally when a chatter begins in combat with if only, it means they're being sarcastic.
Okay.
Usually a wee bit of sarcasm there, bud.
Yeah, save some money, I think.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Does it- doesn't Ranger have minus con?
Does it- doesn't Ranger have minus con?
Hmm.
I gotta get rid of it. The con's too low.
Broken rib!
Concussion!
This thing's gotten the shit kicked out of it.
Every cat is gay every every cat is gay dude every single one
Stinky
I'm
Manageable he's not dead. Oh, I said that
Well
No
If you send take enough cats you can actually see which ones are gay and bi okay I don't
want any helpers for us because by the way maybe if I asked um oh no I kept I kept the
Snuffers.
What would you even did?
It's gonna give you
Wrong one
In go
Let's get rid of you
Oh
You gotta go
Goodbye
Okay.
Oldch.
I've done that again, a new invention appears. This one will seriously change the world and make me a billionaire.
Now listen up. You know what time it is? Time to get a new watch.
Here, take mine. I call it the stopwatch. It's a little timer I'm
committed to keep you on task. If you five seconds to do something and if you
don't, it just takes over your brain. I think it'll be very helpful. Give it a
try.
Take it to the caves.
Crash. Just stupid little legs. Fuck you.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
I think the cat we had with the strength mutation got too old.
like how do you expect me to take a cat like this out it will die in two hits
hmm maybe we start with high stats and then worry about mutations like right now I've
been making a sacrifice so I like this cat's fine actually he's just injured
so does this one well I show like this
Okay
I'm gonna give you two
22
all right it's fall
this one ought to get you out of your daily doldrums it's called the legend
ooh get a go
at the end of each round spit in an animal
Octua.
For Anisex or something, you're welcome.
So who's the Kaguya? This one?
You know trample
Maybe we should give it a tank
I got to find out if my cats are gay.
You gay?
Son?
Hello, my dead gay cat.
Oh
Oh
Soul reap
You
We're just gonna make money and so I can make my house better it is mediocre, right?
Okay, you see, I'm not some kind of monster, now I'm not some kind of freak, and you see, I'm one of a kind, and I guess you're just like me, so send me to the big house.
I need food.
I got some of these catskills.
Or just this one can't get over.
Fuck you!
Aw, his hair grade.
Her hair grades.
I wish I could take you on, truly, but...
Or maybe we may wait one more week to take this one out.
Low luck, though.
Where's the other old one?
Is it him? Is there a way to tell...
which one's old like I know normally visually it's easy but this one is just
so fucked up I don't remember what it looks like next stage
oh
oh so one
excuse me
What was the one up here?
Yeah.
El normal Kato.
I like this build.
I'm gonna wait one more day.
Oops.
One more day.
That's good.
Oh God, what'd you get?
Man.
Bonky.
Hmm.
Not quite what I'm looking for.
Not quite what I'm looking for.
Okay, we got to go out now.
Double range?
So I think we make this guy an incremental though, because I don't want to take him on with
8 HP.
What's your aim?
Eh, it's okay.
What's your hand?
Eh, it's okay.
You have not seen combat yet, but what would you do?
Keep a Reno?
Is the save fucked big M?
Um...
Kinda, yeah.
Not like loot, it's not like, I haven't lost yet, but man, we did some serious neglect for several, for several, for many game turns.
Um...
Can't I can't take her?
Those aren't punch guys.
Well, let me...
Then we got this guy. He's pretty stinky.
We can take this guy out with stinky and then do the uh, question just go.
I can't believe you're not all that damn.
We have to go to the motherfucking cave, but that's a damage though, but he only has eight HP wait
Hold on.
This could be doable because we're gonna have the taunt trinket on him, the quest item.
So we don't have to worry about him getting fucking merged, right, fellows?
Roy?
Fear fighter, congratulations, you've been enlisted.
Wasn't this 4 Convo?
No, it was not.
I'm an idiot.
Omega lol.
Oh, Megalol.
Um...
Let's do thief.
Maybe.
Very high end con charisma and con doing one less on the melee attack, but that's okay because
we we can spell max dude.
Yeah, sure.
What spell did you get?
Those more damage less health and then a target has based on their health percent.
attack removes debuffs from allies we got pin cushion mountain form burn three
fire punch punch face basic attacks are critical if they hit the front of a
unit 33% chance to block any new projectile 100% chance to block alley
Projectile if you block a projectile gain plus one bonus deck. I wish I had a
He's got bear trap. That's okay, and I wish I had come with a necromancer, but this is okay
Okay, stop watch you I
I wonder if this is every cat we have five seconds to make decisions in battle otherwise
canceled action normally.
You miss Devon chat?
I've been had to leave basically fucking hate you.
I got you.
This guy's gonna be a killer, actually.
Shut up.
Now, I will give you some additional.
Okay, so bonus about this is it's not one of the bullshit quest items where your cat just
fucking dies.
When he goes down.
Well, it could be that when he falls over they just continue beating his corpse until he's
dead, which would be extremely unfortunate, but what can you fucking do, mate?
Do we want to give some luck?
It's kind of weird to imagine that all of these are humans making these noises.
Yeah, it's not like, yeah, it's the fucking smiling guy, Cath.
You know what I mean?
Smiling man.
The old smile man.
So, do we take this?
You know, I'm...
I'll leave the bloody coin for another opportunity.
Scary baby.
Erie, baby.
Yeah, we don't really have many items.
And whose fault is that, you stupid fuck?
I think we're good, I think we're good.
I was scared to watch in case there'd be spoilers, but he's just been showing what
not to do as long as the entire time.
Me when I'm at the party, they don't know that I'm a Mugenics master.
a shout. Oh fuck. I was sitting there contemplating my burn just now. It was epic. I can't reach
you I'm so fucking sorry you five seconds
Oh yeah, he's got spit.
That's awesome.
Oh, move the fucking coin.
Ah, what do we got here?
There was a rock at your head.
Ew.
We ain't gonna make it, Chief.
Rock'em.
Which cat is Psychic Pebbles?
Ah, this one right here, Abe.
I know it doesn't seem like that because the name and the appearance does not look
anything like that, whatever that is, but trust me, bro.
Wait, this seems really good.
Well, you install Bongo Cat on Steam and join my lobby.
What is that?
Okay, his head looks fucked up.
Brazilian and pause and clearly spam, so please be good me okay you do it's rock
Rock time, bitch.
Damn.
Wait, no, you're supposed to hit him, he's got the trinket on.
It's fucking lying.
Rock!
Dude, it is him.
It is here.
You never equipped the Trigget, are you okay?
Dude, don't say that.
That's not fucking cool.
It's right here.
It's happening.
The timer is happening.
It's happening.
What's happening? You're fucking liar, bitch.
Dude, dude, dude, this is fucking slow, dude.
Stun him, boss!
Alright, not good.
I spent stop fucking me out
Jesus.
You're not dead.
Well.
Do-do-do-do.
Wait, you're not dead? Am I done?
me thinks yes do not flage now you cannot flee bitch
I have the units next spell is free.
We just did a strap healing spell, I think.
Which that is.
guys it's about to get sick nasty nutso mode I like I like the tank's ability so
I don't like that.
Oh, you do.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Now, we'll put it on you.
Wait.
We'll just put it on you.
Forever, probably.
Is it a reading the stopwatch trinket?
Which part do you think I need to read?
How do you carry out here?
Ooh, drugs!
And money.
The one where it doesn't say taunts.
What was I thinking of? Oh, the- the fucking gui- gui- Tina head.
Oops.
Oh
Apology why would I apologize? I was literally having a dialogue with myself when this neck beer emerged from the bushes to correct me
You're I get on six for something
Hmm
I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry. I was wrong
I'm sorry that was offensive to you
I want to kill the bird he's gonna run there
Of course the the fucking bird starts in the bushes
By the way, I'm gonna miss watch
All right, man
Do not care.
This bird is gone, dude.
They're so squeaky annoying, dude.
Just had to win the 50-50-50.
What up?
I stir.
And the tall grass again, eh?
Fuck you.
Yeah, spit on them.
Teach them a fucking lesson.
Hmm, I think I'll walk literally directly forward.
So just push me away says who does not matter I like his screams of pain they're
very human
easy
how come she said mario
oops
died
they're all voices by humans
king loggman makes for seven
What I voice a cat in this. Yeah, yeah, I do
Yeah, I was in the booth with Chris Chan
Thanks blast
Sir stands on the way. Oh, yeah, it seems we're very active because standards by one whoa
Yeah, this could be good, but also bad.
At Moon Moon, bad joke streamer.
Oh, okay.
Then how come this guy typed Omega laughing and then another guy and then like several
other guys. Oh, they were paid to do it. Okay. Got it. Also, it wasn't a joke. Hope this helps.
Ummm, great.
Thanks for hooking me up with $100 to chat in here, Moon Moon, you're the best.
Can you imagine doing that for reals, though?
There are people who do do that.
the money giveaways for typing in chat.
Hey, do what you gotta do, brother, brother man.
Do what you gotta do, brother man.
Zanestorm owns these maggots by the way.
Um, okay, that is...
Let's pick the money up, I was thinking.
We should have swiped, I can't remember I got this shit.
Okay then, can I heal myself?
Haha, no!
Ummm...
You fucking fool.
Ass blast.
Oh, he'll die there.
Waiter in the hole.
Totally on purpose as well.
was my plan the entire time you see why did we move up
There should be a big healing dude
Big healing shock calling orient shrimps
On the Sean Collins gives me Sean Collins from Frasier
Why didn't that work?
No?
Yeah, I just, I just made him up.
He's not a real person, actually.
Oops.
Literally doesn't exist.
Smelly loser, man.
Thanks for something.
Who?
I
Collecting the Jason pick up a game plus one bono attack
This is okay
Forest Giga?
Ooh, and then we can spawn another Bear Trap, dude.
Good idea.
We're gonna trap the fuck out of them, dude.
Go, go, go!
this will make him too stupid but he doesn't really use man
They'll start with 4 mana, which means he can debuff- punish his debuffs twice.
Minus 2?
This guy can't breathe.
He forgot how to do that.
Intas and mana?
Um, yeah, I know it's not.
hello well part of what I said insinuated that I did not know that I even
said he could debuff himself twice which implies that I know about this stat
right here the charisma stat that affects max man and starting man it after
giving myself minus two men
I kind of wish my cleric went before him, but we can't move too far, fellas.
That meat gives strength, it should have hovered over it one time.
Oh, man. Nice aim, dude. Nice aim.
Bored on him.
Rock on him.
Oh
I want my money
Oh no
You're dead w
You
This guy ain't got no shmoovement dude.
Ain't got no bloody shmoovement.
Nice shot dude.
You've been trapped, fool.
How do I...at moon, how do I talk to the gough baddie at the gym, big M master?
Help that chatter out.
We didn't have pen tush.
negative event oh yeah no I figured it was the end but what did we get
One of those kinds that we get moved.
Basic attack spawns a bear trap if you shoot an empty tile.
Whenever one of your traps triggers a game plus two.
That's pretty good too.
What do you think?
Take aim or traps?
Yogur Monkey, that's for 7.
Traps.
Your dex is one damage, so one is better.
One's harder to maintain though.
This could be clutch.
What if we get the shark fight, guys?
Wait, we're not going to the sewers.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Oh, the traps.
I don't know if that was the correct choice. It probably wasn't.
This guy's stupid.
Fuck you.
I'm so hungry now
Yeah, boys and big guy
Tell me I can see the trap. Thank you and dare you to step over here you won't
I'm here now
There's a rock
Go finish him off cleric Chan
Oh
We're gonna knock some yeah, and everybody's walking to it. He's gonna blow himself up. No
There's a fucking psycho!
My enemy takes damage from my inability, drops my pick up, magic damage.
traditional heal champ? we have to go to the caves
I don't like the sewers
but didn't I say we weren't going here? am I an idiot?
stop booping on me stop it
Oh
Don't hit him now he's a good boy with one HP
Kill. Fuck you.
This guy's fucking invincible, mate.
Had enough to do that.
We're gonna get across the water mates.
Stop.
I'm fighting ghosts right now.
Why did I walk there?
I'm stuck here, buddy.
Oh
Yep another day another miscalculation
There was no bird as well
Bullshit
She's a Mario dude.
Oh no, so that guy just got flushed.
He just got flushed because he's a poop and at the end of the turn he moved him
into the end of the thing 25% chance to ride with one HP at the end of each round
Stop making this guy do stuff he can't think.
Otaviano!
Buga!
I drub!
Bu-I-Bugu!
Buga-Kumok!
Uh, Dermuga.
Fugago!
Duh!
A good Duh.
I think it's beautiful.
that's the mutated
plus you look not bad
not bad not bad
why did he move?
oh, cause that one guy is stinky
he's stinky
Hmm
I'm ready for the beating sir reporting for beating
They're all gonna shoot this guy though
Right.
Stuns you.
Stuns you.
Hmm.
Oops.
Oopsie.
Kill him, fool!
Hmm.
The sank ability is pretty sweet.
No crit?
You might be fired, dude.
Octua spit on that thing
You load dude who doesn't man me personally I'm big proponent of the Haley Welch show
Big fan.
Who?
Guys, you don't know the Haktua girl's full legal name.
Kind of fucking weird.
I bet you don't know that.
What do you think fellas I'm leaning speed right now because yeah he has auto-cryph in
the front so strike isn't as good.
Bailey Belch burpa nice taps you up was good and plus one brace when you kill an enemy okay
don't mind if I freaking do he said not equipping the atom because it can afford you right now
before stupid guy again I'm thinking dirt plus two con eating that poop really
made just wrong here but 5 HP when you damage poop at the start of your turn
We never put the automatically move forward it
This guy's had a rough
He's becoming a monster they're coming
it
want to kill the bird
The rock! Oh, gosh. Of course we fear the burn as well, not the boss, but dude, it's
just whatever, man. Why are you even complaining?
I think we're sitting at the boss dude, I think the mark's gone, yeah.
It's all happening because I didn't take my turn fast because I'm an idiot.
That thing was poop?
I thought it was more like sewage.
I mean, I guess Sue would just poop, huh?
Damn, he one shot that guy.
I mean, it's sort of the fighter, almost.
Ba-do-do-boo.
Boo-boo-boo-doo-doo.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
hard mode give me that shark fight dude I want to rematch
and the perk
we got the fucking item we didn't buy
ow
they don't know I do double damage from the front
Brins evily
What about
Can he go hello are you not the fastest man alive?
Dodge
Dude, you ate the poop. Very good, man. Very good, very good.
Idiot.
Take cover.
all that traps gonna come in so clutch real soon fellas just you wait it's gonna be so
So good.
Mmm.
It's got to be even-ooh!
Uh, sure.
Whatever.
I dare you to move in any direction.
Heal. Heal. Heal. Finish him. He was born for the sewers, dude.
Every event has been him by the way.
Mo Poop.
That's the only word he knows by the way.
what did that do?
Bulliel?
Oh, where's the cornucopia, huh?
What the fuck are these things?
I need you to die though, you're so sad, I don't want to move, we can't move, what
farting on me
The back-to-back s to s
Asc to Asc, gosh, now you're dead, sorry buddy, see ya.
You can eat that poop man.
You get that 14 poison debuff, buddy.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Looking a little sickly, buddy.
They don't know I do full damage from the front.
This guy just can't fucking help himself.
Oh no.
Wait, he would die in the poison, we don't have to do that.
Nooooo!
Idiot.
I
Know
This guy came fucking move
I
Was Mac cause they go to your move
Interesting
Potentially good
Let's grab this
Bash it down, buddy.
Chucky or inside begrudgingly pulls on the breastwires hoping to make back enough points
by a new door.
Rare shot.
I've never seen this.
When this weapon kills a unit it gains plus 2 uses.
The freezing baby is good to you, but I...
It's whatever, dawg. It's whatever.
Whose baby is that?
Me?
I'm the baby.
Meow!
Spawn a poop at the start of each battle.
Anyone else got this, bro?
Wait, hold on.
No.
What were you holding before, buddy?
Whatever.
Why is there so much poo in this game?
Well poop love, verse 73.
Those are disgusting, truly.
Um...
For true, brother.
Lay the traps.
Noob.
How are we going to kill him?
You made the wrong choice brother.
Quickly maneuver.
slowly
My trap go away? Hello?
Hehehehe.
Stop!
He's just a boy.
He's going again!
Blood went four times!
That's okay.
Okay, it's getting less okay the more he decides to walk over it.
Oh
I
Wanted to use open movies
It seems like it may not be in the cards capture his soul
Are your cats gonna be okay?
No
Your movement ability your movement actually becomes a dash attack
This ability becomes repositioned.
So we already had the thing that's making us not regenerate mana, so...
Jump 20 times, I'll pull on them, he's toward the uni lane.
We probably want something like that.
Slash seems sick.
My plan is, I mean is high movement and a jump, so...
Maybe we get on the back line and turn one.
And then we dump the man that we would use.
And then begin charging up our laser forward this if we do it.
Mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere.
You okay buddy? Got a broken paw?
You little baby.
Starts starts the fucking round with poison three
There's a bird
I'm confused
Squishes you
Please yeah, thank you
God
No
Okay, so you just saw me place out there, huh your wizard
Oh yeah, he's stinky.
I need the bird.
Please. Please.
That's the knockback club we like that one.
perish. Okay. Whoa, what do I have to do so much?
Anything plus one bonus move.
Ooh.
Revive a body to 100% and give it all stats up
then you fall asleep.
Sure.
Little slugger.
Go on one, two extra breakups at the start of each battle.
I'll have to play through a breakup
to get a move next time I need to turn.
That's pretty nice.
Oh, I see.
I'm here.
Here's something whispering from the darkness.
Should the party keep on going forward?
Yeah.
Xavim saw the whispering, turns into chanting, coming from me this week, everyone's like
fear.
Are you a pussy?
Are you a pussy?
Haha.
Oh, it's fair.
Honestly, he was...
a bitch anyway.
You know what I mean?
Oh, it's these things.
I hate these things.
Try and run.
Doesn't that rock look like a little suspicious with the uh, well counter spell once per turn it's up
I we do not care
we do not care okay I care that's kind of annoying I've never fought this
we do not care we do not care we do not care
Talk to a spat on that thing.
I have a disability.
What?
Is that how you talk to people?
Yes, I do.
I do
This area
Guys that was out here the rock
The rock says
The rock says
Know your role and shut your mouth job, we're only I
Can't kill this guy. Okay. I kill this guy though
What?
How do you do that right next to me?
Where's the last guy?
Over here.
Oh, no.
Hi, Bobcab!
How's my Shungite collection these days?
I almost bought another Shungite.
on bear traps on each adjacent town.
I'm a crystal girl.
No, I like rocks.
I think that's a normal like.
Any phones?
What's my favorite rock I don't really have a favorite I got this weird crystal deposit
You want to see it?
I'm not a crystal girl. I don't believe they have healing properties.
I think they're just rocks.
I don't know if it's gonna pick up well. I might.
very expensive Walmart's. I for I honestly forget what this is. This won't be easier.
This is red jasper.
That one's my favorite, I think.
It's my crafting level?
One.
Basically, the attack inflicts mana each one.
9 to black magic, dude.
Sweats.
There we have one of these.
Poop 2.
big slime he's fucking scared are you fucking scared hey get your ass back here
I
Close one close one close
It would appear you've fallen directly into my trap
It's freaking owning time.
What have you done that is not what I wanted to do.
Fuck you!
Wishes you with a rock.
Okay, they're all gonna go for him.
He got the town.
Harvest their soul!
Oh
No
This guy's kind of hard to hit
Even he even has a little dodge sheds
Kind of crazy oh we should have farmed up the
Soul dagger
What do you think is going on here?
predictable. Why would they go from the front? I don't understand.
To me, it's a little rather interesting to understand why the fuck is there a Roblox tab
on the top of Twitch page?
Um, inflix more burn the more strength you have.
Oh, money, yeah, money.
They're paying for it.
Move all of your debuffs, gain all stats up to the false lead.
Do we make him invulnerable?
That is a good idea.
I'm sorry we didn't get to fight those sharks.
What up?
Harvest your soul.
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
Wait, what?
Banny pack.
Oh, is that the thing that gives them the extra move eventually?
This moves so good, what the hell?
Hey, guy.
I'm going to beat your ass.
Okay, this is what we're doing now.
You are on fire.
Not anymore though.
I'm sorry I can't pull my allies, it makes sense though.
Can you stop fucking teleporting please?
Ummm...
Eww...
Eww...
kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
their teleport point save you now fool how much HP do you have? nine.
I'm gonna stun them and then kill them with a knife
I don't know even know why I'm coming over here.
Oh, that's why.
Okay.
Oh.
I didn't even realize I had revealed that person.
It would appear you're falling directly into my trap pool.
I wonder if we can trigger this guy's traps to increase his damage.
Oh.
Wowza.
It works.
I feel other units in an area range.
Increase the skull's damage by 3 that end of each turn, give it all a set up, deals even
more damage to the less healthy it target even has.
Trump card.
Rook.
The number of tiles in a straight line.
Do do do do do do do do do.
Okay.
A stray cat joins the party.
Plopper has started following your party.
Is it like one of the ones from the drunkyard?
Or like the first area
Wait, this is just like I have a fifth party member. What the hell?
I got a fifth party member boy
We probably shouldn't endanger
Who are we slapping, nobun?
Hmm.
I remember that's my cat and not a spider.
All right, where you going right here?
We should have done it right here, smile.
Wait a minute.
She gets hit no matter what.
It's not beating my ass.
I think you're dead.
Kind of weird that we have five party members.
Set a trap on any tile that damages and immobilizes units.
Castable once per turn, this book costs zero mana.
Spawn bear traps on each tile exactly two tiles away.
What's the five second countdown that's showing up?
I'm doing a side quest where I have five seconds to do an action before the computer
does it for me. Each tile exactly two tiles away. Let's do that.
Uh, do some Durf-Durfoo.
This guy can't stop winning, and he doesn't even speak English in the game.
Three Bleed Thorns, your basic attack inflicts plus one Bleed and spawns Glass.
We'd have to remove the skull clamp which is part of his character
So did we complete the quest by the way tickets the caves I guess maybe we'll see after
I
I
I
Oh
Kitty
All right, don't die, buddy
Yeah, you're not safe man, you are not safe man.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh, what the fuck?
one more turn
One million fucking traps.
I want to use open wounds but we're not gonna do it now because we're
What's a slam this bitch Gigo style?
Trapped outers?
Trapped outers?
you're trapping I stay trapped hey we got the D8 D6 whatever basic attack
completes turn five whenever one of these trap triggers again plus two a bonus
attack there's can I learn a theory okay do we throbbing domain
wait we do throbbing domain we sacrifice that stupid bitch cat we've
just got how do I make sure it's him
You dumb.
It's freaking Throbbo Mode time.
I don't think so.
This guy did 100 damage in one in two attacks, sir.
Worth it.
I got so many fucking items, dude.
It's not a thing.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Double reroll items?
Oh, I kept the charges.
My plus one retry item, dude.
Uh.
Like the bird seed item.
Dude, these guys don't shut the hell up.
20 bottles? Yeah, I know. They're expensive.
You look frazzled. What happened? Oh, yeah, the stopwatch thing. Well, I guess I
you tested it out, though. Well, you were gonna discover that if you just hold it
upside down and click it, it actually causes a time stutter. That's science
talk for an extra turn. It still has its issues, but never look at gift
Torth and Horth in the mouth, right?
You already target unit takes an AI-controlled bonus turn.
You know what I mean?
We've suffered this red for far too long
Right now right on like charisma is fine. I'm a
Like this is fine.
Oh, it's Plopper, dude.
He's so swag, so smug.
Hmm
Made it home just to get thrown into the sewer feels fucking bad man
All right, man, what's your fucking deal Reno right now
I
Could put this anywhere
Kind of running out of space
There's three hundred and twenty four dollar renails, what the hell
So, high health does what again? Doesn't low health cause more mutations?
It cures diseases.
Mmm.
I feel like we probably could have bought something else with that money.
after i crack down hard on a big tub of french onion dip what delicious
sure
I love French onion dip
Guys don't fight
Mr. Mustache minus one charisma defect
I mean we got we got to get rid of them dude
They're a tank. Tell me if my cats are gay, please!
Speaking of the devil, I was just thinking about you. See, I was doing some research,
you know, on ugly people. And I discovered this thing called inbreeding, and it's totally
nasty. It's like when you kiss your brother and get goosebumps. It's like that, but
the goosebumps are huge and throbbing, your brother has no pants. Wait, no, I'm
telling us wrong. What I'm saying is that there's a new smiley-facing mode on your
cat's info screen. If you'd swipe left on that emote your cat is probably in
bread. Inbred cats are not only super fugs but their bodies can get all
wonky. Not good. Anyway, so that's a thing to check now I guess. Keep sending
those kittens.
Why is it upside down?
I know I have some inbred cats here.
It's next to their age? Slightly inbred.
Not inbred. Highly inbred. It seems bread. He did okay. Look, he's got cool mutations.
I'd say half of my cats are in blue.
This winter not okay.
Oh!
Get up there.
You're welcome.
Or brace it to you until the next time you move.
That's pretty good.
I don't like- I'd like to see at least five con and five move, and then like five, you
either strength decks or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Goodbye.
Deletes you.
Oh!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Syringe legs!
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, health idol.
Why does this guy have syringe for feet?
You basically attack inflicts a random diva.
Word?
Like, this is a cat we probably keep.
The bravest kitty cat I've ever known!
This guy who just got cured is probably gonna get old soon, so...
Oh, I thought I only healed diseases. Not injuries.
I accidentally skipped like one line of dialogue in the tutorial about
Way back
I don't think so also you look like a dog
Show brett's family tree oh
Oh
When he give birth to little tostada remember little tostada the primordial dwarf he died a terrible death
It was awful actually
That's the parent.
Is this where it started up here?
I'm reading it backwards.
Wait, Lil Toastado was his dad.
The primordial dwarf with the plus 12 luck, minus 2 all stats was this thing's dad.
Sorry, I got confused because when we clicked on, uh, here, it was like this.
Why is it upside down?
Weird.
Goodbye.
Isidore is good, I know that.
Kouru is good, I know that.
No, Syringe Man!
So if they're old, then I have sex, right?
Bad bad kid.
Bad bad kid.
Nice.
Nice.
They can just can't defend.
I think we got rid of that cat.
I really wanted this arm mutation.
Goodbye.
Oh dang it, I know I look so strong with these monster muscles, but with all my smashed up
bones and cuts it hurts to move them boxes around.
I'm thinking I need more of those me hours.
They can help me move stuff faster.
Yeah, I bet if I had a whole army of those guys that could save my Nona so fast, buyers
would have.
Huh?
No, Nona.
No, Nona.
We don't play with fire anymore.
Go back to sleep.
Haha, my nana is so silly.
Haha, 90s cabinets.
Oh, we can only rest one more day.
Yippee! Yippee!
There is a lot of...
a lot of cats up there.
You're not bad.
Get in the box.
Alright, let's look at some of these kittens.
Slightly inbred. Nice.
Minus two speed defect. See you in the lab buddy.
Next rewardie gaydar.
I can't take it.
That should be one pretty high strength.
Are you hungry dude?
Too fucking bad!
Good Quizno!
Do you remember Quizno's?
It was a place with that commercial with the rats.
Okay.
Hmm. I was sure I could tell if they were inbred on this screen. I would
mistreat them. Slightly. But then reason.
His chatter said why.
Oh.
Oh, chatter.
So fucking pathetic.
I want a wizard this time.
Probably got a most recent spell on allied cast.
Maybe we don't do one.
Let's play it safe.
Let's play it safe.
Am I a pussy?
We're saying that?
True to flea? Not bad. Unused basic attacks for future terms? Not bad.
Stick classic. We take damage from an ally and basic attack in the direction you are facing.
Damage you take from allies is reduced to one.
Wowze. Rock stance classic. Toss classic.
Dash attack with range damage equal to the HP you healed last turn.
Start of the battle inflict weakness three on all enemies. That's really good.
Um, our healing's not very good.
Break me out.
We will give you the d6.
We will give you...
Jester kill.
We will give you plus one constitution.
And then we will give you Cinder Block.
How much did you have? Three?
Hmm.
We will give you Skull Clamp.
Just like the tank before you.
Let's take... scary baby.
Can you spend mana just in case I get that amount of mana?
Hmm.
I have to keep him above.
Six.
Shall we take the Soulclaw?
It's a movement six.
We're kind of slow, buddy.
Do a quest pussy?
That's why I am where I am right now, you know that right?
Always hard route plus doing multiple quests at the same run.
My cat's literally executed.
We might actually be able to do it with this well, I'm locked in now so
we got any necklaces yes sorry that's not that close that's glasses
Where's your stuff that we rocked this
this honestly. It'll be good to have a tall grass for this fellow. This creature. And then
And then we got this.
I don't think we need anything else though.
And by need I mean I don't really think we have anything else we can use though.
We can use the stopwatch.
Put scene on Clark for Heelgrass.
What's his movement speed?
It's only four.
There's a reason...
I need this character to be able to re-roll.
I think it'll be fun.
Ay-ya-ya-yi!
Primal drip and silver flaky for seven?
That's how fucked up it is.
We have the weakness aura, which is nice.
This guy has 14 fucking armor, dude.
That thing has 30 HP.
Get him, Fleach Hand!
YOUCH!
Yep, can't even stand in that, bitch.
Hmm, we should give this someone else a Ferrari-ed stick.
My flea!
Play shot!
Play shot working you go
No!
Oops.
Come on.
Every fight is a hard fight, huh?
What?
Link shot!
This stupid fucking please man, they're blocking me!
My coins!
Sorry, I'm late to stream, I was in a brunch date with a big movie goth woman.
Uh, no you weren't.
No you weren't.
You're a brunch, huh?
It's six in the evening, Fred.
What are you doing at brunch?
Where do you live?
You were the big booby goth woman blush emoji.
I fucking hate emojis dude.
I gotta pee and get some coffee.
Is that chill boys?
That chill?
Okie dokie!
Yeah whatever.
Alright man.
At least we'll be a little happy about it.
Before I forget...
What do you mean it's 6pm?
It's 10pm.
I mean it's 6PM!
My hair's looking kinda good today.
What's today, Monday?
Yeah.
Happy Monday, everybody.
I'll be right back.
He's not dead?
Fucking who's not dead?
Nah.
Vegeta killed himself.
For nothing.
Wait.
Vegeta sacrificed himself.
For nothing?
Yes.
He's coming.
Help! I'm on tab!
Alright, we're good.
It's time to stop!
I can't even do basic shit chat room QZNZ thanks for subbing. I'm fucking out dude. I'm gonna go eat some cocoa puffs
Fucking jerk off like the saddest angriest man that has ever lived and then go to bed. Goodbye. See you in the morning 10 a.m. Goodbye
Goodbye
Lady masako plans to kill me. I can see it in her eyes. Let's have sex. I won't let her hurt you
You're nothing
You bastard!
No!
Come back!
Kobe?
Kobe?
Koby, George, Shaq. Yeah, that didn't make any sense. Why would it be Shaq?
I'm too... he's secretly the free throw master, dude. Get on my face.
You'll never say dude and boy, and you say them a lot.
Can you insert doodette and girl into your vernacular please?
Yeah man, I'll try dude.
Oh, we got a good question in chat.
I'm the win all day for those things.
I don't know why you're banning people for asking why you hate Kefrey.
He's not doing it for your views or money.
He's genuinely a nice person and keeps it real.
Watch his airport Q&A.
More info, please play with him.
Hmm, what's the nicest way to put this?
I ban people who I think are really fucking stupid and like asking that question is just
like a red flag in my brain.
When I look over at my other monitor I want to see enlightened individuals, okay, not
mongoloids, so that's why I'm banning, okay?
Thank you, but also go fuck yourself.
Let me tell you guys the XQC story, I had a couple of viewers my first start streaming.
He had barely had above 10 viewers or whatever.
I hopped into my sub-discord and I had a couple of viewers I still remember their
names who kept asking him what team you on though what team you on though until he
finally snapped and spurred out my sub-discords so I had to ban him and
then I had to ban him in my twitch chat too apparently which I can only assume
is to like enforce some form of consistency but he's unbanned but not
Discord that's my safe space
Dude he's spurred out
Wait for him to come to you all right listen dude. I gotta stand up. I gotta stand up you guys got me dude
You got me you fucking got me bro
Why don't you just do X bro sidestep?
Let me put that you fucking got me, bro
I'll be right back because if I don't stand up right now
I am going to lose my shit. I'm going to lose it
I'm going to yell so much at the next person who asked me with some stupid shit
And I can't I cannot do that because I have such a nice job. This is such an awesome job
I get to play this game, which is maybe not even good and I have to sit here
And I have to fucking
I-
Which death?
On somebody?
I wanna die!
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
I
Made me stop
I'll give you editor if you give me this they're actually just posting porn am I gonna get you don't give me a give me
Or just put it in sub mode your damn self slash subscribers
Figure I'm serious put it in sub mode
They're staff in your chat, bruh.
Bigger.
I'M TRYING!
They're coming for you, bro!
They're my people!
Okay, I had it, I- is- is- is your soda poppin' or soda poppin'?
Are you stupid?
Just stop!
Do you think Skeeter from Doug got his in because he busted fat wads?
I don't think Skeeter meant wads.
Oh my god!
I'm such a fucking asshole, dude.
Stop distracting me with your sexy fan fix
What is ding ding ding ding ding reload channel emotes
It's everything I ever wanted.
Should talk to Destiny sometime it would be hilarious.
We have like...
I don't know what we would talk about dude.
Destiny was actually the first, like, his old YouTube videos, the Starcraft 2 ones, are probably the earliest exposure to streamers that I had before, you know.
I
Wait no
Did you move?
I trapped her dude.
Oh shit.
I can't breathe.
of mine? Classic. And then we never let her down.
I got a snake skin hat.
Okay.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
kill this fool.
he gonna slide bruh, he gonna slide man, slide on him.
Oh, you can get stick too stick to
uh stick to
we're all nice and lined up these guys are cheating they're waiting in the same
spot dude and I really don't want to go up there but I feel like I probably
should who goes next this big guy
Hey fuck it dudes!
Oh!
Harvests his soul.
You killed my snake you fucking bastard
But why did you do that we should have stood here. It's okay
Reloading
Collect the Dosh.
Can I do this?
Nope.
Blast his ass.
He may have either some...
Big rock.
You got minus, you can never cast that.
You can't swap one time.
play. What day? These are up in an extra time each turn. Yes. I think so. That's double
stick baby? Why this guy man? I fucking hate this guy. He's such a fucking bear.
do
do
The whole zag cancer
Yeah, don't walk to that fucking tile
Oh
All right, get him, ass.
Nice one, dude.
to beat your ass.
Um, bro, you're trapped?
Oh
You can't move
Okay
What's up, I'm fucking here now bitch
Well you got a choice here gamble almost every tile in that corner is trapped
yeah yeah you got his ass dude your ownings
crap
Well, what do we got here?
William!
Yep.
He's just so astronomically lucky dude, it's crazy.
There's a trap there.
There's probably a trap over here too.
There's a trap everywhere.
All right, Flea-chan, this is your moment to shine.
You missed.
Flea, too!
The astronomical A-S-T-R-O-N-O-M-I-C-A-L astronomical.
Bitch.
are you mad what happens if we go to the hard route whenever he flies already hard
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Nah.
Wait.
Mew-mew-mew-mew.
Mew-mew-mew-mew.
Stick em' boss.
Stick em boss.
But this one's not that bad.
folksy to death
this the weakness debuffs so good right now actually
Oh
Get him off
So hot right now
Stop debuffing him he's a good cat man.
Stop right!
Can he even move?
Me no no.
Wait, we got Giga applause for what?
Range spell that heals allies and damages enemies.
You or an adjacent unit gain a random positive effect.
That's the range I know dad it's ranging time
that. Hmm.
I don't know if it says you are pretty cool. Here, take this.
Damage you deal inflicts rot one.
I just, I fly at the end of its turn.
Damage from worms and bugs always crits against this.
Who could we possibly have minus six Charisma on?
I'll get a new one.
If anyone would be here.
He'll start with minus one men.
Tipi top of the extra is a little bit never been for melee doofus my character is three
speed though that compensates for him having a low speed I don't think we want this to
use this yet. They got some big mean lads. Stop. Haha, you're dead. Hmm.
You fucking suck.
You're moving sucks!
That's fine.
Adjust.
Hmm...
What's the...
Oh.
It is not an earweed.
I bet it becomes one though.
Who are we gonna shoot buddy?
of hell
Wait, why did he get to go twice? That's not fair
I
Gotta get you behind this wall dude
It's healing time.
I didn't have to do that.
Yeah, I wanted to get hit.
Mmm.
Rat style's pretty nice.
This isn't theory really good, because we have the, uh, this.
We don't really have, like, a gigaspamable attack, though.
I guess we could use our cleric and hit him with a stick.
Oh yeah, we have a re-roll.
whoops what's my wish
Hmm.
This is probably luck.
Whoa!
It's items!
USA Shield!
I only attack with leaves that deals damage equal to half of the target's current HP.
Usable once per battle.
Let's do Bracewell as weapon as usual.
Whoa.
Seems like I can use that once a turn.
We got another skull clamp, dude.
Give you the shield give you the cleaver
To healthy Jen, I don't want to spend my money. I'm like furniture
Get a re-roll meal now. I also get two mana me also the game plus two speed
Hmm.
This would get around the skull brace, but...
Oh, these are all so much worse than what we had, huh?
We will do this.
Troncially, isn't that bad?
Get your paw out of my belly, bud.
Bird detected.
Oh
Burr down what you know gentlemen
I'm taking
You're not trapped
Oh
Which arm
We should have done
hahahaha
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
I'm immobile!
Oh, he's petrified.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Let's get no mega debuffs.
I should have done this first.
Eh, didn't I?
I
Dang it where? Nope. Okay, it doesn't matter
Stop hitting me!
Teleports behind you.
Tossed what it worked.
I was trying to kill her with my soul knife, which I keep forgetting I have.
Actually, no.
I've been using it for a while.
enough
Where we dropping boys, this is wig
Zouken start battle with plus two back foot bad
Anyone missing a hat you
Bear Trap Mask.
So like Max's of the Eighth, wait, really?
What?
What?
what put that bitch on sewers or junkyard
box thanks for subbing happy Chinese of year amen happy president's day bro
sewers for quest can you only get there from the cave I think you get there
from either place I think we go up here because the instant kill shark I'm not
sure oh we have bear traps what is it worth
Remember, every fight we're doing is hard, which means every fight we have a chance to
fight the insta-kill shark, which is not based.
The range is crazy on this bitch.
Get him boss!
Hmm.
Get a plea.
Nice dodge, you idiot.
And now his style's gone.
Hey, maybe that always works.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm probably gonna do that better now we're good that's actually
I'm trying to drink that shit.
We did that in the wrong order.
Stop hitting him!
Retreats?
tweaking
You hit him snake
I said get him, Snake!
Excepts the monster energy TM.
This one took a bit.
It's okay.
Oh, I see why it's taking a bit.
Um, I like this one.
Look at this some neat stuff.
Surge of energy for the next battle.
Plus two kissy face.
What was that?
What'd that?
Huh?
can someone explain what's wrong with his save oh it's me I was I was what was wrong
I mean, technically, still am wrong with it.
What do you do again?
Fuck you.
Do we send him over there to go to Pound Town?
Go get him boss.
Idiot.
He only does 12 damage, dude.
Oh yeah, he reflects projectiles. I knew that.
Oh
Where are you fear what happened
I did not start a new save.
No, it's the same one.
No, no.
Get him, please.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
He was in fact not going to get any of them.
You've heard the drink, my juice.
dude shut up
oh he can't miss that
How's a guy right there?
What the hell?
Dick?
I got some weed bruh, boom.
chance. Wait. Um, guardians? I may have just gotten Opa Silly style. Booby.
Plus two range ranger? Oh, I think you mean plus three.
Not you.
Hey. It's time to fucking die.
What are you going to make a gay cat in parenthesis U?
I don't... I'm not gay.
You're gay.
Did I own them boys?
How about I stand all the way over here?
I fucking flee!
What is this range?
What the hell?
I'm freakin' traparino.
Hmm.
Friend or foe?
We shoulda tossed him over to her, actually.
whoops
Oh
Not enough man to do what I wanted to do
Dude what it's always slow. Oh, hell
Just like me.
He pooped on me.
What?
damn you fucking neododge that ship
This really isn't worth doing anymore.
I did not do anything right now.
He he he.
Oops.
Wrong order.
He's been solidly trapped.
Yeah, fuck you.
One million flea prison of hell.
Okay, that doesn't give soul knife charges when we kill a poop.
Oops.
Uh, we probably grab the ant here, I think.
Find a common item when this breaks.
Neat.
Shut up.
Stop talking.
Oh fuck, I got 70 HP with the armor.
Wait, you got 74. Oops.
I'm going to kill you.
Shut up, creature. I'll kill you.
Hmm.
Yeah, you got stunned. Yeah, you're in trouble.
nuke also we want her to take some hits wish I got the backflow I forgot
They're gonna freaking transform
Not like this
Oh, you think you're cool because you've got a second form?
You think you're Goku, bro?
Hey!
Oh my god don't hit him he's he's innocent
Get that money.
What's money?
No!
It's a wargillet!
Please do not announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
been a reoccurring issue. Oh shit, my bad.
We can cast this twice if we get 10 in.
Please do not announce to the server when you are going to master me
Bet you never guess what best beepis or Phoebus
It's Beepis.
Wait, you know Beepis?
You win!
I got PCP.
Awesome.
I love PCP.
I
Kind of want this guy to go on first
You however have one trillion HP
Nice catch buddy.
Kill.
Kill.
You're supposed to freaking catch that.
The range is pretty sick and nasty though.
I don't want to walk over the glass just to read them this bitch three wait no it
has to be a knock-a-bye I would not like to walk across the
the last one.
It's freakin' go time, buddy old pal.
He's immune, I forgot.
All according to Keikaku as well.
You guys know what I'm going to say next?
Please don't.
I'm going to say it.
Kikaku means playing in Japanese.
How dumb is he?
I'm not thinking that my range attack will do full damage, just that it will be reflected.
But, it actually, my range attack does 25% of the damage it would normally do, which it doesn't say that anymore, but you know, whatever, I'm an idiot.
You know what I mean?
me
dodger
beat him ass now
you fucking bastard
I would always be spent with y'all like fully
I just realized we could use a oh my god
We can use multiplier with energy
Yeah, Markiplier. Yeah, that's what I said.
Y'all see Iron Lung?
I wonder if this is permanent.
Pretty good movie.
Now, I watched Malania 10 times, though.
Are you into the old movie theater thing where you would just go into a different theater,
dude?
I kind of like this.
Oh, reroll.
Bail, bail, bail, bail, bail, bail.
But I'm about to get it when the unit dies to kill against Taga.
We're going to check the terms of anything that kills him to meat.
Hmm.
Witch hunt.
I kind of like this because it synergizes with Holy Weapon.
Which we rarely get to use.
Also, it puts us in close to being able to maybe charm some of those things.
Alright, now.
Aw.
That's why we don't have multiplayer on him.
Hmm.
Do we sacrifice plus two range for plus one damage each turn?
I don't think so.
I like the idea of being able to hit the whole map.
Urgh.
Ardala-do!
Pugapu.
Okay.
Whoa.
It's a human head.
What the flibby?
Reaches for melee?
Oh my god, I thought it said range.
My brain auto completed this, dude.
Oh no.
I'm so stupid.
All right, we're given the reach.
Oh, you.
Oops.
I kind of need armor on him. His con is distressingly low.
Reach will be good on her.
I wonder if that applies to like dash attacks and stuff too, or if it's just a melee basic attack.
Yeah
Yeah
Emergency sorry
sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
lever rant this guy there actually know this guy
Really
Hmm
Okay
Stop it
We walk here lose a chance to get to it. Oh, yeah, we got Gaker range. That's right
of
the
the
I
Clicked the wrong button
Hi, yeah, yeah
You're dying Billy
I don't think we 11 damage at this guy from the front
Leave him alone
Explodes?
No!
Holy Weapon!
Beats your fucking ass!
I
Yeah
where is the charm
start an arm and leg before you finish with the arm
what does that smell come from?
please no
you charmed him
I feel like using fully shots pretty good
So, I don't know if we'd be spending our mana on this.
So I think I would get this.
Make sandwiches, fires, and a cone with five, knockback.
You're really mad every time we're trying to use the energy drink?
I'm sorry, man.
We missed a couple of damage there.
Job.
App.
Can we jump over terrain?
1, 2, 3. We should be able to do it, right? If not, we can just jump out. Yippee! Don't
fucking move, bitch! Wait, I think they can jump over it too, though. Oh no. Errm.
Oh, damn!
Taking it down sexy stuff.
I don't like we...
I don't like we do that.
Teleports.
Omewamo, Shindeiru.
Charm them.
Oh
May wamo should they rule
It's gonna take them a while to get over there
But we don't move yet, but to say here
He's stuck oh, no
He's fucking them up. Thank you and now to repay you in kind bitch
Holy weapon
And it would appear you have fallen precisely into mine trap.
So they get to go through walls.
Got it.
probably no energy drink. It doesn't matter too much. We can heal twice.
Excuse me, squirm in my throat.
What's this, pussy?
Had butts the wall?
How are we gonna get them out of there, dude?
a huge punch that breaks your paw you minus one strike permanently
a mobile is an adjacent unit for as long as you remain adjacent wait now I
forget if the blue guy has a knockback I think he does
Do you think we roll you got two re-rolls we'll see
The fuck is total oh, that's a totem Tom
We'll do it again
Hmm, wait.
But he doesn't use a gun!
Watching your bitch ask me a first class flight to Weebland.
What you doing there, bro?
Hey, it's TomTom.
We found him.
Yippee!
Now he's just bare.
Nail, nail, nail, nail, nail, nail, nail, nail, nail.
Digs away when damaged, eh?
We'll just fucking see about that, be it?
Who goes first, you?
See, but I can stun him, which means he can't get away.
But also, that puts us in danger.
So I think I killed this guy.
Back to the wall.
Who you gonna call?
Alright let's move next to the bear.
Hey y'all!
All right, so according to chatter's last stream the undead are affected negatively with healing, right?
So we should do bonus damage with this, uh, this holy spot, right?
Don't you think, fella?
Can't really walk up.
Nope, just three damage, who would've thought?
Me?
I would have.
Don't hit Tom Tom!
or bear I mean take cover
flee of hell
stop it I will let him die
This is not a drill.
Nice.
How come they don't get the poop?
Am I bare to start me?
I'm starting to get pissed off.
I'm not moving.
I'll do this.
Here you go, buddy.
He heals on Tom.
He's gonna run.
Haha!
No, he won't.
I can't move!
Holy weapon.
Where's this game?
You ever play Apex Legends?
Kind of like that.
You don't regenerate, man.
I think he sucks.
Red drink.
I guess it's blood.
5 HP, usable once per bent.
I don't have any inventory space.
Bam, bam, bam here.
Oh, play cat.
He's like shy of Romy and puts it down and walks away.
He didn't want to crank one hour real quick, dude.
This fuckin' bitch right here, dude.
Oh, it's like 10%.
El Clasico, El Clasico.
reading. Oh, you're pissing me off, buddy. Approximately 20 more of those, and I'm gonna
I get unreasonably angry.
Oh, can we not toss her?
Fringe?
What just happened?
Why did that happen?
Oh, cause we...
Oh, fuck, he has the thing...
Where, when we hit him, he attacks in front of him.
Damn, we could be throwing this guy at this guy, dude.
Hey, we haven't really used that.
I don't like to use crutches like abilities, you know, I'm more of a basic attack guy
myself, so.
You know what I mean?
We're not debuffed.
We're not debuffed.
We're not debuffed.
Everyone's full HP, brother.
I'm not afraid of it.
It finally happened.
I got it somewhere in my throat.
What the flip?
That was pretty good.
Equal to twice the amount of HP we healed other units this time.
Infinite range spell that heals allies and damages enemies.
copy of the most recent spell in a live cast.
Um, yeah. I'm thinking we're casting copycat a lot, so...
I'll click blind 2 on adjacent unit.
We will do that.
Breaks when chill is depleted when it breaks, gain plus 1 and strengthen 3 health regen
for the rest of the battle.
Battle.
Sure.
Got the dodge chance?
We got a lot of good items right here.
And we're still not using human head.
Can I get rid of this?
Human head.
Holy guacamole, dude.
I actually don't have a chest piece for her I like this item a lot.
Swap positions with any unit. Wait, paradoxal?
Dealing bonus damage if it collides with the link.
I like how I like swap with any unit.
We might be able to take off the head brace as well now.
Which would make it so he's actually generating mana.
We also... we would be able to rock toss every turn if we take off head brace.
I kind of like being able to swap within the unit though wait I almost forgot which boss
we're about to fight.
Skull clamp.
We got a different hat.
We have another Skull Clamp.
I really don't have another hand.
What?
Blind?
Why Skull Clamp bad?
It's just because we don't regenerate mana on this character, so we're not really using his spells.
And it wasn't bad at the start when we didn't really have any spells we wanted to use
But now he's got so much constitution and we have some we have pretty good ways of healing him as well that
It does not
Really
Are the skull plans the same?
I know the meteors can be different even if they're the same name.
Oh yeah, they're the same, they're the same.
Chatter said bro, what?
Responsive like I asked that question. Why did you do that?
Set up for success also I want to see what this does with copycat
Fuck
I got a gun, yippee!
Oh, wait, we shouldn't have put that job on, yeah.
Oops.
Oops.
Classic not reading. I... I... don't know why I'm... put it on.
Can't control myself.
Who's most hurt?
I think we're going to get this guy.
Ah, he'll get back up.
And then he will get back up.
Right?
Let's test.
I'm pretty sure he does.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wasn't sure if we had a way to hold turns or something.
Get him, Tom.
I think that's your name.
Get him, Billy.
Rock Toss!
Blinds you!
It didn't work!
My flea's on my way DUDE!
Oh, he actually hits the corpse.
Shoot a skolfly at a unit.
Explain.
Oh, just as more damage. As more HP.
Oh, that's pretty neat.
Go get him, boss.
That kinda hurt, buddy.
Did I forget to use the energy drink again?
It's a bait or bear trap on a tile you teleport from up to five tiles away.
Isn't that the same spell?
Maybe it's only three?
It doesn't have bait normally?
Oh.
Arrrr, watch this.
Come on, BearTrap is exactly two tiles away.
I like this a lot, so.
Rotten meat hat.
Okay. Don't we have like a fly item with us?
Maybe we'll get that last time?
Oh yeah, the gun.
Alright, a shot in a straight line that Insta kills units and kills 25 damage to bosses.
Now we're gonna hold on to that one, buddies.
Communicate.
Rumina tries to talk to the skulls, but they don't respond as they are just bones
Idiot oh the fish in the bottom right? Yeah, yeah
Some Bud zombie dude
Go woes
I mean, fuck walking, right?
I'm here now.
Now watch this. Watch this pro play.
I'm into grass. Incoming dodge?
Incoming dodge?
Alright man, I do not approve of your methods I will say.
Spookcha
And a ramp um
Oh shit, we got flea shop by accident flea shop
Kill the bears
Hey, Lacey's not cursed to insta-death.
That's nice.
Kills you in one hit.
kills you in one again
I'm leaking, Cove!
Wait, what's the last spell that he used?
You are another unit gains plus one burst.
You up there. You've served us faithfully. Please.
Go with God.
I want to see you the bear.
Okay.
My bear.
Orange bear.
Hmm.
Oh this adds damage to it now.
What if we stacked a bunch of bonus attacks on one guy?
You can't stop the bleeding only one one bleed
Shut up I
Can't wait to look see what you look like from the inside
Is that a bear? Yeah, that's my best friend.
I'm doing some calculations in my brain real quick.
Hey
Oh the bear's blocking
Nice
You can dodge instant transmission are you better than Goku dude I forgot that's why it's fun
I
Have perfect uh okay
I assumed it.
Okay.
Welcome to Pound Town, bitch.
have you stopped that
I
Heal him!
He's the greatest.
I wonder if we can have like a flea take over his body.
Is it was our Ranger?
He might just drop some bombs on us.
Big style.
Ow.
I
I
Pick it up doesn't work
Fuck it bastard
Get him from the grave, bro
I'm sorry.
Dang it.
Dang it.
Oh, you got Snake, buddy.
The Snake!
The 4HP Rytal Snake!
Surround Battle Inflict weakness 4, magic weakness 4 on all enemies.
It's like Charm on the closest enemy so someone gets charmed every round.
Seeing as that she will be only fighting Guillotine, I think this is probably really good.
roll of the hunt blocks and counters backs block and counter backstabs
I don't know why I'm not asking for you to tell me why
Come on.
I
Think we're good
Why is upon the sacrificial slab and the room starts to rumble suddenly the elder inverts
sucking our dollar deep into a pit of throbbing veins and sinew.
The walls around the remaining cats undulate and unfurl beckoning them deeper into the
throbbing domain.
She's alive.
The Throbbing King requests your audience to now have full access to his domain.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Do you think he'll he'll range counter with the back stabs like I could literally just
turn him around after shooting and then like infinitely shoot back at people.
But will I remember to do that?
I
You know up to 30 dodge chance sure
I would like to make tall grass as well because then we can take them up to 80 in tall grass
which is really good.
But who do we put that on?
Claire Chan?
Where is it?
Um, you need a new hat.
We get to use this in conjunction with the skull clap here.
There's something that was worth it.
Got human head.
That brings us up to one end.
Well, let's not die, let's not die, we'll give them the gap, sure.
Let's try not to die.
We don't really have a hat to replace Skullbrace.
I think.
We'll just put this up long.
Um, manilych is still good, even if we're not in the negative, and we'll be attacking
multiple times.
Meryl Meryl Meryl.
Okay, I think we're fine. I think we're fine.
That said, I don't really know what we're fighting, so...
Spawn's a clock when it takes Damage.
Oh, it's AoE.
range attacker there's a chance to destroy equipment and attain a attach a parasit
Oh
Damn oh shit. Oh fuck
as a chance to become a stem
Okay, hate this thing man, my bear!
of
So, I read it, fire shot in a straight line that instant kills units and deals with 5
damage to bosses.
Okay, so I assumed it would pierce.
And when it stopped here, I was like, oh, that's terrain.
So obviously, we can go through that.
with that
of
I forgot we got a heal from range with her.
Also, we're charming you at the end of each round, which is really good.
He's immobilized, whoops.
We're launching bombs, dude.
We will push off.
Watch.
They swapped my guy.
Why did you fucking do that?
The fucking flying there.
Um, he'll be safe.
I'm a beer.
Advance.
Now is the winter of your discontent.
Now is the winter of your...
malcontent.
Now is the winter of...
days.
Stop eating stuff on the floor.
can we line up a charge here none that wouldn't risk our equipment being
destroyed
Hmm.
Uh, excuse me.
We didn't have to use our gun.
That's sweet.
today was a good day I didn't have to use mine a k
You alive? Where's this dude?
It's just water.
One left.
One left.
What was I supposed to do?
Walk up and die?
If you haven't attacked this battle, the number you save is double.
So if we sit here and we cast, it would always be 2 per turn actually.
Look at 2.
The thing is, we don't necessarily have like a giga cheap
projectile to shoot at him all we have is flee shot which is six minutes we can do
one time on our clerk
you have two sources of aerosmith yeah
I think three
We're not really saving our basic attacks.
His range is so good we don't have to.
I got a cat.
You should not have come here.
to never come here. He was already there, TBF? Wait, true. We should have never come here.
All right, man, enjoy your nomad.
What should we put on you?
Never starts with your cat's keep leveling?
Yeah, I guess.
Alright, we gave her an additional 17 armor.
She has more HP than most of my cats.
Well, I'm gonna go pick up some cops
Level up on car look colorless cats his dog shit. I don't think they're bad. I think they get some good passive shit
PBH
It's just way more random
Yes, we're back
Jack, Jack, Jack. You have a 21, so you win. The man dealing the cards pays you three gold coins.
Since when did four Jacks equal 21?
You look at the man dealing the cards and he gives you a smile.
He turns over his hand which is a pair of fours and says since never the man suddenly pulls out a pistol and shoots you in the head
You die instantly
I feel bad for Moomin trying to win this
Uh game in the harsh way possible. All right, you know what? I've seen a lot of comments from uh terraria fans and
Whoa.
What kind of music do you think The Lash listens to?
K-pop?
Blood Rock?
You gotta think of the time period, okay?
It's like the early 1900s, right?
And he's rocking like the 1900s mustache and stuff, you know what I mean, it's right.
It's a popular look to have a mustache like that, right?
So he probably follows trends.
You know what I mean?
You're thinking about the lash while you shit?
I wasn't shit and I was jerking off.
Has a ranged attack that inflicts muting.
Cool thing about our comp is we can actually just sit here and we will continually charm
them over and over again.
I'm gonna do that
Wait, it's just LOS?
That's fucked up.
Well, that means we can hide.
Right.
Right.
That's fucked up.
One of your spells is disabled until Flushy Mind does.
I cast gun who got charmed where they got killed when I turn stop hitting
yourself. 25% by the way. That's awesome.
Affected by luck? Oh wow, well he's got he's got seven luck guys. Which is two
above average.
I
Hmm
Unreal
Hmm, how do we move over there?
What do we get? Oh, it's the closest one, right?
Now he's confused.
We can keep charming that guy.
Oh
You
You got this bud.
robs you
Oh, it's muted. Man, you fucking bitch.
Bro, he's not even looking at me. This guy has mad disrespect.
25% by the way 25% but only if you have 10 luck by the way they threat to add that to
the tooltip there. Common mistake.
That brings him up to 50.
you take damage gain plus one to a random stat.
What do you guys think?
Finally if I reduce to one, it's already reduced to one for him.
Right now, he has 50% dodge.
Follow his orders or else.
the
blood-scatting the
Last about how he made it his own.
Stepped on you, and stepped on me.
Doesn't give a damn if you don't agree.
He was born to wear the crown.
He's a self-proclaimed monarchy.
My own mind doesn't make his life.
He gets the name murder.
He gets the name murder.
This one was tough
He was a clown
That was tough
This is hard
Yes, they're hard
They're just too strong
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
like I don't think she's standing in it. I don't think she's standing in it. Not like any of the one.
Oh I see. It's permanently centered on it.
Hard hunked backwards and that's no good
You know it served him right
Seen them around in the dark of night
Oh, that's right
What has he been snubbing to do?
He's snubbed a million, a million ways
Oh
Oops doesn't matter
from me and dad he had no conscience could never feel bad
The range is not good
Oh my god, you think you're so blind?
You get so mad with murder
You get so mad with murder
You think you're so blind?
You think you're so blind?
Got no one, and this is my life
This ain't for us
Maybe it's got no son
Oh nice
the
and make a new start.
Nothing works
as it should.
Heart pumped backwards
and that's no good.
So it served him right.
Seeming around
and dying.
Hey!
Oh!
He has to die.
He's gonna kill me.
He's gonna kill me.
He's gonna kill me.
I
The dodge
The fuck is it boob something out
and
You steal the baby's feet just to hear him scream
Learn to swindle what he needed
He takes the eyes from your brain
Uninvited, a king in his face
I'm your dad
Yeah, no contract could ever feel bad
I listen to your cry
You get so bad you're never gonna get so great
But if you lie, lie, lie straight into the world
is not what I wanted
this again move
I was gonna run here. I think it was random because they had the same amount of HP
My traps are coming back to bite us
You can turn around and get to where you belong
There's one more star
Keep pressing on
This is my mistake for once
There is your own star
I got three different achievements for that.
Yo Moon, my wife left me. Can I get a giga fist of hell? Gigafist. Eels heal for 2 extra.
15% chance for a refresher based on movement, weapon, and triggered actions when you get
to kill.
Two millioners getting all stats up. Fire element damage is increased by one and inflicts plus one burn.
Let's try and get a wizard next time though.
Do we get our cat back?
No!
Why him?
Loot or leave?
why are we not him he's not the face man he's dead I hope so
So lucky why did my cat die when you did that he survived their dumb luck minus one
and charisma. Oh yeah, dude. Too stupid to die.
I got a lot of items.
Shut up.
You got two uses left on that, sure.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Shut up.
Now.
Shut up now
My miss anything good
Weed bag
In 10 minute, I mean it was pretty good actually stop watch
B-Sign?
Stop watching his ass.
It kind of is ass.
I mean, honestly, the AI turns aren't that bad if there's like a clear objective for
them to complete, right?
and expand storage? Not happening.
Peace symbol sounds like OP on Mage. I don't know, I probably haven't had the Giga AoE spells
Those that are annoying to like dodge or whatever but I haven't had much trouble playing mage.
Squash.
Alright what did we get?
Okay.
Hmm
She's pretty tall
Holy moly
Get a little cramped in here, buddy.
The
the
the
the
the
The cat we just brought home and I have no interest in using you so
Slightly inbred.
We got like strength guys up here.
We're trying to anyway.
Oh, this is our most inbred cat.
I don't think you should be reproducing
I want another house or another room
Blush.
Acceptable and I like the low speed the base sets are kind of bad actually
I am in charisma
I mean, we'll keep it, we'll keep it, we'll keep it, we'll keep it
Stop reproducing
I don't use easy storage.
All of these dust and weapons, papers and mail, and other containers.
Well, now you can move them to a metal box.
Hey, who the fuck are you?
Just you shut your mouth, you sick cat.
Now where's the new one?
Chicken Lane.
I don't know if we keep this I mean it's only in the
uh, minus one, that's not the worst, it was like minus one speed or thong, nice head
dent, yes you got a head birth defect you piece of shit, you fucking bastard, I think
I'm gonna get rid of that, I don't want any negative mutations, that's probably gonna
hard to do the... what's going on up here?
Oh
The fuck did that thing just say
This guy is 36 it is not old yet
Um, again.
Oh no, that does not look good.
All right, finally we can get rid of your dumbass.
Acceptable?
Meh.
We're looking for exception.
Sorry.
Osteogenesis Imperfectum.
She got the Luck and Range mutation.
Moderately inbred.
Oh, right here. Blind. This thing has many mutations.
Blind is like a set, a set chance to miss, bro.
I think, I think, I think we gotta get rid of this, this IBJ.
30% surely wouldn't get lucky. See, as I have failed the 25% chance to overcome confusion,
I highly doubt the 30% chance to miss will be any kinder. I highly doubt that.
Yeah, this thing is almost 40 years old, by the way.
Nice.
Every unit sees this as an enemy will attack it with priority
for two turns
Um, sure hop in welcome look we got a we got an adventure live
Okay
3 con, dude
Physical attacks on poison are bleeding enemies inflicted additional plus one poison or bleed
That's good
Shall we give this man an adventure before he goes?
Thirty-nine years old.
One last ride to act too.
Yeah, these cats are looking awfully similar.
They're looking pretty similar right now.
There's our ten range guys.
Where's our 10 range guy?
Leo.
No.
Here we go.
Slightly inbred, slightly inbred.
That's right, we're going to the desert to die.
Hmm, two speed.
W speed.
Whatever, you got range.
W speed.
I mean six drinks nice well these guys have stun too that's right because they're they're
twins they're not twins by the way this thing this thing is like this thing's great great
great great grandfather and also uncle great uncle
sweet
Runkle
Yes, sir, I feel like we need a healer here, but it's hard to say
Oh what is this one kid
That's it's kid you that's cute
Um we could
Why do they all sound like
They don't this is a v2 now it's it's her voice pitched up
I
inbred his kid multiple times didn't like that sentence one two I got two rooms
One of them is a shitty attic. What am I supposed to do?
Like, it probably makes more sense to do something like this.
But I think we take the slight damage hit for utility.
And that's what we will do.
Perhaps add a second gene pool.
No I don't think so.
No I don't think so.
Well let's go in it to win it dude.
Let's bring our class items.
I don't really give a fuck about this, I don't want to do a familiar build.
I love it!
Re-roll...
Actually...
I love it!
Remember the re-roll I need?
Uh, actually...
Hold up.
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
Bring that...
Bring that energy drink, bruh.
We're all pretty slow.
Bring the emergency guns.
I love guns!
Oh, I didn't even check the spells.
Okay.
Hmm.
If that's the case, we might not take the bonus range item just so we don't wear it
down. When you heal, another unit over the max HP is both gain plus one shield.
Holy dash.
Okay, we got belly flop. That's nice.
And turn with unused movement actions, gain 8 HP. That's good too, because we
can just belly flop and then heal.
Okay, nothing spectacular, but still pretty good.
Do you think we... do I still bring those if we have spotters?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, we got human head, dude.
Sweet.
Who's that go on though?
We can't belly flop turn one.
That's kind of fucking annoying, actually.
You're welcome.
Actually, you know what, now we live out here, we're taking a multiplier with energy drink
so we can get two range per turn.
Ain't too speed.
Speed!
Um, we're gonna give you a frying pan instead of that.
We're going to leave this here.
Bring the Captain America shield.
I think we're good.
Are we good?
Yeah, we're good.
Bring this.
Okay.
Okay.
That's a tech unit that's the end their movements in line with it cannot dash backwards.
I
Burn detected
Probably there, I don't know.
drink of a hell
why didn't the attack
Don't care fuck you
I
Like orcas no not you be
That's boo-hoo
I think I forgot to use that last turn.
That's okay.
I can't get the money capital I can get
the money.
Heal yourself.
I've never seen a one.
Heal yourself now!
Are we creating rocks with studs?
He kills a unit, he'll, whoa.
Whoa.
What you got? Gun.
Awake melee attack.
Yippee! We'll save the gun. We'll save the gun.
I got one for ya. What's best? Scabs or cuts? I bet you like cuts.
Yippee!
Skips water?
Oh, this is the dungeon. Uh-oh.
Make your way down the stairs.
Manage to dodge most of the darts but get stung by a key.
Enter tomb.
Try shooting my obelisk, but I cannot muster the courage to go on.
Scans there for us feels like an eon or a throbbing in her chest, do I get it?
What?
I failed?
failed steps bravely into the tomb came open then the crypt chamber Balochka
finds a stone sarcophagus open please
begins to rise up out of the sarcophagus nice draw on with a
The blood-carling scream, the mummy attacks Balochka, and the brief instant before her
reflexes sudden Balochka ponders the strange series of events that are left to brought her.
Think quickly.
You're not good at this.
Oooooooh!
Uh, we didn't...
Not like we won.
But we didn't get maimed.
Which is cool.
Hey, there's a rock.
Is it even worth it to hit this guy right now?
Here.
Grandma, you don't have to do it like that to your friends, Elise.
Kind of... Kind of fucked up, bro.
Well, this character is really good here, huh?
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Pretty good. Pretty good.
Can it go through? Ooh, I have an idea.
Of course you would crit. In this exact scenario that I need you not to do the...
Unbelievable.
See ya!
We got really lucky with Neelshot. Like there are a lot of bone creatures in this place that are really fucking annoying.
has a fire electric spell that inflicts burn 1 and has a 50% chance of starting an X shaped
But teleport though
But teleport
Reroll
Really
Oh no.
Hahaha!
This could be okay.
I forgot to hit the gesture cap and not...
What's it called?
Oh this is only once though, isn't it?
I mean, this will be fun, this will be fun.
Are there better options?
Listen to chat.
Yeah, you fucking dumb bastards.
How could you do this?
Well, watch this, see something ahead at the first, she's unable to distinguish the strange
lump hanging loosely from the ceiling.
Her ears go back and her eyes grow wide as she realizes the skin of a human head
and a drying bonus. Eat it.
Eel.
What?
That's her cat.
Her lick attack charms units.
Okay.
Charm that, Pussy.
I'm
Charmed that pussy
Fellows she'd go in next you want to see something funny though
What the- you can walk over rocks!
What?
You should have needle shot first, that was stupid.
Blood is using every item I had, by the way.
Okay.
Cool.
Hmm, how about some immobilization?
How about that?
Good denominator.
You have to walk through the trap for that, huh?
Well, this guy's getting charmed.
Those guys are in range.
They're about to get their ass beat.
Unless.
Hold fast!
Now you know!
Oh, this ignore, not only does this ignore shield, it also ignores holy shield.
I love it.
Omega?
No.
Hello.
Shoot him, ass.
Move into the side, dub.
Not him.
Oh my god.
Not him. Oh my god.
I can go over small rock too. What the hell?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No, please!
Oh my gosh, that thorns.
Broken leg not the end of the world because we have that dash, but it's still pretty
annoying.
I mean, this seems like...
I feel like we go here because we've already used a lot of mana, already scouted me, so...
Hey, you got any healing?
Buddy?
Mh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h...
We need a way for that character to heal itself.
he's next to level up probably we're going in raw boys and also we're going hard mode
dude that would have been so fucked up with this thing attacks right away
Hmm.
Grady? Yes.
And that's all I'm going to say.
You have one HP, huh?
Now it's good.
Now it's good.
Retreat!
Can my dumbass ranger please go?
Oh nice miss, holy shit.
I think we got to give up the bird dream here
She'll be okay
She actually has better healing than everyone on my team.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Aye, aye, aye, to the birds.
Heal.
Heal.
Hmm.
God, this ability is making this very easy.
Whoa!
So Healing Word, I believe, does not work on themself, which is cringe.
But still useful.
I mean, what abilities do they even have that gives them?
Oh, we can throw out that hollowed cross.
Re-roll.
Get a revive.
Born again!
Gain invincibility.
plus 10 thorns and trample into the star of your next turn
okay
okay
mm-hmm
Yippee!
Strange disembodied hand.
Nah.
Be good.
Oh fuck.
Oh yeah!
This guy.
That's four different swarms.
What happens if I stun it?
We'll stun the whole thing?
Yes.
I think if we go here, I'm pretty sure we can block this thing.
But also it's kind of risky to move up Unfortunately we actually... oh it can just...
Oh my god!
We have the fucking frying pan, dude!
Holy moly, that was so calculated!
I think it's 10 HP.
Oh, several of them have 10 HP.
Eww.
Pretty sure the flies do not give a fuck about the bear trap.
No! No! No! No! No!
No!
No!
Meow meow meow meow!
go forth spider-champ
and
there's a bird right there well
eat the rock
hmm
Let's kill the bird, fuck you.
That does not work on corpses, easy peasy.
I don't know how many like multi-hit abilities, so this is pretty tough.
I think there's a way to...
Hold on, we're just gonna wait back here, I think.
Oops.
Wow.
Why?
Oh.
No, yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
They do do that.
He do be doing that.
Whoa! Oh.
Big crit?
You love hell
watch out man that guy's mean he means to kill you
brace his self ok dude may have not the best plan
Mayhaps not even a plan
How come these flies have thorns
I'm giving it thorns
This guy's fucking stupid man
Big brace
How about you progress further into mine trap it
You're welcome
Okay
Haul is that nice big head of all is that nice that big old shiny head of yours give it a nice slap
Yes says a chef
Your basic attack becomes suplex when adjacent to enemies
Grab a unit in front of you and slam it into the tile behind the inability toss
Oh, it's free.
Well, we haven't eaten rock though, and it only cost one mana.
But I really want to try this.
I don't know.
Let's try it.
Can I just get this?
Yeah.
Is Bolchachka the main character?
She's got drugs.
Money bag.
Bomb.
Mainly attacked with a book's confusion one and turns the unit to the right.
I like splash damage here we got we got multiple re-rolls
I don't splash damage is good like for example I guess those flies would have been good but
we're only really attacking once anyway every third spell you cast and they turn is cast
twice weapon still triple damage but they always break when you use the door shield and inflicts
weakness one i think that's what we're gonna go with here because i hate those skellington pieces of
ship they see me rolling you reroll the best one lol post video of you typing of
you laughing out loud as a result of typing wall into a shot please thank you
as six special moves tied to the number on its ducks higher numbers more deadly
I want to see the video of you lowly.
Oh
You know to move
You for that
We don't need
Let's see what this dumb prick it does
my nose tells me where to go
belly full my heart
big turn
it's fun pop
sonam again
wow
wow
He gets to take two turns.
Ornagin!
I don't know if I should, I should, I should have thrown it here.
We could maybe, oh he's already mobilizing me.
I
Rolled one. Oh, no, he hit himself
I'm sorry friend.
You were already dead from the start.
problem taking care of?
Plus one brace.
Plus one...
Ooh!
Okay!
Uh, what do we do?
I honestly, I forgot that I had already beaten Desert One.
Where do we go?
go to bunker my baldness bunker for new class okay physical means things for
So I've already six for some of it
Right or also gives new class let's go bunker. I'm gonna go pee music
Yes below
It's basically been like, oh my god, he's never gonna experience the rest of the game.
Oh my god, it's gonna give the better pressure of the game, blah blah blah.
And it's like been non-stop, so I need to say, let me play the game that I want, you
fucking spurred Jesus Christ, the way that I want.
Let me play the way that I want!
The only thing that's going to give me a bad impression of this game is the fucking
12, 13 year old moron that keeps coming back to me.
Hey man, he's not going to see the mood lord in that movie!
That's going to leave a sour taste in my mouth, dude.
Fuck you, forever.
Don't forget that.
Literally fuck yourself.
Alright, I feel better.
It's perfectly embodies twitch for me dude I guess I got like 20% of you guys try and
draw dicks in the bottom left and 70% of people trying to kill themselves.
Stupid.
You've got a friendly wager just you match the bet and we fight until one of us gives
in.
All right, remember here we go.
Yeah.
Come on.
Let's see what you're made of.
Oh my God.
But he's very strong no, no, no
Too lazy to walk
Wait, I know you
I can't move!
First we need to check our power.
It's on.
We're gonna pray that Lucas isn't behind this door right here
Nice dude, are you fucking serious, bro?
The period of the a pendulum is purportable like there's something thank you dude for the math
The length of my penis is proportional to your mother's pleasure.
The button I'm sure.
Omega Low Bill.
Omega Low.
Omega Low.
It's me, TwitchChatter.
Omega Low.
Omega Low.
I'm literally Omega Low right now.
Omega Low.
Fuck off, club.
Alright, here we go.
With the fabric of the universe, royals around my being, I can feel and see together as one.
Oh god, this is profound sadness.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
It was like, I have a fucking cartoon.
Yeah, if you're back on the next game, try this.
Okay.
You had the biggest, like, what face in that.
Very well, God says.
I'll give it to you.
I don't want it if I can't do it right.
But if I can't do it right, God looks defeated as he hands you the title to the land of the
creator.
You have officially taken God's place.
Tell God to kneel before me.
Hey, this kid comes into my chat and he's like, hey, you know you can dash this box,
You can just do that all the time.
You can just dash and I'm like, hey, why you dash?
I'm in my mansion, smoking hash, lit up by a hot bitch in a bikini.
And you know, she is a meanie in bed.
Yeah, she slaps me in the face.
What a disgrace.
I think I'll see someone read it.
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
ah
dream
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
Are you a folder boy or a poopie?
My wife has a little cousin okay, and this cousin once proudly proclaimed
Like he was asked what he was watching and he said
YouTube and then they he was asked what are like what I'm youtuber you watching and
His tablet was handed over and this kid was watching a 30 minute YouTube ad
A 30 minute YouTube ad he willingly did not skip the ad it was on screen the whole fucking time, dude
Which makes me think that the fucking like like late 20s 30s early 20s generation of
Fucking young adults and shit
Somehow the knowledge we acquired as people who use the internet
skipped the next generation and there are kids who are willingly digesting the
advertising content for
no your your eyes are okay I see my chest so is that because if you look down
you can see your chest but I'm inside of myself so who's this chick because
sitting down is this chick tea posing IRL right now in my mood
no I think they're they're calibrating but I think they're gonna grab onto the
body this is my prediction like I think they're gonna use their
Hello! They did! They already did!
Hello!
Hello!
Bunker.
Of hell.
That P good? Oh, it was so good.
Never got a map.
Oh, hey look.
No more...thing.
No more heal.
Amidst a burst of radiation, the Sarvents turn, teleport away with damage.
Hmm, I mean these two are together, though.
Rocked.
What do you do?
Sponzo Timur when it dies.
And also Melee.
Um...
Stun's you?
Trap of Hell.
I gotta pay attention to the... you know, we...
I think we're good at, like, this angle.
Oh yeah, we ignore shield.
Eh, you guys are fucking dead, man.
He'll be okay.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Get him, Rock.
Oh, hey.
My Rock is in the way.
Oh yeah, this
Hmm
But it's alive though, this should work explain to
Range attack inflict slow. Oh wait, we have the shit turned around. Oops
Can we spawn in rocks in share right now?
Eww.
Alright, the needle spell?
Very nice.
Very tweaking nice, dude.
Remaged by Passive Shield also?
Oh my god, I forgot!
Yeah, we got the Rogue skill.
Alright we got two shield piercings dude.
Can we kill an enemy game 5 mana?
That's really nice actually.
Especially if we run into more of those cats.
And plus when we start each turn, you lose this when you move.
Let's do this.
No. Goodbye radioactive poop.
Hey look, another monster with 0 HP and 13 shield.
Heh heh heh heh.
Does a multi stab attacking plus 1 damage at the end of its turn becomes suicidal when
at low HP you go next you're gonna shoot the bird right there
oh he cuts himself
That's fucked up, am I?
You wanna see something cool?
When its allies are damaged, you'll move toward the attacker and attempt to attack him.
What's up?
Fuck you.
Still wish I had a teleport.
We don't have a teleport yet.
I don't think we're going to get a teleport actually, no, I think about it.
Oops.
My bird!
Doesn't he know to right click on enemies to check their move and attack range?
Oh, you mean like I did with this guy right here?
Literally at the sort of combat?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do know that, actually.
Um, actually, I do know that.
And fuck you.
Also.
Bitch.
Comma bitch.
Yeah, your movement sucks, man.
Of course it doesn't, but yeah it does.
That's because you're slow.
Hey, become suicidal.
Become suicidal.
I just keep winning!
Oh, there's another guy out there. Oh, shit.
Spider of Hell.
They're in my way.
Parish.
Uh, is he gonna come down or what?
Big heels, dude.
I fucked up.
No!
Uh, I don't think- oh, maybe I can't hit him up there.
I'm down here, motherfucker.
Oh, he's trapped.
Worry not, brother.
I will free you from your chains.
Do we have so many stuns this time?
Oh, my rocks are gonna kill him.
Okay.
Okay, we'll get some STR on the boy.
We got money.
When you collect a coin, pick up, get extra coin.
Hmm
Plus your charisma not bad not bad. We all have a hatch though
If a curse thing deal one electric damage units to contact or attack you
25% chance to poop every time we take damage
So that that actually means 75% chance to poop
Let's do that.
Finds a large wooden crate, appears to be in good condition.
Good luck buddy.
Weed
Everyone got something good
Len
Loves kiddies especially quiz now
Stay the fuck away from my cat, you son of a bitch.
I wonder if he'll ignore our wizard.
He ain't going anywhere, buddy, sorry.
a rock perhaps to eat next rock oh yeah he is ignoring okay well let's hope that
works he's not some weird bullshit like he can ignore that
Why'd I do that?
Stun him!
He's actually gonna save the stun because he was immobile still.
And now we immobilize him again.
Oh, hello?
Was he not immobilized?
Uh-oh.
Let her go.
You fucking bastard.
I guess you're a man.
Dude, leave him alone.
It's the easiest dub of my life.
All according to plan.
All according to plan.
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
Yes.
That is exactly what I wanted to have it.
Well, I dare say, my friend, you are quite dead.
Dodge.
Okay.
You know, it looks like my cat exploded, guys.
Surely that was not the case.
Okay.
Oof.
Mm-hmm.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Oh my god a stick inflict soul link on two random enemies at the start of each battle.
Can do boss.
Can fucking do.
Wonder why it's so expensive.
There must be something I'm missing.
for HP.
You know, we could farm some gold.
Meh.
We got some zealots, I think.
It comes with zealot when it kills something.
What can you kill?
New explode. I forget the range on these, but I'm pretty sure it's like all it's pretty
big so I think we can take cover
okay all right buddy you think you're better than me
did you kill my rock you son of a bitch
Epic dodge?
And the epic charge?
And the epic...
Oh wait, you're dead next turn.
Backflip city, bitch.
Um, are they all lackies?
Yeah, there's big.
More HPs.
Well.
Well, good luck.
I've got two boys right here.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, they're the soul-linked ones. I found them!
Where you going?
I don't think there's any way to tell where he's going.
This bear trap item's fucking sick.
Give me that coin, babe.
Dude, the mana on Killyshit is OP, actually.
Oops.
Too far there boys
They're now in heels pretty fun too true
You're already pretty quick should we get strength
Here's the voice of her father calling to him.
Veloshka turns to see a terrifying face she can't describe to his horrifying face.
Fear.
Let's see who your father is.
Wait, I can't tell.
From here.
Aw, man.
I'm pretty sure it's the primordial dwarf, though.
The super inbred one.
So it kind of makes sense that she would be stricken with fear.
He's everyone's father.
Zealot, zealot, zealot, nuke, nuclear f***ing bombs.
Wait.
Fuck you.
There I move up.
I mean, we got Gigagill, surely you're f...
What the fuck was that?
Lovebot.
Eels gives plus one speed to its allies.
The Teal can grant an extra turn of field over men's.
Meh.
Beneath the rock.
Sad day.
Hi.
Initiate operation fuck you.
oh no the move was calculated incorrectly it's fine it's fine it is not
fine actually a lot but if we crit this guy it'll be cool right oh my god that's
So bad.
I don't know if I want to kill this thing yet.
Oh.
That's what that means.
He pulls out a bomb.
Pretty sure he gets to go, so.
Ranger Chan, be careful, man.
Okay, I have a theory, a game theory, if you will.
Hmm.
Unlimited turn works
I did that one for fun
Dude, I don't care if you blow yourself up, bitch. Well, I do care
Magic are things for seven
We do have a lot of mmm.
I'm gonna be able to break spam into using that, but I think we...
Big reroll.
So I think this actually synergizes as well with what we're trying to do, which is basically
just sit in our mana until we have a big heal to use and then we would in theory be able to use this
immediately afterwards have a second one. Oh yeah we have Jester. It will fall back down at the
end of the ramp. Cosmic Punch.
cost a unit into an empty tile within three tiles of you and the neuralis can attack it
if they can.
I wonder if that triggers range it does.
That said, we're going to take Cosmic Punch just because, I had a mage with a mana refund
passive from her dad or upgraded to refold my whole mana bar and killed a 4x3 damage
magic missile.
What the hell?
Palachka finds a deceased cat, its body sprawled out in contortions from the pain it experiences
its final moments of its life.
Eat it.
of course. The corpse is fresh. Wait, this is the boss.
Cultists for help can only use his psychic spells while being washed.
double sun
I
heard
Bro what oh no
I think this is what we do.
Their cosmic punch kills this guy.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
I wanna be like, lands and like, explodes on me.
I sure hope not.
Whoa.
He's wet.
He's wet.
Oh, right.
I forgot our basic attack has lightning on it.
That's pretty much the best character they could have charmed.
I'm needing to remove his wetness.
Punching it into space!
Or are we going to punch him in the space?
Let's see what fucking spider move, bitch.
spider
Hmm, what's the right do we think right over here, right?
I
Was wrong
See it
Go washing him. It's weird.
Alright, we're ramping pretty hard with Mr. Guy over here, though.
Like an obscene amount of ramp right now.
right now. Probably should have saved her mana there. That's okay. He's crawling to
to his skull.
Yes, invest him!
What's up? Are you alive?
Don't care.
Upper cuts you into space.
I can't wait to see all the spiders that come out of this guy's skull.
Yippee!
Yippee!
Hey, that's what I said.
Here you go, buddy.
So. Never had a chance, huh?
Big crit?
Look how far you can make it, holy fuck.
Oh, I'm so stupid.
We could end this.
Next turn.
It's over pop them like a zit Balochka
Spiders everywhere
Yes, probably this goal dodge
full the bomb out dude yeah we do not care we do not care more spiders
wrath of God
Hmm.
Only six damage.
What if we got the giga cure?
We already have a giga cure.
This is even more giga.
Ifer and I?
Honestly, Ifer and I is probably the best choice here.
here. They're right. Several luck items. Yippee! War mines or leashes of them?
This is how yeah
The fuck now adventure to the core
Oh yeah, we upgraded our- no we didn't.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I know it's still not damaged. Very nice.
We're going to leave the stopwatch.
Multiplier.
I
Really this is nice like we get
Yes, like do we take the right injury cure?
So claw
Maybe a skull clamp for old times sake
Bear trap mask?
I mean, bear trap mask is nice too.
Apparently we get a new class.
But at this point you are asking yourself, how many classes are there?
Well, lucky for you, the tinkerer is great at math.
building robots in John. Honestly, they are crafty AF. I watched a tinkerer sit down and
build a himself a robo wife. That played his whole house. It just bitched him out for nothing
for 12 hours and crashed his new car.
What?
This is our 39 year old cat.
Back into the Attic Hugo.
to the attic you go I forgot why we took you are you just like a generally good cat
man we gotta we gotta expand boys
Mama Mia.
Um, make a pig out there.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Mama Mia.
Oh, it's moving the whole thing.
Oh, God.
Wait.
Okay.
Barbecue on the chandelier as one does share over here
Boom
Potato in the seat boom wait, why'd we
Where we oh it's funny
Can you go up here?
Yippee! Everything worked out in the end.
We got zero comfort though.
This does not spark joy.
We're not big, that is.
Nice.
In front of it, I generally raise the appeal of my house just because we Gigafucked it up.
Not trying to like selectively breed right away.
Um.
Oh man.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we got room for this bitch.
I need another room.
these for a third room?
Hmm... wait...
Not gonna... not gonna cut it.
I would like to throw this down at least.
Plus 40 max food.
Ah, we got it.
Okay, well we'll just keep that.
Really gotta buy this one time, huh?
Yeah, honestly, we probably should have bought it this time.
Probably the perfect time to buy it.
Tell me those aren't peg legs, bro.
Where are you?
50% chance to spawn and pick up on an adjacent tile when you end your turn.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Your stats cannot go below 5.
Guys stop fighting.
Your house looks gay and parenthesis good.
Thank you.
I made it myself.
You see my slime?
You see my farm- farmer kitties?
Expand your house now.
I'm gonna keep you.
Probably you
I mean they're all mostly good like I didn't really keep
Any cats that didn't have negative stats and stuff that was like detrimental.
Like, how do I dump you?
Yeah.
Wait, oh god.
Go one more day.
These are in-broad cats.
Actually, they're all in-broad cats.
Ooh.
Goodbye, buddy.
bye buddy stop fighting stop it
you in the hole the poop is getting harder to see even in furniture mode
I wish is there a way to like see like cats that were born the day before
Diabetes when you in your turn if you haven't eaten food gain all stats down in confusion
more. I don't think we need a cat with diabetes, so... good back.
Jump to a tile and pull enemies toward you when you land. Nice. That's a good cat.
moderately inbred though that's okay what's wrong with a little inbreding
I don't wait I'm done thanks for watching everybody appreciate that
got my phone