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02-20-2026 · 7h 24m
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Greetings.
I don't think we'll be getting into gay sex today.
You know, Aztec and Jay Broski, Dumb Link, thanks for subbing Chorn, thanks for the bits and lozzy, thanks for subbing and neboa, neboa, booze, and nevermind2b, th-
Alright, we can do gay sex today, guys.
Okay.
Okay.
Wahoo!
Yippee!
Twizbee and Motron, thanks for 100 million months.
Gay sex for you.
beta patch was already released to main client where they do this shit
shit's been out for less than a day now I gotta manually change my freaking title
dude hello big sperm oh hello oi vey
so in this one the gay cats gonna have kids right Duke of new Ken thanks for
something appreciate it moto rabbar and dasu not gate and tiny Rick steves and
Malakord and Yang O'Fet, thanks for subbing Ruler of Eater and Poor Ass Guy and Twizby, thanks for subbing Gore-Bow Sport
and Cue the Horned Frosty, thanks for subbing Sizzles Friday.
Drew, dude, Drew.
They always could. Oh.
I meant two gay cats together.
You're gay?
Nope.
It is gay sex Friday though, so maybe.
Do you think they'll play a fully orchestrated version of Where's That Smell Coming From
at the Game Awards this year?
They'll probably do the rat song because it's the first boss song and that's as far as anyone ever gets normally
That's the guaranteed song that everyone's heard, but that's a good one too
Saber nation evolution, thanks for something we've already played it in say code. Thanks for something
IIrc gay cats will end up making babies with stray cats depending on their libido sat in comfort
Hmm, so you can overcome your gaiety with furniture
Did I check Travago no I did
You see those tiktoks about that poor monkey getting bullied dude
What's happening in this world?
Dude
Fuck him he a pussy or we got abandoned he thinks his mom is a stuffed animal dude, that's sad
That enclosures that minus to comfort true, it's probably minus a dude
He's been accepted by another monkey. That's good dig Doug Berlich or something
Okay, if our master thinks for some of it
Endure Tate wants to buy it
I forgot that guy existed bro
It feels like every time I go to LSF there's like a new random like guy that has like thousands of up dudes
I
Been I've been seeing that guy who got like slapped and then punched yes, I'm talking about I even those land
Why do you go there? It's a habit dude. It's a habit. I can't break it
well Muldow and
Fubnaar these
Delete that shit from your browser
Probably should
Where were you when clavicular was brutally frame-mogged by the ASU frat leader? I don't know anything about I
Don't really know anything about that guy except he was interviewed by Pierce Morgan and
Yeah, so how the island was
Yeah, that's the one that I like do you like it and then Pierce Morgan says I'm sure he was like
He's like I didn't know
He like he didn't apologize for like knowing FC or some shit and then the guy goes aura
Not apologizing base
Just like spewing random fucking words
Now that he said Epstein aura, dude, dude, vibe, man, that's a vibe, dude, adrenaline
and outback wreck and the best raffle, Momo wrap, this was up in our TV, they said to
Did you see his management tell it in New York Times about their boss hanging with Maxwell?
Well, who even reads that shit I my generation doesn't read that shit no one dude no one from my generation is like dude
Better people the NY Times for the news today, dude, it's exclusively for like people who are 50 60 plus
Hello bearded others who's over
Yeah, I read those no you don't my boyfriend doesn't he's your age now. He's a skin walker sorry to let you know
Just because you're uninformed doesn't mean that others are
Now I'm pretty confident on this one. I'm pretty confident that the majority of people
don't subscribe to the New York Times or whatever boys of the band beans sorry
there's a folks might think she's a bit you can try the tft patch absolutely dude
That guy pays for the New York Times paywall. No, he does not. I know he doesn't. Oh
Yeah, they do world dude. I forgot I fucking hate world world sucks world's fucking cringe, dude
At least connections is like
like there's like a logic puzzle there world's just guessing for the most part
and yeah you know in a world with like oh dude I use like audio that's my starter
word you know what I mean like you go into it with a strategy but it's still
just fucking random it's guessing I don't like world world sucks
Are any of you about a word guessing game?
Yeah, congratulations, you puzzled out the last 15 fucking seconds of what you parsed
audibly.
You stupid fuck.
Are you so congratulatory about yourself that you are trying to like announce it to the
world?
Do you want everyone to know you figured that out?
You little bitch, is that why you posted it?
Jesus Christ!
Hey everyone!
This guy listened with his ears.
Whoa.
Can we get our daily proverb?
Yeah, I'm feeling pretty Chinese right now.
The journey of 1000 steps.
begins at the base of Mount Fuji,
wrong continent. I can't think of a mountain in China.
Mount Tai, because I'm Mount Tai.
The summit
is not the destination.
It literally is then you've missed the point. I'm afraid you've got Buddha in your name. Hello, you should be but
Where's the enlightenment, dude?
Toilet rim liquor likes for seven
Play A.I.T.A. guess or we need your Judgement King, Lincoln.
I'll do it right now. I'm a very wise judge.
Trump will release UFO files if you think we can clap alien cheeks soon.
I just thought of like three to four different jokes that might get me like taken by the
the secret police can you guess if the poster is an asshole I don't like the
way background but I'll try to keep it short and simple wait am I the asshole
for photoshopping pics of my girlfriend to make her skinnier.
My girlfriend is a little chubby, but she's gorgeous.
I love her body even though she's really self-conscious about it.
No matter how much I try to reassure her.
She doesn't care for my opinion as she's told me her opinion of herself
is what matters.
Anyway, whenever we go on vacation, she gets depressed when I send out her photo, send her
hour photos on the designated photographer, but I noticed that she's very happy when she
looks thin from certain angles or clothing and thinks more fondly of the memory.
So slowly I started photoshopping all of her photos to make her look thinner.
As a result, she's not as distracted during our vacations or worries about how she'll
look when we take photos.
Am I the asshole here for doing this without telling her?
Should I tell her at this point we're just make things worse as a good one actually this is a good one. This is a good one
This is a good one
So you got to keep in mind this is posted on reddit where
the amount of moral superiority will always be
You're lying
Therefore you are a bastard. So yeah
That's pretty much what boils down to like is it a harmless lie?
Yeah, doesn't matter. This guy should literally be crucified. You're the asshole
Is it a harmless yeah, and let me explain why it's harmless, okay this bitch I guarantee has a mirror
Okay
Look at yourself in the mirror come to the conclusion yourself. You're like hold on
May haps those pictures where I look like a supermodel that my boyfriend keeps giving me are not actually real
Get a grip next post
Am I the asshole for not wanting to pay for a friend's mistake I
Rent in the flat
With a few of my closest friends when we moved in two of them a couple
messed up putting the washing machine in and flooded a nearby room. Now they want
everyone to help pay for this mistake.
How did they mess up? I was fine with this until recently when I accidentally
cracked a wall and they're making me pay for it all by myself. How did you
accidentally crack the wall? I've talked to another friend who lives in the
house and we both agree we shouldn't have to pay for their mistake if they
don't help pay for ours. Are we the asshole? Yes. roommate drama. L. Am I the asshole for
secretly getting married a week before the expensive wedding my in-laws paid for? My
My in-laws were kind enough to pay and help organize what was supposed to be my wedding
day a week before the wedding, though.
I was having bad anxiety at the thought of getting married in front of so many people.
Pussy.
When I told my husband, he thought I didn't want to get married at all, but when I told
him I did, he suggested we get married secretly before the ceremony, and if I didn't
want to do the wedding, we wouldn't do it.
Well, I need some instrumental music right now, actually.
We're all understandably upset and while we didn't go through with the wedding my relationship with the in-laws hasn't been the same since my husband is their only son
And they spent a lot of money to make our wedding perfect so I understand why they're upset with me
Does this make me an asshole?
No, I hear boomers what?
What?
What I want to try again
them.
Play quick mode.
Am I the asshole who's relying on watching a show?
One of my friends loves to spoil shows, movies, and books.
Why who knows?
One day I was sick of things being ruined for me, so I spoke to my friend about it and
they apologized and said they promised they won't do it again.
Skip ahead.
They asked if I'd do an act show and I said yes, but can they please don't say
anything about it as I don't want to be spoiled.
even two minutes later they started saying major spoilers on the show when I
called them out on it they just laughed saying it wasn't that big of a deal they
can still enjoy the show. I snapped and I said I said I don't actually watch the
show just want to see how quickly they would break their promise and I won't
be discussing any movie show or book. We're only watching with them in the
future. They seem to get enjoyment out of spoiling things. They called me an
asshole and childish for playing mind games on them. And I'm the asshole.
You're my asshole for literally outmaneuvering this piece of shit bastard
Mentally am I the asshole for literally mind-maxing on this fucking movie mugger, dude?
No, man, of course not you're fucking genius dude you're you're a fucking genius hero. It's a hero dude
Am I the asshole for not letting my sister become homeless alright, man
Let's go the next one. My the asshole for telling my boss I wouldn't be coming in on my day off I
16f work almost every day not the asshole
Come on
Yippee
My the asshole forget them said what my mom thanked God instead of me. Mmm on reddit, huh?
Not the asshole. I don't even have to read this when they asshole for going to my best friend's way
So my wife's birthday party you are the asshole my the asshole telling my husband that her son has a girlfriend
You are the asshole dude. Oh my god
Am I the asshole for profiting from my GGF you are the asshole and my asshole for him money behind the frames of my bedroom
One day okay I
Know the answer it's not the asshole. However. I want to read the context here
One day my mother was cleaning my bedroom and accidentally noticed that something was wrong in my frames
Then she took it off the wall and realized it
Was a big envelope full of money there nothing more than 500 then I became the joke of the family ever meal together
They laugh at me saying I'm a money-saver and selfish
I'm saving my money to study at Germany so I could get a better future
My the asshole for literally saving this bus of burning children from like imminent death, dude
of course not you're a hero and my the asshole gf asked me to stop using steam due to the
controversial game coming out this morning my gf told me about this game on steam that's
coming up that's hurting, about hurting women.
This guy, this guy literally pushing
that about his game, dude.
Advertising on that, am I the asshole?
It's a new record, dude.
Now I haven't done much looking into it,
but it sounds like a messed up game to me.
The creator started to push the boundaries
of what it's okay to make and put on steam.
But actually my GF asked me to stop supporting a company
as a game like this to be sold in my response as intelligent as it was was just but how will I
play my games I don't support this game or the content depicted in it but I don't feel like I
should stop using steam because steam is letting it be sold on the platform what do you guys think
it's right so they love steam so not the asshole am I the asshole we're calling out my friends
for disgusting behavior
One of them whispered into my ear that my mom's ass is so hot that he would fuck the shit out of it and the other one pretended to be jerking off
You're not the asshole dude
You're not the asshole in that situation
Am I the asshole for photoshopping pics of my girlfriend?
You're the asshole yeah, we saw that one already
I think I saw it for holding on to a gift hostage because my ex won't continue to pay
for it.
Am I the asshole for holding on to a gift hostage because my ex won't continue to
pay for it?
to finance the instrument for them they weren't approved for financing the instrument as far
as their work.
Better instrument better work for them the gift was I would finance it and make it the
first two payments and the rest is on them.
No you're not the asshole you're a victim.
Nice dude.
I think we can clearly determine that I am a scion of wisdom.
Sion a Sion of social wisdom, dude
Diaper collector and Zidareon and Jacob the Unlegal Count Grand Torino
Kale boy feces fellas as are you an asshole? I don't think so CCC caliber and so saw do and be ventura and fill the thorn and chuffed
Android and Chewbacca block elixirs of it
Um
What goes through the minds of someone who's willing to type up like three paragraphs about
like some situation where they clearly know that they are not in the wrong dude.
Holy guacamole dude.
Super feminine vibe answers moon moon good job.
Thank you.
Validation.
That's sad.
said. Rolling star. Probably because because they're probably typing by a very one sided
version of the story to win an argument. There is definitely a non zero number of people
who have like done a thread like that and then brought it to the person they are arguing
they're like see see they think i'm not the asshole dude
get it comment and chat he says i got a cat named mr balls that's a good name
you a jello or a pudding guy if i had to pick i'd probably choose pudding
if you're a landlord and someone is squatting would you be the asshole if
you hired a kick streamer to harass them to leave
If you push that on Reddit, yes, he would be the asshole
Absolutely if someone was squatting on one of my properties, I would hire the kick streamer to get them to leave
Sorry Barclay Bob extra something
Sorry, sorry, sorry
How many properties you got a lot how many cars you got a lot how many socks you got a lot
Vector MTG thanks for selling
How many properties in Dubai you've got a lot
How many laboos from the shop you got a lot
are you always wearing sandals I mean yeah but I've recently been wearing socks with
sandals pretty frequently you guys want to see my sock of the day
Okay, hold.
It's clean by the way.
It's clean.
It's not dirty.
Inside
Golf print yeah, I got like I got like
14 different pairs of golf print socks, dude. Honestly, I think they're the most swag socks thoughts
I'm on fire yet posted again in China and see it. It's not in here
What would I do with swag it's audacious things for something it's like a mental thing
It's like how ponds and rimworld when they're not wearing tainted clothing. They don't get the negative mood buff, dude
I love this song. Oh
I wouldn't we love this song, but it doesn't quite compare to the Baldur's Gate 3 Baldur's Gate team
It's the best one or the camp team
That's my favorite
What's for dinner tonight cock it's cock it's always cock
Ventura philathorne tough Android to back up like a pump time and for about the exhibit licorice. Sorry, the corn blue and
Bacchal bothers him
What are making out people and it said to be mad at I
Don't like that argument
Okay, because these people if my tiny feeble brain is able to create them then they must already exist, right?
Right
What's your favorite flavor of cock
Chocolate
Have you guys given more thought to the the lamination of the black card
Who would be on like the council of black people that determine whether or not likes when a black card is handed out
Like if it's valid or not like in current year
I don't think Kanye would be on the board. I mean maybe dude, maybe Obama. Yeah, I gotta get Obama in there, dude, of course
Samuel Jackson, I mean that one I could agree with Don Cheadle
50 cent yeah, it's like the contrarian judge there have to be like eight black people
And we got like a woman in there you fucking misogynist pigs
Jesus
Oprah yeah, she was on the island guys
is can't have her on that bit.
Michael Richards, I don't know who that is.
The white guy, the white guy.
Who the fuck is this?
Oh, it's Kramer. Oh, man.
I don't know.
I don't know if he had the pass when he did the thing he did.
He did not. Yeah.
Wendy Williams from the view.
her cheekbones piss me off. What's up with that? What's up with that? Oh God. Jasmine
it. Oh, she's now on YouTube. I don't know who this is. You tell me why I gotta pop up
on house.gov to subscribe to this lady's YouTube channel and you tell me that content creation
The live streaming is not the greatest job in the world in the world in the world
Allie Barry or what is that bitch even done recently dude?
Not me
Henry Phillips best song
Look up Gucci main album covers to decide on if he joins the council Gucci main album covers
Yeah
I mean, I don't get to determine who who's on the council though
So I don't get to determine that
Like the bad guys one
That's why I asked all of you guys because for all I know and for all everyone else says you guys are all black I
Can't prove otherwise
Hmm
White AF. Sure you are bud. Sure you are.
3P, thanks for subbing.
This is Twitch though. Yeah.
No I won't back down.
You're very popular in the black community I am what I am I'm pretty sure the last viewer
that I met in real life was black. That means that I must be very popular in the black movie.
Real real-life people.
I've got a black friend streamers. I've got a black viewer.
My popular with the female community your mom doesn't mind bitch
I'm also black Jamaican in fact boom. There's my black viewer
Yes
Now there's no way to prove what he says true or not, but I believe him and that's that's the most important thing is belief
Why did you stop using the r-sr but you're flying it fine with the B slur? What's the B slur chatter?
bitch
There aren't many swears in the English language with as much bite as bitch, so I like I like to use bitch frequently
I think bitches is powerful
We got buzzing
That's more whimsical than biting.
The woman I gave you the bitch pass card. Thank you.
Now who's the council of women who would determine whether I can use the word bitch?
Michelle Obama, of course!
Don Cheadle, Samuel Jackson,
I know Lisa Rice, Secretary of State.
Name five women.
I've been training for this all my life.
Hillary Clinton.
Wendy Williams Jackie Chan
Pokey main Jackie Chan.
Oh, fuck.
Wasn't supposed to say that one twice.
Fair Flavor Lakes for seven.
Ooh, Picora, the VTuber.
Yes.
Fells is a game to where my my gaming hoodie out in public by the way
Yeah, okay, dude
Minecraft hoodie first of all it's Torario second of all
My culture isn't your costume. Okay, I earned that I
Literally am among the hundreds who deserve to wear this
Terraria is just gay Minecraft. All right, man, okay
To play sugar
No one calls it that dude. No, he's not right. No one calls it that no one literally
No one has ever called it that ever in the history of the world look at that gold embossment
That's not a fucking word. I just made that shit up embossment. Hold on. Let me see
Process or a result of creating a race three dimensional design wait no
I didn't I didn't just make that word up. I used the correct word at the correct time to describe something that is truly beautiful
That's the process of embossing. Embossment. Boom. Hmm. What's this YouTube link? Trash
Actually, basically, thanks for something. You should play Wirtle.
I don't like Wirtle, man! I think Wirtle sucks!
Ass!
Or ass, if you will.
Got you, as Arthex, for something. Agreed.
I don't like Wirtle.
I like Scrandle.
It's been a while, man.
Wait, they're in Scrandle too already dude?
Since when?
This is a donor kebab.
Bar the shit's just a taco man.
of this show it's just a euro
Europeans when we talk about hamburgers like oh mate you don't know about you
don't a kebab endo do you
taco in a bag
beef chilies also sorry okay first of all
i know until my american fellas in chat when you were in my elementary school
Did kids eat the shit in like Frito bags where you were too?
You know I'm talking about on taco day dude Frito pie
Yeah
This shit looks delicious though. The last looks good
Look at voting. Oh
What the fuck
Pyramint I love that actually it is dark chocolate though. I don't really like dark chocolate. I think it's kind of lame
Five varieties of chocolates all which all with a hint of I can I literally cannot read the last word paint
I'm gonna go pyramid. Okay, dude
Smith's Crispy Tubes. There's just English snacks, man.
Oh, can I have one of your fucking crispy tubes, Jane? Yeah?
All right, mate. Yes!
You got the Smith's Crispy Tubes.
Cheese flavored moments.
It's the same company
That feel when your moments aren't cheese flavored feels fucking bad men I'm gonna go cheese moments
Milky bar I think white chocolate's gross
That said I also think of the artificial coconut that they use it in candy
Is also gross, so
Um, I think most people would pick this yep, I was right
He's fucking eyes
Haven't you stole stoppers what he said?
What is a spread what is that?
mushroom and bacon that a cup of casserole what oh you guys look at the
right I'm saw on the left dude I'm so on the left side
English Cup noodles the POV you're like an English kid who grew up in the
And then you you see like a cup of noodle for the first time you're like wait a minute, bro
It's the fucking brain. Where's the gravy? My was a gravy, bro
What is this thing it's a noodle?
Hello, I think most people will go right cuz left seems like dystopian and gross
Okay
looks like a G.
Cured leg of pork is simmered with aromatics
and finished with a sticky spice glaze.
So this is ham and pineapple flavored chips.
I'm going brain against.
Oh, you got some fucking smoky.
Oh, they're chocolate cigarettes, that's cool.
Coconut strains dusted in chocolate and sugar
Oh, wow, so it looks like a pouch of tobacco, but it's just like coconut strands
I'm gonna go chocolate cigarettes, man, dude
What is up with these pictures, man? These like script like stills of like commercials from the 80s
Chocolate lattice surrounding creamy mousse secret bar
Amazing raisin bar.
Ooh, I'm just going to go left.
I think most people don't fuck with raisins and chocolate, but that's just me.
This thing on the right looks kind of good.
Fruit flavored boiled sweeties.
All right, doesn't sound good though.
Does not sound good
I'm not sure I've ever had candy described as boiled before
Um, I think most people go left
Barely though. Oh heart heart candy is boiled candy. Yeah, but I don't have to call it boiled they could call it like
Lifesaver that's nice. That's nice. Oh
Oh, you fucking boy, have you boiled the sweeties on the stove top, mom?
Uh-uh.
Mixed chocolate capsules and case in there, inverse.
So it's like a white chocolate outside white chocolate inside
And Mars like chocolate and caramel fondant with wafer ripple and try I love wafers and candy dude
So this is probably oh, it's probably so busted, dude
Mama Mia
Baked beans chocolate flavor sauce. Oh big beans pizza. I would fucking eat. I'm not even joking
I would try those I would I think I don't think I would go with the frozen variant though. I
Think I would like get like a frozen pizza and then like some bushes baked beans dude and try that shit
Tell me you wouldn't take a bite of that shit dude
Tell me you wouldn't take a bite of that. Do you know what put that put that bushes baked beans in like a pot
Put some Frank's in that bitch
Let's put some pepper in that beach!
Slap a spoonful in the middle of that slice, dude.
Best before 2001 is on the pizza.
Baked beans and chocolate flavored sauce.
That was even worse than I thought it was going to be.
I thought maybe this was like imitation beans
Batwing makes for seven is it chocolate and chili a thing
Bro, this is a
Grocery store
English offering you think you think whatever gourmet shit
you've heard of like mole and chili or whatever is gonna be what's in this bitch hell no
that said this is a tough choice but i think i think
i think the concept of eating baked beans and chocolate flavored sauce is more
reviling than having to take a bite of a baked bean pizza slice that's just the way that it is
better than average baby
community stats. I wish that I wish it would show.
Today is the first time I've had a rating round. Weirder should only happen now. We
I mean, rating round donations.
Should I donate?
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
If Connie and batwing and salami was released for seven or asked,
which one do you prefer?
I've had it before.
I've, I've actually had that before.
You're donating to the British.
I don't even know if the people who make Scrandle are British.
I think, I guess they must be.
Because Scrand is like a British thing.
Something described like stadium food, right?
Like Scrandle but with international cuisine.
It looks like this food's actually edible though.
Oh, we got an ad.
Why don't I even close this bitch?
I can't.
Oh, whatever dude.
It's where the, uh, I'd agree.
Ad.
Nachos.
nachos these are just like fucking lame dude I'm going hungry what what they look
they look like an AI generated picture of fucking nachos man
how do you even eat all the food over here
This show on the left looks fucking gross dude
That was wrong
Belgium Netherlands France Thailand I'm gonna go cow fat cuff cut for our move
Oh dude, Boppus, yo!
Boppus, yo they got Boppus in the Philippines, man!
Let me get some of that Bopis dude.
Is that that funny?
Dude.
I disagree.
I think Brentaur apparently Bopis according to which I is organ meat.
Simnol cake. What the fuck?
Slicing salted pork fat into thin strips to find them until crisp. Look at all the cake.
What the fuck Brazil? Wait, this one's even more, at least potatoes?
Future crunchy water chestnut cubes. Alright man, we're going right.
It's a fucking boy, have I ever seen one?
I think most people would go left here, but I could fuck up a meat pie from Australia.
That's like the national dish.
fish with a ketchup. Ew.
Traditional cheese made from cow's milk.
Onomichi ramen. Japanese equals win, by the way, every time.
The hell is this? C nanglai.
Wrap fish and taro leaves with tomato onion and ginger
Arranging a pot add coconut milk cook to the fish's tender that sounds delicious actually it looks fucking gross though. Holy fuck
Ew
Where is the fish? I like top lefts
This dish features sausages made from finely minced pork and veal
What's the sauce
Nothing about the sauce hello, this is just currywurst. What is that?
Dude, I'm on my gateway to Latin America American jet smart dude
This is unfair for Filipino food they're using shit pictures. I love Filipino food
A dobo. Oh fuck. Pants it. Oh fuck. Boppas. Oh fuck the Boppas. Fuck it Boppas.
Next time I go to a Filipino place, I'm gonna try to order a Bapus.
How do you pronounce it?
Googling it? Oh, wait.
I found a video.
Where's the volume?
Okay, man, I agree to your privacy.
All right, that feels a little targeted considering what I just said out loud, but
As far as I'm concerned it is not more than that because that's all I've had bitch
Boat piece the food has the word piss in it
Oh, oh, oh, that's Oregon.
There's a stench.
There's a stench.
Bro, what are the odds that the random Filipino place I get to cooked this properly?
There's no fucking way.
All right, this might be a bad take, but I don't believe in adding sugar or stuff like
to change the flavor.
I feel like you should just like use less of the spices, maybe normally, normally speaking.
I don't think I will follow you, lady.
Women's cakes must suck, ass.
I've never baked a cake before.
Bigger, brady cake!
Yeah.
A small amount of sugar severely alters the way food tastes the same way a small amount of salt and sweet food alters it.
Oh.
I like food the way God intended.
Okay.
As a Christian myself.
I'm not into the act of altering his creations.
Yeah.
God created pork adobo and pants it and then he accidentally created both peace
Sure use the balance of silly that's about it. I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm a I have heartburn problems. Okay, I
I think the fact that I did not add sugar to most things I probably contributed to that.
I like the acid dude, I like the acid dude.
GERD GAMER?
It might be GERD.
It's not so bad. Honestly, I feel a lot better than I have for years.
But I ruined my my my digestive tract.
I think I did.
Excuse me.
It's Ramadan. You should be fasting.
I don't even know which religion celebrates Ramadan.
I don't care.
When you decide to pursue your sex change, I want to learn from a goat of sexuality.
Never, man.
Do Muslims not eat every 30 day during you misspelled Ramadan, by the way.
Now I'm pretty sure.
I don't know the rules.
Other rules.
Catch me not following it a month long fast, though, in any context.
Like if I if I was born into a family that practiced that religion, I would be I would be sneaking food brothers.
I'm going to be honest.
You just can't eat when the sun is out.
Why?
Is it like the movie quiet place like you can't make noise during the day?
Otherwise the monster will come and kill you.
Does God come down from heaven and slap the food out of your hand before you put it in your mouth?
The movie sucked? Yeah. It sure did.
Thoughts on calling your buddies my slimes.
I always thought it was kind of like, you know how when we were growing up, people said if
you wore an earring, if you're a guy and you wore an earring on a certain ear that was
used signaling to other gay guys that you wanted to have sex with them.
I assume when I heard someone call someone else their slime that they're kind of
be like if you want to have sex with me also my friend please stop talking to
camera and play shut up in game you'd slime me out okay
keep talking you should piss free start gaming maybe I'm a I got definitely a
blow my nose I should have fucking stuff dude holy guacar moley dude
blow my what nose nose nose you think I can hit Grandmaster on League why
would you want to what purpose does that serve
I don't understand I
Don't get it why chase ranking a video game if your intention is not to become a pro player
Explained make it make it make sense, brother
Dopamine go read a book
Go read a book
You can't read says you bro. I'm not the one trying to get grandmaster in league dog. I get plenty of dopamine
Yeah, I've been playing eugenics recently dude, this just give me Omega dopamine dude when they when the cats spit out a
Cat with four sevens. Oh
An 80 minute game of deadlock yesterday this guy's a poop low dude. Holy fuck. I've never had a deadlock game that long ever dude
Poop low
Your longest is 73
You see the same for a fighting game, I feel like a rank in those games easier to feel progress improvement
um
I go play the local dude. I don't fuck about your online Tekken rank
They're got Chinese that like I've actually seen ads for that before
Go win a local dude go in a local. How about that?
Go sit down with 12 other smelly dudes and play some fucking Tekken 8 man, bitch
Lowering deadlock doesn't know when mid bosses they get the game is less 30 minutes longer than they should true actually
I think Lash is a respectable favorite character.
I actually thought about this recently.
I think I even made me sense something about it on stream, but I asked, what kind of music
do you think the Lash listens to?
Like I said, But Rock, but like, I framed it in the sense that like the Lash is very
superficial.
He's very vain.
He's not like a very common aesthetic for the time.
I would say his hair is a little unique,
but like the mustache and the clothes, the suspenders,
you know what I mean?
Like he looks like a, like a, put him up.
Put him up, it looks like a pugilist
from like the 1920s or whatever, right?
So you guys said but rock, but I'm over here thinking,
I'm like, if the lash was from 2026,
He would probably be a broccoli head zoomer Valorant player, dude.
I swear to God.
He's just a trend chaser who is handsome and ripped and happens to like beating the fuck
out of people.
That's literally it, dude.
This guy would go to a fucking barber, IRL and ask for the broccoli fed, dude.
Promise.
He's going to fist you for talking bad about him.
Please do.
please do you
that about this a lot did there's so little that locker room and i love
hearing every
single bit of it
well i
box ninety forty seven
fortunate services happy time to you
but i can't even get popular it's horrible
uh... price a rapper some shit on the news
Who knows? Who knows? Who knows?
Atma Homes.
Only have horrible cuts got popular.
Yeah, I saw some shitty, like the...
We were watching Creed music videos yesterday.
I don't know which member of the band of Creed it was, but he had like the really greasy looking like twisted,
not even like spikes, but just like...
gross.
Just like a normal haircut.
That was like greased up and like twisted. I don't even know how else to describe it
Yeah, they look like little Hershey's kisses on top of his skull
It was slimed out probably you used to really like Papa Roach
Dude, I love Papa Roach too when I was in like when I was like 12. That she was tight
Now she was toyed
Dude POD oh my god
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort!
This this music video has lyrics
in English.
You're other fucking copy of your mom's pussy or you're fucked by copy of your dad's dick.
Sewer slide.
Option.
Hidden option number three.
Death.
Why don't you ask that to my me genics cats dude?
What do you feel about pubes? I wish your mother would shave.
Do you have any autistic cats? No, I haven't got an autistic cat. I've gotten one with diabetes and COVID though.
I
Have had coven cat and diabetes cat and primordial dwarf cat
I
Had wobbly cat. It was very sad
Wobbly cats make me sad
This is fucking sad, man
Do why is the animals it why are some animals in suffering so fucking sad
Get the ebola cat and the bony air boss gave every single cat I had ebola
That's the one where you put you vomit blood until you die, right? Yikes
Yikes
Then you laugh at that monkey that was bullied no I said it was sad
It is sad I
I think that's just a sigh up I'm gonna be honest I don't think punch is real
that monkey ruined your morning yeah well you got accepted dude I'm telling
you guys right now have any of you guys seen punch IRL dude that's all I'm
saying that shit could be AI bro you don't know talk to a vet about the
wobbly cat they apparently they are not suffering and perhaps annoyed some
people they're just clumsy happy that sounds like some shit that a vet would
tell me in order to give me to adopt a wobbly cat
the thing about the thing about wobbly cat is I kind of I kind of trump oh so
it's all the sudden real cuz that's a wiki page okay dude I like I'm afraid
than I would like step on a wobbly cat. That's a big reason why I would not
adopt a wobbly cat. I'm not careful enough when I move around. I'm like a
predetermined route.
Are you stupid ogre or what? I'm just like I'm lost in thought like what I'm
going to get up and go get some coffee dude I guarantee I've walked these
steps so many fucking times and I I could be stepping on a motherfucking
ID and it would go off because I would not realize it until it's too fucking late, so
I promise
Your hair looks like Riley Reed's pubic patch
Yeah, I'll be right back. Yeah, I'm gonna play some music
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
What is death brain?
What the f*** was this?
If one cat gets FELV, it's all over. Oh no.
Raimonster and Jim Leader Justin thinks for something and Khrushka thinks for something and Reliant thinks for something. Can you link it?
I can.
You achieve five mutations on a cat?
I think the most positive one I've had is four.
But I'm less worried about mutations right now, I'm more worried about
getting their base stats to an acceptable level.
Why isn't it appeared yet?
Why isn't it appeared yet?
Thank you.
So my Mugenics are Resident Evil 4.
I can probably get more out of this game if I'm being honest.
Chad.
What is the Roblox phase?
Oh my god.
Normal man.
Daaamn!
Combat speed 1.
I'm slowing it down for you guys.
Can't keep up with the God Gamer dude.
Oh yeah, we just got our asses beat.
I forgot.
What's such a fucking loser dude?
Who is Cedric?
There's a cat I don't have. I must have sold it.
Wait, I have to end the day with no food? That's not fair.
Okay, I can buy food.
Yippee!
Dub.
Survival of the fittest.
Thanks for those juicy hair sleeves.
Am I feeling...
I'm feeling all riled up now.
Oh wait, that's my IBS.
Yeah, the bugs are definitely biting today.
I'm just punching out my belly so those damn bugs stop eating up all my cruel
What?
Stop it right now you nasty bugs. I swear one day I'll poop those things out
I'm saying that to scare them. I'd never be mean like that. Please kill more of your cats for me
And I'll grab up more things for you
You've gone through quite a few dead cats
Uh, who's new?
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Hormatly slow.
Hmm.
Goodbye.
For luck.
Goodbye.
Hmm.
Four luck. Goodbye.
Permanently slow, huh?
Here to save the day!
She's won a lot of fights, huh?
We got some good cats right now.
I got to mark you.
Summon a toad.
I love that song. I love that song. I love that song. It's weird starting with cats that
don't have 8 HP. Oh yeah, new class. Second use of grant manipulate things from afar and
moving objects with their minds. They also plus five starting main. Okay. Okay. Try make
you a druid? I wonder if we should reduce the druid heal to zero. We'll be a clay
Rick dude. You got some churisma? How about Tinker or Chan? And then you, Tankman. Wait,
where are we going? Wait, Mages and killed the spider boss? That's fine, we're not
go back there. Butthole lips? That's a nose. You freaking noob.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm.
No. No. No.
We'll be tank.
No.
No.
Wait.
No.
No.
Me now.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Me now.
No.
No.
No.
the paw what the bar to bang to bang dingy dingy dingy set the boogie set up
jump inflict slow one on the unit within your life site cast us from full man
and set inflict immobilize when deal six damage you have flying movement when
you use a gravity element ability gain plus one speed that cost minus one minute
I wonder if this counts as a gravity spell I guess we'll find out
She can fly, dude. I bet she has a cool animation. Equipment passive effects are double.
Need to heal another healer, so for half, nice.
Noice. Noice.
Maybe we should put the, uh, maybe we use the witch set again on this guy, so we can
get plus six magic damage.
But the thing is, we don't really do much magic damage though.
Does electrolyte scale with magic damage?
I don't think so.
I don't fucking think so, mate.
We will use this though.
Start with 9 Charisma.
Or they have fucking tanks, so mind.
Give me the fork.
Armor specialist seems really good.
I still can't get over the fact that one chatter was like, Tinker kind of sucks.
Okay, bro.
Real?
It does?
Every tinker I've had with like no effort and like no items has been like amazing, so...
I don't freaking know where that's coming from, bud.
Maybe those chatters just suck. True.
That's so freaking true, man.
They suck a dick.
That means dick, by the way.
Uh, maybe we'll get soy milk on this guy, actually?
That could be good.
I wonder if, I mean the knockback damage would be the same.
Now we can pull them three times and stack up speed.
Beep!
So if Milk on Tinkerer would let you make another weapon and Threat make another weapon.
Yeah, we're good, really.
yeah we're freaking good mate we're good mate human heart human heart I like to
her. I think they're epic. Hmm. We're good. The desert. The remote controlled servants.
That is what they are.
Puppy Bomb it and Leonin thinks her sevens is big nice leaf thinks her sevens and all time are in trees
Why did you do that
Wait, oh pulls it toward
I'm so heckin dumb, man.
Hmm, who do we want to steal mana from?
It's not enough.
Mm-mm.
I
Lightning
Break it down
Mm-mm-mm
They're being their ad dude
I wonder... if this will do damage... oh, it's LOS, yep.
Let's see, it did, it does not depend the direction they're facing does not matter.
You're not supposed to be able to hurt these guys from the front.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Surely you kill the flies though, right?
Summon Toad.
How'd you take damage? Since when?
Oh, Polsonet. Oh, he's got the little tongue, dude.
Hmm.
Just stay in here buddy
LOS you're the movement damn
All right, anything but the glass, yippee!
Are you a Lancer TTRPG fan?
I've never played it.
Tell where all enemies within the area as close to the center of that area as possible.
that hasn't taken their turn yet takes their turn right after yours.
Make an asteroid fall into a tile within your line of sight after it deals damage leaves a rock.
Let's give it a shot.
Which is better, make up or some old book, make up.
Plus charisma.
Although she can see her reflection, Yuna's movements appear oddly delayed in this story.
Watches and horrors Eunus reflection crawls out of the mirror and attacks
Oh God
Why this one
Bitch
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
How are you confused?
Oh, because of the events.
Well, well, well, well, that's it.
That's not good.
Not good, not good.
Um...
You like walls, bitch?
It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.
Shoot me.
Oh, no. I did not see those.
really
please sir
Fucking LOS, man!
Um...
Spread out!
Who's gonna die? You.
This thing really wants to kill him.
I don't think there could have been a more annoying creature like Wispond as a result of that fucking event than this one.
Holy moly.
We got a block for the boys, it doesn't go down.
This guy has my 10 immobilization, 3 confusion.
Aw, you fucking bastard.
I still cannot move.
Still cannot move.
Can we knock ourselves out?
That's awesome.
That's flicking awesome, dude.
Go get him, Toad.
Next turn.
This cat's face is like cringing the F out right now.
Every time he attacks, he's inflicted Confuse, too.
Hmm.
Mushroom?
Nah, the cleric has the mushroom.
Gibi!
26 additional speed come over here bitch leave him alone he's a good boy
One confusion product that's okay. That's all
Now what one more one more
Hmm six six actions in a row up there it is
Brother
I
Exploded flying around tiles or 3d running around knockback to all the Jason units
This is the charisma week Kappa is not that
here
destroy the giant pile of cat belts
entire party killed one wow
oh no wait we're okay
Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.
Get back over there bitch. I ain't done, I ain't done with you fella.
Move left hand up a little bit so we can save. I'm dragging him into a cactus right out.
And he actually cannot do anything about it.
I'm vacuuming him to the corner, and then I'm using my Soy Milk basic attack.
He's taking 7 damage each time I do this.
He's giving us time to heal, I guess.
See, I'm crazy.
Fury heal. Healing of just healing it 2-6 times.
I mean, yeah.
Can we click coins and stuff when you do that?
Meh.
My clerk wasn't fast enough to get above my other units, though.
I'll probably have healing over two cents, I think.
You know what I mean?
Ooh.
I like psychic. Holy moly.
He reaches!
Bro.
Not dead?
Cringe?
We should not jump in there although at this point it does not matter.
Uh-oh.
There we go.
Why are we landing in the best spot actually?
Hmm
Reloading
Just fucking grapple me big
Vacuum is kind of busted.
I wish I could see...
Oh yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna get over there.
Oh shit, I'm tossing these motherfuckers around, dude!
Not using cactus?
I was using the cactus that guy.
His three thorns.
Which means I hit him three times with my basic attack.
The exact number of times I can attack.
How many turns do you get?
Um...
Oops.
I forgot.
We can't throw it and then make it.
Where's the purpose of your grapple, dude?
Lixu?
Neal?
I'll surrender to the final boss because of the frenzy blood my cat sold the entire
team.
Is this guy speaking English?
What the fuck was that?
I fucked up, we know we didn't.
I can move anywhere!
I'm God.
Oh yeah.
We may have done that improperly.
Why do you get a normal game speed?
Um, I saw a couple of neckbeards in chat complain about me playing too fast or whatever.
But as you can see, it's excruciatingly slow, so probably gonna go back if I'm being honest.
You got taunted?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I guess it's for subtle
Yeah, good good get in there deep brother
I can't move
Which way which way you going I can't tell
Pretty sure the wrong way
Okay, it won't jumble them up
What are you doing down there? Wait, how'd you get them?
Go two times speed on the inner state.
That seems excessive.
Sometimes if I lick this cactus. Immune to thorns?
I'm fucking immobile, dude.
We do have this, of course our intelligence isn't high enough.
I don't know, I don't really like any of these.
Oh, we can reroll.
A doli?
I forgot I put the D6.
Look at this.
Look at this.
We love birds, and we have a psychic so we can hit it from across the map.
You can eat petrified units.
Really?
Wait, that was a fetus. We just killed him.
Well, well, well.
Still takes five damage from the thorns, by the way.
Hi. Oh. There we go. There we go. There we go.
They're fucking killing each other, no!
You bastard!
Hmm.
Tech level 2?
I've never seen that.
Yeah, this isn't going to go the way you think it is though, I'm sorry man.
Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself
Goodbye
Use cleric to tack upgrade. Yeah, we do that too if we need to
I kind of want to see what we can make right I'm used to my other tinker who uh I can use
He's on a corpse.
Wait.
Huh?
Why is this working?
Weird.
There's a cross under him?
Stay away from my team.
I got a bottle. That's not what we wanted, boys.
What would he do when you get a Gamer 1, 2, 3, and he's over?
He basically attack or move debuffs from allies.
That's always good.
Pearl finds a strange box as she begins to approach a monster within it and speaks,
just a smile, say a little slap, you have so much life force, give me something out of two packs.
Suddenly it feels very exhausting.
He's slurping.
Don Berry?
Hello?
What all the slurping, dude?
Your explosions are electric element and deal plus 1 damage instead of knockback they would chance to inflict stun, cringe, give electric melee extra damage to deal is increased by 1 game 1 charge when you are hit with electric gauge.
Bagbox and fighting hydrofractor and computer geek things first of all. I don't know. This isn't that exciting.
Good. Yo moon, nice HL2 male citizen one fit. Thank you. Thank you, man.
That better been my kill
How come that guy said that to me?
Oh
A bird the tiny one
Hmm
I got like a rainbow, baby. Yes this
I
Many jetpack
Where's blocking his shot there
The cactus corpse why is that happening that's weak
I'm sorry
Go get him, Hoss.
Hey.
Welcome back.
Alright, now come over here.
I'm behind you now, is what I would have said if I was behind you, which I'm not.
He's got thorns cuz I've been beating his ass
Okay, oh my god
ha ha ha ha ha ha
NOOOOOO
You won't shoot that bag
Cereal?
You got five bullets crossbow
Oh, fire.
Serial killer!
I was just thinking, worse toad style, dude.
I found it
Let's go to hell rainbow baby
Charming baby. It's like charm to an arena minute. Sorry each battle can do hush can do
We love toad style
When I ran a pickup on an adjacent tile
Oh
That's nice, it's nice. Is it the moon better for the psychic blood 70 hours in and is picking his runs based upon what he has
What's most efficient not what he hasn't completed yet go outside?
Oh fuck, there we go.
Um, group up.
I'm going diagonal.
I don't like that.
Yeah, whatever.
It's all the way back there.
Lord Dick on Man Woody?
Thanks for got some.
Dick.
Dick.
Oh my god.
All right.
Silly goose.
Oh my god.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
Big heels.
Father lining up for me. Thanks, buddy.
Motherfucking Toadstar.
Oops.
Hmm.
excuse me thank you thank you
all right now we can move anywhere
you really throw that piece of shit at me the literal piece of shit this guy
can't do anything I mean I could just for the I mean it's not really good
one, though. Okay.
Go ahead and kill them.
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Um, you kinda gotta kill this guy, I think.
Okay.
Okay, dude.
My god, demon.
Stop cutting yourself. It's weird.
Retreat!
I'm gonna throw the bag.
Meow.
Group up. Thank you.
Bomb.
We could have electrolyzed that.
You fool!
Wait, he's got a bomb.
That's awesome.
He massive heals.
What if I did this?
How are they supposed to approach?
Whoa.
Whoa.
We're not really gaining access mana right now, but we can use this.
Holy moly
Team Mike Timmy makes us up and Jesse your top soul patch keeps thinning. Yeah
Um drink it fool
Oh yeah, you move, I fucking hate you.
Okay.
It's heal congratant extra turn of heal over max.
Bad news fellas.
It did just that.
Okay.
Explodes you.
I forgot to drain that, but that's okay.
I think this is more desperate.
Any other bomber runes, dude?
I can drag the bomb.
So...
Hehehehehehe
Alright, group up everyone.
Arrange electric attack that inflicts stun.
You gotta kill that bird, why are you so sharp?
Now we're gonna move next to the psychic.
Oh, wait, oh wait, no, you still might kill you bastard!
Let's see here.
You're gonna take a beating if you go up there, I think.
oh my god they come
I'll just kill you.
Um, kinda scary right now, I'm gonna be honest.
You hit a bomb, you piece of shit.
Hmm.
We got any more ba-bombs?
What?
Intangible.
Weird.
weird?
Am I dumb?
Why did he back from?
Yes.
You guys are supposed to say no.
I'm supposed to have my be in shit.
Lying is wrong.
Ooh, say that you're better than me, got it.
This is a melee-ranged item, fellas.
I think we're gonna put the mage hat on him.
On the psychic.
We don't do any damage.
We're just kind of like doing this meme show where we push them around
Why does it say just this is for damage?
Oh, he's braced through it.
Come here.
I can't get up there.
Blood you are dying.
Holy shit.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
We need like a a damaged spell
Oops
is what I would have said if I didn't already have a plan
run him over
Uh, what hat do we have on you, backflip?
Trowel.
Sponsor on.
Not bad, not bad.
wish we hadn't charmed the bird there. Now there are several smaller rocks. I think this
This item is really good.
What real life profession uses the trowel?
A Gardner dude!
It's Lenny.
He's charm.
Wait, which guy is he coming after?
Yuna.
The psychic.
That's unfortunate for you buddy.
Not good.
Not good.
I'm going to make the poo slide into you now, okay?
all right that was ill advised that one was yeah disregard
You got it.
You're so fucking slow now, bitch.
Sub machine gun understood
a literal fucking gun
but what if I sent you all the way over here
we're fucking up by the way
I gotta borrow mana first
it doesn't matter actually it literally does not matter anyway
You're slow 8 now. You're slow 9 now. You're slow 10 now. You're slow 11. You're slow 12.
Shut up, man.
Well, you guys want to shoot this guy in the back? Well, I can't reach him.
It's gun time.
Your kitty.
Nay.
is not your kitty
this ain't fair bros
Now get him with the Blickey!
Life ain't fair?!
Damn that was hard the way you said that shit bro.
Damn, Ankh...
That shit was
hard, man.
Oh
Probably str here
Damn onk that shit's crazy style
The maze will pop this bitch on to
All right
Amidst the burst of radiation, Helper's way of doing damage, alright.
These nukes are not active.
Cringe!
There's one behind me, what the fuck?
Alright, let's go all the cats together.
I don't even know if I want to attack.
There's a bird right there.
Today, you die.
stupid glass mad
how would you like to be grew up
would you like to do that let's group you up right now
um
perfect perfect very nice very nice
Yes!
Oh fuck his brace.
No!
Got him ass. On purpose, even.
Dude, leave him alone!
Why should I hit this guy?
There's a backflip twice? Hello?
Hmm
Who do we want to kill all of them
Yeah, this is my f**king fear, dude.
The team is pretty good.
Pretty good.
Calculated, by the way.
Low damage.
I think I'll be doing more damage just, uh, I'm doing it wrong.
You know what I mean?
Hi.
Oh, my.
Feels like this is a dead to exhaustion angle, Johnny.
What the hell do you know?
I don't want to move it.
Let's eat it.
Yikes.
Don't eat the toxic waste.
Hmm.
Bird?
bird
You just throw a fucking trash at me a piece of shit any bombs me
There's a lot of spiders though
There's a chicken right there hey, I can't kill him
Okay, we did that wrong man
What? Why'd that happen?
He killed? No, I killed.
He just happened to be the one I used to kill.
It's not freaking fair.
Oops.
Oops.
Yikes.
This guy's looking mighty mean over there.
Gimme yo mana.
Lich gonna have your mana.
How about you go on the corner now, okay?
I gotta kill this thing.
I got a cracked egg.
I've literally never seen that.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god.
He's ramping.
Hmm.
Epic fucking dodge.
Is that item bugged?
I thought I just gave you two backflips of the Sir Combat.
Perhaps I am dumb enough.
Oh, he doubly died his four, dude.
Oh, man.
Oops.
Are you gonna blow yourself up now?
So freakin' pathetic.
Okay, we're not doing that with sandwich.
Block him.
Oops.
Ay, ay, ay.
Dash forward, straight line, then explore dealing damage, spawn decoy that explores
as it dies. Gross. Okay. Eat it. Eat the small pile of stones.
You're new to electric?
Yeah, we could use that on ourselves.
We have another debuff cleanse, though.
Alright.
I need vengeance on this motherfucker, dude.
We got hard fuck last time.
Okay, we can't move him like that.
That's fine.
Oh, you're charmed.
Tell me you didn't just pick that coin up.
Oh, so smell me, illy.
I'm a puffer down in a mad row.
Counts out the smell of the weed.
Don't you know?
A whirling ball.
My shirt, my eyes, the mirror does not matter to me.
I smashed the glass while someone rescued me.
Hand trample? That's okay.
Hand trample? That's okay.
I wonder if we fished for an SMG.
Hmm, I mean they're kind of low HP
Alrighty
Oh
Stun seems pretty good he doesn't get a turn around here
Nice explosion question mark
Oh
Oh
It was not someone rescuing you.
Not stunned.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Oh
Thank God
We ain't doin' no damn.
Give me something great.
Does my tech level reset when I make an item?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no! Oh no!
You fucking charmed my tank!
What the fuck is that rage?
Nice magic damage increase there.
So it's just a limit 2 movement?
Dang it.
gosh darn it we are in danger I think we just charge this one up
Wait, did we remove his what?
Oh, doesn't even do damage, huh?
Am I done?
Yeah, it's looking like exhaustion, but...
SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SMG SM
You mad bro, it's not quite what I wanted
What did I just do Bella I click the tack instead of move
shot throwing those corpses Tesla cannon fire range electric shot the past three years with
the 50% chance of stint. Affirmative.
Could be better.
Wait, what's the zealot?
Hmm.
Parish.
Uh, excuse me.
Where's they at?
They're on the roof.
They don't let me know.
Mmm.
Oh, tell my first.
That's just my life.
Oh, my own.
And there's my dearest.
There's no.
They got a good shot lined up here, fellas.
Just a fool to me
But next round
Your run obliterates you with my mind
No damn, no damn.
They didn't run.
Yep.
Crushes you with my mind.
Crushes you with my mind.
Look at all of the bodies.
I
Oh
My guys
We can't kill it dude, it's not good right now
We get we have to prior. We have to prior the tinker. Oh, which I did not do at the start of that play
The core
How come they didn't call it hell?
Coward.
Copyright.
Did you explain to the birdie?
I've never seen this area.
I hope there's lava that can drag people into.
That would be cool.
I doubt it though.
Multi-Bird.
Uh-huh, I'm blind.
Well, Hoke and Pull units toward itself, and give us allies extra turns.
Okay.
Ah, no real good targets here.
Fear that guy, nice.
Oops.
You're getting your ass beat, buddy!
Oh, it was sharp.
Deb?
Oh god, there's lava.
Immune to fire, dude.
It's not fucking fair!
Oh god, it's going down.
of
I wonder what a lot of those 4 burn would enter in this time.
Why must they beam, oh my.
kill him. He's a good boy.
Oops.
Order? No, I...
I don't know why I did that. Actually.
I
Did it may house
You are burning and I would not
I can't fucking see how but
It's all you to chan it's not gonna be enough though
All right, as long as we kill him before the clerk takes the burn damage
Can move
Holy fuck!
Uh...
Got chicken...
Let's keep that chicken on you, fella.
We keep that Blicky on us.
You doing it playing with kitty cats yet?
You almost got there, buddy.
All those keys on that keyboard and you still type the word doing instead of done.
Melee Attack knocks units back three tiles, dashes forward when damage.
Melee Attack inflicts bruise and minus two speed.
Melee Attack inflicts strong.
Ummm...
We cannot go in.
Or we could
Oh, he's sharp.
Dub?
Go forth, Toad.
Goddamn it.
I meant to click the same ability.
We're clicking too fast, brother.
So I can kind of owns these guys.
Wait.
Dash is forward when damaged.
Shouldn't he have been dashing this way?
Weird.
He did how come I was saying the guy behind him
I did 14 damage to the tank real
That's all right, we got chicken
Chicken will solve everything
He let the music ride in the next shop slash event.
Um, yeah.
They price everything on a tile within your line of sight against a boss that steals
damage and inflicts stun instead.
Dude, the Doctor Manhattan.
Steve Jobs?
Who's Steve Jobs?
Boom!
Bones from some long dead creature line piled on the ground in front of you.
Ligma Balls.
Great range attack that inflicts a mobile 3.
Who's heart?
Oh!
Okay.
Let's actually put it on.
it and where's this guy's heads at he's kind of famous for having like multiple
heads. She's lava from neck wind damage.
Hey, we can star off by doing it.
I stunned him.
All right, where the pickups at none near you
Okay, did not like that did not like that
Why are you confused a fucking course
I'm real man bumped into mushroom clerk yeah this is fear
Oh
You ain't making it out of your buddy
Bro
Hmm... alright.
Kinda cringe how the bonus electric damage does not apply to Electro-V but...
What can you do? What can you do?
Okay, I got you have several stacks of burn don't you buddy?
Oh, you're moving it through the lava, huh?
What the fuck?
Oh.
You noob.
You noob.
I can move in, fella.
I also can move, but that's besides the point.
you have 10 burn and now you have zero and now your full HP shoot her
Stop. Stop. Why are you so fucking immobilized, man? Ligma balls.
damage. It stunned him! Hello?
Hmm, can't reach him. Our fault mayhaps, mayhaps.
Why are you perpetually immobilized?
What did I miss?
He's been immobilized over there for three turns.
He's scared.
He is not scared.
Alright, man.
Traps
that's a lot of burn
Eel
Eel
Hey man, where'd you like guns?
To this normal if I gain plus one tech, plus one shield, plus one to a random set, okay
Will this matter I think so
I think so
Starts with a man up. It's a nine
Man I think we gotta do it
We got to ramp him up a little bit.
Coins that spawn at the start of each battle are double.
Why was that?
Oh, we got more chicken.
Alright, so was it to let the music rip rock at the shop?
Knock a unit back 10 tiles with chain knockback.
bruise, nay, nay
tumor cat
kinda wish I was behind you right now but
what can you do, what can you do?
I fucking hate the chain demon
Wait.
Ligma balls.
Holy fuck!
Run.
You're next.
Like I give a flip dude I don't by the way
I
Hmm don't don't you
Okay!
We got the plus one damage item.
I'll say at the mic, I'm sorry.
They press everything on a tile with an LAMP site against a boss that seals massive damage and inflicts stun instead.
Seal all of an ally's mana.
How much is massive?
Who'd be killing stuff right now, you?
Morphine Drip.
HP regen?
The damage you take is reduced by 3, damage prevented this way is delayed and taken out
the end of your turn all at once.
That's probably good with like some necromancer shit, but...
Chicken!
Hmm...
Who shall we vaporize today?
Are you immune to lava?
No.
Welcome to hell!
What if I move them again?
It stacks it up again.
Ooh, that's dirty.
La-la-la-lama!
Jujujujujigan!
I won't get their drops though.
Unfortunately.
Can you say Fligagoo please I need it?
Fligagoo!
Rigagoo!
Fligagoo!
What are you facing?
Grow.
Throw grab create bomb
Stop
Dude what am I chicken it steves all the chicken
Hold up.
All right.
Yep, yep, yep.
Everyone hop in.
The water's fine.
Well, he is quite good at beating the fuck out of them in the corner.
Rest assured, their asses will just beat.
Summon a Super Todas, more damage, and he can move an extra time to each turn.
Each heal gives plus one to a random stat.
Hey, we like that.
We did get chicken.
Boston coming.
The coming.
Our lord is coming.
I'm using its owner with an extra turn in the power to
to summon. How do I become the owner? Attempts to finish its rituals.
I can't knock it back.
Oh my god!
Damn.
Oh
Damn
No
Oh
Well, we got a draw
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I
I'm
Dead
I'm not sure if this sucks or not.
Maybe we start hitting this, fella.
Take that.
open my mouth and get another bother in
oh, that's bother better than a bother in a fun
in a fun
in a fun
in a fun
in a fun
in a fun
in a fun
in a fun
in a fun
I think I got the extra turn ones.
We did. No, we did. We missed one.
25. Not bad.
There's no more shit on the ground.
Oh, you just... you just do that to people, huh?
Okay.
I'll do the things why am I bothering?
Open my mouth and get another gobble in.
Feast!
Almost made a terrible mistake.
We almost made a soul from our tank and we would have only gotten four instead of five.
Where's the boss from allies that gives them all stata?
God damn.
All cats can now learn path of the cleric tank.
And from the minute we got the soul, I don't know what that is.
Becomes 100 coins in your turn home.
Man.
Small cubicle obelisk protrudes from the ground.
Uh, this is our psychic.
Touch it.
Did you get it?
5% chance to inflict fear on units who contact or attack you.
Does he have four eyes now?
Oh, they're holes.
Oh, it's like brimstone.
Like, you can't really tell because of his, uh, bozo.
Oh.
What the fuck?
I mean this guy had a kill much.
You're now adventure to the lab, ooooh, well how do we get there?
Walk?
Nice one dude.
Just why you...
Shut the fuck up.
Is there even anything over D6?
This is okay.
Man, I don't know that I want to meet a
Oh, yes, sir.
Look at the morphine drip, it's so good.
This guy's fucking lying to me dude.
You ever just lie to someone like that?
I need one more space.
You can cleanse the damage.
With like catnap or some shit? Is it bebuff?
Neat.
What did you do? Did you seriously think murdering a slumbering...
Sumerian? I thought I said slum-slamerian.
Sumerian demigod wouldn't have serious consequences.
Look at me!
I'm a goddamn hobo now!
Look at what you did!
The whole lab turned on me, I barely escaped with my genitals.
Luckily I keep my collection locked in a metal briefcase, but that's beside the point.
You screwed it all up!
You pinhead ignoramus!
You buck tooth jackass!
Where am I supposed to go to the bathroom?
What do I even wipe with?
This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
You ruined me, you titanic dirt!
You ruined my freaking life!
You happy with yourself? That's it. I'm done with your bullshit. This is the final straw now leave and never come back
Oh, so good for you and me too, dad.
What?
Get your brain out of vacation.
Looking back, we rise.
You think that I won't be around you.
A lot of better things see inside your shoe.
I don't know how to figure out the lock of the door.
I'm a one-step on it.
I'm ready to go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Show me a short time, stay there.
I don't need any time.
Okay, so I've had time to calm down and think a bit.
This can be fixed.
I know you are a simple-minded dullard, so I'll talk slowly.
I need you to clear up my lab.
There is a device in there that can undo all of your screw-ups and get me back on top.
You'll know it when you see it.
Who am I kidding?
You wouldn't know your ass from a headless howler monkey.
There is a big metal chamber at the very back of my lab.
Go there and press the shiny red button.
metal box. Press red button. Got it. Now GO!
Okay here we go. This one's pretty damn cool. The butcher.
He's got a freaking meat hook attached to a chain attached to his arm.
How badass is that?
He's also a lard ass who can't stop eating.
I bet you can relate, huh?
Ha!
Okay.
This one's called Kitsunova.
I'd like to dedicate it to Alan Alder.
Great job doing science shows, man.
Why the fuck did he say that?
I remember where Pearl was. Who's your dad?
I think we're going to give you a... wait.
We need them.
Close one.
Let's clear out this room real quick.
The game uses Palantir to personalize the insults.
Oh.
I was awfully considerate of him.
Thank you for personalizing my insults.
Benjamin Netanyahu?
To appeal, nice.
Peter Teal?
Oh.
Stroke Strike incoming, you're up!
Dude, no!
Man, no!
You don't know that.
of appeal here. Probably should not have bought all of those. Whoa! They're hairy.
Agent, will cats do?
Cats do, but only a big band.
I think
I think
We're here. That's a bed. Yeah
She's cool
Man, how do we see our appeal?
We have a lot right now.
Alright, which one of you guys are fucking cringe?
I need exceptional people only.
Me?
Oh.
Awkward!
Oh, that's your dad.
Hmm.
Maybe we'll put all of our cats up here so they can keep getting stats. Who knows? Who knows?
Is it a ball?
Is it the Meteor Lady again?
Is this a different one?
Must be.
Yeah.
Uh oh.
Aye aye aye.
Six, seven.
We got here we related to nice
Get in there. Get in the sex room.
Uh, you're going downtown.
There aren't...
Get you over there, I guess.
Six six six.
Spartacus.
Yeah, we need more males in that, uh, the sex room, so...
Welcome aboard, buddy!
Eww!
Look at them eyes!
You gotta go!
Okay, who are you relating to?
Okay, wait.
Never mind.
We good?
Get off of there.
What do you want?
Forget this, that doctor guy before cats, he was doing experiments on humans.
I was looting his lab last night and found proof.
Guess what he was doing with the failed experiments?
Dumping them down a hole in his lab pretty sure connects that old bunker.
I also discovered his last human experiments revolved around these conjoined twins.
Identical twins attached at the cheek, totally wild stuff.
Oh, also pretty sure that giant monster is coming to kill you, so maybe prep for that.
How do I prepare for the unknown?
Wow, is there any poop?
Aye.
Okay.
You're gay?
No.
Plus two con, minus one ant mutation? Holy moly!
Question mark.
These two stats being low isn't the biggest deal.
I've rented with a new guest I've owned for something goodbye Ivo freak 6666
Oh, it seems, uh, those raisins, it's a rainace.
Hmm.
Which is kind of like anus if you think about it.
We sound it out.
Anus is like the part of your body where the poop comes out of terror.
What are you doing up here?
You're so happy and gay.
Um, goodbye.
7 6 6 7.
I like this.
Oh, she got the head mutation.
Mmm.
Minus two cons, she thinks.
Goodbye.
I'm pretty sure all of these cats are related
into the fight pad
into the fight pad
into the fight pad
tight bed
why did I put this cannon on?
oh because he's a question mark
the fight. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Spartacus.
Ice immunity. Wow.
I mean, not bad.
Oh, throw him in the mixer, he's new, he's new.
Where are these new cats?
Uh-huh.
Where are you, down here?
Fight bit.
Fighter of the middle is also offered.
We level up.
Where are you?
There's one more, this one.
I think we just, I think we already saw this one.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, goodbye.
Zesty!
New cats.
Okay, you got both of them?
It's Chris dyslexia swap threes and fives and the mana costs and means so you have your
spells while in battle sixes and nines are also swapped he's got dyslexia dude go away
She got the con mutation, very nice.
This is almost unmanageable.
So we have to go adventure now.
That room's quickly becoming the in-bred room.
Yeah.
I had a cat with deja vu and failed to act three times in a row.
I failed five times in a row to act with confusion once.
base let me tell you who's the best cow we got it
not you it'll be one of the new ones with the con
You gotta go, wait.
What the fuck is m- ohhhh.
Is he still outside?
I've done it again, new invention, Sears of Change the World making me feel better now,
snap.
Oh man, this one's super cool.
You know how nuclear power works, right?
Well, I mean, I have to convert time into pure atomic energy, so you can just kick back and watch its power grow.
Well, listen, you gotta let it kill stuff or it will turn on you.
Nuclear power is a fickle mistress, so only the souls of the living can calm her fury.
Make sure you feed her or it will probably explode or something. That's bad.
Hmm.
Who are you related to? Oh, you're new.
Where's Gret?
Breath and Wella Sondro.
Okay.
Hmm.
Bernard.
Bernard.
Bernard.
Madame.
You're a YouTube.
Wait, we make our box first, and you go.
Fight pit, Willis-Andro and Grethe.
They just look similar, fortunately.
Hmm, okay.
Box.
Wow.
Box.
Box.
Meet, meet, meet, meet, meet, meet, butchers are gray, cleaving chunks of meat off of
things and have to have a hook to pull stuff toward them.
On strength, my astu-speed.
Attack a unit adjacent or diagonally with Klee.
Okay.
Okay.
The one-damage-sur-anime-unit-if-a-kill-a-unit-take-an-extra-term.
That's pretty cool.
Hmm.
Probably got to rock a mage.
We have...
Many people with high strength here
Fighter
New psychic again
Hmm quite this one
Me? Ow.
Uh, we can do Druid.
Seems like a waste, though.
Hmm.
I don't think so. We do, uh...
I feel like we need some form of healing.
Maybe not.
It's not like we're going to have seven strength.
Druid can change forms.
Do we have anything that's increasing Drew Dayweal?
The bird would have seven strength?
Oh my god, true.
True!
All right, we'll just have to tough it out.
Hacked one.
I forgot about the fucking bird, dude.
of wolf. Oh, fuck. We need some musical ability refresh your basic action so I can cast this
twice. Never punished, dude. I'm playing Madness on a... okay. Okay, we had this last
time. Light a fire under any food, pick up, or on... light a fire under any food, pick
up on any tile.
Who in scrap pickups do you spawn or bigger?
Whatever.
Okay, you got to stick.
When you are an ally, dance on the enemy alpha, if you're the alpha, take an extra turn
at the end of each round.
Mousa.
Damn.
Chad.
Damn. Chad.
I'm gonna give you some const-constitution.
Umm...
You as well.
D6.
I wonder who that would be best on.
Let's put it on you.
Brace.
I don't think we need the meat hook on the character who...
So, the description of the class says that it has a hook.
Oh, it starts with a...
Nice.
did not even see that up there
neato
forks and we got him
charm baby
uh...
might actually
Wait.
Um...
Fuck, did you just take off?
Why did I want to do this?
We're losing the plot here, boys.
We get soy milk again, actually. We probably do do the...
Get these sticks on the butcher to see more of his abilities.
See you guys, by the way.
I'm gonna get naked and watch you in my on my phone in bed gay
Now I'll undo that too. Bro, guys, it's 7pm. Is it bed time? Are you for real right now?
What happened to your sense of adventure?
Get a fucking grip.
I think we actually leave her here, not him.
Too old for that shit?
Dude.
You guys are closer to the death than you've ever been right now.
Okay.
Do you really want to spend the end of your days in a bed somewhere?
No, not poggers that is not poggers
This is what I wanted to do. I finally remembered
As close as you jokes on you I'm immortal
Heroes never die.
You guys know that?
From a...
A little bit of watching.
And a hook on YouTube.
And we'll get a plus one damage
What's that
Here you go fucked on a damage set that's from league you trog
Let me just quickly Google what trog is rock what is a trog
There's a video on how to use grok, better than 90% of people.
Didn't realize that you needed tutorials on how to use the thing that minimizes like
any amount of thought or effort, dude.
That is crazy!
A tutorial for a fucking tutorial, dude.
Wait, we're actually in Act 3.
I got a piss.
How many dead people in China have their accounts on and subscribing to, you think?
I don't know, but I appreciate their contribution.
Better than the bank repossessing their money.
I'll take five bucks a month, six bucks a month, how much?
Seven, eight?
We're back with a...
I'm ready to go tonight, the other party of life, wait for me to wait for joy or hate.
To come down, to be like, to let's go, not be like, so to prove I'm bending
Oh yeah, I feel it like, I feel it just as fine
Can't stop the solenoid, jumping out, shaking up, moving body
Oh yeah, that's the jam right there.
This is your man on the ones and twos, the one who's all bad news, the DJ with all the
Grooves, Maximillian's Aid.
It's like a fucking refrigerator in my office, man.
Jesus.
Do not open.
How come that guy did that?
What's this?
I'm streaming, guys.
Hey, I'm streaming over here.
Hey, oh.
I'm streaming.
Yeah, you're mad.
Um, what was this?
Normal creep tile.
They're kind of spread out, dude.
Welcome.
them stick of hell
dude the birds so good I forgot man
wolf form
Oh, I'm my basic tech.
Oops.
Gross.
What happened to random spells, bad.
It's done that one every time.
What are you standing on?
I literally cannot reach anything why
Money
I'm gonna kill who goes next you
This guy's doing damage dude he survived under Tony's to pray in his leadership
Gee, I sure hope so
I'm going to kill you shut up doctor. I'll kill you
Shut up buzz. I'll kill you.
Take an extra turn, you're stunned. And don't regenerate mana on that turn.
Well you can sort a tile within range 5.
Big fuckin' food moment, dude.
I had a small helpless fetus lying on the floor. Stairs up at her with large round eyes.
Best friend, fetus.
I thought you were supposed to be my friend, but all you did was hurt me.
why? you killed my fetus you son of a bitch he didn't even get to... he didn't even get to do one turn
you fucking monster! okay?
I
Yeah, yeah, you fucking stop man, please
Take a break
ummm
eh fuck it
i am the wolf
welcome what's up
Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Yep, that was a trash bag. That's okay. I don't think we're gonna let this guy anyway.
Teleports, mind you.
Is this Act 2?
No the title says it's Act 3!
Whoa!
Mama Mia.
You know what diagonally?
Oh.
trip trainer. Use game plus one strength. Don't mind if I do, fellow.
I'm the dumpster. I believe there's a lock keeping a choke. Why would you lock a dumpster?
Nurse hat.
Heals hill for one extra
Okay, wait
Now this one
Hey, hey, hey Franklin
Sponsor robots and crafts what is a tinker enters a mech when at low HP
Okay
Wait oh my god it's global holy shit I can't reach him I'm so fucking pathetic
But my friends can reach him.
What do we do to the Scyon?
Will he smartly attack him from behind?
Nice.
Youch!
Okay, man, that's a bit uncalled for what you're doing right now.
Maybe cleaving.
I mean, it's like no damage, but we'll bring them closer to yield fighter chance.
I wonder if stick would have been better here.
Okay!
Rude!
Oh, wait, we buffed the enemy. We gotta be careful.
Holy shit, he's healing.
Ummm, first...
Who just blew up?
Oh, that was him.
Thank god.
Hey Moon, can you teach me how to play Shaco?
guide says something different for instance on mobile fire they're like max at you and then q and
start near red but every website says max q start race and farm until old i just don't get it on top
of that i'm not really sure what i'm supposed to do in the late game i always want i always get one
shop of the cat slash adc duo so i wanted to ask your thoughts give up cosmic punch
How much money do we start with five?
You came to the right place asking Silver Jesus what to do.
Yes indeedy.
Um, yeah I think, I think we want to use stick.
Didn't know you're coaching lol now.
One of my many hats.
Oh my many hats.
Reformed a straight long-range Quake attack can grab an Insta-kill unit so it can reach
Hmm.
Cringe?
Stacey138579.
Can heal and grant all stats up to its allies.
Okay, now what?
Word?
Any way you're dead.
Any way you're dead.
Sponsor random units.
No, I don't think so.
Go get him, Haas.
He's still alive!
Oh, he's spawnin'.
How about no!
Ooh, it's an Austin Powers reference by the way.
What the fuck just happened?
Guys, it charmed my bird.
Scotty!
Heh, that's a rock.
Yeah, I wanted to see what happened.
Hmm.
predictably what happened was not good but that's okay you can't win them all
chief
maybe he can't but I can't I'm a loser oh get him
boom okay what's the plan we will move right here surely that does not
instantly kill me there's no fucking way you fucking bitch
You fucking bastard!
Where's the range on this? Pretty much it, but...
Wow, I'll remember that, buddy.
Hmm...
How do we prevent this from being a disaster?
Holy fuck man.
Fuck.
Ahhhh.
Okay.
Getting dangerously close to killing that guy, you fucking bastard.
I can't kill this guy.
Oh my god.
You healed it for a billion HP?
Ah, fuck.
The last time I played Jorid...
Uh, we had the thing that ignored...
that...
Hi, hi, hi.
Is it kill him or is it?
My bird!
Kill every unit with three or less health and become meat.
I
Means cats
I don't really like this too much man
All right armadillo how you doing 32 HP no problemo bro
Hmm.
Anyone missing a hat, nay?
Let's put the hook on you, actually.
Yield instant kill monster.
Nita finds an odd device with buttons and lever controlling a robotic device.
Pull lever.
learned falcon punch. I wish we had like an immobilize. That's how it works. Pouch!
I think that's the mob that we charmed at the start of combat. He did a great job.
great job fantastic job
you and how will to immobilize who do you mobilize
Hmm.
Hmm.
Meow.
Hmm.
Got any rocks? Yes.
Go forth, bird. Kill them.
We don't really need any healing.
Awoo!
Just fart that guy out.
Baby, I'm in you right!
Excuse me.
No go.
Where are they where are they hitting each other?
The hell.
Don't kill my bird.
I'll go on punch
Oh
We still heal in this form
Oh, yeah, they move that's okay, you've moved directly into my trap which I'm not going to spray
Oh, you're immobilized.
I don't care if you hit the bird.
The bird is disposable.
Chop them up.
Wait a minute.
What did you write?
What is that?
What did you rock? What is that?
Weird
We need more in on this guy
We did this back
No, I do that right yes double boulder head being calculated
This isn't increasing this damage
Damage.
Plus one in.
When you kill unit, deal one damage to all enemies.
Again, access mana, emit that many sparkles.
Holy shit.
Hold up.
We could be emitting 10 sparkles per turn. Assuming it counts the regia. Maybe we
have to use a little mana?
Like what if I just don't use mana? Would it give me my full 10? That's
unethical, unethical, delete item.
Would you like to make a deal, sir?
Swallow syringe equipped baby I don't want to use to immediately teach a cat the
active ability swallow either you didn't take damage it was like in this remaining HP
I'm sure.
Wait.
Hmm, sure.
It's like 4 minutes.
Not bad, not bad.
When you're down, permanently gain plus 1 to a random stab.
Aw, fuck, I'm like three gold off being able to buy all these things.
You need some flower tap now.
Millions you spawn to have plus three health regeneration plus some max health.
I think that applies to our Crow.
So each battle with a random vermin familiar with boosted mint.
That's how I bust on that crow? Yeah.
But I want to go for...
I want to win.
Rather, I don't want to die.
That makes sense.
What was this Nina finds a large machine with several buttons through the transparent window
she sees a strange cat with an extra head I we're giving it a buff well give it a holy
We're making our boss, okay.
No thanks.
Saus pulls the abort lever and the machine injects him instead.
Saus got nudists.
I was trying to get cooties but I failed.
Health up speed down.
I think we can manage that.
The final phase of mutating the clone is here.
Double head, third paw, mirror shot.
Double half
Hmm
Well, you don't wear stuff anymore. That's awesome
Plus five speed though 50% dodge chance wait
Not bad
Not bad at all, fellas.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Real Stacy?
How fast do you go, I don't know what you do.
There is filled with smells and burning fashions
There is a place where the cries and screams
There is light as they lay alight
There is a box of broken dreams
There is a box of broken dreams
There is a box of broken dreams
I don't want to use mana anyway.
So order is still more damage than whatever we got.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Okay, do we go for it?
Let's go for it.
Wait, we can just pull them there, actually.
Remember to keep your fingers
Wait
The no-thanks makes this boss easy AF?
Yeah, I don't fuck with the, uh...
...element.
Who's...
Who's Duke? Oh, we're done.
A preacher is doomed.
Strange machine stands before Armadillo.
Armadillo recalls Dr. Beanie's mentioning something about this.
Armadillo examines the machine and does not appear to be working.
Armadillo thinks Dr. Beanie's may know how to fix it.
He told you to press the big red button.
He's gonna be mad, guys.
He's gonna be pissed.
your last leg. He's not gonna be pleased about that one. I do not think so.
I'm just getting rid of those shit. We never...
On the nurse mask.
Um...
I like the charm, baby. Char baby is pretty good.
You can get rid of...
This.
And we're good.
We're gonna fight that stupid bitch.
Ronald, make a D's creamy surprise.
Thanks for 7.
Get another class of peers.
This one's a monk.
Hates armor, loves punching.
Slaps, punches, pokes, palms, wet willies, jabs, thrusts, haymakers, and uppercuts.
The list goes on.
So if you're into getting beat up or watching people get beat up, the monk is right up
your alley.
Yeah, right next to their fist probably.
Ha!
Right?
These are gonna be so fucking mad, actually.
It's not working!
Someone must have eaten the power source!
Hmm.
So to get the time machine back up and running, we're going to need a new power source.
Yeah, it's a time machine.
We've been using it this whole time.
Just don't remember it in this timeline.
Well, it's busted now.
fault says probably it shows your job to fix it. Is he a new? He has an electric generator
or something like one. I've got it! Legend has it an immortal dwelling is dwelling directly
under our feet. This place is called the Theravid domain. He's been locked down there for centuries.
That thing's heart would make a perfect source of power. Here, take this cooler.
It has regenerative properties and should keep the heart from decaying once it's removed.
Cryogenic time chain.
It may also revive anything else that dies around it, so maybe make sure to eviscerate your enemies?
I'll go get that heart so I can undo your mistakes.
Okay, now we fight the mouse.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We're gonna take the dread.
where it fucking owns.
Um...
And then we got Becky.
Hmm...
Where's the fighter at?
Right here.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Honestly, I really like the team that just had it.
But I'm gonna take the one who can intropede.
to
prove
to
Oh look at that he's got six now. Can you imagine? Can you imagine for a moment?
Why was that? Why was that? Why was that?
Actually don't leave her here I think
Not on that character
Or you or you we don't leave her a dole
Claire can drew it, eh?
It's okay.
This is damage up.
You know, maybe we soy milk him?
Nah.
Good boy.
Me just had...
Quick.
Doesn't count on...
Maybe that would be good but I want to use the nurse side.
So.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, booboo booboo booboo do.
What can we give you to keep you from getting your shit fucked up?
Some backflips.
Nah.
to con sure all enemies body revived all enemy bodies arrived at 3% health at
the end of each round except bosses find a random built into each battle
Yeah, I'm not sure we
Hmm...
Level 3, Cath?
Dude, it's fine, man.
It's fine.
Don't panic.
I don't know if Charm will be of any use.
In the meantime, can you please play the Japanese song?
Ah, yes.
The Japanese song.
Of course, of course, yes.
I think we're good.
Probably.
Start with a bomb, dude, fuck him.
Let's get rid of these items.
Any usable items?
No, already.
in. We cannot move this guy.
Those baptized in the fires of hell and survive
This one
Legma balls
I
No way it only does 1 damage 2?
no way it only does one damage to
attack again and I'm saving the attempt damage is oh we don't want to go to the
Fuck.
Psychic pretty useless here except for the uh...
Steve Jobs ability
You're gonna pick up the pace there, Chief.
There's a lot of burn.
No fucks about the lava.
Well, I probably should have walked him through it, but this clerks gonna go down eventually.
We gotta, we gotta pick up the dam.
Oh man, can't reach him
Wow, they were killing this thing, I'm gonna be honest.
The fire's out.
Kappa.
Kappa
If we have somebody to cleanse the cleric we might be alright, but
It's a fucking throwing me, man.
20 burn sags
I
Oh
I think I ran one up
It might be time to unleash the wolf.
I don't know if you live, bird.
It might be too late for you.
If he doesn't take any damage...
Can we stack stun?
No.
You can stack every other debuff in the game though by the way.
Nice.
Go forth, bird-chan.
A new lease on life.
now
Unleash the wolf
Damn, she'll last till the very end with all those stacks.
It's the man in the moon.
The hot potato item, yeah.
Nice.
Very nice.
Why do all these cats look the same?
Only one of them is in Brighton, he's an old one.
But damn has a ball.
Where'd I put you right here?
Jacekzak also tosses units into the air if it's a melee.
Hmm, you're born in the pit.
I don't know if I want to keep you
Brother oh brother get up there buddy
Who's your friend who's your parents?
appeal broccoli okay so we put the broccoli
Over here, wait, where's the idol at?
Zooms in with my face.
Oh, I found a friend.
All right, now we have seven health up here, so all the ones that get maimed can be unravelled.
maimed got my seal here because there's poop
mmm
there's like six cats
goodbye
That's too many guys man.
Listen sister don't tell the boys but I'm all out of tea. I'm literally drained of
gossip. Gah! I'm a fraud and everyone's going to find out. Baddie. My wife will
never be able to lick me in the face again. If she leaves me I'm ruined.
And who will spoil me?
This can't be the fate of Ferguson Rodney Tinkles?
Okay, what's it gonna take for you to keep those lips zipped?
Extortion, is it?
Well, I can't say I don't respect the hustle, girl.
A true boss bitch.
Okay, so how's 25 bucks sound?
Do I keep you from tattling about my shortcomings?
Okay, deal.
Nice.
Uh, not bad.
Let's keep looking.
I don't think so.
I miss the Japanese songs dude. This is the guy who wanted it and you weren't even here
morning morning morning as we're good morning rough by the way you're old oh
Oh, you never got to go on an adventure.
I do not care.
Where are you?
Right here.
Who are your parents?
I wonder if this room is technically bigger than these.
Yeah, probably not.
Wait.
No, it can't be.
It's actually smaller.
That's math, baby.
That's math, baby.
Simple geometry.
You can find out using geometry?
Yeah, or I could just come to a conclusion and then like be done with it.
I'm not even sure I'm right.
In fact, I'm probably wrong.
But maybe not.
You know what I mean, bro?
Off thou knoweth what I mean.
Do not come to conclusions.
Do not come.
For you.
seven's str question mark. You're kind of dumb but you got the constitution one so that's
cool. You know, no, you're the one who can snap stuff out of existence. Goodbye.
I can't take you unfortunately me reject
We're gonna start getting some cats, I think.
You're old.
Oh
Look at these stats whoa
Almost all sixes
Inbred
Loves greff.
I mean, surely you've created children with that mutation, yes.
Little blood hole face.
Blood hole face, blood hole face. Ha ha ha ha.
haha ha ha ha average aggression low libido
for some people the troops are heroes spelled wrong or firefighters or
teachers in the community whether this is for my hero yeah it's a bald streamers
name is Jesse moon room you're my hero my gaming name shine me shining arm dude
Thank you, man. Thank you.
I'm gonna name this moderately inbred cat after you, buddy.
Hey, chatter. Now that was me on my phone, actually.
This guy have horns? That's cool.
They're big ears.
I don't really care about you, to be honest.
Goodbye.
And you can also go...
No, no.
We can interrupt today's broadcast to bring you breaking news from our man on the ground.
Change the hem of an italae who comes to you live from the Boone County Ice House.
This is Jimmy Ra!
EverBalanteeeee live from the tragic accident at the Boone County Ice House.
I don't know who you're rid of here. I think it'll be you. No. Where's Wella
And we'll keep you and you.
This guy dying?
Oh, and you?
Okay, you guys, yes.
And you.
and again they do adventure appears and now listen up to this mask I mean I've
been working on with with paper machete in my downtime actually want to test it
out during angry face us obviously turn the cat that wears it into a total psycho
and get that cat wearing it to the end of the throbbing domain I'll hook you up
quick cat is an enemy must be down to win the battle and can still receive
level ups
Swole. Also inbred.
Here to save the day.
I
Stop fighting stop
They are a stark yes, which means you're going to goodbye
You guys are all related to each other, but that's okay because I will get some strays.
I'll leave you on there, too.
I saw him in the image increased by 2.
Shut up.
Hey, you got cured.
It's Pepe.
He's really dumb, but that's okay.
He really dumb, but that, that okay.
How are they not inbred?
It's just two castles that look similar to each other, I think.
What about you box it?
Hergola hits inflict to mobilize the weakness to basically get back removes debuffs from
allies.
He's got a lot of abilities.
He's also gay.
Not that that has anything to do with having a lot of abilities.
It could, though.
Magic damage increase?
Wait.
Wait.
Oh, you're good.
I'm gonna make you
Int charm
Muxkets wishing thing ranged in melee stances and attack twice per turn
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wow
Maybe not you though you will be
Second gunman
You will be clay Rick
You will be
Anyone faster than that nay nay
Lay butch or want to try out the monk actually
That'll do that'll do pig. I'll do you just figure. Oh my god
Are you covered in weird fucking spots? This is your disfigurement.
What the fuck? Oh, we have to go to the Throbbing Domain, don't we?
Hmm, Champ.
You're mobilized the start of the fight. It's so bad. I doubt you see this, but White sent me.
If anyone sent you to my channel, a random person, they're trying to scam you, brother. Bad news.
You haven't killed the throbbing guy with this guy nice
It's kind of funny how often this happens yeah, you gotta admire the guy's workload dude for sure
Wonder how much money is made ten bucks twenty bucks
It can't be much it cannot be it cannot be much it cannot be much
Is it all bots now yeah, it's probably it probably is bots actually
Yeah, you're right. You're right
You know we could make this guy drew it on it right where he'd be dropping domain with a druid
God, three speed is not good.
Not east not good.
What do we make this fella?
I actually paid 500 bucks and now me and Moon are best friends.
Yeah.
I talked to...
I talk to sanghi 53 often.
Very often.
We speak to each other.
We do that.
We do that.
We do that.
We do that.
We do that.
This guy's very high luck.
I don't know if luck is necessarily good for a psychic.
I can do this.
And then do this.
Which one of you would have had to mobilize?
You the psychic?
That's good because the immobilized won't affect him.
Okay, figured it out.
No punch guy, but that's okay.
Our cleric's the punch guy, right, fellows?
We will make the psychic the one to hold this
We have to go to the throbbing domain we have another thing which takes the throbbing domain
Your team has very bad luck during events
do we dare stack them the last time we saw God now we can do that as well the last time
we stack quest items we absolutely got fucking annihilated like almost instantly this isn't
so bad and will probably never be a factor. So it would primarily be about this.
Mali attack with damage equals charges, zero.
I didn't want to stray and kill them so I could get a never stone for the angry face
quest.
That's smart.
Man, we could take the knife, too.
When we get to the caves, do you think?
Three times side quest?
Let's tweaking do it, dude.
Let's tweaking do it, man.
Yes!
Apparently, I can remove this one, I will.
Poison one.
We might have to go giga-hard though, dude.
Don't take the poison, ass.
Why not?
By name of the stand, thanks for subbing.
the passage of the cleric cap quickly lets him mobilize inflict immobilize and
weakness to because is ass
okay that's not good enough reason guys
how we
basic attack passes through units and ignore shield that's so good oh fuck yeah
Oh, an enemy moves into an adjacent tile before my weak melee attack on it.
You can use your bases back in next time, and he...
Good.
Who do we want?
I feel like grip trainer on cleric so good because he's healing and damage ramps up every
time we do not have soy milk would benefit most from plus damage probably the cleric
I don't have to cleric the monk I mean whoops
Inflict magic weakness to an all units in your left side including my own
Any Libra waters
Don't quiet bro
Now, switch between melee and ranged stances, you have Brace 1 while in melee stances.
Lea Brooke?
I don't think so.
We can't put it on him.
Okay.
I think we take this on him just because he has got such high luck.
I don't think we need the nurses masks.
Although...
I kind of want to save that stuff, but I don't think we should save it at this point.
have no tank what really you also get this
I'll be not you though.
What?
More luck on the boy.
Kill 5 HP when you kill the Inner Destroyed Corpse though, that's pretty nice.
I'm sure some other guys could use some luck.
Plus one damage, glasses.
Um.
Do we have any chess piece with a morphine drip?
We do have a way to cleanse debuff, but they're not going to be anywhere near each other most
of the time.
So may have to not the best.
I
Really think you need to take a step back
They won't you're doing your missing basic fundamentals this game is so trying to learn improve you keep on do the same
They don't whatever hope for for different worlds. Come on. You're better than this man
So
I think we just go.
twosix palms
the fuck is twosix
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
meh meh meh
oh my god plus one range two
oh fuck yeah
oh fuck yeah
Die
They see if I can flex bruise until the end of the term
Wow. So far I'm pretty underwhelmed, but it could just be a matter of luck.
Ooh, nice meow.
I like the meow.
what the fuck hey what I would apply so all of my guys I thought it was just this
oh god
oh no
you know knife
I'll obliterate your corpse.
Booby-dooby-do-booboo-booby.
Revive that pussy.
I gotta kill the fucking bird, but I fucking can't.
I can't reach the bird. I can't fucking reach the bird.
Fuck this cat, now.
You know, holy damage and a fuck-blind everything except for six circle around you.
We got pretty good mana regen.
This vaporizes units it kills which is very nice for not accidentally reviving stuff which is uh...
Oh we have plus one magic gauge as well.
I almost get my cleric the uh...
The witch is well coming out here.
Just so that I can, if there was ever a debuff I needed to contact, I could literally just make them...
Jump. Use the contact you get knocked by 5 tiles.
This is kinda why we got the poison ass by the way.
Mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia.
I'm curious why it doesn't start to range.
Stop hitting my best friend that cat.
Immediately?
Oh wait, we needed Wrath of God.
I forgot.
I killed everything.
Who's next? You?
Oh, corpse revive.
Wait, monk's actually kind of good for this.
I want to use Wrath of God.
I want them to pay for their crimes against me.
Me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me.
And stab him!
Summon a princess. Summon a half-sized copy of yourself with... I don't want that. That's
poopy. I hate AI-controlled units. Game plus one armor for each empty armor slot you have
and then switch stances.
Jump to a tile, bounce off any land I damage a unit, sure.
Triple quest, quest.
Modded hairspray.
Deal fire damage and a cone.
That's kind of neat.
Then fog rolls in, oh god.
But that's for everyone though, surely it will benefit us, right guys?
The AI plays better than you do.
Wait, did it just miss a bunch of my guys?
What's that?
weird anyway go fuck yourself chatter bitch bitch chatter
uh do we risk it yeah we go
baby do be do be do okay so I thought I could get behind them we can't
cringe now he's gonna die a fucking poison cap it gets no cap is it's
an emo it used to be an emo
Have you heard of camp?
Alright we gotta charge up our wrath of God dude
I cannot hit him in the back right now.
That's so fucking sad, man.
I
Oh
I
Yep
Well, I mean, there's no point fucking round the body now, is there?
There's not much of enemies.
He got a chain dash, by the way.
Oh! Never mind.
It's like this guy in the other arm, really.
Kind of.
Of course.
Get a 40% chance to hit that guy, BTW.
Nice chain you fucking idiot.
Oh go.
Oh go again.
him ass okay behold true fucking power we're gonna stab something with that
knife you be cladics yourself
I don't know what that means it'll ever cost one coin like the initial coin
It means walk over
Yeah
Let's try going toss I've you seen the other stuff
Now we have three quest items so you might be thinking surely
You do not go the hard route, right?
omega low omega low omega low omega low omega low
Oh
Great deal
All right, I'm gonna need you to fuck off with the rocks, dude
What the hell did I ever do to you man
Okay, kill this fool.
That is not a rock I can punch you idiot.
Stop.
He's going to come back to life.
Okay, you actually need to fuck off.
Dedge.
Dedge.
Not upset at all? Thanks for something?
Same.
Well, any unit within your life site to a tile adjacent to it.
Push away each unit near you.
I'll put two tiles away to just place any units you teleport into.
Or this one.
Which I like a lot.
Man, man, man.
Oh, dead.
Man, I like this.
Weapon gains plus one damage, plus one use when it gets a kill.
Damage resets at the end of adventure.
13 uses left.
We don't really have anyone we can use this on.
Grinch.
See, Youngster and Zenyogre, if you're so lucky, we're getting really lucky on these
ones.
We're supposed to be having bad luck right now.
Perhaps my modifications to the game files finally have their, uh, our, uh, yep,
mayhaps. Yup. Who's Steve Jobs? Wait, I'm gonna save it for that guy back there.
this guy goes twice says who are you
B, L. Keep going, Geh-Rez.
We did not think that went through, fellas.
Heal, heal, and also kill, but also heal as well.
I would have made it no
Wait, we just walk away from this guy. What are you gonna do hit us?
use the coin
all right
why does this shit do so much damage that's crazy
I don't want to... I'm not gonna be able to get it.
Who's Steve Jobs?
Take my balls.
It's your basic attack damage?
Oh shit, maybe our ramping damage up is increasing that.
I thought it was 10 base though.
Look at this, there's a left.
Extra turn always nice, basically that gains you one coin when it deals damage.
Okay, we're doing AOE right now.
When you get a coin, 50% chance of spawning a coin on a random tile and 50% chance of
getting another red.
do burgle? Wait, ooooh. So we coin toss, basic attack, coin toss. Yeah. Me me me meow.
ignore we don't we don't interact with the
little like that fellas look at all of
our cool quest items haha yeah
No, maybe you and all allies heal to HP and two men and gain two men.
Hmm, that's nice.
Yeah.
Good bye.
One sucks.
Um, yeah, you sucks though, so it kind of balances out, doesn't it?
I'm so hungry now, I'm gonna put some grab on fire.
I'm so hungry now, I'm gonna put some grab on fire.
Look at that blessing of the blessing of spirit give me 14 mana to do this
I fucking miss but still send them
he go next
they're mine the order didn't happen actually I'm a fucking moron I'm a
stupid piece of shit bitch wait
sorry buddy
Really no
You are fucking kidding me man
Okay. Absolutely not. Okay.
Dodging.
Hmm.
Surely we don't crit this guy, right?
Sorry, buddy.
necessary sacrifice to the nuclear knife
Unfortunately...
That's right solid solid hunch today. Oh, you think this is a hunch? Well, wait a minute
wait until you get a load of of this we used to practice the gamer hunch and now
we practice the fentanyl fool may have she would like to see an example of my
progress so far
Hey, today's gonna be a small bald patch in the back of your head.
Uh, yeah, you lose your hair when you get older, sometimes, depending on who your parents
were.
Some people like you born with three inch penises, you know what I mean?
You ever watch Full Metal Alchemist? Do you know what equivalent exchange is?
Right back, I'm gonna go pee.
Okay!
a cursed Japanese poem that causes illness, misfortune, or even death to whoever reads it out loud.
Many have reported feeling uneasy after reading just half way into it.
Don't read it out loud!
The poem is about a Tomino who dies and falls to hell.
It was written by Yamato Inuiko and a story titled, The Heart is Like a Rolling Stone.
The poem with English subtitles feels something like this.
What?
You're not reading it? Literally all you have to do is not read out loud and you won't die, chat.
You just shit yourself?
Oh, I got the right to hang up.
We are at the end of the world,
The end of the world,
We are at the end of the world,
We are at the end of the world,
We are at the end of the world,
Oh shit!
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fucking
you
you
you
you
you
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You kids are stupid!
Can you rap for us daddy?
Sure, man.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Can you rap for us daddy? Sure man.
Rap. Be.
It's me Moon Moon and I'm going to the darkest dungeon lunch team six from the back always
and I'm here to say that you should give me money on a lovely basis because otherwise I will go to jail for tax fraud
That's right. That's a crap that we endure at the whitest power park of society
You used to believe in the FGC Corp Valley
Dude, Old Moon man, what a freaking, what a freaking bae, we're not going to kill that
cool
we can get a little goofy with it them art to that already oh no
I didn't kill that guy, that was cool.
Exodia.
Aw man, I forgot, he moves.
How come he doesn't damage himself when he walks into the wall?
Hmm.
That's just how he work.
Mad best song by the way all the poops are dead now
There'll be three coins on that ground right now.
i'm trying to get rich
alright don't judge me but i did not see that guy right there
Oh, they're safe though. Wait.
The wrath of God.
You can see everything. Line of sight restrictions are ignored. That's really good.
Any spare glasses?
Nope.
Ho-ya-ya-yi!
Be wet.
The giant sleeping shark blocks the way forward.
Okay, so we should have just walked around first of all.
Zarsie, they've zipped me.
He's feared and wet. Nice, just feared.
M'brain, main, main, main.
Uh, what's the plan? What's the plan?
Um...
Own yo ass. Own yo ass. Damn! You don't exist anymore.
use it in wrong order minus one attack well the fuck else am I gonna attack God
I don't understand
I don't want you to get damaged okay, bro
Wait, this is good.
Don't crit him.
Oh, you scared you scared kitty cat
I can't reach him.
Yeah
Brother
Are you done being scary, little pussa?
of
the
Sure, I don't normally like taking that, but our ability is it doesn't really make
a difference.
Plus one damn.
It was completely free to not type that type of...
Imagine if coming involves sucking semen up your dick instead of shooting it out.
Yeah.
It's raining.
I think about that a lot actually.
We do be thinking about that, we do be thinking about that.
Alright, Shirley, there's no good place to stand that involves also not getting his
way.
Hold on.
I can't move!
Ligma balls.
What up?
Back to the ball.
Uh, you stay.
me we got holy shit no we don't we're not really sure
advance oh he was stunned I thought it happened regardless
Ah, fuck that.
I'm still getting used to coin toss, right, fellas?
I'm sorry no wait
okay it's okay everything's okay everything's okay everything's okay everything's okay
Guys said the AI plays better than you was right.
Well that guy's got terminal brain cancer now.
You were thinking that?
What happened?
Wouldn't you like to know?
wouldn't you like to know we got to use the knife soon fellas
Not this guy's heal first?
No.
Dude, he's tonguing me.
Ligma balls.
That was a bird.
There's a bird.
What's up?
Uh-oh.
Disregard the uh-oh.
All right big man, I'm driving an awkward amount of HP on these guys.
Not good, not good.
This knife gonna blow the F up.
The fuck is that?
With starting with 12 mana a mana.
12?
Wait, we're starting with more than 12 though.
We're starting with 14.
Exactly.
That's just the number we got.
So it would be 16.
The cleric buff?
Yeah, but that only happens after the cleric's turn, guys, right?
At least that's what I'm seeing the numbers, Bob.
So that gets starts with plus 5 mana.
Okay.
So it'll be 17.
Okay, it doesn't really matter.
Why not?
Oh, for it to shake it.
In plus 3 health regen to the eval is pretty good, we're not using it as a...
flush down the hole.
Examinate.
Cats look down on whore as they find the dumpsters full of cat skeletons.
There are scratch marks all over the inside of the bin with a terrifying way to go.
Not wanting to be the next victim of the party, please don't care.
Oh everyone's got fear now.
That's awesome.
That's especially awesome considering we're not just going to blow up.
my
your
full
hu
the
love
We got one more turn to make it work.
Man, I don't want to know what happens when that knife blows up, actually.
Yep.
Sleep though baby.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Meh.
Hmm, I don't think that reaches.
This does.
This type is kind of a pain in the ass, man.
Revive all bodies, fully heal all units, and clear all status plates.
Every ally that hasn't taken their turn takes their turn right after yours.
within your line of sight backflips out of the way the next time they're targeted by an enemy.
Do we really need this?
It would be cool to use this thing.
What?
Game plus one bleed each time you attack.
Oh no!
Wait, I wonder if the bleed is applied before or after it's cleansed.
to coin it right here. But we're gonna move anyway.
We don't wanna pull it.
Ooh, I was getting fucked up actually, because he's moving every time.
Around the bowl.
He's in a half HP, I don't know how much that does.
Alright, let's see.
Okay.
It's not inflicting the bleed, however we are getting the bleed.
Cringe?
This mug's beaten this dude's ass, man.
Oh my god, it applies Burrs as well.
That's what it's all about.
Yeah, I don't think I would...
I don't think a rare crate kills it.
Clearly I'm just not good at math, so...
charge spirit bomb.
allies gain the bonus ability to donate energy to it.
what the fuck?
Bam, b-b-b-bam.
Hmm.
Now you think that there's three more damage each time you use it on the same turn.
It flicks all the SAS effects that your basic deck does.
We're pretty good at end.
I mean we gotta get the spare ball.
That's what I get for it.
Minus one Charisma?
Aye.
Roundabout.
Alright.
Can we take the knife off once we're in the caves?
No.
Hi-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah.
Probably not fun to f**king have, ma'am.
Don't you move after you hit it?
No.
You're fucking kidding me dawg.
Bought to line up the nastiest fucking multi-kill dude.
him he's wounded charge it up that's too many I can do multiple times all right
guys was there a worse enemy for us to have to hit the dagger attack on than
these guys may have not may have some they have some surely we get them next
time with the back attack oh thank god spear bomb spear bomb spear bomb
Now am I going to spear bomb one guy?
My clicks were buffered brother.
was buffered. Spare bomb of hell. That's what it looks like? That's so fucking sad. No!
Oh my fucking god.
This guy's alive.
Perfect.
Die!
Did it do a ton of damage?
I think it adds two damage every time we don't add
I have temporary luck until your next turn spend all your mana for every five minutes
Spending point base second place plus one poison
Steel Kidney
We have any food yes
Those bats always dodge the first hit. Oh, I thought they just had a 50% dodge.
Find another way. The cats wander lost through endless caves that all look alike.
Great. It's about to get real debilitating.
The mobilized doesn't matter yeah I'm pretty sure they only have 50% dodge man I was right
and you're wrong.
Now what I'm expecting from you is what Twitch often expects of me when I say something and
I'm completely wrong okay.
I want to double spaced MLA format apology okay because this is affecting me in ways
that you cannot even begin to comprehend. I'm sorry. Okay. You can do that. We're going
big style all right big style kind of did not work out that's okay
I
Hmm good luck. Oh, there's a guy back there
How come it we didn't counter the
So we may we may have made a slight mistake that's okay though
And by slight I mean enormous
Oh what?
Yeah
Yeah, oh yeah hit yourself
Big four kills, big four kills.
I want to break free, is on the song.
Tom Petty.
I don't actually know if it's by that guy.
It sounds right though.
Okay buddy.
Nicky Martin, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm, probably shouldn't Wrath of God here.
Really gotta get someone with this dagger.
I know just the fool.
But first, we're going big-style.
I-YEEEAH!
I-that was ill-advised.
Ill-advised.
And stupid.
Counter spell this, bitch.
Oh!
Ligma balls
Give me enough of my name it alpha the skill
Hmm. Sure. Hmm.
Bro, getting these mini-pills is actually just going to grief my time after this fucking
adventure, by the way.
Confusion 2 to yourself and all enemies at the start of each battle.
I really like that.
Meh.
A beggar with sad eyes holds up a small cardboard sign to Menace.
Could you spare a few pennies, please?
15 green drink thanks game five mana usable once per battle what did you have
in your slot right here it was the counterfeit coin where did it go right
here it's so many items yeah and I'm not going to be taking any of them so
Bugger.
Parish.
That's a guy of five damage right now, his base attack.
Wait, we Spirit Bomb, dude?
Of course.
But of course. I wonder if this cancels our aura, let's see.
It do. It do. And that was a dumb question as well.
Hmm.
Take the rest, brother.
I'll leave the rest to you.
Hmm, should we do it now?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it now.
Fuck you.
Spirit Bomb too.
Hey, we wrath of God these guys.
It's too late.
I'm surrounded.
Help!
Okay, keep hitting them.
Give me a...
Oh wait, no.
They're gonna hit before they even get touched.
What up?
What up?
I don't know why I'm charging it up, but I'm gonna keep doing it.
Spirit bomb move.
Forget these guys actually.
There is one in the water.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
dead. Never stood a chance. This removes the area required now. This reduces our...
Dang, it's only down by one though.
Hmm.
Let's get this.
Truly, the wrath of God is upon us.
I'll get the two tiles toward you.
Donate energy plus.
Kill yourself again, plus one to a random stat.
This is the same ability.
Oh.
No.
It's not.
We're going to apply multiple stacks.
Be rough, Luz!
Hey, it's me! I heard you're pretty strong!
Who dies first?
Hey! It's me!
Yep, you're needed.
Alright, who dies first?
You.
Oh my god, wait!
Our omniscience is showing us that those were cats in disguise already.
And that's why I couldn't see their health bar and I was confused.
I was like, what the hell's happened?
neat that's freaking neat dude I need to do a little more damage to you
free moves one square okay died to the poison that's not good oh my wait no this is perfect
Why did they res them?
The quest item?
I thought they had to be next to units, but I guess it's just any entity, like, whoa.
to flippie it's all enemy bodies but they had to be next to why do I think that
I'm gonna be wise to ride with 3% health at the end of each round, it's a boss.
Ooh.
Urm.
Parish.
Parish.
Spirit bomb.
for three please stop it again he did thanks
hmm you guys kind of got a lot of HP right now
Oh, no, oh my god.
I need like one mana, help!
to see so explain to me why you stop right there I'm just curious oh look
I'm just a little curious about that that's all
I don't really have time to heal.
Who needs a why can't you move?
Why are you mobilized death?
I'll go behind him.
I'll go behind him.
We're at a point at infinite range with a 50% crit chance.
That ignores shield.
Ten luck.
Hmm.
Probably coin toss.
Plus one range.
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
These are your glasses though and this glass is very nice.
And where?
Broom, broom, broom, mew mew!
So many drugs, so little time.
Ooh, that's the item I couldn't afford earlier.
The necromancer one.
Yippie!
Hmm.
Not... Not today!
Whatever the fuck would have happened.
Not today.
Coin get.
So this isn't counters the spell. That is weird.
If it starts its turn with counter spell available, it absorbs it for a buff, will counter a spell
once per turn.
How come they didn't do that?
Poor K.
Didn't have a turn yet?
It doesn't specify that it's his turn though.
dude who the freaking heck knows man
this guy's webbed three
the wrath of God
I can't move. Oh, yeah. We still have several more webs to go. Come here.
Paperize everything on a tile, blah blah blah, this is the giga dam.
Castle when you're down.
It costs zero mana if you're down.
Hmm.
I mean, obviously that one.
Money, shmoney.org slash investigate, oh no, it glows with an eternal light.
Toxic Waste, mutate some things that step in this, get random setups or stat- oh yeah.
These are like the temp ones.
My balls
Doesn't hurt I was so hyper focused on this thing
Where we kill this thing
It's not the birth though.
He does a lot of damage.
Many sparkle when you use your basic attack, not bad.
33% block damage and counter attack.
And then the enemy moves into an adjacent tile before a weak melee attack on it twice.
Both of these are good.
I want to do that.
Dude, we're getting so many freaking furniture.
One baby spider.
I still can't get over the pox that this thing appears to have.
Okay.
Don't crit. Nice.
Retreat!
We should have coined them first.
Dude get out of me man.
Okay nice backfull video.
I didn't think that would work, but it did.
I hate this song.
I cannot lie.
I cannot tell a lie.
should coin diverse do get out of there
This is a very pathetic spirit bomb buddy.
I cannot lie.
Here we go.
Juicy.
I like that you little bitch
Oh, okay.
34.
What are you thinking about?
He's beating their ass, Red!
Nice catch.
Nice catch.
I kind of want to kill him with the spirit bomb. Like Goku would. And Goku would be like,
That's the spirit?
That's what he would say probably.
You know what I mean?
Goku doesn't kill. He killed Frieza. And I don't care, yeah sure he didn't directly
kill him, sure. But he did chop him in half and leave him on an exploding planet, which
I think counts as murder still. Spearball! He Batman killed him.
It fucking counts! It counts! It does count.
We did all three side quests.
Plus two damage, 25% critical chance of Flix Bleed won.
Oh, with the meleeers, right.
Risk Attack gains one coin and spawns a coin pickup.
Plus 10 range.
We already got plus one, we're fine.
Very ignore shield.
Oh my god, wait, we still have to do the throbbing king.
It's a tough call here.
We can attack from across the map with this.
That's really good.
Super nope.
Hundred-Hand Slam.
So the throbbing domain, don't worry about the knife anymore I think, hopefully.
You're still wearing it though, so take that shit off, bitch.
I don't even know what to give you.
Damage in a cone sure buddy
Are you
It's set to take it to the cave I've done that I've done that
Not good not good
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I love this song.
Parish.
It's definitely a wrath of God moment.
This corpse is going to come back. Which is annoying.
Damn!
Wait, he hits the corpse too! Wait, that's actually so good.
perfect wait that's not perfect I underestimate I I overestimate the mad
That damage is just dead.
Dead nature corpse with my mind.
Alright man.
Go.
Hmm.
Fuck it.
Plus four in.
Hold up.
Wait.
Don't really have any gravity swells.
If only we had 14 in, guys.
care only two chat fight chat fight yeah yeah come on guys no one actually cares
you know all right get a freaking grip dude
Hmm, I'm trying to line up a multi-attack here, buuuut...
No way I did it backwards fuck it's so stupid
We're gonna set up a knife kill for him.
enough to fucking beat his ass. See these guys think they're gonna get to live a fruitful
life they truly do. And honestly that's really sad. What the fuck did I do that?
dummy
oh look at them all growing that's so cute
we're out of God you don't exist anymore
You no longer exist! You mean NOTHING!
Where's the last one? Directly next to me?
Is that Bishop?
Holy, holy moly!
Ooh, quit.
Oh.
I can't wear it!
No!
I can't wear it how do you unlock the month class I had to I had to be quick
Which which son was a chap help help that guy. He's a good guy, man
from granny
You
That's where I just supposed to be like key blast that's so fucking cool
I
Hmm
Bro
Oh man, if I only... it could move a little bit further, man.
That's a double triple back attack as well.
Man, what a shame.
What a shame.
Oh, we could have just done this.
Oh, he's not getting stunned.
the
dumbass
Not good for you right now man.
Oh fuck!
I
Holy shit, they hit the counter attack shit or the whatever it's called, auto attack,
defense is this the spread out one read I didn't read it did not read it there's
is not. It's a way with murder. Unfortunate buddy. Hey, push the coin into me. That's
also unfortunate for one of us. Oh fuck.
They pooped him out.
Nice.
Ah yes, slow too.
I
Won horse down
Bro whites
How does he not hit him before?
of
the
is donating the spirit bomb energy hurt causing bleed to her
That's okay
Died
What
We did the the fucking Tom and Jerry screen when he scream when he died what the fuck
We can't jump around anymore, it's immobilized.
Well, well, well.
It would seem your reign is over.
Tell me why that didn't hit his corpse, doesn't matter.
Okay.
Alright, you gotta kill this guy though.
Here's getting back up.
we got killer's guy
oh my oh we're good I was already in rage stance
oh yeah the bosses don't get back on this right you're right you're right
you're right
Holy moly.
Three side quests done, dude, look at these items.
Movement actions just jump if you land on a new deal when the damage shown bounces to
an adjacent tile.
Dodge and crit chance your basic attack and please bleed.
I mean to charm madness, fear, and confusion.
Don't we have like a quest item that inflicts madness?
I wonder if that would negate it.
Okay, so...
Oh, right.
Surely we can't fail this, right?
dude I swear there's no way in big 2026 they would make you fail this I give it a
chance to fail there's no way
you can't fail this I mean yeah yeah but could you imagine though is it we had
another we had another quest item that was making all of those world events
And that counts as a world event, like the question mark tiles or whatever.
It said it was making us extraordinarily unlucky for those.
No you died the first time you did that.
So it's, that's a different one though.
That's like, I just did like a main story quest.
I didn't just like try to loot the guy.
Do you understand?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Very nice.
Plus one ring.
That d6 would be nice.
What else?
Green drink would also be nice.
Water bottle for the fire quest?
Is there a fire quest for him?
Yeah, top hat kinda sucks.
At least for us right now.
Well, let's go get paid, fellas.
Let's go get fucking paid.
Big Dosh, big Dosh, yes!
Oh man!
will put us 50 years into the future. I can hear it now. The Nobel Peace Prize goes to...
Boom! Dead. Everything dead.
Sorry, I just can't get that visual out of my head.
Boom! Only ashes were made.
Guess he had to be there. Here. I made a gun with the same tech. I call it nuclear gun.
Pretty neat, huh? Also, wait. You did it. Honestly, I didn't think that was even possible.
The mirror appears to have fixed itself, and the soul is trapped inside it.
I'm a freaking genius!
Well, you can have it, I guess.
Oh yeah, and the 300 coins, too.
Also, just so you know, that smell isn't me.
It's my excrement or something.
As a fellow hobo, I'm sure you know us bums defecating bags.
This is my life now.
Bag defecation, thieving in copious amounts of pills, such as the life of a vagrant, but
I digress.
I see you have a cooler with that still beating heart of our lord and savior, super meatball.
Good work.
Now just go back to my time machine and stall the heart and hop inside.
I'm sure it's a...
I'm unsure of its current settings, but it should send you somewhere into the pants.
Maybe even before you existed, crazy, huh?
You could be your great, great uncle grandpa.
Oh, uh, but there's a thing I gotta tell you about.
You've probably never heard of it, but there's this theory I came up with called the Butterfly
Effect.
It's something like, if you kill a butterfly in the past, your mom dies?
I can't remember the details, Raven.
The point I'm trying to make is, if you change something in the past, it's bound
to affect the future in some way.
So just smash the hell out of as many things as possible in the past as possible.
I assume at some point the chaos you caused will end up changing our current timeline.
Hopefully enough that I'm back in my lab, defogating into something that flushes early
swallows.
I'll ping you when I notice a change, till then I'll just be sitting here, I'm digging
up drinking it, it's pretty nice, and it feels like a time machine in itself, honestly.
Why do you hate this guy?
He was your brother in battle.
It's $647 reduced.
Oh.
I mean we gotta get it, right?
My quest rewards are in the bin?
We gotta get it, right?
For my items.
Great.
You'll 40 damage to a target and 20 damage to everything else.
20% chance to break on use.
20% chance to reflect projectiles.
I
Bown TV all right big mutation hours right now
For work
No, no
It's not very well organized over here
All right, we got seven mutation in this bitch
Nice
For what did I not just get a bunch of food
I don't know oh she's got a thing on her head I
I did get food.
Oh, I left them outside.
No, I'm so sorry.
Moving through water costs zero movement.
Man, man, man.
Man.
All right, get in there, wait.
You got exa-anguinated, my friend.
6, 6, 5, 7, 4, 5, 6.
Wait, you're gay.
Which is totally okay by me, fella.
Warning.
I mean, it looks inbred in here, but I promise it's not.
look none of them are in bread you're very mean cat aren't you the comfort
level is not very high on there
I don't know, I don't know what to do about the, if I'm being honest, I mean this takes
a lot of space, but we can put it somewhere else.
We've got these uh, comfort table.
What else you got up here?
Nothing really.
Um, we don't even need the comfort in here either.
the issue is we don't have anything to attach stuff to
desktop top rate can be put under stuff this one
mayhaps chat or mayhaps
May...
Hapsu.
I mean improvement, I think.
So that's something floating right there actually.
Oh we got space on there. Oh shit!
Comfort.
Bro, the shit is almost entirely full.
Appeal, appeal, appeal, appeal, comfort, feel, looking like for the shit that doesn't need
to be hooked on anything, but it seems like, seems like it has, it has been determined.
Alright, now we're really min-maxing right now, holy guacamole.
Sweet.
Good motherfucking stream daps literally every single person up one after the other.
What's up dude coughs on you and gives you go vid.
You don't touch me.
Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, hmm, hmm.
CTS dieta consumption.
A good stream.
Tomorrow's probably the last师 bunch in extreme.
I think.
I mean.
I have to be close to the ending, right?
Maybe not.
It's it not man.
I mean, extremely will be 60 hours.
It's kind of like the limit.
For me.
So.
We'll see.
250 hours for 100%. I don't 100% games. So yeah.
Remember how to save files? Let's do the games at 40% completion.
Then I suppose that's where it will remain after tomorrow.
So, if I add two streams to complete Act 3, alright, I'll try to complete at least Act 3, I think, actually. We'll see. We'll see.
Let's see.
Feller and Ekipin and Toehammas and Dashflintlock
and Kamie Love and Demi Zoo and my babas
and the old wall and the Azogar like so.
You have 1,000 hours and a half sword?
No, I don't.
Half sword.
200, sorry, 24.6 in the most recent half sword.
138.5 and all right, so you know it is a lot but that's okay. That's good
Many hours you have a new genics
50
Look maybe if the cats could swing physics baby