[B42 unstable] 97% sprinters vs. Solid Snake | The Search for Outer Heaven

MOONMOON

02-26-2026 · 7h 36m

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[00:00:30] Greetings.

[00:00:35] Greetings.

[00:00:39] We're gonna answer them in Abernashix for seven,

[00:00:41] and they're March, sorry.

[00:00:50] Kevin Love, thanks for subbing.

[00:01:02] And Toakso, thanks for subbing. They canceled smiling friends.

[00:01:08] Smile about the friends you made along the way.

[00:01:11] business off drink forever pooping out to Alta co kid and the D still thinks for something

[00:01:19] under please fix for something in Zambu will Eddie bingo and wipe by the way and I don't

[00:01:31] I don't hate Gary, they're just up and saying am I starting a new world today? I think so

[00:01:48] How can I tell?

[00:01:52] What percent Chinese are you? I don't know

[00:01:56] Dragon Tongues for seven and dice the vice 55 subs dawn, you know, thanks for something

[00:02:01] I

[00:02:03] Hit solo custom

[00:02:09] Rosewood

[00:02:12] Blicky I

[00:02:14] Changed the rally size to zero by the way

[00:02:17] Sam and OW and Johnny J and see your D stopper and jamboree

[00:02:26] Anyone else feeling Chinese right now

[00:02:31] Up on marathon Lamar the shit is some boomer Garbo. Why are you behind on the times, Unk? I?

[00:02:39] Watch some marathon today

[00:02:42] Why is every interior like an RGB streamer keyboard room?

[00:02:49] What's up with that?

[00:02:52] Tails of hollow things are so

[00:02:54] Oh, lead killer pallet.

[00:03:10] RGB lights are to 10 million subs.

[00:03:16] The bright colored lights trigger your autism now.

[00:03:19] You do.

[00:03:21] Bitch.

[00:03:23] I

[00:03:31] Own that guy

[00:03:38] No, okay, I

[00:03:41] Use the visor because it looks like a bandana from a certain angle

[00:03:46] Any trepidix or seven

[00:03:53] Do the meme out of 4090?

[00:03:57] That's awesome.

[00:03:58] I'm happy for him.

[00:04:01] Wait, it changes my hair though.

[00:04:13] Hold on.

[00:04:20] I guess we could just do stubble, actually.

[00:04:43] Water.

[00:04:45] Water, just say we need to cook.

[00:04:49] Get the crucifix of course.

[00:04:55] Perfect. Looks just like him, dude.

[00:05:01] This is a buddy washer and dryer, can I get five big booms?

[00:05:04] Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

[00:05:09] Oh yeah, I turned my music down, so why is there no fucking music?

[00:05:20] That's okay.

[00:05:21] I'm feeling this right now, L6 or something?

[00:05:32] honest and uh else thanks again for some of it and MJA thanks for some of it

[00:05:42] mm-hmm any tips on making it big on social media

[00:05:49] right wing grift make sure your account's based in Russia

[00:06:02] Time is up.

[00:06:06] The cooking channel's on.

[00:06:09] Ding.

[00:06:11] Yeah, it's a new world.

[00:06:23] Oh, they got some workout stuff, bud.

[00:06:28] Hey, barbell.

[00:06:31] Hmm.

[00:06:38] Affirmative.

[00:06:57] Snake, this is a stealth mission.

[00:07:05] Snake, you can eat the barbecue chips

[00:07:07] to satiate your hunger.

[00:07:09] Go, Lu and TC sitting on another's...

[00:07:23] I'm going up.

[00:07:24] Wait.

[00:07:27] Anyone playing marathon today this show is how you will be these are some this

[00:07:37] She look holy.

[00:07:48] Number Jack shirt.

[00:07:56] What a beautiful day without zombies.

[00:07:59] Sponsor didn't come through.

[00:08:02] I was not looking for a marathon sponsor, although I did accept a new one.

[00:08:07] For a d-fifth.

[00:08:16] Damn sponsor, I'm ready.

[00:08:27] Nah, we're not big league yet, dude.

[00:08:30] We're not big league chew yet.

[00:08:32] metal. Yay. That's awesome.

[00:08:43] play are you sick coward I'm playing tomorrow man the process of getting a

[00:08:53] key from glorious Nippon is an often complicated esoteric one let's just say

[00:09:04] that

[00:09:09] Oh

[00:09:12] What up what kind of my house

[00:09:26] So let my gf peg me

[00:09:28] Yeah, what's up?

[00:09:45] Watch.

[00:09:47] Dub.

[00:09:50] Gas can.

[00:09:52] Dub.

[00:09:54] Dub

[00:10:01] We only need one fellows who respirator dub

[00:10:11] Hmm, let's take some nails. They're kind of heavy though

[00:10:18] You kill Brutus yet who dad

[00:10:24] Parkway, thanks for selling

[00:10:32] Who was screaming at me?

[00:10:38] This is terrible less terrible less terrible

[00:10:49] Okay, this is actually terrible. No, we don't have your bows

[00:10:54] of

[00:11:20] That is it, but whatever.

[00:11:27] BOOM!

[00:11:34] My guy looks like from Star Trek.

[00:11:41] Steelrod W.

[00:11:42] That was the respirator doing.

[00:11:48] Bad.

[00:11:50] Snake, you can replace the respirator filter by right clicking upon the respirator, and

[00:12:01] then selecting Attach Filter to Respirator.

[00:12:08] Gloves.

[00:12:09] Everyone shut up.

[00:12:14] I gotta turn the music back up.

[00:12:20] We back in Kentucky, boy.

[00:12:24] Tell me you're holding this in both hands, because it sure as hell does not look like

[00:12:27] it.

[00:12:28] Man, I mean, maybe?

[00:12:29] Wait, I thought you could hold this still rod in two hands.

[00:12:44] Well, F.R.N. Kalecs or something.

[00:12:48] My stupid.

[00:12:55] Squish.

[00:12:58] You're attached to the back, it's two-handed?

[00:13:00] There simply is no way.

[00:13:14] There simply is no way.

[00:13:27] Oh, fellas.

[00:13:47] Oh, you fucking bitch.

[00:13:54] Gotta go!

[00:13:57] Alright, you don't trip on that, buddy.

[00:14:10] This is a fucking mistake! They're firefighters!

[00:14:17] Alright, I need-

[00:14:18] Oh, please don't tell me they-

[00:14:19] Okay, we're up here. Oh my Jesus!

[00:14:27] It's main street.

[00:14:39] One hour. The survival... the survival instinct not there dude.

[00:14:50] Try again. May as well start a new world since we died so early.

[00:14:54] Rosewood! Random seed!

[00:14:59] So what are the odds that the first house we crack open is a...

[00:15:05] Alarmid. That seems pretty unlucky if you ask me, fellas.

[00:15:12] What up, poop lover 73?

[00:15:24] Rosewoods for chumps?

[00:15:26] I already did my favorite town, West Point.

[00:15:29] It's at home security system odds to 50% now.

[00:15:38] I mean, technically that's what it's at.

[00:15:48] That's so unlucky. You know, we're not even gonna dwell on it.

[00:16:02] Yippee!

[00:16:03] Yeah, sure, those new zombies are the...

[00:16:09] Who the fuck am I?

[00:16:18] Or you can hold either to sleep or rest on stuff.

[00:16:28] Meow meow, marathon, goop goop goop.

[00:16:35] Yeah, isn't this sliding glass door, what the hell, they had those in the 90s?

[00:16:46] Hmm, just made some shrimp.

[00:16:51] Snake, be careful. Have you been tested for a shellfish allergy?

[00:16:58] If you're allergic to shellfish it's possible that when you consume it it will close your throat entirely and you will struggle to breathe

[00:17:05] before dying

[00:17:15] Saibab, nice dude

[00:17:17] Aren't you like 45?

[00:17:19] Shouldn't you not be saying words like that?

[00:17:22] Saibao.

[00:17:23] Too bad.

[00:17:24] Aren't you Saibao?

[00:17:25] Aren't you Saibao, your bitch ass up?

[00:17:30] What'd I do?

[00:17:34] Saibao, your bitch ass up.

[00:17:38] I can watch.

[00:17:40] Sorry about your bitch ass up pocket watch is that I mean we could check it for the time

[00:17:49] 930 yeah what is his house this house is sweet this can't be out or heaven though because

[00:18:00] There's no pilgrimage

[00:18:09] This is the two-handed one I get it now cool roll cover rolls. What do you look like?

[00:18:20] Sure, it's kind of like a sneak suit a little bit. That's cool. Oh

[00:18:24] Oh, yeah, dude.

[00:18:30] Yes, sir.

[00:18:32] It's not onesie, man.

[00:18:34] It's my fucking sneak suit.

[00:18:37] Hop on.

[00:18:39] Wow, bro.

[00:18:40] New expansion.

[00:18:42] Well, you guys talked shit about a while, but the person who made that one song from

[00:18:48] the last expansion for that one dungeon, dude.

[00:18:51] Holy moly that ship Bob the

[00:19:00] battery

[00:19:06] Priory of the sacred flame. Yes, dude. Holy moly

[00:19:14] Nails

[00:19:16] I already grabbed a screwdriver.

[00:19:19] Yup.

[00:19:20] Well, it looks like Solid Snake was moonlighting as a...

[00:19:42] They just don't make them like that anymore.

[00:19:44] 2024 do you? They just don't make them like that anymore.

[00:19:49] Not gonna play the new WoW expect? Nope. Not the... I'm not...

[00:19:56] Not about playing TBC, not on stream, but...

[00:20:01] Meh.

[00:20:03] The meal, thanks for 7th.

[00:20:06] I'm hearing WoW vets talk about how like TBC is almost impossible hardcore, but like...

[00:20:10] I talked to someone recently about like a mechanic happening in like blood furnace

[00:20:16] and it was like oh yeah it's so hard for melee yeah the mobs like they dropped

[00:20:24] mines on the ground and like melee and then like they just blow up like why do

[00:20:28] they counter the mechanic he was like oh the tank just has to walk the mop

[00:20:32] I was like oh the tank has to be paying attention for a mechanic and then

[00:20:37] react to it and then like it's avoidable damage 100% got it so whenever I hear

[00:20:44] people talk about like oh tbc's too hard to do hardcore just like really what is

[00:20:51] it though it didn't even from like 10 miles away within 0.5 seconds they're

[00:20:55] fucked okay well that is fucked up

[00:20:59] Bring your anti-mines shield, dude.

[00:21:11] The generator?

[00:21:12] Oh, my goat.

[00:21:13] Look at that.

[00:21:18] I think we've got a legendary spawn.

[00:21:20] Is there any fuel in here?

[00:21:26] Nope.

[00:21:27] I'm not 100% where we are actually.

[00:21:34] Wait, I had two doggies, dude.

[00:21:38] You see the scythe in the closet?

[00:21:40] Yeah, the scythe's not a weapon.

[00:21:42] It's for cutting grass.

[00:21:46] You can search those.

[00:21:51] What the hell?

[00:21:55] Speaking of searcher was the bottom three remaster coming out who knows I like the oblivion remaster

[00:22:05] though the show was cool.

[00:22:12] It's still oblivion.

[00:22:13] We don't need that.

[00:22:26] Can't fix the shit writing in Fallout 3.

[00:22:31] Bad.

[00:22:32] Sorry, I play Fallout to explode animals heads when they're charging.

[00:22:37] In slow motion.

[00:22:38] I don't play it for the writing, brother.

[00:22:40] hey car

[00:22:50] pick up unknown item it was a caterpillar

[00:22:58] this is my neighbor the Smiths I wonder what happened to their vehicle

[00:23:10] Not bad, not bad, trunks fucked up.

[00:23:19] That's annoying.

[00:23:20] Wait, did it have gas enough?

[00:23:24] No.

[00:23:26] No.

[00:23:28] Hello, ram chug.

[00:23:32] Come here some zombies inside, I think.

[00:23:38] Mr. and Mrs. Smith, are you in there?

[00:23:56] Oh my!

[00:24:10] What the?

[00:24:18] You fucking hit one of these guys please

[00:24:26] of

[00:24:41] the body of all the boys

[00:24:43] Fuckin' glass window door, man!

[00:25:12] Why was there eight people in there?

[00:25:21] Disregard.

[00:25:25] Peter Nagel.

[00:25:28] Police officer.

[00:25:29] Get a corset on.

[00:25:30] Trying to lose some weight, buddy?

[00:25:32] Do some...

[00:25:33] Get a corset on trying to lose some weight buddy do some

[00:25:43] Wait, I don't need pink dealers

[00:25:50] You think the bad guys are around the corner, oh yeah guys

[00:25:53] Over. Thank you. What the? I can't believe they killed him.

[00:26:20] Do do the first one well you got zip ties what?

[00:26:34] Sorry I couldn't stop this month begin these lux craving boxes from Taco Bell are starting to add a

[00:26:40] Hey man treat yourself now I don't know what that is however

[00:26:45] whoever. Preach yourself.

[00:26:53] Close window.

[00:27:00] People really be paying six dollars for a chalupa, huh?

[00:27:04] I used to love chalupas when I was a teenager, man, but like the taste now actually like nauseates me. I don't know why.

[00:27:10] I

[00:27:12] Am in pain

[00:27:15] Press Q asshole, you're pretty good

[00:27:19] Yeah, what now?

[00:27:27] Box boxes a Taco Bell online special re select two items aside to drink for Taco Bell

[00:27:34] Select these

[00:27:36] I want this rotten avocado

[00:27:40] We have her.

[00:27:47] I'll get a freak.

[00:28:13] Thank you.

[00:28:14] Thank you.

[00:28:15] I don't mind losing.

[00:28:19] Pull it, Bandolier!

[00:28:23] Mmmmm, Yes!

[00:28:26] I don't think I've ever been bitten on my feet before.

[00:28:33] Where the military boots fuck it

[00:28:45] You have this goofy ad game and get on marathon ooh marathon dude. Oh

[00:28:51] Fucking extracting. Oh shit

[00:28:57] Holy fuck

[00:29:03] Hey, new coveralls.

[00:29:07] Dub?

[00:29:10] These things have a run speed modifier.

[00:29:15] Hmm.

[00:29:17] You drink the bull baby batter and the new RSS RS quest yet?

[00:29:23] Nah, I haven't killed the cow.

[00:29:29] Leather jacket.

[00:29:30] Three holes.

[00:29:31] Cringe.

[00:29:32] in the backpack buddy besides it being my new

[00:29:41] backpack

[00:29:45] you're in my backpack feel safest of all

[00:29:52] Nails are two pounds, dude. That's insane.

[00:29:58] On my way to school.

[00:30:01] Oh, they had a strip gas mask.

[00:30:08] The filter is almost gone. I don't think the filter depletes though, right?

[00:30:14] I think it's just cosmetic.

[00:30:20] does what all right I think oh they oh fuck yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:30:35] I think these guys were having a sex party.

[00:30:48] Not dajo boo.

[00:30:51] You're going to put these lockers here and not have any guns on them, got it?

[00:31:04] pisses me off I'm gonna be honest you see those you see those lockers right

[00:31:09] there you're like oh yeah that

[00:31:18] Apple soda gross you know you know what I see in this game though that kind of

[00:31:22] sounds kind of good as blueberry so why does it sound so fucking good dude

[00:31:34] Have a hunting knife

[00:31:38] Wasn't there Pepsi blue was it was that blueberry flavored

[00:31:43] Just assume they changed the packaging color to blue for the Pepsi

[00:31:59] I'm no one reacted that are you guys even real dude am I real

[00:32:04] I don't even know.

[00:32:06] Is Pepsi already blue?

[00:32:09] Yeah, it is.

[00:32:15] Yes it is.

[00:32:19] I don't even know why I carry tweezers.

[00:32:22] I carry tweezers in the week one, Mike,

[00:32:23] because you needed them to extract bullets

[00:32:25] and you were getting shot all the time.

[00:32:31] Bucket hat.

[00:32:34] Well, it's getting kind of stinky in here, don't you think?

[00:32:45] This thing is surely uncomfortable.

[00:32:50] And look.

[00:32:51] Oh yeah.

[00:32:52] Why I was, uh, did we check the basement?

[00:32:59] What a freaking boring basement.

[00:33:18] A flute.

[00:33:19] Think we're gonna grab this leather coat?

[00:33:26] Oh, it's the best home. Oh my god, a fucking handy knife. I just noticed

[00:33:32] So I'm pretty sure the a knife has like a bottle opener and like all the stuff on it, right?

[00:33:41] Or we look like a flasher dude

[00:33:43] are you doing that through the mask what exactly does the hang knife have on him?

[00:34:09] a handy knife, Zomboid.

[00:34:14] Screwdriver, bottle opener, can opener, knife.

[00:34:19] It will fit on a key ring.

[00:34:27] What the hell?

[00:34:35] I'll catch you waiting, huh?

[00:34:39] 45 isn't there a way to play the flute

[00:34:50] 45 huh you can do carving too

[00:34:59] Well, we need gas got a car big road

[00:35:09] We need to grab some like jeans real quick actually.

[00:35:18] One hole that'll do.

[00:35:19] Got a song such a banger dude.

[00:35:25] You put the shit in the room world and it would make sense.

[00:35:32] The dynamic dude.

[00:35:34] The dynamic music is so good man.

[00:35:36] It's actually so good.

[00:35:37] You go inside and quiet down, you go outside, your camera zooms out, it picks up, dude.

[00:35:41] It's so good.

[00:35:44] You start driving through a whore dude, it picks up.

[00:35:46] Oh my god.

[00:35:48] They thought of everything, dude.

[00:35:51] Walking?

[00:35:53] Thank you.

[00:35:57] Steve Kuva, thanks for subbing.

[00:36:02] Let's take the gas mask off so our character doesn't get suicidal.

[00:36:07] There's the Caravacus that player.

[00:36:19] Now but there is a mod that adds like music from the era and with like music stations

[00:36:24] it's called True Music.

[00:36:27] I almost downloaded it but it is 1 million percent DMCA.

[00:36:34] Oh I can.

[00:36:41] Do-do-do-do-do.

[00:36:45] It was a big tear, buddy.

[00:36:51] Get the hell out of here before he catches the itis.

[00:36:56] Hey, another car key.

[00:36:57] Well, the same fucking car.

[00:36:58] Oh, found it twice.

[00:37:07] I'm doing RE9 at midnight. Yeah.

[00:37:17] Gonna watch this bandage.

[00:37:21] Play RE9 tomorrow.

[00:37:23] Unlikely suggestion, thanks for seven wait pull up we have to do one more thing

[00:37:35] Salt in bin A's, salt in bin A's, ah

[00:37:44] I don't think we have a hammer, do not grab that shit kidnap that fool let's get the

[00:38:04] hell out of here.

[00:38:07] Now should we walk through the woods again?

[00:38:12] No.

[00:38:13] No, we should not we never check the trunk of this car by the way

[00:38:20] As expected

[00:38:32] I don't know what I was expecting

[00:38:38] We got no Magnum ammo

[00:38:43] Hmm, let's go right.

[00:39:05] Let's go right. Let's go right. I changed my mind.

[00:39:14] Are you trying to get back to that lake house? No, I just wanted to show you guys that lake house, because it was one of the new ones that they added.

[00:39:20] I thought it was really cool. I was never going to base there.

[00:39:27] That shit was toy?

[00:39:29] Remember Ray William Johnson?

[00:39:36] Oh, he...

[00:39:43] Hehehehe.

[00:39:53] Dead guy.

[00:39:55] SpongeBob.

[00:39:56] Oh, it's a kid!

[00:40:06] In a toy car in his backpack, some crayons.

[00:40:20] It's not fucking fair!

[00:40:21] What am I fighting for?

[00:40:24] I think I went her shoulder almost turned down.

[00:40:32] So there are no kids in this game?

[00:40:34] They have boarded up hounds.

[00:40:36] They're pretty good.

[00:40:39] Yeah, no kid models.

[00:40:48] Why was he black?

[00:40:52] this guy I don't think he's black I think he's like decayed but also what kind of

[00:41:00] fucking questions that why was it black as he was made that way hello

[00:41:06] resignation letter the Lord the world building

[00:41:14] holy fuck

[00:41:17] I'm in pain why is that guy white fucking D I'm a zombie game what the fuck why is your

[00:41:45] Sky Black. We need a container of some sort to drink water from. I'm not gonna use the

[00:42:09] saucepan. I mean we could though.

[00:42:20] I'm gonna carry the saucepan around and sip from that bitch. It's my crunk chalice.

[00:42:28] It's a tall fence.

[00:42:32] The building is that.

[00:42:37] Surprise!

[00:42:43] Oh, we can embaric it.

[00:42:53] There aren't people in there.

[00:42:55] We gotta clear the perimeter first.

[00:43:15] the basis of CQC. For what?

[00:43:25] I'm stuck talking.

[00:43:34] Marty Tripp, you a bitch.

[00:43:40] Wait, that's enough. Oh no, that's barricaded. Nice.

[00:43:44] Holy fuck. Alright, let's take care of business on the other side, I think.

[00:43:48] this is so incredibly sus you guys have no fucking idea

[00:44:11] hey come on man

[00:44:15] Fuck, I don't want to go in there, man.

[00:44:42] How am I overburnt?

[00:44:43] I have three links in my fucking inventory.

[00:45:02] What are you wearing?

[00:45:03] Photograph of a wagon train indeed.

[00:45:20] Ohm VHS.

[00:45:21] Wilderness survival.

[00:45:26] Good cooking.

[00:45:27] Mmm, yes.

[00:45:29] If these houses have like good shit in them, I don't wear the tie.

[00:45:42] Guns usually.

[00:45:43] Well, it looks like we, we got some dad's home VHS instead of guns.

[00:45:49] It's kind of pissing me off a little bit, if I'm being honest.

[00:45:52] I'm sure we already have a... a spiked club.

[00:45:57] Don't mind if I do.

[00:46:02] If my back turned to the only entrance in the house.

[00:46:05] Uh, we don't need another hunting knife.

[00:46:10] I mean, we could be using a hunting knife.

[00:46:15] How did I drop the wrong one?

[00:46:17] I

[00:46:20] Fucking stupid or something

[00:46:26] Ain't something that holds one leader

[00:46:29] Guys got food, bro. They got a dispenser bottle down here, too. It's the big jug

[00:46:36] He's ever had one of those big water dispenser jugs in your house by the way. I

[00:46:43] Think my family rocked one for a little bit

[00:46:47] Great soup from peanut butter.

[00:46:57] No, I don't think so.

[00:47:02] No, I don't think so.

[00:47:06] How about some beef and chicken?

[00:47:10] Yes, we had one. He's living in a country where the well water was full of rust and it was fizzy for some reason

[00:47:17] That's sad

[00:47:20] Why don't you guys just drink from a river or something?

[00:47:34] Giardia oh

[00:47:40] Sits here and does literally fucking nothing.

[00:47:50] Gonna make some food trying to die in the meantime.

[00:47:55] Yeah, I can't promise that buddy, I'm sorry.

[00:48:00] I guess we could have read those books.

[00:48:07] the right kind! We'll take the magazine now. And we'll take that actually. Okay, this is

[00:48:19] 5-5-6. I don't know how many... Ooh, reloading one. It actually drops in 5-5-6 at the first

[00:48:30] house you're in but it's only like three so I'm not gonna go back for it I think

[00:48:39] you're in my house you're safest of all I don't want to sit next to the dead guy

[00:48:48] on the ground in house

[00:48:54] Let's read the book.

[00:48:59] Yeah, this doesn't use a magazine.

[00:49:04] That's nice.

[00:49:05] You got two big Macs in front of you?

[00:49:11] Or you don't even need one?

[00:49:12] Because my character is going to die because of the infection?

[00:49:18] I disinfected.

[00:49:19] Yippee!

[00:49:23] Yippee!

[00:49:27] Yippee!

[00:49:35] TV time.

[00:49:39] You check this? Yes.

[00:49:49] here I am reading by a reading he's just gonna die

[00:50:01] heroes never die

[00:50:04] that's a marble theme actually

[00:50:08] not too bad

[00:50:14] still looking good damn is that chili and then Thanos comes in and he's all

[00:50:26] like wow I mean peak

[00:50:44] It sucks that they'll never make a movie better than Civil War, man. I mean, endgame.

[00:50:50] When I tell things or something to put some lotion on, I did.

[00:50:55] And then Peter Griffin from Family Guy Wachsen, hehehehe. What's up, Thanos? Hehehehe.

[00:51:03] Peter, what did I tell you about talking to Thanos? He's a murderer!

[00:51:11] Oh don't worry Lewis and then Homer Simpson walks in.

[00:51:18] Hey guys, beer.

[00:51:25] Classic.

[00:51:27] Mmm doughnut.

[00:51:33] Stop pooping ground legs or something.

[00:51:36] No!

[00:51:38] Hmm doughnut

[00:51:48] Donut

[00:51:57] Oh wow man

[00:52:08] Mmm, doughnut.

[00:52:15] Classic.

[00:52:26] The only room we can sleep in is the only one that has been breached.

[00:52:31] We could rebarrack it, but that takes so much fucking time.

[00:52:35] Uh, where have we moved a chair in the closet and then slept on the chair?

[00:52:42] I forgot to eat some of my beef chicken leg and broccoli stew.

[00:52:54] Pick it up.

[00:52:56] Ugh!

[00:52:58] Ugh!

[00:53:00] Oh, it's so fucked.

[00:53:05] I can actually sit there.

[00:53:12] I cannot sleep on this thing.

[00:53:14] Ay-ya-ya-ee!

[00:53:16] Yeah, but what if we close the window, guys?

[00:53:29] This is a black leather, okay, that's kinda cool.

[00:53:37] Do not come to the survivor house tomorrow.

[00:53:40] Let's just say that.

[00:53:47] I don't think this guy was infected.

[00:54:10] Seat time.

[00:54:13] I think he was murdered.

[00:54:17] Bom bom bom doughnut.

[00:54:27] Oh, yes.

[00:54:38] Get in there, buddy.

[00:54:42] These things stink in yet.

[00:54:46] I wonder why.

[00:54:52] Wouldn't it be stinky?

[00:54:55] When I kill a new cow boss in RuneScape, doesn't that bitch have like 50 HP, or you pep W-ing

[00:55:08] like that's going to be a difficult thing to do.

[00:55:14] me pep w my favorite joke quote from family guy it's the one where he's like

[00:55:36] Like, Peter! Peter!

[00:55:44] Classic.

[00:55:48] Peter!

[00:55:53] Peter! I'm crippled, Peter!

[00:56:00] Should probably open this, huh?

[00:56:02] Honestly, we should probably read something, too.

[00:56:06] Paperback Peter, I'm a cop Peter. You can't do cocaine, Peter. Yippee! I don't know what that was for, but yippee!

[00:56:20] Peter.

[00:56:27] Guess I'm gonna go to the Havisham Suites. I don't know where that is.

[00:56:30] That could be in like Brazil

[00:56:39] That's on smiling friends canceling themselves before succumbing to Rick and Morty ism

[00:56:44] Um, I think it's good, especially if they're not like if they don't want to do anymore

[00:57:00] Yeah

[00:57:10] Reload

[00:57:16] Says who

[00:57:18] Yes, right fanfic. Yeah, we might get a sub in that nod

[00:57:30] That's just school.

[00:57:39] Damn, we got the varmint rifle and the black trench coat, man.

[00:57:46] I don't know if the next move should be going to the school.

[00:57:51] I feel like we should mix it up a little bit.

[00:57:58] Who is screaming at me?

[00:58:14] Might have to get um, there's like a mob that like swaps.

[00:58:19] Like if you have something in your back and then you equip something, they can also go

[00:58:23] on your back like it'll like swaps like the slot.

[00:58:26] You know what I mean? So if something's always on your back, I need that shit.

[00:58:35] Handbag.

[00:58:41] What up?

[00:58:43] What are you aiming at?

[00:58:45] Dude, it's the guy from Fear and Hunger 2.

[00:58:48] I'm sorry, businessman.

[00:58:52] Mmm, delicious.

[00:58:53] Yes, Tanaka, that's what his name was salaryman, John salaryman, you need cereal and water

[00:59:07] in this game.

[00:59:09] Any knowers.

[00:59:12] Yes, but you lose HP hmm. I need that

[00:59:25] Garbage can or bag always check the cone

[00:59:31] Oh, it's like an ice cream cone and even though that was like an item on this game. What the hell

[00:59:35] game what the hell I was thinking it was like a safety cone nice varsity jacket

[00:59:48] loser oh would you do play sports I don't know what's in here

[01:00:05] He's coming.

[01:00:14] Maybe?

[01:00:21] Leh.

[01:00:29] Spooky ambient 90s Kentucky music for you

[01:00:35] You know, honestly, I'm a bit offended that they went with the banjo for a lot of the music in this game

[01:00:43] I mean

[01:00:49] Oh cereal

[01:00:53] Delicious we make another one

[01:00:59] I have two bolts.

[01:01:09] Cow's milk.

[01:01:13] Cheerio.

[01:01:14] Do it ease the crafting, maybe?

[01:01:18] Cheerio.

[01:01:19] Brother.

[01:01:20] I have enough don't care

[01:01:31] How's our bar doing?

[01:01:45] Not good.

[01:01:46] Not good.

[01:01:47] Do 20 stacks and cool man, extra 7?

[01:01:52] Siri play a family guy fart compilation?

[01:01:55] You know, those farts are fake, right?

[01:01:58] Just for TV.

[01:02:04] Embarrassing that you don't know that.

[01:02:06] That's too bad.

[01:02:07] Pizza.

[01:02:13] I don't think I have a pizza cutter, though.

[01:02:16] Can I cut it with a knife?

[01:02:18] It's frozen.

[01:02:20] I do not care.

[01:02:23] There's halos in this for get-to-claps.

[01:02:24] You see how the the classical pizza depiction everywhere is just a pepperoni pizza, dude.

[01:02:29] That is the ideal way to eat pizza.

[01:02:32] It's great up.

[01:02:36] Hmm, we some gas.

[01:02:44] Default pizza.

[01:02:46] Nobody asked.

[01:02:48] Actually, your mother did.

[01:02:54] You're naked.

[01:03:04] We hear another one growling.

[01:03:14] They're having sex at the end of the world.

[01:03:19] whoops

[01:03:22] always take margarine boys

[01:03:27] get their clothes around the ground

[01:03:31] sex moment

[01:03:35] ooh you think they were doing sex too?

[01:03:38] the forbidden jutsu

[01:03:46] Need a better backpack dude this thing's such a butt

[01:03:52] That's any new pants. Hold up

[01:03:59] Goodbye

[01:04:05] Chepo all things or something I remember entering that but they get oh my god

[01:04:15] If you play the new re slot, uh, yeah tomorrow

[01:04:25] TMR w

[01:04:27] Stop talking, stop talking.

[01:04:33] You're pretty good.

[01:04:42] good

[01:04:50] What the hell am I supposed to do?

[01:04:57] Lol no early copy

[01:05:00] Let's be clear. Okay. I did inquire about an early copy and let's just say there was a

[01:05:07] A long string of very inconvenient

[01:05:10] things that they wanted to be done so it's just like

[01:05:16] sure thing like the last thing I remember hearing is they wanted they wanted

[01:05:21] me to play at like nine in the morning dude man I'm good I'm good I don't want

[01:05:31] to play again that bad I'm gonna be honest

[01:05:40] Like why do like why do they care okay cuz the majority of you guys are not gonna be here at night in the morning, right?

[01:05:49] So like why even go for that promotion?

[01:05:57] Like like how does that benefit them? Oh, I just don't get it just don't get it Japanese game devs do their own fucking thing

[01:06:03] It's honestly kind of base but at the same time really annoying

[01:06:06] I remember if I have one.

[01:06:16] My aircourts, it was a- Okay, that's not what I wanted to do.

[01:06:29] You fucking-

[01:06:30] Oh my.

[01:06:37] Oh.

[01:06:42] Multi-hit.

[01:06:47] Oh my.

[01:06:54] What's in the fucking fanny pack, bitch?

[01:07:17] we're really lucky there you can get knocked over in that scenario if one of

[01:07:44] them decide to lunge. And because all of them were on the ground like that we basically

[01:08:01] died. That's nice. Surprise didn't immediately go for the knee pads. You can click the shit

[01:08:09] to open it. You f-

[01:08:18] he has a clown. Hey guys, come over here. Hi. Stuck talking. Stuck talking.

[01:08:35] water's hot okay you got this come on

[01:08:51] where's my fucking gas mask they get this shit knocked up right here I was

[01:08:58] in and my only things was over

[01:09:05] Fuckin kills you.

[01:09:19] Holy guacamole, dude.

[01:09:22] for you

[01:09:38] Checks weapon oh fuck I can't

[01:09:40] Now that I know you can click this to close it, that's kind of sweet.

[01:10:00] This is potentially dangerous because of that.

[01:10:07] No!

[01:10:14] What are you...

[01:10:19] What are you...

[01:10:20] Oh, we are so dead.

[01:10:23] Oh, we're fucking giga dead.

[01:10:29] That's not my neck.

[01:10:34] Big boss never dies.

[01:10:57] Big boss never dies!

[01:11:16] Fuck man, we should have stayed in the other room.

[01:11:18] Oh, we're in the fucking, we're in the nice houses right now.

[01:11:27] We are making over there.

[01:11:28] But one day we might.

[01:11:29] That's cool.

[01:11:30] Meow meow meow meow.

[01:11:31] Meow meow meow.

[01:11:32] We may have passed 24 hours once.

[01:11:33] Oh yeah.

[01:11:34] Oh yeah, bud.

[01:11:35] Oh yeah.

[01:11:36] Oh yeah.

[01:11:37] Oh yeah.

[01:11:38] Oh yeah.

[01:11:39] Oh yeah.

[01:11:40] Oh yeah.

[01:11:41] Oh yeah.

[01:11:42] Oh yeah.

[01:11:43] Oh yeah.

[01:11:44] Oh yeah.

[01:11:45] Oh yeah.

[01:11:46] Oh yeah.

[01:11:47] I'm hearing some like grunting.

[01:11:56] It's like they're eating something actually, what the hell?

[01:12:04] I don't mind if I eat this entire cabbage.

[01:12:08] This is horrible.

[01:12:11] You make pancakes.

[01:12:18] Dude, does sound like he's eating.

[01:12:22] The fuck is going on?

[01:12:24] I want to have a eat this entire ice cream.

[01:12:34] rubber hose W

[01:12:41] we have a hacksaw

[01:12:48] I want to see what that guy is eating

[01:13:04] What were you snacking on there bud?

[01:13:24] Him?

[01:13:25] That's fucked up.

[01:13:29] Billy, no!

[01:13:35] Can't open a old fashion though, that's a W.

[01:13:50] We need some bandages.

[01:13:52] Oh fuck

[01:14:07] I guess he looked dead. He's lazy

[01:14:13] USA

[01:14:22] 45, huh?

[01:14:29] I don't think we dropped our park here. That's fine

[01:14:33] Disgusting

[01:14:36] We ain't going back over there

[01:14:39] 45, huh?

[01:14:46] Be careful there could be Zambia

[01:14:48] Salt and Vinny.

[01:14:51] A staple of any British man's diet.

[01:14:54] Salt and Vinny.

[01:14:57] First day won my...

[01:15:00] Eh.

[01:15:01] Eh, sure.

[01:15:02] Can we just say how impressive it is that this guy is tearing a shirt?

[01:15:18] with his bare hands and there's a feet of strength metal

[01:15:32] take the six for lore wait I wonder if there's a separate sound for

[01:15:40] smoking with this mod

[01:15:48] Let's see.

[01:15:50] Oh my f-

[01:16:06] Oh.

[01:16:07] Fuck, you're kidding me.

[01:16:14] You get up.

[01:16:15] I'm not wasting my energy.

[01:16:18] I kind of become like a low res version of themselves when they die.

[01:16:35] 45, huh?

[01:16:40] 45, huh?

[01:16:45] Like in real life.

[01:16:50] They become lower res so that the rest of the world can continue loading at full speed.

[01:16:55] Genius.

[01:16:59] Ever seen a corpse in high res?

[01:17:04] But I thought we have to get like a frying pan or something.

[01:17:14] That's not going to do.

[01:17:15] There were some shitty wooden weapons that we passed on.

[01:17:22] Okay.

[01:17:25] I

[01:17:44] Eat 38 can over look

[01:17:48] The hell is that doesn't like hearing

[01:17:50] military short green camo dude wait

[01:17:57] boss

[01:18:02] it's like that to you when I'm

[01:18:08] steel rod

[01:18:12] steel rod or tire iron

[01:18:19] I

[01:18:25] Think about

[01:18:29] Shovel better

[01:18:32] Yeah, but it's like so big and we take some

[01:18:40] Every day I'm shoveling

[01:18:49] the ship break fast, though.

[01:19:01] That's a lot of zombies.

[01:19:08] We got blood crawling, dude.

[01:19:15] They're beating on the front of it, man.

[01:19:42] Where is it?

[01:19:43] We're gonna be fast quick even

[01:20:02] down, down, down.

[01:20:05] Dude, I almost played the theme, dude.

[01:20:10] Do, do, do, do, do.

[01:20:16] It's teasing me.

[01:20:17] Suit jacket.

[01:20:23] Someone's house burned down?

[01:20:24] I feel like there's always a house burned down this here, but I don't know if it's

[01:20:26] like semi random or what?

[01:20:29] It's loud, brother.

[01:20:39] Forty-five, huh?

[01:20:48] go back back huh?

[01:21:07] Sneaks in?

[01:21:08] Oh my god a Skellington!

[01:21:16] Oh my god, oh my god, this is so spooky!

[01:21:35] It also got down here, bitch.

[01:21:39] Grobar, dude!

[01:21:40] I mean, we ditched the shovel for the crowbar, because the crowbar lasts so fucking long.

[01:21:44] For sure.

[01:21:46] Crowbar my favorite weapon crowbar my beloved

[01:21:53] Yeah, this is Rosewood.

[01:22:04] I want to go to the fire station.

[01:22:08] I'm taking this hairspray I'm right next to it

[01:22:38] What are you aiming at there bud?

[01:22:53] I'm hearing groaning from like my left, my right.

[01:22:59] Gotta love this fucking.

[01:23:06] Dodge Charger?

[01:23:07] No!

[01:23:08] That's a 69 Dodge Charger, baby.

[01:23:18] It's over there, take a look.

[01:23:23] Y'all want to come over here, smile?

[01:23:27] Water's hot!

[01:23:36] And down that not a cop even noise the paring knife

[01:23:57] Let's get the Fulettnate.

[01:24:00] How can you be so bad in the N.I.S.2 commands?

[01:24:05] Hmm, yes, Masterful Bait.

[01:24:09] Well Baited, my sir, is what I would say if you could understand me, which you cannot,

[01:24:14] because I have an intelligent score of one, which has disallowed me from learning any

[01:24:20] like discernible language, and in fact we're grunting back and forth with each other.

[01:24:25] Oh

[01:24:31] We

[01:24:37] What do you

[01:24:40] Yeah, I can't take the hand

[01:24:46] Come there's always like leather gloves out in the garage

[01:24:49] Bunga Bunga.

[01:24:58] Me think that great insult.

[01:25:00] Ha ha ha.

[01:25:02] Ha ha ha.

[01:25:07] Me think you're very funny.

[01:25:13] Ha ha ha.

[01:25:18] back back I don't need this tire any more

[01:25:30] I'm not being teased, is I?

[01:25:35] Uh, crowbar, is it?

[01:25:44] You very funny, Chetor.

[01:25:46] Ha ha ha.

[01:25:49] Omega low.

[01:26:00] this door.

[01:26:01] Gotta get jumped from behind, fellas.

[01:26:16] Oh fuck!

[01:26:26] So stinky over here.

[01:26:33] Bro.

[01:26:38] Damn, even- I'm wearing the leather gloves, too!

[01:26:44] How did that happen?

[01:26:50] I'm even I'm wearing the leather gloves do how did that happen?

[01:27:01] Well big boss never dies

[01:27:09] We're just dropping little care packages around the map for us

[01:27:12] I just jumped to the window though because normally they're kind of like stupidly magnetically

[01:27:19] attached to stuff that they're beating on it and I thought we could order that but I

[01:27:25] suppose not watch okay maybe it's just the normal zombies and not the spreaders help

[01:27:41] I'm dying mommy

[01:27:51] All right, come on

[01:28:01] All right, where we starting that's not solid snake. I mean this isn't either

[01:28:07] there but we're in the same neighborhood it was all a dream oh my stand up you

[01:28:25] Fucking idiot.

[01:28:43] Mmm.

[01:28:50] What's on my neck, dude? That's fucked up.

[01:28:55] Ball over, bitch!

[01:29:02] It's over.

[01:29:06] Nooooo!

[01:29:08] Can't touch me!

[01:29:12] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:29:15] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:29:17] deadly asterisks again we've successfully surrounded the house with

[01:29:35] Zombies.

[01:29:41] Very cool.

[01:29:57] There's a weapon. And a drain.

[01:30:05] Where did we drop that shovel?

[01:30:23] It was in the basement of the burn house. I remember now.

[01:30:28] That's where we found the crowbar.

[01:30:31] A dole?

[01:30:35] Why does this all feel so familiar?

[01:31:01] I think swing is kind of slow, I don't like that.

[01:31:30] Come on over, water's hot!

[01:31:35] When's the wild stream?

[01:31:37] Bleach!

[01:31:39] You're in a guy over here.

[01:32:04] Hi!

[01:32:09] Get you waiting, huh?

[01:32:14] Hi!

[01:32:19] Bonk.

[01:32:24] Oh my god, I almost fucking died.

[01:32:31] Maybe there's gonna be so many in there actually.

[01:32:53] Maybe not.

[01:32:55] This looks like your belongings.

[01:33:12] Fuck you, my fucking...

[01:33:23] important thing Dodge Charger 69

[01:33:31] but didn't see a Dodge Charger I saw a van

[01:33:43] boom

[01:33:46] Roe bar of hell?

[01:33:51] Hmm, I think we're good.

[01:33:58] Emerges from the, uh, the closet.

[01:34:06] Snake.

[01:34:08] Cloned.

[01:34:10] Hey, man.

[01:34:13] Wait, that's me!

[01:34:18] Oh my goooood!

[01:34:23] Oh yeah, I don't know why I fucking did that.

[01:34:31] That door's getting busted down.

[01:34:39] of

[01:34:56] of the

[01:35:12] two were not dead

[01:35:20] Oh, that is the key to the vehicle outside.

[01:35:25] This I know.

[01:35:27] Oh.

[01:35:29] One of my personal favorites, the Bronco.

[01:35:44] We need a respirator stat, an instant man vehicle.

[01:36:08] Oh my god, and we're about to peace out this bitch, dude.

[01:36:38] second piece 8 this is a modded fuck you guys

[01:36:50] hmm

[01:36:53] check him prostate explain snake voice

[01:37:12] Um

[01:37:15] No, I'm the vehicles I'm odd it that's like a normal vehicle the bash bull driver

[01:37:31] Oh shit, what do we do that the fire station right there? No, that's mainstream in yeah

[01:37:38] Well, well, I kind of want to loot the cop station if I'm being honest

[01:37:51] Yeah, we have get a clear one of these houses for ourselves

[01:37:59] Ideally it would have been this corner house, but as you can see there's a many zombies

[01:38:05] Oh, we can just move them now.

[01:38:12] You're gonna face them.

[01:38:27] No one else?

[01:38:40] This is even a fucking front door.

[01:38:47] I'll do this one.

[01:38:52] That'll have to do, pig.

[01:38:54] That will have to do.

[01:38:55] Yeah, I scrub this for several.

[01:39:06] That's my backpack.

[01:39:11] Is this the world's most pristine Dashbowl driver that's ever existed? Perhaps.

[01:39:19] Come over here.

[01:39:25] You can shove them back over?

[01:39:30] What the hell?

[01:39:34] Holy fuck, I just had a bacon eater from Wendy's with a large fry.

[01:39:45] Why was that?

[01:39:50] There just is no fucking way there's that many.

[01:39:53] Don't fucking break that door, bitch.

[01:39:58] Oh my god.

[01:40:01] Oh my.

[01:40:20] Shoves you over

[01:40:37] Why are you we want to keep the house pristine

[01:40:50] Hey, regular zombie. Rare and rare fine.

[01:41:15] They're being outdoors in the house.

[01:41:27] No!

[01:41:33] I can't.

[01:41:38] I can't.

[01:41:40] There you go.

[01:42:07] or rare.

[01:42:19] Now, I think the next... I think they're being a door upstairs.

[01:42:23] There could still be a Zambo in here, be wary.

[01:42:38] We should probably be sitting down to region.

[01:42:57] We gotta, we gotta, actually, I think we leave sheets on these ones.

[01:43:01] We don't want to, we don't want to have zombies over to this fence they can break

[01:43:08] Break it down.

[01:43:09] Break it down.

[01:43:10] Oh fuck.

[01:43:11] I saw you, you creepy bitch.

[01:43:30] You creepy bitch.

[01:43:41] Scoop a man 64, two licks or something.

[01:43:51] 97% sprinters with multi-hit on melee.

[01:43:53] I'd say combine those brings the run difficulty slightly below vanilla.

[01:43:57] That comment brings your number of bitches to zero.

[01:44:00] Not wrong this is definitely hard to know this is definitely hard to know it's just low tier

[01:44:16] bait all day in twitch chat huh you're trying tasty multi hits really OP um yeah but see

[01:44:29] at the at the uh the project Zomboid eSports Center where I uh I got the idea for this run

[01:44:35] originally um I was informed by the pro players there that it would it would technically be

[01:44:40] ethical to use multi hit on a challenge run like this so uh car crash bleach traffic

[01:44:47] Oh, right here. You see this? You see this right here, this item?

[01:45:17] This runs easier than vanilla?

[01:45:27] Yeah.

[01:45:28] Yeah.

[01:45:29] Yeah.

[01:45:30] Hehehe.

[01:45:31] He beat her!

[01:45:50] Heard them beating on that fence is pissing me off.

[01:45:54] They stopped.

[01:45:55] That was nice.

[01:45:56] Thanks.

[01:45:59] Now is... according to my calculations, this one is slightly easier than vanilla.

[01:46:16] Wee before I make my sandbox rules, I might think I'll check R slash competitive Zomboid

[01:46:32] and see what their opinion on multi-hit is.

[01:46:46] 8 to Kalec for some.

[01:47:04] I think that mostly sprinters is much harder even if multi-hit is on yeah I mean you saw

[01:47:27] I don't know how I died that one time in the woods, man, like...

[01:47:33] I had 0.3 seconds to react to that, and I reacted incorrectly.

[01:47:39] Yeah, I don't know, how's Marathon going anyway, Chatter?

[01:47:54] Goopin?

[01:47:59] Shubs you over?

[01:48:06] How's Marathon going anyway?

[01:48:08] How's Marathon going anyway?

[01:48:09] How's Marathon going anyway?

[01:48:10] How's Marathon going anyway?

[01:48:11] How's Marathon going anyway?

[01:48:12] How's Marathon going anyway?

[01:48:13] How's Marathon going anyway?

[01:48:14] How's Marathon going anyway?

[01:48:15] I'm going anyway.

[01:48:32] We gotta clear our perimeter.

[01:48:34] Clear the perimeter. Clear the perimeter. Clear the perimeter.

[01:48:38] I wanna yell.

[01:48:42] but I should not

[01:48:49] I'm on fire those

[01:48:57] got a corburs so fucking good oh my god

[01:49:06] these are the craigsaw lots of colots and fighting zombies Zed's one

[01:49:10] Zed's one

[01:49:12] He's knocked. She's knocked.

[01:49:15] I'm thirsting.

[01:49:28] Looks like a cool shirt.

[01:49:30] Oh, my.

[01:49:42] They call it overheating now?

[01:49:44] What, killing someone who's been knocked on the ground is called overheating?

[01:49:51] That's really cool, man.

[01:49:53] Now I know.

[01:49:55] I'm overheating?

[01:49:59] I'm wearing too many layers of clothing?

[01:50:01] I'm warm?

[01:50:04] I'm warm?

[01:50:08] I'm overeating I've consumed too many calories today

[01:50:31] There's a lot more calm than West play if I'm being honest

[01:50:38] Double kill, kill.

[01:50:56] Nine strength giga-trad, dude.

[01:50:59] I feel like we can get away with a yell here.

[01:51:11] Sit down briefly.

[01:51:13] Aw, church.

[01:51:17] Yippee!

[01:51:19] I want to come from down there.

[01:51:29] of

[01:51:54] Fucking corners man.

[01:52:14] Come on in.

[01:52:21] TV time soon. Don't want to miss it. It's the latest episode of Wilderness Survival.

[01:52:31] Yeah.

[01:52:32] Do the smiling friends got cancelled? No, they just decided to stop making the show.

[01:52:41] It's different than it being cancelled.

[01:52:43] Not too bad.

[01:52:46] She just don't want to do it anymore.

[01:52:51] That's epic.

[01:52:52] That's Opa epic style.

[01:52:56] It broke my fucking fence.

[01:53:03] Who screamed at me?

[01:53:13] Can I see under there, please?

[01:53:26] Hey, come back over here.

[01:53:52] I knew that.

[01:54:04] I can't hold that.

[01:54:10] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

[01:54:26] Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking.

[01:54:29] Turn the fuck around.

[01:54:37] That bitch doing back there.

[01:55:02] The famous professional ball player like to inform me that he has a 7.5 out of 10 on the

[01:55:16] standardized baldness scale.

[01:55:19] Yeah, just killing these zombies actually do anything.

[01:55:26] Once we kill 2,000 zombies, the army comes and then they upgrade our battle pass.

[01:55:34] It's Pog.

[01:55:35] You guys get the marathon battle pass by the way?

[01:55:47] You bought 10 of them?

[01:55:50] Ewww.

[01:55:51] Can you be friendly in that game?

[01:55:56] Oh.

[01:56:01] Friendly.

[01:56:06] Friendly.

[01:56:11] Friendly.

[01:56:16] I'm walking friendly today.

[01:56:21] I think we're good.

[01:56:24] my tb time

[01:56:26] why do you hit marathon so much?

[01:56:29] I think I'm burned down on extraction shoes if I'm being honest

[01:56:32] there's nothing to do with marathon

[01:56:35] there's just crossfire dude

[01:56:44] refund slop

[01:56:46] or not on shit you've never played

[01:56:49] I play a fair amount of Tarkov

[01:56:52] 150 hours?

[01:56:55] Only 150?

[01:57:06] That's a lot of time playing video games, isn't that right?

[01:57:13] Is it 3,000?

[01:57:14] No.

[01:57:15] No.

[01:57:16] That is an autistic amount of time to play video.

[01:57:26] But no, burnout...

[01:57:29] Like, you can get that from like, watching it too, you know what I mean? Or like, hearing about it.

[01:57:34] It's not just like playing it yourself though, I mean.

[01:57:38] And the standard cultural consciousness right now?

[01:57:41] Extraction slop is king, dude.

[01:57:46] I don't think we've been down there, but you guys fail at extrap camping was funny.

[01:57:57] Yeah, but we succeeded a lot too.

[01:58:01] Bitch.

[01:58:02] But you gotta check yourself.

[01:58:07] Name five extraction shooters.

[01:58:10] Oh, you got Tarky.

[01:58:13] You got Marathon, you got Archey, Jackie Chan, there's a bunch of like shitty Korean ones

[01:58:25] and stuff.

[01:58:26] There's like the Delta Force one.

[01:58:30] Dark and Darker.

[01:58:41] Mackie Chan, oh shit.

[01:58:43] Ah, ho ho ho.

[01:58:50] Zero seabirds?

[01:58:51] I don't remember that one.

[01:58:56] Ho ho ho.

[01:58:59] I'm gonna put my stake into a freezer.

[01:59:03] And I'm gonna put my sheet onto a door.

[01:59:06] I'm gonna stop fucking zombie corks.

[01:59:10] Nope.

[01:59:11] weird arrangement of decorations and if sword is an extraction game no no I disagree even

[01:59:31] pull in here? What the fuck?

[01:59:40] We got to shoot up the bedroom.

[01:59:48] Zero seaver was pretty cool. I don't even know what the flip that is man. I'm

[01:59:54] be honest look at our cool pristine house you guys want to move in it's

[02:00:04] stinky immediately outside my house I don't like

[02:00:10] Got Netflix.

[02:00:15] Um, so it's 1991 or some shit.

[02:00:21] No one has that.

[02:00:33] I heard that.

[02:00:36] The fuck was that?

[02:00:39] That shit on me.

[02:01:00] I can't believe we haven't died a single time this stream.

[02:01:03] This is the original Solid Snake.

[02:01:11] Good morning, extra 7.

[02:01:13] But on the- I did watch some marathon before stream today because I peep it.

[02:01:29] A peep-it?

[02:01:40] What's the appeal? Anyone know? Can you, can you teach me?

[02:01:45] It looks like a QR code.

[02:01:52] Chromzix for some... I don't understand the point of the house.

[02:01:56] If we ever need to come back to this place we'll have a somewhere that we can...

[02:02:03] But like, we need a place to operate on, too much.

[02:02:11] Half Moon Cosmetic Glasses, eh?

[02:02:15] A leech.

[02:02:20] Rice vinegar.

[02:02:24] vinegar. What the hell?

[02:02:32] I think that's pretty rare.

[02:02:35] You need that to make sushi.

[02:02:45] Make a leech sushi.

[02:02:46] Hmm, I'm looking for stones.

[02:02:56] Can you get them?

[02:03:07] Yeah, you can get them on the road.

[02:03:11] Stone.

[02:03:13] there's a flint nodule actually idiot

[02:03:27] well come turn around have to turn around a little bit there

[02:03:43] makes you find the glasses you knock off of the zombies by the way and shit like that

[02:04:02] I

[02:04:10] Hey face me

[02:04:32] of

[02:04:49] the

[02:04:52] This bitch moved to the window?

[02:05:16] fucking way dude I'm fucking big what are the odds oh hell no

[02:05:33] 4 after 1.

[02:05:45] Alright.

[02:05:47] Dude, why are you limping with a-

[02:05:48] Do- a scratch on your thigh!

[02:05:55] Why are you limping with a scratch on your thigh, man?

[02:05:59] Dude, my shit. Alright, we're gonna make it to the world.

[02:06:01] We're gonna make it to the world. Fuck this shit.

[02:06:02] He got scratched!

[02:06:07] Unbelievable, unbelievable, dude.

[02:06:15] Unbelievable, dude.

[02:06:20] Should've instant ran with the alarm.

[02:06:22] I was kinda contemplating what direction I wanted to go.

[02:06:24] I'll be right back once I-

[02:06:32] you

[02:07:02] you

[02:07:32] you

[02:08:02] you

[02:09:02] I've watched it like JBZ died the other day.

[02:09:19] That was rough.

[02:09:20] That was sad.

[02:09:21] As a mage player, that was sad to watch from two mages in a group.

[02:09:25] It made me physically unwell.

[02:09:28] Yeah.

[02:09:29] Yeah.

[02:09:30] It made me feel like I was a decent mage player, knowing that I probably would have done a lot more.

[02:09:34] Like, there were no sheeps going out, there were no blizzards going out.

[02:09:38] Apparently he didn't have the spec for blizzard for slows, but like that's exactly why I run that spec.

[02:09:43] Cause like, when shit goes sideways, you save lives, man.

[02:09:46] Oh, 100%. In blizzard, it's like, absolutely go to. It's so good.

[02:10:00] I didn't do that!

[02:10:28] I almost spat out my-

[02:11:09] Tending to be faithful and saying nasty things about people who have sex with a lot of people

[02:11:15] Is he gonna say for something?

[02:11:17] I don't know what you're talking about

[02:11:19] Or if you're a guy telling everyone that you love your wife

[02:11:23] And you tell everyone that all the other guys are dumb for thinking about their penises

[02:11:28] And then you know you go out of town and you're putting your peepee into various women

[02:11:33] And you're going to go to various women

[02:11:35] Actually you are doing the exact opposite of what you are saying because you want to see you want to be a guy in the eyes of other people.

[02:11:43] This is an interesting thing also. Why do most people want to be seen as a good guy with a good life, a good wife?

[02:11:51] Come on, just admit it. You're an asshole.

[02:11:54] You're a very junk food eating, whore mongering, not wiping your ass after a crap taking.

[02:12:00] I'm gonna

[02:12:11] I stand with Nick Marks and the rest of the gaming community against the woke warriors

[02:12:20] They're turning my son gay

[02:12:22] you can't teach them about the gays in school you're gonna turn my son into gay man

[02:12:32] but don't even think about la la la la la la la la la i cant hear you about

[02:12:40] son when you son when you're in your middle school

[02:12:45] ok here your sex act class and you try to tell you the two men can have sex with each other

[02:12:49] Just put your fingers in here here go la la la la la la la la so you can't hear it

[02:12:53] I'm not trying to have you

[02:12:55] Transform into a game

[02:13:01] Like I asked and it will be given to you like I got poop and going through

[02:13:06] Metamorphosis open to you gonna come home one day

[02:13:10] Please tell me you've seen the new pirate clips on LSF claiming he will get all streamers who've climbed on him banned from twitch and wow

[02:13:19] Yep. I've seen it.

[02:13:26] Oh, yeah.

[02:13:29] You know, look, as a smaller streamer myself,

[02:13:35] can you imagine the vitriol and hate I had to put up with in my Twitch chat

[02:13:43] After a much bigger creator on twitch said that it made him physically ill to watch my gameplay

[02:13:54] It's terrible basic stuff

[02:14:03] My wife sent me a text message that was really fucking funny

[02:14:09] Get go funny

[02:14:13] Tell us?

[02:14:23] She linked me a tweet and it was a guy who said, at Moon Moon OW, streaming through the

[02:14:28] allegations is like when Kobe was dropping 40 a night when he had his case.

[02:14:39] What allegations, man?

[02:14:41] Also, shout out to the Black Mamba.

[02:14:46] Oh!

[02:14:51] Back up.

[02:14:52] Hello.

[02:15:03] Hello.

[02:15:09] Oh no!

[02:15:11] Hello, mods.

[02:15:17] Sorry, in the game, not the guards.

[02:15:22] Well, let's start a river side.

[02:15:29] Visibly lost weight in the last year.

[02:15:34] Oh.

[02:15:41] Yep waffles there's a

[02:15:46] You're in Kentucky IRL so I'm in the game

[02:15:54] Okay

[02:16:03] My house sucks. There's nothing in it. One day for moving out, dude.

[02:16:22] this shit happens you gotta be freaking josh and me

[02:16:33] did you see that scream

[02:16:37] It's not what I wanted to do, or whatever.

[02:16:55] We require a weapon of some sort.

[02:16:59] The cost man.

[02:17:09] How quickly things can turn sour, huh?

[02:17:13] One minute, you're bashing zombies, the next dude, you're bit onto hand for your leather glove.

[02:17:27] Sound freaking fair other times you scratch yourself on a fence and can't run anymore

[02:17:37] Take the pillow

[02:17:48] Okay, we don't need five

[02:17:57] They call me the saucepan sadist

[02:18:04] To leader and Cumber it's 2.1. I think it's because it's all the liquid in it though

[02:18:16] Rabbit

[02:18:24] They quit

[02:18:27] What's our destination?

[02:18:31] We're never gonna find a car in that good condition ever again, fellas.

[02:18:36] So fucking doomed.

[02:18:38] Okay, man.

[02:18:40] Okay, man.

[02:18:43] What are you f-

[02:18:47] What are you

[02:19:06] What do you

[02:19:17] There's fellas in here.

[02:19:37] Stay down.

[02:19:55] It's making the world, man. It's making the world.

[02:19:57] Let's see what's going on, man. Let's see what's going on.

[02:20:02] The saucepan's sadist just wasn't cut out for it.

[02:20:37] We forgot to watch TV last life anyway, it's very not optimal.

[02:20:55] I don't know what to do with it.

[02:21:05] Good.

[02:21:06] Meow, meow.

[02:21:15] And life sure is hard into apocalypse.

[02:21:42] brittle pan?

[02:21:44] crackers?

[02:21:46] remember when we found that rice vinegar in the trash dude?

[02:21:49] gob

[02:21:53] whats my xp boost? there isn't one

[02:21:55] in fact we have reluctant fighters so we're getting less xp

[02:22:01] oh my god

[02:22:05] but this is good though, you can use the fence

[02:22:12] Am I?

[02:22:19] Ehehe.

[02:22:22] I wonder if the fog helps us remain hidden a little bit.

[02:22:39] I don't know what building this is, by the way.

[02:23:04] I need a watch, stat, conjure's watch into existence.

[02:23:29] I've got no clue what that building is.

[02:23:47] There's a gazebo.

[02:24:04] Buff it!

[02:24:09] To me, backpack man.

[02:24:17] Now we see it, briefly.

[02:24:31] Is this audio after or is it just me?

[02:24:33] I think it's just you.

[02:24:38] Hopefully.

[02:24:42] Okay, I wonder if zombies actually run down other zombies.

[02:24:58] apparently they're brilliant and never do mistakes like that so

[02:25:06] I almost died

[02:25:16] how we looking boss

[02:25:28] The fog's kind of carrying right now honestly.

[02:25:58] You think?

[02:26:08] Fuck you, bitch.

[02:26:28] It vids

[02:26:34] Yoyk

[02:26:51] of

[02:27:18] of

[02:27:36] You are dead.

[02:27:49] You are dead.

[02:28:07] There ain't no...

[02:28:14] Oh fuck.

[02:28:44] We're still in good condition.

[02:29:11] I wanted to get to one of these storefronts, the front of the store, rather.

[02:29:27] God.

[02:29:37] I did come for a man.

[02:30:04] Any good goop this run?

[02:30:13] Oh man.

[02:30:16] I'm a goop-lit.

[02:30:19] Yoyk?

[02:30:22] I got so excited I thought that was a regular zombie.

[02:30:48] was not

[02:31:09] lots of cars

[02:31:14] The fog's gone.

[02:31:24] Kinda weird that when a zombie breaks glass...

[02:31:33] They aren't attracted to it.

[02:31:37] But when I do it, they're all like...

[02:31:39] Spooooooord!

[02:31:44] Here's the liquor store.

[02:32:08] Getting pretty lucky on poles right now.

[02:32:10] Or did he jump in some, you see this shit right here?

[02:32:31] I wonder if there's a back door in this bitch.

[02:32:38] So Rocco, oh that's a

[02:32:54] Where's the fucking light man

[02:33:01] Whiskey

[02:33:03] Wait, do they have a key?

[02:33:08] That's a carving fork, not a key, fellas.

[02:33:13] Oh, no!

[02:33:15] Oh, no!

[02:33:17] Well, we have a flashlight, don't we?

[02:33:31] Okay, escape route secure, this is just booze though, who fucking cares?

[02:33:58] We gotta be sober in the apocalypse.

[02:34:02] Dude, it's literally only booze.

[02:34:18] We vodka for molotovs.

[02:34:23] do whiskey with the molotovs as well.

[02:34:27] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

[02:34:35] Wodka.

[02:34:40] Alright, we were carrying way too much booze.

[02:34:44] Ideally we clear this parking lot and one of these cars is semi-functioning and only needs gas and then we put all of this booze into the trunk.

[02:34:52] What's your liquor store, what do you expect?

[02:34:56] Maybe some snackies.

[02:34:59] Come on, man.

[02:35:14] Come on, buddy.

[02:35:17] Good work.

[02:35:21] I need my thanks for something says I'm streaking

[02:35:37] The sus almost broke the window

[02:35:42] Here's what we do we use the individual shops to pull them in then you like to

[02:35:47] Exhibit.

[02:35:50] I'm fucking streaking.

[02:36:06] They're doctors.

[02:36:08] of

[02:36:15] moaks

[02:36:20] and what the result of rescue

[02:36:25] of

[02:36:30] There's the light out here.

[02:36:50] it phases through the fucking counter I'm a ghost

[02:37:12] I got firecracker, standard auto manual, very important.

[02:37:32] Bro dirt

[02:37:42] You guys saw that shit right I

[02:37:50] Don't have any

[02:37:56] What can I rip this

[02:38:02] He did. I pushed him and he did not move.

[02:38:32] Let's break it dude.

[02:38:48] You do your trumpet on the Moon Moon show?

[02:38:51] This zombie.

[02:38:52] He's the worst zombie I've ever seen.

[02:38:57] Why did that fucking miss?

[02:39:01] I don't understand.

[02:39:16] Um, this is my Trump impression.

[02:39:26] Wow

[02:39:33] Wow sir to get

[02:39:56] Back to the nurture.

[02:39:58] Parapractics. Oh, it's not even a real doctor, man.

[02:40:04] Say things he would say.

[02:40:11] I can't stop winning.

[02:40:13] I'm winning all the time. They say, please.

[02:40:16] Stop winning so much.

[02:40:18] I'm like, we can't.

[02:40:20] That was good.

[02:40:27] He turned the fuck around, please.

[02:40:43] I'm gonna getcha.

[02:40:52] Dude, it's crazy how like one scratch, it's on my uh...

[02:40:57] We're swimming with our right arm, oh wait, is that the laceration one?

[02:40:59] Oh.

[02:41:05] No gas, ha ha ha.

[02:41:08] Fuck.

[02:41:13] Everything's fucking locked. Nothing looks pristine though. What the hell?

[02:41:27] Brr, brr, brr, brr. No these places have TVs.

[02:41:39] YOUCH!

[02:41:43] I'm gonna watch this bandage.

[02:42:01] Disinfect.

[02:42:03] Remove.

[02:42:05] Sterilize.

[02:42:07] Stereolize. Click the fucking sink, you bitch.

[02:42:16] Go over that giga fence to the north, there should be a fuck ton of spiff-o-vans. Unfortunately,

[02:42:23] this stream we learned that jumping the tall fences a couple of screens away from spawn

[02:42:29] Probably equals death

[02:42:38] And by probably I mean almost certainly equals death

[02:42:42] Cameraman the dark room red room

[02:42:46] Red room

[02:42:48] Rotten ham they even have it like a different picture for the rotten ham

[02:42:59] That's neat.

[02:43:18] Came here for food.

[02:43:21] Another backpack would be sweet.

[02:43:36] What the hell?

[02:43:38] What is this?

[02:43:42] What is that?

[02:43:46] display case? What is this? What is that? The TVs? Really? You take pictures in this

[02:44:04] game for realsies or what? Yup, says a random chatter, should I believe him? Oh, you're upstairs.

[02:44:21] Place the roof.

[02:44:28] Oh my...

[02:44:33] Oh my...

[02:44:42] Fucking doing up here, man.

[02:44:47] of

[02:44:55] use feet thanks I'm grinding right now

[02:45:02] got some food baby not too bad not too bad not too bad bro project zomboid tip

[02:45:23] number 74 if you get the green thing for eating then you heal fast now you know

[02:45:35] sucka

[02:45:41] you have a serious inventory problem right now

[02:45:53] Garlic, green onions I've never seen that before.

[02:46:15] Potato.

[02:46:16] Plus we got, can we do a marinara on this big?

[02:46:22] No

[02:46:28] What's some egg in the stir fry shall we

[02:46:32] Potatoes bell peppers and eggs do you call that? It's a Brazilian meal right there, dude

[02:46:42] Drink the entire carton of milk now

[02:46:52] we put mayonnaise on it see they even put the green onions up

[02:47:11] there's certainly a zombie in here

[02:47:22] Now shut up.

[02:47:33] Wait, let's drink some booze to mitigate the pain.

[02:47:48] about one fourth of this bottle of whiskey

[02:47:53] see it

[02:47:58] delicious

[02:48:04] let's roast this garlic now

[02:48:05] it said better hot but it was only slightly better hot

[02:48:18] Shut up.

[02:48:25] How are you dirty again?

[02:48:34] Hmm.

[02:48:36] Well, you dirty boy.

[02:48:41] Please click the fucking sync.

[02:48:46] Where do I- I can make the molotov.

[02:49:00] Hmm.

[02:49:04] Let's get some rags, shall we?

[02:49:07] They guys corpses above me

[02:49:16] Let's see here

[02:49:20] Does he use the entire bottle of booze for one Molotov

[02:49:31] Yeah

[02:49:37] wash the bandages and paper clips stitch a wound I don't think so

[02:49:52] this used to oh I see it was missing some

[02:50:00] dude we're cranking them out right now holy moly

[02:50:07] A few more bottles of booze we got too.

[02:50:22] These boxes look cool.

[02:50:28] We have a ladder too, nice.

[02:50:35] Marley!

[02:50:50] We don't actually have to wash these, I think.

[02:50:57] Alright. Every bottle defeated.

[02:51:00] They're actually... they take up less space than the actual full bottles of liquor.

[02:51:05] They're gonna eat molotovs.

[02:51:14] Faced?

[02:51:15] Mm, delicious.

[02:51:16] Tortmiales or something?

[02:51:25] Delicious.

[02:51:30] Where's this growling coming from man?

[02:51:36] Guys I found it.

[02:51:47] Fuck.

[02:51:49] I'm to burn down neighborhoods worth of loot with mollies.

[02:52:00] Oh no no, we're not going to use them like that, no no no.

[02:52:07] Too good for the window, huh?

[02:52:13] Shoves you?

[02:52:14] Shoves you?

[02:52:15] Dern?

[02:52:16] I'm playing already nine tonight, no.

[02:52:36] You can't type Arc Raiders of Marathon game chat?

[02:52:40] I already fixed that, in quotes fixed.

[02:52:50] Thank God.

[02:52:54] Thank God my freedom of speech has been restored.

[02:52:57] So full.

[02:53:07] You're not even allowed to think about Arc Raiders when you're playing Marathon?

[02:53:23] I know you don't want to know what happens if they find out.

[02:53:26] By the way.

[02:53:32] Aw man, I can't carry all those shit.

[02:53:34] Hold on.

[02:53:48] She's perfect.

[02:53:52] The only thing we're missing is a key.

[02:53:53] Please God.

[02:53:59] Where there was a key in it?

[02:54:10] Oh my God.

[02:54:15] R.W.

[02:54:16] Well, let's deposit some stuff, shall we?

[02:54:36] Get out of my motherfuckin' parking lot.

[02:54:51] Oh my god, the reflexes are insane!

[02:54:58] Get this whole motherfucking cannonboat.

[02:55:08] Alright.

[02:55:18] All right, are secure.

[02:55:28] Returning for more booze over.

[02:55:36] So what all can you use for Molotovs?

[02:55:42] Trampagin, whiskey vodka, everything, that's not true.

[02:55:48] scotch

[02:55:58] hearing moon say w and then say his taunts are to ass head is so fun

[02:56:05] i'm hip with it

[02:56:06] w chatter

[02:56:13] get some roadies so it is for the roadie

[02:56:22] look do we got the scotch yes

[02:56:25] grab the one scotch

[02:56:34] which is not going to not play their shitty game

[02:56:37] I don't think that's how it works, buddy.

[02:56:54] Hmm, we could cook something up real quick too, actually.

[02:57:02] Get out of my parking lot!

[02:57:07] We'll pay farmers to not grow crops.

[02:57:16] I think it's a little more complicated than that, but yeah, you got the gist of it.

[02:57:22] Good job.

[02:57:25] Good work, dude.

[02:57:28] They're moving in.

[02:57:42] Moving up.

[02:57:44] that gear up. Why did you do that chatter?

[02:58:02] Lucidity thinks for seven.

[02:58:06] What the fuck was that?

[02:58:08] Wait, I put my griddle in there.

[02:58:11] Erm, guy?

[02:58:15] Can we roast the salmone?

[02:58:21] I don't think I can open this.

[02:58:23] I don't think I have a can opener.

[02:58:27] Do not...

[02:58:29] Did I eat the raw salmon Salmon roast

[02:58:41] I

[02:58:52] Eat all of it drop that bitch turn that bitch off

[02:59:02] I get the poop in my na man and get the poop mod

[02:59:05] Where should we go?

[02:59:29] Far away from here?

[02:59:32] We still need stuff.

[02:59:43] We need a generator.

[02:59:44] Some gas.

[02:59:45] I think I'd like to sleep.

[03:00:15] Maybe we'll be able to heal off our wounds.

[03:00:28] You would be the first to die in Apocalypse?

[03:00:31] Why?

[03:00:33] Elaborate.

[03:00:36] Smell? Yeah, I'm pheromone maxing.

[03:01:00] Is that a fucking problem?

[03:01:04] First meet this Totino's party pizza combination style hashtag Totino's, hashtag Totino's partners, hashtag Totino's in my ass.

[03:01:12] Granta.

[03:01:26] I'm in pain.

[03:01:30] of the

[03:01:39] the

[03:01:42] the

[03:01:45] the

[03:01:49] the

[03:01:56] So is your mom.

[03:02:03] That first time chatter type of chat.

[03:02:10] Project Zomboid stream.

[03:02:13] Roo dude.

[03:02:18] Blind?

[03:02:23] What the?

[03:02:29] What have you done?

[03:02:37] What have you done?

[03:02:43] That's not what you said. Guys, I only have like a split second to fucking read.

[03:02:48] So yeah, maybe I did misread, bitch.

[03:02:55] What's the freaking problemo?

[03:03:06] I said, Zombo.

[03:03:13] Oh, Maggie Lulv.

[03:03:19] The door's locked.

[03:03:22] That's awesome.

[03:03:23] Here we go.

[03:03:28] Defrost the Ham.

[03:03:33] Do we even have a knife?

[03:03:36] What if we ate the entire ham though, nuts?

[03:03:43] He ate the entire thing.

[03:03:56] You in pain buddy?

[03:03:57] Drink a little freaking scotch when I can't.

[03:04:02] Fuck dude.

[03:04:09] Do you have a whole ham you can eat?

[03:04:20] It's his penis by the way guys, in case anyone's wondering.

[03:04:25] No.

[03:04:28] Don't want that.

[03:04:30] Oh, I don't want that.

[03:04:37] Oh, we gotta wait until...

[03:04:41] I have more than two managers, huh?

[03:04:49] Okay.

[03:04:51] Sits down at the chair oblivious to what's behind me.

[03:04:58] Drinks half a bottle of scotch.

[03:05:04] Oh yeah, baby.

[03:05:08] Now it's sleeping time.

[03:05:12] Drives doesn't make it harder to drive we're gonna get hungover

[03:05:26] Do they even have a shower?

[03:05:33] You do.

[03:05:34] Remember, good hygiene, very important.

[03:05:41] I enjoy the speedo bud.

[03:05:45] This is awesome.

[03:05:47] It's munched new, thanks for something.

[03:05:52] Have any mods installed?

[03:05:53] Yeah, I got like seven.

[03:05:55] important among them the 69 Dodge Charger. Fuck that. Fuck that.

[03:06:05] I played the previous versions of Zombo.

[03:06:14] Yeah.

[03:06:15] Alright.

[03:06:21] Alright.

[03:06:22] Oh, god.

[03:06:23] Dub?

[03:06:26] War.

[03:06:27] The version where the helicopter hovered over you every five minutes and spawned infinite

[03:06:48] hordes was gay.

[03:06:52] I was a gay if it's a like a video game.

[03:07:00] Okay.

[03:07:12] What's happening?

[03:07:15] Ooh.

[03:07:15] Chevalier, Sariswagon.

[03:07:22] Could that be it down there?

[03:07:33] I wish my right hand wasn't damaged.

[03:07:47] There's a man in the basement.

[03:07:54] Theresa's red.

[03:07:58] Yeah, I don't think...

[03:08:01] In this...

[03:08:04] I don't think in this case...

[03:08:11] There are lots of keys!

[03:08:15] I don't think in this case it has to do with color.

[03:08:17] Does that make sense?

[03:08:24] Oh wait a second

[03:08:33] I get so excited when I saw the constructed door but it was nothing

[03:08:44] Let's go and drop that

[03:08:47] We will take this propane tank, sure.

[03:09:01] Welder masks.

[03:09:02] Can I get a katana?

[03:09:03] Let's see if there's a... Can you get a katana?

[03:09:08] I don't know.

[03:09:13] I'll want some stale toast.

[03:09:19] Hey, what is that? What are you pointing me to?

[03:09:24] Oh, I see.

[03:09:29] Oh someone burnt their pork chop I'm sorry.

[03:09:46] You weren't both fiction when you've taken the katana or the chainsaw to save Marsalis

[03:09:49] Wallace.

[03:09:52] I think honestly it might be kind of hard to get someone with a chain saw

[03:10:05] I have like un-wieldy

[03:10:13] I want some more!

[03:10:39] They didn't say the chainsaw was running.

[03:10:41] Oh wait.

[03:10:42] Those are still more.

[03:10:46] We're a little tipsy right now, dude.

[03:11:01] That's so fucking weak dude.

[03:11:11] We need a generator.

[03:11:24] That's what we should be looking for right now.

[03:11:26] We're gonna find what's gonna be in like the building like this.

[03:11:35] It's so freaking dark.

[03:11:46] photograph of a group of Korean war soldiers wait plus one this is unstable from February

[03:12:03] 18. This is whatever today, whatever the lace version is. Can you dig it suck it?

[03:12:26] Can you please stop her correctly give me my barrette

[03:12:50] over here big man no freaking generator

[03:13:11] I can't x1 though more propane pliers

[03:13:26] poopy garbaggio dude there's like my dance like what is that shit dude how is that not

[03:13:39] It's swinging down!

[03:13:45] What is happening?

[03:13:54] We need to go somewhere where we can find a generator. I don't think this is gonna be it.

[03:14:03] Drink the rest of the scotch fool.

[03:14:09] Can you goop to this game? Dude, I'm getting the goop right now, dude.

[03:14:19] Robane?

[03:14:20] Lot of graph of the Korean War veteran I'm gooping I'm gooping

[03:14:39] Kind of wish we had like a little we do have a little food hmm, maybe we just drive

[03:14:45] What do you do I drive when I speed up time with keybinds I don't know what the keybinds

[03:15:01] are also I don't want to I don't want to get comfortable speeding up time with a

[03:15:05] you might as well it will kill me

[03:16:05] There's the

[03:16:35] parking lot I ever found my first car in Zomboid. I'm maimed, boo.

[03:16:45] Oh, that's not good.

[03:16:55] That was a very high speed collision.

[03:18:04] We're gonna find it.

[03:18:20] My name.

[03:18:28] I have a backup alarm.

[03:18:30] We got the same two songs guys

[03:18:45] Kind of wish I had a gun

[03:19:00] They didn't even move.

[03:19:25] This thing needs to go.

[03:19:55] No generator, eh?

[03:20:19] I got a listen, guys, are we?

[03:20:48] Wallet!

[03:20:54] Oh, what the?

[03:21:12] He's a way cooler, dude.

[03:21:18] That was the byclaws.

[03:21:28] I think we stay here until uh...

[03:21:34] Yeah, VCR.

[03:21:39] Buddy?

[03:21:42] Yippee!

[03:21:46] Yup, I love Carpentry, so cool dude.

[03:21:58] Boom.

[03:22:00] Bookshelf.

[03:22:02] Which one is this?

[03:22:03] I don't know.

[03:22:04] We're gonna find out.

[03:22:07] Okay.

[03:22:09] Yup, I love working with wood.

[03:22:16] Can I play the piano part one more time?

[03:22:21] Which part is that?

[03:22:23] What is this food?

[03:22:25] Oh, fresh uncooked rice, dude.

[03:22:33] Let's add some bacon to this bitch, bacon and rice.

[03:22:42] Bacon rice.

[03:22:43] There's a millennial that really triggered something inside of me.

[03:22:48] Bacon on everything am I right fellas?

[03:23:03] That's why God invented bacon.

[03:23:19] Give me the bread.

[03:23:21] Eat all of the rice.

[03:23:23] You serve one of the internet today?

[03:23:25] Thank you, cheddar.

[03:23:28] That gamer subscribed really?

[03:23:30] I don't have anything to chop this up with.

[03:23:38] I'm gonna turn my car off now.

[03:23:49] No need for a quick escape.

[03:23:51] If I turn the lights off, two fells.

[03:24:14] read

[03:24:23] what the

[03:24:28] government letter photograph of Korean group of Korean war soldiers

[03:24:37] plus one

[03:24:44] want this grapefruit need something to carry water in

[03:25:02] you personally Jerry Seinfeld asking his GF's mother why she likes bacon so much

[03:25:09] I could I don't really do a good Jerry Seinfeld

[03:25:14] I can't get over to the side of the bed.

[03:25:42] I don't know what to do with this.

[03:25:49] I don't know what to do with this.

[03:25:56] I don't know what to do with this.

[03:26:03] TV TV TV TV TV time TV time TV time

[03:26:16] wait it's about liking bacon guys

[03:26:20] Oh, yeah, cook to baby

[03:26:41] Any neighbors

[03:26:47] Think so

[03:26:50] Let's check our car.

[03:26:57] We did run into quite a few zombies.

[03:27:07] How's the hood doing?

[03:27:10] 43%?

[03:27:12] Ay-ya-ya-ee.

[03:27:14] They're zombies, not zombies.

[03:27:18] I ain't callin' em, uh, I ain't callin' em Zomboids, fella.

[03:27:24] Let's be entirely clear about that, hold up, before we continue.

[03:27:41] SOTY SOTY

[03:28:11] Oh

[03:28:23] Eh, that's a lot

[03:28:41] What the hell is that?

[03:28:59] The barn.

[03:29:01] I also like 20 zombies.

[03:29:09] I'm never going to hit those rocks.

[03:29:16] Haha.

[03:29:17] Should be a lot easier with a gun I think.

[03:29:34] I've still lacerated.

[03:29:37] Oh my god, we have slow healiness, right?

[03:29:44] It's okay.

[03:29:55] We got a van.

[03:29:56] That's all we need.

[03:30:14] Amnesia!

[03:30:15] Alright, close the windows so we can't hear the radio anymore.

[03:30:21] Alright, close the windows so we can't hear the radio anymore.

[03:30:44] dog goblin three back to the roots classic love dog gobblin

[03:31:01] Why is the movie of the game is a unique blend of platforming and

[03:31:17] I just say cocked up. I think you're hearing what you want to hear, buddy. Buddy, old pal.

[03:31:36] do you know what I am saying let's make something great

[03:32:06] Is it a beer cans on create soup?

[03:32:14] Oh, we can put the bread. Nice.

[03:32:20] I look ramen soup, dude.

[03:32:23] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[03:32:28] He's ramen and beans.

[03:32:32] Bread.

[03:32:34] Hmm...

[03:32:36] How about some onion now?

[03:32:38] Hmm, soup. It's just called soup.

[03:32:42] Don't want to try some soup?

[03:32:48] This is a cupboard.

[03:33:04] off off with your head something something till you're dead

[03:33:18] BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

[03:33:20] Ed will roll

[03:33:24] Ed will roll

[03:33:28] Dance?

[03:33:31] Get another...

[03:33:36] Let's take a little shower now

[03:33:42] I love being clean

[03:33:44] We please play King Vaughn armed in dangerous Doctor Moon Moon.

[03:34:00] There's not the serial killer guy.

[03:34:15] Why being suit?

[03:34:27] BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

[03:34:31] He's all wrong.

[03:34:38] Typically the fat cat is a...

[03:34:40] I don't know why I'm clicking play, I don't have to do that.

[03:34:49] Eat all of it.

[03:34:50] To heal.

[03:34:53] Well, successfully re-insected now.

[03:35:03] Let's optimistically check our laceration, okay?

[03:35:13] A prize awaits.

[03:35:15] Hey, the Ganon.

[03:35:22] You twerk in this game.

[03:35:23] Yeah.

[03:35:24] those mods for that.

[03:35:35] Where is the zombie that was right there?

[03:35:44] Good thing they can't hear the screams.

[03:36:10] Remember the basics of CQC.

[03:36:27] I

[03:36:57] Hmm, thought I saw someone in the corner up there.

[03:37:10] Might be... oh god.

[03:37:19] We might be good, he says.

[03:37:31] Don't forget to check the basement, he said out loud to himself.

[03:37:39] Bottle opener.

[03:37:40] Wait, don't I have one?

[03:37:44] Yes.

[03:37:45] Goodbye.

[03:37:46] Oh pizza we love pizza dude like being our Nora pork chop

[03:37:57] we saw the pot we do we do we're fucking food maxing right now on God we are on dog

[03:38:12] frozen frozen you play some trick daddy really gonna call that guy your daddy huh

[03:38:27] hey I wouldn't do that what else is getting out of here any of the ground

[03:38:37] beef. It's just the beef.

[03:38:44] I use the not beans first.

[03:38:49] Time on.

[03:38:52] Steak.

[03:38:56] I wonder if we can get fat.

[03:38:58] Think you can.

[03:39:04] Did 104 before the cook, bro?

[03:39:07] You really should clear the entire house before you do this by the way.

[03:39:16] I ain't doing that though.

[03:39:18] Oh yeah, dinner.

[03:39:24] Dinner served.

[03:39:27] Eats the entire fucking pot of food.

[03:39:30] The Meat Max.

[03:39:32] We're at 82 weight.

[03:39:36] gaining weight right now.

[03:39:40] Bononot, bononot, bononot, bread stew.

[03:39:47] Uh, add the peas.

[03:39:49] Errr.

[03:39:50] It's not like a British meal right now, give the fucking bread, pay stew.

[03:39:57] Pace?

[03:39:58] Um, can I have more bread and paste?

[03:40:02] A printed piece too, please

[03:40:11] Bum

[03:40:22] Divide the bowls may eat entire pot of food

[03:40:25] Nice. Very good, very good.

[03:40:37] as well use the end pieces here

[03:40:56] that's a level 2 cook for you baby

[03:41:04] Are you sleepy, bud?

[03:41:15] We'll eat half of this.

[03:41:19] And we'll check the rest of the house.

[03:41:21] I bet there's a zombie in here, by the way, and we've been flirting with disaster the

[03:41:23] entire time.

[03:41:24] and

[03:41:31] and

[03:41:36] and

[03:41:41] bill bandage W

[03:41:48] Jack

[03:41:53] Sleeping pill on dodge robbing alcohol

[03:41:59] You know mighty extra something says pronouns as a bitch that's a person get owned like four different

[03:42:09] Instruments here, I don't know if I like you could equip one of them in your arm and then

[03:42:13] Make cue to make the noise, but I don't think it actually works. That's a mod

[03:42:29] It's a valid weapon, yeah

[03:42:35] Well, if there's any zombies now they know where we're at

[03:42:43] Leather coat.

[03:42:47] He's gonna get hot though.

[03:42:52] Want to have a tank top?

[03:42:56] No, I tore it up.

[03:43:07] Nice.

[03:43:08] Nice.

[03:43:09] Still no real backpack, though.

[03:43:33] Probably close the door first.

[03:43:37] and turn the lights off.

[03:43:42] Carry me home my na na na na na na na na na na.

[03:44:07] Dude, I-

[03:44:13] Where did it all go so wrong?

[03:44:24] Close it.

[03:44:25] We put the pillow in the end here and then still...

[03:44:29] Yeah.

[03:44:30] Alright, let's not disassemble our entire bed this time.

[03:44:37] British Premier League Soccer?

[03:44:46] Wow, is it?

[03:44:50] Alright, you tried.

[03:44:55] I love fucking soccer, mate.

[03:45:00] It's coming home.

[03:45:02] It's coming home.

[03:45:04] It's coming home

[03:45:10] That feel when you'll never feel the primordial level of hype

[03:45:14] that the average British guy from like

[03:45:17] War Shester Shire feels when he hears that shit pop off on the radio dude on the way to work

[03:45:25] It's not fucking family

[03:45:27] Hey mate.

[03:45:34] Truly one of these guys has a key.

[03:45:36] Kind of it.

[03:45:42] I killed him.

[03:45:45] Hey uh...

[03:45:47] An operated press.

[03:45:53] No guns though, huh?

[03:45:55] pissing me off the fuck do you even do here oh you make olive oil huh date key ring

[03:46:08] bottle opener parochies rotten satch

[03:46:16] hello I'm gonna borrow your shit or mine is down and these tacos got my tummy

[03:46:20] rumbling. No, you may not. Shake yourself. Now.

[03:46:34] I'm not too bad.

[03:46:43] Floor fix for 7th.

[03:46:47] Here's something we remembered to turn our car...

[03:46:59] Battery 100%.

[03:47:01] happening. I don't want to settle down here.

[03:47:25] I'm really not vibing with it. I use the word vibe by the way. I'm 36.

[03:47:30] in a month.

[03:47:42] I want to get to that house. How do we get over there?

[03:47:51] You should be playing retail wow.

[03:47:58] I'll play Wagon, Retail Wagon when they add 6.

[03:48:01] Yeeeaaahhhhhh!

[03:48:17] Dom B1?

[03:48:28] And...

[03:48:29] I need like a fence.

[03:48:35] Hey everybody in a one mile radius come over here.

[03:48:45] They had the stupid fucking backup alarm

[03:48:58] They come over here

[03:49:00] well we have slowed down to an alarming degree it is quite a quite a slow down

[03:49:20] down there. Quite a slow down. Fuck off.

[03:49:36] cripples you cripples you cripples you cripples you

[03:49:50] Oh hell no.

[03:49:57] Ugh!

[03:50:02] Car as weapon.

[03:50:11] And...

[03:50:18] Alright, we're getting risky.

[03:50:33] Oh god.

[03:50:59] How do you win this game?

[03:51:00] Oh, how we'd game we'd get battle pass points for battle pass win unlock gold gunskin win complete game win complete game

[03:51:26] Back a break tasty

[03:51:30] Hmm

[03:51:38] Ballad question TV H fucking Google it if you care then I guess

[03:51:50] So like when do you beat the game by the way

[03:52:00] Hey, we're swinging at full speed now.

[03:52:09] We're so sneaky, dude.

[03:52:17] Do not get bit by the singular zombie.

[03:52:22] What's the max level? Approximately how many hours do you think I would have to invest

[03:52:35] this game to maximize my fun to money ratio.

[03:52:56] Pretty sure there's one on my left.

[03:53:01] Maximizing fun ratio is a good question though. Dude!

[03:53:05] If you start to compartmentalize a hobby like video gaming to like hour per

[03:53:13] fun becomes a chore. Understand that, right?

[03:53:18] It's got a limper?

[03:53:21] Oh my god!

[03:53:28] Why?

[03:53:30] Because you're going into it. You're like, alright.

[03:53:34] This is the maximum amount of time I have to do this thing.

[03:53:39] I need to get this much fun out of it for it to be worth my time.

[03:53:45] I'm sneaking.

[03:53:56] Oh god.

[03:54:03] Back in my day, we used to buy video games because of the goofy art on the front of it.

[03:54:08] You know what I mean?

[03:54:09] We didn't know how many hours we was going to get out of that.

[03:54:12] We still popped it into the Nintendo.

[03:54:17] Gamed it out though, didn't we?

[03:54:20] Mega Man?

[03:54:28] Although we did not buy Mega Man because of the box art, the Mega Man box art was

[03:54:32] hell is stupid and not good. Back in my day, we used to play video games for fun. We did

[03:54:55] it because if we did not we would be out at the river probably getting Giardia

[03:55:05] from drinking the river the whole river

[03:55:15] pop quiz which game is more dead splitgate 2 or high guard but what was that

[03:55:21] one where you had the like the clone that you could teleport to. Can we put that one in there?

[03:55:37] Uh, or Star Fox 64. Can we put all four of those in there?

[03:55:44] Why do I get the feeling this is like trapped, dude? Oh my god.

[03:55:47] Surely that can't be the case, right?

[03:56:02] How many people do you think are playing Star Fox 64 right now?

[03:56:09] That's what I thought. There's like two people in the whole motherfucking world, dude.

[03:56:13] Please be gone, please be gone, please be gone, please be-

[03:56:18] Oh, fuck.

[03:56:20] Where's the guns though?

[03:56:22] I don't have a gun!

[03:56:24] Lots of ammo though.

[03:56:26] Oh, fuck.

[03:56:28] Hmm.

[03:56:35] Unfortunate.

[03:56:37] Is the plan to make a basement base?

[03:56:48] A basement?

[03:56:49] I don't have a fucking pen.

[03:56:55] This guy has a million ammo no gun make it make sense

[03:57:05] And

[03:57:12] He took it with him good luck shooting your no ammo gun idiot

[03:57:25] Shouldn't have run.

[03:57:33] He took some ammo with him.

[03:57:35] Yeah, sorry.

[03:57:36] My head cannon is that he actually forgot his ammo and fucking crashed into a car and

[03:57:39] died on the way out.

[03:57:46] And then this guy couldn't even blow his own brains up because he had no fucking

[03:57:48] ammo on him, dude.

[03:57:52] Yummy!

[03:58:03] Dude, what if there's some guns upstairs, though? That would be tight.

[03:58:06] Yes, sir.

[03:58:07] Oh, fuck.

[03:58:08] Space Crew!

[03:58:21] How about the power to move you?

[03:58:34] We'll never get to the point where that will be useful to us, but it's cool to imagine

[03:58:49] a future where we might get that far.

[03:58:53] spray is for making improvised explosives.

[03:59:06] Any pack?

[03:59:11] Yeah.

[03:59:14] Also, we know that the guy who lived here did not leave

[03:59:18] Because we found him outside.

[03:59:23] What was that?

[03:59:36] Zombie creeping around the fucking bushes right there.

[03:59:45] Remember the basics of CQC.

[03:59:52] Where did blood go?

[03:59:59] They flopped back out?

[04:00:02] Yep.

[04:00:05] I didn't see this.

[04:00:12] You honestly do not wait how does my key not work here those animals down there

[04:00:30] didn't turn car off again by the way yeah I know I know

[04:00:35] We'll move, we'll move that gear up, hang on.

[04:00:45] I'm sleeping.

[04:01:09] He was just farming? No. I've joined the server and can only play as a zombie. What am I doing wrong?

[04:01:24] You have to select play as human.

[04:01:31] Hope this helps.

[04:01:36] Can I be honest with you guys?

[04:01:50] I'm over here playing projects on Boyd.

[04:01:52] But right now, I wish I was getting the Goof of Marathon, man, if I'm being 100% honest,

[04:02:02] dude, holy shit.

[04:02:13] There's no shot.

[04:02:14] Dude, I want nothing more than to extract with a, with a diode fragment or something.

[04:02:21] or a megabyte scrambler.

[04:02:29] Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow.

[04:02:42] It sounds like I have a flat tire, but I think that's just the way it sounds.

[04:02:49] There's so much fucking ammo at this place.

[04:02:56] My trunk has taken at least 20 damage of space.

[04:03:03] Here.

[04:03:07] Sleeping pill.

[04:03:11] The ultimate combo.

[04:03:19] This shitty backpack is getting on me nerves you see the game goblin goob maxing

[04:03:36] Yeah what is that actually I don't want to know what that is I changed my mind

[04:03:50] changed me fucking mind in

[04:03:54] Why are you not playing the WoW expansion?

[04:04:04] I only allow that question from a guy with the word WoW in his name, which you do have,

[04:04:10] so...

[04:04:11] You've triggered a secret dialogue option.

[04:04:15] Because I do not enjoy retail WoW.

[04:04:17] Hope this helps.

[04:04:21] Except for like, I'm very specific occasions where my brain chemistry has been altered just

[04:04:25] like very slightly, you know what I mean?

[04:04:27] And then like, for some reason I'm sitting there and I'm like, wow, I could really go

[04:04:32] for like some like monotonous daily chasing gameplay right now and then spam out some

[04:04:37] fucking dungeons for like seven days and then be done with it.

[04:04:43] Spent a cool $140 for the early access.

[04:04:50] feeding bottle just like RuneScape me when I'm a wild player and have never

[04:05:02] even bothered to play RuneScape yeah I'm a fucking moron by the way see this

[04:05:07] just fuck.

[04:05:17] OSRS is boring AF?

[04:05:19] Alright man, listen.

[04:05:23] Listen to me.

[04:05:30] I can one chatter be so base. He's not base. He's not fucking base. He's wrong

[04:05:44] Just don't fucking get it, dude

[04:05:49] I'm not owned. I'm not owned

[04:05:54] He's right RuneScape sucks. All right, quit trying to hop on the fucking bandwagon. Hey, buddy. All right

[04:06:00] no one's impressed 99 agility next week on my iron good one

[04:06:08] congratulations to what inspired you to waste your time you gotta be curious

[04:06:17] wait

[04:06:20] I get the Max Cape only three skills for maxing okay well that point you're

[04:06:32] committed I suppose I will never max in her escape so I'm a 99 I mean the only

[04:06:44] one's I'm interested in 99 HP attack strength ranged magic that's it just keep

[04:06:52] this key works oh prayer

[04:07:02] how is this fucking possible dude I can beat this down with my thing can't I

[04:07:14] It's a dissimilar sledge.

[04:07:18] I'm pretty sure you can swing on it until it breaks.

[04:07:25] Fireaxe is a three hit.

[04:07:28] Oh.

[04:07:29] Any other magical weapons I should spawn in?

[04:07:32] They assist me?

[04:07:34] Assist me!

[04:07:38] Gorging for keys? Good idea.

[04:07:58] It's a fucking caterpillar, mate.

[04:08:02] It's a fucking cockroach, mate.

[04:08:04] I think I've ever like, I've only ever seen cockroaches in like houses and shit.

[04:08:11] I've never like found a cockroach out like in the grass.

[04:08:17] Yeah, IRL.

[04:08:22] They're all over in Mississippi.

[04:08:26] You ate five samosas and have been holding a fat fart please grant permission to rip

[04:08:37] open my schvinkter.

[04:08:38] Yeah you don't need my permission to do that buddy.

[04:08:52] Flamengo just lost can you laugh at them?

[04:08:54] I don't know what that is.

[04:08:57] I know that the Flamingo is the national bird of Florida, though.

[04:09:07] No, not national, sorry.

[04:09:15] The state bird.

[04:09:19] I know the state bird of Virginia is the cardinal, isn't it?

[04:09:24] Mockingbird, you fucking idiot.

[04:09:36] That's NC?

[04:09:37] I'm literally just making stuff up, by the way.

[04:09:39] I literally have no idea what I'm fucking talking about.

[04:09:44] I'm actually just saying stuff.

[04:09:49] Y'all want to eat these wild mushrooms?

[04:09:56] Wow, what do you think of Neymar's performance on his return to Brazil?

[04:10:04] I got like 60 or some shit.

[04:10:11] 34.

[04:10:14] 34.

[04:10:15] Ewww.

[04:10:16] Old.

[04:10:17] How do I access this?

[04:10:27] Open an egg hatch door.

[04:10:28] What you got, buddy?

[04:10:30] Oh yeah, how do I access that?

[04:10:43] come there's no eggs in here. I'm seeing a lot of animals in here though.

[04:11:00] You know the Hawaiian state fish is the humano-humano-humano-humano-humano-

[04:11:04] Kuapua, uh. Bro, I bet I actually nailed that by the way. One, two. Am I playing

[04:11:12] reduced zombie density? No, I am playing high zombie density. I am out in the

[04:11:16] middle of nowhere, however, so as you can imagine, maybe there wouldn't be

[04:11:21] 52-100 zombies around this house randomly for some fucking reason.

[04:11:34] Or a Molotov. Wait. We do have eight of those.

[04:11:42] You ever settle in this game or this room? I like to do, like, no mad shit.

[04:11:50] Um, but it depends.

[04:11:53] Let's see if we can sleep together.

[04:11:55] SBD likes her some and he dies too fast to settle

[04:12:03] Of course, hurry.

[04:12:14] A coke show, dude!

[04:12:18] Yippee!

[04:12:21] You love RV mod?

[04:12:26] Yeah, RV mod's cool.

[04:12:32] I uh, I think it

[04:12:34] I mean can't you just like go in your RV and then like be safe though? You know what I mean?

[04:12:41] Watching string with newborn son for the first time. Please play better one. Congratulations

[04:12:49] To a little bill your dad's a bitch

[04:12:52] You're a beat a bitch

[04:13:02] I'm seriously debating beating this down.

[04:13:08] Let's just molotov it dude, fuck it.

[04:13:12] Hey, fuck it dude, we'll just leave if it gets to be a problem.

[04:13:27] You be safe in an RV relatively?

[04:13:29] Maybe.

[04:13:30] How do I throw this shit?

[04:13:42] It's not cute, man!

[04:13:47] What's happening?

[04:13:55] or nothing got it fuck you

[04:14:25] As I don't think it broke enough maybe it did

[04:14:37] I'm afraid to go in there while they're still fire because we might get trapped so

[04:14:43] Yep, you might be wondering how it got here

[04:14:49] There's such good loot in here right guys, bro, I got like seven more mollies man. This is worth

[04:14:55] Hey bitch chatter are you still there I'm just wondering if I'm just wondering if you're

[04:15:13] still there real quick the swing your hammer at the door it'll be like a minute

[04:15:24] Okay, that is not true.

[04:15:56] I do not need 82 turkey feathers.

[04:16:09] Tomhead.

[04:16:16] Yippee!

[04:16:25] Am I fucking stupid?

[04:16:37] We can't even use a generator yet by the way

[04:16:47] I am so stupid there's not any room

[04:16:52] What I'm on fire

[04:16:55] What oh my

[04:17:07] Why did I spontaneously combust?

[04:17:25] I'm so- oh my god, we're so dead if we get caught on fire again.

[04:17:43] I heard that?

[04:17:44] Yeah, it scared me.

[04:17:48] I was like, why am I in extreme pain over here?

[04:17:51] Yeah, it's because my character was on fire, by the way.

[04:17:54] Cool.

[04:18:09] Well, I wonder what else is mysteriously hidden on fire.

[04:18:14] First on this patch, the ground can stay very hot after fire, so don't stand on burnt tiles just in case.

[04:18:24] What's he got fuckin' with me?

[04:18:33] Surely he is.

[04:18:42] M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.

[04:18:47] Do you have a possibly scripting... 20 subs? Thank you very much.

[04:18:52] Hello!

[04:18:54] Hello there, am I?

[04:19:03] So I gotta die from invisible burning when sitting on burnt slash amber floors to be

[04:19:07] careful.

[04:19:08] Is that what I was doing?

[04:19:10] I was not paying attention.

[04:19:13] Alright, what are we gonna cook this shit with?

[04:19:21] Let's get some pepper get some peanut butter in this bitch wipe beans

[04:19:31] Olive oil

[04:19:38] I'm dying

[04:19:42] I'm in extreme pain you know what I hope our pain actually

[04:19:51] A bottle of scotch.

[04:19:57] Chug, chug, chug, chug.

[04:20:01] And then some hampels.

[04:20:08] Weird, weird.

[04:20:10] We ain't fixing that.

[04:20:14] Looks like we can make the most out of the soup.

[04:20:17] Is that some peanut butter to this water?

[04:20:21] peanut butter soup nice nice let's get

[04:20:24] some cinnamon peanut butter soup with

[04:20:28] cinnamon very good turkey and the

[04:20:34] fillet and a wing poultry soup with

[04:20:38] cinnamon and peanut butter let's see

[04:20:44] here and some beans

[04:20:46] hmm finally some pepper and olive oil

[04:20:49] Well, this sounds like a Thai dish, dude.

[04:20:51] It's using turkey.

[04:20:58] And I don't think I've ever had turkey in a Thai dish.

[04:21:04] Hey, my character's not in pain right now.

[04:21:07] Despite the debilitating head wound.

[04:21:11] Oh, that's not good.

[04:21:19] My laceration turned into a burn.

[04:21:26] You just didn't know?

[04:21:32] Because it was already bandaged?

[04:21:34] This is fucked up, actually.

[04:21:40] We have like another looking thing we can use here.

[04:21:51] We can roast.

[04:21:52] I don't like the roasts.

[04:21:54] Man.

[04:21:56] I'm in agony again.

[04:22:01] Wait, the booze wore off.

[04:22:02] Make some more booze.

[04:22:04] Actually at the entire pot. No we didn't

[04:22:19] How come I can't talk shit on that chatter without getting emulated guys

[04:22:26] You know butter stir fry

[04:22:28] We don't want to use this turkey and shit cuz it's like one nutrition is basically worthless

[04:22:45] Oh

[04:22:47] I'm the best

[04:23:10] Hey, we're healing big man make some scotch all of it

[04:23:14] You're free.

[04:23:21] Ultri-star fry, baby.

[04:23:31] Eat some more?

[04:23:33] How am I still in pain?

[04:23:36] We're gonna have to make some more vikin' in this, bitch.

[04:23:48] Double-viked up on a Sunday.

[04:24:01] the sleeping pills? Hmm. What if I die? Riblet, thanks for subbing. If we vomit in our sleep

[04:24:15] we... Oh, looks like we're staying here a little bit longer than I wanted to. What is

[04:24:27] having your head damaged even do

[04:24:33] but what's the downside like you have a lot of worse a man or what

[04:24:40] uh... huge in this case for some extra level of kidnapped sorry that kidnapping

[04:24:44] napping so you can have cool stone tools like in the paleolithic era

[04:24:47] poggers

[04:24:54] I've only got a k cute alpha queen head drop for a desert elite.

[04:25:06] Nice.

[04:25:09] Good work dude.

[04:25:11] You really earned that one.

[04:25:12] I'm going to put this turkey fillet in here.

[04:25:19] Thank me for my subs and things for seven for no hashing for so

[04:25:31] Is this permanent death yeah, that's the way this this game works looks like we need some more booze fellas

[04:25:42] Yeah, we'll drink a little bit more

[04:25:44] We're food-maxing right now in order to heal a little bit faster.

[04:25:52] We're also gaining weight and Giga fast.

[04:25:58] I'm gonna get fed.

[04:26:02] Thank me too.

[04:26:05] You didn't subscribe though.

[04:26:08] I buy it.

[04:26:09] Well, thank you for watching.

[04:26:10] Thank you.

[04:26:11] Thank you. Thank you.

[04:26:16] Dude, finding out that you can put a generator in like a car seat like this is actually like...

[04:26:25] That's crazy, man. That's crazy.

[04:26:33] burns take like gig along to heal by the way

[04:26:41] clean burn what

[04:26:56] i have like flesh that needed to be scraped off or something what the

[04:27:00] What the fuck was that?

[04:27:16] What's happening?

[04:27:20] And here, on here, on here, on here.

[04:27:30] I'm an extreme pain. We should go sleep while we still can.

[04:27:42] The booze will wear off. It puts severe burn patients into a coma to scrub their skin off.

[04:27:58] epic. I've literally never been burned in this game. I don't even know if you have to

[04:28:06] tree in a certain way. Seems like there's a special option to clean burn.

[04:28:36] It's casual headburn.

[04:28:43] Oh, no.

[04:28:58] We out.

[04:29:05] great my APM guys

[04:29:12] 240 fuck

[04:29:19] some black beans, black beans soup, olive oil, cinnamon,

[04:29:46] Dude, stop complaining man, you whiner, brother.

[04:30:03] Surely that's enough.

[04:30:04] Drink the rest of the scotch.

[04:30:05] Thank God we got scotch.

[04:30:06] Scotch, scotch, scotch.

[04:30:07] Drink the rest of the Scotch. Thank God we got Scotch.

[04:30:12] Scotch, Scotch, Scotch.

[04:30:22] Thank God we didn't leave this oven on when we went to sleep.

[04:30:25] turns out if you get burned nearly to death all you need is a several bottles of scotch

[04:30:38] and uh turkeys that you bludgeoned and you're from your farm

[04:30:59] coming in banished a burn loon you ran the risk of either going to sepsis

[04:31:03] from having infection or acute dehydration from not having any separate plasma from osmosis

[04:31:06] out of your body yeah that would be cool if I was a nerd high-fives twitch

[04:31:16] shit. God him ass, dude. God him ass.

[04:31:31] Have you ever played Dwarf Fortress? I have. Define Osmosis.

[04:31:36] Um, it's that one movie from the early 2000s where like, they go into the body of that

[04:31:46] person or whatever he's like a booger or some shit I forget

[04:32:01] osmosis Jones yeah dude with the kid rock song did they change the like the

[04:32:09] lyrics of the movie they're these letter I remember

[04:32:13] I remember being shown that movie in school.

[04:32:20] Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump.

[04:32:28] Oh, gotta drink some more booze.

[04:32:33] Florida makes sense.

[04:32:34] I was actually in Virginia.

[04:32:36] Nice try buddy.

[04:32:39] I'm running out of food.

[04:32:46] Never mind.

[04:32:49] We have several turkeys over there.

[04:32:55] I'm running out of food.

[04:32:59] I'm running out of food.

[04:33:05] Never mind. We have several turkeys over there. Megalow.

[04:33:15] Oh, Megalow.

[04:33:22] I wonder if like all of my actions are slowed down because of my head.

[04:33:24] It doesn't doesn't big boss have a head wound in a MGS five guys wait

[04:33:40] Hold the freaking phone dude

[04:33:57] I scared me

[04:33:59] As far as the character hasn't gotten bored yet during this.

[04:34:09] Oh, you're in pain, big man?

[04:34:16] Why don't you shut the hell up, break some scotch, and then eat some poultry?

[04:34:25] Should we check our wound?

[04:34:31] Ouch!

[04:34:32] Oh man, this shit ain't gonna heal, bros.

[04:34:39] This shit is not going to heal the...

[04:34:44] Why can't I disinfect this?

[04:34:51] Whatever.

[04:35:01] Plans I'm playing RE tomorrow?

[04:35:11] Yeah, I'm gonna peep the new RE tomorrow.

[04:35:13] I'll be dead.

[04:35:27] You should just learn to adjust to your life as a burn victim.

[04:35:30] Bro, I'm attacking at the speed of slow, what do you mean?

[04:35:34] There's no adjusting.

[04:35:41] They ate this soup.

[04:35:44] I enjoyed mugenics.

[04:35:45] Yep.

[04:35:50] It was Poggers.

[04:35:52] He be almost on.

[04:35:54] I'm so drunk.

[04:36:05] Are you doing this game other than change bandages and day drink?

[04:36:08] Not supposed to be like this.

[04:36:11] Just be creeping around.

[04:36:13] Damn.

[04:36:16] You miss blurry? Can you fix it?

[04:36:29] Fix it.

[04:36:32] Uh, let's see here.

[04:36:35] Take pills, sleeping pills.

[04:36:38] drink one fourth of scotch

[04:36:41] dude my guys is cleaned off like three bottles of scotch on the last day holy fuck

[04:36:46] scotch maxing

[04:36:49] being too much pain? Nope

[04:36:56] oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

[04:37:03] why are my bandage is dirty

[04:37:08] Invisible. Invisible.

[04:37:27] Soft bandage in front of mirror invisible.

[04:37:34] You're drinking in order to exchange the burn malady for psoriasis.

[04:37:48] Psorosis.

[04:37:49] Psorosis.

[04:37:50] Cisor.

[04:37:51] Um.

[04:37:52] Yes.

[04:37:53] Yes.

[04:37:55] I'm in agony.

[04:37:58] Yeah, our swing speed is still fucked up.

[04:38:03] The Phantom Immolation thing is a deliberate game design, huh?

[04:38:10] Stand on...

[04:38:12] Stand on ashes long enough and then all of a sudden you burst into flames, huh?

[04:38:23] Ain't no freaking way.

[04:38:30] Bum-Bam!

[04:38:37] Want's to stand in a hot, charred ground with no consequences?

[04:38:43] I'm okay with it like, melting my shoes or some shit, like, you know, like a plastic

[04:38:49] burn on my feet.

[04:38:51] But in this situation, it literally set my head on fire, so.

[04:38:57] Um, now explain that one, liberal?

[04:39:09] Eat rises.

[04:39:10] Alright man.

[04:39:15] Very fuckin' funny.

[04:39:16] Let's go look at our gun collection real quick.

[04:39:19] Now, here is my gun collection.

[04:39:28] If I had one!

[04:39:35] How many guns do you have?

[04:39:49] Oh, you know.

[04:39:53] Done?

[04:39:57] Dude, we're so fucking fat. Look, you've gained six pounds for KG or whatever they-

[04:40:01] however they track out this game.

[04:40:05] All grain, six stone.

[04:40:08] Brof.

[04:40:09] Okay, I have to leave. This guy is making me laugh way too loud.

[04:40:21] When I hear a conspiracy theory, I think all your names with four numbers in comment sections

[04:40:28] are AI training bots. It's mostly bots. It's mostly bots. Hell, there might be bots in

[04:40:47] charon granting too much pain got just the solution for that buddy

[04:40:54] why and brand brand brand brand brand brand brand brand brand brand

[04:41:03] again six stone and weight just drop the stones

[04:41:08] Just dripped his tubes, that was you by the way, um, put the water in the oven, to a

[04:41:29] bitch I can clean the burning

[04:41:32] burn clean burn so that has to be like scraping the dead skin off huh it's fucked up actually

[04:41:53] Fuck dude the pots empty

[04:41:58] What if picking up a hot pot

[04:42:03] To burn you

[04:42:10] What if Freddy Fosbear

[04:42:15] Came down and he was like

[04:42:19] I'm Freddy Fosbear

[04:42:22] I'm dying

[04:42:29] Free up

[04:42:35] This infect

[04:42:42] poultry stir fry

[04:42:44] time for scotch bottle five baby how many we down yep that's number five

[04:43:04] Um, heck yeah. So much wind.

[04:43:24] Oh, not both of those things.

[04:43:28] And I'm not a turkey. No, that means...

[04:43:31] I'm gonna drink some scotch first.

[04:43:38] Get your ass over here.

[04:43:40] Wait, they're in their hutch, dude.

[04:43:43] I'm gonna drink more scotch, dejectedly.

[04:43:49] Or give him more scotch, actually.

[04:43:53] Utterly shit-faced.

[04:43:55] I'm just going to finish the ball with.

[04:44:02] Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

[04:44:14] What if we just slept it off a little?

[04:44:16] You gotta kill some turkeys, stat.

[04:44:34] Bro, this shit is ass.

[04:44:40] How many fucking clean bandages, man?

[04:44:51] I love the oven on.

[04:44:53] Um, guys?

[04:44:57] I'm a mea.

[04:45:05] Hey guys, what's up?

[04:45:09] Are you alive you've sustained one blow blow too many hey

[04:45:22] He's so fast before it

[04:45:32] Ambush, okay, man

[04:45:39] Looks at you to death

[04:45:59] Done dying nice

[04:46:01] It doesn't even look like feathers, it looks like gravel.

[04:46:12] Oh, he kind of maimed that one turkey.

[04:46:24] Oh, dub.

[04:46:32] All right, dude.

[04:46:35] Nutrition maxing.

[04:46:37] What's up with these things?

[04:46:44] I don't know if this particular animal was, like, kind of like...

[04:46:48] malnourished.

[04:46:50] What say you bad cuts probably how do we get such a good cut on her original one that's

[04:47:02] cool I'll take the random meta event literally in the middle of nowhere in the woods directly

[04:47:07] next to my house fuck you bitch fucking piece of shit why is this bitch screaming in my

[04:47:15] woods right now. Get the fuck away from me. Leave! Let's get some more black beans. I'm

[04:47:31] I'm surprised beans are worth so little nutrition.

[04:47:48] Has you not British?

[04:47:51] I could fuck up some beans right now

[04:47:52] on beans and peanut butter soup.

[04:47:58] Yes sir, yes sir.

[04:48:01] I guess it's a good thing we went to that liquor store, huh?

[04:48:07] We being kind of in trouble right now, otherwise.

[04:48:11] And we're still in trouble.

[04:48:22] All right, you're done.

[04:48:31] Hey, my turkey's on the floor.

[04:48:36] Zomboid Pro Tip number 82.

[04:48:39] As you can see here, these turkeys have a very little nutrition, making them almost useless

[04:48:45] except for grinding a very small amount of XP and actually cooking them.

[04:48:49] For example, I could pick these up if I was min-maxing, and throw them in here where they

[04:48:56] will be most useful, because otherwise they take up useful space in a recipe, and provide

[04:49:06] pretty much nothing in return, so I hope this helps, bitch.

[04:49:19] that no one stop mansplaining I'm idiot

[04:49:27] explaining it's different

[04:49:31] It's like a good way to be out in this game.

[04:49:50] Thanks but can I have pork belly instead?

[04:49:54] Pork belly is kind of fucking lame.

[04:49:59] a butter stir-fry. I've only very rarely had good pork belly. Honestly, I think that

[04:50:10] shit's kind of gross. I feel like I got siops because for a long time it was like,

[04:50:20] oh it's a cheap cut of meat. That's why it tastes that way but then there were

[04:50:27] people on ironically being like oh but pork belly is actually really good and

[04:50:30] then they started charging more for it like stores and stuff despite it

[04:50:34] literally being the same the entire fucking time

[04:50:42] oh you're burning oh excuse me like lobster yeah kind of like lobster I'm

[04:50:53] I haven't had a good lobster, so I can't really shit talk, but I know I haven't had a good lobster, too.

[04:51:04] I'm cognizant of that.

[04:51:08] Beans and poultry soup.

[04:51:13] This is some...

[04:51:16] Oxy-L experiencing that right now?

[04:51:18] Actually, I had a...

[04:51:21] I think I had a foe with Oxtail last night.

[04:51:29] Some shit, I don't know.

[04:51:34] So Ceylon?

[04:51:35] Yeah, I'm trying to heat up the apartment, do you?

[04:51:38] Oh, do I?

[04:51:40] You're like 10 years late on an Oxtail chatter?

[04:51:44] Oh, and also, thank you, guard.

[04:51:47] Yep, this is kind of like managing our burn.

[04:51:51] the stream right now blood can't even swing this shit I think for the phantom

[04:52:08] burn we probably should just like admin like console heal herself or some shit

[04:52:11] that shit was fucking stupid I mean we can all agree that that shit is like

[04:52:17] probably a bug right it was legit you're

[04:52:27] telling me that by standing in this

[04:52:29] literal tile right here okay this tile

[04:52:32] and having my head literally burst into

[04:52:36] flames it was legit okay sure

[04:52:41] just like in real life guys are pissing me off you'll kill another

[04:52:55] turkey yeah I guess we could forage that's cool I wish I had a foraging book

[04:53:04] So in the pit after it just got done you would not be worried about catching fire.

[04:53:14] About catching on fire.

[04:53:24] Mastering automotive fault diagnosis techniques.

[04:53:26] No one's ever read that book.

[04:53:30] I'm surprised we want to play Zombo right now, the Ensemble build is in a pretty bad spot

[04:53:36] at the moment.

[04:53:37] Um, yeah, I mean I saw some shit on that, like on Reddit and stuff, honestly my only

[04:53:42] complaint has been randomly bursting into flames near spots that were on fire.

[04:53:48] I don't know if that would compel me to like vocalize or verbalize the build being

[04:53:56] a bad spot though.

[04:53:57] I think that's kind of like neck beard coated

[04:54:00] I'm talking like redditor coated almost

[04:54:03] You know what I mean like catching that redditor vibe vibes, you know what I mean?

[04:54:11] That said I have not I have not

[04:54:16] Encountering the other bugs there might be other bugs, so

[04:54:20] Come in

[04:54:23] Hmm

[04:54:25] I'm maturity mogging you right now?

[04:54:27] Man.

[04:54:30] I'm just being a dick, man. I'm sorry, chatter.

[04:54:33] What's a fucking asshole, man?

[04:54:38] I'm gonna read this book.

[04:54:43] Fire burns equal bug.

[04:54:45] What was it, a fucking fire? They were ashes, man.

[04:54:49] This shit ain't healing dogs.

[04:54:56] We're gonna spend the remainder of there being electricity and power, literally.

[04:55:16] Right here.

[04:55:18] What a beautiful day it's between 50 to 100 hours. Okay, what if I have slow healing?

[04:55:26] Go stand on ashes in real life. I bet your head catches on fire

[04:55:29] The question is why are you not gooping with the boys in Marathon though?

[04:55:55] I'm whooping I'm whooping I'm whooping

[04:56:11] Taxi be checked a little bit better. I think nope. That's the same

[04:56:16] case about my nails then I got C. diff and I almost died thanks for reading C. diff

[04:56:32] bacterium causing severe watery diarrhea fever nausea and abdominal pain

[04:56:45] time I got a like a like a postural right below my nail it was like full of green

[04:57:00] in person stuff. Because I was biting my nails. It's not herpes man. That went to me as a

[04:57:23] kid that shot the shot sucked what shot

[04:57:28] bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump

[04:57:32] you mean like an ingrown fingernail

[04:57:37] no i like i like tore my nail down to a point where like it was open and you

[04:57:41] know obviously like some uh some some poop or

[04:57:47] some shit got in there like a little speck and it was all like

[04:57:51] I think I'll blast them into a nice little green pustule on your finger.

[04:57:58] I think I think it's time that we'll do that. Let's grab more booze.

[04:58:10] I do not wish to drink all of this way. Uh-oh. It's all we got.

[04:58:21] Um, fellows?

[04:58:33] Was the endgame?

[04:58:34] So basically we're trying to meet up with nine other survivors in order to assemble a mythic

[04:58:39] raid group in order to kill next rammin'.

[04:58:43] Right now unfortunately I stood in the fire, so we're taking some time to heal our character

[04:58:47] up before we meet up with everyone else to run some mythic pluses you know me sleep

[04:58:55] good oh fuck we missed TV time

[04:59:04] yeah we gotta get our gear score up a little bit

[04:59:10] well my Mia kind of embarrassing

[04:59:17] From this let-off, it was me. I'm an idiot. Why is my coat dirty?

[04:59:41] I think your character's weight is embarrassing right now.

[04:59:46] Dude, we're at 88, man, that's awesome.

[04:59:49] That's just more weight to lose later.

[04:59:51] Oh my God, I have minus one fitness right now.

[04:59:58] Reduce running speed, low endurance, and prone to injury.

[05:00:01] Wait, I'm too fat.

[05:00:06] What is this in like American units?

[05:00:11] Plus two strength though.

[05:00:20] Yo, I'm just bad.

[05:00:26] Bad man.

[05:00:29] That is wrong.

[05:00:30] You are wrong.

[05:00:32] Well, let's do some sit ups or some shit, shall we?

[05:00:39] Oh

[05:00:56] You want to be below 85

[05:01:03] What if we did some more setups

[05:01:05] Did we ate too much food, guys?

[05:01:09] How come no one warned me that I could get fat?

[05:01:12] I'm injury prone now.

[05:01:14] What the fuck does that mean?

[05:01:31] If we exercise until we're out of breath and then like wait, like rest it up and shit

[05:01:37] and then we do it again, can we still get muscle fatigue later on?

[05:01:45] Yeah.

[05:01:48] Man.

[05:01:51] My character is supposed to be giga in shape, dude.

[05:01:58] Big boss.

[05:02:00] medic boss I'm afraid to eat this shit but I think we got it I think we got it

[05:02:10] Stop moaning, dude, you fucking weirdo.

[05:02:15] At least burn VitoBoss.

[05:02:21] That is not his name.

[05:02:26] Shut your fucking bitch, man.

[05:02:30] Uh...

[05:02:34] Hey, let's rip some more shut-ups, shall we?

[05:02:38] How come that was not a skill one?

[05:02:58] Explain good.

[05:02:59] Oh, you fixed your noise again, start speaking up pussy?

[05:03:04] Fuck you, bitch!

[05:03:06] How about that?

[05:03:11] How about that?

[05:03:13] Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

[05:03:20] How much dead skin do I have to scrape off before this is finally done?

[05:03:32] I

[05:03:35] Got mugged you big em are you gonna take that?

[05:03:42] Yeah, I have a rare condition where I like to be mod

[05:03:53] Well, I'm gonna go pee get some coffee fellas that cool I'll play some music

[05:04:02] Yes, below I will play the music

[05:04:14] I guess I'll just let the game go

[05:13:02] Oh

[05:13:16] Maybe press on even if we're wounded.

[05:13:33] Let's make a little more food and then leave.

[05:14:03] Just had a Guinness, where should I drive?

[05:14:18] Nowhere.

[05:14:19] Hope this helps.

[05:14:26] Close it.

[05:14:41] I'm back here, so he went back inside, hey!

[05:15:37] fellows

[05:15:49] good cuts

[05:16:07] and

[05:16:13] and

[05:16:18] I

[05:16:22] think

[05:16:25] the butter soup

[05:16:29] on

[05:16:31] our character sleepy

[05:16:35] Cinnamon and peanut butter soup baby.

[05:16:49] Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

[05:16:53] Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[05:16:58] Cinnamon so good.

[05:17:00] You keep buying fast forward?

[05:17:01] Yeah, I know I'm trying not to do that so I don't get used to doing it and then like like I want it to be a

[05:17:10] Pain in the ass

[05:17:13] So that I don't get to complacent using it does it make sense. I'm an idiot

[05:17:19] Essentially

[05:17:31] Do you know what I am saying?

[05:17:37] Well, then I got poultry stir fry.

[05:17:55] You were neurotic with three times in Rimworld?

[05:18:08] That's what I'm saying.

[05:18:13] If you're sleeping then we're getting the heck out of here.

[05:18:19] Never mind, we're not sleeping.

[05:18:22] character is in debilitating pain

[05:18:33] much more necrotic flesh needs to be scraped off

[05:18:40] you know sleeping pills actually we stay in here until our pain changes it's not

[05:18:48] not happening

[05:19:08] me when I'm burned, ow

[05:19:12] hurts so true yeah yep yep yep

[05:19:27] I wonder how cinnamon and turkey taste probably epic.

[05:19:39] Deep burns don't cause pain.

[05:19:41] Okay, explain my character's debilitating pain.

[05:19:46] the bill of dating.

[05:19:59] My diabetes.

[05:20:06] Explain.

[05:20:10] The bill of dating.

[05:20:14] PCR detected

[05:20:22] Wait my muscle strain is showing up

[05:20:36] Hmm, where's lower torso string even deep?

[05:20:44] It makes you slower, but if I'm already mentally very slow, that's rad.

[05:20:57] Seems about to break.

[05:21:12] Ewie stinky. How can you smell that in the car?

[05:21:20] It has aspirin down.

[05:21:27] They did not come after the beef.

[05:21:41] This one's going to rise in an hour.

[05:22:06] Hmm.

[05:22:07] It is pretty hard to see though.

[05:22:22] Seeing this rustle a little bit could be the wind.

[05:22:37] Stir fry break?

[05:22:57] My character is tired again?

[05:23:26] I'm gonna fight when we're tired.

[05:23:32] I wonder if we get away with sleeping right here, fellas. What do you think?

[05:23:35] Stupid? Mayhaps?

[05:23:38] I'm experiencing too much pain to sleep. Disregard.

[05:23:56] Looks like some melatonin.

[05:24:01] Meltytonin.

[05:24:02] Yeah, but I don't have any- OH NO!

[05:24:10] Oh, we're kind of fucked.

[05:24:22] now it makes black people black now that's melanin check melanin

[05:24:32] oh shut up bitch hey shuch yo bitch

[05:24:48] and educational stream yeah I don't mind I don't mind teaching you guys a little

[05:25:05] something something

[05:25:16] the entire thing did

[05:25:21] uh... trunk

[05:25:23] health of the drink five bottles of scotch in one day

[05:25:28] do not do that

[05:25:35] Army.

[05:25:49] So many.

[05:26:04] I've swings because I'm tired by the way.

[05:26:09] Any who's old things were seven.

[05:26:12] for a million years?

[05:26:37] How cool would it be if one of these guys had like caffeine pills on them or something?

[05:26:42] That would be epic.

[05:26:48] Go take a nap. I can't nap you up. We're not tired enough.

[05:27:03] Hey, we got giga muscle strain right now.

[05:27:12] Yikes, we're 90 pounds.

[05:27:22] Holy fuck, this guy's fat, man.

[05:27:28] Holy shit.

[05:27:32] 90 fucking stone.

[05:27:38] Jokalovics for 7, the same.

[05:27:52] How cool would it be if we found like a cop with like a revolver on him or some shit? That'd be cool.

[05:28:08] I want to hop out.

[05:28:27] Are you out Billy?

[05:28:28] Maybe downing two pots of turkey peanut butter soup in a day isn't a way to slim down.

[05:28:36] Someone's got to do it.

[05:28:40] I get a better weapon?

[05:28:45] I mean, maybe one of these firefighters has an axe.

[05:29:03] I mean, it sounds like I aggroed.

[05:29:11] Where for art thou?

[05:29:22] What is this?

[05:29:27] Where for closer height here protection?

[05:29:30] Yeah, I know.

[05:29:33] she has holes in it

[05:29:55] Azure being asked to sell it.

[05:30:08] You need this for when you spontaneously combust.

[05:30:13] Maybe.

[05:30:15] Let's go eat some more peanut butter soup, shall we?

[05:30:25] I

[05:30:34] Okay, I pull up

[05:30:46] I don't want to hit us

[05:30:55] How many?

[05:31:07] On the fucking field!

[05:31:12] Oh jeez.

[05:31:25] I'm in pain.

[05:31:29] Where you going, buddy?

[05:31:37] Well, what's the moral of this run?

[05:31:41] Don't stand in ashes.

[05:31:43] You may spontaneously combust.

[05:31:46] Think about hitting them with my car, if I'm being honest,

[05:31:48] but I should never seems to kill them.

[05:31:55] you ruin the word combust for me I'm so mad

[05:32:12] so like your sacred word or something

[05:32:18] Don't get me. Don't get me. Don't get me. I know you see me. Where are you looking?

[05:32:46] Rescue? Yeah, that pulls all of them, though.

[05:32:56] Is that a regular zombie?

[05:32:59] Jackpot!

[05:33:11] Just gotta work, can you restart the stream for me?

[05:33:13] Yeah, dude.

[05:33:14] Hey everyone, welcome back to the Moon Moon Show.

[05:33:20] They have some expert bits prepared for you.

[05:33:31] Dang.

[05:33:33] At the first level, we got in short bloom.

[05:33:47] Ay-ya-ya-ee.

[05:33:50] Come here, feather.

[05:33:57] Come here, feather.

[05:34:09] I'm just a fat guy looking for a firefighter's axe, dude.

[05:34:19] I'm hearing one that's closer than that one. Afraid it might be like in this tree.

[05:34:27] Oh

[05:34:38] You're pretty good

[05:34:47] And hurry

[05:34:57] That was loud and scary.

[05:35:03] God, we got so much fucking muscle strain right now.

[05:35:12] Let's go back and get that.

[05:35:20] I think there's like an iron pipe or some shit in the uh... garage.

[05:35:38] He tried getting a gun. Yes.

[05:35:46] Did not work.

[05:35:50] Okay, now we're gigatired as well, so we should be able to sleep.

[05:35:57] Haha, just kidding.

[05:36:02] Haha, there might not actually be a weapon in here.

[05:36:10] Wait.

[05:36:12] Did I never check this?

[05:36:15] I think I did.

[05:36:18] As I've been perfecting my RFK railroad track piece, my RFK impression would you like to hear it?

[05:36:25] Yeah dude, I would love to hear that.

[05:36:38] There?

[05:36:43] Um, I didn't hear anything.

[05:36:46] What was it supposed to sound like?

[05:36:56] The worms are in my head!

[05:37:03] Holy fuck!

[05:37:09] Yours is better? Okay, let's hear it.

[05:37:16] Hmm hmm hmm.

[05:37:22] Well, torch, didn't I need this for something?

[05:37:26] Oh, to break down this door, actually.

[05:37:31] Instead we molotov'd it.

[05:37:34] Which ended up being a terrible fucking idea, because then we burned our body.

[05:37:38] I mean, we can get the long stick.

[05:37:44] I think this thing breaks pretty quick, though.

[05:37:49] Maybe we can, like, carve this into something?

[05:37:58] Arve Spear.

[05:38:05] The Spear has a different attack animation, so it's kind of sus to use, in my opinion.

[05:38:14] How do you stab?

[05:38:21] Dude, we are so fucked up, man.

[05:38:32] I'm unfortunately in Orlando next week for work.

[05:38:35] Any advice or tips?

[05:38:38] I didn't spend much time in Orlando, so I can't really help.

[05:38:44] Sorry, bud.

[05:38:46] To the RFK confess to snorting cocaine off of toilet seats.

[05:38:54] Um, yeah, I mean, who cares?

[05:39:00] Honestly.

[05:39:01] Think about it this way, would you prefer he was like, questioned in front of Congress

[05:39:06] and then lied about it. You know what I mean? I don't care. Most of you guys have done drugs.

[05:39:27] I cannot sleep dude, this is actually like super bad

[05:39:42] This guy in channel meth right now dude

[05:39:44] Okay, I'll just go back and do it.

[05:39:51] Hey, at Moon Moon.

[05:39:58] How come that guy added me?

[05:40:02] Now me have done zero at all?

[05:40:05] Does Adderall count?

[05:40:07] Yeah, Adderall is mad.

[05:40:09] Yeah, that does count.

[05:40:26] Um...

[05:40:29] Oh, we still got food.

[05:40:32] Yippee! We have food.

[05:40:35] Well, time to kill some more turkeys, I guess.

[05:40:39] I die oops we can't kill it twice

[05:40:55] look at that big ol turkey dude mmm

[05:41:00] Big turk.

[05:41:09] Surprise, they're not trippin' over that.

[05:41:12] How fat are we?

[05:41:14] 90.

[05:41:15] No, most people in this game have a problem with being underweight.

[05:41:26] Not us.

[05:41:27] Not us.

[05:41:28] Where's the griddle?

[05:41:32] Keep eating?

[05:41:35] I have to keep eating so that I heal.

[05:41:49] That was the wrong option.

[05:41:51] Cringe.

[05:41:52] Okay.

[05:41:53] Yeah, I get it.

[05:41:55] You're fucking burned, dude.

[05:41:57] Wash all bandages I'm wounded I'm just on a wash all option

[05:42:14] do you why is it like this I just want to teach you the errors

[05:42:23] of eating too much food and lighting your half fire yeah such a fucking stupid

[05:42:30] chungus asshole do you

[05:42:36] oh we started wings hippie

[05:42:47] hey well at least we're getting our cooking up I don't know what that does

[05:42:51] for us, but I'm sure it's awesome though, right? Hook up! Rise your hat, survive that

[05:42:59] fire. Let's see if it's damaged. Oh, it is not. We are very tired. I wonder if we can

[05:43:12] sleep yet.

[05:43:19] peanut butter turkey.

[05:43:23] step away from the stray turkeys i dropped on the ground.

[05:43:29] boom, boom, boom.

[05:43:33] dude, we're gonna be so fucking fat, man.

[05:43:38] holy god

[05:43:49] powdered onion

[05:43:51] cinnamon

[05:43:54] uh... let's see the griddle

[05:43:59] turkey leg stir fry

[05:44:02] and then turkey fillet

[05:44:05] And then turkey wing or fillet.

[05:44:23] What a pathetic way to die.

[05:44:26] What an absolutely pathetic way to die.

[05:44:35] They serve no more turkey. It's so good.

[05:44:42] Why am I putting this in the freezer?

[05:44:47] Get that shit in the fridge.

[05:44:51] I wonder if we can sleep now.

[05:44:58] Don't what in a way?

[05:45:12] Imagine dying of obesity in the apocalypse.

[05:45:21] That's not what's happening.

[05:45:22] We're burned, victim.

[05:45:24] A drinking coffee?

[05:45:27] got a little bit I think I had too much say that I don't think I should finish it

[05:45:33] Dobs done.

[05:45:46] Something need doing.

[05:45:54] Let's go sleep in a bed.

[05:45:59] A TV in one hour?

[05:46:02] Me not that kind of orc!

[05:46:05] Something you doing?

[05:46:09] I'm heavy weapons guy.

[05:46:16] Sandvich.

[05:46:21] Wrong game.

[05:46:26] Wrong game. Yeah, sure, dude.

[05:46:33] There it is.

[05:46:41] The power's gonna go out, by the way.

[05:46:45] Last carpentry, though.

[05:46:48] And now we... sleep in bed.

[05:46:53] Ain't no way we're sleeping the whole time, by the way.

[05:46:56] Oh, bobo! Stealing my bits, dude.

[05:47:00] Fucking Annie and Vigor and Discord, man.

[05:47:03] These motherfuckers.

[05:47:08] Okay, you- I did not get to give credit.

[05:47:12] Okay.

[05:47:19] And chat knows I normally give credit.

[05:47:21] I do.

[05:47:23] I do. I give the most credit. I'm still fucking tired, but I can't sleep.

[05:47:31] Oh, my burn! It's gone! This was a-

[05:47:41] I don't know why they started doing it, but-

[05:47:50] Oh. I was like, what the-

[05:47:53] We still don't have like a bottle to drink out of by the way, somehow.

[05:48:06] If that one burn healed then this one should also heal soon, right?

[05:48:10] Brothers!

[05:48:11] Cooking this game is ass without their auto cook mod?

[05:48:17] I don't mind it.

[05:48:18] I don't mind it.

[05:48:21] I kind of don't want to use the spear when being TBH.

[05:48:34] Uh, there was a bug where, um, like, let's say there was something in a container and

[05:48:42] then I went to go, like, add an ingredient to what I was cooking, like it would automatically

[05:48:47] pull it from the container but then like not at it I think that sucked I think

[05:48:55] it still does it sometimes like a lot of times it will go through but sometimes

[05:48:59] it doesn't

[05:49:04] let's go try this spear out and by try it out I mean fucking die it's poking

[05:49:12] time did you use a kettle to hold water this motherfucker wants to wait we have six empty

[05:49:31] bottles of Scotch on the ground.

[05:49:34] Yeah, well, you may as well wait for TV too, it's an hour or so.

[05:49:40] Water, glass bottle.

[05:49:43] Thumbs up, I sit on the glass.

[05:49:47] No ass wound.

[05:49:56] Hey, we're not pain anymore.

[05:50:00] Hey, my muscle strain's gone.

[05:50:06] I'm still burnin' it!

[05:50:16] Wait, I'll put the pillow in the driver's seat, I wonder how good the sleep is.

[05:50:32] I'm uncomfortable.

[05:50:34] What's that noise?

[05:50:40] I left my lights on, still fucking burned, kill me.

[05:50:52] No more muscle strain though, no more arm injury, let's go get dirty.

[05:51:00] Burn status, healed.

[05:51:03] I like that a lot of the locations are static, and they do randomize some of those buildings,

[05:51:17] by the way.

[05:51:21] But like the layout is the same normally, but like the interiors will be different sometimes.

[05:51:30] I like that it's a static map.

[05:51:31] Honestly, a game that I always wanted when I was a kid was like...

[05:51:38] If it was just like... basically like a VR... the world.

[05:51:44] And I know this is not VR. In fact, this is an isometric game, but...

[05:51:58] What were we talking about?

[05:52:01] Feels weird to not be in pain right now.

[05:52:23] There's one shot this guy.

[05:52:29] What the hell?

[05:52:31] Surely that damaged it though.

[05:52:33] It's a half fucking HP!

[05:52:40] Okay, didn't get damaged.

[05:52:56] for one more poke? What happens if we stain on these tiles, guys? Are we going to burst

[05:53:09] into flames? Hey, where the fuck did that guy go? There was a guy out there. I don't

[05:53:26] There's a guy at the back door. Oh my!

[05:53:31] Hey, no holes on the pants. Thank you, Sadie Gardner.

[05:53:44] I was kind of hoping that one of them would have a fire axe, but...

[05:53:53] What can you do, Mike? What can you f**king do?

[05:53:58] We hadn't pushed out a rosewood, we probably could've got a fire axe.

[05:54:02] F**king... vagina, though.

[05:54:10] I'm going to another house, right? Yeah.

[05:54:12] Maybe we should carve another spear.

[05:54:30] I've seen a lot of dirt on my monitor right now, fellas.

[05:54:42] Okay, what are we holding in our hand right now?

[05:54:50] Broken long stick.

[05:55:00] See you bitch!

[05:55:07] Is?

[05:55:24] Rescue Pussy!

[05:55:27] It gets funnier every time.

[05:55:29] Use the button that makes my character real.

[05:55:33] You're groaning.

[05:55:39] You might be in the house.

[05:55:41] We alert!

[05:55:48] You fucking... bitch.

[05:55:51] Yeah, that's a baseball bat.

[05:55:57] Now that, it's not baseball bat, it's the fucking window, guys.

[05:56:04] Fun Case!

[05:56:07] Oh, it's the Fireman Rifle.

[05:56:10] Shit.

[05:56:11] It has an upgrade on it, too.

[05:56:14] It's got a four-time scope.

[05:56:26] Other house has more of this ammo?

[05:56:37] How am I still burned? Oh

[05:56:49] I like the guns that don't use mags in this game because uh reloading magazine just kind of a pain in the ass

[05:56:56] That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[05:57:06] Dare me to shoot.

[05:57:07] You guys dare me to shoot the gun.

[05:57:13] Wouldn't that be so epic if I did that?

[05:57:21] That's what your alcoholic mom says.

[05:57:26] yeah man don't trauma dump me what is this reticule I can't hit this guy

[05:57:47] secure backup plan here fellas

[05:57:56] three bullets, I have very economical fellas.

[05:58:26] Oh my god, the scurvy.

[05:58:32] I can't even drink my fucking coffee at peace!

[05:58:49] I should put these pants in the car.

[05:58:56] It would have been very cool if the gun we found was like a revolver or some shit, but...

[05:59:08] What can you fucking do, Mike?

[05:59:10] What can you do?

[05:59:11] We gotta go pick up the ammo.

[05:59:17] 556 stop whining karate chops you in the neck you instantly die

[05:59:34] Wrong way.

[05:59:54] Alright, 5, 5, 6.

[06:00:02] I don't need this many stray 556 bullets, but

[06:00:09] Can you do

[06:00:14] We we do not reload our gun fast enough. I want shotgun in 357. That's what I want

[06:00:24] That's the big Magnum the 44 I'm pretty sure

[06:00:27] All right, oh, you fucking idiot

[06:00:37] Rose on boy tip e2 do not attempt to sprint bolt over stuff while you're encumbered careful break a bone

[06:00:54] Well, there's some way to practice it

[06:00:57] I love reloading in the middle of battle.

[06:01:13] Is there like a quick way to unload?

[06:01:15] So I can just hit R here, but...

[06:01:26] Ooh, 15 XP!

[06:01:29] What's the, uh...

[06:01:32] Press X.

[06:01:35] Yeah, chamber. Now what?

[06:01:41] What's the button to speed up time?

[06:01:44] The Eclipse for this gun? No, this is a bold action.

[06:01:49] Alright.

[06:01:52] F4.

[06:01:55] Okay, F5 is Giga.

[06:01:59] Alright, I like that key.

[06:02:06] Dude, look at the APM though.

[06:02:10] Get them in the ASL legendary StarCraft Pro.

[06:02:17] The elections use clips to fill the mag.

[06:02:21] Um, actually they're called magazines, dude.

[06:02:33] And?

[06:02:34] Sorry, I just felt compelled to say that for some reason, I just can't explain it.

[06:02:40] So what did you do today? Oh, I stood in my foyer and reloaded my gun for 7 hours.

[06:02:50] Cool.

[06:02:54] That's awesome.

[06:03:10] Now let's see how much faster it is.

[06:03:30] That's kind of quick.

[06:03:31] It's not going to be quick enough if there's more than three zombies.

[06:03:38] The other noble things for some of us being a shotgun I think the way that we do this

[06:03:49] is literally we just have to carry like multiple guns on us because we actually cannot get

[06:03:57] into a straight-up shootout with like a horde of sprinters because we will die don't like

[06:04:07] that noise. I'm gonna feel like a bunch of isometric plus red to level up plus a bunch

[06:04:15] of skills that remind you of OSRS. Yeah, one of my viewers made an OSRS sound plug-in

[06:04:21] for this game.

[06:04:24] What do I got to shot this guy?

[06:04:53] S.R.S wishes it was wild.

[06:04:57] Dude, shut up, man.

[06:05:07] I have a melee weapon.

[06:05:10] Oh, hey, guys.

[06:05:19] Just run in.

[06:05:23] I wish I could see further down the road.

[06:05:51] Oh my...

[06:06:21] We're gonna get these motherfuckers

[06:06:51] Oh my God, I could shoot from my car.

[06:06:57] With the bolt, action.

[06:06:58] I did not know you could do that.

[06:07:01] Wait, that's kind of fucking swag.

[06:07:06] It's kind of swaggy, no?

[06:07:14] I need someone to shoot.

[06:07:19] We got a test.

[06:07:26] Actually, let's leave the car running here, I think.

[06:07:38] How does the new shooting even work?

[06:07:40] Right?

[06:07:41] Because like, right there I was aiming for their head and it seemed like I was hitting

[06:07:44] it.

[06:07:45] But why is the crosshair so fucking enormous?

[06:07:47] We're like, what does that even mean, dude?

[06:07:52] Ooh, no more burn, dude!

[06:08:03] Almost climbed through the window for some reason.

[06:08:06] Check your DN settings. That's your spread from aiming skill.

[06:08:12] It always hits small crosshairs at deadlier hit.

[06:08:17] Okay, I think I understand.

[06:08:30] Takes off bandage in the, in the bathroom of outer heaven, looks at mirror, still covered

[06:08:36] in blood.

[06:08:37] I think I have this.

[06:08:44] It's a dead mouse, gross.

[06:08:53] That's bacon.

[06:08:58] It's visible.

[06:09:03] at least fucking hillbilly farmers with their useless ass size, man.

[06:09:14] Higgs detected.

[06:09:17] Scanning?

[06:09:20] He's standing.

[06:09:27] He's standing.

[06:09:44] That was awesome.

[06:09:45] I'm gonna fucking glock that guy!

[06:10:06] Is that pig beating on the gate?

[06:10:08] Fuck it, stupid ass.

[06:10:15] Leaves car running? I'm keeping it warm, dude.

[06:10:23] A doi?

[06:10:26] Here's a trophy.

[06:10:33] Yippee! I can drink from it.

[06:10:36] Who am I aiming at?

[06:10:46] Okay.

[06:10:48] Target spotted.

[06:10:50] SHUT!

[06:10:52] Alright, man.

[06:10:56] I'll let you live.

[06:11:00] Just kidding.

[06:11:04] American Land Race Sal.

[06:11:14] Oh my god.

[06:11:20] I got some pork in my- no it's a-

[06:11:25] It's a motherfucking meat cleaver bros.

[06:11:29] There's like a papa used to do it.

[06:11:31] Killing his pigs with a hammer, dude.

[06:11:37] Yup.

[06:11:40] Where is my car?

[06:11:48] Found it.

[06:11:55] Animal sinew.

[06:11:59] Get any gas soon? Yeah.

[06:12:03] Not really sure what to do about that if I'm being honest. Probably have to siphon.

[06:12:08] What we really need is like a shotgun.

[06:12:12] That would be fucking epic.

[06:12:21] Yo, RE? No, I'm gonna start tomorrow.

[06:12:25] Which means you a super fan can play all night for eight hours and then tune in

[06:12:33] tomorrow to watch my epic reaction version of your gameplay.

[06:12:39] Hyper Pogger's reaction mode. When scary zombie pop up on screen I go

[06:12:45] WOOOOO

[06:12:48] When Leon say something weird, I go what?

[06:12:58] Haha, I don't think so wait

[06:13:07] Fun

[06:13:11] In the fucking van

[06:13:15] You can take them.

[06:13:24] No, we cannot.

[06:13:28] No, we cannot.

[06:13:29] I don't have a fucking melee weapon.

[06:13:33] Yeah, we're kind of close to where we were last stream.

[06:13:43] Are we not?

[06:13:44] In-v-a-s-u-b-o-l.

[06:13:55] I mean, you keep looting these farmhouses for, like, a shotgun or some shit. Surely these farmers have shotguns.

[06:14:02] Every farmer in America in the 90s, I guarantee you had a motherfucking shotgun.

[06:14:07] So do not hold out on me, motherfucker.

[06:14:14] The dead guy over there, that's cool.

[06:14:36] going in billboards.

[06:14:43] Hi.

[06:14:50] You are...

[06:15:01] What the f-

[06:15:07] Did I get shoved too early?

[06:15:17] What was a-

[06:15:19] That was my hammer.

[06:15:21] Whoops, I thought I had the meek lever on.

[06:15:29] invisible

[06:15:50] what's up buddy? I wanna talk about why that took 5 swings

[06:15:55] This thing secretly sucks

[06:16:10] Okay, I'm gonna need you to fall over now

[06:16:25] I don't want to let, I kind of want to let the blicky out dude if I'm being honest but

[06:16:33] it might come from behind me too.

[06:16:50] They came from...

[06:16:51] Behind?

[06:16:52] Yeah.

[06:16:53] That's kind of like a niche boomer game reference in case anyone, like, was kind of like, whoa,

[06:17:10] that was kind of crazy.

[06:17:11] What does that mean?

[06:17:12] Who knows, dude.

[06:17:13] Is that a reference?

[06:17:14] Is that like a movie reference or something?

[06:17:17] That guy's a fucking skeleton.

[06:17:24] We got three flying choppers?

[06:17:31] Yup!

[06:17:32] You mean the gyrocopter dude?

[06:17:34] What Marvel was that a reference from?

[06:17:39] Mmm.

[06:17:41] 30 bandage from the trash can.

[06:17:51] Yep, that's a turnaround and get over the fence moment.

[06:18:03] I'm over here.

[06:18:22] He's just unparalleled in CQC, bro.

[06:18:24] Like, how do you actually defeat this guy?

[06:18:33] Anyone in the woods creeping?

[06:18:37] Not that we can see.

[06:18:41] Don't ever do that by the way.

[06:18:47] I mean, I guess you could.

[06:18:53] Tronkey milk?

[06:19:22] Reliable frying pan

[06:19:34] Did I watch movies of skill up in this game? Yep

[06:19:36] I want to listen to Little Dark Age by NGMT so fucking bad, but like auto DMC is my shit,

[06:19:52] dude. It's right there though, it's staring at me, the fucking autoplay.

[06:19:55] Should I do it?

[06:20:02] Should I do it?

[06:20:05] You think your IQ makes this game mode more difficult to you than an average Joe?

[06:20:10] Hmm, maybe.

[06:20:13] Can't help but feel like you were insulting me just now though.

[06:20:21] Wait.

[06:20:23] I can't help but feel like you were kind of, uh...

[06:20:44] taking the piss there bro. Why can I not watch the bandage? Hello? Wait, maybe it's

[06:21:10] a water no when will the power and water shut down I'm time within the first month it's on default

[06:21:21] things.

[06:21:26] Damn. Delicious. Why is he so fucking delicious and actually watermelon?

[06:21:45] It's okay. Because it's Haram?

[06:21:48] Hmm, that's not what I like. I don't like the glaze. I like the glaze.

[06:21:56] Where's your enemy that makes their own ammo so good?

[06:22:00] Dude, pulled pork? Brother?

[06:22:04] Where's the weapon I just got? There it is.

[06:22:18] Please kill him.

[06:22:22] Start talking.

[06:22:24] Hi.

[06:22:26] Hi.

[06:22:28] Start talking.

[06:22:34] There's more houses down here.

[06:22:41] There's one more.

[06:22:46] Maybe we turn the Kizar off?

[06:22:52] It also moved it up.

[06:22:56] It also moved that gear up.

[06:22:59] That's an engineer reference from TF2, by the way.

[06:23:05] I know it might be hard to kind of keep up with like my gamer references, actually.

[06:23:16] I consider myself a bit of a game.

[06:23:21] Video games.

[06:23:23] Maybe you've heard of them.

[06:23:26] Tommy, thanks for subbing.

[06:23:35] Well, time to mute stream.

[06:23:41] Destroy your mouse.

[06:23:43] I'm muting it now.

[06:23:47] I've never seen a leatherbound book.

[06:23:53] Should we get the cowboy hat? Yeah.

[06:23:57] Just kind of swag if I'm being honest.

[06:24:03] Oh, my.

[06:24:14] Frank Pan. Frank Pan.

[06:24:25] Resumed in way too fucking close.

[06:24:36] Marshmallows. What are marshmallows even made out of?

[06:24:41] Any questions I have?

[06:24:46] Sugar.

[06:24:49] Feel?

[06:24:59] Pillows.

[06:25:00] Hmm, I don't think so.

[06:25:03] You know, technically, we could just starve right now, huh?

[06:25:07] Originally it was made with a mallow root but now it's just sugar.

[06:25:11] Oh.

[06:25:13] The fuck is mallow?

[06:25:16] Not the guy from Super Mario RPG.

[06:25:20] Prince of the Clouds.

[06:25:23] Oh, look at this!

[06:25:33] Hi guys.

[06:25:37] We are not safe on here, by the way, so...

[06:25:52] Could be some fellas in the trees behind us.

[06:25:57] What do you call this kind of bridge?

[06:26:03] of the

[06:26:14] the cover to bridge

[06:26:16] that's so fucking boring, dude

[06:26:28] Skibbity Bridge, now we're talking dude.

[06:26:38] Imagine it's a multiplayer server and someone takes all the middle wooden floors of that.

[06:26:45] Holy shit, your car would get annihilated.

[06:26:48] We do a little trolling.

[06:26:52] Dude, like, why aren't they attracted to this car?

[06:26:57] I thought my girlfriend was going to goop on her last night, she did not like it.

[06:27:08] I just didn't get the reference, dude. Sorry.

[06:27:27] Try again tonight.

[06:27:33] Hey, don't tell her I'm here. No snitching.

[06:27:38] I mean, is it worth it to clear for this house? I don't think so, so...

[06:27:55] But what if it is?

[06:28:04] Yep, there it is.

[06:28:19] Why stomp?

[06:28:24] Fuckin' muscle strain, I'm probably getting infected.

[06:28:43] I'm in pain.

[06:28:46] Use the gun, you know what to do, big M.

[06:28:54] You're a fucking dumbass, you know, you're a stupid fucking idiot, you know what?

[06:29:07] You guys are all like, oh, you wouldn't last more than a day in the zombie apocalypse.

[06:29:11] This guy's like, hey, you stuck guy, you stuck guy, please.

[06:29:18] Okay, hell man.

[06:29:20] No survival.

[06:29:23] They're still teasing me!

[06:29:26] There!

[06:29:27] He's a gun!

[06:29:29] He's a gun!

[06:29:33] Oh, he meant to kill myself with it.

[06:29:35] Oh, okay.

[06:29:39] Not bad.

[06:29:43] I'm gonna puke.

[06:29:46] Wait, maybe using the gun was genius, though, because maybe they've left.

[06:29:53] Okay, I believe you okay, I know you are stupid.

[06:30:04] Oh

[06:30:05] So now about like 10% gas arena right now by the way

[06:30:11] like these mofuckas ain't even reacting to me pulling up hard-style dude

[06:30:29] maybe our cell skills increasing the uh self of our vehicles well

[06:30:36] Oh my oh my get in the car, man

[06:30:59] That turn the music off I get dead

[06:31:02] Nope. Weird. I need to like reload or something. Definitely should be music

[06:31:11] playing right now. What the hell?

[06:31:22] What's he guys doing? Road. Please don't be a dead end.

[06:31:32] I'll run the highway wait we're actually like really close to that one base

[06:31:45] We can't have the same stream endings last time though

[06:31:53] Look at that fence

[06:32:02] Okay, there's a lot of fellows over there.

[06:32:10] Imagine living right next to a train track.

[06:32:11] That should have sucked me.

[06:32:13] Holy moly.

[06:32:16] Holy moly.

[06:32:18] At least to live next to a naval base.

[06:32:26] They flew planes a lot.

[06:32:27] you got used to it though

[06:32:34] also the place in bother me as much as like

[06:32:40] uh... frogs and cicadas those are the uh...

[06:32:47] those are the ones i do not personally care for what is this town as

[06:32:49] brain and bird

[06:32:54] You like cicadas? Dude, it's- you guys are honestly just spewing, like, actually- factually incorrect, like, weeaboo shit, dude.

[06:33:02] I'm sorry, man. No one likes cicadas. No one likes that shit.

[06:33:09] Dude, they're not gonna let you into Japanese heaven if you like. Why about liking cicadas online, dude?

[06:33:14] How about crickets?

[06:33:23] I hate crickets too.

[06:33:24] Actually, no, I don't mind crickets as much as I hate cicadas, if I'm being honest.

[06:33:34] I would like to look at that.

[06:33:36] It looks in pretty good condition.

[06:33:52] You live remotely close to cicadas, you hate them.

[06:33:57] First you hate them and then your brain teaches you to ignore them.

[06:34:06] So you would hate camping. I mean there's plenty of places you go camping that don't have cicadas, you know that right?

[06:34:17] Really?

[06:34:20] No cicadas, but bears.

[06:34:29] Hmm.

[06:34:30] This shit gonna get infected or die.

[06:34:39] How many bad men are across the fence?

[06:34:46] I don't think I can kill them fast enough.

[06:34:57] That was Doros still not banned.

[06:35:01] Or just because you hate Doros doesn't mean other people do. People love Doros.

[06:35:08] The focus group said that Doros is performing exceptionally well this semester.

[06:35:27] Why did you just trip?

[06:35:36] Here's hoping they got some booze in this bitch.

[06:35:39] Checking all these corpses for uh...

[06:35:49] Mother freaking key.

[06:35:54] Carl Xperia

[06:36:14] Be bitch

[06:36:19] Shubs you

[06:36:24] Oh, get fucked!

[06:36:29] Got it!

[06:36:34] Super Dingler and I'm Spindulix Resilient.

[06:36:37] I found the key.

[06:36:43] Wait, what?

[06:36:48] I don't know where that one came from.

[06:37:00] Things have escalated out of control.

[06:37:10] the fucking car, man. Oh my God. Dude, the difference a good weapon makes, man. There's

[06:37:26] He's in a fucking frying pan. Give me a bris-a-ke.

[06:37:47] He's never gonna end stream with a living character. Why on earth did I believe?

[06:37:51] Did we have to progress?

[06:38:08] For real, thanks for subbing.

[06:38:10] Please moon, just exfil.

[06:38:13] I'm gonna goop.

[06:38:14] I'm gooping to the exfil extract.

[06:38:18] Oh, I only have dirty bandages.

[06:38:38] Hi, acknowledge me.

[06:38:41] I drove up behind you idiot.

[06:38:48] Oh

[06:38:53] I've done I've been the brain we went to Brandenburg once during the week one mod I'm pretty sure

[06:39:05] The week one was so fucked up

[06:39:11] Those people randomly like shooting you from offscreen is fucked up

[06:39:18] Man, I have to leave my car on.

[06:39:21] We need some form of escape.

[06:39:25] Bickle.

[06:39:28] Tasty.

[06:39:31] And Bickle's ever rot, IRL.

[06:39:33] I know they're, you know, it's like vinegar red.

[06:39:39] They're like, what's it called?

[06:39:42] They definitely can.

[06:39:44] in the jar.

[06:39:51] That's on how they're stored? So a pickle that's jarred can never rot is what you're saying.

[06:40:05] You can rot in the jar once you've broken the seal.

[06:40:10] That's crazy.

[06:40:14] Sanchal.

[06:40:18] How come the music picked up, guys?

[06:40:24] Golf club.

[06:40:29] Wait, why does this thing sound so good?

[06:40:34] Oh, it gives Giga insulation. It's gonna make a sweat like crazy.

[06:40:37] Football!

[06:40:44] What did the club say to the face?

[06:40:56] What did the golf club say to the face?

[06:41:11] anyone hello for golf to golf to meet you holy shit nice I guess a firecrackers

[06:41:32] So this will be any.

[06:41:35] As much as I'm going to roll this dice to be a three.

[06:41:41] OK.

[06:41:50] I'm thinking.

[06:41:59] Oh, my gosh, so sleepy.

[06:42:02] Let's go turn our car off.

[06:42:07] Wait, we're in too much pain to sleep.

[06:42:15] And so the cycle begins anew.

[06:42:22] Goll fuck yourself?

[06:42:27] Oh my god.

[06:42:29] wait is that Rodney Dangerfield in chat wait is that Jerry Seinfeld in chat

[06:42:40] except it's a chatter

[06:42:51] Jerry Dangerfield

[06:42:59] I don't know why the music's picking up.

[06:43:02] It doesn't make sense.

[06:43:08] We gotta stop eating everything we're saving in, our guy's fat as shit.

[06:43:11] What do we have?

[06:43:13] A 93!

[06:43:15] Holy fuck, this guy's fat as shit, man.

[06:43:20] What the hundo!

[06:43:29] I can't believe there were no paintballs here, but whatever.

[06:43:40] I'm not mad.

[06:43:50] Got more house arenas down there.

[06:43:57] abruptly starts the other shit's fucked up

[06:44:01] wait was that one of the guards playing that

[06:44:08] I miss a basement?

[06:44:20] Oh shit.

[06:44:21] Me not that kind of orc.

[06:44:25] It's funny how all the way back in like Dark Souls, humans figured out how to like communicate

[06:44:34] with each other online with like stunted phrasing from like objects in the

[06:44:40] game and now we're doing the same thing with the overlay having full

[06:44:49] conversations with each other I came from a side

[06:45:04] How'd I get inside?

[06:45:13] I don't have the fucking key!

[06:45:19] Wait.

[06:45:20] I don't have my fucking hammer, I broke it swinging!

[06:45:27] How did I get burned?

[06:45:35] I threw a Molotov.

[06:45:42] And after the Molotov had gone away, I was standing on the Ashes, and then my guy spontaneously

[06:45:55] burst into flames. And no, I'm not making that up.

[06:46:00] Well, we gotta press on.

[06:46:06] Person car may have key.

[06:46:09] Hey.

[06:46:11] Let me just beat the door down and just take a little bit.

[06:46:17] You're like way less damage right now, though.

[06:46:23] We can also emulate the door with one of our seven Molotov cocktails.

[06:46:47] window the window does not go to the basement believers oh my god

[06:47:00] it's a recording studio

[06:47:06] burger probably shouldn't eat that a pager

[06:47:17] Why was a can you record stuff no me when I'm getting the goop and marathon

[06:47:47] We have no choice but to fight.

[06:47:53] I didn't honestly terrible idea.

[06:47:57] Do we have any booze in here?

[06:48:01] Do we have any...

[06:48:05] Doesn't it get tiring existing in a state of perpetual irony?

[06:48:17] No, it doesn't.

[06:48:19] No, it doesn't.

[06:48:21] Oh my, there's multiple of them.

[06:48:25] No, it doesn't.

[06:48:27] No, it doesn't.

[06:48:31] Sir weapon quality not bad not bad

[06:48:47] his name is Q

[06:48:57] I just assumed I had more range I feel like that's a that is a reasonable assumption

[06:49:13] My nearly 40 year old acquaintance started using the word goop and I judge him severely

[06:49:23] for it.

[06:49:25] On the real, there's nothing wrong with people having fun.

[06:49:29] Help him get a little goop.

[06:49:35] Why don't you goop him a little bit, actually?

[06:49:49] Goop that guy.

[06:49:50] I don't like that there's not a fence over here.

[06:49:56] There's like seven

[06:50:10] I just need pain medication

[06:50:26] I don't know how you would do this without a multi-head if I'm being honest.

[06:50:40] Like in a way more tedious way, I think.

[06:50:45] Hey, she got some chew.

[06:50:50] Isn't that what it's called?

[06:51:24] Dude, the damage penalty for being drowsy is so fucking fucked up, man.

[06:51:31] It's so fucked up.

[06:51:47] Need the ZIN mod for Zomboid?

[06:51:50] Yeah, but zins aren't the same as chewing tobacco.

[06:52:01] I'm too much pain to sleep.

[06:52:08] Also, it's 1996. Well, I'm pretty sure, like, snooze...

[06:52:12] Which, zins are snooze, right? They're like pouches or whatever.

[06:52:17] That should have been around for a long, mo fucking time.

[06:52:22] Not quite.

[06:52:23] What's the fucking difference?

[06:52:33] Snooze gives you giga cancer.

[06:52:40] Snooze's tobacco.

[06:52:41] Wait, what's Zinn, man?

[06:52:50] Snooze's tobacco, Zinn is nicotine.

[06:52:56] Nicotine salts.

[06:53:00] That should just, like, sound bad for you.

[06:53:02] for it. The last time I heard of other humans using a substance that involved the word

[06:53:10] salts it was bath salts and people thought that they were zombies. My golf club broke.

[06:53:30] Pull out the frying pan.

[06:53:45] Come over here, bitch.

[06:53:51] I like that combo, by the way.

[06:54:00] Alright, let's move this death along the rugby starting.

[06:54:10] No one calls it the rugby.

[06:54:18] I think.

[06:54:19] Hmm, looking good, Snake.

[06:54:33] Looking real good.

[06:54:35] Oi mate, I think I'll go see the rugby today after I hit up the servo and get some ciggies.

[06:54:45] Shut up.

[06:54:46] as I call it the cricket and

[06:54:51] all my berets gone

[06:54:55] oh fucking pain killers

[06:54:59] tell me these hillbillies have some booze at least

[06:55:04] they got rotten food in their fridge that's cool

[06:55:09] it spawned rotten

[06:55:14] Me cleaver does a little more damage, but do I feel like carrying it in a a travel?

[06:55:29] We might be tired enough to sleep now.

[06:55:32] Actually, I don't think we are people more.

[06:55:36] more pip trailer park trailer

[06:55:44] the gun nope that's a trophy

[06:55:51] guys that this is the msr 700 aka the

[06:55:58] of armor to rifle. It has the ability to shoot four bullets as individually loaded. It seems

[06:56:13] extremely accurate. Didn't check the last body... dog tags... yonk. Invisible. Too

[06:56:41] much pain. Start the fucking car. That's another reason we keep our car running, by the way.

[06:56:54] was this place someone left their dryer linden that trash bag anyone else just you buddy

[06:57:23] Come. Wait, don't I have sleeping pills?

[06:57:28] No.

[06:57:45] We should not be fighting.

[06:57:48] We should not be fighting.

[06:57:49] This shit is absolutely going to get me killed.

[06:58:14] Looks kind of clear.

[06:58:20] Surprising.

[06:58:22] As a shed.

[06:58:24] Does a quick three- pierouette.

[06:58:34] How fucked would it have been?

[06:58:38] If there was an alarm on that door, dude.

[06:58:41] I could feel it in my bones.

[06:58:44] I got a beer.

[06:58:49] I think there's a bottle of wine.

[06:58:54] We cannot open that because I didn't pick up a corkscrew.

[06:59:02] I'm hearing some groan in.

[06:59:03] It's a nice house.

[06:59:14] Fragments I need those for an explosive

[06:59:21] Do we know how to make aluminum fragments by the way

[06:59:25] I'm not painting anymore. Oh the beer

[06:59:32] Irel no man in Zomboid the game I'm playing

[06:59:44] Oh my fucking...

[06:59:51] Metal Snippers and cans?

[06:59:53] Yep.

[06:59:58] Arv. Spear.

[07:00:05] Unequip.

[07:00:08] Wield. Spear.

[07:00:14] Someone linked me a mod before today's stream.

[07:00:19] You guys know how like the zombies when they go through windows they kind of like clamor

[07:00:23] through or whatever.

[07:00:25] This mod makes it so that they do what I do when I hold shift and I go over railing

[07:00:29] and stuff and like they break the window.

[07:00:32] They literally leap into the fucking like building dude through the window.

[07:00:38] Can you imagine?

[07:00:42] Now I assume they also jump over fences and shit.

[07:00:49] That shit is- that shit is too hard for me, dub.

[07:00:56] I made you my Psyker and Darktide.

[07:00:59] I feel like my Psyker and Darktide was actually canonical, by the way.

[07:01:03] Just turn the car off.

[07:01:10] XXX Sephiroth XXX.

[07:01:15] Doo doo doo.

[07:01:20] You're running an inbreeding experiment in Mugenics.

[07:01:22] I managed to get a cat all the way to extremely inbred.

[07:01:28] Um, I mean, inbreeding is the way to go, because you can just use a room to cure off the diseases and shit, oh, fuck.

[07:01:49] How do I have no booze?

[07:01:51] Zero

[07:01:58] Well, let's make a sandwich, shall we?

[07:02:06] A ham sandwich.

[07:02:09] Whaaaaa-

[07:02:11] Where's the peanut butter?

[07:02:15] Are we out?

[07:02:20] We got any ketchup?

[07:02:27] Why did I instantly consume the beer?

[07:02:30] I wasn't thinking!

[07:02:31] We drank the Molotov?

[07:02:34] We should be able to, shouldn't we?

[07:02:36] What change?

[07:02:37] I just put a rag in the bottle, dude.

[07:02:45] drink the gasoline? there's no fucking gas in there, dude!

[07:03:03] hello?

[07:03:11] Sandwich from Dead Rat.

[07:03:16] I don't think so.

[07:03:25] We need this, actually.

[07:03:28] Because we're probably infected.

[07:03:30] Nope.

[07:03:31] We're giga-tired now?

[07:03:37] Dude, Solid Snake has not had a good go of it this round, I think.

[07:03:46] Ham Sammich?

[07:03:48] Ham Sammich?

[07:03:50] That was if we had one more.

[07:03:55] Okay.

[07:03:57] Three slices of ham per Sammich.

[07:04:00] Put some pepper and seasoning salt on that big.

[07:04:03] Eat it.

[07:04:04] Great sandwich.

[07:04:05] Great sandwich.

[07:04:10] But we can eat a bread sandwich.

[07:04:20] Get in there.

[07:04:24] Well, our character is very tired.

[07:04:35] Shirt denim, yes.

[07:04:52] At time.

[07:04:53] Nope.

[07:04:54] Oh fuck.

[07:05:05] Just infecting our wounds, put us over the threshold, no sleep only pain.

[07:05:11] It's TV time though.

[07:05:16] Hey, we can sleep now.

[07:05:18] The game's fucking with me.

[07:05:24] Shit on the ground.

[07:05:29] Trapping?

[07:05:31] I think that's the first time I've ever got a trapping hole from the TV.

[07:05:38] Yippee!

[07:05:43] Nope, still can't.

[07:05:46] Just a fucking loser, dude.

[07:05:53] Do we still want to learn how to use videos in this game with a steam deck?

[07:05:57] It would go kind of hard on steam actually how do you manage like your inventory and

[07:06:02] ship?

[07:06:16] You can sleep for a long time if you find some bleach.

[07:06:19] Okay what do I do with the bleach?

[07:06:23] I get it.

[07:06:27] We yield the shovel of hell.

[07:06:34] We got the rubber hose, finally.

[07:06:41] Chug it. Oh, like drinko mode?

[07:06:47] what's better barbell or dumbbell guys?

[07:06:57] barbell

[07:06:59] depends on the application

[07:07:00] i mean in the tr... yet

[07:07:03] i'm stupid to do the application

[07:07:05] i'm fucking playing a project i literally just saw them in my fucking game clearly

[07:07:08] i'm asking them which one is... oh...

[07:07:17] Sounds better for free. We don't need to train. We're fucking strong

[07:07:24] And fat

[07:07:27] Yeah, I need this shit is for wimps

[07:07:34] For fucking wimps

[07:07:39] Sumo build

[07:07:43] So from what I recall

[07:07:47] At this level of tired, we are doing about 75% less damage, and I think when you're in

[07:07:56] pain you also do less damage.

[07:07:59] Wrong?

[07:08:00] How much is it?

[07:08:02] Tell me.

[07:08:03] Sleep.

[07:08:04] Peep.

[07:08:05] If it works for Black Sage, it's a painkiller?

[07:08:10] Yeah, my character woke up panics.

[07:08:14] not fucking cool. I needed that one to go through there buddy. I needed that one to

[07:08:29] to go through for the tissues for oh if we're only gets sick which we will never

[07:08:39] get

[07:08:44] I can interact with this bottle empty glass bottle hey guys I figure out how

[07:08:50] to interact with

[07:08:52] A photograph of people playing baseball, people on a horse-drawn buggy, but only a very large

[07:09:07] vegetable.

[07:09:08] A photograph of a leader.

[07:09:11] Looks at picture. Realizes the picture of myself.

[07:09:19] B. S. U.P.O.L.

[07:09:23] Put that in the glove box. We got the government letter. Group of Korean war soldiers. Photo

[07:09:29] of a leader?

[07:09:33] of

[07:09:40] the

[07:09:44] How come it's not using the pillow?

[07:10:06] How come it's not using the pillow?

[07:10:12] Sandwich.

[07:10:22] What?

[07:10:32] There we go.

[07:10:33] Got him.

[07:10:35] Please sleep.

[07:10:37] God, I didn't fucking break down, dude.

[07:10:51] Hey, it's Ami.

[07:11:01] You think we telepathically sense this guy?

[07:11:06] You have anti-depressants, pop them?

[07:11:21] It's for battling happiness, it would be beta blockers for stress.

[07:11:27] You fucking idiot shoves you to the ground.

[07:11:32] Outta my way.

[07:11:35] music begins to play you try again yes this time we were sleeping our car

[07:11:50] It's the stress waking us up.

[07:12:05] That's so annoying.

[07:12:08] It's kind of like a realistic experience though, isn't it?

[07:12:15] You imagine you were in this exact scenario. Could you- could you sleep in a

[07:12:23] driveway? How do I have neck pain when there was a pillow in there, by the way?

[07:12:31] Cringe?

[07:12:38] I'm totally not in this situation. No, I don't mean like sleeping out of your car

[07:12:43] normally I mean like you haven't seen a living person in literally weeks everywhere

[07:12:52] your turn there are super athletic zombies running you down you know that

[07:12:58] It's been four days in-game?

[07:13:09] Has it only been four in-game days?

[07:13:12] It feels like way longer than that.

[07:13:21] The character literally caught on fire too.

[07:13:24] Not only did he catch on fire, okay.

[07:13:28] anonymically

[07:13:33] He spontaneously combust it

[07:13:39] Which in the 90s there was actually a big craze about spontaneous combustion

[07:13:47] You know we could go back for that nine millimeter ammo I should have grabbed it

[07:13:58] I think we will we're kind of low on gas every single one of those cases is what

[07:14:18] because those people were smokers really wow I went far man

[07:14:25] Go out here, take a left, take the next, uh, the second left, left and then second left.

[07:14:55] I wonder if we can flip the car if we take a turn too fast.

[07:15:09] Try it?

[07:15:10] I just did.

[07:15:11] I like how I was going fast.

[07:15:23] A sudden stop can kill you.

[07:15:26] I know that.

[07:15:28] I'm using tilt controls.

[07:15:36] How many people do you think were actually using tilt controls though?

[07:15:43] Take a ride.

[07:15:45] Then go straight.

[07:15:53] Where is it? Right here.

[07:15:56] Where am I? Right there.

[07:16:03] Hey, what if we turn the car off and try to sleep though?

[07:16:07] I can't.

[07:16:09] Are there boats like in You Live in a Yacht?

[07:16:11] Pretty sure there's a mod for that.

[07:16:17] You are able to build

[07:16:20] what tiles over water and then you can destroy those tiles behind you and make

[07:16:30] you can make a cute little raft

[07:16:40] hi my girlfriend is underway right now can she a plus three luck buff was

[07:16:46] underway

[07:16:50] Gas station doofus bro I can't go to one she's pregnant just pooping a baby out

[07:17:02] oh hey GL GL

[07:17:15] for baby who do you save during a fucked up pregnancy that's fucked up man and I

[07:17:29] did is it is why would you ask that it did something to think about not the

[07:17:38] Third French Stardes says this chatter.

[07:17:43] Holy fuck.

[07:17:47] You guys cold.

[07:17:52] You would save your wife's boyfriend? That's very nice of you.

[07:17:56] Matthew is always buying you switch games so I'd get a...

[07:18:01] Oof.

[07:18:03] Why did that chatter set neither fresh start?

[07:18:17] You guys need it.

[07:18:22] Okay, that's not an option.

[07:18:25] We're taking it off the table.

[07:18:33] you

[07:19:03] you

[07:19:33] you

[07:20:03] you

[07:20:33] you

[07:21:03] you

[07:21:33] My guy is sad, take his an-axe, buddy.

[07:21:43] Gonna look for, uh, hook.

[07:21:51] Spawn loot.

[07:21:52] Desolation.

[07:21:53] Never heard of flicker gooning.

[07:21:56] Who hasn't heard of flicker gooning, dude?

[07:21:59] Pick up dung.

[07:22:01] Let me just read this novel real quick while I'm cooking my food.

[07:22:11] Wait, my character's sick!

[07:22:16] But how?

[07:22:20] Wait, that's queasiness.

[07:22:29] Is queasiness the same as food?

[07:22:31] Tickness?

[07:22:35] Infected?

[07:22:40] Oh.

[07:22:47] Wildin.

[07:22:51] We came back for the pistol ammo.

[07:22:56] How are you sick when you're so fat?

[07:22:59] Let's see here.

[07:23:06] It is a boat.

[07:23:14] I'm putting turkey from the ground in there.

[07:23:17] It's stale though, fortunately.

[07:23:26] I'm still, I'm still Janney from the block.

[07:23:28] Guess I remember that one.

[07:23:30] Classic.

[07:23:36] Little Classico.

[07:23:38] That doesn't even put the books in the oven, guys.

[07:23:44] You guys aren't just, it's a zombie infection.

[07:23:47] Okay, come on, guys.

[07:23:49] The only way you can get infected by default is if your character is bitten.

[07:23:54] Maybe you can drink zombie blood inadvertently by cooking with a bloody thingie or whatever,

[07:24:00] but...

[07:24:01] Well, as you don't know what you're talking about, I'm sorry, my character has restless

[07:24:05] sleeper, that's why he woke up like that, he's a fucking piece of shit.

[07:24:12] Bitch.

[07:24:13] That's that.

[07:24:15] I'm gonna cook with it.

[07:24:22] I watched him should be good, right

[07:24:41] That's an old base seasoning dude wait

[07:24:52] We're just getting 15 pounds and two days and he's still eating.

[07:24:59] Wow, actually it was actually exactly 15, huh?

[07:25:03] We're about to hit a hundo dude, new record.

[07:25:07] Ewww, this guy is fat.

[07:25:13] Ah hell

[07:25:27] Hurry up gotta go sleep hopefully not be sick when we wake up

[07:25:43] all right

[07:25:52] even possible I rolled in 35 pounds and two pieces that the is that how much I

[07:25:59] wasn't found 35 pounds there is no way

[07:26:07] Wait, our sleep moodle's gone.

[07:26:14] Look wheezy though.

[07:26:23] Read that magazine, dude, feel better.

[07:26:45] Read this magazine, bro, feel better.

[07:26:47] Did you just have to like sit to get rid of queasiness?

[07:27:01] This dude toast.

[07:27:04] Let's read the phone book.

[07:27:07] Here we come.

[07:27:09] It actually gives you boredom.

[07:27:11] I didn't know that.

[07:27:16] Lol.

[07:27:23] Well?

[07:27:27] There's a heart icon wobbling.

[07:27:33] No reason.

[07:27:38] Check your HP and temp.

[07:27:45] I don't know what I'm looking at here, I'm gonna be honest, I got no clue.

[07:27:52] Go out eating yourself to death.

[07:27:57] It's a fever, obviously it's a fucking fever, man.

[07:28:06] Eat yourself to death.

[07:28:10] Damn, it doesn't sound... and the helicopter, too, huh?

[07:28:19] That is actually not good.

[07:28:21] Yes.

[07:28:22] Not losing health, shut up.

[07:28:35] Fortunately, we were inside when the helicopter came, so...

[07:28:44] Or maybe it's not gonna fuck off.

[07:28:54] The hell he's here to pick you up?

[07:28:56] Go outside.

[07:28:59] Ding, arpetry.

[07:29:06] Hey, man, meow.

[07:29:13] It's Pequod, dude!

[07:29:15] Wait.

[07:29:16] Oh, man, I'm afraid to sleep in that room right now, actually.

[07:29:27] God, I hope I couldn't see me for some stupid fucking reason because there's no shit on

[07:29:32] that one.

[07:29:37] I'm frightened.

[07:29:39] Was that helicopter do you?

[07:29:58] Zombies really like the sound of helicopter.

[07:30:03] I gotta be honest, there's no fuckin' reason for it to be here this long.

[07:30:11] I'm taking 5 ZX.

[07:30:33] Yeah, how is it still here, man?

[07:30:41] Fucking zombies in the yard.

[07:30:56] We in my house now.

[07:31:26] yep

[07:31:36] just trying to help boss

[07:31:42] wait tb that's more important than my life

[07:31:50] fuck it

[07:31:56] Tommy?

[07:32:08] Well, hellchopter is gone. That's cool.

[07:32:25] Downsides, there's probably a fuck ton of zombies in my yard now.

[07:32:29] The helicopter can just see you, regardless of whether or not you're inside when it comes.

[07:32:41] Yeah.

[07:32:45] An open window. I didn't have any open windows.

[07:32:55] any open window what the hell are you so fucking sad I'm trying to rest for my

[07:33:17] me queasiness

[07:33:20] Well, let's do what we always do when we're sad.

[07:33:25] Let's eat some... let's eat some turkey, man.

[07:33:29] Works like a charm every time.

[07:33:43] the thing about sprinters is if you hop out a window near them they can react

[07:34:00] faster than you and just fucking bite your ass dude gg

[07:34:05] Come on buddy.

[07:34:10] Wait, we should probably wash up.

[07:34:15] That might help actually.

[07:34:19] Has Naruto running.

[07:34:26] Oh my god

[07:34:38] They need to nerf the push

[07:34:56] They're gonna migrate right through my fucking house. Oh my god

[07:35:03] Which is way too strong guys listen, I'm gonna explain something to you but only once all right

[07:35:11] My character has nine strength out of ten

[07:35:15] Yeah, it took ten perk points to take that I just take several negative perks in order to even begin

[07:35:22] taking that

[07:35:26] so my character is the default is five my character is almost two times as

[07:35:34] strong as like a normal person one two

[07:35:43] they're zombies they're frail they're weak

[07:35:49] Pushing over one zombie shouldn't be a problem.

[07:35:56] It's not.

[07:36:07] So why so much fenced cheese?

[07:36:09] How about you get this dick cheese out of your mouth?

[07:36:12] I'm done.

[07:36:13] Sorry, 9-