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I'm going to be back in a minute.
Greetings.
Blue and Graham on J. Thanks for something short of plenty of thanks for the bets, dude.
He's doing good.
Bad World at M. X. C. and J. Licks for 110 months.
It's a long time coming.
I'll be the big diggle.
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takes your subject. Greetings. We'll be trying the new Dr. Pepper Flavor to
Lizzie's releasing next month. Yes
The food of mods for this are out pretty good nice
I've free to change my title oh
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What's the tee-hee emote is I'm talking about with the Pepe's like covering his mouth
That one
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And that other alpha name of cool. Thanks for subbing
They say
Guys, I think they forgot to capitalize the R and Requiem, haha
It's not.
Joey, thanks for seven.
What's the situation?
Status report.
Boss appears that Mr. Bees has 150 content creators sitting in boxes.
All right, chatter B. What's your report?
Boss, they're eating children on an island.
RGP, they're just like five subs.
And Rachel, thanks for sub it.
Get your drops on for RE, bro.
I don't even know how to do this show, man.
Boss, I show speed as visiting I ran.
What?
The drop should be enabled.
this. Boss, it appears that ISO speeds report concludes that Iran is 30 minutes away from
having the enriched the nuclear materials required to make dirty bombs build another school.
Boss, we're getting gooped out there.
Who's my ocelot, though?
That's the question.
That is the question.
Me?
Dr. D.
I don't think that's true.
AllBartModCop, thanks for subbing, very much.
And I will cut out tattoo, thanks for scripting one sub.
Very much appreciate it.
Retoo, family and men enjoyer.
Thanks for subbing.
This is fun fact about the number 32.
That's how many times I fuck Chance mom.
Nice.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
That's why I feel like I'm not a content creator, does that make sense?
I feel like there's a distinction there.
Dude, I want to listen to this song so fucking bad, but it's copyrighted, man.
What song?
That's all I can play.
I mean, that might have been too much, honestly, if I'm being real.
Oops.
Split the audio?
No, it is split.
One, two.
It fucks up the VOD website.
I'm holding strong for the Vod viewers.
Was I invited to the Mr. Beast streamer games event?
No.
Now they passed on me, man.
They passed on me.
All right, I show speed.
All you have to do is say you weren't on the island.
to win one million dollars or you can split with everyone else and they're all
gonna build their own school in a third world country together at the same time
I think I'm just gonna take the money mr. Beast
The winner is gonna be one of his friends as per usual dude shut up
There's like a slow pan of like the contestants in the streamer games got Tyler one I show
speed ninja dude fucking summit 1g twink poppin and then like john who is that
oh there's just some guy that I'm at yeah someone dropped out last minute I had
to throw this guy in here does he stream no no no no no he does not do
that all right can we get some W's in the chat for John maybe we'll make a
twitch account
that'd be so fucking funny he likes it or something
They brush up on your resident evil lord for this. Okay. I
Know that the main character Claire is an Ashcroft. I know that the Ashcrofts are like a secret family of evil of hell. I
Know that they're like
Claire whatever her fuck Rose sorry, whatever that's what I'm talking about as Rose the main the main female lead
race whatever dude I don't care what her name is it doesn't matter dude
they don't matter
dude Resident Evil lore is fucking stupid guys
it is it is and this is another entry in the main lore saga
there's some truly insane nonsensical thing it's an anime
story it is with with uh resident evil dressing so when i see someone i can't say oh dude i
can't watch because of spoilers all i can imagine is that they're they're they're waiting so that
they can get their scotch and their their smokers jacket sit down in their den and then like play
it an hour at a time and then like pause and be like oh fuck dude that's crazy what about the
ramifications for the Ashcroft family like they're super into it dude
the same way that someone would read like a ground breaking scientific
theorem there are people out there digesting resident evil or come on
fellow losers enjoying things dude like you can enjoy it and I enjoy it okay but treat
for how it is don't don't delude yourself okay it's a B movie is a B movie that
somehow still has entries it is the ninth edition of a B movie
Daniel Capricorn's and largely these are so it's a good fucking B movie when
I say a B movie I don't mean that to disparage the quality of the products when I say a B movie. I mean it is campy
I have it I have super enjoyed the last okay first of all
Permit me a moment now that I am a corporate streamer. Okay to hardcore glaze the RE engine
oh fuck that shit is so good how did they make it so good holy fuck dude it dude
every time I start another modern new release my computer is like oh fuck like
it goes into cardiac arrest trying to struggle to process all the slop that
they stuffed in their unoptimized garbage where I started this shit dude 240
FPS I left click through the fucking intro like these are whatever dude
instantly on this screen it took two seconds to get to this screen how insane
is that how insane is that I'm not exaggerating it took two seconds the
Ari engine. Oh, I'm playing with a eight year old GPU at 60 FPS without frame gym. God damn.
So there's like a practice in Japanese business. I don't know if it applies to game development.
I think it does. Basically they make their shit in house or they try to. This is the
one success from that.
This DR Ian.
At least in the terms of like video games.
Holy moly.
Fox Engine? Yeah.
No, that was a good one too.
Honestly, it reminds me a lot of this.
Aren't they like related?
Yeah, whatever they got is pretty smooth, too. Okay, maybe we spoke too soon. There are quite a few examples of impressive in-house engines out of Japan. I changed my mind.
if you want
am i really high?
i don't smoke weed buddy
i don't do drug
level my midnight?
i ain't playing that shit
I am NOT playing that shit. PrimeGaming Parker 632 subs, appreciate that.
What about Marathon? I am playing that shit.
What about the goop? A little bit of goop. A little bit of goop. You look over your friends
doing that shit and you're like, oh fuck! Oh shit! Let's get it. Wait I think I gotta
change the audio source. Are you fans be like, yeah? Are you fans? Are you fans be like,
Yeah, this is how it should be.
Audio device, headphones.
What do you guys think I should do?
Headphones for reels?
Give it on headphones.
Like, I have it on headphones,
But like you guys will be listening not in headphones sometimes so like how do you determine
what is the correct setting?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, break it up a little bit.
Um, break it up a little bit, sure.
It matches, offers you the ability to change the camera perspective, but is recommended
to use first person perspective when playing as Grace to enhance the horror elements and
to use third person perspective while playing as Leia to enhance the action elements.
Change perspective. Enter your age.
I got the deluxe edition.
Letters from 1998.
Oh, we're shattering, dude.
You can disagree to this?
Is this just a data mining agreement?
Well, I trust that Glorious Nipon is precisely what to do with my data.
with the superior culture and all shove up ass
runs on headphones really good for this game yeah I think we're going headphones
though I'll save only because I made your most for the way you can lose hours
if you don't typewriter. I like that.
Hey, let's throw this for 95 months.
This game uses Palantir to determine how scared you are.
Damn.
Okay, spy on me.
He's just kind of spooky.
He's giving me doom eternal vibes, as many right now. Is that weird?
The amount the screen shakes.
Like a three for the motion sick lads and chat. I know there's at least two of them
I'm not
Man, let's see what
Wow.
SDR mode currently enabled.
What the fuck is that?
Should I turn it off?
It's already off?
Okay, but now it's off again.
Hmm.
Damn, look at that, look at the van in the background of this car right here on the right.
Jesus, put your glasses on, man.
Dude, the difference here is crazy.
Look at the hood.
Holy guacamole!
Holy guacamole!
We'll max it out.
See how it goes.
The only thing I can see that's different here is like you see that pillar in the top
right? Weird. I love how they have like these samples on the right, dude. I will suck this
engine off forever I think. Holy shit.
What are we thinking about lens distortion labs? Off.
upscaling do we DLSS or do we try to turn it off first start off off
caused my rally sources off. That's fine.
Looks good, dude.
Clever, changing it to vertical synchronization.
Keep learning super sampling.
Sample this, dude.
Subtitles.
What?
What is the difference between sub-tiles and closed captions?
Close captions?
Oh, right.
describing like the ambient noise and stuff.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
What color do you think it should be?
I think, I think white without a background
is kind of hard to see sometimes.
Big white spine.
Yellow kind of fire.
dynamic range and audio
now we're good
yellow hurts to look at
Let's colorblind.
I'm gonna do yellow.
Just kidding.
I'm gonna do white.
Nooo.
Nooo.
Alright, before we hit the network button.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Data processing for analytical purposes?
No.
I don't think so.
I disagree.
All right.
Can you show the motion sickness options?
this. They have the dot display and you can lower screen shake under accessibility. Basically
what I just said so I guess I'm more of an ally than you guys tell you when Jeff
thinks there's a bit alright special content
advanced tuning
unlocks an extra level of tuning for weapon parts are there's like little
bonus things you can unlock when you play the game
Uh, concept art, don't care, models.
Blah!
Blah!
This guy looks homeless.
Blah!
Bro.
Oh
Holy fuck freaking moly
Hold on I told Chad I would do this hang on
Whoa, look at these penis
We'll probably use default, man.
It doesn't matter because you play first person as a person, so.
filters.
Raccoon City Classic BGF.
I mean we gotta have the classic SFX, but I'll listen to the actual BGF.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
oh
First-year experience with difficulty similar classers we believe your recollector pants in the series
I move your classic
Wait, that's Virginia, it's not Virginia, it's not.
I've seen this.
Okay, was that RE4?
How do you get to read the blurb?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Just like real life.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Haha.
Brace!
Brace!
Brace Ashcroft.
Yes?
My office.
Oh, um...
Uh, coming.
Okay, why not all the files though?
It's the modern age.
that's why we're going with Leon Kennedy can you give those to him please
the remnant hotel
I know that's where your mother was murdered dude what I said and I know it will be upsetting
for you but
Alyssa died eight years ago get over it bitch perhaps it's time for you to face the past
I think the FBI has like an HR.
I heard the game up.
It seems kind of loud
Investigate that crime scene and report back to me with your findings
It's low
It's off and out.
You want to bring one next for seven?
You're way louder than the game.
Yeah, this is the Moon Moon show, okay buddy?
I got bits to do.
You understand me?
Wait, where is this? I missed that. I was fiddling with my settings. Is this New York?
race Rengar
oh guys
we may have pranked the settings a little too hard
oh jeez
let's try with the DLSS I guess
we turned it off
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sound effects are very loud.
Oh
What deal a quality and set you how do you guys keep up with this?
DLA. Okay, how do I change it to quality? Hello? It was quality just now.
That's racing, it's like 80 FPS.
Um, I feel like before I came back to this menu, you stupid fucking neckbeards that it was just fine, personally.
Um...
And shut the fuck up.
I don't think I want to see that.
the
the
the
the
turn off at tracing og I'm here by instituting a shut off for suggestions or opinions about
my game setting. Do not talk to me about that any longer.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh! Oh fuck.
I knew that bitch was special!
I stopped and looked at her.
She's our clone.
She's spying on us, boys.
Hey, that's a restricted area. You can't go in there.
A go-way?
Um, um, what?
It's an active crime scene.
Oh, wait. Sorry. Um...
Just a second.
Is that John Cena? No.
Oh, you're FBI?
Yeah.
Investigating all these strange deaths, huh?
Mm-hmm.
It's the fifth one now, right?
I heard they all have the same weird bruises.
So you think it's something infectious or terrorism or...
Why else would the FBI be investigating, right?
Hey, are you with me?
Oh, um...
There might be answers inside look at him. Yeah, sure, right
Can't hear shit
Be careful in there all buildings condemned where it is. They're finally gonna bring the whole place down
Yeah
You should try turning the volume up then you fucking moron.
Got it?
For the purpose of my own sanity, if you are adding me with tech advice or help or suggestions, I will be timing you up from a better day.
I do not wish to read you.
I do not wish to joke about that.
I will nearly have you executed by the the guards.
Half of you feels kind of low but like...
That'll probably change, right?
Will we get into action mode?
This area has been baited with road into side.
Do I have a reflection?
Bro, how can we bring that cop with you?
Why am I immediately in a dark hallway, dude?
That's fucked up.
this must have been a pretty awesome restaurant fellas what do you think
Oh
Meat
Food horror
Did you bring your FBI gun?
So your Zomboid character gained 40 pounds on?
He gained 45 pounds in three days.
No human's ever done that.
The moon and diet?
What?
Eating an entire turkey in one day?
Like literally the entire thing?
I think so.
evidence yep well those are footsteps I think
I have to increase my sensitivity here Jesus
Oh
Hang on things or something
Her top donor
There's the FBI, go.
What do I do?
Mew, meew, meew!
Ow.
Better?
Chatter was right, and he'd truly be right if I do not remember what he said.
I think I can change my sensitivity. Hello? Right here.
Box right of first person.
Oh. Oh. Ooh. Ah.
Camera XL. Off.
Off.
Yeah, that's good enough.
Is it too loud?
Perfect.
Bonka
It's louder for me
Dirty bandages a someone had a laceration
It's gonna have a lot of light in your room? Yeah, it's called the Sun.
The maggots are leeches.
Touch them.
Dude, oh my.
It's my fault for not reading the rest of this menu.
Come on, Grace. Your FBI trained. I like your names, Grace.
I know this is where your mom was killed, but she dead now, so...
I heard that, bitch.
We're in what hotel has been welcoming guests from our walks of life since opening its doors in 1928.
That feel when you'll never hang out in the lobby of a hotel and meet local dignitaries from your city,
because there's nothing else to do in like the 1800s, dude.
I'll never get to listen to Grand Piano in the Renwood Hotel.
All employees following the recent incident management has been working hard to restore
public trust, so they're extending the damage, the project is great for the Zimbabwe family,
there's some closure.
Okay.
Water dispenser?
Okay.
Wait, let me sit down.
Map.
You can check your acquired items from my items menu.
Uh-huh.
That map's nice.
What could you possibly have happened to you in this place? It's condemned. There's no one here, buddy.
Cyber Reptiles are doing so.
Hey, syringe.
Shoot the lock.
Nice try, bitch, but my nerves of steel prepared me for something like that, mentally.
It's just a record player guys come on
Seriously.
I'm gonna get this point you call for backup, right, foes?
Heh.
This picture looks like it's a it probably is a man that looks uncanny the smiles
Dude number one donator dude number one super chateau I love you my FBI YouTube Queen
Well, there weren't nothing back here, dog.
October the 19th circle.
What's the date?
18.
Two years before COVID.
Come on, man.
Nice cream.
Put up all the worst photos of us, dude.
I think he's looking at me.
What the hell?
I think I missed the key.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm stupid as fuck.
Duck, thanks for a shell.
Who do you guys think it is? I think it's Wesker, but it's like Fudo Wesker, like
My OC.
He's got big boobies.
It's Obama!
Oh my god.
Wesker's a man.
Yeah, in my OC, he's a foodie, so.
I guess the key was in here somewhere?
Curcified Empreg Obama, holy shit.
That's my headcanon.
Blind!
Check toilet.
in the sink and the key will float up.
What if we don't have to be here? What if there's another room? I don't think
there's anything in here. There would be a giant indicator on my screen though.
Great kick-and-micks for seven.
What did that note say?
The back where we got the key.
Meet me in room 204 or some shit, right?
Maybe we shoot that thingy?
actually blind dude where is it tell me tell me the bed look at the photo
I did look at the bed, but I didn't realize there was a two-part press F scenario.
Are we time traveling, dude?
Now we can see the real reason he waited a day to play, so we can get all the helpers.
The game came out when I had two hours left on my stream, hello?
I'm not playing for two hours.
Jump it.
Get some sleep, eh?
I'm almost done.
Just a sec.
What am I going to do with you?
What you always do?
Now I get made till I go to bed.
Oh, it's really coming down hard.
Mom, phone.
Mom, it's right beside you.
Hello?
yes oldest trick on the bug dude
Who's coming?
What's wrong?
Shhh!
We need to keep our voices down.
This is ridiculous.
Come on.
Tell me what's going on.
Now is not the time.
What are you looking at bitch?
Look forward!
There's someone with this exact parent except they're not tied to like a hyper-secret family
that requires this.
It's just a guy who's like actually a psycho.
I'm moving, I'm moving!
I'm moving, I'm moving!
Oh, who's that?
Oh, I'm so sorry about the power outage.
Uh, what happened?
Oh, it's probably the electrical panel.
It's 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip it.
It's really no excuse, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
Oh, no, it's okay. It's okay.
I should have it fixed, so I just need to find my...
and the head though and the head though
Something important.
Yeah, don't ever look there.
I
Watch out
Just gives up
Oh my god.
Oh, I can't.
I'm in.
Grace, look at me.
Grab my hands.
Okay, look at me.
In.
And out.
Breathe in.
Oh, my fruit.
Grace,
I promise you I will explain this all to you one of these days.
I've already seen all this.
We put a demo, I think.
for a later grace.
Hey, how do you recover from that?
It's alright, I mean like...
If you're like her boss at the FBI has to have like details about what happened, right?
Like he probably talked to her about it
She saw her mom get almost decapitated point blank and he was like yeah, maybe you should go back and face your demons
Okay, bro. I don't think anyone should have to go back
I don't think so
Hmm at least send someone with her dude, but he sent her alone this guy's a piece of shit, dude
Kind of your fault you can see it happening that guy doesn't he's like seven feet tall. He doesn't sneak up on anyone
Ultimate Shadow makes you suffer.
You vented?
Oh, shit.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
What's your favorite scary movie pop by the Slayer man
And then she never did and then you remembered after all these time that she fucking did
that shit. Who bodes? Man, I'm down a bullet. You ever play Resident Evil Outbreak back in
the day? Yes I did and I've told this story many times but I will tell it again. I used
to play Outbreak and I would join lobbies on the hardest difficulty on the first map
and I would play a character that allowed me to get all the way to the top where
you can barricade off the first, um, they got the top of the stairwell and then like
you get into that like break room upstairs. I would rush to barricade that before anyone
else could get there and then I would dance in front of the door and they could see me
spinning in circles as they were getting eaten by the almost unkillable zombies that were
coming after them. It's like a bar and they busted through the windows and like
everyone has to get upstairs but if you can find the key first you can just go
go up there and not let anyone know.
Thoughts so far? I don't have any thoughts.
You think Mr. Raccoon will work?
He did.
How Brick was cool?
How Brick was a rich man's game, okay?
Because a lot of the lobbies, they would use...
Because it was on PS2, they would use Xbox Live to have an actual microphone party chat
while they played.
So they were running both of them.
They're running both of their consoles at the same time.
Did that shoot on Killzone too? I never played Killzone.
PS2 can play with Xbox.
You would start up the PS2, then you would join a lobby, and then you would search up
the name of the guy in the lobby on Xbox you know send a friend request join the
party chat on Xbox leave the Xbox on and then continue playing on the PS2
blind sorry I'm talking
this thing what I miss I'm trying to go back in time here
Amazing!
Brad, I'm an idiot. Stop distracting me!
It's a satchel.
Uh-oh. You're making me do it again?
Work has settled down and we're heading to a new town the day after to Mari. I'm thankful
way. This is eight years ago. So this is current year. I'm done. I'm thankful my freelance
work allows me to work anywhere, but I'm worried about Grace. It's difficult for
her to make friends when we're constantly on the move. Maybe we can spend a little
more time in the next town and there's some research of stopping the cafe when I
noticed a hooded man I could have sworn he was watching me maybe I'm just being
paranoid that's why hooded man again he's definitely following me we only just
got here but I think we should move on I can't let anything happen to grace
That's it. A legendary floppy disk CD. Interesting. It's two and one!
I
Sorry
What's wrong?
I'm sorry
Are you okay?
Oh
Oh
Yeah, it's a very big teeth
now
now
now
we're ready
holy shit
Sam here, mess!
Oh my god.
Why pull it out?
Oh, you wouldn't know.
I'm running, by the way, I'm holding the run button.
You got bit by the zombie you knew but Jesus.
I'm sure the shotgun hurt more than the bite.
clearly that we were hurt by the sound of a fire is because there are no
bullet wounds
is is anyone there yes keep calling out to the mysterious piano music in the
condemned building
Wait, I know it's just a game, right?
But why keep going at this point?
Why not call your boss?
Why not call your boss?
Boss, I saw some shidges now, man, and I'm dying, so.
Left phone on table.
I could have left the building and then used a payphone to its hunk.
It's not hunk, I know.
Ew.
Who are you?
They call me the goiter.
I'm the one who planted that body.
I'm the one that brought you here.
I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for.
The special one. The chosen one.
Miss Ashcroft.
Oh
Rest now grace
We have so much
Is that guy from a different game?
I didn't play 8.
Did you go sing from Zubat?
No.
Wait, I remember this from the settings menu, dude.
Same black objects
No, this is different
That's swagger walk dude 65s are I can see them difference anything
No, no, it's not
I
Have something for you
The team has settled on a person of interest
Someone with ties to
Sam Fisher, okay
Nice gun
This guy needs like an adult haircut stat, dude.
It's 50
Nice little hatchback though, dude
I
Wonder if he still works for the government he was working for the president I assume
That's weird.
Get out of the car.
Oh my god.
Oh, yeah, what's going on is she okay she's fine I'm just taking her home
There are these spawning zombies.
I'm going out the back there.
Me?
I mean, never.
Yeah, I test my sensitivity!
What?
I
What are you doing?
Run us!
Oh my god!
I got a fucking hatchet you sick
Well, I'm parried it up.
How'd I do that?
Oh
Okay
Oh fuck, let's make this one like it.
That's the name of the game there!
get on your knees
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Mama Mia!
Yeah, it's online!
Yes, Cheddar.
online and it has a battle pass and it also has extraction mode and also the
most people are playing it and also it's not a waste of your time to invest
time to getting better so definitely worth the $30 price tag and your one
hour a night. Okay buddy.
You're being ex-sanguinated, slowly.
Nice detail.
Did she get the Mr. Beast teeth, holy fuck?
God damn, look at them chicklets!
Yeah, well you've probably been upside down for hours, so.
Well, it's what he did to us.
It began blood extraction.
Check pulse.
Mr. Dexaphil.
stable, ready for further examination.
That's a lot of blood.
Ooh.
They tried.
They tried, they tried.
There's our guard here.
I want to go pee and get some coffee.
What do you want?
Uh, just play some music.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hear me.
I
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
the other body of life
with me, the real people join, oh yeah
you can come tonight to the school
and I can show the crew I'm very good
oh yeah, I feel it like
I feel it just as bright
I can't stop the tune of your jumping out of the shake of my body
Don't stop me, don't stop my love, keep me low, it's your body now
Yeah, it's tricky on a Friday night, yeah
It's tricky on a Friday night, yeah
You can't drink it, you just got what it takes.
That's it!
I might too loud.
So.
Okay.
Okay.
Hmm.
Let's leave that on.
Okay.
Okay.
Just leave that on.
This is real, yeah, this is found footage.
Hello, flocker flocker flame
I mean...
And my Pion, thanks for 7.
Oh, man, Mr. Raccoon!
It's gone!
Oh, dad.
Hmm.
Yep.
Yeah, all we gotta do is tie yourself back in the bed.
Yeah, you won't get mad.
Just put everything back the way it was.
Cherub.
I shall look at the back, always look at the back dude.
It's the cherub room guys.
This one.
I don't know how to fucking ink ribbon, dude.
I found it.
Ink ribbon for typewriters.
I'm scared so use them wisely, will do.
Okay.
I need a screwdriver. Stay at it.
Have you seen the shadow ghost hiding in the dark?
We've seen the shadow ghost staying from the light?
Have you seen the shadow ghost? Because she's been watching you.
Stay in the light.
Is this a luxury dark video?
I have moved some items out of the closet.
The screwdriver is now in the toolbox in the nurses' station.
I'll think my lighter's gonna run out of juice.
I'm doing lighter tricks like a greaser right now.
Lumpy, they tripping once up.
Oh, you don't say.
I did it.
Oh
oh
fucking Glyzeme
Yeah, so what if she bended that doesn't mean she says
It's me.
You don't like light switches, do you?
I'm a chatter.
Nice.
This looks important.
Maybe.
He jug.
move
Hmm. I found it.
Fuck, you missed that? Yeah, that's why I'm the...
That's why I'm the God, dude.
You got a blast!
again I got weep you're clean we gotta go back in bros one more time I want to
celebrate oh yeah all right just keep it dancing one more time I gotta run away
oh yeah
this is the nurses station has to be oh yeah alright start to dance in one more time
I found it how many things can fall off
off, bro.
Mine.
Hell nah, man.
My
One more time
Oh
Is it blind?
It might be.
Lighter Stimmy?
Not Lighter Stimmy, I'm doing lighter tricks.
Got it!
Oh
Oh
Oh
Good what
What the life though?
it
losing cutscene got it
got it
Funny. I don't remember getting an invitation.
Well, he's waiting for you.
Can't have that, can we?
Follow me, please.
Lead the way.
So, how long have you worked for Dr. Gideon?
Not long.
I just recently joined the team.
I can't pull out my gum.
Experimental therapies.
Yes.
It's all very cutting edge.
The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
Please, right here. I don't want to.
Thank you.
For the axe mix, thanks for your free shove.
Thank you.
A hair is a little extra.
Mr. Kennedy, we need to leave immediately.
I don't know what's happening.
Some kind of mass hysteria.
The hospital's all locked down.
What the hell?
God damn.
Oh
of
I didn't think he would just like drop it on me I was waiting for like a jerk or some
Some shit on there.
Oh!
of
I
of
Oh
of
the
fact
of
the
Or if there's a way to drop this.
I don't want to hear it anymore.
Need a tool to break the bolt.
Could it be the chainsaw?
I think the chain saw it broke
Hunt to seek us, find us, break us!
Mr. Raccoon!
Hey, we got a big inventory.
Hmm.
Hmm!
That bastard did it again.
How things in your end?
I'm just hiding to the center's network.
Good. Good.
Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
Well, in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me posted.
Will do.
Put your charm?
Meh.
DSO issued large assault revolver.
Pay to win.
Is there a pay to win?
I don't think...
I think it's turned off question mark.
We've been here before.
Oh!
That's pretty good at watching shit go down, huh?
Hey, over here!
You okay?
Yeah. Thanks.
Leon Kennedy. ESO.
ESO.
I'm Grace, um, Ashcroft.
FBI.
FBI. What are you doing here?
Someone kidnapped me.
Dr. Gideon.
I don't know.
Well, we should leave.
What is Victor along with you?
What?
I am...
Grace.
What do you mean?
He grabbed you for a reason.
Wait, you're DSO.
That's the counter-bioterrorism agency, right?
Take this.
You gave her the hand cannon?
She won't get away, you know.
Dr. Gideon.
So nice to finally meet you, Leon.
Why don't we have a little talk?
I see you're exhibiting symptoms too.
Umbrella's curse.
Umbrella.
Umbrella.
Bay smells nice.
Now that guy ain't showered in a million years.
He's stinky.
I should have two bullets left the last time I used it.
as one bullet.
A gun with one bullet.
door this looks like it needs outside
Can we combine our weebs?
Get off this goofy ad game and get on Marathon Lil Bro.
Yeah, man, that game does look pretty peak coded, frame log.
Hmm.
Okay.
Okay.
Hmm.
Okay.
Hmm.
Okay.
The hand cannon is the RSH-12.
Dude, shut up, gunweeb.
No, I didn't play RE-8.
Transforming lives through medicine.
Chairman Mitchell Bennett.
I don't recognize any of these names.
Come Detective, thanks for showing up.
We can be of the moon, trust of the sun, and serenity of the stars. We have partners.
Moon Sun Star.
Wait.
Yeah, that is, that is what her face is, boss.
up going in
me explains why she got sent here alone I guess
Is that one of the fellows from the book?
Oh, God.
Don't make me ask for a child around, please.
She's blind.
Who's there?
I'm sorry, Flamie. I surprised you.
You can't see, can you?
Who are you?
I'm sorry, Flamie.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Was there someone in the other cell?
Why are you in there?
Everyone's gone.
They're all right!
Are you all right?
Get away!
No, no! Hold on!
No! No, no!
Dad...
I'm sorry.
West Wing Administration offices.
Get in there, CK!
Is that gonna talk anymore or what?
That's a hole.
There's blood everywhere!
Shoot the glass. I got one bullet, bro.
Let's ride.
Security Point 3.
I think this is where we were before.
Missed the loot and the typewriter?
Already saved, dude.
We do not have whatever that is.
Probably it's another shadow lady.
Maybe they forgot something.
fresh meat
Well
Did not go as intended I will say
Delicious
I have it.
of it.
It's a positive, thanks for selling.
Oh my knife.
Dodge, dodge, we're so dead.
Hehehehe
AHH!
Hey?
Feel
Let me just, let me just re-upload while I hold out.
I
Be my ass
Come on, guys, let me through.
Hehehehe!
Excuse me!
AAAAAAAAGH!
Ooh, that's probably useful, never.
Oh, hey!
Oh, hey.
Two bullets!
garage and center six for seven I mean we got a quite a few other zombies in there
How the fuck did you survive?
I was limit testing.
I want to see how bad they would beat the fuck out of me if I was near them for a
while.
Whatcha guys eatin'?
the attention of those nearby when thrown. Good thing you flushed all the toilets, though.
That was boggers. I went back in because I wanted to see if there was an item I missed
in one of those stalls. I couldn't remember which one it was, but I knew that I didn't
go into every single one of them. And of course, it's the classic bathtub needs to
be drained mean so I don't know if I can I fight these guys
meh meh meh I can't I also cannot take this wait they're only items by
I guess we're going to be in the item box.
Okay, we looped. We've tweaking looped.
We could go save real quick. This is an item box there too.
How did we get here?
Disregard.
Meow, meow, meow, there's a limit to how many items you can carry around.
Or the hand cannon?
Um, I mean we don't really need ink ribbons unless we're in a save area.
He really saved?
Oh my god.
I can't believe there are no more healing items in this game.
It's so doomed.
I
This looks nice.
I
Good thing he's a diligent worker.
Oh, I ain't got anything for this.
I bet that key's in the tub.
He's probably one HP you can kill.
I mean, we did shoot him in the face with the Omega gun, and he was kind of like whatever
about it. Hydrolystics for 7.
Meow meow meow.
Um...
Oh, you give this up? Sorry. Yeah. Thank you.
Ding dong.
Now that's some quality slop right there, boys.
Hmm, deviled eggs.
Checking over here. I think what we're looking for is probably near the bathroom.
You have smell me?
Hey, I killed this guy.
Blind.
It's only a chat said that items will show up on my map if I pass them, so...
of
Oh
Stabs you to death.
Just mirrors this game not too scary graphics wise.
The time has gone on and as you become older you become desensitized to gore and other
forms of violence.
So it's not that the game is less scary per se, it's that you yourself have digested
so much media that has corrupted your perception of what is morphed in.
something more. I want you to imagine, okay, that it's the year 2009, 2008. He has two
era or some shit. And then a game comes out that looks exactly like this. Think about that.
Like this game literally comes out in the past. It would have been the most terrifying
thing you've ever seen. And the same could be said for a lot of games. It's not just
this one.
what the fuck is he saying sorry chatter
Bunga Bunga Resident Evil Bunga Bunga Bunga Bunga release in past
throwing archer laces up I think we go upstairs I just want to double check
I don't think we can drain the uh bathtub.
Okay, Steelbecks, we're still here.
Hmm, is it just me or the graphics just not that scary?
Jump cut to that guy strapped in the Clockwork Orange movie theater, watching like epileptic tear jump scares like non-stop.
Yeah, this is the only thing that does it for me anymore.
I know you didn't hear me.
I kinda want to shoot her, man, if I'm being honest.
I feel like I'm not supposed to, though.
I think she's distracting this guy.
open that's not English I have to get the hell out of here but the whole
building is locked down I'll need to get the ask the chairman to give the
his quarts for me it's her another scream my colleagues are killing each other
what the fuck is going on I said hey
what's going on
hmm that's the White House this is the White House
It'd be Garondex or something
Okay, it's not very clear when you break a knife, I don't think.
I wonder if it's like that one Resident Evil game where the longer your knife is inside
them the more damage you do.
Which one is that, seven?
Six?
Seven!
Do not tell me to sign that
You watch your freaking mouth
Hey, it's my office.
Let's try shooting them somewhere other than the head.
Well, the head seems to be working pretty well.
This guy doesn't seem...
Hmm.
It's a movie in this.
I mean...
It was like Star Sun Moon, right?
I don't know.
I don't think the code is in the thing we read.
Star was last.
Look around.
New hire showed promise that the dinner meeting last month had his clearance bumped up a level
and had him set to work on the project.
Dense from riding
Well, he's pissed now
Are you alive
Uh, maybe we save our last knife?
I'm in Dragon Crystics for seven?
Moon, Sun, Star, Moon.
Moon Quartz.
Bob-la-blahs for seven.
Metals when tilted.
Okay.
I'm freaking rich. That's a massive gem nozzle. Thanks for seven says nozzle. Thanks for seven nozzle. Thanks for seven
That's a lot of blood
Done
Suspect will receive a visit from the DSO shortly.
I want you to enact code 6 to 2330.
I've achieved my goal and no longer have need for this place.
He's still, he's still our blood dude.
She stole our air heat. I don't know why I think Victor's a sheet. He stole our blood
to create a super mutant of hell.
Watsby, thanks for 7 says Watsby, thanks for 7, Watsby, thanks for 7.
I already killed you.
Nah.
Well, I wonder if that's the game telling us that there's not really any reason to
attack these guys.
I wonder if we can lower her over here.
Throw the bottle?
Not yet.
have one bottle. I mean, we already killed this guy too, didn't we?
What was I trying to do there sneak behind them?
Zandoria thinks we're silly.
Moon Moon, when will the juicers be put back in the fridge?
Hey man, there's something I want to show you in the bathroom.
Gives you a swirly.
Wow!
Central all
What the fuck are you?
What the fucking gem you idiot?
Is this the parlor?
But I can use the coins?
hmm takes three probably more inventory space maybe like max health or some
shit I have no clue what these could be I'm afraid we can we gamble
What if we could gamble, dude, that would be sweet.
You can.
Ow.
Yep, that's an arm.
Oh, sorry about this.
Uh, why can't I use it from here?
Bring it.
Good, I got so many coins.
That's a lot of staff.
Why is she moaning all the time?
We're almost dead.
I'm sure you'd be whimpering like a bitch, too, dude.
Missed gigabase?
Okay.
Okay. Good looking, tWitch up.
What the hell is that?
Increases the blood collector's capacity by 50.
Increased max health, steroids.
We're gun handling an increased firepower.
Yeah, we're gonna get the hip-pouch, are they?
Two slots.
I got two slots.
Spend the gamble thing for chat.
All right.
All on red.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom.
Wow!
Only one of us has a gun, so...
I don't think I'll be paying today.
the
thank you
the word says between seven fifteen and twenty nine
How'd you guys know that?
You sit there and spin it?
Well, I guess we can get something else.
No, we cannot.
What else do we got?
We got the moon quartz, I don't know where that goes, probably up here.
Simple log.
Get her, I did.
Uh, we're probably done, uh, we probably gotta go here.
Save your game.
I only have one more anchor, I bet.
We should wait.
The East Wing.
I'm checking every fucking corner for stuff, man.
Nothing!
Boib!
Body with organs removed.
You need a heal, bud?
Destroy's infected blood cells prevents corpses from mutating and can be used to stealthily
take out enemies.
too effective.
We're gonna undo that guy's shackle.
I'm probably gonna find the code for the safe and then the safe allows us to undo the shackle
because it probably gives us some of the interact with the computer.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Any curbie leaks or something?
If combo tries 7, 15, 29, no way, right?
Uh...
Yeah.
It's an increments of 10.
You were wrong!
I don't want to shoot that guy.
Flex blood, which can be altered to craft other items, oh my.
Increase your crafting capabilities by analyzing blood specimens with the laser microscope.
A little bit of blood in on this little little microscope like a craft handgun ammo and hemolytic injectors.
Oh, gotta find a laser microscope.
I'll go to the next one.
Blue, thanks for subbing.
That's it.
Activate all ammo.
counting how many moves I've made.
Meow meow meow, you can now craft handgun ammo in hemolytic injector.
Minimum one, did it say that? I didn't see that.
Great, do I have the crafting thing? We can buy items together.
Scrap.
Okay, one scrap and 40 blood it looks like.
One scrap and 60 blood.
Blood.
Really?
I think we'll go with one of these.
One of these.
So I guess we gotta get that uh...
Nice device and no narcissist taste result.
We got to get that capacity increase.
Look map for blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We also got to find out what to combine.
Hold up.
It's blood. Me.
Custom blood collection that Dr. Richardson had ordered finally arrived.
I've selected that Dr. Richardson had ordered finally arrived, to be honest I was skeptical
at first but generally the presence of its effectiveness combined with the effect of
blood with our experimental substances has been such a challenge for us but the device
makes it so easy and sure to improve the efficiency of our blood research and speed
up analysis for further mutation pattern patterns.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Okay, well we can.
And I scrapped our knife for no reason.
We're gonna bet I can't hide from these guys, so just go see if they're...
I
Know I won't back down
Get him, Berta!
Oh, no!
Longing steps in the facility, waiting room and bar and lounge.
I'm going to go back to the other side of the map.
I'm going to go back to the other side of the map.
Right
Excuse me, fella.
We've been so many plays already.
Maybe this guy has something that we need for this guy.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I think you can even get over here.
Eel.
No.
Basic.
I got what I needed.
I did not have running classes in the FBI or whatever this lady is a part of CIA.
We got one hundo blood.
Make some saves?
She's an analyst, she wouldn't be trained anyway.
What do you know?
Store one.
I can't go to Yemen.
I'm an analyst.
You know, we can probably get rid of those moon cores. What am I doing?
Idiot!
Am I saving the scrap to craft later? Yeah.
Yeah.
You're playing classic. What's wrong with that?
It's P time fellas.
Yes, below.
Yes, me lord.
Yes, me lord.
Can we put this on calcium and rain bed?
Over, under, and eight minutes.
Sorry, I'm trying to finish my coffee real quick.
I will mute the game.
Wait, there we go.
Okay!
I
Pretty boy feels special
Anything to make the pretty boy feel special
Copy anything to make the pretty boy feel special
Anything to make the pure boy feel swapping
Anything to make the pretty boy feel special
Anything to make the pure boy feel special
Anything to make the pretty boy feel special
Anything to make the pure boy feel swapping
Anything to make the pretty boy feel special
Anything to make the hero boy feel special
Anything to make the pretty boy feel special
Anything to make the hero boy feel swarpy
Swarpy!
You remember the fight in the jungle?
He barely made it out alive
You dumbass!
Smell with that King Bob!
Then you can swallow me whole, huh?
I'll be the one to take care of you.
...
...
...
...
...
Hello?
...
Xerox peer pressure particle, Graggy homegrown cutie radioactive pair of Zach Jupter bogey loenstein harmless drop into soap and apog
What up that road make you feel like a pimp
I'm a PIMP
I'm not playing lags when I grab it.
Boston, thanks for gifting 5 subs, Tiger Hollywood.
Thank you for 7 for a million years.
Experimental subject, thanks for 7.
What do we have?
I gotta check up here.
Earth floor.
Can't actually kill any zombies, huh?
Yeah, we're gonna make him explode, that's about it though.
I
of
the
death
of
death
of
Did I save?
Yeah, I sure hope I did.
I think we did.
You saved right before BRB.
Good.
You're not a fan of third person?
I'm just trying to play it how they intended you to play this girl.
This lady.
I'm
I
I
Damn it
Excuse me
Oh, fuck.
Turn right behind me.
Man, they're still coming, aren't they?
Yeah, the directional sound doesn't seem to be a train's
Letting well between floors
Try this again
Jesus! I'm dead.
Did she drop the coin?
Cub?
Check the third floor. I have to leave this way because the butcher is blocking the other way.
Do not throw that at me.
It's okay, I forgive you.
Did I forget about the injector mechanic?
Oh.
Did you hear what you were doing about the injector mechanic?
Bro shut up.
Shut the flip up.
Parlor real quick?
That's on the first floor. Now I think the butcher's blocking the way.
Fresh meat! Oh fuck.
What is Blood Swinging at?
Omega Load.
one fitting you think you can come in here
He's gonna block in my way. I think we can blow him up.
Jeffrey thinks we're seven. No calisthenes.
I got an achievement called order up.
Entry key.
It seems like a freezer.
Oh, blood.
Blood.
Oop.
Oh, yeah, I'm behind.
The hell's that?
Oh, it's for the Requiem.
One.
We'll put that shit there.
very snipe power and durability hmm
kind of food you think that is is a tofu is that a resident evil to reference
where you could play as the big big thing a tofu
Get the door?
Hey.
One of these is better.
This one by a lot? What the hell?
What's up really in the weaker gun?
I think it just uses the same ammo.
You have to use the Requiem to open it.
Hmm, that sounds incorrect.
You're drinking soda right now?
I think we're supposed to drain the blood from that tub, but I don't have enough space
I was hoping he had a knife.
I'm gonna take forever to clean that off.
I just do it to her too when I'm being honest.
You did. Yeah, dude. Nice one-liner.
I can't drain all this blood.
I suppose I am not intended to drain it. It's just a lot of blood.
Waste water troll face.
Hey, hey, hey.
Um.
I don't think we can do anything else over here.
Hey, these guys are gone, though.
Goodbye.
Eat food.
No.
No, I'm not blind, I can't pick it up.
I cannot pick it up.
I've got too much blood.
Too much blood in my injector!
Should we save again?
At one HP.
Yeah, we can, we can spare save.
Uh, store...
Not using that right now, that's okay.
save guh why is she moaning like that because I'm dying dude
I'm mortally fucking wounded.
Where did we leave off here?
Simple lock.
We've not found anything to unlock that ship.
Corpse. Safe.
Gotta go upstairs.
Yeah.
Hi.
Gotta blast. Slowly.
And...
Shubs you to the ground.
and play Ponsky, thanks for subbing.
Fuck.
I'm a knife.
At least we get to see all these death animations, that's cool.
I'm a Mia
Excuse me, okay, dodge.
I fear I have gone the wrong way.
Oh, we still got the thing.
Okay, then clean.
Give me a loan.
Oh, hey, man.
Oh
Man, we already looked at this
Oh my
Oh my.
Oh, he's still coming.
That's a big baby.
Uh, boom.
Crafts.
Med injectors and...
Where could I be about?
I wonder if we're dead.
I wonder if we're dead.
I wonder if we're dead.
I wonder if we're dead.
Well, we probably don't have to do this, but I'm gonna do it.
Fuck this guy.
Ooh!
I'm running out of space here, fellow.
Where do you think the boss baby went?
He ate everyone.
So hungry.
Oh, yeah, we can grab it.
Blood.
I've read it.
Need a knife.
Now that's a fucking NOIFE.
I would say so no skill, so far.
For my secretary, I've misplaced the key for the puzzle box padlock and none of the
other executives must find out.
These are located discreetly before next week's meeting if you can't find a good
the bottle of corrosive from the conference room and melt the lock off.
Puzzle box.
I think these pictures don't look real.
This one looks like a drawing.
And the chairman's office with Mitchell Bennett.
puzzle box padlock.
Artificial organ transplantation experiment team.
Or...
yo tech
format and laugh code and a cream of nuts six percent of we gotta get a
healing out of man
I think there's a storage box in here
Hey, hold up hold up hold up
So I can't oh, I have one nice
I missed an herb in the office real. Oh, yeah
No more moaning
very nice the borat rough I'm blind what's going on what's going on right
did it make this corpse here no yes no
There's a pot in the office as well.
Yeah, we'll be back.
I want to go unlock the, uh, this thing, the this thing.
Wait, the baby's still wandering around.
What the fuck was the shit behind it?
Use it!
Bawww!
Golden Legendary!
Let's go drop off.
Quick.
I wish I had normal scrap though.
Yeah, I gotta get rid of this shit too.
Maybe we gotta do that real quick?
Gold nudgeers, your div drop sound in POE?
FAAAGH!
Golden Legendary!
Whoa!
Golden Legendary!
That was a beta voice line.
Talk to a blind girl again?
Yeah, we probably should.
Do you mind, brother?
Okay, go over there.
Cha-ching, baby.
Ah!
Dude up.
We should have blasted him, dude.
myself with my mind. Oh fuck. Dude. So it's come to this. Let me read this.
I feel like we're doing stuff out of order, but maybe not.
Am I finally killing them?
You can't kill them unless you explode them with the sirenge.
You can take the item from the lounge.
I didn't have enough.
I was just getting rid of the coin in my inventory.
Oh
Just really bad to use these herbs by themselves
Hey
Another puzzle
Burkart takes her so much.
Minimum steps two.
That's all I'll do.
and
and
the ravage 647
they're not flicker gooning dude
No, I
always wounded
Oh, buddy 1080 30 1080 30
I gotta write that down.
Fan A-30.
I guess we don't have to write it down cause we have the file, but...
We're gonna shoot this guy.
Maybe not.
This is a shortcut.
Simple lock right there we grab real quick.
He just sneaked by that guy at 7-eleven the other day.
Hehehehe
Hehehehe
That was...
Waaaaaah!
Oh my, we're down.
Nope.
Oh my god, what was that, actually, to the fucking bottle?
She's gonna get back up.
Have any of the death animations been hot like of the girl?
I mean like where she gets killed by the monsters described.
Um, I usually beat her head in.
Fuck.
Fuck. Right.
Ooh!
Yoynk?
Imagine how many full heals we would've had if I just held on to him.
Holy moly.
Um, we gotta go down here.
Subject, Grace Ashcroft, that's us.
Point by the FBI, lives alone, um, goes home late, often after midnight, spends her free
time at home, no confirmed contact with others, difficult to get close to target, rarely leaves
FBI midwest, field office area.
What's your current objective?
We gotta get out of this building but in classic Resident Evil fashion we have to find a very
specific set of items to do so.
Herb.
Scrant.
Demolytic Injector.
Alright, let's try and hold on to this one.
uh...
was this
well
do do do doo
sturdy lock
but that's the only at the melt
and we went upstairs over here right
I'm pretty sure that's where the singing lady's dead.
Yeah man, we gotta go to where we found the baby.
Oh we gotta go to...
We gotta go get the safe.
How do we go up and down?
Safe.
Oh it's in the fucking...
It's in the room with the corpse.
I completely skipped this room, huh?
Gonna need that!
Gonna need that!
Boom.
Boom.
Oh
Oh
That's the wrong safe tech W
You got more explody juice.
It's on your dick.
He's right.
Well, I'll find out myself. How about that?
Well, we can consult the files. It doesn't say it's any particular safe.
Bar and lounge safe code.
Disregard. It says precisely what safe it is.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Dark Saradix Resilent?
Uh... I guess we just didn't get close enough to it for it to show up on the map.
Excuse me.
Wonderful Gates Resilent?
These guys have eyeballs, which makes it pretty annoying.
I think I'll just blow them up.
Hehehehe.
You're gonna be some hell.
Aha.
Is there a left or a left?
Ten...
80...
30.
They still make kids use like those kinds of padlocks in school and shit.
Oh my god, they fucking eat me to our space.
Rob, thanks for sub-
Um, free hectic, thanks for sub it.
Does free hectic, thanks for sub it, free hectic, thanks for sub it.
What do we do?
Should we get rid of our blood extract core?
Should we use our green herb so we can pick this up?
Do I use the wrench?
I guess we use that in the kitchen, right? Or we found the valve?
The valve door was in the kitchen, right?
Reload gun.
That chatter
might be the strongest among us.
He might be the most powerful chatter, actually.
You really need someone to tell you that? Yes, because normally, items spam reload.
So the fact that I was not reloaded was actually like uncommon.
Unlucky Korean Vixx or something.
Now we gotta go deposit this stuff.
The Cheddar now is 0.5% of your playthrough.
Alright.
What the guy doing here?
I just realized we put them in the wrong one.
Dude.
All I want is fucking...
Man, we will get the damage one actually.
Races firepower.
Please do Yota voice as if he was a zombie in this game?
Hm! Shut up you must!
Hm! I'm sorry!
Sorry I am!
Hm!
Voice is in here!
Stop what they want!
What else do they say?
You got a security door on the first floor up there. Let's go over there.
Now do zombie Jack Black.
Brrrr!
Brigagoo!
Brigagoo!
I'm a zombie, Kyle!
How about the power to bite you?
Let's go doosh!
Now do Obama.
Let me buy you.
Surely he can't open doors.
How do I open these?
Or a bar?
What if it is the requiem we need?
Oh, here we go.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
It's me, Yogi Bear.
Hello, man.
I got nothing, man. I got nothing.
Huge day for green urban joyers, dude.
Artificial heart.
I know what to do with that.
Gotta put it in the guy.
Blood. Hmm, fringe?
Um...
That did not make a space, huh?
Well, let's get some blood.
Have you heard about the AI review of this game by a video gamer?
You use the lockpick near here?
Yeah, but we're gonna have to grab something from there.
Yeah, that felt like an AI chat coming.
I'm not gonna lie.
Blood.
Have you no I have no
Blurred
Hmm let's go here
How do we know you're not a I really I do this
Look what I can do.
Show of hands.
Sweats visibly.
Hides 6 and 7th finger.
Ah, I don't think you guys need to see my hands.
Is there a light over here?
He says how loud does he find the light?
Is it all rare metal?
All right, now we can go get it.
If anything, I would say this metal is rare.
Yeah, I'm getting rare vibes from that metal as well.
Singly's lockpicks are your gaming pet peeve.
I don't really care about that.
But this will go over by 10. That's a good...
All right, all right, sure thing idiot
This guy's fucking stupid.
Any thoughts on the SO2 space question mark?
Space question mark detected.
Unused prime sub on me detected.
just regarded emergency breath already wasted
JP thanks for sub it then shock who thinks for some I don't want to fuck
with that guy he seems kind of a... what's the word... ill... he seems ill... where are
we going? yeah we have more security doors open I think on the first floor.
Got a blast.
On the heart, yeah.
Worst fat baby?
Man, who the fuck know, man?
That baby be doin' stuff.
I did you proud and took out a dog in my game?
My propensity for shooting dogs is highly exaggerate.
Oh, we never went in here.
Gonna drop some shit out.
Actually, let's go get rid of the heart first
Or was that the second floor
No right here
More notorious for killing dogs than Kristi don't kind of pissed off she's
stealing my thunder dude
well you gotta go man sorry explosion
We know what give them some blood give them some rare metal I think we need some kind of
tube up the jam oh the removed lungs are displayed in black I want to assemble a corpse
Oh, up the jam. Pump it up.
Camps you? Okay.
Yep! Nice one, idiot!
Yeah, I probably could have just walked away from that guy.
Actually, maybe not.
bump bump it up bump that jam
I found him guys
he is not pleased
He's like stuck
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Nice!
Welp, can't go that way.
Wait, we can go that way.
Oh my...
Let's go away, man!
this guy actually teleported by the way this is where we were
Come, pump it up.
Seroids are stabilizers.
My master's research has come to fruition, and that child, she must be the final piece
of the puzzle.
I need to get my hands on the child's data. I'm sure this will bring me closer to his vision.
The organization was able to get me in the child's medical records. It was lacking in certain areas, but did have her genetic information. I can use this.
Uses a craft steroids.
And I only needed one more.
Friggin's Fusion!
They keep taking something.
Scrap.
Let's try to blow up the baby.
how far am I into the game like six or seven hour I just made that up that is
not how far I am
minimum steps for
I start over here.
this one activates all of them except for this one how do we wait I've solved
the puzzle steroids and stabilizer
Can I have Z-Legs from Subbot?
There we go.
I think you run faster diagonally in this game, by the way.
Yeah
Well, let's do another one.
I need more blood there's not really any blood near us
dinner table I'm gonna go over here
I have blood, not enough.
I require more vespine blood.
Okay, let's check up here first.
I can have some of your period blood?
Wow, thanks.
That's really nice of you.
blood. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to do a little save scan. We're going
to go inject him a second time and see if he blows up. And if he doesn't, I'm going
reload my safe. It takes three? No spoilers, guys! Come on. But now I know
not to reload. No spoiler Reno, dude. Never in old Twitch when you would backseat a streamer
and then they'd be like, you're like, arm, actually chatter, fuck you and your whole
family and your bloodline you maybe at first I don't mind a little I really I
I truly don't care, honestly, but...
What am I, lighter?
I don't know, I kind of miss it.
I hope ya!
The jam!
Let's go in here first.
Give me a little more strap in here, baby.
I'm on a peaceful note read. 30, 10, 50.
Examination. Yay!
It's time to meet your end, Fatso. Unless you're-
Oh my!
AHHHHH!
HOLY FUCK!
Am I dead?
Dude, I'm dead.
I'll be right back.
Show me one more time.
Okay, well now let's go up here first.
first. To be able to time travel.
Didn't I kill her or is this a different lady?
quit whimpering man you're gonna go kill fat so everything's gonna be okay you
You didn't jacked I know. We're gonna wait.
Uh-oh.
It's not gonna work.
I
Got
I gotta read this note.
Subject exhibits erratic behavior when exposed to loud noises.
Surgical removal of some cranial nerves resulted in type of histrionic personality disorder
that's going to be described as main character syndrome.
The patient continues to wander around the care center, singing.
Oh hey man, what's up?
Hmm, well...
Yo!
I think we're good in here.
Not worth it.
figure I gotta get a quest item. I didn't use any of my injectors.
If that's not worth it then I don't know what is. Did I read that paper? Yes.
Ba-baaaa!
Was there not a computer in there?
We can look.
Pretty sure no, though.
Did they even have computers yet?
Well, I thought this was a computer.
Heh heh heh heh.
Ehhhhh.
Kinda crazy how old these look when this is supposed to be 2026.
Why not 120 FOB?
I don't think you can change the FOB.
Pretty sure you can't.
Oh
Why not quake pro fov I need to see
Wake pro is what it looks like the free blackout
We're like yeah, this is my preferred fob
Richard bestie result
You'd be surprised at how outdated tech is in hospitals. They run on 50 year old software.
Yeah, it's not just hospitals, it's a lot of stuff.
Like airports and shit.
It's gonna be so annoying to like fix that stuff.
Y'all think he's coming this way?
Man, if I go over here, it might not even be worth it.
Might do all of the magical teleport again.
No, no, no, no.
I can't do it again.
Come on, big man.
You don't know that.
You ready for the vax big fan?
Oops, I gave him the Moderna one.
This is likelihood you'll survive fatal damage.
That's so vague.
Um, let's go use the corrosive.
Isn't it the J&J one that was bad?
I don't know.
I don't even know if I can say that.
I got Moderna.
Fool.
That chatter doesn't sound very excited about that.
What?
I'm turning off!
Crap.
You got Puff-Fizzard?
I've never heard that one.
I'm his ass, Groth.
Come here.
I'm his god, I'm his.
I was just looking for Dr. Richardson.
Why did you kidnap me?
Kidnap you.
I liberated you.
Who are you?
Larkin the Exorcist.
Forgive me.
Dr. Victor Gideon.
Two first names.
I run the center.
It took forever to find you.
You're not like other people, you know, you're quite unique through you help us can finally
be set free.
Elvis.
Why me?
Oh.
Because my master...
...meets you...
...who you are.
Face to the side of the gate.
What do you like to see that's hidden under the hood?
Grace!
Grace!
Grace!
Grace!
Grace!
Grace!
Grace!
There's no escaping your destiny.
Okay, we can hear her swallowing.
And it looks like you yeah balding glasses white
Nice one
Seven feet tall ripped yeah
I saw it already.
It's melting time.
Can't even put up the extra sub.
Wait, do we even?
It's Braille.
I'm gonna go talk to the blind girl, dude.
You know it's Braille.
Imagine trying to describe the Braille to her like, alright, basically it's like, it's
like dot over another dot with two dots spaced by one on top of that slightly to the right.
I'm like hmmm interesting.
Let's start smashing.
You think it's the same one?
I
We just don't know
Wait
Wait, that's the, uh, that's the moon one.
Yup, yup, yup.
We just have to fill in the last two.
now? Son.
If there's another picture in here that I forgot about.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
I wasn't meant to be keeping track of which combination I just did by the way.
Oh yeah, right there.
Star sun and moon sun.
Ding!
unlocking the organ transport box
master spencer's research
mutated t-virus strain hearing documents a theory that uses the t-virus to
control memories and will
three shirts research shall serve as a guiding light for all of community
rare instances repeated mutations of the t-virus can trigger an abnormal
reaction and affected individuals body leaving two changes in their blood
The mutated strains of the T-virus will likely sweep the world and total eradication will be possible.
Those affected by the mutated T-virus strain firmly retain their pre-infection habits and characteristics.
A transformation within this lies the key to humanity's evolution.
I want to rotate it.
I want to look at the back.
Oh, I was supposed to drag it, oops, oh well.
I don't even know if I need this.
I got one bullet, one for the zombie and one for the baby.
Oregon transport.
I don't think we've even encountered that.
You know, this virus makes you crazy and bloodthirsty, why don't these doctors keep playing with it, like, it won't happen to them.
I don't think they care if it happens to them.
You can open that safe now.
I got one bullet, one for myself.
When you play as the old twink, soon.
30, 10, 50.
The honor's uncanny, he looks like shit.
That chatter's actually pissed because he's getting mugged by a video game character that
was designed by a group of women specifically to make him look attractive and he will never
be able to realize that form of beauty.
We just got video game mod, dude.
Um.
That's okay, I'll never have that much hair.
This is the isolation ward.
But I thought that was behind a security door too.
Go, turkey!
Get plugs, idiot!
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Go turkey. That's funny. You must go turkey. We'll keep
to scrap. Restore that. What even is the recipe for? Alright, nevermind. I gotta make some
Roids
Wait, this is it does have the ammo and I unload it
No
I ate bullets we could bring the wreck we am
Reloading! Oh, a speed loader! Mama Mia.
Why was that?
It's safe.
We're gonna make some more.
I'm Dancara, my uncle Finest hair man in all of Anatolia.
Oh, let's talk to the girl.
I
Hey
Are you right?
You're the lady from before
Yeah
This is
You're
Did anything hurt you because I can't see
That's not what I meant by it's not my fault the doctor gave us both medicine
Gulp Maxx
So there was someone in there there's another bed in this uh my friend Marie
She did. Wait, isn't that the-
I think she just disappeared.
Wasn't Maria the one from the bio one?
I'm sorry.
The bio weapon?
But it happened that it's happy it wasn't me.
It's me? Oh.
Is that bad?
Yeah.
I'm just gonna keep looking around.
That was Evelyn? Oh.
Okay, you speak Braille. I need your help.
Wait, maybe I... Wait, I don't need your help. I saw the puzzle already.
He has a fucking idiot.
Look at the roof. I already looked at the roof, man.
Why did you look?
Can I really be using blood to make something to heal myself?
Seems like a...
Seems like no boina.
Fuck do you think?
This guy's trying to act hard slaps you across the face your move
Any more blood
Stand there when you there that's enough for upgrade
Cross counter?
Eww, that's not even a real thing.
No one's ever cross countered before.
Cross counter.
Steroids.
That's a trash.
Ah!
Thank God.
Oh, thank god.
Oh, thank god what? You don't even know what's in that, dude.
There's another box over there.
There's some magnificent things over there.
Go on. Get back up.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
ha
ha
ha
do do
do do
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
bottom
bottom remember that number
why am i 547
why am i 547
why am i 547 wait they're all the same license plate
What?
It's just like a... Oh, it's the organ transporter.
Could we probably open that in the room?
If the lungs don't go bad.
This feels like I'm about to, like, fight a boss.
This is a boss hallway, this is a bitch about to slam the door, the wall down behind me,
That was cool.
I thought he was going to come from this wall.
I thought he was going to come from this wall.
That was real shit, NGL.
That was really shitty.
That was you, by the way.
Wee-hee-dee.
That was you by the way.
You didn't say it in that voice?
Oh yeah, then how come that's how I heard it?
Big man?
Uh, I think I was saving my blood for something here, man.
Oh yeah, the stairway.
The van that opened up has supplies.
What?
Clear.
I don't even think I can get back over there, fella, if I'm being TBH.
I'm a fucking loser!
Where I got the thing?
This legendary shotgun.
Man.
Oh man.
Me when I'm a fucking loser.
Hey guys.
What's up?
I guess we got the coins right.
Wait, that's just you?
What?
What?
I'm glad we need this up here.
Man.
Oh yes, the Giga zombie.
Dude.
Gotta go!
Rest in peace to my grainy, she got killed by the Requiem.
I'll move.
I'll move.
I'll move.
Obsessively checks map.
I think he saw me guys.
I want the stabilizer, fuck.
Where's the animation with the other crotch?
Ummm...
There!
Oh my...
Oh my god!
He came back to life in...
back to life in
we're kind of like peppering these advanced zombies everywhere there's like
three this big guy get back up to your boys
Rest in peace to that zombie, glue him up with the Requiem.
Look.
Is that the deer?
I think so.
Stable Lizer.
I wonder how much it increases our gun damage.
This is good.
the drug I'm inventory maxing right now dead one percent increase man you don't
Oh shit.
Gotta go here.
Like injecting infected blood to yourself?
Yeah, like...
I kinda skipped over that.
Obviously, we know that she's probably already infected, because we got bit by one guy at
the beginning of the game.
Alternatively, we appear to have something that Mr. Gideon wants in the realm of blood.
What?
Man, do I need that manual?
We'd use this.
Wait.
We don't have lungs.
I'll play a game.
I'll go get the manual.
Great files. Anything that's in there?
Yippee! All up. Go to hand. Two.
Okay. Okay, we can reference the file from here, I think.
Yes, what's up?
Mew meew meew meew meew meew!
Set it to 2!
And then I check the thing again!
Up down, up up down.
It's not on hand!
It resets.
Hello?
Go up I got a dragon
Okay
Up down up up down
We go auto
Why does it need to be transported if it's not real?
Gross.
I saved you.
We can be best friends.
I'll be taking that bitch.
Thank you!
We got the ID card too, fellas.
I think the only two I saw was the rehab ward, right?
That's a beef on my granny. How come it's not marked as a two on the map? Like these?
Guns used to kill bears?
Why don't they just use a laser beam?
Or just to bring in the life to use the waistband?
Or to get the wristband?
Bro.
Isn't he wouldn't have stood up, dude?
There was no other way.
Sorry, HP.
Fine.
Oh, we got our upgrades over here, too.
Well, before we go in here, I want to go P.
Is there a garden?
Ready to work.
P.R.B.
I
I think this is the best you guys I got invited to be on the school that dream was going to
be and I canceled last minute because I literally could not control myself about making dream
cheated jokes. I literally went through the scenarios in my head. I'm like, it's not worth
the fucking... the rabid dream fans getting angry if I make a joke. It's not... I don't even think
I would have survived the awkward silence that would have happened if I did make a joke.
I don't know why this...
Heal's on chance
Heal's on chance
Ignite mana
Spell it
Run out, Inferno
Run out
Orson
Orson
Are you serious?
Holy shit
Holy shit
Grab him, grab him
Chance, grab, grab
Nice
Holy shit
Holy shit
Oh my god
Oh my god
What are you guys doing?
What the fuck just happened?
Borson, did you?
Bomb. Oh my f-
Oh my f-
Oh my f-
Oh my f-
Did you kill Moon?
Moon.
Yeah, who killed me?
Oh!
Wait, at the end?
It was Borson and then who?
It was Borson again and then
the fours in again and then it was fours and toys oh yeah I don't know
yes bitch yes oh fuck yes man finally these stupid fucking monster bosses man
Oh man
You okay, man?
Haha, just kidding!
This is the world's most safe house.
That shit could literally have been...
It's not like Steam Charged where you can see like a live, fucking,
graph of like who was playing the last...
FUCK!
This isn't on purpose man, it's not dude, it's not man.
I'm just an idiot.
Hello.
Moonlobed roundabouts?
Roundabouts are the only thing in traffic that actually helps.
Look at the ray tracing dude.
I don't know if that's what he's chasing.
What are you gonna do, American, add another lane?
As I'm hardcore poop stacking right now, let's just be aware of that.
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Fuck you.
Suga fat shit. Must be nice, dude.
Suga massive shit.
Guys, what if we all held hands and pooped at the same time and then flushed?
There have been a number of cases where corpses infected with the mutated T-Virus strain have
exhibited rapid tissue regeneration and sudden violent behavior.
Announcement of the large human and real sudden engineer is talking about the mutated ones blister heads
You know like poisonous proven effective preventing double mutation otherwise they have much to be completely destroyed
Doi I already figured that out
They will take a part in monitoring the progress of subject one seven one
She's motionless and unsettling this time it fills me with unease
what giga herb i miss red herb dude you know what i mean panda the shiny and miss horror
queen and dvs hamster fist and ultra slayers so the corn poke illyx with a bit of atomic
I need to load 847 and Samberg is lifting myself.
Or an octave's up.
Security manager's office.
Star, star.
This must be it.
Moon Sun.
Yeah, that was easy.
The Braille is still visible.
Do not...
Bro, just hit the buttons to see what they are!
Oh, thanks for something, and Kaffee, thanks for God's helpin' me.
I
That Sherlock Holmes they're locking it I'm gonna borrow this you gonna wake up
Come on
You don't have to read it you don't have to read it
It's what a jet said she's never brute-forced before and it shows
Guys they're literally right behind the ardbe
I got the nastiest angle right now, dude. Ain't nobody in here.
Oh, the door's open.
Dude, I have to bring her all the way here, but that's fucked.
But if I do that, then he'll come over here.
Okay.
Can you just try the machine?
Guys, did we not just see the same sequence of events?
think really I could just try it. The game put four different emphasis-emphasies on
having to go talk to the blind girl. Can you just do it anyway? No man. No I cannot.
Are you should really do this thing what if I don't
Wake up new zombies are strong
I
Will save
Do do do do we have anything we can put away
Maybe we keep this on us.
Nah.
We're gonna get rid of this soon, actually.
I'm gonna open this one for a smile.
Oh, look at that.
Uh...
Nothing?
Under the shoe?
Dude.
Fucking freak.
There's got it. Is there something there?
You lying, bro
I don't mind.
Did Jane Desmond think she was a little...
She lied, Mike. She lied.
I... So, um...
Sorry.
I'm with the police.
Police? Yes.
I'd like you to come with me.
Why?
I need you to solve a puzzle for me.
I'm Grace.
What's your name?
Emily?
Henry.
You like reading?
Yeah.
Do you think you could read something from me?
Please.
I really need your help.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'll take you there.
There he steps. How about I carry you?
What do you want me to read?
Uh, there's some buttons with a braille in them.
What's braille?
Can you read them and then, uh, push the buttons in this order?
Store, store, no, sir.
Um, sure.
Thanks.
Uh, thank you.
Some actions are impossible while you're carrying Emily. You can sit her down on the sofa in the guard office while you do what you need to do.
Bruh, blood, we just run, we run him, bro.
Don't mind all of the creepy groaning, lady.
I can't even crouch.
Dodge.
Wrong way.
I can't even pull my gun out.
There's fucking cambering man
I think I'm going to...
Hurry.
Here it is.
I think you can read it.
I can try.
I think you can read it.
I can try.
It's like a giant puzzle box.
Stay here with me.
You handle this.
It's three words.
I know.
and
This is a waste.
It's not big dick, Randy.
Aw, shit.
I
I've already done more damage when the dot appears, by the way, I've been doing it wrong.
I'm gonna go up to you.
Let's check the room.
I did it.
I did it.
Run.
Hello.
Yippee! I wonder if I could have just ran around.
Oh my god!
Oh
Fellows
We get the item
And let me get an item box
Can we jump to the abyss?
Let's ride.
Yeah.
I can't just leave him.
Oh god.
What would an FBI agent do?
Nothing.
You should leave.
No!
And damn it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
to
the
Why are you here?
Is it for me?
Or for her?
None yet.
Fitness.
None, yeah.
Fitness.
We can talk.
Watch three other shirks play another one play as good as you are?
Right.
What can I say?
There's a reason they call me the God Gamer.
Everyone calls me that.
We can begin your treatment.
Silent treatment, I hope.
Talk to Bob, he's a...
He's actually... a giga cop.
I was literally just thinking about...
You are an ignorant fool.
Do you believe in human evolution?
I have devoted my life to studying it, while you have devoted your life to failure.
I can hear me.
Leon, I've been trying to reach you.
Where's the neck wound?
Who's he gonna ask for?
The floor plan?
Yeah, I'm sending it out.
I'm gonna tell the Victor.
He is batshit crazy.
Gonna make my way to his office.
I'm glad that FBI agent got away.
FBI?
Yeah.
Grace Ashcroft. Victor kidnapped her.
What? Why?
I don't know. I'm going to intend to find out.
I
Hatchet this thing Leon's a juggalo
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Oh, ho, ho...
Iyoyk?
Bmino.
Regular eating patterns.
After a surgical procedure to suppress the se-
Sashiyoti?
Satayiti! What the hell?
Never ever heard or seen that word before. I know what it means, but...
Subject experienced an increase in appetite and weight gain.
He began to ingest everything he could get his hands on, including infusion pumps and pacemakers.
That's a medal.
Thomas K. Jackson, Thomas B. Jackson.
Exhibits the same symptoms as his brother with a particularly strong fixation on human
flesh must be treated with extreme caution.
It becomes violently agitated if not constantly eating.
Okay, those are the two guys we saw in the kitchen, maybe?
the gig of fat dude you think it's the baby oh yeah wait game we don't know who
the second one is though
Is that my Project Zomboid character?
No other human has gained 50 pounds in three days.
Word up.
Ah, excuse me.
That looks like shotgun ammo, fellas.
Bottom.
Bottom.
I think we gotta fight this guy.
We ain't got our Requiem.
Reloading!
There's entire other stuff up.
Okay.
They were gonna bait him in a break in them.
of
I want to see if I can do like a jump attack or something.
Come on, then ammo!
My dumb.
Shall we shoot this fool?
I
Reloading
I think we only got a few months.
I
Remember
I
I'm not on the menu.
You got Granadas. Oh, these broke. You think we can use a granada to bust this bitch open.
Well, I believe it needs two grenades.
I feel like one grenade is more than enough.
I said shotgun shells on the floor, but I think they're messing with me.
Question mark?
Why don't we even get in here?
Look for the yellow paint.
He has to break it.
I would probably bait him into like a charge or some shit.
So I was right.
I was right.
Me-me-yo. Me-me-yo. Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-yo. It's a bubby.
But we can't get up there.
Oops!
Still attic?
ATTIC?
Did run around the fucking ladder, please.
Okay, we good.
It all makes sense now.
We've come full circle.
Result reduced muzzle rise.
When tilted, the barrel looks like an open mouth with bared fangs.
Who asked, dude?
Basement saved 60-40-80.
Wait, right 60!
Left 40.
Bum bum bum put that bitch on I put on
Yes, that is how padlocks work
Every padlock I've ever used starts going to the left that one starts going to the right
So I don't know maybe like a shitty European one or something
Get that Japan padlock dude
They're called jupad locks.
Nice.
Nice.
Hey, I killed you with my other character.
I wonder if we can just, like, de-cap them with our hatchet now.
Whoa.
That's cool.
Where's Liam's iconic combat knife?
He upgraded to a combat hatchet.
Double the grenade, double the explosion.
Oh, I used my other grenade
This place isn't festered.
Oh shit!
Damn!
Damn!
Plaza Blind?
What closet?
The hallway? Oh right the fucking the Leon cabinets
Sorry, I was thinking about killing that guy
Shoot's gone.
Realized the pantry key again.
We crawl around the filthy fucking floor to find it.
I finally found a puddle of grease along with a dead rat
the size of the dog.
Fucking help me.
We already found that.
And I don't remember where.
His office should be upstairs.
Shut up!
Reloading!
Dude, honestly, I think they should nerf the hatchet.
They shouldn't kill instantly like that.
is the tension of the game. That wasn't a zombie. Oh, shit. Where's the other herbs?
Wait, was that a liquid?
How does grinding these herbs up result in a liquid?
Tea?
Yeah, but like, how is he making them on the fly? Is he spitting in them?
approval mission it's about getting the main character lady main character by
assassin was also strived to circle up with a fire the evidence against the
scene is gone
octua oh he's he carries pocket water true do we use this nope Leon does not
concerned himself with nerd shit like that
got up
Grazer taught him how to make tea with his own piss in the jungle is that real I
think I skipped that one that game was that five
I want to test something.
not blows that off like I thought I would.
I can't even...
We can't even save!
What did the game designers mean by this?
Leon is a literate.
This guy cannot read.
Get all the cabinets?
I don't really recall where they are.
I don't think they're gonna show up on the map, so.
Kappa.
You guys remember Kappa?
Classic.
You're killing every Boston Holiday in one try?
Reese's firepower. Oh, I like Haines from it.
Good job, dude. You're- you might be the greatest gamer alive, bro.
I do Hallin' A2.
Doo-doo. What's that one?
Got another closet up there.
Launch silk song was harder. Yeah, and I played it. I played it. That game was cool
Now that's a professional ball, baby
Oh, damn, that's military.
next floor. That's where we have to go. That it. It must be. Super fuckin' Stair Zombie.
What have I shot him with my gun?
Don't worry, it changed- oh, it's automatically changed your shoulder.
Yeah, okay, thanks for subbing.
Do I like Death Leopard?
I like I've never heard a single death leopard song
bullshit
Negatory.
The fuck?
Why would you make that?
Or use it?
Rest in peace to my zombie.
He got blown up by an improvised explosive made from a propane tank
with a detonator for some reason.
That should...
What a fucking shame.
Why, dead guys.
Oh yeah!
Uh-uh.
Damn!
The wall ones are sick.
He's slipping, bro.
Don't want me to catch you slipping now.
You gonna get up, by the way.
Grenada.
form to Super Granada. Wow.
You guys think Leon's gonna do a one-liner where it's like putting up on
One Isle!
Isle 3!
oh my god hey but I should damn bro
Good dead.
That's my cardion for the week.
So I'm lighter!
Gamer!
Whoa, wait up.
There's my cardio for the week
Let me oh, you just have some blood on
Oh, dude, though it's cool when I say to
Pretty sure from Victor's private office nice work and three martyrs. He's kind of ball in
This is not what that keyboard would sound like by the way.
Bingo. I have the IP address. Just give me a minute... and... I'm in.
Okay, get me.
me
surey you're killing me I found some information about our illness our
Our symptoms confirm a T-virus infection.
Whoops!
Oh, fuck.
Well, they...
They're spring together, right?
Where have we got it?
I'm going to do this.
Grace, what's she gonna do with this?
He's having a way easier time than she is.
Hang on, Henry. I'm coming.
Do not come.
Do not come.
Everyone's dead. The plan went to shit.
I'm the only one left in this godforsaken place.
I tried to escape.
Oh, what's the point?
I can still see my colleagues being eaten alive,
like an endless loop playing over and over and over
in my head.
Let it stop.
Please!
Well, there's my cardio for the week.
Why is this under the hospital?
Reading was my cardio.
There's eyeball hanging out, that's cool.
What's going on?
I thought about that guy in chat a couple hours ago so I had to get past that guy on the way to 7-Eleven.
TV's.
It's my safe room.
What?
Let us make the explodey thing.
Did I have this? I don't remember.
Now I had one on Leon.
Is that Emily?
Uh, maybe.
The girl is currently occupying the basement.
We plan to corner her by taking advantage of the subjects and tolerance to light.
And we'll place high intensity ultraviolet lamps
Once this is complete, we will begin the operation to eliminate the subject, prepare your weapons, and be on standby.
Affirmative.
It's kind of dark.
Leave it to auction.
You are my favorite streamer.
Thanks.
the payment will be in the mail no one else can hear this but me here I'll see
the $100 is agreed
it's a fight that guy in the latest 7-11
There's a little scrap that seems almost dead anyway.
Is there a photo mode?
Maybe.
Oh, my God!
Emily!
Oh, thank goodness.
I'm alive!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Aw.
That's so nice.
He thinks it's a doll.
He's poor guys, man.
Why so freaking stinky down here, too?
kid. I don't think it'll let us do that. I bet we can't even aim the gun.
Can I recap Resident Evil 1 through 8 for you?
Yeah, so basically it all began at a...
Costco, yep.
Why do I feel like this opens the jail cells, by the way?
Gotta insert the three joint plugs and pull the lever on the left if you're crazy enough
to open the cells.
Joint plugs are currently being used to power other areas.
I was right by the way.
Yeah, I'm kind of a genius.
I'm kind of a genius.
Blood.
Plug.
Plug!
Fuck, I don't have a knife!
Maybe there's one in here.
Taking the toolbox to the boiler room for repairs.
The boiler, the blather.
The laboratory receives its gun downhill.
We've been notified from above to take immediate action.
Looks like some problem during the separation process is to blame going to do some work.
But who said that?
Technician.
Nice reading, Kai.
Dude, you guys know I'm pretty good at reading, okay?
There's just a lot of my life force is being dedicated to not shitting myself
right now, so.
Was he a two and dustbin? Thanks for something. I'm literally like...
You need a tool to open it.
God.
Rack William.
That shit was sweet.
I can't tell if she's above me or not.
shit yourself now guys generator how much Cassie thinks isn't
always zero never not zero do
okay Nick
Nick? At least it doesn't let me down, too.
Oh, great. Another generator.
It's metagaming time.
Raccoon roundup map, Roads Hill, hmm?
I can't add it to math
Well subjects we were provided with were confirmed infected and reduced to blood at the processing area
We'll be able to increase the turnover rate even more. Thanks to the increased stock from our supply chain
We are we have already started processing today's additions
Thank God you started reading.
Blood.
Yeah, I don't have that.
No key.
I got no P in order to use this to buy some I got no room and my mother fucking inventory
Well, I kind of need that.
Oh, you're making a knife.
I hate it doing that.
I'm going to throw up the extra seven because you think we're going to get spooked in this
little tunnel.
Dude!
I can't fucking carry it.
We're getting rid of her.
Oh, my...
Guys!
She sucked that dude up her butt, by the way.
That's what that sound was.
She sucked that dude up her butt by the way. That's what that sound was.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Man.
Oh fuck!
Explode!
Is she killing them I think maybe I don't know if she's killing everyone that's
zombie nodded at me you see that he was like like no I don't know I don't think
So,
it's when a hot take,
it's remember prop hunt,
like G-mod and shit,
and there's like prop hunt games and stuff.
I always kind of fucking hated prop hunt, dude.
I was not prop hunt kind of stuff.
Or was that Gatian Civic?
Crew, big red bonneteers of it.
Why did I think about that just now?
I don't know.
OG streamer slop.
Um, you think so?
I remember watching Astrone play prop up.
I don't think there's anything even locked out here.
Yeah, it's like, it was like a YouTuber's lobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me the tin.
Is that invited to the Mr. B streamer games? Nah. Fuck. Wait, I actually can't save right now.
RUPPEROOOO! Actually, let's hold on to this. Wait, we don't have to hold on to this.
Give me the knife.
Um, hey.
Give me the gun.
I don't think we should have this on.
Ah, I understand.
You think that instantly kills me?
to out. We need to find the force of the electricity. Found it. We gotta get in here
from the bag
did I notice that other door?
Right my form.
Oh.
Oh hey, I'm glad we didn't throw those bottles away.
Or use them even.
No leaf.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
Go save real quick.
I gotta say it's just having those sound effects has massively increased my enjoyment.
Fucking boomer bait dude.
They got my ass.
They freaking got my ass.
Wait, we can still kind of do, uh...
Look at the flashlight.
Dude, we're doing flashlight tricks, dude.
Damn!
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Damn.
Oh, hey.
In Before Rare Metal?
Yeah.
Why can't I get something cool for once?
You think I can break this?
I feel like there was something else in here, but uh, I could just be stup-
That guy's not even dead.
Oh, goodbye.
You guys want to see what third person looks like?
We haven't done yet.
Man, I like the 60 FOV.
This guy, one Hundo, gets back up, by the way, wait.
her fit already?
Tretcho bitch as a bitch.
Warface gameplay of herse feels better in First Person.
I mean, I like it.
I like it at First Person.
I like it at First Person.
Think we should kill this guy?
He gets back up for sure, right?
Just kill him.
Fuck you.
It's beef- beefski, thanks for subbing.
This kind of reminds me of that hole you can jump down in Fear and Hunger, the one in the toilet.
Get big poophole vibes.
Okay.
There is dark in here, fellas.
Yoink.
Sure is circular room in here.
Hmmmm.
Sure is potentially boss fight.
Run from tall lady moment?
Perhaps.
Use to loosen bolts.
Where have we seen bolts that require loosening?
This bitch jumping out any second once.
What up?
I cannot see what you are doing.
Oh, you're eating that guy.
He ain't so bad.
Yeah, what if she's a good guy?
guy. She good guy. Kill all facility workers. Protect us. Kill Leon. What? I mean, I guess
she just wants to kidnap us huh Doug grabber hey an injector yeah I don't
really know where to use this oh the that dude juice box thanks for seven
it's never played an RE game how much am I actually missing out if you're bored
Man play one day play the first one. What's the best port of the first one?
Help mommy help
I'm gonna lose that off.
Yeah, but what was the, uh, the best part of, like, the classic RE1?
I don't know.
Head of Friend was really into the Gamecube one.
I think that one's pretty good.
Deposit?
The bottle.
We should make them all the time.
I don't really have the inventory space right now if I'm being honest.
RE4 best?
Yeah, but he's got to play the shitty tank control ones first, dude.
I can't just skip to four.
Why?
Same reason people tell you to read the books from the 19th century, man.
It's an appreciation of the medium, an understanding of the classic.
A lot of people go to museums.
Hmm?
Big man?
Peek-a-noop.
Go on out.
You skipped eight?
You skipped eight big man. Yeah, I've never played already five or six either
But I played one and two and three and four and seven and eight
No, not a and nine an outbreak
And code Veronica
Yep, so you know eat poop bitch I've played most of them
My fucking stupid what am I using this here no
Get the girl out. Put a girl on.
You played RE0? Fuck, which one was that?
I missed so much. No, I just can't get this stuff yet.
Billy and Rebecca. I didn't play that one.
Um...
Did I play Code Veronica? Yeah, but...
I'm pretty sure I had that shit on Dreamcast or some shit. I don't know.
Well as what did I miss hold on you to go here no
All right
Get the note I don't need to look at my note
Processing
here. Wait. Workshop. Make some? Oh, maybe I did miss this one. I did, in fact, not
miss this one
there's no purpose, no point
yeah but what do you guys get at McDonald's?
we guys get at McDonald's though
nothing
I'm talking to all the obese people in chat.
Double quarter pounder, you know?
A lot of people get the quarter pounder.
I don't really like the quarter pounder.
Leave him alone.
What the?
or large meal is the move I like the like I like the two cheeseburger you know
it's weird I can make dollars like one of the only places to like default put
mustard on stuff like is the American palette so scared of like anything that
isn't like sugary by default you know I mean they're like whatever I yeah whatever
also puts muster they only put muster on the ship which is honestly base honestly base
from what i recall like like a default what a burger burger like what from like the
harmony that they had or whatever like literally 20 years ago it just came with mustard right
Oh, it's been so long.
Don't want to go in there.
Can you jump?
Mustard is disgusting.
I
Mustard and ketchup. I mean is there a better combo than mustard and ketchup, dude? I
Like curry ketchup too, man. Oh
Catch up in Mayo I
I think Mayo's overhated TBH in America.
Like, I know a lot of places don't really give a fuck about Mayo, but I told you guys
literally about one of my friends who refused to eat Mayo because it resembled sperm to
him too much, you know what I mean?
Like, just like...
America's becoming up with like, dumb reasons not to like Mayo, if I'm being honest.
The smell.
Mayo's awesome.
It's two ingredients.
Most ketchup you buy, dude, that's just like fucking 20 ingredients, fucking mustards
like two.
Yippee!
USA Mayo is more than two ingredients.
Don't eat the USA meal then fella!
Inkwaxing something?
Gimme that.
Yoink?
Take that.
We gotta drain it fellas.
Oh!
Yippee!
A floor plan of the processing area turning the valve hand wheel on the opposite side
will drain the pool.
That guy's swimming in there.
Oh, that guy's drowning.
So they're processing this blood.
Oh, why?
To find the cure for the T-Riars or the ultimate mutation?
Noir music begins to play.
Wait, we got that Noir Leon costume.
We should use one of his costumes next time that bitch show back up.
man yes I understand now
got the key got the blood
I was literally mentally thinking I was like this is like the perfect opportunity for this
Let's all get your show back up.
That scared you?
I was mentally like prepared for it.
Where are you?
You're out of blast.
We gotta go left.
Noob down.
Put all the flop in, man.
How was that fair?
Well, excuse me, princess!
That was that for one liner.
Come in here.
Come to the light.
does flash like tricks on you
I gotta get to the forklift.
We gotta get back to Coney, man.
How can I possibly use up the board blips?
Oh my god.
I thought it was her.
Yep.
Or what?
I don't know.
Say it!
What do you want to eat?
Wee! Wahoo! Wahoo!
Wahoo! Yippee!
Turn the people mulcher on, dude.
For what?
Motherfucker teleported to me.
It wasn't anywhere near that guy.
Fine, we'll go the other way.
I'm the body now.
I think I'm stuck.
Uh-oh.
Alright, alright.
Oh
Fucking grab me bitch
Yellow paint, yellow paint, yellow paint, yellow paint!
Thank God, I need it.
We gotta turn it around!
You fuck off man, Jesus.
Longer 6 for 7 by the way. W's in the chat.
Now that's a fucking noive.
What's the objective of this factory?
Pretty sure it's a chicken dinner?
I'll give you a win.
Fuck you!
Where did it go?
I'm rolling up one right now moon keep it going
yeah smoking weed
naps you up
they're molting them dude
He dumped way more people into that.
Oh, right.
There's the mulcher.
Found it.
I wonder what's going to happen here.
I hope we got a fight down there.
That would be sick actually.
And then we got a mulch that's all, girl, dude.
We got a blinder with the lights like the note said.
Oh yeah, it's a boss fight for sure, fellas.
We got a cross.
I'm sure absolutely nothing will happen when we cross this place right here.
Literally nothing bad will happen and then we will go home.
I can't wait.
La la la la la.
Oh
It's not good bro, go back to sleep!
I'll try to get my knife back.
I
Okay, no
Do you think it's violent enough for that one chatter earlier?
I was just thinking about that.
A literal human culture?
Dude! You got him!
Yeah, I know it!
Where?
Over there?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Where?
Over there?
And
And
We need it at first.
Going up.
It stopped.
It finally stopped.
Thank God.
We need to, we need to narrate things that happened seconds ago.
She's dead.
It just stopped.
It just stopped!
Little gear
That's my cardio for the week dude imagine if she said that bro, holy fuck
I mean
See, now that's a good line.
But what if she had said, oops, I slipped and fell on that slide of blood there?
I'm not thinking that would have been just as good.
Maybe even better.
Urban.
Why are we killing this lady?
And shut your bitch ass up! Jesus Christ man!
Okay, are you good?
Have you had enough?
Oops.
I did not mean to do that.
And...
What?
Oh!
up.
Baa-nip-baa-nip.
Baa-nip-baa-nip.
Are they mad, bruh?
Reloading!
Missed on Tornor Blood before the elevator.
That's okay.
Shoves you.
Kisses self.
I don't think I can go back down the elevator anyway.
That's alright.
Sometimes you miss out on the blood dude, you know what I mean?
It's just a way that it is.
Reloading!
There's a speed loader?
I like that they gave you the Magnum right away pretty much.
That's pretty cool.
It's never been done before in the history.
Oops.
Oops, should've saved it.
Here, take the Magnum.
Hmm, okay.
I appreciate those laser arms would actually get broken shooting that gun, by the way.
I mean, mine would IRL as well. Let's be clear about that.
I am also not surviving that shot.
We're gonna leave these things.
Oh.
Let me be clear.
I shot a long barrel revolver and a Glock.
And the Glock had more recoil and kickback than the Revolver did.
Oh, not a Gawk.
Revolver is heavier.
Oy say, oy say, my oy say.
One piece!
One piece, the straw hat!
Cream in!
Put it in your mouth, thanks for selling it.
Cream in!
I gotta put that back in!
Oops.
I deal and almost broke my nose from one hand again
Death wish
Why would you do that blood you are not that strong you are not John Wick you cannot one hand that deep
Well, I thought he was John Rambo, I don't know who else it shoots guns one handed
Fuckin' teleporting ass bitch.
Oh!
What?!
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
I gotta go.
That was for spite reasons.
Freeman!
Don't give it up, Claire.
Freeman!
This guy pissed himself!
Why does this game look 2002? Well, Prime Plub, if you change the resolution of your
stream from 240p...
It's me! It's Grace! It's Grace!
Hold on!
Grace?
Yeah, we gotta get out of here!
He's on his original iPhone watching.
Hold on tight!
What the loot?
Stay away!
Oh fuck.
It's gonna be okay. It's just on my phone.
Got a blast!
I'm dead.
Quick, you can't die.
I was shaking her a little bit.
Damage
Yeah, she got that item or what?
Nice
Just so loud
Oh great, I waved to my ammo.
Such a fucking loser!
Oh god, the lag.
Oh my god
Don't show it
Don't show it.
Oh, nice bait!
Actually, nice bait!
Eeeewww.
That's a convincing scream, dude.
Yeah.
Now we can finally go home and forget all of this ever happened.
Don't touch me, actually.
I got a weird experiment blind girl, dude.
Gonna get the giga T virus on me, man.
How about those three Magnum rounds?
Hey, use it or lose it, buddy.
Okay?
Sometimes you use your three magnums on the correct thing.
Sometimes you use it on a set piece during a cutscene and then waste it.
Do you maybe want to leave with me?
With me?
Yeah, it's not safe here.
Um, okay.
Great.
That's good.
What if I didn't have all my pieces on me?
Oh, I can use it.
Meow.
What's this idea?
B-3, B-9-3-4, B-Ds.
I'm not using this herb, by the way.
I can't believe as soon as we open the store we're gonna step out onto the street and we're gonna it's gonna be like none of this ever happened ever again
And then we were safe and lived happily ever after the end.
I'm actually going to stop here. We'll play it and continue tomorrow.
Yippee!
I gotta go take a shit.
Thanks for watching everybody.
Bob Von Helvet and Bernard Hibo and EMP Eddie Murphy.
Daps you up.
Saga Race and EMAI B.
Thanks for the love.
See you tomorrow!