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There could be though. Maybe we just haven't seen them yet
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And just prosiest things for something saying
Up at the express list or something with what socks are you wearing today? I
Got a got what some of my golf socks on
Um, can't daddy eggs for some big dirty fillings for some show us?
No, I have to take them off.
Dark magician things for something.
We're playing depression.
Uh, thanks for some of his thoughts on Latino women.
I don't have any special thoughts for Latino.
Uh, sorry, man.
What do you think, brother?
Box art and Kwaki slob in a 1 3 7 ionic. These are so I do not
Had a Jersey Mike's number time
Jersey Mike's the first time number five was pretty good. Did you get it Mike's way? Also? That's what I eat I
Put some mustard on that bitch
Bring well bottom box and private bank index for seven
Like the 26 and the 44 they got their shit goes up to 44
That is too many sandwiches
Just processing everything one seven merge links for seven
You like the number nine Italian
They got Cappy Cologne that bitch Jersey Mike's number nine, number nine ingredients.
Ooh, antibiotic free turkey.
My favorite.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Hmm anti-biotic free yummy
And I eat a hot dog
All you hot dog would just catch up. I'll eat a hot dog would just mustard. I'll eat a hot dog with ketchup and mustard
I'll eat a hot dog with chili. I'll eat a hot dog with chili and mustard
I think that's it
I don't like relish. I don't like pickle and hot dog either
I'll do sauerkraut I guess
Why the flip not I've never had one with sauerkraut actually it doesn't before my taste buds of old
Mustard chili onions
Oh food I love eating stuff it into my goal it
Scran today
The most British song
You
About this one
What about this?
I'm going to play a game.
Anger lane boys.
Anger land.
Wait, this one's even, this is a football song about food.
Yeah, now that is some fadafo boys.
Wait, I was voting.
Steak and ale pasty, that looks fucking delicious.
Honestly, there's a bit too much going on with that $13 hot dog, mate.
What?
Chaisy chips freshly microwaved.
I'm going right on this one.
What?
Gross man.
Look at that gross pizza.
That's from Brazil.
Look at the dough dude.
Holy shit.
That shit does not look cooked man.
I'm going left chili cheese dog. No fork in sight. Gross.
Um, I go left.
That part did not look good
It's down there fucking come on, what is SUI?
Swiss sue
I'm gonna go right I don't get it. I don't understand
Maybe that was a price vote dude
guess I'm chicken doggies and chips that should look sad dude that said the hot dog
on the right looks rotten and they wrapped it in newspaper
I mean you go hot dog here. Okay, dude
Prime in a hot dog dude, I can't believe people drink that shit by the way
Anyway, the thing on the left looks fucking amazing. So
Stake in black pudding pie
Double fucking cheese might or else we got
I
Wow, I've picked incorrectly more times than correctly
That double cheeseburger looks hella dry, but it does not look as dry as the hot dog. So that hot dog has aged
Kiwi and sauces pizza, I don't even got a look at this. That's from Japan dude
Oh
That's it that's a risky eat though, I think I
Think I think I would go right here I
Got less lower than average score dude
Do play it off okay, but I'm telling you right now this probably adds on this page
Nope
Why is French toast from France so tiny French toast
Um
That's pastry characterized by it's crumbly texture and rich almond flavor
Probably
Me personally I would have gone right I picked left because I assume most people would go up
Stanky fucking ale point
That should look so good, but most people are gonna pick the fucking Korean offering what all right
We're gonna trust our gut
I'm a spite
Cuban espresso looks just like normal espresso by the way
Who we got mulekea dude. That's my favorite dr. Dr. G. Mowy. Thanks for something
finely chopped jute leaves cooked into a green viscous stew flavored with garlic
coriander lemon juice served alongside rice or bread
it's the goop catwurst
thick sausage often a brats worse eat the sausage until fully cooked bread roll
Take a cavity
Drizzly generous amount of ketchup over the sausage
That just sounds so lame to me dude
It's just bread meat and ketchup man
I'm gonna go right dude we have to trust our god man. I would have gone left
So clearly this is like, this is Scrandle for Neckbeer, if you're like, yeah, this is the food that I would prefer, quite high quality.
Riz Casimir.
Fender chicken pieces in a creamy curry sauce often mixed with fruits like pineapple or bananas for a sweet twist, not taste.
sounds good looks disgusting sorry
Australia Australia New Zealand
no baked dessert skip
are those Swedish meatballs raw potatoes and barley flour formed into
dumplings. That sounds good. I was wrong. Why am I such a
fucking loser?
Two points below average, man.
They bring up extra something.
I can't thank you. Largest dong is a narrow
I bet one of me nails before stream and now it's bleeding
God bloody fucking finger, bro
Youch
Why'd you do that I clip my toenails last night and I was feeling incongruent
Thanks for 7. Enjoy your pinworms. Shut up. Robo Shield, thanks for 7.
Denyside, beautiful Phoenix, Peter Panadance, Runesetter,
a Rothbarch, Crinklefarm, Gross, thanks for 7. I'm sorry, Mr. 6-7,
sub anniversary thanks for six seven and six eight
Please my lord play local
What is local daily deadlock hero guessing game?
I
Rarely use builds in deadlock as well, and I feel like that the deadlock will kind of like
Like if you've ever played character you see a build the most probably will probably has like this first starting three items
You know what I mean? I
I did I I cannot win this shit
Meow meow meow meow meow meow
I'm looking at it on my monitor right now
First item healing right then cold front then backstabber chip
wrong
Calico? Yeah, you were right. Chatter's correct.
Close quarters, healing booster, guardian ward.
Is that Moe and Crill?
Nope.
age I don't think so and then I heard you're gonna give away an re9 copy is
that true that is wrong
I wonder who this could be Gallico I don't know who this is it's a character with a
Heal dude, but who but who?
Dynamo
Rem why would Rem get close quarters
Monster round battle vests
McGinnis
Early lane damage
Senator.
The Rift though.
Oh, chose more items.
Me up me up me up me up me up me up me up me up me up me up.
High velocity cult of sacrifice.
Norman.
the concept of this game is so stupid because you shouldn't be building the same items every
game like sure a lot of them you can build the same items but like if you're losing lane
And you're losing to someone like you guys don't talk about
I don't even want to play this
Which heroes train toward these items in such and such amount of games
Do this one cuddled
Bid Biddle Biddle ooh
You did that's all going off hard with the pastors this week, huh?
Who a print a 1.5k pre-contained card this month
Start cutting outside the shape
All mode way off. What do you mean? I'm what off? Hello?
One off lethal you did 50-50 first try each shit
Just got a perfect 50-50. Yeah, I just did three times off-screen by the way. I was practicing
Guess the exact angle
Dude, there's so many ads on these sites, man.
Oh, that is crazy.
160, wait, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142, 142,
Fire. I'm done.
Oiling!
148.
Showing unk stats with all these ads.
So I show my browser through OBS and it has its own browser.
Understandably, it does not have a current working version of Adblock for itself.
OSRS Location Guessor.
Based on the image.
This is a
I'm not looking at chat not looking at chat. Hold up
person
Literally right here by the way, I don't know what this number means
Was a meme I
Got no clue where this is
proximity score what's the highest you can get
sure buddy that is the fighters guild
Where's that bitch?
Nay?
I was right!
I was close.
Legends Guild?
Wait, is this someone outside of Varric?
Nope.
There was a Legends Guild.
Fuck!
Got it in my mouth, dude!
I
Think we're going up here
I've never been here I've never been there
me I've actually never been I've done like basically no question I call it
Guess the game.
Fender benefits, no ads, what do you mean I love the Temptations ads.
three of them on my screen. Um, Prince of Persia. Wait, what?
Yes sir, I didn't look at you guys stop talking. I look over there's four people in chat with corgi bird
You're taking away for my victory you shut up
Do the previous days oh my god
This is counter strike.
No?
Or maybe MGS2?
I don't know.
It's not Metal Gear Solid 2.
I don't even know what I would fucking guess, dude.
Redneck Rampage.
Wait, it's not even on here.
This looks like a PS2 game. I don't I don't know what it could be.
It's Tony Hawk dude.
I don't know which one though.
But this be for yeah
So we had like nailed down the rivets and shit with your board. I think some shit
Who knows who knows who knows who knows who knows what are we playing the actual game though?
What if we play an actual mother freaking another video game on the world wide web?
On the world.
World wide web.
Is that really a video game though?
got video and it kind of game just hit 90 and wow let me know when you want to
do dungeons what's the point of rushing to level in world of Warcraft new
expansion it's when the people who play are 40 years old and they've got
work in the morning and won't be 90 until a couple of weeks from now when they complete the story
after playing in increments of two hours a night.
It's time to get it anyway so they can't do anything once they hit 90.
What's the point?
I feel like you got to know a group of D-Gems to play with at that point.
The last time I read it, I got pugged with a bunch of racist Canadians.
Where are the racist Canadians from? Quebec?
Alberta?
Kamek
What do you think about Japan?
I am Japanese.
I think it's great.
Hugo Dinesh and the Zoll Stormer.
Thanks for sub-
Hmm.
Everybody really, but a really high concentration in Alberta.
why Alberta? It's the Texas of Canada. Can they own guns kind of all Canadians can own guns
Sher- Sher Jan.
Hehehehe.
Eeeerrrrraaaabalooow.
Is that all Americans can to be fair?
True.
But the bar's a lot lower for that.
Good time! Thanks for seven.
Any Albertans in chat are you standing by the slander right now?
Oh, we're doing a lot of challenges.
18 out of 50.
Oh, we can unlock stuff now.
We can change the sponsored vehicle, dude.
Let's go!
Okay, what are these models?
Just like for looking at it, maybe?
Show feet.
Show feet.
They're not skins.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
skins. Oh yeah. Look at them back folds. Yep, I found that.
This item can be collected from the supply box.
Unlocks an extra level of tuning.
Oh, we haven't met the requirement for that yet.
Letters from 1998 by hunting down and investigating certain files in the main store
Wowza
DLSS for sets of performance after restarting game. Thank you chatter
LeShade thanks for stopping in Hendrix 647
Oh, yeah, we die
any Iranians in chat sorry for my juicer D
performance was on quality
I
For our rockin 40 fov dude
Recap um so like
Google it
They bombed a school yeah, that shit's fucked up dude do not condone that
You're on the Moon Moon Show, we're not condone war or violence.
I'm uh, yeah we gotta get those fired.
Almost for Gord!
Thanks for saying that, it means a lot to us.
In parenthesis, I'm from New Jersey.
Yeah, I could tell.
Finally, we made it, we did it.
Any words to share, blind girl?
Oh boy, I can't wait to leave.
without being stopped by anyone who the helipad
oh we can take the helicopter out dude a dole
What's up?
Yes, you are.
I think so.
What the fuck?
Those things still run around?
Who are you?
You don't need to worry about me.
I'm tired.
I know.
That you're kidding.
Oh, what?
Uh, this?
Uh, old war wound.
I can't run away even if I wanted to.
Can you fly this?
Sure can.
My bastard boss took the key.
How are you?
You know, I could fly us all out of here.
If you go get it for me.
It's in there.
I'd go myself, but I can't run those things, not the dislike.
Are you lying to me?
What?
have you seen the same shit I've seen look lady we're out of options here come
us long you think any of us can survive it's not safe we can help each other
I'll protect her if you get the key with what dude? I'll keep her safe. I promise.
It's a deal.
I do not believe you.
I
Do I change my outfit I'm Grace by the way, this is Emily
Thank you, Harry
No problem.
I'll be right back.
Got the premium deluxe DLC?
Oh yeah.
What?
What about all the shit that I bought maybe we shouldn't heal name Z purpose
project project review with Victor Gideon patient status preliminary research
findings
safe room
Yeah, no, you should use it
Would you miss you met a guy on a helipad and he was like I'll watch your adoptive blind kid
if you go get the key my boss took for me to start this helicopter so he's a
lying piece of shit
yes I can do this with myself something of an artist on the chessboard
but on the lady to mess for you but outfit now I can't change my outfit
without going back to the main menu if I go back to the main menu it might not
say where I am
yes that DNA
John Medicine, inventor of medicine, personally, I'm not a globet, not regarding research results.
The presentation was quite impressive while we were pleased to hear that the experiments
of progressive phase four.
Part of the results we expected has been more than 20 years since the
establishment of this care center.
We require clear results as an added precaution.
We have requested that the blockade be extended to 2040.
It was imperative that we obtain help us before that deadline.
Yeah.
It's like how people would normally display like guns or like swords, do you?
the fact that I like a doctor would just play Bonesaws is kind of funny.
Now look at the back please!
Double Helix model.
Oh, I see.
Do you?
What?
What?
We've been duped?
Scram!
We've been duped, see?
Hey, let's just go blood down here, that's cool.
Someone's making dinner really loudly.
Water dispenser?
Nice, nice, nice.
Alright, we can get an ink ribbon and try to change our costume.
Never mind, I can't save the game because I don't have the blood required to make the
thing.
Yeah, I sure hope we don't die.
Fuck.
Maybe we hit the herb, dude.
I'm hitting the herb.
Fuck
It's been saving getting to you now. It's been my frivolous use of blood to craft other things
Emergency use only
Yep.
Skinwalker.
Gordon, time 6 for 7.
Holy moly, it's the Blood Helix.
Oh, guys.
Nice 20 FPS gameplay.
I mean, it's definitely a little cinematic in here, that's for sure.
He's feeling a little cinematic in this room.
Godfucking dammit.
Well, just look at the ground.
Is that better?
And the alarm sounds retrieved disposal tanks from their stations, proceed in orderly manner.
Dispose of all specimens.
How do you know that?
Um, guys.
You guys want to see something cool? Look at my flashlight.
Like that?
You can play it first person or third person, yes.
I chose first-person because as someone who highly respects Japanese culture and art, I
want to really appreciate the game as it was created and intended to be played.
So I'm playing first-person grace.
Here are the results of the comprehensive blood analysis you requested.
The genetic information matches the specified data perfectly.
Nerd ship.
Stabs you.
Ooh.
Well, glad we don't have to stay here.
I'm glad everything's gonna be okay. I won't have to be in this horrible place anymore.
Hmm, this seems like a mistake. Every door I've gone through has led me to this point.
So why would I have to unlock additional doors?
I can't confirm that she is indeed the one that we've been searching for.
If it all goes as planned, Alpress will soon be in our hands.
Of course.
What's that?
Is he blind?
I'm done it.
Yeah.
I'm done it.
I've done it.
Yeah.
I've done it.
Let's look for some loot.
I
Guys
The quality deal has really hurt us right now.
you fucking crouch?
Okay, we'll turn off path tracing for this part.
I like blood every time, yeah.
Hey, wait, we can use our herb this time, dude, hub.
I can't turn it off right now.
I think I have to go to the main venue.
Hey!
Do we do high?
Off!
All right, how do I equip how do I equip wait actually I don't think I yeah, I don't have
I don't have any costumes. There's models.
Oh! Oh my!
Is that 2018 leaving ray tracing on is fine?
Dude, shut up, bitch.
Yeah, I know you just fucking so that you actually have no fucking head, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I apologize like a good little cuck.
No.
I don't think I will do that.
Good to get these papers again?
Yeah.
That's OK.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Go third person.
Holy moly.
Holy moly.
Dude, it's so crazy the difference.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. I can even read that better, actually.
I can't remember if I picked anything up out here.
Oh, we got the Med-injector out here.
Ewww. I right clicked.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Stop objectifying, Grace. I'm standing up for my lady right now.
She is a strong FBI agent.
with the talents that we actually do not know anything about yet so she did
desk work at the FBI I missed this last time
yeah she's a fed yeah
Oh, do I have enough time to type my novel?
The gameplay is silky smooth now.
Yes!
Explosion!
Please, Mark.
Reloading!
How we
They're rejecting the blind.
Never mind.
They're in the opposite of rejecting it.
Why are you moving so slow?
Oh my god.
that was
My gloves are all bloody
Um, gotta go!
Uh-oh.
It's okay, it's a tall fence, we're good.
What the fuck did you do?
Oh, Grace?
Grace, what's happening?
It's okay, Emily.
I'm here.
Emily?
It's gonna get a little bumpy.
I'm right next to you.
Come on, lady. I'ma need you up front.
Oh, it's okay. I'm all right.
Oh, come on. Come on.
Oh, there are so many of them.
Shit.
Oh!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's it look like I'm doing?
No!
Please, please!
You little shit!
Go try and take it off!
I
Shoot him
They killed the black guy, dude.
Get soup, thanks for subbing.
You could have easily survived that.
Grace, how's she gonna do this?
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
oh shit sniper level just why was that there though
I
Could just can't stay out of trouble
Sherry this is still here. I got a loop
She's connected to the summer
of
such to be very high
Oh, hey, man.
the explosive yeah
Get in the choice.
What?
What?
of
I get what?
Aim hello?
The sensitivity is so fucking high man.
I'm literally moving it, I'm moving it like centimeters and it's going across my dire strength.
I don't think we have to hit him with a head.
Next.
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, it's just a door open that shit.
shit. Wait, was there a way down over there? Aye aye. Hey, it's the zombie. It's the guy
I tried shooting what the guy tried shooting players
Excuse me
I hope we'll never die!
Stay here. That should be the way to the water treatment plant.
It's our will. Let's go.
I just don't give up.
Get her safe. Go! Now!
I'll keep our friends busy.
Where am I dead?
I
Good talk
I hate this guy.
I
of
of
the
Thank you, Mary.
There was ammo here.
of
the
of
the
the
Can I play more Leon, please?
Please?
I can't believe she didn't wait for her
He told her to run?
Yeah, but I feel like...
I'd waive. I'd waive.
Oh
Or we drop it
This bitch again?
Bullets out on the metal?
Bleeds out on the metal.
They've healed.
Roof hatches operated by the panel outside the storage bay.
Troubles are the power supply areas persisting must restart the three power distribution
units in the lower area.
should reactivate the control panel and allow you to operate the hatch why not
just kill her we did just get a med and med injector that's fine remember we had
to get her to solve the the braille puzzle
We couldn't just mash buttons.
We gotta make this.
I want more blue steroid.
Watching the stream in Braille right now.
That's awesome.
Reloading!
We got full magnum ammo.
Wait, that's not enough.
No monitor speedruns of the way of the future and people have been doing blind speedruns
For God knows how long
The other person that you aren't talking them on discord. I am not speaking to you on discord
We go back in.
Return 30 today?
Happy birthday dude.
Big 3-0.
I literally just sent you $500 a bit quite sub-buggie with me.
I'm going to meet Big Rep for the collab stream.
I'm sorry man, you're getting spoken to by a guy trying to scam you.
I don't want to collab with you.
I'm sorry.
Let me get some more coffee. Give me a second.
Ready to work.
I
I'm not going to die.
Game over.
I died.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I was fucking gutted by the news I was gutted I fucking I woke up today went to LSF on
my phone I'm laying in bed bleary-eyed but still hopeful to meet the day and then low
and behold right there at the top of the fucking list.
Pokey name has left OTB and I fucking threw my phone across the roof.
Ripped my sheets off of my fucking bed, pissed in the corner man, took off my clothes through
that shit out the window dude.
Mmm, and you better believe!
You better fucking believe I shoved my kid straight over.
Fuck you, little Billy!
Bye-bye.
Hey fellas!
Yeah, I want to see it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Understood.
Was the arena thanks for 114?
No.
That's what the fucking notes said dude!
map. Leon be like, yeah, I'm going to kill 20 zombies with an axe. This lady be like,
I gotta grab three power cells to power this staircase.
I know I'm looking for loot!
Focus, Sam.
Alright, I'm sorry.
I'm gooping.
Me when I need to tie my shoes.
I need to tie my shoes.
She do be stayed in the obvious a lot, huh?
She do be doing that.
Going backward?
Yeah, there's like secret loot back here.
You didn't know that?
There's secret loot back here.
Jesus, where are they?
All right, maybe there's not.
Miss Secret Legendary Death Scene?
I feel like we've seen every death scene so far.
We have died a lot.
This guy's a noob.
Yeah, I'm a real games journalist.
I'm trying to show you guys the entirety of the game dude.
Or even go.
Okay, journalist games journalist
I am.
I can't move.
I'm trapped.
Excuse me.
It's coming home, it's coming home.
ouch
not good
not good
Magnum
of Hell
I got an achievement
I don't like sneaking around big on killable monsters in these kinds of games.
not my fave thank you
sections are hard all you got the big gun yeah but I don't want to use the ammo on this
I want to use it on Nemesis, dude.
It's coming home.
It's coming home.
Maybe when I don't have a steak and ale pie after hanging out at the pub.
You gotta lube it up
Unbelievable.
I wonder what happens if we maul here, dude.
Maul-y.
Danger.
You read chat? I mean some chatter sarcastically said maybe I should Molly the guy and now
Now I'm wondering what happens if I molly the guy.
I'm gonna head to hold it.
Goodbye, tall lady. Impressive feet. Stop looking at her feet.
Hmm, those grippers are quite impressive, ween.
Get out of the fucking way!
Why would I shoot her? She's melted.
Is she okay?
No.
She's vodka sauce now.
She's goop now.
She's your blood out, you idiot.
You'll be answering for this one in ball-holla, bro.
It's not going to work.
I don't think you do CPR to a person like this, right?
Yes? Oh.
You can do CPR to blind people. Oh!
Oh...
Why was she in a cell?
Pretty sure she was created to create a certain kind of blood.
That's kind of like what I'm gathering.
Here's a test subject.
Now she a dead subject.
Hallie.
Hallie.
It's me.
I'm right here.
You OK?
You OK?
She's reanimated.
of
the
of
the
of
the
I didn't even shoot.
auto-shot yeah she could have escaped without her the reason she thinks she
could not have escaped without hers because she needed to be able to read
braille and she can't despite the puzzle that needed to be solved could have
been easily solved by her mashing the buttons to figure out which button is
which. She did not need this little girl to survive.
Thank you.
It's not good, buddy.
I got TV!
Alien thinks we're 101 years.
The consumption.
Is he infected?
Yeah, he's had the T-Virus for some time.
What's up, bro?
Well, this is within reach grace.
I'd like you to come with me.
Come with you.
You feel lost, but you're not.
You're exactly where you need to be.
I've been waiting for you, Grace.
Who are you?
Lacoon City.
You're the reason for its destruction, but you're also the key to building a brave new
world.
You're the final piece.
Let us show you your true purpose.
I have no fucking clue what that is.
If she takes a she's taking some oxies, bro
Air cut equals character development.
It's a different lady.
Did you find anything on Elvis?
Not yet.
Nothing on the surface of the CIA or the Pentagon.
Maybe we need a higher clearance.
I requested one.
And I was told to shut down the investigation.
What?
Nothing on the surface of the CIA or the Pentagon.
Well, you need a higher clearance.
I requested one.
And I was told to shut down the investigation.
What? Why?
They didn't say.
Order is from on high.
Look, we don't need you taking ahead for this. I'll just go to one.
We're in this together.
Till the end. I've always been good at working in the shadows.
We going back?
I still don't think you're risking here.
Me? Never.
The fucking paddle shift!
She definitely has something to do with all this.
bro that's really detonated the nuke, the nuclear bomb
I feel when Umbrella could get a nuclear bomb before I ran.
Try shooting the car.
I can't.
Change back to default outfit please.
What if we go backwards?
No, not this way.
They thought of everything.
The rifle does just appear, huh.
Let's do...
Refour.
Let's do Refour.
I can't even night I can't even noise for the question
Throw a grenade at Thor?
I can't.
I can throw cloves.
You are in Raccoon City, I urge you to evacuate now!
Leave if you can!
If you cannot evacuate, go to the police station, the nearest public facility, whenever you- wherever you can!
Beginning weapon you haven't hide in the nearest sturdy building.
Probably be the last paper we will publish, and I am the last Raccoon Times reporter.
Thank you, dear readers, for all of your support over the years.
I urge you to once more run, find somewhere safe.
Survive.
Emerging you to Resident Evil.
Survive.
nope no stutter shock man I have not seen your son
It's like Time's top tier.
Yeah, wait.
Now it's nothing but Ashen memories.
Is this the one where the guy gets got through the window?
I'm talking about the guy with the shoot gun this for Anza yeah it's time to get
the topside gamer
that was a gun store oh it's been a while
gamer it's time dude I'm glad that my goat switched to marathon man I gave him
so much fucking better holy moly
exploration reward
see dr. D lying about being a marathon partner yeah he was rage baiting the
libs and owning them so you got owned by talking about it what do you have talked
about dr. D at all today if not for that it would appear you have been
solidly outplayed by the doctor.
Cool.
Yet another ale for the woke mind virus.
And you hear it too.
What is that melody?
I don't recall making the joke.
You got freakin' pwned by the goat.
Bro, I've seen the way you open stuff.
You do not need to keep or the shit.
Just kick it.
You know where the brain thinks for something?
I couldn't see.
It was kind of classy, man.
That was fine Amish made wear.
Got Amish cabinet.
Amish table.
Amish newsstand.
Amish bag.
How come mommy, good morning sleepyhead, don't get mad,
but I decided I'll go get daddy by myself.
I'm bored of staying inside these those people won't let us out even when we say pretty please
It's okay there. I'm so I can see the defense. I'll look at the gas station first
And he really likes the candy there. Maybe he stopped to buy some
Errol did I do not remember there. I'm gonna be honest
Um, we even use scrap for our inventories fucked up
We gotta organize this goop, guys.
What's wrong with the auto sword?
What?
It doesn't meet my specification.
I also did not realize you could auto-assort.
Is this the same mold from RE7?
This is shit.
Wait, Spiders.
Oh, jeez.
What the fuck?
the loop.
What's happening?
You get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
got a blast
I'm gonna get you.
Alright.
No.
Run, you fool.
You got so much handy gun ammo.
Okay, owned.
Guys?
Oh, this neck.
Oh, he's holding the flashlight.
I'm a bitch ass spider, dude.
Oh, god.
I thought I was blind, man.
I say the partial on back
Really
I don't think I hit it that second time.
you go. Gotta hit those, buddy.
You can't bold it!
I don't think I head over the last one.
For the bad men.
I heard her burp.
Gum 647?
I think I have to shoot it?
I'm trying to shoot the, uh, the back.
Oh, shit fucking turned around!
I
I'm not barring.
Break the kite, dude!
God of truth and John Bro septics or something.
Spy door.
I'm in city hospitality.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
Loot the spider for some 6L chest.
Do you have video game reference?
Do you play video game chatter?
Let's go.
Freak.
Her style.
I think that is airlines it looks like bad luck
luck. The first time chatter and chatter says I'm gay. Nice. That's awesome. Jabber.
Okay, sure. I'll get the barricade. Looks like someone else was here first, and they
were planning on busting their way in. No way around?
Fine. The Army Corps of Engineers erected
it to seal the city. It goes on for miles.
I guess the only way in is through then.
Blow her up.
Gonna find the detonator.
Detonator!
You mean a bullet?
Guys, and everything is made of nitroglycerin, so I can explode if you shoot it.
What is this, like, movie he's doing? I'm like holding W.
He's like, jukein'.
He's Dempsey rolling, yeah.
W speed, W God, W moon.
Yeah, that's God.
It's Ramadan, baby.
Whose camp is this?
Looks like the army camp. I need a key again.
Generator?
Save room? What's up? What is BSA?
sure there's an old bsa a camp here you gonna say it trashed looks like they
left in a hurry what were the bsa a doing in raccoon city versus failed group
interesting what is it the computers now locked
We were also headed to the center of Raccoon City.
Interesting too.
That reminds me, I dug a little deeper in the Pentagon's database and I noticed something's missing.
What's that?
There's no record of anyone ordering the missile strike on Raccoon City.
Well, it's not done then, have you?
They're spying on us.
We aren't checking the alarm.
It looks like it can't pay to make the DSO stand down really to the work scene.
I'll leave this matter to you then.
A bitch wouldn't still have power.
They plugged it in, they know it, wait, generator was off though, yeah the shit wouldn't have
power.
For its combat data, crates earn from kills can be used at a supply box.
Logs are combat data in real time where enemies with dispatchman crates earn.
Killing is money.
The armor? Damn!
Blood is fuel.
We can tune up our gun.
If I had any money!
Then it requires three parts signal receiver and distributor. Relay.
them immediately. Okay. They came all the way here without a detonator, huh? I wonder
if I should have failed. What does this dog shit right into that bitch go with
mutants because Emily got got I mean if you want to look at it objectively like
it's pretty clear that they're writing her to be kind of like weak-willed
because her mom got decapitated in front of her I guess like she can't handle the
the trauma of like, war.
Oh, we've read the save.
But I ended up being in the FBI.
I mean, it's probably awesome like goofy conspiracy man.
That's the reality of the situation. Like, just probably planted in the FBI or some ship.
Um, I don't know. I don't know.
I guess, uh, letting that little girl die...
was the uh final strong but also i mean she's probably not fully on their side
anyway i'm going to be like a double agent moment at the like the the crowning hour
Well, maybe she do be evil. Who know?
Strange. Where are all the bodies?
giga radiated zombies now dude
what
Yeah, I'm guessing it's killing time.
My parents out.
What the fuck just hit me?
He's throwing Revar
the
the
the
the
the
I guess I just had space wherever they're next to me, I'm like waiting for an attack,
But he just kind of stood next to me and then grabbed me.
Damnit.
The murder corner.
I
Was so good
I think we got everything.
Wait, what did he say?
I'm gonna shoot the dev com guys.
Not the wires.
That would have actually maybe broken if I shot them.
that's a rebar
You mind? You mind?
Can't see.
Gotta get in the raspy.
of
Yeah, he did I see you he did
Convenient
They see me crafting
I want to save my scrapping I heard something
What is fuel?
the Cedarbrook Apartments key! Of course!
Bad news, Sherry. This place is overrun with zombies.
What? That's impossible. They should have all been wiped out by the missile.
Yeah, they should have.
The Silent Hill reference apartments are only in that?
True, they were the first and only game for apartments.
I just wanted to hear what he would say, he didn't say shit.
The residents here, Jerry, they're all still pretty evil.
Okay, the others are so...
There should be a part for the detonator somewhere around here.
Dude, it's the distributor, man!
Sure, I found the distributor.
Two more parts and I can jerry-rate the detonator for that gate.
Great. Can you see any more from your position?
I see a Zambi.
Another BSA A-Camp.
I should have a signal receiver.
Season and bubble-o-sex and slug up into the exhibit.
Relay's over there, huh?
That should be a fun trip.
Any other quips, my lord?
Yep, that's a rooftop.
My dumb.
Zombie.
Oh, it is three of three.
I got credits.
Stop weaving it.
I wonder if I was hitting the edge there.
Nope, just doesn't go that far.
plus two thousand
We're going... down?
We made a loop.
Alright.
The built-in suppressor effectively dampens the sounds of all shots.
You get a shotgun of hell, SMG of hell, booty armor, ineffective when durability hits zero,
can be repaired.
upgrade yep wait we can tune our gun
or ammo means less reloading quicker magazine change reduce muzzle rise and
We already have something here enhance
Now let's make some handgun ammo
All right no great most parts twice
Ice bananas, they're gifted and didn't go great in TIPA, they're for sale.
Still tipping.
You're being odd, bo-bos.
Carman building gate.
Oh, can't fucking get out of there, mate.
Let's call me an old steaky nail-poorie.
Where we dropping?
Oh.
Oops.
Unlimited save works.
Uh, sort.
Angerland is me city.
Unlimited breadsticks.
Oh no.
We're talking about English.
Renata.
Swag?
Let's go up first.
The ship probably logs.
probably where we come out guys.
Then Unix Resonance is where the ass and Leon S. Kennedy stand for?
Steve?
Who needs to die, baby?
My pistol is back in stronger than ever!
We already know about that.
Oh, he was a part of their squad.
But he ate shit.
Also, how'd that guy get 1.2k on his score when each zombie is worth 500?
The zombie children are worth less?
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's coming. Oh, he's going to hear us in the water, dude.
Well, I ain't going in there, dude. Are you stupid?
I will say I'm gonna I'm tempted to walk when I enter rooms
The what the shit is clean?
Where's the crank?
S underscore moking?
Thanks for something.
It's coming home.
I'm feeling very patriotic today for England.
Gigonade.
Let's run for USA or England at the World Cup.
England is my city.
What is that, Hemo?
Blokes!
hold it!
was it grinding or something?
What?
Roundhouse!
Oh, boy, we're dead.
Big man, eat me, Aiden!
I
Assume I get run around him and get some shots in the back round
You
There's a break this is up.
Oh, mate.
Just a wee bit. Just a wee bit.
Aren't thou mad, traveler?
of
swags on you
I was not swag I got swagged upon
Oh fuck I got glaive
Oh, sorry, buddy, I didn't see you there.
Okay, how come you had a spear?
Give that man a spear!
I need some kind of bridge to get over there.
Ooh, I'm gooping! I'm puzzling, I'm puzzling!
A little bit of bridge?
Retrieve it.
I wonder if it's time to go.
It's very slow.
It's a new game or remake of an older RE?
Three make of RE9.
Can't break the glass?
Shitty game.
Got it.
I heard you son of a bitch, I heard you shuffle it.
Bubsy's for six years?
You need to play Village too?
Hey, baby, man.
That's not a cranky fucking fool.
It's a battery.
Half KBRB, thanks for seven.
Fellas, we need two of them.
sewage facility and around parking garage.
Um, guys?
It's looking a little scary down here.
Fuckin' dark!
Oh
God damn
you good I don't know what triggered that I think I just pulled the trigger the right
time
Oh, hey, sorry, buddy
I'm going to get ya.
Where is my gun?
Grand Gun Amma.
We got baited.
Little badass spear.
Yeah.
Mmm.
Uh, here?
That gun sucks?
Yeah, but it's about the swag.
It's not about efficiency, okay?
How about this shit sound sick?
What up?
Not that bad.
Gun.
Gunpowder.
When am I going to extract with all this loot?
Don't worry.
We're gonna make it back to Sporanzo soon.
Don't you worry.
I'm seeing yellow tape, but I ain't seeing no goo.
Do you think Marathon's worth $50?
Well, the neon sign that I have behind me was like 10 bucks, so.
I feel like if you have a cheaper experience.
Reload.
What's my main in Deadlock?
I don't really have a main.
I like to play Viscous.
I like to play ship, although I haven't really played much ship.
I like to play pocket.
I like to play flash, not very good though.
I like B-Bot, Bip Bap.
I think we're about to make a circle.
Do I have a favorite resident evil game?
I have a lot of nostalgia for two.
Or how the hell do I get out of here? Am I dumb?
What is this?
The audio fish is 109 months it is, thank you very much.
Borscht thinks we're civil.
Whatever man, next bit.
Ah, this guy's impatient.
Random shot, thanks for subbing for a million years.
Whatever man.
I think I'm stupid.
Oh, I am stupid.
I tried going up that ladder earlier it didn't work
Me dumb may have may have
I'm coming home.
Oh, I'm coming home.
Alex Spoon and you know later something?
Favorite fast food?
Hmmmm.
What's the cutoff?
Like you consider getting me like a range, you know what I mean?
Does Jersey Mike's count as fast food?
The Jack in the Box kind of guy.
I think Jack in the Box is actually one of the most vile
fast food places I've ever eaten at.
And it's every Jack in the Box I've ever been to.
This is so fucking gross.
Like, there's just something about the way that they
they put together, like if you get like a meal
From a jack-in-the-box, you choose like a hamburger meal.
It just tastes so fucking like not like a hamburger is weird.
The one they blew with the advanced party in the center of Raccoon City then hit the
arc.
Our mission is to retrieve Elvis.
Move out!
It sounds like a Ottercom.
A little bit.
Run down!
Run down!
We're talking!
We're talking!
Oh, shit.
No reaction.
This is Claire.
She would have had a fucking breakdown.
I'm not even sure what she is.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, what are we doing here?
All in good time.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I think I'll trust the creepy alien guy.
Didn't this guy's head get blown off in the cutscene?
What's up?
Well, do we go back and open them?
We'll be back anyway to blow it up.
or one that goes past the two was motorcycle repair motorcycle couldn't be
See, sniper rifle, sniper rifle attachment.
You watch that shit quick.
So there it goes involved with Elvis too.
I do not know what Elvis is. I hope we find out.
No one say what it is in chat. I just won't read it.
Oh, they're trying to say Elvis.
Oh, yeah.
Need some fuel, dude
Nice fucking try
Ben
No one cares about the lore bro just go get the goop
I'm stupid fucking idiot.
I forget where those containers are.
Isn't there like some in the back here?
I wonder if they've highlighted now that I...
Hey, we missed some shootguys.
There's one at the beginning.
Oh, we gotta purchase some upgrades too.
The first container you can't get to because you fell down with the spider.
No, I'm down with the sickness.
Come on, get up, come on, get down with the sickness.
It's my door.
Wow.
Old drink.
What do we got here?
That fish.
You think they got Boppas?
I think they got Bapus.
So not Bapus, Bapus. Famous Filipino organ meat dish.
an excerpt from a press conference with RFK where he's like, yeah, the border house is more expensive.
Well, you can get the cheaper cuts of meat, like liver.
All you think about was like Bobby Hill getting gout.
I don't want to get gout, Mr. RFK. I don't want to get gout.
I wonder if we should have bought the silencer before upgrading our gun.
I assumed this was more powerful.
It is not more powerful.
It's just better.
In every way.
I wasted 5k murder bucks on my gun.
Near silent firing.
Double upgrade.
offers easy handling.
Precision?
That site perspective can be changed in option.
Oh no, there's a moor.
Hmm... yeah, sure why not.
Dude, look how big this bitch is! Damn!
What do you have on you?
It's got like the one dot on the bottom there.
That looks ugly af now.
Goodbye gun.
No, it's a future gun.
You just don't get it.
What kind of gun powder we have?
One rifle, one shotgun.
I don't think we have a stashbox do we?
Hop on Panavagsile next Friday, twin.
We are not twins.
Mmmmm.
Do the Jim Carrey looks weird now?
It looks like the third Bogendorf twin, right?
Oh, righty then.
That's not him.
Dude, what do you mean?
They wouldn't just replace a guy.
They wouldn't do that.
Oh, we got a better hatchee?
I'm too poor!
Hmm, what else can we sell?
Good point, moon number four?
We could sell our hatchet.
Well, you could sell anything.
I could sell the machine gun.
I guess we're good.
I want to use my new pistola.
And I don't want the sight.
Sell Requiem. You're suggesting I sell the gun that the game is named after.
site and change the preference on first first third for the buff. I'll get the
buff if I am not using it here.
How do you know when you can shoot? Because like when it's in third person
still like the dot appears.
even do this. Dot sight perspective. Boom. It always has the dot, wait. That's some R E
forward. You have to wait until the dot appears to shoot so you do more damage. There it is
This fella.
KIT with tools for equipment repair.
Still in good form.
Just need to get through that gate.
Holy moly.
Wow, this thing is fucking tiny in my inventory.
Waste bro, star, full corn. Thanks for something.
Ah, this thing's sick.
We're called a vehicle beautiful.
No.
Anyone else in chat taking big bong rips while playing FUT while watching Big M Slayser?
is a few teeth. Oh, food assimilators. We're going to take a varsity camp.
We're going to do. Fee felt ultimate team. How about I got to go pee in my toilet team.
Is our guard listening?
Yes.
Ready to work.
Understood.
Kiss me lord.
Kiss me lord.
It's hard to read chat, they're moving so fast.
Well, I breed you now.
No.
know. I think they sperm-sane and me sack for the foreseeable future.
Dude, I don't know why it's stopping. I don't know why.
What?
Dude, I... too fast.
Wanna come in the hole, bitch?
Wanna come down here?
Huh?
Big guy?
Bop.
Bop.
Bop.
Big guy
And I'm fucking stupid. Oh, oh, I'll see you tomorrow. Oh fuck god damn it. No
Dude I can't I care right now I can't
you
I want to see him walk up.
He's not there yet.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Time 33.27 no fucking way.
No way!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Yes!
Who is young fuzz?
That's not anyone that we know.
Hold on, I gotta turn on voice chat and more screams again.
No!
He said poor.
Oh, yes.
God, jippeen!
Stupid fucking mistakes, man.
I
See your question max. I really love this engaging a question you're asking I ask you a question now
Yeah, go ahead. What are your thoughts on property? Um, do you believe houses should cost money?
No
That's why I live rent-free in your ass.
Clicky back.
Have no clue what he's doing.
You got burned.
Hey, bro.
Holy fuck.
I went easy.
I went easy.
Okay.
I didn't get a-
I didn't get a fucking lawyer.
Okay.
I went in, assuming I was going to be talking to the same human beings,
And I stress human beings that I've been talking to for years.
Another contract negotiation.
But they don't exist anymore, motherfucker.
The humans have been pushed out by the fucking lizard snake people that bought Twitch out three years ago, dawg.
Yes!
Living salty life is a bit
this
Wait
We gotta go across the bridge, I'm an idiot.
Can you recap the entire game up to this point and just go out of here?
Yeah, dude, I got you.
If you please equip barefoot Leon outfit, it doesn't exist.
It's still four bullets.
gravy, thanks for manual.
Going up.
What BDW grace outfit instead?
I don't think that one's real, guys.
I think you guys are literally just making shit up
There was visibly nothing in there
The BBL Drizzy Grace outfit is real.
BBL Drizzy!
of
the
death
of
death
of
I assume three shots in a heavy attack would have been enough, but I think my hatchet is
just shit, unupgraded.
And dudes get a BBL.
Yeah.
Andric Lamar will just make fun of you.
Yup, true, we do need that.
I hear the clackin'.
Where are you?
I think he ended up building.
Oh, this shit is ass!
Oh this shit is ass!
Mommy if you're reading this please go back to the hotel.
There are lots of creepy people around that make strange noises.
There are fires.
Mommy it's really scary.
I'm okay.
I'm at Dave's friend Mr. George.
Remember him?
He's gonna give that coomate to the police station in his police car.
Target spotted.
Target spotted.
Evacuate.
There's a gas can here
X map
It's fucking locked, bro
of. Real? Oh, that's a...
Don't miss Flashlight. What's wrong with your arm there, buddy?
This game shouldn't have a map.
I, for one, am grateful for the map.
Because I am idiot
There's no fucking power you idiot
Jerry can
Let me guess, you must be the Cal Lumberjack.
of
fire
of
of
I did!
I did do that.
I did try to kill me one hit, I'm a fucking loser, dude.
I'm a freaking idiot.
Going for reload.
Reloaded.
I don't think we should have shot that guy in the face, by the way.
He was wearing a mask.
A scrap of mask.
There we go.
Perfect.
Yes.
I'm gonna fill this up.
You must be the town lumberjack.
where we drop in boys SCX is for submit
of
of
of
good
Excuse me.
Come on fire again.
of
death
of
death
of
death
idiot
I suppose we'll grab the chainsaw
There's a lot of bullets on this guy.
Hey there Shamrock, thanks for subbing.
Am I?
Hey Lee, thanks for subbing.
Appreciate it.
What time are you feeling?
It's all to gas, buddy.
I wonder what the purpose of powering this generator is.
Y'all ever sip a little gasoline just for bunzies?
Uh...
Hey, little sip!
I was my favorite one because why does he punch him in the kidney?
There's an episode of Strange Addiction where some girl drinks gas every day.
Damn, she turned out fine.
Go for it.
You got blind?
Got blind.
Rebar.
Lots of machine guns.
They really want you to use this, huh?
go swag stuff put some put some gas in it you can't do that get it let's drive it
Get around!
Let's upgrade our...
Catch ya!
I'm so fucking bored, dude!
Boom, boom.
Boom.
Sold a little gunpowder.
Ah, it's 16, fuck!
I'm going all in.
Wait, we didn't have to sell that scrap.
That's okay.
now we have the giga hatchet so shitty as almost an MSG
isn't there a generator back here somewhere I think so actually one right
There.
Bramp-bamp.
Brramp-bamp.
All Frank, thanks for subbing.
goin' in.
Alright man, I just need that much, Jill.
Just gotta open.
guys it's me stop comparing him to Wesker dude he's his own cool thing he's like blonde
Big loot.
Found it.
I found it.
Wesker's jacket is way cooler.
Yeah, but that guy has a bomber jacket, dude.
Good.
Surprise!
Okay, man.
Fuck you!
Oooooooh
Gun powder.
Surprise this, like I know the bomb was right there but I'm surprised it didn't hit him
on the other side.
Do you know what I am saying?
Uncheck's map? Uncheck's map? Open shortcut?
Surprise, he didn't kick it open.
Whee!
Is this gonna take us back before the hotel?
Mayhaps? Yes.
Fellas this shit don't go anywhere.
Gap up.
We were going deeper.
Missed food or zombie another end of tunnel?
all right let me peep that out real quick
after I think for seven sorry we peep that shit out real quick
that's a medical box man
Why did that chatter lie?
Upgraded axe I did, I did.
full upgrade now that's the moon skip by the way don't take the the stairs ball to your
death moment I missed a record when the box was shit I wonder if I've missed any
other ones like walk-ins and shamanism thanks for something oh I did get it
before yeah chatter might my exceptionally powerful ears detected it
from above and I shot it from above
March thou mad, take this, and then this!
I've got a lot of M-Gun ammo right now.
My friends at school keep calling me Chudburt, what do I do?
She get a shirt that says Chudburt on it and then get a mohawk for something.
wear to school and then they're gonna be like dude you really got a shirt that
says chudbird on it and you be like yeah that's who I am I am chudbird
No, do not bring a gun.
Do not do that.
How come, how come what's our face speed loads this gun, but Leon's loading each bullet individually?
Hey man, that guy didn't see you?
Oh you're dead.
Oh, you fucking...
I can't even read that, bros.
Oh, you have an axe.
You can't read.
No, it's in graffiti, man.
I can't read that.
I wonder what the lore is for them being able to tunnel.
really really really really really really
Four shotgun blasts to the face.
Heavy attack.
Combo.
That said, that was a cool death animation.
fucking pounded our head dude
of
the
We should have used the javelin, dude.
What's the lore behind the zombies going bonkai?
Here's a note about him.
Anonymous gift.
I think he's forgiven.
Anonymously.
This is firepower only when the scope is not equipped.
Okay, we're assembling a gun right now, but we do not have the gun.
I came here for shotgun ammo.
We gotta buy the new shotgun, I think.
This one is ass.
You heard a raccoon?
Where?
Eh, you tripped.
Oh.
Eh, that's just ambient noise, noob.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
They're at a gas generator over here?
Nah.
Oh, there's a world map.
E.
Kelly, thanks for the bits.
Minus one.
Run low on the old handgun ammo, dude.
A new city looks kinda cool.
We should try this with LA.
I don't think, I don't think anyone should get nuked.
He personally, nuclear bombs, not good.
Urban fixers of it.
Nuclear fucking bombs.
Big boss would be proud.
every day every day that night i was just a kid scared confused i imagine grace must
feel the same right now sure sorry this isn't the time we need to focus
At least she said it.
Focus L.
I think Leon Bang Sherry.
I think Leon's gay.
I wonder if we can afford that shotgun now.
I'm gon' get it.
This game worth?
Um, yeah, I would say so.
Seems like there's like a lot, I mean,
if it's like most Resident Evil games,
see there'll be like bonus playthroughs and shit,
they're like harder and they change stuff,
which is always cool.
Compare.
The power is much higher.
I'm comparing it to my fire arc, my,
it's just better in every way, huh?
Shotgun.
I do not want to sell it.
Increase power.
Stability.
Nay.
The dot site.
Do-do-do-do.
Yup.
Yup, yup.
Oops.
Alright, now put this ag gun in the garbage.
I haven't my other charm, am I dumb?
You shotgun cone is tiny?
You're tiny.
Tiny man.
I can buy him back too, huh?
Charms compatible with only some guns.
I'm sorting, I'm sorting.
I'm saving, I'm saving.
What's this?
Thanks for 7.
Uh, we are missing this.
Oh, damn.
This thing probably owns dude, holy shit.
Gash, Jenna, the elevator at save camp?
Okay.
I forgot.
That's how you say I've forgotten English.
Yep, not Japanese, British English.
Oh
What is the purpose of
Gamers never look up, dude
Bro, I don't need a hundred and fifty machine gun to aim on, be honest.
Put that on a t-shirt?
Gamers never look up.
It's one of those headcrab grabbers from Half-Life 1.
No time.
Help!
On guy.
On.
Guy.
Semi-automatic marksman rifle.
Damage per shot is limited, but it boasts a high-rail fire and fast-reload speeds.
Giga power?
Much less power.
Was there a TNT barrel right next to you dummy?
You're a fucking dummy.
Does this have a scope?
I know when I, I mean visibly right here it does not have a scope, but when I use it...
It does have a scope.
Oh, that's tight. I much prefer that, if I'm being honest.
If I'm being TBH...
Oh, I think this is a dead end.
Give a charm for two, yeah, I'll put it on there.
Good dragon your feet, bro.
Gotta get the box.
If I was a game developer, I would pull one of those raccoons right out here, dude.
Where is it?
You know that in Resident Evil 6 there is a virus that turns you Chinese?
I did not.
You need the scope to see it?
I mean I doubt it but we'll take a peek anyway.
Fuck.
It's coming home!
I will put it in one of those windows dude.
Blind? Wait, did I see it?
These guys are fucking with me in chat dude.
That's honestly not cool.
someone with early on sent dementia
graining demon shut up
port falls come in
You know...
Up left second window?
You missed your chance, bro.
I found an herb...
squad.
Now we go...
up here...
What balls got me no British people man?
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
Oh!
Heh heh heh.
This elevator is powered.
Wait.
This shit's powered too, bruh.
This guy was dragging his feet.
Hey, where was the generator? It was on the map.
Thunder Roof? Oh!
All right, let's fucking get to it then!
Bro had an elevator?
We'll go back up, you think?
Every elevator in this game so far has been one way.
Fuck you.
How did I miss this herb?
There was not a generator up here
Down one level
Why don't you look like more like Leon IRL?
I got a question.
How come...
How come Turkey has the monopoly and hair restoration surgery or whatever the fuck it's called?
How come they can only do it in Turkey?
Who does say it thinks we're gifted and Delta Tanuki thinks we're 7?
That's just cheaper.
How much cheaper?
Renata.
Like 99 bucks?
Alright, I can use that.
This guy is just saying stuff.
Y'all see any Zambos?
Guys, I'm not getting hair restoration surgery.
Crap.
Why not?
I don't want it.
Dude, where's all the red herbs?
Where's the blue herb, dude?
Is this supposed to be like an iconic location for Resident Evil, although, because I am not...
It is not registering for me, buddy.
Dude, this is Miscellaneous Office 2 from Resident Evil 6, dude.
You remember?
I hear the chatter.
It stops as soon as I walk in here.
I'm going up.
I'm going up.
I'm taking the stairs.
Oh.
Have far to thou?
Walks around.
What do you think the lore reason for all of these containers of gunpowder being left
around is?
That's Willis Tower, guys.
Okay, but how does one get over there?
Oh, grappling hook.
Oh, I knew I was forgetting something.
A doi.
Willis Tower, Chicago looking nice this time of year.
Dude, don't tell me these chungus ass devs stole a name from a famous building from Chicago.
See, it's actually a Bruce Willis reference.
I actually have no idea how to get over there, fellas.
Seems like back there, but how do I get back there?
A doi.
Plus 4.2k.
Dang.
Lier, liar, mixers of a-
Chatter.
Goop!
Goop!
I-I'm gooping!
Oh, I'm fucking goopy, mate. I'm goopy. I think we can do it.
Fucking MCF Shirai's building, man.
That reference is too refined for your chat.
I guess I know who MC Esher is.
Ladies?
Have you produced Ice Ice Baby?
Oh, now I can jump.
Alright, I think I could have done that one better, I think.
Preeee!
Should've gone make me throw up there.
Oh my god.
Oh, my windows want to finish setting up a device.
Let's hear that.
I'm sorry.
It appears as though our monitoring device service is not working fully.
Please like to continue and submit your bio-identification credentials.
Yes.
Wee!
Please insert cock into CD drive for biometric measurements.
Warning! Warning! Penis detected!
We're sorry, we can't quite tell if this is a penis or not.
Size only is 2 inches.
Minimum penis size required. 5 inches.
That is the average penis size.
Thank you.
Don't think there's a raccoon out here?
A Mr. Raccoon?
I don't know that was surely there are better ways last services are incredibly fragile and
require extra caution however shooting the last out from under an enemy will cause them
to fall through.
I see. What the f-
Oh, hey, guy.
Boom!
The special forces zombies are much better trained, it would seem.
Hey, you want to come over here?
Yeah, we'll get that reload.
I'm going to find a way out.
Dude, if I so much as tap A or D while I'm running, you can just like that weird little
like slide.
It's actually kind of swag if I'm being honest.
Nice dribble.
Yeah dude, it's like on the B-ball court right now.
Can we fall?
hey i kind of want to shoot out the floor from beneath myself if i'm being honest
do it i don't know where it's gonna put me bros
am i stupid yeah hello
Yes. I am. Can we do a little vertical leap here, fellows?
Ah, classic.
I knew it was yellow paint. I just I interacted with the yellow paint incorrectly
You should have fucking got at me!
Really?
Heh heh. Got it.
Well, now we can kill ourselves. That's cool.
SAAAAP!
A little uneventful. IMO.
Oh
He doesn't fall off
Double kill.
We gotta get a scope.
They see me scope and they shall lob a grenade.
All right.
Be aware.
on the roof.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I guess this was the other SMG, man.
Smudgy.
Man
Okay, let's find those dead meat of course all business
Bernada
One more
I found some evidence of the pendant I'm putting pressure on PSA.
It appears the North American branch has been moving independently.
I'm going to turn that screw off.
I think it's related.
That's all I've got.
There's been an increasing government surveillance.
Looks like my fan base is growing.
Some things never change.
Watch your back. I'll contact you and see it
Watch your back
Bars thanks for sub
What are we upgrading?
Do know
Let me get a scope
Hey, I
Mean maybe we buy the better machine gun question
You know, no, you're also quite a rifle.
What do you think is the stat that determines how fast the dot appears?
Is it stability?
Precision?
Oh yeah, that would make sense actually.
Okay, but the only thing that gives us precision is the scope, and we can't use the scope with the charm that makes it more powerful.
Which is okay. It's okay.
Making it easier to fire.
Steady firing.
Bomb.
All right giga damn gun
Of hell
What's with the single testicle hanging from the gun that is a charm not a testicle
Is there a guard listening?
I want to go pee.
Get some water.
Yes, Tito!
Hook me up.
So you're just going to use the increments anymore?
I mean, in case it wasn't obvious, um...
God, what's the name of the girl character?
Claire? It's not Claire, Grace.
Grace is supposed to be...
Old Resident Evil, Leon New Resident Evil.
Or modern.
So you don't need ink ribbons, cause that's old school, dude.
You can just save on the fuckin' modern shit, dude. You got fuckin'...
Yeah. We're back.
The next time bro you better
believe man I'm going to do everything that I can it's crazy that people who
identify as a lot of sweats or whatever feel entitled to having a spot in only
things because it was never ever ever advertised by Soda Poppin to be a place
for you to play is a privilege that you are here it is you don't deserve shit
man honestly if you're gonna be like a reprehensible wow sweat dude no one
wants to play with you anyway dog and your art your esoteric knowledge of
the 20 year old video game is worth as much as a Google search dude that's
just the facts you guys really want to watch people are pee the entire time
and not get anything done the clip where she says he blackmailed her after cheating on her in
amsterdam look i'm not following this shit let's be clear about that i don't i do i do not relish
in other people's misery that said never cheated on my wife
Boom. It's that easy, bro.
Laughing a bit too much? Yeah, of course I'm fucking laughing, dude. The guy cracked jokes
about the shit that went down at TwitchCon and laughed about it. You know what I mean?
So yeah, fuck yeah, I am laughing, motherfucker. Yes, sir, dude.
guess what I can shot it from the rooftops I never cheated on my wife
do I not have vehicle clutch works shut up you fucking mouth breather obviously I
do motherfucker have I ever driven a rain selector tractor on a fucking farm no
bitch because I've been living in society for my old fucking life so no I
don't know how a tractor from the 90s and Finland works you stupid cunt
Do you follow up question how follow up follow up question how many fucking
sheep have you put your dick inside you stupid in brawl
I'm an air-nice
Let's say them try to take it from us
No, what are you doing right here bro? What are you doing? You hiding dog? Get the fuck out of here bro, here you go
Literally people walking up to our point
You're a crook.
You gotta be kidding me, bro.
Is that what you got?
Is that the best you got?
No more of that.
Are you okay, sir?
Bro, that's embarrassing.
Embarrassing.
Not what you did.
They were literally coming A from B after 10.
Yeah, what were you gonna do?
I was gonna fucking hit him in the back, you stupid cunt!
We were gonna rush in, and no.
No, that was not how...
I know how you thought it was gonna happen,
but it's not how that was gonna happen.
Alright, alright, listen.
Alright, let's recent our mental.
Not your bitch.
You are too...
I love my wife she's the hottest woman in the world
okay uh oh welcome back 47 your target is the illustrious world of warcraft only fangs discord
cool they're on high alert so be prepared that is the person who could kill you in real life
they have black hair they have a pet bird and they are a mage asking a woman their age
interesting tactic 47 asking where they were on 9-11 nice work an or okay impression
Vibe obliterating? Well done 47. The target is killing the raid boss without clearing the dungeon. You'll have to act quickly.
Lacks of days of plea calling to run away and not helping. Impressive. Target is down. Excellent work 47.
Oh my god no. Jesus. I guess I did just save.
of target down. Can't wait for only things three. I'm excited for only things three because
no matter how boomers I've heard say that TVC hardcore is impossible is going to make
it really funny. IMO.
This shit's impossible!
I'll see any Zambos.
Yep, that's a cone.
Cone detected.
Where are you, Zenith?
More impossible?
I mean, I got to the last boss.
Definitely possible.
You did?
Yeah.
I'm gonna die.
Then I fucking died.
Zombie detected.
Boob down.
Alright, he actually has a few...
The special kind of sweet yeah the chatter from earlier was right though it
does look kind of stupid
like a BCR
Oh, guys?
Oh
Hey guys
of
the
death
of
death
of
I wonder if you have to aim for the head with uh, or does the same amount of damage.
Yeah, this shotgun is way fucking cooler, IMO.
Is the suplex in this game?
I don't think so, but maybe.
of
Oh
Me fucking inventory is full bruv
On anymore
What up fella?
There he is ass.
Noob. Down.
Noob status?
Down.
What do you think the ramifications of grace pumping yourself with infected blood are?
Wait, what's the point of this?
I'm fucking stupid.
I'm camping, I'm camping.
What?
Oh God.
Oh god.
Oh!
I'm looting.
I'm glooping.
I'm glooping.
I think this was just a loot.
This is just a loop.
I missed.
How doth we get down there?
I don't think these guys are gonna get back up.
I'm fucking stupid.
The giant ramp, maybe.
What?
No more yellow paint.
A doi!
A doi!
This guy fucking stupid.
Two meanie licks or something.
I'm going in.
Guys, there's bad men in there.
I can hear them.
They'll be all like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
You see that the OSRS economy was affected by the US taking Maduro?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, all of my auction house stuff, man.
It was just fucking immediately worthless, dude.
It's just not fucking fair.
fair. Let this other sniper away. Oh wait, I can't.
Um, maybe I just sell it, dude. I'm selling this shit. I like the bold action.
You're good. Oh wait, I want to buy this. I already fired a considerable damage.
Yeah, but what's the difference?
The Gal does more damage.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Seems like this one's more accurate though.
Me buy.
Me sell.
Goodbye, Gal.
Let's upgrade this.
Beasts?
Gun.
Boom.
I'm fucking crafting.
Ugh!
My inventory's a mess.
That's Sloppyx for 7.
This is 99 months you've slugged and shaved your hair.
And I never will.
Damn.
The shit accurate.
What if I just started blastin'?
Whoa.
Hell nah, rebar man, fuck you.
Oh, oh.
Hmm, I didn't hear anything, huh?
Hmm, I didn't hear anything, huh?
Kept you waiting, huh?
of
Oh hell no.
How do I fight this guy with a-
You mad bro? Oh, you mad?
This thing kind of chunking boys
was. This thing fucks dude, holy shit. God, how much ammo did we waste on the other gunman?
So much. Remember when I shot this chainsaw guy like 100 times in the chest so he didn't
die. Get up. I want you too. Focus, El.
There are zombies on the roof.
There?
They're gonna even get over there?
Hey, there's just an item over there.
We'll never know.
What you got?
Money.
Can you break the boards?
There's no dev come on it, dude.
That's an ogre, boss.
Hopefully this thing still works.
We shall see.
tfx
now what?
drop you fool!
oh shit
Oh
Hey guys.
Watch out, man.
of
a time and
You day
Do the reflections
Fucking kill them
of
of
Oh
It's dark
Do you think it smells like in there?
Nuclear bombs.
And zombie.
Corpse.
Correct next for 7?
Probably not.
Whip!
Smells like ZOOSEY.
ZOOSEY?
Reach the ground using the suspended platform.
Oh
Is game tight or not yeah, it's tight
Yep
Trips minus aura dude, there's no one here to watch me trip therefore I cannot lose era
Well and release for God's seven
You saw it, well you wouldn't snitch, right?
We call it a lot of zombies in a very short span of time.
Excuse me.
I don't want the scope.
Load speed, rate of fire, stability, shotgun plus three, check's inventory.
How come this says I have zero?
But I don't.
Now we save.
Or like as I have zero, you can literally see how I'm right that I have 2.7 or some shit.
the last location right here. That's for loot you find in the field. Oh, and I like
Take the positive, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Um, is this where we go?
Am I dumb?
My hands are so cold.
fellows I don't think we go in here maybe and I have a quest marker
this has to be it
If you're a bot type one, hey, so can someone type one for me real quick?
Right
The guy in chat type to two
That's the opposite of what I asked I think I forgot to go upstairs here
They've come.
Reloading!
I hear the chattering.
The hell?
Damn.
We're going to be big guns.
Why is it in here?
I hear you in there buddy. I'm coming.
have a bomb. I hope that took a lot of bullets.
Okay, man. You gotta hit those.
They still got blood?
What now?
Hey, they broke my box.
Is that the other stuff?
You did some cool gun stemming.
Yeah, check it out.
Watch this.
Like that?
Where's this chattering POS of shit?
Right, stimming in first person?
but can you play first personally on? but that just sucks
yeah boy say my I always say I'll fucking hear it above me bro
I'm fucking stupid
Hi.
I first like to see how it looks.
I mean, it probably looks like what Grace looks like in first person.
How do I get up here?
Am I stupid?
Outside?
This shit ain't powered, bro.
Oh, the crank!
I thought this was just another, uh, switch or a button.
That doesn't make sense, though.
Honestly, I'm gonna be honest
I thought this was like a generator. I didn't even like look at it. It was just like in my periphery the entire time
Use the crank on the water area as well a water area
That's all have it yeah
Wonderbread they for shit below this building understood
Worry not. I'm coming for the goop.
I wish I could see how many I've gotten of these.
I know you can't on the main menu, but like when I get one...
So...
Tee hee.
Where?
That is not a person, that is a fixture.
Maybe an air conditioner?
of
death
of
death
4.
I gotta wait.
Fuck it!
move down
oh hell no
Where's the SMG-1?
of
Jesus.
It's my fault.
It's my fault, dude. It's my fault.
Can't vault over that, dude!
I need no way.
What are we gonna do about it?
down
No fucking way!
that need was clear by the way I got robbed
Can I use it?
What?
I guess that's how we're supposed to take this guy out.
What the flip got it
Grab a repair kit from container or tune the sensor came already did that can you imagine
Being someone who got here without the repair kit.
You're like, oh frick!
Foyers!
Do not come!
You think King Vegeta came?
He did not!
I owned you by the way. Pwned.
You guys didn't know Pwned is a gamer reference. Nearly two thousandths.
Gamer vernacular.
Duh.
There were any blue 3 Requiem shots in a cutscene?
Yeah, so what?
And?
We're running low on the juice right now, dude.
got the signal receiver great work time to head back to the gate and put it all together.
I'm to get that loot. Give me the loot!
Sorry man we didn't have to do it like that.
Oh we found one! What's up making one? Yeah I know dude!
the right above me do you have a gun
This House of the Dead remake is pretty good.
Yeah, famous light gun game, House of the Dead, much like this game.
House of the Dead, famous third person shooter.
I've owned the Golden Knicks for seven.
Bloop, we gotta go in here.
I fell to the bottom.
Whee!
Welp, I suppose it's detonation time.
What the fuck was this?
Frank first? Oh yeah, right here.
Come up out the wild.
Now I will say, oh, for here.
Nice. I was gonna say, I do not recall where the crank slot is.
Come up out the wild.
Like a baby dolphin.
and we think for some of them
goodbye crank
anything cool
hey
of
the
Oh much right there we have we got seven
We good
I'm the detonation
Mission complete.
Abandoned city would be a picker's dream.
Yeah, but where do you put all this stuff?
It's gotta be like Zomboid, dude.
Bring a car. Throw it in trunk.
I want the motorcycle. Now!
Okay, we're giga rich.
Yeah. Fucking rich.
Oh
We operate the wreck the wreck we have
Reduce muzzle rise
And gay, huh damn
How many pussies bought the body armor by the way pussy
me you for China it looks sick wait it changes your appearance I mean we're
wearing a costume right now so I don't know if it would
Get up, I'm crafted.
Saabao.
Great.
You'll need it.
It's 15 miles to the city center on the 419.
I'm fucking detonating.
Vegeta wears body armor? Yeah, but it's like super space plastic or some shit.
Wait am I controlling- OH!
You know how dangerous it would be to drive on a road like this on a motorbike.
I should make it in a note to you.
Oh fuck.
Just a few bottles.
Oh shit.
This Metal Gear dude.
Oh hell no.
Reload!
Uh oh.
ah
Nice one liner dude
Holy shit.
I keep trying to turn around.
Keep trying to turn around.
He's a ship?
They got some, but all those here, huh?
We're gonna have that building oh shit are you you will not survive that job
Alright, maybe if it's like that.
This is mostly playing itself, by the way, Joe.
That's your only hatchet, brother!
Damn.
Oh my god
He's not dead bros
He gonna be back to mutate himself one last time to be a minor inconvenience to our RPG or some shit
I mean, we just buy this shit up it.
And I read the yes sticks for selling, we're so sexy for selling.
The one-liners are insane.
of his dialogue is one of those, which is cool.
You should be close to the coordinates.
Yeah, looks like it.
I'll take a look around, then.
Yeah, and Shrek's me as an Apple guy.
I found him!
Denim pal! Hold up.
Hold up.
What if we got like an MGS4-esque like?
Cut back.
Isometric view going through that little fucking alleyway dude
And this is where you can find that way wait wait wait no no no
The side rubbers in here
The one zombie who was like a
A cop, you know, I'm talking about in the jumpsuit, you know what I'm talking about, dude?
John Brand, that's who he is.
Or Brand.
But like, you can only see him if you got there fast enough or some shit?
I forget, I don't know.
There's something something that made him appear to be a new game plus
Not shooting
40 years ago
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.
Look at that laptop, dude.
Dude, I would tell you guys I used to think they were called lab tops, LAB, TOP.
Same.
First time I encountered one was in computer lab in like elementary school, so I just assumed that's like...
So extra dude this statue this whole place
It looks like the guy's an AS of HQ.
Abandoned?
Not sure.
Used to be a museum? Yeah, there's...
I know they have a reason for it, I'm just saying.
Welcome!
Oh, that was... Welcome, Leon!
Aw, we're hired! Aw!
Oh, that's not very nice.
That fucking guy.
You're Grace.
Shit, she's in danger.
Sure they found Grace.
I'm working that bitch.
Yeah, exactly.
Someone's been expecting us.
Gotta lock our location.
Head over there now.
Have a look at what gun we got.
Oh, counter all the dog kills.
Nice.
Uhh...
Nothing really new. Look at the body armor.
We could get the body armor, but I'm gonna equip...
a different costume.
I got a lot of healing.
One more shotgun upgrade left.
Here we go, dude.
I thought there was an RE2 one.
I'm so stupid.
I'm so fucking stupid, man.
Ahhhh!
Any extra content shop?
You get one for completing the game.
From our survey of the grounds, we've pinpointed some locations that still have viable resources.
The Armory. Gun shop out back, working shotgun and ammo. Weapon upgrade parts.
Chills. All things resupply.
That was a weird puzzle.
That puzzle happened.
Pull it up.
You're stronger now, bro.
in we've examined the perimeter do we're gonna go to the liquor hallway guys you
remember the liquor campaigns of justice are you ready duty calls provision
specialist Neil do you have the pizza and beer at the ready make sure you've
got some soda on hand to against the rookie is liver conscious decoration
manager Elliott the current artist that show us what you've got make sure you
got use the banner with the stars on it gift coordinator Scott don't forget to
pick up the goods from Robert's shop on the day.
You know what Barry suggested, that man knows his stuff.
One last thing, make sure the chief doesn't catch wind
of the welcome party for the new recruit.
We wouldn't want to put young Kennedy
in his bad books right away.
Marvin.
All my friends are dead.
It's an Ibrana.
Kennedy reporting for duty.
This guy started addressing a superior with, hey, hey, you would have never made it man,
sorry.
Jesus.
Okay, buddy.
This is the easy officer
I fucking... What? I didn't even see the boar's.
Turning the station into a temporary shelter to do the sudden massive outbreak, all police
personnel have been instructed to make the safety of the citizens their top priority as
we try to accommodate as many of them as possible.
One of the refugees attacked us in the middle of the night resulting in the death of one
officer and injuring three others.
The person in question was quickly restrained.
We believe this was simply a case of someone snapping under stress.
outbreak. Me when the zombie outbreak happens, cops heroically flood the streets, provide
refuge for the average person, wipes tear from eye, eagle screeches above head, rockets
begin to fire into the air.
Thank you, officer.
Can I open it from this side?
In honor of those who have served.
That shit's written in elbish, dude. Ain't no one reading that shit, bro.
Salute it now.
It's rusty, they won't budge.
The library.
I remember.
You remember?
I remember.
Hello.
In the back a bunch machine dude they got everything
Oh, fuck.
Hmm, let's do library, I suppose.
Watch the speedrun of the remake of Too Recently.
Clay did not like the library, boys.
Where the flippy is you?
Blind.
Bro, that shit's on top, bro.
I am not blind.
Behind the books down below
You that's fucked up
Can I move any of the other books kind of not really
I remember Mr. X. I remember. I remember. You busted your door. I remember.
Now all we have is Mr. Sex, and he's kind of a perv.
Come on, bro. You're better than that.
Hey.
Dark Unchall's very valuable now.
Now that gun do not suck.
Walking dog and memer, they're searching one set. Ghost pan 647.
Blood. Where'd the corpse go?
Okay, go to the op room, dude.
Yeah, I know I can use the jack on the other side.
We've been here. I'm so stupid.
We're done over here.
Yep, there it is.
The flat earth.
Honestly, this building is cool.
I'll give it a...
It would have been cool to work in a place like this.
Of course, it's not real.
if it was real.
Keep out.
No.
I want to go peek before we continue.
I want to be empty before I get filled up with my nostalgia.
again yes below yippee
you're back
asking where they were on 9-eleven
and
I'm saying is the there's a person who I invest a lot of my time and resources into who was
objectively obsessed with shitty sh- anime, dude.
Dude, it- it's nothing to do with fucking anime!
All it is, is this motherfucker is popular!
That's it!
It is what the fucker is paraded as one of the greatest fucking DMs ever,
so he has a big fucking ego, so he thinks anyone wants to do shit he wants to do with him.
That's the issue!
His fucking fucking people that are fucking famous on Twitch are fucking stupid!
They're not grounded!
The- the fact-
That's the issue!
the fact that i know that there's really good healing
births in here
but
so if you jumped down slipkick is right here i'm by him
i'll put a little
oh that one killed me
dept is claiming common law marriage should get ex-qc's money
Who fucking cares?
You got- you wrecked-
Oh, what the fuck?
Arise, my champion
Arise, my champion
Have your side, my lady
Hodge
Oh
We both
Holy shit, I don't mean just run out. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. I'm fucked. I'm fucked
Yeah, I would be good keep running and taunt it off you. Oh my god
Oh my god, I'm dead too, I'm a diamond.
Okay, can you guys root them off me, just one root?
I'm already out dude.
Please?
Um, my moderator just got permabanned off Twitch.
Hello, Moon Moon has tiny teeth which is committed to keeping our community safe for everyone
and as a part of that, you require all users to ensure that anything shared on their account
abides by Twitch's terms of service and community guidelines.
Sounds like a spite report, boys.
It sucks because he went back to this name from another name, but I'm not harassed.
I'm not feeling alright.
That's on the juicer moving back to Canada to make a multi-million dollar gambling deal
to shield to his mostly underage fan base feels okay man.
Shut up, you stupid parasocial bitch! Go outside and touch some grass and fucking lose your ass!
Cause you...
FIRE THE WISPERED VOICE OF DARKNESS!
HEED MY COUNCIL!
AND WE WILL SPILL BLOG INTO THE SEAS WHEN WET ONCE MORE!
Uh...
Get short, I don't give a shit.
Hello class, don't pick Ranger.
Fighter.
Fighter, you can use above, which allows you to clear easily and safely, you have a self
heal, you have a sprint, um, so why you guys are mega laughing, it's not funny guys.
From that same stream where the shun gate shit is from, talk about how he was like
I'm a...
Have you heard of this guy?
I see KE, David, like the Holocaust denier,
like the guy who believes in the Jewish space lasers, dude.
This happened when he got banned.
Years and years ago, dude.
The guy who thinks the lizard people are real.
And... it's sad.
Uh...
Because I'm pretty confident that in that stream, he said that his wife recommended his books to him or some shit, like...
Uh, so like, they're both in on him.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
This remind you of anyone?
Uh, no.
Moon Moon went on open his discord and he saw that the articles were written saying Moon Moon Cheater.
Moon Moon Cheater?
And he posted a discord message saying, I'm not a cheater.
Just divorced and I have sex.
Wink.
Then he opened his twitch stream and he said, yeah guys, I'm Moon Moon and I'm divorced.
And he cried.
It was tender.
He couldn't get better guys.
But he did have sex at TwitchCon and he did write those messages.
And no, he doesn't regret it.
He just regrets that you had to read them.
Especially the part where he says that he would not knock up that girl.
that girl day one if she
hello
timing
we're talking with some Blake to the bone thanks for seven
I can't understand him.
I missed a lot of stairs, really?
I swear I went everywhere.
I missed the Star's Office?
What?
Well, hopefully those guys downstairs can wait for me.
Why does Moon always get help from chat can he figure out stuff by himself?
Apparently not.
You gotta go over here?
Oh.
I need a fucking cave.
over here? Oh! I need a fucking cave!
Oh, it's the liquor hallway, dude.
You kids have fault so in the little lie you got you kids have fun solving this one Mary
Yeah, I don't even know where that is, bros.
Good jacket.
Stars. Raccoon Police Department.
You kids have fun solving this one?
Harry. You wrote that shit on everyone, huh?
Two kids have fun solving this one. Turn in training plan for the new recruit. Join Jill at the shooting range.
Cup girls from soccer. Don't be late. Why that missing library book? Top priority.
The librarian's about to blow a gasket. Looks like the captain checked it out last.
Brother.
Curr.
Need to find someone who can read to solve this.
Oh, that rules me out.
B, L, J. Cooler, J, B, and Blake to the bone, here's a look.
Daddy, thanks for 7.
R, P, D. I don't think there's a P.
my ref. Guitar.
Have fun solving this one. Have fun solving this one.
Have fun, you kids, have fun solving this one.
Good lives needlessly lost
What did stars even do?
Uh, excuse me
Police stuff
Here.
This note?
Where?
E-Y-R-A, medicinal benefits of herbs.
Albert Wesker.
Oh my god!
What do you guys think the code is?
It's not C-U-M, man.
Try opening it dude idiot.
The question is, is the solution already in front of me?
Or have we not seen it yet?
It's the same code from RE2?
I'm sure that helps because you remember.
I don't fucking remember the one from RE2.
Book and library?
Let us consult the tabs.
RRR?
Uh-huh.
Oh shit, it's Freddy Fosbear.
Limitless bullet penetration increased the firepower of the last bullet in the silo.
Wow, Zell.
You didn't earn that?
Looks like I did.
Merity Fax 6 for 7.
at least find the book in the library I feel like I looked everywhere mind
the book fly
CC JJ SS thanks for sobbing
Oh
Triple R it all makes sense
Alright, let's get the hell out of here.
Still missing the locker? Where's the fucking key?
figure it out and I would assume it would be in here
Oh my.
What the heck are you guys doing here?
tofu. Grenade him.
Or not a...
Time up on the pallet?
Oh
Fuck I would I mean I guess the head I get technically has damp come on up
Firepire at the cost of more sway while aiming.
Hmm.
Uh, I don't even know where I'll put the putt.
What? What is this even for?
SMG?
True. How bad is it?
Not that bad.
Look and find locker for Easter egg.
Oh, please station! Please station! Crap, cop! It says Resident Evil, not Biohazard!
Enjoy, don't say I've never gave you anything, Barry.
The Saturn you pleb? Oh yeah, it is. Oops.
I was looking at the poster, Warriors Dreams.
I never had a Saturn.
No one did, eh.
Ain't that the truth?
You think they waited, guys?
Please.
They couldn't let it be stolen, so they launched a missile strike to hide it.
To hide a virus?
Why do you think it's so extreme?
Extreme?
Is it?
When the president tried to investigate, they had him assassinated, and you are the
key to retrieving Albus.
Rami.
Come on, man.
Surely you realize it by now.
Crafted to duplicate you, all useless, all scrapped.
They each have a really sad story.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, we need to do something, I can't hear even though we answered, they are out
of control.
Doctor, we can contain them.
Stop beating them now!
Are you kidding me?
Get out of my way!
Hey, are you awake?
There ain't no one there buddy.
What?
Hey, are you awake?
There ain't no one there, buddy.
Where did everybody go?
Where did they just hear?
But it's past our bedtime.
Mama Mia.
There's enough space under the bed to hide.
Still moving at the speed of slow, I see.
Some things never change.
Change.
Stay away, stay away!
Get back!
Don't come any closer!
No, get back! Get back!
Yeah
What are you doing?
They got the can open doors
It's Morse code
See
I can hear you dog.
I'm not gonna let you go.
Please.
Someone call me.
Dude shut up! Where can I hear you?
He's not... moving.
He dead, mate.
We're a gun. Hell.
You really not remember this place? No, I remember the orphanage from RE2. Remake.
I remember you run from the creepy guy? You hide from him?
I was like, I'm gonna fucking kill you, you bitch!
It was probably the worst part of RE3, right?
I'm out.
I think I need to hide, yeah, but I can't get out.
What's the Morse code saying L O L
I can crawl out.
Don't wait.
Does any of us not see you?
Dude, they're not human.
They're not concerned themselves with seeing.
Let one kill you.
No.
No!
I killed my ass, man.
Boss, you are killed as a child.
Amazing work!
And now, we wait. And sip.
Ouch!
I think I can just get out you sing Travis Scott this part is boring I don't
I don't know any Travis Scott, so wait.
I'll have to wander down the garden every day,
and I'll get up off the streets.
That one?
That's Denzel Curry?
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, Dekko mode.
I suck them.
Can you explain the use case for a lie-lie-mal?
You know, when you don't want to type LeMalle, you throw an eye in there?
Where am I going?
I don't know.
I want to see if these creeps are still here.
Good bye.
What about Lee Meow?
I am the one who has the gun.
Where do I go?
I'm actually this blind?
Maybe.
Maybe.
No window?
Was there a window in that hallway?
Yeah, how did they fall directly on top of us?
Oh, they're gone.
I'm Mamba, I'm Mamba!
Good of a runner flashlight, dude.
This is 90s computer.
I want to look over here first.
There ain't no way you're this helpless. How old is this chick right now, dude?
Six to seven?
Or my six-year-old would have jumped kicked his way up that fucking dresser and grabbed that shit in literally one second.
Oh hell.
Do you think you saw me?
Really?
I tried to get in the hatch early.
Yeah, what if we climb back on the dresser, dude?
Done.
Will they do just laugh at you now that one kind of bludgeoned us to death
move a gone leave dude you guys are cheaters man away
You know, I'm kind of curious why the doctor went with like the shoot them in the head approach
when he probably could have gone with the Leon around house approach and just like
kicked him across the room or something shit.
a simplex approach. I gotta go!
Please just be a bad tree.
I get it man, like maybe they were like giga-shelter or whatever but man, surely glowing red eyes
triggers something like evolutionarily, like, like, yeah. Those things are evil. I feel like
primordially we as humans know that something with glowing red eyes is probably fucking evil.
Ooh. Secret church. It's like the church from that one cutscene in Diablo 4. Remember?
Remember?
Oh hell, too short.
Welp, guess it's all over.
Dang it.
Tyler won, POV.
Now that's a Keck W moment, Chatter, dapps you up.
I feel like we could have grabbed that chair.
Church Cuck chair.
That's the guy who has to sit outside and not worship God while everyone else does.
Oh man, let me in.
I want to praise.
Please.
Well, I don't think we should open this.
Let's open this.
There ain't no way I should be able to move this ship by the way.
Never mind, you can do it with telekinesis, we're good.
Age, seven years, two months.
1990.
Discarded due to volatile symptoms.
Oh, how heavy does he think lids are?
Aren't these things like gigafuckin' heavy? Am I wrong? Hello?
I might hope to get the ladder down.
Expensive ones are oh, so that chatter is just a poor them. Got it. Hey you guys called him poor not me man
Not me bro, this guy's got a fur wood says got a timber wood coffin man plywood dude
dude. Can we climb these? Am I dumb? Can I even find the yellow paint? I see the yellow
Oh, pain! It's right there!
DSP moment? I'm not complaining! I'm just blind, man!
If they send me off, I'm sorry!
I'm so fucking sorry, man.
There's a DSP won't be like there's literally no fucking jump button I can't jump up there
where they want me to do where they want me to do how am I supposed to get over there
I can't jump I can't jump God
All right, but seriously, I actually don't know what to do so please help me
I'm fucking stupid. I'm like missing something I can interact with look down
What what?
Am I supposed to believe this bitch tripped over climbing a fucking dresser, but like is able to pull one of these
No, no, dude
Oh, I have to crawl under. Dude, I mean, like, me personally, I would not have assumed the
solution would have been to pull one of these out. I would have assumed, like, maybe we
climbed them in the arrangement that they already are, or maybe, you know, yeah, climb
under, you know what I mean? I don't think I'd be able to pull one of those out,
Oh, no, buddy.
only you've gotten the chair would have what could have just jumped up there bro
You don't want to know, man.
You do not want to know.
Red door, red door.
A funny thing would be if she couldn't read and this is just like garbled letters.
Well, the series 60 possesses recombinant B&A, increasing the volume of Spencer's
rejected plasma did not result in successful memory transfer mental abnormalities were
developed we will perform the next medical procedure and progress the final phase however
after adjusting the viral load in the blood of series 70 subject Chloe improved signs
of stability were observed. I wonder if that means...
We're gonna like a welcome to the game 2 picture dude.
In the dark web.
And it was unbelievable, I somehow got invited to the renowned Oswell E. Spencer's lab.
I heard the rumors about the place, but to think, Ark has been underneath me this entire time.
I was given a quick tour of the attached orphanage too.
The children there really creeped me out.
They all have nasty surgical scars across their heads.
If you meet their gaze, they'll greet you with this unsettling giggle.
Apparently, they're used for human experiments.
The whole thing gives me goosebumps.
To have built a place like this Spencer must have been more unhinged than any of us imagined.
Sensational.
The prospects of being able to freely experiment on this kid sends shivers of anticipation throughout
my entire body.
It's all so exciting.
Why on Epstein.gov?
For now I'll start by making the rounds of the orphanage tonight.
Seems like the newbie always gets stuck with the boring jobs.
Hopefully I can wrap up the tedious bit so I can prepare for the real fun tomorrow.
No!
Right at 2E!
No!
They got his ass!
You think that's poop?
Mr. Cheddar?
No!
Mr. Cheddar!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Mr. Cheddar, dude!
I opened that.
Alderaan!
Was another book about mice?
Redwall, dude!
Are those babies?
Babies, I mean.
What purpose could this possibly serve?
Yep, and this is me and John doing surgery?
Wow.
Looks like you're doing really good.
And here are the babies that we created medically.
Side profile baby.
Crying baby.
Also crying baby.
Adult baby.
Surely it's all clear to you now.
Is that how I...
Ah.
I've got her!
Get over here, now!
Subject neutralized.
Why is she showing symptoms to me?
We need to get rid of her.
and then I woke up never say adult baby again please it was like it was like the
baby had grown into no longer but it was like the baby had like progressed to adult
Baby
They weren't able to recreate Spencer's key stage for baby, but now we have the original
We have you
You can unlock Elvis at arc that's where we'll go
What I I was made correct
It's just the way it really was all my fault.
What was?
God, I... I... that mom was murdered and...
Oh, God, I mean, she turned into that... that thing.
What's done is done. You need to focus on the future.
Well, she even really made a mother.
Well, it's time to fix the destiny.
He's got the whisker balloons, dude.
Mr. Kennedy, I had a feeling you'd make an appearance.
Sorry, but I don't have time to spare
Have fun, I don't think I will man
If you remember him
Hehehe!
God, who am I?
Um, got a blast.
Oh!
I don't have time to deal with this.
Oh fuck a fast thing.
He's got a Superman punch to the fucking floor, dude.
I don't think they can climb stairs, huh?
Oh
Holy fuck
I
Have time to deal with this
Hey, you're it
Holy
of
the
of
the
Excuse me.
You think you can kill him?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No? No? No!
Mission complete.
We're going back to Sporanza, boys.
Returning to Sporanza.
That's how it sounds, right?
Hold up.
I got a sneak in suspicion.
Wait, is this where I was supposed to be?
It's hella dark fella.
Fucking bastard
Old movie what it said giga dark it's giga dark down here
Yo, let's go dude. He said it
Let's freaking go
I'm getting fucking kidded right now, dude.
Going.
Silver finish scope.
567, that's the rifle we've been using.
He thinks?
Uh, I won't be using that.
You'd bear charm, increase mid range, firepower, sacrifice, and close quarter potency.
He'd charm for shotgun.
I don't think I'll be using that.
My polymarket 14-leg Parley just hit with him saying Giga?
Dude.
you said you said people gambling on like traffic in Brazil dude
are they like you have to guess how many cars are gonna go by within a certain
amount of time
hell yeah I don't think you saw it you saw that I honestly I saw like the
traffic betting like a couple of weeks ago but I saw it again recently or at
first it was in Russia oh it's the place for the guy died dude you think his
body's there he died right here here it wait
how did they get through the window they come through the window wait was it a
last door maybe? I don't remember. Moon City hates Latina women at the start of
stream. That's not what I said. So when I asked what are your thoughts on Latina
women, I said I don't have any particular thoughts about Latina women.
That's what I said.
So you hate me?
Damn
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
You're a cop.
You're supposed to know something.
How did this happen?
What the fuck are you doing, son?
I think he knows this.
I'm so sorry.
Forgiven.
Never again.
Oh my god, dude.
What are you gonna do, bro?
Hey, hold over a left over from Robert Kendo's gun shop the power goes the
max it says this one wait the bar isn't telling the truth right now dude it's
It's a lair from Dark Souls!
Oh my god!
Yeah, yeah, look at that in the shop.
Keep the shotgun real quick.
Mayhaps it is based.
It's stronger, boys.
I ain't got the money, though.
What if I had a place I could store this?
Until you're old shotgun, it's not gonna be a no.
Mew meew meew, 7k.
That's a lot, but...
You're in that stock and running to Kimbo?
Uh, his twink arms couldn't handle the recoil, dude.
Projection, this is where the dogs were, right guys?
You remember?
You come from over there, you remember?
He's gonna throw the whole thing at us.
He's got one more!
Oh
Then he'll shit
I get like a lurksaver.
I'm coming!
You good?
Ah!
Oh my god.
Oh my god
I'll stop you as many times as I have to.
I mean, we only have so much ammo, though, buddy.
Do you think his dick mutated, too?
Um, yeah, I do.
I'm looting. I'm looting. Blind. Oh yeah. How'd you see that?
Mr. Goop.
I'm sorry, Goop Lord.
Guys, I found the orphanage.
I'm sure they've been there, I mean there's a little bit of color.
So I mean, unrelated to the T-Virus, um, this whole place would be like giga-radiated,
right?
It was a nuke, right?
It was not a nuke?
The nuke was retconned.
What?
How does he want to keep up with this shit like this is wait
Leon is immortal
Man, I guess he's already like the giga disease, right?
Nuke was deemed too insensitive because of Hiroshima. Oh, the Japanese made the
game.
Shatters just saying stuff. I think they just kind of slipped the Nuke in. Every
other Japanese person who worked on the game was like, I'm not okay with that.
This game has kind of made me want to play RE4. I'm not going to on strength. It's
already played it. The combat in that game is really fun.
Play the other RE? Ooh, RE 5, good idea.
RE4 is dated?
I made a remake.
Even the original holds up though, so you're wrong actually, chatter, sorry.
Um, sorry.
Perryz flips, Judo flips you onto the ground, punches you in the throat, anyone else?
They'll play RE7 on stream? Yeah. I think I played it when it came out.
Choose you for assault and battery.
Well played, well played.
You all hear that? That don't sound like...
There's the thinkoman of RE7s!
Wrong, I know.
Watch out for the rebar!
I still can't believe they...
They animated the...
An RPD when the nemesis for Mr. X? I forget.
Pretty sure it's Mr. X, right?
I can't believe they animated Leonion ripped in half.
That sure was awesome.
How many of you guys have already seen me shoot?
I'm sure you guys are much better at the game than I am, so I'm sure you didn't die at
that part like I did, because I am new.
Wait.
Wait.
Before we drop them, boys.
Race, chef death, pretty gruesome. I think we saw that one, too.
Is that the one where she gets gotten the neck?
I've seen videos of Mr. X splitting Leon in half a different way.
What way?
Thoughts about Abtung Tung Sahur coming to Fortnite.
can't wait. who?
I guess I left something behind.
chong chong chong chong chong chong chong chong chong chong sa hur
I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is.
just keeps coming up the brain rot being asked Billy about it Billy's not allowed on the
We're gonna have to wait for it to start.
We're gonna have to wait for it to start.
I'm sorry, please tell me something.
Wait, is this the Italian brain rod stuff?
I kind of know about that.
Or didn't they used to have like celebrities on Fortnite?
Now they're doing brain rod memes.
Hey, is this the original sewer section?
No, sewer section was much better.
I got it.
Maybe.
I fucking hated that sewer section, man.
The way you guys are talking about, I'm thinking of, uh, two-knock-toon, that's what I'm thinking
of.
Guns.
Scrap.
Oh, scrap.
Oh, scrap.
Scrap.
Oh, scrap.
Brother, what?
You're bitch-ass gonna die to a flower? Dude, you wouldn't last a second with that flower,
dude.
That should take you out rip your head off
Which head? Oh, you guys made it a sex thing. Yeah, no, I was talking about it like your skull
I hope this helps!
Which skull?
Fuck!
Returns to position.
Dude, console players be like...
defeat all the plant 43 seedlings achievement
Whoever used my gunpowder, they use it to make ammo.
Predictably.
Where's our molly at, molly!
I'm thinking we not chill, boys.
Open up!
You see, you know, I've killed every fly over here.
By aiming.
I'm there.
I don't know if I can.
I'm gonna burn you up in the woods.
Well, well, well, how come I got the achievement for killing all those plants before I'd kill
all those plants?
This must be it.
Subversion?
Wait.
Firstly, I'm storing all of these guns. Pocket dimension.
I missed an oink.
Why make it like that?
I'm sure you found some kind of massive facility.
What do you think it is?
I've seen supplies with the logos of the usual suspects.
Well, whatever it is, clearly wasn't meant to be found.
Yeah, it's only me.
Bom bom bom.
Bom bom bom.
What kind of radio it has that kind of penetration?
It's government radio.
But it has an arc man feature in any other game.
R e six
Dude this guy's lying again
Yeah, be able hey, what if I shoot this
Warning! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
Warning! Balling objects!
Uh oh. I've got the T-Virus. This looks like a decontamination chamber.
Hey mom, we good.
We gooch.
I hear you buddy.
I hear you mom.
It's okay if the lowercase t-virus.
Thank God.
I hear ya, mon.
Boom.
We'll be there on Monday.
I gotta take a fat fuckin' dump, dude.
I gotta take a poop
You think we're gonna fight mr. X again, I don't want to read this yet
You hope it hurts. Thanks, bro
Bring tomorrow nope. Nope. I will see you guys Monday