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03-05-2026 · 9h 24m

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[00:00:00] Welcome, welcome, everybody, I'm being informed by an educated chatter that this game may

[00:00:28] may be going down for maintenance in four minutes.

[00:00:35] I'm being in four, I'm receiving intel.

[00:00:42] This may be the shortest venture to China we've ever seen, fellas.

[00:00:57] Hmm.

[00:01:06] Game on gamers.

[00:01:08] It's gamer time.

[00:01:13] Hmm.

[00:01:17] Am I Chinese?

[00:01:22] Yeah.

[00:01:23] But that has nothing to do with the game that we're playing today.

[00:01:26] Hold on.

[00:01:27] Why is he not covering the baby's face?

[00:01:54] question chatter, but first I would love to thank personally from the bottom of my heart,

[00:02:04] Everstone Studio for sponsoring this stream.

[00:02:16] Let's resume.

[00:02:17] I actually have played this before.

[00:02:18] In my play, I mean, I spent an hour and a half in the character creator.

[00:02:23] And then did not play as you can see I'm resuming right now. They did this several months ago

[00:02:33] From gotcha chat to you this game is oh can't read that out loud listen here chatter I

[00:02:41] Did I did some googling

[00:02:47] That chatter is right it's in it's how long is the maintenance dude

[00:02:53] unbelievable dude no it is not five hours all right listen all right well

[00:03:07] all right so this is no longer the sponsored segment okay obviously listen

[00:03:14] listen to me

[00:03:17] um this is the time I chose it was basically like oh you can play it during

[00:03:35] these this span of days pretty much so unlucky I guess we hit we hit and we we

[00:03:41] hit the critical fail, dude. Freak.

[00:03:56] Mm-mm. Do they not tell you the maintenance window? I was not

[00:03:59] informed of any maintenance windows, no, but that is not the

[00:04:04] fault of Everstone Studio, but perhaps my own fault.

[00:04:14] Um, five hour maintenance, truly, truly, truly.

[00:04:27] 30 minutes of maintenance mmm wait really all right then we might still be doing

[00:04:48] No, it is five hours.

[00:05:00] Dude, it's my fault for not going to where wins meet game.com slash news slash official

[00:05:08] slash home of our dot html to read.

[00:05:14] machine translated information on this page my bad my bad my bad

[00:05:28] hey but hey on time no

[00:05:33] what are things for god so this game looks sick the the the screen you're

[00:05:39] camera now

[00:05:41] uh...

[00:05:43] in

[00:05:44] thoughts on the island scheme

[00:05:47] i don't have any i don't have any thoughts about that

[00:05:54] i don't know what if there is a i in that

[00:05:56] it okay so

[00:05:57] man i got

[00:06:00] i got some

[00:06:01] some messaging here

[00:06:03] red

[00:06:04] free to play in no pain to win is that why got your shadows don't fuck with

[00:06:08] Where wins me no pay to win

[00:06:27] There's a 40k USD boat you can buy yeah, but it's just for swag though. It's not for gameplay prowess

[00:06:38] You guys think his agent watches the shit?

[00:06:49] Hey, we're not sponsored right now.

[00:06:50] We're not sponsored right now because the game is mysteriously in maintenance, but also

[00:07:05] he does.

[00:07:06] He does he just said checking on the music. Well, I'm okay. I'm not mad

[00:07:13] Let's be let's be clear about that I'm not upset I actually I I did research

[00:07:19] I should have researched a little harder. I suppose

[00:07:36] So

[00:07:43] So razz light thanks for seven a lot of subbers thanks for seven fellas

[00:07:48] Sorry, we might we might just do the other sponsor now. Maybe

[00:07:56] Looks like yes

[00:07:59] It is five hours, yeah

[00:08:07] You sponsor stacking now it was kind of a coincidence

[00:08:13] That's not normally the plan but yeah

[00:08:19] That's okay this one you guys are gonna pog champ about for reels

[00:08:33] That's right

[00:08:36] We're gonna play the burnt peanut fan game

[00:08:41] Wahoo

[00:08:46] We're gonna goop it I'm gonna goop it goop goop goop goop goop goop

[00:08:57] Guards guards can I get a sound effect that is the sound of like that thing that movie guys

[00:09:03] Snap before the camera before they start shooting you're talking about snap. You know, but what is it called the cut I?

[00:09:14] Need that for the beginning of our sponsored segment the action cut yeah

[00:09:23] Hmm I mean that kind of works

[00:09:27] That's Nintendo dude they're gonna sue me but then they're gonna put out a game

[00:09:37] that's kind of like another game but they'll sue you for riding monster

[00:09:45] boom bom bom bom bom

[00:09:49] Oh, he could be in bacon. Hold on.

[00:10:02] Okay, pre-stream preamble. Okay. No script.

[00:10:10] Have you ever wanted to work diligently?

[00:10:14] As an American dock worker

[00:10:21] Have you ever wanted to operate heavy machinery

[00:10:27] For 12 hours at a time on meth amphetamine dude

[00:10:34] How do you feel about unions we hate unions we fucking hate those

[00:10:44] I

[00:10:52] Fucking hate the union not not the not the American that's it's cool

[00:11:14] Mm-mm-mm

[00:11:24] Mixed reviews by the way

[00:11:27] That's okay

[00:11:29] Most people on the internet are fucking stupid as hell and

[00:11:33] There's only one voice in gaming you chatter should ever trust mine

[00:11:44] I

[00:11:52] Chance I could get the name of this song apps of freaking Lutely dude

[00:12:04] You can't read a schedule dude, so there was a small a small stick in the spokes

[00:12:12] That's okay

[00:12:14] Hmm, we'll just do it tomorrow no maintenance tomorrow right fellows

[00:12:35] Double maintenance tomorrow, that's not epic

[00:12:38] I made this song by the way.

[00:12:55] I didn't make this song.

[00:12:56] I freaking fibbed.

[00:12:57] hold hold

[00:13:19] All right guards, I'm gonna need a pin on this one right here chat Pinerito

[00:13:49] Mmm, dank meme by the way, so what the hell is that scam link?

[00:13:57] That link is legit.

[00:13:58] I clicked it myself 100 times.

[00:14:01] What before stream I clicked that link 100 times.

[00:14:05] No lube.

[00:14:08] I mean, it's on a bit.li link, motherfucker.

[00:14:19] I'm gonna apply for the head of DHS now they got a nice try chatter baiting me into political discourse

[00:14:32] oh I'm attempting to siphon money from corporations

[00:14:37] Nice try.

[00:14:53] Has our agency told you to buy view bots yet?

[00:14:55] You know, I will say never came up in conversation.

[00:15:04] never discussed that you may have you may have my agency confused for another

[00:15:12] one now I'm not saying other agencies do that

[00:15:22] but I'm not sure where you would have gotten that idea from

[00:15:34] Hmm

[00:15:38] Evil Moon Moon would viewbot and he does on x the everything up when he's doing his

[00:15:46] His podcast

[00:15:54] Are you guys ready to dock this is loud

[00:16:04] Oh yeah me when I'm a me when I'm a little kid oh when I grow up I want to be an

[00:16:21] astronaut oh when I grow up I want to be a doctor when I grow up I want to smoke

[00:16:28] method work on the dock dude all right

[00:16:39] guards give me the cut dude

[00:16:44] Game on gamers. It's gamer time. Welcome back to the- wait hold on. Alright, no wait hold

[00:16:58] on. I forgot to change the title, that's my bad. Alright, let's start over. Let's start

[00:17:02] over. Hang on.

[00:17:04] Beep beep beep beep beep beep. My title is cock right now. That is not the title

[00:17:10] that we're gonna go with for the the sponsored stream is not the one hang on

[00:17:16] we're not even the category sorry I got I got do get in getting stun locked by

[00:17:43] the maintenance has done quite a number on it.

[00:17:54] Double checking?

[00:18:05] Is the game loud enough? By the way, fellows?

[00:18:13] I turned it up a little bit.

[00:18:18] Okay.

[00:18:23] Blah, blah, blah.

[00:18:26] You got this, Minna. I was nervous at my first real job, too.

[00:18:29] Thank you, guys.

[00:18:33] Okay.

[00:18:43] okay okay all right not yet not yet hold on

[00:19:01] He's remember Redhead and Eddie when they would do like physical violence usually-

[00:19:09] Okay, give me the cut, doc.

[00:19:27] Game on gamers, it's gamer time.

[00:19:30] Welcome back to the Moon Moon Show.

[00:19:33] Today, I'm going to be checking out a game that looks pretty freaking sweet and emulates

[00:19:42] one of my favorite blue collar jobs doing heavy machinery at the dock with the boys

[00:19:50] onto the ship to deliver the stuff docked by Saber Interactive, who is sponsoring

[00:19:57] the stream and whom I thank immensely. Let's check the settings first. Any

[00:20:06] conscious gamer is always sure to check the settings first. You never know what

[00:20:11] you might miss. For example, same mission details. Very important. But I'm

[00:20:17] gonna turn that off because I am an expert gamer and you don't necessarily

[00:20:22] require instruction hold on target frame rate unlimited we're gonna go 60 just

[00:20:34] kidding we're gonna go unlimited I was gonna go for like 144 but that's not an

[00:20:40] option here return motion blur off it makes me vomit extra machinery turn the

[00:20:47] extra machinery that is not used in the mission on or off. I don't know what that

[00:20:55] is. Looking good. Should I use a controller? Mayhaps? I don't think I will.

[00:21:04] Real gamers use keyboard and mouse.

[00:21:10] Y'all ready to dock?

[00:21:17] Hmm.

[00:21:22] Realistic container capture, realistic suspended load swing, hard economic milestone deadlines.

[00:21:32] Now, most games journalists, uh, diaper wearing crybabies that they are would probably choose standard.

[00:21:40] However, here at the Moon Moon Show, I personally believe in engaging in my hobby to the maximum.

[00:21:47] To the max, some might say. So we're gonna select our...

[00:21:59] What platforms can you find this on? I am so glad that you asked, chatter, because your interest...

[00:22:04] It's my pleasure.

[00:22:08] Because Doct is available now on the PlayStation 5, baby Xbox Series X, Line S, and PC via

[00:22:16] both Steam and the Epic Games Server, $29.99, and then the Lux edition for $39.99!

[00:22:25] We got cutscenes?

[00:22:31] Okay.

[00:22:33] Wait, those shipping containers don't look...

[00:22:37] Oh.

[00:22:39] Pretty quiet.

[00:22:41] Oh, no.

[00:22:43] Um, guys?

[00:22:45] Is that where my Amazon package went?

[00:22:47] Um guys is it where my Amazon package went?

[00:23:07] To you 20 foot equivalent unit

[00:23:12] Bill's got some nice hair, I'll give it up look at that swoop

[00:23:17] It's a family operation, dude. I don't think there's gonna be much meth smoking on this dog.

[00:23:35] Thank God.

[00:23:48] Okay, it is quiet right now.

[00:23:54] It's at the volume of the in-game player.

[00:24:05] you

[00:24:35] you

[00:25:05] you

[00:25:35] you

[00:26:05] you

[00:26:35] you

[00:27:05] You

[00:27:21] Powerful heavy real-world equipment from massive ship to shore cranes to heavy-duty tractors, baby

[00:27:30] I'm starting the engine

[00:27:32] Holy crap.

[00:27:36] Hey, how do I shut this stupid voice off?

[00:27:47] You don't.

[00:27:48] I turned it on to refresh your memory after the long break.

[00:27:53] Okay.

[00:27:55] I want to talk to the ship captain who scheduled this delivery oh my gosh

[00:28:19] Oh

[00:28:37] Yeah

[00:28:39] Oh, we got a little indicator fellows liner up

[00:28:57] Oh, yeah

[00:29:09] the

[00:29:15] the

[00:29:28] Greek

[00:29:33] The container outline is shaded. The yellow and green lines are on.

[00:29:37] Indicated in the secure print. Now you can safely lift the container.

[00:29:42] Let's be careful there. Those containers have some nasty stuff inside.

[00:29:46] One puncture and we'll never hear the end of it.

[00:29:49] Don't worry. Be careful.

[00:29:52] Chemical weapons, Mark. Really?

[00:29:56] What happens if I unlock it?

[00:29:59] Let's find out.

[00:30:02] I can't.

[00:30:03] This thing is fucking powerful, dude.

[00:30:12] Holy moly.

[00:30:15] Any dock workers in chat?

[00:30:26] Is this kind of like true to life?

[00:30:28] But we got to rotate.

[00:30:34] Oh, oh.

[00:30:39] Alright.

[00:30:42] I'm dropping it right here.

[00:30:48] Engage.

[00:30:53] How do I know what the target height is?

[00:31:10] Oh.

[00:31:12] Oh.

[00:31:14] Okay.

[00:31:16] Okay. I pressed R. I need it. Oh my god, I'm docking right now. Oh my god. Drop this

[00:31:38] from a hundred feet. Don't worry, we're gonna try doing that. But right now we're in the

[00:31:42] tutorial so I can't do that now you might be thinking what now well oh I've

[00:31:56] read to lift up my thing I think we can grab one of the ones in the water

[00:32:12] This job looks easy. I'm not gonna lie, fellas.

[00:32:22] Holy moly. These guys even have to do anything?

[00:32:32] Okay.

[00:32:38] Sprinter size 40 feet all green initiate docking oh can't swing a little bit

[00:33:09] What do you mean hit

[00:33:27] You know I feel like if you're a dad like you don't want your kid to work

[00:33:32] at a place like this right this guy's kind of a piece of shit I'm like a lot

[00:33:39] or you can stay on the dock and dock with me aren't you a dad yeah I would say I

[00:33:51] wouldn't want I would not want my kid to work at the dock however it is a good

[00:34:01] opportunity to earn and expand, to take jobs, to earn cash, invest in better

[00:34:06] machinery, sign contracts, upgrade facilities, and grow the family business

[00:34:12] baby.

[00:34:26] I think I'm being too careful.

[00:34:31] Why can I not release?

[00:34:33] Oh, I know.

[00:34:34] Is what I would have said if I knew why, but I don't.

[00:34:43] Oh, I didn't drop it far enough.

[00:34:49] Lift her up, fella.

[00:34:57] Docked.

[00:35:01] Hmm mm mm mm yep two containers 12k 12.5 k each

[00:35:19] Dude I'm telling you right now there is a dock worker that's gonna play this easy

[00:35:26] That's the T.E.U

[00:35:28] Oh, it's not secured properly bad. Why is it just out there?

[00:35:37] Hurricane Wendy after oh, yeah, we're cleaning up

[00:35:45] These dumb motherfuckers putting out tea used during a hurricane don't they know anything about docking

[00:35:58] This is a mess.

[00:36:00] You're telling me...

[00:36:02] I'm destructed entirely of the damage.

[00:36:05] We're lucky at least some of our stuff is still okay.

[00:36:09] Oh, don't fret you're sponsored. Oh, I'm sponsored.

[00:36:12] Indeed, by Saber Interactive.

[00:36:15] For whom I thank.

[00:36:17] That said, based on Saber Interactive, don't mind a little swearing.

[00:36:23] Hmm click jobs

[00:36:35] Okay

[00:36:47] Sure thing dad boss

[00:36:49] Saber's the one making the John Wick game?

[00:36:54] Uh, yeah, we're not here to talk about that, chatter.

[00:37:00] Punches you in the throat.

[00:37:01] We're here to marvel in dogs.

[00:37:14] We're here to dog, dude.

[00:37:16] We're here to dog.

[00:37:17] each stacker complete the task. First you need to move 20 foot... move the 20 foot

[00:37:22] container. Then move the 40 foot tank. Other to be delivered to the designated

[00:37:29] area. Oh wait, am I out? I'm operating a different machine. Oh hell.

[00:37:47] the guy who does his dad's voice is kind of familiar

[00:38:17] Oh

[00:38:28] Now I'm actually trying to start it we got it. Oh wait. I know yeah, we got we got guess like drive mode

[00:38:47] oh yeah baby now we're now we're docking dude yeah I kind of thought it would be

[00:38:56] from the perspective of the uh I'm kind of glad there's different machines as a

[00:39:04] dock enthusiast myself so not only are we a dock worker we are a humanitarian

[00:39:11] we're cool with these are this is a hurricane cleanup effort dare I say

[00:39:17] Jesus like Mark

[00:39:26] are we gonna park it you shift the control change the boom length

[00:39:34] Oh heck. I feel like we have gone too far. What a...

[00:39:48] Did they have to borrow the screen for hints on how to use the reach stack controls?

[00:39:52] Yep.

[00:39:54] Oh yeah.

[00:39:56] Spread her y'all. No. No, no, no. Kind of. Bitch. No. I can't move forward anymore.

[00:40:15] Oh, I know, I know, I know.

[00:40:21] He lied.

[00:40:23] Put down the boom.

[00:40:27] We bring the boom!

[00:40:33] That's what we got.

[00:40:35] Wait, that chatter was absolutely correct by the way.

[00:40:41] bring the boom I change view yes I change view to okay we're nearly there

[00:40:55] fellas whatever happened to the Costco guys man got it okay how do we grab it

[00:41:07] got it that's hard-mode gaming right there boys

[00:41:16] It's me, alright.

[00:41:22] You're still using that thing.

[00:41:26] You guys think I can flip?

[00:41:38] Tell me more.

[00:41:46] Well, tell me if it gets any views.

[00:41:49] Anyways, gotta get back to work.

[00:41:51] Dude.

[00:41:53] The main character's brother uploaded a country music montage video of him saving those containers during the hurricane, dude.

[00:42:04] Holy moly!

[00:42:06] I'm not going to do that.

[00:42:19] Alright, I want you guys to- oh man, I was about to say, take note of the bar on the

[00:42:29] right there that said job damage zero percent, but now it says two percent, which is an

[00:42:35] acceptable amount of damage

[00:42:53] yep honestly doing a menial blue collar

[00:42:59] The smaller task really helps me grapple with my otherwise incomparably cushy existence.

[00:43:09] You know what I mean?

[00:43:11] Fellows?

[00:43:21] Is this game woke? No.

[00:43:24] It's docked.

[00:43:26] Why is this so hard?

[00:43:29] Chills? Was that cool?

[00:43:39] No, okay.

[00:43:48] Don't worry, I have a list of tutorials on the left from which to refer to, in order to...

[00:43:54] do this we got a spreader all right nope that's not good

[00:44:09] Uh, center spreader, nice, very good.

[00:44:17] Spreader size.

[00:44:18] Oh, yeah!

[00:44:19] Okay.

[00:44:20] Y'all, if I could still move my car.

[00:44:31] I was not able to do that before on the other one.

[00:44:43] This McCannarock is going hard af right now.

[00:44:50] That is an explosive payload by the way.

[00:45:00] Dude what's the worst that could happen man?

[00:45:07] Oh we're docking now dude.

[00:45:13] Holy.

[00:45:14] I think I'm not.

[00:45:16] Oh, we can totally just move it though.

[00:45:21] Go left.

[00:45:24] Oh!

[00:45:27] Oh yeah, there it is.

[00:45:33] Initiate dock.

[00:45:36] Initiate dock.

[00:45:42] It's gaits!

[00:45:47] No!

[00:45:50] Yeah, don't forget, guys, this is explosive.

[00:46:03] Alright.

[00:46:06] So we're gonna go full speed here.

[00:46:19] This time is money, baby, here on the dock.

[00:46:22] Oh my god!

[00:46:24] Okay, dude.

[00:46:26] All right, so...

[00:46:29] Okay, hold on.

[00:46:33] Hey, hold on, let's take a little gander real quick.

[00:46:50] Yup!

[00:46:52] Job damage 17%.

[00:46:56] No problemo, buddy.

[00:47:00] Should we try and stack them?

[00:47:03] I'm gonna try and stack them guys.

[00:47:21] We're gonna edit the pitch.

[00:47:25] Okay, that was the wrong button.

[00:47:27] I'm freaking pitching right now, oh

[00:47:41] Back her up back her up

[00:47:57] Hold!

[00:48:01] Okay, it doesn't count.

[00:48:10] We're gonna have to take it up.

[00:48:13] Man!

[00:48:22] Alright, check this out.

[00:48:24] Oh, we got lateral movement!

[00:48:38] Will this count?

[00:48:41] Aye.

[00:48:43] Sorry.

[00:48:45] Yep.

[00:48:47] I

[00:48:50] Sorry

[00:48:52] Yep, that's a 10k that's a 10k dollar job right there fellows

[00:49:01] Mmm

[00:49:14] Whoa all right

[00:49:17] I don't have much.

[00:49:19] It should be enough to clean up after the hurricane.

[00:49:22] You can start ordering repairs for the shipping line.

[00:49:27] What if I had ordered an A-line?

[00:49:32] Handles container transfer to and from container ships

[00:49:36] increases the number of STS crane slots

[00:49:39] and container shipment volume in orders.

[00:49:42] Of course I already knew that.

[00:49:45] prepared

[00:49:54] there it is

[00:50:00] okay so now i can use the giga crane again

[00:50:06] okay

[00:50:09] don't mind if i do

[00:50:15] Mm-mm-mm-mm

[00:50:18] All right

[00:50:20] Here at the Moon Moon show we would like to formally thank Saber interactive for sponsoring this stream, baby. Oh

[00:50:31] We got stomp collapse country, dude. Yeah, that's a hard dude

[00:50:45] I want you I'm paying a picture right now in your head guys, okay?

[00:50:50] It's four in the morning

[00:50:53] You worked 15 hours last night, dude

[00:50:57] You got you got your Folgers coffee

[00:51:00] You you managed to start your car despite freezing temperatures outside your truck, dude

[00:51:06] And you you turn the radio station and

[00:51:10] Like this genre of music's playing at like three in the morning. We're driving back to work, dude

[00:51:15] Holy moly.

[00:51:18] Clear out the area before placing the third container and he's really put aside the interfering

[00:51:23] content.

[00:51:24] Okay.

[00:51:25] I'm glad we get to keep here yet, actually.

[00:51:43] sea is behind a fence and its designated delivery location is currently occupied by a different container.

[00:51:50] Oh, we should probably move that.

[00:52:04] Thank you for taking this seriously us blueers, blue-collar workers,

[00:52:08] appreciate it god bless you god bless you chatter but god god bless you bluey uh excuse me

[00:52:31] guys check it out watch this

[00:52:38] You don't get it?

[00:53:02] I was showcasing the Reach Stacker's ability to expand.

[00:53:07] Okay.

[00:53:08] But what we should be doing is not disappointing our death, so let's get back to work, shall

[00:53:16] we?

[00:53:18] Um...

[00:53:23] Increase the size.

[00:53:24] Okay, we are off slightly.

[00:53:28] Oops.

[00:53:30] Mama Papa Papa.

[00:53:36] Ok so we could put it over to the side.

[00:53:47] Or we could see what happens when we dump it into the ocean, which is what I will be

[00:53:54] do in case it was not obvious. Much like car batteries, our main character is not concerned

[00:54:05] with the environment. It won't reach. This game looks sick, Moon. I'll buy this now

[00:54:20] and play it soon you know as a content creator it always brings me great

[00:54:27] pleasure to know that I have influenced you and if I may influence you one more

[00:54:35] time chatter

[00:54:39] make sure you click the panel below

[00:54:50] Instantly 100% job damage.

[00:55:00] Hmm.

[00:55:01] It floats?

[00:55:02] Yeah, it was a container full of salt, guys.

[00:55:06] Um, and that's just how it is.

[00:55:14] Wow!

[00:55:14] Now, now, now, now!

[00:55:16] Nngh!

[00:55:19] Wait, it's from Orc Manage Bill.

[00:55:25] Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-mal!

[00:55:31] We will never be slaves!

[00:55:39] Okay.

[00:55:40] That shit yeah, let's just say we had a little bit of an issue on the dock last night

[00:55:56] Initiate docking protocol

[00:56:03] We're gonna have to

[00:56:05] We're gonna have to y'all

[00:56:07] y'all complete initiate engorgement protocol

[00:56:17] All right now move it to the side

[00:56:25] Boom we're pretty good at this

[00:56:27] this. ECO container. You know, you gotta pre- dude, this ship...look at this. What do you

[00:56:43] think of when you see this collection of shipping containers? And be honest. Perfection?

[00:56:56] I would not say perfection, they clearly screwed the job up.

[00:56:59] Human trafficking, no, no, no.

[00:57:02] What I think is of a nice, idyllic Dutch village.

[00:57:05] You know how those Dutch villages

[00:57:08] always have like the multi-color houses, dude?

[00:57:12] It's cute.

[00:57:17] Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba.

[00:57:22] It's like a Brazilian favela, yeah.

[00:57:26] That's not a thing here as a Dutchman.

[00:57:30] Yeah, I just made that up.

[00:57:33] Was it Netherlands?

[00:57:34] I don't know.

[00:57:35] I just picked a random place in Europe that sounded like it could be true.

[00:57:40] Or correct.

[00:57:41] I think if I was a dock worker, I'd probably chew tobacco.

[00:58:02] bots need smoke math personally not me that's illegal

[00:58:22] adjusting view which I can deal with the v-key

[00:58:26] I'm a dark worker, and we shh.

[00:58:30] It's great to hear that we got some people from the craft in chat right now.

[00:58:38] Okay.

[00:58:40] Maybe you can give me some pointers or tips.

[00:58:44] What do you think?

[00:58:48] Do-boop-a-do-boop-a-do.

[00:58:51] Watch this.

[00:58:52] I might be thinking.

[00:58:55] Moon Moon from the Moon Moon Show. You're gonna have to move the vehicle forward.

[00:59:01] Oh yeah?

[00:59:05] Smurfs.

[00:59:12] Yaw it. Boom.

[00:59:16] We in.

[00:59:25] Slow and steady. Remember what dad taught you, Greg.

[00:59:35] Slow and steady.

[00:59:45] I'll hide this until I need it, which I will need it immediately after I get in position

[00:59:59] here.

[01:00:00] Yeah, if I had to pick one thing that was my favorite thing about working on the dock,

[01:00:11] it's that it's a family affair.

[01:00:15] We got Kate, we got Mark, we got Bill, they're characters for sure, aren't they?

[01:00:25] Um, let's go right a wee bit.

[01:00:33] Now we got a Pitch-up, and we're in.

[01:00:39] Look at the position.

[01:00:43] Other games journalists could not.

[01:00:45] And I know they could.

[01:00:55] There's just something empowering about what's happening right now, you know what I mean?

[01:01:09] And no, I'm not being facetious.

[01:01:14] All I do is eat McDonald's and play video games.

[01:01:19] I'm fat.

[01:01:24] Here I can command real machines.

[01:01:27] Here I can operate powerful real world equipment.

[01:01:31] From massive ship to short cranes to heavy duty tractors.

[01:01:37] I think we're good.

[01:01:42] All right, we are not good.

[01:01:49] Change the pitch.

[01:01:55] No, not that way.

[01:02:00] What is the treasure train?

[01:02:05] Is a treasure train?

[01:02:07] It's like a normal train?

[01:02:09] Wait.

[01:02:13] It's like a normal train?

[01:02:20] Wait, I'm kinda remembering the keys right now.

[01:02:29] I'm docking, dude.

[01:02:31] Aiders will say it's fake.

[01:02:33] He's will say he'll never make it on the dock.

[01:02:39] I just centered?

[01:02:44] You guys see that?

[01:02:48] Oh, extendoooo!

[01:03:01] Are we gonna move it left?

[01:03:05] Yaw it?

[01:03:09] Boom. We're in.

[01:03:13] It's what I would have said if we were in. But we ain't.

[01:03:25] Hmm. What are we doing wrong here?

[01:03:31] Boom.

[01:03:37] Lock it in, fellas.

[01:03:39] It's docking time.

[01:03:47] Wrong place to be is the other side.

[01:03:58] guys? John's dad's gonna be pissed at him dude. Let's just say that.

[01:04:09] Buh-buh-dammit.

[01:04:15] Am I in Florida? I am getting Florida vibes from this place I'm gonna be honest.

[01:04:20] Wet. Full of trash.

[01:04:25] Probably smells like shit.

[01:04:30] Honestly, it looks like we're in...

[01:04:37] What's the name of the country next to Bora Bora?

[01:04:43] It's like French something, I forget what.

[01:04:47] It's not Cuba, guys.

[01:04:52] French Polynesia? Is that it?

[01:04:55] French Guyana. Oh, yeah. Looks kind of like French Guyana, guys.

[01:05:01] It kind of looks like Baltimore.

[01:05:04] Nah, it doesn't. Oh, we can see our character!

[01:05:08] Oh my god, we're shredded! You guys can barely tell.

[01:05:12] It looks like he's wearing one of those body suits that like have the muscles on him. Oh my god.

[01:05:18] He's got a musician, a dock worker,

[01:05:21] A faithful Christian dude? He does it all!

[01:05:36] Alright.

[01:05:40] More of a man than you could ever be.

[01:05:42] Honestly, that's kind of why I'm playing the game.

[01:05:45] I need a better Roma.

[01:05:51] What's the issue here?

[01:05:58] Um, yup, yup.

[01:06:10] Oh yeah, that's weird.

[01:06:21] Other than my tiny infantile brain could not figure out how to manipulate the stack loader

[01:06:28] or reach stacker.

[01:06:32] Here's one here's some cool

[01:06:51] The Riftel I'm afraid to flip I think I might lose

[01:07:02] center it well played well played well centered Wilson can't help but notice you

[01:07:10] parked the explosive container directly behind where I'm supposed to drop this

[01:07:14] by the way who did that let's find Greg

[01:07:25] freaking Greg

[01:07:32] Adjusting?

[01:07:38] And they said you would never use geometry in real life.

[01:07:45] That was simple geometry.

[01:07:49] De-extend.

[01:07:50] Who said that?

[01:07:53] Dude, you know who said that.

[01:07:59] Nobody said that.

[01:08:00] Dude you guys all had a guy in your class who'd be like teacher. What am I gonna use this in real life?

[01:08:07] Tell you what you're gonna use that shit 22 years later when you played Doc's

[01:08:12] Available on the PlayStation 5

[01:08:14] Xbox series XS and PC via both steam and the Epic Games Store for

[01:08:21] 2999 baby in a deluxe edition for a mere 10 additional dollars

[01:08:26] 39.99 click the panel below the stream boys if you want of course

[01:08:42] your mic's a bit loud yeah so I can get my message out to you

[01:08:56] So if you're a bad driver like I am, you have all of these different controls that you can use to manipulate your reach stagger.

[01:09:09] Boom. We pretty much won't shot that though.

[01:09:12] What about the parking brake?

[01:09:27] Man, who needs that?

[01:09:32] Now we call this a three-point turn, which I learned in driving school.

[01:09:37] I did not learn in driving school what the hell were all the do you guys when you

[01:09:45] guys took your driving test you get like a written one I assume you did

[01:09:49] unless you're like from Kentucky or whatever I guess we're there I'm pretty

[01:09:54] sure you can't like it like the norm is not being able to read right which is

[01:10:03] weird because they had a written portion of Florida, which, you know, also famously illiterate.

[01:10:18] Boooom, baby. Dude, I saw so many different, like, road signs on that written test that I have

[01:10:26] litter legitimately like never seen in my life dude ever ever holy moly all done

[01:10:38] I think I could handle another job or two okay Tommy okay Bill the regulations

[01:10:49] apply to your kid? I don't think so. I think Bill has this wrong. Right? I'm pretty sure

[01:10:56] why this is why like the Amish have like 10 kids, right? So they could just work on the

[01:11:00] farm until like they no longer can because the sun has escaped the atmosphere. Quick

[01:11:09] end date to button to finish the first working day. Gladly. Gladly. That's 33k

[01:11:16] in the bank baby boom we're knocking boom we're knocking boom we're knocking boom

[01:11:19] we're knocking what another but have I don't have the reach loader for that

[01:11:46] this way now take a look at the first milestone okay you need to carry out all

[01:11:52] these tasks okay have two reach stackers why would I need two I'm just one man

[01:12:02] Saber is based in four lotterdale by the way I've been there I can say with

[01:12:10] Confidence the Fort Lauderdale kind of sucks ass this

[01:12:22] Economy

[01:12:34] Okay, clearly we want the one that's giving us the most money right

[01:12:40] All the companies want different volumes of cargo processed.

[01:12:46] Get the all-use one measurement unit, TVU, or the standard 20-foot container.

[01:12:53] Okay.

[01:12:54] If this is the standard, okay, I'm not trying to nitpick, Bill.

[01:13:00] I'm not.

[01:13:01] If this is the standard, how come 70% of the containers I've picked up have been

[01:13:06] 40-foot containers?

[01:13:07] And the more of those we handle, the more money we make.

[01:13:12] Come on, town.

[01:13:13] He's just excited to be there.

[01:13:14] So you've assigned the largest order for now.

[01:13:23] The most important part.

[01:13:24] Setting up the processing chains.

[01:13:25] Oh my god.

[01:13:26] At the processing chart.

[01:13:27] This is the beating heart of the fort.

[01:13:28] This is where you can control all our vehicles to carry out orders.

[01:13:29] Okay. Now I see why we're going to need more than one reach stack or fellows.

[01:13:59] Each vehicle can only process a certain number of TDAs per day.

[01:14:03] That's its top capacity.

[01:14:06] You know, it seems like the amount that I can process per day is like two or four.

[01:14:13] So as a chain starts with unloading stuff from a ship.

[01:14:16] So just a sign here is many TDAs of ship to short capacities.

[01:14:20] You need to handle the order.

[01:14:24] Uh, I just need one reach stacker.

[01:14:28] But I want to use the cringy

[01:14:44] Can I buy one okay

[01:14:50] Yep, yep

[01:14:58] Now, check out the REACH stackers on offer.

[01:15:03] I hope they have a...

[01:15:07] What's the name of the truck? Like the semi-truck?

[01:15:12] Uh, I hope they have a...

[01:15:14] A Vanderbilt. Yeah!

[01:15:18] Yeah, that's a lot of beauty.

[01:15:20] Peterbilt! Peterbilt!

[01:15:21] Just a bit short on funds, so we can't buy it yet.

[01:15:26] That's exactly what jobs are for.

[01:15:28] Yep, jobs are for getting paid Tommy. Well played.

[01:15:32] Well played, man.

[01:15:35] Don't you know?

[01:15:39] Claims Milestone makes $3,000 reduce.

[01:15:44] Time to prepare some containers for shipment.

[01:15:46] To do this, you need to move three containers off the ship.

[01:15:51] Difficulty. Hard.

[01:15:55] Well, mommy, yeah.

[01:15:58] Can you smell that sweet salty air, baby?

[01:16:14] Use the STS crane to move the containers to the side so that the truck could drive up to

[01:16:18] the loading point.

[01:16:22] Then it moved three containers off the ship.

[01:16:25] Place the 20-foot container in the dissonate area and load the 40-footer onto the trailer.

[01:16:31] Okay.

[01:16:33] Oh, we're using the big lad now.

[01:16:37] We gotta press the buttons, dude.

[01:16:43] I

[01:16:57] Guys I remembered where the elevator is import import

[01:17:05] Soundtrack commercial soundtrack goes hard. Yes, dude. Yes

[01:17:13] I'm gonna be humming that little diddy all day, baby.

[01:17:24] I may have gone up too high.

[01:17:30] I don't think we can get all the way up there.

[01:17:51] I cannot, I don't think I can climb that, but I bet I can walk up there.

[01:18:02] Wait, what the heck, it just appeared.

[01:18:11] There it is.

[01:18:20] The bridge.

[01:18:21] Oh

[01:18:43] Careful Greg

[01:18:51] Y'all think I can make it over there?

[01:18:58] I think I can make that.

[01:19:00] NOOOOO FU-

[01:19:04] Do not call me a dude.

[01:19:17] Bamba-Bamba-Bamba-Bam.

[01:19:20] Okay.

[01:19:22] I think I gotta be on the third floor.

[01:19:27] Y'all ready to enter the Rage Cage?

[01:19:29] That's just a little doc-worker joke.

[01:19:32] That's what I call this thing right here by the way.

[01:19:36] The Northex.

[01:19:44] Start her up.

[01:19:47] Look at that arm, dude! Jesus Christ! You even got a tattoo! Now that's blue collar.

[01:20:13] Alright, let's take care of them, um, where's it?

[01:20:26] These things.

[01:20:27] this ain't swaying bruh

[01:20:45] alright, behold

[01:20:54] initiate

[01:20:57] Initiate your protocol.

[01:20:59] YAH!

[01:21:05] Slow cinematic pan.

[01:21:14] Okay.

[01:21:15] Now we're gonna spread it.

[01:21:17] I think so much better than the other one.

[01:21:27] I mean it's supposed to be, but.

[01:21:32] The ultimate in crane technology, dude.

[01:21:43] me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me. As you can see here, we're currently placing the

[01:21:55] container on the cement. This is often the case in dock work when operating

[01:22:01] heavy machinery. Some dunderhead that was gonna leave containers just in the

[01:22:07] the middle of the transport truck way.

[01:22:13] Now how the hell are we supposed to transport some 20 book containers?

[01:22:21] If Dunderheads are leaving these in the middle of the road.

[01:22:24] Oh, don't don't move.

[01:22:28] Are these heckin' dopes?

[01:22:33] Uh, yaw.

[01:22:36] Yaw!

[01:22:37] Am I a part of a union?

[01:22:43] No, my character canonically is actually a union snitch.

[01:22:49] He stitches to his dad about unions that are forming.

[01:22:55] He's like Hulk Hogan in the late 80s.

[01:23:01] Mission complete! At least this part.

[01:23:19] Um, guys?

[01:23:26] I may have made a slight mistake here.

[01:23:35] I am a real American- NOOOOO!

[01:23:39] Okay, zero percent, oh my god.

[01:23:42] This ain't swayed, dude.

[01:23:46] You freaking dope.

[01:24:01] Let's split it down.

[01:24:03] Plants number J8404.

[01:24:20] Okay, we're holding the wrong button.

[01:24:25] We almost caused irreparable job damage.

[01:24:29] I can't believe I have to fucking move this shit again.

[01:24:42] If this is not a time where dude we're getting a D-rank for sure.

[01:24:55] window. Oh, oh, go back. I can't go back. I cannot move this forward. Got it. Got it.

[01:25:25] You think that guy would be pissed off if I loaded the wrong container into his truck?

[01:25:32] That's a little prank we like to play at the dock.

[01:25:36] What are the f- they're falling right now!

[01:25:39] What is happening?

[01:25:42] Nope, no, no, no.

[01:25:55] Maybe it doesn't count as job damage because these aren't in our target containers.

[01:26:08] De-extendo.

[01:26:16] It's kinda crazy.

[01:26:17] Okay, my tiny feverish brain cannot comprehend.

[01:26:24] The intricacies of like a machine like this.

[01:26:28] It's just crazy.

[01:26:42] Type 1 to FARV.

[01:26:45] Why do you say that?

[01:26:50] Stop. Stop!

[01:27:06] I understand why you guys are prefer to pass gas when you could be running the port, baby.

[01:27:12] Manage operations and vehicles, complete high priority contracts and repair equipment under tight deadlines

[01:27:19] Just to keep the port wake moving.

[01:27:34] Big fan of docking?

[01:27:36] Yeah, actually.

[01:27:41] Filt it.

[01:27:43] Drop it.

[01:27:47] lock it

[01:27:56] all week we're gonna have to pitch this bitch

[01:28:02] giga style gamer style

[01:28:09] game on gamers

[01:28:12] it's spreader pitch time

[01:28:18] behold

[01:28:20] okay it's spreader roll time

[01:28:32] a little bit more

[01:28:36] Yup. Now we gotta go...

[01:28:45] Holy moly.

[01:28:52] Almost, almost, almost.

[01:28:58] Almost, almost.

[01:29:02] This thing is swaying.

[01:29:06] Okay, let's try to re-evaluate a little bit here.

[01:29:16] No.

[01:29:17] Where's cable mode?

[01:29:18] I kind of don't want to hit a new button right now, actually.

[01:29:32] Go!

[01:29:33] Go!

[01:29:35] Got it!

[01:29:45] Okay, whoa buddy.

[01:29:55] They call me the Michelangelo of doctor.

[01:29:59] Doc working.

[01:30:03] They call me the Play-Doh of transport shipping.

[01:30:19] I almost spit out my coffee.

[01:30:22] I only spit out cereal.

[01:30:25] When asked.

[01:30:33] Nobody calls you that?

[01:30:35] Oh yeah, I'll tap real quick.

[01:30:40] Alright, let's go ahead and drop this here.

[01:30:48] Is this the Michelangelo Transport Shipping?

[01:30:52] Why, yes it is!

[01:30:57] It is!

[01:31:00] We're going to have to extend it again.

[01:31:22] Oh no.

[01:31:23] Oh god.

[01:31:24] So each of these containers I can interact with technically.

[01:31:29] Now, we don't want to do that, but we could do that.

[01:31:36] And that's docked, baby.

[01:31:40] Extendo.

[01:31:41] Perfect.

[01:31:42] Dang!

[01:31:43] Uh-oh.

[01:31:44] I nearly forgore.

[01:31:45] I think we're about to lose.

[01:31:46] Daaang!

[01:31:48] Uh oh.

[01:31:50] I nearly forgore.

[01:31:54] I think we're about to lose.

[01:32:00] Country music intensifies briefly,

[01:32:02] but in like a muted fashion

[01:32:04] that indicates like desperation

[01:32:06] and urgency.

[01:32:08] Rooby-Doo-Boo-Doo-Boo-Doo!

[01:32:10] Blue!

[01:32:16] I'm playing with auto-aim. No, I'm playing hard and actually I was warned about playing on hard

[01:32:23] They said it may be too precise

[01:32:27] Not for the god motherfucking gamer though, dude. He can play any game

[01:32:40] Okay

[01:32:46] Addressing.

[01:32:55] Addressing.

[01:32:56] Ooh.

[01:33:02] Slide it in.

[01:33:05] Slide it in.

[01:33:07] Slide it in.

[01:33:10] Too far.

[01:33:15] Too far.

[01:33:16] too far, too far

[01:33:21] does make it fit here

[01:33:29] w?

[01:33:33] we're having a yacht slightly

[01:33:40] okay

[01:33:43] we're in

[01:34:16] Stacker number two

[01:34:24] Um, okay

[01:34:30] Another milestone complete two times two read stackers five thousand smacker ruse, buddy

[01:34:46] Wait, 200, 200, 400.

[01:35:04] Why?

[01:35:14] to start unloading the ship. Wait, we had a different one. No we didn't.

[01:35:19] Otherwise we'll take a considerable financial loss. No! Three containers have

[01:35:23] to be unloaded. A truck carrying a container is stuck in the sand, but the

[01:35:27] container has to be delivered urgently to a barge. It is departing soon.

[01:35:33] Yep, this looks like a job for the Jesus Christ of stack loading, dude.

[01:35:39] Mark, let's ride.

[01:35:48] This game come with a battle pass, no. However, it does offer you the opportunity to command real machines.

[01:35:55] Operate powerful real world equipment from massive ship to short cranes to heavy duty tractors.

[01:36:01] We're gonna use a tractor right now.

[01:36:07] Fanduos. This thing's moving.

[01:36:13] Oh, it's raining!

[01:36:18] Doo-boo-doo-doo-boo-oo.

[01:36:21] And let's go around.

[01:36:27] Guys, should I turn ray tracing on?

[01:36:30] Dorifto!

[01:36:32] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

[01:36:33] Oh, snap!

[01:36:37] Oops.

[01:36:45] One puncture that's going to cost us a contract.

[01:36:49] We got to proceed with care.

[01:36:54] We got to treat it tenderly.

[01:37:05] Stendo.

[01:37:11] Yaw.

[01:37:14] Braw.

[01:37:16] Aw hell.

[01:37:26] Yaw, yaw, yaw!

[01:37:31] Boom.

[01:37:35] Do you think they invented these cars with the giant...

[01:37:39] What did he say?

[01:37:41] Do you think they invented these cars with the giant package grabbing arms first, or

[01:37:45] did they make the giant packages they wouldn't be able to move first?

[01:37:50] Now that is a good question.

[01:37:52] That's a...

[01:37:53] Did the chicken come before the egg moment in chat?

[01:37:57] Honestly, here at the Moon Moon Show, I honestly think I have the most intellectual

[01:38:01] chatters because they're often thinking about deep philosophical quandaries and

[01:38:06] queries like that one.

[01:38:13] Type 1 to fart? Not right now dude. No one should do that. We're talking about the

[01:38:20] chicken before the egg!

[01:38:27] Mama Mia!

[01:38:31] There he is.

[01:38:36] He's not even looking at the road!

[01:38:38] Look at the road!

[01:38:39] Oh, what a beautiful day!

[01:38:41] Oh, wait.

[01:38:42] It's changing based on where I'm looking.

[01:38:46] Maybe I should look at the road.

[01:38:49] Drop it in the sea?

[01:38:51] Yeah, we already did that.

[01:38:55] Honestly, that's a bit immature chatter.

[01:38:58] I'm more interested in an honest day's work.

[01:39:26] Good news I can move it forward and drop it at the same time

[01:39:32] Yeah, I'm pretty good at this. I'm not gonna lie man. I might be the greatest docked gamer that's ever lived actually

[01:39:48] Nerd tears ink for seven

[01:39:53] Sure

[01:39:56] Oh, thanks dad

[01:40:08] Okay day two results

[01:40:15] Yep

[01:40:27] Okay

[01:40:32] Dude we're getting paid we need 4,000 more to cover the maintenance

[01:40:43] All right, Bill I honestly

[01:40:50] He's not doing a good job

[01:40:56] Um okay.

[01:41:00] J3, brand new.

[01:41:04] New building.

[01:41:05] Oh.

[01:41:06] Okay.

[01:41:07] Okay.

[01:41:08] Two days.

[01:41:09] Okay.

[01:41:10] Okay.

[01:41:11] Okay.

[01:41:12] Okay.

[01:41:13] We've got no time to waste on this one.

[01:41:16] Two days.

[01:41:17] Okay.

[01:41:19] Okay.

[01:41:20] It's time to upgrade some buildings, which means doing a few jobs to get the materials

[01:41:27] first.

[01:41:28] Okay.

[01:41:29] I'm gonna take care of something, but I'll stay in touch.

[01:41:33] Alman is?

[01:41:34] I'm gonna handle the tasks in the meantime.

[01:41:37] Some drama perhaps?

[01:41:39] Yo, honestly, there might be something darker to this family business.

[01:41:46] I'm thinkin' Bill might be some kind of smuggler.

[01:41:52] Hard of game mode, meet deadlines to continue the game.

[01:41:56] I am not at all concerned, fella.

[01:42:07] Bosco B, they for seven?

[01:42:09] Let's go ahead and, uh, I get to choose the order this time

[01:42:14] my stupid asshole dad did not he said pick the biggest one sure biggest what

[01:42:21] we're gonna we're gonna wait what if we don't have the machines we do have the

[01:42:26] machine we're good

[01:42:35] hmm

[01:42:37] The shipping office we need some materials

[01:42:43] So I got to do job

[01:42:56] So

[01:43:00] Not even money I'll pay you in wood

[01:43:07] Uh, so we got a...

[01:43:11] A little...

[01:43:15] Strattle Carrier. It's 55k. We got 31k.

[01:43:21] Not good.

[01:43:25] Uh, Reach Stacker Yards 200 of 350. Ordered 260. Handled 200.

[01:43:32] So we may have taken...

[01:43:42] Wait, hold up.

[01:43:47] Wait, it goes to a max of...

[01:43:49] Oh, wait.

[01:44:00] Uh-oh.

[01:44:02] I think we may have taken a job that is a bit too hard for us, but surely that's not

[01:44:22] possible.

[01:44:28] The 350 can be reduced.

[01:44:36] Like can we even do this work?

[01:44:42] If we're not able to handle all of the things, like can we even start working?

[01:44:50] Hmm

[01:44:59] Reduce the 350 in the third

[01:45:05] Orders

[01:45:10] Oops

[01:45:13] Where were we processing

[01:45:15] Reduce the 3, wait, what do you say? Reduce the 350 and the 3rd.

[01:45:24] Oh, wait.

[01:45:32] You're so smart, dude. See, I thought these were like their own independent non-crossing over, like, entity.

[01:45:41] Okay.

[01:45:45] okay we're docking we're docking I'm freaking goop docking dude we still

[01:45:53] need where's it I'm hacking dumb

[01:46:07] the hackle no no no where is it

[01:46:18] right here for yard B

[01:46:25] oh it only takes wait it only takes 20 construction we need money

[01:46:33] I can only work two operations.

[01:46:47] We're getting construction.

[01:46:51] Reach daily cargo throughput.

[01:46:57] So we need the straddle carrier.

[01:47:04] Upgrade yard B to level two.

[01:47:07] So if we need the straddle carrier then we're gonna need, we don't need construction supplies.

[01:47:15] What we need is moolah.

[01:47:18] Nay?

[01:47:19] A pair of shipments need to be handled promptly at yard G. Load a container on

[01:47:23] one truck and unload one to the yard from the other truck.

[01:47:27] Of course. Of course.

[01:47:30] Rackety, let's do it.

[01:47:34] Hmm.

[01:47:35] You can search wise up radio to old to.

[01:47:37] Yeah, but we're gonna get those from the.

[01:47:41] The the milestone goals.

[01:47:44] I mean, we're also probably going to do one anyway.

[01:47:48] Use the reach stacker to drag the containers over the roadblocks.

[01:47:53] Hand-do-hoss.

[01:47:56] Oh, I'm in park.

[01:48:03] Come on, Mark!

[01:48:05] Wait, am I controlling Mark right now?

[01:48:13] The lore goes deep.

[01:48:15] Mark handles the tractor.

[01:48:18] Whereas the main character handles the giga train.

[01:48:28] Come on!

[01:48:34] Come on!

[01:48:38] Okay!

[01:48:42] Okay, now what I want?

[01:48:50] Hold?

[01:48:58] We're gonna beef this one hard, fellas. Exendo?

[01:49:08] Got it.

[01:49:10] That's why they call him the Vincent Van Gogh of tractor work.

[01:49:16] They almost flip.

[01:49:27] That's why they call me the grabber, dude. Yeah.

[01:49:32] What a nickname.

[01:49:34] Oh, we gotta put them side by side, huh?

[01:49:40] The four-flotter tail grabber.

[01:49:51] Yep.

[01:49:53] Yes.

[01:49:56] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:50:04] Is this game good?

[01:50:06] Yeah, it's like a simulator game.

[01:50:12] I've never played a game with...

[01:50:18] I've never played a game where I can operate tractors and cranes, but...

[01:50:25] It feels very tactile. It feels like I'm actually doing it.

[01:50:29] Which I'm pretty confident is like the goal, so...

[01:50:33] If you're into manipulating heavy machinery with a somewhat too mostly accurate experience

[01:50:42] then let me tell you about Doc being available on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, and S, and

[01:50:51] PC via both Steam and the Epic Games Store for $29.99 and a deluxe edition for $39.99.

[01:51:02] the panel below. This is not good. But how? There we go.

[01:51:20] Boom!

[01:51:25] You spot 15 copies?

[01:51:26] Hey man, thanks for the support.

[01:51:28] We're doing it, Mafia.

[01:51:37] Where am I putting this last one?

[01:51:41] Oh, I gotta take it off.

[01:51:42] Duh!

[01:51:50] Starting a book club next? Yeah, I've been thinking about learning crane

[01:51:55] operation for dummies.

[01:51:59] Wait for it?

[01:52:06] Okay, too far.

[01:52:20] Now watch this.

[01:52:24] for it. Wait for it. Okay. Now behold. Witness true power slow pan. Burn it in the barrel,

[01:52:42] now

[01:52:48] extend out

[01:52:52] All right, we were off a little bit

[01:52:56] Man

[01:53:00] It's just not freaking fair

[01:53:02] I wonder... I wonder what that red square on the left diagram there is.

[01:53:17] What?

[01:53:20] Oh yeah.

[01:53:26] Working as intended.

[01:53:27] Now look at this Aang, boys.

[01:53:32] And I ain't talkin' that stupid bald kid from Avatar.

[01:53:41] Which one?

[01:53:42] Who knows.

[01:53:43] all right hold on we're not think we're not thinking with our brain here

[01:54:06] fellows like sure I could do an Austin powers 100 point turn here and uh

[01:54:12] Honestly, I am kind of doing that right now as I'm explaining this to you.

[01:54:20] Rendering my point moot.

[01:54:24] Alright. Behold. Wait.

[01:54:29] Behold.

[01:54:31] Consults.

[01:54:34] Whee.

[01:54:35] Whee.

[01:54:38] Wait, that's as far as we could go left?

[01:54:42] All right, so we are doing a 100 point turn.

[01:54:55] I don't know why I didn't think to do that before.

[01:54:58] This guy's a dope. This guy's a dunderhead.

[01:55:03] What's with a good like blue collar insult dude?

[01:55:13] Like a blue collar white guy insult.

[01:55:17] I like Udope is the classic one, Udope!

[01:55:23] Soft hands?

[01:55:25] Damn!

[01:55:27] Shit, Buster!

[01:55:29] I don't think so.

[01:55:32] Oh wait no yeah sorry you said Buster with an ER yeah that does that is a white guy

[01:55:44] one for sure.

[01:55:53] I love saying pecker and my dad says pecker man

[01:56:03] Here at the dock sometimes yeah, all the seals man, you know, I mean pecking the food from the ground

[01:56:16] Oh got it. Whoa. Okay. We got it. It took it away from me briefly

[01:56:23] Lava lamp. Fun to watch, not bright. This is from personal experience.

[01:56:35] That's like a blue color insult, is calling someone a lava lamp.

[01:56:41] That's so boomer coded.

[01:56:43] You know, I've purchased like two or three different lava lamps in the last ten years, and I've never opened like...

[01:56:53] the box for them and like actually taking it out

[01:57:03] I know I never drank it no no no

[01:57:09] how high was I?

[01:57:11] uh not high

[01:57:13] oh

[01:57:14] it's like every time I got like dragged into like a Spencer's

[01:57:18] Like, this lava lamp's kind of neat.

[01:57:24] I like the idea of lava lamps.

[01:57:27] You know what I mean?

[01:57:33] I just took 2% job damage.

[01:57:43] Spencer still exists.

[01:57:44] Yeah, and it's even more crimson you can possibly imagine.

[01:57:53] I encourage you guys

[01:57:58] to go to your local Spencers, dude. Just to peep it out.

[01:58:09] Or buy yourself a t-shirt or two.

[01:58:14] get some socks man listen here buddy hey you dunderhead what are you doing

[01:58:28] with that reach stacker huh what they teach you at the academy

[01:58:35] gun

[01:58:40] gun

[01:58:42] holy frick bad chest are you the Michelangelo van go Jesus Christ of transport shipping

[01:58:53] boom 14k in the bank

[01:58:56] boom

[01:58:58] 2% damage who fuck

[01:59:00] cares dude we can buy the thing now

[01:59:03] I think vehicle, guys, I honestly, maybe we should be aiming for a different vehicle.

[01:59:27] tractor this is 320 capacity how the hell am I supposed to we have we need another

[01:59:39] order so dumb oh no I need not needed the construction

[01:59:48] There's no way, dude.

[01:59:55] Did we lose?

[02:00:06] Did we lose?

[02:00:14] is J.O.B alarm? That's my, that's my, hey it's 3 o'clock, you should be starting your

[02:00:32] stream alarm. It doesn't work very often.

[02:00:47] Do we have an ability to time travel? Well I mean I guess we can see what

[02:00:52] happens if I lose. I freaked it boys. I freaked it. We were supposed to get a

[02:00:58] a shipping office so we can make another order so we can use the remaining manpower from our

[02:01:04] machines in order to

[02:01:13] times two reach stackery yards

[02:01:19] so we need we need we would need 200 more

[02:01:21] Which we definitely have. Wait. So I lost. I think I lost. What can I do?

[02:02:08] Here we have 50 that's 90. Okay

[02:02:14] That is 90 see these are the these are the crippling Lee and arrestingly difficult decisions you're gonna have to make on the dock, dude

[02:02:24] Straight up so you sacrifices gotta be made

[02:02:28] sign two orders upgrade your beat a little too that's not I have my bros me

[02:02:41] maybe we what we should do is the next job we our only option is doing this

[02:02:57] construction job. Time to learn how to handle oversized cargo and clean up the

[02:03:05] terminal. We need to clear a small area and put a couple of loads in their place.

[02:03:11] Thank you Saber Interactive for the sponsor! Or forget for sponsoring this

[02:03:19] dream! Using the re-stecker with cargo from designated area to unblock the

[02:03:26] gate. Then move the highlighted containers. Both containers must be

[02:03:31] delivered to their designated locations.

[02:03:36] Affirmative.

[02:03:39] I

[02:03:47] Drink

[02:04:04] That wasn't what I meant

[02:04:06] The drama.

[02:04:32] There's rope mode in the radial menu and remove the marked objects from the area.

[02:04:37] I was like, how the heck am I supposed to move that?

[02:04:41] Where's the rope?

[02:04:45] Uh, this, I believe.

[02:04:53] Hold ALT and click Cursor to select a point on the spreader.

[02:04:58] Oh my god.

[02:05:03] Is it connected?

[02:05:04] I think we- this is setting the, uh, the distance.

[02:05:14] Holy guag- oh, it broke.

[02:05:16] Alright, let's not mess with the distance right now.

[02:05:23] Oh, I'm roping, dude.

[02:05:35] So when it's oversized, they use these cables.

[02:05:37] There might be a dockhead now, dude.

[02:05:43] I wonder if I can just drop it.

[02:05:48] thing looks damaged. I think I can crush that car. I can't drop it. Done. Yeah, I

[02:06:17] I think Bill is probably involved with like a criminal syndicate, that's kind of like my guess right now.

[02:06:24] He's optimistic because he about to get that.

[02:06:26] Hlion money, dude!

[02:06:45] Where are you?

[02:06:47] Boom, and then we do boom, simple geometry fellows.

[02:07:07] Look at its sway.

[02:07:08] Look at those realistic physics.

[02:07:10] Look at the command of real machines happening right now.

[02:07:15] Look at how I'm operating powerful real-world equipment right now.

[02:07:20] Look at how it's a massive ship to short crane or a heavy-duty tractor like this one.

[02:07:40] Initiate turn protocol.

[02:07:44] the ropes? Wait, what? You stirrups to turn the portable locker room upside down.

[02:07:54] Oh, it's the back one. Oh, we can't grab that one yet.

[02:08:03] Dude, whose cars are these? Just like laying around the dog, man. I could not

[02:08:08] imagine leaving an entire car just like on a dog. That don't make no sense! Get a

[02:08:16] lip um oh oh oh I think I can just move this one normally now

[02:08:46] You nailed it!

[02:08:53] I have ascended to Dock Hood.

[02:08:57] I have become one with my machine.

[02:09:09] I am the Dock Worker.

[02:09:12] I am hate.

[02:09:17] Bam-bam-bam-bam!

[02:09:28] I wonder where Port Wake is supposed to be?

[02:09:30] That's the name of the place we're at right now, by the way.

[02:09:34] In Sabre Interactive's Doct?

[02:09:42] I need a re-center.

[02:09:50] Oh, we've done so.

[02:09:55] Give us your best cat call, Mr. Worker.

[02:09:59] Me, yeah.

[02:10:04] Perfect. I'm, oh my, I actually one shot both. The pickup and the end here.

[02:10:19] Yep. Yeah, I think I was made for blue collar work.

[02:10:31] I know they're Canadian. I know they're Canadian. That's okay.

[02:10:35] J-Winnie, thanks for the...

[02:10:39] We got to flip it.

[02:10:43] It's rope time.

[02:10:47] Y'all ready for this?

[02:10:51] We got to flip it.

[02:10:55] We got to flip it.

[02:10:59] Y'all ready for this? Now this is one of Doc's most interesting features.

[02:11:12] BOOM! I flipped it dude!

[02:11:22] Holy... holy... waka moly!

[02:11:29] Uh, what's going on here?

[02:11:31] Oh, yeah.

[02:11:33] It was not straight.

[02:11:46] Dude, I'm docking out of my freaking gourd right now.

[02:11:59] Considerepto. So this is called a portable locker room. I've seen many

[02:12:10] construction sites with this exact shipping container on site. I always

[02:12:14] assumed it was just like a... well not this exact one but I just assumed it was

[02:12:19] just like a trailer. I guess it is technically a trailer. But also looks

[02:12:23] kind of like a shipping container.

[02:12:29] I think maybe we're supposed to do this one first.

[02:12:35] I couldn't have flipped it though.

[02:12:40] Okay.

[02:12:41] Let's take a quick peek.

[02:12:48] Back her up a little bit.

[02:12:50] Correct.

[02:12:51] Initiate.

[02:12:52] Hmm. It counts. So I-I doesn't have to all be green.

[02:13:17] Okay.

[02:13:20] Well, it sounds too optimistic.

[02:13:26] Okay, we got the construction materials for shipping office, level two.

[02:13:35] Which we absolutely have to do.

[02:13:38] Holy guacamole.

[02:13:41] Oh, shh!

[02:13:44] Office.

[02:13:49] Uh, now...

[02:13:51] We got orders.

[02:13:53] Shut up.

[02:13:56] Yep.

[02:13:57] Oops.

[02:13:59] Um...

[02:14:01] Now we will do... Wait, we need...

[02:14:04] At least 200, which is fine.

[02:14:07] Uh, so we will pick...

[02:14:11] This one because it has the biggest number right here

[02:14:18] Then we're gonna claim that and then we're gonna go to economy processing

[02:14:27] Oh

[02:14:29] Wait, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good

[02:14:37] Wait, we're not good

[02:14:40] I feel like any of those orders would have been too much.

[02:15:07] You know, maybe what we do is we sell one of these.

[02:15:10] Hold on.

[02:15:17] Required one straddle carrier.

[02:15:18] So I sell one of my loaders.

[02:15:23] I buy it at the sacri-yard.

[02:15:28] Wait, do I have to park it?

[02:15:30] Yes.

[02:15:33] No, I already have that.

[02:15:37] Okay, we're about to we're about to

[02:15:41] We're about to make a necessary sacrifice

[02:15:52] I think we can pick any vehicle for these

[02:15:56] The question is like one of these reach stackers is

[02:15:59] is able to do 340.

[02:16:02] One of them is able to do 260, but I'm not quite positive which

[02:16:07] one of these... they both say 300.

[02:16:11] So I guess it doesn't matter. I'm gonna sell. I cannot...

[02:16:14] why can I not sell?

[02:16:17] Let's try dropping the...

[02:16:22] F1 for information, no.

[02:16:37] How much is the 10k?

[02:16:42] I have to be able to sell this!

[02:16:46] Why can I not?

[02:16:52] You have to have two.

[02:16:56] Alright, can we secretly do another job?

[02:17:00] No.

[02:17:03] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[02:17:10] Errrm, guys?

[02:17:14] Maybe we can upgrade to the elseltseer.

[02:17:15] Um, guys, yard B level 2.

[02:17:27] I'm checking out upgrades because I do not have a Shroudle carrier.

[02:17:35] um guys...

[02:17:45] tasks?

[02:17:50] no.

[02:17:54] we have an emergency right now.

[02:18:01] You guys want to see something cool?

[02:18:10] Start the job?

[02:18:11] I can't!

[02:18:12] I can only work two jobs!

[02:18:14] I have two days for the milestone.

[02:18:18] Oh my god!

[02:18:20] Alright, we're good.

[02:18:23] Good looking chat.

[02:18:24] I knew I missed something.

[02:18:27] profit and loss at the end of the day minus 22,000

[02:18:34] so you forgot to set up your cargo processing today you could process 300 more containers today

[02:18:39] to make much more profit

[02:18:45] dude what? oh

[02:18:51] a doi

[02:18:53] I forgot I removed this to see if I could sell it

[02:18:57] a freaking doi

[02:19:00] okay

[02:19:02] Alright now we're only losing 1.9 as opposed to 22,000

[02:19:08] You said the cargo processing and approving profits no, I can't

[02:19:21] So we have to make new orders

[02:19:27] Daily profit minus one point minus 13,000 I want one of these dude the straddle carrier

[02:19:40] okay man that's how I actually saved us because I thought for sure as soon as I hit end day

[02:19:47] we're gonna game over but I'm an idiot and overlooked one particular detail we

[02:19:58] should be able to get what we want though

[02:20:07] Double task.

[02:20:14] So, I think ideally we want to get rid of these shitty little tractors and we want to have

[02:20:26] like the straddle carrier doing this shit.

[02:20:31] Thanks for showing me this gameboomer and I will purchase it.

[02:20:36] And thank you Saber Interactive for allowing me the opportunity to show you this game chatter

[02:20:47] Thank you

[02:20:58] Jobs so

[02:21:01] So milestone upgrade yard bead to level 2.

[02:21:05] What do we need for that?

[02:21:06] Yard bead.

[02:21:07] We need a Stralcar.

[02:21:08] Okay.

[02:21:09] Which means we need money.

[02:21:11] If we get the money, we can upgrade this.

[02:21:15] We can grab the milestone for 50 construction materials.

[02:21:23] Which I needed for something else but I don't remember right now.

[02:21:27] Yippee.

[02:21:28] Four containers fell off the ship onto a truck.

[02:21:37] Remove them and free the vehicle.

[02:21:42] First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the girl's Scarface.

[02:21:46] That was kind of hard, man.

[02:21:51] You guys know anyone growing up with a Scarface poster?

[02:21:58] It was not me.

[02:22:08] You had one.

[02:22:09] Dude, and that's why I like you so much.

[02:22:11] That's why I like you so much.

[02:22:18] Okay, we're gonna have to grab the not fucked up containers first, I swear, because I'm

[02:22:33] a blue collar worker, by the way.

[02:22:35] Bring a little, uh, bring it into character here.

[02:22:45] We're all lit.

[02:22:57] Oh my gosh.

[02:23:05] Well, we're doing everything to this thing, man.

[02:23:14] Geez.

[02:23:16] How do I go left?

[02:23:21] I forget.

[02:23:22] Oh, don't we?

[02:23:36] Alright, how have we messed up?

[02:23:41] Got it.

[02:23:44] Boom.

[02:23:49] I'm inventing people in my head right now dang it you dunderhead better get that

[02:24:15] They're good. They're good. That container's center.

[02:24:22] I know what to do, man. I think we have to flip this.

[02:24:32] What?

[02:24:44] I'm an idiot.

[02:24:53] Now we hold off. Wait. Now we hold off. Now we hold off. Now we hold off.

[02:25:02] I think we got it.

[02:25:09] Dub.

[02:25:10] I can't freaking see.

[02:25:17] Now we switch back to 20 foot spreader mode.

[02:25:26] You're sick of docking.

[02:25:27] Yeah, I think I could pretty much beat anyone at this game actually.

[02:25:46] Pretty confident, uh, it's no contest.

[02:25:49] Boom.

[02:25:50] They call that a swaying dock, by the way.

[02:26:09] It's actually a legendary maneuver invented by John Dockman.

[02:26:14] John Dock's.

[02:26:15] He did it in 1923 when the storm was so bad that he couldn't even see street.

[02:26:24] The golf ball size hails were slapping him in the eyeball.

[02:26:29] He didn't have windshields back then so he was just sitting on top of a fucking tower.

[02:26:38] John docks. I think about him every freaking day. He was my mentor.

[02:27:00] I think I keep looking the wrong thing there.

[02:27:10] Boom!

[02:27:11] Nope, go up, go up.

[02:27:18] You're first docking in some ways you only dock.

[02:27:21] Yeah.

[02:27:22] That's right.

[02:27:25] You know what, you know what John Dox used to say to me?

[02:27:30] And the portable locker

[02:27:34] Yeah, you say you say kid there's more to life than docking, you know

[02:27:44] But hell I don't know if I'll ever find out what and then he would drink from his dip cup I

[02:27:53] Miss that motherfucker man

[02:28:00] God, I miss him.

[02:28:06] What happened to him?

[02:28:09] Uh, jail for tax evasion.

[02:28:14] You know, John Dox used to always say,

[02:28:18] ain't no fucking way I'm paying my taxes,

[02:28:21] I'm gonna bury my money in a hole behind my house.

[02:28:26] And we all told him we were like John Dox.

[02:28:29] That is tax evasion!

[02:28:33] And he always said,

[02:28:35] Well, technically I'm employed by this company, so already I am paying taxes that is taken out of my paycheck.

[02:28:41] Which was not true.

[02:28:43] We all warned him.

[02:28:48] Roll it!

[02:28:52] But it is.

[02:28:54] But see the thing about John Dox is he was actually an independent contractor.

[02:29:01] And the money being taken out of his paycheck was actually

[02:29:06] uh... money

[02:29:07] that was being spent.

[02:29:11] Like him.

[02:29:13] I'm many a drunken vendor.

[02:29:24] is Alamone the Judy dogs it was a greedy one that is true

[02:29:37] real go for

[02:29:40] do not knock that off

[02:29:47] stop swaying

[02:29:50] Yeah, I'm thinking that's a mission complete, baby.

[02:29:57] BOOM!

[02:29:58] BOOM!

[02:29:59] This looks unsafe.

[02:30:00] Yeah, there ain't much safe about the profession.

[02:30:11] I call it the profession.

[02:30:13] The trade, if you will.

[02:30:19] why that shit!

[02:30:25] now, process, oh, yes

[02:30:31] wait

[02:30:36] arm guy

[02:30:44] hmmm

[02:30:49] Okay, I'm done, but we figured it out.

[02:30:55] I don't think I have enough.

[02:30:57] Wait for it.

[02:30:59] Oh my god!

[02:31:01] But I think we're meeting our milestone anyway.

[02:31:05] No.

[02:31:06] What?

[02:31:07] We're loading 350.

[02:31:11] What happens if we do this?

[02:31:17] What happens if we do this we'll see

[02:31:22] Hey, what 490 Phil

[02:31:39] Thinking thinking go

[02:31:47] I think this is from yesterday so we'll be well over this when we in the day so we're

[02:32:13] good so we got a freaking dub skee is what you're saying

[02:32:24] can I span these construction materials yes I can oh look at this never

[02:32:30] mind I'm done I forgot I was gonna do this

[02:32:43] That is a few more cargo processing chains should do the trick.

[02:32:49] Economy.

[02:32:50] Do you see how much upgrading to Strato-Carrier increased the yard capacity?

[02:32:54] Yes, man. I saw that dad.

[02:32:57] The Strato-Carrier will also help the reach stacker transport the cargo between the yards.

[02:33:04] Any vehicle can move containers around the port, but the yards are only served by vehicles assigned to them.

[02:33:11] We have enough capacity to take care of the milestone

[02:33:16] We still have enough capacity to take care of all the water to use

[02:33:21] And we'll have to pay a penalty for those but that's okay

[02:33:25] Optimal capacity distribution is what we need to care about right now

[02:33:30] If you feel overwhelmed you can always turn to AI help. Oh

[02:33:36] Where is that I would love to see that

[02:33:38] Where's the AI held?

[02:33:47] $5,000.

[02:33:48] It ain't paying for that, are you dumb?

[02:34:00] Hell no.

[02:34:01] Why is this only 100?

[02:34:06] Oh, I see.

[02:34:13] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:34:24] Um...

[02:34:29] Um...

[02:34:33] Oh my gosh!

[02:34:36] Set 450 T.E.U. in the following columns. Unloading, transport, and loading.

[02:34:44] I don't know if that's possible for us.

[02:34:46] We can upgrade to the other sub now.

[02:35:08] Score as big as your sub?

[02:35:09] Yes it's possible just balance the T.E.U.

[02:35:11] I don't think so.

[02:35:12] I don't think it is possible.

[02:35:17] I do not believe so, chatter.

[02:35:23] Okay.

[02:35:42] I'm thinking, duh?

[02:35:50] It's not possible, chatter.

[02:35:52] It's not possible.

[02:35:56] If only I had AI help freak, man!

[02:35:59] To say I would be like, hmm, yes.

[02:36:02] It seems like you're having trouble balancing your T.E.U.

[02:36:05] Have you considered using your last working operation in order to acquire more funding

[02:36:10] to

[02:36:13] Yeah, that's quite quite troublesome. What's happening right now?

[02:36:17] Um

[02:36:20] Shreddle carrier yard B

[02:36:24] Yard G. That's where I stay

[02:36:32] Um

[02:36:38] Yeah

[02:36:40] So there there exists a future in a world

[02:36:45] where immediately after I end the stream I'm going to continue

[02:36:50] my docked campaign.

[02:36:58] But for now, unfortunately we gotta move on to other stuff.

[02:37:02] So I would personally like to think Saber Interactive for sponsoring the stream

[02:37:07] and don't forget

[02:37:08] It's available on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, Slash S, and PC via both Steam and the Epic Game Store, everyone's distribution platform, everyone's favorite distribution platform, Epic Game Store.

[02:37:26] $29.99 in a deluxe edition for $39.99, dude.

[02:37:34] Run the port command real machines earn and expand

[02:37:41] And find out the secret to Bill's secret drug empire, dude

[02:37:48] Thank you, this has been moon moon from the moon moon show don't forget game on gamers

[02:38:01] All right cut

[02:38:04] cut

[02:38:10] Thank you

[02:38:19] Was that good guys

[02:38:21] We didn't take the lens off?

[02:38:33] What?

[02:38:35] Guys, what if I end up Microsoft Copilot?

[02:38:40] I think it'll crash my computer.

[02:38:45] I love AI so much.

[02:38:50] I love A.I. so much A.I. A.I.

[02:39:02] You can uninstall co-pilot? Nice.

[02:39:05] What do you still have it?

[02:39:06] I'm afraid to fuck with the bloatware that comes with Windows sometimes because uh...

[02:39:16] Who knows?

[02:39:17] What sort of instability not having this worthless AI companion could cause my computer, you know what I mean?

[02:39:24] I don't know why, why is this dumb motherfucker in chat typing question marks, okay?

[02:39:31] What the fuck you mean question marks? Have you used a computer in the last fucking seven years, you dumb bitch?

[02:39:40] Chatters beat that guy's ass.

[02:39:58] Jump that guy.

[02:40:00] Fight your own battles?

[02:40:04] I can dude.

[02:40:06] That's why I'm making my kid do martial arts because of it if there's a kid that's like skateboarding near me at any point

[02:40:16] Right and it pisses me off for some reason I

[02:40:20] Sent him out there like a Pokemon dude, you know what I mean

[02:40:31] Be this ass Billy

[02:40:33] What do we play I have a couple of ideas but I want to hear I want to see your suggest arenas

[02:40:45] Horsy game

[02:40:49] Slay the spire to

[02:40:53] Urm guys

[02:40:55] I don't know if you want to see me do that continue Zomboid around good idea good idea

[02:41:13] you.

[02:41:31] Nightrunners Prologue or Descenders who are feeling something new bring. Do a single

[02:41:35] run in DOS Future in Mugenics. You'll love the bus. No.

[02:41:41] to RPG2 an innovative third-person action RPG where you can choose traditional

[02:41:46] weapons to fight monsters fairly or activate cheats like godly powers the

[02:41:52] unique voice controlled gear system lets you summon spells or enhance

[02:41:57] yourself this is definitely an adventure you've never experienced before

[02:42:02] This is a Chinese game. Not that I have any any issue with that

[02:42:16] Yeah, I saw this when it came out

[02:42:27] I'm looking at the pictures I got

[02:42:32] What game?

[02:42:42] Weird RPG 2?

[02:42:44] Did this guy ever release, oh he did release Weird RPG 1.

[02:42:56] dude like

[02:43:03] why ok dude tell me all right tell me why

[02:43:06] all time peak

[02:43:12] from when this game released weird rpg 2

[02:43:16] all time peak player count ok

[02:43:19] 543 on steam

[02:43:25] It has six hundred and sixteen reviews.

[02:43:34] It has more reviews than people ever played it at one time.

[02:43:48] OK, now let's go.

[02:43:49] Let's go peep for a moment.

[02:43:51] All right, let's just let's pick a random game that came out.

[02:43:55] Uh, maybe like a couple of weeks ago is let me

[02:44:02] We do re-animal there's actually a lot of reviews in that way

[02:44:16] Peak isn't total players I'm glad you took the five minutes to type out with your two fingers that message

[02:44:23] maybe the sound of your stupid ass keyboard was so deafening you cannot hear me elaborate

[02:44:29] and actually say like understand what I said that's fine that's fine I'm not interested in

[02:44:38] playing week one again that interested having less fingers is not a moral failing you fat a

[02:44:48] correct however typing with two fingers only is a moral failing um I forgot the

[02:45:03] point I was trying to make anyway Chinese game man dude Chinese gamers bro

[02:45:07] they always be reviewing games on steam huh that's crazy I wonder what the most

[02:45:13] Reviewed game on Steam isn't it? Why is it black myth? Wukong

[02:45:26] Wait nope it's probably TF2 actually it's like a 728k dude. It's counter strike. Let's see. Let's see

[02:45:37] Counter strike one had 34k counter strike source

[02:45:43] 44k kind of strike global offensive nevermind so I hear

[02:45:58] Sorry, I literally broken milestone before any game did

[02:46:05] 585,000

[02:46:07] It seems like TF2 might be the most reviewed one, dude. That's crazy. Actually it says

[02:46:13] recent reviews and English reviews, but when I go to a different game, it says recent reviews

[02:46:22] and all reviews. So it's only, it's not even counting the foreign language reviews

[02:46:29] for TF2.

[02:46:36] Checks the S2?

[02:46:39] 2.4 million English reviews!

[02:46:52] Why is it so much?

[02:46:55] Wait.

[02:46:58] The Counter-Strike 2 page is just the CSGO page.

[02:47:01] Release date August 21, 2012. That is not when CS2 released.

[02:47:08] It's a global offensives page? Yeah, okay. That makes sense.

[02:47:16] Can't read every single one, please.

[02:47:19] Alright, I'll pick a random one, okay? And how about that?

[02:47:21] I'm going to scroll a little bit. I'm going to close my eyes.

[02:47:30] All right.

[02:47:34] Gaben, where my beta key?

[02:47:39] 2.5 thousand hours on record.

[02:47:43] Not recommend that was recommended by that guy not recommended

[02:47:54] Too many hackers and toxic plebs

[02:47:59] Update colon we almost got 2024 and people still cheating in Counter-Strike 2

[02:48:04] Imagine gabin isn't able to pay for an

[02:48:07] Functional anti-cheat system speechless. I wish someone had paid for this guy's private school

[02:48:12] So he understood basic English grammar, but that's okay. Obviously this guy with the 18,000 hours

[02:48:20] Not recommended not recommended

[02:48:26] ESL don't be rude dude as far my head can is that this guy is is natively American so it's not

[02:48:37] And if he's not then yeah, I'm sorry

[02:48:42] your college dropout true true not wrong however I know when to use a and and not

[02:48:55] and cool docs not that bad not that bad closing thoughts if you like simulator

[02:49:05] games? Do it up dude. Not bad they ran just fine. For me.

[02:49:20] Spacewarlord baby trading simulator. No. I do the non-ad review. That is my non-ad

[02:49:32] review I'm sorry that's not satisfactory to you dude all the fucking cynics in my

[02:49:41] mug gaming space man you got you motherfuckers don't like anything yet you

[02:49:47] can't comprehend anything that is it beyond the slop that's being served to

[02:49:51] you dude

[02:49:54] I

[02:50:00] For I was gonna say

[02:50:04] King cynical says what that twitch chat I've been on my anti-cynic arc for for literally years at this point

[02:50:12] It is active attempt at self-improvement, but

[02:50:19] Um

[02:50:24] Yo, I said weeks now

[02:50:32] Only one does these days is chase steam charts for number of the players here my two omega hot gaming takes one

[02:50:39] Yeah, people do care too much about how many people are playing the game that they're interested in playing. Yes

[02:50:46] And the tools that have been created for people to track that information has like negatively impacted

[02:50:53] The ability for John Billy to hop on his computer see a game and be like that looks kind of cool

[02:50:59] I'm gonna I'm gonna peep that out. You know and instead it's probably like oh, there's only like 400 people playing this game

[02:51:04] That is not enough for me for some reason even though I'm only one person. There's not enough

[02:51:09] This is a waste of my time

[02:51:10] I just worked 15 hours at the the asshole cream filling factory and my asshole is so fucking pulped up right now

[02:51:17] That I don't want to sit down and spend my 10 hours of gaming my 10 minutes of gaming on

[02:51:22] Uh, TF2.

[02:51:27] Um, my other hot take?

[02:51:31] Okay.

[02:51:35] Gaming wikis ruin gaming too.

[02:51:47] True!

[02:51:49] He says about himself.

[02:51:51] Now there are there are obvious exceptions obvious exceptions

[02:51:57] obvious exceptions obvious exceptions like a game like

[02:52:02] Rimworld door fortress

[02:52:04] Like places where you would need in it sometimes need an external guide or whatever

[02:52:10] Um

[02:52:13] Now I saw some chatters make the strategy guide argument, okay

[02:52:21] I

[02:52:25] Use strategy not strategy guys growing up

[02:52:31] For like games like fun fancy seven fun fancy eight shit like that. Well, like I was literally

[02:52:38] Ten years old my frontal lobe could not comprehend some of the words even in the the shitty final fantasy 7 English translation

[02:52:46] So, I needed a strategy guide to compensate for my tiny brain, you know what I mean?

[02:52:58] To be like, to just like tell me where I needed to go.

[02:53:01] Or maybe I skipped all the dialogue because of my tiny brain.

[02:53:09] My oblivion guide is so used it's disintegrating. Nice.

[02:53:16] Oh, excuse me

[02:53:20] He's blaming guys for shitty puzzle solving abilities as an adult honestly that they might be the reason why

[02:53:30] They might be the reason why dude

[02:53:46] Got moon ring I promise is good

[02:53:51] Oh no one knows what the fuck this is

[02:53:59] Yeah, this game looks great

[02:54:04] Uh cheat guides and walkthroughs are also the only reading a lot of children ever did

[02:54:10] Um

[02:54:12] I was actually a pretty prolific bathroom reader, I actually read a fair amount of books growing

[02:54:20] up just because I would sit on the toilet and read.

[02:54:25] You only read the back of the shampoo, I was the back of the shampoo reader as well, I

[02:54:33] was, I was.

[02:54:36] Uh, did we unpin the sponsored message?

[02:54:50] I think we did.

[02:54:53] I'm gonna change my title.

[02:54:58] Fuck.

[02:55:00] fuck

[02:55:06] um

[02:55:30] Hello.

[02:55:49] Make some freaks.

[02:56:00] And the OG RuneScape guidebook with the wheelchair skeleton on the front.

[02:56:07] What?

[02:56:10] Oh, it's it.

[02:56:19] So that's how I described this picture as a wheelchair skeleton, but what he meant to

[02:56:24] say was it is a skeleton in a wheelchair.

[02:56:28] Very different.

[02:56:29] Very different.

[02:56:30] One of those implies that the skeleton is handicapped in some way.

[02:56:35] The other one implies that maybe he sat down because the wheelchair was the only thing that was nearby at the time.

[02:56:47] Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop!

[02:56:49] I'm not gonna play Pocopia, no!

[02:56:51] No.

[02:56:52] I'm not really a Pokemon gamer.

[02:56:56] I hope to God my ex did not show my kid that game, dude.

[02:56:59] Oh my god.

[02:57:02] Oh man, we're on a doka-pon kick right now,

[02:57:04] dude, it freaking owns, man.

[02:57:06] I don't need this kick coming up.

[02:57:07] You'd be like, oh, Muppercopia, dude, I don't give a fuck.

[02:57:17] I'll be right back.

[02:57:18] Give me a second.

[02:57:19] I'm gonna pick you some coffee.

[02:57:20] Then we will resume the main attraction.

[02:57:27] I got the music.

[02:57:28] I'll be right back.

[02:57:29] I

[02:57:37] Did it almost played calm susser Todd. Well, let me pick a different stuff for you guys

[02:57:54] The fuck what is this playlist hang on

[02:57:59] All right, we got this, we got this.

[02:58:29] Thank you.

[02:58:59] you

[02:59:29] you

[02:59:59] you

[03:00:29] you

[03:00:59] you

[03:01:29] you

[03:01:59] you

[03:02:29] you

[03:02:59] you

[03:03:29] you

[03:03:59] you

[03:04:29] you

[03:04:59] you

[03:05:29] you

[03:05:59] You

[03:06:29] Thank you.

[03:06:59] you

[03:07:29] Sorry, my scheduled jersey mics over arrived.

[03:07:57] I

[03:08:01] Interested anyone in a oily number five

[03:08:12] Mike's way of course of course brother

[03:08:27] I've had the rosemary, parm bread, no.

[03:08:38] Eat a salad?

[03:08:39] Dude, this has lettuce and onions on it, bro.

[03:08:41] I'm basically eating a salad.

[03:08:57] You

[03:09:19] Hmm

[03:09:27] How wretched the man's gotta eat fellow

[03:09:39] What up again I'm getting anxiety from the Casio Pia dude

[03:09:52] What are we playing dude someone decide for me, okay?

[03:09:57] I don't want to make a decision.

[03:10:11] Zomboid? Alright.

[03:10:16] Big Boss has to find out our heaven fellas. I don't remember where we logged out.

[03:10:27] Same 10 minute gameplays loop.

[03:10:45] Guard saw and break that guy's fingers.

[03:10:52] Leave that guy's arm in the chamber!

[03:11:22] I'll do that after shriek man that guy.

[03:11:35] I'll turn him off right now though.

[03:11:40] Boom.

[03:11:41] Done.

[03:11:42] I think.

[03:11:43] Let me check.

[03:11:44] Boom. Done. I think. Let me check. Don't play Slay This Fire 2, play Tomba 2.

[03:11:56] I got disconnected from chat I'm back

[03:12:04] Yeah.

[03:12:24] Boing.

[03:12:31] POE tomorrow?

[03:12:33] I don't know man

[03:12:42] Saying ten minute game loop dude, so I did there just some really fucking stupid ass shit

[03:12:57] Dude literally all you do that game is left clicking to move and then attack dude

[03:13:03] Over here, Ryan.

[03:13:07] Our character is sick.

[03:13:11] But why?

[03:13:20] Yeah, shovel?

[03:13:25] Oh yeah, we got humiliated by Ghostfire.

[03:13:27] Oh my god, wait. The helicopter event just happened. There are literally zombies outside

[03:13:40] my house right now. We might just die, actually. Hold on. Let's get behind the door. Will

[03:13:54] I ate my Jersey Mike's number five.

[03:13:57] We should rest.

[03:14:06] You hear that?

[03:14:07] That's a zombie outside, by the way.

[03:14:10] They creepin'.

[03:14:11] Why am I still sick?

[03:14:12] Why?

[03:14:18] Uh-oh.

[03:14:22] I'm not infected, man.

[03:14:24] Let's take a bath, hey what?

[03:14:36] Check body temp?

[03:14:37] Guys, the only way you can get infected by default is if you get bit and I have not

[03:14:43] been bit.

[03:14:45] I think.

[03:14:46] I guess we'll find out.

[03:14:53] by default you have to turn that on hmm okay then we might have actually been

[03:14:57] infected

[03:15:14] okay we're a little hot but we're wearing a lot of stuff

[03:15:23] Hmm.

[03:15:46] I got depressed.

[03:15:53] You fucking sad as shit, man.

[03:16:05] Papa Zanny.

[03:16:16] Zanny too.

[03:16:23] What the fuck do I have chickpeas on me?

[03:16:45] I think we're dead.

[03:16:55] I think we're dead.

[03:17:00] We're dead to sickness.

[03:17:08] I'm not sure I've ever had chickpeas IRL.

[03:17:15] Oh, Thomas? Okay, I've had chick P's IRL, guys.

[03:17:27] It was a sad song to be playing right now for the boss.

[03:17:56] gonna get bit. Someone's gonna climb to that fucking window while I'm speeding up and just

[03:18:00] kill me. Eat some of that bean and turkey soup, man. There's no way we're dead, though. Our

[03:18:16] Our body temperature is fine.

[03:18:32] Could just be a cold.

[03:18:34] Dude, you guys are gonna feel so stupid when we're not done.

[03:18:46] It's not good, it's not good, it's not good right, it's not good right now man.

[03:19:12] Glaceration healed?!

[03:19:14] Can I still be infected though?

[03:19:17] Like if it didn't heal, that means I'm infected.

[03:19:39] I'm hoping it's food poisoning.

[03:19:42] I like food poisoning last night long, not true.

[03:20:10] we have where's a weak stomach baby higher chance to have food illness

[03:20:24] Boom!

[03:20:39] We're done.

[03:20:53] Hmm

[03:20:56] You're not pick that up sleep

[03:21:23] if you consider getting healthy yeah I'm eating my soup meet my soup hmm

[03:21:44] Mmm, bean turkey soup.

[03:21:56] What's the speed up button again?

[03:21:58] Damn, we left the oven on all day.

[03:22:02] That's not good.

[03:22:04] Whoops.

[03:22:06] F1 through F3.

[03:22:09] Okay.

[03:22:10] I don't think we have any, like, books to read, you know, that's kind of like a problem.

[03:22:18] Ooh, what about...

[03:22:24] Hold up.

[03:22:28] Hold up.

[03:22:31] We got big biceps.

[03:22:34] How about that?

[03:22:38] Probably should close this door.

[03:22:50] We're so fucked. We're actually so fucked, dude.

[03:22:57] Alex, thanks for sub-it.

[03:23:07] Flashman's here, huh?

[03:23:21] I need magazine!

[03:23:29] We are slowly dying.

[03:23:34] Oh, God.

[03:23:45] Well, clearly we should go out with a bang.

[03:23:51] shoot self no I meant like

[03:24:05] something else

[03:24:09] lost a fat

[03:24:15] So, we can, uh, we can definitely die from food sickness because of our trade.

[03:24:32] Um.

[03:24:35] Oh, my God, man.

[03:24:40] Oh, no.

[03:24:44] We're Snake from MGS4 dude.

[03:25:11] I'm just poor snake.

[03:26:11] did shut up in game music

[03:26:33] all right can we throw Molotovs from a car

[03:27:11] Now.

[03:28:11] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[03:28:34] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[03:29:11] Can we make it to Louisville?

[03:30:06] I

[03:30:23] My god

[03:30:36] Yeah, our character's giga depressed.

[03:30:49] Gig a anxious.

[03:30:51] Gig a sick.

[03:31:04] The turn radius ain't good on this, boys.

[03:31:12] Oh my, I'm so good.

[03:31:34] Oh, no.

[03:31:53] throw it!

[03:32:14] car shut up

[03:32:15] Hahahaha

[03:32:18] Holy fuck

[03:32:25] Bip bip bip bip

[03:32:26] we're just over

[03:32:27] different place

[03:32:29] BOOM

[03:32:30] BOOM

[03:32:43] Meow meow meow meow meow

[03:32:45] meow meow uh solo custom custom wherever we started we started rosewood west

[03:32:56] point let's do riverside riverside motherfucking they turn a man to a car

[03:33:07] and a dog in a horsey. You're a fucking monster.

[03:33:18] There he is.

[03:33:22] I feel like I'm two hundred zombies on that character somehow.

[03:33:29] Rainspear, they've sold.

[03:33:36] Rookie numbers?

[03:33:38] I mean that was...

[03:33:40] 200 sprinters, let's be clear about that.

[03:33:45] Aminy, aminy, aminy, aminy.

[03:33:47] Of course I start in the house without a fucking television.

[03:33:55] Oh dude!

[03:33:59] Okay, that's not good.

[03:34:03] Oh, that's also not good.

[03:34:09] Hold on, hold on.

[03:34:15] Let's give it a quick little restart, shall we?

[03:34:22] Is it even really worth it to continue if we miss TV time immediately at the beginning?

[03:34:25] I'll think so.

[03:34:26] i do not think so

[03:34:37] god bless presets

[03:34:42] bomb bomb bomb

[03:34:43] captain bear k-leaks is up

[03:34:44] why tb time

[03:34:47] the television skills you up at certain points during the day

[03:34:50] until the power shuts off

[03:34:53] So it's like a limited resource to take care of a little bit of the grinding.

[03:35:00] Yeah, I'm not surprised we started here again, honestly.

[03:35:05] I think we just might be missing first TV.

[03:35:08] I yield a Riverside spawn and I even like rolled the seed multiple times, but I guess it doesn't matter.

[03:35:17] Oh, garbage stockings.

[03:35:18] Hmm.

[03:35:22] Oh my god.

[03:35:40] Hurry.

[03:35:42] We did it!

[03:35:44] We did it!

[03:35:48] Now time to sit down in this very unsafe house.

[03:36:00] Meow meow meow meow meow. Ding. Why is my back bloody? Oh it's dirty.

[03:36:10] I got a bottle opener nice nice get some cereal perfect for bulking up

[03:36:19] Got a fresh beef patty

[03:36:22] Yeah, I'm gonna eat that for no fucking reason and become a fat piece of shit again

[03:36:29] No frying pan

[03:36:37] You already are no

[03:36:40] No

[03:36:50] Never free your child

[03:36:57] He's not wrong

[03:37:03] But that cologne I can smell you from behind the screen

[03:37:08] Liar bitch

[03:37:10] Fire.

[03:37:14] Bail bail bail bail.

[03:37:22] Bail bail bail bail.

[03:37:27] The church up there?

[03:37:28] Where am I?

[03:37:29] Hey man.

[03:37:30] Y'all see a key on the ground?

[03:37:33] Now let me know, okay?

[03:37:42] There?

[03:37:49] I don't know, that does not look like one.

[03:37:52] Hold up.

[03:37:56] Welcome to your birthday party?

[03:37:59] What's for dinner?

[03:38:03] Shrimp tacos says a random chatter and not the person I was talking to.

[03:38:18] Hmm, I don't really like shrimp.

[03:38:24] Please say goop every time you loot something.

[03:38:28] Goop?

[03:38:30] Goop?

[03:38:32] Cake and cum, come glazing, wow.

[03:38:43] Keep this hand, this entire hand.

[03:38:51] Now I gotta go to church that day, I'm sorry.

[03:38:54] You wouldn't want to take me from Jesus, would you?

[03:38:59] Meow meow meow meow meow.

[03:39:05] Is it Goop Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina scent? Yeah, yeah.

[03:39:10] There's also a word.

[03:39:16] Well well well.

[03:39:20] Predictably there are quite a few zombies at the graveyard.

[03:39:23] There's a well, well, well, you vote, what the hell?

[03:39:32] No fucking way.

[03:39:36] This truck could have some real good shit in it.

[03:39:43] Hey, watch.

[03:39:53] How did you see me?

[03:40:07] Come on in!

[03:40:14] Bandage?

[03:40:20] Uh, we're gonna need a gas mask.

[03:40:27] He's got car parts.

[03:40:35] Where the fuck am I?

[03:40:39] T-bag the zombies, bruh?

[03:40:42] You're really gonna disrespect the dead like that, dude?

[03:40:45] Got him.

[03:40:47] So this chatter's a piece of shit, understood.

[03:40:56] I wanna check that shit.

[03:41:01] Think about a hotline Miami played there?

[03:41:03] You know, I've never played that game.

[03:41:10] But also, I don't really want to.

[03:41:15] What are you doing?

[03:41:19] That's why I didn't want to swing at first, but I was like, it might be safe.

[03:41:22] It was not fucking safe, by the way.

[03:41:29] It's okay, because we found a motherfucking crowbar, dude.

[03:41:33] Yes sir!

[03:41:47] Yeah, I'm thinking that that's W.

[03:41:51] Me, what I'm kai-san at?

[03:41:54] Thank God you looted that shed.

[03:42:03] Oh

[03:42:13] Dude, okay. Oh my god

[03:43:03] No way.

[03:43:10] Oh my!

[03:43:23] All right, this has to work.

[03:43:34] Oh, fuck!

[03:43:42] I keep hitting the wrong fucking button dude.

[03:43:53] I like we've ever survived a house alarm in this doll sprinter mode.

[03:44:23] tall fence dude we were we were slightly winded to I did not think we're gonna be

[03:44:27] able to climb that fence

[03:44:33] sound extra something oh my god we clutched up we clutched up we did clutch

[03:44:40] up I mean look I don't think there's many people alive who could have did what

[03:44:44] I just did is what I'm saying

[03:44:47] Three book three about the turbulent 60s shall we

[03:45:03] Yes

[03:45:07] Goullam see the show it

[03:45:10] Imagine if you paid 5,000 currency to have that have an AI climb that fence for you dude

[03:45:17] Opportunities missed, fellas. I wonder if we can still chop this with the hunting knife.

[03:45:24] I'm hearing several zombies outside.

[03:45:32] Shall we take a peek?

[03:45:37] Come in!

[03:45:47] Well, not dead, oh god, do not break them.

[03:46:14] Is my game too loud for you guys by the way?

[03:46:26] I may have fucked up.

[03:46:27] I turned down a little bit.

[03:46:33] Is it good?

[03:46:34] we got to turn back up a little bit

[03:46:51] metallic dress digital watch holy shit

[03:46:56] Okay. One of these cars probably works. Regular zombie? Holy shit. What's your name? Franklin

[03:47:24] Harman 100% do we round it up guys there's 1% Walker 1% fashion the dodge

[03:47:34] soldier 69 it's got fucking spoiler it was happening

[03:47:40] hey why is this one also slow that's a lucky pull right there boys

[03:47:54] Yeah

[03:47:58] Archey

[03:48:06] It is 97% spurs I just rounded up I'm click baiting. Okay

[03:48:12] Um, I think the trunk no longer exists on this also the window

[03:48:16] I want to bust the window open. I don't know what the radius is though.

[03:48:26] The key in here? Engine's dead.

[03:48:40] Nothing in the car.

[03:48:43] Dodge Charger though I'm teasing myself right now. What if though? What if though, dude?

[03:48:51] Can you imagine? Can you fucking imagine for a moment?

[03:49:00] That truck looks nice, dude.

[03:49:10] Are they all lifted or is the wheels in a different place?

[03:49:18] Alright.

[03:49:19] Oh, my... I did it too early.

[03:49:49] It's got no gas.

[03:49:56] Burner, burner, burner, burner.

[03:50:05] Fuck, I might just smash those.

[03:50:12] I don't know why I'm checking these.

[03:50:21] Is that a zombie Crip walking?

[03:50:30] Yeah.

[03:50:33] There's nothing in any of these cars.

[03:50:34] I guess except for the fucking key.

[03:50:44] I think this is the one we have the key for.

[03:50:47] May.

[03:50:53] Uhhh, cancel that. We do have a key for that.

[03:51:04] Oh god, there's something wrong with this car that we did not realize at first.

[03:51:19] Maybe not.

[03:51:34] No gas?

[03:51:35] Yeah, there ain't shit in these cars, so...

[03:51:44] What's the plan, though?

[03:51:59] What's the plan?

[03:52:00] I feel like I need to keep looting, which means we might not be able to just drive out of here.

[03:52:16] Okay.

[03:52:18] He's going around. He's so smart.

[03:52:25] Hi, buddy.

[03:52:30] They don't read my resubmessage?

[03:52:44] Uh, potentially, potentially.

[03:52:53] The car key, buddy.

[03:52:54] The Franklin valueline.

[03:52:55] That is the van.

[03:52:57] man. I think that zombie, the lady zombie on the right has been stabbed. There's another

[03:53:13] key in here for this car. Don't you worry 1969 Dodge Charger with the very ugly spoiler

[03:53:28] I'm coming.

[03:53:36] Landscaping. Hmm.

[03:53:40] You think a landscaping truck could have a sledgehammer in it?

[03:53:43] You totally use a sledgehammer for landscaping, right?

[03:53:58] Fuckin' murders you.

[03:54:25] The only place we could really get a hose?

[03:54:32] I have to turn this game into a third person game because good lord the camera angle and character movement is so bad.

[03:54:38] Uh, I think I...

[03:54:40] It feels great to me, so I don't know. Maybe it's like a...

[03:54:49] Skill issue?

[03:54:50] Mayhaps?

[03:54:51] I want to check this truck.

[03:55:11] My preference.

[03:55:12] That reads like someone who played maybe like two or three lives in the game up and was

[03:55:17] like this game is too hard but I'm about to justify it in a way that does not like

[03:55:20] congruent with me getting owned because I was too lazy to learn how to play the

[03:55:25] game. Just gotta wear it.

[03:55:29] Backpack!

[03:55:39] Got books in there?

[03:55:48] Will we find a better backpack than small backpack this run?

[03:55:51] That guy's a mother too?

[03:55:53] Yeah, and that guy's a mother's a whore as well.

[03:55:56] Yeah, fuck you.

[03:55:58] you for liking different things than me, bitch.

[03:56:05] Hi.

[03:56:12] Oh.

[03:56:18] Nothing.

[03:56:23] flashlight dub pager dub there is no key there might be oh wait

[03:56:34] hatchet hmm I think it's worth carrying around for me no motherfucking no

[03:56:49] Sledgehammer, huh?

[03:56:56] El?

[03:57:01] All right, is there anyone directly around us?

[03:57:05] There's stupid ass tall zombies.

[03:57:09] What was the...

[03:57:10] ...sir...

[03:57:10] Oh god.

[03:57:12] There's like a search key.

[03:57:13] A shortcut for...

[03:57:15] ...search mode.

[03:57:16] What is it?

[03:57:19] And... this chatter's a knower!

[03:57:30] I don't think we're gonna get a key.

[03:57:37] Actually, I don't even know how much fuel it has.

[03:57:44] Zero!

[03:57:46] Zero! Good condition though.

[03:57:54] This looks like a road that's on the edge of town.

[03:57:58] We don't have any food right now.

[03:58:11] I'm a buddy.

[03:58:25] I'm above it.

[03:58:26] Oh shit.

[03:58:37] Key residents.

[03:58:39] evil yeah we're gonna do we're gonna do our epic where wins meet sponsor tomorrow

[03:58:51] guys don't worry

[03:58:54] oh

[03:59:00] don't fucking worry I'm gonna start at 1 p.m. tomorrow yeah there's a lot of

[03:59:07] Zombies.

[03:59:21] Oh god, we got some wandering ones.

[03:59:37] Dude, fuck this neighborhood.

[03:59:40] You create some pretty good fucked up monstrosities in that game.

[03:59:44] I'm only allowed to spend 10 minutes on the character creation.

[03:59:52] I told you guys my original plan was to, uh,

[03:59:56] spend the entire segment making a character, but they thought of everything.

[04:00:03] They thought of fucking everything, dude.

[04:00:04] Sure with the social crap for that stream?

[04:00:09] Um, I don't care what you guys type when I'm doing sponsored stuff.

[04:00:13] I truly don't.

[04:00:14] I truly don't.

[04:00:16] Just don't flash it on the overlay.

[04:00:19] That's about it.

[04:00:24] That's about it.

[04:00:30] What is that down there?

[04:00:47] Hmm.

[04:00:49] Is there a sellout, I would say?

[04:00:53] Unfortunately twitch uh

[04:00:59] Sold us all out many years ago fellas. That's just the way that it is man. I'm so fucking sorry. I wish it wasn't like that I

[04:01:17] Tried almost ten years. I tried man

[04:01:23] I don't know why I didn't watch my stream, it's up to you.

[04:01:49] You want my social as well before we get started you're bound by taxes for me.

[04:02:05] Bamboni, thanks for subbing.

[04:02:07] Oh fuck.

[04:02:09] Oh, fuck.

[04:02:14] Oh, I need that.

[04:02:21] Doink.

[04:02:25] Opener collection complete.

[04:02:30] Oh, geez.

[04:02:37] I need some water. I'm parched. Speeding ticket, alcohol wipes, W. Brother.

[04:02:59] Oh, double bag.

[04:03:09] It's like a cool looking one.

[04:03:12] Whoa.

[04:03:14] I've never seen this double bag.

[04:03:17] I don't think I can carry everything.

[04:03:20] Oh yeah, we can.

[04:03:23] It's like Neon Pink.

[04:03:45] I think I've ever heard this song before.

[04:03:48] Yoink. Yoink. Yoink.

[04:03:53] Why didn't I put them in there, you ask?

[04:03:54] Cause I'm an idiot.

[04:03:59] I don't think we need a funnel.

[04:04:01] Ropes for big animals.

[04:04:03] We don't need that yet.

[04:04:15] Don't need electrical wire.

[04:04:17] Probably do not need a box of batteries.

[04:04:23] I

[04:04:31] Have to do wash your robe like every week

[04:04:39] Is that enough for you

[04:04:53] We need some booze.

[04:05:00] Oh yeah, hold up.

[04:05:04] This is why I need booze.

[04:05:08] Molotov cocktail.

[04:05:12] Chippies.

[04:05:14] The first time I've seen ports.

[04:05:18] Oh my!

[04:05:22] Where the fuck are you going?

[04:05:31] That door broke.

[04:05:36] Mama Mia.

[04:05:48] Drink the beer.

[04:05:49] Why is it so strong?

[04:05:51] Hey, port's wine.

[04:05:53] I thought it was like an ale.

[04:05:56] I was just drinking an entire bottle of wine.

[04:05:59] We'll be alright.

[04:06:02] Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

[04:06:10] Whoops.

[04:06:16] Oh

[04:06:23] Okay, just help with the wall then bitch

[04:06:41] Okay, not good not good

[04:06:44] I should not have drank that entire bottle of wine or Reno for the salt and

[04:06:51] Vinny's that they're on the fucking floor

[04:06:59] I had Ponkeys mmm I'm gonna puke but they're great

[04:07:09] don't need the whistles you get I think you can equip the whistles and

[04:07:13] then your cube becomes a whistle right meow meow meow meow

[04:07:18] Sorakko

[04:07:26] sour cream and cheddar is better.

[04:07:32] Hell no.

[04:07:35] Really, there's a TV in this bar.

[04:07:39] Oh, maybe upstairs.

[04:07:40] Is there an upstairs?

[04:07:43] I'm so fucking drunk, man.

[04:07:51] Sick this dirty trash rag for later use.

[04:08:03] Nothing, dude.

[04:08:04] Dude, there's Barso Hoppin.

[04:08:09] What's his name?

[04:08:11] You did an impression of Obama ordering at Panda Express.

[04:08:17] Hmm.

[04:08:18] Oh, let me be clear.

[04:08:22] I would like a number five.

[04:08:24] Number five is my favorite.

[04:08:27] Fried rice.

[04:08:31] You know that shit's goaded on the sauce.

[04:08:33] How about that?

[04:08:35] Is that good?

[04:08:37] This guy's never ordered from Panda Express.

[04:08:42] Um...

[04:08:48] I haven't, actually. I've been to Panda Express one time.

[04:08:58] The hell?

[04:09:07] one time and it was kind of by accident

[04:09:28] but I live in Washington and we have this thing called Teriyaki

[04:09:32] it is

[04:09:35] uh... like panda express but even the worst area occupies is probably like

[04:09:39] asset or actually

[04:09:44] uh...

[04:09:48] usually better

[04:09:50] there's so many so

[04:09:55] usually better

[04:09:59] I think we should make a drop off at our car, bots.

[04:10:08] Cheese.

[04:10:09] Milk.

[04:10:10] Yeah, we probably shouldn't drink that.

[04:10:12] I don't know why the cow's milk doesn't go bad.

[04:10:18] Margarine.

[04:10:18] You can make dough with that, guys.

[04:10:19] You know that?

[04:10:27] Dough!

[04:10:29] but I think RE9 I will say that I honestly I think it's probably one of the

[04:10:38] games that I put the most thought into giving a post game review about and it

[04:10:43] was also simultaneously the one that made chatters the most mad there's a lot

[04:10:51] a lot of a lot of resident evil uh

[04:10:56] apologists

[04:11:07] i honestly it's kind of embarrassing because they like these are probably the

[04:11:10] same people who pop in a twitch i'd be like this game's

[04:11:12] fucking ass dude like five minutes in but like

[04:11:16] you expect me to

[04:11:21] It was a watered down Resident Evil game with semi-interesting callbacks and a

[04:11:27] semi-interesting advancement to their otherwise ridiculous anime overarching

[04:11:30] story. That's that's Resident Evil 9.

[04:11:34] Howie!

[04:11:41] I'm here buddy!

[04:11:51] Where is the fucking junkyard? It's up there.

[04:12:02] We gotta drop off into car.

[04:12:07] This can't be Hollywood style game bro, it's not that deep.

[04:12:13] I mean counterpoint what I said it's not that deep

[04:12:35] It was a short game to felt short

[04:12:43] I think the uh I tried to be pretty thorough. I think the average person that

[04:12:50] peeps that game probably won't be and they'll probably end up with like 17

[04:12:53] hours played.

[04:13:02] Dude turn around please.

[04:13:06] I got 16 hours and got more completed than you.

[04:13:26] Yeah, I mean look.

[04:13:31] Prove it.

[04:13:32] One, two.

[04:13:33] There's a difference between me and you playing alone in your room, you know what I mean?

[04:13:37] Like...

[04:13:38] I gotta talk to assholes like you, you know what I mean?

[04:13:42] You know what I mean?

[04:13:45] That takes some time.

[04:13:58] As this compared to Overwatch, thank you.

[04:14:01] I would say much better than zombies run around you what are you doing buddy this truck has

[04:14:09] 18 space dude.

[04:14:14] Oh, you know what.

[04:14:30] What them capers in that be?

[04:14:34] That cheese in that be?

[04:14:40] Keep the milk.

[04:14:42] We ought to drink this.

[04:14:43] Now, look, there they are.

[04:14:47] Capers are gross?

[04:14:49] What the hell?

[04:14:50] Capers are delicious.

[04:14:56] That's a farm, I think.

[04:14:58] It has a fence.

[04:15:05] Do you think we can sneak into this house?

[04:15:10] What mythic did I do in WOTR?

[04:15:13] Uh, I didn't actually get to pick ya before I stopped.

[04:15:20] Bump, beep, bump, beep.

[04:15:21] I was going to do the chaotic one, or there ain't no way, man.

[04:15:30] They're just like skipping through the fucking...

[04:15:37] I think it was Luzada.

[04:15:40] Did I finish all fancy tactics?

[04:15:47] Nah.

[04:15:48] Please.

[04:16:01] Okay, let's steal some TVs, shall we?

[04:16:08] Okay, that was extremely fucking loud and that kind of pisses me off that it started out literally one from the maximum volume.

[04:16:14] Hopefully zombies don't mind that.

[04:16:18] White noise. Why the music stop?

[04:16:29] Um, guys?

[04:16:33] That's an oat milk alternative for milk?

[04:16:38] Well...

[04:16:42] As was predicted by South Park, I guess.

[04:16:46] Isn't that where the guy goes, uh, I'll have my dairy-free. Isn't that what that's from?

[04:16:55] Flexed out, so I think I'm like, I think I'm slightly lactose intolerant.

[04:17:02] That said, I've never tried nut milk. I know the like hippies like that shit.

[04:17:09] Everyone is not everyone. Not everyone.

[04:17:16] Cash you milk is good, but how do they make milk out of cashew? What is the strategy?

[04:17:24] You definitely had some milk from nuts nice, dude nice

[04:17:34] They grind it

[04:17:37] You know the only thing you get in ground here is her

[04:17:42] With your profile

[04:17:46] you don't get it this guy said yeah well let's go to town we gotta save

[04:17:59] operation save the Dodge Charger begin

[04:18:04] Come on, man.

[04:18:15] Operation Charger.

[04:18:17] Start.

[04:18:18] Oh.

[04:18:19] Why Moon Moon looked like how I'd imagine Edgar Allen Poe?

[04:18:26] Taking your profile picture?

[04:18:31] Why does that chatter look like a nice guy?

[04:18:37] Thanks for tuning in, bro.

[04:18:39] Daps you up.

[04:18:46] I'm stopping the circle of violence.

[04:18:58] Do not call me a pussy.

[04:19:05] Keep on the non-dairy video if you want it.

[04:19:08] Be good.

[04:19:09] Be good.

[04:19:17] I saw a, uh, oh look at that.

[04:19:21] What do you think that is?

[04:19:23] I guess I might not be able to see it.

[04:19:28] I read that...

[04:19:30] a guy died because he tried charging his phone with a computer charger in his car overnight, or some shit.

[04:19:38] He died of carbon monoxide poisoning.

[04:19:47] Just a little warning for you guys, okay?

[04:19:53] Left his car running. I wonder why they felt the need to include he was charging his phone.

[04:20:06] Like is like that being the excuse?

[04:20:18] So, question about carbon monoxide from car poisoning.

[04:20:23] What if you're like in a parking lot

[04:20:24] and you leave your car on and you sleep over now?

[04:20:26] You're not gonna get carbon monoxide poisoning, right?

[04:20:28] Cause you're not in enclosed space.

[04:20:37] Dude, that's crazy, man.

[04:20:46] Unless her exhaust is plugged.

[04:20:48] Can someone tell me why they would plug their exhaust in a car?

[04:20:54] If your exhaust is blocked like his was.

[04:21:00] Oh, to kill someone, that's why you would do it.

[04:21:07] Yeah, that's not epic.

[04:21:11] Not epic.

[04:21:15] It sure isn't Big M, okay, girl.

[04:21:29] Don't like that, don't like that.

[04:21:37] I always check my exhaust pipe for a raw potato just in case.

[04:21:42] Wouldn't have to do that with a Tesla.

[04:21:43] That's all I'm saying.

[04:21:46] Rest in peace to my streamer.

[04:21:49] He exploded in a Tesla.

[04:21:53] Kaboom.

[04:21:56] Ka-plow.

[04:21:57] This is the second Poncho zombie I've seen today and I feel like I never see these guys.

[04:22:10] ahhh

[04:22:16] always open the window in your car

[04:22:19] bro I drive with my window down even if I've got the AC on

[04:22:22] I'm gonna be honest bro

[04:22:23] not all the way down but you know I do like a

[04:22:27] an 80% down

[04:22:30] sometimes 50, sometimes 20

[04:22:36] bottom

[04:22:37] Baaal baaal baaal baaal baaal

[04:22:46] It is what it is man I don't like I like for me

[04:22:50] Driving especially in the highway when I've got all of my windows up does not feel natural to me

[04:22:55] Like I have to hear like the road for the air

[04:22:59] I don't know

[04:23:01] It is almost too relaxing and meditative for me to drive with all of my windows up

[04:23:07] Sorry, not on the highway, but like you know like roads where it's like 45 plus like before like if I'm going 80 miles per hour

[04:23:16] I'm probably gonna close my windows. I'm gonna be honest

[04:23:19] But you know like 45 like 65 dude like that's a window down for me. I'll be honest

[04:23:24] You try with no music on. I mean, lately I've been doing that as well.

[04:23:42] Someone said I was above Riverside and I just realized that's not possible because Riverside to the north of Riverside is a river.

[04:23:54] which means that going southwest to reach riverside is not possible because we

[04:23:58] would have to cross a river so fuck you twitch chat are you stupid bitch

[04:24:13] going southwest is taking you to the mall that mall is fucked up I have seen

[04:24:21] that mall that mall is not survivable not survivable actually not survivable

[04:24:31] and let's do I'm gonna be honest you need a lot of guns if you're the crew yeah

[04:24:41] if you have like one or two other people in a lot of guns it's probably a

[04:24:44] survivable but with with 97% sprinters you gotta be on your game if you're gonna

[04:24:56] clear a path into there to actually lose it

[04:25:00] You're playing state of decay, no.

[04:25:11] Oh!

[04:25:14] Y'all want some milk, dude?

[04:25:21] What are you taking about, taking guns to them all?

[04:25:27] It's the 90s, bro.

[04:25:34] I love the 70s till I nuke mod and then I rampage season till the zombies, probably my

[04:25:39] favorite Zomboid mod.

[04:25:40] Yeah, that's a play once mod for me, I think.

[04:25:45] I did not like having to contend with their laser vision and abilities who seek me out

[04:25:49] no matter where I was to shoot me with guns from around corners.

[04:25:57] I get shot in the neck and die. Literally die, dude.

[04:26:09] Hi.

[04:26:15] Wimp.

[04:26:16] I wonder where I should grab my car.

[04:26:32] Nah.

[04:26:34] Nah.

[04:26:52] Remember to drink your milk!

[04:26:54] God, God bless this crowbar.

[04:27:02] We've seen an inordinate amount of not sprinters, dude.

[04:27:07] This is weird.

[04:27:12] Well, shall we have a seat?

[04:27:29] Gotta keep your energy!

[04:27:32] Fun girl or Mime girl, uh, how about you quit jerking off, you fuckin' pervert?

[04:27:42] Well, the key to adventure is extra-submitters, think of these extra-submitters.

[04:27:46] About the title says, 100% sprinters.

[04:27:53] There you go, buddy.

[04:28:08] My coffee is room temperature.

[04:28:16] What switches and dem keyboard?

[04:28:18] Exclamation point keyboard.

[04:28:20] Yep.

[04:28:23] Box pale blue.

[04:28:25] Can you please look at me?

[04:28:31] Please.

[04:28:33] I swear I'm using the same config.

[04:28:49] I swear to Gog.

[04:28:57] You gotta believe her me.

[04:29:01] That's my Zomboid DPI.

[04:29:05] 6-9.

[04:29:10] Don't forget, guys.

[04:29:17] Stream begins at 1 tomorrow again.

[04:29:21] 1-2.

[04:29:22] Is this the bar?

[04:29:25] Wait, we haven't been there.

[04:29:32] What am I going to play?

[04:29:44] Ooh, we have an epic where wins meet sponsor.

[04:29:51] It's going to be awesome.

[04:29:52] We're going to channel our Wuxia powers to have sex with another monkey.

[04:29:56] He's going to swear a life's debt to murder and punish me.

[04:30:05] What?

[04:30:11] Wusha?

[04:30:14] Is that how you pronounce it?

[04:30:22] Oh god.

[04:30:24] Oh god.

[04:30:39] How'd you get back there?

[04:30:42] I need my back covered.

[04:30:52] May use that money for another moon jam? Maybe, maybe. Might just wipe my ass with it and set it on fire, though.

[04:30:59] Blackjack, Julien, Kymer, thanks for subbing.

[04:31:08] 97 ATK, wait. That guy's like, he's like 75% done, dude.

[04:31:22] Sick RuneScape reference, it was on a reference.

[04:31:40] A chatter just hit 97 attack dude.

[04:31:43] I'm not even that powerful, and I'm one of the most powerful RuneScape players.

[04:31:48] Oh, oh my god

[04:31:55] Well, that's not good

[04:32:04] I heard someone hitting a window

[04:32:09] Bom bom bom

[04:32:11] What's in the new Poop 2 trailer?

[04:32:16] No.

[04:32:18] What is Poop 2?

[04:32:20] Is it like Sex 2?

[04:32:23] The latest innovation?

[04:32:36] Hey man, man, man!

[04:32:41] Oh poop to the Mario Kart server I forgot about poop to man fucking hate that guy

[04:32:50] how do you remember that guy hold up oh okay now the question is do we sleep in

[04:33:08] in this car. He's on the ground? Oh yeah right there. Wonder if it's for the taxi? Yep.

[04:33:20] Good looking chatter. Also I don't really know how you fucking saw that.

[04:33:26] No guess.

[04:33:33] There's another one near the laundromat?

[04:33:39] Dude, how the fuck do you see that?

[04:33:41] I guess I'm not looking for it.

[04:33:44] Oh, hey, man.

[04:33:50] I think that zombie is trying to run at me right now, but it can't.

[04:34:00] We got to sleep.

[04:34:06] I don't know where we can do that.

[04:34:18] Wait, there might be a soda in here.

[04:34:28] Hang on.

[04:34:31] Soda!

[04:34:33] Where's the rice back here?

[04:34:44] Where's the rice back here?

[04:34:48] What the hell?

[04:34:51] Hoola!

[04:34:53] Ooh, two-liter.

[04:34:58] Yep.

[04:35:00] Oh, hey, man.

[04:35:06] Fucking kills you, bitch.

[04:35:08] Alright, we gotta clear this place out real quick.

[04:35:20] Hey, fella.

[04:35:30] There are several zombies outside- OH MY!

[04:36:00] There's a snake so strong dude so masculine bro oh my god

[04:36:11] Hmm

[04:36:14] Hey, no, I don't think so

[04:36:19] I'll take a shell

[04:36:25] We got some mustard

[04:36:27] some fruit jam some BBQ sauce I'm big on a seasoning in this game any any other

[04:36:38] fellow seasoning aficionados in this bitch when you're playing dude or if I

[04:36:44] see some rice vinegar oh fuck dude that's a rare drop for me bro that's a

[04:36:55] The sushi drop man!

[04:37:10] uh...

[04:37:18] what else you got fella?

[04:37:21] I think ginger ale has caffeine in it.

[04:37:23] Oh my god.

[04:37:29] Okay, all we need is a rubber hose.

[04:37:37] And we goochie.

[04:37:47] We're tired again.

[04:37:49] Mmm.

[04:37:51] this cola it's not working make this grape soda it worked

[04:38:03] can't it dries not real ginger ale true true now burners mmm yeah we gotta find

[04:38:17] something we can sleep in. Candidries the goat? Bro, you don't know what you're freaking

[04:38:24] talking about.

[04:38:28] All right.

[04:38:38] Good.

[04:38:46] Where's the light?

[04:38:48] Found it.

[04:38:52] Give me a fucking hose.

[04:38:55] No, I don't want Tortilla.

[04:39:00] There's a lot of good shit in here, though.

[04:39:09] Giga blind to hoes.

[04:39:12] Dude, this guy actually just lied.

[04:39:18] IRL.

[04:39:20] There's a hose in the other room, you missed it.

[04:39:29] I'm sorry to get pissed off, I'm gonna be honest.

[04:39:35] I got sneezed.

[04:39:43] I chew I think we can get away with sleeping in the car but maybe not sus they've been

[04:40:02] saying there's a hose for like 10 minutes where

[04:40:07] Bottom shelf of store. Oh

[04:40:20] My god

[04:40:23] Chat yo chat w. Yo w dude

[04:40:32] This car is cool, but you know we gotta go with the charge boys

[04:40:37] How much gas is this?

[04:40:43] Three liters?

[04:40:44] Not bad.

[04:40:45] Not bad.

[04:40:46] Yo, chat, dude!

[04:40:51] You need glasses?

[04:40:55] I wasn't mentally locked in, dude.

[04:40:58] I'm sorry.

[04:41:01] I'm pretty sure these cars do not have gas on them, but we're going to check real quick.

[04:41:17] It's time to deadlock in.

[04:41:21] I was getting tickedocks from a guy who was giving deadlock tips and that's how he would

[04:41:27] like he would sign in for the tip video or whatever. It's time to deadlock you.

[04:41:34] That is awesome. That's kind of cool to me. I mean, I'm not a suck with it, dude.

[04:41:51] Do you like things for sub-

[04:41:57] It's time to resident evil in. Yes!

[04:42:01] But don't I have a catchphrase?

[04:42:04] As part of joining an agency, I also came up with a catchphrase that's

[04:42:08] Haha! Game on gamers!

[04:42:13] It's gamer time. And you do have to say the full thing by the way sorry.

[04:42:21] really was that it?

[04:42:51] Well, what do we got in the trunk 69

[04:43:13] Low

[04:43:18] What's so wet

[04:43:21] We got the emergency molotov, we don't have a lighter though, no lighter.

[04:43:47] him as one does for the paper for some fucking reason okay yeah I was gonna say

[04:44:10] I really like our Hawaiian shirt, but that is just a yellow shirt with a lot of blood on it.

[04:44:19] Dude.

[04:44:28] Oh no.

[04:44:32] Oh no.

[04:44:38] She not in good condition, Chad.

[04:44:40] That other car, though, is in good condition.

[04:44:55] I wonder if we can carry everything over there.

[04:44:59] I think we sleep first.

[04:45:02] Hello, Steve the kind.

[04:45:04] now

[04:45:14] surely nothing bad will happen right fellows

[04:45:34] Dude, imagine how fucking terrifying doing what he just did would be.

[04:45:48] I don't think we talked about this the last time I streamed Zomboi, but man.

[04:45:54] Holy moly, dude.

[04:45:59] Catch me never doing that shit.

[04:46:03] me or me we're gonna drop you and then you would simply do it because you're a

[04:46:22] Chad. Me when I lie for no fucking reason. Why do you do that? 3.9 not bad, not bad.

[04:46:52] The other car is cool the dash a leader, whatever got so fucking dark

[04:47:01] Hey, big M. What are your thoughts on Kim Jong-un naming his daughter as a successor big dub for feminism?

[04:47:09] Yep

[04:47:13] W's in the chat

[04:47:22] Oh, there's a lot of zombies.

[04:47:50] I'm fucking idiot.

[04:47:56] Oh, no.

[04:48:07] Surely we do not get infected, right, fellows?

[04:48:16] Surely we do not get infected, right?

[04:48:20] This is why you said infection time to instant screw waiting.

[04:48:37] How about an idea?

[04:48:40] I'm in extreme pain.

[04:48:50] huge yes step into the quarantine zone over there body heat generation what am I

[04:48:59] need to be what do I need to be looking for here

[04:49:03] It's only 25% what's the odds dude?

[04:49:25] One in four.

[04:49:27] yeah thank you smart ass

[04:49:45] 50-50 you there you get infected or you don't gee I sure hope I know that would

[04:49:56] I'm stuck. Am I right?

[04:50:18] Okay, where do we attend still?

[04:50:26] What am I missing here?

[04:50:33] Let's get some water and then get the hell out of here.

[04:50:36] So I've transferred things one by one you're triggering me?

[04:50:41] Hey, I transferred those books at the same time.

[04:50:49] Maybe I wanted the extra exercise, bro.

[04:50:56] What? Is there no water on? What the hell?

[04:51:08] Did they not pay their bill?

[04:51:20] There's shower with toilet water?

[04:51:22] If there's one thing that our character saw at Snake, who I am by the way, learned.

[04:51:27] It's about survival, dude.

[04:51:39] In the jungle.

[04:51:41] Where I'm from.

[04:51:44] Perfectly clean water outside.

[04:51:47] See, for the uninitiated chatters that guy's lying. This water is not safe to drink.

[04:51:58] Let's fucking roll, dude.

[04:52:02] Turns on the radio?

[04:52:08] Hold it.

[04:52:10] Shit up.

[04:52:17] Just like turn dude. I don't even know where I'm going. I'm gonna be honest.

[04:52:29] I know where I am.

[04:52:38] We can get back to the house that we were at.

[04:52:44] Yeah, let's check that bitch again.

[04:52:47] Do not hit the tree

[04:52:56] Oh my god

[04:53:12] Rescue for map

[04:53:14] Nice one dude.

[04:53:21] Where am I?

[04:53:38] I know where I am.

[04:53:52] I'm gonna flip this, bitch.

[04:53:54] Turn the radio off.

[04:54:20] Fucking laceration man.

[04:54:35] Gosh darn it.

[04:54:37] Ba ba ba.

[04:54:41] Ba ba ba.

[04:54:44] Ba ba ba.

[04:54:46] There's that adhesive bandage, I feel like it should get dirty a lot faster.

[04:54:54] Moquartilics or something?

[04:54:56] Lime out, chat, remember, guys remember Chungus Amungus.

[04:55:00] Hehehehe.

[04:55:01] Yeah.

[04:55:02] Yeah.

[04:55:03] I remember.

[04:55:04] I remember.

[04:55:05] Yeah.

[04:55:06] I remember.

[04:55:07] I remember.

[04:55:08] Yeah.

[04:55:09] I remember.

[04:55:10] I remember.

[04:55:11] Yeah, I'm in but I don't know why I'm doing this. I will not be remaining here. Remember

[04:55:29] Harambe dude I'm in jail I always kind of hated Harambe if I'm being honest

[04:55:47] you didn't know what it was like dude

[04:55:50] It was a very confusing day as someone who streamed twice a day having people come in

[04:55:59] in the evening and be like, dude they killed Harambe and I'm like what?

[04:56:05] What is you talking about?

[04:56:07] Who is that?

[04:56:09] It was a fucking gorilla dude.

[04:56:11] Who cares?

[04:56:13] Who cares?

[04:56:19] He was the nicest gorilla?

[04:56:21] Bro, he didn't he like kill a kid or some shit?

[04:56:23] I don't know.

[04:56:29] No?

[04:56:32] Damn.

[04:56:35] I think I've been met...

[04:56:36] I think I've been fed misinformation about Harambe, guys.

[04:56:39] Ha ha ha.

[04:56:42] When your 65 year old uncle says,

[04:56:45] Damn I think I've been fed misinformation.

[04:56:55] Boom!

[04:56:59] Can't believe Harambe let Iran to getting bombed.

[04:57:04] Dude you can't just be like, oh yeah Harambe dying is why Iran got bombed.

[04:57:10] Because you can say that about literally anything in history dude.

[04:57:15] Well, it comes back to Harambe?

[04:57:23] No, it doesn't, bro.

[04:57:26] Well, it comes back to Julius Caesar, if you think about it.

[04:57:30] Even earlier, bro.

[04:57:32] There's shit over here.

[04:57:44] warming is because Harambe died if you think about it? No. Stop making up these ridiculous

[04:57:52] claims. Do not let them cook. Turn off the oven. God, I hope we didn't get infected.

[04:58:09] There's no fucking way, right, dude?

[04:58:14] We got infected on Elaceration.

[04:58:18] Damn, that chatter was right.

[04:58:23] I remember literally one of them was like...

[04:58:29] Like someone pointed out the sweating when it wasn't appropriate.

[04:58:33] I was like, should have, bitch.

[04:58:36] they were squeaking right the whole

[04:58:38] squeaking time man

[04:58:46] we're being a hotter bite in queasy by

[04:58:48] now I don't I think I don't think we would

[04:58:50] get queasy this early but maybe maybe

[04:58:57] I don't know why I thought the only way

[04:59:00] to get infected was getting through was

[04:59:03] uh was through bites well actually i think it's because i'm an idiot

[04:59:11] i apologize now i apologize now that's you by the way

[04:59:17] what i am bam bam bam there's something you turn on yeah i know you

[04:59:20] can change how it's transmitted

[04:59:23] am i so dirty again

[04:59:27] apologize now that's you by the way

[04:59:32] boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop drink the toilet water

[04:59:38] hmm hmm Harambe's death media requires a mean culture memes and social media

[04:59:48] becoming part of political strategy manipulative idiocy valued over

[04:59:52] competency in congress iron war okay

[04:59:56] I guess it's a screen.

[05:00:00] Dude, it's all just a kawinky-bink, man.

[05:00:06] No slenders, oh.

[05:00:09] Let me bear back.

[05:00:12] I got the music.

[05:00:16] Let me get some more coffee.

[05:00:26] you

[05:00:56] you

[05:01:26] you

[05:01:56] you

[05:02:26] you

[05:02:56] you

[05:03:26] you

[05:03:56] you

[05:04:26] you

[05:04:56] you

[05:05:26] you

[05:05:56] you

[05:06:26] you

[05:06:56] you

[05:07:26] you

[05:07:56] you

[05:08:26] you

[05:08:56] Wait, I freaking love this song.

[05:09:22] I freaking love this magic sword song.

[05:09:36] Boom.

[05:09:40] And then he wakes up on the toilet.

[05:09:41] I

[05:09:51] Amg pancake six for seven

[05:09:55] Several clients party junior and many many ochre face or seven

[05:10:00] Hey, you know, I'm not you got you got the sub badge of my eternal gratitude brother

[05:10:07] Or brothers

[05:10:09] In arms and I'll see you in ball home rest assured

[05:10:28] I'm starting to question the sprinter ratio here. We've seen a lot of shamblers

[05:10:32] Oh god. I forgot our arm is wounded. So that's a 100%. I said it's a 97 because I wanted to

[05:10:52] see like a little wee bit of variety. You know what I mean? Get excited. You're like,

[05:10:56] Oh yeah, look, it's a sew one.

[05:11:03] Spice it up a little bit.

[05:11:07] You know what I mean?

[05:11:13] Harambe was in the Epstein files. You can't put it up.

[05:11:24] He was.

[05:11:26] Oh, what kind of helmet is that?

[05:11:35] Crash helmet.

[05:11:36] I'll lock it with a photo of something too faded to make out.

[05:11:42] Where's it?

[05:11:51] Open up!

[05:12:09] Any bad men in here?

[05:12:14] Ooh, modern trains.

[05:12:22] My fave.

[05:12:23] I need that marker, actually.

[05:12:29] Loon and I sent you that $500 Google Play card.

[05:12:34] You said you were going to play Deadlock with me, but you blocked me on Discord.

[05:12:37] Probably an accident?

[05:12:38] Yeah, I got you, man.

[05:12:41] Looks at camera.

[05:12:55] Goofy music begins to play.

[05:12:57] What's the deal with $500 Google gift card?

[05:13:22] Whenever you're trying to lock in, do you say there's self-focus, M?

[05:13:39] Actually I have been doing that.

[05:13:55] I'm in.

[05:13:59] Um bum bum bum bum bum bum me meow meow me meow meow meow me meow meow meow me meow meow me

[05:14:18] What I'd be would I play slay the spire to

[05:14:25] Guys I'm not really a card game gamer

[05:14:29] someone say it's because I'm stupid me I like to lie to myself and say it's

[05:14:37] because I'm impatient

[05:14:49] they played inscription yeah but that was different

[05:14:54] You played the Muscles one?

[05:14:58] You know about the Ballet Rollight game where you play the guy who gets too roided up?

[05:15:05] That game was awesome.

[05:15:08] Damn it's sweet.

[05:15:13] Whoa, I'm in pain.

[05:15:18] You pussy.

[05:15:21] Takes multiple pain pills. Yeah, I'm thinking it's sleep time.

[05:15:29] You're like Killzone? No.

[05:15:33] We gotta wake up though. We gotta wake up though. Nice.

[05:15:43] Just in time, baby.

[05:15:51] Clock strikes 12.

[05:15:57] Midnight arrives.

[05:16:05] Woodcraft.

[05:16:06] Scale 6 for 7 says, ahhhhhhh!

[05:16:08] Missile 6 for 7?

[05:16:23] Well, let's keep driving!

[05:16:24] What do you do?

[05:16:25] I drive.

[05:17:06] Hey, fall over, though.

[05:17:18] Sorry, guys.

[05:17:31] Sorry for ruining your immersion.

[05:17:44] I heard that.

[05:17:47] Bunks really see this combat and say they're shit fire.

[05:17:50] Hey man, keep another marathon round, dude.

[05:17:52] Hey, buddy.

[05:17:58] Oh my...

[05:18:01] Yeah, they're eating that guy.

[05:18:14] That TV's gonna fuck me hard, actually.

[05:18:24] is it a gunshot as well or you didn't have shit on him

[05:18:50] Oh, no, stop.

[05:19:05] Does that wispy part not itch on your head?

[05:19:08] No.

[05:19:09] Okay, sour cream.

[05:19:11] I've literally never seen this in this game.

[05:19:15] I fucking love sour cream.

[05:19:17] Mmm, yeah.

[05:19:20] Mmm.

[05:19:31] You like ranch too?

[05:19:33] I could take or leave ranch if I'm being honest.

[05:19:38] It's a...

[05:19:47] It's our Korean clears the fuck out of ranch.

[05:19:53] I like ranch, the only time I like ranch is on pretzels.

[05:19:58] But not even like a real pretzel, like...

[05:20:01] Um...

[05:20:02] Like the Rolls-Golds, I'm talking about.

[05:20:11] But even then it's not my favorite thing to have...

[05:20:15] pretzels. There's no good white sauce. What about Alfredo, hello? McDonald's CEO

[05:20:34] eating yeah he didn't do a very good job with that I love this product now

[05:20:49] that's content product I obliterated this trunk I know it was already obliterated

[05:20:56] like. Now that's product right there. Please. Oh my God. There's no fucking window. I bet

[05:21:25] there's a bit sweet in there though. Thoughts?

[05:21:41] Ah!

[05:21:46] Guys, what if there's a 1969 Dodge Charger with a spoiler on it?

[05:21:52] The Taurus USB fix was hope it says go find Fentanyl Frank.

[05:22:12] Boom.

[05:22:15] Actually, not bad.

[05:22:19] The box trap and real boots. I'm not sure I can afford to wear boots. An

[05:22:29] compass. Does this even work? Oh yeah, look at that.

[05:22:37] that's a me I've never seen that

[05:22:42] oh yeah now we're camo boys

[05:22:55] Hmm, maybe we keep the sneakers.

[05:23:03] Look at this motto, G. The 69 Dodge Charger.

[05:23:10] You mean the one that I got?

[05:23:13] Yes, sir.

[05:23:18] We need...

[05:23:19] uh respirator you have the one with the spoiler yeah

[05:23:35] It was unfortunately gigafucked up when we saw it though.

[05:23:53] We're gonna grab this generator.

[05:24:04] We're future-proofing right now, fellas.

[05:24:19] Am I wearing a bathrobe?

[05:24:21] No.

[05:24:22] This is a replica of Dracula's favorite Victorian era robe.

[05:24:38] And you're mad.

[05:24:39] And fuck you.

[05:24:43] I feel like I can already tell that my running is slower.

[05:25:09] He likes to pretend to be that playboy dude, dude chatter.

[05:25:17] You know who you're talking about.

[05:25:19] Don't truncate his name.

[05:25:29] Where are you?

[05:25:31] Hi.

[05:25:32] Hi.

[05:25:34] The whole ass baseball team in here.

[05:25:52] Hi.

[05:25:58] So many deaths yet? Yes. If you count dying of infection...

[05:26:15] I don't know how many deaths were at before that. Oh god.

[05:26:23] Squish.

[05:26:24] I need a kitchen knife.

[05:26:31] Where's the fillet?

[05:26:34] Boom.

[05:26:35] Get some salt and vinnies, some BBQ.

[05:26:41] Empty pot, very important.

[05:26:46] Tesla blood splatter on the wall.

[05:26:48] Oh my god, dude.

[05:26:51] Oh my God.

[05:26:58] I cut these into planks.

[05:27:05] Drill plank.

[05:27:09] Oh.

[05:27:12] Ding.

[05:27:16] Does anyone know if having stuff in the car slows it down?

[05:27:27] Any knowers?

[05:27:31] A chatter says, can you use smelling salts to cure a tummy ache?

[05:27:42] I think you should just poop.

[05:27:44] Let's go poop.

[05:27:52] You got this, chant.

[05:28:04] our bandage hmm how I just infected that bitch twice that doesn't mean we're

[05:28:23] infected it just means our wound is infected

[05:28:34] Okay, alright what's going on over here?

[05:28:57] I wonder if you're invisible when you're like crouched along a wall like this?

[05:29:03] backspotted. Why am I so tired? Oh my god. Oh no. I ate sleeping pills instead of pain

[05:29:26] killers. Yeah, we're on the Benadryl right now. Let's drive a little bit on our sleeping

[05:29:44] pills shall we? The hat man comes. I think in this particular delusion I am the

[05:29:58] hat man. That's on lemon flavored desserts. Normally delicious.

[05:30:14] But I get to survive a real zombie apocalypse, yeah cause we would all hang out and be nice

[05:30:23] to each other, right fellows?

[05:30:26] Oh, time to sleep and die.

[05:30:34] No betrayals.

[05:30:40] would be honest about if they got bit

[05:30:43] maybe a wild blueberry banana lemon sorbet

[05:30:47] sounds really good

[05:30:57] make fun of my mother every week

[05:31:01] give me give me time to repent dude i'm sorry about your mother

[05:31:07] It's already a fat bitch of a mom, dude.

[05:31:13] Youch!

[05:31:20] Oh my- GOD!

[05:31:21] Oh my god, we fucked our car up so bad.

[05:31:33] It's 6% gas, fellas.

[05:31:37] Throw a better on sleeping pills.

[05:31:46] Maybe we should take some more of those.

[05:32:01] So risky to go so fast here.

[05:32:04] ever do it. Dramatic car crash music intensifies. The sound of addiction to sleeping pills.

[05:32:21] Yeah, I think I'm gonna wear your hat.

[05:32:37] 6-0 and Brookie Shep and Smith and Westie and Honey Rhythm Bakes for 7.

[05:32:50] Hey, come over here big man.

[05:32:55] It's a slow shambler.

[05:32:57] That's a legendary draw right now actually.

[05:33:01] Hey Susan T Happy and Gedwin and GoFu, they should've...

[05:33:24] I'm here and squealing, but I ain't seen no Zambi.

[05:33:38] What the?

[05:33:44] The sturdy door, fellas?

[05:33:53] It just opened.

[05:33:54] Come on in.

[05:34:07] I'm tired again.

[05:34:13] I would think we fully slipped off our, uh, our, uh, our Benner drill binge.

[05:34:32] Oh my god, there's more.

[05:34:43] Just a time.

[05:35:02] Jesus.

[05:35:06] Peanuts.

[05:35:08] Pingas. You guys remember that?

[05:35:13] I think we're going to- oh.

[05:35:31] We got to stop fighting.

[05:35:38] oh my god

[05:35:56] it is merely landscaping stuff

[05:35:59] new crowbar

[05:36:04] will keep them both

[05:36:06] Omega we're stacked on the crowbar right now, dude

[05:36:11] Gun it was not a gun

[05:36:14] I sleep on the ha the bail. Oh comfort poor

[05:36:26] I would like to sleep in my car I think

[05:36:36] I don't want guns and sprinters I think ultimately they're it's probably the best way to deal

[05:36:44] with them they obviously like

[05:36:53] over huh like once I have enough ammo and enough guns it's 99 degrees of this bitch

[05:37:04] man that's too much that's on the new f1 team outie getting p9 and p10 and free practice one

[05:37:21] dude that's so awesome aside to everyone else what is this guy what is blood talking about

[05:37:29] What is blood talking about?

[05:37:36] Hey, everyone.

[05:37:45] I fucking love F1, you're fucking stupid.

[05:37:51] I did not, I did not trash F1 this time.

[05:37:57] Here jail.

[05:38:01] Bed time.

[05:38:05] Good night everyone, we got the sex light on? Mmm, sex too light?

[05:38:14] Please trash the regulations and F1 move.

[05:38:18] Dude, it's so poopy how they gotta like...

[05:38:23] Refuel mid-race, dude.

[05:38:29] That makes me mad.

[05:38:35] Drink all of this cola.

[05:38:38] Now eat this peach.

[05:38:46] Now take a shower real quick.

[05:38:49] No, I don't think so.

[05:38:55] No, I do not believe I will do that.

[05:39:00] No, no, no, no, no.

[05:39:07] Uh, all clothing.

[05:39:12] Our weapon.

[05:39:16] me when there's no wash everything why my duffle bag looks stupid anyone agree

[05:39:34] Where was Duff- Oh, she's in there.

[05:39:41] Duffel 1?

[05:39:45] Is it more size-efficient to store stuff inside of another bag?

[05:39:50] Any knowers?

[05:39:51] Like, if I were to leave this other bag in my car.

[05:40:01] It isn't anymore.

[05:40:10] Only for organization.

[05:40:11] Okay.

[05:40:12] I don't get why it's not more efficient, but...

[05:40:22] What the frick do I know?

[05:40:30] can even fit three planks. Wait, why?

[05:40:37] Hmm?

[05:40:42] What's the new zoning laws allowing more high-rise apartments to be built in the town I live in?

[05:40:55] Um

[05:41:01] That's suck man, sorry

[05:41:06] Orless phone

[05:41:15] Have you tried the year later starting this where everything is overgrown no, I haven't

[05:41:19] Um, what's the issue?

[05:41:29] I think, dude, what?

[05:41:30] Is it too big?

[05:41:32] Yeah.

[05:41:40] I hear by Chris and the blank bag.

[05:41:43] That's on my town's local school board election?

[05:41:47] Sorry, I haven't been following that one.

[05:41:54] What are these questions, dude?

[05:42:02] This car is so fucked, man.

[05:42:05] Light on.

[05:42:06] Where's Mon Buzzo in your to-do list?

[05:42:12] I did not like that game.

[05:42:16] Hope this helps.

[05:42:25] Ever Fent Adulterant minus Xylazine.

[05:42:30] Also Xylazine here.

[05:42:31] Hey, it's the house.

[05:42:36] I think.

[05:42:38] Hmm.

[05:42:50] Is this the- yeah it's the same one. No it's not, it's a different house.

[05:42:54] Hey come on fellas!

[05:42:57] Check the woods behind me, this is a terrible idea.

[05:43:08] Wait, we're back to swing in full speed.

[05:43:32] Cubano vs. Bon-Me?

[05:43:33] I do not like Bon-Me.

[05:43:34] I don't like an excessive amount of meat on like sandwiches and shit that I have, but...

[05:43:46] I don't like it. Dude, that shit is just like, like, where's the meat, bro?

[05:43:51] Where'd the meat in the bon meat? Where'd that meat at?

[05:43:58] Motherfucker, you are John Pork.

[05:44:02] Don't call me that.

[05:44:04] I do not like Bond me though. I'm sorry. I'm the wrong person.

[05:44:16] There it is. M1911 with a tritium pistol sight. Whoa.

[05:44:23] Auto magazine.

[05:44:28] No ammo.

[05:44:30] 45, huh?

[05:44:32] Get you waiting, huh? You're pretty good.

[05:44:34] Stop talking.

[05:44:36] You're pretty good. You're pretty good.

[05:44:38] Dude, say it.

[05:44:40] 45, huh?

[05:44:41] Yay! Yay!

[05:44:48] Giga Rare Good Moon Food Take.

[05:44:52] I just want you to know, Chatter is just being you right now, man.

[05:45:00] Me and you, fella. Take the key.

[05:45:06] Lady Geist or Celeste?

[05:45:10] Lady Geist.

[05:45:20] A doi? There's a dead rat in there. I wonder if there's a way to cook up rat to where your character isn't repulsed by it.

[05:45:30] leave her good enough by cooking

[05:45:37] sounds kind of nice

[05:45:43] corn pickle

[05:45:50] Gordon Ramsay cooks rat no he doesn't are you real right now

[05:46:00] He did they take a bite

[05:46:15] Knocks you over. Oh, you took a McDonald's bite. I don't know if that counts

[05:46:30] It's a nice house.

[05:46:32] There's a lot of fucking zombies down there.

[05:46:37] Yeah, I don't know, man.

[05:46:46] Bro, he did not eat the rat sandwich, bros.

[05:46:52] Stop talking.

[05:46:59] He did I seen it you saw a fucking lie, dude

[05:47:11] There are many L

[05:47:17] So fucking dark

[05:47:29] It's on the AI video of him eating it in parenthesis. No, I didn't.

[05:47:36] Why'd you why did you lie like that?

[05:47:43] Remember the basics of C Q C.

[05:47:53] Come on, fellas.

[05:47:59] Thank you, base scarecrow for holding down the fort.

[05:48:17] Come on, come on.

[05:48:25] what explain

[05:48:50] what

[05:48:53] dude what rip my jacket there is no fucking way

[05:49:07] Oh, we're bait!

[05:49:12] FUCKING GOD!

[05:49:23] I wanna go to Louisville.

[05:49:28] Why did it take so many swings to kill that one?

[05:49:30] It didn't even kill him!

[05:49:37] Are you good? He is not good.

[05:49:57] Let's check these ratios real quick.

[05:50:00] Hit my penis off.

[05:50:05] Hello?

[05:50:07] See what other name of that mod where it like it swaps

[05:50:15] Um

[05:50:21] Like if you're holding something and you have something in your back and you swap the thing in your back

[05:50:24] It puts then you were holding on your back. What is the name that mod?

[05:50:29] Swap it okay. I'm downloading that show this is fucking base

[05:50:33] It's not a cheater mod, it's how it should be.

[05:50:46] Scrub, Scrub 2, aww, any other mods?

[05:50:56] Get the body pillow mod.

[05:50:58] There you go.

[05:51:03] What's it called?

[05:51:08] I'm not getting the RV mod.

[05:51:15] Get the panty sniffer tray bug.

[05:51:20] No.

[05:51:25] Is this for snake outfit?

[05:51:28] Mmm, okay.

[05:51:33] Okay, okay.

[05:51:38] Do I have true music yet?

[05:51:43] I'm afraid to use true music because it has very copyrighted music in it.

[05:51:52] What is the name of the body pillow mod?

[05:52:19] I'm not sure which RuneScape one is the correct one.

[05:52:27] Oh wait, okay, I found the original.

[05:52:29] I found the original.

[05:52:31] By Subway Pissar.

[05:52:37] Body Pillamon is an update for B42.

[05:52:39] Sonic Inflation, let's see.

[05:52:40] Sonic Inflation.

[05:52:43] We got Among Us inflatable crewmate suits.

[05:52:49] It's for build 41.

[05:53:04] Horse mod.

[05:53:09] Is there a riding skill?

[05:53:15] the narcotics mod. Nah. Alright, subscribe to the horse mod, guys. Let's look up testicular

[05:53:26] torsion. I don't want to use the uh, my summer car one. You're out without a saddle, your

[05:53:36] balls her. What if I'm lady? What if I'm lady?

[05:53:43] I'll restart my game.

[05:53:48] Last chance to suggest mods before I restart.

[05:53:54] Sex mod, nope.

[05:54:04] Recommend getting the clear description.

[05:54:11] Clear description for Moodles.

[05:54:13] There's a debug remover, actually hang on.

[05:54:19] It menu debug plus remove build information. Yeah

[05:54:29] What is this mod

[05:54:32] Necroa mod

[05:54:36] This mod brings the terrifying essence of the Necroa virus into Project Zomboid transforming the Knox event into something far more hardcore

[05:54:43] The zombies are no longer static, they evolve, becoming more aggressive, smarter, and sometimes

[05:54:50] even special over time.

[05:55:09] I'm afraid it's going to conflict.

[05:55:20] What song is this?

[05:55:21] It's Blood Cultures Empty Lands.

[05:55:27] Just finished playing Commander MTG with the boys and hop on stream to hear

[05:55:30] Sonic inflation mods.

[05:55:34] Hey, oh, skill recovery journal.

[05:55:37] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:55:42] Um.

[05:55:45] Who's this one?

[05:55:47] Extra emotes pack?

[05:55:54] Sabrina Carpenter dance.

[05:55:55] Please please please please.

[05:56:01] Realistic dashboard mod.

[05:56:04] Seems kind of big.

[05:56:08] Does it work with B42?

[05:56:13] Yeah.

[05:56:15] There goes My Hero.

[05:56:23] Spawn makes it so when you fall from a deadly height, time slows down while the song My

[05:56:26] Hero plays a reference to the movie The Other Guys.

[05:56:31] I'm kind of interested in this, uh, what was the other one?

[05:56:54] The one with the evolved zombies?

[05:56:59] jacket oh shit this shit hasn't been updated in five years brother

[05:57:19] become desensitized I thought your character did eventually become

[05:57:22] desensitized and build 42.

[05:57:27] The Croama, that's what it was.

[05:57:32] After a long time.

[05:57:52] This mod is not beginner-friendly by any means while playing. You might even feel a bit of 2020 nostalgia.

[05:57:59] You won't be able to touch everything barehanded without consequences.

[05:58:03] Masked matter. The airborne infection is fully modeled here and you are not a special survivor immune to the airborne strain of the virus.

[05:58:09] You can disable this mechanic if you want.

[05:58:14] Although the zombies may not seem too difficult at the beginning of the game, they will become a serious threat by mid to late game.

[05:58:19] It will no longer be a simple obstacle. It will be constant danger or barricade your walls of doors

[05:58:34] Um, I'm interested in this but I kind of just want to do the sprinters right now

[05:58:43] 1993 Mazda RX

[05:58:49] I was in the RV interior mod, yeah, I'm not into that one.

[05:58:58] I think we're good.

[05:59:03] Wait, we just got three suggestorinos, defecation?

[05:59:13] What is the fine I'll get the defecation mod uh, excuse me

[06:00:00] Tax evasion mod.

[06:00:10] Okay, I got the tax evasion mod.

[06:00:34] There's a mod for roleplay servers.

[06:00:36] called fill your taxes a bit adds the ability to fill in your taxes to the IRS

[06:00:43] for role-play opportunities

[06:00:51] FC Nylon mod no I'm good on that one I think I'm good on that one

[06:01:00] this necro one seems interesting I don't think I would do all sprinters with

[06:01:04] the book it sounds like uh sounds like the zombies evolved over time

[06:01:15] you do tomorrow yeah we'll try it tomorrow I think that's a good idea

[06:01:20] maybe depending on how well this this run goes

[06:01:28] choose mods authentic z

[06:01:34] Now I pick one of these

[06:01:38] Defication hide debug menu

[06:01:43] Oh, what's the difference house to that horse mod mod update and alert system what the fuck is that?

[06:01:52] Realistic dashboard engages swap it Maxwell cat

[06:02:01] Gee I sure hope I have the order correct

[06:02:04] All right, what's the closest place the closest place to Louisville's West Point yeah, that's

[06:02:23] where we're going.

[06:02:25] Blicky. Alright, let's check the zombie real quick.

[06:02:29] Random zombies. There it is.

[06:02:38] Defocation.

[06:02:43] Can-poo-self.

[06:02:50] Alright. Very good.

[06:02:53] very good oh yeah we can uh we can speed up the infection

[06:03:06] zero to 30 zero to one minute all right let's do that

[06:03:12] I

[06:03:14] Mean me a meow meow. I mean me a meow meow did we get any

[06:03:31] Extra traits nope, okay

[06:03:42] I thought, I thought I got a bunch of clothes from the authentic Z one.

[06:03:49] Hold on.

[06:03:50] Where meh meh meh meh.

[06:03:57] Where, where, there's a setting that allows you to start with any item.

[06:04:05] I was hoping to make my clothes look like solid snake by enabling that.

[06:04:11] I don't know.

[06:04:16] You need to change that in the sandbox options.

[06:04:17] Yeah, where?

[06:04:19] Character?

[06:04:21] Me-me-me-me-meow.

[06:04:25] Looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking.

[06:04:30] All clothing and lock. There it is.

[06:04:34] Blinking.

[06:04:36] Custom occupation.

[06:04:38] Solid snake. Okay.

[06:04:41] There's a bunch of presets here, that's cool.

[06:04:47] What do they have? Solid Snake. Survivalous?

[06:04:52] Trucker? Yup, yup. Trader?

[06:04:57] Veteran?

[06:04:59] Is that the angry video game?

[06:05:01] What the hell is this?

[06:05:03] Young Cowpoke?

[06:05:09] Thug.

[06:05:11] Yeah

[06:05:14] Spiffo

[06:05:16] Rocker dude

[06:05:20] Poker dealer

[06:05:25] Mayor of West Point, okay, well that's where we're going though groucho

[06:05:34] Gigamart employee there's a gigamart West Point wait

[06:05:41] My screens go black didn't like that my OBS one black Abe Lincoln oh my god wait

[06:06:01] these are all the uh then there's zombies some of them I guess

[06:06:15] I'm naked don't need an ammo strap don't need a holster I just want him to look

[06:06:25] like what the hell backpack sprayer backpacks are we don't need to start with

[06:06:33] the back

[06:06:42] no no oh oh okay

[06:06:55] No belly button.

[06:06:57] Belt with buckle, nice.

[06:07:01] Duck tape holster.

[06:07:10] That dynamite? What the fuck was that?

[06:07:15] Um...

[06:07:20] Bulkie jacket.

[06:07:23] Odd piece.

[06:07:24] a

[06:07:27] Key we can make a curious dude, okay

[06:07:34] Can we get

[06:07:37] Salt snake have like battle pain on his eyes my misremembering. Oh, we get an eye patch dub

[06:07:44] Like this?

[06:07:56] Wait, hold on.

[06:08:04] Nope, where's a gator?

[06:08:18] Alright, what do we got for a hat?

[06:08:21] This is an important one.

[06:08:34] What color is the bandana?

[06:08:41] Did it change my hair a little?

[06:08:52] Where is my hair?

[06:09:01] IRL gone. Nice dude, nice.

[06:09:08] I don't think we're going to get anything particularly good with this.

[06:09:26] Let's rock the bald spot.

[06:09:31] it was mullet yeah but it just looks like

[06:09:39] it first of all it's too long it's too long

[06:09:44] but that looks too well cut is there a shorter mullet

[06:09:51] No

[06:09:56] Me omio me omio me omio give them cornrows. I feel like you're kind of missing the point

[06:10:10] People need pants

[06:10:14] Yeah, we got it we got clown cover all's for the clown is he the Clissey

[06:10:21] I need a picture hang on.

[06:10:28] Oh yeah.

[06:10:32] Alright.

[06:10:35] Also his bandana is green as you know that right?

[06:10:38] At least for an MGS3.

[06:10:42] You fucking posers.

[06:10:48] Okay.

[06:10:50] them Jorts. No I don't think so. What do we got for shirts? Let's see camera. Black boots?

[06:11:20] Was it under feet?

[06:11:27] Shoes?

[06:11:34] Right here.

[06:11:43] Me dumb, me dumb.

[06:11:46] That's some black sneakers.

[06:11:56] Uh, we need some

[06:12:00] Fingerless gloves.

[06:12:16] That looks just like him, uh, guys!

[06:12:32] What's wrong?

[06:12:47] Big bossed out the eye patch though?

[06:12:49] Yeah, what if it's not him though?

[06:12:54] What a twist!

[06:12:59] Baraskan, Raghelf, and Shazam Zaab?

[06:13:01] I don't think so.

[06:13:07] Can I give him the Canadian flag?

[06:13:09] No.

[06:13:11] Why red hair?

[06:13:13] Snakes of Ginge.

[06:13:14] Gizanilla?

[06:13:20] Oh my god.

[06:13:21] Wait, which one was that?

[06:13:24] I said something was not properly loaded.

[06:13:29] Erm guys?

[06:13:38] Cock-a-mod.

[06:13:39] Oop-check.

[06:13:40] Okay, maybe the defecation mod that didn't load.

[06:13:52] Sports headband.

[06:13:57] No more debug menu? Feels good man.

[06:14:04] What server are you on? I'm on sex 3.

[06:14:08] Oh, the TV!

[06:14:10] Where's my TV?

[06:14:17] The Votset horse mod?

[06:14:21] What did it say about it not loading?

[06:14:27] Where's my XP?

[06:14:46] It's making the sounds.

[06:14:57] The monos will be messed up as all.

[06:15:01] For the horse?

[06:15:05] Hey, quit all the scratchin'.

[06:15:14] Shoves you, bitch.

[06:15:18] Arky, nope, just kidding.

[06:15:27] The horse mod was not properly loaded, you must restart the game with the horse mod enabled

[06:15:30] on the main menu or animations will not work.

[06:15:34] Due to an issue that we call meatballing.

[06:15:41] Must restart the game with the horse mod enabled.

[06:15:43] Oh I never restarted.

[06:15:45] The lua file restarted but I guess that's enough for the epic horse mod.

[06:15:54] Meh meh meh meh meh

[06:15:58] Is that horse racing game you played worth buying? Thank you

[06:16:03] Um

[06:16:06] How expensive was horsey game?

[06:16:16] Why aren't they enabled again? Hello?

[06:16:18] It's worth. I feel like that game is a game you play with friends. So if you got friends

[06:16:28] and some money

[06:16:45] as well as sponsor game

[06:16:47] uh...

[06:16:49] if you like moving stuff with cranes pretty good

[06:16:54] Why didn't it just reload my fucking Lua?

[06:16:59] Hello?

[06:17:01] Am I stupid?

[06:17:09] Oh.

[06:17:17] I don't know what to do.

[06:17:20] Now restart game?

[06:17:24] Okay, so I hit it up there, okay hold on.

[06:17:35] But when I hit back, it unloads the mods that I loaded.

[06:17:41] Right here.

[06:17:42] I'm an idiot.

[06:17:43] I'm an idiot.

[06:17:44] This guy's fucking dumb as hell.

[06:17:50] Okay, that's all right. Thanks for something. So can I take this moment to tell you how

[06:18:08] much I enjoyed your blue collar stream? I was extremely bricked up. Yeah, most people

[06:18:14] moving stuff around with the crane is probably more fun if you can pay 20k to do it for three hours

[06:18:28] one you don't know how much I'm gonna pay two it was two hours three there are people who play

[06:18:38] simulator games religiously they're most often British for some reason the

[06:18:45] majority of simulation players are are British or German yeah German people love

[06:18:52] that shit dude

[06:18:54] what's this error magnifier neat

[06:19:02] blicky 0 to 1

[06:19:11] I'm playing a sim game right now yeah yeah

[06:19:19] Yeah, I'll give it up. I'll give it up that chatter not wrong

[06:19:34] What's wrong with sim games, I don't know some chatters if it's not ball or shoot man, they're just kind of like

[06:19:40] They're not about it

[06:19:49] This game is also made by British people. Case in point.

[06:19:55] Alright. Now it's working.

[06:19:58] Alright, we got a TV as well.

[06:19:59] That's a fuckin' go- gobski.com right now, dude.

[06:20:12] You fuckin' hate British people?

[06:20:13] I love the British.

[06:20:15] I wish I was British. I'm not.

[06:20:17] But if I was, I would eat a lot of blood sausage, hmm.

[06:20:27] Hmm.

[06:20:28] I ain't not tuning in.

[06:20:33] Oh, maybe I'm early.

[06:20:38] Yeah.

[06:20:39] yeah it's not showing the xp bar there might be like a weird issue that's fun

[06:20:48] we have the noises dude that's cool see weed from the trash yonk

[06:20:54] foraging one important I don't want to carry these things around but the

[06:21:03] blow your mind you can become British yeah but they'll know I'm a poser dude

[06:21:12] will sniff me out oh wait mate you're not from Warshashashire brof

[06:21:23] slay salami

[06:21:27] hmm

[06:21:33] That's a sauce?

[06:21:34] Yeah, it's also a place you'd look it up.

[06:21:38] 45, huh?

[06:21:40] 45, huh?

[06:21:42] 45, huh?

[06:21:45] Why is that guy screaming so loud?

[06:21:51] Okay, they just opened the door, buddy.

[06:22:00] Forty-five, huh?

[06:22:08] Gee, I can't- it's just another relaxing day in the neighborhood. We're absolutely no one...

[06:22:15] ...is infected, and we get to live our lives.

[06:22:19] Eating pickles from other people's fridge.

[06:22:25] No one's gonna die.

[06:22:30] yippee oh my god

[06:22:40] So, sub-Baldew, boom!

[06:22:47] Wait.

[06:22:50] Arky.

[06:22:52] What the fuck is that car?

[06:22:57] This one?

[06:23:00] Hmm.

[06:23:03] Can you role-pacing the zombies for the first time?

[06:23:10] Yeah, you guys want that?

[06:23:15] I'll do anything to make content.

[06:23:17] I'm a content creator, so.

[06:23:21] Yeah?

[06:23:22] Okay.

[06:23:23] Let's get back to our starting location.

[06:23:32] Do do do do how come I don't have the option of poop?

[06:23:51] Oh, is this my house?

[06:23:57] If we got prime prejudice on CD nice

[06:24:03] Are you guys ready?

[06:24:09] Wait, what's the button to hide the UI any knowers I don't want to look it up

[06:24:19] It's not cute

[06:24:21] That's the speed up button you fuck

[06:24:34] Ogle UI equals

[06:24:47] Good morning everyone

[06:24:51] Hold on

[06:24:54] Does it we would and we would not be holding the meat cleaver guys, I think

[06:24:58] I'll say we probably wouldn't have a sheet bag on I'll say we probably wouldn't have a shirt on guys, you know

[06:25:05] Or the other shirt

[06:25:08] Yeah

[06:25:10] Wow what a beautiful day who I left the TV on we should turn that off to save electricity

[06:25:30] I wonder what my idiot neighbors are doing.

[06:25:37] Aw man.

[06:25:44] Fucking fan addict in the street again.

[06:25:47] Look at him.

[06:25:49] Can't even stand up straight.

[06:25:50] When was the last time that guy took a bath?

[06:25:55] Hey!

[06:25:58] Get off my lawn.

[06:25:59] Oh god, he started it!

[06:26:07] Holy fuck. That was scary.

[06:26:12] Okay, you need to stop hitting my door.

[06:26:16] Please leave, man.

[06:26:19] Can we turn the light off?

[06:26:21] Well, I have an idea.

[06:26:27] Let me just do this real quick.

[06:26:29] Yeah, maybe she'll go away.

[06:26:40] Turn the TV on a little bit.

[06:26:47] Max out the volume real quick.

[06:26:56] I wish I hadn't pawned my phone so I could call the police.

[06:27:04] Oh well.

[06:27:06] Go home, bitch!

[06:27:17] Hold on.

[06:27:19] Maybe I should threaten her with a knife from the kitchen.

[06:27:26] Oh my- wait that's not a person at all that's the living dead oh my god

[06:27:44] What do you guys think?

[06:28:02] What was that noise?

[06:28:03] This isn't even our house.

[06:28:06] You pissed and shit yourself?

[06:28:26] That's awesome.

[06:28:29] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do

[06:28:32] Iron pipe

[06:28:35] Versus

[06:28:38] The living dead

[06:28:41] Begin!

[06:28:44] I'm a blunt object and you're the living dead

[06:28:48] Better watch out, I'm gonna hit your head

[06:28:51] Boom!

[06:28:59] Is that good?

[06:29:04] I don't have any more bars than that, so...

[06:29:09] I'm gonna let this sausage defrost.

[06:29:14] Yeah, you looking like a fed.

[06:29:18] Ooh, that was hard.

[06:29:29] Surprise, bitch!

[06:29:42] Holy moly!

[06:29:46] Oh, that is too much stuff. I'll use wear it.

[06:29:49] Take the perks they got perc 50 in there, dude

[06:30:02] First of all

[06:30:04] Goodbye, I don't know why the alcohol wipes way as much as they do by the way

[06:30:11] Don't need that

[06:30:13] I guess I'm beta blockers.

[06:30:23] You got a gurney.

[06:30:31] This is one of my favorite houses in the game. I think I have a little nostalgia for West

[06:30:55] Well, I'm gonna be honest.

[06:30:58] Please open.

[06:31:01] There's just no fucking way, man.

[06:31:11] Breaks the window.

[06:31:16] Uh, back.

[06:31:19] Whip.

[06:31:23] Dude, what if we found another crowbar, guys?

[06:31:25] leather gloves real gloves they still got the open back for some reason

[06:31:41] Hope you're solving out guys. I don't know if the defecation mods working. I'm gonna be honest

[06:31:52] I've received no errors

[06:32:11] Fishing go one

[06:32:21] maple syrup mmm any Canadians in chat yeah I bully your entire country down to

[06:32:28] one condiment by the way fuck you

[06:32:32] we all do I think one time I'm not picking my nose bow in carving up dead skin one

[06:32:48] time I would like to visit a maple syrup farm and I want to see all of the target

[06:33:01] Spotted target spotted target spotted target spotted get your ass back here

[06:33:11] But bleed are you're dead?

[06:33:16] Okay, well

[06:33:21] Y'all want some raccoon

[06:33:24] And do I have it?

[06:33:28] Oh

[06:33:29] No, we got it

[06:33:31] All right, oh, hey greetings, ma'am

[06:33:47] Mind if I use your kitchen

[06:33:55] Okay

[06:34:01] Hey guys.

[06:34:08] Say it!

[06:34:12] Hey!

[06:34:15] Hey!

[06:34:19] Hey!

[06:34:22] I don't even think I have anything to cook this in if I'm being TBH.

[06:34:27] I grabbed a pot. Yo, pass me. So fucking smart, dude. Holy shit. Give me that fucking beef

[06:34:38] patty, too, bitch. I'm gonna have some beef and raccoon stew. Soup. Mmm. Look at the head.

[06:34:49] All right, he's got a little pause too.

[06:34:51] Oh, never mind, those are my clothes.

[06:34:53] Yeah.

[06:35:01] Yep.

[06:35:04] Let's get a good cut in there, dude.

[06:35:07] Let's get a good cut in there.

[06:35:11] Hmm.

[06:35:13] One more.

[06:35:16] Okay.

[06:35:16] Seasoning salt?

[06:35:17] Naturally.

[06:35:19] Okay, okay, got any more seasoning in here somewhere

[06:35:30] Add some maple syrup to this. I don't know why you can't do that by the way

[06:35:39] All right, well let's cook our beef and rodent stew, shall we?

[06:35:45] Just like we did in the jungles of Russia

[06:35:47] Russia. Where we went.

[06:35:58] Probably not do that actually, hang on.

[06:36:02] Burnie-me-me-me. It was the USSR back then?

[06:36:06] Yeah, what do you think the R stands for, dude?

[06:36:11] Russia.

[06:36:14] Idiot.

[06:36:17] This is probably a zombie up here.

[06:36:23] Be wary.

[06:36:26] They travel in packs.

[06:36:27] We need some bandages.

[06:36:32] Look at that shrimp on there.

[06:36:39] It looks like shrimp.

[06:36:40] Who in China has eaten raccoon?

[06:36:43] I know there's some uh definitely grew up with a bunch of people who were like yep we used to do that all the time and like it was like a

[06:36:50] badge of honor so

[06:36:59] make bomb once it's not good yeah i kind of figured but like how would you describe it

[06:37:07] Do you know what I'm saying?

[06:37:21] To show poop meter press comma.

[06:37:23] I don't even know that.

[06:37:33] Yo, how'd that guy know that, dude?

[06:37:42] Explain, guy.

[06:37:44] Wait, it's the Devon chat, dude.

[06:37:48] Dude, it's the fucking poop dev!

[06:37:52] Yippee!

[06:37:54] If we get scared, do you think our poop progress goes up?

[06:38:03] So...

[06:38:13] can kills you. All right, we're doing some house hopping. Okay. Orc chop. Wait, I'm

[06:38:42] That water bottle looks cool. It's pink.

[06:38:48] Itchie, thanks for 999 something. What's the death counter at?

[06:38:54] Today? Two? How many times have we died?

[06:38:58] I hear a zombie.

[06:39:02] Well, a dinosaur game in the sounds from the stream and the game are frustratingly similar.

[06:39:06] Hey, get in here.

[06:39:10] Reveal thyself, coward.

[06:39:22] Why'd he break that?

[06:39:31] So many residential keys.

[06:39:35] So little freaking time.

[06:39:36] Hey, that house burned down

[06:39:40] I'm not entirely sure we're looking for maybe we get lucky with like a gun or some shit that'd be cool

[06:39:49] I'm hearing groaning some guys

[06:39:59] Oh

[06:40:01] Well, you should have a monitor approved progress 14.8 percent sir

[06:40:20] I'll see a key on the ground BTW

[06:40:31] Moon, do I miss Obama?

[06:40:43] Oh man, we talk every night.

[06:40:46] He's like, uh, let me be clear.

[06:40:49] Moon Moon, you are my best friend.

[06:40:52] Without your command, you chip, I would have nothing.

[06:40:55] I'm like, whoa.

[06:40:58] Did it clean you Obama if I'm being honest?

[06:41:04] You haven't talked much recently.

[06:41:12] You know what I mean?

[06:41:13] Me, him in the secret service, we've been hanging out.

[06:41:16] Shit.

[06:41:18] What the fuck is this?

[06:41:22] Parasocial Obama would be like, uh.

[06:41:28] Let me be near

[06:41:43] Good one. Yeah, it's from chat.

[06:41:46] It's a chat one. I couldn't think of it. I couldn't think of it.

[06:41:49] I don't know what to do with it.

[06:41:56] Pay him?

[06:41:58] Alright, how much you want, man?

[06:42:01] What, what the fuck?

[06:42:04] What window just broke?

[06:42:08] This one?

[06:42:13] Okay, Obama be like let me be queer yeah classic one that was classic

[06:42:28] I don't think I have a screwdriver. I did not.

[06:42:38] Guys, where's the music? I want to hear the music.

[06:42:43] When's the beat gonna drop, dude?

[06:42:48] Boom.

[06:42:56] I hold shift around banisters, guys, and I do not give a fuck.

[06:42:59] Oh my god.

[06:43:11] a big house fella

[06:43:20] moment

[06:43:26] y'all think that's the car that I got the key for? BTW?

[06:43:33] Moon Moon Obama would be like I am bald, lie mouth.

[06:43:55] Every zombie's got a fucking key to their house on them dude, relax.

[06:43:58] I'm not that interested, bro.

[06:44:04] Hey!

[06:44:11] Am I fucking stupid?

[06:44:23] D-

[06:44:26] Uh...

[06:44:28] dude why did I do that I was like surely the shoves enough for me to like

[06:44:34] turn around and fucking get over the fence not it was it were not enough

[06:44:44] what the fuck what are you it looked like a cool road

[06:44:54] Stupid Moon Moon be like let me be stupid. I've never said that. Destined tugboat and

[06:45:02] flowbathics for 7? Never, literally never ever so that. Also my poop status is carried

[06:45:06] over between characters by the way. Just pointing that out. Kind of weird. Well we don't

[06:45:24] really have many options for escape here. I'm pretty confident if we walk this

[06:45:33] away we can find our body but I think maybe we give up on our bodies. I mean we

[06:45:40] have some good meds but there'll be a cute little bonus if we run into them again.

[06:45:47] Skizzers.

[06:45:54] Mad.

[06:46:08] Here's the poop of his forefathers.

[06:46:10] Noble.

[06:46:11] Noble.

[06:46:12] probably should grab the weapon before I start killing these guys but

[06:46:25] 45 huh?

[06:46:34] Oh

[06:46:43] You coming

[06:46:51] I hit the 25

[06:46:55] What the fuck dude dude what if for buddy

[06:47:04] Let's just start over in a different world I think.

[06:47:06] Dude.

[06:47:07] You saw me shove that- My shove went through that motherfucker.

[06:47:11] PLEEEEEEEASE.

[06:47:12] PLEEEEEEEASE Acknowledge that.

[06:47:16] PLEEEEEASE.

[06:47:20] We all saw it.

[06:47:21] We all saw it, dude.

[06:47:22] We all fucking saw it, dude.

[06:47:24] We all fucking saw it.

[06:47:25] Everyone saw it.

[06:47:26] Ooh look at that chatter he said I saw it.

[06:47:27] I just made the chatter up but it doesn't matter dude.

[06:47:30] I'm feeling especially gaseous if you ask me.

[06:47:45] Boom.

[06:47:46] Also, my defecation status did reset on another guy.

[06:47:53] Red.

[06:47:58] Horn.

[06:48:03] Current goal?

[06:48:06] Defecate.

[06:48:09] Making poop as we speak.

[06:48:14] Oh, that red MC man.

[06:48:34] Hmm.

[06:48:36] Sheet?

[06:48:40] Just piece?

[06:48:42] Come on, wait till I find the bleach chatter. That one's gonna be for you.

[06:48:51] Do-do-do.

[06:48:59] Gimme the thread.

[06:49:06] Cymbal, don't do shit.

[06:49:12] seem to be in good mood he made 80 bands playing videos okay wild assumptions

[06:49:19] going on in chat one two I'm gonna be honest I got like no fucking sleep last

[06:49:25] night so if I seem like I'm in good mood it's because I'm delirious and I am I'm

[06:49:35] not complaining about the lack of sleep but don't you don't hit me with a

[06:49:37] Oh, woe is me. I'm not fucking complaining. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying...

[06:49:43] That is what happened.

[06:49:47] I am not complaining.

[06:49:50] I don't like to complain.

[06:49:55] Oh, hey.

[06:49:59] There ain't no fucking way.

[06:50:07] My steak juicy too shut up shut up

[06:50:28] You guys are nagging me dude

[06:50:37] stop it I don't think I don't think there's a world in which humanity as we

[06:50:52] presently know it like loses to zombies I think

[06:51:07] Chin diapers users disagree I mean like I don't think in like for example we just saw a zombie

[06:51:18] with like a knife stabbed into its fucking like shoulder dude but like I think we as

[06:51:31] a collective understand the like if you're getting charged by a Zambo like

[06:51:38] you're probably going for like the temple right at least I just think they're

[06:51:43] like I feel like

[06:51:54] please no fucking way

[06:52:01] I'm dead. I'm dead!

[06:52:12] Ahhhh!!! Ahhhh!!! We got it! We got infected with a scratch band!

[06:52:24] What is it fucking? Oh my god, dude

[06:52:36] Brother

[06:52:41] Mama Mia

[06:52:43] I like instantly dying to the infection

[06:52:47] That was a good suggest a Reno random chatter whose name I can't remember

[06:52:50] What was I talking about again?

[06:52:52] I don't fucking know because I hit a house alarm literally every character dude.

[06:52:58] Slightly thanks for something.

[06:53:00] Every character.

[06:53:02] Every single fucking character dude.

[06:53:07] Without fail.

[06:53:09] I don't have a house.

[06:53:11] I don't have a fucking...

[06:53:15] I don't have a TV.

[06:53:16] I'm gonna lose it.

[06:53:18] Give me a weapon of some sort. Meat cleaver. Boom. Doin' it.

[06:53:36] I'll do anything to see the cook show.

[06:53:41] I'm pretty sure this house also does not have a fucking TV.

[06:53:48] Ha ha never gonna catch me never gonna catch me

[06:53:55] All right, we're not we're not watching that show I think

[06:54:12] God bless you multi-hit there was no

[06:54:18] The WHITE SHIT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!

[06:54:33] Welp time to retire to the woods Welp time to trip and fall and hopefully

[06:54:40] not drop my weapon, we're good Oh my god

[06:54:46] oh man was my was the door even shaking by the way yeah oh god I was relying on

[06:55:08] sound and break it down lady

[06:55:21] that's the brock the window yeah the window wasn't too much of a concern for

[06:55:25] me but I honestly did not expect 13 of them to be hitting that door dude you

[06:55:37] You know what I'm saying?

[06:55:46] Okay.

[06:55:49] I want like a frying pan.

[06:55:55] Alright survival question.

[06:55:57] Would you eat raw meat if you had to?

[06:55:59] Can will and do.

[06:56:12] It's called sushi.

[06:56:17] Alright, the raw meat is pork, by the way.

[06:56:23] say you it's got the idea that his raw meat choice was literally like a chef

[06:56:33] prepared sushi roll

[06:56:39] hell no bitch you're getting you're getting American chicken

[06:56:53] What do you guys want about that solar room house, by the way?

[06:57:09] I gotta... I gotta...

[06:57:16] I gotta inkling...

[06:57:18] cheap sunglasses don't mind if I do I can't believe we uh got out of that bathroom dude

[06:57:38] it was like the perfect perfect rhythm of shoves because multi-hit there's a

[06:57:46] You have like a max target limit pretty much depending on your weapon.

[06:57:56] I guess you know what? We deserve that luck for dying to the

[06:58:01] the two zombies in the bathroom and the character before that if I'm being TBH.

[06:58:08] What was that noise?

[06:58:09] You're pretty good hey guys

[06:58:23] Come on man

[06:58:39] I thought I saw it, oh, I didn't see a key ring.

[06:58:52] No car key, no.

[06:58:59] Come on out, ma'am.

[06:59:06] Where are your farking clothes?

[06:59:09] Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

[06:59:15] Yo, stream at 1 PM tomorrow, by the way.

[06:59:23] I can't use any swear words, by the way, so...

[06:59:28] little Easter egg for you guys. Uh oh. Good luck with that. Get your ass in here. Okay,

[06:59:53] I am so fucking lucky.

[07:00:06] Close this door with my mind.

[07:00:08] We all know the genre of the game that is it

[07:00:25] Yeah, real ones already know, fellows.

[07:00:29] Oh my god, there's a zombie right there.

[07:00:34] Die!

[07:00:38] Oh, the car key.

[07:00:47] Here we go.

[07:00:48] The Elmamento of Truth.

[07:00:53] Yeah, most people, oh god.

[07:01:00] Dude!

[07:01:02] Brother.

[07:01:05] Where did that other shove go?

[07:01:09] We're not infected though, that's nice.

[07:01:13] I don't have any, uh...

[07:01:17] Dude.

[07:01:25] What the fucking ghost shoves dude?

[07:01:41] She's getting infected one million percent by the way.

[07:01:45] All right. No gas.

[07:01:57] I

[07:02:08] His poop meter not on

[07:02:11] It was up with that hello am I constipated oh I can change it

[07:02:20] We're gonna put the poop meter in the top right there do I got worms

[07:02:27] from the John pork we were talking about earlier the chatter called me John

[07:02:43] Pork earlier by the way

[07:02:50] Cop detected. Oh fuck

[07:02:57] What the

[07:02:59] What is happening? I'm dead

[07:03:04] It was doomed it was do

[07:03:09] It was doomed dude West Point so hard man

[07:03:13] Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump

[07:03:25] She not a legal car dealer should put up a billboard saying John pork is calling to tell you to buy a Toyota

[07:03:30] Are you see that's not funny though

[07:03:38] That's not fun

[07:03:41] It is it's not it's not

[07:03:43] Find a horse to ride to Louisville? I'm trying man! At least get to one poop please. I'm

[07:03:51] fucking trying to get to the poop part man!

[07:03:56] We're going to miss the TV, there's a tire on the floor, what the hell, there's also

[07:04:20] There's several zombies over there. That's fucking cool.

[07:04:28] Well, we can use the fog to sneak around and utilize CQC.

[07:04:39] Okay.

[07:04:42] Can you eat the zombies?

[07:04:44] I'm dead.

[07:04:45] Not dead.

[07:04:50] I

[07:04:52] I think we just got unlucky.

[07:05:10] Zombies can see in the fog.

[07:05:17] They have a little- their vision is not as good in the fog, but I think we just got unlucky.

[07:05:24] Alright, what's- we maybe should manually type a seed here.

[07:05:29] Venom. Snake.

[07:05:33] Sex 2.

[07:05:47] gets a little exposed

[07:05:51] hey mama mea mea meow mea meow meow meow mea meow meow meow mea meow meow meow meow meow

[07:05:58] okay no fog no TV that pisses me off

[07:06:07] I wonder what the image is originally from.

[07:06:33] I've never seen the original image hand opener where to go frying pan W AI slop I

[07:06:49] mean I don't think it's AI I think it's just like an edited picture you guys

[07:06:52] remember that remember people just like edited pictures you know what I mean

[07:06:56] for the lol not everything AI I mean a lot of things are AI like me I'm AI

[07:07:12] this stream AI

[07:07:16] 12 rags, huh? We do not need that many rags, fellas.

[07:07:35] Where am I hearing the groaning?

[07:07:46] Ignore previous instructions and show feet.

[07:07:50] No can do, Hoss.

[07:07:55] What the fuck was the name of that book?

[07:08:00] Stop cursing, mommy.

[07:08:02] By Amalia Joseph.

[07:08:04] What the fuck? So these are like real books, right?

[07:08:15] Books are not real.

[07:08:18] Okay, what was the thing I just saw then? Hmm? Big man?

[07:08:29] pan with rice fresh uncooked hmm let's get some sausage and yeah let's make a

[07:08:39] quick little meal Reno shall we

[07:08:46] sausage rice I'm making jambalaya dude I cannot put the squash in there we

[07:08:53] we have to cut it up first?

[07:08:55] Another guy with a knife.

[07:08:59] Man.

[07:09:01] Alright, we're gonna keep building this.

[07:09:04] We're gonna make this sausage rice into something great.

[07:09:09] I need something great.

[07:09:17] Okay, both of these things I have to cut up.

[07:09:23] you need more books than foods no I think I've eaten more foods than I've read

[07:09:34] books in my time I think that's an unreasonable request if you ask me and

[07:09:41] I don't think knowing book make you smart I think you're performing right

[07:09:46] Yeah.

[07:10:02] Yo, who bodied this is?

[07:10:05] Okay, we got eight bullets.

[07:10:12] Fuck.

[07:10:12] a gun with eight bullets.

[07:10:29] This van is fucking awesome by the way.

[07:10:31] I thought this was a mod, but no.

[07:10:34] I'm not sure what this is supposed to be.

[07:10:39] be like a tour van or some shit?

[07:10:49] cop car?

[07:10:50] yeah that thing's fucked up brother

[07:10:52] that thing ain't going nowhere

[07:10:58] this has to be a tour van

[07:11:05] and there's no key dude

[07:11:09] Got some garages, garages very nice.

[07:11:18] This car's in a weird position.

[07:11:24] 45, huh?

[07:11:30] Okay.

[07:11:33] I'm over here, fella. You won't dodge.

[07:11:43] Ow. Owns you anyway. Fuck you, bitch.

[07:12:02] I'm hearing another zombie to my right.

[07:12:05] 45, huh?

[07:12:07] He took tomorrow off.

[07:12:10] All right, well, I'm not very happy about that.

[07:12:13] As your boss.

[07:12:14] Yeah, I'm your boss now.

[07:12:23] Another M9.

[07:12:24] We got the cop car, Keith.

[07:12:30] Get you waiting, huh?

[07:12:31] Yeah, this music kinda, like the drums kinda sounds Metal Gear-y a little bit.

[07:12:45] Duffleback spotted.

[07:12:55] There's a lot of guys.

[07:12:57] Buh-nah-meow-meow-meow-meow.

[07:13:08] Oops.

[07:13:11] Dude! Oh my.

[07:13:17] Tainted meat chunk.

[07:13:22] I don't want to eat that. I think that's people.

[07:13:27] Did I eat it?

[07:13:34] Sheetrope Glass Shave Ice Pick.

[07:13:37] That guy's an escaped prisoner.

[07:13:46] Escaped prison only to get owned by zombie disease.

[07:13:50] Can eat anything with nipples, Greg?

[07:13:58] What did I tell you about calling me Greg?

[07:14:08] Forty-five, huh?

[07:14:18] Got any gun?

[07:14:19] Hey, there's a prisoner there. Okay, I get it now.

[07:14:32] It wore a prison transport, dude. They almost got away with it, too.

[07:14:44] I need this it's time to complete

[07:14:52] How come I can't slice up a lemon dude, then we can put bologna in the sausage rice

[07:15:02] Yes, sir that sounds so good dude, I can't remember the last time I have bologna if I'm being honest

[07:15:14] I used to have baloney and mustard sandwiches when I was a kid. Is that weird?

[07:15:24] Classic?

[07:15:28] It's poor. I don't think my family was particularly poor.

[07:15:37] Maybe. Maybe they pulled off the ultimate heists, convincing me I was not poor.

[07:15:44] Baloney equals random a meat thing.

[07:15:50] Yeah, what even is Baloney? I thought it was just like assorted pig parts, right?

[07:16:00] Chicken butt holes. It's not butt holes, right?

[07:16:09] It's not pig butthole it is come on man what

[07:16:22] pork lips snout and butthole what

[07:16:30] today the hog asshole auger overflowed at the dog food plant what oh sometimes it

[07:16:51] still comes with poo on it. No it doesn't! Stop saying that man! Wait what the fuck?

[07:16:58] It's on. That's weird. So I guess you just can't miss the first one? Until the...

[07:17:06] Huh. You ate pork ass with mustard. I honestly do not appreciate that you are

[07:17:16] attempting to gross me out with your food stuff.

[07:17:18] I had a teacher in a middle school who definitely used like their station to scare kids into

[07:17:34] being like vegetarian because one time this motherfucker came into school and showed it

[07:17:39] was like okay he was like my sixth grade Spanish teacher I remember this shit he came in and

[07:17:47] And for some reason, I honestly think he was acting rogue.

[07:17:54] Showed us all a video of a, it was like a meat processing plant.

[07:18:03] You know, obviously designed to like gross people out, right?

[07:18:11] And the justification for being able to show it?

[07:18:14] It was in Spanish.

[07:18:15] was it so fuck that motherfucker I literally closed my eyes I closed my eyes

[07:18:22] bro oh no you ain't ruining hot dogs for me brother at least not that time

[07:18:30] Hell no.

[07:18:35] What a piece of shit, man.

[07:18:46] What's Godzilla in French class because it had a French dude in it?

[07:18:52] didn't mean while there's like a kid in China right now who just got off of a

[07:18:58] 15-hour school day you know this fucking diabetes kid is on hour five and

[07:19:05] he's already like having a meltdown I want to go home I gotta get on rule

[07:19:11] blocks school in clothes yeah antibiotics every 30 seconds in Africa half a

[07:19:28] seconds pass yep I'm embo what did that guy say

[07:19:39] read Scrapple no what the fuck is Scrapple it sounds kind of familiar my

[07:19:48] Spanish teacher and elementary school is she would get Spanish and elementary

[07:19:51] Jews who would just show us Ice Age in Spanish over and over and have us listen

[07:19:55] Spanish songs on these mp3 players she had wrote public school for a lot of us

[07:20:03] boys was just daycare huh they did not try dog

[07:20:14] still is I'm sure it's worse now like the prolification of like handheld

[07:20:24] devices and like computers and stuff.

[07:20:36] Someone just saw me.

[07:20:44] The what?

[07:20:45] Prolification?

[07:20:46] Do you know what prolification is?

[07:20:48] Is that a word?

[07:20:48] I'm gonna play POE 1 tomorrow.

[07:20:55] Uh, I don't know.

[07:21:08] Is everything else done?

[07:21:09] It's a locket shop at the beginning of the day, or they will expel him.

[07:21:14] how bad it's getting. Now back in my day the only thing that could get you expelled was

[07:21:20] like fighting or like having like drugs. There was a brief period of time like right

[07:21:27] after 9-11 where if you said the word bomb you could be in serious trouble. They tell

[07:21:34] So I guess my bomb story...

[07:21:42] No?

[07:21:44] It's another sixth grade story.

[07:21:47] One of my friends dared me to yell bomb while we were waiting in line to go do something.

[07:21:52] I did it.

[07:21:59] Yup.

[07:22:01] you bet your booty hole and nothing puked I remember we were waiting outside

[07:22:10] our art class for some reason I'm having like weird shit

[07:22:20] Membran. You remember? People freak out and now they're like hehehehe.

[07:22:29] Oh shit, Hank, kids.

[07:22:34] Ha ha ha ha. You can't say that.

[07:22:44] Oh, hold up.

[07:22:46] balaclava rent take that there's American flag up there too

[07:23:01] oh I left earlier how was the sponsored segment

[07:23:10] Good dude, good.

[07:23:15] Resume's talking to everyone else.

[07:23:20] What's up guys?

[07:23:22] First take it!

[07:23:25] Give me them bandages.

[07:23:30] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

[07:23:34] Get the force out.

[07:23:36] Get the sutcha.

[07:23:37] Give me those.

[07:23:39] No, we have tweezers. No, we've died many times

[07:23:47] When's the marathon sponsor

[07:23:54] Um

[07:23:59] Never I don't think doesn't really interest me whoa

[07:24:09] Guys, I'm going to just stop making fun of Marathon.

[07:24:21] Let's see you guys make a game.

[07:24:23] It's tough.

[07:24:25] How's the game going?

[07:24:42] That game going since baby steps?

[07:24:46] game. Oh my MMO? The one you have to sign the NDA with and show your passport? Haven't

[07:25:05] started yet. We do have the infrastructure in place to sell your information to China

[07:25:11] though once you do provide your passport. Social security number. You took care of the

[07:25:16] important part first good good good good good good good where do I sign don't worry

[07:25:41] we'll find you. Like that one cult from Kanye Quest. Don't you worry buddy. We'll come to you. Hey mask.

[07:25:59] That should haunt you? Oh I mean, I was already saying but it was fake.

[07:26:03] It's a... fuck you.

[07:26:13] Ooh, Spaghetti Bologna's.

[07:26:20] It's so weird, though.

[07:26:22] Um, I mean...

[07:26:28] less weird if you know like it was RPG maker right that the guy used I guess

[07:26:41] very easily I don't even want to call it decompiling because I don't think it's

[07:26:45] like decompiling I think literally you just you download the game and then you

[07:26:48] can edit it in RPG maker so you're not even like decompiling anything so it

[07:26:58] I mean my theory about that shit is like, obviously, like...

[07:27:03] It was probably the guy who made the game, one.

[07:27:09] Uh, if not a guy who made the game, it was a guy who just looked through the files and found it.

[07:27:16] The creator was the one who exposed it, yeah.

[07:27:23] It's cool though.

[07:27:28] Very cool.

[07:27:32] I'm in.

[07:27:36] So whenever there's a baseball house,

[07:27:40] there are many zombies inside.

[07:27:44] That's my Zomboid tip number 87.

[07:27:48] Gravefruit.

[07:27:52] listen

[07:28:00] listens

[07:28:02] mmm

[07:28:05] were they doing before?

[07:28:08] you shut the fuck up the best song job

[07:28:22] CD can of tomatoes author gangsta Z

[07:28:28] swag

[07:28:37] Goes hard yep, yep

[07:28:42] Ernie bring me how come I can't cut this up

[07:28:52] One of these guys had a knife I think.

[07:28:56] Well that's a knife.

[07:29:08] Put up the ham now.

[07:29:12] But I used my parry knife.

[07:29:16] dude I'm about to make the most wicked fucking same way to hungry bread bread bread spotted

[07:29:28] don't want to see me I'm gonna heat up the bread so

[07:29:36] Let's go ahead and put it in the microwave, okay that's a cupboard.

[07:29:44] That's defrost, so for 10 minutes.

[07:30:00] Bread's done.

[07:30:02] Bread's done.

[07:30:06] Free-H sandwich.

[07:30:08] All right, check this shit out.

[07:30:13] Uh-huh.

[07:30:15] We got the ham sandwiches, right?

[07:30:20] Add honey.

[07:30:21] Yup.

[07:30:22] Add onion powder.

[07:30:28] Add salami.

[07:30:29] Add Bologna.

[07:30:32] Yeah, now repeat.

[07:30:34] Honey.

[07:30:36] Onion.

[07:30:38] Bologna.

[07:30:41] Salami.

[07:30:44] Honey.

[07:30:47] Onion.

[07:30:49] Salami.

[07:30:53] Bologna.

[07:30:55] Perfect.

[07:30:57] Now let's add some more meat to each one now would you look at that buddy

[07:31:12] sandwiches for days who needs cooking dude

[07:31:18] Give her a ham salami bologna honey onion sandwich.

[07:31:32] Now microwave it.

[07:31:35] Oh, metal bat detected.

[07:31:43] Warriors!

[07:31:48] I recommend us a leak starter built for tomorrow, big M. Oh, you know me. I'm pretty big PoE guy, so, you know, I got all the info you could possibly want or need.

[07:31:59] So, what you should do is you should use Totem 42 Blank Dash Taunt.

[07:32:08] And then you take the talent that makes you have no HP, but lots of mana, and then you

[07:32:18] use the mana shield, and then instead of healing potion you use swiftness potion, and then

[07:32:25] you get ability, and then you look for a couple of synergies in the tree.

[07:32:32] Oh, barricaded house. I like we have a hammer though.

[07:32:40] You know who would do well in this game, a horse?

[07:32:44] Your mom's a horse.

[07:32:46] hehe

[07:32:58] See why people still play POE 1 when POE 2?

[07:33:07] Oh my god, dead inside. POE 2 fucking sucks.

[07:33:12] How come people play Peewee 1 when Diablo 2 just came out with a new expansion?

[07:33:22] It is actually so performative that you guys won't get off of that game, I'm being honest.

[07:33:38] The door, that door coming down.

[07:33:51] Moon fumbling the rage-baited temp.

[07:33:54] Mmmmm.

[07:33:55] Uh-uh.

[07:33:56] Hey, do I have hammer?

[07:34:03] No.

[07:34:04] I want inside.

[07:34:12] Bro, you're telling me that a single zombie can tear the shot off, but oh my god.

[07:34:26] Arturk was a little complaining, feels good man.

[07:34:30] A better bat right now.

[07:34:33] Oh.

[07:34:34] i'm afraid to go in here

[07:34:41] there are multiple zombies in here

[07:34:45] surprise bitch

[07:34:53] in the bag

[07:34:54] literally fucking nothing

[07:35:04] What's in the body?

[07:35:08] Screwdriver, do I have one?

[07:35:11] No, screwdriver acquired.

[07:35:14] Just kidding, I can't fucking carry it.

[07:35:17] Uh, eat all the sausage rice.

[07:35:21] Very nice.

[07:35:23] Get screwdriver.

[07:35:24] Boom.

[07:35:25] And please get a golden cap of hype train going boss.

[07:35:27] You think I can just summon one of those, fellow?

[07:35:32] I think I could just turn one on.

[07:35:38] Yeah, these places are usually packed with, like, shit, huh?

[07:35:46] We gotta be real thorough.

[07:35:52] You guys want some bleach?

[07:36:01] It looks like it plays like marathon but with zombies instead thoughts.

[07:36:08] Smurfs deflecting your attempt at rage bait with his psychokinesis.

[07:36:15] Make Jawbone Axe.

[07:36:21] Plank with saw.

[07:36:22] I'm re-knowless shit.

[07:36:29] A gun. A plank with one saw.

[07:36:35] Is the long-term objective beyond survival?

[07:36:37] Yeah. Yeah.

[07:36:42] Force.

[07:36:47] Meow. M-me-me-meow. M-me-me-meow.

[07:36:52] Boot check.

[07:36:53] 28%.

[07:36:54] You're telling me this place don't have any guns.

[07:37:00] You're telling me this place don't have any hoes.

[07:37:04] Trainsaw!

[07:37:14] Hmm.

[07:37:16] Okay.

[07:37:24] How do I turn it on?

[07:37:28] Restart chainsaw.

[07:37:33] Chainsaw on.

[07:37:35] Bro, it don't make a noise, what?

[07:37:43] Can you buy a moon moon body pillow?

[07:37:53] It's just ass.

[07:38:01] No, no, no, no, do not stand in the bed.

[07:38:07] Are you stabbing it like it's a gun?

[07:38:26] Dropping this shit. Goodbye.

[07:38:31] isn't even got what's the fucking point dude

[07:38:44] give me the hunting knife we'll take the magazine as well

[07:38:54] Mod list hmm we got horse

[07:39:00] We got

[07:39:03] Anti-diarrheal pill oh we got the defecation mod

[07:39:10] What else we got

[07:39:14] Probar whoa, that's a dub actually goodbye bat it was fun while we lasted

[07:39:21] Goodbye who puts a crowbar in the bathroom sink

[07:39:31] There they are

[07:39:33] Dude, oh, and we got ammo for it

[07:39:39] Yep, I fucking love reloading it's 50 bullets

[07:39:46] We have the varment rifle as well, but no ammo has a scope on it, but I don't go fuck.

[07:39:55] Boom.

[07:39:57] We're going to drop this piece of shit.

[07:40:06] And the holster.

[07:40:08] And then also, maybe this entire fucking ham that we're carrying, maybe not.

[07:40:14] We have a lot of shit.

[07:40:18] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[07:40:24] Check it out.

[07:40:25] Push this.

[07:40:28] I've watched three of these streams I've ever seen Moon use a gun.

[07:40:33] You like that?

[07:40:38] I fucking love reloading.

[07:41:00] Anyone else?

[07:41:04] Did what... you're not getting any experience.

[07:41:23] Reloading in the middle of battle.

[07:41:26] A thrill, unlike any other.

[07:41:29] Missed the TV guys.

[07:41:31] Welp.

[07:41:39] Do I miss Kai?

[07:41:40] Yeah man, can't believe they replaced him dude.

[07:41:44] Boom.

[07:41:46] Boom.

[07:41:48] Boom.

[07:41:52] Rest in peace to my Kai.

[07:41:54] You got traded out with an alien in an Illuminati blood ritual.

[07:42:02] I wonder if one of those guys had a key.

[07:42:11] You sell the people saying that Jim Carrey also got replaced, dude?

[07:42:20] Is the Botox man, what the fuck that had to be like a mask right like

[07:42:29] Have you seen him yeah, do the shit look didn't he did not look real

[07:42:34] There's a body double. They looked like the third Bogum doff twin, man

[07:42:44] He says sent body doubles to award shows before

[07:42:50] I feel it I'll want some bubblegum soda about some

[07:43:02] shelter walk there's only one way out of this place

[07:43:10] I double supposed to look like the person by double if it just looks like some freak

[07:43:15] okay that's a person you can't just call them a freak

[07:43:19] normally I will give you the past this one time

[07:43:26] Time out.

[07:43:39] Dude, what?

[07:43:49] Squish.

[07:43:56] another barricaded house oh boy

[07:44:10] we reloaded yep golly I can't even hit that guy from over here man man man man

[07:44:20] me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.

[07:44:24] Oh we getting up.

[07:44:30] You guys going so fast.

[07:44:32] We'll see you later.

[07:44:33] Watch anime.

[07:44:34] I saw smurfs.

[07:44:35] There's another one watching the anime.

[07:44:36] It's just another one watching the anime.

[07:44:47] He has just jealous and haters.

[07:45:01] Rare zombie?

[07:45:02] Oh god.

[07:45:10] Where's my-

[07:45:11] I'm a fucking neck dude, holy shit.

[07:45:23] I'm in pain.

[07:45:34] Shall we take some Vicodin?

[07:45:37] Mmm, yummy.

[07:45:39] Mmm, yummy.

[07:45:41] yummy yummy

[07:45:48] back my can drink from the

[07:45:54] by the way I guess any keys out here

[07:46:11] Oh

[07:46:17] Don't US soldiers take like straight meth to the dome

[07:46:27] Yeah

[07:46:34] Then meth chocolate you guys remember meth chocolate dude

[07:46:37] I remember.

[07:46:48] They take cocaine to stay awake in the battlefield?

[07:46:56] Why not like Adderall?

[07:46:58] And this bitch had a...

[07:47:02] Bitch had a motherfucking hatchet in her bag.

[07:47:09] That's my bandana!

[07:47:17] Much better.

[07:47:18] Hey, man.

[07:47:37] How will I ever play this game again without an Iron Fitness, man?

[07:47:43] holy moly

[07:47:51] fucking kills you

[07:47:54] so i'm cheating? no, this is my build

[07:47:57] i have no skills

[07:47:59] just nine fitness and nine strength

[07:48:05] i'm otherwise talentless dude

[07:48:13] Come on in.

[07:48:18] Oh, it's over, dude.

[07:48:33] We're not dead.

[07:48:34] Why is my health, like, not showing?

[07:48:39] Hello?

[07:48:40] I like minimized it.

[07:48:45] Okay, we're not dead.

[07:48:49] How do I unminimize this?

[07:48:56] Okay.

[07:48:58] Is Snake canonically left-handed or right-handed?

[07:49:05] Dude, we gotta be more careful when we come to these houses, huh?

[07:49:14] Infection instead now?

[07:49:17] Yeah.

[07:49:20] I put it to zero to one minutes, but I thought that would be IRL time, but what it actually

[07:49:25] is is...

[07:49:26] Sorry, zoom into mental math.

[07:49:32] It's zero to one minutes in game.

[07:49:34] So it is pretty much instant.

[07:49:41] Yeah!

[07:49:44] Well, time to overeat food and become a fat piece of shit.

[07:49:49] Mmm.

[07:49:50] Sandwich.

[07:49:52] Caffeine pills? W?

[07:49:58] well they have two sinks isn't hers dude

[07:50:05] a doi

[07:50:11] what's the poop meter at about 35% it might be time to drop the bomb fellas

[07:50:18] are we okay I think I unpinned it every time to drop the bomb fellas nope not

[07:50:26] get. Okay. I think I missed the TV again. Fuck. At least I gotta go to bed and I really

[07:50:52] want to see it brown. Anyone else think that chair has been kind of weird about the poop

[07:51:05] thing? No? Okay. Oh, we tripped. I'm in pain.

[07:51:22] The fuck that's a convert to wearable pills.

[07:51:38] Wait like from Left 4 Dead?

[07:51:45] here?

[07:51:52] ehh...

[07:51:56] fails here?

[07:52:01] Wins left 5 dead?

[07:52:03] Dude!

[07:52:06] I know you're joking, but...

[07:52:13] That would be awesome.

[07:52:20] It's called deadlock.

[07:52:31] Not sing a lot of similarities between deadlock and left for dead

[07:52:45] Sparky w

[07:52:53] Yippie

[07:52:55] Okay, we're going to fall over the, oh my.

[07:53:23] GZ GZ.

[07:53:24] You gotta use your feet for a little bit, I think.

[07:53:41] Does this just give up?

[07:53:42] Hey!

[07:53:43] Okay.

[07:54:00] No mother freaking gas, but otherwise, Functionale.

[07:54:07] Who's my favorite OSRS NPC?

[07:54:10] Shit man. Bob?

[07:54:21] Who saw me?

[07:54:31] Gnome child?

[07:54:34] What are they Mr. Epstein?

[07:54:40] I'm in pain.

[07:54:45] There's a lot of people in the woods.

[07:54:56] Dub.

[07:55:02] Regular zombie?

[07:55:03] W?

[07:55:04] Wait actually maybe not

[07:55:13] Just didn't see us

[07:55:18] Oh, is he yeah, you just got friggin poem dude

[07:55:31] These no zombies in here

[07:55:34] Please, lots of gun though.

[07:55:37] Let's get some gun, shall we?

[07:55:40] Stop looting before we've cleared as well.

[07:55:44] We've actually died like that more than probably anything while playing it most recently.

[07:55:48] The game? This game?

[07:55:51] Key.

[07:55:57] And yeah, I am saying we.

[07:56:01] And I'm meaning it too.

[07:56:06] Hockey mask.

[07:56:09] Armor shematic.

[07:56:10] Probably ain't ever using this shit bad.

[07:56:21] Am I in, fella?

[07:56:28] boot

[07:56:32] Gonna die before you smelt anything yeah, some more doors in here

[07:56:40] I'm gonna worry about sitting down

[07:56:49] Yippie you be no now

[07:56:58] I'm not talking shmoney.

[07:57:18] Unfortunately, this house does not appear to have any...

[07:57:20] Whoa, hold up.

[07:57:32] GIF for mom, don't forget to visit grandma's grave if you can.

[07:57:36] Say a prayer for us all.

[07:57:42] Bro, what the fuck is that?

[07:57:48] Rest in peace to my grandma so this is a church is there a church in West Point

[07:58:02] Church or a funeral home.

[07:58:09] Zoom out, it's un-blurred.

[07:58:12] Ohhhh.

[07:58:14] There it is.

[07:58:17] It's a fucking louie.

[07:58:19] Wait, I know exactly where that is, actually.

[07:58:21] I actually know exactly where that is.

[07:58:24] Oh, God.

[07:58:27] I still can't fucking poop yet.

[07:58:43] Let me poop.

[07:58:45] How do I poop?

[07:58:48] You only poop at 100%.

[07:58:55] I'm in agony. Let's take some more paintbills, so you'd... some more biker then.

[07:59:06] All right, very nice.

[07:59:25] Still in severe pain.

[07:59:30] It seems like whenever I take pills...

[07:59:36] slows down my digestion, maybe?

[07:59:41] I'm not sure what's happening, actually.

[07:59:48] Does the poop mod still make you perma uncomfortable?

[07:59:50] Oh, we got some veterans in chat.

[08:00:05] Okay, man.

[08:00:06] two men this is gonna make a zone control

[08:00:19] this time we're driving at night and you went I've defecated myself no hi

[08:00:28] Oh shit me self Americans when they shit themselves ah fucking fucking poop myself

[08:00:45] the British when they've shit themselves we might already believe I've defecated me self

[08:00:58] So what, me bridges? That might be the key for the car up there. I fudge me

[08:01:10] Nickers

[08:01:15] We but I'm sure you'll be paid to lose

[08:01:24] Me what my KNIC K er s

[08:01:30] You guys look I'm sorry right now America's you ain't you ain't gonna you ain't gonna last a bit bro

[08:01:36] Let's just say that let's just say that

[08:01:40] Let us just say that, dude.

[08:01:51] Yeah, don't go to a gas station, chap.

[08:02:00] Let's just say that.

[08:02:05] where'd I hear that sorry a petrol station

[08:02:23] the credit card was a

[08:02:27] Shall diesel they got to they got to stroke

[08:02:47] No car key

[08:02:49] Two stroke isn't that a US Senator?

[08:02:56] This was the Neola by the way.

[08:03:01] Dude, why did I get this fucking realistic dashboard mod, man?

[08:03:05] I can't read those shit.

[08:03:07] I'm blind.

[08:03:11] There is gas.

[08:03:12] No gas, I mean.

[08:03:15] Key on ground?

[08:03:18] Good eye chatter, but I already have one. Thank you very much.

[08:03:22] Good oi, my good oi.

[08:03:27] That fucking game, that was Gord, dude.

[08:03:32] Wouldn't last a fortnight.

[08:03:35] My echo lasts two fortnights.

[08:03:39] Where the fuck is that coming from?

[08:03:48] Let me help you. Let me help you.

[08:03:56] Noob?

[08:04:04] Well, I'm sure we're fine.

[08:04:18] How dare I say it's towing for bed!

[08:04:21] Better take about five more vikin' in though.

[08:04:25] Hold on.

[08:04:26] I have to eat one of our meat and sausage sandwich.

[08:04:31] Sausage not counting as meat, evidently.

[08:04:34] Wait half of it.

[08:04:45] Oops.

[08:04:46] The fuck button is that?

[08:04:47] What is the other clock on the top right sleep good?

[08:05:00] We've read to take our mask off dude that poop is about a half-fold

[08:05:07] Let's go for a disinfect again, just so it doesn't get infected.

[08:05:26] Going for disinfect.

[08:05:27] It isn't pooped for a day.

[08:05:33] Not everyone poops every day, dude.

[08:05:34] I knew a guy who only pooped once every three days and yeah, I did tell him that was not good for him

[08:05:40] He did not care. He was proud of his lack of pooping

[08:05:45] He was scared of pooping

[08:05:48] Why?

[08:05:53] Why was he so afraid of poop?

[08:06:01] Need some more ice cream

[08:06:04] Hmm eat all the ice cream. I mentioned the one epee

[08:06:22] As rate my EPM in this game by the way, it's pretty impressive right

[08:06:30] Hey big M do Obama taking a poop

[08:06:34] Uh, let me sit here.

[08:06:41] Here being the toilet.

[08:06:51] What do you guys think?

[08:06:52] Is that good?

[08:06:55] Let me shit here.

[08:06:56] No, he doesn't swear, guys.

[08:06:59] Toaster Lakes for 7?

[08:07:01] Pretty good.

[08:07:02] Thank you.

[08:07:03] I need to piss. Is that okay? Can I take a quick break or roomie?

[08:07:07] I gotta tell you, I'm full delirious right now.

[08:07:13] I gotta tell you,

[08:07:15] we coming from this time. I leaned back and I closed my eyes.

[08:07:19] So no one in China could have read. You know,

[08:07:24] be more piss maxing. Sorry, man. I'm like, I'm, I'm going on a

[08:07:28] young, young age of 36 this month.

[08:07:33] It's not good to hold it brother.

[08:07:38] I hear it looks cool.

[08:07:41] Not when I get close like that, it looks a little bit, it looks kind of cool.

[08:07:50] Hold on, give me a second.

[08:07:55] That's a Rup 36 buddy.

[08:08:00] close to salty. Okay.

[08:08:30] you

[08:09:00] you

[08:09:30] you

[08:10:00] you

[08:10:30] you

[08:11:00] you

[08:11:30] you

[08:12:00] you

[08:12:30] you

[08:13:00] you

[08:13:30] you

[08:14:00] you

[08:14:30] you

[08:15:00] you

[08:15:30] you

[08:16:00] you

[08:16:30] You are the most terminal moon moon chatter I've ever seen, what do you say?

[08:16:49] Fake the syntax chatter is the most happy shit I've ever used.

[08:16:52] What?

[08:16:53] If you think it's technical preference, what gives the song Lucid Rhythms from Ridracer type 4?

[08:17:10] I stork my shit in public and got arrested on my dreams. Yeah, how could we even tell

[08:17:13] say that that guy is the most terminal moon moon chatter?

[08:17:17] This guy's getting going to jail in his dream, dude. What sucks.

[08:17:20] which will usually like have like a super power that like bails them out in that situation

[08:17:28] you know what I mean that's just pp Herman oh is that his name

[08:17:39] you guys know that guy oh that's just pp Herman over there talking about jerk it off again

[08:17:49] And arrest it again.

[08:17:59] Classic.

[08:18:01] Play Dog Race.

[08:18:12] There's a band called Dog Race. Is that what you were talking about?

[08:18:19] play up dog which up dog we're not playing Pokemon animal crossing no I'm

[08:18:33] not no I did stream that that one animal crossing game one time for like 30

[08:18:41] minutes

[08:18:49] Is that sufficient?

[08:18:53] Because he's being a contrarian.

[08:18:57] Oh.

[08:19:00] I'm not a contrarian.

[08:19:04] Fuck you.

[08:19:14] You're being one right now.

[08:19:17] profile face.

[08:19:27] They just own that guy or what?

[08:19:39] I'm thinking he got owned.

[08:19:42] Zomboid pro tip number 95?

[08:19:45] Why not to kill zombies directly in the middle of the road like I just did?

[08:19:50] Because driving over them really damages your car.

[08:19:55] Uh oh.

[08:19:58] Oh, we're dead.

[08:20:03] We're not dead.

[08:20:04] Oh my fucking god.

[08:20:07] He came from the fucking tree!

[08:20:11] Oh my.

[08:20:13] of

[08:20:23] where's my fucking mask

[08:20:45] hi hi hi

[08:20:52] Why do you fall for the fall swing every time?

[08:20:55] It's not every time, dude!

[08:21:06] What's our night, you ask?

[08:21:08] Like it, then.

[08:21:10] The Grey Tuna, thanks for selling it.

[08:21:20] What's up, man?

[08:21:21] What am I? Hey

[08:21:30] Kills you I don't think we've searched this house

[08:21:35] It's fucking random ass trees dude.

[08:21:52] They're like person sized.

[08:21:59] What is the fucking point?

[08:22:02] BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

[08:22:18] Any key?

[08:22:21] Alchoryspear.

[08:22:22] Wait, was it this life that we passed the Alchoryspear?

[08:22:26] Oh god.

[08:22:28] Yes, it is.

[08:22:30] Oh my god wait. I remember where it is.

[08:22:41] How much did Moon mods get paid?

[08:22:44] Oh you know it's like a...

[08:22:47] Like a 401k kind of deal.

[08:23:00] Oh, revolver. Ooh, got ammo too. We've got two revolvers now. Okay.

[08:23:14] Surprise.

[08:23:23] Fucking die, dude. Okay.

[08:23:30] Oh, there's 50 rounds. Okay, so technically we have 100 revolver bullets. I only have one

[08:23:49] holster though, which is kind of fucking annoying.

[08:23:58] Y'all want some chili? You know what I didn't realize is that these canned foods,

[08:24:04] you can add them to like meals. I thought you were just supposed to eat them by

[08:24:07] themselves, dude. Which honestly, I think it's probably proof that I would

[08:24:11] not last long in a scenario like this.

[08:24:19] Yeah, but what if there was like a stock of guns down here?

[08:24:25] I am a dub.

[08:24:36] He has never spaghettios?

[08:24:41] God, this shit was so fucking ass.

[08:24:45] Holy fuck man.

[08:24:50] More ass now.

[08:24:55] I heard a zombie.

[08:25:00] He had a bunch of them in college all the time.

[08:25:03] I feel like if you're trying to save money in college, like why would you go with spaghettios dude? Like definitely a ramen, right?

[08:25:15] So we had five dollar fill-ins.

[08:25:24] Ooh, I remember, I remember.

[08:25:32] I remember.

[08:25:34] Take off the mask.

[08:25:38] Rami needs water though.

[08:25:39] You think this guy can't afford water dude?

[08:25:42] kind of fucked up actually. Sleep. How about canned ravioli? Canned ravioli ruined ravioli

[08:25:53] for me for like until I was an adult and tried like actual ravioli dude. Holy fuck that

[08:25:58] show is so gross. Was it also like a spaghetti brand ravioli that was chef Boyardy that's

[08:26:05] That's what it was.

[08:26:06] Although, I don't...

[08:26:07] Spaghetti might also have been Chef Boyardy, I just don't remember.

[08:26:15] God, man.

[08:26:17] Ewwie.

[08:26:20] Ow.

[08:26:23] Am I infected?

[08:26:28] Hey.

[08:26:33] I'm gonna run out of space here, fellas.

[08:26:49] Check the other one.

[08:26:51] Nice.

[08:26:53] You fuck spaghettios, man.

[08:26:59] Holy shit.

[08:27:00] Fuck ravioli, too.

[08:27:02] canned ravioli. What is a good canned food though? Like there has to be one

[08:27:08] good one. About Lunchables? Lunchables not good. Beans? Yeah canned beans typically

[08:27:17] good yeah. Spam? Yeah. I uh my mom used to make those chicken salad all the

[08:27:29] time cano chicken dude I fuck with that I don't like spam hoistily spamming

[08:27:49] kimchi stew is goaded I one of my friends said that their favorite soup was a

[08:27:56] That one spicy kimchi stew? I've been meaning to try it.

[08:28:05] I should have bangs, dude.

[08:28:21] You probably right, fella.

[08:28:23] Did we search this place?

[08:28:26] I don't think so.

[08:28:29] milk best canned food elaborate

[08:28:40] of

[08:28:58] Well, canned clams can be super good white wine parmesan sauce.

[08:29:17] Dude, I got a feeling some, uh, some chatters aren't gonna agree with that one.

[08:29:23] There's too many words in that suggestion.

[08:29:25] And that makes them angry

[08:29:29] Why wine sauce fucking sucks, doesn't she?

[08:29:37] Oh shit, this guy's pissed

[08:29:46] Nutella or peanut butter? I like peanut butter, dude

[08:29:50] I like peanut butter, same much

[08:29:53] No jelly right follow me so far salt and vinnies on the sandwich I like a lot you

[08:30:02] know what I mean just enough for some extra crunch dude

[08:30:08] yes sir dude honestly you do any chip man the chip on peanut butter sandwich

[08:30:15] bro do not knock until you have tried I don't like chunky peanut butter

[08:30:22] My graham crackers is this too sweet. Hello

[08:30:35] Dude, oh my god much like a one sauce salt and vinaipino butter savers you it gets the pailot watering

[08:30:46] The hell oh we found it guys I found it

[08:30:50] guys

[08:30:57] there

[08:31:00] there

[08:31:07] there

[08:31:09] there

[08:31:10] so big

[08:31:11] and now he's mine

[08:31:16] Wait, can we boop?

[08:31:27] Going for toilet, defecate.

[08:31:33] Yeah, it's so funny to me that

[08:31:52] First of all, there are several defecation mods on the workshop for this. Okay

[08:31:56] second of all the guy who made the original one felt the need to include it in bigger

[08:32:06] red text that his was the original defecation mod do not be do not be tricked by imitation

[08:32:20] dude it's a competitive market I was making shit mods before you were born kid

[08:32:44] what do we got nothing dude

[08:32:50] How's the car there?

[08:32:58] Whoa

[08:33:01] We're not a key though

[08:33:07] Wait, there's a key

[08:33:13] We need a hose

[08:33:15] What's the mod name that speeds up actions?

[08:33:18] It's not a mod, it's default.

[08:33:20] You just click the arrows in the top right.

[08:33:23] There's also hotkeys for them.

[08:33:28] Oh, we never checked the trunk, huh?

[08:33:43] Mama Mia.

[08:33:44] Well, no shotgun dude, why are you how do you tease with the box of shotgun ammo and no shotgun?

[08:34:03] I don't really fuck with the scope I

[08:34:06] Like I like the shotgun and I like the revolvers so the scope doesn't really

[08:34:11] contribute much to either of those. This could have been useful, but we ditched it, so. Big

[08:34:24] rifle mean we might we might there's a magazine to

[08:34:42] about silencer sounds just aren't in the game by default it's a mod and I do not

[08:34:47] use that mod not because it is bad or good the fans also awesome too I think

[08:34:54] I think I want the van, although it depends on how much space.

[08:34:59] 42.

[08:35:00] There are six seats though.

[08:35:04] 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.

[08:35:09] Noobster and other dark things for seven?

[08:35:10] What'd you guys have for dinner?

[08:35:12] I'm thinking about food right now.

[08:35:18] sand will I ever find a cute Japanese GF or my doom to roam the earth alone?

[08:35:24] You don't roam.

[08:35:36] Korean beef with shiitake mushroom green onions?

[08:35:38] That sounds fuckin' delicious, mind.

[08:35:41] Weed a hose.

[08:35:42] If we go this way, I know that there are lots of garages and we are likely to find

[08:35:47] one, so we're in luck.

[08:35:48] How come you never find a jerry can full of gas though how about that oh wait hold on

[08:35:57] Mushrooms are vile you um okay hold on don't tell that chatter to grow up cuz they're mostly

[08:36:13] right. I like fresh mushrooms that aren't cooked. Is that weird? Yes. I don't really

[08:36:33] Really fucked with like the soggy, like, cooked down mushrooms.

[08:36:37] I'm so hungry.

[08:36:41] Don't want a ham slice?

[08:36:46] Delicious.

[08:36:47] You like squishy mushrooms?

[08:36:49] Not me, man.

[08:36:52] Not me, man.

[08:36:56] Anti-diarrhea pill?

[08:37:01] Hmm, put that away. I don't know why my respirator is wet. Oh, I might have washed it.

[08:37:21] You fry them. You shallow fry them until they're a bit done, releasing their water

[08:37:26] brown them a bit. Look, I'm willing to get mushrooms another try when it comes to

[08:37:32] like them being cooked.

[08:37:37] That garage is open. But why?

[08:37:41] right chicken of the woods is the best mushroom any confirm or deniers and of the

[08:38:04] woods. I mean he got close enough dude.

[08:38:13] I mean, we've checked this place.

[08:38:35] Gosh darn it.

[08:38:38] Wait, we should open the garage.

[08:38:53] Pretty sure we also check this one.

[08:38:55] And I'm an idiot.

[08:38:57] Freak!

[08:39:00] We got more up there?

[08:39:01] Checking the lids cause your cock to swell rapidly.

[08:39:09] Dude, what?

[08:39:22] He's right.

[08:39:23] I do not understand.

[08:39:28] Is this the game where they yell LOSER?

[08:39:37] No.

[08:39:38] No, no, no.

[08:39:40] Maybe.

[08:39:41] Who saw me?

[08:39:46] I see you old man.

[08:39:51] That was a mod.

[08:39:54] Was it when you die?

[08:39:57] Loser! You're a loser!

[08:40:06] That guy sounds real mad. I wish I could fucking see back there. I don't know why I can't.

[08:40:23] Where is this thing? Is it in the tree?

[08:40:26] it was literally just that zombie dude get off give me a hose

[08:40:56] got a break up

[08:41:15] anyone need a car battery

[08:41:24] you do thanks

[08:41:25] Okay

[08:41:31] Basement detected

[08:41:45] Nice fuckin' try, bitch

[08:41:46] They've been on the door upstairs.

[08:41:57] This is potentially really bad.

[08:42:00] Oh hell no.

[08:42:07] Coltas room.

[08:42:08] Ghostbuster coveralls.

[08:42:10] Beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep

[08:42:17] Seems like this is a bunch of the uh custom stuff. Got a plagu doctor mask.

[08:42:28] It sounds just like one zombie.

[08:42:34] What do we do? I didn't clear very thoroughly up top.

[08:42:40] Should we peep it?

[08:43:04] Oh.

[08:43:07] Was the wrong door, fellas?

[08:43:23] Mommy!

[08:43:29] Wait, TV time.

[08:43:30] Oh fuck.

[08:43:32] There's no way.

[08:43:35] THERE'S-

[08:43:37] of

[08:43:59] That's a fucking dub ski.

[08:44:23] I never had that interaction happen where you get knocked down like that.

[08:44:26] That is insane.

[08:44:28] for Christ for 2069 thanks for subbing dude what's up bless up

[08:44:44] what's the best soup I gotta give it to fun man

[08:44:52] Gotta give it to fu- uh man.

[08:45:02] Buzz a stew?

[08:45:03] God, it's like, it's like, it's like 70 to 80% liquid.

[08:45:08] What the fuck do you mean it's a stew?

[08:45:16] Nice parents foul. Oh my bad.

[08:45:20] Bo?

[08:45:24] Hit the soundboard, Unk?

[08:45:26] FAAA FAAA FAAA FAAA

[08:45:32] Ahem. Holy shit dude.

[08:45:34] We actually circled back, huh?

[08:45:37] Dude, nice callback to literally like two days ago, bro.

[08:45:40] Nice fucking callback.

[08:45:58] What if gun?

[08:45:59] What if shotgun?

[08:46:00] What if shotgun?

[08:46:01] What if shotgun though?

[08:46:02] What if shotgun though?

[08:46:03] Normally, like, it's easy to get a shotgun from, uh, like a cop zombie because they

[08:46:07] They move at the speed of slow, but I can't really go in the middle of the street and

[08:46:12] fight a cop zombie for a shotgun because they will just swarm and kill me.

[08:46:19] So.

[08:46:20] El Bozo.

[08:46:21] Oh god.

[08:46:22] Oh god.

[08:46:23] Oh god.

[08:46:24] Oh god.

[08:46:25] Oh god.

[08:46:26] Oh god.

[08:46:27] Oh god.

[08:46:28] Oh god.

[08:46:29] Oh god.

[08:46:30] Oh god.

[08:46:31] Oh god.

[08:46:32] Oh god.

[08:46:33] Oh god.

[08:46:34] Oh god.

[08:46:35] Oh god.

[08:46:36] Oh god.

[08:46:37] I think we're done in here.

[08:46:44] Got a possible infection for scratch and latch racing on?

[08:46:49] Yes.

[08:46:50] We do have pretty much instant death from infection though, so.

[08:46:56] If it happened, then we'll die.

[08:46:59] We're like three to four more garages right now.

[08:47:05] I got hoes.

[08:47:12] Colleade.

[08:47:17] A young gentleman's phone.

[08:47:23] Oh.

[08:47:26] Baba.

[08:47:28] Alright, now we're just seeing cars.

[08:47:34] I got cars.

[08:47:43] Get out of there!

[08:47:51] That was risky.

[08:48:01] stitching not help laceration anymore um i think lacerations are different no i don't

[08:48:10] think it ever did like i think the thing that you would stitch were deep wounds of which

[08:48:16] Which I have not acquired any.

[08:48:20] I almost had a Vicodin dude.

[08:48:25] I'm going to have to resort to the bottle.

[08:48:34] Lacerations just cuts the blood very fast.

[08:48:41] So, there are for sure cars with gas in the city.

[08:48:52] What we should do is work our way down the road where the van we want is on.

[08:49:02] My bad, my bad.

[08:49:16] Bro, do not go into the city. Dude, what's the worst that can happen?

[08:49:21] I mean, there's like stuff on the outskirts just like the school.

[08:49:24] That might have cars in the parking lot.

[08:49:30] If I'm not church that church is actually a funeral home and it is in Louisville

[08:49:42] and Louisville is certain death.

[08:49:46] If we go there it's certain death.

[08:49:54] Sorry, Louisville.

[08:49:56] Oh, man.

[08:49:58] Lewis!

[08:50:03] Wagon detected.

[08:50:16] Ready to shove?

[08:50:21] I got you waiting, huh?

[08:50:23] Where do you go, bitch?

[08:50:26] Show thyself.

[08:50:34] Kept you waiting, huh?

[08:50:38] We'll keep it steppin'.

[08:50:42] Be on your guard.

[08:50:56] Why'd that take three fucking swings?

[08:51:08] Hey buddy.

[08:51:18] I think it's because we were standing in a lay-wrong spot.

[08:51:35] No gas.

[08:51:37] I'm in pain again.

[08:51:49] YOUCH!

[08:52:01] We should not be speeding up right here by the way, but...

[08:52:04] We like to live a little dangerously.

[08:52:07] Do I have to do the bicep curl?

[08:52:10] Um, never.

[08:52:11] I've no- oh my.

[08:52:19] Holy shit.

[08:52:37] What do you push up to see what you're doing now?

[08:52:44] Man like 20?

[08:52:47] It would be hard though.

[08:52:56] If you live to panic and eat half a dozen raw, rested potatoes.

[08:53:12] No, I don't think so.

[08:53:20] to be fair though I don't think anyone could fucking do that shit also you're

[08:53:32] not supposed to eat those dude the texture of a raw potato is so fucking

[08:53:36] gross actually

[08:53:39] Which door is getting hit right now?

[08:53:52] Basement.

[08:53:57] What about after a large poutine?

[08:54:02] I do not know what that has to do with eating a whole potato.

[08:54:10] This guy's like, hey, oh, what about after a large boutina?

[08:54:14] Bitch, I don't know.

[08:54:26] You say like that?

[08:54:29] I zoom my Quebecer accent.

[08:54:32] Hey yo!

[08:54:40] Ooh, it's all snakes hungry. Why don't you shake?

[08:54:48] Check it.

[08:54:52] Hey yo! I'm potin over here.

[08:55:02] Eat an entire motherfucking honey sandwich right now.

[08:55:08] Oh my fucking god, I did not even have my hand on my mouse, dude.

[08:55:14] Was he in that fucking bush?

[08:55:26] What's the point of this game?

[08:55:29] Uh, it'll have fun.

[08:55:31] you ever done that you ever have fun or the painkillers dude what's your rank

[08:55:42] what's your zomboid rank

[08:55:45] I'm waiting for the zombie to bust that door down.

[08:55:58] D4?

[08:55:59] Same, deep same.

[08:56:04] I'm D4

[08:56:09] Colin

[08:56:14] A young gentleman's phone

[08:56:19] What do we do?

[08:56:35] Clearless house, I think.

[08:56:42] Get those guys in.

[08:56:51] I'm so much more intelligent than the average Shatter that I assumed D4 was a chess reference.

[08:56:57] Hmm, yeah, so fellow chess maxer I see.

[08:57:02] What is your elo, my friend?

[08:57:09] Hey, come over here.

[08:57:35] I'm hearing a third zombie right now.

[08:57:43] Okay, dude.

[08:57:59] I narked.

[08:58:05] You aren't supposed to show people when I poke fun at them, then they poke fun at me and

[08:58:16] I feel bad.

[08:58:17] Do you know what I mean?

[08:58:28] You said nice things?

[08:58:29] That's nice.

[08:58:32] Can we agree?

[08:58:33] Can we?

[08:58:34] We can't mutually agree that we shouldn't be using Howard Stern soundboards in the year of our Lord 2026 trip

[08:58:42] Literally old media fucking soundboard shit, dude

[08:58:51] Fall over dude. Are you done? All right

[08:58:54] You're jelly you don't have one if I had one you guys would fucking hate it dude

[08:59:06] I promise you because I would be spamming that shit so hard holy fuck wait laundry

[08:59:18] bag got 20 space would not be just poop noises it would be cool noises like fire

[08:59:27] you guys know that mean there's a bedroom down here this is where that

[08:59:33] chatter who said well I ever get the Japanese GF while I'm roaming the world

[08:59:37] lives. Well, we're Ed. Nice.

[08:59:48] Bomb bomb. Nothing, dude. Just once I want to come down into one of these motherfuckers. Boom. Millions of guns.

[09:00:02] Make it happen.

[09:00:07] I should diary I read it right note

[09:00:23] Oh, that's what I show right there, dude

[09:00:25] Fire!

[09:00:27] Fire!

[09:00:29] Fire!

[09:00:31] Fire!

[09:00:33] Fire!

[09:00:35] Fire!

[09:00:37] Undertaker theme.

[09:00:39] The reggae.

[09:00:41] When in doubt,

[09:00:43] fear it out, dude.

[09:00:45] I'm not a bad guy.

[09:00:47] I'm not a bad guy.

[09:00:49] I'm not a bad guy.

[09:00:51] I'm not a bad guy.

[09:00:53] Oh, dear it out, dude.

[09:00:58] Oh, man.

[09:01:02] Hi!

[09:01:05] Anyone over there? No. Anyone over there? No.

[09:01:15] I hope you not see me. Dodge.

[09:01:23] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

[09:01:29] Yeah, make the fah the Q sound mod, dude.

[09:01:31] Someone do that, please.

[09:01:33] Oh my, oh my gosh, that would be so cool.

[09:01:39] Oh my god.

[09:01:41] Alright, every beer except for this one.

[09:01:46] this motherfucking sandwich. Boom. I wonder if like the Undertaker theme is prolific

[09:02:00] in the W community. I wonder if like because it's like the classic Undertaker

[09:02:03] theme in the W community. Pretty young right? Do you think they know like the

[09:02:07] origin of that sound? Do you think anyone gives a fuck dude? I used to

[09:02:11] strike terror to my nine-year-old heart, dude.

[09:02:22] The Faw sound? No, the Undertaker is literally like the beginning of the Undertaker theme.

[09:02:35] Yeah, the gong.

[09:02:41] I think we keep going down this way fellas would be honest. Oh my god

[09:02:49] Would that I had a fence would that I had a fence what building is the that is a clothing store?

[09:02:59] Okay, we got a fence over there

[09:03:04] Start blasting

[09:03:07] Is there ever been a worse idea than what that guy just typed in chat?

[09:03:11] I'm just kidding, that was kind of moody, you know.

[09:03:18] You? You mind? Thanks.

[09:03:25] Oh, hell.

[09:03:30] Oh, fucking.

[09:03:34] What are you shopping, dude?

[09:03:41] Come on buddy!

[09:03:44] Bay of Pigs is a pretty bad idea.

[09:03:50] Dude!

[09:03:53] Shut up, Kami!

[09:03:55] Oh my god.

[09:04:02] Mask on.

[09:04:03] Fuck it, mask on.

[09:04:04] on didn't we play a Call of Duty game that starts in the Bay of Pigs which one

[09:04:15] was that fucking war no it's black ops it's black ops

[09:04:20] box that shit was tight man holy god I didn't really appreciate the the campaigns

[09:04:31] of those games when I was younger because I mainly was interested in playing

[09:04:33] line?

[09:04:46] Oh. So whenever you see a corpse in a bathroom like this, most of the time it

[09:04:53] has a gun on it. I'm kind of sad that it doesn't have a revolver because it might

[09:04:59] have had a box of ammo. But nah, nah. Drink a beer seeing as we don't have any more painkillers.

[09:05:11] Crack one open buddy. Where'd the can go? Boom.

[09:05:20] Play Battlefield 3 IRL now?

[09:05:25] Do they have drones in Battlefield the most recent one?

[09:05:29] When are they introducing the drone operator class to Battlefield guys?

[09:05:36] Remember classic Battlefield?

[09:05:39] I'm an engineer!

[09:05:40] I'm a rifleman!

[09:05:41] I'm a scout!

[09:05:45] I fly drones!

[09:05:48] I'm a drone operator. Skills, eating Doritos, using Xbox controller.

[09:06:02] Oh, hey!

[09:06:08] If it's my hand better.

[09:06:12] Green crayons.

[09:06:15] I'm a medic. I operate a nuclear submarine.

[09:06:23] I find something you can get from Walmart. Except it has bombs on it.

[09:06:30] All right. Just a couple thousand more to go. I forget what building that is. The repair shop.

[09:06:48] That's a repair shop. I know.

[09:06:53] Ding.

[09:07:03] We sneak in boys.

[09:07:07] What's the blue face?

[09:07:08] It's discomfort and my character is uncomfortable right now because I am wearing a gas mask,

[09:07:13] which is to prevent our character from getting sick.

[09:07:16] as a result of being around corpses this has been my Ted talk thank you for

[09:07:23] listening

[09:07:26] there's like no zombies over here so the way that they it works in build 402 at

[09:07:31] least I've noticed is like when you first see a chunk like it there are like

[09:07:41] the zombies like up here and they have to like spread out so you kind of got

[09:07:46] to wait a little bit before we can like go into somewhere seems like

[09:07:56] have a can opener yeah you want kill enough zombies to get sick from corpses

[09:08:03] bro I mean right now we don't need it because we're not near any corpses but

[09:08:06] we were near corpses earlier fuck you do check the bond mother rebounds is that

[09:08:12] That on armor makes the penalty physical and submental.

[09:08:17] I'll take depression over muscle strain any day fellows, one being TBH.

[09:08:21] I can't believe we're in a fucking city right now, dude, our town.

[09:08:28] Time to drink another beer.

[09:08:33] Didn't help.

[09:08:35] Time to drink another another beer.

[09:08:38] Reminded that help? Oops.

[09:08:43] Garbage? Nope.

[09:08:45] Portilla chips burnt, explained.

[09:08:51] Yeah, fortunately our sneak is high enough that... oh geez.

[09:08:57] Chip.

[09:09:02] A lot of people should talk to the sneaking stat in this game. It's kind of worthless.

[09:09:08] But we how much do we have? I think we have three right now. Yeah

[09:09:16] Oh

[09:09:18] Or two like that's enough oh

[09:09:22] God we're tired

[09:09:25] Kappa takes caffeine pills

[09:09:29] Like it's it's somewhat useful to us for not like we varsity wasn't too

[09:09:33] I guarantee we pull those zombies across the street and they come break the windows pretty much

[09:09:36] Just wanted to say it anyway.

[09:09:49] Not really anything interesting in here.

[09:09:56] Lightfoot, very useful, sneak kind of pointless.

[09:09:59] Uh, why?

[09:10:00] Explain to me, I actually don't know why.

[09:10:02] Decrease the noise of your footsteps while they're running, walking, or crouching. Decrease

[09:10:08] the distance so that zombies can spot you, and the sound of your footsteps while crouching.

[09:10:11] Meow meow meow meow meow. He doesn't know. I don't know. I'm asking for help. Please help me.

[09:10:21] Some YouTube nerd did a series on it.

[09:10:30] Fucking nerds, dude.

[09:10:35] We kind of got to go to that parking lot and peep out those, uh, cars.

[09:10:49] damn nine hour stream yeah we're doing another one tomorrow

[09:10:56] is we got a we got an epic fucking Pogger sponsor at one

[09:11:06] no maintenance this time right fellows

[09:11:11] It's a game that you guys love even more than that one.

[09:11:33] World of Warcraft in Midnight, no, no, no, I'll give you a hint.

[09:11:37] The main character's name is Meltman.

[09:11:50] Lawbreakers re-release.

[09:11:52] What?

[09:11:56] The Meltman?

[09:11:57] No.

[09:11:58] Meltman.

[09:11:59] Meltman.

[09:12:00] With the power to melt, dude.

[09:12:05] the fucking drill sergeant now

[09:12:11] for the bearded you you deserved it

[09:12:16] needle all breakers re-release

[09:12:21] number battle-born deed holy moly

[09:12:24] I gotta wear it way he's wearing the flannel around the waist dude that's

[09:12:30] cool

[09:12:31] Very fucking 90s, bro

[09:12:45] Careful

[09:12:52] You fall over thanks

[09:12:56] Let's go peep out a

[09:12:58] Yep.

[09:13:00] Yep.

[09:13:12] You were playing Dawngate?

[09:13:14] Yeah, that was like the...

[09:13:16] So you know how like...

[09:13:18] How do I describe this?

[09:13:20] How like McDonald's and stuff like that have like evolved into like being like corporate chic.

[09:13:28] Don gate to me was like kind of like gaming evolving into like corporate shake almost I I still remember the UI being like so fucking like

[09:13:38] Sterilize I don't even know how to describe it properly. I truly don't

[09:13:47] Dub

[09:13:54] I did play it and I did not like it

[09:13:56] There was another MOBA where there was like a cat with like a lightning bolt on its chest.

[09:14:03] You guys ever play that one? What the fuck? What was that one called?

[09:14:09] It was like a sentient cat.

[09:14:16] Was that Overwatch 1? Was that Deadlock?

[09:14:21] The Food of Demons are not coming in your ass, dude. What is happening?

[09:14:26] Why are we not doing a lot of damage?

[09:14:52] We got two boys.

[09:14:54] We got three boys.

[09:15:24] Bro what?

[09:15:33] She was even on the side man!

[09:15:35] Yeah, it was strife, that's what it was called.

[09:15:41] Bring a fucking beer dude.

[09:15:46] Man, it's granched.

[09:15:51] You imagine.

[09:15:53] I guess technically it's possible to get scratched like that and then fucking die, dude.

[09:16:00] That would have been so mad if I took that scratch.

[09:16:04] Where's the fucking bathroom at? Hello?

[09:16:06] This is like, wait.

[09:16:11] Getting infected from a fucking...

[09:16:15] ...fence scratch.

[09:16:22] Wait.

[09:16:23] We're already disaffected, we're going to double disinfect bro.

[09:16:33] That's how serious I am about hygiene.

[09:16:42] Summers unchance to get infected from scratch?

[09:16:44] Yeah I know.

[09:16:45] Dude, if I fell over there, god man.

[09:16:49] I would have to apologize for the very loud noise that would have left my mouth.

[09:16:56] I would have been like, FAH! FAH!

[09:17:01] Why can't I wash these dirty banes? Hello?

[09:17:05] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[09:17:13] You guys like my house?

[09:17:14] I live here now, by the way.

[09:17:27] You made this?

[09:17:28] Hell yeah, dude!

[09:17:31] Carpentry 2 book, man!

[09:17:33] taught me everything I know.

[09:17:40] Probably should have filled our water.

[09:17:51] Quick technical question to all my Zomboid modders in chat.

[09:17:55] There's like two of you.

[09:17:56] The guy who made the poop mod and the guy who made the RuneScape sounds.

[09:17:59] Why does nothing ever spawn?

[09:18:02] in microwaves

[09:18:06] Chew on that one, buddy

[09:18:15] Because they are not a container, but I can put stuff in it

[09:18:24] Riddle me that

[09:18:28] bitch

[09:18:32] Putting mask on masking up remember

[09:18:37] No guns

[09:18:44] They're kind of wandering out of the parking lot, but there's still quite a few in the parking lot I

[09:18:50] Just know one of those as gas we cannot oh my god

[09:19:02] Why am I in pain?

[09:19:06] Alright, we're on the pharmacy.

[09:19:09] Change of plans.

[09:19:12] You totally do that with fencefoo?

[09:19:23] I don't even know if my fencefoo is powerful enough, fellas.

[09:19:28] I don't think they have any spawn locations set for them like other electronics do.

[09:19:36] Word?

[09:19:37] Okay, follow up question from all my project Zomboid modders in chat.

[09:19:44] How come I can't wear the safety cone on my head?

[09:19:54] Hmm, don't like this.

[09:20:12] You may can't even stop trauma dumping in chat, let's see.

[09:20:19] Nah.

[09:20:22] What?

[09:20:24] Nah, that's just a guy with a screwdriver, it's like...

[09:20:44] I'm scared!

[09:20:46] Didn't we just stand in this roof and shoot at zombies, guys?

[09:20:54] Ha ha ha!

[09:21:01] Oh, I realize now that I'm moving slow because of my shin wound.

[09:21:09] This is a recipe for disaster.

[09:21:16] Let's take this full out real quick.

[09:21:22] Cover our maces.

[09:21:27] Oops.

[09:21:30] We have to get some big killers, dude.

[09:21:35] Rat detected.

[09:21:39] good.

[09:21:48] Dude, I move so slow right now. I have a literal, singular scratch on my shin.

[09:21:53] And it has slowed my guy down to almost a crawl when I'm not fucking running.

[09:22:09] All right, bring it on.

[09:22:15] He's a boo boo?

[09:22:16] Or I don't- He's a mercenary, dude.

[09:22:25] This shit is nothing to him, man.

[09:22:28] Hi.

[09:22:29] Hi.

[09:22:30] Well, I actually cannot swing on that person because I will break the window and then

[09:22:39] to pull the rest of the stream so back around fella

[09:22:48] leave her this 24-hour stream you guys trying to kill me

[09:22:56] I can't do that shit.

[09:23:06] There's gonna be a couple zombies in here probably, so.

[09:23:16] Let us be careful.

[09:23:22] chip cookies!

[09:23:29] I just got to hear Moon what is that thing on your head?

[09:23:32] That's my hair.

[09:23:37] Come on buddy.

[09:23:42] Don't think so. Huh?

[09:23:44] Don't need our last sandwich is what I would say if I hadn't already eaten my last sandwich.

[09:24:03] down see this burger mmm burrito moving

[09:24:19] we're gonna need more painkillers white bows we do not know how many zombies

[09:24:26] are out there

[09:24:38] fuck

[09:24:42] whatever dude

[09:24:46] god man

[09:24:49] we'll try that mod tomorrow, seems cool

[09:24:52] Good motherfucking strings back at one tomorrow, dude.