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A professional mic, Rophone.
Show it, still in the box.
New camera looking wicked good.
new mic sounds good. It's not the new mic, guys.
It's not the- this isn't the new mic.
How do you manage to look old- better and better the older you get?
I don't know, man. Genetics.
I got that Matterhorn cut right now, dude. Look.
It slide right down that bitch.
Oh, this shit is so loud. Hang on.
I'm gonna put some other music on.
Is this corn?
Better lovers? Oh, that's my favorite band.
Love those guys.
You heard the new Magic Sword single? No.
What's it called?
You know I'm always down to listen to some music, bros.
Will early access make his debut today? Yes
After I've gotten my ass sufficiently beat I'm looking for you
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When is this coming out so we get more freaks to download?
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what a fucking gross looking thing this is huh
What a gross guy
Friendly fire, okay, show them from the back
See that's the best part people download this and use it and then they won't know until he turns around in the match
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You don't even know we're like
Look at my guy hang on
Hold up yeah, I got new microphone. It's a sure
SM7 guys is it is that based?
Streamer Mike dude. Yes, man shaggy man. I'm gonna be a streamer guys
It's finally freaking time
Holy shit that makes 440 dollars. Yeah, it was good. This one was like 70. I
Don't even know if they make this one anymore actually if I'm being honest
You sound the same I'm not using it yet. I'm gonna plug it in tomorrow
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he's 99 overall.
I forgot about El Haggis Diablo.
Unibrow the veins on this
Was this a full body scam yeah
Yep.
Yeah.
Choose your character.
Raid of Hitler!
Burgers!
Early access.
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I don't know what that would be beefing about I'm gonna be honest
This guy would never fight Hitler let's be real yeah, but it is like grandpa did that's kind of like the same thing right?
You keep the camera still while spinning I want to make a ship post.
You keep camera still while spinning.
I understand now.
his name early access this is the the creature that haunts people when they
buy games for like twice as much early he's like a sleep paralysis demon crawls
in through your window at night. I got two controllers but one of them's a mad cat.
One of deathmatch and we'll place her suba-
a special is the manable claw look at his look at the hand he does it with by the way
And then the stink face.
Bro I just tuned in.
Did I?
I put so much effort into this guy actually.
His eyes, I colored the backgrounds.
colors. The veins on the stomach opacity down. Pistain.
Who penned?
The jaundice skin, hairy arms.
The NWO fan.
Psock.
So fucking gross, dude.
There is.
Why is the poop staying green?
He likes mountain dew, monster energy.
Dude, I think I would rather have no hairline than a hairline like this one.
I'm going to be honest, that shit looks like a leather cap.
The like dudes in the medieval times used to put on before putting their helmet on.
I got that leather cap face it's a
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from fast forward,
winning 228 points.
Two!
Fog has been tested in some of the biggest matches
on the grandest stages before,
but winning here could be his most iconic opponent yet.
I'm not sure right now he's feeling great,
but if I'm halfway through this conflict,
he might start to think that he's fizzing off
a little bit more than he can chew.
Yeah, dude!
I fucked this guy.
Nobody's smoking today.
Yeah, dude!
I fucked this guy.
Nobody's smoking today.
today. And here's this God, let's first upon it gets said I'm playing spoiler tonight.
I'll do the same thing Minnesota but
With so much talk about being the best
man shut up
she's always been a man of pride a man with something to prove but this is a huge risk
he's taking entering this gauntlet. But when he wins here there will be nothing
left to prove to anyone. He will absolutely be known the world over as the best in the world.
He wins here and if he doesn't, Punks Monica might as well be
Icarus. Each win is big for him here but Walross brings this whole thing to a screeching halt.
He's starting to feel the results of his pounding.
Quick and effective delivery there by Pog.
Pog is to the face.
Cut with a clothesline.
And see how Pog is in control.
I must give credit.
Catching Brot like this is an incredible challenge.
Guys?
His pile driving time, bitch.
BOOOOOO!
the wall there.
Wall-Ace-Jerriot.
No.
What the-
Wuthering!
The Beast-Unleashed!
That's what fire is coming through!
Brock could be seconds away.
You gotta be kidding me!
We have just witnessed
next level
great resilience
and even more so
How do you stop that?
Leicester doesn't get paid by the hour he wanted this to be over seconds ago.
No, what a knee strike. He's no longer looking for the best.
Yeah, Brock's physicality is in full effect.
That will effectively take out the knee.
Please, sir.
With that axe handle.
Sam Punk is in a distressing spot. This is the beast hunting his prey.
Punk's looking like a deer in the headlights.
Sir.
Boom! Boom!
Sir, please.
Fuck you!
Stop that in its tracks!
Crashing into the barricade with such force!
Wakanda forever.
Boom!
Oh!
Ho ho ho ho!
Boom across! Boom!
Stopping down!
Boom's headed off, he's looking to land this here!
Goal to sleep! That cut-in blocks night!
Come here, bitch.
And now, throw him back into the ring!
I'm really looking to drop the hammer down as he sent you in the Anaconda Vice.
And look at me as well.
Ain't no way, right?
And he's free.
All bring the having some trouble.
Ooh!
What?
Wasn't expecting that.
Reverses, reverses, and more reverses.
Oh, jump and suplex release!
He wants to end this for the win!
And he kicks out of the pen and won.
Don't even try it.
You are now entering a boys' contact
and sends his opponent into orbit.
And he's looking out of sorts now.
Spulking from above!
It's countering that offense.
Oh my gosh, what impact!
Please sir.
Oh no.
Get out.
That's a good taunt for us.
Oh no.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Look at it completely helpful here.
Help.
Power bomb!
with a stiff shot.
Can't get up. It's okay.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
Some intimidation tactics from CM Punk.
A great display of confidence
for those who want to give it some added motivation.
Never broken!
A punk now lifting his opponent up!
A brick of gold!
Sleep!
It's all Punks for the taking!
And he tosses it back in now!
Why doesn't he slide under?!
A five!
A smash!
Is it enough?!
Can't you fuck?!
Two!
Face the close counter!
Come on!
How?!
Oh my goodness!
That's one double-handed shot!
Please!
Please!
Please!
Spin kick it on mid-section!
Shopping your eats of the clothing now!
Thanks first for the turnbuckle!
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makes the cover.
Working the road, every single person in this arena thought this was over, except Ray Mysterio.
And Paul might have just fought for the fences, but it wasn't good enough.
And Mysterio beginning to really be worn down here.
And gets sent right into the corner.
Oh, beat your ass, man.
Oh, look at that side to the apron.
Throw my goodness.
Are you kidding me?
God, the apron.
My heart is part of the ring.
Ray just can't stop this attack.
Mysterio's fairy tales looking dark, gentlemen.
turns that back on CM Punk.
Howie!
Is it with me? Watch this.
He gets tossed back into the back.
Okay, he should really focus on the match now. We get the...
Oh my!
And Mysterio didn't look so good there.
Mysterio has to be sassy for slipping away.
And Ray has scouted.
CM Punk playing to the crowd now.
Jumping netbreaker. Ouch!
CM Punk hoists his opponents.
Boom! GPS!
Nothing Mysterio can do now!
And he gets sent back into the ring.
Flying! The Splash!
Fuck that bitch up.
Cover!
Down!
Greatest stupidest time has come to an end in this gauntlet.
Michael's just thrown his hat down in this gauntlet.
He's just a sexy bull.
Oh, there he is.
The neckbreaker.
Picture perfect.
Well, that was really on punk side.
Punk is determined right now.
Now, Russia's leg sweep.
Goal piercing the sternum.
Hell, what about a heart?
Mike is locked in on his opponent now.
He goes out of the way of that one.
Ha, it's a classic. Finds it small.
He's just a sexy boy.
I'm punked clearly ready for a fight here.
Okay, he should really focus on that.
Ah, we get the point.
Right.
Now that was me, but I ain't got him brought here.
Big shots being fired right now.
Tonight we'll be taking away our strong kick.
Oh man, what a strong kick.
I
See em spawn
Nice
And this old is getting tighter and tighter and he pulled me in his way out and he's free.
How are you doing?
Beautiful.
Look over that breaker.
Hitcher perfect.
Show of respect to me.
C-Ran, Pogla- Uh oh!
Turns around!
And Michael's needed that badly.
Country was sure needed to ignite a rally.
The energy in here is palpable.
Something truly special is unfolding before our eyes.
Why didn't you grab him?
Hello?
What are you doing there, buddy?
down he goes. Michael's with the awareness and he is directed into the corner. And see
absolutely refusing to let the team hold him back. You can't deny the fighting spirit punk has been showing tonight.
Oh, look!
He possibly attacked me!
I do, DT! Drive the head into the ground!
Turning the tables!
Punk knows what he needs to end this!
A part of lifted up, Joel meet knee, the goal is slain, GTS from puck, crucial moment for
Michaels.
Two count.
That's it for Michaels.
That's it.
In this gauntlet match.
Coming your way and the gauntlet now is Randy Orton and he is seizing opportunity.
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11 inch right now i cant even imagine what you must be feeling at this point in the
in the goss. You're aching, you're fighting through the pain, and you've still got a good
amount of hope in you. Pain must be shooting through that light now.
Here we go, submission about to be locked in. Punk might be done for. Just extending
parts that don't extend. But here we go, it's cursed. It's broken.
And then, beautiful!
Clamber of the net break, picture perfect!
Precision elbow strike!
A little cockiness here from Punk!
Struck in the face, mid attack!
Rounding predicted that the close line!
Oh, now down into the cover!
Oh
Man, I couldn't use resiliency because I was winded it was right. Thanks. Was it
This guy is not a human.
a round out attack some intimidation tactics from CM Punk and Punk gets
countered there. Um guys? We should have just walked out of the ring there buddy.
Tax book, follow-a slam. There wasn't the higher distance that caused the damage
but they certainly contributed turns that in his favor.
So much torque on the knee and ankle, and that'll take a bit of the fight out of Lesnar.
Yeah, watching CM Punk aggressively work the opposition.
And he gets delivered back into the ring.
What's on them?
Come on mate.
If I dare.
Okay.
ready for a fight here.
Into the net breaker.
Rock getting out of harm's way.
Okay. These two trading counters an absolute masterclass.
One response after another back and forth we go.
Looked out D-A-T.
Overwhelming offense now from Punk.
Yeah, Punk's wearing down Lesnar with intense precision here.
Set straight into a barricade.
now cheese okay good
for some support
clearly lost in the moment he better snap out of it
we're gonna do what hello
you miss big man
Looking for support from the crowd.
Clearly lost in the moment.
Keep better snap out of it.
Now a breaker.
And no momentum's clearly against Brock now.
But I doubt there's any panic seeping into Brock's mind.
Things are well under way here, but you never really know when it got to the limit.
This could go on for quite a while longer.
Or this might be the last opponent of the night.
You just got to take things one opponent at a time.
Yeah, because in this situation, you never know who or what
You'll be facing next
Work in the leg with that move clearly out of strategy going on there with the attention on the way
Driven into the barricade
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brother i ain't going back in there man
down he goes and cfbuck's maintaining the advantage now cfbuck is firmly in the
driver's seat how much more can you take he really is running on fumes right now
Oh
Throwing out a race-sided back to the match. Why doesn't he dive in?
He's going to stretch out, leading his way out.
And he's free.
Strong counter from Puck.
Punk, makes him going back to punch corner.
But Punk has to push now.
Run, and he goes over.
Lock here now.
Not used to being without the momentum.
Rock might be in a panic suit.
Taking him to a corner now.
Shultz on close, right-hands.
C and Punk, ready to end things.
Oh, my stuff, that move extracts.
Impending doom coming.
Power!
Quick thinking and quick roll out there wants to regroup and recover.
Using that barricade with great effect.
Oh, and fights back from the top of the bat.
Oh, my.
Suplex from the hurricane.
Looks like things are about to get a whole lot more dangerous.
A problem here with a German suplex is the opponent heading to Suplex City.
A trio of wicked German suplexes.
Oh, into the steel step, simply no way to place for that impact.
Oh, what a knee.
and
and
Okay, he should really focus on the match now we get the point
Come on big man
All about me up.
Holy, meet the barricade.
Here we go again. He made his 20th. Concentrated on matches of everything outside of it.
Dude, those fans in the WWE Universe are having the time of their life.
They're having the time of their life in the WWE Universe.
Brock is locked in on his opponent now.
Okay, he should really focus on the match now. We get the point.
Would you just look at him, Brock Lesnar. The beast in Carden.
Okay, what the fuck?!
Oh no, Brock's got the camora!
CM Punk on the verge of submitting. This is unreal!
Like, good luck getting out of this.
I guess that's what a way to do it.
Let me alone. Let me alone.
Stop it. Stop it.
Hey.
Some intimidation tactics from CM Punk.
He can be enjoying the moment too much, giving his opponent a lot of room to recover.
Oh, perfect kick!
Attacking the torso again, doing a little more damage.
That offense will definitely knock the wind out of him.
Got him where he wants him!
Up and connecting with the Falcon Arrow!
Full brain anticipation!
Oh my, said flying!
Last year quick to counter.
Okay man.
He's being prepped for something.
I was right!
Spike did it!
This is it!
What was his shot at after 2?
He may not have too much left, but at least he had enough to kick out that!
Spike!
Is it enough? The car!
Two counts!
He doesn't get the three. There's some shock in the arena after that kick out.
No looms. Ray Mysterio is on a mission ready to get into this golem match.
The crowd is so buggered by this.
All in this!
The neckbreaker!
Big Surperfect!
Every superstar in this goblin match is highly capable in their own right.
But they can only be one to stand tall at the end of the night.
And to be that one, after starting at position number one,
say, I'm going to clobber.
Get your reversal.
What a counter.
He turns it around.
Sol the foot meets the stomach.
He's all that one coming.
The net break, the big jerk, perfect.
Momentum is really a punch.
I'm not this one, man.
Slippery offense from Punk here.
Return, fire on right.
Opportunity now for Punk to capture some momentum.
Punk could be turning his four-gears around.
I don't know how long he could really last here.
Oh my god, I can't.
Oh, he's doing the thing he did last time, look at that.
He's dead.
kick out just before two and showers nothing before one
and now he stays down for a one for one
it might be stubbornus or it might be lunacy
but he's refusing to stay down here
oh
you know he's got something big planned for him now
sent flying with that right
What let's applaud the efforts of these men tonight this has been an incredible back-and-forth
affair a true she saw a battle and somehow it's not over yet devastating kick it was
Mysterio definitely took on some serious damage from that.
Once he got a take to Ender, it might be this.
He's in his knacks.
Is it enough for punk?
Middle of the ring.
Two.
He got it.
Great Mysterio has been knocked out of the gauntlet.
Here comes a varied game.
Shawn Michaels, who's ready to bring the fight.
WWE Rocks!
A word of the sign.
Oh, there it is!
That was pretty.
Oh my gosh! Bang!
They've been made with that roundhouse!
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the rain he's clearly looking to regain his composure.
He's been kicked in the midsection.
He took the worst of that impact and this is the hostility part while the break.
I ain't going so good, old man.
That'll be how Sean envisions the night going.
Forcefully setting to the corner of the ring.
Back and forth, counter after counter.
Uncorked a big punch.
He really fairly drained. Looks like he's trying to regain some control.
He's first.
Oh, shut down! It's locked in the coachy punch!
I'm not sure what I just did.
Yes, not letting the submission attempt do any more damage here.
I
Got a good pussy
Going for the hill now and cranking that joint
So much torque on the new angle.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
And he throws the opposition back into the ring.
Did you stand up?
Craft with a Mongolian truck.
Roundhouse, take him out.
Everything on that chick
See how turning his attention to the WW
What?
Look at the eyes piercing daggers right now
Quick schoolboy out of nowhere
Now he kicks out and he goes for the pin
Just kicks out and frustration might be starting to set in
And that turns things around and HBK has been put through the ringer at this point.
Yeah, sure has to fight back quickly here.
He can be enjoying the moment too much, giving his opponent a lot of room to recover.
Defiant counter from HBK.
Oh my god. How are you? Oof! Am I facing?
Oh!
Andy gets the better of HBK.
Targeting the chest.
Very effective.
Spinning kick to the gump.
That poor area really didn't live up.
But that strange reverse in the run.
Oh, sweet ranch coming.
Don't chase!
Is there any air left in Michaels?
Two! That's all he can tell for these animals and Shawn Michaels couldn't go the distance.
Walkers on his way! Roundy Orson's looking to take care of business in the gold
Closer to man at three, they for something, man at entry.
Beautiful!
Now Greg, back to the float over.
That was great.
We've seen a lot of competitors so far, but there are plenty more to go.
I can't imagine what you must be feeling at this point in the Gauntlet.
You're aching, you're fighting through the pain, and you've still got a good amount of hope in you.
Punk looking dominant now, fall on Byron Cromes' one.
So yeah, Punk, we're gonna hand it, cinching in the other corner place, leading his way out.
And he's quick.
And he gets a power in that one.
Get it muscle up play, Voxical, Suplex are nimbly landing behind and into a chop block.
Randy isn't taking this lying down anymore.
Maybe Alton's found a new source of aggression to battle back with.
Suplex attempt.
Brother.
Able to go behind though.
Escape to the chop block, takes them down.
Oh, no.
You can't let him do this, brother.
He fails to catch. Solid bit of defense on his fault man.
And into the corner he goes.
Wakanda. Forever.
Here we go again. He made his point.
Constant hit on the back and felt everything outside of it.
Oh, targeting the neck.
Punk avoids the attack.
Dodge. Dodge.
Beautiful! That break after the float over! That was brilliant!
Grab it up buddy!
He's getting up way faster than you are bro.
Help! Help me so fast!
Switch it up and hit the DDT!
Oh no!
Get up there!
Boom face first!
Oh, thank God.
Got a blast!
I quit.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, everybody.
Good match, everyone.
See ya.
Aw, shit.
Beautiful!
I'm not sure why they've taken the fight to the stage here.
Yeah, I don't think anything good could come from this.
Wow, towering back body drop.
Rearranging the face with a stomp.
A plethora of ways to get imaginative up there,
none of which are sanctioned by the WWE.
And laser shot jump, man.
Oh, what a high kick!
And Punk really ready for a fight here!
Lighting Randy up!
Oh, we know what's coming here!
Reg is a gentleman!
Boom! GTS!
Is it enough for Punk?
I can't as alone.
Thongarous applause for these competitors!
A wave of sound coming from every corner and these superstars are more than just serving of it
He's gonna burst
Able to slip out of that situation
Don't fight him back, look at him go!
Are you aiming at the nerf cap?
Fighting for Mark, holding nothing back on top of his entrance ramp
One, two.
Oh, yeah, that's got it.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, no, the neckbreaker.
That's your perfect.
You know, the Viper is facing a bit of danger here.
This is Alton's perseverance getting tested.
That's gotta said, purse. Is he a lady?
A little cockiness here from Punk.
Oh, what a thing.
Just fighting out on the arena stage, a lot can go wrong with that.
Oh, wow, that kick.
I'm on a confession.
Orton gets the better there. He finally manages to answer back.
That was the opening he needed. He's got to keep his full on the gas now.
What a counter!
Several reversals. Neither Superstar have been able to penetrate their opponent's defenses.
Then now unloading right on his opponent doing battle on this stage danger lingering everyone
Oh, no, I got it
I'm gonna get stunned
We knew the ring couldn't contain them, but taking this fight to the ring entrance proves
they're true to his name.
Here we go again, you get his point.
Consistent end of the match and set up everything outside of it.
Alright, I quit man.
I quit.
I'm going back to work.
See you man.
he's out come on come on man good fight
gf
See how Plunk playing to the crowd now.
Ah, will he get on with it already? This is a fight.
Brownhouse kick connects.
See how Plunk looking?
It's never that easy, isn't it?
And a drop kick picture perfect.
Look at me.
A trend side to behold only made better by that picture.
Perfect landing.
Punk is locked in on his opponent now.
Big long line.
And CM Punk is in control.
The Amplug is firmly in the driver's seat.
This human is so quiet. Incredible! Is it enough? The cover!
He couldn't hang on. He's anyone? Randy Orton's gone.
His rodent the goblet's next here.
Watch out. Here comes the miss. And this guy has just got very interesting.
This is like the default wrestler from a wrestling game I played in the year 2000.
Stingy cake! Hulk never saw that coming. He finally found a way to bring things to a halt here.
The Hulk still has more to do to get this fully in his favor.
He doesn't look cute. Wait, what is this? What's happening?
Boom!
All in us.
Who break the throat?
He finds a counter.
He goes into the corner.
Now, a corner drop with a close one.
And he finds a way to elude that attack.
Brutal scout to the body.
And followed up by another to the chest.
Come on brother.
Long side steps out of that.
Wow, a red breaker. Picture perfect.
Oh, he's gonna get up before me, right?
Oh god.
Thanks for the shot down.
He's looking against the hold, trying to break out!
He is locked in, and he has his opponent dead to rights.
It's just a target, getting out of hold's way.
Targeting the hold with a big stop.
Fucking counter game, Adam.
Oh, it just turns the tables.
Look it up! What's next?
A backbreaker now, going for the cover here.
Manages to escape before the three-count.
Talk about a close call that easily couldn't be the three-count.
King to the gelt, and Miz has his opponent, Hock PDT.
They got him.
For the win!
Still only got one.
Somehow, they still managed to have enough energy for a relatively quick kick out.
Dude!
No, let me out.
The Miz now looking to show off some technical wizardry.
I'm about to figure out if the leg lift is lefty.
And the leg lift needs to find a way up. Reversing the pressure!
That'll break the hold.
That was so fucking dead, man.
Bowling back!
The knee!
Squat!
Tony's got enough of his look to land this hit.
Oh look out man, this doesn't know where he is!
Sample looking to end things here!
Oh that sucks!
It's all parts of the taking!
Motherfucker? Motherfucker?
Northern Lights!
And Sample is looking for support from the crowd!
Better stay and get yourself fired up, but he needs to stay out as opponent.
Bang!
Caught that. Interflip stick.
Pounce!
Lends the elbow, and puck is really putting the pressure on.
Smothering offense from Punk here.
Now we... that hurted me.
I threw up.
Get in there, bitch.
Okay, but get up.
But go up top.
right okay but get up but go up top
Next in the gold list is JBL, this is JBL.
God's most racist man.
That's her accountant?
Oh, that is.
so soon. That's not true.
It is proving hard to deal with!
Oh, gotta go!
Oh, gotta go!
Oh, gotta go!
Oh god.
Hell yeah!
He's out.
Turned inside with a desperation close one.
Plunk dodges out inside.
Some intimidation tactics from CM Plunk.
Brother.
Colt is landing off the back suplex. Can he do it?
And a shoulder in the air.
Strong kick out, but you have to wonder if he can keep it up.
Quick escape from danger there!
Yeah!
I'm pumped clearly ready for a fight here.
Not good.
Alright, he's got him here, he's got him up, and...
No!
Into the unforgiving barricade!
I wish I knew what determined which song you knew because I'd never want to do the push-up blood
Turns that back on CMP
I would do anything to make sure JBL didn't look at me like that
He's gonna say it
It's actually crazy how big JBL is
And down with the suplex.
Spin kick to the midsection.
He's absorbing a lot of damage here.
JBL gets drawn in.
Set out by a driver.
JBL isn't being given any room to recover.
JBL has to trust his instincts at this point.
Woo! Longone and sharp!
Okay man, there it goes.
Get out of here. I got a taunt. Not this one. Please God, not this one.
Concentrate on the match and set everything outside of it.
Well put to the fucking face.
They're getting in some more late offense.
Punch shows he knows what to take.
Uh oh, Sweet Ranch coming!
God, to the slip!
It's do or die for JBL.
It seems the entire WWE Universe is going to have to pick their jewels up off the floor
After this matches over and done with
Just punch a hole please guys had real quick a series of disabling maneuvers from punk
Zero counters from AI
JBL finally creates some more offense for himself Bradshaw Timbers. You're watching something here
I got a counter all the time. He countered my signature out here earlier, by the way.
What's up, bitch? What a kick.
Hey man, get your ass up.
Hey, runhouse.
Hey, runhouse.
Punk wants more from his opponents.
Hey, check it out.
Rodehouse.
Hey, one more time though. Rodehouse.
Alright, we're giving him a good gush with Mars.
We've had one. If we fall asleep, we're dead.
Ow! Oof!
Swinging the elbow to halt the offense.
Where you going?
Beautiful!
That break got him a float over him.
That was pretty.
Well, man, he was really on punk side.
Punk is determined right now.
Oh, no.
Okay, bitch.
See you later.
I'm punk.
We'll call him this.
Ready for a fight here.
BOOM!
Oh, my God.
Oh, you beat me.
We're dead.
All right, man, tipped like a fuck
You're not the same after suffering a crash landing like that
Fuck is shaking the end of the track for him
cut down here!
momentum going back to punch corner
if Bumble looked for an opportunity to pull 180
that could be it
he almost hit us with the clothesline
from heck
Bradshaw struggling to defend himself
JBL has to trust
his instincts at this point
Bumble lifted it up
quick invasion for him now
Oh, you've got to be kidding me how is he able to kick out with this ball and one punch
connects after another.
Bang, crucial counter there.
Getting sent to the turnbuckles.
Wakanda forever.
Me and the corner follow him to the left.
Does he get him here?
He got him here, Jamie.
He's been knocked out of the gauntlet.
Now it's on.
Angle looks dead set on winning this gauntlet.
Dude, this is prime perk angle, dude.
It's 2019 Kurt Angle, man.
It's got to 15 perks to get to the ring.
I predict we're going to get tapped out by Karangel, fellas.
G? DT.
Oh, they've been coaching us here from Punk!
Oh, what a kick! And that will derail Kirk for the moment.
Yeah, watch him see him hook aggressively with the opposition.
Hope will run the offense now from Punk.
Hey! Oh, we know what's coming here!
Like as a gentleman!
They've got a slick GTS from Punk!
Now, see how Punk needs to end this?
There's two!
Wow, just barely making it out!
It's alright buddy. I got something else for you.
He resilience!
And he's three!
What a punch!
Turns around and he's moved!
Beautiful!
Look at the neckbreaker!
Picture perfect!
He's definitely been worn down a little.
He popped up her, he got a censor bean!
Park 30, censor bean.
I've been cocky this day from punk!
Call it the Namekian.
What's another M word?
We need some alliteration.
Call it the Namekian nightmare.
That's good, that's good.
The nuclear Namekian, dude.
Here both superstars clearly studied game take ahead of time
I'm not done. Oh sure
Wasting no motion on the counter
Looking shot
Cumulating
Oh god.
Oh! Oh!
He's perked though. He's perp-angled right now.
Don't do that.
I told you, bro. That was not the one.
Oh no.
The angle on! I told you!
I always... I told you over!
I told you!
We didn't do well enough against Brock Lesnar at the start, I think.
be too much to handle. This Goldberg match was the perfect encapsulation of that.
He looks like a thug.
Is the rest of your tank running to Gatlin, especially from the very first spot?
That is not what he looked like in 2019, by the way.
You suck.
You were rolling there in the early going at least, but things got a little tough for you.
Hey, it happens.
It wasn't a bad showing, but it wasn't exactly a good one either.
Charping those defensive skills.
Perfect your combinations.
Time your submission attempts perfectly.
Small adjustments will lead to big improvements if you keep at it.
I know I said no objectives, but there might be one for you here.
Get good.
I'm decent at least and then come back and try again when you feel that's been achieved.
I'll be right back. I'm going to get some coffee.
Ready to work!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm just playing nonstop dude.
God.
What's this playlist?
I got you bro.
You
Luckily magic the gathering they
Why is the playlist audio only 56k?
Oh.
Oh.
Is that 2G thanks for 7k?
Who is it?
Is he a Sacramento tattooed on his stomach?
Oh my god.
This motherfucker is-
Wait, is this prime angle dude?
No.
It's the same one that beat us.
Shut up, man.
Well, some looking motherfucker.
that's a good one. She and
Puck has always been a man of
pride a man with something
to prove but this is the
risk he's taking zero is this
gauntlet. But when he wins
here there will be nothing left
to prove to anyone you will
absolutely be known the world
over as the best in the
world. If he wins here and if
he doesn't pump Monica might
but one loss brings this whole thing to a screeching halt.
And Salvo is coming there!
The fuck?
Ow!
Wow!
And in front of all that impact goes right to the head!
Beautiful!
The neckbreaker!
Picture perfect!
DDT of Hell.
one
one
did he feel hell too
and he predicted shoulders down he's not giving up there
oh he cuts it off
dbt of hell three factors coming to play in a match like this such as the luck or lack thereof
from the draw count the fucking counters preparation and endurance is going to get you
further than just hoping and praying for some kind of luck from up high current angle in need of a
Reprieve. Punk is determined right now.
Spike him, then each of these lethal maneuvers have got to be taken at all.
Chuck him out.
Of course feed him some morphine, get him off them perks.
And Punk really ready for a fight here.
He's heading to the top turnbuckle.
From the sky!
You got me killing me putting it all on the line and coming up big with a breathtaking move
Take this out Rhinos. Oh
Looks like a dead man walking.
Ow!
And punk gets battered as the point goes to work.
Angle might have just made a big opportunity for himself.
Every strike more devastating than the last.
Brother.
Sharp elbow.
Enough.
See you.
They twice as you're back in there.
The Black Panther will protect me.
Come on, mate.
Come on, mate.
DDT of Hell.
to the head has to be pretty days now
oh my god in the spine
I don't make your legs go numb
oh that'll shatter your chest
oh right in the arm
oh a boot to the back
and see if pumpkin's in control
and turn angle's running over
it's done, it didn't even happen
you guys see that?
and Al gets tossed into the ring
He's able to finish that one in time.
Oh, my neck right up.
Some intonation tactics from CM Punk.
I'm gonna get out of the way.
The cap kick on the money.
Will it be?
Oh man, this has to be getting close to the end.
Nice movement from Punk, and then Yodanaki commits, and now, and Anna comes to back.
Wait a second, interesting tournament events here.
Yeah, you just released the hold and I'm racking my brain wondering why.
For this?
Oh
Counter by CM Punk, steps the leg across the head.
Yes, Cloudery reacts handle.
Punk wants more from his opponents.
Spade, Captain, and got...
We need evidence to talk people right here.
Boom, go away! Boom!
And again, his head is the target of this attack.
I've seen him put hoists as opponents.
Now's the chance he has.
Will that serve this up for Poe?
Two, he just kicked out.
The hang-along instinct alone preserving his opportunity tonight.
And Poe might have just swapped take-overs.
Coming down from the left.
Cover!
Two, that makes him official.
That hurt a hand here.
Dang, it's a Scotland match.
The Fiend ready to run the goal.
Let's ready to come out here and do it.
Who is this?
Wait, is that the- the Joker?
Oh, look at this!
That's pretty. Every superstar in the Scotland match is highly capable in their own right.
But there can only be one to stand tall at the end of the night. And to be that one after starting at position number one, that's a lofty goal.
It's definitely possible, but just know that this is going to be a long night.
The Fiend has no control here, smothering offense from Plunkier.
Huge kick connects.
There it is!
Reversal!
He's able to break through with an attack of his own.
But Fiend still has to do more to get this fully in his favor, making a hasty retreat
to the outside.
Some may consider this an act of cowardice, but I personally think it's strategic thinking.
He's too good, he's too fucking good.
Snapman could set something else up nicely, doesn't mind the team to save themselves then.
Separating into the corner.
Wow, and in that birth and chill, Piazz is out of position.
Larry, it is being someone backed into a corner right now.
Rocked with the point in the elbow.
Oh, he flips that around.
Earth arms trapped and what's next?
around.
Both arms trapped and what's next?
Tied up and a headbutt from behind.
And he's able to avoid that offense.
And that love slide.
Oh yeah, he is indeed bleeding now.
He's body is dealing with a lot of stress here.
Ooh, that's going to echo in your...
Oh.
Here for a bit.
I gotta go man, sorry. I gotta go up man, sorry. I'm going up. Excuse me.
What the fuck one attack that was his special or signature
And he gets delivered back into the ring
the
I'm able to evade the offense.
And break right in the flow of the house brain.
Impressive.
The wind has swept him.
Beautiful.
And break right in the flow of the house brain.
Run out of kick of health.
Run out of kick of health.
Beautiful.
We're asking about you
all of it. Cover! Two! Kick out, kick out, I tell you. Powering out of the pin, was that
merely instinct or something, Lord?
See, and Pond thought that was enough. We thought that was enough, but somehow it didn't earn the three count.
Counter after counter. Neither Superstar nor the Cool Bench.
The feed is not a custom in this position.
Pond just turned it right now.
Oh
Resilience of display and you can sense the desperation mounting as that
That last move couldn't finish things.
Heading to the top now.
The playoff.
Nobody home.
Boss struck you with an A.
Riving the knee into the head.
DT.
Cover.
Two kicks out.
He still has life somehow he's managed to get that shoulder up in the nick of time
Got him where I watched him up in
Park is locked in on his opponent now
Using the elephant as a weapon and seeing a punk there's maybe no breathing room here
Fiend is getting the wind up shots at it
See that bottom
The field
Finding a way to slow the opponents assault down
If public looking for an opportunity to pull 180 that could be it
Sinching
The whole not letting go any time soon
Agonizing to be in the submission needs to find an escape. He just decides that the holes wonder what he's thinking here
Oh
No
This could be the turning point for it could be the start of a rally
Shutting that down with a back elbow
What a display here counters on both sides back and for trading reverses trading counters here
Who the fuck is this goofy ass motherfucker anyway?
That's not your real face, dude.
Oops.
dead so what is the lore that he's like was brought back from the grave all
right looks like a real dead
heart attack at 36 yeah that's crazy
the
you're right. First upon it gets said I'm playing spoiler tonight.
that
and
that
does it looks like a fish
But this is a huge risk he's taking entering this garlic black when he wins here
There will be nothing left to prove to anyone
He will absolutely be known the world over as the best in the world
If he wins here, and if he doesn't punk's moniker might as well be
Each win is big for him here, but one loss brings this whole thing to a screeching halt
Oh, that guy's the worst on CM Punk.
Time to go for a ride.
Exploded suplex.
A little cockiness here from Punk.
Oh, that club.
The longest club comes down.
Very effective.
Drop kick.
It hits the mark.
He got my ass.
Quick-fingin' Ryze.
Big time right on that kick!
Counter! Right what it was needed!
And he turned it around!
And he came!
Oh! He instantly-
Oh no.
Oh, what a close line.
Strong counter from Puck.
Oh, wow, lights up.
Oh, man, what a kick.
And Puck gets countered there.
Oh, that's a chop. You don't want to be on the receiving end of...
Things are well underway here, but you never really know when it got a little in.
go on for quite a while longer or this might be the last opponent of the night
you just got to take things one opponent at a time yeah because she never
know what you'll be facing next
there's a certain amount of anger you have to have towards your opponent to pile
private like that and see if punk is in control punk is proving hard to deal with
And he slides him back to the mat. Climbing to the top. What's he thinking?
Move. What? The rev!
Long slide steps out of that.
Oh my god, dude.
Whoa, what a suplex!
The puck gets contested there.
Intercepts that attack with a knee right to the stomach.
Go out! Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hehehehehehehe!
Oh my gosh! What impact!
He's in a very bad spot.
Totally out of it.
The springboard attack fails to land!
Oh, Thorob connects!
Dead center of the face!
While full force with the uppercut,
he's gotta be rocked after taking yet another blow to the head!
And the knee!
I'm not sure what he's thinking, let him go here.
Punk is feeling it, the end of the sight.
Oh, we know what's coming.
Oof, retaliating with a strong elbow.
Defenses the shot with his series of reversals.
Oh, quick way to respond with a reversal.
Sponged with a counter of the one.
Boom!
Does he have him here?
There he has.
He has.
He's been eliminated.
Bitch.
This is the only guy I'm scared of, I thought I...
I thought there was a U in this guy's name.
Oh, that's his real name.
Oh, we got countered
the
the
the
the
the
That guy at the linear front can't see. Did you guys see that?
I
Should see plex but she's got a chicken to him there. Yeah, let's go for it
This
I'm coming for you, brother.
A little cockiness here from Batista.
A great display of confidence, but he doesn't like to give us a comment and a motivation.
And he had one at the top!
Double tackle pass!
Now he looks at the ante and he walks in the Anaconda 5 script!
That's so true, Dave.
Is he going to tap here and he decides to let his opponent out of the holes?
Might have felt like he was losing a grip and didn't want the opposition to counter out on submission
and spin kicked it on midsection.
Sent you Andy on my ear, but and met with a right hand.
Rollerblossom after another. These two are reading each other's minds.
Get out, bitch.
Got a tap. Not in fancy there.
Bro, he might have him here. Is this it? We got a cover!
Who was it with the pin at two? We sure will show the result. That was so close!
Placing a corner here.
Yeah, I wouldn't come back in if I were you, brother.
Okay, never mind. He's just so big he pushes me away
Match ending power.
And quickly now, shoulders down, for the win.
Sempre all the real, potentially inhuman, kicking out at one.
How? How on earth?
Not many people escape defeat after Batista gets hold of you and executes that maneuver.
Once more over here.
Falling hands with such tremendous force.
No sounds are here. Come back and back him down. Stop that offense from connecting.
This is no longer a ballroom ball between these two. No ending insults in this exchange. Spin kick to the mid-section.
Uh-oh, sweet dreams coming!
She's figured out.
Two! God, if you're in the corner, it's consistent.
You look at that, bitch.
We need a place under him!
And we don't even know where we are!
I'm holding on!
Oh my god, I was doing it up.
He carried around now
Not
Chest match of counters and reverses happening here
I don't have my fucking special
The power of gas for the situation, but shots to the head, quickly put a stop to that.
Shutting the lights with a counter.
Oh.
And here comes the game, heavy right hands, sending his opponent off, reversal.
What the fuck just happened? What is happening?
Oh, that just busted it wide open.
Grasp the waist lock, but battling out now.
Pop, pop, pop, right to the jaw.
A pop now lifting is opponent up.
A back guard has laid.
Into the finishing touch.
Pop needs.
There's two.
No, my, that was close.
The game has never been one to go down with a whimper,
and this time is no different.
I
Think that's it
Almost inhuman at this point has the game squarely in his sights what's in store for triple
Now, play style will flex out. High level ability to be shown with each of these counters.
Cracked with a Monopoly intro.
Oh man, it's really a pop sign. A series of disabling maneuvers called punk.
Probably.
Oh, what a surprise.
Why do you run up?
Wait, it's 3 already!
I just beat that guy for 7 seconds man!
Oh god he's running again.
He's getting up before it.
So far, but there are plenty more to go. I can't imagine what you must be feeling at this point
Place against the turnbuckles and putt gets countered there and their office finally changing the template
and now he's chasing it back into this thing
what could a rock be looking for?
don't do that man
on the top!
oh, how function of the junction
I'm just bludgeoning the competition with that blow
reversal
Oh, that's the kick!
C.A. Punk rallying the crowd behind him.
Oh, uncorked a big punch.
Oh, straight forearm!
Punk with a running knee to the face, and falls it up with the hook.
Punk, we're going to finish this with the Anaconda Bice, cinching in the Anaconda.
Doing his way out.
And he's free.
They just did a new health farm?
him everything he had but just couldn't get the pin. Feed off the WWE Universe.
This place is starting to rock. And see how Bob looking for support from the crowd.
The Rook was waiting for it. And now the Rock is being dismantled. An unfamiliar spot to the great one.
And now this comes back to the crowd. It's right by our announce table.
And another minute the chaos can be right on top of us.
Their mouths are just moving.
Yeah.
Why is my special not new health bar?
It's fucked up.
All right, why is my special not new health more fucked up
Sharp elbow the gut turns that one around
What the hell are you doing there, but
Whip back into the ring.
Ripcorn, a Larry.
And he's able to avoid that offense.
Now he's right back in the flow. That was pretty.
That's right, baby.
this is about to get interesting with lesnar getting into the gauntlet
oh no
oh no
The last one is over well, the last one is over well.
Yeah, Punks wearing down Leznor with intense pursuit.
Well, we know what's coming here.
We got him!
Jeff McGovern can't sleep!
Leznor could not avoid the big shots.
I did not see this coming.
He's abandoned that pinnacle completely.
Jeez, a painful looking shot.
Boom!
Oh, fuck is locked in on his opponent now looks to climb the top rope
I didn't see a shred of fear from Lesnar's opponent there quick and effective delivery there by punk
All in this.
Back right back to the float over.
That was pretty.
And Puck is really playing the pressure on.
Brock's cage might be a bit raffled.
Lesnar cuts it off.
Momentum is completely out of Brock's side just yet.
Could be what Lesnar needed to reawaken the beast.
We're going to apply an agonizing orbar stretch with an orbal.
Leicester on the wrong side of that exchange.
Wakanda forever.
It's over.
Oh, no.
What is this?
As in the corner, thinking of the next moves.
Something big brewing!
Bullies shot, cutting!
Strong tackle!
Well placed, punch, ugly, but effective response.
Oh, no, dude.
Oh, no, dude.
Oh, no.
Hold on a second, could be a matter of time. Submission being locked in.
Just one.
Trying to reach the hole in his ankle to do it.
That will escape them.
From me in the corner, fall on by the corner.
He's headed up high.
From the top rope.
Oh, I think it's nothing.
That didn't look good at all.
A ringside doctor's on hand if needed.
Revolves into a DDT.
It's over, buddy.
He's looking to end this game.
He's going to sleep.
Is there enough football to cover?
There's two.
Three.
Two.
If anything, this has just pissed off the Beast in Carlos even more.
I didn't even think that was possible.
And Popped by a dysfunctional princess, but it wasn't good enough.
What an absolute barn burner tonight.
I don't think anyone here is still sitting down.
So much torque on that.
There's a couple guys up front, so now.
There must be phase down to this string of action.
Popped is discerning right now.
Oh, that's a high kick. See that punk playing to the crowd now.
Fuck, you gotta stop doing that, man. Just clubbing down.
But wait, look at this determination to get out of this, to create separation.
You're needing it.
Going after the arm in a big way. It's over.
Very well friend.
John Westlick or something?
What should I know about this guy?
All I ever ask is
if this were football, we'd still be in the first half and no one ever wins a match in the first half.
Well this isn't football but your point still stands.
This whole gauntlet is still far from being over.
Gotta hurt.
Focusing on a body part, picking it apart.
The arms is good of a place to focus, as any.
It's like a body!
Shot goes down.
Is it enough?
He forces a break before the count of two.
It'll take more than that to hold him down.
Oh, what a high kick.
He got nailed by that last attack.
Yeah, the punch had him well measured.
shot me he's absorbed some stiff offense already
he has to be disoriented try to keep him on the back foot
Oh, CM Punk's got that in its traps.
Oh, unquit the big punch.
Big place in the corner here.
Dom talks to you in the face.
Shaw-Fong, close one connects.
Oh, to the arm, terrible.
Ah, look at this, just cranking it out.
He just did it, I think.
And a roll!
Rollins lining it up!
Stop! Try to stop and get hit by an OK!
A problem lifted up!
Jules, meet me!
Go!
Trap it! Slick!
Will that sum this up for punk?
Two!
Seth Rollins coming up!
Sure, in this match!
He saw me do his move dude
Crossing the arm with that.
Got to respect the strategy to work over the arm.
Connecting with a sharp elbow.
And C.M. Clarke is leaving no breathing room here.
Orton's being kept in check.
Targeting a body part one to the arm.
Spitting kick to the gut.
The methodical style of Orton got to be stolen there.
there you can see him aggressively work the opposition get up dude get up dude get up dude
the park never saw that coming now we're looking for some momentum what he needs to act fast if he
The leader wants to change things in his favor.
To the arm!
Fint it off!
Good shot!
Not good.
Not good!
Oh, we're good, we're good.
Oh, this barely not good.
Oh my goodness, dribbling the opponent's head like a basketball.
On the evades, southern, swift, and brutal impact.
The net breaker.
Picture perfect.
He's just pushed the finish line back a mile.
The pressure has been suplexed.
Gets the shot.
They're up and won.
Not getting a two-count at this point has to be frustrating.
He's in the shell point of the elbow.
He countered up.
He countered with a knuckle sandwich.
The wiper showing off his power.
Launches.
Just got thrown around like a...
My opportunity!
Oh
fire back with a stiff shot to the face.
It feels safe to say we are watching one of the greatest matches we've seen in quite some time.
And the WWE members continues to run out of their feet.
They know they're witnessing something truly special here.
He's able to counter that.
SuperStrel trying to counter and gaining advantage.
And he gets delivered back into the ring.
High rent district was seen at Huck.
Too late.
From the top, Ruff.
I actually just killed myself.
Ruff there. Good God, just did this.
Lines them up on...
YES!
So the rent calls off the counter.
Pog wasting no motion on the counter.
Beautiful!
The net breaker.
It sure perfect.
Oh, that's got to sting your back.
And see how Pog looking for support from the crowd.
Who counters the Viper's attack?
Brother.
Don't set a home's way!
He timed it perfectly. What can I do?
That's up to him and the referee, but I agree. This is concerning.
Boom!
Manage him.
Get up, dude!
Mounting their downed opponent and firing off a series of blows.
And a stop to the gut.
While he's attacking on his torso, on his ribs, it's gotta be hard for him to breathe right now.
Just gasping for air.
And the steal steps.
That's gotta be a tied turner.
turner.
Clearly, they're off to the moment. He better snap out of it.
Bam! Well placed, cap kick.
What a counter!
Oh!
I don't want I don't want to do this thought ever brother
But that was a long two count.
Breaks the count, able to get the shoulder up, but that was a long two count.
Orton able to counter.
Paul dodges out in time.
Paul in that breaker.
Might be able to stop the biker once and throw all right here.
Once he's going to take the win there, it might be nice.
That might be able to stop the Vipers once and for all right here, once he takes a win
there, it might be this, GTS Kinects, that could end the Vipers night, is it enough, the cover,
No way! No way!
You all don't have to do more than that to take that!
Cut! Run!
Stay on top of the old button!
Cut!
Two!
That first nail you'll need to drag the ornament in this gauntlet.
We are bleeding.
Is that?
It is Eddie Guerrero entering the gauntlets.
A state of the devil, a sea of evil, and a curse of evil.
This is what it is that I want to love, but it is all I want.
It is all I want.
So I'm gonna kill you, and I'm gonna kill you.
So I'm gonna kill you, and I'm gonna kill you.
Denied, you know, wicked, but...
So now Bunk looking to end the tear!
So T.S. connects!
Using a grip for Bunk!
Cover!
Two!
And they're still in this!
I don't know where Eddie found the energy to kick out after that.
It had to be complete instinct.
And part of it just swung to the fences, but it wasn't good enough.
A steady stream of women's taking out Eddie.
Punk is proving hard to deal with.
And Guerrero is finally able to mount some resistance with that.
That might have been the decisive moment he was looking for in this.
This move looks like it hurts so god damn much.
Got him in the corner now.
I'm caught in a big punch.
Moving on to the top term of him.
Ah, that gets reversed on CMP.
Oh!
Not looking good in this position.
Oh, what a nice little power.
But the power's out. Still going strong.
Smoked.
Could not keep him down for even one at this point.
What's the point?
Is he doing it again?
Oh no.
Why did you?
Why did you go out?
That's where he is.
And now thrown back into the ring.
He might just be stalling for time here.
Piercing chop.
Where to tear this match?
It's clearly starting to get to him.
the hand scissor take down.
Vicious use of the name.
And his Guerrero now,
all he is putting on a show this evening.
Two down, once a go.
Ladies and gentlemen,
three hummy-goos.
No, no, no, no. Nice. Oh, my God.
Guerrero setting his sights on the opposition.
Oh. I'm good, I'm good.
Oh god, we're impending it.
I guess wrong oh no
But this is bad for us actually.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
TOUCH THE ROLL!
I understand you're so fired up, but he needs to stand as a opponent.
Well, that'll weaken your arm.
It's over. Oh my gosh, he's going for the top rope because he's in a Guerrero. That's what he does.
I kicked out. I don't know where I found the energy to kick out after that. It had to be complete instinct.
Champon thought that was enough. We thought that was enough, but somehow it didn't earn the three-count.
But now saw that coming.
What a scramble and attack.
Oh, it's so over, dude.
What's coming next?
It's a real win, he knows!
One more time!
Ah! Frog Splash!
Will Eddie make it to him?
Keep going!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh, dead.
We can't, we can't kick out of this!
You can't do that.
It's not humanly possible, dude.
Brother.
would be too much to handle this. Oh god. You were rolling there. Same dialogue, dude.
I killed nine guys, man. All of our six for seven? Yeah, I killed them. What's that picture
Here is they all died back stage and here's this go let's first upon it get set
playing spoiler tonight.
And Romero-Pesto, Texas, swing in at 228 pounds.
Oops.
Shea and Puck has always been a man of pride,
a man with something to prove.
But this is a huge risk he's taking entering this gauntlet.
When he wins here, there will be nothing left to prove to anyone. He will absolutely be known the world over as the
Best in the world
He wins here and if he doesn't pump Monica might as well be
Icarus each win is big for him here, but one loss brings this whole thing to a screeching halt
Oh God
Wait, that's an illegal move!
Can't freaking do that!
We need some serious wear and tear on that leg.
An effective attack to the leg can hurt everything from balance to mobility.
It can drastically limit you inside the ring.
Oh, that response!
Eddie unprepared here.
Oh, what a full-sport close one!
And into the count.
Hold the O-up count before the kick-out.
He's not letting anyone get away with a lazy pig.
Not sure if he should waste all his time hot dogging around,
striking down the axe handle.
And CM Punk is in control.
CM Punk is firmly in the driver's seat,
standing in the corner, setting him up for something big here.
A lot of factors come into play in a match like this,
such as the luck or laugh thereof from the draw.
Luck is from losers.
Preparation and endurance is getting...
Oh, that was X.
Hoping to train for some kind of luck from up high.
BOOF!
Leagues try gimmicks!
Oh, look at this. Out to the apron.
Oh, my goodness!
Are you kidding me?
A back suplex! Right out of the apron!
He's been dealt a good deal of damage.
Some serious damage to the army and inflicted here.
BOOM!
The arm absorbing the damage!
Aw, the reversal by Eddie Guerrero.
In fact, vertical suplex!
Sam Park experienced him a bit of a setback with that maneuver.
Eddie willing to do whatever it takes for the win.
The problem on a high kick!
Big kick!
our lab bitch
That can't hit the target into the barricade
Oh
Cargona submission he's in total agony here
the
the
I don't clearly ready for a fight here.
Just mounting the back with those laces.
Great.
Okay.
Any feeling the groove here tonight in this match?
God bless.
This is fact-based on target.
There's no time out in WWE, and you know better.
Kick in the mid-set, oh!
He's able to nudge that one in time.
These two have won each other so well.
Nice try, bitch. Nice fucking try, bitch.
Go, Tess Lee! It's all across to the taking!
Cover!
Down! Okay, down, down!
You have to be impressed with how much Eddie can endure.
How much he's able to still play, how much he took his best shot and gave him a kick out of the school suit.
But just couldn't get the pass.
One, two.
He pre-surrects County 4-2, deep into this wall, and not even getting a two count?
Let's try again.
GDK Plans game.
Cover!
Two!
And in the ring, they got the game through arrow.
Thank you.
Next into the goldmines is the Fiend.
Any group in this game?
Maybe my groupa.
I'm the Joker, baby!
All in it is, the necktie, and the float over.
That was pretty.
Every superstar in this gauntlet back
is highly capable of their own right.
Double leg takedown, now stacked up here.
Look at him.
He goes to the cover.
It's going to take more than that to keep his shoulders down.
An easy kick out of that.
Down, across the neck.
These are the kind of attacks that completely
throw off your equilibrium.
And the fiend just can't mount any offense.
The fiend is being reprimanded for his deeds.
Bad man in the midsection.
Why? Why that one?
Brother?
Oh, look at this. Out to the apron.
Oh my goodness.
Are you kidding me?
I'm back.
Suits us right out of the apron.
for the different unless you're looking to do some serious damage see what
look at it turn out the lights
GTS from time is up Joker Tommy is fucking up and he throws the opposition
back into the ring
and puck is really putting the pressure on smothering offense from parking
Oh, what a backfist!
The same with the quick lander board.
Oh, look at that.
South to the apron.
Oh, my goodness.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, the apron!
The hardest part of the ring.
There's no good way to land on the ring apron like that.
The location has the least give out of the entire ring.
Climbing to the top.
What's he have in store?
Crash landing.
Fending off to Fiend.
And he's finally found an answer to this offensive storm.
Punk could be turning his full shoes around.
Nah.
Nah, I'm good, I'm good.
I'll be out of here.
Don't push ups.
push-ups.
Well behind him.
Through.
And now gets tossed into the ring.
No mercy being shown to the team here.
It's like a muzzle is being placed on the fiend's offense.
It seems like this match is becoming something of an uphill battle for him.
He uses an elbow to disrupt that attack.
One roundhouse connects.
See a pump from the...
He just clipped with the terrain there to take damage.
...and then he falls hard, crushing, and burning.
What a miss from Alpine.
And a splitty gutbuster.
Nasty.
He's fighting himself in some territory he does not want to be in.
Gets out of dodge.
And now taking the chance to go to the outside get a little bit of distance
Right across the knee
the fucker
wrestling 101 if you can't stand you can't fight
oof going after that leg
oooooh
uh-uh ooooh that caught a punch to the face
whatever you can do, I can do basic counters!
FUCKING JESUS!
GIVE ME UP FOR RANK, MAN!
He's doing it again.
He's absolutely running low in the tank here. I don't think he's gonna last much longer
Possing him in the corner for something here
Look at this, this kick is going
Break your face!
And the fiend somehow had even more insult to injury
Yeah, you get the feeling that the fiend is maybe even just toying with him at this point
What a counter!
Both superstars counting one move after another.
Ooh, just gouging off a turnbuckle.
Pump-lossing Dolan and now...
Oh!
Sure on close line by Park.
Wow, the sweet-range cotton!
Got to sleep!
Is it the finishing touch Punk needs?
2 count, look, kick out Agah boy!
So much for that being the finishing blow, what is he gonna take to keep this superstar down and out?
That moves like a freak dude.
That was enough, we thought that was enough but somehow it didn't earn the 3 count.
They're feeding off the WWE fans, now pinning the arm down, and a series of vicious stops.
Well, wait a minute.
some interdation tactics from CM Punk. Here we go again. He made his point. Concentrate
on the match instead of everything outside of it.
Shut up.
This guy took his time damaging me.
Now Archie's was a bit...
Perk angle...
Taking perks...
Perk 30...
30 perks...
All they have is...
That breaker with a float over!
That was pretty...
Thunder lights!
And shoulders are down!
Oh, somehow!
Starting to see the tolls of this match add up.
Will put in their full weight on the arm.
And he'll get out of the way.
A chain of proposals here. Every motion getting cut off.
Oof! Smacked by the benefit.
Fist gets driven into the corner.
Angle switches it up.
There!
Pryekar!
Going for pinnit-tanks.
Huh?
Oh.
Now it's a shoulder up before two.
I can't believe the ref didn't get two here.
Oh, what a counter-kneeze!
That'll buy you some valuable time.
Beautiful suplex!
Offin' it again!
There's still very much in this match.
If the quickness of that kick-out is any indication.
Vicious arm style!
Oh, damaging the arm!
Yeah, yeah. Make him smell it.
Oh, she reversed me.
Managing for a very precarious position there.
All in this.
The neckbreaker.
Picture perfect.
From the top rope.
Serious punch and there's with the elbow drop.
Two.
No, stops the county two.
What a match.
We have seen these men winning all the time.
Strong being left unturned, everything the body can get is being brought to the table.
Got a carcane in the face.
Oh, a close one!
The needle in the face.
Overwhelming offense down from Punk.
A series of disabling maneuver.
Sampo was interrupted here.
Going through the slip.
Is there any life left in Cus?
Cover!
Three!
Two!
And it's the end of this game, the quicker ending!
For who's next? The one and only Roman Reigns ready to make some noise!
This guy's a bitch dude, don't worry.
Beautiful! Nick Frank, and the float over.
That was pretty.
We've seen a lot of competitors so far,
but there are plenty more to go.
I can't imagine what you must be feeling
at this point in the gauntlet.
You're aching. You're fighting through the pain,
and you've still got a good amount of hope in you.
How much more can Reigns withstand?
Roman Reigns had trouble with his defense.
It takes so long to do his fucking clothesline, man.
to wrestle free their opponent's arm has the arm trapped.
Oh, he's got right in the hand.
That was a showing of control and aggression, something
they'll want to keep on long side steps out of that.
Take a second.
Get my bearings.
Oh, big back fifth connects.
Lights out, DDT connects.
Block is locked in on his opponent now.
Oh, there he is.
Now, Cracker in the float over.
That was pretty right.
He's having to look for exit strategy, gentlemen.
The time in his streak of reign is getting a bit challenged.
Yeah, Plunkton had it well measured.
Ok dude, that has the
But he's doing everything he can to play out of this tough spot.
That kick will stop you in your tracks.
Boom!
A high kick.
Place in the corner.
Oof!
Running me in the corner.
Well, man, it was really on Parkside.
Punk is determined right now.
Landing hard on the back suplex.
and the tribal chief really having to acknowledge the offense directed right at him at this point.
I can't believe I got my finisher there.
There's an animal to reverse it!
And that could be a first step towards Roman gaining control.
Reigns isn't allowing that burst of attacks to throw him off his game.
Tell supports into you
Oh
Rage now realize that he's facing an even tougher level of opponent than usual tonight
Power Bomb!
Saved me Wakanda.
Beautiful!
Now break right into the floor of the house, Brady.
Punk is feeling that the end is in sight!
Oh, we know what's coming here!
Ladies and gentlemen, go to sleep!
Reyes is in deep peril here.
Everyone is on their feet in this building,
absolutely showing the respect for all the exertion.
These athletes are putting each other through.
I'll do it.
A wargid dog.
Oh no.
Good is dribbling the opponent's head like a basketball.
Ooh!
And a 13 damage left.
Now Frank back in the front overhouse, Brady.
Alright, what do we think's gonna work on this guy? Square?
Boom! What a right!
Lifted up to the top turnbuckle.
A form of ferocious attacks here, and there is no respite.
Re-in-reverse, boys.
The Goop Slab.
What kind of forever okay, all right, I'm dead
Look at that insult to injury with that one.
You don't want to know what he just did to me down there, guys.
Let's just say it's illegal.
A little cocky to say it from punk.
This guy's done so much fucking damage to me, man.
Riggle, Flockz!
He got back up instantly.
The
Cuts the attack off
Oh, this is kicking the spine
The bit point kicked in the lap and in elbow and there's a good blow to the body raise and that's scouting
I have no idea why.
It's risky but we're going for it.
A punk now lifting his opponent off of a...
Oh, GTS! Will that serve his up for punk?
Dude, there's twins in the crowd that have my shirt on, dude. I'm a hero.
Anyway, I'm gonna choke you out now, okay, buddy?
Just kidding.
He's able to shut down the offensive flurry.
Maybe Reigns has found a new source of aggression to battle back with.
Oh, okay.
Isn't that his one of his specials?
Well, have you ever seen a DDT before?
A one, a two, a three.
This college has got more interesting with the arrival of John Cena.
Wait, that's Prime Cena, dude.
He's got the chinos on, dude.
Those aren't just cargo shorts.
He's allowed to get up and be an arrest.
One Senna?
You didn't see that?
you
you
you
you
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You
You
The salute dude, you know that honestly that's stolen valor in my opinion in my opinion that's all valor dude
So I should check this out.
this whole thing to a screeching halt.
John Cena avoids impact.
And he gets directed into the corner.
Headlock applying a nice short jab to the bridge of the nose.
Spinning kick to the gut.
Taking a few hard shots, and John Cena looked at thread there.
Yeah, watching CM Punk aggressively work the opposition.
It's one incredible huracanara.
No!
You fucking bitch!
Some ships with power bomb!
No musts, no fuss on that delivery.
Someone clearly doesn't want this match to go on much longer than it has to.
It's Swift, kid, finds its mark.
Brother.
Oh man, he has that insatiable look in his eyes.
Uh oh, countered by CM Punk.
CM Punk connects with that knee lift and a short club lap.
He knew what was coming there.
Here we go.
Here's the pin.
Show up and the referee has the count.
He's still fighting to keep in this thing.
A lot of factors come into play in a match like this such as the luck or lack thereof
from the draw.
Luck is for losers.
Preparation and endurance is going to get you further than just hoping and praying for
some kind of luck from up high.
Luck is for losers.
The hardest part of the ring.
Many a match has turned on that kind of contact with the apron.
This could be a key moment of this contact.
Brother.
Turn on that kind of contact with the apron. This could be a key moment of this contest brother
Sure perfect. He's really throwing all the damage. He's taken up till now and seen it and doing some very effective offense there
Kickbacks
to the WDLU universe now.
Who am I fighting invisible man?
My Davis.
We'll hopefully get those, boys.
Let's hope the mandatory desk is only temporary.
It gets tossed back into the mat.
The brutal knee strike.
John Cena's in quite a bind.
Yeah, I don't know how much longer a good defense will even matter at this point.
Those shoulder elbow all affected with that.
And Puck is really putting the pressure on.
Punks hardening offense has seen off balance.
Coach would have saved a leg injury will hamper your ability to do just about anything.
Errrr, really?
I swear to god they always counter the last hit in this situation here.
Doesn't matter what I do.
Get up.
Get the fuck up.
You can't deny, I'm a rub rider.
Eat a DDT you bitch.
That's my real finisher right there.
is just fighting on pure instinct right now.
Carefully plays stop to the arm.
Cena is unable to stop this string of offense.
Punk is proving hard to deal with.
Ah, right in the back.
Real finisher moment.
Oh, the counter.
Goal, let's take down and try for a quick pin here.
He made the three count right here.
Well, well, well, how the turntables shoulders down.
Oh, flipping the lock with what a reversal.
Shoulders it down.
Not even a two count just found a way to power out of the pivot end.
Roundhouse kick.
Well, that was really a punch side.
I wonder what this does to Josie this confidence
You have to be done right
there's just no fucking way bro this guy actually I'm taking away so much of his
temper like his maximum HP I was trying to DDT3 maybe
I'm fucking killing I'm gonna kill this guy. I'm gonna kill this guy
Okay
All right, man, what are you doing to my body like a
I'm on another DDT buddy I just want you guys to imagine right now the kickouts that he's
having to do are the very very tiny almost impossibly fast ones that I'm doing if I had
that much HP that's what it would look like by the way from not kicking out next time
Counterpoint John Cena Counterpoint Fisherman Suplex
Who did I pin? Oh, he's like a wrestler.
That was great.
Every superstar in the Scotland match is highly capable in their own right,
but they're going to want to stand tall at the end of the night.
And to beat that one after starting at position number one, that's a lofty goal.
It's definitely possible, but just know that this is going to be a long night.
The impact off the net breaker.
Quick thinking and quick rollout there was to regroup and recover.
I mean, a turnbuckle here.
Oh, what a step ahead there.
Continuous counters.
These superstars looking locked in.
Counts his own, counts his technical prowess on display.
He's certainly feeling an attack.
Sleep now, Prince.
Seth turns that away.
I got a bulge my bulge
Like that
Things are getting rescue this will not end well
Part of the rain that was worse than being hit by a cinder block
You've never been hit by a cinder block
Oh, he's just straight into the rampage.
I'm not now lifting up.
Quick invasion from in there.
I'm now trying all the cancer fights out of this predicament.
Oh my.
The stroke with a cough kit.
What's he got planned for him?
I'll drive her on to the map.
I don't have anything! No!
I
Killed this wrap I
Fucked up
So
Me right on target grand park's face is really starting to show the damage of this match
brought back into the ring from the floor now
rolling steers clear of that
an attacking throw behind
neck breaker connects
a strong headset of application
And now the elbows
I'm doing I'm doing oh
I gave him a little smooch
Fast first in the turnbuckle.
I caught the big punch.
Just an absolutely stiff blow to the head there.
Uh-oh, sweet, he's coming!
Go, Tesla!
Seth has got to dig deep now!
Is it up?
The cover!
Oh, yes, I should write for a three.
Rollins staying in this thing.
Some can even say he's far too stubborn.
Oh
Where that was that's cheating you can do that
I cannot
he needs to put that aside and refocus.
What the fuck?
It's not every day that you witness a box of matches
in a low fold.
And the fans and attendants are clearly
realizing just how lucky they are to be seeing this match
in person.
From the outside, it's three more squad time.
That's a weird.
Follow the guy with the pin to kill him.
And he fights it off.
Yeah, but can I get up, please?
What the fuck was that? What is happening?
Cm Punk playing to the crowd now.
Isolating the arm.
Cm Punk looking to cinch in the Anaconda Vice.
Cinching in the Anaconda Vice submission.
Came up top.
And yes, he is in pain.
He's gone.
What a loss.
Seth freakin' Rollins.
Not moving on in this conflict.
AJ Spiles ready to run the drill.
This guy is my arch nemesis, dude.
Oh
He's a country boy that's cool man
And not gay
There it is fuck
more by style phenomenal bullets
God
Fights out of it with the elbow to the gut
and a long blazed car of kids there
Don't fucking move bitch
Think out the arm great strategy
What's the elbow down hold?
We know that taking out the legs is one of the most effective strategies in any match
Oh no, oh fellows
I don't know how that was late. I actually don't know how that was late
what he's oh look at this oh
A.J. Styles unleashing a phenomenal blitz on his opponent
just a phenomenal blitz there
I fucking hate this guy, man.
you want bitch.
Twoplex attempt.
They only reversed it.
Nice.
Oh, my thigh.
Guys, I'm going to hit him with my finisher now, okay?
Styles wobbling
Just kidding
Omega Low
Well, I'll just finish her
here we get it we got that's an unusual decision if you're looking to deal some
more damage first
man this place is jumping
Oh
Kick to the back and see a box maintaining the advantage now this can't be how AJ envisioned tonight going
Send out man. Send it
Of course!
Get up, dude. We've got business to take care of.
This is it?
Hehehehe, I'm gonna pay you.
you.
Three now!
The hot set takes all the energy he's got at this point.
He turns that back on CM Punk.
Now Lace just power slam.
And AJ only finds himself on the defensive.
A series of disabling maneuvers from Punk.
Block the effort and cut them off with a shot to the gut.
Popped up!
Styles!
Capture!
Into the style point!
Will Styles take advantage?
Two!
In the kick-out!
You cannot kill C.N. Punk.
Somehow, someway, Punk will always, always,
Always find a way to survive and continue fighting
Oh, I'm wanting to make kick to the back
Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine
Able to steal player of danger there
Sound break by in the lead
Roll through, air the return
Yeah
There's so much blood everywhere.
The phenomenal one, dialing in.
We're bossed with an elbow and straight to the face.
Now it's pretty.
It's over. I'm sorry, friend.
Knee to the jaw, opponent groggy, opponent like a sack of semifinal drop with a close one.
Groundhouse on mark.
These two are clearly fired up, going well from the low, bang!
What a little hockey fight, she's broken it up, spin kick to the midsection.
Spocked by the DDT.
Is it enough? The cover of two!
He's done for the day!
AJ Styles' opportunity slipped away.
I fucking hate that guy, man.
Oh, this goldman just got more interested with Pazista.
He's only the ring.
He's right now!
Oh, my God!
I wanna do that!
Mongolian chop!
We've seen a lot of competitors so far, but there are plenty more to go.
I can't imagine what you must be feeling at this point in the gauntlet.
You're aching, you're fighting through the pain, and you're still going to put an amount of hope in you.
Oh, just punishing me, huh?
The action's spelling out the way now.
Might need to...
A part of the lifted...
Uh-oh!
Fires back with a crucial elbow.
Now he goes back to the end, lights out, face first!
And he slides him back to the mat.
And Matista wants more from his opponent. Point dodges at any time!
Oh my, boot to the spine right there!
Please stop
I don't even know what my buffs view of them being honest
He's taking on some damage at this point.
What increases finish or green he's taken on some damage at this point quick and effective delivery there by
Finish us and see a pumpkin's leaving no breathing room here, but he's just gonna stop turning the tide somehow
Oh, he's in a pie here.
Holy, that was not the winner.
Bunk Scali in return, Wuckles.
Sit-up pump through the air and connects.
From ring post to ring side, risking it all paid off.
Whip back into the ring.
What's happening?
He ummed himself dude!
He zoomed!
Oh
I cannot breathe
What the fuck man
I understand having that mean versus the world mentality.
Well Rumble, please get in the world Rumble.
I'm thinking another gollum troll, actually.
This Goobler match was the perfect encapsulation of that fact.
It's to rescue Tate right into garlic.
For what?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Let me try one more time, I think I got it.
I got it boys. I got it. I got it dude.
Incoming up in the next was up.
Mmm.
Oh shit. I forgot man.
Oh my god, man.
See, and Punk has always been a man of pride, a man with something to prove, but this is
a huge risk he's taking entering this gauntlet.
But when he wins here, there will be nothing left to prove to anyone.
He will absolutely be known all over as the best in the world.
If he wins here, and if he doesn't, Punk's Monica might as well be Icarus.
Each win is big for him here, but one loss brings this whole thing to a screeching hold
So much torque on the knee and ankle
Spin kick to the midsection
Answer after answer for each other's offense a string of counters
He riggles out of the dangers over there.
My God.
Well, with their opponent down now looking to ensure it stays that way,
repeated knees to the hamstring.
He can't get caught in a hail storm like that if you want to win.
Looks like Cena might not have his head fully in the match at this moment, guys.
Yeah, this is the hostility puck one of the great bulls eye with the back fist.
I'll drive this bitch.
They just repeated each other.
Get it together.
On the vice submission, Leaning is way out.
And he's free.
Kannoner.
Oh my god.
All the factors coming to play on a match like this, such as the luck or lack thereof from the draw.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
with some big time hard hitting offense give it to him
dude
stop
getting the punts. Strong counter from Puck, dropping him up in the corner. Thanks first
in a turn buckle. This match is getting the better of him. This could be the defining
moment of this match for him. What does he do now?
See that punk with a hold. Boom! Fight back with that elbow. I tried to hurt Karah. It got caught by an overcut.
See a little breather, shall we?
Some interdation tactics from CM Punk.
Oh my
to defend yourself when you're flat on your back.
Makes it incredibly difficult to walk.
Oh my goodness!
Spine right there!
Push-ups on you.
Using the rope to their advantage.
Very effective.
Seenus getting dominated.
Longs hard getting off as has Seenus off balance.
John Cena is done.
Here we go, Seth Rollins entering the gauntlet.
And that's a lofty goal, it's definitely possible, but just know that this is going to be a long
night.
Vicious!
And Puck is really putting the pressure on.
Rawlings might just be waiting for an opportunity.
Rawlings showing how much punishment he can withstand
before getting his own offense in.
Maybe Rawlings has found a new source of acquittance
to battle back with.
And he retaliates.
down with force, Seth Rollins just getting dismantled, smuggling offense from Punk here
Punk now lifting his opponent up, up front down with a CTS, Seth Rollins has never been
being known to lay down and hand out victories to anyone.
And Park might have just swung for the fences,
but it wasn't good enough.
Pinpointing right to the arm.
Strong kick.
Measured kick to the vertebrae.
Big reversal by Ryland's.
Ryland's able to stop the blitz that was coming his way.
Seth, whether the storm wants to create a flurry of his own.
And he's got it. Now he can capitalize.
All he has...
Then Frankar can float over.
That was pretty...
Well, then it was really on hook side.
Rollins has to devise a new plan.
How are we going to...
Seth Rollins is taking some damage, and he could be dead very soon.
At this point in the Masters, no time to recover.
The damage is done.
Oh
One, two, sleep!
Well, that's some of this up for punk.
Two, that's it for son of a freaking woman.
He's been eliminated.
Next into the conflict is AJ Styles.
Looks like his parents are related, if I'm being honest.
Oh
the midsection there.
Oh, crafting an attack.
Clums line!
Oh, this is kept in a spine.
The pit point kicked it out and see if Puck is in control.
Styles has to find a way to right the ship here.
And Puck gets countered there, agent isn't taking his line down anymore.
Good chance for Styles to regain his composure.
Uh-oh.
Great in-ring IQ on display back.
They're now propped up in the corner.
Stiles has the momentum against him here.
What?
He sees a disabling minute from the top rope.
Oh!
He goes into the pin.
Two count.
He narrowly avoids the count.
This match has clearly taken its toll on him, but he is nearly down, not out.
Parkway see no motion on the counter.
Wolf finds a straight shot to the gut to get out of trouble.
Boom!
Read that one.
Oh, down by the DDT.
Is it up?
The cover!
Two kill.
No, he gets the shot.
It's the shoulder up now is not the time to wallow in disbelief pressure must be kept on
Please sir
AJ Styles tapping into that pit bull mentality for a nail by
This has been an all-out wall between these men, none holding back.
And we wouldn't have it any other way.
What a spectacle this has been.
It's almost twerk on the knee and ankle.
Catches the kick, turns the inside out, makes dragon scream.
And he turned it around.
That was pretty and punk is still taking the fight. It was upon it's time to see how much see a
punk has left in it. Overwhelming offense now from punk. AJ has to wake up and get going in a hole.
Calculating the next move here.
Oh my god!
All the way to the floor!
Up high!
God, you are taking flight!
Like a heat-seeking missile, right on target.
And just as destructive.
Able to prevent Styles' attack.
Each counter, leaving these competitors at a stalemate.
What's happening?
A human torture rack.
BAM!
Oh, oh, God!
And now it gets tossed into the ring.
Cutting off that spot.
How sweet! Is it the finishing touch?
Pog made the top!
God, 80 styles have been eliminated from the tournament.
Here comes a very game for Teaster, who's ready to bring the fight.
Oh, there it is.
Now it's pretty.
We've seen a lot of competitors so far, but there are plenty more to go.
I can't imagine what you must be feeling at this point in the box.
You're aching, you're fighting through the pain, and you've still got a good amount of hope in you.
Stop getting in their tracks with a shot to the face.
It's here. Yeah, man. See you. I'll see you man. I'll see you, man
Can you what are you?
Clearly lost in the moment. He better snap out of it.
Boom!
It retaliates with a counter!
Oh no. Oh no. Sir.
He connects with a counter.
I never saw that coming.
Oh, it hit something.
Oh, man.
attention to the WWE Universe now.
I gotta go man, sorry.
It's like the WWE Universe behind him and willing them into giving him a boost here.
Change of plans, a hit to the stomach and he manages to escape just in the nick of time.
Whoa! Fish in the suplex!
And he gets his shoulder up before the cap.
That pinnets up might have been a tad premature.
Work on him, bro.
Oh! I could displace an entire arm!
Tessie linens of that leg here. But Jesus being picked apart here.
Punk is determined right now. Connecting with a sharp elbow.
Off the road he goes!
Oh my God!
Man, the...
Counter by CN Park!
The counter's on top.
The counter's in these opponents' right and impacts.
Here it is, a check right in position here.
It's lost!
Here we go, killer check!
He's able to kick out before two.
Not a single step closer to the end here.
Answer that with a knee and a gut.
No one comes out on scale with a high-risk move like that.
These two reaching a standstill while these reversals delivered into the Barricade.
Everyone wants in a banger.
Well, they've got it.
Uh-oh.
What a way to get out of that one.
A dangerous situation.
Uh-oh.
He's able to reverse it.
From the top of the Barricade.
Suplex down hard.
And check the high-risk movement,
or high-risk movement of great neck pace.
And see if Punks maintaining the advantage now.
Batista has to exhibit some resiliency now.
Batista unfurls the attack.
Hook them up.
And suplex.
Punks has that look.
Going to try to end it.
In there bitch.
map. What you doing buddy? What you doing?
1.
2.
3
4.
5.
6.
7.
7.
8.
7.
10.
11.
11.
12.
Who is the strongest in the group, Sacha?
9.
15.
9.
11.
11.
4.
13.
14.
16.
18.
17.
That was an unbelievable kick-out from Batista.
Jam Punk thought that was enough.
We thought that was enough, but somehow it didn't earn the three-count.
Batista finds the advantage.
Blue Russell will scout him.
Jordan Weiss.
That is so fucking big, man.
There's two.
Gero from Batista, eliminated from this match.
Out comes Brock Lesnar, ready for this golem match.
Beautiful neck break, grabbing the float over.
That was pretty.
Oh, kick right in the back.
And Cluck is really putting the pressure on.
Lesnar is getting shot down at every turn.
Look at this power, oh no.
Take it out the knee.
Lester showing how much punishment he can withstand before getting his own offense in.
Rock weather the storm and wants that hail down thunder of his own.
And he goes for the half.
Getting a shoulder up before two.
Kicking out there really has to make
his opponent question his game play.
Counters to gain the advantage.
Oh my god, and a spy.
That'll make your legs go numb.
Oh, the elbow connects.
And it's Lesnar who's taking some damage after the attack.
Yeah, this is the hostility punk wanted to bring.
This is the situation you are in, boy.
Did he talk down to the right after doing some long-term damage?
I hope they're okay.
I don't.
Okay, he should really focus on the match now.
We get the point.
We'll go.
And Plunk gets countered there.
Passed by Watt and it's close to the rim.
Turn it around, one reversal.
Some intonation tactics from CM Punk.
Oh, the DDT delivered!
Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine.
Kick to the back. What's happening?
Leather! Leather's in a complete daze!
I'm not going in there bro.
I will not be going inside of the ring.
Big apology, sir.
Oh, look at this.
Neck break out and a float over.
That was pretty.
And Leicester can't stop any offense coming his way.
Smothering offense from Punk here.
A vast disaster with an elbow in the mid-section.
You're not about to fight! He tried it!
He did the Anaconda Vice. This one could be over.
Just punishing.
A couple of names there. That'll get him out of it.
What the...
Oh no.
For this trip to Suplex City.
Suplex City.
Um, fellas...
Yeah boo that man.
And that's our cue to exit. Yeah the amounts table being cleared off there for something
back. I hope you see a share. I still don't know how to get them out there.
That punk is looking to the crowd for some support.
Reznor looking to bait his opponent into making a mistake.
I got a water bottle with your name on it, bitch.
Oh, this battle is filled into the ringside area and is drawing dangerously close to our table.
Disrupts the attack with an elbow straight to the mouth.
Whoa, towering back body drop.
I'm a vicious walking
We're going kill me
Tell me you're going
He's got a bottle
How do you do that?
I mean, finds a way to remove that attack.
And that turns things around.
And he gets set back into the round.
Oh, no.
Grab your little dog and it's right at five!
Clark's got a problem here.
It's ulted, dude.
I'm dead.
Toss back into the ring.
Oh, no.
I'm dead.
Toss back into the ring.
Who pens me I'm dead.
Lesnar scales all the way up top.
Hurt's up top.
Oh, huge miss like that.
Having trouble making it to a vertical base.
Upon the lift it up.
Draw, meet me.
I got a slight GT.
That's the pump.
It's all points for the taking.
Two.
not advanced sleep nap
coming all the way to the job and now is Triple H
here you can see me playing in the game and you're gonna play it
I'm gonna gun and I'm gonna shoot it
I've got two boots and I'm gonna wear them I'm gonna ball head and I'm gonna
He's fucking ass
a step ahead.
Boom.
Bottle that high chair.
The machine is starting to wear off of him a bit now.
You could almost feel the intensity
coming from punk on that attack.
Taking him to the corner now.
It's over.
Placing him up there on the top turnbuckle.
Yeah, on the top, Joe Bumper.
And Punk wants more from his opponents.
From the top.
Oh, you paid for that high risk.
Ow, that's gonna sting your back.
Well, Manum is really on Punk's side.
This is a good job of keeping Triple H in check.
Oh, that gets reversed on CM Punk.
I
Hi
Well, I did not mean it swear
in the corner has to find a way out of there I am the game and I am in the
corner
Morgan were the worst one million person by the way
So I'm trying huge kick-ass.
Take directly to the back.
Just mounting the back with those laces.
Ah, focus on reaching that arm.
Trapped into the deadly tree of wall position.
Stuck in the tree of wall and being viciously need over and over again.
Get in the ref.
Triple H tracing a beatdown.
Punch is proving hard to deal with.
Bang.
And Triple H certainly got the worst of that attack.
Triple H needs to find a little extra steam to get himself out of harm's way.
Elbow drop on target.
Oh, we're done. We are, we are, uh, we are getting panned here. Nope.
The game struggling triple H at the mercy of his opponent.
Sample, oh!
Boom, fire back with that elbow.
And listen to this voice.
Boom, up around house.
Triple H covers this test to the end.
Does he appear?
Something of a cocky decision, him just stopping the kid like that.
Oh, gets out of dodge.
And a 13 damage there.
Nick Breikauer!
Reversal!
He saw that coming.
The games, with a couple of punches, going to now reverse whips.
A ponder to cross the ring and deliver a data to the face.
No fucking way man.
And that's three! That can't be punk still awaits!
He did a pinfall for the victory!
Whoa! How do you even do that? Kicking out that one after a loop like that?
And you can see the Gears and Triple H's head turning as he's racking his brain for a new scheme to get the win here.
And punk gets countered there!
Brilliant countering by both competitors!
Oh my god!
Somehow Triple H returned.
Oh, we are averse.
Oh, this is going into a pin as well.
Polishment on his opponent
Hopefully it does not cost in the match
Oh
Okay, baby, don't be a bitch don't be a bitch
Oh roll out to him you fuck I have no control over that too far get some control in there
Time to play the game
I know really
Time to go for a ride.
Bang, what a move.
Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine.
Take out the arm, great strategy.
Reversal from the game.
Long side steps out of that.
Snapping the neck.
Come on man. It's not over man. You're the goat dude. You can do this.
Using that barricade with great effect.
A dangerous situation here by absolutely great suplex from the barricade.
see a fungus in control the game needs to pull a trick from its sleeve
it's like crashing into our desk there we might want to think about moving out of here
what an interception drag and screw
this battle is
And he swipes him back to the map.
Okay, he should really focus on the match now.
We get the point.
I got less than half HP right now.
I am the game and I am in the ring!
Oh wow, lights out!
Not good.
Target's the gut to end the offense!
Cows up on Cows that great minds thinking alike!
Bitch.
Get out of here, man.
Get out of here, man.
Are they gonna be cocky to say it from Pope?
Come on, man.
a great display of confidence but he doesn't want to do it.
Dude, he knows how to capitalize on the push-ups!
Too slow, buddy.
How?
It's over, buddy.
The defensive elbow of the...
The program looked it up!
Draw!
Meet me!
Devilman!
Jutsu!
Will that solve this awful code?
come on man yeah good run you had a good run
resilience
Now, not a good situation.
Getting waxed on like this over and over can really mix you up.
Rebellion ball, time for Triple H to go.
And now we got JBL stepping up in this gauntlet match.
Yeah, I like the speakers guys.
Oh, a neckbreaker!
It sure perfect!
Totally helpless at the moment.
No one goes talking to the outside.
There's actually no regard for your opponent's safety
when you toss them to the outside like that.
Quick invasion from in there!
And he gets delivered back into the ring.
Uh, actually, Aildon.
He was not scared man, he was not scared man.
Oh, wow, hot check.
You know, my JBL was the one who got punished for that attack.
Stiff kick.
Boom. One-way, a shatterin' arm.
Oh, he flips that around.
JBL finally creates some more offense for himself.
Yeah, JBL getting some newly determined focus.
Hey, but grab him, though.
Thank you.
and JBL needs to find that spark.
Oh my, boots on the spine right there.
Boxing their way out of that move.
Oh.
Just dead left you right there on power.
physical condition to pull off a move with that much weight behind it.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
I would do anything to make sure JBL didn't look at me like that.
Ah, well he get on with it already. This is a fight.
Oh, what an ax angle.
Ah, that gets reversed on CM's home.
Oh
Right we got full bar every every regard right up
He's got something coming
for JBL. One more? I don't think I can. I think it's going to reverse.
Um, guys, did he just obliterate my balls?
Google detonated his testicles.
I got like a debuff right now.
I would do anything to make sure JVL didn't look at me like that.
Apparently lost in the moment. He'd better snap out of it.
Flies off back in the neck.
And C.F.Punk absolutely refusing to let 15 hold him back.
Getting that feeling that Punk is close to delivering a knockout.
And on the breaker.
Bringing the fight closer and closer to our announce desk.
Let's just hope they don't see that coming up.
Fires back with a crucial outlaw.
Paul just bouncing off that rim post.
What a gruesome sound we just heard.
Brother what?
Some intimidation tactics from CM Punk.
Oh, what an axe handle.
JBL could be moments away from being beaten.
I'm calling out and lifting it up.
Uh-oh.
Oh, the reversal by JBL.
We have to get the hell out of the ring.
JBL caught, avoid this.
Caught with the larry.
Kicked directly to the back.
JBL isn't being given any room to recover.
A series of disabling maneuvers for punk!
Okay, what?
Showing some extra scouting knowing how to answer a counter!
What counter of-
Wait, we're actually dead, by the way.
I'll take on.
No please!
Sir, please!
You gotta be aggonyggin' for the arm!
Go inside.
You're tired, dude.
You're tired.
Don't worry yourself out, buddy.
You're tired, dude.
Don't-
Don't throw me in there.
Alright, there you go.
There you go.
Oh god
Get up
I'm going in
Okay, oh no dude
If we get pinned, we're done, by the way.
NOOOOOOO!
you
you
you
you
you
You
We gotta get Gojo in here, dude. Magneto, God, Clujo, Jack Torrance.
How do I get to the next page?
Is there a next page?
You're clicking who you want to replace.
Okay.
Diesel, do you look so lame?
Yup.
Yes!
The fuck is Joe Gacy?
Pumpkins is kinda lame, dude.
Ace the Reaper Angel, this is someone's OC. We got Giggity.
Fuckable.
Oh
Barack Obama
Big homie blue cane
Big D
And we'll drop big D actually again
Candy cane queso attire one Cody Raheem Rhodes
Chris Benoit
Brutus Brickley top of field Charizard
Donald Trump
Dora the Explorer El Hagus Diablo early access
Now hold on let's go through a workout
I like blue came and Cody Rahim Rhodes
I'm a cutie pie, in German.
I'm a jim I forgot.
We got Kevin, of course.
Lou Fay.
Not to be confused with Lou Fee.
We got Faker.
I hope you'm Zoologic for some reason.
Dude, Faker the go-to-be sports dude.
His mechanics are insane.
Okay, how do I not participate?
Got a two-piece slot?
They took that out this year.
I gotta play.
I'm early access.
I don't really have any moves.
There's gotta be a way to spectate it.
Coggle AI on the last crump.
We're gonna fight then, dude.
Why is my controller constantly reconnecting?
This is Wrestlemania though.
What's that the first one?
What's that the first one?
Yes!
YEEEES!
Oh yeah
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH
Who's our first victim, dude?
Anyone but Kujo.
Aw, fuck.
A-Pack will not be pleased with this one, boys.
And he needs to make sure to remember that this is all about will, all about determination,
and perhaps most importantly, all about cardiovascular conditioning.
Daddy got into...
Harold knows his weaknesses, he read the comics, but I don't know them!
Looks like I crypted in the background.
He said we're making a statement in this match tonight, and we'll deliver it in fatiguing.
I
Draw energy do a spear bomb wait what what did I just do?
What are the fairness and celebrated matches in all of WWE this royal rumble is now underway.
Nothing captures the imagination and expires excitement quite like a room.
The anticipation of every new competitor, the drama of each elimination, it really is
as good as it gets.
But I still wouldn't love to run for a second.
Can't you just appreciate the sentiment?
No, no I can't.
should shake with one hand and punch the throat with the other. Right and left, elbows, knees,
all of them lethal. Um, turns that in his favor. What? Put it into the corner. What could be next?
Wow, I ran into a counter!
Oh, that blows!
Kick to the cotton!
Oh, brutal forehand!
This is how a real superstar conducts himself.
So true.
Crushing impact!
Swinging the elbow to halt the offense.
The fucking juggernaut!
BOOM!
Ha ha ha ha!
No way
It's go Jesus
All right, I'll beat him up. I'm just gonna be down here. Okay
His power level is probably like really fucking high.
It's so gross.
No way he'll leave him.
Hi buddy!
Yo, me and Gojira on the same wavelength right now, man.
Mmm.
Not gonna just betray me.
Dirty move paybacks.
Uhhh... okay.
It's fucking candy canes.
Oh no.
Oh, and my book now is some creative offence there.
He's been taken hold of.
Yes.
He's seen the face hard there.
Get up.
Get up, champ.
Boom.
Able to slip out of that situation.
Climbing to the top, turnbuckle down.
Eh.
Look out.
I don't think I hit anyone.
Disappointing it.
That's just not a bad balance.
She
Oh no
Go G to help me go G that to me
Thank you
They call him the mastermind
That's gonna be it for Jane.
See ya.
Early access, baby!
Turn around for the camera.
Is that...
It's, uh...
Michael Hightower.
I
Happily press the problem one fill a mirror the color and you know the family living in the defender will escape
You finally yes, or if there's R2 plus extra fit performing a rumble finisher
See a bitch
There's an ice pack waiting for you in the back and now number six about to be revealed
Answering this one
Is a huge opportunity for him
No way
It's so fucking fat, man.
By a top position here.
AHHHHH!
Combining this strategy it seems.
Not sure I understand this decision.
This game is a bad combination.
Not sure why you look at it.
I'm not I'm not strong enough set by
He's getting completely overwhelmed out he's got to find a way to shift the fight in his favor
All right, let's see who resists this time bitch
A seventh entrance!
Fuck! Oh my god, it's over!
Fuckin' Charizard, dude.
The mandible call! That poop on his fuckin' head!
Oh, fellas. Not like this, Earl.
Booker T?
You got him bro
I'm going to stink face this guy, you guys cool with that?
Thank you.
Oh no.
Wait, how do I do it?
Ow!
Oh no.
Help me, Charizard.
Let's let bygones be bygones.
Oh
Retreats this is just someone saying I am the alpha in this match appropriate
He made his point constipated the match instead of everything outside of it
Be his ass, bro.
He's got something in store.
Close line.
What a way to get countered.
Hide me right between his shoulders.
He's in for something bad.
Thanks, fuck.
Oh, fuck?
I'll go on the outside, dude.
Grab their opponent by the ankles.
I don't know how to do the sting face.
How do I sit them down in the corner?
Oh no.
I tried down the right second. It clips them upside down.
them upside down.
This guy's kicking ass man.
it's mega beat right in the picking on Charles are dude
The claw.
How about we go over the rope?
Oh.
Oh
Oh
There's no tiny man
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh my god, you fucking bastard
That's what that's called.
I'm going to fucking choke you out.
Oh no, Chalkin, who's about to shake things up, big man?
Ooh, top of the nation, man!
What a waiting guy!
It's fucking Adoro! Why is there a health purgant?
Psst!
It's fire!
Oh my god, it's fire!
Oh my god, it's fire!
Superbottleclimbers, now it's time to talk about it!
Invite the DDT!
I'll be right here when you're gonna see...
...a... a... needlehead!
...dead-on-spire-driver!
I can't believe we're random first place, by the way.
Let me pick him up, thank you.
See ya!
Oh my god, she's cleaning house right now.
I picked first.
Oh.
I think it's random.
Boom, fuck you.
Boom, fuck you.
Hit him with a move. Hit him with a move.
And they are next!
PUNA!
Put them careful!
You're straight for the blind!
Do it a little more softly!
Have the torso in it!
Oh yes!
It's fucking Kevin, dude!
You're a wonderful match!
No!
I'm struggling to stave off elimination.
They talk about a precarious position,
only several feet between safety
and certain elimination in this match.
I can't I can't believe he didn't die
Taking the books to do
You guys fucking move
What is he doing the cathode
What
He's a fire-spin you're right
I gotta figure out how to sip them down the corner
See
Slam him.
Is he gonna spin me?
Ow!
Uh-oh.
Earl.
Earl.
It's Goblin.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'm so ready to get in that, my clean house.
Wow, wild power slam.
Power slam!
Nice counter-cap.
What a response.
Missed out of me with that screaming board.
Pick him up.
Thor is our doll!
I didn't want to do that.
Wait, maybe I could have stink-faced him?
Oh, backbreaker! Knee right to the spotting!
Gonna do it!
A second time!
Dodge? Oh, oh my god.
Chatter!
Why thought it was needed?
One!
That's not all!
An orange light!
Let me hit one!
A combination!
Going up!
Boom turning out that...
Boom trying to make a move like you did to me!
Not so lucky.
SICKYOOOOOO!
Locker's running.
It's Daddy Pig.
I'm taking him to the showcase of the Abulance.
I'll leave it in from this matchup.
Oh no. Kevin, please.
Bang! He fires a counter.
Not me!
Right and left, elbows knees, all the way forward.
Expert at wrestling. Oh god, it's not good right now. Oh my god.
I wanna know how to do that.
So, oh, he's throwing it back.
Oh, Kevin held me.
My god, it's me, my god.
My god, it's me, my god!
Oh my god!
I fucking hate you, Kevin.
I fucking hate you, Kevin!
Not me though, not me though, not me though.
We gonna see
He's climbing the turnbuckles to the target
Launch it!
Weeeeee
The great slime
Nice intro
Who the fuck are you bro?
why he's protecting me
Kevin you're in the club
you're in the fucking club
yeah
I'm going to lie and go for a submission, just to be some serious damage to it.
Okay, so give that a go!
Hey, Cav.
Oh, y'all lucky bitches.
what the fuck is Kevin dude is he a cat I think he's supposed to be a cat
oh he's a gem
the great slime in early access man don't turn around and hit me
I
Mean a quick little favor, buddy
It's Lu Fei that's Chinese whoopee dude, he's coming
Please get up.
Really? Really?
Okay.
I'll get back up. I fucking hate you, Kevin.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Um, guys?
Oh my god.
OOH!
Oh, fuck!
That's Kevin so loud.
Gold desktop.
He's so beautiful.
Hey, Kevin.
Hi, Kevin.
Number 16 on the way, losing one of the best players in the world.
Nice, Lufe.
Easter, he knows it, some Easter.
It's Lee Sang-Yong, aka Faker, the go-to V-Sports.
He's the last best man in the world.
Come here, little twink.
Client's opposition here.
We can be looking at an old nation.
They're all under dear life right now.
See ya!
Huh, it appears to be taking a little bit of damage from these blows.
It seems like he is taking a bit of damage from these blows.
Oh no.
Oh no.
How's Kevin still in here? I fuckin' hate Kevin. Nice, nice, nice.
Oh my.
Let me out be out big man.
Oh my god, no.
It's L. Haguez Diablo.
The greatest retired Blue Shedler of all time.
Do it.
BOOM!
Oh my god.
This clown is looking to put in that house to put in tonight.
Stay here, is that another lock?
You know what? I'm gonna give you the claw, buddy.
Stand up.
Ha, you can be looking for a submission here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
The man will claw to them!
Got him in the submission.
Fuckin' L-Hagas Diablo is 99 overall, dude. What do I do?
I do
Ain't no fucking way oh god, it might be over for all
Well, we're going to commentate now.
In comes Copperfield.
Hell, Haggis Diablo showing why he's 100 overall right now.
Copperfield.
Spelled from the force.
But not for what you might think.
That's right.
That's right. Couldn't pass the physical training. Couldn't not pass the physical training.
Very out of shape. It's blue cane!
Which as you can, you probably can imagine is simply red cane, but in a different costume.
earlier he was in the rumble as candy cane which is just blue cane and a red
and white costume and it is also cane
looks like a player go out in the legs now
I got it I got it back in this thing
I got to turn off the uh stupid fucking
I don't think I can here.
Man.
Fuck, dude.
Whatever.
Thank you.
I'll just pretend like I'm talking to him.
That's a good idea.
Did you hear that?
The thud was massive.
Enormous.
Hell haggis diablo chogas luchador skills without her corona.
The thud was massive. Enormous.
El Haggis Diablo showing his luchador skills without her corona.
Jim looking nearly out of it.
Reversal. That's what I just said.
I just said that he reversed that.
Ooh, another reversal from El Haggis Diablo. Retired luchador.
Into his signature move, the flippy flop!
Leg drop!
Flippy flop leg drop dude.
Alright.
He's out.
He's cleaning house right now dude.
Hey dude, he's just...
Yeah there we go.
We're getting a little exercise.
It's Krispy!
The Canadian Triple Heron dude!
The only man that can stop Alhagas Diablo, dude.
There it is.
Holy fuck.
That's right, Booker.
You can see the fear in his eyes.
Here's the uh, we call it the the army-warmy twist
I'll haggis Diablo fighting back he's a limiting of like six people
Yeah, I hate fucking out or shut up
Shut the fuck up
Oh, what is it I'll haggis Diablo do right now. What is this?
That's an Al-Parkha move I'm pretty sure.
Love Parkha.
He's gonna fucking crisp him up dude.
There's an option button you must...
What?
Dude shut the fuck up.
You guys are so dumb dude.
throooooooooot
throooooot
there's not a popped yellow balloon but as I do rag
classic chris snowball move
jostling the brain in his skull
most humans could not resist that
That G4 is...
Everybody get a 1v1v1. It's Kujo, dude. These guys are actually so good right now. It's so insane.
Option presentation option.
Commentator volume vocal off.
Wait, he could be right. I didn't...
It could be right hang on
Dude this guy probably went like
In the main menu or some ship and like you can do it in there
Brother just oh my god look at this fucking freak I
Can't believe Al Haggis the Albus of up to Joe and Al Haggis teaming up
They know what sort of evil Chris Benoit is capable of. He fights his way back from the ropes.
Ella Haggis-Tiebler is swinging for the sky.
Oh my god. What a fragile alliance it was.
Chris Benoit vs. Ella Haggis again. Kujo actually knocked out.
First Benoit looking extremely oily.
Oh, Facebuster?
Who'd you?
Well, Haggastamble looking with this.
Wait, let's Charizard's move.
That's fire twist!
Or fire whirl!
Oh my god.
Oh my god. What is that thing?
Oh my-! The Devil to live from Kucho!
He's a monster!
He's in her demons!
It's Cody Raheem Rhodes!
price from Ramadan and see what he's capable of I don't think you can handle
koojup I'm being honest
nice counter for coding you needed that this this monster is not to be
underestimated I don't think I don't think you can
than you think.
Yep.
Bye-bye.
Is Booker Teen just like the modern era, like Macho Man on the mic?
He just says stuff.
Macho Man would have been like, eugh!
Look!
Here we go.
And look at him go!
My goodness.
Press X pussy. I didn't want to play to begin with, I just missed the obstacle.
But he reimbroids. Massive clothesline from the creep from the crimps. Kujo. I'm told
the kujo is from a movie
boom kujo's a dog now kujo is a cryptid
ooh he's up
it's germa dude
can he put an end to kujo please
now he's just gonna watch her
you can't miss an opportunity here buddy
Oh, there it is.
He came in with a finisher, dude.
What the hell?
He's going to throw him over the rope.
The destined one, dude.
He's staring him down.
Oh, my God.
He's for me right now.
Put him up.
Yep.
Oh, my God, countered.
But he ran him roads, channeling his spiritualism,
Going across the run, putting his faith in the law!
Oh, he's waiting.
He's gonna put him in it.
They in show off, brother.
BOOM!
DERMAH!
Get him!
Oh, f**k, that little hockey.
Dude, what is he even saying?
It's the 21st day of Ramadan
Yeah, well Cody Raheem Rhodes about to send German back to the first day of Ramadan with this flip right here boys
Pick him up. Pick him up
Cody can smell the pork on German's breath with a pedigree
Tony's saying I'm already saved I don't need you
There it is he's got beat in his ass, man the holy one. Oh my god
What?
That shall not cripple!
Love him.
Whoa!
He does a mess.
Why did someone make Cody rain, bro?
It's a meme, is it?
Brain Roads has a lot.
Well, he kind of needs him at this point.
It's Jabber Jim.
Arguably the least likely
to win the Royal Rumble, going straight for the 100 overall. God!
Put him in the corner!
Good combination!
That fucking kick! Where did he learn that?!
There's his attention to roads.
Oh no.
God, taking a breather.
On the third day, he rested.
Oh my god, jobber Jim.
Oh, I think you should just sit back, Jim.
Oh, no.
God, take him...
Oh, Jim.
Jim paid $50 to be here tonight.
Uh, that won't be covering his travel and uh, hotel expense.
Not being comped for that.
Ooh!
Okay.
There's a show, buddy!
He's in it for the love of the game!
BOOM!
Okay.
Wait.
Has a law given Raheem the power that he needs to defeat God?
Nope. Oh my god.
Wait. It's Satoro Gojo.
There he is.
Wait, he's gonna take God out, dude.
Oh
No
Robert Jim kind of beating the fuck out of go Joe right now
Don't forget overall job or Jim has a 35 go Joey 95
Jabber Jim the lowest rated custom superstar on the online downloadable market going for the
Lim on Gojo once in a century I want him to win but he can't
Oh my god, go do a perving that he, oh my, end of days is as good as, oh nice of us.
It's Old Testament God.
Jim, back up.
Oh, he wins the grapple.
Oh, he doesn't get reversed.
All right.
God showing his enmity for Reim here.
Here comes Agent 47.
50 confirmed kills.
48 more than the number seven participant.
Oh.
Tomber Jim!
35 overalls dude! No fucking way!
He's an opportunist!
A tactician!
There he is, he's gonna take Gota!
No fucking way dude!
Don't...
There's no way.
Rene's gonna come over and help him by the way.
He's...
He's bleeding now!
Oh, they're beating the fuck out of him!
They've had enough of Jim!
Jim, bring it up the grapple!
Jim in the corner! They're beating the fuck out of him! Jim retreating under the rope right now.
Don't do it Jim. Come on buddy.
Oh my.
Looks like Cody Rahim Rhodes has been infected with the raccoon city virus.
It looks like Zeno.
Another pedigree.
Here it is.
Number 48, I think.
He's number 28 tonight.
It's diapered on.
Immediately going for the weakest person in the ring, taking him out.
No problem!
Booker T talking about literally nothing in my ear for 20 seconds straight!
God, taking Donald Trump out.
Oh, good clubs.
That focusing attention.
Cody Rahimrod's been fasting all month.
Donald Trump are behind on the God.
Oh for a suplex.
Gets countered.
Got him with a headbutt to Donald Trump.
We got punching the air right now.
Oh my God.
The athleticism from Daberdahl.
Nice.
Oh my God.
I don't even know who you just hit there.
Dude, these guys have been in it forever, man.
Well, there it is.
Oh, no way!
We get to both!
He's been trained immediately going for Cody Rahim Rhodes.
here in the locker room that rain might be based in a hospital oh my god
not forget his ass being the background disease that one guy there's something
pick him up
Oh Donny looking rough right now Obama going for the L.M. on Raheem Rhodes
been here for 20 minutes. Does he have the upper body strength? Oh Raheem on his
last legs here. Trump just watching it happen and Raheem stays in.
God close lines Donald Trump
Ever done grappled frozen in the corner looks like he's going up don't had enough
Yeah, they're asking
Who is
Who could it be?
Wait, is that Kane?
It's Keiso!
You can't escape the cameo!
He thought this was Booth Killer 9!
He just wandered into the building!
Oh, Trump.
Barack Obama on Keiso, that's a big lift there.
Gets it.
The core strength, undeniable.
put it where he roams, reverse grapple.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no, go for it.
Oh, Obama slips out.
Going for Queso now.
Oh, a surprising athleticism for Queso.
Turns on God now.
Oh my God, bitch slaps God.
Oh, he's playing God up on the ropes right now.
Holy fuck
Can he get him? Nope. Yes? Nope.
It's not Trump. Seizing the advantage here on Cody Rahim Rhodes.
Spear him like a missile.
Hey, Ryan Elementary School, Debra Nod turning his attention to the 47! 47 with the reversal!
It's thrown over the ropes! Gushley Hilly McGee's on the stops! He says no, I voted for that!
Close line on to Trump.
Oh my god, he keeps reversing.
44, I don't fucking know!
Not showing up right now.
Okay, so once again trying to take God out in the corner, man.
I like how it's gonna work.
The court, he's built like Zeus.
God and Donald Trump working his hand on here.
In the Middle East and now on the Moon Moon Show.
God betraying Donald Trump.
And he's a dire strage now, having just been completely rocked.
He's endured so much already, he can't take much more.
I'm not like going for God, though.
Battling to get back into the ring.
Everyone in here wants gone out, dude.
I miss roads getting eliminated.
Sending out for the drone strike, and I'll fight this way out!
He says everything is my creation!
I can jam your radar system! I am not a hospital!
Oh, the neck record of Kato.
Very difficult even for God to get his hands around that neck.
Ooh, low blow.
Obama.
Donald Trump says no, I want a piece.
Ooh!
Oh my god, no mama's gonna bone the pick right now
Now Trump is very damaged right now
Donald Trump with a kip up he's so strong and handsome. Okay kicking the air though
Obama's stunned right now. Keso eliminating Obama. Three remain. Keso, Donald Trump, and
God. Keso, the healthiest person in the ring right now. Surprising. Ooh, neck-wringer by
God, out of Donald Trump. I think Keso is like an 85 overall. I think God's a
100
God punching the air superman punch
I think that's it for God. I think that's it for G. O. D.
Oh, he's done. I'm Trump swooping in like a mulcher
He's bouncing on the ropes
Mining him of a McDonald's play place
You want to believe?
Get him up.
Oh my god, the roll-up. The possum attack by K-So.
Hey, I think we got our winner boys. I don't know.
Oh my god, K-So takes Scott out.
Oh, now Trump setting K-So up on the ropes. That's a heavy lift!
Have you been working on your course check, Mr. President?
Let me win.
Please, let me win.
I need this.
What is this athleticism?
You can see the unfocused...
Oh my god.
The unfocused gaze and Donald Trump's eyes right now.
Clearly has a concussion.
Reverse on a K-Sow. K-Sow pretty much perfectly healthy right now.
Bob Trump setting up. First finisher. What is it?
Oh, well that won the alligator Alcatraz boys because guess what?
K-Sow's getting locked up in the corner!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Say what you will about Diverdon. The tenacity was undeniable.
The best tenacity that's ever been seen at WrestleMedia!
I didn't like it right in the corner!
I like to dig BB!
All right, hold on.
I'm gonna go pee.
And we'll download a couple more guys.
Real quick, and then we'll do another one.
Let me go pee.
I got a pee.
I got a pee.
I'm gonna get some coffee.
I
Oh shit.
You fucking love hardcore Henry?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, sure, I'm not an exact...
Eh, eh, feedpickin' bonus points?
Um, no they flipping don't, cause I've taken feedpicks of a lot of women in this game,
and they don't give any points.
Idiot.
Yeah.
Oh.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Nice.
No hit!
No hit!
Target, direct hit!
Direct hit, sir!
He's scraping in pain, the napalm is covering his flesh.
Finish him.
Do it.
VIP eliminated.
Now?
We return home, sir?
No.
No.
Fire bomb the village.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
It's just women and children.
I think that's a hospital, Mr. Obama.
Do it.
My game experience, if I were to rate it based on what I just did,
I would rate it like 6.5.
It was.
For you, Moon Moon, all right?
So this has your name on it, so enough talk.
This is all behalf of your community
and your boy Badlands Chucks.
Cheers, buddy.
Oh.
Oh
Yeah, no balance moon stars and quasars is in this bad boy. Oh, yeah
So stay awesome
Alright keep gaming and yo if the boss and elder ring is too hard
You can always go level up and come back
I know you like this, right?
And...
What do you do that?
Remember, the next time you do watch Badlands Chugs, huh?
Don't understand me.
of
the
No, that guy's on a base, he's primed.
You guys ready for some real music?
you
you
you
you
you
You
No, no, no, no, no
Fucking Jesus
We're gonna turn it we're gonna turn down for a second
Most up voted let's see what we got
Yeah, yeah
Just imagine how many great creations haven't been uploaded or updated at all like Superstar
hashtag AJ Styles
We have flammer don't know we have for a local
He loves for a lot good you day
Okay
I already turned down the announcers. We got Bob, man. Oh, it's Batman. It's Batman. It's
Batman.
Flammer's a real Mexican lady wrestler. Did not ask. Elbow drops you.
The Tengu Yamamoto.
Okay, we got Singaup.
Mandy Ross.
Moneymaker David Cole, Tiger.
I can't tell who's real and who's not real.
Already got, wait, we tried to download Johnny's Sins,
but we couldn't.
Okay, every time I click Johnny's Sins,
it's just, dude, my game's gonna crash,
you go watch.
Dude.
His shlong is too big.
Dude, ghost face.
Bro, my game crashed.
We'll try one more time.
I got quite a few characters, so.
I bet I'm not, I bet I'm not.
In fact I know I'm not because we tried to download Johnny's sins and then it crashed
us and then we re-launched and downloaded 4Loco successfully and then we clicked Johnny's
just sends again and then it crashed us. Trump made us lose an hour Sunday. Dude, don't
don't think of it as losing an hour. They have it as gaining some daylight, dude. Gotta
put you yourself in the the syphilis-addled mind of a Benjamin Franklin. YAHOO.
Fuck farmers? Wow!
So, wrestling fans correct me if I'm wrong, isn't it LaParca with an A at the end?
There's a lot of LaParc.
Trump Promise is going to give us an extra hour in November?
Aw.
Thanks, Trump.
John Michaels
We need me, man, man, man, man, huge pickup
Drafted into the cashmoney big dollar bills Royal Rumble universe
All of the s's to be replaced with Zs the fuck is this
The park are gonna be DLC they're giving them the x-ray and the DLC that's nice
Love Park, Jr
We probably should have gone from the back
That's not Kamala that's cut Kamala
get some hot women so we can jerk at mid-match
dude I want to click it so bad
but I won't I know I shouldn't
get grew
and
Angel
This guy's 97 overall, dude, he's ripped
Unfortunately this version of Elmo found dead in his sleep at 32 heart attack you believe it
Bram bram bram blue pain wait this guy just downloaded blue cane and changed his name
How did I survive longer than Elmo yeah, how
Pontus
Mr. Lemon like oh to do come wait you guys see that
Wait for it that's really good
Blow it up your ass
Where is it?
Get on vent.
Is it copyright stuff selling it off? No, it's the shitty fucking...
Wait. You see that?
Goes back.
The Joker, baby!
This is made by a real Joker fan boy. Hold on. This is just a picture guys. Well, we actually might get
Um guys
Did anyone happen to see if this this had any
any uh, any hashtags on this one? The ones with pictures seem to break. You think so?
Yeah, this shit ain't loading, bros. Uh, no. Whoa. It was normal Joker hashtags. Okay.
Dude 2k wouldn't mind Bitcoin on my computer bros besides I would be able to hear it
Watching the vibe here cuz I only got 10 minutes to spare after my 14 hour shift to check in online and say hey Moon Moon
Hey, what's up? How was your 14 hour shift at the uh
The shin kicking factory
How was it the bone mashing the long day factory oh man
same shit in different day depths you up nice that's good that's good put that on a coffee mug dude
I sell it in the lobby at the shin kick factory
I want the Joker dude we got to test the theory if it's the pictures that's causing the crash
Was it just Joker? I'm the Joker, baby. I'm the I'm a Joker, baby. Okay, we got real Batman.
Oh, let's see.
I'm starting to get pissed the fuck off, dude.
My cortisol levels have been getting low recently.
I want to stop getting frame-mogged by the HTC's high-tier chads.
Should I bone smash or gesture max to improve my chat ranking the fastest?
I told the guy to play in traffic yesterday, but I think I'm gonna move my hex to you
Perse of malfunctioning traffic device
Be chef things or something I
Think it's the picture ones guys. I think that chatter is right
That God we didn't give early access a picture so that everyone can enjoy
Everyone can enjoy honestly, I'm kind of disappointed that it's not the most downloaded thing on the store
I know you guys are big wrestling fans. So
Honestly, like I'm sure most of you bought this
So there's really no excuse to like not have it been upvoted by you guys if I'm being honest mafia
Moon Mafia, let's get some upvotes in the chat, dude. Yes, bro.
Goop up. I'm gooping. I'm gooping, I'm gooping!
You bought two copies, one for you and one for your wife's boyfriend?
Well, that was very nice of you. Was it for Valentine's Day?
Wednesday. Gooner tea. We'll grab gooner tea, fuck it, dude.
I
Got stockings on that's hot
I'm sorry Joker. I wish I mean this isn't a picture though
Did we try Duke Nukem raw or had we already clicked on one that didn't work I can remember
That is not a picture that's that is in-game models right there, dude
Paul Heyman. Who cares about that bald piece of shit dude? I'm clicking it.
Nooooo! Alright, we're done.
Okay, crash. I didn't even close it.
Set up the next cash money big dollar bills Royal rumble
Maybe the least down there because they're glitch I mean maybe
Search Armstrong from MG five all right last one though brother
I want to I want to do some commentary. I'm feeling on I'm feeling on the ball right now
You could say that all of the bits I practiced in the shower and on my phone are finally coming full circle
Our guys
Is our game crash so hard at reset our privacy policy agreement
Uh-oh, now we still got our battle pass, very good.
We earned that by the way.
Our 2K account is not connected right now.
What?
Well, let me close this real quick.
All my features are not available for play until creating or linking to a 2K account.
Well, let me try restarting my game again, I suppose.
$250.
It's really hard to make a game.
Fuck 2K accounts, true dude.
Who in chat bought this game?
I'm going to need you to update early access, okay?
All right, I never ask you guys for anything, bros.
Stop shaking your head.
Okay, hold up.
Is the 2k account active right now?
Alright is just had to relaunch for the 10th time no exaggeration
All right
Imagine not playing NBA 2k, why the fuck would I do that? I don't like basketball
I like basketball, I lied. I like LeBron James, that's the only reason I like basketball.
No! I already turned off the commentators man! I did it on screen!
Alright, let's let it rip dude. Play. Custom. Match. Cash Money. Big Dollar Bills.
are let's go ahead and change the map here to a fun no let's do Monday night
nitro dude of course everyone's favorite
match options participants we got bogeyman who the fuck is that
Let's keep egg man
We'll keep we'll give Obama another chance wait hold on actually I lied hang on I wanted to look for a different Obama because I hate his costume and surely someone else's uploaded another Obama right
Hold up hold up hold up
Hold up. I'm in a suit. I don't I don't want to edit it. I
Want to I don't want to compromise that guy's artistic vision, dude
Also, I'm lazy
Obama Obama nope only one
Dude 83 downloads in early access only had well first of all he has a picture and we downloaded them
Who knows man
Who freaking knows dude
Where's nitro got it
Change participants Obama in yet again. Oh
My god the glow Rilla. I fucking forgot. We'll get out. I guess Diablo. He's a fan favorite for sure for sure
Let's go all these stupid jobbers out of here
Goldberg
Goobin a taro in Elmo Pikachu
Picara Uzumi you guys familiar
He said was only a 76 almost won the rumble. I'm pretty sure Trump's only 75 to
Okay
Custom all right. Let's see. Let's try to grab people. Oh, we gotta get Batman, of course
We had Charizard, let's get a
Cody Raheem rose is a fan favorite I will say I will say
We'll give copper feel another chance. He was eliminated immediately
Trump does Trump is the current champion does not have to do the Royal Rumble
Let's get endo guy. Let's get L. Heo. Daylaw LA Park
DSP
Early access fat dad for loco freerun
Frog a destroyer. How's that two faces?
Johnna Michaels
Uh
Goku
Gooner tea grand-high witch
Hot Sunamiku guile we got Greg as well hunk live cute by chance
Jobber Jim oh my god
Gotta have Jobber Jim in there, dude.
You know you need Jobber Jim, dude.
This is a good lineup.
Jim has a 30.
I told you guys.
There's a reason he's called Jobber Jim.
All right, I think we're good
Who should
I'm thinking about putting in someone last manually, but who
Yes, I turned off announcers
Yoda
Do you see Yoda
Search boom KKW
Trump needs to defend title guys
He will against the person who wins this one, dude
Let's turn finishers to slow here
Except, yeah, how do I AI this?
I, oh?
Ask Grock, at Grock.
Oh mystery downloaded superstar.
I don't know how to do this.
toggle AI. Okay, we got it. But who do we want the last person to be? Down, uh, custom.
Let's see.
Hmm.
You're a lazy lady, Elizabeth.
Wait, kick man.
I love kick man.
Let's go further down the list.
Mori Calliope.
We've got Mr. X.
That's a good Mr. X.
disfigure all right hold on mr. disfigure
get Ozzy Osborn Pelfiz Crusher got Peter Griffin wait Peter Griffin was a
pretty good one as well I forgot ramen reigns we gotta get Sam's in there with
like shadow the hedgehog wait smiles dude we got this guy doesn't even have a
name
Uktuck, Gideon, we got Vorgan, who is just Virgil I think, but Type Ode, let's get Sands.
Boom, yes, please.
listen up. Everyone is the Royal Rumble match. Now, the two superstars are drew number one
and number two will start the ring at the same time. Other superstars will join in the order
they drew. This will continue until all 30 superstars have entered the ring. Elimination
occur when you were thrown over the top rope with both feet landing on the
look at those guys hang on bro super star in the ring will be declared the royal
rumble winner and will go on to face that champion of their choice and
wrestle me
Yippee!
Rizzle.
Who could it be?
That's not his name, that's Kyle, from Street Fighter, guys, his name's not William.
Okay. Wait, is it William Guile? Wait, really? It's kind of sucked to be number one, huh.
Where's this dude's eyebrows at?
Who's his opponent?
Who could it possibly be?
You know, I heard in the back that it's a...
It's Hunk.
Just kidding. It's Batman.
Introducing the individual who truth number two
Let's go bad man, let's go
Yeah, oh my god, he's so fucking big
weighing in at twenty seven stone
Bruce Wayne's cousin
Batman
I don't think I'll stand a chance here if I'm being honest
I'm immediately standing a chance
and just burying my theory
instantly
choking Batman out
poor guy
Gary doesn't get enough blood flow. Oooooooh! Reverse! Spinny salt!
Stopped with that. He's waiting. He's luring him to his feet.
Like a snake charmer. Reversal by Gile.
They get into the ropes. Has he already tried to get him out?
Oh, wait. That man looking kind of winded right now.
I don't think you can lift this guy, Guy. I'll be honest.
Those arms aren't massive, though, ever.
Instantly proven wrong. Once more.
But I'm beating the fuck out of Guy.
Right hand!
Oh my God, the counter by Guy saving his life.
Number one.
Instantly nodding.
His agility.
Greater than the beast that stands before him.
Takes him to the mat, dude. He's going up top.
He doesn't give a fuck when it's the round rubble.
He wants him to stand, get up.
I don't even know what that move is.
Flying neckbreaker, reverse splash.
Pick him up.
Trying to break the arm of the beast, a bacon.
Turns him around, gets countered.
It's hogged.
The Elite Merced Doctor Death himself.
Holy fuck dude.
He doesn't need the backup.
Disrespecting the, uh, the veteran.
Oh. I don't think you can, I don't think you can fight this guy if I'm being honest.
I'm completely fresh though.
On his last legs here, I don't think he's gonna get knocked out.
It won't be an honest.
Punches him in the shin.
Hello, shin factory.
Shin kick factory.
Reversal by Batman.
Over a power bomb.
Spinning power bomb.
Oh, sitting power bomb!
Okay.
Can he lift this guy?
Doesn't have to.
He's a tactical mastermind.
He's killed many men.
Many un-men as well.
Uncle Orofarming.
They're booing him for some reason. I think he's really cool.
Look at his red eyes.
Batman's kind of a juggernaut here, I- I- he-
Someone's going to have to stop this guy.
Nice reversal, my guy.
Here's Copperfield.
Immediately eliminated last time.
Let's see how well he does.
Elbow dropping nothing
Laying in that hug he says fuck the special forces we get plenty of training on the force for burst
I'll go the DDT
Onto raccoon city police dial eliminated by Batman. It was only a matter of time, bro number one out
Honk wants a piece.
He ain't gettin' it though.
Oh my god.
What the?
Honk, Honk, eliminating himself.
Honk, jumping out of the ring.
Copperfield taunting right now.
Hey man, overall 95.
Copperfield 73.
Yeah, I don't think so, buddy.
Uh, that's a...
Yeah.
Bugs timed mission reaching it's deadline
Move move reversal my cop a field and even let this guy I don't even know
Take him to the ropes wise wise close on him over
And I'm over no ass on barman just those
I don't think I don't think you got this buddy. It's gubernatoro
I'm muting my mod instantly.
No one knows what this creature is, merely that he has a 98 overall, and that he's pregnant.
Immediately eliminates Bob-O-Man.
Cobbombeville does not stand a chance against this demon.
The Gimp Daddy eliminated.
Cobbombeville kind of puts some work in right now, actually.
No, the top rope highly ill-advised.
Even flaunting right now, it gets reversed predictably so.
Oh, he's getting tossed out right here, boys.
Not a chance.
This is how he went out last time, too.
Although beating his record of five seconds is Coppa Field.
Reverses.
Reverses.
He's still alive.
I don't think I want to grapple this guy.
What the fuck was that?
With a combination into a drum kick!
Copperfield working on his PT.
Okay.
yep you missed there buddy over the top rope instantly eliminated this thing
this thing is a problem it's a no-guide
getting booed by the crowd no one knows what this thing is 75 overall just like
a weird monochrome man. Oh, he's trying his best though. Reverse DDT. Go on the top road.
got this brother take him out if you can eliminate this thing oh no waiting on
oh my god why'd you stop wait oh my god wait he's gonna take him out you gotta
get this thing out it was a mistake putting him in pick him up I don't know
why he's not starting anymore maybe it's the camera angle nope you're just not
Not stunned anymore.
Noobinatarra waddling over to the corner.
Reverse flash, everyone has this move for some reason.
Perfected by Copperfield.
Slow walking to the corner, this guy's out.
The strength of the Hell Realms sustains Gubinitaro, it's Brock Destroyer with two
arms for some reason.
With the default entrance music, the rumor has it that Brock Destroyer is actually two
humans in one.
I think if you pay close attention, he's actually got four eyes.
Four eyes.
I'm hearing someone from the crowd say this is a job or convention.
Oh, we all know very well that that chatter, we get obliterated by Gubernatorra to 1v1.
Maybe even frock destroyer.
Uh, who inexplicably has the word table on the back of his trousers.
Oop. Double- double team onto the actual threat.
Proctor Strayer exhausted.
Go over grapple winning.
Yeah.
Recovering.
Oop.
Endo- endo guy.
Unpleased.
Oh no.
It's not looking good for my monochrome man.
The- the-
No, we're gonna throw eliminating his third person in the same exact way
The two demons lock arms, it's a slaughtered ochre
He's looking like a finisher it is
We're sure it's like wait, how do you get up? Wait, what the hell?
What is this thing back from the first cash money big dollar bills royal are
Dora, Dora the Explorer.
Oh no.
Oh my.
They're teaming up on this guy.
They're going to try to eliminate his fourth creature.
has got to do something about this guy. What are you doing, man? Okay. Gobin'ataro showcasing
the instant transmission mid-match dubiously legal power of hell capable of
teleportation over throwing it back. Oh. Oh.
Take him out. Get him out of here. He's winded too. He can't resist. Go over the
turn caught on the top rope. Showcase in the new 2K physics engine. Could it be?
Is it actually Sands Undertale?
Sands Undertale immediately identifying the threat.
It turns out he's back out of door reversal.
Pinching the nerves of Sands here.
Those are ancient Chinese pressure points.
Choking the life out of his soul right now.
Perforado by Gubernatoro.
Picking up Dorop.
Dorop, seven feet tall!
Sans, 20 to KS, Gubernatoro for his fifth kill.
Gets reversed.
The knees get put up.
Oh.
Sans not content to stand by.
Gets laid out for...
Gets laid out for his effort.
Look at that, now look at, oh my, the double hit from Gubinitaro and the limb on the door.
I didn't even know that was possible.
You live number five from this creature, get to reverse.
Sands are only hope.
I think he's got his number, if I'm being honest.
Reverse.
Not good.
It's Pikachu
from the Kanto region, I think.
From the Kanto region,
it's Pikachu that is not just a man in yellow body paint.
Standing by as this fellow video game character is, uh, nearly eliminated.
Alright.
This...
Kibbitzara just does not stop.
Unstoppable...
is this guy.
Quick combo from Sans into the DDT.
Kibbitzara looking worse for wear.
They get too immediately getting taken to the ropes.
Bites his way out, surprising.
I'm going to go to the Thunder Shock, which is just an Irish whip, actually.
I'm going to go to the Thunder Shock.
There it is.
Countdown from Goon of Thara, dude.
Into the, uh, his signature move, the Running Hargirada.
Making sure you're looking fucked up.
He's out. That's number seven, I think.
Goobit-Turret teleporting again and getting countered for his effort.
However, seeing into other timelines right now...
He's already played this fight out countless times!
I don't think he's got it.
Oh!
Nope, you were sort of fighting his way out.
We got someone named Elmo coming in.
Oh, it's that Elmo. Alright.
No, ladies and gentlemen, that is only a burn victim, that is a grown Mr. X variant.
Hehehe.
Sold exclusively by the Umbrella Corporation.
Sans wants a piece.
I don't know if you do want a piece though.
Please kill Goobinitaro.
Sans doing the most pussy kicks I've ever seen in my life.
What was that sound?
Of course the ropes and sands super kicked over the edge by Goonitaro number eight.
Goonitaro finally taken out.
Oh no show boating.
Holy moly.
You think you're hot shit, man.
the goob take it out from the back to the horse hooves rumble for Genghis Furby
who is just a guy in pink and black good color combo for sure
under the kidneys elbow I don't think he even has any of those Genghis Furby
immediately eliminated my elbow
Genghis Furby walks so Elmo could run.
Could it be legendary YouTuber Fat Dad, I think?
I don't know, I found this guy randomly on the live store.
Elmo immediately being the shit out of Fat Dad.
Who is actually, despite appearances or rather the name, not Fat at all.
Actually very fit.
two-plex. Now, some might call Fat Dad a jobber, but I think he's gonna prove you
wrong tonight here at a WCW Nitro. Number one rated wrestling show, the 90s.
Reversal. Unfortunately, Fat Dad does have kidneys. Oh my god, what a reversal by
fat dead. He's winded though. Going for the thighs of Elmo here. Going on top for
some reason despite him being 80% across the ring. Never going to land that
elbow drop. Don't know why he went for it. Elmo literally flexing on him right now.
Oh no. Is that a torture rack? Oh my god, it's a modified torture rack. He's twisting
like a pretzel! Spies aren't meant to be bent that way. Oh my god, Elmo. He's very
excited to be here. Ladies and gentlemen, it's reversed by Fat Dad. Actually
impressive. That would have surely spelt his end.
Elmo up in his feet, but for how long? Reverse on the Irish whip. Picks him up,
breaks his back. He better hope whoever comes in at three seconds is gonna save
his ass because Elmo has had it up. Could it be?
legendary sorceress lady Freerun that
had immediately showcasing his ability
for domestic violence I think Freerun
Freerun is not if Freerun is going to
take that personally and end up I don't
think I think you fight the beast
Oh no.
Fearing watching.
What's a piece of Elmo?
Looks like a demon she might have killed.
Oh!
I don't...
I don't know where... Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know where she learned that kind of martial art.
Maybe Wusha.
Where wins me?
Oh!
Uh... Fat Dad
immediately focusing on Fearing again.
Fearing with the Dodge.
Runs away, off the ropes, misses.
Oh my, going for a drop kick!
Drop kicks right into the face!
Her firecrown of plus one, protecting her from the brain bleed.
Elmo's on a tear right now.
Oh my god, just throws him over the top rope, fair and for behind.
Another reverse Hirakurana.
Could it be?
The white woman's weakness in the ring now, immediately focusing on his target.
Or Loco.
Oh, oh.
Oh man.
Kriven wants a piece, predictably.
Uh, looking like...
Oh, countered.
Oh Freeran teleporting on top somehow! I don't know what the fuck that was!
Standing on the shoulders of Forloko!
Oh Freeran going up. Forloko standing back. Just kidding.
He wants a piece of that white lady right now.
The double team here, extremely unfair if you ask me.
My goat Freeran fighting for her life right now actually gets back in!
Double character.
Nice slam on the fore-loco. Gonna be slamming some of those in the bathroom
after the show. Well, Elmo taking her to the ropes again. Breaks out.
Boom! Right to the stomach! Full force!
Reverse Harkerana, I think that's the only move she can do. Oh my God.
Could it be?
The savior of Universe 7? Super Saiyan Goku?
immediately getting pedigreed by Elmo. Wait, they're both. Backbreaker.
Goku rolling to the ropes right now. What is happening between these two red men
here? Did not look deliberate, if you ask me. I'm a whipping for Loco into the corner.
Rayran getting whipped to the corner by Elmo. Goku standing up.
We're running at four loco. Hey, I heard you're pretty strong. Another reverse
hook around from here in this other four.
It's chaos in the ring right now. Goku, I don't know if that was a block or not. I
I think it was.
Coco with a reverse dragon punch.
Oh, going for the Hay Chala.
Right now, actually, it's just an arm twist.
Ow!
It stomps the ground.
Rarity just did something to Elba.
I'm not gonna show you what that was.
Coco getting stomped out by a...
6%
30 alcohol droid.
We're turning our attention to 4Loco.
Goku dodging nothing!
Oh my god, it's Elio De La La Park!
It's him!
We were taking the rest of the corner, elbow getting reversed by Goku.
Goku!
Never mind, that was it.
That was Goku eating shit.
What part now on top of 4Loco somehow?
Maybe watching from the back to see
Freerun's teleport technique.
Freerun tried to get him low out.
It's put on the ropes for her trouble.
Oh, super kicked through the edge by elbow.
Well, collides with Goku. Goku gets the upper hand with a dragon punch.
Oh, much like in the real world.
Latin and Goku are pretty tight.
Splitting the ring up right now.
Will Goku come to the aid of his Mexican brother?
Now he's gonna beat the fucking elbow offscreen, I guess.
You gotta save him, Goku.
Oh, no.
I'm a fighting back. Oh my god. The only thing that could take all four men in the
ring right now. Missed Gianna Michaels in the ring.
Immediately going for Fort Loco. Remember what we said earlier about freedom.
Splash on elbows actually stunned out.
You know, Michael's looking for a limb on 4Loco, he's gonna chug it.
How much time do you have Michael's beating the fuck out of 4Loco now?
Here we go, she's setting up for her move.
The gate.
Whatever that one of the claims.
Michael's getting the fuck beaten out of her.
Kip up. How is that possible? He's seven feet tall.
Goku and La Parka's son fighting hand-in-hand right now. Never mind. La Parka turning his back on Goku.
I think Jenna Michaels just throwed out. I don't know by who I missed. I think it was Goku actually.
It would have barely alliances dissolved.
Al-Heo De La Park.
Unfortunately for Al-Heo De La Park, a true legend of the Lujanor community about to
wrangle the ring, Al-Haggis Diablo retired Lujanor.
99 overall.
Flipping around like a madman.
Doesn't even matter if he hits anyone.
Bonnie splashed from four loco on L.
How does he have a loco in the top rope?
You never want to see him.
He's 600 pounds.
He literally killed this little twink.
Oh, on his shoulder.
This gives him a burst by a Leo.
He picks him up!
Oh my god!
God, Goku again!
Oh, HENGIS!
What is the-
99 overall!
Oh, no.
Face buster and a 4-local.
Fortunately, he is simply a sentient can of 4-local
and has no face to be busted.
I'm a little bit in the ring the longest.
Can't forget about Goku's Zenkai boost.
Hopefully it comes in handy shortly.
It's not looking good for him right now.
Oh, Goku fights his way back in.
Oh, he doesn't. Yes, he does. I lied.
Could it be? Oh wait, go go eliminate it.
Surprising! Akara Izumi! Some of you may know her. I don't.
Oh my god, super kick to poor logo. Elmo's still in the ring.
Hell, Haggis was our only hope to wear this guy down, I think.
Akara Izumi's merely letting it happen. Wait, wait, going for a face buster.
Whatever that is. Reverse Facebuster. Am I exhausted right now? Somehow counter that, I don't know how he did that.
Elmo toggling right now throws Hakari Hakara on the rope.
Oh no.
Snap suplex.
Elio running around like an idiot.
This is the weaker target.
Bozeline.
Elmo says no, I want a piece of you.
Interest on the ropes.
The car, get over here! Help me out! Never mind, I don't need help!
I'm 600 fucking pounds of some feet tall for some reason!
I don't know, looking tired. Has a head wound!
Winded. That's not gonna stop him from...
We're gonna get backflip.
Oh my god.
Summer Sunset Powerbomb, actually, I know what that's called.
And a returning legend from several years ago. I can't remember which edition of the game.
The motherfucking Glowrilla, dude.
Reversal on Elbow.
Glowrilla, I'm pretty confident I won a Royal Rebel in the past. I can't quite recall.
If he didn't, he got close.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is a gorilla. Not a human.
Therefore, no laws apply to this thing.
At all. Meaning he has a license to kill if he so pleases.
The car, the car in nearly limited save by the gorilla.
We're paying it in kind by punching him in the back of the head.
Whoever combination of the gorilla, you don't know what you're doing.
You don't know what evil you're unleashing right now.
Reversal.
Oh my God, Elmo.
You're out.
Yep, they both did it.
I don't even know how many people Elmo has eliminated at this point.
Meron on the Elmo, eviscerating him.
I think this is a submission.
Oh no.
Oh my God.
There it is, the move.
I don't know what move that was.
Elmo's really good at it though.
This is Elmo's world right now.
Reverse, lower all the back of his feet.
Double reversal, just kidding, it was a DDG.
Then comes Hudson and Miku!
There she is! Miku Miku beam!
Little Roll out of the ropes! Saved by Hudson and Miku!
Neon colors working in tandem!
Little Roll turns on Hudson and Miku just by her sitting here!
Him literally seconds ago! Power press!
Let's her drop to the ground!
Oh my god!
Elmo watching it happen!
It's closed line for the upper. I think this might be it for Elmo. Oh my god.
Always setting up again. Glowrilla has not had enough of Miss
Elmo. Elmo wounded it severely. It gets the last second reversal.
It's a stun for his effort. Don't walk away from him. You're gonna take him out.
Hatsune Miku getting a budget made in the cloth of the gorilla.
Elmo's standing there, wants a piece of the gorilla.
Hatsune Miku is shoved into the corner, bitch slap, face buster, or bulldog, where the hell
was?
Bitch slap on the gorilla, lower arrow reverses, punches from Hatsune Miku, bitch slap again,
Reverse DDT!
I think...
Loretta back to his feet in instant recovery.
Over the ropes.
This could be it.
Nevermind.
So I get back in slowly.
That's gonna be good.
Grab it in the air.
I'm about kicking the air.
And here it is.
The greatest downloadable character on the store right now.
Early access.
Your average WWE 2K26 fan.
Lotteryed his way into the Royal Rumble. Immediately going for his favorite
body pillow, Hatsune Miku. What can it be? Suplex?
Cosplex. Nice. Stomping Hatsune Miku.
Now, our, our lift-a-gurr!
Oh my gosh, it looks like a...
Force!
It's our sea, though.
As you can see, uh, early access, not a fan of IG.
Um, it would appear he's had a bit of a blowout, but it's not slowing him down at all.
LowRollin on early access now. Possibly attracted by the scent. Big boot to the face. Early access,
recovering the corner with some most extra tries he had in about 10 years. Reverse on to LowRollin.
Whatever you do, don't let him grab you. Oh, you don't want to be down there! What do you think it is?
Little note in fact about Early Access is actually the NWO.
That's right.
The really cool faction from the 90s with the famous dead guy, Hulk Hogan, famous racists,
Hulk Hogan.
Oh, and here he comes.
Everyone's favorite.
Jabber Jim.
30 overall.
Yep, and as predicted, early access immediately identifying the easy pickings.
It gets reversed though, but that would appear to be a low relays, but eliminated by elbow.
Almost still in.
What athleticism from early access right now.
Yeah, it takes Jabber Jim out.
What a guy.
That's one for early. Squaring up with Elmo. Normally Elmo would have the upper
hand but he's been fighting for his life for about 20 minutes.
Identifying the easy thread. That's an Amigo. Going for a combo here.
Going to the back of the head. Stomping the ground. Reverse. Chin kick. Early access.
Very weak shins.
Oh.
Early access saying, where my hug at?
Just kidding.
Ooh.
Whips her over the edge. Early access winded right now.
Might not be enough.
Pushing Elma to the ropes.
Is he the hope that we need to eliminate this horrible piece?
Oh no.
Earl.
It's Elmo's world or all you're just living in it. Look at like you've seen it goes
Pretty sure that's the current angle emote. Wait, is this? Is he going to the worm? No! He's doing the worm girl! Get up girl!
Oh he dodges it the last second. I'm a cutie pie in the ring. Michael Santana
90 overall higher rated than early access here. Go for a clothesline
Early access, and I'm acutely by in contention for the same number of shirts in his wardrobe.
I'm looking like a piece of meat between these two predators right now.
Whip to the corner.
They're all setting up.
Probably gonna lift them up.
I'm acutely by already winded.
after getting here seconds ago will he help eliminate the beast or will he
simply stand idle while his uh oh my god that's my ABC player that's an
opportunist right there going for the kill the last hit
Oh, on the ropes is Michael Santana just leisurely gets back in.
Oh.
No.
L.O. is a monster.
These two should be working together right now.
Earl on the ropes is all good, buddy.
Oh, I don't know what just happened to Michael Santana.
We're not confident he's faking it, never mind.
But he was, he was playing dead, like a possum.
In comes Finn, favorite and actual professional wrestler, Cody Raheem Rhodes.
Time to spate the mizlam, and of course, the ring.
Heavy clubs in the back of the head, Michael Santana. Michael Santana put his knees up.
Hell of a front flip on a Santana!
Oh no, how long are the rubs? Could this possibly be it?
The only one technical enough to actually eliminate this monster.
Earl getting his lights punched out.
There were a huge face buster.
Head buster, foot, stomp.
It's reversed into a...
Oh my god, what a power bomb on a Michael Santana there.
Early access, not look...
Early access is like a worst for wear right now.
He's talking though. Oh
That was a steep face
I know you couldn't tell because we actually inverted his ass so it wasn't touching him. We're gonna have to fix that in post
They get into Suplex City kind of
That's not you
Holy fuck!
Elmo's showing off now.
The sh-shitter roomie!
Here he comes, Dr. Eggman.
From the Green Hill Zone.
Fresh off a building, Chow Alcatraz, identifying the one that also looks like a Chow almost
immediately.
His evil schemes cut short by the Valley of Elvo, Earl barely avoiding elimination, Cody
Rahim blowing his little bit too early on Ramadan even.
That is Haram.
He eliminates Cody Raheem Rose with a quick dog!
Oh no!
What quick thinking!
And that's a testament to early access and his propensity for acting early.
Oh no.
Not damn. Not damn.
Eggman, do something.
Eggman, do something.
Oh, no.
Eggman, please.
Please.
I've got some bias here, I think.
Eggman, saving early access.
It would appear early as shit himself.
Eliminating ELMO, FINALLY!
That's the Eggman, I know.
Fresh up of the announcer table!
It's another professional wrestler, Gooner T!
Eggman does not give a fuck if he is unqualified, he is going in right now.
Look at that curly mustache.
The absolutely perfect proportions of his body actually.
Well done.
Whoa, blow on Tagooner T!
You know those balls were already tightly packed into those hot pants.
I don't know who he's wearing.
Early, come on, man.
Ooh, an extroversal staying alive.
Ooh, what agility.
Gooderty wants a piece.
It's like you obliterated my balls, now I want to obliterate you.
Eggman fighting to protect early.
And a gooder team, as thus turns his attention upon the evil genius!
Alright.
Yep.
Earl looking like he belongs there.
I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.
Backbreaker.
BOOM!
you
you
you
you
you
you
Another one.
Oh my god, and they're just slogging it out.
They're just slogging it out.
Who's gonna win?
The Grand High Witch.
Oh no.
Erl, Erl, Erl, Erl, get a grip.
It can't be, it can't happen like this.
She shouldn't even be able to lift you.
Come on.
Fight.
Fight?
He's fighting.
Ooh, when he gets back in, blaze her out.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
His foot's caught on the rope there.
No trip.
Oh my god.
He's just gonna...
Oh, I think he's gonna throw it out.
I think he's gonna go for it, boys.
I think he's gonna go for it.
This might be it.
Ooh, counter by the Grand High Witch.
I think he's gonna go for it. This might be it. Ooh, counter by the Grand High
Witch. The Witch of the Bog. For going for a piledriver. Oh my god, that was a tombstone, actually.
The cameraman's showing us something I never wanted to see. Into a spear.
I got her all hanging in there, apparently.
Oh no.
It's over.
The Grand Eye Witch!
It's over!
Some shade that she has, uh...
Special powers!
Evil Eldritch powers!
Some say it's from bathing in the blood of children!
Which is appropriate.
Given her, uh, her opponent.
There we go.
Fans have been calling her G-Lane versus Trump.
In order to find out the cash money big dollar bills Royal Rumble champion the two winners
must face off in a steel cage.
It's actually pretty evenly matched as well.
Uh, pin or submission?
How should we do it?
They have to climb out to win?
Pin?
I kinda like, when they have to like, climb out to win.
Default health will keep it on high we guys think let's do the scrap trap
All right, all right, let's see here
The first rumble winner Donald J. Trump number 549 I guess
Okay verses
Dark side fill
Where is she?
Oh, it was conchise
The Grand High Witch
All right, the only way you can win the cash money big dollar bill steel cage steel
scrap cage matches to climb out to escape
In Detroit, Michigan.
47 himself
There he is
They're gone
Thank you for your service, sir.
Hyperdon enters the ring.
Give me another salute, sir.
Yeah!
From the bogs of Transylvania,
The creature that has gorged upon nearly as much blood as the creature in the ring.
A being of pure unadulterated evil.
And without it, a sphincter that has been impacted by a tentpole.
A true vicious competitor.
And the only one in the ring with control over their bowels.
She comes for the...
I'm saying that I'm being told that the Grand High, which normally does not have quite so many wrinkles,
could have something to do with her supply of children's blood being cut off.
Nonetheless, would.
there she is evil incarnate said that anyone who even comes into physical contact with
with her is cursed for at least three generations.
Diverdon sweating.
The Grand High Witch, very familiar with being imprisoned.
Although this is a bit more uncomfortable than her normal confines.
Diverdon immediately setting in with a great combination.
Oh my god, stomps to the back of the head. I don't know if Leather was the correct choice, by the way.
Although, I don't think a suit was either.
Peppered on somehow missing that reverse over, so I would not have gone for that.
Heeled to the face of the Grand Witch. The only way you could win this match, of course,
being to escape the ring, or more accurately, the steel cage.
and I was going to the corner calling for the president to get to his feet oh
my god spear reversal Don he's got a few tricks up his sleeve oh man I'm being
told that's what the tempo looked like oh don immediately escaping jail
Oh my god, he might just do it. We might have to do a different kind of match
The great eye witch missing her grab
Get up there
Oh Don decide nice. He's more comfortable in here. He wants to stay in the ring a little bit
Okay big mistake actually
Fans are saying he might be a friend of heights boom bits slapped to the face
I meant to don for getting the location he was supposed to reach elbow drop to
the back of the spine there maybe the front of the spine depending on your
perspective face buster who and the witch taunting right now
well I don't know what this called now that this is called punch the chest though
Grand High Witch unwound in it right now.
Oh my god. Powerful kick from Dom.
Now the Grand High Witch a bit older than he's used to handling.
She is several centuries years old.
Several Irish whips. Nice punch to the gut there. Oh my god what a combo from
number 47. He's nearly winded himself. He needs to watch that stamina. Might get a
good stun on her.
Oh my. The Tree of Woe. Those ribs are gonna hurt in the morning.
Nice reversal I guess.
Alright, go for the airstrike again.
Nailing that children's school.
200 dead.
Ooh, reversal by the witch.
Seem congressional approval is a not not been approved for that particular
strike for an eye which put him in her place. Oh my god right to the co-hones. I
think the pamper will absorb most of that blow.
There's the ankle though. Swollen as it is. Oh my god. Those heels getting dangerously
close to the finkter of our first champion here. Nice combo by the dawn.
Oh, going for the air shrink again.
Alright, he doesn't need a Brubble.
Oh, he's going on top.
He might get out of here, actually.
Never mind.
Oh, no, he's going back up.
Oh, he's actually trying to get out of there.
Holy moly.
Ain't no one trying me for war crimes, he says.
He's up to the top already. The Grand High Witch has been winded.
Trying to worm his way out of the ring right now.
The Grand High Witch nearly reaching him now.
Goes for it, gets him, stops his retreat.
No, this will not be an indefinite war.
It will be as long as the both of them must have energy, she says.
Oh, man. That steel slag cage. Not kind to the flesh.
I went right where she wants them. Spears over. Oh, man. Will they heal to the back
of the neck? I don't think Donny's getting up from that one. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm
being honest I do not think you can get back up from that one
oh going to his feet might just be fast enough
Oh, watching, hardening the Grand High Witch.
Here we have it, the first cashed money, Big Dollar Bills Royal Rumble Champion, Ultimate
Champion.
At the President's request we have included several highlights of his very impressive
wrestling skills we're gonna skip over these ones not important I can't believe
it ladies and gentlemen I'm being informed that maybe we should increase
Gone's physical attributes! 75 seems a bit unfair! I mean, it's all that maybe 95 to 100 would be acceptable!
The Grand High-Witch, everybody.
Truly heinous.
Truly heinous.
Elma deserves a second chance?
This oh my god, so much. I think I'm finding
Elmo's a bitch man
You know these attributes in two weeks
This is remembered by webcams on um brother I put I put I put the thing over it
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