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03-12-2026 · 7h 29m

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[00:00:00] I'm sorry.

[00:00:29] sorry. What's up everybody? New microphone moment. No bass. Second

[00:00:49] You ready?

[00:01:13] Hi.

[00:01:14] Greetings.

[00:01:16] Sorry, I got some sperm in my throat.

[00:01:19] Hey, what's up guys?

[00:01:26] Hey.

[00:01:29] Hey.

[00:01:32] Hey, hey kitten.

[00:01:37] Hey kitten.

[00:01:41] the

[00:01:48] the

[00:01:53] the

[00:01:59] the

[00:02:09] What's up fellas? Not my mic volume. You guys can't hear me? Hello? It's just quiet.

[00:02:39] All right. Hang on.

[00:02:43] I'm going even further beyond.

[00:02:57] Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

[00:03:03] Hello?

[00:03:05] It's still quiet, so this thing comes with a preamp.

[00:03:31] They can be plus 18 dB or plus 28 dB.

[00:03:41] It's at plus 18 right now.

[00:03:51] Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

[00:03:53] Every 3d and db is doubled I just put I put a filter on in a OBS and I increased the bb by five

[00:04:11] By five a Rooney a

[00:04:23] Little bit more okay

[00:04:30] How about meow how about meow how about meow guys

[00:04:41] Music is still louder than you?

[00:04:49] Yeah, it is louder than me, isn't it?

[00:04:54] What if I lowered the music volume?

[00:05:11] Hello. Hello. Try with that OBS filter. Shut up, bitch.

[00:05:29] We're going even further beyond here, there.

[00:05:43] 12 dB.

[00:05:45] 12 dB.

[00:05:47] 12 dB.

[00:05:49] 12 dB.

[00:05:50] 12 dB.

[00:05:51] 12 dB.

[00:05:52] 12 dB.

[00:05:53] 12 dB.

[00:05:54] 12 dB.

[00:06:16] You got a bass boost to like three times more.

[00:06:21] So now yes, I have the three band equalizer. What does this sound like us? What's up guys?

[00:06:34] Hey, what's up?

[00:06:40] Um, so basically what you're looking at is an MS paint and the MS paint

[00:06:46] This is a drawing. I am drawing with my mouse. Mouse is a tool that you use. Navigate to Windows PCs.

[00:06:56] I sound like I'm in the apartment next door dude

[00:07:18] You need to hit third puberty.

[00:07:23] Excuse me, just kind of muffled, I mean I got this mic condom on it, maybe that would

[00:07:38] change things if I removed it.

[00:07:41] I kind of like it though.

[00:07:47] I kind of like it.

[00:08:00] Do not remove the pop filter you trog.

[00:08:03] I said I could.

[00:08:04] I didn't say it was going to!

[00:08:17] Arggh!

[00:08:20] Hey guys, welcome. Thank you for all of your super chats.

[00:08:25] It's ASMR time.

[00:08:34] Ice cream so good.

[00:08:38] Eat some earlicking and call me a good boy deep in the mic please.

[00:08:46] No interest in the left or dead slop that released today.

[00:08:57] Hmmmm, what's it called?

[00:08:59] It looks like a commando.

[00:09:05] Toxa commando?

[00:09:06] No, no, no, no.

[00:09:09] This ain't left for dead slop.

[00:09:11] This is just slop.

[00:09:15] Nice and bannosphere podcaster, Mike.

[00:09:18] Thank you.

[00:09:19] Thank you.

[00:09:20] Today we'll be grifting.

[00:09:25] the

[00:09:54] It feels like I enabled a compressor.

[00:10:02] I have a compressor filter on my microphone right now.

[00:10:13] So that's probably why it sounds like that.

[00:10:18] the compressor down. I'm not even sure how I would do that.

[00:10:26] Let me try yelling really loud to test it.

[00:10:39] I muted you. That wasn't the compressor. That was the limiter guys.

[00:10:48] I

[00:10:56] Still doesn't

[00:11:03] What about now

[00:11:18] That's weird. I disabled the compressor in the living room.

[00:11:29] Let's try it now.

[00:11:36] AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

[00:11:41] What the...

[00:11:43] Are they good?

[00:11:49] Hello?

[00:11:50] How we sounding, fellas?

[00:11:52] Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing.

[00:12:10] Hey, hey guys.

[00:12:15] Hey, what's up?

[00:12:20] We good? I turned the compressor off. And the limiter.

[00:12:36] Seven years of blizzard. This is what that looks like.

[00:12:40] I give my life, not for honor, but for you, Snake Eater.

[00:12:58] I'm not sure.

[00:13:09] Ha ha ha.

[00:13:17] New mic was still hasn't hooked up the new camera he's had for months.

[00:13:21] It's right there.

[00:13:23] I can see it.

[00:13:24] just not on dude I don't know how I don't know what position I need for this

[00:13:31] bitch as a mage player is very very evident that this player merely lacks

[00:13:38] the prowess that is required to play the the hero class of World of Warcraft

[00:13:42] classic

[00:13:47] there's a lot of your mic is a dick post hitting smug board right now just

[00:13:51] thought you should know.

[00:14:08] Now, most people got a paper.

[00:14:21] I'm currently speaking a sentence to all of you. This is my sentence. I am speaking it.

[00:14:37] Hello.

[00:14:39] Greetings.

[00:14:45] You

[00:14:53] Want the right to throw me off yeah, I got to be on the right cuz the HP shows up on left

[00:14:57] There's also some game that looks kind of neat one of my friends linked it

[00:15:05] It comes out tomorrow Tony makes herself it I'm still working on it

[00:15:11] Ashley makes herself

[00:15:15] where is the link hang on tasty lads so tasty tasty lads

[00:15:30] lucid blocks it's like a weird liminal space minecraft

[00:15:42] That should look tight.

[00:15:43] We playing that shit tomorrow, dude.

[00:15:48] It ain't outright meow.

[00:15:54] Unfortunately, I don't know where to put my mic, guys.

[00:15:59] I'm going to be honest.

[00:16:00] Maybe I'll put it below my mouth.

[00:16:04] Oh.

[00:16:08] In the ass.

[00:16:09] in your a nice

[00:16:14] will gain to just mention I forget the name already

[00:16:17] not going to lie

[00:16:21] Jason

[00:16:25] Rats

[00:16:29] Lucid blocks that's it that's it

[00:16:34] That's it. That's it.

[00:16:43] Yeah, come whenever you guys upload a picture of me in discord you make sure to edit out my hair

[00:16:54] What's up with that

[00:17:04] You literally look like that dude. I I'm not seeing it. I look like I have hair

[00:17:20] I'm just not seeing it

[00:17:22] I

[00:17:30] Radish mage takes first subbing when you're getting new hair to

[00:17:34] You know ever since I learned that I don't have to go to Turkey for it guys

[00:17:37] Just so that that's where poor people go

[00:17:44] Maybe dude

[00:17:47] Maybe brother

[00:17:49] The two pay would go crazy right now. I don't have the hair or hair replacement

[00:17:59] Splatter likes her so

[00:18:08] I ain't got the hair brother

[00:18:11] What you got for the dollar sign SP why tomorrow any big calls dude? I don't know what the fuck that is

[00:18:25] State Street SP DR

[00:18:30] Why did my music stop?

[00:18:41] the

[00:18:51] up

[00:18:58] I'm like a boss dude like a boss. Yes. Lonely island. I'm on a boat and yeah dude remember.

[00:19:18] Yes. Yes. You remember?

[00:19:28] Bouse.

[00:19:33] Hit the Bounty Board again on top of those gotcha slop games.

[00:19:38] Did me doing Bounty Board stuff is like

[00:19:43] Mark Zuckerberg walking into a McDonald's to eat lunch.

[00:19:48] I

[00:19:57] Do twitches like yeah, dude you want $20 to play this for three hours

[00:20:05] Dude fuck no and fuck you

[00:20:18] Dude, I, I, we're gonna, I were negotiating my Twitch contract semi-recent lane and I

[00:20:27] told him, I was like, listen, give me money and they were like, no, I was like, okay.

[00:20:35] I was like, all right, fair enough, fair enough.

[00:20:42] I said, I will, I will get that money from somewhere else and then cut you out of it.

[00:20:47] They were like, please do.

[00:20:49] I was like, all right, I get what you're picking up.

[00:20:52] Big man.

[00:21:00] So fuck no, I won't be using the bounty board.

[00:21:02] Hell no, dude.

[00:21:10] Fuck no.

[00:21:11] What I do it for $36 and a sweaty handshake, you know I would, you know, I would you played

[00:21:22] hard times three or just one.

[00:21:25] Every single M. Dickie is game is the same.

[00:21:28] So the first time I played wrestling empire, I played hard times one through three like

[00:21:35] simultaneously across all timelines.

[00:21:39] I've already played those games and I don't ever have to like actually

[00:21:44] purchase them to play them.

[00:21:49] Some more likes for seven and 20 footer.

[00:21:51] I'm not going to think from some bird shot.

[00:21:59] Thanks for something.

[00:21:59] You played all of poop killer.

[00:22:01] That's different.

[00:22:02] There was a story there.

[00:22:05] A very, very wonderful story.

[00:22:09] Dude, I got a, I got a TikTok, I got a TikTok of CM Punk being interviewed.

[00:22:17] Okay.

[00:22:18] I'm not a CM Punk fan.

[00:22:19] I've never, I've literally never seen this guy wrestle in a match ever, ever.

[00:22:24] Just way beyond my time.

[00:22:28] And he said, the interviewer asked him is like, Oh, you're big Friday, the 13th,

[00:22:34] the game fan.

[00:22:35] And he was like, yeah, I am.

[00:22:39] It was the greatest game ever made the same Friday the 13th that we were playing the multiplayer in and

[00:22:47] stalling people out for literally 30 minutes at a time for different people

[00:22:54] Torturing them torturing them evil dead sorry. Oh

[00:23:00] My god, did he say Friday the 13th? I

[00:23:03] Can't remember if it was evil dead or Friday the 13th

[00:23:06] Both those games suck anyway regardless. He said it was the greatest game ever made I

[00:23:12] Think I think it was actually the Friday the 13th

[00:23:16] And that's the one that takes place in like the

[00:23:22] That game was actually funny to watch I'm like a lot

[00:23:26] The summer camp yeah, and like if someone dies

[00:23:30] They can come back as the dude with the gun from the movie and it was like hype as fuck when he shows up

[00:23:35] Yeah, Tommy, dude.

[00:23:39] That show is awesome.

[00:23:45] Game, not bad, not bad.

[00:23:53] Search on YouTube, DSP, is this the guy clip you won't be disappointed?

[00:24:01] Guards, can you pull that up? Is there a guard listening?

[00:24:05] I don't even know if this is the right one I got.

[00:24:30] No kids watch DSP, but...

[00:24:37] AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[00:24:39] Alright, don't pull that one up.

[00:24:40] Don't...

[00:24:41] HAHAHAHA!

[00:24:42] Don't pull that one up!

[00:24:44] DO NOT!

[00:24:46] HAHAHAHA!

[00:24:49] Okay!

[00:24:50] HAHAHAHA!

[00:24:53] My favorite DSP factoid is that he is an EVO champion.

[00:24:58] Get mogged, haters.

[00:25:00] that's a good one.

[00:25:07] Third place still bronze.

[00:25:11] still bronze.

[00:25:14] The mic doesn't have to be like that close big guy it does.

[00:25:18] It does. It does need to be.

[00:25:20] Semi close.

[00:25:26] Well, I mean, I don't know how do we sound?

[00:25:28] Hang on.

[00:25:33] How we sound in fellas?

[00:25:36] How we freaking sounding, dude?

[00:25:40] Hello?

[00:25:47] Hey, guys, what's up?

[00:25:56] Not as deep but they can still hear you good. That's fine then. I'm not here to

[00:26:06] To discord kitten max, you know what I mean? I

[00:26:11] Think it was just time to move on for my $70 a USB microphone I've had for seven years, you know what I mean

[00:26:19] And that's that's okay. That's okay

[00:26:22] Hey, Gord of the North, which one do you have?

[00:26:27] I got the Manosphere mic, I got the Shure 720B or whatever.

[00:26:37] Today we'll be talking about the war in Iran.

[00:26:49] How many of you guys watch that?

[00:26:50] Lex Friedman, Jeff Kaplan, interview.

[00:26:59] Who the fuck is Lex Friedman?

[00:27:02] Who the fuck is Lex Friedman?

[00:27:04] Who is that?

[00:27:05] How was this guy at 500 different episodes of his podcast?

[00:27:15] Russian plant.

[00:27:16] Oh, dude, this motherfucker was literally like

[00:27:20] mid-asking Jeff Kaplan a question from the Overwatch team and you're like hold

[00:27:26] on let me ask perplexity perplexity being an AI chatbot like he like he was

[00:27:36] like tell me tell me about tell me about World of Warcraft tell me about World

[00:27:42] of Warcraft but hold on let me talk to a perfection person let me type it in

[00:27:47] here. World of Warcraft is a massive multiplayer online video game in which you level up in

[00:27:52] nuclear. This guy was reading the AI synopsis dude. And he did it like four times. I watched

[00:27:59] for an hour man. Four times man. I didn't do. I get listen to Jeff Kaplan talk literally

[00:28:12] indefinitely. Okay. But that that the interjections from this guy were so weak, man. It was so weak.

[00:28:29] Not the worst podcaster I've ever seen. I will admit, but

[00:28:36] the dude brought nothing in the conversation. And that might not be his fault. He might literally

[00:28:41] just not know enough about what the guy was about, you know what I mean?

[00:28:47] But at that point, why interview? I don't know.

[00:28:56] He did a similar podcast with Todd Howard a few years ago.

[00:29:00] Well, Todd Howard's a clown.

[00:29:02] OK, Jeff Kaplan is a representation of gamers.

[00:29:06] OK.

[00:29:11] The Todd Howard's a Corpo shill He's no David Cage. True. You're talking about

[00:29:22] the Jesus Christ of video game development. The back to back to back to back to back champion.

[00:29:28] The indigo prophecy pioneer.

[00:29:40] You see what Jeff said about the inception of Overwatch?

[00:29:43] No.

[00:29:44] I got like an hour and a half or hour, 45 minutes in.

[00:29:48] I will say that's probably the least interesting part to me.

[00:29:58] Um, it was more interesting here about like

[00:30:04] the early stages of like World of Warcraft development,

[00:30:08] you know, his time on EverQuest, shit like that.

[00:30:10] That shit's way more interesting than like, oh, so basically, dude, okay.

[00:30:16] This motherfucker was name dropping like crazy.

[00:30:20] He was like, okay, so we got like Allen Williamson, Johnson.

[00:30:23] uh

[00:30:26] From uh from team two and we have we had jiffy uh bishop from team three and we'd like

[00:30:32] dude

[00:30:37] I every interview i've ever seen with any blizzard employee dude these guys name drop like they are doing

[00:30:43] Hidden leaf village jutsus dude

[00:30:46] Like instead of the hand gestures they're doing the incantation with their mouth bro

[00:30:53] It's crazy.

[00:30:58] New mic sounds the same.

[00:30:59] Good, good.

[00:31:03] Make billions of dollars or we will fire everyone and it'll be your fault.

[00:31:08] Oh, yeah.

[00:31:08] No, I saw that.

[00:31:09] I saw that clip.

[00:31:14] Is anyone surprised by that?

[00:31:16] I don't think anyone is.

[00:31:17] I need your opinion on the insert person here.

[00:31:19] Burnt peanut clone, 1.5 inch penis pic situation.

[00:31:23] I'm not sure what's going on with that guy, but I'm not sure what's going on with him.

[00:31:34] They had the legend Mark Kern running breast milk quota out, that motherfucker.

[00:31:40] He was a genius.

[00:31:42] He was a genius.

[00:31:43] He was the best in his field.

[00:31:48] The best in his field.

[00:31:50] guy we didn't have any implements for the breast bulk but this month this crazy

[00:31:57] mofo brought in a turkey baster so we can steal it in increments from the

[00:32:02] bottle dude and then we would all go into the break room and then giggle like

[00:32:08] he

[00:32:19] Hmm

[00:32:24] Like higher sound just blurs out if you go away more than two centimeters

[00:32:28] I don't know what the fuck you just said to me

[00:32:32] What is what is sound blurring out explain?

[00:32:35] okay

[00:32:37] I'm gonna I'm gonna need constructive criticism. He's right. Hey, can you hear this you stupid bitch?

[00:32:47] Fuck you

[00:33:07] Look at mad stupid today, bro. Thanks

[00:33:13] Thanks

[00:33:18] Fart and Mike no

[00:33:26] Ever a decade of experience of people get new mics I've never seen go down. Well, uh

[00:33:34] Hey, it is the tweaking process

[00:33:37] I

[00:33:44] Meow meow

[00:34:07] You play the good version of the song the quambles verse

[00:34:20] Berserker gots you. Thanks for seven sniff Mike

[00:34:30] Wait, yes, you're love

[00:34:37] Yeah, no

[00:34:51] I hope you got more pop filters that will get in crust with spit and be stinky.

[00:35:00] That's what I want.

[00:35:07] This fucking stupid ass smug board post, man.

[00:35:24] You think you're funny?

[00:35:26] Okay.

[00:35:52] Jesus!

[00:35:53] And Brello, thanks for sub-up!

[00:36:22] What the is this not Sylvester Salon?

[00:36:44] Is this like his brother or some shit?

[00:36:50] It's his brother?

[00:36:51] Okay, yeah, they look at almost exactly alike. So I was wondering

[00:37:04] Wait kind of a kind of a banger dude

[00:37:06] Oh, this picture does not showcase how similar they look like the album cover I'm looking

[00:37:20] right now. He's straight up. It looks like Sylvester Salot.

[00:37:40] Hi, Moon Moon. Hello, Femboy Top.

[00:37:45] AJAX 6-per-7.

[00:37:50] your face blind. No, this picture right here. Sylvester Stallone. No. The eyes. Yeah, dude.

[00:38:16] sliced alone got messed up when he was born and a yank on his head with four

[00:38:21] steps to get him out and a fucked up his face

[00:38:31] yeah they used to do that

[00:38:32] me personally is four steps to improve my chances of treating a deep wound in

[00:38:36] project zomboid

[00:38:46] You gotta stretch out, dude.

[00:39:16] Look up the party at kitty and studs. No.

[00:39:30] Back down.

[00:39:33] This song on repeat for the 1v20.

[00:39:58] No I won't.

[00:40:00] You are in version 1.04 dude, thank you 2k.

[00:40:15] I don't wanna go to the island.

[00:40:19] Kirk check? Alright let's Kirk check.

[00:40:29] Kirk check Kirk check.

[00:40:30] I see Donald Trump has been removed from the most downloaded page.

[00:40:44] Crazy.

[00:40:45] First we gotta check our character.

[00:40:49] Oops.

[00:41:19] I

[00:41:40] Search for Wesker

[00:41:45] Okay

[00:41:49] I

[00:41:54] Don't think Lou boo's in their fellows

[00:42:07] Pretty good pretty good

[00:42:11] Little boo boo

[00:42:19] Try moon moon the streamer

[00:42:28] Guys, I'm not gonna be here dude. I'm such a fucking loser

[00:42:43] It's just not fair

[00:42:49] you guys ready play online pussy I think I wouldn't be bad on this because I have

[00:43:01] bullshit this year's I've actually been trained change the submission game to the

[00:43:08] What is it online?

[00:43:38] Permission to use my Prime sub?

[00:43:45] Right there.

[00:43:47] Shut up dude.

[00:44:24] dude I don't like fighting against this guy because he does the low blow and it's

[00:44:30] bullshit

[00:44:33] G.S. Levite, the thieves of it.

[00:44:52] No commentators.

[00:44:53] It's probably...

[00:44:54] Should I...

[00:44:55] Should I turn them back on?

[00:45:00] but I'm doing so well right now. I'm about to stun him, dude.

[00:45:11] I

[00:45:21] Need each of them

[00:45:26] Guys there's some music in this game

[00:45:28] All right, we'll give it a quick little restart there, fellas, with a quick little restart.

[00:45:49] Is it grumble if you ever do this like your book or tea?

[00:45:52] That looks like he's doing an elbow drop.

[00:45:55] That elbow drop was fantastic.

[00:46:02] Are there cage matches?

[00:46:04] Of course.

[00:46:09] Of course.

[00:46:20] Never set my new camera. Yeah, it's on right now. What do you think?

[00:46:29] Hey, that's our leader. It's gonna be a different guy. Let's

[00:46:43] And here's this godless first opponent dead set up playing spoiler tonight

[00:46:49] I actually have no idea who this is.

[00:47:06] Oh, it's the Joker, dude.

[00:47:16] With so much talk about being the best in the world, a lot of locker rooms watching this match tonight, waiting to see if someone's going to put their money where their mouth is, or be shut up for good.

[00:47:37] And just by this first opponent's demeanor, you can tell they don't want to waste any time.

[00:47:44] They want a quick and embarrassing victory.

[00:47:50] Alright, bitch. Get your ass over here.

[00:47:59] Shea and Puck has always been a man of pride, a man with something to prove,

[00:48:02] but this is a huge risk he's taking entering this gauntlet.

[00:48:07] But when he wins here, there will be nothing left to prove to anyone.

[00:48:11] He will absolutely be known the world over as the best in the world.

[00:48:16] And if he wins here, and if he doesn't,

[00:48:20] Punk's replica might as well be equal.

[00:48:23] Oh, do I have to think of something?

[00:48:24] Each win is big for him here,

[00:48:26] but wall loss brings this whole thing to a screeching halt.

[00:48:32] Oh, that gets reversed on CM Punk.

[00:48:35] Oh my god

[00:48:42] Both driving the elbow

[00:48:58] Sam punk playing to the crowd now

[00:49:00] I'm going to be alone.

[00:49:05] I'm going to be alone.

[00:49:08] All I ever asked, neck breaker after the float over.

[00:49:12] That was pretty.

[00:49:13] Point of the elbow nailed it.

[00:49:19] And the feet won't be happening good night if he allows more offense like that.

[00:49:23] Yeah, and this is the hostility punk wanted to bring.

[00:49:26] that's straightened up barricade

[00:49:33] you fucking counter me dude

[00:49:36] now can capitalize

[00:49:46] all he is now right back to the float over

[00:49:50] The camera man. Dude!

[00:50:06] Had to do it.

[00:50:20] it back in now do not do the fucking push-ups man

[00:50:32] to you I'm out man

[00:50:36] So yeah, just kidding.

[00:51:06] time yeah because in this situation you never know who or what you'll be facing next

[00:51:15] he did hear himself out

[00:51:18] picture perfect precarious place to have a brawl the entrance stage is not a

[00:51:25] forgiving service to land on he will backstage I'll think so

[00:51:32] D-D-Tank!

[00:51:36] Big elbow!

[00:51:37] Taking this fight to such a dangerous area, there's potential danger everywhere you turn.

[00:51:42] And Sam Punks maintaining the advantage now.

[00:51:44] Fiend is getting the window shot at every opportunity.

[00:51:51] I'll just have a picture of this British guy commentating, by the way.

[00:51:54] Not what I expected. Not what I expected.

[00:52:02] And Punk is looking to the crowd for some support.

[00:52:10] PDT plants them.

[00:52:12] Geez, the Fiend is really playing it now.

[00:52:21] But into the corner, what could be next?

[00:52:26] How much of People's elbow, but from the third bottle.

[00:52:32] the

[00:52:38] the

[00:52:46] Oh

[00:53:01] Just scrubbing the face on the canvas

[00:53:16] He saw that coming. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[00:53:18] And just like that, avoiding your fire disaster.

[00:53:26] Bam.

[00:53:27] You burst that bitch.

[00:53:29] I don't think you can.

[00:53:31] So hard to defend yourself when you're flat on your back.

[00:53:36] Makes it incredibly difficult to walk.

[00:53:39] Are we about to end this? The end for the Fiend?

[00:53:42] of the

[00:53:55] tour did

[00:53:57] the

[00:53:59] other

[00:54:01] other

[00:54:03] taking flight these have had that telegraph but can it be capitalized on

[00:54:10] all fires that way to the drops

[00:54:16] so wicked kick shoulders down

[00:54:24] okay

[00:54:33] Rodney Orton's looking to take care of business in the gold planks.

[00:54:48] I never scared.

[00:54:53] All in this.

[00:54:54] Floor over the neckbreaker.

[00:54:56] Hicks are perfect.

[00:54:58] Every superstar in this gold match is highly capable in their own right.

[00:55:02] But you can only be one understand tall at the end of the night.

[00:55:05] And to be that one after starting at position number one, that's a lofty goal.

[00:55:10] It's definitely possible, but just know that this is going to be a long night.

[00:55:14] Shake to the back.

[00:55:15] Can Orton with Stan this attack smothering offense from Punk here.

[00:55:20] Punk sidesteps out of that.

[00:55:23] Let me alone.

[00:55:25] Guess I'm afraid they're in Morrissey for something every birthday.

[00:55:27] A birthday.

[00:55:28] and punk really ready for a fight in

[00:55:35] the punch

[00:55:40] CM Punk stopped that in its tracks

[00:55:44] neck break after the flow over

[00:55:47] that was pretty

[00:55:49] just melting the back with those laces

[00:55:52] We love truce

[00:56:03] He's a reversal and he throws the opposition back into the ring

[00:56:12] Kick lands the methodical style of Orton got a bit stalled there

[00:56:16] You could almost feel the intensity coming from Punk on that attack.

[00:56:21] By the looks of that exchange, Randy may have just found an area in which he needs to improve.

[00:56:26] Taking flight!

[00:56:28] Check that.

[00:56:30] You like that, big man?

[00:56:35] Stroke with a cough kick!

[00:56:37] And Sam Punk is leaving no breathing room here.

[00:56:40] Gordon's being checked and checked.

[00:56:42] The humming blow!

[00:56:44] Oh, that's a hard kick.

[00:56:46] How many do I have to beat in a row? Oh, just 20.

[00:57:07] Goodbye, man. Goodbye, Mary.

[00:57:16] jumping net breaker out orton clearly rocked by a precise attack there the

[00:57:22] vibrant bad shape here punk is determined right now

[00:57:31] gets looked into position

[00:57:35] You know we can't leave you know we can't

[00:57:40] Holy shit

[00:57:43] Absolutely back into the right

[00:57:49] Pop never saw that coming Randy isn't taking this lying down anymore Randy weathered the storm

[00:57:55] I want to clear a story. What's up? What the?

[00:58:04] That's a good one.

[00:58:06] Thank you, Jordan.

[00:58:07] That was nasty.

[00:58:09] And oh, yeah, he's definitely bleeding now.

[00:58:15] Why did he stop?

[00:58:20] I don't think so, buddy.

[00:58:21] He wants to elude that attack.

[00:58:23] What?

[00:58:23] The neckbreaker.

[00:58:24] Picture perfect.

[00:58:26] Kicked directly to the back.

[00:58:29] And Horton hit with another powerful shot there.

[00:58:32] There's certainly a less than ideal situation for Randy evades the attack and not a moment too soon

[00:58:41] Superstar showing

[00:58:54] And here we go

[00:58:56] It's locked in and here we go. Just slipped underneath and just like that he's out of the hole

[00:59:07] Oh

[00:59:13] The bucket takes so bitch

[00:59:15] Boom!

[00:59:17] GTS!

[00:59:19] That could end the Viper's night!

[00:59:21] Two-count!

[00:59:23] That works, maybe a night for Randy Ortony in this gauntlet.

[00:59:27] Her max health still looking pretty good.

[00:59:30] Out comes Brock Lesnar, ready for this gauntlet match!

[00:59:34] As long as it's not AJ Styles, dude, I don't give a fuck.

[00:59:48] That could be literally anyone.

[00:59:50] Beautiful!

[00:59:51] Knackbreaker!

[00:59:52] Picture perfect!

[00:59:53] Oh my god, and a spy!

[00:59:54] That'll make your legs go numb.

[00:59:55] A neck breaker.

[00:59:56] Picture perfect.

[00:59:58] Oh my god, and a spy.

[01:00:00] That'll make your legs go numb.

[01:00:02] Using the shell point of the elbow.

[01:00:09] Picked up and being carried around now.

[01:00:11] Oh my lord, a fog landing on the floor.

[01:00:14] I don't care.

[01:00:15] And boom!

[01:00:17] That's a good old eye-daring leap from the top.

[01:00:20] And it paid off for the moment.

[01:00:22] Now it's time to capitalize.

[01:00:25] And he slides him back to the mat.

[01:00:38] Jumping net breaker.

[01:00:39] Ouch.

[01:00:40] Overwhelming offense now from Punk.

[01:00:41] But I must give credit.

[01:00:43] Catching Brawler this is an incredible challenge.

[01:00:46] Brawler getting out of harm's way.

[01:00:52] Visterman suplex.

[01:00:53] He took the watch to that impact.

[01:00:55] Yeah, watching CM Punk aggressively work the opposition.

[01:01:00] Spain kicked the gut.

[01:01:02] Oh, my gosh, what impact.

[01:01:08] Oh.

[01:01:09] If he does not stop protecting his head better,

[01:01:12] it may become the main focus in this match.

[01:01:17] Thread out of right side and back to the mat.

[01:01:51] Can he carry it around now?

[01:01:53] Um...

[01:01:55] Crossing the rim fight.

[01:01:57] There it is. He can end here.

[01:01:59] Stop, stick out before it, too.

[01:02:01] He's nowhere near ready to stop fighting yet.

[01:02:07] Peeling their opponent off of the ground, hooking the leg.

[01:02:10] Fisherman Buster.

[01:02:12] Why not get a chance to counter?

[01:02:14] He's zoning in. That's something big in store.

[01:02:21] I'm doing a man.

[01:02:28] Blast off!

[01:02:31] Big Ammo drop!

[01:02:34] Look at him storming back up!

[01:02:39] Might have double vision!

[01:02:44] vision

[01:02:52] His opponent with a German suplex

[01:02:58] He's got a way group to catch his winged a little bit

[01:03:04] Punk wants more from his opponent

[01:03:07] He's beating the shit out of you OG. I'm just letting him dude.

[01:03:17] I'm letting him do it.

[01:03:30] maybe max takes for seven

[01:03:34] oh no

[01:03:36] flipping the script, it's like Joel Breaker

[01:03:44] uh-oh, strong counter from punk

[01:03:47] calf kick on the money

[01:03:50] punk never saw that coming

[01:03:53] brother

[01:03:56] Lesnar in the mount position just teeing off on his opponent my god, what a striking display

[01:04:07] So stop it

[01:04:16] Wards that

[01:04:18] response. Spin kick to the midsection. This is a situation you want to avoid.

[01:04:30] Oh jeez, falling hard to the outside. See a pump from the top rope. You gotta be kidding me.

[01:04:38] What a crushing impact on the outside. Kings do not try that. A pump now lifting his opponent up.

[01:04:47] A back guard to sleep!

[01:04:49] It's all it takes for the taking.

[01:04:52] Okay, not so tough down!

[01:04:54] Here from Punk.

[01:04:59] Okay, he should really focus on the match now.

[01:05:02] We get the point.

[01:05:07] And after all we've seen thus far,

[01:05:09] these men are still not finished!

[01:05:12] Clearly a fire burning inside these competitors

[01:05:16] that simply will not allow them to quit

[01:05:23] I'm blocking Dolan and now into the short plumb

[01:05:26] he may get the three count right here

[01:05:28] this is it

[01:05:31] and a fire kick

[01:05:34] he's counting slow because I beat the fuck up

[01:05:37] or it might be lunacy but he's refusing to stay down here

[01:05:42] oh my god

[01:05:51] uses an elbow to disrupt that attack

[01:05:55] Lesnar is overwhelmed, Lesnar is overwhelmed

[01:05:57] yeah punks are wearing down Lesnar with intense precision here

[01:06:01] DT

[01:06:04] cover

[01:06:06] Kill! Fight down at two!

[01:06:08] Not an easy escape, but staying alive for the moment here!

[01:06:20] Oh, we need to get back up.

[01:06:27] Oh, the beast kicked down at two! How is he still in this match?

[01:06:31] By the skin of his teeth.

[01:06:33] He talked to me.

[01:06:38] Cut punch.

[01:06:41] Now, brutal knee strike.

[01:06:50] Oh, look at this. Just cracking the head. That's gonna hurt.

[01:06:56] We can't let him get started on us.

[01:06:58] Boom.

[01:06:59] I can't believe I'm going to get a shot at him.

[01:07:09] I can't believe I'm going to get a shot at him.

[01:07:20] And it's the end of the world and he has no longer a part of this Scotland.

[01:07:29] Why did I take damage when that happened?

[01:07:31] That was weird.

[01:07:33] AJ Styles is ready so long that you're not ready to come out here and do this.

[01:07:40] Oh no.

[01:07:44] I do not want to.

[01:07:48] It's a touch and forth, working over time.

[01:07:51] He's hurt himself.

[01:07:54] All in this.

[01:07:55] Nick Brayker out in the float over.

[01:07:57] That was pretty.

[01:07:59] Oh, no.

[01:07:59] We've seen a lot of competitors so far,

[01:08:01] but there are plenty more to go.

[01:08:03] I can't imagine what you must be feeling

[01:08:04] at this point in the gauntlet.

[01:08:06] You're aching.

[01:08:07] You're fighting through the pain,

[01:08:09] and you've still got a good amount of humping you.

[01:08:13] Implanted by the DDT.

[01:08:17] Into the pentatops.

[01:08:18] Just a pure reaction of instinct there.

[01:08:27] Stuck with a stiff backhand. What's he gonna take to end it? It might be this.

[01:08:33] GTS connects. AJ won't come back from that.

[01:08:39] Two counts. We kicked out a two. The resolve of AJ Styles.

[01:08:43] I can't say any more. It just leaves me speechless.

[01:08:46] And punk might have just smoked for the fences, but it wasn't good enough.

[01:08:52] He answers right back.

[01:08:55] See ya.

[01:08:57] Got a blast.

[01:09:04] Goodbye.

[01:09:07] See ya and punk rallying the crowd behind him.

[01:09:10] Oh, he did.

[01:09:15] Uh-oh, uh-oh.

[01:09:16] Getting out of home's way.

[01:09:20] The puck wasting no motion on the counter.

[01:09:23] Styles been wazing on that.

[01:09:27] Forks the middle by 20, and Elton in the next section.

[01:09:30] Well, man, it was really on puckside.

[01:09:32] Punk is proving hard to deal with.

[01:09:40] That's it. What does that guy say?

[01:09:50] Do a move.

[01:09:58] Take him to the cleaners.

[01:10:10] And that will halt their Styles in this juncture.

[01:10:16] Here we go again.

[01:10:17] He made his point.

[01:10:19] Conjugate on the match instead of everything outside of it.

[01:10:28] Styles reminding his opponent just who they're in the ring with.

[01:10:31] And they just busted out.

[01:10:32] I ain't in the ring with no one, bitch.

[01:10:34] Styles has no control here.

[01:10:36] AJ has to wake up and get going in a hurry.

[01:10:40] Letting it completely happen here.

[01:10:45] Get over the GTS!

[01:10:47] Now see how punk needs to end this.

[01:10:50] Sure do, buddy.

[01:10:51] Ain't stunt.

[01:10:52] And he gets set back into the ring.

[01:11:02] God, he's in these styles.

[01:11:04] He's got a woman in from the gauntlet.

[01:11:05] And now we've got JBL stepping up in this goblin match.

[01:11:16] Newster family, just a little bit.

[01:11:23] Oh my god.

[01:11:24] We're going to watch out for the bullshit clothesline from Hell, okay fellas?

[01:11:29] Oh, there he is.

[01:11:30] Nick Frank wrapped in a float over.

[01:11:32] That was pretty.

[01:11:33] And Sam Punk's maintaining the advantage now.

[01:11:35] Punk is deternin' right now.

[01:11:38] Oh, my boot to the spine right there.

[01:11:47] Chalkblock went that way.

[01:11:49] He's able to break through with an attack of his own.

[01:11:51] Could be just what JBL needed to battle back in this one.

[01:11:54] He turns it around on JBL.

[01:11:59] He's serious damage to the army and inflicted here.

[01:12:10] Carrying in the jeopardizing position here, going over that top all the way to the floor.

[01:12:19] Top run!

[01:12:20] God, look, we got him.

[01:12:21] Wiping out the competition, but also possibly yourself.

[01:12:26] Bradshaw struggling enough to take out JBL kill him

[01:12:42] I thought it was...

[01:12:44] Where did he reverse me?

[01:12:58] Smoked.

[01:13:12] Come on, this is a ring!

[01:13:24] No, he's dead!

[01:13:28] Oh, anyways.

[01:13:30] 12 over Neckbreaker!

[01:13:31] Picture perfect!

[01:13:33] Broke strike, avail!

[01:13:34] This was football, dude!

[01:13:36] We'd still be in the first half, and no one further wins a match in the first half.

[01:13:41] Well, this isn't football, but your point still stands.

[01:13:45] This whole gauntlet is still far from being over.

[01:13:48] Clearly, help was at the moment.

[01:13:50] Boom, 7.7, Kareem, and take it outside now.

[01:14:00] Bring it on, buddy.

[01:14:02] You got what it takes, fella?

[01:14:06] You don't got what it takes.

[01:14:08] Place him in the corner here.

[01:14:11] It's an almost vital old news. Get your words off. What a counter!

[01:14:19] He snaps and whacks. He's not a fascinist.

[01:14:27] Stamina looking real low though.

[01:14:34] And Punk is looking to the crowd for some support.

[01:14:41] Oh, look at this.

[01:14:45] Neck break, wrapping the float over.

[01:14:47] That was pretty.

[01:14:49] Ooh, this is kicking the spine.

[01:14:51] And that attack could have triple H,

[01:14:53] questioning whether he can still hang.

[01:14:55] Yeah, and punk had him well measured.

[01:14:59] Not a good spot to be in.

[01:15:03] Oh, nice first off the apron.

[01:15:05] You are guaranteed to hit a steel beam up in the apron,

[01:15:08] on the apron and they definitely just felt all right.

[01:15:21] Oh, and he manages to reverse.

[01:15:23] He's finally able to get the reins on this one.

[01:15:25] Looks like he shook the cobwebs and he's turning it around.

[01:15:28] Oh, no. Oh, no.

[01:15:30] And he throws the opposition back into the ring.

[01:15:33] Get up, bro.

[01:15:35] And the time misses big time.

[01:15:40] It is time to capitalize.

[01:15:43] Never-breaker.

[01:15:44] Well, Manum is really on Punkside.

[01:15:46] Punks is determined right now.

[01:15:48] Measure kicked to the vertebrae.

[01:15:55] Spinning kick to the...

[01:15:57] Boom snaps the leg across the head.

[01:15:59] He's definitely been worn down a little.

[01:16:05] Oh, damaging the arm.

[01:16:10] So focused on just pummeling the leg there.

[01:16:13] Being hobbled like that, something to keep an eye on.

[01:16:17] This move almost never gets countered by the way.

[01:16:26] The first one from the game.

[01:16:28] It's over buddy.

[01:16:38] It's over, buddy.

[01:17:08] Really looking to drop the hammer now as he senses in the Alicone device.

[01:17:14] This might be for some reason he just broke his own submission hole.

[01:17:17] I couldn't do it.

[01:17:23] Thank you, Alicone.

[01:17:24] So, Plex, is it up?

[01:17:26] The cover!

[01:17:28] And it's the end of the line for Trombone.

[01:17:31] No longer a part of this gauntlet.

[01:17:33] And here comes John Cena, ready to take this corporate match by storm.

[01:17:43] Stole.

[01:17:59] All they missed.

[01:18:01] That cracker after the float over.

[01:18:03] That was brilliant.

[01:18:04] And see how Punk is in control.

[01:18:05] Punk is proving hard to deal with.

[01:18:08] That'll kick your chest in.

[01:18:10] Well, you may be John Cena, but you need to beat Browns on a certain level.

[01:18:20] Actually, no regard for your opponent's safety

[01:18:22] when you toss them to the outside like that.

[01:18:24] Yeah.

[01:18:25] Yeah.

[01:18:33] Yeah.

[01:18:34] Getting carried to a vulnerable position here.

[01:18:36] The flight can get very dangerous on a great side now.

[01:18:39] Yeah.

[01:18:45] OK.

[01:18:45] He should really focus on the match now.

[01:18:47] We get the point.

[01:18:50] Oh, I can't.

[01:18:55] And Sheen is starting to falter here.

[01:18:58] You've got to wonder what this does to Jonesy.

[01:19:01] This confidence.

[01:19:05] Spain kicked him a gut.

[01:19:07] The Sheen is starting to wear off of him a bit now.

[01:19:09] Yeah, this is the hostility pump we wanted to play.

[01:19:11] From the rain all the way to the floor.

[01:19:14] He is sent out by yesterday's trash.

[01:19:16] She's going to show you the level of animosity here tonight.

[01:19:19] here tonight

[01:19:21] nearly lost in a moment

[01:19:23] he better snap out of it

[01:19:25] yeah, you better run, bitch

[01:19:33] ouch

[01:19:34] and puck is really putting the pressure on

[01:19:36] a series of disabling maneuvers from punk

[01:19:40] this has been a display of the highest caliber

[01:19:45] just listen to this crowd

[01:19:47] I can't hear myself think.

[01:19:49] Opportunity now for Punks to capture some momentum.

[01:19:51] Time now for C.F. Bum to get his energy up

[01:19:54] and claw back into the far field.

[01:19:56] Oh, God.

[01:19:57] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[01:20:06] Setting up for something here.

[01:20:08] Oh, look at me.

[01:20:11] Oh, right to the throat.

[01:20:17] That's right buddy, the cameras might just smash in their face.

[01:20:27] A DDT drives that head into the ground.

[01:20:35] Good stun goes out so fast behind that.

[01:20:38] He's been kicked in the midsection and Paul gets countered there.

[01:20:52] Reversals, reversals, and more reversals.

[01:20:55] That was pretty great for the float over.

[01:20:58] That was pretty.

[01:21:00] Got a punch deep into the face, fall on Byron Cove's line, head into the top now.

[01:21:12] And Cove got about to take flight, elbow dropped to the heart, cover, two, no it didn't get it.

[01:21:24] That sucked all the air out of this place.

[01:21:26] It looked like a done deal

[01:21:37] Surely not

[01:21:43] Somehow he's managed to get that shoulder up in the nick of time

[01:21:56] No, he gets the shoulder up.

[01:21:58] This has been a hard fought match.

[01:22:01] The Coles are only gonna get closer.

[01:22:09] Fisherman's suplex, cover.

[01:22:13] Two, forces the shoulder up after two.

[01:22:16] Kicking out of that one with everything he's got.

[01:22:21] Oh, I'm wanting to make kick in the back.

[01:22:24] And Sam Pong looking for support from the crowd.

[01:22:31] Oh, Roundhouse kick connects!

[01:22:38] Lights off, DET connects!

[01:22:42] Is it enough? The cover!

[01:22:44] There's two! Zena still in it!

[01:22:46] I didn't think we'd see a kick out there.

[01:22:49] Sam Pong playing to the crowd now.

[01:23:24] And Missy's on the springboard!

[01:23:28] What's it gonna take to end it? It might be this!

[01:23:32] Gartusley!

[01:23:33] Cena wasn't ready. Could be over.

[01:23:37] Kill!

[01:23:38] That shoulder-wrapping for three!

[01:23:39] Growing everything you haven't seen, and it's still not enough to keep him down.

[01:23:46] Hunchuck is just shot, gave him everything he had, but just couldn't get the pin.

[01:23:51] And now a cover of the cut!

[01:23:54] And punk wants more from his opponents and there's the cover!

[01:24:01] He really kicks out!

[01:24:05] Oh man, this has to be getting close to the end.

[01:24:10] Zina's getting dominated.

[01:24:12] Heavy walk, he runs a scene right now.

[01:24:16] Dude, really?

[01:24:18] That's an answer with a backdrop.

[01:24:27] There's Cedar!

[01:24:29] Balcian needs immediate cover up for the impact.

[01:24:33] Two-count.

[01:24:34] Unfucking believable move.

[01:24:41] Oh my god, man.

[01:24:42] Find a way to survive and continue fighting.

[01:24:46] and see it as though stranger to big match moments, but he clearly thought that would be all she wrote

[01:24:52] my goodness basically no telling what it's gonna take for either one of these superstars to back down

[01:25:01] it's probably no i won't lift it up uh-oh

[01:25:05] man right in ring on the cue on display there

[01:25:12] just club it down

[01:25:16] What's a powerful belly to belly?

[01:25:21] Uh-oh, Indy counters.

[01:25:26] No.

[01:25:28] No.

[01:25:30] Watch John Cena's sunset flip power ball.

[01:25:34] John Cena into the cover for the win.

[01:25:37] Oh, no!

[01:25:46] We can't back down, brother.

[01:25:51] He's not done.

[01:25:53] He's found some reserves and he's ready to keep going.

[01:25:58] Cena powering up his opponent into position.

[01:26:04] Fires back for the crucial elbow.

[01:26:08] Oh!

[01:26:16] Oh, what a high kick!

[01:26:17] And more attacks landed against the skull.

[01:26:20] It's a group.

[01:26:21] Clones had enough.

[01:26:22] He's with...

[01:26:25] And Cena retaliates.

[01:26:35] What a display of strength here.

[01:26:38] And after that gets battling through the pain might not be an option anymore when your body has absorbed this kind of damage even

[01:26:47] Bleaching can become excruciatingly painful

[01:27:00] And see our park looking for support for the crowd why that one

[01:27:08] All right.

[01:27:12] On a heel hook stretch.

[01:27:25] Up high.

[01:27:26] Pulled the dugies out.

[01:27:27] In time.

[01:27:29] Net break right in the float over.

[01:27:31] That was great.

[01:27:33] Oh, kick right in the back.

[01:27:38] Oh, pinpoint kick to the back!

[01:27:40] Oh, the elbow connects!

[01:27:49] Carrying the opposition, what's the thought here?

[01:27:51] What just happened?

[01:27:53] What is that bar?

[01:27:55] What the fuck just happened?!

[01:27:57] And this is our cue to get out of dodge fast!

[01:28:00] You don't have to tell me twice!

[01:28:01] And he set it for years and it was, it was fully orange, I've never seen that.

[01:28:13] Here we go again.

[01:28:14] He made his point.

[01:28:15] Concentrated on the match instead of everything outside of it.

[01:28:22] Bam!

[01:28:23] Down he goes.

[01:28:29] He goes.

[01:28:32] Oh, look at this, just crank in the head, that's gonna hurt.

[01:28:40] Overwhelming offense now from Punk.

[01:28:42] Punk is determined right now.

[01:28:46] Spinning kick in the gut.

[01:28:50] Oh!

[01:28:51] and gets tossed back into the mat he's looking to go high risk from the top rope.

[01:29:01] Watch out, splash!

[01:29:02] Is it enough?

[01:29:03] The corner!

[01:29:04] There's two!

[01:29:05] There it is, the empty number, never done seen it.

[01:29:16] Oh my god.

[01:29:17] Here's Mysterio entering the fight in this gauntlet match.

[01:29:30] You're back by a boss.

[01:29:32] Fuck you.

[01:29:39] All I have asked you, now it's ready to go into the floatover.

[01:29:42] That was pretty.

[01:29:43] Rageous can't stop this attack.

[01:29:45] Mysterio's fairy tales looking dark, gentlemen.

[01:29:49] Oh, the driver spiked him.

[01:29:52] And a human being can only be spiked like that so many times

[01:29:55] before they're ultimately down for the count.

[01:29:57] Slip out of this one, big man.

[01:29:59] Not looking good.

[01:30:00] And this position.

[01:30:04] You good?

[01:30:05] Oh, something outside.

[01:30:07] Can he toss out of the ring like that?

[01:30:09] Can do some long-term damage.

[01:30:10] I hope they're okay.

[01:30:11] He's famously little man.

[01:30:18] Dude what is happening?

[01:30:20] The fucking court sucks on this because of my control.

[01:30:27] Put in the corner now.

[01:30:31] Shots on close line connects.

[01:30:33] And Sam Punk is leaving no breathing room here.

[01:30:36] Smothering up.

[01:30:38] Please.

[01:30:40] A gruesome landing.

[01:30:42] I don't know how you walk away from that.

[01:30:44] And he had raised...

[01:30:46] Uh-oh, sweet dreams coming.

[01:30:49] He's got a sweet GTS for Punk.

[01:30:52] Like cooking cousins from Ray.

[01:30:54] There's two. He misses the kick-out.

[01:30:57] What strength.

[01:30:58] Every single person in this arena thought this was over.

[01:31:01] Except Ray Mysterio.

[01:31:03] Cheyenne, Punk thought that was enough.

[01:31:05] We thought that was enough.

[01:31:06] But somehow, it didn't earn the three-count.

[01:31:09] I

[01:31:19] Fuck was our move

[01:31:23] That's looking his eyes fixated on the opposition

[01:31:27] You have to play this character, or his...

[01:31:47] Why did he get yourself fired up, but he needs to stand as well?

[01:31:50] It's like a computer knew that my push-up taunts started, and he instantly instilled recovery.

[01:31:55] Boom!

[01:31:56] Come on, Sampo!

[01:31:59] I'm dead.

[01:32:06] This chord, man! Oh my-

[01:32:17] It's the core for sure. I'm not blaming the loss on the core, but I have to hope I can

[01:32:27] hold it in a very specific position.

[01:32:29] The end of the day, the weight of the world will always be too much to handle. This gold

[01:32:36] blood match was the perfect encapsulation of the battle.

[01:32:41] We take running to Gauntlet, especially from the very first.

[01:32:46] When you grab them from the front, how do you go around to the back?

[01:32:51] Also, I've been mixing it up with my finisher...

[01:32:55] By like putting them on my shoulder first, and then...

[01:32:58] There we go. And it seems to work almost every time.

[01:33:01] Swipe right stick, what direction?

[01:33:06] Left or right? Okay.

[01:33:07] We'll try that.

[01:33:08] I moved this controller even slightly. It's like, be do! Be do! Be do!

[01:33:17] I'm right back, it's like, I gotta be do.

[01:33:27] Yes, me lord.

[01:33:38] You

[01:34:08] your brother killed me in a past life you know that your brother killed me now

[01:34:19] I'll have my pound of flesh my sweet teasing slice for your chest who you're

[01:34:28] bending over now! You want a piece? I know back as well.

[01:34:37] What was that? A rib I see? Let me just reach in there and grab it. Come here.

[01:34:45] AAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAGH!

[01:34:48] YEAAAAAAAH!

[01:34:50] No, we must pull it out!

[01:34:52] No, we must pull it out!

[01:34:55] Yeah!

[01:35:15] I don't care about all the viewers you had during GTRP, I don't really care about viewers

[01:35:42] There's a lot of much, uh, for the most part, but a lot of GTRP viewers I don't really consider

[01:35:49] to be humans, so it's like, there's a great fucking loss.

[01:35:55] Lumiere.

[01:35:56] Alright.

[01:35:57] All right, consider it played.

[01:36:16] Doom, Dark Ages.

[01:36:25] got a little bit to go your mother rick and morning guy yeah beats his wife right

[01:36:32] that's why i i say consistently out of shape and malnourished is because

[01:36:37] i always want my wife to feel safe

[01:36:44] anyway here's wonderful and dude you could make a corpse husband song out of arcane

[01:36:49] I'm so sorry.

[01:36:51] Oh, no.

[01:36:53] I don't know about that.

[01:36:57] Call me.

[01:36:58] I need to come.

[01:36:59] I'm so horny.

[01:37:00] I don't know about that.

[01:37:01] I'm so sad.

[01:37:02] I'm so sad.

[01:37:03] Oh, my God.

[01:37:04] He made himself laugh.

[01:37:05] Oh, my God.

[01:37:06] You could, though, right?

[01:37:07] Oh, my God.

[01:37:08] That's so funny.

[01:37:09] I'm so sad.

[01:37:10] I'm so sad.

[01:37:11] I'm so sad.

[01:37:12] I'm so sad.

[01:37:13] I'm so sad.

[01:37:14] I'm so sad.

[01:37:15] I'm so sad.

[01:37:16] I'm so sad.

[01:37:17] I'm so sad.

[01:37:18] I'm so sad.

[01:37:19] That's like the same shit basically I

[01:37:22] Could stop if you want me to but I'm just kidding. I won't

[01:37:36] Guys if anyone ever comes up to you in there like hey man

[01:37:38] You want to play a couple rounds of valorant just do not don't ever talk to them me

[01:37:42] they're not actually human they're not human bro they're not they're not they're

[01:37:51] actually not they're a lizard person attempting to reclaim you to the earth's

[01:37:56] crust okay be careful

[01:38:06] hello

[01:38:12] It says OBS crashed.

[01:38:17] I fucking chose Doomfist cause he was broken as shit.

[01:38:24] And then I proceeded to have the most legendary Doomfist game that any human being has ever had.

[01:38:31] Defending on King's Row for like 4 minutes.

[01:38:39] 5v6 and I won and the juicer was on the enemy team and he got so mad because he knew it

[01:38:51] was me on the enemy team and he knew that I was the reason they lost.

[01:38:56] He got so mad that he spent the rest of his stream rage queuing Doomfist.

[01:39:03] He was like if Moon Moon can do it I can do it.

[01:39:05] If Moon Moon can do it I can do it.

[01:39:07] fucking had a meltdown, bro. He had a meltdown. That said, Doofus was fucking super broken.

[01:39:16] I was punching people I couldn't even see on my screen that were below me.

[01:39:22] And may as Raid be any worse, I'm gonna tell you what the Tyre one chatter is gonna say.

[01:39:27] Yeah, of course, after watching Tonka T die, they're gonna play real safe and careful and get

[01:39:32] to the end with minimal deaths. Honestly, it's a content raid, so they should be willing to take more risks.

[01:39:49] Shut up, bitch.

[01:39:51] Chance says this game is cringe-worthy, aren't you, uh, Twitch rivals?

[01:39:54] Look, I gotta be honest, Chance, I think you're becoming a normal man.

[01:39:59] and

[01:40:01] I'm sorry to spring this on you, but this is an intervention

[01:40:05] Okay, I'm gonna need you to pee or poop inside of a bottle and like hide it somewhere where all of your co-workers are at right now

[01:40:15] All right, then I need proof and if you can show me proof then I will no longer call you

[01:40:24] Also, thanks for such also whether

[01:40:59] Come on.

[01:41:00] Come on.

[01:41:01] Ah!

[01:41:03] So I'm gonna stab this bitch!

[01:41:05] Ah!

[01:41:06] Ah!

[01:41:07] I'm getting shot!

[01:41:09] I'm getting shot!

[01:41:11] Max!

[01:41:12] Wake up!

[01:41:13] Max, wake up!

[01:41:14] Max.

[01:41:15] Max.

[01:41:16] Max!

[01:41:17] Max!

[01:41:18] Max!

[01:41:19] Max!

[01:41:20] Max!

[01:41:21] Max!

[01:41:22] Max!

[01:41:23] Max!

[01:41:24] Max!

[01:41:25] Max!

[01:41:26] Max!

[01:41:27] Max!

[01:41:28] Go right now!

[01:41:31] No! Get out of there!

[01:42:28] Oh

[01:42:58] What's so fucking funny dude?

[01:43:04] Oh no!

[01:43:07] Hello!

[01:43:24] Had lookin' shiny today? Thank you.

[01:43:28] You have Mao Zedong here?

[01:43:52] That's why they call me the Chairman, baby.

[01:43:58] The following contest is a gauntlet!

[01:44:08] And here's this gauntlet's first opponent!

[01:44:18] the

[01:44:31] way that

[01:44:40] But what he wins here, there will be nothing left to prove to anyone, he will absolutely

[01:45:02] be known the world over as the best in the world.

[01:45:06] And if he wins here and if he doesn't, Punks, Monica might as well be Icarus.

[01:45:13] Each win is big for him here, but one loss brings this whole thing to a screeching halt.

[01:45:27] Down on the neck with reckless abandon.

[01:45:32] I got sneeze.

[01:45:34] Uh-oh, that gets reversed on CM Punk.

[01:45:39] Quick-singin' right there!

[01:45:47] Excuse me.

[01:45:49] Punk is locked in on his opponent now.

[01:45:52] I made a mistake, fellas.

[01:45:56] South Canary!

[01:46:00] We're gonna have...

[01:46:04] Oh, and fights back.

[01:46:09] Oh, look at this.

[01:46:10] Neck break right through the float over.

[01:46:12] That was pretty.

[01:46:17] Usually the elbow is a weapon, and Drew's weathered top offense all over the world, but that one caught him hard.

[01:46:23] You could almost feel the intensity coming from Punk on that attack.

[01:46:28] Oh, that's got to sting your back.

[01:46:34] Oof, my back!

[01:46:46] Wh-

[01:46:48] Hello?

[01:46:51] Watch this, reversal incoming?

[01:46:53] Never mind. Oh god!

[01:47:04] He's absorbing a lot of damage here.

[01:47:29] with this one brother.

[01:47:38] Oh, loving bro.

[01:47:42] Both arms captured and vitriolic stops.

[01:47:46] Oh, just in case the first unit hurt.

[01:47:49] There's another.

[01:47:51] Guys, it's kind of beating their ass.

[01:47:52] Stop to the gut.

[01:47:54] A lot of factors come into play in a match like this,

[01:47:57] such as the luck or lack thereof from the draw.

[01:48:00] I'll chop to the metal rope.

[01:48:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:48:04] What the fuck was that?

[01:48:06] But is it enough?

[01:48:08] Any breaks to count quickly could

[01:48:10] be in search of a second win now.

[01:48:14] Isolating the arm.

[01:48:23] Oh, man, that's just not right.

[01:48:25] They could have mockered your opponent, could eventually backfire.

[01:48:28] One answer after another. Neither competitor giving an inch.

[01:48:32] Look it up! What's next?

[01:48:41] That's it, that's a restart.

[01:48:49] Let's try again, shall we?

[01:48:51] This is the number one do this guy's seven feet fucking tall. He's the Highlander man. What do I do?

[01:48:58] She has pockets always been a man of pride a man with something to prove

[01:49:01] But this is a huge risk. He's taking Henry this

[01:49:05] Gauntlet but when he wins here, there will be nothing left to prove to anyone

[01:49:10] He will absolutely be no more over as the best in the world

[01:49:16] If he wins here, and if he doesn't punks Monica

[01:49:21] Might as well be Icarus. Each win is big for him here, but Wong-Loss brings this whole thing to a screeching halt.

[01:49:30] Quick exchange of counters there.

[01:49:35] Counter to new backdrop.

[01:49:43] McIntyre gets met with a response.

[01:49:45] Setting them up in the corner.

[01:49:50] He's in a bad spot on that turnbuckle.

[01:49:52] Oh, oh.

[01:49:55] A flurry of ferocious attacks here, and there is no respite whatsoever,

[01:50:01] because incoming massive superplex.

[01:50:05] Believe me when I say you cannot overstate the amount of pain that causes someone.

[01:50:10] the

[01:50:24] brother

[01:50:25] looked up

[01:50:28] for the cover

[01:50:32] show the run after one still in it

[01:50:38] He got out of the way of that one!

[01:50:40] Reversal after reversal, proving they did their homework.

[01:50:47] Hitched it up high here.

[01:50:49] That's gonna sit out power bomb!

[01:50:53] Just shoot him?

[01:50:54] Oh my god, man.

[01:50:56] Climbing to the top. What's he having?

[01:50:58] Here we go!

[01:51:00] Boom!

[01:51:01] Wow.

[01:51:02] He can do it here.

[01:51:04] He breaks the count before the turn, still putting up a hell of a fight.

[01:51:14] Kick!

[01:51:15] Oh, a kick!

[01:51:18] Wow!

[01:51:19] Got a response strategy now over the arm.

[01:51:25] Right through the kidneys from behind.

[01:51:30] Bang!

[01:51:31] He finds a counter.

[01:51:33] Yooks up there, opponent.

[01:51:36] It's Rubin down with a sidewalk slam.

[01:51:39] And that can end up putting CM Punk on shaky legs for a bit.

[01:51:42] Yeah, and after that, McIntyre looked like he's been putting in the extra work.

[01:51:47] A lot of factors come into play in a match like this, such as the luck or laugh thereof from the draw.

[01:51:53] Watch is for losers.

[01:51:55] Preparation and endurance is going to get you further than just hoping and praying for some kind of luck from a pie.

[01:52:03] There it is!

[01:52:05] Reversal!

[01:52:14] Oh, it's devastating assault on the neck there.

[01:52:20] Leaving him against the turnbuckle right here.

[01:52:24] Short on clothesline by Puck.

[01:52:29] From the top rope!

[01:52:31] Oh

[01:52:41] Mother fuckers unit this point no way

[01:52:49] Oh saw it coming got an elbow for their trouble

[01:52:54] See a punk stop that in its tracks

[01:52:56] Well, not good. Not good. I was gonna help.

[01:53:17] Brother.

[01:53:26] Alucada, CMPOP!

[01:53:30] They kick out only one! Not quite enough to put him away.

[01:53:47] Now McIntyre just launched his opponent overhead belly-to-belly.

[01:53:53] Well, stop the camps! We know exactly what left his eyes aiming for him!

[01:53:59] Boom! Good defense for him!

[01:54:02] Who's him?

[01:54:04] Boom! What a high kick!

[01:54:08] Wolf putting their full weight on the arm!

[01:54:15] Right for the kidneys from behind!

[01:54:19] See that club looking to turn out the lights!

[01:54:22] It's gonna sleep the likes of Deming from Machintime.

[01:54:28] Two, it kicks out somehow.

[01:54:31] The Scottish warrior refusing to lay down his sword just yet,

[01:54:34] but you have to think that took a lot out of him.

[01:54:37] And Pogbite had just swung for the fences,

[01:54:39] but it wasn't good enough.

[01:54:41] Oh, he's got that one.

[01:54:45] Brother, please.

[01:54:49] Pogbite's seen no motion on the counter.

[01:54:52] That was pretty. That was pretty.

[01:54:59] Spinning kick in the gut.

[01:55:05] Damn! Down he goes.

[01:55:07] Momentum is really on pump side.

[01:55:09] Yeah, punk able to completely...

[01:55:12] Top drop!

[01:55:13] Bullseye with the elbow!

[01:55:15] Is it enough? The cover!

[01:55:18] Two!

[01:55:19] That's it for Drew McIntyre.

[01:55:21] of the

[01:55:31] one-a-half-a-half-

[01:55:34] one-a-half-a-half-

[01:55:45] Every superstar in the Scotland match is highly capable in their own right, but there

[01:55:51] can only be one to stand tall at the end of the night.

[01:55:54] And to beat that one after starting at position number one, that's a lofty goal.

[01:55:59] It's definitely possible, but just know that this is going to be a long night.

[01:56:03] Look at this, this can't be good.

[01:56:05] Up and over, all the way in the corner.

[01:56:08] Craig left off through the air and connects.

[01:56:12] No matter who you are, when you crashed on the floor,

[01:56:15] a searing pain races through your body.

[01:56:17] Yeah, Breaker!

[01:56:21] That move showed he's put the time in to a steady angle.

[01:56:25] Oh, we know what's coming here!

[01:56:27] Ladies and gentlemen, nails that GTS!

[01:56:31] Now, CM Punk needs to end this.

[01:56:37] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[01:56:40] Oh, what a putting blow.

[01:56:41] Using that barricade with great effect.

[01:56:44] And that was an efficient form of offense with that move.

[01:56:51] Cut in a fast spot.

[01:56:53] Nice right out of the barricade.

[01:56:56] And Sam Foxby taking the advantage now.

[01:56:58] A series of disabling maneuvers from Pudge.

[01:57:02] We're looking to get back in this.

[01:57:04] How many people in the gauntlet?

[01:57:05] 20.

[01:57:06] get some offense of his own now.

[01:57:17] Oh, yeah.

[01:57:21] Look at you go up high.

[01:57:23] From the heavens.

[01:57:25] Oh, let's step ahead of that angle.

[01:57:27] What the?

[01:57:28] Yeah.

[01:57:29] Thread out a right side and back to the back.

[01:57:36] Oh yeah, he wound himself.

[01:57:43] OKAY!

[01:57:44] OKAY!

[01:58:06] What in time? Spin kick to the midsection.

[01:58:10] He plays in the corner here.

[01:58:13] Into a full ball!

[01:58:17] Cover!

[01:58:19] He cuts the pentatec short.

[01:58:27] Oh, very effective take down that.

[01:58:36] Oh man, turns that into a devastating shot to the knee.

[01:58:43] Where you going, buddy?

[01:58:52] oof, lead strong gimmicks!

[01:58:59] p-connects with a counter!

[01:59:06] STO!

[01:59:08] the fuck is an STO? and how do they both build a damper with it?

[01:59:12] all-timer? that's you up!

[01:59:13] Kurt Angle-thinking pig!

[01:59:17] lift it off!

[01:59:18] punk avoids the attack!

[01:59:20] Oh, he's presenting himself.

[01:59:49] between his shoulder blades.

[01:59:52] CM Plug from the top rope!

[01:59:55] Look out for a drop!

[01:59:57] Cover!

[01:59:59] Two-count!

[02:00:00] And next he added some goblet for Kudalini.

[02:00:07] Jack is Jack ready to throw down in this goblet match.

[02:00:19] This guy's a madman.

[02:00:21] Bang bang!

[02:00:23] Bang bang!

[02:00:27] Oh my god!

[02:00:29] Oh! Taking advantage with a clubbing blow!

[02:00:33] What a counter!

[02:00:37] Oh! Wow! Lights out!

[02:00:41] Oof! Just stomping away at me all!

[02:00:44] The fight has been taken to Jack.

[02:00:46] This is Chakas' perseverance being tested.

[02:00:48] And it's Cactus Jack with the reversal.

[02:00:53] The guy hit me with his mind.

[02:00:56] Fuck.

[02:00:58] Fuck.

[02:01:01] Ah, Jack, caught by the counter.

[02:01:03] Your counter for counter, now can it be capitalized on it?

[02:01:07] Counter upon counter, great minds thinking alike.

[02:01:10] GD!

[02:01:11] GD!

[02:01:12] Cactus absorbed a lot of pain on that one by the looks of it.

[02:01:14] Yeah, watch and see if Punk aggressively worked the opposition.

[02:01:17] He's still in this. My goodness. Changed out like a hammer on that arm. Targeting the arm to great effect.

[02:01:30] There we have it. Down he goes. Woop! One Garliant shop!

[02:01:38] What? I gotta go, man. Sorry.

[02:01:41] I'm going up though. I'll be right back. Oh.

[02:01:46] Boom! Face first!

[02:01:50] Some intimidation tactics from CM Punk.

[02:01:57] CM Punk hoists his opponents!

[02:02:01] Oh, yeah. We're in that one. We're in that one.

[02:02:05] There's two! In a way, you can't be...

[02:02:09] Jack's out, hit the showers!

[02:02:14] Rodney holds it ready to throw down in this cool match!

[02:02:35] Everyone's favorite move?

[02:02:36] That was pretty a lot of competitors so far, but there are plenty more to go

[02:02:43] I can't imagine what you must be feeling at this point in the gauntlet

[02:02:47] You're fighting through the pain and you've still got a good amount of hungry you

[02:02:57] And what is really putting the pressure on see a punk is firmly in the driver's seat

[02:03:03] The defensive elbow to the gut ends that

[02:03:06] Wow.

[02:03:08] Oh!

[02:03:10] Wow!

[02:03:12] Lights out!

[02:03:14] Randy didn't exactly look fight for like on that one.

[02:03:16] Quick and effective delivery there by Pult.

[02:03:18] Tripling the opponent's head like a basketball.

[02:03:20] From the first

[02:03:22] battle, these men

[02:03:24] have been unleashing on each other.

[02:03:26] Neither one of them holding back.

[02:03:28] They're about to be in.

[02:03:30] Oh, gosh!

[02:03:32] Showtime!

[02:03:34] Oh God, it's jumping down, coming!

[02:03:39] Did I hit a kick out there?

[02:03:41] And those kick outs are only gonna get harder!

[02:03:47] And it stopped the gun!

[02:03:50] He countered my fucking possum, dude. That is nuts, huh?

[02:03:59] Manages! Traverse it!

[02:04:01] Time to go for a ride. Explored suplex.

[02:04:07] Thunderous club comes down. Very effective.

[02:04:11] Oh, what a high kick.

[02:04:20] You'll snap back to the ground there.

[02:04:24] Pin point aim right to the arm.

[02:04:27] Going after the arm in a big way.

[02:04:30] Orton isn't being given a chance to

[02:04:44] Be happy that he was almost out for a jump. We all know what happens where the Viper's not happy

[02:04:53] But it wasn't good enough

[02:05:00] to the corner now. Both competitors showing they've studied the others play books to the

[02:05:04] teeth. You're liaising the top rope to inflict more punishment. He's almost fucking out.

[02:05:13] He's almost winded bad.

[02:05:15] Got him.

[02:05:37] Can we get him?

[02:05:43] They've known Revolver!

[02:05:55] Runs across China to counter.

[02:05:58] Two!

[02:05:58] And he fights it off.

[02:05:59] Obviously still has some fight left.

[02:06:05] To the arm.

[02:06:06] And it could be an uphill fight for Randy Natt.

[02:06:08] He's gonna get up.

[02:06:09] Not good.

[02:06:10] He knows what it takes to thrive in a grueling match like this.

[02:06:13] this one. Oh, there it is.

[02:06:16] And fly over the net breaker.

[02:06:18] Picture perfect.

[02:06:19] And see how punk is in control.

[02:06:21] Punk is determined right now.

[02:06:26] Vicious.

[02:06:27] That shell looks like it hurts, man.

[02:06:35] Oh, jeez, you might break a net that way.

[02:06:38] Oh

[02:06:50] Dude, why are you doing?

[02:06:54] What knows what he needs to end this

[02:06:58] He's in a reversal because it I don't know why he went back. Yeah. Oh my god. That pisses me off

[02:07:04] I'm so fucking much. I'm holding right, I'm hitting R1, being like unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[02:07:34] You got to be kidding me, punk kicking out at the last millisecond.

[02:07:41] Oh, man.

[02:07:46] RKO out of nowhere, a devastating attack.

[02:07:51] He breaks the pen before a one-count.

[02:07:53] He didn't even let the ref start the count.

[02:07:55] Horton is going to have to keep his composure moving forward.

[02:07:58] He thought he'd put him down with Atleti now.

[02:08:00] He's got to think of another way.

[02:08:04] right to the kidneys from behind he tried yes to that

[02:08:27] We're going to RASP man that uncorked a big punch oh that gets rehearsed on Randy

[02:08:45] All the way to this.

[02:08:47] Floor over neckbreaker.

[02:08:49] Picture perfect.

[02:08:55] See I'm pumped.

[02:08:57] He is attention to the WWE Universe now.

[02:09:01] Showtime close one connects.

[02:09:05] See I'm pumped.

[02:09:07] Looking in the Anaphone device grid.

[02:09:09] Perfectly executed submission hold.

[02:09:11] Locked in deep.

[02:09:13] The pain

[02:09:15] He couldn't hang on he's out Randy Orton's gone his run at the gauntlet stops here

[02:09:28] That's for it is as big as the rest of his face

[02:09:43] and

[02:09:50] the

[02:09:59] Oh, that can dislocate something. Styles is getting dominated.

[02:10:04] Going for it.

[02:10:05] He's going to slow this moment.

[02:10:06] Say that, boy, was he low?

[02:10:08] Nicely done. Managing to save himself that.

[02:10:16] What a run on house. Beautiful.

[02:10:19] There we go. Time to work out some aggression.

[02:10:24] Just teeding off with that fight for Umberby.

[02:10:27] Big shots being fired right now.

[02:10:29] Neither competitor letting up.

[02:10:31] The end for AJ is looking inevitable here.

[02:10:36] See that punk looking to turn out the lights.

[02:10:39] Down with it! Yes!

[02:10:41] AJ is out that's it.

[02:10:43] Cover!

[02:10:44] Two!

[02:10:45] What a kick out of two.

[02:10:47] I don't know where AJ gets this from.

[02:10:49] He dug down deep to kick out.

[02:10:51] See that punk thought that was enough.

[02:10:53] We thought that was enough, but somehow

[02:10:55] It didn't earn the three-count.

[02:11:00] Spinning kick in the gut.

[02:11:06] Slown-down hard.

[02:11:10] All that hurt.

[02:11:17] Right through the kidneys from behind.

[02:11:19] Where Jared this match is clearly starting to get to him.

[02:11:22] to it. AJ is finally able to slow all that incoming offense.

[02:11:25] This could be his chance to rally.

[02:11:30] Brother, do a move.

[02:11:32] Oh, my god.

[02:11:35] I'm waiting.

[02:11:36] I'm, like, trying to tie up, dude.

[02:11:41] AJ Styles, look at the striking combo by Styles.

[02:11:44] It's a phenomenal blitz there.

[02:11:46] a sliding elbow like a bullet backbreaker with a lethal combination there

[02:12:15] He turns it around.

[02:12:21] Down he goes.

[02:12:23] And Saul was coming there.

[02:12:33] Driven down with an elbow to the heart.

[02:12:35] I

[02:12:42] J Styles

[02:12:50] And you gotta think he's just one final blow away from not kicking out next time

[02:13:05] Counter by CM Punk.

[02:13:11] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[02:13:13] Turns the tables with an elbow to the gut.

[02:13:16] He saw that one coming.

[02:13:19] D.T.

[02:13:23] Staggering to his feet, but he won't like what's coming next.

[02:13:28] We're gonna wrench the arm now, but he's shot to the jaw.

[02:13:35] to the arm terrible and punk is still taking the fight it was opponents I

[02:13:45] don't know how much more styles can withstand

[02:13:48] what a neckbreaker like it's locked in on his opponent now

[02:13:58] well that'll weaken your arm and see a puffs maintaining the advantage now punk

[02:14:03] Punk is determined right now.

[02:14:07] Oh, very effective take down there.

[02:14:09] He's got him squaring his sights here.

[02:14:11] Please God, get him out of here.

[02:14:14] Oh, we know what's coming here.

[02:14:16] Ladies and gentlemen, God, turn him to sleep.

[02:14:20] Will Vax solve this off for Punk?

[02:14:22] BORIS!

[02:14:24] There's two.

[02:14:25] It's the way he's going to end up his turn,

[02:14:27] and then we get his goblet match.

[02:14:29] It looks like Eddie Guerrero is fully prepared for the goblin.

[02:14:44] I actually loved Eddie Guerrero when I was a kid man.

[02:14:52] Beautiful.

[02:14:55] That was a good question.

[02:14:58] If this were football, we'd still be in the first half and no one ever wins a match in

[02:15:05] the first half.

[02:15:06] Well this isn't football, but your point still stands.

[02:15:10] This whole gauntlet is still far from being over.

[02:15:13] And the momentum is shifting away from Eddie.

[02:15:15] Eddie needs to start reacting quicker.

[02:15:17] And a drop kick!

[02:15:18] Kick's you're perfect!

[02:15:19] Sky high!

[02:15:20] All the way to the outside!

[02:15:21] Sky high, all the way to the outside.

[02:15:25] A true sight to behold, only made better by that picture.

[02:15:30] Perfect landing.

[02:15:33] And he tosses it back in now.

[02:15:43] And a waste of that stun.

[02:15:45] A weakening armbreaker.

[02:15:51] Howard's playing incoming, no!

[02:15:53] Oh, I knew it!

[02:15:54] He ran a DDT!

[02:15:55] He's in a bad place.

[02:15:57] This is where it could all end for him.

[02:16:02] Oh, turned inside out!

[02:16:04] Quick reflex is so important in a match like this.

[02:16:08] Get out, man. Get up.

[02:16:16] Long side steps out of that.

[02:16:18] That's not good enough.

[02:16:20] What a net breaker.

[02:16:22] Big jump, perfect.

[02:16:26] Nick Bandic for 7, hopefully.

[02:16:28] Land on Nick for 1st.

[02:16:34] That gets reversed on CM Punk.

[02:16:40] How?

[02:16:42] A clinic of counters being put on by these competitors.

[02:16:44] Back, suplex.

[02:16:46] Oh, okay, we're universal please get up

[02:17:01] Perfect

[02:17:18] We still have invented this permanent HP

[02:17:31] reversal. And that turns things around. But wait, look at this determination to get out of this.

[02:17:42] The apartment lifted off, Jule, meet me, go to sleep. No way, and he's coming back from that.

[02:17:51] Is R beating in this? I think so. I don't know where he found the energy to kick out after that.

[02:17:56] out after that it had to be complete instinct oh oh oh wait he's doing the

[02:18:13] three megos what I'm actually dead I'm actually gonna pin me

[02:18:26] No, he's doing his finisher now.

[02:18:32] He reversed the map.

[02:18:39] He reversed the map.

[02:18:48] find a way to survive and continue fighting and we know Eddie must be

[02:18:52] feeling desperate right now. He reversed it man. That's the road.

[02:18:57] He thinks he has it. What is he thinking right now?

[02:19:01] Hopefully he does not regret it. Ouch.

[02:19:07] Wow, lights up.

[02:19:14] Brother. Nice set up power bomb. And Eddie hit with another

[02:19:18] a major bit of offense there.

[02:19:19] Punch now might be tasting blood in the water.

[02:19:23] Now working on the arm.

[02:19:26] Oh, the water is long lasting.

[02:19:29] Boveley Hall.

[02:19:36] Well, now looking to up the ante,

[02:19:38] and he walks in the Anaconda five square.

[02:19:41] And he decides to let his opponent out of the holes.

[02:19:43] He might have felt like he was losing a grip

[02:19:45] and didn't want the opposition to counter out of the submission.

[02:19:47] We countered my fucking finisher, man.

[02:20:07] Didn't mean to do that again, but I guess it worked out.

[02:20:12] He's gonna slip out, watch this.

[02:20:14] Oh.

[02:20:16] That hit completely helpless here.

[02:20:18] Long following, even farther impact.

[02:20:20] Takeoff!

[02:20:22] God, Lord!

[02:20:24] Taking flight!

[02:20:26] Running it all over the line and coming up big with a breathtaking move.

[02:20:30] Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine.

[02:20:34] Wakanda.

[02:20:36] Oh.

[02:20:38] Looks like he's trying to regain some control here.

[02:20:40] Incredible opportunity.

[02:20:42] Reburst up. This is actually so fucking bad.

[02:20:55] Let me go.

[02:20:57] We have like no HP, man. This is actually so fucking bad.

[02:21:12] Beautiful!

[02:21:14] Neck right back to the float over.

[02:21:19] That was pretty.

[02:21:21] Oh my, boot to the spine right there!

[02:21:28] Carrying the opposition. What's the thought here?

[02:21:31] Bang! That starts!

[02:21:33] Oh no, he just got busted wide open.

[02:21:35] The official needs to take a look at that.

[02:21:37] Toss back into the ring.

[02:21:42] All the way, so crushing splash.

[02:21:47] Is it enough?

[02:21:48] The cover!

[02:21:49] Two!

[02:21:50] No, hey girls, it's not yet.

[02:21:52] Now is not the time to wallow in disbelief.

[02:21:54] Pressure must be kept on.

[02:22:04] Boot to the stomach, give them separation.

[02:22:07] C.M. Pong looking to cinch in the anaconda vice.

[02:22:10] Nice cinching in the end of my submission is

[02:22:16] Fucking bitch choice but tap out into the road to the gauntlet for Eddie Guerrero

[02:22:23] And next up in this corner match we've got Brock Lesnar

[02:22:28] All of you guys, follow-up with a netbreaker.

[02:22:40] Picture perfect.

[02:22:41] Oh, a boot to the back.

[02:22:44] And Lezder can't stop any offense coming his way.

[02:22:47] But I doubt there's any panic seeping into Brock's mind.

[02:22:50] A robot?

[02:22:51] See and poke.

[02:22:52] Uh-oh.

[02:22:53] Solid bit of defense on his part, man.

[02:22:57] Oh my god.

[02:23:07] He clearly was the dish out more punishment.

[02:23:17] Okay, he should really focus on the match now. We get the point.

[02:23:21] Man.

[02:23:22] Well, man, it was really on Punkside.

[02:23:24] Punks is determined right now.

[02:23:26] And that'll take a bit of the fight out of Lesnar.

[02:23:29] Yeah, and Punks had him well measured.

[02:23:31] And that was a successful bit of offense with that maneuver.

[02:23:39] Totally helpless at the moment.

[02:23:41] Who goes totally on the outside?

[02:23:43] Climbing up into the top.

[02:23:45] Go for it. Fuck it.

[02:23:59] Oh. Got him.

[02:24:15] It's all plucks for the taking.

[02:24:22] Carrying in a jeopardizing position here.

[02:24:25] They first off the apron.

[02:24:29] Oh, that's got to sting your back.

[02:24:32] Boom, this is catching a spine.

[02:24:35] It's game $70, $250.

[02:24:38] Oh no. Oh no.

[02:24:45] Walk inside. Go inside. Go inside please. Oh no. Oh no.

[02:24:52] Err, muck guys. Okay, we're okay.

[02:24:56] The Beast Incarnate just toying with his dinner right now.

[02:25:03] Okay, he should really focus on the match now. We get the point.

[02:25:10] point.

[02:25:11] Ah, see how punk stopped that in his-

[02:25:23] Oh, we know what's coming here!

[02:25:25] Ladies and gentlemen, God!

[02:25:28] Please.

[02:25:29] Lesnar does avoid the big shots!

[02:25:31] Two!

[02:25:32] He stays alive, he stays alive!

[02:25:35] Perform on your heavy hitters, the result will be the same.

[02:25:39] We thought that was enough, but somehow it didn't earn the three count.

[02:25:47] Target in the yard now.

[02:25:50] Overwhelming offense now from Punk.

[02:25:52] Punk is determined right now.

[02:26:00] What a display, straight here.

[02:26:02] See ya.

[02:26:03] Oh my lord, a foul blocking on the floor.

[02:26:09] Oh, well he get on with it already. This is a fight.

[02:26:19] You going for the chair? Pussy?

[02:26:24] A little cockiness here from Pong.

[02:26:28] Bullseye! Brock must be phased after this string of action.

[02:26:33] Lesnar is getting shot down at every turn.

[02:26:37] Completely out of proxies, Josh Jett could be what Lester needed to reawaken the beast.

[02:26:47] Oh, Longonia jump.

[02:26:49] Oh, not quite what Brock intended.

[02:26:53] Going wrong for Brock, each one done stiffer.

[02:26:59] No end in sight to this exchange.

[02:27:02] Back and forth, neither one giving up any ground.

[02:27:05] the

[02:27:35] Ha ha ha.

[02:27:36] Botsu Motor makes you seven.

[02:27:41] I think we're gonna use one of our chairs here, fellas.

[02:27:44] Thoughts?

[02:27:52] All they wish!

[02:27:54] Now break right into the float over!

[02:27:56] That was great.

[02:27:57] Ah, focus on weakening that all!

[02:28:01] Oh my god, it's a spy!

[02:28:03] That'll make your legs go numb.

[02:28:05] No.

[02:28:16] And CM Punk is in control. CM Punk is firmly in the driver's seat. Some intimidation tactics from CM Punk.

[02:28:32] Counter hit and just what to do.

[02:28:38] Oh god.

[02:28:39] What's next? Space Ramp! Barricade!

[02:28:46] And Batista wants more from his opponents.

[02:28:56] No fucking way.

[02:29:04] And he gets set back into the ring.

[02:29:06] Just a brazen challenge.

[02:29:08] Trying to provoke an incredibly rash reaction.

[02:29:11] He clearly has dangerous intentions in mind here, gentlemen.

[02:29:16] Oh my god, a steel chair!

[02:29:19] Caught that one with his face and Batista's bleeding.

[02:29:22] Well, the chair sucks ass.

[02:29:23] Fallen Nelson trying, opening arms, and powering on.

[02:29:29] They plug to the back of the net.

[02:29:31] Is he out of the chair?

[02:29:32] Oof!

[02:29:33] Out of the chair!

[02:29:34] Once again, that is not what chairs were created for.

[02:29:38] Calculating the next move here.

[02:29:42] But he starts.

[02:29:44] Imagine having to continue competing after eating the apron like that.

[02:29:52] Uh-oh. Sweet dreams coming.

[02:29:54] Come on! Two! Sleep!

[02:29:57] That could finish Batista off.

[02:30:03] Well placed. Knees to the hamstring.

[02:30:06] Batista's being picked apart here.

[02:30:09] But he's just gonna stop turning the tide somehow

[02:30:20] We'll find out

[02:30:27] Early loss in the moment, he better snap out of it

[02:30:30] I did not mean to do that, honestly.

[02:30:43] Beautiful!

[02:30:44] And the breaker, and the float over.

[02:30:46] That was pretty.

[02:30:47] The targeting of body part working the arm.

[02:30:50] And she and Punk is leaving no breathing room here.

[02:30:53] Smothering offense from Punk here.

[02:30:55] Vicious!

[02:31:03] This is the situation you want to avoid.

[02:31:07] Rampant, clearly ready for a 2-0.

[02:31:09] He went for Southern, thank you.

[02:31:11] Here we go again. He made his point.

[02:31:13] Constant hit on the match and said everything outside.

[02:31:16] He says the new mic sounds like shit.

[02:31:18] High rent, there's trick with CM. Pop!

[02:31:21] Top run!

[02:31:23] Through the air! It connects!

[02:31:25] The one-two punch of high risk, high reward.

[02:31:31] You freaking bastard.

[02:31:34] Change of plans, a hit to the stomach.

[02:31:37] I'm able to evade the offense.

[02:31:39] Oh, God. That looks devastating.

[02:31:42] Matisse is being taken full advantage of now.

[02:31:44] Things can get grim in a hurry if Matisse doesn't turn this around.

[02:31:47] Oh

[02:32:11] It's a ton up experts other

[02:32:15] Maybe fire deep tool

[02:32:17] Oh, stomp in the hole.

[02:32:23] And see if Punks maintain any advantage now.

[02:32:25] Punks is proving hard to deal with.

[02:32:28] Alash, Batista keeping that string of offense in check.

[02:32:31] That could be the spot Batista was looking for.

[02:32:36] He's putting something together.

[02:32:39] What a close line.

[02:32:41] Will it be?

[02:32:46] Kits out.

[02:32:46] How? How?

[02:32:51] The wicked kid to the lower back.

[02:32:55] How?

[02:32:59] Ain't no end breaker.

[02:33:01] Batista's being picked apart here.

[02:33:03] Batista's certainly being tested here.

[02:33:06] He finally manages to answer back.

[02:33:08] Now he's gonna stop things, but will he gain command?

[02:33:12] He wants him back up so he can lock him back down.

[02:33:17] Park wasting no motion on the counter

[02:33:24] Beautiful swinging neckbreaker. I'm now Batista is being measured

[02:33:32] Arm ringer applied into the center of the circle control now

[02:33:38] Oh, and a shot to the body and another

[02:33:46] to the ground there.

[02:33:49] Discover me, dude.

[02:33:51] This guy's unstoppable.

[02:33:59] Poke Doggy's out in time.

[02:34:04] The animal is fired up as he'll ever be.

[02:34:11] Oh, round the arm.

[02:34:12] A strong head scissors application and now the elbow is vicious.

[02:34:23] The arm absorbing the damage.

[02:34:24] Momentum is really on punch side.

[02:34:27] A series of disabling maneuvers from Punk.

[02:34:31] Back and forth, counter after counter.

[02:34:35] Brought back into the ring from the floor now.

[02:34:39] Oh

[02:35:09] He's gonna go first.

[02:35:38] to yourself. Just punishing the arm.

[02:35:41] Reigns is facing some serious trouble.

[02:35:44] Reigns is breaking down the bill.

[02:35:49] Getting carried to a vulnerable position here.

[02:35:53] Org is locked in on his opponent now.

[02:35:56] Not sure if he should waste all his time hot dogging around.

[02:36:08] Oh man, almost on the chair.

[02:36:21] on the chair.

[02:36:51] And CM Punk is in control, smothering offense from Punk here, CM Punk looking to end the

[02:37:03] tier, boom, GTS.

[02:37:05] Is it the finishing touch Punk needs?

[02:37:07] Punk kicks out, kicks out, Rades able to get his shoulder up, and I don't know how many

[02:37:15] more times he can do that tonight.

[02:37:17] We thought that was enough, but somehow it didn't earn the three count.

[02:37:27] I'm kind of beating the fuck out of this guy.

[02:37:35] Not looking good in this position.

[02:37:38] Going over the top, all the way to the four.

[02:37:42] From the top rope.

[02:37:44] That is a long trip for nothing but bruises and possibly broken bones.

[02:37:51] This is what could happen when you take such risks like that.

[02:37:58] I can't get out there. Hello?

[02:38:03] Come out here.

[02:38:07] Come on, man.

[02:38:09] Come on, man.

[02:38:14] Rains have that scouted, and that might be the start of the momentum swing Roman needed.

[02:38:24] Reigns can't yield any attack coming his way.

[02:38:29] Roman unable to use his wide arsenal there.

[02:38:33] Bam!

[02:38:34] Down he goes.

[02:38:36] Turns that back on CM Punk.

[02:38:49] Boom!

[02:38:53] Clopped with the back fist.

[02:38:58] Floating down.

[02:39:01] Rains out of it completely in pedal.

[02:39:06] Punks having off, he's looking to end this here!

[02:39:10] Garnt has slain!

[02:39:11] That could finish off Roman!

[02:39:18] He's going to be agonizing for the arm, and Punks is really putting the pressure on.

[02:39:22] Punks is determined right now!

[02:39:27] Chaplot heard the time on their offense!

[02:39:36] Oh, a rough landing right into the barricade.

[02:39:42] Has been hooked, looking for a sliced bread.

[02:39:45] And we're back!

[02:40:06] you

[02:40:36] you

[02:41:06] you

[02:41:36] you

[02:42:06] you

[02:42:36] I

[02:42:55] Know one knows the lyrics of that song dude

[02:43:02] Come on you're worried about piece of shit

[02:43:06] a man of pride a man with something to prove but this is a huge risk he's taking entering this

[02:43:12] gauntlet but when he wins here there will be nothing left to prove to anyone he will absolutely

[02:43:19] be known the world over as the best in the world if he wins here and if he doesn't

[02:43:27] Punks and Monica might as well be Icarus. Each win is big for him here, but one loss

[02:43:34] for this whole thing to a screeching halt. He wriggles out of the dangers over there.

[02:43:42] Oh, there he is. Slap it over a neckbreaker. Picture perfect and Sam Punks leaving no

[02:43:48] breathing room here. Punks hard hitting offense has seen off balance.

[02:43:52] Right to the kidneys from behind. Up and oh knee right to the spine.

[02:44:01] Gone for the heel now and cranking that joints. Stretching and tearing all the ligaments in

[02:44:13] the leg. He counters with a great reversal. John Cena managing to get some control back

[02:44:21] back now. Time now for John Cena to get his energy up and pull back into the fight.

[02:44:28] Slow down for Neckbreaker.

[02:44:29] Picture perfect.

[02:44:31] Cena now taking the brunt of the attack.

[02:44:33] Punk is proving himself to deal with Neckbreaker.

[02:44:38] And Punk walks more from his opponent.

[02:44:43] Is the game loud enough by the way?

[02:44:45] Kick directly to the back.

[02:44:47] And a bit of destruction there for Cena.

[02:44:51] How do I do a submission?

[02:45:03] a response and he's finally found an answer of this offensive storm. Yeah, showing he's got some fight left in him.

[02:45:09] Springboard misses the target.

[02:45:13] And seeing a puck's maintaining the advantage now.

[02:45:15] John Cena is getting knocked back at every turn.

[02:45:22] Oh no.

[02:45:23] Stunning.

[02:45:24] Our one-circle.

[02:45:25] Considering the weight behind that move, I think we're lucky it didn't go much worse for both competitors.

[02:45:30] Now that's what you call impact.

[02:45:36] No fucking way.

[02:45:39] His stamina is getting tested here and that's just scratching the surface of what Cedis

[02:45:51] capable of.

[02:45:52] Oh man, what a hurricanerana.

[02:45:57] That was completely ridiculous.

[02:46:00] It's just unfair to have size and agility.

[02:46:03] Some zip flip, Cowabung!

[02:46:06] Kind of pumpkin would stand much more this.

[02:46:09] Cena throwing everything he's got at punk.

[02:46:13] Musseless!

[02:46:16] Um, cheeky little restart fellas?

[02:46:18] Cheeky little restart fellas?

[02:46:21] Hmm

[02:46:25] Cheeky quick little restart for the boys

[02:46:33] Turn off announcers, but how am I supposed to know if I make or a sort of

[02:46:45] When he wins here, there will be nothing left to prove to anyone

[02:46:49] He will absolutely be known the world over as the best in the world

[02:46:55] If he wins here and if he doesn't punk's moniker might as well be

[02:47:01] Icarus each win is big for him here, but one loss brings this whole thing to a screeching hold

[02:47:14] Catches the boot and now spectacular counter into a dragon screw

[02:47:19] Love target of the arm and see a pumpkin's in control planks hard hitting offense has seen off balance

[02:47:25] Taking a few hard shots and John Cena looked a bit threadbare

[02:47:30] Like a term down right to the kidneys from behind

[02:47:34] Attacking with full force

[02:47:37] up and

[02:47:39] I'm not gonna spy!

[02:47:43] Trying hard for our triangles in!

[02:47:48] Trying to keep the hold on, but no, couldn't keep it locked in any longer.

[02:47:59] Oh no.

[02:48:00] I mean, that wasn't that exciting. I just kind of like elbowed him.

[02:48:22] That'll weaken your arm.

[02:48:26] Kick to the back.

[02:48:29] This guy's fucking overreacting.

[02:48:33] Got them off their feet here.

[02:48:35] Long falling, neither corner impact.

[02:48:37] Ouch!

[02:48:38] Oh, the scum!

[02:48:39] Oh, look out!

[02:48:41] Oh, that worked out.

[02:48:42] He's taking out a lot of offense now.

[02:48:43] John Cena has to gather the energy to turn the tables.

[02:48:52] Holy fuck, that is so hard to do.

[02:49:01] counter to the submission.

[02:49:09] Long side steps out of that.

[02:49:11] We're locked in reversals here.

[02:49:13] Neither competitor intimity.

[02:49:15] Every counter being answered with another.

[02:49:19] With authority!

[02:49:21] His opponent keeps piling it on him.

[02:49:23] He has been battered and beaten and there's only so much more he can take.

[02:49:31] there. there.

[02:49:40] there.

[02:49:58] what are you doing?

[02:50:01] Are you pinning me?

[02:50:03] Oh.

[02:50:13] Stop doing that.

[02:50:22] He's been sweating fanslicks for some of me.

[02:50:28] Oh no.

[02:50:31] And back elbow create separation

[02:50:44] Okay, man

[02:51:01] I wish I knew everyone's stats.

[02:51:23] Like who is better at reversing wood, that would help.

[02:51:28] Anyway, push-ups on you.

[02:51:29] Get slipped into the position.

[02:51:30] Throwing the ring all the way to the floor.

[02:51:35] Hotscaling the turnbuckles.

[02:51:38] Oh, yeah!

[02:51:39] From the top!

[02:51:40] Look out!

[02:51:41] Really rusty all that.

[02:51:45] Very fortunate to hit the mark in that one.

[02:51:48] And now it gets tossed into the ring.

[02:51:52] The light left.

[02:51:53] Surely he can't reverse it.

[02:52:25] First!

[02:52:27] Picked up and being carried around now!

[02:52:30] The worst of this bitch.

[02:52:32] Now's the GTS!

[02:52:34] As in you've got football!

[02:52:36] And a cover!

[02:52:39] They got it!

[02:52:40] Claims a victim and John Cena is done!

[02:52:43] Well like John Sleepa, cause he knocked out!

[02:52:46] And on the lockers here!

[02:52:48] The Mace is ready for battle in the Gormut!

[02:52:55] John see ya.

[02:53:02] All right, we got the aquatic guy.

[02:53:07] He looks like a fish.

[02:53:12] That was great. Every superstar on this gauntlet match is highly capable in their own right.

[02:53:17] But we can only be one to stand tall at the end of the night.

[02:53:20] And to be that one after starting at position number one, that's a lofty goal.

[02:53:24] That's a lofty goal.

[02:53:25] It's definitely possible.

[02:53:27] But just know that this is going to be a long night.

[02:53:29] You can see the dismay of the face of the Miz.

[02:53:32] Nah, looking so awful for Miz here.

[02:53:34] And the Miz might want to look for some of his shortcut tactics

[02:53:37] after falling to that attack.

[02:53:38] And this is the hostility punk wanted to bring.

[02:53:43] Hoist it up high here.

[02:53:45] Oh, he told him that, son.

[02:53:47] There's actually no regard for your opponent's safety

[02:53:50] when you toss them to the outside like that.

[02:53:54] Fly it all the way to the outside from ring post to ringside risking it all paid off right to the back

[02:54:05] Just melting the back with those laces

[02:54:09] What are we doing again? He's being somewhat backed into a corner right now

[02:54:15] Look it up, what's next?

[02:54:17] Sase ran on Barricade!

[02:54:20] A body on body on body!

[02:54:23] Wow! Big time payoff of a big time risk!

[02:54:28] Oh yes!

[02:54:31] You must not move!

[02:54:33] Down he goes!

[02:54:41] Right to the kidneys from behind!

[02:54:44] And he gets delivered back into the ring!

[02:54:47] I'll see what you got, buddy.

[02:54:49] Pox got the Anaconda vice in, cinching in the Anaconda vice submission.

[02:54:54] He's in a bad position now, resisting as much as he can, but for me, he's way out.

[02:55:00] He's free.

[02:55:02] He gets out of it with a low place.

[02:55:07] He went for a low blow, man. This guy's a piece of shit.

[02:55:10] We smoked that guy.

[02:55:26] My arse nemesis.

[02:55:34] Hey, don't wanna

[02:55:52] Yeah, fuck you bitch

[02:56:03] I like that for a blitz.

[02:56:33] It sucks you in man. It's so fucking bullshit

[02:56:46] Got him where he wants him up and

[02:56:50] Beautiful falcon arrow perhaps a little more determination needed from styles. Yeah, watch and see him look aggressively work the opposition

[02:56:57] Oh, trying to make that arm useless here, bludgeoning with a stiff shot.

[02:57:13] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[02:57:15] Oh my gosh, connected with the axe handle.

[02:57:21] Styles has the momentum against him here.

[02:57:23] This can't be how AJ and Vision tonight going.

[02:57:28] Oh, Bricka!

[02:57:32] Beautiful!

[02:57:33] Nick Bracken in the float over.

[02:57:35] That was pretty.

[02:57:36] Styles wanted to get some, though it was just brought to a nair.

[02:57:41] A part now, lifting his apartment up!

[02:57:44] A Bricka!

[02:57:45] Go to sleep!

[02:57:47] It's all blocks for the taking.

[02:57:49] Cover!

[02:57:50] Two!

[02:57:51] He's done it. Get him out of here!

[02:57:58] Here comes the very game, Shawn Michaels, who's ready to bring the fight.

[02:58:06] What the fuck was that camera? Did I play a stroke?

[02:58:09] This is Shawn Michaels 80. This is from 1997, sir.

[02:58:21] Beautiful. Float over, net breaker. Picture perfect.

[02:58:24] We've seen a lot of competitors so far, but there are plenty more to go.

[02:58:28] I can't imagine what you must be feeling at this point in The Godless.

[02:58:32] You're aching, you're fighting through the pain, and you've still got a good amount of hope in you.

[02:58:38] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[02:58:42] Well, that was really on punkside.

[02:58:44] Smothering offense from Punk here.

[02:58:47] Sets up in the corner.

[02:58:49] What is coming next?

[02:58:51] Into the short clothesline and Punk is on a roll.

[02:58:56] From the top row.

[02:58:59] Darn me now, Bo.

[02:59:01] Is it enough?

[02:59:03] He goes off the pen attempt.

[02:59:05] wanting to try something else.

[02:59:14] And Puck just countered there.

[02:59:17] And a bursting damage there.

[02:59:20] Floating over the neckbreaker.

[02:59:22] Picture perfect.

[02:59:23] HBK in real danger here.

[02:59:25] Shul has to stall Voliulok somehow.

[02:59:28] His body is dealing with a lot of stress here.

[02:59:35] the

[02:59:57] Uh-oh. Sweet Rage, Common.

[03:00:02] Gotta sleep. Crucial moments for Michaels.

[03:00:08] Two, that's all handsome for diesel, and then Sean Michaels couldn't go to distance.

[03:00:15] Kind of f**king in the morning right now.

[03:00:27] I can scare this freak.

[03:00:34] Beautiful!

[03:00:37] Flood over neckbreaker!

[03:00:40] Picture perfect!

[03:00:41] And see if that's maintaining the advantage now.

[03:00:44] Punk is determined right now!

[03:00:46] Measured kick to the vertebrae!

[03:00:48] Ah, right to the back!

[03:00:51] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:01:00] Oh, a declarative, decisive shot.

[03:01:05] And he gets directed into the corner.

[03:01:08] Follows it over the short arm close line.

[03:01:11] Top drop.

[03:01:15] Come on, big man.

[03:01:35] Dream of having a match like this a lot of emotions running through these superstars now and the momentum's currently against Brock now

[03:01:42] Walk might be in a panic suit

[03:01:46] Focus on reaching that all

[03:01:48] That'll do some serious damage

[03:01:56] Right through the kidneys from behind and left her got met with resistance there

[03:02:05] is

[03:02:15] fair

[03:02:32] He's got it.

[03:02:34] Punch after punch after punch.

[03:02:38] Poked Doggie's out in time.

[03:02:42] Flop over Nickbreaker.

[03:02:44] Hit two, perfect.

[03:02:46] And a test here for Brock Lesnar. He has to formulate it.

[03:02:50] Frank Harvard!

[03:02:52] Frank Harvard! Submission hole!

[03:02:54] He makes the choice of man of the hole.

[03:02:56] Delivers the knee!

[03:02:58] The reversal!

[03:03:00] Well scouted!

[03:03:02] Gets out of dodge.

[03:03:04] Both sides of the answer to every piece...

[03:03:06] Oh no.

[03:03:08] Michael Klontek shelter!

[03:03:10] Here comes the f**k!

[03:03:12] And the f**k!

[03:03:14] If Klontek's got a problem here...

[03:03:16] I'm following up with the pin!

[03:03:18] Simply all-no-real!

[03:03:20] Potentially!

[03:03:22] Each of these four.

[03:03:24] Potentially inhuman kicking out at long how how on earth

[03:03:31] Lester doesn't get paid by the hour he wanted this to be over seconds ago

[03:03:39] And he's able to avoid that offense

[03:03:44] Picture perfect the arm absorbing the damage

[03:03:50] So what a roundhouse

[03:03:54] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:04:01] Pow, what a shot.

[03:04:04] Oh my gosh, what an impact.

[03:04:08] What's it going to take to end it?

[03:04:11] It might be this.

[03:04:12] Now it's the GTS.

[03:04:15] It's all pucks for the taking.

[03:04:17] There's two.

[03:04:19] There he goes.

[03:04:20] There's no advancing, they're just trying to kill me.

[03:04:27] Jack is Jack ready to throw down in this goblin match.

[03:04:40] The level up for Tuesday today should be studied.

[03:04:43] They would say Thursday?

[03:04:45] Um, someone in chance to just say I grappled them from behind and then told me how to do it

[03:04:51] They know how to do it

[03:04:56] It's working out

[03:04:58] We'd still be in the first half and no one ever wins a match in the first half

[03:05:05] But your point still stands

[03:05:09] Being over and see a Pug is in control

[03:05:11] I

[03:05:15] Can get by

[03:05:23] And cactus Jack is looking a little less dangerous after that attack you could almost feel the intensity coming from punk on that attack

[03:05:34] Like is locked here on his opponent now

[03:05:41] A vast disaster with an elbow in the midsection.

[03:05:46] It's driven into the corner.

[03:05:48] A little cockiness here from Punk.

[03:06:00] Being carried around now.

[03:06:07] Just smashing the face hard there.

[03:06:11] Saw the opening and turned it into a jawbreaker.

[03:06:18] Down with force.

[03:06:23] Isolating the arm.

[03:06:26] Oh god that hurt.

[03:06:34] Gets lifted into position.

[03:06:36] The assembly sent Kareem into the outside back.

[03:06:40] He is sent out like yesterday's trash.

[03:06:42] And coming, that was absolute illundice.

[03:06:47] Landing with such force.

[03:06:49] Got to be agonizing for the arm.

[03:06:51] And unrelenting assault being brought to cactus Jack.

[03:06:54] Yeah, Jack has to find a response quickly.

[03:06:56] I

[03:07:05] Guess toss back into the back

[03:07:08] Trying to get vertical but has no idea he's over too slow fly

[03:07:17] Rains down an elbow retaliation

[03:07:26] Oh man, taking it to the trapeze.

[03:07:32] Spalting from above.

[03:07:37] That's handed from the middle rope.

[03:07:42] Brother.

[03:07:45] This just might be the greatest match we've seen in a while.

[03:07:50] I don't think anyone can argue that.

[03:07:53] Do the thing!

[03:07:56] Oh Ricky kicked to the lower back, kicked to the back, and Poff there getting in some

[03:08:06] more late offense.

[03:08:07] You can't deny the fighting spirit Punk has been showing tonight.

[03:08:13] That's my fault.

[03:08:14] That's my fault.

[03:08:15] Oh, a merciless strike.

[03:08:16] Oh, a merciless strike. So much tension at points of the leg.

[03:08:28] That guy just jack looks like Mack from It's Always Sunny.

[03:08:33] Fat Mack?

[03:08:35] Crammy?

[03:08:38] Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

[03:08:40] When they did that little punch thing he just did, he tried to attack, but like the terrain stopped him.

[03:08:48] Going up to the top now.

[03:08:52] Come on, buddy.

[03:08:56] Oh no.

[03:09:10] We have just witnessed next-level grit, resilience, and even more so defiance.

[03:09:17] How do you stop that?

[03:09:19] That was the whole run shot that got robbed at the fence.

[03:09:27] Right through the kidneys from behind.

[03:09:30] Oh my lord! What contact?

[03:09:35] Asim in the corner, thinking of the next move.

[03:09:37] Welcome to the short blows line and punk is on a roll and his ribs may be smalting as

[03:09:44] it seems his torso on punk now lifted.

[03:09:47] He's like, look at his torso injury right there.

[03:09:50] So that's kind of like a gold border.

[03:09:52] What does that mean?

[03:09:53] See how punk needs to end this.

[03:09:55] Cover!

[03:09:56] Two counter.

[03:09:57] And away he comes.

[03:09:58] And he countered his jacks out.

[03:10:00] Hit the showers.

[03:10:02] Disabled for life.

[03:10:04] Whoa, look who's here.

[03:10:06] But don't come in, Reed!

[03:10:08] Sui thinks we're not subbing?

[03:10:12] Gamer thinks we're subbing? Just watch.

[03:10:28] Picture perfect!

[03:11:06] Well, I don't have time to do anything.

[03:11:15] I don't fully understand how to react to whipping them off the ropes.

[03:11:25] I'm standing still.

[03:11:26] I don't get it.

[03:11:27] I don't get it.

[03:11:28] And Fiend falls to a counter.

[03:11:35] Beautiful net breaker for the float over.

[03:11:40] That was pretty.

[03:11:41] The Fiend is not accustomed to this position.

[03:11:43] The Fiend is being systematically worked on.

[03:11:47] Don't flip.

[03:11:48] Wow.

[03:11:49] Has to find a way out of this.

[03:11:51] Up and over all the way to the floor.

[03:11:53] Did he toss down a ring like that?

[03:11:55] Could do some long-term damage.

[03:11:56] damage I hope they're okay from the top

[03:12:01] Lord taking flight there was no sense in that it was all adrenaline it seems like

[03:12:08] this match is becoming something of an uphill battle for him and he slides him

[03:12:13] back to the mat

[03:12:17] stop in the arm and see if punk is in control punk is proving hard to deal with

[03:12:24] dribbling the opponent's hand like a basketball

[03:12:29] mom buddy

[03:12:33] punk avoids the attack

[03:12:37] now it's pretty

[03:12:48] doesn't want to be on the top rope like this

[03:12:54] from where are we?

[03:13:01] this is the mark!

[03:13:04] idiot?

[03:13:05] oh, i'm the idiot.

[03:13:10] what?

[03:13:12] power slap!

[03:13:14] they are getting pummeled!

[03:13:20] Punch the rest. I'm busy man. I'm fighting to choke him.

[03:13:27] He's in a blob of shock.

[03:13:50] Get that with everything and following it with the pen

[03:13:53] No kick out of two! Good lord! Scarily close to three!

[03:13:57] PUNCH! Staggering! Come back and you find his feet!

[03:14:02] Fucking hell man!

[03:14:04] Watch in the claw! This is agonizing!

[03:14:07] The claw!

[03:14:08] This one's over! See how PUNCH doesn't know where he is!

[03:14:12] Somehow he kicked out!

[03:14:14] There is that legendary fighting spirit of PUNCH on full display!

[03:14:19] Just dished out his most devastating offense and you got to be wondering if he's thinking one more time will be the char

[03:14:29] Sending off to Fiend

[03:14:37] Look at this out to the apron. Oh my goodness

[03:14:40] You can't even...

[03:14:41] Oh, the open!

[03:14:42] The hardest part of the ring!

[03:14:44] And the fiends durability getting challenged again.

[03:14:47] We are getting into desperation time for the fiend!

[03:14:54] Whip back into the ring!

[03:15:00] See Ant-Point ready to end it?

[03:15:01] Sinting in the Anaconda by submission!

[03:15:04] That's hooked in deep.

[03:15:05] Oh, my...

[03:15:05] The mulling is way out!

[03:15:08] And he's free!

[03:15:10] Oh, setting up for something here.

[03:15:15] A flat-out power into the scoop slam.

[03:15:24] Oh, I see them punks stop that in its tracks.

[03:15:29] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:15:31] Turning around for the reversal.

[03:15:40] Oh man, what a strong kick.

[03:15:47] Sinawpuk was into end things here.

[03:15:53] GT Axe connects.

[03:15:55] Is it the finishing touch?

[03:15:57] Puk needs to count.

[03:15:59] Oh, not yet.

[03:16:00] They just got the shoulder up.

[03:16:02] That was an extremely close call.

[03:16:05] In fact, I'm not even certain

[03:16:07] that was actually a kick out.

[03:16:09] 3-Count!

[03:16:10] See, I thought that was enough.

[03:16:11] We thought that was enough,

[03:16:13] but somehow, it didn't earn the 3-Count.

[03:16:16] He's down now!

[03:16:17] Fiend!

[03:16:17] That's the tsunami!

[03:16:18] This butlet match!

[03:16:24] Coming out of the way, the go-in now is Triple H.

[03:16:27] Here you go, I'm the lady, I'm the control,

[03:16:30] I'm not a lady, I'm the check, I'm not a lady,

[03:16:32] I'm not a lady, I'm not a lady,

[03:16:34] I need you water from my mouth, I hope you don't free me!

[03:16:38] Beautiful!

[03:16:39] Oh, the net break! Picture perfect!

[03:16:49] Cutting it off with a stiff gut punch!

[03:16:52] Reversal after reversal leads to an already for each other.

[03:16:57] Sharp elbow to the gut turns that one around.

[03:17:01] Reorientating them in the corner here.

[03:17:04] I

[03:17:11] Think they're bringing the house down tonight. This is unbelievable

[03:17:19] Fuck

[03:17:23] That offense

[03:17:25] Nice.

[03:17:26] Right to the kidneys, from behind.

[03:17:33] The game getting picked apart here.

[03:17:36] Triple H's defenses are being locked down.

[03:17:40] Back and forth, Trades reversals.

[03:17:42] He's certainly feeling that attack.

[03:17:44] And this is the hostility puck wanted to break.

[03:17:48] Vicious arm stop.

[03:17:50] Nice.

[03:17:51] Taking out the arm great strategy

[03:18:03] End of the line for the game right on the arm

[03:18:12] Game completely on the wrong end of that attack really feeling it now, okay, man

[03:18:21] It's a 10.

[03:18:25] Caught her!

[03:18:26] Caught her!

[03:18:28] Caught her here!

[03:18:31] He breaks the ref's count before 2.

[03:18:33] Not going down without a fight.

[03:18:35] Okay man.

[03:18:37] Oh my god, we got him.

[03:18:39] It's over!

[03:18:40] The power lifted up!

[03:18:41] Joel, make me go wrestling!

[03:18:44] Will that sum this up for playing?

[03:18:47] Caught her!

[03:18:48] 2!

[03:18:49] Is that finished bitch China?

[03:18:53] Or is it?

[03:18:57] Crowd's bugged where they looking at?

[03:19:00] angle 90s.

[03:19:23] We gotta stop opening with it.

[03:19:25] We're in there now.

[03:19:30] fighting from the number one position. Entering a goal, it's all about proving yourself to the locker room, to the WWE Universe, and most importantly, to yourself.

[03:19:41] Touch. No one won't back down. Help.

[03:19:48] And San Pong is leaving no breathing room here.

[03:19:53] Pong is descending right now.

[03:19:56] Crossing the arm with that.

[03:20:05] The springboard attack fails to land.

[03:20:09] We were quite lucky he decided to do that by the way.

[03:20:12] That breaker.

[03:20:13] Got to respect the strategy to work over the arm.

[03:20:19] And Alid just got put on Angle's intensity there.

[03:20:22] Yeah, and Punk had it well measured.

[03:20:24] Right through the kidneys from behind.

[03:20:27] Oh, God!

[03:20:32] Place it in the corner.

[03:20:38] Targeting the arm. This has got to hurt.

[03:20:40] Angle in a distressing spot.

[03:20:42] A full core press being applied to one goal.

[03:20:45] And then follows it up with a one.

[03:20:51] Ooh, this is kicking the spine.

[03:20:53] He looking fairly drained.

[03:20:55] Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine.

[03:21:03] Bam.

[03:21:04] Down he goes.

[03:21:05] Ooh.

[03:21:07] All right.

[03:21:08] Awesome attack.

[03:21:10] Able to power that one.

[03:21:14] The neck breaker.

[03:21:15] Yeah, sure, perfect.

[03:21:17] Targeting a body part working the arm.

[03:21:20] Momentum is really on Pugside.

[03:21:22] Smothering offense from Punk here.

[03:21:25] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:21:28] No, I won't.

[03:21:30] Back.

[03:21:32] No.

[03:21:33] Uh-uh, the sweet green's coming.

[03:21:35] They've got a sweet GTS from Punk.

[03:21:38] Get him out!

[03:21:54] He's got me!

[03:21:56] Wait, my tempo is back. You see that?

[03:22:09] There's not like a black background on the green there.

[03:22:14] This is really an impressive showing we're seeing tonight.

[03:22:18] Staking your claim is the best, is never easy.

[03:22:20] But this performance was on a whole other level.

[03:22:24] Fortitude and grit.

[03:22:26] That's what it takes to make it through a good match.

[03:22:29] But the thing is, your opponents are also coming into this

[03:22:33] with that same fortitude and grit.

[03:22:36] This is where we really start to ask, who wants it more?

[03:22:41] to ask who wants it more

[03:22:44] Orton getting worked on right now

[03:22:46] Yeah, Orton has to find a response quickly

[03:22:51] C.M. Pomley gonna show off his power game now

[03:22:54] Double on the hot back breaker

[03:22:57] Oh, a boot to the back

[03:23:05] Shut up

[03:23:06] up. He is not stunned and I am. Not so fast. And see a box maintaining the advantage now.

[03:23:29] Smothering offense from Punk here.

[03:23:32] Oh, right on the arm.

[03:23:35] Punk never saw that coming.

[03:23:36] And he's finally able to slow all that incoming offense.

[03:23:40] He's found some breathing room here,

[03:23:42] and he'd be moist to take advantage.

[03:23:44] Dragon screwed.

[03:23:49] Oh, my, boot to the spine right there.

[03:23:52] And the battle being brought to the Viper there.

[03:23:54] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:23:59] He could be starting to really struggle in this match.

[03:24:02] Ah, shit breaker.

[03:24:04] I like when Koki gets hit from punk.

[03:24:10] Devil's Mokra likes some shit.

[03:24:15] You afraid of heights, buddy?

[03:24:16] He is afraid.

[03:24:17] He is afraid.

[03:24:18] All right.

[03:24:25] He wriggles out of the gauges over there.

[03:24:29] Now it's pretty.

[03:24:31] The Viper is facing a bit of danger here.

[03:24:34] Alarms must be going off in Alton's head now.

[03:24:41] This one looks like it hurts so much.

[03:24:46] Oh no.

[03:24:47] It's fake though? Yeah, like he twists it and then like as he moves it's like he like

[03:25:04] lets go of the arm so it looks like he like brings it all the way. I think it's cool.

[03:25:17] It's still hanging on.

[03:25:19] Talk about a close call that easily couldn't be the three counts.

[03:25:24] Oh, working on the arm.

[03:25:26] And see if Punk is in control.

[03:25:28] Punk is determined right now.

[03:25:31] Kick the rat with your hands.

[03:25:39] Oh, very effective take down there.

[03:25:42] Counter for Morton.

[03:25:44] Randy isn't taking this line down anymore.

[03:25:46] We're hoping to start a rush of his own with that attack.

[03:25:49] That breaker picture perfect.

[03:25:52] Oh, no.

[03:25:54] Look at the same daggers right now.

[03:25:57] Oh, no.

[03:25:59] Oh, no.

[03:26:01] Okay, we're good.

[03:26:03] Neither superstar giving an inch here.

[03:26:06] Oh, he saw it coming.

[03:26:10] The fighters on.

[03:26:11] It's furious.

[03:26:13] Spain kept the gun.

[03:26:14] a

[03:26:21] he'll certainly prefer some of these than this

[03:26:25] I just can't get out the fight but planning still has plenty of fun and left

[03:26:29] inside it instead of putting Walter down

[03:26:32] that may have just sat looking at it we even the wounding

[03:26:36] just hope for the fences but it wasn't good enough and hold on

[03:26:40] Are we looking at the prelude to the end of it all?

[03:26:44] Oh, there's a reason this man's called the apex predator.

[03:26:48] Tides are beginning to shift in the favor of the bike burn.

[03:26:52] What has happened?

[03:26:55] Yeah, that's KSI on the mic. Yeah.

[03:26:59] Escape just in time.

[03:27:02] Now, Frank, you're in the float overhouse, Brady.

[03:27:10] some interdation tactics from CM Punk. Oh no.

[03:27:17] A battering blow.

[03:27:24] And he obeys Southern, Smith, and Brutal impact.

[03:27:29] You know I'm doing that shit again, bro.

[03:27:32] Oh, to the arm, terrible.

[03:27:39] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:27:42] Oh, God.

[03:27:45] Oh, man!

[03:27:47] Good night, buddy.

[03:27:49] Going to pump working to end the year!

[03:27:52] God, Tasley!

[03:27:54] Gordon is in big, big trouble.

[03:27:56] Cover!

[03:27:58] Two!

[03:27:59] It's a radio and has been picked in me.

[03:28:01] This gauntlet match.

[03:28:03] So let's think for God's something.

[03:28:06] Batista looks ready as hell for the gala!

[03:28:31] Right to the kidneys from behind!

[03:28:34] Now, but Jesus made this man up.

[03:28:36] Things can get grim in a hurry if Bethesda

[03:28:38] doesn't turn this around.

[03:28:39] Targeting the arm to great effect.

[03:28:43] Oh, that might have just broken something.

[03:28:48] Help us.

[03:28:51] Oh, target acquired and destroyed.

[03:28:54] Oh, man.

[03:28:58] Oh, dropped right across the net.

[03:29:01] He's climbing the turnbuckles to the top.

[03:29:04] Oh yeah, from the top, C and Pocahontas with the elbow drop.

[03:29:13] Got lucky.

[03:29:17] Here we go again, he made his point.

[03:29:19] Wakanda.

[03:29:20] Constructed the match instead of everything outside of it.

[03:29:23] Pocahontas never saw that coming.

[03:29:25] Finally, Batiste is able to interrupt these attacks for a moment.

[03:29:28] Now's the chance for Batiste to get back into this match.

[03:29:31] Each Superstar tried a counter and gained an advantage.

[03:29:37] Stopping that offense with a swift elbow.

[03:29:42] Beautiful!

[03:29:43] Throw it over the neckbreaker.

[03:29:45] Picture perfect.

[03:29:46] And see how Puck's maintaining the advantage now.

[03:29:48] Punk is determined right now.

[03:29:52] Ah, what a neckbreaker!

[03:29:56] Man, this place is jumping!

[03:29:58] Oh, serious damage to the army and inflicted here, and that might have tamed the animal there.

[03:30:03] Oh, kick right in the back!

[03:30:10] Right to the kidneys from behind!

[03:30:13] Oh, simply devastating!

[03:30:18] Forced into the corner and needs to stay on the defensive!

[03:30:23] And now Batista's being dismantled.

[03:30:25] Batista certainly being tested here.

[03:30:28] Yeah, Batista really looks battered after that attack.

[03:30:31] Yeah, Batista being faced with adversity here.

[03:30:35] And see how Punk absolutely refusing to let Fatigue hold him back.

[03:30:38] You can't deny the fighting spirit Punk has been showing tonight.

[03:30:42] We're going to start from Batista.

[03:30:45] Hell, that's Batista keeping that string of offense in check.

[03:30:49] Batista showing it's not time for lying down, it's time for fighting back.

[03:30:53] Let me alone, let me alone, let me alone.

[03:31:03] Officially in suplex, off into the pin.

[03:31:09] Why on earth would he give up the pin?

[03:31:13] He's got bad intentions.

[03:31:15] Oh, that's got to sting your back.

[03:31:18] Well, man, he was really on pump side.

[03:31:20] CM Punk is firmly in the driver's seat, just welting the back with those laces.

[03:31:26] The pinpoint kick to the back.

[03:31:30] Going after the arm in a big way.

[03:31:33] Oh, simply bone-rattling offense.

[03:31:41] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:31:46] And into the corner he goes.

[03:31:49] Follows it over the shorts on Glovesline.

[03:31:52] Point for Technician, a plot.

[03:31:55] Meeting his way out.

[03:31:56] Fucking pussy.

[03:31:58] And he's free.

[03:32:06] Well, Ron's just out.

[03:32:08] This is it.

[03:32:14] Gator over from the taster.

[03:32:16] eliminated from this match.

[03:32:22] The next combatant is Eddie Guerrero, who is ready to take a crack at this good one.

[03:32:46] Right there, Kidney's from behind, and see how Punk is leaving no breathing room here.

[03:32:51] A series of disabling maneuvers from Punk.

[03:32:59] Oh no, dangerous maneuver there. To the arm.

[03:33:06] Jarring impact.

[03:33:07] Punk is feeling it, the end is in sight.

[03:33:11] Oh, we know what's coming here.

[03:33:15] Ladies and gentlemen, oh, GTS.

[03:33:19] It's all punks for the taking.

[03:33:26] Oh, this is kicking the spine.

[03:33:30] Oh, Ricky kicked it a lower back.

[03:33:32] A steady stream of moves taking out Eddie.

[03:33:34] Guerrero needs to better assess the situations

[03:33:37] to turn this around.

[03:33:39] Over neckbreaker picture perfect

[03:33:52] Just punishing the arm

[03:33:58] Place against the chairbuckles

[03:34:04] Lot targeted the arm and he's looking out of sorts now

[03:34:09] the

[03:34:15] man

[03:34:22] ,

[03:34:28] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:34:33] Overwhelming offense down from Punk.

[03:34:35] Punk is determined right now.

[03:34:37] Sianpeng hoists his opponents down with a ZTS.

[03:34:42] Gerard runs on his last breath.

[03:34:46] Two, one, a kick up.

[03:34:48] I don't believe it.

[03:34:49] You have to be impressed with how much Eddie can endure,

[03:34:52] how much he's able to still fight on.

[03:34:54] And Pop might have just swung for the kinsons,

[03:34:57] But it wasn't good enough.

[03:34:59] Inverted DDT.

[03:35:03] Goes for the pin.

[03:35:15] Here is your winner.

[03:35:17] And he got the crown.

[03:35:20] I understand that you're not me versus the world mentality,

[03:35:24] But at the end of the day, the weight of the world will always be too much to handle.

[03:35:30] This was a match with the perfect encapsulation of that fact.

[03:35:36] It's the rest you take running to Garland, especially from the very first spot.

[03:35:49] Brother.

[03:35:54] I want one more try.

[03:36:18] CMPung ate him again

[03:36:20] To the ignorant or stupid and twitch chat whichever ones

[03:36:25] Are simply unaware

[03:36:27] You have to play a CMPung or AJ Lee

[03:36:33] Believe me, he's not my first choice. He's not even my 10th choice

[03:36:42] Is there a guard here?

[03:36:48] Play some, play me off.

[03:36:53] Come on man, I'll bear it back.

[03:36:55] I gotta pee.

[03:36:58] I can do that.

[03:37:18] The

[03:37:42] brother killed me in a past

[03:37:48] If I was a cop, I'd be waiting for it.

[03:38:14] Right here.

[03:38:19] This is an issue between my computer monitor and my fucking brain, okay?

[03:38:37] Everything.

[03:38:39] All of this.

[03:38:40] It's a skill issue, okay?

[03:38:42] No amount of advice will help me, none.

[03:38:46] Stop talking to me, stop, stop.

[03:38:49] I'm telling you right now, I am admitting, I am admitting,

[03:38:52] I am without skill, I suck, I currently suck,

[03:38:57] I am practicing to not suck because that is what

[03:39:00] every human does about anything

[03:39:03] that they are trying to improve at.

[03:39:05] They train and practice you stupid asshole.

[03:39:09] Nothing will- no magical word, no power word that you have acquired from a different fucking dimension will assist me in getting better, okay?

[03:39:19] No magic spell that you can cast in my Twitch chat with your stupid arrangement of words will assist me!

[03:39:27] NONE!

[03:39:28] I will literally resign from PD if someone takes my scout and my turbo dude.

[03:39:37] I will never play cop again.

[03:39:42] It will be a lost cause.

[03:39:43] It will be a lost cause dude.

[03:39:44] No fucking way dude.

[03:39:45] It's mine you fucking incompetent pricks. Why was there not a single person at that scene?

[03:40:03] No! Hey! Fuck you! No, don't listen to me! No! You listen to me right now! You worthless

[03:40:09] Piece of shit! You didn't do anything for us!

[03:40:12] You're being mad about a fucking term-

[03:40:13] IT'S MY CAR! YOU-

[03:40:39] you

[03:41:09] you

[03:41:39] you

[03:42:09] you

[03:42:39] you

[03:43:09] I

[03:43:24] Think okay, I'm a yeah. Oh my what the fuck you see that

[03:43:36] Who is sir

[03:43:39] Hello?

[03:43:40] He looks disappeared.

[03:43:41] Teleportation no chance.

[03:43:42] Oh, there he goes.

[03:43:43] Oh, Declan, what's going on, man?

[03:43:44] You know this guy.

[03:43:45] Yeah, this is Declan.

[03:43:46] Look, Ray.

[03:43:47] Japan.

[03:43:48] He got thrown out of every bathhouse we ever went to.

[03:43:49] You know, goddamn right.

[03:43:50] Sorry, Lenny, I apprehended your ass.

[03:43:51] I've been in the ass from paying training.

[03:43:52] Classic Declan.

[03:43:53] Some kid told me a story when I was in middle school.

[03:43:54] I was in high school.

[03:43:55] I was in high school.

[03:43:56] I was in high school.

[03:43:57] I was in high school.

[03:43:58] I was in high school.

[03:43:59] I was in high school.

[03:44:00] I was in high school.

[03:44:01] I was in high school.

[03:44:02] I was in high school.

[03:44:03] I was in high school.

[03:44:04] Ha classic dick

[03:44:07] Some kid told me a story when I was in middle school that one of his friends was having sex with the chicks in the butt

[03:44:13] And they pulled his penis out and there's a full butter bean on the tip of his dick

[03:44:19] I'm not trying to to to pull stuff from a portal and start doing stuff for myself, you know

[03:44:25] Yeah, that's look that's capitalism, baby. You know that is capitalists. That's capital is a baby

[03:44:31] Look fuck everyone else get the bag homie the funny thing it is the funny thing is about capitalism

[03:44:38] Right is the people who complain about most are benefiting from it the most yeah, that's true

[03:44:43] You know there's a guy in my uh on Mitch who does that really?

[03:44:48] He's a just political commentary

[03:44:51] Oh

[03:45:11] Oh

[03:45:16] Hello, I'm not used to my new microphone

[03:45:19] It's new by the way

[03:45:36] Well Mike begin thank you we're doing podcast now. Yeah

[03:45:42] What new that feeling you hit the halfway point you start to think you're home free

[03:45:46] the

[03:46:06] stand up and fight i know you'll be back there's no way you're giving up now right

[03:46:11] to hide in a world where we tell you what to do

[03:46:16] i didn't think so fine tune your approach i'm sure the next time we see each other i'll be

[03:46:20] be congratulating you on your victory...probably.

[03:46:50] Let's try, then we will rumble.

[03:46:52] the

[03:46:58] the

[03:47:18] the

[03:47:20] And here's this Gauntlet's first opponent.

[03:47:30] Get set up playing Splitter tonight.

[03:47:47] phenomenal blitz

[03:47:55] They watch this

[03:47:58] Overneck record

[03:48:17] Punks moniker might as well be Icarus each win is big for in here

[03:48:23] But one loss brings this whole thing to a screeching halt

[03:48:32] What

[03:48:40] God man, no this fucking piece of shit dude. It's just beeping

[03:48:47] Oh

[03:48:58] Shoulder first the range is shifted

[03:49:03] My the team to evade a precarious position that oh right on the arm

[03:49:09] No, right to the back. He's looking a little battered now. Yeah watching CM Punk aggressively work the opposition

[03:49:17] Oh, he cuts it off.

[03:49:22] Oh, wow, lights out.

[03:49:27] Measured kick to the vertebra.

[03:49:39] Stop it away, and then the knee right into the throat.

[03:49:42] Then the knee right to the throat.

[03:49:44] That was showing great awareness of positioning.

[03:49:46] Positioning placing yourself between the ref and your opponent and hawk is really putting the pressure on

[03:49:55] Wavering styles taking it by surprise

[03:50:00] Oh

[03:50:03] Great agility. Oh big mistake and that error could be costly

[03:50:08] He needs him!

[03:50:10] Off into the pin!

[03:50:12] Strong kick out there.

[03:50:14] He's not letting fatigue set in or get the better of him.

[03:50:20] Right for the kidneys from behind.

[03:50:23] Ooh, what a damaging blow!

[03:50:26] Aw, that gets reversed on CM Punk.

[03:50:30] Things are well underway here, but you never really know when it got a little in.

[03:50:33] This could go on for quite a while longer.

[03:50:36] Or this might be the last opponent of the night. You just got to take things one opponent at a time

[03:50:41] His thumb were off

[03:50:44] You'll be facing next

[03:50:48] And AJ only finds himself on the defensive but AJ can't let this flourish derail it

[03:50:59] There's a touch of it

[03:51:02] I think he's still just getting warmed up

[03:51:06] The

[03:51:13] countering with a chocolate will alter any attack.

[03:51:16] And he retaliates.

[03:51:22] Wow, lights out.

[03:51:27] Going for the legs going right after the base.

[03:51:35] the

[03:51:42] one of

[03:51:49] Oh

[03:51:58] What

[03:52:05] Oh no

[03:52:19] What an reversal from AJ.

[03:52:21] He's able to dodge that one in time.

[03:52:24] Now Breaker in the float over.

[03:52:26] That was pretty.

[03:52:28] Kick directly to the back.

[03:52:32] Oh, a line of a kick in the back.

[03:52:35] Just loathing the back with those laces.

[03:52:38] Oh, read that one.

[03:52:40] the

[03:52:47] the

[03:52:54] the

[03:53:05] That was really a part-side seeing a puck is firmly in the driver's seat.

[03:53:21] Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine.

[03:53:25] Got to respect the strategy to work over the arm.

[03:53:31] U.S.

[03:53:40] U.S.

[03:53:44] U.S.

[03:53:48] of

[03:53:55] the

[03:54:01] But that was a long to count

[03:54:09] There this he's actually the most powerful guy

[03:54:19] Dude

[03:54:31] We gotta get him outta here.

[03:54:54] What?

[03:54:55] AJ Styles trapping into that pit bull mentality for a nail biter of a kickout.

[03:54:59] Hunk took his best shot, gave him everything he had, but just couldn't get the pin.

[03:55:04] Oh, just punishing the arm.

[03:55:07] And Sian Punk is leaving no breathing room here.

[03:55:10] Smothering offense from Punk here, right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:55:15] Well, AJ caught him.

[03:55:17] Now Styles looking for some momentum.

[03:55:19] Yes, Styles, survival instincts off taking over.

[03:55:23] He's out he's out of here

[03:55:32] Oh my god

[03:55:53] Oh

[03:56:06] Every superstar this got one matches highly capable in their own right

[03:56:10] But they're gonna be one to stand tall at the end of the night and to be that long after starting a position number one

[03:56:17] That's a lofty goal. It's definitely possible, but just know that this is gonna be a long night

[03:56:23] A.K.A.

[03:56:25] Toss him aside.

[03:56:27] I'll just leave it at this. Nobody comes into a match hoping to get chucked around like that.

[03:56:31] Sweet with a leg. Good counter.

[03:56:35] Nice.

[03:56:37] Destructed arm breaker.

[03:56:43] Oh man, that'll bend your arm.

[03:56:50] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[03:56:53] Oh, and Drew there just got a taste of pushback to his warrior-like mentality.

[03:56:59] Quick and effective delivery there by Punk.

[03:57:03] I don't know if this is a good idea. This is going to take more strength than he has left.

[03:57:07] A left-off power bomb!

[03:57:09] No must, no fuss on that delivery.

[03:57:12] Someone clearly doesn't want this match to go on much longer than it has to.

[03:57:15] Man!

[03:57:16] Oh, what a hot kick!

[03:57:18] the

[03:57:41] up. You waiting for me, buddy? Thank you. Oh,

[03:58:11] Oh, no.

[03:58:20] My esophagus.

[03:58:35] Any tramp?

[03:58:36] Thanks for seven.

[03:58:37] Oh, no.

[03:58:38] Oh

[03:58:50] Oh

[03:59:08] He's heading to the top turnbuckle.

[03:59:12] Look out!

[03:59:14] Oh, he lands hard!

[03:59:16] Boom! Good defense from him.

[03:59:23] Power slam! Good night!

[03:59:25] And there's CM Pong fighting the energy to keep attacking.

[03:59:28] Pong showing he knows what it takes to thrive in a grueling match like this one.

[03:59:38] Right to the kidneys from it's over

[03:59:48] Flamingo Linda thanks for rating me very much

[03:59:52] I cannot believe it

[04:00:02] Macintyre is getting dismantled. Yeah, punk able to completely neutralize Macintyre here

[04:00:08] Oh my god, these are up so early.

[04:00:26] instantly as soon as I left the fucking apron.

[04:00:33] with that blow, delivered into the barricade.

[04:00:37] Park is locked in on his opponent now.

[04:00:42] Ah, jeez. And see how Park is in control.

[04:00:45] My king tie is gonna have to figure something out.

[04:00:48] And it seems like that arm could be tonight's target of choice.

[04:00:53] No way.

[04:00:54] Oof, take it down instead with that chop block.

[04:00:58] right side back to the mat

[04:01:05] down across the neck

[04:01:10] my turn, bitch

[04:01:18] right to the kidneys from behind

[04:01:22] Turn your lights out.

[04:01:29] Oh, look at this. Just cracking the head. That's got to happen.

[04:01:32] This might be enough.

[04:01:35] Actually, you know what?

[04:01:40] Trying to arm bar. Trying to arm bar. Submission hold in.

[04:01:43] It looks like the Spanish warrior is beginning to...

[04:01:46] I am I am beating the fuck out of this guy in the submission is still so hard man. Oh

[04:01:54] My god

[04:02:06] That was pretty

[04:02:16] Oh god, I believe we have just been executed boys. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's going for the long-term damage

[04:02:33] Oh

[04:02:46] He gets the kick out after the one shows that this is still anybody's match at this point.

[04:02:56] Carrying the opposition.

[04:02:58] What's the thought here?

[04:03:03] Down, head over heels.

[04:03:11] Oh my god, this is number two, dude. It's not going good right now.

[04:03:18] Beautiful!

[04:03:19] Oh no, we're neck-breaker!

[04:03:21] Ain't sure perfect!

[04:03:22] Aw, to the arm! Terrible!

[04:03:26] Aw, look at this, just cranking ahead! That's gonna hurt!

[04:03:30] Hey, we damaged his arm, look.

[04:03:33] I think that's the first time I've seen that.

[04:03:36] Oh, that's gonna sting your back!

[04:03:41] Well, kidney punch.

[04:03:47] Kidney punch.

[04:03:58] Runs from Africa to pin.

[04:04:00] Runs from Guandu, China in order to enact the three count.

[04:04:10] Travels from the fourth dimension.

[04:04:21] Nice backtrack.

[04:04:22] Hey, the first time I made that joke this stream I said China guys.

[04:04:32] on the books his competitors are pushing themselves beyond their limits

[04:04:44] their heads definitely not every night we see a match like this kill this guy

[04:04:48] bad net

[04:04:50] in the end of the VICE submission.

[04:04:54] Renshige in the submission even tight.

[04:04:56] He just just needs to hold.

[04:04:58] Wonder what he's thinking here.

[04:04:59] Oh

[04:05:05] Tonight is no more in this one

[04:05:29] the

[04:05:42] no it doesn't

[04:05:45] know it doesn't

[04:05:52] Oh, what the hell is that?

[04:05:56] Back drop, suplex!

[04:05:58] It retaliates with a counter!

[04:06:01] I'm able to skirt a round out attack!

[04:06:08] Hey, come here.

[04:06:09] Hey.

[04:06:12] Hey.

[04:06:13] Triple H showing no fear, no intimidation.

[04:06:17] We don't do that in the WWE Universe, my man.

[04:06:20] Triple H getting dismantled here, smothering offense from Punk here, and Triple H being shown he's not the only one who knows how to operate in the ring.

[04:06:29] Yeah, this is the hostility Punk wanted to bring, right to the kidneys from behind.

[04:06:34] He can't handle the back shots, dude.

[04:06:36] Alright, he's handling it.

[04:06:38] On CM Punk.

[04:06:42] I am the game and I'm against the rules!

[04:06:45] Well, we're getting reversed, my man.

[04:06:55] things. Ringing the arm, and now getting tied up like a pretzel. Just punches that I got

[04:07:04] now, trying to get some space and manages it.

[04:07:07] Oh is it game? Has Mary the Bulls a daughter?

[04:07:15] Totally helpless at the moment.

[04:07:17] Spatial man!

[04:07:19] Wouldn't Mary China, but she was an otter.

[04:07:21] The game needs to pull a trick from the sleeve.

[04:07:23] And the game got outplayed with that offensive strike.

[04:07:28] Oh.

[04:07:29] Oh, he puts it off.

[04:07:31] He manages to stem the time attacks.

[04:07:33] Yeah, but Triple H needs to maintain some office to fully get back in this one.

[04:07:39] Oh, haha.

[04:07:42] Oh, they suddenly got a lot more dangerous over here.

[04:07:48] Net break, and a full run.

[04:07:50] That was pretty.

[04:07:51] Gentlemen, we're getting all close and personal with this fight.

[04:07:56] I did not want to do a smooth head-scissors application.

[04:08:00] And now the elbow's vicious.

[04:08:02] The game getting picked apart here.

[04:08:04] Punk is proving hard to deal with.

[04:08:07] Wait, his name's the game.

[04:08:08] And I'm playing a game.

[04:08:10] Denied with an elbow.

[04:08:12] And he's finally found an answer to this offensive storm.

[04:08:14] He's just running on pure instinct right now.

[04:08:17] And he's working.

[04:08:18] Hello.

[04:08:20] Hold up.

[04:08:40] Bitch.

[04:08:50] picture perfect and fuck is really putting the pressure on this is a

[04:08:54] good show he sure is in check

[04:09:00] I'm punk once more from his opponents

[04:09:07] dude don't go back in I'm not done what hey thank you

[04:09:46] While a window's open you quit hugging me the shit wouldn't even hurt or maybe a little

[04:09:54] Death lock more like deadlock

[04:10:01] It's time that deadlock in

[04:10:16] It's all old things

[04:10:27] Oh buddy

[04:10:35] Well, we might reverse their boys

[04:10:37] What a mess from Alpine.

[04:10:44] Phases through you.

[04:10:48] Nice try, boo-boo.

[04:10:53] Unfortunately, my man.

[04:11:00] to the box. Triple H has this all sung up, quickly rolling out of the ring to the ringside

[04:11:11] area. He's maybe gonna restratage us.

[04:11:13] Go down. Is he still down? No it isn't. He kicked down. He kicked down.

[04:11:22] What?

[04:11:23] Mall has to be done to end this.

[04:11:27] What a counter.

[04:11:28] Now Craig, you're not gonna float over him.

[04:11:30] That was pretty.

[04:11:35] Hey, big man.

[04:11:36] Let's just talk it out, okay?

[04:11:39] Whatever just happened, we can forget about it.

[04:11:41] Fuck!

[04:11:42] Oh.

[04:11:42] Park never saw that coming.

[04:11:44] Big clothesline!

[04:11:52] They hate your ass, man.

[04:11:53] Leave.

[04:11:54] one of the abdomen gets them out of that.

[04:12:02] Kidney punch.

[04:12:06] Kidney punch.

[04:12:07] How about another kidney punch.

[04:12:11] Well, we know what's coming here.

[04:12:14] Ladies and gentlemen, God, asleep.

[04:12:17] Blazed eyes on Triple H now.

[04:12:20] Two, can't get him.

[04:12:22] I thought it was finished off for sure.

[04:12:24] The game has never been one to go down with a whimper,

[04:12:27] and this time is no different.

[04:12:29] He took his best shot, gave him everything he had,

[04:12:31] but just couldn't get the pin.

[04:12:33] He turns it around!

[04:12:40] Oh, the DDT!

[04:12:47] Secret finish or move?

[04:12:49] There it is!

[04:12:52] He's been eliminated!

[04:12:54] Fuck Triple A, man.

[04:12:57] Fuck this bitch.

[04:12:58] The next will be Brock Lesnar, and he enters this government on a mission.

[04:13:02] We don't have any injuries right now, but our body is red.

[04:13:18] Hey guys, floating neckbreaker.

[04:13:32] You're aching. You're fighting through the pain. You won for four. That was an old mega

[04:13:38] greedy. Overwhelming offense down from punk. It's group. Hey, look at that. Seeping into

[04:13:44] Brock's mind. Right to the kidneys from behind. Oh, my lord! Leading against the turnbuckle

[04:13:55] get up I can't even fucking capitalize on our momentum here I'm still going for it

[04:14:25] the

[04:14:37] right to the kidneys from behind. He's been dealt.

[04:14:43] See that? Conflict going to turn out the lights.

[04:14:47] Going to sleep. That could end Brock's night's cover.

[04:14:52] Two. And he's still in the game. I think Paul Hamish must get the beat.

[04:14:57] Was that a wake-up calling out for Brock Lesnar? Has he just angered the beast more?

[04:15:01] See, and Conn thought that was enough. We thought that was enough.

[04:15:04] Was it up to somehow it didn't earn the three count

[04:15:11] Stop sir, sir, please

[04:15:21] Oh, no

[04:15:34] Is it enough? The cover!

[04:15:36] There's two!

[04:15:37] There he goes!

[04:15:38] There's another middle man!

[04:15:40] Not advanced!

[04:15:41] Ugh!

[04:15:47] Next in the goldmauage, Steve Austin.

[04:15:50] This should be interesting.

[04:15:53] I've never seen Steve Austin make that gesture, by the way.

[04:16:04] Pull it over, neckbreaker.

[04:16:08] Beautiful!

[04:16:09] Pull it over, neckbreaker.

[04:16:10] Picture perfect.

[04:16:11] Working on the arm.

[04:16:12] Getting the arm and great effect.

[04:16:13] It's a great effect.

[04:16:14] Snack with a devastating maneuver.

[04:16:15] The pinpoint kicked it back.

[04:16:16] And Sampark is leaving no breathing room here.

[04:16:17] Yeah, some flaws in Austin's game plan off being exposed.

[04:16:31] What game plan?

[04:16:32] from behind.

[04:16:34] Oh, very effective takedown, man.

[04:16:42] Got them off their feet here.

[04:16:44] Oh, jeez, falling hard outside.

[04:16:47] Take off. You gotta be kidding me.

[04:16:50] Like a heat-seeking missile, right on target.

[04:16:54] And just as destructive,

[04:16:56] the fight has been brought right to our doorstep.

[04:16:59] I think we need to clear out there. He said lads. He's English

[04:17:07] That was cool see and fuck is firmly in the driver's seat

[04:17:12] You just

[04:17:20] This is why we all do what we do

[04:17:29] of

[04:17:36] the money

[04:17:38] the

[04:17:54] Oh, damaging, Bill.

[04:17:56] Connecting with a sharp elbow.

[04:17:58] Austin is squarely in punk sights.

[04:18:01] Here it comes.

[04:18:04] The problem looked at, oh, Joel, meet me.

[04:18:07] GTS connects.

[04:18:09] Now, Siapp-Pak needs the headness.

[04:18:15] Wee.

[04:18:15] And Puck gets countered there.

[04:18:17] Austin doing what he can to halt for the beatdown.

[04:18:19] In this moment, could be what jump starts his comeback.

[04:18:24] Yeah. Take that. Oh, can Austin weather this storm, guys?

[04:18:36] I

[04:18:39] Is steep steep cold Steve Austin, where are we gonna be okay?

[04:18:57] He's finally able to get the reins on this one

[04:19:06] So he'd walk away my man

[04:19:21] No

[04:19:36] I don't think so, buddy.

[04:19:43] Oh, my Jesus!

[04:19:48] Is he his arm?

[04:19:55] His other arm.

[04:20:00] his other arm like flamed there it is sorry Steve here comes it oh man I moved

[04:20:22] My legs. My legs were falling asleep.

[04:20:30] I am the GAME!

[04:20:43] I did.

[04:20:52] Momentum has been taken from Austin. Punk is proving hard to deal with

[04:20:58] Yep, we

[04:21:07] Whatever

[04:21:22] This one's for William.

[04:21:52] Beautiful, Flono, the neckbreaker.

[04:21:58] That's your perfect.

[04:22:01] Go for the punch.

[04:22:04] And no one ever wins a match in the first half.

[04:22:08] Well, this isn't football, but your point still stands.

[04:22:11] This whole gauntlet is still far from being over.

[04:22:14] Overwhelming offense now from Punk.

[04:22:16] Looks like Orton's struggling here.

[04:22:19] Shruggle this, bitch.

[04:22:21] Kidney Punch.

[04:22:21] Kidney's from behind.

[04:22:23] And Kidney Punch.

[04:22:25] Is that I teaching Orton something there?

[04:22:27] Yeah, and Punk had it well measured.

[04:22:29] What kind of forever

[04:22:41] Oh, my God.

[04:22:43] Stopping away in the corner.

[04:22:47] But in the right to the throw, a prime example of working

[04:22:50] smarter, not harder.

[04:22:51] That's what I said.

[04:22:52] Wow.

[04:22:53] It was coming there.

[04:22:56] I mean, that's just the first.

[04:22:57] Beautiful blow over neck breaker.

[04:22:59] It came right back to the float over.

[04:23:01] That was pretty, and Randy came out there.

[04:23:03] That was pretty.

[04:23:04] The punch is determined right now.

[04:23:06] what are you doing? What's the play? Stop. I'm going to do one more. I'm going to do

[04:23:35] I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do it again.

[04:24:05] I suppose you have to take the shot, but it's still too early to wrap up this one this year

[04:24:19] Somehow Randy Orton return

[04:24:35] One more buddy. Oh you're lucky. No way. I think we're dead. I think we're dead. It

[04:24:53] might be a rumble time boys. Oh god. Well, still got a chance.

[04:25:14] Oh, we're dead. Maybe not.

[04:25:18] Wait, why'd I say early?

[04:25:23] Wait, why'd I say early?

[04:25:31] Just barely keeping this match going, keeping the fight inside them going.

[04:25:38] Take off!

[04:25:39] Yeah!

[04:25:40] That break right in the floor over there.

[04:25:42] That was pretty.

[04:25:44] Kick directly to the back.

[04:25:47] Ooh, this is kicking the spine.

[04:25:55] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[04:25:58] Ooh!

[04:25:59] My goodness

[04:26:04] And see a focus and get your bitch ass

[04:26:21] Amazing an unbelievable showing of tenacity from Horton to manage the chicken

[04:26:29] But just couldn't get the pin

[04:26:38] Once for William

[04:26:43] He may not have too much left, but at least he had enough to kick out

[04:26:48] Getting worked out right now punk is determined right now

[04:26:59] Randy Orton has made his committee from the full gauntlet tonight.

[04:27:05] This college has got more interest in the arrival of John Cena.

[04:27:19] Beautiful float over neckbreaker. Picture perfect.

[04:27:24] Working on the arm there.

[04:27:29] right to the kidneys from behind and

[04:27:34] Santa Pong is leaving no breathing room

[04:27:35] here yeah see that has to find a

[04:27:38] response quickly down to a dude

[04:27:45] set up in the corner now

[04:27:50] just

[04:27:54] with those laces measure kick to the

[04:27:58] Oh, we're gonna counter

[04:28:12] What

[04:28:28] Must come down and it sure as hell did right there.

[04:28:31] Come on, scene.

[04:28:32] And he retaliates!

[04:28:36] Sequence of reversals here.

[04:28:37] Both super stars clearly studied game tape at a time.

[04:28:41] Some set flip power bomb!

[04:28:43] That was a power bomb with one message in mind.

[04:28:46] Absolute destruction.

[04:28:50] Point of the elbow finds the mark.

[04:29:22] 3-0 there's just a good old diebro kill.

[04:29:29] Oh, that one just hit the sky.

[04:29:32] CMPO hoists his opponents.

[04:29:35] Oh, sleep, GTS from Puck.

[04:29:38] Is that all she'd like for Cedar?

[04:29:42] Standing here.

[04:29:44] Are you guys?

[04:29:52] Right through the kidneys from behind an uninterrupted surge against Sina here smothering offense from car here

[04:30:01] Counter start calling you finally found a way to bring things to a halt here

[04:30:05] Sina still have to be more into my balls

[04:30:10] Getting carried

[04:30:18] Oh

[04:30:22] It's extended version remind me to turn this off

[04:30:40] What the fuck are you doing?

[04:30:52] Oh, that gets reversed on CM Punk.

[04:30:59] Oh, great anticipation!

[04:31:04] These two trade!

[04:31:10] Brother!

[04:31:12] Oh, yeah.

[04:31:19] Encounters an absolute masterclass.

[04:31:25] Hard landing.

[04:31:33] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[04:31:36] Seat away them off!

[04:31:39] What?! No!

[04:31:41] Oh my god.

[04:31:48] Oh, one step ahead there.

[04:31:51] Going straight to the top, two buckles.

[04:31:54] From the top rope.

[04:31:56] All the way to the outside.

[04:31:58] Fueled by emotion during what it takes to take out the competition.

[04:32:08] And now thrown back into the ring

[04:32:17] See that point working

[04:32:24] Driven down and reflosion

[04:32:29] Actually

[04:32:32] You can't see me

[04:32:34] No!

[04:32:35] No!

[04:32:36] Oh!

[04:32:37] good reflexes from him that arm wringer.

[04:32:42] Oh, what was he expecting that?

[04:32:44] What was that was inventive?

[04:32:56] Face first into the chair in the cover.

[04:32:58] This might be it.

[04:33:03] Oh!

[04:33:04] Oh my god, it resilience right after that.

[04:33:06] I hope that God is in that music.

[04:33:11] Oh my-

[04:33:11] FUCKING GOD!

[04:33:12] Then stop!

[04:33:20] FUCK!

[04:33:24] Oh my-

[04:33:36] the offense.

[04:33:38] My down with authority.

[04:33:40] Cover!

[04:33:42] Two!

[04:33:43] Yeah!

[04:33:44] He's been eliminated.

[04:33:52] Michael Smith's brutal.

[04:33:54] He's passed out in this goldblast.

[04:33:56] I'm not sure who I am today.

[04:34:00] I'm just a sexy fool.

[04:34:02] Turn it off. Eat my nuts, bitch.

[04:34:13] Beautiful!

[04:34:14] Neck break!

[04:34:15] In the flow all the power's great.

[04:34:17] Ah, focused on weakening that arm.

[04:34:20] We're going for the punch.

[04:34:22] Turns that back on CM Punk.

[04:34:26] Spin check.

[04:34:28] Mid-section.

[04:34:30] The right in the solar plexus.

[04:34:37] Right for the kidneys from behind.

[04:34:39] And that might have surprised Michael's a bit.

[04:34:41] Yeah, watching CM Punk aggressively.

[04:34:44] Uh-oh, sweet range coming.

[04:34:47] Don't sleep.

[04:34:48] That was easy enough for Punk.

[04:34:53] Oh, kept right in the back.

[04:34:55] And CM Punk is in control.

[04:34:57] Michael's has been subjected to a beatdown.

[04:35:00] And that move as HBK looking a little wobbly.

[04:35:04] A bit point kicked in the back.

[04:35:08] Catters to gain the advantage.

[04:35:13] Barrage of fierce offense.

[04:35:19] It's a PS5 controller.

[04:35:21] And this thing is at the end of its life, I guess.

[04:35:25] Oh, this is just too far. Get some control in there.

[04:35:28] Was right across the throat, now struggling for air.

[04:35:31] What are you doing, buddy?

[04:35:37] Oh, my God.

[04:35:39] He is directed into the corner.

[04:35:43] Fall on by the clubs line.

[04:35:45] Hyrant has tricked with C.A.M. Pop.

[04:35:49] From the top, Rob.

[04:35:51] Crash landing.

[04:35:53] That mistake might have cost him the entire match.

[04:35:57] A high risk that was not worth it at all.

[04:35:59] Double down by the DDT. Cover! Two!

[04:36:05] Yeah, no. He doesn't get the three.

[04:36:07] You gotta think he's just one final blow away from not kicking out next time.

[04:36:12] Going after the arm in a big way.

[04:36:14] And the damage continues to mount up on Michaels.

[04:36:17] Yeah, Michaels finding himself in a tougher situation than he expected.

[04:36:20] It works sometimes, rarely though.

[04:36:50] Freakin' Rollins, next into the gauntlet!

[04:37:10] All the rest!

[04:37:12] Rollins! Oh, right under the chair!

[04:37:14] There's no way that they can do some permanent damage, guys!

[04:37:17] I don't want to do this.

[04:37:18] Really on Parkside, Rollins might just be waiting for an open tune time.

[04:37:23] Every strike more devastating than the last.

[04:37:29] Backshots.

[04:37:30] Right to the kidneys from behind.

[04:37:33] Backshots.

[04:37:36] Backshots.

[04:37:39] Backshots.

[04:37:41] Rollins got caught believing his own hype a bit.

[04:37:43] All right, we'll play.

[04:37:54] Oh.

[04:37:55] Oh.

[04:37:56] Showing how much punishment he can withstand before getting his own offense in

[04:38:04] Oh

[04:38:10] Maybe never say

[04:38:26] to disable beyond that and punk gets countered there alongside steps okay not good okay

[04:38:41] cover it all come on flicking seal this one any powers out and frustration might be starting

[04:38:47] to set in well I've never seen it that low before by the way

[04:38:53] things are getting risky this will not end well nasty the hardest part of the

[04:39:02] ring that was quite the impact on the apron you might be in shock now but you

[04:39:07] be feeling the lasting pain for a few weeks to come right to the kidneys

[04:39:14] from behind and concern being shown across Seth's face at this point we

[04:39:19] know Seth has a big gas tank but he needs to dig into the reserves now

[04:39:23] Please.

[04:39:28] Not a good spot to be in.

[04:39:30] That was that CTX!

[04:39:35] Now let's see how Clark needs to end this.

[04:39:37] Two, three, and a half.

[04:39:40] Tuka!

[04:39:41] Wow, and staying in this thing.

[04:39:43] Some can even say he's far too stubborn to have things end like that.

[04:39:47] Clark took his best shot, gave him everything he had,

[04:39:50] just couldn't get the pin and Puckett's really putting the pressure on and that

[04:39:57] was certainly a targeted attack to the corp

[04:40:02] the best down he goes

[04:40:08] and

[04:40:28] Weird?

[04:40:52] They got me. Nope.

[04:40:58] The cover! Two!

[04:41:00] Seth Rollins coming up!

[04:41:02] Oh!

[04:41:03] Oh, that match!

[04:41:09] The Phoenix coming to enter this goblin match!

[04:41:12] Looking determined!

[04:41:23] Beautiful!

[04:41:24] Neck right, you're after the float over!

[04:41:26] That was great!

[04:41:28] And this is really an impressive showing we're seeing tonight.

[04:41:31] Staking your claim is the best is never easy.

[04:41:34] But this performance, well, it's on a whole other level.

[04:41:38] Fortitude and grit.

[04:41:39] That's what it takes to make it through a gauntlet match.

[04:41:43] But the thing is, your opponents are also coming into this

[04:41:47] with that same fortitude and grit.

[04:41:50] This is where we really start to ask, who wants it more?

[04:41:54] And that definitely made solid impact.

[04:41:57] Overwhelming offense down from punk something tells me the fiend enjoys some of this pain

[04:42:13] Not this one brother

[04:42:15] He can put through the ringer tonight, no mercy being shown to the fiend here.

[04:42:39] is determined right now

[04:42:46] haha

[04:42:49] turn out the lights

[04:42:53] ground play for good

[04:42:57] right in the back

[04:43:01] what kind of still taking the fight is upon its time to see how much see a punk has left in him

[04:43:09] Okay, it's the brother of what?

[04:43:23] If we get a pin we're dead.

[04:43:30] Oh my god.

[04:43:35] They got me!

[04:43:44] They dropped me off!

[04:43:58] Goodbye, dead man.

[04:44:14] Oh, did he kick out?

[04:44:16] And Pogbite just swiped for the fences,

[04:44:19] but it wasn't good enough.

[04:44:20] Oh, a boot to the back.

[04:44:22] And see, Pogbite's leaving no breathing room here.

[04:44:25] It's like a muzzle is being placed on the Fiend's office.

[04:44:29] Indie punch.

[04:44:31] Indie punch.

[04:44:32] He's from behind.

[04:44:33] Oh, nice.

[04:44:35] The Fiend's showing how much punishment

[04:44:36] he can withstand before getting his own offense in.

[04:44:39] Fiend's showing it's not a time for lying down.

[04:44:42] and it's a time for fighting back.

[04:44:45] Oh, an Explorer suplex.

[04:44:47] They're not wanting to get injured after that.

[04:44:51] What's the crowd looking at?

[04:44:53] Oh, they hate this guy.

[04:44:53] They're waiting for the next guy to come in.

[04:44:55] He thinks he has it!

[04:44:56] Oh!

[04:45:01] Oh, the team just got eliminated.

[04:45:03] It has been eliminated.

[04:45:05] That's how things are summit the actual dead man

[04:45:21] How do you like them kidneys?

[04:45:50] Overrised right to the kidneys from behind

[04:45:55] About one more big man

[04:46:06] Gts

[04:46:10] Got something else in mind, I guess sure do see a punk rallying the crowd behind him

[04:46:20] Oh, that gets reversed on CM Punk, catches the leg, a roundhouse kick, and CM Punk is

[04:46:27] leaving no breathing room here.

[04:46:29] Oh, that's like a house to find a way to right the ship here.

[04:46:33] Oh, Wicked kicked in the lower back.

[04:46:36] Oh, my God, and a spy.

[04:46:38] That'll make your legs go numb.

[04:46:44] Right through the kidneys from behind.

[04:46:47] And some well-timed offense, really rocking taker there.

[04:46:53] Oh, target acquired and destroyed.

[04:46:56] He is just right back.

[04:46:58] Oh, no.

[04:46:59] He's a boot.

[04:47:01] Get up.

[04:47:09] Parkway seen no motion on the counter.

[04:47:17] Down he goes

[04:47:30] All gets blasted in the steel steps

[04:47:39] Oh fuck walk away

[04:47:47] Well, we had a good rumbos.

[04:48:01] All right, you didn't come, we're good.

[04:48:13] Hi. Hi. Hi. What's your ass over here? Yeah, big man.

[04:48:26] No mercy, let's go!

[04:48:48] right through the kidneys from behind and plenty of damage continues to mount an undertaker.

[04:48:53] Yeah, undertaker's getting pulled into some treacherous waters here.

[04:48:56] Undertaker isn't beat.

[04:48:58] See where Pog looking to turn out the lights.

[04:49:01] Go, Tesla!

[04:49:03] Is it the finishing touch Pog needs?

[04:49:08] Okay, he should really focus on the match now. We get the point.

[04:49:12] I don't think you dare, buddy.

[04:49:19] Nope.

[04:49:23] What the hell?

[04:49:27] Oh, no.

[04:49:32] Okay.

[04:49:36] What the hell? Oh no. Okay.

[04:49:42] Hit him.

[04:50:06] Oh

[04:50:11] Got a minute's clutches

[04:50:16] Spike them

[04:50:21] Oh

[04:50:22] First

[04:50:24] Oh my god is managing to evade a precarious position

[04:50:29] Undertaker is now under pressure punk is determined right now

[04:50:36] And he slides him back to the mat.

[04:50:41] He can instant recover here, so we can't talk next to him.

[04:50:46] Big shot blocked, gotta stop me in your tracks.

[04:50:53] Oh no.

[04:50:55] Oh

[04:50:57] No, just using their foot as a weapon

[04:51:14] To secure the victory

[04:51:20] You gotta be kidding me punk kicking out at the last millisecond

[04:51:25] the

[04:51:31] No.

[04:51:32] I knew what was coming from Taker.

[04:51:37] Hand pointing the leg in a corner.

[04:51:41] Big time right on that chick.

[04:51:45] And guys that just made Undertaker look a bit more moralist.

[04:51:49] Blood starts to stream down his face.

[04:51:57] Oh.

[04:51:58] Once they get a take to Minder, it might be next.

[04:52:03] Down on the switch, yes.

[04:52:05] It's over.

[04:52:06] Undertaker is done.

[04:52:08] There's two near four.

[04:52:11] The dead man lives once more.

[04:52:14] Firing your best shot at the Undertaker didn't work.

[04:52:18] You'll need to dig that grave deeper.

[04:52:20] Huck took his best shot.

[04:52:21] He gave him everything he had, but just couldn't get the pin.

[04:52:25] Flog it over the neck breaker.

[04:52:27] breaker picture perfect precision elbow strike oh no step ahead there oh

[04:52:45] He went for the choke slam, boys, we dodged it.

[04:53:06] Look like Raze is in Gaza!

[04:53:11] Excellent goal plays!

[04:53:31] Beautiful!

[04:53:32] Beautiful

[04:53:34] Picture perfect

[04:53:37] Focus on weakening that all Roman struggling here guys a series of disabling maneuvers from punk

[04:53:45] Fly back with that elbow

[04:53:50] Need a midsection

[04:53:53] Like it's locked in on his opponent now

[04:53:59] Gotta respect the strategy to work over the arm

[04:54:02] Now that'll do some serious damage.

[04:54:05] Oh, look at the new long-lasting Beverly Hall!

[04:54:13] Right to the kidneys from behind!

[04:54:15] The dominant streak of reigns getting a bit challenged.

[04:54:18] Oh my god.

[04:54:19] We got him ass.

[04:54:24] Okay, we didn't get him ass. We did not get him ass!

[04:54:26] It is my ass who him- him- got him.

[04:54:32] Oh

[04:54:37] We're gonna fit in

[04:54:44] Oh

[04:54:48] First the knife edge chop and now continuing the attack on the knee

[04:54:54] Legs

[04:54:59] Oh

[04:55:02] Haha, they're off.

[04:55:06] He stunned us.

[04:55:08] We are so fucked, dude. We are so absolutely fucked.

[04:55:15] Oh...

[04:55:29] Oh my god, fuck you!

[04:55:32] I didn't want to throw him.

[04:56:02] just like that Roman gets stopped

[04:56:07] uh-oh

[04:56:09] Nice first in the turn buckle

[04:56:11] See and Plunk connects with that knee lift

[04:56:13] Now a Plunk will drop with a Clownsline

[04:56:15] to the arm

[04:56:17] At this stage she's endured

[04:56:19] Oh my god, fuck you, dude

[04:56:21] Oh god, that hurt

[04:56:23] Roman Raves an unusual spot here

[04:56:25] Extremely vulnerable

[04:56:27] A Plunk now lifting his opponent up

[04:56:29] A backguard to sleep!

[04:56:32] It's all Punks for the taking.

[04:56:35] CM Punks turning his attention to the WWE Universe now.

[04:56:41] Just welting the back with those laces.

[04:56:43] And Punks is really putting the pressure on.

[04:56:45] Reigns getting carved and dissected.

[04:56:48] And that might be the start of the momentum swing Roman needed.

[04:56:51] Reigns isn't allowing that burst of attacks to throw him off his game.

[04:56:59] several reversals neither superstar able to penetrate the opponent's defense

[04:57:08] oh we know what's coming here

[04:57:10] ladies and gentlemen

[04:57:12] can Reigns recover from that?

[04:57:15] cover!

[04:57:16] two!

[04:57:17] oh i guess i shoved her up in fourth grade

[04:57:19] getting a win over the impenetrable

[04:57:22] one run Reigns has never been an easy task

[04:57:25] I

[04:57:36] Fuck

[04:57:49] Thanks, man

[04:57:55] Please do the corner here.

[04:57:57] Needle to the face and the corner.

[04:57:59] Follows it up with a short on throws line.

[04:58:03] Targeting a body part, working the arm.

[04:58:11] Right through the kidneys, from behind.

[04:58:14] Oh my lord, one contact.

[04:58:19] The minimal plex, cover!

[04:58:22] Two count, D-A-D.

[04:58:24] Deep for a kick out.

[04:58:26] Are we sure the shoulder was not that was so close?

[04:58:30] Targeting the arm to great effect.

[04:58:33] Rains now losing ground.

[04:58:35] Punk is proving hard to deal with.

[04:58:43] Well, that's the key to back two quicks.

[04:58:46] Two, and that's me and Rain.

[04:58:49] And the member names.

[04:58:54] Jack has thrown his hat down in this goalie foot.

[04:59:10] All in this.

[04:59:12] Nick Brinkrat in the float over.

[04:59:14] That was pretty.

[04:59:15] And Sam Puck's maintaining the advantage now.

[04:59:17] Cactus Jack might be in a panic soon.

[04:59:20] Oh, Cactus answers back. Cactus Jax finally able to slow all that incoming offense.

[04:59:26] Yeah, Jax. The five of the eight stakes all take it over.

[04:59:37] In control here with a swinging neckbreaker textbook.

[04:59:41] the next book.

[04:59:48] Kick to the body and now drying her opponent's face

[04:59:51] across the top rope.

[04:59:59] Sharp jab.

[05:00:02] Series of strikes to the back.

[05:00:06] Just a beat down.

[05:00:11] He looks so not like cactus jack in the face. I mean a little bit.

[05:00:18] Oh, fighting nasty there.

[05:00:24] Oh fuck.

[05:00:28] Continuing to attack the neck across the top rope.

[05:00:35] and gets sent right into the corner.

[05:00:37] Oh, great, where we're at all there!

[05:00:42] Right to the kidneys from behind!

[05:00:46] Direct and brutal impact!

[05:00:49] Just snapped back to the ground there!

[05:00:52] Cactus took a shot there, could just make him angry though.

[05:00:55] You could almost feel the intensity coming from Pomp on that attack!

[05:00:59] Pomp dodges out into the card with a clothesline!

[05:01:05] Oh, fuck.

[05:01:08] We're taking one.

[05:01:12] Oh.

[05:01:15] Oh.

[05:01:18] Oh.

[05:01:21] Oh.

[05:01:24] Oh.

[05:01:27] Oh.

[05:01:30] Oh.

[05:01:33] right to the kidneys from behind

[05:01:38] he's reversing the puck out of me

[05:01:41] oh sit out slam

[05:01:45] we're about to get we're about to get ultimed

[05:01:48] it's over I think

[05:01:51] am I out?

[05:01:54] oh no

[05:01:58] oh my god

[05:02:01] All the energy he's got at this point

[05:02:13] There's a second part

[05:02:21] Shock in the arena after that kick out cactus jack has a mark

[05:02:31] That's what I'm saying, dude.

[05:02:33] One counter is met by another.

[05:02:40] Indy counters.

[05:02:43] One reversal.

[05:02:44] Oh!

[05:02:45] These two are reading each other's minds.

[05:02:48] Elbow drop.

[05:02:56] Gets out of goal.

[05:02:58] Already well-placed elbow right on the mark.

[05:03:03] Puck wasting no motion on the counter.

[05:03:09] God Lord, brutally swinging that steel chair.

[05:03:16] There he goes.

[05:03:20] Isolating the arm.

[05:03:24] Just breaking down the body here.

[05:03:28] Oh my god.

[05:03:32] Right for the kidneys from behind.

[05:03:35] Stampo looking to end things here.

[05:03:39] Go to sleep.

[05:03:48] Isn't it enough for Pong?

[05:03:55] You know we had to swag on them boys

[05:04:25] Right for the kidneys from behind.

[05:04:30] Counters!

[05:04:31] Captain's Jack's finally able to slow all that incoming offense.

[05:04:35] Then it could be the spark Captain's Jack was looking for.

[05:04:38] There's Captain Yadav Khan right here.

[05:04:41] No, we hit so many of those though.

[05:05:10] I was the other guy

[05:05:24] For his half-drunk no, he's crazy

[05:05:29] Well, let me be in the wheel then we rumble

[05:05:31] You don't know shit, bitch.

[05:05:41] Ready to work.

[05:06:01] I am going to end stream because I'm going to go to the ER because I can feel that my

[05:06:09] right lung is developing the same way that my left one did and it is not getting better.

[05:06:14] I'm only getting worse.

[05:06:15] So ER time, ER time.

[05:06:20] Woohoo.

[05:06:21] Woohoo.

[05:06:22] Yay.

[05:06:23] Sorry.

[05:06:24] Ah, uh, sorry, um, I'm gonna ask for like steroids or some shit, honestly, dude, I don't

[05:06:36] know.

[05:06:37] So I've gotten two rounds of antibiotics.

[05:06:40] Go see a specialist.

[05:06:42] This isn't really something I can do right away, but...

[05:07:05] Bro, he's attacking me from below, man.

[05:07:12] I'm actually dead

[05:07:34] Hey, I'll see you guys tomorrow. Oh come here Billy

[05:07:42] No, please wait up friendly please. Please, please Billy. I'm gonna fucking slice you. I'm gonna slice you. Come here.

[05:07:52] Come here. No, stop it. Wait, truce. Truce. Okay, hold on. Okay, hold on. Give me something. Stop. Please. Anything you want. Anything you want. Please. Please. Please. I promise. I promise.

[05:08:06] You can have all my stuff, just don't get me, please!

[05:08:08] I'm gonna wife and kid, please, please, please!

[05:08:11] Please don't do it, please!

[05:08:13] Please!

[05:08:14] I'm bleeding!

[05:08:15] I'm bleeding, please!

[05:08:17] Okay.

[05:08:18] Alright, I'm going the other direction.

[05:08:24] I can't walk.

[05:08:36] Why am I randomly moving my mouse?

[05:08:42] Cause I haven't played this game before!

[05:08:44] Not like you, you fucking loser!

[05:08:46] Your computer labs and your fucking RuneScape fucking 8th grade computer class I haven't

[05:08:51] been playing since then because I was fucking COOL!

[05:08:54] Man!

[05:08:55] Yeah!

[05:08:56] I went outside and fucking banged hot chicks, dude!

[05:08:59] Well you were fucking weapon swapping and prayer swapping and RuneScape.

[05:09:03] Fuckin suck it bitch

[05:09:13] You okay?

[05:09:19] No not at all

[05:09:51] Turn to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.

[05:09:58] I got drowned in piss and vomit, bro.

[05:10:03] That ain't looking good for him, dog.

[05:12:21] I am the Lord, the Lord of the East, the Lord of the West.

[05:12:37] I am Christ, the Lord of the West, the Lord of the West.

[05:12:45] salvation.

[05:12:48] In the light

[05:12:50] and in the sun

[05:12:54] in the moon

[05:12:56] it's time, it's time

[05:12:58] to reign

[05:13:01] in the light

[05:13:04] to reign

[05:13:06] in the light

[05:13:09] in the light

[05:13:12] in the sun

[05:13:14] Hallelujah, glory is this room, my dear.

[05:13:20] Thank you for this salvation.

[05:13:26] Thank you for this salvation.

[05:13:31] Hallelujah, glory is this room, my dear.

[05:13:44] you

[05:14:14] you

[05:14:44] you

[05:15:14] you

[05:15:44] you

[05:16:14] you

[05:16:44] you

[05:17:14] you

[05:17:44] you

[05:18:14] you

[05:18:44] you

[05:19:14] you

[05:19:44] That's it

[05:19:52] Wait no, we got a hot Sunimiku as well

[05:20:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah super woman

[05:20:14] Do you see that sweet sweet is joining fortnight?

[05:20:19] That's so awesome.

[05:20:22] Can we get Balrog?

[05:20:26] Damn, he's only 76, bro.

[05:20:30] That's not good.

[05:20:33] Do you see the Wikipedia gotcha TCG thing online?

[05:20:40] No.

[05:20:42] What is that?

[05:20:53] Wikigacha?

[05:20:54] Is that how they're going to get people to donate to Wikipedia finally?

[05:20:57] It's not a bad idea.

[05:21:02] me when I when I pull a four star 1892 Russian Japanese war admiral page yeah

[05:21:13] you're fucked dude me when I pull Auburn New York three stars six-star

[05:21:23] Charlie Kirk! Oh my god!

[05:21:31] Holy fuck!

[05:21:34] You literally pulled Ice Detention Facility current number of deaths. That's a four star. I've seen that one. Strong bad!

[05:21:44] That's pretty good strong bad.

[05:21:51] You donated to Wikipedia? Good.

[05:21:53] good did I imagine being a teacher like now and having to deal with like hey I

[05:22:03] should let's say this is but honestly like Donkey Kong I mean teachers kind of

[05:22:20] I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[05:22:23] I'm gonna be honest.

[05:22:25] Tell me I can't use Wikipedia as a source. Okay, buddy.

[05:22:29] Okay, buddy.

[05:22:30] Tell me you're gonna library and pick out a book, huh? Big man?

[05:22:39] Butterfly effect. Gold dust.

[05:22:44] Doctor...

[05:22:50] you

[05:23:20] you

[05:23:50] you

[05:24:20] you

[05:24:50] you

[05:25:20] you

[05:25:50] So I have a 25% chance at best at playing my rise. The numbers don't lie. Get big, pop a pump for free, enjoy. Thank you.

[05:26:05] I got a 25% chance!

[05:26:12] At best!

[05:26:18] Beep-Bee!

[05:26:23] What the fuck?

[05:26:27] It's green.

[05:26:37] I miss Grace.

[05:26:39] No, I skipped Grace.

[05:26:47] Sand Wish.

[05:26:51] Okay.

[05:26:53] Look at that. Where do you have power?

[05:26:54] And then we got 5-1 base.

[05:27:00] I don't even want to download that thing.

[05:27:18] Who's gone you?

[05:27:19] Oh, that's uh...

[05:27:24] one game. Genshin. The demon holy. That's cool. Carrie. Pretty good. Not bad. Great

[05:27:46] Grimes? Where? That's a pretty good record I'm

[05:28:02] open some wiki packs I gotta see what you guys are talking about they don't

[05:28:07] get to live

[05:28:16] We got Negan, Hot Diggity Dog, Wicky Gotcha.

[05:28:42] I got the one-pack man party list.

[05:28:46] Moon Kwang Yoon.

[05:28:48] South Korean pitcher who plays for the LG Twins.

[05:28:52] I got Gerald Bubbas.

[05:28:57] Advocate for peace in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

[05:29:02] I got the 1950 Texas Longhorns baseball team.

[05:29:09] And I got the cost of knowledge

[05:29:10] and it's a protest by academics against the business practices of academics journal publisher

[05:29:16] a bevier

[05:29:19] not bad

[05:29:20] imagine the guy who got goku

[05:29:25] good pulls good pulls

[05:29:29] that one guy in chastity got the uh number of deaths at the ice detention centers which is uh

[05:29:35] probably the best pull

[05:29:37] Can our old things or something legendary full?

[05:29:50] Let's get one more guy

[05:29:54] He Honda

[05:29:57] You guys want to see a job or Jim versus shud back back. Oh, let's go kind of matches are

[05:30:07] Cage match? No, no, no, no. I want to do like a ambulance match, no. There's like weird

[05:30:26] an I quit match. They added inferno? Holy shit.

[05:30:34] White in a ring surrounded by flames to where victory is only won by catching your opponent

[05:30:38] on fire. Ok. Woo-woo! Woo-woo! Smackdown. Aw, seer. We need chud. That's so good.

[05:31:08] And, versus.

[05:31:18] Should!

[05:31:21] Versions!

[05:31:24] Job conscience!

[05:31:26] Where is it?

[05:31:31] There it is!

[05:31:36] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, standing at 5 even, 93 pounds, tailing from New Hampshire

[05:32:03] And some town there I don't know any off the top of my head

[05:32:15] His name lost to the annals of time his visage recognizable

[05:32:27] Why this song

[05:32:33] Making his way to the ring!

[05:32:35] From Twin Falls Dynamo!

[05:32:37] Oh, there we go.

[05:32:39] 160 pounds!

[05:32:41] Small...

[05:32:43] Moon...

[05:32:45] The WWE Universe has been counting the days, hours, and minutes.

[05:32:49] Oh, I forgot to turn off the announcers!

[05:32:51] No, I can't now.

[05:32:53] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[05:32:57] Fuck! Fuck!

[05:32:59] Fuck!

[05:33:03] You could never own a wrestling company?

[05:33:13] Oh, yeah?

[05:33:18] Yeah?

[05:33:20] Oh, okay.

[05:33:23] Bitch.

[05:33:26] WrestleMania, dude.

[05:33:29] That was a ring announcer?

[05:33:30] Oh, my God.

[05:33:31] This guy's an idiot.

[05:33:48] Who sings this song?

[05:33:51] Me?

[05:33:53] Oh, thank you, man.

[05:33:56] It's a good song.

[05:33:59] 182 Oh

[05:34:04] John

[05:34:16] Way for it way for it way for it job or Jim

[05:34:22] Oh my god, it's WrestleMedia Vegas, dude.

[05:34:33] Look at this packed crowd, dude.

[05:34:40] I like the- Yeah, dude.

[05:34:47] Yeah...

[05:34:50] Shut up!

[05:34:54] The fucking jacket man.

[05:35:00] Ladies and gentlemen, do not worry, we checked Chud for assault rifles before he entered the arena.

[05:35:08] We have been... we...

[05:35:11] We have been... we have been assured he is here to wrestle Jobber Jim.

[05:35:17] The following contest is an Inferno match!

[05:35:22] Making his way to the ring, then Twin Falls Idol, playing in 160 pounds, Small Smooth

[05:35:32] Stud!

[05:35:33] Is he saying Small Smooth Stud?

[05:35:38] Is that what that was?

[05:35:42] Alright, job or gym intro?

[05:35:46] with the default music.

[05:35:49] That is a bullet, right on the whole height, weighing in at 100 pounds.

[05:35:59] 100 pounds, really!

[05:36:05] I turned the game up a little bit.

[05:36:14] Ladies and gentlemen, Dumber Jim nearly winning the last big money cash dollar bills Royal

[05:36:28] rumble extreme. Somehow a bone to pick with the chud, the smooth small stud.

[05:36:46] Uh, don't care.

[05:36:49] Here we go. No referee in the ring of course.

[05:36:52] extremely deadly heat as you can tell very high fidelity going on right now

[05:37:03] the fires are almost lifelike

[05:37:06] dumber jim turning up the heat he is a cruiserway

[05:37:13] upper combination here suplex very generic move

[05:37:18] another off the ropes maneuver leg drop he's seeking to jobber Jim's neck it is

[05:37:25] not good for Jim right now shut is rolling this guy

[05:37:31] yet reaches him across the ring beautiful float over neck drop big

[05:37:41] boot to the face jobber Jim reeling in pain yeah I don't know how he got out of

[05:37:45] the ring here. I thought, ladies and gentlemen, he has a steel chair. This guy is flying all

[05:37:52] over the place. He has been working out. Easy reversal by Jabberjib. Time to get some action

[05:38:01] started going for the weak, pencil-like ankles of Chud right now. Alright.

[05:38:09] He's got his face on the chair, oh no, his elbow on the chair.

[05:38:20] He does not look pleased, that permanent scowl has been reduced to a permanent grimace.

[05:38:30] Now it may seem like the crowd is changing something, I couldn't tell you what.

[05:38:38] combination, two to the ribs, one to the face, working on the ghoulish face of Chud right now.

[05:38:47] Still cannot breach his HP bar, Chud back at his feet, going out of the ring again somehow and for

[05:38:55] some reason. Remember the goal of this match is to set your opponent on fire and set he's setting

[05:39:02] up a table. Okay, working jobber Jim over to the table right now with a quick four

[05:39:09] piece. It's probably gonna drag him over there now.

[05:39:14] Here we go. Throws him at the table. Oh no. Jobber Jim. Oh no. Alright nevermind.

[05:39:22] Chuck gives up. He's used to doing that. Rolls into the ring. Very athletic. Now

[05:39:29] Now he's uh, showboating.

[05:39:30] Ha ha ha ha.

[05:39:32] Alright.

[05:39:33] We're saving our reports that there might be a firearm under the roof.

[05:39:40] Aw, it just breaks his own table.

[05:39:45] Not very wise.

[05:39:47] Does no damage to himself, but.

[05:39:49] Aw, got the Kendo stick.

[05:39:51] Now I believe Drumber Jim's AI has been compromised.

[05:39:57] Let's see if we can fight back here, as I look good for him.

[05:40:05] I'm trying to do full HP right now.

[05:40:13] Oh my god, he fucking flops on the ground like a fish!

[05:40:18] Happy that counter.

[05:40:20] Very inhuman movements right now from Chud.

[05:40:30] Going for the conventionally unattractive face of Chud is Jabba Jim.

[05:40:34] He wants to get him back in the ring for reasons I do not quite understand.

[05:40:44] He's stomping him.

[05:40:46] Of course, Shubber, Jim, his strikes have been compared to being brushed by paper.

[05:40:54] He's going to need at least 20 more, and instead he has winded himself in the ring, which

[05:41:01] is not, not advised.

[05:41:05] Look at that physique.

[05:41:08] Can you believe he's only 100 pounds?

[05:41:10] How is that possible?

[05:41:15] This is a quick stop just for grapple does Chud.

[05:41:19] Reverse room is whoplex.

[05:41:20] Their mind is countered.

[05:41:23] Chud nearly out of breath here.

[05:41:25] I can see him huffing and puffing.

[05:41:28] He's got that look in his face.

[05:41:33] That don't come to school tomorrow.

[05:41:37] Quick two piece from the the still chair to job.

[05:41:39] Or Jim's happy with.

[05:41:43] of the chair in the corner, southwestern corner, as a word, um, mayhaps the heat has bothered

[05:41:52] Chuck seeing it. Some have compared the heat in the ring to like sing a mirage in the desert.

[05:42:00] Mayhaps he thought Jarber Jim was in the middle of the room. Remember that chair still in

[05:42:05] the corner there. Jarber Jim now to get an impressive comeback. Oh, got the combo. We're

[05:42:10] Look at him in the corner!

[05:42:13] The heat is turning up ladies and gentlemen.

[05:42:14] He takes him away from the corner with the chair.

[05:42:17] Am I actually gonna stun here on...

[05:42:20] On Chud? One more hit!

[05:42:22] You got it.

[05:42:24] Maybe.

[05:42:26] Oh my god.

[05:42:27] That fire is so close.

[05:42:29] Everybody gets countered.

[05:42:30] Oh, it's a roll up.

[05:42:31] The- what?

[05:42:34] Percarona.

[05:42:36] Chud fighting for his life right now.

[05:42:37] It would not have been good if he got stunned there.

[05:42:40] Here he comes.

[05:42:50] I don't know what that moves called.

[05:42:51] I'm pretty sure it's just a suplex.

[05:42:54] Or a power slam.

[05:42:55] Or a chud huffing and puffing.

[05:42:57] Stomps on!

[05:42:58] Oh my god.

[05:42:59] Wait.

[05:43:00] That was one of his finishers.

[05:43:02] It's not looking good for Jim, boys.

[05:43:05] Uh, should get again lashing out at uh, his inner demons in the middle of the ring there.

[05:43:12] Haha.

[05:43:13] Cause mom, no I won't go to bed.

[05:43:19] Dumberjum back to his feet.

[05:43:21] Uh, showing off.

[05:43:23] Right now.

[05:43:24] Put slopes out of the uh, reverse grapple there.

[05:43:26] Applies one of his own.

[05:43:29] Rags him to the corner.

[05:43:31] That fire has nearly reached its apex.

[05:43:34] legends. Oh, there it is. Oh, Chud fighting for his life. That fire is almost as tall

[05:43:48] as it can be. Chud reclaiming the cherry set up five years ago in the corner. Oof, inferno.

[05:44:00] They've just been informed by our pyro technicians that the fires are at their apex.

[05:44:04] Jabber Jim's laying in a miracle here.

[05:44:06] Maybe slam him on the chair!

[05:44:09] Just slips out.

[05:44:10] Oh, he's throwing them to the ropes.

[05:44:13] Oh, set up.

[05:44:15] Ugh.

[05:44:16] Come on, buddy.

[05:44:17] Fight back.

[05:44:18] I think everyone in the house right now is rooting for Jabber Jim.

[05:44:28] a very tumultuous career. He's actually wrestled hundreds of times, hundreds of times.

[05:44:58] you

[05:45:28] you

[05:45:58] you

[05:46:28] you

[05:46:58] you

[05:47:58] Mori Calliope the milkman

[05:48:07] Fuck tuck that's a personal favorite

[05:48:12] Has a muckiri

[05:48:15] German

[05:48:17] Job or Jim I want shut or shut it

[05:48:20] Hmm...

[05:48:25] Dr. Doom.

[05:48:28] Donald Trump.

[05:48:29] Former winner.

[05:48:30] DSP Gaming.

[05:48:32] Dr. Eggman.

[05:48:35] Gianna Michaels.

[05:48:39] We don't have to put the witch in here.

[05:48:42] Witch is current champion by the way.

[05:48:44] Homelander.

[05:48:46] Looking good dude, looking good.

[05:48:56] Looking good dude.

[05:48:59] If I have to pick a winner here, I would probably go Kazuma Curio.

[05:49:04] Can you get LTG please?

[05:49:10] All right.

[05:49:12] All right.

[05:49:13] Remind me to check out for this one.

[05:49:16] All right.

[05:49:18] All right.

[05:49:20] All right.

[05:49:21] Oh, I've heard about Wesker.

[05:49:23] Motorized by electric motors make my goblins in fact a no-reason.

[05:49:27] Let's rock.

[05:49:29] Do not unplug, controller.

[05:49:31] Do not unplug, controller.

[05:49:34] Yippee!

[05:49:37] The following contest is the Royal Rumble Match!

[05:49:43] Now, the two superstars are drew number one and number two will start the ring at the

[05:49:48] same time.

[05:49:49] Dude shut the fuck up bro.

[05:49:51] Shut up.

[05:49:55] We all know what this is.

[05:49:56] Here's number one.

[05:50:05] I don't know any of the intro songs for any of these characters.

[05:50:08] IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' RICK!

[05:50:11] GROB!

[05:50:17] Immaculate, then.

[05:50:19] The Leon Kennedy Bomber Jacket here.

[05:50:26] Rick Rhymes walking off the show,

[05:50:29] arriving here wondering how he arrived here.

[05:50:35] Oh

[05:50:43] Yeah

[05:50:50] Look at that swagger dude

[05:51:05] His hair looking rough. I should know

[05:51:18] All right, hurry up buddy come on

[05:51:24] Come on Rick he looks undead maybe he's been bit

[05:51:35] Oh, there it is.

[05:51:42] That's Slam Burglar, ladies and gentlemen.

[05:51:57] He's just excited to be here, isn't he?

[05:52:11] He looks like a zombie, dude.

[05:52:16] Alright, let's see if there are every 90 seconds or every 120 seconds a new intern enters the

[05:52:22] ring.

[05:52:25] of these men evenly matched. Except Slam Burglar has a... he takes great issue with the center

[05:52:30] of the ring here. Burkheim's going for the leg. Okay, what? That was definitely not 90

[05:52:42] seconds, ladies and gentlemen. That's okay, that's okay. Strong bad. Okay, there he is.

[05:52:55] Finally, putting those boxing gloves to good use.

[05:53:06] Person who made Strongbad giving him a default choke slam, kind of power game if you ask

[05:53:11] me buddy.

[05:53:14] It is every 30 seconds living in Joe.

[05:53:16] You know what?

[05:53:17] That's fine.

[05:53:18] That's fine.

[05:53:19] That's fine.

[05:53:20] Frog bad taunting

[05:53:24] We got reptile

[05:53:32] I've told the poison misty spits is actually a new strain of a

[05:53:37] COVID

[05:53:38] COVID he's here to give you COVID slam burglar trying to save the crowd

[05:53:43] out reversal we know that was out of

[05:53:50] reverse we're about to have eight people

[05:53:53] in this ring

[05:53:55] Homelander!

[05:54:06] Lee American Nightmare!

[05:54:07] That's a pretty good homelander, huh?

[05:54:12] That's not bad.

[05:54:14] I don't know about the cape though.

[05:54:25] It's chaos on the ring.

[05:54:29] Excellent backflip by Homelander here. His cape is turned completely around. It's an apron now.

[05:54:38] Sane's Undertale.

[05:54:44] Quick reversal on the Rick Rhymes.

[05:54:51] Yes, you will have a bad time.

[05:55:00] Grapple's homelander.

[05:55:05] Going for the rear.

[05:55:07] I think he's got him here.

[05:55:09] Who's first out?

[05:55:10] Is it Strongbad?

[05:55:11] Russell Pease.

[05:55:12] Strong band over the ropes. Shadow of the Hedgehog coming in.

[05:55:18] Look at this fucking freak. There he is.

[05:55:29] Recently undergoing... oh my. Straight-up finishers the Slam Burglar after entering

[05:55:37] the ring. Sands protesting the

[05:55:42] Rick Rimes grapple right now. He's trying to get the slamburgler out.

[05:55:49] Folks him in the chest. Drop kicks the slamburgler off the edge there.

[05:55:58] Here comes Albert Wesker. Everyone knows for some reason he can dodge bullets but

[05:56:02] not fists.

[05:56:07] Wesker picking his target right now, Homeland are bending over in the corner.

[05:56:23] Off the top ropes onto nothing.

[05:56:25] Shadow.

[05:56:28] The milkman.

[05:56:31] Our first juggernaut of the night.

[05:56:33] Oh my god.

[05:56:34] Wesker hates three people at once.

[05:56:37] What is happening?

[05:56:41] Three men.

[05:56:44] It might just take out Homelander too.

[05:56:45] At least he's gonna go for, you know, one more buddy.

[05:56:48] Nevermind, walks away.

[05:56:51] Wesker hates Sans.

[05:56:55] Get him out of there, buddy.

[05:56:58] Counter by Sans.

[05:57:00] Bodies way back in.

[05:57:01] Rick Grimes closing out a reptile.

[05:57:03] Sands, lifting up Wesker in the background, Wesker counters.

[05:57:06] Holmlander, flip over to Shadow.

[05:57:08] Wesker's got Sands on his shoulders right now.

[05:57:10] He comes to her by 95.

[05:57:18] I'm told he's got a knife in that jawline.

[05:57:22] Shadow out.

[05:57:27] German taking personal issue with Holmlander.

[05:57:29] Who's jawline is more chiseled?

[05:57:34] Oh my god,

[05:57:36] Durma working on his jawline right now.

[05:57:40] Reptile, elbow drop onto Durma.

[05:57:44] Wesker, Sands on the ropes.

[05:57:47] Can he push him over?

[05:57:49] No one coming to Sands's assistance right now.

[05:57:52] Rick Grimes taking Homelander over the corner.

[05:57:55] Rick Grimes was number one, still in the ring.

[05:57:58] Oh my god, West are knocking Homelander out with a quick combo there.

[05:58:15] Close line, Rick Rimes over the top, number one out.

[05:58:20] The milkman fighting back to his feet.

[05:58:23] Now, overall, Milkman is the most powerful person in the ring right now.

[05:58:28] He comes Dr. Eggman.

[05:58:30] With the HBK music, Dr. Eggman is a veteran.

[05:58:36] He has done some very sinister things in the ring, which is an immediately eliminating sense.

[05:58:43] Turn his attention to, uh, deruptile. King of the second genesis, Wesker eliminates

[05:58:56] Homelander. Locked arms with the milkman.

[05:59:02] Now, I thought Jerma was the milkman, but with, like, a fake mustache. It would appear

[05:59:12] that's not the case that's about oh yeah eggman does have the eggman mustache

[05:59:22] and comes Peter Griffin can you feel the ground shake there it is swinging at

[05:59:34] the air. Eggman's got Dermot on the ropes. Four men down in the middle of the ring right

[05:59:49] now. Eggman showcasing his dominance. I think he might just shove Dermot. Oh, the COVID!

[06:00:01] Oh my God, our former Royal Rumble winner, Donald Trump.

[06:00:08] In the ring, immediately gets dropped,

[06:00:10] kicked by the milkman.

[06:00:19] Peter Griffin stunned by Durma.

[06:00:21] Eggman going for Donald Trump, foul driver.

[06:00:26] Oh, Peter Griffin on the ropes.

[06:00:27] I don't think he could fight back here.

[06:00:28] German takes them out.

[06:00:30] Reptile out as well.

[06:00:32] Whisker on a tear right now.

[06:00:39] In comes Mr. T, who actually was a wrestler,

[06:00:42] I think at one point.

[06:00:47] Going for Donald Trump.

[06:00:50] No fan counters.

[06:00:54] Oh, he boxed.

[06:00:55] I mean, told by the crowd now that he was a boxer,

[06:00:57] not a wrestler. Mr. T protecting Donald Trump. Oh, Trump stabbing Mr. T in the back. Mr.

[06:01:08] T on the ropes. Ooh, counters a elimination attempt there. No bands pissed off. Oh, man,

[06:01:19] Everyone's flying everywhere right now.

[06:01:22] Wesker's somehow still in it.

[06:01:28] Roundhouse by Milkman.

[06:01:29] Do a Spinaroonie or some shit on Mr. D.

[06:01:33] Gets his knees up for Eggman.

[06:01:34] He's taking everyone out.

[06:01:37] Three hot dudes in three seconds.

[06:01:41] In comes the director of the Iron Lung movie

[06:01:46] that everyone has seen.

[06:01:49] The FNAF... Feningler... Markiplier!

[06:02:03] Germasolnering, where is he?

[06:02:06] Oh, he's on the ground.

[06:02:08] Oh my god, Wesker knocks Mr. T out! Super kick on the Markiplier!

[06:02:15] Oh my god! Eggman about to take the milkman out!

[06:02:18] And come spider guy gamer some random persons OC that I downloaded off of the store

[06:02:25] Who is also spider-man I think

[06:02:36] And he might just be gone. Oh my god, he counters German

[06:02:41] German counters, mr. T

[06:02:43] Eggman locking arms with whisker spider-man guy taking revenge on German eliminate him

[06:02:48] That is not spider-man that a spider-man guy

[06:02:53] Takes Donald Trump out of former champion

[06:02:57] But I'm a guy on a tear

[06:03:01] People get thrown out of the ring left and right right now eggman is gone eggman's a menace

[06:03:06] Wesker killed Aghman.

[06:03:15] My god, Mr. T gone.

[06:03:21] Albert motherfucking Wesker dude.

[06:03:24] Spiderman got up top.

[06:03:26] Close on him, a milkman.

[06:03:29] Milkman fighting for his life.

[06:03:32] Wesker somehow in very good shape right now.

[06:03:36] Markiplier winging himself.

[06:03:39] Wesker showing off for the crowd here.

[06:03:41] Elbow drops it, it smashes him like a...

[06:03:45] One of those machines with like the pressure and the...

[06:03:48] The squishing.

[06:03:50] Flattens Milkman vertically.

[06:03:54] Here is my pick for the champion of this rumble.

[06:04:00] The Dragon of Dojima.

[06:04:04] The King of Friday.

[06:04:06] The Kamurocho King!

[06:04:16] Spider-Man guy taking issue with the Immaculate Fifth.

[06:04:22] Double issue.

[06:04:23] Double drop kit.

[06:04:30] We got smiles.

[06:04:33] Wesker's swinging for the fences here.

[06:04:36] Here he is.

[06:04:37] Spider-Man got in the ropes.

[06:04:42] I told that Smiles is like an SCP or some shit.

[06:04:45] Like a cryptid.

[06:04:47] I don't know.

[06:04:47] He's got a cool beard.

[06:04:54] Going for Markiplier.

[06:04:55] Saying you will not make a video about me.

[06:04:59] Face Buster on to Smiles.

[06:05:01] Wesker's next.

[06:05:02] He's not looking good. He's super not looking good. And comes Gianna Michaels.

[06:05:10] I already made the joke the last time so we're not gonna do it again.

[06:05:17] Smiles with the ropes. Eliminating by Markiplier. So you're not good enough to make a video about.

[06:05:23] Miss Michael's identifying the biggest run of the ring.

[06:05:29] How's my curio?

[06:05:34] Onto Spider-Man guy now.

[06:05:35] I think he's out.

[06:05:38] Eliminate Spider-Man guy.

[06:05:41] Milkman out.

[06:05:43] Wesker hanging in there.

[06:05:44] Jommer Jim.

[06:05:45] We've been told he's been cleared of his third degree burns.

[06:05:50] It's fine to be here.

[06:05:52] We got a skin graft from a loyal fan.

[06:05:56] Jon Bergman immediately goes over to Miss Michaels.

[06:05:58] It's on her on the face.

[06:06:05] Oh my god.

[06:06:08] Don't forget Jon Bergman only has 100 pounds.

[06:06:10] That's actually like one of those cool suit you can wear

[06:06:12] that make you look like you have muscles.

[06:06:14] He's wearing right now.

[06:06:17] Oh my god.

[06:06:18] Jenna Michaels destroying them both.

[06:06:20] Wesker still in, not for long boys. I believe Markiplier has his number. Going right over.

[06:06:29] Eliminated.

[06:06:31] Gumber, Jim wants a piece of Markiplier.

[06:06:36] In comes Uktuck.

[06:06:40] Here he is just going to watch as Markiplier is eliminated. Possibly.

[06:06:45] Once a piece of Uktuck. Uktuck, the disco goblin from the stars. I think.

[06:06:52] Oh, Jenna Michael on the road saved my Markiplier.

[06:06:57] Oh my, some kind of modified face buster. Combination on to Miss Michaels. Another face buster, of sorts.

[06:07:06] Needed to face the job for Jim. Here you taking out the Uktuck in the background there.

[06:07:10] Spinaroonie, Twist, Neckbreaker, and comes Kevin.

[06:07:15] The freak of nature himself.

[06:07:23] Oh my god, Markiplier is gone by Curio.

[06:07:25] Jobber Jim also immediately eliminated by Kevin.

[06:07:33] A cut countered by Ms. Michaels.

[06:07:34] Nope, they're mine.

[06:07:35] Deliberate maneuver.

[06:07:36] maneuver. Kevin combo and Uktuck. Here he is just watching. Says I want to feed some

[06:07:43] Miss Michaels instead.

[06:07:50] Oh no. Jobber Jim's lucky he got out when he could. Coming to the ring with a

[06:07:57] shotgun. Oh, there's just his very muscular arms, his shed. Christ has been

[06:08:04] That's not the kind of match we're in.

[06:08:09] Kevin takes out Jenna Michaels.

[06:08:12] Now working on Chud.

[06:08:14] Oof. Oof.

[06:08:16] Suplex.

[06:08:18] Setting Suplex.

[06:08:20] I think. I don't know what that is.

[06:08:22] Oh my God, off the ropes.

[06:08:24] Dropkick to Kevin's face.

[06:08:26] Chud into the corner.

[06:08:28] Here comes Mori Calliope with no music, I guess.

[06:08:30] I guess.

[06:08:33] Adhering to the strict Japanese vtuber rules of not having licensed music on stream, is Mori Kaliopi...

[06:08:41] ...shot immediately punching Mori in the face. Jesus!

[06:08:51] Tuk-tuk defending Mori.

[06:08:53] Kasiw, take care of that, Tuk-tuk.

[06:08:55] Cause of my neck. Cause of you. Oh my god. The moory's so big. Oh no. Replacing God for

[06:09:10] this rumble is Satan. With a lower overall. Still very big though. Kevin. Hahahaha. Kicks

[06:09:19] Get some in the jaw, dude.

[06:09:21] Holy fuck.

[06:09:25] I took out the ropes. Kevin, waiting.

[06:09:27] Cory, waiting for- for Curio.

[06:09:31] Kevin, I believe, is about to take I took out.

[06:09:33] Oh, yeah. It's over.

[06:09:35] Punches him in the face.

[06:09:37] Kevin, the cat, baby.

[06:09:39] Goes for a loble on a sea.

[06:09:43] And comes Serge, taking.

[06:09:45] System of an outmorty eliminated by Curio.

[06:09:48] WAKE UP!

[06:09:50] WAKE UP!

[06:09:52] Make him!

[06:09:53] Rotter splash on a satan.

[06:09:55] What are you doing!?

[06:09:59] Dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib, dib,

[06:10:03] dib.

[06:10:04] The burner too!

[06:10:06] In the table!

[06:10:07] Crocker on a satan chug, punching Serge in the face!

[06:10:13] Telling him he fired at all of his albums.

[06:10:17] It comes Sandwish.

[06:10:28] Boom.

[06:10:29] Growing German suplex on the chud.

[06:10:33] Moonsault on a Sandwish.

[06:10:36] Satan eliminating Curio, I think he was the only one capable of actually doing that.

[06:10:41] Kevin, cowering in the corner right now, Surge.

[06:10:45] I don't think you want this fight, if I'm being honest.

[06:10:48] It slaps Kevin. Alright, put some on the ropes.

[06:10:51] It's good to be here.

[06:10:53] It comes DSB Gaming.

[06:10:55] I'm told he actually traded tickets with Rick Grimes on the backstage here.

[06:11:03] Rick Grimes, of course, coming in first.

[06:11:05] Oh my God, Serge barely not being eliminated there.

[06:11:12] DSP identifying the weakest person in the ring, actually that would be Chud.

[06:11:17] Disregard.

[06:11:18] Sandwich pretty weak though.

[06:11:19] Rock kick on to DSP.

[06:11:22] Maybe you should have pried your targets a bit better.

[06:11:24] I got a feeling DSP going to go to the southwest corner of the ring here, if he can manage

[06:11:31] should get away. In comes the American Guile, William Guile, I'm told his name is, Bill

[06:11:40] Guile. Quick combo by Kevin. It's looking good for Kevin right now, I think. If he can

[06:11:55] hang on here maybe even guile maybe even DSP maybe DSP with this he's got oh my

[06:12:03] god but we've never seen this maneuver before DSP backing off he forgot the cup

[06:12:08] oh my god

[06:12:15] holy fuck

[06:12:18] Shut and sandwich mutually parting ways, at least for a second there.

[06:12:25] Sandwish.

[06:12:26] Oh no, DSP.

[06:12:27] It gets dropped, gets my surge tank in.

[06:12:32] WAKE UP!

[06:12:34] Satan throwing shut out of the ring, it would appear their pact has been severed.

[06:12:41] Turning to surge now.

[06:12:43] This is for the MTV play.

[06:12:45] Oh my god, Kevin's got Kyle on the ropes right now, he's gonna put a boot to him!

[06:12:51] Dr. Dude thrown out of the ring, oh my god!

[06:12:56] Number 30 gone.

[06:13:04] Serge trying to take Sandwich out.

[06:13:08] My money's on, uh, I think Kyle here.

[06:13:12] I think Gile

[06:13:23] Sandwich fighting for his life in the corner there Satan with a disgusting right hook

[06:13:30] Picking up the suplex city. Never mind. That's the default. I'm sure I know that because that's what early access has

[06:13:37] Big body so I'm out of Kevin

[06:13:42] Sam was getting manhandled by Surge.

[06:13:47] Oh my God, Kevin with a low blow into Surge!

[06:13:52] You monster! I think it is a monster.

[06:13:56] First there was Kevin,

[06:13:59] and then there was Bigfoot. I think he's just gonna take him out here.

[06:14:02] Sam was just not even wished to interfere.

[06:14:07] Turning attention instead to the favorite to win, Satan onto Kevin now.

[06:14:10] oh my god sandwich out oh my god guile versus satan

[06:14:29] it's not looking good for the boy right now it's not looking good for the boy

[06:14:35] right now. He might be getting sent home here. Fight back Isle! Don't slay him on the

[06:14:44] ingrid! Oh my god! The Brits of Darkness! Oh my god. Who can stop him?

[06:15:05] Look at those chiseled abs.

[06:15:15] Greatest of all time.

[06:15:18] Memorable moments, 4,930s.

[06:15:20] Oh, that's probably just like a score.

[06:15:23] Oh my god.

[06:15:27] The two feet from Satan.

[06:15:30] Truly impressive.

[06:15:32] Impressive work.

[06:15:35] Now we need to find his opponent.

[06:15:48] Who could it be?

[06:15:49] Who could it be?

[06:15:51] Wait, it was 120.

[06:15:57] Weird.

[06:15:59] weird oh we got to get LTG you're right you're right

[06:16:08] I'm a weirdo I got no feeling he's off there but he might be he might be

[06:16:18] It's in a ring capacity?

[06:16:27] Mmmmm.

[06:16:31] What would be a good ring capacity?

[06:16:36] Four.

[06:16:40] I agree.

[06:16:43] Sometimes it...

[06:16:45] Is there a way also to turn off like the different camera?

[06:16:47] But you know, like, do you guys like the cinematic camera?

[06:16:50] I don't.

[06:16:51] I don't like there's an LTG, fellas.

[06:17:04] I don't like the crossover between people who bought-

[06:17:06] Wait, what?

[06:17:11] Let's see if we've got the Roach King himself.

[06:17:21] Nope.

[06:17:24] Alright.

[06:17:29] Alright, alright, alright.

[06:17:36] All right, all right, all right

[06:17:42] We'll do a max four in the ring. I think that's good. That's good

[06:17:47] That way we can miss miss any act many action

[06:17:57] Miss any action

[06:18:01] Steve cold stone Austin

[06:18:06] I made this song by the way, I can't sing when I was wondering.

[06:18:13] What?

[06:18:14] Right here.

[06:18:16] Wait.

[06:18:20] I also made this song.

[06:18:26] Double checking settings?

[06:18:36] DDP 98 DDP was one of my favorite wrestlers when I was a wee little shithead

[06:18:48] Shall we leave Hollywood Hogan in

[06:18:53] All right, all right, let's see here

[06:18:58] Ordinary o italiano nice Ozzy Osbourne

[06:19:01] Elvis Crusher

[06:19:03] Norx

[06:19:05] Who is someone's OC, I think?

[06:19:07] Mr. Disfigure, a fan favorite?

[06:19:09] Leon S. Kennedy

[06:19:11] Hmmmm

[06:19:31] you

[06:20:01] you

[06:20:31] you

[06:21:01] you

[06:21:31] you

[06:22:01] you

[06:22:31] in the white oh my god it's him cocaine

[06:23:01] Nice one, nice one. That was good. A little crisp. And Vance, don't think you should stop it.

[06:23:19] A little known fact about cocaine. He actually does not do cocaine.

[06:23:31] That one, of course, was for the Sensors and his opponent.

[06:23:49] That music sounds familiar.

[06:23:51] Yep.

[06:23:52] home one simpson

[06:24:07] whoa okay okay

[06:24:13] not bad

[06:24:16] he got there

[06:24:19] The wand has arrived, indeed.

[06:24:25] Oh, yeah.

[06:24:30] Hopefully, he does not take the jacket off.

[06:24:35] Now, ladies and gentlemen, I don't think homewad stands a chance.

[06:24:38] What is written on the back of his jacket there?

[06:24:43] I- Oh my god, wait. Is it a Bible quote?

[06:24:46] What is that?

[06:24:49] I want to read it so bad, but I can't pause because I'll hide up.

[06:24:58] Maybe?

[06:25:04] Oh, pick him up.

[06:25:08] In the eyes?

[06:25:14] You can change cam.

[06:25:19] oh my god I can switch target three cam oh oh in the eyes of the law I have

[06:25:39] committed a great crime but in the eyes of God

[06:25:59] stop you fat piece of shit what in the eyes of God

[06:26:04] I'm amongst him.

[06:26:09] Okay, it's setting up for his signature move here.

[06:26:16] Could it be the throat throw?

[06:26:22] For legal reasons, of course, cocaine easily eliminating Homer.

[06:26:28] Oh, big guy.

[06:26:33] I am so fucking sorry.

[06:26:39] Who can it be?

[06:26:41] Yep, there he is.

[06:26:43] The rush-off of his Poop Killer 10 cameo is case-o.

[06:26:47] The camera turns extremely slowly.

[06:26:53] Alright, how do I default camera this?

[06:26:56] Hmm.

[06:27:03] Hmm.

[06:27:08] Wait.

[06:27:23] I'm trying to find the default camera setting here.

[06:27:29] Stage?

[06:27:30] Broadcast, here we go.

[06:27:32] Oh yeah, gameplay.

[06:27:39] This is good, this is good, this is good, this is good.

[06:27:41] It's fine.

[06:27:44] All right, we're back, ladies and gentlemen.

[06:27:46] Sorry, I absolutely 100% had to know

[06:27:48] I was running the back on a home watch jacket.

[06:27:51] Cocaine going up top now.

[06:27:53] I'm adjusting my brand-new microphone. It's new by the way

[06:27:58] Quick combination on a cocaine

[06:28:04] Freak him at a down to a stable. Not a bad idea

[06:28:07] These are setting up getting used gravity to his advantage here. Okay now looking good. Oh

[06:28:17] My god

[06:28:19] He'd be feeling that one if he wasn't completely yoked on the cane right now.

[06:28:28] Oh, the cocaine stands a chance against the great one.

[06:28:32] The big one.

[06:28:38] Oof. Easy counter by cocaine here.

[06:28:43] Running DDT.

[06:28:46] Cocaine is pissed.

[06:28:48] His designer drug lasting only minutes until the longer the match goes on the

[06:28:55] more irritable cocaine gets.

[06:29:00] Tombstone pile driver.

[06:29:04] K-So somehow not being stunned from that. That must be like a perk or something.

[06:29:09] Oh my, cocaine a little early on the run there. K-So leisurely getting back in the

[06:29:14] ring big one to the face stop to the back

[06:29:21] oh the crowd going wild for the Canadian crippler of course this is the

[06:29:28] timeline in dimension where he never died or got CTE beloved by fans everywhere

[06:29:35] Okay, I'm breaking up the grapple there.

[06:29:43] He's not done with it.

[06:29:44] He's not done with it.

[06:29:45] Oh, dude.

[06:29:46] Oh, my God.

[06:29:47] Turning on the crippler.

[06:29:48] A little backstage.

[06:29:49] Mr. Benoit.

[06:29:50] Never mind, ladies and gentlemen.

[06:29:51] A joke unmade.

[06:29:52] A joke unsaid.

[06:29:53] Peace out.

[06:29:54] Peace out.

[06:29:55] Peace out.

[06:29:56] Never mind, ladies and gentlemen.

[06:29:58] A joke unmade.

[06:30:01] A joke unsaid.

[06:30:04] Okay, so, we're showcasing an amazing amount of agility right now.

[06:30:08] We're going to the middle rope.

[06:30:10] Moonsault.

[06:30:17] Slow-walk-RP?

[06:30:18] Aura Farming Crispin Wall right now.

[06:30:21] Uh-oh.

[06:30:23] He's trying to club him out.

[06:30:27] Layling on him!

[06:30:28] Oh my god.

[06:30:31] Oof.

[06:30:34] That one's gonna jostle the brain for sure.

[06:30:36] Gokane coming in from behind here.

[06:30:39] Big spear on to Gane!

[06:30:41] I'm pretty sure I heard a river-to-crack.

[06:30:44] Oh no.

[06:30:46] He's out.

[06:30:48] Keso with the elimination.

[06:30:50] The crippler not done.

[06:30:52] case of reversing but he's winded now taking been one of the ropes quick

[06:30:57] counter not looking good for the boy he's good now he has a fighting chance

[06:31:04] but can he fight back how do you fight back

[06:31:13] oh my god or a farming of back now quick chop across the chest and reversal by

[06:31:18] case of double reversal by Mr. Benoit here, taking him to the corner that Keso

[06:31:24] violated him in. Yep, he's gonna put him up there. Same way the Keso did, except

[06:31:32] different. This is a feat that even the crippler himself probably cannot

[06:31:39] accomplished reversal. Oof, throwing bows right now. Oh, then along the bow of his own.

[06:31:50] I don't even know what the neckbreaker, I don't know what the hell that was. Needs a neck move.

[06:31:57] Then while changing his trajectory in the air to splash him off the top curb

[06:32:03] Bugle

[06:32:05] He's going for another one

[06:32:14] Of course prom queen carry in the ring yes, that is blood

[06:32:25] It's so tapping there's there's

[06:32:27] There's no tapping here, big man.

[06:32:31] Then what, working laser right now?

[06:32:33] Yeah, you're out, buddy.

[06:32:34] Ooh!

[06:32:35] Saved my carry.

[06:32:36] Hold up.

[06:32:37] He says I'm a big fan.

[06:32:41] Triple attorney's attention to carry here.

[06:32:50] Arm bar, I think.

[06:32:51] I think that's what this is.

[06:32:54] Oh my God, a spear on a Benoit.

[06:32:57] This might be what K-17 needed.

[06:32:59] K-17 number three, Entrym.

[06:33:01] He's gonna take him out.

[06:33:04] Oh my god.

[06:33:05] There it is.

[06:33:07] Preventing tragedy and bringing happiness.

[06:33:13] Kerry watching it happen, probably wisely.

[06:33:16] Turning to the weaker opponent now.

[06:33:18] This is a submission I literally, I could not even name if I had an encyclopedia.

[06:33:24] The trailer hitch. Oh, yeah.

[06:33:31] That's a good name. I like that name.

[06:33:38] We'll make a case out of the corner.

[06:33:40] Stalking over.

[06:33:43] This might be it for the, uh, the rotund one.

[06:33:47] Got him on the ropes.

[06:33:49] Oh, my God. Flights his way out.

[06:33:51] The crowd goes wild.

[06:33:53] They can hurt the corner now. Bitch slaps Kerry! Oh reversal! Elbow to the throat!

[06:34:01] Oh my god.

[06:34:07] They're throwing each other around the ring right now.

[06:34:13] Oh it's over for Mr. K. So I'm afraid. Kerry establishing dominance here.

[06:34:20] Yeah, there ain't, there is no way, my friend.

[06:34:26] Merely quit.

[06:34:28] Oh, my God.

[06:34:34] Still standing.

[06:34:35] Standing here.

[06:34:37] Here I am.

[06:34:43] And comes King Kong himself.

[06:34:46] The King of Kong.

[06:34:48] Billy Mitchell, immediately turning his attention to carry here.

[06:34:58] Hey, so not looking so good. Not looking so good.

[06:35:03] One should not be taking that much time to recover. He's standing there for- oh god.

[06:35:09] A quick series of donkey punches from Donkey Kong.

[06:35:13] Throwing his head over the ropes. No one to capitalize!

[06:35:16] He's hanging by a thread, rolls back into the ring.

[06:35:20] Big clothesline.

[06:35:25] We need to get paramedics on into the ring right now, in case of...

[06:35:36] Oh my god, big boot on a case. So working on the head.

[06:35:40] Possible power bomb incoming.

[06:35:41] Donkey Kong taking her to the top of his tower here.

[06:35:47] The tower of course being the nine foot tall gorilla in the ring right now.

[06:35:52] Oh my god, limiting him by K-So despite his grievous moves.

[06:36:02] Standing here.

[06:36:03] Oh, it's over buddy, he had a good run.

[06:36:11] The competitor has been eliminated!

[06:36:16] Carrie taking it all in.

[06:36:19] Two!

[06:36:21] One!

[06:36:23] Oh, no.

[06:36:26] Carrie may have met her match here.

[06:36:29] Maybe the only superstar in the back

[06:36:32] with a plan for this exact scenario.

[06:36:35] Oh, my God!

[06:36:37] Nearly instantly gets eliminated.

[06:36:40] Holy shit, that would have been funny.

[06:36:49] Some kind of suplex.

[06:36:50] Oh my god, counter.

[06:36:53] Cheta already looking winded.

[06:36:55] Kerry's been in there for at least 10 minutes.

[06:36:58] Oh my god.

[06:36:59] Elbow to the face.

[06:37:02] Watch the crown.

[06:37:04] Oof.

[06:37:06] Oh my oh my Jesus with telekinesis carry turns Chud around on the ground wins him

[06:37:15] takes me to the corner can't really fight back now what is she gonna do with

[06:37:20] this opportunity here we go top rope ain't nothing you can do buddy

[06:37:28] I believe that was her finisher.

[06:37:33] I think Chud's out of here, boys.

[06:37:36] Oh yeah, couldn't even fight on the rope.

[06:37:40] Sad.

[06:37:41] While he may have planned for this exact scenario, a woman, of course, Chud's ultimate weakness.

[06:37:53] early access. Oh my god what a fucking monstrosity. What an absolute monstrosity. He's already

[06:38:10] setting up on carrier for the mandible claw no that's his book over here

[06:38:19] that's the shit

[06:38:24] carry fights her way out

[06:38:27] My cutting would you scream?

[06:38:40] Hey, better than a...

[06:38:42] What's it called?

[06:38:44] Shut the fuck up.

[06:38:47] Picking, yeah.

[06:38:50] Oh my god.

[06:38:51] You made me miss it.

[06:38:52] My horrible monstrosity is owning right now.

[06:38:56] How far can he go, ladies and gentlemen?

[06:39:10] In comes crazy justice.

[06:39:18] Two butterballs added.

[06:39:23] Don't forget, early access does technically weigh 600 pounds.

[06:39:26] pounds even. Two guys fighting in a magic the gathering convention. We're told that

[06:39:45] a crazy justice took issue with early access is blue deck. Now they're has to

[06:39:55] We're looking out in the ring here.

[06:40:02] Former best friends, crazy justice and early access,

[06:40:05] turn enemies of circumstance.

[06:40:09] Early access looking rough.

[06:40:12] Goes in for a combo here.

[06:40:13] Paymaker, no disqualification.

[06:40:18] Oh, club to the back.

[06:40:19] Working on crazy justice's over shield,

[06:40:22] which that shield looks OP by the way.

[06:40:24] OH MY GOD!

[06:40:26] NO!

[06:40:30] MY FREAKING SIDE!

[06:40:44] Literally fucking Batman.

[06:40:50] Unfortunately for Mr. Wayne,

[06:40:52] Crazyjustice has read every single Batman comic and knows his weaknesses.

[06:40:59] Shoving him around like a... what is happening?

[06:41:03] Wait, could that be Batman's weakness?

[06:41:08] Being gently shoved on the chest?

[06:41:17] I believe that Batman has a much higher overall than Crazyjustice right now, but he's putting

[06:41:21] work oh my god I can't imagine that would have been very effective for

[06:41:32] truth ease but we're on Batman on the ropes here it's over crazy justice with

[06:41:40] this turtle beaches oh my god I'm a cutie pie says he's a no or ladies and

[06:41:57] gentlemen we're sending in the guard here to take them out oh no Michael

[06:42:05] Santana, please not again. Alright, he's back in.

[06:42:15] Oh, nice. Nice dodge.

[06:42:18] Why am I just on Kibby here?

[06:42:20] The phrase of justice kind of put in the work.

[06:42:25] Oh, what the hell was that, brother?

[06:42:27] Breaking the back.

[06:42:29] Cubiously effective considering he's wearing a shirt and the guy has no nails.

[06:42:33] Press of scoop fails.

[06:42:35] Tantan is saving us all some of the ropes there.

[06:42:37] Crazy Justice Winden.

[06:42:38] We're in desperate punch.

[06:42:41] Winning the clinch.

[06:42:42] Oh, he's gonna put them on the ropes here.

[06:42:44] Oh my God.

[06:42:47] A chop to the jugular, dude.

[06:42:49] Maybe if I finally get some action started.

[06:42:54] Here we go.

[06:42:57] Oh my God, Superman Punch.

[06:43:00] That was one of his finishers.

[06:43:02] What's he gonna do now?

[06:43:03] My god, Santana's got him on the ropes.

[06:43:06] Oh my god, counter by Crazy Justice to get out.

[06:43:09] Kittiepie winded now, can't fight back.

[06:43:12] Crazy Justice nearly stunned.

[06:43:15] Gonna put him up top here.

[06:43:19] It's all up to the sheer force of will and strength to get out of the situation.

[06:43:24] There's no way to save him.

[06:43:26] Fletcher.

[06:43:27] Reverse suplex.

[06:43:28] Kittiepie on the ground.

[06:43:29] Kudupi on the ground here. Not looking good.

[06:43:34] For the fans at home, Kudupi does technically have a higher overall than Crazy Justice,

[06:43:39] but Crazy Justice is currently unstoppable.

[06:43:45] Working the arm.

[06:43:47] Oh my god, he's just sweaty and gross.

[06:43:50] I can smell him from the announcer table.

[06:43:53] Quick combo by Kudupi.

[06:43:59] And by combo I mean singular punch before getting jobbed in the corner again.

[06:44:06] Our slam.

[06:44:07] Oh my god.

[06:44:08] Kept up by QT5.

[06:44:09] Where did he learn that?

[06:44:10] Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

[06:44:11] Look at the back.

[06:44:12] Grabbed him by the skull candy.

[06:44:13] Oh my god.

[06:44:14] He's gonna get him on the ropes.

[06:44:15] Here we go.

[06:44:16] No.

[06:44:17] Not a chance, buddy.

[06:44:18] You're gonna need some backup, Mr. Santana.

[06:44:19] Here we go.

[06:44:24] Nope.

[06:44:26] Not a chance, buddy.

[06:44:27] You're gonna need some backup, Mr. Santana.

[06:44:30] Oh, god.

[06:44:32] And who else but Dr. Death, fellas?

[06:44:37] It's my favorite character from Rikki Evil!

[06:44:47] reversing his powerbomb there gets countered for his efforts.

[06:44:50] Santana with a drop kick to the back. I don't know if you want to pick that fight

[06:44:54] my friend. Bits slapped Santana in the corner. Reversal on a hog. That hurt the elbow

[06:45:00] that gaspash. Taking him to default super city right now. Oh my god finally

[06:45:10] getting some revenge on crazy justice. He's fighting them both right now.

[06:45:15] Oh! Oh my god. Everyone knows the... Oh my god, closed line. God this creature is

[06:45:26] disgusting me right now.

[06:45:29] Ahahaha!

[06:45:35] Fuck, it's not blue!

[06:45:36] hehehehe!

[06:45:37] TTT!

[06:45:39] I'm the butter bean man!

[06:45:43] Oh God, Santana now!

[06:45:50] WAP! WAP!

[06:45:52] Aw, you're out buddy.

[06:45:55] Shouldn't have dropped kick him in the back, brother.

[06:45:56] Dr. Death turning his attention to crazy justice now.

[06:46:05] And CJB stopped.

[06:46:08] Hunk, Sisyphus right now, trying to move this boulder out of the ring.

[06:46:19] or a stack breaker, or some should.

[06:46:20] I don't know what the fuck that's called.

[06:46:24] Pick him up.

[06:46:27] He's gonna put him up top, looking like.

[06:46:29] Yep.

[06:46:31] Don't know why you would go for this.

[06:46:32] This particular method of elimination.

[06:46:37] Definitely be using gravity to your advantage here.

[06:46:39] Hunk's showing off.

[06:46:42] Nice dodge.

[06:46:43] Get scrappled for his effort.

[06:46:45] Get any punch.

[06:46:47] Pump in the back.

[06:46:50] Sweet chin music, I guess.

[06:46:53] Didn't know he looked his leg that high.

[06:46:55] Ball stop!

[06:46:56] Holy fuck.

[06:46:58] Jesus Christ.

[06:47:05] Working on the knee of Hunk.

[06:47:07] Got a lot of padding though.

[06:47:12] Oh my, no, my god, what a counter by Hunk.

[06:47:14] my honk getting out of there before it was all over.

[06:47:16] Uh, Hammer's the air. There we go. That's the kind of thing you want to do to get him out of there, honk!

[06:47:23] Eliminating Crazy Justice.

[06:47:26] The honk might be next though. Edward Honda in the ring.

[06:47:33] DUSCOY!

[06:47:39] Edmund. Sorry, Edmund. I'm sorry.

[06:47:44] Ooh, nice headbutt.

[06:47:49] Edward E Honda not afraid to throw with his head into very solid objects.

[06:47:55] Looking like a butt slam. Oh my god.

[06:47:58] Oof. That one is unblockable, ladies and gentlemen.

[06:48:04] Using meter here.

[06:48:06] Gonna throw him over the ropes now.

[06:48:08] It might be up for Dr. Death, it is.

[06:48:10] The better Capcom game for Bale.

[06:48:14] He's a complete 100% health right now.

[06:48:24] Oh my god.

[06:48:29] The poop demon herself power.

[06:48:31] Coming in.

[06:48:32] Now ladies and gentlemen I've heard that there are a lot of Chainsaw Man fans who are displeased.

[06:48:37] But it may be ending soon. I don't know if they did not necessarily like or approve of

[06:48:44] Me personally, I don't read comic books, so I haven't really been keeping up

[06:48:52] Had been Honda picking power up

[06:49:00] Quite a way out

[06:49:02] Normally this is a command grab. No reversal. Oh my god. That's a reversal low.

[06:49:09] Oh!

[06:49:13] Power turning at a 90-degree angle on the ground without moving her limbs

[06:49:17] whatsoever in the corner. This is not where you want to be against Edmund. Let

[06:49:22] me tell you that.

[06:49:25] Don't feel bad, power. Honda's a dishonest character. Not wrong. Honda players are pieces

[06:49:34] of shit. Oh my god, what a reversal by power. Could this be the momentum she needs? Never

[06:49:45] mind. Why is it that the fattest characters in this game have the fastest kicks? Oh my

[06:49:54] God ain't a rumble finisher on the power!

[06:49:58] On the shrugging!

[06:50:01] It's nothing to him!

[06:50:08] This shit ain't nothing to me man. Wait!

[06:50:11] Could it be?

[06:50:14] Every, every, every chatter and fan's favorite, Mr. Disfigure!

[06:50:22] Come on, man. Don't do it.

[06:50:24] Alright, fighting his way back in!

[06:50:26] Heheheheh

[06:50:29] Oh!

[06:50:30] Heheheh, he's still here!

[06:50:32] Oh my...

[06:50:33] Heheheheh

[06:50:36] Where is this neck, ladies and gentlemen?

[06:50:38] Mr. Disfigure actually doesn't have a neck!

[06:50:44] The... the remnant of a conjoined twin!

[06:50:51] Heheheheh

[06:50:54] And yes that is a diaper.

[06:51:01] Boom! That move into an arm bar.

[06:51:08] Meeting to wear Honda down. Wisely let's go. Work on it.

[06:51:16] Oh, on the back of his feet. Close lines, mister, this figure, immediately. Holy fuck, he's

[06:51:27] battling to us! Thank you, Edmund! Thank you so much! Edmund! The Glorilla! Now, having

[06:51:40] a big money cash dollar, Bill's Royal Rimmel fans may remember the Glorilla from WWE 2K22

[06:51:45] or whatever game it was. It was much bigger in that game. Much bigger. Coming in with the

[06:51:52] Halo Overshield on his HP bar, I still don't understand how that works. Pretty confident

[06:51:58] means he's going to have to work twice as hard. Mr. Admin. Now, the Glorilla used to

[06:52:07] be 1,200 American pounds. Recently, however, after taking his Osepic sponsor, he has lost

[06:52:15] Quite a bit of weight.

[06:52:20] Incoming butt slam. Oh, there it is. Overshield gone.

[06:52:24] He's not out of this yet, though.

[06:52:29] Oh, nevermind. He's out of it.

[06:52:33] Edmund says, fuck the Overshield, my brother. Fuck the Overshield, my brother.

[06:52:40] How many people

[06:52:42] They're gonna fall to King Japan.

[06:52:45] In comes Bermuda.

[06:52:49] Oh my god.

[06:52:52] What a monster this thing is.

[06:52:54] He's just gonna pick him up.

[06:52:56] He kinda fights his way out.

[06:52:59] Picking him to the ropes.

[06:53:04] Strong enough to do it.

[06:53:05] He's just gonna pick him up.

[06:53:07] I don't think he got what it takes, Mr. Redman, if I'm being honest.

[06:53:11] This retard, he might actually have what it takes.

[06:53:16] Oop.

[06:53:17] Youch.

[06:53:19] Doesn't matter.

[06:53:21] I had been already back in the fray.

[06:53:23] He's whipped to the rope for his efforts.

[06:53:25] To a body slam.

[06:53:29] I'm being told that this is Universe 3 Batman.

[06:53:33] He uses guns, I guess, because he's gonna like a holster or some shit there, I don't know.

[06:53:41] Just picking him up off the ground, that's what a monster this guy is.

[06:53:47] Edmund may have met his match here.

[06:53:53] Never mind.

[06:53:59] He just can't be stopped.

[06:54:01] He's going for a butt slam, ladies and gentlemen.

[06:54:07] What?

[06:54:08] the fuck was that it was what it was his finish his signature doing the poop walk

[06:54:15] Swag walk.

[06:54:17] Swag walk.

[06:54:19] Ha ha ha.

[06:54:21] I've been out!

[06:54:23] It's about damn time.

[06:54:25] A competitor has been eliminated.

[06:54:27] It's the

[06:54:29] ducie strut.

[06:54:31] That means pissed. He took out like seven people there.

[06:54:33] Oh my god!

[06:54:35] Oh my god!

[06:54:37] Oh my god!

[06:54:39] Oh!

[06:54:41] Back from the grave!

[06:54:43] What are you gonna do, brother?

[06:54:50] Hollywood Hulk Hogan.

[06:54:57] Immediately getting ankle locked.

[06:55:05] Watch out, he's gonna say it.

[06:55:06] The last part of his deal, Satan actually brought him back from hell to perform this

[06:55:12] match and that was the first thing he did after the first royal rumble actually was

[06:55:18] to complete that ritual.

[06:55:20] Worry not, ladies and gentlemen, in order to appease the sensors we have sewn his mouth

[06:55:25] shut.

[06:55:26] Bobman's got him on the top rope though.

[06:55:37] Does he have the power?

[06:55:38] I think he might.

[06:55:41] Quick punch to the face there. Crab does not like Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Big boot to the face.

[06:55:46] Never mind, they love this guy.

[06:55:53] Unsurprising, the Satan himself would affiliate with the New World Order.

[06:55:58] Oh my god, what a body slam. Is that Andre the Giant? Mayhaps. Incoming leg drop. Never mind, big splash.

[06:56:11] Jesus Christ.

[06:56:15] I think this is the most athletic we've seen Hogan be, literally ever.

[06:56:20] Oh, they hit him with a woo on the chop right there.

[06:56:23] BOO!

[06:56:26] He might finish bombing off here.

[06:56:30] I think so.

[06:56:32] Yep, there it is.

[06:56:34] Ooh, he takes him out of the corner for some fucking reason.

[06:56:37] Wait, could it be?

[06:56:41] Oh my god, I don't know what move this is. It's nothing. We missed

[06:56:52] What the fuck is happening

[06:56:57] He's using the reason you will see necromancer powers to bite your tongue in

[06:57:05] What the fuck just happened?

[06:57:11] Honestly, Osborn.

[06:57:23] Also brought back from hell at the same time as Hogan.

[06:57:30] I told they had some beef in the River Styx, actually get out now in the ring.

[06:57:38] Oh my god, what a slap.

[06:57:41] Locking arms. Ozzy Osbourne is pissed.

[06:57:49] Get him up there. Take him out. Send him back to hell.

[06:57:55] Nope.

[06:57:58] Oof.

[06:58:00] Hogan mad that Ozzy wouldn't hire him to be his basis.

[06:58:03] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm being told that Hollywood Hogan actually was Ozzy's first basis.

[06:58:09] Yeah, you're out of here big man. Nope

[06:58:15] Maybe no he wiping

[06:58:23] Wiping hogan off like a piece of dog shit from his boot is the monster bear me

[06:58:30] Take out the trash

[06:58:34] Spin a rune on Ozzy Osbourne, I know that's not the name of the move. I just do not know

[06:58:39] What it actually is so I'm just gonna say names that I remember.

[06:58:44] Tosses Aussie!

[06:58:49] End of days? Okay, okay.

[06:58:53] Five men on a tear right now.

[06:58:58] May have finally met his match.

[06:59:03] The surprise intro from Hatsune Miku.

[06:59:05] you.

[06:59:06] Told that Bobman is a big Vocaloid fan.

[06:59:13] Will that allow him to keep his focus here in the ring?

[06:59:23] Bobman with a mandate of heaven?

[06:59:25] I don't think so.

[06:59:27] The question is, does Bobman have what it takes to fight Satan?

[06:59:32] The first Rumble winner.

[06:59:33] I do not think so.

[06:59:35] I do not think so.

[06:59:40] Also, God has not entered the ring yet, by the way,

[06:59:44] and it was a random allotment.

[06:59:49] Might just, nope, no clothesline.

[06:59:51] Gonna try and lift him up.

[06:59:53] Many people have made this exact mistake.

[06:59:55] And it plays out the exact same way with a punch to the face.

[07:00:06] Jesus!

[07:00:07] Oh my god.

[07:00:08] Quick combo.

[07:00:09] Actually gets the stun on Bob-Man.

[07:00:10] Hatsune Miku!

[07:00:11] Picked up the chest for good measure.

[07:00:12] Gonna try and take him to the roof, so I don't think there's enough time though.

[07:00:23] Once again, trying to lift Bombay, hanging on for dear life, although it seems more like

[07:00:33] he's just using the Earth's gravity to prevent himself from being moved at all.

[07:00:38] Elbow to the face, bunch to the face, same thing every time.

[07:00:45] Ball punch, I think, maybe not.

[07:00:48] He's got him on the ropes, takes him out- Oh my- WHAT?!

[07:00:54] He's too big!

[07:00:55] She can't move on him!

[07:00:58] Oh my god, going for the kidney punch.

[07:01:02] When you put a giant like this you gotta go low.

[07:01:06] Holy fuck.

[07:01:08] No way.

[07:01:10] How did she do that?

[07:01:15] Get him outta there!

[07:01:16] What are you doing?

[07:01:18] Hatsune Miku!

[07:01:23] Oh, this is a special... finisher.

[07:01:28] Bomb-at-tamping! It's not gonna help you, big man! I'm sorry!

[07:01:40] It might be over. Nope. She's too late.

[07:01:44] Hatsune Miku in complete perfect health. Nice dodge. Holy shit.

[07:01:47] Oh my god.

[07:01:51] Now Pelvis Crusher had a very bad run. Oh my god, how soon we can stay yet? Very bad run.

[07:01:58] And the first rumble that he was in.

[07:02:02] Pelvis Crusher is actually the highest rated participant in this rumble.

[07:02:10] And I believe a beast has been unleashed on the ring tonight.

[07:02:17] Two Giants collide. Bobman fighting for his life. I think he's about out of energy though.

[07:02:28] Pelvis Crusher of course known for his uh oh my god he's just staring her down!

[07:02:33] Groza by the neck across the ring picks her up again. Pelvis Crusher known for his uh

[07:02:41] oh my god Bobman saves Hatsune Miku. So not my body pillow, not today.

[07:02:44] It's been in Power Bomb, mayhaps?

[07:02:47] Oh my god, eliminates the Overshield and stuns the Pelvis Crusher.

[07:02:51] Could he truly be so unlucky?

[07:02:54] I don't know how this creature is still in.

[07:03:01] Reverse onto the ropes, it might be over.

[07:03:03] Nope, slowly walks in.

[07:03:04] Hot-Synonymy could get again too slow.

[07:03:07] What the fuck is happening?

[07:03:12] That guy was saying that he's a nobody.

[07:03:13] Pelvis Crusher known for his Pelvis crushing.

[07:03:17] Instantly and easily throws Miku out.

[07:03:19] He's been eliminated.

[07:03:21] I don't know who can beat this thing, if I'm being honest.

[07:03:24] He may have unleashed a true evil on the world.

[07:03:28] A true unstoppable evil.

[07:03:35] It may look like he's getting worked right now,

[07:03:37] but let's just say,

[07:03:39] Obama's about out of steam, my friends.

[07:03:41] He's almost out of steam. Nice counter. Wins himself doing it.

[07:03:53] Who can stop the pelvis crusher?

[07:03:59] Who can stop this monster? Could it be Bobman? He is technically qualified.

[07:04:09] anything could happen at the big money cash dollar bills rumble royal rumble

[07:04:13] extreme three we have four

[07:04:22] oh there's the pelvis crusher right there is he setting up for another one

[07:04:27] it's God entry number 22

[07:04:33] versus his pelvis again

[07:04:39] And here's bombing out of here, you know, ladies and gentlemen, I didn't want to say

[07:04:49] that loud, but the only match for a Pelvis Crusher might actually be God.

[07:04:55] I think, I think, uh, I didn't want to jinx it, though.

[07:05:03] Choking God out.

[07:05:05] Yo, Pelvis Crusher kind of looks like the guy from Def Jam Fight for New York.

[07:05:10] What was his name?

[07:05:15] Nice combination from God.

[07:05:17] Bone Crusher, yes, yes.

[07:05:22] A man who I was very surprised to learn actually was a rapper.

[07:05:25] I'd never heard of him before.

[07:05:30] I NEVER SCARED!

[07:05:31] You know, I knew the song just not to realize it was a bone cruiser, so I guess counter-ripe hell's crusher

[07:05:37] surprisingly quick

[07:05:41] Only this monster could possibly do something like this to G. O. D. How about the back? No respect

[07:05:50] To the creator

[07:05:52] What the hell was that a massage get a grip help us pressure your life's on the line here

[07:06:06] God working the beast nice dodge down on the ropes it was not meant to be ladies and gentlemen

[07:06:22] A true era of darkness has begun.

[07:06:29] God has fallen.

[07:06:32] Billions must die.

[07:06:39] What future remains?

[07:06:42] In comes Roland McDonald.

[07:06:44] Not really sure what the inspiration here was for this guy.

[07:06:55] Hell, this is a tattoo in his armpit.

[07:07:01] It looks like a stain, as right armpit.

[07:07:04] I see it.

[07:07:13] Now Rolando McDonald has an overshield.

[07:07:27] In the corner he goes. Nice reversal.

[07:07:29] It's not looking good for Pellviskosha when we got us here.

[07:07:33] He has to be stopped now before it's too late.

[07:07:35] Oh my god.

[07:07:38] With an overall 99.

[07:07:40] Makes you wonder why the guy who made this beast didn't simply give him a 100 and there's

[07:07:46] the pelvis crusher right there ladies and gentlemen.

[07:07:49] Overshield gone.

[07:07:50] He's going to do it again.

[07:07:53] Reverse.

[07:07:54] Punch the face.

[07:08:07] Crusher back on his feet. Rhonda's saying I've had enough. I'm just gonna take you

[07:08:12] over the ropes there. All the way across the ring for some reason. No reversal.

[07:08:17] Oh no. Wait, he did reverse. No he didn't.

[07:08:27] Oh, there it is. His other signature move. The gentle massage. I don't know why he

[07:08:34] keeps doing that shit if I'm being honest. The back rub. Oh, it's simply running into

[07:08:42] Rolando. He's setting up for another pelvis kosher. I know that look on his face. Countered

[07:08:47] into an EDT. Back on his feet again. Rolando looking like he's rocking a big freak mutant

[07:09:03] baby to sleep right now.

[07:09:05] Whee!

[07:09:09] Velvet's Crusher fights his way out.

[07:09:14] And comes Pikachu.

[07:09:23] And yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is a real Pikachu from the Kanto region.

[07:09:27] Yeah, Rolando in the ropes.

[07:09:32] Decisive he wants a piece of the Belvis Crusher.

[07:09:35] Very unwise, my friend.

[07:09:36] Very unwise.

[07:09:37] Kind of working him, though, if I'm being honest.

[07:09:45] Working everyone.

[07:09:46] Holy moly.

[07:09:47] Nope.

[07:09:48] There's the Belvis Crusher right there.

[07:09:53] Oh, no. What is he gonna do to this thing?

[07:09:59] Okay, he just gently lowers him to the mat and jumps over him, showing off his athleticism

[07:10:05] here.

[07:10:10] We'll pick it you tried to save Rolando here. I don't think it has to.

[07:10:18] Oh, maybe. Nope.

[07:10:22] where are you going all right this is a losing matchup for Pikachu here I must

[07:10:32] say but pelvis crusher is moderately wound in it

[07:10:38] who we got here oh my god working on the pelvis of Pikachu right now I already

[07:10:45] heard the bone shatter. Oh my god the momentum is insane. What's it gonna be big

[07:10:59] man? The pelvis crusher. Well played.

[07:11:07] Well played.

[07:11:15] The Crusher sitting up right under the move here. What's it gonna be oh?

[07:11:22] My god, he's locking him in it the pelvis crusher

[07:11:27] He's separating the bone ring

[07:11:35] Oh my god gonna be oh my god the pelvis crusher

[07:11:45] Super Red Bunch from Beacon 2, wait.

[07:11:56] In comes Victor Gideon from HIT, an extremely highly ranked video game Resident Evil 9 Requiem, available now in PlayStation 5 Store, Windows PC, and mobile.

[07:12:10] Nice clothesline.

[07:12:23] I think Pelvis Crusher is gone about as far as he can, ladies and gentlemans.

[07:12:29] Beaches are staring down the Pelvis Crusher.

[07:12:31] This thing killed God, my man.

[07:12:34] Get a grip.

[07:12:37] I have her shoved to the ropes, sitting up on the pa- oh my Jesus Christ!

[07:12:50] Oh my God, taking a page out of his book is the bigotry.

[07:12:54] Nice quick dodge!

[07:12:55] Going into the quick attack!

[07:12:58] Ball punch!

[07:12:59] Oh my, what is happening?

[07:13:00] Oh my, what is happening?

[07:13:11] I have no idea what this move could possibly be. Oh my fucking god the pelvis crusher again

[07:13:24] Here we go. Oh

[07:13:26] My god sets up for the pelvis crusher but gets countered

[07:13:29] I think you should go for your big boot.

[07:13:36] Besides he wants to watch instead.

[07:13:39] Getting him getting to work right now.

[07:13:42] I'm pretty sure he's like a tyrant.

[07:13:45] No tentacle arm though, I will say.

[07:13:49] Kind of cringed, not included.

[07:13:51] I think you two up top.

[07:13:53] I don't think he can.

[07:13:54] I don't know if he can fight this one, ladies and gentlemen.

[07:13:58] He's a nemesis.

[07:14:02] What the fuck is a nemesis?

[07:14:06] Kidney punch and the Irish whip in the corner.

[07:14:08] Body splash.

[07:14:09] Albert in the throat.

[07:14:10] Okay.

[07:14:11] Oh no, who won?

[07:14:14] It's the Pelvis Crusher.

[07:14:15] Be careful.

[07:14:16] You can't.

[07:14:17] Oh no.

[07:14:18] Jesus Christ.

[07:14:19] Jesus Christ.

[07:14:20] Jesus Christ.

[07:14:21] Jesus Christ.

[07:14:22] Jesus Christ.

[07:14:23] Jesus Christ.

[07:14:24] Jesus Christ.

[07:14:25] Jesus Christ.

[07:14:26] Jesus Christ.

[07:14:27] Oh, no.

[07:14:39] Will they get to rehash?

[07:14:43] Their rivalry here?

[07:14:45] Nope, they're teaming up.

[07:14:52] on Leon. It's just gonna pick him up from the ground. The pelvis crusher is

[07:15:05] glistening with sweat. Nice pelvis crusher by the pelvis crusher. I was

[07:15:14] looking at the corner. Okay, he's gonna try and lift him up. Stop doing this to

[07:15:17] this thing, it's not going to work. Chatter says he would be so slippery, so very true.

[07:15:31] Getting in content to watch here. He wants a piece of Leon. Oop, they're taking turns.

[07:15:40] Leon fighting despite that.

[07:15:47] Oh my god, they're teaming up.

[07:15:50] Just kidding.

[07:15:53] Leon's saving Gideon.

[07:15:55] Nevermind.

[07:15:57] This might be Curtin call for a yield,

[07:15:59] uh,

[07:16:02] Víctor.

[07:16:04] Get him out of there.

[07:16:05] I've never seen someone win.

[07:16:10] That particular grab.

[07:16:13] Oh my god.

[07:16:15] Instant 180 from Kennedy.

[07:16:18] The big man moving in for the kill, setting up for the pelvis crusher. There it is.

[07:16:25] Spins him around 180 degrees, picks him up, setting up for the pelvis crusher. There it is!

[07:16:32] Oh no.

[07:16:35] What is this?

[07:16:36] Oh my god, I don't know what that is called.

[07:16:41] It's Spinaroonie Powerbomb.

[07:16:44] Oh, getting encounters Kennedy.

[07:16:52] Is the Pelvis Crusher?

[07:16:53] Oh.

[07:16:54] Oh my god, Speedowitch.

[07:16:55] Pelvis Crusher and DeLion.

[07:16:56] Is that enough for someone else?

[07:17:00] What could it be?

[07:17:04] counter actually can't be fighting back that was her is fucking pissed another

[07:17:15] pelvis crusher on to get in oh my god a super kick but that might be that might

[07:17:21] be all she wrote for mr. pelvis crusher that was the last pelvis you crushed my

[07:17:27] friend this is all over the ring right now oh my god the beast setting up for

[07:17:40] the pelvis crusher there it is squeezing the life out of it oh my god what

[07:17:50] Strength from the beast.

[07:17:58] Oh my, could it possibly be?

[07:18:04] It's Norks.

[07:18:08] Norks, of course, the 70 overall OC that I downloaded from the store.

[07:18:15] This is just some random guy's depiction of himself in WWE 2K26.

[07:18:21] Does he have what it takes to stand with the Crusher?

[07:18:24] He very well might.

[07:18:30] He very well might.

[07:18:32] No one's been able to do it.

[07:18:35] Can you do a second broadcaster but have him be British?

[07:18:41] Beautiful.

[07:18:42] I mean the turnbuckle there indeed

[07:18:47] Well said Brian, what's a good British name?

[07:18:52] Picture perfect

[07:18:57] Big nines

[07:19:00] It's me no, angel if a commentary then being the lad

[07:19:06] Winthorpe Nigel Wintherp, dude nice

[07:19:12] Oh my god, what is this move?

[07:19:16] Leon Kennedy crushing the pelvis of the pelvis crusher.

[07:19:20] Norc's working on Victor Gideon.

[07:19:26] I don't know what the hell that was.

[07:19:28] He ran all the way around the ring,

[07:19:29] only to hit the ground.

[07:19:32] Now, so doesn't stop the pelvis crusher here.

[07:19:34] I think Gideon's out.

[07:19:36] Oh no, that's a finisher.

[07:19:38] Goodbye, my friend.

[07:19:42] This thing is, uh, oh my god.

[07:19:51] Here it is.

[07:19:54] Ora farming Leon Kennedy!

[07:19:57] Don't make that mistake, amigo.

[07:20:03] The pressure here on the pelvis of Leon Kennedy.

[07:20:06] Undeniable as he's throwing out of the ring.

[07:20:08] Now some random guy from Indiana's OC versus the thing that killed God

[07:20:18] 70 overall is Norks 99 is pelvis crusher

[07:20:25] Does he have what it takes

[07:20:32] He does not Norse is eliminated with an Irish whip and fully experienced

[07:20:38] I was wondering when he would show up from Devil May Cry, the brother of Dante, moving

[07:20:59] in for the kill.

[07:21:04] Oof, crushing the pelvis of the pelvis crusher just now.

[07:21:09] Oh my god, a belly slam.

[07:21:14] I am the storm that is approaching.

[07:21:20] Pro-booking.

[07:21:27] This is DMC Virgil?

[07:21:29] Yeah.

[07:21:31] Do you not remember what he looks like?

[07:21:34] Oh my god. No living creature could sustain that sort of damage.

[07:21:41] There it is.

[07:21:43] The pelvis crusher. And he's setting up for another one.

[07:21:46] You have to counter this, my man. There it is.

[07:21:54] Oof.

[07:21:56] Why?

[07:21:58] Why?

[07:21:59] I don't even want you to win anymore, dude.

[07:22:04] You're a fucking clothesline!

[07:22:09] Bring Nigel back.

[07:22:12] Beautiful neck massage, boy, the pelvis crusher.

[07:22:17] Beauty!

[07:22:18] Beauty!

[07:22:19] Yep, there it is, Borgman stunned.

[07:22:27] Oh my...

[07:22:28] What is this move?

[07:22:30] Nothing.

[07:22:31] He's just moving him around.

[07:22:34] He doesn't want to stun him, doesn't need to.

[07:22:37] Just gonna throw him over the rope.

[07:22:45] Gorgon somehow fighting his way back up there, bud.

[07:22:49] No.

[07:22:50] Yep.

[07:22:51] Aye, aye, aye.

[07:22:55] Proving that he is not Icarus.

[07:23:00] Could it be?

[07:23:03] John Halo, to save the day, does he have an over shield?

[07:23:08] He does not.

[07:23:12] Fringe.

[07:23:15] John117 says I crushed your pelvis, nice counter kick by the master chief.

[07:23:31] Finish the fight. So many have died before you, John. God.

[07:23:37] Vorgin. Nice counter. What the hell?

[07:23:44] Oh, they're trading blows.

[07:23:53] It's not looking good for Master Chief. It won't be us.

[07:24:01] Who has the tenacity to remain standing?

[07:24:06] I would not ever want to be punched by Pelvis Crusher.

[07:24:13] There it is.

[07:24:16] Not even John 117 can finish the fight.

[07:24:24] So many brave warriors slain in the line of combat.

[07:24:28] I don't even know who remains in the back to challenge this creature.

[07:24:32] He's moving like that fucking SCP from the game, the concrete one.

[07:24:39] Master Chief turned his back for a split second, that guy was on him instantly.

[07:24:51] Hold on.

[07:24:53] Number 30.

[07:24:55] Free Run.

[07:24:56] Could she do it?

[07:24:59] Pelvis Crusher is gloating right now.

[07:25:04] We're in overall of 91, not that far behind of the Pelvis Crusher.

[07:25:09] Famous for that move, whatever it's called.

[07:25:14] She does stand a chance here, she just needs to take it slow, take it surgical.

[07:25:18] Don't get discouraged when you get countered like that.

[07:25:20] And definitely do not get your Pelvis Crusher like this.

[07:25:24] No, no, reversal by Freerun. Wrong match

[07:25:36] There it is told you guys famous for that move

[07:25:44] It's called the Zoltrak, okay Zoltrak the Zorak got it

[07:25:50] Rearing kind of put in work right now.

[07:25:58] I say as she's immediately countered, knee to the face.

[07:26:07] I, uh, okay, thought maybe she was getting thrown over the ropes there, but, oh no, bite

[07:26:19] back my queen Jesus Christ oh my god and he's gonna crush her pelvis dude not

[07:26:29] like this he killed everyone man no reversal oh my god no we need to come

[07:26:43] man bro this guy was like number 18 it's over man no this is safe indeed

[07:27:05] holy fuck man

[07:27:13] Delete this trash right now

[07:27:23] Character created by a 14 year old to beat their step dad ass

[07:27:31] And why is he doing the the Faroo cans gesture right now?

[07:27:40] We are the nation of domination

[07:27:43] Oh, that's the Elon Musk!

[07:27:47] Oh, my bad, my bad.

[07:27:50] Can we talk about the soul-stealing magic we witnessed earlier?

[07:27:54] Oh, you're talking about when, uh...

[07:27:57] Wait, who did that?

[07:28:01] Ba-meh?

[07:28:03] Oh, yeah.

[07:28:05] So actually, Ba-meh is, um...

[07:28:09] If you'd been paying attention to the colors he was wearing.

[07:28:14] You see the colors?

[07:28:17] Now, tell me, what were the colors that Shang Tsung wore

[07:28:21] in Mortal Kombat?

[07:28:28] The same outfit.

[07:28:33] That's right.

[07:28:34] Obama is the sorcerer supreme

[07:28:38] Shae Su

[07:28:41] Shae Su

[07:28:43] Perkins

[07:28:46] La Pellevis crusher

[07:28:49] Be good cured his racism

[07:28:56] Good stream normally I would have our winners fight each other

[07:28:59] but uh, Satan and the Velvet's Crusher are predictably aligned in scope.

[07:29:08] So, hey, who knows? Zero thinks we're some of the undone.

[07:29:10] Thanks for watching. Enjoy the love. Thanks for watching.

[07:29:11] I'm the mystic sword. Thanks for coming. I'm the Zod-6.

[07:29:13] We're some of the...

[07:29:14] BOOM!

[07:29:16] I'll see you guys tomorrow.