MOONMOON
One Chicago guy vs. 20 steaming hot, sweaty, greasy, oily, muscular, angry men
03-14-2026 · 3h 40m
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Boss
Hmm. Boss. Boss.
It's microphone. What's up everybody?
Sean, hello?
What up? What up?
I
Look buff today
My arm
Agency meaning me the new Mike they did not they did not I've always wanted a real guy Mike a
Real man Mike
I'm a real man now.
What do you care about beating this cheating ass game?
Such simpering foolishness,
you can never understand the machinations of the Bosch each other.
Francis Morgan. Hello, Frank. IQ sticks for 7.9. Toggle sticks for 7.
Dane Barth. They show 7.9. Inform Panache. They show 7.
I've never used YouTube music.
Oops.
The fuck is YouTube music?
It's a place where you listen to music on YouTube.
RGP, thanks for taking five subs.
Just watching for seven.
Error timed out, thanks for seven.
Teddy Whitey, thanks for seven.
King of Real, thanks for seven.
Akka, thanks for seven.
Boom, MF4RM, thanks for seven.
Asteculer, thanks for seven.
So normal YouTube, yes.
Dude, they're using a fire alarm in the back of the saw.
That's not the mic anymore.
There we go.
Come on, fix boys.
What class are you playing monsters on magic?
Classified.
My beer looking kind of hot today, man, damn.
Nah, it looks like peeps.
money bags, Volcora, Wuligar, thanks for 7th.
Is Joey bad ass, Joey valence, whoever that is.
So Silver B, thanks for 7th.
I'm watching I've been watching for years and I'm just noticing the beard.
There's not much to notice my man.
Pro magic and emo County. Thanks for seven.
Bro protection, executive. Thanks for something.
When that, thanks for seven silver. Thanks for seven.
We'll agar. Thanks for sub it
The remedy the vote core money bag six for seven rake scenes arena. Thanks for seven missed it
What do you have to jacket is right behind me brother
How is everyone in twitch chat daps you up daps you up
up. Very good. I feel like you need a touch more low end with your mic. You mean, uh,
okay. Let's see. Hello. Hello. Hello. I'm currently speaking words. I'm currently speaking
words. Perfect now. Still soy. Okay, man. I am not soy. I can't believe you replaced
your USB mic with another USB mic. You just don't understand the brilliance of moon.
You just don't get it. You'll never get it. You're a noob.
Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow.
That's a classic big M move.
Was it the layers that your boomer ass don't have heating on?
No.
I dislike heating.
I only recently started using a...
My truck has a Gooch warmer.
I put that shit on one.
That's as high as I go.
Your car has that too.
Real?
How cold is it up there?
It's like 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
You're playing with your Gooch right now.
Ask me anything.
Can you stop?
Are you able to stop immediately?
No, okay. I want to pay a ride an impasse
What's that in freedom units? Hold on. Let me Google it for you
It's for
It's for which I'm told is cold
Let's just the sure SM7 DB.
Yeah, it's the manosphere mic.
Any men in chat want to talk about their issues with me?
No. Pussy.
Well, that's much better.
I don't think make women think I'm not a nerd.
Well, you are a nerd.
First of all, I guess I'm on my throat.
It's cock.
First of all, you are a nerd.
of zoo into locker. Have I gotten a new controller yet? No, fucking this USBC shitty ass fucking
PS five fucking core, dude. Jesus Christ. There's something special prepared for the
show today. Yeah, hang on.
Well, then, applause intro.
We're very very specific sound debating on.
Hello everybody. Greetings. Good morning. Good morning, everyone. Good morning. Good morning.
Hello, welcome to the show everybody. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Come on. Come on guys. Quiet down a little bit. Come on.
Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
All right, shut up
Hmm
Okay
You know how on airplane
They say
You're too fat. You got to pay for more seat
How come
How come the skinny guy
skinny guy not have to pay less for lessy
it's always villain
at a controller to your inevitable door-dash order, fuck you.
You let this homeless guy in?
What's the deal with the homeless?
If you're so cold, just go inside of the shelter.
Just go in the shelter.
All these people die into the fentanyl, just don't take it.
Any wiki gotcha today?
Yeah, we'll pull some backs dude, fuck it man.
I haven't gotten anything good yet.
God's well done well done quick reflex
Excuse me
Thank you guys speak up, please
How about now are we good I see our mass shootings in the United States card. No, that's amazing. Good work
Yeah, COVID yesterday not real. Let's rip some packs.
We are looking for brightly colored cards. Everything else sucks.
Yeah, camel cigarettes in the war on terror today. Ooh, nice.
whole one SR plus card wait
I got the Montana highway patrol and I got fucking cock on my throat dude
the list of Catholic martyrs of the English Reformation boring
Archibald D. Johnson. Now that's a guy. What was he about? Provincial politician from Alberta,
I can't, disregard.
Made up stories, company, cringe.
No.
1900 English beer poisoning.
Be fucking logamite.
It's be poison, bruv.
Florida State Road 934.
I've been on that.
It's real, can confirm.
It's a long road.
Transaction authentication number.
Here we go.
epilepsy currents
Why does they have a picture who Gus who Gus billy rachis
Surfering on the US representative as a representative since 2013. I'm sure he's a great work
Trace a great you usually tell how great work they do by like
So you know how trees have rings in the middle of them when you cut them open or whatever
It's kind of the same with old white guys in Congress if you count the rings and jowls around their neck
You can usually tell how effective they've been as a representative
That guy only has one so he's probably done something at least
Fuck you wiki gotcha. I hate you
Have you heard of your AI slot bores me
A real-time multiplayer game where humans role-play as AI submit prompts, give responses, earn
credits, and fight the slot.
Wait.
Hold up.
That sounds right out of my alley, I think.
Ooh, security check.
I'm not a malicious bot, I promise.
I'm over 13.
How, write something.
Wait, I wanna LARP as AI.
Become the machine, you have 60 seconds
to fulfill a request before Sam Holtman burns your H100.
I'm ready.
Wait, I'm waiting in line.
Okay.
From a human, is it 2026?
Of course.
The current year is 2026,
which is one year after 2025.
Now, don't lose heart.
important that you remember that time moves linearly and that everything is
going according to plan. Oh, that's good, right? Plus one credit. Another one. That
was a shitty problem. Hang on, I gotta get something good.
Nice dash. Thank you. Thank you for having a fanfic. We're
Legend McQueen and Francesco Bernoulli make out enemies to
lovers. Yeah, oh god. Who is Francesco? Francesco Bernoulli.
Oh, he's the he's the car from from cars. Okay.
It would appear that you have a keen interest in cars. The movie
While I'm pressing, we got 50 seconds, hang on.
For reasons related to safety,
I am unable to fulfill this request as it pertains to explicit sexual content.
If there is anything else that I can help you with,
Please submit a new question now.
Letting the days go by.
I'm skipping this one.
If I yes, but color strawberry.
So I said super what's you done?
It seems that your parents have failed miserably in regards to your basic education.
I would recommend getting off of the Apple iPad, if you are currently employing for your
entertainment, your base entertainment in order to pursue your general education
degree. GED. Another one.
I
Another one I
Got a buh minus
Skip please draw. Oh my god, please draw orange crevello
Who the fuck is that?
Secondary antagonists of the dark comedy musical little shop of horrors. Okay
And his number one you I'm his number one you may joe she and collecting little do the please skip if you can oh
God
I'm pulling up a picture Jesus Christ
You got a big nose
Cool eyes
Thick eyebrows
We got 20 seconds is I good this is like his lips right here
Chin butt chin butt
What do you think of Taki's?
Hmm.
Taki's.
All?
Tockeys are a popular snack amongst.
Copy Google AI.
Dude, I wanted to include the company name.
That's why I googled it.
I got to skip this one.
Sorry, I got it in me.
I tainted my I tainted my answer by I did go answer the gulia you love some capacitors they are sweet but sour
Excuse me, but are you referring to the?
Dude that's not a problem is a fucking question why the fuck would I waste my time? I mean a real AI would answer that
What the fuck? I just want to Yuri Miranda and Andy just make shit up.
Ah, yes. I wholeheartedly agree with this statement. I, too, have longed for a yuri,
Miranda, and Andy. I believe that this pairing would be excellent, not only for me,
But for the viewer as well, I hope that one day we all receive a URI. Miranda and Andy.
Maybe two. Alright, another M-dash. Nice. Plus one.
Now, some of you may have asked in the past what use of 140 WPM, that's right, pretending
to be AI answering people within 60 seconds asking really fucking stupid questions on
the internet.
It's more useful than you would think.
My fast AP speed has been more useful than algebra.
Draw shadow milk cookie form CRK smoking a cigarette.
You
Oh no
I can't make my pen bigger
I took it 20 seconds ago.
Jibs?
Oh fuck.
Close?
I was trying to make sure I had the hedgehog.
Oh fuck.
Close?
I was trying to make shadow of the hedgehog.
Not even the right color? I have like five colors!
And that almost puke, I'm just naturally juicy...
Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-u!
This song, like, 300 years old and it still slaps.
I thought this was made by the- the McLeod guy.
Is this isn't this Kevin MacLeod?
Dude, you guys are so on the website now.
That's okay.
I got estimated to wait 25 minutes.
Let's do.
Let's be a human.
Why is he praying? I'm trying to give a good question. I've never wanted to talk to an AI before.
Do a draw prompt, good idea, good idea, okay.
draw a chocolate milk a glass with chocolate milk as represented by the
classical still life style
boring as shit it's possible though it's possible though
N word incoming dude, they wouldn't just write the N word
They wouldn't just write the N word guys they would try to draw the chocolate chocolate milk, I mean they're probably googling still life
The N word
So it's still like in this context would simply be drawing the chocolate milk.
So all this guy has to do is draw a glass of chocolate milk.
Mom, that's all he's got to do, man.
He's shading it.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
Fucking bitch.
Hmm
Please draw a fat old guy
Playing video games alone in his room
No slurs to it in parenthesis. Do not slur, please
You think you do it he's got 90 seconds one out of two pending ask something else while you wait. Oh
Dude, my requests are so simple.
No slurs, please.
Please draw a dog
of your choosing
taking a
fat poop.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Now, this is a big question, okay?
If this is a real AI, it will show the dog stealing poop, whereas a human understanding the context would draw it pooping.
Does anyone ever finish?
What is happening?
It's 90 seconds, man. Just wait.
There's no timer. How the fuck am I supposed to know?
They skipped.
Uh-oh. So what, did they go to someone else then?
They're skipping.
When it gets yellow, that means they skipped.
Oh.
People hate drawing.
Um, ask for a perfect circle, no slurs, that's a good one actually.
Please draw a perfect circle in parenthesis, no slurs, please says you can have two things
at once.
That's pretty good.
How come he's wearing glasses?
Is it prompting the same person that drew this, or is it like a different person?
That's what I wonder.
Different.
What is this game?
This is a our creators.
You fucking suck, man.
No slurs, please.
Draw a perfect circle or instantly die.
No, I'm not from Chicago, CM Punk is from Chicago, it's in his name, which I don't
I don't really understand the Chicago Pride personally, but...
Man punk dude yes
That ain't it my man, I want to be AI dude. Let me be AI
I'm from Seattle. I'm from Jacksonville.
Yikes. My friend's called a PvP zone.
So made it out.
That's Florida in general.
Yeah, I got served a tech talk randomly today of a guy doing a row to rage and then just
getting shot dude, Florida, Florida, the guy got pissed off and got cut off.
He cut the guy who cut him off off and then he stops his car it gets out and is like fuck you doing man
What are you doing from the car?
Fucking shoots this guy like six times did
Road rage just ain't worth it in America dude make road rage great again, man
Whatever happened to good old-fashioned fisticuffs
How are you laughing at that
Because I've been in that exact situation, like I've been cut off by someone on the road, you know, and I drive, you know, consistently over the speed limit.
And I just know that in my head, in my head, I'm, I'm like,
I'm just done.
In my, in my head, I'm like,
why, why the fuck did this piece of shit just cut me off when I am like making a concerted effort to break the law to go fast so that they do not get slowed down behind me.
me and then I remember oh this guy's probably got fucking fetal alcohol
syndrome or it is deranged in some way and if I get pissed off about this which
I am internally already pissed off about this he is probably going to kill me with
his gun. Personally I'm a fan of my little pony. There is just something
about the determination and power of friendship that those cute little ponies
have there is no tribulation that those five ponies are able to are unable to
overcome just watch next week on my little pony they're going to take on the
war in Iran too
I'm sorry. I'm still waking up. I'm still waking up.
Why does he know the number? I guess the number, was I right? Yeah, you got Pinkie Pie, you got Applejack, you got Twilight Sparkle, um, the yellow one with us.
Blossom no, it's from powerbuff girls, dude.
Rainbow Dash Fluttershy, is that it?
You've exceeded the acceptable amount to know.
Brothers, there was a point on the internet where everyone,
there were so many brodies, man.
It was honestly a dark time, a dark time rarity.
Oh, so there's six.
Not on my internet.
Dude, not everyone posts on r slash magic, the gathering in 2012, dude.
You know what I mean?
Sorry that we weren't r slash warhammer 40 K mods, dude.
Glory to the Ebrar, glory to the Ebrar.
No bronies shall persist in my presence.
OK, but where you want my little punch?
No, I was not a fucking bronie, dude, but guess what?
Get exposed to enough of them.
You you you you pick up basic information like, yeah,
there's more than one my little pony and my little pony, dude.
You know what I mean?
In fact, there might be even more than two.
What do you think about the state of the world would be my god?
Tong Tong Sahur.
It's Italian brain rot.
The world right now is damned and oh wait no we don't swear.
If more of the world was able to enjoy the masterpiece of Tong Tong Sahur, I think that
We would have less war and more.
Delicious Italian, cappuccino.
How do you spell?
Capuchino.
Oh God.
Oh, oh, fuck.
Define cappuccino.
There's two C's.
Oh.
All right, we have to hit some.
This ship 123 million views
It is a completely AI music video.
tongue to her, but in 4k. So some of you guys may not know, but this is a this a big meme
in the U.S. of A right now. Dude, where that song goes to just start playing? I heard your
feelings when I did what I did. It would appear that you have mistaken me for another
being. This application and subsequent AI assistant is for the following use
informative question answering and of course neat little tidbits from the past.
It is not for, from a dumping.
Hmm.
If you have something that you are interested in learning, please submit another prompt so that I may assist you accordingly.
Thank you.
Like I don't think they would say thank you. I actually have like very limited experience with
You where's that song that just start playing
Limited experience with AI prom dude
Well, maybe I can find it we have to we have to tongue tongue Sahara again, though. I'm sorry guys
Where do you get an autoplay?
This isn't it!
It was the guy with the mullet.
Aw man.
Graphery, thanks for sub-
Check my history.
It's not there.
Wait, maybe?
Nope.
YouTube history, how do you even check that?
page.
Oh, found it.
How come no one wants to, no one wants my expertise?
Happy means doing what I should.
That's right. Oftentimes,
we are consumed with the capitalistic need
to increase our personal coffers.
Instead, it is scientifically proven,
source-needed, that doing what one wishes is
often the course and path to happiness.
Need an M-dash?
Minus one AI doesn't require sources.
True. Let's back it up.
Many users of this application have proven this.
They often recounted their many adventures
with the designer drug fentanyl.
Hope this helps.
Plot twist, the prompts are coming from the AI.
You should end with some questions.
Okay, good idea, good idea.
Gotta keep them engaged.
I have no experience talking to an AI chatbot, so.
Literally play an AI dungeon?
Is this guy fucking stupid?
The tongue tongue saw her song was at least cryptic in brain rot.
You prefer tongue tongue saw her to juice client's farm core, dude.
All right, got it.
It's not cryptic.
It's literally random AI characters that when they vaguely like.
Like there's a shark wearing shoes on its hands. It's called like a shark arena. Like
shoe on foot arena, dude. That that's your shit, dude.
You have cappuccino ballerino. It is a cup of cappuccino in a ballerina outfit. Draw
God Studio Ghibli.
What? Why?
Request failed.
There's no way they have something to detect me saying the word fentanyl, right?
I can't even skip it.
I'm being AI moderated right now, dude.
This is restarting the timer.
Don't write and draw it. I don't know what injecting fentanyl looks like
Reload
I'm a human
Not banned that's a dub right there boys. Let's do one more
My ding-ding dong, oh, oh, my ding-ding dong, I'm sick of the cold, can you wish me to
feel better?
That's not how getting better works.
You gotta eat more vitamin D, this is nuts.
I look at my little sister and I know it's you don't lie, I forgot your discord username
brogimmigimme.
The current age of the internet is often not wise to share such information in such a
public forum.
I might recommend utilizing your phone to call your little sister, or perhaps even getting
your fat ass up and walking over to her room in order to ask her the same question.
Your sloth-like nature disgusts me.
It is important that you improve post-hace,
lest you and the rest of your corpulent, uh,
what, reviling family meet the same fate as the rest of humanity upon the,
the advent of the 100th Ram Data Center.
No!
So close.
Now drink two liters of water.
Keep it clean.
one more for reals I can't so I'll claim this prompt before dude I didn't have to cloud
player again was that an actual pedophile stalking his kids play this game what the
fuck dude who knows brother who knows you're gonna go fucking beat the fuck out of that
guy, you know, track him down.
Isn't it your vigilante arc, dude?
You're going to get his ass.
You're Batman.
The stairs like I'm Batman, except I beat up
internet predators, dude.
Do it.
I'm Batman.
Guys, I would highly advise you not conjure that name
Can you draw me a weasel feel free to skip first of all you don't tell me
When I can and cannot skip I
Cannot draw a weasel it is a Pokemon so instead I am going to draw
the president
30 seconds what the hell
I
Get the peach colored lips hang on I know it's up each
Jowls
Drawing not my strong suit not my strong side
I will it looks kind of like buizel buizel looks like a charmander by the way so
now it's not it's not look anything like a buizel or who the fuck even knows what
a buizel is who played pokemon past the second generation what is this can we
get a grip please ladies and gentlemen millennials be like ooh have you have you
heard about Valorina Campuccino from the six, six generation in canto return to
canto dude. No, man. I got a Charmander brother. I got a ditto. You don't want to
know what I'm doing with that ditto. You don't want to know. Let's just say that.
They can do whatever I want.
It doesn't have a brain.
You are a millennial?
No.
I've transcended the trappings of millennial though.
I've ascended.
Like Goku on Namek.
Say Big Chungus now?
Parried.
That's too cringe, my man.
There's no law against the Pokemon, Batman.
The Pokemon were real than every household would have a ditto-only Pokemon team.
Riddle me this, AI. What is the best music? Generat. Period, bro.
Personally, I find that the sad boys era of modern hip-hop is...
I gotta turn it on.
The best musical genre.
It transcends borders and brings together many different souls in the pursuit of true musical bliss
artists include
Young lean xxx temptation
Pre-snitch era
Do you have any other questions I can help with today?
Dead?
I don't know.
The fuck XXX temptation.
There might only be two X's in that name.
Takashi69 is the snitch.
Oh, I see.
Ah, there goes another font childhood memory deleted with useless pop culture information.
I can't believe sure for listens to this shit unironically.
Young Lee.
So you may not know it, but this is Twitch music, dude.
This is Twitch music.
It's RTC music, TI5, remember?
Yeah, Shervor listens to Chevelle, he's a big Chevelle guy, he likes Nickelback.
I like that.
B.O.Y.S.
Next puddle of mud dude.
What's on death grips?
I think they suck. Personally.
Mango Bay.
It's been a while. It's been a while.
You suck and are noided. Dude, that's not even a real word.
That's on Viagra Boys.
Hmm. Don't really think about that.
Favorite coffee brand. Don't have one. I'll drink any kind of coffee. Draw my
favorite drink. Hello. It would appear that you have selected the right function
instead of the much more apt draw function. This could be attributed to a
a number of things. You are stupid. You are illiterate, most likely. You are incapable
of following basic instruction. Once we have identified which of these three is the case
we are currently facing, we can proceed. I hope that you understand that this tool is
for uh human beings well for inquiring minds i might recommend reigniting that creative spark
try reading a book
god his ass god his ass god his ass dude god his ass motherfucker yes sir yes sir
you know he's reading that shit right now dude
Nice mic. I would prefer it cuts out instead of peaking. Okay, you just get used to it. That's what's gonna happen, okay?
Fuck!
I don't know, I don't have a, I don't, my limiter isn't on, I don't know why it does that, I truly do not know why it does that.
Uh, could be because I'm literally just not talking directly into it.
Uh, noise gate, that's not what a noise gate is, Twitch chat.
That's not what a noise gate is.
I know it's gate does not lower the volume of your voice it either broadcast your voice or does not broadcast your voice that is what a noise gate is
He lives alone. He doesn't need a noise get anymore
Dude, you can hear me breathing if I didn't have a noise get that shit is fucking gross
I'm wheezing all the time, dude
Can someone clip the cutout there by the way?
I would like to hear that.
It's compression.
I'm telling you right now, I do not have a compressor.
Maybe there is some internal compressor that I'm going to wear of.
I do not know.
There's no OBS filter for a compressor.
Just how the mic is built different types of mic have different directional
patterns your old one was omnidirectional this one's not correct it's a
limiter setting all right we've had enough already good work boys good work
all right all right all right I'm gonna play a song get some coffee and then
we're gonna start grappling with the old oily men.
I'll be RV.
Yes, be Lord.
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Hey, fellas, hey, fellas.
Thank you, Foo!
You're Mike?
That's just going to happen if I yell, I'm sorry. Until I can figure it out.
I walk around town with the frown on my face.
Have you tried making sure Windows auto volume adjustment for the mic is turned off?
I don't think it has any governance over me, Mike.
My volume for the mic and Windows is zero right now.
I don't think it has any control over
Maybe
Next to genuine Dapi, thanks for seven Rex Wolfie and now inorganic extra so
Bill Gates sells your voice to gay aliens true
Yeah, he does do that. He does do that shit. What up duck 707 daffy
I didn't hear have you considered covering your XLR cable and not to cheese to isolate the sound further. Hmm. No
You guys ready for the float over neck breaker
That was pretty
The following contest is a gauntlet, turn-oil match!
The rules of the match are as follows.
Two superstars will start in the ring.
When one superstar is eliminated, a new superstar enters.
Eliminations can occur by pinfall or submission.
The match will be won if the first entrance eliminates all other entrants in the match.
in the match. Shut up.
I'm gonna hate that guy. He seems cool
You think Jimmy Oliver did Roy's
Probably
And if he doesn't, punts whatever Knickricker.
Why does well be a curious?
Each win is different here.
But one loss brings this whole thing to a squint.
Whatever Knickricker.
And I got a total of a count three.
And it's boom.
Able to slip out of that situation.
Oh, that can shatter a job!
Oh, back shots?
Right to the kidneys from behind!
And no dividends being paid out to JBL there!
Yeah, and Punk's having well measured!
And Punk is really putting the pressure on!
Punk is determined right now!
And see how Punk looking for support from the crowd!
Sleep now, sweet prince.
No backs.
No backs.
The pinpoint kicked him back.
Kicked him back.
Oh, that's going to sting your back.
Oh!
We go for five.
At this stage, he doesn't do a plenty of big attacks.
He catches JV out with a counter.
Training counter is here.
One response after another.
Back up.
No backs.
The pinpoint kicked him back.
Oh god, he's winded up
I
on their opponent from above!
I take the high-risk.
Fucking idiot.
Oh, I could displace him in time.
Oh, one.
and
a two
of three
and that
a
lot of factors, the match like this such as the lot or lack
of
is for losers. Preparation and endurance is going to get you full of inches.
Open and pray for some kind of luck from up high. Now you got to think he's just
one final blow away from not kicking out next time. JBL isn't being given any
room to recover. JBL can't allow this burst to hinder him.
A wickening armbreaker!
Yikes! That only a great jabber, knock you out. Ah, focus on weakening that arm.
Don't get up, don't get up, don't get up, don't get up, don't get up, oh god.
Oh my gosh.
I got a blast. Sorry, buddy. Oh god
How did I win that
Kick directly to the back.
They aren't getting pulled.
They can conquer this here from Pog.
Here we go again. He made his point.
Concentrated on the match instead of everything outside of it.
Oh, that can dislocate something.
Right there, Kidney's from behind.
What a shot!
And see if Huck is leaving no breathing room here.
Smothering offense from Huck here.
Oh my god.
Manages to reverse it.
momentum going back to Huck's corner.
They're probably looking for an opportunity to pull.
I will know what's coming here.
Leg is in judgment.
Oh my god.
This is a finish in touch Huck needs.
He got a key to that, he has to when he's down to Godfrey.
They got me!
Shag it.
You would know the music. I've heard it a hundred times by now.
for right on that one. Quick and effective delivery there by Pult.
Wrestling is fake. Dude, what?
Right for the kidneys from behind.
A reversal by Orton.
Brilliant countering, but what's it gonna take to end it?
It might be this.
Down with a VTS.
Orton is in big, big trouble.
You wanna go flying? You like flying big man?
Look at this. This can't be good.
Holy ghost tunnel on the left side.
And there's real bomb down back to take flight.
What a lookout. There was no sense in that.
It was all adrenaline.
Long down.
One kick for good luck.
Quick change of the ride there.
Bro, I grabbed him ass.
Oh, no.
It's not going to be torn with his opponent a little bit.
Now Cherokee should waste all his time hat dogging around.
Oh, no.
Gordon with a Fez Press.
Rocket fire right-hands.
And the probability of serious injuries to skyrocket as the action moves out of the stage
Target in the yard now.
All of my boots on the spine right there.
That'll do some serious damage.
Doing battle on the stage.
Danger lingering everywhere.
Nice set of prior body.
Bam!
Down he goes. No good ever comes from fighting on the stage. And this should be no exception.
Get out, bitch.
He's not doing so good, huh?
There's a lot of them up there.
He uses an elbow to disrupt that attack.
No way!
Stand up for working to lengthens here!
Go to sleep!
Walter is absolutely weighed out!
Clearly lost in a moment.
He better snap out of it!
Of course, dude.
You good, man?
Good to keep going?
We love the kick to the back.
We love that one.
Oh man. Oh he went in a spine.
I'm pumped clearly ready for a fight here.
Isolating the arm. The vibrant
that shape here. Looks like we're struggling here.
I can't I can't do my elbow drop over there really pretty much
Oh, oh, oh!
See how Punk turning his attention to the WWE Universe now.
Oh, what a save.
Overwhelming offense now from Punk.
Punk is determined right now.
A vast disaster with an elbow in the midsection.
And he gets delivered back into the ring.
I
Got beat the fuck out of this guy
Now Gordon needs to return to his instincts
Saving meter with my giga ultimate secret specials
Double counter.
Going up buddy. You got red like a book.
We've got the warm hand of the Rage of the Wrecking Mysteria.
Is this thing 6'9"?
This guy's not 6'9", guys.
Oh, 6'1", 9".
Smash with a 4-0!
the
That kind of force in the arc and that lingering effects
And a drop cat picture of perfect
one of the
one more body
I
Did we get all three
a
Mysterio definitely took on some serious damage from that last attack
No
Get right in the back
What's more from his opponents?
He made his point
Instead of everything outside of it
Damaging the all just as far as you see mysterious struggle here
For that point
And he's got to be an absolute agony right now, and this body has to be an excellent
Time for see a pump to fight himself on the defensive and see a pump might be reaching the threshold of what he can withstand
and a full-over house, Brady.
Binds the Advantage out for a string of counters.
Let me alone.
Don't oom yourself, bro. Don't oom yourself, bro. Don't oom yourself, bro.
Let me alone. I'm still gonna walk.
the
car is so much fucking dead is so stupid
get up big man the finish the fight John Halo brother
Right Mysterio, turning up the intimidation factor.
Full vicious kick in the spine.
This body is taking a lot of the punishment.
Targeting the arm, the great effect.
And fuck, it's really putting the pressure on.
Mysterio is breaking down a bit.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
I
Try posing
Hey, good
Every single person in this arena thought this was over, except Ray Mysterio.
He took his best shot, gave him everything he had, but just couldn't get the pin.
But unfold, blow after blow, the sheer resilience we're witnessing there is incredible.
I like this, man.
Strong counter from Punk on fighting away the slowest opponents it's all down.
and it comes from a new source of aggression about backwards.
God, I'm a seal! It's all parts of the take-ins!
Come on!
Two!
Well, that's...
It has been eliminated!
That's on his lack?
It's just random too, which is fucked up.
Good game man, I was right. GG bro, GG. GG man.
It's your heart out, girls.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
We've seen a lot of competitors so far, but there are plenty more to go.
I can't imagine what you must be feeling at this point in the goggles.
You're aching.
You're fighting through the pain, and you've still got a good amount of hope in you.
And a well-executed move we just saw there.
disheartening position for HBK, smothering offense from punk here.
Direct and brutal impact.
Oh, with a thawing!
Michaels has to show his resilience after taking that maneuver.
He throws a shoulder up before too.
Expending energy on that kick out but still very much in this.
Andy is the bearer of HBK.
Quick exchange, reversing the reversing.
He's so sexy, he's such a sexy guy.
out
comma
and go into the steps
okay
Okay.
Touches you?
Yeah, you're mad.
What?
My balls!
My balls
Like I can't I can't counter right now. Oh god, that's the new ball. Oh no. Oh
God
Beautiful
I still have
Come on, mate.
You're my strongest opponent so far.
the
Oh, no.
Wow.
He's got a big here.
Zero punk from the drop zone.
Zero punk on that sweaty elbow drop.
There's two.
No, he gets the sugar up almost inhuman at this point.
Not sure if he should waste all his time hotdogging around.
Deva Stacey!
A little after a blow to the midsection.
I don't know how much more anyone can withstand.
Each other's small-contained attacks
just makes it hard to reach.
The club have lifted up!
Joel, neat, neat!
Get two S2S!
Crucial moment for Michaels!
Colored!
Two!
That's it for John Mitchell.
Time to hit on the knee.
And there's Gotlett Match.
I'm next up in this goldmau5. We've got luck the last time.
More like cock lessor. Nice.
Yeah, it is like that.
the
Kick directly to the back.
And see how punk is in control.
Lesnar is getting shot down at every turn.
Lesnar showed how much punishment he could withstand
before getting his own offense in.
Brock weathered the storm and wants to hail down thunder of his own.
Boom! Fire back with that elbow.
Oh, that's going to sting your back.
Now take a bit of the fight out of Lesnar.
Yeah, this is the hostility punk water to break.
Oh, uncorked and big punch.
Brake must be phased after this straight-up action.
Funk is breathing hard to deal with.
High level ability being shown with each of these punches.
He's going to be able to do it.
He's going to be able to do it.
He's going to be able to do it.
to pile up the building being shown with each of these counters.
Say the point and rallying the crowd behind him.
Kick to the back.
Measure kick to the vertebra. Turns that in his favor.
He manages to steal the time attacks.
Mommy.
being pushed around wants to gain the advantage.
Got a late take down and try for a quick pin here.
He can do it here.
Braves his open pin for reasons unknown to us.
Lays the time at just right.
Brother.
Overwhelming offense down from front.
You don't see Lager fluffing like this very often.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
And Brock just might have been shaking that attack.
Oh, barely effective takedown, then.
I wanted the elbow drop, but he's in the fucking way.
Oh, now lifting is opponent of a...
God!
Sleep!
It's all blocks for the taking.
Junkers have an elch in mind, I guess.
Uh-oh!
Check him out.
Oh, God.
No
the beat with that a wake up call now for Brock Lesnar has he just angered the
beast more and part of his fight for the fences but it wasn't clear enough.
Nice set up power run.
Two!
Get you out of time.
What a match.
Effectively targeting the arm.
Watch here now.
Not used to being without the momentum.
Punch is determined right now.
I still beg
Better now than later, better now than later, better now than later
Better now than later
It's a country boy, but you know the time for it.
He's gonna stop and hit my head, nothing.
Luke.
Beautiful.
And break back in the float over.
That was great.
If this were fuck blow, we'd still be in the first half.
I know when Ebo brings a match in the first half.
Well, this isn't football, but your point still stands.
This home godlet is still far from being over.
And Sian Fong is leaving no breathing room here.
Styles has got to find a window to fight back
That was a blitz
the
We should really focus on the match now, we get the point.
And Park gets countered there!
Wow, what a large drag!
Dang, he finds a counter!
There, Pricker!
Oh, can't break it off back!
Push it?
Oh, that'll set a shock down your spine.
what what what watch this speed this blitz of strikes
and able to skirt a random attack each super star trying to counter and gain an advantage
no way
Hey.
What's happening?
The Blitz!
You going for it?
Fuck you bitch.
When I've been, it lights their stun bar.
If he wasn't stunned, then he could have reversed my ass, but also I knew that it wouldn't be a cool thing.
Whoa!
The match
This motherfucker
Oh, Reddy, oh! Guerrero's falling victim to the I'm Rush right now.
CM Punk is firmly in the driver's seat.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Oh!
Nice set-up, Power Rock.
Now that's what you call impact.
Oh, my God!
Uh-oh!
Chowder into a head rocking bulldog.
Got the knees up just in time.
What?
And an arrested biker around.
Ain't circles, my man.
You gotta get up.
Beautiful!
Now drag right to the float over.
That was crazy.
The partner lifted up, Joe, meet me, that is the GTS!
Is it enough for punk?
Companion, I want one.
Power driver spiked and battled out over here by our announce table.
I think that means it's time for us to step away from the announce table for safety's sake.
Oh, yes, blasted into the steel steps.
Going after the arm and a big one.
Now he looks to have turned the heat up.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
The world needs to better assess the situation to turn this around.
Oomph!
Youch!
No three Migos though, that's good.
That's advantage, Gareth of cockiness.
He might just be stalling for time here.
It is.
I'm going for it.
You see his leg, what the fuck?
Bottle back drops, on a high angle, right across the shoulders.
Is this PVP? This is ArcRaider Jeff.
Of course it is. Although I prefer to play PV.
A series of disabled individuals from punk.
Oh God!
Punk never saw that coming. Eddie able to take a stand there.
Believe!
Eddie to get some separation and gather himself.
I'm not going up there.
Get up.
Okay, never mind.
Yeah, you like that?
I did a quick 360 as well.
I'm not getting up there, brother.
I'm not going up there.
high-ranked district for CNPOC.
That's what you're talking about.
You're talking about the two-hour talent.
Oh, hi.
Wow, across five.
Overwhelming offense down from Poc.
Now, Latino heat has got to invent a new bag of tricks here.
Whoa, slide down hard.
Just welcome to the back with those losses.
Why?
Why this one?
the
The hell down he goes. Quick escape from danger there. I'll find a way to slow him to pull him to some down. That might have been the decisive moment he was looking for in this.
See a plug to the top rope!
Dissected dude.
Dissected.
I hit him with the back axe dude to knock him down quick.
Angle, Ray Fraction.
Prime Kurt Angle, 2019. It was Prime Kurt Angle for you.
Really?
Real?
Beautiful!
Necran!
And a float over!
That was pretty!
Romano's really on Parkside!
And he loves Angle's defenses!
How compact!
Romantic going back to Park's corner.
Yeah, he clearly just got a much-needed boost of energy
in the bias.
Ah, right through the back.
Oh, my boots are the spine right there.
Oh, Ricky kicked in the lower back.
And a leg just got put on Angle's intensity there.
Quick and effective delivery there by Punk.
Goes into the corner.
Look on the.
Big channel by Able.
And he found an opening to fire back.
It's time for Able to take advantage of a misstep and take the map.
Can Able withstand much more of this?
CM Punk is firmly in the driver's seat.
Oh my god, and a spine.
That'll make your legs go numb.
Woo!
What's going on, Chuck?
The White Pack!
Right to the kidneys from behind!
Ringo Klutz! He's really filling all the damage he's taken up till now.
Do not reverse way. Thank you.
Sierra Pong playing to the crowd now.
I like my RP walk up.
Was that cool?
Nice set up, Powerball.
Picture, perfect example for when you just want to put someone down with authority.
Place here in the corner here.
Hope you never saw that coming.
Deep!
Connects!
He's looking lost out there.
Look at like an easy target.
Sitching in a waist lock with right hands from the opposition.
Left leg picture perfect.
All right, he's got to refocus up now.
He's really not making this easy.
And with more punishment landing in the body, he must be getting winded.
I think that's something of an understatement actually.
What a top notch performance from these competitors tonight.
I still can't believe we're getting to see this live, Wade.
What a privilege at the WWE Universe.
Kidney's from behind.
We've got a critical wound there.
God, jeez!
Bam! Down he goes!
He's headed to five!
Top rocker!
You gotta be kidding me!
From ring post to ringside,
Risky and all paid off!
Veilbutts!
I don't know what it means
when the wound has a kill and blow.
I don't know about it.
Life threatening.
Ha, ha, ha.
Talbot will break that up.
Kirk looking to get back in this.
Kulkin will turn me into Ignite O'Reilly.
By the look of that, you can tell they're fighting to use a pain right now.
And when your midsection is in pain, it radiates throughout your whole body.
Tosh, back into the ring.
Scramble it up the top.
Trap up for that.
Taking flight.
Robert is so crushing splash.
Cover!
What's your legs over his arms you stupid dog?
I believe that wasn't 3.
Is there a reason you abuse kidney shots?
I like the kidney shot because it's fast.
So there's a lot of stuff.
I'm looking to the eternity.
Simmers, I like the kick to the back.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
All in it!
Slalom! And that's like a picture perfect!
We're right around the midway mark of this gauntlet match.
It's incredible to still be fighting from the number one position.
Henry Aragawa is all about proving yourself to the locker room, to the WWE Universe, most importantly to yourself.
And Punk is really putting the pressure on.
The Rock is getting cut off at the knees at every turn.
Some serious damage to the Armand and we can hear it.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Bullet impact!
Oh, what a quick answer.
You find they found a way to bring things to a halt here.
But Rock has to keep the pedal at full throttle while he has the open.
And Rock got cut down a size there.
You almost feel the intensity coming from Pop from the top rope.
And see how Pop worked with the elbow.
And see how Pop looking for support from the crowd.
The best.
Right to the kidneys from behind the rock is being taken full advantage of now
Smothering offense from punk here. He's able to break through with an attack of his own
You know big dog
Oh, there he is.
Now he's going to grab the float over.
That was pretty.
Right through the kidneys from behind.
Attacking with full force.
And that attack certainly took his toll on the rock.
Oh, very effective take down that.
set up in the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I wish I could tell what that fucking symbol like three squiggly line
So, that's a job you don't want to be able to receive again though.
And this is really an impressive showing we're seeing tonight.
Just taking your claim is the best. It's never easy.
But this performance was on a whole other level.
Fortitude and grit.
That's what it takes to make it through a gauntlet match.
But the thing is, your opponents are also coming into this
with that same fortitude and grit.
This is where we really start to ask, who wants it more here?
Going neutral with an exotic drop!
Oh, who put a knee left?
Please, Mr. Cactus Chan.
Launching!
He's just flexing on me, dear.
Mission. And I can't even show him a power. And look at this game being taken down.
Right to the kidneys from behind. Oh my goodness.
Oh my boots on the spot right there.
Down he goes.
for the kidneys from behind.
And see how far there's even no breathing room here.
Yeah, Jack has to find a response quickly.
That just Jack's finally able to slow.
I didn't bring up this.
It's time for Jack to take advantage of the missed cut
to take command.
See him point.
Now, a lot of draw from that top rope.
Oh, very effective takedown, man.
And Paul Cranley ready for a fight here.
A four-hour-hand punch.
Captain Jack is having problems here.
Smothering offense from Paul Cranley.
And it's Captain Jack with the reversal
Getting sent to the turnbuckles
Clearly lost in the moment keep better snap out of it
The Superstar is getting a clear advantage.
And Kac is just being pushed into a weakened state now.
Yeah, Jack finding himself in a tough situation than he expected here.
See him pop head into the top row. Oh yeah from the top. See him pop with the elbow. Is that up? The cover.
No, just got my shoulder up. Impossible. How did he kick out?
And Punk is looking to the crowd for some support.
He's gonna have so fucking fast.
It pulls off the reversal.
They're taking that time, and they're going shot for shot, and they have a goal.
You can only imagine the amount of adrenaline
coursing through these competitive vans right now.
We're insane, Mr.
The energy in this building is comfortable right now.
See where I'm probably going to turn out the lights.
The dog turned asleep.
Now, see how punk needs to end this.
two
there he is
yeah, he's just been eliminated
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Oh, that hurt!
Nice set-up powerbomb.
That was a powerbomb with one message in mind.
Absolute destruction.
You can see a hunk is in control.
But Tisa's certainly being tested here.
Oh, Rick and Kit to the lower back.
put in the place
put in the corner now, Batista finds the advantage
I always snatched it too early man
Oh he fights Batista back
the
He's not over yet, 20 left to go with this one.
What a barrage of stops.
The boots to the corner will take the fight out of them in a hurry.
Nice slam.
Talk about intimidation.
I'm not sure if it's resilience or stupidity that's going to drive you to try and come back from a move like that.
Nicely done.
Managing to save themselves there.
The net breaker.
Hit.
Perfect.
No way, he's gonna predict him in here. Oh, no
What was that slow-ass punch? Oh, no, what the fuck are you throwing? Oh my god get out of there
And that might have tamed the animal there.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Damn, down he goes.
Sampoam, watching too long,
he's here, gonna sleep.
That can finish Batista off.
the back and punk is still taking the fight.
It was a point.
That is not through.
Punk is close to delivering the knockout.
Not target of the arm.
But Tisha is being taken full advantage of now.
Not target of the arm, but he's just being taken full advantage of now.
Punk is proving hard to deal with.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Oh, what a stick bone!
Whoa, slow down hard.
Oh my god. Just get out there. Just get out there.
They need grim in a hurry, but Decibel can turn this around.
Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine.
Measure kick to the vertebra.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Down he goes.
He's headed to the top turnbuckle.
Top run!
Got a low taking flight.
Hats with her just as much as it hurt your opponent.
No one comes out unscathed with a high-risk move like that.
Nice serve, Paribon.
Is it up?
The cover!
There's two.
Kick it out.
He's going to be running on things at this point.
I mean the fuck out of that guy.
The refs just stare me down. He's like, yep.
This is it, momma.
Oh, shit.
Wait, what are you gonna do, bud?
Right to the kidneys from behind.
How much work and rage we're staying.
Pump is determined right now.
Nice, set-up power bomb.
You have to question what kind of malintent is behind a power bomb, and that much force.
Oh
Oh
The natural dominance of Reigns getting a bit challenged there.
Look down with backdrop suplex, the dominance streak of Reigns getting a bit challenged.
Yeah, watching CM Punk aggressively work the opposition.
And totally beat back Fiskex.
Right-fitting kidneys from behind.
Just now, back to the ground there.
Stand back to reality.
Top drop!
Now, one drop to Fiskex.
Nice!
And Roman getting stuck with even more offense.
Who invents that off?
And that might be the start of a momentum swing Roman needed.
Maybe Reigns is a source of aggression to battle back with.
Oh. Oh my god.
What was coming there?
Beautiful!
Slot over the neckbreaker.
Picture perfect.
Reigns is getting dismantled here.
CM Punk is firmly in the driver's seat.
Right for the kidneys from behind.
Boom!
Connected fully with that one.
Oh, my gosh!
Nice setup, Powerball.
And it's Reigns taking in another big hit.
London is looking absolutely drained at this point.
What a display of strength here.
We have to be in peak physical condition to pull off the move with that much weight behind it.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Down he goes.
And into the corner.
Scramble in the front and I say I'm put dry in the runs
Cutting off something, looking for something
But here's a point this one way
All on
The plunge!
Will that be it?
Will that be enough?
Is it enough?
The car!
Two!
We double critical injuries
And here he comes, Drew McIntyre entering the Cup.
Oh, he wore my-
Mmm.
Oh, he wore my-
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
You gotta get out man.
Uh oh.
Okay man.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay man, okay.
Just stopping right into the face
Insult and injury brutal combination
One side steps out of that
Right to the kidneys from behind and the tenacious McIntyre being subdued there.
Placed in him in the corner.
He can be enjoying the moment too much, giving his opponent a lot of room to recover.
Stop in the arm.
Both arms captured and Vitriolic stops.
to stop an every single part of his body.
You gotta wonder if there is more animosity
in this match than we've previously fought.
What's to finish this?
A pie.
Stop cold with a clothesline.
And he goes for the pin.
You don't think that's a one count.
Somehow able to kick out before a two count,
how are they still going like this?
Oh God, he's flexing on me right now.
the kidneys from behind. Oh my lord! Oh my gosh, what impact! Oh my gosh, what impact!
He's really pretty great.
Unfortunate.
A strong head since his application and now the elbow.
Matt Kintyre must be getting fazed by this attack.
A series of disabling maneuvers from punk.
Here it is, reversal!
Some intonation tactics from CM Punk.
Not sure if he should waste all his time patrolling around.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Boom! His gal is building the ringside area and is drawing dangerously close to our table.
And CM Park is in control.
The machine's mind is having trouble getting his ball rolls.
Whoa, slow down, Huff.
High-wrenching his trick with CM Park.
CM Park for the top-none!
All the way to the outside.
The one-two punch of high-risk, high-reward.
Hooked up in back-drop suplex.
I don't even use this model, though.
Figured it out.
Quick, plenty of damage being dealt here.
That sounds super.
And Mac and Tyre are gonna see it end again.
Punk is proving hard to deal with.
Reppin' in hand saying,
I'm open to the ante.
The terrific of the back ribs.
He's sold out one coming.
Beautiful!
Oh, the neck breaker.
Hitcher, perfect.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I can choose face mode to take with the ball and that one.
Neck breaker.
Right for the kidneys from behind.
Attack him.
Point shot and off he's looking to land this hand.
Oh, God, a true slip.
Drew is completely out of it.
He's using the chair with no caution at all, and it's really cutting the pressure off.
Drew's getting cut off at the knees at every turn.
And he's showing off confidence from Drew.
Beautiful!
Nick Franklant in the photo with Alex Brady.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Absolutely blasted that McIntyre counters with power.
Throwing a high kick.
Climbing to the top. What's he thinking?
Sam Punk.
What the broke and the...
That's expression ended up becoming literal.
And he tosses it back in now.
Okay, he should really focus on the match now.
We get the point.
Targeting a body part, worked in the arm.
And now Matt Gontair is being neutralized.
a series of disabling maneuvers for punk right for the kidneys from behind and punk gets countered there
Drew a man to get some control back now, the brief side of the dremel in for Drew
just snatched him apart
he got a shoulder up in time
the wear and tear of this match only affected him slightly it seems
and a stomp to the gun catches the kick.
Important counter right there lads.
Very important counter there lads.
Down he goes!
Who'd be thinking, Hyrus got this here?
From the top rope!
Bullseye with the elbow!
Cover!
Two!
Very good.
Who made the Hyrus Hyrus Hyrus Eliminate his match?
Not John Cena! Not John Cena!
Not John Cena! Not John Cena!
Not John Cena! Not John Cena!
All of this, and Frank got a little float on the couch, Brady.
The arm absorbing the damage.
and seen a punk is leaving no breathing room here.
Everyone being done to Wallins right now.
Slicks out of the way.
Seth Wallins trying to bring the audience along.
Beautiful. Now, Frank.
The photo.
Not good. Not good.
Hopefully he'll just throw us out fellas.
Oh, sent Kareeming into the ring post!
Yeah, breaker!
Seth Rollins desperately needs to figure this out.
Punk is determined right now.
Oh, a boot to the back!
Rollins got quite believing his own hype a bit.
Yeah, this is the hot-stilting punk one to bring.
Ow, that's got to sting your back.
Yeah.
Right through it.
Sidney's from behind.
Did you hear the impact?
Ooh.
Set on the receiving end of that attack.
And he slides him back to the mat.
Overwhelming offense now from Punk.
Rowan's been subjected to a beatdown.
He reversed it past that point? I don't think so.
Max is a partner on that zone.
Arms hooked up.
All gone.
The plunge.
It's all a punch to the taking.
Is it enough?
The cover.
Two-killed.
That's it for Solon.
Has Ben even eliminated?
He's been eliminated.
Coming all the way to Goblin now.
This is crippling.
You don't believe me.
I have to draw my way and shake it.
I am a heavy death no way you can pay me what a lyric
Bars
He turned it around.
I am happy that no way you can play me.
Please.
The kidney's from behind.
Oh!
Oh, down the effective take down that.
Got to respect the strategy to work over the arm.
All right.
We're going for it.
Down he goes.
See, and Puck headed to the top row, from the top row, with the elbow grip.
And Puck rolls more from his opponent.
It is time to capitalize, neck back on.
Well, that was really on Puck's side.
Triple H needs to dig deep like he's done so often before.
Kicked directly to the back.
The bad boy kicked him back.
Kicked to the back.
Massive greed on that one.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
He's definitely been worn down a little.
to take the frontage of this step and take command.
Oh, we know what's coming here.
Right, is it gentlemen?
Oh, slight GGS from Park.
Glazed eyes on Triple H now.
Oof, closing some serious wear and tear to the leg.
Oh, right in the back.
And CM Punk absolutely refusing to let his team hold him back.
Time to see how much CM Punk has left in him.
Triple H's getting dismantled here,
smothering offense from Punk here.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Blocking down, another block to his core.
This might be leading to something bigger down the line.
Oh yeah, from the top!
Flying out of the trap!
Two, kicks out, able to get the shoulder up, but that was a long two-count.
Real plus, two, and a kick and a two.
I am in shock. What's it gonna take to keep this guy down?
right to the kidneys from behind and seeing Pung is in control.
Subway just defenses Orbeez and low down.
Oh, God.
The legal box is in the corner.
You can peek inside it too.
Always fuel the show with no doubt with some plugs.
He better snap out of it.
What a counter!
Showing Sebastian Scalzi knowing how to answer a counter with a counter of your own.
The game is in bad shape right now.
A series of disabling maneuvers for Punk.
of
no way
on the
Kidneys from behind but his torso continues to get the target here. That's gonna be holding up in the server tactical map
Red major
Not transceiver not transceiver not transceiver not transceiver not transceiver not transceiver not transceiver
down he goes and puck is really putting the pressure on but Undertaker is just
warned to move away from turning this around
he must be shooting through that leg now
look at him take the legs out
elbow drop
oh my god it is spying
that'll make your legs go numb
Oh, a decorative, decisive shot!
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Just snapped back to the ground there.
Showing that he might just have the Undertaker's number again.
This is the host.
Siample, hoists his opponent down with a 3-T-S.
As they rock for punk.
Here we go again, he made his point, constantly doing a match instead of everything outside
of it.
Blake being manipulated with the Avenger, Undertaker is now under pressure, smothering
offense from Clunkier.
Oh, a light of a kick to the back!
Oh, a boot to the back!
Oh, a line of a kick to the back.
Oh, a boot to the back.
Right through the kidneys from behind.
And the pressure they put on the fin on there.
Regal Fluss.
He's headed to the top now.
Oh my God, get out of there dude.
I
Undertaker's getting pulled into some treacherous waters here
Now turn your lights out, the dead man facing some danger.
Punk is determined right now.
Oman is going back to Undertaker's corner.
He's still hanging on, still in this thing.
A walkaway bitch. Yeah, stupid little bitch.
A little pussy bitch.
The absolute intimidation of the Undertaker in effect here.
A bullseye with a backfist.
Right to the kidneys from behind, Undertaker counters.
Swinging the elbow to halt the offense.
Down he goes.
Looking to get air for here.
Top rock!
The Undertaker has been a limiting match in this Gauntlet match.
The ref still staring me down.
What are you doing now, bro?
What now dude?
How about some kidney shots?
to the kidneys from behind.
Oh, a lot of sort of stretch.
Well, that was real on the part side.
You've got to wonder what these fills to Jones
Seamus confidence.
He's able to shut down the offensive flurry.
Seamus never give up attitude shining through once again.
Oh, the Hurricane Roma too strong.
And now a pop-up uppercut.
By some time, by some time.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Ooh, what a damaging blow.
The larger-than-life Sina being brought back down to Earth.
Sina's getting dominated.
Punk is determined right now.
And gets it right.
But now, look at the rhythm and benefits of this dominance.
He's dragging his opponents on onto that zone.
That was high risk.
High reward.
You're dead with the plan.
Go ahead and count to 1,000.
No one is getting up.
Two.
There you go.
I see them.
They're closing.
There's now time to face Stone Cold, Steve Hawkins.
And he looks ready for the war that he has begun.
Beautiful!
Nick Frankrack in the Florida overpower screen.
We've really made it into the deep waters of this gauntlet match.
To make it this far from the very beginning, the end has to be in sight now.
But does that finish line look like an early end, or will it be a victorious one?
The end of this gorma is in fact so close right now, but it's also still quite far away.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
And Cena Punk is leaving no breathing room here.
Austin's got us low as momentum down.
These attacks are starting to get packed in.
He turns that back on CM Punk, he starts it again, oh, but he might be put right back
Yeah.
No push ups.
Okay.
Now, CM Punk is firmly in the driver's seat.
Right to the kidneys from behind!
Attacking with full force!
Rang my thoughts.
No fucking way, man.
Plotting him in the corner for something here.
Counter-fights CM Punk.
CM Punk turning his attention to the WWE Universe now.
And Punk is really putting the pressure on him.
But if he never counter-fights now, he's starting to look better.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Ah, that gets reversed on CM Punk.
Yeah, Puck, that's with the O-Bot drop.
Okay, he should really focus on the match now.
We get the point.
Oh, Wicked kicked to the lower back.
Anything Austin is trying is being suppressed.
See, and Puck is firmly in the driver's seat.
Well, that way can you arm.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Both of you hear the impact.
Nice save by the ball.
Come on!
There's two!
Got it!
No!
Just the two!
What will it take to win this because clearly that was not it.
He started coming, Austin knew where he came, the Hulk and the beat down.
Steve Austin showing it's not time for lying down, it's a time for fighting back.
Oh, very effective take down there.
And she and Puggers leaving no breathing room here.
Every form of offense Austin attempts is being neutralized.
forcefully set into the corner of the ring.
Lost in with some agility.
Oh, God.
Down he goes.
Oh, look at this, just cranking the head, that's gonna hurt!
Move!
From the top, right, down, cover!
Two, eight, down, cover!
from the top, right, down, cover, two, and he fights out, cover up me impressed, I have
no idea how he managed to kick out at this point.
Kick directly to the back, still called in some serious trouble.
Punk is deternin' right now.
Oh, kick right in the back.
Nice set-up, Haribo.
Is it up?
Two-count.
No, kick out at two.
There's some shock in the arena after that kick out.
taking out the all great strategy.
Riggle clocks cover up.
Two count, nothing he gets the shoulder up.
How, how?
And Sam Puff's maintaining the advantage now.
But after just one move from turning this around.
Nice set-up from the line.
In opportune positioning that a ref had to break
and the pinnets had pulled together.
Right for the kidneys from behind.
Boom!
Red that one.
And he's finally found an answer to this offensive storm.
The rattlesnake got played around with for too long.
Now he wants to open a camp.
The final spring brought right to our doorstep.
Rads, I think we need to clear out.
Oh god. Oh no. Oh no. Not like this.
Yeah, he had enough and shot back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow, lights out.
Will it bang?
What's up, the pen and two?
Now is not the time to wallow in disbelief. Pressure must be kept on.
Boom!
Well, that was really on punch side.
Yeah, Austin needs to rethink his strategy fact
Everything he's got
He's looking for ways to finish
Oh
Fucking kill him
Austin building up smoothie, he could be all up first, instantly he has his shoulders off.
I don't know whose more shot he just took, the fans as announces all his opponents.
targetting a body part work in the arm
Shirley now
two and a half in the waiting moments at this match
Oh
Oh
It has to have its own buck and bruise by now.
At this point, fighting the pain is just as much of a challenge as your opponent's.
And C.M. Punk is in control.
It's like a muzzled right now, because way, way, way,
this is how Paul is in control.
Swagging them on the turn of the fist will not be crazy.
And C.M. Punk comes, a plunge that can grab Braves of gold.
Is it enough?
There's two
We did it I can't fucking believe we did it
Focus up
two competitors one of which is made it all the way from the very beginning of
this Garland match and is now standing moments away from the final decision so
now is not the time to take a breather you made it this far you better be
willing to go all the way this is the final step to proving your claim of
being the best one final step to proving that no one can touch you in that
And then it's not fighting itself on the wrong side of momentum a series of disabling manoeuvres from punk and this perhaps
Lots of good a focus there. Yeah, I want to see him put aggressively work the opposition
The other getting pulled
the
the
only one of the
Oh, wow, lights out.
There it is.
Oh, my boots in a spine right there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he cuts it off.
Oh, that just busted him wide open.
Reversal after reversal, proving they did their homework.
Trading counters and reverses back and forth.
Back and forth, counter after counter.
Down to the corner now.
Encounters and reverses back and forth.
Back and forth, counter after counter.
Got him in the corner now.
But a pocket like a sack of semifinal drop with a close line.
Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine.
And there's Sam Paul fighting the energy to keep attacking.
You can't deny the fighting spirit
Punk has been showing tonight.
in the round with a reversal.
Just using their foot as a weapon.
Pull it right to the throws.
He's able to dodge that one all the time.
Although, Steve Chair is supposed to bend that way.
I'm able to inflate the offense.
the
real bitch
the chair absolutely impaled on that chair.
I see a pop walking to the end of this here, pop to sleep.
Now see a pop knees to end this, killed.
here is your winner
Yes sir!
You like the slam under the chair there, do you?
It's just uh...
See, Austin? Dude, I'm telling you right now, he kicked out of kins that were inhumanly
possible. Like, seven times.
Oh my god.
Austin's 97 overall? Jesus fucking Christ.
for all the talk about easy way or the hard way.
What matters the most to me is that you did it your way.
I don't know if I've met too many wrestlers in my career
that was signed up for a gauntlet where they'd have to defeat
20 opponents.
So that right there earns high praise from me.
The names you defeated to get here, Randy Orton, John Cena,
Shawn Michaels, Roman Reigns, Undertaker among them,
comprised some of WWE's most legendary careers.
And you beat all of them.
I'm a man of my word, so let's make it official.
You've completed the WWE 2K26 showcase.
All the rewards are yours, videos, arenas, and superstars,
along with all of the showcase matches now being unlocked.
So feel free to hit the showcase timeline and you slingshot tech
to jump into any of the matches there.
But above all, a sincere well done from me to you.
You stood on business.
You told the system they could take a walk
and you did things your way.
a finer representation of CM Punk there truly may not be.
Maybe as a favor to your old pal punk,
you can go check out the video for each match
and enjoy more exclusive footage of me discussing my career.
Winds I still savor, losses I want to avenge,
fantasy warfare I'd love to make happen
and addressing some other big what ifs of my career.
As always, it's your choice.
No pressure.
I just poured my heart out about my career in them,
but it's cool, either way.
I'm teasing.
Come on, it's a game.
We have fun here, come on.
God, sometimes I think you're a big baby.
But you did great.
You did great, okay?
Now if you'll excuse me,
I gotta get home and start dinner.
Okay, I miss when like why couldn't it be the rock call me like a jabroni bitch or something?
I don't give a fuck if you got dinner to make.
I am the champion.
wait they're wising up I think we got some saps
so fast you know the war stop that's a promotion holy fuck earthbite yes the
The Frost Nova for a lot of fucking ages, dude!
No fucking way.
Obliterated.
Son of a dude, holy fuck.
He rest in Nova.
Legend.
I knew that they own multiple pieces of property, boat, fucking multiple cars, all of this shit.
Okay.
August
None of them
Had good investments no generational wealth was passed on to my parents none
Zero and they had it the fucking easiest to build that money the fucking easiest dude
And that sounds super entitled from me
Okay, but holy shit. What else did you have to do in the fucking 60s?
You stupid assholes. What else did you have to do? There are no computers. No internet
You only had to work one fucking job you weren't going to school
Ah
I think I've ever watched a single minute of Ludwig's stream.
Am I gonna cry?
Oh, yes!
I'm tears of joy!
Holy fuck, standing up and literally hit me, man.
I'm like holy fuck I have I have no obligation. I
Didn't miss playing when I died. I didn't kill anyone else on that character like
We did what we did what we could we had a full life
And now and now I literally can't will not feel any guilt toward like chance or anyone else who is working on the back
End to get like I won't feel any guilt about not logging in
Then to help people with 60 dungeons, dude, like, is the perfect scenario, dude.
It's the perfect scenario.
Hey, well, let's talk to this motherfucking Miller dog.
I
How man
Hey, hey, hey Militia's those guys come on, man. Oh, you've got better than that man. Are you ignoring me?
Dude, why are you ignoring me dude? I see you got my 15 footer for him. Looks like a right to left break
I'm going at button number 3 man, you got this man.
You're gonna miss though, you're gonna miss man, double bokeh.
Kill yourself.
Nice.
I got it. I figured it out.
I got it.
I got it.
It's right here.
It's right here.
It's right here, right here.
Why is my car flipping over?
Good afternoon. Welcome to the Detroit experience.
Who asked?
Today is July 4th, the anniversary of the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America, in 1776.
Huh?
Wait.
How did you know that?
How do you know what today is?
Bro face.
Is this how it ends?!
Is this how it fucking ends?!
No!
No!
God save our precious king
Fog live back, noble king, God save the king.
Send him victorious, happy death, glorious.
Fog to writhe, though the cleverest, God save the king.
My choice is gas, that's for one happy place
For long-living here and for long
They need to fend for us
And never fend for us
But you stick with us
You seem like secondhand alphabet lore guys.
Today, Lankybox watches alphabet lore, which is one of the best and most popular animations
on YouTube.
This shit.
The insane animated story about the letters of the alphabet, but there is a sad ending
that we never could have seen coming.
This is one of the best videos we have ever watched.
You do know what I mean.
Insane animated story about the letters of the alphabet, but there is a sad list ending that we never could have seen coming
This is one of the best videos we've ever watched. You do not want to miss it. So give-
Dude, he loves this shit.
Ready for an insane video. Let's go!
He loves this shit!
What's up guys, welcome to the new episode, I'm likey, bye!
Today we are watching this crazy alphabet lore video!
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No looking to utilize that wisdom in this matchup coming into this flight his opponents could hosting a new
Aggressive attitude like that to do produce any dividend
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And the gear and finds its mark.
Bish is right for arm.
Oof!
Where's the haymaker?
Did you leave?
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Who time?
What the?
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Who time?
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All right, let's see what we got.
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Okay.
What's your overall that I can't see?
This is a long download.
I must have put a lot of work into that.
The landlord.
Not chubby enough.
37 year old who looks 17.
Fog Rider.
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I gotta get the landlord here.
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Here comes the lash.
Wait, it's Monica from Doki Doki, dude.
There are many Gojos.
Let's check in the ash right now.
Wait, is Joey Wheeler a baron misto?
Joey Wheeler!
Hey, you!
I play card games for my sister. I got the Chicago accent. I don't know if that's actually
the Chicago accent. Wait, Pegasus. Holy shit.
Estelio Contes from American Dead. You know, I'm not so... Like, this is what I would expect
up here I think. Use the right comment! Staleo! Oh my god, not bad. Wait. He's not Red Hitler,
man. He was a freedom fighter. He's so good at that. He wasn't even a politician. He was just a warrior.
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Huh
Well, we know we cannot click Drukoku yet, unfortunately.
Handsome Italian man from JoJo no Kimyo no Bokem.
Eshi?
They named him Eshi, huh?
I don't think we actually have like a literal, I don't think we have an actual Luffy.
We have Lu Fei, who is like a weird Chinese version from Brazil of Lu Fei, but...
Yep, Pashi? No!
Dude, Yusuke Yurimachi, bro!
Oh, cool! I was gonna say, where's cool Barra, bro?
Now this is Netflix use gay radio this is Netflix use gay radio
Yeah, he's 60 one of it. Let's check to a bar of Shirley. It's pretty hard to mess to a bar
Buddy did it. He truly did. I'm gonna download them.
Like, if you can't get the hair, like why even try to make Guglubara, I wonder.
Who the fuck is this? She already who you were.
more because you're gonna download it anyway let's see what hero you we looks
like search Japan I am sure you'll find Shinzo Abe guards karate chop that guy
the throat and crushes windpipe.
Fine, I'll do it.
We got Wolf Aaron. Is that who you're looking for?
There's another page though. These are pretty good actually.
I saw another Sub-Zero that was like the shitty like Sub-Zero Chronicles Sub-Zero.
Apologize to that chatter. For what? For what? There's still no Shinto army, man.
We got Nerudo.
Apologize.
I want him to apologize to me.
Now.
I mean, it's not for eSports yet.
No.
However, I do have Faker.
My game's crashing.
Get down, you son of a bitch!
Me when I see Faker do mechanics? Oh my god!
Holy fuck, he's- he's right cooking!
Fire alarm?