Cash Money Big Dolla Billz Royal Rumble Extreme 3 (C.M.B.D.B.R.R.E)

MOONMOON

03-15-2026 · 3h 24m

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[00:00:00] What a...

[00:00:27] So long.

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[00:02:42] Welcome back to the moon moon show everybody

[00:02:47] Hello

[00:02:57] Mama Mia!

[00:03:09] Show face of not skin walker?

[00:03:11] It's me, skin walker.

[00:03:15] Hello!

[00:03:18] Oh

[00:03:26] Surely right

[00:03:48] There's a different Scorpion in Anime section, page 6 that was from MK9.

[00:03:52] Okay, one, no one played MK9.

[00:03:55] Okay.

[00:03:58] Two...

[00:04:03] I already got Scorpion, and he looks like the original.

[00:04:10] That was literally the best one.

[00:04:13] That's crazy that you guys bought that show.

[00:04:18] Oh

[00:04:32] Excuse me Nintendo

[00:04:48] Nintendo Land.

[00:04:54] Do I have Lord Farquaad?

[00:05:08] Hmm.

[00:05:11] No.

[00:05:14] Smash player just reset a smash player leaks for seven bro

[00:05:31] What was the alarm a fire alarm you ever heard one of those

[00:05:36] I don't I don't recognize this guy. All right, who is Shane in ICP?

[00:05:51] Show what happened so basically what happened is my complex burned down I

[00:05:57] died

[00:05:59] I've come back

[00:06:01] As a zombie, which is why I don't have the webcam on right now

[00:06:06] and now I'm gonna think of it all and forget everything she said

[00:06:11] you only live once I was here

[00:06:13] and now I'm gonna let the

[00:06:15] you carry me away too

[00:06:18] from him too

[00:06:20] now it's time we know

[00:06:22] how did I get done

[00:06:24] going out

[00:06:26] Cash for leaks for 7?

[00:06:28] Hopefully some fuck isn't stalking you?

[00:06:31] Uh, no, I'm not being stalked.

[00:06:34] I

[00:06:41] What the fuck yeah, like what a loaded shackles like how do I how do I respond to that? You know

[00:06:48] No, I was false alarm

[00:07:04] I

[00:07:18] Doc Phoenix for seven I really know who we're looking for here from being honest

[00:07:25] By the way, I'm always spooks me. That's just so fucking loud man. Holy fuck

[00:07:34] Why did the stream restart? Okay, we're gonna do a quick Q&A. Alright, one, I had my building's

[00:07:46] fire alarm went off, you basically dwelling troglodyte. Two, I got up, thought my building

[00:07:52] was on fire. It wasn't. I ended my stream before I determined it was fully if it was

[00:07:58] I came back, restarted my stream, shut the fuck, shut the fuck up, the back Q&A, I know.

[00:08:27] Next I'm keep the stream on so we can see some fire content.

[00:08:33] Yeah, okay.

[00:08:34] Me when I'm the content creator, I think I'll film my house turning down.

[00:08:46] It's gonna go hard on the Tiki Talk.

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[00:12:11] Nice so nice powerful as the Holocaust though

[00:12:16] You got timeline of the Gaza war

[00:12:31] You pulled the gold shiny MGS3 car?

[00:12:39] Wait, real?

[00:12:41] full strip it makes for seven

[00:12:51] from guys is salubing from guys I think my game crash

[00:13:00] I kind of want to do a

[00:13:12] Hold on

[00:13:21] This right here

[00:13:28] Or is it this one right here do you

[00:13:38] When condition KO

[00:13:41] Hello?

[00:13:56] It's me, the zombie.

[00:14:03] Say the secret code word.

[00:14:07] There you go.

[00:14:11] Is that it?

[00:14:21] Hold on.

[00:14:24] Early access.

[00:14:25] Hmm, who do we want here, Barack Obama?

[00:14:46] Captain Israel.

[00:14:55] Char Hasable.

[00:15:07] Charlie Kirk.

[00:15:16] Okay, so.

[00:15:29] Cody Raheem Rhodes?

[00:15:32] Nah.

[00:15:34] DSP.

[00:15:37] DSP

[00:15:53] We need a good one for the last one the grand slammer

[00:16:07] Oh, yeah.

[00:16:12] Oh, no.

[00:16:13] I don't want to be in the middle here.

[00:16:18] Peace out.

[00:16:57] Oh, you want a piece, big man?

[00:17:27] We gotta figure out our moves here.

[00:17:32] Surely I have some kind of like pause, right?

[00:17:50] What the f-

[00:17:52] Oh my-

[00:17:53] Where's an Obama?

[00:17:54] What are you doing there?

[00:17:56] Wait, save me! Thank you, buddy!

[00:18:01] Go fuck yourself.

[00:18:17] All right.

[00:18:23] Oh?

[00:18:26] Oh.

[00:18:31] Thank you, God.

[00:18:38] That dares me to be in our ass, man.

[00:18:46] Oh my god, Captain Israel stealing his soul!

[00:19:02] The right comment!

[00:19:12] It's really close and dangerous.

[00:19:22] Wait, wait, what the hell?

[00:19:32] Bro, leave me alone.

[00:19:47] We got to get the above right now.

[00:19:54] They're really sleeping, man.

[00:20:05] I'm not going down there.

[00:20:09] Can we throw this at somebody?

[00:20:12] Bring it out!

[00:20:21] We're gonna...

[00:20:24] Oh my god, Mr. Kirk wants to... what is this?

[00:20:36] These nails?

[00:20:37] I don't think so, big man.

[00:21:02] Oh my God!

[00:21:09] They say he's coming back from nowhere.

[00:21:20] Mr. Church, please!

[00:21:25] him

[00:21:36] Obama don't stop me

[00:21:41] Oh my God!

[00:21:45] That case I got knocked out

[00:21:49] I didn't know Obama killed him so

[00:21:55] And y'all want a piece of the big man?

[00:22:01] Do an elbow drop on that roof? I'm trying, I can.

[00:22:05] They're just coming back up.

[00:22:08] They're both coming back up.

[00:22:11] My chair!

[00:22:13] Uh-oh.

[00:22:17] Wait, that was a fucking special, man!

[00:22:21] Hey, that was it.

[00:22:22] That was impressive athleticism.

[00:22:25] Fuck you. That's my Priscilla.

[00:22:32] Boo!

[00:22:36] Fuck you.

[00:22:43] Alright. Good luck, boys.

[00:22:50] Let's get good to know I'm gonna let DSP throw me off this car.

[00:23:09] Also good to know how about we throw DSP off instead.

[00:23:17] a bitch

[00:23:39] Can I still beat him up with a gun Obama boys

[00:23:47] So, that's counter.

[00:24:01] I still don't finish or this guy. The mandible claw.

[00:24:08] Oh

[00:24:24] What are you doing?

[00:24:38] Oh, no.

[00:24:45] Oh!

[00:24:54] Well, that was a signature.

[00:25:04] Leave me alone, Captain Israel.

[00:25:07] I don't want them.

[00:25:10] Oh God.

[00:25:15] He's just using all those meter on me, stop!

[00:25:37] All right, leave me alone.

[00:25:44] See you!

[00:25:49] He does not look human.

[00:25:57] There's nothing over.

[00:26:04] Is there a way to get higher than this?

[00:26:14] Oh no. No no no no.

[00:26:17] No no no no no no no no no no no!

[00:26:23] Charlie Kirk coming to the aid of Captain Israel.

[00:26:27] But there are lines up and forged.

[00:26:34] Weep!

[00:26:41] You wanted this big man?

[00:26:42] And I'm so fucking sorry.

[00:26:45] But you're going all the way down.

[00:26:58] I can't jump off.

[00:27:03] Hey catch

[00:27:11] Don't wait

[00:27:16] Hey, where are you going? No! Dude, Mr. Gert! Holy fuck

[00:27:24] Hey catch

[00:27:26] Hey, catch.

[00:27:33] Hey, catch.

[00:27:40] What the hell?

[00:27:49] I'm gonna get someone out of here.

[00:27:56] How about you?

[00:27:59] Let me throw him.

[00:28:03] Let me throw him.

[00:28:05] Oh, he's gonna get down.

[00:28:07] Oh, you gotta get up.

[00:28:13] What the fuck are you doing?

[00:28:18] I want some claw, baby.

[00:28:25] What the?

[00:28:34] Let's try it, guys.

[00:28:47] Me and the Red Comma, going far.

[00:29:03] Wrong? Wait, wrong move.

[00:29:05] Wait a minute, I think that will work, actually, to get him over.

[00:29:08] Surely he just has like a punch, right?

[00:29:18] Nice move.

[00:29:29] Let's move.

[00:29:41] We got a 5 star match going right now.

[00:29:51] Go them off the hand lights on the way.

[00:29:54] Wait, Char's out.

[00:29:56] The Red Dolphin!

[00:30:00] Me versus Captain Israel, huh?

[00:30:03] So be it.

[00:30:16] I have the high ground.

[00:30:18] I warned you.

[00:30:26] Oh

[00:30:28] I'm out of here, bro.

[00:30:58] This fight, it never meant anything to me.

[00:31:11] I'm outta here, bro.

[00:31:13] I'm outta here, man.

[00:31:15] This fight, never meant anything to me.

[00:31:28] Holy shit!

[00:31:37] Try the beam on the top.

[00:31:45] I don't know how to get up there.

[00:31:58] Holy shit.

[00:32:17] We gotta stun him.

[00:32:19] He's a 93 overall, so we gotta be careful.

[00:32:22] He's not dangerous.

[00:32:38] Come on, big man.

[00:32:45] Oh

[00:33:15] Heh heh heh.

[00:33:21] Ooh, nice reversal!

[00:33:26] You put the rock bottom me?

[00:33:28] The fuck?

[00:33:45] Oh my God. You cannot take the car of the elevator, I try.

[00:33:52] what's in those bags? it has to be nailed right?

[00:34:18] We're going to put that, we're going to take this where it all started.

[00:34:41] Bring it on.

[00:34:47] here we go

[00:35:01] ooohhh what the tacks brother

[00:35:06] one more

[00:35:11] oooh

[00:35:15] All right.

[00:35:20] How do I make you go down?

[00:35:24] Wait, that's free of love.

[00:35:27] I want a stink face.

[00:35:45] X usually knocks them down, okay.

[00:35:57] We're seeing a punk that would knock them out, so...

[00:36:17] Come back in now, big man.

[00:36:26] I don't know what to do with it.

[00:36:33] Pardon me?

[00:36:35] Is that what you really want to do, Pickman?

[00:36:39] Brother.

[00:36:41] I don't have any shoes on me.

[00:36:44] Oh, no.

[00:37:05] You can see the tax on us dude!

[00:37:26] Holy shit!

[00:37:32] in the corner man thank you

[00:37:44] you good man am I being beamed right now

[00:38:02] $250.

[00:38:32] He's all sitting down.

[00:38:51] How do we get him to sit down on the corner?

[00:39:05] Is this a button?

[00:39:15] Oh he's going up.

[00:39:17] No he's not.

[00:39:21] All right, we're just going to punch it, it sounds like AOE 2 music.

[00:39:40] He really likes me, he's stuck in the looping.

[00:39:48] On the right thumbstick when they're in the corner now that does three of love

[00:39:53] Keep fucking bitch

[00:40:02] This does that not something a way to that's crazy

[00:40:07] Oh my god, we're going to lose the captain as well.

[00:40:27] The SP in the background dying.

[00:40:29] Maybe we actually lost.

[00:40:34] He's getting more attacks.

[00:40:44] What are you fucking aiming at?

[00:40:55] Oh my god, man.

[00:40:57] Not much do they pay you?

[00:41:00] I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:41:08] Best match, Captain Israel vs. Seven Superstar.

[00:41:16] The WWE Archives.

[00:41:17] I just

[00:41:24] This guy's burping that song

[00:41:28] Let's do the the parking lot. I really like that the map we just played

[00:41:47] I

[00:41:51] So match rules I think we're gonna do a pinner submission. Yeah, it's kind of lame

[00:42:06] Wait

[00:42:14] Sledge hammer

[00:42:17] The sandal, barbed wire bath, giant lollipop, the pulling fin, juggling fin,

[00:42:32] Triple H's Sledgehammer.

[00:42:40] Janus.

[00:42:46] I don't know what rivalry mode is.

[00:42:57] It's the mode with rivals.

[00:43:01] Let's get Batman in this piece

[00:43:10] We got a half cup in Israel again, he's the reigning champ

[00:43:19] Chud

[00:43:23] Classic big money dollar bills Royal Rumble extreme

[00:43:28] Darth Maul

[00:43:31] The 37 year old, 37 year old who looks 17, of course, your new stepdad.

[00:43:52] Let's see what.

[00:44:10] Maybe Shaggy.

[00:44:11] A tire tube.

[00:44:14] 37 overall who chud

[00:44:22] He's a 57. I don't mind 37 year old who looks 17 is 37 your overall

[00:44:30] I thought chud was in the 30s. Maybe I'm thinking of a job or gym. Can I go pee real quick fellas?

[00:44:34] No. Alright, we're back. Yes, me Lord.

[00:45:04] haha

[00:45:14] So guys

[00:45:20] Oh

[00:45:25] That's why we play a fucking new let's play some mouse guys i'm done i'm done

[00:45:28] i'll be right back that's baited by the demo dude i literally

[00:45:34] Got so fucking baited.

[00:45:37] I would have, you know what?

[00:45:37] If they, if they have made this game like DMC, where like, literally you're in one mission to the next boom,

[00:45:44] you're going straight from point A to point B, you're doing the fucking cool ass boss fight, whatever.

[00:45:49] I would not.

[00:45:49] I probably would have a very fucking different opinion.

[00:45:52] And I know it's hard to do all the usual story beats or whatever with like Final Fantasy.

[00:45:57] We're like, oh, you're talking to this guy.

[00:45:59] Time for him to give a fucking five minute speech.

[00:46:01] So informing the main the player that this character believes this for this reason, you know

[00:46:09] Repeat ad nauseam for fucking ever every single fucking character five times six times. Yeah Clive

[00:46:16] But we're doing this so that we get to choose, right?

[00:46:21] That's right

[00:46:22] All right, we'll see you like it fucking over and over and over and over and over again, dude

[00:46:31] Oh

[00:46:50] Yes

[00:46:57] Watch this show

[00:46:58] Okay, so keep in mind it's important to note that these stories are not in chronological order and sometimes they are just their own stories

[00:47:06] Okay, so everything you've seen before this point is no longer relevant

[00:47:14] Shadow goes to the fucking hood to get knuckles

[00:47:19] Smoking a cigar next to a bench at a fucking trash can why why?

[00:47:25] That's right. He's telling him to assassinate Sonic

[00:47:31] Look, I know how it goes with fighting game players, okay? They're like, dude, you're not that bad, dude

[00:47:35] You're getting better you're getting better

[00:47:39] Yeah, you're getting way better right now. Oh, yeah, take it

[00:47:47] I really want to grow the community

[00:47:51] Really want to grow the fucking community

[00:47:53] Yeah, take it. This is your first game, huh? Yeah

[00:52:53] You

[00:53:23] the cash money big dollar bills that are real extreme exclusive parking lot for all

[00:53:52] Featuring early access Batman Captain Israel, Chud, Darth Maul, 37 year old who looks 17,

[00:54:04] your new stepdad and Shaggy Rogers.

[00:54:12] I see Chatters already cheering for Chud.

[00:54:16] Once again, the performance center's parking lot is playing off to our melee.

[00:54:20] Gotta go. Oh my god, he's coming.

[00:54:38] Who? Who did that?

[00:54:40] I want to explore the parking lot, leave me alone.

[00:55:06] Hello.

[00:55:12] Tesla.

[00:55:13] Tesla.

[00:55:14] Oh my God, shut it.

[00:55:33] We're putting them in there.

[00:55:36] I'm just sending a message there.

[00:55:39] There it is!

[00:55:41] Reversal!

[00:55:44] Strikes with the photo!

[00:55:46] No! I can't do it!

[00:55:48] Alright.

[00:55:52] What a punch!

[00:55:54] Oh, here we go.

[00:55:56] Slinger hold is in date!

[00:55:59] Needs to escape and does.

[00:56:01] Gives free from that painful hold.

[00:56:06] Absolutely blasted that!

[00:56:08] You know, there's a lot of animosity involved.

[00:56:10] We do so much damage, it was just so weird.

[00:56:12] We need a way to get into the building and find a way.

[00:56:15] This disdain cannot be contained.

[00:56:19] No.

[00:56:19] Uh-oh, this is not going to upgrade.

[00:56:22] Submission being applied.

[00:56:23] Thanks for the...

[00:56:26] And yes, he's able to get out of this dire situation.

[00:56:31] Run the speed up!

[00:56:33] Oh, oh, oh!

[00:56:36] Oh my god, I can see this thing.

[00:56:43] Alright, I think we got him.

[00:56:58] He's too fucking strong. He has these superstars clearly have no problem wrecking everything inside

[00:57:14] He breaks the refs counting for two and the four are taking on some damage.

[00:57:24] Everything he can do to create space here.

[00:57:33] Do I have my finisher?

[00:57:34] I guess.

[00:57:35] Kicks out before the two-counter.

[00:57:36] I

[00:57:44] Have an Israel coming for shot

[00:57:52] This is just pure chaos

[00:57:55] No place for a fight

[00:57:58] I'll go away. I do agree. It's certainly not safe. Come over here my new step dad

[00:58:06] 37 year old who looks 17.

[00:58:33] This move takes so fucking long to do.

[00:58:52] This guy's countering dude.

[00:59:03] Alright, we're gonna give it to him.

[00:59:13] I did not break that up, it just happened.

[00:59:16] Did that count as the ropes? Mayhemps?

[00:59:19] Darth Maul with the shirt off.

[00:59:21] Oh no. Nice chime in from Booker T. I think that was the first one.

[00:59:38] He cuts it off!

[00:59:39] Oh my!

[00:59:40] It's good boy!

[00:59:41] Shoulders down!

[00:59:42] So now breaks the shot immediately.

[00:59:43] He's scratching my face!

[00:59:44] He's holding himself up all the time!

[00:59:45] I don't know what he's thinking!

[00:59:46] This is excellent!

[00:59:47] Just penetrating his opponent!

[00:59:48] He's the superior competitor!

[00:59:49] There's not a lot of room up there!

[00:59:50] I can't emphasize enough how ill-invited he is!

[00:59:51] Go for the home run!

[00:59:52] Go for the home run!

[00:59:53] Go for the home run!

[00:59:54] Go for the home run!

[00:59:55] Go for the home run!

[00:59:56] Go for the home run!

[00:59:57] Go for the home run!

[00:59:58] Go for the home run!

[00:59:59] Go for the home run!

[01:00:00] Go for the home run!

[01:00:01] They're fighting on the air for the win.

[01:00:13] Thank you, Booker.

[01:00:16] Come on, buddy.

[01:00:19] Come on, big man.

[01:00:26] 37-year-old Luke 17 eliminated.

[01:00:31] He has it!

[01:00:37] Now we have an information that has any limiting to the building, they're taking care of it.

[01:00:42] Your news stuff, that'll limit it.

[01:00:44] Wastelog applied and launched into a German suit.

[01:00:49] Cory, this can't be happening.

[01:00:51] Captain Neusariel attempting to steal Batman's soul.

[01:00:53] I've never seen anything like this.

[01:00:56] Interrupted by Darth Maul.

[01:00:57] I

[01:01:06] Do it

[01:01:16] I think you always first

[01:01:20] I'm just gonna beat the fuck out of it. Sorry man

[01:01:27] What the hell?

[01:01:47] No.

[01:01:50] How did he even reach me?

[01:01:57] He actually just finished his day

[01:02:07] That man out wait who eliminated Batman it was a captain Israel

[01:02:27] Look at the power here! Absolutely incredible! Walking around the ring!

[01:02:38] Dude, we're like manhandling this guy.

[01:02:42] Just probably out here in the parking lot. Ah, here we go!

[01:02:48] Oh man!

[01:02:51] Cover!

[01:02:52] there's no

[01:03:02] record

[01:03:32] have resulted in serious injury.

[01:03:36] This is no place for a fight.

[01:03:39] A safe place of a safe become.

[01:03:42] Oh!

[01:03:44] We got him, I think.

[01:03:45] We got him here!

[01:03:51] There's a nice A-coms.

[01:03:52] It's not small, let me do it.

[01:03:53] Let me know again.

[01:03:57] Good night.

[01:03:58] What a stunner.

[01:04:00] Cover!

[01:04:02] He breaks the ref's count after one

[01:04:12] Brother

[01:04:20] We got him

[01:04:32] This is a free-for-all and they're taking advantage

[01:04:51] That was so fucking hard to do actually

[01:05:02] I'm not a pro at the forum.

[01:05:08] Get slipped into position.

[01:05:10] Rodent power slam!

[01:05:15] Simply devastating!

[01:05:17] We know the PC parking lot has plenty of prime real estate to create a bit of serious damage.

[01:05:25] Fuck off, Trader.

[01:05:32] Oh, no, oh, no, man, what a hurricane run.

[01:05:39] One time in fire with the headbutts, train counters, and reversals back and forth.

[01:05:46] Right there at Kidney's front box.

[01:05:48] That's karma.

[01:05:50] Thunder is close line.

[01:05:54] Shotters down.

[01:05:56] Don't do it, man.

[01:05:58] Yeah, straw kick out at one.

[01:06:01] I don't think the parking lot is the best place to settle things.

[01:06:06] I think these are all for being settled.

[01:06:10] I work here.

[01:06:17] Okay, man. Good dodge.

[01:06:24] Boom! Trust us, George, I'll face!

[01:06:27] Oh, we got to find the uh,

[01:06:29] Give me the three count red hair!

[01:06:31] How's this?

[01:06:33] Oh, that's quite bad.

[01:06:35] I'm the contestant!

[01:06:37] The contestant!

[01:06:39] The contestant!

[01:06:41] I'm the contestant!

[01:06:43] The contestant!

[01:06:45] The contestant!

[01:06:47] The contestant!

[01:06:49] The contestant!

[01:06:51] The contestant!

[01:06:53] The contestant!

[01:06:55] I don't know where it would be, though.

[01:07:01] Surprise!

[01:07:25] Oh look at this, Inverted Scoop Slam!

[01:07:28] Oh, Struck Impact!

[01:07:30] You fucking pussy!

[01:07:32] Don't pin me!

[01:07:36] Oh, what a response!

[01:07:40] You have got to be kidding me!

[01:07:43] I don't care if you're ultra instinct.

[01:07:46] This is unreal power!

[01:07:48] Slam!

[01:07:49] Even more damage inflicted to the torso.

[01:07:52] Making a concerted effort to repeatedly go after the midsection to go after the core of the body.

[01:08:00] Thunderous knee lift. The parking lot is never the ideal place to settle your business, but here we are.

[01:08:06] Let's just hope the local medical facilities don't stand out.

[01:08:09] Is it a counter?

[01:08:18] I wonder if we can break the window.

[01:08:22] I

[01:08:25] My poor

[01:08:31] Fires back with a crucial elbow

[01:08:36] They're teaming up on it

[01:08:52] How was he not stuck?

[01:09:07] He countered.

[01:09:13] Not me though. Oh god it was me.

[01:09:22] I

[01:09:29] Smash them

[01:09:38] Take them out

[01:09:52] Just mean you, Mr. Israel.

[01:09:54] This is a picture of confidence. I love this.

[01:09:56] He just doesn't care what anybody thinks.

[01:10:05] Just ruthlessly mocking his opponent.

[01:10:09] You like that you like that big man?

[01:10:24] Oh fuck!

[01:10:25] Oh my god.

[01:10:26] What the fuck are you doing there buddy?

[01:10:52] The gauntlet trained us for this exact scenario, it's okay.

[01:11:22] Oh my god.

[01:11:29] He kicks it on once.

[01:11:38] We'll do it.

[01:12:15] Oh my God.

[01:12:18] Oh, counter's right into the red basket.

[01:12:28] I don't believe back-soup blacks.

[01:12:36] Just tossed. She got an airline mouse for that.

[01:12:39] I

[01:12:49] Give him a mandible shake off

[01:13:09] Oh

[01:13:19] My god

[01:13:39] Oh, no, wait, we actually lost together.

[01:13:59] Lose any 5 star rated match via pinfall or submission achievement.

[01:14:07] My game crashed immediately after that.

[01:14:17] The win was promised 3,000 years ago.

[01:14:20] Yeah, but he got two wins.

[01:14:23] Surely one of those wasn't promised.

[01:14:37] Should we do a run rumble or a the first place we did the brawl and match

[01:14:57] Ring ding ding ding ding ding got a lot of crazy frog what it was crazy frog went up to I'm sure that's the official channel dude let me see of course it is

[01:15:04] Of course it is.

[01:15:07] What you got?

[01:15:11] Hands up explode.

[01:15:34] It's the same beat.

[01:15:53] This is released a year ago.

[01:15:55] 36 million views.

[01:15:56] People still fuck with Crazy Frog, dude.

[01:15:59] Do you think Scatman and John kind of resented the Crazy Frog?

[01:16:04] They kind of had their popular around the same time, dude, and they both scat.

[01:16:09] I think there's a bit of a rivalry there.

[01:16:13] No, he's dead. Oh, okay.

[01:16:16] Yeah, that's better. He is dead.

[01:16:19] Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.

[01:16:24] Alrighty.

[01:16:27] For tonight's first...

[01:16:31] Wait, what is it? Can someone post the acronym please so I can remember?

[01:16:44] The for the first cash money big dollar bills Royal Rumble Extreme!

[01:16:48] Hmm.

[01:16:49] Where should it be?

[01:17:01] Important decision.

[01:17:02] Raw is war.

[01:17:03] Of course.

[01:17:05] Of course.

[01:17:11] Interference interval will do 120. I think that's what we did last time. It felt like

[01:17:23] it was only ever a 1v1. Which is fine. Oh yeah, we gotta turn the commentators off.

[01:17:28] Good call. Good call check. Good freaking call. We also gotta turn the music off, so I apologize

[01:17:35] in advance. Even though all of them basically have the same people entry.

[01:17:49] Am I blind? Yeah.

[01:17:58] I made this song by the way.

[01:18:01] Entrance of all.

[01:18:19] I want Bob Matt and I want Hollywood Hogan again.

[01:18:22] 37-year-old who looks 17, Barack Obama, Captain Israel,

[01:18:41] Should creepy cry, baby

[01:18:46] Donkey Kong Donald Trump early access

[01:18:52] Your

[01:18:58] The Grand Slammer sponsored by Denny's

[01:19:03] Kyle

[01:19:05] Inuyasha

[01:19:07] He's 100 overall! That guy's OC, dude!

[01:19:17] I'm not putting him in. He'll win the whole thing.

[01:19:22] Joey Wheeler, Jobber Jim, and...

[01:19:58] Hmm, Twitch chat. Your new stepdad, Walter White.

[01:20:12] CUNYPIE? Does he deserve another chance? He's kind of a...he's the most jobber 90

[01:20:20] Overall in the game I think.

[01:20:22] Yggachad!

[01:20:26] B-Honda!

[01:20:29] Where's Porkin?

[01:20:32] DSP!

[01:20:37] Get Kevin in here?

[01:20:41] No.

[01:20:45] Kevin!

[01:20:50] Yeah, he is.

[01:20:59] Orc.

[01:21:06] Um.

[01:21:11] Does that even matter who I pick here?

[01:21:17] Oh my God!

[01:21:20] Nice.

[01:21:21] Nice, nice, nice.

[01:21:24] Ultor Corp.

[01:21:26] Thanks for the...

[01:21:29] The following is the Royal Rumble Man!

[01:21:35] You beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[01:21:40] Now, the two superstars at Drew, number one, and number two will see the stars of

[01:21:47] will start the ring at the same time other superstars will join in the order

[01:21:51] they drew this will continue until all 30 superstars have entered the ring

[01:21:56] eliminations occur when you are thrown over the top rope with both feet

[01:22:00] landing on the floor the last superstar in the ring will be declared the

[01:22:04] Royal Rumble winner and will go on to face the champion of their choice

[01:22:09] And RESTLE MEDIA!

[01:22:15] The crowd simultaneously teleports to one side.

[01:22:19] Imagine you paid like a hundred bucks to be here, and you're sitting in a full-out chair.

[01:22:32] It's 1k now? Yeah, but I mean like, this is like from like 1998, so...

[01:22:37] Get masters

[01:22:53] He's not from Japan

[01:23:00] Okay

[01:23:02] He's half Japanese.

[01:23:06] That doesn't mean he's from Japan.

[01:23:11] Damn, they're from Japan.

[01:23:15] It literally just said he was from Japan.

[01:23:23] Oh.

[01:23:25] My bad.

[01:23:27] My bad.

[01:23:29] Alright man, get on with it man.

[01:23:34] Yeah, I'm sure it's the guy who made Ken, giving him his own custom entry, so...

[01:23:40] I mean, changing the default theme, that's not his, I know it's not his theme.

[01:24:05] We're about to hear of the people team.

[01:24:11] Wait a second.

[01:24:16] It's him!

[01:24:21] Baby!

[01:24:23] Holy shit!

[01:24:27] He's actually on the runway right now.

[01:24:35] That is OCEANSIVE!

[01:24:43] And we don't need to...

[01:24:49] Do I have full body-chills right now?

[01:24:53] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[01:25:01] Introducing the individual who drew number 2 from the showroom of Israel, weighing in at 185.

[01:25:10] Shastri!

[01:25:11] Shastri!

[01:25:31] And the answer to the war

[01:25:46] Holy fuck dude

[01:25:48] Holy fuck dude

[01:25:54] Jeopardy!

[01:25:56] X-free!

[01:26:01] Oh

[01:26:24] What

[01:26:31] Who sings this?

[01:26:44] Oh, it's some lady from WWE.

[01:26:51] This is like a test and it's true.

[01:26:56] You can do it!

[01:26:58] You can do it!

[01:27:03] Get Masters, secretly winning his opportunity.

[01:27:09] You're seeing a couple of gray hair.

[01:27:10] Oh my God!

[01:27:16] Oh my God!

[01:27:18] Jesus Christ is almost stung him dude.

[01:27:28] Oh my God.

[01:27:36] What?

[01:27:37] Ken, come on, man.

[01:27:38] Oh my God.

[01:27:39] Oh my God!

[01:27:46] Here comes DSP Gaming.

[01:27:51] This continued struggle against the State of Israel.

[01:27:56] Low blow.

[01:28:01] Excellent flying DDT by Captain Israel.

[01:28:04] Going up top, landing the moon salt onto the back of DSP.

[01:28:09] that has defeated many people in Street Fighter Alpha, whatever the fuck it was.

[01:28:13] Definitely was not 120 seconds to sail, but I don't know what it was having.

[01:28:18] DSP getting worked over in the rain, much like his penis was worked over on.

[01:28:23] Name comes Judd.

[01:28:33] He's glaring up with DSP. Big fan, I hear.

[01:28:37] Big fan, owner of a couple of clip channels, it's Chud.

[01:28:43] DSP not pleased about that $10 of ad revenue that could have gone to him working the arm of Chud.

[01:28:51] Captain Israel watching, waiting as ever.

[01:28:55] The perfect opportunity to strike.

[01:29:01] In comes the Lord.

[01:29:03] Oh my god. Israel and aliens working together here. Israel. Oh my god. Destroying the abdomen

[01:29:24] of John. That is the owner of the building. In exchange for lower rent, he has been permitted

[01:29:44] an entry to the Royal Rumble tonight.

[01:29:49] As you can see, not quite felt like a traditional wrestler.

[01:29:56] In the corner now, I think that visitor's gonna put him up.

[01:30:03] Oh, just gonna throw him around.

[01:30:05] Oh, snap! Sponsored by Denny's, the Grand Slammer!

[01:30:26] Instantly getting slammed himself. DSB versus the Landlord.

[01:30:31] a common matchup than you might think.

[01:30:33] And Slymer immediately trying to eliminate DSP.

[01:30:37] I'm hearing reports that DSP may have died in Dasturley or that didn't.

[01:30:44] DSP fighting the allegations.

[01:30:48] It comes to the Asha.

[01:30:56] This of course being Netflix's rendition of India show.

[01:31:03] If you couldn't tell.

[01:31:06] Local limit by Captain Israel.

[01:31:08] A good net has been eliminated.

[01:31:21] Very fancy movement by India show.

[01:31:23] immediately to get to the landlord DSP gonna get double kill there it comes

[01:31:27] giga-chill here he comes the brave marvin and porters all spike shut on the

[01:31:40] ropes not quite sure how he survived this long and it is real alumni it's

[01:31:44] another person or this case of demon

[01:31:49] Happy even I think.

[01:31:51] Ooh, Superman punch by DSP on the tread.

[01:31:54] Right sliver, setting up on Israel here.

[01:31:56] Israel counters.

[01:31:58] Drop hit by Israel.

[01:32:00] DSP messing up the ropes for a fucking reason.

[01:32:02] What a round look at him with his head gone.

[01:32:04] Speakers, the landlord!

[01:32:11] Double quarter win.

[01:32:13] DSP gets the elimination first in the history of the big money.

[01:32:17] 20, he has to go to the middle of the road street.

[01:32:22] Number 10, Rihanna O. Italiano.

[01:32:25] You cannot tell he is from Italy.

[01:32:31] If the shirt was not evidence enough, he also has the mask.

[01:32:36] Cut on the ropes.

[01:32:37] Gigachat has him over.

[01:32:41] Gigachat playing with the shot.

[01:32:43] Says no, Stacey is mine.

[01:32:47] Jigachan grabbed by Oriano, Oriano, Italiano.

[01:33:00] Here for revenge for Kat Masters and Skyle.

[01:33:05] Captain Israel eliminated by the Grand Slammer.

[01:33:08] And he's in the surprise upset.

[01:33:12] He will not be able to please, please.

[01:33:15] That's pretty good, isn't it, Noah?

[01:33:17] Yes, Bill. Limit that.

[01:33:19] I get it, Chad.

[01:33:24] I would like to ask you a personal thank you to the United States Navy

[01:33:27] for allowing Giles to take a brief of the war that I ran to be here tonight.

[01:33:31] In number 12, your new step down running down to the ring.

[01:33:35] I still have not changed his shirt in weeks.

[01:33:45] Look at that leathery leathery skin that goes blue step down.

[01:33:55] While we have a break in the action, I'd like to thank tonight's sponsor, Capstone Games.

[01:34:02] Where wins me explore the new hexi region tonight

[01:34:13] Number 13 drama

[01:34:23] To flex on the on the young with a new stump

[01:34:27] Took him right out of the actual now fighting back against the Prince Lever

[01:34:32] Look at those big biceps of Kyle.

[01:34:39] Look at that American flag tattoo.

[01:34:42] Oh, bitch, slap by Chet on the jobber jam.

[01:34:45] Immediately from the single-winger tournament.

[01:34:47] In comes number 37, I think.

[01:34:48] I don't know which number he was.

[01:34:50] The president of Wacka Wall and his own wrestling tights.

[01:34:56] Turning his back on the soldier, Kyle.

[01:35:00] I cannot believe it. The American government turning its back on its service numbers.

[01:35:06] Oof, commercial. That eliminates Jonathan.

[01:35:11] Has been eliminated.

[01:35:14] They do that. Has been eliminated.

[01:35:18] I want you to stop that working on President Barack Obama.

[01:35:22] Kyle Stunner. I don't know what's going on there.

[01:35:25] Grant Slyver kind of going to work.

[01:35:28] Oh, there's a break in the action like tonight's other sponsor, Denny's.

[01:35:33] It's yourself a delicious brand-side with only $5.99.

[01:35:36] And Denny's up a $24.00. One day for a buck.

[01:35:47] Oh. Kept up by a shot there.

[01:35:50] Missed a hit in one of his favorite enemies.

[01:35:53] Bitch knocked the ball to Barack Obama, along with Bitch left back!

[01:36:01] Nice two-plex on the King of Chad. Not hard to lift a man like that.

[01:36:05] He's hard to lift a man like that.

[01:36:07] Quick combo by Gail on to Barack Obama.

[01:36:09] Frank Slava has turned the world shut, still in this, somehow.

[01:36:13] Going Bows!

[01:36:18] Fresh from the N-Z-R-L-M-A Scorpion.

[01:36:23] Well, it's a break in the axon, I'd like to thank Rayton, Guardian of Earth for permitting access into the Earthrealm Scorpion.

[01:36:39] Thank you.

[01:36:41] Over and countered by Barack Obama.

[01:36:44] Nice club in the back there. Branson are working on eliminating shot, I don't think it's the last.

[01:36:48] That's German comes.

[01:36:50] German comes.

[01:36:52] German comes.

[01:36:55] Fresh from the ballhouse.

[01:36:57] From the desert, I think.

[01:36:58] I don't know.

[01:37:01] Drop kick from shut on to German's shizzled jawline.

[01:37:05] Immediately back up on it.

[01:37:06] Quick counter to shut.

[01:37:08] We're focused on shutting German right now.

[01:37:10] He's working shut over in the corner.

[01:37:13] Third to attention to Bronco Lama.

[01:37:15] Grabbing him by the hair somehow.

[01:37:16] There's no hair to grab.

[01:37:21] Great swivel.

[01:37:22] Military press into a reversal by Scorpion.

[01:37:25] Hip-kop twitch chat.

[01:37:27] Or rather, the average runner has selected

[01:37:28] regionally to represent them.

[01:37:37] Yep.

[01:37:38] It's my tiefling OC for motors game three.

[01:37:42] Down on the ropes.

[01:37:43] I get a chance.

[01:37:46] Oh my God.

[01:37:51] Chud stunning German.

[01:37:55] Remember, Chud is a 57 overall.

[01:37:58] He actually, the limiting stripper, who I believe is a 76 overall.

[01:38:01] He is the one who is really playing.

[01:38:05] Whoa.

[01:38:09] Quick shot locking arms with Frank Slammer.

[01:38:11] This will be the first time.

[01:38:13] It's a late night encounter between Twitch Chat and the delicious 599 Grand Slam.

[01:38:22] And Twitch Chat finished it.

[01:38:25] Oh, Chud working with Twitch Chat, not an uncommon appearance.

[01:38:38] So, Barack Obama eliminated by sportman.

[01:38:40] A competitor has been used in any way.

[01:38:47] Beautiful swing over an accurate my pushdown.

[01:38:50] That's someone that was, by the way.

[01:38:51] Superman punch misses from Scorpion.

[01:38:53] Immediately back onto his feet.

[01:38:56] Scorpion winded. Can't fight back here.

[01:38:58] Pushdown can have a field there.

[01:39:00] We'll stand there and do nothing.

[01:39:01] LOL.

[01:39:02] Double drop from Kyle.

[01:39:03] It comes.

[01:39:05] Anime accurate to Amaro.

[01:39:07] You, you, Hacker Show!

[01:39:09] And it's 90s Anime!

[01:39:11] Ha ha ha!

[01:39:13] As you can see, Linkhole immediately takes out Trud.

[01:39:17] Holy moly.

[01:39:19] Has been eliminated!

[01:39:21] Ha ha ha! There he is!

[01:39:23] Gouabara from the Anime, Uu Hacker Show!

[01:39:25] Savior of the Earthrealm!

[01:39:29] I'ma right there. That's Gouabara.

[01:39:31] Without the eyebrows.

[01:39:33] Ha ha!

[01:39:35] Quick check counters.

[01:39:37] Really, it's an ankle kick for whoever.

[01:39:39] A cool penalty.

[01:39:40] That is very winning.

[01:39:43] Here he comes.

[01:39:45] The danger.

[01:39:48] Two-three.

[01:39:49] Two-three.

[01:39:50] Walter.

[01:39:55] One who knocks.

[01:39:56] Twitch not taking a breather in the corner there.

[01:39:58] 3 and Slammer putting in a copious amount of work tonight.

[01:40:06] Forbara almost going for a move, deciding it's not the flex.

[01:40:10] However, the danger is ready.

[01:40:13] Devastating back of the neck shot.

[01:40:18] Oh my God.

[01:40:19] Scoping, eating shit.

[01:40:22] Here he comes, crowdfever Kevin.

[01:40:24] Nearly taking out the beltless pressure last night.

[01:40:32] Ladies and gentlemen, you and River, of course, the 13-man kill streak of beltless pressure last night.

[01:40:39] I have told the beltless pressure is in the building.

[01:40:42] Is in the building.

[01:40:50] I'm receiving word from the back now.

[01:40:54] that the winner of this round and the next

[01:40:57] ooh, switch to illuminates, wow

[01:40:59] hey, there it was

[01:41:05] I'm a carry by Michael St. Peter

[01:41:10] this could be his night

[01:41:12] speaking of which

[01:41:14] the winner of this one and the next

[01:41:15] will team up

[01:41:20] and he scrap your brawl

[01:41:22] against Seaton and the Belvis Crusher.

[01:41:27] Now I don't know about you ladies and gentlemen, but I would not want to be on the other side of the ring

[01:41:32] from Seaton and the Belvis Crusher.

[01:41:41] So I strongly advise the winner of these matches to be very prepared.

[01:41:46] Great slammer, going for the great slam there, lands it by the way.

[01:41:49] Which I'll give her another limb.

[01:41:51] This time on Kevin. Kevin counters.

[01:41:53] French Lever has the one guy in the ropes.

[01:41:55] Kevin eliminated by a twinge.

[01:41:57] Oh my god.

[01:42:06] Keeps by working on Scorpion here.

[01:42:09] It comes number 22, Joey Wheeler.

[01:42:11] Here tonight for his sister, who is blind.

[01:42:13] You should know that.

[01:42:15] Oh my God, Kumbai takes off squirking.

[01:42:19] And Kumbai has been eliminated.

[01:42:23] Into a second or third one.

[01:42:26] Oop, grabbing the arrow there.

[01:42:30] Push out on your kind of thing.

[01:42:36] Does she have...

[01:42:45] In comes summer 23, Edmund MacMillan.

[01:42:49] Oh my God.

[01:42:53] The Superman kick to Joey Wheeler over the top row by

[01:42:56] Amicudy by Branch Lever, finally out by Edward Vanda.

[01:43:00] Amicudy by turning his attention to Twitch chat.

[01:43:04] They're all in.

[01:43:07] by Grant Sliver, finally out by Edward Honda.

[01:43:10] A competitor has been in the lead.

[01:43:12] I mean, can you find Jordan's attention to Twitch chat?

[01:43:14] There is a first time for everything.

[01:43:18] Hit it by a horrible window.

[01:43:19] Living and opening three on it.

[01:43:21] Donkey Kong.

[01:43:27] Look, hit the call.

[01:43:58] Number 25, Tricky Cry, baby.

[01:44:06] I'm told that this is a sentient alien baby.

[01:44:12] That's the ginormous crane.

[01:44:22] Military press from DK.

[01:44:24] Leaping up the heaviest man in the ring.

[01:44:26] That's a drop.

[01:44:28] I'm gonna give him a lot of peace.

[01:44:30] Throwin' bows.

[01:44:32] All-wall style.

[01:44:34] He comes over to 26 to 0-Trop.

[01:44:36] I think that was the same number he was

[01:44:38] when he won the first Royal Rumble.

[01:44:40] Can he get a refie there?

[01:44:46] He has expressed some hesitance

[01:44:48] about fighting Satan in the one-on-one.

[01:44:50] Something about a pact.

[01:44:52] Something a lot of packs

[01:44:55] You know my takes are being held back

[01:45:06] Maybe with three elunes right now

[01:45:12] Here he comes

[01:45:15] For

[01:45:17] Half human, half pig.

[01:45:22] All muscle.

[01:45:27] Anybody about to stun Yohando listening to counter here?

[01:45:29] Never mind, he is getting stunned.

[01:45:33] Oh my God, a spear onto Fork instantly.

[01:45:35] That was his finisher by the way.

[01:45:38] Gonna take him to the ropes now.

[01:45:40] Wait, he's just gonna take him out!

[01:45:41] For the lift by Cutie Pie!

[01:45:43] A man or preacher who requires no introduction.

[01:45:56] The soul stealer himself.

[01:46:00] The anti-hogan.

[01:46:01] Now Trump wisely staying out of the fight here and locking arms with Leondon to be missing.

[01:46:18] He won't forget that.

[01:46:21] Oh my God, it really acts as a 29 weight.

[01:46:26] There's a chance.

[01:46:27] There's a chance.

[01:46:28] Oh my god, look at that thing. Where is this chin begin and his neck end?

[01:46:58] Oh my god, vicious punches. Oh my god, number 30!

[01:47:03] Hollywood, oh Jesus!

[01:47:07] The reaction is eliminated!

[01:47:09] He comes ahead! Has been eliminated!

[01:47:11] I really just thought this could be by spear.

[01:47:13] Oh, it takes out the Harkin!

[01:47:16] He comes back! Has been eliminated!

[01:47:19] The final four. Kitted by Honolow Rooks.

[01:47:21] He reacts. Let's go into elimination here.

[01:47:23] Kitted by Hatch, a counter. He is not countering.

[01:47:28] Jesus.

[01:47:36] Sabin has been eliminated.

[01:47:40] Now, so we may remember Yashrae again.

[01:47:42] Oh no!

[01:47:43] You did it!

[01:47:47] The forbidden magic on the early access.

[01:47:51] Oh no, dude.

[01:47:53] I guess he didn't do it to Hogan because he already did a bloodstain.

[01:47:56] There he has his soul.

[01:48:10] Bombay is a monster.

[01:48:13] Working on the uh...

[01:48:16] The 12 inch python legs of Honnold Hogan.

[01:48:21] this move on to bomb and I don't know what's called again from the rear

[01:48:28] cowardly as ever.

[01:48:30] Whatcha gonna do, Redo?

[01:48:35] Oof.

[01:48:39] Whatcha gonna do, Redo?

[01:48:44] Redo!

[01:48:46] He's actually kind of popping off right now.

[01:48:50] Early access and Hogan's staring each other down.

[01:48:53] Hogan goes for a taunt, gets countered for his effort.

[01:48:55] Really, X is setting up the body press.

[01:48:59] Ooh, flexin' on him.

[01:49:01] He says, I don't care if your violins are 28 inches or whatever the fuck they were.

[01:49:05] Mom has slow walk behind early.

[01:49:06] Early rolls away.

[01:49:07] Nice counter.

[01:49:08] Uh, hooking up the ropes.

[01:49:11] This might be a...

[01:49:12] Mom, it takes a lot of kin.

[01:49:14] The final tier.

[01:49:17] Was the broadcast info filled?

[01:49:21] What?

[01:49:23] Oh

[01:49:42] Our first first half of the tag team here take on Satan and the pelvis crusher

[01:49:48] Everyone's hero. Everyone's role model.

[01:50:03] The Abominable Judd. Early access.

[01:50:11] Where are they booing? They probably cut a whiff.

[01:50:17] I don't blame them for being honest.

[01:50:22] Brawl has like a weird filter over it. I don't like that.

[01:50:31] I still have stuff I haven't unlocked.

[01:50:34] Oh my god, what the hell is this Marilyn Manson shit?

[01:50:51] All right.

[01:50:56] Okay.

[01:51:10] It's time.

[01:51:11] We have so many dudes who haven't gotten a chance.

[01:51:15] Dr. Doom

[01:51:22] We have Freerun space, I absolutely figured

[01:51:27] Glorp again? Alright

[01:51:31] Should we let Jake Urschel in?

[01:51:35] Jason

[01:51:39] And involved

[01:51:41] Man man.

[01:51:46] Lucho Luncho. That's a good one right there.

[01:51:51] Master Chief.

[01:51:56] Elvis Crusher man. What a fucking menace.

[01:51:59] Punch Man.

[01:52:34] favorite you hate shud is what you would have said if you loved him which

[01:52:48] you do reversal

[01:53:04] you

[01:53:34] you

[01:54:04] you

[01:54:34] you

[01:55:04] you

[01:55:34] you

[01:56:04] You

[01:56:34] Now, at least the gentlemen are being told that those explosives are actually the, uh...

[01:56:49] This is a Vi-Rampy intercept by the air? No!

[01:57:19] Is this the main character game?

[01:57:42] Oh my god.

[01:58:03] Who's his opponent?

[01:58:10] Who can stand before the might of Captain Israel?

[01:58:14] TWINCE SHIT!

[01:58:17] It's me, look at it!

[01:58:29] Yeah, dude.

[01:58:34] Then I have a name for you.

[01:58:35] Not quite as polished as the Captain Isreal intro.

[01:58:42] Now, do keep in mind, fans, that Quickshot is a 75 overall, and Captain Isreal is like

[01:58:51] a 94.

[01:58:54] It's not an impossible feat though.

[01:59:07] There is a very difficult one.

[01:59:14] There he is, looking as stunning and as handsome as ever, versus the terrible Tumblr OC of

[01:59:41] Twitch chat immediately biscuit drop a kick to the face for the upper reversal

[01:59:48] Right to the shins twitch chat after Israel

[01:59:57] Oof working on the the weak pencil like ankles of foot chat

[02:00:01] Pointing those big guns at the crowd, oh my god, there it is.

[02:00:12] Wait a second.

[02:00:15] Could this be who was promised to eliminate Captain Israel?

[02:00:27] What the hell is that SCP in the ring?

[02:00:31] Oh my god, just, oh my Jerry looks not pleased about that.

[02:00:39] Oh my god.

[02:00:45] Grapple on to Twitch chat.

[02:00:48] Twitch chat on the ropes here.

[02:00:51] Jerry was looking for elimination.

[02:00:53] Twitch chat saved by Israel.

[02:00:55] Mr. Disfigure, where does his neck begin and his chin end?

[02:01:00] Look at that powerful upper body of Mr. Disfigure.

[02:01:05] I'm told he's all maddened, ladies and gentlemen, fans.

[02:01:12] Jerry Mann handling Israel.

[02:01:15] Israel with a moon salt to nothing. Immediately grabbed up by Jerry. Far in the corner. Oh

[02:01:26] my god. It's Chris Bendall. The crippler. Immediately targeting his failed homunculus

[02:01:37] Mr. Bistrich.

[02:01:40] Oh, Stump is like the head of the Krippler.

[02:01:48] This figure protecting his host right now.

[02:01:52] Headbutt by Jerry.

[02:01:55] Oh, Jerry is doing work right now.

[02:02:02] Number 6, might do stuff then.

[02:02:04] I mean, Dore do stuff then, not mine.

[02:02:06] Not mine.

[02:02:07] Ooh, it took the nerves to cut the Israel bass cluster.

[02:02:11] Jesus.

[02:02:12] Listen, I'm up with two fingers.

[02:02:16] Dirty stuff that.

[02:02:18] Turning on Twitch chat.

[02:02:19] So this is time for bed.

[02:02:22] So let's turn that iPad off.

[02:02:24] I hate that stupid dancing peanut.

[02:02:28] Get off the game.

[02:02:30] I'm so fucking tired of the goof.

[02:02:35] The athleticism on display by Captain Israel, Chris Benoit protecting Israel right now.

[02:03:04] Christian has Israel on the ropes. Wait a second.

[02:03:09] Who that being?

[02:03:12] He's got him.

[02:03:14] What?

[02:03:16] No way. No, he gets back in. Wait no!

[02:03:18] Christmastime, it's even up a twist shot!

[02:03:20] Wait no, Israel waits the boat door.

[02:03:23] They're involved. Oh my God, what a disgusting thing that is.

[02:03:34] I'm not sure anyone has been eliminated.

[02:04:02] on the ropes. Burner's set back on for a bunch that's covered. Then wall back in.

[02:04:12] Oh my god.

[02:04:16] Where did he learn to do that? He is so fucking wonderful.

[02:04:25] Mr. Distinguished Savers.

[02:04:32] Stepped dead stomping at Israel Jerry locking arms with Mr. Disfigure

[02:04:41] Oh my god

[02:04:53] I like the same as my new stepdad just there this

[02:05:01] They can balls going over the road here, you know

[02:05:04] Crispin was staring him down. I don't like that looking his eyes. Let me jump on that. Do not push that's still on the ropes

[02:05:10] I think freshman was just checking around

[02:05:23] Well, I love that stain on the shirt of your new stuff, though.

[02:05:33] And your new stuff, that eliminated first one out.

[02:05:39] It needs to be home just in time to your new drunken laughter, his seventh big blow,

[02:05:45] He paid $500 to be here tonight.

[02:05:53] Mr. Misfigure eliminated by Cannonball.

[02:05:57] Israel taking Ben White out.

[02:06:00] Twitch chat has a cherry on the rims.

[02:06:02] There's not a chance of an L.

[02:06:04] Israel takes Ben White out.

[02:06:09] Turning his attention now to Twitch chat.

[02:06:12] It's over.

[02:06:14] As it was promised, as it was always meant to be.

[02:06:24] Captain Israel waving goodbye to Twitch chat says, I'll see you when I ran.

[02:06:29] Oh, my God, what a maneuver from Captain Israel.

[02:06:39] Oh, my God, wait.

[02:06:40] It's Jason for his, oh my god, he's massive.

[02:06:47] Israel taking out trash bin, but Jerry locking onto this real.

[02:06:55] Wait, Jerry takes captain Israel out.

[02:06:59] A competitor has been eliminated.

[02:07:05] Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

[02:07:09] Gary's watching now. Nice finisher like Hannibal. Here comes Twitch Chat, proud favorite.

[02:07:20] 57 overall standing at 5 and a half feet. 112 pounds left.

[02:07:30] Jason. Eliminated. Wait, who took him out? I wasn't thinking of that one.

[02:07:36] Jason was a 99er and the ball gambles a 75er, which means you guys could have taken Captain

[02:07:44] Huzer off and you simply failed to do so.

[02:07:54] The milkman.

[02:07:55] There he is striking resemblance to drama.

[02:08:09] The milk band.

[02:08:10] Oh my god.

[02:08:11] Shut, take it out.

[02:08:12] Jesus.

[02:08:13] Nice try, buddy.

[02:08:14] has been eliminated.

[02:08:16] Nice try, buddy.

[02:08:21] Jerry rolling away.

[02:08:23] Blocking arms gets the, uh, oh.

[02:08:27] Oh my god, punchman.

[02:08:32] No, man, working like a Jerry.

[02:08:35] Look at those facts, ladies and gentlemen.

[02:08:38] If there ever was an Australian testament to skipping leg day, there he is.

[02:08:47] Fresh on smoke-o.

[02:08:50] Fresh in the ring.

[02:08:51] I feel so fucked up.

[02:08:52] Nice slam by Jerry.

[02:08:53] I think that was his finish there.

[02:08:54] Good shadow!

[02:08:55] I feel so fucked up.

[02:09:02] Nice slam by Jerry. I think that was his finish there.

[02:09:05] Good shadow!

[02:09:18] Jerry's got a manhandling punch man.

[02:09:21] Punch man, not a slouch either.

[02:09:25] As we will see, they're mind-jerk-hounters.

[02:09:47] It's John Halo!

[02:09:49] Is there just like a halo costume in the game?

[02:09:54] Cause that looks really good.

[02:10:06] Jerry buying time in the corner, Massachusetts working the arm of Shadow of the Hedgehog

[02:10:10] Says you will not have the chaos ever today.

[02:10:42] Shadow hitting nothing, but nothing.

[02:10:49] Oh my god, what a counter for necessary counter.

[02:10:59] Number 16.

[02:11:01] Haha, I'm sorry.

[02:11:05] You know the guy submitted that and was like, yeah, that's pretty good.

[02:11:08] I like that.

[02:11:12] I gotta mess cool bar on that, I don't know if I'm being honest.

[02:11:26] I feel like there were other haircuts that guy could have done with.

[02:11:29] Terrial limiting unfortunately.

[02:11:31] And who then has been eliminated?

[02:11:36] Super kick on to Master Chief by Sam, eliminated Jeff.

[02:11:40] Has been eliminated.

[02:11:43] Here is the most accurate ballerong

[02:11:45] in any Capcom game ever, actually.

[02:11:50] That is such a good ballerong.

[02:11:59] Boom.

[02:12:02] It's pandemonium in the ring.

[02:12:04] For right now, ladies and gentlemen,

[02:12:06] to thank tonight's sponsor, A-Pack, Kaisenab, Kaisenab

[02:12:17] School in Africa.

[02:12:20] Thank you both.

[02:12:21] Oh, and Mr. Beast. Jimmy Beast, everybody.

[02:12:36] Here comes true fan favorite, Lord.

[02:12:52] Lord showcasing its inhuman strength.

[02:13:05] Punch Man, Sol Maree didn't see me so tiny.

[02:13:12] Punch Man looking like a guy who slips on the PP at Costco for the settlement money.

[02:13:21] for 19-3.

[02:13:31] Bowser looking for a shot and can't find one.

[02:13:34] I'm gesturing at somebody off-screen.

[02:13:36] We can see.

[02:13:38] They never got a...

[02:13:39] He's going to go for it again.

[02:13:40] Must be the Mokeman.

[02:13:43] Mokeman does not give a fuck.

[02:13:44] Actually, he's just kind of staring him down right now.

[02:13:48] I believe Bowser's... nope.

[02:13:50] Still up there. Maybe some sort of...

[02:13:52] Bowser's still taunting for the top road. Get down, please.

[02:13:58] Do something.

[02:14:03] He did something. We just missed it.

[02:14:07] Nice moon-salt by Freerim.

[02:14:12] Or beat the fuck out of Freerim. Basebuster.

[02:14:16] Punchman, turning his attention to board.

[02:14:18] Don't want to get punched by Punch Man. Good thing he's only going for kicks right now.

[02:14:24] Reverse to Mike Lorre on the Punch Man.

[02:14:27] Oh my god. Some kind of finisher on the free run there. The leg goes flying.

[02:14:33] The shatter with a finisher on the Valorant.

[02:14:36] But, uh, Milkman punching Punch Man on the road.

[02:14:40] He is not aware of what's happening right around him.

[02:14:43] Shoved him out of the ring. Punch Man eliminated.

[02:14:45] Has Bandy living a competitor? Has Bandy living a competitor?

[02:14:51] A lot. I don't know what that move is called.

[02:14:59] Shadow flipping into nothing again. That's the third time I've seen him do that.

[02:15:04] Going for Mouser. So is Milkman.

[02:15:07] Crayon whips Shadow into the corner. Slow aura walks up to him.

[02:15:12] The shadows a week plus in only 75 free room in 91.

[02:15:16] And when someone comes to the assistance of Shadow here,

[02:15:18] I think they're eliminated.

[02:15:20] Don't kick my Gorkman to Bowser.

[02:15:22] Look at him on the road. Stunned.

[02:15:24] Sins takes him out.

[02:15:26] Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

[02:15:28] They move. I've never seen before.

[02:15:34] Uh-oh.

[02:15:36] Shadow returning the favorite free room now.

[02:15:38] It's almost a power bomb on to Bowser.

[02:15:40] I know that, because John Cena did it to me many times.

[02:15:42] Power kick.

[02:15:44] Back of the head of the war.

[02:15:46] Fortunately, Glove's brain is actually in his stomach,

[02:15:50] such as the strange anatomy of the salient creature, Smiles.

[02:15:55] That was just a world-nullery, my friend.

[02:16:01] Or one Sonic character falls and other rises.

[02:16:03] of course changing his name to

[02:16:09] smiles after having his other

[02:16:11] tail cut off fans will ask why

[02:16:16] are you smiling you lost your

[02:16:17] tail and smiles will say you

[02:16:22] want to know how I got these

[02:16:24] out these scars. Elmo. Oh my God, I forgot how muscular he was. Holy shit. The red

[02:16:41] meaning. Sainsa's tried that move multiple times and that was the first time I've seen

[02:16:49] Oh my, a finisher on Elmo, immediately freer than recognizing the threat here.

[02:16:58] Reminder, the winner of this match will join Early Access and a Jagd team match against

[02:17:10] Satan and the Elvis Crusher.

[02:17:17] All right, come on, Charisable.

[02:17:20] Or a switch that calls him the Ritler.

[02:17:26] Barb gets countered by Elbow.

[02:17:33] Super kick on to Charis soon to come to mind.

[02:17:35] Sad things about me.

[02:17:38] Holy moly.

[02:17:39] Has been eliminated.

[02:17:41] Lucho Luncho my personal favorite

[02:17:47] sponsor limited by Bowser and Sam

[02:17:51] Lucho Luncho look at that jumpy dude

[02:17:55] I was there so please be

[02:18:10] really working on it. She's

[02:18:12] taking on some of the strongest

[02:18:13] competitors in tonight's big

[02:18:15] money cash. Delta Bills Royal

[02:18:17] Rumble Extreme 4 or 3 or 5

[02:18:21] A competitor has been eliminated.

[02:18:24] Sands out.

[02:18:25] Lucho Lucho looking for an opportunity

[02:18:27] of bringing Aaron and Elmo working together.

[02:18:30] That was a good thing to do his feet, finally.

[02:18:32] Lucho canber.

[02:18:33] That was returning to Elmo.

[02:18:35] Reconvination.

[02:18:36] Lucho on to Lucho Lucho.

[02:18:38] Number 24, Pepsi Man.

[02:18:41] Out of the ropes, going out.

[02:18:43] Elmo takes the lead, unfortunately.

[02:18:45] A competitor has been eliminated.

[02:18:47] Pepsi Man looking extremely small

[02:18:49] in comparison to Elmo. Lucho Lucho's BDL looking fantastic in this light.

[02:19:01] Nice move saw on the career now. That's a good taking Lucho out.

[02:19:05] out.

[02:19:13] So that's a no. Pepsi is not okay.

[02:19:18] Oh Megalol. Oh Megalol.

[02:19:22] Bows are eliminated a couple of moments ago and now in comes the ring. Bows left.

[02:19:26] Look at the neck of Elmo.

[02:19:36] That's the neck that might even be the most powerful man to wrap his hands around.

[02:19:50] Here comes Lady Elizabeth.

[02:19:52] I'm not sure if it's a real wrestler or not, which I'll let you eliminate in the future.

[02:20:00] I mean, I suppose that's an appropriate wrestling attire, although on the ropes right now by

[02:20:12] Blue channel.

[02:20:26] Only for Elba.

[02:20:28] He has to begin to get lucky this time.

[02:20:30] They're under 27.

[02:20:31] I don't think it's going to be enough.

[02:20:42] Don't for the very dangerous Lucho Luncho right now, he's hit him 10 times, surprising.

[02:20:48] I'm on the ropes. Elizabeth, look at her elimination here.

[02:20:52] This one, she stands there doing something. Going to the other ropes now.

[02:20:57] Good work, cameraman.

[02:21:00] Help her, help her, help her. Oh my God. Wait, it's gone.

[02:21:06] There exists a possibility early access and God could team up tonight against Sheet and the Belgis Crusher.

[02:21:21] Maybe plays his cards right.

[02:21:27] Everybody's on ropes. Not good.

[02:21:32] Holy fuck. Teleports on the bowser.

[02:21:36] It can also be early access of DSP.

[02:21:41] Man, man.

[02:21:47] Of course, while there's literally nothing happening on screen, I would like to take a moment to thank tonight's sponsor.

[02:22:06] Airspace, is that a Lockheed mark?

[02:22:11] Lockheed mark, take it tonight.

[02:22:30] Who just got eliminated?

[02:22:34] That's a man. Good runes. Elizabeth takes GSB out.

[02:22:39] Okay.

[02:22:43] Holy shit.

[02:22:46] Nice DDT on Elizabeth by God.

[02:22:49] Because I will not be tempted.

[02:22:59] Elizabeth out of here by the mo.

[02:23:04] A competitor has been eliminated.

[02:23:08] Normally you would root for an underdog in this scenario.

[02:23:11] However, between Satan and the Pelvis Crusher,

[02:23:14] the Pelvis Crusher eliminated 13 people himself.

[02:23:19] Yesterday, Gurley is going to need a strong teammate.

[02:23:24] Come on on top.

[02:23:25] Oh my god. What a combo. God, it's not doing so well. Oh no.

[02:23:48] Oh, we picked the shitty gojo.

[02:23:55] Aw man, is that the bandana on his eyes.

[02:24:01] Team Move Gojo.

[02:24:06] Who am I going to Lucho Lancho teammate here?

[02:24:09] I mean I'm down with it dude.

[02:24:12] He's been killing it.

[02:24:13] This has been in a long time too.

[02:24:19] Jesus Christ.

[02:24:26] That's like spirit Halloween, Gero Gero.

[02:24:30] You gonna get it? Oh my god, nice.

[02:24:32] Okay, he's working the ring right now.

[02:24:43] Alma has his Halo 2 Over Shield active right now.

[02:24:47] Be careful.

[02:25:02] you

[02:25:32] you

[02:26:02] you

[02:26:32] you

[02:27:02] you

[02:27:32] you

[02:28:02] you

[02:28:32] you

[02:29:02] you

[02:29:32] you

[02:30:02] you

[02:30:32] you

[02:31:02] You

[02:31:32] yes that is jaundice ladies and gentlemen yes that is what looking straight

[02:31:46] out of resident evil nine it's his music what a fucking freak

[02:32:02] Fucking absolute filth.

[02:32:11] Goddamn bastard.

[02:32:14] What a freaking freak of nature.

[02:32:28] I hate looking at him.

[02:32:35] Is that the gold dust walkout?

[02:32:41] I think so, but I don't know.

[02:32:43] It's been so long.

[02:32:44] It is gold.

[02:32:45] Yeah, it is the gold dust.

[02:32:46] Oh my god.

[02:32:47] Yeah, it is the goal, doesn't it?

[02:32:57] Oh my god.

[02:33:08] The roast, dude. What the fuck?

[02:33:11] Oh my god.

[02:33:17] And from the pits of hell, weighing in at 396 pounds,

[02:33:26] PON DEVIL!

[02:33:28] Holy fuck, dude.

[02:33:31] And then, of course, allowing several of the whale rumble

[02:33:34] participants to participate.

[02:33:38] And the crowd of hell.

[02:33:41] Those names, of course, including Hollywood Hook and Scorpion.

[02:33:47] First Benoit.

[02:33:52] Donald Trump.

[02:33:59] And Freeran.

[02:34:04] Holy shit.

[02:34:09] Now, ladies and gentlemen, I forget what the objective of a table's letters and chair's matches.

[02:34:14] of chairs matches however this is the first of three matches potentially

[02:34:17] you determine the greatest

[02:34:32] yeah puts it with the rich hair

[02:34:39] really

[02:34:44] Table. What's up on the thing above the ring, though?

[02:34:49] Elvis Crusher going for the ladder here.

[02:34:53] Elvis jumping out to stop him.

[02:34:56] Elvis, probably the only creature or roster that might be able to stand toe-to-toe with this beast.

[02:35:02] I don't get worked over by Satan in the ring right now. It's not good for him, man.

[02:35:14] there it is. Oh, going for the ladder making himself useful. It's countered by the Pelvis

[02:35:26] Crusher. Elbow tries to save, misses. Pelvis Crusher. Oh my god, Elbow falls onto the

[02:35:31] ladder there. Not a gentle landing at all. Saved with the stump to the chest there.

[02:35:39] especially already setting up the ladder it seems like team evil is a well on

[02:35:45] their way to success here

[02:35:47] not a fellow has to be the same about it

[02:35:52] they're going for Earl, they might be a little out of his league here

[02:35:57] of legends

[02:36:00] several clubs in the back of Earl

[02:36:02] Elvis immediately going, oh my God.

[02:36:07] Satan is literally covering the pelvis pressure right now as he reaches for...

[02:36:11] Earl, stop, he's the grab! He's gonna pull it, he's gonna push it over!

[02:36:15] Oh, those coverings.

[02:36:17] Wait.

[02:36:19] Oh my God, how much stops up?

[02:36:22] Satan fucks off for some reason.

[02:36:24] I'm not quite sure why.

[02:36:32] Elvis going back up.

[02:36:34] Can't do any damage if he's on top of that ladder at least.

[02:36:45] Elmo in the roughs again.

[02:36:47] That was some crazy athleticism.

[02:36:50] Quick combo by Earl.

[02:36:52] Probably gonna get some work done.

[02:36:54] This regard, he gets countered.

[02:36:56] Elvis Crusher.

[02:36:58] Oh my god.

[02:36:59] He pelvis crushed.

[02:37:00] There it is. Jesus Christ.

[02:37:13] Pelvis Crusher full HP, indeed.

[02:37:19] Earl is not. Oh my god, another Pelvis Crusher as well.

[02:37:23] Well, that's almost pressure literally solo carrying right now.

[02:37:30] I'm going to interrupt some for getting interrupt by sitting himself.

[02:37:37] We're all going to push the ladder over now.

[02:37:41] Ambitious.

[02:37:47] You might not have the upper body strength to move that 600 pound behemoth.

[02:37:52] Stop giving up, Earl. Please.

[02:37:57] What the fuck?

[02:38:00] Dude, Satan sat down in the commentary booth. He gave up. He didn't even have to fight.

[02:38:07] Are we doomed? Humanity?

[02:38:10] Fuckin' Earl, man.

[02:38:20] You're a big-money Cash-Dull-a-Bills Royal Rumble Extreme champion.

[02:38:27] Get a grip.

[02:38:29] Look, Satan's literally over there hanging out with a commentator.

[02:38:36] Oh my god, they're un-fucking-stomable, man.

[02:38:46] Ugh.

[02:38:52] Brothers in arms.

[02:38:59] Two star men.

[02:39:04] All right, Satan and Pelvis Crusher won early access an Elmo zero

[02:39:13] Now for my favorite Helen a cell baby

[02:39:18] On smack down

[02:39:22] What is Iron Man

[02:39:34] Time limit with scoring. We're not gonna do that.

[02:39:40] What do you pin or submission?

[02:39:45] Uh, classic sell.

[02:39:57] 60-minute Iron Man match.

[02:40:04] Anything goes inside a towering 20-foot cell.

[02:40:12] Satan.

[02:40:20] And Pelvis Crusher versus...

[02:40:35] I can just do this. Early access. And Helmow. Tornado tag team helmess signal.

[02:40:58] Every time I see this intro, it makes me physically ill, ladies and gentlemen, just remembering

[02:41:15] what this thing has done to so many people in the van.

[02:41:23] The number of Pelvis is...

[02:41:39] The number of Pelvis is destroyed by this thing.

[02:41:44] Double digits.

[02:41:48] His weight?

[02:41:49] quadruple digits, the mountain, a veritable perpetual motion machine, the Veldis Crusher.

[02:42:08] Once he starts, he does not stop.

[02:42:19] And here's teammate.

[02:42:25] The Lord of Darkness, but also the Satan from the Tenacious Deep Rig of Disney Movie.

[02:42:38] So, I turned to the ring like he owns it because he does.

[02:42:51] The Pelvis Crusher is rumored to actually serve Satan as a result of a blood pact that gained

[02:42:57] the Pelvis Crusher all of his immense power.

[02:43:05] instrument of Satan's desire you are two and trumpet heroes have what it takes to

[02:43:19] stop the Lord of darkness and his monster

[02:43:35] I

[02:44:05] Bro is diverse with the stains.

[02:44:15] We had to get diverse with it.

[02:44:20] We're going to skip on that because this isn't even a trial.

[02:44:23] Unfortunately, the cell goes down and our intrepid heroes face down the forces of

[02:44:28] evil who will emerge supreme.

[02:44:34] access finally get his legs in and run counter counter yourself big man

[02:44:42] here we go you gotta stop him

[02:44:49] oh no we changed the camera angle here

[02:45:04] Oh yeah.

[02:45:05] Change FLB?

[02:45:06] I think it can.

[02:45:07] Oh, there we go.

[02:45:08] Nice.

[02:45:09] Next.

[02:45:10] Now, I'm gonna aim for the left.

[02:45:11] Let's go.

[02:45:12] Alright.

[02:45:13] I'm down.

[02:45:14] That's right.

[02:45:15] One, two.

[02:45:16] Three, four, three.

[02:45:17] Up, down, up.

[02:45:18] Nice.

[02:45:19] There it is.

[02:45:20] Oh yeah.

[02:45:21] Change FLB?

[02:45:22] I think it can.

[02:45:23] Oh, there we go.

[02:45:24] Oh, yeah.

[02:45:25] Change FLB?

[02:45:26] I think it can.

[02:45:27] Oh, there we go.

[02:45:28] Can we actually make it?

[02:45:29] Oh, yeah.

[02:45:30] Nice.

[02:45:31] Perfect.

[02:45:38] Little bit more, little bit more.

[02:45:41] Tired of looking to that cage.

[02:45:44] Good, good, good, good.

[02:45:51] Sitting on the ring.

[02:45:53] Early access heading to take advantage.

[02:45:57] Stay to the counter, they're all still kind of fresh.

[02:46:04] Oh my god.

[02:46:06] Look at that disgusting skid mark on the back of that creature.

[02:46:10] I don't know, getting worked to the ring right now. That is not good.

[02:46:14] Not good, big man.

[02:46:24] Boom.

[02:46:26] Okay, hitting some work started. No reversal from Satan yet.

[02:46:33] Might actually get a stun here on the Lord of Darkness.

[02:46:39] Oh my god, what a combo!

[02:46:42] Holy fucking shit. Then the counter finally comes out because the AI cheats.

[02:46:50] Little winded now.

[02:46:52] Satan going for the table!

[02:46:55] What a get in the ring!

[02:47:04] Well he's gone now.

[02:47:07] Elmo is actually getting fucking smashed right now.

[02:47:10] Also he got pelvis crushing.

[02:47:15] Oh my god it kicks out. I have Horton kick out by Elmo.

[02:47:22] Now, as exciting as this tag team match is, let's not forget the true champion of big

[02:47:33] money cash dollar bills, Royal Rumble Extreme Circuit, the Grand High Witch.

[02:47:44] Where does she fit in?

[02:47:45] What does Earl do?

[02:47:46] Get up.

[02:47:47] Roughly getting away there.

[02:47:48] there. Oh, going for an early pin. Bad call, my man. Looking like another pelvis

[02:47:57] crusher on the uh, to yield Elmo here. Oooooooh! Elmo looking completely spent.

[02:48:12] They're gonna double team elbow in the middle.

[02:48:20] Work around my elbow.

[02:48:22] Very nice.

[02:48:24] Actually, it's a bit started here.

[02:48:28] Nope, I'm gonna grab the air.

[02:48:32] Get close, slide from behind.

[02:48:35] Meanwhile, our disgusting hero

[02:48:40] finally rises from his ten year nap in the corner.

[02:48:50] Boo!

[02:48:52] That had to hurt!

[02:48:59] I have steam camera angle.

[02:49:06] Oh, wait. That's his finisher.

[02:49:09] Broke it's his finisher on the fucking Thomas Crusher!

[02:49:13] Hello, my perfect! Hello, my perfect!

[02:49:20] What the hell just happened?

[02:49:22] What is this replay?

[02:49:29] Here are your winners! Big, funny, hurl, e-axe, and two!

[02:49:38] I mean, have you seen a more detailed character than us?

[02:49:46] Oh, yeah.

[02:49:47] I think I've really used the character creation in this game to its maximum potential.

[02:49:55] All right, and, okay, we're tied one to one.

[02:50:00] Do not expect them to win.

[02:50:04] So you know that means, buddy, the casket match.

[02:50:12] It's a one on one.

[02:50:20] We're going to do early access versus Satan, I think.

[02:50:34] yep

[02:50:45] I wish I could like schedule run-ins and stuff

[02:50:51] Why not say tan

[02:50:56] All right evenly matched

[02:50:59] Evenly matched.

[02:51:06] You came in universe mode?

[02:51:10] I'm far too lazy.

[02:51:12] Early access versus Satan.

[02:51:13] Casket match.

[02:51:14] What's up with the pirate theme?

[02:51:22] Hello?

[02:51:25] He's making his way to the ring from Jacksonville, Florida, playing in 599 pounds.

[02:51:32] He's so happy to be there.

[02:51:42] Home crowd for Earl?

[02:51:43] Wait, is this in Florida?

[02:51:48] Oh, it's a Tampa.

[02:51:54] hometown hero baby our hero versus the mastermind the king of little st. James

[02:52:13] Highland

[02:52:16] Warp profit here extreme

[02:52:18] from the piss of hell. We're in 396 pounds. Oh, devil.

[02:52:28] Yo.

[02:52:30] You still got it, indeed.

[02:52:42] He still got that absolutely disgusting evil demeanor.

[02:52:58] Satan wins got to delete her old no

[02:53:06] They go anonymous for giving a sub to pelvis crusher

[02:53:15] There are no pinfalls submissions disqualifications or countouts the only way to win it's for a superstars of force their opponent

[02:53:24] inside of the casket after closing the casket let's shut the remaining superstar will be

[02:53:31] declared the winner. There it is. Let the match begin.

[02:53:42] Alrighty. Is this a real thing? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[02:53:54] Satan's starting with an immediate series of stomparoos.

[02:54:16] Body splashed by Satan on the Earl.

[02:54:17] Earl is such a jobber, man.

[02:54:19] You know, we even tuned his AI a little bit.

[02:54:27] This guy is a bum, dude.

[02:54:30] This guy's a jabroni, man.

[02:54:36] I would've countered that.

[02:54:39] Satan taunting to get him to stand,

[02:54:42] going for another grapple, remaining uncountered,

[02:54:44] even still already setting up with the casket.

[02:54:48] nice reversal by Earl, hold on a sec,

[02:54:50] might be he can finally get some work done here.

[02:54:54] Nope.

[02:54:57] Reminder, they are both 88 overall.

[02:55:05] Excuse me.

[02:55:08] I believe this is no disqualification.

[02:55:18] Now, ladies and gentlemen, that isn't spinach on his back, by the way.

[02:55:25] It would appear that Early Access has shit himself.

[02:55:33] Absolutely vile.

[02:55:38] Whoa.

[02:55:40] absolutely vile.

[02:55:45] Boo!

[02:55:50] The wrestling empire shit mechanic was pete.

[02:55:54] I've heard how wide it would happen, but yeah.

[02:55:57] We got thrown out of the ring and shit ourselves.

[02:56:05] That was a good one.

[02:56:07] Oh, if you drank milk.

[02:56:10] Erla actually gets to work down here. He's probably going to get winded though, hopefully backs off.

[02:56:14] He probably won't though, because he's a fucking moron.

[02:56:17] Wait, he's taking him to the casket. Disregard, he's getting countered.

[02:56:20] Winded now. Cannot do any counters himself for a brief period.

[02:56:26] Satan immediately taking advantage.

[02:56:31] Let's get a counter, buddy.

[02:56:32] Thank you.

[02:56:37] The fate of humanity.

[02:56:40] resting on the shoulders of this disgusting slimy jaundiced man

[02:56:48] can he do it

[02:56:53] is he gonna go for the cassette yes Satan fighting back mightily

[02:57:01] Oh, what the fuck just happened?

[02:57:13] Satan going for a kendo stick?

[02:57:19] Actually it's just tax.

[02:57:21] Just kidding.

[02:57:27] Earl can use those to his advantage. He doesn't have shoes on however so this

[02:57:32] could be extremely bad. Nice counter by Earl. Oh my god. Financial body slam.

[02:57:39] Oh it throws him on a cask. Not what I would have done. Do not go on the top rope.

[02:57:46] Thank you.

[02:57:49] RP walk by uh earlier.

[02:57:57] This move always gets countered by the way. Wait, does it ever move?

[02:58:09] Oh my god, nice fucking taunt. That was sick. What's the point of those caltrops?

[02:58:16] Hey, Roll's actually kind of fucking owning right now. He's about to hit him with a mandible claw.

[02:58:20] Now he's jumping! Oh, he gets countered.

[02:58:27] I like the Prince of Darkness needed that one.

[02:58:36] Jesus.

[02:58:40] You have to counter this, Roll, otherwise you are done zone, my man.

[02:58:44] Nope.

[02:58:45] That's two finishers in a row.

[02:58:52] Is he gonna get a third one?

[02:58:55] Nope.

[02:58:56] It's not over yet, ladies and gentlemen.

[02:59:02] Still has to do some setup here.

[02:59:04] We're not really sure where he's going.

[02:59:07] Could be walking over to Booker T to congratulate him on a storied career on commentary.

[02:59:11] Now he's just going to walk around the entire ring for some fucking reason.

[02:59:15] They're all running to beat him.

[02:59:19] Oof.

[02:59:20] Into the steel steps.

[02:59:25] They're actually aluminum by the way, I think.

[02:59:31] I don't think you can military cross Satan, Kenny.

[02:59:35] Look at the upper body strength of early access.

[02:59:40] of bottles of Mountain Dew hoisted by this creature expelled out of his things

[02:59:45] are on up his back oh my god I can smell him from here

[02:59:57] pick him up

[03:00:00] Oh my god, he's gonna put him in.

[03:00:04] Might actually have him this time.

[03:00:09] It's the Prince of Darkest strong enough to fight off the lid of this heavy casket.

[03:00:15] He is not only as he collides with Earl's face and causes him to bleed,

[03:00:21] now he's more of farming in the middle of the ring.

[03:00:24] Another finisher by Satan here. You gotta reverse this, my man.

[03:00:28] But he won't! He never does!

[03:00:35] Oh no.

[03:00:37] He's gonna throw over the rope into the ring for the casket.

[03:00:41] Uh oh.

[03:00:43] Oh, Earl.

[03:00:45] Earl, Earl, Earl.

[03:00:48] Earl, Earl, Earl.

[03:00:53] Oh please. You have to, buddy.

[03:00:56] This can't be the end of your story.

[03:01:00] Earl, I spent $150 on you.

[03:01:05] No!

[03:01:14] The Prince of Darkness!

[03:01:21] Dragging early access to hell!

[03:01:26] What ladies and gentlemen Satan must still contend with one creature beyond the purview

[03:01:47] He would have his evil sorcery!

[03:01:49] Here is your winner!

[03:01:51] POTENTIAL!

[03:01:58] The Grand High Witch and the current champion of cash money, big dollar bills...

[03:02:08] What kind of match though?

[03:02:11] Let's do a brawl, dude.

[03:02:12] Fuck it.

[03:02:14] For the belt.

[03:02:17] we're going there

[03:02:29] okay

[03:02:35] I made this song by the way for undisputed champion

[03:02:43] The Grand High Witch versus Satan oh my god

[03:03:13] There it is.

[03:03:16] I wonder if they do intros on this map. I don't think so. Nope.

[03:03:20] They're gonna like shitty Mortal Kombat characters.

[03:03:25] Alrighty.

[03:03:29] Some of you may recall the, uh, the ball-crushing heels of the Grand High Witch upon Donald

[03:03:35] Trump's, uh, 10 pole-afflicted balls.

[03:03:40] Some of you may recall minutes ago, when Satan sealed away early access once and for all.

[03:03:56] I think the two are simply flirting with each other.

[03:04:00] Now, if you are unaware, the location we have picked is on the island, no, not Little

[03:04:30] St. James, but rather the island.

[03:04:38] I like the campy music they got on this shit.

[03:04:44] Quick combo by the Grand High Witch DDT into the grass going for a pin for some stupid

[03:04:48] fucking reason.

[03:04:49] Gets kicked out of instantly before one.

[03:04:52] Grandpa by Satan.

[03:04:56] The Grand High Witch clawing his eyes out, fighting dirty Satan would be proud.

[03:05:04] Boom.

[03:05:05] Cross the body chop.

[03:05:07] Where is the Grand High Witch going, I wonder?

[03:05:10] She's going for a chair.

[03:05:14] Gets the hit, not bad.

[03:05:18] Oh my god.

[03:05:19] Wait, she's actually gonna work it right out.

[03:05:21] She taunts for stamina.

[03:05:25] No counter.

[03:05:26] This could be Satan's finisher. I'm not quite sure. That is, but she counters it!

[03:05:32] Oh my God, shoves her over. I got... like an infant.

[03:05:38] Quick reversal. Wins the High Witch, however.

[03:05:42] Now, me personally, I'm not quite seen in AI that fights as tactically as the Grand High Witch, so I would be interested to see...

[03:05:50] what her settings are.

[03:05:52] Earl, for example, will just walk at someone until he gets...

[03:06:22] you

[03:06:52] you

[03:07:22] you

[03:07:52] you

[03:08:22] you

[03:08:52] of

[03:09:02] all right

[03:09:14] What is DSP's intro, I wonder?

[03:09:28] Let's see.

[03:09:34] They gave him the Bray Wyatt intro.

[03:09:57] I don't know who's intro this is.

[03:10:01] Oh!

[03:10:08] Holy fuck.

[03:10:22] Kyle Williams, everybody.

[03:10:27] Immediately getting work on the over shield of pelvis crusher pelvis crusher effectively

[03:10:38] has three health bars.

[03:10:40] I don't know how or why.

[03:10:44] If anyone can make it work.

[03:10:47] It is the veteran.

[03:10:50] Now the Pelvis Crusher has to eliminate 10 people here.

[03:10:58] This is a bit cathartic for me as I had to do 20 today.

[03:11:04] And now I get to see the AI get absolutely fucking smoked.

[03:11:10] Kyle is fucking the Pelvis Crusher up dude.

[03:11:16] Stop trauma dumping sorry.

[03:11:18] Me some me some quick cover by guy any team the outside I remember when that

[03:11:27] wasn't covered in pussy mats for pussies they're getting counted out

[03:11:31] right now

[03:11:41] now wisely taking the kosher back to the ring I might have waited a little

[03:11:47] bit longer. Head-by-counter. They're a roll-up. The Pelvis Crusher mounting William Guile.

[03:12:04] Who is grandma acting as the referee tonight?

[03:12:17] Those cruiser effortlessly and agilely leaping over Gile somehow.

[03:12:22] She's about weighing 20,000 pounds.

[03:12:26] Holy fuck.

[03:12:29] What a splash.

[03:12:30] The toss is one of the top third buggles goes the ropes big boot to the face

[03:12:36] it all went Hollywood Hogan leg drop

[03:12:39] that's all you've got for God right now I'm gonna be honest

[03:12:44] oh no

[03:12:49] oh my god

[03:12:52] and it looks like ladies and gentlemen the pelvis crusher is merely getting started

[03:12:59] It's powered by Kyle. That was his finisher.

[03:13:04] Upper cut. Well played.

[03:13:09] Not a charge move.

[03:13:15] Okay, rolling around in his filth yet again.

[03:13:19] Hugging him from behind.

[03:13:24] Not really sure where he's going with him.

[03:13:26] and props to however loosely he did that though going for the angle lock hold up

[03:13:39] oh my god wait that's his finisher he's fighting back the disgusting feet of the

[03:13:46] pelvis crush in the face of guy william guile

[03:13:50] Nice outlook on the face.

[03:13:54] Grapple's up. Oh no.

[03:13:58] He's going for it ladies and gentlemen. Here it is.

[03:14:02] The pelvis crusher. Oh there it is.

[03:14:10] Into another pelvis crusher.

[03:14:14] I'll fix out easy peasy

[03:14:23] Why does the pelvis pressure look like a 400 pound Eric Andre?

[03:14:44] Nice counter by Gile.

[03:14:54] Wins himself doing that.

[03:14:55] Goes for the pin for some reason.

[03:14:57] The referees in this game take a super long time to start the pill, but I guess the minigame

[03:15:07] doesn't start until they begin counting.

[03:15:09] That was Kyle's finisher, ladies and gentlemen, which is extremely bad for the Pelvis Crusher.

[03:15:14] Got going for the pan of desperation right now.

[03:15:19] Oh my god.

[03:15:30] Kyle's actually not doing bad.

[03:15:34] referee wisely getting out of the way there drop kick to the stomach but not

[03:15:40] evaded there that's where they the most cushioned remains on this vile creature

[03:15:51] another pelvis pressure on the guy I'll let my be up

[03:15:58] how do you even kick out of something like that

[03:16:04] Ooh!

[03:16:08] It's him.

[03:16:12] It's Rick Grimes.

[03:16:18] Infected, Rick Grimes.

[03:16:21] Helmetscrusher immediately going for a Helmetscrusher.

[03:16:26] Ooh! My God!

[03:16:28] Not like this.

[03:16:31] Not like this.

[03:16:35] Tonight like it was before

[03:16:40] Nice camera

[03:16:53] That's 600 pounds of pure muscle ladies and gentlemen

[03:16:59] Another public's pressure on a Rick Rhyves. It's not good right now

[03:17:02] He's not even gonna pin him with his hands. No fucking way. Rick Rimes with 97 overall by the way. He just got smoked.

[03:17:13] Rick Rimes out dude.

[03:17:20] There he is. Doctor Death.

[03:17:32] arguably the only wrestler qualified to potentially do battle with the

[03:17:43] Belvis Crusher given that his stench is reported to be legendary. His gas mask of

[03:17:50] force preventing most noxious fumes from reaching his brain will it be enough

[03:17:58] Oh

[03:18:08] Honey oh wins himself countering and I'll get something started

[03:18:20] I'm steam from re2

[03:18:28] Okay. I think it says CM Punch moves.

[03:18:53] What are you doing?

[03:19:02] He's back at his feet!

[03:19:09] Into another pelvis crusher!

[03:19:18] You stupid fuck!

[03:19:25] Oh, he's back at his feet into another pelvis crusher. You stupid fuck

[03:19:34] Nice kick out

[03:19:40] We said that for a third one not good he counters desperately needed that

[03:19:50] Working the leg of the giant trading blows now

[03:19:55] Fighting desperately to make it to that helicopter.

[03:20:10] But who possesses the tenacity and I see it all the way through.

[03:20:15] Oh my God, the Pelvis Crusher of course does.

[03:20:24] Never mind, it's a full on brawl.

[03:20:28] Pelvis Crusher punching the face of his gas mask with any care in the world.

[03:20:39] He too might have played everyone.

[03:20:43] I think he's gonna spell the scratch boys.

[03:20:45] Ladies and gentlemen, no way.

[03:20:52] The hunk kicks out from the footpin,

[03:20:56] not allowing himself to be disrespected by the bees.

[03:21:02] Oh!

[03:21:13] Nice roll-up.

[03:21:17] Hump with the Irish whip, gets countered.

[03:21:20] He's in the corner now. Can he find his way out?

[03:21:23] Important that you do, my friend.

[03:21:26] Oh. He counters. He close-lines.

[03:21:35] Gesturing at the monster list. Killed countless wrestlers.

[03:21:40] Nice jumping. Glows live.

[03:21:44] Well, it's the recovery by the Belvis Crusher.

[03:21:48] Bits slapped the hunk's face.

[03:21:50] Wern't in the arm of the rope.

[03:21:53] That steel cord!

[03:21:57] Counter by hunk!

[03:21:59] He's down to the corner!

[03:22:01] He's walking away!

[03:22:03] He's washed!

[03:22:05] Oh my god, he's gonna do it again.

[03:22:07] He's going to do it again, he's winning though.

[03:22:13] He's going to do it a third time.

[03:22:29] Oh my god, the Hercarana.

[03:22:37] There's no way. He's about to stun the beast. I don't think I've ever seen the

[03:22:44] Pelvis pressure be stunned before. It's countered.

[03:22:51] Oh my god.

[03:22:59] That may be all she wrote for Hunk.

[03:23:03] Oh.

[03:23:04] No way.

[03:23:05] Oh.

[03:23:06] But the pelvis pressure immediately rises.

[03:23:18] Ignoring the stone! Not selling a single thing!

[03:23:26] Oh, he has one counter on, and you're in.

[03:23:34] Oh, my God!

[03:23:37] Oh, there it is!

[03:23:40] He's going for the pin.

[03:23:44] No way

[03:23:54] There's no fucking way

[03:24:04] Against all odds he walked to that ring the pelvis pressure had full HP

[03:24:14] Target eliminated.

[03:24:19] Holy fuck dude.

[03:24:28] Someone hired a mercenary to take the beast down dude.

[03:24:34] Holy fuck man.

[03:24:41] AHH!

[03:24:42] AHH!

[03:24:44] Alright, I'm done. I gotta take your shit.

[03:24:46] Good streak, everyone.

[03:24:47] Baff you up, and then you, and then you.

[03:24:51] Mmm!

[03:24:52] Mmm!

[03:24:55] See you guys Monday!