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The Finale. Cash Money Big Dolla Billz Extreme Infinite 7: Revengeance 2.
03-16-2026 · 7h 29m
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My mic was muted. Greetings salutation gamers of hell.
What is up?
Let me adjust my Cockrophone.
Terranis 6 for subbing.
Two-kind Valentine Magic Bananas Bro Dizzle Pork Bore The Real Gorg Iron Sparrow Thanks
Thanks for 7th, Reacted DLSS 5.
that permission to buy digimon cards that's on my wife go for it bro
you know when I first saw DLSS 5 my mind I was like this looks like in a
A picture generated by AI, it is generated by AI.
Calyskothics first seven?
Says your hair's still in my shower drain, impossible.
What hair?
I'm going to do a microphone test for you guys, are you guys ready?
I'm going to yell.
Okay.
Ah!
Did it cut out?
Okay.
Okay.
Ah!
Did it cut out?
It still cuts?
Holy fuck!
What about now?
What about now?
No, did it cut out?
Okay.
Throughout the dick cord ping?
I love dick.
Oh, rip it, let it play.
Send it.
Reminder to self-administer a copy enema today for the most godly a shit of your life
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do a microphone test for quick. Hang on. Are you guys ready?
I'm gonna yell
Okay, okay
Gonna cut out
Soy yell, let's hear you yell dude.
Y'all feel like penis?
Am I a Masayoshi Tanaka fan? Absolutely.
At Grock, who is Masayoshi Tanaka?
Oh, the guitar man!
Lampic guitar man.
I got some Jersey Mike's number five on my mouse, hang on.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo!
you
I was looking at Twitter, the Jeff Kaplan glaze is hard right now.
It is hard right now.
Big glaze.
Big fucking glaze dude.
Who?
Jeff Kaplan?
Let's be clear.
Jeff Kaplan, but listen to this tweet. Jeff Kaplan just did his first ever Twitch stream,
10 hours of raw unfiltered gameplay of his new game, The Legend of California. He installed
OBS the night before. No polish. No PR team. Just a guy who used to fill arenas at BlizzCon
now streaming from his house. Sounds like a guy. Who knows though? Maybe a human did
right that.
You know, Jeff Cullinan,
gamers of course, as games they haven't played, shut the fuck up.
An opinion I hold and I've had and have held.
Chatter says sounds like you indeed, indeed.
Indeed.
Didn't you hate E33 before you played it?
No, I hated you guys talking about E33. There's a difference.
And then I transitioned into trying to rage bait you guys by saying absolutely untrue false things about that game.
There's a coping mechanism.
We can break wait we can be 2k they should be what's up appreciate that
That was the aoe2 show match today as I am a big aoe2 fan
We locked arms by the way he smelled nice
I could make this song easy red.
Okay, is there like a website I can go to where I can make a song?
What chord is the song in?
A2?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, who just said?
I am unprepared.
Thanks for God subbing.
Thank you.
I am unprepared.
Incredibox.com.
Try web version.
Stupid idiot 69 and he is one shot.
Thanks for 999 subbing.
We got a first-time chatter and chat lesbian Gimli says focus in affirmative
Think back at sniffer e-gip e-gip e-gip chin. Thanks for something
And Raiden Phoenix says for something sorry I got some sperm in my throat
this is not what I thought would have
the
was just singing monsters
I hope you have fun.
You'll mind if a young blood fixes his hair real quick?
I brush my hair. I do. Every day, every day.
Binary piano.
Like, why isn't there just like a website that has like
a track? And then I can just get instruments and then fill the track with the instruments
Like like FL Studio.
I still feel like downloading it, dude.
Soundtrap.
Read my reset.
I'm going to go back to the
boot up Kaiser Pokemon Platinum
young blood big M.
Young blood.
This kind of sounds like music
you would hear in a supermarket.
Now I love supermarket James.
Deadlock needs you.
No, they know they do not.
Hello.
Do I sound OK?
I'm like, like, so I figure out why my my mic cuts out.
And that's because mechanically.
This microphone.
When there's enough wind or air pushed into it, it like shuts down, it like chokes it out pretty much.
There's nothing to do with like...
Like my obis settings and stuff.
Hey Moon, how do you handle your arfid about food that doesn't come from a Jersey Mike's?
Stank breath broke mic. No, it's air.
Just had the disclosure of biting into a mushroom in my breakfast burrito.
I'm sorry. That's not a DLSS-5 shit.
It's embarrassing, I think.
It's uncanny, that's what it is.
It's uncanny, dude.
In that video that the chatter link, there's like a starfield section?
Bro.
Brother.
Yes, this video.
Announcing NVIDIA DOSUS 5.
I'm watching the video right now.
I've had enough of a pleasant listening Japanese guitar man, I think.
The video blog has a Hogwarts pick, MFH 20 years in DLSS 5.
OK, it's the it's the one after that.
Or it's like the two two characters from the start of the game,
like staring at the screen.
That that was the uncanny one for me.
That one right there.
Blow that shit up.
What are you looking at?
Hey, the fuck what the fuck are you looking at, brother?
Do not look at me like that. You are a computer. You are a program on a computer, my man.
Everything looks like a YouTube thumbnail. You're playing Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous,
Not on stream
Imagine how that food again you saw a couple of days ago will look like what it will look like with the DLSS
You know me talking about that guy clipped like gig out of contest context by the way
What was the context? I was browsing new games on steam and like a minute before that I said
Why is there always porn on my fucking steam front page? It's how do they release so many born games?
And then like I stopped browsing because I'm browsing on this my first monitor
chats on my second monitor
And so is my browser, so you know I'm thinking subscribers and I'm reading chat messages and then I said, you know
It's funny I've got this on one monitor and then on my other one
I've got the femboy getting dp'd or whatever do you know what I mean?
But it was clipped in a way that like implied that like that's what I constantly have on my screen
I got two monitors okay, yeah
On the right is my browser I see guile flex in the specs
I see OBS. I saw the clip that the guards pulled up. I see you guys on my left
I am literally seeing a fanboy getting double penetrated and blasted with spur
no context
so there of course there's a guy in the commenters like this guy's a fucking
Master bait goonerman all he does is talk about penis and master bait
Nay traveler
Nay nay
guys yes yes check out the new starship troopers game
yo why does this have an FMV tag
there's not FMV in this
They got the caster of NDM to do FMV stuff.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, that's cool.
The downside is that I have to play a shitty boomer shooter, though.
You know what I mean?
Hard.
Pass.
New accumulator game.
game. Kimulators on cooldown, push up. I don't want that guy to think we're making fun of them.
You know what I mean? And you guys are making fun of him. I'm appreciating the art he's putting
out into the world. You guys are making fun of him. See, it's different. It's different, right?
because I have a document document history of appreciating FMV games, played dozens of dozens.
But the guy in chat named fucking foreskin annihilator when he says this guy is fucking cringe
and I hate him. It's different. It's different.
any Chinese proverb to start the stream yeah hold up I got you bro ancient Chinese music
Give me a topic. Give me a topic. We're not going to do poop or fem boys. DLSS 5.
Alright, I'm going to hit you. I'm going to hit you with some wisdom. Okay. Why is
visit elder brother that we use our video games to escape reality and yet fresh on our
heels is a glaring reminder of that very same institution.
That doesn't rhyme. I know.
Was there anything else to that?
What else needs to be said?
Mayhaps you deserve DLSS-5 chatter.
Maybe you deserve DLSS-5.
Maybe you need those blanks filled by that powerful generative AI engine.
Those empty spots in your imagination.
Filling like holes in the sand at the beach.
Maybe you need that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Mboy sweat glistens like fallen dew sweat falling around their thick and thighs. It is gay, but it is peak.
Is that what you wanted? Is that what you wanted?
Now that's what I'm talking about.
You've never been Minecraft on stream. Not true. I did beat Minecraft.
You know what I mean, like the burnt peanut, he gets the goop, he gets the goop, he gets
What's the goop?
The Israeli peanut guys, guys, he's not a Mossad agent dude.
You can't just call everyone you don't like a Mossad agent.
Okay.
Can't call him Tel Aviv peanut.
Yes, we can.
Yeah, I mean, I guess you're right.
You can do that if you want.
His viewers were promised 3,000 years ago.
What's your code word if Masad got you?
Yeah, I'll just say the N word.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Jeffrey X. How was that for yelling, by the way?
You cut out.
That was good.
OK, really, I got to be mindful of the mic's position.
But I think we're good.
I think we're good.
I'm literally not.
I'm not even speaking directly into it right now.
What up, poop lover 73?
Hope you're having a great day, my man.
I move away from the mic to breathe. No, in my case, I move away from the mic to yell like a fucking moron.
Will I be putting on for my city today? I put on.
Ooh, by young GZ, dude.
I thought this was by, uh...
Drake.
He grope, he's just GZ now?
Word?
Work, work, but Javster happy birthday my man.
My birthday is like three days.
I just realized that.
the big 45 yep the big 57 dude
I have to hang out with my GF's cat while she's out of town okay well you'll
pull me up on the phone okay does your cat not like it when you turn the TV on
Bro, I straight up do not know how chatters watch Twitch if they do not have Twitch Turbo.
How do you guys do it?
block. Based. Based. You're dead inside. You have no ads in your shitty country. Nice.
Congrats. What country may I ask? Just say yourself, that's awesome, man. Thanks for
let me know. It's not Iran. Ukraine. So, I'll marry that guy, get him out of there.
Green card him.
Marry him yourself, coward.
No.
No, that's for me in Russia.
It's probably canceled as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We put the DLSS-5 filter on the stream yet. No. Kanye's still the goat. Bro, I don't
mean to be mean to Kanye because he clearly has like a learning disability. But these
bars, I swear to God, could be written by any 14-year-old in the world. Straight up.
fresh out of eighth grade English could write some show like this. Okay. Sorry. Now, what
what what eighth graders cannot do is make some of the beats he's made, which are undeniably
good. Am I right? Right. 16 bars right now. Bro, this guy didn't have a time limit when
the world this shit hello why do I have a type of it he doesn't make his own beats oh
this wasn't his song you definitely had a time limit yeah but it was probably like hey man
can you take a month and write 16 lines for me? That is not a deadline. That is an inconvenience.
I don't own for my city, but I don't have you heard addiction by Kanye.
Looks like I'm back on my hatin Kanye West shit.
That's a famous Moon Moon joke.
I've been doing this shit for 10 years.
The first comment, Mozart of hip hop.
Okay, at its core, this is a song called Addiction, and the refrain is Why Everything
Well, what was it
Why everything is supposed to be bad make me feel so good the song is called addiction. That's the message
Okay, when you're addicted stuff that feels bad makes you feel good
nice
Mozart hip-hop
That's poetry right there, dude, dude, I do that shit that shit made me fall to my knees in the middle school bathroom back in seventh grade when I heard that shit for the first time.
I was like, what?
if Mozart could have spit those bars he would have
bro Mozart would have probably wrote a song about having like syphilis man he's no better brother
What's up Mozart about shit is his brunches drop one Mozart verse alright man hang on
the Mozart of hip-hop that's awesome dude let me get let me get up on Mozart real quick
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It was Mozart, British, I can't remember. Okay, when's the, okay, here we go.
Here we go, Austrian word, don't care.
It's kind of hard to go in on the beat here, if I'm being honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
God forbid some of these aren't about their life instead of stealing workers, money and
Goody.
This guy's subbed.
That's still your money.
You don't demand Kanye.
He's the Heil Hitler guy, man.
Come on, man.
Do you like pre-Heil Hitler Kanye or post?
Or all?
Oh, he was defending Mozart my bed my bed
Was my Hitler's top guy for a while a
Relevant God forbid Kanye come up with his own poetry while Moonland uses a chat as a ghost for you for most of jokes not true
Not true. I always credit you guys
always I
Always say I read that from chat every time every time
You don't I do I do I do I do I fucking do I do I do you want to know why I've talked about this before
Okay
Because there is
Because I invented a person in my head, okay, and that person is me
me watching my own stream and my own chat, watching somebody say something funny,
laughing at it, and then hearing or seeing the streamer say or do that exact
thing seven seconds later and being like, dude, this guy's just rating his chat.
Like that's fucking lame, dude.
And then being mad about that.
You know what I mean?
What's up, dude?
What's up?
Where's our girl?
Thanks for sub it.
One day you'll grow out of having bad tastes and start listening to real music like Hatsune Miku.
That guy is me, so you better credit your friend.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
me so you better credit chat. You did say good one chatter to me one time, but you also called me a retarded.
No, I try very hard to credit chat because I don't want there to be like a situation in
in which there's like a chatter is like, hey, wait a minute, hold on, hold on. I just read
that seconds ago. Sphere stream, they should submit. Who cares? Frick chat. No, that is
is a valid care, especially if you like watch streamers and stuff, it cringes me out. When
I see streamers do that, they'll read chat and like, you know, that's their joke, you
know what I mean? And there are people who do that. There are people who do that. That's
important. It's important to credit chat.
My only path is, so that's why the main reason I enjoy streaming so much, I talked
about the other day, actually, when I came out here and I said, man,
I was watching a stream and I looked over at the chat and I saw a guy
unprompted, not talking to anyone.
First message say, who up suck and they own dick.
And I said that was so funny.
I laughed out loud.
And the reason streaming is so fun for me is because Twitch chat is
very funny, most of the time.
So.
It's not that funny TBH guards cut that guy's arms off and then farm his farm him for blood.
Yes below strap him to a bad.
Imogen farm.
I'm
Pramp ramp ramp
We've laid out last two is not the one that starts with you
Go into that village of hell
Hello, Zug Zug
I
Ever see the movie project X no, but how come vampires and rimworld are so good do you that's just
Those motherfuckers OP man
Remember that remember that room role play there we did with like
Where we had like the sands and stuff from like Dragon Ball and how they could like jump around the map
Vampires can just jump dude
They just do it.
I think it takes some blood.
Remember multiplayer DBZ risk of rain.
Haters don't want to believe it, but Goku is harder to play than most risk of rain characters.
And he dies a lot faster.
Tiny Frog Lexus for some...
Alexi for something.
You think Jeffrey Epstein purposely bombed the school
and I ran because he was better for not getting them all
to himself at Moon Moon.
Don't read that.
I did not know that's where that was going.
What an app.
What's the name of the, oh, it's Poro dance at the Poro disco.
I was ranked three in the blackjack leaderboard yesterday and then I bet it all and I stood
on a 13. Big fuck a mistake. Big fuck a mistake dude.
You're still the risk ring to John souls mod Vernon was work only four years ago never
got finished. I did not.
Does he just walk at you?
I was moving when you said it, but because so much easier to play, then Trunks of Virginia and risk ring too much. True.
Yeah, it's my playlist, dude.
Basically, I got to scroll down to mix it up. Hang on.
How about some Anita Ward ring my bell?
I've never heard the sun.
Uh, excuse me.
How's my how's the mic pick up my belching, by the way?
Crispy. Hmm.
This is the reason we're playing WWE again today, by the way.
an accurate one to one representation of myself in the game, dude.
Look at those pecs.
Look at that robe.
He got the robe, dude.
Can you explain what ringing my bell is?
song like most songs about sex or love or maybe both or drug sex love drug when
you really examine it at its core it's not very not very inspired most disco
isn't deep okay but Connie's addiction was about doing drugs so I think most pop music
just is kind of surface level which is fine it's kind of a jammer
It's meant to be fun, not deep. It's meant for you to consume, to stuff down your fucking
goal it dude free to buy the h-rack
Did I have a walkman? I did
So but I had a walkman CD player
I feel like the only cities I had when I was like 9 or 10 years old was like literally
like an NSYNC city or some shit.
I can't even remember it.
You know I had an offspring city for ages. Yeah, I
Would have taken the offspring city if I'm being honest, but dude Nellieville dude, holy fuck
They use limewire yeah, of course not at that time though
So I dial up
How many viruses? Pretty good about not getting viruses.
Kizuna, the pain of having a shitty car city player and skipping nonstop?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. They'll never know. They'll never know. We walk so they can run.
Do you think DLSS-5 would give you hair? I think it would probably remove the front of my hair.
I
Remember groove shark. I didn't I didn't use groove shark. I actually don't even know what that is
George why don't they resolve it
What is groove shark
Hello tactical Duke incoming they came after cuz uh, I
I mean, I use Lime Wire because of BitTorrent early on.
I skipped Bear Share and Napster.
I didn't, I was on dial-up.
Use Napster and undergrad.
Holy moly.
Hello, Boff G. First time chatter, daffs you up.
We have thoughts on Robert Downey Jr.'s performance in Tropic Thunder.
I've never seen it.
Speaking of movies, though.
Speaking of movies, though.
Did you guys like know anyone who like religiously and habitually like collected movies from like Torrance and stuff?
Like they were always downloading some shit.
They always had like a collection of CDs that were written in written on in Sharpie.
My friends dad made a copy of every Netflix movie they got in the mail.
You know, like 200 PS1 games. We used to burn them from Blockbuster.
You sold them at school and got suspended once for it.
Why?
That's not illegal. I still do sometimes like 20 TB of films from PTB and KG a lot of BD remixes
Okay, what inspires you to hoard like that? Well, let's get to the the corrects of the issue
What is what causes you to hoard like that?
Don't judge I'm judging a little bit. I'm judging a little bit.
You have OCD. Okay.
Show your room. I don't I don't.
Oh yeah, I collect I would like to collect rocks. I don't really have a collection though.
You know what I mean? I've never been like a collector.
What's wrong with I'm not a crystal bitch, dude. I just I think rocks are cool. Show us your rocks.
I don't feel like getting up.
I don't have any crack rocks now.
Dr. D has some rocks as well.
You can borrow some.
You're talking about the ones around the La Casa?
I know about those.
Definitely one of the most on
the spectrum convention you made in the past few years.
I feel like if you can't have an appreciation for
the natural beauty of how minerals and rocks are formed.
You're probably you're probably in the Kanye. I'm gonna be honest. You're probably in a graduation dude. Sorry
That's the kind of art you like I mean that's fine I find art in other places like the earth
What song is this? Oh, this is Derude Sandstorm.
Yeah, like WWE custom characters, dude. You know what I mean?
You actually answered the question.
I answered the question because the joke would be lost on most of the people in chat now.
Oh, how we, how we forgotten, how we forgotten.
Browke thinks for seven.
When you say rocks, do you mean like geodes?
Uh, not always, but yeah, including Geo's, Geode, BustaMoveOnc, yeah, yeah.
one emote. Mad. Bro dancing like he's from vampire the masquerade. Oh, wow. Thanks for
and yeah, that is what I'm drawing inspiration from when I do that dance
He read that from chat. Yes, I did I did I'm not saying otherwise
Chat credit to him
One of milk Satan thanks for seven says can you bitch slap me?
A fulls gold somewhere for over like eight years now dude. It's probably worth so much now dude sell it
EEEEEEE
You really sell to an investor on Ironically?
Maybe we should partner with a gold selling company, guys, what do you think?
Hi, I'm Moon.
And I've been buying gold at ibuygold.com for 20 years.
It's my one-stop shop for purchasing gold, yeah.
The precious metal.
Not the World of Warcraft currency.
my GTG code? Never had one of those, man. I think you should get a Yu-Gi-Oh card sponsorship.
A couple of my friends were talking about Yu-Gi-Oh recently. God, what the fuck were they talking
about it was like some kind of like Yu-Gi-Oh expansion like returned to
Toontown or some shit. I'm about like Blue Eyes, Toon Dragon or some shit. Like
what is happening dude?
That's real I know. I know. Toon World. Yes. Toon World is great. Dude I think
the sentence that I heard Octo say was literally like, oh yeah, and then you can sacrifice that car to to summon
Blue Eyes Kaiju tune dragon for free
Or some shit
And then you have a Kaiju on the board or some shit. I was like what the fuck it what is this game about?
What what this about?
We played you go in current day, it's unhinged. I've played you go never
non-effect monsters you control or treat as to monsters you do not pay LP to declare an
attack with a to monster to monsters you it's like it's like gear five Luffy but you give
I guess this is deck was a tuned deck really
Like his original deck we're talking about Maximilian Pegasus, right?
The the original bad guy
Fake fan, I'm not a fan of you. I'm not
Like I'm barely a fan of like the cartoon when it like when it aired dude
I'm telling you right now, I vividly remember one episode of Yu-Gi-Oh and it was when they're
on the boat and they're trying to like get Joey points or some shit so he can actually
go to like the main event and he like he does battle with like the bug guy or whatever
and wins or maybe the bug guy wins and like throws one of his cards over the over
the edge or some shit. Weevil, yeah, weevil. He throws the Exodia cards overboard, okay.
Better ask them to show the card with the most text.
Say goodbye to Exodia.
Let's see it, let's see it.
What a delivery on that one.
He jumps in the ocean to try and save them, really.
The English dub was unhinged.
Well, this guy's going to kidnap aliens and teach them how to do card monsters.
Why is that elephant talking? What is happening, dude?
I still think the funniest anime, English dub I ever watched.
We actually watched it for a movie night many years ago.
It was Ghost Stories.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good one.
That is a good one.
That is a good one.
That dub is mental.
I'm just so surprised that no one checked their work.
Do you hear the legend of Goku's voice actor going unconscious from the continued screaming from going Super Saiyan 3 for the first time against Buu?
Yes.
What position do you sleep in?
Whichever one your mother prefers at that moment. I'm gonna get some coffee and then we will begin
Gards you got that you got the ox yes, you know got it
You
Greetings.
Greetings.
Greetings.
Greetings.
He's only an 88 overall so.
We can't even we can't even discredit his victory.
The Lord of Darkness is simply that powerful dude.
He's a great champion.
He's a great champion.
He's a great champion.
He's a great champion.
He's a great champion.
He's a great champion.
and
keep kicking a robot thanks for seven ice name
we did a new champion first first order business
I've satan captain Israel fought yet now they're kind of uh
They're both heels so doesn't make sense
You know honestly, I've never seen them in the same room
I
Mean mean mean hold on
First things first
We got to figure out what page early access is on
Not one disappointed
Not to we're getting beat out by mega meat and Donald Trump
And the jukebox you can add other songs to the playlist. Oh
That would be nice
all right we're still on page four boys we got 36 upvotes dude 83 downloads
there it is we're in the big times
All right, how do I add more songs to these this fucking playlist man
Wait, I see Denzel Curry
Bro that five seconds of the song was censored was that
All right, let's see here.
Uncheck all.
Check Andrew W.K.
Who's Andrew W.K.?
Who knows.
Who freaking knows who that is?
J-Turbs and then sign up, it's for 7th?
Okay.
Yes, dude.
Yes, zero downloads. I'm privileged to be the first. And we're gonna have both that show.
Oh yeah. Wait, what was it overall? What did this guy make me?
What is
Or is it
LM
88
respectable
Oh
I want to see, oh fuck, we're not going to be able to see the intro here.
There you go.
Did this did this loyal chatter make an intro? Oh, we got the over shield
They put me in George's too
Why is he so tan?
This is just his natural complexion, dude.
Here we go.
Boom.
I can do that shit in real life.
Because he's a skeleton now, so.
Why can't I lift this motherfucker up?
I brought this is the fourth fucking time I tried to do it.
Let's try again.
Nope.
I also don't have a square combo.
Okay.
What's our corner taunt?
I'm uh, close line of hell.
Okay, we're going through the rope right there because we're too short.
Dude, he's taunting.
I'm going to try and pick him up with a 7 at the time, he counters, maybe I just can't
do it.
What's our finisher?
The counter's a...
Oh my god.
What's up?
Great, let's hit him with our finisher.
could it possibly be massive? He's going up to the top freaking rope.
Great match of all time, brothers.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't have any characters with an O name, dude.
The
Title match
Okay
Why this one?
That's the Elvis Crusher intro, dude.
Very good.
228 eats a leg.
Dude, I only wear headphones when I'm at the desk, man.
Oh yeah, look at them go.
I
Holy shit dude, he's farming no matter what dude!
extreme extreme
Oh
God man the look of determination
You about to get mocked up?
We have a losing record against Captain Israel, actually.
He is beating us legitimately three times.
Oh
Holy shit there I am I'm getting ready to get my ass feet
The million dollar belt dude.
Dude!
Wait, we picked the same one.
I'm approaching.
Let's handshake.
Wait, he did it!
Whoa!
of
Oh
We knocked her into another dimension dude.
the crowd goes wild. We still don't know what our signature is, by the way.
Oh my god
What was that the evil laugh
Kind of working them over right now
That's right, baby.
Oh.
Oh.
Come up.
What are you doing up there?
What are you doing up there?
Look at my arms.
Oh my God.
Dodge.
Help me, I'm a cutie pie.
Help me against Captain Israel, please.
Oh
Okay
We have like a buffer now
We'll play it won't play
from Jacksonville, Florida, weighing in at 228 pounds.
Alright, what's our signature?
The Pelvis Crusher.
We got countered.
Grab him!
oh my god bitch slap of hell
there's like a shield
live a corner finisher nay
Oh
Well they trip me hey Satan
Manager ejective that's right captain Israel Satan is no longer on your side
Um,
got em'.
OOOooh.
I got em'.
I got em'.
That's so good.
Look at that full beard.
Not patchy at all.
Hehehehe
Oh no, CB
What you got oh big club to the back
.
.
Yeah, I can't stop arguing with this guy.
Oh
What?
Until I got DQ.
How do you beat this guy?
How do you read him, bud?
Don't attack the ref?
I couldn't help it!
I love attacking the ref.
I'm gonna edit Moon Moon's entrance, hang on.
Can we though?
Maybe his moves too, especially kinda weak?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh dude it's the walk out with the cops man.
Bro.
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
haha
change the movie, hold on
We get passed forward.
Ah, let's see.
Fucking cops, man.
and this is a friendship that will never ever end.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! We've seen this one, we've seen this one.
Ah, let's see.
Yeah dude!
There's Shawn Michaels, but that's a good one.
He appears!
Oh
Yeah
Hold on. Wait, what even is the arena move?
We can change the motion.
I
Need your thug a nomics
Yeah, I'm drancing
Now we just need a gun
I'm gonna make a watch of the ring with a gun
Bullshit
That's hard.
The last thing to cash her at Jersey Mike's Seas.
I'm coming to fuck that number five of them.
He's so gross. I ain't looking at this guy
Friend
the
Slay. Okay, pretty good, pretty good. We gotta change the motion though. This is too
Okay, all your horses there ain't off Ramirez
I don't like they have the Godfather this is under G
They have Valdemis, maybe. That's a good one. They ain't enough.
Eugene
There's no Eugene
What about for
Chris and one
We are the nation
I don't know how you shit
Where am I?
is this going? I guess maybe they called it something different for copyright reasons.
spray Wyatt
I
Fucking
Where's the music? Let's change the music for a second.
Oh, they got like some generic ones here. Check it out.
I don't think they have the shame of man, my guys.
They do not.
I ain't got a key.
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the words.
I'm gonna try to shut you while I get the beat.
We like that.
I said she.
I'm down, man.
It's fine.
Just a sexy voice.
I'm not your little toy.
I'm just a sexy boy.
I'm just a sexy boy.
I'm not that guy.
Check adult Ziggler does not exist
I
You think the godfather's in there under true player
All right, let's see
That's a sword game and they're so cool.
Yeah, we need different music. I don't know what. Let's check out those uh...
Yeah!
Hehehehe!
Yeah!
Damn!
It doesn't fit the motion though, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh
I have no Vader in the salge of them.
hard off beat I mean we would need a different motion
I think I mean which motion I feel like we picked the motion first before the game the
else right I don't really know what
Mark Henry? Wait a second.
Oh! Wait.
Wait, I have an idea.
Oh, yeah!
Oh yeah.
Brother Saga soar.
Yeah!
Yeah!
What are you gonna do when I come for you?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
This guy is the limit!
Did you get it better? I just wanted to see it.
I
Loose cannon
What's this guy yelling at?
Yeah, yell at that child!
Yeah!
What do you do for a living?
You're a truck driver!
Loose change.
Blaze doing the answer.
Oh!
Throwing up game sides!
Who's this supposed to be?
Oh!
This is supposed to be it.
Sonachat said A-Retard.
I didn't say that.
you
you
you
you
you
You
mustache music I was like checking out like the generic music that they added
Do you think it was AI generated?
Possibly.
Yeah, buddy.
Okay.
Okay.
Stylin' and Profilin' is Rick Flair.
Okay, there you go.
Stylin' and Profilin'.
What do you think he meant by profile?
Is he a cop?
Stephanie McMahon.
of
the
three
of
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get the first one.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Well, we'll edit the motion
girl guide jim
Hey, where the fuck is it?
Is it not here?
You passed it 40 times.
Uh-huh.
Blind begins to sweat no
Blind AF dude no way
Is it this one
No.
We're just on your screen for a whole minute.
What's it called?
Is it just Goldberg?
Above Julian.
Girl Gaijin.
I'm not looking for Girl Gaijin, mother fuckers.
Are you serious?
I'm looking for Goldberg.
Hello?
Hold on.
He was under who's got next?
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
This one.
Holy shit.
Okay, accept.
Wait, hello.
That is tough, dude.
I wonder if there's a way we can completely disjoint the entry.
The word just does not make sense at all.
of
fuck right here
wait no no no no from the beginning
Play for it.
Play for it.
Oh
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
look
I need like some like uh...
no
I
I need like wait, I have an idea
No way
Ow.
No.
Ow.
Good.
Do you think it has the Undertaker motorcycle?
I don't know what maybe American bad at what would they fucking call them?
He was in his redneck area
Big evil too
Oh
From the star from the star from the star
It's still playing this now
I
Witness me
Thanks for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
You
From the star
There is.
The game is so close to crashing, it's struggling, bros.
I
Oh yeah dude that was so cool!
Look at all the ATVs appearing!
of
the
I like that, I like that o6 one.
It's like he's like teleporting holy fuck
We were saying JBL has a car.
So.
Boom.
I feel like we're moving too much for this song, dude.
What's important is that right there!
I think it was funnier without the bike.
look at it be there I have an idea
Do the bike last you can, you can.
I like the Ric Flair one more, I think.
With our crew, brother, we are the ones who love the game.
Lets go brother.
We are the ones who love the game.
We are the ones who love the game.
Oh, I got sandal done.
Nice touch.
Nice touch.
If we could like get one right here where he's like walking really slow, it'd be fine.
the
the fiend bro where is that big man
It's 40 seconds long this part.
Wait. Wait, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Five seconds. Not enough. Not enough.
Shut up power man 9,000
Shut the fuck up
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go, sir. I'm ready to go, sir. I'm ready to go, sir.
Wait, wasn't that number two?
What a song, dude.
I've been hating this song for 30 years.
Alright, looks like a ring finale here.
Stacey Kubler.
Joe Henry. Does he just appear in the ring?
That's it.
That's it.
Oh my god.
What's up with the towel, man?
What the fuck did you just spit out?
Okay, queen.
Triple H spitting out water. We already have it. We already have it.
But twice as funny? I don't...
I don't have the energy or breath to explain why it's not possible.
Austin smashing beers together? Maybe. Maybe. That would be good. I don't know...
if it's in here or not. Stand at attention.
Oh
That's a good one someone said bogeyman
Where did he get that magical staff from?
Is that just a big Slim Jim or what?
The Sandman intro makes himself believe.
Is he bleeding the whole time now?
The staff of Jordan?
Alright, let's see if we got some beers in here.
I don't think so though.
Wait.
Nope.
I think we're gonna do...
...Standard attention.
And then we'll keep the sand man.
There's the bear.
Wait, we can drink the beer and then get on the buggy, dude.
We're gonna watch all of it, we're gonna watch all of it, we're gonna watch all of it.
I scored it by the police to go drive your buggy truck.
of
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Holy fuck, it's like that one skill from WoW the Paladin Jib.
The fucking uh, 2 second horse rider or whatever.
Divine Steam!
That's good. That's good. The music even syncs up on a couple of parts, I'd like.
My beer green the abyss music might work
They're right there.
time. Divine steed.
some pyro? Yeah.
This shit's so gross, by the way. Imagine being in the crowd getting sprayed by that.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Oh, wait.
Let's see here.
Oh.
Oh no.
Where's the viral?
Can I even tell?
There's no Pyro!
Oh, I see.
Who's got cold pyro?
Oh my gosh, shut up.
Batista?
Oh, no.
There it is.
There it is.
Screen effect.
Yeah.
Reverb the changes.
Wait.
Delete?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That's okay. I'll be quick to remake it.
Oh, no.
I told you you should save. I'm sorry for not seeing your message. Please forgive me.
Forgiven? Thank you. Thank you.
Don't mind if I go pee and get some Joe. I call it Joe by the way.
Joe Mama. Roger that BRB.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh no!
There it is!
Telemoth Exo-
Yeah, we taught this shit too well.
Could people assume, and I just lived this life, like super privileged life, like Richie
Rich, you know what I'm saying?
Hold up.
Tom Hanks net worth.
400 million.
People assume and I just live this life like super privileged life like Richie Rich you
know what I mean and that just wasn't the case and it was actually the opposite this thing
This is called a tapeworm very similar. I would say the whitehead shot in many ways equal parts do a queen 69 reacts and vodka
With a real lengthy
We brother if that guy was just in his apron he'd be asking for
Lot of progress can be right now
now dog
that's a higher
fucking clean skin dude
i only have one tattoo that's kinda sad
is that your mom's name or is she dead?
no i got a duck tattoo for wreckpool
oh yeah?
i'm getting ahead of myself papasaur
you're fine
I beat right full type race
I never really got the resume
I didn't know I didn't know I was coming guys. Yes. It's the simple pleasure in life. Yeah, the sudden surprise
Tell me why the attractive lady who delivered my pizza walked up and I said her name so
she knew she was delivering to me and then she goes are you poop and she's on the phone
Someone was someone else dude and I can hear the chick on the other end giggling.
And then I found out that at the pizza place, my name also shows up as poop.
If someone says this game is too hard, I'm playing at level one.
one and I have found a way they would not even through great effort or research
to make sure that this boss cannot kill me in one hit and I'm not using the DLC
mechanic that makes it so the skydark 2 fragments every time you use one you take
5% less damage and deal 5% more damage so if someone says this game is too
So hard, it's because they're fun, or they just don't want to play the game.
Hi there, welcome to Tarabra, not going to help you.
I need a coffee.
Step.
I can't believe they raptured my coffee, uh, no he's right here.
I think he's sinking, though.
I need a Tarachino, dude.
What the heck?
What are you gonna do?
Walk at me?
I don't know what to do with it.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
It's on the chat with the utmost authority said if you dump a corpse, it counts as a push
kill.
You're fucking stupid.
Am I wrong?
Oh, it did count.
I'm stupid.
Why did it take so long?
Oh, it did count. I'm stupid. Why did it take so long?
Continue. Your bed is beautiful. Sleeping here is like sleeping in heaven.
I'm not too bothered, but you'd better wear a condom.
No problem for me. You will suffer the consequences after all. I want to continue like this.
Oh
Yeah
I
All right, I'm gonna take as many breaks as I want to you want to why because for the last six almost seven years
Every time I've called streaming a job
You said job in quotes and Omega laughed every time I said my office referring to the place
I stream from you guys said office Omega laughing so guess what I must not be at a real job
Right by that logic
Which means I can stand up right now and leave
Peace
Get up please thank you Jesus
Oh
Oh
here
Bro tell me that was not a Dark Souls tier Perry on that ship bruh tell me that wasn't sick
God damn dude
So are they skipping the game changes significant up for the speed separate game instead of just being an update
Well, as ever, watch.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah. All this guy doesn't talk, you need hot chip.
Alright.
Do you think?
Oh my god, the whole thing is fucked.
It's okay.
Who got next?
I wonder why it's called that.
Goldberg used to say who's next not who got next I think
Goldberg talked unfortunately, yeah
Sometimes he did
There's so many asses, man.
Do they do be chairing, man?
Bring in.
Wait, what is this?
There's got to be some good ones here. I just wish I knew what they all looked like.
No, they have a stage restart on the crowd. I mean, if you know what it is, let me know.
Oh, yeah, we did Sandman, not a Stylen or a Pro-Violet, Jey Uso comes from the crowd.
from the start, we gotta change the music.
Wait, was this the one we used?
I think it was.
Okay.
Okay.
There's a very generous hairline.
Let's see here.
Spin and then teleport into the coffin opening up.
Is there a coffin one?
Oh my god.
There has to be like a ridiculous final intro part.
I don't think- I don't know if it's the Undertaker.
Undead maybe.
Nope.
He's just him limping around like he's got gow.
Maybe there's like a coffin one under sea?
Dark ritual?
Dark one.
Dark King.
We're gonna get that mace.
to stage entrance.
The Undertaker was also big evil.
Nope.
The banker.
It's a golden cell phone.
There's gotta be one where like, we come out of a coffin like right now.
The
The flight just appears in the background.
Try Big E.
Yeah.
You can come out of the crowd? Yeah, we already are. We already are coming out of the crowd.
The Lantern of Souls.
Bogeyman might be eating worms.
Wait, he cussed the music.
Bogeyman walks around the ring with a magical stand.
It was there a boogeyman in the WWE who would eat worms?
What's happening to this ring side?
Okay, but what's it called, buddy?
I think they all have to be in here.
Dark Ritual.
Nah.
So the way that this works is each each one of these intros is split up and we're piecing
them together, right?
Alistair Black?
Bro.
What is this YouTube like?
Oh my god, ew!
Swag.
I only put some pyros on the buggy and we're good, I think.
Nice.
Nice.
We're going to save.
And then...
Wow!
How early should I get to the airport with TSA lines being messed up at Moon Moon?
Shut up, bitch.
Let's see a bunch of different colors.
Fuck.
Use apron video.
How long does a bottle of shampoo last you these days?
twice as long baby.
Make his nameplate go up twice.
I think I'm going to do the uh, stay in that attention.
That's the one.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Yes, sir. Obesity.
They can move it.
Okay.
Another nameplate.
Done.
Does that even put pyrotechnics on standard attention?
Yeah.
Where the fuck are they?
I can't go down.
Oh, there we go.
I don't know why let me do that
Surely it will have the fire
We got some smoke
All right, we're good. We're good
We
Perfect, massive dude.
Erika Kirk ass intro?
Mad.
Change my finishers. True, true. After you worry do that, superstars. I had a first-time
chatter, tell me to move on.
Grows you from the top of the junkyard.
Crowdsigns.
I wonder if I can free draw.
How do I change the color?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah
I made this song
Okay, how do we change the back
We're superstars
5 dollar go G to always at the top man
Dude Jake Urschel this guy made himself a 100 no humility
I
Don't we actually change
Hold on
Yes, that moves up
I'm probably getting so loud right now. Hang on.
I'm not Iranian.
I'm American.
Much better, much better.
Move set.
move
moves
signature
bear hug spine buster
even oh he's gonna be running
oh
dude I don't know
what's a cool move
burning hammer what of course there's a million backs
maybe we should have come up from sea
boogie slab
Holy moly, boondrop!
Swag, booty popping moonsault!
That's the one!
The shout-out.
Oof.
DDT won.
15 different DDTs.
Electric chair driver?
Why is this guy laughing so much?
Bronco Buster, so that's the thing though. I don't know how to sit them down in the corner
How's this sex?
Start from Z this time?
Wait, true.
Oh my god!
Imagine that's your signature move.
Wait.
Imagine that's your signature move.
Wait.
Bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo.
Burning Hammer.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Burning?
Ooh, from the top rope.
Oh my Jesus.
burning laria trash
the back rigors lame imo the butterfly lift twisting cutter
Cactus clothesline.
What a classico.
really wants me to look at blue something
blue thunderbomb holy guacamole
ow
Jesus.
Wait, it's a submission.
Wait, do you guys remember the last guy I made?
What was his name?
John Russell or some shit?
John Sue Plaggs.
That's what it was.
He was in a submission character, he's a very traditional wrestler.
Search for one wing fairy.
Hey, what was that thing that appeared below him there?
What the hell?
Old school.
Now he's gonna walk up top.
This move always looks so fucking stupid.
Yeah, I punched you.
I punched you, bro.
I forgot why we were in the O's.
Oh, one-wing fairy.
Which is not here.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god.
Check if there are any Giga moves.
Like a move that starts with G?
Gallows pole.
This would have been John Suplex's finisher by the way.
He's very traditional.
Really?
Gory Bomb.
Wow is it?
Alright that looks stupid.
That looks cool.
What the hell?
It's a submission.
Holy fuck.
Grand back. Oh my god. Yeah, dude.
What does that mean ringside signature?
Like if the dude's a manager or some shit?
Outside of the ropes.
Okay, well I'm gonna do the uppercut again.
drop. Don't do it. Okay.
Shut up.
Uh, we're... oh wait, hang on.
This should stupid.
Wait, we can do a Chokesam run, I can't hold up.
Oh, down.
Or a Korana.
for a corona please check to finish our hip attack slash sink face combo we would
have to check that on early access will Jimmy
I got a leg there.
We'll do choke slam.
Why is it using my keyboard?
But on DLSS5 I've had enough of this shit. Dude, it's on.
It's tweaking on, dude.
Oh, I can punch him to turn him around.
Okay, how do we stop Bragg to do it?
Can you give him the Shang Tsung move?
I think so.
I don't know where that would be though.
Payback?
I'm pretty sure it is payback.
We can do a fireball.
Soul Siphon, there it is.
Yup.
porn game music is getting to me this you would you associate the MWO theme with porn music
should stop playing so many porn games you fucking pervert
okay wait we're the wrong place
Oops. Can you dig it? Sucker!
Moves? Okay. So, Chatter, who added me multiple times about this hip-attack and distinct face?
Please tell me more.
Hey what?
Whoa!
Oh, okay, I'll save it.
Let's see if we got a hip in here.
What a H.A. is the Harlem Hangover?
I
HIP oh right here
Seated running strike, so here's the thing though. How do we get it? How do we get them on the ground like that?
put him there okay that's not helping and it is core moves so you can get one that sits
I
Do an idea
This is early access by the way
We got a we're gonna include his
If it's like yellow games, if you put them in the corner and punch them, I believe they
should fall in that position.
Okay.
That is not what happens.
Normally I get one punch off and then even on like normal difficulty, they instantly counter
me and they do not get knocked down.
I'm a meow, meow.
Push right stick down when they're staying in the corner, it should kick them in the
next position.
When I hit down on the right thumbstick when they're in the corner, he flips them upside
down and puts them in the tree of woaah.
They get knocked down after three lights.
Bro, I'm not landed three lights, man.
We don't say no now, we don't say no.
Yes, I'm the piece of shit.
And you deal with the utility's button does?
I mean it, it's about to be fun.
Share it?
You know how to get down, no come here.
Go look at your mouth.
Reversal practice.
We don't need that.
We've been trained by the AI already.
I
Well that's not a swag
Is the gold best finisher
Guys
practice okay so there's three there has to be a way to like move them down with
like I moved it. Corner. This is seated tree of woe oof, draping mushroom stump.
Oh my oh
Let's see here top rope stunned top rope rear leaning
All right, let's look for like an X1 that does it I
Don't know
What the fuck
Sit them down
Move modifier medium. I don't know what that means.
Yeah, I got no idea what was possibly...
Sit them down in the corner.
Use R1 to go to punches?
I don't think that's a...
Oh!
Oh, we found it.
What are they all doing up?
Alright, let's do it.
Okay, nice.
Wee meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meeew
Noice!
Does this game have a story mode? I think this is it.
How come that guy stole Moon Moon's intro?
No kiss.
Alright shut up dude.
The comeback has three available safe slots for your men's and women's division characters.
They have no time for good or evil choice in the Cindy Dime distinct pathways.
I don't want to import, don't want to export.
After a two-year absence from the WWE, the archetype returns and suffers a major step
back against Paul Heumann's WWE champion Bronn Breaker.
Do I get to pick my guy?
Uh oh. I think we were supposed to maybe import.
Um, that's what the import is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't go back.
You just said no to import. Yeah, hang on, hang on, hang on.
What were they for 7?
Alt F4?
Good idea.
I gotta import a...
Who do we do? Early access or Moon, man, dude?
Earl?
So moon has a cooler intro though, I will say.
XF86AX for 7?
Earl is dead.
Oh my god, you're right.
They put him in a coffin!
Focus in.
You've got to win the WWE Money Million Championship, of heck.
Shut up.
Okay.
Import Superstar.
Importing characters OVRs will not be important.
That's fine.
I think we're gonna do a moon move. Yeah, I guess cool. Yes, sir, the comeback, dude.
What?
Tonight on the WWE Raw after WrestleMania witness
return of the archetype Moon will kick off the show against WWE Champion Braun
Breaker.
Oh my God, didn't we?
Social media provides another way to engage in stories.
And I bet that anyone how difficult it would be to return to the ring after a long layoff,
best elect to the archetype, just remember this is for you, not anyone else, especially
the ungrateful WWE universe.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Okay, get me out of this shit.
We got attributes.
I'm gonna use stat points we got brother.
Caterpies of different groups.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
Hmm.
Wait, I have a bunch of available points.
From what?
Ringside Pass Upgrade Points.
Wait.
How do I use the upgrade points?
The ringside pass is the battle pass that we paid $80 to max out.
We won't use that.
We won't use that.
Errrm.
Okay.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Okay, spend them, though.
But how?
Running at level one.
Dude, who needs to run, man?
No, we don't want to convert the points.
We want to spend the points.
We're going to leave the, the spendy, oh, we're in 86 now, dude, holy fuck.
Let's put him on legend difficulty.
Blood on.
Um, okay, so I think we have to go through the social media.
Just wanted to announce I'll be leaving WWE for two or three years since apparently I
get handed the title shot when you come back.
You're getting fucking roasted, brother.
I may come back or two of my day, we'll be watching this one closely.
Okay, clear the notifications.
I'm not reading this show.
You have an open invite to come to NXT anytime.
This guy, this bitch trying to, dude, I'm fighting the champion.
Well, fuck.
Oh, this is our victory.
Wait, how come it's this music thing?
What's it going to make to re-celebration?
Wait, does it just stare?
Nope.
Stone cold.
Business suit.
Do you think he drinks a beer?
I'm not saying no beer
Why do I look Turkish and Brazilian and or Brazilian well, this is me after going to Turkey
For the the hair thing
Where's the beer
You know the the gauntlet NPCs run hard by the way, I've not actually bought something on legend difficulty, I think
Yeah, I don't know what it's what's a good victory here.
I feel like you guys are saying Booker T with the hopes that he's going to do the spin
I don't think he's going to do it, man.
Oh!
Never mind, he's doing it.
Okay.
Good.
Good, good, good.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
BALAAAAAAA!
Okay.
What about him?
Oh, what the-
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Who the fuck is Adam Pierce?
Do I go through the comeback quickly, focused on completing your required rise matches along with other main path content?
What up?
Who are you?
There you are. I've been looking for you all day
They've been keeping me busy
Shoot all new matchup graphics promotional shots
My hand feels like it's about to fall off after signing about a thousand eight by tens
It's tough being the archetype. It sounds just like me. It's nice being the archetype. I
Missed it. You were gone for like two plus years. I
I know I was technically cleared after about six months, but I wanted to make sure I was really ready to get back in the ring
Yeah, and now there's no doubt about that
Well, that's all good to hear not an easy first match back tonight go against our champion
If it were up to me, I would have given you a warm-up. I'm pulling for you, but Bronbreaker
He's the real deal. I
I know I was out but I didn't stop watching the product
I've got the product
I know what he can do
Seeing him on TV is one thing facing him in the ring is another especially with Haman in his corner
But look, I know you're up first tonight, so I'm sure you want to go get ready for your match
Good luck out there guys
Okay, first of all our battle pass the top right never goes away during these cutscenes, which is so awesome
Second of all, if we're going to be fighting the champion in the first match of the night,
I got a feeling that we're not going to win, fellas.
Look at this fucking slimy-ass greaseball, dude.
So, let's talk to this fucking loser.
Wow. What's it been? 10, 12 years?
Something like that.
Good to see you, punk.
You've been on quite the run since you came back to WWE.
Thanks, and now it's your turn. Okay. Well different situations
I'm like you I wasn't sitting at home for ten years watching hockey with my dog burn
You might as well have been for how long you nurse your injury in any event
I have a feeling you'll pick up right where you left off once that archetype music hits
Oh when you're old familiar look
They'll be chanting your name and you'll be more than ready to take care of business
Why change would always work, right? Dude wait till they see the fucking intro boys change can be good
Not saying you need to start a mutiny or anything, but at the same time you don't want to rely on old habits too much
Got it
You know, I'm not one of your NXT kids, right? I can handle this
Yeah, yeah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. How come he's talking to me like I
Like the outcome has not already been decided in the product
You gotta ask, are you sure?
Good to see you too, Paul.
Am I sure about what?
Any of this.
We all know it's not gonna turn out well
when you face my client,
the reigning undisputed WWE champion, Braun Breaker.
A lot's changed since you left WWE.
Let's be real.
I'm not sure you even belong here anymore.
So do yourself a favor.
Turn around, pack up your stuff, and go home!
Because I'm telling you, promising you, this is the beginning of the end.
A lot has changed, Paul.
Hell, you're on your third client since I left.
But here's the thing, I'm not going anywhere.
I do belong here, and you'll realize that
when i defeat your latest paul heyman guy tonight things could have been so much different between
you and me you could have been my paul heyman guy my champion but you turned down my offer
for what matters even moving or to hide we all know you were cleared a long time ago
And you chose not to come back.
Was the extra time off worth it?
Giving up the opportunity to work with the greatest mind in the business
while you sat on the sidelines watching the industry pass you by?
I think everything happens for a reason.
Oh, I agree. And what's going to happen tonight
is your comeback will be the shortest of all time.
And the reason will be brawn breaker. That's not a prediction. That's a spoiler.
Um, first of all, these cutscenes, man. Holy fuck. It's like a final fantasy 14 side quest.
do not care do not care dog walking don't care don't care all right we're gonna fight
the champion in the first match of the night fellas what could possibly go wrong
Why did the music start?
Yo, what intro song is that?
Please don't be me, but that's me. Where's my intro? Where's my costume? Why they got
me in underwear?
They dived me up, dude!
Oh my god. I just look like a guy. I look like a wrestler. I look like a wrestler from the late 80s.
I would have gone hard in the late 80s, dude. Holy moly.
Holy fuck dude.
No announcers? Oh shit.
We're gonna have to turn those guys back on, huh?
We're probably missing some context from the announcers right now.
I walked up to that generic jobber fucking intro right now, dude.
Where's mine?
Who the fuck is this guy?
He's so cool.
Dude.
Give this guy a pair of Oakleys, dude.
They don't want a basebook for a file.
Yeah, and the truck selfie, dude, from below.
Say no to emotes, thanks for some, it says pluck you.
No, pluck you.
Exocell is in result.
Sorry, ex-co-l-ex-co-lis.
Thanks for some.
Oops.
I guess they got a chance to be honest.
No.
I mean it would be really cool though to come back up there all these years and then win
championship
Yeah
Yes
That's not a real place
RAKER!
Speed limit 23, what does that mean?
Is it the number of guys?
That he can take at once or what?
Oh, he runs 23 miles per hour.
Oh.
Did they put their name on the belt now?
That'll like that.
I want to be honest.
Let's go!
I got to do three heavy strikes.
Uh, he's just going to counter wall.
a one
a two
a three
I'm talking right now, baby
of
the
Oh, no.
Oh, wait, he's on side.
Oh.
uh-oh
him with a kidney shot
come on diaper boy that is not my
the hell's this move
okay all right
I
Like rock breaker wise down in the ring
Yeah, they love them dear the archetype
Okay, what's happening?
That body shape is so realistic dude, holy fuck.
Hey, what the fuck?
You get this fucking roided monster off of me, man.
I'm not garbage.
The music turns, Maca.
Bro, who are you?
Who are you, man?
you
Hmm. We are now joined by a former champion who made their long-awaited return tonight the archetype
Let's open up the floor to
So
Oh, we're answering questions in the front row
Thank you Marcus Brown from the wrestling spectator. I wanted to know how you're feeling after that match
Ask better questions just limped in here with an ice pack. So what do you think?
Ask better questions
Okay, next up third from the back
Hi, Robin Ray from the women who fight podcast. Have you had a chance to check out the reaction on social media?
I've been in the trainer's room for the past two hours. So no I haven't
why what's going on you're currently the number one trending topic worldwide
only we go one post reads and I quote
the archetype is like a fast food burrito you haven't tried it in a while
so it sounds like a good idea but it's a sloppy mess
leaves you feeling unfulfilled and then exits in a hurry
what the fuck what has that person ever accomplished
Would they ever a WWE Champion?
They say write what you know, so
I assume they've expanded their waistline eating a lot of fast food.
Congrats on that achievement.
I can keep going, there's a lot more.
I'm good.
We have time for one more question.
Robert, you were next?
Thanks, Robert Inkin sports coverage daily.
With how your night turned out, are you going to continue your comeback?
or have your injuries taken too much of a toll to compete at this level?
Important decisions crucial to your blah blah blah, yeah, we got good or evil dude.
Everybody come back multiple times to experience different paths, I'm good. I'm good with one time.
Again, with the idiotic questions, this is a waste of my time.
None of you have ever wrestled a single match in your lives, and you think you have the right to sit there and question my comeback?
My abilities?
Sorry, I forgot Byron Saxton is here. Byron did wrestle a long time ago
But then he got put behind an announced desk and forced to say whatever dumb crap
They fed him happy to be the butt of everyone's jokes. Well, guess what?
But that's not me.
I will not sit back and listen to the losers in this room, the locker room, or most of
all anyone on social media who have never accomplished 10% of what I've done in my life,
try to tear me down so they can feel better about their miserable lives.
So no, this comeback isn't over.
It's just getting started.
And I am going to do whatever it takes to get back to the top and take back what's mine.
And if you don't like that, you can go to hell.
Oh my god.
Ladies and gentlemen, the archetype.
This guy is pissed, man.
He's fucking pissed.
How do I get some of that clothing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we're entering the commentary room.
We got more cutscenes though, brother.
Oh, we're going back to training school, dude.
We're here to shovel shit.
Oh, they buried him, dude.
Means they buried me.
I'm just gonna- Jesus!
Okay, we're just gonna beat the fuck out of this guy to make ourselves feel better or
what?
Adrian Buck.
Hey, check this out.
It's just like- it's so silent, so pathetic right now.
All of the regrets.
Lose on purpose after being a huge dick.
This guy was a dick.
We're not greeting me properly.
I'm the architect.
Now what?
teach him a lesson with a submission hold while he's down in the ring.
This'll teach you to be here before I show up.
This'll teach you to be training when I get here after getting bullied by other people.
Do I look like I'm finished? Do I look buried?
Elbow.
I know I haven't been here much, but now that I am, there's going to be some tough lessons.
Because I finally realized that to make it to the top, you have to be merciless.
Relentless. Are you ready for that? Who's next? Come on!
anyone else cowards you are never gonna make it anyway
so sure you want to stay this isn't going to be free yeah I'm sure okay
can you dig it dig a sucker sucker okay I don't know why we need a loyalties
I know you you're El Margo seniors kid. Yeah, the real one
Hector Flores when I was starting out your legend of a dad decided he wanted to test the new guy I
Oh your old man a book of receipts
You're not the only one bottle that anger you can use it one day. Is that what you did?
Bottle it up and let it out on Adrian in there
I
That might have been a little harsh
But if everyone's gonna walk after one snug hold, maybe they shouldn't have been here in the first place
This generation needs some of that harsh if I had that when I made it to the dance
Maybe Shawn Michaels wouldn't have cut me. That's right. You're an NXT
What the hell are you doing here? Same as you I guess
regrouping you came to the place like money you will come in when you were
out injured and haven't been back since you're here because you need some place
to be in control after the beating brawn gave you careful Adrian walked out of
here but I can make sure you won't you went back to WWE things didn't go how
you thought but now you can break everything down and start from scratch
Who the hell do you think you are offering me advice? I was a WWE Champion
Who'd you ever beat? I'm just saying
Rolling up in your school and stretching a bunch of students isn't going to win your title back
You got to change things up, please
Enlighten me while I sit at your learning tree in these last moments. You can still talk hear me out
You showed up on Raw in the same gear you were wearing when you left. Same music, same everything.
You got all these things up. Get out of the WWE bubble. I can help you.
You are going to help me. I've been outside the system. I can get you booked anywhere you want to go.
Mexico, Japan, the UK. Japan please.
pan please unless you'd rather sit here and dig your own grave with that shovel
Heyman and bronze ain't you or you could get out there and prove them wrong
what's in it for you man I saw a mission baby that's the archetype of who I
want to be that's the man I'll follow all the way to the top okay you get
one shot at this. Call your promoter friends, but let them know I ain't cheap.
Maybe we should have been good guys. Evil Moon Moon is kind of a dick.
Anyone have suggestions for a new wrestling school the so-called archetype at Moon Moon
finally showed up and turned out to be one of those old school D-bags who thinks abusing
students toughens them up? You sure you're talking about the same archetype because
Because that sounds like a bunch of BS. Moon Moon ain't like that. Thanks, Oosos.
Thanks, man.
At least a group of guys has my back.
You get our gift at Moon Moon?
Because it sure does seem like you're using it to dig yourself deeper and deeper and deeper.
Wait, that's Paul Heyman.
I'm not thinking about the archetype or any other relics.
Bring on Demian Priest at Backlash.
They're talking to each other.
Shut up.
Dude, who the- can someone tell me who the fuck this is?
Who the fuck is-
This guy looks like he's 80.
Wait.
What the fuck is happening?
Is this a- someone's player character?
What is this dude they surrounded us this is HR are they gonna talk to us about choking that guy out dude
My intro better be here dude, thank God
Thank fucking God.
This is our new gimmick, baby.
You may have seen it before.
Yeah, I gotta turn the knobs down.
I
Oh
Teleports again to the other side of the ring
We're hitting all the dope of these points right now, dude. We got the US flag, bro. We got the ATB
Holy guacamole!
Music plays for three seconds.
Only change your after-wrestling Booker T for cheers.
You're playing a bad guy and going to get booed.
Dude, our alignment is bad guy.
Hold up.
That guy's right.
We're gonna suck the Spinner Rooney on the evil side, too.
Why don't we just do the Spinner Rooney for all of them?
I wish I could copy this to the next one.
Oh, they all have their own, like, champion thing.
Yeah, that is not what I best look at.
Double title motion.
Yeah, remember that.
do dude dude
okay can we turn it on here new
hmm then we gotta go back to the main menu fellas
All the data in my rise that you haven't saved will be lost.
How do I fucking save?
He didn't reapply in this mode.
Maybe.
Who is that?
I got to see so bad here.
There he is!
There he is!
There he flipping is!
There he is!
There he is!
I got a P. Is that cool?
Fellows?
He looks Turkish. He is Turkish.
Where's P.
Aper. B.R.B.
You
Yeah, I can see we say
I'm gonna take it
Ah, just wondering. Are your prolific thoughts on the morally questionable method by Whick Blizzard currently marketing Overwatch 2?
To me, it seems like the game is just the same.
Oh, it's a different name! How could they do this?
I hope I don't get alchided by this fucking deming machine again.
where's the fifth blue shell dude I mean it's coming right right I mean I've been
blue shell four times this this game I have been blue shell four fucking
times surely surely he gets fucking blue shell dude
surely
what
what
AHHHHHH!
Wait...
I gotta go ask my wife for help. I'll be right back guys.
You
Oh
What up fellas
Cut the music.
Sorry, they're fucking mic spamming the shitty WWE music.
Okay, who the fuck is this?
BOOOOOOOSH!
from you that's all I'm looking for then get on the next flight day you throw and be ready
to throw and with some proper bruises proper I'm all lined up for you so all you need to do is ask
all right say I'm in what do you have for me you'd have to be daft to turn down this match
Eddie Paul. Who the fuck is Eddie Paul, dude?
The fuck is a re-book? Oh, we need to choose.
Sexy.
Holy shit.
Wait, there's no cops!
It's different based on location.
This is perfect for being a leader in a game.
All right, who's this fucking loser?
Remember, it's on legend difficulty.
No commentators and we're in the middle of a bum-fucked lord-tossel shine right now.
I
Remember your bitch
I remember where I giggled earlier.
Oh no.
I remember where I giggled earlier.
That is a good one.
That is a good one.
That is a good one.
Oh
The Gordon camera.
Dude, count!
This is where I'm spitting me off.
The rope is getting caught on our tiny little body right now.
Oh
Good stuff
Call me again, bitch.
Oh my god.
The strength of the beast.
Oh!
Wait.
We smoked this guy.
Wait, there's a timeline.
Oh, it's an airman.
A boom.
ULUZ.
ULUZ, ULUZ!
Noob down, noob down.
Noob down noob down
Let's spend our upgrade points
Look at this guy right here, dude, I only got 51
Spend them too much hair. I think that's I think that's an acceptable amount of hair don't you guys?
Now what?
You'd have to be daft to turn down this match.
So are you?
Go to Japan? Next time, next time.
The knocking is still there, it's me knocking on the inside of the door.
You know that Harry's about to wear it?
I would, sir.
I'll report to the other side of the ring in three, two, one.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
I wonder if these are like, the characters that they made for the game.
Just need to have an aim for it.
We'll give her some fireballs, man.
I chose Rush.
Oh my...
Come on, man.
Ooh.
Oh
Do my fucking so fucking slow
Okay, but
I don't know.
She's not pregnant.
Holy shit, I forgot about the Grand Upper Cup.
That's an airman match.
No.
I'm going to have to do this.
I forgot what this is.
Oh, how do I go change that actually?
Here we go.
Yeah!
Let's go to Japan, dude.
I'm sorry, but I didn't expect they'd be sending you out on recruiting missions.
Quite the demotion.
Not at all.
I'm only here because you are a special case.
Walking with us, someone with your reputation, could become one of the great gaijin.
Another Veda, AJ Styles, or Terry Funk.
Okay.
You think I could be a real legend like that?
You think so, buddy?
I do.
With you at the top of the card,
we were to set out the Japan Dome in minutes.
Good.
I'll take 10% of the gate at every show I work.
You're just kind of a dick.
I'm...
Sorry?
Make it 20%.
Shall we keep negotiating?
Or do you want to sign the biggest star ever to come through your promotion?
No.
I don't want to negotiate anymore.
I have better things to do.
Like going back my love
Isn't that the person standing there next to you?
What do you got for me? I think this match we really shut up all the haters you
Dude
This guy is not Japanese that match is not on my level chosen find something that is
That's not worthy of my comeback tour
Rich Oricala, dude.
Okay, now we're talking.
Maybe we'll get some coffee with this one.
Nope.
This is my go.
Are we gonna cut that with a crab?
Aw, man.
All right, we've got Rich or E. Powell.
Look at like a death note character.
Dude shut up.
You shut up!
A moment of intensity in the rain.
Anything closer to the make-out.
We're respecting social distancing.
Pick them up.
We're gonna hold them.
Oh!
Don't be alone.
I'm leaving actually, see ya.
I
Wager bitch
I won though, I won though, dude.
I yeah, the fans hated that, but you know, dubs a dub, dude, dubs a dub.
Who else you got in Japan?
This match would be fire.
No holds bar match was a dojo league for seven.
not inviting you back to Japan. It appears we've been down for it. I wonder if we only
get the cops in American maps. We're at the Pachinko Hall. Look at that 2K poster on the
wall there they love them dude I think I work at tax
And measure roll amounts of swag.
Wait, this is a real wrestling game.
Look at her, like her Jumbo Tron video, it's in her name.
How did they do that?
I
Oh, we got counters.
Oh, we're a demop now, oh my god.
I can't counter right now. Wait, she's beating the fuck out of me.
It's okay, we have extra health though.
Wait, who's that guy- Oh wait, that's my sidekick!
Wait, he's doing a ladder?
Thanks man.
Thank you, thank you.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Cross-expo holding ladder is loaded up.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Homely walks up this... Hey! Get your hands off of him!
I did not like that.
She's faster than us.
My turtle beaches!
Oh, man, man.
Back me up, bro. Back me up. Alright, what do you think I do, man? Not that. Not that.
All right, pick this up.
All right.
what
what
what
Come on man, come on man.
Come outside.
Come on man, come on man.
I'm gonna figure out a reliable move to like throw her on to her.
He's so fucking evil dude.
Yeah, what up Japan?
What the fuck was that?
Holy shit!
I don't think she pulled that out, I'm back.
I think we did it.
How do I get this in here?
There we go.
You talking right now for reals? Oh wait, she's going over there with that guy.
Oh, no.
Oh my god.
One, two, three.
My blood turned on? Yeah.
Spinner-worthy, baby.
That was our best match yet, dude.
It's not an all-timer, though, unfortunately.
This match would be fire!
Oh my god, wait.
So we have to collect a certain number of... stars.
Find a better match. Do whatever it takes.
I'll fight you, bitch.
You think you're hot shit? Mo-fucka?
We're here again, huh?
Me knocking on the inside of my door?
I
Wait, this guy might have an actual intro though.
You're about to get jobs my man draw energy
Call the guys in again.
Okay, nice reversal, bitch.
Okay, nice reversal, bitch.
I think you're reversed.
Urm...
The great one.
on you with my 600 pound frame.
Well they hit me with a woo dude.
Oh yeah buddy.
Oh
Is there a low blow you do
I'll get back up, but only because I wanted to.
I'm fucking stunned? Oh my god.
we gotta remember we need to qualify
I think we're gonna lose
See ya, bitch.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Easy-peasy.
Hit him with the spinner, you big dog.
Is that actually me? Yeah, that's a one-for-one recreation, in fact.
Hector Flores. Oh wait, we have to do this one. Wait, that's my assistant.
Did you hear what Robin Ray said on her podcast?
Absolutely not.
She was saying you were great on your international tour, but since Braun, you haven't faced anyone
who's been in a WWE ring in ages.
I don't listen to someone who's never laced up a pair of boots.
Face.
The thing is, she's not wrong.
You do need to mix it up with someone
who's been to the show in the last 15 minutes.
You got anyone in mind?
You're looking at him.
You aren't going to like how that goes for you, heck.
I'll take that chance.
You can keep hitting up those international promotions,
or you can level up and fight me,
I'm getting you one step closer to Bronn.
Your funeral, bitch?
I've gotten enough frequent flyer miles.
You want a funeral?
Here it comes.
We get rewards, dude.
This is the story confirmation prompt.
It'll give you relevant information on the story, such as the reward, you know what I mean?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
First thing to get up.
I'm loving the open source music there.
rise my son rise from your great one two
I mean how do you tell he's winning thought the app when the winner's
announced
What oh, that was his payback
Ignore my finisher, dude Surely he doesn't dodge that, alright
Weep!
Smell his ass big M. This guy isn't watching the video right now.
Are you expecting to just take here what that sounds like?
happening. Ow! Is it a Whip us now? Watch this. Easiest counter of my life. So predictable.
We're buffing up.
Okay, nice dodge bitch.
Hector's gonna beat in our ass.
Grab the weapon and murk this JIT. The JIT sounds like a slurp.
How about I just know that? I hit him with the greatest move of all time.
BOOM!
It's not a slur.
Yeah, but all those guys in chat said it was.
Who do I believe?
Oh no.
Oh god.
Why is he actually hitting us with it?
Wait, does it?
Oh my god.
I'm going for it.
got him. Now what if we did it again? We should have changed this. I thought I did. We're
not beating the fuck out of this guy. How come the guy who made Moonman look like Mr.
disfigure by the way. Keep fucking pieces shit. Oh my god, don't do it to him. That's
You're assistant man!
Did I make my character super short on purpose?
Didn't make him, didn't make him.
Adam Pierce, self-posting the archetype.
We'll break it down on the next women who fight pod.
We were very mean to this lady at the uh...
Been texting you.
Dude, see I'm punk's been text- texting me bro.
I
Got 12 out of 12 evil points
All right, man, let's talk it out buddy
Most of the time Goliath takes David sling and snacks him upside the head with it
Class dismissed. Yep. That was not one of my best decisions in fairness
You were warned you're ready. You're ready to go back to the show and take what's yours
Something's missing. I don't just want the WWE locker room to know I've changed
I want them to be afraid
They need to see you brutalizing your opponents
No rules
Just straight up fights
This channel said bomb threat. I like good idea. We can do it right here
not like this what do you mean you've changed everything else you need this
place to represent the new are the kind of place where people leave on
stretchers that's right I'm gonna be the one doing the burying now
did we really let that small greasy bald guy get under our skin
This guy has not let that shit go, mate.
Okay, what?
No ropes, huh?
Be Olaf of Stravsky.
Holy fuck.
This is real hardcore wrestling right here.
Dude, who needs ropes?
How do I beat?
Okay, he did not make a noise.
Okay, we cannot go up top.
Makes sense.
Ow!
We got the evil guy music going right now, dude.
Ares you?
Uh, yeah.
Who's gonna give you backshots in the archetypes gym?
I'm low-key evil as fuck a chatter said that I don't know what that's a
reference to but I'm gonna incorporate it into my freestyle rap here we go you
Are you ready?
Is it a hidden king fan song?
Oh my god wait I actually have her but it's not good.
I don't know.
Nice try buddy.
I'm just gonna slap the fuck out of you real quick.
Into a grand uppercut.
What's a knockout?
Batch.
Can we get them up? Can we get them up? Then we can get them down. Wait, what?
Big boy splash incoming. Now what if we did that shit again?
Oh
Walks up
Fuck out of my ring man
It's not like some Mortal Kombat shit, Mortal Kombat Scrap Remix.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Holy.
Wait, he's gonna submit me.
Does this not sound like World Comma?
Nice try, bitch.
Okay, eat him out.
Weep!
Oh.
Wait.
Oh my.
The British are really spamming that haystack, but uh...
It's always kind of hard, I'm not going to lie to you.
I cannot tell a lie.
This beat.
Sick nasty.
I
Try buddy, how about the corner again though?
I don't know you want to be out of your rev we stun them. Oh
No buddy
Sounds like an early project path speed.
Preacher path.
Dodge.
Dodge.
Dodge.
Dodge.
Dodge.
Coke's lame about it.
Watch this.
Play for it.
Backshot one.
Backshot two.
Turn him around.
Toriookin!
What the rock is cooking!
Kill his ass dude.
Psycho Sally.
Hmm.
Is this a real wrestler?
We'll know if she has dialogue.
Where it is you're looking for some off the grid fights.
Could be.
I've seen you before.
NXT, right?
For a minute.
I got in some trouble with a bit of a mutiny last year and they wished me the best
of luck in my future endeavors since wwe kicked me to the curb i've been dabbling in a
you profession which one underground fights ooh you know tbt just so happens i have a key to
their arena i've been promoting after hours matches for a fans who like their steak rare rare
meaning bloody colorful nice thumbs up action you're in the hunt for i got all kinds of freaks
and weirdos who'd love a shot at the archetype. Just don't tell Geneva.
That would ruin all the fun. Rumor is your opponent posted some nasty stuff while you're
coming back. That's what I'm saying.
All right. I'll f*** with that name actually dude. That's cool.
Excuse me guys, can I hit them?
So he's got the chefs out for everything dude, that's awesome.
That's a gimmick right there boys.
excuse me nice dodge okay I did not dodge
watch this brownhouse kick a battle I kicked him in the arm
wait I have my finisher
Alright, we need some bat shots to recover stamina here, this guy's massive dude, so
I don't know why I'm shoving him off. I think it is because we are a giant. Or rather, that
is what the guy who made Moon Moon made Moon Moon. I, of course, would never go for such
a power game choice anyway fuck you we're going out we need a new finisher man
Oh, what is happening?
He's going, oh my gosh, wait.
My turn, my turn, my turn.
Give me, give me the shovel.
Oh, fuck!
I'm gonna bury this guy like Paul Eamon and that other guy buried me.
I think about it literally every day.
Okay, he's slammed us on the shovel back, fellas.
The sh- the shmovement is kind of insane right now.
I don't know how I'm breaking out of these.
Choke him out.
Oh my god!
Nice camera bitch.
And oh my god no.
Oh no.
Yep, no one's safe buddy, big sorry.
Hit him with a quick kidney.
Alright, now wait here.
I got something I gotta get real quick.
It's the thing that haunts me in my dreams.
Yeah, now watch this.
Nice dodge, you holy shit.
We got the Mortal Kombat song.
Nice flip.
Oh fuck.
Here we go.
It's over buddy.
got him so fucking evil man
back in a little rap
It's like a rocket, man.
Dodge.
Roundhouse kick.
What?
We are getting supered onto the chair.
Not good.
Oh god
Oh no
I like so buddy
Oh one
A two
All right, we'll play oh fuck. Oh fuck
Weep!
Oh no, he's the real jump. Wait, we're gonna lose.
Danger! Danger!
Where's he going for? Another motherfuckin chair.
I don't think so joke slam of hell
It's over flex mignon
Up or cut sure you can
Yeah, let's get them stunned real quick
Okay, let's go into the abyss.
That sounds cool.
Get up
Okay
Okay, we got out that was this that was this finisher
Finish for me once shame on you finish for me twice
Shame on me. I
Gotta get my stamina back up. I'm so fucking sorry
Oh
Go we got his ass
Go we nice ball
I know stick of hell
Oh, what the?
Erm, guys?
Oh no.
That was just some move.
We're about to have a five star match right now with Flex Minion.
On the chair?
Boom.
Wait, we ruined one of the chairs.
Oh no.
This guy don't quit!
Please move crowd.
Broke it?
Let's get...
The barbed wire bat.
It's over.
Well countered.
Well countered. How can you resist this?
Flexes?
It's over, Flex.
Oh
Did we get them we got them they don't make any noise they land on these masks
Oh
Um guys, he's setting up again.
Get a five star match boys.
It's time to stop driving.
all right second finisher buried it's over flex
It's un-overflexed.
It's overflexed.
the legendary 200,000 724 sure you can of L I can do it oh fuck oh fuck I can't
even hurt him!
Boom.
There.
This guy don't die.
I can't even pick up the bat, pick it up!
That corner is bugged.
A one.
A two.
No no no.
Goal over you, kid.
Wait, what's our super version?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Freaky door type beat.
How do you die?
It's over.
It's over.
Dude, the views are good.
Creaky door.
Oh, I'm so fucking sweats right now. Look at all of the sweats on my body.
That's about how many I can do in real life, so the greatest of all time.
Okay, China.
She's dead, guys.
Steroids.
Let's see here.
Don't treat me like a woman.
treat me like a man. Um, what is Hectorwall? Is this a game? No, this is the DLSS 5 preview.
Then let's change some lives Hector. Who's first soon? You'll be dominating WWE
But this comes first
Oli Flatland. I thought you knew better Hector
Don't waste my time Hector
Come on Flores. Give me something. I can sink my teeth into
Mystery opponent hold up
Okay, who the f*** is this?
Oh, it's El Mago.
I can reach that, you know that?
But he went for a low blow
I think this is the kind of music that like wrestlers here in their head when they're out there putting on a show dude
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's haunting.
Ooh, revix.
Kicks.
Do another move.
Steps on you.
Kicks you in the face.
Omega low.
Stand the fuck up, bitch.
It's roundhouse time.
Dude, look at that. Look how yoked I look. Holy fuck.
This guy can really see the twitchy mode out loud.
Kappa.
goings on. This is what the guy who made the character do. Oh no. Oh no. Okay, bro.
try but you can't stifle the giant incoming this move and then this one I
like to call that one the the head flip learn that one in England
Ouch.
You just think playing with myself and this is kind of like human male falden and uh,
wow.
I'm afraid it's all over, Elmago Junior.
My final maneuver.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no, oh we got it.
Stop him once.
Of course he fucking counters.
Stand up.
I've had enough of you pussy.
He fucking countered me man.
now he's throwing the back on me dude
idiot
He don't rip his mask off, he's Illugidor!
Damn.
Oh god.
He's gonna do it again, of course.
Surely not again though, alright?
We in this bitch.
I'm in.
What if I gave you one more though, buddy?
And now...
you
Nice nice nice nice
Dude, let me kill you, please!
Oh god.
Wait, where the hell are we going to go?
We're going to...
Oh!
I wonder if I have to hit them with a finisher?
I wonder if I have to hit them with a finisher to finish them off.
It's over, buddy.
Farewell.
Throwing you gently onto the ground.
Is that actually me?
What do you think?
looking pretty similar wouldn't you say?
God he's so fucking evil man.
Oh!
You didn't know?
5% to arm power dude.
Wow.
Wowzers!
Did I rebook twice? I got the same guy.
Change, Finnaker?
After this.
Okay, man.
And he picks the woman?
Well, who would I just fight?
Hello? Did you just not see the 20 minute beating that just happened?
You fucking idiot.
good series of counters unfortunately for you I possess something you know steel steps
A
A
a
a
a
a
I
Can't pick up that one
Grave insects for seven?
Did he ever break? Oh.
Oh, she rolls out?
Hey, everyone's back, dude. What's up, guys? WB!
I don't know if she never got stunned.
Hey, catch.
Oh my god.
Kidney shot!
Kidney shot!
Kidney shot!
I'll let go onto the steps holy guacamole splatter
Oh
How did you generate that you've been on the ground for six minutes we're about to get another special
She's doing it again
Nice try.
Do you want to see something cool?
What the?
The music's so fucking evil, man.
Nice talk? What the fuck was that?
BOO!
Holy moly!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
The reversal?
Nope.
Hey, ref.
Catch.
of
the
death
of
death
What even is the purpose of the ramp in this match?
To sleep?
Yeah, he do be sleeping on the job a little bit.
What's up?
Walks up and finishers you?
How about another one?
It's all over, I'm sorry, tomorrow.
Woo!
Takes you up and gently drops you twice.
Scary how uncanny the Moonbeam WWE character is.
Gotta swipe through my webcam on.
Too much air?
Mmmmm.
Nah, that's like the good, that's like a good amount of hair.
It's working your gym your fights the whole wrestling world is buzzing about it
buzzing how they're all talking about the archetypes dark descent.
Holy fuck that sounds evil. I like it. Yeah. I got people from all over hitting me up wanting to try their luck against this new archetype
Boxers, anime guys, even a few WWE superstars looking to get back to the roots on the DL.
No kidding. Who?
Let's just say I got a very exciting surprise lined up. Some real top shelf competition.
Ooh, Stone Colds the Marsan.
You could take him on right now. Or hit up that psycho lady. I know she'll keep giving you fights as long as you want.
Who would beat Stone Colds? Stone Cold?
I've taken everything I can from the underground. It's time to surface
Oh, we're adding psycho Sally to the roster leave that pose
The Shinsuke Nakamura
I eat the guy with the cool song.
Just meilleur.
B зар alarmist music,
I feel that man, I should have myself just because.
Weep!
Dodge.
Didn't think I'd think I'd get the E-Bowler, it makes.
Um, gotta go.
Um, gotta go.
Um, gotta go.
Gotta go.
Gotta go.
Time to acquire the ultimate weapon
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. Yeah, block that bitch
Oh, now you're stuck
I'm gonna find an empty room because we're on this is our this is like
Literally our villain origin story dude. We got humiliated in our diaper in front of the entire WWE product universe products
And then Paul Haman the grease ball said dude
Why don't you just go home, bro?
But my guy was like no, I'm gonna open my own freaking gym. It's gonna be fucking evil
We're gonna beat the fuck out of people there
There, wait there buddy.
We're getting there, pick it up, watch this, trachealoneal.
That was a good throw. That was a good one landing them free throws, dude. Catch. Okay,
what? Oh my God, that's so scary. What the fuck is happening? Oh, he uses over shield.
worry not fellows I come prepared with a plan
the visible wall cringe
let's see you get past this nice
he did it
now for my favorite move the uh oh my god he landed on the stairs
I don't know what kind of music plays when you're a good guy it's probably like
I do that I do that I'm wrestling for the fans what the oh so you're just gonna
spray blood in my face got it
Stay right there. Don't fucking move. Thank you.
We're only beating up women now? Yeah.
I don't think I actually hit that guy, by the way.
Weep!
Stands up.
That's how you know this is like an evil gym.
Because there's not a... there's no ropes, dude.
You know what I mean? That's fucking evil as shit.
Slap...
Finisher...
That didn't even remove his over shield.
Look at the detail, dude. My hand is in the little notch there, dude.
Hey, catch, bitch.
Excellent move.
Moving slightly to the right there to avoid my attack.
Chokeslam's doing your own fucking chair, bitch.
Chokeslam, you again?
I'mma get that chair, hang on.
Let me out. Let me out.
It was all of me? Ha ha!
Chokeslam!
Nice counter, fucker.
All righty buddy, it's not good for you right now, let's just say that.
Ooh, nice brandish!
Where was it at, you?
They should have never made fun of me at the WWE!
Now I gotta beat up Shinsuke Nakamura in my personal gym!
Don't break out.
This is better for you this way, I promise.
All right, we're going for a slap, but he's in the counter, watch this.
Is that evil?
Well played. Excellent goal, Mike.
Torioke!
Am I gunning right now?
Yeah, I gotta lock in. They're on legend difficulty, guys.
I refuse every trick we've learned from the gauntlet.
Ow!
Oh no.
Minus half of my HP minus the sound effect that was supposed to play there.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No more tricks up our sleeve, eh, shinsuke?
Nothing but Ned, baby. Oh, God. Ah! Oh, fuck. Is this submission? No.
There we go, all right, all right, we're back in the one.
A two.
Oh my god. Wait, why? Oh no. Wait, we're dead.
The audience or anyone there that feels like an attempted murder?
Good.
Because it is.
Yeah, that's where you can emotes great.
Very good.
oh oh gotcha bitch it's all over now shinsuke for this I'm sorry it's not
every up actually we're gonna wait couple we're gonna taunt him in his
face I got three buffs right now even though I got the third one
Fuck it, bastard.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Okay, when we go on the shoulders, we have another chance.
it
we get it I think we got it oh we got it
bitch what's time is it the shovel oh my god
There you go. Very shitscape. He didn't do anything about it.
Oh my god, we're still... Jesus, this isn't even televised!
Oh, cool.
the right way. Work your way up to medic speed just like you did the first time. You don't
need to become something... Wait, lose hands. What the fuck? Come on. Don't do something
you can't take back. Why is this guy vaseline-ed up? Show Pierce what you'll do to the main
roster. You're right, Adam. I'm not going to do something I can't take back. He is.
We don't need your permission and we're not going to NXT.
Now take your garbage and get the hell out of here.
My god.
Just being my best friend Hector dude.
The killing is-
HAHAHAHA
Soak it in! Akira Jotawai! You deserve this!
It better soak it in! Who knows when I'll win again?
OH! OH! OH!
Stay back and try it!
And is that Barca Flores?
We haven't seen him in like three years!
Why are they doing this to Jotawai?
This is a vision attack on Tozawa and we have no idea why they're targeting him.
The archetype and Hector Flores have been watching together outside of WWE but no one
expected it to lead to this.
I still can't believe the archetype is back, let alone returning like this, someone needs
to stop him.
I think I was familiar with that.
We know that taking Flores is one of the most effective strategies in any match.
How much longer can this really go on?
No question, he is in trouble.
This match taking a tremendous toll on his stamina.
Dude, Hector, he'll fuck off, man.
He's making this really hard.
Oh, Lord, just a nasty assault.
Just as I was struggling to defend himself.
Yeah, Hector is really grinding the opposition down.
Spinebuster!
He gets into the ring.
I'm not the firehacker man, I'm gonna be honest.
What come on you've done enough. This is getting real ugly real fast
Don't do it. Come on. I can type no first. We go shinskate knock them out. They'll be killed as other Japanese guy
What's going on?
Can we get some help out here
This is not the same archetype we once knew. That's for sure.
He's way fucking cooler, man. He's fucking cooler.
Why does it moon-wimble but it just rotates?
Huh?
Look at the way the jack-in-his-shape.
That was a long time coming you know the way the jacket is shaped me. I
lived it
Each and every day of my life
I tried to be an example of what a wrestler could be not only for the WWE universe
But for the locker room too
But those days are over
I'm here to say the archetype is
Dead after my match against Bronnbreaker. I realized
everything I had done in my career was a lie. I needed to stop trying to be an
example and find my true self. And let's just say no one who stood across from me
in the ring liked what I found. Every time I dominated another opponent, it felt
good. Every weapon attack, every brutal punch, every drop of blood. It felt
Liberating I'm not the same person who lost a broad breaker
I'm much more dangerous. So now I
Am never going to be an example again
Instead with this man at my side. We will make an example
What's his name anyone who gets in our way tonight was just the beginning
We are going to bury everyone in WWE
okay don't say I didn't warn you
one v-20 gauntlet round two legend difficulty this time ominous backstage
promos aside you want to explain what the hell that was all about use mouth
you can't just show up here and start attacking my wrestlers apparently I can't
this guy talking up from a phone and I haven't even mentioned the fact that
You dragged along a non-contracted talent to help do your bidding the way I see it despite you acting like this is some terrible thing
You need me
Someone of my caliber unexpectedly appears on Smackdown
That's a win for you and throw in a former NXT superstar to you just a deal of a century
I don't think so that's one way to look at it
So you can either get on board or find out what happens when you don't fine
At least if you're appearing in contracted matches, you won't be attacking people from behind anymore
No guarantees
Go find road dog kill handle all your upcoming bookings. I love a warned lover of thin ice
There's an official transfer window coming up before SummerSlam. If this goes sideways
I'll send you on your way, and you'll be raw as problem
I'm sure my buddy Adam would love to see me and as for you
I'd strongly suggest you reconsider your association. You're headed down a very bad path.
Thanks, but I know exactly what I'm doing.
Are we gonna betray Hector, dude? God, I hope so. He did hit us with a chair three fucking times, so...
I like this new archetype. Finally showing their true colors. Heart.
Know what you can do when these actions live? I hope Moon Moon comes to their senses real soon
for everyone's sake. Dude, I'm so fucking invested right now. Tell me, like, oh, you
didn't know? Oh, yo ass pedicol! Somebody! I don't want to talk to you, man. Sorry.
I really don't have much to say to you. Good to see you too, Road Dog. Look, we may have been
Before but I don't recognize this version of you
I prefer it just brief all this has instructed me to give you matches
So that's what I'll do good
Just know whoever you put me up against is never going to be the same
Yeah, like I said, not the archetype. I remember who's my first victim
Apparently you just get to do whatever you want around here. So do you want this or not? Jesus? Why do you have a job?
a job. Justify it with something better. Give me another match. Like the good little dog you are.
Why do you have a job? Justify it with something better. Why do you have a job? Justify it with
something better.
table match does anyone recognize Otis because I sure so though wait are we
gonna get the cops filing no there he is weighing in 223 pounds
the demon himself the demon of hell the fair shakes her dishes first thing
making his way to the ring accompanied by Hector Florez from Chesterville, Florida
From the Bat Room
We got the announcer again boys
Go back in the big leagues
Boss
the
The Alfa Academy from Superior was comforted, weighing in at 330 pounds.
Oh, yes!
This is a real wrestler.
Yeah.
He does the work.
Better not do it to me. Or I will kill this guy.
Gotcha, ass.
We gotta get the table.
So low on stamp, huh?
Sleep now, sweet prince.
We were hitting this when Hector was beating the fuck out of that.
I don't want beaches!
get you out there fatty shall we?
oh it's Hector!
oh man!
the luck of that ropes there bitch
oh you're too buddy sorry
Oh.
Excuse me, buddy.
fucking move please
no fucking wind there
Okay, okay, it's loose fast little mind blows.
Oh no.
Where are the commentators going?
Oh, they're afraid to commentate a movement match.
She's threatened to kill them for the gun
I wonder if I can show you can hit him onto the table.
Oh my god, wait it's actually happening.
I
only two and a half stars
I feel like we're robbed
We're talking a yellow Megan man
Not a fan of your actions recently, maybe you can change my mind in this match
Dude, they got the fucking they got the archer guy from Laura the Rings, bro. Why do you have a job?
Justify it with something better
Why do you have a job last man's just to fire with something better?
It's another table match
You got a fight like a list?
Oh, I'm sure we will, buddy.
get high
The following contest is a table match!
Making its way to the ring, accompanied by Hector Flores from Chathamville, Florida,
bringing in at 228 pounds, Jesse and Wren!
Teleports!
Jizzy and Maeve.
Throwed nice for the door.
The end of the world's most expensive car on the line, weighing in at 180 pounds.
Los Angeles, wild!
Fedora wearing ass bitch, rushes you disrespectfully.
This guy's kinda looking like DLSS5, what the hell.
and
No, why?
Wait, where are you giving it to him?
Oh
Oh no.
Dude.
Why did- I wasn't ready for the table, why did Hector put the table in here?
What the fuck did he bring the table in already, dude?
Talking to you is the least favorite part of my job, so make this quick.
Shut up, Road Dog.
You hit him with a chair last match?
He hit us three fucking times with a chair, man.
Oh, one of the season truck.
Starting things off with a good old scrap.
Talking about a hot start, these two aren't looking to have a friendly competition here.
Yeah, this is going to be a battle right for the kidneys from behind.
Absolutely blasted that.
I don't know if Frank's gonna withstand much more of this this has been completely neutralized
Down with an axe handle my goodness came down like a hammer on that arm
shut up
Getting a bunch of hell. Oh strong impact. His body is dealing with a lot of stress here
Yeah, this match is starting to get out of hand real fast
He's heading to the outside.
Go watch for the right of his cow.
Oh, this is a normal match. I was looking for this table.
Right through the kidneys from behind.
Well, Matt was completely in his corner now.
This means he's cracked the code to his opponent.
He turns it around on Prince.
One time for him. Finds his mark.
And he gets set back into the ring.
Normal match, normal match, normal match, normal match.
Getting a big gobby with his opponent here.
Close fifth punch of the job.
That's one way to break up a move.
And it looks like, oh yeah, he is indeed bleeding now.
We're going to beat the fuck out of this guy.
the
I'm so fucking sorry.
Now lift it out of the top turnbuckle.
Boom! Red that one.
These two showing how well they know each other.
These two reaching a standstill with all these reversals.
Oh! Compressed in the corner.
Point up to the top now.
Don't go out there buddy.
Oh, are you shaking your ass?
Oh, he is a poet, no doubt no match for him.
Here we go again. He made his point.
Concentrated on a match instead of everything outside of it.
Boom! What a forearm!
Throwing us some help. Ooh, nice arch.
Prince saw that was coming.
Oh, and a forearm!
Escape just in time!
One, two, slam!
Look at this!
Glaming their opponent by the scone and slamming him down!
Oh, slam right down!
Another blow to the body.
I think the game plan is pretty clear now.
They're putting him back in the neck!
James now not going well for Elton.
The home run done on Elton is paying off.
What are we going to look into humble the knee here?
Oh, boom!
That's not very nice.
And he reenters into the ring.
Oh, common rule, looking for a three count!
Oh, time to get around, changes it into a cover for Rome!
Countered into a new cover.
He forces a break before the counter-two.
He's not letting anyone get away with a lazy pin.
Get driven into the corner.
Bam! Ooh, with an elbow!
The barrage of elbows!
I'll repeat it, folks, on the court!
And anyone of those shots could take you eye for good.
Call them disrespectful, I'll call them bulls.
In your face and on the frame.
Oh, man!
Ooh!
Oh!
of
the
What a shot!
Oh my gosh! Oh my god!
Getting sent to the turnbuckles!
Okay, he should really focus on the match now. We get the point.
Ooh, what an elbow! A barrage of elbows! Ah, repeated elbows in the court!
There's the skill absorbing further impact!
That unraveled on Alton.
One response after another back and forth we go.
These two are fighting hands up for everything.
Brother.
This is it! He could put him away right here!
Sheldon shoots on me 4-2!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
He's going to put his big hand, let's order it to stage the match.
His man calls the rep a judge!
Check out this shit, bro!
Sheldon is feeling a rush of confidence right now.
He shot the hoop!
Sorry, but he caught it!
Oh
He saw that coming
That's got to do it there's no bouncing back from that
got to get back to the ring to stay in the match that'll knock the wind out of him dude
leave me alone he's in a bad way but still has something left in the tank looks like this
This one is officially a draw.
Whatever you bet.
Fuckin' bitch.
I'm mad now.
Hey bro, that was me, GG.
Garts killed that guy.
Lost to Blood El?
Only cuz I wanted to
Oh
Who is it who is it?
It's me
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm sure you can hear me.
Take the hand!
NAAAAAAAAYYYY!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Do that three girl names?
Alright, buddy.
A PANOO!
We got this we got this
How come he doesn't look pregnant? He's not. I am. Slow-blow
Let's go for a ride!
Yippee!
Dude's massive. Yeah, he's pretty massive.
Look at him that.
What is he as technically talented as Moonman? That's the question.
throws it back on you.
That's slaps you.
What the hell?
My lumbago.
I think we can pick them up.
Oh.
One.
Aw, two.
Not three.
Oh
Three
Get up
What are you doing?
No one's impressed for you.
I have to grab this guy's foot.
They love me.
I really love me!
Today?
I
You know
Let's hit the ref one time and see what happens.
Alright.
He did take it like a bit.
That means bitch, by the way.
Do you guys super flex and howl?
Nope.
Oh!
What's happening?
No way.
Um, guys?
He stands up, no shells you.
They're calling him the worst wrestler of all time.
They're calling him the worst roster of all fucking time.
What the fuck was that?
This guy's going to rinse us dude.
Rolls out like a fat guy.
Who's the jobber now?
When I beat the job or if I uh
If I win I'm the job of the
That was a different finish, what the hell, how did I do that?
Okay, ignoring the headphone arm.
Kind of cringe.
He countered my boss to attack, that's insane.
Call me a fucking midfielder.
Well, I may not have that baby.
Well, that's not good.
Oh man of honor Apollo I'll give you that
There's your winner, Jack and May!
See that's thanks for 7.
Hit him with the motor warning dude.
Ohhhh.
Okay, that's the extra 7.
Hit him with the movement we're going to do.
Boom.
Can I do that IRL?
I just did it.
You guys didn't see that?
Not going to lie.
I'll be cheering for your opponent.
This is the guy who beat us.
This is the only guy who has beat this by the way.
It's a man who continues to show us his skill and his darker side.
What they're gonna talk about, don't they?
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Rhee accompanied by Hector Florent from Shepstonville, Florida
weighing in at 228 pounds.
Shepston and...
BAM!
The Arkates are used to coming to the ring,
smiling, playing their hero.
Now he walks into the ring like it's a battle field.
People believe in him, but he's decided that belief isn't enough.
Belief doesn't pay the bills, does it?
I don't think this guy's ass.
Drop in the gloves right away.
We got a hockey fight on our hands.
in a match.
Yeah, just by looking at them, I don't think that intensity has gone anywhere.
Cruz is facing a beatdown.
But Cruz cannot let this forest derail him.
He riggles out of the game, just out of that.
He's finally able to get the reins on this one.
This could be his chance to allow it.
Ha!
He's putting him back in a net.
Bro, what are you doing?
Oh, no.
Come on, just sit up by the necks.
Taking hold of Del Toro here. Can't prepare your place for that.
His body is showing the effects of this match.
Yeah, he's a bit of a crude man, but whoopin' at this point.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
He's quickly assuming control here.
This is another game now. Nothing and no one can touch it.
Not what is on this road.
Using the shot point of the elbow.
Uh, hot the rope.
Oh, costly error there.
I love you Booker T.
Oof, that will rock you.
Oh, with authority.
Set up in the corner. Why is coming next?
That don't combine cruise time.
You're all locked in for him!
He got too many at the end of his relic!
Stamina must be depleting!
Probably hard to even draw a full breath!
It's hard to imagine there's really much of a strategy in a DQ match.
Yeah, but there actually is, Cole.
A lot of the strategies are about escalation.
Knowing when to take offense to the next level.
Whether it's something high-risk or with a weapon from under the ring.
There's strategy there, whether you like it or not.
I
Take any action to the outside might be taking a breather here. You know what that's a no holds bar match
Some of you
He's going to be rocked after taking yet another blow to the head.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Oh man!
Oh man, why don't you hit it there?
Boom!
Going straight for the bite, doing a little more
softening up of the torso here.
Boom!
We're then fighting on the stage like this.
There's no way this is going to end well.
On the statement of the year.
What?
The change only leads to disaster point bing.
That face fog right here opponents than you.
Don't ever forget.
Oh and he answers back at Cruz.
Uuughhhhhh.
That's his disrespect right there.
I kinda like it.
Connects!
So I'm coming!
Quick escape from danger there.
On the back of the neck, what's coming here?
Oh, the first chance!
Jesus!
Base first.
And nothing good has ever come from fighting up on the stage.
So, Bobo, Cleves lives off the back.
Counting it in the rain, very DDT.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
No, stills do it.
No, stills do it.
No, so many things on that stage have potential to lose some serious harm.
Oh, elbow to the stomach, trying to get that separation.
Oh, man.
Oh, what's the talk on that simplex?
Precarious place to have a brawl.
The entrance stage is not a forgiving service to Landon.
Where? I'm looking for a place to throw him on.
Oh, fuck that off! With the still fell ball there!
Turns it around, so the foot meets the stomach.
Boom, what an uppercut!
Finding a bull next to each is dangerous stuff. It's not safe up there.
Can have them ice-licks for a second.
Okay, he should really focus on the match now. We get the point.
Okay, go over there.
Can we go back here? No.
Aw, me and my best friend on the wall.
What a dropkick! Fighting up on the entrance stage, so much aggression on display here.
These two showing no regard for their well-being.
But look at this determination to get out of this, to create separation.
Oh my goodness.
And the probability of serious injury to skyrocket is the action moves out of the staging area.
And after that, just battling through the pain might not be an option anymore.
When your body has absorbed this kind of damage, even breathing can become excruciatingly painful.
And continuing to focus the attack on the depth world here
Right now by the thrust is the E.D. Life left in Cruz
Croping their opponent by the scone slamming him down holding nothing back on top of his entrance ramp
Cruz is facing and beat down
Cruz has got to get his wits about it
Walk with him near the entrance to go back
counters to gain the advantage
I am Latino. Here's our world order. Please do not kill him.
Oh, and he answers back on Cruz. We're going to kill this guy.
come on big dog moving to the backstage elwin and promptable dragging up on me
of the m&m and continue brawling in the backstage area
that I think the commercial and things backstage are getting quickly out of
hand brother done playing nice they've got some serious aggression that needs
to be worked out. And this just might be the best way to do it.
Counters.
I've now tried all the cancer fights out of this predicament.
Are you trying to take me back?
What are you doing? Yeah, he was.
I know I can't imagine what's going to happen next I can't wait to find out. I'm really not sure why they've taken the fight to the stage here
Yeah, I don't think anything good can come from this
Trying to control his opponent like a puppet on a string
Slam sends them crashing
He's not getting deported, he's a wrestler.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
We knew the ring couldn't contain them,
but taking this fight to the ring entrance
proves their treat is dang.
No.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Loading screen for the next backstage
are getting quickly out of hand.
Oh, they're done playing nice.
They've got some serious aggression
that needs to be worked out.
And this just might be the best way to do it.
It's gonna stare nest with a thousand-yard stare real quick. Oh
So damn well I
Targeted up some serious blows tonight. It's not looking good, man
Hey, no
Well, I thought it was an extra game for him.
Not me, though.
He just saved himself there.
Clothesline takes him down.
Forget about it.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Bludgeoned with a stiff shot.
Yoga.
Oh, man.
Oh.
He's got him up!
Slab!
Through the table!
The flaming table.
We on the parking lot?
Hmm.
Indy counters!
Right through the kidneys from behind, and El Toro may have felt that coming.
Go out those doors?
I can't.
Big Boat!
Run his ass over in a Toyota Corolla.
Okay.
Yeah, give him a massage.
He likes that.
Yeah, give him a massage. He likes that.
Go down the ramp.
Come on, buddy.
Wait a second. I'm seeing some promise back here.
Fins it off! Good counter! Both competitors showing they've studied the others' playbooks
to the tee. And there was some force on that move.
Bring him to the team serves. They don't have those here.
He's getting fucked up on that box.
What is that?
Is that a spotlight?
Some end mixer?
Mayhemps?
Disrespecting the competition!
now he's climbing the ladder long by wrong and he's made it up just no don't do it that
was a leap of faith but it just didn't pay off um it did certainly did not certainly
I didn't even try to work out.
Right to that kid knees from behind!
Oh God!
Oh my!
Come with me big man.
say you're gonna ride elevator going up what you don't take this fight to the
elevator just gave me some wall flashbacks but they've made it up out
and this brawl did you say guys were worlds away from a traditional wrestling
contest now no kidding
so what was coming I can't wait I can't hit them
Oh, what a clugging blow.
Oh, counter's right into the bread basket.
He he he.
Two fucking turns.
Oh!
Oh, no.
Or the giant.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No one can only end a disaster.
I'm holding it.
We will touch.
Oh, and he answers back on Cruz.
Picked up and being carried around now.
Face right in the barricade.
Such a dangerous place to be fighting.
No one beats the awkward time to get the real rhythm.
You gonna throw him though?
Not from up there!
No!
That was a bit...
Look at me!
He made absolutely insane!
Come on now, backstage is no place to fight.
No place to be jumping off things.
Doesn't anyone notice this?
Seriously, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Rise.
He can be enjoying the moment too much, giving his opponent a lot of room to recover.
Oh no!
Now possibly setting up for a submission maneuver.
Oh
Overclutch submission
Trying to keep the hold on but no couldn't keep it locked in any longer
This fight has found its way up into the air adding a whole new element of danger
Right for the kidneys from behind
Lots of ways this could go wrong fighting from that heart. Oh my lord. What kind of that?
He carried around now.
A fall from this height could be catastrophic.
No, no, no, no.
From a high.
Oh my God.
There is no telling the amount of internal damage going through that body right now.
After what, a 15, 20 foot drop?
Headbutt in the back of the neck.
There he goes up that ladder.
He's reached no no no one. This is out of control. Launching themselves and somehow perfectly hitting the target.
Just if, no no no no no no no! Good God! What just happened? It's like a leap of faith and a paid-off spectacularly light.
I don't know how. I can't like move it. I tried to throw through it.
This is how a real superstar conducts himself. The railing serves him right for
running his mouth. He's doing everything he can to play out of this tough spot.
Oh that club!
Alright we gotta think of a way to love him or hate him. He does not give a damn.
He's at the top. What is he going from here?
Look at my arm! Oh my god, he moved!
And I think this reaction is only firing him up! He loves it!
Fairly lost in the moment. He better snap out of it!
Ow! This just goes to show how dangerous the backstage area really is here in WWE.
Joe breaker counter to get out of that
Hey, as long as someone hits the matter we're doing fuck
Countering that offense
the
it's over
This can't be allowed to go any further
Is there is there another place we could take I'm sure we'll be table like the parking
Again
You gotta tell me twice
What's he pulling looking for the suplex all the way up look at this power oh no
No, Chalk Block!
Ouch!
What?
So, quick thinking from him right there.
Oh, what a definite choke slam!
And as off-limits as this area may be, they are clearly making themselves at home here.
I don't know if it's like a year old cold, but they're definitely acting like they own the place.
And did you hear the impact of that?
Jump.
BYE, SPLASH!
Get out of dodge!
Finds the advantage after a string of counters!
Come on, man.
Guess who we gotta do.
It can only get worse from here.
Here we go.
Made it up to the top floor now.
Turns it around.
Don't reverse me.
Don't reverse me.
Don't reverse me.
Heist it up high here.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
That's it.
Somebody find something to squint their remains off the concrete.
All right, how do we get to the parking lot now?
Come on buddy.
Oh, Seth cleaned through the window, broken glass flying everywhere.
Get out of there with an album to the guts.
All the answers back on cruise.
Goodness just sit crashing through that window.
Glass shards everywhere, potentially in the flesh too.
This isn't good.
Somebody needs to get control of this.
Kareenie right through the glass window
Fires back with a crucial elbow
Count up on counter great minds thinking alike sequence of reversals
Just nailing the double-axe handle
Blocker leaks for 7.
Come over here.
Found it, I think.
Ah, and look at this fight back refusing to be dragged around any longer!
Side coming! It counters it! Ah, straight forearm!
I'll tell you now, I'm falling in the coach of the Super Bowl.
It's not a good place to be.
And El Toro may have felt that coming.
Guinea-Town blasted.
Oh, the cement.
That did so much stun.
Oh, my god.
I am courageous to escape just in the nick of time.
Ducks out of home's way.
I think we can go through that next one.
They've been tearing at the face!
Hey guys, I've been here a long time, and I can't tell you how many superstars haven't been the same after a fight through the parking lot.
Right through the kidneys from behind!
Pow! What a shot!
Ow!
Come along, buddy. Come along.
I got somewhere I want to show you.
All sorts of danger looming as this flight continues in the parking lot.
to the kidneys from behind.
Oh, a decorative, decisive shot.
Boom, William Peck.
Oh, man.
Look it up.
What's next?
Oh, my gosh, what's impact?
The parking lot is a literal playground of pain.
This is getting ugly very fast.
Oh my god, go down!
Oh my god, why is that so fucking hard? I've almost killed this guy.
And he retaliates!
have been worked his arms enough maybe you cannot go out this way I knew they didn't like
each other but I didn't think they'd turn this into a parking lot brawl
You just fucking counter me?
Haven't you been electrocuted recently?
You see the burns.
They were right there, big man.
Can I open the back of this?
Opening the ambulance doors. Not sure what the plan is here though.
Shutting the doors because there's still more damage left to dish out.
Oh, truly, no god ever comes from being in a WWE parking lot, even when you're not in the middle of a brawl.
Smashed with the forearm.
Hitting the sword and coming. Wow. Rocked with the cone.
Goes out of the way of that one. Running in her at Katerina.
I'm going to take a look at this.
Oh, we.
Boom, red means stop and so does that.
Nothing but cold hard concrete underneath these competitors now.
Yeah, one nasty fall could be all it takes to change the complexion of the smash.
I want to put him in the paramedic machine.
to the gut, creates separation.
A vast disaster with an elbow in the midsection.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
I'd say they should be careful over there,
but I think danger is what they have in mind.
They're out to cause real bodily harm.
Just popping them right up there,
near the back of the ambulance, like a sack of potatoes.
You don't want to be locked inside this meat wagon?
Oh, somebody better call 911.
A Vistall closes.
It is game over, battling through exhaustion.
The world to win is there.
Can they get it done?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
We got a long way to go guys.
Answer after answer for each other's offense here.
Both superstars showing great awareness of their opponent's reference wall.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
These superstars clearly and appropriately channeling every ounce of rope rage they ever had right now.
Going after the arm in a big way.
And I want to grab his hand and I hand him.
Ah, crank in the head.
It's just the first half.
There about a home where this could be ending in disaster.
It was very fucking all the time.
starting to see a bullseye form, right on that arm.
Good up.
It was rattling. I think it's the barrier there between the ambulance and the other barrier.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
And you never want to end up fighting in a WWE parking lot.
Oh yeah! You gotta keep your head on a swivel,
Because giving him back hard is the least of your worries here
This is the hell of a struggle somebody better call not one watch
Of medical treatment you can't doubt that
make you the judge to close up that ambulance for now just ruthlessly mocking his opponent
close lines so effective just how many superstars have we seen supper serious
injury out in a parking lot numerous countless this is not some way you want
no no no no man he landed rough there leaving for the ambulance is a good
way to end up inside of it especially missing your mark crashing and burning
like that at least there's an ambulance nearby for each competitor short they've
done their homework sit as well every one of the captain oh no Fisherman driver
nothing good can happen fighting in the parking lot yeah but I don't think
they had anything good in mind to start with.
Oh, nothing safe about using a cone like that.
Boom!
Oh!
Ow.
All right, big man.
Just howling that safety cone with such force.
reverse directly into an arm drag.
Where you taking me?
Oh, elbow to the stomach, trying to get that separation.
Thunderous Club comes down, very effective.
Fighting it out in the parking lot.
This is looking like one of those outlaw month shows now.
Retaliating with a strong elbow.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Oh my.
That'll get him right off the car.
This is getting nasty.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Taking hold of Del Toro here.
by the Throtten driven down surrounded by pavement cars and who knows what else this match is officially out in the wild.
I don't know how I want to end the thing up.
Hit by the Soaring Cone. Wow.
And he's able to avoid that offense.
Oh, and he answers back on Cruz.
Big boat!
Cheating this parking lot like it's a boxy ring.
The asphalt is like the mat.
This is crazy, man.
Oh, no!
Oh, huge mess right there.
That terrible landing might have just secured them a spot in the ambulance.
Once more, set it up!
Jump slam!
It's over, but I can't pin him.
On the back of the neck, what's coming here?
Whoa, there's Chokeslam right in the face.
How do I win?
Maybe get hit by a car in the parking lot,
or you can take the initiative and throw some...
Uh-oh, he could be looking for a submission here.
Iron Claw submission!
Fighting the whole bite only cost him more here.
every second and there is nothing that can save him here submitting is no hold
cards does that mean no balls coming anywhere
oh okay come on big man
we're going
come on
I
This determination to get out of this to create separation
Get rehearsal what a counter
This is excellent just denigrating his opponent showing who's the superior competitor
He's crying, dude. Stop crying.
Never gonna catch me.
Well, you done back here, buddy?
Shall we return to the ring?
Did you get your Sony? Your Sony prop? A Chatter son Sony.
Oh no, I can't imagine what's going to happen next. I can't wait to find out. Fighting up
on that stage can't contain them at all
what the ridiculous standing shooting start I'm bleeding
elbow lands hard they really don't care where they are they just want to get
their hands on each other let them fight
Oh, he flips that around.
Oh, he's knocked around with that one.
And Del Toro may have felt that coming.
Oh, big dog.
What's he pulling for Del Toro?
Oh, a big ass impact from the choke slam.
He's the only life left.
I guess your HP can't get any lower than that, huh?
All right.
Just go to the ring, young man.
You've been very naughty.
Here's like my sandals.
Got some contraindicts or something.
And Al gets tossed into the ring.
And the manager is searching under the ring.
He only be looking for something nefarious down there.
The baby attack.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Good, great, grand over cut.
Here's the cover.
Does he have it?
Time to the separate, still gets the win.
Here's your win, Jackie.
And...
Yay!
The Arkansas just tore through this match,
focused, fearless, and without mercy,
All the force collateral just to win. That was a ruin to anyone who thought the
Parchets I destroyed.
Greatest of all time? Mayhaps. Mayhaps.
Mayhaps, mayhaps. 13, 13 upgrade points nice.
Alright I got to