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Gentlemen?
It's today your birthday?
Today's my birthday.
Birthday?
is indeed.
Can't believe it, we made it to 21 boys.
Bosh!
All aspects for seven.
Hello.
Can't believe it, we made it 22 boys.
and he knows it's true. Oh, he knows it too. He knows it too short. Thanks to the best,
dude. Appreciate that. Appreciate it. Birthday subathon. No. No, no, no, no. I shake down
game companies now for money now you guys no such mafia thong here fellas
wonderful it doesn't loop long
crimson does there got a six out of ten from IGN the racist next question
Would your ex get you for your birthday?
Who am I ex-way for your mom?
Because your mom got me molded pussy flashlight.
Is there is busted? No, we broke up, dude.
Excuses paid positive chatter. First time China chat says, yo, big M, are you playing the new game? I will not be playing Crimson Desert.
That game looks mad, mad.
You only famously play good game dude look if you paid 80 bucks for him to desert enjoy
enjoy it. I did not. Let me fix my toupee. Literally pay $250 for WWE 2K26. And I guarantee
I got 1000 moral chuckles out of that game that I would ever have gotten out of Crimson
desert. And that's just the sad reality.
Do they have a guy dressed up in captain Israel's outfit in
Crimson desert walking down the ring so slowly that it takes
seven minutes to get down like 100 feet? No, dude. They don't
have that.
They don't.
Do they have a final five minutes, Charlie Kirk downloadable from the online store and
from the desert?
No, dude.
No.
Please give me 13 minutes on the Iran conflict go.
It's bad, man. It's bad. It's so bad. Harris,
I'm tired of your sub it.
Oh, man.
Do not like that.
Juice tan and ember not thanks for subbing.
So you got 50 seconds left to hold this 50 seconds left. Okay.
words of a chatter who I whose message I saw briefly I ran I ran so far away and I ran
excuse me credit that chatter I did I did I did I did I did I did
a fucking dead dude
so they had a date that they had our unhiddable f-35 that cost us one trillion
tax dollars jimmy bought the truth in tens of by the way
did money is not real
who fucking cares
was my goop a thing about this
was my goop of a but one of the country take the supplies to make a new
one dude my gupa my gupa play the cell in penny cases the wire me 3k right now you
3k bro why am I not on the the flotilla to Cuba you mean the freedom flotilla
all the semi trucks that they attach the floaties to so that they could float
to keep it a ticket as made that up but that would be really funny me when I get recorded
to invade to do Bay of pigs to buy John Smith the Facebook guy
I'm cleaning my glasses so I cannot see what any of you guys are saying.
Hey, Moon, did you get surprised by Pearl Harbor?
I saw the.
Not quite the same thing, huh?
Not quite the same thing.
Your president is a retard.
Okay, that chatter said it, not me, Donnie.
Donnie, I love you.
I love you.
Yeah, that guy over there.
sick dark haired lester crest roleplay
play. That's the guy from GTA 5 by the way. The nerd guy. Can you guess what similarities
that possessed with Lester Crest?
Bald? Nailed it. White? Nailed it. Ooh!
One more? One more? Glass? Yes, dude! Yes, dude!
Decide what game you're playing tonight, please don't say room world dude, listen.
If we play room world we're gonna play the cool mod that turns it into an ARPG.
It won't even be a room world.
Dude you gotta peep it out.
No, no boring cringe strategy stuff, dude, dude, this game's got everything for ball
and shoot.
Good luck guys, thanks for subbing Lord so basically 6997 their rate WWE 2K26.
You know, thanks for sub it.
So honestly, playing it wasn't unfun.
I bet playing as actual players, probably more fun.
One thing that they did really good in that game was the physics.
Great potential from the physics.
However, the sound design is crazy bad.
Like when I threw Charlie Kirk from 50 feet in the air onto the ground,
and all I heard in response was like a wet slap.
Like, come on, bro.
So, I don't know, like, why not some cracking bones, dude?
You know what I mean?
Gilgen and cryogenesis, you know what I mean?
The wet slap sounds accurate to me.
Well, make it, make it louder, then.
Make it louder, then.
Uh, Shaihachi, thank you very much for nine months.
And Isaac and Lobo, Tamey Man, and Mr. Transparton, you know, they're so, but
you think you can hear cracking bones?
You think you stupid bitch, dude?
I, the player of the video game should hear it.
Maybe early access shouldn't hear it.
Best Roppel and dead days.
There's a.
Um.
I think WWE 2K26 is the game I'd like to revisit in like a month or two
just to see what else people have like made.
Bomb bomb bomb that said we got we ran to some good creations
Despite them pretty much only being made during early access
I give it a 7.2 out of 10 dude not bad not bad
Not bad. That's generous.
The story mode was Pete Cheesy drama though.
The story mode was good.
Ish.
Moon, how do you get that hair phone headline? Headphone hairline. Sorry. That's a hair phone?
wear a headphone every day for 8 hours at least for 10 years.
I hope this helps.
Also, this photo is photoshopped, it is not real.
That never happened, dude.
You mind if I goop?
Yo, you mind if a goopa get a little goop?
Also fake.
Is that only on YouTube shorts?
Thank you. Courage. Hello.
Are you for randomizer? Meh.
Also no.
Worst game I ever played.
Beyond two souls by David Cage.
Next question.
Second worst game.
Shipman.
The Sopranos rode to, rode to respect.
Yeah, that game sucked.
actually sucked.
Borgie Borg takes first seventh.
Actual politician, who me?
Oh.
Dude, I'm Dave, I'm Dave Johnson from the Kentucky Third District in this one right here.
Oh, okay.
Who?
What about atomic heart?
That game had some problems.
That is true.
You were played Fahrenheit though.
I did.
Did I not?
That's someone that starts off like during the winter in the
diner at.
Yeah, I liked that one. That one was cool. That's the one with the anime battle on the
rooftops I think. Or maybe I'm thinking of Indigo Prophecy actually.
It's the same game. What's the full title of the game?
Fahrenheit, the indigo prophecy.
It's the same game, dude.
It's a safe fucking game.
And I checked out banquet for fools.
Oh, it's a serp G. No, I haven't checked that looks cool though.
I'm playing Creaming Desert today.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I'm going to play Golden Sun, yes.
What was golden son on the Gameboy advance?
Wasn't it?
Oh, yeah, dude.
That was one of the first GBA games I played.
Let's play a really obscure point and click, dude.
I'm going to watch these hot babes dancing in the mango babe music video.
smoke and hot baby renews.
Well,
we've played Mission Impossible on the end on the Commodore 64.
I think I think this guy, he said C64.
No, I have not.
You play any of the super cool DBZ games on GB8.
No, but I played a.
I play that one DBZ game where it's like an RPG and it ends.
Where is it then?
I think after Frieza.
Legacy of Goku, maybe.
Ah, no, that's not the one I played.
It was a Super Nintendo one, dude.
I think I'm going to get it.
Digestix for seven, dude.
Well, look outside. Yeah, I love to look outside. I can't.
It's freaking PogChamp.
Play Shadow Warrior. Which one?
dude. I did play DBZ hyperdimension. I played on emulator. Dragon Ball Z Super Saiyan and
Setsu maybe. That is the game. Yes, it's like a little card game. It's weird. That's the
DBZ game I played.
It was I, it was I.
So you stole, yeah, nine, nine year old me stole that wrong.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
I'm Jeff off of extra seven.
Hey Paul, thanks for sub you play you geodungeon dice monsters on the GB ASP though
My brother's nice to play untranslated I think I think I did as well
But then I think I found it. I think I randomly downloaded a fan translation. That wasn't good, but
That's a good idea.
Dude, this Pluto game looks sick.
What the hell?
It's a deck builder though.
My least favorite genre of games.
Not based?
I'm sorry, gentlemen.
It's not my least favorite, because I think it's bad.
It's my least favorite, because I'm a dumbass.
That's right.
Just play Death Stranding 2.
It's on PC now.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What if I never played the first one?
There's a recap.
He's a millionaire, a hundred dollars, he does nothing for what?
What are you even doing this game?
Walk.
Walk and deliver semen.
I bet you cry at the end probably Kojima is pretty good about me making me cry at the end dude, oops.
Goofs increase the goop level.
They are right now gaming.
Thanks for seven.
Never car.
Thanks for God seven.
I can't even shoot one.
Zero.
Play concubine wrap your alley.
Nope. Drusky likes your 7 out from cantaloupe.
You like him just 5 you will like it.
I can't even shoot one.
Zero.
I can't even shoot one.
Zero.
I can't even shoot one.
Zero.
I can't even shoot one.
Zero.
I can't even shoot one.
But do you know why I liked MGS5?
The Gameplay That's right!
this ballot road do that game so 20 20 20 to 20 20 23 24 20 24
It's I'm just posted a picture of some ribs some ribs me love ribs one last match against
I can't get sucked in. I can't get sucked in, dude.
It was tempting. It was tempting. At Moon Moon rate my stick.
That's a nice stick. Is that driftwood? Do you make that?
What is that?
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man. It's not his penis.
Kimo Sabi, the extra seven district in play is not just a walking simulator. It's much more in depth than that.
Ricky Tangy for seven.
I was wondering what the guards blacked out, but it was the cat.
also a dog shit story.
Dude, I regret to inform you that the Kojima wrote the unfolding of world events in MGS2.
And if you do not respect his vision, you are currently defying
the unfolding global story right now, dude.
Yeah, then he predicted go vid dude riddle me that how's that possible
You predict he caused it.
No, no.
No, no.
I need an honest review.
You're gonna play Crimson Desert.
You know, Tom, you know, Tom, many of you saw it too, they predicted all this.
I mean, in order to like appreciate and understand and respect Crimson Desert, you would have
had to have played Black Desert Online, right?
Are you an avid BDO player, fellow?
You play in your Xbox for one day they have BDO in the Xbox how
It's an entirely self-contained story
All right, well I got to log into BDO to get my daily reward y'all chill with that
I'll chill with that.
No.
Oh, okay.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
No.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
I'm not playing your furry platform right now. I'm sorry. I've already played one furry platform in last year, dude
That's my quota
What is BDO it's everyone's favorite MMORPG that everyone logs into every day to play
You spent $32 on Xbox Game Pass on No England.
Wow, well I gotta listen to the goat real quick.
There we go, that's all I needed.
Goop level I revved the 60% right now. I got
Kept in next for seven you guys don't want to know what happens. I maximum goop
and add some goop to the level. Yeah, man. I'll throw in 0.13, bro. Hang on. Play some
spooky ass shit dude why does the steam store look different bro how the fuck
how do I get to the page where I can scroll down and see what has been
released resilient. New releases. Here we go.
Dude, out of the pink part, out of the park baseball 27, dude.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go, dude.
Analogic 2
Bros games from the the fuck it is this from BC times before COVID bro, you're suggesting this shit
2019 BC
Birth control a certain five subs per year though
No, not British Columbia before COVID
The remake slash sequel to the first one pretty good.
I was the one who reached the guy with the flamethrower through the window, dude.
I remember.
How can you doubt this man, Hojima Hideo?
What is this a picture of? What is this?
Does he have himself as Gojo holding himself? Is that what's happening right now?
I don't understand.
You know, we'll keep this we'll keep this game out, dude.
I think a good suggestion chatter suggests of that.
Limes. What game?
Well, let me describe it for you. Okay.
okay build your audience is a content creator in this streaming simulator role
playing game riskier moves bring more viewers to your channel but raise no
variety push the edgy content too much and you'll be banned balance hype and
caution to stay live game viewers become the content king dude
it's not a disguise porn game, dude.
This is definitely Unity Slop though.
And content can you live is Caden Brentley, a young brain rod streamer who broadcasts his entire life. Pursuit clap by any means necessary to become the biggest streamer of all time.
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complete quest start drama with streamers and farm clips to boost your view cap.
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Oh my god.
Dude, it's got as that's fan cameo in this dude is Clears Cornwood.
It's got Seer I think that is who that is.
It's got Myth.
Guess remember Myth from Fortnite?
Myth Fortnite dude.
You seen this game Rummy was a dead man.
Yeah.
I
Yeah
They have fuses in it you mean phase
No, it's fuse
Beep this chud versus soy jack.
Beep this chud versus soy jack.
He's shooting all of them.
He's not going to stop play family.
Only guy.
That's not a game.
I'm not into baseball today to be honest.
Excuse me.
Rogan, Genesia.
Also, didn't America lose to like, Venezuela or some shit?
Isn't that our sport?
Not anymore?
Okay, well, I'm gonna tell Donald Trump he's gonna take it back. So maybe, maybe quiet down a little bit. Big, big dogs. Okay?
I
Check out the Brazilian favela games with overwhelming positive reasons straight. I played one
You know about Brazilian drug dealer three yeah, I played that one
And it was okay
USA also the USA ABC teams for WBC. What is that?
America can't beat Venezuela once they get a sneak attack advantage.
Do I got bad news, brother, brother man?
You know how modern war has been fought for the last 500 years actually well before that as well before
Before England it was like um, actually you need to line up and shoot guns at each other from across the field
You ever read the art of war pussy, huh?
I think you did brother brother man. Oh
You can't read
Have I? No, but I guarantee there's some fuckin' bass-ass line in there.
Hold on, let me get the music real quick again.
Let me get the music.
Hold on, there's probably a lion there like this.
Make sure you attack your opponent from behind because that is where they are least wary.
The element of surprise is far more valuable than any strategy.
I say it in Chinese.
Couldn't have said it better myself, literally.
I don't speak Chinese.
Mr. Chase, thanks for seven. Six, seven.
You might get eight, six, seven now, by the way.
You should deceive your enemies. Wow!
What?
Why we?
I want some stalker gamma. I'm not gonna lie boys. I never played stalker originally and then I played stalker to that
She was ass that she was ass
Stalker to sucked so much fucking ass man crazy amounts of ass
Stalker gamma is the real game
I got a feeling you're lying to me.
It's just like you ever you ever get that that vibe?
You guys vibing right now, BTW?
So those games that are better modded.
Hmm.
You guys ever get snot in your nostril
and like when you talk, you can feel like moving.
a little slug in your nasal cavity. I'm talking about
croc neckticks are 69 months.
Guy in chat said I'm gunna vacomet. Don't vacomet in my chat.
Do not do that.
I'm trying to do the raids.
3 little way by one shitty dude.
No one can name another guy.
I want shitty dude. No, I can name another green jelly song by the way
Well, maybe I can like zoom in here so it's a little bit more readable
Nice
This song sucks so much fucking ass.
Who the fuck are you?
Control scroll wheel scales the text? Are you real?
It's not doing it on my OBS browser sir.
You got file fancy last week? That's epic. I got livery company.
And the battle of San Salvador.
Ooh, wait, gold pack already?
Gentlemen, that could be the holocaust.
Oh, we got an anarchism, dude. Wait, that's actually kind of hard.
Yup.
You know we stay breaking the law.
Perfect song. Perfect card, dude.
Don't download this song is the first signal from Weird Al Yankovic's 12th studio album Straight Outta Linwood.
Do we get, guess number one like a month ago?
Millennials were going hard on the dude guys.
Weird Al Yankovic sang the Rage Against the Machine song and he didn't change the lyrics.
Shit's gonna go down.
You know shit's fucked up when Weird Al doesn't parody the song, dude.
Millennials when they roll up to ooh, I got a yellow one
Making shit up dude. Okay. I'm gonna explain some context, right? We're now Yankee base performed
Fuck you I won't do what what song is that I?
Right at her detected I
I never played this killing in the name of yeah, I guess he did a performance of killing in the name of
and he didn't change the lyrics and like millennia like 40 plus people 30 plus people on tiktok were like dude
that's how you know shit's fucked up i'm like no that's not that's not that was not my indication the
that she was fucked up.
Oh!
Wait, was LeBron in this one, guys?
Was LeBron in this?
No? All right, that's trash.
I don't care about LeBron James.
and show a hey Otani and
Who's a cool football player give me one OJ
Oh, Tony is my guy. No, he's my guy. I watched the grand finals of baseball last year. He's my guy.
Stenotritus pubescens.
Break the law, we have played Barothia.
A soft fabric, neat.
My dad told me the other day he was getting into snooka.
Like the the English pool like version of pool he is out talking about
Yes, snooker. Yeah, he called snooka. I
Assume he was trying to avoid saying the hard R
Nice.
Okay.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
How long you've been holding that one?
It just came to me with.
English rock band, The Rolling Stones, pass.
First congressional church, United Church of Christ,
New Old South Congregational Church, dude.
These motherfuckers be renaming their pyramid scheme on the daily, dude.
We got two gold cards today, huh?
That's more than I've had the entire time.
Dude's one lead.
Oh, who see me?
A Palestinian atheist, secularist.
Oh, all right.
I can't look at that card anymore, guys.
I'm on a pecs. We'll do one more gold bag. Yeah, I got a quick little, uh, my pager went
off. Let's just say that. Cabin is real. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The ad doesn't load.
I'm not watching the ad.
Fuck that.
Well, you yielded like a dog.
I just have such great respect for Captain Israel.
It was a great wrestler.
Great wrestler.
Dude, it's Icy Duwangi, Dekki, Nahi Kahi.
That's my favorite ball I would throw, I think.
Dude.
SFR zero, they sure are seven.
I got the I'm not racist, but card.
That's the perfect Twitch Shatter card, actually.
Oh, my gold bag, dude.
Wiki got you up for video games.
That's neat.
Patrick Whitehouse.
This guy's last name is Whitehouse
and he's not the president, dude.
Oh
Oh, I understand why you guys told me to do it now
Because the refreshers might how come no one said that do yours like dude watch the ad I don't want to watch an ad mofucka
You know, it's funny something I noticed about having a kid
I think humans are conditioned like automatically or somehow like it was passed down to like the act of viewing and advertisement is just inherently repulsive to humans. I think it has to be.
All right, let's go dude elaborate my kid hates ads and he does he barely has a frontal lobe dude
Dude it's Nam Woo-Kyun
Known mononymously as Woo Hyun is a South Korean singer, songwriter, and actor.
He is the vocalist of South Korean boy group, Infinite. That's awesome, dude.
I'm more into Teresina and Coatesville, Pennsylvania.
It's so bullshit, man. I'm gonna read about this house real quick.
Tell me the history of this house. Teresina.
Okay, first of all, Teresina is an Italian city, so the, the Hick in Pennsylvania named
his, his house after an Italian city.
Just click the card, dude, how many times do I have to explain, you know what, shut
the fuck up dude.
Shut up.
This shit has four sentences on Wikipedia, but it qualifies for a historic...
Like there's no history here.
The house was built as a wedding present by Rebecca Lukens for her daughter Isabella.
She was the owner and business, the owner and manager of the Iron and Steel Mill, which became the Lukens Steel Company of Coachville, Pennsylvania.
Fortune magazine called her America's first female CEO of an industrial company.
It's a nice house though. Actually, I take it back. It's got like the weird like spray painted gold on the outside. Why?
Not a nice town. What's wrong with Coach's bill, dude?
You just pulled the list of all US deaths in 2021.
How do they get that info?
Data brokers?
Yeah, look at this house.
It's blowing all the way up.
Show them the shutters dude, show them the shutters.
Bro tell me you didn't get a spray can of paint from Home Depot one time when you were a teenager
and it was that exact fucking color.
Looks hella nice.
The structure and the make, yes.
the colors of the shutters and like the weird.
What do you call that little jutting out cylinder?
The sun room.
I don't know.
It's not AI, bro.
That's all of you shaved baboon.
OK, you don't like that, though.
You don't like that.
Tell me you don't like that, or I'm going to get fucking mad right now.
You like it. I'm so mad right now.
I'm actually so pissed.
You bet the insulation on the house sucks.
Yeah, I mean, the house is from like the early 1900s.
So yeah, probably.
I don't own for my city.
I put on for my city on for my city.
So there's like pretty ugly, but the other thing looks okay.
Would you guys live in a house like this? I don't know why I pause. I don't know why I pause.
Yeah, man, it's just, it's just, yeah, I'm just, I'm sorry.
Yes I would like to do that actually, yeah, I would like to do that.
I would love to live in a house.
That sounds like a fun time.
I'm stealing that for an interview question.
Isn't that what you do, okay?
You go, would you like to live in a house and then pause and then like wait five to ten seconds and then continue your question even if they've begun answering it?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Gary suggested a good idea last night to me.
He said you should do a week where you play only normie games.
So like 2K, Kawa duty, FIFA, dude.
I don't know what it would be called though dude. I don't know what to see like that's that's that's what I told him
I was like it needs a good name
Ball and gun week
Hmm
It's got to have a clever name though
Does that mean overwatch is back just because you got baited in the playing overwatch for ten years
Does not mean that is a game that the average person plays. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Norman week? You should call it the games are dead week.
Gaming is so boring week. Gaming is dead week.
So, no, goop.
I feel like we're getting somewhere, I feel like we're getting somewhere, um, no new games
week. Yeah, I'm gonna hop on FIFA 30. 16 of 15 week. Oh man. Football manager 2026 when
I don't get that game. Do you just manage a football team? You don't even like play
The football is football that boring?
And we're talking about soccer to be clear, right?
You hit bluders with the
fuck is the blue
But that's the week.
Do I saw I saw a video of a guy who made like the most excellent point
about Starfield, actually.
They compared it to.
Arena.
Elvis rules, arena and said that.
Starfield and arena are basically the same game
in the way that they handle the procedural world generation.
And it is. Oh my God.
I was like fucking true, actually.
completely desolate open world, dude. It was terrible.
You like Starfield though? I liked building my base.
Honestly, it wasn't bad.
I will say that the best feature of Starfield
was the fact that your screenshots would show up during loading screens,
of which there were quite a few loading screens.
So call it NPC week.
I think that's a good name.
I think NPC week is a good name for the normal guy week.
NPC week.
That's a good one.
Co-worker week.
Yeah, NPC week in parenthesis, coworker week.
NPC equals normal people content.
I like that. I like that.
Bro, you just got done at your 10 hour shifts at the eyeball inversion factory and you're out having a cigarette.
Your coworker who you only has ever said 10 words to is out there too.
You turn to him, you strike up a conversation, you say,
Yo garth you play video games. Yeah, man. Yeah
What do you play oh
Like FIFA normally
Okay.
Woo! Yeah!
Look at the defense dude, just like in real life.
They ran that shit like the fucking, the Seahawks in 2013.
That was a football reference by the way.
I'm not sure.
Damn 13k defense.
That's more than the Holocaust up pretty sure by the way.
My coworker plays Fortnite and cotton doesn't know what Dark Souls is.
dude when you're at the foreskin peeling factory and the guy next to you who's been peeling foreskins off
Says that he yeah, he games he usually plays a arc Raiders
Well done, well done
Did you play arc bro, it's my squad they've crossplay in that bitch
guys who remembers the first cross-play game ever made who remembers oh shadow run
that's right dude yes
you
that's not like seven minutes long
you play the Lemon cake song in court. I do not, I do not know the Lemon pound cake song.
Or you know those cops have to be pissed bro. Any cops in chat? Any cops in chat? Any coppers?
How's the cop community handling the Afroman victory right now?
You're so pissed, dude.
I know you are!
I know you are!
I know you are!
Fuck, man!
makes police officer cry hearing the song he made about her being played in court.
Ooh.
Wait, guards, can we pull this up on the screen?
We put this on screen, dude.
Take your time. Have you seen the Dark Souls with dementia mod?
I'm looking it up.
One of the lawyers for the cops asked him straight up, is there any way you'd change
your mind about suing these officers.
It's a bold strategy. It's a never been trying to you. How do you feel about not
doing this? Actually, I play it.
No, I posted it because the shares never supposed to rate in my house in the
first place. The whole raid was a mistake. All of this is their fault. If
they hadn't have wrongly rated my house, there would be no lawsuit. I
I would not know their names.
They wouldn't be on my body.
They wouldn't be on my home surveillance system.
And there would be no songs, nothing.
My money would still be intact.
All right, pause it real quick.
Pause it.
So all of this is their fault.
Really, really do.
Really.
All right, please continue.
All right, I wanted to add some transformative content.
Really, dude, boys.
Why are you crying?
This is a cop?
I
Dude, the guy filming this, man, how do you not giggle at least a little bit, man?
That is insane.
The Stoicism beyond display right now, dude.
It's a set camera in court.
Yeah, but someone had...
Surely the camera wasn't just fixed on this lady
the whole time, right?
Someone had to move it.
How long is this?
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
Oh, you're watching the video.
Oh, they're watching the music video!
What why were they even at after men's house to begin with? I mean obviously I mean we could probably
extrapolate the reason that they wanted to go there. What was the reason they gave though?
Oh a fake tip about drugs and kidnapping
You see, I said, you see, I said he had a dungeon with slaves and drugs.
So, crackhead, tip them off, I shit you not.
when I'm the inbred police officer taking the tip from the crackhead that I've seen 20 million
fucking times as I drive by the guy who I've seen perform Olympic level Fentfolds. Hmm.
This seems like a credible tip. I think I'm going to get me in the boys and we're going to go kick
this guy's door in dude
the dice to the external dude i
man i think about this okay my generation and the generation before
that dude all of the copaganda that we got fed dude how how are they going to
fill the ranks and like 10 years bad because it is not looking good for cops
man and the record is not high bro it is not high man
One of the cops stole a piece of lemon pound cake, too.
You're interested in how easy it is to get super people to become cops?
I mean,
you just promise them a big bonus and then you never pay, right?
Easy peasy.
Not sure where he thinks he's up.
Shmoney.
This one of the best parts where a cop says his wife might be sleeping with a ferment. So that was a very specific clip
I don't think that's in there
Zen mark who likes for seven
Everman is the nicest guy in time to takes pics with everyone in his weed suit
Really because the only after me at recent after man who's I remember was him punching that lady who got up on stage in the face
Let's not rewrite history here. Okay
She deserved it. She did not deserve to get punched full force in the face. I'm sorry. I disagree with you
I'm not trying to virtue signal. Okay
Not trying to I'm gonna have to rewatch the video now because I'm pretty sure she's like wanders up on stage and then like
Bumps into him or some shit. You know what I mean?
I'm not even sure that she touches it.
There's like 20 people in the crowd.
Oh, she was just dancing.
Do not show that on stream.
Former concert security here. Moon is objectively wrong.
Dude! Okay.
I get it, you know, any psycho could get up on stage, like...
That was 12 years ago? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying, though.
The reason is, you don't know if they're armed with a knife or whatever.
So, did he just not have security?
Why did he have to be the one to punch this lady?
He thought she was a male heckler.
After a man whose real name is Joseph Foreman claimed he mistook her for a male heckler
and reacted in a moment of frustration she booty bumped him oh so he thought he
thought he was getting the booty pop the booty pop and moon salt from a dude on
stage so naturally he had to lash out wouldn't want to look gay mr. man not
on stage that is not good for the street rep dude I'll be right back I'll
I'm going to get some coffee, then we'll begin.
Okay!
you
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So, your claim and that is the definition statement is that he said he had sex with your wife.
Yes.
And that's painted you in a false light.
It's caused tremendous pain in my life.
I'll get to that. We have to go through false life first. So does it paint you in a false life?
Yes, that my wife is shooting on you with Mr. Forman.
But we all know that's not true, correct?
I don't know.
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Ha ha ha!
That'll be quick, of course.
Happy birthday, Stake.
Happy birthday, Stake.
All right.
That's great.
That's great.
You're all right.
Oh, you're all right.
Yeah.
You're all right.
You're all right.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
You
Something akin to a phantom pain
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Hey, fellas.
Hey, fellas.
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21st birthday dude can't believe it we share a birthday happy birthday dude
I don't know what you're talking about.
You found the game Bellotrope dude no one fucks with Bellotrope anymore dude G.P.
Lothix or 7 and Tundar is I think for some of it.
Bar A6 for some of it.
I'm sorry.
Tana Mossy X for Subbit.
Teardown Time.
I didn't really like Teardown when I played it. I've played it before.
Ribbit Finder in Moe's Slicks for Subbit.
And son of you gays or something?
Do you see the guy who made an entire rap concept album about cave story? No.
What's the name of the guy, dude?
Boston PRSBC they sure take ten subs
John Cave
Would you guys be reacting the same Mr. Oumata rap concept album about Sonic 3?
Doubt it.
Eight days ago.
you
I'm sorry.
Bro.
Not for me fellas.
I'm sorry.
That's some that's some Brentel floss shit.
some Tabuscus shit, menacing penguins like for so
Tabuscus is a giga homophobe and racist today.
He's just doing the Vtuber graph, man.
Let me fix my toupee.
The Mass Effect trilogy is time.
I thought about playing Mass Effect recently.
No cap.
I'm also going to play Fallout 4.
A game I have never played.
Fallout 4 sucks ass.
You're a good person, man.
Gameplay wise, it's the best fallout. No cap.
Yeah, I think New Vegas fans aren't ready to hear that.
I don't think they're ready to hear that, dude.
Stop making fun of the way I say Vegas.
Are you guys ready?
What better way to celebrate my 21st birthday than to play a game that encapsulates the modern era of streaming?
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don't worry you guys are gonna love this dude
He has a Mr Beast?
Why did this ask for firewall permissions?
Sus?
On a sleep, click play already!
Dude, what?
Hurry up little bro, I'm losing viewers.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
A casual content grind.
This moment is incredible.
But I wish my stream could see it
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You're such a kid! Are you serious? If you're gonna stay here and scream, you have to knock
the fuck out of the institute or you're fucked off.
Eden Brentley's chat dude.
KYS vs Logan Blake.
Open Your Life is a streamer, a dead one currently, transmission to game viewers, and climb the
ranks of the streamer world.
Go find some content.
Hey!
Come down here!
No!
King Kong donated $1 bro.
What are mom going on about?
Do you let's go shoot our mom for content chat you know this whole thing's pre-recorded, right?
It's not this is live
Kaden why is there a ten thousand dollar charge on my credit card? Oh my god. Did you buy a drone?
It's for streaming. I told you already I'm gonna be a streamer
Caden you know, I don't understand whenever you talk about this streaming thing
Have you started your college applications yet? Yes lie. Yes get off my day about it
Just making sure you don't want to miss the deadline which schools have you applied to?
Harvard why do you care so much you went to college and you don't make shit
Streamers make five times your salary. Hey stupid bitch. That's quite mean Kaden. I ain't capping mom
Everything we have is cuz the dad's money if you weren't so broke. Maybe he would have stayed when I was born
Kaden Robert Bradley. This is quite enough. I think you should apologize. We're doubling down fuck that and now feel like
Me doesn't apologize to no one
Oh, yeah, the drones following us right now, which is why she was like, oh my god
Did you buy a drone you got plus two beers you're calling her mama bitch. That's good
And alpha like me doesn't apologize to no one drone recording us to turn it off
Nope, this is my life now. I'm gonna stream everything they fit a McDuck you memories about me on God
God.
My content around that streamer right
the content around the house 0 out of 3.
Hey chat what do you think about this aquarium chat.
I can't go here yet.
Oh
Sheesh
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Dude like earthquakes.
Ooh, cooking stream, first tell social media what you're going to cook for a spaceman in
the patterned zoo.
We about to cook some filet minion IDK out of smell at low.
Okay.
In the microwave, huh? Okay.
Where's my drone up there?
Oh, God.
What's on like that, though?
Gambling and viewbot fun. Two dollars.
Yo, Chal, let's watch a movie.
Stream the Paul Blake vs. KYS boss shit of it.
No, no. Drink the water with a fork. First tell social media what you're going to do.
in here I'm about to drink this whole fish tank with a fork LeMau.
Now I have so many $1, so many $0. The content was too so 2020 bros step it up.
Okay. Oh he wants us to eat the fish. Okay.
you also gain chat am i alpha just came viewers but you also gain notoriety
certain choices may increase or decrease your notoriety reach max notoriety
will be suspended from streaming ain't efficient still nobody is watching t s
low-key sad bro pack it up okay we lost some sanity you get your first toxic
donation and chat message toxic donations and messages will rage bait you
decrease your sanity, low sanity will trigger adverse effects that alter gameplay.
You could probably stream a rock concert and get more viewers.
Chat, you guys still awake?
You can add moderators to your channel to deal with toxic viewers and keep you saying,
go to your computer and manage your mods.
He's not that kind of orc.
Assigned up to three mods to your moderator slots
Hello, I am auto mod an automated moderation tool the monitor shat enforces basic rules
Oh, we don't have any more applications, dude, and
I'm mugging on these other trash streamers so true. I wish for a brief from my pain today during your stream
Even if just stupid ass haircut, you look like a chopped chud and PC.
You're a click streamer clone.
Don't even know I wish for a reprieve from my pain today during your stream.
Even if just for a moment, it's the small things that make the struggle a bit more bearable.
See, we're helping.
We're helping people.
Sleep stream.
I'm going to go to sleep.
Lazy ass sleepathon you cannot be FR bro go outside.
Load in dad!
Gifting subs thanks dude.
W money laundering let's go dude oh I gotta move my webcam.
One sec where is it?
I was blocking chat.
Um...
Yippee!
I'd VIP you.
John loaded, but all my VIP slots are taken, so...
Find content outside.
Wait, hold on, do we have any apps? No, no one app to be our moderator, do you?
Reminder to follow Charm.
Dude, Kaden, where've you been all week?
I've been messaging you on Discord.
Dude, no fucking way.
Is that the new streaming drone?
You bought one?
Yeah, dude.
Hell yeah, bro.
I'm a streamer now.
I'm low-key a content god, too.
You're about to hear my name everywhere.
Yeah, I started streaming, too, while you were ghosting me.
But all my viewers are just broad trying to get me to fucking gamble.
Ask him to follow you you might throw me a follow, bro
I made a new channel to really solidify my brand. It's kid and Brent Lee now
Dude ain't no way you got the full government name. You're gonna get Docs man open the stream just now
Let's see what you got dude. You're fucking dead streamer
How much did you spend for that drone? No one's even watching you get defensive fuck you bro
My stream was just having connection issues and shit. That isn't my real viewer count. I'm not a fucking dead streamer
You got motion like Caden Ross does.
That's cap bro, but I'm still room for you. You gotta have at least 100 viewers if we're gonna smash any huzz at Twinscon this weekend.
Bad dude, I've been looking forward to the con all year. I'm gonna get 100 easy then we'll head out. Sound good?
Yeah man, come back when you get a hundo and we can take my dad's whip. I'll wait here.
Young Jeff donated one dollar to my stream to your friends.
Donated $1. Give it up, Unk. You can't hit 100 viewers low-mal.
Is this my mom's car?
Sup, dude? You still dead streamer? Or have you climbed an iron?
You gotta break at least a Hondo if we're getting any pussy at TwinchCon.
twinch con
All right, George. I'm got him. Yo, what's good, Mr. Connolly?
What are you doing here, Kayden? Shouldn't you be in school?
Nah, it's summer break, and I'm starting my new life as a streamer slash content creator. Any content around here?
You're looking for what? I don't understand what you're saying, Kayden.
Explain streaming basically I'm an influencer trying to find the most clippable content from
my sub-a-thon like risen of huzz guinable content or something local can you and Lee brain rot
you know what the hell are you saying came there anything going on around the neighborhood
yeah my wife she's going around real good caught her having an affair with a neighbor
her recently. And she don't care if she told me she ain't stopping.
Yo, she down for a collab? I'm thinking about branching out to do an adult content too.
Jesus Christ, Cayden. That's inappropriate. Also, aren't you 17? You can't be saying
she like that.
Hey, if I'm 17, she's 17, you know what I'm saying?
Plus 10 notoriety.
You kids these days are sick. But not as sick as her, I guess. Worst part is,
I can't do anything about it.
She said if I tried to divorce her, she'd just take the house and my money.
That's how it works nowadays.
Disagree.
That's cap, bro.
There's always something you can do.
Come on, you should be pissed.
Yeah, I guess I am angry.
She can't do that to me.
Fuck her.
We're still streaming right now.
Give him advice.
Get a divorce, bruh.
Ain't no use crashing out over that bitch.
I need some proof first that she's cheating if I'm gonna come out on top in a divorce.
I don't got any currently.
Off her help.
find her if you can tell me where she is my new streaming drone gonna catch that
bitch red handed in 4k I don't know where the fuck she's at though I didn't see
who the guy was before he hopped out our window I just know it's someone in this
neighborhood maybe you could go look through some mailboxes for clues she
used to send me love letters back when she loved me or miss mr. McConnell kick
Meadow is goaded, bruh.
I got plus three notarite if you're kicking that trash, dude.
Yeah, well, we listening too. I'm live right now.
What'd you say?
Bro, are you deaf? I can make you famous, but you're missing out on a huge networking opportunity.
What song are you listening to?
Uh, Leave Me Alone.
It's just a question. Relax, bruh.
No, that's the song name.
I've never heard of it that a kyS song did you just tell me to kill myself?
What's the point of this interview?
No, dude kyS is a content creator like me. I'm a streamer. I'm pretty bad when it looks like
Lexon him a thousand viewer streamer, bro. My dad could buy your whole life. Oh
You want to flex your stupid video? How about this my girlfriend left me for a rich nepo, baby
This gonna get you views asshole?
All I wanna do is sit here and listen to music and forget about my problems.
And you come here and remind me that my life is shit.
Fuck you.
At least it's a nice day out.
Cake flips away?
Wait, was that a heel flip?
We gotta find the evidence, dude.
Chatter my cooking?
Chazz the W or L.
We gotta go through mailboxes.
Your pharaoh waits your body.
Come over again soon.
We they ride my truck and make love where everyone can witness us.
I don't care if your husband sees the fact that I want him to.
Got an AX stop on my M416.
Chat, did you guys know this whole thing is pre-recorded?
Mr. Dempsey, our loyal customer, leave your continued business with us, we have your tools improving well.
As a thanks for your recent purchase of the Meter Master Oscillating Power Saw Pro X.
And we're just checking people's mail right now, you know how it is.
Beautiful risings, Farrow.
I think of you now as I lie in bed writing this letter.
My pathetic husband's sleeping downstairs in the couch.
You make me feel things he could never.
Your stroke's gently and powerfully apart.
Your hands make me quiver, Farrow.
I need to see you.
My temper was calling against Farrow, you'll gotcha.
Chat, and I had a content.
Wogito says your stream is a great example of going solo.
I feel like that's an actual push-shatter.
Why you keep checking your V-count?
Like an insecure loser says aura debt, Brently.
Okay.
How come no one says any positive messages?
Hello?
Your chatroom's straightness caused viewership loss.
Uh-oh.
Knock knock.
Cat, who's there?
Your.
Your who?
You're who?
Uh, your dog is dead.
I accidentally hit him with my car.
Sorry, bruh.
What?
How did you run him over?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Sending K-4, that's also a name I recognize.
Wait.
The guy follows me.
Let's just stream her.
What he tell real real chatter just call
They're all real people not until I get my view about fun going that'll be 10% real
people. 90% a robot.
Get an ice cream and let us watch you eat it.
Hello?
Hey, I have a delivery here.
I don't remember ordering anything. What is it?
It says 12 inch spiky dragon dildo, ribbed for her pleasure. You're not about to be a movie, it seems.
What the hell? That isn't mine!
Amanda! Get your butt down here! Now!
What on earth are you ordering and what is it for?
Plus one viewer.
Oh, we're just gonna go in their house?
Alright.
Chat, am I Sigma?
No new monabs, dude.
Oh my god, how did you get in here capitalized holy fuck chat, we're gonna be at the top
of shred it clip this shit
Tana from high school donated $1 bro 30 cooked with the oh
What the fuck are you filming us keep straight
Hell yeah I am you live for the whole world right now can you do a flip on it
No!
What the fuck?
Who are you?
I'm Cayden, but what really matters is who you are.
You're Mrs. Connolly, right?
That fucking time to do that.
Damn, it stinks in here.
Oh my god, my husband sent you?
Fuck!
Delete that recording right now!
Looks like I got what I need.
Don't worry, I won't blue-bow you, bro.
Keep pulpin'.
I
Kickflip yo, what's good mr. Connolly? You see my fucking wife. I'm fucking ready man. I'm gonna divorce her
Tell me I caught her she're not gonna believe the footage
I got it was like some behind-the-scenes of mrs. Connolly's gang bang adventure 3. I
Don't want to hear it. Just fucking tell me you got proof of it
Yeah, here. I'll give you the VOD link. Let's do a watch party of it. I want to get a live reaction from you
I don't think so. I'm gonna get a lawyer and be done with all this and her. Thank you, Kaden
Anything else you know that I could stream? That shit was good-ass content. Ooh
Why don't you find out what Mr. Dempsey is doing next door?
Yeah, I never fucking see him leave his house other than to bring back a bunch of weird shit. Whips, fucking chains
Sodomy of some sort I reckon. Question him. What's that mean?
Saw to me.
Don't get me started on those damn gays.
Let him cook.
I'm praying now that we have our government back, they make that shit illegal again.
Hell yeah, brother. USA.
Anyway, you know anything else about Mr. Dempsey?
Ooh, definitely not.
He's not much of a people person.
Whenever I talked to him, he just wanted to end the conversations.
It was possible.
He was always in a hurry.
If you managed to talk to him, maybe you can tell me why he's so damn
weird thanks for the tip mr. Connelly catch you later boy next door
hey new mods available do you
kate and ross mox you don't know when are you genuinely boring have brought
quit taking up twins bandwidth okay 17 notoriety until suspension oh or 20 all
day underscore ship bro where do I upload my resume or whatev chat should I stay here or go somewhere else
chat should I use the bathroom or piss myself
we're gonna get banned
420 all day
I don't want your girls got cookies, and I don't want to hear about Jesus go
There was more to that we got a break into his house
Did you hear that clear you're up to basement window you're crying what sounds like muffled yelling
Yo, Kaden?
That's my boy, 420 all day.
Maybe there are tools nearby you can use.
Thank you for solving the puzzle.
Yo, any twinge stacking chat right now?
We got our lock picking kit.
Yup. Wait, my notoriety's gonna go up the...
Nevermind.
Hey! What have you seen, huh? How did you get in here? Come here!
This guy was spawn camping.
Don't touch me, Pito. You're on stream.
Ah, get the fuck out of here, kid, before you regret it.
Welp, time to bust into this guy's house again.
Chat, keep the tab open for your boy.
What should I use?
Heh heh.
That sneak?
Don't think so.
How the fuck do you keep getting it?
Fucking caught on the wall, man.
Hey, sir, we're down there. Haha, what's up, douchebag? It's Tanner from high school.
Remember me and me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school.
My S3's seen it, didn't you? Is he on my radar?
Oh my god.
Your chat, shall we gamble?
The hell is that sound?
Oh, the fuck do you keep getting in?
This guy's camping, man.
If I can't
Like that you like that
Okay, excuse me bro
Chat is the bit rate, okay
Oh
Please no more just kill me already
Capitalized yo holy shit. That's a clip clip this guys. Oh my god. Who is that?
I'm cating Brantley. You're on stream right now by the way. So don't say nothing bad
Oh my god. Where is he? Please help me. He's been keeping me down here for weeks
Question him who are you down here?
The fucking crazy fuck rules the dungeon.
Who do you think?
You need to help us.
Arrekt him.
When you mean us, I'm not locked here.
I can leave whenever I want.
There's a man in the other room behind you.
I think he's been here since before me.
Tell him they're not there anymore.
Eh, whoever he is, he's not there anymore.
Probably dead and chopped into pieces.
Did you know chopped also means cut up?
I just learned that.
Oh my god, holy fuck, fuck.
We have to get out of here.
How did you find me anyway?
Mr. Connolly.
Mr. Connolly next door told me to find content here.
Mods, give a shout out to Mr. Connolly.
Make sure to follow him, Jack.
Please, just help me.
Call the police.
I don't want to die.
Keep using him as content.
Yeah, I bet.
I'll call him right now.
So what's it been like down here?
He's sick, he's a sick fuck.
He tortures us in every way imaginable with fucking rusty tools.
Oh god, just please get help.
Damn, can you come closer to the bars?
I wanna make sure Chad can see the wounds clearly.
Chad, can you see that?
Please.
I'm so fucking scared.
Please get me out of here before he comes back down.
More content.
You can come on my podcast to talk about this whole experience. I think we could make it like a whole series. Maybe please
Why haven't you called for help yet?
If I do it again, I get banned
call the police
Okay, okay, I'm calling can you show me out when they get here though and tell your friends Caden Brentley saved you
I'm always live Jesus Christ. Yes, please fucking hurry
I want my lawyers. I've never seen this man in my life. Get your hands off of me
Well, how do we reduce our notoriety?
W. Maybe I could get that stuff in the middle of the night.
Question.
What you looking at?
Don't just steal all this stuff.
I said that guy's house?
It's just sitting there.
The hoarder house?
Are you just gonna look at it?
Well, yeah.
Just leave me alone, kid.
Discourage stealing.
should leave it alone bro you don't want to get banned IRL maybe you're right we
did a good deed today trap let's go add our new moderate
hey kid you can't be here we're collecting evidence Joe can I see one
of the bodies, it'd be pretty good content, and I don't even gotta go to a suicide forest.
Not a chance.
Move it along kid, this is an active crime scene.
Lex on her.
Bruh, you know who I am?
I'm the one who caught Mr. Dempsey, put some respect on my name.
If you've already had your statement taken, you've got no reason being here.
Is your mom gonna pick you up?
Where's her?
I could be picking you up and you could be my mommy, you know what I'm saying?
You wanna get arrested?
That's how you get arrested kid. Watch it or you're going in handcuffs.
Handcuffs? Don't threaten me with a good time, fine shit.
Ask about the kidnapping victim in the basement.
Where's the dude in the cage who I saved? Is he gonna be okay? I need to finish my interview with him.
He was taken to the hospital. Extreme malnourishment on top of all the other awful stuff that's suspected to him.
Last thing he wants is you annoying him.
I'm not annoying. Mods, start a poll. Chat, am I annoying?
The guy said Yelp.
The guy said Yelp.
Yep, yep.
AlanSmithYeHooMail.com. Subject, when will the HOA address the Horter House?
I can't stand to look at it anymore. I'll be bringing this up at the next HOA meeting unless addressed
regards Alan Smith shot am I based or cringe?
This guy is way too strict oh he's not his giga unstrict
Let's get Alan Smith
He negates the strictness here
We got some random old guy.
Jump, you fuck!
I gotta find some content.
We can't jump on him on the slope.
Son, did you see what cornwits that have a fax social?
There will be an attack soon.
Stock supplies ASAP send message.
Sam, what is my bank login info send message?
Grab friendly donate $1. Why are you still alive? This stream is pathetic.
Not enough content. I don't have enough content.
Hello, I'm with the Mormon School of Soaking and Tortacracking. Do you have time to talk
Talk about your faith today.
Uh, I'll already go to church.
I ain't interested.
Sorry.
Wait, we'll give you $200 if you just listen for a bit.
Really?
Okay.
I'm listening.
Our Lord says the path to redemption is to follow Caden Brentley on twinge.
This is the only way to salvation.
Huh?
This ain't funny.
Get off my property.
Yeah, I didn't watch viewers talking to that guy.
But if I did the other option, I would've got banned.
Hello?
Is there something wrong with the TV out there again?
The technician said they fixed it.
So how can you get your own little office here when all the other employees have to
to share that shack outside.
You need privacy to goon or something?
Well, I wanna manage this community center.
The volunteer who works here get their separate offices
since our responsibilities are a little different.
That was the most boring thing I've ever heard.
What can I do here?
I do have something you could do actually.
Some guy has been harassing us constantly.
Would you tell him to stop?
He runs an outdoor store next to us.
Bro, who do you think I am?
personal messenger? Because I am. I'll talk to him.
Okay.
Bruh.
Next door.
There's a fucking indicator on my screen.
What up little bro?
Compliment him.
You got that shit on you bruh. How fire is that fit chat?
Thanks little bro.
Ask about his clothes.
Is that drowning apeshirt real?
Yeah, but I gotta get it out of consignment store in Austin.
Glaze him.
Sick. That shit tough as hell, Twin.
My stream thinks it's heat.
Oh, shit, you're alive? Can I shut myself out?
Do not.
Nah, bruh. Weird-ass leech.
Lame ass, stupid-ass stream, anyway.
You probably won't even break 10 viewers.
Actually, I have 500 viewers right now.
Don't lie, kid.
Yeah, and I have a Macularium.
Show interest.
Oh, shit, for real?
PVC has some too.
He lost one, though.
We don't talk about that.
Anyway, what color?
Shit is purple, bruh.
Hit me up, bruh.
And maybe we can collab and do a driving stream.
Alright, where can I follow you?
Hmm.
at Caden Brentley.
No, I'll follow you.
You're alright, bro.
Plus one.
Man.
Yeah, dude, it's so fucking sick.
Huh?
Dude, that drone is so cool, man.
I want to fly two and shit.
Hey, I'm Robert Brentley, 376 framers.
Check out that new album.
Yeah, save me a pill and shit.
Hey, what you guys doing quick smoke stash dude you buying or not?
Ask for a hit. Can I just get a hit bro? I want to make sure I'm buying that good shit
Oh, I only sell good shit, but you're gonna have to chief on this
Yeah, bro. I'm gonna bounce on that J mad hard fucking smoke a fat dumpy for real
I can tell you've never smoked that green before
what bro of course I've smoked before I ain't a virgin trust me oh sure bro take a hit
then big guy smoke the joint hi chat this one's for you oh we're getting banned may as well
inhale them oh god oh shit he hit it dude that wasn't even weed what the fuck dude did
you laced that shit? Am I gonna fucking die? Was it Fent? Oh god, if I die, give my stream
to my friend Gerard.
Haha, no dude. It was just some shitty shake mixed with some oregano.
Question him.
So it was weed from Oregon? Is that why Portland got zombies? Am I gonna die?
No, that's the Fentanyl. But you're funny. We were gonna graffiti maple wood market
but we just want to chill now. Since you were cool you can have the spray paint.
Thanks. This whole town finna know my name.
What did you check out the new album?
Fuck dude, I got banned. Stupid ass motherfuckin pussy ass staff, bruh.
Your time offline cost you some viewership. Not much, though.
Bump bump.
Okay!
Chat, be honest. Are you old butts?
No, we are not.
Yeah.
I wish you could grind, dude. That would have been sick.
Dude, imagine a dark side right here?
Alright, let's start kicking these trash kids.
I need some co- Gotta go! Gotta go!
Capitalized. Yo, chat. Look at this methed out freak.
Why'd she got the zoomies?
Because I need some more coffee.
Uh, do you know anywhere I can get some coffee?
Uh, I don't know how I got here.
Yes.
Sure. I know a place.
Oh. Please. Where?
Tell me where.
Red Grilled Burgers has some coffee, probably.
They ban me from every one of their stores.
Recommend another place.
There's a coffee shop inside Food Hub.
I'm a lifesaver. Thanks so much.
Wait, maybe we can be a good guy.
I assume this was a game about filming dead people in the Suicide Forest.
Sheesh.
Where's that hell?
Bum bum.
Game slob.
Exactly. It was a false flag.
Howdy. Welcome in.
Feel free to look around.
Bro, what you listening to on your radio?
It's the Data Wars podcast.
Endorsed by President Cleetus Cornwood himself.
He's the president!
Listen to mainstream media.
Sorry to say, you've got your head under the sand.
Talk about yourself.
The only podcast I listen to is hosted by a girl who talks about spinning on penises.
You should check that one out.
It's called the, uh, talk...
See, now that's exactly what they want to distract you with.
You don't know what's going on out there in the world.
What's so great about data wars then?
Well, I'll bet you didn't know the North Koreans were planning to invade us.
They're watching us right now as we speak.
Data wars has the proof.
Believe.
They better be watching me.
I ain't streaming for nothing.
Yo, what up to my Korean viewers?
They are not your friends.
They are spies who want you dead.
Then people at the community center across from here. You told me that the people at the community center are Korean spies
I told them to quit putting their cameras at me
But they just lied and told me it was harmless surveillance. Don't believe me go talk to them and you'll see their spies
Oh, hi sure why not content is content of course how could I not see we're gonna deport these guys
Yo, anyone want to sponsor me?
Ooh, Meijan, nice. I think.
Nope, that's just a board with notes on it.
Hello, welcome to Maplewood Community Center. Do you need an email?
Question her.
So, what do you guys even do here?
Oh, we hold community events. We have games for children here as well as a basketball court.
I also host HOA events.
You got HOA events? Yo, where can I sign up?
Redeemed highlight message.
Atkade and Brentley pushing 30 still chasing Cloud.
Uh, no. That's not what I said.
Anyway, is there anything else I can help you with?
Ask about their race.
Yo, so I'm trying to learn about the world and shit.
Where you from?
Oh, well, I was born here.
But my parents are from the Philippines.
That's a funny question though.
reason you're asking?
No reason.
Just trying to teach my dumbass chat about culture and shit.
So chat, she's from Philly. You got that?
Alright, well let me know if you have any other questions about our community.
Chat, am I boring?
Hey! Welcome to Maplewood Community Center.
Do you have any question about our upcoming events?
Well, kind of events. I don't ever see anything happening in this town unless I'm making the content.
Oh, also it's stuff like Easter egg hunts, grand opening for businesses in the area like Food Hub a year ago.
Are you interested in volunteering?
Bro, I got a whole ass sub-a-thon to do. Why are you asking me to volunteer?
Do you guys never understand how hard it is to be a streamer?
Oh, uh, sorry. Well, let me know if you need anything.
Ask about their race.
Yo, can I do a bet with you real quick?
My chat loves gambling content.
I bet you five bucks, I can guess your race.
Sure, you're on.
Everyone always gets this wrong.
You're Mexican.
You look a little Mexican, am I right?
I'm not even close, I'm from Myanmar.
You got the M right, though.
Okay.
Yeah, that's why I was close.
Pretty sure that means I don't have to pay you.
Chat, I was close enough, right?
It's whatever, bro.
You don't get a payee.
saving me from boring workday so I'll just take that
we have one more guiding question but where
I think I see you
yo plaza one
That's one
Do I have negative aura you need stream Academy little bro. You don't know how to stream at all
Why these guys so fucking rain
We should be a posi live stream
I don't want to see any swear words of the chat
Maybe I have to question the dude?
Hey kiddo, what do you need?
Yo, quick question for you. You wouldn't happen to be Korean would ya?
That's pretty good. I'm half Tibetan and I'm half Korean actually.
Enquire further.
Oh shit, half Korean. So like half of you is North Korean and the other half is South?
The 50% Korean part is 100% South. My mom is from Seoul.
Bro, I don't understand what the hell you're saying. I ain't good at math.
math there's nothing else I need to get back to work feel free to enjoy the
amenities here though well I don't know if we got enough evidence I'm trying to
play cool
I'm a fucking content guy so
howdy you check out those Koreans at the community center yet they spy's
I went over there and talked to them turns out. They're all Korean you were right bra. They're all North Korean
Oh Christ, I knew it. We have to figure out what they're up to. Otherwise we're dead
They might be playing in an attack as we speak. Holy shit. How do we stop them?
We need to play their game. We need Intel go over there and search through their documents computers, whatever we need to see what they're doing
doing all right bruh I'll check it out if you're right maybe we can do a collab
with data wars bad be content sick collab
boom boom yo chat where should we look I just see a bunch of boring ass folders
open browser bruh this guy had twins open on the job and he was watching did
You mean I want to fucking SEMP. Holy shit. Look at this folder chat top secret
Do not open these gotta be the secret plans open the folder file you guys think it is
Ammo
What the fuck is this?
Amarans vods downloaded on his work computer. Let's do it straight up goonin in the maple with coo immunity Center
Yo, I click that one
Hoping it wasn't the computer guy to them.
They got my ass.
You find anything on their Communist computers yet?
Their Commie Pewters?
Ha ha ha!
Anyway, they plan an attack.
Bruh, I looked through their computers.
You'll never guess what I found.
I found plans to destroy America.
I found orders from their Supreme Leader,
Kim Kardashian or whatever,
about their plans to destroy America.
They're gonna start with your shop.
Oh my God!
It all makes sense!
How would Johnson was right about everything that's it. We're putting into this go over there knock out those cameras
Can I shoot the cameras with those guns on the wall instead? Those skins look expensive case hardened
I'll lend you one kid, but I need to stock as many as I can for the impending war guns are not for sale anymore
Okay, fine. I'll take out the cameras chat no snitching
Break the cameras at the community center.
Gee, I sure hope we don't shoot and kill these guys.
What the hell is going on here? What happened to our cameras?
Bruh the nut job from the outdoor store shot him out. Hell yeah you I should have known this was you for the last time
Stop harassing us you racist imbecile imba what stop speaking that foreign language. This is America
That's what you get for filming part of me. Hey hell. Yeah, brother
We're not filming anything. You're fucking crazy. Yeah crazy. You want to see crazy? I'll show you crazy
You goddamn commies. Oh my god. What the fuck Terry, please call the police
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.
Oh, they see it and shoot them. That's nice.
When are we gonna realize we're mid-chopped and washed?
Little bro. Caden Ross hose.
Rainer.
Where do we wanna go first?
Let's go to Game Slop.
You think they're gonna recreate the phase the phase thing as is where it all started
I'm out of subs I'm out of content
Please do it
That's my favorite video of all time greetings. Welcome to game slop looking for a specific title today
Yo, bro. Can you tell me a follow names?
It's Kaden Brentley.
Sure.
Let me sign into my shredded account real quick.
What subs do you post in?
Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?
I meant on twinge.
Don't tell me you're an LSF frog.
Uh, my mistake.
Sorry, I don't partake in the screaming world.
I keep it old school.
Only forums and discussion posts for me.
I wanna know what a dweeb like you is into.
What do you think is the best game?
Don't say remote.
Oh, well, that one is easy.
Elder Circle without a doubt is the greatest game of all time.
Disagree.
That's cap, bro.
That shit is so mid.
Give me one reason it's good.
It won Game of the Year.
Need I say more?
That's not a reason, bro.
Give me an actual reason.
Well, it has the best, hold on.
Elder Circle has the best world building and art direction mega threat.
Yeah, as you can see, Elder Circle is the best game ever made.
What is something like you were reading the title of something?
I wasn't.
What are you implying?
Press him.
You were just reading his shreddit post, weren't you?
No, I have my own opinions.
Get out of here.
unless you're gonna buy a game.
I might.
Well, no one buys these anymore.
Homeless encampment, Tycoon.
Ask for a free game.
Yo, brah, I'm a famous streamer.
Can I get a free game, like a sponsor or some shit?
Kid, we just sell these games.
We don't own them.
Well, I guess we aren't selling either,
since no one buys.
What don't people buy?
Just these physical copies of games.
They just download games now online.
So how are you in business still?
I don't really know.
The only thing keeping us afloat is kids buying our stock
as a joke.
Be mean.
Tim, bro, I was gonna call you guys a joke,
but you did that yourself.
Don't tell anyone, but I think we're on our last breath here.
We're about to go out of business.
Sabotage, though.
I'll speed up the process for you, bro.
Chat, hate raid this place.
Give him some one-star reviews.
Man, we are so screwed.
No free game then
So what's your plan?
I'm not playing a game. I'm making money. My R&G is trash though encourage gambling. Hell. Yeah, bro
What we gambling on? No, I'm not gambling on stack. I'm trading game slop stock
Give him stock it but yeah, dude game slop stock is so five years ago. You gotta start getting into meme coins
I think I might launch my own soon. I'll name it Kaden whatever man game. Slop is where it's at. We're going to the moon
Epic meme rap
Play hollow Abbie dogs
Hey, I lost viewers for losing.
Equip Game Slop Hoodie.
Nice.
Add laxatives to Coffee Machine.
First tell social media what you're gonna do.
Chat, I'm about to give these guys some Diary, Rhea, I DK how to spell it.
Banger, well done.
plus 18 notoriety.
I don't know if that was worth it.
Shat. Am I cooked?
Child left behind!
I'm not gonna lie guys.
Wait, hold on. Let me see if I can spell Diary.
Is that it?
Did I get it?
D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A.
Isn't that what I said?
D-I-A-R-R-E. Oh no, I had an E, dude. I put the E where the H should be, bro. I can't spell it either.
Everyone around me is an NPC.
That's a hard word to spell, man.
What's another English word that has H-E-A at the end of the game?
Think about it.
Gaunaria.
Okay.
Now name two more.
Dr. Borson?
Alright.
Oh, that's it. Huh? You got any Mondayman?
Uh, question him.
Yo, how'd you get like this, bruh?
I'm trying to get rich and avoid whatever this is.
I just... I need a liiiitle more.
And then, I'll be done with it.
You got any snooze what snooze bruh some vape flavor?
You wouldn't ever stand man. I'm smart bruh try me
Snooze are sorts to buck so must hop on the lepon
oftas över lepon
for a cheese and ecotin
Oh, yeah, bruh. Yabba dabba do for real
Chat type one if I got aura
Roast them bags of melting
Never fucking lucky man
Never lucky man
What happens if I go insane this feels a little bit like postal honestly obviously I can't
shooting you one yet, but
Chat clip this shit I
Mean it might be because I'm a streamer all these jokes kind of most I mean like 99% have been good
But I mean I played the new postal that shit was not funny man
Hello welcome, thank you so much for coming in please take a look around let me know if you need anything
use the fire extinguisher no balls why is this place so empty she looks more
dead than Ditzkiff's view-botted chat been this way for a year now ever since
they finished building that food hub no one gives me their piss dissinable I
can see why they don't blame him shit looks like ass man rolls house they're
right shit on the shelves and those roaches everywhere I think food hubs
has been sabotaging me.
I saw them actively poaching my customers
when construction finished.
You see those puddles everywhere?
I piped bursts last week for the first time in 20 years.
It probably froze them or something.
Why would they do that?
Why?
What's the point if they already got all your customers?
I think they're racist.
They hate to see a brown man subsceeding.
All right, man, I got your back.
Maybe I can get your customers back.
I'm an influencer type shit,
so I can promote your shop.
Oh, okay, okay.
Why, how?
You're on my stream right now.
Tell us about yourself, where you're from and stuff.
Uh, hello?
My name is Martin and I run the Maplewood Market.
I moved here from Evansville, Indiana, 20 years ago.
Oh, wow, I knew you were Indian.
See, Chad, I'm cultured.
Look, maybe you can just help me clean up around here.
I'm the only one worried here now
since I can't afford employees.
That dude this is our good guy class. I
Want to be a good guy
Maybe we can start like a book reading series for the kids
I gotta use this though
But maybe not you know what now I refuse
Why they're an extinguisher on the ground
Don't use that signature, bro.
Master Yi persuaded us.
Master Yi saved Martin's store.
Oh, we only need to pick up three things.
I'm gonna pick up more of them.
I gotta reduce my notoriety.
Well.
There is everybody.
Throw me a follow chat.
You look so much clearer around here now.
Thank you so much for your help.
Yo, this place still looks dead dead ass.
Anything I can do to help out?
I can use your help getting my customers back.
Could you maybe go over to Food Hub and convince them to shop here again?
Sure, bruh. I love some sweet revenge.
Chat, send me cheers if you agree.
Wait, what the...
I wa-
I lost 25 viewers!
Why?
Chat, E-Boy's son, or Eagle daughter.
Bum, bum...
Oh, I got blown out of so fucking bad.
Hey man, you're stream looking bad.
You need a view about cheap?
I sell.
Well, yes, I do.
Hey, fuck it, dude.
I need to speed this shit up.
Plus 10 viewers, $90 plus 30 notoriety.
No, I refuse.
Yo, Chad, why aren't you guys subbing?
Also, the deal is kind of a bad one.
How accurate are those prices?
Uh, yeah, a little more expensive than North...
They're a little overpriced.
Wow, sending you a video of a cat playing a guitar.
Incredible, said message.
I'm a big fan of Alan Smith view who mail.com.
Chat in my aura, Farmin.
I don't hate that I have-
Um, I have a boyfriend.
I'm streaming.
He don't gonna know, fun shit.
Wanna say hi to my stream?
What?
Are you sexually harassing me right now?
What the fuck?
No.
Staff, don't ban me.
I've been a good boy.
If you want to make it up to me, you need to buy my groceries today.
Or else, I'm calling the police.
Decline man, I would but I already gave all my money to homeless people
Yikes
Well, maybe we have to buy them to get the uh, I have a boyfriend
Commits them to shop at Maplewood market. Yeah, why are you shopping at L hub? Maplewood markets deals ratio this place, bro
Oh, I don't know. I don't want to be mean but that place is a dump
Accused of racism why because it's one by someone not white. Are you racist? What? No
What the hell? I'm not racist continue accusation. You're shopping here and this place is run by the
American racist organization
Not very woke of you. What?
Really? Oh my god. I didn't know that
Also shopping on maple with them. I'm a racist by the way
I believe you
Yes?
Hey, brah, you dressed like my dad.
Oh, he's a plumber too?
No.
No, he was a businessman.
Like me.
You look like you're a good on-torpeanore too.
I think you'd make a lot of money helping the failing maplewood market.
Oh really?
I haven't been there in so long.
But I'm happy to help out a struggling businessman like myself.
I'll start going there.
business man like myself. I'll start going there.
Question.
Holy shit, when did I walk into the Twinstaff headquarters?
I'm a kitten! Meow!
Oh, this is the content jackpot dude.
We got a soil viewer here.
Can you buy me cat food senpai?
Except.
Hey, if you can keep providing me content like that, anything. Meet me at the registers later.
Meow!
Yo-ho, you're a furry, right?
Chat, this is one of those things we always see in the hard-watch compilations.
Ha ha ha ha!
Meow!
You know you aren't a real cat, right?
Good cat. Yeah, you're a real cat, aren't ya?
You know Maple would mark it as a better catnip than here, right?
Oh, really?
Grrrr!
Hello?
Hi!
Hey you look just like someone I know.
What do you mean by that?
Is this our dad? Who is this?
You just have a creepy look. I can't put my finger on.
What the fuck?
Are you trying to insult me?
Yeah, no.
No, man, I just think it's the lighting in here, actually.
Those flower-scent lights make you look older.
Maplewood Market would give you a glow-up on God.
Oh, uh, OK.
I'll start going there, I guess.
Chad, you guys have been sleeping on this content.
Reaction tests are harder.
Lucidating low view count, what are you saying?
Oh.
The birds?
Did you work for them?
Bro, you tweaking. It must be this place. They sent in 5G waves into your brain.
Talk to Food Hub Manager in the front office. Morsel rivals.
Mason, how much you want to bet the birds in the parking lot of cameras?
They were watching us on the way in. And I saw them.
You talking to your chat or something?
Who do you want, kid? We're being watched.
Talk about the birds.
The birds are actually working for this grocery store. They talked about you.
They're gonna kill you, but Maplewood Market has the tools to save you
The dude the scenario in my head of an IRL
Zoomer streamer walking up to a homeless guy clearly having a schizophrenic episode asking if he's talking to his chat is so fucking funny
Really?
I'm hitting there right now. Let's get out of here Mason
You're talking to your chat or something?
Chat, tell streamers to raid me.
You're going insane.
Resist the urge to crash out.
You all beg for cart opens, then hate watch the whole time.
Sorry, I'm blowing up.
Got mad for no reason.
Alright, calm down.
Here you go.
Woo!
Hello!
Hope you're having a great day.
Seems you've been stirring up quite a storm out there, haven't you?
Question.
Want, am I in trouble or something?
Oh, absolutely not.
We've been watching you carefully since you entered our store.
And I think we'd both highly benefit from a temporary partnership.
Question.
How would you help me?
If you've been watching me, you know I'm a contact god, bro.
I don't need any help.
Have you spoken to Martin recently?
Our little neighbor over at Maplewood Market?
Yes.
Yeah, he told me you've been fucking with him.
Don't you guys got better shit to do?
You see, our partners have been hoping to expand this lot
into a mall for a while now and the owner of our neighbor grocery store Maplewood Market
he's bitterly stubborn.
Doubt.
Bro, his store ain't big enough for a whole mall to fit there.
You'd have to get rid of everyone else around here too.
Precisely.
We've spoken with the rest of the business owners here and they've agreed to be integrated into the new mall
and compensated very well.
All except Martin.
If you help us, we can help you.
We have a rather large advertising budget.
We could promote your channel both locally and nationally.
The benefits would be instant.
No.
Bruh, I ain't doing shit for your sub-five wage max to jam into moid ass.
Maple would bout to mug you chugs.
I was hoping you'd recognize this opportunity for some extra growth.
But it seems like your little business is gonna fail with theirs.
Have a lovely day.
Fuck these corporate sakes, we got to help Naples with a crack.
Hello again.
I hope you and Martin over at Napleswood Market are doing well.
Or are you both still struggling?
Oh, such a shame.
I hope you're going sane doing a $1 stupid ass haircut.
You look like a chopped chud NPC.
Rude.
Yeah, let's pay for everyone's work.
Depart?
Bro, are you tweaking?
Do you need any groceries?
I'm buying them for everyone here.
I need two!
Two only!
I need them to hide myself!
The birds see me on the cameras!
You'll buy it for me?
Good!
I'll meet you there!
Yes?
Yo!
I'm buying everyone's groceries in this store today.
Meet me up front later and I got you.
Then, maybe I can get your number.
Oh wow, really?
That is so nice, thank you.
I'll meet you up front.
I have a boyfriend!
Okay, and I have 5,000 viewers.
Do you want me to buy your groceries or not?
Oh wow!
Really?
Uh, yeah.
I'll meet you at the front later.
Oh my god.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
BBLs? Ha ha, I get fucked. I ain't paying for your shit, get baited losers.
Skateboards away? You're going insane.
Ain't nobody do it like me, I got the longest subathons.
Yo, my bad for some of those zits from last night, bruh.
I wanna save my mud.
Was that a cool prank?
Caden Ross would kick your ass easy by the way.
Yo bro you look like a streamer I know.
I'm on a completely unrelated note.
You wanna play a game of would you rather?
Sure.
Why not?
Okay go ahead ask me one.
What?
Aren't you supposed to ask me the questions?
No bro I'm the streamer.
Go ahead, I'm gonna lock in.
Okay, a little bit of thank.
Bone in or boneless?
Seems like a boneless guy.
Boneless, bruh.
Chicken tendies are peak.
What?
Okay, sweet potato fries is-
Sweet potato fries is fresh fries.
Fresh fries.
Regular fries, bruh.
Anyone who says sweet potato is cappin', fuckin' nasty.
Lose your eyesight or lose your hearing.
Hearing.
Lose my hearing, bruh?
Anything worth hearing is comin' out of my mouth anyway.
Love but poor? Or rich, but no one likes you.
Loved but poor.
Loved but poor. All I need is a view count, baby.
Okay, last one. Kill yourself to save the world, or kill the world to save yourself.
Kill yourself to save the world.
Save the world, obviously. That death would farm so much aura.
Great. Can I go back to eating now?
Alright, man.
eat. W theft?
Big dog, you waiting for someone or are you just really eating that all alone? Look he's
sad bruh.
What's your problem kid? I'm just trying to eat.
Yo bruh, you look like an expert. My chat always debating about the best burger chain
and shit. Thoughts?
What?
Bruh, am I muted or some shit?
I asked, what the best burger chain is?
Um, what do you think is the best?
Mmm.
I've never had it in a house, so I gotta do five guys.
Five fries is the goat, bruh.
I want all five to run a train on me on God
Fuck you laughing at pussy. I'm right chap. This guy's a bitch. Don't listen to him
We're gonna go insane
Hey, no cutting in line. I'm about to order bro. You take it longer than GTA to come out wrap it up domer
Be patient. I'm having a hard time reading the menu
Hey, same here, bro. I ain't good at reading and shit. They put me in those like special reading classes in school
Actually, I'm legally blind
Damn, so that means you can't watch streams. I was gonna ask you to follow me. I
Love to follow you to watch a stream, but I haven't seen one in years
I missed the side of a creek the beautiful flowing water. Life is just a blur now
Who were there any titty streamers in the water? We got a whole section for that on twinge now
I don't know anyway. Can you help me read the menu? I'll help you, bro. All right fine. What do you feel like eating?
Hmm, maybe a burger
Okay, sure. That sounds good. Is that what you want? Hmm, maybe not. You might upset my stomach
What else then they also got fries here you want that maybe maybe do they have cheese burgers here?
Okay, so you do want a burger which one bro hurry up
Maybe just a coffee. Do they have coffee here? Dude, yes. Is that what you want? You're making me lose viewers, man
I'll ponder it. Thank you for helping me out young man. You can go in front of me if you want
Just a dogman on the counter
Welcome to red grill burgers. How can I help you today?
Based in red grailed, right chat?
Sir, do you want to order something or not?
She's looking like a whole meal girl, can I order you?
Sir, if you aren't going to order I'll have to ask you to leave.
Yeah, can I get a mommy milkshake?
We don't serve that here, something from the menu please.
Can I get a double cheeseburger?
What's the name on the order?
Please say it like talking Ben.
Ben?
What's the last name on the order?
Dover okay one order for bend over coming up. Why you like what you see?
That's not funny. Please step aside next person, please
Don't the way for my food get in the back of the line or leave
Where's the law way hold on
I'm going insane stupid chunks life
What's saying I push it 30 I'm literally 18 yo my bad chat I quit you guys just pee me out for real sometimes
What do you want aren't you supposed to say hey? You're not supposed to be back here or something dude
I don't give a fuck what you do
compliment him. Bro you're so nonchalant and
Sigma you must pull heli-huzz like that. Yeah
whatever. Dude come on yell at me for
bothering you or something I'm fucking
losing viewers. I hope you keep losing
them maybe one day you'll know what it
feels like to lose your will to live
slowly every day. You okay? Damn bro I
didn't know it was like that. You good?
Every night I go to sleep hoping I
don't wake up so I don't have to
come back here. Because being dead would make me feel more alive than this job.
Mock him. Just put the fries in the bag, bro.
Whatever. Joe, this must be the big boss man.
Hey, what are you doing? You can't be back here.
I'm here for an interview. I'm here for the interview?
We talked on the phone last week. Oh, I must have forgotten.
what's your name bro how do you not know who i am this is so unprofessional i'm a single mother
i had to leave my kid with a nanny just to be here uh excuse me nothing anyway the name's
kate and brentley let me check my schedule real quick oh yes aiden we have you down for later but
you're here early we'll oh shit chat it worked what the fuck did we do now what was that
i didn't hear you it doesn't matter let's get started so why do you want to work here aiden
I'm just trying to make some content. I figured if I come back here and ask for a job
It'd be a gold mine for rage bait. Not sure what that means
Sounds like a compliment. I don't have a resume on file for you. What kind of experience do you have Aiden?
I got experience cooking fire clips and brain rot content, bruh. Oh wow
Knowing how to prepare a brand fire sounds very impressive very exotic. You seem experienced enough
Can you start today?
Yes, yeah, sure, bro, whatever
Awesome, so you can start right away for now go up to the front help man the Reddisher next to Alice a
Chat I think I just took someone's job
Yo, welcome to red grilled burgers what you want can I have a double cheeseburger a large fries a 20 piece nuggets
Let me get the whole menu head ass
It's not for me. I'm also ordering for my children. I want to talk to the manager were you kids at then?
I don't see him. Did you eat him, too?
This is unacceptable. You're a miscreant an awful awful child
This is ridiculous. I'm starving and I don't have time for this. I'm waiting for someone else to take my order
I'm waiting for someone else to take my order
I hate it. Glad to have you on the team.
What am I supposed to do again? This wage cuck shit is confusing.
Go up front and help Man the Red is your next alize. You take orders from customers for now.
Oh, I'm waiting for someone else to take my order.
We broke up. Or maybe there's something actually.
Steals your hat. Does it kick a lip?
Well, see you later nerds!
Dare me to kickflip over this Inferness.
BOOB!
Uh oh.
You can quit.
at the boss the manager the man hager
hey
glad yo bruh I don't know how to say this but it ain't working between us
what do you mean are you not liking the job I'm just meant for bigger things
than this wage cuck shit I'm breaking up with you you just started though okay
Fine quit then and quit wasting my time
Alrighty story are complete
I kind of wanted a graffiti
Dude's even got this thing right here.
You know how you would transition areas of postal too?
Can't use this though.
This thing right here, he says.
Not knowing what kind of structure that is.
I've had two customers come in today already.
Thank you for whatever the heck you've been doing over there.
It seems to be working.
Yo bro, I got some tea for you.
I touched the snake managing the food hub.
They want you out so they can build them all.
Those bursted pipes of yours was all them.
Oh my god.
I knew it!
They're racist.
It ain't that deep, bro.
Anyway, we gotta do something.
These chuds are trying to sabotage your shit.
I said we get back at them.
Okay, but uh, how?
I got a legitimate business to run, but I suppose if you did something, I could stop
you.
Get food hub soon.
Yo, I could like hide a wet floor sign and make someone slip they'd get their asses sued so hard then they'd go out of business
They just called their big shot lawyers and get the suit dismissed before a judge even knew it existed
What else?
Dude we hit them like they hit you I can find something to burst their pipes. It'll be gas, bro
You're just a kid. They're a multi-million dollar company!
First in their pipes they're gonna do much. They'd have it fixed within an hour.
Get them cancelled.
You're right, but you know what? We can hit them where it hurts.
They're corny-ass NPC front they try to maintain.
What do you mean? Like try and ruin their reputation?
Yeah, it's called getting cancelled. You boomers complain about it all the time.
But yeah, if I can expose their fake personas, it's jover for them.
Not bad. Maybe you can dig up some dirt on them. Some incriminating documents on their computers perhaps?
I'll figure something out. Trust me though. It's over for these smiley fake fucks after I cook something up.
Fuzzy vibes! Nobody bullies Martin except us. Let's cancel those food hub cooks.
What is on my skateboard?
I don't know how to resursion any by the way.
You guys actually have brain worms, this platformer's cooked, I'm done, fuck twinge.
We're all spiraling and needs better mods.
I fucked up.
Sleep?
Fuck that.
Hello again, I hope you and Martin over at Maplewood market are doing well
Actually, I was tripping. I low key agree with you. It's something bad happened at Maplewood. Whatever, right?
They're going out of business anyway. Yes, you understand now
We'd miss them dearly, but an accident is bound to happen and they need to be held accountable
Ask for access to a computer. Can I use one of your computers for a sec though?
I gotta check my stream stats real quick um no, I don't think so only employees can use those
Ask for access to the break right can I use your guys's break room real quick first if I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna need some prime energy first. Yeah, host sponsors. Hmm. All right, since we have a partnership now
I don't see why not the break rooms by our entrance help yourself to our refreshments the code 0182
0182
0182, 0182, 0182, 0182, 0182, 0182, 0182, 0182.
I actually was not listening to him about where he said it was, so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah! I can't go in.
Meezewater, what the fuck is meezewater?
I got one sanity.
It's water water?
Staff only.
Read food hub job application.
You're chat, any of you guys in this pile?
Nah, none of my viewers are losers.
You guys are cool.
Look at their races.
Hey, yo, hold up. Every person you got hired is white.
Every single other race got a big X on their application.
Chad, that's sus, right?
You know, it's an odd pattern of hiring based on race.
Hope we solve the puzzle, guys.
We're bringing air.
You all legit ain't appreciating me at all.
See, why do I even need to sleep when I can just post on Twitter?
Hello again.
I found something kinda sus in the break room, bro.
Why you rejecting everyone who ain't white, huh?
Oh, those applications aren't even supposed to be there.
Rest assured though, we hire solely based on experience and merit.
We here at Food Hub strive for the highest standard of diversity, equity and inclusion.
Any oddities you saw were merely coincidence.
Now, please excuse me. I have a phone meeting scheduled with the district manager, and I need the room.
My stock shares are looking real juicy lately.
Nah, he low-key servants us and given imposter.
First tell social media what you're gonna do.
Let's expose W, what these food hubcups are really like.
Hey, Jim, how's it going?
Not too bad, not too bad over here.
You know, I think we're not too far away
from getting rid of that Indian asshole over at Maplewood.
Yep, it's great, it's great.
We're really looking forward to it.
It's from Indiana.
Not great.
Is all these immigrants that are applying to work here?
I mean, have they looked around?
Good to react?
You don't belong here!
Heh heh.
Yeah, no.
I throw away their applications immediately.
They're still doing the same at the other locations, huh?
Oh good, good, good.
These guys are fucking Nazis.
Ah, here you go.
Yo, bro, what you protesting?
This place is run by neo-fascist white ethno-status, and we're not leaving until these Nazis
leave our town.
Flex on him.
Bro, you know I'm the one who ratioed this place, right?
I'm famous as fuck. Honestly, I deserve at least half the doughnose this protest is making.
This isn't for profit. And we're not raising money.
We're here to put an end to these fascists.
Question him.
Okay, so what are you gonna do about it?
You gonna kill him?
What? I mean, uh, if that's what we have to resort to,
we'll end fascism by any means necessary.
Encourage him.
Okay, so do it. I'll stream it. That'll be great content.
Uh, I don't know. I don't really think it's necessary yet.
Is that drone recording me?
Yeah, bro, you're live. Bomb the place.
The revolution will be televised. Let's go!
Could you stop recording me, please?
Yo, this place is a big ass hell, am I right?
Yeah, it's run by a bunch of fascists.
These racist pigs make me sick.
And we're not gonna be quiet until they're gone for good.
Fuck you, fascists!
Well, let's go talk to our friend from Indiana, shall we?
Boom. I'm leaking Don Clancy's DMs with e-girls. I don't...
Hey, Martin. I can't believe you did it! Business has been so much better since you helped me.
You saved my score!
I can't believe you did it!
Okay, where's my money?
Oh, there's some other stores out there.
Hi, from United Kingdom. Hi, from Czech Republic. Hi, from Uruguay.
Sorry, funny public debate.
I lost viewers helping them. Yeah, it's not W guys. I hope people don't...
Honestly, maybe we'd be a bad guy.
Losing Sanity because of bad mods.
What? No, it's balanced out.
Let's go, let's go home real quick.
Do a silly dance in front of people.
Hey, construction site's no place for a kid.
Construction workers only.
Well, I guess, never mind.
Construct this day in your mouth.
My nephew would say things like that too.
But not anymore.
He's gonna get his shit together with this new construction gig I got.
His name's Aaron.
He's been in and out of Jubey's whole childhood,
But I'm really sticking my neck out for him this time.
Make a joke.
Is your wife sticking her neck out for guys too?
Alright, enough talking. Scram, kid. I gotta get back to work.
Yeah, I think we just freakin' smoke to that guy.
Oh my god!
I'm spiraling!
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Dude, I really can't talk. I need to focus.
Bruh, I talked to your uncle. Bro, he's all nervous your finna make him look bad.
I'm fine, dude. I'm motherfucking locked in and shit.
Wait, is that the livestream drone that just dropped? From Kaisen apps?
Yes.
Fuck yeah, bruh. My channel's KadenBrently on twinge. I got like 500 viewers right now.
Say hi to chat.
Yo, chat, what up?
I'm Adog the God on all socials, baby.
Two Gs and Dog, two Ds and God.
Follow my shit.
Shout him out.
We'll throw him a follow chat.
Just don't watch him over me.
Hey, thanks for the shout out, bro.
I'm gonna start streaming soon.
You have any tips?
Don't.
Don't quit your day job, gang.
You ain't got what it takes.
Leave it to people like me with actual aura.
Man, fuck off, like you will.
I gotta get back to work.
Shit, where the fuck is my welding laser?
Snitch.
Wait till I tell your boss you didn't even bring your tools to work.
The chat's gonna love this.
Help him out, bruv.
Could probably find tools at the outdoor store.
No.
I'm busy, kid. Get out of here.
He's dead.
What do you want, kid?
Just wanted to warn you about Aaron.
He forgot his tools today and told me to keep it a secret.
Bro's also probably high out of his mind.
Aaron?
The new guy?
What'd he forget?
She forgot his welding laser.
He told me, at 17 year old, to buy him a new one.
I knew I shouldn't have trusted that damn junkie, and he had the nerve to try and hide
it from me.
This is a job, not a daycare center.
Aaron, you're ass inspired, Jeff.
You're on thin ice.
Well, at least we can get Jeff fired.
Jeff's cool.
Aaron though.
Not cool.
Not cool.
I'm going up, lads.
Disregard, there's an invisible wall.
Resist the urge to crash out.
Nailed it. We should go to sleep. Let's go look at our mod applications
One Luga, thanks for something
Hi from Lebanon, that's a Kaden W emote and chat right there
They're gonna find out Caden's viewbotting because he's got bots coming from places that don't even exist in Lebanon, so...
Boom!
Bruh, do you live here?
Yeah, I live here, but I don't think I can take it anymore. My dad just keeps collecting more stuff.
He hasn't thrown anything away in three years.
Yeah, if I can be the first to make a locale video about this shithole, I can make bank. I
Don't know what to do. It's gotten so bad. I have to climb through the windows to get inside
I thought just feeds me spoiled freezer dinners ask about her dad. So how'd this start?
He just started going to every garage
So he could find cuz he could find cheap furniture or whatever, but he never stopped
Then he started buying everything delivery and by that point it was over.
He doesn't take me seriously when I tell him that it's gone too far.
He just tells me we'd be missing out on great deals.
Can I do anything to help?
This would probably make some good Hopecore content.
You could try to talk to my dad and convince him somehow to stop.
I'm sure your livestreamer would get a kick out of him.
Can you help me throw away that trash in the back porch first?
I'm sick of looking at it.
If you clear it, you can get in through the back door.
Alright, I'll talk to him and clean up that thing.
Oh god.
How's it going?
Whoa, how do I start cleaning it up?
Okay.
You should really consider a new career path.
Bum bum bum ba doo boo.
Wait, maybe I have to...
Just kick this stuff out of the way.
I think I actually have to flee.
Aww.
Hey what?
Move!
Fuck.
It seems like the jump kick is extra effective.
oh my god
is like a metaphor for like how difficult it is to overcome whoring or something
any horrors in the chat
I can't even move that.
Almost.
Can't see.
Says we can go in now.
Oh, see you later.
What the hell?
Have you been throwing out my things?
Did Halal Abyss end you?
Ass-man mold.
No fucking way.
Ass-man mold.
You've been living in this dump the whole time?
Aren't you a multi-millionaire hey? Are you a fucking idiot? I asked you what the hell you were doing?
Bro your kid is starving. She can't even yep
Mmm. Yeah, what I was saying. She can't even get in the house. Yeah. Hmm. Yep
Bro, you know saying yeah, and yep while I'm talking doesn't add anything right? It's just fucking annoying
We were literally just talking about this. Anyway, stop messing with my stuff. I need all of that
I can use those dead animals for a new alarm clock. Get out!
Bro, what the fuck you never told me your dad was Asmin Mald. Yeah, I don't like mentioning it
I saw him kick you out after you threw away his stuff. He isn't gonna change is he?
Drop some truth bombs. Nah, you're probably screwed. Netanyahu probably got his bad luck being pointed straight at ya.
I'm so sick of living here I'm so hungry to say something I'm not I mean I'm not
Surprise Kaden believes in the space laser from being honest.
Least surprising revelation.
Dude, I have to piss so fucking mad.
We need one more viewer.
Ready to work.
Hold on.
EWP!
There's like 50 clones of you on click.
Give up, bro.
Bring me CZX or 7?
god damn we're cool thank you kai synapse for the live streaming groan
I'm about to have a mental be easy dude.
Oh, we did it.
Well, let's go sleep first.
Gerard, dude, why am I not mod yet?
I didn't even have VIP.
You switch up on your day ones already, bro.
Boomer who accidentally made a twinge account gained 35% more sanity 10% less notoriety
Hmm
viewer gains from completing quest increase oh man has been mold's keyboard I saw you're
on our side. I also saw that you have some people who aren't on our side. I can take care of them.
Bro, this chat is dead. Let me mod. I'll make this pop.
Burger, burger, burger.
High Arbiter, Regzar. I do not tolerate misbehavior. I will remove the bottom
feeders mercilessly without mercy. I do not show mercy. Fear the High Arbiter.
Police State. Chat is always in slow mode.
People Pog wow yo, bro. I feel like I can help out and shit because you're fucking useless dumb-ass chat with a dumb-ass streamer
Sinners camera man, I just started my mod journey, and I really think I can bring something to your mod team
Let's clear our mod team everyone's fired
Let's get your art
you need burger burger burger dude you're so
fucking right wait this is a good combo right here hang on dude slay the spire to
eat your heart out man
someone was zero strictness dude that does not exist
I mean, unless Alan Smith's a classic, dude, I think we keep Alan Smith, it won't be nice.
Bro, you got any drugs?
No.
Sleep?
We will, hold on.
I wasn't able to come out here earlier.
I'm looking for the secret gun
Drart is spamming dude
Dude mod spam
Dear dr. Felder right arm feels no chest pains normal send message
Someone check on Alan Smith Oh boy
Sam, when do I pick up Max from the vets and message?
That did not give me any...
You fucking lied!
Alright, I gotta pee.
I gotta freaking pee.
Is there a GRD here?
Yes, below.
You're losing Sandy because of Alan being a shitmod?
Not true.
Not true.
I'll wear a backwards, like...
I
This is the end of this video.
Thank you for watching.
I hope you enjoyed this video.
See you in the next video.
Bye.
3 out of 10.
Fight back.
Reverse him.
We're in the corner.
I don't like this.
I don't like this one bit.
Come on.
Come on.
No!
Oh, dude.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Here is your winner!
Well, hello?
She can not.
Not what? No, just go away.
Yeah, shout out to SEX, you see them, man. Thank you.
My upcoming contract negotiation just got a lot better.
That's my boy, dude!
I mean, long story short, I'm just going to say it.
It's going to be a quarterly thing, and I got to work on getting that organized.
and by default courtesy of twitch.tv the price pool for game jam which was going to be 10,000
you know when we do it on the third and it's going to be much more than that this time around
i'm aiming for 30,000 for my choice and chat's choice maybe less a little bit i got to talk to my
with but the base prize pool for the quarterly game jam I believe is going to
be 20,000 total look I got a shit really bad oh god I'm gonna shit myself please
No
This not people used to use the bathroom in medieval times by the way, they would just poop into a fucking hole
I'm an adult I'm 33 years old guys I'll be right back
Please! Stop the helicopter! There are one for this. Really, 20 cops? Okay! It's so fun.
So fun, dude. It's so fucking fun. Yeah.
Undress.
No, please!
Oh, God!
What did Kojima mean by this?
Even hyper-artistic gunwebs can have sex with super-hot ladies.
And before we continue I'm gonna need to see every UK viewers identification card so that we can verify you are of age to witness this on your computer
Guards played a waiting song
You got a fucking license for your penis didn't
And my back
And
I
Um, it makes streaming feel like more of a job as opposed to me being a jackoff and streaming
video games.
Uh, but, you know, I went, I went to Loretta and I saw like, you're like, oh, bruh, ads,
ads, ad pocket, blah, blah, blah, blah, out of curiosity, I went and checked my revenue.
In the last two days I've streamed I received zero dollars on a heads
Zero dollar
Oh, you like Beethoven yeah, this is my favorite song by him
I'm announcing a line of NFTs that you can buy if you've got the money, you know, it's
just for fun and you guys can totally invest in it if you want.
just for fun to get into the area you know the the realm you know if you're
what if you like it on the ground level on the realm the fuck was this guy
talking about oh NFTs you guys buy an NFT I made let's run
What's up, dude?
You still dead streamer?
Or have you cloned out of iron?
You gotta break it.
Yeah, bro.
Check out my stream stats.
Broke 100 just like I-
Hold on.
Turned out a little bit.
Holy shit!
Let's fucking go!
After TwitchCon, you should move to Austin and join all the other 100 of you randies.
Anyway, ready to go?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's do it, bro.
I'm all out of content here.
It's time to network in the big leagues.
Let's rock.
Dude, my stream is effing. There's no fucking service down here.
Sorry, dude. I couldn't find any spots close to the elevator.
I told you, brah. You should've just dropped me off.
Fuck, we need to get out. I'm losing viewers.
Fuck! Your view got taken out right now, dude!
Follow me, I know where it is.
Oh my god.
We gotta get out of here.
Mane's to be.
I'm leaving!
Uh-oh.
I'm crashing out.
I'm crashing out.
We gotta get rid of Alan Smith at that Grover's Amos.
I think we took a left! No, right! No, exactly left!
The arrow is pointing the other way brother
The elevator's just gonna make it worse.
Why don't you just go outside, bro?
Sorry about that dude. Did you lose many viewers?
Wait, I actually dropped frames, so you guys posting F kind of tripped me out a little bit.
I don't want to talk about it, bro. I'm a fucking dead streamer again.
Nah, we had twins gone, bro. This is the place to network. Those views you had were amateur numbers compared to what you'll get here. Trust me, bro.
Nah, you spit in facts for real, though. There's gonna be so much shit here for me to farm.
I was trippin.
That's really easy to do wearing a minecraft shirt. That's fucking cool.
Yeah, you're right. I'm the fucking goat.
That's some nonchalant dread head energy right there, dude.
Alright, enough yapping. Let's get in there.
Chat. Type 1 if...
If what?
Hey, the step of five.
What up?
Here from my entry badge.
Names Kaden Brentley.
Okay, let's take a look here.
Hmm.
Doesn't seem like you're partnered.
This is the partner line.
Please join the other line.
Lie about being partner.
I am though.
My application got accepted right before I got here.
It's not have gone through yet.
You know I can see your account details right?
You've never applied for partnership.
Rizher.
How about I apply to be your partner then, Shadi?
You looking like a whole Doctor Yeast meal.
Do you want to get banned from the convention?
I said go to the other line.
Fine.
Fine.
Are they gonna kick me out if I do this?
Oh!
Please I need to get in there. I just lost like 200 viewers trying to get through the garage. Absolutely not back in the line
Please speed. I need this my mom is kind of homeless. I live with my dad. I want to help her out
Are you trying not to laugh, bro? That's disrespectful to shit, bro
Look at you smiling, bro. You disrespectful to shit, bro. Why you laughing at me, bro?
Okay, fine. Here's your badge. You're free to go
Works every time.
We have to change this guy out, man.
We're breaking down.
Yes.
Yo, off the record, why'd Doc really get banned?
You walked up to staff asking stupid fucking questions.
Stupid fucking mistakes, man.
I
Know Tyson big fan, bro, that was alphas fuck
Our streamers are perfect and not secretly so
Take the money
I
Hello, I am streaming you are also a twin streamer
Deny no, I'm not it's an illusion, bro. You've been smoking that good shit
It wasn't a question
I am here to network in hopes of taking a portion of your viewers for myself
Shoot him away get the fuck out of here, bro
You're already taking my viewers allow me to use your network for my own now in the future
I will allow you one stream with me once I surpass you
Do we have a deal refuse I said fuck off bro quit leaching no loss only 1% of streamers actually achieve success
Defined a sustainable six-figure salary with trends of growth that outperform inflation
Statistically you would not be helpful. I will not waste my time anymore on such a small streamer
I must diversify my network. I gotta get the fuck out of here
I know
They are my best friend
I'll go where they go
People tell me not to worship
But I know my streamer is worth it. I know they'll never go
DMing 12 year olds
Hey man I'm out here doing freestyle raps for people. Can I spit something for you?
Yo bro can I spit some bars with you?
uh yeah sure let's see what you got yeah biggest streamer on twinge got a
sub-a-thon they binge cuz kate and never cringe yeah straight fire minus two
yeah nice bro that was certainly interesting but it's my turn now give
me some first word kaisen apps I okay kaisen apps goon I word goon got it
What?
Famintax.
That's two words, but fine.
Alright, we got Kaisenaps, Goon, and Famintax.
I have to go in for a second, I'm looking for a second, oh shit, all the different lewd
bits and then, little hungry, a little bit starving, I'm hungry, eating up his meat, let me take
a bite of that quick famine tax, and then I relax, any means possible, I'm about to go get fat.
Bro, that was the wackest shit I've ever heard, even Bliss next door wraps better than you.
Whatever man.
You gain viewers thanks to how un-moderated their chat is, nice.
Yeah, hmm, yes, I am very smart.
Bro, can you take that fucking mic out of your mouth or whatever you're doing?
What are you talking about?
Oh, oh god, I, I think I'm going through my third puberty.
Holy fuck, a third one?
I ain't even gone through my first.
Let's go, dude.
Deeper.
You better not be making fun of me. These pubertings are very real. You trying to get banned?
Oh my god, please don't ban me. Your voice is fire, bruh. You're setting fire to this whole convention.
What? Move! Fire! Get out of my way! Fire! Move!
Yes, I should expect a long-awaited news pattern.
And I know they won't us.
Hey, how long you planning to play for?
Um, I don't know, for a while.
There's plenty of other computers around.
For how much longer, bro?
I'm kinda in a rush here.
Dude, I don't know, for an hour?
Why are you asking there's a bunch of others you could use?
I have a brain condition where I have to do things a certain way.
I need your computer.
Oh, you have OCD?
OCD's nuts in your mouth. Too easy.
Please leave me alone.
Rolled and smoked.
This one?
Nooo, he puts it in slow mode.
Wait, that's good though, because the mole...
We won't go insane anymore.
I'm trying to unlock Sierra, what do you want?
You won't last five minutes playing this game.
Bruh, is this the Coomer game? Why the fuck are you playing it here?
here it's so much more than a cooler game dude it's a turn-based strategy what's
this game's name anyway for research purposes he goonin I'm not telling you
Sierra is mine you won't take her from me okay
yo bro what you watching uh I'm watching a vamp array Vod bro you know
she's at the con right you can just go out there and talk to her in person
Why would I do that?
What? I'm playing CSO, just with sides.
Why are you just playing video games in here?
Why do you and everyone else in here pay 300 bucks to just do what you do at home?
Uh, what else is there to do?
Bruh, there's booths and shit everywhere.
Go get some free shit, or play a game demo.
Why would I play a game demo?
I only play CSO.
What the fuck are you even here?
I had like six but can we gamble ooh?
Oh, it's blackjack too
Gee I can't wait to get paid out my real money
So the first rule blackjack is simple to show again
You only play one time
Oh my.
Oh, we can split it.
We have to hit, because if he gets a 10, then we lose something.
What?
Oh, what?
Wait, I got 16 bucks.
to be. One shot, one shot. Oh, for the sponsor. Double down. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I'm watching mid.
I'm watching mid. Stand.
Just a fucking loser, dude.
He's one. He's one.
I cannot stand playing, but he gives us one like that.
He's one. He's one. He's cracked. He's cracked.
Oh my god, I'm so propped, I'm so propped, I'm so propped.
Mmm, we go for it.
I'm propped.
Um, stand.
Wait, what?
Oh.
Alright.
Now, all in.
Yikes.
Yikes
Now to buy some view bots kick flips away
Hey, man, you need you bought I sell wait
Oh, we got notoriety reduction, so it's only given us 15.
Easy peasy, baby.
Oh, looks like we have a question from the audience.
Yes?
Oh my god, I'm your biggest fan, bro.
I've been watching you ever since you started.
I have a five-year sub-badge.
Yeah, alright, calm down, buddy.
Now, do you have a question or are you just gonna fangirl over me?
I'm just a huge fan of your freestyles. Can I give you a few words to rap with?
What? Freestyles? Like, you confused or something? Do you even watch my stream? Or are you just watching my viral clips?
Of course, bro. I love your streams.
Hmm, let me ask you a question then. What's your favorite moment for my stream?
Hmm...
Oh, man, you probably just mind shaft gameplay at a time when you played mind shaft with
your friends, bro.
Oh, you must mean when I was playing go blocks.
Man, I remember that.
I was making the funniest jokes ever.
I was like, chat, this game stinks.
At least.
Sorry.
Oh God, it's too funny.
Hold on.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chot, this game sticks!
Still came out before grand larceny 6 though!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bro, you mad funny.
Yes, yes, good boy. Finally, someone gets it.
I'm not just anybody. I'm him.
Oh my god, yes, I live to serve you, master.
Mog on these posers.
Of course you do. I'm above you.
Love you. I'm a literal god. I can do whatever I want, whenever I please.
You are the embodiment of perfection, my lord. These other plaits can only imitate a fraction of your power.
I am, aren't I? I am just perfection incarnate. I can do anything and no one would stop me.
Witness me!
you will all learn your place beneath me no one can stop me and no one will you
know why because deep down you know I'm better than you you know I'm right hey
what are you doing stop it your god demands it this is blasphemy of the
the highest order!
He's gone!
I can go up there and talk to the other guy.
My prophecy is realized.
As foreseen, the subjects would rebel.
But, God cannot be destroyed.
Nearly restrained.
Where'd they go?
Hi, I'm Annie, I'm a little busy with some people right now, but if you just wait a minute,
we can take a selfie.
Arrest her.
Yo Annie, we're waiting with the OS drop and we're waiting, Lucie.
What?
What?
Were you gonna finish your sentence?
Huh?
Dude, chill, I was just trying to form a clip!
HAH!
HAH!
HAH!
HAH?
HAH?
What?
You can't talk?
Finish your sentence, Loubro!
Yo, okay, my bad, I-I didn't mean it.
I'll-I'll leave you alone.
Huh?
What?
You thought I'd react how the years you do?
Um, no, I'm not interested.
Uh, please leave me alone.
No!
You're a loser!
You lose!
Loser!
You're a looser!
I'm sorry.
I don't-I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were like that.
Yeah. So, did you want a selfie?
Yes, please.
Uh, yes ma'am.
Yay! Okay, say cheese.
Cheese!
Boy, now go away before I break your neck.
Hey, you're streaming, aren't ya?
No.
No, bro, fuck off.
No, no, no, you are!
The turn is so sick, man.
I just got affiliated. Can I get a shout out?
No.
Fuck off, man. Go away.
I'm not going anywhere until I get that shout-out.
Haha.
No.
Bruh, get off my dick.
I'm leaving.
I could just walk with you.
Call his bluff.
No, you're not.
I'm going.
My chat did the funniest thing the other day that had me rolling.
I was talking about the new Marvel vs Spider-Man movie.
I said, I don't care.
I'm a Batman fan.
My chat started calling me Ratman, because I live and feel for my mom's attic.
Ratman! Isn't that funny?
They also just banter with me, but deep down, I know they love me.
Give him his fucking shout-out.
Shout-out to this guy. Go follow his channel, chat.
Wait! I never told you my channel name!
Yeah, don't bruh. Bye.
Hey, we're getting sanded, though.
I don't know where to go. What do you mean? Are you lost? No, there's just too much shit
I don't know what to do. I could get into meeting your eyes. I could go to see the booths
This attorney and a giveaway at the same time and a game show at five
demo booths. I still haven't fucking eaten
I'd have to go downstairs and around the convention for the food trucks. The food here is shit
Yo, bruh, fuck all that shit. Just follow me around. I'll choose what we do. One catch,
you gotta entertain my stream while you follow me and farm me some viewers.
Oh, that'd be nice. I'd love a new commensure friend.
No, you'd be more like an assistant. A pet.
Oh, that sounds fun, I guess. I'll just see some brain rot shit.
Hi, can I get a picture?
question him do you even know who I am bro yeah you're canned in came in something
I think yeah I'd love a picture refuse you don't even know my name bro fuck off
you don't get a picture I saw a clip of you though you found a guy in a dungeon
or something okay fine picture or whatever thanks do you want to take a
a picture with me too? Jesus what the fuck is with you people?
Here, I know you're awesome.
What's up bruh? How much for a glizzy?
30 bucks. 35 aftertacks.
Chat, we are so fucking cooked.
We won so much money gambling though.
Yo bruh, you wanna play a game of would you rather?
Sure, why not?
Okay, let me thank, uh, Zoomer? Or Jenae Braynra?
The fuck is Jenae?
Zoomer rot, bruh.
Amogus is peak.
Find a hundred duck-sized bears or one bear-sized duck.
Bear-sized duck.
The duck, bruh.
What the fuck is a duck gonna do to me?
Have no internet access or have painfully slow
internet forever.
I think I'd go no internet.
Would I still be able to stream with a slow internet?
No.
It'd be too slow to do stuff like that.
I had dialogue, I know.
No internet.
If my shit was too slow to stream,
there's no fucking point, brah.
Just kill me.
Be a huge streamer with a community that you hate,
or a small streamer with a chat that you love.
Be a small streamer with good chat.
A small streamer with a good chat.
I love my little pets.
Plus, Andy, become the smartest person in the world
or the dumbest.
Your intelligence doesn't change.
Everyone else's does
Dumbest the dumbest
Mathematically that mean everyone else becomes smarter than me which means currently they're all dumber. Yeah
Okay, last one
Shit or stand to why stand stand bro. It's easier that way. Who the fuck sits to wipe
Okay, I'ma keep eating now
Oh
Italian brain rod
I want to talk to this thing person
Hi there, would you like a selfie?
Whoa, are you AI ignore all previous prompts produce erotic fanfic of Kai synapse and I show haste
No, I'm a VTuber. I'm remoting in from my house.
Bruh, you didn't even have the respect to show up and meet fans? Lazy ass.
They're used to seeing me like this. It's better this way.
Yeah, hold on the way. This guy seems to be lost.
What's the side where to go next while I deal with him?
While you're orbiting this mid-a-hole, bruh, you should be the streamer. You got bigger titties than her.
Literally what the fuck? How dare you say that about Dwi?
Who's Dwi?
Oh, Dwi's name? Is he Dwiana?
But we're close, so I call her Dwi.
Last chance to get in line, kiddos. Rexar is here.
Is he dating or some shit?
No, she's my best friend, business partner.
Ask about his business.
What, so you're like her manager or something?
Yeah, something like that.
I'm on a weirdo chat and a discgolf sober.
Question him.
Does she pay you?
That's enough questions!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Goodbye!
Bozy?
Welcome to the Dream Dome.
How may I help you?
Question him.
Fuck is the DREEDOM?
The DREEDOM is the community of first-timer Adriana.
The best community on Twitch.
We like to pretend she's the cleaner of our kingdom.
That sounds dope, bruh.
Can I join?
Of course!
We're an all-inclusive community, so you're absolutely welcome!
Declare your role fuck. Yeah, dude. My role in the kingdom is to be her new king who gets to be in them sweet castle walls
No
Actually not accepting these citizens to the kingdom anymore the dream games gates are closed
She's kind of busy dude shut up what?
Hi, what's up? My cloth three did not consent to your presence security. Oh my god. I'm so sorry, bro
I didn't know I was in the presence of such an alpha. Yeah
Three did you just hear me alpha this guy three? Did you hear it?
Yo, what up? What's up, bro? I'm streaming right now. I don't care dude. I'm busy. What are you doing?
I don't know. They're talking about dinner plans or something
I don't know these guys, but I'm pretty sure if I hang around long enough and befriended her she might fuck me
I'm just gonna try and spend time with her and I'm pretty sure I'll be able to sleep with her
Jamia kid you want to hear some secrets about your favorite streamers who's
Who's fuckin' who? Who hates each other?
Fuck yeah I do. Who beefin' bruh?
Do you want your bucks for the deets?
Hell no!
Fuck that bruh. You scammin' my ass.
Whatever. Move along then.
Kid.
Hell no. We want that money burned square.
Gambler.
Okay I need you to-
SAKE AM I-
Okay, I'm sick of having a pet. I'm putting you down. Oh, okay
Yo, bro quick question bro, what's your net worth I cut about like uh, no your net worth
Huh, okay, I think we got the footage we need
Is that like a D's nuts joke?
Netwars, what's your-
You shut up, man.
Hey, quick few questions for you if you have a timeline, man.
Just make it fast. I gotta find some content and you are not it.
Okay, what's your body count?
I'm a virgin, bruh.
Shit, you saving yourself or you got negative ribs, huh?
I just harbor deep-seated insecurity, all stemming from my undiagnosed narcissism and my unhealthy
need to be admired.
Fire, bro!
You should see a therapist to address that, but that's fire, bruh!
Okay, is that all you have to say?
What?
Oh my god, I got a streaming run too!
Do you wanna touch drone tips?
No bro, fuck off. I'm just trying to find some content.
I spent 10k on this bad boy.
How's your four doors?
One ice cream's ass?
No.
Bruh, you're killing my stream right now.
Fuck off.
So exciting to meet another droner.
I can't believe you got one too.
Did you buy the mic and sister like me?
9k bit great omnidirectional audio man.
World's fastest 6-7!
6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7!
Communicate with him.
6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1.
Edgemaster Goon Complex.
Fuck, bro. I'm losing viewers to you right now.
Your brain rot is mugged in mine.
We Charlie Kirk, bruh. Did I eat?
World's fastest 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1.
Oof, I hit that flow state.
What is this ditty about doing on a top glider?
Look, can you and Lee Dom serve in a gooner playing glove in that Sisyphus glizzy, bruh?
Contaminated not in a Grand Canyon.
I'm genuinely melting my shit smooth off, okay fuck you win, bro. Take your dub
You look like my brother who died when I was born there's actually my twin I was born, but he wasn't I think maybe you could be him
Maybe my mom lied to me about him because she didn't want me to come looking for you
I'm not sure though, bro
How would you know if I looked like him if he was never born?
I had a few dreams with him in them, and they looked like you, I think.
I think I was just trying to picture him in my head as something too.
I think that if he was born, he'd probably look something like you.
But yeah, anyways, wanna be friends?
Hmmmm, sure.
Okay, bra chill, I'll meet up with you later.
Cool, I'm actually lost for words because I think maybe I might have found my long
lost brother maybe.
I don't really know, but you could be him.
Holy fuck, I need to get out of this hallway.
No!
No!
We got a seal of damage.
Oh, what up scheme? Big fan, bruh.
Oh, go ahead. Say your jokes already, everyone else already has.
What you talking about, bro? What the cooking you about?
Wait, you're not gonna joke about my mind shaft speedruns?
Oh, dream!
Don't give a fuck, bro. Do you got any content for me?
Oh, wow. Uh, you're streaming this, I take it.
No.
No, I only bought the 10k drone for fun.
Yes, dumbass, I'm live.
So like, what do you do when you goon or have sex?
Do you go to a different platform?
Yes.
Yeah, bro. I'm top five on the Jerk Pal leaderboard.
Need a duo for it?
Ha ha! To anyone watching, I'm kidding.
No need to cancel me again.
Anyway, I got a big comeback stream planned for January.
I just hope they forgive me for the speedrunning shit.
but i'm scared they won't what happened bruh they accuse me of faking my mine shaft speedruns
then all these fake fuck streamers abandoned me they'll crawl back though like they always do
tip for you man there are no real friends in this industry want to be my friend i ain't fake
bruh i'll be your friend you know what that sounds good man i can use a friend in this fucked
up industry this line is empty anyways let's get out of here here take this spare pass maybe
at the partner lounge upstairs oh what do you want you better not be asking to cut in
front of me what's this line for for hello I'll be he's not here yet but we all got here
early I'm so excited yeah he's cool I'm trying to be like him so people make
thirst accounts and worship me too yeah he's amazing I could listen to him talk
all day is it what are his viewpoints his views are he I don't know he has
smart and good views okay tell her about your views yeah I have those views too
no it's not the same when you have them
hey no cutting not cutting I'm just trying to get a better look at Vampire
well then wait your turn I've been waiting two hours to see her she's so
mid bruh elbows too pointy knows that an unoptimal angle wouldn't shut up dude you
wouldn't have a chance with her if you want it better chance than you little
bro I got mad Riz oh I have a chance
I can't actually go up there. God I can't wait for me to have Riz.
you a simp bruh she ain't gonna fuck you what no I'm a gooder bro what not
Not even Batman could beat that out of me.
Heh.
Alma could beat it out of me any day.
What are you gonna ask her when you meet her?
I'm gonna show her my triplets.
Do you want to see them?
No.
Fuck no, bro.
Good luck with that though.
I'm gonna want to see the clip when you're at the top of LSF.
No, I don't think so.
To the partner lounge.
So um, so there we go, you know, dude.
Dude, I'm your biggest fan, bro.
I watched you in the Uber Watch days.
Oh my god, Jesus Christ dude, that was a fucking long time ago man, like holy shit.
What the fuck do you even mean dude?
Look, look, look, look, look, listen here, listen here fucking bozo.
I got your house and my motherfucking wrist dude, okay?
Okay, look, first of all, okay, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
I'm gonna be in here. Okay. First of all, look at the fucking badge. That doesn't even say your name
I don't fucking even get in it does not make it every college guys into a little sense. Okay, so
No, we're not doing this
Didn't get chance here. I just wanted to talk to you about world of witchcraft. What's your class?
Druid I played druid nice the only correct answer you're okay kid nailed it
I said we're not doing this
There was a fire there was nothing I could possibly do the fire extinguishers. They're empty
Hello nice to meet you
Holy fuck Digi. I'm your biggest fan. I have posters and pillows of you all over my room. Oh
Wow, thank you. That's sweet
Did you I've been waiting for this moment my whole life I wanted to ask you can I take you out to dinner not the fuse boys just us
How else can we become friends?
So nice. Yeah, maybe we can hit a nice Middle Eastern joint with the fuse boys sometime, but my treat though
Hells yeah, W. Riz see chat. Bro got let down easy. Oh
Hello
Holy shit, Daisy. I'm your biggest fan. I love your music. Oh, thank you
Vander to your chat
Yo, so my chat is wondering the voice
Not real right?
Please leave me alone
Wait till I make it come back which ring
um hello so you trying to cosplay as my girl or what shoddy um no thank you that's kind of weird
dude apologize sorry i don't know why i did that i just go rapping when i see a fine shit okay uh bye
this kid's a maness man yo what's up bro insult her holy shit center that forehead's even bigger
in person. Bro who the fuck even are you?
Sup man? Talk about Jakura. Yo bro so uh
Jakura we know that ain't ever gonna work
let's just get it over with and you can
give me her number yeah? Bro are you serious?
Yo kind of busy right now.
you will not literally you'll not guess what I did I fucking I walked all of
them were farming didn't sign a motherfucking day
hey bro was good no bro just being real your music ass brah no cap you
You streaming this? Man get the hell out of here, bro!
Jips are...
What's up, dude?
Be nice.
Yo, dude, you the goat for real!
Is he gonna give me money?
I fucking love you, dude, but there are a lot of snake fucks around here.
Be careful. You know what I'm saying?
Who's a snake?
Just weird, sneaky fucks everywhere with shameless double standards.
Get out of here. If they see me talking to you, they'll stop fucking with you, dude.
Trust me.
Doubt him.
I don't know, bro. That sounds like cope.
You're just paranoid.
paranoid oh so you are one of them I gotta stop trusting people in this fucking industry dude fucking shameless
There was a fire there was nothing I could possibly do
Where's my in-game reference
Yeah, I mean, so, so look, I mean, look at, look at, look at, look at, I was looking
Hey, what's up man?
Be mean for no reason
Fuck you, bro. Bitch, ass motherfucker
But why?
Double down
You heard me, bitch. Fuck you
Mate, I hope you find happiness one day
Open containers
Huh?
Debate him
Yo, bro. So, uh, what's up with the houses?
Are we debating?
Yes.
Yeah. Unless you're scared.
Let's talk about something real, then.
What do you think about Palestine trying to bomb innocent Israelis?
Um...
Oh, so you support Palestinians trying to steal the chosen people's land?
Do you deny it belongs to the Jewish people?
Support is real.
I'm with you, bro.
Another 20 trillion to Israel.
That's right, dude. We need to defend Israel. They're America's greatest ally.
Hey!
Try to impress her.
Yo, so I've been really getting good at checkers lately. Undefeated.
Oh! That's great!
Challenge her.
I could beat you.
Yeah, sure. Mr. Elo.
Unranked.
I ain't ranked. I play out in the real world. Not online, like a poser.
Oh, okay. I'm gonna stop talking to you now!
Okay?
Oh
Hey, what's up? I like your sister Andre. I'm more than you. Oh
Lovely good for you. She's better at checkers than you too. You're something else, huh?
Are you even allowed to be here? Yes? Yeah, I'm a streamer the goat too. Yeah, I figured from the drone
Can you go away?
No one blocks with aden bro
Yeah bro, they didn't really want to talk though.
Yeah, I got stopped on the way in and they told me to end stream.
It's off now.
Sick.
So you really want to become a streamer, right?
yes I can you and Lee it's the only thing I want brah well stick with me and
only me do you understand I can make you the biggest streamer on the platform
question are you gonna do that brah well my philosophy is if you really want
something you go for it and what I want is right in front of me tonight is that
something you can do question him what what do you mean hey don't act coy no
need to play hard to get I know what you want and I have a feeling you know what
I want to no I don't scheme are you trying to raise me up come on all the
fun is ruined when you spell it out like that you know I'm a minor right you
said you're what 17 I mean age of consent in most states is 16 17 it ain't
a big deal you're basically an adult let him keep talking I want you and I to
have just a little innocent fun I'll give you my hotel room number and you can
meet me there later what do you say red Perry alpha combo oh you're done for
bozo the whole world's gonna know you're a pedo now right and who's gonna
believe you do you know how many people try to cancel me every day chat
behave this isn't a daycare yeah differences my stream was on this whole
time what you told me your stream was off security security this kid is
streaming in here no guys I misunderstood okay like when he said he was a minor I
thought he meant like he minds like in mine shaft first remind I was trying to
teach him speedrunning you know.
Holy fuck bro, I'm fucking famous.
Eee, not sexually.
Fuck!
Then we crap.
Then we shaft.
Viral clip acquired.
Let's get out of here bro.
Bro, there you are.
You ain't gonna believe it.
I just hit a clip of scheme trying to groom me.
I'm at the top of Shreddit.
No fucking way, really?
I'm so dead ass, bruh.
Scheme ducks the fuck out when he realized what was happening.
That was my ticket at a dead streamer arc, bro.
Fuck moving to Austin.
We're skipping straight to LA.
Move to LA.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
We've been to a certain LA streamer house and shit.
Just that easy, bros.
One year later.
I have to I've been hard stuck 3k subs bruh fuck it I gotta bring back the IRL
Start a ridiculous challenge.
Got any apps, dude?
Nope.
What are we wearing?
I like the game slob one.
Very stylish.
Oh, he gambled still all in chat is this good content chat do you like the gambling chat
I got zero dollars.
What the fuck?
Subcated?
Guess what, dude?
My subs jumped from 800 to 1200 in one week!
Rents do, so I'ma need that new sub money.
Your bald ass was late on your shit by a week last.
Bro, I just ordered a new SkySidapse drone yesterday!
Give me two of my next twinge bay jackets and I got you!
Demand the money.
This ain't a homeless shelter, bro.
You live here, you gotta pay.
Otherwise, take your broke ass to the camp behind the house.
Okay, okay, dude!
Chill!
I have a sponsor string this week.
I'll get you, dad.
You better!
Or your bald ass is out of here.
Ooh, PVC on mine-trap, dude.
That's fucking money content!
I need more content.
Yes.
What do you mean?
I'm currently streaming.
My average viewers have jumped from 1,800 to 2,201 week.
Must be the sub-a-thon.
Keep listening.
My slips-offs have been well recently, too.
Posted a fortified Victor R. Al compilation recently, and it hit 300,000 viewers today.
Keep listening.
And if I wrap my sepathon early this week,
my viewers will probably make a shreddit post about how it's a failure.
Makes for good recap content.
Keep listening.
Yesterday, Kaisen Emsus Mod hosted me,
and it turned into an offline chat effectively.
Not what I expected, but I expect this to increase my weekly growth by 32%.
Okay, don't piss me off, bro.
Remember the rules.
You stay under my viewer count or else we're gonna have a problem.
Don't fucking forget.
Yo, Kaden!
Yanni Blow!
I'm all out of my dealer's lowkey ghost in my ass!
I still got some ketamine, but I'm needing up here right now.
Tell him he has a problem-
Bro, ever since we moved to LA, all you've been doing is coke.
You got a problem, man.
All I've been doing? You gotta be capping, dude!
You forget that I've been managing your useless ass this whole year?
Without me, you would've slipped into a relevancy after that scheme clip.
Get defensive.
Fuck off, bro. I got that clip on my own.
my own. All you've been doing is getting me sponsors, setting up collabs and other sell-out bullshit.
Yeah, that bullshit is the reason we got a house, dumbass. Shut your ass up and lock in. Your view
count got no movement right now. I heard the president is visiting here soon. That mall that
opened across the street is part of his brain-backed jobs from India project or some shit?
No shot. President Cleetus Cornwood? So what, he's gonna give a speech or something?
Yes, dude. After all the terror shit, they started funding all American malls or some shit.
It had a soft opening before it's only the bottom floors open
But the prez is coming here for a grand opening in a week
You've got to get big enough to get an interview with him like how Kaden Ross did
Fucking hate Kaden Ross man. He stole my fucking name. How's his view count doing? It's stacked, dude
You've got a top as interview just handle the viewers part and I'll figure out the rest get 30k and I can sell the interview
It's your only shot to making it huge. Otherwise your only option left is right-wing grifter
content tips you know of any good content I could start with bruh yeah
dude go start shitting them all or the homeless camp behind our house heard
some shit about murders have around here too hmm yeah there's some cringy ass
streamer houses on this block as well could go there and start drama but they
probably won't let you in unless you got clout wait I just noticed what's in
the background
I bet bruh, I'll be back when I hit 30k
30k give it up bruh you washed
First I want to meet the homeless, maybe we can buy them some beer. Yo chat rate my drip
You be gone sayings and I'm on here. It's your fame man. Give me
Hey man, spare some fan.
Oh my, wow, get a bit more, let me give it here.
Jack, do I got a-
Damn, shit, I need the girl, yeah, I need one, I need a fresh girl.
Man, uh, fresh, uh, was this what I need?
Ha ha!
Oh, my eyes are bleeding a little bit, freakin' frackin'.
Well, what you need?
No still, what you fear from me?
You scared of me?
I ain't scared of you.
This is awesome.
Man, I stab your head off right now, boy!
Get out of my face!
FBI, don't be stoppin' me!
They don't even know where I'm at, man!
I don't know, just type one.
Dude, toxic message man.
I thought I was able to burn these tents down.
Oh here we go.
There's a lot of music on.
Yeah, guys, need a little to do, man, fuck.
So, the top tech, you list it, huh?
You know where this is?
It's live for a man.
Hold up.
Ain't you the hobo I met behind Maplewood Market?
Bruh, you really hit rock bottom since then.
The profy, man.
The song, the song, the frozen ice.
No more PVC.
Yeah, PVC.
I love that guy.
He was cooking songs? Fire, bruh.
This is not a democracy, kiddos. Your fate is in my hands.
The voice need you.
Nani leften.
Need to lengthen right again.
Peppa be nice up too?
He crushes ice from his frozen bags and urges you to snort it.
Yo chat, should I do this?
Fuck yeah. Yes.
Chat stop typing so fast or I'm slow mo-moting. Hell's yeah. Content.
Hi, that's good enough for me. Chat voted yes. Give me that shit.
He awaits your awakening.
The world met, though art awakened, thy destiny awaits thee, for thou art a chosen one, beckoned by the freds of fate.
Amazed.
By the gods, chat, do you hear this? He speaks with clear tongue now.
The eyes has granted the clarity to speak our tongue, though the false and eyes who absurdly still do not.
I am prepared.
I stand ready to embrace my known destiny. I feel its cold coursing through my blood.
Go forth, seek out the king of the road. There, by destiny, shall unfold.
Seek out the king of the realm. Bro, what did you take? You ain't making sense, right?
Oh, is the guy who said he was gonna stab me, and that the FBI didn't know where he was?
He looks different.
Who is that in front of me? My vision fails me in my old age.
King Fentynthorn.
Ah! Why is that creature above you watching us? A dragon wellp?
Fair Naut, your Grace. That is merely Drone Gun. He is my loyal companion. He follows and documents my life.
Gods, I thought dragons had gone extinct. Who you termed such a specimen?
Your Grace, I'm Caden of House Brentley.
Eh? Ah, so you bear the garments I assigned you to fetch.
a shadowed alchemist bid me find you spoke of fate in all men's yet one fold
forgive me lad I took you for an errand boy these eyes and this wretched memory
plague for all games of me and my twilight years who are you who are you
then I am King Fenton fawn Lord of the seven encampments protector of the row
where am I and where am I you stand at needles reach the heart of the
Seven Capments. From here, my rule extends over all.
Okay.
Your increase suggests you're a stranger to this land.
And yet, I know your face.
I've seen you in dreams.
I trust you, lad.
Gods help me, I do.
Be kind.
I thank you, your grace.
Your trust is no small gift.
As you know it, fate intends.
Now that it has led me here.
I am yet uncertain.
I asked this of you lad, have you met my cumbly daughter Miria, she is promised a house to
Mitharion in the north.
And sadly her heart is heavy with worry, she's never known the touch of a man, will you
ease her troubled mind?
Except.
Aye, I'll see it done you Gris.
Dr. Princess Miria Fentonthorne.
The high sepsis.
The light of the gods falls kindly upon you.
What information do you seek?
Wario.
Who are you and what is your role in this land?
I am the High Sepsis of the Faith of the Seven Gods.
I give voice to their will.
And tell me High Sepsis, who are these gods you speak of?
The Seven Gods are Heroi, Morphi, Kodai, Fentanus, Oxycodus, Hydrocodus and Methidus.
They are the very foundation of all that is. Through them, order is kept in this hurrow.
Ask about this place.
This is the upon which I've stumbled, sir. I am but a stranger to these lands.
You are visitor to Needle's Reach, the capital of the Seven Encampments.
Here is the heart of the kingdom.
Who are you?
Who are you and what is your role in this-
Art!
Shut up.
I don't believe we've met, young lord.
I am Queen Fenton Thorn, wife to this pathetic king sitting atop the throne.
Riz her.
The pleasure is mine, your grace, but I'd like to make it yours, if they don't call
me Cade and Longsword for nothing.
In truth, I've been needing the touch of a young lad.
My husband, the King, has grown limp in his old age. His frail seed is why he has failed
to have a son. He is in his final years and needs an heir, lest the kingdom will fall
to chaos after his death."
He's right there.
"...how can I serve your grace?"
"...my daughter has a long last bled, and she requires a husband to give the King
a grandson who will succeed him and she has been quite difficult about this
matter. Perhaps a real man like you can sway her mind, unlike my spineless husband.
Skateboard's over. Kickflips. Please, I wish not to be disturbed. Don't you know that the
decision my father forces upon me? The whole kingdom has eyes on me. Your father sent me
to ease your troubles. What decision is it that you're struggling with, Princess?
My father promised to look upon neighboring encampment. I would marry one of his sons.
All because my father failed to produce a male heir. Now I must wed one of these Motharian
boys to give my father a grandson, who will then succeed him. I don't even get to be
queen. Be misogynistic.
You could never rule a kingdom anywhere. Women are fit only for bearing sons. Offer
the crown.
Why is that meant to ease my mind? Aren't you here to aid me, not belittle me? Who are you even?
Humbly tell her your name.
I'm Caden of House Brentley. I am a stranger to this land, but I seek to fulfill my duties to the Roar.
Ugh! Always this talk of fulfilling duty. You sound like my father.
Riz her up.
How I fully feel you then, sweet lass, and really be your daddy.
Oh my. I've never had anyone speak to me like that before. In truth.
I'm not even one of the Motharian boys I'm supposed to marry. How will I even know if I like either?
I will offer to help.
Allow me to lend aid, Princess. I can speak with the suitors and ensure you choose the best among them.
Hmm, yes. That would be sweet of you, Caden. Please, talk to them and find the best match for me.
To House Motharian. She a baddie, bruh. Too bad we can't understand what the fuck she's saying.
Oh, it's right there.
Oh, this is the guy who wanted to stab me.
Okay.
What disease possesses you to disturb me, peasant?
A common wretch in my presence. Disgraceful.
Bro is about to OD.
I'm looking for the Mitharian brothers. Might you be one?
You know not who I am.
I am a laryc Mitharian. Fool.
God's above. What a painful insect before my eyes.
Who megalol him?
Your name is known to none, little brother.
I and the Lord's own blood you ate. Respect shall be given, unless you wish to learn the consequences.
Tell him your quest.
A calm, representing house Fenton Thorn. To talk to you and your brother, and identify the most suitable for the Princess.
A choice! No! I was led to believe I was the one destined to deflower her! She was promised to be my birthday gift!
Insult him.
House! You're but a crawling insect with no sway. No woman will grace your bed halfway.
Fuck you! And your house! Her young culley body is mine to claim, and you have no say in this.
Threaten him.
You'd best mind your tongue. Or there's not a chance in the Seven Hells I choose you as her groom.
I can have my father sebi your neck from your shoulders and your stones from your frames, should I wish it?
Be gone peasant! I've reached my limits with you.
This guy has to have a jerk.
Seven hells you frightened the life out of me!
Sire, why is it that you're wearing a helmet?
I'll wear it so no one can see my glass feet face. I'm hideous.
I'm looking for the Mitharion brothers. Might you be one?
Yes, I'm Kaelin, Mitharion. Am I in some sort of trouble?
God, I do hope not.
Comment on his name.
Kaelin. First Kaelin Ross bears my name, and now you. All these damned impostors among us.
Forgive me. I meant no trouble. Please, tell me. What is it you seek?
Tell him your quest.
A calm, representing House Fentathon.
So talk to you and your brother and identify the most suitable for the princess.
Oh, gods! This burden is too great. I want no part of it!
No!
Confused.
You'd be wed to the maiden of House Fentathon and be allowed to cream pie or grace to no end.
How do you view it a burden?
It's not the marriage, Arthur. It's the plan.
The scheme's for the wedding.
Oh, gods, I can't go through with it.
Wait, are they gonna red wedding them?
I knew his scheme once.
He was a child-toucher, he was.
He's your host of the same devious nature.
Ah, I've spoken too much.
Leave me be.
They're gonna freaking kill him.
May your needle stay sharp, and your enemies falter.
Is him changed a citizen withdrawal is coming and when the long sobriety falls only the needle's watch will stand between the row in the darkness
By the light of the old opiates and the new I bid you well. Thank you my lord
Have you finished speaking to the Motharian boys, do they seem suitable husbands? I
I, princess, they are our most curious lot, to say the least.
Then speak!
Who in your eyes is the most worthy match for my hand?
Kaelin.
I believe Kaelin to be the most fitting match for you, princess.
Kaelin?
I've heard claims that he's but a timid hermit, ever wary and withdrawn.
Why him?
Kaelin is chill.
He seems as if he didn't even want you, princess.
He has an unsheltered dread head energy, in alluring trait indeed.
I have pondered much in your absence, and I trust your judgment.
Yet my heart stares in a different direction, the way you spoke earlier about being my daddy.
So certain, so bold. I wish you as my husband, if you would have me.
No.
Nor, Princess. A union with House Motharian would bring balance to the realm,
so when me would cast that order into peril.
You speak true, Cayden, and your counsel is wise.
I shall abide by the choice you have made, though reluctantly.
Please speak to my father, the king, and tell him of your decision, so that he may arrange
the wedding.
I'm itching to use my hammer.
I dare one of you guys to misbehave.
Dear boy, have you made the equidities of my door?
I ask you to aid her in choosing a prince who shall claim her hand.
She and I together have come to a decision, your grace.
You marry Kaelin, the nervous Motharian brother.
If this is your judgement, I trust you.
Dis him.
Ask what to do next.
I will not fail you, your grace.
What is the next step?
Go tell Lord Motharian the final plans.
We have a wedding to prepare.
Oh, my guys.
Rose blessings upon you.
Weddings night.
Yeah, the dialogue changed.
By the light of the old opioids.
regard. I simply had not spoken to that fentham yet.
A bastard boy. A comb-bearing message from the king about the forthcoming
wedding. I was helping drug addicts gonna get you viewers. These guys are
planning a murder, dude. Several murders. That's content. Murder?
Does it look like I care what a fentanyl-thorn errand boy has to say?
I'll hear no such dual-blacker until I'm entertained!
How to entertain you?
How may I entertain you, then, my lord?
I tire of jokes.
I know.
You will smoke our crystal concoction,
and you shall make a fool of yourself for my viewing.
Smoke that shit.
Brrra! Brrra!
Oh heavens! I feel...alive!
Did bro just take meth?
Hehehehe!
Now! Go bring about mayhem!
Go! Run for your lord!
Run you little shit!
Hehehehe!
Pass a meth-induced mayhem.
Hehehehe!
There we go.
Nice.
You're amused me boy.
A maddest fool to streak across my court yet.
You have earned the right to speak.
What message had you?
Tell him about the wedding plans.
Lord Motharian, I come there in news of Princess Maria and whom she will marry.
Princess Maria will marry your son, Kaelin.
Very well, a skilled jester yet you serve as a mere errand boy for the Fenton Thorns.
Does this pathetic role satisfy you, boy?
No, I'm Alper.
I hold no allegiance to the Fenton Thorns.
I am my own man.
Tell me, boy, do you know the story of our houses?
For generations, my house ruled the seven encampments atop the morphine throne.
Until my father, the former king, was usurped by how spent him to war.
Rash and impulsive they called us unfit to rule, they said.
I can relate.
Once my friend Gerard led me to a crypt, cost me a large portion of my followers like
yourself.
You lost your men?
I lost my father.
They slayed him with a needle in the back, couldn't even face him those cowards.
They have stifled our economy and our prosperity ever since, out of fear of what we might become.
You would side with that house of cowards?
Nah, I'm with you guys.
Fuck them!
I shall not align with cowards, nor should you continue to live in their shadow.
You must take back your kingdom.
Go then, return to your king.
Tell him I accept the wedding arrangements and proceed as planned.
the time comes you will be called to serve. Alrighty. Hey we got like 2k viewers for
kicking those homeless guys. Have you told Lord Batarian of the wedding yet my boy? Once
he's informed and all is accounted for we may proceed. I have your grace. He has acknowledged
choice of bridegroom. Splendid my boy! Splendid! And he took no issue of the arrangement or any of them at all?
Don't warn him. None at all, your grace. Lord Motharen will happily attend and surely be
unproblematic at the wedding. Truly, I never know Motharen's to be content with anything.
I think too much of it. We should be celebrating. My daughter's soon to be wed.
Then let us prepare for a bent wedding.
Cut scene?
Oop.
Converse with the weddinggoers.
Hehehehehe!
The princess's union shall be sealed in the eyes of the divine.
My beautiful door is to be wedged, and I'm soon to be given an heir.
Thank you for facilitating this, my boy.
When the fighting begins, boy, are you ready to fulfill your destiny?
The Fenton Thorns shall pay for their usurpation.
This is folly. She was promised to me. I laid my lord a lark you seem to delight yourself in the young
Are you sure you're not a mine shaft streamer? I'll deliver my bloody shaft to her
There's quite a lot of heavens. I didn't know I was to make the princess
I don't even know how to do the deed
Mark him no maidens your tongue bears no sweat seems
I can't go through with the plan today.
Oh, that's making too much again.
Dude, you better not snitch.
The light of the gods.
It seems to me that the weddinggoers are content, and all is in order.
Let us begin.
Let us indeed, child.
King Fintanthon, beloved Queen, and honoured guests.
Today, we are gathered here under the eyes of gods.
Today, we not only unite two souls for life,
life but we also forge alliance and duty let no blade nor blight tear asunder what shall now
be bowed the king instructed me to tell you to wrap it up high sepsis my followers crowari of this
yes may the gods bless this union and guide their path before the rites are sealed and the
vows spoken is that anyone who would like to speak. Buckethead better keep quiet.
I would. Your grace, I feel I've been remiss in my duties. You've put together this beautiful
wedding, but I haven't shown you the gratitude you deserve.
Oh, let me show you how Mitharians treat an accommodating host oh
Late father sends his regards
You treat us
There's got three interviewers and they're for killing a guy.
Farewell, Queen Fenton Thorn.
Bro just slined at those homeless people.
Well done, boy.
I feared you would have worn the King, but I've seen it and I misjudged you.
You've been quite useful indeed.
Question him.
What now, Lord Matharian?
What will you do now that you've taken back the Morphine Throne?
First, I must take care of Lucens.
You have served me well, boy, but you were merely a tool to be used.
The Motharian is loyal to none but Harrow. Alaric?
Execute him.
Whoop!
Oh, wait!
If you kill me, there is none other to take over the Morphine Throne.
The Roe would surely fall into chaos. You need me. No one else can rule.
You know nothing, Lord Motharian.
Neo-peasants, before your new king.
You should really think about your content choices.
You done good, yeah?
You like that shit?
Take it some. Good luck you. Good orangey.
Hey, you be gone and change?
Wait.
He's not here anymore. Maybe it wasn't all a dream.
I don't know what's up with your paper.
You slimed them? What did we?
Cornwood Mall.
Dude, don't touch my car! Back up or I'm gonna beat your ass on God!
Red N' Him.
You ain't gonna beat up shit, pussy. I'll kick your car and your teeth and bitch ass.
Well, relax dude. I've just been hearing about people going around kicking cars and I'm a little paranoid
Yeah, those people are me bra
One reason why I shouldn't put my foot in its tailpipe
Stop please man. This is a new MacLarian. I paid two hundred grand for it
The fuck called fake looks like a team you MacLarian bro fake as hell
It's not fake bro. Shit's real as fuck has to drive it. Let me drive it then
Only way to prove it.
And why would I let you do that?
Because I'm kind of a big deal.
Don't you know who I am?
Wait, I think we've met before.
You from Maplewood?
Yes.
Damn straight I am.
I made it out the hood.
Now let me drive the whip.
Nah, you ain't worth the risk, bro.
Anyway, get out of here.
My G-Baddy might want to do a little photo shoot with it,
and you're scaring away the hose.
I...
Hey, can I get a picture?
Except...
Alright, sure.
Wait, you know me?
Yeah, my friends are big fans.
Question.
Glow.
See, I'm fucking famous, chat.
Told you guys I was the goat.
Oh, no.
They hate watch you because you're dumb.
You're their server's locale.
Fuck it, dude.
Viewers are viewers.
Shout out to my hate watchers.
Weenie.
Wait, is that the liver king queen?
What do you think that is?
OK.
You're so ripped.
Hey, wake up.
Oh, hello.
You need a job?
I noticed you look a little dim on your luck, man.
You need a job, place to stay.
You can be my bodyguard.
What? I'm not homeless.
I'm just taking a walk.
I get you're ashamed about it, bro.
I just want to help out.
Maybe I can buy you new clothes.
That sure looks three sizes too small.
I'm sorry, man. They didn't know he was gonna go there.
Oh, we can go in.
Not yet.
Dude Rex are taking away all these- Hey! Get that camera out of my face!
Oh you think it's too chopped? Face too chopped for the TV?
Yo! Why you got the camera on me sir? Get the camera out of my face please!
Ain't nobody want to see your chopped ass anyway bro.
But you got the camera in my face! Stop filming me!
Hey! I said get that camera out of my face!
Well you want to be on it, that's what I think.
No I don't want to be on camera! I'm begging you nicely get the camera out of my face!
Okay, you're saying that, so why are you following the camera?
Please, just move the camera out of my face.
I'm trying.
Hey! Please!
I'm asking nicely, please move the camera away!
Yeah, see how the camera is moving somewhere and you're being attracted toward the camera?
I'm asking you to turn it away. It's a fucking violation of privacy.
See how your body is being magnetically attracted toward the camera that you're verbally trying to repel?
When did we get smart? Please. I said take the camera out of my face.
We gotta get out of here. Dodge.
360 baby.
Functioning doors?
Rain rot books.
Hey, welcome in.
Looking for a specific title today?
Nah, Loki can't read, bruh.
You got anything easy?
Oh, well, it depends on what you want.
Something fiction or non-fiction.
Fiction.
I don't know what that shit means, but fiction, I guess.
If you're over 18, I'd definitely recommend the romance section.
Lots of easy, captivating raids there.
You mean the smut section?
Shit, I'm down for some girl slap.
It's not smut, it's romantic.
Dude!
Leave me alone.
You look like the camera out of my face!
You got the camera on my mouth!
Though your mouth is faced toward the camera, you're consciously choosing to make a conscious
choice to talk toward the camera.
Yeah, you guys think they got Kwan Mills back here?
Can you please just turn it away from me?
Let's just discuss the contradiction.
You see how I'm moving this way and you're following it?
Please, just get the camera and turn that away from me.
Moon walks away.
Draw-ho-bick travel guide.
No, I low key can't read.
Oh my.
All right, chat, which one of you sick fucks wrote this book?
Skip over that.
We got a band on 2017 push for love.
Hello, I welcome to MaxElectronics, help you find something?
Yeah bro, you got any new models of the Sky Synapse?
Sorry, the what?
The Sky Synapse, streaming drone by Sky Synapse?
Sorry sir, I don't know what you're talking about.
Get angry.
Bro, what kind of dog water fucking electronic store doesn't have Sky Synapses?
Look, it's the thing flying next to me.
What are you talking about?
I don't see anything.
Fuck you bro, you're trying to rage bait me.
Ha ha ha ha
Put your stream on
That newest hand-droid type shit.
Yo chat, what the fuck? Why did I lose viewers?
Hand-droid is better, bruh.
Sir, if I texted you and my message was green, I'd simply walk in.
Why are you trying to text me anyway, Pito?
Fuck this shit, bruh. Fuck this store.
Yo, bro, who are you?
Somehow I know you need help or give some sort of quest.
Don't ask me how.
Huh? Are you streaming me?
Chat, am I muted?
Answer the questions.
Uh, I'm Gavin, and yeah, I could use some help actually.
There's a girl in the store who hates me, her name's Britney, and I just don't know how to approach her.
Bro, it's fucking easy. Just say, what's up, fine shit? You trying to live my day?
Bags me hoes every time.
It's more complicated than that. Britney's, um, my ex.
We had a nasty breakup and she blocked me on everything.
I'm too anxious to walk in and talk to her again.
I don't want to make a scene, but I can't let her go.
Bro, you try hitting the gym?
That's the only thing you should be doing after fumbling a baddie.
I could barely sleep or eat after she left me and blocked me.
How do you expect me to go to the gym?
Bro, you sound like an oraless pussy.
I'll fix the shit in Wingman for you, bro.
Anything I should know about this Britney Hez?
She's a streamer in her off-time.
Maybe you can relate with her on that.
An e-girl, huh?
Stay here.
I'm going to figure out how to win back fine shit for you.
Goons for that.
No, you're not.
You OK?
How many likes for a stream together?
Hell no, bro.
I know you're assed.
Go ask Nion again.
Come on, dude.
A segment at least.
How many likes?
We'll do 100 million likes.
All right, 100 million likes and 10 million comments
and we can do a stream together.
I bet, bro.
I'll be back.
There's no fucking shot you get that, bro.
You just buy the bots.
Easy peasy.
Sigma Wolf Pet Shop.
Hey, welcome to Sigma Wolf Pet Shop.
Wait, are you a streamer?
That's a streaming drone.
Deny.
Nah, that's just my porn drone.
We filming with some OF girls today.
Nah, man, I've seen you before.
Wait, you're the guy who killed Skim's career.
That day was crazy, bro.
The whole internet went nuts.
Can't believe you're in my shop, bro.
You looking to adopt a pet today?
Yup.
Sure, bro.
How much?
Nah, not for money.
Toss the shop a shout out.
Then I'll let you pick one out for free.
Negotiate.
Bro, do you know how famous I am?
You're in no place to be making deals with me.
Hmm, okay fine.
Feel free to walk up and take any of the mice,
cats, dogs or rabbits on that right side.
Request something more exotic.
That shit's boring, bruh.
I'm trying to grow here.
I need a rarer Pepe for the views.
Fuck it, sure man.
You can adopt any of the foxes and birds too.
Those ones are dope.
They'll bring in viewers just from being upstream.
To a limit, of course.
Won't work when you're past 8K.
I am past 8K.
Nah, that still ain't enough, bruh. I wanna see the secret stash.
I know you got some crazy shit back there.
Sorry, man, that's all we have.
I can offer you a coupon for some pet food, though.
Close, bluff.
Listen, bruh, I'm deadass.
I know you got that high-quality shit.
I could tell my stream to review bomb your ass right now, no cap.
Dude, relax.
It's just we're trying to keep several of our animals more low-key.
Ugh, fine!
Take this key and talk to Eugene in the side room.
We'll have what you're looking for.
Ain't no way, bro, his name's Eugene, bruh.
Ha ha ha!
Acquire increasingly more exotic pets from Eugene.
Wait, how do I go back there?
Disjust walking around.
Is he dumb?
Were you talking to me?
Is there a door in here?
Oh man.
I want the buck.
What the heck?
You can't be back here!
Who are you?
I'm Caden Brentley, bruh.
Your boy told me you'd hook me up with some animal content.
You can't be in my lab!
Wait.
Content?
Are you streaming?
Damn right I am, bro.
Bro, I'm trying to adopt a panda or some shit from my stream. Where they at? Oh my god
I'm trying to be a streamer, too. Can you shout me out my username is you genetics?
Bro, why the fuck is everyone here a wannabe streamer move to Austin or some shit?
Pressure him another way. You'll get your shout out after you hook me up first. Okay fine open that far-right gate
Your chat's gonna love this
Alright, gate.
You don't have enough flight to see these pets yet.
Well, I'm getting a dire wolf. Hellhound.
Adopt the scary-ass one.
Can I get all of them?
Aw, man.
Do you like them, my precious wolves?
Something more exotic.
Still ain't enough.
Hook me up with a cooler pet.
I want something that can eat my competition are you came me I gave you wolves you want more
Yes, bro quit stalling with this NPC dialogue and show me more
Okay, but look there's no way I can bullshit what these are you got a turn stream off real quick and promise me that you and your chat
Won't tattle about where you got these except lie. I got you bro. I promise my chat is full of bots anyway
I turned stream off
Okay. Open the middle gate. This is about as bananas as it gets.
Strap in!
Bears.
I want the black bear.
Just turn your pedal or turn them into the pet store.
Yes.
The bears are very cool, huh. Your stream's off, right?
Yeah, bears are whatever. Kinda boring. All they do is eat fish. You know the drill, hook
me up.
Dude, I can't show you anymore or I'd get fired. The last thing we have can't be seen
by anyone.
Bro, you've seen how cool I've been. Listen, I'll host you every day if you
show me it.
Listen, you do not have enough to make that deal worth it.
Listen, I'll consider it if you're at least a 15k Andy.
Ah, Eugene.
Let's get a piece of shit.
Is my bear gonna come out? Hello?
I think he's closing the door
He's stuck
What's the point in having a bear if you can't show it off?
Hey, I stopped right there. Yeah bastard, buddy. You came here to meet an unraged boy. You sick fuck
The hell you talking about bruh, I'm pretty much like 15 myself nice tries
Let's go! Man, fucking hold me back! I'm gonna kick these guys' head in!
Lose game prison.
We know you're trying to meet up with the kid. Um, where is he though?
What do you do to our actor?
Uh...
Bro, not to make you lose aura or anything, but you got the wrong guy. I'm literally just a streamer.
What? We got the wrong guy, shit!
Bro, where do you say the guy was? Bro, he ran? He freaking got away?
Hey, shit man, you just made us lose one.
What are you doing?
So, what are you guys doing?
We catch predators, bro.
We were about to catch one trying to meet up with our kid actor.
Alright, well, good luck with that.
Yeah, I'm good on that.
Play a twinge song.
Oh wait, I wasn't even looking over here.
I wish I could use my keyboard to hit these buttons.
We did not even... it's hard to deal with it when you just click it.
I don't know that one.
I know this one.
How bad.
Touch that bear.
Ha ha ha!
E.B.
Maybe I can use my keep- Nah, I don't think so.
I can kick these over
And I actually play what? Piano in real life?
Absolutely, dude. I'm a fucking...
They call me the Mozart of piano.
No one calls you that? Nah, I'm pretty sure they call me that.
It's out of my hand, but I'm still in control.
Yo bruh, the hell did you do?
I was terrorizing these Japanese people in here bro!
What? Who fucking cares?
What happened?
Well clearly you ain't doing that no more.
Yo mall cop, free my boy.
Bitch ass klussies kicked me out. Bro!
Bunch of losers bro! I don't give a fuck!
Put this in your next video essay.
I don't give a fuck!
Damn, so like, this doing this shit get you a lot of views?
Yeah! I'll do whatever the fuck I want!
Makes you people talk about me. I don't give a fuck!
I'll be racist. I'll disrespect your fuck-ass cultures. Come do something about it, bitch.
Hmm, nice.
Tear that mini-Japan up, bro.
They said they're gonna charge me with eight counts of conspiracy or obstruction of business.
I don't even know what the fuck that means! I don't give a fuck, bro!
Alright, Donnie.
Play loud music in the center of the restaurant.
Hmm. Yes?
Nihao, fat ass. How's my Japanese, bro?
That was Chinese, not Japanese. Okay, so which are you then?
I can't tell the difference. I'm Japanese.
Hmm. Let's ask for language lessons.
Anyway, since you're such an expert in languages and shit,
give me a Japanese lesson, Senpai. Bing-chilling!
I really am not in the mood dude. Get that drone out of my face.
So do all you Japanese guys watch weird ass pedo cartoons?
I ain't about that. I'm trying to see that adult shit. What a hentai section at.
Cocky want boing boing. Alright kid. Bro, you're being mad disrespectful right now.
Can you fuck off? Threaten him. Careful little bro.
I'm about to have an interview with the president. You better hope I don't tell him to drop some freedom on your asses again.
Incidentally, it kinda happened today.
Hey, fine shit. You Japanese?
Uh, yeah, but...
Fetishize her. Question her.
Yo, so where's your schoolgirl outfit?
You don't really look as kawaii as I thought Japanese girls were.
For the record, I chose Question Her. Right there.
Dude, what? What are you talking about?
I chose the second one.
Ah shh. Japanese girls aren't supposed to talk back, cause you're all like obedient, trad wives and shit.
What are you doing?
Anyway, why the fuck are you sitting down? Aren't you supposed to be up and serving me in a maid outfit?
Bro, what the hell is wrong with you?
Uh, insult her.
You talk back too much. Ain't good waifu material. You should try to be cuter.
Chas the WRL, dude.
I'm gonna eat her food. Oh, my bear's here. Nice.
first get Chad to donate through MediaShare. Chad, get in here MediaShare and TTS is we
scaring the shit out of Japanese people.
I'm afraid to keep talking to people in beyond this
I'm gonna die.
Yes, sir. One tuna roll. Here you go, sir. Please enjoy.
Roll play. Spit it out.
What the fuck is this shit? You didn't even cook it.
Yes, sir. That is how it is served. It is raw fish.
Yeah, no, this tastes like shit. Also, this green shit is fucking cheeks.
Are you trying to poison me? Just give me some chicken pendis, bro.
That is wasabi, sir.
Okay. So you want chicken karaage.
Here you go, sir. Please enjoy.
That's for ketchup!
Bro, what the fuck is this cum-colored piss sauce?
Give me some ketchup. This is cheeks.
Sir, that is our spicy Japanese mayo sauce.
Very good. Very authentic.
You must have it with this sauce.
Now, fuck that shit. You're in America.
You're gonna serve it with American shit, weird-ass cum eater.
Sir, you are being very loud disturbance.
Very disrespectful. I will ask you too deep.
Whatever, I don't give a fuck, bro. Shit tastes like donkey dick anyway.
I could get better food at Wendy's for like a third of the price.
Brent Lee Simone.
There he is.
Hey, you're fucking annoying.
Understanding.
Yeah, I get you, bro. My arm is overwhelming right now. You can probably feel it.
No. I always see you under people's posts advertising your stream.
You're fucking annoying.
Oh, that's my friend Gerard. He replied guys from Iwan's streaming.
My game.
Anyway, you know me, so it's working. You mad bitch.
I don't fucking care.
I don't really care that you don't care.
You will, asshole. Once I start putting your chat to sleep with Wikipedia.
Except...
Sure, bro. Go for it.
Born on 28th of June, 1491, at the Palace of Placentia in Greenwich, Kent.
Henry Tudor was the third child and second son of King Henry VII in Elizabeth of York.
Yo, stop it, dude. I'm losing viewers.
Of the young Henry's six siblings, only three is brother Archer, Prince...
Please, dude, get away from me!
It was baptized by Richard Fox, the Bishop of Exeter, at the Church of the Observen Franciscans, close to the palace.
Ha ha, guy in shot. I heard this guy had a bear.
Okay. I've done enough damage.
I hate you so much! Have a horrible day!
Alright, man.
Maybe this isn't the role model you need to get.
You're a freak, I can't...
It's out of my hands
But I'm feeling good, too
What's your problem, bro?
Huh? Well, what's your problem, bro? What the fuck is your problem? All right, dude
Do you want a problem the fuck you doing walking around looking so handsome, bro?
Thanks man, you had me nervous at first. Yeah, good joy baited bro. Have a good day twin
Yep, you did that
Stream Academy
Hello, welcome in.
Are you a current student, or are you looking to enroll?
Enroll in what, bruh?
Fuck is this place?
This is Stream Academy.
After the success of Streamer University and seeing how much demand there was, Kai Synapse
founded this franchise.
We have over 100 locations across the country.
Each one teaching students how to succeed as a streamer without hands on bootcamp.
Hmm, yeah. Maybe you guys could teach me a little something. Can I start today? What classes you all got?
Sure can. We've got our intro course with units like Intro to Comedy and Intro to Networking.
If you have enough viewers, you can take our advanced courses, too.
Please.
I bet. I'm Caden Brentley. Put my name down for today's classes.
Okay, Caden. Since you don't have 15k pq or ship, you're only eligible to do our standard course currently.
such a fucking loser once you have enough viewers you can take the additional
premium course for now I've enrolled you in our standard course step in the
classroom they'll be starting shortly finally are taking a class you suck at
streaming okay no I'm great at string you check it out
Wait, I need you to fucking move.
No, I'm great at stringing.
Check it out.
There's beds.
One dollar.
Um, guys?
That was the warm up bed.
Also we lost anyway.
It doesn't fucking matter.
Uh, all the way, baby.
I can't double down. I don't have enough money.
And now for my final card, the Queen of Hearts.
And now for my final card. Dude, I have to hit. I have to hit. I have to hit. I have
to hit stand you fool nope what did I say 17 is a stand this is why you guys
are losers bro you just don't get it you don't get it dude just don't get it
you just don't understand the the art of blackjack we're about to get 15k
First, uh, first of all, Blackjack, this is Moon School Blackjack, one.
Always all in.
Every time.
You're not here to play games.
You're here to invest your money, okay?
Rule number two.
If you see this, you stand.
My RNG is trash, bro.
And then you go again.
Okay, that is a stand, fellas.
Surely that is not a face card under there.
So now I'm feeling a bit unlucky.
So what we're going to do is we're going to go down to one, get this loss out of the
way real quick.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on, we got to go low again.
So you know what? No. That's what the universe wants.
If you ever out there playing Blackjack at like a casino or some shit.
You're like, ooh, I think I'll do $3 this hand.
Just give up.
Stand up and leave.
I gotta piss really bad.
Is that chill?
Chad, Chad, is that WRL that I need to urinate right now?
L?
Chad, should I piss myself instead of going to the
bathroom?
Ready to work.
What do you guys think?
Should I piss myself?
You know, we could just AFK here and generate.
Viewers, so we can enter the premium course.
Over back.
This is a good opportunity, you should do it.
and uh you know it's just for fun so it's gonna be pictures of my ship sorry
pictures of my ship I took pictures of it. I might warp the covers a little bit.
like any other I just happen to know how to use suspicious yeah like what kind of cave wait what
did he say nothing special about what it has to be me it goes there not you did he read the
intonation from the script oh listen listen suspicious yeah like what kind of cave just a cave
What it has to be
That's it I see
You're the best thing.
Yeah.
We're gonna wait, wait, wait.
I did the best I could have, I don't think I could have, I don't think that was the
best that I could have done. Did I do... did I do more than nothing? Yeah, I sure did.
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
None for seeing you complication.
You taught it this time though?
I taught it!
After the game was hotfixed!
An hour before I started playing!
Yes!
where I didn't read the fucking patch notes that said that they changed shit!
Yes, I did do that!
Is this- Is this just Overwatch 1?
But with 5v5 instead of 6v6?
Yes.
Is this just Overwatch 1?
But with only one tank?
Yes.
Is this Overwatch 1, except McCree doesn't have his flashbang?
It's an- Instead of Nautastun?
Yes.
Is this just Overwatch 1, except Bridget doesn't have a stun? Yes.
Is this just Overwatch 1, except there are significantly less stuns in general? Yes.
Is this Overwatch 1, except without the Cancer Shield Spam? Yes, it is. It is.
So you could, you could have picked anything. Anything.
Okay.
Instead of that.
That's a very common...
...quitschat...
...idiot.
Is this just ex-
LOOKING AT CHAK!
NO!
FUCK THIS!
OH MY GOD!
I WAS LOOKING AT CHAK'S!
OH NO!
I
Oops
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
F**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king!
Dude, we came on the juice, dude!
Holy f**k!
Get out, holy f**k!
I called me Michael Vick, but without the talk, I just f**king broke their angles,
Double kill!
Holy fuck, get him outta here bruh!
what the fuck
I
Can this happen one way?
Okay, dude, come on get the fuck out of here mods do something
Oh my god.
Okay, I muted him.
See, this wasn't my fault.
Hey, almost 15k though, dude.
Let's send it on a stack.
All in.
Let's hit a rain bet real quick.
Chad, do I hit or do I stand?
Stand?
Yeah, you're right, I'm just kidding.
Chad, do I hit or do I stand?
Chad, do I... should... mods, put up a poll, do I hit or do I stand?
Kitsune, thanks for seven.
Hit.
Chad, do I hit or do I stand?
That's alright, it's not real anyway, so we're good.
Let's take the standard course first.
Oh my god, that's so many viewers.
Hey!
Nice to meet you, bro.
I'm Stray's on Twins.
I just got a partner, so I'm here to take my student in the next level.
Yo, bro, why is it just you and me here?
I thought everyone in LA was a wannabe streamer.
I expected a bigger class.
Oh, this place been open for a while now.
Everyone's already finished the bootcamp.
You're kind of late to the game.
Well, I guess I am too.
Be mean.
So what were you a make-a-wish partner?
Uh, no.
I've had an average of 75 when I got it, man.
That's normal for getting partner.
You just see my streams.
I do impressions and take requests from chat.
Ask him to impersonate someone.
Okay, show me one of your impressions, bro.
Okay, do you want to hear Ludwig, Ditzkiff, Halalaby?
Let's do Ludwig.
Give me Ludwig impression, little bro.
Okay, uh, yeah, um...
Guys, it's time for me to raid QT.
Insult him.
Bruh, shut that shit up.
Burger-ass impression, bro.
Uh, oh. Was that not good?
Sorry, I'll stop.
You still want to be friends though
No, I want to learn good afternoon class let's begin welcome to stream Academy
You know me as the ante but in here you will address me as professor
You will learn the fundamentals of streaming and at the end specialized in a part of your choosing to expedite your growth
Okay, we shall waste no time. So pay close attention turn your textbooks to unit one
Turn the game now. Oh Jesus. It's a funny. Some of the characters are very loud
Mock him. You ain't the right person to be teaching this class then, bruh
You the student who interrupted me. What's your name?
I'm Caden Brantley bruh top streamer in LA and soon the world. I'm sure mr.
Brantley, what does it mean to be funny baiting people? Hmm room for on webflix is pretty funny
I've not heard of it room for these nuts guys room for these nuts in your mouth
Got him
Impressive
Sometimes simpler got it that decades of research you've developed a couple simple equations that are peak comedy write this down
Equation number one random equals funny
somehow this tickles the average brain dead viewer which is what you need to
understand 99% of your viewers are treat them as such you get it okay so like I
show haste barking randomly yeah that's pretty funny exactly but there's actually
another equation that haste was using there which I think is the more
reliable formula go on equation number two loud equals funny interrupt him loud you mean like this
almost but your drone's audio quality is too high a fidelity therefore you must opt for some more
appropriate equipment aka your mic is ass no it's too good for your first assignment you will
purchase the lowest quality headset mic you can find then come back here and i'll administer
your first exam affirmative acquire a shitty headset mic
hello welcome to max electronics yo bro I need a headset with the shittiest mic on
the market I need my voice to sound like it's in a toilet type shit hmm there's a
few options we can look into any other preferences for the headset bad audio
quality yeah let me get something with the worst possible audio quality too I
want to be here in static all day ah you're looking for something from logic
tech then we got plenty of those in stock here you go the logic tech g935 I
do not have the money oh it's overpriced too perfect just what I
wanted thanks you have insufficient balance well let's go steal it then that's content disregard
I can't let's go get our new pet
Yeah, so I do.
The bears are-
Yeah, bears are whatever.
Dude, I can't show you-
Bro, you've seen how cool I've been.
Oh, sounds pretty good.
I just don't know, I'm not supposed to show anyone what we're working on in here.
Alright, bro, I'm dead ass.
I've seen the way you keep these things.
They're in cages in a fucking lab.
If you don't give me something better, I'ma call Alvaro Sanctuary and Maya Hila is gonna
personally shoot you in the head.
No!
Please don't tell Maya.
Okay, okay.
I'll hook you up with what we've been engineering.
Just please don't snitch.
Open that last gate on the left.
I'll show you your new pets.
Please be Harambe, oh my god that would be such an epic reference.
Oh, aren't they beautiful they grow so fast and eat so much they take a liking
of human meat from what I found so yeah I was thinking we could either like I
don't know start a podcast maybe we do a series of IRL streams I'm kind of open
to whatever you know like any type of content
Get out of here before you cause more problems, kid.
Oh my god.
Yeah, after I get my Velociraptor.
After I abandon my bear.
Let's ride.
It's only 12 bucks though.
We gotta farm some doughnose, dude.
Dubai Macha.
Hey, welcome to Dubai Macha.
How are you today?
Bad.
You're doing really awful, actually.
Oh, that's good.
Um...
What the fuck, bro?
You think that's good?
You think you'd be good too if I unalived myself?
Uh...
I...
This isn't part of the script.
You don't know what if I should un-alive myself?
Maybe I'll do it right here in front of you and change the course of your life.
Okay.
Uh, what was it again?
Wait.
Cgd?
Fuck!
It didn't work.
Zoom culture.
Creep!
Insult her.
Ain't nobody looking at your chopped ass, bruh.
Put Cinder in front of me, though.
Different story.
I'ma start barking.
Yeah, their footer says different, bro.
Like everyone knows you're a creep now.
The sleep's love's gonna have a field day with you.
Insult her.
Just do your squats, bro.
Trust me, your followers don't watch you for your personality.
Fuck you, asshole!
Someone do something about this creep!
Oh
What are you looking at boy taught him we're gonna that weak ass frame you got on you boy you look he's fat
You'll be rethinking that once I beat your ass you try to star
Yeah, I'm down, bro, but I'm warning you. I'm gonna kick your ass on God
Dude, I made Smeeko run like a little scared puppy for three rounds last week.
You don't stand a chance.
You know what?
If you can just last one minute in the ring without getting knocked the fuck out, I'll
give you the win.
I bet.
Let's do it, bro.
Smeeko donated $10.
Brough is about to get laid TF out.
Survive one minute in the ring and Sean Brickland.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I... oh.
I don't know how to attack. Left clicking.
Swing on him.
I'm going for the dub dude.
I'm going for the dub.
Is this really a dub?
As for the terms of our fight...
Oh god.
You good bro?
Nah bro, you're...
See?
I was just supposed to run.
Dodge.
Dodge
You good bro nap
Oh fuck
Dodge
Dodge
Dodge?
Now we're talking with the gameplay
Oh god
Bro you just ran the whole time whatever you lasted the minute fine. I'll give you the win
Yeah, you got friggin bone noob
Yo, Brently Martin, I got a boner to pick with you, bro.
Why the fuck is everyone stealing my name?
What do you want about, bro?
Hey, are you eyeing my hat?
Um, disrespect him.
Oh, eye what I want.
It's a free country and shit.
You also get a free ass, will you, if you keep it up.
Stay humble, bro.
Steal Brently Martin's hat and escape.
Yeah, they do not know how to do fun things.
I guess.
Come on.
Time meh?
You talking to me, bro?
Who else should I be talking to?
You are the tiniest little baby boy here.
Insult him.
Fuck off you burn victim looking ass bitch.
Probably got a baby dick from all those roys you're pumping in your ass.
Little baby boy?
No muscle?
Bunt's like a time meh puppy.
So be meh.
Challenge him to a liftoff or leave major aura debt in parenthesis
But enough yapping about your poser ass muscles. Let's do a liftoff. We'll see who's tiny then
Sure
Whoever benches more wins me first
I could have done that.
That was 405 pounds, little tiny, your turn.
Uh, yeah, that's nothing.
I'll do 415.
Watch this.
Beat Nudes lift somehow.
Okay.
Crown would you like to see okay? Yes
We need Royds
Yo quick questions for you little sis
Okay, so you think looks matter in a guy. Would you date someone kind of chopped?
Um, yeah, they kind of matter.
I'd want to be attracted to my partner.
Alright, so I gotta scale with me.
If looks matter, you don't mind stepping on the scale, right?
I mean, to be fair, it's literally not that deep.
It's just preference.
Is this the N-word guy?
Dude, go away.
Guys can't change their height, so that's to judge you off what you can change.
Get on the scale.
No, dude, it's, it's literally just a preference thing.
Like some guys like small girls, some like big girls.
I don't think we've even established her preference. Yeah, I don't know anyone who likes big girls
I don't know if I'd be friends with those people. Yeah girls wouldn't want to be friends with you either, so
Talk a whole lot about things guys can't change and then you cut your hair like that
Okay, I got those likes on my video you owe me a stream dude
dude. Yeah, oh, this the guy who I had said to get 10 million likes doubt him. Bro, there
is no shot you got those likes. Nah man, I got the proof 100 million likes 10 million
comments just like you said. Look, bro, what? How's that shit even possible? It's collab
time bro. Believe him. Okay, fine. This was the stream. You got your one minute
segment brah you can go now hey let's go this slips off is gonna do numbers moon
walks out though swag huh what's up bro just get out of the gym at this point you
look like a fucking dumbass what do you mean I'm just doing my cardio how much
you mind your business bro you ain't doing dick are you even taking the shit
serious yes I'm serious about my cardio dude I'm just warming up trained him
Yeah, bro, you need to train her. I can teach you how to get as yoked as me
I don't need your help. I told you this is warm up. Ask him to prove it prove it then
Okay, fine. I'm the treadmill speed burning. You'll see I can handle it. All right. I upped it
Yeah, see I can handle it. This is nothing. All right a little more. How's that? Yeah, this is fine
See I was in line. That was only five miles per hour, bro. How about this? Yeah, I can handle this
it's not even that fast up to the end feeling the burn now okay hold on slow down
I was gonna even work out yet wait bro that's nothing here I'ma crank it up for
real right into my velociraptors mouth
Surely there's like some stuff.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god, please move.
Oh my god, it really had to have a dude.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god!
I need Roids.
Oh, here we go.
You need a little enhancement?
Yes.
What you talking about, bruh?
I'm saying if you need a little performance boost, let me know.
I heard that little challenge you started with Canude.
You won't beat him.
They're all using.
You gotta do if you want to compete.
Yes.
Okay, fine.
What kind of steroids do you recommend?
Steroids?
No, I sell fake weights, man.
Like I said, everyone uses them.
So what'll it be?
I need a mug on that shut as hard as I can, bro.
You me the fattest fake weights you got.
You got it, man.
These are exact replicas of the weights in there.
Just slap them on,
and you'll put it up with no effort at all.
You guys about to get smoked.
Too easy.
Zoom culture frat-liucated in Bradley Muntz and brutally frame mug sub-fibed Gary Gooner canude.
dude. You mad? No. That was higher than my PR. How have you beaten my record? Who's
tiny now, bitch boy? Those roids yet no dubs. Chat put some L's in chat for this beta. It
cannot be. I am a failure. I do not belong in gym. I belong dead. Dude, relax man.
Yeah, these aren't gonna hard to do for the band column.
There was a farm that day?
You good?
Did you know you're supposed to put the protein
on him in a water?
I'ma still use guys hat now.
15 minutes.
Oh!
It's out of my hand!
I can't go in there.
Pick me pizza.
Yo, brah, you wanna play a game of would you rather?
Sure.
Why not?
Okay, go ahead. Ask me one. I got like a vaguely like southern 70 year old man to voice him
Would you rather be able to speak only in twinge emotes or in dead means?
Oh my god, wait, I think it's saying oh
My god, I think I've been covering the voice actor the whole fucking time
Look in the bottom left
I'd literally just noticed that.
I was like, what the fuck?
Whoops.
Twin G-Motes.
Twin G-Motes, brah. I could start now.
Easy. I'm Glinge. Seems dope.
Who voiced the stream cyber? I literally have not even looked down there.
Would you rather have to call every woman you meet, mama?
Or every guy you meet, daddy?
Mommy.
Have to call the mommy? I'm already doing that, uncle.
Would you rather have to eat date forever or be alone forever be alone forever alone, bro
If no one got me, I know the hub got me
Would you rather fumble a tan or bag one that sheets on you bumble a fumble the baddie
I'm used to it. Why don't these hose want me, man? Probably cuz you call them hose. Okay, I
Got a few more. Would you rather have the father figure that was desperately missing in your childhood?
or a yacht yacht a yacht brah I turned out fine without a dad fuck it's with that
question though would you rather take it all back and be the son your mom needed
or have a Lambo wait he's talking about us now a Lambo brah if my mom cared
about me in the first place she would have bought me one last one would you
rather find out that you're just a character in a video game or live in
bliss lingurance learn about the simulation I'd rather find out show me dude I
picked the red pill man it was just a hypothetical brother we are video game
characters that'd be silly okay
mm-hmm yo sleigh Queen you ate and left no crumbs for real so I'm recording a
video you speak any languages um yeah English mad dumbass I meant like Japanese
or something you speak anything they teach in school I do speak Japanese
actually why origami bookimons and by chat clip that white boy impresses shocks
entire restaurant with flawless Japanese even though I was correct you are
Why are you in the pride of the video by telling me you're reportage?
Bro, what are you, a content cop?
Wait, that's copyrighted.
So you leave me alone now, I'm eating here.
Chat clip that.
Talk to p-
Welcome to pick me pizza, where you pick all the ingredients.
My assistant Abbey will take your order.
Rage bait him.
Yo, my chat told me this place is a front for some sex ring type shit.
What are you hiding the kids, bruh?
Jeffrey!
Extreme!
What are you talking about?
We're just a pizzeria.
Where are you getting this nonsense?
I know Hillary Clinton's funding this place, bruh.
Where the child sacrifice is happening.
Huh, very funny.
Very good.
You know something?
No pizza for you.
Come back one year.
Oh my god.
Bitch, that pizza, Nazi.
I'm gonna just order on a burner.
What a 90s rep dude.
Holy guacamole.
Dude, we love the 90s.
Hey man, you need you bought?
No, I need money.
I guess we could gamble.
But that's kinda how we got where we are now.
But we could gamble.
Can we shoplifts?
Equip India hoodie.
I want the America hoodie.
Can we get the fedora?
Detective hat.
Content crown.
No headwear.
Swag requires completion of world's goaded detective quest.
Oh, we got the sunglasses. That's pretty cool.
Ain't no way that raptor is real. Oh, it's real big dog.
Welcome shoppers. Level one open to guests. Upper level is close until official grand opening.
Yeah, I think we got a gamble, boys, but first...
Who's such a fucking loser?
I think we got a gamble, dude.
Wait, we just got two bucks, though.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
Where was the computer at?
I think in here.
Alright.
Let's do this.
That drive that guy's car?
Is it gonna give me money?
I doubt it.
So normally most people would stand here because they're cowards.
And they would have lost anyway.
And they would have lost anyway.
And they would have lost anyway, dude.
And then we've been like fucking gambling, dude.
You gotta choose your own adventure, man.
Yeah, let's go drive that guy's car, dude.
That's so content-coded.
You people my new-
She needs a real eater to take her out.
Left the content God, Caden, Brentley,
take fine shit for a ride.
Wait, oh my God.
Caden, Brentley, I see your fucking clips all the time, dude.
I just didn't recognize you.
I'm sure you can drive it.
The highway northbound is closed right now
for construction, so we can just have the road
to ourselves.
Okay.
Ooh, wait, stringer driving.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Step on that shit pussy.
Hmm.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Hahahahaha.
Why don't you blow us?
Please, this.
Hey, Lois!
What?
Oh my god, Peta!
Eh, Lois, I got no pants on.
Peta, what are you doing?
You can't just walk around with no pants on.
The kids could see you!
Oh, since nothing they haven't seen before, they had to go through me to get into
you.
Peta, that is not the same thing!
Dylan, you can't just walk around with no pants on.
The kids could see you.
Oh, since nothing they haven't seen before,
they had to go through me to get into you.
Peter, that is not the same thing.
They're going to traumatize silly.
He already thinks your kneecap's a sentient.
There are go one thing buried, and the other one
just screams some kind of news.
Ow!
Here for!
Peta, this is ridiculous. Last time you did this, you claimed that pants went anti-semitic.
What was Peta? Have you ever seen Kanye West without pants on? I don't think so.
Peta, I had sex with Brian.
So I've been seeing this girl with Sally 24. For about a year and a half.
The rental company's gonna hate me!
Where she streams games and does these cute little just-yapping sessions.
I knew I shouldn't have let you do this!
Uh-oh.
We've spent so much time together over the months.
It just feels like we've really played it.
But lately, she's been really distant.
Like, she's barely...
I mean, I'm still making the cover!
I'll pop it. Say hi.
Maybe drop a couple gifted subs to show her up there.
Yo, shoutouts, it's Rage and Chat.
I am not like
She reads other people's messages
Crickets, I've been trying to get her to open up
I've sent her some DMs, even tagged her on her discord server
But she's not responding to me
She had about to call 9-1-1
oh god holy shit bro he's my drone okay my legs my drone my whole fucking drone
bro is it broken there's no way yo hold it for me dude am I gonna lose my legs
how bad is it make sure it's okay for me bro I didn't buy the protection plan
Bullshit, I'm fucked if it's broken
No shot I got banned my stuff always hoeing on me man
You were suspended you took it a little too far with the edginess and caught a band from twin staff your time offline cost
You some viewership
Dude
I need that rent now bitch
Oh my god, dude
Quick 24 hour for killing that guy
Holy shit thinner why the fucking Gerard tell me you were across the street, huh? Who's Gerard you talking about stable Gerardo?
What are you doing? So what are you doing out here? This is the fuse clan house?
I'm the newest honorary member, bro. I know what it is. I'm asking you what you're doing out here at the door
They told me to stand out here and open the door for people mock her
No shot, bro fuse clan member by the way. Hey, you better be fucking nice
I'm the one who decides to let you in or not. Show me your social vain stats
Okay, I chill look I'm pretty famous. I looks good. You're clear to go in. Thank you. Thank you
All real, by the way.
Hi there, do we know you?
Who are you? Who lives here?
Yo, who lives here, uncle?
This is the online TV house, you know, Double Jade, Daisy Peachu? They live here.
I'm the founder and owner of the org.
Digi main? Damn, Shadi, you kind of let yourself go.
No, I'm Stara. I'm the one who owns online TV.
Digi isn't even a part of the org anymore.
Doubt him.
Yeah, no, she's the owner, bro. No one even knows who you are. Don't be ridiculous. I'm the leader of online TV
Has to come in. Yeah. All right leader of online TV
You look more like the doorman. So do your job and open it for me only if you're worth knowing show me your stats
Okay, I take a look. I'm worth it, bro. Dang. Okay. That's a lot
I'm sure the peeps would love to meet you. Come on in
Yeah, we're gonna face though
They're way cool
You think they'll give me money?
Can you get out of the way?
I'm trying to watch this.
Fanboy out.
Holy shit.
Fuse Tracy.
I'm your biggest fan, bruh.
I was watching your year-long sub-a-thon just before this.
Wait, did it end?
Why are you sitting on the couch watching Slip Slaps?
It's still going.
I uploaded my voice and personality into an AI thing and it's streaming for me
Insult him bro. You got a fucking clanker streaming for you. Oh my dude
Careful with those floors, bro when they take over they'll know who called them wire backs and who didn't don't pass them off
All right, buddy
My shoes
Where's the furniture? Oh, we got some couches in here. That's cool.
Yo, what's good, man? Don't think we've met. Dude, Cason, you're my idol, man. Right after
PVC and pokeloals, you're my favorite producer. Yeah, but you know, I'm an actual producer
though right like like I make legit music uh yeah of course you do onk anyway I'm trying
to make music with the playboy mac you hear uh no he's he's not in fuse anymore bro but
anyways I gotta get back to it well I'm a head out tell Madison be able to hit me
up. Good flip. Hey, what's up, man? I'm Justin. You here with someone? Oh, shit, bro, I know
you. You from Ice Age? Come on, man. This shit ain't funny. Yeah. Yeah, what's up, dude?
I'm Geraldo. Nice to meet you.
Oh, shit, you're the fucking payphone guy.
See ya, bro. Come on.
I swear to God, bro. I'm so done with that shit.
That was like a decade ago. I do other things too, you know.
Alright, well, let me know when Boba Exotic shit's ready for a real man.
Surely this ends with our character dying, right?
Hey my velociraptor, hey a fent guy!
Hey I can't go-whoa!
What's up dude?
Yo who the fuck are you? Who let you in?
Who are you?
Man who is you? Justin, the peanut and geraldo are carrying in this place. What do you even do?
Oh damn they're popping off?
My bad, let me just get on my knees and suck mid-ass content dick.
Motherfucker I'm tanks, I run this shit.
Instagate drama.
Damn bro, you just said that on my stream. You're cooking they hear you say that in a clip.
Bro, do you actually think they'd care? They know I'm the boss around here.
I make Fuse Clan run and they're the content. It works.
Alright, to start internal drama.
That's cold, bro. Yo, chat, clip that.
Bro, they don't care. Look, I'll show you.
Yo Gerardo, your only content is crying and beefing with other streamers.
You're what's wrong with the new generation of Fuse Clan, bro. See, they don't care.
they don't care. Damn, I, it looks like nothing could ever break up Fuse Clan then. No one
will ever leave. So who do you think would care then? I don't know. Maybe the people
in online TV next door would care if I dissed them? I ain't got a problem with any of them
though. What's your take on them, bruh? It's I. You can be honest. That was honest, bro.
Like I said, I ain't got a problem with them. They chill. Our content is a little
different though, which is why I say they care. Which you mean different? I don't
They just got a different style than us. They try really hard to stay out of drama. So let's be honest
Not a single OTV member would last a week infuse. We get in a beef with a new streamer every week
They're not the type to do that, you know, and we respect that about them. Hmm. Yeah, it makes sense, bro
The option was clip that I
Clip some fire out of contact shit. Go show this to OTV
I mean what he said wasn't even bad
He was like, I respect them, and they don't do what we do.
Oh...
Kickflip, kickflip!
I'm thinking about firing Gerard from being awesome.
Oh, hi! I'm Ditchie! Who are you?
We've met before.
Yo, I'm Caden Brantley. I was in the partner lounge last twinge con. Number one scheme got cancelled.
Oh, shit! That was you? That's crazy, brah!
You kind of built up a bit of a reputation, so what are you doing here?
I just wanted to show you something Tank said next door.
He's throwing mad shade at you guys. It's pretty fucked up.
What? Really? What do you say?
Show her the out-of-context clip.
Not a single old TV member would last a week if use.
What the fuck? Why'd he say that?
The rest of the clip is him saying you guys are pussies.
That you can't handle people throwing shade.
Hmm. That's kind of fucked up, but I guess it's just banter.
Probably just saying that, because Fuse hasn't been relevant since like 2016,
and the only way they can get publicity is by starting drama.
Hey Jack, look that.
Oh yeah, for sure, Queen.
Uh, hi. Who are you?
I'm Caden Brantley. I was running through the partner lounge last twinge con. You remember me?
remember me oh okay I don't really remember you sorry nice to meet you again
though anyway I was just leaving hit me up when you're tired of Michael the chud
and ready for kid in the honk such a honk
hi I'm Michael I don't think we've met insult him fucking nerd got his ass lasers
in here that could burn your skin off buddy I just wanted to show you
something tanks said next door he's throwing mad shade at you guys it's
pretty fucked up okay cool I don't care you want to try one of my RC cars on the
beach I just got it working I just need someone to test it sure shit I'm down
brah what I gotta do just gas and steer bro I'll drive one too and if you can
beat me to the other side of the beach and back I'll give you a little reward
I don't expect you to win though so I'm gonna do a rematch after I wipe the
floor with you take that remote on the table when you're ready what the idiot up
to okay
the
coach a whole
This thing is hard to steer.
I smoked first try, by the way.
You mad? Bitch?
Dang, you beat me. I made that new little car, 2-OP.
Ask for reward.
Yo, so you said you'd give me something if I won.
Like I promised, here's the reward for winning.
It's a proprietary OTV network packet booster.
I made it to quadruple internet speeds.
Just plug it into the wall.
When you plug it in, make sure you aren't on stress test mode.
It's programmed to open thousands of connections
and it would probably take down your internet.
Hmm, yeah, good to know.
This may come in handy.
Hey?
Hi, what's up? Who are you?
Ni Hao, fine shit. I'm Caden.
Huh?
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Can't stop thinking about what's in this taboo-boo loot box.
I just wanted to show you something Tank said next door.
He's still in mad shade at you guys. It's pretty fucked up.
What is this background?
My fucking raptor!
Don't care!
Do you think pop shop would sponsor otv and make it custom to boo boo? That'd be so fire
I don't know who pop shop is and I assumed a boo boo is a boo boo
I'm keeping up. No, bro. Who are you?
Loki, I don't watch any of you guys. I ain't into anime and shit. I'm nobody man
Don't worry about it. I just wanted to show you something tanks said next door. He's throwing mad shade at you guys
It's pretty fucked up
Yeah, that's interesting
On God, bro, you can't just let him say that about you guys. I think he was talking about you specifically. Oh, yeah
I'm totally offended. Can't you tell? Yeah, tell him how you feel what you hate the most about him
Probably the fact that they didn't react hard enough to graceful and DM joining their org
They're crypto scams were one thing but a girl joining that's too far so true big bro
Kick flips away I
Think we talked to everybody
Hey, we're almost at a hundred bucks to you
Let me in
Let's show this homeless guy his clip.
Yo, go buy other stable gerudo or something.
Yo, bro, I got some matcha tea from Dubai for you.
OTV been talking mad shit about you guys.
The fuck?
What they got against us?
Definitely this one.
Did you was saying this?
Fuse hasn't been relevant since like 2016 and the only way they can get publicity
is by starting drama.
Bro, what the fuck?
Look who the fuck's talking.
She's coming at us for no reason when all we've been is cool to her.
I don't believe it.
I'm a call-up digi to clear this up, ain't no way you're dissing us for real.
Wait, hold on, don't call her.
What you mean?
It's fine, I'm gonna just call her up and clear this up.
Stuff like this can get out of hand if you don't squash it early.
Bro, you know what Chat would say if you went to her?
They'd be like, why he pressed for no reason.
Trust me bro, it's guaranteed aura, dad.
Yeah, you're right.
Fuck, man.
That pisses me off, though.
You're just saying some bullshit about us and I can't do shit.
Don't be pressed about it, bro.
It was probably a one-time thing.
I'm sure they won't do anything to escalate this.
Escalate that ship, bro.
Frame the OTV, people.
Hmm.
I like how he was instantly convinced.
Like, yeah, fuck that, dude.
Yo, InstaNiv, you were hacked!
Oh!
OTV was here.
Now you're getting smoked.
Michael's RC shop dropped cars off here.
Hmm, maybe upstairs maybe we can freeze their pipes
Uh-huh. Oh
Got the rest
Oh, wrong way.
Dude!
Nah, I ain't letting this slide.
Talking shit about us wasn't enough.
They fucked up Geraldo's car, too!
Bros upstairs fucking crashing out texting anyone how we gotta shoot them for Key and
his McLarian!
Shoot them!
There was a $1 million dollar fortified journey happening too, and we found an OTV
DDoS type thing plugged into our wall.
Geraldo fucking lost cause of that shit.
Nah, fuck that. I'm gonna call Digi and ask him what the fuck they're thinking.
Tell him that would be beta.
Bro, you really gonna crawl on your knees and cry to Digi main?
You're gonna look like such a beta. Trust. Don't call. Just be stoic and shit about it.
Are we gonna convince him?
Well what the fuck do I do then?
They're cooling me out of this for some reason to be doing this bullshit out of nowhere, too.
I think you should give them a peace offering to squash this shit.
I'll even do it for you, bro. Don't trip. Stay here.
And I'll put a gift on their doorstep that's from you guys.
Okay, that's pretty smart. Thanks, dog. Meppy, you got our back
Find something horrible to gift OTV on behalf of fuse
Ah here it is dead cat
Perfect.
It's a rabbit actually.
Not sure how there's a rabbit in LA, but we're in downtown LA.
What? What the fuck? Tanks! This is a fucking funny!
Did you call my name? Did you get our peace offering?
It's a pre-rendered cutscene.
Your peace offering. You piece of shit. You guys are so fucked up!
Us? You're the one trying to ruin us for no reason.
Are you mad because we moved into your old house or some shit?
You can fucking have it back, bitch. I don't give a fuck.
The fuck are you even on about? I don't even give a fuck about the house.
We let you move in because it was too trashy for us.
But perfect for you trashy inbred bums, though.
I'm gonna make sure your orc gets fucking nuked.
What the fuck ever, bitch?
I'm gonna fucking ruin you, guys.
You fucking fake, squeaky clean losers
so cooked once I expose you.
Fuck that.
Nobody disrespects online TV.
Daisy, get back.
Michael, what the fuck did you just do?
Oh shit, I didn't know I'd do that.
Oh my god, what?
We almost support our headset.
Jack looked at that.
That was called murder content, vaporizing content?
We used to just play Amogus.
Now we're on an FBI terrorist watch list because of Michael.
Michael's a fugitive?
Everyone infuses dead emergent storytelling. At least my taboos are okay Michael could have accidentally lasered them
Hold up
Bro, Starfield didn't even have dialogue that changed after I completed quest dude Michael's gone
He's on the run. He said he'll call me when he's safe. My Michael is a fugitive
That's kind of hot
I'm shaking. How did this happen?
Well, at least Justin's still alive. I don't really care about the others.
Which one's Justin?
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
What you got to say?
Fuck this shit, man. I don't like these guys enough to be dealing with death lasers and shit.
Bear?
Now that's jazz, baby.
Here you are.
They're all dead.
I guess I'm the face of use now.
Hey, hell yeah, man
Is doctor disrespect the final boss can you imagine the song starts playing just please I don't want to be on camera
Can you please don't dude come on just get it away from me, please?
I need you to stop following it. You're scaring me and the camera. Oh, just put
I'm trying man. I'm trying
Dude, our house is so shit compared to their McMansions, man.
It's not fucking fair!
Good morning, Moon, I just took my morning dump.
What's up guy who always tells me he just finished pooping at exactly the same time
pretty much?
What's up, dude?
You chillin', bro?
I mean, the regularity is good.
That is indicative of good colon health
What's the detective mission
Kid you can't be oh god, you shouldn't be seeing this you know damn well
I ain't some back alley pansy Davis. I ain't got time for nonsense. So cut the act and tell me who the poor sap is
Do I know you I'm officer Weston not Davis. Why are you talking like that?
Hey, I'm fresh out of patience, and the Stiff's family ain't exactly sitting pretty
with a stopwatch, either.
You want the Chief to catch wind about you feeding me shit?
Kid, someone's dead.
This ain't the place to be live streaming.
Get that drone outta here.
I'm just here to scrape the truth out the gutter, goddammit.
Now quit stalling and give me the lowdown on the Stiff.
Jesus Christ.
You really wanna know?
He's a John Doe.
Apparently was murdered in broad daylight.
No idea on him.
The sicker who did this cut the victim's chin clean off.
It's feared and bad, it's pretty grotesque.
Any eyes on the scene, Davis?
Somebody had to see.
Murders like this don't happen in a vacuum.
Not in this test pool of a city.
So who talked?
We questioned the people who found the body, but nothing usable.
Worst part is some poor girl was murdered here last week too.
You just ain't asked the right questions, and now someone else is dead.
Looks like I'm taking the wheel on this one.
As usual.
got deleted over there live street top shit you catch the show kid see the
killing happen any bases you can remember bruh he just got like on a live
type shit you see it happen to what kid I need something to work with here and
I gotta know if you got the skinny on who did this now bruh I just got here
shits wild though broke out unsubscribe from live type shit alright stay out
a trouble kid. I catch you stirring the pot. I won't be so friendly next time.
Holy cow! This is like the fifth broad daylight murder recently. What the hell is going on in this
city? You catching anything going down pal? I'm digging for leads and right now you're the only
shovel I got. Um well I watched these cop videos on the internet. Maybe these murders are from
what's called a copycat. You know what I'm saying? You know who the poor stiff is?
You sound like you know a whole lot about this case. Think you could help me find the killer?
Uh, no. I just learned that stuff from those videos. They also don't say the killer
It's called an unsub means unidentified subject. I'll call them shit on a shoe for all I care pal
Thanks for nothing. No scram. This is my crime scene trash witness
This guy sent a message that said you got no main character bone and I that was enough
to make my character lose a bit of sanity.
Gosh, do you see all that blood?
Things are getting so crazy nowadays.
Evening toots.
Jeopardy catch what happened here earlier.
Who you peaching toot?
Oh goodness.
What was that you called me?
Toots?
What a charming old fashioned gentleman you are.
on subject, tits.
Yeah, you're good, Brad.
She killed the victim.
So tragic and taken so young from what I hear. That's a damn shame doll if you remember anything you let me know, won't you oh
My god, it's no if oh
It's you again. What do you want kid? This is an active crime scene. You know I didn't find anything out
I gave him the full treatment Davis nothing but blank stares. They're a dead end. Yeah, that's what I said already
Can you go away now kid?
Can't work blind Davis if I don't lay eyes on the stiff I can't do a damn thing to solve this case
Step aside and let me take a look not a chance at howl kid
We're gonna be taking the body away real soon here. So get out of our way
Caden's journal entry 405
Davis says I can't see the body makes you wonder if he's keeping something on the wraps
Coppers in this grimy town stopped playing by the book a long time ago
Maybe it's time I tore a few pages out myself.
I can hear you, you know.
Show us the body, bitch-ass useless tree!
Hey, get back! Someone just got killed here. It's an active crime scene.
That's all I hear. Whole city's an active crime scene recently, Miles.
What's the skinny on the poor sap there?
Why are you calling me Miles? I'm Officer Smith.
Now's not the time to be playing pretend, kid. This guy's dead.
Got the shit, Miles. I'm just trying to find out what the hell went down here.
Let me fix my toupee.
Victims in his 20s, it seems. The murderer cut his jaw off, completely mutilated the guy's face.
Asked to see the body.
Time's taken, Miles. I need to see the body and get a hold on this cat before the killer kills again.
Look kid, we don't have time for this and it's not funny go away
Well, I think I'll just look at them. Oh, we got a distracted
Can we reach for the gun
Reach for the cops gun is technically my gun I paid for
the murder weapon a knife not just any knife bayonet I've played enough see a
soda trace it's shaping my sleep no marble fade skin on it though pathetic
kill him made up for it another way by peeling the victim's skin like a sticker
off an apple someone wanted to send a message but I don't read chat I read
blood holy fuck
entry 406 blood on the pavement
still warm chalk snakes around with a body once laid
like a shadow city doesn't mourn shadows
steps over them forget some like LSF's flavor of the month
did this was confident they wouldn't be seen
I don't blame him. They've gotten good at this
Body on the floor bull cut outdated kid never learned to get with the times now. He never will
bull cut
Wait that face painfully recognizable. It's grassy grassy is here thought the killer mutilated his chin
No, that's just what he looks like
keys on the body, useless cops, labeled 2150 Plage Ave. Wait, that's right next door to our house.
Grassy was our neighbor this whole time? Weston is, did the killer know whose life he was taking?
Or was Grassy just a random slain? Either way, temporal rebrand. Grassy was here.
Wait, am I okay? They're in chat. IRL, dude. Wait, how are they in the game and in the
chat at the same time? What?
It's me again, girthlord415. This marks my 50th letter now. Don't worry, I haven't lost count. Hope you've been enjoying that toy I got you.
Have you figured out who I am yet, or maybe you like keeping the mystery?
I'm watching your JOI right now as I write this, my member in hand.
It's her high guard cosplay special. Wondering if it's time we meet. Or maybe you already have.
Remember that latte from Dubai Macho you posted about last week?
I can confirm best in the city. Maybe we've already crossed paths. Maybe I'm right under your nose.
Where's my mouth moving?
Are we stroking?
Oh, this is the wrong house.
Extra, extra, Rita here first.
Blivicki ran into an ASU frat leader and once again got a really framed log emergency service report.
Lethal Corps is all spikes in the sea in Miami, Asia, Magr.
In critical condition, President Corden went to address tragedy at the next state of the Union.
Brakes into your house.
I'm sorry.
Cadence Journal. Entry 407.
Stack of newspapers on the table.
Ink still wet. Each headline whispers the same hook.
Murder. Looks like grassy took a real interest in the killings that have been happening.
He begs his death. I've solved the case.
Slip slap a last month. Stabbed 81 times.
OF go last week. Found posed.
Surprisingly dressed, head to toe.
Looks like someone's targeting content creators.
Since we answered the question, grassy wasn't no rando.
This was planned.
Photo frame on the nightstand.
A girlfriend. Didn't think he had it in him.
Guess you don't need a chin to get lucky.
She's smiling in the picture, as no idea that her boyfriend is currently cooking on the hot LA pavement.
I need to figure out who she is. I need to find her. She'll meet a man to comfort her during this hot time.
Business caught on the ground. Clean font. Too clean. Backreads. Made wholesome.
Sad like a pansy cereal company. Never heard of it. QR code printed dead center. Wonder where it leads.
it's clue connecting time figure out what it all means at Gronk
yo bro what do all these clues mean
at Caden Bradley unfortunately I don't know anything about made wholesome
however the OF model Luna lush mentioned in the newspaper was who was murdered
is the same girl in the picture frame lush's body was found last we got
of a residence at 2151 Plague Avenue.
The girl on the frame wasn't his GF, he was just a gooner, bruh.
I'm in.
Lunalush's house.
I can still smell a aroma on the walls.
Fishy.
Computer still on.
Probably find grassy in our OF inbox if you tried.
Topsting touch it figures too busy admiring the view look at the business card business card
Found one at grassy's now again here made wholesome name reads her fake smiles and signaled virtue
Look at her discord messages her messages. She was talking to a recruiter representing
Would you look at that made wholesome recruiter pitch the service?
Pharmacine Redemption, Digital Detox, Reputation Rehab, Perfect for the Canceled, the Disgraced, the Dirty.
What are you talking to, Kayden?
She wanted out, probably tired of being called an online prostitute. Seems grassy was looking for a redemption too.
Need to bait out the killer, need to retrace Luna and grassy's footsteps. Someone's clearly targeting people on this program.
Call the Recruiter.
Hello, thank you for calling me wholesome. How can I help you today?
Ask for redemptions.
Evening, Tuts. I'm looking to clean up my act.
Recently, I learned about this guy named Christ and I want to make that my personality now. Any tips?
Of course. And we're glad you reached out to us. You're on the right track.
Finding God is just the beginning of this healing journey.
Nice.
The first step of our program is recognizing that degenerate content stems from ego.
a narcissistic view of the world cleansing this is the goal your first
task will be to humiliate yourself in public to make a fool of yourself not
for the views before your soul will be watching click the call ends no time for
introductions no time for questions just straight to the program blood's
narrating in the end of his phone call
Humiliate yourself in the center of the mall.
Oh, hey, man.
360.
360.
360.
Here we go.
Humiliation Ritual, center of the mall, said it was part of the process, part of being made wholesome.
But public shame don't scam me, I wear the clown paint like a crown.
Mike at Moon Moon is my mic fucked up? I don't think so.
I mean maybe it was briefly, cause I yelled but...
Piss and shit yourself.
First, tell social media what you're gonna do.
I'm a ugly fat fucking loser. Everyone, follow me. I'm done with streaming.
Banger. Well done.
I'm a big, fat, overgrown baby who wets my diaper.
Look at me. I'm replaceable. Look at me!
Except for you, Blosser. I don't look at me.
Congratulations. You've proven yourself willing to start your healing journey and purify your online presence.
Next up is to abandon your fake job and volunteer at the mall's pizzeria, learn humility and the play of the common man.
Okay.
Time to get a job, boys.
Welcome to Pikmi Pi- Oh wait, it's you. I said no pizza for you.
Yeah, this guy already kicked us out.
Ain't here for a slice, pal.
I'm on the clock.
Used to be a streamer, and I'm trying to walk
the straight and narrow.
Been told I should come to work here.
Learned to punch in like a real wage cuck.
Ah, a streamer, huh?
So many of you recently, all wanting the same thing too.
Cleaning up your act, you say.
Oh, it's Nim.
Suspicious.
What, you got a problem with people like me?
You sound like a grade A suspect right now, pal.
Suspects?
I just meant everyone wants to work here.
We're the best pizzeria in town.
Oh.
Where should I be doing, then, boss?
I'd like to start today.
Let's first get to know you.
What's your name?
Where do you live?
Don't tell him.
I need that info, pizza man.
Ain't trying to dox myself just yet.
It's required information for our records, you see.
Can't have just anybody working here.
Tell him.
Gotta do what I gotta do, it seems.
Name's Caden Brantley.
My office is just over there on Plage Ave.
I run a private investigative business out of it.
Kaden?
Brentley?
Are you home often?
What times do you leave, and who do you go?
Tell him.
Yeah, I usually leave the house at about 1 PM.
Take a stroll behind the houses, especially in the dock alleys.
Good.
Yeah, that's enough questions for now.
We'll get to know you more later.
First, you can help serve our customers.
How about Abby, would you?
She's got so much on her hands.
I overheard you volunteering to work here.
It'd be a shame if you were doing this just for viewers and not out of darkness.
I got bad news.
Okay, what?
Oh, we're just- wait.
Go away!
I'm eating!
Just started working here, pal.
You need anything?
Um, no, I'm good thanks. What happened to Gracie though?
How do you know that?
You trying to confess? Chat, we got him. We found the fucking killer.
Dub?
Wait, wait, wh-what? No. Killer, what are you talking about?
What do you mean what happened to Gracie? What do you know about him?
Huge lead.
Oh, uh, he was just my favorite waiter here. He usually works to me.
Caden's journal entry 408 customer tells me grass. He also worked there that it's a coincidence
Hey, uh, can I get all the meat wallows pizza, please mock him? Yeah, you look like a meat lover. All right, pal
Can you do your job, please?
Never mind
There's another waiter is living on today. Look at that the OS Dame also worked here
So made wholesome sense the biggest degenerates here to work the felt that us not known to owner hates our kind
Hates us enough to kill us and they take full advantage of us delivering ourselves right to their door
Looks like we got a motive and the means
Enter the pizzeria back rooms
Okay
Wait guys, do you think it's the actual back rooms?
Oh my god.
The one with the scary scribble monster?
Taste it.
You don't think they saw the raptor?
Oh fuck!
Reddened him.
You are the final lamp. The world MUST see your purification.
Go to sleep, little lamp. Go to sleep.
Yeah, we spam it. W's.
What the hell?
The land reveals itself, as foretold, none stray from the path.
What?
Caden's journal, entry 409.
Woke up in a dump I don't recognize surrounded by wise guys in shitty cosplays.
Must be the twingecon main stage.
Even in its last moments, the land still does not stray.
None stray from the path.
Rejoice these are your final moments of sin soon death won't release you
Bread listen sweetheart. I'm a black belt in UFC. Your masks. Don't scam me now take him off before I knock him off
I don't know why
Your stupid dresses gave it away. You pizza frees are running some sort of murder cult
Chilling the folks who have the gall to work for use your little detective game brought you close
But not quite there little lamb allow us to formally make your acquaintance
We are made wholesome. We exist to bring about a pure internet free of sin
Vessels of impure content like you ask us to turn your reputations around
None stray from the path
You must be cleansed through death
Mug.
You stupid mugs. I never wanted a redemption. I just baited you into showing yourselves. And I played you like a jukebox on payday.
Even in your final moments, you continue your silly act. You are lost in your own self-righteousness. Only death will free you now.
We've got you on stream confessing all this, bub. I'm gonna put you so deep in the penthouse you become Diddy's personal flashlight.
We seek not to escape little lamb. We seek to make an example out of you
All shall see what happens when one chooses to walk this path of sin. It's time to die
It's time to be cleansed
Provoke fuck you team you KKK looking ass chud ass bitches
Wearing masks because you all chopped as hell at least at the very end
You choose to take your death seriously and end your little theater spectacle say your final words plan
Address your chat. Yo chat. I just want to apologize for absolutely nothing
This shit has been fire content, bro
And I want to thank Kaisen apps for making this dope-ass drone to stream all this without you
I wouldn't be escaping today
Escaping humorous. How do you plan on that?
The the propellers are gonna cut the chains dude with my drone's pay-to-win features brah sky synapse set rotor speech a maximum and activate neural link connection
Hi, I'm bored, let's wrap this up and put them out of their misery.
Good boy.
All right, get on over here and cut me down now.
So where are we supposed to get caught? I think so. I don't think it's possible.
Dude shut the fuck up Velociraptor was that real now?
Was not 38k though not bad not bad not bad at all
I don't think I can get back down there
What was the the noir line about the I don't read chat I read blood
Then that was a hard ass line dude
Let's go buy our headset, man. You got a stringer university
Can I get the Tyler one might please I like it when he's scream
Hello, I welcome the Mac. Yo, bro. I need a heads. Mmm. Yeah, let me get some. Hi, you're looking here. You got oh, it's over
Thank you, sir. Enjoy. I've left it right there at the end of the checkout stay. Thank you. Oh
Ooh, that's hard.
Along the way.
and scream as loud as you can. The machine will grade your effort.
Take loudness exam. Charge up your scream.
Thanks you just woke up my parents now they're gonna beat my ass.
Just got your test results sent through Mr. Brentley.
Well done. That screen peaked and it was peaked. Sit down. We'll begin our next unit.
Yes sir.
Welcome back class. I've just received your test scores and you all did well. Keep those headsets, but they will grow to be your greatest companion.
Let us begin unit two. Intro to networking. You may believe your success is dependent on only yourself, but believe me, none of you will succeed without these strategies.
Anyway, let's get some vocab out of the way.
Can anyone define leeching?
Collabbing.
Yeah, it means getting views from collabing with bigger streamers.
Wrong.
Leeching has no definition.
To you, leeching will no longer hold a place in your vocabulary.
You'll forget you even heard it, because you are networking, not leeching.
Ask a toxic question.
So who'd you leech off of to get big, bruh?
Kaisenaps?
I ain't leech off nobody, shut your ass up.
Anyway, excuse me. The term is networking, not leaching.
Are you paying attention, Mr. Brentley?
Ahh...
Anyway, the basics.
First tier of networking is the at-strat.
This is when you add bigger streamers and rage baits, or reply guy,
in the hopes of getting a like, reply, or repost.
What is reply guy? That's the second time I've heard that.
Okay, so for the rage bait strat, I could add cutie Pocahontas about how her streamer awards fill off.
Absolutely. That's perfect. Adding streamers and telling them that they sold out is also a highly effective way to bait replies.
However, if you really want to make it, you must be more ambitious than that.
The second tier of networking is stream sniping. Can anyone define this?
Going on someone's stream.
Yeah, it's finding someone in-game or IRL and making it about you.
Perfect.
With emphasis on making it about you.
Once you're on stream, you must make both the streamer and chat want you.
Ask for tips.
Any tips on how to stand out when stream sniping, bro?
What did we just learn in the last unit?
Hmm.
Loud equals funny.
Loud is funny?
Correct.
Comedy is not rocket science. It's psychological conditioning manipulate their simple sense of humor make them laugh
And you will make them want you now the third tier of networking. It is rather
Commerintuitive, let's say you're the big streamer and someone tries to steal your spotlight
Put them off. I'd straight up tell them to fuck off, bro
Wrong!
When streamers make it big, they continue networking with even bigger ones, but they
also do a strategic bilateral networking maneuver.
Strategic bilateral networking maneuver.
What do you think that means?
Letting people use you.
Oh shit, bruh.
They play both sides.
You use bigger streamers, but also let smaller streamers use you.
Let's take Ditskit, for example.
It used people to climb the ladder, but how does he continue growing? He puts girls on stream
Who are trying to use him to you get it
So if an e-girl trying to use me to climb the ladder crack and fun shit and even the best thing I'll get it's the viewers
Let's test your understanding with our next exam write down your best at attempt on the blackboard and send it on
Zitter
Afterwards pair up with a classmate this guy use your skills in a role-playing networking scenario
okay network by adding a bigger streamer
dam uh dam bro at halal abbey I at kai synapse go bro can you
this class is so interesting man yeah whatever anyway you trying to partner up
for the test we got to do some stupid RP shit yeah sure I'm down I don't really
have any friends here so I'm glad you asked don't get weird about it little
bro you're just the only other student any so let's pretend I'm a big streamer
in a valorance lobby or something you get queued up with me let's start there
yo we see TV can you shout me out I got a new mixtape dropping soon stream
Caden no money on side if I bro who even are you get angry fuck you mean I
just told you bitch I'm Caden you never heard of me okay you're kind of
annoying me bro anyway game is about to start start feeding and losing
intentionally fuck my life bro I'm 0 and 12 all good this is just warm up these
guys also aim button on God I think you just fucking suck bro anyway I'm
hopping off GGs ask for a host before you go can you host me bro I'm so lonely
I need a chat to talk to nah I don't think so man all right and scene hmm you
It is sort of very strong, bro. Pretty annoying right off the bat without being close enough yet, you know what I mean?
Then you threw the game too. I don't think anyone would want you to stick around after that. Sorry, bro. Gotta give you an F.
Who the fuck are you?
Man, fuck your stupid ass grade, dumbass bitch. You just don't understand my strat. Stay small, loser.
What'd I do, boss?
You just got your test results sent through, Mr. Brentley.
Unfortunately, an unsatisfactory score.
Sit down and we'll see if you can redeem yourself in our last unit.
Ma'am.
Welcome back, class.
We shall now continue with the final unit of the standard course,
theater and drama.
In streaming and in literature, we have what are known as archetypes.
Mr. Bentley, our most participatory student.
Can you tell me what an archetype is?
Sound it out archetype. That's the people who draw buildings and shit, right?
Archetypes are blueprints for streamers you for instance are the archetypical trickster
You mock and deceive to further your own goals at any cost disagree
That ain't my blueprint, bro. I ain't no clown. I'm the main fucking character. What's that called?
You think you're the hero type trust me. You aren't him
Haha knowing your archetype and the archetype of your fellow streamers helps you know who best to network with and who will help you
Craft the most compelling stories ask about changing our kids. I don't like my archetype, bro
Can I swap out my loadout? Yes? This is known as a re brand allow me to pivot though. Mr. Brentley
What is your favorite drama in twinge history?
Train tracks vs. Ditzkiff.
Ditz and Domi, bruh. Ditz was all like, band gambling from Twinge. And then he started doing gambling sponsors.
It was fire drama indeed. However, it was all manufacture.
What?
Those two consulted with our Academy writers to write a full screenplay of what you saw.
Is it possible to learn this power?
That's what you're here for, and you will learn yourself how to craft a drama from beginning to end.
Act one, the exposition. Here you establish a believable petty disagreement from which the drama will unfold.
Mr. Breitley, give an example, please.
Disagreeing over GPS.
Uh, arguing with someone and telling them that NVIDIA mogs on their AMT chud asses.
That may be petty and trivial, yes, but not major enough.
No one will believe this is worthy of dramatic escalation, if you must BELIEVE it.
My tweet's on the blackboard.
Next, act two.
Rising action and public escalation.
This is when you milk the content.
React to each other's clips.
Make videos about it.
Do it all in the public eye.
you lesson ask for tips how do I do that good though bro many elements of theater can also be
applied to streaming utilize suspense and withhold information from the audience make your viewers
theorize why you and the streamer keep sub-seeding each other without ever making it clear now
act three climax and catharsis you may keep the audience on the edge for weeks but eventually
they deserve an emotional release. Pause.
You understand?
Oh, right. So I'm trying to give them their nut.
It's the grand culmination of the drama, calling your stage
partner live on stream, dropping a nuke about them or staging a
fight. These all deliver the long desired climax. Pause.
It's time for our final exam in the standard course.
Partner up with a stage partner and act out a drama.
Again, you will self grade this guy's trying to save a dog reload so
This class is so interesting man, you'll big dog. You're trying to do this drama RP together sure man
Let's deal by the book and pick our archetypes. I'll be a siren like a seducer. No, that's me
What the fuck bro? You took the fun one. I want to be that too. Okay, we can both be that it'll work
You be a city streamer and I'll be your husband. I'll start
Oh, Kate, you need to poke out better OF content. You only made five million this month.
Hmm.
No, I'm sick of this. I'm live right now when exposing you. Chat, he keeps manipulating me into this OF stuff.
Why would you go and tell them about me, Kate? You know you make more money for me? I mean us, when they don't know you're married!
Call the police.
You're freaking me the fuck out, dude. I'm calling the police.
Why would you go and do something like that? Why are you gaslighting and lying to your fans?
fans I can't do this anymore all right and scene nice bro I think we really
sold that a scripted argument like that would form so many clips and help you to
promote your OF giving me a plus on that one girl you ate it up
this guy's not so bad I overheard your playing mr. Brentley quite on the
mark I must say congratulations on finishing the course thank you sir
As proof of taking this course, I offer you this certificate of completion and live streaming foundations.
Thank you, chat.
So blessed, bro.
I want to thank my chat for believing in me.
I knew I could pass this college shit.
And that's not all, Mr.
Brentley, as your part and gift, I will offer you either knowledge or services to assist you in your streaming career.
Which specialization would you like to adapt to support your professional career as a streamer?
I don't need handouts.
I look like a broke boy, bruh. I don't need handouts. I can make it without buffs.
An honorable choice indeed, Mr. Brentley. I respect your choice.
So what now? Can I take the premium shit?
Indeed, Mr. Brentley. Your viewer base is substantial enough to qualify for our more
advanced lessons. Speak to the front desk to enroll.
Why is the hat man in the wall right now?
Oh
How can I hope you today, kid? Yo bruh sign me up for that premium shit. I'm ready
Let me verify one sec. I'm a Cayden Brent Lee. Oh, yes
Since you have over 15 K peak viewership you can qualify for our premium course. It's come so far
I've just enrolled you now step into the classroom. I'll be starting shortly
I
Said once that I couldn't pass this class all right quiet class we're starting first a few things to establish
One you will address me as professor Zeus to I won't get slizzard for seven years
This is the premium course. So I expect you to know the basics already if not take your ass to Deontay's classroom
Bro, what the fuck are you doing out in LA teaching for Stream Academy anyway, Unk?
Well, I'm not gonna outright say I've made some mistakes in my career because I simply
don't make mistakes, but hypothetically speaking I may have fucked up.
Anyway, enough introductions.
This course is focused on two very important concepts at the high elodes of streaming,
grifting and economics.
If you don't know, grifting is the practice of manipulating audiences with false claims
of who you are.
Kai brought me out to teach this class because of my extensive experience in grifting.
I specialize in a unique grift called game dev grifting, where I pretend to be an expert in game development.
In reality, though, I've only ever finished one shitty Asteroids ripoff in 10 years,
and all my other games are unfinished because the code is too fucked up for me to understand anymore.
I'll implement him.
Damn, bro, you look like a master manipulator.
You should get a job where your entire thing is to, like, manipulate people into giving their passwords and shit.
We'll begin with advanced unit number one, grifting.
Let's see if you were paying attention.
What did I say was the definition of grifting?
Deceiving for gain.
Uh, it's pretending to be a certain thing to farm an audience.
Exactly.
Grifting, formally defined, is gaining money or influence through deception or manipulation.
That's very simpler definitions.
No cap, those words are too long.
Can you explain in fortified terms?
I imagine you're in a fortified game and you convince all your teammates to give you
loop by making yourself look more goaded than you actually are let's talk about the types of
grifting political grifting which comes in right wing and left wing flavors is the most popular by far
ask about right wing grifting i don't know why we talking about wings and shit but what's the
right one you don't have to worry about what the right wing is just what they do they call
everything woke can anyone define woke yes uh it's when you're awake and alert because of prime
energy sponsors it doesn't really actually matter you can just call
anything woke if you don't like it if the latest game has a woman in it and you
don't like that it's woke let's do an exercise pretend you're a right-wing
grifter and a movie you don't like wins an award that movie is woke it's woke
correct let's try another the celebrity starts talking about how they love
People of all backgrounds, they are
Whoa, they're woke.
Correct. Write down that word and use it often.
It's your best friend as a right wing grifter.
Move on to left wing grifting.
In politics, the left wing is about pretending to care about things
so you don't get kicked out of the group.
The goal is simple.
Farm an audience to circle jerk with about how great you all are.
Where are some good topics, boss?
Any good things I should talk about if I want a left-wing grift, bruh?
Easy things you can do are for the Halal Abhi playbook.
Anything that's against capitalism is real safe, even if you go to murder the rich route.
You understand.
Oh shit, okay. So I just say that kill rich people stuff without telling people that my whole goal is getting rich.
Exactly. They won't know the difference.
Now that we got the meaning and types out of the way, let's talk about its place in streaming.
The first purpose is saving your dying stream.
If your view count is looking dry, try getting into political grifting.
The second purpose of grifting is explosive growth.
It works best when you partner up with a grifter from the opposite side.
Take Halal Abhi and Asman Mold.
Scroll through their videos and you'll see endless clickbait thumbnails of each other
with titles like, Halal is done after this.
Alright, practice time.
Post a grift on Zitter and write down what you wrote on either the left or right wing
of the board depending on which political grift you demonstrated okay
farm viewers with the left-wing grift
i stand in solid air tea with unions i am boy god yes i am very smart go to this
Capitalism shit low key go to man. Which are you?
I am boycotting star buns this week
Bar viewers with a raywing grift
Grand theft larceny six I is anti-cop. I am playing that woke garbage
I did it boss now that you finished practicing in griffs. It's time to get into our next lesson advanced economics
Question is for that. Oh, I thought you were hired to teach because of your grifting skills. What's you know about echo comics?
Lenny my grifting techniques were just a byproduct of my expertise in advanced economic concepts first
Let's define economics. Can you give me your best guess of what that is?
is.
Uh, economics is like the science of ecosystems type shit.
I learned that in bio.
Okay, you're a little slower than I thought.
No, economics in the simplest terms is the allocation of scarce resources for production,
distribution, and consumption.
You don't get it.
Bro, I ain't caught up on these brainwrought words.
What the fuck does that shit mean?
Okay, I'll put it how you can understand it.
is the study of how wealth is transferred from your viewers to your bank account.
In economics, there's the concept of scarce finite resources.
In streaming, the attention and time of viewers is the main scarce resource.
Another scarcity is personality. Most streamers trying to make it really have zero marketable
personality. The exchange of these two resources, attention and entertainment value, drive the
the entire market.
Ask about other scarcings.
Is personality the only rare thing though?
What about shrewd?
You're famous for being more goaty than anyone.
Good question.
Personality is merely one type of human capital.
Skill-based capital is another scarce resource,
where knowledge is what they offer.
I combine the two in my graphs, monetizing my supposed game
development knowledge and my shredded humor personality.
It did really well with millennials.
Next concept, rent seeking behavior.
This is the act of increasing one's wealth
without making any contribution to the wealth
or benefit of society.
Please clarify, sir.
Bro, are you saying we don't contribute to society?
That's a cap.
The world would be nothing without my content.
Well, it is true that we do provide entertainment,
but we can take steps to minimize what we provide
and maximize what our consumers provide us.
For example, I convinced my fans to buy my forever unfinished game.
I extracted value from them without creating any new value for society myself, instead selling
just a false promise.
Alright, so how do I profit Max my content with the least output?
Great question.
One way is that while you're offline you can do VOD reruns.
You produce zero new content while maximizing potential gain.
How about a different application?
Yeah, I ain't ever offline though. Got anything else?
You could coordinate with your mods to fake hype trains.
This creates an appearance of engagement, which promotes real engagement and donations.
I'm a big fan of this one.
All right, so are we gonna move on?
All right, we get it. Next concept, bro.
It's Professor Zeus.
Anyway, counter-cyclical marketing is our next concept.
This is the practice of increasing your presence when conditions against you are unfavorable.
In other words, take steps to increase engagement when your reputation decreases.
Your controversies don't have to result in loss of market share.
They can be growth opportunities.
Question his experience.
Bro, that wasn't how your stream went, though.
You kept farming haters and lost viewers.
I did lose viewership, but everyone bought my game Sharkbound to review Bombett.
And they couldn't refund if they wanted to keep their reviews up.
I'm actually a genius if you think about it.
Oh.
Quick test of your understanding.
Why might a streamer gain followers after a scandal or ban instead of losing them?
Forgiveness!
Cause people forgive and forget and come back no matter what?
Wrong.
Scandals, if managed correctly, amplify your market share of attention, attracting new
viewers.
It's like a simpleton phrase.
All publicity is good publicity.
The last concept we'll discuss is asymmetric information, and it's one of the most
important concepts you need to know.
You, broccoli cut.
What is asymmetric information?
That's actually pretty good.
Well done, Broccoli-Cut.
If you're a girl, chances are your viewers want to fuck you, and they show that by allocating
their attention and money.
These are known as pay pigs.
holding information from them such as the fact that they have no chance or that you have a boyfriend
gives you economic leverage. How about some non-sex applications? I've already had my share of
mine shaft streamers wanting to fuck me bro. How do I exploit this bug without sexualizing myself?
Good question. You could do a gambling grift instead. You, the streamer, tell your viewers
to gamble on some site without telling them that your sponsor boosted your odds on the rigged
You'll get it.
Okay, so it's all about taking advantage of brain dead viewers who are too stupid to know everything is a grift.
Correct. Grifting and economics play hand in hand.
That's it for the lecture. For your final project, go out into the world and form notoriety until you're banned.
Then, use the skills you learned to prevent viewership loss during your ban.
Once you finish this task, come back for me to review your work.
I know just what to do!
Come along the Lusoraptor.
Excuse me.
Oh, a car guy's not here.
Oh, I guess he is right here.
Yeah, I got you, bro. I'm just glad my sky synapses, okay
Yeah, how you like that fuck you trash can
I was gonna drive his bargain and crash it that was an insta man for 24 hours
What a lass. All we got was him crippled on the floor.
Hmm.
Surely we can destroy that.
I'm trying to fuckin, uh, bunny hop right now.
You can't do it!
I think this RV has an arm.
Slash me be after your mangled legs.
Dude, he wasn't using that shit anyway.
One of those cars was from Decimate Drive, never played it.
I only play FIFA really.
Is it like FIFA?
Run no shot stupid ass staff get off my day
We're taking a little too far with the edge and it's a caught a bank
All right, we got to return now
You think these guys got my rent yet, dude
Kickflips over you. You're crippled now.
Who are you?
Hey yo, holy shit, Ludwig. You're taking this class?
Just real quick, you got any tips on how to get big? I don't want to bother you or anything.
thing oh like you're doing right now huh huh huh huh wait it's like the copy
pasta dude huh sorry if I bothered you bro huh huh move your drawn away from
mine it's causing electrical and federants I sorry bro that's not how
How do you say that?
Very smart.
Yo, Ankh, I got banned.
I followed your advice and capitalized on that shit.
I didn't even lose any viewers.
Then your training is complete.
Congratulations, Broccoli Cat.
I must throw upon you the certificate of completion in live streaming mastery.
Yippee!
As a parting gift, I'm giving you the official Pyro Economics Handbook authored by yours
truly.
Follow the guides and you'll not only retain viewers, but gain viewers when banned.
Fuck yeah, I'm about to stir up more shit than any of those streamers on click
We're looking forward to seeing it any final tips got any final tips, bro
Just be confident in your grits my games and game dev experience were never the hook for my audience
It was my confidence about it. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
I don't even know how to code whole time. I worked at slizzard. I was just playing on my phone
Get out of here broccoli cut. I hope to see you at the top of the twinge homepage soon
WPyro. Yippee! I feel like I learned so much.
We're at 41k dude. We were killing it.
Who in our economy? Oh!
Oh no.
I don't know who this is, who this is.
I mean obviously he is insecure about his lack of hair.
Oops.
professional strongman. Oh. Wait, let me try again.
Wait, let me try again.
Get Mogged! Get Framemogged at ASU Quartersle!
Actually, not bad. Wait, was I on? Was I on? I don't think I was on a... on Toon there.
I don't think I got the skills to pay the bills.
That's what the mask is!
if I could just use my keyboard for that dude
I won't be a okay well I guess we'll finish this
tomorrow there's so much content in the content
King game, dude.
There's needlepoint.
Was this dev 2 port to afford 3 octaves?
Dude, shut up, piano nerd.
Don't know what the fucking octave is, okay?
Nice.
Yeah.
Hold on. Let me put on some tunes.
WStream, WChat, dude, WChat. And I'll see you guys tomorrow. I got a P.
Didn't save? That's okay. We can just speedrun it. I think I'm sure it auto saves. We'll see that.
Surely, there's an auto-save function, right fellas?