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Why can I never switch you on twitch nav, it's probably because they just went live, I don't know positive feet. Thanks for seven. I
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Thanks for seven dumbling and flutter nip. Thanks for something
Three Pete, thanks for seven what up fellas. Yeah, this is my birthday yesterday my 21st birthday
Yippee!
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Your birthday was yesterday and that was the day that Chuck Norris died.
Not MVP and Seiko and Spooky Carnage gift basics or something.
Remember when Chuck Norris said there would be a 1000 years of darkness of
Barack Obama was elected president radical.
Thanks for selling it.
Anyway, burn it health stoic mad.
Uh, no, mad.
Thanks for selling it.
Stoke.
No, mad.
That's stoic.
Gotta get down on Friday.
It's been pretty dark, bro.
No, thanks to Chuck Norris getting on like his fucking commercial being like, dude.
Next six for seven.
You've got there's no Chuck Norris is dead, bro.
He's hanging out with Hulk Hogan now and they're like slurring out together in hell.
Thanks for saying all thanks for saying that.
Billiards and Smitty and Salami for mommy.
These are so good.
And OJ?
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
OJ ain't there boys.
What do you mean nah bitch?
Sorry, I was invited to the cookout contingent on the fact that I said one time that OJ did not do it.
So, I value the cookout much more than saying OJ is in health.
I'm trying to eat some ribs, maybe some fucking collard greens.
And that's just how it is.
And pussy to gotta have them ribs
and pussy to I
Smoked weed with one of OJ's victims families. They were chilly. Yeah, nice man. That's good
The goomba and cooly ship. Thanks for getting 10 subs
This good good thanks for seven
That's awesome. I
Think you're saying hell is segregated
I suppose if it was segregated, OJ would not be there with Hulk Hogan and Chuck Norris.
Not wrong.
But no, that's not what I meant.
And what I meant to say is he's in heaven because he is innocent.
I think.
In my opinion.
I thought I thought you were so yellow and segregated
Common segregation bit guys, thanks for seven. Well, Kogan was like, I thought he was a hot dog
Now that you mention it, he did have a very hot dog-esque hue about him didn't he?
most people would have said 10, but I think those people lack the requisite amount of finesse to identify. I'm like, you know,
this will be a rough one to explain the sponsors speaking of hell being segregated tomorrow at 1pm. Yes, tomorrow me and three of the boys are going to be playing toxic commando game for two hours until normal stream start, dude.
You're free.
You be be be be.
It was actually pretty good.
I don't know what you think about it.
I know that they're bringing me money to play their game though.
Jay Smith thinks or something.
You know, I ironically did QA testing for that game, okay.
Which of the boys, your friends are three randoms from your agency?
So in my eternal benevolence.
I'm not playing with anyone from agency.
That was one of the questions they asked me when I drove my agency.
They were like, dude, would you be down to like collab with like other people?
And I looked through the catalog and I said, no, I'd rather play with my friends if I'm
being honest, if I'm going to do anything.
So I was offered the deal, the sponsor money.
I asked, hey, can I get some extra money for my boys?
They were like, nah, I can't really do that.
So I'm just going to give them some of the money they're paying me.
Yeah.
Popular Jesus-like figure Moon Moon, by the way.
Chatter said Skip Song.
Bang friends to play with them. That's the wrong way to look at it. Okay
That is the wrong way to look at I'm just redistributing the wealth
Speaking of Jesus did you hear they announced Jesus simulator awesome, dude
when's it coming out? are your friends contractually obligated to not give their opinion on the game though?
let's see it's funny you mentioned that chatter I don't think they are contractually obligated
And anyway, what's up, uh, hang on, excuse me, why do you mention that?
I don't think they penciled that one in maybe though.
I honestly in terms of
in terms of sponsors these guys aren't even like a lot of the time they'll be like
don't talk about other games while you're playing it the name these guys don't give a
Fighters is like player game man. That's cool.
That's cool.
And for the record,
I don't think I've ever done a sponsor so far where it's like,
Hey, do not shit talk our game. You know what I mean?
I have not seen something like that.
I guess it's just implied.
maybe. They didn't like to use the social credit tracker on screen for WWML sponsors.
No, I mean that, believe me, they did not specifically say hey you cannot use the social credit tracker
on screen when you're playing where wins me. That was not like a specific restriction.
That wasn't implied. No. For me in the overlay, boys.
So be a one extra thought. Oh, there's only straight the straight extra thought.
Oh, well, we're some specific restrictions.
I mean, understandably, they like to be like,
hey, don't talk about other games, you know, fair.
You're paying for ad space, especially for your games.
So why the fuck would you want to want that person to be talking about other games?
Right.
Some of them don't like it when you compare it to like games that they made previously.
Um, but I've had no issue even after the Epstein joke. So it's mostly pretty chill.
Oh, they're pretty chill, dude. The what? The first sponsor we did was a story about a bunch of kids being stranded on an island and being chased by horrible disfigured men.
So naturally, the jokes write themselves some, yeah, they do. They do.
I
Remember the game was
You're like a you're like it's like a cinematic platformer
Rerun around and like you're getting spooked by the spooky guys who were hanging out on the island trying to eat you and stuff
Yeah, it was re-animal
I
Forgot the name already. I did not forget the name. I I assumed he forgot that a rgb link check the five steps
So we're guys my guess you're so
You ever fucked with songs of six I played it briefly because I saw I was watching sure for a play
It was all right. I never got too far
DaydreamerLace4Subit?
Evermat never removes the where-wins-me command.
They know snaps.
Would you fell for it?
I'm not gonna fall for it.
What would you fellows do today? Oh my fellows
Superdima, thanks for so
My mom jerked off slay-aspire work FML gun and mouth
F Connie says can I have my sub money back since you sold out? Yeah, dude
I'm willing to do payment plans about 10 cents a month for what 37 months.
So that would be what?
That's like two bucks.
It's like two bucks.
I can do $1.20 a year.
That's the most I could do, I think.
Plus interest.
Ha ha ha.
I'm sorry.
My sister in that you came over
and spent the day glad good.
Did you guys play Mario Kart, bro?
I ate 10 milligram edible yesterday
and dreamt of you listening to a Pyro software
classroom lecture, was I real?
No.
It was Pyro software.
I put my job broker with my GF except another job offer.
Gigachad.
Big shmovement.
I want you to hit the gym for a couple hours a day too.
Left wing griff son or right wing griff daughter.
I saw sponsor banners blow my stream.
Yeah.
I mean the reality of those is I actually sat down and I was like,
I should remove these and then I remembered.
No one really goes down there.
No one goes down there, but no one goes down there.
So does it matter?
I don't know.
You do daily.
I'll fucking delete them for you, dude.
According to this game, left-wing gripping is caring about anything.
I forget what they said.
Can I do your TBC dailies for you?
No, no, I cannot.
It's pretending to care about something.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm looking for him.
I got him.
You be.
Are you yet to be revealed in Content King, Mr.
Sunson? I think the guy who makes this game is European.
And I.
I spent many years early stream kind of like
giga, giga ripping on Europeans.
The guy, the guy's obviously a force of viewer, right?
There's a bit of tension there a while ago, um, he probably doesn't watch much, probably
never watch my stream.
So, uh, it's more that you stream when we sleep most of the time.
Oh, yeah, that, that'll be the, the nice one.
He was in chat yesterday. What do you say?
Wait, no, he's here now.
He says, I'm watching and I'm American.
Maybe I'm just not good enough streamer.
I assumed he was European because.
I'm a bigot.
I'm a bigot. I'm a bigot.
I'm a bigot.
I should have known you were American because that guy in Chad,
Howie does a lot of the voices in the in the game
and the American accents are too good.
To be coming from like it like a European.
This guy said I'm here and I am American
Fuck man
You can't win them all do you cannot you can't predict them all boys normally we're pretty good at the chat reads man
All the Giants to him he said I will not be called your bait. I am sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
You are American, you have a legal passport,
and the phone call I made to ICE,
I will call them back later,
and I will make sure that they
understand what I said was untrue.
But I might get deported.
H-1 visa secure.
Pulling the good in Wikigacha, Lili?
Yesterday in Wikigacha we pulled the history of sex abuse in the Catholic Church.
And it was the highest defense card I have ever seen.
Oh yeah, 14k boys.
14k more than the holocaust how we thanks for seven more than the holocaust
Which which is surprising all right because the way that they rate the defensive cards and wiki gotcha
Is I'm pretty sure it's like page visits or some shit it was 13k
Hey dude, shut up man you're harshing my buzz how much detail the article has oh
You got the Gaza war with 14k man
You should check how a YouTube channel see how much of it an old twitch guy is an og I know is I know is because
Yeah, I've been streaming since 2016, you know, I was a little late, but all of the refs in the game, definitely old Twitch guy, anyway, allow me to take a moment to glaze the game developer, okay.
Permit me just a moment.
Permit me just a moment.
Um, well, I'm trying to find a song real quick.
I was expecting a slot, but it's actually pretty good.
So that is a comment from a chatter.
Okay.
And that is not the only comment.
okay like that because when went yesterday when we're we're talking about
what I want to play and before and when someone linked it and I clicked it I
described it literal five pages of twitch we're like oh fuck this is gonna
I suck ass I hate this I
Fucking hate this no no
Like the people were pissed dude
Okay, I want you so a lot of you guys have watched which for a long time we're good I
Want you to think
about all of the shitty fan made games that like forces played in the past.
All the ones that I have played in the past, OK,
with like Twitch referential content in the game.
Or like a game about like in jokes, anything like that, dude, you know what I mean?
And then I want you to think about this game.
This is the
This is the pinnacle of like a little game LIDL however he prance. I'm not European so
Like it's it is like the final boss of little games dude
Which is impressive because there have been many
In fact, there have not just been many, I have had, we did many game jams and you could
qualify every single one of those games that were like decently good as like a little game.
So there's been hundreds.
I don't know man.
Well done.
Well done.
Genuinely funny.
Let me next or seven every it's very good satire. It is like the perfectly
it is like
It is just barely
Not too edgy satire, which is perfect perfect. Well done
Dude, going AFK coming back to a guy running up to me screaming the n-word.
How do you beat that, bro? You can't beat that.
It's a little too much of member burying for me.
No, it's not. Motherfucker. Hello.
70% of the game is about the new gen of streamers, the fucking IRL slaw.
What do you read?
Holy fuck, dude.
New in question.
Yeah, sorry, the 30 year olds who do I roll whatever.
Okay.
Ever. I was going to say.
This new scene in the game of Thrones happened to die, that is my favorite part of the game so far.
For sure, but I mean, it's not over yet, so.
if
you feel bad about killing them, he was trying to sacrifice Cayden.
Now, let's talk about Cayden for a moment because honestly,
I'm not trying to review your game like it is a masterpiece because I don't know if it is.
Okay.
It might be, it could be. However, the main character is so absolutely reprehensible and
despicable and disgusting. It is so impressive that you took a character of like,
Like standard NPC like zoomer kid and like made it into something that was so much cared.
Like
keep going.
It's just like
We if you met someone like that in real life, dude, you would be like, ah, right.
This guy's this guy probably can't read like Kaden Kaden can't read.
You know what I mean?
Like you probably just keep it steppin broccoli hair.
You know what I mean? Like.
Also, I look, he can't read.
Yeah, I mean.
Moon zoomers are in their late 20s, wrong generation of these.
I don't fucking care, man.
I don't care.
I hate all of them.
Every single one.
Like a modern Jimmy from bully, dude, that's kind of like a comparison.
It feels like the main character from Bully, okay?
Yes.
It feels a little bit like the portal guy.
Impressive.
But the thing is, okay, except for the portal guy, those guys...
Jimmy from Bully, like, isn't a bad person.
You know what I mean?
Oh, post on that portal. Sorry, whatever, like he starts off as a bad kid, but like
at the end of the game, like, like he does, he does good deeds.
Keaton does not do good deeds. The game, the game starts with him putting a $10,000
charge on his mom's credit card to buy kison at's new live streaming drone. His mom's
like he didn't know. No. He's not racist at least. No, he's just stupid. He's just
stupid. Yeah, he is. Did you not remember the Asian parts? Okay, listen, him brother,
Japanese restaurant, you guys are missing the point though. Okay. Him going in and saying
those racist things was not inherently rooted in racism.
He was doing it to rage bait them for content for a stream.
And he was saying the thing that would would in his mind.
Make those people reacted the hardest for the clips that would have been produced, right?
So in his head, probably he's too fucking stupid to realize
that it is super racist, but rather, you know what I mean? Like.
That's a weird distinction, uncle.
I like you have to get yourself into the mindset of someone that absolutely fucking stupid.
Like you like.
You're applying logic that does not exist in the frontal lobe of the person who probably
like did that, right?
Do you think he's sexist, though?
Now, you could say that every time you talk to a woman in this game and there's an option
to Riz her up. Um,
but yeah, he could be sexist. However,
this is a kid who grew up on kai synapse. You know what I mean?
Like he is seeing it. He is seeing the IRL streamers reactions to how they like
interact with women. You know what I mean? Like that might be something that he
learned from some of the people that he idolizes.
Right? I wouldn't call him a sexist. I would call him a victim.
A victim of his environment.
You can technically apply that logic to anybody though.
Try it.
try it. Another another wrong with a little extra nuance and understanding buddy.
Winky face.
Defending equals nuance. No, I was merely extrapolating a different conclusion as to why someone that fucking stupid would do what they did.
They did. That's all.
Not excuse me.
Dude, honestly, like.
We're veering a bit far away from.
The whole reason I brought this up.
You guys got cooked by me, a scion of logic and understanding.
You lose.
Uh, you got owned sorry, you got friggin owned by facts and logic, liberal.
Toe hammers six for so sound like the card. No, no, no.
That's an only things to be seen not happening because too hard for casuals.
movement. It's probably not happening because chances if you like doing it. Yeah, that's
probably that's probably the real reason if I'm gonna.
Holy fuck.
like, kind of. Push headers can't let something die. True. That said, I've said that before.
So again, in TBC, hardcore would be fun precisely because it would be too hard.
If you could if you can restart at like level 58 or some shit.
I think it would be pretty good.
Maybe honestly, even 60.
Okay, so why not invent some ways to avoid that death why not apply the brain power the
required brain power to get around a 20 year old games game mechanics because guess what
They, while players historically do that, they do that.
Dude, like all I can think about.
You guys remember project 30, dude?
You remember the, the guy, what was the boss?
The light, the lightning giant boss.
You know, I'm talking about.
Chattis, the council of iron, that's what it was.
Did you understand how many loser career wild players I had to listen to or read who were
like, this is literally impossible.
You cannot do this.
Like what do you know how many MMO RPG gamers like especially recently because I've been playing monsters of memories off stream
MMO players are the most fucking stupid
Self-assured motherfuckers on the planet. They will post
two three sentence like synopsis about
Like a subject in the game that they play as fact and it is objectively most of the time like
Not true. It's not true. The confidence to like, it drives me insane, dude. It actually drives me insane.
Oh my god. Am I making him chatters again? No, dude. Like, dude, I want you to understand this.
Okay. This might not be the best example. All right, but imagine, let's say you have a medical problem. Okay. And you figure out drinking like agave juice has like shrunk a tumor on your hand. And every time you drink the agave juice, you know, I'm not, I'm not advocating for, you know, like alternative medicine.
of Minnesota. Anyway, um, imagine every time you drink the agave juice, the tumor shrinks
and you can, you're, you're measuring it. You can see that it's shrinking. You are seeing it
and you are feeling better. And then one day you go to the doctor who, who diagnosed you with
cancer and the doctor was like, yeah, this is fucking cancer. You're probably going to die.
And then you're like, actually, I kind of figured out like the agave juice is shrinking the
tumor. And then the doctor looks at you and says, no, that's not possible. And then
And then you go home and in two weeks, the tumor is gone because you kept drinking the
agave juice.
You know what I mean?
Like that's MMO players, dude, who take the time and effort to post extra curricularly
like on forums, on discords, dude.
These are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, man.
Mm.
I'll take your time.
Literally makes those sounds well like your energy boss, traffic.
Thanks for sub it.
You're mad you Googled how to play a game for it
and some guy on a forum was wrong.
No, no, no, no.
I'm mad that I had to listen to at least two hours
of theory crafting from a guy who was supposed
to be an expert in a game,
be absolutely 100% like in like incorrect.
I'm mad that that person who has spent thousands of hours playing World of Warcraft
could not comprehend a solution to a problem that he uniquely was probably
one of the only people if he had applied even a small portion of his fucking brain.
He was the most qualified person to solve and he gave up.
This motherfucker quit!
And we did it! And we did it! Man, you know what I'm saying? Like...
And we did it. We fucking did it, man! That's one of my all-time gaming achievements, dude.
Oh, I mean we did the group so it's not just mine right but oh fuck dude.
And then there's time to the boss at one percent HP and wiped us Michael flame tower
or man.
Quantum mania, things or something.
That are beating wreckful type racer.
I never beat wreckful type racer with time.
Okay.
It was a one, a one in a draw.
Technically he won, but I accidentally refreshed my page.
So I counted as a, you know, a one draw, a one.
Probably incorrectly.
Oh
Make my fix for seven you remember when I beat you over and over again in final sentence I
Didn't but I hope you hold on to that memory forever my chatter my chatter my chatter, dude
My chatter my chatter
I
Have my mom fucking goop up with my mom
and gopher!
fuck and gopher!
your snooker joke at yesterday was hilarious. Thank you. That was off the cuff, by the way, chatter.
No one said, you can scroll up and see it.
It's right there.
Moments like that are why I tune into the Moon Moon Show.
Thank you.
The Moon Moon Super Show.
Great show.
Omega Show.
What's lined up after contacting?
I don't know, man.
Could always do the full conversion rim world mod that turns it into a survival game instead
of a colony sim.
God, that shit looks so tight.
Oh, fuck.
You
Say big M. I got you the pass dude. You don't gotta give me the pass. I defended OJ earlier this stream, okay
I still got my pass. It's laminated and gold
You got no fast you
All right, use it right now.
Chatter was white, do not.
Dude, you don't know what he is.
You don't know, man.
Prove you got the pass by saying what you'd bring to the cookout.
I got not looking at chat.
Okay.
If I was invited to the cookout.
I would assume I'm not, I'm not allowed to bring the ribs.
Probably not allowed to bring the ribs.
I don't think I would cook ribs very well, if I'm being honest.
I would bring pulled pork.
Hmm. Yes, sir. Just a little bit. Not like a lot. You know what I mean?
You got to bring enough pasta. Yeah, but it's not like it's not like the main feature.
You know what I mean? Like you get a little bit of pulled pork.
You know what I mean? You got to get some ribs fucking.
There ain't enough room on the plate, man.
You are invited to all the white chatters, thanks boys.
Picture of Obama putting metal on Obama.
Is there only black beer you are not invited to cook up? Can't revoke it.
Too late. I'm already coming. Kenton, uninvited me dude.
I would not trust you with my food at all. I'm a good cook man. I'm an okay cook. I
Think I think I would go so far as to say I have a natural talent for cooking that is like unexplored
They like to put it to to to put it into rimworld terms
It's like I got two passion. I got the giga passion fire next to cooking, but my cooking little too dog
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying brothers?
Name every dish. All right.
Fog raw ribs.
Um, hamburger.
Chicken.
Pizza.
Not, not our work.
not hard work. Get a 10 out of 10 on Scrandle. Alright, if I get 10 out of 10 on Scrandle,
can I come to the cookout, fellas? Sure. Hold on, let me look for somebody.
Nice. It's Bruno and Chad says yes. I'm gonna take those yes.
Oh, this is the bonus room. I want left by the way.
Oh no, it's like, it's like vegan food round.
and left looks OK.
Right looks English.
Yeah, they're both English.
I lost.
Oh.
I like left, dude.
What was that?
Vegan tacos.
Vegan Chipotle burger, vegan range.
I'm going Chipotle burger and beer dude.
That beer looked nice brother.
Veggie loaded fries.
The Chantarelle cooked vegan fish and chips.
I'm going left.
Maybe a little too greasy for me personally but.
Vegan pie and chips.
Veggie jerk rice and peas.
So me personally.
Me personally, I go right here, hopefully the rest of the world feels the same, nice, very good.
Okay, it's just a veggie dog though, which means that that could be a real cheese.
I'm gonna go left nice nothing free for fans veggie pizza if it's a veggie pizza
That means that that could still be dough though.
And two Moitos.
I'm going right.
A beyond sausage.
Well, left eight percent.
Miami veggie burger, them fries look pretty decent.
The pretzel bun looks decent.
The cheese looks decent. Carefully tell what's below that. The thing on the right looks reviling.
Vegan turkey and pancetta Christmas pie with a T. Or vegan bratwurst.
Please God. Like you go left every time here, dude. If it's a vegan bratwurst,
There's no telling what that's made out of.
Surely you go left.
Nice. OK.
I got nine out of 10, bros.
Surely that's enough to get in.
I got an A, bro.
Not good enough.
As your other black viewer, my put your my plus one,
just do not say the snooker joke.
I'm not going to stop the ass beating.
It was a good joke.
It was an awesome job.
Struggles for seven.
I've ever played Javdol.
No, man.
You can come to my cookout in parenthesis, white viewer.
I'm good, man.
I got a doctor's appointment that day at that time
You know, you know, okay, you know my dad used to grill a fair amount
You know, he would like pretty frequently make every time he grilled
Barbecue chicken
Just grilled chicken
With barbecue sauce on it.
Sounds good.
It wasn't bad.
As the white fisherman demographic, you're welcome on my in quotes boat.
As the white fisherman demographic you're welcome on my end quotes boat
Chavez in me by the
Chaz at W or L G with six for seven
Did he lift no you play golf IRL no I wouldn't mind though I
I would be down to try. I would. I've never been golfing. I can't imagine I would be very good. I'm going to be honest.
I'm not the Bay Harbor didler. Don't worry. You're not the bastard of Bay Harbor. That's good to know.
You're welcome on my island I booked a play for you, ooh thanks.
out of my hands but I'm still in control
dude you know this was so hard when it dropped dude
Kendrick Lamar been real quiet
You've been real quiet, dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
The music video for the song, he gets out of bed.
He walks to his prison cell-sized kitchen in Russia, uses the oven to light his cigarette,
three eggs and then chug some kavaas.
Can we see your PC will run Crimson Desert?
I hope it does.
There's literally only swear words in the song including banned words on Twitch,
no kidding.
Um, no, uh, wait, Chatter, which one, which words?
F slur?
Dude, well when I listen to that one DMX song, you guys don't say shit, do you?
Huh?
Are you guys fucking racist?
Yeah, when I listen to literally any rapper from the early 2000s, you guys are silent.
You're typing boomies.
You're typing boomies, dude.
Because DMX gay as hell.
Yeah, probably.
At least bisexual.
Wait, I gotta change the song.
We've already listened to this one.
Shut up, man.
At Hollywood Undead, come on, I ran a playlist recently.
Jesus Christ, that was awful.
Yeah, true.
Can you help us stand out for Intel GPUs?
Us Intel users deserve the right to play
Crimson Desert in synthesis.
I don't, like any other person.
Is it not working with Intel did how is the game everyone who's playing Crimson Desert?
I know you guys are really excited for that one.
How was it brothers?
You would hate it.
Oh, I know I know.
guys play games. Yeah. These guys do. Rectum suplex or something. You tell me how good it
is once you figure it out. I need to form my opinion. Thanks. No, I'm doing the as man mold
thing right now where I take your opinion as my own. And then I pretend it's mine.
Sorry buddy. I was here first.
I have played none at all and I can certify that it is the worst game ever made yeah, I'm thinking this is the worst game ever made
You see the British boomer rapper pass it on stage yeah, he was like suspended from the roof for some reason. Why did they do that?
Well, he's 73
I'll be sure not to go.
was cleaning the ceiling. Oh, Chuck Norris died. Dude, I want you guys, all right, we're
going to, we're not going to invent a person. I'm going to use the residual energies of
the universe to conjure a person into the forefront of your, your cognition, cognitions.
Okay.
A 45 year old wild boomer,
manually taking his max level character to Baron's chat
to make Chuck Norris jokes
in memory of the dead Chuck Norris.
Chew on that one.
I'll be right back.
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Greetings.
What does it look like when you comb it forward?
I don't think you want to know the answer to that.
Do a Trump hairdo, please? I don't even know what that would look like. Please comment
forward. I don't have a comb handy, believe it or not, I don't have a comb handy right
that. He said there's not going to be an only vanx TBC run. Um, okay. Let me say this, okay.
Would it be too hard for casual players?
Maybe.
That said, I'm just like, this is an example
used when we talked about this like a couple weeks ago. There's a dungeon in TBC where some
of the mobs drop mines that almost instantly explode. Okay. And they do a fuck ton of damage.
Now if I'm Mr. Casual Man, the priest who's only played a little bit of WoW, how hard
How hard is it for me to learn to throw up a holy shield or a power word shield, you know what I mean, to soak some of that damage, right?
How hard is it for me, how hard is it for me as John tank to pop a damage reduction? How hard is it to have John mage polymorph every mob except for one in that pack of mobs to make sure that no one like instantly dies to the mines, you know what I mean?
So, I don't think it's an insurmountable task for anyone, any streamer in a hypothetical
only of HTVC to learn how to press one of their 10 to 15 buttons to prevent death, you
know what I mean?
I think the difficulty would have been interesting, but alas, now that's where I disagree with
option to not have it. Where I do agree is that it might be too early to do another one,
you know what I mean? It'll get old, stale. I think it's the right decision to wait
for something like that, for another Wow Arc. I think that is the right decision.
Did you see the Afro man lose?
Wait, but I thought he won.
He did win.
How come that chatter said the opposite?
Mr. James, thanks for something.
Where's he getting his news from?
Guys, what game is the song from?
song from you have 10 seconds to answer otherwise you're cheating by the way
Rattler 3 this guy knew instantly
damn dude all right what game is this song from
You're bowling out.
That's right.
You're bowling out.
No, Fortnite was the answer I was looking for.
Some fucking idiot was playing the song in the cafe at work today out loud.
Koreatown Thoughts Is that a song?
I know it's a place, several places.
Am I a crazy frog cock denier?
So, for those of you who do not know,
crazy frog for some reason has a thumb protruding
where his penis should be.
I think it's a penis
and it's kind of weird but like it's it's featured pretty prominently in pretty much every crazy
frog song
shaming the micro penis community
even in the remember when we went to the crazy frog YouTube channel recently
He's got his dick out in that bitch, too, dude.
This one right here, dude, hands up, explode director's cut.
Okay, 14 seconds, 13, 12 seconds in.
He's shaking his ass at the camera with his micro dick.
There's more songs.
Yes.
The guy who makes these has gotten so much mileage out of the ring.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Legendary sample, dude.
I wonder who originally made that like that sound maybe it was him
A frog did not make these noises another part where his dicks out well done
This is AI I think um
One minute 12 seconds. His penis doesn't exist. It's actually gone.
Where did his penis go?
And now it's back at the end of that sequence.
I'm about to go to Karazhan. Can I get a GL? Big M? Only if you've been to the Barons
to pay your respects for the fallen Chuck Norris. You wish. How come this guy, dude,
it's kind of weird that he has his penis out, dude. Have we checked to see if there's
There's like a connection between Jeffrey Epstein and the crazy frog guy.
and
Are you guys ready for gamer time?
Hold on, I'm uninstalling some games real quick.
I'm watching your fear and hunger vods. Why do you keep ignoring their penises?
You must be watching Fear and Hunger 2, where it is slightly less advantageous to target their penis.
In Fear and Hunger 1 we were a prolific penis slicer.
A prolific penis piercer.
Here a chug about Chuck Norris passing.
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Boomers famously insulating their children against the horrors of the future by the way.
Thank you Chuck Norris's wife.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
you're so tough thank you thank you thank you take off slow mode and content
king get new mods got it you get around us if you were still kicking
Bro is stalling.
Nah, I think in his old age, like at the age of 87, when he died, he would probably be praying to God that God comes and roundhouse kicks me.
And I guess we'll never know how strong his faith was.
Um...
Because he died.
Wrap it up, Dolmer. Click play.
Shut up, man.
Bro, what a waste of you still.
Guys, 30 million evangelical Christians stayed home instead of voting, dude.
That's kind of fucked up.
You know that 100 million wild players paid their respects to Chuck Norris and the Barons today?
There's been a number up, by the way.
We do have to turn off slow mode we got too many people in the chat bros chat am I sigma
I can't do it here. Well, maybe I can't. Hold up. Don't forget the fedora. Don't worry,
We're gonna get fatted up, dude.
Fedora dove.
This is not a democracy, kiddos.
Your fate is in my hands.
I'm logging on these other trash streamers.
I gotta use someone's PC.
I got a Jester Max for a second here and changed my mods.
Fuck!
There's literally one in your house?
Yeah, that's for gambling. That's my gambling PC.
It's the PCI use per gambler the room with the closed door
Well played chatter well played
On mod
Yeah, let's see what we got Alec Johnson crusader moderation is dictatorship the free market will decide
Let them be free and the views will trickle down second around me's an NPC
Second amendment weapon damage increased by 50%
Um here we go dr. K
Yeah, we we good
Holy fuck, the chat is flying, dude. They love me, dude. They really love me.
Oh my god.
You need strictness?
Do I know?
Dude, Rexar's gonna be pissed, man. We fired him ass.
I forgot what I was doing.
Oh, no, we do speak to Gerard.
Chat, is the stream scuffed?
Chat, am I cook chat?
Go work your content, bro.
What's up, bro?
I'm waiting for my Coke plug to show up.
He's usually around here.
I know that fucking pussy's dodging me bookstore quest first
Hi, bro. I'm big enough 30 K like I promised time to work your magic
Fucking fuck. Yes, dude. Okay. Hold up watch this
Hello, yo, what up this is the White House. Yeah. Yeah, I'm with the Kate and Brent Lee management team
bro who'd you call let me talk to him no dude trust me it'll sound better if
your manager talks to him otherwise you just doing some cringe ass self-promotion
hello yeah this is the kid and Brentley management team listen no bullshit I
know you guys been scouting for the next influencer interview to reach the
kids and shit now listen I got a huge opportunity for you my client Caden
Bentley is the leading streamer in Los Angeles right now with over 50,000 consistent viewers daily
Now of course the president could continue interviewing with gamblers and crypto grifters or he could interview with the Kaden
Bentley the content God
Okay
No fucking way really I mean, okay, I'll hold dude
They're gonna ask me to the fucking president. What are you fucking serious? Don't choke, dude
I need you to not throw this. I'm dead ass, dude
Yes, hello mr. President Cornwood
This is the Caden Bradley man of a team a little boy loves his story. You see you watch them all day. Holy fuck
Okay, yes, as you might have been told Caden is very interested in interviewing you look. I'll make it quick
Yeah, listen. The Kid and Ross interview was a flop. I mean, everyone's been saying it.
Bro was just meat riding you live on camera for a whole hour. I mean, he was doing tricks
on it. That's really nasty. There are kids on the set, you know. And the Logan Blake interview?
Again, more dick riding. I mean, the people want to see authenticity, and not that fake
ass shit. You're gonna need the support if you want your third term. What do you
say, Mr. President?
Well, you make good argument.
I say we make it happen.
My team will be in touch to plan the details.
Fuck yes.
OK, thank you, Mr. President.
We'll see you soon.
And graduate yourself.
Holy fuck, did you hear that shit?
He said he knows me and his son watches me.
I knew I could fucking pull this interview.
Easy fucking clap, dude.
I told you I'd hook you up.
Time to mug on Caden Ross, bruh.
You ready for this shit, dude?
The present's gonna be here soon. We gotta prep the interview room and shit.
Okay.
Hell yeah, dude. Let's do this shit. I'm fucking hyped.
You know, I think I'm gonna write an executive order that every meal has to be supersized.
Holy fuck, bruh. This interview's gonna take my stream over the edge. I hope Gerard chose a fire title.
What the hell is this talk of edging, son? You rolling or what?
Yeah, I'm always rolling. It's like an endless sabbathon type shit.
Hell, I'm so damn impressed by kids and your generation just knowing how to do a damn broadcast.
Your own little TV station and everything, that's impressive shit.
Nah, I'm kidding on TV. We on twinge.
hell whatever the hell it is even better I guess you know alternative new
sources are finally bringing power back to the people I'm tired of that damn
mainstream media bullshit controlled by them the lefties you know all their
woke bullshit but whatever it is I can tell you're a smart one glow see that
chat got all you gatter is feeling dumb as fuck right now even the press glazing
me well you know as you know I'm running my third term this year I want some
intelligent young you know men and women boys and girls like yourself to
vote for and to save this country yeah we smart as fuck chat way smarter than
Katie Ross bot-ass viewers hi yep yep my Tayden Ross you know at first I thought
you and him were the same person same same name and all he was a nice kid
he was. He was one of the good ones. He started laughing. Bro was a
glazer, we get it. If people wanted to see some cuck given
gifts and worshiping you for an hour straight, we'd pull up
the Fendham special on OF. Chat wants to hear someone ask the
real questions. So when are you releasing the Epstein files?
What in the hell is this? I thought this was gonna be some
nice little interview. You know, Kate and Ross already
give me a whole damn x-truck and a damn gorgeous beautiful Rolex by this point
bruh I said I ain't Caden Ross bruh bros a fucking pussy answer the question were
you out there with Diddy on the island son the Epstein files were hoax they
ain't never been existed media is just trying to distract you from the
important things I'm doing to help this country okay and I don't think I need
to remind you and that I saved all slipslop after it was banned and
Without it ain't none of you kids would have had a place to do your damn TV shows no more
It would have been fine, bro. We would have just moved to red mode. You got to stay off that red mode son
That application is funded by the CCP. You know, oh damn. I didn't know it was made by pedos
My administration is also keeping this country safe. We already been deported over
You know 300 million illegal immigrants just in this term. Wow
Yeah
Instagate drama. Yeah, that dude's a fucking loser on God. What you hate the most about him?
I feel you. Oh, no. That's always trying to slander eyes me and call me washed. We don't beat the accusations together, bruh
I click twice by accident. He's also planning on on
repeal in my America first bill which is all you need to see he hates America
senator bones the damn commie and you got to remember if corn could the corn
would my new hundred percent tariff on all countries is already bringing
industry back to America don't you worry they're gonna pay for it look at
Canada their damn economy would be nothing about us insult Canada I'm
with you on only good thing Canada's given us is DJ toenail they're more
like a pet I would say you know like a little dog and a friend you know now they say dog is man's
best friend you know so maybe it ain't a dog maybe maybe it's like a gerbil or something but
it's time that they learned where their place is and they pay us a little bit of gratuity
hell canadians are pansies anyway you know they won't do a darn thing about it it's about time
america takes full advantage of of weak nations so we can reach our full potential interrupt him
Bro careful my chat's gonna get jump-scared by all that talk about employment. We want to hear some tea bruh. When's World War three starting?
Well, you know we can talk about foreign policy on the play right here. I was on the phone with a
President of Iran, you know, he's a he's a weak man. I feel like if you call him that I call my boy really
And gave him an ultimatum
I said you got a hot all efforts on the nuclear
program or America's gonna take action mock him bro I know how you can show
me mean business send another trillion to Israel oh yeah yeah it sounds like a
terrific idea I'll make a post on the fact social right now and after this and
then I'll tell them the new terms of the deal bro be for real you can do better
than that do you doubt my strength as commander and chief son you tell me
What would convince a young man like yourself if you aura farmed you got to
get your aura up bro you in debt right now you gotta show him you still sheriff
of the world well it push comes to shove you know we indeed will show Iran or
military might okay you can count on that and call him a pussy again man bro
you still just yapping like a pussy do something right now that ain't just a
threat and a just some useless ass zitter post. Hey, you wash your damn mouth, okay? Using the
damn P word against me. Fact is, our military might is so powerful these governments will obey
no matter what, okay? Strong leader knows the power of fear. Doubt is authority. Oh, so basically
you're saying that you don't even do anything. They're just scared of our army and not you.
Oh, hell no. I'm the president. I am the face of this country. I'm who they fear.
Bro, fucking prove it then.
I will.
Yeah, hell, since Iran refuses to cease their nuclear program, I, President Cornwood,
am declaring the war effective immediately.
Fuck you, Caden Ross. The president just declared war on my stream. Beat that shit, bitch.
the hell that's right you see that son I don't just bark okay this dog bites too
the hell is that it's a dad gum shit show out here bro I think you pissed them off
oh god oh my back oh it's a terrorist attack freaking damn dad gum iranians they're gonna pay
for this one sir I'm getting word that it wasn't the Iranians Canada just declared war on us
no good damn maple syrup chugging french speaking parasites they don't know what the hell they just
started get me the hell out of here
What?
Breaking tonight, the conflict between Canada and the United States continues to escalate
with no sign of resolution.
For the first time since the Vietnam War, a nationwide draft has been put into effect.
Thanks Mitch.
As you can see, the battle is ongoing and brutal.
Canadian leadership continues to stand by their decision to continue war over President Cornwood's tariffs and his mockery of their nation
Reports have said that Canadians kill Americans on site, but I think we should be safe
Dov you're reporting on the Gaza war line on maggots finally a war stream
Line up with your platoon
Yeah, we got a mountain boys
I gotta find some content
dude it's my it's my mod dude it's it's dream I don't know who that is or that it's my teacher
pyro listen up you useless worms now the Canadians have pushed us back to the base we're in
in the worst damn position of our petr-sucking lives.
They are winning, but we have a very important asset.
That maple syrup chug and moose-love and no good Canadian that cage is our prisoner, but
he's not just any prisoner.
That is their pansy-ass Prime Minister's son.
He was out joy-riding in a tank when we captured him, and his life is what we promised
for our temporary survival.
The Canadians will not attack our camp as long as we have it, but we can't stay
here forever.
got a shipment of new troops on the way and when our forces are replenished we will strike
big harder than ever. Up until then, you're to stay sharp, watch that damn prisoner, and
inventory our resources. Now move, maggots!
So it jets on show dead bodies.
Oh, hey. Wait, it's you. I didn't recognize you at first. It's me. scheme. Do you
Remember me well of course you do I mean you made your whole career from me and
destroyed my reputation and now no one fucks with me so you got what you
deserved bozo grown-ass man playing mineshaft you should have seen it coming
I know you're having a quarter-life crisis but whatever you do just please
don't try to do music it's fine I got a dog and made an apology video about
the importance of mental health I'll make it come back soon yeah I'm sure
you will bro. Anyway, gotta go.
I remember you. God remembers all things that have transpired.
This is the guy we got arrested. The guy who was speaking at the Twitch
Companel with zero people watching.
Sorry, who are you?
Who am I? Who am I? If you are lucky, I don't smile you down where you stand.
I am your god!
No, you don't look like Digimane.
Enough maggot your disrespect will not be tolerated. You will soon realize the error of your ways
I'm just messing with you, bro. Lighten up. You're a god and all that. Yeah
Yes, I am a legend a god
Holy shit pyro software you're in my platoon
Well, if it isn't broccoli cut I see you've taken your stream Academy knowledge to the big leagues
You're welcome.
Thanks for that elite ball knowledge, bruh.
It got me an interview with the president.
That's why we're here at all.
Great, so I caused this war.
I should have known. It's always been about me.
The butterfly effect.
Well, suppose it's time.
We were drafted after all it's time to do time to do what Americans couldn't do in the 1800s
It's time to end this once and for all dude. Can you believe this shit? They're not even gonna let us fight
Where's here to clean rifles and count fucking ammo? It's bullshit. We'll see some action, bro
Don't trip the press let me stream the war so the world sees how America don't fuck around
Kaden, you just streamed a general saying that the Canadians are winning, dude.
We're fucked!
We're totally fucked!
If only they'd let us fight, I'd been thirstin' for Canadian blood, to watch the light fade
from their fuckin' eyes as I cut their throats.
You and me both, bruh.
I had an interview with a fuckin' president, and they tried to kill his ass.
I could've been banned.
Those fuckin' pussy fucks, dude!
All because of some stupid tariffs!
We need to get outta here, dude.
I don't know. Maybe we should wait for another shipment of soldiers to go with. We'd be cooked alone.
Hey, weren't you just hurting?
Bro! When did you lose all your aura?
L.A. turned you into a fucking pussy, man.
Alright, fine. I'm gonna recruit like three more and we'll have a full five stack to go out there.
Oh, I misunderstood. He wants to sortie out there and kill some Canadians.
Fuck that, dude!
Yo, can I manage your death squad?
obviously we gotta get pyro dude this whole stop killing soldiers initiative is so
backwards dude eat my entire ass anyway wanna fight in my death squad just don't
roach out and ditch your group this time please alright anything as long as I
don't need to work on my game dude no shot Michael eaves you fucking
vaporized fuse clan bruh how are you not locked up right now they pardoned him
uh well obviously they caught me but they realized my technology would be
useful in the war against Canada I'm here to put some new weapons to the test
kind of bum we got a weight though well we ain't want to wait either we
sneaking out want to fight in my desk squad sure why not I'm bored I want to
test out my new tech all right Jonathan well I'll be darned how
It's great to see a fellow Patriot here. You know don't you? I told you the Koreans were behind all of this
It's the the store owner from the first zone. She had good to see you again, bro
Wait, what do you mean Koreans though? We're at war against Canada. That's what they want you to think sure
But it's still the Koreans behind it. They've infiltrated the CIA and set up this whole war commie bastards
We could use that patriotism out there Jonathan. You want to join my all-american death squad?
Sure thing. This is the war Alec Johnson always prepared us for and now it's finally time to fight
Let's rock
Come on dude, we need a squad if we're gonna yeah, man, they were down. I think we got enough backup
Let's fucking go dude. I'll meet you up there then. Just don't let the general know we're leaving
Shouldn't you be counting ammo private quit bothering me general Kona
Chat, am I a beta?
Good morning, Private.
Yo, Imma just head out there and check out what's good.
We were ordered to stay put. Only reason we aren't dead right now is because of our prisoner.
Anyone who leaves, the Canadians shoot on sight.
Well, uh, the general actually ordered me to go out there and be the peace guy or whatever.
or whatever like a messenger do you think I'm stupid private please bro I
need this my mom is kind of homeless I live with my dad I want to help her out
damn that usually works
how do we distract this guy
I'm losing my freaking sanity, bro
Like that 360
10k for mr. East good. I'm team East
No, we don't let him free. Haha. You're all totally fricked you can't hold me here forever
My dad's gonna make sure you're all hang from the CN tower
listen here freak you're gonna tell me everything you know I'll know if you're
lying they hired me straight out of a Guantanamo Bay sure our forward operating
base is located at 48 degrees six minutes 30 seconds West 80 degrees six
minutes and 36 seconds or would you prefer that in decimal degrees that would
be 48.11 latitude minus 80.11 longitude I could also drop the coordinates of our
M.O.B.
Fuck, chat.
What the hell are you talking about?
Haha, buddy, you Americans really are stupid.
Is that the best you have?
Try to rage bait him.
Yeah, well, hockey isn't a real sport.
Heh, tilted?
Haha, American comedy, almost as bad as your military, eh?
Couldn't beat farmers in Vietnam.
Now y'all can't beat the nicest people on earth.
And Drake ain't beating the Pito allegations.
Hey, shut your frickin' mouth about Drake.
He could outwrap thousands of Kendrickson as sleep.
If I get out of here, I'm gonna kill you first.
No one disrespects our goat.
Yo bro, I'mma be real.
I'm kinda with you guys.
Drake is the goat for real.
You Canadians got it right.
Fuck America.
That's right, that's our goat.
He's THE goat.
Like, he's the greatest goat of all time, eh?
What do you say about me freeing you?
I can even give you a gun and you can blast your way out of here.
Our little secret.
Hey, you got the key? I thought your general was keeping it.
Good call, bruh. I'll try to grab it off him.
Chat, should I stay here or go somewhere else?
What are you doing? Quit sneaking around!
Ha ha!
You found that key yet?
I got the key, bruh. You're trying to make a scene though, right?
Oh, you better believe it, Krody.
I'll show him what Canucks are made of.
Bet, bruh. Chat, get ready to clip this shit.
That didn't go how I planned, eh?
Someone did the prisoner back in his cage, dammit!
There's no one at the gate.
Wall is distraction.
There they are.
The boys.
Dude, we spoke some guns on the way out, but look what else is just sitting here!
Bro, that's a fucking tank.
I call dibs!
Dispute.
Bro, hell nah.
I'm streaming.
Tank POV dude. I don't care. I called dibs. You don't even know how to drive a tank. I'm driving it
Bullshit, bro. Like you know anything either. I got this just hit the gas and steer. No, bro
This uses a t-bar control. Also, this doesn't use torque spikes
So you got to know how to modulate throttle control while keeping track tension balanced
Otherwise, you might share a drive sprocket tooth. Oh the fuck you know all that shit. I'm autistic
Okay, fine. You drive it. You better not crash that shit
Fuck yeah, grab a gun and let me know when you're ready. I'm gonna hop in the tank
You know, I think we owe it to the Canadians to pick the flamethrower don't we?
That was a World War two reference or one I forget
I'm ready!
I'm set, let's fucking go dude.
About to stream the best stream ever seen.
Let's go Mr. East, dude. Dr. East.
I
It sounds kind of like a band from a...
Shut up and jam guy.
This is kickstart my heart.
Wait, he licensed it?
I told you I should have been driving you drive like a dumbass and now we've got no tank
Hold on we need a post-game interview. What was it like driving the tank?
What's it like burning inside a tank is it like when you fell in the lava during your eight failed mine shaft speedrun?
If you die you'll still have gotten like a 4-1 KD pretty good way to go out
I can't jeopardize my stream success to retain an untrustworthy tank driver
You drove the tank and took my stream content Gerard. You used it against me you'd have done it again
Just admit it
I know I know
Your yard you good
Damn rip the goat chat F's and chat for Gerard. He went out like a champ. Oh
My god
do not trade on me did someone say run
Hehehehehe
Dude, the physics
I don't think I have HP
if
Shit! That was the content we needed, dude! Ugh, what the hell is that? Fuck, I think
We pissed them off dude guys. I'm pretty sure those are nukes about to be launched. We got to stop them
No shot is that PVC
What do I do chat I could save the country right now, but one day wanting PVC would be fucking content dude
You know you must do
We'll find P.B. so you can hear me.
Stop the nuke!
You have been streamed, yo, talk to God!
Caden Brickley, your time has come. Your suffering has ended, my child.
Who are you?
Your child? Dad? Why the fuck did you leave me when I was born?
In a way, yes, I am your father. I am father to all life. Though I've never abandoned you, my child,
I see all and have accompanied you every step. And I'm here to accompany you now, at the edge of the afterlife.
No, Chet, am I still alive?
I fucking died!
Someone tell me you guys got a clip of it at least.
Link it, I wanna see.
You will reflect upon much more than your death, my child.
Before I decide whether you are worthy for the kingdom of heaven, you must reflect on
your life and be judged.
Oh no.
Hi bro, light work, I'm God, on you, I was always wholesome as fuck.
You will account for your choices. Every word, every deed, and you will help me understand why.
Because from where I stand, you have a lot of explaining to do, Kayden.
We will begin at the start of your training career. Much is revealed in how one treats the mother who bore him.
When your mother confronted you about your drone, and you took your words too far,
you chose to double down, instead of giving her the apology she deserved.
Bruh, I couldn't apologize in front of chat.
I would have lost so much aura.
She would understand.
Then began your antics out in your humble town of Maplewood.
There, you met a child in front of a hoarder's home, helpless and desperate.
Whether it's her selfish intentions or otherwise, you helped her and confronted her abusive
father.
Giving hand and voice to the helpless is an admirable endeavor.
Bro, it ain't that deep. I just needed content. And bruh, Assman Mold was content.
Of course, this was only one of the reactions you took in Maplewood.
Truth or form, you instigated conflict between innocent employees at the Maplewood Community Center and the owner of an outdoor store.
You took advantage of his beliefs and set in motion a heated competition that led the firearms to be discharged, endangering the lives of the innocent.
Innocent you'd go punish Jonathan then I wasn't the one shooting the guns wish I was though
You were directly responsible for that young man Aaron getting fired from his job by your hand his path is broken
You sabotage his career and in that room that followed he fell into addiction and longed at the streets of LA without a home
Bro, everyone was in LA
Damn, I should have hit him up for a collab. He was in the very homeless and campaign behind your Los Angeles home
Oh shit
The moment that revealed your true nature above all others was when you encountered the man tied up in a basement dungeon.
I forgot about that guy.
Uh-oh.
Chad, am I cooked?
Though at first you were excited to use him for content, you did help him make it out alive in a timely manner.
For the record, we only did that because...
If I continued interviewing him in his prison cell, we would have gotten banned.
So.
Sorry I couldn't stream that dungeon content longer chat.
It was fire, but that dude had to come first.
No homo.
But that was only the beginning of your deed, Kaden Bradley.
After your success at TwitchCon, you moved to Los Angeles to continue your antics.
Hold up, are we just gonna skip over the fact that I exposed a pedo?
Give me points for that.
You did indeed, Kaden.
Though it may have been unintentional, your actions led to Skeen being punished for
his insidious nature.
Now, let's examine your more recent choices.
Bro, I gotta be straight with you. You're kinda putting my chat to sleep.
Can you wrap this up, know me?
Do you not take this matter seriously, boy?
God stands before you, reviewing your life, and you only care for your...chats?
Yeah, pretty much. I already got everything recorded in VODs. I don't need this recap.
These final chapters represent you as who you are more than anything else.
Caden, upon these final acts, your worthiness hinges.
Now explain your actions.
For as all-knowing as I am, I cannot myself understand
what compels you to do the things you do.
In Los Angeles, you turn murder into fear,
chasing quite wild lives or lost.
You vandalize patrol cars, obstruct the justice,
even stole and tampered with evidence,
which then brought you to the lair
of the cultist culprits.
Yeah, and then what?
Go on, bro. Tell Chat how I expose those chugs.
Enough, boy!
Do you take pride in what you did?
You committed mass murder that day.
Yet you feel no remorse.
Bruh, and they didn't.
They were killing streamers left and right.
Why don't you judge them instead?
I judge each and every one of them the day you sent them here.
Shall I also send you down where I sent them?
Nah, bro. Don't gotta do all that.
Heaven sounds way more chill.
Now explain yourself honestly, I may be all powerful, but my mercy can grow as thin as it does now
You turn the fuse and online TV houses against each other marring a friendship killing innocence and ruining the life of the young Michael Eves
Why?
Be honest. I don't know it was funny
I was eating that shit up. It's been made very apparent that you do not stop to think about the consequences of your deeds
And you're a drunk induced haze, you murdered homeless people in the camp behind your home.
I was the chosen one, Unk.
Fuck was that supposed to do?
Not bring balance to the row?
Not only that, but you deliberately kept king-fitting thorn in ignorance of the violence that was to come.
Your complete ignorance of the morality of your actions is quite concerning, Kaden.
When you learned about Donnie Somali's reign of terror at the Japanese restaurant,
restaurant, you chose to follow in his footsteps, mocking and disrespecting cultures, and for
what?
It's not like I was actually going to Korea or whatever and doing all that, it was just
pranks bro, ain't that deep?
It's as much when you choose not to idolize the paragons of selflessness and purity, instead
emulating the wretched and the shameless.
Of all the things you did in Los Angeles, this battles me the most, reckless and
distracted driving leading to the near death of an innocent man and so many others.
Bro, extra Amelia does it.
I thought looking at your phone while driving was normal.
Judge her for starting the meta, Unk.
After meeting your goal in Los Angeles, you interview the president of the United States.
And though you are not directly responsible for Canada's indignation, you actively
intended to instigate a war.
Jesus.
Why?
To ho on Caden Ross, bro. Come on. You know what it's like to have an arch nemesis type shit
You got Satan
Dude, if we just sat around we would have lost the war I was pulling myself up by my bootstraps type shit
Walking in and giving Canada a firm handshake. It was Gerard's idea. Anyway
Speaking of Gerard, did you truly believe that letting your friend perish in a burning tank would escape my notice?
Fucking stole my tank content, bro. Chad didn't get to see the tank POV once. He wanted to be in it so bad
He did it to himself, bro
I'm at a loss for words, Caden
And after wreaking havoc on the battlefield against official military supervision, you
had a choice to make, stopping a nuclear war that would kill millions or fighting a strainer.
And is it any surprise that you died in your way to fight PVC?
It's almost as if the universe decides to punish you getting there.
So did someone avenge me or were my teammates useless as usual?
Are they going to do it to him dude?
How about you guys?
something more important like one of the weeks would often kill millions the
answers yes by the way oh man there's far too much for me to excuse and these
were merely the highlights only I know what else you've done for that you will
not be allowed to be treated to my kingdom
Bro, fuck this rigged bullshit.
I didn't have a choice for most of this.
I had to do it to farm the viewers.
No one told you to start playing this perverted game of club chasing, Cayden.
Everything you've done has led you here and now it will sink you away from here.
I'll do anything, bro.
I'll stop streaming forever.
Please just let me in.
I don't even like my chat.
Bye, Kaden.
Ah! Ow! God! Ah!
Oh
Wakey wakey little screamer
Well, look who it is
Caden Bradley, how long I have waited to finally meet you
From the day you picked up that drone, I knew you'd end up here eventually
I was 17, bro. Why were you wanting to meet up with me? Why is everyone trying to groom me?
No, little streamer. Your fate is much worse than that. Today begins your eternity of suffering
and damnation. Chat, I think I'm cooked. Cooked, grilled, broiled, roasted alive.
all that and more until the end of time first we'll wake you up so you can feel
every last nerve of yours first game I don't even care bro this supposed to be
the torture I'm supposed to be breast about we're far away
barely the appetizer that was you all underestimate the pain that's to come
Let's see how far we can stretch this content.
Oh, what the fuck, chat?
Why am I getting viewers for this shit?
But you'll hate watching assholes?
They're finally seeing what they and I have wanted for so long!
You're getting what you deserve!
We're only starting.
God, you guys liking this shit, huh?
Yeah, laugh it up, I'm a fuckin' mole cow, whatever.
Ah!
It's more fun than I could have imagined!
Only torturing Jack the Hurtie could entertain me as much as this!
How I've yearned to watch your skin bubble in hellfire!
Wait, that was a big viewer jump that time.
Where were you guys when I was doing card openings?
They were nowhere, because no one ever loved you.
You're a laughing stock, cattle for them to mock.
Fucking shit, that hurt.
But I think chat like that's stretching more.
Stretch me further this time, no homo.
What?
Careful what you ask, poor boy.
You have no idea how much words it can get.
When your limbs break off and outrissen.
And do it all over again.
Over and over and over.
Whoa, that was a big one!
Did I get raided or something?
What up guys, I'm getting tortured by the devil type shit.
Go on, keep going.
These guys got a slip-slop attention span.
I don't want to lose these new viewers.
Do you not understand your fate, boy?
This is forever!
There is nothing
and no one to share joy with.
Pain is all you will know.
Now, burn once more!
Oh, haha.
Chat, did you like that one?
Or do you wanna see me get my shitblown smooth off?
One million subs and he'll do it.
No!
This!
These are the most disgrossiating things you can experience.
The only thing you should possibly be doing is back at Cloride's end.
Quick, broad next thing already.
Let's rapid fire this shit.
At this rate I'm gonna break every twinge record ever.
How much longer must I go?
Until you understand that your viewers mean nothing now you can do nothing with them
nothing no collapse to have no
Fine shit to crack only pure misery for you to experience alone
Forever the fuck cares, bro. I'm like either biggest streamer ever now. This is all I've ever wanted
This is a hell for you. Hell for you is irrelevant. No. God sent you to the wrong place.
Is he going to send us to the void?
He's never known what's right anyway. The only punishment appropriate for you is to take your viewers away.
What the fuck does that mean? You can't do that for all they want to watch me.
I got just the punishment for you, Kaden.
I will send you back in time to the beginning when you had zero viewers.
A cloudless, viewerless purgatory.
But rest assured, I'll let you keep all your memories.
You can only truly suffer if you remember what you lost.
That is deadass stupid! I'll just grind my way back easy with all the knowledge I have about the future and shit, become a fortune teller streamer type shit.
it.
I would make it that easy.
Yes, you'll remember everything, Cajun.
But every time you try to open your mouth to speak of what you know, you'll find it
impossible.
You'll try, and you'll try, and wonder why you can't say the word you want to say,
watching helplessly from the back of your mind as your body roams the earth.
Your existence will be reduced to screaming inside the prison of your own mind, with not
a soul to hear.
All with no viewers.
That is your hell.
Well, Chat, I hope you enjoyed your stay.
Looks like I'm about to fall off harder than Ninja.
I knew this would be fun!
Bro, we in hell!
Oh my gosh, it's here!
Oh my gosh, it's here!
No! It's here!
Okay, okay, okay, oh god, oh god, chat?
Here! Talk down again!
Wow!
For ever, for ever, chat. In the past, you had to give-
Oh, fuck!
Mike dust, Mike dust, Mike DUST!
Oh hell no, I'm the president, I am the face of this country, I am who they fear.
You Caden Ross, the president just declared war on my stream, beat that shit bitch!
That's so stupid.
What the hell is that dude?
Dude, no, I can't say that shit.
Oh, don't give me sardine on those damn gays.
What the fuck happened to my taboo-boo?
That's a limited edition twinge one.
Jolie?
No, I don't want to suffer it.
Jolene, you're my mommy, sick-sad.
If I'd seen this man from there, this was crazy.
Jolene, you're my mommy.
And before I stop speaking that foreign language, this is America.
What you get for filming Porto of me?
Crazy you goddamn commies
USA USA
On behalf of the Department of America
Stand down stand down
It's crazy
Even Bradley 1v1 me pussy might end as well right now. They were America Canada war right the fuck now
Okay, fight me pussy
Royal roasted alive
I knew this be fun
Is it good good Satan good say
Do you do it more insecure and like crushed and scared almost fear
Fuck, I need a new hat.
My hair! I need a new hat! My hair!
Oh look!
Please, just move the camera out of my page.
Hey, please!
I'm actually a nice...
Please move it!
While I was not invited, I'm a loser.
I'm a loser.
Oh, they made an original song?!
I couldn't really make up the lyrics.
He's making me smile!
He's making me cry!
I'm gonna get him!
I'm gonna get him!
I'm gonna get him!
I'm gonna get him!
He's making me smile!
I'm gonna get him!
I'm gonna get him!
Oh, God.
You got it. You got it.
Mike test!
Nice.
New game asterisk.
Meh, I'm good.
I wonder what the good ending is.
I was kinda hoping there would be like an anime fight with pvc, but that would have been sweet.
and then I can eventually kill you guys.
If you could dodge the mine, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Bro's got a PhD installing out content, bro.
Very good.
Very good.
Wow
Dude, I just got like you guys know the feeling you get when you finish reading a book
Or like finish watching like a show dude
Same shit
dude no way the slop gave you that is but it's not slop though
it's not dude why just give side quests so much if you liked it so much I wasn't interested
um guards can you I don't know if it exists but if you can find the the good ending and
you watch it after I take a piss that would be gangster AF.
I'm going to piss really bad.
One sec.
Yes, me Lord.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Chat, what song is this?
Do reach and start.
Zachary Mendoza and Docha and Big Vanny DPS,
seven. Content King masterpiece. Try to load maybe you can load before the choice, maybe.
Let's see.
No good ending available? I kinda figured.
I'm sorry!
Dude, it's not your freaking fault, bro.
It's not your freaking fault, dude.
I think this is the right...
are you sure? yeah it's not their freaking fault dude
oh there is
dub
And I have a gun, how am I supposed to stop?
Try to get to him?
Dude, there's no way you can get to him, bro.
Coblin and Lurkin creeper, leech for 7.
I was able to avoid an explosion.
How did I dodge that one?
That's not possible.
Not possible, dude.
You ought to save when you die.
It's not freaking possible, dude.
Try to stop the nuke ending, I just did.
What's a LIDL game?
Uh, a Twitch referential fan game.
LIDL, LIDL, LIDL.
little
Was a stand for it say a gas station in Sweden. I think
Supermarket dude who fucking cares man who fucking cares the goat died dude
why even carry on bros rip chuck no not chuck what is this gone bananas badge explain
if you know you know I would like to know is that okay are you guys just
gonna gate cube
are you just gonna freaking gate cube dude this gilded banana badge was scored
by sharing a lol's worthy clip during April Fool's week 2025
Lowe's. I do it for the Lowe's.
Lowe's Z.
Play Woman Simulator.
Woman Simulator.
It's free.
It's not even arrow.
That was a demo.
Okay. She's washing dishes.
Give the score already nine out of 10.
Doing laundry.
Play the typing RPG Cryptmaster.
I would if it wasn't so offensive to look at.
You guys know, I love lay typing games.
Hey, O'Bleys and vendor neutral.
Thanks for something.
There's this FMV you've never played.
Yeah, we'll we'll paint this actually.
It looks pretty fine.
Beep this shit out.
Have you tried Glyphica Typing Survival?
Nope.
No?
You fucking hate FMVs?
There's no reason to hate FMVs guys.
Okay.
You guys like movies don't you?
You guys love movies.
You love Marvel, you told me.
You're like, I love Marvel.
Let's go.
I haven't played Glyphica, actually.
Do you guys like Spider-Man?
I gotta download it first. It's fucking 25 giga-berts.
New Jesus simulator in three days. I'm on that ship, bro.
You know I am.
Multiple perspectives experience the story through different biblical figures, including Mary, Joseph, Jesus, and his disciples.
The developers describe how their game uses AI-generated content like this, AI-generated images.
Oh, there's a screenshot of him on the cross, that's cool.
Now he's walking on water, awesome.
Now he's casting summon food.
Last supper, nice. All right.
Hit all the high notes, dude.
Uh...
We need a word to counter-slop.
What's a good alternative?
Soul.
Another four letter S word that's pretty good.
Jam, I'm not a redditor.
I'll stare at this for something.
Goop.
There we go.
I like it, I like it.
I like it, I like it.
Well you guys gotta keep me entertained while this downloads okay?
You chill with that?
I'm preemptively unsubbing from some rimworld mods as well.
I wonder if I could just rock most of these mods, actually.
I'm just going to look at them real quick.
was I mentioned in the game. Yeah, I think they had me as a homeless guy doing the fent fold.
Yeah, most of the mods I have for Rimworld right now are Vanilla Expanded stuff.
There's so many.
Holy shit.
Dude vanilla nutrient paste expanded that's the best mod.
Combat Extended win?
I don't like the combat extended mod.
SOWEY
SOWEY
SOWEY
SOWEY
SOWEY
SOWEY
SOWEY
SOWEY
What does flushed mean?
Like when you go to the toilet you like flush it?
You know what I mean fella?
Download the forbidden mod? Oh, you mean human screams for animals? I already got it. I already
We got that one, dude.
Okay, we already have...
Hold on.
Steam browser, not bad, not bad.
I played Kenji yeah I'm a Kenji fan
what a fucking banger dude
Alright, I got RimWorld prepped.
Hopefully.
We're still peeping this FMV game, though.
Mmm!
Mmm!
That moon moon, what is this?
Oh, yeah, this song's a banger.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
Oh yeah dude.
You should collab with my second favorite streamer.
You being my first Asmongle has great takes just like you.
Okay.
Would that make you happy?
Yo, Mike Will made it, dropped an album today. No one knows who that is.
Finish Umigari Big M, please. I did finish it. Hello? We saw the ending.
I didn't write it. I give that shit a six, actually. I give that shit a six, dude.
a guy in my GIM just spooned full crystal and bofa and 190kc.
Yeah, spooned indeed.
Some of us had to struggle, dude.
Bofa?
What's bofa?
He's not
How do I recognize on the streets a moon moon sub broccoli cut
We like to wear supreme a lot of time that's how we identify each other
Raging erection says a chatter I don't I personally don't do that one
fun fun. Try this rimworld mod. So for our forthcoming rimworld experience that turns
the game into a survival game, I don't want to get too many mods because I don't know
how it's gonna interact but we'll see. It should be fine. That said, the magic mod
would be cool for this particular style. The magic mod is based. What's the
survival mod called? Dude, I'm actually gonna gatekeep it until I play good
Fuck you. I've also said it multiple times.
It's perspective shift. Fuck you. See? There it is.
I socially engineered them into saying it instead of me saying it.
You said it too only to acknowledge my uh success dude we're at 70 percent boys yo you
guys like squid games don't you this game squid games it's it's squid game
It's quit game.
You prefer the beast games?
I'm Jimmy Beast and welcome to the beast games.
me when I'm Mr. Beast?
I
Mr. Beast invite you.
I'm just I'm actually a loser. You guys need to understand that.
Yeah, yeah, aspan mold.
LARPing is a loser.
But I am a loser.
realsies. Hey Big M, can one of the colonists be named after the great Chuck Doris since
he recently died. I think I'll name him, uh, Pfizer. Timer.
Thanks for seven. I'll name him Pfizer. You think you'd like that, guys?
Can you please watch the new Toy Story trailer? No.
Clemson just lost. How is your bracket? It's not looking good, bro.
I got a I got LeBron in third place right now.
Oof. Yikes.
Clemson basketball.
Is this college basketball?
Oh, gee, lexicon makes for seven and kept the scripting one sub guys.
How do you rate the hair today?
By the way, I think it's looking pretty good.
Very fluffy.
Yeah, we got some, we got some motion today on the hair.
We have the hair flick it might not end up as good dude.
Hair so thin it's getting chroma keyed out by my digital green screen.
Hair so thin.
vanishing out of the this plane of existence.
Stalling. I'm not stalling it. We're 85% dude.
I'm excited. I'm excited.
one one steam reviewer said maybe one of the funniest games I have played in recent memory
another steam reviewer said I love being a healing play for 20 minutes but I love B movie FMV cheese
Me too.
you
you
you
you
you
I shook my head, unwilling to mention that dream.
Damn, nice signet ring.
What's the story behind this?
D'oh! Ignore her!
So what? What of it?
Don't want to bring up those dark memories with Della. It's dangerous for everyone.
As soon as I hit the pillow, weariness drags me into sleep where nightmares await.
This is already pissing you off.
I kissed Della and then we went to the bar together for Mark's appointment.
Yeah, you promised that this game you designed would be a success.
We're betting all our money on it.
I just need a little more time.
I promise that I can make it.
But you know they won't give you any more time.
I can't believe you borrowed money from those guys.
Worm Shark.
It will let you go.
All the more reason to take a good look at Gela before I die then.
What?
No, we're tipping the tripple, dude. The music's loading.
You're the one who put our company in debt and you're still in the mood to watch strippers?
Dude, let it aerate first.
What are you doing?
Am I lending me a bit more?
You're a damn sub-jack.
What?
I have no money! You're on your own!
Yeah!
You're the boss!
I see the boss spinning a ring around his finger the ring is in grade with the Conrad
family emblem. Damn you, release me now! Release me you son of a bitch. What do you want me
to do? Well, well, if you don't pee me by morning, you're gonna be peeing with your life. Oh my god, no!
Dude, there's so many.
I guess it's our fault though.
Jack, you need to leave.
Okay, they won't let you go.
They can hear you.
And if you don't pay up by tomorrow,
they might make you disappear like the others.
No!
Wait for me.
Tomorrow we'll leave this place together.
said in text form for some reason throw up
these european ass fucking faucets man look at this shit
dude just catch up guys
Is that me?
The AI phone.
That ain't a mirror!
It's not a mirror, dude.
It's the first time the Conrads are going for president in 20 years.
ever since President Simon Conrad was assassinated. This speech could really decide if the family
makes a comeback in politics.
We at the Conrad's are committed to accelerating the development of weapons and equipment,
to exploring new energy sources, and to supporting charitable initiatives. We aim to build
a stronger and more prosperous country. So hope for me, William Conrad, and I will take on
on the awesome responsibility that comes with being president of this great
nation. What a hypocrite. He acts all high and mighty but he doesn't see us
struggling in the gutters like rats. What a profound commentary on the other side.
Just a shiny facade to hide his own disgusting deeds.
What a file. Shoot him! Kill him with a gun!
When did I get this app?
Is it a negative virus?
When I downloaded porn before?
Hahaha, what?
Our main character is the kind of guy that downloaded porn, let that sink in.
To remove, drag the Driller icon to the uninstall area.
Where?
Oh.
What the heck?
How do I uninstall it?
Hold left click and move to rotate the cube.
What is this music?
Any unobstructed small module to remove it in the direction shown by its arrow.
What?
What a puzzle, man.
You gotta think it's 3D. Gotta eat this dog.
I guess I can just click and I don't even have to look.
Eventually they will be removed.
What? Oh, it's a 2-1.
Dude, I'm doing it! I'm the Joker!
BOOM!
I had a time limit!
The prize is $200.
Not that stupid. I call it bullshit.
Damn, it's... it's true.
My years of game design, I can't help but wonder...
Could this be a scan?
I hope bullshittin' what this is.
Hold left click and move left to accelerate the progress bar.
And release in the target area.
To throw cards into the air.
This is a bar at the top.
I'm the Joker, baby.
It's a good thing we got so much time, dude.
I never miss.
Win!
What a childish and poorly designed game.
A billion dollars?
Sure enough, it's a trap. There's no way I'm falling into it.
One swig of beer from the table and everything goes fuzzy.
Definitely bedtime now.
Is that dick-dug in Pac-Man?
Dad, are you okay?
What happened?
The fucking whale?
We need to protect the honor of the soul. Don't ever forget.
This is what I do in my spare time. I watch white noise.
Hmm, a satchel.
Let's go on the waist.
The hip.
Why, where's Shamu?
Could the person who made this game have something to do with my father's death?
Main character syndrome much? What's the Conrad family involvement in all this?
Oh my god.
Dude, I literally just had a brain blast, okay?
The main character is supposed to be the head of the Conrad family.
He should be president.
You can't be here. Leave all yourself to chance.
Come with me, Della.
I'm sorry, Jack. Don't fight me, Samuel.
Oh my God! No!
Take that back!
Welcome to the world of class.
That's the beauty.
After being captured by the clown and taken to an unfamiliar area your phone is gone replaced by a playing card in a new phone
Okay
That was nice of them. This is a game in quotes, but what exactly awaits me?
We it feels like my eyes are covered. Where am I?
I
Seem to be fitted with a metal collar on my neck
Some sort of device that can't be taken off. I don't know what it's for I told you guys
Dude play the song
My phone is gone
This is an unfamiliar one dude what
That's bullshit! Did I just get kidnapped by the designers of this shit?
From my experience though, I'm not clear with the rules. This is gonna help.
It is not good news.
I didn't hit a button. Such a small card, this is not good news!
For me, since the number on my card is so low.
Oh, okay.
Hey, do you use that app to get here, too?
Yes.
I'm not sure. I got knocked down.
He's very calm.
There's a bomb strapped to his neck as well.
Ooh.
$1,000.
Hi, I'm Leon. I'm a psychologist.
Oh. Hi, I'm Jack.
First time here?
Has anyone been here before?
It looks that way, and once it gets for real, you see their faces when they sell that prize money?
They're already hooked.
Yep, that's like all G101, baby.
But I don't think this is the first time that it's been done.
You've seen this before.
It's the Conrad Family Crest.
The look of surprise crosses Leon's face when he spots the Conrad family crud emblem on
my clothes.
Does he know something?
What does he want?
I'd better watch what I say.
Yes.
I don't know what's going to happen next, but it never hurts to have somebody helping
you out.
True.
What?
Hahaha
Hey, folks, thanks a lot. The game of hearts like you need, that's on my side
Jacket
From game design standpoint, it's best to keep your cards concealed from other players as much as possible
What? Where?
Oh look!
Welcome to Joker's room.
There are 52 participants.
Please take care of your belongings.
Rewards are distributed evenly after each round.
and lucky cards appear randomly in the following rounds. Good luck. The game officially begins now.
Alphabet donuts, please fill the grooves with chocolate sauce within the time limit.
If you go out of bounds or run out of time, you'll be eliminated. Let's start the timer.
Dude, it's goop!
Oh
No, she gooped out of the lines
Can this game actually kill people could this being off the grid criminal group?
How are they really tied to the Conrad's I need to find out what's happening and fast
I'm going to make a prediction, I'm going to make a random prediction, I got to waver
You're dead!
I'm going to- dude.
Random prediction, the person who made this game is Greek.
I'm googling it.
Polish!
Damn, I was far off.
We're gonna play, dude.
It's time to get to Goopin, fellow.
Hold left click to tilt the spoon.
Move left click to follow the circle.
The cursor moves outside the circle. It counts as one failure.
I want to see what happens when I die.
A little bit of goo?
A little bit of goo?
Mr. Silly.
Mr. Silly.
Aw, what?
Lose.
Yeah, we might be in trouble, actually.
Come on, we good, we good.
Is that full?
What is happening go up to stand this turn I didn't read the instructions I was too
flabbergasted about what happened.
Did the green screen, holy fuck?
Please collect the cards from the deceased for yourself within 60 seconds.
Starting from in this round, anyone with fewer than two cards will be eliminated.
Oh, what?
Okay.
To stay alive I must collect as many cards as I can.
Tap to view info.
Close call but I secured one car.
What does it say on the ground?
Something about loving hoops.
Okay, we got the ace of hearts and the ten of diamonds, close call, but I secured two
cards.
Oh boy.
You think he's going to stop me?
Nope.
Close call, but I secured one card.
You took on my car
Wait, do I need two?
Aw, thanks, British guy. Thank goodness, we made it through safely at last.
You saved my life. What's your name?
John. What's yours? Jack.
It's John Jokin.
I've seen movies like this and to be honest, I don't know how long I'm gonna last.
You seem like a nice guy. Next time you'll have my back, right?
Of course.
For sure, I got you. You already saved me once after all.
Dude, we're bros.
What do you do for a living?
Just a ordinary bank clerk.
I'm a game designer.
And obviously anyone who comes here should be in need of money.
What brings you here?
Love, I guess you could say.
My partner is deep in my heart,
I'm charged with embezzlement and now the legal fees are in right there.
God knows I'm gonna marry that idiot, but what can I do?
Not sure about the game mechanics, but I feel like those cards we collected from the start got a matter.
Honestly, my deck kind of sucks. What about yours?
Nothing good.
This guy's just staring at us, dude.
Four of clubs and a nine of clubs.
She's actually showing me, I'm sure she's an honest man, maybe I can trust her.
The sirens were fewer than two birds in a hand when I faced Emily's scheme.
Ugh!
Dude, elbow!
I can't do this anymore.
Please, please tell me how we can get out of here.
Looks like the remaining 49th and 13th of us.
I need to figure out how the rules work as soon as possible.
Hey, you're in the state of Chicago.
I'd suggest that we keep down.
It's very dangerous here, so let's play safe here.
He's not just about to be dying.
Turn on the rules again, if I step on him I might get in trouble.
Then again, he saved my life.
I feel so wrong for ignoring him.
Hmm...
I need this prohibitive during the current period.
Jack and Smith have violated the rules, and will face penalties.
How was I supposed to know?
Oh, we got the death of it.
What do you do for a living?
Just, obviously,
love me.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm just...
just...
just...
just...
just die.
It's great out.
That's enough.
Mind your own business.
Don't go too far.
It's like you're on the same team.
You gotta watch your backs.
This ain't gonna go easy on ya.
This guy's a evil. I can kind of tell.
Hello, Lemon, Chocoball, Home North. Thanks for subbing in New Island.
Lemon, Chocoball, Thanks for subbing in New Island.
Lemon, Chocoball, Thanks for subbing in New Island.
Lemon, Chocoball, Thanks for subbing in New Island.
What?
I heard them call you Jack.
Yeah.
You know.
You're Chinese?
Chinese mother.
My father's with Adam's Chinese.
Hi, my name's Ling Sasa.
This is my bestie Anna.
You know, I'm a Chinese.
I'm a Chinese.
I'm a Chinese.
I know you.
I'm a Chinese.
I know you.
I'm from the Chinese community.
I'm a Chinese.
I'm a Chinese.
Hi.
We need your help.
What's going on?
That's waiting till night when the guards start to slack off.
At that time, you might help us find a way out of here.
Actually, here's the price.
No.
We're here to investigate Anna's fiancee, who is missing and used to be a part of this game.
Look, it's dangerous here, and we need a reliable guy to team up with us and find a way out.
Why me?
Because you're going to help John and I know you're different from the rest of people here.
No, but Lynn, we can't leave right now. I haven't found Jason.
Staying alive is what matters now.
We'll deal with Jason's business after we go out, okay?
No, no. Maybe Jack can help us find a way to find Jason.
you
you
you
you
you
You lying bitch!
I think this should help, darling.
Aw, how'd she do that?
If you look at how half of this spread.
She's from the village!
After Joka!
Ooh!
Hey y'all just get that 10k or whatever?
Nooooooo.
You guys see that?
It's a strong bridge now.
I just feel it's weird to win the money, what?
That money I won by, I can never get it.
Yeah!
The game is just a game.
There's a billion dollars on the line.
Wait I see you're doing nothing right.
So you're a rapper.
I've been involved in this yet, but I've just been late.
Keep this up.
I'm telling you, get toasting before bugging your code.
Looks like you haven't been paid, I did.
Hey, hey.
I'm Smith. What's your name?
Protector, maidservant.
What's your name?
It's not with me, the future champion.
The beauty like you deserve to be protected by someone strong like me.
And what if you lose?
Why don't we discuss how we're going to win later tonight?
you better watch yourself Smith there it is keeping an eye on everything you know
how to do the lake and me
better hold your face up kid because I'll send you straight to hell
I think it means business
why did you help me out son?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
about your drug habit
Saw those stories about you
That's just a rumor, right?
What?
I wouldn't be here if they weren't true
There's no point of hiding it
But I promise you
I can't hear you over the piano
Just sit tight and watch
Why did you stop acting?
I'm a big fan of your movies, Miss Sophia
That's what made you productive
Grugs
I was the biggest star, you know, oh, yeah, just went enough right rolls for me and if that
bastard didn't die
We're talking to ourselves in our head
We're not saying that up that were not allowed
And yet again, we have no choice but to offer this beautiful woman our protection
Now I'm gonna help the Chinese lady
hey you're a game designer right?
I think he is
Have you heard of the legendary hacker Peter?
He named the genius when the global games at award but he disappeared ages ago
Exactly
You see he's my idol he was designing this game and he said nobody could crack and then
he disappeared
I don't know where to be seen, but I found this mysterious code that he sent out, I've
decoded it and it brought me to this app, and I think Peter's connected to this whole game
somehow.
I need to read it.
Okay, Linus.
I'm 19.
Okay, and plus I've decoded many dark web secrets in my past.
Don't counter-estimate me, okay, plus I've got this.
He never said his name, by the way.
wrong. Homeless guy. So funny, sorry.
She did.
Before you become the greatest magician in history, better make sure you don't starve yourself in the next round.
Can your magic help us win?
Of course it can.
If I'm in good mood, my teacher will learn too.
Don't mess with her, she's just a kid.
What?
Have any of you ever...
Can we not let us out alive?
I think I'll ask around some more.
I could get some new leads that way.
How can I cut that guy off?
Pretty rude.
Hmm.
I'm gonna talk to the liver king, I think.
Your age doesn't give you an advantage in a game like this
You know on the contrary it does my old age and being as close to death
You're just a drifter
What happened your finger
Boom, this app got stuck in my glove.
His eyes are closed in the picture, man. That's so funny.
Can you tell me more about Jason's disappearance?
If we're disappeared, Jason showed me this app.
He said I was going to get a big payout, but I haven't seen him since.
I really hope he's not dead.
Could he have joined the game before?
If he's still alive, finding him might lead to some more clues.
Is risking your life here really worth it for Jason?
Finding Jason is all that matters to me.
Yeah, but what about me?
The game designer?
I can tell who is built or not to survive in a place like this.
Am I built for it?
I can't quite tell what you do for a living.
Oh, I'm gonna tell my mom.
It's because I don't have a camera here, just a poor mom with three kids.
God, if I die here, it's gonna happen to me.
Star
He's that to himself internally
He's a reason I'm in this terrible place trying to pay off his debts
I need to win that money at all costs this bitch lying dude
And then you cost, huh?
That's why you're trying to pocket that fork right there.
Interesting.
Oh, it's you!
What is that buzzing noise?
me right well maybe assuming I'm not dead
you're kind of skinny and that necklace doesn't really see you
it's the crest of my family we don't have a lot of food for him from
the village I was hoping if I could make enough money
would help my family a lot
She's evil guys. They're all evil. Only us, the game designer, could possibly survive this
nightmare.
You got a pretty solid build. You reckon a lot?
No. Hunter's mechanic. Got a signature from Java.
Judging by how short he is in the game, he's definitely more than just being a mechanic.
The necklace looks...unique.
He's a veteran. This one. It's just a keepsake.
Ain't nothing serious.
Looks like a signature piece for the mercenaries.
Oh, my God, the mercenaries!
So you're here for the prize money, too?
Yeah.
My daughter Susan is sick, and we need a lot of money.
And towel parlance.
And, yeah, there's absolutely nothing that I want to get back to.
Okay, you can stop.
Put staring at me, bro.
Alright, let's continue.
I feel like we learned a lot.
Lever King can't put his gloves on properly.
This lady is a police profiler.
This is a mom, in quotes.
This just turned into adult village lady.
And mercenary mechanic man.
We're tailing him, dude. He has no idea because we're game designer and we designed stealth levels once.
Suck me off.
You want to team up with me?
Want to team up for the next round?
Depends on what information you can offer me.
If you have knowledge on the game or the other players they give you a few tips
But I don't make friends so easily
Trust is dangerous in this game
I'm so scared and what brings you here to the bathroom psychology pays well
Why risk your life for extra money at this like this?
I'm Leon Conrad
But I want sideways.
Sideways?
She never told me that she was a mob boss's wife.
Ah, that's so tragic.
Aw, fuck dude.
So can psychologists really read minds?
Not exactly.
But I can tell he will be a good friend.
And it will be a future enemy.
And where do I call him?
I'm not sure.
I think it would be best to not become an enemy.
I've done a lot of work for the Conrad family after all.
Sounds like he knows something valuable.
He said to himself,
I think it might be best to see him.
Hmm, okay, let's go to the glory hole now.
I couldn't consider an alliance and give you more intel.
You know more about the Conrad family.
You don't know a friend of the Conrad, it's not much as clear.
Best advice I could give you is to stay out of it.
Move your fingers and I'll be fine in this country.
You can play with fire and you get burned.
Ever thought maybe they'd put you here on purpose?
I mean you slept with the boss's wife.
They can't just let that slide.
To them, I'm nothing, even if I did get out, there's no guarantee that I'd escape their
grip.
This guy's channeling Joker for me.
Sometimes I'll take my chances here, otherwise I could just vanish like the others and I'm
dead without anyone ever knowing what happened.
He said you worked with the Colorado family.
Who specifically?
Who else?
William Pond.
That's the future president himself.
Oh, he said it for me.
Regular folks can't afford my services.
What did you do?
Better not stay here too long.
We had suspicions.
His... his lapel mic got caught.
Don't make a sound.
This is the men's room. How did you get in here?
You've got some nerve, huh?
Aren't you worried they'll find out and it'll be your ass?
I wouldn't be here if I was.
So you're not just here to help your friend and your fiancé, are you?
You're right. I'm with Interpol. I'm here to investigate missing people cases and check on my friend, Anna.
I've never thought I'd end up in a place like this. God, I'm planning things carefully.
If I figure out who's behind all this, I'm gonna crack the whole case open.
Why would you put so much faith in me?
The strongest man care of much.
People's eyes don't lie.
I can tell you're not just here for the money.
You got a sharp eye.
I heard Leo mention something about the missing people.
I think that's something to do with the Colorado family.
And you?
You seem to care a lot about them.
What's your deal with them?
What
Wait
Are you one of the terrorist?
I was testing the car
What
Went through flies 20 years ago
The terrorists who killed the Conrad family's house here all had this pattern on them.
Cat?
Cat?
What did I say, dude?
What did I say, dude?
What did I say, dude?
What did I say, dude?
Wait, what?
I said our main character was the last...
He's the true heir to the Conrad family.
I SAID THAT!
We gotta hide or we're gonna squid us.
Now that's inner-pull magic right there.
Who said that?
Him or us?
Do you think she had like bark spray on hand to make it smell like he pooped?
Where do you sneak it off to?
Where are you in my hand getting this?
Get your mind out of it, gutter.
I just had a little chat, that's it.
You jealous?
So what exactly do you do at the bank jump?
Just a small time credit officer, really.
My job's pretty boring.
Most days I can watch a few YouTube videos and whatnot, but if it wasn't for what happened
with my partner, I wouldn't risk coming here.
I would like to ask a follow-up question, but I don't think I can.
What does this card do?
I think these cards we have might mean something.
It's hard to say.
I've counted the players in the suits.
Since the three discards, I'd say every player has like three to five cards.
Getting more is going to be pretty difficult.
He's a neat financial guy.
Shared with numbers.
Could be a valuable asset.
He did an elementary math.
Why do you trust me so much?
You remind me of my first love.
Told you.
Wait, we can have sex with man or woman.
I've gathered most of the details now, but I still don't know how many cards each player is holding.
Since I can't escape right now, I need to plan ahead for the upcoming matches.
Looks like I could use a helping hand with this.
Out of everyone here, I've identified three potential allies.
A magician's tricks could come in handy for this game.
What?
A psychologist could help me read everyone's thoughts and moods, a profile I could use could
spot the details I've been missing.
Which one should I pick?
Honestly, I've always felt a bit uneasy around psychologists.
Sir Valoran.
I don't know, I'm pretty open about myself.
It's not a big deal if you see through me, but who wouldn't want a friend who understands human nature?
This guy's actually modding, actively over-aparming.
But I do have some expectations for my friends.
Oh? Like what?
Psychologists can interpret anybody's thoughts based on their actions.
Mmm remember that candy drawing game you played earlier? Yeah, I'm emba
But we're doing it again
Why
You guys know what this sounds like
My Goopa, my Goopa!
Ride with my mouth fucking Goopa!
Okay, we're starting over here now.
I feel like you should have stopped at the little, uh,
a little uh...
You think anyone who was in this game played it?
Based on my understanding of human behavior,
I can give you a little tip.
Be careful of Anna and Ada.
Bro, they can hear your ass.
In this game, helping each other is the only option, right Anna?
You have a point.
But how can I be sure you're the right partner for this?
So you're looking to put me to the test?
As a profiler, I have seen plenty of killers who are of different attitudes when faced with challenges.
It is usually at this precise moment that I can say if someone is trustworthy or not.
So, Jack, how long will it take you to crack this puzzle?
Why dragon drop puzzle pieces into the oh my god we have to do a puzzle within 15 minutes
Wow
All right, I love puzzles, I love puzzles, do you think?
Wait.
The song sucks, play yeet. Dude, yeet's so 20, 2012 and dead.
I mean, I guess we could try to do legitimately, but...
I did not sign up for this shit, bro.
Make me do a puzzle, will you?
Right here.
Man, I thought that was a...
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Rage baiting?
What?
Are you fucking stupid?
Oh, you guys are doing the thing where like you're like
Your self-worth is tied to your ability to like do a jigsaw puzzle. You know who else
What else does that?
Your dead-ass grandma dude. She's dead cuz she hated you
Let's be clear about that she hated your ass
She gave up the ghosts to remembering their failure of a grand kid
Fuck you.
Lil' I had a beard, man. You fuckin'-
Dumb as hell, man.
Where's the clown begins?
Me when I'm the clown? I'm the clown, baby!
I'm a declown, baby.
How was that impression?
I'm not going to solve this in time.
Dude, how do you know that?
mods put up a poll is that chatter should that chatter step in the traffic or not
thoughts where's this go this clown like it is
let's do the clouds first
there you be
What?
Um, Squidward?
Um, Squidward?
Um, Squidward?
Should, uh...
Eh?
Nah.
Wait, this one's not even in there. Oh god.
We have miscalculated gravely.
No, no, no, no, no, where's it?
Uh-oh, this is Clown Man.
Um, guys?
I'm starting to think we might be dead. I don't know if we have extra pieces
What do you bottom left got it
Nope
Oh you
We've assembled Clownman mostly
I'm the Joker, baby!
First I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle
We're in garage with door closed on.
Oh, we got it.
It's a Tesla? Yeah, obviously.
Why am I moving these? Hold on.
First time doing jigsaw? Yeah, I could do myself a bit of a jigsaw pro. I, I typically uh, I like to do the uh, the tournaments around Massachusetts. I'm in the Massachusetts Jigsaw Circuit, myself.
Oh fuck. Right here. Right here. Sorry.
Where you going, buddy?
I can't believe we're doing a freaking jigsaw puzzle, dude.
This is more clown, I think.
Hmm?
Yeah, right there.
I'm the clown, baby!
Hmm. I can't believe he ain't done made us do this, bros.
A freaking puzzle.
Ain't we got better shit to do?
Nope.
Nope.
So you can technically just drag them anywhere and it will count.
A valid strategy, by the way.
Hmm.
I think we gotta start doing clown.
What?
It's not supposed to be there!
Wait.
Fuck, wait, right here?
I'm the Joker, whippies!
I'm the Joker, whippies!
Where do you go? Nope
Nay nay
Nay
Now, where's the...
That'll be it.
That'll be it.
That'll be it.
That'll be it.
A flat edge means it goes on the side.
Dude.
Taunta, dude, I can't be taunta.
I've experienced this time and time again with puzzles and video games.
Look, if your sense of self-worth is moving to that self-worth is to solve puzzles like this
in like it got like two minutes like your competitive jigsaw puzzle assembler
dude good fucking shit bro I am proud of you okay but everyone thinks you are a
loser everyone's at the club everyone at the club laughing at your fucking
nerd ass bitch straight up we'll stop you know locker be become anywhere
They're near us!
They got lockers in the back!
The magicians are pretty picky about their programs.
The magicians are really careful, huh?
Well, ever since I was learning magic, my dad always said a magician needs to be quick on her feet.
I can't, uh...
I'm a partner that has slow reflexes.
So what are you saying?
Can't finish the game quickly.
Maybe we should just forget about it.
Now complete the remaining tiles. Match.
Wait what?
I'm the matchup, baby.
Yeah.
Uh-oh. Wait. Does that matter?
Gee, I sure hope not. There's literally no downside in just like clicking everywhere.
How do I solve these?
Maybe I am doing it wrong, but the instructions were not clear.
It said to match, now connect all of them, match.
Anyways, like I was saying, me at Tony's club, the bottom being, then the back dude,
actually low-key low-can you and Lee clowning your nerd jigs up as less every day, dude?
Every day
What?
Okay. Wait, we can just skip this. We solved this wrong, by the way. It did matter. What
order we did the bit um uh-oh
Oh, a rut-row.
I don't have a time limit on this one.
He beat me.
So here's the scoop.
John has three cards.
His highest one is the Queen of Hearts.
How do you know?
In magician, Jacob really good.
If she's told the truth, then John isn't as genuine as I thought.
She's lying.
Liar!
Run, roughly three!
Run, run!
don't look at me
Hey, this is like 7th scam though.
Yeah, why?
You really...
You got the rest, dude.
What are you doing?
I'm stuck on the last bit of code that Peter sent over.
I just can't seem to understand it.
Let's see it, bro.
The signal's bad, so a lot of my device functions are down.
It's not even on, bro.
It's not even on.
Relic.
Is it referring to the organizer of this game?
This can be a key clue. I need to get some thought.
oh, we're deaf.
After talking with George, I head back to my bunk. Thinking back to what I heard at the
restaurant, what's Rick hiding? I'll go talk to him.
I got a feeling you're not just anybody.
How did we find this guy's name on him?
I got a few years on you, and they taught me plenty
Exactly, that's why I'm hoping we can team up. It's always smart to stick with someone who knows the ropes
You know what I made it as far as nothing the guts
In this finger
Doesn't sound like a fun memory
And listen, I need a partner who's not just bluffing
Think those fingers are for years or pretty quick of course there
I saw his finger. Yes it was.
Ooh, I would love to play another game.
Oh my god, now the bar is moving. That's insane. Oh, no!
catch me and I might lose my life for getting to trouble.
Why is he called Jack OS? Are we a robot?
This decision will reshape the entire story.
Let's leave dude.
We're Man of Adventure Jack OS. I'm the main character and a video game designer
by the way
kill him
oh
That work a lizard? Yeah? Have we even made any progress here?
What? Dude, by the way, my stream's not lagging.
The video is choppy like that, like...
The Gerardia music.
Smash the keys!
Okay
Where do they film this? It's just like a hotel. Oh
My god what a close one
My grandma's cabin, you know
My grandparents had a cabin kind of like this one with the uh these walls the paneled walls or whatever dude
Holy moly
Dude it is Torario music
Oh my god
Holy fuck, close one.
Fortunately at the one time I made a game about sneaking around.
What?
Wait, did we succeed or lose?
Oh, she's praying.
Jesus Christ! Just get the hell out of me!
I can't believe you actually came for me.
I was just joking, you know.
I'm looking for the Chinese lady.
I don't want you getting hurt. Just be careful, okay?
John's asking about how I arrived.
I said I was simply checking out the place to see how far I could wander.
I warned them to stay inside because guards were patrolling everywhere outside.
Oh my God! How am I supposed to find out if Jason's even here then?
We're being watched like hawks. And you wanna go out there and search for someone?
Don't tell me you're gonna go ask the diamond shape cards where he is.
are you your turn give it to me leon maybe we should focus on getting through
to the next round the two of us might be enough
Dave don't underestimate a pretty woman I might just be your best partner here
I'm going with for a mugging Leon I'm sorry
I
See the red light on the surveillance cam over there teach me bro when it turns green the guards footsteps stop entirely
And those short ten minutes have made several rule-breaking moves
And the AI doesn't notice anything and the guards don't rush in
In short
When the light is green nobody's watching
What you will thank you Leon psychology, thank you so much
Jack, John says you're a game designer. Any chance you can get me out of here? I don't want to die in here.
I can't help you right now, but I hope you can make it through E-Trans safely.
I swear to this during day.
Thank you, Jack. God bless you.
She's religious, guys.
We gave her chocolate. That's just the kind of guy we are, dude.
What? Is someone robbed them?
Oh, did you see my cogs?
Where's he choking us?
I've got your cards!
See, I've got them right here!
I have your cards!
I've got your cards!
I've got your cards!
I've got your cards!
I've got your cards!
I've got your cards!
I've got your cards!
It's him! We were all in our beds except him.
Dude, it was you, bitch. We know it was you, man.
Jack. Is that true?
No!
No. I just got back from the next door and they died.
I'm sure it wasn't Jack.
Maybe it was someone else.
Let's search him and find out.
No one's laying a hand on him.
Or you'll have to gear with me.
Oh, thank you.
Protective Interpol, lady.
Who's totally into us.
Right next to Lucas.
Jack, are you sure you didn't see anything you came in?
It was dark here. I couldn't see a thing.
Kids, there's no time to argue.
Whoever stole the cards,
They're also going to have extra badges.
We should all have the same amount of badges.
How about we put them out in the open?
And whoever has the most badges
is the most suspicious
Just don't go ever-
But how can you show that no one's hiding their extra badges?
That's our whole proof.
Yeah.
Badge kind of won't decide who lives or die in the next row.
It doesn't matter who's still down.
Either way,
I'm not sleeping tonight.
And if anyone tries anything, I'm not playing nice.
Yeah, let them know, dude.
You look a little bit nervous.
Are you the thief?
Smith and Lucas probably have some useful items on them.
No guards have come for the bodies.
Let's search while they are distracted.
Let me snatch something quick before anyone notices.
Might need it down the road.
Yo, loot these guys.
Also, she had two cards, but she died, is one of them fake?
The magic temperature card fight on Lucas might come in handy.
The fuck is that?
Dude, we got so many cards now, after clicking on her more one.
He said action in the background dude!
Ooh, nice switchplay.
I just realized, you know like all the audio being muted is probably the director giving
direction.
It makes sense now.
Like right there it cuts out probably because they're talking to each other.
You must be working together and you're getting you up on me because I'm alone.
Dude shut up man you're so dead.
I'm not gonna argue with you besides I prefer arguing with men because then I can kick their
ass after.
His rap career will never be realized.
Holy fuck dude.
What?
Yes, the whale.
No, I'm not kidding.
That guy isn't Chinese.
Yeah, our dude just lied about that.
I just want their demons!
Jack, I'm not mine.
Jack, the honor of the song.
I always fight for sugar.
Get lost! This is my territory, little brat!
Shhh.
Did you find anything when you went out last night?
Cards everywhere. I didn't get very far.
That's all?
What else do you want to know?
You went to the next door.
How's Anna? Is she alright?
Aside from being a bit anxious, she seems okay.
What are you doing?
She smells good. I've never seen such a beautiful Asian girl before.
Even though it isn't the time for daydreaming right now, I've got something to say to her.
You're so beautiful.
AHHHH!
Whatever comes next, we can stick together till the end.
Wait!
You said you read the files on Edward Conrad's assassination.
Did you happen to see the name of Gula Suleiman in there?
You know about this case?
Please, share the info with me.
Just see the name, but what's your deal with him?
Find out the truth, and I'll tell you everything.
Then you better hang in there. I think we'll make a great team.
The mysteries in this game just keep piling up.
Did Lin, Xiaosa, and I have a chance to learn more secrets?
Lost in thought, I drifted into a deep sleep.
Starting to look forward to tomorrow's match.
A wonderful day has begun.
Good luck, everyone.
The anger is deadlier by the minute.
The remote in your hands holds power over life and death.
Yours and someone else's.
But in this twisted contest would anyone really trade it away?
And when does the nightmare finally end?
I've never seen such a more beautiful Asian girl in my life.
Welcome to the Jogal Museum.
Please follow the history of Jogal, please follow the history of Jogal,
find a new control that lasts the whole life,
and confirm the stock of Jogal.
If it was not for you, the death of a baby is now.
Please, destroy the toys in the land over life.
Okay.
Is that a box cutter?
Turn by my nails.
So, there's a camera on the screen?
Looks like it's gonna take some time to figure out
Jack you have to hurry the countdown's already started
Nice desperation sorry Jack. I'm here first
You guys best be looking somewhere else. We were here first obviously
So what?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm gonna make you know one.
So I suggest you don't waste your time on me, and hurry and look somewhere else.
Why do you have to mess with us? This place is huge.
I don't think you're going to survive in this game by tagging along with him.
He's just a game designer.
The more powerful someone is in this game, the bigger the target they become.
And there are plenty of folks who want to see him die.
What the fuck did I do to you, bitch?!
Forget it, John. Let's just move to the side and check things out.
Come along the 13th Doctor Who. We've got...
...poys to find, I think.
I couldn't really understand the voice.
Wait a minute. Looks a bit unusual.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well, I mean this one looks like a person.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ooh, that's a soft spot buddy.
An ugly cloth doll seems to be of no use.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
a strange cloth doll bro that is not cloth you can see the sheen of the
fucking the plastic or whatever the fuck that is
This face gives me the creeps.
Looks like someone else is in the room.
What was the mechanic there?
How did that happen?
When selecting a non-rotatable module, it will appear in red.
Okay, I clicked start game.
Now let's click continue game.
I love that noise.
That's my favorite one.
Yippee!
Maybe I should quit game design to come on electrician says the achievement I just
Yeah, man, maybe it's that simple
Very ordinary clock bell doesn't seem to be related to the remote control
Well, I sure do not know what the purpose of this game is I missed it
And honestly, I think it might be funnier that I don't know
I don't know who's it is, but it's a solid start
Hey look
Found a key don't know what you're roommates for though. Why not try the room next door first
Don't let the mercenary see you like this bro. These muckers you gonna take them from you
No, I don't want to step on your toes or anything, but before you go a Hulk mode on that door
Mm-hmm. I don't give the key a shot first
That that's that is game designer thinking right there that is game designer thought process
If you're gonna open the locked door
We gave you the kid now. You're not gonna let us in all right
I'll let y'all in but just make sure that if y'all find anything in here
You don't even think about stashing the way
Last thing y'all want to do is get on my bad side. Okay. I will stab you
I need to be careful around this guy.
He does not seem like a good person.
He heard that.
He heard that.
Ho as o-o.
Hmm, where shall we look?
How about right here?
It's a rotary phone.
Transponder device seems useless
Yeah, honestly my first impression was also ball. I'm gonna be honest
Drink it. God that show is look so delicious. Oh
Man sip it
Tap to select a test tube tap another to transfer liquids between them transfers only allowed
when the top layers of both tubes say share the same color.
Okay.
All right.
Meow, meow, meow.
Ooh.
Mmm.
Oh, it is timed.
Ooh, that's a, that's a straight timer, my boy.
My boy.
Uh, red?
Blue?
Light blue?
Purple?
Red?
Captain?
Yellow?
Which one do we need to free up here?
This one.
Oh no. We may have fucked up.
Dude, we did fuck up. Nooooo!
Oh no! Oh! Oh, would you look at that. That's nice.
Dude shut your bitch ass up you a fuck you dead bro he dead
Can I get an L in the chat for that dead guy?
Fucking loser
Grab it!
Grab it!
You fuck!
Yippee!
I don't know what I did though, so many solvents stored in the special-specimen room.
The clue in Daniel's hand points to this room full of jars.
What?
No doubt about it this remote control belongs to Danny.
Who the fuck is Daniel?
Don't tell him yet.
He does not look like a man to be trifled with.
If he makes it to the end, I don't like her chances.
What do y'all have?
I did find a remote control.
I did find a remote control.
Did you find one?
Give it to me.
How can I be sure this is your remote control and you're not trying to trick me and use it to harm someone else?
It is motherfucker, dude
Sure enough. It's yours
I'll promise to give it to you, but you have to promise me that if you find mine, you'll give it to me without hesitation
Then we can help each other out. I believe in a soldier's word
He's a mercenary
dude this guy hates black guys by the way these people with the only black
people in the jokers game right now dude the 13th doctor
dude he did not even hide it he was like no so the picture on the phone
shows the keys location so I'll need to check under each surveillance camera
We will save time if we search separately.
Please let me know as soon as you find anything.
You good?
You good, blood?
But the but a Donnie J Trump that Lee Jesus Christ they were straight from the game designer
There's nothing here it seems my remote control was already taken you should ask them did you
find yours no my clue is a carving knife I think it should be in this room did you
find anything? Nope. Not anything here yet. There was something on the shelf outside. What
number are you? Seven. And yours? What George found isn't yours. Better wait until you find
yours before we talk. They're just trying to pit us against each other for this game.
We'll be much safer if we can be honest and help each other. We have to work together
Whether I find yours or you find mine
We can all return them to each other right away
I'll even tell you that I found a remote control, but I need to confirm your numbers first
Don't tell him anything guys
He's tricking us into something on the main character
In the hero
I'm six
I'm ten wait, she's not George. You're in luck. It's like you won the bet
Um, I'll, uh, I'll trade you this number one for that number ten.
There's no need.
It's all up to you whether you give back, there's no need.
It's all up to you whether you give it back to the original owner or not.
That's none of my business.
So good you said it twice.
You really are a great guy.
I promise if I see yours I'll get it back to you I swear.
I still have to look elsewhere.
Maybe I can find someone else's.
Oh my god, you are a bunch of jackasses!
What happened to her?
She's just out too much.
It's about time.
You all need to hurry.
Hey, we still searching?
I guess I haven't found my name yet.
Hello, big sperm-o? What a boy, man.
Looks a bit creepy, but serves no purpose.
Are Indigo thinks we're sub-in and Generic thinks we're sub-in?
Thank you.
There's a fucking lantern, dawg!
A broken old lantern.
Useless to me, though.
Hmm...
What about this that we've already searched this, dawg?
What the fuck?
Click the screws to remove them.
Click empty screw holes to place screws back.
Victory's achieved when all planks disappear.
I can only remove three screws?
Or what?
Right, this isn't even a puzzle.
I'm just destroying this thing.
I'm a vandal.
I'm a freaking vandal, dude.
Does he get it yet?
Oh my god!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I would have had this jigsaw puzzle solved in one minute at minimum!
Well, as I took away the remote control number three, angry shots are up from the nearby music box room.
Yes, I better check it out.
Just give it to me, we're all gonna die.
What are you waiting for?
Don't find this crap.
Men ain't shit.
They just said they had eight as one.
And, trust me, they're totally lying.
They only said that because they saw you had one.
And you were trying to con you into giving it back to her.
The goal is for that nonsense.
They named her Lolita?
is this what you're looking for eight is mine Rick she wasn't lying at all damn
stupid girl you just kept your hand we're done for it we're done for it they
say listen you don't give us our moats right now I'm gonna wreck yours killer
and then we'll perish together oh there it is
Guys, she's 18, they made sure to mention that.
You don't want the number 9-1, do you?
Sorry, before I rolled in here, I already had a clue about someone's number.
And from what I heard, I'm guessing this number 3 remote control in my hand might actually be yours.
Am I right, Sophia?
Oh darling, you're just right on time.
Jill, we need to sort this out.
HALT!
HALT woman!
And then, you can give Sophie hers.
That's the fair way.
Jack, know what's good for you.
Rick and Melita are weak.
They're not gonna make it very far in this game.
Helping them isn't gonna do you any favors.
This is a game of survival.
Sentiment won't save your skin.
This decision will reshape the entire story.
I want to kill you, so.
I'm hearing a lot of breathing right now.
So, is it they can hear me breathing yesterday by looking at me breathing?
What the heck are you doing?
Well, don't forget.
This is a game of I die, you die.
Fewer competitors only means that I've got a better shot.
Oh, Jack, you're way too naive.
If my guess is right,
that destroyed number nine remote control should be on us.
No! Why did you do this?
Oh, why did you do this?
Sophia, you bitch!
Nice.
Ow!
Chill out, it's almost time. This is no time to fight.
Did you find a remote control?
Nope. Had enough of the silly game.
Just disgusting to be here.
Listen, no matter what, let's just pass this level.
My life is like a video game.
Found your promo, Ramon, in the puppy room earlier.
Awesome. He's right.
You gotta do what it takes to stay alive.
Check this out.
Lenny, spot your number 6.
Before we swap, just a heads up.
Don't be fooled by his appearance.
Jack, you think you know is how we want you to see him?
We're out of here!
Can I see through that?
You can't know anybody in this game.
You might be peaceful now, but you could easily be enemies in the next round.
This is friendly fire, ma'am.
Why don't you take him out now?
He needs less enemies.
You and I could team up and be much stronger.
Come on, Blaine.
Jack could easily be more trustworthy than Leon.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
You're running out of time.
Cut the crap.
Just cooking?
Second.
Second.
Stop.
Three.
Two.
One.
You were supposed to get off, dude.
Well, time to watch someone get electric due to their gas.
What is happening?
We got the death note music dude.
The signal receiver chip found on the guard could be useful.
It's a SIM card.
An SD card. You won't be needing this.
Where's that quote from, chatter? Why'd you put quotes around them?
The pouch found on the guard doesn't seem to have anything useful inside.
He said never opening at once
Okay, man
Like a putters that ribbon away so so we had a measure 15 seconds to them back to go
These gloves found on the guard seem pretty useless.
Why are they letting you examine it?
You can't hear it because the piano is so loud
even though I turned the volume of the music down 20%
but the director is screaming at them to sit still.
I've been in security room. I closed the camera. What's going on here?
Isn't it obvious? Someone killed the guard with a carving knife.
Oh...
Carving knife.
I was doing that because you didn't want to do the carving knife?
Does it?
It can't be Jack.
He was with me the whole time.
The carving knife was in a box, flying with the remote control.
Anna, Anna, grab it, and we left the room, right Anna?
If you guys think I'm suspicious, let's go to the security room together and clear
my name.
Yeah.
Director Yelling, are they just gonna like watch the footage?
They can do that?
I thought we were doing like a who'd done it.
Dude, what the fuck is happening?
they just let them on their computer at the murder bloodsport game oh my god
And
And
And
And
And
All right, whatever, turn.
Anna, don't those eyes look familiar to you?
I mean, she's wearing those pants.
She's in Jason's confused.
So, what are you going to tell him?
I'm going to tell him this.
What?
Is it obvious?
There are two guys on the screen.
One is George and the other is like a little dude that's following him.
It must be one of them.
Well, it wasn't me. Lynn can tell you that.
Yeah, George was with me the whole time. It couldn't be him.
Who's to say you're telling the truth? You could be working together.
And the person behind you is clearly not Lynn.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
Anna was the one behind me and after I left I have no idea what she done up to
but she does look pretty suspicious.
Wait are you saying that Anna?
Look at her pants.
No way.
Look at her pants.
If it was Anna, she could have been killed.
Jason, right?
Jason?
Who's Jason?
What are you guys hiding?
She keeps looking at the camera.
It's none of your business.
Okay?
But anyways, where was everyone before that guard got killed?
I mean, Sofia, I don't recall seeing you at all.
Don't you even think of blaming me, okay?
I was with Ada the whole time.
It all doesn't matter.
Judging by the size of the dead guard,
it would have probably been very hard for a woman to have done it anyways.
If it was Anna and it was Anna
Personally, I would have went for the neck
Stabbing the chest is kind of risky all the time
Our killer was probably no professional. He knows because he's in some personaries short man. You think
judging by heights then that leaves only our wobbly elder Rick and
John
Who no one can account for while we were all out?
Well, we all came back in here and John was last to roll in.
That's not what happened.
I was in the superiority room.
My clue was here.
I don't even kill spiders.
Makes me think I could kill a person.
That makes Jack our prime suspect.
His clue is the carving knife.
Jack and men are totally in this together.
And you just perjured yourself against each other.
So our main suspects are Jack and John's.
But I don't think Jack's that kind of person.
Can you get me chocolate?
You see him when they want him to see.
They'll let your emotions clog your judgment.
This game can make people a son of a...
Wait, he's the grizzled better.
Why not?
He's played these games a little.
I saw Leon come out of the puppet room after Anna and Lynn and I left.
He probably off that guard's car with none.
You guys don't understand this at all.
It doesn't matter who the real killer is.
All we have to do is vote off one person, and we'll all be safe.
We're friends though, right?
No, no, no, Leon.
We're not voting innocent people out.
That's murder.
Who cares?
Isn't this game just about surviving?
About skinning your teeth?
no one's gonna stay innocent forever you're spending a lot of time Leon
trying to find out who the killer is not maybe you're the one pulling the
strings behind the scenes I agree I'm sure some of us might have some
opinions as they would might be Jack I don't think we have time to know who
the real murderer is it's you if we don't vote someone out like right now
we might all end up dead together look at her pants look at the pants look at the pants
We have some other risks, you can see the pants in the fucking video!
You still have time to backtrack.
Why would you show it to me?
Say your own skin.
Join forces with me against John.
And play yourself.
Bro, we're already teammates.
You can't vote for me, I didn't do it.
Jack, now is not the time for compassion.
Only bloodletting.
Jesus.
Don't lose your only chance now.
I can't.
Yep.
Thanks man.
Thank you.
Bye.
Just remember.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you, bud. Just remember, people can flip quick.
So, you better look at saving your own skin, first, Jack.
Jack...
I trust you.
Because we were honest!
We were honest with you!
Wait, what's the matter?
We all have to hurry up and vote or we're gonna die here.
Macho man!
8 7 6
It's a great idea, brother.
3
Get better, believe.
I'm going for John, dude. Fuck John.
Anna chose Sophia.
Wait, who bought it for me?
John!
Wait, he voted me! The guy who was begging me not to vote for him!
him what is I think Sophia is the soccer mom lady there's the other person but it
first either look what is it a who's a done
why is the UI Chinese dude shut up man you know I don't know why it's in
Chinese either bro, but that's not important
What?
Why me I didn't kill anyone you guys can't do this you voted very good jack
It looks like you're learning the rules of the game. He voted for me. You're in my vote Jack
Jack you gotta help me
Don't want to die
You voted for me
Like what I said kids rule and stop to read people in this game
For real.
Didn't you vote for me too?
I wanted to live just as much as you did.
Sorry, John.
There's nothing I can do.
Run.
I can't believe this.
You all just killed an innocent man to save your own skins.
I didn't do anything.
Whatever.
Pretty soon you're all gonna know what this feels like.
And you.
I didn't have to be you.
Still blinking?
Eyes open?
Yeah.
Touch this dick.
yeah touch it oh I might have accused the wrong person he's not the murderer
I don't fucking care he voted for us how would he have known to vote why would he
have done that we made this far in the game what's there we do John said I
I can't let sorrow take me down either, I need to survive.
Dude, what the fuck?
I don't know, because I'm amazing, man.
Looks like the game is about to get a little more exciting.
Why, dude?
What are they going to do about this?
Rule makers must think that we're not motivated enough,
which is not very good for the game.
So, using psychology isn't a problem.
Of course. He's a psychologist.
Dark spectacle.
What spectacle?
A lot of friends have been raising new charges to kill them.
And remember, the devil's got you back.
No!
It shouldn't be like this!
It's just a freaking game!
How did I turn into this?
Ten million dollars?
I don't want to give a nice story, but it could be you, or you, or even you.
I don't want to die here.
My kids are waiting for me at home.
I can't survive without you.
You're doing it right now.
How can you be so calm?
because you figured I had to kill us tonight?
What?
I was not able to cut it.
Hey!
Whoa!
Stay away from her.
Lynn didn't hurt anyone.
Plus, the game doesn't say that only one person can survive.
No one knows how this formed.
Maybe we can all make it out alive.
Don't be so jumpy.
Alive?
Didn't you see the screen?
I mean, one mistake, and we're done.
You cowards!
Oh, you like hiding?
Well, show yourself!
If you want the guts, show yourself!
Open up, Anna!
It's nice to help you.
I need you to stay awake.
All right, everyone.
Listen up.
Fair panic will only thin you to your doom faster.
If you want to survive, you might as well enjoy this wild ride, no?
And don't you forget, while we're here in the first place,
the final press is still waiting on us.
I myself can't wait for the next round.
And the huge reward that's going to be with it.
Hmm.
As expected from the big star, Sophia,
even though you're not famous anymore,
doesn't take anything away from your charm.
This damn game designer is pulling the strings on all of us.
Deciding who lives and who dies,
John wasn't even the murder of the Ace of Hearts,
and yet he died right in front of me.
No, this isn't how it's supposed to be.
We can't let these people behind the game treat us like puppets.
I have to do something.
You're right, Jack.
Jack, they don't say that only one person can survive to the end, so let's say you and
I team up.
My boy!
And it's the cashmere equally.
Yes sir!
What do you say?
Bro.
I don't really care about the prize, but if we join forces we might actually be able
to get out of here.
I would take this, Jack.
If we keep playing, more people will die.
You gotta get out of here.
Jack.
people would die. You gotta get out of here. Jack, I decipher the code. I still
might be able to find a bug in this game. After all, I'm a hacker. And a good one, too.
What did you just?
You'll be stopped from doing whatever you want here. So it's probably not worth
our time.
Damn, you didn't have to crush him like that, brother?
Brother man?
You killed him!
You were as good as you said you were.
You'd have made it out of here already, young man.
True.
As you can see, Jack is a game designer, George is a hacker, and Wayne is a cop.
We have all these people here, and yet none of us can seem to make it out.
Everyone who has tried is dead.
so tell me who can change this game me nobody yeah you're right best you can do
is survive to the end oh you know who wouldn't want that prize money I need to
win that money get my kids away from that jerk
I'll build a better life a fucking transition I mentioned if I go down
here or end up back on the streets whatever either way it's no big loss to
me my wife and my sick kid is reading counting on me to turn this around I
can't just leave them to hang Jack trying to escape might get us all
killed right I mean is she really doing the game and trying to escape isn't it
the point of this game and I can't let anyone boss us around this isn't a game
it's a straight-up slaughter can't you see that I see it Lynn Anna think about
about your friend Lynn. You're such an ungrateful woman.
Oh my God!
Are you falling in love with Lynn?
Yes.
Please, why die for love?
I'm not going to lose my mind with you guys.
You're a criminal profiler, right?
If you help me out, I'll have you back.
Can't say the same for the rest of these people, but
we'll see how it shakes out.
Leon and Ana are remaining neutral and they can team up with whoever seems likely to win
whenever they want.
And then there's Sophia and her crew.
All fired up and ready to chase the prowess.
But I have to figure out the loophole in this whole-
Why- why is the hole in there over there?
He's going to-
Most secret that I want to know.
And I believe it must be connected to the Conrad family.
I'm not about to let them turn me into some sacrificial lamb.
I'm going to expose them for what they really are.
Yeah, where's the village girl look I'm afraid it won't be easy for us to get out of here
safely in this current situation following me will be dangerous there she is
about yourself and not really the most beautiful Asian woman I've ever seen
I believe in you.
I mean, your face has got to be in our hands, right?
You can't just give up.
After the voting ends, we're led into a new room.
We're led into a new room.
The calming tune from behind the door
might give us a chance to catch our breath.
Wait, there's the club!
It's kind of cool, actually.
The Cal of 1926!
It's my favorite.
Hmm, I didn't expect this.
Looks like this place is in bad luck.
Ha ha ha!
Holy crap, this looks like at least a couple of mills.
It feels so great to have all this cash in front of me.
I can spend it as much as I want.
Insane.
The smoke has a strange,
pungent odor.
I feel a little bit
dizzy.
I suspect there's something off about it.
That's supposed to be music in the background? It's like it's being played off of a phone
like really far away from a microphone. What is happening to a phone girl?
Wanna catch me busting a move? Yes, of course. What the fuck is happening?
I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Give me a second.
Yes, Milo!
Now then, let's decide!
The other party on line
With me, the way we've all joined
Oh, yeah
She can't come tonight
To the school, nothing like
So the group out there ain't moved
Oh, yeah
I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as fine
Gotta start the school night
Jumping up, shakin' up, move by G
Don't stop music now
Keep it up, it's your party now
Get a job, dude.
Right here.
This guy actually told me to get a fucking job.
Attack woman?
There's a baby bird!
Ah!
No!
Stop!
enough music here ankles give up he's too fucking good I'm gonna walk up slowly
this is mental terrorism
So it took away all my content, but I spent I spent $350 on this game.
You did not.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I did bro.
Hell yeah.
What?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
How you you bought the fucking deluxe or whatever the $120 version is and then
And then how did you spend another fucking 230?
That's why my wife left me.
Great work.
Nice approach on that.
If you could have a birdie on this hole.
Anyone else look at their credit card karma recently?
White people be like, recently just made some investments.
Mortgage payments are doing good.
Make fun of me!
I'll put it on my credit card.
Let me put that on my credit card.
Do you have anything gluten-free?
Ha ha ha ha ha
Not a bad one
Big smoke
Yo, hey, big smoke, hold up
You guys ready to get fucking high?
Yeah!
Woohoo!
Yeah
Oh
Oh
Oh
Yeah
We got some room now.
The fat babe bro.
We got bad news guys.
my wife's making me go to the hospital
just to be safe
They would ask why, because I fucking accidentally left my gas stove on overnight, dude.
Care if I smurf snipe you?
Um...
Look, man, do it if you want.
If that's what makes you happy and you're poor in pathetic, miserable life,
then you have a League of Legends smurf and you want to snipe me,
someone who has only 100 ranked games total, ever.
And probably five percent of your playtime please do snipe me because clearly you are so joyless in the rest of your life that you need that pick me up and I'm willing to give it to you because losing a game of League of Legends in the end means nothing to me.
Okay, but if it means the world to you that you will do well on my stream.
I will gladly Jesus for you I will die for your fucking sins you despicable loser.
Fuck yourself.
Don't post that clip of me on LSF yesterday and I was looking at the comments and one of
them was like, lol, this guy didn't have a career before after the GTA RP drama with
XQC or whatever.
When I Google image search moon moon, the first thing that I see is that, right?
But when I google image search myself, and I don't do that often, forever, really, um,
this is what I saw.
The very first thing that I saw.
This is what I saw.
Why'd that guy fucking lie?
Why is he a liar, man?
Got bouldered.
Fucking you, dude, man.
in a side cock bro the boulders were rolling down there dude that that was a
should have sealed that shit
here's where backwards guys
What is happening?
Who's here?
It's me, Austin.
Describe your emotions from this game.
It's difficult to parse.
The Wildermen. That's a good one.
Like, I don't even know, like, these are obviously...
This is obviously the rules for the game that I'm about to play.
a game that I do not know the name of.
A game that was prompted to me
after I chose an option in the game
to speak with the clown lady.
Do it honk. Yeah, that's how I feel.
Ready? Go!
I don't know what that is, we just got to get it.
Okay, do you want to play a game with me once you win the treats I have waiting for you
You are simply irresistible. Delights you are sure not to refuse.
Oh, we're playing Rochambeau, dude.
Always paper.
Always paper.
Always paper. W.
That's a dub right there.
the
way
the
the
the
Let's do this.
Hot mail model?
Sure, you, Rob.
We're pouring hot wax on him.
I love your work.
I'm just a game designer, Lynn.
It could never work.
When you have to wake up, when you have to wake up.
Thank you, Jeff.
Go check on the other girls
You guys ever see one of those faucets where they come down from the top of the faucet
This is cool. I love
you
you
you
you
you
I used to run a squad that used to get rid of all those terrorists.
Yeah, what do you say?
Get a couple more drinks.
Tomorrow's not promised.
Are you brave enough to take me up on this challenge?
No.
Don't mock me.
I don't want to be embarrassed.
Come on.
Cheers.
Cheers.
I might have stumbled upon some useful info, so we should find some time to talk.
Yeah! Oh no, he's back on the streets, man!
What a crazy day.
Yup.
According to the file Lin mentioned, the person who is likely responsible for
assassinating the last terrorists in the Qadirad family is my father.
So Fia says her lover is probably the one who provoked my father with the presidential
itinerary.
Daniel, who used to work for the Conrad family, is part of a mercenary unit focused on capturing
terrorists.
And the terrorists is just us Sulemens.
Why?
It's a different voice, Bob.
Why are we, the Warriors, protecting our family, yet we're labeled as terrorists?
The Conrad family commits countless despicable acts and gets away with them.
What exactly have we done wrong?
I will find the truth, expose everything, and I will never let the history of the
The shambu, buddy.
The game goes on forever, a cycle of violence with no end.
You can't stand seeing it repeat.
Can't imagine how many lost souls still believe it's their only hope.
Yet they don't realize, dot dot dot.
They are just lambs to the slaughter.
Jack, I got a signal.
It's a relic again.
this time there's an extra word boomerang what a club of boomerang what does it mean
I don't really get it either maybe it's boomerang club not I don't really know
it seems Peter wants to lead the recipients to a certain place
I don't know if you guys have noticed it, but if you listen, when the audio goes out, there's
like a faint audio track that is constantly playing and it's like people talking to each
other.
I guess we'll have to wait till next time to contact Peter.
Peter!
I can't bring you into this.
We can't do anything until we figure out everything.
I'll go finally on in the other room first.
Peter!
Peter!
I can't bring you into this.
We can't do anything until we figure out everything.
I'll go finally on in the other room first.
I'll go finally on in the other room first.
Maybe he can give us some clues about this game.
Since that's what you've designed...
...do you what you want to do?
It seems that Lin is disappointed in me.
Why?
In this situation I must think more about myself.
Even if I have to survive by stepping on other bodies.
After all, this is a man-eat-man game.
That's not the same!
If somebody experiences game designs, if I want to survive...
your game design experience doesn't matter to you.
But with the current discard pile
in the big screen of dead existing players,
I don't have an advantage in terms of cards and chips.
I think I need to have a private bet
to get more cards and chips from others.
But it's a bit risky.
Maybe I can go to the other room first.
Well delivered.
We don't need a reshift on that one.
based upon my experience with game design.
This is a 9mm.
Gun.
We've already done this.
This is literally the same fucking thing we did earlier, dude.
Nice try.
Based upon my experience as a game developer, I'm well acquainted with the mechanics of a stealth
section. And right now, I need to stealth.
Oh.
my life is like a video game I forget the next
lyric to the song trying to get all the coins so level up and win
Leon still has the mood to have sex at this time.
He deserves to be chased by the mafia.
There are only three women in this room.
Can't be Lolita.
So must be Sophia or Anna.
So you're going to give me that card, right?
Don't be greedy.
There's more important things right now than regular cards.
Wait, what?
So you're saying that Black Joker has a beard?
I'm an expert in human psychology.
As soon as they pass the cards around,
I saw it all over her face.
Hi. Who is she?
Very likely, it's Lynn.
Who's there?
It's me, Jack.
We got a lot of balls.
What if you get discovered?
We got some balls too.
That woman just now.
Who knows what's going to happen tomorrow?
So I didn't join my time?
By the way, I heard you mentioned that you once did experiments with the Conrad family.
Is this what we should be talking about?
Talk about it.
You know he's got it.
What do you want to know?
Listen.
It stopped.
It's about George.
His watch received a secret code about the seller.
Maybe you can provide some clues.
A seller?
That does ring a bell.
The psychologist Z and I did some work for the Conrad family way back when.
He was working on a different experiment.
It was shrouded in mystery, but I did peek at his report of curiosity.
He was doing some sort of experiment to try and instill loyalty and remove memory.
The subjects of that experiment were never seen much.
hmm it seemed they were being kept in a cellar somewhere for the experiments it
seems that these experiments must be related to this game those subjects may
be missing vagrants then Jason must have become one of the guards after the
experiment
I guess those experimental subjects may be related to this game you're
You're overthinking it. Have you ever heard of the Lucifer effect?
I just did some minor mental conditioning on mercenaries, make them more ruthless and
loyal.
It seems that Leon really knows nothing about this game.
What?
Better think of something else.
He can hear you. Stop saying it out loud, dude. He can hear you, man. He's right
there.
I'm just asking out of curiosity.
Don't worry about it.
Curiosity killed the cat, didn't it?
Especially when it comes to the Conrad family.
Seems that Rian doesn't want to tell me much.
I'll think of other ways.
Whatever you find out in the end, just be careful.
In the face of absolute power, the only thing that you can ever do is to strive for the
greatest benefit for yourself.
There's another way.
George's watch can find bugs in this game.
As long as the game can be cracked, there's a possibility of getting it alive.
I know this because I'm a game developer.
Jack, I didn't expect you to be so naive.
You don't think they know that George's watch is broken?
Oh my god.
Everything is under their control.
And they're just having fun with us.
A little piece of advice.
According to the game, you can report George and get all the cards that he has for yourself.
I
Already have enough cards in my hand. I'd rather see you become stronger
And we can join forces
WWE thanks for a hundred months. I just heard you say that the lucky black Joker has appeared and it may be in Lin's hands
Is that true? I
Didn't say anything
Now you saw that mind your own business
back and think about it. Yeah. Think about it and whatever you do, be careful.
How funny would it be if that last line our character said was supposed to be like internally and he responded to it anyway?
The number of cards and chips in the following games are very important.
But with the current discard pile on the big screen and the cards of existing players, I don't have an advantage.
Find someone for an underground game.
Steal Lynn Jouza's Lucky Card Undercover of Night.
Let's do an underground game.
I need to find someone to secretly trade cards with.
and Rick are top picks at the moment.
Now, who's the better pick?
Rick?
Rick must have accumulated a lot of cards
since the game started,
and he didn't spend any at the bar.
He also has a lot of chips.
He is a big fish.
Besides, Rick used to be a gambler.
If I use my chips as bait,
I think he'll be willing to bet with me.
How did he know that he used to be a gambler?
I'm lucky to be back alive tonight.
Hey, Rick, would you like to play a game with me
to celebrate my survival. These are all my pets. If you win, they're yours.
Oh, kid. You don't want to bet with me. I don't like to play it small.
So if we're gonna do this, how about...
...explore all your cards? How about that?
Blackjack Game.
This game is played by two people using a standard 52 card deck without jokers.
Your goal is to have a total value of your cards be as close to 21 as possible without exceeding it.
If it exceeds 21, you lose.
And this game cards from 2 to 9 are worth their face value.
K, Q, J and 10 cards all count as 10 points.
An A Ace card can be counted as either one point or eleven points.
At the start of the game, two cards are dealt.
One card face up and one face down card.
You may draw one more card at most to decide the outcome.
Wait what?
If you choose not to draw your reveal your cards to compare values.
I get to draw one extra card.
We can only hit once.
Wait.
I'm not actually playing!
Yeah, maybe I am.
Hmm...
Hit me.
And two, an uncanny psychology to posk.
Thanks for some-letta rad.
Hell no. We always had the 16 boys.
You lose, Ken.
He didn't shuffle the cards.
You brought this out yourself.
Jack has less than two coins in hand two years out.
Hey kid, you're not gonna fool that little trick of yours.
I'm not stupid like Lucas.
You lose kid, and now you gotta pay the price for getting caught cheating.
Jack has messed in two cars in hand so he is out!
You guys think we always pull the same car or what?
No...
Dude, it's the same freaking card!
You fucking idiots, of course it was always the same card, so we just can't beat this guy.
Rick must have accumulated a lot of his-
Who's my-
My sp-
Fights.
Forget it, I'm not betting my life on this just yet.
Seems I need to find another person to test this on.
How about that?
How about what?
How about what?
How about what?
Leon once said that Anna and Ada are very dangerous and Ada has a habit of stealing
According to this inference that was never said Lucas and Smith's cards made out to be Ada
So three kids cards. It should be of great help to me
Moreover, she is very short on money even in the previous bar session. She didn't spend much
If I use my chips as bait, I think she'll be willing to bet with me
Wait, they had to buy their own drinks in that bar. I'm lucky to be alive tonight
Hey, Ada, would you like to play a game with me to celebrate my survival?
These are all my chips and cards. If you win, they're yours.
You like causing trouble. You're plotting something, aren't you?
Are we gonna lose?
I just want to win more chips to please Lynn. You know what this woman is very hard to deal with.
What?
You better be careful Romeo. I'm not going to go easy on you.
Okay.
Wait, you guys hear the music?
Dude, easiest dub of my life in coming, dude.
Oh, no dude, but she's got a six to
cheating
Wait, she's got a 16.
What?
What?
No, Jack, please.
Take all my treasures.
Just leave me two cards.
Please.
My three kids are waiting for me at home.
I can't die here.
You're dead.
Please have mercy on me.
I can't die here.
I can't die here.
I can't die here.
I can't die here.
I can't die here.
I can't die here.
I can't die here.
I can't die here.
I can't die here.
There's a mercy on me!
No!
You killed those guys earlier.
Yeah, but you were just pitiful when you stole Lucas and Smith's cards you murdered.
You deserve this.
Isn't this Lucas' magical coin?
I guess I was right, she was the one who killed them.
I got less than two cars in hand. So she is out nine pairs
Leon actually has a mood for woman in this situation, but he's made some contributions
At least you let me know that Lynn has the black Joker and
Z's experiment is most likely to serve the game
Then the mastermind behind all this must be related to the Conrad family
It's us guys and survival proves that he must have passed the last competition
even if I win the game I can't leave here it also means that even if I had
more evidence I wouldn't be able to take down the Conrad family it seems all I
can do is when the breeze for a live and then find a way out freeze free well
I'm so sleepy now oh I think I'm gonna get take a little nap a roue slash me
steals everyone's cards while they're sleeping
Okay, so she's wearing the same pants to the person who killed that person by the way.
Jack, I sure don't want to come to my side, I believe in you, Leon and I will be invincible, come.
Wait, she voted for Lynn and I did?
Did I miss that?
But you're waiting for a rope?
I know you were trying to seem over this one of you wall street rope.
There's no other seats over there.
There are 47 cards in total consisting of 23 matching pairs.
The remaining unmatched card is the Lucifer.
The game lasts for 4 rounds if you still have cards at the end.
That card must be the Lucifer and your team loses.
If no cards left, your team wins.
Please, wait a minute.
Okay, dude.
We gotta join land, dude.
So it seems we're on opposing sides, Jack.
All I can do is wish you good luck.
Who am I?
It's not gonna be on it, so if you wanna think of it,
I'm using an unusual one.
See ya.
What?
Select a target to draw a card.
What?
What?
What?
Select a target to draw a card.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Kid.
You gotta go three cards left.
And it's pretty likely you got the looster card.
Now it's my turn to draw a card.
Now it's my turn to draw a card.
Let's make a bet.
How do you want a bet?
Well, it's each take out a card privately in exchange.
If you win the bet, you need to lose for a card.
You'll make a pair, and you should have one card left.
If I win the bet, I'll just make a pair.
I don't have no cards left.
Which means he wins?
We can assume which one is the loser for a card.
Jack, I think the Lucifer card is in my hand.
Why do you think so?
Because that card passed through my hand twice before, and each time I couldn't make a pair.
It's back again. What should I do?
If we use Rick's method in exchange for the card, do you think it's the Lucifer card to me?
Maybe we can find out whether it is or not.
However, there is also a risk.
After all, it's not like you can directly repeat what I'm trying to do.
Please take the card, Jack. My heart is beating so fast.
Both Rick and the leader are asking to switch cards, and it's time to weigh my options carefully. Rick is the season to cheat her to win the game. He'll definitely slip me the Lucifer card.
The only way to defeat Rick is to out-cheat him in this match.
The leader's guess about the Lucifer card is in trust where they sit, and she's sitting too close to the cameras.
Switching cars with a leader is riskier since cheating would be easier to spot
If I have to cheat to gain the upper hand Rick seems like the safer bet now. What's my best move? What the fuck is happening?
Yeah, what is it? I don't want to trade with you. I don't think they'll let us do those things privately
Not card bitch
Unfortunately, TMA has the Lucifer card and is out
I'm glad I'm a winner. The losing group, please head to the layout.
When you're prepared for the chance of survival for one person, please claim yourselves.
Good luck, Jack.
Looks like you picked the wrong opponent.
This bracelet symbolizes good luck in my village. I hope it gets you out alive.
Damn it, are we going to fail right here?
Wait, there's a-
My remaining cards?
Okay.
you got about three cars left and it's pretty likely you got to lose
I
Nice freeze-frame. Hmm. They say your chance to revive. Yeah, but I want my whole team to survive dude
Well like, where's that card now?
Oh, fuck, dude.
I just lost a card.
I thought the-
Unfortunately, team A has the Lucifer card and is out.
Oh, that's a little witty.
They're losing.
What is happening?
So I thought the objective of the game was to end with no cards and the team that ends
with one card loses, right?
So losing cards is good.
Kid, you gotta go.
Shut up.
Play dirty.
Oh, fuck. That looked for me this time.
So, we won. We won.
I'm lost to the weeding, the losing people please head to the now out, we ain't prepared
a chance to survive either one person please bring it to cells.
Jack, we can get out of here alive, please take this bracelet back to my village and
give it to my mother.
She was still suffering from a strange illness when I left and other villages kept attacking
hours. I hope it can bless my family.
WHAT?!
You better hurry yourself.
What is the name of the village?!
Oh, it's just village. Oh, yeah.
Okay.
What is that?
Jack, what's going on in there?
They said there's a chance of survival, but it doesn't sound good.
I can't hear anything, dog.
Don't be stupid. There's no such chance.
I mean, only if one of them can survive.
I just don't know who will.
My money's on Leon.
I mean, after all he's competing with pensioners and entertainers, right?
I don't know, Daniel.
Jack, what do you think?
I think this is me picking who I want to survive.
Jack!
I'd rather stay.
I think I should, yeah.
These innocent lives were brutally killed in the stand game.
The so-called upper class is crazy and twisted in the vortex of desire releasing the sins of human nature.
They use their endless money and unattainable power to play with weak lives.
Watching them fight brutally is fun and games.
This killing game must end. I can't watch all this keep repeating.
This nightmare of violence and corruption reaches its end game, but can you make the
right call?
How do you save everyone?
How do you stand against this monstrous family?
Can you save your loved one?
Or is there truly no way out?
What up, players?
Eeeeeewwww!
Who the fuck is this?
Oh, nice.
Oh, they got pork loin in this bitch?
How many times, once?
What the fuck is that lady doing in the background?
What are you looking at?
I know we've got the Joker!
for the black jokers finally appeared.
Do you know who has it?
Well, I don't have it.
Lynn, who do you think has it?
None of us show our cards to others.
If I say don't have it, do you guys believe me?
You don't even know if the card's related to this or not.
Yeah, all right, bitch.
Why are you lying?
It's a plot made by the game manipulator.
Guys.
If somebody really has to-
Guys.
There have been many illusions.
To the fact that there is somebody
who has designed this game
and our character has repeatedly said
over and over again
that he is what?
A game designer.
Are we a Conrad and the game designer dude?
And the psychology experiments was to forget stuff?
Let's get this straight one more time
Our character is a game designer. He is a hero
He's adept at cards. He's adept at stealth
He is a good guy, but also maybe the bad guy
But maybe bad guy too
that will win in total last competition.
The final showdown is coming,
and they just announced the news of the black joker.
Tonight is going to be a real day.
I'm glad you said that.
What do you mean?
Didn't you hear the announcement?
They literally just told us
that we can move freely tonight.
Since we arrived, when do we have such treatment?
You're actually a lot smarter than you look.
However, I'd strongly recommend that you, nor anyone else, try me tonight.
Okay.
I have more expertise in each and every single one of you combined.
Yeah?
You're with the mercenaries, dude.
Don't have to be so hostile.
It's like Jack said, if we work together, we can all survive this place.
She's singing in the background.
Don't be silly.
You actually believed in those nonsense?
We all came up with those lies to comfort Ada.
Since the beginning, we all knew that only one player
is walking out with a $1 billion price.
Since the final showdown is tomorrow,
it would be a pity to die tonight.
So I advise you all not to take risks.
It's better to have a good rest for tomorrow's fair competition.
Y'all think this food's real by the way?
Looks real.
They're garlic.
Dude, uh, you crying man?
This is not a flattering angle, my lady.
No matter what challenges we face tomorrow, I will be there for you.
Believe me, when.
Jack.
I'm not a confident police officer.
At first, I insist on doing this case.
And I made a solemn pledge to my director that I'll bring out the truth.
Okay.
But I failed.
It's not over it's not the end yet. You haven't failed
How are you crying once my father told me that
There is a lot of truth in the room
Waiting for us to explore
And many people waiting for us to help
He did this all his life I want to be like him
He's the best police officer in my home.
I thought it was simple, but after coming here, I felt that the world is not as beautiful
as we see.
I took the blood sport for you to realize that.
You're a cop.
Everything that happens here.
It's like a nightmare I want you to end this but I don't know how God, let's kill the
guards.
You're a police officer.
That's what I said.
You're also your father's daughter.
You are the bravest girl I've ever seen.
No matter what nightmare it is, it will end and I won't forget that you have
in my life.
I can't look.
Jack,
the thing you're here,
you were the reason why I'm still alive.
No matter what happens tomorrow,
get out here alive.
I won't leave you behind when we will leave together.
Jack, if we can survive and get out together, I will never leave you for the rest of my
my life. Oh my god, wait. The whole game. Remember when I said it's a different guy doing the
voice acting for the main character? Because it was a different person. Or rather, a different
thing. Every time it said Jack OS at the bottom, the guy has been using AI to synthesize his
own voice to deliver the lines for 80% of this game. 80%! Almost the entire game!
He has used AI to narrate himself, until randomly last chapter he stopped.
And then, they have that entire scene, just now, just now.
She gave 99% of the lines.
And then at the bottom, it says, Lynn OS.
And the person who made this game synthesized her voice to say that she was in love with
the main character.
Why didn't she just say that in the scene where she did all of the other lines?
What is happening? What are we watching? What is this?
Bro, I got a couple pulled ones, if you want one.
Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah, get that goop, man.
Oh, there it is.
See, that's very important to you.
Yeah.
Just some good men.
My brothers fought a numeless military campaign together and although there's a lot of good
and some bad it's can't name one bring myself to abandon this
you stole it out there
but it's our mission we'll have made them kill each other
god that would be so fucking funny of course that's not the case
Is it the experiment that manipulates wills using the moves for a fact?
Yeah.
Good man. Brothers who would have sacrificed for each other.
We're now sacrificing one another.
So fucking sad, man.
I know. Had I not escaped and went into hiding,
who knows what I would have been forced to have done to my brothers?
ever since I've been labeled as a deserter.
That's what we should have done in Content King, boys.
You're not wrong. You're not a deserter.
You're not a deserter.
Say it again.
Your escape is resistance against inhumanity.
As long as you're alive, there's one less sacrificing warrior in this world.
You are that warrior.
Can I be that warrior?
I can't even save my daughter.
What daughter?!
My wife, she cries each and every single day.
I taught her genius six.
And I don't even have the money to cure her illness.
What kind of warrior am I?
How many men is that?
I know it's my heart every time that little girl calls me daddy.
I believe she's your only angel, and you are the only warrior who can protect her.
Daniel, for Jenny, survive and get out of this hell.
Jenny and your wife are waiting for you at home right now.
He said his dog's name was Susan.
No, Jack.
I missed that.
I'm really glad I met you, man.
Wait, I thought it was Jenny.
You kind of got me feeling like I'm back with my brothers
in the trenches, you know?
Fighting alongside my military boys.
Yep, because you were our veteran in the war.
I really want you to meet her.
You've got to meet her.
But honestly, if I don't make it out of here alive,
keep homes and if you want a grand prize give them some please if you can just
sell us some small some but just cure my babies on this in the world don't worry bro you don't
you don't have to live because the main character who is also the villain and also a part of the
most powerful family in the world and also part of a secret society of people to protect a
secret society to advance the agenda of said secret society. I, the game designer of the game that
we are playing right now that is a blood sport, I will cure your baby's mysterious illness with
the money that I will undoubtedly win because I use mind manipulation psychology techniques to
make myself forget but subconsciously I still remember how to play and what correct moves
to make. I will use the money that I'm going to win undoubtedly from this game to cure
You're your kid because you are fucking dead.
You are dead.
Daniel, you're going to win the grand prize and you're going to have the Latin hero.
That's just what you needed to say, bro.
My brother's real, Jack.
Cheers.
What beer is that?
Jack, meeting you in this damn place makes me feel like I'm back in the bath's field
again and have a brother to fight alongside.
Kid, don't you die here.
I want you to see how lovely my little angel is.
Oh my god!
Still working on that check?
Yeah.
So I've actually been really helpful.
I downloaded the information onto my watch
and got into the castle mainframe.
The problem is I still can't find Peter's location.
And without that, there's nothing we can do.
So your whole supply did not matter.
You don't matter at all.
Thank you for trusting me, Jack.
Do you need to do anything?
I'm sorry I let you down.
Peter should be safe when I'm George.
If we have a chance to get out alive,
we'll definitely find a way to save him.
Well, you just stop with that already.
You don't need to talk to me like I'm a child, okay?
I'm 25.
The truth is, I wasn't good enough.
And despite all the help from you and Lynn,
I still couldn't find a way to pull on this game.
I know I might die tomorrow.
I can accept that.
But I haven't said goodbye to my parents Jack.
I just want to say goodbye.
This is the first time I've ever heard you mention your family.
Ever since I was a kid
My parents were always so busy with work. I
Always tried to get their attention
Never seemed to work
Love is a bad steal time
No one's small compliment to any through the day
Now of course I realize that none of that really matters
If I didn't run away from home like the idiot that I am, I'd still be with them right now.
At the dinner table, eating my mom's shitty mashed potatoes and white pudding.
White pudding!
When you get home, say hello to your parents for me, and then invite me over for dinner.
I want to find out how bad those potatoes really are.
Thanks, bro.
You know, Jack.
You might be the most handsome man I've ever met.
Who made this? Who made this game?
When you finally make it out of here,
I want you to take me with you, Jack.
For what?
How? You'll be dead.
I don't want to die in this place.
Oh, you want us to bury you?
I don't want my life to end.
It's gonna end.
Let's only just begin.
I'm the most handsome and most powerful man in the world.
So.
Will you help me, Jack?
Well, I don't think I'm the most handsome man ever, but...
He's humble, too.
You're definitely not afraid of death.
And brave.
Tomorrow we'll fight till the very end.
Don't be afraid, George.
Jack. Thank you for guiding me through this time. I knew I wasn't following the wrong person.
If only you can get out alive in the end. Tell my mother that actually, her mashed potatoes
and white pudding are not that bad. Tell her I love her.
Oh my god. This is awesome dude. Anna shares me the deadly truth behind this game. What
the fuck do you know?! In an instant I get dragged and stole from heaven to hell
without any sound then why bother living it all and a chuck the whole beer bottle and burst into tears
i should probably say something and i mean jason jason the person i trusted and loved the most
he's the reason why i'm here trapped in this game
trust me jack i've got nothing to lose damn seems you don't want to survive
It's night.
If you get drunk, you'll be an easy target.
He's honorable too, look at that.
So where are those guys in negative traits?
He's a workaholic.
Ask him.
Ask him too far in this game.
Should just give up right now.
He cares too much, yeah?
If anyone dares to try and kill me tomorrow, we will see who end up dead.
You know-
Please, Jack.
Zoom pretends to be a gentle limb.
You think I don't see clearly in your game?
Please.
You better be careful tomorrow.
She's tried to kill us multiple times, by the way.
You better stay sober. This is all I can say. I'll leave you alone.
The evil of human nature has no boundaries.
You should be careful, Joe.
If she's a profiler, that means she's a cop, right?
Okay.
Look over there.
There's some lights up there.
I don't know.
Maybe there's a crazy party happening.
When all this is over, I can accompany you to the table.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe there's a crazy party happening.
When all this is over, I can accompany you to have a look over that.
Jack, if I really die tomorrow, will you miss me?
Of course, but I'd prefer you to be alive.
Men are really good with confronting women.
I dealt with a lot of men in my life and you're indeed very special.
If I wasn't here, I would have really wanted to be in a serious relationship with you.
So to me, I thought coming here would change my miserable life and win me large sum of money
so I can finally stop playing up those stinky men
and finally act in the movies.
I like having the lifestyle I always wanted and dreamed of.
Little did I know that I just stuck in this loophole
and it's never ending and I can't get rid of it.
I'll save you, Sophia.
No matter what.
Oh.
This whole world is a stage of the men and women. They're all players in this game and in this game
Everyone is so hypocritical saying love words
Holding knives in their hands
This is exactly the
wonderful human nature all these
manipulators want us to be and
that's what they want to see you know Jack what what role are you playing right
now I'm the main character I don't need to play because everyone in my eyes is so
real and vivid and so are you Sophia you can regard this game as your
grand performance I hope you enjoy your highlight they have a good show
Thank you.
Jack, I have never seen a man so sincere as you.
No matter how bad the people in this game are,
I hope you never change.
You must get out alive.
I also believe that where there is a dream, there is light.
Perfection.
Anna, why are you in our dormitory?
Well, since we are all allowed to move freely today, it makes more sense that we spend the night together, all of us.
I mean, Sophie and I, two women, are not safe in another room.
Who knows who could come and kill us in the middle of the night, right?
If I wanted you all dead, she'd be dead already, militarily trained.
There's nothing that could stop me if that's what I was out for.
Oh my God!
Don't worry Anna, I'll protect you.
No one's playing recklessly tonight.
Just like Jack said, tomorrow's game could never be fair.
What?
Then...
I wanna sleep next to Jack tonight.
No, no, no.
I don't trust anybody else.
I only trust him.
No.
It depends on Jack.
Ooh, I get to pick.
You want-
I'm sorry, the position beside me is already taken.
You can choose any of the other beds.
I believe they should all be safe.
Lynn, seems like Jack is madly in love with you.
But remember, only one survivor will live tomorrow.
That was never established.
more lovely W you guys are, the more painful it will be. At this point, I don't envy you
as much anymore.
That was never established, plus it was even established that-
Jack, do you know what the Black Joker is?
I guess you haven't.
How did you know? Did you know that a long time ago?
Judging from everyone's reactions now, you're the most likely person to have the Black
Joker.
just tell her when I may not be able to get out live
I want to give this card to you
at least you have a better chance of winning why I'm actually
I do have a better idea maybe we can both survive with the black joker
but it's a little risky because after all I'm not sure if the bug will work
What bug, dude?
If you want to survive in this game, how can you avoid the risk?
Let's give it a try.
Tell you what I asked me about the specific plan.
I trust you.
Whatever the outcome is, we'll take it together.
It's because he doesn't have a plan, guys.
Well, guess she's going to sleep, fellas.
Wait, what's on the- this- oh no, did Anna actually make a move against George?
The balloon fight on the TV?
That shit's tight.
You remember balloon fight, dude?
What the fuck?!
It seems that they want us to kill each other tonight.
The guards or drones won't come until morning.
Anna, even if you do manage to take other things,
can you guarantee that you won't be attacked by others?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Don't come near me.
I will kill her.
Anna, Lynn is your best friend.
She came to this game for you.
She can't do this to her.
Best friend.
Don't think of her as so selfless.
She came here to investigate the case and get promoted.
I mean, best friends, you all agreed to have me find Jason.
And what did you do when he was dead?
You did nothing!
Ippocrates!
He's dead?
Anna, don't be impulsive.
We will find Jason, okay?
After we get out, we will avenge Jason.
Ha ha ha, avenge!
But there's no need for avenge!
I kill Jason!
He was the guard?
Yeah.
We knew him, we knew him, bitch!
You're the only person who works for it!
How dare you ask me why?
What were you doing?
What were you doing?
What were you doing?
I know I was doomed
but unexpectedly
I saw Jason
I cried and I begged him
I begged him to heal
for him to save me
but he wouldn't save me
he wanted to report me
that's heartless comeback
That heartless come by.
I came to this damn hell to find him.
And he left me to die.
How crazy is that, huh?
I mean, if I had more time,
I would have stabbed him a few more times, you know?
Let it all out, Queen.
You know, and actually, Jason's dad,
was that actually the game rules and I survived and you know what you can only count on yourself
in this game don't do it.
I will not let anyone get in my way tonight.
I'm going down alive.
Well, I don't think so.
Now Lin's life and the Black Joker are mine.
Jack, kill Anna, and I'm going to split
Lin's chips and cards with you equally,
of course, except for that Black Joker.
I know your life is in Sophia's hands now.
Why don't you let Lynn go and we can consider helping you deal with Sophia together.
But you must promise to leave two cards for Lynn.
Dude, it's like JJK guys.
Are you crazy?
Got her ass.
What the fuck is happening? What is happening?
From the shadows, dude.
Shit, dog!
What are you waiting for?
I'm militarily trained.
Oh my god.
I mean that's my squad though right here dude.
According to the current game design, 52 people represent the 52 cards in a deck excluding
the two jokers.
There were never 52 people in my hand in a discard pile, George, Lynn, Geosa and
Daniel have the rest of cards.
The cards I have are fine.
No matter what kind of game it is tomorrow, my chances of winning are quite high.
According to what happened to Jason, even if I win by chance, I may not be able to escape.
But at least I get to stay alive.
But if I use Rick's cheating skills and magic temperature card tomorrow,
maybe I can confuse the AI with a fake black joker,
provided that the AI can't identify the authenticity of it.
This is very risky.
Once I fail, I will die.
But now that it has come to this, we have to give it a try.
So what should I choose next?
They might die tomorrow right?
That's yeah, only one of us will be lucky tomorrow. Yeah, but maybe we could all survive. Oh
What are you thinking Jack you got a plan
This ain't no regular average war that we're fighting here, but I do think that since we've
all gotten here this far where there's a will, there must be a way.
Jack, I know you don't want to give up on your goals, but whatever your plan is, it's
too risky.
Dude, what?
And if it fails?
You're supposed to be my day one.
None of us will be lucky.
Dude it was me and you Lynn
Are we risking our lives right now?
So many people have died and we're about to end up the same way
Who now stands a chance tomorrow George?
Daniel, what about you? Do you even have a 50% chance of winning? You don't do you why not?
Lynn trust me. I can't guarantee success, but I know none of us for want to see the others die
I think you kill all of us at the current odds. Each of us only have a one and four chance of survival
But if we join hands, we will have a 50% chance of survival
Do you want to be slaughtered like those other 48 victims? What's the point of dying in such a stupid way?
George it seems that you're just an immature child and should go back to your mom and make white pudding
Who runs away from his parents
You shouldn't have come to an adult world at all and you Daniel
Do you think you can save your royal Jenny by holding out until the end?
Jason is the best example
They won't let the winner leave here
Maybe they won't give us the money at all
Only when you get back to your wife and daughter where you have a chance to save them. Do you understand?
If it were your father standing here he would never be as cowardly as you
Jack.
There's no such thing as luck in this world.
We have to fight for everything.
Only in this way can we change our fate.
What was that?
Maybe he's right.
This is not no average of war, but for there's a will, there's a way, I'm down, guy.
I suppose if I'm going to die, I should do it with you guys.
George, can the Washington hack into the AI system of the castle?
Peter's AI system is too powerful. I just can't get in.
Try sending your code to contact Peter. He must have a way.
Oh, my God.
Who do you think you're sending?
Oh, my God, it's Peter! It's Peter!
Are you crazy? Do you want to die?
Peter sent over a code.
According to the decipherer...
Yeah?
We are here.
Okay.
And Peter is right here.
where but even we can't fight the color what electrocute us before you find Peter
the local area network should be able to control the receiver on this collar
you know anything about that you should be able to do something
have you tried restarting it that's actually a pretty good idea oh shit Daniel
dude the anti-hacking system on our colors is quite powerful I'm fine to get
in just for a moment but if we want it to be 20 minutes or so it'll be much
harder tomorrow we're gonna have one shot at this according to my observation
the only room that has been used so far,
should be the location of tomorrow's game.
I checked the end of the floor before.
The VIP room has the highest security.
It will take six minutes for all the guards
to reach our game location.
After we rescue Peter, we'll find a way out.
They will definitely be a lot of guards
for the rest of the game.
Why are you there again?
Me and Daniel can't hold up and.
I'm, I think.
Don't you cut me off.
Great.
Based on current information, we can calculate that it will take about...
Who the fuck was that?
That is not a voice that we ever heard!
Did she get pissed off at like a, like a fucking, like a person holding a micro? Like...
Three minutes to get from the game location where Peter is.
Can you let me finish?
Daniel and I will resisting the guards and at that time you guys can't go find Peter.
It's too dangerous.
Wind, you escort George.
Daniel and I will attract the guards.
If we can't escape, Peter and George will be our last hope.
You must protect Peter and get him out of here.
What?
He's the only witness to expose all the crimes of the Conrad family.
Alright, Avengers Disassemble I guess.
I got Lucas magic temper card.
I think I can use this copy of the black joker to confuse the AI, that no matter who
is out, we can use it.
Jack, I gave you the black joker already.
There's no need for you to take the risk.
Once the system recognizes it, you will surely die.
Whether I can hold on or not, I hope you can survive.
I didn't expect Lynn Rosa to sacrifice herself for me.
I don't know whether I would meet a girl who loves me as she does, if I could really
leave here.
But if this fake black joker doesn't work, I might die tomorrow.
Maybe even Lynn Rosa can't tell which one is real now.
What should I choose?
I
And the hand
Go for the kiss I
I cannot believe this got made find a way for me and you to survive together
Crazy Texas achievement rule the streets with everyone watching achievement. What the fuck does that mean?
Oh.
All in.
We got two, two pair, boys!
Two queens, two nines, baby!
Raise- I got no chips!
They all called, by the way.
They're still in. There's no way they got a battery in the meat hog. There's no fucking way.
Easy doves.
Wait, you can just pick a pair right off the bat, guys.
They're calling my bet, how?
How do they have that many chips?
I got a triple, dude!
Dude, these guys are getting smoked!
You mean a three of a kind?
No, I'm in a triple bitch.
Did I fucking stutter?
I'll see you on the bats field.
He's the easiest dev of my life, dude.
I think the dealer's flirting with you?
Nah, she's literally just looking at me, dog.
Cool it.
Um, guys, this might be a fold angle.
I have 80,000 chips.
How much money is that?
How much money did they say the chips were worth?
That's so rude doing that, by the way.
What a piece of shit.
Okay, no race, no race.
Okay, we got a full weird.
in flush beats you dude they don't have a flush man there's no fucking way leave a
a little bit.
We made a bold.
They scared dog.
George looks startled out of nowhere.
What's the matter with him?
Could it be that he's out of both cards and chips?
That's not George.
That's our dealer.
George is out of due and sufficient calls.
Oh wait.
Oh wait, we're making our move.
Wait, he said I couldn't do 20 minutes.
I'm immersed.
Oh, what?!
He's militarily free, he'll be okay.
Hey Jack, which way do you think we should go?
Pick a door, dude.
What does this mean?
I'm afraid we have to crack it to open the door.
They're catching up hurry Jack.
That is not his voice, that is AI dude.
What the fuck? You pushed the crate to the designated position to complete the stage.
Oh no.
Oh no!
I know, we're good.
Did you get the things from the cellar?
What things?
How are they here?
Didn't you crack my code?
Do they got Edward Norton?
Why didn't you get it?
It's over! It's all over!
Keter, calm down. Tell us. What's in the cellar?
I hid all the evidence of the Conrad family there.
You must go and take them.
No. There's no time.
When the block disappears, the drones will find us in 20 minutes, and below will be dead.
Jack, how about you stay here with others? I'll go do the seller for more evidence.
Even if you get it out, you won't be able to get out of here alive.
There's no way to expose it all. The most important thing now is to get out of here as soon as possible.
Who's talking? George?
Well, however, this computer may be the key evidence we need.
If we can make it out alive, there's still a chance.
Thanks, Mackbook, dude.
Hitman's.
Hiya!
I've subdued this train before.
This docks leads to all parts of the castle.
It's the only way down.
Come on.
Man, if we get out of here alive, I'm gonna...
Oh.
God, how could I think of that at a time like this?
You know...
Lin is really sexy.
Oh my God!
Oh no.
The door's locked.
How do we get out?
Seems that brute force won't work.
We need to find another way to stop it.
It's an elevator shaft? What is this?
Oh, Simon says, dude.
It is Simon says.
Duh, you fucking idiot. That's how you get out of the elevator shaft.
I'm actually not good at this, by the way.
I thought I was going to get progressively harder.
What?
I clicked it!
You saw it on my screen. I clicked that shit the top right
Huh
What's going on
God, the payoff is gonna be so fucking good.
I'm down, Zuck.
Yup, it was trained militarily, dude.
You don't know how many of these killed on the batsfield, man.
She stabbed him!
And she stabbed him.
Hey, it's me. Wait, can you see us?
Wait, we're trojan horsing right now. Wait, how are we pushing them? They're probably so heavy.
Wait, wait.
I've asked three times already for a medium rare steak.
You have it in here?
Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.
What the matter?
What's going on?
Take him down.
Dude, literally this action will reshape the entire story.
I had an achievement for surviving until the end just now.
They shot me in the fucking head.
What?
Thanks.
Get it.
Fucking hell, man.
Fuckin' hell, man!
Oh, look at that.
Hey, wait.
I've asked three times already for a medium. Where's my steak?
Apology.
I'm sorry, sir. I'll prepare the steak the right way for you. Don't you have one right here?
Where is it?
Wait a second I recognize you you're Jack
The guinea pig the game is escaping
Yeah, we're gonna get a gun awesome
Oh, he's militarily trained.
The air ducts to this castle are very complicated.
Oh.
There's only one waste transfer duct that leads to the outside.
We have to find it as soon as possible.
Oh.
Choose the walking direction to safely guide the clown away.
Dude, what?
Oh, I see.
Why did it say to stop stage 4 out of 20?
Where did he get a bomb?
They are here!
I finally got a warrant to investigate the Cloran family on her young casino.
At least this time, I can finally get the evidence of the Cloran family.
They want me to work inside our American cinema.
This time, we can collaborate from the inside and the outside.
The fact into the casino security system.
I won't stand by.
Be careful.
Oh, Ben.
Huh?
Oh my god.
It's this game again.
I've been exposed.
I thought I blew this game up.
I got an achievement called...
I got an achievement called, Flame of Hope B, new underscore achievement underscore 1 underscore
32 underscore description.
And right here, you see how the music is quieter.
This is the only place in the entire game where lowering the music volume actually lowered
the music volume, which we did.
So I thought this was a Polish game company.
I guess it's Chinese.
She laid the smack down on that guy.
That was the director correcting her mid-scene and they probably only did one take so he left
it in.
Read the AI content disclosure on stream.
The developer, okay, a small portion of assets in the minigames are generated by AI.
All AI generated content will undergo a secondary optimization before use.
All cinematic scenes and character footage are captured through live action shooting
with no AI generated content involved.
It's not true though, because they there's AI voiceovers.
They said footage.
You think footage doesn't include audio, my man?
I don't know, dude.
That is one of the greatest games I've ever played.
What an absolute like what?
How does something like that get made?
Why does it get made?
Who actually made it?
Because when I googled this game studio, it said it was in Poland.
But the main executive level people listed the top of the credits were Chinese.
There were so many people in that game.
There was like 50 different fucking people.
Like real people!
How did they afford that? How did they pay these people? Dude, I'm the only person in the whole world who played this game
Today probably. I mean there's several people in the C-merviews. I
suppose
oh my god what
I'm like I'm going around the steam page right now
This is definitely made in China.
I look genuinely stunned.
Dude.
Dude, and our make the main character speaks Chinese?
So, they went all the way to Poland to make this game.
They hired 60 different on-screen actors, and then all the people in the background
to also help make this game.
It can't have been for profit.
It can't have been.
Oh my god.
The Steam video was automatically playing.
I thought the guards were trying to play the blame.
Passion project.
A lot of AI used to undisclose.
Okay, take that off.
The only technically, in my opinion, undisclosed AI
was the weird character voiceovers, right?
And the building blowing up.
I'm pretty sure that was disclosed, fellows.
What would it say?
All cinematic scenes and character footage
are captured through live action shooting.
Oh.
So yeah, that last scene of the building blowing up
definitely was not this.
It was straight up a Sora video
with a Disney filter of a building exploding.
There's OS dialogues were like after all diaries. I think made by the same people
Bro, if you cannot tell the difference the speaking like the difference in like
Speaking voices between the people delivering lines on screen and like the OS shit where they are it is like clearly AI
That is insane. Oh
My god, please tell me you have a clip of the guy talking saying the batsfield thing. Oh my
Why fucking generate actor lines instead of having them add them after so that's the thing too there were so many fucking mistakes that like you would have like addressed in fixed going through the game again and being like oh that's that spell wrong or oh they said that line wrong or whatever you know what I mean
Um, but why go through the effort to make.
To like, this is the thing I don't get. Okay.
They clearly edited the game. They went through and they went in and they added.
Those AI voiceovers.
At the end of those scenes, which implies that someone sat down.
and played through the game, in fact, not just someone,
probably someone like literally involved
with like directing the game went through
and was like, hold on,
we need some like clarifying dialogue here.
Let me just generate their voices with AI.
But the fact that that means the person,
the people who were very in charge of making this game
played it, okay?
But it does not play like somebody,
The game does not play like a game that was like edited by the person who made the game.
I tru-
I bet they only had the actors set on set for a fixed time. Yeah, of course.
You sure OS just doesn't mean offscreen?
I see the tweet.
Dude, what is this?
Dude, what is this Twitter?
Eastern vibes, this is their official Twitter, five followers.
Fire emoji, Eastern vibes glowing global when Cantonese opera meets Memphis rap magic
happens.
note emoji. Dajon Hong, too, is blowing up Spotify charts with 4.1 million monthly listeners
even passing J. Cho.
What does this have to do with your game?
Like someone made like a fan cam from the game with that song.
Oh my god.
I played look outside it was amazing
That's the one thing they follow by the way, yeah
Oh man
I
Have so many questions I have so many genuine questions dude
like
What inspired them to make that did they make other games?
Like under different like a different company is this their first game
batsfield guards pull it up
Game made by the same devs, they straight up re-use the puzzles.
How come I can't see this listed on their page when I...
I'm clicking developer... no!
Wait, two titles have been excluded based on your preference.
What do I have edited out?
Everything!
Play it.
What beer is that?
Jack, meeting you in this damn place makes you feel like I'm back in the Bat's field
again and have a brother to fight alongside.
Kid, don't you die here.
I want you to see how lovely my little angel is.
Oh my god!
Holy fucking shit, dude.
Dude legendary pole legendary pole dude, holy fuck man
Amazing amazing pole dude absolutely legendary pole dude
Two out of ten two out of ten
however
I'm telling let me let me summarize this as
As best as I can, okay, throughout history, there have been men and women who have pondered
the, like the fabric of the universe, who have sat at the, some of the world's most beautiful
sights and gazed at the stars in an attempt to make sense of them.
And I feel that for the rest of my days, occasionally I will remember this game and
And I will wonder why it exists and why it was made the way that it was and why it ended
up like this and like who it was for like these are questions I will literally never have the
mother fucking answered to like this is what this is what fucking Socrates like was baffled
by as he watched stars fly by in the night sky he was like why do they do that like
He will never he never lived long enough to answer that question and I will never live long enough to answer the question as
Those questions I won't it won't happen
The room of video games but worse
Yeah
Yes, right the company? No. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know the answer.
I don't want to know the answer. What the fuck just happened, man?
Um, okay, listen up. Listen up. Uh, I'm live two hours early tomorrow. One Pacific.
Uh, gonna be doing some, uh, some epic sponsored contents with some friends of mine. We'll be playing, uh,
What's what the fuck's it called? Bionic commando? Is that a toxic commando toxic commando? It's like a four player co-op left for dead esk game.
um, um, that game is sick.
I've heard not bad things.
Then again, I, even for my friends, like, um, two of them have played and they're
like, it wasn't bad.
So, I mean, like it is what it is, fellas.
It might suck.
Um, we'll see.
John Carpenter has watched your stream before mentioned it years ago on GB what is GB giant
bomb no fucking way I saw that you didn't know you guys are fucking with me first of
Why would that chatter make that up?
No, it's real.
I'm not blushing.
Oh, you went in.
Look, I'll do respect to John Carpenter.
He's the guy who makes he's the guy who made the fucking here's Johnny movie, right, right?
Stanley Q Q
dude, I swear to God there's a John Carpenter movie song that I love so much it might just be hold
Yeah, it is escape from New York.
Okay, I know John Carpenter is.
I've never seen this movie, by the way.
It's not that good.
I don't care, the main character was awesome.
Dude, but this is the song I was thinking of with the shining, hang on.
The song that plays in the beginning of the game, or the movie is so fucking good, man. Holy fuck.
Dude, it's so good.
Composer Rachel Elkenden, Wendy Carlos.
Well, just watch the shining.
I watched the shining for the first time like eight years ago or some shit.
Dr. Sleep is the sequel and really good too, I've seen that as well, that's the one that
has the dead baby at the beginning, right?
That shit was fucked up.
Spoiler bro, I don't go fuck man. They should have been up for ten years man
Crimson fucker, thanks for subbing see you tomorrow. Yeah tomorrow at 1 p.m. Pacific
Holy fuck, don't forget about that game you just played, think about it a lot.
Was this the worst FMV game you've ever played?
Yeah, it's not even a contest.
It's not even close.
Like do the actors know what was made?
Are they like aware of like what happened?
Do they care?
How much?
I would love to know how much money they got paid, if I'm being honest.
Was this shit shot in one day?
Well, Traxxas, thanks for selling it.
So what a chance that they got their names taken off of the IMDb.