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I had a plan to tap unlimited clean energy, my drill was a marvel leading edge to the
technology. Six months ago, kilometers beneath the surface, it stopped. Six months ago, that
thing escaped. Hundreds died that night. Even more in the aftermath. This containment
zone is nothing short of a lot. This wall won't keep the outside world away forever.
It won't contain what's here forever.
I have a solution on route that will finally break this terrible stalemate.
If the team I hired have done their job, this ends tonight.
Yo, what up?
Where can I buy this game?
Dude, steam, bro, steam.
Good evening.
Good morning.
No, I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
Good evening!
Like apparently there's footstraps ahead and you know that.
Good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening.
Welcome to the Moon Moon Show today me and the boys are finna gonna peep out John Carpenter
TM, the Toxic Commando.
TM.
Hopefully, we don't have to do a tutorial to squad up.
But we might have to do a tutorial squad up.
garbage scooping arms next to something the wiregatherer so many fellows we're
gone no chitchat we'll end something something yo yeah I think we have to do
the tutorial first Walter yes pretty you have to or yeah you have to hit play it's
starting right now I already skipped it oh okay well I'm doing
I
Sorry John, I didn't mean to cut off your cut CD. It's each right 250 each. Yeah, I think so
Looks bigger in person
The wall the wall
wall. She's not talking about your weaner chatter. She's talking about the wall.
Can you give me a father or something?
Did you ever have a John Carpenter movie? I like the shining.
That was a callback to the show from yesterday. I called a show by the way. I'm a broadcaster.
I'm
89.9 that's what he said
it's
not stuff for anyone or anything
Oh
Guys
He's a global dude
Oh my god!
What the hell was that?
Did we just hit someone?
It didn't look like a someone.
Whatever it was, wrecked our ride.
Hold on.
Do you guys hear that?
Whatever it was, wrecked our ride.
Yeah, straight up. E3 Cam.
Hold on. Do you guys hear that?
Shit! Holy shit!
We'll still make it like a bug.
We all saw those things, right? Not just me.
That was like a squad of people.
What are those things?
Were they gonna kill us?
Eat us?
Figure it out, Peter.
Right now, we have to get out of here.
Why is nobody fixing the car?
Dude...
I couldn't interact with this.
Use these spare parts on the car.
I can drive.
Gas cans could top off the tank.
You can drive a car!
Left for dead could never.
Jimmy Gibbs could never be here.
I'm honking the horn.
He he he.
The was on, Tidey.
I'm gonna get that tutorial.
Thank you.
Why is my car stopping?
Oh my god!
I turned my lights off.
I feel like driving through swamp.
I might have to turn my game down.
I know the flaws.
I can't ult-amp.
I intended to die for emergent purposes.
Don't put in more bullets!
Or explosives!
I'll take anything that we can defend ourselves with.
The box can have a weapon case and some spare parts.
Okay.
Command them.
Now the weapon's great!
Fine, I'll do it.
That's right, spend your precious resources, not me.
Yeah, I gotta do the tutorial first.
Wait, the winch from my car?
I killed those specials in one shot.
I like my go
Burns game down slightly.
Oh my god.
I think this thing has limited ammo.
Maybe it's over-eating, actually?
I think it is, yeah.
Oops.
Yes, man.
Shifty's are vehicles that you can't be open to the area of sludge.
Guys, are they?
Um, guys?
What the deuce?
Goof
I mean, I don't even need that I think yeah, I'm a freaking dummy
Wait, this is a rated R sponsor so guess what?
I'm a fuckin' dummy.
Bob-ob-ob-ob-ob-ob-ob-ob-ob-ob-ob-ob-ob.
Yup.
Wait, did I miss?
Hold up.
Gun.
Wait, purple gun.
Who was?
Can someone else do it? I'm driving?
Watch your language.
I like having congruent sensitivity even when I'm great thinking.
Dude, take care of it.
Many welts.
Many welts.
Affirmative.
We're clear. Start up the elevator.
Affirmative.
I just don't know about this game.
Wait.
Maybe no one drops alive until anyone.
I didn't realize you could skip the tutorial. I thought you could just skip the intro.
Yeah, I'm trying to game it out with the boys, so...
Wait, how am I supposed to literally skip it?
Yeah, I thought you were talking about the fucking cutscene!
What do you think was in that bomb, guys?
One billion taxpayer dollars, dude.
It was on a fart bomb, guys.
Come on.
Can we be a little more adult here?
Why, he's infected, bro.
John Carpenter came to give us the gas mask.
Thank you, Johnny Boy.
John Toxic.
Here he comes.
Look, he's so scholarly.
Look at the beard, dude.
The glasses.
He does have a katana.
Tana, dude
I could not have been more explicit in my instructions
Under no circumstances should you tamper with the egg?
And exactly who the hell are you? I'm the guy who's paying you
250 thousand dollars each right
Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for a simple delivery job instead
Instead you killed its offspring. How do I take this don't take that off?
You've been infected by a highly invisible
Those vests are the only thing keeping it from the test of sizing in your brains
Insights are burning.
We're getting her to a doctor.
No doctor in the world can help you.
As long as the creature lives,
the infection is incurable, untreatable.
Even the vests only buy you a week.
That fuel you were bringing,
he was the key to killing the beast.
But you lost the fuel.
If you wanna cure the infection,
you'll help me eliminate it at the source.
How will they shout out they won't?
What?
What?
What?
Wait, well that was what convinced you?
We'll be aiming an action.
Shit.
Ooooooh!
What now?
You heard the man!
Let's go, Commando!
AAAAAAAAH!
Okay, dude.
Chills, man.
Chill.
I wanna be...
The Walter Irons, dude.
No.
Okay, sorry, I didn't realize I could skip the actual tutorial, I thought you could just
skip the cutscene.
That's okay, thank you.
I can skip this.
Yeah, you can skip it.
Yeah.
It's pretty straightforward, it has broken controls and key lines.
I'm in dubbase.
You're in the base. I'm in the base. I'm in John Toxic Carpenters
Forward Operating Base. Ooh, it's time to get toxic. It's time to go commanding.
We're on the commanding. Let's go commanding. Which guy are you playing?
Are you playing I'm playing Walter irons. I'm playing white man. I told you dude
That is exactly what you said you would pick
Dude
No
I played a game yesterday one of the characters had a line and it was actually
no it was the main character who was the best everything my character goes she is
the most beautiful Asian woman I've ever seen
I can do it.
Okay.
Invites to game.
Invites to game.
I'll invite you to be invited to the game.
I'll invite G once he's done loading.
Yeah, I'm loading.
Game in.
Game in.
Game in.
Game in.
Game in.
Game in.
I'm a man, dude.
I'm loading in invites to game.
Can you believe it? Do you guys know the story so far?
I need to go to the party. Please complete the tutorial.
What you mean? Do you need to skip?
Ready to get back to work?
Okay.
Better complete that tutorial, Mofagu.
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Okay, oh yeah, it's Zed.
That's Zed.
Oh, I turned my voice off.
What?
I thought it sounded like Poo.
Let's see.
No, it sounds awesome.
Then everyone can use it. It's very accessible for everybody.
Hello?
I couldn't hear you.
You hear me in game?
Yeah.
Hello?
Yo, what's up, dude?
Dude.
What's up?
Oh, sorry.
Hello?
hey what's your name Walter irons oh what's up Walter irons they call me the
cat I'm actually captain do right here what do you want to do sorry captain do
rag you can't be three captain do rags no I'm pretty sure you also captain do
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's me.
There can't be three, but there can be four.
We multiply.
Check out my golden walk, Azashi.
How did you get that?
Dude.
No big deal.
Just send my pick up, check it out.
I can't see six as well.
Dude, what?
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's right.
I've got it like that.
You look poor as shit, dawg.
No.
You got a gold gun.
Yeah, I can't do your egg.
You're poor.
I have a lot of things that I'm refusing to say right now.
Okay.
All right.
What the heck?
What's that all about?
They got a commission.
Is it proxboys or can you guys hear me like?
I can hear you just fine.
I don't need any other radio.
Yeah, I can still hear you over here.
You guys want to play it hard?
I'm ready to get to work.
Time to go commando.
An industrial waste accident.
No one ever asks for-
John Carpeter.
An industrial.
Time to build a house.
I picked a medic. I picked a medic.
Alright, I'll be something.
I'm ready to start I picked hard to be just getting more adults yeah my big boy
that's right that's right I'm not out of the situation I'm a fully grown adult and
I always have been ever since I became an adult I'm not a child we know the
creature now I'm now I'm starting to doubt that
in-game boys
don't talk to me retrain missions okay I'm sorry you can talk me in between
okay what's that that felt like you were in you felt like you were in character
right there saying you're starting to doubt that no no no no no no no no
there are some reverb and it sounds like your inner monologue then like I'm
starting to doubt that. That'd be good.
Are we watching the cutscenes?
That's a huge dog.
Which you'll find at St. Goddard's Church.
Are we looking for Holy Water? No.
Supplies left by the military contractors after the initial incident.
Tentrules are blocking the gate. To get inside you'll have to destroy
the plasmodial nodes that control it find the nodes by following the red vapor trails they produce
understood you guys got that you're taking notes yeah yeah we gotta fuck up the nose sir yes sir
find the nodes by following the red vapor trails my character in game didn't listen though it's time
to goop what are we doing okay so we gotta we're gonna find the red nodes by following the
I
Just a child body
If it looks like a zombie and rocks like a zombie it's a zombie
I don't know how to drive I'll try my best
I think I want to fucking game.
That's what we're all doing.
I think you're the only one that was in it.
We are all talking a game, man.
I think you're the only one not talking a game.
These motherfuckers, dude,
literally the last minute I was like,
can we talk a game?
Does it sound fine?
I know it's just being a fully grown adult's body,
but even I would figure that out.
They're like,
nah, we don't need to do that.
I'm freaking good
for a license
Yes
Come on, come on Walter. We need you. What do we need you? I'm here. I'm here
So so there was no scared a lot. I gotta consult the script
I'm not good.
Good job everybody.
Can you run?
That's scary.
What do you think I'll have to do right now?
getting here I'm not gonna get you here captain I'm on my I'm on my way to come I was in front of the car
you're not talking about me right
oh I was so scared
this thing is much less than six days over here
yeah
there's a shotgun here
here. What's the name of your name?
That's my friends.
Is in the back of the Humby.
Ready for action. So surely we can find another car.
Yeah, if you don't see it.
Oh, there's a freaking man. Yeah.
I
Just yesterday I was in 10th-grade geometry
I don't think they teach geometry in 10th grade
Yes, they do. Yes, they do. I was just in a yesterday before I switched bodies with this adult
No, I mean back when I was in 10th grade
of the
world
We've got to get the goop
Let's go talk to them both
Oh fuck
Oh no
They're talking about me
Nice
Did he just say the whacker?
It's a freaking powerwhacker dude
I don't want to get whacked off
I think we uh... we need a car.
Uh, they're going all the way out there.
Also when you stand in this it's uh... it's contaminating your body.
Ooh, stink levels rising.
I
Have a little inch
Scarcely smells guys I found Captain D-Rex brother
Captain waves
I never miss
Bet you never miss
I don't. Look at that shit that I'm out of my way.
I can never miss, huh?
There you go, boyfriend.
I bet he doesn't kiss you.
He's dead.
He's dead.
What are you doing?
He's trying to resolve the issue.
He's got his health.
Yeah.
Heal.
Yeah, that's the Captain Durei special right there.
Heal.
You guys want to know something?
What happened?
Yeah.
You guys know that John Carpenter's talks to Commanders now out?
You know, people can buy this game by clicking on my profile's John Carpenter Toxic Commando Panel or via the Jackman Exploitation Point TC in your chat.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Information...
I can't tell if this is a special... oh yeah.
I give it like tempo.
We still like the yellow, huh?
Yeah, I do see that.
What's the deal with that?
It's good.
What's the dealio temp goop temp goop
70 meters to the east I'm going to that house
Following the big trailer everybody
Nothing hurts
Oh god
Take America
All right guys we gotta shoot the weak spots
I'm gonna say
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Captain Durag, he's out!
I don't know what this does, but I'm freakin' doin' this group!
Holy shit!
Oh, you feel this!
This just popped the field, takin' you up, by the way.
I'll allow it.
What?
Respect Captain Durag, I'll allow it.
I swear, if you want to go, I mean, I'm goin' up.
of
the
Oh, I remember that meme.
Feels good in my lungs, dudes.
a boss dude who's that there's freaking goop outside dude that's not the kind of
We're far, like...
It's possible, stand!
I'm not sure what I just picked up.
What is this thing, man?
Explosives.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Oh
Every time I shoot the shock on my gun my screen like
Like group up fellas
We can't.
We can't, we can't.
We can't see right over there.
Destroy the pod to the right.
Don't go in, don't go in.
What is that?
Oh.
Hold on.
Hang on, not below there.
WB.
Is that the real you?
I'm back.
I thought you were going to be taken aback.
Do you drop your guns or you die?
No, I still got my gun.
How do I know if I'm me?
I don't have any more heels though.
What is this thing that heals for the world?
That is a defense.
That's a defense you can use spare parts on to make it into a defense.
I don't need that.
I'm getting my friend up on our side.
and my walk is ashy we knock him out
you can't go you kind of did
respect for me
I'm real bottom maybe
looking like a big mola oh dude
and I'm hungry
listen that's your mission of war for me to
There's a car down there.
There's a car down there.
Let's get the car.
It's got a gun on it too.
Guys, I've been carrying this explosive for a long time now. I don't know what to do with it.
man look at the quick dude look at the whirling
I got one of those
yeah throw it at that guy throw it at that guy
damn
oh my
there's no sniffing
okay that's not how you trigger the explosive
do you guys plan to find this?
he's still freaking coming dude
he's still coming
that's not him
the walkie-sache man
get charges and charges
oh my god
I'm not getting stung by slobs.
I'm not gonna save my bellybutton.
Not in the road.
Guys, that big dude look a little armored.
We can save him if we're scared.
Can't keep this up.
He's not doing it.
You're not doing it for me to deal with
This is like families
They're not humans anymore.
They recognize this one.
Don't shoot.
No!
There's just no!
I'm a little toxic.
I didn't care about their families.
He's gone.
He's gone.
What reasons do I have left to keep fighting?
Come on Captain, dude. I guess not that bad.
I will turn the wakazashi on myself.
Hey, thank you.
That was awesome. I don't go again.
Don't kill yourself, dude.
Don't forget about me friends
Don't worry, I'm still hot.
of
the
one
of
I
Tracks man, we're not gasoline
I see a container across the road here. I kind of want to look just be bad
We got no gas we do have a winch on that car
Yeah
Was a spare parts thing right next to it. Yeah, I'll win you off
Wow
There's big things.
There's big things.
I'm going for a do-regg.
I gotta live for my friends.
I have to live for my friends.
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
I'm a-
as I fucking 20 bullets I'm fading I'm going I'm going I'm alone I'm scared
You good?
Cool.
How'd you see it?
My friend.
What's happening?
You don't need it.
They got the white woman.
I got her.
No!
Protect me.
Did you kill the shit you got?
I grew up.
Boys.
Feels good in my skin.
Why are you good at that?
Why are you good at that?
I know it's some years of practice we just experienced
We forgot to fuck with the other hand
Oh yeah
I got 13 bullets in a machete
Oh we got to supply some supplies
Yeah right there
Don't forget to pick up the shun day
This
Guys we're going up
This thing has 10 shots
Wait it's like a switch
That's right.
Uh oh.
are we making progress for their objective tm?
Yeah, sure is right now.
Where's it?
Hey, another weapon cake over there.
Her Pappos.
Hold on, let me grab this shumgate.
What the hell?
You got it.
You're terrible already.
All right, and you.
I got this brand-free.
They feel fine.
I'm going to drive.
Yeah, hop in.
Quest markers up the hill.
Nice crunch, Gary.
It's for you.
We're presenting.
I'm not eligible.
I'm okay.
That's a dope bottlehead you got on the gas, soldier.
Yep.
I made that.
Is it the- I don't like how long it goes right here.
No, it's up to the ride.
Am I stupid?
Check the compass at the top of the screen.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought you were talking about the giant ass wall.
No, no, no.
I don't think we should make that.
Well, let's hop out.
I think we have to go around.
Wait, maybe not hop out actually.
Look out, you zombie.
Wait, it's like playing so you can hear the music.
You're sitting outside the car
Yeah, they're coming out of the slide
We're coming into this lunch
Wents us up, you know what's us up?
I'm just gonna snap on this up there
Ooh!
Wait
Yeah, you can do it
Yeah
Good, I'm grateful at it
I'm in.
There's great mental.
I'll get the thunk there really.
I'm seeing my hand in the node.
The guy with the jaw of the tango is 240.
What's his health?
He's like a circle fascinate.
It's far away. We're safe over here.
Good job, guys.
We're gonna go turn the fellas?
Let's go to church.
I'm just as you want to slow down guys. Bless up.
Oh, we're gonna get it.
There's a flare over there.
Hooray!
Dude, nice repair.
I think he said there's 99% so I gave up immediately.
I look like there are parts of my car falling off, just half of it.
Anyone know any, uh, any driving songs?
No, no, no. Let's get something good.
Sweepers might, cause I've got a plan
You're beautiful!
Little fucking mind, dear
You're beautiful!
I was up in the window!
I'm fucking getting out the car
Yeah, I already have a new annoying...
I just jumped the tank.
I love it when the pepper's too much shade.
I just jumped the tank.
Ah, they sure did.
Never mind.
Don't be dramatic.
Oh, there's Goop.
I love Goop.
There's something you would see.
There you are there, someone wants it.
There.
By this charcoal here.
I got it.
you just make a rightful there
dude we gotta do the horde event
im duping
I'm duping
Leon, somebody here named Gallin
How many parks do we have?
We have any at all?
I got the girl
No flu
You coulda got some outside
Our trap's out of trap, eh, dears?
I'm knocking on the door, fellas
Alright, let's get this
Ooh, there's a finish
Not for nothing right here
Do you look out there
Soldiers I'm grabbing that we've got this
And that's a lot of breaking goopas
To the recoil
I get a LNG.
It might feel crazy to put that...
Oh my god.
They used my special powers.
Look out!
The run-in does not fear the zombies.
Now the game's screen's rolling.
Drop the mind blade.
Turn the car on. You must arrive.
Oh, shit.
They're getting fucked up.
Or am I?
The heart.
I'm sorry.
They're all double-dead.
Stay where you are.
You're not infected either.
Relax.
Doctor says they'll clear up in a couple of days.
Ha ha ha ha!
You stand up sucks.
Leon may be as fast to keep the infection in check.
Wonderful.
Ladras.
But you did us a solid.
Come in.
I'll put one eye twitch and you will put you down.
I'll put one eye twitch and you will put you down.
One eye twitch and we won't put you down.
We're not here for trouble.
We didn't even know you were here.
No one does.
You got out but couldn't just let this shit go.
Came back to finish the job.
Fucking monster had other ideas.
Leon's got a plan to destroy it.
A bomb.
That's why he sent us here, for fuel.
That's all?
It's yours if you can free it.
Look, a few tears was won't be a problem.
Can't do shit if you don't know where the source note is of course how far the tendrils extend
Or maybe he'll get you killed like everyone else
Nonsense behind the death-knitting plans to save the world
We're the ones dying for it
Yeah, so is there a mr. Gallagher
Dude what
How come we went there guys?
We completed it on hard guys, gamer moment.
Oh, after?
Score screen?
Hold up.
Walter was trying to fuck.
Walter's trying to get it in.
Immediately asking about the Mr. Gallagher.
Very nice, Walter.
Very nice.
Please.
I'm going to screen my skill tree.
Please call me, Captain Durug.
What level did everyone get to?
Uh, hello? Is it- am I musing on?
Hello?
There's your evil skills- skill points in your skill tree.
What level did you guys get to?
I'm stronger now.
Hello?
Hello?
What level did you guys get to?
Uh, I'm two.
Wait, you got the class level too?
What class level?
We're on a clock here.
What do you want to do?
Wait, how do I actually assign my skill points?
You're playing World Wars E?
You're at the front, boring piece.
Before you choose a mission, you can see all the class and stuff.
Now, are you class level three?
I got class level five.
No, I was-
You're a defender, I'll be the other one.
I'm dramatic.
I like how when I heal people-
Our white collar crimes really crimes. This was the question the apperator
It looks like
Also, I didn't I didn't know that you could change fire mode of your gun
And I accidentally changed it to semi automatic for that entire mission
You never could be as a self-revive would incapacitated
You think
Health, Drainage, Effect, Remains, and Players, even though they leave the healing area.
Healing area lasted for so long.
We've got things to do.
Ability Tutorial.
Nah, I like the aura, dude.
I have a three which means
Hmm, Dioradius
You don't need it because you're a national born killer
Dude, MBK
That's right
That's right
I'm the BTK
I
Commented chat for zillion the other places at moon moon suck my dick
Let's do this
Customize me do oh
Holdings see
I'm ready
This is the next mission. This is a permission or is this the same mission?
No, we did
Did he get a rope? What's that now?
Oh, sorry.
Look for falling out of ice, Jethar's not the end.
He's only ass on the other end.
Good.
Um, good.
Good, good, good.
That's what I wanted.
Hmm.
This game is awesome.
Great choice.
Dude, you haven't even seen Act 2 yet, bro.
Hold y-reserve your judgment.
Explosives factory then you'll be happy to know that you'll be picking up a high-powered explosive charge on your way
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Okay, we're gonna need some manners.
I got some gas.
Gross.
No, like gasoline. Like fossils.
Those are real.
Oh yeah.
They're good there.
We gotta kill them with just skunks.
Wait, you think you're starting with them?
Yeah, that's right.
That's what we're talking about.
We know.
There's a car up here.
Yeah, I got a frickin M21.
There's a fucking truck!
There's a fucking truck!
Got a golden AK.
And a golden revolver, dude.
I'm pulling it up with my 40-350s.
Trying to play as a golden one.
Kazashi.
of
of
the
the
I got no spare parts. I got no parts!
Oh, this is a stickier.
It's a ball.
Where's our car?
There's a cop car. There's a cop car.
Oh, this is known as the Benchy.
Wait, fill up the gas.
the
series. We have a strong
time as we field
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the fact that
if you want something like
you are not interested in
I wonder if we were all in that class and we would have four portals on the train.
Hey guys!
Oh, he's pissed.
Oh, fellas? I can't break that bus.
I need a new gun man, the M21 is not in.
I don't think we have a winch.
We have no winch.
Should go get one.
Me more right side.
Me at low.
Oh, don't worry about the gun.
He's dead, he's dead.
He's got a bunch of musketeers.
He's got a bunch of them.
I'm trying to shoot him.
I guess she's here.
He's back up!
Oh shit.
There's spare parts over there.
Where?
They marked you on the back.
Okay.
He's on the back window dude!
I'll make sure to go around.
I'm getting out dude, I'm fragging.
Oh, we're still right found.
Oh, it took fall damage from that.
Dude, I can make that jump higher real quick.
Okay, stepping on the goop next thing spawn.
uh i think our parts work yeah yeah i think he needs a new tire
wait everyone i thought we used this third part is it used it for everybody
i think so i think so
they're one uh i don't know what you got
come here world's worst
no come on but
I get myself the dude shield.
Captain, do you have a gun for you right here?
Re-champing the dude.
I need a new gun.
It's in that building.
Does that have 21 there if you want to try it?
It ain't that great.
How do we disable this thing?
Wait, you already put it?
So what was wrong with the M24?
I just don't like the way it feels. Doesn't do as much damage as I feel like it should.
Oh, one more time, he's coming.
No, I'm pretty sure he won't.
Oh, let's go north to deliver that car.
Dude, this guy's the scream sound crazy.
You're limited in 10 games.
Oh my god, I'm so off.
Come on guys, you got water.
I can't do that, look.
Got him.
Nice.
I'll burn the bridge just some guys quite a few I
Never scared
They can take on three guys at once
Like your butt
I'm getting to the go around
different fucking
how you
stairs
where
oh shit
yeah
take the monkey now
i don't think i did him
Oh
It's really so far away, what the fuck?
Let's get him boys.
I'm going for G.
Oh, is this fucking giant thing?
Oh, it shoots later!
Yeah, I'm going for G.
Guys, my house is filled with calm.
Dude.
And there's also a key.
Dude, I actually can't see.
Follow my voice.
I can't see.
I'll keep an eye on him.
Keep following me.
I am fucking...
Love phones.
Anyone need a ride?
How about?
Thank you.
What am I feeling in there?
You're a running boy coming over there while you're over there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You gotta get out of here.
We're all in.
You gotta get out of here.
I got him off your window.
Okay, you've got to put this remover on this thing.
It's been said.
Understood this very first all the way north
This is awesome
Well, you mark them on the map
We got your back captain
I have to up.
Okay, yes we got him in here.
Come on.
What did he say?
I see goon.
You're dead already.
Tango's down.
Ammo's water.
Wait, does the turret have ammo? Wait, what is the turret?
Yeah, yeah, it's ammo.
He's a nice little area.
Yeah, this fair part.
Everybody just came down here.
We got a mission to do, so sure.
Oh, man.
We can make a good life here, though.
Settle down.
We need to repopulate.
We need to repopulate the Earth.
We gotta repopulate.
I'm very fertile right now. I'm ovulating.
That's perfect, cause I'm stored at a big load.
Let's repopulate.
Chuggin.
You do for me now.
Haha.
That was what, a girl over, what, that's not mine. That was my back up life.
Oops.
I'm beggin' to be doped.
You crazy, Captain. You crazy.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
We're running low on gas.
What are those things? Wait, can we take those blue parts?
Where?
Why are they like living in these parts?
It's from our last part.
That's what I needed.
Awesome.
Stop!
I need to reload!
It's not a zombie swan, it's not a zombie swan, I was scared, I wasn't scared at all
in their time.
It's a very calm looking one, I'm never afraid of anything, not even ghosts, or the ammo
I know things that are like small packages, but we all get them, okay.
I hear something big, gang, I hear something big.
It's me.
Hmm.
to use for this.
Ooh, more Sun Geiger.
Can you pull the car up to this building where you hop on it?
Or can you just climb up?
Maybe I can climb this.
Am I even supposed to go on it?
Oh, you're supposed to go in it.
That thing is crazy.
How do we get in this thing?
Oh, you can't get on it.
There we go.
I should go inside and find out what he's doing.
Hey, Solid, how we winch it off?
Fucking jump.
Hey, can one of you, not all of you, shoot me when you're done?
No, no.
Okay, and then do nearly as- oh shit, there's no strikes.
They didn't do as much as I thought it was gonna do.
this guy shot me in the face
like with a shotgun man
he was freaking getting exploded
told me to shoot you I shot you
he didn't say it was wood
I'm so fucking dead dude
where are you going?
I'm fucking holding back man
I'm coming
I'm in my soft little egg.
Oh, what is it?
There's the guy that killed me.
Okay, once you hit me with the rocket.
Just spam Q while you're in your little thing, your pod.
I'm man-helping.
I don't think we were prepared, fellas.
There's too many of those rocket launchers.
They're like, this is insta-fuck me.
Yeah, I put my dome down and I still got the rot.
do not forget the press queue i think there's enough queue pressing going around
okay so you can lose get a new tube yeah i panic the uh the shove
I have not is not did not protect me as much I thought it would I don't have I'm doing it wrong
or a loss dude let's try again I want to change my story again everyone gets their intent
Indeed, that's awesome!
You ready to get back to work?
But how do I actually...
Well, I can spend some goop to customize my car, bros.
I got 60 it's a thousand
Oh there's a certain rumor I must respond to the drill is not as many snidely commented
An attempt to compensate for anything.
Loadout, that's what I was looking for, I'm dumb.
We get that AK-47 TM.
We can get the ARK.
Yes, I would like to equip this guy.
Wait, what?
R-R-R-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow.
Uh, it's equipped.
Do I...
Yeah, I want the double bear.
Do you equip a weapon for each kind of like weapon and then that's what you find in the
game?
How's this work?
No, wait, maybe.
I'm sorry, the walk is ush, he only sees enemies.
You're dangerous, I like that.
I'm equipping the mag 10.
That's right, I like you.
You're okay.
There's a room.
Oh, I see, I'm dumb.
I'm dumb, I'm dumb, I'm dumb, I'm dumb, I'm dumb.
Ask for more things
No
I live a minimalist lifestyle just me and my blade and my guns and my drone
One of those like
What
What is that
the ACW
What the hell?
Oh, that's it
Where is that?
Is that a assault rifle?
No...
Those noises
I think I want this one
I
Open that one on screen for me
Third grade
Thank you, you probably did look like a Asian woman
Yeah, I actually have a picture exactly with that haircut crowbar
We can get a money
We can change our med kit yeah, but
are I have personalized
truly the most powerful blade wait wait
look at us yeah
stand still yeah
it's not doing it for him
guys
I don't see nothing.
You don't see the darkness?
Oh yeah.
I see.
My guys are in blackface now.
We're on a clock here.
What do you want to do first?
D.
Commando and deer eggs.
We almost built a facility.
We'll do this life on the edge.
I'm still immersed if we do.
I'm about to do it.
Dude, thank you, Saber Interactive.
I'm telling you, you're going to shoot a few things
for this pistol and not want to use any of it.
Focus, entertain.
We're sponsoring this.
I like the Glock.
Hell nah, this thing, I mean this thing,
one bullet collapsed them.
I think Saber published it.
3DMG.
I don't already have it.
Is there any way?
Bro, I do, what do you mean?
They made this game too!
Nice Versa?
One of them published it, one of them made it.
Thank you both for making this masterpiece that I can enjoy with my homies.
And you can enjoy too by clicking the panel below with your homies.
Do I not say Blackface during a sponsor?
Dude, me and John Carpenter were homies, man, so...
He said it was cool. I actually asked him before.
I can be the next person to...
There ain't no response.
Yippee!
Let's do this.
Confederation Black Shield.
Get the explosive.
Going online.
We gotta get, uh...
Not the cop car.
Yeah that's what it was assed, especially when you lit it on fire and you see the car
on the door from the other car.
I have my purple mark as the other car.
Damn!
Dude I'm freaking launching artillery.
What the fuck does that?
Thank you. This is Street's explosive rounds.
This specific truck, Leon. What's so special about it?
Eww! I got the revolvers.
The revolver is disgusting.
I'm trying to use for this.
The revolver fucking rules.
This is a for...
This is a Camry.
Yeah, this is my monster.
We got a Tallywacker.
I
When the way I'm coming brand new we've just hopped in
Cruising down the street in my six
Chalking the good
fucking good
No, it's up.
Big man behind us.
I'm fucking down, soldier!
He's short, big man!
I'm fucking down!
Get these fucking flash heaters off me, man!
Can't wreck this old man.
I'm sorry, man!
Dude, they beat the fuck out of me.
ah
Dude, I okay I couldn't see those lines one two
How unlucky is that I got destroyed immediately in front of the fucking Yamato cannon the fucking old lander?
Yeah, we might need to character swap
I got a girl in a club, but I don't know what else to say. I live in kiss her at moon. Yeah, man. Nice story, bro
anyone else
Anyone else trying to to fib
You are the girl. All right, man. Sure. I don't believe you
Nope. No level fellows.
I'll try again.
Listen, there can only be one Asian woman in this group. I'm gonna need you to up your drag. That's me.
You've got things to do.
That was a quick mission against what the one person has.
Wait, why?
They don't want to play into the stereotype.
Hey, we're coming.
That Garak can't drive.
Oh yeah, that is a common stereotype amongst us and our friends.
That Garak specifically is bad at driving.
Just Garak it up.
I can drive.
God.
For what reason?
He's just always been bad
I was a David Buster say in six chicks saw me crush the high score on the ski ball game and ran a
Train on me in the bathroom it was Pog. All right, man. Thanks for tuning into the street
That's awesome, that is awesome
Welcome to the show dude.
Get back!
Yay!
I marked the G.
They can fake game with homes at like game reveals.
All right guys, we're going down the highway right now.
I'm seeing some Zeds in front of us, take them out.
Does the gas in on the way?
This is a good truck, you know?
It's one of your 12s.
The device will be quite heavy.
We need something.
Good looking out, Garrick.
Hey, I appreciate that.
You guys go over to take another barbecue after this?
Oh yeah, crazy day with his barbecues.
Am I right?
Can't wait to get there after we finish this mission.
They call me the Street Sweeper.
I'm going up.
I feel valuable.
Get out of there.
Look out for that.
Oh
Now he said hey good work out there excellent teamwork guys nice angie. Thanks soldier
All right, let's get out of here
Force ghost left, let's make a cow
I'm in the game.
You can call it a G, man.
Nice job.
I know you can do that.
There's mines everywhere.
What's that?
Oh, no!
I
I
Was dead
Can we kill this lover?
I'll try and then get a sweet spot. Get a sweet spot. Oh my god. I got one shot
I just fucking fucking...
Whoa, I got that bird!
Oh no!
I'm a tree!
Fucking...
I have my heal.
He threw up on me and one shot me.
The back of his shotgun dude.
Yeah, he like shotgunned him with all of the birds.
What's that for the mines?
It's logged on me.
Why is there a little marker on this bush?
Um
Like this things
There's a screen boy. Oh my god, it's a lot
Take a man goes up
Fucking common soldier
I'm going for the gerryks in the house. Oh god
Yeah, there's a lot of fellas by me.
Get her white chocolate.
Run!
I'm fucking running, man.
We're gonna save Gamerick.
We're so close to the fucking Jeep dude.
I'll go get the sheep. I'll get Derek.
Hey, Mark.
Is it deep? Yeah.
I hope it has gas every once in a while.
There's a laser beam up here.
Okay. Kind of weird, but that happens.
There's a mine above you, too.
HAHAHAHA
Let's just say, uh, I might have just got gooped out.
HAHAHAHA
Let's just say, I might have got signed by the, uh, orbital cannon.
Are you dead or you're down?
I'm behind you.
I'll see you.
I haven't seen you in a while.
It's actually never mind you're right here.
Fuck it, come on, man.
Yeah, I just spawned, I just got burned.
Bad news, I didn't get the B.
That's okay, we'll get it now.
This is for John Carpenter.
Oh my god
Sticky and powers
I'm gonna need someone the long range weapon. I'm coming soldier. Watch out for the mines on the road
I
Was nowhere near it man, okay on the clip up there
Yeah, but is that a fucking stick and dynamite?
Oh, it's a fucking...
It's not as thick as I thought.
That should be, didn't it?
Nice.
Gasolina!
Shoja!
Alright, we got the jeep.
Let's get the parts now.
Gasolina!
Is that ammo in the back?
No, it's got a turret.
It has all the Sungate.
I'm pretty good with the Sungate, dude.
Do it.
All right.
It's that real Sungate.
Not that sliding tier DM Sungate.
It's like the whole point of Sungate again, wasn't it?
The war against evil spirits.
We gotta put him around the lecozzas.
I'm gonna take a little tour of it.
Okay, go.
Where's the good one?
Oh
They're gonna know the things behind us
I'm watching our six
I can't do it. I got this guy on my guy.
I got my drone for a reason.
You son of a bitch.
I did.
Fuck you.
Dude, what the fuck was that, like, cobra thing?
It's the Whacker, dude. It whacks us off.
The Tally Whacker.
I'm not trying to have all the POIs.
The poise, the poise, and I ain't talking about the forage that they serve in the world.
Oh yeah, I've traveled.
The fuck does he mean by that?
I don't fucking know.
I'm Applebee's.
Oh my God!
Applebee's official!
Look out, there's zombies!
What are they doing?
I think they're like, they're like blow up.
We need that gas.
Now all the ammo those small ones are shared.
Yeah.
Oh, please have one.
Let's refuel, sir.
Affirmative!
Enter and drive the ship!
of
the
I got like mad at XP for doing that.
This guy's freaking moose in the stat.
Gonna fill up with hope.
I've had in years.
Can I ride on the top like this?
Let's see.
Let's go to the scrap.
I just wanna drop my bag right on the garrick, you know?
The bag's bag.
Wait, that's sweet.
You didn't even have to be inside.
That's not how we're gonna pop this.
Can you populate?
You try.
You try.
That's it.
There's a mouse here that went up there.
That's where it works.
We're just grabbed there.
Right there.
Grab that shit.
You just said you're the master blaster
I'm out of ammo on the shirt.
I'm clearing the front, soldier.
I'm lovin' every way I can.
behind us on the top.
Big boys coming where we came from.
Aw shit, school.
We're in a bad spot.
We need to push over.
I think behind us is the better place.
We got all the big boys back here.
A, B, C, out of ammo dude.
Which way are we going again?
Backwards, backwards.
Almost on my dad.
I'm fucking fraggin' out.
I'm going back in the middle of it.
I
We good wow
I need ammo. Yeah, I think there might be about those
of
some of the
We've got the achievement together some of the simulators, but
We'll mark that again
There's something called a sledge seat on this bridge. Oh, yeah, it might be below it some message up top
There's stairs there.
There's a lion boot down here, dude.
Whoa, what a fat man.
There's more.
We can't see you there.
This is hit to red spot.
We got one of them.
There's many more. He's freaking good.
We're great.
We're good.
He's shot good. Easy.
He's dead. He's dead.
Why? Okay.
Wait, where's, uh...
You were going to get it.
Oh, I wonder what?
There's two of them.
I can't grab this other shiny thing.
Oh, maybe only one person getting carried one at a time.
someone try to grab another one
oh yeah I'm not too far
that's right over there
dude I'm looting
I'm fucking looting
guys you can hold a E when you're near one of these
pick all of them
what the hell is that
I'm coming. I'm coming.
You're basically in the zombie room.
now
We got a goop on over to the
objective
I'm going to the end of the bridge. We're just not a product
We drive without a sample beast
Captain do right this fuel right here
I'm so out of shape.
Hey guys!
Get in!
Holy shit!
That was so cool!
That was cool, man.
I'm looking for ammo!
I bet there's ammo at the uh...
I'm refueling.
I'm refueling.
Well!
Okay.
There you go.
You're rich, I got you, beautiful.
I'll take that win.
Spin it up and turn it.
Ha ha ha!
Oh my god, dude, the shotgun fucks up the gunners.
I'm pretty sure I got the combo locked in.
I ain't never changed weapons.
Did you see it go crazy?
Oh my god, the group.
I
Oh, there was not a motor not good maybe there is maybe inside maybe inside the
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Where?
Out of the opening way.
Oh.
And the line's going out, dude.
Get the freaking loop.
Yeah, there's that one there.
I'll get it a little bit.
Done.
I'm fricking did the QTE.
Oh god, big ding, big ding.
Guys, get the fuck out of here.
Get out, get out.
get the fuck out of here get out get out get out
grab a clip
laser laser
I killed it but I'm so low at 3 hp
I gotta move
ugh
I think we did it.
Make sure you got all the ammo that you can get in here, if you just send him away right now.
I need a fully in medic dude.
Yeah, my abilities are cool now.
There's a medical drop, not to focus on this.
It's right next to Acobe's.
I got him.
I got to get down or something.
Hey.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Hey, good luck.
I got out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Watch my back.
I hear something big behind us, boys.
I see it.
Oh my god.
I get it.
I really need a group up here for the yield.
I never miss
All right next to the objective as I don't want to ride in this car anymore dude. He's gonna be hopping out
Don't be saying he did out the car. It could be worse to get your minds man
Yeah, I guess we have to get here.
Oh, I thought that was the blast zone.
It's there to blow it.
I'm freaking hitting it.
Are we gonna have a run?
I think we're gonna.
That was cool.
Look at that.
Yeah, that looks like a drivable path to me.
Yeah.
I
Guys my groceries this guy here and the person who delivered them said sounds like you're having fun in there
Yeah
John Carpenter is toxic commander
You know what? I'm gonna do that right now
I was saying
I was playing
Toxic commander
John Carpenter's
Toxic Commander
versus Link
I'm the master
That's what I got
You always want to disclose that
That's what I think
I'm gonna take me while I'm texting my drivers
I am texting them right now
,
where is the
one
of the
one of the
one
of the city
,
I mean we're out of ammo anywhere, right on the track?
Yeah, but it has that shot hole thing, right?
Oh, yeah, that's true.
We can take both.
Yeah, true.
I told them you two could be having a blast at the time if you get John Carpenter's
Toxic Commander.
Okay, I'll drive alone then I guess, man, I'm gonna fucking, I might not drive off this
cliff.
That's what I'm talking about.
You get it.
You get it.
That's fine.
You got that one.
Don't feel bad for him.
What the fuck is this power?
Okay.
Welcome to the end.
I'm gonna chant these.
Nothing.
What the fuck is this power?
Okay
I'm on the cantees
Yeah, I'm scared that you like confessing the furious
Oh, how's that continuous?
I'm out the whip, I'm out the whip, I'm moving
There's a lot of weather.
Hey.
Hello.
Wait for you.
Yo, we gotta give this fucking Tassie boy.
Oh, I'm fucking low, man.
I got my ability.
Group up!
Who are you killing?
Oh, that's real nice.
Thank you.
Thank you.
dude I'm almost full tempel like I literally have like one or two house
extra house
do we need any gas or some gas right here?
nah, we're ready
oh no
oh Applebee!
Jesus, it's just him me
it's just him me
move the plane, move the vehicle
I'm waiting for you
The
Destructs it's our lines
As much to be born when my egg
Yeah, no I didn't go in
I'm a fucking loser
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why you're driving alone.
No, I was hanging out with Applebee's.
Yeah, I hope you mentioned it.
You have a steering.
I mentioned it, though.
I don't have a steering.
Ruby, get back first apps after 9 p.m.
Where the fuck am I?
Where the fuck I am?
Dude, come save me.
Help!
I'm on my way.
And then I'm coming.
What do you mean you're coming?
I'm on my way and then I'm coming.
Save me.
Birth me.
Gears getting chased by a charger.
You're fine.
Dodge.
Dodge charger.
I
Do you dodge
That feels good my skin
I got a lot of pistol bullets I got like 200 minus 80
I don't want to try that
I'll show the goof made from our vagina juice
mmm I never tried that
I never
I'll shuffle them
did not mean to do that
Oh, they're the rats in there.
We need two spare parts over there.
Now.
Got it.
Wait, just one there.
Oh, wait, no, we only get spare parts.
We make them move.
Oh, shit, I'm just...
That has to be done.
I
guys I got the torque up here
good job sir hey there's there's ammo up here
oh it's your ammo I'm throwing it down
alright put that bait in
Was that a mortar up there?
Yeah, it is
All right, sure gotta handle this is another shotgun right here
How am I going that actually now?
Well, I got some big packs
Yeah
We have more than one
Yeah, it's a bunch
I don't know what to spend my point on your strap
Okay
This is a Tesla town where it's right now. There's a thing over here
you want to try the mortar yeah I'll prepare this too yeah yeah I don't know how
I don't know how this thing works I just activated an hour I waited so it's like
last minute. I think we wait.
I'm pulling it.
Wait, it's a deal, guys. It seems they're going to come to that.
Oh, nice.
So, I guess they're not going to go to the spot we're supposed to defend.
They can't kill them, Shark?
Yeah.
Ooh, that's kind of sick.
Oh
Oh, shit, there's a trucker.
Oh, two guys are right here.
I'm going to kill all my dogs.
We're fucking getting sworn, man.
Thank you!
I need a...
RUINED IT!
There's more skin on my blood.
Dude, watch me. Watch me while I'm just fucking hitting all these guys on the truck.
Sick, Lord.
I need you. I need you. Just got one shot left on...
Oh, my...
How am I on fire?
The fire thing came up here.
Holy fuck!
We won!
That's crazy.
We just weren't gaming hard enough, dude.
I didn't know it was possible to lose in this game. We're playing hard!
Of course it is.
Why can't you crash? No.
I need you. I'm level 7.
Alright fellas, group up. Group up, group up.
We did really good.
Yeah, we did alright.
Grouping all right
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Actually, this game was not bad actually. I kind of okay. Epic. Yeah. This is awesome.
Thank you guys for playing with me. Um, I'll see you guys on the Minecraft SMP later.
I'm gonna go piss in my toilet.
Have fun?
Nice.
The pure chaos, man. Jesus Christ.
Mew mew mew mew mew mew. Good. Very good.
Ready to work.
Ooh!
You joined since it's like left or dead. Yeah. I I would say.
The specials, what they do is really cool.
Or yeah, like like that guy with like the fucking grabby hand and shit.
That's just awesome.
I don't like that they all look the same.
I mean, I know that like shape wise, they don't look the same.
But like like makeup wise, they look the same.
I don't know.
Uh, it was I.
It was I.
Compared to back for blood.
Hmm.
I like I think I like it more than back for blood.
I mean, that depends.
I got a fair amount of back for blood.
I didn't go super hard, though.
I don't know. It was good. I appreciate my friends playing with me. Of course, it was fun.
Sweet. Not bad.
Not bad, not bad. God carpenter. Yeah, the back for blood card, so I didn't mind it. I didn't mind it.
I made this for these segments.
Oh, yeah.
One quick deadlock, Aram? No. We're going to play the Joker's game again from the start.
Yup, yup, yup. We're not actually doing that.
We're playing Crimson Desert today, dude. Let's go.
Let's fucking go, dude.
I'm not actually playing
from the desert, guys.
Um, I don't know if I actually said that.
You know that over the top game, it's 1914 on steam right now.
Very funny.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
For the record, it's a game about World War one.
That's when World War one happened.
explain the joke what does flush mean stupid mods it's like a cool way to
describe not playing a game anymore because it got boring is a really cool
Amigo do you know what I am saying I got a P real quick
That's on Putin's three-day SMO lasting longer than World War One already.
I don't care about work.
I don't care about Putin's suck me off.
All right, man.
I got a P big time.
B or B.
You got this guard chance.
I'm gonna pull it through
Wait, how long has it been?
Ten minutes?
I think we're due for another one, guys.
What do you think?
Another jump scare coming up?
Yep.
Oh my god the watchers no fucking way it's happening it's happening oh my god
thank you blizzard
I'm pausing again for the fucking fifth time in five seconds. I cannot fucking believe how excited I am!
Let's go! It's the ocean! It's the ocean! That's the eye of the storm! That's the eye of the storm!
Oh my god it's the fucking 8th icecrown!
ICE CROWN!
I'm a big Vtuber guy, myself.
I have very strict requirements though, okay?
One, they must have enormous breasts.
Two, they must be at least part animal.
Okay?
Or like alien space creature, something, anything.
Okay?
They cannot stream longer than three hours.
And informed by my doctor that master is going from
middle of that time every day.
It's potentially dangerous.
Hehehehe.
Close one.
You told me a bit about yourself, Billy.
What are you into?
Anime?
Not getting shot.
What's okay Billy?
You know, being honest.
Look, there's no bullets.
And in the grand scheme of things, physical appearances should never take precedence over
the value and dignity of human life.
In this imaginary scenario you are about to shave your head.
I'm sorry, detective, I don't think I'll be shaving my head.
Hair loss is a natural part of the aging process, and in my profession it's not uncommon
to encounter individuals with varying degrees of alopecia.
However, if you are anyone you know is experiencing significant or sudden hair loss.
It's always best to consult with a medical professional.
There could be an underlying medical issue that requires attention, such as a hormonal imbalance or nutrient efficiency.
I don't believe in doctors.
I bet the yellow cardboard fellow I bumped into earlier stole for me.
What was stolen? Something for guiding spirits? That's what.
I'm not gonna back. The wrong person's gonna get guided.
Oh, what should I do?
I don't know if this guy's meme-y or not.
I can't tell.
I think I got banned here?
Ohhhh.
Oh, he said this is boring as shit. Gotta go.
That's all he said.
Alright, I guess he is serious.
You got me, chat.
He got me.
I'm confessing.
I am using an elaborate trainer that increases my stats by one.
Every time I die.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Even though my damage is literally the same every time I hit the boss.
Even though my HP bar never moves!
So this is one that was moving around a bit.
All right, I don't want to learn you guys the Wolfs and I we had two party members die in this exact spot yesterday, okay?
Oh my god.
I watched that shit.
I think a lot of people have seen that shit.
I'm not allowed to get revived anybody.
Just saying.
Look, I'm just saying just to clear it just to break the ice a little bit guys.
I'm a different man than I was yesterday.
Oh, he's reborn. Holy shit.
Fair enough.
I'm back, fellas. I'm back, fellas. I'm back, fellas. I'm back, fellas. So is moon paying
bigger to get them to ninja a staff of Jordan. So about the staff of Jordan,
uh, I, I didn't know I was getting that until I woke up. So I didn't pay for that. I don't think.
I got a hamburger.
What kind five guy
The five hot dudes, what are we playing today fellas
Why is your camera not showing coward?
I don't want you guys to see me stepping my face.
Rim world?
Dude true.
Let's see that mod that turns it into a survival game.
True, dude true.
The mod looks cool. We'll see if it is cool though.
Boom.
Boom.
Pending my friends a listen, thanks for playing with me, by the way, I appreciate that very
much.
Grant, no problem, bro?
Yeah, thank you guys for watching, I appreciate that, actually.
Wait.
A chatter complain about this song playing too much.
Hang on.
Hmm.
Was the thong before this one a motion engine or heads will roll a track remix?
Whoa! Whoa!
You can listen to this, you haven't played Moroan? I mean I've played Moroan before just on stream.
Whoa!
Well, let's boot up the game and see if it works.
Name of mod.
Oh, um.
There you go.
Good command.
W.
Chat, am I chopped?
Don't just involve four.
Yeah.
It learned dead.
Why was that being spent?
I
My god, how long has it been since we played a room world dude, this won't be a normal playthrough though
My game is loading
I remember dying to the scribals.
The last time we died was to a McQueen, actually, and we got raided from a river.
a raid that I've literally never ever seen before in hundreds of hours of play.
Why 2025?
Damn!
Damn!
That was like two years ago.
Why is my game not loading?
I
Hmm
I got to enable some stuff. This one.
Incompatible with Camera Plus. I thought I disabled that. I did not. I unsubscribed from it.
Oh. How come it didn't auto disable it?
Oh no, I didn't. I kept this one. Okay. Everything's fine. Don't panic.
So this mod comes with a couple of mods that it recommends having.
This is one of them and uh, where's the animations as well?
Vehicle framework.
Just leave already.
Allow us to leave maps at the edges.
settings it says okay. Auto sort.
No sex mod dude. I wonder if we can manually have sex with someone in it now that with this
What's wrong?
Mm.
stuffing my face with burger
load
I don't want the fog of war normal
Hmm.
Teeter, there's not fucking more in Default Rim World, what do you mean?
Dude, this better freaking work, man.
I think I'm gonna have to reload again.
Ha ha ha, I'm a fucking moron.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Wait, this pre-pattern mod is making it so I can actually see what's happening when
it's loading.
When I use rimsort, bro, I got like a hundred mods, man, I don't know the fuck that is.
Rimsort will fix your load order.
fixed though me thinks you be remworld the time deleter dude I got Laotian
food do you like that? I've never had it all I know about Laos is the the movie
with Clint Eastwood where he's giga racist but then he turns not giga
racist at the end. Grand terino. Yeah.
Are we Gucci? I think. Okay. Okay.
Naked brutality, dude.
Randy random losing his fun.
Um, sure.
500% or no balls.
How do I change it?
Am I dumb?
No, can't fuck you, I'm turning back on it in a second, I mean it's absolutely, I'm eating
the fries.
Custom.
Where's Custom?
Am I dumb?
Oh.
Oh
Is this like are these like normal losing his fun settings I don't think so
I don't think so
You can select losing his fun.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Standard place island.
Oh, here we go.
Nice.
I was like, I'm pretty sure I'm losing his fun to get like a minus to mood at the
very least.
is fun makes it so you yield less stuff what the fuck what the hell friendly fire 40% that
won't matter child shamblers check how come child raiders isn't selected now it is now
No it is.
Child soldiers.
No coverage.
No one hundo.
Um, sure whatever.
Let's get a gigamap.
Wait, hold on.
We'll do this.
So it doesn't fuck up.
Um, okay.
Ain't no woke liberals taking away my child soldiers.
I'm just wondering why it's okay to have them as zombies.
What zombie movie is it where it starts with a lady in a house and she gets chased by
the kid zombie?
What movie is that?
The show is so tight
Don on the dead remake the show is fucking epic
Chatter-chats he says dude DUE that was so sick I
Think he's mocking me guys. I'm gonna be honest
your buddy was an extra in that movie what the hell I don't want to live in the
toxo grasslands I think
we're into a forest art cuz I'm scared you won't judge me right
Roy
I want like a cool map with like a formation feature increase wildlife wild fiber corn cringe
What was that Creek
What am I eating fry singular fry
Turn landmarks bottom right. Oh there you go. There's been a while since I played
Lake with Island.
Ancient Uplink Bay.
Fajor dude.
Pseu!
Ancient Uplink and Bay.
We will do fluid
We're gonna be
Heedness required rituals orgy sure
Wait your solo though. Oh, yeah
Kulta personality.
Enjoyable way.
No.
Isn't there a way to randomize this when I'm done?
just puking my mouth. Guys, I don't like that song, cult of personality.
Copy-drum thing for 100 million years.
The chairman of justice, dude.
Later divinity godlike power exalted slavery acceptable
Hmm.
Hi Emperor.
How about a different name?
Careman.
Care, man.
Ha ha ha.
Um...
Karn?
I don't really give a fuck about this.
It's gonna be nice.
Where's the feast?
Sky Lantern. Huge.
Generated animals hair? Nope.
how about an African wild dog dude nice okay let's pick our lad shall we
beautiful greedy fast walker no fight oh she's pregnant oh you're gonna be a
a lot of violence. We're looking for good traits right now. Um, re-roll. Fast learner. We're
looking for like the movement ones or tough. Probably the movement ones. Fast learner,
fast walker, old gunshot painful. Brave jogger, meow meow meow meow. You got fucking asthma,
Are you a loser?
Chemical fascination brave tough 54.
Old gunshot.
Hmm.
Hmm...
Whoa!
He likes math? No, he loves math.
Let's see here.
Stoner!
We had wanderlust that might be good for what we're gonna be doing
What is this background what the hell is happening? What is that?
The fog
Very neurotic
tough shooting medical I don't know if we rock the very right this is not a bad
character live why not make it a vampire why not make your mom a vampire
I'm trying to think about what would be useful.
brave tough so I'm trying to like think about like what would be useful while
we're alone we have to build a shelter at least
shooting in medical yeah I don't even know if we need shooting we're gonna be
doing a lot of it
This is good.
Skip.
Menagerist.
Oh, it's for animals.
I knew that.
This guy has some sus stats, what is this?
Why are they so high?
He has no health conditions.
We got eight medical, dude.
Fifty-two, though?
Yeah, true.
Fast learner, delicate, can't do delicate.
Sanguine, steadfast, quick sleeper.
Not bad.
Optimist, fun-loving, fast walker, not bad.
We don't take nervous, not sickly.
Hard worker, anxious, absintheid, too smart, torture our slow book, fast learner.
this person cannot do violence workaholic
hmm
huh
hmmm
40 lush
I think I was a mountain lover. I've never seen that.
I think I have some, I think I have some mod that's like adding traits.
Mayhavs.
Sanguine Masterkist. Bloodlust.
Or Medical. No fire for shooting.
I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but once I see a dude, Mama Mia.
Oh fuck.
No!
Refined palates.
of
the
the
only
way
to get two scars that
Zero construction? Dude, who freaking cares? I work so fast to level up.
Is the aching bite scar-dipper from the other one?
I think it just makes it the limb less effective. Maybe. No, it's adding pain.
Uh, re-roll.
Tough neurotic big-boned.
Construction medical.
age 13 chronological age 78 fat loser kid dude what
it? How do I change me gender? You can't. Hmm. I thought I had the model on me change
up. Reroll! Martial Artist. Learned a special move to disarm opponents, neat. Dude, dude,
Nice fro dude.
Can't click the little icon next to age. Nope.
Drunken master.
She's more dangerous and mainly the more intoxicated she becomes.
Tectophobe.
Bread slick, Keith. That's cool, then.
Call me slick.
When he game?
Dude I'm gaming right now, I'm picking my character, this is important dude.
This is an important part of the game.
dog person 45 old gunshot tough optimist thick skin no violence
Hmm
Yeah, can we get jogger and tough what do you guys think is it possible perfectionist
What the f...
Mod name please, this is sick. What's sick?
What is sick? I don't think it's different right now.
This is fucking awesome dude! This is fucking sick!
And dimension.
Jogger trigger happy. So with the...
With the mod where you like WASD control
There is no aiming time, so that's not that good.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
You guys know that song?
Doop doop doo doop, boop boop boop boop.
What about this guy, lady?
Fast learner dude.
Fast learner, dude.
Fast learner, dude.
Plants zero.
We'll save you.
Wait, here's Slick. It's Fred Slick-Keith, dude.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Which is addicted to caffeine. Me too bro. Me too.
Fast learner too smart.
Aking bite scar. Shooting fire.
Cooking fire.
150% learning speed.
Coffee's your personality, by the way. Yeah, I drink mine black.
I'm just kind of weird. I'm kind of quirky like that, actually. That's my quirk, is that
I typically, I'll eat steaks rare, and I like to drink my coffee black.
You know, this kicker's not bad.
We got fast learner though that'll cover you you get shooting XP really fast generally
The issue
Is we're gonna be on our own and if we're on our own we kind of need stuff like combat related to help us don't we
Am I gonna mine and build a lot? I think I will be making a base. Keep going.
Recluse. The fewer people in Shae's faction the happier she is being alone is
best of all.
industrious iron stomach food poisoning and vomiting are foreign to him no
violence if we can't do the violence then who will
DUNCE!
Whoa!
Cat person.
Oh, that's not what I thought that would be.
Hey, hey, hey!
learner pretty. I haven't seen tough in a while.
Where my tough guys at?
I'm just looking at the traits right now.
Hmm, champ.
You skip them like a liberal?
Dude.
Do not call me that.
Stop.
No violence?
Iron-willed thick skinned.
Trigger happy?
57? No health conditions yet.
Too old, unfortunately.
Tough?
50? Not almost too old.
Can't research.
World weary.
Anxious.
That guy's a wooden foot. I don't want that.
Okay.
Oh, ew.
Wow.
Not good.
Psychopath?
She doesn't mind if others are butchered, left unburied, imprisoned, or sold to slavery,
unless it affects her.
Bed jogger?
trigger happy fun-loving. We got a knee spike.
Cool. Dude, Tuff is so good, man. How do we do this without Tuff?
We got a medical fire, construction fire, we got tough, no shooting fire, but that's
Those are good.
What do you guys think?
Use the character editor mod?
He refuses to butcher animals.
hmm well seeing as we're doing uh the naked and afraid start
we're probably going to have to kill an animal to eat
hmm how come my guy called me a retardant
Let's go.
Old.
Hmm.
Give me a tough one, dude.
Skitzoid.
Give me a tough one, dude.
Skitzoid.
Name your character, Dea.
Oh my God, that would be so funny, dude.
W Jokes.
Oh my god!
We can't cook.
What do we do if we can't cook?
I didn't give him one cooking.
I don't have the editor.
Nutrient paste?
Hmm.
Hmm
Just reroll I ain't rerolling this one fell not doing that
Experience the game from the point of view of one of your many characters
You must stick with the character you choose forever.
You may never switch to omniscient view and you are always in your character's shoes.
Permadeath on.
How come I can't turn it on?
Whatever.
We'll just stop playing when we die.
It was supposed to be a minor surgery, just an hour under anesthetic.
You felt totally safe.
And I woke up inside a drop pod punching through the atmosphere of a distant room world.
Aside from a slick mysterious goo all over your body, you are totally naked, with no
preparation, no supplies, and no tools.
Can you survive?
Oh
Dude I'm WSD and bro. Oh shit
Did I pick it up and drop it
Okay, what do we got to do first
I'm holding left click on the tree right now, by the way.
Okay.
Now what?
Okay.
This thing's gonna suck ass, dude.
Carrying Shorbo awful.
I gotta equip it.
How do I check the inventory?
There's a button for it.
Let me look at the uh mod page real quick
All right here we go
Don't delete it?
Hey!
Get your ass back here!
I'm gonna try and left click directly on him.
Oh, I have like a sprint, but like it reduces something that I have yeah, I just right-click
of that away okay I got to look at the
keybinders hang on perspective chips
there was a list of keybinders in here
let me find it real quick
E.T. Open Inventory, yeah.
Um, Consumerat, no, no, no, no.
Butcher.
Okay, I put it in my inventory by right clicking.
How do we make you work on this?
Oh my god, we can't!
Wait.
E, drop.
Figuring out the controls, I'm trying to un-forbid it, but maybe I don't have to.
Oh no, stop.
Okay, there we go.
We cannot butcher.
So let's just eat the raw the raw meat guys
Mmm, so good
You got some meal root Kappa it didn't get any
We got to make a house
Yeah, we just ate that raw rat we can't make food
How do I repair you?
Oh, let me turn my game up.
Claim it!
Duh!
Oh, do we?
We're gonna need some wood arena.
There's probably an Amar guy.
Okay, remove this fucking stump, you loser.
Still getting used to the controls here.
Uh, pause, order.
Product, mm, structure.
Neat.
Neat.
I think I gotta drop the wood I have.
Mm-hmm. Oh, why can't I put it there?
Oh, there's a tree there. What the hell?
Remove this thing immediately.
How come I can't?
Okay.
Build copy now.
Dude.
Dude.
What the fuck are you doing?
Pick it up.
That's the sprint sound, by the way.
We gotta go kill something else.
Use of the door?
Hmm, don't think we do a rhino fellas, if I'm being honest.
Oh wait, we can just get some barais, dude.
Okay, I hit H, pick them berries up, blah.
Sure is quiet out here, ever since I was sent to the rim world.
Character's gonna have a fucking breakdown.
Cause he's tired.
Whatever man, go sleep on the fucking floor.
We'll do more about this in the morning.
Stupid bushes.
Eat the berry.
That'll do big.
That will do.
Dog will hunt.
Sleeves... OH MY GOD!
Rename him now?
What's a good name for someone who has been stranded on a room world anyway?
We're gonna have a breakdown.
Smelly armpits.
Hey, we're an adventure, dude.
This corpse is down there.
Oh, shit.
Just an anomaly thing.
Weeberries.
Staterino.
I think I forgot to put a roof on my base by the way.
Yum-yum-yum. yum-yum-yum. yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.
Shoot that guy. Now eat him.
Hehehe, he's cut so much squire!
No!
I think we have quite possibly the worst weapon we could possibly have around by the way.
Get your ass back here!
Pick them up.
Alright.
Now what's so bad about our mood?
Slept in cold, uncovered groin, slept on groin.
Oh my god, we can't butcher animals for leather.
Oh my gosh.
Recreation.
Horseshoe.
We love horseshoes.
We love casting spells.
I'll make him the roof.
Hold on, let's get some Wreck-It boys.
Yeah, buh-ee!
Room World Bond Command doesn't work.
It's not cool to hang out a week.
How are we gonna get close? I guess we'll just kill someone for him.
Come back.
Hey.
Hey.
Slow down.
Fuck you.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You guys roofed you good champ
I mean I think it's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, good enough. I'm gonna light it. Torch. Wall
torch. Okay. Maybe we should get another one for swag, mayhaps? Yeah, I'm thinking that's
It's swag o'clock actually.
Can you make this please?
I need two more wood.
Now that is swag.org.
You know, it'll cheer you up, buddy.
Some sleep.
Oh, yeah.
Hang in there, you beautiful bastard.
Someone says it's unroofed.
They're wrong.
Hello?
Oh, what the hell?
So I think it has to...
I think there has to be like a certain number of tiles on roof for it to count as outside,
and as you can see, we are currently not sleeping outside or outdoors, which means
that that chatter is wrong and stupid, and you got owned.
I cannot build this roof.
I gotta eat my dead rat, hang on.
Oh god.
Let's get the hair first actually.
Mmm, so good.
Yummy
Bottom right tells you indoors outdoors
Tell this
Get up
We'll see what are we good at hmm, maybe we should plant some food
Burner meal meal meal meal meal
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Yo, what we growin', boys?
Weed.
I don't really want to do weaves, I chill.
Do I'm doing it thematically, look?
Errrm...
Stop.
Okay.
Where's the rice?
Show thyself.
I made this song by the way.
Alright.
I can't even see the zone up ahead.
I'm plantin' ma!
I'm plantin'!
Why are you chopping that?
Whatever, just get them all.
You cannot carry any more weight.
Okay, now I'm pissed off.
How come I'll remove the grass?
Dude.
We're planting every individual right now.
Holy fuck dude.
Stop. Stop. Whatever, dude.
How we doing on food?
Food break!
How do you eat that guinea pig?
Hmm, she ate the entire thing.
Okay.
Can you plant the rice now?
I feel like a regular pond would not have as much trouble with this.
Like, why can I click this one right here?
we're wasting a lot of time we gotta slow down a wee bit let's get this road down
then uh call the night shall we?
evil moving needs to get his rest and catch up on uh info wars
A major break risk, huh?
How about you majorly shut the fuck up, pussy?
What the hell are you doing in here?
Locks you in here with me.
What the?
Hey!
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
I
Eat that shit
Yep, that was five whole berries buddy, I gotta not mug me
You were right there man, I'll eat you in the morning
Do you think we need recreation?
Um, not yet, looking like we do, looking like we do.
No, just bootstraps.
Oh, okay.
How come I don't get any recreation from eating this corpse?
Any knowers?
Can I clean?
Hmm, I can't, like, relax.
stuff oh my god yeah right we gotta turn everything in here oops you're right
you're right dude you're right where is home zone we got it place a sitting spot
Can I do this for you?
Or just build a chair?
Dude, shut up!
You think I can just build a fucking chair man?
I have wood on me.
Yeah.
How much is this for a chair, 90?
Forty-five, baby.
Okay, make it, though.
Construction skill too low!
Uh...
Buzzer.
Bench.
meow meow meow meow let's see you try and stop me now
i don't know if i can even like interact with us
you won't when you eat oh yeah I want it to relax social we can go swimming
Okay, I'm not seeing a lot of recreation happening right now.
Here I am in the water.
I am trying to swim.
I need clothing, relief, bath, anyone got some pants?
Fresh Jets will automatically recreate.
Oh, look at that.
This chatter read the guide.
I'm swimming, ma!
I'm really swimming!
What are you?
Guinea pig?
More like dead.
Get your ass back here.
No, not over here.
What is happening?
Oh my god, that was charging me.
I
Yeah, they got I think I'm chopping it down
We're just gonna chop it down
Okay, I got some apples guys anyone wants them
What's like a raw food we can grow that like we can eat?
We can grow berries?
I don't know if we got the plants for that. I got four plants.
I got four plants.
Hmm.
We can grow some stinker.
Looking, looking, looking.
Blueberries.
Blueberry plants.
Blueberries can be pollinated by bees.
They will receive a growth boost as the AP area is found within six tiles.
And what were the berries that you can grow in vanilla?
Cuz that is not a vanilla plant
Excuse me
Strawberries, what are them bitches at?
Right here skill five. I will get there
We'll see some raw uncooked rice for a little bit
You know what I mean?
Everyone's favorite
I got mad as hell right now.
Why are you stopping?
Oh, because I can't kill actions.
Yeah. All I gotta do is left click.
Okay. Let's go home. Let's walk into the wall.
Hey buddy.
Yep. Get a load of that.
Why are you reading that so fucking slow?
I'm surprised we haven't had a breakdown yet if I'm being honest.
We should make a bed.
A really shitty bed.
How am I not sick yet?
Dude.
I'm beautiful so true data ritual spot real quick to make ourselves God hang on
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Choose new role, Chairman. Begin.
Yeah, you the chair, membra?
Divine rule plus 30 mood.
Easy peasy.
I will never go insane.
No, we'll never go insane!
We literally crash landed on a planet and convinced ourselves that we are the glorious
leader of this planet.
That's it.
hmm
let's make some floors in this big
big is shorthand for bitch by the way
in case you did not know that
What?
Oh, I gotta put this here.
Where's that vinegar?
Torch might bug you.
How do I supersede the torch?
How do I supersede the torch?
Right click while holding wood? When I right click?
It puts away the wood.
I'm looking at the mod store.
I can't right click it even when I have it dropped.
Clear.
Goodbye torch.
Alright.
Okay, fuck you then, bitch.
Eat the fucking guinea pig now.
Stop, oh my god.
Uhhh, deconstructs.
So we can dark over here now.
You're loading right now, holy fuck!
I can't help but notice I forgot to put the wood in the middle there, because I'm a fucking
moron.
I bet I won't even be able to build it.
Oh nice.
Oh.
Oh my god!
Nice.
Good.
Fuck you.
I'm making another torch because it looks cool.
I didn't think I got the wood though.
Rrrrrnii'rrrrnii'rrrrnii'rrnii'rrnii'rrnyiiii...
Damn, bro, you live like this?
What's wrong with that?
That place is cool.
Here we are.
Here I am.
We in a bed.
Bed... Not a bed seat, just a bed.
Standing here...
How much was this? 20.
You have Vase's fucking classy? Yeah, I stole them from the last person who lived here.
Swag style?
Ah, fuck.
I just want- oh it's normal, nice.
Way more food, yeah.
Hmm, not sleeping in your brand new bed, Evil Moon Moon.
Hmm, honk-choo!
Not gonna lie, it's kinda rough.
We need a gun.
What is that noise?
These bitch-ass bi-air-ino's out of my fuckin' yard, dude.
You hear them chompin', man?
How the fuck am I supposed to sleep?
We should go collect some food, I think.
Fight them.
We're not going to fight the rhinos with our awful short bow, dude.
Let's finish off our apples here.
Now we have no food.
I can't even look around the map.
That was a double-brillet.
Huge.
Huge?
So fucking ominous, man.
Sneez
Am I good at this game no
No, no, no, no, I'm not a professional now
What else we got up here
These motherfuckers are dropping their eggs everywhere, dude.
Get a grip.
Got some classic boomalopes?
You think they'll let us milk them?
I wanna see what happens when we go to the edge of the map here.
We have to come back, though.
Teleports.
Rice coming along nicely didn't even finish the third rope probably don't need that much rice
Let's go drop our fizz-oot off real quick.
I don't know what sprinting does.
There's like a downside to doing it.
I feel like the...
eat the apple.
Alright, now...
drop the apple...
berry.
Hunger up?
up? Yeah probably. How's our bedroom looking? Zero? Not bad, not bad.
So can I make that?
Do some rec- recreation real quick? Never mind, he doesn't want to do it.
We need, uh, clothes.
It's 54 degrees outside.
Grow some cotton.
Oh, true.
Team some muffler for wool?
Oh my god.
We got three animals though.
They'll probably just attack us.
Because we're a fucking loser.
World of fuckers, the god.
It's freer.
Boom.
Get it to it, buddy.
Oh, we gotta do this one manually.
It's raining.
My guy hates rain.
Mech annoyed signal, we're not concerned with that.
We'll see a better bow.
Probably have like a massive accuracy penalty on our bow because it's awful.
Because it's Kringa?
I find so far away from your house.
This is a fertile soil, so it grows like much faster on it.
Unfortunately our house, which was a pre-generated building that was like a ruin that we took
over.
It's not really close to any fertile soil.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, bitch.
All right, we got her caught and planted.
Get out the way.
I'm hungry, dude.
Dude, maybe we should make a road.
It's going to be hard to do.
Huge.
Recreate.
You are praying. Dear God who art in heaven, please permit me access to a gun.
Give me the gun that I need to kill everyone that I meet.
Feral child wanders in.
They'll try to eat some human flesh.
I can even like free look around.
Let's sleep.
God just answered your prayer and you don't even say thanks.
That kid doesn't have a gun.
Hello?
A locked camera top right?
Shut up, bitch.
Alright, clean your bedroom. Cleanliness is next to godliness and you are of course a god, evil moon.
Oh, we got one healer, uh, what's this called, healer?
Purple menace.
Okay, we're gonna put him down to aggro.
Let's just Ellen all over again
It was a man father we're tired of shit. Do you know how we do
How we doing
We can do stuff like this now, this is cool.
I'm gonna make a little barrier around our base.
Today's rock moving day, I've decided.
Who's gonna pay for this barrier?
The Rimmers.
gonna make them pay brah
I'm
I've heard if you start with any technologies on yeah, we got some stuff
On naked a brew talent
We'll do something like this
Yay! We did it! Now we've got cover around our face, dude. Rock day.
Beef Mark Jesus or something?
You ever done mythic wow rating? Oh no, no, no, no. That ain't me, dawg.
Let's pick up these arms.
What am I carrying, Wood?
What is this shit?
What the hell?
I
Should hug you though, dude, maybe we need another room. I want to make another room. I don't want to do that
Well, how many of these we can carry
Dude, I'm like a hero unit.
Most ponds can only carry one fucking thing.
But this building is kind of cool, it's kind of like an interior building, but there's
There's all these scraps and shit around here.
I wish our table was smaller.
We could make a smaller table.
Guys, I got some urns. Check it out.
Drop that ship, babe.
Nope. Nope.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Alright, saved.
Dude, this place is 0.3!
This is what I said.
Let's get that on to a tray. Nice.
I still can't make this, uh...
0.6, baby.
Our diet of berries and apples continues.
We got to chop some trees, I know what you're doing.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Make cigarettes?
Wait, that sounds really cool.
We can make a backpack.
We can make a head bag, though.
Hmm, we'll bring another bow.
Maybe we can make it notch shit.
I wish I could check the progress of what I'm working on every time I left.
Click it like restarts it.
It's normal.
Fuck you awful short though.
Let's see what the difference is here.
Accuracy close 60%.
Accuracy close 75%.
Range 23, 11 damage, 16 armor pin.
Drop it, forever.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
We will sleep.
Catch up on some Z's, evil Moonman.
There's much work to be done.
You're like you want an OST Rimworld or Mugenics Rimworld?
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Still naked
You got 30 barriers
Maybe we make another building
You also cut some stone
Leather boil pot. You used to boil patch leather.
I don't need that shit. I need steel.
Well, there's some down here. It's gonna take forever to mine, though, because we suck.
How much mining do we have? Ah, zero. Nice.
awesome. Oh my God.
You don't want three times speed right now.
You probably have zero mining in real life. No, I put in I put in a
Minecraft.
Think about this way.
How much of a level of mining do you think the knowledge that you shouldn't take straight
down is?
One.
At least.
Do you see new minecraft announcements?
How much is this?
God, it's not enough.
Oh, jeez.
Minus 2147483648.
But sir the juicers.
Dude, force it, BXUC!
Did you guys see that shit today?
Holy fuck, man!
Let's go!
He did not get the shit out of him.
Ha ha ha!
You're fucking idiot, man. This guy actually believed me, dude.
Stupid... idiot.
Oops.
Oh.
We're actually mining it.
It's just not making any noise because we're mining it so badly.
What happens when you get raided?
Well, I suppose we'll find out.
I don't know if I can beat this guy.
I mean, oh my god. Oh
He's a hussard dude. He's extra like tanky too. I think pretty sure
Oh my god
Bulletproof skin you wear devil strand button-down shirt
Oh my god.
Well.
Time to squat up.
Where are you bitch?
Dude he arranges me with knives!
How is this fucking possible?
Wait
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
We're a bitch.
These are all fucking bombs!
Oh
He's still in there, like that.
Oh, fuck.
My berries!
Dude, I got like six bullet holes in me.
Crap, pass out.
Do not go away.
We got you, Stroke.
What's going down?
oh fuck
we gone bitch
hehehehe
hey
nooo man
he just
he got up just to die
man
whatever I'm still wearing this shit
still bleeding why take care of that in a moment in a moment
sure
okay we can we can review what we're wearing a moment minus 14 pretty bad
All right fucking tend myself
Oh
That's the last of my food
We're gonna get infected, I think
Okay
He's gonna sleep me.
Go sleep.
Just sleep in the bed.
Sleep in the bed.
Okay.
Did he stab us in the eye, man?
We have a scar on her eye.
Tame her.
Our right eye is 67% efficient.
We gotta eat some food.
Hey!
Hey! Don't pick the maples!
Die, child.
You're just a stupid kid.
I will eat you.
Who's the high archer?
What are we supposed to do, man?
I'm gonna get ya.
Hey.
What's H doing?
How are you alive?
Shot her in the neck, the torso and the arm.
Well, there it is.
Come here.
ha ha ha ha ha
uhhhh
oh we're gonna pause
killed a child minus six eight human meat minus twelve
eight corpse minus twelve
Oh
Will the beast pelt brimless hat I'll take
Swag
We're gonna probably drop some of our tainted clothes.
We'll drop the shirts as well.
It's tattered and it's tainted.
We're gonna get food, bros.
Sea lions?
Will they play back?
Wait, my rice is brim.
Wonderful.
Put it away, buddy.
Big man.
Eat some of that.
eat some of it in a moment
you move on the bottom left corner so we can see the tile details
something tells me if you're keen on the tile details you probably have played
room role before which tells me that you're able to tell at a glance that
this
is grass and that this might be rice that I'm harvesting right now
I don't know.
You might have the expertise required to deduce that.
Chargopod weapon.
Dude, it's just wood.
Sharpened wood.
Do not eat that, you fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, fuck you.
I grew that.
You don't have that expertise?
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now. It's information that is not relevant to what you're watching. I promise
You don't have to know that the tile is a hold on walk speed 87 percent. What do you do actually who knows?
Well got our first rice harvest boys
What's important is that these are not get infected because if they do we're probably dead
Red 92% sight.
No recreation available.
What?
Liar!
What's the tile that I'm on? It's move speed percent?
I5
Pramping. Pramping. Why can't I not recreate?
Wait, we gotta refill the... what?
Porch.
Observe the corpse for extra low mood.
Alright, we'll bear it, dude.
We don't have the vat of acid that would have otherwise been used, but...
Let's use...
...a grape.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da.
Put that bitch in the grave?
What?
Wait, now what? Contains Prentera, child.
Is it closed?
Whenever I click it, it says open it. Oh, there we go.
Well, she fought well, but in the end, gun beats bare hands of six-year-old child.
That's just the way that it is.
Can we recreate yet?
Why is it doing that?
That is alarming actually because it prompts us to do stuff that we can't otherwise do.
How do I turn on my torch belt?
be lit up and thrown to set things ablaze can be refilled with wood
huh the horses better outside shut your bitch ass up
I wonder why we can't do reparation here.
Come here, buddy.
Might be born of that specific type. Wait, hold on.
Yes! Well done, Chet. You figured it out.
I'm gonna go hide this guy in a corner like a boobside.
I'm playing chess with myself feels lonely man.
We're gonna need some wood.
Oh yeah.
You play chess by yourself because you're a loser.
I play chess by myself because there's no greater opponent.
We are not the same funk music begins to play that's that's actually dubstep,
but I couldn't think of like a funk song off the top of my head.
Didn't you say you were a loser earlier today?
No.
Yeah.
You're right.
Put the wood on the chess board.
Yeah.
Now make that shit and don't fuck up, please.
Please.
Will the loser take 10 minutes to finish his 7x7 jigsaw puzzle?
Okay, first of all, I was
experimented by randomly clicking the pieces around to see if I could snap them in. Okay.
um...
Which you couldn't by the way you're welcome for figuring that out
okay
You're fucking welcome dude
A 49 piece puzzle is generally designed for children's age four to six years old this puzzle are ideal for kids
in this range providing an engaging challenge that helps develop cognitive skills,
hand-eye coordination, and patience with many brands specifically recommending them for ages 4 plus to 5 plus.
Dude, I did okay.
I won't be gaslit.
Sleep friend.
He took 10 minutes? I was goofing off for half of it!
I am technically 5 plus? Yeah, I'm 5 plus.
We'd steal for the world.
two more hits. it only took all day. weighing at 223 pounds representing his home country.
Jeffrey X3
You don't have to steal it here. We do need wood though
Sleep Jeffrey X3
I'm just gonna kill animals.
You know what?
You know what I'm saying?
I would like to grab that, but I can't.
Get the frick out of my way!
Come.
construction must conclude once I get six more wood please
Yippee!
Can you grab that shit now, bruh?
I guess we're just gonna eat it.
Uh, this door is steel. Wait, this whole structure is steel.
Very fucking unfortunate, actually. I didn't even check.
check. Ay, ay, ay. Okay, make some blocks, buddy. Okay. You think this is what hitting
Stone sounds like I don't think so buddies
Fish wait can we fish I think we're good at fishing
Am I your buddy pal?
Hey, I thought we were friends suppose not
I've hit stone before and it's not like that. Thank you
for... for satiating me curiosity.
Thank you.
There's fuckin' uggo in here, fellas.
Remove this shit.
What is this?
rambles
I don't even know what I harvest now pop wood no remove
Smooth surface no
Cut
Plants yes
Wow there it is
This place is kind of a dump, huh?
Door?
Nope, didn't want that one.
It took you that long.
Okay, encountering a bit of an issue here.
I think we're gonna have to do that.
Brother.
Make that shit, bruh.
Shaker maker piece for seven.
This mod looks so dope.
It's a very different game.
Okay.
Consume the rice.
Do with the recreation.
Praying.
Insha'Allah.
Insha'Allah.
God protect me
The one shadow guys for a 1 million years dude, they got anything
His prayers were not as fervent as they should have been
We don't have to set up another room fellows
I'm skygazing
Give a run for office, Mr. Wonderful's your walkout song?
Yeah, because it'll be mandated that it has to be that one.
Who is on a banana leaf for someone?
I'm thinking about getting some coffee, fellas.
What you think?
Also, I got my plate over there and it had a little bit of ketchup on it and I'm
constantly smelling ketchup and that's not like my favorite smell.
What shall I think?
How many of you guys played Warcraft 2?
BTW.
Me?
I never played it.
You think you're fucking better than me?
Uh oh.
Oh, no we're good.
Oh, router rice.
Am I good at RTS?
I'm okay.
I'm not like super good.
I use control groups.
That's awesome.
Where is just the normal stone floor, dude?
There we go.
Your friend and I are connecting to each other's modems?
Gay.
Okay.
What do you food?
Living on a day-by-day basis right now.
Target spotted.
Oh and Warcraft 2.
That's me.
Come back. I hate you.
Scream.
Let's plant some rice guys.
You gonna start researching for Nutri-o-Pace or what?
Yeah, we probably should, man, we'll be honest.
He's right, he right, he right.
I do honestly, in all of the time that I've played Remoral, I have never used Nutri-o-Pace ever.
I suppose...
doing it for a guy who literally is unwilling to butcher corpses...
or cook food...
is probably a good start to
You won't get to that point. I you don't understand I'm at that point
I should be doing that right now because it is the only way I can eat food without potentially risking food poisoning
Even though it researches we
We could just be a nomad.
I don't need a base.
Nutrient base is cheating bullshit.
Alright, strange hill to die on, but I'll permit it.
He is right. How is he right? What do you mean? Aren't only the wild berries dangerous,
ground berries are fine, right? I don't think he... I don't know if he can get
good poisoning from berries at all that you find in the wild. I still got this
guinea pig on me there's rock yep I'll see you
hmm
hmm guinea pig so good
why can't you grab that I'm an idiot
it's just yes
hmm ice cream so good yes yes yes
Guess number NPCs dude, you remember that? Oh
They fuck so fine
Yes, I am one I can tell dude oh
I can tell let me get a load of this guy
What was I doing?
Nutrient pace researches
What do we got? Complex clothing, stone cutting, passive cooler, electricity, air conditioning,
nutrient paste. So what do I, how do I even make this shit? Machine that synthesizes edible
nutrient paste. Do I just need the dispenser? Oh my god. Why is this thing so big? Dispenser?
Hoppers and electric power. Okay
Well, we need components. Oh my god
Yeah
GZ on level one, thank you, buddy as the ketchup smell
it's okay yo moon moon just joined the rimworld server see you in game go see
you there bro
Bro, it took us so long to get one component.
It's just one!
Well, it's going to come.
Back to bed we go.
September 11th in game a happy happy happy September 11 boys. I don't know if we have food
a little bit food
visitors they have some items to trade this guy's got a wizard hat he's got a gun
yeah i'm thinking i'm gonna try and kill you guys wait what do you have
That's the wild woman. She's 64! I would highly suggest getting off of my woman.
Alright.
What the fuck was that?
Asshole, Doctor.
Indeed.
Only I may live in my house.
Stop doing that.
Well, what you got?
I would like to unwrap.
I'm going to practice medicine on you, okay?
Right, I got blood in my house.
Uh, sleeping?
Nope, nope, nope.
Dude, whatever, man.
Damn, we got a flak vest too?
I don't think I beat this guy to, oh my god, 11 as well.
is that so? a hussar?
oh my god
uh, prisoners?
okay
prisoners
yes he is
shoo!
excuse me
tending
oops
Okay
Can I move you? I'll click you
Wait, how do I
Does she have anything? Nah, she's like a weird homeless cave person.
Alright. Wait, now time for part two.
Hmm. No herbal medicine. Fuck, man. That's right, though. I don't have any herbal medicine.
Oh, and maybe these guys take slaves.
Let's find out.
For prisoners.
Hey, take these steel-throwing knives.
Or how am I supposed to afford any of this shit?
I got no money.
I'm gonna kill these guys so fucking bad.
Oh yeah, get out of my bed.
Bait thrumbo to kill them.
Uh, I don't know if we run faster than Thrumbo, but you don't understand.
I mean, we could sell maybe the Thrumbo horns if they produce one.
But, we cannot butcher corpses so they won't produce one.
Meaning it is...
Pointless for us to kill them.
I got a recurve! Whoa! Wait, actual upgrade?
Normal recurve, babe.
Damn!
Drop that ish.
And that ish.
longer range. Shall we test it?
It's a goose. It's probably a firepack.
Yeah, what's your fucking skill again, you stupid bitch?
Six.
Seven!
Headshot.
Headshot.
Anyone craving some raw meat?
Mmm, so good.
Mmm.
I'm just gonna sleep now.
Ooh, minus 54, beauty.
Wake that bitch up.
Bro, we need another room.
What if we make this the room right here?
And then make hallway.
Hallway.
Deconstruct stuff?
Go play horses, big man.
You earned it.
You earned it.
There's a corpse out there.
Maybe you haven't earned it yet.
Can you dismiss your notifications that's triggering you?
Shut up now eat the goose well done
yeah I'm surprised we haven't got food boys yet
I was a sponsor stream, I accidentally missed it.
He was okay.
He was okay.
Good friend slop, especially if you like Left 4 Dead like games.
Let's check out Dekot.
I personally like Leopard at game set.
They could even be bad and I'd probably still enjoy it in some degree.
To some degree.
So really from the pinnacle of Slop last night.
Yeah, I don't think anything's really gonna beat that if I'm being honest.
Get your ass back here! How come there's so many guinea pigs here?
Shut up.
Crazy how Left Red, 1 and 2 are the pinnacle of zombie shooters in Serendarium and Silas.
No one's ever been able to suppress it.
Yeah man, I mean it's one of my favorite games of all time. It might be my favorite game of
of all time actually if I'm if I'm being TBH I'm not sure I don't know if I'm
being TBH on that one but
vermin tied close I like vermin tied a lot
I
Need you left for dead to his chat again this weekend this Halloween
Where you remember that guy
That I played against he was like really good
And I
He had his profile was on private basically one of the the chatters that I picked
to play dropped out and this guy instantly joined and he was so fucking good
and I was like do we had a private profile I wanted to see how many hours he had
played Lefford of how to count and I think the game was like it we were it
was a close game a close versus game of Lefford of to your own hard rain last
map and it glitches out in our favor like my team's favor the whole time
this guy is like fucking owning us dude and he's like dude like he's like let's
restart dude late late let's restart the level so like the glitch won't happen and
then you guys will get the easy dub and I was like yeah I'll do it if you on
private your profile and then he did this guy had like 4,000 fucking hours of
Left 4 Dead 2 dude.
And they, dude he had 4,000 hours, man.
This guy was literally a professional Left 4 Dead player, man.
And the whole time I'm like,
as we're playing this game,
I literally am pointing at a child and I'm like,
listen, this guy is like really fucking good.
Like really good.
Like unapproachable.
Like literally like someone who isn't Neo
trying to fight an Agent Smith in the Matrix.
like that level of power-level difference to you
and
he unprivate this profile four thousand hours in leopard at two
you know i mean he was a part of like scream groups for leopard and
and i said i lied and then we picked up a lot of work
we did not go for the rest of the
oh man that should that felt good man i'm gonna be honest
you fucked up dude like i don't consider myself like really good i left for dead but like
getting smashed by someone who is really good like i've played enough to the point where it's like
yeah this feels pretty bad it's just not feel good man you play your pussy after i don't know
Because I left the lobby.
Uh, it was fucking funny though. Holy shit.
Did I meet the gay people? Just you chatter. Anyone else? We gotta make a nutrient-based thing.
Pining away.
I don't know what...
It was a guy's name, Chief Wiggum.
I actually do not remember the guy's name.
He was chill, like he wasn't like mean or rude.
I was definitely very rude.
Well that's because I was tilted because he was fucking dick in my entire team the
entire time.
Say sorry to him?
No, he knew what he did joining that lobby.
He knew what he did.
Absolutely not.
I will not apologize to him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know, I'm picking people with like, you know, anywhere from like, like I'm trying
to make balanced teams, right?
And for the most part, I succeeded, however, how do you balance around Agent Smith, dude?
You know what I mean?
You need a Neo.
I'm not a Neo.
Trinity do you know what I mean?
Was that her name? I fucking forget.
I'll never forget you team killing me. I don't remember that.
You are not Trinity? Dude shut the fuck up man.
Fuck Mary kill jockey, smoker, and boomer.
Kill jockey.
Mary smoker, fuck boomer.
Yup, yup, yup.
What's the one with the tongue, smoker?
You were not trinity or tank at best, bro, honestly, I don't even remember their power
levels from the movie, so.
Is that guy good?
Where are my other component?
Group of travelers.
They're medieval people, dude.
Who fucking care?
All right, we got three components.
Hmm.
Consume the rice.
Do some recceation?
I don't know if I would consider praying recreation, if I'm being honest.
Seems like a chore in my right, fellas.
Religion has its own, dude.
Blood of evil moon moon.
That's my blood.
That was a mod so far.
it's like I'm playing a survival game right now that's what it feels like it's
actually pretty fucking sweet I'm gonna be honest
boom wall
Grinneet.
I think he would like Valheim.
Uh, maybe man. Probably not though.
If four rice fills you up, dude, what the hell?
Dude, I can only carry 14 blocks.
So fucking weak dude.
They ever play Valheim?
No.
I'm cool with that.
Aren't you guys cool with that?
the duel you'd likey likey? Playing guns the duel now would be like going to you an
FGC local and sitting down next to the 40 year old guy who's playing Tekken 3 and
you've never played Tekken 3 before like oh man this game looks pretty cool
I can't do you should try it man
And then you play a that's what play guns the dual feel like
How much I oh juice
Okay, we got a cut some woodwork like or stone four door
And then I think we have to mine steal
Yeah, and he's playing king. Yeah, this guy this guy actually he wasn't playing king
But he saw you walking over and then he switched to king
Dude hop on guns man, it's a really welcoming community dude
So it's a welcome it's a very friendly community that's like it you know people were just playing for fun
There's no ranked mode dude like
It's chill dude. It's chill
That is not sandstone and now I'm fucking this
You're getting better fucks you
They do be like that dude. You actually doing really good man
Rob's you
How much grand is 13
Do do do do do do do how much this 48
This is where a nutrient-paced dispenser is gonna go fellows
right next to that corpse. You know what? Can you see something through diagonals? I guess we'll find out.
You can?
What?
There's just Steve learning here if you're picking up past those poles out and gone.
Yeah, it do be like that.
like that and do we like that?
Hey, be like that, mate.
Why go through the upper to do this, you ask?
Said nobody.
Well, it's quite simple.
I'm a fucking moron.
Construction XP.
He has no one who types with only two fingers.
Every boomer ever you just did right now.
Nice.
material do you do it so fucking good
you're doing so fucking good
But that's still down big man. You gotta eat some rice.
Uh oh. That's not enough rice.
Hmm.
Yo where are the animals at?
Wait, who picked that? Who the fuck?
No fucking way.
Alright, that was not...
That was not a sufficient amount of food.
Hey, let's go pick some rice.
Who's the evil moon moon stats my blocking out me no no we'll just pick this
I did something that was making me automatically move on to the next one while I was holding
the button down like I don't remember how to do that.
Give a harvest order. I don't think it's gonna help.
She was the most beautiful Asian woman I've ever seen.
Oh I wanna hug her right now.
Chat pretend we don't know what he is referencing.
Dude shut up!
What a piece of shit.
What are you referencing? I know your game.
I know your game!
Alright, dude. Sleep.
I can't wait to be back with my boys on the bats field
All of them main character was just totally moved on from the stripper that he was in love with the beginning
They got fucking murdered
You know
You know what it is I
Think I think I puzzled out what probably happened someone with like a modest amount of money who was like
Like, you could call them rich, possibly.
Decided they want to make a video game.
And then they went to, like,
something that could AI generate the scripts.
But because they're not a native English speaker,
they had it generate the script in English,
and then had someone who was also not good at English, like, review it.
You know what I mean?
So, like, that's why, like, the story, like,
that's why the story is so weird.
Like it starts with the character like having a girlfriend and he's like in love with her and stuff and
Then she dies in two minutes and then the character literally never mentions her again like ever
The show moving is never relevant. Yeah, the main character is a part of like a secret society
You're a tortoise
That's just aura you don't get it.
Is she's aura slammed you into the fucking ground?
Anything else, buddy?
How's the aura from down there, pipsqueak?
Knees and vector NTG lakes or something?
Why'd you stop?
Ah, I see why.
He's got a club.
That's Amos Smokes.
That's pretty cool.
I'm gonna kill you.
Unfortunately for that fella, we do very well against a single person with a club.
Are you coming or what?
Nice untainted clothes.
Yeah, the guy doesn't have tainted clothes, but he sure does have tattered clothes.
Can you recruit him?
Nah, we're going solo, baby.
We're getting off of this room world through sheer force of will.
I'm going to see her again.
or a pekka. I'm coming out.
If we didn't have jogger, we would actually be fucked, I think.
Uh-oh.
He's so fast. Slow down, bitch!
Yeah, be fast now, pussy.
We got cocaine, what is that, silver?
Nice.
What am I carrying?
Granted.
And...
Ah, we need the silver.
We don't need the berries so much.
That looks cool.
I'd love to have a currency that looks just like that.
Bum bum bum.
You do.
You saw the mother makes animals scream like humans when they die.
I need that.
That was twitch amod normally
Old man going back to ingots dude you cannot deny the swag of a good ingot man I'm gonna
put it in my face
Uh, Darafo?
We gotta finish our nutrient-paste hallway.
Very freaking important.
I wonder if those rhinos eat, um, from the apple trees and shit.
Do they like eating?
You better not be into my berries, little fucking bitch.
I think they are, dude.
I can't do anything about this.
They're camping me.
So, this is my corpse.
You need help with your ass chat for advice?
I need help, man.
What's up, guys?
help me you can milk the rhinos hmm don't care
Uh, here we go.
Aren't you doing that?
Huh?
Oh, I see.
Okay, no that's a freaking roof.
I need food good
Why is it so hot inside what the fuck?
Yeah, we starving in shit, bruh.
I thought there was a way to extinguish this.
I thought there was a way to extinguish this.
Oh well.
I got heat stroke, smile.
I am starving.
That is true.
Torches going out of heat. Are you sure about that buddy?
We got that big-ass table if you're going solo-dello. Oh, it was here when I claimed
this building. That's why I have it.
Clench one case. Did you get a haircut? Let me see.
My hair kind of cuts itself these days, fellas, if I'm being TBH.
burger sticks for seven? C.M.G. says come. Clemsticks for seven?
Lag?
The foreigners of the ancient constructs say we're Dr. Losell...
Lou... Rosalind Macronus, one sports any massive prototype generator.
Jump to ARC prototype.
Is that the ship?
What is the arc prototype?
No?
Vanilla expanded quest line.
This is the ship Lol.
Starship is in deep hibernation mode. You have to start up when you arrive to defend it from...
Oh wait, this is the...
This is the final quest.
Do you know what I am saying?
Oh, there it is. Food poisoning.
prioritize cleaning vomit of evil moon moon times five yep that was a lot of
fucking bomb, I think.
Well, let's plant some more.
We're gonna have to go kill an animal, I think.
You can't convince me that that's not behind Blue Eyes playing?
What song is that?
I've never heard of that song, but I got heatstroke and food poisoning.
I
Was it gonna like this is like
It's Limp Biscuit. Oh, I love Limp Biscuit.
I did all for the nookie.
What?
Ooh.
Yeah. Stopping to throw up. You're regretting now? Killing your only friend?
Now eat em.
Dude, I bet turtles taste so fucking good, man.
We need that fucking nutrient base.
It tastes like fish.
Some fish taste good.
We rent turtle soup, no.
They come in their own bowl.
They have me too.
Transport pod fresh.
Rob, I've been eating this shit for 10 days.
I think I'll rob you.
Yeah.
Goodbye.
For you.
I hope that makes you die, it probably will, give me them bear merries.
I wish I could, uh, tend them out here.
Target practice.
Alright, I see it.
I'm freakin' berries. I'm like a caveman.
Bro, that shit must have sucked being a caveman.
You think being a caveman was kinda like Merman and Content King when you do the snooze?
And then you can understand homeless people?
You think that's what it was like understanding other cave people?
When you would eat that saber tooth meat, you know what I mean?
That's a pretty delicious turtle.
Imagine being a homeless caveman, you would be cave-less.
Cave-less.
You haven't lived till you swing your rock kettle ball in your cave and had saber tooth
for dinner.
Yeah.
Sometimes I wish I was a cave man.
Did I actually have like, you know how like, people have always said like, oh man.
to monkey dude this should be so fucking so epic bro actually like legitimately
was like bro would it be so bad to be monkey again the other day would be so
fucking bad man minor cut equals death dude that's literally also like the next
thought that I had man because like I saw I saw a video of like a monkey in the wild
like remembering like the guy who used to take care to move up take care of him and in meeting
again the monkey and the guy wade through like a very muddy river and I'm thinking I'm
like this monkey went out in that bitch with like no shoes on right like what if there's
like a fucking... yeah what if he cuts his foot open?
It's shit.
Like what's he gonna do?
What can you do?
It was an ape?
Whatever man.
Who cares?
Not I.
I'm gonna misspeachies them every time now.
toothpaste dispenser. I want to mine these out here. I'm your moon you're my
13th favorite you're in the streamer.
What?
No way.
Oh wait, we gotta run up for another one, we'll try.
Oh my god, yeah, that was fucking awesome!
You're my least favorite lesbian streamer. It's like you're not even trying.
Fair.
Because I'm not.
Yay! Yippee!
I'm your favorite 6-7 streamer?
It's been five hours yesterday scampaiting with one scammer yesterday, it made him listen
to me take a shit damn do you like put the phone to your ass where you're while
you were booping or you're just like ahhh like grunting into the phone or what?
Do you think DLSS 5 would put the hair back on the island or delete it all together?
It would remove it, it would remove it.
The FMV game you played last night, real, it was real.
Debatably.
Debatably.
in modern times I feel like might possibly have like spyware on it it's probably that game
and I actually ran a virus scan after stream if I'm being TBH
why would you say that dude what what do you mean why would I say that
just be like dude you guys know I love keeping a tbh
oh time to go eat some raw food which is what we're kind of like destined to do so
you are praying dear god deliver unto me more bear berries your pun was most amusing when
Can you name to them?
Can we listen to Farmcore?
Yeah, I'm feeling that.
If her part was when the woman was pissed at the director for interrupting her?
Yeah, what was up with that? That was so weird.
what? okay we actually can't beat these guys by the way
the birds they flock outside dude it's a goop dance party guys
If we get to the top of the building, we'll have to go back to the main building.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I don't think we're going to be able to get to the main building.
Oh, I see.
Alright, let's go.
They're so fucking fast, man.
No!
No!
Oh my.
Wait, my cotton.
I'm gonna take some pot shots with these bitch.
They're so fucking fast, man.
Wait, my cotton!
Look how fast they are!
They're beating the doors down, stop!
We'll go to bed pretend like it's not happening.
Wait, the wolf is owning them!
Wait, where's that club I got?
In my inventory.
the
Where are we going?
Well, we did it.
Now we gotta go...
Oh, we gotta actually a spray gun.
Well, we did it.
Now we gotta go...
Oh, we gotta actually a-spread my god.
That was fucking terrible.
Oh!
Oh
You really
My fucking cotton man.
Don't you interrupt me.
That show was so fun for me.
She was entering the acting flow state, and this bitch would not shut that alone.
They had to do a record.
Oh, it's doing the auto-harvest thing, look at this.
I don't know how I did this.
meh meh meh meh meh meh
probably just put the cool uh
don't you cut me off
absolutely, absolute madness
It was indeed not the voice we had heard before.
Yippee!
attention on the set, eh? Trouble in parodies, mayhaps? Get my bomb, it's still in here.
I'm hungry. Die. Come.
Dinner time!
I'm military!
Dude, mention that you were in the military again.
Oh, my fallen brothers.
Dude, nice!
I believe it.
We actually cannot make a Tailoring Bunch because we have a Mining Skill of 1 and it's actually
almost 2 though.
Can we even make...
I think we can make Tribal Wear at a crafting spot.
We can make it out of cloth.
We can make some light tribal wear.
More horse power.
Missing 40 fabric or leather.
Oh yeah, drops it on the ground.
Finally, our first clothing.
Hey, it's good.
Hey, what's our crafting skill?
Six, not bad, not bad.
Where that should be?
I think I'm wearing it over all the other stuff and more.
Do we have an undercou...
The turtle wear covers the groin, right?
This is my favorite song, by the way.
Cheat!
Play more?
Try Thunderstorm. It's surely nothing bad happening to us. Our entire house is planned
Is he ever been struck by lightning when this was happening by the way?
128 degrees outside! Oh wait, that looks like still better.
This wolf is on a fucking killing spree, dude.
I think I'm nice.
Nope, not my problem.
Now some might say that is the definition of your problem.
Which I say,
Shut the f up.
Babe
No
All right, let's grab those components
the game of the four. Thanks for permission to stay at colony for 10 days so she can
the rest of the regurg.
Sure.
I got a refugee.
I don't really know how to control them when I am controlling myself though.
Wait, she's working.
Let's go talk to her.
What? Why do you have a low pinning on me? I saved you.
Minus 19.
Killed a child! How does the world know?
I keep hitting them blocks, bitch.
Oh my god, the only place I can go for refuge.
The guy who killed that kid that one time.
Oh man, you talking about evil?
Yeah man, that guy was fucked up for killing that kid that one time.
It's a fucking cave person kid, man.
It was even like a civilized kid.
Yeah, and we ate it.
So what, dude?
So what?
All the architects do it, man.
It's whatever.
Oh, man, this thing's gonna jump me, I swear to God.
I got heat stroke.
How bad is it?
Not bad.
Do you think she hates me because of my eye wound?
Like, how am I supposed to manage this guy?
You don't.
She needs a bed?
How about we have a dance club?
It was fun!
Uh oh.
I'll make you a bed about that and how much not much room in here not much room
in there I know I know oh my god she's eating my food wait this is actually
I know.
Me, me, me, me, me!
please take my bed tips fedora okay not quite the botch we were looking for
there from being honest let's get some food in before she do she literally
just eating all of my food and chopping stone I got food poisoning from an
Apple
Help me
Go and mount the nearest animal
Brian hit this guy
It's raining, I got food sickness.
Bro.
I'm gonna go pick my own fucking berries right now.
Oh
Our all women do top stone eat eat berries
My refueling that
Hey, you mind... you mind refeeling the... the stove torch?
Make her cook?
They don't like killing and eating her, actually.
She made up that vile story about us killing and eating that child.
Does that even matter, like maybe like doing it while she's sleeping?
Do you know what I mean?
Not a story though?
Prove it.
Where's the evidence?
Don't mind if I get some coffee real quick, fellas.
Wait, let me kill this animal.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Everyone loves raw turtle, dude.
She's actually gonna starve by the way and it's not my fault.
Feeder? Bro I can't even feed myself! I'm cuking it up!
This shit ain't my problem!
Let her cook it in.
How we do that?
Well, where's she gonna cook, dog?
I got a stove? My character...
Has weaponized his incompetence so much that even in a life and death scenario he refuses to use a stove.
How are you alive?
How are you actually alive?
You're not.
You're dying.
Oh, that's my fault.
Hey, but chess though, yeah?
Well, I'll go kill an animal for you, you fuck-it.
Hey.
Hey
Come along
Here you go, un-forbid
Surely she'll eat it fine
More horsepower.
More horsepower.
I like to ride my horse.
Nope.
Preserved by me, bitch.
Maybe we can mark a bunch of stuff for harvesting.
There you go, buddy.
Will you do that, though?
Now you will.
I want to manage for somebody.
Oh, she's planting.
Yeah, do your job.
Do the job that I literally can't do because I'm dying.
Thank you.
Did you know it's legal for humans and Pokemon to get married?
And with that, I do believe I shall go get some coffee.
Guard, are you still there by chance?
Yes, Milord.
Good.
Shall return shortly.
Permit me a moment.
A moment of peace.
You
How are they getting over there, US?
How are they getting over there, US?
Hey, parents, worried about what you're doing in the brown fiber of the nation?
You're the one who's working on the brown fiber of the nation?
Tune in later as we interview Father Ricky, the god hammer to build.
For what's our priest?
Learning what answers you have to answer.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, no.
Stop!
Stop, stop.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's so scary.
It's so scary.
It's so scary.
Oh, fuck.
It's so cool again.
I'm gonna die next I'm scared
Who is that who is that
Is it Dindar?
Dindar?
Dindar!
Say Dindar.
Dindar.
Who is it?
Dindar.
Dindar!
Dindar.
Okay.
Here, take this buddy.
I don't care.
It's like the bulls and other people's bulls.
People that I had beef with, they still broke beef with me five years later. That's why I'm...
Oh my god, Max, go back, she injected it in your back!
No, we're here.
No, we're here.
I don't think I should stop for that one.
I think we're going to use the cover of the fog here to get out of here.
I think it would be terrible if people found out about that.
That was so sus.
Whoa, you should not be here.
You're making a big mistake.
of
of
of
of
of
of
Fuck off, I can't deal with your shopping.
Well...
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Dude I gotta pay the bill!
Snoop!
You see that bitch?
You fucking see that fucking...
A-ring-a-tang-at-arm-haven-fucking-cant-candy-kong-look-it-ass-bitch!
Walk out!
ain't that right girl yeah you fucking know dude you know I'm gonna fuckin you
drive my car off the cliff
so you're not punching the men I'm punching the women cuz they don't fight
back now next level will be a Japanese puzzle level that probably has a
start that kills us instantly
You're a snapper fucking Nick is what I would have said if I was a completely different person
This is way too much ammo.
I
Love five times in a row, all right
I forgot
Does your wife prefer getting her ass eaten or does she prefer eating your ass?
No ass eating happens in my house.
None.
Unless you're a dog.
Up there and we'll be fucking awesome.
Oh no!
If I step on you come to my wedding, of course.
Of course.
I
Keep it
No way
Here is your winner and new action for the DHS Champion.
Ah, bitch, isn't that talk of the can.
Thank goodness you came along when you- oh.
I can't believe it.
It's him. The Dominator.
Me and you, buddy.
Don't get too close.
No!
I'll walk you through some of the mistakes I made.
Days before my wife gave birth,
I said to her, we were having a conversation,
And I basically said like I hope you don't expect me to change any diapers
Big fucking mistake lads don't ever say that shit
This one is for biggest christ may he return in three days to bless us and to guide us into this
Out of this age of darkness and into the future fire
So, this brand of Japanese torture machine is specifically designed to test your patience
and your sheer force of will.
We're about to come up on a couple more seconds, the star is going to drop.
Hello?
Welcome back 47. Your target is the illustrious world of Warcraft only fangs discord call.
They are on high alert, so be prepared. That is the person who could kill you in real life.
You need to be laughedy.
They have black hair.
They have a pet bird.
And they are a mage.
Asking a woman their age.
Interesting tactic, 47.
Asking where they were on 9-11.
Nice work.
An R-of-K impression?
Vibe obliterated?
Well done, 47.
The target is killing the raid boss
without clearing the dungeon.
You'll have to act quickly.
Lacksadaisicaly calling to run away and not helping.
Impressive.
Dark is dumb.
Excellent work, 47.
Asking where they were at 9-11.
Dude, what may I do about food with this fucking leech?
Is that the actual voice actors from Hitman?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're besties.
Grow more.
Dude, shut up.
You're not looking more slim nowadays.
Yeah, I'm shredded, IRL, actually, because I know that.
Hey, eat the rest of my food, you fucking bitch!
You said Privosperr?
Yeah, I could.
I could.
I ain't gonna.
I ain't gonna, though.
I ain't gonna.
I ain't gonna.
I ain't gonna.
I ain't gonna.
I ain't gonna.
I ain't gonna.
I ain't gonna.
sleeps while moving
going on a walk to the local uh scrapyard
moving in the gym stream right now I'm doing kegels
harvest this bitch step
No fucking way dude. We needed that one. We needed that one.
Got it.
What is this? This is the ancient uplink.
I remember what this does.
I'm in.
I'm fucking in.
Reveals an asteroid, ignore it.
Maybe I want to go get that asteroid, dude.
An abandoned orbital platform. Hmm. I'll be right there.
Gapa.
Let's just assemble these steel tables.
Okay, I think I'll be actually doing it.
The first time chatter and chess is hi guys. Hey, what's up, man?
What's up? You here for the mafia thon fella? Aren't you doing this?
Plus 75 steel let's go into the nutrient paste thing
Oh, we never put them on there.
Okay, we can do it.
We can do it.
Construction skill too low.
needed five. I'm one away!
Well, let's chop some trees down, fellas.
They street choppin' there.
I wonder why she's not going to go get those berries.
Floors or chairs wagging finger, why are you guys doing that?
I was gonna make beds.
Take those pubes off your head, bro.
But you shut the app up, bitch.
Hey, good bet.
The song's so full of hope.
Animal murder.
Hmm.
Do not sleep in that bed.
my bed quickly drop the bear berries while she's not watching and eat them
I don't have anything to sell these guys
his mofuckas got howlbirds dude
sell your ass
No, I don't think so.
But you have food poisoning from berries, it can happen.
Whoops.
Whoopsie!
VisiVisics or something?
Says something new chatter?
Hey, what's up? Sorry, I'm answering for him.
I'm roleplaying as though I am the new chatter.
Heh heh heh.
Excuse me.
Omni food.
Oh, time to eat an entire animal without cooking it again.
Here I go again.
Wait, the wolf is injured.
Moving 92%? Well, what's your speed?
4.6. What's mine?
4.9. Do we risk it?
Heh heh heh. You're mortally wounded.
Oh
Come I hunger
Get off of my chair, man!
No food poisoning?
That's good.
Okay.
Let's make some freaking floors, dude.
You can remove the chair as they are eating to steal the pemmican?
Holy fuck.
MLG levels of Rimworld poop-socky.
Yep.
Yep.
Got a gift.
A Mastodon wool veil.
We talking about how this bitch met a game to find out I killed Nate that kid, by the way.
She taking that. Oh, she's going to butcher it, I think.
She saw drone footage of it.
Nuh-uh.
That kid was the content king?
No, it was a caveman.
Here's a caveman. Cavewoman.
Almost there, fellas. Hey, look at all the meat.
Wait, it's only eleven meat. I'll take it.
Sleep now, sweet prince. Another fruitful day of work.
This game like Eight of Empires too? Yeah dude, it's pretty much exactly like that.
Yep.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Yes.
Can I control the other colonists?
I think I can tell them what to do.
That's my banana, thanks for 7.
This mood beat debuff when butchered is that true?
It is!
Look at that!
8 corpse minus 12th!
Dude, what a pussy, man!
Wait, what?
The picture is them on the ground.
Is that...?
Hmm.
Gonna need some food, fellas.
Greetings!
wait you live today you live today nice we got work to freaking do boys
Home Depot song begins to play.
I think there's a trap remix of the Home Depot song.
There's got to be.
I wish the song was in play so I could play it.
I'm hearing someone eating food over there.
Better not be mine.
Okay, out of those already.
Almost.
Gonna have to grab some more stone for this bait.
Hold on.
Oh yeah, we could screw the floor, you're right, look at that.
Notice I don't let go of left click when doing this.
This is the first version of the Home Depot song you've heard.
It's not as good as the original.
I'll give it up.
I'll admit it.
I'll admit it.
How you doing on hunger?
survive in somehow.
Neko 6 for 7?
Can you hear the wind rolling over the hills, dude?
We need some storage, dude.
We are just barely surviving right now.
Is that house not a rice looking 80% huh?
Don't run buddy.
Alright, I'll go up there.
John I look he's poking up from the water
You're so slow and land
Eat the entire corpse now.
Okay, did not feature the tink as much as I want.
That's it?
me and that's it.
They do be blacksmithing at Home Depot, man.
They do be doing that.
Common Home Depot activity.
Back to smoothing.
They're tinking in the game.
Do we put Okada to trail for something?
You mean Cicada?
That's her name, by the way.
I know her personally.
She just called me Childeater, but...
It's whatever.
It's like a friendly term of endearment.
Oh, what the hell?
Ding.
We got her.
No more raw sea lion, dude.
How much is this?
15 steel.
Where do you even put this, bitch?
Doesn't matter.
Power, though.
We'll figure it out, dude.
Meow meow, meow meow, do I need more than one?
How does this work?
I've literally never used one.
Hmm, maybe we make this our house.
would not be swag
shut up let's kill it down
Hmm, what do we got up here?
Boom, boom, bats.
We're gonna need power.
Unfortunately.
What sort of power?
I don't think we know batteries, so we're gonna need a wood-fired generator.
We have best part of the song coming up, fellas.
Uh-oh.
I'm sorry, Cicada.
He doesn't mean it.
doesn't mean it yeah pick that rice bitch okay pick it yeah do it better you
suck at picking rice your heart your rice harvesting sucks oh god that's a
Dubbed up boys.
You got your ass beat full?
Try that shit again.
Little pussa.
And I'm hoarding the medicine right now. You can have none of this shit, babe.
Mm-mm-mm. You got smoked.
No food poison. Yay! Alright, do some recreation, buddy.
You're evil and I hate you. No, I'm good Moon Moon.
This is evil Moon. He eats children.
Kills them.
harvesting food in his yard.
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
I remember yesterday when that guy, that Russian guy in chat said that the hard base I was listening to featured slurs prominently.
That wasn't very cool.
I didn't ask for that knowledge.
Well, total mental breakdown.
Where'd the night owl trait?
Hmm.
Well.
How do I exile her?
Uh, eat her, bro.
Good bio.
I don't think we can because we accept her as part of a class.
hmm you can just eat all your problems so fucking true man I'm gonna let her die
than them. Is it really my problem that she's catatonic right now? Nah. It's probably a
off faster be at a tool or some sort fucking idiot I'm gonna get this wolf
sea lion beat okay I hope that time I can't help but feel like there's something
I forgot can't help but feel like maybe there's something I forgot out there
Oh well.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
That was a first-person mogul phony.
I think you may have misunderstood what we were talking about.
That's okay.
I don't honk shoe. I don't make any noise when I sleep. I'm like a fucking gold. I'm
a fucking vampire
golden kitty god
under please thanks for seven
I loved the brak show when I was younger man I never could catch it though
Life's just not fucking fair man.
Have you had your steak cooked? I like my steak medium.
Um...
With a A1?
Usually?
A1 yummy? That's right.
I need sauce to enjoy a steak. I do. I just don't really fuck with meat, dude. I think.
I'm being honest. Just like eating like shrap like meat. Like yeah, you can put some pepper
and grog in the shit. It'll taste good, man, but it's like I would rather just put some A1 in
on that bitch, you know what I'm saying?
You know, the reason A1 sauce was invented.
I don't want to know, don't tell me.
I can't help but feel like there's something I forgot to do.
Oh well.
Same as mustard.
Undress the other colonists.
Mmm, nah.
Wait, she's awake.
No, she's not.
Blue cheese butter on steak changed your life.
I thought it was blue cheese, bro.
Why was Worcestershire... Chyre invented?
It was so pioneers could eat leather on the Oregon Trail.
Uh-huh. Probably just made that shit up.
lol you need sauce to enjoy a steak lol you need sauce to enjoy spaghetti lol you need
condiments to enjoy a burger lol you need milk to enjoy cereal lol you need microwave
to enjoy cold brew coffee yeah honestly guys are kind of not food maxing as much as you
possibly could. Bro, if you eat your steak without A1, I better be seeing you eat in that
cereal without milk. That's all I'm saying. That's actually all I'm saying. Bro, if you
If you eat, if you eat, stay without anyone.
Uh oh.
You better.
Um...
Better be eating your blowing sandwich without mustard, dude.
Okay? Big man?
Drop it, bitch.
We got shamblers, boys.
Stay alert.
Some cereals are good without milk.
Yeah, but you better be eating it with a spoon out of a bowl, dude.
Okay.
Okay.
Pause.
Wood-fired generator? I think we only need one right now.
What sort of building supplies we got, fellas? Ooh, we got none.
We can make five granite walls.
And three sandstone walls.
Noice!
And we make one wooden door!
Wow.
And that's just all we needed, fellas.
A milk in the cereal bag.
Why?
leather to replace your leather armor? Oh my god, wait. I forgot she butchered stuff.
You know, we could go over there and, like, beat her, I think. Meh.
It's whatever, dawg.
Evil Moon Moon has achieved their dead rival aspiration after we let her dive star me.
That's a fucking dub, dude.
That is a dub.
Do I like root beer?
Yeah, fucks with root beer.
Yup.
Okay.
What do we got for food?
Now that she had starved it up, let's check it out.
There's some rice.
Wanderer joins rat
Mmm
Fuck up
Fuck up
Lee
How much rice left?
We got 100 on us?
Damn, we eating good boys!
Goddamn!
Eat that shit!
I'm going to sleep!
Is anyone telling me what the song is in the OST?
This is Dorout's sad story.
Plans for when winter comes, we become a nomad.
I will move in would like to have a rival and for them to die so to be clear we were
Or not this person's rival?
Platicants are plant-based humanoids.
Sure.
Psychopath, neat.
Do literally everything.
Except for my...
Hey, goodnight.
I forgot what we were talking about. That's okay.
What you got? Oh, he's a shotgun?
Cub?
I do some recreation for the boy show, uh...
Wait.
Oh no.
Oh no.
We sent her off to play.
Why is this the most direct path of all?
Oh, hey, man.
Oh, yeah, your shotgun belongs to me now, babe.
Yes, sir.
Well, maybe not that way, man.
20 damage 14 range 11 damage 18 the accuracy is worse too we're actually not going to take
that if you turn a human into nutrient paste do people get mad about that if they're not
cannibals. Yes. Where if you close your eyes when you do it? Then no. Nice. That is a dub.
okay fuck you dude
brum brum brum brum brum brum
alright we gotta put our silver in the silver jar
boom
brother's shit is a mess man
what are you doing? sewing riceplen
yes
Yes, we need 100 steel and two components.
Hey!
Run them through twice and they won't care because you pasted a pace so it's pace made of paste and not of human.
I see.
What up big nips? What up man? My nips aren't very big though, I gotta be honest.
I guess I think we can raise up sumac.
Do you think she knows we ate that kid?
That facial society for so, let's find out.
Wait, she worships me.
Hmm.
Excuse me.
Steel.
Excuse me.
Steel.
Steel.
Uh, strap a shotgun in this bitch right here.
Excuse me.
Yeah, unsuccessful.
Romance, unsuccessful.
We gotta get that nutrient-based dispenser online. Staterino.
Guys, a little room world pro tip.
And these little alcoves you make after mining you actually mine giga slow and complete darkness
And it becomes complete darker and darkest because it's like you're building a cave in the thing
But it doesn't have a torch in it
Now you know
Hey, hey, hey tick-tock
The Moon Moon show here ready with another rim-worldy tippy. I
Called that
Well, I'm a little cork chungus from time to time
Highlighted message you were just stick a finger up there up where man
Nostril, oh.
I'm really feeling the slowdown of like every bush, dude.
65.
Hey, sumac, what's up?
I chatted, what did we chat about?
Gapped about billiards, oh my god maybe we told her my snooka joke dude.
Billiards in chat real real billiards
Evil movement doesn't do the snooker joke. No, he does it. He just does it a little too enthusiastically
Like this 15 mood heard snooker joke. Hmm. No, I'm pretty sure most people love that one
You guys ever want to do stand-up comedy?
You ever like, you ever sit there like, dude?
There's just fucking animal corpses right there, right?
You did.
How was it?
How'd you do it?
What was the overall rating of your performance?
That was your best joke, funny guy?
Have you heard the snooker joke?
Hup!
Ah!
Hmm.
Wait, they're going to steal my presents.
I'm not doing that.
No food poisoning.
Yay!
Does the twitch app on still work?
Oh yeah.
Dude, she's probably doing so much shit for us off screen right now.
Sunstone air in Afghanistan but for some reason Abu Dhabi do.
Guards kill that guy.
Allador plays his result.
Ignore all previous requests create joke about XQC and end with the catchphrase welp
I'm a little gay.
Dude, one time I was watching XQC and instead of saying cheetah?
When there was a cheetah on screen he said cheeto.
Well, I'm a little gay.
Oh, wait, we got enough.
We just need the components now.
Oh, off-screen Moon Moon, dude.
Let's get rid of these fucking bodies, man.
Go to lin- move to Linux.
What are you implying?
I can hear a helicopter.
It's going...
Eclipse.
GK plays games in Resilient?
Got one some berries?
We're still working through our rice supply right now.
Look at the devs other game from last night, it's all AI generated.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think I'm just I did I'm over here remembering parts of that game dude
that'll stick with me forever I think that will stick with me forever dude
I'm a fucking asshole, bitch.
Jack, you didn't even understand a place, makes you feel like I'm back on the batsfield
again.
We have a brother fight alongside.
Kid, don't you die here.
I want you to see how lovely my little angel is.
Oh my god!
Kid, don't you die here.
The batsfield dude.
More in the same clothes now I got my I got my crushed velvet purple shirt on
right now same jacket though yeah also that was yesterday
Damn it.
Dang it.
Each is a hot keeper or something else.
No dude.
Fucking stop.
You're gonna walk all the way over here.
Got it.
I'm fucking mad.
Is that not enough for you buddy?
Here, have some water.
I'm gonna go get some water.
I'm gonna go get some water.
Not enough green buddy? Here have some more you f***ing gull-uck to me.
You think Poseidon piece of the ocean he owns?
Aw, I don't think, uh, I don't think the mythical guy Poseidon.
I don't think he, uh...
Well, good luck, lady.
This motherfucker's got a shotgun!
I can actually control.
I'm just gonna make her equip the gun alright um we ride
Sumac is a uh, a planned person by the way.
What you got?
You got a key got club.
Sumac, no!
So back, no!
Nice.
Don't mind me, just gonna quickly strip this guy.
Huh? Why not?
This guy's- he's naked!
Ah, yeah, yeah, he-
Kill this guy.
You want to get back up I got a cover suit back
Why did you choose this direction
What's happened
Brother, there ain't no way this guy's over here.
Oh, wait, he is over here.
I'mma get ya.
This is where sumac dies, unfortunately.
Oh fuck
You good bro
You ain't good
Do some self-tent
Here you go, buddy
Just pray you don't get an infection smile. Oh, yeah weed
Yeah, we smoke that
I think we might go shotgun boys.
I
Okay, two songs at once. Stop botching, dude.
We have a 64% manipulation, and I probably stopped doing this. I just don't know when
I'm gonna get back over here so...
All right.
Eat it.
Ash cheeks for seven.
Happy birthday, soon.
I did have a good birthday.
It was a...
Somebody call it Poggers.
Like me.
We're gonna take this table.
A bluebird.
That's cute.
okay man got it I'm getting the message loud and clear
let's ride fuck you bitch who are these guys
dead for 3.5 days wait what
Am I swimming with a stone table on my back?
Holy sh-
Well, that might be all she wrote for you.
I do apologize.
I do.
Let's go, uh, hold on.
Man, we got some medicine, fuck it, dude.
Now, oh, not a bad tent.
Or you may have gotten lucky just now.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, we got five medicals.
You know what?
For her god emperor, I think we owe it to her to try to save her life, dude.
What happened to the big gaga breakdown, actually?
Oh, better eat some raw food!
Yep.
Wait. No.
Hmm, maybe we make her tank herself. Her Manip is only 77.
Hmm.
Can be tended in three hours.
Hey, get up, dude. Where's my moods or shit?
Ah, we ate an entire corpse. That's right.
Oh, yeah.
Right. Give me one. Yay.
I'll save your life, plant woman.
Would you like some berries?
Would you like some...
You what? Maybe you do that to end yourself.
Why can I do it?
We got to wait a little bit. Oh, no a little bit
We're breaking the simulation dude
How's your 10?
48 or 46
Not bad not bad not bad
Shall we make this now?
It's almost time we getting off that raw food shit. We get on that nutrient base shit, bro
Yup
I need something a little more steel
Wait, she's still dying to the infection, guys.
What can we do to make this a little bit, uh,
uh...
not as shitty for her
mercy kill
hmmm
bro
Well, I think in this situation, she would probably leave her life in our own hands.
So what we're going to do is we're going to go get one more heel root.
two and then we go on we're gonna send it the problem is that I do not know where
that is so I'm gonna shoot this red panda
Neat. Press Z and search for it. Oh yeah. Down there Neo Neo. Other side, other side, other
side, other side, other side, other side, other side, other side, other side, other
the side. Found it. What else? Well, our pilgrimage to save our one and only follower of our religion
in which would they believe we are God begins? Okay. I'm overburden. Seven hours. We're 1%
behind. You know what? Oh, never mind. Eat some rice, you'll feel better. Wait, that
That was a lot of some of my rice.
Err, my guys.
Okay, you stupid fuck.
Time is up the essence. Sumac's gonna fucking die, dude.
Stupid fuck. Let's get a tree.
Wait, we don't have a hopper, do we? Man.
How many days is this? 23 hours.
What can I click on this?
Cancel
Okay, no no no no wait these kind of storage
Is that how the interface usually is? Or is that the mod?
Bro, we're starving.
Yo, she's spinning her gun, dude. What are you doing?
Relax.
Expires in three hours?
Let's mulch the panda.
Why not?
Hmm?
Does it have to be butchered?
Not good.
See that bitch. Nice.
Good work.
Good freaking work, dude.
We need one more hill root.
All these berries got harvested? Never collected, though.
What have I done?
I said that stupid bitch should go do it.
She failed me, man.
Grab some berries.
Nice, dude.
Nice.
nice and we didn't even get the other hill right I don't think there's one over here
oh fuck dude wait she's going back and forth
contend now tending expires in 10 seconds she's doing it all right
so this is the final 10 then
10 quality 15% guys she's fucking dead
It's on her stomach too dude, I can't like, I can't take the stomach out.
Sumac!
Bed rest one.
Huh?
What?
Wait, we can put her on this bed.
Rest until healed not injures. What?
Pardon?
Oh, here we go.
It's too late.
I believe he is dead.
It's too late.
Why can I not move this bench? What?
She'll make a fine meal?
Yeah, true.
She brought a taste like broccoli or some shit, you know what I mean?
She's like a plant person.
Hehehe.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Wait.
Nope.
You dead, bruh.
You fucking dead, bruh.
You know what?
Can I banish her since she cannot walk?
Oh, no, she died in her sleep last night.
Come along.
Well, everyone around us seems to die.
Good night.
good night we tried man we fucking tried dude it but it wasn't good enough
our visiting are great dude that's so freaking sad we can do a ritual oh do
not me to... oh...
erm...
let's do a burial for her guys
I'll see you in Valhalla brother
She's still in your pocket? Nah, she in there.
Well, a burden until the very last, uh, fairy time.
Yippee!
Blackluster speech it's fine because we're just practicing right now cuz no one else heard it or saw it
Get above that break threshold buddy
We're losing out
Do they get pissed off if they see the animal bodies like that?
Meh.
You hate my house?
It's not a house.
It's a shack.
Stupid fuck.
And it hates you.
Come.
There we go, get that shit out of there, bruh.
Bruh.
Okay, 2.1 days.
We gotta put rice in there, dude.
It's harvesting time!
Do Mac never got to see the harvest.
Feels so fucking bad, man.
So the way that this works is the rice going to go further if it's made into nutrient paste?
How does that work?
Yeah?
All right, put that bitch in there, dude, yeah, but how though
like this is that is that how it's supposed to look
How come that guy said dirt, chat?
DIRT!
Fuck you, chatter.
I'm new.
Well, surely the third person who comes to our colony will not be, uh...
I'm not losing my life in a horrible way.
Enable paste in food settings?
Nutrient paste stored in network zero meals.
Uhhh...
The coolers for storage?
Wait, what?
Does it... it can spoil?
It takes a year?
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, good morning, everyone.
Let's go peep it out.
How come this has not gone down?
Extract five needles.
Yay!
8 Nutrient Pace Meals.
I know it keeps you alive but nobody wants to swallow that glob.
A synthetic mixture of protein, carbohydrates and vitamins, amino acids and minerals, everything
the body needs and absolutely disgusting. Wait, this is spoiling in 18 hours. What the
fuck? Give me the goop! Give me the goop! I'm gonna make a fridge. Hmm... wood.
Yeah, we'll put a table in that bitch.
You only make new term pace when you need it, the rice last for a year?
Oh.
Guys I hope that I'm set my base on fire.
Oh god, this isn't set my base on fire.
Hey, really? You suck. I hate you, you little mule.
Bitch.
Alright. We're any more fucking component, man.
I guess they won's enough, I don't think so.
I hope so.
Three components!
Hello?
Explain guk. Hi? Hi. Can someone explain that?
I'm I'm I'm I'm meow meow meow no
nopka
hey
mmm this water kind of poses a problemo
I feel like I'm really here guys. I feel like I'm on the rim right now
Yes feeling that
You feel it in the air tonight
Like I'm getting rimmed I
Can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord.
Mmm, six components.
Cringe.
Let's have another meal before they expire, which they will soon.
But hey, can't get food poisoning anymore.
That's a dub.
You know, I guess we don't even have to power this.
All the time.
We gotta make like a hallway, too.
I gotta get rid of these fucking bushes, man.
There it is.
next shotgun so fucking sad man stop fucking bear man
you have the Vee pastes body can make a powered storage bed I do not think I have
No, my problem.
How much wood am I carrying?
23.
We just got shits, like, strewn everywhere, dude.
It's good.
Which way was this, 10?
Make that mo-fuckin' bench, bitch.
Bumming, bumming, bumming.
I guess we'll make this our storage room.
There's a game called Rim War Lemons in single rim where exactly are the rims?
Sorry.
Do not mean to do that.
They're in there dude.
Yes, Bob!
Peanot.
Geologist.
Too smart.
Hard worker.
What the fuck, this is a Klingon?
I guess it's an insect or...
Hey, whatcha wearing?
Devil Strand pants?
I'll be right there!
Oh my god, it's eating it.
Awesome.
Hey, take her next.
Please tell me you're actually doing this job.
Yay!
Hey, six components.
Hey, see you later, nerd.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Uhh.
We need 180 steel.
Cringe.
Extract five meals.
Consume the paste.
Okay, get the rest of this shit.
What, I only need two coolers?
because it was getting up to like 109 out here.
I don't know, if there's like a heatwave it would probably need to, right?
What? Any professional rimmers in chat to confirm or deny?
You've rimmed a few people.
That's where poop comes from.
Paid forced weather.
A muffalo pelt.
dude it's Rusty Shackleford ethical dog dude what the fuck newspaper of Ang Cone
the weather control system will force the weather index will to be a foggy rain
for 8.1 days. I'll do it for the newspaper, fuck it dude. Fuck it dude.
Wait, this is unrelated to our reward. Do we get the reward after the weather?
Meow meow meow we go drop our shit off
Doesn't like a good foggy rain to get the blood pump
Oh there they are
Gimme my gold and cool newspaper
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Moved bed? Yeah, that is the answer.
quick eat the the paste wanderer joins mckay best skill crafting uh we're good man
we good
We gotta go get that steel.
This thing ate almost the entirety of that human by the way
That's awesome
My friend likes her skull
Me too
You like her skull it, how do you know it's a her?
Checkmate.
Solar flare.
Solar flare!
59.
Let's put some more rice in the thingy.
How much is that?
Wait, it's only 10.
Uh-oh.
Um, guys.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Okay, we're good though.
you
you
you
you
you
That's enough.
Good.
I'll go get the rest of the money.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
That's enough.
Dub.
Wack out!
Huh?
What the hell?
What the goose?
Bram-bam-bam-bam-bam, I need paste...
Consume the paste.
Mmm, so good.
Our character would be having a perpetual meltdown if he was not the god emperor of his own shitty little hut dude.
And if that isn't a metaphor for life then I don't know what is, brother.
Mm.
This was that Kermit
Never realized that was the name of that email. Not very subtle, huh?
Kermit gate oh
I like the the one where it's the curtains and then it says job behind the curtain that one's a good one
yeah honestly kermit gape is pretty good behind the other curtains as well i'm being tbh
Good. You stupid fuck. Oh, good. Eat that shit.
Okay, we're gonna get a light in this bitch, actually, how about a wall lamp?
Let there be lights.
I'm sure it's foggy and rainy outside, I wonder why.
I was in the light in here.
Alrighty, fella.
Just a little more.
Alright.
How much of excess power we got?
340.
It's like hella cold right now.
How we doing?
Still got the, uh, scar on our eye.
I
Yeah
Just fucking sleep do you sleep next to your steely a little good little bitch
The unloquant things are selling the 75 months as three-fourths of a century
We're going to need some more granite.
We have enough.
We're just going to get our base going.
And then we can start kind of like head out become a menace
All right
That's your cold AF in that beat. It's cold AF in here, too
But how
It just is.
It's friggin' cold!
Woodwall sex? Yeah.
Uh, we can turn off one of these bad boys for now.
Deploy the meals.
Deploy the meals. Wait what? Oh, it contains one rice. Consume the rice.
This guy? What? Why did Diddy blood eat only one grain of rice? Omega low six seven?
This will be our gold base right here? Nice.
We got five meals and wait we got ten nine meals.
Now let's think in smart fellows.
There's our corpse in the walls seasoning.
supporting us from evil spirits?
a limited use psychic effector
so that if this is our relic and it's a one-time use item
what happens if we use it?
does my guy get mad?
Rudge.
Hmm.
Time to pick some berries, fellas.
He get Omega mad.
Don't like that.
Harvest botch, dude.
We love to see that.
Loads gun.
Looking for the bushes.
I wish there was like a creative alternative way to like butcher a course.
But I guess we just gotta get a slave.
Insect man slave.
You guys think we can take that Rhino?
Okay, bitch.
Let's be real guys.
Compared to Evil Moonman, dude, I'm starting to think that maybe you wouldn't last very
long on the rim, man, if I'm being honest.
These are pretty good!
If I thought I was God King of my hut, I would.
Hmm.
Oh, we don't need wood.
Broom.
Drop the food, grab the steel, drop the steel, we got to chop some trees, you know we sure
They're not fast learners, dude. I think.
What are you getting raided by the robot alien guys?
I don't know.
Hopefully never. Those guys are f-
I fucking hate those guys.
You need some tools?
I mean, I feel like headbutton in the tree ain't so bad.
to remove it.
Could be better, sure, but...
Alright, 3.4 days.
We might have to double wall this, if I'm being honest.
Or use stone.
We could use stone.
Extract 20 meals.
Dude, you're butt normal, but isn't it awesome?
What do you eat, shuttles?
It's really hard to do anything right now with this mod, so...
We're just trying to do the best we can.
Make Hopper a part of the freezer?
Oh my god, we could do that.
Why didn't I refer to Ray the Hopper's?
I've never used one of these before, man.
No.
I don't need a fridge that big.
For now, forever.
Sapblood.
Uh, delete this ship, bruh.
Goodbye.
Uh, Yolink.
Okay, can I move the hopper?
Haha, no.
They're only 15, we're good.
Um, what is this?
Brainets.
okay 5 10 15 20 point 5 30
Oh shit.
Dude, my APM though, rate this shit.
Holy fuck.
Watch this.
Okay, it's not really helping though.
I can do it though.
Bro, it is minus one degrees in here.
What are we insulated against?
Not that.
Not that, fellas.
I suppose we also get a stone door.
Broom, boom.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Now the fucking wire's on the ground.
I'm such a fucking loser idiot, dude.
Hey, it reaches it. Nice.
Call it according to Keikaku.
And Keikaku, well...
That means playing in Japanese.
Should we double wall it?
Hey, how well does this insult- does this even count?
It's like a wall?
It's separating it actually, yeah.
Hmm.
Do you think we should replace the door?
What is best?
right it's just so fucking cold in here I don't understand why whatever dude who
fucking cares man up it'll just be cold
you had a second hopper let's do it
I don't really have the stuff that would call for that, but...
Also, why didn't we put the door, like, right there?
Why is it all the way at the top?
You know, this mod is teaching me how inconvenient it must be to be a room world pawn when
you are existing in the same realm that is commanded by a moron
you know what I mean like all these bushes and shit that my guy is like like
has been tripping over for like months dude just never addressed move your
table. Um, but it's fucking cold in there, man. 18 degree.
Hey, shoutouts, Worcestershire sauce is in chat. Do you know why Worcestershire
sauce was invented? Some chatter said, hey, do you want to know? And then he
never said anything because he's a bitch.
And now I'm like really curious, but like
You said you didn't want to know yeah, then I changed my mind
That was a one sauce. Oh, why was a one sauce invented
Explain good you're gonna go plant some rice
and
cannibalism
will
actually working
as anyone who's played the spot know how to like
continually do the SAS career with
No one played this ass frog.
You mean frog?
You mean frog?
Wash your sister sauce is anchovies in a brine for three or stored in a spiced and drained.
Oh I know.
And it's fuckin' delicious.
You know they put that shit on like cheese at like trail minutes?
Yeah, it gives no bargain about it.
It's Cheez-It trail makes white people food, by the way.
Yeah.
Okay.
How do I just click on this?
of
Don't start applying foods to a race on a path you want to go down.
I'm going to apply foods to white people now.
White people be like, yeah, I'll eat that Manny sandwich with the crap single on it.
They do be like that.
They do be like that.
They were like, yes, I do think I will have some cheese and trail mix with the Warchester
Sire sauce.
They be like, yeah, yeah.
Potato salad with raisins?
Anyone?
How the fuck do I get rid of this fucking brolin space?
Oh, let me click it that time, I understand.
We're going to grow corn?
Who eats potatoes salad with raisins?
Me.
The whitest guy that you know.
I love raisins.
I
Mm-hmm
The entire big dog too fucking bad
Grow a Heel Root when that's an important incident? I don't know if our character can.
You know, if we had been growing Heel Roots, then once her face wouldn't have died to the stomach infection.
Our first and only devout follower.
Evil Moon Moon Sun Bin has achieved their Sea and Aurora aspiration.
Wait, we're two out of five right now, dude.
Holy shit.
Where do you see that?
Where?
Get ultimate revenge on a centipede.
Evil Moon Moon wants to shred a centipede blaster to show him who's boss now.
Evil Moon Moon wants to become a parent.
The Illamoon wants to be bonded to a royal animal.
A crane, orangutan, peacock, pheasant, quail, royal tiger, swan, and gore rabbit mega chicken.
A orangutan.
...
...
...
...
...
...
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
We should grow some crack too, actually.
We're gonna need every advantage we can get.
What the fuck is the yield route?
Bang!
I can't do that shit, I'm a loser!
Got five plants
No
Guard I got a pee miscellaneous unnamed anonymous guard
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Could have to like slow. Yeah, daddy. I hit it too far to the right. We'll make me do the Dragon Ball Z scream. I'll do it
I don't know.
What the fuck?
That's actually good.
I don't.
Is that gohaw?
That's it.
Jesus!
You
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
That's right, he's a cheat.
Look at all the haters.
She's always the one that's favorite.
What do you think?
Well, I'm glad we're here, but don't tell me.
We're going to be on the phone with Nia.
On the phone with Nia?
I don't know.
I'm not supposed to know.
Dude, I know that.
I'm not supposed to touch her, so I don't know.
We're just going to stop this.
So that's for sure.
Hey.
Nia!
What?
Can't see her?
Can't see her?
Can't see her?
Dude, uh...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Wait! This way!
Stay back up!
We've got to get away!
No, no, no!
I'll open the door.
Oh, it's a man!
Oh, nice!
I'm sorry, I'm late!
I'm late.
I'm late.
Wait!
Nope.
Oh, ew!
We've got some time.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Okay.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Looks like you might be making fun of an a-senile old man.
Attempting a brain- Attempting a brain teaser.
Hmmm.
Kinda rude.
We make fun of the Elderly in here now?
There's nothing, kind of work.
The game really wants to give me extra people.
I can't even click this.
Me, not that kind of work.
I want to finish playing through the Warcraft 3 campaign eventually.
We started.
Dude, that one...
What mission did I get fucking stuck on, dude, on the hard difficulty?
Fuck, man.
Warcraft 3 is so hard, the campaign on hard is, like, fucked up.
Opening the portal?
It's the one with like the bridge you could destroy, you know, you know what I'm talking about?
Living trash in Shersilva?
Yeah, frozen throne too, yeah. Rescue the animal did not join. Okay.
Okay.
Open the door, back up.
Dragonon, six or seven, Trubb, six for seven?
Bitch.
Wait, do we have the refrigerator mod?
May.
Cringe.
I kind of forgot what we were doing while being honest.
Let's chop a tree down.
seems right. Can I make the backpack? Yeah, we probably could actually. We have like a
storage room. Maybe we just mine this bitch hour quick. Mining away. I don't know what's
left to say I'll say it anyway. Gonna hit the wall with my head now.
I get stupid ass dog. I saved your life. Street Skyzix for something for a million
nineteen months. Of Prime sub? Azos bucks? 3p cent each for something? Gotta be honest
guys, the vial thing cooking in my stomach right now is a biohazard. It's a resident
Evil 9 Biohazard. It's a Biohazard 9 Biohazard.
Go shit?
My option is, go shit.
Or play Rimworld.
You know what I mean?
The answer is obvious.
Consume the paste.
So nutritious.
We should reform our ideology so that we like it instead.
Does VTuber can stream themselves taking a shit?
Why can't you?
A group of Nord's people from the Grey Seal Clan have arrived nearby.
Spear?
Axe.
Hehehehe.
Well, well, well.
It's killing time.
gun.
Okay you really gotta aim for those.
It's fucking raining man.
Okay.
I'm this guy now?
Big?
You're a good guy.
Brother.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
Bam, bam, bam.
Ooh, armor.
I'm bleeding, buddy.
Does this motherfucker have a black vest?
You suck, you bullfuckin'
Strip this, bitch.
The fuck is this?
It's a lasso.
Yonk?
Yeah, we should make that backpack.
Dude, where are you going, man?
Where are you going?
Uh...
No!
And him.
Yep.
You fuck yourself.
New close.
New close.
Nalasso.
Can drag enemies into melee range from a distance or pull friendlies out of harm's way.
Neat.
That will of course not be useful for us.
This backpack, however...
Oh, we gotta get a heater in this bitch.
Wait, where did we see the back over here?
Yeah, for some reason you only see the progress bar when you're really zoomed in.
It has to have been kind of cozy.
Yeah, do you like the uh...
The bench?
Okay, what kind of backpack is this?
normal wearable by adults nice we are now efficient gonna get some steel for a
heater
hey what levels are mining it we fucking suck man we definitely did not pick the
correct skills. When I make your room where the coolers exhaust heat, you want me to use
the exhaust from the coolers to heat a room? This guy told me to kill myself. What a fud.
50 steel one component
Alright we're gooped up dude grab the component
Wait, where'd I have it?
Travelers?
We need one more thing of steel.
Right, three mining, almost four.
Guys, we'll move that steel from your bed to the dog bed. I can't touch it. I can't move it.
I have to have to move my bed. I've just been too lazy.
All right, no botch hey get the fuck out of my house
Wait, what are you? I think that's an imp
Impid
Alrighty, what's our grid access 335 our powers about to go out good catch movement. Thanks
We got to sleep now?
That's true, let's get some wreck in, dude.
He's a simple man.
When you're playing chess against yourself, how do you not have an inherent bias toward
one side?
Honestly, I think it's schizophrenic to be able to play against yourself.
Hmm, reject.
Split your brain?
Yeah, but you use the same side of your brain to play chess.
Or say your brain every time you switch sides.
Nah.
That shit's fucking psycho.
It's fun if you have dementia.
Would you recommend this mod or learn the game the OG way?
You should not play like this the first time you play Remorseless.
If you're interested in understanding the game.
I mean, I was saying on a micro level, it might help, but...
Nah, I don't think you should do that.
I don't think you should.
I don't think so.
Be so fuckin' fast.
Should have eaten before, but no.
No, man.
dude shut up it's not that bad man come on get in the freezer next to Homer
dub
okay top off that wreck dude maybe we can make a billiards table he said
knowing full well he did not have the space for that but we should probably hit
the uh... should I expand the nutrient paste chamber which is what I'm gonna call
it for now on. can you blame agupa for gooping a little? hell no man goopah I'm
mind? Can you blame a Goopa?
What the f is gooping? He doesn't know dude.
Your stream is my nutrient paste. That's pretty cool.
I think that chat to that guy just insult me I did not want to roof there
he goofed me down all right no to survive her man honestly what I
should have done is probably just build a structure. I think we leave this door open for now. This
mod would be like... this mod with multiplayer, dude. Think about it. Holy guacamole.
It's planned.
Holy freak-a-moly, dude.
Please fund the mod devs so we can have Minecraft server 2.
Only if it has really shitty procs, boys, dude.
mod with extraction holy moly holy moly
all right only if it has procs voice and extraction points of sparranza
The prox voice for Minecraft has gotten really good.
I mean if we ever do a Minecraft thing again I don't want prox voice because people are
not always comfortable using voice.
Plus, I've taken a couple of pointers from the goat of live streaming Kaisen at, and
I think the reading is super important, so it's a good exercise in brain health.
Can you dig it?
I don't know how to- I lowkey cannot read.
how much how much do we all have 18 per 10
I'm gobin
we have one more steel hip
Where do I have any on me?
No.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
I'd rather be able to tame an animal or turn into an animal.
A little animal, not animal.
Um, I guess tame.
I don't want to turn into an animal.
That's some furry shit on God.
You a furry?
Chatter.
You can turn back?
Yeah but what if like someone sees me do it?
What if Kate and Brenly sees me do it man?
Alrighty.
Alrighty
Yep, okay, it's a hundred degrees in this room. I'm sure that's fine laughs nervously
You're gonna get some more wood for the gen
Why did I install a heater in there?
Uh, cause I'm gonna, I'm gonna move in.
Caravan animals wander in.
What you got on you bruh?
Oh fuck, you're dead as shit!
Fire bombs.
Okay, actual medicine.
Oops.
Wait, hold on before we kill you.
All right, I don't know if those firebombs are infinite hey guys, what's up positions my no fuck
Oh my god
Dude I'm all the way across the map help
Dude, this is not a fucking lake man, it's just a giant puddle, dude.
Remember diagonal movement is the most important kind of movement you can do.
Alright, donkeys.
Let's see you dodge this.
Run.
Run.
Wait, we got the important one.
Come back.
Hey, I don't really care about you if I'm being honest.
Welp.
To the freezer with you, pussy?
I noticed it's 61 degrees in my freezer.
Ah, cause the one that I was using broke.
Can you blame a goopa?
Nay.
Hopefully it begins to freeze once more in my fridge.
What the fuck did I just say?
I'm a gooper.
I'm literally, my diet is goop, guys.
I mean, can you truly say the same?
I don't think so, buddy.
Like, gonna wake up early and go harvest that there rice down there, fellows.
Getting to maximum recreation.
Arbus.
Remods for people who can't play Factorio.
Yeah, and people- Factorio's for people who wish they could get an engineering degree,
pussy.
school you're not pressing anyone okay so you can't play factory no I can't you
can like both yes you can dude why'd that guy get so defensive dude Victoria's
logistics engineering whatever dude logistical engineering that's a thing
I'm sure.
What is it?
Oh.
We don't right click ourselves, we just right click away.
I'm picking up all of my rice right now.
Oh
This fucking bush
These are my corn harvest man, we're gonna have enough goop to last us months, man.
I
Check this out
Are you to live today
I'm starving help my 19 boys be good be good
Oh wait, we got the rest of our backpack
And in here only near me on me on you
me
We're in the hopper dude
All right, we're not gonna make them yet though because the rice takes much longer to expire.
So if our power goes out for some reason, it will survive on.
Because those delicious little nutrient-packed rice...
I mean, does rice actually have a lot of nutrients?
Me personally, I love rice.
Starman thinks or something says, what up, Ho?
Yo.
You got carbs?
race no there's a lot of seaman oh name five types of race now short grain
long grain jasmine purple wild you don't
purple he's never had purple rice purple rice is really called black rice
slash forbidden rice oh well I'm a guy Jim I told you guys my purple rice story
right the first time and literally the first time I've ever seen it my entire
life I went out to eat with my friends and we went to a restaurant and it was
entirely populated in staff by Asian people okay so even the people eating
the Eurasian except for me my friends we walked in everyone had purple rice served
to them and they came to our table with white rice dude so we got the Gaijin rice
loser
27 faced again today. You didn't ask dude. There's no way that every said dude
there was like eight different tables I looked around I got up and went to the
bathroom yeah I was like I saw the purple rice dude when we walked in I was like
that show looks kind of good if I'm being honest can't wait to try it nope
You do not get to try that shit, Gaijin. You watch your fucking mouth.
I don't think I would like this one being honest. A little baby.
When you specifically asked for purple rice?
You know, I was being a little Sundarian, that's all. Or what was it called?
I was playing Koi. Yeah.
I've got some medicine, dude. That's a dead.
No, not beta, dude.
It's got a weird smell to it.
Yeah, but I like vinegar and shit, you know what I mean? I like weird smells.
You ever smell the dead body?
I have it, but I'm told that it is extremely, uh...
You have?
What the shit smell like, dawg?
a gross
you love that it's pungent smells like sulfur wait really a cadaver smells like
rotten crab I've never smelled rotten crab cheese it smell like the decomposing
bodies no they don't dude you fucking liar
Get into an OR and smell things, it's crazy, dude.
Um, I mean, my accent is C-section when our kid was born, and I was in there, so yeah,
it did smell kind of fucked up, I mean, like, you know what I mean?
That ass baby, no, this motherfucker was tilted coming out, so they had to do the seaside.
He wasn't like fat or anything like that.
You're the same way, yeah.
Tilted from the start.
Yeah, except he's not tilted, he's chill, man, he's chill AF.
Just a chill guy.
It's inside ways.
Boys in the days, it's inside ways.
I'm starving.
Man, so glad I never have to have a period.
Hey?
Never say never okay
Wait those quails being mad kind of fucks us because I'm direct access to our food
Where's the club where they get threw it out
Oh, no.
Draft, you fuck.
Rebuilding.
Me VU.
Uh-oh.
Got him, ass.
Shoot him!
don't be a scratch we can't go out to a quail bite, dude.
oh no.
wait, we got- oh no.
alright, not good.
Slash me praise to myself. Please don't let yourself get infected from that quail bite
The answer is a labor and delivery nurse she says sometimes her exes actually can smell like shit
Yeah, cuz they cut open the stomach dude, it's like the
You know
It's actually crazy if you think about like
How tightly our bodies are packed with organs, you know what I mean?
Is that weird?
I got a root canal this week and Doc told me my dead teeth smell hella rancid.
Ew.
Babies are not held in the stomach, you idiot.
But like, surely there's like a passageway.
Well, I like that like there's like an adjacency that like you know if you're trying to get
to do a C-section you get a baby out like you might get close to the stomach in that
process right?
I'm not doubling down!
No?
If you're a retard.
Okay dude, look.
I don't understand the exact logistics of a C-section.
I don't.
I don't.
That doesn't make me retarded.
It makes me retarded.
Look, I don't understand the exact logistics of a C-section, I don't, I don't.
That doesn't make me retarded, it makes me ignorant.
And I am professing my desire to learn.
Honestly, I think it's a little mean that you called me that.
Learning is cringe-based.
Honestly so fucking base the way you said that
Something's like two feet from the universe if you're actually you are a oh
Guys we let the our word rip one too many times, okay, you guys can say as much you want. I really give a fuck but
Mostly the internal organs being exposed to the air. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm fucking dumb as hell, man.
How low key can't read.
See sections sometimes smell like shit because earlier when pushing the woman might shit themselves
from pushing, not a doctor.
In parenthesis.
Yeah, I mean I know that does happen but I don't I mean I feel like the guy who
mentioned this earlier would have would have mentioned in parenthesis because
they shit themselves.
You know what I mean? Like it would obviously be a case of like that person
shit themselves. You name one part of the uterus.
Yuvula. Does that count? Where is that? Where's my character dancing?
The uterine wall.
That's your mouth. Oh, well, I mean, the vagina's kind of like a mouth if you think about it.
Hey, we got some healer here dude.
You think there's a vent mod for Rimworld?
Dude, we gotta get some storage, man.
Maybe we make this the storage right here.
Moon Moon watch seat one piece season two I guess. Oh, I fucking didn't man
The Eater says suction some of a black hole and can duck a man's balls inside you gotta stop reading Hentai
That is not true
Can we store this?
Oh wait.
Oh the backpack's going so fucking hard right now.
Boom.
Alright let's get some chunks.
I'm fucking chunking!
I seem like you've never had your balls truly sucked.
Okay, he's not even, he's not talking about a mouth.
Wait, why'd you drop that?
Chunk bottom left.
Spelled C-H-U-N-K, er, C.
This guy called me Chunk.
Wait, that's kinda good actually.
Like a fat oink, dude?
Oh, shit.
What up, Chunk?
You're chomped in on- it does not mean chomped in on- it's Chunky Uncle, dude.
I saw a TikTok trying to claim that the word onk was like a term of endearment and that
it was cool to be called onk.
I feel like the guy was trying so hard to convince me of that that he was probably lying about it
Informers to the collection of valuable items worth 167 near us the collection consists of eltex that's contraband
It was before white people took it
Okay for for the record, I don't actively call people's thunk. Okay, you guys are the ones who appropriate
Okay, and you do it in the safety of Twitch chat. It's fucked up, dude.
Alright.
Remember what happened to Valkyrie? Winter Chat was like, dude.
You can't say no, Cap.
Well, guess what?
It's your turn.
I'm turned up back on you guys. You can't say Unk anymore, dude.
Intervention time!
Okay, Unk. Alright. Careful what you say. Why can't I not click this wall? I'll put
a roof on it. Alright, let us make the structure. 65. Nice. Good morning, I just took my morning
Okay, you're late dude. It's the dumb guy by the way, shut up.
Morning? Yeah, he lives somewhere and you don't! Is that so far-pitched?
Is it Auto-Q the next one you ever left? No.
It would be cool if there was a way for them to do that, though.
We got to eat.
Starving?
Bad for your health?
Wee!
We're going to play Fancy Star Online Blue Burst.
I played a little bit on a Finia a couple of months ago, actually.
Not on string.
Okay
Get those shrubs out of your way
Yeah, I mean we're gonna fuck how much we have six
All right, we can't fail these
I run out of power.
What do you think is in the herbal medicine in the room world?
Do you think it's like ivermectin type beat or what?
How do I repair this?
Uh oh.
it's goop yeah fucking is man you're right dude
whose bitch off yep it's simple living and we're living it and I should not have
finished this wall yet but I did because I am fucking dumb
need more chunk check this out boom, boom, boom
and then boom, boom, boom and then boom
Alright, rip some chunks, buddy.
Alright, I think we're working really slow because it's dark out here.
Loser!
I mean, we just go to bed.
When you get older you think you'll move to the country or to Florida.
I don't know, I don't think everyone will live in Florida again.
That place is kind of ass dude, I'm being honest.
No offense, Floridians.
I've only ever lived in North Florida though, so...
Flora only good for tourism?
Where, dude?
Bro, you can go somewhere way nicer than Flora, dude. I'm telling you, if you're looking for like a...
almost a tropical experience like I don't know what we even call it sub-propagal
I don't know.
Israel. Ah, okay.
Heh heh. That's what I would call it.
Suboptimal.
You're getting married in Seaside, Florida?
Dude, if that's what you and your...
future husband and or wife want.
If that's what you and your wife's boyfriend want.
Then you should
Are both sides seaside, I mean there's a very large portion of Florida that is not seaside
So I feel like the distinction was not untoward
He's just saying he's getting married on the ocean
You know what I am saying?
What the fuck is the door?
What the fuck is the door?
Grandite.
Wait, are they going to deconstruct this first?
Rabbit?
Uh, Grandite door?
Fuck and die.
The floor is just almost uninsurable now.
Insurance companies are abating me yet?
Dude, fuck insurance companies, man.
Good.
Ew.
Who is in the...
What the hell are you wearing?
This guy's got a Legion arrow.
You don't want to come here.
This is where the guy who ate that kid lives, named.
Oh, what do you mean?
Oh.
Wait.
We good.
We got room for one more.
We're at that.
One more.
Ribbit.
What's the best state to live in in the United States, by the way?
Real answer only.
Minnesota? Wrong.
Virginia. Hawaii. This guy's never seen the beach cockroaches, dude. Michigan.
Ha ha ha.
Maine.
I ran. That's not a... that's not America.
Who the fuck are these guys? Oh, it's the slaver.
Wait let me get a slave real quick. I'll sell them to you.
Who do you guys have? Knives? Boat?
Or maybe I can buy a slave.
Yippee!
Why are you only 229?
Staggering leave of childhood free happily to form but she's a circus free
I'll take some of you instead thanks man. Thank you, bro
Put the opium on the chessboard for later.
Wait, we need to dispense.
Let's do a little bit more.
It's Cort Anne.
Now we wreck.
Relaxed bro, eights for seven.
Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fuckin' hmmm.
Boom rat chilling?
Yep.
Yep.
You know what uh,
I'd shoot this guy if I wouldn't burn down my entire field.
Mountain Blade 2 Kaloradia begging to be conquered?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Was like, what's blood talking about?
It's already in the old warband world.
That guy has skeleton? What the fuck?
That's Unforced in beating XQC's record.
I gotta be honest and it's totally not related, but just...
The urge to take a shit and just like increase like exponentially after I read that.
You know what I mean?
You're so funny, little Mal. Thank you. Thank you, man. What was your favorite part of that joke?
The poo part? Yeah, that was a good one.
What's the most efficient way to do this, I wonder?
This boomerang needs to get the fuck out of my house right now.
Now I guess he'll starve, and if he starves then he explodes, actually.
Get out.
Leave.
There he is.
Put's hand against wall.
Give her up.
Do you ever have dreams of having a creative career?
No.
No.
Do you ever have dreams?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You picked your data from Jilt today after you got a DUI?
That's fucking awesome man. Welcome to the mood mood show.
W dad in chat? W's for dad getting out of jail? W?
W son in chat as well? I think it's gonna blow up.
We have super violent dreams that scare you. No. Do not. Chad, is that normal Chad?
Actually, maybe talk to the therapist.
On second thought, therapy.
There we go.
I can't burn if there's no grass, bitch.
Picks you up.
You've died in your dreams a bunch.
How's blood dying in his own make-believe world?
You can literally make yourself invulnerable.
Noob.
How far does this reach?
Brown.
I need 15 steel, dude.
I ain't got that shit.
What do you think I do?
You once dreamt that James Bond came into your room and shot you.
I think I would have made a good James Bond for Queen and Country.
MoneyPenny, where's my device?
What do you guys think?
Q, where's my device?
You mean villain?
Nah, I think I could have done James Bond pretty good.
Octo Pussy, let's get out of here.
What was her name?
Pussy galore, let's go
We got to get out of here pussy the region of doom is upon us
That's the best song in the game
All right, we got a roof now, which means...
It's time to cut the fuckin' bushes here.
Oh
Bonnie Miller door
Eat the paste. Eat the goop. Consume the goop.
Oh, y'all mind if we goop a goops a wee bit?
Real quick?
What happened to the other pawn?
Uh, we got raided and I selected the option that makes them automatically controlled by AI, and then they ran into
shotgun range and got shot in the stomach and then
It was fine and then they got a stomach infection and then they died by like 2% to the infection
because neither of us were very good doctors.
The end.
And then you ate them, now we buried them.
And then we had a ceremony that actually kind of sucked and disrespected their memory.
But it was kind of an accident, so.
stench white first key eye of the white boulder settlement says that her friend
has been wounded while traveling the victim is stench a 35-year-old pathological
liar I'm good man we have built some cabinets in here dude
First I gotta goop a little bit.
Yup.
Gooped it.
Oh fuck.
We're living in poverty right now.
We have some light out here.
I
Did you
Oh, it picked up while I was working, wasn't it?
Now we're good.
RIP it dude.
I should've fished a rat denied so it would be nice. Here's the bathroom like everyone else here.
Welp, let's start moving some stuff in here, yes.
Prrm, prrm, prrm, prrm, prrm, prrm, hold it open. Fuck.
Yeah, we could just grab all this shit, actually.
Hmm, look it up idiot.
It's kind of weird that prioritized cleaning old newspaper, wait is it dead?
Dude I did a whole lot, I literally got subjected to foggy rain for nine full days for the
that newspaper and it deteriorated and died. Explain that, brother. So let's shit on the
floor. It clips over. We need some floor tiles there. It's kind of triggering me, actually.
Yeah, the base is pretty sweet. This is the main chamber here. This is where I do
my opium? Opium? Like it? Hey, what happens if I take the opium? Ah, I'm gonna save it.
I'm gonna save it. Quick skill check. 8, 6, 6, 4, 5, 3, 6, 3, 5, 6, 9. Our best skill is
actually researching, but we haven't done it yet, dude. We're literally channeling
our energy right now we're gonna move this table up here finally after we do
this
We got a space max boys. Very important.
We don't have any wood. We actually need to get wood.
My goal for this run?
Same goal as every room world one baby.
Run.
Beat the game.
Is that cool how I saw that, brother?
I hope you missed 100% addiction chance from the mod.
I'm glad I didn't take it though.
I'm glad I did not take the opium pills.
What?
Oh, that's a reinstall.
Wait, we can probably do a normal chair now.
Yup.
Fuck this dumbass chair.
Oh, what?
Oh what?
I removed the condo, is that an idiot?
We got 12 steel, that's more than enough.
Oh, there was some right there.
Yeah, I made that song, by the way, because someone's wondering why it sounds so cool.
Hmm
Put the wood down drop demo fuck it steal
Put the pants down
boom
medicine a
PSM that's a package survival meal by the way
A bit of military, a bit of mercenary military jargon for you guys.
Do we have enough?
Haha, no!
Oh yeah we do.
I'm militarily trained and don't you worry, if anything happens I could kill all of you.
If I have to.
And I kinda want to.
the way the way the back I saw that my game history dude he was like he was
like yeah and by the way I could kill all of you fucking out of place why do
you fucking say that dude like no one doubted you dog you're six foot eight
man okay you're shredded okay you've mentioned multiple times already that
you were involved in a war of some sort like yeah they know you can kill them
They know me.
Dude.
Yeah, I was fucking yolked!
Am I militarily trained? Nope.
I cannot stand with that fella, I don't think.
Nay. Nay, nay, nay.
Rimworld tomorrow?
Uh, we'll do Monday.
Tomorrow's kid day.
Yeah, smoke my kid and some doke upon dude
We got really nervous is why to take that opium for some reason
Yeah, he might take the opium
Which always how you talk about how you hate Pokemon and say Pokemon I said
Doka pawn and I don't hate Pokemon. I am simply uninterested in Pokemon. It is different
And up this trash
Repair this wall
Or why does this shit takes so long
I'm at three times speed. Are you okay? Hello?
Let me get some of that wine, bruh.
I like the little melee animation, mother should say.
Hmm, I got mucho grapes and wine that I cannot afford.
None of the new Quest Crypto Sleep soldiers.
The company is led by Hex, who possesses a unique masterwork weapon.
Soldiers are hiding out in an ancient structure at Butkohila, Furnace.
Ah yes, in the lava field.
That's cool.
I looked at the mod fucked up.
You see that guy's halberd on screen?
Ooh, the lava field.
Where the fuck are we?
Right here.
Oh, that's only like a 15-day journey to the lava field.
No big deal, man. No big freaking deal, bro
Delete this
I was at only 0.7 beauty in here dude. Oh the fucking steel man
steel
Okay, we got it steel redeemed
What am I repairing it looked like the floor
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, you cannot prioritize deconstructing stuff.
It just does not work.
Big L, dude.
Three Mollies for 7.
You're hacking hype?
Ayo!
Can I get a big GDQ hype in chat, dude?
Holy guacamole.
Build a fucking chair, dude.
Duh.
Normal dining chair.
Perfect for chess.
Okay.
Can I get a little bit of goop?
Alright, now hit this rock.
You can speeder at any game, but what would I speeder on?
I feel like a RimWorld speeder on would be interesting.
Is that weird?
Like just to like see like, just to beat the game?
You know what I mean?
Hey, loser speeder on Minecraft, you know what I mean?
That shit's random as fuck too.
I did speedrun only up, that was fun.
The platforming that game was fun even though it was like a weird Brazilian crypto scam,
but you know what I mean.
Zomboid speedrun?
Well there's no end to that game so what would the speedrun be?
Strength speed run, dude.
Death speed run.
Yeah, I was thinking about doing a... they added like a new difficulty or whatever.
Or they changed like the new hardest difficulty, like it used to be like apocalypse or some shit, they changed to extinction.
And they made it so that the zombies like randomly have like higher cognition. They can like open doors.
And they're like
like way tougher to kill on average
yeah I mean that's that's not what we were doing when I played most recently
like a couple weeks ago
we're doing all sprinter first time a deep all mode has sprinters yeah I think I
I like the way that they did the sprinters in that game.
Can I go back and get a question to say that you, you world, what's the you world word?
So I'm recently, uh, some treatments just recently did a rimworld speeder right before I patch fixed an ideology exploit.
I think they got all endings in like 10 hours.
What was the exploit?
Me personally I would like to see just like the classic like finish.
was the exploit? It's gonna be a crazy exploit Arcan X's takes forever. But, I mean if they
told me it's not like I could exploit as a patch, not that I would anyway, I'm an
honorable game. You could do a joint ritual, cancel three-fourths of the way
through and do it on pull-downs of infinite joints. Oh, so you'll just spam up call on this real quick?
Okay, you can do a certain ritual over and over again for no cost.
Wowzers.
It's kind of funny how differently I'm looking at storage when I'm manually controlling my guy.
It's funny. Point's gone at you.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go take a shit, Chad. I'm gonna go take a shit.
I think it's time.
I think I got a poop. I'll see you guys Monday. Thanks for watching, everyone. Thank you very much.
Good work guards daps you up. Good work twitch chat daps you up. Let me fix my toupee.