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spicy pork today, boys.
Who? It was me. It was me. I pointed at myself.
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Huh what the hell man
I'm watching the video.
you
It's Evil Moon Moon, why are we on Band-Aim?
Evil Moon Moon doesn't wear glasses.
Who won Vietnam is a communist or capitalist right now, buddy?
Think about that, a brother man, think about that, a brother man, tough to tell.
Yeah, true.
They're literally communists. Yeah. Like I said, we lost.
the fit today, boys. Thank you. Thank you. Same as every other day. That's what I'm going for.
for. Identical.
He's hot. Thanks for seven.
I'm but the spot and fees on
thanks for seven. What did you
guys do today? You're like a
Japanese school student.
Eat a doki masu.
I am Japanese.
Eski thinks for something.
I am sick and ate a big burger.
You maxed your group Iron Man RuneScape.
DOOM!
What did you eat a burger if you're sick?
J.S. Chip. Thanks for something. Hello. Dopamine. Ken Bone looking ass. Ken Bone wears a red
sweater nice tribe buddy I already went through my Ken bone arc
remember that red red cardigan I had or whatever sovereign sovereign thanks
for God's help
You went through this looking at celebrity buttholes arc to no one no one said they were doing that. It's just you.
It's just you fellow.
IQs and Rhymes Southix are something you prefer darker medium or a sphere of coffee, medium.
Joe Kenbone used to call pregnant women human submarines.
It's not very fair for the fat guy to do that, I think.
the human mechas.
XGK, thanks for seven. You're welcome.
Told my grandpa the title of your stream and he had a seizure.
It's OTAG war, OTAG NAMMA unbanned OTAG.
Does it sound like the radio codes you used to say or something?
Charlie Niner.
Got an OTAG.
OTAG.
I repeat OTAG.
or
uh, sun bro, thanks for seven.
We need to do a stream where we just listen to spy number stations on shortwave.
Ooh.
You see the new number station coming from Iran?
How do these guys still have time to like meme you guys about the fucking number station
shit while like dodging rockets and shooting rockets?
You got to respect the craft, dude.
And a good wiki gochu pulls I mean the best one I got was on string
Greetings master Namur my last name really poop. Yes
Oh, it's coming from Germany
What use does a shortwave radio station like that even serve?
Can you pump some songs about how cool Vietnam War was like fortune it's, uh, yeah.
Jack Dougherty and CCR singing about how cool the Vietnam War was.
I was going to communicate messages to hidden agents without exposing them.
Surely there's a better way.
I got no one laptop at my Jack Doherty in CCR joke.
I'm starting to get pissed off.
I'm all right. My blood pressure is already rising.
You chuckled IRL. Thank you. Thank you.
You get a couple of LO's. We don't LO here though, dude.
Also, like I said, HO.
Dog Jam, thanks for lifting a hundred million subs. What the hell?
What the?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This one's for you, buddy.
Call me Maldavious because I gave that guy 300 bucks to do that.
Maldevias because I gave that guy 300 bucks to do that.
Oof.
Are you playing a game called Vietnam War or is your category
because of your title?
No, we're playing the game too.
I mean, not right now. I'm talking to you.
Uh, excuse me.
Could you play some of the ghost tapes from Operation Wandering Soul?
Dodge and the Ugen.
The fuck is Operation Wandering Soul?
Military soldiers at Vietnam War Era psychological warfare campaign by the US designed to demoralize
Vietnam soldiers by exploiting their belief in restless spirits.
Ghost tape number 10.
There's no video, by the way.
This shit didn't work at all, by the way.
I mean, yeah, listen to the quality, dude.
I'll look at three, three, five subs.
I
Did this shit even scary bro, I ain't even fucking chuffed about this shit, bro
Damn, bro
Make a ways is 24p
Week this shit would not have scared me
Bruh
There's a come on daddy by the way, yeah, it's subtitles
Also, that's not what they were saying, according to the subtitles.
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Guys what am I
Movie to work
You
Smoking heroin next to a dead soldier in the dark jungle while this loops must have been a horrible experience
you smoke heroin i thought you injected it we didn't add a murphy's free base heroin
and then like beat up a prostitute or some shit trap a holocaustic five cents by the
way fuck chance in us being jail molded thanks for subbing blah blah biscuit and jail moldy
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At bow jack bucket bow release or sub a dog down to slow hunters up again
Is another dragon is we're talking about cool everywhere else dragons or shitty noodle dragons from China
I'm not going to miss it.
Thanks for seven.
Sorry for missing it.
If I actually did, bitch.
Start making your own homemade hot sauce today, dub.
Turkey will fix your seven.
Yo, big M lately.
I've been eating bananas for the shape and they've been pretty good.
What do you think, man?
Is it the game where you can fully serve your tour and go back to America?
Yeah, go back.
Steel bold X for seven.
Lost 86 for seven.
Belgoth X for seven.
I don't even know what else TI has done.
What other songs does this guy release?
This isn't even TI.
The name of the YouTube video is TI. Where are they at, Doe?
Are you telling me the YouTube video is lying, dude?
This is Bobby's murder.
Wait, it is.
Why is this listed as TI?
Oh, it's a TI sample.
Wait, this is the actual song.
I've never heard this.
Hot N Word.
That's pretty good, he ran the n-word with the n-word 10 times in a row.
Okay.
Industry plan.
I can't sing the hit Bobby Schmurdo song. Hot N word, unfortunately, show me the line.
Thanks for subbing Simon B. Thanks for subbing. But if someone could remix me singing it and
And then instead of the N word I'm saying gupa, I'd be cool with that if you if someone
wants to do that for me, if it be later, thanks for seven.
And we watch the captain Israel music or entrance.
Hey, if one of the guards has it, they could throw that shit up.
I do not have that on hand.
That's Geed and Nanny McFlurry. Thanks for subbing.
And he knows it.
Oh, bro, I think she's gonna stop.
Dude, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, spicy pork.
Check.
Dank memers in chat.
Oh!
Do it.
like this is Brock Lesnar's theme? I mean changing the default theme. That's not his, I know it's not his theme.
You're about to hear the default theme.
Yeah, how wrong he was past me.
Wait a second.
It's him!
Baby!
Holy shit!
He's actually up on the river now
Ohohoho!
That's an ocean, Simon!
Editors note I did not actually I was being facetious
And he knows it too. Oh, he knows it's true. I was gonna say he knows it too.
Holy fuck me.
Holy fuck me.
Jeopardy X3.
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I forgot the lures
There's only like 10 lures by the way
Who's taking this?
Oh, it's some lady from WWE
He's just like a testin' it
Good job
He won by the way, was the captain Israel character in actual WWE D- are you kidding
actual WWE dude.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
You think they have one?
Oh, John Cena, wait.
Oh.
Everybody peep, peep, peep, peep.
Kimmy Kim T and Edgar foe. Thanks for seven. WWE should copy the design of captain Israel TVH. It's not bad.
I'll go. Okay. Thanks for something. Thoughts on the moon landing. Um,
Um, let's just say no comment, fellows.
Don't worry, the first time chatter says fake.
Check out my resubmessage.
Now I'm going to do gupa.
the moon landing is actually so fake though prove it convince me prove it prove it you
have to prove it if you're gonna say stuff like that prove it right now prove it right
now prove it right now do it right now there's videos on youtube does it count robot shield
Thanks for subbing the moon landing is fake.
Also, China and Russia decided to not prove it's fake because.
Oh.
What is this video you just linked?
I'm going to be a
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Secured with glue and he's filming it like an old-school skate video while the audio plays in the background.
Why do you have this?
Let me ask the guards if they can show it on stream.
Thank you, thank you, guards, or in this case, singular guard who shall remain anonymous for
their own safety.
It's not Endec.
Yeah, it's Endec, guys, I lied.
Fuck!
I
You're worried about the guards getting Nuremberg
Dude what have every viewbotter on twitch had to do like a Nuremberg trial like esk trial
100 views on YouTube uploaded seven years ago.
Control V check. It's the YouTube video that we just watched.
The art is going to have a glimmer the way you guys do.
Common Moon sub control V, by the way.
The artisan of Glimmeth was copied and pasted by that guy, dude.
Oh, it's a game.
It sounds like a book or I'm less impressed, dude.
I'm going to be honest.
I wish I had one of those like shitty like helmets in the.
The war emo, you don't talk about.
Yeah dude.
I mean my hair kind of looks like one.
I wonder if I can do like a worry mode.
I don't know.
Guys I'm emoting in real life. I'm emoting in real life. Check it out.
Look at the camera, dumbass.
It's not polite to stare directly at the camera.
Can I do a troll face for you guys real quick?
Is that good?
Would you guys think of that out of curiosity?
I don't know what he's doing.
That's how you smile.
Dude, he's not.
The troll facing mothers that he's not smiling, dude.
He's unhinging his jaw.
His teeth just so happen to be showing.
Should I, a 30 year old depressed man start my first venture in the old school runescape?
What better time than now?
That's what I did, brother.
I'm interested in fighting in the future of war where we all just fly drones around for like a trailer that shit sounds poggers
Hell yeah dude.
Ukraine?
Yeah dude.
Why the F9 bro?
Dude imagine getting to mug your boys at canteen about how many people you blew up with your flying explosive device.
Dude I would mug so hard bro.
until the canteen blows up, dude, that'll never happen.
Maybe you're not interested in killing people?
Yeah, two fucking bad bitch.
I
Too fucking bad, bro, get this song out of my head how about the drop though?
Have you seen the 2009 movie Gamer?
It's about controlling prisoners via VR and the
record gamers to go to war as them.
That sounds fucking awesome.
Dude, I got dibs on the the Parkland shooter.
I got Chris Dorner.
You got Luigi.
All right.
You live in parking and you get dibs bro.
Nope.
I called it.
But any in the community, they just up.
It's a hard name to say I didn't even say it Rochial. Thanks, there's a bit
Whoever gets Kirk shooter is gonna be hitting some poggers clips
Dude, I don't care about China man, let me rip some packs, bro
The Prevention of Seditious Meetings Act 1907, that worked out, that worked out, that worked
I think we talked about this a couple of weeks ago.
So you guys ever hear about the business plot?
For all those very powerful business people trying
to get an Army general to throw a coup?
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
Good thing they picked Smedley Butler.
Dude.
Another one was Smedley.
How do you decide on Smedley for a kid's name dude?
That's crazy dude.
Also check this out.
Oh, I got the worst unpacked invasion of Czechoslovak Socialist Republic and
and Portchetta nice.
Oh, you guys can't see them all when I do it like this.
Oh, you kind of can, yeah, actually.
a little bit smaller.
Hold on, sorry.
Hold on, sorry.
Show legendary rares, I wonder what's tracking. It is, we got anarchism in the Catholic Church sexual abuse cases, dude.
No LRs. No. I got hauling oats. I can't scroll down. 13k defense. And those lawyers are
doing work, bro. Three Bahadur, Pakistani animated adventure pass, semi norm. Oh, it's
a math term. Boring. Let's watch an ad, guys. What the hell? I'm not doing that shit.
Lame.
Play the Death Crips version song of this.
Dude, Jose Menonius and Kade Acebsby, cabinet.
Thank you, Captain.
Who Russian torture chambers in Ukraine?
Nice.
Boobs? It was educational, guys. Come on.
Now you guys know what boobies look like.
The American Sports University, Private Sports Business University in San Bernardino, California.
It remained uncredited since its inception in 2006 until the Department of Consumer Affairs
denied renewal of its license in 2016. We're going to college, bro. I'm going to a ASU.
Wait, the one with Kirk? No, no, no. The American Sports University.
Have you heard of it, dude?
You went to ASU? You went to American Sports University?
Here we go.
Oh, man. Oh, he's English, too. Gross.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Octo has the holocaust and now we have Japan dude. We should team up.
on the raid boss.
Bro, I'm not going to lie, I like hearing this guy yell, but I don't listen to what
he's saying.
What?
Post extension post.
Why is this a UR?
Weird.
What about a couple of issues?
And about flowing twistle fixers of any LRs.
I don't think so.
You're a boomer and you endorse this game 100% and were you there dude?
You're gonna have to stick around and tell me how accurate this game is. Okay.
Why? How do we beat Japan?
The shit and it looks like Jim and I made it in the sixth word prompt. How do you know that? Huh? Big dog?
How do you know that's what this looks like?
Huh? Big man?
You just got Hunter Biden's investigation?
Nice. Vehicle registration plates of Kansas.
Is the song looping?
Oh, Jabberjaw. No, it's over in 15 seconds.
Yeah, I mean, once again, you guys know how I feel about Death Grips, which is, of course, to say, I'm not a fan.
I could yell like this in the release music if I wanted to!
And guess what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna yell like this and I'm gonna do it in a dissonant way!
And I'm gonna get beats that are gonna sound really fucking lame!
Oh
What the fuck is this?
It's about an ambush in Afghanistan. Who cares looks over my cards. Ah
yes
Japan
Anarchism
Catholic Church sexual abuse cases
List of Catholic martyrs in the English Reformation, the 2025 NBA Finals.
You got Reddit? Hmm.
A single chip microcontroller. Neat.
All right, one more one more one more one more set the rank still thanks for seven
Got a LR first pack ever dude dub
Oh, Joseph Stalin, please, Joseph Stalin, please, Joseph Stalin, please, oh, who cares
about Central Africa, dude?
That wasn't far off though. Dude, no one knows who that is, bro. You think Caden Brantley would know who that is? Nope.
He low key can't read.
Free man behavior.
You just got the Iran-Israel war?
How do you do that?
That just happened.
All right, one more though, one more.
Old Kanye where I could have done this shit, bro. I
Got it done this shit
She's got toxic Amanda
Can't wait to blast this song in the helicopter boys
Congressperson.
British child actor.
Sus.
as a
as a
Do you have a product or thing?
Oh, one sub.
Dude, it's the Army Cadets men's basketball team.
Do I guarantee that basketball game must have sucked ass to watch, dude.
Holy guacamole.
Jerry Harrell Bentley was an American academic and professor of world history.
Don't care.
Oh
Wait, we got we got psychic kids
Air and normal television series broadcast on the A&E television network
And then we got the Nokia 6600 fold dude the clamshell style mobile phone
We got a list of dams in the Nagano prefecture. This goes well with Japan card that we have.
I love.
the leg.
Yes, sir.
Gangnam style please.
The dance of the song.
or the dance due because I can do both but only one
skr checks for so that can build a Michael Jackson deck hmm I can't click on
anything in here yeah I can
I don't have any LRs, dude.
Daily raid battle.
Raid Boss Scarlet Doja Cat album challenge Raid Boss I want Japan Betaligo Anarchism
I'm just gonna do all my URs actually wait maybe not all the notes
Let's rock.
The party attacks for 4-2-1-9.
I lost!
Wait, each copy can only join once per day.
I suppose to just like send like hundreds of cards or nothing to kill it or what?
Why is there a wiki page dedicated to the 1945 Army Cadets sports team, dude?
get sweaty ball rash liar what have we got cocaine guys that'd be sweet or I'm
done.
Sperm, whoa!
Anything that has less than 3.5k defense dies on the first hit.
We got some experts in the chat.
Okay, y'all chill if I go get some coffee real quick before we set out and some Joe rather before we set out to war
Yes, below
I'm gonna get some Joe
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What up fellows turn this up.
Eid-e-e-f-o-V. Hold on.
It's like a weird ratio, so I want to raise it too high, so I'm going to go back to the
Most at 64 it's like a weird ratio so I want to raise it too high.
Um guys, we can be the Viet Cong.
I'm loyal to the United States.
Hmm, who do we pick though?
You
Let's join the army.
Hard core.
Let's move.
I
Let me change the FOB back to normal
Why can I not select that?
There we go.
Fuck, I don't remember what it was.
What's that?
It was 64.
Okay.
What's that big thing?
What's that beep on repeat? Oh, that's a landmine
And MPS set to 60 wait what I thought I changed it
I'm reloading, follow me.
I'm one.
Kill me.
Oh my god!
I gotta, I gotta do the FBS.
Dog loyalty 1% but how?
Let's see here.
How do I get stuck in 60?
Or in something town?
Yeah, it's going back down to 60 every time.
Oh yeah, it works on unlocked.
unlocked. When I play as the winning team, dude, shut the fuck up, dude. Hmm. So let's
go to unlock FPS in games. A little bit. VSync is overriding it? No, it would overwrite it
if it was turned on which it is not
you should use a v-sync if you unlock fps
dude all of this
wonderful tech advice dude i'm sure it applies flawlessly the knowledge that
you have to those very shitting you need to get in the airplane right now
thank you
Let's go.
Take a bit on that thing, please.
Oh, it's a normal cigarette.
Never mind.
Population 214.
Neutralize enemy bases to control all villages in the province.
I'm reloading, cover me.
What happens if I reload early?
Oh, okay, reload me then.
Volunteer for Operation Game Warden Moon.
Okay.
Patrol the village marked on map and try to run over the hearts and minds of the locals.
Ensure no vietcong has infiltrated the area
Yes, that's mental health plus
Control the minkong river
Into deny the enemy access to vital supply lines return to base on how river can help
Guys, what if we go behind enemy lines like John Rambo, dude?
Perfect up-sensor.
I got, like, some comies, dude.
They're all set to follow.
How do I order them individually?
Oh, well.
Is that a bird?
My guy is nervous, man.
Jesus.
All right, boys hop in wait, there's no driver side door guys
Well, I can drive this one, I think.
Hey, we're both.
Nice.
Kill the Sergeant?
Oh, I already did.
We already had a psychotic break.
I'm hit. I'm hit.
What a fuckin' snakebibby!
Enemy base is under attack by the US.
Alright, let's go to the mark runner map, I guess.
Bunky down.
Let's go whenever the locals, shall we?
Follow me.
All right, all right, all right, action menu.
Be quiet.
Don't talk to superior officers like that again.
Okay, that's not what I really wanted to view.
Follow in a line.
Line formation.
Follow in a column.
Column formation.
Like a field.
Yeah.
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Go ahead.
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhh
No.
Yes!
about
shit
I'm hit
I've been bombed
Let's take some bandage, shall we?
Well, I don't know how we're supposed to win over the hearts of minds of the locals if, uh...
their village is on fire.
Well, this part's not on fire, so let's go over here.
Greetings!
check papers arrest
I'm going to kill her.
Sing chow.
Sing chow.
Yes.
How do I move her?
Oh, it's daytime.
Alright, they're working the stalls, dude.
Good work, boys.
Good work, boys.
Very good.
Hit the dirt.
Dude, that's our merch stand.
Yes, sir.
Get down.
How do I...
I'm luck mouse button is either anything did whatever you're arrested get owned
This way wait, I think who's the other person I got arrested
Okay, let's go shall we let's move
can't help but feel like they might be stuck that's all right we do better
alone
what the fuck was that
Intel. Intel. Weapon cache revealed. How do I talk to the prostitute?
Greetings. This place isn't so bad. This place isn't in your mission? Yeah, I'm going to. I'm going to.
You know, honestly, it's beautiful country.
Oh, we're being shot at.
Go yourself.
We're gonna clear this base, boys.
How's my boys?
I think.
I'm going up.
What? The bridge is dead!
Tommy!
What's happening?
Terrigate him.
I want his gun.
I want to get him with the scope.
Mission accomplished, man.
What should I accomplish, baby?
We gotta get their dog tags.
I want a boat.
Can we get the boys on a boat?
Follow me.
I don't know if these guys are on my team.
Who are you?
Dean.
Yeah, you can.
What the fuck was that noise?
Oh no.
We're gonna attack by a rabies dog, if that's your name.
I'm gonna attack by a rabies dog, if that's your will.
What is happening?
Help me!
Oh, shit.
Bro, I better not have rabies, though.
I don't even know where to see my HP at, you guys.
Cool.
It's gonna make Donald's.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Alright boys, we're here.
Wait a second.
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I'll check the map one sec.
Heh heh heh. The voice acting, right?
Get ready to swim. We'll go back to base.
Some of you fucking morons blew up the bridge.
What are you shooting at?
Um.
I gave you I get
All right, I think the boys got
So big plus my skill
Wait, we actually killed another man.
Wait, are we being attacked?
Yep.
I
Guys follow me follow me
I'm hit. I've been hit. I need a medic. Where's my HP?
Oh hey.
Who shot me?
Oh my!
I used to want to see that guy!
I
Had in the bushes man, it's not fucking fair. Let's be a different faction now guys
Special forces
Staying near squad will protect you from tigers. Oh
Da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Y'all think there are tires?
Yeah, I have a machine blade, not my work.
I got an M63 in here.
Where's the M stand for, anyway?
The undercad, thanks for 7.
A big, green deploy, boys.
One of them helicopters.
Oh man.
It's up front, though.
Oh
Special and special forces dude. It's how am I supposed to know that?
Barbed wire kills you
Winning tunnels press to the quick flashlight plus sidearm where they got tunnels in this bitch
Serum thinks first of it mmm
Hmm
You're doomed in World War 3 dude, it's gonna be fought with psychic powers, which I already have so be right
Young good at this for so
We have all kinds of good music for everybody
Haven't say on the sign
War let's go talk to this guy
Oh, God.
Our time is 19 minutes, 19 minutes.
Request new mission.
Requesting new mission.
Wait, we sound cool.
Requesting new mission.
Requesting new mission.
Base management.
Negative, you're not commander.
Stay alert.
Well, I want to be the commander.
This is crazy.
My entire squad's dead.
My entire squad's dead.
They're going to get their dog tags.
Well, what should we do?
Do you think there's a helicopter nearby?
Helicopter spotted, lag?
What was this?
Ammo blocks.
It means caliber of main weapon.
Oh, it's a medic helicopter.
Hell I've got a weird little fuck about that.
I want one with a gun.
Gun spotted.
Checking map?
We're going to enemy territory, boys.
The fact that this is an emergency fucking with me so hard, actually.
Hmm, I wonder if you can change it.
Alright, we're good.
across the international border
I got some new papers really different
Oh man, Stars and Stripes.
Ah, that's what I said in the end.
This is long reach.
Specific Stars and Stripes.
I need to pay more special about that.
Oh my god.
What the...
What kind of an answer is that?
Specific Stars and Stripes is starting a weekly series on broken views here.
Yeah, heavy.
Pass it around.
Yeah.
Pass it around.
Yeah.
Well, this village looks suspicious with these same fellows.
Damn atheist commies.
Holy fuck, we're alive!
He's dead.
We're gonna get into the jungle.
It's the only place where we'll be safe.
that guy looks like he's holding a gun
at these commies
alright
we gotta get back across the border
remember we've become John Rambo
hold on I need a good John Rambo song
song John Rambo theme song
Maybe we go to the gun range.
Go SOG and do Rambo shit.
What is SOG SOG?
Like soggy?
Like soggy cereal?
For charge battery of handheld radio, go to a generator.
Got two civilians at least. Everyone remembers the two civilians.
No one remembers the guy I freaking pwned with my M1911.
They were in Thailand.
Let's move.
Now that is some realistic looking water boys.
I'm drifting.
Dorito.
Greetings.
Great.
I'm not even sure I'm the one driving when I get to the turret, entering Tyloin.
I am not the one driving when I'm in the turret.
I was trying to shoot this guy, I have an idea.
Tell me you didn't sink our boat.
What's up?
What's up mate?
I'm not sure.
Send me some replacements.
Why is my turret over here?
Give up.
Oh, you still not about the guys I killed, bro?
Minus patrons, fuck!
How come they get to kill the water if I can't?
I'm trying to defect, boys.
Should I kill this guy in the turret?
You are no longer a traitor.
Oh, they're not people, they're fuckin'...
They're fuckin' W's, dude.
Darryl's back from the hospital.
WB, bro.
WB.
I think my gun has a durability.
What does alt B do?
Band that on.
What's up, guys?
I wonder if they're gonna shoot me when I come here.
Shit.
Let's see you kill me now.
Well played explosives from heaven that I could not have possibly anticipated.
Is this what wars like to you?
Did they throw a nade at me?
wait so the top MPs have been called
hmm let's turn B sync on
as well it did not
oh I did say nice okay new career
USA Marine Corps gunship
Pilot dude
You know who knows the Rambo 4 theme dude
Here we go
You should be able to select it draft Dodger you're playing the old version
Why would I be in Vietnam if I was a draft order?
Also look at me in the top right voice.
Need a hundred kills to be a draft order.
Look at these crazy losses for Vietnam war aircraft losses.
The stats aren't looking good for us, fellows.
Oh my god.
I've been floating dog
I'll check the map mission detected
I
Oh, no.
Dude, I can't really go to video for him.
There they go.
I
I can't believe I could see it.
Are they in the hills?
Oh no.
Oh my god, Rob.
I'm trying to find a leg off of her.
It's a fucking tree!
Oh, he's my guy!
I don't know!
Oh, god!
Oh, he's my guy!
I don't know!
You can back up here.
Minus two million dollars.
Get in the tower, bro.
Okay, you're gonna have my spot, no cap.
I can't see shit.
I got just fired a fucking rocket.
Okay, another heli.
Dude, that one was so hard to control.
Oh, we can use a mortar.
I survived!
I'm discharged from the hospital.
How long has it been, fellas?
It's going to get a fight, though.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Going home?
We're aboard here.
Aw, man.
I think they're on a base.
It's hard to tell.
Do my mouse sensitivity is like randomly increasing right now.
That's an ally.
take your dog tag, don't worry jimmy
come on Durand baby
kinda want
I can't believe we survived that explosion.
I don't know where the bad guys are.
Well, I suppose you won't be needing this, though.
I don't think he was in my helicopter.
What the hell is this?
You and...
Oh...
Neal?
Kenamo.
You feel less pain.
Perfectly healthy after that bomb.
I'm sober now.
I gotta get my boys over here, dude.
Yes, sir.
Move out. Go. Follow me.
All right, we are not equipped for a ground combat, are we?
Hop in, Lennox.
I wish the audio didn't cut out when I held tab.
I got seven boys in here.
Our base is on fire.
Head New South.
Morphine Effect War Off.
Go some time, baby.
Whoa!
No!
Run.
I've been hit. I need a medic. Damn atheist commies.
I think some more feet.
You mentioned a new order for Washington to deliberate the militant dialogue area of
March on the map.
Oh, nice car.
the
let's go
two hundred forty two people
This gun sucks, man, I can grab it.
Come on!
Oh my god.
More men!
Runs through the jungle. Oh my god.
They got tracers!
We gotta get more meds.
Follow me.
Follow me.
What happened here?
It's just bodies everywhere.
How badly wounded is that?
Having air, man. It's a good body, though.
A lot of badly wounded, yeah.
Final vantage.
We got to re-uh...
Nice.
Is that the wacky-to-wacky?
Runs?
Dude, shut up, Jack Doherty.
We gotta find the medic town.
The only cord to dang is under attack.
Hey, a bison.
Hey, a medic. Maybe we can loot him.
That's not a medic, guys.
That's someone whose body has been blown up.
He's a Skellington now.
Brian, KIA, rest in fucking peace, man.
I'm not sure...
Oh, he's taking the swim, that's nice.
Let's get for mental milk.
Hop in, doggy.
Well that's a rabies dog.
Go read those.
Oh, maybe the map was over there.
They can move the turtle.
Dude, they shot our fucking water tower!
Holy shit.
Where I can get in?
I don't think I should, but I will.
All systems, nominal, orders, liberate the middle of dialogue.
load out bombs 18
let's ride
oh my god I'm gonna die
I don't know if I'm on the same level as the one on the left.
I don't know if I'm on the same level as the one on the left.
Oh, that was not like that.
I couldn't turn around.
This one's for tearing.
There is lagging!
Alright.
Alright.
Now we have 4th ability and we will have to watch out for what's going on here.
Alright.
I'm going to show you.
Pressure.
Make it very fast.
Fast to build it.
Okay.
One more pass.
One more pass.
Dude, it's so fucking loud.
I don't know what you're doing.
That was for coming.
Alright, now they're actual fellas.
R2P, payload extinguished.
Oh
We're going to have to wait for the final water.
Reload.
There we go.
Oh
We're looking for something.
That's not good, we need a light.
Without my mouse, we're lost.
That has to be a light.
It never turned out a little bit.
Find space bar to yaw minus.
That's the village.
Fuck was that?
There's bombsite.
Ooh.
We have 368 xp.
negative negative I still have 15 bombs
RTP, RTP.
I had to bomb those huts.
oh
you died
I got a little too fast there.
Army gunship pilot, how do I be the guy who's just in a helicopter killing people?
That's what I want to do.
I don't want to fly it.
That's the one.
forces. Yeah, we'll do special forces again, dude. No hardcore.
Because I'm sick of loading the map every time, lol.
AVM in stream, Jeff Rose in stock now. This is hype for Armory
forwarder stream. Yeah, we almost got there, dude. Wait for
there to be a pilot before getting in. Okay, eat rations two
times a day to maintain energy. I haven't eaten rations once,
dude. How much XP do we have when we died? Like 400? So what is VP?
Volunteer for operation in Burgo.
Viet Cong 514th main force battalion has 4 or 5 positions deep in the U-Min forest.
Lay up the forest and capture the stronghold.
Additional air assets with napalm and WP munitions have been assigned to support this operation.
Napalm cooldown 4 times faster.
Alright, who got in our squad here boys?
Line up.
Formation
What the hell is this boy?
Surely they're not gonna drop bombs on us right fellas. Oh god
Oh, provide target.
Wait, they killed my boss on my squad.
Oh my god, wait, we're infiltrating right now.
Wait, are we behind this now?
Alright, staging area.
Let's ride.
We're fucking car, bitch!
I can't believe they killed John.
He was the best soldier we had.
How come they never seem to be with me?
All right.
Versus back in the hospital. W, dude.
Light up the forest to capture the stronghold, Aper.
Armadillo spotted.
Oh, hey, man. What's up?
Four of you again? Oh, John!
Wait, they didn't kill you after all.
Uh, let's see here.
Be quiet.
Follow and call him.
Action menu.
Kill sieves.
Hmm.
Maybe we don't do that one for now.
How did I make them crouch?
Right here.
Hold up, y'all see that shit?
Those motherfuckers are flying.
Will they follow Wild Crouch?
Not big sir.
Let's go.
Follow me.
Oh no.
Dude, how are they right above us?
Oh fuck.
All right, we're going deep into enemy territory right here.
Keep your eyes peeled.
I'm told that they're in the trees.
Mental health minus.
Where's my dog?
Uh, looks like... are these other squads, maybe?
I don't know.
What the hell are you guys doing over there?
It looks like he's holding a gun.
Maybe he's waving?
It's hard to tell.
The fog of war, guys.
Yeah, we got the boys coming.
I'm reloading cover me hold up
Let's get some, uh, Arrow appropriate music, shall we?
I'm going to go back to the base.
Alright John, relax.
I'm coming.
Guys, who is this by the way?
That's right, Chuck Mangeo-D.
a map.
I'm good on this, actually. You need your radio, man?
Well, wouldn't the radio give us away? I was power-gaming.
We're gonna face the crook that can cook things for seven.
Gone how, SW, taken by enemy.
Let's go. Let's go.
This might have been faster with a vehicle, but...
Fuck you, you won't do what you tell me!
Yeah!
Oh, I hear it!
Waypoint Reach!
Where you guys at?
Where you at, fellas?
I guess we're moving up.
Daytime.
SpongeBob.
Let's eat a ration, shall we? How about some, uh...
How about some monkey?
No meat left.
I can't select the monkey.
I need a cigarette.
Ha ha ha ha!
Alright, we got the M19 and the Smoke, dude.
Damn atheist commie.
Oh yeah, that was a monkey, not a commie.
I wonder if I have to hit a button to use the cigarette.
No enemy resistance so far?
Peculiar.
Peculiar indeed.
peculiar indeed what up squad well fellow
sub dude
how do I call it a napalm strike
action radio man
Call the president. I don't think he's gonna pick up
These villagers are VC kill them
For special forces
All right, you guys see anything weird in the tree line. Oh fuck
I need a name palm this bitch, but how?
Checks commands.
N?
N is not the name palm, but hey guy.
Who are you? Ralph?
Air cavalry deployed.
Are you the radio item or the radio man?
Okay. How do I conjure all of my boys over here?
I need Ronald, dude.
Do you buck off?
I do not ask.
Well, time to grab this radio, I suppose.
Alright, let's see here.
Napalm?
Requesting Napalm air strike.
Oh god.
Oh god, I don't know actually where I called it.
Come on, he's watching me! Move it out of the boat!
Alright.
Let's see let's see napalm requesting napalm airstrike
We're circling around the woods here
But where'd my guys go there's kind of running around I wish they would freakin follow me dude
Here's one
We're at the waypoint
Let's go dude, you're freaking you're freaking
Actually, I don't think we're supposed to napalm these waypoints. I think we napalm the final objective
But it's cool though, I think I can do it unlimited times
That guy was schmoving.
Alright, be on the lookout for like mines of shit.
Waypoint add.
What is this right here?
No friendly units selected.
Is this an enemy unit?
Uh-oh.
When do we fall into the trap?
I'm hearing bullets whizz by my head, fellows.
War.
They could literally be anywhere.
The fucking snake.
It's over.
Oh, I got wounded.
Where's the tattooed head?
The other unit. Oh, no.
Holy fuck, wait.
Wait, hold on. I need to...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh my.
BANNED H!
Oh my god.
Insert- Inject the morphine!
Oh my god.
Did I lean?
No.
Maybe.
Alright, I need more morphine.
I blacked out.
I overdosed!
What's up, guys?
What about real tight units stuck with me instead of doing whatever the fuck you were doing?
I killed like four guys.
That's pretty good.
Let's steal a tank and get back to it, shall we?
Wait, maybe we steal a helicopter and get back to it.
This thing's hella fucked up, though.
Get down. Let's move. Get up. Get down. Get up. Get down.
Okay, how do I make them follow me?
There's someone that's shooting at us right now.
I think I got one guy in here right now.
That's all I need, baby.
Oh my god, there's like three units over there.
Oh my god!
Well, fellas, it's been enough.
with the last second it lives.
Oh fuck!
It's so hard to see you.
I need a medic.
There's my teammate.
I don't know what to leave though.
Where's the gun I'm shooting?
Goofy Aguay, it's a fucking grenade launcher.
Reloading!
Shit, I'm hit.
Ow.
Looks like we got a unit out here.
Takes your money.
It's an AK.
I want that.
Okay, I want that yoink
Do I got a bayonet
All right, we're gonna work on our enemy spotting techniques. Oh
Oh my god.
Renata.
Renata.
I hit him.
Don't I have like NVGs or some shit?
Oh my god.
Ah, here we go.
Don't I have like NVGs there or some shit. Oh my god. Ah, here we go. What the fuck was
that? Looking for any movement in the trees? Scanning? There has to be a lead button, right?
Okay, my squad guy is charging right now.
Bro, I made a mistake picking this gun up, I'm like a lot, I wish you got this way fucking
better.
I hit one.
I have one.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I killed two people.
Nice, yeah, go!
How's it?
Sink shots to kill them, why is it?
I got two more mags.
Holy fuck.
One day I'll be commander of this base, believe it.
Are they putting up decoys? No, those are my squadrons.
Jay Cary.
What the?
Blind? I thought it was a decoy!
What was he even looking? Oh god.
I can't move.
Morphine?
Now we're freakin' talkin' boys.
Wait, let's get this fuckin' uh...
where is this guy
You get me? Yeah, he ain't good.
You rank!
Finally promoted.
W? Private first class, maybe.
I got a radio.
I don't think I have it. Maybe. I'm hitting access on work.
Good or bad guy. Good or bad guy. Good or bad guy.
That was indeed a bad man. Now heal me.
Okay, he's not healing me.
It takes your fucking 10 bucks.
Um, guys?
Wait, these guys are dead.
Oh, that's a trooper.
You guys are dead.
Oh, that's a trooper.
Erm...
Do you mind if I nap this shit real quick, fella?
Wait, he's not dead.
Okay, there's two more units in front of us, we're getting kind of low.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Heard that.
War.
The dead helicopter.
Oh my god!
I
Whisper that in my ear
So many fucking Skellington's bro
Where are these dudes?
Oh no.
Oh man, he well, what's up dude?
God damn ass, that's my XP bitch.
We're going to bait our teammates.
Follow me.
where are you I should be able to find trees you know how much that would oh dude
who is shooting
It's a fucking bunker dude, what the hell?
Wait, wait, it's connected to tunnels.
Another chop.
They're fucking owning dude.
Oh my god, wait, he's in the tunnel!
the tunnel what are you doing down there
it's our tunnel oh my god
That's the job
Wait
Okay, move
why can I not move? Is it this thing? Yeah, there's the body. Is that really the time
for music fellows. I'm a specialist, dude. Gee.
Nothing could possibly go wrong now that I've been promoted.
I'm blowing my fucking machine gun out.
Plant C4 explosive.
Move out.
Where am I?
Oh my god, there's like three units on us.
I'm blowing it up.
No, I'm not.
I don't know how to get back down there.
Oh my god.
All right
You better not have to send out of each bitch fucking Patrick
What is literally a skeleton?
This does not look like a good fire boys.
What is this right here?
little flag in looking like yo did nice man nice guards cry chop that guy's neck
told snaps I'm thirsty you find you Patrick
wounded in action we gotta go get his ass
Yes, dude.
We're going to save Patrick.
That squad's owning, somewhere, wherever they are right now.
Fucker, you do.
That was hiding.
Smokey.
I have like a squad mate out here that is actually like camping and owning so fucking
hard right now and I just have no fucking idea where he is.
Where are the- where does this mean?
Are they decoys?
Oh, I think this guy got an APOL.
Dead allies.
Wait, where's the on-screen icon for...
The guy we were coming after.
Who the fuck are you?
Wait, it's our operations officer!
They're sending our administration out to the field!
not good oh he's charging I got your back bro
okay did not last very long please no he's just prone
John operations target reached all right you see that up there
Oh
Requesting napalm airstrike get the f out of here dude
foot
of
Somehow, John Vietnam survived, somehow, John Vietnam returned, our objective laid the
force to catch the stronghold. Okay.
Foolishly, I thought that the objective was to name all the strongholds.
Wrong. We gotta go up in that bitch.
Murder side.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
We're so fucking dead.
Hmm
Oh
Those are decoys
Oh, we got another unit coming from the west.
We're running out.
I'm getting to that motherfuckin' stronghold.
Ooh, napalm, so hot.
Clarence is back in the hospital, boys.
Can I get a WB for Clarence?
There's a unit behind me, or at least one guy.
W, Clarence?
Okay, how come I'm walking through these?
Do only certain trees provide cover?
Oh fuck!
and
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
We're running out!
What are you shooting at?
are you screaming? Oh, yeah, we're wounded big time. Applying bandage. Oh, he was a
Sucks to suck, noob. What is the ace of spades, man?
It's a death card?
Alright, we got units surrounding us right now.
That doesn't mean we're in the clear.
Lag
We're nearly to our objective I'm being followed by a guy with the radio on right now by the way
I can faintly hear some American rock music I'm so thirsty
Ooh.
Ooh!
Corphine!
With a quickness!
Ketterine!
With a quickness!
Oh god.
I don't know what I'm taking.
I'm surrounded.
Where is this motherfucker?
Oh god.
Dude, we're metting up right now.
New position!
Oh fuck.
They're shooting from the fucking trees!
Hey. Get off of our guns. What the hell? Is anyone watching the front right now, dude?
Oh my god.
Well, Allen, it looks like it's just me and you.
I need a smoke.
DC might have sent a man around here, I feel we're walking into a trap.
They're gonna know we're coming this way.
We should pick up this corpse of this 14-year-old we just gunned down and use it for a body shield.
Let's go.
Wait, we can ship the machine gun while we're carrying it, corpse.
Oh my god.
Were there any survivors?
No.
They're all skeletons now.
I
Look at this
They've all eaten through a tunnel, man.
What's going on, boys?
Follow me.
What?
I'm critically wounded.
I got bit by a snake.
Oh, it's going back out now.
Machine gun out.
The fuckin' booby trap! Is that a bomb?
I'm so thirsty.
Fine
How many more is it
Direct fire border.
There's a tunnel here.
That's my guy.
Okay, so how does the C4 work?
I can't see.
Oh my.
Tunnel entrance destroyed. Oh no.
Oh my fucking god.
Stinks like death down here.
move out
the fucking decoy!
am i hallucinating?
take the catabine
I think the catabine.
Oh my god.
Nothing's real.
Wait, I can destroy it.
Well, how do I...
Okay, how do we blow this bitch up?
Dude, I can't climb over their corpses, man!
Reloading!
I need a medic.
How did I die?
What am I gonna do right?
That promotion was about time, to be honest.
HAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK
Not bad boys
Alright everybody
There's a fucking other one
I'm going in administer bandage
Try to eliminate it plus three experience
It's a full unit over here just what I need
We gotta take out this fucking stronghold for you, Alvin!
OK!
Oh.
Oh fuck.
Medic.
Yeah, the wise bandit instantly feels better
fucking smoke my ass do my entire squad is dead
I'm going to back instead of joining us on the battlefield, eh, Peter?
Well, you're in luck.
Come with me.
and
...
How are we landing here?
You're luck Pete those wounded in action. Oh, get the cargo one dude
What I'm warning
Florida
Or my boys that
I got killed by a tiger.
There's a tiger on the fucking helipad.
Oh fuck!
Chop it up, doc.
Chop it up doc
Squat up
Wait, how do I tilt this forward?
Guys
It's not not bad.
I tried the arrow keys.
Oh, and the free look.
Nice.
Okay.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Dude, who in my squad is owning right now?
Yeah, Alan's pretty high rank actually.
There's a combat.
Dude.
Go land the helicopter around them.
I'm gonna we're just gonna we're gonna take our time
I think this is the only place we can land
V.C. Base found.
What is happening? What are you doing?
That's what's gonna get harder.
Hey, don't you fucking think about it!
Just, just, just, you motherfucker!
He's a fucking god damn shit!
Fuck, I ain't fucking kidding!
God damn this fucking shit!
Oh fuck.
Got him.
Uh, wait, that's a fucking vehicle!
I'm so first shot on you for
There's way too many guys, I suppose.
I can't make some of this jump in.
Oh no. Oh fuck.
Get out!
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
Oh, hey, what the hell is happening?
Okay, I get up
Well, man, oh my god, it's fucking Alan dude
You know if there's one person I trust out here Alan, it's you I
I think this guy was stuck down in the tunnels and just like killed like countless people
Okay
Just want to drink some Wattow
Our first operation was a fucking failure, man
We lost a dude on bikes!
Unbicycles! Unbicycles!
Our base is ruined!
By the way, here in Alba.
BC spotted.
Check this out, Alan.
We lost.
Ah, Alan, we ain't lost.
What the hell is this?
Field manual.
No.
Wait, is this a one-man helicopter?
Looks like two minutes.
Well, we're going to go take that fucking base out with orders or without them.
Is there someone in my... Nope, just me. I'm a fucking loser.
Nice detective.
Wait, aircraft detected.
I did not hit that one time.
Pull up, oh god.
Alright, maybe we can get like a...
Here we go.
Something with some space for the boys.
Board up we got ten boys here
Riding hella deep dude
There it goes, that's one.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna walk this walk without you guys dealing with it.
Mine is ten.
Hey, where are they?
That doesn't matter, we got two gunners.
Hey, there's my helicopter.
I
Okay, I'll show you what happens when you're on the front, but I'm going to show you what happens when you're on the front.
Bring this thing back in, please. I'm going to try and pull it out.
Hold your hands, I need fucking great! Okay, shoot!
Damn, this shit's real. It's a fucking holy piece of goddamn great.
It's a 38-ass. You're that son of a bitch.
Let's run, boys.
Oh, shit.
What are you doing?
Alan, I swear to God.
That did not go very far. Don't stand over there, buddy.
Are these explosive, you think?
How come no one's watching my back? What the...
Oh, he's healing you. Thank you. Come on, buddy.
I swear I...
I'm hit.
Shit. I'm hit.
Dude
I'm hit get over here and heal me they call him snake
Hi see down
How about
Some napal requesting napalm airstruck. Okay. Let's come on fellas
What the hell is this?
Are you real?
Oh my.
We got tracers.
Oh my...
We got tracers.
I'm already a tracer!
Are we napalm?
Napalm in the rain?
I want to know what's wrong with that. I'm thirsty.
I'll tell you what, put some napalm on it, napalm on yourself, try to put that shit out with some water.
Bring some water.
We're gonna eat some, uh, some jakey-bob.
Would you hear Gilbert?
Could it be this guy's very loud radio?
I feel well fed and energized.
Uh, perfect final meal.
All right, do we send all of our squad out yes, we do
What's up for the alpha monkey
I don't know what to do with it.
Follow me.
Fuck, I've got a malfunction.
I sure cannot tell where I'm gonna chop up
My freaking squads dead, bro. Oh, I'll take another helicopter over there. Come on Billy. You're not even on my team
Get on!
Shit.
No helicopter please.
You good bro?
No body location is noted.
Temp holding area.
Oh, those are bodies.
We're going to find our operations guy, dude.
I need a mission.
Because right now my mission is suiciding to that base.
Who is- are they prone to shooting us?
What's happening?
bro how do you know what how do how do they know what they're aiming at
what's up buddy what's your name Clyde yo Alan's still alive but how I think they
rebuilt some of these buildings. I'm waiting for my fucking helicopter to respawn.
My buddy takes her 7th. What's up? Eric?
Yep, there's the fucking rabbit dog, dude. It's not respawning, dude. I'm hit.
dog eliminated move out follow me
looking for vehicle or who knows what these houses are even shooting at if
I'm gonna be honest.
Follow me!
Take the APC? Where is that bitch?
Dorito.
He's ready to call in vehicle? Wait.
Rally nearby squads.
Let's do that.
Requesting all squads in area rally on my position.
Oh, there's more commands.
What is a PBR Mark 12 or 2?
I request an infantry platoon.
Sheridan's a tank, right?
M551 Sheridan. There she blows. You see that Alan? I mean, there's Alan. He's hanging
with the dogs. I don't know why he's presenting himself to the dogs but...
Hi, don't care.
I think time, pop in buddy, is it just me?
I'm going to that base.
I gotta get revenge for Alan.
Is that Goose? Jesus!
That'd be dope.
Hey!
Oh, this is a village. I think we bombed this one, actually. Nice.
So these little trees don't exist. It's the more solid color ones they do.
Where are you motherfucker?
Hey, they blew up my helicopter.
But why?
Wait, it's a different helicopter.
I'm so thirsty water break I'm so thirsty I hate these sea rations what
to him and limo beam that sounds good
8 without trade.
What up fellas?
How about some armored artillery?
eat shit commies eat shit commies
stop it stop it
eat shit commies
Dude, I'm putting Alan to shame right now, fellas.
What are you doing?
I don't know if I'm hitting it.
Fuck yo bitch ass plane.
Reloading.
There's beehive ammo.
Ooh.
Where's the APC?
There's beehive ammo.
Where's APDS?
What is HEAT?
There's like a fire round?
What is WP?
That's why boss first, you know, I think it's fucked up.
Oh my god, what's happening?
Don't these motherfuckers ever sleep?
Give me a chance to attach.
Hey, man.
Plus reputation, plus rep.
How do we destroy this base?
Maybe we call an airstrike on it?
I'm an airstrike.
I just don't want to get out of the tunnel.
Okay, I do not want to take this.
Okay, what was the...
What was the question mark one?
It's not working.
Okay, someone is throwing stuff at me.
My freaking tank!
Get in there, dude!
Oh, we're going to...
That changed nothing.
Take flag?
Okay.
I think this place is pretty much abandoned.
Where the fuck's the flag?
Soldier by plane, Pat?
Oh, right here.
Hey, guy.
Why is there a guy in the prison?
Why is there a guy in the prison?
Go for it.
Destroy the space.
Good job.
Wait, we completed the operation.
Hey, Operation.
What's up, boys?
Oh.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yo, tanks are kind of OP, especially when they have the secret phase through.
Tree tech.
I should not go up there, but I am going to go up there.
What is happening?
These things are not easy to navigate, okay.
What are my bullets doing to my shooting head?
Oh hey, this fucking bitch comes back to life.
I need some fucking morphine now.
this is our original target. We completed an operation for taking that base even though,
oh maybe it was, it was actually being offered as an operation, we just didn't have it as a quest.
Is Alan still alive? Oh yeah, and he's still ranking up, bruh.
how do I get out of here brother I climbed the entire way can I climb all of
these wait
you can climb the trees
You gotta get on like a branch there.
This is not easy.
Alright.
I'm falling.
You good?
I'm here, I'm hearing.
As the kids break clear, with bones bursting in air, I bellow the lyrics to the song I'm
I'm singing, taking victory point, fuck you, vietcongbusters.
I'm gonna throw my frag grenade, and watch you die, real slow, fuck you.
Thor's hammer chain found.
What?
Oh.
Check my inventory.
Uh, meds?
No.
Ration?
No.
I'm gonna eat a janky bar though. I think we I think we are on this one Gronk. Thanks for sub it
I is inventory. Oh
There's a guy up here
I'm 18 I'm from Kansas soda dude enemies killed 83
Oh yeah, where's Thor's hammer, guys?
Plus strength, plus thunder. Oh, we got, like, equipment.
What the hell?
Yeah, we got stats.
We have 29 ace of spades. I don't think that's good.
And zero tactics.
Border really warfare, though. That's nice.
How much courage do we have?
War crime zero? Yeah we uh, the war crimes don't count when you do them from a uh, helicopter
or plane I noticed. Which is cool. Uh oh.
Okay, this thing has a scope.
I need that.
Where's the victory points?
I think it's victory points.
I need some advice on how to handle these fucking ladders, dude, because I swear to God, I let
I gotta let go of W two seconds before I launch myself off.
I gotta let go of W there or it wouldn't let me re-grab it.
No one has played this? Dude!
We got the SMD Dragon off, we're good, we're good.
Okay. Come on buddy. Alright, you good?
That had, like, a room scape character.
Hmm. Did not appreciate that.
I'm so thirsty you want to bro
What are we still shooting it?
Hey!
Well, that was a teammate.
Hmm.
Several units located.
Those are not friendlies, they are wearing the hats.
Wait, maybe they are friendlies.
I forgot.
Hold on, hold on.
Tongue docking.
It's just so it's so hard to see anything right
What was that y'all think there's a lot of bad guys that aren't dog
Emerges from the jungle.
I'm gonna find it free to climb.
AHH!
Oh, shit.
What?
No, no.
Requesting air strike.
What?
Requesting air strike.
You fuckin' pussies.
Oh god.
Investigates, I wonder if we can like stealth around.
Alright, here we go.
Requesting air strike.
I can see it just fine buddy.
Napalm then.
Okay.
Requesting napalm air strike.
Who's home?
Negative.
Negative.
I'm going for the cap.
Get fuckin' owned, bitch.
I think they're attacking.
Scans for targets.
I killed a hundred guys according to the cemetery, but...
What up?
My dragon arm still is going up for using the 50 cal.
Recap, baby.
Alright, fuck you.
Can I get some reinforcements, please?
Oh God.
That's a rocket.
Where are they at?
Yeah, best though.
Oh, I can't drive.
Whoa.
That was an RPG.
This is Corporal John Vietnam, requesting assistance.
There they are.
Yep, you might be wondering how I capped this base all by myself.
Tank.
It was tank
F7 strat Hamlet program I'm so thirsty
Strategic Hamlet program defensive Pooner Amateur Car Towers radio station max 1 per promise. Let's be see some version loyal to decrease the province
Okay, we built some towers and we got people in that bitch
Yep, I'm a governor smile
You hungry, bud? I got you, man.
Man, I fell on the fucking Palisade, bro.
Yep, I know.
It's lima bean time.
Mmm.
Oh, it's condensed milk. Gross.
Slurps it up. Oh, wait, no, there's like chunks in there.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Remember how I named my kid after you a few years ago?
His name is Felix, by the way.
Well, we are getting divorced.
Mazel tov.
Mazel tov.
Inchelaw, brother.
Inchalaw, brother.
Oh, fuck.
We chillin'?
Someone refuel my tank.
Hey Van Hopp, I'm from Sibble.
Can someone pay me $3 for food please?
Life sucks, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
catch it.
Hell no, I ain't doing that shit, man.
Fuck no!
I want the bulls on, please.
I got a P. Is that cool? Chat?
Mya?
Mya?
Ha ha ha! Yes, me lord! Yes, me lord! Place of it!
Okay, we win. He's not gonna do anything
That's a clear
I went downstairs and I told my wife to order some lightning proven.
She was like, why don't you just take some Midal?
I told her, I already have tiddies.
Why would I want to grow a vagina?
She was like, just take the minel and I said, why don't you just take this dick, bitch?
W, dude!
And she said, your son's right there and I said, I said, L, kid.
Let me leave. Let me leave and I won't kill your families! Let me leave and I won't kill
your families! Let me leave and I won't kill your families, please! The rebellion's over,
I promise! I promise!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeez, the Huck you do have to buy your party, by the way. Thanks, man. If you really want
to help me out, consider giving me money on a monthly basis instead of fucking shitty
advice that I don't need I appear I appear through a dimensional portal in
your room I smash your computer with a fucking heel kick
I'm there with Rick and Morty Rick says whoa Morty's like
Did you really have to break that guy's computer, Jesse? Did you really have to do it?
Then I had five of them because we're best friends.
I'm wearing a slipknot shirt and I stepped through the portal again with my best friends Rick and Morty from the show Rick and Morty.
I can't recommend your stream to anyone.
You can do it.
I
What up the way
You can die
I want to play every game, but I want to do something first, give me a second.
The rift goes.
You served me well tank.
Bro where are my helicopters at?
Wait, that's actually a V-acconk.
so fucking close
I'm so thirsty. Shut up!
I'm reloading. Cover me.
Hmm.
Come on Ricky.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Target spotted.
Oh my god.
Hey!
Got him.
I can't tell who owns that base.
Wait, that's a friendly base.
I'm trying to get to this other forward base.
Holy shit.
Kobe!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Come on buddy, you're not a boat.
There you go.
Nice.
Dude shut up.
I'm looking for one of these with guns on them.
That shit's cringe. No gun.
It's kinda cool that we have a kill-doser though.
You guys see that shit?
Hand-to-hand combat.
How do I read that?
Thank you.
Okay, man. Relax.
Time to eat.
I gotta fuck up some ham and llama beans right now, brothers.
I guess we could take this helicopter to a different base.
Thor in chat and then type Pobra to spawn Heli.
I'm thirsty.
What's up, Bray?
I
Think board did establish an LZ
Wait
You guys gonna shoot this or what got them
got him
oh nice poppin buddy
never mind as long as I get up
the
We've been here.
The southern offensive continuation, we'll be going north.
5-4-3-1, over.
I'm lagging, over.
Send reinforcements over.
Holy fuck that plane is moving quick
I
Just think we can take the north Vietnamese base
We're crossing international borders.
the
of
of
Really get out of there!
Minus 180 million dollars.
I
What
Yeah, play bogos binted bro. No one knows what the hell that is
No one freaking knows what bogos binted is
Uh, excuse me
I don't know what to do with this game, but it seems that I own this game already, which
I was not aware of.
That was not possible.
Time for Pocopia?
No.
I
For Pocopia, no
Guys what song what song is this game from what game is the song from?
right at the game. It's good. The performance is kind of bad though. Dude, someone actually
knew what game this was from. How did you freaking know that?
Do I watch Invincible the Cartoon?
No.
I saw some animation from the most recent series or season.
Looks kind of poopy.
Looks kind of poopy.
Confirm or deny.
I watch Invincible the movie with Mark Wahlberg. No, it's good, so you wouldn't like it.
Damn, I should never look good in that show. I mean, I watched the first season of Invincible.
That's a pretty cool moment, dude.
Like the one where he slams him through that subway car, dude, the show is tight.
It's okay, the writing is very teen angst.
I'm downloading the game, fellas.
Think, Mark!
Think!
Who names their kid, Mark?
What game it's a secret fellows.
Just wait five minutes.
Okay.
Then I try draft dodging.
No.
I'm slowly cranking up my download speed right now now. I know you might be thinking
Why would you be afraid of a high download speed while you're streaming because it's download not upload, right?
Yeah, in theory that should be the case
What's guapulating mm
May. Whoever take game recommendations,
Vietnam War was technically a game recommendation.
Sir, here are indexed for seven.
Cable is going to do 1GB in either direction.
Arlen, something's for seven.
Boom.
Did you play my sexy milk neighbor 3? Nope. Negative.
Old sourcing game called Dark Messiah of Mind Magic. Oh, I have played that.
I remember. I remember. I remember.
Not on Street, but I have played that.
That's a classic dude.
I mean, I'm back to the future the game or the movie
There's a game what the hell
Get down get down
It's a tell-tale game.
What happened to RimWorld?
I think I'd like to pair that perspective mod with a mod that
makes exploring the world a bit more interesting.
Does that make sense?
Back to the future,
like game called No Time.
RimWorld Nude Mod.
We don't need a mod.
Look at no time on steam.
No time.
Not an FMV game made by a weird Chinese guy who predominantly use AI, not interested.
I watch three minutes of sports betting ads for you.
I'm, I'm, I Giga appreciate that because if I got served three minutes of sports betting ads, I would have turned my stream off.
How about this big M? I don't need suggestions, bros. I'm waiting for my game to download.
I like to take suggestions. No, someone in chat said, do you ever take suggestions? And I said yes.
All the time.
I wanted to play the Red Alert 1 and 2 at least because I got the FMVs on them dude.
They're really funny.
Turtle Bakes for 7th.
Space Ketchup, Thanks for 7th.
Harmlessly shooting one sub,
and then I'm at Blob and Ezri
and Jojo Elephant and Ecor
and Monster Dunk, Pleximus Prime,
and Grey Vee and Sir Ciaran.
They're so...
Hmm.
the game is going to be a
good game.
The master surprisingly good.
I know they came out with one.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I'm not sure.
Play Woman Simulator?
No.
Give game hint.
Hmm, I played it before a long time ago.
That's a good hand.
It's not a coin game.
Lyric Pust from Woman's Simulator 2?
It's not a pussy thing, it's just like...
Yeah, maybe another day, maybe another day. I'm not ruling it out entirely.
Is it Food-A-Wheel of Fortune?
No.
Also, no one said the name of the game.
Failure.
I quad-crit the BBEG and a comment wondering am I D&D game tonight?
How?
Your DM didn't just say and then he stands back up.
And then he gets back up and then he parries your attack.
Somehow the bad guy did not die.
He parries your move.
Who should I play on deadlock tonight?
Moe and Krill.
Play Moe and Krill, dude.
Play Moe and Krill in only ult one person in the game. Pick one person in particular,
like the Haze player or like the Venator player. Anyone who's like a left click character,
literally just, it's not even about winning, it's about getting magic carpet and then
and ulting that guy over and over again,
even if you don't kill them.
Even if it serves no tactical purpose.
Honestly, like,
deadlock players on the Ammo and Krill,
the dude is,
the likelihood of them getting racist is pretty high.
If you do more than what?
I mean, honestly, it's pretty high, even if you don't do it more than one.
Slur farming, dude.
You're slur-maxing.
That's why you enjoyed Roadhog so much.
Enjoyed Roadhog because I couldn't aim.
And then he had a move that brought someone to stand in front of you, and then you just shot him and killed him.
It's still like getting taller. Thanks for seven.
That shit was tight.
You have to aim the hook.
Yeah, but it's not like tracking someone with your gun.
It's not something that requires effort or skill.
You just kind of guess.
You missed every hook you don't land, dude.
They brought the one shots back a week ago.
Dude, they renamed it Overwatch dude, it's Overwatch again.
Let's freaking go dude.
Alright, my game is almost done, hang on, 5% more.
Has anyone said it yet? What's your DL speed?
I capped it at 60 megabytes.
I noticed that if I leave it on capped, I'll occasionally drop frames if I do while I'm streaming, so...
Can't riddle me that, Batman?
Alright, dude.
What does flush mean?
I don't know. Do the guards say I flush this game? No.
It's just like a big simulation game. It's probably like Warband, or whatever, when you
like conquer the whole map. There's not like an ending screen, I bet. Actually, I guess
the ending would be going home.
Apparently, that can happen.
Must be a big game. It's 60 gigabits.
He once got ulted by Mo and Krill being flown around to Ivy and I couldn't fight the blood of my racist ancestors.
I mean, it was more annoying than like seeing two people working really well together. You know what I mean? I'm the enemy team.
We are playing the SWAT simulator game.
I never purchased this, by the way.
Whether you're new on the beat or a veteran of the force, there are three difficulty modes
to challenge yourself with.
I think I bought an early edition of this game and they gave it all to me when they
released it.
This thing looks way different than when I played it the last time.
This is actually crazy.
CK!
No!
Let's see.
I mean, I think we're good.
default voice channel? Local. What is this fucking resolution? Opti Wand option. Just
how often the Opti Wand screen- oh wait that's the uh, the thing you look around the corner
with red. Hmm. Why did you mention the
resident? We weren't going to change it.
Because it's full screen. This looks like my
resolution. So there's no real point in
changing it, right?
you feel better big but big guy which one's the story mode as a commander
quick look commander single player mode where you manage your own team of
officers who like whose lives remain persistent as you progress through the
game. Level progression is separate from your quick player multiplayer progression but any cosmetic
or collectible unlocks can be shed across all modes. Iron Man mode enabled. The original
ready or not experience recommended for players with experienced nappiest and or tactical shooters.
Hard. An experience for players with a deep understanding of threat management close
Those quarter tactics will be tested in every way possible.
Take extreme caution. Every mission will have lethal consequences.
Those you encounter will be unlikely to go down without a fight.
A city strained by conflict and chaos is kept together by a thin veil of civility.
It's up to you to protect that, man.
Yeah, I'm a cop.
Yeah, let's do the tutorial. It's been a while.
What up fellas?
So when are we getting that $5,000 bonus?
$50,000 sorry sorry.
Welcome back officer.
It's been a while since your last qualification, let's not waste each other's time. The key to excellence is perfecting the basics
So let's see what you've got now grab your rifle so we can start
Move over to the indoor range, I want to see what you can do cold
hmm slowly smooth smooth as fast weapon muscle is raised or lower lowering your
weapon allows you to move faster grab a loaded magazine on the table and get
loaded. Load and make ready. The command to fire today is Threat. Shooter on you. Engage
the target on command. Threat! Enough point shooting. Shoulder that rifle for a good sight
picture before firing. Remember to switch between semi and full auto based on the situation.
Watch that recoil. We have a spray and pray threat
Next up transition to your sidearm engage the targets as they present
Remember switching to your
You're shooting well, but let's focus on some surgical shots slow your breathing get a perfect sight picture trigger press try again
threat
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
left ult to enter
exitces mode
Oh?
recovery
That's kind of cool
What the hell?
instead of doing like this
I am 이청■$!
Let's work and I will turn the gun targeting position for close quarters
Move to a kinetic weapon stance for close engagements
Hmm press O
Now toggle your weapon attachment. Use the laser for better shot placement. Stand by
Threat
The LSPD Armory has a bunch of approved attachment stop for your weapons more than that later
Right now. Let's see if you're warmed up enough to pass one of our trills
Hit all the targets and depart time, and you'll get your name on the leaderboard.
Three, two, one, THREAT!
Give up, chunk.
Don't call me chunk.
Good.
Now it's time for some deployment practice.
Grab a few flashbangs from the table.
Go ahead and throw them through the open windows.
If you need more, they're in the case to your left.
Run it out!
Run it out!
I might turn the game down a little bit.
Actually, maybe I'll lower it for you guys.
We bet. We bet.
That's good, right?
It was fine.
Okay.
We're not us!
These devices are less lethal means, disabling potential suspects.
Make sure you treat them with respect
That's a grab
You're gonna stay here and do more shooting
Why all right then after the door
Press after check door lock while looking at the keyhole for a locked or percept to equip the multi-tool
Locked.
Looking at the keyhole.
Alright.
Thank you for opening the door.
The door is locked. Someone's idea of a joke. Go ahead and breach the door.
Breach!
As you know, you're a SWAT element leader. While your team is prepping, let's go over
some commands we'll be issuing.
Alright, now you're too much.
I ordered a stack up from the door.
Split the stack and provide two more.
There are multiple ways to breach a door.
This one? Order your team to open and clear it.
Get the door and clear it, guy.
Clear the way.
Don't shoot!
I'll let you know.
A minimal loose cannon.
What happened?
Alright. Now your team is prepped.
Make sure you put the gun in the box.
I know what you did in the other dimension.
the ground. No. Keep your hands up.
Put your hands up now. Get the fuck away from me. Hands on your head. Do it. Hands on your head. Get down on your knees. Hands up. Get down on your knees.
I'm gonna fucking do something.
Please. Hands on your head.
Police. Go go. Get away from me.
I
Thought I could do it well
All right, all right, all right
Speak it!
Wait, what?
Oh, we missed one.
Oops!
I will kill you.
When possible, scouting the room before breaching and giving you the upper hand by showing you where the threats are.
The Opti Wand is a camera you can slide under the bottom of the door to get a clear view of the next room.
Now that you know that there's an arm suspect inside, you can better prepare for how you're going to breach that door.
Remember, the goal is to apprehend the suspect. We are a life-saving organization after all.
I can't feel my hands.
issue a open and clear a flash bin command
open and bang it
bang it boys
bang it
bang it
bang it
bang it
bang it
bang it
bang it
bang it
bang it
You guys killed him dude. Oh never mind. Suspects can drop evidence.
I ain't that the truth.
I'm off to a wandering
Wanding
It looks like a bad man in here wait, this is my guy
I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty hard to tell where I'm actually looking in here, but that
might not be the point.
Where's my flashlight?
You saw the beer gun and leaning
Um team
I'm not gonna let you go.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Easy as breach of my life.
This guy's believing.
Cool.
But I'm believing.
Nice work. Remember to drop the Kim light when you clear a room.
Kim light out.
That's it. Next up, you're looking at multiple entrances. Cases like these might be good to split up your team, but with multiple angles.
As a commander, you can issue AT a commandery gold team, because it's a red and blue.
You can split your team as well up and down, so it's a red-blue gold.
Red team.
Order blue and let them stack up on door number one.
Gold team.
This reminds me of Rainbow Six.
go to the camp
wait they're in here
uhhh
How come I can't... How come I can't tell them to do anything?
Oh, I'm Q-ing.
Uh-huh. Then Q-ing, come in. Left shifts. Hold left shift and press 2 to select up and then clear with flashback.
I'll stop and cover the area.
Oh...
Element. Red.
Kicking clear. Wait.
Go team.
Post up.
Blue team.
Let's know each other.
Flash him.
I'm not armed.
I'm not armed!
I got nothing here, but stay down and turn around.
You're under arrest.
You gotta get me out of here.
No.
Hey, man, get off of me.
I guess I killed this guy, well done.
Well done.
Hands up above your head.
Now you secure the area.
Find a report and the evidence that we may use in court.
What the fuck is that?
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
that look at evidence if it prompt appears open the tablet hold tab to zoom in
Draw here, communicate strategy to your team.
I can't move like this.
What if I come back?
Wait, let go.
What the hell?
Wait, what?
Oh wait, uh huh.
the brother how do I okay is it the last game
how long do you expect us to stay in the next
congratulations you've passed the basic training
naturally you'll learn more advanced features and techniques along the way
but for now the streets are lost so I just need you
I
Anyway moving wait so nervous
Wait a cops job is no welcome to stay on the range as long as it's like never done
Sorry
We got it, we got it, we got it, silly to say.
Okay, we extracted without anybody.
Mmm.
Crazy that the PC just kidnaps people for training simulations.
dude they're actors bro they know they know they're getting paid like 50 bucks
in a sandwich bro can't turn off motion blur please hold on shut up
officer Mendez please call switchboard officer Mendez please call switchboard
there will be no restarts or second chances once you enter a mission to
bring your A game. If you slip, I'm sorry, your capable hands. Losses are permanent and
any mission can also be your last. If you want to cut your losses at any point during
a mission, gather your remaining team members and your initial entry point in order to expiltrate.
Beware while this will preserve your officers' lives and may have a detrimental effect on
their mental state. As your team gains experience their successful missions, their traits will
become available to them giving you further options on how to assemble your ideal entry team.
Yes.
Do for an RPD.
Tab to view your team.
Oh.
View your team's traits as well as hire new officers as you lose personnel in order to
customize your and your team's gear head straight through the briefing room toward your SWAT unit
room. Interact with the briefing desk for your first mission. That's the desk.
You're looking tired.
Why not drop by my office for a chat?
Nah, I'm good.
I'm totally normal and fine.
Aw, let's see here.
Yo content!
Reaching tools and your allies impacting civilians suspect morale, riot control.
Chief Alvarez, please call 4342.
Chief Alvarez, 4342.
So this is red team, this is blue team.
These guys don't have... oh, they're not selected.
Hailing from military family, Lucas Carter always knew he wanted to serve.
Lucas saw the deplorable condition of the city he loved and realized that a war was
being fought on a home soil.
He vowed to do his part to make Los Suenos a safer place for the children he hoped to
raise here someday.
You're fired.
Hailing from a family of career criminals entrenched in the South Las Vegas underworld.
Rashad Clark left home as soon as possible, dedicated to...
Everyone's noticed the way some people look at him when he walks by.
Listed officer.
I already have these people.
They have the same last names.
All three of my options that had the same last names.
There was a Gonzales, there was a Gomez, and then there was a Clark.
We have three Clarks!
One of them is- they are the same person with the same backstory!
number of years in the force, different serial number. Same skill as well. Okay, all right.
It's a goddamn good thing we got that loading facility up and running.
Mirror gun.
It's one person assigned to multiple roles.
What are these guys? These guys are just like reserve officers.
So how is it possible for him to be assigned to a team and also...
the reserve?
Bro, read.
What? Reading? Dude!
This is blue team. This is red team.
This is gold team.
What are these guys?
Customize your character's appearance in the SWAT unit lockers.
It's me, John Cop.
I love this city so goddamn much.
Holy fuck.
There's a war.
There's a war going on.
And I need an automatic rifle to put an end to this.
Hmm, I want to change the way I look.
See here.
Lightsaber.
Achieve B grade on Rust Belt.
SWAT 99 BDU top.
Hmm
He's got a tie that means he's a professional what's this little icon the bottom right dark waters DLC other different styles
Okay, and for the pants
Patrol pants, okay, never mind can't see him because we're wearing a full suit
Can we do no gloves? Nope. Cringe? We'll get fingerless gloves because they're the coolest
and least gay. Boots? Clipping through the jeans? Nice, nice. First option is no gloves. Oh,
Oh, look at that.
Worn by federal agents of spellcares instead of chem lights, mags and lead for aerial operations.
Exclusive to supporter addition, which is what I have.
Get owned noobs.
I'm a spendy.
Okay, let's see if there's another exclusive item here, right here.
Oh yeah, big dog!
Oh, yeah, big dog
Baseware take these fucking bitch ass goggles off dude
Wait, that's cool
Okay tattoos
Wait, I can't get the American flag we need like a short sleeve shirt, I think
Wait, how do I remove this to see my glasses?
You got a Rolex you got a roly look kids bracelet, oh
Hmm John law evil
So from a small Hispanic child
We're looking for
William for the beanbag shotgun.
Remember the basics of CQB.
Less lethal.
At the top.
Where you seeing that?
Am I freaking dumb?
This less lethal shotgun fires powerful 12 gauge beanbag rounds that immobilize suspects on impact.
Requires control as repeat shots have the potential to unintentionally kill your target.
Hmm
John law
Perpetrator of control
I don't think I want a scope I think it's kind of swag without a scope actually we will get a laser there or a flashlight
Deployable
A flashbang with a shorter fuse time and deflag rates nine times.
Disperses rubber balls that stun and disorient targets.
Blob and locked doors.
Lockpick a gun.
I got a taser.
for stunning non-compliant persons in order to disarm or arrest them.
Be wary as not every target will respond to it in the same way.
Hmm.
How about some pepper spray?
Compact pistol-sized pepper ball launcher.
Its limited six-round capacity means careful aim placement is advised.
hmm maybe we keep bro I'm taking the magnum I'll go fuck dude we got a long
barrel one please oops snub nose ewe
I'll take the laser pointer one up, okay John law
Evil
Okay, how do we make our teammates have less less lethal weapons
Hmm
Same menu. Oh, I see. Alpha, Bravo. Loadout. Man, I don't know, should we give everyone a...
Wait, is this like another shotgun?
This guy looks stupid.
Look at this shit.
Why is the magazine so big?
Why is the clip so big, guys?
I didn't want to leave yet.
Ben?
I'm going to give everyone the rifle.
Actually, hold on.
One rifle, one shotgun per team.
Ben?
Ben?
Yes?
Ho ho ho.
Talking Ben, buddy's English.
Yes, mate?
Ho ho ho.
No.
Now it's not no one type of LOL or anything like that? I don't know what you're talking about. Hold on.
Wait, someone just typed LOL.
That's a lot of LOLs in chat, man.
Less than lethal crew?
I mean, our guns or sidearms are lethal.
That's pretty cool.
Once you're satisfied with your setup, head into the briefing room and interact with the
breathing desk. It's time for the first mission. Everyone rise.
Officer Roberts, please call desk.
Now this is gay.
All right, buddy.
It's not gay.
Man who died?
And I will at least end!
Thanks!
I'd rather lurks.
I bless the USA!
That's right.
And I gladly stand up next to you.
Home invasion.
Hmm. Okay. Thank you. Come again.
Seizing a moment of opportunity, Apostle of the Linkwick, young adults execute their plan
in order to support a crippling addiction. It's fentanyl.
Ready up?
Fuck you, Chief. God, I wish I could shoot you.
That would be so hard.
And I gladly stand up next to you
Hmm
You think there's like someone out there who was who grew up and like his last name was like
Cop and he was like man, I really guess I gotta become a cop when I get older, you know, I mean
I wonder if we can get all Clarks on our squad, dude.
We are clear to move and secure the premises.
I got some bad news, boss.
This game looks really good.
Wait, this is how expensive it is IRL, dude.
Line up, Clark.
I mean, I don't think we should go in the front, fellas.
Deploy nothing.
what's that noise?
I gotta turn the sub-pilot along, hang on. Also what the fuck did he say?
what does this guy say?
I gladly stand up next to you
and beeeeeeep
motion blur intensity
turn it off
go fuck yourself
I don't even need DLSS I feel like this shit is run pretty good
Have I seen or am I aware of the new maps?
Okay, so the reason I want to play this game is because I saw an ad for the new campaign
and it's like there's like a little girl and her dad on a merry-go-round and the dude gets
like shot in the chest. I was like holy fuck. That's cool. I've been a peep this shit out.
Get down and don't move! Police don't move! Who the fuck are you talking guys?
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Oh no I can't click it. Here we go and I gladly stand up next to you. Do we do
Iron Man? This should be our first time, I think. I don't want to have to start over.
Less lethal?
Someone in chat said the only way to get an S-rank is less lethal.
Right?
I'm not sure, but don't try it for S-Rank.
Okay.
Uh, maybe try Rookie Mode first.
Maybe you should fuck yourself, you stupid little pussa, bitch.
It's my mouse confined here. What is happening?
Dude, what is happening? Maybe it's picking up my controller. I'm not sure
We're of the short sleeve shirts this one right here
And I gladly stand up next to you
I gotta put my boots on.
Yup, there it is.
Put the bling on.
None of that.
Save.
John Law Evil 2.
Done.
Loadout.
So, I shouldn't go for, oh, it kept my load out?
Oh yeah, look at that.
I'm dumb.
Um, not at first.
Like, it's not useful to bring non-legal?
Just go for a rank and then you'll understand.
Okay.
Well, that means we have to bring a cool gun that kills people.
That's awesome.
I can get a P90.
I can get a grenade launcher.
This is like one of the ones from Resident Evil.
I'm gonna get a P90.
That is swag, I will admit it.
Um, I'm not sure what we should grab here, so I will get...
Optic Sight?
Optic Blast!
Hides Muzzle Flash.
Holy fuck.
Optic Blast!
W.M. Light.
Uh, I forget we took off the taser and we got the lock but gun sidearm was Magnum.
We get a 1911.
We can get an usp.
You guys have ever used an usp before five seven my favorite gun.
Just kidding.
This is good.
Uh, now we go, wait, where do I save this?
here John law evil okay I want to test I want to test this gun here's a nine
bang the only thing I'm nine banging is your mom fella how do I get in here
Oh
Yeah.
speed loader? Oh yeah. I should mess up the armor too? I will. Right now I got front
back armor. Is that two plus a mode or what?
And I gladly stand up next to you in the ring.
Offers the least mobility. Kevlar allows officers to move confidently without
sacrificing too much protection or movement acceleration provides medium
impact reductions less effective against rifle calibers. So which was the
the fastest. It's gotta be this one, right? None. But can you go no armor? Wait, what?
The speed direction is so small, you don't notice.
Primary ammunition, what is JHP?
Hollowpoint variant, it's a hollowpoint bullet,
what the fuck?
Jesus.
That's evil.
Yeah, maybe we get a little bit of that just in case.
Hollowpoint, yeah dude, your SWAT negotiation is over.
Yeah.
I'm thinking the negotiations have concluded.
Let's rock.
This time our save won't get deleted, hopefully.
Okay, our P90 is silenced, wait.
Shouldn't we make the other guys' guns silenced as well?
War and garlics for 7?
Yes, how come they don't make like stuff that makes the gun sound louder deliberately?
I don't really give a fuck what you use, just put a motherfucking silencer on this B.
Socom Suppressor Alpha Tundra Suppressor
It's called a Loudner.
No suppressor on the shotgun buddy, which means you are gonna use a P90.
out the
So why would I not just deck out our gun I understand what's the downside here
Wait, oh, I'm larping oh
hmm I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking kill these meth head pieces of shit I'm fucking ready
check tablet for map we will what's the name of our our operator that
we're in contact with. I need like a good roleplay name. Clark. Wade. Wade Clark, dude.
All right, Clark. I'm new.
This is talk. Suspects are refusing to negotiate. You are clear to move in.
I'm going to need a map stat.
Where the fuck are we right here?
I think so.
How do I draw on the map?
I'm where it says one.
No, I'm not.
Maybe I am.
Are you sure I'm not back here?
I don't know what to do with them.
What the fuck?
I'll play him!
Okay, well, stay here do not get in our way
I need you anything! Good to go
Stop, please. You're stale and you're objective. Select what you can. You're supposed to talk for debrief.
Bro, like I was wearing a balaclava. How the fuck was I supposed to know that was a civilian?
I always keep that. Dude, my character's name is Judge.
Unauthorized use of deadly force.
Anxious stressed feel the guys the team a little fatigued after the last mission we ever become a few me you
referrals
What if this means they're gonna have like different lines and shit when they're out
Dude they're having meanty bees right now
Okay
Don't worry chief, judge, judge law is on the case.
I'm gonna make sure these meth heads scumbags pay the ultimate price.
Lots of small high bags for some.
I'm gonna make sure that they pay the ultimate price.
You almost made it inside that time?
Dude, I'm just exploring!
Okay, how do I make them sneak?
What's up, guys?
We chillin'?
But when you gotta go?
Oh wait, I gotta hold my shit sideways.
I didn't report that body
Dude these guys are just
How do I tell them to shut the fuck up?
Shut up!
Move to my front
On the move
I gotta go report that body
these guys are like get on the ground we've arrived just so you are aware we're
Look at all these guys.
Maybe we don't hold our shit sideways. I never read that.
I
Hitting out now
Fuck
Still clear I killed the guy
We got us to cure the perimeter boys stay on me got your back
That is not a person I thought it was
Like I saying the Lord's Prayer dude
Okay, okay!
Let me make it up. Let me make it up.
What do you need help?
Put your hands up!
Don't touch the ground!
Move!
What the fuck are you doing?
Come on, sir.
Stay down and turn around.
Turn around.
Don't get up.
Hey asshole, not me.
Oh my god, I did not realize this was so front.
Dr. Elephant, proceed with mission.
Dr. Elephant, drillers in the room.
He's gonna go!
We got him!
You got to run and stay still.
Make sure you stay.
BAM!
You got to go.
Suspect ready.
Talk to entry team.
Continue mission.
Blue, go team.
Stay.
I might not be leaving you alone.
I'm at six behind you.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
Dude, my guys were literally right there, man.
Where are you going to go, Brogma?
Dude, I literally ordered a guy to go over there and restrain someone.
What happened?
Did they just- did my guy just walk away from the guy who had the fucking gun?
He one-deag'd me, man.
I gave him another order.
I'm just- I'm so surprised that that guy didn't shoot anyone else. He just waited.
Why do they do that?
NPCs are only reliable with orders without them, they're wild.
Hmm.
Well maybe this time we can sneak in.
How come these guys don't talk to each other, aren't they like, aren't they like brothers?
You may notice my high-quality supporter addition like Cosmetic.
I agree.
Our negotiators check blood contact with the suspect.
They are angry and violent.
You are so full of rhetoric.
Elemental talk.
We have a civilian down, responsive.
Talk to lead.
Medical assistance is standing by.
I will kill anyone I see.
What?
On me.
Behind you.
What's behind me?
Hold up.
Copy.
Blue team, stack up.
No problem.
stack up no problem all teams blue
they open the door
oh you guys killed this guy nice good work
Oh, he's not dead. What the hell? Oh, maybe he is still dead. Alright, here's the plan.
Move here. I'll handle literally everything else.
It's a dead guy.
Get down, methhead, or it's all over for you.
I am going to do it.
Eww!
I don't want to go in there if I'm being honest, stay down, you're my shield now.
Yeah, I know, bitch.
It's a trap.
Enter team talk civilian good to go for event talk to entry team trailers inbound
You're dead bitch that's what you get for shooting an officer of the law I
Demand the highest lucky respect
When there's a problem that needs solved, who do they send?
Justice law.
That's my name by the way.
I'm here in footsteps.
What's up to it now?
Hands on your head, move!
Stay here, damn it, get in our way!
I'm not gonna let you get away with it.
Hands on your head, move!
Stay here, damn it, get in our way.
Why are you sweating, bro?
Civilian Captain Redford traitors.
Alamut, this is Tox.
Continue mission.
Don't worry, everything's gonna be okay.
Let's get it done.
I
Talk here notify trailers
We have one death suspect here talk to every team notify cam
We're not here for you
Check table
All right fellas, I'm not gonna lie I got shot like 20 buckets. I'm probably gonna like retire after this
I need to consult the mission.
How's everyone doing?
Good.
Alright.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Alright.
good. All right, can anyone tell me what you think we forgot to do?
Well, sir, I think you forgot to find everyone on the outside of the place.
Check, Marie.
Bring order to chaos.
Find the store manager, find Crystal Leighton, a miner hiding somewhere at the crime scene.
It's a good thing CK retired, let's just say that.
Charlie Kirk, no, no.
I'll kill you with your mission.
I don't have anything.
Subliminal standing by for traitors.
Entry team, this is Toc. Proceed with mission.
Elements are Toc. Suspect is deceased, requesting traitors.
This is Toc. Tams notified.
Put your hands up!
Travel on sites and traitors in the back.
Yes!
This game went too woke, dude. Too woke.
I used to be able to shoot kids in this game.
So fucking woke now, man.
I don't know where he is.
Stupid, so stupid!
Down in the ground! Move!
I let PT go! Move!
Let me tie up this dead guy with my mind real quick.
I'm gonna get you out of here don't you worry buddy
Please help me!
Enter team talk. We have a civilian in custody.
Jesus!
This is talk. Trailer is in route.
Oh my!
Please don't talk.
Nice leave down. Enter team.
Oh man.
Enter team. This is talk. Proceed with mission.
Are we gonna be here?
Wait, what?
Wait, was it when I punched that lady?
High stress.
When I hit the last guy?
Dude, this guy's wife was calling him and his skull had been blown off.
That's cool.
This game got awesome, dude.
He killed like five people.
Still got the A-Rank, baby!
23 megabytes a second.
Officer Kimura is stressed.
Giving him a break officer Taylor's trust consider giving him a break hmm, but what if we did a mission instead?
What do we what if we did a little extra work on the beat
Well chief it's me
Just as long. I just gotta say, I quit.
Just kidding. I love this job. This is the greatest job I've ever had.
It's also the only one I'm technically qualified for.
Stop domestic violence! Stop mass shootings!
Do they have a school shooting level so I can do my evolved impression or like what's
up with that?
Yeah?
Word!
Nice, nice.
That's cool.
I got a P and I'll be your B.
You guys mind if I pitch?
Yes, below.
No fucking way man!
THE WHITOWER NOOOOOO!!!!
The widower! No!
Thank God, it's toilet time.
I couldn't poop the whole trip.
Usually I pull my pants down first, but I just can't help myself today.
Why?
That's better!
Let's get a refund.
Okay.
Alright.
I want every doubter.
I want every doubter to go all in 250k, dude.
Okay.
Done?
Yeah, go again, bitch.
You won't, coward?
I'm still not convinced you've won.
Ah.
The first stage of denial.
Doubt.
Don't worry, friend.
don't worry friend oh god it's over guys
I
Do sure pointy junior junior jode a crattis. Thanks for seven lattes for kids
Sorry, man, you'll never hit me with coffee elitism my microwave ice coffee by free package
It's just not gonna work I'll give a shit about your fucking deep twice roasted
Colombian fucking beans honestly, I think that shit's probably just a marketing scam
Like, oh, we've got the richest beans that have been marinating in cat piss for fucking 15 years.
The, the boldest, most...
bodyful flavor that has ever existed in coffee.
Fuck out of your bitch.
You drink that shit and then you piss it out.
I use it for the caffeine.
That's it.
Doesn't matter where it comes from.
You
of
Wait, there's an android waiting area?
Are they gonna make me sit in the back of the bus?
Dude, what's happening?
Oh no.
Oh no!
Man!
Come on, dog!
Oh my god man!
Oh my god!
That sounds so commentary!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Holy fuck dude!
This could not be any less subtle man!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck dude!
Directed by David Cage, French Canadian!
Wait, what? Oh my god.
Who are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Every fucking game it's like this, man!
Every game. It's literally like this every fucking game, dude.
It's like this every game.
It's literally like this every game.
All the way pushed up!
Oh my god!
What, you're getting tired?
Alright.
Close your eyes.
I promise I'll get us there safely.
That's why it's not good.
But Black Desert Alliance, which is far better than Shitty RuneScape.
Alright, man.
I'll get right on that.
Excuse me?
I can't speed up because my engine drops, I'm just slowly flying away right now.
Looks clear to us. Take the shot.
Walking onto the vessel is now. Come back to here.
He's dead.
Freakin' bad.
Every MMO is bad and if you play any of them I hate you.
Whoa there, Genshin Impact guy.
I used to assume that guy's game by the way.
I don't actually know if he plays Genshin.
23 megabytes a second.
Michael Williams has killed his mother and taken his younger brother hostage.
Okay. Justice law. Moving out. All I need is the big iron.
Okay, we got two officers dressed up. I want to see what happens when we deploy them while stressed.
What do you guys think is going to happen?
They explode. They shoot random people.
Hmm.
Hazard Dan, thanks for 7. Guys, look at my helmet. I've got a support or addition helmet, guys.
Doc, we're behind you.
Status of the active shooter threat is currently unknown. Move in and secure the area quickly.
You guys hear that? Let's move in and secure the area quickly.
get out of here. Put your hands up and get on the ground.
Where are you talking? Get your hands off. Thomas, where are you talking to? Hands up!
get on the ground now. Get on
the ground now.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
I saw this guy over here.
I'm here for one guy, man.
Why is the entire apartment full of armed criminals?
Dude, you guys are fine man, you're fine dude.
Bro
Reloads gun what's up chief I'm ready to go
Laugh seems like all four your teammates are
Extremely disturbed
If you don't therapy them they quit dude. I don't need anyone bro. I'm a one-man army, bro
From your mustache, I gotta I gotta go to the bar where you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right
All right
Status of the active shooter threat is currently unknown
Move in and secure the area quickly
All right, listen up here's the plan we're gonna go in we're not gonna kill anyone because we're good cops
I got shot in the back
Over.
Breathe.
Okay.
Very good.
Okay.
Very good.
Okay.
Talk to lead.
Proceed with vision.
Entry chamber is top.
Medical assistance is standing by.
Medical assistance is standing by.
Hello 14.
Hello 14.
the
uh
hmm
oh my
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
Hey, y'all see that?
Alright, we good, we good, we good.
Alright.
Good luck.
You're my bait.
I gotta secure some evidence.
Okay, attack nine.
That's cool.
I got to secure some evidence okay attack nine
That's cool
Restraints dead guy where they're going
They're here!
Who's there?
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Come on!
Come on, now!
Come on, your hands up!
Hands up!
Hands up!
Hands up!
The suspect have taken out.
I feel like we're losing control of the situation.
Oh my god.
I
Need when you are sir
Alright boys on you
Nice.
Coming.
They're good.
Move in.
They need clear.
Oh, my God.
Lane, this is TAR.
Do what you can and keep moving.
Oh, no.
Probably should have covered that door.
What is that?
talk to you clean out and we'll take them out
oh my god what are you doing in here
okay nothing else to report I think this guy's minding Bitcoin
Oh
The music of this game is kind of popping dude
of
a flatline
I
Alright
That's right, bitch. Fuck a methad piece of shit!
Sorry.
It's only a chance that this bitch has shot me so many times.
I guess you just don't command the same level of authority as justice law.
I
Use the wand check the comments
One
Trailers are ready
all
okay so that door has a gate on it so we probably don't go with
gold over there blue team check it with the wand
I didn't hear what he said.
Open clear with Flashback.
I
These guys know about esports dude.
That's awesome.
I'm telling you, I don't know what I'm getting wrong.
I stream games of Mon Crypto.
You ain't gonna help them all?
I stream games of Mon Crypto.
What the hell is this?
It's a racing rig!
Wow.
oh my good luck buddy
I
Talk to every team stabilize them and will send the mp
There is a waters
I
Kids got the setup give them that oh my god
Talk device located talk reporting security area and we'll send forensics in
Okay, so we can solve complete the mission.
How does this guy have like a gang of dudes to protect his shitty fucking, I mean I guess
he's mining crypto.
What the fuck?
I got a fee.
Why?
Why only a fee?
Trait breacher unlocked.
Status crisis.
Why? Wait, why only a beat?
Trait Breacher Unlocked. Status Crisis.
That was not just crypto? No, I know, I know, that's what I'm saying, but like...
Incap suspects give less points.
Officer Kimura has resigned.
Now on leave following your previous mission due to an intervention staged by the therapist times three.
what she looking at there's the guy we just arrested
how'd I do chief I think that's the chief I don't know
Looking like a solo mission to me, boys.
What up, Clark? I'm here to look at some evidence.
It's your fucking teddy bear.
Everyone's on leave.
I guess they're just not as passionate about the job as I am.
A rare figurine of the anime character Piku Miku from the popular anime series Shinigami.
Only 50 of these figures were released mini gifted from Hexon Studios, the popular streamers
including Michael.
That was sequestered by forensics due to the number of different DNA sources on the
figurine.
Might want to wear gloves on this one.
This guy was jerking off to his anime figurine.
These officers are not above the law.
Internally, that's what you think.
I am the law.
Twisted Nerve.
The detectives have been following a new lead to locate a key source of methamphetamine
storage and lost swain nose tracing a potential affordable housing development.
213 pwn.
It's time to smoke some fucking meth.
Mmmhmm.
It's like a mission you can look at video and detail notes on the case in your tablet.
Okay.
neat guys I'm boiling a massive fucking explosive diarrhea dude holy fuck man
dude the spicy pork I before stream holy fuck dude
oh wait who came with me oh fellas you showed up after all come on right your
bank
Are you guys talk to me the suspects are refusing to come out or negotiate you are clear to move in
Affirmative moving in I want to see hands
Oh, I've done this one.
Is this the one where CK became CK?
I know this one.
I'm Mamba.
I'm Mamba.
What difficulty?
Hey, we peeping out hard.
Is it like a hidden bunker over here or some shit?
Pretty sure.
What is that?
That's not ground ground!
Fuck you son of a-
Any shit?
Hands on your head!
Move!
Hands up!
Drop your knees!
This guy ain't giving up.
I'm not giving up!
He ain't giving up.
He's there.
Go ahead.
There go.
We are.
Hey, did you just get the lady?
Oh, shoot.
Why do you shoot her?
Oh, she's reaching.
Yep, that is meth, I think.
Alternatively, an alchemy lab from Skyrim.
Maybe you should quit smoking bad.
something secure. This is talking. Collect what you can and keep moving.
No math back here, boys.
Let's keep it steppin'.
You know what, actually?
wait he checks for like tripmines and shit holy moly
I've got the blicky at the ready or not oh hey guys so good trigger discipline very nice very nice
I heard that.
Nope, no, no, no, hold on.
Huh?
Move.
I'm going.
Nope, no, no, no, hold on.
Huh?
Move.
It's fucking locked!
Alright, do I have the mirror gun?
No.
What the hell is this?
Okay, that is a lady with a gun.
Hands!
They're the fucking kids!
Hands on your hands!
No! No!
Put your fucking hands up!
I mean, just hands up!
I don't give a...
No!
Boss.
Police! Give us up!
Falling behind me.
I got you.
Hmm.
Moving with your hands.
I'm coming down.
Don't worry.
We're gonna need you out of here.
I haven't seen any of those.
Lee, stop.
It's a million years ago.
I'm fine.
Lee, this is Toc.
Trailer's already.
Mama Mia.
I think a fuckin' horror game.
I guess you could say forcing the law is a bit like living in a perpetual hell.
Check bed.
Sorry, I saw myself in the mirror.
Don't say anything weird. Hey feel free to speak up man
What just happened?
Okay.
Continue with your mission.
I'm enjoying!
Ha ha! I need to smoke meth, please!
Uh, let's see here.
Searching secure, no problem.
Wait, no. Wrong order, wrong order. Uh...
Throw a flashbang!
Gonna bang it.
Holy fuck, it's dark.
Where are the fucking meth heads?
Where's my MVG's? Wait, how do I turn the model? Oh.
Dude, the shing! Oh my god.
It's like I'm really a fucking gob swat, man.
Pull here.
Maybe they got some fancy art up here too, that's cool.
I'm not saying anything I can interact with.
Also don't call me a fucking rookie, dude. Now you're fucking place.
Wouldn't this blind me? Wait, what?
Here we go. Um...
Um, bring order to chaos, arrest two suspects, to assist with finding out who the buyers
are and detectives need at least two suspects secure.
Um, guys?
Hey, I need one of you guys any volunteers
Oh my god, there's a guy in that door what the fuck was that?
down on the ground, now!
keep your hands up!
please get your hands up!
get the ground now!
down on your god damn knees!
My damn knees! Police! Hands up!
OH!
Fuck you!
Turn your eyes away!
Cover me!
Look, that's evidence to you.
Action team to talk.
We have a suspect in custody.
Talk to him.
Great work, every team. Keep it up.
Guys, I don't want to alarm you, but they are shooting at us from outside.
Get down, it's our war!
What the fuck did that guy go?
Oh!
Oh, fuck it.
I can see the shadows over here there.
All right.
It's fucking locked.
I watched my B.
EMT's and trailers are standing by.
Talk to Entry B. Notifying cannon.
Dips up and got it back.
Isn't there two guys?
We're not gonna meet our suspect quota.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Oh, fuck!
Put your hands up!
Get down, you kidder!
Police! You're under arrest!
Police! Hands up!
What the hell are you doing?
Put down your knees, hands up!
Put the knife down!
Jesus!
Put the knife down!
Drop the knife!
I'm not gonna let anything to the knife.
The mother of my two knives!
Enter King of Nog. One suspect is down and alive.
is down and alive.
Alamut, this is Toc, notifying champs.
Yeah, we should, we do need to take care of them.
This is like, these guys are methads.
Alamut Toc, Alamut.
Toc to every knee, Toc.
Security, keep going.
Alamut, this is Toc.
EMTs and trailers are standing by.
They're fucking methads, man.
They ain't gonna stop.
I tried.
I suspect it's a down.
Doctor Elemors.
Tams notify.
Yeah, who's doing all the fucking...
Oh, man.
All teams.
Red team, over there.
All teams.
Red team, over there.
All teams.
How come they're not using the kid as like a hostage?
The kid before censorship used to be O.D.
Jesus.
I don't think she should be smoking meth, guys. She's like 80.
Oh, my.
Elemental talk.
Civilian in-compatitude.
Entry jake, this is talk.
Stabilize the middle, send EMTs.
how hey put the pipe there
come on man you look like a fallout goal dude what are you gonna do to me where's
your friend at bitch just you wait just you wait till red team goes over there
get on the ground now just kidding they're not gonna do that
that's your computer back
it's our Kanye
Lost Locos rules. They are deuce. No stealing. Don't tell anyone what we do. Don't fuck around.
Alright, let's see if the ghoul is still outside before we go out there.
Yeah, he's still out there.
Alright, man. Here's the deal.
I'm getting you out of here.
of
Oh fuck!
Clear!
I'm pretty much dropping the clothes.
Yep, that was the wrong...
Oh, whoever's in that room is hella flash right now.
It's nobody.
Mmm, oh, so-sokey, nice.
the
the
the
the
the
I don't think I can get through there.
I think we're in the wrong bud.
Wait, this is where the ghoul was.
Wait, this is where the ghoul was.
of
the
of the
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Hands up!
Get down on your knees!
Get down!
Now!
Get your hands up!
Hands up above your head!
Please get down!
Stay down, I turn around.
They're not here for you.
Get up!
I'm in trouble.
Stay down and turn around.
They're not here for you.
Get off me!
And your team will talk. Civilian, they can go for you back.
Talk to Leed. We're ready for him.
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
This map is fucking huge.
move and clear bank you're seeing you're off there
we're getting
this is talk failed federal units on the road to assume command
officer down we need to talk here notify medical
Dude, this map is fucking huge, man!
Blue team just chillin'?
Yeah, I feel like I don't need more of them, like, a couple of people.
Wait, is blue team dead?
Well, who are you guys typing at?
Chief Alderaan, please call desk.
Chief Alderaan, please call desk.
You play this game like an apple after, what does that mean?
Oh my score wasn't at.
It doesn't count, I didn't win, dude.
checking the briefing jackpot newly met that I know it's a gem and doing
clear that dude I ain't reading all this shit on non-dark mode of all things are
you kidding me? hell no
McTeen Charles and Black Friday and Tiggled Bitty thanks for ship it and
magmar backwards it sucks will sometime fake their murder or surrender number
I'm going to fake their murder.
Or like I pulled out two knives on me.
Y'all remember?
That was cool.
That's right boys.
the area guys what's our only rule to begin I figured it out rules a page
that's what we want I'm meant that's always get the biggest and coolest houses
Look at this, like, fucking walkway, man. Jesus.
Gizlodyne, thanks for 7.
I'm genuinely surprised we have been, like,
tripped like a shotgun trap or some shit.
Dude, come on, man.
Yes, there are.
I'm done fucking around down in the ground
Do not look away. All right, we got one suspect
Get out of my body
Dr. Elmer continue with objective
I spoke that
the
Somebody grab the gun!
Get down!
Police! Hands up!
Get out!
Get out of here!
I'm not cool.
Police! Get down!
I can see those hands!
Stop!
Get out!
I don't have a problem, sir.
No!
Don't save!
Move your hands on the go.
I'll never forget you, Clark.
Wait, I lowered my gun.
I forgot I could do that.
Wait, I lowered my gun, I forgot I could do that.
He's set to nobody?
Hmm, hold on.
I got a good feeling about this door.
I got a good feeling about this door.
Guys the door's locked. Anyone got the lock? I do. Okay.
Why do I kick this shit again?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why would you draw that?
Got some openings. No device here. No contacts
Watch my fucking back
Clear
Hey, Thor, is you good?
I think they're shooting across the way.
Get down on your knees, Hands Up!
They're coming in!
Flush everything!
I'm gonna fuck you around.
Get the fuck out!
I
Got a bug a problem dude
Oh my god.
Securing.
There's the phone that guy.
Entry team to talk.
Bagging.
Talk to lead.
Secure it. Keep going.
That's a lot of freaking money, dude.
Clear over here.
Dude, how chill would it be to count your meth money
and watch, like,
Starsky and Hutch on your CRT, dude?
Holy fuck.
Maybe smoke a little, man.
I can hear you, dog.
Okay.
Idea.
Okay, idea, bang it
Give me a hit of a prescription.
Need to talk.
Ready?
Come on.
Almond, this is Toc.
Beauty, keep him coming.
That is a big gun.
Wait, several guns.
Why does this guy have three guns?
Ohhhh...
Almond, Toc.
Officer down, go to fight trailers.
talk reporting proceed with mission at least he went gently guys right
and you talk to build a capacity talk here stabilize them and we'll send EMT he
died fogging we can only hope that we all go the same way I'm a fucking vampire
Alright man, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Okay, so you can't throw them downstairs, kind of disappointing, but...
Oh, I heard that.
Where are you?
Oh, you don't have a gun.
You're lucky my trigger discipline is legendary.
get up
down please this time continue with your mission
here's a go
such a good guided bag making it safe
moving and clear it many
let's go opening on the right
get out get out get down under these
I don't want to go to the police!
Police!
Police!
Come on out!
Come on out!
Get down!
Get down the ground!
Don't shoot!
Put your hands up!
Turn it up!
Do your hands up!
Provide support on me.
I can't get any out of here.
Someone's coming to get us, right?
Yeah.
Someone's coming to get us, right?
Yeah.
They're gonna get us all.
Get them out of the way.
Get them out of the way.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone's coming.
All right.
A judge.
A judge.
Wait, where's Blue Team at?
The nice station them here?
I'm just kidding, I know they're dead.
I know they're dead.
Well, at least I got Davis and...
...Norris.
Okay, now we gotta go in that shack, I think.
Dude, they covered the entire house in, like...
...tarp.
How the fuck did they do that? That shit must've taken forever.
They even made nice little ribbon right here. That's cool.
Okay, shall I play? I think you should.
A humigation tent?
How does someone...
even exist in a place like this without a mask?
of
the
only
I would not be a good SWAT cop.
I got nothing here.
Follow behind me.
What we got in here?
Keep it.
Hmm, yes.
I literally cannot tell what I'm looking at.
Alright guys, listen up. There's a guy shooting through the door, honestly.
Kinda power game, if you ask me.
Like a piece of shit.
Oh!
All right, listen up.
It's from the bone.
These guys just do cocaine even though they cook meth. What's the point?
Dory!
I
Like stick out
Move it clear the room
I
Progressing show
Confirming evidence secured
for all of my body parts are bugged out by all of them I mean just most of them
Okay, surely one of you brought a lockpick gun, yeah?
Now that isn't a limbic right there boys.
A limbic.
Is it a limbic or limbic?
Wait.
Roof time. Yeah.
You found Walter?
Dude, that's not...
This...
Surely is death, no?
Haunted.
I'm going to get you.
Hands up above your head.
Time for the big iron.
Where's my fucking team? Where is my team? Stay on me.
Thank you.
What's going up here?
You guys chill? I've only been shot like 30 times.
a
a
a
Oh, we've already been here we've been here we've been here we've been here. Okay now we go to that shed follow me fellows
Oh, we got the math tunnel still do you
Alright, we're gonna risk all civilians bring over to chaos. Easy-peasy.
Put your fucking hands up!
Police, get down!
You make arrested people crawl over trip lawyers. Maybe.
I wasn't I mean you can pick them up
What's over here another way
Nice wind chime
Okay, where the fuck?
It's up there.
Stop locking your doors.
Oh, here was the tunnel, alright.
Wait, no, this is a different entrance, isn't it?
Oh my god.
Fuck!
What the fuck?!
Why you scared, guys?
Move in!
Opening on the left.
Opening on the right.
Fuck!
What are you looking at, buddy?
Let's clear over here, boss.
Move in!
Fuck this!
Fuck you!
Let's go!
Captivate!
Why can I report? Why can't I...
Opening on the left.
Brother, I don't know where you are. Come back.
On me. I'm with you.
These guns, I haven't seen them. You're supposed to bag it still now.
Going in to cover.
Suspect on security.
Out of the ground now!
I'm making this safe.
You gotta land those!
You gotta land those, dude.
Gotta hit those.
Gotta hit those, dude.
use a shotgun and blow them to pieces is there dismemberment because we might
just go
he's not dead yes oh my god okay we'll play more tomorrow dude figure it out
I'll get rid of the the pussy 90 the double barrel sawed-off shotgun with a
the silencer set the set in dry kind thanks for subbing kitch on blade and
limiting rice pudding the pooping legend Jake and soap and officer nasty in line
and good ol' Freddy's so you guys