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Greetings
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Greetings, Shawn, thanks for the bits.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
Maxwell and any meow arcade mode, thanks for subbing Roger Hero.
Goose buddy, thanks for subbing Shorty, see you for the best foul wire and forever.
Pupin and Katie, thanks for subbing.
Maxples says I've been drafted.
Hey man, good luck.
GLD, GL.
Tiger Woods arrested again?
Dude, so unlucky this car keeps flipping while he's driving drunk, man.
What can you do, dude?
So unlucky man.
Hello that gay Goron.
You see the Yoshi aka Ice Frog has Hapu working on a deadlock risk of rain mode.
No.
That sounds cool though.
Tough out here for booze cruisers like you.
I don't drink and drive.
I'm cleaning me glasses.
Sorry I'm late, I had to poop.
Instead of poop maxing for seven hours today I decided to do it before stream.
had to poop. Instead of poop maxing for seven hours today, I decided to do it before stream.
I uh wrote, who here
voluntarily eats full peppercorns in their food?
That's just ass, right?
What would I do that?
I don't do it voluntarily.
make them in a burger with the air so much they
it
they had to recall it because so many people hate it
grainy or hold no whole peppercorns like the tiny little spheres.
Oh, yeah.
I did. I got some food today.
This motherfucker put.
I swear to God, there was 30 peppercorns in that bitch.
And it is food that not normally would have peppercorns
Old man yells a cloud I'm not yelling now I'm yelling
Did you know that black pepper isn't even peppers, it's a berry.
Pringles, thanks for seven.
Guess what, thanks for eight.
We can hear you yelling, do your scuff, Mike anyway.
Yeah, I gotta look at it.
I got some software recommended to me.
Hopefully it does not.
I don't think I don't think there's any solving that though. I think like mechanically it just kind of shuts down when you scream into it
Is there a spagnix or something?
He gets Markov a sub so he doesn't get
Pist in the robot uprising. I hate Markov. I hope there's a moment where it's me V Markov on the battlefield dude
Trees six for seven Cree your biases or something. I fucking hate that, but I hate that shit
I hope to God I have like an opportunity to straight up.
Bullet through the head, dude of his strawberry pie.
Yep.
You hardware not software.
Yeah, I know I'm not really expecting it to do too much, but.
I just get a different mic with a an actual
deck or whatever the fuck they're called.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
I hate.
Microphone.
Can I get a compressor too?
Sure, buddy.
I mean, I'm sure whatever deck I get will have a compressor on it, right?
Sure, champ.
Lord Fieri of Labor Town, this or something?
It will not.
Okay.
Then I will get a compressor.
That's not how it...
What?
Holy shit, it's Moon Moon of the Moon Moon Show.
Hello, everybody.
Hello, welcome in.
You guys wanna hear the bit that I prepared for today?
Yeah.
Hello.
That is not the correct, that is not the correct baseline.
That was not the right one.
Sounds like it was coming from your mic.
It was a YouTube video.
I'm looking for a very, I was looking for a very specific Seinfeld bass riff.
Not the one from the theme song.
Not this one.
I was looking for the one that plays
like between scene transitions, where it's just like it's like literally
like three seconds long, you know, Diago.
Jerick didn't think straight to one sub in Paco Dog.
If the.
Seinfeld sting.
Oh, I found it and it was forced like a log.
All right.
This is not that.
However, interesting name.
Tiger got to do I go fuck about Tiger Woods.
I even care.
Do this guy's got less hair than I do
Fuck Tiger Woods I
Watched the Chappelle show racial drafts video yesterday incidentally, so maybe I cursed him to get his DUI
for shizzle
For shizzle, I've always wanted to say this for shizzle
Are you really going to take that stuff?
Goodbye, fried rice.
Hello, fried chicken.
First shizzle.
I didn't know that, uh, I didn't know that Tiger Woods was a half Asian
or whatever, but Dave Chappelle did in 2004.
sure did. Now I was expecting one tier three sub to Saddam Hussein. Thank you. Thank you, dude.
Thank you. Thank you. Perchisel.
Thoughts on Trump adding his signature to our currency?
Okay. So you guys, you say shit like that and you're like, would you say it like that?
Like it sounds like it already happened. It does not happen. I don't think it did.
I don't think, I don't think so, but maybe I don't know, but I'm pretty sure like it
was news today so surely it hasn't already happened right
dude I I had money earlier I didn't see a signature on it it was pair of
six for seven gifting sorry check now I ain't got no money on me anymore slide
me some king it was $5 that's not even a gallon of gas dude. Tharp gun, thanks for
selling it. There's a bunch of bait. So I filled base jingles. Nice. Transition jingles
Those are their gold.
Play more?
What's the deal with Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?
David Arnold, Albert R. Broccolis Productions, all right, we got there, boys, would have
like some more, some more proper nouns, I think.
Dude, Heights are brother's birthday.
Happy birthday, you a brother.
My shirt is blind in the glass of no, dude
There was a the video I had a very tiny text had names on it for the casino Royale theme or whatever
And I was trying to read them desperately
Just beat my wife. Can I get a gig of pissed of hell?
That's not paugers.
I'm not going to welcome you to the jungle on that one, buddy.
Clarek, thanks for sub.
I don't know if I can welcome you to the jungle on that one, dude.
I
Just beat my wife's dick. Can I get a poggers go?
This is me thanks for seven
Dude, it's got to suck being like a teenager right now. Holy fuck. I read some shit about how
These motherfuckers cannot read they cannot type on a keyboard they cannot use a mouse
They cannot do a Google search. They cannot identify like aspects of like a browser, you
know what I mean? Like they don't know what an address bar is, I read, evidently.
Hey, I does it all, why would they need to know shit?
This is going to sound about every generation, by the way, you're falling for the same slop
that every boomer falls for.
So now that is a Redditor's take, and while that has been true in the past about generations,
For example, the one before mine, and then mine,
actually, I would say that ended with my generation
because the advent of modern computing
kind of changes the landscape a little bit
when you're talking about something like this.
But sure, buddy.
Sure, whatever you say.
If you consider for a moment, if you consider it like, I forgot what we were talking about,
I'm going to be honest.
Kids these days are stupid as hell, dude.
I'm going to teach my kid how to use a keyboard.
That's it.
That's it, man.
I'm going to be honest.
That's it man, I'm gonna be honest.
Dude, like saying it like,
saying about like someone who was born like 1980,
versus like someone born like 1970.
Dude, that whole like,
oh, each generation says that about the next one.
That's boomer stuff, dude.
That's actually boomer ganda, man.
That's boomer ganda, dude.
It has to be.
I saw an article talking about how Gen Z is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents.
Um, actually, actually, that is just something that has been said about every generation by the last one. So.
And then our wall baking at midnight.
that are called improved shit dude. I can't read. I low key cannot read. I'm actually
getting raised by your so dumb dude. Okay, tell you what, counting like nieces or nephews
because I know you probably don't have a kid.
Tell you what,
like if they're like five to like 10,
or man, you can even go further like 14,
put a laptop in front of them
and have them search like Google search
like a subject that isn't like service level.
to be like, be like,
and then see if that Nissan FU
is able to select the like the best result
from the fucking browser, dude.
No shit any kid wouldn't.
My kid would.
He would scroll past the AI suggestion.
He would select the proper link.
That means he's neurodivergent.
Oh, you're low key kind of neurodivergent, Unk.
You know what a hyperlink is, dude?
You know what an address bar is in your browser?
Kind of fucking weird, dude.
That's kind of weird.
The fuck is HTML? What is that?
HTTP colon slash slash type by hand hits different when I when I have to or when I used to be able to
show you two videos, I had to put HTTPS before the YouTube link for some fucking reason, dude. So I was type
I'm typing that. I'm typing that shit frequently, dude.
But you saw a cursive to you, Troglodyte.
I forgot how to write cursive.
Well, some cursive letters.
When was the last time you did a type racer?
It's been a while.
My I got a little wrist fatigue right now.
on my left wrist. What does the HTTPS stand for? Something something something protocol
S. I don't know actually don't know hypertext transfer protocol idiot you didn't know that
What does HTML stand for? Hypertext monkey liquor.
Markup language. Fake boomer. I'm not a boomer, dude.
I'm only 27. I've got alopecia.
And you guys are big, it's
First time chatter said no way lol
No way lol
Your head looks like one of European eggs that they keep the coating on.
I was going for a bit of an egg shape today with my hair, actually.
I
Don't even know why guys want me to shave my head because you can kind of like make out what it would look like if I had
No hair, you know what I mean?
Better dude, I swear to God, man. I I'm not falling for big bald dude. I'm not falling for big bald
You guys can't drag me down, dude, it's literally like
the guy who does heroin being like, dude,
you want to do heroin with me?
It's awesome.
And not sad.
And I kind of regret starting heroin, but I got to keep doing it now
because I'm addicted to heroin.
You know what I mean?
You're like,
where I had like some, I was like, I got no,
No shade for anyone who shaves their hair.
Okay.
Some shade for people who just wear a hat and so shaving their head.
Sorry.
It's either all or nothing, dude, all or nothing, man.
What's the point of the hat?
You can wear beanies.
I'm counting that as a hat.
You just wear hat wears hats because he likes them. Oh, okay. Oh
Oops
Three for the top of your head is fucking shiny it's over
Yeah, it's because I wash I put I put lotion on today dude all the way up here. I
Got face lotion on my head
Grease lotion no it's like moisturizer
How do you have peach fuzz in the middle of your dome
It's called erosion. It just hasn't fallen out yet.
Didn't grow back. It just hasn't died yet.
it. Dude, you can't just kill something that's dying. You know what I mean? Would you do this
to like your, your cancer grandma laying in a lane in the hospital? They're like, well,
stage three brain tumor.
Maybe we should just pull the plug grandma, you know what I mean?
Maybe we should fucking kill your ass.
I'm talking not even like injection like smother you in your sleep.
I'm going to bring a gun to the hospital.
Don't say that we he was a joke. It's a joke. I'm not going to leave my house apartment
You guys stolen Valorant Cancer patients man?
Would you prefer if I stolen Valorant Military Service members?
You know if you think about it, okay, when you guys get drafted in Stunt Iran,
If you watch my stream in Iran, I am technically providing a service to you, a member of the military, which actually kind of makes me a veteran of whatever operation you're on, Brett.
You know what I mean and actually there was a guy who drew moon to smug on a missile years ago years ago
So I'm technically already a veteran if you think about
So please thank me for my service is what I'm saying
I used to watch this from Afghanistan. You're already a veteran.
Thank me for my service. Thank me for my service.
service. How many kids do you think that killed? No, that was used to kill like every like
murderer, like rapist, like evil person. You know what I mean? Specifically, the president
actually like wrote me a letter and was like, listen, that missile that your subscriber
or drew that picture on?
That killed the most evil people who have ever lived.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
We shot Hitler?
Yes, dude.
Let's go.
Yo, don't do imagine you're doing fucking door-to-door combat somewhere in fucking Iran, dude.
Do you the four other dudes squad clear in a house guy behind you shoot somebody like
in the house to hear this guy go, yo, I fucking had shot that guy.
Yo, here with the zoomer.
Yo, chat.
Yo, chat, we're breaching right now, chat.
Lipid.
Grenade rolls to his feet.
Chat, am I, chat, am I cooked right now, chat?
The guy behind you.
He's one. He's one. He's one.
T.S. is chopped. What is the T.S. stand for? Someone tell me, dude.
This shit. Okay, we're learning.
We're learning. Playing Arc Raiders round right now with a guy who unironically said the word goop all the time. It was insane.
What can a goopa get a little goop man?
Halt.
Can a goopa get a little goop my slime?
Yes, I'm saying that you hate that word the vicular was banned
Oh, yeah, I don't like giving like airtime to like I mean this guy's
Like his shit is just making people mad. You know what I mean?
He's mentally ill. You guys are looking you're looking too deep. He is rage meeting people for money.
That is it dude.
Does it, does it matter if he has a mental illness or not?
Every time he goes live, he is trying to piss people off for engagement.
That's it.
That's it.
It's like, this is, this is an example.
It doesn't even necessarily apply to me because I never listened to him.
Okay.
Because I believe or not, actually too young.
Well, like Howard Stern, shock jack, right?
It's literally the same thing.
thing in the bottom of the barrel forbidden fruit.
Just absolutely.
The lowest below that you can you can like employ, I guess.
That's what I saw a clip of him unloading.
I've got was a Glock him and some other dude shooting into the water.
And he was like trying to like look cool while doing it, but he'll never like surpass the
The Greek guy and from the Olympics gives them talking about the winter Olympics or whatever
Massive fucking swag on that guy dude the Turkish guy Turkish guy
You will never have as much swag as that guy you cannot
Howard Stern had a quiff off on his show. That's what I'm saying
Like if you literally like there might be like a synopsis of so that Howard Stern analogy might not hit for some of you guys
Okay
This is what clavicular was trying to do by the way. This is the pose. Okay
But you just you don't hit it as hard as this guy ever bro anyway
The Howard Stern analogy might not hit super hard. Okay, but that Chadder raised a good point
There was an episode where he had people on and they had a quiff off.
What's a quiff?
It's where you make a fart noise with your vagina.
You know what I mean?
And that that is like.
You know, you could go down the catalog, brother.
I bet I bet he had two, two mentally deficient dwarves beating the fuck out of each other.
All I like play on list of Howard Stern episodes.
Let's see. Let's see.
We gotta we gotta get a oh this is like a tv show hold on
I don't want the tv show
Like if there was just like a list
Somewhere online with like a brief sentence synopsis of like what happened that episode
I swear to god the net like the correlation between
how low effort and fucked up that she was is kind of like the same as
going to the Everglades and shooting your gun into it to kill an alligator.
You know what I mean?
What would piss the most amount of people off, dude?
And the fucked up thing?
I'm talking about it.
And you guys know I don't go fuck about that shit.
You know, but like,
you got you got to stop treating people like that, like,
like, oh, he's mentally ill.
Oh, he's so fucked up now, dude.
He just wants just wants money.
He's just wants money.
Unless the mental illness you're going to say is this guy wants a lot of money.
Well, he's like a gluttonous or greedy or whatever.
Then you have not hit the nail on the head.
He's money maxing dude. He's biking your quarters all to money max bro
Can we get this emote for your late epic ready or not gameplay, what is this? What about Tiger Woods dy crash? I
Kind of wish he died if I'm being honest
It's not it's not his first DUI brothers hello
You cannot say that
He flipped his car and like a way appeared to be a residential neighborhood
I saw the picture it looked like a neighborhood how do you flip your car in a fucking neighborhood
where you were the maximum speed limit is like 25 there's a two lane highway that that's
still fucked up though right it's like when you're in a two lane highway you know you
You got cars coming at you like 60 MPH, okay 45 MPH, 70 MPH, whatever, um
That's nerve-wracking for anyone dude. What if he had slammed into a family of four or family five?
I'm not trying to like virtue signal or anything dude. You know what I mean?
But fuck this this is literally not his first DUI dude
I'm drunk driving in school zone typing this right now, and wait, this guy hit the way
that he was typing.
It was like phone typing.
So like the first letter was capitalized.
So it's possible that guys on this phone right now
do donuts in the freaking parking lot, dude.
Keep a chat bigger on screen please.
It's harder to read while driving.
That is Jerry Springer's stack to Howard Stern.
It's the same shit.
It's the same shit.
Just like farming outrage dude, that's it
Zimmy music's a little outrage farming dude
I know Crimson Desert isn't your kind of game, but I'm on a quest where I just killed like 50 dogs
The fuck you bitch I just capitalized you weren't even the guy who's coming I read
I'm not interested.
You have this ready or not, it's important.
Alex Jones TOC Voice Pack.
Yeah, I'll keep that I'll keep that I gotta log in the Nexus mods, dude.
I don't wish Tiger Woods would have died I just
I
Bro get it dudes of quadrillionaire man get a driver dog. Holy fuck dude
Dude's poppin Zany's and drinking fucking Arnold Palmer's dude. I mean like
Get a grip brother
He's also dating Trump's daughter. How do you guys know that?
These are see Trump's mom holy moly what a beauty
Well, I don't have a content folder
Do I have to make the content folder?
I'll do it.
Vile Disney villain woman.
Whoa!
Dude the instructions on this installation are so shit dude.
Do I unzip it?
I assume so.
Bad bad kitty, a bad bad kitty.
I unzipped it.
We'll see if that was the correct place.
Sometimes when you download mods dude they want it packed up in a zip for some reason.
Hey Google, do I need to unpack the Alex Jones TOC ReadyOr.mod into a content folder that
I've created in Steam apps.
Hmm, convenient.
No AI synopsis that time.
Was the question too difficult for you, Google?
FMV Slopper, Bugenics UB.
Dude, you guys think the FMV just spawns, bro?
You got it. I mean, it does just kind of spawn, but.
Not really any FMV games I want to play.
First of all, I pretty much auto skip anything from China.
We got baited with Joker's game on the surface
did not look like a Chinese FMV,
But secretly, it was a Chinese official credit deducted.
I'm glad we got beta because that's one of my favorite FMV games of all time.
How can the last one be tops?
I still think the greatest FMV game of all time was one of the first ones I ever played.
And it's a late shift.
2017.
Not Harvester.
Harvester's on FMV again.
It's an adventure again.
Well, let's see if the mod worked.
What the hell's the hell game?
I didn't like that one.
Calliante and Iki are objects for submit.
Can you shut the fuck up and play a game already?
Just cross-bending your non-talk show host.
Hey man, when's the last time you brushed your teeth, dog?
mod I add to support user-generated content, hold on
Enter your email address. I don't think I have to do this
Get a bad bad kitty! A bad bad kitty!
You absolutely have to do this. Why would I have to like sign up for like their weird internal mod system if I went to Nexus Mod and downloaded something?
and already installed it.
I don't freaking make sense.
Alright.
We need some affirmations.
I need a mirror I can stand in front of.
You're the king!
that's why you're the king me not that kind of work I can't get in front of
Fucking mirror dude, how am I supposed to...
Oh, it's finally a window.
There's always just someone in front of the window though.
It's so chill, man. Imagine being in the chill with your cop friends at the cop station,
dude. It's so awesome. Holy moly. Please recite the cop's prayer. All right, I got
What's a good uh what's a good cop song?
The cops themed? Way true.
Now join me as we recite the cops prayer.
Lord, give me the strength to escalate every encounter.
The ability to beat my wife and the courage to kill every dog.
Amen.
Insha'Allah.
Kirk Dangerleaks, you're so...
Well...
Me, when I tell the boys we're going back for the 20th time to the place that's been
the mail plays
I think I'm gonna resign
It's not really treating 33 subs to you very much, dude
Maybe we got on the team this time
Got floor as Gomez dude, who else can we get? I want to get another woo, so we have two woo
Oh, there dude, that's awesome third. Woo.
Holy shit, it's gonna run Riga's
Okay. Alrighty. Alrighty.
Dear God, please let the mod have worked. Dear God, please let the mod have worked. Dear God,
Dear God, please let the mod have worked.
Mr. Nameless, thanks for 7.
What mod?
You're gonna find out in 7 seconds, buddy.
What are you going to do when they come for you bad boys bad boys what are you going to do what are you going to do when they come for you.
Oh, I put it in the wrong content folder.
Err, my guys.
What are you going to do when they come for, I just have to drop the VOMod folder in.
Yeah. Let's do it.
Drop it.
Instructions are not hard old dumbass. I will admit
I miss reddit and I only went as deep as the first ready or not folder when I should have gone to the
the next ready or not folder which was also called ready or not
I know it's on you were talking about you used to jerk off a lot to Yoko okay I don't know what
you're talking about. Wait, did we still got the woos? Hey, why don't we fire some
of these guys? You're fired. Hmm, Taurus. We got Taurus and Flores and woo woo woo.
Why can't I get fire this guy?
Ten-year? Dude!
Tossed a cat, thanks for subbing. And honestly, you're taking tier three sub to african raindrop
Plus 25
I sure wish you'd wake up, but you sit there calling me stupid, an independent media person
that built the biggest independent media operation in the world that changed the whole
paradigm of my badass listeners, and you sit around and laugh at us, medical doctors
I just gave that to me. It's incredible. It helped my family. It helped me. It helped everybody.
And it's approved for humans for all sorts of viral stuff. But that murderer Fauci not want you to know.
Because he wants the planet for himself. And he wants you dead. Well guess what Fauci? We roll it over and die so easily. You little murdering man.
Let's do this. Anonymous, I think 200 subs. No one's ever done that. Take it away.
all teams
let's rock
let's switch
got an opening
well they're already shooting each other this I guess
Hey, come out and get down!
Stay calm.
Nothing. Check.
Leave it to us. Suggesting and casting in secure.
TOC to entry team!
Bloodsucker, parasite, arrogant, pseudo-intellectual, know-it-all, with your pseudo-intellectual hair and your pseudo-intellectual glasses and your pseudo-intellectual little chicken neck!
The threat is dead. We have a suspect down here. We need 10 ASAP.
TOC to high ground!
We're rolling over.
Mmm.
Let's go around.
There was a surprising amount of people in that first room.
down on your knees
you're under arrest
we're not gonna do nothing
on me move
right with you
drop your long speech
where's that weapons?
oh it's uh
go see the elements
look it up for yourself
what do you think tap water is
it's a gay bomb baby
You know what, you know Colorspray from D&D, this gun is kind of like that.
I
Wanted to save them guys
Are you still after
I got
I'm sorry.
Where is this bullet gun?
Shut up, Morty.
two
two
two
two
two
two
This is to see go on
This is to see
of
a
life
of
death
of
I don't know where my guys are going right now, they're not coming to me and I told them
to clear this room I think?
T.O.C. to entry team.
Oh, my God.
T.O.C. to entry team.
entry team oh man these memes are go
where's this guy
DOC reporting.
Yes, you can.
DOC to entry team.
This is really fun.
Let's have this knife fight for no reason.
Let's do this.
This is a really great idea.
Oh my god!
I'm moving.
They're down.
TOC to entry team!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm moving!
Ha ha ha!
TOC to high ground!
Got it, man.
Moving to the room.
Get them up.
I'm staying here.
of
the
one of the
This is bait for sure, right?
Sorry man, close your eyes.
I'm pretty sure there's a guy on the other side of that door right there.
Oh my god
Maybe we should get up there first actually
of
I'm so fucking sorry, bro.
Move to the sound of my move to my room.
I'm going.
Shit.
Check out what's up.
Evident security.
I
It's all shown here
How many wreck blue bullets do I have really 14
This is to see
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She did say make me
To see to entry T and the establishment says
Hmm, what do they mean by that?
Is it a mod? No, no, no.
That's a big fucking canister, dude.
I'm going to go over and try tonight, because you boss me around.
So I'm running through the 22 subs. Dude!
Every time I've hit someone with that gun or a blotch, I'm telling you, if I'm close enough to them and I told them to drop their gun, they're like, have dropped it every time.
Every time.
When I take your gun out?
I didn't... dude, I didn't think you would shoot me, man, if I'm being honest.
Let's get the beanbag shotgun. That shit sucks dick.
Yeah, we're gonna battle rifle. Good idea.
We lost some good woos that mission.
So I run to you very much. Anonymous is really 200 subs.
Holy guacamole.
Wow. Maybe we should have a mafia thong.
What do you think buddy 6.5 creed more what the fuck?
They're all only 20 capacity which one's the coolest battle rifle
Pause all the extra stuff RTWC is new okay
Bring it the one to four times scope probably that one's probably sweet
Uh, suppressed?
Sure.
Combat grip.
Yield a laser pointer.
Canted offset sights.
No thanks.
Okay.
Okay. Now let's see what does Bae look like. I'm not lemur, thanks for sub it. And Praktora
and Haney and Quazzle, thanks for 7.
I wonder how we, uh,
change our scope distance.
I got a one.
Hmm.
A four.
Oh, it's one or four.
Oh, fuck.
Also, this is silence.
Do I have to zero this shit?
What is happening?
overbore was I mean
some meant for that distance
So, at long distance, it'll be fine though, right?
Interesting.
I really like how this sounds.
That's why you need canted.
Okay.
Your scope has irons on top.
What did this canted thing change?
Oh.
Wait what?
Wait, what? How do I...
I have to switch to it. What, how? P?
Oooooooh...
into the side sight so how do I actually use it though
Oh. Oh. Oh. It's so kind of hard.
it's like hmm can you change zero in this game I don't know game center mass it
It doesn't matter. Yeah, but I'm aiming at the head because I hate criminals.
Alright.
Let's see him hide amongst the packages now. I've got increased visibility, dude.
The bullet comes out of the barrels, so if you assume it is flying essentially straight
out of the barrel, the bullet will be two-ish inches from the side.
Yeah, below it, right?
The
globalists have found a foothold in this area.
Clear them out!
why are you chasing us?
No, I'm not.
Police!
Get down!
Police!
Take it away from me!
Let's get those hands hands up, jump through these!
I got nothing to loose!
Get your hands up!
I need to hurry!
Go for the downing process, you do.
Police, hands in the air!
Keep your hands up and get down!
Fucking hell!
I'm chasing you!
Police, the handgun is under-covered from deep enough.
Hands up now!
Drop your hands!
I got my hands up!
I got my hands up!
The fuck you doing?
I got my hands up!
The fuck you doing?
I got my hands up!
I got my hands up!
The fuck you doing?
Fuck you!
I got my hands up!
You're under arrest.
This is TOC.
You're such idiots.
idiots.
TOC to entry team.
TOC to entry team.
TOC to element.
This is really fun.
Let's have this knife fight for no reason. Let's let's do this. This is a really great idea
Secure
All right.
We hear you.
Come on.
Come on.
We're gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.
Good to go.
All right, it's Alex Jones here.
How are you doing? Would you like rice?
Oh, you could do...
Oh, thank you.
Thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank.
All right, Alex.
That's a little racist.
What the?
Get down on your knees!
Hands up!
Get down on your knees!
Get down on your knees!
To see the elements your problem you jackass
You see the high ground
Yeah
No one arrested you?
Get down now!
Kill me, bitch!
Okay.
Head to the door, man!
Head to the door, man!
Do it now!
Tell me what you got down there now!
We need to talk.
Suspect is breathing, but unconscious.
TOC to entry team!
Civilian Epicure.
This is TOC!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Thought that was funny big man
of
the
move
and
You dead?
Enter and clear.
DOC reporting.
You dead?
I'll get it.
Nah, he not dead.
He ain't capped.
TOC to high ground!
This is TOC.
of
this are you that's
the
I've done it. Stay on me on your side.
Come on now.
Your hand goes flat. Put your hands behind your feet.
All right.
Hands on your shoulder.
Suspect is building the main force.
Don't move.
TOC to entry team.
I saw you bitch ain't no one's safe now
Hello?
Okay, okay, this is going too long here.
Bro, if I shoot you in the elbow, I expect a reaction, man.
You didn't hit him?
Dude, no fucking way.
Why didn't you just wallbang?
Bro, this part of this guy's chest was sticking out, which I also shot, by the way. Nothing happened.
Uh, Merity Facts, thanks for subbing. Remember your bullets dropped. Alright buddy. Thank you for the help.
Officer, please call the bus.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Thank you.
Allied, thanks for subbing for 54 months, dude.
You know there's more maps after this at Moon Moon?
Oh, you guys do the thing where you try to make me mad.
You can't make me mad.
I did see some attractive women and people, but I could tell the women, and I must say
this is a brag, were attracted to me when I was almost embarrassed.
I'm not bad looking.
They were just like they were in a trance or something.
Real story
To see the elements no one's so full I
Hi, it's Alex Jones here. Nowadays, if they landed in troops ships wearing peak uniforms,
they're like, ooh, training, training, training. Literally, they're only just knee-on-go.
And just, here are our children. It was politically correct. Don't be racist.
Shooting everybody.
install that i honestly did not hear what he said
i'm over here trying to make sure i don't get my brains blown out
is it the friggin team slobber on the example
I got a good run you know so I'm not going to restart
this is TOC but I mean pissing on Hollywood is a luxury I gotta be a hustler
If he drops it again, we'll hit it with a hot alt-fuel.
And do an ASAP.
Make sure you get the gun too full.
TLC to entry team!
Bill Gates, I threw that little chicken back.
You know how he walks?
Like, ah-ha-ha!
Look at the Monarch held.
Hey, Bill Gates!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
I see you.
I'm going to get an unauthorized force for shooting that guy while he was on the wares.
Where's that guy looking?
Where's that guy looking?
TOC to entry team!
Gonna bring these people to justice and you know what I mean!
You know what I mean!
Got them all in this tunnel.
Where's he mean?
and my boys they shoot at this guy right now hello
I just out
Need to talk we got weapons here actually secure
Move to my front
Talk down. This is to see I probably shouldn't turn them so much
DOC the element!
DOC the element!
DOC the element!
DOC the element!
I sprinted at me dude.
Me while I'm zoomed in times four dude.
Me while I'm zoomed in times four dude.
Me while I'm zoomed in times four dude.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I think like halfway through this mission, like when we're going to start clearing that, we've got to bust out the shield dude.
shield dude. The mod's too fucking loud anyway. I would have got tired of that shit. Hell
a quick let us see here there are 110 to see mods on nexus okay do you mind posting the
list please?
J-O-I-T-O-C?
Hmm.
This is a walk faster mod. That's cheating.
Where's this YouTube link?
It's Borpo Spin. Nice, nice.
How do you sort it by a to see mods you just search?
British to see blue archive to see hi hiya say Yuka VO mod
Who dad
So this game recently received an update, so I'm not sure all of these work
Danzel's Dispatch Femboy TOC
Gargora TOC
I want the Gargro one.
Br-br-br-br-br-br-b-b-d-b-b-d-b-d-b-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d.
Stewie Griffin, now!
I uploaded it four years ago, though.
Man.
Will it work?
The way I got one.
Replaces TOC rules of engagement violation lines.
Is that what it a year ago? You think it'll work?
This mod replaces the TST ROE violation lines with words of encouragement from macho man
Randy Savage.
Because everyone makes mistakes in the field.
Um, I'm not sure where to install it.
He'll always be a death claw out of me.
Does that fall out of 4 mod?
Creep of the crop? Yeah. Yeah.
Now there's something I want to talk to you about. Yeah.
Let's get something straight. Yeah.
I can't do it right now. Yeah. Now listen here. Yeah. Yeah.
That was a booger tape.
Dude, I had like one day where I did like a flawless macho man impression.
I just can't find it again, dude.
Dig it!
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I did-
I don't know what to do.
Uuugh!
Yeah!
Yeeeaaah!
I'm gonna try to find my two-way or whatever.
I'm gonna try to find my two-way or whatever.
I'm gonna try to find my two-way or whatever.
I'm gonna try to find my two-way or whatever.
Dig it, dude.
Shame... shame that Roids took em away from us, boys.
Oh, I'm gonna bring back one second.
It's about...
you
you
I
Think it's sounding good here
Damn close
Welcome brother to the sands
I
I don't want to retire, my job's awesome dude.
I love talking to people, I love playing video games.
Most of you are alright dude.
You know, I have the best job in the world and that is proven.
That is proven.
Okay.
That is proven.
Because the wealthiest man in the world
pretended to do what I do for a living.
Anything.
Well then, let's make a decision!
Oh
It's your party
Don't stop, you just don't mind
You know it's your party tonight
I'm supposed to get hype about that?
Oh my god
Grown-ass man playing Wow. Yeah, my life is hot guys. I'm probably gonna get
No, I mean
Man fuck off after you know
First, we must analyze the true definition of fun.
We must analyze the bleeding edge.
The cutting edge, stylistic graphics, the somehow high skill cap,
but responsive controls, the show don't tell story.
That just resonates in every corner of the zones that we're able to traverse
The cool boss fights
The satisfying ending of course we're talking about pizza tower the 2023 game of the fucking year, baby
Not ff 16
Oh
OOOOOOOH FUCK!
BEEP BEEP PIZZA BABY!
Miyazaki from his throne said no, no solo invasions.
The host must feel like a hero.
The odds of an invader should be low.
He should feel the triumph of victory over this invader.
It must be a 2v1.
That's the only way to balance it.
And only then did the earliest rumblings of Billy's souls begin to stir, and then he said,
No!
I won't improve the netcode!
No!
Brando disconnects!
A katana that shoots laser beams!
Gravity spells that pull you in, even though you're fucking ruling!
Second in the past hit detection no matter where you're standing
Impossible to predict Harry's you don't react to the move because it's so fucking laggy you just guess
And like he was bursting from an egg the embryo shat like a layer of skin he crawled out and said no
I refuse
I refuse!
You do realize we might not make it back alive, right?
What was blood screaming about?
I got nothing to live for, dog.
Yeah.
You got groomed?
Yeah, I can only let from the start.
Sex assaulted?
I'm a child experiment.
I killed innocent people literally no reason to live keep diving the base
shouldn't be far I can never be free you're probably planning on killing me at
some point
I don't have to work a real job you know my news resolution is never take
I know, but I was late today, but I had to poop.
I'm sure you guys understand that.
Bucca BF and Blood Asp and Leo and Caddna Lurks and Philothorne and Gagans and Romy.
Thanks for 7.
Can you move your cam to the right so we can see HP?
Yeah.
Yeah, it doesn't...
It's not the most informative HUD.
Sometimes limbs...
...be like, yeah, we're red now.
But what does it mean?
What doth it mean, fella?
We got a...
Oh yeah.
We're going to change our sidearm.
Which one's the Glock?
Oh, this is the one that shoots auto.
Yippee!
We don't need a scope, laser pointer, uh, do this.
Okay, now...
I think we're just gonna go for the clear.
I don't really care about saving anyone.
Whizgaxx for sub.
lost our... oh no we got a woo left. I got a therapy, bitch.
Let's get another Torres. We got two Torres.
I see a lot of Perez. I'm looking for dupes. Yes, see? Perez, Perez.
Rodriguez. Alright, we got two Rodriguez, two Perez, two Torres. One woo. We need
another woofella officer Peterson this game's kind of hard man on God
it's not mmm
It's almost like a real job. Please stop slurring in my twitch chat.
DOC reporting! Oh, let's watch all this!
Fucker man. Did I not delete you bitch?
Hold as possible I didn't actually do it
you know they're really pretty fast up see very much
I installed the virus mod me when I install the Bitcoin mining to see mod
Wait the two pay boys
Looks pretty good dude
Yo, she's I on a new Mario movie dude. They got fucking star Fox dude
They got fucking star Fox dude
the MCU dude wait NCU Nintendo Cinematic Universe bro
Florida Van Dix for seven me when I suggest to my to my friends at the
smash local that we should all go to watch the fucking new Mario movie dude
No
Confused hurricane thanks for seven you need to imagine the smell I brought the odor
I
Make me puto entry team. This is talk excellent work. Don't stop now
Talk to element trailers at root.
Hi.
I'm going to need to arrest you.
Can I have your hands up?
I got him.
Make him secure.
Don't worry, we're with the police.
Oh, I'm feel so safe now.
Come in Redhawk.
I'm going to team the talk.
Talk to engine.
Trailer's at root.
I
Trailers ready
Me when I've got a
Heh. The 20 round cannon.
I'm here to bring the peace.
Brother.
I got no clue where this dude went.
on the way
Where did the first two bullets I shot at like that go?
Where did they go dude?
over dude I aimed right here like below the neck for the first shot that should have hit him at least
stop the cap
stop the cap zero your sights maybe I don't think you can brother
Have you considered maybe loading your own ammunition so that you can be sure that they actually
Work properly when you shoot them from your gun
Samuel, thanks for something
Co-operate move in remember your use of force and secure the area
Here you are, buddy
He's so sweaty.
Did we get this guy out of here?
Yeah.
All in.
I'm shaping the door. Nice.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death
I got like a muscle cramp, but it's like, I don't know how to describe this.
It's like, like three inches below my wrist.
It feels like I've been working out my, uh, my arm.
Carpal tunnel?
No, dude, no, man.
I only feel it when I'm rubbing my arm.
Give me a real cop and just shoot them.
It's so hard to resist hitting them with the flash bongo, dude.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Hey, Ad Moonman, Loki, go around to a different entrance, try opening up your ass as well. Got you.
As always, advice, welcome, and heated.
Thank you.
Element, it's time to leave.
Suspect is taking refuge in the area and are refusing to cooperate.
Move in, remember your ROE, and secure the area.
Move! Move! Move!
No, but it is.
Stop resisting.
I
Talk to a team notifying trail hey
Hey stop resisting
Where's my team
I think they're crazy around but I
Leave this talk proceed with mission
Maybe this is why they follow through here
Hey, what up, where's everyone else man?
Okay
You good tomorrow
This is talk trailers ready
Hmm
Wait, let the rope in for others
No one comes out here and I mean
You're back.
We're straining.
Going.
Get down!
Put your hands up!
NOW!
Come off the gun!
Drop the hat!
Get down!
NOW!
Get down and put your hands on it!
Hands in the air!
What the fuck?!
Fuck you!
All right.
Secure him.
Get him out of here!
Get him out of here!
Keep your hands up!
Energy must stop.
Sanctum.
Arrest him.
Hey!
Go shoot!
Would that be in jail, bitch?
You got the gun?
Me when I tell my four heavily armed stormtroopers to arrest that guy, I think I'll just stand
right next to you and do nothing, lol.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Fuck you!
You good?
Move back!
I've got a gun.
Move over there.
We're shooting them.
Suspect down.
Wounded.
Dark here.
Clean out.
We'll take them out.
Yes.
Stand out in the open.
Please.
Don't go.
Why?
Where are you, bitch?
This guy got X-ray vision?
of
the
death of
death
of
Thank you.
Stay on me.
of
a
half
of
whoops
I
Stick out
Okay, fuck it sir
I don't think I hit that guy, I think my teammate did.
of
the
of
the
Never mind that was my team
I can't believe that flash made them hit him
of
I don't think I could uh... I've killed someone through that window, but I don't think I
I think I can hit that guy.
Some idea, babe. Thanks for subbing us, Neem.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Leader of men? I am a leader of men. I am a leader of men. I am a leader of men. I am a leader of men.
I'm not sure how much the scope is helping us, if I'm being honest.
Actually, I don't know if I would have seen that guy without the scope.
Let's try...
A different one.
This is one to twelve.
Twelve to see into their souls.
Oh, this is kind of clean.
Okay, stand up though.
of
this the mission is just gonna take that long to clear moon IDK I died 700 plus
times to one boss in Elden Ring okay it took me dozens of hours you understand
this shit is nothing to me man
I got like this
Some of them are like the dark shape.
Or did we hit that?
Bro, this gun sucks, man.
I hate you.
I hate this shit.
He's a normal ass AR.
Yeah, I wonder if there's any of that, like I can at least put like a two time
scope on Shirley, right?
Maybe not.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
MK this.
Oh, here we go.
Look at that.
We'll do one of four still I think
Suppressor laser combat grip wave combat grip
Sure sure
Logitech's first sub, the 12 times of the Raylare 1x dot on top.
so many scope bro what is up with like the dark in the scope here
it's just the same it's just the same
I'm not gonna kill you.
Whatever.
Stop fucking breathing at me, my.
Don't even kill my.
My stick.
Litters?
They'll never know it was me.
Wait who we got?
Good enough.
Pashed Potato, thanks for 7
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
The target of the scope is the inside wall of the scope.
Dude shut up, Gweeb.
That's, that's gun-weeb by the way.
Gweeb?
Mr. Dono, all thanks for 7?
three
to
three
three
three
three
What?
Thank you.
Welcome to a raid.
Wait.
Open for death.
To the joint clear.
In position.
I don't need move.
Man, I heard a guy.
I'm not in here.
Shut your mouth, you now.
Great work.
Keep going.
I don't have shit on me, so I'm coming to the next one.
It's me.
Oh, yeah!
I think they're still...
...persevering mission.
I got caught.
All good. Thanks.
We got two dead guys.
This place has been running for 35 years.
He used to be a storage for the airport until it got me.
That's me!
Leave the car.
Suspect is breathing out of conscious.
Enter J.M.L.S.T.O.C.
Clean house and we'll take them out.
Billy, no!
Where was that?
Chris, no!
Talk to lead.
What the fuck was that guy doing there, did he hide in the corner while we had a World
War II style shootout directly next to him?
What the fuck was that guy doing there dude?
That's what you would do.
You wouldn't try to help your boys kill some cops, dude.
Clickbonski and Pathologic, thanks for subbing guards, but thanks for putting up, Doug Amble.
I'm gonna go for the scope.
Very good.
Very good.
What gun though?
Excuse me.
Trying Elvarr?
Ah yes, Lavarr.
Uh, we're gonna go...
What the fuck is that?
What day, Hailey?
I don't need that.
Maybe I do.
There's a WM light.
Mark Sonic, thanks for selling it.
Dude, so many cops quit when they joined our force.
I just wish they were a little more patient with me. Be patient with me, I'm slow.
I like this one.
Me like this scope Clarence Smith
God bless you Clarence God bless America
ee-haw! ee-haw!
Marksonic, thanks for sub-
good paragraph of advice in chat. Clarence Smith was in the files. Oh, shit.
Alright, we don't fuck with Clarence Smith, guys.
aww poop
this go awesome dude
no clutter? just dot?
Get down
Have I get did my guys not reach because the door was locked why wouldn't they automatically try to unlock
I'm not going to let you go.
Please, please, just get back here.
Get out of here!
No, P.P. brought me!
Where'd you fucking get me, sir?
Okay, my hands are up.
Move in and head down.
We're not here for a moment.
I'm going to get you out of here.
It's not.
This is talk.
Continue mission.
Where are they, bro?
They walked all the way around.
Get on the ground now!
They walked all the way around.
I guess we should be telling them to breach with kick.
I'm going to kill you.
Police! Get down!
I'm going to get you down.
Doc reporting. Notifying Mort.
Look at that blood splatter.
Hands on your head! Move!
Secure the body of the gun.
of
damn certified
I don't know what we got
go, go, go
go turn around
I'm moving.
I'm moving.
I'm moving
My cover oh my
All in
Good thing I miss
Notifying trailers that's a billion. No
You're down talk reporting proceed with mission arrest them
Rest in peace for us
I'm getting
I'll get it good to go
Cover this area no no no no move in and clear it
It's a healing mission!
Dude, he's shooting through there!
That's insane!
Enter came at home
No, that's not what I would have did no that's not what I would have did
We're a visual things for someone that's not what I would have it eats chips
That's all of enter girls with my back toward the blind spot
there was a guy shouting at us from further in the room that we were in for
behind me and I got shot when I was looking in the room that I entered so
once I was around the corner there's another guy with a shield on my team I'm
gonna tell you what I told the other chatter oops yesterday I wish your
mother it's swallow you Admiral P. D. A. from so to retread the tutorial at
Moonman now say the call of duty thing
Uh, now say the difficulty lowering thing, too.
Oh, you guys, you're so funny.
of
the
fact that they can read the area and are using a lot more than
a member of our own and secure the area
three
of
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
Don't worry, these companies I know are in the outskirts of the country, stay on me, I'm not fucking with you.
I'm gonna get you out of here, you're a real badass.
Yeah, yeah, you're a real badass.
Keep your hands up!
I'm sorry, I was just practicing my lines on the door.
They didn't move and flashed in there really.
Why do they do this shit? What's happening? You gonna do the flash?
move in
don't arrest everyone here, right?
you dumb bitch
if I support on me
move in and clear the line
on me, move
open the door, clear it
move in and clear it
I
Mean
I
Will fucking kill you I will fucking kill you
Are you kidding me?
Tom, sir, we need to move in and clear the room.
I'm good to go after Leed. We're ready.
Move in and clear.
Roger that.
On my six.
I got you.
Hands up!
Put your hands up!
Don't move!
Get down and don't move!
Get down and put your hands up!
Get down and put your hands up!
Get down and don't move!
Don't move!
Get down and don't move!
I
Brother who are you
Oh
Oops
Yeah
Move in, clear the room. Moving into place.
We need to talk. Got a tough guy coming.
Element, this is Stark. Notifying medical.
Going in!
Until you see him. Get up, we've got a civilian down.
Talk to the lead. We're on the east side.
Come on, we got him!
Stark, notifying them.
One of my bullets, girl.
And we packed this dude out.
Into that guy.
I think we're gonna land the headshot with this guy, if I'm being honest.
Use your tools on that lock.
It's me, the police!
Freeze!
You're not serious, right?
That was the talk. Civilian captain, bring the trailers.
Talk to us, your team. Trailer's out coming.
Ignorant.
I'm going!
of
the
death of
death of
death
I got it.
I got it.
I'm going to be going up behind you.
Behind you.
Red team.
I just want I just want to tell them to move
not clear what I want them I want
Oh my god, it's counting as like a threshold.
I got no freaking clue.
I got no friggin clue.
Or I can't select- oh my god, it wouldn't let me select Blue Team, that was weird.
Fine, just clear it, just clear it.
Let me teach the teeth that I've taught you!
Why did I work here?
Civilians have been taken hostage.
The suspect has taken civilians prisoner.
I can't see what I'm looking at.
Leave this talk. The suspect has taken civilians prisoner.
I had to scroll down.
This should get me killed at once.
The other reminds me of a terrorist hunt at Rainbow Six, dude.
No narcissistics for something Cooley draws in for something.
I got tilted because of the fucking normally you can scroll up to swap between your teams
and it wasn't moving.
I had to like scroll down to fix it.
Mama Mia.
At movement you should lower the difficulty.
hold on checking your other comments right now you should retry the tutorial
all right go one more if you can't swim one more time you're out buddy yeah
about the elbow drop your ass old style
Tell him I want to express it.
Maybe try zeroing the weapon.
Enter team, this is Todd.
Suspect have a foothold in this area and they're refusing to cooperate.
Enter team, you are go to move and clear.
Taking you down.
Oh, megalo.
Let's go!
Oh, opening on the left, dropping a light.
Both of them are divided.
Who the hell?
Drop the weapon and get down.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Objective.
Do not aim like it would.
That guy's gun is close enough to be in my mouth.
My gun not close enough to hit him.
Got it?
Understood?
Fabranic succubus six first of it
Understood we got two cops dude. All right, we get to rebuild our team. This is awesome. It's gonna wong
Let's get a Kim
It's gonna leave
It's gonna leave
The Chen
It's gonna a Torres classic Lee
Uh, Garcia.
Very good, buddy. Very good.
This is racist IDKY?
Well, I was picking only Asian guys.
Is that racist?
Mackay, thanks for subbing.
Yeah? Wait, why?
I understand. Explain.
That one's all the Clarks? Oh, they died or quit?
We've sent many cops into the meat grinder. Many cops. You know what I need?
I think I need some music.
Hold on.
Talk to lead. Negotiations have failed and suspects have dug in. Entry team, go and ready.
Dude, a punk steam! Yes!
Red team, moving clear.
Let's go!
Drop the weapon, niggas open!
Run it down!
Freeze!
Jacking, evidence is cured.
Move to your handcuffs.
I'll hit it!
Get down!
I got it!
We need to retreat for now.
Bill, you're ready to go.
Long use.
We're talking to you, entry team.
Get down on your knees!
Okay.
Get out there, buddy.
I'm falling behind you.
Who did that shoot?
On my six.
Hope to uncover the area.
Provide cover.
I
Talk to element proceed with mission
Restrain them
Just stop making mistakes. Evidence, do it the wrong way.
Move in and clear. On me.
Right with you.
Now I can move.
At your team, this is Tom. Notifying down.
move to my front on the way down in the ground now get on the freaking ground stay on me
Elatrin, hands up!
Fall in!
Provide support!
Secure him!
Confirmation!
Hands up! Above your head!
Elatrin, don't move!
Don't shoot!
You're being asked to monitor. Remember your use of force.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
on you
on guys
put your hands up
Alex, move
put your hands up
I hate this fucking angle dude, it's so bad.
Please, don't move!
Get the fuck out of my way! Please, end of the air!
Don't touch down! You need a gun!
Don't do it now!
Like dick-out!
Rip down!
got him! got him!
my light's broke
now we got cops
I'm with you.
Hmm, do we send him in person or will we be hero, a leader of men?
a hero, a leader of men.
Did not want to reload and I'm not bleeding out.
What are you so mad about, dude? I saved you.
Almost time for the hard part, fellas.
The meat grinder.
Let's go.
Please stop.
If anything, don't go on my order.
Talk reporting.
Trailer is incoming.
Proceed with caution.
LSD!
Get out!
Get out!
Well, what's your hands up on?
How do you get it?
Go!
Just being win now.
of
what are you doing
Save it.
Can't bag that.
I'll let it with us.
Get down!
I want to see them!
I'm talking to the board.
Car understanding, my.
Go ahead, son.
That's a common security.
I'll meet you...
...behind you.
Oh, he's not...
Come right down!
I'm ready for the ride.
Take it down, bang the room.
Ready.
Hands up!
Drop to your knees!
Ready to knock.
enough
he just did some jutsus
the suspect is taking hostages
dark air, civilians have been taken hostage
Enter James, this is Tommy. Mission failed.
General units on route to assume command.
I was a trophy in the bathroom around that corner to the right.
I wanted to go over there and save the civilian.
I...
Learn to pie corners?
I
Do this guy waited 11 minutes for me to die to type some shit at me that does not make any fucking sense
This guy actually had a pre types to enter when he knew I would be looking out the chat
Blue it
Did it work? Yeah, it worked, but now I'm questioning, like, did he read it when he typed it? How
did he type it? Was it like voice to text? Is he illiterate? Should I be concerned?
Yeah, the music is really...
Please, Mr. Doc. Suspects and fingerprints in the area are refusing to cooperate.
Move in. Remember your army in the security area.
Go ahead.
Stay put. Come on, what are you doing?
Please get down. Come on, now!
You failed.
Dude, if I didn't have to sit there for five minutes after every attempt at it would be so much more fucking fallow
Will be more my bullets where'd they go?
Why is there no way to skip this why is there no way to skip this?
Bro like I understand making me watch the fucking like hey here all the cops the
equipped screen sure whatever dude I get that but like dude I don't mean it's
20 seconds in the game bro what the fuck just happened
hey how was that I slapped by a ghost
I want some bad advice would you like that?
Can you guys try saying something funny instead?
And then like I can say something funny back?
No?
I got you.
Baba Buik.
Remember your ROA and secure the area, Alk.
Let's go!
Got an opening here.
Every day of this time, proceed with your mission.
I'll get them ready. Checking the area.
It sure fucking is.
Cops on red warning trailers inbound
What if they had to reload?
All righty.
Where'd this bitch go?
Where'd this bitch go?
Shut up.
Stop yelling.
Move it!
Down to the ground! Move!
Hands up! Give me the gun that you need!
Gun that you need!
Don't let me down!
That's a ride, boys.
Another nuke down.
No! Hands on your head! Do it now!
I'll pull the hole!
We're gonna get you!
Leading the stream.
There's nothing down here.
Need some...
Is that...
Elements, this is not...
BMTs and trailers are standing by.
I'm bored.
Cover this area.
Provide support.
Hey, cool down boys.
That was me, boys.
We got places to be.
We're going to try this again.
Surely nothing bad will happen.
I can't really tell that's a guy or not. I don't think so.
Who's the targeting?
guys the shots are really good
I got cuffs. I'm dying.
The villain is incapacitated. Doctor Elmeth, make them stable and proceed with Misha.
I'm securing.
How come they didn't wrap these guys up?
I got
Tie them down
The strength
all zipped up all zipped up
the sky's not dead
I
That's that constant security.
Ready to knock.
Where?
To the bank.
here.
Everything will talk, back it up.
Talk here.
Forensics notified.
Dude, where the fuck are you man?
Don't care.
Don't care
Brother
right
well that's too death i did one being that guy that was cool
this is talk continue with your mission
Take out that door and clear the way out.
Splash, splash, and I'm taking a bath.
oh
Remember nowhere it's safe
Objective failed federal is coming to take over
Doc to entry team dag waving
No, we're safe remember that are you trying to own me like I what?
Stop shooting the fed so they help you. Hmm. Okay. That's a good idea
You're already getting owned I feel like I did everything I got there
except except this right here okay instantly shoot him in the head like
literally the only thing I did wrong there was not instantly shoot that guy in
the head hip fire over my tap shield dude that's the only thing that went wrong
we peeked the corner we saw him we found him we took a shot we had our shield up
We he turned around 180 shot me in the head in less than one second through my shield
Through my shield
Hi, yeah, yeah
Hi, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You think my squad bait killed me?
It's possible, but I don't think so.
Suspect reaction time on hard is 50ms by the way.
Yeah, you guys know how fucking fast that is right.
Move and talk to Lee.
Negotiation to fail and suspect and dug in.
Entry team, go when ready.
Not as fast as me.
Sure, buddy.
of
all of the
Red move in and clear it acknowledge move in and clear it
Provide support got your back. I think they killed a guy out here
Close up and cover
Elements this is stock notifying trailers
No, no, no.
Red team, stack up.
Blue team, coming back.
Wait!
Don't move!
Don't move!
Don't move!
Stay going up.
Now, move!
We have to go to the other side.
I'm going to get a trans car.
Open the door.
Open the door.
Open the door.
Open the door.
Open the door.
I'll just kill the hostage.
I'll kill the hostage.
I'll kill the hostage.
Oh, no!
Police!
On my six!
What are you doing?
You're a ghost!
You're my brother.
Ghost, okay.
Where do we think these fellas are?
I feel like I've been so far away from someone to splash someone to drop their weapon and
they just like drop it I feel like in that situation I'm aoe telling me to
drop their shit
the shell seems not worth it it's okay it's okay
does the mission fail the Western dude dies no no no
I'd like to see the rest of the missions. Can you move on already?
Bleach.
Markiplier, save for something. 69. Ha ha ha. Thank you.
Hmm, how's the poop stack going? I pooped before stream.
So I got no stack currently. So good.
Yeah, I'm not like the super biggest fan of the shield it's just like for that last part
Where we go through mid
When we're running it down mid
I
Swear those other guys
I will say I feel like this mission in general has made me like so much better
This shit is fucked up
You're not here for you.
Basker Lakes or something? I like, uh...
You can just leave me here, please.
Darker.
Yes, sir.
I should have helped this.
What are they doing?
I like when shit is hard.
The shit is hard.
Is it unfairly hard?
Maybe a little bit.
But there's things I could be doing differently
that I don't want to do.
Get down now!
I'm not with them, I swear to God!
Don't move, stay put!
Let's go!
Rooks only makes you jump!
Thank you for your service, he says. You're welcome.
Dalmatians, talk. Stand them our way.
You are welcome!
This mission is piss-easy compared to the in-game missions.
I'm guessing you played those?
They want to see that.
That's what I'm doing now.
I'm moving.
Stay calm.
No, I watched a deer let's go.
Dr. Lee, trailer standing by.
My car.
You're too impatient. It's killing you every time.
That's no stupid.
I don't want to die.
of
of the
way
of
the
of
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
of
Woohoo!
I can't remember what company I have to...
Kill the Federal Agent?
No, he's a guy
It's pretty hard to kill a guy that we're sure gonna shoot him in the head
That's rad boys.
Dude, I think I killed that guy, I think I see
blood.
And then I started blasting.
I'm actually not sure I killed that guy.
the guy over there
I did get him, holy fuck I'm good
to
I'll walk back in there, buddy.
I
I
who keeps screaming there's one more guy outside I think
Now, for the final part.
I have to repeat over here one more time.
We're good.
I
Watch out they're saying
You about to fell
down on the ground!
down on the ground!
down on the ground!
brother, where are you going?
I'm opening on the right
can't light up
open on the right
moving in the end
down on the ground!
Who is my third guy yelling at over there?
Oh my god, wait, have we done?
I don't think we've done outside.
Let's finish it
Look at stupid barricade man
But we are done I think we can get back
I'll look this one all the way to the back.
Okay, fellas. Who's gonna die first? Not me.
I do not fucking care, bitch.
We killed a lady dude.
This is the future that we want to keep.
So close to not killing his team.
Well, I watched the one guy on my team who died, peek a corner, and then begin shooting
with his assault rifle or SMG or whatever, and he shot 20 times before he died and every
single one of his bullets collided with the wall that he was using for cover and never
ever made it to the person he was shooting at because of that, and then he died.
So he magged on the wall and then died.
I think we're gonna get that suspect.
You can command your guys to search the rest of the map.
I've done this and it doesn't seem to work.
But I think I did it well.
There were still threats alive.
Meadie!
Shoulda never come here!
Oh, you've broken the law.
It's only the car room, so if there's nothing, they stop.
Suspect down, requesting 10s.
They'll have never come here.
EMTs and trailers are standing by.
Hand on your hand!
Never should have come here.
Talk to lead.
Time for debrief, folks.
Mission complete.
They took out...
What was his name?
Johnny.
Wait, we missed the suspect, Secure.
We didn't report our downed officer.
Yeah, I'm thinking that's a C, boys.
As a passing grade, C stands for cop of which I am.
Goodbye, Garcia.
I have a loose understanding of law enforcement.
Having taken down a distribution center for an illegal child pornography ring operating
out of Las Huenas, the LSBD cyber crime team has now located the man profiting from its
sales.
have been sent to his home on a warrant service.
Eyes and ears guys, here's what's going on.
This is a large roundup of a potential heavy hitter
and the men working for him.
This isn't gonna be some fucking stroll in the park, boys.
We've gotten a rest warrant for Amos Bowl
and a search warrant as well for evidence
of the production of pornographic material
involving minors.
You don't film guy?
The very same.
How do you know that?
Our cyber crime team has traced numerous wires from an offshore account that were being sent
right to Bricksley Talent Time every Sunday for the last six years.
The shell company that holds this account was established in Bucharest, Romania, which
happens to be where Amos' wife was from.
She slipped out and we tied a transaction from the shell company to Amos' personal
account.
That's about as much as we needed to get you all clear.
Boss, what's the risk level here?
Well, these are definitely going to be the same guys that we saw when we went for Bricksley.
Lots of ex-military, probably ex-cop.
They're well armed, and if the docks the dicks have with them or anything to go by, these guys are also well paid.
Threat level is going to be high.
What's the entry?
Single point of entry on the road that leads to his home.
home, 1962 Irwin Drive. We're up in the hills of Los Clemente. That means a lot of rich people,
bunch of movie stars and directors. Keep an eye on what's past your target if you have to get in a
gunfight because those guys would love a chance to sue the department if they caught some property
damage. I should mention it gets even more complicated. We've got surveillance on the
target location now. They're reporting it looks like there might be a birthday party starting
for Vole's teenage daughter. I know, I know. Ordinarily we'd never choose to serve this warrant
right now with that going on, but time is of the essence. Somehow the banks also tipped off police
in Romania, who, despite our requests to wait, are set to seize his assets there as soon as the
business day starts there. Once that happens, Vole is going to be tipped off when any evidence
of the house will be turned into a big pile of ashes. We're going to run into the same problem
was the last time that the DA was parked right out in front of the house. No, this place has some tight security.
They'll know we're in there the minute you guys step onto Erwin Drive. Won't be any vehicles blocking the way, fucking up our shit.
All right, let's roll. We're gonna be running on our regular channels. Main is tack one, back up is tack four, northern. Let's go.
Okay, surely it can't be as hard as the uh
You got no cops
Yeah, you Lee
Hernandez
Amura
Diaz
Park, Ramirez, Lee, him.
Very good, very good.
We're switching to a shotgun, boys.
Hispanic cops doing all the work?
No, we have Hispanic and Asian cops doing all the work.
Gun shot, gun shot, gun shot, gun shot, gun supernova.
It doesn't really matter what we use, I think. Does this have a barrel?
Drum? Is it a drum? What's that?
This one's the most ridiculous, most powerful shotgun, dude.
10 14
Get fucking no scope!
We're going Deagle.
Deagle Reno!
And where is it right here gonna do flash also
So I think based on the briefing these guys are probably gonna have like armor and shit.
will do slug a rune. You're using AP against non-armored targets all last mission. Do you
think the bullets don't hurt when they don't have armor? Do you think if you got shot
With armor piercing bullets and you weren't wearing a vest, it would hurt.
Wouldn't hurt.
Are you, like, immune to them?
Slugs don't work very well, use Buckshot at Moon Moon?
Hmm.
Okay.
armor piercing vs holo point you would actually survive
well the goal the goal in this game isn't to kill everyone you know right
like ideally you are incapacity people ideally you're not shooting them in the
head
right so I'm trying to say is that guy who was
who's so trigger that he remembered I was using the
D-enquished wrong bullet
I was actually playing the game correctly and better than you ever would
Why did I come back here
Alright.
Me-me-me-me-ow... me-me-me-me-a... AP!
They should all have AP I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello!
Ceramics only gets broken, steel never gets worse.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Consistent high impact reduction.
Neat.
Let me granny licks for seven says TFW I get transfers the new recruit slaughterhouse
precinct dude it's not that bad man it's not that freaking bad dude let's go
test our shoot gun. I keep trying, I keep thinking I can't go to that. We're gone.
Slogs.
This shit's so cool.
You can carry both kinds of ammo.
Yeah, like, my thought process is that we're going up against ex-military, ex-cop, so they're probably gonna have body armor of some sort.
I wonder how much damage this does like someone wearing body armor if you
shoot him in the chest. It would kill them.
Don't mind if I go pee pee real quick in my toilet and maybe get some Joe.
is that chill you do mine okay well I'm sorry I gotta go pee I don't want to
piss myself thank you
I
I
Bro he hit me with three red shells man, I mean
What do you want
now watch the boss wait what's that around now wait a second could that be
wait a wait a fucking second no wait where'd it go oh where'd it go where'd
it go where the fucking ice club go where did go you ever see fucking ice
cubes melt you think about the fucking fridge you stupid asshole thank you for
taking this journey through the shire and I hope it was as much of a treat
trophy
it's stupid ass kid
come on, come on
now that we're going to be living together
i need to show you something
that might
change how you look at me
what's up
let me put this on
do i scare you
what is that
it's my raccoon tail
from super mario three
are you a tanuki bro
no i'm something greater
a furry
I don't know what that is because it's the 90s.
What is that?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, come up here.
I gave it to Mr. X over here.
I thought he had the raccoon tail.
And then I thought, well, that's kind of crazy.
I should wear a raccoon tail too.
Oh my God, it's finally here.
Did I fall in survivor order?
It's here, guys.
look it's fucking gorgeous oh my god look oh we're a naboo
the nabo it we're a nabo guys let's go
okay why are you where you bring the shell with you bring to the room of
You're breaking off the wall, you idiot?
Oh shit, why didn't I think of that?
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO IT!
THREE!
Four pages of Twitch chat calling me a stupid fucking idiot because I didn't think of that, dude.
YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT, DUDE!
Oh yeah, dude.
I got in! I got in! I got in! I got in! I got in! I got in! I got in!
Don't you stop! That's littering!
I think I'll have this portal instead.
Or you can take it man, just have it.
Take the portal, bro.
Uh-oh.
Oh
You're breaking my
I'm going to poop! No! No! No! Don't do it, look! No, look! Oh my God! Please! President
Enterprise, you need to shut up for this matchup for me. Let me get it for you last time.
Ugh! Look, I got a shit really bad. Oh God, I'm going to shit myself. Please! No!
You're gonna give me that lunch money, baby. You're gonna give it to me. Swirly! Get in
the fucking water go like how in the devil did you manage to escape I was
helped by the retard family the former rulers of Malyshov in exchange for
dealing with some trouble they had with Ulrich of Raditz I don't know if I
got this just feel it after you just get a chip in that's all you just
You just have to become chip gang and then you just know I'm gonna be chip gang.
Oh yeah.
Alright, let's see you hear a poach.
Get fucked!
Get fucked!
Get fucked!
Get fucked!
Oh!
Actually fully a part of chip gang now.
I'm chip gang!
I always was, baby!
Pathologists report that a devastating meteor will strike the city in the near future.
Residents keep the heat shelter immediately if any is available.
A meteor strike has occurred.
avoid the impact site and head to shelter if any is available.
There's the only way, man.
There's the only way!
Retreat!
Do the shelter immediately if any is available.
Astrologist...
BOOM!
You have my favorite thing to do in Final Fantasy Chat?
Is you read these things right here?
You'll see some real cringe ones.
That's not a cringe one.
Hawaii, Sugoi, Lala, Prime, Oni-chan here give me a pass or die.
Like, shit like that. You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying, dude?
Which, that guy's very nice though.
He's very nice. I'm sure he's very nice.
No fucking way!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What up fellas?
Wait, don't turn off the generator.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Do it.
Give in to the demon in your heart.
Do it.
Do it.
Okay, what was that, what was that?
it.
The visuals, the characters, the music, the story, the pacing, and the twists.
Absolute masterpiece.
We've all heard and seen the tired and quite frankly embarrassing memes.
The reductive bull crap from low forehead types who only care about the next bang
bang shooter.
Ignore the lot of them.
This is an experience that will be enjoyed by anyone who loves a damned good story.
Did I go talk to an article?
I play that one too.
My gosh, he's in the toilet.
Hey, I don't know who you are.
Wait, this one too, hold on.
He just have no idea how hard it was to drive.
Uh oh.
Alright.
Inputently throws my green shells at you.
Errrr, my name's James.
fuck you James read her name backwards
play that one too
isn't this just overwatch one with less one less tank
Oh Jesus.
Oh shoot, he found out.
He found out.
Alright, I'm good. I'm good.
I don't remember playing with those guys.
Why did I do that?
Repressed memory.
You used to have fun?
I don't know man, I don't think I would have played Overwatch 2 for fun, it was probably
for curiosity sake.
Nice try though buddy.
You ever seen the Sleek Shards of it?
Uh.
Mm-mm-mm.
You think you were drunk?
Yeah, there was like a stretch of time where I was drunk, it is true.
I drink a lot of scotch. A lot of scotch. Holy moly. I was drinking that shit like soda pop dude.
Talk reporting suspects are refusing to negotiate you are clear to move in
All right, so we're here to kill a pedophile. Let's rock
Holds the eagle out
Ooh party this way. All right
We don't go that way red team check it with the law
No, wait strap
Guest use the staircase entrance. This one is for adults only.
This guy can't spell.
You're crazy. You're supposed to keep up safe.
Holds out the gap.
Follow behind me. On your shift.
Hands on your back. Move!
I don't know. Put your hands where I-
I think they're like raping me
I'm close. Close the door.
of
the
Blue team, check it with the team.
Ready to use the wall. Check the escape. We're ready.
Come back here.
Open over here. It's good.
Room clear.
Move in and clear.
In position.
Blue, move in. Possibly in the middle.
Open in the round.
I don't have anything.
And you're here no matter.
Oh no.
The guys are fucking wrath, you know.
The problem's so much harder than it looks.
My husband's a good man.
No he's not.
He's a bad man.
Move over there.
This is totally about Chaney's death.
He always was a creep.
Hands on your head now!
Fuck!
I can't see!
Get on the fucking leg!
Drop the weapon and put your hands on your hands!
Hands up!
Hands up now!
Everyone, get down! I want to see him!
Go and get the cops.
I'm not in the hall any further.
I'll see you in a minute.
Elements, continue to talk. Continue mission.
Get out of the building.
I'm just using fuel.
Get out of here, and you can talk.
The curators, the curators.
Talk here.
Trailer's inbound.
Can you tell me what the charges are?
of
the
of
Ah!
Hey!
What are you doing?
If you're in, then go!
We gotta help you out!
It's an issue!
Police! Drop the weapon!
Get out of here!
Provide support on me!
Provide support!
I'm coming!
This train...
Move to my front, securing it!
I
Did arms are just immune to damage in this
It's a lot of
Move to my front
Pretty high up fellas
Search the room for contact
Fuck this!
What is this, already?
I need you behind you.
I'll move.
Lead, this is Tark. Medical assistance is standing by.
Got him.
Got him.
Secure.
Got him back.
It's ever-
I'm gonna show this guy in the road, man.
The slug don't fuck around, fellas.
Hi.
I
What the fuck are you doing there?
It was just there the whole time?
Shut the flash.
Oh, my back hurts.
You won't mind stepping on my back.
Look at Vol's office computer.
Oh, Lee's not dead.
Oh, okay.
You can't do that for me.
Thanks for getting me back over a million points, noob noob.
Uh, fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dumbabby.
Sorry, do you have a pen?
Wait, officer leaves back to duty.
Oh, they can call pushboards.
Oh, differently.
Let's ride.
You know one of these missions but play a song from the MGS5 cassette?
I gotta mute the music in game though.
Which one?
What's a good one?
Hmm.
Hmm, I get a shout out to my homie, Can't Thew, he loves this game.
Rebel YELL!
Time to lead. We no longer have control of negotiations. You are clear to move and secure the premises
Red, mirror for contacts.
Yup.
Provide cover.
On my way.
Mirror ready.
Separate holdings.
Nothing. We're good.
One suspect in sight.
Fall in.
behind me
pull him down to the ground
don't do anything
we got them
of
the
five
five
five
five
five
five
five
Hoping on the left
Let's clear over here boss
Nothing here sir
On my six got your six
any office computer
of
a
a
a
a
a
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Don't move!
Come on.
Get your hands off!
Get the hands off! Now!
Oh, no!
I'll have to notify
We'll let them just go
Put your fuckin' hands up!
Put your fucking hands up!
I'm all up to go
Look, you have to stop that!
If you're there, enter me and talk
It's about your new custody and security
Please, this is talk
Trailer's inbound
Okay
Have a good trip
We're civilians
Get out of the crowd, now!
I have to come for our safety
Trailer's inbound
Dude, how do you know that that's power game
Slugged him.
Son of a bitch.
Here's the guy who just said that.
When has there ever been like a situation where like some guy has like armed personal
Force like has a shootout with the cops
cartels I mean like in America in Marica
Wake up?
Brother shit was like 50 years ago on let it go dude
Ruby Ridge yo blood's making up fake places to win the argument right now
Check your corners all levels buddy
Did I own that guy?
You're hurt.
How about jail?
We gotta find that computer!
Yeah, yeah, cuff him solidly misgender
Yeah, we give us the hot play
the
one
You're unbelievable.
Real mistake in this for something.
Check the water physics. I can't actually jump in the pool, dude.
All over a bit couldn't be me.
Not just a bit, a secure bit.
A bit who has already been zip, zip tied.
Alright, we got some resignations. That's okay.
Switch forward, Chief Alvarez, please call switch forward.
Zit.
Oh, man.
I'm not sure how I feel about this slug.
Honestly, like...
They get slower and use your guys to more to clear and hold rooms.
Yeah, but I like to be the point man, dude.
I don't want to just send them in.
What if they die?
Then I have to live with that forever, mentally.
Run Buckshot.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
I told you earlier, that slugs suck and change to buckshot.
Um...
Fuck dude, why didn't I listen to you?
You getting the other advice from me?
Tell you what, why don't you just play for me dog?
You want to remote in on my computer?
Heh heh heh.
Sorry, IGL. Yeah, I'm sorry, IGL. I'm sorry, man.
I am sorry, IGL.
I
Yeah, we got from the music back up I was gonna say something you can't remember the slug was fine slug was fine
I'm switching because I want to see their heads explode that's literally the only reason social bug shop
J Brad Maximus, thanks for something
When the slug do that, maybe.
Alright boys, here's the plan.
I got the one.
several openings. It's good.
Provide support behind you.
Gold.
Open the door and flash it.
Shit, it's locked. Unlock it! It's a lock. I'll unlock it.
I
Unlock and ready to go open bang
How come no one arrests the guy who told them to arrest him?
Cam in the shower.
Is it supposed to be like cocaine oops build my cocaine baggy on the bed
I'm reporting.
Nothing here, sir.
That was weird. That guy appeared in front of me, I think.
Excuse me.
No problem.
Ah, that was quick. He's the best searcher on the force.
What snitching bitch?
I'm out of your shot by the way
I need you to move fella
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Everyone's got some bullet wounds.
Wait a second.
That's a penis.
on me. You got point.
Just pick down.
Talk to me. Medical assistance is standing by.
We're gonna move.
Move to my front.
On the move.
Dynamic movement.
Move ahead.
Stay on me.
I
Yeah
Found it
All right red team stack up blue team on me reti
right
hi
I'm
opening the ramp
opening on the left
good here
stay on me
fall in
dude they're burning piles
Are the trophies all cocks?
You tell me.
God's most powerful chatter slash cock spotter.
Holds up the motherfucking hand cannon
I smoked him.
I'm gonna pack it up.
Are you okay?
Good to go.
The million, ready to go.
Lead to talk.
Doc reporting.
Continue mission.
That's my copy.
Here.
Oh, I can't, I can't
frustrate that guy because we blew his head off with our shotgun.
Does?
Falling behind me.
I got you there go on the way
Close casket. Hey, yeah, yeah
On my six
Watch your kids
Just let me go. Okay somebody help us
I've seen this before in the simulation who's behind you
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
exactly 10 minutes
I didn't see the guy in the back
did you guys see the guy in the back?
my a**hole bleeding cuh
yeah I feel that man
single handedly keeping the feds employed
please thanks for 7 what's up dude
Congratulations on your transition.
I just made that up.
I don't know why.
I don't know why I did that.
It's a joke to you.
Yeah I legitimately don't know shit about him so it could be I think next time we're
gonna hit him with something different dude we're gonna be like you know
congratulations on the successful fendall smuggling across the border you
know I'm saying
who knows who knows where we're going
snitch I mean I'm not gonna snitches
What about you?
None of you guys would snitch
Hi
I'm gonna blow your fucking arm off, bitch.
I got the nastiest fucking thing right now.
We blew it.
Excuse me
This guy's yelling at someone through the window right now, I think.
You freaking dope.
I got some music back up again.
It's going all the way up.
Is the music in this level?
It's a bangerina.
Hey, nice one.
Yeah, figure we have the zip ties.
a sick pose. They call me the point man as I stay on point. Boom!
Looking good.
He's shot at.
Wasn't me.
Altingards, don't forget to check in.
Oh
Oh
No bad guys out there
Brother, I don't know where you're going to travel from.
Thanks my head out like an idiot.
I'm in the fucking tent.
I guess it's true what they say dogs can look up
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
fact that
The end trail is on standby.
Moving to the dark ground.
What are you doing?
Collect what you can.
You looked at him?
Guys, listen, if I'm getting shot at from my left, in my right,
there is a very high possibility that, as my screen is being distorted
into unseeable garble that I miss a guy who is 50 to 60 feet away for me, dude, in a dark
room. Yeah, I missed him. That's my bad. That's my fucking bad.
Fucking anyone ever been shot at before? Does your screen go like that when you're getting
shot at IRL, dude?
You start closing your eyes, you're like, eeeh, eeeh, eeeh.
It compresses your eyes.
You plug your ears and go, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
You can't hit me with your gun, la la la la la la la la la la la la.
I'm invincible to your gun, you can't shoot me.
You've been tried? It's just like that.
He has to know I'm a veteran, right?
It's not a soul about.
Goldene.
Dr. Lee, our negotiator, Chef Love, contact with the suspects.
They are angry and vulnerable.
You are go for entry.
you think she saw me fellows
more than one opening look and go sir all teams
keep the door to play for our banks
of
of
of
of
We're good?
Move in! Clear the room, y'all!
Anyone hiding in here?
Ah-ha!
Venus!
Let's wait for you. I'll never hear the end of this.
I have nothing here.
Get away!
Good thing I keep all these baggies on me.
Cosmetic idea? Instead of bags? You can change them? Like I would like a wizard's black hole?
Oh no! Oh no!
Bad news. We've been ordered to pull back.
Dude, if you were going to join the cop force, how come they keep letting us take teams up?
Well, you're running the dig as a secondary?
I think it's cool.
Is that not like in the, uh, is the deal not topped here in the hashtag tutorials channel
in the official discord or something?
Is that meta?
Oh shit dude.
Me when I'm playing my single player game?
I think I'll research the literal best fucking build.
Yes.
If I'm gonna work 17 hours at the uh, individual hair strand pulling factory in parenthesis
My own hair then you better believe I'm gonna go in with the meta build for the 10 minutes per night
I get to play you and deagle not it. Okay, five seven. That's the one
That's the one dude. Taxi. Oh, boom nine bang flashbangs boom boom boom stingers boom boom grenade launcher
It's not even top five you are wasting your life
How come they don't make a silencer for this gun, fellas?
Unlock it.
Is someone there?
I think so.
of
the
I'm yelling at the people in the fucking window!
Let's hope this guy won't die.
Work clear, buddy.
Okay, you gonna arrest her?
You see him?
This is talk.
Trailer's ready.
Where's my...
Right with me
How's that miss?
Yo, he's booking it, dude!
Go, go, go!
I'm the evidence bitch.
Yes, like there's like a, like a, ready to knock on the hand, and they have like, like,
real tryouts and they make the guy who's trying to join the clan like pick up all
the evidence while they play dude and then like Bod review him that would be
fucking awesome
what are you using the D4 Rook?
I'm calling them Rook every time, holy shit.
Milson communities are crazy clicky, it's for sure like that.
God.
I wish I could do like...
I guess it would be like a YouTube series.
It would have to be like a YouTube series, but like infiltrating like an arm of Bill
Simplen would be so fucking funny, man.
Holy shit.
We're doing like documentary style.
I wish I could stream something like that, but...
We lined up for...
We lined up for formation.
my sergeant unfortunately
Hot Mike's a 10 minute argument with his wife
Just like a hot bike of this dude screaming at his wife
Where was that guy
of
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
fact that
I'm lucky buddy. I can't fucking see what's happening. Am I concussed?
I'm fucking hate
Now you are the
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere.
Let's stay calm.
Don't shoot! I'm just a kid.
You can't just leave me here like this.
The leader's ready.
Talk to lead. Move on.
Hey, CK would've instantly shot her.
Talk to the boarder. Stand him our way.
That's just the way he is, man.
I'm gonna go down here.
What's up with me from doing that?
For some reason the rest of my squad has, like, scruples.
And they'll kill me.
That's pretty much the only reason.
Aw, he has...
He has Burbaris...
Boonburgi!
of
a rest of
the
I
Will fucking kill you
Actin actin tub
That would have got promoted.
Proceed with your mission.
the team trailers yet back
oh he's dead
we shot the student ahead
that's a close casket baby
Well, look at me
All right
Stay here dude
Entry to the top.
He's really dead by the way.
Entry came to the top.
Trailer's dead.
Contact is down!
What just happened?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I didn't secure it on the center.
I will make this part.
Officer down!
Notify trailing!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The director remains silent. Anything you do or say can be used against you in a crime or a crime against you.
Is there a rescue already?
Lead, this is Tark. We're ready.
Okay. I'll try the ball.
He's your guy.
Moving in on handcuffs.
Don't worry. Stay put.
I was here for the birthday. I didn't do anything.
Believe it, Tark. Civilian restrained and ready for transport.
civilian
Baby
Yeah, so right there next to the cops
Boy man take a point
They call me the the arm or mover
We stay up removing arms
Where's your fella
It's just a fucking closet you idiots all my fellas
Oh, what the fuck are you doing in here, you pervert?
Hey!
Stay down and turn around.
You're in my way, sir.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
Put all the jork in, dude.
All the bullshit is fucked, sir.
Talk.
The police are gonna go for you back.
Talk reporting.
Set.
He's gonna go free back talk reporting. Please move. Please move
Hi
Or am I
I just blacked out, what happened?
Alright.
Ladies first.
They search under the tables.
But why?
Pretty sure we've already been up here. Oh, maybe not.
We didn't search these rooms.
Hi! Dude, how pretentious is having a bed in the middle of your office like this?
Oh, there's a weights. What the fuck?
This flashlight sucks, ass.
my mom was always such a great subject to photograph here's one of my favorites of
her happy birthday sweetheart I love you I know you and Danny don't see eye to eye
but she loves you
ok
no I'm on I'm on stream build dude
Who the fuck is that?
Dude, my romantic chemistry, dude!
That's my favorite freaking band!
guys she's an environmentalist don't care still still a billionaire
shall we go look in the basement fellows
young man the pole patrol
I'm just kidding. Let's rock.
Just goofing a little bit. Are you guys ready?
He said arriving at the same place he's already looked. Let's rock.
Is this the front door? No.
We're looking for the way down over here.
Oh! Too good to fall in order, huh?
Come on!
Spit a wrap real quick.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Let's go.
Yup.
My Desert Eagle has no bullets.
But the trigger, you know I'm gonna pull it.
On my shotgun.
Buckshot!
Oh my god, we got the two no mirror guys man.
This is time continue mission
What am I doing tying that guy up tying them up dude
Oh order the guy to do it dude
I ordered them to bag up that gun up top guess what they didn't fucking do dog
Guess what they didn't do they just ignored my order. Maybe they don't respect us dude
Dude, what are they doing?
Was that 29 out of 30?
I don't even want to know, dude.
I don't even want to know.
I cannot fucking believe that, actually.
Holy shit.
What a disappointment, dude.
What a disappointment.
You know what this calls for?
You know what this calls for fellas?
The big iron.
Yup.
Yup.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
That doesn't seem like enough ammo.
Boom.
Boom.
We are not easy...
Am I gonna put stuff on it?
Got a laser pointer, snub nose, which is cringe.
Got a laser pointer, which is kinda based.
It's like a mix of modern and ancient.
You got priorities man, you're in an active scenario, why zip tie a guy before cleaning
a room, just curious.
That is a good question and I hope it is not, honestly I hope this bot's not on my resume
to join your whether or not clan because that was pretty embarrassing if I'm being honest.
The real answer is that I'm fighting against superhuman robots who have a 50ms reaction
time and I assumed my two guys who also presumably have a 50ms reaction time would spend the three
seconds I'm being shot in the back returning one bullet which they didn't. They stood there
and watched me get mowed down. That's the real reason why.
My character out loud says zip tying which should be a signal to my elite SWAT team.
Oh we should watch this guy's back. We haven't cleared that room. This guy's dangerous. He
He might have another gun on him.
Let's get him tied up and then move to the next room.
Right?
You know what I mean?
Elements, this is stock.
Our negotiators share flock contact with the suspect.
They are angry and volatile.
You are go for entry.
Anyway, fuck yourself.
That's the main thing, when you fuck yourself.
Big style.
Ready.
Hides.
Open on the left.
You think they see me?
Multiple contacts all unarmed
All right boys gold unarmed you say kick the door open and then throw a flashback
Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge.
Dude, why are you handcuffing her in an active situation?
We haven't cleared the room yet.
I
Mission failed we no longer control the situation fall back
How much weaker is the Magnum compared to the Desert Eagle?
A lot?
Damn.
I guess it's kind of like a swag gun, you know what I mean?
Like you go for H.S.s.
H.S.s is a tax speak for headshots by the way.
Me and the boys in the clan, we often come up with different terminology to like
to like like short term like shorthand terminology to describe various things
Like for example when we're going to like restrain a suspect usually called ZT which is a zip tie
I think we're gonna do desert eagle
We back, baby.
Brla- brla- brla- brLA- brRRRAATATA!
What is BJ stand for?
BLACK JACK.
Because me and the boys we have, uh, Blackjack Thursday.
Instead of playing ready or not, we play Blackjack.
Ever use the automatic pistol?
Ooh.
Nooo.
Bitch, John.
Yeah, it also stands for Bitch, John.
That's what we call our sorghum, by the way.
He seems strong
It should be nicer
Should we hold this shit sideways fellas
I don't think I need to shoot that guy.
Police!
Police! Get back to the ground!
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
I'm right here. I got it.
This is our custody.
The police are secure.
This is time.
We're ready.
We're taking the gun.
We're taking the gun.
We're taking the gun.
Every single man in the family is fine.
Any one of us is safe.
I'm gonna do it.
Don't shoot!
I'll do something to get the gun.
I'm talking to you down here. Well, you think you saw me
Let's go!
Got an opening up there.
Did I hit you?
The Holy Fuck way they call out.
She tanked that one.
Did she stand up, dude?
What the fuck was that?
She was restrained!
Dude, she jumped in front of the fucking secret service.
Jumped in front of that bullet, dude.
She did that sick trick.
I'm at crisis high stress right now, so, uh, you know, I didn't really notice it, but did she do like a kickflip or what?
Was it cool?
she bunny hopped out from the corner while you were fighting a guy why we need to remember
our training okay this isn't a fucking game dude this is not a fucking game this is a
real motherfucking life okay remember the basics of cqc
mm-hmm mm-hmm there is no training wrong there is a training and have I
forgotten every piece of it no I haven't I've remembered it
Joe defeated let me do a water chaser real quick
You guys are with the bottom of the coffee pot it's a little bit greeny dude.
Our negotiators just won't contact with the suspects they are angry.
Anyone home?
guys north of the window, got it soon
well, Thor is dead, I killed two civilians
And I'm pretty sure I've got like 20 bullets in my right leg.
Exfield.
Entry team, this is Toc. It's over. Entry team, roll in.
They didn't comply.
Unfortunately, with this new, new-age, space-age, body-cam technology...
Oh wait, play it again, play it again.
Why did she do that, man?
That goes against every human instinct, by the way.
Private Walsh, team power extension, 4342, Sergeant Walsh.
Hmm, seems like there's two guys having a gunfight on either side of me.
I think I'll stand up.
I think I'm gonna...
I think I'll stand up and uh...
die.
I think...
She panics.
Yeah, and then I fuckin' blasted her ass.
You're forgetting she's a woman?
All right, fellas, guess what?
You guys remember the White Death?
World War II?
Yeah, you wouldn't say that to her face, brother.
Remember Condoleezza Rice?
Mm.
That's what I thought.
Who? That's right.
You don't even know.
of
That was my favorite Chad moment.
Get down! I want to see vans!
Police! Get your hands up! Hands up! Down on your knees! Get on the ground!
Drop the weapon and get police!
Police! Hands up! Hands up! Drop the gun!
You goddamn leavers! Hands up!
What the hell is up? Get down!
Move there! Get down on your knees!
I was I was pre-leaning and I couldn't turn further right so I had to stop
free leaning and then manually turn myself in and I did not land on that guy I was trying to shoot him.
I had to manually command my guys as well to stand kind of like toward the center of the room so
that they get into another prolonged shootout with people in the yard through the window.
Oh my God.
There is
Some cop with a kid
Yep, gotta remember the reason we do it boys gotta remember the reason we do it stormed a brewing. Thanks for seven. Go be asked. Thanks for seven
That's BJ. Yep, bitch John
Um...
No, that's the one cop that doesn't beat his wife.
And the statue. That's why I got the statue.
Well, the anchor's a little...
Let's rock. Let's rock, Wong.
Talk reporting. Suspect are refusing to negotiate.
You are clear to move in.
To the door. Clear with flash.
I am a leader of men.
Here are the men. I am their leader.
Go go go
Are you good you good, I will fucking kill you I will fucking kill you
It happened anyway, it happened anyway
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.
Surprise.
Get down and want to see that and talk to them.
Freeze!
Police, get your hands up.
On it.
Turn them up.
Get your hands up.
Police, have you called for our safety?
Elmets, this is Todd.
Notifying trailer.
I'm gonna say why is Steve right?
I'm gonna say why is he crying?
Do you remember that guy from the Venture Brothers?
Who knows who the Monarch is?
I know you misted Monarch.
That's the right skull.
Yo, Weechell boys.
What you guys doing?
What's up?
What's up?
the right skull
yo we chill boys what you guys doing oh stand it out in the open nice that's a
good trap
Police, get down! Put your hands up!
Spooked ya!
I got one bullet in the dream, boys.
Police, down on the ground! Down on your goddamn knees now!
Reloading.
We got company.
LAPD, don't move!
Fuck you! Drop your guns!
Fuck!
Discipline. Patience. Dude, when you play this game you're so impatient. You're so impatient dude. You're playing like cotton. You need to be more patient. Be more patient, dude. Just be more patient. Just wait. Just be more patient. Use your guys. Use your guys more.
I'm gonna rewrite the fuck here boys
He's finally getting it dude now this is tactics
Okay
You guys like this one
Well, I did not hit anyone with that, and that's okay.
Why do I?
He had the nastiest hang, boys.
Yeah, that's my fault. That's my fault
That was the nastiest fucking hang dude
You're so those videos of like the people who's like when the feds come
But I've got the nastiest peak and they're doing like some goofy ass shit where they're like fucking perched up on there like
Their banister or some shit dude
Like I got my ass
Like I got my ass
Crouching like a CS go character
I think we need to use a different gun.
Did that banister was the Hulk? No, that's Bruce Banister.
You dope.
Bring it back down.
Primary.
Let's see here.
Should we do the classic? The P90?
Yeah.
I'm thinking it's P90 time.
Fuck, what was that one really good?
Uh...
Is it this one?
Yes, this one's nice. I like this one a lot.
We are going to take off the suppressor, cuz I think it sounds cool.
The gun.
Armor piercing? Naturally.
Do we need five full magazines?
Mayhaps not.
Is that gonna stop me from bringing five full magazines?
Nope.
You never know.
Yeah, honestly, I think my team holds me back.
Give one of your teammates the cool a-ram.
You can say ass here, dude.
I'm not gonna tell your mom the next time we're hanging out that you were swearing on the internet.
Liar. I did lie! It was the first thing I was gonna tell her!
Fuck you!
Ha ha ha!
Guys, I'm piss-maxing right now.
I'm gonna hold it until the industry, though, okay?
Y'all ready for this?
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba...
Dude!
It's not good for your prostate?
How do you figure, dude? I'm- I'm literally...
Utilizing my prostate to m- to maintain the urine in my body.
I'm like doing kegles.
Get your bag!
Oh, I...
Oh, I...
See, it's not fair. These guys get to decide when they shoot me, dude.
Hey, buddy.
He's dead.
Whoa!
He dead.
You're kind of a pussy, you know.
Beats your ass.
continue with objective he was terrified of the main idea
they talking to talk talk to element keep going
Hey guys, check it out. Watch this. E3 guy?
I
Did this is talk send them our way
Get down!
I'll get him ready. Turn around.
You heard anywhere?
All there.
Ooh, I didn't do anything!
Ooh!
I'll be the judge of that.
If my name isn't Judge Law.
I'll take a diamond!
Janie's party!
Yippee!
Move that!
Are y'all see anything?
All right boys, there's going to be like a sneakier way to get down there, guys, we've
been made.
What a weird interaction with the wind there there.
Alrighty.
Holds it sideways.
I give up. I'm done with this.
You gonna bleed out.
trailer is on fire.
If there is a light support, I want to make it move.
I'm with you.
I'm just trying to get out of the ground, move!
I believe in getting that hit.
I'm going to get that hit.
I'm just trying to get out of the ground, move!
I'm going to get that hit.
I'm going to get that hit.
People had a gun!
This guy's wearing a white shirt.
Not here.
The DMT and trailers are standing by.
of
the
the
the
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
Pulls out the motherfucking hand cannon.
Yep.
Alright.
The big one.
The big one.
I think we're dead.
I'm trying to move, you fuck!
Move it!
I don't know if you need me.
Get me out of here! Quick!
You good, buddy?
I don't want to stay calm.
Please, okay, can you get me out of here?
Talk to the guy in the cup and press me back.
Here's the talk.
Move it.
He's going.
He's moving.
Pull your fucking shield down, dude.
Let's go!
I'm pretty sure from above
your knees all right last time there was a guy hiding in that town
this time we've been ordered to pull back
oh through the fucking window man there's no way I ever see that guy
There's no way, dude!
Fuck!
This game seems amazing. Wish it had more than one map.
You've pushed that four times in the last ten minutes.
That chatter seems amazing. I wish he said more than one message.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
I
I'm gonna go piss real quick
You're nine-year-old dabs
Still this is lame down
Millennials took that dabbing is millennial
Boom!
It's so fast, my arm disappears.
Boom!
We're back, what's up?
I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but it's a good idea to try it out.
I'm ready to go tonight
The other party arrived
With me waiting for joy, oh yeah
Take a dump tonight
To the scum of life
So the group of them is home
Oh yeah, I'm feeling like
like I'm feeling just as fine
Just start dancing on my lap
Jumping up to check out my motor body
Don't stop music on my lap
Can't be no better than mine
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
this is the one fellas
fellas I'm thinking this is the one
how the two pay looking clean
That's fucking rock dude.
The bed has been made on Cal-Chi you know what must be done.
Affirmative.
Locking in.
Sees your badge.
Notices it's pink.
What cow she bet did this guy make?
What cow she bet did this guy make, I wonder.
Do you guys know which one's me?
It's this one, because I've got the cooler helmet, because I'm a founder.
I've got a Founder's Edition helmet.
I'm going to kill everyone in this house.
All of our moves to secure the problem.
Keep it just actually highly volatile.
Hands in the air!
All of the way down!
Hands in the air!
No way!
Come on in your knees!
Stay down.
Suck it.
We kill?
Somebody on the left.
I'll be right here.
I'll be right here, you stupid.
Eugh.
Eugh.
I
Y'all think there's a guy out here
Elements to talk we got a suspect here in need of medical attention talk reporting medical systems and by
Hey, brewery forces, everything still safe and dry?
Well, if you guys were a part of the Redditor-Knowing Community Discord, you would understand that
as a SWAT team you're supposed to clear from the top post, okay?
That's rule number two of SWAT.
What do you see for your family, 2050?
Steve Lane, this is Tocke, notifying trailers.
Stop that, it could be done.
Hello, what is it?
I'm a high-profile contributor.
Tocke to element, trailers incoming.
Proceed with caution.
So what you doing in there?
You got that guy in there?
Hmm, I'm going to.
What happened?
You got anyone behind you?
You wouldn't be ready to jump up in front of a bullet, would you? Again?
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Jesus Christ!
Doc, we've got a dead suspect here.
Doc, you're out.
Dag or anything, move it.
Stay here, I'm not getting out of the way.
Take your weapons off me.
Don't talk.
We have a civilian in our custody.
Doc, the lead.
Trailer's incoming.
You're dead now.
All right, boys.
What's the plan?
Alright.
You know a flashbang?
Wait, what?
Red team, get down and bang a wounding iron.
I hear a guy over there.
Knock him down.
Opening the right.
Where's the armed guy?
LMPD, come on now!
Do you think he mistook this lady for armed?
She's taller than me!
That's the wrong door.
He's right.
I got confused because the subtitle name was Blue.
And this is the blue door?
Alright.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I wanted to peek the door and slowly open it.
This is Tom. Stabilize them and we'll stand the empties.
Where's my flashbang outside?
You can check your bolts like that on this guy? That's crazy.
We can hear you, dog.
Alright, here's...
This door's fucked up.
I'll kill you, bitch.
Move in, kiddo.
I'm opening up the fence.
Move in, clear it, enter and clear it, post up and come.
Open in the left.
There's a code.
There's a code.
There's a code.
There's a code.
There's a code.
There's a code.
There's a code.
There's a code.
I'm going to do.
I'm going.
Do you have any?
You never say anything.
We talk.
This is talk.
Nothing here.
Hmm.
I'm here.
Mmm!
That's what the fuck is that supposed to be?
Guess I'm the one Twitter account that would post low-quality food for different video games.
Yeah, I'm just gonna corky like that. I know something like that.
We need to clear the inside of the house first before we walk around again.
Spray some wild leaves.
I got notified.
Leg's gone. Who needs him?
God.
God supports me with his massive shoulders.
Thank you, God.
You're welcome.
I'm along boys.
Put your hands up!
Okay.
Let's not get capped.
Send in the dummies.
Where's this place over here?
Janie's room.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
They heard. They saw me.
What up, guys? What up? Follow me.
You guys first I'm gonna cuss
That's so fucking hard. Oh look who's listening now, man!
I don't know if my bullets pierced that wall.
I don't think my gun's strong enough.
my gun strong enough. No.
Notifying board. Notifying board.
Eww!
Ewie!
This guy can't even hit the toilet.
Just like me?
No, I'm paying the toilet.
The Cheryl is giga comfy, dude.
Guys, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but...
Kim's dead, dude.
It's over.
It's freaking over.
I can't feel my hands.
Shut up.
Yep.
Walks slowly upstairs.
Exposes my bag.
This place is so confusing.
I know where I am.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Is that any way to talk to your very successful squad leader who's never had a bad mission?
I broke my leg.
I broke my leg kicking the door.
opening on the left, opening on the right
oh, call me, call me, call me, call me, call me, call me
now we go outside
I might be wondering why go this way
I'm an idiot
Yeah, you're going to jail, boobies. Dead. I killed that guy by the way.
down into the meth tunnels we go fellas
hey no one tidy well
what's your problem though Bozo?
talk reporting trailers inbound
who the fuck says Bozo in big 2026
Go.
That's so sad they're waiting for Kim, guys.
He ain't coming.
Alright, we're baiting our guy.
Right here.
Oh
The guy down there
Notify
Moving into handcuffs
We're here to help seems like we move a lot slower when our legs are fun
You guys that said oh true
Oh, yeah, that is true.
Hey, man.
You're still here.
Stay calm.
Fuck, man.
It's going to be good to go for you back.
Doctor Elma, move on.
There was a guy hiding here one time, by the way.
They're like fucking cockroaches, dude.
On my sticks.
Not your dick.
Well, into the...
It's totally about Jamie's dad.
They're so fast compared to me.
guys on our flashbacks. I'm panicking. One in down. Shield down boys.
Oh
There's a guy in there bro
Do it.
Fuck you.
Down the ground now.
Oh my god.
Why do you even have a fucking shield, bro?
There's more guys.
Oh, Jesus.
You are clear to proceed
This motherfucker could literally
I shouldn't be doing this by the way, okay.
This is so fucked up, man.
I gotta be close to one HP as well.
We got shot a lot.
What was that noise?
What was that noise?
Bro.
of
I'm sitting like a shrimp or my back hurts.
Because I haven't been sitting like a shrimp, I'm like leaned in right now.
This motherfuckers gonna go away for a long time.
Sick.
of
Oh
Jeffrey x3
Where is the last civilian?
I could kill you. I should kill you.
No one can stop me now.
All my teammates are dead.
Go to the door you unlocked?
Fuck, which door did I unlock?
There's a hole in the ground?
Umm...
Yeah, I think that's like...
Yeah...
Heh!
Last save in those barrels.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's probably some random person in the building who didn't have.
Get on the ground now!
I
I kill all your bodyguards.
Yeah, I got no fucking clue where this person is.
I'm not going anywhere without you.
Just get me out of here.
Stay here.
Mission complete.
Leave the talk.
Civilian standing by for trailers.
Alamut.
Alamut.
Alamut.
Situation is under control.
Mission complete.
Depends you.
All right, what's our score?
Oh, wait, I didn't get the evidence.
Yeah, kinda gotta...
Oh, jeez.
Ooh, paramedic!
Good job, Wong.
Good job, Wong.
That's awesome.
We did- this game was so easy and they got so fucking awesome.
We did this game was so easy and it's so fucking hard
What is the paramedic trade saves the life of an officer incapacitated during a mission
What community college and active shooting has been reported in the community college?
way outside I was gonna do you all day a bit but I'm trying to shoot some school
shooters if you know what I mean. I was gonna go AFK.
Oh shit. Not like it would have been that funny, but I mean... I don't think it would have been that funny.
Man, we probably want an AR for this.
it's morbidly funny yeah I would have we have a dog humor sometimes where do we
where do we do some dog humor from toy to toy
now yes school shooter gonna have ammo or armor probably not probably not
Hmm.
Trying to figure out what I want here.
Garcheer thinks there's something?
Oh.
Let's rock.
Time to save those kids at the community college.
college so actually they're adults let's rock
okay can I pick the entrance well I think I like the southern one more
let's get the briefing from the chief Shelley you can order your team to use
the shield with the deploy command? Oh, interesting.
at the scene we don't know where but we've got their details and one is former lspd do we have
contact with them no we got bomb threats 9-1-1 college provided and we don't have time to waste
we need to lock down that we can close down on them asap i want you all to be ready we're working
to see if we can find a possible location based on the calls we're getting and the rooms the
calls are in but we're moving fast if we don't have it when we pull up we're going in without
What are our entry points? The science wing has three main entrances. I want to hit all three at once.
We're not giving them a chance to get out once we arrive. We've got uniforms coming in too.
Locking down the campus and doing all the footwork. It should be obvious, but we're going in with
lethal force toys. These assholes are shooting kids. My kid went to this college, goddammit.
Community college.
4-1-0-0
By the half-time, 4-1-0-0
This guy's, this guy's lorping like it's an elementary school we're going to right now
Listen to the audio calls?
911 is calling the report, what is your emergency?
What is your emergency?
I need help
Can you tell me what's wrong?
I run ahead, guys. I run ahead, I run ahead, man.
No, that's fine.
Okay, I'm going to need you to stay calm. Do you know where you are?
No, they don't.
No, I mean, where are you?
Fighting, and they didn't cover. They keep in and just started shooting.
Okay, okay, that's good. Where is the cover?
In the classroom.
Ooh, helpful.
Are you at school? Which school?
What? What college?
Please! Come help me!
I don't want to die!
I need you to stay calm. The police are on their way, okay?
They're on their way. Stay where you are.
I don't want to! Please don't let me die!
Stay calm. Remain where you are. Is the sugar nearby?
I don't know.
Don't let me look!
Ma'am, ma'am, I'm not asking you to do anything of this order. Stay where you are.
Oh, gosh!
Ma'am?
They're coming!
Stay at home, I'm right here with you.
Let's keep the next one.
9-1-1 is called being recorded. What is your emergency?
I've been shot.
Okay, can you tell me your location?
I'm at the walk community college. Three guys just came into the science block and opened fire.
Yeah, they know.
I-I don't know. There are bodies everywhere. Please, help.
The LSPD are on the way, sir. I need you to stay calm. Can you tell me how badly you're hurt?
They, uh...
They shot me in the back.
I'm trying to run, there's blood and I can't, oh Christ, I can't move my legs.
It's proved, it's all going to be okay. Stay calm, don't worry, help is coming.
Do you promise?
The LSPD are in well, sir. We have paramedics coming too. Just remain calm and if you can, in any way, find some cover.
I never told my mom I loved her.
I always tell her before I leave the house, but today, I didn't.
Oh God, oh God, it hurts so bad.
Try to remain calm. What's your name?
George.
Okay, George.
Are you laughing?
Don't make any noise or drop it.
Because I'm the one that's going.
Where are they?
Hmm, the Shaders?
They're laughing to feed.
The police, where are they?
The LFPD are on their way.
I promise, but listen to me George, you need to stay quiet.
Oh god, I'm sorry mom. I'm sorry, I love you.
George? George, can you hear me?
George, 911 has called me and reported. What's your emergency?
I need the police. You need to send the police right away.
Oh, okay, can I take your location?
Yes!
Chief, should I go?
Where do I have time to listen to the last one?
Chief?
That's not the chief, I don't know.
Stop reading ahead.
I can't help it dude, it's the same shit when like subtitles are on like a movie or something
dude, I literally cannot not read the subtitles.
And honestly, it fucking detracts from my viewing experience so hard, man.
I'm anti-subtitle for myself personally.
Dung it and drop it the-
Got your sticks.
Doc to entry team.
Status of the active shooter's threat is currently unknown.
Move in and secure the area quickly.
Traps have been placed in the area.
Be careful.
Oh shit.
is currently unknown. Move in and secure the area quickly. Traps have been placed in the area. Be careful.
Aw, shit.
Don't think it's like...
Oop.
You think it's like the uh...
the tripwires?
You know, it's been a while since we did a trap level.
Or is it like home alone? Yeah.
is gonna drop some some feathers on me or something oh no please don't
red team wanted all right but you're there all right guys I heard some to the
wall one it sounded like a good guy
I can hear the beep.
God, there seem to be a new kind of trap, isn't there?
On your seat
God there seem to be new pants wrap isn't there?
Holy hell
Oh no
God
Well, what was that?
Wait, they say no traps
negative
room clear
you're concerned that a hostage has been killed
hurry and treat him
ready
use the mirror
check the target
near the red
no
keep the door clear with flash
move in
clear the room
everything will be unclear
knock it down
clear the bank
swap with me
bring me back
opening on the right
What the fuck was that?
I
Got an opening here
Nothing stay on me my six
Follow behind me you got point
I got it ready
to talk
please
talk
the building
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
If I'm being TBH
You gonna get the rest of the shit you stupid bitch
There over here, boss.
So, you guys chill?
They're still in that device.
Trap clear.
Red team, check with the wand.
Stay on feet.
Catch six.
Mirror ready.
Hey, you greasy fuck.
Get down now!
Let me see those hands!
It's not me.
Down in your knees.
Hands up now!
Drop your boots.
I think I lost him.
I'll need to know.
He's not shooting at me.
Talk here.
Trailer's inbound.
Let's take it slow.
Don't do this!
Dude, did you take long enough to blow up?
Hello?
Surely there's another bomb, right?
Uh-oh.
Almost fucking killed your ass, dawg.
Shit.
Entry team, your time is running short, hurry and disable any remaining bombs.
bomb
Oh fuck shit. Oh fuck
Talk to you element. That's all bombs. That's able great job
Fuck man, there's a bomb
I hear you, man.
I got him.
Put the lights on so that I can open the video.
Niiiiling!
My favorite.
I really like that coming.
Let's see what causes it.
This looks so fucking good.
You know what?
My favorite kind of donut?
I like the glaze, just like normal glazed donut.
Am I a basic bitch?
I don't know.
Take out that donut cleaner than anyone.
I heard that. Target spotted.
That's fucked up, Link.
This is talk trailers notified and you over here no contact on me behind you
Okay, I
Think we killed everyone wait a second. No, we didn't
You know for contacts doing it
You say a firm you say a firm away. I'm gonna kick you from the clan
You say a firm we're being tactical
Demo to you openings here safe no traps
Contact arm. Oh
Not cool
Take it down bang the road Roger
Breaking
opening on the left opening the left opening the right
that's the children got up got up top you got a perfect year to get here let's go
just do it right around the corner
medical assistance is standing by
no i'm not i'm with you
yeah we can't even restrain that guy
There's some more dudes.
Wounded civilian stable and prep-free back. This is stock EMT's and trailers are standing by
Dr. Elmer EMT's and trailers are standing by
What are we missing nothing anything
You stuck bro
Got an opening here looks clear over here boss
Alright, where was my team?
Very good.
Yeah, we're that good.
Marvel theme begins blaring, bass boosted.
only four kids dead
might I remind you how you perform in the field reflect on the entire force
think about that in deep risk today roll in
will they gonna do prosecute me
Heh.
Ssh.
Damn, that is not a passing grade, fellas.
But guess what?
Everyone lived.
And that's all that matters.
BOOM!
BUBBUBBUBBUBB!
BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWWAH!
Rust Belt.
Let's see. I want a park. I want a...
Martinez, dude. I want a UNE.
And a Gomez. Sure.
Little do they know they've joined the Suicide Squad.
They were on the board.
We've been following some leads for a while.
A source just confirmed that the lost locals are using this particular network and planning a mass evacuation tonight.
We're talking people, products, and cash.
We've been given access to the video feeds from the Border Patrol drone and surveillance is underway.
The chopper is fueled and ready for my signal.
We have no time to lose here.
The good news is we've got aerial imagery of the site.
There's a long road that leads to a ranch the locals call Rancho del Suenas.
was called Rancho Del Svanos Iran right who says these losers don't have a sense
of humor I don't get it starts in the backyard but we need to go through the
house to get there I doubt they've got any tracks set up but we need to move
with as much caution as we do urgency the bad news is that once we hit the
tunnels we're blind as bats we've got no idea how deep they go how many branches
oh my god I know we've dealt with coyotes before and they rarely give
us any trouble, but we're dealing with lost locals, too. We need to be prepared for anything.
We need to bring as many suspects back as we can. I want a small team to sweep the outbuildings
and then set up shop in the ranch, just in case. With everything that we know is being
moved through these tunnels, we know the lost locals won't hesitate to shoot. They are
moving a lot of things at once, so it's going to be busy down there. We need to
bring as much as many people back up as we can. The coyotes rarely give us trouble,
and the immigrants are mostly just looking in the wrong place for a better life.
Cuff them and move on.
We have no idea how many people are down there,
but Intel says it's one of their main titles.
I don't think I have to remind you that lethal force is only to be used in self-defense
or to prevent a situation from escalating.
We need to communicate on this one because we're all going to be blind.
Clear details and no chatter.
I don't like sending you all underground.
Get in.
Do your jobs and get back out.
Any questions? Good. Now get to work.
Lethal Force is only to be used in self-defense or to prevent a situation from escalating.
But Lethal Force is escalation.
How do you escalate beyond that?
Does one of the drug meals go super saiyan dude?
You bastard!
You think I'm going to let you get away with killing my friends you bastard!
Kill their ghost?
Holy fuck.
You ever see the second cooler DBZ movie
where he knows instant transmission?
Mecha cooler?
What the fuck did he do with it?
How'd he learn that shit?
Talk reporting.
Suspect are heavily barricaded,
may have planted traps in multiple areas on site.
Make entry, exercise extreme caution.
Oh, it's like we're on a vacation, kinda.
Who would want to live in a place like this, man? This place sucks. Holy shit.
This is gonna be like big, great depression era type shit.
Unk. Is that cool?
Hi!
You know, oh, you had a gun.
I'm gonna show you.
The guys, there's a guy behind it.
Good work, good work.
Good work, good work.
Notifying trailers.
Please.
Oh.
Oh.
Just let me, please, please.
Don't let me go away from me.
no can do boss no can do wonder how many people like wait listen and like an
operation like this how many people do you think like accidentally like blow
themselves up on like a trap they said that should have to happen all the
fucking time
You know that show would happen to me if I wasn't like an operation like this, but
Let's say one of these open doors
One of them had like a like a trip wire dude, I guarantee I would trip that shit after like a week
That's money. Dude. Money doesn't have hands. Idiot. I don't think we should be walking
in front of this house.
Deep.
Wait, that's the border.
Wait, these motherfuckers actually just bought a property on the border.
Made it look like a meth gum and are building a tunnel under the border wall.
They don't give a fuck, dude.
Red team, here's the mirror. Check for turrets.
I got the mirror.
It's good.
You don't need to know what it is.
No contacts.
Blue team.
Wanted.
Yup.
Yup.
You're the one.
That trumps wall?
A civilian contact, eh?
Yeah, I'm thinking that's a kick in a flashbang.
REGOT
You're under arrest
Hey close that shit
Let's send one of the goons.
Hmm.
Confiscated passports.
We talked about this earlier in the stream, but man, who here likes like full-sized pepper
like how do you even use those I got some food earlier today motherfucker put
actual pepper cores of my food there was like 25 of them not crushed that's
gross Filipino chicken adobo uses whole peppercorns that's what I had was
actually it was a pork adobo why let's do them yeah unfortunately I fucking did
Think you're supposed to dodge them
Hides real quick take them out after how the fuck do you do that?
What do we do there's this
What are you doing? Come on.
Deploy shields.
Call it. Don't need a Seshwan pepper like your wife did? What's wrong with that?
Isn't Seshwan like the sauce from Rick and Morty dude? That's just so funny.
Where'd you laugh?
Chuckles.
I'm gonna get him down now!
Police!
Hands on the...
You'll make it out of here!
Get down on the ground and put these hands on your...
Put the weapons on!
Put the guns on!
Oh my Jesus!
Oh, they don't keep their shield.
Where did this motherfucker go?
He's out here.
Oh no.
What were you you fucking bitch? Hey, I need help. Oh fuck.
Bro. This is what it felt like.
of
Oh
Oh
fuck was that?
I'm waiting for a tripwire that I don't see
Dude, where the fuck am I? Let's go back this way
Ready or not, here I come.
You guys remember that song?
Hey we got one red one blue, nice.
I'm
I'm
I'm
Jesus!
I can't see where he's going.
Can't see that ship.
I don't know what happens this guy shoots us over our teammates by the way they literally
Really prior to you.
Where'd you go, you son of a bitch?
Fall in! Fall in behind! Stay on me! I'm already on tour of this area!
Yo!
We don't have a wand anymore, by the way.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
They scream like Goku after he gets fucking smashed!
Holy shit!
That was a Goku scream!
I'm getting crushed by Tuzaru Vegeta, man.
There's my guy.
I can do it, man.
I
Suspect is incapacitated start reporting cams notified
I got nothing here searching the area for any contacts
Go again opening on the left
Nothing
This is the Canadian border wall? I didn't know that.
I think we're making like, we're skipping horizontal, for Russian right now.
I don't like that we're worried on the right. What are you guys doing?
I'm going!
Opening on the right.
Nothing here, sir.
I'm going!
I'm going!
I got nothing here dude there was a guy in there
Got him in the middle.
Got him all under cover.
Secure him.
Secure him.
Shit.
He's spotted.
The deescalate only we've already fucking escalated
this is deescalation
Oh, no. I did not want to kick that. Holy fuck.
I thought that's where the door handle was.
Dude, sleeping down in a tunnel would be cool.
So you're having a sleepover with your boys in like a tree house, you know what I mean?
like you're underground. That's awesome. You're like dwarves. Okay, here's what we're
gonna do. I'm gonna touch this.
It feels like a horror game right now man, to be honest.
We gotta not look down first.
Where the fuck are we, bro?
Go on, big man.
Nothing except for this is life.
Ooh.
Wait, they're paleontologists, guys.
They found some artifacts.
Talking about mats down here.
Dude.
I'm like mentally mapping right now.
not very well wait didn't I close that door
there was this door okay I got a and all of a sudden my spidey sense is like
I'm off the charge right now.
creepy-ass doll
So it feels like it's like three lanes
Oh no
I think it blasted into the door by the way.
Entry need to hurry. Watch that guy now.
Redock to entry team.
Tag, I'm gonna keep moving.
Going in to cover.
Good work, boys. Good work.
Get out of here!
No vision failed. Entry team, head home.
What are you doing there?
Element, this is stock.
Car is scanning mine.
What are you s-
What is the strategy in that guy's brain?
what the fuck was that the element of surprise dude it just it defies all
logic why would he be standing there he completely silent by the way didn't say
anything no no move no footsteps nothing that guy was standing with his back to
the entrance technically looking at a door dude that is insane that is fucking insane
all right well maybe we uh maybe we'll let the police officers rest for the rest of the night
what do you think there's some back into the uh the Charnell house tomorrow
Kimmo Jones and I am Speedy and Mormon GZ thanks for something big long-distance club
Reg and Shinies also makes for 100 months in Guambo almost 10 fucking years see very much box plays and that did a
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Anonymous get to 200 subs. I don't know who that was but very much appreciate it
And then there was also
Savash, what was the name?
Pretty sure
My stream labs does not have it recorded for some reason
Let me look.
Pretty sure it's Sebastian.
Thanks for giving me a big dirty help thanks for sending me.
Okay so you guys, TMRW and don't forget to brush your teeth and wash behind your ears
at that one spot, you don't.