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Greetings.
Do you stop saluting before or after you?
I salute last.
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for your in love or thanks for seven says stole a 1.6 billion site split in RuneScape
Damn. I don't know what that means. That's like some mean shit.
Spec pick and CW shocks and for some of it.
Six seven, dude.
CW shocks, a green man. Thanks for seven.
You shopped into the phone charger today.
Based.
I have reported you to target though, so sorry.
Hello to Titty.
Want some Kit Kats that I found in quotes.
Oh, you stole them.
Yeah, I'll take them.
Let's see them extract the evidence from my shit.
VB, thanks for seven.
Eat four scrambled eggs with ketchup in some blueberries.
I won't judge people for eating ketchup with their eggs,
but I grew out of that shit.
I'm gonna be TBH.
I grew out of that shit.
I gotta bring my voice forwarding on.
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Hello, greetings.
Hello.
What's up, everyone?
Today I'm going to be showing you how to properly play Ready or Not.
Ready or Not.
Hello, so basically and ready or not you're a cop, right cops protect and sir, right
What if you're not ready then or not dude, ooh complete starfield trackers alliance bounty series is now available Wow
Wow.
Oh, Starfield developer deep dive.
That's awesome.
start field update on the 7th. That's pretty interesting.
I want to make a dick ship dumpster diving. Dude, don't call it that.
The CLC is totally not about the LA protests against ICE.
Well, I'm playing them in order,
so I don't think I'm on that one yet, unless,
I mean, the Mishima is about an undercover cop
getting discovered by the cartel.
I don't think that has anything to do with ICE protests.
BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM.
I look buff today.
Thanks. That means a lot coming from the beef.
The fucking beef.
I look like I work out. I do.
Dark mod, silly.
Cami, I was six for seven.
Dark stone.
Classic.
Are you a werewolf yet?
KB, thanks for something big run down down.
They were so.
Oh, you can become a werewolf in Dark Stone.
What's my favorite tongue tongue?
So her video, I've never seen one.
You you did get the dark stone from 1999, right?
Is this the same? Yeah, this is the same one. No, maybe
I think it is dude, there's one dollar. Yeah
Yeah, that doesn't mean it's not good
Just because it's not 60 dollars doesn't mean it's not good. It's what it's it's cool. It's cool games are cool sailing 406 for something
Dude, it's not dollar store slob.
Fifa six for seven says if you were a cheese, what kind of cheese would you be?
Dick, yeah.
Dick.
Dick, yeah. Dick cheese.
Yeah.
Boys, do not look at your 401k, Jesus fucking Christ.
What 401k?
Today was good.
When do we get to the part where we shoot the family on the ferris wheel?
It's coming up, I think.
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Dude, I do good. How does the mic sound, fellas?
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Try peaking it I haven't fixed that yet lunchbox six for sub it
When's the last time you played the all my fellows song
Zero seconds ago
Liquid lunchbox six per seven.
He shout out femboys for me right quick. Sure. Pee hun, thanks for god seven.
Hey shout out femboys.
Shout outs.
Just easy. Thanks for sub.
What about fem girls? Gay.
I mean, if you're a should not be aware of who are three LL is.
I'm not. Unless this is like a remix of their song. Then I am. Barely.
Dude, shrimp most overrated food? Question mark?
That's lobster? I also don't like lobster.
Any boat bowling recently not yet not yet.
Christie Ghanom husband 4k large knockers.
Do you see that shit yeah.
Sure did. What's that guy's name? Asking for a friend minor court six for seven?
Would Seattle for a cursor release here and some of the best sure about my life up there? Good. Good. Good.
Two point thanks for sub it. Jugs McGee. He calls himself Stacey. Stacey, not Stacey.
Brought Byron, no
Oh, he looks like a nice Christian man, that's nice family values
You know, I mean, you know women in the kitchen and
The man pretending to be old and then talking to men online
the standard Christian values.
Man, I don't know.
Actually, I really don't know, like, what this guy was doing or whatever.
But like.
Unless this guy is like the Lord of Alligator, Alcatraz,
like prisoner, teeth kicking club, like.
Do I give a shit?
Uh
He wasn't but his wife was
That shit's so fucking funny man
That's on Bosnia kicking Italy out of the world cup.
Out in the world cup qualifiers making Italy miss the world cup for the third time in a
row.
Is it for baseball, or soccer?
Soccer?
Oh.
I see you're speaking up.
Speaking of sports ball, I do not personally care for sports ball.
What is the appeal of 12 men kicking a ball up and down the field when I can be reading
Nietzsche?
In chess, watching Magnus Carlson dominate his opponents.
Go read your chest, fucking nerd.
If you consider that you're not a young man anymore and perhaps it's time to let your hair go and shave it.
Now my hair looks cool. It's like a half of an afro.
That's awesome.
Yeah, half-ro, dude.
Shiver head please do it for me.
When you mentioned chess, the FIDE candidates tournament is happening right now.
You must be watching.
Of course.
Of course.
I consider myself an intellectual.
and
You never see those like those ticktocks of light is like white boy remember who you are and it's like a bunch of like clips from like media from like the early 2000s like Tony Hawk and like shows from MTV and shit and like a Lincoln Park music.
I think you can throw the tap out an affliction wearing Applebee's fry cook into that one I think chugging a monster punching the wall.
I've seen it. I've seen it so that the white people don't have culture. They did. It was
just very unfortunate. It was very like, at least in recent times, specifically, like
like new metal, dude.
Oh, grunge.
Oh, fucking.
Sky.
Come on now.
Do not get me started. First of all, skies to make it.
Okay.
And then it was appropriated by the English.
the English wouldn't do that. Oh, they did. They did. It wasn't bad a lot of time. I
will say Jamaican Scott sucks, dude. Honestly, Reggae sucks too most of the time. It's so
Oh, I don't believe it.
Oh,
hmm.
All Scott sucks, dude.
Whenever someone says that should, I just know you've heard a goldfinger song
and a real big fish song, dude.
And that's it, dude.
And I mean, yeah, that should that suck.
You're right.
I do.
Thanks for something.
Oof.
I just cracked my leg, dude.
What about no doubt, also suck.
Dumb mule, thanks for something, what's your take on sublime?
Sucks.
Sucks.
311 giga suck.
The beetle sucks.
Do something funny, stop saying everything sucks.
Mustard plug based although I haven't heard their new stuff I've heard some of
this all that good also from Detroit street light based
say Ferris boring then Lizzie I really haven't heard much then Lizzie haven't
I heard Massive Attack.
Noembre, thanks for subbing, hello.
I've been to a Sri Lai concert,
it was pretty good, or show, rather.
Be good.
You play Massive Attack all the time?
What the fuck?
I've never heard this bad before.
I like Turtles 6 for Subbot.
They do the Doctor House intro.
I wasn't a prolific Doctor House viewer, dude.
They rip it off in Vampire the Mastery
for the Technos song.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Dr. House could cure your baldness.
You watch SCARD?
Is that the show about the plastic surgery disasters or was it called?
it called like people who had plastic surgery and they got fucked up by it.
What was that?
Botched.
Oh, that's something botched.
It was skaters breaking bones.
I wasn't really into skating growing up, because a lot of the kids I knew
who were skaters were kind of pieces of shit.
I'm not speaking from like a moral like like haha like high ground like thing like they're just losers
Dude, they like they saw one episode of jackass and that was like their fucking personality, dude
Holy shit, dude
Regular viewers of MTV post 2003 but like that's the kind of person I'm talking about
And that's insane
Nash six or seven is MTV even around anymore?
And I'm pretty sure.
No, it is. I think they stop playing music, though.
I don't know. Who cares?
Who cares?
Nice beard, Santa.
Have I been watching invincible now, but I've gotten a lot of clips of invincible
and how how like a lot of examples of like the animation stuff looks really good, dude.
Looks really good.
They worked really hard on that one, I think.
Yeah, but who watched the fucking JJK, dude, slapper bro.
Holy shit dude. Holy fuck.
Mmm.
Moon, I watched Godfather 1 and Godfather 2 for the first time the other day. That shit is pretty good.
I don't think I've seen Godfather 1, but it's been a long time.
What game was this one from?
Hypno space outlaws or outlaw?
You're the enemy logo but with a clear moon slash number instead of white I could use.
I do not.
Oh thanks, sir.
Hey, give it a chance.
video so fucking stupid just him dancing in front of a screen screen
is in China man no
he's saying chowder chowder
No, he's not saying Taliban what I just do. I spoke coffee on my beard is the merch flush
for good. Now technically we're closer to merch than we've ever been fellas. If that's
That's what you really want.
Like a high quality hoodie, dude?
rags
wins your next merch drop dude merch drop what what limited limited stock
fucking go.
Brained bald cap. Brilliant.
Limited edition hairpiece. Brilliant.
I put on.
I think I'm going to get a little bit of that.
Plain t-shirt with cum rag across the front.
Brilliant.
What's your opinion on people who wear streamer merch?
Well, you're watching Twitch. You're not cooler than them, dude.
Sorry.
I don't know. I feel like I could make some pretty funny merch.
We're just going to come up with a believable backstory of where you got it.
I got it at Goodwill and it's kind of like doing charity, isn't it?
work out on a moon t-shirt. Workout, what makes that a work out? Honestly, I think that's an insult.
I want you to wear it on a date.
Okay, Jesse, yeah, J E S S E done. No, I know why. Although I will say most people have
misspelled it with an eye. You have a white girl name, dude, haters, cease, cease immediately.
I got a fucking baller name.
Okay.
How many dudes, you know,
that are named Jesse?
None, that's right.
And I mean personally, no, not like, not like,
oh, that's a character from fiction.
You know what I mean?
Oh, that's an actor or that's a person from history.
I got a unique name, a cool name.
Your bitch asked his name like Brian.
Or Joe.
Or John.
Are you serious?
Sam.
You've got a girl's name.
This is a pretty common name in Finland.
Yeah, it fit right in.
Anyway, my point is you guys got boring ass,
normal NPC names and I have a cool main character name.
Until I moved to Finland,
at which point is no longer main character name.
I
Got a clean me glasses
Dude you and dude I never I
Never got me fun for my name in school, but man the Jesse's girl shit
Dude it's like a boomer song too, that's the thing man
Oh, I'm cleaning my glasses.
This entire bit screams side character energy.
Imagine being named Kirk and having everyone ever be like, hey Captain Kirk.
Low mile.
Yeah, imagine having that name today, dude.
You became a verb.
You became multiple verbs, actually.
You see the Drusky skit of him being a white woman.
I've not seen the skit,
but I have seen gifts.
It plays a pretty good white guy or lady
White woman and it's Erica Kirk. Yeah, I think I think I think lizard person is more appropriate
This grandpa is the white
I don't know how to describe the song, but it was like people like sharing her outrage
to that happening.
And then like, jerusky posted a picture of him with like his white grandpa, like that's
like the own, like, like, oh, you just got owned, Erica Kirk and
friends, like Druski's got a white grandpa, like,
fuck, does that have to do with it?
The fuck?
I like,
like, let's let's let's let's reverse the roles here for a moment.
Okay, have you ever heard of a
a white guy doing blackface and being like, it's okay, my
grandpa is black.
I've literally never heard of that in my history of existence, dude.
Trudeau, that's what that's that was Trudeau's excuse.
My grandpa was white or black.
That's the joke.
What's the joke?
It's not funny.
Is the is the joke is the him doing that is just so stupid and unrelated
that like that's the joke.
Yes. Okay. I'm whenever my head that I was like, all right. Like, is this like a comment? Is this common in the white face, black face community to be like, oh, my great grandfather is 50% black.
Oh, P Canadian tech.
Yes, or I'm friends with the black guy.
Yeah, no, I know that.
But like, is your grandpa, you know what I mean?
My grandpa made me pick.
He taught me a 52 pickup and he was morbidly obese.
I don't think I ever, I barely ever,
I don't think I ever saw him out of a chair actually.
Oof. And then he died.
So,
I have 52 pickup,
Billy it.
No. And I'll tell you why,
Because when it happened to me, it actually pissed me off so much that I remember it to today.
I barely remember stuff from like that age, but that stuck with me forever, dude.
And it was, it would piss me off.
Have I not seen the black, white reality show from 2006?
No.
Isn't the same grandpa that clawed your back?
No, that was the other one.
You think Drisky asked his grandpa if it was okay to do it?
It would be funny if you recorded a video of that. That would be very funny.
Ayo, Gramps. Mind if I do a whiteface? Sure.
Okay.
Alrighty.
Sure, kid.
You want to go to Red Lobster?
What old way be able to you want to go to all of garden?
It's been so long since we've done
Cracker barrel. Oh god, don't say dude. Don't say that's a slur guys
You gotta use you gotta use this don't hard are it guys
There you go. There you go. Crack a barrel.
What's slur barrel? I want to know about it as a European.
fear this guy called it slur barrel. Um, it sucks. It's a shitty restaurant with a gift
shop in the front. Um, I will say I enjoyed playing checkers at cracker barrel. Checkers
was cool. For the price, it's not the shittiest restaurant, brother. Amen.
When's the last time you've been, bro? I don't think you'd be saying that if you've
been to Cracker Brail recently. If hospital food was a restaurant, it is the perfect description.
Dude, one of the best sandwiches I've ever had was from a hospital, though. So I think hospital
food varies pretty wildly. It's crazy. Some hospitals have straight up restaurants on them, dude.
Or like delis.
Moving the type of guy to go to a hospital for some food. Dude, I actually went back
one time and I was like, I'm going to see if that delis open, dude. It wasn't.
It was open for like three hours a day or so shit. I missed the window. It was that good, brothers.
The deli was a Panera bread. It was not. It was not.
I delivered something I delivered something to an old folks home the other day that had a bar in it. Nice.
The hospital my wife works at has a sandwich that you won't stop talking about dude women and women be eating sandwiches bros.
They do be in those man
What about sushi the best sushi I ever had was in Vegas, which I know you guys don't believe but whatever
You believe it? Now remember I brought that up and uh... God, when did I go to Vegas?
We're here.
Does anyone remember?
2021?
That sounds about right.
No, it wouldn't have been 2021.
Actually, it would have been like 2022.
Maybe late 2021.
I think it was post pandemic, but I might have been pre pandemic on them.
The time you went on time blackjack.
Yep.
Was it no boo?
It might have been no boo.
Do this IRL.
You see the Shack Hair Transplant commercial, dude?
No.
Did he get a hair transplant? Cook.
Hughes, thanks for something.
What I ever wear a wig.
For what purpose?
You were actually ran into a fan in public.
Already got the shag chair.
Yeah, I got the shag chair.
It's all right.
It's evil moon moon share.
I got the shag chair.
I got the shag chair.
It's Evil Moon Moonshare.
Am I the asshole, guesser?
Sure, we'll do one.
Any Redditors in chat?
I'm going to McDonald's so my wife, yes you are, what?
She made a meal of cream in it and I am lactose intolerant, she knows this 100%, ah, my mistake.
I had the asshole for accepting my axe to buy the essentials for my son and send him over with him.
My family's 1k a month in child support as such when my kid comes to my house for visits.
I expect him to be sent with clothes, a toothbrush, snacks, books, whatever he's going to need overnight.
So my axe just sends him with a change of clothes and tells him to buy the rest.
Obviously, you're not the asslier victim.
Whoa!
Okay, I get it. I'm an asshole. You can stop piling on it. I gotta finish reading, dude.
My the asshole for making my sons compete.
7 and 11. They're both very good students but online learning has been hard on them and their grades have started to slip.
They've also been begging me to get the main Nintendo Switch for quite some time both my sons had a big test coming up and I wanted them to do well on it.
I told them that whoever gets the higher score on the test would get a switch,
but if either of them got less than a B plus,
that neither of them would get anything.
You know what I'm saying? They both studied very hard and got both got A's.
I was very proud of them and told them that since they've done so well,
I was going to give them both switches in truth.
I've been planning to give them both switches from the beginning.
When I mentioned this to my wife,
she went ballistic and told me that what I had done was cruel and heartless,
that our kids grades didn't matter that much.
She's not wrong about that last part.
It really doesn't matter that much.
That said, I don't think it was cruel and heartless.
I will say you are not the asshole.
You lied to your kids to motivate them?
You're a piece of shit.
You're not thinking of the Redditor, sir?
Actually, I was for the first two.
This one, no, I was not.
There's context missing here, too, like.
Like I highly doubt it was a situation where he was like, all right.
You pieces of shit.
I hate you.
Now you're going to fight to the death, you know what I mean?
I lost, I got zero out of three.
Grades don't matter as a typical man moment.
Yeah, look, at least in the American schools,
I'm going to tell you right now, buddy, all right.
Public school is a daycare.
Either you are actively trying to excel and then that gives you the AP classes in high school and they use this as college credits.
Everything else, you either got expelled or you were daycared, and that's it.
That's it. So no, they don't fucking matter. In fact, they don't matter so hard that the grade you get for AP classes doesn't matter.
The only thing that gives you those college credits in American High School is passing the AP exam. That's it.
Your grades literally do not fucking matter, dude. Now, you could argue, oh, they matter on college applications.
Maybe. Who knows?
Who can say there's a whole, a whole slew of reasons you get accepted to do a college?
I make more money than my college friends and I have no debt.
England lost to Japan today 1-0. Is the World Cup happening right now?
It's coming, you know
It's in the summer so why is Japan fighting England guys?
World War three, oh friendly game they don't matter
You guys better be nice to Japan, okay?
Lads, you better be nice.
Be nice.
I'm going to turn my mic up a little bit.
Turn it up a little bit. How we doing? Hello. Hello.
I am currently speaking into my microphone.
Sounds the same Bosnia eliminated Italy from the World Cup entry.
What are your thoughts about the recent news about poop shit fart cum piss?
You see the Japanese getting mad at a Thai for putting hot water at a ramen first and
then paying?
Did you see the Japanese getting mad at a Thai for putting hot water at a ramen first
and then paying?
Do anyone else see that ship?
Are you supposed to pay first?
Gronk, is this true?
the color game dialed is that like a dole yeah I could try I think I have a
hard time seeing like certain shades of blue and red so I don't know how good I'm
going to be. Humans can't reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how
good or bad you are at it. I'll show you five colors you try to recreate them.
Same for everyone on Earth.
Fuck, I've already forgotten.
All right, let me lock it, hang on, let me lock it.
It's like an olive green, army green.
I need like it needs to be like yeah maybe even
That's tough dude. That is tough, dude.
Is it a blue-purple?
I actually do not remember not bad, actually.
That's so hard, dude.
What the hell?
It was more purple than blue.
Not bad.
Sky blue.
you
Damn we need to go down a little bit more on the blue
I did fucking terrible number of 33,000 out of 44,000.
I think that first one really brought us down.
Nable dark mode? Oh, nice. Look at that.
A little too late.
So you can get a maximum of 10 on each one.
Dude, like, at a certain angle, the last one, the sky blue one, straight up, I, I,
If I'm not focusing, I cannot see that they are two different colors.
What kind of monitor do you have? I have an OLED monitor.
me a man me a man rich bastard.
I'm a streamer.
Shouldn't I have a good monitor?
Oh, led for gaming.
Did Cope hard, poor, okay.
Fuck, I actually remember what kind of monitor I have.
Uh, daily?
Can we win at least one?
That thing on the left looks so good.
Honestly, the thing on the right looks good too.
I guess these...
No!
Ugh!
I'm going left.
hmm fruit pizza that is bile the fuck is that there's mangoes what is the like the filling
you
Is it chocolate
Brown sugar, oh my god, no fucking way, dude, I
Picked left I
Think most people who play Scrandle don't like the mushy peas, but I will say I've said it every time
That thing in the middle on the right and even the mashed potatoes dude delicious probably I
Can't believe people picked dude. I've never seen mushy peas wind dude. That's crazy
Dirty Mac with curry goat and crispy onion
Japan don't even got we even got to consider those boys
you can't hear that one I say those tacos look delicious a bit too messy though I would
personally you prefer the right one actually that's for me when they're
bad
um Korea
around that thing on the rail looks fucking disgusting good thin little coke
Steak and chips, boba!
That burger on the left looks pretty good.
A bit too big.
Sausage rolls without the sausage.
There's sausage in there in the middle. The top one, no.
Wait, maybe not. It looks like there is sausage in there. It's just like so discolored.
that's like blending in with the rest of the pastry.
11 safabi sausages with lepinja bread.
That is the most burnt hamburger I've ever seen with the most.
Or how did this motherfucker find, you know, how back in like, like.
like industrial era, even pre industrial era, England, how they had like the
the the white loaves of bread that were like poisoned by the thing that they
were trying to make them look white with.
How did this guy find that bread, dude?
In the modern era, he found that bread and put it on his fucking hamburger, dude.
Community average 8.3.
I'm just a fucking loser.
I am a loser.
I think that was an easy one, hard tech, but like D&D traveling rations, high IQ one.
I've never seen this one actually.
We're gonna get some ads, oh it's not gonna show up, oh there we go.
What year was this photo taken?
This is like 2022, 2024, next round.
We've got some ads, of course.
It takes so long to load on the OBS browser.
Let's do 2008.
You know, my first instinct was it was modern, but.
This would be like 1950.
Damn.
Oh, you can zoom in.
To me, this says like great depression, right?
That's crazy 1901.
This, this looks like a restored photo.
So this, this, this one's probably gigafucking old.
I'm gonna I'm gonna go all the way to like 1900s. My fucking ad is blocking it
1965
Clothing style idiot dude remember the mafia game we played those guys running up the street looked like characters for that game
And what do you mean?
Oh
You look through all this how'd you forget I forgot what I had for dinner yesterday
What he thinks the electric streetcar was around in 1900s listen here liberal snowflake I don't do public transportation
I drive a truck
Okay, and when I'm at it and when I'm at a stoplight I throw that bitch into neutral and I rev just to burn the gas
Okay
You think I know shit about electric street cars, why don't you tell me about your kale smoothie bitch
Rich?
You had a Tesla?
I'll be right back real quick.
Hang on.
And then we begin.
Fuck you.
Is there a guard here?
I presume so.
Ahem.
Yes, sir.
Hands you the ox.
I'll be right back.
McDonald's before I worked at McDonald's when I was 16 man I jerked off in the
fridge
yeah what are you thinking about I was thinking I wanted to jerk off in the
thing so how did you jerk did you pull some up no I did I'm the
imagination okay where did you come on the floor are you fucking serious
You are committing a war crime.
I did not clean it up.
It's frozen and still there to this day.
Alright.
What a 323s up guys.
You are.
That's pregnant.
I think he's just stalling.
Don't worry guys.
I put him on potato duty.
He's just smacking the bags around to make sure they're all good.
Alright.
You gotta slap the meat to tenderize the meat. That's all he's doing for the patties
Now go! Let the legend come back to life!
The suppressor is no longer effective, bear in mind your weapon will be louder than
Oh my god, there's a no-tilt stream, true. That was all just a joke, I didn't actually mean to hear that. I'm not tilted.
down bucket trust me bro
where would I put the bucket at
I don't have an empty bucket.
I
I
Just think you're fucking funny
I can't close it.
Yo, Giga traded me, bro.
Dude, I actually can't escape this man.
I can't get out.
Stop!
I actually have to, I have to ult that poor guy's.
Very fucking funny.
So, I'm going to start with a little bit of water and then I'm going to add a little bit of salt.
Come closer.
Hello?
Come closer.
Hello?
Hello?
The beard looks huge today.
I'm getting it trimmed.
No haircut though.
Baby Zilla thinks we're subtle.
Oops.
nothing to cut? Yeah, precisely. Precisely, dude.
The fog? Hey, this mission is cool as hell, actually. Time for the cops' prayer, please.
Please wait. Hold on. We got to say the cops prayer guys. Yeah, he's back guys
Please God escalate every encounter
Grant me the strength to beat my wife
Provide me dogs to shoot. Amen
a man my favorite breed of dog to shoot
Pitbull, dude!
Duh!
Mr. Worldwide!
Palamans, this is Doc. The suspects are refusing to come out or negotiate. You are clear to move in.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Oh
Yeah, I sure hope that counts okay
of
Contact is down.
Entretien, let's talk. Continue with your mission.
What's the briefing?
We're here to rescue an undercover cop.
You're telling me!
Dr. Lee, you are clear to proceed.
As they come in.
This is a breaking news story.
Members of the public are being heard to remain inside their homes.
And all the media is saying how we're going to talk
because you're going to bring all the blood.
The SPD have advised that they are dealing with the situation
and request that all members of the public remain.
who are you shooting at?
all right buck this guy
this is talk tag him and keep moving
You're right now.
I shot him, though.
It's a fucking jump in here.
They're coming in, take over.
Elements, business stock.
Medical assistance is standing by.
Looks like I missed the point.
No, no, no, no. Willi... Willi, do cool.
Willi, do cool one-liners for the point, man. Like...
Like, uh...
Let's get to the point.
That's a good one.
I can finally see point man's I couldn't see yesterday.
Any mods? No.
Is it right outside the police station?
These fucking liberals man trying to burn down the police station.
Sips my sippy drink.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Can you go out and shoot them?
No, no, no.
You can't.
This is T.O.C.K.
T.O.C.K. is taking refuge in the area and are using the cooperate.
Move in, remember your armor weight, and secure the area.
The contact side one.
Oh.
Holy, get your hands off me.
He yells at a computer.
Report is that shots were fired.
And there you are.
Getting a phone call.
You guys good?
This is T.O.C.K.
Copy to the team.
Is there like a third piece of evidence here? Actually, no, it's by later.
I'm the point man.
Ski-pa-pa-pa-pa-po.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
death
I
Do it
Who fucking traveling around
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
get down I want to see hands
I'm wounded
wait we're going long this place is kind of cozy dude I can see moving in here
Oh, George Formingrill!
was information
or believes they have information pertinent to the situation should contact
one
please do not
home we have no
tales at this time but it has been reported that shots were fired and that it relates to an assault
and
I need you guys to move.
Street 13 bar
Yeah, it was camping dude
of
the
death
of
death
of
really is going to be okay.
Oh, time to die.
Falling behind me.
I'm with you.
Over there.
On the way.
Let me see those cannons.
If I support them, I won't.
How much do you want?
Shhh.
What the fuck is this?
Shhh.
What the fuck is this?
Shhh.
What the fuck is this?
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
That's him.
Hold on buddy.
proceed with mission
of
the
I got a tiny little fucking backpour.
The suspects are holding civilians hostage.
What are you going to do flash it
of
the
We're going to leave you with a guy who put a gun to your head, okay?
trailer is notified
Alright
Just another day in the fucking city scumbags everywhere I look
Look, and I see them often because, well, I'm always on point.
Man.
I got to check my iPad.
Oh nice.
Yippee!
No more Batman with gun.
get down on your knees!
I'll get them ready.
The LSDD have advised that they are dealing with a human wreck.
And request that all members of the public remain safely in the car.
And the police have been in the car for a long time.
Excellent work. Don't stop now.
If the action pertinent to the situation should contact 911,
they'll be advised to...
Enjoy buying that new TV.
Next time don't resist.
The dump in here, man.
The boomer who bought this house for $200 in the 60s would be really disappointed to
see the quality of this place.
Let's just say that...
Blind!
Why?
Blind?
Why?
Half a mill easy.
Well, this guy just said blind.
I know what I got.
Yeah, dementia.
Elbow drops you.
We got him!
But all right, all right, he's dead!
Got him!
Hands on your head!
We have hope streaked to the 13th.
I'm firing the field.
Dr. Lee, duty, keep him coming.
Keep him coming.
Dr. Lee, stabilize them and we'll send EMTs.
Searching for QV area.
Who got to shoot that dog?
What's the point in doing the job, if I don't get to enjoy the perks dude.
Oh
This the guy smokes dude, holy fuck the shotgun so cool
They got a look somewhat un-okay
where's the last civilian
This is the guy I shot in the back of the head by the way, did I got minus 54?
Dude, where's the last civilian?
up above your head put your hands up hands up down in your hands up now get
down and keep your hands up they have information maybe in here
all right that's fair
We're in that one
It's not Gollum. He's a proud cop. He's had many tours of duty. Call of duty. So where
Where is this bitch?
Bitch bottom left.
I don't know.
Hey, no computer on the carpet, though, that's good, that's good.
I
Clean the wire management, yeah, they're on it did take the ramsticks holy fuck
Time to make a little extra dash on this side
Ram prices down? Wait, real?
Founder.
You can't do excessive force to belongings, that's cool.
Hmm.
You know, that would've been a B anyway, cause we missed one piece of evidence somehow.
Nutrition is unlocked!
Unfortunately for Mr. Woo, those who unlock traits typically don't last long on Duff Force.
Why is it not good to have PC on carpet and burning?
Yeah, no, it like...
It's easier for your computer to suck in dust.
I think...
I freaking know.
You think I know stuff?
I'm an idiot.
Go to therapy.
All of you.
All right, it's time.
Blue team.
Two wongs.
a right lawmaker whoa home invasion is in progress we're looking at a potential
situation now I got the civilian there we usually work for private security
given that had a panic room alarm triggered what we know is a group of
eco terrorists have been access to luxurious I'm gonna prominent lobbyists
in the oil industry the subjects are on them to either scattered within the
property including the property owner and his wife court consider high level
targets within this threat while okay I mean we're going we're going main
entrance do you yes sir all right everybody let's get down to things
we've had a number of calls and reports of a home invasion and progress in
redwood we're not sure what's happening but a group of armed individuals have
forced their way inside the mansion up on play of this delay one five five play
of this delay you know the place you're talking about they've barricaded
themselves inside. We're looking at a potential hostage situation here. We've
tried to make contact with the house but all attempts have gone unanswered so far.
So far we've had two calls from people at the property and both callers who
reported the incident confirmed some shots have been fired but not at any of
the potential hostages. We've been tasked with going in and quieting this thing
down quickly. We've got two primary entry points right through the front door
or around back where there's access through a garage area. This is a big
fucking place, and each entry point gives access to different areas. The details are
on your tablets, study them, make a decision, and get this job done. All we know so far
is that they forced their way past the security guard at gunpoint. He's conscious and waiting
at the perimeter of the property for us. We also know that the homeowners and their kids
and several members of staff are present inside the house, which means we've got almost as
many civilians as we do suspects. We don't know who these guys are, but we do know they've
They've all got some sort of symbol painted onto their clothing.
That should make them identifiable.
We also know they are well armed.
The security guard said they were all carrying something.
A mix of SMGs and rifles.
Bet your ass that they'll be carrying more than that.
So these guys are serious.
We need to take care of them, fast.
Listen, we all know that money talks.
And the guy who owns this house is a real heavy hitter if you get my drift.
He's got a lot of friends and a lot of very high places.
So we can't have any fuck-ups here.
We've also just been informed of a silent alarm that has been triggered from a panic room somewhere inside the property.
Presuming that someone has found a place to hide.
We're working on getting plans for the property, but be vigilant.
There's at least one panic room hidden away in there.
And I don't need any straight bullets giving me a headache.
Keep it short and sharp, people.
Get the civilians to safety and take care of the stuff.
9-1-1, this call is being recorded. What is your emergency?
Yeah, this is Phillip Randall. I'm in security at 155 Plyovist Delay, Redwood, 9-
Redwood?
Thank you sir. Did you say 155 Plyovist Delay?
Yeah, 155 Plyovist Delay. You can't really fix that.
Okay, and why do you need the police?
A group of armed individuals just forced their way onto the property.
Can you repeat that for me, please sir?
Yes, a group of ten armed men just forced away onto the problem.
9-1-1, this call's being recorded. What's your emergency?
Ah, I see. You take the leaves.
Please, send me the police.
Alright, could I take your name, ma'am?
Steve, I'm Lucy, I'm out of here.
Okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what's wrong?
See, see, yes.
Hey, hey, hey, it's at the house. Everything holds.
They hit my husband.
Okay.
Let's fuckin' ride.
Okay man, but have you heard you can say 15% or more on car insurance?
Ooh!
Wait, how?
Suspects will move to investigate noises or objects such as evidence or bodies.
Why do you stop listening when a woman started talking?
I stopped listening when during the other two things too.
How can we not bring that up?
Huh?
Do you hate men?
I'm with you.
Entry team, this is Todd.
Our negotiators just locked contact with the suspects.
They are angry and volatile.
You are go for entry.
No way it's trapped, right?
come on.
How do I do it now?
Let me see those hands.
Tell me what I do, all right?
Get ready.
I think that's another door outside.
I
Hmm
That's another door outside.
I'm here to save this rich quadrillionaire.
Oh my god so big
We should give these guys, uh, not the M14, I think.
I'm pretty sure there's also leads outside.
of
I
Say shit
Shit what's the yellow
Not your cheese.
Mmm.
did not mean to do the uh...
I blew that guy's face off.
I don't like that.
I don't like the Aang.
All righty, floor two time.
Oh, geez.
Oh, here's some of that.
I
of
Oh nice!
I don't want to go out there.
Hell nah.
You're gonna see me from across the villa dude.
Get down, I want to see hands!
No!
Police!
Down on the ground!
Down on the ground!
Put your fucking hands up!
I didn't have a quarrel!
I can't!
On me, move!
Arrest her!
Move again to headcups!
They can't even! We're taking you out!
Don't worry!
This is Tom. Notifying trailers.
All righty.
I got reload items man, I can't help it bro, I have to hit R after I kill someone with
that.
Ahhhh, dude.
CS, CS source syndrome?
Yeah, but like wouldn't you want...
Isn't that like the game where you wouldn't want to reload after killing someone?
Every other game syndrome.
Call a duty syndrome.
A real point man holds the trigger until the clip is empty.
Fucking true.
Alright.
That's a good level.
Fortnitis.
Oh.
I'm not a leader among men.
Yes I am.
I am the leader.
I am the leader among men.
I'm the leader, Amogus.
Hey, remember Amogus?
The thing is, little as possible from Daisy, we need to manually pull the ball.
Bulletin Mag, put the Bulletin Mags, yeah.
Why, job, job, job, job?
Wait.
New laugh unlocked.
Am I gonna watch the back rooms?
Maybe.
Talk to lead.
Negotiations are falling apart.
Move to secure the premises.
Suspects are highly volatile.
The motherfucking back rooms.
What's so scary about the back rooms anyway?
That shit is literally just rooms.
That should be like... space.
Space ain't scary.
Freeze!
Thank you.
So bright in here.
Point man. Point man, point man, point man, he be up or something, whoop. That's a door
outside. Nice freaking McMansion, dude.
of
If you don't want to kill me, come back here...
You're alone, you're alone!
I'll be back in a minute, give me a while!
I'm not fucking with you!
I'm not fucking with you!
I'm not fucking with you!
I didn't do this room.
Be a room clear!
I think the panic comes around here.
Maybe above us?
Hmm.
I sure as fuck do, brother.
I
Fucked up. I didn't mean to throw the second one and then I was like, all right
Well, I'm just gonna commit like flashes guys. I'll get closer second flash didn't hit him dude
Whoops big fucking torta moment dude
It's just really kicking off out there.
Reassume S6 for Subbit, I'll try.
Oh boy.
JP Neutron and Blop, thanks for Subbit, LadySigns for your Subbit.
Massive Torta moment, dude.
Holy shit.
Embarrassing!
You shouldn't be okay calling yourself Torta or else...
It's no fun, now we need another word.
Alright, ooh, I hate being called Big Torta, dude.
Okay, yeah, grande torda dude scooty J. Hello
Gordito torda dude galley kept things for something wrong. They tore them over
Dude, I hate it so much
Nice.
Who locks their door, dude?
Who's he?
I didn't ask, don't care.
You're gonna be okay.
Oh no.
Well, he did. No need for the assistance, I think.
He dead. He dead AF.
Wait. Where the hell am I? Good evening, my gordita. Is this appropriation?
Shut up man, I'm working.
Why do they say that?
I've only been shot eight times.
I can be shot eight more times.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
Secure it.
Don't shut the door out of here.
I don't know what you are.
Over there.
On route.
Run!
Come on!
Come on!
Jesus, how the other fucking house is there?
Cops are here!
Mission failed. Entertainment at home.
Can't miss those boys. Can't miss those boys.
I can't miss those boys, but when I open the other door, cause I'm an idiot.
I challenge the inhuman reaction time robot in hand to hand combat.
judo flipped me and then karate chopped my throat come back officer Wong I need a
I want to do an SMG dude.
That shit's based.
Which one is the strongest one though?
Um.
SPC-9 has an insane rate of fire.
Use the coolest looking one.
Hmm.
This does shoot really fast.
Oh, we've used this one.
Ben... yes... no...
Go, go, go!
It's only nine millimeter though.
We're gonna need more bullets.
These guys have armor as well.
All righty.
Can you say rest in peace to my granny, she got hit by a bazooka.
Uh, resident bees of my granny, she got hit by a bazooka like that.
Wait.
All right, sounds are on everyone.
G-Berry thanks for subbing. Rifles for indoors. I don't give a fuck what they use, they're robots.
They use their fists for all I fucking care, dude. All I care about is some sweet juicy
appointment action.
Mmmmmmm...yup.
Why does your guy look short like 5'1"?
Rest assured he's 6'7", and he graduated high school.
On you.
Dr. S-13. Suspect are refusing to negotiate. You are clear to move in.
All teams, the door unclear.
Hey, there's one in here this time.
What the hell are you?
Moving in!
You're going to be okay, go in.
Got your six.
Let go of me.
Entry team, cock.
Civilian standing by for traitors.
Talk to the morning.
Great work, entry team.
Keep it up.
Full auto.
I
Can't ask me dude
Oops. Right. That goes outside. I wonder why he has a field out. I did not order him to
to do that.
Holy shit what dude?
It's just a chandelier bro.
Get a fucking whip.
Hmm.
There's gotta be a better staircase.
There's gotta be a better staircase.
These are fucking camping!
I guess we flash up there, huh?
Friggin' Camperino, dude, in the mansion arena!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
That was me head glitching you?
Cool, so your friggin' powergiver got up.
Email the devs complaining?
Mmm, that's a good idea.
Me, when I play video games as a hobby, I might think I'll share my opinion about this on the internet.
Shotguns do not belong in video games.
I think my guy hasn't stopped all of the crime in the city since he's sucking his job.
But he keeps getting shot, and then waking up.
I've been putting games for the sole purpose of catering the cowards.
I still can't believe that shotgun post is like a real thing, it's so fucking funny.
They are angry and volatile you are gopher
Look, I'm never any fellows down here smile
Empty over here no
On me I got you I think we go up these stairs
Hands up truck your knee
Get down on the ground on the left, you son of a...
Go fuck yourself!
Drop it!
Someone's been killed.
Dr. Lee, tag him and keep moving.
Hey, Berm. Where's the gun?
Go and search for the chair.
Follow him. If you're all that bad...
Take that door for no fucking reason who opened the store
We're here to save you man
Rustin beast of my granny
Oh, my bullets go
Okay, let's use the scope for a little bit, shall we?
We're stringing.
Stop the tough and the curable.
And then straight ahead.
P.A.
What the gun?
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Oh yeah, he dead, he dead.
I don't even want to be on this side of the building right now.
Now let's go back.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Where's the secret lever, dude?
Oh, shit.
ship. Here they are. Found them. Alright, I know my team point man's a little bit wounded,
Hmm.
Sus?
Didn't you guys like take cover or something?
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
That's a good idea.
I'm gonna sleep with the elephant.
I'm gonna fly with the elephant.
Talk to the elephant.
Notifying trailers.
Elephant!
Now!
Hang on.
Don't be a dummy, baby.
Elephant!
Now shut up or you're gonna be fine.
What are you doing to him?
Inactive!
Put your hands up!
I don't think I should have done that.
There's more than one, yay!
white man wounded
sweet doesn't work
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm wounded
Unbelievable timing man
That's the Michael Jordan of timing, bro.
Little Bingy makes for- that's the fucking Kobe Bryant of timing, bro.
Did you know that was the third bullet that hit your torso?
See you next round, bozo.
But you can cue as a bullet.
Christ, that's really kicking off out there.
Where the hell are you going, boy?
Where the hell are you?
GLB?
GLB? Gunk little bullet?
Hehehehe.
Mmm, doughnut.
Mmm.
Why do cops like doughnuts so much, dude?
Cuz fat?
Yeah, but like...
Why not like scones or something? You know what I mean? Like how did it end up being donuts?
Big donut, mayhaps?
It's anonymous with coffee?
Hey, who dips their donut in coffee, though? That's some fucking...
That's a bad kind of shit.
Suspects are highly volatile
I'm just kidding. I'm sure it's delicious
Was my gun even shooting?
What the fuck was that?
I think I forgot this.
I was spamming left click.
Shooting backwards.
I think I forgot to swap to full auto, guys.
I wonder how many times they shot.
Shut up Hobo Johnson, you peach scone loving shit.
Is that a movie reference?
I'll watch movies.
I'll watch movies.
Name one movie?
The Seinfeld movie.
is that real? I don't fucking know if it was ever made. I don't know if it never made one.
Jerry must have been too busy with his underage girlfriend to do the filming or some shit.
1738.
Target, negotiations have fallen apart, move to secure the premises, suspects are highly
volatile.
Open up.
I was like, hey what's up, hello?
I was like, hey, what's up, bullado?
Let's see them bully me now.
That my gun shoots rail gun bullets.
Opening on the right.
Good here.
Turn right.
Provide support on the right.
Hands on your head, now!
Down to the ground, move!
Fuck.
the
it has to her go downstairs like that I'm so fucking sorry man
I think it's got blood out over here.
Okay, okay, I'm moving, but don't kill me.
Police, you're under arrest!
Put your hands up!
Move over there.
Hey, hey!
I have my laser turn off, that was weird.
Okay, we're gonna fuck up our clearing method here.
How about I slap you in your brain with a hail of bullets?
Oh, that is not a good gesture to be making, fella.
Stop it.
He's Elon-ing, dude.
I heard you, bitch.
I was like hey what's up hello good evening brah whoo
They call him the point man.
Put your fucking hands up!
Stop it, where are you going to land?
Stay calm.
Get down! I want to see your hands!
Why do you stop?
Elements, this is stock. Keep going.
We didn't search the whole bottom floor and yes, I do mean we.
You watch the C5 Hunter Biden interviews?
Uh...
I saw clips of him.
I didn't watch the full one.
I don't really give a fuck about Hunter Biden.
It's gonna be an honest.
well yeah sure he smokes cocaine and like has sex with prostitutes that's
awesome dude good shit don't care
yes herpes based
Oh, that's not good that's like the last guy bro that's like the last guy by the way
fucking bullshit, dude
are you gonna be repainting on the drama in the bigfoot community?
no, man, what's that?
dude, give me the skinny, bro
Dome's husband made me lose my no-fap streak.
Yeah, same, almost.
Almost.
Moog, can you react to Italy not going to the World Cup for me?
Do you Europeans like it when I make fun of you guys?
Is that why you ask questions like this, dude?
I don't give a fuck about soccer, bro.
I think soccer's lame as shit.
Dude, I think it's more boring than baseball, which is like impressive, actually.
So I don't give a fuck about Italy, dude.
I don't.
That said, I think it's funny
that Bosnia apparently cock-blocked them.
I don't know how.
But they got freakin' pwned, dude.
Get pwned, get pwned.
Bosnia's solid team.
The only thing solid I care about
The poop that I'm crafting right now in my body. Holy shit, dude. I should have poop before straight
You need a daily probiotic?
I do have a probiotic.
I poop once a day.
That is normal and good.
You should be pooping once a day!
No it isn't, dude.
Yes it is!
You poop once a day, that's like the best...
You should poop four times a day.
What?
Christ, it's really kicking off out there.
What the hell are these post boys?
Dude, I'm googling it.
How many times should you poop a day?
Three times a day?
A healthy frequency for bowel movements ranges widely from three times a day to three times
a week.
There's generally no accepted number of times a person should poop daily.
I'm gonna go ahead and say once it once a day is probably good
That's AI the first answer I read was the I went in the second one was the
The website I honestly can't sketchy so maybe maybe there maybe there is a scientific journal there somewhere
On page two or three of the Google results dude
Maybe they should have paid their dues to Mr. Google to have their results show up first, though.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Huh?
If you care so much about bowel movements, maybe you should have paid your tribute to Google.
I'm with you.
Entry team, this is Todd.
We no longer have control of negotiations.
You are clear to move and secure the premises.
Yeah, I was just quoting some reddit mod dude. That's really what they are. Huh? Yeah, it's such a fucking scam man. Holy shit
Dude
But you know like ten years from now when AI has just like been abandoned as like a concept or whatever man
We're gonna be like dude that honestly so fucking base at least I scammed the boomers one last time before they die
Holy shit, the final hikes.
Oh yeah, Polano.
Ten years, I mean I don't know how long, man.
Aim labs it's free.
I'm using the swag shooting method dude. I'm holding my shit sideways.
Moons the boomer in the 90s saying how the internet is a fad.
No man I've always loved the internet. The internet's sweet.
Isn't like open AI and shit like giga failing right now?
Still value to 850 billion?
Mama Mia.
ever seen was that cool how is that ever see
Like, do you think of like the way that AI is presented in like every like cool sci-fi
movie and stuff you think about the way that it's presented in like every fucking
movie dude in like currently I currently I so lame compared to that shit
actually holy shit you good
Okay, when you go up the right stairs now, man, let's cut these ones, fuck it.
I'm trying to get a good example of a movie where AI is just competent, I guess like Terminator,
you know what I mean?
It takes over humanity.
Will AI ever do that, and as it is made now and presented?
AI spitting out fucking answers from a reddit thread.
Oh
God bless the armor
Oh, no, this is top dams notified
I feel like the the real ai threat just hasn't emerged yet, you know what I mean in terms of like like sky net threat, you know what I mean
Hey, we we seem to actually
Anil net. Yeah, that's not what we're gonna call it. I think. I don't think we're going with anil net.
Right is down. Evidence secured.
This is Doc. Proceed with mission.
Got him. Doc, got one down.
Doc to element. Notifying Tim.
Why the fuck is every external door locked, dude?
No!
Fuck!
Oh, this is hot!
Mission failed. The fans are on their way.
Hmm.
Doc, notifying Tim.
Blood hiding in the- the tiniest fucking corner, dude.
The corner that no one should ever have to check, dude.
I'm checking every corner, dude.
Holy fuck, dude.
Physical memes is for sale.
Yeah, we haven't seen anal net yet.
You know what I mean?
You know the learning networks we have around have already found to pretend to be dumber.
Um, I didn't know that, but I also don't believe that.
There's AI agents chatting in this chat right now.
Mmm.
Mmm?
He pulls that gun.
Mmm. Could it be the guy who's waiting til i die every time to have me with stop rushing?
He's been doing it for days. Is he a robot?
RRRRA! RRRRA!! RRRRA!!!
Suffering soul? Thanks for somewhere.
No, he just had a lot of free time.
Oh.
That's kind of cool.
Good one, Moonman.
That was a humorous reference toward repetitive janners.
Thank you.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
I think that's a staff member.
Hi.
You put it down you said you weren't gonna
Slinks back into the shadows
Hello? Okay. You know what? Let's get a team over here.
Now we're thinking with tactics, boys.
I've trained let's go.
Hey, finger guns.
Elias, I'm gonna need you to donate.
Oh, why is I'm going to need you to donate?
I will refund you.
I will refund you.
We need to break the record.
We need to break the record.
We, together, as a group, can achieve this.
You're safe now.
That wasn't 30MS.
So enemies enter like a state of readiness after certain things happen.
I've noticed like,
if they're like near like actual gunshots that aren't silenced and stuff, they'll like, uh, they'll be on guard, but like, those guys weren't on guard.
For whatever reason.
I think we, I think we've stealthed well enough.
All right boys, BALLLIFT!
Hey the door is closed, nice.
Mmmmmm, let's not go through.
What the fuck?
of
the other on alert as I got fired
,
the music started
on me
run to him
drawn him
stay calm
does that hurt you?
no, I'm not going to do this
this is talk, proceed with the mission
Jesus Christ
he just got hurt
of
of
the
fact that
the
fact that
Where's the same France, Meneek?
I didn't know I could...
I didn't know I could pull my zip tie.
I think your team is cracked.
If I cracked you mean I made them smoke crack.
We got cracked bird, we got heroin bird, we got fint bird, we got sniper bird.
got to catch them all smoke some thin oh well we don't have cyber work
Begin the search. Secure on the contacts.
This is the target. Notify board.
I'm back.
Hmm, I think we're good on this floor.
Galaxy gas burnt.
We got fucking...
I
Wanted you guys
Element this is rock James no defiant
Talk to entry team you're clear to proceed
I
Still guys
We're ready
Where's this last dude
I
Sorry man
Hmm... weirdge?
It's a cool bathroom.
Very Greco-Roman, dude.
opulent
Oh
Bro you shot us through the wall
All right, we're good
Right support you got point hold your fire
Don't worry.
Alright, what's our score?
This might be an ape, we got every evidence.
Which we did.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
got? Oh, is that my first? No, we've gotten multiple A's. Just like, if you miss one straight
gun. I'm pretty sure you get a B-Rig. Oh, is that it? On this one? Good. Next one.
on a yacht. Three per DLC? Cool. Son of a Katari oligarch recently collected the Seraglio.
Seraglio. A luxury vessel currently under an outstanding
Bolo order due to recent sexual assault reports. Sayonah Swaynos, the vessel draws coast attention.
Because the situation escalates to kidnapping hostages, SWAT is called the BORP.
Hmm.
Obviously, we want the upper deck.
Welcome to the DLC where they jumped the shark.
I mean, I'm cool with that, honestly.
Take a seat. Here's what we've got. We've had a call come through from a young woman trapped on a boat off the coast.
She claims she's being held against her will, but was unable to give us many usable details.
Her call to 911 was fraught in opinion.
Oh no.
We can deduce from her call she is onboard a boat called the Serenity.
We have an active Bola order for this vessel in connection with a serious sexual assault claim made a few days ago.
However, before you start thinking of this being an easy night, the boat is owned by
Fahad bin Khalid, a guitarist oligarch with a lot of influence glow.
I don't think I need to repeat myself on that.
Whenever the NPC talks about a rich person, they're like, I don't think I need to remind
you guys that we have to do our job good.
The Suraleo is not your ordinary boat for weekend fishing with the bulls.
It's basically a floating mansion.
high tech, high security, and on the move.
So when we get to it, they'll see us coming
and have ample time to prepare their systems.
We need to move fast on this.
But here's the second comment.
We are led to believe that Ben Khalid's son,
Zahid, is behind all of this.
He collected the book from the manufacturers
around a week ago and has been using it ever since
to live out a debaucheryous life fueled by drink, drugs,
and whatever else you can find.
We need to be careful with this one.
I do not want that man harmed.
No matter what he's done, is that clear?
Yes, sir.
Good.
Here's another kicker for example.
The first call came in around an hour
before we received word from the boat.
A witness saw a girl being carried onto the boat
against her will.
It was written off as parting overs having fun.
But if the press get wind of it,
you know exactly how to spin it.
I know we're still getting used to this whole maritime
mission costs and the coast is being briefed and will provide whatever cover
they take but this man is a dangerous fellow with a complete disregard for his
victims. I want him stopped and taken in quickly before this escalates further
but for the love of God do not kill this mother fucker.
Hmm.
These floors are so funny.
Like he doesn't he doesn't look like he pits like this looks like a real person and this looks like a video game
He's got the same expression right here
They're horrible.
There's guns and drugs in the church, too.
Look with me, but I'm in a way.
Okay, stay home. How are you safe?
I don't know. I don't know.
They're looking for me.
There's nowhere for me to go, please.
They already killed people.
I don't want to die.
You're not going to die, Kelly.
Have a word with the coast and the L.S.P.D.
Do you happen to know the name of the person you're on?
No.
I think it's sort of an answer something.
It's a big boat.
This guy has money.
Oh, God.
He found me.
Oh, there he is.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
9-1-1, this call is being recorded.
What's your emergency?
Hi, yeah.
I'm down at Watt Beach, and there's this boat being loaded up
Loaded up that a lot of people are getting on board
Thank you, I'd like to report a big
I think it was called Sirroclio? I saw the name one.
And what was going on? Was she taken against her will?
Well, I don't know. I mean, they were all getting on board, a whole group of people.
Looks like they're having some sort of party business. What growth?
Yeah, we've got picked up and turned it inside.
Sir, you're fine with that?
I'm fine with that.
I'm fine with that.
I'm fine with that.
Yeah, we've got picked up and turned it inside.
Sir, you're calling for emergencies only.
And if you can't confirm that there's an emergency in progress,
then I'm going to have to terminate this call.
I'm sorry.
I just saw something.
Well, you can't trust anybody these days.
It's not an emergency, but it doesn't feel right.
Thank you for calling, but I'm going to have to terminate this call.
Okay.
That's fine.
I was just doing what I thought was right.
fire that bitch
all right
this will be
two-gun mission
Ben
Hmm, what's this the most swag shotgun dude a
Rugged combat proven pump action shotgun
Okay
I don't even know what this does.
Only handguns are swag.
Should I go in with the revolver, boys?
Get the deagle?
The diggle's not swag, though.
Ooh, a taser, good idea.
Yeah, this one sounds cool.
Fuck.
Like I do right here?
Let's do this one.
I've used this one I think.
Go in with a 45.
What's a 45?
m45 the 1911
take out your plates pussy yeah sorry man these guys are their robots and they
like to shoot me oftentimes before I even know they're there so I don't think
I will do that.
Should we use the 1911?
Meow meow meow.
Reloading!
My hair's looking good today.
Thanks.
Your payment is in the mail.
Oh, these guns can't have a silencer.
This one can.
Doo Doo Doo
Hmm, we don't need a scope
There's only seven bullets though
Let's uh, let's use the freaking Magnum, dude, swag.
And my hand jiggles when I shoot this.
So slightly above that close range, it only matters.
My greeny guy shot by a bazooka, guess what it's on.
Alright, surely seven should be enough.
Wouldn't people worry about like ricochet?
Who is Rick O'Shea?
That's a good question.
I'm gonna go P. Is there a guard here?
Can you check the name, the name wall with all of your dead comrades on it?
Wait, is there a name wall?
Where?
No way.
Up your ass, loser lamal.
How the hell did they even get that kind of firepower?
played by Dr. Pooppart once again, dude.
Fuck, man.
Holy shit!
Damn!
That's like a hundred guys!
There he is, Tyrell Carter, dude.
He was my partner.
Hereby.
I think you're like at 10% of COVID deaths on officers, that's a lot.
You are so... very warm.
I waited 10 minutes to do this to you motherfucker, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, dude
Holy shit
Timothix for 7
He fucking got his binoculars out
Dude, that guy has to be pissed. That was a PC player, dude
Holy fuck
fuck. Dude, he was in the bunker, he was waiting in the bunker area for that entire time.
He used the phone three fucking times to spot me.
There's, there's, you can only do two.
I'm not afraid of aliens. I'm only afraid of humans.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
It's a beautiful day in San Francisco with clear skies and cool 60 degrees.
Amazing waters!
Thank you very much for choosing this shit.
I mean, I drank deer cum.
If the deer came,
I would be doing my part as an environmentalist to slurp that shit up.
It's only fair.
I'm trying to use every part of the beer deck.
Hell yeah, bro!
God, we look fucking cool, dude!
Alright, you know what Moon's gonna say.
He's into cowgirls.
Yeah, I'd fuck a cowgirl.
a hell yeah okay so a cat girl you wouldn't but a cat I like the hubs and
the big teddies do you okay horns are hot horns are hot
Yes!
Bitch!
Yes!
Oh fuck!
Yes man!
Hey, what's up?
Oh fuck!
Yes! Bitch! Yes! Oh fuck! Yes, man! Finally, the stupid fucking monster boss of man!
AHHHHHHHHH!!
MAAAAC!
You looking for a toy?
Oh, get your toy!
Where is it?
I don't know...
Go find it!!
It's on my way.
The different bitch, that's good.
HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAA!!!
AHHHH! SHUT UP!!
You
Hey fellas.
Hey fellas.
Hey fellas.
Let me get a moment of silence for the poop stack that I'm generating right now.
Dracke, thanks for subbing.
Would you be, thanks for subbing.
Am I ready or not?
I'm ready.
I
Scout from one of ten house taxes are right now. We're looking at seven right now boys
Hypercubic's are seven holy shit. Yeah, literally
Oh, we're on the helichopter dude
Hypercube me thanks for seven says so so do you guys figure out who the AI is in chat
It's bucket revolver time
Hands up do it now
Get down I want to see
You're okay
Trailers are ready
Oops
Well, I think it was wasteful mag by the way
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
Holy shit.
Catch Prince.
of
the
I
Got one ball up to this
Oh no
Billy no
All good. Evidence to the drop.
I'll take care. I'll save you.
I'll save you. Take care.
Clap, clap, clap.
Tell it to the judge that you won't have to talk to.
We can talk. We've got a dead civilian in here.
We fight traitors. Civilians, DOA.
Kalamans, this is Tark. Proceed with mission.
Wait, how are we now on the top floor?
Oh, he thought about it.
There's no one here in any of these fucking radios.
Whoa!
Yo, she teleported!
Let's do the top floor first.
Who are you talking to oh, I'm sorry
That just doesn't really help me bro.
Lucky buddy
Yeah, stop calling me. I stole your gun. Stop calling me.
of
the
death
of
the
There's so many floors on this bitch.
Baldi.
What's that?
What's that?
I'm not 1 million percent where that game broke
I swear I checked out there where the fuck did he come from?
You have a helicam in this DLC? Wait what? That's kind of cool.
We're on shotgun. Mainly because I like how their head explodes when I shoot them in the head.
They need to think first of it.
It's really kicking off out there.
Hello, well.
Hello, well.
Huh? I can't click.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? I can't click anything here.
Huh?
I literally can't click anything.
Restart? Yeah. I would use the revolver if we could go full detective mode, dude. We're
like the suspenders. Okay. Yeah, that's a restart. Cringe! Fucking cringe, dude.
Right click?
What would right clicking do?
Could have had the Hawaiian chervy weren't bad at the game.
Good day to you, Wazit! Shut up, bitch!
Chomps you in the throat?
Gah!
Let's say hi to me. Hello the feather man. Hello dude. What's up? Is that everything you ever wanted?
The hello from me? You've never seen a band on this channel before? I mean like a chatter
getting banned or me getting banned reason this one by the way mmm
uh buckshot naturally I don't need giga ammo here actually
a double dog there you bitch okay I've banned you for one second
yep test me that's on big piss trying to stop big shit from winning oh we're
So I'm a soccer
I think
still upper deck
Where are they protesting?
Oh you know cause their fucking snowflakes
eeee....
OO A
Does that still wipe out
their channel points when you banned them a permanent band does that I didn't
know that that wasn't a permanent band
let's fucking rock
Caution.
Target moved to the east. Keep eyes sharp.
I don't like this
Only move, I don't need it.
You guys get the prince? Yup.
Sexy time!
Yeah, sure buddy.
I don't give a fuck about your country, bitch.
What movie is this guys? Yeah, that's John Wick by the way.
He'll be okay, probably.
All right, which side's the south side though?
with missions. Hey man!
EMT and trailers are on.
Get down!
Excellent work. Don't stop now.
This is the guy who came here to rescue his friend.
I'm gonna punch him in the face.
Anyone in the pooper?
On me?
On you.
To stay with that weapon can be hurt, secure and not have to have a funeral.
I'll get the gun.
Shit!
I'll get you, you talk.
Come on, hang on.
Entry team, this is Todd. Proceed with mission.
Okay, this isn't shell loaded. We're like individually loaded.
Need to remember that
He did nothing wrong bro. He turned around appointed a gun at me dog
Oh
He's got the same Dracula.
Yeah, we should be more careful.
What are you guys doing?
Stay on me, young man.
Hey, we fuckin'- we fuckin' SMOKE to that guy, holy shit.
I've already been in here.
What?
Guys he was behind us by the way.
Yeah you do bitch.
Okay, we don't need everyone, we don't need them.
Didn't need everyone in the shower, boys.
It's not after the mission.
I fucking reloaded.
EEL!
I
Think I smoked that man
the
the
the
the
I think it bled out.
Oh no, I killed that guy.
Any mission, see yourself on the helicopter cam would be...
Hey, it's me!
Oh, I don't like this.
Okay.
Is it gonna be right above us, maybe?
of
the
of
Hey, did I shoot her?
I don't think so.
I'm on the cam! Look, I'm on camera!
I'm on cam to camera!
Oh fuck.
There we go.
You good, ma'am? Your socks are all dirty. Oh, those are shoes.
You're not gonna die. Probably.
of
the
of
the
Let's go up these stairs back here.
What the hell though?
Where the fuck did you throw that?
Do we get the pool?
Aw, man!
Stay out!
Falling behind you!
This is LSPD SWAT. We have control of Soralia and will bring her into port.
We have a number of casualties and suspects on board.
Copy that, little PD. We'll make arrangements and have a good stay in line.
Alrighty.
We did the responsible thing.
Still a guy and they're still...
Let's save.
I can't remember where we've been.
So your arm off, need a hand?
He's dead.
He's spoken dead.
I know where we have to go.
We have to go to the bedrooms downstairs.
Okay, I think we're gonna go down one more
of
the
death of
the
death
No, where is this last motherfucker at, man?
of
Okay, where's the gunfire?
of
What gun is this what is this?
It's a cool-looking gun
Wait
This is why non-lead those stupid.
We did everything perfectly, pretty much.
Only A rank.
Intimidator.
Sweersoose and Libralex for 7.
Chat gun experts, nerdga.
Are you talking about Gweebs?
How do I upgrade my therapist?
Oh, their traits are working.
Oh, we just unlocked this one, I think.
Oh, we have an Intimidator.
Moral Officer.
Shouldn't it be Moral?
Nice typo, dude.
Idiot.
it. Alrighty. Get some rights. Get some clerks. Get some parks. Kevin Park. All right, what
do we got? Leviathan.
Reg Heavywell A101, the first rig permitted to drill in the lucrative heavy oil reserves off
plus swaners has been attacked by eco terrorist group UPF.
We've taken hostages, swat with jurisdiction under an amendment,
to the Outer Continental Shelf Lands Act have been called to the scene.
Okay?
Helipad. Ooh, convenient!
That's why we're out here!
Alright everybody, settle down and bring it in.
I know it's early, but we've got something developing that's going to be a new situation for all of us.
We've received a call from the new drilling rig that sits off the coast.
These UPF assholes have stormed the rig and taken everybody there hostage.
At 0804 this morning, we also received a recorded message from the group confirming their intentions and demands.
We don't know when it was recorded, but we know it's...
Oops. Fuck.
Why is everyone mentioning me until your viewers to stop?
Bozo Sattaro?
Genuine.
Fuck.
We also received a call from a worker over here.
He confirmed that shots have been fired and there are already multiple fatalities.
This is a whole new ballpark for us, and I know we've all done the training
and we've been preparing for offshore operations this is a big one that's why i've asked commanders
you may vary from the coast to take control of this region this will be a baptism of fire so
listen up and brace yourselves because it'll be a case of grabbing your gear and we'll talk to you soon
if you say that. Thank you sir folks i won't waste your time talking about the shooters because
you have all had more recent experiences with that than i have but you were flying into a
dangerous situation and you need to be aware of everything going on around you
every second you're out there. Rigs are a dangerous place to be in any case in
this situation even more so. You'll need to shut these guys down as quickly as
possible. Shooting up an oil rig means we're one stray bullet away from a
natural disaster. It'll be a different world once you get there. The winds out
there on a day like today will play havoc with everything and you'll need to
watch your every step. An active drilling platform will be noisy and any moving parts
pose a threat to you and the rig's safety. There will be narrow spaces, lots of cover,
and a sheer drop down into the Pacific. You're used to dangerous situations, but I can tell you
I've seen experienced men struggle to deal with the unique nature of rig disasters in the past.
The description is so funny.
to your talents. My uncle guys like blowing off by an explosive Vietnam didn't ask plus
stop trauma dumping in chat. Message we received from the terrorists confirms they want to shut
the rig down, which is very dangerous if they don't know what they're doing. We don't know
what they're doing, the hospitalists, but we need to get them out too. These guys will be spread
all over the rig and are crazy enough to do anything. Okay, I've just been told these
fuckers are live-streaming their attack on the ring. Oh no! Shut that down ASAP. Whatever happens
out there, I don't want a fucking bloodbath broadcast for the whole world to see. It's time to move.
I want to quit my checks completed and everyone ready to load up. Head out to board this rig in 20
minutes. Why laser sighting a shotgun? Because I like to hold it sideways because it's cooler.
So shall we. Caused by humanity's ideological humorous, our planet suffocates under the
weight of super-elder population, driven by great surpasses, industrial growth, and
exploitation. The endless campaign of consumption and disruption of the planet and its ecosystem
must be stopped. We will stop it by any means necessary.
Oh, there's many!
The Earth will not be saved through kindness, overpaid experts, the wrestling of papers
in bureaucracies, or pointless marches with signs and stern words.
Only the strong will and ruthless will ensure the survival of what truly matters.
Through this, the parasite of the collective mind will be purged.
You have been warned.
This bitch is getting paid minimum wage to answer your phone call, dude.
Who talking to you?
I don't know what's going on, but the reason I'm taking over my Savannah is because of lots of guns.
I need you to get the codes for whoever's out here before they blow this fucking place and kill us all.
Okay sir, please.
Shut up, buddy, Malo.
My name's Cooper Malo, and I'm running for Arkansas's 13th District.
Why is the same person answering every 911 call?
Oh, they switched to AI in this universe, guys.
Set Garland X for 7.
Finally!
That looks so cool. I'm on the left by the way, in case you couldn't tell.
I'm not here, man.
The negative hot spot we got at the helicopter is getting rolled.
It's a team lead in an active threat.
It's over, and your team sets are taking over.
Slumped his ass, though. You know I did. Oh, God.
Wait, how'd I get so many- Oh!
Got the jump, still only got one.
A testament to how quickly they reacted this game.
I just got here, moved done any good bits recently?
Guards, play me in.
Play me in.
I'm going to need the baseline followed by some laughter and applause.
Alright, now everyone cheers.
Yeah!
Hey, welcome back to the Moon Moon Show, everyone. Welcome back.
Oh, man. See the news today?
Ha-ha! Yup.
Crazy, right?
Who are you talking to?
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
boy man's dying
I
What
I got no plan surveying this place oh they're barricade nice what's up guys yeah
we're here. Cavalry's here, lads. We're the sixth place in big 2027, dear, holy shit. In the
not-so-distant future of 2027, eco terrorists have assumed control of the United States.
They're using bioterrorism to eliminate half of the United States' population.
out by the way
whoa
how come that guy in chess had blind
How'd you see us?
Yeah, I will.
I'll kill all of you guys.
I'll even kill those civilians.
It's not like I can get fired for it.
the
the
the
the
the
I think we're over here.
Incoming proceed with caution. I don't want to go out there. I'll go out here. Fuck
This place is a fucking maze
bro how do you even get bored of this man on a fucking oil rig it sounds like there's
trees blocking line they can't sneak up on you dude how hard is it to have like six armed
the guys. Shoot at anyone. Six armed the guys is pretty rare. No, six guys that are armed
the gun.
I have a silencer, by the way.
Hey, belly.
Thank you. Thank you, Kerry.
Hi.
Yeah, they need to have like a resident RPG squad.
Like a Rentaler, the unit.
How hard is that, bro?
We're pulling back to your location, stay sharp on the ground.
I already got the achievement.
I'm so fucking dead, man.
Holy shit, I did not see that guy.
They do have silo's guns, me.
No burrito.
We've got one civilian down.
Entry jambus is top.
Car and air standing by.
Alright, where the hell do we go?
Any chatters in chat work on an oil well?
Rick?
Any oilers?
And your imagination follows through the shit, huh?
Me? Oh, what's up, guys?
I know those chatters don't actually work on one, by the way, but I'm...
I'm entertaining their latest delusion of Grandeur.
Used to climb cell towers? What the hell?
That's too dangerous.
Grandeur? Yeah, it's the, uh...
...more delicious version.
He's screaming!
Nope.
He's screaming!
He's screaming!
I'm pretty sure I've been in here.
I believe so.
Yes.
Oh, it's our swan.
Give me!
Let's try it down.
Who the fuck is shopping?
I will literally do it.
of
I don't know why, anyone.
Ah!
There's a really close right.
I don't know what to do.
Move again.
Bros, oh no.
I heard a sound itself.
I have a message for a college in Jesus Christ.
I don't mind, we killed him.
Big style.
Okay.
Good, that's what I told you to do.
Wait, she's an eco terrorist.
I wish I could put this away.
Sorry, buddy.
Jesus!
They burned that guy!
Oh, wait, I know where we are.
This is LSPD's squad.
We're breathing and taking over by extremes from the United Planet Front.
Repeat, the raid has been tamed over.
Get down on your knees!
I left!
What is this?
What is this?
I left!
What is this?
What is this?
I left!
What is this?
I left!
What is this?
I left!
What is this?
I literally pre-fired it, man.
That's gonna be the- aw, there's two more.
Repeat Blunder?
Dude, I literally, in my brain, I'm like, I'm literally gonna no scope insta-peak this person.
this person. There's no way it can shoot past you. It did. No freaking way. There's no freaking way.
Well, let's attempt to have you try the nine bangs for fun. Sorry, I'm not here for fun. I'm here
to follow the tutorial channel in the competitive ready or not discord community discord.
I'm here to use the meta items and I'm here to get an S rank on every mission
I'm falling back the blue 72s guide right now
Crippling depression thanks for seven
No
You're not doing very well. Oh, you just don't understand the high level of tactics. I'm using right now
Also, you're a bitch.
Where are the fucking eco-terrorists?
Freeze!
Where are the fucking eco-terrorists?
Freeze!
I wish I could brutalize the criminals a little bit, just a little bit dude.
That guy was already dead.
That guy was already dead dude.
What's the big D?
You shot the civilian? Yeah, cuz I got I got minus points for fucking
For shooting the guy I'd already shot Intimidator and negotiator
Wait, can we get the nutritionist on this big?
There, arm.
I think it quit.
What a bitch, dude.
If I had my way, they wouldn't be allowed to quit.
It would be a draft.
And if they deserted, then they would die.
Talks have a 90s or something for a 100-day lunch, by the way, do you very much?
They die either way.
Most of the cops that have joined the force have not died, believe it or not.
Just a lot of them have.
Many of them have.
I would say like 40% but that's not the majority
and
Long land, 11.
30 located to east, keep our sharp.
Fire, we got you.
Elements, need to start. Trailer's incoming.
30 found, east.
I'm dying.
I tried.
Call the ATG.
Don't move.
Get down.
We're straining.
I'm out of my mouth.
Come on.
Put it down.
Put it down.
Put it down.
Put it down.
Put it down.
Cut them.
Come on
What you got buddy I like that hit him
You're not a bad guy are you?
Yeah, yeah.
This is talk.
Proceed with mission.
I mean,
I need to leave the company.
Hello, program.
Super room.
The guys on the ball.
I need to talk.
The building.
Slides you up the stairs with my mind.
This is talk.
Great work.
Keep going.
We blew this guy's arm off at the socket, dude.
The mag on this thing looks like a fucking Lego piece, man. It looks so silly.
I call a mag by the way because I'm a gun guy. I'm a gweeb.
Yo, good. I'll give you that.
Oh
It's over
I might think I'll leave cover and rush this guy.
Oh, and it would appear you've looked away for a brief second.
Time to rush you and shoot you in the face.
Unconfuzzle, thanks for seven.
Stop rushing, holy fuck. Dude, he said it again.
This guy actually said it for the 100th time. That's crazy.
Christ, it's really kicking off out there.
Where the hell are these coast boys?
They called it a joint venture, but really...
Right.
Who we got left?
Noobs.
Woo song.
Woo song you.
This shotgun's cool.
I think it sounds the coolest.
Is it the best one?
Nah.
You look amazing today, big tortoise.
Let's see
They call him big torch a scar man, thanks for sub it. What's up you dabs you up
In fact, are accusing to come out or negotiate. You are cleared to move in.
This is LSPDS authority shortly at operation zone.
We're all fucked up to see our little guys.
Point man.
Dude, there's a seventh guy there!
Dog!
Of course!
Of course there's a seventh guy right there that didn't come out to fight us and just stayed in the room
directly next to the room where you killed six guys.
Of course he was right there the whole time!
He was a whole time!
Try the .300 Blackout Elvar King.
What is Elvar?
It's all rifle?
Is that a shotgun?
Out of curiosity?
No?
Oh.
It's like, why did you suggest this then?
I don't know.
Does this make their heads blow up?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I blow their heads up, back and forth.
So I'm using a mag fed shotgun?
That's you guys, by the way.
That's you guys, by the way.
No, that's you?
No, that's you, man, that's you.
That is hella you.
That's hella you.
behind you
this is top, some fact that they can rescue to the area and are refusing to operate
move in and remember your ROE and secure the area
hands over, put your hands
that guy sounds cool
it's over, and you can't even stand to take it over
why did I peek? I had to man, I'm the point man
Dude, you would truly ask why the point man peaked.
That's like asking why did the chef cook the meal?
What's his job, brother?
Uh, wow, this thing can't even have, uh, what's it called?
Muzzle attachment.
Why does the chef keep shooting civilians?
Brother Lowell?
Oh, that's an integrated suppressor. I didn't realize that. Makes sense, though.
I can already tell the dump I'm gonna take later is gonna be truly legendary. Holy fuck.
you know how like in a lot of fantasy there's always like a mythical like
blacksmith or whatever dude this is must have this is how they must have felt
making their leather very well
Wait, what?
Get a gun?
Oh, they're going to give me detention for that one?
Ah, shit.
Fuck, dude.
Police!
I'm gonna go back up and back up.
Fucking shit!
Now I'm gonna be toned.
Now I'm gonna ask for the rest of the time.
Accordate this to time.
Nice dab, dude.
That was sick.
Do not drop.
Great work.
Keep going.
Security contacts.
Excuse me.
the
I'm trying to run it.
I have to put these on yes or we're done.
We don't break.
We don't.
We don't.
We don't.
We don't.
We don't.
We don't.
We don't.
We don't.
Get down.
They're snitching!
The only thing these guys hate more than being shot at by terrorists is having to see the bullies, I guess.
I'm so fucking dead actually
This gun sucks dude
It's gonna just strip worse than the regular 300 Blackout rifle.
What is a .300 round anyway?
Like where does it stand in the echelon of bullets, dude?
three hundred inches wide we're talking about bullets at your mom's vagina dude
okay all right big man let's see here let's get the this one yeah
Ben?
Yes?
Wait, I don't want the break.
No.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Good one, Moon.
Haha, very funny.
Okay, listen up.
I'm detecting a bit of sarcasm in the Twitch chat right now.
All right.
You may have forgotten your role.
forgotten your role. Alright, this website, it's for you typing W when we do stuff. Okay.
Got it big man.
It's it's W dude now. Let's all go for driving my car and I'll look at my phone and then run someone over or something
Then you guys would be like,
Yo dude!
I'm gonna go beat up a dog.
This gun's cool.
Look, it's got the gold knight slugs on the side.
Fire burning in my ear, man.
Wait chat is the time to type W I was not paying attention.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Shotguns are giga L?
Dude, the same peep, dude.
Alright, same vibes are, listen up.
Same vibes as someone being like, dude, spears are so lame, dude, when they're like the
fucking coolest most epic medieval weapon dude same vibes as being like dude
you're using a shotgun you should be using a saw rifle dude same fucking vibe
dude
Spears coolest weapon dude they are man they doubles a staff
And there's other kinds of spears. You get like a halberd? I know it's not like a spear, right, but it has a tip.
All sorts of spears.
Pull arms.
Good.
I
Always need to look up boys. I need you to look up
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
This is LSPU, the Raiders have been taken over by a strained from the United Plain Front.
Repeat, the Raids have been taken over.
We have heavy contact with the suspects.
Alright, now repeat that message into the microphone.
I don't even know what a direction is.
I
Roll the bat
Oh
What's that
Blah blah blah
Holy shit, that's a big gun!
and
if
if
if
We're doing a little tomfoolery whose side are we on who can save for sure
We're not here for your safety.
Okay.
You guys got my back, right?
Oh!
Good work team.
Gotta land those shots fellows.
what did we learn nothing I think I don't think I learned anything you need a
fully auto shotgun this one is pretty much I'm the point man are you the point
man? No, that's what I thought. I'm going probably the most elite, ready or not clan.
And they selected me to be the point man for my exceptional reaction time. Jacob is saying
the number is...
0.01? Yeah.
Yes. Precisely the number I was thinking of.
They fucking killed him!
It's almost kind of laggy.
I'm almost gonna land.
I'm almost gonna land.
I'm almost gonna land.
I'm clear. Zip him up. Zip him up!
He's going! He's got an opening.
He's opening on the left.
I got not this camera.
Nothing here is there.
You guys feel that? It's your feet.
Keep your senses sharper than all.
What the fuck is that line?
They both said it!
Where's that beam?
What's for dinner let me get to the point
Hmm. What is this? It's those delicious potatoes you get at KBBQ, guys. These ones.
Say goodbye to your armed terrorist.
Yikes.
But that looks like it hurts, uh...
Uh, that was Italian moon by the way.
Hi!
Are we chill?
Yeah, kick him in the ribs.
That was awesome.
Consuming?
Yeah, probably.
Hi!
Hands up!
I don't have a gun!
Stay down and turn around.
For the Cardinal's sin of gluttony, you have been sentenced to 1,000 years to the boiling leg of blood.
This is talk. Trailer's notified.
Oh fuck, is he?
Not really, man.
As soon as I reload, this guy's gonna pop out, huh?
I think I hit him. I don't know.
Oh, I gave up. Oh, that was very nice of you. Thank you.
The rig has been taken over.
We have heavy contact with the southern side.
Several civilians are dead.
Another being held hostage, somewhere on the rig.
We need medical teams and backup on standby.
Why are you waiting here?
Martin.
Martin.
Check the track.
If I have support on me, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Where the hell were we?
Do I miss Kai?
Kai's not yet.
Yeah, he got me in the reaming.
Same.
Yeah, he got me in the reading.
Same? Yeah, it's good to see that he's uh...
Having a positive influence on the youth. You guys.
What are you talking to?
You're 36.
Yeah, and you never read a book until now.
You're well.
Falling behind me.
It's just so funny imagining like,
Kai's not getting like a life coach and he'll be like,
have you tried 10 minutes of popcorn reading with your friends?
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
at least is going to die in the process of throwing the flashbang by the way.
That's not good for you.
Keep going.
Push out!
Take the room for counter-attacks.
He's up!
He's up!
Keep eating this thing.
That's not ready to go.
I'll take it.
Damn!
Looking like a Jojo character.
Which one of you guys is good and which one of you guys is bad?
What's a gojo?
No, JoJo's guys, JoJo's.
I never liked JoJo's guys, I'm gonna be honest.
I do like...
Theo, though, he's cool.
He goes...
Say April Fool's.
I'm afraid I ain't fooling, fella.
This place is amazing. Nobody cares what you think, bitch. What? It's not that I...
I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying I don't like it. That's okay.
Come here, come here, you fallout bool.
I got it.
Don't ever come down.
Stay down!
That one chatter on you.
You're doing it good to go.
Keep quiet.
Dr. Elliman, keep going.
Nah, I don't even know what we're talking about.
That chatter a bitch.
I'm walking.
Picking me.
Yeah!
I'm walking.
Picking me.
Yeah!
I'm walking.
stop unlocked and ready to go open with flashbang on
get to that bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
open the lock
he's not becoming your way, eyes up
I'm near
Well, I'm not quite sure where the last person could be.
No one tells Judge to shut up and libs.
No one.
None of my things for some and...
I'm gonna give it so loud holy shit can you guys even hear my voice
Oh, good job.
The other dub for the dub lord, me.
You barely miss that guy?
Who are you yelling at?
Yo, dude, this guy's stealing my glory!
it. There's more. Don Berry, thanks for selling. Can I make a confession to you guys? I don't
like most fruits. Remember earlier when we played Scrandall and the really gross looking
fruit pizza came up? Sorry, no trauma dumping on Tuesday. It's not trauma, dude. Avocado
in tomato are the only two good fruits? Oh well if we're counting tomato as a
fruit then I love fruits.
I don't really like avocado, I'm gonna be honest.
Yeah.
Omicotters are like...
Loamy.
Loamy.
L-O-A-M-Y.
Bastard!
Shut your bitch-ass up!
People pretend to like avocado?
Yeah, I agree with that, actually.
But I missed a soft objective.
I agree, though.
I wonder what the- which objective I missed.
Guacamole's good? Yeah, but it's- guacamole isn't just avocado.
Uh, it's like pepper and shit.
You know what I- do you know what I am saying?
You should have to drill by the radio broadcast.
Oh!
I'm a kind of as good guac as hit or miss you know much people feel the opposite dude
fucking you guys never have one of those delicious like layered bean dips oh fuck dude oh fuck
oh this mission pep w this guy doesn't know dude you're not a huge fan of
layered bean dip rips your heart out like in that one Indiana Jones movie
why do you need to dip your beans you don't dip the beans you dip stuff into
the beans. The half-built luxury resort, the Elysian, on the Los Suenos Peninsula
starts, stands as a reminder of the city's failed future and has become a hub
for crime. Oh no! I must be the response to reports of illegal activity as two
sides gather here to trade beyond drugs and guns. So are they trading trading
people? We're coming in from the beach.
You love getting your ass pounded if we consider sitting in your chair as getting your ass pounded. Yeah, I love getting my ass pounded, though
But I just love sitting down, you know what I mean?
There's so much screaming
Dude, good therapy man. Put trauma dumping me. I got a job to do.
Made chicken salad with apples, cringe, feta
not bad tomatoes me sauteed onions me
me okay chicken salad why do you saute
the onions chicken salad supposed to be
like supposed to be light so like you
should just chopped up some like onion
and uncooked onions.
IMO.
So you got bite into it, and it's refreshing.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
And raw onions are not light,
but not like a whole fucking onion,
but like, you know, like, you know what I mean?
Red onion or yellow onion?
I like them both.
I like them both.
season with tacos, season with dress with lime, southwest flavor going on, I mean I
guess if you're eating it for like dinner then like it's okay if you made it that way
but I think a chicken salad I think of like a lunch sandwich you know what I mean extra
sleep tanks or something like as as the resident authority on chef-related
foods. I think it's important that you... Wait, why'd you clip that?
Give the taste of a ten-year-old, please stop. I think if you have to eat onions
When they're sauteed, you have the childish taste, bud.
I'm gonna go pee real quick, is that okay?
Yes, below.
Fear me.
You're a mid 40s housewife you just got off your second show you're a mid 40s housewife
You just got off your second shift as you work two jobs.
You come home, little Billy, it's summer break,
little Billy is on his computer.
He looks guilty.
You don't know why, okay?
You sit down, you're trying to make ends meet.
Okay, you check your bank account,
minus $2,000 in your checking account.
What's this little Billy?
you stand up you ask little Billy what slots calm little Billy's like oh it's
just you ask little Billy did you sneak into my room and steal my credit card
little Billy says yes you grab little Billy
Don't like this song.
Stream in!
I need pants.
I'm not leaving you, don't worry.
I'm leaving, though.
I'm leaving!
Yep.
You thought I was gonna do it, but I didn't.
I don't like this.
I like this, why can't I, oh my chat, oh my god I was close, how'd that happen?
I get it.
I'm over here stroking my dick right now. I got lotion on my dick. I'm over here straight choking my shit. I'm already as fucked man. I'm afraid for real. For real for real.
Okay, but can you confirm that you made penta?
Yeah
All me I did that
No, uh, no cap on a stack
Okay, if the PVP's gonna be dog shit the necko's gonna have me a 250 ping most we can do is just waste their fucking time
I will harass these guys for an insane length of time.
That's what we are now, we're John Stahl, we're literally going, this is more punishment
than what would happen if they died anyway, if you think about it, they're losing time.
This is a scraping spear of a different design.
I'm scraping their fucking life, they're in real lifetime.
Oh my god, you got him!
You did it!
Uh oh!
Uh oh!
No!
Did I do that?
Did I do that?
who is this guy bro and we killed that guy holy fuck damn Jesus be ballin across
the stands looks the same looks funny as fuck I mean he's leading you to the
promise land he's balling you to the promise land come ye sheep install
of
the
of
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
That was awesome.
I'm tweaking awesome, dude.
It's D.G.O.L. time.
Da da da D.G.O.L.
Da da da D.G.O.L.
Just get a little bit more.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Oh the briefing guys are you guys ready?
Is the Easter egg in this mission if you bring a C2?
Sorry I only have C4.
I got some coffee guys, I'm truly poop-axing.
to be a paradise for the rich and famous now it's an inhospitable wreck surrounded by the ocean on
three sides it's one of those places that the city forgot has long been a meeting point for
probably like a very micro one year. What we have is that two groups are meeting down there for a
trade of some kind Intel has been vague to say the least but set your minds away from this being
your run-of-the-mill drug trade. What we do know is that the goods being transferred are of high
importance need to be secured at all costs shit sorry boss it could be weapons
explosives and bogey thinks we're something whatever it is these groups
are dealing we can't let either of them leave in their possession we don't have
much intel on the sides involved other than that one of the pirate group of
most novel contents will pass oh expanding their operations in recent
They're comprised of mostly Central and South Americans operating predominantly along the Baja Coast, traveling far up and down the North Pacific coast.
Intel has led us to conclude that they've acquired something of high value and interest for willing buyers, hoping to find that big payday and offload it to the highest bidder.
The other side is a group called Black Sentin, a Rhodes Gallery comprised of highly trained individuals.
We're talking ex-military, tier one mercenary type backwards, all well armed and well disciplined.
We've spoken with the USIA and they've confirmed several former USIA agents are active in this group.
Expect heavy contact with a potential number of suspects involved in this, so I need you all to be prepared.
This has clusterfuck written all over it. Thankfully with this deal taking place so far out of town, we don't expect any civilians out there.
Wait a second.
Okay, we got the flash gun. Good.
We gotta arrest five dudes.
Five hot dudes.
Hey, it's me. We need to talk.
Okay, but this is me! This is me!
I need your help with the job.
Something has caused a lot of concern for a lot of people above my station.
And that's bad news for both of us.
There's a big deal going down this afternoon.
Out on the peninsula, at that old hotel.
The Elysian. It's a high-level trade between two groups.
One of which is of great interest to us.
Every group called will smell like antistatic cows.
They're small fish to us.
They mostly stick to self of the order, but we've traced them as far as Canada.
They're in over their heads.
The problematic party is a group by the name of Black Sentinel.
They operate above your usual intel level, and I can't say much more.
But the USIA need to make sure they're not that traded.
What's the trade?
That's classified.
The less you know, the better.
All you need to know is that this black sensual group are not the sort of people who will play around.
What I can tell you is that their group has ex-USIA agents as members, and that should tell you enough about who they are, and why the USIA needs the team.
My knee hurts, you think a chili cheese dog will help? Yeah, dude.
Take it in. This whole line of action could potentially escalate to a matter of a national security. Do you understand the severity of the situation?
Yeah, but why bring it to me?
Let's just say it's more of a mutual problem.
And the last thing we want or need are more government noses poking into places they don't need to be.
You and I go way back.
I know I can trust you.
And, well, no threats.
The LSVD SWAT involvement is the biggest threat for us.
At times it's unknowingly helped us and hindered us.
All right, I'll pass it on.
Send me what you got through the usual channel.
Boss of X-ray to 5 subs?
Guys, what do you think it is? I think it's a dirty bomb.
Dickon in Mango Team thinks for 7?
Poopsock? I don't know if they would have this meeting over a poopsock.
Alebinolepe? Thanks for subbing!
Dootah!
12 tons of KitKats? Wait a second.
How come I'm in the bag, dude?
Such a fucking loser.
Hey, Berm.
Oh, hell.
Who's he talking to?
Maybe we pick a different spot to enter from.
I
Maybe we pick a different spot to enter from
That one was very open
I wanted to subdue
Let's do it.
Running gun in this game works?
Uh, maybe.
Define running gun.
Let's do the loading bay.
That's inside, that's nice.
Uh, Moz won't do a gamble because they're gonna fail 50 times.
Guard's throughout the gamble.
for just this attempt. Oh, we're in a different vehicle now, dude. I got a hole in my pants.
Yeah. Yeah, for at least for seven.
Every team, this is Todd. Our negotiators just pull up contact with the suspects. They are angry and volatile. You are go for entry.
Hey, firm.
This port is here, circling the target zone.
Be ready. Something is to see, Rob.
to play.
Nice.
Please.
This is talk.
The MTs and trailers are standing by.
Move.
Is Archie the next one, Shubbett?
Move on.
So, man.
I'm not sure where the perimeter is.
I can't get out through the window.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Stay on me.
You got a warning.
Oh my god, there's probably crabs.
Contact down!
Contact down!
What did you shoot?
Oh.
Now in the ground!
Now!
Get him.
Elements, this is stock.
Got it!
I got it!
What a kill!
Got him!
I'm not even a killer!
I'm not even a killer!
Now!
I'm not even a killer!
I'm not even a killer!
Please don't kill me!
Oh my god, Alarm!
We're so close to death, actually.
Oh my.
Where is my team?
The other element.
Help!
Wait a minute.
Who's that?
Weakest!
Help!
The other element.
You know what you do.
Elemental top.
Suspect is deceased.
Requesting trainers.
Lead, this is Toc.
Continue with your mission.
There's a bomb!
Police!
Down on the ground!
Entrify the top.
Contact.
Toc to element.
Forensics notified.
Oh, one cop down.
I'm so abso-fucking dead, it's so...
We've been ordered to pull back where's my team watch my back
They watch that guy kill me that's what happened
So it was a dirty bomb
Maybe a bio weapon. I don't know it was beeping like a bomb
I don't think we can deagle this fellas if I'm being honest.
It's the T-Virus.
Oh no.
That turns us into Zambi.
We need a rifle dude.
Yes sir.
And I'm thinking we go back to old reliable dog
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm mm-hmm
What is the presser on that big why not we will do five
Another flash bongo or we got ten flashes dude
T-virus old is all about the W-virus now.
Do W-virus.
Dude!
Can you not say B?
I'm watching with my bitch and she hates it.
I'm sorry for offending your bitch, sir.
I will stop saying B.
I'm sorry.
Try to kill him.
Kill him.
Hmm.
It was blood coughing about.
Wait, maybe they've been exposed.
Man, the screaming in this game is awesome.
Is it shooting him across the buggy courtyard, man?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
I think they I think they've been infected by their bio weapon
of
No contact.
Blinds myself to arrest you.
That's just how dedicated I am to the craft.
Oh, the bomb's on here.
Interesting.
Oops.
I
of
death
of
death
of
That's crazy.
Where from Ferromio?
Is that the line, dude?
I don't think that's the Shakespeare line.
Maybe try the G36 again.
Uh, I don't want to.
I want to use my AK-47.
74, 67.
Dude, they're just everywhere, man.
They're everywhere.
the fucking map dude so they're just like their cockroaches crawling out of their fucking nest.
The issue here is I have to arrest five of them at least unfortunately.
If we can get that taken care of quick we're probably okay.
I think I was close I think I only needed one more dude.
I mean, shoot him in the legs.
Wait, will they give up?
We no longer have control of negotiations.
You are clear to move and secure the premises.
This is the chopper on site, and ready for you to go.
Aperm.
Any bad dudes in here smile?
Are you a bad enough dude to detonate a dirty bomb in Los Suenos?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't see, I'm too short.
too short
I
Rest him
No, fuck you
Talk to me. We're ready. Entry team, this is Todd. Trailer's on the way.
We've got a visual on the target approaching from the eastern end.
Hmm.
On me.
I think.
Back to your seat.
Now you got owned. No rematch. Claws.
Police! Get down!
Hey, who you talking to, mate?
I'm so down.
Come on man.
You're back
Where is my Tini, man?!
Dude, I issued the order for them to fall in and follow me in the other fucking room, dude.
They were just nowhere near me.
That's me screaming, by the way.
TiniC, thanks for subbing, says,
Yo, what up, big dog? I just popped some atties and Salami'd some white monsters.
Want a duo's in this game? I'm kind of really good at this game.
I got at least a few hours in it and I've completed at least a mission. Hit me up.
Hmm. Are you as good as Officer Wong?
Hmm?
Christ, it's really kicking off out there.
I got a freaking poem, dude.
Blah, blah, blah.
Always be whining, dude. ABW.
You can block doorways as good as Officer Wong.
Oh man, that's like the best thing he's good at too.
Standing in the way.
Mm-mm-mm.
Hey Moon Moon, you're a great streamer.
JK April Fool's a fat bitch.
of
the body so that
How come he said that? That wasn't very nice.
You're a fat bitch. See? Not very nice, is it?
Not very freaking nice.
Now is it.
I know there's a guy back there.
of
Robber weapon! Get in the car!
Almost six.
I need to learn.
Robber weapon!
Make him secure.
Got him, I see ya.
Restrain him.
Hands up, man!
Get the hands up!
You're in.
This is Tark. Injured you with a jet.
of
the
Well.
It's like a war.
Getting into this.
Tell me.
It's like a war.
He's not dead, he's not dead in there.
I
This is talk trailers in
I heard another guy
Who the heck is under his minor weapon while you're down in the middle of the east?
I got you.
Got it there.
I don't want to hear it.
Just take it there.
If you can't talk, what the fuck is this?
Talk to us, you two.
Trailer's incoming.
Provide support.
I got him.
Move in, clear the room.
I'm on it.
Got it.
Get out of here.
I'm on it.
the fuck am I
I'm not positive or the guy
Where is this dude man?
Dropping like it's cod? Taking cover? It's all duty for you? Hello?
Bro, how did I not get five suspects? I didn't see the, uh, the objective pop up.
I swear, I got at least five of them to you.
We got two KIA, two Patriots. Rest in peace.
God bless you, soldiers.
Hmm.
Add them to the wall?
The divorce dad robe is as magnificent as ever.
I'm not wearing a robe.
Is KIA that streamer that was boxing?
No, you're thinking of MIA, the lady who made paper planes.
I'm in a where a fair day case on my head.
I heard someone yell at me they said they said puta which I'm pretty sure is a
the swear.
cello. It's a good thing that I'm bothered by random
explosions. Surprise!
Move there. Everyone got you. You need yours.
And the whole point of that!
Fucking worthless.
Two Hakuna? Thanks for seven.
is this something?
Is this camp?
Classic.
Drop it!
Get down!
Drop the weapons!
Put your hands up!
We'll tell you again!
Put your hands up and see them!
Listen to me, don't take it!
Drop to the bottom, please!
Hand's up now!
If I split on you, my gun.
Cut him.
I'm going to pro.
Get back here now.
Yes!
I'm a six.
Can you arrest these guys?!
come on
I'll do it
I don't know if it's because they had just been shot at or what dude, but like I have there are four dudes literally four guys who could reverse the game.
and they are standing in place doing nothing.
I don't know if it's because they had just been shot at or what, dude, but like, I have, there are four dudes, literally four guys, who could reverse surrender.
Surrender
And not only do I tell him to search the room which basically makes them you know go around collect evidence and like arrest people right I
Tried to directly target them on the fucking guys to arrest them
And it wouldn't let me it was making them fall in
Bitch
That was so good too. We had that was like all of the suspects when you're right there
Is the direct result of you not listening to your daily affirmations
You're right I got 12 hours here negotiations have fallen apart move to secure the premises suspects are highly volatile
That's right.
We're overhead, ready to assist. You've got air support.
Oh, I guess I'll never know.
Oh, I guess I'll never know.
Oh, I guess I'll never know.
Oh, nice gun.
I will blind you permanently, bitch.
It's talking, medical disinfection is standing by.
Talk to entry, continue mission.
Oh, man.
Alright, we got our suspect, boys.
Oh, lethal.
What is he doing there?
That's so fucking insane. That is not the first time that's happened to me too. Remember the other guy that was door camping like that in the fucking meth town?
heads up you can look under doors yes I could I could have looked under a door
yes I could have looked under that door the door that I had previously closed
I did dude I didn't even hear any footsteps I've seen the game spawn like
NPCs in front of me by the way, so we're gonna assume that guy was teleported directly from the door to kill me
Heads up there's two sides to every door. Alright, man
Fuck I hate you
Dr. Element
Negotiations have fallen apart move to secure the premises suspect are highly volatile
What?
What?
Any bad fellas in here?
I ain't doing that shit, bro. I'm the boss.
You good, bro?
Are you glad you gave up?
Doctor, you have your team, great work entry team, keep it up.
Good to go, elements to talk.
Doc here, notifying Tim.
I'm so dead, okay?
I'm so dead, okay?
Dude, say it again and I will blow your brains out.
I don't like the lobby, yeah.
Hmm.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Lots of lobbies in this game.
Oh my god
I
I
Think we need like one more
I've been left gone all the way.
Where is my fourth- oh, you're turning a wall in the corner. Got it.
of
the
death
of
the
leave this talk the trail is ready
Move in the clear! Move in the clear! Move in the clear!
are standing by going in the car
this is top, continue mission
secure the area
good to go
secure it
this top is good to go
Who's up there? There's only a guy with a gun. If you ask me fellas.
Giant man is coming, we'll pay for every lie.
Every time you do it, do not move.
This is just a game.
Dr. Elephant, stand him our way.
On the right.
Don't be a monster.
We'll be here. We'll break him before we do.
Evidence is coming.
Another huge evidence.
Now get out of the system of the contents.
That's what I'm freakin' doin', man!
Now I will become a nemesis.
So fucking sketchy. I'm gonna be the person to catch a bullet out of here by the way.
I don't even know if they could be up there
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I've got nobody here.
I'll win right here.
Hands up now! Drop a leaf!
Drop a leaf!
Drop a leaf!
Drop a leaf!
Stay on me.
I will bond. Check the truck.
I'll move. I'll win.
Damn it.
I'm going to have more of this.
Hang on.
why is there with the shield
this is talk
EMT's and trailers are standing by
of course
there's no room now
you need to hold in
what?
I just don't I don't understand dude and like that's why I'm at that point
That's why I'm ordering them to go in because I'm waiting there
They the the fucking NPCs target me dude
They target me if there is ever if all five of us are standing in the open and
There's five guys shooting at us all five of those guys will kill me first before anyone else
You're the leader dude, they don't fucking know that bro. They just think I'm a fucking
guy, man.
They can see my aura.
They set up the scenario to lure out the point, man.
So my legend precedes me, I see.
The legend of Pointman.
Noob down.
All right, did I throw my flashbang?
No.
Where'd it go?
Eww
We got the A, we got the B
We got all three of them.
So, whenever we're in the bombs in, there's a bunch of black Sentinel guys in there, I
guess.
I didn't realize that at first because the first time we showed up here, we just haven't
seen the bomb enough.
But it makes sense.
There's another guy across the way.
We got three of them to surrender though.
Hmm.
I
Only taunt
Dude, maybe we should have a shield. I don't think it helps though
Why don't just get the beanbag shotgun
That's a good question. Why do you think I'm not carrying a beanbag shotgun?
You don't have any advice for me today? That's okay. I don't need advice.
Big nag 88 thanks for 7 freaky guy in trap. No but thanks for 7. You just finished dissecting
a cadaver? That's awesome. Why'd you do that?
I'm with you.
Bored?
Roger, this is Tom. We no longer have control of negotiations. You are clear to move and secure the premises.
Hi!
It's not funny, dude.
You're going to jail forever.
It's kind of feels good to kick a door off the hinges.
That ship probably feels badass.
Gee, I sure hope there's no one else across the way.
Okay, now rush him.
Alright, suspect number two.
Who locks this door? What purpose is locking that door serve ever?
There's windows right here with no glass.
What?
Well played.
advice? Yeah dude do it. I love that. I want to read it. This shit is fucking hard dude.
I just want to let the AI handle the point position at Moon Moon.
Like that right there. Yeah I could have the AI do everything I could do that.
I could, yeah, mm-hmm. Corvidalix or something.
Hmm.
Maybe you should have the AI do it for you.
I will, when I'm almost fucking dead.
They'll take over once the appointment has nearly bled all of his blood
Maybe don't rush the guys he set up for the 200th time
This is tough.
Proceed with mission.
Plus one.
No flashbangs used.
This log, right?
I
Bitch slaps you
I don't know what's going on.
We're ready for them.
Calm down.
We're carrying them.
Ah, the rebar!
Ah!
Just!
We've reached out!
Elemental top, the suspect's a charge.
We can't forgive this top.
We can't you win, Subject.
I'm at six.
I'm here.
I can't fucking see you.
I'm down.
Get me out of here.
I'll tell you everything.
All right, man
I don't know if this guy got gilded up.
This guy's a bit aggro.
Evidence is here. Make it easy to stay.
Open and clear.
You're locked, boys.
GL, GL.
Move over there.
Follow me.
Move, move, move!
Open and follow me.
Shut up, man!
I
Got your bitch ass bitch
Sure is
Here
Red
Here for tracks
of
I'm not sure if I got him here.
I'm gonna get him.
Over there.
On my way.
Need you to fly over.
I know why he was just standing there.
Oh god.
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
Oh my god.
I got him, I got him.
I hear my helicopter.
This is big one requesting 12 inch anal beam
all right man English only in the chat please does a streamer joke by the way
We gotta be close to that I'm like three shots from that
the
This is talk continue with your mission
Good work man
All right, man, just me and you, buddy.
We all right.
We all right.
I really don't like going down those circuits, I'm being honest.
I need to order him.
Alright, please go, man.
Please go.
No?
Alright.
I'm not pissed off right now by the way.
You're on me.
On you.
Open, through the flashbangs in here.
Lock.
How do you want to do it?
Get a lock.
I'll unlock it.
Lock.
Pick.
Open the door and flash it.
of
the
death of
death
Looks like it's just the point man now.
in this sprawling jungle-like place.
Uh, so to be fair, Outline on the bottom left.
It's kind of hard to notice right now, but to start, the actual outline of my character
is dark, and the more colored in it gets is pretty much my overall health, and uh, I've
I've never seen it that bright before, so I can only imagine we're like one hit from death.
I'm waiting for the doorman.
I'm so fucked up, dude.
Not really much I can do by myself.
They're not, he's not going to come through.
It seems, it sounds like he might be getting closer.
See, the thing is, I don't know if I can out-shoot this guy if I'm being honest.
Do they shoot so fucking fast, man?
There's someone right there.
Hands up!
Who's that?
Get down on your knees, hands up!
of
the
death
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
I'm not sure.
Where the fuck is he?
You wanna flash? I got one.
Some of that
Please this is talk mission failed federal units on road to assume command
There's five more dudes, yeah, there ain't no fucking way, dude.
Holy fuck, why did you rush?
Hold on, let's see here.
Ignore highlights.
Where the hell are these coast boys?
Christ, it's really kicking ass.
Ignore highlights.
Where the hell are these coast boys?
Can I walk there just a little bit?
I'll be joined back there.
Um...
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Me when I do the same joke.
200 times.
Hehehehehehehe.
Highlights ignored, bitch.
Boom!
Maybe we use our battle rifle, dude.
I dunno.
Generational poop stacks happening right now, dude.
I gotta tell you.
It's rough right now.
I don't ignore your highlights.
I just can't be me anymore, mate.
Hi.
Hi.
This is the shopper outside the area.
The three of us.
You're leaving it.
You're going to be wrong.
You've had yourself.
Stop.
We haven't been through.
Doctor, element.
Stay with us.
And the MTs.
I'm not thinking about Christen, eh?
Stop making me do that.
Like I'm almost one million percent certain that like if they get flashed
They're supposed to like surrender, right? I
Don't think that was a case of like that that guy being like oh, you know like randomly rolling like nah
He's just gonna fight to the death. I think it's literally like like a weird terrain thing like I wasn't
Wasn't in his LOS to actually get him to drop his weapon, dude. Oh
No
Let's just let me check the AI code real quick.
I don't know, it's like, I'm so reliably able to get them to surrender with a flashbang
that it doesn't feel, it doesn't seem like, they like, the way he reacted it, I don't
know, it's hard to describe.
It doesn't feel like he was resisting.
It feels like he got flashed and then like nothing happened and then he just continued fighting.
Oh, my goodness.
It's your fault.
Target, trail is on the way.
This is top.
Notifying, trail is on the way.
Target, beauty.
Keep them coming.
Why'd that chatter say lucky?
Am I doing a pacifist run?
No, I gotta arrest five of these lads.
I shouldn't have to tell them to do that.
down, down, down, down, down.
Come on.
Well,
Entry team is on, proceed with mission.
That's what gets down.
Please, this is Tocke. Car is standing by.
Whoa, bitch.
Get out the way!
Go search for two guys.
Security, I'm all up. I'm gonna meet you down.
Target found. Yes.
Dude, I can't- I don't know direction.
No, fuck you.
Alright, nevermind.
From where?
We've been ordered to pull back from where
Personal best 210
What does that mean I've definitely lost faster than
They're in the trees, dude, I don't know where the fuck that guy came from dude
Hmm
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me dude stop rushing
I got a good feeling about this one, boys.
Yeah, he has a surrender threshold. Flash is lowered a lot, but sometimes it isn't enough on its own.
Okay, what about yelling at them?
Plus the flash.
I
Hmm
All right guys ready to die? I've been here many times before. You're the latest batch of fellas
We're ready for them.
Element, this is Doc. We're ready.
They didn't even need a fucking clear.
There you go. All done.
All right. I think we have four.
Dude, you're gonna stay right there next to this dirty bomb and when it blows up, you're
gonna die.
Okay?
Cover me.
Cover me.
Cover me.
Cover me.
Cover me.
Cover me.
I
Cover me
I
Brother where are you?
and
her voice is behind us
and
of
the work boys
the
am I actually out of blood? Yeah, it must be.
I need one more fella.
Please, Mr. Tark, proceed with your mission.
Tell them this whole Tark is notified. Medical.
Please, Mr. Tark, make them stable and proceed with mission.
Nothing here, sir. Ten lights.
This guy's like, what? Oh, I can tell because of their fur.
Okay, now, sir. Right on you.
Right with you.
Restraining.
Nothing ready to go.
Start snatching.
Thanks, no problem.
May I say, did you lose me?
God damn, this place is huge.
Sure is, buddy.
Hands on your head, no hands on your head!
Kinda running out of bodies here.
We're gonna go to that big pool room, I hate that one, that room sucks.
I don't believe it.
Move, move, move!
Lock me down!
Move it!
Open the window!
of
the
death
of
We're in control of the situation fall back
Where did my bullets go dude? They're shoot me through fucking solid steel man
I'm shooting him. I can't shoot that fucking door. Why do they got bulletproof doors at this resort hotel man?
He was jiggle peaking you think he was like running in and then running out dude
Unbelievable
oh yeah yeah why are we assaulting the Brazilian national soccer team and why
are they so deadly met them better mean
all right we'll beat this game on Thursday I got a shit really bad good
stream wait did I mute myself no good stream just a rush guy I I
I unignored your highlights, dude.
Very good.
We're lucky New Moon Moon is so benevolent.