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What up the child of my head.
Shadow, shadow, man, what's up, everyone?
Yo, well, what's good?
What's good, fellas?
Hey, what's good, dude, Bob is fun. Thanks for something. I can't even talk about it for so
Hold on moon. I have to watch it 30 second AI generate that about gambling
West mystics for sub it
The Dow is under 50
What are the global ramifications of that?
Richtofram and Elliott Toler, thanks for subbing.
Benny.
Account name Taco Goop's Fat Boy Jesus Christ and Cron Dude, thanks for subbing.
I did thank you very much for the bitch. I'll go go get bread, but then
Well, no, no, the left tree looks for seven
What are great gas prices where you live?
Six bucks
I'm going to be a little bit more serious.
I'm going to be a little bit more serious.
Six bucks dude.
thoughts on playing Grime 2.
I'm good.
Some guy said uglier has been gold is live.
I know you ain't talking about me, brother.
Emotional.
On your feet, ladies and gentlemen.
I dedicate this one to Karen Johnson from the 4th District of Tennessee Congressional District for contributions to APEC.
It cold thanks for sub it gas at $6 a gallon in the US is still cheaper than what you're
paying in Finland.
is roughly 25 to 30% more expensive per liter right now.
I watch Lyric and Mocking Mimic and Ate Coke.
Thanks again for subbing.
But I didn't know that in an honest interview.
So beside whiskey, I asked right to any mission.
No, you got to do it nonlethal.
Who gives a single fuck about what Finland pays me?
I'm Finnish so are Jello in gel giphthix or something
What the fuck is a leader?
Watching here the Joker's game on YouTube it's hilarious the video got demonetized
I guess they use alone
me let me look up video cannot be monetized born identity flashback scene
and then a song entirely titled in Chinese
It's so funny
I don't know what the name of the
the motherfucking Chinese song that got it claimed or whatever is but
whatever a masterpiece like that deserves to be preserved no matter the cost
anime wet spot thanks for subbing hello everyone welcome to the moon moon show I
like I like anime especially Jojo's
that's me pointing my stand by the way
What's a hotel right and only 250 for a night at my favorite site?
Clanker.
Haha.
What?
You didn't check Travago.
Clanker.
I got mine for 155.
You have to check Travago.
Oh yeah.
Prove it.
Clanker.
On Travago you can compare hotel prices.
You should have checked Travago.
You should have checked Travago.
Well if the Chris and Braddock has maximistics for sub...
Read the Kagura Bachi manga at Big M. It's all about Japanese war crimes.
Snuish and Schmacky likes for subbing.
Dude.
What even are war crimes, dude?
Who even gets tried for those?
Nazis.
Hey, if they play their cards, right, they might get a job
making rockets.
Orange Ranger and Bill Lowe, Bob, thanks for sub.
Read about Unit 731 and some crazy shit.
No, I know about Unit 731 as a Japanese man.
Of course, I know.
You watched the Artemis launch to the moon yesterday.
No.
No.
I don't believe in space.
Or Rockets.
Is that Chazelle?
Is that low?
Kirk, can you only weird for me to say?
Grock, am I cooked?
That's high Kirk.
Oh.
the
name to moon moon doesn't believe in the moon
look I'm saying is take a picture with your iPhone or so real
is deleted. Thanks for seven.
That plenty of funny deadlock games
yesterday. No, I played a droolin
adrolin.
Wiggly fingers, Zampham. Thanks for seven.
What that man?
Why don't you guys sit down and go play
your funny little epic ball shoot games and let the real gamers game out in
solitude, dude. Okay.
All right, buddy. You're just not dialed in. You're just not tapped in to the
culture, dude. Just ain't in on it, dude.
Throw away. Thanks for seven.
We sent in purple ranch dressing. Thanks for seven.
So we won the top five worst songs of all time
Why are you Australian by chance
You shout out my girlfriend a shout out PJ FFS girlfriend, dude
It sucks yeah, but are you Australian though I
I can think of a lot worse songs than this.
Well, let me pull my list.
Kanye West Discography.
Let's see what we got here.
Donda too, the graduate,
second semester, late registration,
Jesus, the life of Pablo, Jesus is king, cuck.
Cover raccoon, thanks for the bits.
I am Jesus Christ, give me a put a demo for just came out.
Let's go.
Probably peep that after we beat ready or not.
Maldi and you sound like you're so.
Is your kid pulling any sweet pranks on you?
No.
I don't like April fools.
I'm lucky that my day off was yesterday.
All right.
If you hit the proclaim or sunshine on
Leith, I'm going to be in parenthesis 500
miles in parenthesis 2011 remaster so much.
So maybe you'd like this more deep.
Dark and Lucas likes for so building.
Which one of these MMOs have you been playing as your favorite?
I think Adrenaline has the most potential.
I think Monsters Memory is really good too though.
Rods Suckum, thanks for subbing.
It says come in hands, use it as lotion.
Remember when you enjoy Ash's creation?
I didn't hate it. I'm going to be honest. I didn't hate it.
Granted, I didn't get to max level, you know what I mean? Like
I didn't invest a lot of time into it.
How do you spell that game so I can check it out?
ADR-U-L-L-A-N
You gotta go, you gotta get it from their website
Any interest in Super Meat Boy 3D? Nope
This song's from BattleBerett, right? This is from the Nether update in Minecraft, dude
Okay nerd, I only know that because the thumbnail for the video says nether update soundtrack.
That is not information I knew off the top of the dome.
And it can use this for civil.
You ever get pissed off at the third guy in ZZ Top for not committing to growing the long
beard like the other two.
Bro, they're a rock and roll band.
They're not a K-pop boy band, they don't have a uniform, okay?
They represent rock and roll, brother.
What's some other music I hate?
Hang on, let's see.
Beth Grypps Discography.
Do I hate Rush? Never heard of him.
I fucked the music!
I
Will say I'm not like a big fan of like death corruption music man. They got some banger lyrics there, dude
TBH
You better not hate massive attack once again. I've never heard a massive attack song in my life
Let's send you our Spotify playlist. Do you need help dude? I don't use Spotify motherfucker
No, it won't help. I don't have an account
Pd damn like there's a
Hell no, I didn't answer the real problem you shallow pussy dude
I listen exclusively to video game music, okay?
Have you heard of, have you heard Mega Man 3 soundtrack by chance?
It's magnificent.
I do not I did not cuz I hate mega man. How do you hate mega man?
This guy got got by the invisible blocks one time dude
Will I finish the DLC today clueless
The mission that we're on right now is absolutely 1 million percent bullshit and I
It's so hard. It is actually so fucking hard.
If I knew the map perfectly, I feel like I would have a fighting chance, but there's still like
40% of the map, but I just like, I don't know where where is going where so it's just kind of like RNG
If I'm gonna get fucking blasted
massive attack teardrop anyone that has watched the TV series house MD knows this
dude why do you assume I watched house MD dude I did you know where I watched
house MD fucking YouTube shorts okay for the brief stint that I watched YouTube
shorts and it was cancer it was cancer it was just random it was just Dr. House
being a dick dude that's it oh actually you weren't such a stupid bitch you would
realize that it's fucking brain cancer. You know, they're in like, dude. Listen here,
Cunty, if you weren't such a stupid cunt, then you maybe would have realized that it
It was the fucking
there were spores in her lungs.
Yeah, I've never heard this.
The dog.
Dude, I've heard.
I've heard like the begin like, like, yeah, maybe one time.
How old am I?
I'm 36.
Dude, one time, almost 20 years ago, maybe I heard in its entirety of the
intro to House MD one time.
one time that's it bro in the matrix are those dealership
they did max paint three music I didn't play Max paint three
I think I got a clip from Max Payne three recently though
Where he's like trying to open a door in apartment building and some dude runs up on him
It's like you're fucking dead and then like a homeless guy across the way kicks his door open because he was on the inside
And shoots the dude in the head with a fucking shotgun
He saves Max Payne because Max Payne gave him like three bucks like a couple years ago or some shit
It was a vet. Oh, I was like, that's fucking funny.
Was that for Max Payne 3?
Hello, Blind Spot.
Is that isn't the clip of the kid shitting himself in Max Payne 3?
This is ass, dude. It's ass, dude.
Someone someone put on some good music.
All right, man, I got you, man.
Yep.
Kanye West college degree.
Oh, he doesn't have one, uh-oh.
Oh, that was like a college album.
Doesn't matter.
I'm like the fly Malcolm X by any means necessary. That's a good line. I'll give it up for that.
Wait, by any what necessary? Jeans?
It's called a play on words.
It's called a play on words
Word play
I think a lot of the reason a lot of people like Kanye West is that he hid the beats are unique
for most, most every Kanye song I've heard in the beats are unique right surely surely it wasn't
Uh, the lyrics read.
Oopity Scoop!
You guys remember that shit?
Banger.
Banger.
Perhaps it's because the lyrics translate in every language.
I'm turning this shit up German band by the way
I
Couldn't name another song these guys did bruh
You should I'm Connie a first lyrics and those layers suck too. Hello
can we play freed from desire I'm gonna go ahead and say no just because it sounds like a porn game but let's
We'll show you that.
Oh, is it a song?
Wait, this song is kind of a banger.
It's literally a song about going out with the boys and partying and then saying no to
women, dude. I mean, some very strong, homoerotic energy from this music video.
Wait, he mentioned Pokies guys, that's a slot machine.
I am bare force one, dude.
Alright, free it from desire, dude.
I've never heard this.
How?
I made it.
I mean, kind of, it could do better, though.
These lyrics don't compare a life of Pablo.
Let's just say that.
The beat though?
Your hair looks good today.
If she's saying strong beliefs
Zoomers have rediscovered this song.
She sang Bush Prophet off of 9-Eleven, oh.
I've never heard this on you there until this or something
It's big on tech talk right now
Sorry, I only get tech talks of cats knocking on elderly people's doors holding machine guns and then shooting the elderly person
I don't like this song.
song about
The song's gay
I think that's what we're
going to do.
We're going to go to the mall
to get something.
Bro, this is this is what the
last vestiges of DDR
fandoms would play before the
Aladdin's castle shut down in
the mall in the early 20
tens.
This is the song. This is the
sound you would hear.
When you had to go to the mall
to get something.
And you took the entrance right
next to the Aladdin's castle
and there was like one fact I
walk to get some sabarra's. And the fact I was the only guy in the
Alliance Castle that you could see.
You love sabarra's, dude.
No, you don't.
I challenge you to get a slice of sabarra's pizza right now and
to eat that ship and to finish it before getting locked job, dude.
I think I think the closest I've ever felt to actually like legitimate
jaw pain is from a slice of Sabaaro's pizza, dude.
How do you pronounce it?
It's Sabaaro's, right?
Or is it Sbaro's, Sbaro's like dynamite rave.
Triboro.
Oh, I never got in a DDR.
Worst drop in I ever got was from eating your mom's box.
You shouldn't eat cardboard, buddy.
I got one of those people that adds an S to the end of every business name.
I might be. I might be. I'm pretty sure I said Sparrow, so.
Walmarts, hey, I gotta head on down to walmarts real quick. I don't do that
Boy mate, I gotta go to the Costco's
The fucking Sabaros.
The fucking Sabaros.
This song freaking sucks dude.
Just noise.
music in the car repair shop except it's your younger co-worker who's like alright boys hold on
I've heard enough nickel back
What you got young blood
Dude, but they got the guy from dragon force on the insurance holy shit
They got all of dragon force.
About about this one.
Do they get Herman Lee and the other guys?
This music's not about being gay, dude.
Okay.
and
is albino black sheep so cool yeah man
we all peep that shit every day dude
before stream I'm typing in albino black sheep dot com bro
Can you please listen to this?
Obito Blacksheet.com
Certified Hood Classic
Where's this music video take place?
I don't recognize this city.
It's not Chicago.
Wait, is this Brazilian music?
No?
No. Someone said Rio de Janeiro was the city.
You lied. Okay, so now I look like a racist because you lied. Got it.
This guy's flopping his penis around in the video.
I wonder what she's singing about.
Taxes. I don't think it's taxes, man.
Ooh, the night. Ooh, the party. Repeat. Oh.
Ooh, the party. Ooh, the party. Ooh, the night.
I'm dancing.
It's about partying all night
Do you think people actually like clubbing or is it like a
Government sigh up dude
You like it no you don't you shut the hell up dude
I bet you never heard this one
No, because that's a tattoo song is over tattoo the other thing she said all the things she
said right it through my head right it through my head that's the only tattoo song I've ever
heard in my life dude and I was content to let them not exist in my subconscious anymore
and you link to be a song by tattoo that is not that song okay that I guarantee no one
hear his herd you're the only person who bought this album bro it's in Russian I
can't even fucking pronounce it it's the same song
All right, man, it's just the same song, but in Russian, man.
Oh
that's a classic, classic, dude.
it. It's El Chombo, dude. Wasn't this song made as like a joke? But it became a banger.
Like he was just like microphone testing when he made these noises or some shit. Like he
He was literally just like random, like saying random ad-libs.
He's not deaf.
He's not disabled.
Get your social credits.
As sweet as honey, your smile is as sweet as honey.
It's like the way flowers blossom in the spring breeze.
Blossom in the spring breeze.
And where was it? Where have I met you before?
I kind of read that one a little too quick.
quick. Your smile is so familiar to me. But I just can't recall at the moment. Ah, it
was in my dreams. In my dreams. It's in my dreams. I've met you. With your smile that
is so sweet as sweet as honey new camera looking amazing today I fucking hate this song dude
I'm.
Cina fobe. No, dude. I'm I'm Chinese.
Hood Anthem.
Oh my God.
Who knows what song this is, by the way?
I'm going to start from the beginning.
I did someone immediately get it, dude.
That's insane.
Everyone's saying, dude, everyone's saying
Imogen Heat, which I believe is probably the sample, but no, this is Lil B's
birth of rap, B-O-R, dude.
I've never heard those.
you
The description of the video is, this is rare documented footage of Lil B, a private based
country club where he is a member.
Hey, when is the bee drop though?
This is 2009!
you
Lil Wayne.
What?
Hold on.
Hey, remind me of my chick.
Get money.
Wait, what did you say?
I'm getting money off the floor because I'm trappin' like a bitch.
Off the flow, FLOWW.
What?
Let's check out what he's been doing.
Let's check out what he's been doing really well.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Let's check out what he's been doing recently. We got four months ago, Lil B, Gucci, OJ, Waka, Soulja, Yachty.
What a lineup. No, that's the name of the song.
RuneScape sample, I mean that's a midi sound for sure which is what RuneScape uses but
I don't think it's directly from RuneScape.
You got way better dude since 2009
the
the sound effect
you
the
hottest artist in the world
There's probably an extra minute at the end of the video with no music.
Do you think?
Hold on.
Okay, this one's pretty much new.
Wait, unreleased from the based archives, get higher, little bee.
No one.
In the music video, he is driving a cyber truck.
Thank you.
That's based on the
The
The
The
The
The
The
The
The
The
The
The
The
The
That's bass. That's bass.
.
Link the song in chat.
.
He keeps showing a picture of...
Like you like the old school like early 2000s rap album covers
It says bitch mob the album
It's freaking sweet
I think a little beast will got it.
I think I think you still got it. I think you still got it.
Lumberax, it's forgotten something.
DJ killer. Thanks for sub it, brother.
Man, what the fuck is that haircut?
What haircut?
I had a haircut in like a year.
Longer, thick dad buff, thanks for stuffin'.
Yeah, I got that Queen Omidala shit.
I got that Chairman Mao shit.
You're on your, I wish I could do broccoli hair,
but I'm in my early 30s, and it just doesn't,
it's not curly enough shit.
We're not the same, brother man.
I'm gonna get some coffee,
and it's time to shoot some innocent people.
Actually, now they're bioterrorists.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
It's pitch black
guys it's Jesus week dude would you guys do for Jesus this week jerked off it
He doesn't like that.
Stop jerking off.
What all of the jerking, dude?
Hey, quit all the jerking off there, bud.
Knock off all the jerking.
Has ever seen Family Guy? The show?
I think before we carry on, we should probably go to the memorial, huh?
Gamble, please?
Is there a guard here to set up a gamble?
Dude we took out the entire Woo Dynasty I think.
Holy shit dude.
Ten dead Woo.
I've seen a lot in this city.
We just bet on cow she like a real chat
that I'm Jesus Christ gave me played a million years ago released today yeah I saw I was number
one speedrunner in the world for that game real recognized real I'm the real
one
this is the one right oh god this mission is so fucked up dude
Hiya-ya-ya-ya
Squandilanda thinks her seven says hi everyone. I am new holds up sport
My name is Katie, but you can call me the penguin of doom
This one's easy no one has it everyone doesn't have armor
Okay, that's wrong because
there is a subset of gentlemen in full body armor like seven of the guys here
are full body armor elite murder commandos
I
Can't see
Continue with
Drop the gun, don't make this any harder!
Get off, go for now!
Fall in behind me!
I'm alive!
Bro, where are you aiming at?
That's right down!
Woo!
I'll set this down!
That's really nice!
Dr. Elliman, notified tabs.
We gotta find the bio weapon.
Before it's too freaking late.
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Oh, no.
Shut up, dude.
I
Get shot at from somewhere
Where are you guys oh my god move
shot him!
evident, good nixie curing
got him, I'm going to get your team to top
now click his down, we're breathing
talk to the human, medical system district
how are you in there?
select his down and you need a medical system
entertain this is talk
EMTs and trailers are standing by
start search
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
I'm so dead.
I'm so dead.
I can't open the key.
Rih-rih-rih-rih!
Flash is my team!
Two at down, stop the noise from contact.
This is talk. Notifying more.
of
the
year, we are very weak
, six
I'm coming don't leave me behind
I think they killed that guy.
Ha ha!
Why are you stuck again?
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
He's right on the other side of the server by the way.
Oh
Was I
I'm gonna fuck you up. I'm gonna fuck you up
Wait, when did I use unauthorized use of four? Oh wait, maybe I was trying to shoot that guy in the leg
Hey, no one died though only me but they have they have the ever eldritch ritual to bring us back to life through blood sacrifice
This time for the Daily Cops prayer.
Please God, escalate every encounter, grant me the strength to beat my wife, provide me
with dogs to shoot.
Amen.
Amen.
I don't think there's any dogs out here though.
What do people keep signing up for your division?
My kid does it all the time.
What's the O tag with the shrug?
You're no safe.
You're no safe.
Surprise!
This is Todd trailer standing by let's freaking roll out
Dude shut up
That was so hard the way you said that officer right
right now we are undetected
I
should fail
the center on the way needed to get the guy between
like in the door for me to get the guy that needs needed to get the guy
that
it's that we shot him gently in the back and he was like hey
stop that she's
for a second actually outheal the bullets so you don't outheal the bullets it's just that sometimes
when you get shot you have to bandage that's literally it doesn't heal me
it just prevents me from continuing to bleed
Sam it thinks for so
When you know if there was a healed dude, you know, I would be chugging that shit as this
blast he goes
When you cure bleed to go back to 50% health really I did not know that what the hell can
Can I get one of them to shoot me so that I can go and start bleeding and heal up?
Ow!
We got friggin' smoked, dude.
What if I just parked my guys outside of me, uh, like a shooting gallery type beat?
No one in here.
I don't even know what that is, I don't even know what that is, I don't even know what
I don't even know that.
Elements, business talk. Trailer's inbound.
Visual control, starting to move.
Carver's standing by.
of
the
You'll have a chance to finish off the course.
Please, stop! Take care!
Target, the trailer's ready.
The gun is being used all the time.
Stop! Walk away!
Please!
oh my life
Don't kill it. Oh God. Don't kill it. Oh God.
Where are you yelling at?
that may be job
of
zero
of
move on
split the stack and provide cover
on my six
host up right side
rest in peace, officer P-Rez
of
star search
of
I'll lift it up. I'll lift it up.
That's right, ready to go.
How many more must die?
Oh, me.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Move in.
Clear the room.
Let's switch.
Go again.
Open the right.
You've been here, right?
Yeah.
Fall in.
Open and clear.
Die.
You know, I guess maybe I'm supposed to use the
These are like holes in the wall
Hello
Thank you
I heard a guy near the beach, I think.
This helicopter is fucking worthless, dude.
I'm going to move over there, man, come on, come away.
The last one.
Where'd his mofucka there?
I heard angry L.
I'm going to push the whole way up there.
There, move.
Move.
Brothers, brothers.
Over there.
I'm going.
We're back at the start
The it's probably literally only one guy and he could actually be anywhere right now
Free thing!
I'm opening here. Open on the right.
Drop it away.
I got nothing here.
The lights support on me.
Dynamic movement. Move them clear.
Drop!
Quick!
I'm going
I'm out
What the fuck
Move in, clear the room.
Moving in clear.
Copy.
Move, move, move!
Open in the middle.
Now that we've been talked, the MTS trailers are set by...
What the fuck?
Stock wealth. Can't stir a fight.
Stock air. Medical system is standing by.
Stack up left side.
Where are the rest of these MoPuckers?
Begin a search. Secure any contacts.
All bags ready for call.
I think I heard someone on the right.
Gapa?
That's a solid wall.
The
Call me the middle man
I got the mirror.
The rearman. I killed him!
empty over here no contact
make them stable and proceed with mission
leader of men chug it down
And of course we had one officer die.
Thoughts on Gucci main getting kidnapped and robbed at gunpoint by Poo Shiesty, need it
or keep it?
Yeah man.
Whatever that fucking means, am I right fellas?
Christ, it's really kicking off out there.
Where the hell are these cars for you?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
What the hell is this shit around here since they moved in?
Anyone need therapy? No? Okay.
The Mexican fast-food chain Chico's in the border town of Muerto, Mesa is controlled
by a resident cartel, two cartels meet to parlay a cooperation plan, but the deal becomes
disrupted from within.
Okay.
Let's brief up, boys.
While they are out everyone, an attention forward, we have a scenario that originally came in as an active shooter that is turning into something a bit more complicated.
We can't afford delays over traffic. Dispatch is received from calls coming our way, de-jelling gunshots occurring at a Chupa's restaurant shop out of Morita, Mesa, and their report.
What?
However, no indications of them being injured or held hostage at this time.
The 911 calls we received made it sound like a random dispute between two groups that escalated into gunfire.
However, I just got off the phone with detectives from the Criminal Intelligence Division,
and this particular Chico's has popped up in a number of their cases.
We have good reason to believe that there is more to this than just being a random shooting between some angry guys in the middle of nowhere.
Dispatch received a panic call days prior from its manager who had seemingly been forced into
It's an open secret that Chica's company has been embroiled in controversy over for tell involvement
With certain restaurant locations being used as fronts for various operations
Muerta Mesa is an notorious hotbed for cartel activity
All along the border fence line in the town is La Familia Caradena's territory, a cross-border
cartel that is as dangerous as they are unpredictable and elusive.
Fuck!
Projectives have captured you.
Fuck!
If there are any on the company, it's a network chain of operations for a while now.
At first glance, a shootout points to some cartel-related affairs,
and it's between the Cardenas family and Los Suenos' most persistent thorns on our side, Los Locos.
But neither of them will be happy seeing us alive.
So it's likely going to be all guns our direction upon arrival.
Be aware of your surroundings. This is it.
What?
Try a less lethal?
Rally around everyone. Attention.
Let me try to shut the hell up. Move full.
I'm here to kill cartel members, not listen to them, not listen to them, not listen to
them.
Don't care. I'm here to kill cartel members, not listen to fucking audio logs.
Mr. Randix for 7th.
I'm here to shootgun. First, ask questions later.
You tell him Big T.
Wait, what's the T stand for?
Oh, Torta. Yeah, that's not me.
that's on me. Yes it is.
This talk. Our negotiator is just on contact with the suspects. They are angry and voodoo.
You are go for entry.
there's no door? how's this guy still talking when I shot up through the fucking face?
of
I have to do this.
The rain.
Element to go.
Proceed with mission.
I have to leave.
All certifications are to be read.
All certifications are to be read.
All certifications are to be read.
of
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
Remember your use of force.
You gonna move?
Use of force on power is your team-rate move.
Bad news, we've been ordered to pull back.
The shotgun's so fucking sweet, dude.
Last round, Mr. Grand, thanks for 7.
Sprinkles some crack on them?
I think they'll know.
We got these stupid cringe things called body cams now, dude.
Yikes, I hate those things, dude.
The free look allows for looking around without moving the ones...
What the hell?
I freaking hate body cam.
Just turn it off?
But then they'll be like, why'd you turn it off?
And then I gotta be like, cause I had to shoot that civilian in the face of the shotgun point blight, dude.
Mike, me Hawk, thanks for subbing.
Go and dark for this one, TRC.
A phrase you never want to hear when you're trying to be a good cop.
Team, go dark.
You feel so strong in my D.C. only because you have a gun, but you wouldn't be so bold
if I were to kiss your neck.
one
point man
Talk to you. Beauty, keep in coming. Elements, this is talk.
What the hell?
All the money, I don't worry. Everything's legal.
Look out!
Get out!
This is talk. Stabilize them and we'll send EMTs.
Leave the car. One down.
Leave this is talk. Proceed with mission.
I think something's going on.
You think?
Wait, there's a girl.
She's gonna run.
I'm gonna pack it up.
Hold.
Oh, we're good.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, civilian died.
Oh, did they have a hostage?
They did it again, stop.
I'm not a cop.
I'll never talk to a cop.
Don't worry, I'm gonna get you out.
Mare and era.
I'm not a cop.
Please, this is talk.
Trailer's on the way.
He's...
We've been ordered to pull back.
He stuffed my gun, I couldn't shoot.
Unbelievable.
ACQ saved me, dude.
That's alright. I want to do this mission solo.
We're gonna tell the boys to wait outside.
It's fucking point man time.
Can I endurade? Thanks for subbing.
Yup, yup.
We go here deployables minus two deagle I don't think they have armor
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
legal time. They have like little vests but I don't know
it's armor. I'm freaking out dude. Oh good deed!
Consider giving your officers a break dude I will. I will. They're gonna get to stand
right at spawn, and they won't have to do anything. Is it the sticks for sub-up?
Guys, remember in Family Guy, when Peter forgot how to sit?
Oh
of
the
death of
death of
death of
Oh, the appointment is doing it.
The appointment accidentally stuffed the civilian.
Fuck
Yeah, there's no killing news
John Wick time
I'll call me didn't he did I got any move they should just gun is that what happened
you don't remember him doing that do they kill so many civilians don't call me John
I wish I could do gun-catot. I wish I could get doolies in this cave.
Mew, meew, meew!
John Torda! Yeah, I'm thinking that's not my fucking name.
Well, those guys quit, because they're cowards.
Double Garcia?
Double Park?
There it is.
There it fuckin' is, dude.
Amazing default keybinds?
I think I changed the chemlight to J. I forgot what I was before.
I can't quite remember.
It was G. But I don't know what my keybind for G is right now.
Oh, I think it might be grenade.
Ah, eeh, ah!
Boomers love the J-Bun.
I chose...
J.
Because I never use it.
I had to do it. The people need to be saved.
When I was in Japan, I went into a karaoke and the bar lobby there was a TV playing
your stream wait what I am Japanese so it makes sense I'm big in Japan
Itadakimasu!
Memo-ree! Thanks for sub-
Itadakimasu! What's the current gamble, lads?
Oh
Will you win the mission?
Thank you for running that by the way, I appreciate it.
Nice.
We're retogging it.
I'm trying to get in quick so I can save the civilians man, because they just start
Killing them. There's only seven suspects!
Dude, he fucking rushed my ass. Is that they get to shoot? Point blank. I don't. I don't.
Maybe I should have thrown out a melee, dude. Would he give up in that situation?
Wrong entry point. Yeah, but this is the most based entry point.
We can do it dude. It literally is just the other side of the building. You know that right?
Are you failing missions or what? Or is this game just have a lot of content?
First of all, nice use of the word content. Me personally, I use the word content typically
when I'm like describing the slop that I shove into my mouth, be it like short forming eye videos
Those are like McDonald's, right?
That said, there are many missions in this game.
We're playing on hard, so the bots are kind of unfair.
Talk to Lee.
Our negotiators should contact with the suspects.
They are angry and vile.
You are go for entry.
All right, that's how it was right.
The final thing I hear in my death throws, the sound of a hamburger sizzling on the grill.
Hmm. Oh, two my cops died. What the hell?
Where are these guys? Who are these guys fighting? Dude, I killed four guys.
There's only seven.
We're gonna have to get this really kicking off out there.
Where the hell are these first boys?
Hmm. Hamburger. Hamburger. Hamburger.
Um, streamer, I'm just getting curious, like, the amount of, like, bi-cubic centimeter of
content in this game.
I've worked 17 hours at the, uh, the ball inversion facility, and I need to know if
it's worth my 30 minutes of free time.
Lion-X-X for some...
I'm gonna need at least 3,000 hours on this game if it's worth the 30 bucks I need a hundred
hours per dollar.
I chose the wrong spot.
I wasn't praying at all, I apologize for my English.
I'm just fucking around. I'm not actually mad.
Guys, I got into a squabble with an ESL chatter, dude.
Now I look like a dick. I'm sorry!
This game's awesome! You only gonna buy it for you?
Oh, who knows what I should do!
I'm gonna kill you!
Shit!
I'm gonna kill you!
Easy!
Stop!
Let's resty under 40 minutes.
Talk here.
Medical assistance is in the way.
Introduce us to the notify trails.
Contact, notify, notify trails.
I'm gonna kill you!
This is how it goes.
You!
Get down!
Tally on the way.
Tally on the way.
Talk to me.
Proceed with your mission.
all sorts of
Why buy for me the ESLE
No, it's like when boomers would upset their kids and they'd be like when I go get some ice cream like that's
I'm trying to win this affection with money
Where's the last day
There's my dog stairs
I think I looked at the stairs actually
Officer down officer down you got any ice creams
It just goes to show chaps someone says something that you don't like like the word content that doesn't mean they're doing a malicious
It means that they're very smart and handsome. They speak five languages, and that's just the word that they went with dude
Gorma's Gordon makes me so
Yeah, let's try let's try to be a little more accepting of one another
Hello at Moon Moon as a European he's an and European technically correct I guess I don't
understand the point of this game why are you shooting at people as a cop I thought it wasn't
allowed no no no you see I could see how you're confused because I'm actually my character in
this game you know in the fictional America that we're playing in we're actually a paramilitary force
Not police officers.
to emerges with an AK-47 ready to obliterate me, man!
I'm crying, man.
Dude, if there happens to-
Look, if there's a guy who makes this game, watching my Sherman out by just random chance, okay?
By random chance.
Alright, first of all, amazing game. Fantastic. Love it.
Second of all, why?
Do I have to go all the way back here dude to restart a mission man?
Why dude?
Every fucking time bro.
I got 43 hours in this game I guarantee I have spent like 5 hours just restarting dude.
I promise man.
It takes two minutes every time!
Super...
Supernova heat, thanks for 7.
You got one.
Target here. We no longer have c-
We do need listen to some music again.
Here we go.
No!
No!
No!
No!
We just walked off.
Pick up the stick.
Doc, you're element.
Trailer incoming.
Proceed with caution.
Read the code.
We're moving.
Let's go!
Opening on the left.
Nothing here, sir.
Check in the area.
I think we're at the change.
God protect me
Bump bump bump bump wait there was one less suspect that time. It's a random. What the hell he
Do we smoked that first guy actually didn't even stand a motherfucking chance dude play a club music
What is the name of the club music?
This one
Christ, it's really kicking us out there.
Where the hell are these courseways?
It's probably the club.
Duh club.
That's not the name.
Wait, this is exactly what happened last time I searched this up.
This one. This one.
You know we need what's a cool John Wick weapon
Like he uses pistola sure boy the P 2011 what the fuck is that do you who's he
He does use a shotgun that is
When Ellie shotgun image search
Search?
Wait, I have the shotgun.
Wait, I might be using the shotgun right now.
Is it this one?
I think it's this one.
M-
M-1-0...
M-1-0-14 is...
Oh, no, it's this one, yep.
It's this one.
Yup.
Take that break-off, bitch.
Dude, I'm John Wick, guys.
I'm John Dick.
It's me.
Hello, Shad.
More like John Dist.
Nice, man.
Okay.
Okay.
Sure, sure dude.
I mean we should be using the shotgun like this though.
This is an inarguably the most swag way to do it.
Nice shooter shotgun, that's exactly how I do it, by the way. Kissing was what hurt.
Hey, y'all mind if I, if big tortoise stand up and go take a pee pee?
And get some coffee?
John Wick guns are a mod if you want one-to-one to be him.
Ah man, there's better games to be John Wick in.
Denied? Too bad. Fuck you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
What's up fellas, I'm in this song.
Oh yeah, I'm doing the voiceover for this song dude.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yup.
Do you pay looking fresh?
Spoonie Ray and State Jover, CMC, thanks for 7.
Song name?
That's inflation by Sonic.
Let's rock.
Echarin, thanks for 7.
I'll try.
chatter wants me to shoot someone in the balls form
Zora's Island air okay man didn't like that
Miss Marrakeady thanks for subbing hello Horton thanks for something it's not
true it's not true what that guy said it's actually untrue I got to shoot
someone in the balls.
Oh, I got this up here.
Oh, he's back.
I did it though.
I did it though.
Try cover.
Guys, this is a speed mission.
I gotta get in and then stop them from executing poor innocent civilians because I'm a hero
Okay, there's no time for cover. I can't you've all day these guys. I gotta get in get out
Jocko HB. Thanks for seven happy birthday, dude
Do do do do do and Galatics or something your hero and your power is dying the first 30 seconds of a mission
Yeah, I need more power guys
So one turn on the backup generator
people.
That you're back.
Talk to us and team. Our
negotiator just lost contact
with the suspects. They are
angry and volatile. You are
go for entry.
Going for entry.
You're.
I can't react after I kick.
I think I miss actually.
Who locks a door during a fucking Austin situation?
That's cheating.
Did I get in this mission?
I'm kicking you from the clan.
Oh shit.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Dude, I'm the point man you guys need.
Zoomer's not knowing clans.
How come they don't know clans but they know the clan?
What's up with that?
What up with that?
I saw your, hey moon, I saw your cameo and Netflix's love on the spectrum glad to see you get back out there.
One with you
Enter team this is top we no longer have control negotiations you are clear to move and secure the promises
I'll get it ready
of
of
the
death of
the
death of
We're turning our flashlight on, boys.
You know when I need a flashlight that goes beep every time I hook up with a guy with a
gun, dude?
Don't kick me to the clan!
I killed three civilians!
I was in here at the beginning, can you do the Family Guy reference?
Dude.
Hehehehe.
Oh, Peter.
Peter.
Hehehehe.
Like that?
Lois.
Carbiter.
Not even good.
Okay.
Okay.
Like that?
No, yes
Carbiter
Not even good. Okay, man. Well, it's here. You're fucking family guy ref dude. I bet you'll do uh
You'll do Stewie
You're you're a stewie guy cringe
I'm a Meg guy
We're not the same.
and attack another.
Evidence secured.
Good to call.
We need to talk.
This is Tark.
The trailer's empty.
Contact is down.
Good to go.
Set the road to come next.
Come out.
Interdict is up.
We need to go.
This is my master.
Good to see you again.
Ready to call.
Take it.
Stop.
We need to search.
Start here.
Continue with objective.
you
Wow
We're pulling out that's are coming in to take over
This guy's on the head are all man, they're not fucking at all dude
He's how you just bumped a line of I bands man. Jesus Christ
Goldie thinks first subbin, dude
Can't beat him join him. All right, anyone got some vibe dance to him trying to rail a line
You need all of yours, and they don't man this guy's just greedy
Yeah, that's why I'm snorting it.
That's why I'm boofing it, dude.
You need to digest it?
You guys don't... digest...
through nose?
Oh, hey, man.
That's time to reload!
Can't reload, and that's a joyous voice.
do it. You guys like the swag of leaning than I fucking owned that guy by the way? That was sick.
That was literally some gun katasha dude.
Don't vote kick me please. This is the one. You wanna know how I know?
God has half-spoken through my shotgun.
Am I excited for League 6?
Uh, no, no.
Nah, I don't really give a shit about RuneScape Leagues.
Galasuka, thanks for subbing, 99, dude.
and
it's time
What the fuck are you doing?
Someone said I'm memorizing the enemy spawns.
It's different every time, by the way.
I can't memorize it.
What the fuck? You hear that?
What are those bugs doing there?
I think like a cool song, dude.
What's a good cartel killing song?
Spanish Flee?
Okay man, I don't think you're very funny.
Make it my way downtown, walking fast.
mind you
entry team, this is Todd
negotiations have fallen apart
moves to secure the premises
suspects are highly volatile
the suspect is taking the risk
of being killed
talk to entry team
Take it on!
Take off! Quick!
Now this is killing music!
I'm the LeBron James of Killing Civilians.
I'm with you.
Talk to SREDZ.
Negotiations have fallen apart.
Move to secure the premises.
Suspects are highly volatile.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Suspects are highly volatile
It's over
Dr. Elements be advised the suspects are holding civilians hostage
This on says man, sorry play this
...
...
...
...
...
Wait, this is it!
...
...
That isn't from Bad Boys 5, they made 5 of those, that's awesome.
Falling apart, move to secure the premises. Suspects are highly volatile.
Dr. Lee, you're clear to proceed.
Dr. Lee, proceed with your mission.
Oh, holy shit.
Objective failed.
This one's a Y.
Report to talk for debrief.
Yeah, they're so fast, man.
I don't even know who shot me, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
Hmm.
This going to hype you up?
Wait, hold up.
It's not gay, dude, it's music.
I'm with you, ladies this is Todd, our negotiators just log contact with us, they are angry
The end volume. You are go for it.
Come on, sweetie! Come out!
Please, this is Tog. Make them stable and proceed with mission.
Tog down.
Is that a mine port?
I'm not gonna bring them down here. I'm back.
Tog, here you go.
Dagibus, move it.
I
You thought the Chinese was the play there yeah sometimes I mean as a Chinese man myself
I do get pretty patriotic from time to time.
bop bop bop bop bop
What is this?
Dude
That's sweet, but you know what the best song we could probably let's do here is
Fancy white guy music.
Got you sick.
This is talk.
Negotiations have fallen apart.
Move to secure the premises.
Suspects are highly volatile.
Dude, shut up.
Plug walk.
Heh heh heh.
I'm dying.
The point man is wounded.
Okay, you're in the way. You're in the way.
Keep your hands behind your back.
I'm just being mindful, I've seen it now.
We've shocked civilian restraining ready for transport.
There's a Hawk, you're seen proceed with mission.
Stay here, do not get in our way.
They're killing Hostages, move!
There's one!
You can turn that Hostage into a kill.
Elements, hurry!
As you're being secured.
Talk to the lead.
Tray on a new route.
Elements, talk.
Suspect down, towards the Xanax.
You
Elements this is talk corner standing by
Am I almost confident my guys stood here
As there was a guy in the kitchen just like executing people one by one.
Talk to him.
Proceed with vision.
There he is.
Talk here.
Notify board.
Talk.
Trailer's incoming.
See you in action.
That's good to go.
Here we go.
Okay.
He's just kind of a banger about it.
evidence secured evidence good to go
well got a civilian here talking morning
William Scott is good to go
not not good I'm all carrying the area for any contact searching the area
searching the area not good
Searching, searching.
Sweeping.
Doctor Elements.
Oh, the media's gonna have a field day with today's performance.
Mission complete. Make sure you cover your faces on the ride home.
Not a must-hide, though. That's a dub.
Oh, shit.
Barrett thinks you're 7.
Ooh!
Hey, where's the 4th guy?
He quit.
Moving to FurryCon in Vegas this weekend?
No man, I won't be there.
You going?
Hey, I remember you told me you were going.
Does that count as a win?
Yes.
Wait, it's un...
Oh my god, wait.
It says unresolved.
Scamba? No.
No, no, no. Technically, I unlocked the next mission, so I will count that as a clear.
That's what we're gonna do again.
Meow, meow.
Plug walk song.
They are angry and vulnerable.
You are to go for entry.
I don't know what he's doing.
We're pulling out, bats are coming in to take over.
Late Flashbang? Who even threw that Flashbang, cuz...
You have to hire more people.
Plug Walk.
Play the cop anthem?
Hmm...
I don't think that's the cop anthem.
Plug walk.
Shibidibi Dabidubabuboo.
Ooh Carlson.
Now it's getting murdered.
Actual cop anthem.
Ooh.
Wait.
Hold up.
When you're on the way to church and your grandparents put the We Are Charlie Kirk funk remix on the radio, dude.
Everyone's been there, dude.
to the point
to the point
let's ride
they are angry and vulnerable
you are no threat
you failed your objective
collect what you can, report to top
Go to school and learn the golden rule, dude.
I think we need a different gun.
What if we used...
Christ, it's really kicking off out there.
We're gonna hold on to the shortboard.
You think they have any give back here, dude?
Thoughts?
P90.
Yup.
Buh-wok.
Wait, not only P90?
90 hollow point yes sir oh yeah it's murder time I have no intention of saving anyone
But this is no rate Israeli gun?
No.
How come you guys kept saying it then? B90 is Belgium.
Bull auto.
I can't tell him to search the area only the roof.
Active threat mission failed. We no longer have control of the situation fall back
You a believers guys even with
We still get an F we still get an F
On authorized use of deadly force
What's the difference between that and an authorized use of force?
Oh.
I changed the game by, it's now Will I Die.
Not bad.
I think we can do better than that.
Oops.
We can do better than that.
Just play it.
this.
Target, suspect refuse to negotiate. You are clear to move in.
and
who should have it
Securing
That's so hard
down on your knees. I'm going to get the handcuff. Moving on.
You're not even close to go. Badger, we're pulling out. Badger coming in to take over.
Element to talk. Entered to it. This is talk. Notifying trailers.
This guy shot me without even looking at me, dude.
That's crazy.
Dude, he was literally staring down the stairs when he shot his gun, man.
Hmm, I don't know if the Israeli P90 is working, fellas.
A plegador is...
P90 sucks?
Nah, but it's cool, though.
You rush B with him.
And you hit fire.
You're so much screaming.
Dude, stop trauma dumping, dude.
This is what I mean.
Now I'm gonna listen to the game music.
Or Spanish Flee.
Talk.
Our negotiator has just lost contact with the suspect.
They are angry and volatile.
You are go for entry.
That's not gay.
That's cool.
What copy creamer do I use?
and
Dr. Elements, continue with your mission.
Dr. Lee, number five, channels.
Come here.
Hey, Doc! On that couch!
Elements, open in the hand. Get up.
We suspect you're in need of medical attention.
Let me see!
Did we lose the whistle, Galeon?
I don't like that.
That dark scent in that song, dude?
Wow, wow, wow, wow, that's so sick.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Hey, you're serious?
I'm serious.
I'm serious right now.
Thank you, team.
Yeah, yeah
You can see that uh, that Halloween game coming out that's a ripoff of Friday the 13th
I'm kind of excited for that why I can't I end GL
How are you telling how much both of you have I understand
It's gonna last a week if it's multiplayer
The way is he's always pocket watching the shelf like a video games, dude
What's up with that
I don't know if this is worth my $40.
I only get a week of entertainment from this.
That's how we get it down for evidence in band before I came in
That's fine as long as we're getting up. I'm content
How come that guy waited until the very end to say that shit
One hour per $1 per hour of fun is my benchmark
And this guy probably hates going to movies then dude. Holy shit
20 bucks for an hour and a half? That is NOT a good ratio.
Berrrrdoorrrrrrr inequality? Yes, I mean, I don't
like going to movies either, but that's beside the point.
That's beside the point.
Double Sanchez.
Oh yeah dude, stolen valor.
Officer Michael Roderigrez has been declared missing after disappearing during the pursuit
of Narcotics dealer in 213 Park.
Deplatoon after a long night must enter the dangerous suburb once again.
Who the fuck is Deplatoon?
Me?
I
Mean
You're a novel
What is the D stand for these
I
Listen to the
Officer Rodriguez's cell phone movement has been traced to a garbage truck
disposed of during its route through the 2-1-3 park neighborhood.
Telecom providers enable us to isolate the truck and the precise route we follow.
The last spot the phone was pinging in before it was picked up by the truck
was in front of an apartment building situated squarely in the middle of the 2-1-3 hillside roller's turn.
They operate out of edgeware apartments.
The same block officer Rodriguez was last seen near and movements are traced around.
We have reason to believe they're connected to, or at least have critical knowledge about Rodriguez's disappearance.
The media is getting anxious around this story. The whole city is watching.
But we can narrow our search to the edge where apartments block.
Our second lead is placed on one Dylan Parker on the top of our suspect list.
Records show that Parker has a history of extreme violence and a known dislike for authority figures
Parker's details and the layout of the apartment block have been uploaded to your job
Be very careful around this man
He is a very isolated mean bastard and most likely suffering from at least one serious mental health condition
If Parker is responsible for the disappearance is likely harmed officer Rodriguez
Parker's rap sheet should be uploaded to your tablets.
We know he is registered in the apartment building and will be armed and dangerous.
Investigators have noted that he's been freelancing for the two-and-three hillside rollers in their operations.
It could be prostitution rings, drugs, whatever it may be. Expect him to have a backup.
Reports outline he's an avid collector of vintage weaponry,
they will not be easy to get to the heart of the building.
I know you guys had a busy night recently due to another operation in 213 Park.
It's been a long time.
I can see in this room we're all tired, ready to call it a night.
Yup.
But we need you guys to be ready to call it a night.
Ready to call it a night.
But we need you guys to jump into the fray once more.
The only way we'll find Officer Rodriguez is to go in and raid the premises.
We've managed to get a warrant for the entire building.
We're moving through room by room until we find Rodriguez.
The residents won't be too happy to see us.
Hillside rollers and tents alike expect resistance of all kinds.
Much of all to stay close, watch each other's backs, and get in and out of there as safely
and as quickly as you can with the Rookie and Joe.
Not everyone living in this building is going to be banged for the rollers.
That said, we need to control everyone and pull this off quickly, so let's keep our
use of force reasonable.
I don't want to cause a riot by having people playing these shot up in a park with outlikes
in the two and three.
If you have a question, make it count, because every second counts to save young Rodriguez
is life no good then I hope you understand the gravity of this for our department I
want equipment checks completed and everyone ready to load up in 20 minutes let's get
man okay bro anything else mofucka jesus
blood be yapping dude well let's head to oblock wait actually I'm ready
He aspired to become a police officer after witnessing his community struggle with crime
and neglect.
Oh, that's so brave, dude.
Holy moly.
Prostitute.
Drug dealer.
Oh, fuck.
You're the two two thirteen hillside rollers, bro
Can you specify the reason for your emergency call, sir?
What is happening there?
A camera is issued.
I don't understand.
I just want to hit my own.
Listen, there's a situation where we're the guy who should not be here.
Someone with different colors, status, and all that.
Are you in barring a situation involving an L.S.P.D. officer?
Oh, oh, me!
No, no, no, no.
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
Yeah, I'm talking.
Hello, I can't hear you.
Uh, Edgeworth apartments, you need to send someone.
Can you provide any more details?
Shit, no. Nobody's gonna get my details or anything like that, right?
No, sir.
I think I saw someone dragging a cop through into the building.
He looked in a real, bad way, and I don't think they were helping him.
Did you say a police officer?
Who's dragging him, sir?
I don't know.
Who is dragging him, sir?
I don't know.
I'm sure there could have been any one of them.
They took him inside, and I haven't seen him or any of them come back out since.
Do you know where he's being held?
No, I'm not.
Some of that live across the street.
I saw them from my bedroom window and watched some entity apartments.
Thank you, sir.
We stay away from the building, and if you see the officer or any suspicious individuals,
do not engage them.
Can I take your name and contact details?
No, they don't run this place.
I don't think it would be hard to find out who called 911 though.
Barkody, thanks for 7.
Boom.
Boom.
I think this is AI in parenthesis, I have 75 IQ.
Hey, that's above average dude, good job.
I got 140.
Stuntfist, expert subbot?
You've got 420.
Wait, that's the weed number, though.
You ready, boys?
I
Talk here
Trailer's ready
Oh
Fucking weed operation
that
I
Like this
I guess that's the guy who's shooting at me.
I think I shot a civilian.
Yeah.
I must've went ahead though.
Talk to entity trailers in mouth
It's over entry team fat taking over
There's traps dude
Dude living in the O block must be tough man Jesus
Dude, imagine you're like, oh man, I'm gonna go play some video games in my bedroom.
Oops, forgot about the fucking tripwire that activates the explosive to my bedroom.
Whoops!
I forgot, for years I've been crawling it through the window.
Whoops!
But, forgot to disarm the trap, dude.
What do you?
Oops.
Oh, we got to secure the perimeter.
Actually we can't secure the perimeter because everyone has windows without fucking blind
so they can just see us moving around.
Do we look cool by the way?
You can tell I'm the boss because my helmet is slightly cooler than everyone else's.
And these guys are the jobbers
They'll be here for a day or two
Hmm
It's not funny bro
I
Know who that voice anchor and so fucking
He's only got it sounds like a job
Okay, let's look for some fraps shall we?
I got it.
Yeah, you do, bitch.
I would like, I would like to move.
Open the fucking door.
No, we look so cool, do you hear?
I just smoke that.
Okay, what's up, mate?
Yes, you can!
No.
You're gonna kill him.
I got him.
We gotta get out of here.
Slowly.
Help me.
Stand to the end.
We're gonna take a look at the girl.
This is Tony.
Please go ahead and take her.
Please.
Hands up.
Get down.
Get it.
open clear the room
Right opening on the left
You're dead!
The sexo room!
The heads are coming in to take over.
I didn't see it.
I heard a guy.
And I was like, man, can I really afford to sit here and try and stare at it and find it?
We could have... there was no one in there.
Fuck my bussy, fuck my bussy hole.
But my boozy hooo!
Ya, ya, ya, ya, aww.
Richard Fist thinks for sevens is read of bald.
Oops.
It's Bantle thinks for sevens is lookin' fresh.
Shing!
Come to the Bronx. You'll never get me to voluntarily go to New York ever again.
I
Watch it here that
Surprise! Oh, fuck!
We need to like this!
What are you gonna walk your dog on, man?
The whole hoodies crap man, now what are you supposed to do?
I was a noodle, thanks for something.
Dude.
Holy fuck dude, how did we get so lucky the first time we did this mission?
Dude, we charged through so many doorways in our first attempt, actually.
We actually got so fucking lucky, dude.
Use the AI?
I'm going to now!
Before, dude, I was like, dude, surely this chain link fence isn't trapped.
It was.
It fucking was, by the way.
I got a pee.
Is that chill, lads?
Yeah, check out how fast my gun goes.
Yeah, I gotta own this for like protection.
It's for protection purpose.
It's for hunting deer.
It's for hunting people. I mean deer.
Guns are actually for hunting the apex predator humans.
I'm just glad we weren't heroes.
Dude, we are! We are heroes, dude!
This gun's so cool. Check this out, then.
Check this flick out.
Wait, that was pretty good, though.
Where are my bullets?
Shoot guy in next stall.
Dov, you go to the gun range and you see a guy doing this.
What do you do?
Die? Yeah, speaking of which, I'm gonna go die in the toilet. With my Euron.
B.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
you
you
you
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Song's over you don't like you don't like Gala dude
Dude, what a fucking banger that song is, holy shit.
Now where the hell are you, big fail?
Nowhere to hide.
Why is my mic fucked up?
Is it?
Hello?
Hello?
Is this thing on?
Hello?
Chat?
Am I muted?
Chat?
Chat am I muted?
Chat is this thing on?
Vegas has the line on your attempts to mission at minus 45.5. I'm taking the over
The wise guy talking and slang
Blood speaking in tongues right now
I'll rest that man.
to self every door is trapped every door
El Traffoad. It's the Traff House.
Aw, shit.
Hey, hey!
of
all maybe we can do this for killing the one guy's
I'm gonna kill you.
I found the ground.
I found the ground.
What's that?
Oh, God!
Very.
All right.
We're gonna start.
She went to the right.
Blaze, this is talking.
Nice.
Any explosives?
Smile?
One, Jeffery Biles.
All cannon.
You have a chance, on him.
Any explosives that will instantly kill me, smile.
Hi, farm, hi farm.
Hi.
Nice.
They were doing pretty good.
We haven't killed anyone yet.
We haven't killed anyone yet.
Oh, we killed that lady.
I forgot, we shot that lady in the head.
Whoops.
Yeah, I mean, we're doing pretty good.
Eugh.
Where's the weed room right here?
Get over there Billy.
Miss yourself now.
Oh
No, dude
Hurry up
You red you're blue
Anyone else consuming drugs and have the urge to say so in this Twitch chat?
No.
No one in chat does drugs.
Here.
Wait, which door did we search?
Is this guy doing?
Oh, there's a tripwire right there, Jesus!
You're smoking weed, bloggers?
Weed is cloggers, dude.
bathroom guys come on I'll take point I'm the point man baby
Well, I fucking dare you bitch
What?
Go again!
Opening on the left.
You're in the green.
Head is up! Now!
Move! Move!
You can still get out of it!
Turn around and get right on it.
Turn right.
Move! Move!
We have a civilian in our custody.
Andrew J, this is Tom. Trailer's in, man.
We might as well move.
Who are these guys yelling at?
talk to lead trailers in room
yes I think doors can be trapped on both sides by the way they'll be fucked up
though right they'll be fucked up right they wouldn't do that shit
Tark, weapons on site.
Elements, business talk. Talk to you after all.
We're clean.
More than just the tracks.
We're in a wrecking.
They're doing it.
I
Er
Wait
We'll get up there soon fellows, don't you worry
That's the front door. We don't need to go out there.
I don't think they killed this guy.
Every room's gonna fucking a loot box with guns
I have one bad guy trip his own trap while holding a hostage ruin my run
I'm hearing footsteps right now.
Close this door?
Where are you, bitch?
Where are you, bitch?
I swear he's above us.
You fell his first, Mile.
All right for one clear I'll take point
Oh my!
As soon as I looked away, man!
Oh, what movie is this?
369th, sustainment brigade hell fighters.
That don't sound real, fellas.
Oh, we can tell them...
What are you doing, get to work?
Dude, they had me report this as a weapon source.
This looks like a display.
That's how we get it done folks. Roll as a debris
What it canceled the mission I didn't even think yes
Wait, that's a pretty good score though, dude
Me just perfect so I don't I don't have to restrain guys out that are dead
I thought you did that guy wasn't restrained. Hey frass boy nice dude
Did you don't have to fucking restrain them after they die?
You you seem a little stressed why don't you take some time off buddy. Thanks. Take some friggin time off, Mike
We'll see about uh, let's get mr. Right. Let's get mr.
win
You guys ready for the dub briefing? There's only two in that one
We're finally on the the most recent DLC boys
Our community fundraiser of the iconic blackwood pier has collapsed into sudden massacre
And if I group emerging from the boardwalk struck the event using the gathering in LSBD uniforms to cover
Has covered a move more to move smuggled cargo inland deep platoon is to locate survivors and secure cargo and stop the attack before the chaos spreads
Okay
All units listen up eyes forward we've got little intel in less time so pay attention
We have an evolving incident at the old blackwood pier in kawaii
But again as a community led fundraiser has been hit by an attack group affiliation is unconfirmed
Expect a high density of civilians scattered first responders and a volatile environment
Okay.
What?
Shevettia commissioned her earlier in the year to organize today's fundraiser, to clean
up the pier's current state.
Our department has been involved in the cleanup and fundraiser organized by Ms. Torres.
But due to the overwhelming amount of resource strain we've been under this past month,
security detail for the event has been minimal.
Any LSPD staff and attendants are considered off-duty.
Both Governor Whitfield and Mayor Hechevettia left the pier after the speeches earlier
in the day.
We can determine that no VIPs are part of our suspect's objectives.
At 2100 hours, Coast Command identified a suspicious vessel off the shoreline,
matching the behavior of a similar contact logged the night before.
Officers lost visual during a pursuit.
The vessel was seen carrying some form of cargo, but no identification or confirmation was provided.
No direct link has been confirmed between these two vessels,
But the timing, navigational patterns, and their proximity to their path and the event itself place it under suspicion.
Calls to 911 have noted assailants blending into the crowd and potentially LSPD officers responding who were shooting at civilians, some of whom are also armed.
We're uncertain what's going on here. Suspects are believed to be armed and dressed in civilian attire. Civilian casualties are unconfirmed, but reports suggest chaos.
At this stage we do not have hard IDs. Based on past activity, profiling and motives, it suggests possible involvement from Los Navigantes del Caos.
Oh yeah, of course, yeah. That's what I was gonna say.
Unconfirmed at this time, and we are unaware if they are in cooperation with any other third parties. Our contacts at FISA have not been forthcoming with their information on this attack.
I'm sure they'll chime in afterwards if our suspicions are correct.
There is no current indication of a hostage situation.
No evidence has been issued.
We also received no warning before the event from intelligence agencies suggesting it was a lightly terror event,
or information before the attack itself.
Retreating this has a potential premeditated attack targeting a high-density civilian event.
The pier layout will complicate your approach.
The Dream Shore amusement park area of the pier has had a lot of pedestrian traffic come through for the event.
Visibility is limited. Crowd movement is expected to be erratic.
Civilians may be sheltering inside storefronts, maintenance areas, or along any other low visibility or close quarter areas.
Entry teams should anticipate confusion. Visibility is limited, and there are potential ambush positions throughout.
You are to move in, locate and secure any civilians, identify and suppress armed friends, and contain the area before this escalates any further.
TOC will provide updates on route. Com's discipline is critical.
Barrickett departs in 10. Rowley is on Jefferson Boulevard and 52nd Street. Other elements are staging out.
That's it. We roll in 10. Let's go.
Air-looking puppy today, Big M? Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
9-1-1 state emergency.
One, he was not like the others.
He was walking like he knew the hell.
And all, no concern, he moved so calmly.
That different equipment on uniform, dark maybe?
I couldn't see his face.
I wasn't even sure if he was real.
I just noticed this old man amongst the chaos.
He had a pistol for top time, and was in fire in order to be.
Wait.
guys it's a false flag
bros horsey's for seven
hmmm
hmmm, CM Punk has always been a man of pride, a man with something to prove
this is a huge risk he is taking entering this gondola
But, when he wins, that was pretty.
San Diego takes her 7.
We kind of look like we time-traveled, guys.
You think Deep Platoon stands for these guys' time-traveled platoon?
There's four to shoot at a certain target.
Status of the active shooter spread is currently unknown.
Move in and secure the area quickly.
Traps have been placed in the area.
Be careful.
Enter and clear.
How did they have time to trap this place?
Hi!
Get out of there now!
Hi!
The scope is hard to use.
On my six
Arrest this one
way we didn't bring gas masks guys
dude it can't it's not it's not it's not good
Don't worry
Hey, it's all time around
You good
Dude skirt race
the
the
the
the
the
Let's put your hands on your hand!
Oh no! I- hold my lead out!
Damn dude.
Yo, it has to make sure he wins still, dude, as soon as that whole memory has like a rush.
He misses, gets hit, hold F, repeat.
Dude.
I thought this would be like kind of more open air.
So I'm with the BR, but I don't think the BR is the P-Lay.
I think what we should do is...
What's good at stopping people in armor?
A self rifle?
Question mark?
Shotgun and leg them.
I don't want to leg them.
That's not based.
I want to shoot them in the head.
fucking awesome
oh seven six two you think so
all reliable dude
yeah i'm thinking i'm back
try the bazooka we don't have bazooka
Fresh some peas on my granny, she got hit by a bazooka.
Kaboom.
Kablaow.
Hey, we can serve the beach.
I wanna serve the parking lot.
Wait, hold on, we gotta put gas masks out.
Kabooom.
Kablaow.
Incompatible with ballistic mask.
Uh-oh.
That ballistic mask was keeping us from dying instantly when we got shot by the way.
Erm, guys?
Rezapisa Magrani.
We got hit by a bazooka.
I think Lil B did it better.
This guy made a song called Birth of Rap, dude.
He's the progenitor, man.
Some might even say Dugo.
You know what it has, thanks for the bits.
And an enigma thanks for the bits.
And a gentleman thanks for the smiley.
And he's trying to solo queue adventure.
So he says Giga.
Giga.
Got a comment in chat from 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0.
moon shut the fuck up not base no it's not posting that that's not cool do I
tell you guys to shut the fuck up
sure thanks for the bits
Um, guys?
They're literally shooting guns.
Oh.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
Searching towards the target. Searching from the southern end.
I got him.
wall
what a nice day at the carnival
th
th
th
th
I
Talk to him and keep moving the vomit rose
Entry team this is talk continue with your mission
You okay
I don't have three.
Sneaky.
Die.
Fucking die.
I'm sorry I'm going to need to see some ass.
I'm going to take all your flashes and burn them.
Okay, hello?
Oh, talk to flashback.
Oh, shit.
I'm sure I smoked two of those guys.
Suspect, ready to go. I got cops. Got em all zipped up.
Gonna prank them. Need to do something.
Secure.
Thank you.
Good to hear we got all of them.
Okay.
me
Wait, where are you guys clearing?
Paul K大哥 is here!
I thought I heard someone over there!
I swear I heard someone over there.
We chill boys we chill what a clown yes, I think for seven
All right, be honest, fellas, the best point man ever.
How come we get so many levels with the sizzling burgers but not on this one dude?
You think there's a menu?
$8, $10 for a cheeseburger dude, holy shit.
that's cheap. What? Since when?
hold on
red
open blast bang
open bang clear
thank you
flash
bang out
there
no one can blast bang
police, get down
nothing
Oh my.
Now that's trigger discipline, as one might expect from the point man.
What if your NPCs could be wrong about it or being trapped or not?
They'll be kind of freaked out now.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
What's just happened man?
Ewww, not the most flattering position, I will say that.
How come, how come any guy said something about that?
I
Come no one said anything about that trap
There's a nice touch to add the vomit
Like that is bomber
I
I don't know like bad guys they're like bad guys kind of
They're evil man
Where are my command skewing? What's happening?
Where are you guys going?
Good.
the
fact that
This is you knowing full well you're the only person in there.
now go when I'm done
Why didn't they go in?
I think that's ambient gun noise. We hear that a lot in America.
You good?
From where?
I got sniped!
You need a kill cam?
A kill cam would be sweet.
You know, I noticed they didn't start killing people over here until we got close enough as well.
This place is so open and there's like so many corners people.
It sounded like I got shot by a rifle as well.
Man.
What's up with your mic today?
Can you elaborate? What's going on?
Big man.
Did it cut out when I got allowed?
Good.
Good.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Maybe there's a better spot we can come from.
Let's try the docks dude.
Sounds a little quiet.
That's cool man.
Alright.
From now on any commentary on the microphone must be submitted with a clip.
And they ate two sentence right up.
Okay.
So that's the end of my video.
I'm just gonna go ahead and give you some advice.
This is a clip.
carry on the microphone must be submitted with a clip.
And they ate two sentence right up.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
the
This is currently unknown. Move in and secure the area quickly.
Trash has been placed in the area. Be careful.
Third sound, north.
Shut up.
I got a smoothing.
Oh, bumper cars!
I must open that shit, fellas.
we shouldn't shout out that lady
oh my god don't go in
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Why did they go through the effort of piling up portals?
No, it don't make sense.
It's the Yolinky, then the Splonky.
Yeah, there's a bunch of weed smoke in here.
Or who are you talking to?
Oh, it's you.
All right, I need to sit down.
I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm drinking the coffee, did you say it?
Dr. Ellerman, trailer in this room, opening from the plate, no chapter.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
And unlock it!
Ooh, the haunted house!
Do not smoke, eat, or drink inside the attraction.
Don't worry, everything's gonna be okay.
I'm in!
Very funny, dude.
12.
Move, move, move!
Opening of 9.
Coming here.
Oh my god, his spooky lady.
Move, move, move!
I can't hold it in the ground.
I can't go in here.
Moving in!
One of the traps. Alright.
We're gonna crush every trap we're going for.
I don't know where this leads out.
dramatic much
devices
quickly a hostage with just an interview how do you save these guys
red team move in and clear open it and toss the flashbang
of
the
fact that
the
Do not trip this fucking tripwire bitch.
of
the
death of the
death
of
the
death
of
That's nice. Didn't ask.
They work. Where the fuck is the guy executing civilians? He must be like near the entrance
where we started last time. I can't rush because I'm gonna get fucking smoked. But I gotta
rush other ways they're gonna kill the Sybilians.
I got a deceased civilian requesting terms.
Don't even mention it.
The coroner's standing by.
I think that was a civilian.
That was not a civilian.
Don't even think about moving him.
I got it.
Weapon is set.
Talk reporting.
Roger that.
I'll finish.
They just killed a hunt.
If you have a gun, you can use it to kill the other guy.
He didn't even have anyone else to use the shot.
Good shot, assimilating an eye shot.
Dude!
Well, there's like no civilians left, dude.
And I told these guys to fucking breach by the way that was said in there.
Truly no trap, right Willys?
What's the best way to do this?
how many civilians they killed stop rushing I have to rush they killed five
people there
giga stealth maybe dude like I can't do that I mean you saw what happens when I
I ran out to the open.
Officer Flores has been killed.
No!
Officer Flores!
No!
There's a helicopter camera that marks the shooter location.
The helicopter cam has been dubiously useful for me, but I mean, we can turn it on.
A lot of the time in that, the, the...
What was the mission with the chemical bomb? Not this one?
That motherfucker was staring at a wall.
With no one on the camera.
Currently unknown, go in and secure the area quickly.
Traps have been placed in the area. Be careful.
We're talking forwarding. Dam's notified.
Oh, we got- we got this guy talking.
Toss the gas!
I did I couldn't see
Oh
Hmm ball them blind dude, there's no fucking way you guys saw the guy shooting. There's absolutely no fucking way dude. There's no way
Night vision you might be right about that fella
First time chatter here I assume if we mention is my cutting out it's a ban.
I spent more than a year, more than a year.
Having people contact me and say listen, your mic gets obnoxiously peaky when you scream
and now that I have a microphone that prevents that from happening I am getting people who
are saying that my mic cuts out when I get to a lot I'm gonna I'm gonna work on
it don't worry fellas okay we'll find a happy media but until then I'm sorry
you're gonna have to not hear me literally scream so loud that your
speakers will break, okay? Is that fine? Will you live, buddy?
Who are you talking to?
Oh. Hi.
Where the fuck is that?
that is not really going... oh I killed him
I
What can you do man, I just I just don't understand
The hot bitch has just been executed.
You got the target.
We're near the south side.
Ready to go.
We're down here.
We have these guys.
Time is running.
Come on, get out of here.
This is the first time I've seen him kill you.
Hurry.
I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe we have to, like, move the hostages after we secure them?
Opening on the right, opening on the left.
Like they're literally walking around killing people I think.
Threshing right down!
They just killed a hostage.
The hostage is down. I repeat, hostage is down.
Let's go!
Opening of the left.
Well, there's no vigil of any person in that picture right now.
Unless he is directly beneath that rail.
I think we're gonna come from this side.
Let's do it.
They double team me. They booed me.
There's four more guys. Yeah, I think we come in from... we come in from the side that isn't
getting gassed. Look at that dude. They kill seven people and...
There's a compass you can enable too.
I mean, maybe that helps. I don't know. I mean, the helicopter, not very helpful.
It was helpful at first.
Jesus.
These guys are mean.
They're literally just walking around like la la la la la shooting people.
They don't even, in every other mission before this, whenever a guy kills a hostage, they
literally run up to them and then hold them for a little bit.
But in this one, they're actually on site executing them, dude.
is a spook fix for seven me on the boat
What the hell was that?
Don't you
Where is the smother fucker
of
I
All right
He's over there somewhere.
They just killed the hostage.
where is this guy man?
Police! Come out of the house!
What the fuck was that?
He's got the thing in room world that happens when the death is at a higher, dude.
Thanks bro.
How many civilians did they kill just one?
We can do one.
We can do one.
Maybe two.
We only killed three guys.
That's crazy.
Like, we actually have to go around the entire fucking perimeter as fast as we can in order to make sure...
Like, I posted one of my teams at that back door right there just to keep...
Just like, be there if...
Because that room always has, like, guys in it, right?
So, my thought was, oh, well, they might just, like, walk out while I'm, like, securing the rest of the place.
So I left one of my teams there...
To camp the door.
Because there's never, there's not gonna be any alive civilians in the fucking gas room,
right?
Can you bring wedges?
Uh, yeah we could.
What we could do is literally order our team to clear the open right here and I think they'll
just like continually move around.
LSP, come out with your hands, come out!
Get out of the way now!
Falling on the right.
I got it.
Moving in the head, guys.
Copy that.
Searching.
We're going long.
They don't know we're here yet.
I don't think.
I'm going in opening on the right all down to the left of here contact
hmm
Move again!
All the way left. We've got an opening on the way.
Flat away though.
You're so ill.
Nothing. Turn right up.
We're on a bigger bar.
It's like a horror game, man.
of
the
death
of
Now!
She closed the door? What the fuck?
If we can take one down.
Stay here, do not get in our way.
We have civilian in custody.
Dr. Ward, proceed with mission.
I'm getting down! I don't have a gun!
This is crew call.
Alley of the clock, civilian cut and ready for trace.
Don't give up. The trailer's notified.
I think they're shooting at me from inside of this building by the way.
that
I
Where where
I wonder where these fellas could be.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Shut up.
They all came out of the smoke building guys.
Or a lot of them did.
of
the
top of the
top of the
top of the
top of the
Look at the camera, B.O.V. for this helicopter, dude.
Is this Where's Waldo, bro?
What's stopping the guy in the helicopter from flying through a slightly different angle, dude?
Yeah, yeah
Press T
Okay
What should I do now boss
T
That's not the Austin.
Roller.
Keep your hands up!
Get down and keep your hands up!
I have to come to you for our safety.
Rear?
Or this?
Lead the talk.
Civilian is in custody.
Requesting escort.
Doc to entry team.
Trailer's en route.
I believe I have already lost
What's a lot to do
Where's all this shit they're finding?
down town
I walked past this
It's just sign that doesn't matter I lost the delay
Fuck man
there's one more guy now what watch how many points I lose from the dead
civilians by the way
I think what we can do is if we avoid the gas building we could go around and
pick off the couple of people outside and if we surround the gas building with two teams
like one team in the back one team in the front we might be able to like prevent a lot
of people from dying.
The issue is like when I say like like you know like the little mini event that happens
when the person comes out they're like, I'm fucking getting chemical bond.
And then they die in front of the thing.
I think it opens the door on all sides of that building.
So we can get close enough and then put our guys somewhere without them triggering that.
I think that's ideal.
That shit is hard, man.
It's not fair.
They're supposed to follow the rules of combat.
They're supposed to run up to a civilian and then hold them in a gentle embrace for like 30 seconds.
They're not supposed to get them on site.
They forgot the ROE, dude!
Look at that spray control, dude.
Immaculate.
Look at this.
I bet I can keep it in this thing right here.
Okay, you ready?
Are you ready for this?
Check it out.
I bet I can get every shot in the head, you guys ready?
Are you guys ready for this shit?
Check this out.
All in the body.
All in this thing right here, okay?
Who would be doing like this, I guess?
Move into it like this, I got it.
You know, I kind of got a good read on the no scope on this bitch, actually.
Look at that.
That's pretty good with no laser sight, dude.
I'm gonna get some Joe.
It's the middle of the screen that hope you'd be able to hide.
It's not the middle, dude.
Hmm, it might be the middle.
If I had like that on-screen crosshair thing, we could confirm that, but
it's hard to say. It doesn't feel directly in the middle, though.
You're going to jail with that score?
Am I not an efficient killing monster enough for you, sir?
Good ol' American MK18.
See, MK18's cool, but doesn't shoot 7-6-2 ammo.
Nope, it shoots Pussyass556 NATO, dude.
Look at this shit.
Loser!
Loser!
ChadAK47762.
Faced.
Faced.
Use a battle rifle.
Good idea.
Uh...
That's a friend.
idea.
Uh, that's a freaking good idea.
How come all these magazines in real life have 20 bullets?
Are they magazines or clips?
How come I've played games with these guns and they've had 30?
Who gives a shit nerd?
I'm asking the Gweebo's in chat, okay?
They're called mag, bullet purses, mmm.
Use the G3?
I think we've used the G3, Kappa.
Kappa, now you guys are gonna be like,
dude, use the 12-time scope.
Use the 12, use the 12-time scope.
This thing sucks, ass.
But we'll peep it.
It's a fucking true scope, dude.
Alright, check it.
You can't even really test it in the range.
Whoa. What the?
Wait.
Dude.
It's a bit...
I don't know.
We can put the uh...
That zero with a gun.
Hmmmm...
Let's see here dude.
Let's see in the equipment.
Hmmmm...
Got the optic zoom.
Hmmmm...
Interaction.
Zeroing right now. Hmm teamwork note replay note missile miscellaneous. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No
G3 is an Iranian rifle
Yeah, I'm gonna go get some coffee when I come back I
Want to see some movement
Pretend it's New Year's Eve, okay?
Pretend you're a Times Square for me, okay?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
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Do you like what you see?
Let me fix my toupee.
Ooh, we got overlay.
God damn what I had ahead of here.
You're telling me, bro.
You're telling me what I had ahead of here.
You're telling me what I had ahead of here.
You're telling me bro. Hey what song is this by the way? Identify it by the first five seconds
Wait someone actually knew it's to Rootsy and Storm how?
Wait really? Yeah
how do you do that? is that guy a wizard? well let's give the battle rifle a try I suppose
Mama Mia.
Ummm...
We will do the dock.
Growing the hair long enough in the back to flip up and cover the top.
That ain't never happened, dude.
I invented my own hairstyle.
Okay.
We call this the moon. The half moon.
Hallucinate and Xenoth and Moon Ninja, and Yorge, wow, and Professor Dix inside her?
Things are so...
Their support has arrived. Keep the eyes on the perimeter.
The active shooters are willing to cooperate. Move in. Check those doors. Traps may have been slated.
of
not good for those
of
come on guys come on everything's gonna be okay we got your bag
This is talk keep going
Make sure boys
Leave this talk trailer incoming proceed with caution
It's shot
They're running
Like I'm not even sure where that is on the helicopter, like I don't know what a correction
that is
the boys
Shut up
Is it this thing? I don't think so.
There you so dramatic
Oh, he's moving. Oh, that's me. I was moving on the camera.
How are we not aggro to anyone right now?
Oh, shit.
He's like up there.
where is that
It's next to the roller coaster, well we're actually so close to this thing.
You know, I didn't even think to use...
Oh, wait.
Oh, that's not a bad guy, though.
That's not a bad guy.
Don't let you go, don't get lost.
Watch my back, disarm it.
Don't panic, the point man's on the case.
Yeah, I'm kind of worried there's going to be guys like immediately around this corner.
Where is this motherfucker?
What team are you?
Blue team.
so dead brother the scope is so shit man I hate I hate this like okay
I kind of don't want to go through these buildings yet.
of
I'm not sure what you're doing.
I'm not sure what you're doing.
I'm not sure what you're doing.
your hands up. Turn around. Don't get up. Stay here. Do not get in our way. Shit!
now i'm in the park
wait for him
he's in custody requesting escort
talk reporting
set him
should be through the wall by the way
So we can trigger it a third way, the gas room.
And that's if we go in this back alley right here.
Which I think might be fine. I'm good if you are.
all blue team is dead
Let's do it.
of
No sir, no sir, we are not good.
I don't want to get up close, but we gotta.
We're going to get a hail of bullets in like 3 seconds by the way.
I'm pretty common that we have them surrounded right now, because no civilians have died.
I can't move my other team right now.
This guy's camping on the left side, dude.
I think maybe we send our guys in.
I'm waiting on you, sir.
Roger. Talk. You have a suspect down.
Doctor Alamon, proceed with your mission.
Entry team to talk down!
We have a suspect down here. Meet 10-8-10.
Talk to entry team. Entry team down.
We got a suspect here in need of medical attention.
Talk to your element. Medical assistance is standing by.
Bro, what?
Open it. That's a flashbang.
There's a guy in here.
Who got hit by that flashlight just through?
Oh, no, they're rather dumb.
They got a job.
This one's good to go.
Good to go.
Everything's good.
You're in the fight.
Bro, they're still guys.
I don't know where the fuck they could be.
We got those shops in mid.
Hey dummy, it's been 93 months.
Why did I give you gas masks?
Oh
Bitch
I'll get it.
Got it back.
Got him.
Elements are toxic, ready to go.
Enter G.
There's a lot of guys in here, huh?
Okay, we got to check like the chops around the, uh, hamburger place.
These guys didn't even kill anyone, by the way.
They just got mowed down by one dude.
Worthless.
They've already been through it.
Yeah, I wonder if they're in the haunted house. That'd be fucked up.
You haven't killed anyone either?
Yes I have!
Hello?
I killed one guy and I owned him.
Move in, clear the room.
One for devices.
Yep.
Come on, let's go.
Move in like a jeff of travel.
No one in the project.
Back up in here.
I got the mirror.
Then move.
One time there was two guys behind there.
Alright, I think they're in here.
Okay, hello?
Oh?
This map is fucked up, dude.
Hell, babe.
He's shooting me through the door.
They are in the haunted house, huh?
I don't know where this dude is.
Oh
Carried you're mad that my plan worked I work flawlessly
Let's go get this dude.
Two officers dead?
Oh, they don't matter.
They don't matter.
The taxpayer is mad.
Also, they kind of job, so fuck them.
Also, they kind of job, so...
Fuck em.
Dude, what a nightmare.
Dude, blue team job so hard, a little bit red team did.
Red team killed Shrimp, I like eight guys.
Hey, why is this guy running?
I
Tell him to leave now we got a question that dude
you have to take me the trailers that coming
please this is talk great job at your team come home for the brief
you be
I got penalized for friendly fire, but it was zero I got penalized zero for friendly
Dude, fuck this scope, I'm never using this shit again, by the way.
Because they died?
Now, red team survived.
What does the, uh, iron sights on this look like?
Oh, I see it.
Guys, I think my boy is resigned after that mission, dude.
Who's he?
This- dude.
I just don't like these guns, man.
I've almost played every level, dude, and I just- I- I'm having such a hard time, like,
I'm imagining where this gun would be useful like on the outside of the male level, maybe
Really mp7 all of these battle rifles have like a weird
Like a minimum effectiveness of like was like 75 yards or so shit before before it's going where it should on the iron sides
It's stupid
John evil not a fan
Launcher it's not what you think it is my friend. It's not rocket launcher
It's flash launcher
Long woo
Hernandez
Rodriguez
young and rancid dude all right all gods burn the pier attack has pushed the
city into revolt unity trust bank is now a target explosive ordinance muddle in
during the blackwood pier attack are now planted inside the building black
Sentinel have appeared on the scene using the rides as acting as perfect
cover for a robbery in Siege of the city's economic center.
Point.
Cool.
Black Sentinel is the X CIA members.
We have a confirmed armed robbery at the Unity Trust Bank, the city's oldest and largest
financial institution.
The suspects are using the riots as cover.
Multiple strike teams will handle the surrounding areas.
Deep latitude, you'll enter the bank.
The lobby has been breached. ATMs destroyed. Tellers assaulted.
Civilians were inside when the robbery began.
Hostage status is unconfirmed.
First responders met. Heavy resistance.
Several tobacco security staff are missing or presumed hostile.
Others were found dead on the upper floors.
Whoever's inside came from more than one.
Unusual ordinance has been cited charges planted a long foundation supports and wiring coursing through elevator shafts
Forensics found traces of fine dust HMX matching samples from the pure attacks cargo
from the those containers retract by serial number moved from the port to a downtown depot less than four miles out
Then into the banks underground loading area if HMX is on the upper floors and thermite is in the basement
simultaneous detonation could destroy the structure forensic and has my
reports on the gas deployed at the pier are pending but initial readings indicate
a lethal neurotransmitter if connected the same agent could be deployed here
water lines been wait a second target for contamination what security cleared
fans into the underground vault access they left and returned early this morning
Dominic Vale, CEO of Unity Trust, was flying with behaving erratically on CCTV and had
been present at the banks since last night.
Treat as a person of interest, involvement unconfirmed.
Expect crowd control early in the breach, but you'll be met with stronger resistance
as you navigate deeper.
Our suspects have fortified their positions near the vault and throughout the bank's upper floors.
Witness accounts, signal intercepts, and recovered security footage point to black sentinel
incident involving the same chain of cargo. In each case, one's presence has given the
other freedom to operate. Whether that's deliberate ordination or chance he is hunt-
Got the fuck up. Let's ride.
Digital obethics for seven?
freedom to operate whether that's delivered or nation or chance is on
got the fuck up let's ride
digital obia thanks for seven
try the rtwc 65 try to be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be
shut up bitch hey shut up
Slaps you upside the head
Gweeb
Gas all chatters. I'm uh, I'm uh
Mental assault
Guys, it's locked.
Anyone home?
Oh, damn it.
Guys, it looks like a terrorist.
Alright.
They look like a terrorist.
They look evil.
I
You could just see the evil in their eyes
What are they saying save our streets
You're the one freaking rioting in the street dude thrown trash everywhere, bro
Christ, that's really kicking off out there
Save our streets save our should we go through the front door guys? I feel like that's probably like
Not tactically sound
It's cool though
it's cool though it's pretty base going to the front door dude no one would
expect that they'll never expect something so r-worded I censored the word
for you guys by the way you're welcome
Taz Windix for some
So rad. Yeah, dude. Yeah.
Pull on up.
Hey you guys hear that? Oh man we got gas massage dude.
Good!
Come on!
Welcome!
To Humanity Trust!
John Hume.
I can be with stabbing the air, do you see that ship?
What the fuck was that?
There's a protester?
What's happening?
you guys chill? is everyone chill?
come on guys, come on
Stop building.
Oh, hey man.
Stop it.
That's so tough now, are you bitch?
I believe you talk. We have an individual in custody.
Talk to him. You're going to stand him up.
The NSUG, don't move!
The NSUG, don't move!
Please, don't move!
The NSUG, don't move!
I heard that.
This is strong. Clean out, and we'll take them out.
Please, don't move!
That burned my car...
Is that those traps in here?
The Re� board.
I don't think we need hands up!
Hands up!
Help!
I'll get it. Secure it.
Fuck cops. Nice, man. Nice.
Hands up. Down on your knees.
He's down on your knees. Hands up.
What you got?
Look to get a gun.
I
Shouldn't lead this arm, please
Show me your hands
Did you kill this guy?
Hey.
Oh yeah.
We got the vault key.
It didn't really announce that I did that, but now I have the key to the vault.
surprise okay what you guys what you guys do when is this the back door
money is just printed dead we get it dude you hate capitalism
I had the I had the nastiest fucking intro dude, we just blew it.
Dude, the nastiest fucking hang dude, they were all looking away.
R.P.G. or Grenade?
You know, I know it's hard to believe, but I don't think R.P.G.s are normally in the
police officer arsenal, dude.
This whole level has an Easter egg hunt for the vault.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I mean, I found the key.
That's all I need, right?
Or do we have to input a code?
And then we have to cut off someone's hand?
Not true, I am SWAT.
No, I'm SWAT, bitch.
We just went four minutes.
Was it really only four minutes?
It's probably way longer than that.
What the fuck?
It was way longer than that!
Oh, four hours, yeah, that...
I could see that. I could see a big four hours, for sure.
The longest took 20 tries. That's a hard mission, dude!
Game is hard. Game is hard.
I know it's hard to believe because...
I'm probably the best player you guys have ever seen.
Yikes!
We gotta put our ballistic mask back on.
I think I'm pretty sure we got ladomed.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What'd you guys have for dinner?
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
You forgot?
You forgot damn, dude, man, pizza.
That's just lit actually, dude.
Human flesh word chicken tikka masala.
Kind of boring.
Dude, I'm not going to lie.
I'm just kidding.
That sounds good.
Cooking salmon.
Excuse me, hummus?
Now that's boring.
Korean barbecue.
But was it good though?
It's not always good.
I feel like, I mean, Korean barbecue is kind of overrated, IMO, but it can be good, occasionally.
I always get the spicy pork.
I keep doing this backwards.
Yippee!
Of course.
What do you mean, of course?
sometimes I get the spicy bugogi spicy parts the best you are a ball knower of
course I am it's literally sugar and meat cannot be bad a Korean barbecue
place is made by the the sides that they have dude and that's the truth on God
Anyone can shovel out some fucking meat for your fat-ass to cook up on a grill, dude
That shit does not impress me dude, but if they got those fucking like you know those like those potatoes
With like the sesame
Fuck or the radishes
I'm in Utah what is Korean barbecue?
Oh, you pay a lot of money to go cook food yourself?
I mean, granted, you ain't got to prepare a...
Hey, watch my beam.
How are you...
That guy's gonna turn on me, look, that guy right there, the one who got taken off is...
What are you doing?
Flash out!
I'll kill you!
We're gonna!
We're gonna...
I
I got the key card.
Yippee!
We're ready for it.
Man, comp's kind of hard, guys.
You never know who's going to run at you with a knife, you know what I mean?
Well, I'm ready.
Let's go.
Leave it.
We chill fellas.
It's just running around.
You don't have to restrain them.
I guess I'm shooting.
Yeah.
Shut up, you care.
I'm looking for, like, other, uh, well, you don't even have to secure, like, the cache.
the cache it doesn't give you man
What's the point I should be able to salvage ammo because I'm using an AK though
Hold on fellas, let's go upstairs first before we go to the fuck room
anything in criminality would they got weed dude weed by the bad
excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me dude who cares just
Can I accept 10 credit cards and then play the country, dude?
These guys don't get it.
Hmm.
You shooting me?
I did not even see that guy.
I'm looking for like, surely we need more than,
And the key right?
We'll have those devices collected shortly.
Keep it going.
Oh, yeah.
To get into the vault.
Set the bombs off.
That's not very cop like, dude.
Ooh.
Hey, should we be avoiding that?
No.
roll face all right don't forget the password guys
password for conference laptop
where do we see a conference laptop
I missed an app, did I?
Read laptop unlock code.
Alright, Hernandez, if you talk to me one more time without permission, I will blow
your fucking brains out.
Okay, big dog.
I'm sick of your shit, dude.
Here's the conference room.
Report suspicious laptop or enter code.
If I report this, can I not continue?
You can report.
So, what do we do now?
Have I not run out of stuff?
up. Please don't remove from the safe office computer. Oh, look at this is weird. Hope
you had a nice holiday, Alan. Oh, they pranked him, dude. He's probably dead now, though.
ultimate prank. The old hell prank. Office computer. Hmm. I gotta see, is it chill if
by sneeze boys. No. Hold it in. I used to hold in sneezes when I was a kid. Don't ever
do that. You could rupture your brain. I don't know where to go.
Yeah, like there's anything in there. This one looks different.
Your mom blew her eardrum out.
Did it like roll out?
That's so cool actually.
Check the small opposite of the lobby.
Paper.
They rolled out like the ship boy or the can in that one commercial.
Um, I know exactly what the, the, the, it's the commercial where the can falls out of
the grocery store and it rolls all the way home to the family and then they cook it.
And they're like, kids, the chef's here.
And they're like, yeah.
And then they make it, dude.
love that one. Hey kids, it's time for some Boyardee. I honestly can't... I have such
a hard time imagining something more disgusting than eating like some Chef Boyardee raviolis
Actually
Straight out of the can did I know at least one person in chat has eaten them without even cooking them out of the can
with like a spoon and then we're like dude but I'm poor bro I'm poor bro go buy some broccoli
and it and it's some chicken bro stir fry that shit
yeah we're microwaving yeah put the can in there and microwave
oh man
You didn't have your hurricane destroy your house for fuck you!
I'm not allowed to have your house destroyed!
I can't read that!
Good luck reading that.
If I had a scope, I could read it.
There's like a coat there.
I live on the streets, how the fuck am I supposed to stir fry it?
They own those garbage, hobo garbage can flyers, do you?
Where do I go now?
I've ever made for the vault?
Well, what the fuck am I doing right now, though, is this top of the vault?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably.
Freeze!
Well...
Well, criminal threats.
Jeff into you some of the music Jesus
All right boys listen up we got black signal down the stairs
X government operatives highly trained highly armored
And we're just a foreign pathetic paramilitary force with just as much hardware
Let's do this.
You can do it!
You can do it!
Switch!
I told you!
Let's get him!
That's point made shit!
I
Know
What we came for
You exist to serve in the same machine that we have.
You just have accepted its architecture.
You're manipulating this entire city. How far does this go?
You stand and have the person guess of something which the worker has already motioned.
We know you
My gosh
I'll take you for all the supports.
And I'll see you for yourself. See you at the water.
They always know. We thought the money made no-made us untouchable.
We were fools.
Marty bought time, I bought silence, now someone else owns both. Whoever finds this, tell Curtis if he's alive, it was never about the accounts on the money, it was about burning us all.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
Was there actually something behind the panning?
I got an E!
You never checked? I think that guy's meming me, dude. People always be lying to me in Twitch chat, bro.
Oh, there's another mission.
I thought that that would be the last one.
Las Tuenas has fallen into social, economic and political breakdown.
City Halls in the lockdown is rioters surrounded.
Inside suspects have seized upper floors, planting explosive charges throughout the tower.
The shadow group orchestrating the peer and bank attacks is finally exposed, breached
to the hall and disable the explosives.
Oh, let's start the uh, the briefing shall we?
Eight minute briefing, you are kidding dude.
Wait, is this...looks like we're stuck on you guys like glue here at the OSPV.
President made it clear that within a minor of hours the National Guard will arrive.
President has preemptively deployed them, but the rides higher up north will block them
from making any meaningful progress.
That's where we come in.
He said recently, quote, police can do whatever the hell they want to stop the situation in
awful city but they've got hours until I step in." Unquote. For God's sake, don't do this,
all right? That's bad news for you guys. Fall reasonable use of force.
So Mr. President can sit comfortably in Washington hand-waving the rules away, but law is the law.
No amount of national security responses is deterred or delayed our suspects from escalating
their operation. The scenes outside say enough. The people are in mass revolt and it's allowing
these motherfuckers to do as they please with time and space to operate.
Our suspects appear to have know-how, intelligence, and reach to stay one step ahead.
Further downtown from the bank is their next target, the Cordova Tower, now known as the
City Hall and Records Building.
And it isn't just cast on the ground right now from the riots, it's a trap lying in
way.
Civilians are already packed within the building with staffers and press, and the suits are
scrambling, and they cannot all evacuate safely.
scared they'll run the hiding thinking you may be the enemy but as long as you
control the lanes we'll be remember text have a seated passive Wi-Fi capture notes
the fuck we're building 30 signal imaging of suspect positions though
distortion is high uses a guide what suspects are high up entrenched in
waiting for you to come knocking wow we've got good reason to believe they've
conscripted additional black Sentinel merches reinforce bits. The building is
rigged to explode and we can infer it's not just limited to a single charge but
an interlinked network. The controller could be a hybrid system once it's
decided to determine the nature of their explosive network setup so in case it
won't be far from their stronghold. Whatever explosives controller or
single jammer they used may already be in the building when you find it report
the commsass. The same neurotoxin from peer and bank. Symptoms are
hallucinations, mania and hemorrhage. It's the Joker.
The advice of Detective Reed who's been obsessed with this case for some
time since the Elysian operation. She had advised we take our time on this one
while we plan accordingly. What you saw right at the pier was misdirection, tying
these actors to the same operation with the Elysian. Elysian. However you pronounce
When Reed's analysts ran the whole stack, the same names and fingerprints kept surfacing,
shell companies with mysterious government security level backers, plots of past USIA
confidential programs linked to the reports of interstitial attack plans dating back to
1990.
Reed's team concludes their operations have converged in the execution of this operation.
Wait, what?
All of which occurred in Judge's operational orbit, not to say as an accusation, mind you,
but it has proved that this cell within, with substantial reach has been working around
Officer Beaumont's proximity for a while.
We're Judge Beaumont.
While I'm on the subject, Officer Beaumont, can you step outside with us for a quick word?
on greats like cut the recording off
okay me there's a judge in here redacted dude it's Jeffrey extreme the mayor's here
I've recorded. How can I help you?
Can you identify yourself?
This is an emergency line.
You're calling from the federal source line.
May I ask which branch of the federal government you are calling from?
It's an inside job, dude!
I'm downloading now and passing to R&D.
Flatten, if it's jagged and bad as you're seen, that's a power clearance.
Overrun. That fake calls all fucking things.
Dude.
Do you think it's Dick Cheney, guys?
I hope so.
That guy's so awesome.
Uh...
Burn?
Wait, this one.
I don't think we should be using the shotgun, but...
We're gonna use the shotgun, okay, guys?
Hmm, maybe not.
I mean at the very least we'll stun them, right? That's cool.
Also there's gas on this level, but I'm gonna ignore it I think.
Guys, do you think it's Jeffrey Extreme?
Oops.
Ready up.
First one, are they for something?
Anonymous 6501, sub 2, I duck bro.
Very smart big M, I can see why you're point man.
Did point man not kill it last mission though?
Hello?
Did point man not murder several men in a row?
Good shotgun map.
I don't think this is going to be a good shotgun map.
I just like the shotgun so much.
I like when you shoot their head and then like half of it gets cut off vertically for some
It's sweet.
It's friggin' sweet.
This is talk, Federal Jane established. Suspects confirmed, inside, proceed under FISA's operational
control with full situational awareness.
How do they leave the CPTDs on a tent?
Probably have a couple feet.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding.
We're watching them.
multi-tool see they don't know but this is all it tests for us to join the
Giga Secret government organization.
Oh, hey.
We have lost contact. We have lost contact with TARG.
I'm casting this on an open-shrinkled team.
I'm looking at it. I'm sure that the fight will make sense.
Captain, we want to see those things roll to this.
We have lost one channel.
Don't leave.
Get down now!
He sounds different.
Why is he using different terminology?
Wait a second.
Did we already have Joker gas, dude?
Why would a mysterious shadow government have an interest in John Swat?
To see if he's worthy of what?
I'm looking for our characters, man, but it's probably running up so.
natural and moss land the city of dreams made of dreams built by your dreams
made reality since 1781 the prosperity loss when this is yielded by its vast
natural resources its industry and culture growing hand-in-hand with the
development of the nation by the 1800s the city became one of the richest areas
in the western regions of North America
I don't give a fuck about coming for me, dude
I can't hear you, bruh.
Why do you have these?
Oh, it's the Japanese room, duh.
A toy?
Every city hall and records building needs a g-
Dude.
What?
Kunai with chain.
I can't believe people use that shit.
I can't believe people use that shit.
It worked? No it didn't, motherfucker!
Me when I see the kunai with chain guy running at me?
I think I'll go into the woods.
I think I'll stand near a tree.
on this very area of what is now known as the city center.
Structures as far out as the old corn district
in Pucall.
Broke flight to the woods.
Soon after, we're going to find out
the first spot of the state of Ligia.
Hey, what's up, guys?
It's shut up, M&M.
We're going to find out the key supplies in Shipping
Coast, prospering under private, long-term safety
community and establishing the future trade lines
for most swankers.
Today, Dono Lanzang for those who needs repair to be a little bit less only funded.
Pitch on some fire, please.
They're building a cell in downtown.
Hey, y'all hear that demon in the next room?
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell.
Oh
Well, they he flashed
What if we are black so
No way
There's fuckin' traps, of course!
Every hand of VIP suspects.
Who could that be?
Anyone gonna get that?
Ben?
No?
Alright, I'll pick it up.
Ben?
Ben?
yes haha I just woke up please trim another seven hours okay but what am I
supposed to like poop and eat or eat and then poop that's probably more efficient
honestly I don't have a gamer diaper
I'm Nipotin Lemon in the course, Horror 6 for 7th, and I'm a 6-year-thing one sub to BBW underscore Latina. Thank you very much, red sore light, thanks for subbing me.
DeepLatoon, this is Toc, Federal observer standing by for your go ahead.
DeepLatoon, you are green lit for entry. Federal oversight is active. Establish control of the scene immediately.
Why would there be such a TTP as an attendant?
We're just trying to have him cover feet.
We wouldn't want to talk to anyone to see anything.
They're no longer hiding.
They're watching us.
We have one more contact.
We have one more contact with Fox.
I can't see this on an open train, but see it.
I'm looking at it.
I'm going to go in the light.
I'm going to be here in September,
watching what's going to happen.
We're going to launch right here now.
Guys, please.
That's not good.
Yeah, I'm thinking they're dead as fuck.
Well
Well
This is it. The answer to the mysterious cause is followed in the trail.
The solving is here. The screen caution is overwalking here.
Bro, they want me, not you Sanchez. We just hired your ass.
Hey buddy
move in clear the room permanent
I'll take point
let's push the way
hold on to that
move through the roof
okay
we got another gear
make it clear
of
the
right with you
of
the
Falling over, buggy human!
Into the women's washroom we go.
Clear!
I
of
of
death
of
death
of
Got one down.
oh god
chicken playing it in shooter in the base
The wedding hall in here?
Aw, the cake looks so delicious!
Surely these are AI, right?
What the fuck is this?
Come here, disarm the device.
What the hell is that?
Hey, so what, you guys go purge, you go purge, you go purge, I'ma make Eric fly.
Go again!
We're on the right.
Let's clear over here.
me when I'm the point man I'll take point
me when there's a door that needs to be open stand back I'll take point and I'm the point
Man
I think we're on this floor
Hey
I got you back!
Hold up.
Gavah?
How come there hasn't been a single door trap other than that one?
I'm starting to get sus-
Yeah, I'm gonna have to tell you each ship my man
No
You take point
Not so easy is it, Ransom?
There's always talking shit, you're like, yeah.
Point Man's always talking about how being the Point Man is so tough.
We'll guess what bitch you're dead
You good a day away from retirement
Checks my feet
Fire alarm CCTV electric doors.
Uses the force.
This floor is huge.
Yeah, that's not how Elevator is supposed to sound.
all right any traparoony nice ergo keyboard pussy there's like explosives
everywhere
Well, going up, fellas.
I'll take point.
Docks 5-0 to be plazittal. Interference is getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the 6-0.
Submitters, I'm securing it. I've established you to 4. This is vital.
Clear.
Help me, you fucks!
I don't know what I'm doing here, I'm just going to get a new one.
I don't know what I'm doing here, I'm just going to get a new one.
Wait, talk to them.
The scenes were all built around me.
Have I been hallucinating with some dire time?
What's real?
of
the
Oh, you can't be terminated.
Oh, you fail, you fool.
But through history...
We'll be there tomorrow.
I gotta take a shit.
Kinda like the twist from being asked.
You and your daily poops, everyone should be pooping daily, although I mean, you can
get away with not pooping daily if I'm being honest.
But if you're only pooping once a week, no boina, big chief.
Tense B, thanks for 7.
And T. Sammy, thanks for 7.
It's good.
Thanks for watching.
Back TMR double.