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I'm not sure what I'm saying.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Greetings.
Can I go to a Pokemon card convention and spend $1,000 that I don't have on cardboard?
No.
You should not do that.
Why don't you just go gamble, dude?
Like an adult.
Good evening!
Daps you up.
I'm sure.
And thanks to the best.
So they've done a lot.
And Zara team and Johnny will turn Sean Laren.
Thanks for seven.
What up?
That's on penis download.
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What is blood talking about?
What is Diddy blood talking about?
You wouldn't download a penis?
No, I don't need to.
I got one.
I got one.
Happy Friday, everybody.
Happy Friday, everybody.
Clearly, the index for a sub-it.
Dude.
Wearing what he wore yesterday?
Not sure. I'm wearing the jacket.
Different shirt.
I promise I'm freshly showered.
Hello, tropical Viking. Hello.
I look buff today, thanks the beef.
I look bald today.
Not wrong.
Hmm. Yeah. Any news today, fellows? That I should be privy to.
Your mom gay. The arm is too exploded. L. La Vicular got a seizure after being choked
out. W? As well, if I had this 105, the name R will be arrested for Miso Ginny. I thought
Miso was food. Trump wants 1.5 trillion for defense budget. Do give it to him, bro.
Captain Goldix for sub it cryptic things for sub it
the air mist did not explode and also Trump put a 100% tariff on name brand pharmaceuticals
which will kill people.
Why don't people just buy not name brand?
Also, why don't you eat some liver for dinner?
How about some liver?
You guys want some liver?
How about some raw milk?
I've seen a magic trigger for regular submen.
What was I doing when arm is to launch?
Right.
Look, I, I've been pretty consistent on my space stance, dude.
I think we should explore the ocean first, dude.
I'm not, I'm not impressed by space.
way harder. Yeah. Haven't you ever heard of the path, the path of least resistance?
Like infinitely harder? Well, maybe if they spent more time building water rockets instead
of space rockets, they could figure it out. You care more about fish than finding spacelages
to control you okay sheep dude I'm trying to find a portal to the next dimension in the ocean okay
I'm trying to find the giga resource
there is an autonomous robot alien base that vaporizes anything that gets too close to the triangle
Oh, yeah, what's my risk of sailing level? Like 13? I think that's, I think that's respectable.
Can I do this with my Tesla?
I didn't like that.
birth extra so that he always glazed runescape get never play it
i'm on a runescape break that's okay i played for thousands of hours
not zero velocity extra so that
names moon moon hate space exploration wants ocean exploration all i'm saying dude earth very
resource rich, sustains every aspect of every piece of life
that we've ever decided that we needed to do, right? Why wouldn't
there be some giga resources at the bottom of the ocean, bro?
That's all I'm saying. Why should I go? Why should we look
to rocks in space that aren't even capable of habitating life?
Do it. Can you imagine, dude?
Dude.
Bro.
Urban based life form, anti.
There's got to be some fucking awesome shit in the ocean, dude.
Holy fuck.
I'm not like microplastics like maybe like an octopus whose blood just like here's all
all cancers, dude, you know what I read?
But dude, let's go to Mars!
DUDE!
DUDE!
DUDE!
Let's go to Jupiter!
Yippee!
Fuck you, space nerd!
So many benthic slimes and worms to discover. Dude, what about the worm you put in your ear and then it eats your brain tumor?
You're not going to get that shit on Mars.
Please keep giving more takes I'm so close.
I'll give you an asmongole take, I'll just go, hmm, yeah, yeah, mmhmm, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Holy shit, that was in the wrong stream.
I've been told I got a pretty good ass band mold impression, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
True.
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Ship see thanks for selling what you guys do today there it is boys there it is boys
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Aida hamburger dub spring cleaning dub got my mullet tuned up mullet Chad in chat. What the hell new genics dub
You can skip Jim
Oof, that's a beat 810 on a regent in STS2.
What the fuck did you just say?
What the hell were those words?
Any odds that you're doing one side of the desk, Cheyenne?
A lazy yosha, thanks for something for one year.
Merit made tiramisu.
What even is tiramisu?
Puffy soaked ladyfingers layered with a rich creamy mixture of
mascarpone cheese, eggs and sugar.
Yeah, but are you Italian?
Cause if you're not Italian, you may not.
That's appropriation, by the way.
I just hear a whiff.
Try making tiramisu once Italian and have fucked it up so bad.
Hey, I'm ready to get it.
We're going to Yellowstone on Monday.
Should I be worried about the super volcano blowing up?
No.
Sam Hain, thanks for the bits.
Cute whore, thanks for something.
No, that should never happen, bros.
Anyway, we're talking about the ocean.
Can you imagine, dude, you're going down
to the bottom of the ocean first time ever.
Crew of you and like four other guys.
Fucking hand on the fucking roof.
Got a dude on the periscope looking through the fucking the deep darkness, dude.
And then all of a sudden piercing through the the infinite blackness,
you see a pinpoint of light that just blooms into.
An arch and there's like an under underwater
at the bottom of the ocean McDonald's, dude, and it's right outside
of the gates of Atlantis, bro.
And then there's a guy
There's a guy at the gate that looks like Otacon for Metal Gear and he goes took you long enough, huh?
And then the gates open and then like Atlantis lights up like Vegas sign or some shit there you go in
There
And then you never go back.
But actually, this is like the weird delusion that you had like seconds before your submarine failed and you imploded credits.
That's pretty much DS2, Death Stranding.
or Dark Souls 2. I'm not assuming you're talking about Dark Souls 2. You guys never play Dark
souls to you what a game
ah yeah it's not called dick suck too it's called Dark Souls 2 dude and I will
I would thank you to not refer to it as that again
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Really cream thanks for subbing for a million years
Shut up little torta aah, okay
Steam salami. Thanks for giving one job
Do not call me a little torta aromasics for
Subbin and Mormon, thanks for gifting the five subs.
Hmm, veiled flamedix for Subbit.
How come I never see random numbers and strings of letters get gifted, guys?
That's weird.
Meryl, thanks for Subbit.
Thanks for watching.
evil daddy monkey thanks for something painted kingpin and margin thanks for something
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Wait hype train. Oh my god, look I got a ping discord
Yo, dude
Just Robin, thanks for seven
Oh pirate software is an only things three dude that would be so sweet
dude redemption story he locks in dude calls the guild meeting is like oh okay
listen
it's come to my attention that I may have offended some of you in the previous
iteration of only things for this I do apologize the crowd collectively gas
What the fuck?
Holy fuck.
And then he says he did nothing wrong.
No, and then he doesn't say that, dude.
And then he's like voted as guild leader and he ends up being the best guild leader ever,
dude.
Holy fuck, dude.
And then he completes his game and releases it dude, let's go
He's 100% double down
No dude, like he like hits his head a day before only things three and then like you know how like that old trope and cartoons were like
A character's like evil side like splits off dude. He's like spawns a homunculus is like super giga evil or some shit
Man
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Hydra list thanks for gifting
When's only thanks three so I know when the unsub did I don't know what I don't know you I
Fucking
It's the worst game ever made. I play Europa Universalis 3 and that's it.
Shut up bitch. Shut your bitch ass up dude.
Dude shut up bitch. Fucking nerd ass pussy dude.
Oh my god dude.
Markass bitch.
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Fighting made up chatters again
Dude I did I
This world of warcraft deserve hate. Yes. Yes
But there's a difference between constructive hate and like the the visceral nerd hate that gets fucking poured onto it
Dude, just because it was a very popular game at one point that was prominently featured in a lot of news and public pop culture stuff.
So instantly the neckbeard nerds are like,
Nyeh!
Oshh!
I only read Warhammer Fantasy!
Nyeh!
Sometimes 40K, I like when the babies get blended up on Blended Baby Blender and then they power the Emperor, but this World of Warcraft orc isn't racist enough for me!
Fuck you nerd!
Planet Kittu Baby, you dude!
Literally the plot of Midnight.
Mmm!
I think the gameplay is just bad. It's not that deep, dude.
Once you once you guys are able to appreciate something for what it is and what it isn't,
your minds are going to explode.
That all that free time that you spend feeling bored or sad or depressed
will diminish instantly.
Dude, I promise, bro.
that's a free therapy lesson brother that's a free therapy isn't fun it's
not that it's not fun it's that you suck at it bro and you feel humiliated
failing to play a 20-plus year old MMO dude okay it doesn't suck you suck you
suck bitch
Boom, dude, I'm on a roll.
I'm defending Bobby Kodak right now.
He's my Oshie.
He was in the files?
Oh.
I don't want to listen to this.
I want to listen to this
You know this music video it's it's bass hunter and his
You're literally four of his friends
playing Dota and then there's like four hot chicks just like sitting on the floor. There's
a bunch of empty energy drinks and they're just literally doing nothing, dude. They're
not watching TV. They're not playing a game. They're sitting in the dark doing nothing.
Wait, maybe they are watching TV, what the hell is that?
watching TV. Well, I've never watched past the first 30 seconds of this music video, dude.
They're watching Dota.
This should never happen, bros.
Now they're at the club?
Mom, what was the early 2000s like for you?
Oh, minefrow.
Have you ever heard of base hunterin?
My frown line jump cut to her dancing in the club in the base hunter video
Yo isn't base hunter German
Oh, he's Swedish what the hell everyone in the video was blonde, so I just assumed
German's aren't blonde?
Oh.
Berlin Techno Reaver Arquinn
I also kind of associate Techno with Germany as well
Dude in the video, bass hunter has a chick watching him play Dota dude
She's like right over his shoulder dude
You guys could not perform under that pressure bros
You would you would crumble
You're so handsome with the backgrounds kind of boring king, I don't I don't think there's an overlay mod on duty right now, dude I
Think they all jerk themselves to sleep
I
Buy bond and thanks for seven
Maybe you should pay them to be here tell you what
We finished those alimony payments, dude your guys you guys next up bro prompt that is a promise
It's the minimum wage you were promised five years ago
until then it's voluntary dude and I'm cool with not having an active overlay
of all of you.
He's like my schmooves.
I'm trying to pour a disc up.
What is bangerang?
I don't know.
Catbug what?
Thanks for subbing.
What the hell?
That's cool.
I didn't know that.
You fuck with Nashville chicken
Yeah, probably yeah
Hell yeah, Nashville chicken all heat no flavor
I've always wanted to try that dry dry rub
chicken or is it Louisville Nashville was it Nashville I don't think so
Joe Mike wasn't even from New Jersey founder of Jersey Mike's his name's Peter dear.
What the fuck.
Oh the guy who owned it originally was named Mike
Look you guys are just creating fake outrage, dude. He's paying homage to the original owner
Jersey Peters ain't got the same ring to it
Do you hear what happened to Gucci Mane? Hold on. What happened to Gucci Mane kidnapped
and robbed at gunpoint in Dallas by his own signee Pooh Shiesty. Lawn trail Williams Jr.
Why do you do it though, dude?
Why do you do it?
April Fools?
Because they had him in a 360 deal booty blasting him.
What the fuck does that mean?
Get out of his contract, force Gucci to sign his release.
Industry term?
Okay, that's an industry term.
How come that random-ass Twitch chatter used it?
I know you ain't a music rep, exec.
Okay.
Did this moron actually think that he could kidnap Gucci main and be like, sign this
shit now?
It's not a movie, you dumb fuck.
You think, you think, like even if he does sign it, you don't think that like instantly
you can be like, hey, hey Atlanta judge.
This guy kidnapped me and forced me to do this again point and just be like, prove
bitch. Did Pooch Hickey think the judge would be like, hmm, well, you did sign it though.
You did. You did say you signed it. Right?
Hmm. Oh, guess it's legal now. Idiot.
Pooch Hickey took his dad with him to do it, not a joke.
What the fuck is happening dude?
It's good to spend time with family.
Dude, new fucking strat drop guys.
You can just kidnap people at gunpoint and force them to sign legal documents and then
they're legal.
Yippee!
Sounds like they tried to Eiffel tower him until he signed.
I don't know what that means.
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Listen to the fucking horror movie sound effect then the backgrounder
The dissident violin beat dot mp4
The kitchen nightmares Gordon Ramsay I sound effect yeah
I've never heard this
Was that Big Bank Black or OG Boo Dirty? I don't recognize either of these guys.
You guys like my dance?
This song is from TrapGod2.
Is Trap God 2 better than Trap God 1? Any knowers?
Trap God 2.
you
It sucked. This is awesome. What the fuck?
You
The the beat sounds like a song from Mega Man X4
It's not like gold night, it does sound like gold night, yeah.
The trap got to has 22 tracks on it.
I saw it.
You
You just hear the fucking midi in the background, dude
Dude fell off hard first of all this shit's awesome one two this is from 2013 so it's 13 years ago
I'm a fan of Trap God too, I think. I'm listening to the show later. I'm going to put on some
some inoffensive music for you guys though, if that's okay.
Something a little more milk toast.
Am I calling you guys white? Yeah. Yep. I'm Japanese.
Blast it, Trap God 2 on speakers pointing at your neighbors.
Well, fuck what I do that. I'm the one who wants to hear trap god too. Oh
My what button I just click
We literally only have one mission left guys
Strap in this is the thrilling conclusion
of the point man saga.
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light.
As big as this thing's for something
Do Jesus came after maybe
Maybe not
Let's ride boys.
Command, 2D Platoon, oversight confirmed control. Restraint successful, oversight tracking all custody points.
Guys, I think the other team just got wiped out.
Any bad dudes?
Freeze!
I don't know if you guys know this, but there's something weird about this mission.
Ah! Suspect is watching and hijacking our car, and we're still shooting at it.
We can keep flying along the road.
Can you start over the finish?
Talk to me, this is a deep chun.
Talk to me, me, come here.
He's gonna be fine.
Come on.
We gonna do a cup to the door idiot.
It's trapped you dope.
Oh my jeep, yes!
Are you reading your own base, what happened?
Dude, we're like, we're fighting the Joker right now, I think, but like the cerebral
Joka
Yeah, don't my cops quit what the hell
Monster group thinks for seven
Oops
Sanchez
Cruise
You know
Sanchez, Diaz, Torres, Kimura, Martinez.
They got fucking blasted me, dude.
Old style.
What's up, Kozlowski?
I feel like I've never seen someone named Kozlowski and they're not like a fat cop, dude.
What's up with that?
You get something special if you complete this mission solo?
That is if you're man enough.
Okay, please elaborate on how I completed solo.
Explain.
Do you have any advice beyond?
and
Order to prevent further escalation doing it solo multiplayer
This is Doc, Federal Chain established.
Strength verified, maintain field readiness.
Being able to cut through the chaos and to remain a focused spear to the force of hell.
That's what makes a good point, man.
talk to me
come in
there's some kind of electric door lock we got here
we could use key card access to our damage
i suggest we hope for a alternative entry
since i'm not on the terminal
what?
Oh
Understood
I got caught!
Where?
Elements are caught!
I'll find you!
Where the fuck did that other guy go bro?
You fucking hear that? It's not like I stepped on something.
That's the noise you hear before something explodes.
freeze
the fuck is a presser dude
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He was off the one on corners and doors.
Well then, that's not on, it's not on.
Christ, that's really kicking off out there.
The who asked sign that like indicates I'm asking for your help?
Not currently shining to my rear, so it must be on somewhere else.
590M with slugs is better at Moon Moon. Hmm.
At chatter, shut the fuck up. Anonymous Narwhal, thanks for subbing. Appreciate it.
Boom!
Hope this helps.
Fuck, change, thanks for 7.
Your 5 year old needs to beat this in 15 minutes.
Hihihi Hihihi
Hihihi Hihihi
GAH!
That's what I'm doing in the head.
I gotta keep the fire from the other way back.
god!
Good.
Living around Bainberg only natural.
That's fine.
At the moment did you try the 6767 with the 300 blackout round slug with the op-deewand
around the corner, and in my ass.
Guys, this is Toddy Deary.
I'm suspecting a high-tech aircraft that we don't know.
Let me wake up.
All I want to do is find the official role.
And he's the one.
Toddy Deary.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Yeah, about to be a dead reporter.
Pretend we're the IDF.
Burner, man, do that noise, man.
The key card's on here.
Contact down.
of
the
I think he's having a pretty bad time fellas, what do you think?
Okay, get the other one though, bitch.
Hello?
I'm dead.
Dude, as soon as I started doing that, I heard noises moving around me.
of
death
to get full the point and
I think it's a pretty hard thing, I think.
Excuse me.
Oh
What the hell oh Karen no
The key card, is it for the door control?
I don't know.
I found it.
I'm not sure.
I wonder, I mean, we unlocked the doors when we turned the power off, so I don't think we need the ski cart.
I don't know.
Me no no!
Guys, I'm gonna put my butt on the scanner.
I'm gonna make pictures of my butt.
Well, let's check the room where we did the thing anyway last time.
Roy Ian Brown. It's fucking different. Maybe I'll turn them off.
It's a different PC each time. Oh fuck.
Who was a washer?
You think there's any elite tactical units in here?
I'll fix that.
Wait, there's a Zinir.
I
What do you think the purpose of that bright red thing on their chest is look at me
I didn't see him, uh, it was so quiet. I didn't even think anyone was in there dude. Damn.
I was more concerned with like the door trap. Uh, actually what you should have done is
use the opti-one to look into the room first before entering it. That's really sure maximum
swat of fish and geese to avoid getting caught by bullets.
Hmmmm. I don't know. I'm just more traditional, you know what I mean? I like to walk into bullets.
Yeah, I mean he only shot one bullet to yeah, he's a fucking
What's it called?
Yeah, he highly trained Navy seal
There's over 300 confirmed kills
Confirms control mission parameter is uploaded dude. I shot so fucking fast further escalation
It's okay deep platoons coming
I'm coming.
Anyone?
What's Deep Platoon?
What is a Deep Platoon?
We're talking about Baghdad, man. No one gives a fuck.
That shit weren't even real.
Uh, actually...
Oh
I cute it
Now they're just not gonna do it
What killed me in three bullets, dude?
There's 24 guys!
You know about the IR trip lasers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do.
I disarmed one.
armed one I have not tripped one it looked like like the black bar sticking
out of the bottom can we get a double Sanchez double Chimera dude
P-Mora and Sanchez. Yo, dude. It would be kind of fun to do this solo though, I'm gonna
be honest. John Swat, dude, but will it progress my thing if I do it multiplayer? I think
All we need to do solo is a wand.
That's pretty much all we need.
I think we'll be all right.
RTF is that Emoto Loud?
Which one?
The Clown or Sea one?
It says Closy, but it's just a clown shrugging, dude.
What do you mean, how is it allowed?
Let's try it solo.
Hold on, I fucking continue, man.
He means Prager's Mario.
It's my OC, pregnant Mario.
It's a me.
The
I'm at three more, man.
Dude, I got bloomin' it. It's so fucking bad, holy shit.
Dude, you can be a reacher in this game, kid.
Oh, he's really kicking off out there.
We're the hilarious curse players.
They call it a joint venture, but really,
just get the fuck, get the fuck.
What do you get for dinner?
Cock!
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
Heh.
I play Persona 5 like super. I don't like the Persona games, man. I don't I truly don't
Even like the old ones
I think SMT has a cooler story, me personally, I'm not like, school, like games about like
high schoolers dude, like, don't resonate with me no more, one, two.
Like fundamentally, I don't know if this is the way it is in Persona 5, but I know it's
the way in Persona 1.
Basically, you like talk to the enemies to get them to like join you or like give you
shit.
I fucking hate that shit, bro.
God, man.
It's in five.
Dude, miss me with that shit, bros.
I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest, it's optional, it's in five, but very simple.
Okay.
And like one, they had like a, like a, like a compass that would like fill out or whatever.
It was poopy.
I
Laser lights probably I need a lot of ammo only shotgun ammo
John Less lethal great shotgun name mirror gun I
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We got the cool ones we gotta set up our
Fat bald man hits things unreasonably for the million time more and seven I do not like persona
I don't like persona
I don't give a fuck about 16 year old Japanese school kids. Yeah, I get it. The adults are bad. They're evil
They're like molesters and rapists dude. They're fucking evil dude kill them kill them shoot them in the face shoot them in the face, dude
Adults bad question mark
Yes exclamation point yes, they are bad
I'm pretty sure I did play Persona 5 and the very first, I got to the very first dungeon.
I think I must have got like 50% of the way through so I'm sure, until I just got bored
to give up.
The first dungeon is literally you going to kill your rapist gym teacher or something
shit.
Awesome.
Freaking sweet!
You don't kill them?
Oh.
It is Japan, I guess.
That's fair.
Burr, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.
Pfft.
You lobotomize them.
Ooh, that's cool.
You steal their desire to live.
Tweet.
You talk to them and make them a monster you control.
Word?
Yeah, that's just not for me not for me
Honestly, I'm gonna be I'm gonna keep it a million percent unless a
JRPG has a turbo button that shit is also not for me
It's like their requisite for me, but I cannot do that shit no more. I cannot
Doesn't matter which JRPG it is
Uh, let's get one more flashbong.
You're also illiterate. Yeah, I'm not talking about turbo-buttoning the fucking dialogue.
I'm talking about turbo-buttoning through the animations in combat, dude.
And if we're gonna see skip low-level enemies and it has an auto-button? Word.
E-33 didn't have a turbo blend?
That's because the combat was actually engaging it good.
And Persona, you just, you figure out what they're weak to and then you cast the same
move on them over and over again.
Or you block.
Papa Pisklow, thanks for subbing me, thanks for subbing-
So every RPG, yeah.
Yes.
Which takes us back two minutes ago, where I said I do not want to play a JRPG unless
it has a fucking turbo button so I can skip through the combat.
Do I need to say that shit again, bitch?
Do I need to say that shit again?
BITCH!
What about Final Fantasy XII, where no one played that shit, dawg?
I got a blow my nose, take a piss, get some coffee.
You have ADHD and hate downtime.
Guys, I'm telling you right now dude, I spent most of my formative years playing JRPGs.
Okay.
Name it. I've probably fucking played it. I'm not talking out of my ass
I have played all of all of the ones that you idolize and respect to remember from your childhood. I have also played I
Swear to God
So legend of dragon. Oh, yeah, unfortunately. I've played that piece of shit. Did I play to completion? No
Do I play for 30 hours? Sure at one point. Yes when I was a kid. God that game sucks ass. It sucks
Do not get me started on that. It was a symphonia played it
Valkyria Valkyria profile played it. I played one on the ps3
I'm not sure if it was Valkyria profile or whatever. So we code it. I played so we code in one
three and five or four I forget
Seven saga played it
Dragon Quest nine. I skipped Dragon Quest. I actually did don't do Dragon Quest. I played ground yet
Button Kintos the name is really familiar. Let me let me take a peek
No, I've not played this for the fire for I
Played brother fire one two and three
It's a little like chronicles. I did play on the Wii U briefly did not finish Wild Arms played it
Secretive evermore no
Luffy a two played it
Romantic saga skipped it as your dream skip the Golden Sun played it shining force played it
Mega Man X Command Mission, did not play it, Star Wars should play it, actually specifically Star Wars should too.
Crossrager played it, Secret of Mana played it, and I played the fucking Japan only sequel to Secret of Mana, the second Nintendo 3.
Mean Fuck Kingdom did not play that, Lunar played it, I actually have a physical copy of Lunar, Silver Star Story.
Okay, so when I say I cannot stomach another JRPG, I'm speaking with authority from a place
of true and complete understanding.
Okay.
I got blown by this dude.
I could feel a lump of snot in my nostril right now.
Delterin, I think I played chapter one, maybe chapter two as well.
I'm waiting for Delterin to finish coming out so I can play the whole thing.
Delterin, another good example of making a JRPG an engaging game, by the way.
I'll be right back, one sec.
You guys chill?
I'm gonna put some tunes on.
Here you go, pop it up!
Blow some on stream.
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What a freaking banger, dude.
Dude shut up.
Were we talking about JRPGs? Yeah they're sweet. I think my favorite one grown up was Star Ocean 2.
That game was awesome.
Would I play it again? Nah, probably not.
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Everybody dark clouding, eh?
There he is, John Pointman.
Any modern-ish JRPGs you'd recommend?
Expedition 33.
I really haven't played too many modern ones.
Who's up there?
Now your teammate's supposed to sail on him.
Am I supposed to use this wand to deliver on corners?
I'd request status verification target spot
Our
This is talk under five the jurisdiction detainment confirmed maintain chain of custody for review
I can't really use this around the corner.
Maybe a little bit.
Yeah, you can use it around the corner a wee bit.
All right
I
Oh
We have a dead suspect here.
Blunt, dude this guy got stair camo.
Jake thanks for 7, Osmond thanks for 7, level slide thanks for 7.
Wait, how did I only get one out of 24?
I killed 3 guys.
Level Side and Honest Man and Vinlan Ice and the B.
Thanks for 7.
Oh, I gotta report them.
Woops.
I'm used to my jobbers doing that for me.
software
You
get close angles gives the enemy a further distance may change the spot you before you see there
Hmm, so you're saying is if they have more of an opportunity to see me
they will see me
got it
understood
Amazon thanks for substance or I missed it
Ask the civilians to head for the exit
Will they do that?
Who's saying that?
You won't watch this, you moron!
You won't watch this, you moron!
You won't watch this, you moron!
You won't watch this, you moron!
Oh my god!
You can talk to entry team with FISA command.
All objectives failed.
Oversight terminating operation authority.
What the hell?
Where's the gamble?
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Me.
Me.
I do it.
Me.
I do it.
Boom.
Oh, there's a dragon button, dude.
Oh my god!
Fuck.
I see it now.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
The music in this bitch is awesome.
the
Is that monitors always there try again so to play solo which is what we're doing right now
You have to go into a multiplayer lobby and the reason you can't
Try again in a single player lobbies because you're managing like your dudes
And get it all the way back to the fucking police department for them to be like
Oh, yeah, this guy had a meltdown. So he quits
But because there's no guys
Deflatune, this is Tock, Federal Observer standing by for your go ahead.
A multiplayer? You don't have to do that.
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
You can get eyes on the building from here.
Oh, I need therapy. I'm so sad. I saw someone die.
We have lots of contacts. We have lots of contacts.
I
You know we've done this mission like 10 times now counting yesterday
And the last two attempts, it's the first time I've ever seen someone on this floor
that has a gun that wants to kill them.
That's so slow.
Do that noise every time.
There's the, uh, triple-wire.
Watch my back, disarm me.
I didn't think he would hear me peek the door.
We've got the evidence.
I can do this.
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
GOOSE!
I've been ensuring it at its average age of four, so it's vital.
Safety, solitude. It's another mess, a judge. You're here with us now.
And there are a person in here.
Maybe she in the restroom?
stab me
I fucking smoke that guy actually.
Goddamn.
Oh.
Ooh, you think we can get a graphics card here?
Every ram?
Hello?
Can I interact with this?
Hello? Can I interact with this?
What?
Did what
Well, that shit is so sus when you're alone, actually.
I
Hmm
Shoulda wanted it, that's my fault.
Wand every door, bros.
MAMA MIA DUUUDE!
Shut up!
Oh!
Jeez!
Oh, the retry button, fuck.
Sorry, I played for 40 hours without the retry button, so it's gonna take me a second to use to it.
Pay up.
Hold on, hold on.
You're gonna have to remind me of that.
Every time.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Die jinks, thanks for subbing.
seven giga-ass six for seven
this is talk federal chain established operational
how did they leave the CCTVs unattended shut up cameras are still
active we were likely being watched upon entry
I can't think of a fun opening for you to see.
I was looking at it for a minute and a half.
Looks like it's being turned into a capital of the longest state of the state.
Here's that now!
I can't think of a new guy for you!
I'm the one who has to make it.
Don't need to stay apart.
How many times have you blasted while you were solo?
I don't know.
Someone was training and running for transport.
Talk to entry team with FISA command. Roger that entry team. Confirm visual for transfer.
Me don't know.
on it.
I
you got me good I was locked in animation I kicked it I wanted to I wanted to be
cool dude.
Think we're 96 for seven. Try again.
Prediction.
I'm changing some grammar in the lay prediction.
Modernizing is result...
Let's rock.
Deep latune, this is chocolate.
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
Surprise they haven't cut the feet.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
Showed me how to twice? Sorry.
I'm discombobulated after getting a...
GIGA FUCKED
Get down! Get down where you need!
of
Who saw that?
Six is above us.
Where is this bitch?
Hi.
It's kind of funny there can be a guy in the bathroom, it's kind of fucked up actually,
you know what I think about it.
I
Now I want to do that
The mayor, I think?
Elephant talk, a scheme staining by the traitors.
Oh!
Was it right in front of me?
Did I not see it?
Was it right in front of me, dude, on the ground?
Jakey, thanks for subbing.
Dude's so hard, man.
Ask them to go for the exit before cupping them.
They'll automatically be cupped outside.
Okay.
Try that.
I didn't know you could do that.
Bum-ah, bum-ah, bum-ah.
You're being like, you won't read the informational displays?
Hmm. I wish your dad had read a little bit about what a condom did.
Methyl, thanks for subbing, and Scoosh, thanks for subbing.
This is Tom, with FISA on overwatch.
How did they leave the CCTV unattended?
They haven't cut the feet.
Pulling my feet.
Mr. Give us a layout advantage.
Quickly commits every room to memory?
Yeah.
Oh, god, please!
Oh, god, please!
Oh, god, please!
Oh, god, please!
Greetings, my lady.
Oh, wait.
Oh, did the guard pay out the gamble they gave? Sorry.
How do I tell him to leave?
I'm a recorder, whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
Put your hands up!
Take the exit.
Leave the area, officers are outside.
That would have been useful for the peer mission instead of just leaving them there tied up
Ready to get fucking executed?
Oh, man.
We literally would tie them up and then the shooters would go around and just, like, shooting them, dude.
Dude, mirror span, how do they work?
The store always seems like it's open.
But why, I'm so scared.
Hi.
Okay, can I target?
Can I target you?
Can I target you?
Can I talk? Can I target you? Can I talk? Can I target you?
Hello? Hello?
Oh my god, you do have to crack through it.
Why?
Why?
This guy's on the floor.
Is there a guy immediately around the corner?
The exit stay quiet and stay low
Suspect is down
and
of
of
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Hi, buddy. Hey big man!
We're not alone!
Elmuta, submit to me!
Teleports key card in my hand.
and
hehe
of
I've been no if we got a dead suspect here
I don't know we blackout backwards or his guns got blown forward
We have one suspect down.
of
Hmm.
What the hell is this?
Is that a bomb?
Sensor wave
That's the clicking sound I've been hearing oh
Yeah, I was looking for the door
and
I can't remember if I've been in here.
I don't think so. No we have. We came from the other side.
of
Why is the door closed?
Oh, I closed it.
Hmm, weird.
I think we're clear.
Hmm.
Wait.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It's incredible how little mental mapping you have, doing three laughs.
Uh, it- I'm double checking.
Because I can miss stuff.
Unlike you, the perfect human being who has never made a mistake.
And is not a loser.
5,000 feet for two. Interference is getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the six minutes by securing it and establishing control over this tidal.
Got on the ground now!
I hate them.
Mirror blocked.
3, 2, 1, go!
I don't know what's going on.
What do you want more ammo I think?
Hmm, I wonder if they can see your beam? I'm not sure they can see laser pointer, but maybe.
They can for sure see the flashlight.
We need like way more ammo actually.
We could go AK.
They can definitely see the lasers.
Prove it.
Prove it.
Prove it.
300 blackout trust.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, we'll rip that dude
762 I'm up for preservation. Yeah, I mean they all have armor too, right?
So I don't know. I just like I can't think of a better option for this. I really can't I
Don't fucking know my
Ready or not.
I'm a dev of this game that can definitely see the red dot.
Oh nice, Prove it.
Prove it.
Score by the extra level.
Hey, I got the wrong scope.
I got the wrong scope.
secondary team standing by for extraction.
Next enemy to show on the face will prove it.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
We got the wrong scope.
Next time you get shot in the face, he'll prove it.
Oh, okay.
Sure, buddy.
What kind of proof?
Uh, I don't know, like...
There's lots of mods for this game, which means it's pretty modular,
Which means that you're able to probably see the different behaviors of the AI pretty readily if you were to take a page
So I won't set proof in the way of
I don't know.
I will accept for it in the way of like documentation, like from the game.
Oops.
Any Batman in here?
Smile.
What happened to his squad?
They finally ran out of cops.
Can you imagine?
We couldn't find anyone, Judge!
They all refused to go in.
I don't think I killed that guy.
What?
What?
hmm mildly terrified
we're just gonna go go for it I think
The voice of our song soothed. The secret of sleep. It's already gone.
got me those bullets boys
where was the second guy?
We'll keep clearing.
Luckily, he had a gun.
She pushed me and it made me slide in front of the door.
Alrighty.
most certainly... Wait, what? I'm seeing like an... Uh-oh, it's when I go up, you got it.
while they turn up after you trip them too.
I
Watch our backs here. I don't know what those those motion sensors do
But I assume it makes them send a guy to me
I'm looking for side-billions.
It sounds like the song at the end of Sabrina's.
of
of
the
death of
death
of
I did not ask.
Hi.
Do you have a gun?
Hi-ya!
Leave the area, officers are outside.
You're like me, that's cool.
Come on, disarm me with the device.
Gun.
They're probably triggering on the moving sensors.
I know for a fact that they're not because when they get triggered, they turn on.
They're like one time.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Sloshes around in your blood?
Where do we want to go?
One suspect is down and alive.
Oh!
I was he alive.
What song is that?
It's not Wonderwall.
So I'm said it's being enough
Some Ben to Ben
Yes
No
Oh
Plug walk fancy white guy version
How the fuck my bugs supposed to
Lollipop by Lil Wayne
I keep reading the check for traps and we'll give her people right up clear
Any bad guys in here make yourselves known now no ambushes are permitted
You think someone with Sopranos is don't stop believing?
Dude, if they got a piano, they go stoo- they go stoo- dii- dii- dii- dii- dii- dii-
You don't know what I'm talking about!
Is that don't stop believing?
Don't! Stop!
getting distracted here we're fine there's no one left on this floor
don't panic
Anything of good fellows in Leila instead?
I might be thinking of good fellas, actually, yeah.
Hold on.
Yes!
Oh my god, dude!
How did you know, dude?
Dude.
Not only did that chatter know what song I was talking about, he knew the exact name
of the song, by the way.
V.I.P. me?
I can't.
Can't?
Can't? Yeah, you can only have a certain number of VIPs and we're out of them.
I think we're done here.
We're not going to hear this guy singing, man.
Yeah, I don't know. Is the audio in that? That's like the official upload, too. Audio
It sucks. Jesus.
Now watch Vampire Hunter D with the boys last night.
The first time ever, dude.
That movie sucked, man.
Holy fuck.
That shit did not hold up.
Dude, it sucks.
Second one's a lot better, yeah, probably.
I'm not trying to be overly critical, okay.
However, the story is weird and sucks.
One, um,
every dude.
Oh my God, it's making me mad right now thinking about it.
Okay, dude.
So who here is seeing vampire hunter D?
Who here is seeing vampire under D?
Me. Okay.
Everything in-
Show that.
Um...
Dude, like the transitions between scenes...
Are like instant, like at one point the main character like goes to fight a guy and he just kinda like appears in front of the guy like in the next scene like it's not good.
The audio was fucked up too, in like weird ways, like it was recorded like, badly.
I
Already do so we do so we do bleed out
Proceed with caution.
Talk to entry team with FISA command.
Mission failed. Oversight confirms total operational loss.
We're pulling you out.
Watchtrain, spring, you can just try again.
Okay, I know that.
I'm just thinking about Vampire Entity, that shit was like hilariously not good.
You know, Gen X was like,
Damn, this shit is lit when they saw this shit
for the first time, dude,
when they imported their VHS from Japan, bro.
You know, they're like, damn!
No!
Talk to entry team with five second man.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
That's sad, I kind of wanted to watch it.
Oh, I've heard the second one is good as well.
I mean, chat confirmed.
So you're going to have to watch the first one anyway, it's okay, it's like a C movie.
tier horror movie? It actually has no redeeming traits, in my opinion. Like, it's unintentionally
funny. That's the only redeeming trait of that movie.
What movie? Vampire Hunter D, the anime movie from 1985.
Where are all the people at?
I'm talking about the OG from 85.
The second one, I do not know anything about, but I have heard that it's good.
We're gonna watch it tonight.
All anime is pooped from above.
It's not true, man.
What about Dragon Ball Z? That shit's awesome.
Dragon, Dragon.
Dragon Ball Z.
I guess I remember that.
Hi.
Hi, big dog. What you doin' there, big dog?
He's not pointing the gun at the door. Think we can get the jump on this guy?
He's like on the other side here.
He's in the bathroom, I think.
You're pooping, make yourself known.
of
I
Love
Isn't that isn't the office guy based on that corner
Back right corner
I'm not sure they're on alert yet.
Got him.
Deciding to device.
Perfect.
We did.
We did.
We did.
We did.
We did.
We did.
We did.
We did.
We did.
We did.
Did when when Joe passing his shot dude, I remember
of
death
of
death
of
and
I'm not hard!
Move the exit.
Go, go, go!
The ex thought officers were waiting outside.
That sounds weird with the game's ambiance.
The ambiance is overwhelming.
Any bad dudes?
Grimman Shire
Oh
I'm surprised I got him panic. What the hell?
Tramp detected.
Wonding.
I'm pretty good.
I'm pretty good, pretty good.
Guys, there's a freaking bomb right there.
Can you imagine if the people who made these tripwires knew how the police disarmed them,
dude?
If they made that line a little more taut, dude, I don't think anyone could fucking disarm that shit.
We did not get him.
Sorry.
Fade him out.
You think he's inside?
No way, right?
This mother fucker.
We might be getting flanked.
The target has been cut in the trailers.
We are getting played.
Leave the talk, civilian captain ready for trailers.
Brother.
I think he ran.
of
This is so fucked up, man.
I mean I'm like hearing something from like over there
There is still one more guy on this flizzor and we got to kill everyone to win, so...
Please don't die to him.
No can do, chatter.
I think I will die to that guy.
You know what?
I think I fucking will get shot by that guy and die instantly.
Now that you mention it, I think I'll fucking die.
I got five dollars an hour ago, Sasuke. Tell my friend Mukaz to stop fucking fucking
please. Thank you, my man. Dude, stop. No meeks and rage and strong hollywood and a
bus full of nuns and so on. Let me uh, let me get some coffee. I'll be right back.
Wait, is there a guard here?
There's a guard want to play the song?
Okay!
Alrighty!
Mmmmm, okay!
So then...
It took few minutes to do that!
I'm ready to go tonight, the other party aligned, we don't need to wait for joy, oh yeah
To come down to midnight to the school, look in like it's over through a baby
Oh yeah, I'm feeling like, I'm feeling just as right
Just like the sun out of the sky, jumping out and shaking the moon to body
Don't stop me, don't stop now
Can't be no, it's all right and now
It's Kimi desu!
Oh, it'll be the rain before you're on it, yeah
To come down to midnight, can I scorn a bit more?
So the proof of letting me move
Oh, yeah, I feel it like
I'm feeling just as fine
Can't stop dancing all night
Love, jumpy, now, don't you care about more than party?
Don't stop music now, love, keep it up, it's your party now.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Wish to be a death bed
I'd like to say for the record, I love this game.
I love the government. I love it. And Donald Trump. And JD Mads. I love the Trump administration.
Mwah!
Uh, uh, I'll be right back.
One sec.
Here it is! Vice kill!
What do you get when you make a man lose everything he's ever loved?
You get what you fucking deserve!
You get what you fucking deserve!
I think it's her problem anyway, we need to treat someone who just saved the world.
Chris! Hey, wait a sec, Chris! We actually just saved the world, didn't we?
Damn, we really are heroes! No one even knows!
I guess it's better that way, though. People freak out if they knew the world's in danger.
No, it kind of sucks to well as to forget, too.
Whatever, let's get out of here.
Is this just fucking persona, but with furries?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello hello
Hello hello
Let me fix my to pay you know
Let's get a refund. One of the two pay. I made it myself.
Warpy, thanks for a hundred months. And Mad Salty in the yellow juice box. And Rizzy, thanks for seven.
Durrack and Madson in Steampunk Sam and No Meeks and Rage, thanks for seven. Strong audio and a bus full of nuns.
Thanks for seven. Sure, hope nothing happens to that bus.
Hmm. Just shave it off.
Dude, an admit defeat at this point I can't.
Exert as nerd at least for 69 months, that's the sex number.
Comin' all forward for a second?
I don't have a comb.
I
Am the point man
I'm sure they're okay, fellas.
One man, one man, one man, he be after something, whoop!
of
I need to follow the fish.
Drop your weapons!
you
What
Get out of there, now!
come on I dare you
Come on, I dare you.
Plug walk.
I don't know how my plugs talk.
How my plugs talk?
come on man, speak it bro, speak it bro, I got 15ms reaction time, come on man
Oh, outscaled even.
I'm going to kill you.
One...
What the hell?
We kind of got epic wounded there
the
Oh my god! It was a guy! Did I saw the sub-title? It said he sighed. I was like, oh that's probably
That's a sim for sure dude. Dude, nowhere is safe man!
It was not a sim dude, he did the fake sim sign man!
What a fucking bitch dude.
You guys want to listen to birth of rap again?
This is on bertha rep
I can't hear you.
Judging
Get the last guy in grease palms in your game class
I wish there was a separate slider for the radio chatter.
It's especially loud in this mission.
He's the big homie.
He's the big homie.
Meow meow meow meow
So I'm kind of trash in jail. Yeah, he ain't about a trend. Oh, so I got
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's a little bit of a mess, so I'm going to try to get it out of the way.
I
Hi
Don't think there's anyone in this room we'll double check
There's sometimes a guy in this corner.
I heard some grumbling.
of
We've tripped the wire.
They're literally all around me, aren't they?
Cool your jets, buddy?
Hold it there, Buster.
Hold your horses, Buster.
They're not coming.
I'm going to check my left again real quick.
Weird.
deciding to camp, eh? Not very honorable terrorist champ.
I've been shot thanks for 7!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Lug-
Wawwww
Wallbang him ass, I dunno...
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
So, what's your name?
Thanks for subbing.
Sixty-nine months?
six and a half months? So where are we? I think we're chillin'.
Can you see how I would think this peanut part reminds me of the good fellows, right?
There's a guy! There's a guy!
I got it.
How come so many people are voting no?
You guys not believe in me?
You know if it was you guys and you were trying to do this, I would vote yes every time.
the
the
the
the
the
the
I'm casting this on an open-free machine.
I'm working on it.
I'm swimming in the bike.
Looks like it's going to have some tendons.
Watch the people so they explore the space.
Get a lot of supplies here now.
You going?
I'm about to make some doubters.
Gigas said I'm locked the freakin
I'm locked the flippy in I'm locked the flippy hecky in
Rush B
Suka Bliat
Blah Blah
Oh my god keep talking to me bro I dare you I will fucking kill you dog
Oh, my.
I made this significantly harder.
Hi!
It's on!
Anyone pooping?
Yeah.
About two.
Nice.
Get to the exit.
Go to the exit, stay quiet and stay low.
Run!
I'm not flashbang anymore. I'm trying to save my flashbangs for the 3rd floor, but I know
of the land someone here
I won't get fooled again by this room.
of
Well, here we go.
Hey, you tell me if there's a guy in there, right?
Or are you a freaking terro- terro- terro-wist?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Stay here.
Do not get in our way.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Plug one.
This guy looks evil.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
See that fella?
We have to not trip one of these wires, dude.
That's the strap.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
323?
No, we killed more than that, it's just,
I didn't report them, so it doesn't get counted.
Oh
Yeah, oh shit, I gotta leave this open. I wish I could do it for you chan-chan-chan-chan-chan-a-rino
Oh
Boom thanks for streaming on Friday night. You're welcome big man
No.
We're gonna die again.
No.
Oh?
It's like a different context many of her multiplayer.
I knew that!
Let's ride.
Imagine there's a guy back here one time? No way, right? That leads nowhere.
of
the
I have to help you for our safety.
They killed so many, Eleanor, to the rest of the people in our training.
I shut up, man.
Chex mag, I was always gonna get shot in the back there because I just assumed no one would
walk the fucking door.
Why would he walk to that door?
Why this motherfucker be wandering around, dude?
Oh
Guard got it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Daily gay making cat
Way that cat's making me gay
Looks a chat
I
Hi
Command to deep latinos oversight confirms control restraint fly maintain operation tempo
I wonder if that hurts me when I'm not wounded already
Plug one
Greetings
I
Hello
you did not fucking see me dog
Fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough fair
is we did we did on stream the well like two days ago I'm above average reaction
time
I'm like the bottom of the curve before it goes all the way up which is still two
times slower than the boss reaction time
Talk and FISA to all elements.
Intel indicates improvised devices on site.
Exercise caution and maintain communications discipline.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Pulling lines, please.
Give us a layout advantage.
We have lost contact.
We've seen, we have lost contact with Fox.
I'm guessing there's an open signal, please.
I was walking in on the side of the bike.
Looks like it's me trying to separate
and watch the signal so it's worth it.
I'm about to slide through the tunnel.
Coming, police!
Get to the exit.
Elm at the top, civilian standing by with trailers.
Deep latune, this is talk with FISA on oversight.
Detainment verified, maintain area integrity.
I hate this audio log, dude, it's so loud!
I would like to disarm this please.
Hey bro, he actually moved right before I wall banged
hahaha
mm-mm meh mem meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh- stop fricking rushing
hahaha
oops
Your mom had a seizure today?
Shit, bro.
Gonna get an L seizure in chat.
This guy asked for a spirit bomb, but I'm gonna give you the, uh, the Twitch equivalent,
okay?
L seizures, dude.
L seizures.
W moms, L seizures, dude.
W moms, L seizures, dude.
Barry Saxie, thanks for subbin' Popcrime, thanks for subbin'
the
the
people to the
the
people to your green
refer to the
federal oversight is active
the
the
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet to watch the watchers.
Yeah, I've been waking up with a stuffy nose recently. Am I getting sick, fellas?
We have lost contact! We have lost contact! We've got a chance to get on an open-pacery
station. We're working in some sort of device. Looks like it's being used to check out the
I'm just gonna go shit in the floor, sir.
Get a bottle of coke, sir.
God, please, sir!
Get a bottle of coke, sir.
Get a bottle of coke, sir.
Allergies?
We need to talk.
It's a building in custody and secured.
Command, Jadif Latune.
Oversight feed is live.
Subject detained. Oversight, commence your precision.
What the hell?!
You might as well give up!
Judge, this is Thomas T.
Suspect is lost.
You get out of my way, I'll get you out of here!
That was built for you, now this.
We do.
We're running as long as we're holding.
Can you just follow the station?
I'm gonna stay there.
,
Hands up! Do it now!
Oh
We're all alone.
Hello?
We said it's from here.
and
You guys didn't see that right?
Thanks all, thanks for something, appreciate that.
You guys didn't see that right?
the king thanks dude you know when saw that man it was a surprise to everyone
that activated the trap and instantly died
if I big booms for my birthday on Friday
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Oh
Such a fucking
Such a fucking loser chud
Too stupid to check from tripwire trap.
The kid from home alone could make those.
Noobs down.
Noobs down could never happen to me
Where do I go?
Okay.
I don't know what to do.
I'm going to kill you!
Turn around and get your hands up!
Turn around! Stay where you are!
We're dead! Move over! Get your hands up!
We need to talk. Something bad to secure.
Deflatune, this is talk with Fiza on oversight.
Restraint complete. Oversight advised us relocation.
Brember, Brember, Brember, Brember, Brember, Brember!
I'm just here for no fucking reason.
That one's not strong.
We have one suspect in custody.
Entry team, talk here alongside oversight.
The strength confirmed, maintain situational control.
Whoa.
Judge, this is Todd Stairy.
Sergeant, we're making a hijacking on the car
that was built from the air and we should
hold out the line of the holding.
Can you just follow with the official?
Blabla, blabla, blabla, blabla.
Blabla, blabla, blabla, blabla, blabla, blabla.
right now we are 1 million percent undetected
not good man, not good, not good man
Where could this, he probably went in there.
He's gonna come back out.
Thank you.
Stay down and turn around, don't leave, stay put.
They killed so many.
I just can't stop.
We have new visual custody.
How do I lose it down?
Shit.
I can't feel my hands.
I'm not really sure what to do here, I'm gonna be honest.
I think we're fucking dead.
I think we've entered into a loose state.
He opened that door, that was close.
I just can't I can't
I can't win a fight.
Go to the exit, stay quiet, and stay low.
We have a dead suspect here.
God it's so fucking hard.
It's so hard, man.
Plug one.
This shit will make you clear rooms.
If it's anything with lyrics, probably not.
Let's see.
Banger song.
Maybe try beating it with team first.
Do you guys think I should do that?
Sorry, I was just doing an impression where I fucking asked.
Where are you at?
That was my I asked impression.
I didn't ask.
Baaah!
Bwaaaah!
Nooooo!
Is there a guard here?
That impression sucks.
You sucks.
I'll bring it back, what's that?
Okay!
I'll play music.
I'll play music.
Perfect song.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
you
you
you
you
you
Sorry, I had to poop guys.
Be back, be back, be back.
Oh!
And then I ran out of the wipes, dude.
It was a freaking disaster, bro.
Let's just say that.
Get a bedette?
You still got a wipe, dog?
Hmm
Sorry, I couldn't poop sack all stream today. I had a little rip dude
Such a fucking loser
They're no longer hiding.
You don't have to wipe even with that up a day if you're here apart.
when they do a little look around they're going this guy said you don't
have to wipe when you use up a day if you're pure of heart
Oh look, that's how it works.
Alright, over under on there being a guy in here.
No guy.
It's much well.
Big guy.
Any bad dudes in here shut up Jesus
I wonder if I can mirror... right here.
Wait, kind of swag?
We uh, when there's a laser there it's really bad because then we got to go all the way up here
We gotta slam the fucking doors then we gotta go through this fucking bitch ass room
Yeah
Well, we're good
Someone's just gonna open the door behind me and fucking blast me dude. What can you do?
What can you fleaking do?
Hello?
Any explosive? Wait, there is an explosive.
That's dastardly, boys.
See these things right here?
Those are bombs.
Hi-ya!
Remind me later on this solo for the last four hours.
It's fun.
You ever have fun?
Do what that is.
It's where like you do something and it's like fun, and you're like ha ha ha!
Yippee!
It's on me.
Alright.
There have been no bad guys, which means it's probably uh...
They are probably back loaded.
I should say that.
程Jean
Hey, big guy? Got any homies in here?
Weigh it..
I think I can get it get it in there
I
Checking
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Real greaseball shit. That's right, chatter.
It's cute. Thanks for something.
Check it out.
Rate my form.
I
Talk to a three team with five seconds
I'm gonna leave the CCTVs unattended do I tell
Cameras are still active. We were likely being watched upon entry. What do you guys think Austin ads coming back?
I miss him god I miss him so much
Everything's gonna...
Stupid fucking ROE. God damn it.
Fucking stupid ass...
How come I got rules?
Overside confirmed control. Operation aborted. Oversight setting loss of tactical control.
You know, we might be able to go on with less mags. I'm so worried about running out of ammo.
Like, I'm worried I'm gonna get to like a firefight where I have to like pre-fire and shit, you know what I mean?
Bum bum bum bum...
Bum bum bum bum...
Going with more and just spray...
You going with ten mags and literally pre-fire every corner...
Let's go minus two plus two.
Ready up, ready or not...
Way!!
Why solo you get an achievement I'm gonna I'm an achievement hunter
He started this mission knife only solo
I think they're dead, hold there, go to the exit, stay quiet and stay low.
Imagine how hype it would be if we met up with them, dude.
And they were like, Jugg, you son of a bitch.
And then we do like the not gay arm plasp.
And then make out.
and bring the transporter.
This is Tog, Federal Chain established.
Restraint verified.
Stand by for forensic sleep.
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr.
This is Tog, civilian company and security.
Deep latune, this is Tog, Federal observer standing by
for your go ahead.
Restraint complete.
Oversight advised as relocation.
What are you doing now?
So until noon that there's never armed guards on the first floor we have gotten armed guards
in the first floor twice so.
Run.
That's fire.
I guess you weren't ready or not.
We had to hit a sick headshot on that first guy.
Throwing a blackout smokes those bums.
The civilian, yeah, that was sick.
That wasn't a civilian, he was throwing a knife at me, dude.
Like I was charging me.
Yeah, anyway, chatter, you're wrong.
There can be guards on the first floor.
The one thing I'm not sure about is that I don't think there could be traps but
I've been checking anyway because it would feel really bad to die immediately.
Every team. Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the speed.
The system's still running. Do they left it on?
Someone turned it back on and wanted to run.
Bro, you can't hit me with it actually. That guy's wrong.
You know what I've been craving lately cottage cheese
They're weird
You're still on this level
Yeah
Police! Down on the ground!
I'm going down!
Get down and keep your hands up!
Oh my god no, that chatter's blind dude!
They said they were here to save us!
He was telling me what level we were on based on the audio cues!
I'm sorry dude.
Fuck man, what's up?
This charging was suspected of blocking a hijacking at commentary room
That was still procedural remains
We request, conform by the order of the code charming to the official
Blah blah blah blah formation
tested
bleep bleep bleep bleep blep bleep bleup bleup blepe bleup bleup
That's you by the way
Your talk.
I'm tick.
Any bad men?
Chills? Thank you.
Hello there, explosive device?
You're Grock?
How come you made all those women wear bathing suits?
Oh hey, big homie?
Well, time to get you out of the bag.
Play as our guy in here.
Understalls?
Reverse Dr. D?
Trickle in to the toilet when you urinate.
And I'm watching.
Hmm, you guys think they're on alert?
I'm gonna I'm gonna you go check this guy's I think
Gucci is Gucci
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Who's like a fuckin' follow, Google?
Look at that jawline.
And one of those wands I put it in my asshole.
Yeah, but I don't think it's going to be as interesting as you think it is going to be in that ass.
Trap detected.
Surely there's an AI guy behind this sign, right?
Oh, here!
Enter a team to talk!
Wait.
I forgot.
making callouts to himself. This guy's fucking lost, of course.
Triple checks for a fuckin' trap.
Uh, let's just clear this real quick.
All right.
I heard that.
Mayhaps it was upstairs though.
Well fucking played, dude.
Down the hallway where no one goes!
Down the hallway where no one goes!
Down the hallway where no one goes down the hallway where no one goes down the hallway where no one goes
Dude yes, excellent spot motherfucker
Oh my god, dude
Dude, I actually man, I could have wanded that corner and saw him dude. I cannot. Oh my god. We were like inches off, bro
How come I can't get a slightly longer mirror gun even off the sub it
Maybe something hit up aim labs and practice that reaction time
Bro
Do you know
You know how absolutely insane 50ms reaction time is?
That's like ballerin eSports player on 5 ans levels of fuckin...
React time...
It's not normal!
It's not normal, dude!
Hi!
Hi!
50 MS of the engine, like...
I would love to like meet the human that has that reaction time, you know what I mean?
And honestly, like, it's fine that they react that fast in this game because like you're
You're not supposed to like be...
Egoing that, you know what I mean?
You're not supposed to be like Egoing these guys.
Like this. You're not supposed to do this.
You ain't supposed to do this.
Is it brother man?
I've never seen a guy down that way.
I am hearing noises though.
I've seen a guy spot me from that window.
Stop talking.
Noob.
Such a bad spot, man.
and stores wide open what you looking at big dog
He's like around...
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Burn peanuts gooping and rush just thought you'd like to know. All right fat loser dad.
What's up, man? I love meeting twitch roleplayers.
Which chat role player?
That's me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I keep forgetting to check for the bombs.
Yeah, this guy's gonna repeat that. I'm dead, by the way.
It's as soon as I pull the pin on my fucking grenade he takes me down.
Use a mirror?
I did!
I did!
I'm gooping, I'm gooping!
GG's, that was me, was testing out the new 300 blackout build I got.
Boreum, thanks for subbing!
A word? Hey man, GG's bro, GG's.
Me when I'm a normal human being.
Game just ended.
GG.
I mean we can all agree.
If you lose the game, it's not GG. It's BG, right?
Right?
Same Gigi after a loss is losing twice, damn screw!
That's so fucking true, dawg.
Yep.
Mumble's incoherently.
These guys are like right in front of us.
Alright.
Dare me to fucking ego this guy, dude?
but we actually can't get an angle on this guy
oh fuck I gotta go that way
It wasn't a sim, he was holding a gun.
Okay, it's America?
Alright.
We did not check for a trap there, that was really stupid.
Do the no wire traps are fucked up that's actually fucked up
What's the last time you guys had pizza dude?
Today?
Man!
I'm so jelly.
I'm trying to cut back.
I had a pretty, uh...
I was a pretty big pizza guy.
You know what I mean?
Pea-pea-sa!
How did I close both of those doors?
What foods have I been making on my own recently?
come mostly is that chill wait I've read a chapter trap I'm looking for dangerous
armed men
I don't see no one
What had happened, pal? Dude, he's a civilian! Alright, buddy.
Sure thing, champ.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Where I shred do not know where this guy's going for
It's gonna be in here.
Oh
May I look at the lights?
of
stuff boys. Scrape up on Gog. You're not a bad man, are you?
Please don't shoot, I'm going down!
Don't leave it, stay put.
I just wanted to report, I didn't want...
Elephant Talk, we have a civilian in custody.
Talk, we have one dead suspect here.
When did I kill this guy?
I'm just over Taco Bell you jelly. Hell yeah big man. Do I not need to report the dead guy
in the chair? First of all, that's a lady. Second of all, no. Why don't you leave the
to swat into the pros. Wait. You were trying to learn? That's already a red flag, dude.
Give up
Okay, oh hey you done freaking out
There's a guy over here, we're dead as fuck, by the way.
Oh, shit.
No.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm not talking trap god too which was a bank
It was not in parenthesis.
All right, buddy.
All right, big man.
Big man.
I think we're good on this floor. Second, third floor attempt, fellas, soon?
Brother.
I
Yeah
It's the most boring game in the world
What do you play?
Oh for night word
That's cool
I just made that up, by the way.
Food as in.
You play rhythm games?
I think those are boring as fuck.
I'm gonna actually escalate.
This is a cop game.
I think you're a loser for enjoying those games.
I'm just jogging. I think rhythm games are cool. I think most games are cool. Except...
Peepa, I think Peepa's gonna be boring, but I just don't like soccer.
This is not helping.
of
I
I
I
I'm coming for you back.
Thank you, Jesus.
Elmer thought to know you'd come to me and pray for you back.
I've been to Jesus. You always did too.
Get out of there!
Turn around, don't get up!
They're everywhere, follow me!
Did I not kill three guys?
Did I incap the first one then?
Or like stun him?
I almost died.
I heard props and they're screaming.
Move there, don't get up.
and custody and security.
Even stay there.
This is good.
We can make something even faster.
Be quiet, please.
Definitely be quiet.
The heroes, it's over.
It's too quiet.
It's not supposed to be this quiet.
move there
move there don't get up
You are a leader of men?
Not today!
Well, they won't come out of there, no?
Dude, I'm so dead up by walking this all the way, man.
There's just no better option.
Where is this guy talking from?
The boys will call us some sleep.
I'll be doing something.
I'll be doing something.
After this moment.
Hold fast to the signal.
The gun keeps the gun out of here.
The cleansing fire awaits.
All things in pure.
Don't shoot him with the network!
None of this will remain.
There was two of them in the corner, dude!
There was two of them.
I did not even see that guy that is so fucking insane.
This level is awesome, dude.
You know, I was thinking about it last night.
I was like, I didn't really like the peer level.
Um, I realized what I like about this game is going from like room to room, right?
I don't like the open area levels.
this level is like everything I like about this game. Going room to room, dude. Oh my
god. Maybe we'd be better with a shield? I don't know what I could do differently right
now in terms of equipment. Lennox stone, thanks for subbing. Keep kicking robot. Nice name.
Thanks for getting five stops.
Don't be old and slow, dude, let's be real.
None of you, I thought there was a second guy in that fucking corner, right?
You could have flashed that room.
Dude, there's so much up the level left.
I mean.
I should have never flashed that room because that guy wasn't even looking at
the fucking door.
OK, you never flashed that room.
You never pleasure.
You do what I did and you fucking kill that guy.
And then, and then that's the only guy in the corner
and not the secret second guy who's actually hiding behind a file cabinet
out of my peripheral who emerges
seconds after I murder the first guy to shoot me in the back, dude.
This guy's a pussy!
I'll be right back with you.
Time for I'm six for six, seven months.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
...
...
...
...
players...
...
is our mission re-upt to find a missing pilot?
No.
Shut up!
Welcome back Big Spermo.
Hey, I'll take that over a little toro, okay?
I got a delicious nutritious Coca-Cola.
Mmm.
God.
I'm ready.
Tortita, that's not a thing.
No pizza, but drinking soda.
Yeah, Lex about sacrifice.
Where'd they get a different enemy if you get an S on this mission?
That's cool.
I hate doors.
I fucking hate doors.
Any bad men?
Alrighty.
I'm not gonna waste a flash here, boys.
Face checks the bush
I'm not a bitch.
Judge, this is Tars.
T-RE.
Suspect is blocking and hijacking the farm.
That was still something to get around this.
We'll arrive along after holding.
It needs to follow the official.
Son of bitch.
The stage is on!
Born to die, door is a fuck.
Kill him all 1989.
I am SWAT, man.
That's my favorite Twitch chat thingy.
I am point man.
Dude, he looks so sad when he's alone, dude.
I
Stop locking door
I'm not sure if you can tell, God, please!
Goodbye!
Deepleto, this is Tom, Federal Observer, standing by for your go ahead.
Detainment logged. Receive the next checkpoint.
Hey, Firm. Hey, Firm, talk.
Come out and get down!
We've got you under control.
I thought the police would never...
We haven't got you under control.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
I just want to pick this one.
I
Hmm
Do not trigger that bitch.
Oh
That sounds like what a terrorist would say
Very good very good, I'm not pissed off about that
I get a penalty for not reporting my own down.
So, who's watching?
I left 3 hours ago and you're still on this?
10-4 be bearing on our right glass flakes or something says, but what about the green M&M?
Yo
Deeper toes
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise they haven't cut the feed the system's still running
Someone turns back on the monitor
The launch control is back. The team will launch the night before the clock.
I'm casting this on an open-circuit mission.
I'm working on this for a short amount of time.
We'll just be in use for 10 minutes. One signal, please. One second.
Entry team, top care hall not open sign.
Stake quality confirmed.
Maintain composure, entry speed.
Entry team, back.
Entry James, talk reporting active link. ROE, applied successfully. Oversight, status 5.
Chatter from earlier? Question mark?
That chatter, that chatter real, real quiet right now.
Hands on your head! No!
Real quiet right now!
Where he at?
Son of a bitch!
Some better to go to training and ready to train.
Talk to entry team with FISA command.
Don't post the data cat, I mean please.
Confirm visual for transfer.
Judge, this is Tog.
T-Reed. Suspect of the blocking and hijacking of comms that were still in the air.
In these double doors even be trapped.
Any bad dudes in here?
Shit.
Why'd you say that alive bro?
You're alone.
Unless you're losing it.
I can't believe the guy came from here and got me.
Oh hey man, what's up, what's up?
I'm trying to like triangulate where this guy is.
it's a different guy different man
I can talk to the police, not with safety.
Stay down, shut up!
I'm going to kill you!
Drop the weapon and put your hands on your hand!
Enter King of Crock. Suspect in custody.
Get your hands behind your back.
Now acknowledge that happened? I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what the fuck is that chatter talking about.
You'll need your knocking now, big man.
Alright, do you guys think there's a guy in here?
I'm not seeing no feet.
I
Like
Oh
UAB online.
and
Wait. Okay. No trap.
Okay, now for the scary room.
archives. In a moment.
Where are we here?
And playing this reminds me of Zenith when he wouldn't go anywhere without the cocktunnel.
You're talking about the one hit game mode where literally anything kills you in one
hit on contact. Hell yeah, I didn't go anywhere without the cock tunnel. Hell yeah! And you're
Man, who's mad?
UAV online
Dora was mad
All right
One of these times it's gonna be a guy one of these fucking alcoves
W hair cut
Thank you
nobody saw that? yeah
I made it though
Surprise!
Our Bald would worship you if you just did it.
Dude, I don't want to be worshipped by a bunch of baldies.
Welcome, there's no more bald actors these days.
Adrenaline chrome allows you to regrow your hair really easily.
break. I don't think there's anyone else on this floor, but you never know. Well, if there's
anyone else, they're going to come charge at me now because yelling is the same button
this door opening. Hi.
LMPD, come out now! Police, come out now!
Hang on.
Turn around. Stay here and stay calm.
Oh, seven? Thanks for sub-
Good luck, man. Thank you.
Thank you for the Bezos bucks.
BB!
Why is every person in this building a reporter?
Unless...
What the fuck?
Hey!
Stay here.
Where, asshole?
I'm on the talk.
Civilian in custody and secured.
All right.
I'm gonna shoot him!
Stay here!
Where?
Asphalt?
I'm on the clock.
Civilian in custody and secured.
Oh!
Alright.
What gave you that idea?
Civilian in custody and secured.
Civilian in custody and secured.
Civilian in custody and secured.
Civilian in custody and secured.
Establish your sword and fire off.
Blah, blah, blah.
Be ready.
More tires on the-
Hold up.
I can astral project my limbs.
Where'd this dude go?
To the guy who played the drums in the song, dude, he's killing him.
Come on!
Hands up!
It's so fucked up.
of
death
of
death
Hmm, could go to the other staircase.
I could use one of my remaining two flashes.
Who did I hit?
There's a guy on the right, was there?
There's a guy on the right, was there?
That blaster need to not go as far as I wanted it to.
Ah, yee, ay, ay, ay, you are my little biker flight, is that what you're feeling?
What's the name of that song?
No, you don't get smokes in this game.
Actually, maybe.
Maybe the gas counts.
It's...
Butterfly by Crazy Tom.
That's not the song I want!
Authority, delegated to your team, exercise judgment within the established operational parameters.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended? I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still rough. You're the left it on, or someone turns it back on to monitor us.
We have lost contact. We have lost contact.
Fuck! I can't see this one. Open secret safe.
We're working in some sort of...
You're going after the left side.
We'll try to get down.
Fuck!
Fuck the gun!
I'm listening to Smile Butterfly!
Shut up. I changed my mind. I don't want to hear you on music.
Well, I did not mean to yell.
Gee, I sure know a handsome, strong terrorist behind me opens the door and slams me with
some 7-6-2.
That would be awful.
Oh
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a weapon. I could use that as a weapon. Throw it at that guy.
John Wick killed a man with a pencil, dude!
You think I can't kill someone with a fucking...
Opti Wand?
A FUCKING PENCIL!
Command, do a deep latune, over some...
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise, they haven't cut the feet.
Pulling my feet.
Give us a layout advantage.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact with Fox.
I guess we're going to find an open secret safe.
I was looking at some sort of device.
Looks like he checked the temperature of the launch signals to get to the horses.
He's a pod fighter now!
Got him!
Got him!
Got him!
I still had it on single.
What happens if you just start shooting civilians with no AI around?
So if you get a loan of score, the mission counts as unresolved.
I think that's the only downside.
I don't know.
But what if the civilians are actually the terrorists?
Do you want to want some of the
We're talking is my backwash story
When a kid tricked me into
Sharing a can of soda with them when I was like 10 he's like don't worry I backwash
By the way
of
the
and
I'm sorry.
Turn around. Keep your hands up.
Don't resist.
You need to relax.
It's because I'm trippin', man.
We need to talk. We have to suspect in our custody.
We need to stay there.
of
I feel like I'm trapped in a simulation.
Yeah.
It's on.
Try.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucky bitch.
Why are you there?
Why is he there?
They ran the pincers on my goat, that first guy that we saw was just roaming dude, he's
fucking dead dude.
time.
Pointually, bleach.
of
the
why is the store open
I was built for the analysis.
We'll try to find out who hold it.
It is time to official...
I
I
All right, round two.
set up
This is the guy in the back of that room.
We have to go in there. That's so sad.
It's right there.
The question is, is there a second man in here?
of
so stupid get the hang right man thank you
Alright, we got all of our flashbangs, haven't been sure I used one for like.
I think there's a guy in that bathroom.
of
the
I'm not sure what I'm doing to get this guy out of here.
What the fuck was that?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm gonna take a shot.
Shutting eyes of you alive.
Don't test my patience.
Hmm.
Did we risk it?
The hell is going on?
Where the hell is he?
Maybe that guy talked after death?
We chill bros
Oh damn, I'm thinking it's third floor time!
Not only is it third floor time.
That's so sad.
We were undetected, but we tripped one of these wires.
And yeah, I do mean we.
Wait, we haven't checked this map.
Wait, maybe we have.
I remember.
Everyone there was a guy back here one time?
Fucking doors open
Well, well, well
You
Repeat
What can I do, man?
Maybe we should bring a team.
Bring smoke grenades? Dude, what smoke grenades?
Tag me and coach, daps you up, I'll bring it back, I'm gonna pee, give me like 5 minutes.
I gotta Google, I gotta read up on the discord, the newbies discord for this game?
5 minutes to pee?
Yep.
me
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Boom, 5 minutes on the dot.
Let the song play?
Alright.
This is a different game solo.
Mucho hard.
God's Demon, thanks for seven.
StrawberryPainies, thanks for seven, says Amagmousin.
This is Tog, Federal Jain established.
Authority delegated to your team.
Exercise judgment within the established operational parameters.
Focus up.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
We get a target? Thank you.
And this magic, thanks for something.
I'm doing what you said!
Officers are outside, go!
Leave the area, officers are outside.
Hit the exit, officers are waiting outside.
Do what I say or I will kill you.
Do what I say or I will kill you.
Eleanor Talk, civilian custody and security.
This is Talk, under 5th of jurisdiction.
Restraint, successful. Oversight tracking, all country points.
I
We got one big hollowing suspect.
I
They're on it!
They're relentless!
They're relentless!
That poor lady got flashed twice.
Guys, remember Sour, please?
Yo, as a believer, I don't see your passion in each try you do, alright.
The cop's prayer.
I will escalate every situation, I will beat my wife, I will shoot every possible dog.
Amen.
They left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
We have a lot of time.
We have lots of time.
Get out of your hands.
Get out of your hands.
Go to the device.
Go to the device.
Watch the device.
This is Tom.
watch restrain applied operational tempo
you think you have COVID oh so you just got the blue thing
of
I don't think that gives me cover, by the way.
where we drop them boys
great job as always that guy shot me through just for my thinking before we
of it.
He found me through fucking...
He was at Mythbusters episode where they talk about the guy who shot a bullet into
a guy's...
The barrel of his gun.
Yeah, I'm talking about...
That shit, dude.
My hands are cold.
I think that's why I'm losing, guys.
I need to be a Korean pro gamer and have a heat pack or a blow dryer
Watch your moves, we'll finish this!
Hey! Hey!
Go away!
Watch out, Edie! Hey!
Wait! Officers are outside! Go!
the
judge
the
they could totally see the laser side
That's so crazy, that's so crazy.
Why would you ever use your flashlight or the laser beam though?
I guess you use the infrared laser beam, but I don't want to be in my night vision all
the time.
I want to be able to enjoy the level as it looks naturally.
Can you bait them with it?
I mean, define bait, right?
It just puts them on alert.
like they begin doing stuff. It's not even like bait.
He was behind me. He was behind me in the corner that goes nowhere. He was in the go nowhere
corner. I don't I don't check that corner because it's so fucked up if there's an enemy there,
dude. Like, I can't even one to that corner. I have to actually like swing that corner.
And I'm getting shot no matter what, probably.
Hmm. Play Mango Bay. Mango Bay doesn't really. That's not really killing people music. That's
Dancing music.
Deflatue, this is Toc, Federal Observer standing by for your go ahead.
Suspect confirmed, inside. Proceed, underfights is operational.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
We have one contact.
Okay, we have one contact.
Fuck.
I'm going to be paranoid in that corner all the time now.
Aircraft and turbo racists? So is your great-grandfather.
I'm going to need you to make a meds for that right now.
Well, they heard me. Or saw that guy.
Hands on your head! Move!
Police! Come out now!
Don't care if you're dead or alive!
I'm the point man.
Was that hard when I said that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
My chills dude, I'm freezing right now
Where am I going?
Where am I going?
Hey, Deadlock, new main theme.
How do we talk in?
Dude the fucking...
The night king thing is only like 30 seconds long, dude.
Who are you?
I'm the pulling man.
Entry team, stop.
I believe the CCTV is unattended.
Oh my god!
The system's still running.
If they left it on, someone turned it back on.
We have one squad at the top.
We have one squad at the top.
I'm casting this on an open trigger, please.
I'm looking at it.
I'm going to the device.
Looks like it's being used to tap room.
One signal to be forced in.
You're the boss's question now!
God bless you, son of a bitch!
You're the boss of this shit!
You're the boss of this shit!
We've got this in the control hall.
Sorry, get me the hell out of here!
Entry to your power.
Okay, we'll move.
I can't get any of you there.
I can do my job.
Panes up.
Drop your knees, hands on your head.
Oh!
Put pressure on it!
They cool, man, they cool! Fuck!
Put pressure on it or it'll fade away.
It's the best shot.
You know what?
We got shot at that, I think.
Let's try it.
I just don't get it.
I think what it is is when you get shot and your aim goes everywhere. I don't think your aim actually is like
Is any different than where it was before your shit got fucked up
So like my gun could be over here, but I'm actually still straight like shoot the little I've shooting straight the entire fucking time
Do you know what I am saying I
Mean we need the John Wick one right of course dude a fucking course
I'm going down.
Stay here.
Stay calm.
This is talk under 5th the jurisdiction.
Detainment verified.
Area integrity
Jesus
Hey, we good talk
Hey! What's your badge number?
Move and stay there.
You see what's going on out here? Every man in there is gone!
I was gonna fuck him up, dude. I had to clean it shut!
Alright, no music with lyrics, guys.
My ding-ding dong, except for this one.
Baby deploys his most loyal soldier.
Jeffery extreme on the case
Entry team
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise they haven't cut the feed eyes on CCTV access point
Interface appears clean
Talk and Pfizer to all elements restraint successful oversight tracking all custody points
I don't know what to do with it.
Where'd your arm go, buddy?
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
Leave the area, officers on all sides.
I'll get it down, I'll get it easy!
Leave the area, officers are outside.
Knows it too!
We have one dead suspect here.
Down in the car.
and
We're in all five of my bullets go bro, he don't give a fuck he just don't care
Need a song for the run
I don't think I have enough ammo to kill everyone.
We gotta get some good shots.
I'm casting this on an open frequency.
I'm looking at some sort of device.
Looks like it's being tested.
Can't grab a large signal switch.
We have a bomb squad here now.
Die!
Die!
I want to redo. I want to redo. I'm in the expo something.
I don't know if I bring a shotgun, if I'm being honest.
It feels like the silencer literally doesn't matter.
Does that make sense?
It might.
it doesn't okay let's bring our AK no silencer dude oh yeah bud
NB Tyler, thanks for subbing.
Get the loud enough.
Let's rock.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the speed.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
Let's rock.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact.
We're fucked.
I can't see this on an open screen.
I'll see the way it looks.
Watch for the device.
I'm in a watch.
Come here.
Keep the code.
Oversight speed is live.
Fatality confirmed.
Oversight command decides its caution moving forward.
Cock, it's a new captain prep for you back.
Entry team, talk here alongside oversight.
Her strength complete. Oversight advises relocation.
I won!
Get out of the ground now!
I just wanna get out of this.
This is insane. I don't know what you said.
There's the exit.
where is it this is our bitch did
get to crack the door you can do it without cracking the door
to kill the device
I'm
that start. Oh man. Second man's was right there in here.
Human unit always killed.
Ock, quack, quack-tua, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Let's get something more suspenseful, dude.
Oh, he's at the first level!
I'm casting this on an open space, please.
I'm blocking it.
I'm closing it as a vice.
Let's go, space, please.
You can't move.
I'm sticking those swords in.
Oh, please.
I'm going to bust my head.
Brother.
Go, police!
I'm going to kill them all!
I'm going to kill them all!
I'm going to kill them all!
I'm going to kill them all!
I'm going to kill them all!
I'm going to kill them all!
Open the door with my mind.
Not here.
And
What we like to see
Judge, this is time for men to be suspecting and watching at the hijacking of cars that were spilled from the OMS.
We can open the door to the line of the hold. Connect the phone to the station.
of
the monkey falling over you up
We gotta go to San Jose. It doesn't make a difference. It does make a difference. So I mean that guy
I
Truly do not understand like the states of alert that they have like it seems
Random
Equip the suppressor
Let's fuckin' ride, dude.
We have lost contact at 3 o'clock.
I'm casting this on open frequency.
I'm looking at it to talk to it as it bites.
It looks like it's being used to separate the launch signals to get to the surface.
We have lost quite a bit now.
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
Oh, you've got to be set down!
There's a parachute!
Oh, my God!
Calm down.
Ugh!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
We can just move right along after holding. Can you just follow the officials?
Prepare to be launched.
Stop the contract. Start the vehicle.
of
When I use a 5.56 rifle more control.
I'm going to leave the CCTVs unattended, I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
on CCTV access point. The interface appears clean.
Alright.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Move and stay there. Move there.
Stay down and turn around.
Ah, jiggle at them!
Suspect secured.
Oh, I know I'm hard, bitch.
Just don't snitch, okay?
No snitcherino in the chat arena.
and
I'm standing at the position, with me not much time!
You think you know me? You think you know me on the cross?
One civilian detaining.
We have one suspect down.
Tell me your needs!
No fucking clue where that guy is.
I'm done, we'll try again tomorrow.
I really didn't intend on playing a new game today, but...
Thanks for watching, fellas. Oxidized, thanks for shoving it.
Enjoyable, zero-dependent, basically.
What if we came in with, like, ten flashbangs?
That's what...