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MOONMOON

04-09-2026 · 6h 40m

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[00:00:00] you

[00:00:30] Greetings.

[00:01:22] Yeah. So, one end chat said is your hair a part of your head said pretty much. Yeah.

[00:01:42] Yes.

[00:01:45] You're winning today, right? Yeah.

[00:01:49] Yeah, my friend Annie bought me a cameo

[00:02:11] I'll start over again

[00:02:19] Oh, how do you have that howdy Jesse it's the faithful chef nice to meet you

[00:02:31] any one me to go with you she said you've been struggling to play a game

[00:02:36] called ready or not and struggling to get past one of the hardest levels well

[00:02:40] I'm here to tell you something it's okay suck at games it's okay to not be as

[00:02:47] good as me. I think you just got to realize that you're just getting fatter and bolder and that's

[00:02:55] correlated to how good you are at games. Your lack of dexterity in your hands and

[00:03:00] hand-eye coordination is just not there anymore. You really need to just put the mouse and keyboard

[00:03:06] away, put the controller down, step away. Maybe think about taking up a new hobby like hunting

[00:03:12] or fishing, or crocheting.

[00:03:14] Ah, ah!

[00:03:16] You can learn to crochet yourself a nice cozy blanket

[00:03:19] to wrap in yourself up and go watch those Twilight movies.

[00:03:23] Get yourself a nice box of Kleenex,

[00:03:25] because I know you're going to cry.

[00:03:26] Just like I'm sure you cry yourself to sleep,

[00:03:28] knowing how much you suck at video games.

[00:03:30] But hey, it's OK.

[00:03:31] God loves you.

[00:03:33] And I do too.

[00:03:34] Cheer up.

[00:03:35] It's just natural to get involved in them fatter,

[00:03:38] but not as much as you're getting.

[00:03:39] So maybe you should look into that.

[00:03:41] Anyways, you have yourself a great day. God bless. God speed.

[00:03:49] Money well spent.

[00:03:54] Why does he keep farting, dude?

[00:04:03] He's got IBS. Oh, OK, OK.

[00:04:11] I think you can specially request the farting in the cameos.

[00:04:24] The fart pit is great, you should pick it up.

[00:04:31] Just like smashing a soundboard with the fart set.

[00:04:37] What happened to Hugh Janus? He's got a little anus now.

[00:04:57] How much would I charge per cameo? Why do you want a cameo for me?

[00:05:01] Yeah.

[00:05:05] 500 bucks.

[00:05:15] Real.

[00:05:23] Just shave it off, bro.

[00:05:31] Watch this.

[00:05:53] It's like, you know how, like, uh, like women put on like the core sets and stuff, dude.

[00:05:58] like that, but for my hair and with a headset.

[00:06:11] Today is the day.

[00:06:13] Today is the day.

[00:06:17] Or not, honestly.

[00:06:20] It's just kind of random.

[00:06:28] You guys are going to be a trip.

[00:06:33] You can't really tell.

[00:06:38] It's nice though.

[00:06:43] You're going to get drafted in December.

[00:06:48] Yeah man, I'll see you guys out there.

[00:06:53] December? Yeah, man. I'll see you guys out there.

[00:07:18] I can't see.

[00:07:19] Now an asthma suspending need to fill in the retard political analyst role

[00:07:34] No, no, no guys that was a good use of the word retard

[00:07:37] I was going to say, as well as do political analysis, she just goes, yep, mm-hmm, yep,

[00:07:50] yep, yep, clicks on her Twitter link, yep, mm-hmm, yep, that's what I'm talking about

[00:07:54] boys, yep, yep.

[00:07:56] What analysis?

[00:07:57] It's political agreeing.

[00:07:58] Hermesa, a mudbuck, extra something.

[00:08:03] There it is.

[00:08:04] There it is.

[00:08:05] Yep.

[00:08:06] Yep, yep, yep.

[00:08:08] Yo.

[00:08:09] Yeah.

[00:08:10] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:08:12] Can't wait to go to the border

[00:08:13] to Pokemon outfit and throw Pokeballs at the Lillimbers.

[00:08:15] Oh.

[00:08:16] Oh, oh, oh.

[00:08:17] Put them to a friend to leave my house.

[00:08:18] Oh, oh, oh.

[00:08:21] Me and the other, they,

[00:08:31] let's get those bright gamers.

[00:08:32] We gotta listen to some tunes, dude.

[00:08:53] Ready for your eight-hour shift at the ball-smashing factory?

[00:08:56] Yep.

[00:08:57] Mm-hmm.

[00:08:58] There it is, boys.

[00:08:59] There it is.

[00:09:00] We have lost contact. We have lost contact with VARG. I'm catching this on an open screen with VARG. We're closing in. Don't forget to buy it.

[00:09:46] Don't run. It'll only make it worse.

[00:09:51] I told you! Now you hear the exhibits!

[00:10:16] I'm expecting a three page book report on that fucking exhibit by the time I'm

[00:10:21] done clearing this building.

[00:10:25] Suspect is watching and hijacking our phones and we still need to win this.

[00:10:29] We can move right along the road.

[00:10:32] Getting confirmed with the vehicle.

[00:10:38] Any bad men?

[00:10:43] Bad men located.

[00:10:55] He moved.

[00:11:03] What a pussy it is.

[00:11:42] I can't remember if that door was open.

[00:13:07] I

[00:13:13] Fucked him

[00:13:37] What the hell?

[00:13:38] Drop your weapon and check it out!

[00:13:44] That was a drop.

[00:13:47] We gotta get suspect here.

[00:13:57] All right, we're done here.

[00:14:11] How many people will we kill?

[00:14:26] That's pretty good. Pretty good.

[00:14:38] How about that triple? That's some John Wick shit, by the way. I'm actually... I'm Jesse Wick.

[00:14:43] Oh, speaking of which...

[00:14:51] Jesse Wick!

[00:15:26] I'm actually so dead by the way.

[00:15:36] I'm gonna get clipped in the back when I walk in this door by the way.

[00:15:47] Suspect is deceased, requesting training.

[00:15:50] Well, may as well grieve.

[00:15:52] We all fall so easily, but you...

[00:15:56] You're a failure.

[00:16:17] I'm sorry.

[00:16:24] I'm sorry.

[00:16:31] I'm sorry.

[00:16:38] Please get your hands up!

[00:18:08] hmm I'm about to get clipped it sounds so close

[00:18:24] double check

[00:18:27] There's multiple guys in there.

[00:18:49] I think that guy was above us.

[00:18:56] I never do this, by the way.

[00:19:25] We're all on the stairs, boys.

[00:20:25] Detonation with explosion frequency.

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[00:20:53] We're the second guys directly behind you! I didn't see that guy!

[00:20:57] You are known as to violate your objectives to fail.

[00:21:01] In the end, still, you can't succeed.

[00:21:15] Ooh, banger?

[00:21:17] Wait.

[00:21:53] Watched upon entry.

[00:21:57] We have lost contact.

[00:21:59] We have lost contact and fog.

[00:22:01] I can't see this on an open frequency.

[00:22:04] But if we can, we're sorted to bite.

[00:22:07] Looks like it's being used to capture and launch troops in its own space.

[00:22:12] We have lost sight of it.

[00:22:44] I

[00:23:05] teabagged him

[00:23:36] So I'm gonna chat some 30 year olds listen to this. Yeah, this song came out when we

[00:23:53] You're teenagers, man!

[00:23:57] Hello?

[00:24:29] No, I don't think so. I don't think I will either.

[00:25:29] of

[00:25:36] death

[00:25:39] of

[00:25:44] death of

[00:25:46] death

[00:25:48] of

[00:25:50] death

[00:25:52] of

[00:26:24] But I can't be more stupid than a man who can do this.

[00:26:35] I don't want to.

[00:26:36] I don't want to.

[00:26:37] I don't want to.

[00:26:38] I don't want to.

[00:26:43] I don't want to.

[00:26:46] I don't want to.

[00:26:49] I don't want to.

[00:26:52] of

[00:26:54] the best life

[00:27:22] I

[00:27:52] Dr. Spicer, the Deeper Tilt is here to get you stronger. You may be getting closer to the state's transmitter by securing it and establishing control which is vital.

[00:28:05] The rules they make reset emotions. They're not fighting them. They're following us.

[00:28:12] It's an attack!

[00:28:24] It's all the other stuff.

[00:28:27] I can both drink it and then pretend I'm eating it.

[00:28:30] I

[00:28:51] Don't stay put

[00:29:53] Shit!

[00:29:55] Oh, God!

[00:30:23] this movie ain't funny no more.

[00:30:52] Yeah, but they made another one scary movie since the passing

[00:31:06] Wait, what movie I want so bearable which one I thought that was scary movie, right?

[00:31:13] Beep beep beep, man. Oh it's met him black. Oh

[00:31:17] How come young me didn't say what's marijuana?

[00:31:22] This is talk. Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?

[00:31:29] Surprise man, cut the feed. The system's still running.

[00:31:32] If it left it on, someone turned it back on.

[00:31:36] We are lost, we are lost, we are lost.

[00:31:40] We are lost, we are lost.

[00:31:44] We are lost, we are lost.

[00:31:49] I'm not casting this one at all, because I can see it.

[00:31:52] I was looking at it, but it's going in the back.

[00:31:55] Looks like the heat here is the temperature of the water

[00:31:57] that's going to explode soon.

[00:31:59] We're going to wild-swipe it now!

[00:32:01] Stop!

[00:32:01] Leave!

[00:32:02] Let it out!

[00:32:03] Let it out!

[00:32:04] Let it out!

[00:32:05] Let it out!

[00:32:06] Let it out!

[00:32:06] They said they were here to save us.

[00:32:08] We're talking to the restrain and run the train.

[00:32:12] This is Todd, with 5-0 on overwatch.

[00:32:15] Restraint verified.

[00:32:16] Maintain hourly integrity.

[00:32:19] of

[00:32:26] the

[00:32:30] death of

[00:32:32] the

[00:32:34] death of

[00:32:36] the

[00:32:38] death of

[00:32:40] the

[00:32:42] The guy who found us was going to go pull the alarm.

[00:33:12] Dude, Mallrats is free on YouTube, guys!

[00:33:19] You like Mallrats?

[00:33:20] The movie, dude?

[00:33:22] Mallrats?

[00:33:23] Anyone?

[00:33:24] Yo, Mallrats!

[00:33:25] No, not Mallrats.

[00:33:26] Oh, Mall Rats!

[00:33:42] No, not Mall Rats, Mall Rats.

[00:33:56] It appears clean.

[00:33:58] We have lost contact.

[00:34:00] We have lost contact, we'll talk.

[00:34:03] I can't see this on an open street.

[00:34:06] We're working in.

[00:34:07] I'm just going down the flight.

[00:34:09] Reflex me.

[00:34:10] We're going to attack right at the launch signal.

[00:34:12] We're still in.

[00:34:13] We have lost contact now.

[00:34:15] Got it!

[00:34:18] Good luck, Windau.

[00:34:26] get out of there now get to the exit go to the exit

[00:34:53] We got a steeping out of the steam dam.

[00:34:55] Suspects have been locking and hijacking our farms.

[00:34:58] That was still some material in this.

[00:35:00] We can just move on by the log enough to hold it.

[00:35:02] Can you confirm the situation?

[00:35:04] All right.

[00:35:06] Police!

[00:35:08] The only way to get out of here is to get out of here.

[00:35:38] I don't want to go that way.

[00:36:37] Where the bag is at?

[00:37:07] That's my bad spot.

[00:37:32] Getting worse car accident bleach.

[00:38:06] someone turning back on the monitor.

[00:39:06] of

[00:40:20] I

[00:40:50] I heard them walking.

[00:41:15] Hmm.

[00:41:22] Of course.

[00:42:35] You're likely being watched upon entry.

[00:42:40] We have lost contact.

[00:42:42] We have lost contact with Clark.

[00:42:44] I'm testing this by no constancy.

[00:42:47] I was looking at some sort of device.

[00:42:50] Looks like it's being used in 10 minutes.

[00:42:52] Watch signals to be enforced.

[00:42:55] I'm trying to get out of here!

[00:43:05] What the fuck?

[00:43:07] Hands up now!

[00:43:09] Hands up on your head!

[00:43:11] Suspect of the police!

[00:43:13] I can't get a car!

[00:43:15] Stand with no mercy!

[00:43:17] We're going to find out what this team is!

[00:43:19] All right, go on after holding.

[00:43:21] Can you confirm with the officials?

[00:43:35] five

[00:44:03] Seven nights.

[00:44:33] I'll get a yacht, take anything!

[00:44:45] You're gonna be okay.

[00:44:47] Oh, look at that, holy brutality!

[00:44:52] Oh, it's a building you can go through now.

[00:44:55] Quick wasting time!

[00:44:57] Lock it on the line!

[00:45:03] Please get your hands up

[00:45:05] Mew Mew Mew Mew!

[00:45:15] of

[00:45:33] I'm going to do it again, watch this, watch this.

[00:45:59] I use my wand to put my character forward to close the door without explosion myself.

[00:46:14] Docs, 5,000 feet for zero. Enter here at the K-2 meter. You may be getting closer to the

[00:46:20] six minutes by picturing it and establishing your soul with your vitality.

[00:46:28] Who was it?

[00:46:29] They are the Chains. You are here to impute flame. Imagine them are at your risk.

[00:47:44] I don't know what to do with you.

[00:47:51] Stay calm.

[00:47:53] They were right behind me.

[00:47:56] Now you talk.

[00:47:58] The Moon Captain prep for you back.

[00:48:01] His fingerprints are dust, George.

[00:48:04] The only print that matters is yours.

[00:48:07] On every scene.

[00:48:39] I'm back up.

[00:49:04] Hmm.

[00:49:09] of

[00:49:34] I've not heard the song in so long.

[00:49:52] Come out now!

[00:50:34] I thought the police would never make it.

[00:50:51] Don't worry.

[00:50:52] Boyman's here.

[00:50:53] Please, I need a doctor, please!

[00:51:23] It's locked! The door is locked! It's open!

[00:52:23] Oh

[00:52:40] Return they shit oh fuck

[00:53:23] Oh my god.

[00:53:25] Oh my god.

[00:53:31] So let's go further around.

[00:53:47] Please, I don't want to be here anymore.

[00:53:53] I want to see the replay.

[00:54:05] I would love to see the replay though.

[00:54:11] Mmm.

[00:54:12] This is for skipping.

[00:54:17] I listened to five minutes of that shitty song and skipped shit.

[00:54:21] I was maimed by that song.

[00:54:26] Meow meow meow meow.

[00:54:32] How are you aiming a little higher in the steel boxes in the middle room on the third floor?

[00:54:36] I'm holding alt and then I'm hitting W to stand up.

[00:54:40] D-Pleasure, this is talk with Fyzon-

[00:54:42] Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?

[00:54:46] I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.

[00:54:47] Fyzon's CCTV access point.

[00:54:50] The interface appears clean

[00:55:08] Nice 360

[00:55:15] How that door kicked open

[00:55:20] What the fuck?

[00:55:27] Hands up now!

[00:55:29] What the fuck?

[00:55:31] Hands on your head!

[00:55:32] Suspect is looking and hijacking the comms.

[00:55:34] That was not the right message.

[00:55:36] We're going to put you on the line to lock up the hole.

[00:55:38] And you can follow the suspect.

[00:55:40] I'm so sorry.

[00:55:47] Dude, what tactical precision, bro?

[00:55:51] Holy moly.

[00:55:53] It's like he's done this before.

[00:56:01] Fractures.

[00:56:03] Fractures.

[00:56:04] Cops!

[00:56:04] Hands on your head!

[00:56:05] Do as you wish!

[00:56:07] Let me see those hands!

[00:56:08] No!

[00:56:09] Above your head! Above your head!

[00:56:15] Leave me talk. Not that killed.

[00:56:17] It's the only way.

[00:56:21] It's not a trap.

[00:56:25] Idiots left me for dead.

[00:56:33] Down on your god damn knees now!

[00:56:35] No, it really feels like an episode of reboot that

[00:56:51] Like you're watching like a weird player

[00:56:56] Incoming game

[00:57:00] We're gonna be okay

[00:57:02] Incoming, babe!

[00:57:04] Oh, look at that! Police brutality!

[00:57:11] Where's this piece of shit?

[00:57:32] You

[00:57:39] Loser

[00:57:50] It arrived

[00:58:02] He, he ...

[00:58:19] To check the corner, my bad, I didn't realize the uh the NPCs were capable of bending

[00:58:25] their bodies like Pretzels to fit into like absolutely unworthy corners.

[00:58:30] That's my fucking bad.

[00:58:31] should have checked that corner that corner that the terrian lannister could

[00:58:34] have only fat and fit inside of dude the terrian lannister corner is the one

[00:58:38] that I should have checked in that scenario just making sure we're talking

[00:58:42] about the same fucking corner by the way

[00:58:45] I don't know what to do with it.

[00:58:52] Christ, that's really kicking off out there.

[00:58:57] Shut up.

[00:59:01] Now.

[00:59:07] Terian's a standard call out.

[00:59:12] Let's do a full ceramic.

[00:59:19] Wait, what do we lose?

[00:59:24] I think we lost our extra flashbangs.

[00:59:32] Yes.

[00:59:33] Yes, we're going to use ceramic because it seems like we can only get shot a few times

[00:59:48] in the lamp, so.

[00:59:52] Isn't ceramic like pots and stuff?

[01:00:01] burglar leaks for 7 but it breaks though yeah but my point is is I'm only getting shot a certain

[01:00:06] number of times before dying anyway so

[01:00:17] you wish you were a high on pot no one calls that pot anymore chunk

[01:00:23] yeah how's the two pale again hello

[01:00:24] This is talk federal chain established all reports will be reviewed in real-time

[01:00:33] I

[01:00:40] Can call me chunk. Why'd you shut your beard?

[01:01:03] I've started checking corners like in this game, IRL by the way.

[01:01:33] walking through doorways I'm sometimes expecting to be blown up.

[01:02:03] I thought I was getting infected, uh, big toe, you guys remember when I clipped my nail

[01:02:29] the other day on stream?

[01:02:32] I pulled out the last part of it, and irritated the uh, membrane.

[01:02:45] But it's okay, you know.

[01:02:49] Did I eat it? No.

[01:02:59] Can't hear you? Sorry.

[01:03:01] How's this? Are we good?

[01:03:11] We good?

[01:03:31] And the sky is gray.

[01:03:38] Dude, imagine what it would have been like to be an LA in the 70's, man.

[01:03:43] Boomers are avaricious.

[01:03:46] Avaricious.

[01:03:49] I can't hear you. Oh, sorry. I was saying that boomers ruined everything. And I hate them.

[01:04:10] I'm on the music way louder than you yeah I turned it up all the way I hope this helps

[01:04:28] Now shut your bitch-ass up, chunkel.

[01:04:58] I'm a bit of a man in here.

[01:05:13] California sucks, by the way.

[01:05:18] That's why so many people want to live there.

[01:05:21] They have fun moving there, boy.

[01:05:28] Move there, dog. I dare you. California dreamin'. $4,000 ran. 500 square foot apartment. No

[01:05:48] No laundry machine!

[01:05:50] Hmm, I think I'll take my 300 foot studio, square foot studio, with the open air bathroom,

[01:06:07] the giant window that it looks in on the aircraft.

[01:06:37] How do you guys like that plug walk?

[01:06:50] The shadow dude?

[01:06:51] was that cool

[01:07:21] I'll get out of here!

[01:07:23] Hands up! Do it now!

[01:07:25] Fuck!

[01:07:26] I'm on the ground! Just calm down!

[01:07:30] Stay here! Do not get in our way!

[01:07:32] You're everywhere! Hurry!

[01:07:36] Talk. We have a civilian in custody.

[01:07:39] There's no one to talk to or I'm with.

[01:07:41] There's no custody.

[01:07:42] No, these are strange obedience men.

[01:07:46] How is your weird thing with such pride?

[01:07:51] It's cock.

[01:07:55] I'll swap my weapon.

[01:08:06] I hit one several seconds before they kicked that door open.

[01:08:14] I can't believe chief keep is dead bro.

[01:09:10] go

[01:09:40] We have one dead suspect here.

[01:09:56] Commands to de-platoon, oversight confirms control.

[01:10:00] Procedural violation logged, oversight is monitoring for any patterns of behavior.

[01:10:05] maintain your ROE

[01:10:15] Guys what is Sosa

[01:10:26] It's Sammy Sosa legendary steroids man from the MLB

[01:11:05] We're gonna get you out of here.

[01:11:12] We have a civilian in custody and ready to transport.

[01:11:25] I almost opened up. Oh my god. It's like the game knows. Knows when I want to be lazy,

[01:11:55] If you say one more word, I will execute you.

[01:12:21] I heard a guy kick a door.

[01:12:25] Motherfuckers rhyme in the same words more than American terrorists.

[01:12:33] Okay, but

[01:12:37] has anyone else in the history of the world ever come to the conclusion that they be hiding stuff in books?

[01:12:48] They be hiding stuff in books.

[01:12:51] They be hiding stuff in book. Think about that. Think about that.

[01:13:02] They do be doing that. No, they will just make books free to read and learn from.

[01:13:09] But the idea that it's a conspiracy and they're hiding knowledge in books from you...

[01:13:15] You

[01:13:19] It's so fucking

[01:13:36] People cut out pages and hide shit in them at moon moon do this guy's coping harder than a Kanye fan right now

[01:13:42] Dude, but the beats are really good

[01:13:45] But the lyrics, bro

[01:13:51] The lyrics dude graduation dude, I'm gonna do my Kanye a bit again by the way

[01:13:57] So sorry any Kanye fans

[01:14:00] As you guys know I'm a documented to the haters since 2016 of Connie's music

[01:14:06] I was one of the first 100 people to purchase his $200 plain white t-shirt

[01:14:11] I did not buy any

[01:14:13] God, where were those the sack cloth shoes that they came out with that were super expensive?

[01:14:19] The people were wearing for a bit

[01:14:22] Yeezy's dude

[01:14:24] Dude literally shoes for fucking medieval peasants to get to muck around in their shitty fucking grainfield

[01:14:36] Dude, it was literally plastic a bag chic

[01:14:39] You're wearing Yeezy's right now. Yeah, I'd like they're probably okay house slippers, bro

[01:14:46] I'm not gonna lie about like why would I spend $5,000 on a berry?

[01:14:52] Do you still have that shirt so this is what this is what I I

[01:14:57] Could say yes

[01:14:58] Right and then after stream go to Walmart get a plain white t-shirt

[01:15:02] This guy literally would not be able to tell a difference tomorrow when I put that shit on dude

[01:15:06] Everybody is smoked.

[01:15:13] Yes I would.

[01:15:15] Oh.

[01:15:16] Not bad.

[01:15:18] Me, me, me, me.

[01:15:20] Uh oh.

[01:15:21] Oh my god.

[01:15:24] Get down on your knees!

[01:15:26] Hello everyone, I'm here.

[01:15:28] You've worn a plain white t-shirt.

[01:15:35] um yeah i used to wear them on stream dude

[01:15:42] i think that was like dark and darker attire damn

[01:15:48] put your hands up remember to check taryon yeah that's a good call out by the way don't

[01:15:54] Don't forget to check Tarion, dude.

[01:16:03] I'm actually about to check that shit's so fucking hard right now.

[01:16:16] Correct.

[01:16:17] I couldn't even check it!

[01:16:34] The imp got him again.

[01:16:38] I mean are we gonna talk about the way that guy actually lifted his legs like to his hip?

[01:16:44] literally his his foot was level with his hip as he headed that corner bro to

[01:16:48] squeezing that fucking corner we talk about that it's not caught that guy

[01:16:52] doesn't do yoga dude he's a fucking terrorist man it's the time for yoga

[01:16:57] this guy's learning about like the grain in the TV set down the white noise dude

[01:17:02] I think he's doing yoga hell no he's popping percussets and staring off into

[01:17:07] space like a fucking

[01:17:14] This is Todd.

[01:17:16] Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?

[01:17:19] I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.

[01:17:21] Go on.

[01:17:22] Like someone's parents from the early 2000s with their opioid addiction.

[01:17:27] Did you really want me to finish that?

[01:17:29] We have one contact.

[01:17:30] We have one contact with Todd.

[01:17:33] I'm catching this.

[01:17:35] Hey!

[01:17:36] We want to get out of here!

[01:17:38] We want to get out of here!

[01:17:40] We want to get out of here!

[01:17:42] That was cool.

[01:18:05] I love violence.

[01:18:07] That was awesome.

[01:18:15] Am I still playing this game?

[01:18:17] Oh, you know.

[01:18:19] Just calm down

[01:18:28] Show me everything for seven

[01:18:30] Entry team talk reporting active link the straight verified maintain field readiness

[01:18:38] The edges love so

[01:18:49] Dude, how are you still on this game?

[01:18:53] I've already done the dailies in three of my gotcha games, dude.

[01:18:57] Oh my god.

[01:18:58] I'm just gonna restart if I'm being honest.

[01:19:03] Nah, we're good, we're good.

[01:19:09] Maybe.

[01:19:10] Yeah, come over here.

[01:19:17] You can beat Clash of Claims before I beat this.

[01:19:32] That's all.

[01:19:35] You beat Clash of Clans before I beat this?

[01:19:39] That's awesome dude, I've never played that game.

[01:19:48] You like COC, you like COC?

[01:19:55] You COC guy dude?

[01:19:58] It's really long.

[01:19:59] Oh, so that's like the joke.

[01:20:00] The joke is that he beat a game that's super long before I beat the game.

[01:20:04] level.

[01:20:34] But howdy, Jesse! It's the Faithful Sheriff! Nice to meet you!

[01:20:46] Annie wanted me to get a hold of you. She said you've been struggling to play a game

[01:20:51] called Ready or Not. Been struggling to get past one of the hardest levels. Well, I'm

[01:20:56] here to tell you something. It's okay to suck at games. It's okay to not be as good

[01:21:02] as me. I think you just gotta realize that you're just getting fatter and

[01:21:08] balder and that's correlated to how good you are at games. You lack of dexterity

[01:21:14] in your hands and eye coordination. It's just not there anymore. You really need

[01:21:19] to just put the mouse and keyboard away, put the controller down, step away. Maybe

[01:21:24] think about taking up a new hobby like hunting or fishing or crocheting. You can

[01:21:31] learn to crochet yourself a nice cozy blanket to wrap in yourself up and go

[01:21:36] watch those Twilight movies. Get yourself a nice box of Kleenex because I know

[01:21:40] you're gonna cry. Just like I'm sure you cry yourself to sleep knowing how much

[01:21:43] you suck at video games. But hey, it's okay. God loves you. And I do too. Cheer up.

[01:21:50] It's just natural to get bothered and fatter, but not as much as you're getting.

[01:21:54] So maybe you should look into that. But anyways, have yourself a great day. God

[01:21:58] Godspeed.

[01:22:12] Is that why he's still playing this three hours later?

[01:22:18] Did you actually low mouth, bro?

[01:22:22] I think we gotta get a running start here.

[01:22:28] I got a little crush in my chat asking me to rap about LSF.

[01:22:50] Why you awake dog?

[01:22:51] Is past your bed time. Oh, roasted and ratio

[01:22:57] w

[01:22:58] creamer

[01:23:01] ww

[01:23:03] Who was there was there drama today? I love drama drama is my favorite thing to talk about

[01:23:12] Ooh, do tell do tell your drama in chat, please

[01:23:17] please. Serve the tea, girl.

[01:23:24] Does that kill me?

[01:23:28] Oh my...

[01:23:32] Oh shit!

[01:23:36] Wait.

[01:23:38] Oh my god, there wasn't one.

[01:23:42] OH YEAH!

[01:23:45] Wait a second.

[01:23:48] No fucking way dude.

[01:23:51] No fucking way. Hold on.

[01:23:55] OOOHLY FUCK! There's no way dude!

[01:23:59] No way!

[01:24:00] OH FUCK DUDE!

[01:24:12] you

[01:24:42] you

[01:25:12] you

[01:25:42] you

[01:26:12] you

[01:26:42] you

[01:27:12] Please don't die to him.

[01:27:26] No can do, chatter.

[01:27:27] You're guessing no council meeting today on max?

[01:27:35] I'm not.

[01:27:37] I will never stream GTA roleplay again.

[01:27:40] Never.

[01:27:42] Never.

[01:27:46] Yo, I'm back.

[01:27:54] I'm back.

[01:27:59] How are the two pale looking?

[01:28:01] Clean, dude!

[01:28:07] I'll be back.

[01:28:14] Hello?

[01:28:21] My wife asked how old you were.

[01:28:34] 36, you said that's sad.

[01:28:40] Put that fat bitch on the keyboard.

[01:29:04] She doesn't want to talk to me, probably can't move her hands to type on the keyboard.

[01:29:34] Can't get up.

[01:30:04] There's so many traps.

[01:30:23] Call at the trap house.

[01:30:35] Call at the trap house too.

[01:30:53] Bye.

[01:31:23] I

[01:31:33] Don't know man

[01:32:23] You.

[01:32:25] Ah!

[01:32:27] Ah, it's a band captain. Ready for trailers.

[01:32:30] Do you think my camera's still dead?

[01:33:23] of

[01:33:33] the

[01:33:36] of

[01:33:37] the

[01:33:39] of

[01:33:41] the

[01:33:43] of

[01:33:45] the

[01:33:47] of

[01:33:49] the

[01:33:51] Dude shut up.

[01:34:03] Disarming.

[01:34:08] I'm hearing some shuffle.

[01:34:16] Spotted

[01:34:46] Oh, my gosh, you pretty cool.

[01:34:55] Not whining, dude. Jesus.

[01:34:59] Alright.

[01:35:16] I don't know how to flash that guy.

[01:35:41] It sounds like there could be a guy in Tyrion right now.

[01:36:37] come out slowly come out now

[01:37:03] It's a boot call.

[01:37:05] I am...

[01:37:10] You're what? A terrorist?

[01:37:12] I know.

[01:37:14] No chain of custody.

[01:37:16] I know these are chains of obedience.

[01:37:19] And who else you wear those such prideful?

[01:37:28] Shut up, bitch. I know it.

[01:37:30] They're advanced thugs.

[01:38:00] of

[01:38:07] death

[01:38:10] of

[01:38:15] death

[01:38:20] of

[01:38:25] death

[01:38:59] another right from the hallway, we're gonna go through here again

[01:39:06] tomorrow is gone

[01:39:10] fuck

[01:39:14] you get chills when janks and echo dance in arcane season 2

[01:39:21] I got a hypothermia dude

[01:39:24] The show was so bussing. I loved that Zombo comics or something right guys for sub bound

[01:39:41] Like one

[01:39:54] I'm surprised they haven't cut the speed.

[01:39:56] We can get eyes on the building for Peter.

[01:39:58] Someone keyed a venture? Thanks for 7th.

[01:40:24] attempt attempt 206 is that real no we just started moron

[01:40:54] I can't believe he actually thought we were at 206, that's crazy.

[01:40:57] Haha, lol.

[01:40:59] Skull emoji?

[01:41:04] Is that actually a temp 206 in quotes double skull emoji?

[01:41:24] come on

[01:41:30] got one C armor

[01:41:38] come on, the suspect is down

[01:41:54] There are men above us.

[01:42:21] Curiouser and Curiouser.

[01:42:51] You're getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the space by securing it and establishing your own level.

[01:43:02] The enemy's here with you, Cheddar. I'll cut them all and you'll be free.

[01:43:06] Come with us.

[01:43:21] Always check the terrain corner.

[01:43:51] I'm not sure what this is.

[01:43:58] This can't be terminated.

[01:44:02] You fill your small bus through history.

[01:44:10] Hmm.

[01:44:11] And now we're making mob politics for some of...

[01:44:18] We flashed one game, we got 420, 0-0 exactly dude, holy moly dude.

[01:44:25] Fire, meow, meow, meow.

[01:44:28] I think there's something special on attempt number 420.

[01:44:32] Maybe I'm spitting weed.

[01:44:48] Yeah

[01:44:59] Yeah, some weed maybe I want to hit my dad

[01:45:18] Damn, he's good.

[01:45:27] Damn, he's good.

[01:45:35] Mew mew mew mew

[01:45:39] Snipes, thanks for seven. Thanks for seven things for seven

[01:45:46] Hmm

[01:45:57] Starros Akamari, thanks for seven

[01:46:01] That's a that's an elder scrolls reference guys

[01:46:05] Okay.

[01:46:07] Command.

[01:46:08] Jadi platoon....

[01:46:10] How did they leave their CCTV's unattended?

[01:46:12] Surprised they haven't cut the feed.

[01:46:14] They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.

[01:46:17] They're no longer hiding but watching us.

[01:46:18] We are lost.

[01:46:22] Contact!

[01:46:23] We are lost!

[01:46:24] Enemy across!

[01:46:26] Alright.

[01:46:27] Oh no.

[01:46:31] Push up a main sortie squad, move one,

[01:46:35] all right m&m you're going downtown

[01:46:47] I'm not saying shit to you!

[01:46:50] We need to talk. Stop acting custody.

[01:46:53] This is Toc. With 5-0 on overwatch.

[01:46:56] Detainment confirmed. Maintain chain of custody for review.

[01:47:00] I'm not here to review you.

[01:47:03] They were right behind me.

[01:47:05] Entry team, Toc. We are civilian in custody and ready to transport.

[01:47:09] Entry team, Toc reporting, action play.

[01:47:12] Detainment logged. Receive the next checkpoint.

[01:47:15] Oh, he's Elon-ing. Holy moly.

[01:47:45] I heard you big man.

[01:48:45] of

[01:49:03] No number my fix for so

[01:49:25] Shroud already bit the solar first try at Moon Moon?

[01:49:32] Oh man.

[01:49:35] Funny!

[01:49:39] He he he.

[01:49:41] He he he he he.

[01:49:44] Oh.

[01:49:45] Oh.

[01:49:46] What?

[01:49:47] What?

[01:49:48] What?

[01:49:49] Come on.

[01:49:50] I've been leaving the cctv.

[01:49:53] Thanks for something.

[01:49:55] Surprise they haven't cut the speed, to watch the watchers.

[01:50:07] You should see the speedrun.

[01:50:37] Watch. Subject restrained and compliant. We'll await confirmation from five to come ahead.

[01:50:43] You hear the laugh of your son, don't lie. No.

[01:50:46] I'm just trying to do the...

[01:50:48] I'm trying to do a laugh that I think like the absolute dumbest motherfucker would like to do.

[01:50:52] You know what I mean?

[01:50:53] I'm trying to think of someone who would, who is hearing the world's stupid,

[01:50:58] is stupidest, lamest joke, and is also the dumbest person alive.

[01:51:03] And like, I'm trying to do that laugh, you know what I mean?

[01:51:07] Like that guy from uh, old car changers, like...

[01:51:19] The one who really wants to pet Bugs Bunny, but he's like really dumb, like that laugh.

[01:51:30] Oh, hey doors!

[01:51:45] Bug 2?

[01:51:46] Bunny!

[01:51:47] Bunny!

[01:51:48] Yeah, the big chungus guy.

[01:52:00] Yeah, oh boy George

[01:52:08] Aren't you bored of the music? No, it's really good

[01:52:17] Actually really like the level on this part of the man

[01:52:23] I like the music on his level

[01:52:30] It's not a competition, Frank.

[01:52:42] Hello.

[01:52:49] Hello.

[01:52:54] of

[01:53:01] death

[01:53:04] of

[01:53:09] death

[01:53:14] of

[01:53:19] death

[01:53:21] you're going to jail look at all this blood on you do not

[01:53:51] It's all haunted guys. It's an auto piano. It's like, you know, like auto doors from

[01:54:01] Rimworld, the ones that open when you walk into them.

[01:54:36] 3, 2, 1...

[01:54:45] 3, 2, 1...

[01:54:54] of

[01:55:08] We've got a dead suspect here.

[01:55:33] The phrase is like seeing integrity.

[01:55:36] Such clean words, for such beautiful ruination.

[01:55:41] The chaos you breathe.

[01:55:49] Control is a state of mind, Judge.

[01:55:53] You only lost what was never yours.

[01:55:59] He saw me through the crack in the door, by the way.

[01:56:01] I want to see that. I want to see that in instant replay mode.

[01:56:08] I wish I could see it from this menu right here, View Replay.

[01:56:16] I'm going Replay-O mode.

[01:56:21] Me-me-me-me-me-me-Xbox.

[01:56:27] Yeah, looks like he's in pajamas, dude.

[01:56:29] Loser!

[01:56:34] Okay.

[01:56:37] Okay.

[01:56:38] There we go.

[01:56:44] Uh-huh.

[01:56:46] Waterview?

[01:56:47] He did not see me through the crack in the door.

[01:57:01] He was just posted up and I walked out.

[01:57:04] I should have closed the door and then wanded.

[01:57:06] Noob!

[01:57:07] Noobie!

[01:57:08] Noob!

[01:57:09] Noob!

[01:57:10] Noob!

[01:57:11] Noob!

[01:57:12] Noob!

[01:57:13] Noob!

[01:57:14] Rückenburg next to him.

[01:57:15] He heard you.

[01:57:16] Yeah man, I'm sure that's what happened.

[01:57:18] I mean, it's reasonable to assume he did hear me because I did execute someone one room

[01:57:23] over with a Desert Eagle.

[01:57:26] Uh, yeah.

[01:57:34] Dude.

[01:57:36] Dude!

[01:57:45] Gallowed my long mousepad, holy fuck, isn't our old mousepads do the shows like a rectangle?

[01:57:53] Lame!

[01:57:55] Stupid!

[01:57:58] Ruchenberg needs for 100 months in MacDavish and re-analyses for 7.

[01:58:02] 3.2 dpi so I have a small mousepad

[01:58:32] Hey, can you unlock the door? Thank you.

[01:58:57] You ever have one of those mouse pads with the titty wrist rest?

[01:59:00] Yeah, the Ergo mousepad, dude. I don't know if that should help, by the way.

[01:59:10] But maybe.

[01:59:30] I think the fastest I ever typed was on an ergonomic keyboard.

[01:59:55] Weird. Weirdly enough. Weird.

[02:00:13] Hey do you mind? Thank you.

[02:00:25] Surely there's no bad guys in there.

[02:00:35] I really gotta- I gotta close this door for later.

[02:00:58] Burner Neal! Burner Neal!

[02:01:05] the fucking MVG spoke my shot up

[02:01:19] whoops

[02:01:53] The bonus will call us on the Sylvester. Listen, Carl.

[02:01:58] Come on, look forward it. And continue the push.

[02:02:06] Extracea in the car. Suspect is down. Requesting 10s.

[02:02:09] That's on copy-saw.

[02:02:11] Please, Earth. You're the only one who sees what we're like to hide here.

[02:02:16] I'm really happy to know.

[02:02:18] I'm trapped in purgatory.

[02:02:24] I heard you.

[02:02:29] Where far, thou wanderer?

[02:02:36] I fucking miss!

[02:02:46] I fucking miss!

[02:02:57] Tomorrow is gone

[02:03:01] No, but slaini makes for seven

[02:03:08] Riding too much on the bang yeah meanwhile

[02:03:10] I actually peaked check like every single guy up until that point

[02:03:15] Literally raw peaked without the flashbang killed them with my dude relying too much on the flash dude

[02:03:21] How about this how about I wish your parents have relied on fucking condoms, dude

[02:03:25] how about that well Marry sings herself

[02:03:37] same one joke it's okay because if I only if I make it once every week it's

[02:03:41] still good

[02:04:25] I don't have a guess to tell, but I popped my collar today.

[02:04:30] Now ever since I can remember I've been popping my collar, popping, popping my collar, popping,

[02:04:36] popping my collar now ever since I can remember I've been working these hoes.

[02:04:45] We got some bad men right here, I think.

[02:05:15] Get your hands off the truck, you son of a gun!

[02:05:18] Get down!

[02:05:22] Move there.

[02:05:28] Battle!

[02:05:36] Stay down and turn around.

[02:05:45] Leave it there. We got a suspect here ready for escort.

[02:05:48] Come on, slowly!

[02:05:52] Leave the area. Officers are outside. Go to the exit. Stay quiet and stay low.

[02:05:57] You got this, ma'am.

[02:06:01] I'll tell you who they're not. Point bad.

[02:06:09] Well, well, well.

[02:06:15] the

[02:06:32] hello

[02:06:37] your cat said hey

[02:06:39] and I was like hey

[02:06:42] What's going on?

[02:07:05] I think they're coming behind us.

[02:07:07] Officers are waiting outside.

[02:07:09] Dude, you're fine. There's definitely not a guy running behind you right now.

[02:08:07] Third man, dude, third man! Third man, something!

[02:08:18] Third good man.

[02:08:23] That guy shot me...

[02:08:28] At first, the first guy that I killed shot me through the window,

[02:08:31] through that middle office, through another window.

[02:08:33] He shot me through two windows because he was in the other hallway.

[02:08:37] He played a Republic Commando before, and they Red Queen Lex 99 picks for 7.

[02:08:44] Mmm!

[02:08:45] Tell the sweat drops down my bald bald.

[02:08:50] All these bitches crawl.

[02:08:53] This is Togg under 5 c-

[02:08:55] Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?

[02:08:58] I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.

[02:09:00] Cameras are still active.

[02:09:02] We were likely being watched upon entry.

[02:09:06] Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, mother fucker!

[02:09:22] Have you tried a shield around yet?

[02:09:28] The shields don't aren't invulnerable by the way eventually the glass on them just breaks and then they shoot you through the fucking hole

[02:09:36] It's it's good for like

[02:09:39] Well, like 30 like 60 bullets, maybe if two guys are shooting at your show at the same time, it's probably gonna break

[02:10:00] You can't drop the shield

[02:10:02] I'm just saying that it

[02:10:04] It's good for one encounter it feels like

[02:10:09] Do you think the ammo refill will do a parent maybe

[02:10:15] But I'd rather use the one because if I'm using the one properly I can ambush pretty much everybody

[02:10:23] Ambush a misery

[02:10:34] Ambush!

[02:10:40] The Viscary!

[02:10:45] Dude, stop whining!

[02:10:56] No one plays Hearthstone?

[02:11:10] Um, actually it's from World of Warcraft.

[02:11:19] It's what the road does.

[02:11:24] fucking idiot. We're gonna check one more time. Pretty sure they have a move.

[02:11:54] You don't replay of that what sort of replay I know he's most of the time there's one or two guys in that room, right?

[02:12:16] I Missed my shot on the second guy very unfortunate deed

[02:12:23] I also caught myself in my flashbang, so I had to limp up to the door

[02:12:27] Lost a valuable second

[02:12:32] What do you do what do they do if you walk the laser can you wait for them to walk to you? Yeah, you know

[02:12:40] You know honestly, maybe I should have

[02:12:46] I'm surprised they haven't cut the speed.

[02:12:48] All three of those guys will come out.

[02:12:49] That would have been weird though getting them all.

[02:13:13] Gotta hit those bros.

[02:13:16] God fucking hit the something normally this was what I got it

[02:13:25] You kill them now yeah, I also got shot in the first room

[02:13:32] Not no bueno, is it the solo mission? Yeah

[02:13:40] Yep

[02:13:42] Get eyes on the building from here. There's a guy

[02:14:12] of

[02:14:29] the

[02:14:41] Do you see it?

[02:14:49] It's for fun, Luce.

[02:15:11] Suspect is watching and hijacking our comms. That was still something that was in the way.

[02:15:16] We're running out of the water, hold on. Can you just find the suspicious spot?

[02:15:21] Name it sideways.

[02:15:24] Yeah, I'll do that guys. Good combo. Good combo. I enjoyed it.

[02:15:29] My favorite part is when you said the really dumb shit about using the laser.

[02:15:41] Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew

[02:15:58] Get up!

[02:16:09] Get down!

[02:16:10] Come on! Get up! Come on! Get down with the sickness!

[02:16:15] Oh, look at that! Holy brutality!

[02:16:17] Just try the wedges. Bleach.

[02:16:27] Elephant at the top. Suspect is deceived.

[02:16:35] I was giving you a helpful advice. Oh, sorry.

[02:16:39] sorry I'll stop I'll stop doing what I'm doing and then we will do what you want

[02:16:45] to do that's my bad

[02:16:51] my B my B

[02:16:58] gotta hit those I actually don't know how many bullets I have by the way

[02:17:09] Two.

[02:17:16] Okay, I was always right, like, the consumer.

[02:17:19] Yeah, I was just gonna consume six dollars a gallon, bitch.

[02:17:30] Meow, meow, meow.

[02:17:34] Come, Sumer.

[02:17:35] Hee hee hee.

[02:17:37] Almost there.

[02:17:38] Well, that's cool. Alright, let's see what we can do. Let's see what we can do.

[02:17:43] Six might be enough.

[02:18:08] Where did that flash happen?

[02:18:14] I think above us.

[02:18:15] Leave the talk.

[02:18:16] Suspect is deceased, requesting trailers.

[02:18:17] We're going to make space for what's coming.

[02:18:18] Every gift to this point was an obstacle in our way.

[02:18:19] Where are you?

[02:18:20] I'm here.

[02:18:21] I'm here.

[02:18:22] I'm here.

[02:18:23] I'm here.

[02:18:24] I'm here.

[02:18:25] Every gift to this point was an obstacle in our way.

[02:18:37] Where are you, dude?

[02:19:25] You can't fucking see that shit.

[02:19:31] He's behind the plant, the gun flash reflected off of the wall.

[02:19:39] I think that chatter is probably correct, but I do want to see if he shot me through

[02:19:42] the wall.

[02:19:44] I do want to see if he shot me through the wall.

[02:19:45] I would love to see that.

[02:19:54] You don't need to make this game seem that difficult by the way.

[02:20:01] Flashes myself.

[02:20:08] Oh, I'm not blind.

[02:20:23] Where the whole ass squad here, bros?

[02:20:28] How daaamn.

[02:20:30] So I have no idea why he's doing this alone.

[02:20:46] Just redo stuff and have a squad.

[02:20:47] Oh, sure.

[02:20:48] I could just have a squad.

[02:20:49] Wait, what?

[02:20:50] Wait, is that real?

[02:20:51] Can you guys do that?

[02:21:01] Use the replay to see the spawns idiot.

[02:21:03] I thought he got beat six for something for the Bezos bucks.

[02:21:15] We did indeed get shot by a guy standing out in the open.

[02:21:18] Hehehehehee heee

[02:21:21] Hehehehee

[02:21:26] Have you considered the other throwable since you're running the flash launcher?

[02:21:29] I'm noticing a lot of at-moon-moons and a lot of questions.

[02:21:32] Let's cut down on both of those. Preferably to zero.

[02:21:36] The build actually is- I appreciate that.

[02:21:42] Ehhhh

[02:21:45] Wee

[02:21:48] What's for dinner? I had garlic chicken dude.

[02:22:03] Homemade? Oh yeah. Definitely made that.

[02:22:18] I will kill you good work tanking that one bullet though that was sick

[02:22:33] Have you considered engaging your hippocampus and learning at Moonville's question mark?

[02:22:53] I'm never going to use a flash in that room by the way, so if that happens, it happens boys.

[02:23:02] Are you gay?

[02:23:03] Yes. In fact, I'm gonna solidify that effect.

[02:23:17] Gaycat! Gaycat! Gaycat! Gaycat! Gaycat! Gaycat!

[02:23:23] Gaycat!

[02:23:24] I

[02:23:31] think

[02:23:34] he's not

[02:23:38] I

[02:23:40] think

[02:23:42] he's not

[02:23:45] I

[02:23:48] think

[02:23:51] Brian, thanks for something.

[02:24:01] Son of a bitch!

[02:24:10] Looking sharp vanilla, man.

[02:24:16] What is vanilla?

[02:24:21] the

[02:24:24] death of

[02:24:29] the

[02:24:33] death of

[02:24:37] death of

[02:24:42] death of

[02:24:47] We can survive along the road.

[02:24:50] And you can fight with the fish all the time.

[02:25:02] Bro, I heard someone stepping over there, bros.

[02:25:04] Bro.

[02:25:10] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[02:25:47] Why did you just give up?

[02:25:54] Officer's around the side.

[02:26:01] Come on.

[02:26:08] That's a fucking trap!

[02:26:10] That's an insta kill trap!

[02:26:15] Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

[02:26:18] Wee!

[02:26:21] Oh!

[02:26:24] Oh!

[02:26:26] Oh!

[02:26:29] Oh!

[02:26:32] Oh!

[02:26:35] What is Tim's?

[02:26:56] Testicle emergency man suck

[02:27:26] I forgot how many bullets I got up.

[02:27:52] He's moving.

[02:28:12] He's free camping dude, stop.

[02:28:17] It's not epic.

[02:28:47] Who's on the piano? Christ.

[02:29:10] Alright, we've used quite a few flashbangs, which is unfortunate, but what can you do?

[02:29:16] You've used five.

[02:29:17] Doc, it's five.

[02:29:18] There's a deep let's go.

[02:29:19] Interpreters are getting stronger.

[02:29:20] You may be getting closer to the seats.

[02:29:22] Permit us to try securing it and establishing your soul.

[02:29:26] This is final.

[02:29:30] Release, safety, solitude.

[02:29:33] It's another new message, George.

[02:29:36] You're here with us now.

[02:29:43] I heard you, buddy.

[02:29:46] Bitch...

[02:30:05] You have to hit that!

[02:30:08] First of all, your objective's to fail.

[02:30:12] You have to hit that.

[02:30:16] Bro, I hit the guy that was further away, I hit the harder shot, dude!

[02:30:21] Can't hit the guy directly next to me, dude.

[02:30:25] That's so sad.

[02:30:26] So fucking sad, dude.

[02:30:30] 6 for 7? Fuckin' Mark the first guy!

[02:30:44] How come, uh, how come Ninjas never invented a way to do a jutsu that gives you, uh, unlimited food?

[02:30:50] Hmm?

[02:30:51] I never watched a rundown.

[02:31:00] What?

[02:31:27] It's called the infinite food jutsu.

[02:31:32] Yeah, I don't believe it.

[02:31:34] It's not weak.

[02:31:42] Why not infinite money jutsu?

[02:31:46] Listen here, Revenette.

[02:31:57] Don't count this one. Executive decision.

[02:32:05] Fuck you, doubters.

[02:32:09] Oh

[02:32:24] They counted it

[02:32:39] We have one contact. We have one contact in the park.

[02:32:44] I can't see anything. I don't know.

[02:32:46] Get out of here! Get out of here!

[02:32:48] Get out of here! Get out of here!

[02:32:50] Get out of here! Get out of here!

[02:32:56] Command, this is Eva Jones.

[02:32:58] Oversight speed is live.

[02:33:00] Deceased post-engagement.

[02:33:02] Try to maintain operational discipline.

[02:33:05] Million gifted? Dude, is that Mr. Beast?

[02:33:08] Mr. Beast? Mr. Beast?

[02:33:16] I call him Mr. B. Or Jimmy B.

[02:33:38] Okay, sure. I'll take that. Just give it to me, dude. What can you do? If I had my flash

[02:33:49] out, we're totally good there. The number of times I have been shot through that particular

[02:33:58] hallway is so small that I'd rather just go with my D.G.E.L. rip, because I gotta wind

[02:34:05] for the shots on the guys in the middle office anyway because there's usually a guy in the middle

[02:34:09] office.

[02:34:16] His nearing thanks for sub-baw.

[02:34:21] Get some AIM Labs big chief. The joke is because I died in the FPS game. Nice.

[02:34:35] They haven't cut the feet the system's still running. You can lift it on

[02:34:50] Surrender

[02:35:05] Proceed to next checkpoint proceed to next these guts

[02:35:20] Why did they leave the CC to be on the table they don't need it

[02:35:25] They don't fucking need that shit, bro. It's John Terrorism.

[02:35:48] Did not check her trap.

[02:35:50] Don't terrorism does not need security cameras to see his victim

[02:35:57] Hey man, don't open the door, okay?

[02:36:16] There's an explosive.

[02:36:17] There's an improvised explosive.

[02:36:20] Can you fucking...

[02:36:21] So, put up a chunk.

[02:36:34] Shut up, stormy from sea labs, from sea labs, although there were multiple labs.

[02:36:44] And then I'm here to see, just that is where you'll find me, underneath the sea lab, underneath

[02:36:58] the water.

[02:37:05] Sea lab, underneath the, okay.

[02:37:10] Hey, that's a... that's a leaf.

[02:37:17] I can't see. Lab.

[02:37:19] Underneath the water...

[02:37:39] See you later!

[02:37:46] You may be getting closer to the state's smiths by securing it and establishing it's own final...

[02:37:56] ...fair exchange. You only work in the field for...

[02:38:01] ...the message of the rest.

[02:38:07] Gee, I sure hope I have bullets. I do.

[02:38:16] I don't like that, I don't like that one bit.

[02:38:42] Underneath the water I should rewatch celeb I should rewatch aqua team holy bully oh he's

[02:38:59] posted up fellas. Aquatine did not age well. Nah, it did. It did.

[02:39:15] Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

[02:39:33] What's the plan?

[02:39:38] Dude, the episode where the trees start ripping the skin off of humans to use the skin parchment,

[02:39:47] dude.

[02:39:48] That's like season two, brother.

[02:39:51] Hello?

[02:39:52] The Hell Sandwich, bro?

[02:39:55] That's like season two, brother.

[02:40:00] I will say the ones I don't like are the...

[02:40:04] I'm not like the biggest fan of the moon, mooninites, I don't like the mooninites.

[02:40:13] Not that bug.

[02:40:16] That guy flipped me off a mooninite dude.

[02:40:29] You like the giant spider with the diaper?

[02:40:33] Died by MCP pants?

[02:40:35] Yeah, that's an L-class ego right there, for sure.

[02:40:42] That still brings joy to my heart.

[02:40:47] Ah!

[02:40:50] AHHHHH!

[02:40:59] I can't eat! Bubblegum and TANFEE!

[02:41:08] 6, 1, 2, 4, Feb, 6, 1, 2, 4, Feb!

[02:41:19] That guy was in Tyrion by the way, no, Tyrion's right there.

[02:41:34] Sweats visibly.

[02:41:35] Aha!

[02:41:36] I

[02:41:49] Went through all this trouble for what

[02:41:55] Who's talking to you

[02:42:03] There's a guy above me

[02:42:06] The episode where Carl takes out a Zempik and it's just tapeworms?

[02:42:15] Yeah.

[02:42:16] Yeah.

[02:42:17] I don't know how you could say it, but Awkwardty did not age well.

[02:42:24] Is it because there's a character who says the word Rape in one episode?

[02:42:28] Does that trigger you, Snowflake?

[02:42:31] Did the cartoon dog trigger you, Lib?

[02:42:56] Oh no.

[02:42:58] Wait, I didn't check the door.

[02:43:02] Oh, we didn't have to.

[02:43:04] Six! One, two!

[02:43:07] Warp Avenue!

[02:43:16] They didn't like black shake either.

[02:43:24] I forgot about black shake.

[02:43:27] I feel like Frylock did the heavy lifting there, calling him out on that episode, though.

[02:43:37] Is it really my place?

[02:43:43] Any...

[02:43:48] Oh.

[02:43:51] Or the Drizzle dude?

[02:43:54] Do you guys remember the drizzle?

[02:43:57] guys remember the

[02:44:00] The episode where me wanted joins the army and the recruit shake and then shake says let's see them try to take me like this

[02:44:07] And the opposite of that shotgun and blows his fucking brains out

[02:44:11] That's more relevant than ever

[02:44:24] And then they take him anyway because they put him back together and he's like a little fuckin' ghoul.

[02:44:29] Classic!

[02:44:37] How Classico!

[02:44:41] Every day I buy and sell people like you, Master, take every sold meatwad to the circus!

[02:44:54] Do I have a plan second man I think we go back to the other door there

[02:45:24] I

[02:45:34] Too busy thing about aqua team do they give me strength bro. They give me fucking strength

[02:45:43] Varian MB they express of it wasn't that beverage. Oh, I got some coffee his coffee and a wee bit of quima

[02:45:50] Do you like Squidbillies? I think Squidbillies grew on me. They grew on me. I didn't really like it at first.

[02:45:57] I will say there's a lot of episodes that aren't that funny.

[02:46:06] But I like some of the characters. I like the Sheriff a lot from Squidbillies.

[02:46:12] I like Dan Halem a lot.

[02:46:20] Oh, oh!

[02:46:37] Oh!

[02:46:39] Thoughts on Space Ghosts?

[02:46:42] Dude, as a kid, I'd seen Space Ghosts like the cartoon,

[02:46:46] cause they would play like old ass cartoons during the day.

[02:46:50] And then I remember I was like 9 or some shit and I saw Space Ghost Coast to Coast and I blew my fucking mind.

[02:46:57] I was like, what am I watching? What is this?

[02:47:07] Uh, I did not like Tim and Eric and I still, I still, I still don't think Tim and Eric's very funny.

[02:47:20] That said, I have not seen every episode of Tim and Eric.

[02:47:38] So it's possible there are some funny ones I just haven't seen yet.

[02:47:43] I like sports, sports is cool.

[02:47:48] It's just a song though.

[02:47:55] Sports!

[02:48:00] I like the one, uh...

[02:48:17] The old guy comes home and

[02:48:26] It's the spaghetti skin or whatever like it's to old people the old guy comes home from work is like what's for dinner and she like makes spaghetti or some shit

[02:48:33] It's just really fucking gross

[02:48:40] I don't know if that's Tim and Eric though

[02:48:43] Yeah spaghetti again that's the way

[02:48:47] Honestly, I mean it seems like the stuff from Tim and Eric I like is just the music that

[02:49:09] that they made my game my game volume is loud

[02:49:20] Please talk. We have a dead suspect here.

[02:49:36] Sports!

[02:49:41] Security trap!

[02:49:50] Docs, Spies, I'm in deep blue. Interpreters are getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the six-meters-by-securing it and establishing control as vital.

[02:50:05] We're not your enemy. We're guys. Signpost. Each one of you closer to us.

[02:50:20] Oh yeah, my legs are fucked up

[02:50:33] There are two guys back there

[02:50:50] I didn't really watch Super Jail.

[02:50:55] I watched a lot of Adult Swim, man, to be honest.

[02:50:58] Not Super Jail, though.

[02:50:59] Of course, Metal Lockalypse, it was okay.

[02:51:01] Fucking...

[02:51:02] I like 12 oz mouse.

[02:51:06] Um, I couldn't really remember.

[02:51:09] I couldn't tell you much about it.

[02:51:10] I just remember the time I liked it, I didn't mind it.

[02:51:14] Mr. Brothers is okay.

[02:51:21] Uh... Morel.

[02:51:24] I was like super high when I watched it all swim, so I didn't want to watch morel because it was just sad.

[02:51:44] I

[02:52:01] Definitely a bit big assy McGee fan. I mean I didn't mind that see me evil once again. I couldn't tell you

[02:52:06] I know he was a rogue cop and he spoke with Farris.

[02:52:24] That's all.

[02:52:26] I think your POTUS kind of lost his mind for it.

[02:52:36] Fuck you, I'm here to help out!

[02:52:38] I'm not going to hold. Can you confirm that the vehicle's gone?

[02:52:44] Elephant in the talk. We have one suspect in custody.

[02:52:48] Oh...

[02:52:53] Do something!

[02:52:54] Okay, okay. I got this.

[02:52:56] I hope our glorious king president lives a long and healthy life and I know

[02:53:26] he is mentally acute at the uh the the young young age of 83

[02:53:37] and I have no concerns or worries and I think he's doing a fantastic job

[02:53:44] Get up.

[02:53:51] That said, when I'm elected president, we're getting age limits on driving, okay?

[02:54:09] 16 plus

[02:54:11] You can evaluate it every month. All right, it's gonna make so many jobs so many jobs

[02:54:18] You fail three in a row

[02:54:20] Or you fail three of these. No, honestly, if you fail hard enough, you don't get a license. Yeah, what?

[02:54:29] Okay

[02:54:33] What else?

[02:54:35] 8th limit on Congress dude. 60? Just 60 for everything actually.

[02:54:47] Let's do 60 for everything. Let's chill. I can't tell if this is a guy. I don't think so.

[02:55:05] Oh my!

[02:55:12] You guys like that frag on that dude with my gun being held upside down?

[02:55:27] I had a dream last night that you ran me over with your truck. I acted chill about it and

[02:55:43] you up than I sued you for everything you had in one.

[02:55:48] Okay, kinda two-faced, but whatever.

[02:55:57] I take back that daff up I did in your dream.

[02:56:01] I'm taking a bag.

[02:56:07] Fuck you.

[02:56:43] Maybe stop coming to the murk, or idiot.

[02:57:09] Nice haircut, bro.

[02:57:26] Thank you.

[02:57:33] Where are you sitting next to the palm tree?

[02:57:53] Do you have your gun?

[02:57:55] Is it in your hands?

[02:57:57] I see your gun around the corner.

[02:58:00] are you tracking me through the wall come on out I've got my D-golds in

[02:58:09] oil if I look away you're gonna teleport because NPCs in this game fly

[02:58:21] around like cryptids, not being observed. Fuck you, you bitch.

[02:58:33] Oh, we got a lot of kills, that's good.

[02:58:53] Nino Burrito!

[02:58:54] We need to talk. Suspect is down.

[02:58:56] This is talk.

[02:58:58] You're oversight left.

[02:59:00] No one above you but us.

[02:59:02] We all fall so easily.

[02:59:05] But you...

[02:59:07] You're a silly one.

[02:59:10] All I can like for, boys.

[02:59:15] We've got to get Suspect here.

[02:59:17] I bet there's a guy, like, right there, by the way.

[02:59:27] Wait.

[02:59:29] So I heard a...

[02:59:32] civilian...

[02:59:34] over here, talking like she's not being held captive, okay?

[02:59:43] Which means, surely, it's chilling up for me to close this door, right fellas?

[02:59:51] Also, we just left ourselves way up over there.

[02:59:58] I'm going to speak with, like, I'm going to speak with, like, I'm going to speak with

[03:00:27] like a certain cryptic air of the like a freshman college student might do for

[03:00:38] like a poem or something yeah I'm where do we I'm where do we know stuff by the

[03:00:43] way the ashes of the fallen the ashes of the fallen

[03:00:54] We'll illuminate the future of humanity.

[03:00:59] Try a little bit harder, bro.

[03:01:04] A bit performative.

[03:01:07] It's a bit performative, dude.

[03:01:12] That's like Kaisen at after 15 minutes of popcorn reading with his friends.

[03:01:16] Performative, dude.

[03:01:19] All right, now I'm gonna have you guys put together a poem

[03:01:26] We're all gonna sit down and do a poem together

[03:01:33] There's great poetry with the bros dude

[03:01:49] You know who else used to write poetry with the bros, the Greeks?

[03:01:58] They were fucking each other, dude, dickin' ass!

[03:02:11] They're gonna say Hitler.

[03:02:14] Huh?

[03:02:19] Sounds like you were hoping I would say Hitler.

[03:02:26] There's a difference.

[03:02:32] Some guy in chat called me a Republican because I make fun of, like, the shitty, like,

[03:02:37] the shitty terrorist rhetoric in this game that's being spouted through talk, by the way.

[03:02:43] Isn't that what republicans think no

[03:02:56] They have a long to the green part of I smoke

[03:03:03] I think it would be a little critical of the chat GPT attempt on waxing philosophical without

[03:03:19] being a Republican.

[03:03:20] I'm sure you can compare that to a poorly written college student.

[03:03:28] You can do that.

[03:03:31] That's fair.

[03:03:32] I think that is a lady.

[03:03:44] Where are you?

[03:03:46] Is there a guy in that office staring at you, waiting for me to enter?

[03:03:52] Does he have an assault rifle?

[03:03:55] Is he gonna blow my brains out with two bullets?

[03:03:58] I found something. Laptop and a frequency emitter.

[03:04:01] Astral projection.

[03:04:03] Astral projection might be the device we're looking for.

[03:04:05] We'll upload the receiver logs and we'll be able to prevent detonation with a boost in frequency.

[03:04:19] Don't waste your bullets on me, I'm already...

[03:04:24] Gonna get shot in the corner by a voice up in the teary-head.

[03:04:40] Shut up!

[03:04:41] Sorry, I'm talking to the dog now you're late.

[03:04:46] There was a guy here one time by the way.

[03:04:54] open the door open the door open the door if I was a better player I would

[03:05:01] lure them into this room and set up but instead I think I'm going to ego

[03:05:05] challenge they bought that respondents in in in 40 milliseconds which is faster

[03:05:11] than any human being can consistently do by a lot I think I'll do that I said

[03:05:18] Is that chill?

[03:05:36] This guy is standing behind the podium by the way.

[03:05:43] Oh

[03:06:03] Not coming coward

[03:06:13] Hmm

[03:06:43] Remember to clean up your crime scene.

[03:06:57] I'm already a boy, she's all I get.

[03:07:03] And, dude, that's the same guy who made the song about having sex with dogs and stuff,

[03:07:08] dude.

[03:07:09] You know what I mean?

[03:07:11] Hey big man turning around a oh there's a trap you know it's funny if I peek this

[03:07:33] door to disarm this trap he has an angle I'm making kill me so that's cool

[03:07:37] I think I'll just ignore this room.

[03:07:42] There was a head behind the blue door.

[03:07:48] Bro, you're seeing shit, dawg.

[03:07:57] You're seeing shit, chunk.

[03:08:01] is my new word by the way. It means chubbyunk. Joke's on you. I'm back. Oh. Oh, someone forgot

[03:08:25] their Gucci bag. That shit expensive.

[03:08:35] You're already at the top of the fucking stairs. I'm checking Tyrion right now.

[03:08:46] There's no guy over there. Shut up! I don't think there's anyone above us.

[03:08:55] Which is weird. There could be a guy over there which is not weird but rather to be expected.

[03:09:04] I swear I do not think there's anyone above us right now.

[03:09:11] That coughing was a bit sus though.

[03:09:25] Why is George Washington doing that?

[03:09:34] I don't care if your rights are being violated.

[03:09:51] terrorists. They have a weird fascination with me in particular for some reason.

[03:10:03] I'm pretty sure there's a guy right there and he probably is gonna...

[03:10:21] Come on big man, open them doors.

[03:10:40] I'm getting pissed off.

[03:10:54] He went back in the fucking courtroom, dude.

[03:10:57] I kind of want to take these guys out.

[03:11:27] You hear that?

[03:11:31] These are the nether falls.

[03:11:32] They only say that when someone, like, pretty much right after someone dies.

[03:11:40] Ignore them and go up.

[03:11:43] Um, I don't want to do that because it would be very unfortunate to get caught clearing

[03:11:55] out the rest of this place because we do we are gonna go up top early.

[03:12:25] What's your name?

[03:12:32] Classic.

[03:12:33] Just hate everyone but the bad guys.

[03:12:40] We don't want it.

[03:12:45] Hold your eyes.

[03:12:51] So, he can't come through this door by the way, which is very nice.

[03:13:21] The question is, where is he shooting? Because I think it's right there.

[03:13:38] Why is Blood doing this?

[03:13:45] Why is Filthy Frank doing this?

[03:13:53] Bro, this guy's actually morale broken right now, by the way.

[03:14:07] What did he do?

[03:14:08] Did you see that?

[03:14:09] Do you see that where'd he go?

[03:14:20] Just open the door and clap on teleported behind you dude there's no way that guy's

[03:14:28] directly behind me right guys.

[03:14:34] uh guys he's right there

[03:14:55] well what's the plan?

[03:14:56] Well, I think we do go upstairs to ignore this guy.

[03:15:07] Surely he won't medigame that knowledge, though.

[03:15:19] Don't waste your time on me, I'm already gonna die when I go up these stairs.

[03:15:26] You guys wouldn't be entirely quiet when I sneak up with my black light, would you?

[03:15:55] ma'am don't be scared the point man has come for the

[03:16:08] do not

[03:16:12] do not be frightened

[03:16:16] POV you know who the point man is and he announces himself as he's climbing up the

[03:16:20] murder stairs. We might be chill, actually. We might be

[03:16:44] guy in one of the side bathrooms or whatever. And before someone has the nastiest fucking

[03:16:58] angle though dude.

[03:17:28] I

[03:17:58] They're very long and they're so cool.

[03:18:23] okay scary room one

[03:18:31] i'm not scared your way it's not scary i've got extra flashbangs

[03:18:44] I don't think there's anyone up here.

[03:19:09] got your ass

[03:19:26] Is that a baby's ovary?

[03:19:29] We're going to send the control.

[03:19:32] Thank you, Jesus.

[03:19:35] Angel King of Cuck, somebody is going to go bring back.

[03:19:39] Are you all deaf?

[03:19:41] Or do we hold you?

[03:19:44] And that's the most prized custody of all.

[03:19:47] It is.

[03:19:49] I think if there's anyone they're probably on the other side, so...

[03:20:04] Don't move, you're a gun.

[03:20:06] I'm already...

[03:20:08] I'm in the first time I got up here, I took cover behind this thing dude, it works.

[03:20:30] Hey, you guys don't tell me there's a bad guy around the corner, right?

[03:20:37] I

[03:20:56] Was checking

[03:21:07] Man, we have to go unlock the doors.

[03:21:11] Can you imagine getting all the way up here and then like...

[03:21:20] Dying on like the second floor or some shit?

[03:21:23] Oh, where's the door opened?

[03:21:25] It cannot go in here yet.

[03:21:40] Why is the fucking door open dude?

[03:21:45] Hello?

[03:21:46] I don't even want to get close to that door because he will blow up the place if I don't

[03:21:51] and act the detonator thingy

[03:22:12] we do have two easy kills though in that room

[03:22:19] and there he did what if this guy has a shot on me through the open door will he

[03:22:29] blow it up what the fuck am I supposed to do I think we I think we clear this and

[03:22:35] then we go downstairs

[03:22:38] It's only Trigerman LOS that triggers it?

[03:22:51] Yeah, what if I like kill a guy in there?

[03:23:03] Tigerman v. Pointman. Who wins?

[03:23:33] Okay, now we're gonna go all the way down I

[03:23:43] Haven't been counting how many people I've killed so I think there's like it more than 10 people I read

[03:23:49] bad men

[03:23:58] No way should oh him on me

[03:24:03] No one in Terran?

[03:24:27] This is like the, uh, the Narthex.

[03:24:33] I guess I want a narthex's.

[03:24:42] Don't forget bugged guy.

[03:24:47] I'm not forgetting bugged guy.

[03:24:50] Oh my god, I almost opened this door.

[03:24:58] That would have been so fucking sad.

[03:25:02] Do you know what the Fibonacci sequence is?

[03:25:10] Nah.

[03:25:11] I don't do conspiracy theories.

[03:25:15] Anyways, the narthex is like...

[03:25:20] The chamber before the main part of a church.

[03:25:25] I think.

[03:25:26] Or it's like the room...

[03:25:27] Wait, where are you guys?

[03:25:28] They scare the hell out of me

[03:25:31] The one that the one before the reliquary, I don't know

[03:25:51] Um

[03:25:58] We're going to run into some goofy shit downstairs, unfortunately.

[03:26:03] I might just try to do an actual full clear of the downstairs.

[03:26:11] And I think maybe we should...

[03:26:17] Finish up here first.

[03:26:20] I don't know.

[03:26:22] It's truly tough to say.

[03:26:28] We technically have unlimited ammo right now though, so...

[03:26:38] That door's open.

[03:26:52] Any bad men over here?

[03:26:54] I don't believe so.

[03:27:19] Anyone in Tyrion? Nope.

[03:27:24] I got a bad feeling, boys.

[03:27:40] Shut up! Now!

[03:27:49] Double checks for traps.

[03:27:51] Checks for feet.

[03:27:56] Checks with grenade launcher.

[03:27:59] of

[03:28:19] I know where this bag error here, right?

[03:28:41] you're right

[03:29:03] Hey we

[03:29:11] I would be genuinely surprised if there's not a guy in here, cuz like where the fuck

[03:29:30] What else could they be?

[03:29:58] Alright, time to disrespect the AI.

[03:30:15] I can't remember if I cleared this room properly.

[03:30:28] Wait, what room is this?

[03:30:38] Is this the fucking courthouse?

[03:30:48] this is the schizo chamber

[03:31:48] You can't flank the blackmaster fool.

[03:32:03] your head down talk with one suspect down every death has a purpose

[03:32:13] and you keep perfect time

[03:32:25] all right so we're gonna be held

[03:32:26] Uh-oh.

[03:32:31] Wait, the cams were useful.

[03:32:46] Did you see him moving like a cryptid by the way on the camera?

[03:33:12] You talk to me one more time I'll execute you.

[03:33:19] Alright.

[03:33:35] So I'm pretty confident that they would have made it so that the people in the courtroom

[03:33:41] Don't leave!

[03:33:47] Okay, they did though.

[03:34:04] I wonder where you can get a reload off.

[03:34:11] How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?

[03:34:41] Oh

[03:34:56] I

[03:35:11] I feel like I killed so many more people than that.

[03:35:38] That's why you use wedges.

[03:35:40] You can't wedge that door that they came out of, by the way.

[03:35:45] You can't even mirror under that door, so, I don't know.

[03:35:50] Brain tumor, fucking...

[03:35:53] You saw three captions?

[03:35:54] So yes, I did.

[03:35:56] You guys are trying so hard to own me right now, okay?

[03:35:59] There are two motherfucking hostages right there, and then one guy that I was aware of

[03:36:05] that I thought it was just one guy, okay?

[03:36:08] I shoot the flashbang, three of them cry out in pain.

[03:36:11] That's two hostages, one guy.

[03:36:14] Right?

[03:36:15] You follow me?

[03:36:18] Fuck!

[03:36:19] You can wedge the sword, just get in the air.

[03:36:21] I fucking hate you.

[03:36:23] Just kidding, I don't hate you.

[03:36:24] I hate me.

[03:36:33] Fuck, dude.

[03:36:36] So close!

[03:36:38] We're so close.

[03:36:39] I think we're gonna do a little more on the first floor.

[03:36:43] I gotta turn off the power.

[03:36:48] I gotta turn off the power.

[03:36:51] Honestly, we're gonna just go straight to that room.

[03:36:54] To turn off the power.

[03:36:56] Yeah, I'm gonna get some coffee.

[03:36:58] I have to turn off the power?

[03:36:59] Because if I had turned off the power,

[03:37:01] I could have completed clearing that place,

[03:37:04] but that door was locked

[03:37:05] because the power hadn't been turned off yet.

[03:37:07] So when I went back downstairs to kill courtroom men,

[03:37:12] the guys upstairs came out,

[03:37:14] instead of being trapped in the room.

[03:37:16] So, unfortunately, I'll be right back.

[03:40:18] So your guess was correct, Chatur.

[03:40:41] The game jam announcement is that the theme is a travesty, I came up with it myself.

[03:41:06] Man, I'm afraid to punch these guys with this guy.

[03:41:18] But in this one hour, we're going to unravel the deep dark secrets of re-animal.

[03:41:32] Use the power of baldness.

[03:41:34] I need to confess something.

[03:41:39] I'm bald.

[03:41:44] Wait, he was wearing a wig!

[03:42:34] No fucking way dude.

[03:42:41] No you don't.

[03:42:54] Shut up bitch.

[03:42:55] Alright I put up with your lip this whole stream.

[03:42:58] A mutual respect between two isekai mario players.

[03:43:02] Okay.

[03:43:03] But here's the thing. You're not level 40. I didn't know my string was counting, bitch.

[03:43:12] Okay, so you might have completed Isakai Mario Trials, but guess what? I'm coming.

[03:43:21] And once I complete this, I will be the most powerful Isakai Mario player, not you!

[03:43:33] Like you guys know that Marvel rival drama or whatever we're like the guy at

[03:43:38] The college guy and like the the mean girl stuff or whatever

[03:43:42] dude, I

[03:43:44] Know that who needs to hear this we'll never hear this but please stop organizing tournaments with semi-professional

[03:43:52] Try hard sweaty losers and like personality streamers stop putting them together, dude

[03:43:58] and oil and water bro that shit has never worked has never worked ever has

[03:44:05] never been like a good meeting of both of those dude and Marvel Rivals has done

[03:44:10] this shit for fucking eight years dog eight years separate tournaments man it

[03:44:19] must be hard to survive on as little as 2.3 k per week because stars like me have

[03:44:23] of all the real money?

[03:44:24] Hehehehe

[03:44:25] And Johnny!

[03:44:28] Enjoy your last splinter, I still got two weeks left on my deal, so I'll be here long after

[03:44:32] you're gone.

[03:44:33] Fuck you!

[03:44:34] How many times do I have to kick your ass splinter before you learn?

[03:44:47] I

[03:45:47] You okay, man?

[03:45:52] It's been pretty fair so far.

[03:46:11] You're a weak kid.

[03:46:16] weak kid. This is fucking bullshit dude. Go back to the favelas. Hey, pick up the phone.

[03:46:31] Hey. You won't make it. You are weak to cheers. Go back to the favelas.

[03:46:39] Charging me an 835 subs, appreciate that.

[03:46:41] And Soul?

[03:46:42] And Cytal?

[03:46:43] And Toe Money's an Ido and Quakwala?

[03:46:48] It is, I think it was a 999 something as well.

[03:46:49] Now I just got right something,

[03:46:50] something says Moonsayers, guys, what do you think?

[03:46:52] Moncho sucks, say yes, but don't read this part,

[03:46:54] then say fuck you, Moncho.

[03:47:03] Fuck you, Moncho.

[03:47:05] Bitch.

[03:47:06] Fucking dumbass, bitch.

[03:47:09] I didn't expect third man. I'm gonna be honest. Do not expect third man there

[03:47:23] Classic third man moment

[03:47:26] Also, I figured out a little min max thing last attempt

[03:47:30] We can use the reload box with our Diggle out and it'll full reload our flash launcher before it was only giving us six

[03:47:36] But when we didn't have it equipped

[03:47:38] And we use the deagle they give us well

[03:47:55] I'm gonna listen to song again guys, okay

[03:48:08] We have lost contact. I can't see this on an open screen.

[03:48:15] We're looking at a bunch of weird devices.

[03:48:18] What does this mean? Can you tell me where the watch thing looks?

[03:48:21] It's over there.

[03:48:22] There's a lot of swagger down.

[03:48:24] Drive left side.

[03:48:27] We have this album on repeat. It works in two days.

[03:48:34] It was good.

[03:48:38] What a good game.

[03:50:08] The map is to fly and stay low.

[03:50:13] Perfect, something to deal with.

[03:50:38] I'm not sure if it's a good idea to go down here.

[03:50:48] I'm not sure if it's a good idea to go down here.

[03:51:28] of

[03:52:27] I do not recall the store being opened.

[03:52:56] I'm gonna go get him.

[03:53:26] Get on the fucking ground! Do it now!

[03:53:31] Move and stay there.

[03:53:36] We gotta do everything.

[03:53:41] This is prestigious.

[03:53:46] What the hell?

[03:53:51] Oh

[03:54:01] Blobs you

[03:54:51] You're not going to blast another day.

[03:54:53] Cover me. Disarm the device.

[03:55:04] Talk at the side, sir. The Deep Red Arrow.

[03:55:06] Interpreters are getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the base.

[03:55:10] We're just trying to secure it. And establishing control is vital.

[03:55:14] Explanation is the point. We built the fire. Now walk into it. But you've hidden the flames. Felt them upon your foot.

[03:56:14] Watch the left of it. Logs can be erased.

[03:56:17] Rear, we prefer carving our own. Thank you.

[03:58:14] Check your armor.

[03:58:21] Stay sharp.

[03:58:22] Wish we didn't waste a fuck on your heartbeat.

[03:58:31] Be ready.

[03:58:32] Something doesn't sit right there.

[03:58:34] Stay home.

[03:58:35] Let's get you stuck.

[03:58:36] Check your armor.

[03:58:37] Let's get this done.

[03:58:39] Check your hour.

[04:00:07] of

[04:00:21] I

[04:03:21] it's shut up man shut up

[04:04:44] I

[04:05:06] Switched my gun

[04:05:08] I thought you were dead, but you lost, or was never yours.

[04:05:12] I didn't think he would walk up stand still.

[04:05:14] If I had my deal on it, I would just smoke that guy, dude.

[04:05:23] Nursing things for seven?

[04:05:26] Dude, I would've smoked him.

[04:05:28] He didn't even shoot.

[04:05:29] He just walked up.

[04:05:30] He ran up and was like, hey, stop.

[04:05:33] Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of two seconds before I instantly kill you.

[04:05:48] Just checking in, you can wedge those keycard doors even. Oh, cool.

[04:05:54] You just think I should get rid of some flashbangs for some wedges? You think that's a good idea?

[04:05:58] I haven't cut the feet.

[04:05:59] They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us

[04:06:01] to see anything.

[04:06:03] No.

[04:06:03] They're no longer hiding, but watching us.

[04:06:08] We have lost contact.

[04:06:09] The team, we have lost contact.

[04:06:11] The fog, I'm passing this on an open frequency.

[04:06:15] We're looking at some sort of device.

[04:06:18] It looks like it's being driven through.

[04:06:20] Or it seems it should be explosion.

[04:06:23] We have lost contact now.

[04:06:24] God, please, stop it!

[04:06:26] I'll use your flashbang launcher so why not?

[04:06:33] In order to get the wedges I would have to drop flashbangs.

[04:06:37] I guess you only need one wedge, huh?

[04:06:42] I just don't know when it would be useful.

[04:06:45] We have a civilian in custody.

[04:06:47] Talk at FISA to all elements.

[04:06:49] Restraint complete. Oversight advises relocation.

[04:06:53] All the time?

[04:06:55] Locks her bag.

[04:06:57] Judge, this is Tange, Tairi, suspect of blocking a hijack in the comms that were still from the original image.

[04:07:05] We can override the log in the hold.

[04:07:07] And you can fire with the facial.

[04:07:15] of

[04:07:22] death

[04:07:25] of

[04:07:30] death

[04:07:32] of

[04:07:35] death

[04:08:40] Hmm, don't like this, however.

[04:09:08] No one.

[04:09:12] I don't know where that guy's from.

[04:09:36] He's gon' hide in fucked up corners in this room, by the way.

[04:09:41] Right the fucked up?

[04:09:45] Yeah, up the...

[04:09:48] round corner.

[04:09:51] Hehehe.

[04:09:53] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

[04:10:01] uh, uh, uh, uh.

[04:10:03] What a banger, dude.

[04:10:04] Okay, I'm worried I'm gonna get shot from like right there

[04:10:34] Oh.

[04:10:36] Down to six flashes.

[04:10:46] We're still a lot of people on this floor though, which is probably good.

[04:11:03] I think this guy's in the bathroom.

[04:11:32] Did he run in and then hide behind the table or was he crashed behind the table?

[04:11:37] Oh my god.

[04:11:38] Ay-ya-ya-ee!

[04:11:39] You triggered a sensor?

[04:11:40] Yeah, but it's- the- the sensor is like a radius around the sensor and honestly it's-

[04:11:53] it's not a bad thing if you trigger them because they'll just line up at a door and you just

[04:11:57] just mowed down pretty much instead of having to instead of having to deal with

[04:12:01] them holding an angle

[04:12:07] I want to see what that guy was because I guarantee when I said I think he's in

[04:12:11] the bathroom I swear to God he was in the fucking bathroom when I saw that

[04:12:15] E-R-E-R-R-E-R-O-O-O

[04:12:24] John Pointman

[04:12:32] I would have just said it, nope, he's right here

[04:12:36] Wait, now you turn around

[04:12:45] that's crazy what a fucking bitch fucking bitch what a beard dude fucking beard can they

[04:13:05] hear you tagging guns and bodies um I don't think so but maybe drop one flash

[04:13:13] I've just been on Light Armor and you have three wedges?

[04:13:17] Dude!

[04:13:20] I should do that!

[04:13:21] I should.

[04:13:22] I should.

[04:13:24] I think right there, if we wedge the doors behind us, we don't get murdered from the front by that guy, right?

[04:13:36] Bleach!

[04:13:41] Brain aneurysm!

[04:13:43] There he is. Trapped in purgatory, always waking up in the back of a SWAT van, alone.

[04:14:05] Always blacking out until he gets to the 13th floor. Always the same radio messages.

[04:14:11] I'm surprised they haven't cut the speed.

[04:14:13] They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.

[04:14:17] They're no longer hiding, but watch this.

[04:14:20] We have lost contact.

[04:14:22] We have lost contact in time.

[04:14:25] I can't hold this on an open screen.

[04:14:28] I'm looking at it.

[04:14:29] Watch the way that they're fighting.

[04:14:31] Stop pleading.

[04:14:32] We need to stop them before I can see them.

[04:14:34] Watch the way that they're fighting.

[04:14:36] What?

[04:14:37] Get him!

[04:14:38] Get him!

[04:14:41] This is not a chain established.

[04:14:44] Detainment verified.

[04:14:46] Maintain area integrity.

[04:14:52] Come on, bro.

[04:15:06] These guys are just regular units.

[04:15:15] We've got to take the farm! Get in the ground now!

[04:15:18] That's easy!

[04:15:19] We're gonna get you over here.

[04:15:20] Stop killing my nose! It's coming on here.

[04:15:26] We need to talk.

[04:15:27] It's a gun in the main custody. Requesting escort.

[04:15:30] Deflatune, this is Tock, Federal Observer standing by for your go ahead.

[04:15:34] Subject detained.

[04:15:35] Oversight commends your precision.

[04:15:40] Judge, this is Tosh, Jerry.

[04:15:42] Suspect is locking and hijacking our comms.

[04:15:45] And we're still seeing it around us.

[04:15:47] We can move right along enough to hold it.

[04:15:49] Can you confirm the decision?

[04:15:51] You're making a wager's door.

[04:17:05] I don't know of the... I don't think...

[04:17:35] There might be a bad guy in here.

[04:18:50] Maybe I can watch this door so I don't get shot for my...

[04:19:14] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!

[04:20:14] Bang!

[04:20:16] Bang!

[04:20:18] Your hand is behind your back.

[04:20:22] Please! Please!

[04:20:24] What a beast hook!

[04:20:26] It's a very strong type of traitors.

[04:20:32] Banger!

[04:21:14] Safety, solitude, it's another new death, Judge.

[04:21:20] You're here with us now.

[04:22:44] of

[04:23:13] Identify yourself.

[04:23:15] I'm not here.

[04:23:26] No, no, no, not them!

[04:23:43] Nice exploit, pal.

[04:23:48] Hey, you're mad.

[04:23:50] You're mad that I can astral project.

[04:24:43] One.

[04:24:50] One.

[04:25:13] I think the checking in guy was above us.

[04:26:08] The

[04:26:33] Disarm me.

[04:26:41] Police! Hands up!

[04:26:43] Hands on your head! Now!

[04:27:03] Oh, I did kill him!

[04:27:33] I've got a dead suspect here.

[04:27:40] Earth him.

[04:27:49] Earth him.

[04:27:58] Earth him.

[04:30:07] We got the thing we have that ledge right now.

[04:30:17] Hands up, above your head.

[04:32:27] Hands up, hands up now, drop your hands up, do it now, put your fucking hands up!

[04:32:38] Dude, come over here, it's awesome!

[04:32:42] Get on the ground now, please get your hands up!

[04:33:23] I don't know what to do with you.

[04:33:42] It's a wire.

[04:33:44] Back

[04:34:44] We're staying screen here.

[04:35:08] We can make it.

[04:35:09] We'll make it out of this.

[04:35:11] Stay sharp.

[04:35:14] I

[04:35:24] This guy is directly above us

[04:35:31] We have a total of seven bullets right now

[04:35:34] I saw what I saw

[04:35:42] Terran

[04:35:51] Okay

[04:36:04] That middle door that leads into here.

[04:36:27] I rushed this guy.

[04:36:57] I can't die here. Not like this. Don't leave me here. Don't leave me here.

[04:37:12] He's above. That's crazy. We got one more.

[04:37:27] I think he is directly above me.

[04:37:38] Coffee break.

[04:37:39] I sure hope I don't die.

[04:37:40] I think I'm just going to rip a flash here.

[04:38:08] What a poop lover.

[04:38:15] So this shit right here is up here, by the way, of waiting room entrance.

[04:38:30] And this is the final room.

[04:38:35] I heard a guy say status green that means that there was a bad guy

[04:38:47] might have moved though

[04:39:00] well did we just go for it

[04:39:10] We need to be quick here.

[04:39:17] We can make it, we can make it out of here.

[04:39:28] in there. Oh man, that's dirty. I don't, I don't, I don't like that. I don't like that

[04:39:52] How did that happen?

[04:39:56] How did that happen?

[04:40:09] I'm out of flashes.

[04:40:11] Don't know where he went.

[04:40:52] Please.

[04:41:19] Do you think I'm a soldier?

[04:41:52] We're gonna get saved by our armor there, TBH.

[04:42:22] No flash.

[04:42:32] We had a raw smoke of this guy right here, no flash.

[04:43:09] can you at least get my recorder from unhotted?

[04:43:30] Entrify the clock. We have an individual in custody.

[04:43:39] Okay.

[04:43:46] This is the room that those three guys from the last one came out of, by the way.

[04:44:04] I cannot recall if the door in the waiting room entrance was open before.

[04:44:28] Oh yeah, they're open.

[04:44:34] We have a civilian in custody.

[04:44:41] People turn in the system.

[04:44:43] Containment.

[04:44:44] The city is the cell.

[04:44:46] The G3 is built for you.

[04:44:49] Look, I've moved my jet plane.

[04:46:54] of

[04:47:01] death

[04:47:03] of

[04:47:05] death

[04:47:07] of

[04:47:09] death

[04:47:11] of

[04:47:14] death

[04:47:16] of

[04:47:18] death

[04:47:20] of

[04:47:22] I saw we've been made get get set twice after I shot in this direction so if

[04:47:48] They're in here, they're in that, that electrical room.

[04:47:56] And they probably got-

[04:48:04] I guarantee you, at least one guy has the nastiest fucking angle on that door right now, by the way.

[04:48:10] The dirtiest, filthiest fucking angle.

[04:48:18] I wouldn't be surprised if he could hit me if I'm running around out here.

[04:48:48] There's a courtroom, guys.

[04:49:13] flashlight goes through walls, do that according to the camera.

[04:50:43] Oh, no.

[04:51:13] Okay. Everyone who's been in call-outs is literally in the core room, right?

[04:51:43] right now and they won't come out.

[04:52:13] Okay, there are probably still guys down here, by the way.

[04:53:07] Hmm, let's hit some more ammo.

[04:53:37] the

[04:53:58] so fucked up

[04:54:07] I think I'm hearing a guy on the right.

[04:54:31] I

[04:54:56] We're gonna be overload again

[04:55:26] I keep thinking they'll come back.

[04:55:37] That guy's in the core room.

[04:55:48] They can shoot me through that window, by the way.

[04:55:56] the view froze

[04:56:26] I can't stop shaking.

[04:56:32] Don't talk. We have one death suspect here.

[04:56:36] Now one is coming.

[04:56:38] You're gonna be open door.

[04:56:48] I'm assuming you know where these guys are.

[04:56:50] Simply need to get off the record.

[04:56:56] Okay.

[04:57:11] Let's get some intel.

[04:57:13] I'm afraid I'm going to get too close.

[04:58:06] I'll wait to really tell how many people that are in there.

[04:59:31] Oh

[04:59:49] He's Louise

[05:00:31] Did we do the courtroom now?

[05:00:34] Fuck, dude.

[05:00:36] Idiots left me for dead.

[05:00:40] I don't want to successfully do the courtroom and then get murdered by a guy on the first

[05:00:43] floor, you know what I mean?

[05:01:22] I'm here for your final test.

[05:01:24] Be ready.

[05:02:52] of

[05:03:32] And yet still you couldn't succeed.

[05:03:53] Why start the timer if you didn't clear the room?

[05:03:55] Because if you go into that room before you start the timer, it blows up and you lose.

[05:04:02] I will return!

[05:04:12] Yes, below!

[05:04:32] Hello, friend. I need to use the bathroom urgently. I just need to pee.

[05:04:50] Piss, I know you're going to shit, man. Please, man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm sorry,

[05:04:59] Sorry, bro. The bathroom is closed.

[05:05:01] Motherfucker, the poop killer will get you.

[05:05:24] It's a bad day for rain.

[05:05:26] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[05:05:28] Pull the lever and wedge it.

[05:05:31] Nice, it's not as easy as it looks, okay?

[05:05:43] Like why did they do that?

[05:05:56] I think I lagged a little bit.

[05:06:16] My name's Fisi's The Great.

[05:06:17] What's your name, Barbarian?

[05:06:18] Oh, that was an accident.

[05:06:19] No!

[05:06:20] No!

[05:06:21] No!

[05:06:22] No!

[05:06:23] I'm sorry!

[05:06:24] I'm sorry!

[05:06:25] I'm sorry

[05:06:28] We'll get a bag. I'll grab a ship

[05:06:37] All right

[05:06:40] Fucking punched him in the ass

[05:06:55] I was swimming at a friend's house there was like four or five of us or some shit.

[05:07:15] He had this giant fucking island dude, okay like inflatable island that you lay on and

[05:07:22] I couldn't I like I was underwater for a long time for whatever fucking reason and I

[05:07:26] Like snapped my head up and tried to get out, but this fucking island was directly above me

[05:07:33] And I'm trying to move and I got no breath

[05:07:40] There live to this day, I don't know guys it might have ended right there

[05:07:45] That's probably like getting fucked by a fat guy

[05:07:49] This your bed mate

[05:07:52] There's my bed and I sleep here.

[05:07:55] Dick will piss on this fucking man.

[05:07:57] Yes! Yes!

[05:07:59] He's playing the guy on the whole time too.

[05:08:02] Oh, you want a little piss boy mutant?

[05:08:05] Oh, oh, because he is boring.

[05:08:09] Oh, is Dick pissing? I could smell that from out here.

[05:08:12] Yeah, he's...

[05:08:14] Oh, that's bullfuckin' open my brochures.

[05:08:16] Oh, good.

[05:08:18] Come on, there!

[05:08:21] Anyone there?

[05:08:22] It's not funny!

[05:08:25] Wait.

[05:08:29] Oh, boy.

[05:08:30] Oh, this is bad.

[05:08:32] God, I feel sick.

[05:09:18] What the?

[05:09:37] Glom skew?

[05:09:48] you

[05:10:18] you

[05:10:48] you

[05:11:18] you

[05:11:48] you

[05:12:18] I have lost your assassin with fog. I'm catching this on an open screen. I'm working on this with a device.

[05:12:46] Am I thinking CO2?

[05:12:53] I love the gas in this game that's called C2.

[05:13:01] No?

[05:13:02] Am I dumb?

[05:13:13] C2 is the explosive.

[05:13:31] Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna.

[05:13:39] I'm gonna stop the fuck out of these guys.

[05:13:43] Why don't you close when I tell you to?

[05:13:59] grenade now

[05:14:29] What is the scene C4 stand for come

[05:14:59] Hey, why don't you come over here, bro?

[05:15:07] It's Epic over here.

[05:15:15] I'm poop stacking so fucking hard right now, I guess I have no fucking idea.

[05:15:19] Holy shit.

[05:15:36] Oh, who? The guy was holding you hostage? Are you stupid?

[05:15:40] Are you stupid, bi?

[05:15:49] I'm in.

[05:15:56] A long, long time ago.

[05:16:11] do-do-do-do-do

[05:16:18] ba-ba-ba-ba

[05:16:22] no bench man

[05:16:26] no work bench man

[05:16:32] no other man near here unless being quiet

[05:16:36] Like a bitch?

[05:16:44] Quiet like a bitch?

[05:16:46] Oh, see?

[05:16:51] Oh, this guy's not on the network, dude.

[05:16:58] You're dead, bro. You're dead, bro. You're dead, bro.

[05:17:06] I

[05:17:08] Try to stay still cool. This is procedure

[05:17:14] It's you

[05:17:18] Yeah, that's an RRE violation

[05:17:28] That's a fucking RRE violation boys

[05:17:36] You're the pussy who gave up.

[05:17:41] Little big.

[05:17:46] Any wedding people?

[05:17:52] Oh yeah.

[05:17:57] Oh yeah.

[05:18:32] They call him the point man.

[05:18:44] For the life of me, I just can't figure out why.

[05:20:14] The

[05:20:18] the

[05:20:24] the

[05:20:27] the

[05:20:30] the

[05:20:35] the

[05:20:38] the

[05:21:10] the

[05:21:29] well played

[05:21:31] well played

[05:21:32] don't respond to the fucking tripwire

[05:21:35] verbally

[05:21:36] they're learning

[05:21:38] learning yeah I think we don't clear the first floor at first we'll go back

[05:21:46] with unlimited ammo and flash literally every room twice I've trained the I near

[05:21:59] time so far it says there's a 23% chance you beat this level in the next four

[05:22:02] days. Word. You trained him, huh? That's cool. Is that like dog training? Do you have a degree?

[05:22:14] In like AI training or whatever?

[05:22:27] I'm fasting until you beat this. I'm poop stacking. Is that like fasting?

[05:22:32] We have lost contact.

[05:22:34] We have lost contact with Tog.

[05:22:37] I'm catching this on an open frequency.

[05:22:40] I'm looking at some kind of device.

[05:22:43] Looks like we've reached the capital.

[05:22:45] Watch single-summit sources.

[05:22:47] We have lost quite a bit now.

[05:22:49] Got it!

[05:22:50] Got it!

[05:22:57] Any bad men in here?

[05:22:58] No.

[05:23:02] The

[05:23:09] is ready for the loud, the loud sound clip.

[05:23:12] Slowly

[05:23:15] Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.

[05:23:33] You get one shot because you're not using steel plates.

[05:23:37] Ceramic actually has higher protection.

[05:23:38] It's just a...

[05:23:42] Not as consistent as steel, cause it breaks.

[05:24:02] A long, long time ago.

[05:24:05] prrm prrm prrm prrm prrm prrm prrm prrmm prmm prmm pbbm pbbmm bb明

[05:24:12] Why didn't you close the fucking door?

[05:24:22] Any bad guys in here?

[05:24:27] Closes you with my mind?

[05:24:35] I

[05:24:41] Hi

[05:24:46] You're gonna be okay

[05:24:49] And he any thugs and or criminals of the area

[05:25:05] Surely if there was a guy in there, he would have seen me.

[05:25:15] Okay, we're all the bad dudes.

[05:25:28] So because we haven't encountered a bad dude yet...

[05:25:31] Um, we can kind of, first guy always kind of like hesitates to shoot you, like so.

[05:25:48] Hmm cringe

[05:26:00] Go up the stairs, huh?

[05:26:17] disarming trap

[05:26:24] Was he

[05:26:30] Someone's gonna have to fix this wall by the way, I'm so fucking dead

[05:26:42] Well

[05:26:47] three

[05:27:10] Please don't cover my left

[05:27:17] Go get spooky, bitch.

[05:27:24] Go in the room.

[05:27:25] What are you thinking?

[05:28:00] Hello?

[05:28:01] I swear that was on his fucking head, maybe he got stopped by the Lattice work or some

[05:28:14] shit.

[05:28:15] I swear that was on his fucking head, dude!

[05:28:17] That was on his head!

[05:28:19] Don't freaking swear, sorry.

[05:28:21] Don't freaking swear, sorry.

[05:28:28] I'm sorry.

[05:28:32] Shit.

[05:28:34] Try and stop me.

[05:28:39] Shit.

[05:28:41] Have waited for three weeks.

[05:28:45] Thanks for subbing Zuma and I'm Chip Chip and meth pig needs toes and Carson and Pimpo

[05:28:49] wagons for some of your kids watching hey kid you're adopted

[05:29:03] surprise they haven't cut the feet

[05:29:05] oh my god

[05:29:07] this could give us a layout advantage

[05:29:12] explain that one

[05:29:33] Oversight speed is alive.

[05:29:35] Strength confirmed.

[05:29:36] Nice work.

[05:29:37] Fight the nodes proper contact.

[05:29:42] Where's that emo?

[05:29:43] Where's that?

[05:29:45] No ball to me.

[05:29:47] Command, choose E-platoon.

[05:29:49] Oversight confirmed control.

[05:29:51] Subject detained.

[05:29:52] Oversight is your precision.

[05:29:58] Never used but still here?

[05:30:00] I think that's okay.

[05:30:02] I think that's okay, you don't have to use every email.

[05:30:10] Are you fucking kidding me bro?

[05:30:25] Explain this shit?

[05:30:27] Map hype?

[05:30:29] I think someone requested that email.

[05:30:32] I think we can, I think we can pop this guy.

[05:30:51] Where'd he go?

[05:30:52] Big dog?

[05:30:53] We can try seal, we'll try seal, fuck it.

[05:31:06] Me-me-me-me-meow, me-me-me-meow, erba was removed and I'm still not over it.

[05:31:12] Guards re-add erba.

[05:31:13] I don't know if there's a guard here that can do that right now.

[05:31:18] me

[05:31:21] Me me me me me me me me me you don't have the perms are in Lincoln

[05:31:27] All right

[05:31:28] Link it, and then I'll add it dude

[05:31:31] Add sniper bird I can read sniper bird do this IRL Wahoo

[05:32:08] Now it's time to win.

[05:32:10] Pay for it.

[05:32:38] multi-tasking multi-emote drifting

[05:32:44] detainment confirmed maintain chain of custody for review

[05:32:49] plunge of mystics for seven

[05:32:52] of

[05:32:59] the

[05:33:03] the

[05:33:08] the

[05:33:13] the

[05:33:18] of

[05:33:28] You know what?

[05:33:35] You know what?

[05:33:42] You know what?

[05:33:49] BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

[05:33:55] Herb!

[05:33:59] Me when I get weed from the plug.

[05:34:03] Herb!

[05:34:07] Me when I get weed from the plug.

[05:34:15] I saw you.

[05:34:15] I don't know how the fuck my herb's supposed to talk.

[05:34:37] Y'all think there's a bad guy in here?

[05:34:40] Say something about my flashlight.

[05:34:45] Say something about my flashlight.

[05:34:46] Say something about my flashlight.

[05:34:48] Say something about my flashlight.

[05:34:51] Please, get out of here now!

[05:34:53] Well, it's quite simple, really.

[05:34:56] She wasn't resisting, dude.

[05:35:10] It would be funny if these guys could trip like mines and shit.

[05:35:19] Oh

[05:35:27] I was going for the raw peak

[05:35:33] There me

[05:35:49] You guys think he's looking at me right now?

[05:35:58] Dude, shh!

[05:36:04] Dude, it's fine.

[05:36:10] I killed him.

[05:36:11] You're safe now.

[05:36:12] you're safe now you're safe now if only I was a second earlier I could have set up

[05:36:32] I would have fucking smoked his ass.

[05:36:40] I would have fucking smoked him, dude.

[05:36:48] You got two redemptions.

[05:36:50] Fuck.

[05:36:51] Link him.

[05:36:55] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!

[05:36:59] Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!

[05:37:00] Link-um!

[05:37:02] Maybe it's time to try out the wedges?

[05:37:03] Hee-hee-hee, me when I do the same joke again at the streamer.

[05:37:10] Ha-ha-ha!

[05:37:13] Doro enough!

[05:37:15] Hmm...

[05:37:18] This is Tog, Federal Chain established.

[05:37:21] Mission parameter is uploaded.

[05:37:23] Execute swiftly in order to prevent further escalation.

[05:37:26] I'm saying enough to Doro.

[05:37:29] Reef on that one, have them choose a different one.

[05:37:34] How did they leave the CCTV unattended?

[05:37:37] Surprised they haven't cut the feed.

[05:37:38] Pulling my feet.

[05:37:40] Give us a layout advantage.

[05:37:43] Fuck Doro.

[05:37:46] Now, just fuck more Doro.

[05:37:48] That's all.

[05:37:53] The SWAT team has been killed for the 229th time.

[05:38:22] Talk is no more.

[05:38:33] I wonder, will this purgatory ever have an end?

[05:38:51] the hell up me when I'm talk let's talk by the way

[05:39:15] now because that we haven't seen an enemy yet we are able to not use our

[05:39:21] flash gun. Don't forgoor. There's a bit of a grace periodo. Boom. These are contacts.

[05:39:49] How did he know?

[05:39:52] Beep beep beep, beep beep, beep beep...

[05:39:59] Arms all ray.

[05:40:03] Oh, I'm hiding behind the workbench.

[05:40:07] Cannot sleep, cannot eat tonight.

[05:40:10] Toyman's coming for the 300th time.

[05:40:13] He's doing the literal same fucking thing.

[05:40:16] Doesn't this guy know?

[05:40:22] That's the definition of insanity.

[05:40:23] I learned this from Reddit.

[05:40:26] I love Reddit.

[05:40:35] The narwhalm bacon's at mid-o-o-y.

[05:40:39] There's a boy looking at my door.

[05:40:43] fucking piss. I'm gonna hit him with the motherfucking flank. Surely he does not turn around.

[05:41:06] Sus?

[05:41:07] Sus?

[05:41:08] Egopeak?

[05:41:09] Yeah, I did Egopeak that guy.

[05:41:13] I did.

[05:41:14] I think less of the enemies on the second floor, dude.

[05:41:18] Can you blame me?

[05:41:20] They're kind of weak, dude.

[05:41:22] They were just flashing McKillum.

[05:41:25] Did some moronic flank.

[05:41:26] Dude, I'm conserving flashes, man.

[05:41:30] Okay.

[05:41:31] Are you actually trying to win or are you just trolling?

[05:41:35] I

[05:41:44] Enter

[05:41:47] Every game talk reporting actively

[05:41:50] How do they leave the CCTVs unattended?

[05:41:54] Surprise them cut the feed to watch the watchers

[05:41:59] Now she paying out tonight

[05:42:05] Wait.

[05:42:09] Praise Allah.

[05:42:25] Plus three billion dollars.

[05:42:32] Stop.

[05:42:35] Just hit my parallel, thanks. How can they call it a parallel?

[05:42:51] Yeah, I was about to say that sounds really British and therefore really fucking stupid.

[05:43:05] It's French? Oh.

[05:43:09] Well, as a French man.

[05:43:13] Honestly, I think the word parley is kind of cool.

[05:43:16] Based, even.

[05:43:21] You all ready for this?

[05:43:24] i got to take the fattest fucking shit I can't even

[05:43:54] And then take it, I can't just shit myself dude.

[05:44:01] It's a killing trap.

[05:44:07] You can?

[05:44:08] I mean yeah, I could.

[05:44:10] I shouldn't.

[05:44:11] It's not like a terrible idea.

[05:44:19] There's the door open.

[05:44:33] Um guys

[05:44:43] You've drank five cups of coffee since stream sorry, I would be more concerned if you didn't have to shit, okay?

[05:44:49] Look, let me be clear. I'm like, how many OZ's is this?

[05:44:54] I don't know. It's like

[05:44:56] It's like a cup and a half of coffee if the mug's kind of big, I don't know how to quantify

[05:45:02] this.

[05:45:03] So yeah, maybe you're right, maybe you're this close to five cups.

[05:45:09] And how?

[05:45:13] Liberal?

[05:45:20] My dad used to drink an entire pot of coffee at work.

[05:45:25] And he only got colon cancer one time

[05:45:42] Don't speak to me before that my coffee liberal

[05:45:52] Who are you talking to

[05:45:55] me when I'm status green Yoda death sound mp3 hold up

[05:46:13] The

[05:46:21] copy addiction is real. I'm addicted to caffeine.

[05:46:27] Oh yeah.

[05:46:30] Docket 5S, deep-leaded, if the series is getting stronger, you may be getting closer to the

[05:46:35] by securing it and establishing the force final.

[05:46:40] Okay.

[05:46:42] The rooms you make reach the motion.

[05:46:45] You're not fighting them.

[05:46:47] You're following us.

[05:46:51] We have... we had very few enemies on the first floor, which is a...

[05:46:58] Either they're all shuffled into one side of the first floor.

[05:47:05] or the roll up here

[05:47:33] Yeah, or both. Yeah, or both.

[05:47:39] Gee, I sure hope it's not both.

[05:47:42] I hope these big strong terrorists aren't all up here ready to pound me.

[05:47:48] Oh.

[05:47:51] They're gonna shoot me with their fouls.

[05:48:03] You good?

[05:48:13] Open clear with flashbangs.

[05:48:15] Point man, for the first time in several hundred attempts, this Groundhog Day simulation calls out for his team.

[05:48:21] Only to hear nothing in return.

[05:48:27] They're all gone.

[05:48:29] And this is a purgatory of his own making.

[05:48:37] Any bad dudes in here?

[05:48:44] Smile.

[05:48:49] Now when there's one guy in here, there's normally two.

[05:48:59] Normally, not all the way.

[05:49:03] I'm gonna start taking the ass off of wards, I think.

[05:49:08] I think it sounds kinda cool.

[05:49:14] All the way.

[05:49:16] That's what you do?

[05:49:19] No, that's my thing.

[05:49:21] That's...

[05:49:22] You don't do that.

[05:49:23] I know you don't do that.

[05:49:27] You're a fucking liar.

[05:49:30] That's stupid?

[05:49:31] No, no, no.

[05:49:32] Off the end of words.

[05:49:33] Off the end of words.

[05:49:36] Hey, big man.

[05:49:49] How did you see my fucking flashlight?

[05:49:53] Neal.

[05:49:56] Dude, shut up!

[05:50:03] Wait, who reported that guy?

[05:50:18] We got one more tank, suspect!

[05:50:25] I'm nervous.

[05:50:27] You're the only one who sees where they die here.

[05:50:30] I'm really happy to know.

[05:50:34] I'm on my top.

[05:50:36] Suspect is the seeker.

[05:50:39] I don't want to talk, so I'm back to the scene.

[05:51:05] Do I think I'm actually killing Gremlins?

[05:51:07] Yeah, I think there's definitely like a twist on this level for sure

[05:51:28] Hmm

[05:51:37] Hey, world- Did he teleport?

[05:51:48] Replay time?

[05:51:51] Yeah.

[05:51:52] You know, in reality, I think I'm probably underestimated how fast he moves, but man.

[05:52:07] I don't know if it's hard to say.

[05:52:09] I'm going to say he probably did not teleport and I'm just fucking trash.

[05:52:13] I like that's probably what we're going with here.

[05:52:17] Oh.

[05:52:20] Oh.

[05:52:26] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

[05:52:30] and

[05:52:38] Billy

[05:52:42] about was up here

[05:52:44] got a guy over there

[05:52:49] just one guy not bad not bad

[05:52:51] and we got this guy

[05:52:54] this guy

[05:52:56] this guy

[05:52:57] We had the firing squaw, I'm also removing the D off of words now.

[05:53:07] He went up the stairs, he went up the stairs, dude, he went up the stairs, he went up the

[05:53:17] stairs, stair one.

[05:53:24] And then there was a second gunman, dude.

[05:53:27] Why can't I create my fucking game, uh?

[05:53:32] Thank you. I clicked it like 10 times, hopefully. Hopefully that's not causing the issues.

[05:53:37] The Borpa Prime makes for seven.

[05:53:41] Christ, it's really kicking off out there.

[05:53:43] Yeah, Christ!

[05:53:48] There are brief moments of respite as the point man recalls his life.

[05:53:52] life. That's at a, this building was like a train station or such.

[05:54:05] Fuck. He went up the stairs. Do you guys like my pop color, by the way?

[05:54:11] However, since I can't remember, I've been popping my collar, popping, popping my collar.

[05:54:27] At Moon Moon, stop fucking rushing.

[05:54:28] I'm letting you know right now, stop fucking rushing, guy.

[05:54:30] I actually did mute your highlights for the first time I've seen you in hours, by the

[05:54:34] way.

[05:54:35] I'm not joking.

[05:54:36] I'll unmute them.

[05:54:37] I'll unmute them after I'm done playing this game. Just remind me. It's for my own sanity.

[05:54:48] I can't see what is running over the tree.

[05:54:53] I'm looking for a switch with a device.

[05:54:56] Looks like it's being used in separate warships.

[05:54:59] Boom!

[05:55:00] Boom!

[05:55:04] His vibes are still too high we need to crush him.

[05:55:08] You guys don't have to crush me, you don't have to do that.

[05:55:11] Time to entry team with 5 to command.

[05:55:13] Restore your steps full.

[05:55:15] Oversight tracking all custody points.

[05:55:17] You don't have to do that. You think you have to do that, but you don't have to do that.

[05:55:21] You don't have to do that. You don't have to crush my vibes.

[05:55:25] Me when I'm 36? I think I'll use the word vibes unironically.

[05:55:29] Please.

[05:55:47] I'm just gonna rest you, buggy.

[05:55:48] But I am not.

[05:55:53] Piscie thinks for something.

[05:55:59] Ooh, that had to be scary.

[05:56:05] You want the highest frustration tolerance of dedication ever?

[05:56:11] I like a good video game challenge.

[05:56:13] I like a good video game challenge.

[05:56:16] You know honestly, I was thinking about this the other day.

[05:56:20] Okay, kind of what I called for.

[05:56:25] I remember playing Mega Man X.

[05:56:28] I must have been like six.

[05:56:30] You know, and imagine my kid trying to play Mega Man X.

[05:56:33] I just know he would get fucking smoked by that shit.

[05:56:35] I'm going to be honest, bro.

[05:56:38] He would get smoked, bro.

[05:56:41] He would get obliterated by that game.

[05:56:46] But I had nothing else to do but to keep trying and to keep dying.

[05:56:52] I remember I had Mega Man X.

[05:56:53] I have like Mega Man 2 on the Nintendo and I eventually beat those games. I was a very young kid.

[05:57:03] So I don't really shy away from yield. I guess you could just say I'm a gamer dude.

[05:57:10] I'm one of the gamer guys. Mega Man X easy as shit though. Yeah for you you 40 year old neck beard.

[05:57:20] Okay.

[05:57:24] Sure.

[05:57:31] LFPD, don't move!

[05:57:36] Ghouls and goblins harder? I didn't have him, and I probably couldn't have beat that shit.

[05:57:44] It's easier to grind not to CBT runs when it's your job, honk.

[05:57:50] Okay, counterpoint. I didn't have a job when I was six, so...

[05:57:54] You give what I'm trying to say?

[05:57:56] I think you're a pussy.

[05:58:01] Why not?

[05:58:06] Lazy!

[05:58:11] Dude, no I haven't!

[05:58:15] Schlumpz?

[05:58:18] Come on, man!

[05:58:20] I don't think he's going to come out or he's going to come out to be like five seconds

[05:58:26] and he's going to give me one now looking.

[05:58:33] Shoot me in the head, shoot me in the head, shoot me in the head.

[05:58:45] There's a fucking pussy!

[05:59:01] Oh

[05:59:14] Dude, it's it's gone walk it goes on walk. Oh, it's you welcome to the stream. What are the show?

[05:59:22] What were the no, sorry not the string one of the show welcome to the production worthy of being called a show

[05:59:31] I'm big in China wait, that's Korea whoops

[05:59:48] Oops.

[05:59:51] Brem, Brem, Brem.

[05:59:59] Alright, I'm gonna do a bin.

[06:00:01] You guys ready?

[06:00:02] You guys ready?

[06:00:07] You guys ready?

[06:00:08] You guys probably haven't heard this one before, okay?

[06:00:12] A guy who streams...

[06:00:15] But he calls his streamer, Shubb.

[06:00:26] Instead of a streamer.

[06:00:31] I've already done that well. I was spabbed in.

[06:01:01] Okay, that door sounded like it was behind me. How was that fucking possible?

[06:01:22] You fucking bitch!

[06:01:31] You've done well to bring the city to this far to ruin.

[06:01:34] You've just been doing nothing hard to find over the last four years.

[06:01:39] Reload to her no reason.

[06:01:41] I wasn't sure how much ammo I had, man.

[06:01:47] How many people did I kill?

[06:01:52] Count?

[06:01:53] Counting would be the same as reloading in that situation.

[06:01:57] Get three bullets left.

[06:01:58] I wasn't counting my bullets!

[06:01:59] I'm sorry. I just reloaded for safety. I assumed after the third guy I killed I was safe wrong

[06:02:12] You tell that joke about five guys and getting the order wrong again

[06:02:16] Yeah, so I wonder

[06:02:29] and turn it back on to monitor us.

[06:02:31] Oh, we have lost contact.

[06:02:35] We have lost contact with Fox.

[06:02:37] I'm casting this on an open frequency.

[06:02:40] Look at it!

[06:02:41] We're talking about a spike.

[06:02:43] Get out of here!

[06:02:44] Get out of here!

[06:02:45] Get out of here!

[06:02:46] What's this?

[06:02:47] We have lost question now!

[06:02:49] Don't look!

[06:02:50] Get out of here!

[06:02:51] Get out of here!

[06:02:52] Get out of here!

[06:02:53] Get out of here!

[06:02:54] Get out of here!

[06:02:55] You ever see someone who like visually looks stupid?

[06:03:12] You ever just like catch a glimpse of someone and like you just like know that that person

[06:03:17] is stupid, right?

[06:03:18] I went to five guys and the lady that took my order definitely gave off that vibe.

[06:03:25] Right now place my order and I said I would like a bacon cheeseburger, please. I said, okay

[06:03:32] Waited for my order

[06:03:35] Got it I opened it up

[06:03:38] Oh, look at that, calling brutality!

[06:03:41] Bluefuck.

[06:03:42] It's gonna give us a few hundred to carry.

[06:03:48] Hold on.

[06:03:54] I felt kind of guilty about, you know, automatically assuming that someone...

[06:04:00] is stupid, just based on, like, their appearance, right?

[06:04:02] Anyway, I got that hamburger.

[06:04:04] Cheeseburger.

[06:04:05] Bacon cheeseburger.

[06:04:08] And there were two patties on and I was like this fucking stupid bitch got my order

[06:04:28] That's it

[06:04:32] What do you mean? What do you mean? That's it

[06:04:38] Are you bitching about free meat?

[06:04:45] The joke is, I mean, you need at least a rudimentary understanding of the five guys of ordering

[06:04:50] menu in order to get the joke, but basically I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and by default,

[06:04:57] unless you order the little bacon cheeseburger, it comes with two patties.

[06:05:01] So I assumed that this lady was stupid as fuck, but I'm actually the stupidest fuck

[06:05:05] one because I got the bat the burger and assumed it despite getting the order wrong

[06:05:13] that she was stupid as fuck and that my order was wrong

[06:05:18] explain the joke I have to explain it because you guys are stupid

[06:05:24] it's very funny

[06:05:27] I'm gonna try and tell that joke every week guys I'm gonna master it dude

[06:05:32] get down

[06:05:35] The high BMI humor!

[06:05:55] The joke is that I'm stupid.

[06:05:57] That's the joke.

[06:05:59] Anyway, fuck you, IBM, I got it.

[06:06:10] I'm going to disarm this despite there being a guy around the corner.

[06:06:17] Yippee!

[06:06:25] Do you think she knows secretly she's not getting out of here?

[06:06:33] I feel like she probably knows.

[06:06:49] Voice crack?

[06:06:50] Yeah dude.

[06:06:51] But the human feces stacking up on my body right now is actually impacting my normal faculties.

[06:06:58] Where are you on your knees?

[06:07:00] Hey!

[06:07:03] There's just too much poop.

[06:07:11] Here island looking rough.

[06:07:13] It looks like a glorious lion's mane, actually.

[06:07:30] Your older brother beat this game?

[06:07:32] Good for him, man.

[06:07:34] Good for him.

[06:07:37] This is fucking awesome.

[06:07:48] This game...

[06:07:49] This game's not a podcast.

[06:07:51] Sorry, I forgot it was real life.

[06:07:57] Do we challenge this fella or what?

[06:07:59] Meh.

[06:08:07] We're live when the doors close.

[06:08:31] Shut up.

[06:08:46] Hmm.

[06:08:50] Hmm.

[06:08:56] Bambam bambam bambalini.

[06:08:59] Hi.

[06:09:01] Any bad dudes in here?

[06:09:11] I'm gonna head to bed to get them to have fun with your little games.

[06:09:17] Game is life dude.

[06:09:26] It's not a little game, first of all.

[06:09:29] You think there's a second guy in there? No way, right fellas?

[06:09:31] And what attempt would you consider stopping?

[06:09:39] What is this fucking- oh no.

[06:10:01] I died 700 times to the same Eldering Boss, a boss that could kill me in one hit.

[06:10:08] Okay, I want to beat the boss.

[06:10:14] I beat that game.

[06:10:16] Okay, another game where you die in one hit.

[06:10:22] I died 900 times to Needle Knight later, that is misleading, I died to her and six other

[06:10:28] Extremely powerful NPC summons, okay, not just her

[06:10:53] Yeah

[06:10:58] Oh, I'm Nade all night, ladda.

[06:11:06] Carried by Hansbock?

[06:11:07] I didn't get carried by a single motherfucker, dude.

[06:11:10] I did that shit myself.

[06:11:16] Get out of here.

[06:11:26] Yeah, yeah

[06:11:45] Reserve bomb bomb lit

[06:11:56] I don't see that in the subtitles.

[06:12:18] Wow, that was our first flash way.

[06:12:44] of

[06:13:01] A man driven mad by the ROE.

[06:13:13] He's up there.

[06:13:24] over here. Well, let's go see if he's over there.

[06:13:36] Isn't that a Jasmine? What is that?

[06:13:45] Was I a police officer before I was a streamer? No.

[06:13:49] I mean, yeah.

[06:13:54] Okay, where the fuck?

[06:14:03] He sounded so close.

[06:14:04] Wait, maybe he's interior.

[06:14:12] Okay, kind of weird.

[06:14:24] Oh fuck.

[06:14:31] Kind of weird.

[06:14:32] that before it made the click.

[06:14:51] You know, I think this is the attempt. I think this is the attempt.

[06:14:58] Can I do some Duke Nuke on my ad libs?

[06:15:05] Yeah.

[06:15:10] Stick it up your ass.

[06:15:15] I've got bowls of steel.

[06:15:18] I didn't see you!

[06:15:23] I didn't see you!

[06:15:26] You guys didn't either, by the way.

[06:15:35] I did not see him, dude.

[06:15:39] Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride. This is the first thing he says in the game, by the way.

[06:15:49] Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

[06:15:52] uh...

[06:15:54] there is a need for some

[06:16:03] when there's a uh... american streamer informer u.s. navy sale

[06:16:08] no no

[06:16:11] you hold it right there but

[06:16:22] We have watch contact.

[06:16:24] We have watch contact.

[06:16:25] The clock is on.

[06:16:27] I'll catch him this one.

[06:16:28] Open as quickly as you can.

[06:16:29] That's right.

[06:16:29] More shooting.

[06:16:30] One more minute and he's alive.

[06:16:32] What the fuck's the matter with you?

[06:16:33] There are at least one stick of the clock.

[06:16:35] There are only six.

[06:16:37] We have lost twice, sir.

[06:16:38] How could he have gone...

[06:16:40] I don't know.

[06:16:40] I don't know about that.

[06:16:42] What do you mean?

[06:16:44] The man threw deep latune.

[06:16:46] Oversight confirms its role.

[06:16:47] Stainless, verified.

[06:16:49] Maintain safety.

[06:16:50] I didn't see a petulant tone.

[06:17:02] How do you think that's a petulant tone?

[06:17:04] That was a tone of defeat.

[06:17:07] B A F E E T.

[06:17:09] L S T G.

[06:17:11] L M E E T R O C.

[06:17:14] Rebending suspect hearing.

[06:17:16] This is T.O.C. under 5th of jurisdiction.

[06:17:18] Copy. Neutralized.

[06:17:20] Oversight review.

[06:17:22] Hands on your head! Move hands on your head!

[06:17:24] Get in the ground!

[06:17:26] Amarra pose a little bit.

[06:17:28] I'm going to get the high-gainer.

[06:17:30] I think I'll just be a little bit late.

[06:17:32] I don't want to go in.

[06:17:34] Can you just follow the position?

[06:17:36] be in the hostages because you can't beat the level? Yeah. Yeah. Mr. Anderson, thanks

[06:17:47] for 7. What's some other cool stuff Duke Nukem says? Hold it right there, Buster. Your ass

[06:17:57] This is grass, and I've got the lawnmower.

[06:18:07] There's a snake in my boot.

[06:18:09] What are you looking at?

[06:18:15] I'm challenging this guy, and I don't give a fuck.

[06:18:32] Good chow?

[06:18:33] Wait, this guy shortened challenge to chow.

[06:18:36] That was cool.

[06:18:37] Nice CHA.

[06:18:46] Boy, that guy shortened it even further.

[06:18:48] I don't know if you should be...

[06:18:49] I don't know if you should go that far, to be honest.

[06:18:54] Seems a bit irresponsible.

[06:18:57] Good C.

[06:18:58] Nice C.

[06:18:59] GV.

[06:19:00] Come on, guys.

[06:19:06] I'm losing my sense of person right now, as I fail to understand the words you're saying.

[06:19:13] Soon it will be nothing.

[06:19:14] It'll be cool to not speak.

[06:19:19] Surely there's not a guy right here, right?

[06:19:26] Just me and my deagle, yeah.

[06:19:29] We need to talk. We've got to get Suspect here.

[06:19:36] What are you doing?

[06:19:38] Oh, let me go.

[06:19:41] Hey.

[06:19:43] Hey.

[06:19:44] Hey.

[06:19:47] What?

[06:19:52] Get down! Now!

[06:19:56] Yes, you're not.

[06:19:59] Open the door, pussy.

[06:20:04] Down on your knees!

[06:20:07] Yeah, stack it up, bitch.

[06:20:24] Can't kill me, can't kill me, can't kill me.

[06:20:29] you asked for it dude is bed still valid we'll count that one look at that one we

[06:20:44] got that one, dude.

[06:20:49] Josh, you think Spur's tellin'?

[06:20:53] People tellin', this is talk with Fython over.

[06:20:55] Nice ATMP.

[06:20:57] Ooh.

[06:21:00] That's not the word.

[06:21:06] Sports!

[06:21:14] I think they're all right. You've lost millions of points, believe me. Well, hopefully you

[06:21:35] bet properly this time because this is probably going to be the biggest point redistribution

[06:21:43] And it's the history of points

[06:21:51] You just got your boba

[06:22:05] Me when I get the cool unlimited a magical

[06:22:13] Why who you have to hurry me when I dab of everyone in the universe who has a bofa

[06:22:28] I'm in custody, and ready for transport.

[06:22:33] And deliberately ignore everyone else.

[06:22:38] Fuck you.

[06:22:39] What's a Bofa?

[06:22:44] I can't pronounce that shit.

[06:22:45] Why do you think these fucking dumbass root scape players call it a Bofa, dude?

[06:22:58] You know the, uh, the vernaculars that were, there was kind of, the vernacular that kind

[06:23:11] of developed on RuneScape.

[06:23:15] Oh my god.

[06:23:17] I hit F to make him surrender.

[06:23:42] Dude! Lady help me! Help me! Charge him!

[06:23:49] Is he already in?

[06:23:56] Oh, you already bombed me a hundred miles.

[06:24:05] Well, we're almost dead.

[06:24:15] So that was my last bolt, swag.

[06:24:23] Avoidable damage of used wedges.

[06:24:25] We want them to kick doors down in charge or that just goes already.

[06:24:29] It kind of sets them up for the easy kill.

[06:24:38] Can you continue the vernacular talk?

[06:24:41] RuneScape players, because they were all stupid little kids who didn't do their English homework

[06:24:46] would just sit on RuneScape and then like abbreviate and shorten everything and it became this

[06:24:52] like weird little like pseudo language

[06:24:57] bom bom bom the game abbreviates to though in weird ways so maybe it's not

[06:25:03] entirely their fault

[06:25:08] and from pre-prim pre-prim pre-prim pay watch me man

[06:25:14] do the number of kids that probably couldn't spell Cemetery man is actually

[06:25:18] crazy. What do you think about it? You would think it would have the opposite effects.

[06:25:28] Like you see it so much in game that like they finally learn how to fucking spell that

[06:25:32] shit. Alright let's try to align this up shall we? Okay.

[06:25:40] Oh I moved. Surprised.

[06:25:48] monkey falling over remote people still say QUE instead of QEUE who who does

[06:26:03] that? Yeah, that's all right. Redo, redo, redo, redo, redo. I keep trying to save my flashbangs

[06:26:21] for no fucking reason. I think I'm gonna go all out this mission, boys. I think Shrug's off the

[06:26:29] weighted clothing? Where's Frieza? Where's Frieza?

[06:26:52] Where's the tombs?

[06:26:55] I don't need to

[06:27:25] your side commends your precision.

[06:27:27] I don't need two to defeat T'Nitus.

[06:27:30] Oh, I do.

[06:27:41] Dude!

[06:27:43] That was a good call.

[06:27:46] Relax.

[06:27:55] Why do you scream like that I'm gonna I'm a I'm a good guy. I'm the good guy

[06:28:01] I

[06:28:22] Was there a second guy in there

[06:28:24] Wait, maybe he did another yell after I shot him in the fucking neck.

[06:28:39] This guy, no one reacted in here which tells me, uh, we probably got some dudes in this

[06:28:44] hallway fellas if I'm being 2BH.

[06:28:46] Just use the stairs you fuck.

[06:29:02] Where is everybody?

[06:29:03] This is weird.

[06:29:05] This is weird good.

[06:29:16] Surely no one hiding in the corner, right, fellows?

[06:29:30] Remember when we saw that glitch where the enemy got stuck?

[06:29:33] And then the game, because he got stuck, decided that...

[06:29:37] instead of making it impossible for us to find him, they teleported him out of the chair and then bound him?

[06:29:44] That was cool.

[06:29:46] Wait, I had to check for traps.

[06:29:51] No traps detected.

[06:29:54] Grenada!

[06:29:55] If you get out and keep your head off the weapon, I'll drop the weapon!

[06:29:59] You creep!

[06:30:00] Leave the fuck.

[06:30:01] Set that down.

[06:30:02] Minus one.

[06:30:03] Set that down.

[06:30:08] Minus one.

[06:30:15] You guys ever play killing floor one?

[06:30:19] Remember no scoping in that shit?

[06:30:20] That shit was so fucking clean.

[06:30:22] Holy moly.

[06:30:25] Holy guacar moly, dude.

[06:30:29] You mean the mod?

[06:30:30] No, I'm talking about the the release of the game and not whatever came before that because I don't care.

[06:30:39] Remember West London?

[06:30:41] Dude, yes, man.

[06:30:42] Remember fucking?

[06:30:45] What was my favorite killing floor level?

[06:30:50] Probably I remember the farm one the most.

[06:30:54] The the nighttime farm map.

[06:31:00] Literally what you're thinking of?

[06:31:07] Yep dude, yep, yep.

[06:31:11] Uh oh.

[06:31:16] Open the door bro.

[06:31:18] Favorite Leoparded 1 campaign?

[06:31:23] I like...

[06:31:24] Hold on.

[06:31:25] hold on

[06:31:32] I know there's another guy in there.

[06:31:58] I like Blood Harvest because I've played all the other ones so fucking much.

[06:32:07] That was the one that I always seemed to like play the least.

[06:32:12] Like it.

[06:32:14] I wouldn't even go so far as to say I don't even remember most of them.

[06:32:38] Yeah

[06:32:46] The thing is dying

[06:32:55] Yeah, like I like blood harvest I

[06:32:58] Like what's the one that ends at the boathouse?

[06:33:03] Like the lake house or what I guess it would be a river

[06:33:08] It's not death toll or a swamp.

[06:33:37] I'm holding the nastiest motherfucking angle known to man. I'm so

[06:33:54] hanged up right now dude. Call me a motherfucking triangle dude. I got 90 degrees

[06:33:58] for each motherfucking who's trying to challenge me. I will destroy you.

[06:34:07] I thought there was another guy here.

[06:34:33] Wait.

[06:34:38] So the horse is just like, yeah they kind of give them a little bit.

[06:34:59] When they say, oh, they left me for dead, these idiots left me for dead, normally that means

[06:35:11] there was a guy in there, but he left.

[06:35:14] But it's hard to trust the callouts all the time.

[06:35:18] Do you think my new name is Cool Moon Moon, what a big hog, squeezer, H-A-W-G, okay?

[06:35:27] be big HOG squeezer taken?

[06:35:31] Howg is more impactful?

[06:35:44] Okay.

[06:35:57] No, it is not more impactful because to me it feels like that guy can't spell home. You know what I mean?

[06:36:04] And that's a three letter word so it's kind of sad

[06:36:09] Where are you scared of?

[06:36:13] I'm ready to get shot in the back. I'm ready to get shot. Okay, that was not the back

[06:36:26] Hey!

[06:36:27] Hands on your head!

[06:36:33] Now!

[06:36:34] Hands up!

[06:36:35] Down to your knees!

[06:36:36] Hands on your gut shoes!

[06:36:37] Stay here.

[06:36:38] Do not get in our way.

[06:36:39] Oh, look at that.

[06:36:40] Call me through town.

[06:36:41] All right, you're going to tell me if someone comes to the door.

[06:36:42] I'm not a civilian security.

[06:36:43] Oh!

[06:36:44] Whoa!

[06:36:45] Whoa!

[06:36:46] Whoa!

[06:36:47] Whoa!

[06:36:48] All right, you're gonna tell me if someone comes to the door.

[06:37:01] Human wedge.

[06:37:05] He used to have civilians as door stops? Maybe.

[06:37:08] Is Poimain canonically ship-maxing during this match?

[06:37:23] Um...

[06:37:26] No, it's purgatory.

[06:37:31] It's like Groundhog Day.

[06:37:32] Everything starts over.

[06:37:36] Cause there were like a Groundhog Day movie where like the main character was like, oh man.

[06:37:43] I could just like kill literally anyone and get away with it.

[06:37:45] And like, do they ever do that?

[06:37:49] Cause in Groundhog Day I'm pretty sure Bill Murray doesn't kill anyone.

[06:37:54] Edge of Tomorrow?

[06:37:59] Groundhog Day was literally a movie you were.

[06:38:01] Yeah.

[06:38:02] He kills multiple people, wait, really?

[06:38:07] Yeah, he killed himself, but...

[06:38:20] I'm gonna be honest, I looked at the trap there.

[06:38:32] Bro.

[06:38:34] Did he pass out from the shot? Did I hit him?

[06:38:45] Yes.

[06:38:46] Wait.

[06:38:54] Dude, what?

[06:38:57] What the flug? Dude, it's fucked up. I actually glanced at you for like a brief second.

[06:39:01] In that- in that whole sequence where I'm leaning right there previously before all of this?

[06:39:08] I didn't look one time.

[06:39:12] And the one-

[06:39:16] Come on, fellas. It's not that serious, bros.

[06:39:23] Come on, fellas.

[06:39:31] so

[06:39:41] I'm

[06:39:52] I'm done I got to get in the Marl boys

[06:39:55] Daps up big hog squeezer boom Daps up doomsday in-chap

[06:39:59] Boom! Daps a show in chat! Boom, boom, boom, boom!

[06:40:04] Laggard, thanks for showing me.

[06:40:06] The Arkane X is for TGSA, thanks for showing me.