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04-10-2026 · 6h 51m
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Thanks for seven. Yo, Moon Moon, can I get permission to buy a shadowverse evolve cards
without telling my wife? And if you don't answer this, could I get the mods permission?
I give you permission.
Should I put on deodorant today?
Nope.
Fuck that.
Fuck that shit.
Is there an index for 7?
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Was the text text by your cam mean
Nothing don't worry don't worry about that
Do not worry about the precise context of that message
And off thanks for something what you guys do today what you guys do today
I'm going to go with the
Arcus Orion. Thanks for seven.
Train legs and 40 minutes of cardio. My dick is huge.
True. So true.
havenator, thanks for having smoked weed and watched fallout word in the
psychiatry appointment and I helped an old lady with a broken arm.
He helped her do what?
How did that old lady help you?
Think about that.
How old is she?
70 plus.
That's a boomer.
just cut my grass with my shirt off. Wow.
Who do you play? I think it's her sub.
But groceries in her car, she called me a slur.
Oh, I think I know where this is going.
Which one?
Well, the guy's name is Fenboy Bugs.
So I think I can imagine the one that she probably used being a 75 plus two years old
And that will let that be a lesson to you don't waste your time helping the elderly dude giga will release for some
Mm-hmm. She probably went home and sprayed your groceries.
The groceries you touch with lie sellers of should set a prayer to
set a prayer to Jay Christ.
Fucking.
Made a big post on Facebook about.
Our grandchildren or some shit after.
I
Cleaned me glasses I can see now
Load it up. Thanks for something
Want to be a baller
Everyone over 60 should lose their rights. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They should just,
they should have to work harder to keep their rights. It's different. It's different. It's
different. It's different. But because they've lived so long, they should have the necessary
life experience to pull off such a difficult feat like retesting for their driver's license every month.
You got time, you're retired. Oh wait, no, you're not.
Oops, I buzzed it up JLH's up and uh, Zyken thinks we're so.
My drink was closed.
right turn something you work for dumbass you're talking about privileges okay Mr.
Autist I was waxing poetic when I say they've been working their entire life I
do not literally mean working I mean like living striving improving learning you
know that's that's what the the working their entire life like encapsulates right
Boom, you think there's a job out there, Mr. Mann, that specifically qualifies the elderly
to take a DMV test every month?
I doubt it.
Could I have been talking about that profession?
Which profession is it?
I think we need mail affirmation before getting started tonight.
All right.
Any men in chat?
I'm looking for some help
Permission to leave you in need while I whack off in parenthesis my penis
Did not
Hey, he's a bit dope
My I don't watch the space landing later, I don't give a fuck about space I do not care about space
Fuck space. Fuck space. Space is preventing humanity from realizing that there's like
portals to another dimension at the bottom of the motherfucking ocean, dude. They're like,
ooh, but what if we go to space a little bit easier? Ooh, I wonder if there's any life out there
on fucking Jupiter. Is Jupiter inhabited, dude? Oh no, let's go send a more powerful
satellite scope out there, dude. Make a submarine that's immune to being crushed
at certain deaths, NASA. Please.
A mon philax for God's sake.
They already did that.
Oh, so there's a submarine that can go to the bottom of the ocean, dude.
DOWDED!
This guy hates space. Yes. Okay, so how come they haven't
No, they haven't shown me pictures with their iphone.
They're called bought bought these scapes.
What? No guarantee it goes back up, though.
Dude, I'm telling you guys, there's some some weird shit at the bottom of the ocean,
Dude, I'm telling you, in space, you can see everything.
But in the ocean.
Has every cave been explored?
Dude, it's just hubris.
It's human hubris, dude.
Think about like this.
Okay.
It's like in Starcraft, when you don't scout for like someone going to
cheese your base with like a barracks, you know, like, that's what it feels like.
Or like an AoE too, when you don't scout around your base to like find like a relic
that's like really close or, you know, like a hole in the potential wall that
you're going to make.
And that's what it feels like to be going to space instead of the bottom of the ocean.
Mandarin.
There's a little.
I don't know.
Whenever you or your out-of-touch chatter say da instead of the the doomsday clock takes one second forward
Indeed I quite agree chatter
The lack of grammar on display by these reprehensible chatters is something to be observed
Semicolon. I pray that they are able to understand at a basic third grade level the nature of
grammar, English grammar, and its application in an online chat room. Sorry, I had something
of my throat. Hmm. It's got type type of shit in a full sentence, by the way, dude, shut
up, bitch. Shut up, bitch.
Yeah, so my dear bee. Yeah, you like that? So I grew up today for no reason. Someone
reminded me that space exists and space sucks yeah you smoke weed or vape
Nate I had a beer the other day just one
So I'm going to talk to look at the pics we have of the Mariana Trench pictures of Mariana
Trench images.
Hmm.
This is kind of boring.
I can see why people prefer space. I'm gonna be honest.
There's trash even in the Mariana trench.
There's a plastic bag down there, dude.
Yeah.
Dude.
Ocean trash when they're asking each other where they're from
and the guy says, I'm from the fucking trenches, dude.
Mariano Trench and everyone gasped collectively, all the way here.
How'd it get there?
Scruff? Hello? Astral? Thanks for selling it.
I came. I saw. I praise the Lord.
DSV Limiting Factor.
Explore Victor Vescavo's ocean research firm,
Coladin Oceanic and currently owned and operated by
Gabe Newells, Inc. Fish Ocean Exploration Research Organization.
Whoa!
Uh, no.
What the...
Titanium Pressure Hole.
This is cool.
uh no sun no no stars though so this boy this boy i want to go to mars i want to go to mars
please am i oh that was water that one time two ten thousand years ago ten million years ago
fuck you space nerd they're both cool you ding dong no i have to pick a side i have to pick a side
I'm space wing dude or ocean wing
Which side are you on ocean or space I
Like the ocean because it has a bigger CEO KD
Another reason to like the ocean is all I'm saying that guy probably a babies dude. You don't fucking know that
All spaces that were done is kill innocent
entrepreneurs and hard-working men and women and visionaries. You know what I mean?
Explorers of our time
Dogs
Hold on I might be switching sides actually now that I think about
Like four people said and
And monkey who fucking cares dude
Who freaking care, dude?
Meal meal meal meal meal meal meal meal
Dude, I'm telling you guys, there's some shit at the bottom of the ocean that don't want us to see.
Update on the chimp civil war didn't know anything about it
No, there's not
Dude, I'm telling you right now it's some fourth dimension shit
Dude, you go low enough and then you end up just like in a different dimension, but you might be thinking
What is low relatively well if you go down in any direction you end up at the other dimension
There's actually an inside to the earth. It's like a big cave.
Has anyone been?
The test that found microplastic in our balls were probably contaminated by the latex gloves.
The scientists were wearing it's all a scare.
Oh.
I didn't even think of that, so my balls don't have microplastics.
A Mariana trench picture was probably faked.
Prove it.
Prove it, dude.
Prove it.
Where's your proof?
Prove it.
Prove it.
Am I speaking of hollow earth?
I
Know what I'm thinking of is like a like a
Like a like a like a quick one portal dude, just go low enough and then you just teleport
Is this as you go low enough you just wow you're fucking
and getting shot at by a dude with a fucking railgun
who can't move his shoulders or some shit.
Ha ha ha ha.
It's not an extra dimension.
It's my car batteries that I throw in there.
Hmm.
Dude, I don't know if it's allergies or what.
But I think I'm getting sick.
Think it's just allergies. I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Never relieved. I mean maybe I had allergies my whole life. I just never paid attention to it, but man I
Be waking up stuff dude Zilcio and best of the forgotten by the way, thank you very much
Do you have any clothes that don't fit anymore or slash ones that you don't like that you
could possibly sell me?
Dude, whenever I see like
Like in this music video this guy's driving a Tesla, but it's like one of the shitty ones with like the the pop out
HUD in the middle
Whenever I see a Tesla without like the the fucking
The computer in the middle built into the center console or whatever dude. I look down on them. I'm like, I cannot lie. I cannot lie
you
I was a good music video, so shame you guys couldn't see it, wait, I was the guy who
You made the Jesus song.
She did die.
She died a year after this.
because incubated by the
lichter
you can't fool me
You shut up. Not yet. Not yet.
Remember when I told you guys about how I saw a clip of, uh,
it was during the, the Team Water, Mr. Beast thing,
and it was like XQC and Aiden Ross or whatever. And Mr. Beast
and Aiden Ross was arguing with XQC about the, uh,
about space being fake pretty much and his his main argument point was how come
they don't take pictures of it with their iPhone why isn't it like that was
his litmus for not believing it was really funny and XQC was like what the
What the fuck are you actually talking about?
It was dumbfounded.
So whenever I, whenever I,
whatever I say, take a picture of it with an iPhone, that's,
that is what I'm referencing.
I got to blow my nose.
Do you believe in the Big Bang Theory or PANGREA?
Which one of them said PANGREA? I think it was Aynara.
PANGREA!
Even in the Big Bang Theory or PANGREA?
What the fuck is PANGREA?
That sounds like some World of Warcraft thing.
World of Warcraft thing.
It's where...
Islands?
Like the whole world is?
I don't know, that explains confidence.
Confidence.
The who?
The right or...
Or planet.
or a planet?
The world is the planet.
Oh, my theory doesn't affect the other.
They're both part of the same.
I know, I know, I know.
What I'm saying is, yeah, there's confidence.
There's confidence, there's confidence.
Yeah, but they're blacks, that's what that is.
Which one are you leaving?
The big bang.
All the planets in shit?
Planets in shit?
And the plan is in a certain state or shape or a much of a has certain content. It's made our way and then
Meteor happens
And it splits up right and have condense. That's gonna happen
So they're both the same theory right?
Okay, what is it?
It's like saying I have butter bread
Oh
But I'll read well my bet is butter
Holy fuck.
He made it.
He made the big bang.
There you are, bang Korea, dude.
Holy fuck.
That is funny, man.
Holy fuck, that is funny.
I think we just trying to say
Pange, Pangeria existed and Big Big Theory exists.
So they're both there.
Hmm, I see.
I see, I see.
There's a little word you're looking for that's funny and not upsetting.
I find this knowledge of science to be quite unsettling.
This is Bartlett's 7th grade science class taught me that PENGREA was actually PENGIA!
Yeah, it's funny. It's funny.
I gotta blow my head up so bugger back. Give me a second.
I wanna show you guys cause it's gross.
Chops up the line.
Have you seen the trench coat weave meltdown from earlier today?
No.
I
What I like to
Disney slur out because I can't watch it if he slurs out
No, all right the guard wants to find and put it up. I'll watch that shit fucking dude
Is this like when Summit takes a break to blow his nose? No, he's smoking weed when he does that.
I'm using paper towels to blow my nose.
What?
He looks pissed we can't see and I click the link
The cars got like download it and stuff so you gotta give them a you gotta give them a little bit
Okay, they they were prepared with the pangria tic-tac
Compilation but we were not prepared for the screaming weeaboo cut like video
Chud
They're both there but it's part of the both part of the same theory that chud weeaboo
Eventually a meteor came
and hit the Earth.
Hello?
Can you open this door please?
For what?
Well I just want to make sure that everything's okay.
What do you mean?
I don't know, I just figured out a check on something.
I don't know what you want man, get out of my house.
Open this fucking door!
What do you mean?
I don't know, I just figured out a check on something.
I don't know what you want, man. Get out of my house.
Open this fucking door!
Where's your daughter, man?
Where's your daughter, man?
Talking about.
Where's your daughter?
Who's in there with you?
Bro.
Bro.
If you don't...
...leash off the door.
Open this door, I'm breaking the fucking down.
You understand me?
Leave my house. You don't...
Are you okay?
What? Pause the video, pause the video.
Everyone's okay. What do you want?
Yeah, dude. Yeah, right boys boys
Yeah, all right, you can continue continue
Transformative yep
This guy has to be related to you.
Not true.
Look at it.
Look at his hairline.
How far forward it goes.
It's not possible.
Can you leave my house, please?
You don't need to go up, please.
You have nothing to do with my house.
Can you leave my house?
You know what my name is?
I don't know who you are.
You don't belong in this neighborhood.
That's for sure.
This is my neighborhood, though.
Yeah, I live there. I don't know you.
My name is Harry Jesden motherfucker.
Open the door. This is my neighborhood.
Open the fucking door.
Dude, he looks like he's wearing like the old, like,
Posit, Posit, Posit? No.
I will fucking eat you.
His nose, glasses, and the eyebrows look like those old
disguise kits that you would put on and wear.
Like you don't like the like in like bugs bunny cartoons and shit
Continue who the fuck is Harry Dresden you understand me
Oh
No, dude, he was influenced by liberal media to think he's a character from a book dude
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Oh, it's the bell?
Sorry, I looked away for one second.
Oh, fuck it, get the hell out!
Oh, fuck it, get the hell out!
Fuck it, get the hell out!
Fuck it, get the hell out!
Fuck it, get the hell out!
Not pictured was the ring camera being murdered, unfortunately.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, that guy, that guy looks like he lives in a place where Castle Doctor may apply, though.
You can tell by, like, the arches, the arch of the.
Porch.
That that's looking like like New Mexico, Texas.
You know, I mean, like, better be careful, dude.
Arizona.
Arch equals Castle Nocturne. No, but there's a certain kind of architecture
predominantly used in certain areas of America. I've got the exact
name. It's like someone in chat knows. Someone in chat knows the kind of
Market is a Mesa style fucking.
Like there's there's that one house in GTA, the ranch house or whatever.
I don't have like that.
Wabla.
Santa Fe. Yeah, dude.
I
Although
This is not a Santa Fe style house no, I don't know we'll see
Honestly, I don't know I can do any of this I wonder more I want more of the context. I'll tell you why it's fake
It's all fake
I
Don't for click arenos
It was staged
It works it did I was click I was click bait arena
I mean who would not shoot that guy right I mean if this guy kicked out my door after doing all that
Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I think most Americans feel that way. Unless you live in a place
where you can't do that, right? But that's just that's just that's like that's like,
It's like the racial debuff, you know what I mean?
I'm looking for a song!
There's a non-zero chance he has a sword, probably Katana under his trench coat.
You play the Chinese SpongeBob song one time. I don't even know what song you're talking about. I'm going to be honest.
It lit candle at church this week for your hair big dog. God bless.
I think it's a good idea to play the spongebub rap song that you like.
Oh, yeah, that song that bump on stream all the time, dude.
Oh, it's.
Oh, this one.
you
Enough!
Notorious Lion, thanks for seven.
Any proverbs today?
Hmm.
I'm going to take one from the art of war, okay?
All right.
What is the supreme art of war to subdue the enemy without fighting in the midst of chaos? There is also opportunity
Gong. Gong.
Su said on deception all warfare is based on deception
Okay, I wasn't looking for the racist Chinese dog. Yeah, I was looking for just like a singular dog strike
every guy we go that was looking for the bucket the early 90s oh a Chinese
character appeared on your credit
Holy moly, just give me one gong dude.
It was like, it was, Chinese gong meme sound effect.
Who is the main?
You have lost the patch?
I know.
Oh, it's still there.
It's still there.
It's just very wispy.
Very wispy.
All right.
Listen up.
All right
Listen up
It's our first time doing this mission. I've heard it's pretty hard. Let's get it
Every team
Dairy daily Dora wellness check.
Someone kill that Dora.
I can't see this on an open screen, please.
I was looking at some sort of device.
It looks like it's being used to capture and watch videos of explosives.
We need a bomb to watch this now.
Stop it!
I can't see it.
Watch this text for some of the projects here.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Hands up now!
Rock your knees! Hands on your head! Do it! Get in the ground!
Now! Hands up! Now! Fuck you! Get in the ground!
You want to see your hands!
Coward.
Fuckin' pussies.
Stay down and turn around.
Enter King of Cork.
Some effects being by the transportation.
This is Tocke, under 5th of jurisdiction.
Restraint confirmed. Maintain situational control.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Hands up, fuck.
Put your hands up.
Fuck.
We gotta get suspect here.
Burnin' it.
Burnin' it.
Turn around slowly.
Where's other?
Yeah, I couldn't do that.
5,000 ms reaction time or is this guy fucking stupid man like this guy fucking stupid
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Sorry I'm late, big tortoise
Do not call me that
Command, to dis-
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut their feet
Put your eyes on the building from here
If you do this before 300 deaths, I will win big on the prediction part.
Every time I wake up, all of my friends get gunned down.
This guy curved his bullets to hit me by the way.
I was waiting for him to look at me, you know what I mean?
Maybe I can get him to surrender.
No, hell no, dude.
He was even pointing the gun at me, man.
Barbar Barbar Barbar me me me me.
You're so not locked in.
He was not pointing his fucking gun at me, dude.
In order to hit someone with your gun, you have to aim at them, typically.
If he is not aiming at me, I'm not in the media thread, right?
I
Oh, you see those things?
Oh, I'm gonna smash it now!
Stop!
To the left!
Stop!
Daaay!
All the stuff they were saying is that the model
will find all the elements of the target.
So we can get him by the trailers.
Talk and Pfizer to all elements.
ROE applied successfully.
Oversight satisfied.
Reloading.
We have one dead suspect here.
Command, this is Dean Platoon. Oversight confirms control.
Copy that. Target's vacality logged. Oversight will dispatch coroner's post off.
Father, sound spooky osix for subtle.
Drop the weapon and get down! Drop the weapon and put your hands on your head!
Hands up! Do it now!
I'm not putting that down!
Mr. Toggs, the Federal chain is established.
Operation has failed. Oversight is authorizing a full formal investigation.
What's there to investigate?
At Moon Moon, stop fucking rushing.
Dude, I saw the message, but it didn't have the background, man. That felt good.
That felt goooorious!
Hmm, mm-mm-mm.
can I see this yes do you see this
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Okay.
Dab on your knees!
Hands on your heads!
We're going to take control.
They were right behind me!
We need to talk. It's building custody and security.
Command to de-platoon. Oversight confirms control.
Arrest complete. Stand by for confirmation.
Tour this way.
This is Todd, you can hear me.
Suspective is watching and hijacking our comms.
That was still something around here.
We're going to run out of water to hold.
Can you follow this official?
Get in the ground now!
Not good. Not good.
not good
to come out here it's cool it's cool
Oh, it was friggin' locked!
Gia, show up no big strong terrorists come up behind me and shoot me.
Hello?
La, la, la, la.
I cast Astral Protection Jutsu to close that door.
He died holding the flag.
Oh, say can you see?
Tell me, Tom.
The suspect is down.
By the dawn, earthly light.
Oh, that's a brandy weevil.
And that's why lies last gleaming
How come there's not a Pokemon with like a gun?
Blastoise? Those are water cannons, it's not a gun.
Nice try, liberal.
Remoli? Grinsevely? This is actually a trap to get you guys to name Pokemon other than
the original 151.
It would appear I have located my targets.
God stuff him into the toilet locker.
Welp. Oh god.
Torta down.
Not yet. No, he was the Torta. I'm not the Torta.
Well, I can't focus, see!
I just want them to know I'm coming.
I just found a question for you.
Release.
Safety.
Solitude.
It's another unit, Judge.
You are here with us now.
It feels like my feet sound like they're moving much faster than they actually are.
I'm gonna kill you.
Shit he is.
Keeps you alive.
Stop!
We've got to get through this right here.
There wasn't much time to get there.
There's a bunch of time to get here.
Why are you even getting the evidence?
I got a higher score, you...
...close?
Chalce, that was a good breach though.
We've, we've flashed the roof.
Got em all, dude.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Your score's an F, though?
Yeah, cause I died.
You know what's crazy?
Please have me set up trackery space elevator 100 times. Elevator cost challenge in the same time you're in planet's map.
Dude that IS crazy!
Holy moly!
Hello? You're learning megabonk? Ewww. Swag.
and hijacking our farm that was built from here around this we can ride along with the hold.
Can you find the official?
Shit!
I got something!
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
any bombs
So
Stop rushing
of
What the fuck was that?
Jack's ammo unnecessarily?
Yeah.
I'm thinking we're dead as hell.
I heard a guy stepping to my right in the bathroom in the water.
Open store?
He could be anywhere, fellas.
He could even be you.
it was you you're the piss stepper
We have to hurry!
Leave the truck, civilians getting by the trailers.
Best step off.
On our ground, rip off.
It's no one.
Do we go safe or greedy?
I'm gonna greedy, by the way.
Dude, they're not even coming out, they've got their cowards.
Hello, my!
Hello, hello!
I'm gonna fucking pick you, mate.
Why in the fucking Gabba, mate?
Ssss!
Piggy fucking blinders!
I don't know if there's anyone else.
Oh my god, he wasn't in the other hallway.
Am I?
Anyone here?
You're standing right here, mate.
On the stairs.
Oh my god!
He had the sickest fucking hang, mate.
He was the sickest fucking hang I've ever seen.
Holy moly.
Rocksores, boxsores, and a man in tree,
Thanks for sale
That was a sick anger Rooney
That was the guy that we saw at the beginning of the level that we shot at and he ran away by the way
You ran around like a like a chicken with his head cut off really picked a fucking bullshit spot to stand in
And you remember when we got killed yesterday by that guy in Tyrion?
The other corner the one where he had to twist his leg like a pretzel to stand there
That was also a guy who ran away from us
Cog, Federal...
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Calling my feed.
This could give us a layout advantage.
We have lost contact with the team.
We have lost contact with Cog.
It's nearly fixed for some.
The whole team is special to the device.
What's the speed?
We're at the 10th level.
Why do you need to use them?
They're all freaking dead, bro
Did my swap brothers
We're brothers
Deplatoon, over 70 is live.
Detainment is logged.
You are free to continue.
We have 147, 820, the Spirits team
are ready to report.
Deplatoon, this is Todd, Federal Observer,
standing by for your go ahead.
Civil Report, filed for detainment.
Oversight reviewing.
Hmm.
Judge, this is Todd, team read.
Suspect of his locking and hijacking the comms
I heard someone over here. I think he was just walking around in front.
You think there's a lad in here, right?
in the office
it's all chill man it's all chill
well wrong door
here we go bro
I didn't hear anything else, so I might as well just be him.
You know what's cool?
Check it out.
They're the blood that splattered on the wall for a shot like that.
That's not cool.
Okay.
Whatever you say!
Am I Judge Dredd? No, dude. I'm Robocop. That's American Judge Dredd.
That's why they call me big torture.
Okay, you're chill.
I can't stand here.
Move!
Get down and watch these hands!
Shoot me what you said!
Fuck it.
Oh, no.
Don't shoot it with the network!
Oh
I didn't know what to talk about.
That's the only reason we have to be reflecting on school.
Hmmmm...
Hey, it was gunshots you fucking idiot!
Stupid bitch.
Jesus, this guy new?
I'm testing something right now.
They said something about the shots.
Red?
Leave the car. Suspect down.
Hmm.
Doc, spy's at the deeper zone.
If you're getting stronger, you may be getting closer.
I'm securing it at the establishment of the most violent possible threat.
The innocent are each other.
I'll cut them all when you'll be free.
Who's lost?
How many flash-divis?
One!
But we killed so many dudes!
That's a mine.
Any bad men in here?
the
day
doors open
badman spotted
Is it traps?
Hey, we could have done that a little bit better.
A lot a bit better.
I heard voice and I think it came from the office actually the mayor's office
If I die, I die.
I'm not on your knees!
Hands on your head! Now!
If I die...
I
Think so long
Let me get some garbage it's time to buckle the bucket and it's time to buckle the fucking
I should not have peaked that guy in the out in front of the mayor's office like I did
we lost a lot of HP for no reason very stupid polka Ramon and power and
partipasur and IV thanks plate for seven yes it is my papa's and slayers and
for seven and Emperor Beardo says six seven thank you everybody back was like
Well, that's it, guys.
Now, let's go!
I
I'm a nobody
Don't stop me, you son of a
No, no, no
Can't be no
It's a fight and I
I
There's so many.
How can one man possibly kill all of these corkles?
You're dead.
Look at the ones on the outskirts first.
There it is.
Yep, you're dead.
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Gee, Willikers, I hope God awards me for killing all of these people.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Inqual, thanks for seven.
They're landing in the ocean though.
Entering enemy territory, bold.
Looks like a speedier, some type of launch hypnosis or a fish.
We have a monster right here now!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
I think this is the one.
I think this is the one.
Yeah, I'm thinking this is the one.
50 subs if this is the one.
Oh, bully.
It's not fun.
Why did he have to run at me, dude?
Oh, that door's trapped, which means no one can come through.
Time to astral project, boys.
Oh yeah!
Hi!
play it wrong door
I think I was very confident.
And the nose, babe.
Safe.
You've ever since mentioned before, Artemis lands from space?
No.
Yeah, it's not lany, it's crashing, dude.
This is stupid, don't do this.
of
judge shots out loud when he's doing
of
of
the
Really?
Ba ba ba ba b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b...
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b...
Oh!
You think there's a second man?
Hey, second man.
He fuckin' moved, dude.
Close the...
There's like a crack in the door.
Great, now I gotta use a pluck of flashbang.
Didn't want to try him.
I saw a guy say tight stack.
Oh my god!
Doc, spy says the deep was settled. Intervene is getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the space by securing it and establishing control of this vital...
Relief, safety, solitude. It's another mess, Judge. You're here with us now.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
I cannot speak.
I cannot.
Something to noise.
There's no one in this antechamber.
How about in the mayor's office?
I heard that noise.
I think he's around the corner.
I see you big man.
Mama Mia.
Surely there's not a fourth guy, right?
All right.
Well, shall we clean up a little bit?
Hmm, open door.
We don't like the open door.
Wait.
No. Did you see a guy's gun through the wall?
I gotta walk over the glass.
Shut up.
We've got two flashbang arenas left.
I think I heard someone in that obus.
Where'd your rifle go?
I have to raw peak this guy.
This is a mess.
The area is clear.
Where's my bullets? Where's my bullets?
Finally, we're objective to fail. And yet, still, you couldn't succeed.
Unbelievable, dude. We killed so many guys. Holy fuck.
I had to kill that guy. I should've just wait for him to stop moving, but...
Uh, I could not use a flashbang on that guy because we we need at least
Hypothetically we need two flashbangs to get up the stairs to get to the reload thingy, so
Jnl six four seven why can't I beat this? Uh, it's really hard. It's really hard. That's why I don't know if that was evident or not
Contact with Vox!
My casting is on and open!
Open!
Contact with Vox!
I'm going to make sure you...
I'm going to watch people change their roles!
We're going to follow you right here now!
God!
I'm going to knock in the boxes of all elements.
Subject restrained and compliant.
We'll await confirmation from 5 to command.
This is on Obama.
That's a guy with the news.
Obama now.
Going to go to an attack.
Federal servers standing by for your go ahead.
Operation has failed.
Oversight is authorizing a full formal investigation.
No no say.
No no say.
The hard mode difficulty was actually nerfed a few weeks ago, it was ABS aids.
I think the difficulty is fine, this is really hard.
Kenzie thinks we're subbed, hey Moon Moon, I just got back from the Moon, how are you
selling this mission?
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Remember our kid's exercise, huh?
Did I say, of course?
Entering team, talk reports...
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
I'm the watcher now.
We have lost contact. We have lost contact with T.O.A.K.
I'm casting this on an open-space position.
I'm looking at short-range advice.
We're trying to meet for September 1, 2016.
I'm trying to get out! I'm trying to get out!
Oversight records engagement concluded
Kills you
I'm the point man I go where a point is needed
shut up man no one actually cares well surely there's no one in here right
Filos?
Blah.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Just give up already like portion did with minecraft portion in all caps. Why do you do it in all caps?
Also
I'm going for the raw peak boys
Runnin'!
Shut up, bitch.
Where are you?
Helmet?
It goes through the helmet.
They had it in like the shoulders.
The first time.
Now their helmet doesn't mean shit.
At least for this gun.
Dude, my feetsies are cold, dude.
Full metal deltas or something?
Young Moon, I got a five guys joke. You want to hear it?
Yeah.
Yeah
PCA be there fix for some
But whatever this game so far this game's really good really good
Yeah, we're
People do this is time with eyes on oversight a wreck complete and my confirmation. What's the point having that cool gun if you ain't gonna shoot it dude?
Who's he
I keep hearing like a doodoo right there.
How about I write ham sandwiches?
I like ham.
I'm a ham fan.
Hello!
Do you have your hands behind your back?
Move the clock.
It's opening the chain and ready to transport.
This is Tog, Federal Chain established.
ROE applied.
Can you hear me?
Oversight satisfied.
Free walk!
Power.
Looks like we didn't lose much health.
Just the arms.
I look at the outline to determine how much HP I have total.
still kind of white I don't actually know what having damaged limbs does I don't
know her effects are aim doesn't feel like it
slower ADS speed that's possible
We're the bad men, eh?
You can increase the recoil with damaged arms?
Yeah, that may sense.
It's a good thing we got the, and we only got to hit the first shot there.
I bet you swap slower as well, maybe.
I'm tripping all these tripwires and they don't react.
I don't know why I'm holding this. I can't react fast enough to kill a guy through that sliver that far away.
I can't do it. I'm too weak.
It's probably never thought to check all of his corners.
Nah man.
I wasn't going to check that, I want to never turn around.
I think it would be cool if we used the silenced USP.
Sometimes I have to shoot these guys in places that aren't their head.
And whatever caliber the USP's are, I probably won't penetrate their titanium body armor.
and the same thing with six first of them
change the windows time to four a.m. so the terrorists are more tired
or tired, or something like that.
Wasn't I going to mod out this in a little while?
I want to hear what it says at the very end though.
It's kind of like the trade off I'm going for right now.
Also there's some people like posting that paragraph, dude.
You want me to take that away from them?
This is Todd, you can read.
Suspect of the blocking and hijacking of bombs that were still from the around us.
We can override water to hold and take the fire with the fish.
No bench, man?
Cringe?
That means it's bad luck.
No Benchman, ten years of bad luck.
So sus when there's no guys in here dude.
They're walking dead man right now?
Meh, I'll win this.
Oh, where are the bad guys?
They've disappeared.
I think naturally there cannot be a guy in the left there.
the guy right here. Or what the hell?
Spatial audio
You guys saw this top Russian guy do those funny
Once you beat this old evening you can s-rank this mission by yourself
The guy is really not as hard to s-rank as you think right literally just put everything in your flash launcher run into a room
room, like go in with like twenty six classes, literally just spam the app and they give
up. And then you send it until it works.
I like doing it this way.
How do you pistol whip you hit B?
Or B?
Do you think it takes less than 247 tries?
Guys, I'm gonna be honest.
Please, come to me, I was okay.
Um...
Fuck.
Could I take two hours to clear every room slowly?
Yeah, but I'll be right back.
That's just not how I want to do it.
And that's kind of the way you eliminate the RNG, right?
Get down!
Engines, got to go!
Hey, where the fuck did those guys go?
So you're just rushing rooms? I'm trying to do it in a way where, you know, we complete
level pretty quick quick ish trying to get as much evidence as I can
I'm just trying to have fun yeah
I
See my you're having a blast I am having I am having fun I am
So fun it's my fault I should have been standing there hello
You'll get it at 367 attempts hmm good combo guys really enjoyed this one moon two coffee. They should sell it
114 months.
Encounter dog ethics for seven.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Androgen, talk here alongside of-
Mark ZW, the subject.
Subject confirmed, inside.
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Get eyes on the building first, here.
Open.
Okay.
I'm standing here and turning around my way.
You serious right now?
Entry team talk. We have an individual in custody.
Command, Judy Plateau. Oversight feed is live.
Detainment successful. Nice work, entry team.
He's mad again, he thinks I have allies, dude.
Wrong.
We're gonna get a suspect here.
This is talk, under five such jurisdictions.
Roger entry team fatality verified noted by oversight command
Oh
Los suenos downtown baby. Hi
I thought that we'd go from here with this.
We can destroy the heart of the whole nation.
Find the official body.
Shut up.
No bench man?
There's window man, though.
Don't cry, lady.
You know, we haven't died to a trap in a while.
Oh
Did they even come out we kick a doors for bitch
I'm gonna roll this boys.
of
the
death of
death of
death of
I can't reach it!
You be all tied it up
Fifteen minutes of waiting in the bay
The police is the point. We pulled the fire. Now walk into it. But you've hated the flames. Fill them up on your foot.
Little do they know, the point man has already infiltrated.
He comes for thee?
Hmm.
Close the door.
I forgot to check for a trap. I don't think this can be trapped. I don't think the double
door is gonna be trapped.
of
I kind of like it when there's guys out here because they're usually usually killed.
Now we're going to seek up so this guy doesn't kick the door open when we get close and
put us in a bad position.
of
the
death
of
I wonder what the radius for hearing my footsteps is.
I feel like I stopped at probably the right spot, but who know?
Who know?
It's gonna give you more range to close the door.
Yup.
The fuck did that guy just pose?
I
I can tell them you let me go. How many could sound good?
You're not a prisoner. You're a witness and the truth unfolded.
We're just news.
Did this motherfucker move?
I'm trying to close the door, I didn't want to open it.
for me totally saw it but I hit F on the wrong part of the story he was like I'm
just gonna fucking open this entire thing lol
I think you should use a minigun yeah probably dude probably
professional rage better knows precisely when to post their message yep how do
you want to clear 23 suspects I know with like a gun with a gun
Where'd you get pooped, my fans, if you're subbing our Perlish leaks for sub...
This is Sarc.
How did they leave some DCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feet.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
This is Sarc, cause you normally have a full team or is this always meant to be solo?
The first one.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact with Clark.
I'm casting this point open for you, please.
of
Fuck Window.
AL6 for 7th?
He was reaching.
Little earth and money are nothing for 7th.
Casualty verified confirm all witnesses secure
Fuck when there's Linux all the way, I knew a guy who used Linux
Are you doing
How's he doing oh he killed himself
I
Think
Point man.
You need to reinstall the Alex Jones mod?
You need to give me your Bezos bugs, bitch.
Let's make a trade.
I'll consider it.
You give me your free imaginary money.
The
I got TB
I got TB
Where's my bullet?
Where is my bullet at bros?
When you're when you're moving full speed your sister's like
Entering team, talk report.
How do they leave the CCT?
We have one attack with Tog.
Unchanged, we're gonna spot it open.
I'm gonna blow it in.
Watch this with the device.
Watch my team.
Just make sure you flush.
Get down, I want to see you.
So I can rush to the extra 7? Hello?
This is the one.
What inspired me to try this? I... pretty much...
for a lot of the game I kind of like I wanted to do it solo that was the vibe
that I wanted
That's... that said... that said...
We would not be on this mission if we'd done every mission solo.
We would not be here.
Well, let me just say that.
No one, huh?
I don't think there's anyone in here, so I'm just gonna run in and hope.
How is my mouse on that? I feel like I have been charging shit forever, dude.
Hi.
Damn, okay.
Dude, it's poop naked yuh in chat. Poop naked yuh.
Classic chatter.
Why do you poop naked?
It's easier?
or who yo everyone check it out it's galaxy ass and chat yo it's galaxy ass
dude whoa the fuck it's him I'm gonna do this without the flashbangs why is
Nay.
Nay.
I think everyone's in the wedding room.
And by everyone, I mean at least one guy.
So, like, they can hear me moving, right here?
Help!
That sounded real close.
Yeah, go outside.
of
and stay low.
That was friggin' hog chain.
What the fuck is going on?
Ehhhhhhhhh!
He's on the left.
Myyyy! I'm not! Zero Suspect secured!
What the hell?
I killed at least one guy, I know that.
Hmm
How close are you to being this level this is the one right here hmm?
How close are you being this level? Is this the hardest challenge you've ever done? Have you really tried 251 times to do it?
Is he bad or is this just hard are you supposed to have a full team or is this like a solo mission?
CCTB access point the interface appears clean
Is the grenade launcher miss for this level I want to see your guns go brown
The flash grenade launcher is best for everyone in every situation.
Hands up now! Police! Get your hands up!
All the natural airsoft swings, the flying city of dreams, made of dreams,
built by all the dreams, made reality.
Made reality!
We are ready to go.
Talk to entry team with my second map.
Straight verified.
Maintain field readiness.
Yo, we Gucci.
I said Gucci and said it good.
Judge, this is Tog.
Suspect of the blocking and hijacking of the bombs that were still from the alert list.
We can run water and gold.
Take a follow-up notification.
I'm surely knowing him there.
Hey fella.
Soooooooooooooooooooo
FRIEDES!
Disable security system O
No.
Enter to the car. We have one suspect down.
No one, eh?
There's gonna be a cheeky little guy in that corner and he can't wander.
A cheeky lad.
Oh my!
It's my fault!
Jesus!
It's my fault!
It's my fault and it's now or never.
Put some tunes for that homies.
Uh, a little bit, a little bit.
Have you considered slamming 30 to 40 milligrams of anti and going gigamode to match the CPU reaction time?
I don't live in Austin, so I don't have a guy who sells me Adderall.
S3 team, top reported.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
The Amir got you I have no interest in doing that
Braw's popping at ease and owning Halo 2 matchmaking, dude, back in the day, holy moly.
Walker moley
Hmm. I cast actual projection.
Heh heh heh. Not for long.
Do you see the Hope Core slop at the top of Twitch right now?
I'll go to the front page of Twitch.
I'll go there.
What is Hope Core?
It's a shitty montage put together with like, with stomp clap music usually or some shit.
Oh man.
Come on, disarm the device.
Sounds based.
Can I interest you in a Manny's and Crab's single sandwich, my friend?
White bread, of course.
Window, man.
I think we're gonna wait.
Heh, water.
No ice, please.
Isn't your sandwich just two pieces of white bread?
Yeah, bread sandwich.
Man, I missed.
Oh!
Might be a redo.
Shut up, dude.
Gotta hit those, brother.
You've been listening to it non-stop.
Play it.
Play what?
And he doesn't be coming in big booby to VTuber so I can at least not be embarrassed watching you
Hey, man, why don't you go on a date and tell your date?
How about your favorite big booby VTuber?
Come on, dude.
Oh
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Well, they haven't cut the feet.
Eyes on CCTV access.
Well, and thanks for subbing.
The interface appears clean.
I'm getting reels on how I should treat women based upon what part of their menstrual cycle they're in.
I don't know why so many people use Instagram. It's just baseball, right?
I'm gonna rare treasure train of it happening on my channel right now.
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of car.
I think the guy's behind the bench.
I think he's...
I think he's Benchman.
John Benchman.
So dead.
Okay, you have to hit us.
You have to hit us.
Thank you.
Hmm.
What's the guy in the back didn't give up, dude?
The guy in the back didn't give up.
That complicated things.
That's why I just shoot him most of the time.
Hmm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Adderall's son are Benzodiazepine daughter.
Uh, neither. Neither.
Did I even see the guy in the back?
Are you talking about the second guy? The one that I shot? Yeah.
Why Moon kind of look like that guy from the Ring Camera video today?
Oh, glasses.
Weak Caroline.
Maybe what?
I'm on the block.
Please get your hands off!
Documents retrieved with FISA command. Roger, target fatality acknowledged. FISA oversight, flagging incident.
Alright, oooookay.
They're leaving leave
There might be someone in there.
projects
Okay, we want our flash out
Flash out!
Stop a bitch!
I'm going here anyway.
Do-do!
I
Right here they
of
death to kill me bro
All my limbs are dead push me to the end
What have the flash make that guy hit the yoyki?
The yoyki is plonky?
I don't know dude, I don't know.
He was just feeling the music, Dave.
I feel ya, Maude.
I'm ready to die to a guy right here.
I have prepared myself mentally.
Dr. Siser, the Deeper Dove, interference is getting stronger.
You may be getting closer to the six meters by securing it and establishing your own survival.
We're not your enemy. We're gods.
Selling post. Each one pointing you closer to us.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
OOCH!
Door opened?
I swear there's a guy in the right ear.
Well, maybe it was him that talked.
Maybe it was him that talked to TOC.
Dude, one time there's going to be a guy in that corner and it's going to feel so bad.
Okay, we have one flashbang.
Alright, the guy across the fucking room dude.
I want to use a gun for a little bit.
I want to use the real gun.
You can't handle this black moon moon.
What gun though?
Probably...
Let's go shotgun.
I want to see their face melt off.
That shit's tight.
Bob Bob Bob Bob Ram
Mmm. How many?
Hmm
D flag rates nine times
They take up the same
Yeah, isn't this just a better flashbang?
What's the point?
Do do do.
How many bullets per?
This is eight.
Less area of effect.
Oh.
That's okay. We'll try it out. I think we need to bring forward as a case
Burn shop, thanks for selling you
The cameras are still active. We were likely being watched upon entry
Nice
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
You're trying to give me a knee, nothing! Sit down!
Hands on your head! Hands up!
Aw, man!
Stay down and turn around. Stay still.
It's him for no fucking reason.
Suspect is restraining and ready for training.
Hey, where do you want me to go?
The shock, the federal chain established.
Subject detained. Oversight and colleges restrained.
No trap arena?
I'm gonna get suspected.
Where the fuck was he? Hello?
Hello?
Just pour it in here. He knows where I am.
But it can't come because they trapped noob big noob
The emu
Clever girl clever girl
I'm doing it wrong
No flash.
Are the angles gonna awkward though?
We'll do a flash.
He won the corner. Same corner.
I think.
Yup!
Tell me that guy won't...
How? Is the radius that small? Or is it like weird geometry? It's really small.
Bro, I've been putting up with people telling me to use nine bangs this whole fucking game,
actually my whole play through that shit has a 10 of 15 foot radius and you're
kidding me right
are you on your knees
It's for small rooms you're just using it wrong.
Tell me how I use it wrong.
Please explain this to me.
How?
It's right here.
It's right here.
The guy was right here.
Tell me how I used it wrong.
Now I'm gonna talk. Suspect down.
Education broke. We have lost suspect down.
Oh
That scared me
I kind of expected that dude fuck these fucking nine bangs, man. Jesus! Red legs six for seven?
Like what what's the thought process behind using a nine bang?
is it like you would be you would throw it further away from you so that it
keeps stunning them as you have time to catch up right I don't know pretty much
I just don't know if that'll be very useful. It would be useful in the last room. Actually,
maybe not because it's so fucking big. And it's hard to spot people in that room.
If I was on the Artemis, why would I have poop stats?
of
the
Make sure to keep the brothers watching those explosives.
Put a launchoper down, guys!
Please stop the fire!
The fire!
Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh.
How do astronauts even move?
I saw a big in exercise
You think he's right here?
Erm...
Erm...
Toppers plus vacuum cleaner.
They vacuum shit out of themselves!
Where'd that like, inverse your colon, dude?
It's chaos, it's precipitate.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do!
It's not that strong of a vacuum.
They do kegels before they go to space.
Keep jack-o'-lakes for something.
Do kegels help your colon from being inverted?
Hehehe.
Please do have PSA about the game, go vacuuming your anus if the suction is too strong, it could be deadly.
Yeah, don't vacuum your anus.
And also don't blow air into your anus. Just don't do anything with your anus.
Captain, watch this officer!
Watch this!
You're on the squad right now!
God, please!
Captain, watch this officer!
Captain, watch this officer!
Thanks for the advice, Chuck Palinok.
Wait, did he steal my advice?
Hands up! Get down! I want to see him!
Well, that's not good.
Who you crouching from, bud?
Oh
All right, no man's
We got seven flashbangs.
Surely that's enough.
Use the AK and the launcher?
You can.
Well, I guess I could bring the tool launcher, but I think that only comes with four.
I'm coming to you, we were monsters.
We're a big dog. We're a big dog.
Come away, you're down. Shit!
get to the exit
Great old, great old, great old, I made it out of clay.
Out for a spin, are ya bud?
To the 18th clock. Swing the old trailers.
Alright.
We not- we- we walk near that door.
I thought he was in the fucking wedding reception room and that he was gonna kick it open and it was gonna be an awesome flash.
He's gonna pick the fucking door open and get flashed immediately and I was gonna own him dude.
They landed safely. Oh, thank god dude. Thank fucking god. Then we can go back to the moon dude. Let's fucking go.
And then we get harvest the rare cancer curing moon rock that we've been trying to research.
The fucking...
It's gonna be lit.
It's called shunga.
Oh!
I believe the CCTV is unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
Hi!
There's a handgun!
There's a damn gun!
The handgun's doing that!
Please shoot the handgun!
Get down!
Get down!
There's a damn gun!
There's a damn gun!
There's a damn gun!
There's a damn gun!
There's a damn gun!
Oh, my son!
Command, Gidea Platoon, oversight speed is locked.
Detainment confirmed. Maintain chain of custody for review.
Gidea Platoon, this is Toc, Federal Observer, standing by for your go ahead.
Restraint successful. Oversight tracking all custody points.
How's it feel when other people launch the mood and we'll be returning before you finish this?
Dude it makes me so mad.
Oh my god.
He's dead by the way.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, holy fuck.
Am I getting better at the game trying again? Yeah.
There were three men.
Dude, my mustache feels so good. Holy moly.
The last remaining bits of healthy hair on my body.
Can we touch mustaches together?
Yeah, do you like, you like wispy hair?
Red or Mr. Lakes or something?
This is Toc.
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
I'm just gonna fight it open and get the keys.
I'm working.
Hello, Pisa?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm working.
I'm working.
I don't like I don't like that.
not by us. Love how you instantly believe that. I never saw that. I just said what he
wanted to hear you understand
any bad dudes
it's actually real that sucks man is here about the cabal of billionaires we
babies.
What do you guys think about that shit?
Have I ever had baby though?
No, I've never eaten a baby.
I wonder if we can get that guy with the shotgun from this far.
I don't think so.
I don't think he saw us.
You gotta hit those!
You gotta hit those!
I actually didn't see the first one.
Shotgun going well.
Yeah, let's do the hack again here.
Let's do the fucking hack again, bro.
You have buckshot, half slugs.
I'm gonna do the hack again, bro.
Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
We're at the MCX with the SRO Dot?
No.
Mr. Big Smoke, thanks for suing.
he's talking he's talking about the moon
why don't you kick with the other leg then idiot
Yeah, it's like my gloves, by the way.
Have I tried kicking open a door before?
No, you fucking psycho.
No I haven't.
domestic abuse I feel like door kicking is primarily the domain of domestic abuse
which similarly is also kind of the main one so it kind of makes sense that my
My character is like...
No doubt it.
He's chill.
Um, guys?
What the fuck was that flash?
i think it was from the officer
you saw him?
i mean obviously not
yeah we got
we got flipping Kirk to man
I was kinda having a bad mood earlier. I timed out a guy for a week.
I timed him out though. But I'm apologizing to you in particular.
Papo, uh...
Polir, thanks for subbin-
I don't like timing people out man, I hate that shit, I actually hate that shit.
I'm just going to have to fight.
Let's fight.
I'm just going to have to fight.
I'm just going to have to fight.
I'm just going to have to fight.
I'm just going to have to fight.
This is the clock in under 5th of your efficient attainment confirmed.
Make the engine and come to the reviewers.
Talk to entry team.
Wait up, this is so bad.
You're going to have to make the phone work by denotes proper contact.
The timeout of the guy who told you to slow down? No, the timeout of the guy who said
to Garak beat this in 6-7 tries. Obviously, that wasn't true.
Boom! But I untimed him out of here.
The guy, anytime that's what they didn't even notice, this dude went up and got up and got a fucking some Cheetos after posting it for the second time, is that right now?
We're gonna get to not carry a secondary gun.
That would be sweet.
Didn't clear left.
It's astronomically unlikely that there's a guy immediately to my left in that room.
Trust me, I've done this several hundred times.
Dude, he was in Tyrion, man!
He was in Tyrion!
And uh, got it, you got it, check period, otherwise you're going to get dwarfed, man.
You'll be doing it 200 more times?
Maybe.
Uh, go fuck yourself.
I got nothing clever to say.
Go fuck yourself.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you.
I'm going to go pee.
Yes, brother.
Yes, me lo.
You
It's time to say goodbye to you.
Farewell.
Farewell.
Let's go!
I can't stop dancing on my own
Jumping out to get that new body
Don't stop music on my own
Can't be no, it's so far down my own
Happy international women's day
Everyone what's up
Today we're gonna talk about Nick Funtas and who America belongs
I think we're today I think we're gonna do some some put some politicking on
I'm sorry, but I gotta go do some politics.
Yep. Yep.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm just I get a
stress my arms out a little bit.
There we go.
Okay.
Why no moments anymore?
Good ass question, man.
He lied.
I don't love.
In fact, that question was not good.
It was one of the worst questions you'd ever read aloud.
Hi guys!
Don't run!
Stop!
Stop it!
How do you want to do this?
I'll let you choose one of these corpses to loot for your friends and then you can leave.
I'll back up so you feel comfortable friend.
Creatory. What this means? Okay, so we can do some analysis here. Okay, it's gonna start off. Yeah.
This is a small French child. All right. We can tell based on the number of clears in the top
right that there are two ways to beat this level. The small French child has no doubt
hidden a dev accent of some sort, however the people who came here before did not find it.
So even though it has a three minute clear time, you can very easily determine
I need to suck more cock. I need to gargle more cum.
You taunted this time though? I taunted after the game was on fix an hour before I started
playing yes where I didn't read the fucking patch notes that said that they
changed it yes I did do that yeah why is this guy screaming what a fucking baby
dude
what a fucking little bit on
2 paleokin fresh, naturally, naturally.
So be a warm dish for subbot.
Here's my DE2 kingdoms, no.
Be bright guys for subbot.
Next main king, kneeling emoji.
Thank you.
RWX are taking 5 subs, thank you.
under 5th to jurisdiction.
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
Mermememeemeemeemeeme.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
If they get my target in person, I wouldn't recognize you without a headset. Good.
Run, please!
It's AK time, baby.
Brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr!
Ba-b-bobble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble!
Scoop-a-rab, scop-a-rab, scop-a-rab, scop-a-rab-ta-ta!
Church, this is Tarnj T-lea.
Suspect us for looking at the high-tech aircraft that was still from the ALS.
We can also ride along the road, and you can find the visual spot.
Crap.
A dastardly trap.
You guys think he's interring again? No way, right?
I showed you my flashlight, please respond.
I'm just gonna get this on him.
Clear.
Rrraaarrrbielmiel.
You're so slow in armor, dude.
Okay, war the bad guys.
Dude, like I gave him a flip.
I kind of like the iron sights more from being honest.
I think there's a guy standing right here.
I do not like this spot one bit.
It's easier to hold at the bench, dude.
I'm just gonna throw another flash.
I got a mod for you, big M. They flashed themselves?
I don't think they...
I don't think they can flash themselves.
I know it sounded like it, but I've seen them, like,
I've seen two NPCs literally line up at a wall or door.
And, uh, one of them throws the flashbang
because they're gonna breach.
The flashbang hits the doorframe,
falls down between both of them, flashes them,
and then they just continue, like.
I don't know!
Oh, dang it's fucking portable, man!
Also, we smoked that guy behind us, by the way.
People too, mrs. P.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the speed.
The system's still running.
Because they left it on, someone turns back on the monitor.
We have lost contact with P.
We have lost contact with P.
I'm casting this on an open stream machine.
We're looking for food and advice.
Let's wait and see.
We have to go in and company.
We have to go in and company.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
We have to go in and company.
We have to go in and company.
We have to go in and company.
I miss when you switch off of the Sun for the AKA's and for the Coru.
I switched off because I'm trying to get better at challenging them.
Well, they just shoot so fucking fast. It's so hard. It's so fucking hard, mate.
He dapped when I killed him.
Come on, man.
Don't do what's right!
Now you talk. We gotta get stuff back to you.
Please, get down!
I'm sure I'll beat this already only using his feet.
Yeah, we're going to use a different scope for sure.
I'm not sold on this one.
I saw like the weird like box one
Hold on
of
the office
me. Kill me. Hey, what?
It's another new death, Judge. You are here with us now.
Uh, how come that trap didn't blow up?
Why not?
That's just a positioning trap.
Now the traps of the door like that are bombs. I thought they were supposed to be.
Yo no save!
Opening the door from the other side.
of
the
death of
the
I didn't see a fucking trance.
Why don't you just talk?
I hope you lifeline the hearts.
We both fall so easily.
I hope you...
I hope you're still here.
Doesn't that sound like there's only one on the stairs, which is nice?
We're almost there.
Normally I would restart.
That guy is above me.
It is fucking green dang!
You're stroking your shirt right now? What's up stroking my shirt, guy?
Really cool.
Police! Get out of there!
We're not here for you.
Please, please!
We need to talk. The building is getting revived with trailers.
Is the mail okay?
Why not be anyone over on the side anymore?
You know that there's some viewers we've only ever seen play this level?
It's the best level in the game, so...
It's the best one.
Oh wait, you were trying to own me.
Nice one.
He he he!
Lol? Omega Lol! Omega Lol!
Omega Lol! Ha ha ha ha ha!
believe there's a guy right here
Hello, thanks for several.
I do not know where the stairs went. I'm gonna be honest. Probably the core room.
I bet they can see me through the flag and I can't see them.
on me. It doesn't really mean to put that there by the way. It kind of looks like they're
elements in before over there
Anyone in Tarium?
Weird?
I'm still not convinced that that courtroom is clear, by the way.
Stand up.
Stand up!
So I got three flashes.
I'm like two bullets from death, but I'm pretty much always two bullets from death, so it
doesn't really matter, I guess.
Holy fuck, what the fuck was this guy aiming at?
It shut up man, no one is impressed.
I'm trying to react faster than 50ms right now, 50 milliseconds.
You've done well to bring the city this far to ruin.
Another one buried at its core, certainly, Gigi.
What the fuck is this?
He's calm, but there could be a guy in here.
This room is so visually confusing for me.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Tell me it's over, please.
It's not over, Big Man.
You're streamed in as if we're creating your self-judge, and that's why we admire you.
Did we go in there?
Yeah, we did.
Wait, did we go in there?
This is where we came up.
Alright, this angle's fucked.
We do not look in this room.
I want to check that room, but from this side.
Also, I don't know where the guy who's talking was.
So fucking dead, man. I just can't afford to use a blaster. Alright, there he is.
Hell Super B something's first sub'n?
Oh, hey!
If we arrest you, you're for us.
Oh, hey!
God dammit!
Freeze! Stop nothing!
He's upstairs?
I want to know who yelled probably dude upstairs I think there I think the rest of our guys
are probably upstairs there might be a guy in the courtroom but I'm not one million percent
I don't know, I don't fucking know, mind.
Do you hear that?
I'm thinking there are many guys upstairs, fellas.
I'm thinking there are many fellas upstairs right now.
We basically have the gas here, by the way.
Oh
Excuse me
Well time for them to push up the best possible second and kill me
As I'm mounting these stairs.
Here's the remedy. We ran over there. We're gonna sneak onto this side.
I
I can't shoot him through those by the way.
We could throw two flashes up there.
The issue is that there might just be another guy further up.
It's not moving.
Do we?
We have to flash this guy.
I sure am coming for you.
God damn.
I can't look at myself again. I'm here now.
That's on the right side.
He's like right there.
I think we uh, I think we want to go up the other side.
He's moving!
It's like the camera froze, I don't think he's actually standing where he is.
It gives you different cameras.
That's interesting.
The last time I played this, we had a camera for the other side.
I don't know where this dude is.
The bathroom.
Our office.
I'm worried that there's more guys up here.
He can flash. It's hard to get a fucking flashbang.
What's your fucking name, Tom?
Entry from the car. We've got a chance to set up the team.
If we did it as a purpose, we would end the rhythm.
And we'd like perfect time.
I didn't think anyone would come.
Please, fuck. Somebody give me a proper feedback.
the water
we should try to steal this
they're...
they're letting them come
oh, little bit
crossing over there is so scary because
it ain't clear yet
and I'm one shopper of death pretty much
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D.Va roars
what the bloody hell
What Holy- how's all that took?
It's a shame you couldn't see things that are way off
Maybe we should have cleared left first, because I had a camera on the right side.
We also missed a bunch of our flashes there.
We hit him with one, but I threw a couple down the stairwell because I wasn't throwing
it far enough.
Shiggling and tach-mix was a little...
Oh!
You've been doing it for a week, isn't it time to change something?
The team will have one shot at the box by casting this final open-spirited sheet.
We're looking at a close-up of the fight.
Looks like we can use the camera to watch the signal to get small steps.
We're about to strike and now, finally...
I'm going to get the ball back today!
I'm going to get the ball back!
Okay, maybe we just folk there every four
You know respond that guy yeah, cuz it was stupidest plug dumb as hell
of
You're gonna be okay.
Do you think Rose thinks first of it?
Is there a trap?
No.
I'm doing what you said!
No need, stay put.
God.
Andricine, we're back.
I don't like there's only one in here, but maybe.
I have to cut you for our safety.
Just eat a force and X bars down my goal of audios fidgets.
Is that a lethal amount of Xanax?
No. Oh.
I don't think you should do that much Xanax, Shatter.
We'll be honest.
Makes me sad when you're on Xanax.
of
Oh!
I can't believe this!
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I can't win them all, fellas.
He's right, he's directly in the corner I think.
I
Got that suspect here
I remember when he doinked that guy, he was sick, hell yeah, I remember.
it was seconds ago blood got going on God
Waiting for John terrorists to run out of the right room and fucking own me.
There's one more guy that's for minimum.
Manimum.
Where's that dude mumbling at?
How many cute anime girls does this game have a zero
Oh wait, there was one. That's right. At the pedophile's house. I forgot.
I
For the war
That lady is standing normally?
Check every angle in this room again just to be sure.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
I can both see the network, anything you need.
We have a civilian in custody who can break the transport.
I don't know where the fuck it went.
I don't like, I don't like taking that room from that angle.
Avoidable death with wedges at moon moon?
Hmm.
Funny.
It was funny the last 100 times as well.
Is there a guard listening?
I gotta pass the ox.
Yes, below.
Yes, below.
Take care of us briefly. I will return.
I
I
They're basic
I
What about that one guy who like jerked off and you guys all watch fight
how is that possible
eighty-th time I've said it but there is a guy that streamed on my freecams while at the mc raid and we stopped doing dps until he came
he could not come because he was nervous
so you guys don't even know, you guys are fucking new man
I wish I was the second time
what kind of story is that?
I have a refusible event
oh my gosh
Yo, our B-spots all accounted for now, guys.
Guys, next week, Friday.
We play the game jam games, Friday and Saturday.
I'm just gonna stop like one of the people like hey what I miss
You can stop with one of his closest disciples as he's walking out every game
and what do you say to him hey what did I miss man oh just so much the greatest
He said I've never heard him say it ever.
It was incredible.
He really expanded my mind.
Well, my wife and kid are going to be so glad to hear about this.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you.
What's your name?
My name is Dirty Jesse.
They call me that now because I'm rising the ranks.
Very soon I'm going to be a hazard.
Okay.
Thank you, Dirty Jesse.
I think we should all try and be a little more like Dirty Jesse.
Oscar
What the fuck holy, holy
And drive
Look, you guys are still all the way back there, though.
You're literally all the way back there, meanwhile me.
Meanwhile me.
You have a crap PC, how much space does Rimworld and all of its DLCs need?
Fuck, I don't know, like two gigabytes or something, should I forget?
really not a lot. Oh man you got me dude you got me! You took advantage of the fact
that I like Rimworld and then I wanted to share with you and you abused my trust. You're
You're a bastard! You're a bastard!
No!
No!
Fuck you!
Can I ask you a question now?
Yeah, go ahead.
What are your thoughts on property?
Um...
Do you believe houses should cost money?
Uh, no.
Exactly right! That's why I live rent-free in your house!
I'm leaving Matt, had no clue what he's doing.
He got burned on me.
Close from target.
They're gonna photo with Giga? No, we're...
Very... no.
I already tried here.
Hi, this is hard.
The window.
Yeah, it was me.
Greetings!
Look at all that hair.
There was not much hair then either.
It's the camera angle, guys.
I've been mad shit talking, but I'm a secret believer in parenthesis. I will not put points on the line
coward
Rough acts thanks for sub it
This game looks good how much space is the download?
I don't remember
Command
Watchers.
Good luck, Wendell.
Arrest you non-violently
This is Tosh.
Under 5th of jurisdiction.
Copy, neutralized.
Oversight review.
This is Tosh.
T-Rex.
Suspect is locking and hijacking our phones.
That would still be something to alert us.
We can't keep up the line at the hold.
Jason, from another position.
OK.
Well, well, well.
Wait, oh, it's too late.
Where could he be?
Sorry, ma'am.
Oh, too good for my door, got it.
Seven six two more like seven six boom
We have a civilian in custody.
I didn't check for traps.
of
Stay sharp.
Dude, I was like a split second too late shooting that guy.
I should have known once he walked into that room that he was- there was-
I mean, I heard the guy just-
I'm just a fuckin' noob, dude.
He's a freakin' noob, dude.
Now, honestly, we- we clear the other way.
As well.
Like, I was going right there to turn off the power because I was immediately going to the next floor, but we're just gonna- we're gonna clearly in that entire floor, so we may as well just go left.
I-yaaah!
Do you flavor your coffee or I'll dog it?
I drink hazelnut coffee.
Drift.
And I put a little half-and-half arena in that feed.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
If it left it on, someone turned it back on.
Is that it?
What about creatine?
No creatine.
No creatine.
I heard another guy. Second man's.
Hello.
It always disappear when I do this shit.
It sounds like there's a guy on my left.
Oh, this is an extremely bad position.
It's very bad.
Because I pretty much gotta use resources to get out of this.
Shep.
Where's playing close man up?
of the police would never make it.
Entertain the clock. We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Good day was a good day. I didn't have to use my AK.
We're fucked. I can't run in there because there's probably a guy in there.
There might be a guy to my left and there are definitely guys in there.
I don't want to use the flashbang, I could, and I might survive, but I need it, so...
I'm a mea.
of her floppel
well
of
You guys see anyone no do not post the gay guys
Brother, why is this so hard for you?
I'm going down.
Dude.
Please don't shoot. I'm going down.
Don't do it. Stay quiet.
Wall of gay care.
You're gay now.
Who's he?
Who's he?
He thinks we're subtle.
He's gonna be secured.
You might be in the office or to my left I can't lean
Hands on your head! Do it now!
We have not been in the long room yet.
That's a terrorist sigh.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I think it went into the Dewey Decimal System room.
We might have to get God from the left, by the way.
No way, he's like right there, right?
Door's closed.
He has to be there.
Okay, fellas.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Drop your weapon, get it down!
This guy going history's longest plank or what?
For this mofucka head, you run around with a chicken with a tight cut off.
Well, here we go.
of
I don't think he's in there.
He could be though and if he is I'm dead I accept that
of
see to this bush man.
Alright, we clear that room and then we go all the way around cause I'm not having a
long-range gunfight with motherfuckers who could see me through all sorts of terrain.
Mama, me, I heard, I heard, uh, I heard idiots left me for dead, which is like,
it's a, it's a hostage that's in this position, but like there's no enemies around them. So I,
I mistakenly assumed it was someone in that, that far room, but it was not. It was probably someone,
Someone else in a different room.
You hear what's going on at Ram Ranch?
Trump's setting the Marines whole place on lockdown.
Six naked cowboys at Ram Ranch.
I believe the CCTV is unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
It's under siege.
turn it back on the monitor I try another another map of 762 battle rifle
It seems pretty good.
What do you try?
This guy's a doubter.
He's doubting.
He's suggesting.
What does that mean?
You're being an L-gamer right now. How do I be a W-gamer? Any knower?
When?
Judge, this is Todd.
Do you read?
Suspect is watching and hijacking the cops and we're not sure we know how this.
We can just move on to the water and hold it.
Take a turn with the visual.
I can reach it.
I can reach it.
I can reach it.
I can reach it.
I can reach it.
I can reach it.
up
Let me see those hands!
fucking bitch
Can we get some toons?
Yeah, a little bit.
Little bit, little bit, little bit.
There you're not. You're a fucking liar.
You'll engage as soon as I step out of this door.
Which I'm gonna do.
Because I ain't never scared.
really
Opens it with his mind. That was awesome.
You got ten days off work? Dub? I don't have a job.
What's a leg?
You have to do this for 7?
Close the fucking door, man!
Come on out, big strong bad terrorists men.
Ooh, I hope you don't kill me with your 5-7s.
Oh no!
I did not see anyone in the usual spots.
So we're going to go for it.
Surely there's no one in here, right fellas?
Crouching man's?
Ornay only five Doro remain.
Oh
Shut up stormy, I'll kill you
There's a guy in that- that office across the way, by the way.
Right there.
Probably gonna peek me as soon as I go out.
Watch this.
Oh
Where are you
of
the
death of
the
They should the door open? No.
They, they open it with their minds.
They be open in that show with their minds.
Surely no bad guy out.
I'm afraid if I check that room by us.
I've never fought a guy in this room.
But there's a first time for everything.
I can't remember if I went in there.
It's mostly for 7th, says you've got this moon.
Giga lie.
Hey, why'd you lie?
Oh, it's this gay ass cat.
Why is that cat gay?
you don't know that all right i think we cleared the floor
double checks the security oh we never went in here oh god wait
yeah we did we did go in here i'm an idiot
Can you see her panties using the mirror guv?
Maybe man.
It's possible, it's not, it's not impossible.
Alright, focus up.
One moment's coming out.
More rooms closed.
That's very nice.
I'm so afraid of this door getting kicked open as I walk by.
There's like nothing I can do.
No Tarion?
I
It is left me for dead.
I
Oh my god, that's awesome one.
We're not here for you.
I don't think they care. They say we're dying.
I don't need to talk.
Sigurdin is in custody, requesting escort.
Oh, another offering.
Under sacrifice, bound by your hands.
Can we collect them all?
Can you take these off, then?
You gotta meet your... those guys there.
There's something else.
Entry Kingdom, civilian, we need to go for the back.
Oh, you retract at a risk.
I'm trapped you all along, step by step.
Cuff by cuff.
Fucking cryptid wander across the door, dude.
I think I killed them. I think we killed each other.
Oh, dude!
I think I want to do the second floor first or third floor technically.
Oh, yeah, I honestly maybe not. I don't I don't want to be in a situation where I have to like
reverse clear everything again if I like miss some. I mean, I will be missing people on the uh
the first floor. Got a potato stuck up my ass. What do I do?
Consume it.
consumer use a different gun please probably next week once up your
gym buddy that oh wait actually hold up this doesn't count command to deep latune
oversight feed is live wait a minute you are green lit for entry oversight is
active the established control of the scene immediately they leave the CCTVs
unattended surprise and cut the feet get eyes from the building from here
I'm running to change my scope.
Let's talk to a different AR, it's the only AR that uses 7.62, I want the stopping mode.
We could use the battle rifles.
Blackout seem to 7-6-2? Is that true?
That's fine. That's fine.
The operation has collapsed. Federal oversight is ordering for immediate extraction.
Scope. Alright, we'll try the Karina Blackout. Use that same 58, use this powerful round,
more powerful round than 7 6 2.
Uh.
Which one did he say?
It's by a battle rifle, huh?
Do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Where is it?
You were is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
SA 58.
SA 58.
Right here.
It uses 7-6-2, Nato.
Uh-oh, yeah.
We'll try the blackout first.
Pug-wok.
Pug-wok.
Pug-wok.
Pug-wok.
I really like the SRS, but it's so big, dude.
I don't know. What's the best scope?
This is like an actual scope.
Iron sights, maybe hollow sight.
This one.
XT site.
This one looks kind of clean dude. What the hell?
Looking freaking clean arena dude
Lasers on the side. I don't think we want the laser right here right still kind of fuck with the
No need that
Okay
Like let's give it a lick
Does this one not have a suppressor, by the way?
I'll leave it there.
It takes on Nutmilk?
I've actually never had Nutmilk.
Oh, it's integrated.
Command, do you de-platoon?
How could they leave the CCTV unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
You're likely being watched upon entry.
Wait, this gun matches our outfit, too.
I was trying to remember the name of like a barbecue sauce my grandparents used to use
a lot it was like a Michigan thing it was like this vinaigrette like red
barbecue sauce you could get it at the uh
grocery store pretty easy
it wasn't Heinz it wasn't Frank's it wasn't Diana see I think it was bulls
I'm pretty sure it was bulls-eye.
Jack Miller's? No, I'm pretty sure it was bulls-eye.
Do you remember the, uh...
This might be like a Berenstein Bears type thing.
But I remember the, the wrapping.
Being like a, like a blue bulls-eye, or like a red bulls-eye with like blue around it or some shit.
But they've changed the branding since then, I'm pretty sure.
Vinegar-y barbecue sauce is cringe.
Aw, I'm sorry, is it too spicy for you?
Aw.
Vinegar too spicy for you?
Do you need to sweet baby raise, big dog?
I think this guy is literally in that corner or directly to my right?
Oh fuck.
Don't you dare speak ill of Mr. Right?
I'll eat sweet baby rays, but that is never my first choice, dude.
Ever.
I like that vinegary, spicy fuckin...
Trapped.
No, I wasn't afraid. It was bullseye.
So we maybe raise the crash?
I mean, it's what I consider the lowest tier of barbecue sauce.
But like, barbecue sauce is pretty much always delicious, this, uh, it's not like a bad thing.
I'm not like a big queso eater when you're gonna flush this level
Where'd you get this?
Amigo!
Where was that guy that just yelled the...
Did he in the bathroom?
He pooping?
I said fire you chode!
I said fire you chode!
No!
I'm trying honey sriracha now.
You know, I learned recently
that like sriracha sauce has like
has changed in flavor
since like early covid or some shit, right?
No shit. I mean I kind of always suspected it and you know
O.G. Recipe gone.
They fucked their pepper source.
It's because they couldn't source the same chilies.
It sounds good.
It's still good.
Yeah.
That was kind of like my synopsis.
You know what I assumed was happening?
I bought a bunch of, uh, Sriracha early COVID.
Like pretty much like a couple of days before
We have one contact in the team. We have last contact in talk.
I'm going to open frequency. I'm looking for squinter device.
Looks like we can use a separate reward.
We have one spot.
Stand up, do you like it or not?
I'm going to stand up.
I'm going to stand up and win the transport.
Did you know?
This is talk. Federal server standing by for your go ahead.
Oh my god
I feel like I feel like people knew
Like a week before or something right the show was going down
We stockpiled and I bought a bunch of Sriracha
We need back
Um, Sriracha was just one of the things we stockpiled on, or whatever, just in case.
We had like water and shit, you know what I mean?
I got so much water, my Tesla was like sagging.
But yeah, for a long time, you know, I had that same Sriracha I purchased, so I was never
like I just assumed like the restaurants I was going to that also had
Sriracha like they were just like putting a different sauce in the bottle
who got it in the divorce I ain't no I ain't no I ain't no shit
Imagine having a valve for close quarters.
This gun's awesome.
Anyway, shut up, Gweeb.
I'm gonna beat you.
Do not move, bitch.
Triple checks.
Big ball there, thanks for subbing me, Slim.
That's me, big team.
Porta.
That's why they call me big tor-tuh.
We got to get stuff back here.
This is why they call me Big Torch.
That guy is standing up.
Nonchalantly.
by gum? 6 for 7.
Really is my guy in here, right?
Guy in there, though!
Where'd he go, you fucking bitch?
Hi, man!
This guy's got ants in his pants.
It's a fucking wall.
Oh my god.
Okay we didn't take damage.
Put your fucking hands up.
I'm doing what you did.
Stay here.
The mayor, I think.
I
My butt got shot I shot my foot
How we
Looks like a very particular spot I could do this.
Alright, that guy yelling is one of the jobber enemies?
I already cleared that room.
Oh, let's walk into our death.
There's a guy in that conference room, I think.
Don't leave me here, don't leave me here.
You about to open that door.
I know it.
I've felt this before.
Yeah, we're not like we did do this for a map though.
I
Hey
Marks what they said
Wait.
Yeah, how fucked up would it be if they put like a spawn point in that corner there?
They'll be pretty freaked out.
I think we're done here on this floor.
If not, then we will come back.
I'm hearing heads up from like this floor.
This is dumb.
Well, time to risk it.
But you're...
You're a salient.
Fucking... fucking courtroom's open, man.
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It will fall in the sea once further.
It's not a secret, but it is.
do not like that open door
We'll get to the door.
Enter the attack. Civilian, did you go for him?
I don't know where I'm working!
Just to cover that ship's self-shut like a little secret.
You really don't realize who you're serving.
Oh, it's secrets used to open without question.
Many open doors here, fellas.
This is the way to make sense.
I'm really worried about there being a guy out on my right.
I'm gonna have to do that.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
He moved.
So fucking...
Oh.
Okay, elevators are down, oh shit.
It's like shit's really kicking off out there.
Ain't that the truth?
Oh my god, oh god!
This is tough.
I do not think there's anyone in there, but we've made this mistake before.
Stay here. Stay calm. Please tell me the mayor is okay.
Please. Please talk. Somebody will give you your greenback.
Who's going to pull you out of this fire now?
Okay.
Doing good. Reminder, we cleared all of the first floors well.
I don't think they ever come through there.
Alright, bitch.
I actually didn't take that much damage there.
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We got the left camera this time.
Don't be worried about the staircase as well, getting shot from there.
This guy in the west anti-room. Dude, that guy is actually holding an angle. He's across the fucking
the lobby right now, holding an angle on this door from all the way across the fucking map, dude.
He is 400 feet away right now, dude.
I need to see him!
There was another guy!
Shame you couldn't see things our way.
We killed a lot of guys.
We killed a lot of guys that run.
I'll be right back. I'm gonna pee.
I think we got it. I really like this guy.
We're back.
Yes, Milo.
I
Baby bitch
You saw it?
I think I'm gonna be in trouble.
How is he so blind? What did I miss?
There was a body being dragged? Dude, don't worry. Where?
Your bed is beautiful.
Sleeping here is like sleeping in heaven.
I'm not too bothered, but you'd better wear a condom.
No problem for me you will suffer the consequences after all I want to continue like this
HAHAHAHA!
OH!
YES!
OH!
Like, I'm not positive I want to do an ultranightmare playthrough.
I'm not positive.
There it is.
Don't?
You ain't gonna suck, bro?
No, it would probably be really fucking easy for me.
I see it.
I see it.
Lads, I see it.
It's gone.
Wait, what?
That ain't it.
That's a fucking ash twin.
Guys, I can't slow down.
slow down. I can't slow down. I can't fucking slow down. It's sucking me in. It's sucking
me in. Get out of there! We got a slingshot!
I
That's why they call me the champ, baby.
That's why they call me the champ.
Okay, Mario time.
That's why they call me the champ, baby.
That's why they call me a champ, baby!
I didn't kill him.
the heck what are you gonna do walk at me literally don't fucking know what that
character does
What the fuck? Man! Oh!
You're wasting your time. Imagine for a second, okay? You remember Dragon Ball Z, how Goku, when he got the spear bomb,
he would literally hold his hands above his head and collect all of the energy from the fucking world in order to kill fucking Vegeta or Frieza or whatever dude.
What you are doing by suggesting something to me on my Twitch chat, you are, you are objectively genociding the entire world
Because there will just play it's like that episode of Futurama where fried as a vote because he's like
Oh, what's one vote make a difference and then the super evil president guy gets elected, right?
Because he didn't go vote one person
It's gonna be a situation where there's just barely not enough energy in my spirit bomb or Goku spirit bomb to defend the earth
When you type some stupid shit at me and you're like you can go do the invasion quest in order to kill mode
in order to get the Buick's branch
Because you wasted that kinetic energy and that fucking oxygen, Goku will not have the
power to kill Frieza, and then the Earth is going to blow up because of you.
You
soon pavement, the wind sings his prose while I'm waiting for the call to reach my boat.
And you, pit in the night, just a shadow, barely inside.
Why didn't I know?
What up, fellas?
Daps everyone up.
Except for you.
This fucking city man, I'm not poop sacking today actually maybe a little bit you can
hurry up and finish this level of Sabrina Carpenter's Coachella set is on and I don't
I don't want to miss it. Got you, bro.
Cause this, the one.
American Lazy Boy thinks first of it.
This, the one.
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the speed.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact and talk.
I'm passing this on an open frequency.
No movement.
Some sort of defiance.
Thank you, September 1st.
We're going to expose this.
Come on down and grab your gear.
Come on down.
Come on to entry T with five sick men.
Retreat and fly.
I got speed lines, bro.
I got fucking speed lines, bro.
On G.
The G of course standing for God.
there's a guy behind me for sure
Hmm, weird?
Why was he there?
I think we got a guy in Tyrion, boys.
Dwarf detected.
Hit his hands up? Not good enough.
I heard a regular terrorist sign.
I did not check for a trap that was uh... almost a disaster.
Oh
Oh, no!
Shut up.
You know what you did.
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Give me that give me that give me that
All right, there are definitely guys around this corner
Hello, Mike.
Hello, hello.
Please don't move.
Please don't move, doorman.
Please don't move.
Please don't move, doorman.
Why can I not disarm those?
They're so good and I'm so lame and bad.
They're so good and I'm so lame and bad, dude.
accuracy while moving bro why couldn't I fucking just run the trap I even peaked
Must actually looking good though. Mmmmmmmn....yup. Yupp! Yupp. True dude.
Who said that?
Sweats? They don't know it's me on my alt account. Minty Core thinks she's a little...
At this point, Forsen will beat his challenge before either yours or
nice.
Forsen reference.
they haven't cut the feet. They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching.
Yeah, despite it all, I'm still kinda having fun, dude, actually.
I can't believe this is happening.
The game loop is immaculate.
I'm doing what you said!
Get your hands behind your back.
I thought the police would never make it.
Leave your talk.
We have a civilian in custody.
Command to de-platune, oversight confirms control.
Subject detained.
Oversight acknowledges restraint.
Both doors open, eh?
B, C, D, U, G.
Charge.
Command to de-platoon, oversight confirms control. Subject detained. Oversight acknowledges restraint.
Both doors open, eh?
B-C-D-E-U-G?
Judge, this is Todd Steeley.
Such bad, as well.
He's in high-tech income that was built to lay out his wings.
We'll ride along in a boat.
Oh, Jesus, I'm going to die.
Stand here. Do not get in our way.
This is pristine, three theatrics, thank you.
No, no theatrics, no theatrics.
None.
Okay.
Ok.
It says interior again.
Big man?
I'd be like they are they're only over there if they're like running in that corner I just
checked. Can't you spray him through the door? Yeah, but that's just not reliable, it feels
like. Sometimes the bulls just like, are not going where they should.
I
I
Start
Hi, yeah
I feel like that side's a bit small, you can see a little more through the EXP-S3.
Okay.
I think that side's okay.
If it was just something that let me see a little bit further, but wasn't like an actual
fucking scope, that would be nice.
Yeah.
Cringe.
Is this door open?
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Is this door up in?
Nah.
That was a dumb, dumb peek-a-rooney right there.
No Trapperoony?
Hey, where are the bad dudes there?
Are you a bad enough dude to be a terrorist?
Are you a bad enough dude to save the President of the United States?
What game is that from, guys?
It's from Badd, dude.
I spoiled it.
Or I don't know if there's a guy in here, there's a guy in here.
Shut up.
I think there's a guy behind the latticework.
We're just doing that.
He's a dude mumbling to himself, all his bitch mumbles, I'm dead.
So, call us bitch mummals, I'm dead.
Eh, fuck it.
you know a lattice is but not lettuce you call me a path
I
I think there's a guy in here.
My Spidey senses?
Be tinglin'.
I'm going for a cheeky little mirror through the door here.
Target spotted.
hiding behind the flag, eh?
Not good.
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Hey, you point man long enough?
You get a sense for these things.
Let's just do this one real quick.
Wait, we have to go here anyway.
I do not, I do not like this hallway, you know, let's go from the other way.
Okay, we know that that room over there is probably clear
I
Hmm
Crap
and
Okay, going up, probably.
We checked that bathroom, forgot.
Okay, long door is closed, very good.
That door is open, not good.
We could go that way.
I might be no one over here.
Slams the fucking door.
I'm assuming you know who these guys are. Just give me something off the record.
They're not point men. And that's enough for me to kill them.
I'm thinking we're probably gonna get a lot of guys on the last floor which is a super
or not bueno super un bueno or they're all over here
Hmm, we might just ignore these doors right here.
it's about to get it. The bullets are about to start flying, I can just feel it.
Three point man senses are tingling.
There's no one here. Dude, they're all upstairs.
That is the place I have the least amount of experience fighting.
There's a guy in here.
Surprise!
Another offering to sacrifice down by your hands.
And we collect them all.
Oh fuck, I can sit there moving around like cockroaches upstairs,
There's my head now.
Oh no.
I have both sides. I see three guys minimum up there.
Also we got lucky not taking damage there.
That's the worst thing I've ever done.
We fuck. We're against the statue.
Why, your boss sound kinda evil?
Oh, no reason.
The door's closed.
I closed that door. No I didn't.
I
Was a risky shot
We don't earn it yet.
Elec, top. We got one fatality, suspect.
Context is alive.
The truth is
That'd be so fucked up there's a guy in this corner just domes me
Cover me, disarm the device.
Watch my back, disarming!
I'm not a fan of this room, fellas.
I don't think there's anyone in here.
He's moving around.
Where the fuck am I?
Oh, I know where I am.
I like there's anyone else on this floor and if there is then I deserve to die.
What else?
Upstairs.
Blood is looking directly at me, by the way.
What was that mother fucker doing?
What was that motherfucker doing?
Who the hell are you guys?
Stay quiet.
He went back up.
I can't close the door.
Well, shall we go up?
Move and stay there.
Fuck!
I just don't know if he's going to come back down.
All this to get Ferrari peaked and domed instantly?
You take it slow, you get blamed and try to go fast, you get blamed and try to just can't win, bros.
I think I'm hearing them do callouts above me.
I think that's the guy that we saw moving around.
So we got we got we think I'm moving back and forth by the way, he's a key.
Why would he be doing that now?
I see two guys, and only two guys.
Oh, second guy's moving.
We've got two flashbang arenas, we've got two guys, the guy who said goddamn is either
of the guy in the middle or there's another guy we're not seeing on the
camera right now
Mama Mia!
There's a fucked up spawn.
There are so many people in uptown man.
Final try.
up to there
up to there
to all elements. Mission parameter is uploaded. Execute swiftly in order to prevent further
escalation.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended? I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
All in line, V.
This could give us a layout advantage.
We have lost contact.
We've seen we have lost contact with Fox.
I'm casting this on an open frequency.
I'm working on a scooter to find Vicky with a Vicky.
I'm going to launch the signal to this small fish.
We will not be able to get him.
God, please!
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm just trying to get some walking and hijacking her comms that we're still trying to get around this, which will be right along the road.
off to a dubious start
I thought he was dead!
Alright, one more try, one more try.
I went for the melee.
Also, another instance of him throwing the flashbang
and hitting the hostage next to him, but not himself.
So when you say they can flash themselves, I'm not quite sure what you mean by that, Phillip.
Entering game, talk report.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feet.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
The team, we have lost contact with Locke.
I'm testing this for an open safe machine.
We're looking for a clue in the device.
We're supposed to be here in September.
We want signals to be exploited.
We're about to strike you now.
God, will I stop this?
I'm not going to help you!
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Mission failed. Oversight initiating after action review.
Motherfucker's gun was in the banister. You could see the the fucking drywall getting blasted off as they shot me through.
Redo. Mulligan.
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We were likely being watched upon entry
They get mad at her
Face face and hold some first-time message
I don't believe that.
Is there really no one in here?
I'm a reporter whatever message you need to get out there
Okay
It's on the trap
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got my mouth open a mouth breathing right now
than right now.
I
Grabbed improvised here boys
Ow!
The suspect is down!
You may be getting closer to the six-meter-sized securing it, and establishing your spawns as vital.
I
Should just speak to I see in that situation. I don't think you do you pick them because I'll just fuck you up dude, honestly