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Don't laugh at me.
Are you going to the NL Supercruise? No, I gotta do my own show, unfortunately.
Thanks for tuning in to the show, by the way, everyone.
Termitix for seven.
Greetings, everybody.
Hal Sian and Walt Manzac and Fiemer, Chili and Iron Sparrow,
and now, uh, Izzie Goley.
Or Goley.
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I did, for sure and I did, jeeves thanks for subbing, yesterday my kid said, whimsically,
I love having a dad.
Punch me in the gut.
Do you cry now? No, no.
Dude, shut up.
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D-Day.
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Sir Pounds a lot.
Two sirs.
One Reese.
Best dad ever.
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If I didn't encourage a high gamer, milk and chow, no.
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The man's to deep latin oversight confirms control operational tempo is at your discretion
Confirm rule and wearing an idea total damage
Why would they leave this DCTV unattended surprise they haven't cut the feet
Thank you and Rossi thank you and Rossi thank you and Rossi thank you and Rossi
No podcast today I haven't earned the right to do a podcast
How many off-line attempts? Zero. So I'm probably out of practice.
Shiller Queen and Holly Pope and Fatino and Goblet, thanks for some.
Can they open the lock doors?
Connor makes her something will he be wanking extra so oh
Do not tell me what to do you're my present
Shut up terrorist, I'll kill you slow.
Come on Woody, warrior friends!
Is there an end in each one? Thanks for 7. I'll try.
Who is screaming?
Hi.
You guys see any terrorists?
What's one of you is the key car computer?
of
the
I have to come through for our safety.
Short fish?
Did they scorch out of it?
Please, just check me out of here.
And your team will talk.
We have an individual in custody.
Oh.
Yeah, you got owned, noob.
Wait, let's see this logs.
Giga brain moment.
I'm ready to die.
I train for this.
Hmm, I've seen this show play before.
I've seen this death before.
I'm just gonna stand there, huh?
No survival instinct.
Serene and Jonathan, they're extras of it, I see.
Are you saying there's some kind of suicide squad?
Mayhaps?
Everything's gonna be okay, ma'am.
Oh yeah, never mind.
Door's locked.
They were right behind me!
It's not even gonna stop me, Doug.
We've killed one guy.
Not good.
We've killed one guy.
Not good.
Okay, so we're camping now? Got it.
5th
of
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We gotta get suspect here
There's an Adderall guy in here guys
Monka
He don't care if it's locked dude. He goes where he wants
The month that ever was in friend all scarlet death row preach this or something
Other doors unlocked. I'm pretty sure if one of them lot is be locked. They all be locked, dude
Taking a little bit least of the Mario movie yet. No, he said he wanted to watch it on the TV
That was pretty clean from that guy. He cheated!
Miguel, TV, and Dr. Bragaard? Thanks for so...
Federal chain established
You don't like the movies I mean I'm sure he was
I
Think about how it was when we were kids
You know going to the theater it was like a sound improvement a visual improvement there
It was kind of cheap, not that, you know, he's a kid, he's gonna fuck about how expensive
it is, but.
But now you know the theater, it's like, it's kind of inconvenient.
IMAX alright? Yeah.
Yeah, I think if they did something, uh...
I'm sure my kid would like IMAX. I'm not sure he's ever been IMAX.
Trap. Watch out, guys.
I think my kid doesn't like the theaters for like a really dumb reason though, and that's
because he doesn't want to miss any of the movie when he goes to the bathroom.
But he doesn't like go to the bathroom enough for that to be like a worry, so.
happened one time. I think there's a guy in there fellas. Not based first world
problems. Dude, this guy's purity testing my toddler.
Did you know movie theaters were actually invented by like a guy in the KKK and you actually
brought your kid to one game?
What?
You hate black people?
Wait, is your kid a hate black people dude?
No, I'm just trying to watch Chris Brown in the Mario movie.
Oh, Chris Pratt, you mean the guy who uh, who?
I'm hearing voices all around me.
Henry Suki in Wukong, I think we go this way.
Now watch the new Euphoria episode.
No?
Well, we didn't have to shoot that guy four times, but we did.
What is euphoria?
Yeah, I don't know about that IDQ.
yeah I don't know about that I don't see we will see I hope so
is euphoria like a
2010 skins show so it's like 14 ages you guys are watching that shit that's
cool that's cool yeah it's worse girl slop with goon for the fellows
no much like us right now if in the early 2000s I heard someone use that exact
sentence to describe something I knew about you you would have got your
I'm gonna be honest, we would all have beaten your ass if you spoke that sentence around any of my friends and I.
We would have fucked you up, dude. Straight up.
Okay, tough guy.
Why is this guy talking like a New Yorker from the 1970s right now?
I've been a gooting with some gas up in it, see?
I was going to get the nor'easter axe, sir.
Givori, it's got some, it's got some boobarinos for the fellas!
How many fights have you been in Top Guy?
One time I was in the first grade and a kindergartner stabbed me with a pencil at the bus stop
and then I shoved him over.
I won by the way.
That's not a fight?
Oh, I thought we were talking about like things to like, because like I associate the act of like physical violence like over trivial matters
Like it's like something like someone with an underdeveloped frontal lobe or like a child would do so I assumed you were talking about stuff that happened like in school
Right
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, plus it
That was an altercation, not a fight.
Okay, what makes it a fight?
Does someone have to go to jail?
Is that like, cool or something?
Oh, someone has to die.
Oh.
Yeah, I've never killed anyone.
Have you?
Did I just check, man?
someone in chat said that someone has statistically yeah someone in chat has
killed somebody before that's true that's always a threat I know exactly who
it is and they will they will work for me upon request that's all I'm gonna say
so why don't you just keep your mouth shut okay big guy
Why don't you shut up, little gup?
Hop on Carey's Prison.
That sounds like a shitty JRPG RPG maker head-tie game.
Correct. Oh.
Well, now I want to look at it.
Oh wow! It is the JRPG RPG Maker anti-sex game! Wow!
But it's goaded. Yeah, sure buddy.
He didn't react to my flashlight, that was weird.
It's, it's goaded though, it's goaded.
How's that, Masa?
And CaptainBan asks this, thanks for 7.
Some of the rogies have a good story, though.
Alright.
Yeah, Chad?
Yeah, that guy over there.
He's coming to pick you up and stuff you into a locker after he's done with it.
Keep talking shit.
He's coming to stuff you into a locker, nerd.
All thanks for 100 million years.
Mmm
The guy over there who the one who just stuffed you to locker now
He shot me with an automatic rifle which also happens at schools
Devil fire likes for something invidious extra so it
Florida ass school
Is there anything more performative than kids showing up to high school with an empty gun rack dude
We like we get it bro we get it man you shoot the air man
and a man seems to be talking to the entire troops in some sort
You want it to be full
Just remove the gun right
I
Was thinking about getting a gun rack for my truck dude wouldn't that be sweet
Yeah, how many guns I could put on that day
One
Now you do like three dude. Hello
Judge, this is time to be redeemed.
Moose, I'll try.
And hijack the cons that we still should be able to manage.
We can move right along the hold.
Can you fire up the station?
What's Moon doing to celebrate a 10-500?
Don't worry, it won't come to that.
Don't fucking worry.
two side contact and how come I couldn't hear it but I saw it
So, I did this.
So, 90 extra 7?
Come, tanks.
So, if I add extra 7, this is why when you ask them to be nicer and handcuff each other, it's step out.
Oh, because they like to try and like kill as many people as they can.
They're going for the high score, man.
I'm here to stop him.
Murder style.
Buh-bah-bah! Buh-bah-bah!
Adderall, man.
You've been sealed for one thousand years.
I don't see it.
Of course that guy was just around the corner to not get flashed, so just around the corner
to quickly run straight around the corner and shoot bit
Pardon my ignorance, but can you shoot through the door?
Yeah
Yah yah yah
Yah Yah yah yah yah yah
Yah yah yah yah yah yah
Yah yah yah yah yah yah
This is Tog
Hey
Other than leave the CCTV unattended
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
Either they left it on, or someone turned it back on the monitor.
Horses of gay cows.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact with you.
I'm casting this on an open field.
You'll see.
I'm approaching it.
Watch the windows and the lights.
Watch my speed.
Watch the windows and the lights.
Watch this.
I'm taking a shot every time I die.
Don't do that, don't do that.
We are no safe!
Confirm this!
well I can't clip it in lean at the same time
watch my back disarm me
Hey, Natty!
Purgatory Theory!
of
the
death of
of
the
I almost blew myself up watch this
yeah I thought I missed that guy too I
don't know how I killed him
Hey, where'd those fucker go?
What?
Huh?
What?
Huh?
No, we're...
What?
I moved again.
Uh.
We need to go back.
We need to go back.
No.
We need to go back.
We need to go back.
Okay.
Okay.
I moved again.
I moved again.
This guy's moving every time I stop looking, by the way.
You can mirror the top floor.
Yeah, I got to stand on your tippy toes.
Guys, look at the brains I've splattered around the wall.
The suspect is down.
Get your hands behind your back.
The R6 for 7? I would.
Bloodbotton, Venus, Doctor Chatter, Brownie, Bear, and Sir Sip.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
I got a good feeling about this one.
I'm feeling dialed in.
I finally got my my Adderall dealer from Austin finally sent over the uh the Amphetamine.
I think the 30 milligrams kicking in right now boys.
Brother, where did he go?
1,000-yard stair movement. No, no. It would be 1,000-hour stream movement.
if
anyone
Oh
of
the
of
the
I misjudged the angle at which he would be standing when I peeked the door, so he saw me instantly as soon as I peeked it.
They have a free-basing semateral.
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I'm gonna say thanks for sub it.
Ross, thanks for sub it.
I love.
Free basing and or all.
Entry team talk reports.
I don't know, probably thanks for sub it.
They leave the CCTV's unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
We have lost contact. We have lost contact. We've been caught. I'm catching this on an open street with C. I'm looking at it. I'm holding it in the fight.
This might speak to you, Mr. Captain. Watch the OCEAN's movements.
We have a monster in here now!
Got him!
We're gonna help save the enemy!
Hurry up and die, man.
How much RNG is there between resorts?
Uh, the enemies can be anywhere.
Anywhere.
The only time they're in the same place is as a result of Kowinkii being.
Suspect is watching at the hijack at the farm that was built from here without it.
We can put the water in the cold.
It needs to be covered with no fish.
Well, well, well.
Target spotted.
Well well well.
Okay.
Meow meow meow meow.
Well well well well well well.
Well.
Well, you guys think there's a trap?
I don't think so, because the door was open.
Stop moving them.
Stop moving them.
Stop moving them.
Stop moving them.
Stop moving them.
There are two guys in here.
I miss the second man.
Furver, I'm 6-4-7.
One day.
Parked his 2003 Ford Ranger on the train tracks in 2009 in Jackass.
Did he make it?
He made it to heaven. Oh. Good work.
So you was Mormon.
Meow, meow, meow.
Alright.
You win a game.
Do you all chat GG or are you not a piece of shit?
UGG winner or lose?
Stockholm syndrome.
Jeep capital GG with a dot.
That's hard.
Winners the type GG first or subhuman.
Agreed.
Agreed.
I think you should at least be prompted first with a GG from a loo-
But someone on the losing side, before you're allowed to type it.
You know, if everyone's trying to be...
If everyone's trying to be mindful of etiquette, that's how it should go, I am in.
Right, but obviously no one really gives a shit.
Should we say GG every time you lose?
No, cause it wasn't a GG.
It was a BG.
And I'm not talking about the activity in World of Warcraft.
Yeah, the gamers do it out of obligation and treat it like a chore.
What about NT? Nice try. Are you Sonic? You're too slow. Nice try.
I do my mythic plus dungeons for the weekly vault begin?
Nah man, I haven't been keeping up on my chores.
Oh, no.
My winning.
Define winning.
I'm improving.
Kind of.
I'm going to fucking kill you.
There are three guys.
Oh, I'm so dead.
Three men!
Three men!
Three men!
three men three men three hot guys in a hallway gonna put the penis send in my
way we're gonna pound me
I
Play many men by 50 cent. I don't think that's a good 50 cent song granted. I don't think he really has too many good songs. I
Kind of hate his rap cadence
personally
Some variation of that
Cameras are still active.
Hater, I'm not a hater, I love 50 Cent.
I love when he told Floyd Baywether to read one page of the Harry Potter book and more.
And then he threw the ALS bucket over the banster of his pants and...
Kill me!
...keep the zones, oversight, confirm control.
All objectives, fail. Overtime-commodating operation authority.
They're still dying, huh?
Play Wankster now!
50 cent Wankster.
I
What is the way stuff
How could they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Pulling live feet?
Me.
This could give us a layout advantage.
Someone that wants to say the N-word with the boys but can't because of skin color.
I mean think about how many people got to the past though, you know what I mean?
I feel like the past has been handed out pretty egregiously over like the last ten years.
pretty pretty generously handed out. I'm grabbing a pass like eight different times.
Okay, say it. I think that everyone who has the pass, we should just agree on a day.
It'll be like past redemption day or something.
Not today. Not today.
Did that hurt? Not really.
Who are you yelling at?
Slurr battle pass!
Hey, we'll level you on the Slurr pass.
Your hands behind your back
They're on the epsilon right now
Okay
Which one prick
Oh French
EWEEE
Yep, everyone, hey everyone, I'm here now, by the way.
Definitely wasn't just trying to close that door behind me.
I never liked 50 cents music.
I
WHAT THE HELL?!
PLEASE TAKE THAT ASS!
What are you doing?
Stop your whining.
Son of a bitch!
Don't resist.
The reason they throw a guy.
Wait, no, it's the guy who just arrested him.
Who's he grinding?
Who is?
Oh...
What? What? Thanks for 7?
It's noise. You can come fire.
And you keep cock. It's a gun you cut and ready for trailers.
Well, let's work our way back around.
Gum gum fruit.
Go gap a gum gum.
He is like one piece.
Go gap a gum gum.
Luffy!
Gonna fight the main bad guy.
Zorro! Gonna fight the second bad guy!
Big nose guy! Gonna fight the third bad guy!
I feel like I feel like my sanity is sliver as I do this
That is not an exaggeration
I can't get an angle on this guy
I
I
Was the fucking door
Have you ever had this many temps in the other game?
Soul level 1 Elden Ring, no scottie, free DLC.
But even then that doesn't matter because I've lost more time playing Terraria than I
I have any game I've ever played just by dying.
You're gonna end up in the asylum with Boris and Minecraft speedrunning?
Yeah, it's the same thing. Can't you see the splits on screen?
Or the like the kind of like the blocky art style of the game we're playing.
Oh, maybe you get confused because it's first person.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Or you're, because you're an idiot.
Do not shoot me.
I can't lean.
Fine.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
You're not white doors behind you when you get to the higher floors.
Ah, I see. That was advanced Rage Beam.
See, you see, he was pretending not to know something.
As a new subscriber, and I asked a seemingly harmless question.
But once you look a little bit deeper, once you peel back the veneer, and you really contemplate the question in question, you realize it's dumb as hell, and that no human would have possibly typed that unironically, right?
I think we're done may abs
we have not checked this corner hello hello
one-winded dog ship moving so fast
The two of you make reset emotions.
You are fighting them.
You're following us.
That chatter when he hits the reed?
Reed are here more than five words.
You are the protection of our kingdom, dude!
This can't be terminated.
You fail your sword by through history.
So bad.
How could I possibly accounted for the Adderall Ghost
that was gonna sprint around the fucking wall there, dude.
There's actually no way I could've known that was about to happen, dude.
Dude, there's no way.
He was too far away from being here in the audio cubes.
Slammer, licorice of it.
Maybe focus on the game.
I clear that only the same fucking way each time, man.
And there's no better way to do it.
There's no better way.
What the hell?
God damn it!
Hi.
Get down! I want to see you!
Waiters!
What could I have done in that situation?
I don't need to talk. We have a suspension in custody.
Talk and visor to all elements, civil report file for detainment, oversight reviewing.
Walk instead of stomp around.
Let me see those hands!
Judge, this is Tony, do you read? Suspect reporting and hijacking her comms, and we're still in the alert.
I'm not positive walking doesn't anything for us, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not positive walking doesn't anything.
as far as I can tell there are a couple of like enemy states okay one they're
standing there they don't even have their gun raised they're not alert two
they're standing still they're pointing their gun in a direction they're not
moving and three they are in full-on Adderall mode and will not stand still
for more than three seconds and are in our in it they're strapping every door
and they are going to mow you down if they see even a sliver of your body
If enemy is in alert mode then walking does nothing.
So it does nothing.
The walking is nothing, dude.
The walking is useful at this point right here to sneak up on a guy, but like once you kill
the rest of one guy, they're on a roll.
Dude, there's actually a- oh, I'm getting so pissed off right now.
There is a dumb motherfucker in chat right now who is tilted over me not walking in-game,
dude.
Unironically tilted about that.
Dude!
That person exists!
Unbelievable.
I
Know
Okay, dude. Sure.
And before he walks to this door
All right, now what's gonna happen is we're gonna go in this room and
the moment we are in the most uncomfortable and
and compromise position, he's gonna walk through and 3-3 shot me and kill me.
Use a flashbang then?
Alright.
Let's just do my flashbang.
Okay, like right here.
Okay.
Who do we hit with that flashbang?
Who do we hit with that flashbang? Where's the guy? Where's the guy you were talking about? Where is he?
Where's the guy? Where's the guy that would have been hit by that flashbang?
Right here? Flashbang would have stopped right here, right? Would have stopped right here.
Stay here, do not get in our way.
I don't think they care about this next time.
Once it only detains me.
Just face me!
Nope!
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!
You should be walking!
Can you turn your radio down or does it not have its own slide?
Take a guess.
Take a big guess of Reno.
On that one, chief.
Oh, sorry, man.
Maybe I should flashbang this hallway.
I don't know where anyone is. I think I'll just throw a flashbang.
Get better, get better, better, better.
Boop.
Are you spewing?
Did I am- I'm-
I'm angry.
Yes.
Maybe I should shoot through every single door.
Heh heh heh heh.
Hmm.
I'll bring 12 magazines. That should be enough for every door in the building.
I have a voice. Maybe I should have last being right here.
That's a good idea.
Oh my.
There was a guy in the bathroom, the guy in the side room, and a guy came out from the
wedding office, dude.
You're kidding me, man.
flashbang next time maybe hmm that's a good idea it's not stupid so I mean the
flashbang could have been good it could have been good so basically we throw it
on that hole right and then it flashes no one and then all of those guys get
Agroed anyway
And then we lock in and as they are in it like giggle alert mode and not standing still
With their laser guns equipped ready to instantly kill me. I can outgun their 50 ms reaction time times three
I can outgun them three times wrong
I can see what you're cooking, Tratter.
I can kind of see it.
I see what he's cooking.
He's cooking the, uh, the poles and the microwave right now.
I don't know.
I don't think I want to put it.
Wait!
I'm trying to believe it! Get down!
I'm getting down, alright?
Stay here, stay calm.
Ba-ba-ba-ba!
I don't need to talk. I said I don't think I'm going to be back.
Tog and Pfizer, 12 elements. Subject decayed. Oversight acknowledges restraint.
A-Firm, boss. Time for the loudest message in the game.
Suspects have been blocking and hijacking our foams that we've done for the analyst.
We can all ride along our own cold, hitting the fire with the laser.
I was here for the Craster.
Enter from the conch.
Seville needs to be in control.
Hmm.
I don't know, I think a flashback at this all would be good.
Ooh, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I
These guys are just regular dogs.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
Please talk. We have a civilian in our custody.
I don't know if I can get up!
I don't know if I can get up!
there are that candles
You're really owning that one channel right now?
Dude, he spoke with such confidence.
Maybe I should stop clomping around.
Dude, maybe you should walk more.
Fortunately, now that I've discovered my shift key, I realize now that my character is invisible
And no one will know he is here. Ever.
You don't think it works that way?
I don't know why that chatter say that then, I don't understand.
He wouldn't just say some really stupid shit as like a joke, right?
Anyway, we're gonna go all the way around, so...
Nooks or pain bullets for seven?
Zack Stank, thanks for subbing.
Ooh, it's cracked up.
What's the joint above, below the hip?
If you win this one, you have to go
on the Northern Lion Cruise.
Is that the internet happening for today?
Why can't we have something cool,
like Tyson at Reading Books with his friends or some shit?
Zack, thanks for subbing.
plug walk
shimmy meh meh meh meh meh meh
plug walk
It's only the video for Kyrie, dude.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy how bad a lot of Americans are at reading, if you think about it.
Dude, it says you, bro, I've read so many words on stream and games with TextBan, and my delivery is consistently good.
I'm bumming my name in here.
Games don't count.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Got it!
Clear!
of
El Presidente, thanks for sub it.
You've survived for so long now that you're walking, and that's all that really matters
to think about it, right?
Can you replace SWAT 4?
No.
Shit.
Hmm.
Wait, how do I think I know that he's not alone?
The one that- the guard that's still alive over there?
How did he know that?
I've been walking the entire time.
There's absolutely no way that that guy should know that I'm here.
The gunshot?
I might have like a shift briefly. I think that's maybe what happened actually.
I think that was on me.
Get light on! Get light!
I'm going to get you.
Hands on your head. Move!
of
the
of
the
The first one like rolled like an inch behind the thing
Give up now I have the high ground
of
Clear.
It's a good thing that we remembered we can walk slowly while crouching so that the enemy
won't hear us coming.
It makes us practically invisible.
like hazards like these that alert the enemies when I step on them are no longer
alerting because the sound doesn't happen anymore
I think that was above us
You sure have won the internet, XD, XD, take my up, dude?
wait why is this guy calling me a Redditor dude you look like one what do you
think that chatter looks like maybe we should pull him up on screen and
Judges Appearance as a group.
I'm gonna need some verification though.
Democratic Bullying?
Yeah.
Wait am I being bullied?
Sorry chatter, I just stand up briefly so I can do this
Sorry
Hmm
of
the
You're gonna be okay.
Where you going?
Okay, Steve?
Enter King Crock. Civilian people go for you back.
Is the mayor okay?
Gives you a seizure?
King Crock. Suspect is deceased. Reflecting trailers.
Nice.
Bam bam bam bam.
Please.
I'm dying, man.
I'm dying over here.
Hey-oh!
I feel like zip ties are probably more uncomfortable than handcuffs.
Just like the way the plastic would dig into your wrist, dude.
It's about the same.
Wait, how do you know? I think I know.
You've been arrested and field training in the army?
Oh.
I thought it was like a sex thing.
Badger meat, thanks for the result.
It was the sex army.
Ah, he joined up with the sex corps.
Nice.
I'll let myself get pepper sprayed.
uh... i mean
the only time you do that is if you're gonna become a cop or like join the military, right?
i never understood why people don't just close their eyes right before they get pepper spread
Great bit. Thank you. One of many original bits on the Moon Moon show. I called a show,
by the way. Ooh, speaking of the show, I watched the Hail Mary Project yesterday. Pretty good.
flick. It's a good flick. It's a good flick. We just heard the new, uh, Nickelback album.
I bet the Hail Mary Project books are better than the movie.
There was the, okay, I mean, obviously they like mute for a couple of minutes.
If you care about spoilers.
There's the part at like the very end of the movie.
Like right after he sends off the drones.
The music choice was fucking awful, dude.
And the lady is like listening to the voice notes or whatever.
It was terrible.
That is like not the tone.
That was not the tip.
You hate the music for the movie? Yeah. It was weird. Anyway, we gotta stop talking about that. I gave the signal.
Turn on game music, please. Sorry, I'm trying to move a bit. I'm trying to stop rushing a little bit here.
And also, I turned off the music so that I could hear the enemy.
5,000 people are killed. Interpreters are getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the streets.
The medicines are securing it.
I found a game around. Let's check this out.
So you'd make your rushing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you slow the fuck down please, this is actually as slow as I can possibly move.
I'm pretty far after trying this strat.
Uh, I mean, I've been to this floor many, many, many times,
so if you consider this getting farther, sure.
I've an entire floor to clear, and then the hardest part of the level.
I'm literally like 25% of the way done.
But yeah, that's pretty far to you.
That's fair.
I mean, that's the conclusion I would reach if I was stupid as hell to.
Actually, if I was stupid as fuck, and I had no concept of what my eyes were beholding,
and I went for any length of time, then yeah, that's also the conclusion that I would reach.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, this serves a dual purpose, because if we do win, I get to watch the replay.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that's gonna be a two-hour replay boys.
Alright, so the last time we made it up here this stream there was a guy on Adderall.
He literally went...
And then shot me three times in the head as he was running.
The perfect accuracy killed me, so hopefully that doesn't happen again.
see. I'm going to assume it's probably not happening because we're just moving so
quietly here that it's probably impossible for him to know that we're
like we're out here in this hallway. Did that make sense?
what the hell was that guy? sorry I had to walk a little bit there
How'd that guy know I was here?
He told him.
Oh.
Oh, he's stream sniping.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
You're safe now, my lady.
He got my hand!
You saw him? I did not officially see him.
Yeah, we got there 26 minutes walking. That has to be some kind of record.
When I use cover...
That was a good question, man. That was a good question.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Bye bye.
Wait, did you have your flashlight on?
It gave you away.
Yeah, yep, yep.
X-Rove, X-Rove.
Whoa.
Lanes.
This is Tog, under five to jurisdiction.
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Pulling my feet. This could give us a layout advantage.
This could give us a layout advantage.
Why?
You got it, Buttmilk, all in?
Bro, you doubted it!
I'm not Harry Dresden, stop trying to kick the door down.
I'm here, he's resting.
There.
Where's the book readers or psychos?
Wait.
Oh
I think we debunked the walk thing I think we debunked the walk though
I don't think it does anything.
You don't think so?
No, I mean like it demonstrably does nothing.
You know what I mean?
That's a big word.
Yeah, I know it.
I learned it.
Oh.
Securing the device.
I think there's a guy in here.
That guy never hits me by the way
Lots of guys on floor one, that's very good. Let's try to let's try to get out of here
You just practice only his performative again, it's been a while
I don't know, I can't really think of anything.
I said driving your truck to high school when I was a teenager with the gun wreck on the
back was the peak of the performative.
And I'm right.
I'm right.
So I don't know where you're trying to own me, bitch.
Uuuh, guaaaaaah.
Alrighty.
Shit!
The gun wire, down at the dock, is made in the company and secured.
We gotta go back around.
this guy actually asked me last life why didn't you take cover like I haven't
been getting laser beam for a week like he wouldn't be able to pick out
the the single pixel of my body that was revealed and just like immediately laser it
target target down boss
I
Like
I
Heard a bad man. You can't come in here though
We killed so many people on floor one.
Very nice.
Very nice.
That's a borat reference.
You ever seen borat?
You ever seen borat
How about Napoleon dynamite yes, you know
Yes
I want that dude and then I guess I'm burr anchorman I love lamb
Resurrect six for seven.
Yeah!
I don't think there's anyone in here, dog.
So stepbrothers the other night was cockshit dog ass dude you just had to be there
You just had to be there
We're so mighty whoo how about click guess we're click
Zoolander? I think Zoolander is still funning. I think it holds up. You got the black lung?
I did not ask.
I got the black lung. Why?
It's from Zoolander. I know. I know.
He was movie quoting.
Uh, we cleared this floor.
All right, what piece of shit's in the courtroom this time, boys?
Don't matter.
Yoyoshi Tenkai, Astral Projection.
Well, that's not good, but I- Oh, there is someone here.
Great, now we've got an Adderall guy running around.
of
One time I had a guy in this corner right here and I literally, I cleared it like this.
I was like, yep.
He was like, maybe like right here.
Anyway, I got blasted.
Thanks for the story.
Damn it, thanks for finally taking the shower.
Two months, it's a record of sorts.
You didn't do that.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Wheeere, wheeere, wheeere, wheeere, wheeere, wheeere, wheeere.
Epic roast big man?
Thanks.
Thank you!
What's happening?
We got an Adderall guy?
Mommy?
You think those fellas are in the sex corner?
you saw him when
you only need to kill 23 guys it's not that hard at moon moon
Oh, I do see him.
Look at that.
Nice.
At least we're tuning in, man.
Where are you, bitch?
I can't believe that Cheddar saw that guy.
Is that Shatter the real point man?
I'm gonna point man.
Ski-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boop.
Oh.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boop.
Play some music, please.
Uh, no.
Oh
Yeah, oh god
I don't think so.
of
What happens to you when I'm here and get on the ball?
Listen, you can still get out of this!
Well, maybe you'll stand still now. Maybe it went all- it was all according to Keikaku.
the
Don't worry dawg, I'm here.
I think I'm wounded. Like HP-wise.
Yeah, we can't take any more bullets, fellas.
Oh, one thing's forgot. I missed it, I think.
I've been dialed in. I was doing a slow run.
Umm...
Man, what the hell is happening?
Second man!
Second man!
We actually killed so many people.
Like that would have been 12, but there's probably like one or two guys on the other side.
side we would have gone upstairs with like nine guys love which meant there was
probably gonna be like one guy guarding the stairs
look me in the eye right now okay I'm not gonna look you in the eye because I'm
I'm a beta male, okay, but look, look at me.
Okay, from up there, look down at me.
I'm gonna go pee, get some coffee, wanna get back?
I promise the next attempt will be a success.
In fact, I guarantee it.
I'll be right back.
You
Just as you came,
I didn't know back on that day
That no good be won
Of love
Still no good's been bought
I've never been that I've been used to.
I
You can't drink if you got what it takes
I
It would rather die dude!
Too late?
I was waiting for him to get closer man!
You did this? Bro, she killed like 20 babies, dawg.
Cards? Evacuate the seaman from my testicles.
I know that happened during Terraria, but I could not tell you at what point.
Hasn't English been what you barely speak is English?
Shut up, mate.
All right.
The Queen's dead.
The King is a fucking vampire.
You guys used to be an empire and now you suck cock.
We're the empire now, motherfucker.
Honor an empire.
Elle.
And you got beat by us.
On the Potomac, bitch.
Ooh, and the French too.
Even the French came over and was like yeah, oh they pulled up they pulled up with boats
And you were like oh no it gave up
Something crazy just happened dude, and I can't say
It's not drama, it's not the police, it's not- no, no, no, no.
Fuck.
But I have to go.
I have to go, I'm sorry.
Um.
Just a hint?
It was the it was the homeless people or whatever the hitchhikers
Guards do we have the never give up Japanese guy? Can you pull it up please?
I'm so unbelievably fried that I poured my coffee and then post
Oh, and then I grabbed it the breath the British jug and put water in my coffee thinking it was half an F
I think this is the hardest gaming challenge I've ever done.
I'm not exaggerating.
It's okay, mate. Take your time. I need to ruminate on the Americano accidentally just made.
Concert Radon was more difficult. Don't kid yourself. But it was.
You
Give up
Don't give up
Why do you stop there?
I'll try a little longer
If I give up, I'll think about you
I'm just a little more
I feel better now I feel better now
with FISA on oversight civilians may still be present secure them first then push for
how did they leave the CCTVs unattended surprise they haven't cut the feet pulling my feet to give us
Don't like
I don't know what's happening.
I'm assuming you know who these guys are, just give me something.
I'll do it.
Fuck!
of
death
of
death
of
death
I think he likes snitches.
I don't want to talk, civilian custody and security.
Don't move, I've got to be my hand away.
I can do my job.
We are on easy.
Is it green, built on lies?
You stay here, got it!
Uh, okay.
I'm the Kirk, we have one last suspect here.
It's a big iron.
of
Come out with your hands up!
This is protocol.
I just wanted to report, I didn't want it.
Thomas, we have a civilian in custody.
Come on! Now! Hands up now! Drop your knees! Stay here and stay calm.
We have an individual in custody.
I have to. I'm in the corner.
Don't shoot!
Stay here.
The border don't shoot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Fucking hell, man!
What do I see on the wall there, the shadow?
It's someone coming here!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
This is all guys.
Come on.
Mm!
Mm!
Mm!
I wonder who said Shred.
You're the only one who sees who really died here, what really happened?
of
the
of
the
death
of
Stop moving.
I'm on a quarter.
What happened after me making it out there?
I was in doing, okay?
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
He's the deeper tomb.
You carried our voice through every wall in the city.
Nicolette, you fear the foundation we needed.
It's a shame you couldn't see things that were way.
I
Met a evil next to the bed
They leave the CCTV is unattended
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watch this.
We have lost contact, routine. We have lost contact and clock.
I'm testing this on an open street, routine.
I was looking at it, started with a device.
Looks like it's being used to capture more signals to explore this.
Get it out of here now!
You're gonna be second!
Get down on your knees!
Hands up!
Drop your gun!
Now!
I'm looking at hijacking the car,
and we're still still here!
We can just move out of the line of cold.
Can you just follow the official time?
You're dead, motherfucker!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Why do you pick like a granny missing a leg it
It's not the only way you can get the jump on these guys their reaction is so much faster
that a human's like doing like a wide pit like this and then trying to challenge
on them is like so fucking hard it's so fucking hard.
I'm just bleeding out.
Don't try to duel bots.
That's what I'm trying not to do by peeking like that.
It's like if I do this, you see how he doesn't see me?
Okay, but then I do this.
And he's off.
Right there, he wasn't alert though, but if his gun was raised, he would have shot me
when I did that, by the way.
That's the deal with it.
Hope this helps!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
At Moon Moon Paragraphs
I'll read that
of a maria
try time to hang them up big dog
hang what up
never give up
I
Am G thanks for seven
Maybe some relaxing tunes like the moon like
I have a bomb squatter now! God damn it!
Waving fancy swap? Is it J-8K?
Thanks for the...
Play something Debussy?
Command, Jadifatou. Oversize speed is live.
Restraint verified. Maintain field readiness.
ready to go bossy
This is talk under 5th the jurisdiction subject is restrained rate work entry team oversight confirms non-lethal application
We're just watching and hijacking our comms that we're still just here with us.
We can move right along after hold.
And you can find the official spot.
Well, we warned him. That counts.
Get down on the ground.
Boomeram music on God.
you by the throat lifts you above the ground throws you off the clip like
hi-hachi does to like his kid from like Deccan gore some shit or two or one
He moved! He fuckin' moved!
You don't fall cause you don't look down.
Wait, what if it's that simple?
Now which attempt number will you give up?
Uh, 10,000. 10,000. Harbinger of Delix for seven?
Oh!
This is Todd. With my-
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised we haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but what?
We have lost contact, okay?
We have lost contact with Pog.
I'm casting this on an officer you can see.
Some squint at the back.
I'm trying to be in here as a temporary watch.
Signal should be destroyed.
We have lost contact.
God bless you guys.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact.
They did.
El Bozo!
There's a guy in here.
It was already doomed.
It was doomed.
It was ripped off my nail.
The whole thing.
I'm scared.
It was just a part that grows.
Take a five until it's low.
Mike, Mike, thanks for subbing.
I am the point mode.
I am the point man.
Leader of man.
Oversight tracking all custody points
Deepa to this is top with my phone oversight subject to change oversight acknowledges restraint. I am leader of man-point man
The effects of the blasting and hijacking of bombs that were spilled from the air without it, we can override them long enough to hold them.
Can you find the potential?
Leader of Men by Nickelback is the song you need right now. How do you know the name of that song?
Bloods name in the seventh track off of the seminal Nickelback album, leader of men.
That's a deep cut.
A deep Nickelback cut.
I feel like I'm playing a free phone game right now when I listen to this.
I saw a guy, one time I could download a game on his Switch
where you dig holes and like this is one of the songs that plays.
Not this one.
Fuck!
Take off!
Take off!
He's just better, bro.
He's just better, bro.
It must have been so easy to make bangers like this back in the 1400s or whatever.
So easy dude.
Captain Willie thinks for 7.
1750s, whatever dude.
I
Know he's literally just literally just hitting
Music theory? Dude!
So a bunch of unks got together that were like all kind of like good at playing the piano
and they were like, this is the theory that we should make everyone subscribe to.
They just made that shit up.
Yodel a better tune than this.
You guys will say it sucks because it doesn't subscribe to their made up music here, dude.
It's not fair.
This guy's in Tyrion.
You don't understand what music theory is.
Dude, Blood learned how to count to 10 in school and they see knows it all, dude.
Alright.
Numbers are made up, too.
Look at them scurry!
You can count to 11?
Sure you can, buddy.
Anyway, I've decided I'm going to come up with my own theory of music.
Now let me guess.
Let me guess.
Oh, but you don't have a degree in music theory, so how could you possibly do that?
Sure, buddy.
Keep getting brainwashed at your liberal colleges while I'm over here creating masterpieces.
Beethoven didn't have a degree?
Yeah, so why should I need one to come up with music theory? That's not fair!
That's actually classist.
They haven't played so much music that he went deaf.
Can anyone prove that he was actually deaf though, what if he was like pretending?
It's kind of a big tagline for Beethoven to be like, oh yeah, he was deaf dude, but he
was so good.
Yeah, everyone says that shit dude.
Sounds like he had a good manager to me bro, I'm gonna be honest.
All right, John, I'm gonna need you to pretend to be deaf.
Thanks for the PR.
John Baitoven? Man, I don't know his first name. Bloodwig.
I got it. Yippee!
Think about it this way, Twitch Chat.
How can music theory, as it stands now, be the greatest interpretation of how music should be played and understood?
If it was generated by the math part of your brain, which is not on the same hemisphere as the creative part of your brain.
Dude, he's literally just wailing on the fucking keyboard.
It's actually so fucking pathetic.
I might be putting bait heaven up there with condi in terms of like musical fraud.
They're a lot of damage.
We asked Beethoven if he was lying, but he never responded.
That's a head.
Put on some project pad after that horseshit.
Ooh yeah.
If you wait for round here, then you can get from round here.
Yup.
Ugh!
Hands up! Down in your knees!
We took a lot of unnecessary damage from that guy.
Anyway, I believe in the power and ability of humanity to transcend the trappings of classist music theory.
Alright.
And have your responses to be angry about me believing in your ability to create?
That I'm afraid you're far gone. Far gone.
That's why I like Tekashi 6ix9ine. I feel like a lot of his music kind of like ignores the rules of like standard music theory.
I'm not sure if this is the right way to go.
This is talk under 5th century fiction.
So I'm literally called Falkman.
I'm going to leave the CCTV unattended.
Hold on, I'm going to do a chat impression, okay?
Because you're wrong.
I'm going to say, like, no, actually it's this.
I'm going to say, hey, you stupid fucking drooling moron.
Your existence is actually so revolting to me.
on a personal level but I wish it did not exist it's in the hall of the
mountain here
fucking moron
The rest of the team went by to command.
Restraint, verified.
Stand by for forensic sleep.
Statecraft.
My arm, asshole.
Yeah, you tell him.
Yeah, I do.
Interchange.
Top gear, alongside oversight.
Detainment, verified.
Maintain area integrity.
I mean, we can agree about the music stuff
that you're talking about, right?
Yes, like.
Well, it's good to see the chat isn't entirely full of creatively bankrupt individuals.
Make a song right now.
Whoop!
Freeze!
I sure hope there's no one to my right.
Are you dead?
Create a song right now.
Dude, I'm telling you right now.
I'm telling you.
He just bleed out!
That was bleeding out.
All right, hold on.
Well, I'm going to try and I'm trying.
I'm like, you know, I'm like men in black, like memory flash.
Every song I've ever heard from my brain, I'm just going to make something
that sounds cool to me.
OK, but I'm going to have to scat it like scat me and John.
OK.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm sure you can hear me.
I
Welcome to my song
And then they're like the next part like
boop boop
Welcome to my song
Really
Barney Rock is in the house tonight, excuse me
Yes, stack it fool.
Kick the door open.
We got one big time.
We got one big time.
We got one big time.
We got one big time.
even have to unlock the door dude did it for me with his foot
why haven't you given up on this yet you've given up on easier challenges
I don't know the cameras that's a good question man I you know instead of like
ruminating on like the the the prospect of giving up or like failure I'm gonna
call you an idiot and then focus on something positive, okay? Like the song I just made.
Harding Rock is in the house tonight.
We're gonna have a real good time.
He said search in the area.
Wait, what if it was him?
Explosive, I think.
You're just bad at games.
I'm in trouble. I don't think you move that.
okay kind of do come to the door it's safe
I
Actually shot the guy in the head to the door
They just don't remember you trying to hire them post Malone
Yep, I mean like
Honestly, there's no point in talking to any of you guys in chat because you've never been involved in the music industry like me
So
I'm
Time up
Funny that's literally my job give me an album
Oh, perv it. Perv it. Give me an album deal.
Give me an album deal.
If you're so fucking powerful.
No.
Hmm.
What would my album be, my YouTube playlist?
Dude, she has no... her legs just end right here.
Cool.
Well, that's not good.
How are you... you fuckin' bitch.
I think that guy's gonna bleed out.
Confirmed.
They moving from the window? They don't come in here yet.
Distort the exits for silver?
Oh, I can't.
Yeah
Give me an album deal. Hey, I'm not gonna talk to that guy by the way. Where's my album deal?
God bless you armor trap
I need an album deal so I can like I want to go to the Emmys or something.
Coachella. Yeah, dude. Yeah.
Let's go. Let's go.
Yeah, the Grammys. Sorry, Grammys. Hey, if you look, if you think about it right here,
you see this, this whole, like, ensemble of things? It looks like Walter White.
no I have the danger he's losing it I have lots of you guys don't understand
every door every doorway I've walked through for the past week I have regretted
not checking with my wand to see if it was trapped with an explosive and I'm
I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
That's not a joke. That's not like an Asmongold.
Ooh, I got rats in my room that wake me up when the sun shines on them.
You know what I mean?
No, no, no Rotmaxing here.
Okay.
Bom bom bom.
Bom bom bom.
I used to be a big Asmongold fan, but I got his teeth fixed.
He's not committing to the rock drift hard enough for me, so I can't unfollow him.
Not norgling hard enough for me personally.
Where you at, dawg?
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!
I wonder if that guy...
We shot a couple of times, but...
Get up!
Stay here, stay calm.
Dude, every single guy who ever posted a Chuck Norr show can baron's chat lighting up when
they hear the story about Asmigal wiping his gums off on the wall cause they were bleeding.
This is my guy. It's him. He's one of us.
Where is this dude? He's probably right here.
Moon hates WoW so much.
Uh...
I'm gonna be honest. I prefer...
MMOs that are not like quest heavy. Does that make sense? Like I like just going out and killing stuff over and over again.
And then like killing like a like a mob with a name and then getting like a cool magic item. You know what I mean?
Or maybe not. Or maybe not, dude.
What the hell outta here?
That said, I still like WoW, it's just not my favorite, you know what I mean?
If I may be TBH for a moment.
This, you can still get out of this!
You play V-Ryzen? Yeah.
Okay, okay!
That's not a Nemo-Mao.
We're gonna get you out of here.
Uh, re-
Oh, that's all right!
You need to talk.
Superman Captain, ready for trailers.
Ooooooh.
I think the only game that I actually did quest like 100-
Like, as close to 100% correct?
Look at me!
I said anything!
As is possible is like OSRS.
Straight up.
PBH.
Who the fuck's up-
Wha-
Eh!
honestly like props to runescape okay I didn't play runescape growing up but
They tried their hardest to teach kids appreciation of certain old literature with the Romeo and
or like, you know, typing skills, even though RuneScape players were so fucking...
So determined to come up with acronyms for everything.
Bro is stretching?
I'm not, there's a lot of allusions to like, to literature in a lot of RuneScape quests.
Now is it like a one-for-one recreation of that? No, but it's an accessible version
Especially the earlier quest for children
And I if you if you can't agree with that then I think you might actually be super if you're just rolling honestly
How about you just read the actual literature
Dude, okay, so a kayak sack can start a popcorn reading club and everyone's like dude
That's so good for the kids for the moment. The runescape makes a
Romeo and Juliet parody quest you should you think that those seven-year-old kids should go out and read a book
These a lot of ammo
The difference is that RuneScape is not for kids.
Early on it was kind of like at least the quest content was for kids.
I am early on.
Um, sorry if you disagree.
Absolutely was.
I'm not saying that's a bad thing, dude.
Like, for example, we played...
Uh, Skate Story.
And remember, I was like, yeah, this is basically like a children's fairy tale, right?
And the guy who made the game was in chat and he said...
He said, yeah, I was really high when I made this game, and that's kind of what I was going for.
Heh heh heh.
to
the
Maybe we shouldn't have felt that guy's lungs.
He's only expected people to be playing it while hot.
R.S. having a pre-optimated and seemingly popular with children in a time where many
parents were suspect of game descriptions.
Yes.
Chasing dogs even so.
Yeah.
You know what I'm kinda like glad about?
Like obviously like everything's like way more expensive than like when my parents were
raising me or whatever.
like one thing that I'm kind of glad about is I never had to keep like a
box of receipts because everything's kind of like digital that shit must have
sucked ass dude holy fuck can you imagine balancing your checkbook
dude that shit is so lame it did that's oh my god
sitting around balancing their checkpoints all the time. I remember seeing my mom do that.
What do you mean it's the purpose of balancing a checkbook? Are you writing checks without
knowing how much money you have in your bank account? Is that like why you do it?
I don't know. Why not just know the amount so that you don't have to go through the receipts?
I
Check checks weren't cashed right away
Dude that must have been so fucking annoying writing a check and then just like waiting for it to get cash
People used to hold on to shit for like a year. I mean honestly in my adult life after like streaming and stuff. I have gotten like
multiple physical checks that like I
Just like I had to go re get occasionally because it's never cash them do to you. I don't think I don't think checks were the play dude
I don't think checks were the play
That's poor etiquette. I mean it was against like a business, so I don't really give a fuck if I'm being honest and it wasn't a small one.
I don't really give a shit.
It was a funny happening going to this place and being like, yeah, the checky guys are gonna be expired and then showing them and be like, oh.
Oh, we can do another one. Yeah, you can write that shit
Well bad man located
Dude, I I dude he's probably what remember when I told you guys that story earlier this stream and
And then you guys were all typing the emote where the guy has the fingers in his ears or whatever
How I told you guys about the guy that was like in this weird corner right here
Okay, he's not here well hell of this guy go
I have to come here for our safety.
Only on the checks in case the price of paper rises, is this something?
Uh huh.
It's a good cut and prep me back.
I'm assuming you're listening.
Can we talk here?
I haven't been listening for a very long time.
The fingers...
The only thing that matters is...
I'm listening.
They're fiends.
You only turn it back on.
Everything.
Is that guy squirting blood?
Also, I don't think you should hoard your checks in case paper goes up.
Although, there have been a lot of paper-related burning crimes recently, so maybe you...
Suspect is down.
Maybe you're on to something.
The- the great paper conspires- the great paper comeback, dude.
You like the shotguns on this, because you can blow their limbs off?
Agree.
That shit is epic.
Dude, imagine being in a room with a bunch of, like, executives from, like...
like a company like Prince Chex or whatever just been like damn bro
like having to slim down like when everything went more digital
like fuck dude we did so good for so long
They almost got Sam Altman?
Oh, I don't know who that is.
Is he like a baseball player?
He sounds like a baseball player.
Open AI?
Oh!
I think AI is cool.
Have you guys heard some of the AI music that people make?
It's so cool.
I know a guy who codes with open AI.
He didn't even have to go to school, dude.
Hmm, where is this motherfucker?
Uh, let's just flash this guy. I don't like this angle.
He's at the fucking door now!
I'm flying!
I gotta stop running into kill people like that.
I was going to run in, cap him, run back out, close the door.
That was my plan.
I need to, like, leave and shoot that guy and not go in the room.
Ah!
It was on the left?
I swear to God I did not see the second guy.
Someone called me loquacious tonight.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I actually don't know the precise definition of loquacious.
Look at him.
Yeah, I like talking to you guys, that's such a big deal.
Okay, you know how much it hurts my feelings when you guys type the yellow emoji with the
ears?
The fingers in the ears, and you're like, la la la la, I can't hear you, la la la la
That hurts more than anything.
I'm going to go piss, I'll be right back.
Let me tell you guys a month or a couple of months from now.
No one's hurt.
But I have to go to make sure that no one does get hurt.
But it's not dangerous.
Much better.
We still got the walls.
They don't match at all.
Nice.
Nice!
Leaning like a millionaire?
I mean...
Sadly?
Funny good or funny bad?
Both!
Uh...
combat he was good time to kill a baby
okay didn't see you what killed me
You don't want to date her because she's a minor?
What?
Dude.
Dude.
Come on, man.
I thought I was different in Australia.
I thought I was different in Australia
They need to be herded, but there's no voice chat, so your only hope of herding them away
from the wolves in mid lane is to spam ping them because if they read your chat they instantly
flip the fuck out because for whatever reason they've been playing this game for 12 fucking years
in the mere suggestion that what they are doing is wrong is enough to cause them a mental fucking
breakdown dude. That reality itself has made me realize that I no matter how well we play
in a game right now at my current skill level it is a literal coin flip as to whether or not I'm
I'm going to win early and that that that that depends solely on that the person on the people on my team are not the product of
Incessual inbreeding and that their 70 IQ can compel them to realize that going zero in
17 and bottom lane is not the correct way to potentially win a League of Legends game
Oh
We came on the juke, dude!
Holy fuck!
dude we came with a juke dude holy fuck they can kill holy fuck
they call me Michael Vick but without the dog fighting dude they just broke their ankles
Fuck
Holy fuck
You can't hit me
Oh fuck!
Didn't keep it away!
Alright!
Stand up.
Not good.
He's reaping me.
I will!
He's reaping me!
Stop!
Nooooo!
I give up.
Well, time to rob you then, fucker.
Whoa!
The Jane Obama?
Who dares enter our sacred house in life?
I'm gonna stand up a good shot.
That's gonna be sick though.
That's gonna stand up and dead.
I want to show you the clip, okay, of what just happened.
There's no way that that was a fireball that was...
Sir, how could you?
I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life I'll be informing the police about this.
They want to order some pizza for dinner, even though they just bought fried chicken.
But they don't have money!
They don't have money for that!
So, female baby Sonic has an idea.
She's like,
Baby Sonic, let's go to the fucking kitchen.
And make dinner for our poor ass mom, dude.
Yes!
Yes!
But-
Oh my god, there's a fucking gas leak!
There's a gas leak in the house!
Oh no!
A fucking gas leak!
Oh
of
the
death
of
This is kind of fucking idiot.
I need to never give up thing again, I think.
I'm not I will I'm not going to
They're all here, they all want me to win.
That's what I wanted.
That's what I wanted, dude.
Do the pose.
Dude shut the hell up!
Wonder what's in the consumer name they don't mean to touch up on?
We have lost contact!
We have lost contact with T.A.C.K.
My cast is going to fly at open speed.
My crew is in some sort of device.
Looks like speed switch is going to have one single city explosive.
It's going to fly here now!
God damn it!
Never give up.
Nondio.
Man, it's open public and has you!
Smith, nice.
Entry team, talk reporting, active link.
Arrest concluded. Maintain readiness for further contact.
Son of a bitch!
Get in the ground now!
Ow!
Howdy, why you punch me like that?
Talk to entry, T.J.
This is Todd and Rita, suspect of blocking and hijacking her comms.
That was still something about this.
We can pull right along the line of the hold.
It needs to follow the official spot.
We liked, uh, we like, we got two guys
Before even getting up here, that's good.
Uh, what's not good is...
This.
There was no guy in the window there, so we got lucky.
Nondio.
Nondio, moonchan.
Dude, but the Mandalorian theme is kind of a banger, though.
Let's be honest, dude.
I know you guys don't like Disney stuff, but, man, it's okay.
Dude, it's sick.
Play it.
I'm going to.
I'm gonna.
I've never seen the end door.
And these.
If you've ever started a new Amtrak 3000 helmet, oh!
Eeeeh!
Ba ba ba!
Dude chills!
Chills!
This is the music that plays when you gotta take a big shit. Why?
I
Mean I wanted to open the door the first time
Dude, you can literally open a door in front of a guy like that in this game and they literally
are like, BANG!
That's weird.
Maybe it's ghost, but the moment you say something out loud they're like, actually, that's the
guy that I'm gonna kill in two shots when I shoot him in the head.
I'm gonna shoot him in the head, I think.
I'm gonna kill that guy.
I'm gonna kill that guy.
You should rebind yellow I use mouse for?
I use mouse these.
Command to de-platoon, oversight confirms control.
Authority delegated to your team.
Exercise judgment within the established operational parameters.
Wait.
Ohhhh.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Dumb mouse button!
Whoa.
How do I clear this?
Uses left bracket?
The least used button in the history of gaming?
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Pulling my feet.
This could give us a lay-out advantage.
Police hands up!
We have lost five guys.
We have lost another 10 cars.
Police, get down!
Get down!
Get down in the ground!
Get down in the ground!
Richard.
Command, people chose to oversight B to his left.
Copy that. I'm in big penalty line. Oversight is in that corner, so stop.
I didn't know about changing the language options.
Well, it... it doesn't have a... it's only text.
You're a fuck-dead!
Get out of the ground now!
Get out of the ground!
Move the fuck-dead!
Yeah, when I watch anime, I like to watch it in Japanese.
Only Japanese.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Oh, that was so stupid of him, Alex. We could've survived a long enough to hold it.
Can you just sign with the official?
You ever watch Peaky Blinders, you know?
But another thing out of the guy, his name's like Tommy or whatever,
and he's like Mr. Peaky Blinders, and he'd be like...
He kinda like walks into places and he's like,
eh,
fucking A-Roy,
Peaky Blinders then.
And then he like, he does like prohibition stuff and whatnot.
It's me, Mr. Blinders, I'm here to negotiate a deal for drugs.
I wanna watch Twin Peaks.
I want to watch Twin Peaks.
Oh!
I watched a video of a cool game last night that I'm probably going to stream.
next year when I beat this yet deadly premonition you guys will literally never get the game
And I'm not even kidding.
You will never guess.
Is it slop?
That depends on your definition of slop.
What's not sloped you?
Fortnite
Is it moon quality slop?
Yeah, it is
It's FMV adjacent
but it is not an FMV
it's not Reddler
that game has some awesome cutscenes though
honestly all the early Commander congregations all have really fucking awesome cutscenes
Hey, don't do that don't move
Why do all doors in this game open in both ways?
Tell me how that doesn't kill him, by the way.
There's a reason I don't normally shoot through doors.
Because I'm an idiot.
All right, I arrested you. You have to stop talking now.
Those are the rules.
Crap detected.
Does he keep holding these for seven?
I got a good feeling about today.
My gamer senses are tingling.
Well maybe that's like the stress induced stroke coming on.
You know what I mean?
Nope.
I did not presume to know you, mister!
Who said that?
Don't joke about that so I have a bet on you for Diabetes.
I'm surprised I don't have Diabetes, I want to be honest.
My diet has been so shit forever like how is that not like how is that not gonna be diabetes
I think if we, if we ever see a guy like that moving around, we literally just go for the
flash every time.
Every time.
Ba ba ba ba, meow meow, ba ba meow, ba ba ba meow.
Don't laugh at me, Uncle Phil.
The name was Phil, right?
Do you like the movie Groundhog Day?
I do, although I'm not a Bill Murray fan, I'm gonna be honest.
Bill Murray kind of plays the same guy in every fucking movie and he's kind of an asshole.
You like them in Zombieland?
We have lost contact with Fox by casting a call at open-shrink.
I don't know where we're going.
Hey.
I can't hear you.
I don't know where we're going.
I don't know where we're going.
The team's returned.
Oversight is confirmed.
Look at that.
If you change my position, you'll be able to kill any hero in Frenchman.
Operation has failed. Oversight is authorizing a full formal investigation.
You never considered him funny?
I mean, I don't mind Bill Murray. It's just like,
like, yeah, we get it. You do you smirk and you're kind of a dick.
Like that's like the.
That's the deal, right? That's the package deal that you're getting.
He'd be smirking and he'd be saying mean things to people. Like you?
Aw, you guys think I'm as good as the actor Bill Murray who's been in like several blockbusters
of his? That's so nice. No, I don't think I'm that good.
You're awesome big tortoise, thank you.
Go call him.
It's the one and only D.O.D.D. STUPED UP!
la la la la la la
Get on the ground
Wise
Where's that pose?
Snoop's the biggest sellout in Hollywood history.
Yeah, he uh, I think my final straw was Snoop Dogg was the uh, the Amazon TV AI Snoop Dogg.
Judge game.
The Martha Stewart collab went hard.
What did she do again in Bezling?
Imagine getting so unlucky that you get caught doing that in like Hollywood and stuff.
That's big unlucky dude.
Everyone in Congress when Martha Stewart got caught insider trading, maybe we should slow
down a little bit. They look at each other. I thought you were going to refer Martha to
your guy. Your insider trade guy. No man, I thought you were. Oops. Whoops. Center to
the wrong guy is a joke. Yeah, maybe they were bullying her. Ew, that's so fucked. This
This is an Adderall guy. Actually, not really. He's not like, running around.
So...
Me, when I miss the easy shot in my life...
I think I'm gonna take a second one.
I heard that.
But wherefore art thou?
Clever thou!
The Snoop and Martha cookbook goes hard.
It's gonna be so easy to come out with a cookbook, man.
We should do a cookbook.
Google the recipes and change one ingredient.
Yeah, but the hard part's gonna be like,
finding like a good ingredient to replace it although you get lazy and just
like removing ingredient you know what I mean
nah
dude we could easily do a cookbook boys holy shit
We've been buys cookbooks I bought a couple of novelty cookbooks actually
I got the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cookbook at Spencer's one time
I hear you!
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, dude, I'm not fucking mad.
一生懸命一つの所に命を掛け!
そう!今をここを生きて行けば!
皆!生き生きするぞ!
We have lost contact with the team. We have lost contact with Targon.
I'm casting them on it all.
We have to get out of here.
We have to get out of here.
We have to get out of here.
We have to get out of here.
Don't worry. I will.
Declare the team.
Better road third verse standing by.
We're going in.
Maintain situational control.
I got a face blind list.
Dude, help me.
I
Am I supposed to study that guy's face when I got to read the subtitles
Checkmate unless you guys are actually lizard people with multiple sets of eyes
I think I'll go to Coachella this week.
Yes, Coachella!
I hear Iggy Pop is playing bad as...
I don't think so.
Hands on your back, move!
You're gonna have to kill me!
Uhhh... okay.
That was on me. That was on me. That was on me.
I wasn't lined up to get a good shot on him initially. I should have just shot that guy if I couldn't.
All 349 are on you. No they're not. No they're not.
Whatever I was gonna say. Ooh, who's the other Coachella person?
Subrina Carpenter!
Yes, my favorite.
Do you think Mr. Beast will be there?
Excellent, Lincoln.
Thanks for sub-insulting.
Thanks for re-upting.
No, thanks for sub-insulting.
Hey, new man!
We have lost contact with the TARG.
I'm testing it.
New man in AP, they've resorted.
Don't move!
Don't join us, they're fighting us.
Reflect to be in two-in-one with TARG.
We've lost signals to the explosion.
Don't move!
I can't believe you're going to lose!
Stay here. Do not get in our way.
You have to stop them!
We have a civilian in our custody.
Every team, talk here alongside oversight.
Restraint, verified. Standby for forensic sleep.
Have you guys ever met Mr. Beast? What would you say?
Judge, this is Todd Steeley. Suspect is blocking and hijacking the comms.
We're still sailing out of it, we can just survive the long enough to hold it.
Can you just find the official target?
That's what Heather said, I have a gun. First of all, no you don't.
Second of all, I don't like the implication. Uh-oh.
Good fight, good fight, good fight.
How come Mr. Beast doesn't try to sneak on an Epstein Island, dude?
That would be a good video, I think.
Today, I'm going to be sneaking on the Epstein Island, but not in the way that you think.
I'll be riding, or I'll be driving, the Battle Bus.
And I'm going to have 50 of the world's most epic streamers do a battle royale on Epstein Island.
Get Dr. D.
What's the prize?
And the grand prize, getting to read every Epstein file unredacted.
It'll be like that one scene in Yu-Yu Haka show, where the guy watches the black tape,
and he walks out of the room.
Good reference. Yeah, I'm working on my comedy bits a bit more guys. I think just like knowing
stuff. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Knowing stuff is cool. You can be like, yeah.
What do you think about Trump ordering McDonald's with the DoorDash girl?
I actually saw that.
He like gives her a tip.
First of all, that's a DoorDash lady.
First of all, okay, let's be clear.
That bitch is like 60, alright?
Whoa! Holy! Ah!
That was a 720. That was in the threes. Actually, no.
He spun around four times, so, you know.
What ever is that 1440 dude?
Oh yeah I was going to ask how much money did he and her win the guys like aren't you
going to give her a tip Mr. President because he's forgotten like that's the whole reason
he was probably doing it.
There's a hundred dollars.
That's why they call him the Teflon Don, dude.
Bro, that's like half a tank of gas for dude.
Holy shit.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba brand corner tank, baby
I heard you
Every day they're shuffling
I don't know why i'm holding this angle because i literally cannot compete if they swing this corner a big inshooter got me i can't
The best case scenario is that i just lose some hp
But the more likely scenario is that they kill me instantly.
No one's home!
So for these guys, we gotta hit them with the black bongoo.
Why did you kick the door open?
Oh my goodness, that...
I didn't want to do that!
And then I missed every shot!
They flew her out on a one-way flight, by the way.
She had to find her way back home.
Well, maybe she should get a second job.
It's uh, Satic and uh, Shawhead, Turing Co, Tel Aviv, thanks for subbing. Uh, the Leech, thanks for subbing. Nolgax, thanks for subbing.
I got one job to fill up my ass tank.
The other job to afford the liver and assorted animal organ meats.
Talk to entry T.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active. We're likely being watched upon entry.
One job for heating? Dude, just wear blankets, man.
Triple B. Bring back blankets. Bring back blankets. They're conditioning so bad for the environment.
It's kind of a good impression some some days I can do a good Donald Trump impression
Sometimes I do a good vagina. Oh, yeah, I can't really do it. I don't like last stream did my Virginia pressure was like eight out of ten easy
Oh yeah. Thank you.
Oh yeah. The pride of the Saiyan race depends upon you managing your tantric dark run.
Command, GD Platoon, oversight feet is live.
The space above your grove.
There's space up on the throne!
Scrooge will breathe it!
Scrooge will breathe it, lawyer!
How familiar are you with this technique?
If there's any together, I'm just gonna die, dude.
I'm not gonna waste my fucking time picking that quarter, dude.
Okay?
I'm just not gonna do it.
I'm literally I'm just gonna run and assume there is not a guy there dude because normally there is not
Go to breathing moon moon you considered mayhaps retaining your semen
What do you think of Crobcat's breaking point being resident evil for remake
One of those videos like super disingenuous or uh just like every Cropcat video or whatever.
I think it did one on Back for Blood, alright.
That one was good.
The RE4 was particularly bad.
Why?
Why was that bad, gamers?
Hey!
He made the RE-4, is it?
Okay, explain the timeline to me.
He released this RE-4 remake, then you're saying he remade them?
Okay, there's like four guys around me right now.
This is not good.
I
Can walk didn't give me a smooch really nice they can't come through the store
You remade the vid as a commentary on the nature of remakes?
Oh.
Okay, but yeah, like...
Okay.
Hold on.
You won't believe it, but I got so big, I slept like four hours and a humongous shit
has forced me to wake up.
No, I believe that.
I don't know why you- I don't know why you- I don't know why you thought I would not believe that.
Can you explain?
Lol, I made that shit up.
Well, I didn't believe you, I was just reading you for like, uh...
I mean, because you took the time to-
To add me, so I just assumed you needed like a little self-esteem boost or something, you know what I mean?
You're welcome!
That wasn't the same guy.
Nah, I was.
Need a boost too?
There you go buddy.
Take it.
Bombs, ropes, oil.
He played RE4 OG in 2006 and the remake clears the gameplay story way better.
OG is too corny.
Yeah, but these games are good because they're corny.
And also, the remake is still corny.
That said, I do not remember anything.
I, uh, like a lot of things about the remake and I do not remember a lot about the original.
I play both.
It's just not like a core game for me, you know what I mean?
That said, I really enjoyed RE4.
And I think, personally, if I had to pick, I think I would pick the original, IMO.
Let's hit those other guys across the hall.
There was another guy in there!
I gave my kid the 6-7 test yesterday I hit him with a 6-7 and he said shut up
Haha, do you think it's here on the expressway?
Then shut up.
Recycled bit?
No, it happened again.
I was double-checking, or triple-checking in this.
Teach them sidebound.
Oh my god.
Dude.
Dude
I guess my kid accidentally flipped off some kids at his school
Cuz he was like he was like
For some reason he was sucking on like the tip of his middle finger or something
He may have like bit his nail or some shit
That's an autistic trait. Thanks doc or anything else.
Oh
I'm not the whole story. It's just they want to talk
Suspect is restraining and ready for trailers.
This is talk. Federal chain established.
ROE applies successfully.
Oversight satisfied.
Submitting standing by for trailers.
Command, just D-platoon. Oversight feed is live.
Arrest concluded. Maintain readiness. Refer the contact.
Okay, so he does that and then there's a bunch of kids in his class who saw it and were like,
and my kid had no idea what that show was but he did it when we were hanging out
yesterday but he like he did it and then like looked at me like he was
expecting me to tell him not to do it. And I was like, I was like, I said, what are you
doing? And then he didn't respond. And then I said, don't do that. I said, do what? I
said, where did you learn that? He said, oh, he told me the school story or whatever. And
I was like, yeah.
I said that was basically a swear word
and you should never do that.
He was like, okay.
So he'll never do it again.
The show confirmed.
Give one suspect down.
Oh.
And he'll never do it again.
boomerass parent would have beat the shit out of them yeah yeah boomers didn't
stay beating their kids huh it sure was fucking awesome you know I'm surprised
like you know how they have like the weird like kid beauty pageants and stuff
I'm surprised boomers ever thought up like child beating pageants you know what
I mean just like see who's like the best of like disciplining their kid in quotes
I'm surprised that wasn't like a boomer in petrol.
Hi.
It's called conversion therapy.
Oh, or the pence...
The pence thing.
Parents hit their kids to like 2010, lol.
Chatter, I'm sorry to say, but my dad stuck it in me when I was like 5, man.
So that might be like a youth thing.
That might be like a youth thing.
I've got a bad stuff going to you.
You're not never hitching your 32?
Well, El Chatter.
El Chatter, I guess you'll never learn how to become a good human being, you're gonna
get punched in the face by your parents.
This guy is fucking funny. Honestly, like, hmm, there it is. There it is, dude. Boo,
boo, boo, boo, boo! Welcome to the Moonshow, dude. Welcome to the Motherfuckin' Moonshow,
They already invented child meeting pageants on F-Steen Island.
You know what, we are not talking about that, Jay.
We are not talking about the clock,
but casting this final creation of logic
for the future.
A moment of silence is going to be the end.
We are going to watch the signal from this doorstep.
We are not talking about the clock, but the signal from this doorstep.
We are going to make this signal from this doorstep.
We are not talking about the clock, but the signal.
This is talk under 5th Registration.
Subject restrained and compliant.
Fly it, and we'll await confirmation from 5th to command.
Whoa!
You guys think you've ever been spied on through your webcams, by the way?
Like, we all know that that can happen, right? But like, do you think it's ever happened to you?
I don't like your, I don't like any electronic, I guess.
I mean, the phone's a given, right?
Meow, meow, meow!
You like when they watch. That wasn't the question.
actually have zero idea how electronics work oh wow is this guy saying that we can't be
spied on by our webcams that's sick you know honestly I feel like my mind has been put
at ease knowing that now is this guy implying that we can't be spied on with our phones
Steve?
You know, honestly, I saw a couple of reputable reports on that, like being a thing, and that
it happens, right?
So the fact that that guy in chat is letting me know that I'm just so fucking stupid I
just don't understand how they work.
That actually is putting me at ease right now, right?
my assumption was that you know that does happen but I think I think that guy's
saying it does not
Wait, what if that guy's saying that?
What if he doesn't believe it?
Whoa!
Oh
Brass I do not get Facebook permission to use my pictures
Classic
Works every time.
Mark Zuckerberg defeated.
How did I not see this guy last time?
You like the 360 I did before losing some HP?
You got in the ass?
No, that's my cap, dude.
That's where I put the GPUs in the RAM.
Ray-Ban Metaglass's game tag feature shred of Watch Dogs should be scary.
Yeah, but Watch Dogs was sick though, dude.
Holy shit.
That shit was tight.
And I'm not talking T-I-G-H-T, I'm talking T-I-T-E-G.
Do you know what I am saying no not titty
Just give me mail once saying you used my webcam to record me jacking off and they threatened
to distribute the bit to my friends and family if I give them two hundred dollars in Bitcoin
Who just has $200 in Bitcoin?
Is that like 0.0000001 Bitcoin?
We've got this in the control room.
I didn't think anyone would come.
Four zeroes.
I'm gonna go for a rebound.
Hey, where's that bitch going?
Hey!
Grave Street, thanks for seven.
Office shop going good.
Dude, where'd she go?
I heard her running this way.
Oh well.
Why are you there?
Why are you there, man?
Her market is 0.000000013BTC.
Do you think he would have accepted the $200 just like straight up instead?
Listen, man, I never got into crypto, dude.
Is it cool if I just send you 200 bucks like dollar reduced like on PayPal or something?
You think you think the scammer would have been like, yeah, sure, man, whatever, dude.
Whatever, dude.
Sure, dude.
My name is a Dmitri Kuzov, Kuzovic stand at PayPal dot com.
Do you take money or.
People too this is
The scan message says if you don't know how to purchase Bitcoin
They thought of everything
This is time.
It's on overrun.
The game is successful.
It's a logging full report.
Dude, how cool would a video be if there was like a scammer video where they were like,
yeah, we got a picture you're jerking off?
But like, the video is like...
Mr. Beast voiceover is like, actually...
What Dimitri doesn't know is we have a video of him jerking off and then like you show
the video of the guy saying he has the video of you jerking off to him.
Just, this is Todd's theory, suspective of watching a hijacking a bomb that was built
from the ellipsoid.
We can pull it out of the water and go home, and you can find the official spot.
Little does Dimitri know.
We've been watching him jerk off for six months now.
No!
He's in the fucking office!
He was in the office.
I heard like the muffled voice from the museum room.
I'm like, alright, he's probably in the big room.
Nah, he was in the fucking office, dude.
He's been able to get to the top floor.
I was rushing to the top floor!
I was like clearing the first floor, man.
Pick up Jim Browning, he trolls call centers.
Does he have videos of them jerking off?
And is he blackmailing the blackmailing?
Secret Snake Colletics or some Envendo Vorex
and Sorbet insignants in Logan and Moussakas
and Regan and bootleggers,
and mine control in Strigwin
and draw tables and grocery things.
Command to D-Platon.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise them and cut the feet.
Point my feet. This could give us a layout advantage.
This game's just infinite points glitch.
Imagine when I win though, dude.
Imagine...
I'm gonna be the biggest quadrillionaire on the map.
And drive by fuck
Talk to entry team with FISA command complete stand by for confirmation. We just think hi is doing today
What's that guy?
No, not King Kai. He's another world.
No, not Supreme Kai.
I don't know how to tell you guys this, but those people aren't real.
Those are cartoon characters.
No, not Cobra Kai.
No, not Genkai from Yu-Yu Hakusho.
No, not Hakai from Dragon Ball Z.
The power of destruction, let's not do it.
No, not bonkai, the thing from Bleach.
No, not kayu.
No, not hankai, Starrail.
No, not DBZ, Budakai. Come on, guys.
I'm gonna need you to L in. The L standing for walk.
Well, that's not good.
Wait, I got him.
Nice.
No, ah, no, ah, no, ah.
I'm gonna shoot him fast with the MS, dude.
This is 30 milligrams of anorwag.
Now this is 60 milligrams.
Well, let's hope for no Adderall, man.
Super Saiyan was the equivalent of Ultra Instinct.
Walter White Math.
It's Walter White Math, by the way.
Byman's 60 Milligrams.
Nah, it'll be the Walter White Math, for sure.
hand bail in the Delphi, thanks for seven. Oh, I guess I'm, you know, I guess I'm
misunderstanding Ultra Instinct. Yeah, it is shrooms, dude.
I was like, what the hell did you throw in the trap?
I didn't make it shit the fire suit.
They're all on the way now?
No they are not.
Dude, playing this shit is making me delirious, I beg.
And he fell as the end of the hallway?
Yep.
Like, that's in his neck.
That's in his neck when I shoot him, dude.
Like, how is that not, like, square with his fucking neck, dude?
Replay it? There's no point! I didn't hit him!
Where was my bolt? I wasn't, like, even strafing. I was moving backwards, dude.
Unbelievable.
Huh, you're getting sloppy? No, I'm not. I'm doing a very thorough clear of the first floor,
which makes it way more difficult to proceed with the level in other places,
because they all begin moving around and doing other shits of just standing there for me to execute.
Can you follow bullets in the replay now?
You know who you can't follow though, Mr. Beats.
Ohhhh.
Mr. Beats!
Where are they?
Damn you all, Alex Biden!
Hey, guys!
Cut the feed
Let me try going to the next floor before clearing the first one.
Ah man, I never even thought I should.
We should do that.
Ow.
Why no more GL strength?
Hey, this is the guy that's dead.
You ever see a picture of a guy and then like know how they probably smell, dude?
bro this guy's probably got the most the most dank colo cologna dude holy shit
he probably spelling manly dude on God
well yes they are yes they are yes they are I freaking got the guy there by
the way you think they're gonna open the door behind me Ben moon looks like he
It would smell like Chinese medicine.
What?
No, not Tiger Balm.
It doesn't matter if there's a trap here.
Tiger style. That's a Wu Tang reference. You guys ever heard of Wu Tang? I like the
Wu Tang clan. I like, I like Deltron 3030. Hopson and Eminem. What's up guys?
Like Nickelback? Oh, cool.
This guy doesn't know real music.
Dude, I just know I'm about to get re-picked by this fucking door right here. Two doors
in.
You know, to be safe, we should probably flash this, so I will.
He do not care, huh?
All right.
They have an Adderall guy running around right now, and he's moving so unpredictably that
it's like almost impossible to tell where he's gonna end up.
He might even be at the end of this fucking hallway right now, bros.
That was not him.
I'm almost dead look at my outline I've never seen this art before
I'm gonna get some coffee, I'm gonna get some punk coffee.
Is there a card listening?
Yes, below.
I will return, surely.
And when I get back, I think all the pieces have finally fit together, dude.
I feel like I've finally transcended.
I'm like Vegeta when he went Super Saiyan for the first time, dude.
We found the mental block.
We found the mental block, dude.
I
Will you rushing or were you dragging?
Start counting five six six in four damn it look at me
One two three
No, was I rushing or was I dragging?
Count again.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Rushing or dragging?
Rushing.
So you do know the difference.
Oh, gov!
You guys hear the beautiful piano music?
I gotta fix my hair.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, Verdeo and Sarutu, thanks for selling it.
Maybe we go back to the Flash, Nave, boys.
Maybe we go back to the Flash launcher, dude.
DEEPA 2, this is...
How do they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
We have a long shot attack.
We have a launch contact in the box.
I'm casting this on an open frequency.
I'm evoking it.
It's just a bit of device.
Looks like it's being used to capture the launch.
We're talking about the evosif.
We're on the danger now.
God bless you, son.
Rushed the 3rd floor to try it? That's what I was doing, but I mean...
I know that.
I know the third floor well enough now that I'm confident that it's just better
for me to try to clear the first floor or the second floor I guess this one.
So I don't have to worry about like I don't know if I can mentally handle
clearing the final room and then having to come back to this floor and getting
shown by like a random job or like one of the ones that like pull the alarms you
know I mean I don't know if I can mentally recover from that so
Uh, we're...
Hehehehehehe
How?
How?
How?
Like a shitty-ass angle? He couldn't see me!
He couldn't see me!
What are you talking about?
Oh, he smelled me, alright.
He's a velociraptor, I forgot.
When I use the wall for cover instead of the door...
Do not speak to me, Trogonite.
Think doors just open themselves?
MOST OF THEM DO NOT CARE!
Every door opens directly from there, they do not change their behavior!
99% of them die!
Get down. I'm here.
Get your hands on your head, move it!
Shit!
Loose talk.
We have one death suspect here.
Talk to entry team with five seconds.
Copy that.
Target's fatality logged.
Oversight will dispatch coroners post up.
Drop!
Do it now!
I only like the first two minutes of this all, guys.
Is that weird?
Hi.
It quicker, I see so fast.
or beast one. Do my odds are even worse if I swing him man. Alright, let's roll our
sleeves up boys. Really get into it. I talked to my boss about your record contract we need
you to freestyle for a minute before we can decide. Okay. Hardcore trap beats 2018. No
Copyright.
Point man! Point man! Point man! Point man!
I
Make it go boom
With a bomb I got a bomb strapped to my chest
Wait, this is what this can I go to the second floor? That's a personal best
I'll kill you.
Kill you!
That was like 20 seconds.
Yeah, we can make that a minute though.
The Christian music label.
Oh.
Detainment confirmed. Maintain chain of custody for review.
All right, we can change the lyrics a little bit. I love God.
No, I ain't talking about Zod.
Yup, that's the guy from the Power Rangers.
Guess what, baby Jesus? Born in a mangrove, dude.
Yup, Ranger with Manger dude.
Tell me that ain't Christian A.S.
Oh.
Okay, was that trapped?
DC talk already said that what they were under ranger with major I severely doubt that no
No one's ever done that.
No uh-uh.
Where do you think he is?
Take that no one.
The
Worst
I tried man, I tried, I tried.
Dude, Power Ranger, baby Jesus in the manger, uh, what rhymes with manger, you're in danger.
He got candy, don't take that, he's a stranger!
Talk to entry team!
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Chambers are still active.
We're likely being watched by-
Kimmy Granger, who's the-
We have one spot back!
The team we have one spot back!
We're talking!
I'm casting this one open frequency!
We're broken!
You've got to fight!
Let's get beat to this, there's some fat bread on the corn.
And those that get sacked...
You're a bald squester now, don't you think?
You're a bastard!
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car!
We're gonna be around Jesus with Jesus throughout the song.
Jesus...
Down the top.
Get in the car!
I have a friend in Jesus.
Jesus, you're new. This is Todd with FISA on oversight.
Detainment on.
You are free to continue.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Let's play American Terrorists.
That's not very Christian.
I'm trying to get signed to this Christian record label.
This is Todd Stereo. Suspect is looking at hijacking our comms that we still should be around here.
We can just move around the line of the hole and take the front of the official body.
Alright, maybe I should actually try what you guys think.
I haven't been trying before this, boy. For what it's worth.
Why start now? It's time to... to la- in.
You guys ready? I'm gonna hit you with one of my world famous bits.
You ready?
Lately I've been leaving the ass off of words.
This is the best time of the year.
Hurry!
It's good call.
Holy shit, thank you!
No, not a single one!
He is just a no-county, man, I think.
Explain it?
No, because you guys would be like, explaining the joke.
Which is always unfunny.
What is funny is having to explain the joke that you think about
Ask me where I was at 9-eleven or were you on 9-eleven 2026
That's the future.
Oh.
Guys watch out.
detected like in what world I'm looking at the fucking door handle in what world
is that kick the door dude
I don't understand a new America.
This is America.
Beep beep beep beep.
This is America.
It's trapped guys.
Hold on, let me handle this.
I'm the point man.
Monarch Captain Gaming, thanks for coming.
Who's he talking to?
My squad mates.
They're always with me.
in spirit yeah what the fuck did that guy just say
Move! Move!
Get down on your knees, hands up!
You
Don't think there's another guy in there
I can't see.
Prepare the altar, why is it gonna marry you?
No man, it's for a sacrifice.
I'm the sacrifice.
I'm really afraid to go in there.
But I will though.
Bell Camper?
That wasn't fucking camping!
Suspect is down in question tennis.
Ah, they're playing my song.
Anomusic 3 from the Unity Store.
Anyone else smile I think we're down this floor guys
We are not done here
Hehehe
Never mind, we are dead here
Was she reacting to my flashlight?
Crazy
Eww, that's crazy
Shut the fuck up
You're under arrest.
Um, okay, so I was just supposed to walk into that explosive then.
Okay, so my life doesn't matter.
I think I'm hearing an Adderall guy above me.
We want to get out of this hallway.
El Stato.
Stop posting the Jace Lurr in chat.
Takes up my sword and shield.
Don't worry.
Mo Chat.
I won't let him hurt you anymore.
strikes him down. Murder style. I don't know why I peek the wall the whole way like that
because uh that guy kills me every time so
all right we done dude we did it four one complete
can i get a wahoo in the twitch chat
gorex activate the wahoo button
Yes, Milo.
Yes, Milo.
Shut up.
Shut up, hostage.
I'll kill you.
Hi.
So this is a flashbang, unfortunately.
The angle is just too sus.
He freaking moved!
Oh yeah, that reaction time was pretty fast.
I'm not a pro. So, back to the speed.
Closing.
Forgiving.
I'll do everything.
We're gonna find control.
Thank you, God. Thank you.
YW, YW, YW.
Too quiet.
The public is quiet.
I like there's anyone in here we're not here any weird grunting they're like
the ashes will will rain down upon us all
bum fights at the White House gonna be sick we've got the best bums we took
them out the street it was terrible so much fentanyl
We're giving them a job now at the White House, we're making our own coliseum, the Romans they did good, they did good, but look we're gonna do better.
And we're gonna make them build it too.
I'm like triple checking for a drop right now.
And before man runs across the fucking door and shoots me...
Like I like to imagine play a little gremlin lap every time they do it they hit me with
the the fast the world's fastest cryptid cryptid strafe in that it's don't meet hey
You better not go pull that alarm.
He's gonna pull the alarm by the way.
Wait, he doesn't know I'm here.
What?
This is policy.
He's taunting me! He's taunting me! I'm sending you back! I'm sending you back, man!
This is fucked up. This is fucked up.
I don't want to use a flash on this guy.
As soon as we get into some action here, though...
Ah, shit. Here we go again.
As soon as I see him coming around the corner, I'm gonna open the door and fucking blast him.
And then close the door again.
What's the name of that emo?
Here we go again.
Oh-oh.
It's not fart.org dude stop trying to fart max
How come CJ's walking to that gay cat dude
Brother what?
You're dead, bro.
If I lose a gunfight this twi-
Enjoy the- enjoy the forward of the chest, bitch!
That door is closed.
But...
There exists the possibility...
Like, where did the Terminator go?
Is he right there?
Did he go deeper?
Is he in the sex corner right now?
Or has he gone so far and then circled back to this room,
and when I run to close these doors,
is he gonna kick the door open and instantly kill me?
I
Fuck it
Well, oh my shooting with my bullets
I'm going to kill you!
Hands up above your head!
Down on your knees!
Well, we've got several Adderall men now.
Several deranged maniacs.
I can't believe that guy didn't kill me, but I also can't believe that in the tiny little
square where his head appeared and where he proceeded to shoot me from, none of my bullets
I should have said that guy.
Surely there's not a guy in there, Rob.
A sane person would definitely pull their gun out at this point, but...
area is clear
all right
There's at least one guy out here.
Maybe it was above.
So unbelievably ogre.
Now I could be wrong but I'm like almost positive they don't go through these little
tiles for some reason.
Probably wrong.
That's so scary don't do that. Oh my god. That's so terrifying.
Did you guys hear that?
The I'm Right Behind Here voice? Dude shut up man.
What if they did a Halloween update where there was like a monster that could spawn behind
you or some shit?
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
There's a guy right there and he's probably gonna kill me.
Kill him first.
How's it going on?
Can we get a motivational speech?
Kill me once.
Shame on me.
I mean you.
Kill me twice.
Shame on you. Kill me three times. Shame on you.
Talk, we found something. Laptop in a frequent deameter.
Five inch out as this.
In the device loading port. I'll hold the receiver launch.
We'll be able to prevent detonation of a surge to the frequency.
Kill me four times. Shame on me. You.
Kill me five times, shame on you.
Kill me six times, shame on you.
Kill me seven times, shame on you.
Kill me eight times.
Well, you're not going to kill me again.
I think this motherfucker's in here, guys. I'm going to be honest.
Fuckin doors open, dude.
You're playing Stardew Valley?
Why aren't you hoppin a real game, punk?
What about Cod, dude?
I'm on cod warzone 4 idiot
Dude, I'm hearing whispering right now, and I need you I actually do this creeping me out don't do that
It's scaring me
I'm scared
No one's whispering yes, they fucking are dude
dude. What is it? You're literally not hearing it. No fucking way, dude. Wait, what if it's
What's in the game and my character's going insane?
Dude I heard a girl say I'm right behind you earlier.
Oh, hey.
Meow mew.
Meow mew.
Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow.
Is that a guy?
point man fighter of the crime man champion of the gun
Shooter of everyone!
Point man!
Ahhhh!
pipe train big M congrats dude thank you thank you just goes to show you too can
play the same mission 360 times and suffer it literal actual psychic
damage like I'm actually hearing voices right now I told you guys about my new
phobia of doors as well. The mayor may not have a tripwire that explodes a grenade.
This game made me schizophrenic. You guys see that clip of the guys who made
content king and they were like one of them was like yeah Moon Moon was my
favorite playthrough because he I analyzed the character extremely well and he got it.
Aren't you guys happy that your streamer has media literacy dude?
Dude.
That did not happen. Okay. Okay. Maybe I'm schizophrenic dude.
Coming from someone that made that slump?
I thought it was probably the perfect commentary on modern streaming, live streaming.
I don't think anything's ever been made like the...
You don't like to hear that noise when you open a door in this game, by the way.
What noise?
What is that?
You only like it because of Shed-On Pirate the whole time?
I will remind you, Pirate threw the first stone.
Pirate threw the first stone.
They made fun of my WoW gameplay.
I'm a victim of actual online bullying and you guys are ramping this shit on me, dude.
Who is pirate?
I'm not online enough for this.
You know, you're probably better off just not knowing, honestly.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna be honest.
It was a good arc, though.
Dude, where are they talking from?
What, the 361 in the bag? I gotta go to sleep.
You've been pacing the same room for 10 minutes.
What do you propose I do?
Hello?
Charge blindly?
I have to circle around the entire map, by the way.
You've been doing that for 360 times when I saw you now?
Okay, first of all, that's not true.
I did it for 359 times because for 30 minutes I literally held down shift and crouched walk
for one attempt, so.
You're technically wrong.
And you're a fucking bitch.
in that order. Fuck you.
There's a me guy right here, he's gonna kill me by the way.
Can I interest you guys in some room temperature coffee?
He's actually so paranoid.
I tripped a fucking motion sensor.
Hello?
You get good honestly?
I'd like no offense to you guys, but like, you guys, it's literally Gohan vs Perfect
And you guys are oftentimes Krillin, Tian, and Yamcha watching the fight and not being able to see what's happening
Because your power level is high enough. That's literally what is happening so fucking often, dude
I'm not far with a shotgun, fuck you
You know what, my uh, I really like time loop stories, I think.
I think I'm ready to say that.
Well, there's like three guys upstairs.
That's actually insane.
Well, maybe that's why I like a challenge like this.
I ain't no fucking way.
The challenge is like this because you're a masochist.
It just feels really good to finally beat a game that is very hard.
That's a good feel.
Hey, but stay doing your undermining your dailies, bro.
I did not secure that. Did I clift through the ground and then auto do it?
That was crazy. That scared the fuck out of me, actually.
well that's a good kill right there if we can pull it off
he doesn't he he does not look like he's moving
wait this time I won
oh no he gonna move
We might be going on this floor.
I'm so nervous.
How did they get over there?
I'm going to get a bazinha, that shit makes me piss myself laughing.
Buzzinga!
So what the fuck do we do?
We go this way
There's at least two guys.
I can't take any more bullets.
Suspected breathing but unconscious
You might be the last guy down here actually
He's in the conference room or the press report room or whatever
You know, it's fucked up. Okay, the majority of the time, retreating behind a door to fight one of those guys is the correct decision, but there it was not, because for whatever fucking reason, that guy who decided to spring out of the room he was hiding up until that point, did not shoot me for two fucking seconds, man.
So if I had just sat there and shot him as he was running across the screen for some reason,
he would have died and I would not have died.
But instead, he lasered me through the fucking door and killed my ass, dude.
I'll be right back.
Yes, Milo.
I am right behind you.
One rain feeds down in waves of pavement.
The wind sings its prose while I'm waiting for the cold to reach my boat.
And you've hit in the night, just a shadow, barely in sight, why did not know that, that
There's no more being born of you
There's no more being born of nothing, of anything
I was crooked, I was made for you.
But now it seems all fun got things, I've got nothing but holding my phone.
And you disappear in the night just as you came
But it is I know back on that day
That no god be born of the moon
And still the guards went blind
Of nothing but you
you
Somewhere beyond the moon, Somewhere beyond the moon, Somewhere beyond the moon, So high, So high, So high.
Let me run away, no work to ground control
Cause I wanna stay somewhere higher than the one
On the day I'm heaven bound, I ain't ever coming down
I want to play somewhere higher than farewell wickily
So long skies of blue, hello universe
Somewhere beyond you
Psychedelic satellite, hop aboard and take a flight
I wanna stay somewhere higher than somewhere beyond me
Somewhere beyond the moon, somewhere beyond me
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
What up?
What up?
Moonquip, eugenics at the best part?
Dude, yes I know how I like.
They say you shouldn't touch like staircase railings and stuff because they're probably
like really fucking gross.
If everyone thinks that, then no one touches them so they should be clean.
clean right no no one has never said that dude
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Pulling live feeds.
This could give us a layout advantage.
The only people who touch them are nasty.
You probably sit wrong on public toilets. I don't I don't sit on public toilets
Deflatune this is talk with 5-on oversight subject restrained oversight request status verification pussy
Yeah, what if I get Chlamydia?
You squat?
I just don't poop in public, dude.
Yeah, we're a dapper everywhere I go.
Yeah, we're a dapper everywhere I go. Just in case.
Why are you on the ground?
Oh, I bet someone through the window has him down.
Hmm.
You guys ready for this?
I thought you'd never come.
How do I hide the UI?
I
Was too intense for right now we're not even on the next floor dude
My hope will never die!
You really are Asmongold?
No, my teeth are still rotting.
I'm still rot-maxing, dude.
This guy rot-gripped.
and I'm the real deal dude
ooh I'm so so filthy dude I probably got a cavity right now dog
I
Charged him
Well, that's not good
I told you guys, I told you guys I'd be getting the sneakers out too little ticktocks.
I'm still sneakers out too.
I got one where it was a remix of We Are Charlie Kirk, but it was We Are Sneakers O'Tool.
We are Sneakers O'Tool.
We'll wear the sneakers forever.
Hee hee, nice.
Why can't you guys let people like stuff, dude?
It's okay to laugh.
Anyway, you see that they're putting Stone Cold Sea of Austin in Fortnate?
Hey, fuckin' moved.
Wait, he went behind the thing!
Now he's stuck.
Never leave.
what up nice 360 sorry they're probably he probably would have shot me boys I'm gonna
be honest but did that dude stone cold in fortnight bro
oh hell yeah who stone cold Steve Austin the rat the Texas rattlesnake
Can he do the Sunner though?
I freaking hope so, but I don't know.
I'm not really a Fortnite guy.
I got a tech talk of a bunch of Fortnite streamers being like, dude, I can't even play the game
anymore, man.
It's just like so, like I'm so over it, dude.
I'm like, bro, yeah, you played that ship for six years straight, eight hours a day.
That is a natural human reaction to doing something like that.
Way more than eight hours a day.
Not fucking wrong, dude.
Like that's an insane
Nothing beats your Obama foot with fire cape and roblox I
Forgot this what we were rocking dude
Let me be clear
I
Smashed jet first right in fact I can do no bomber
Remember when ignorant chatters said that I didn't have my fire cape in there for I was a loser and then I one shot it
Stay mad noobs
With a bofa, yeah, you're fucking mad dude you're mad you're mad
I literally proved what I said I said listen I'm already doing harder stuff
like why is getting a fire piece proof of my runescape ability at this point
and literally walked in like like future trunks coming back to give Goku the
heart medication okay and Jad was fucking mecha-freeza dude and I cut him in
have. Silence weeb. Guys, DBZ is not weeb. It's a cartoon. Cool. Let's try that again,
shell. Yeah, Maura is already leaving. Alright! Goku is voiced by a granny. No, it's voiced
by a white guy. And he screams in the booth and he goes,
Oh hey.
Kind of like this right here. The way those guys yelling.
Like when he gets squished by a Vegeta when he's grabbing him and it was our room form.
I
Has been dying for 30 seconds man, I'm hearing some steps over here fellas
What's that sound that's my ribs this is amazing
This is amazing! This is amazing!
Dairy'd open the door though. Dairy'd open the door though.
Okay, nevermind, it's an Adderall guy. He's moving full speed.
Uh-oh. We have a cryptid on the looser right now.
well I'm surrounded
okay he doesn't care
Any bad guys? Do you hate flashlight? I guess I'll grab that. I'm clear on the room right
know. We have to have the Disney Owens talking, Ben. My friends, my friends figured out that
the disney's releasing like an extraction shooter but with like disney characters
dude and there is a distinct possibility that you can be talking Ben in like a
Tarkov game wouldn't that be fucking sweet
that's why he's not important I guess I mean that's not that's not a good reason
He's not important because I have all those marble characters and shit. You know what I mean?
They got like they got like Superman and fucking
Like
Batman Batman
Ice Cube
X-Men Turret bed detective
Dude, imagine you went to school for like game design, right, and you get a job at Epic
and like you work your fucking ass off, dude.
You're there when Fortnite like blows the fuck up.
You're like, oh, finally, dude.
And then like you're still with the company seven years later.
What the fuck? He's in the bed. Wait, is this traps?
And then like you have to like you're in like board meetings now dude and they're like alright.
You're like you're excited you got some ideas for a board night battle royale dude and the
guys are like alright. Battle pass sales are down. Which character from Marvel are we gonna
to put in the game this month or some shit. That has to be so demoralizing.
Tongue-tongue so her. They're talking about putting Italian brain rock
characters in Fortnite and shit and you're just like, dude, like I have this
cool idea.
The RISLER!
Hehehehe
Fuck
Somebody's making a radar blood-borne live-action movie
Yeah gamers are gonna hate that shit bro
He was gonna get fucking pissed at that movie dude, holy shit
It's animated. Oh, cool. Maybe they won't get pissed. I don't think that was John cryptid,
By the way, he's on a right.
You say this mission is harder than
Eshin's Sword St. Perry only.
I would say yes, personally.
I said it earlier in the stream.
I think this is the hardest thing
I've done on stream, technically.
They're so rabidly bullshit.
Oh, who did we flash?
Hello?
There's another guy on this floor somewhere.
And this is the guy who posted the achievement who beat it on hard and 10 tries.
Good for him.
Good for him.
I'm happy for him.
I did not do that.
There's a guy right there.
You beat it in 9 tries?
We're pretty wounded.
What set up the gears?
Yeah.
What set up the gears?
What did you use?
And what am I doing wrong? Tell me.
I want to know.
He's a Fallon of 5'7 and Flashbangs.
Tell me what I'm doing wrong. I want to know.
In your opinion, what am I doing wrong? Air cannon better with Butterlicks or something?
I come to you...
Like Tiny Tim.
With my hands out, begging.
He's unanswered.
Well, honestly, it helps a lot, IMO, because the dudes get staggered with the bigger bullets
more, I think.
Okay.
Okay, what else, though?
What?
You got anything else for me?
You got anything else for me dude?
Get good.
I mean this guy, I'm pretty sure his Twitch profile picture is a picture of the CT from
CS, so he's a CS player.
The air is honestly kind of dumb, you can bait them to push doorways and shit by yelling.
Bro, I try that shit all the time and they just like never do it, they just sit in the
the room that they're at.
Doc, 5,000 feet for two. Interpreters are getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the speed
of the smithers by securing it and establishing a full, which is vital.
Was I an Overwatch player? Yes, the fucking cartoony hero shooters a lot like Counter-Strike.
Hold back to the signal.
There's two guys in here.
We're on our double door wedges to block some of the double doors on the second and third floor.
You know, that's a good idea because then they couldn't...
Like, if you're coming from that side, you could wedge this side so that they basically only have one way to come out.
That's actually really smart.
I
Mean I'm yelling at him
Because unlike the rest of you he has done this we share a
Certain camaraderie you could not possibly understand okay?
I have respect for him.
God, how they're for seven?
Don't double peek double door. Don't peek double doors with just one door closed because the AI is just going to spray you through the soft cover.
I do do that a lot.
of
I
Hmm excuse me
You thought the statue was a dude?
No, that's the Statue of Liberty.
Don't peek double doors, proceed to that 10 seconds later.
Well listen here Prime Plub, clearly you lack judgement.
Okay, cause you're giving your basis bucks to someone in the wrong stream.
All right, he said they will spray you through the soft cover.
All right, now I'm gonna go back to demonstrate too, because you're stupid as fuck.
All right, watch this.
Okay, can you tell me which side I approached this door from?
Okay, it's this side.
This is not the same as this or this, you understand?
This is hard cover.
Okay.
Hope this helps. Hope this helps.
Drywall equals hard cover. Harder cover.
Hey, what are you doing there?
This is an Adderall guy and I should be flashing him.
Crypt it down.
Beagle, thank you very much.
Thank you!
Yes you did!
Oh, move, thanks for subbing.
I hear the noise in the background of this.
And it sounds like the tank theme from Left 4 Dead.
Like a part of it.
Any bad man?
No.
Any bad man?
Maybe.
Any bad dudes?
No.
No no no.
That's the Horde sound, though. The one that goes burn-
BAM!
I mean, the tank has a tube.
It's called a refrain. If you knew anything about music- musical theory, you probably would've known that, by the way.
It's math, by the way.
It's a motif.
It's shut up, nerd.
Shup nerd.
Use trap doors as ledge doors.
Alright.
I already kind of do that.
I mean, it's kind of, they're kind of, they're kind of random.
It's kind of hard to just like use a trap door and lessen, except for in like very specific situations.
Why'd that sound so close?
that big man I'm gonna flash you
um
get down now!
See what I mean? They won't come to me. They're freaking scared.
They don't understand that the Morse code I'm blinking at them is telling them to charge.
This house runs much harder.
Did someone retreat in there?
Oh, I don't know.
I think they did.
Evolved a comp POV hiding in a closet.
Can you appropriate the suspect's weapons now?
I guess that's against the rules of engagement.
Surely he's in that room, right?
I'm not gonna die.
Put your fucking hands up!
L.S.P.D.
Don't get in the ground now!
Police!
Get down!
Hands up now!
Police!
Get your hands down and keep your hands up!
Police!
Down on the ground!
Hands on your head!
Do it down on your knees!
Hands up!
Well, time to die, fellas.
Time to die.
How fucked up would it be if the guy who went in the mayor's office went to the left?
I'm telling you, he's in there.
Should we use a flash?
Yeah, fuck it.
Wait.
I'm calling an audible.
Wait, how fucked up?
I hit the wrong button.
Ha ha ha ha, what a fucking gremlin.
Who's- he is in there on the left!
Oh my god, no!
Well, it finally happened, boys.
I have been dreading this moment for God knows how long, dude.
And NPC is finally using the shaded, like, reading corner.
Just wallbang him, noob.
How do you fucking propose I do that?
Hello?
Down in the ground!
Move!
Hands on your head!
Hands up!
Do it!
Put your hands up!
Should I do the wall?
If I get an angle where I can shoot through the wall, guess what?
He can shoot me!
I don't have an angle!
This fucking guy, man.
I'm so dead. It's over.
All right, now do we disobey the superior gamer and chat and use the soft cover to peak this guy
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Fuck!
Fuck.
We are suspected deceased.
Oh, I'm all moderners, you think?
We are the policy of receding your activity.
I don't know how many people I've killed, I'm going to be honest.
I'm out of ammo.
Where the fuck did the first of my bullets go?
Or this shit?
I-I actually bled him. I actually bled him.
Un-
...believable, dude.
We listen to ghetto boys. I want to listen to the sound of the victory music playing.
What do you think that sounds like dude? It's probably it's probably
Shoo-boo-boo-dee-bop!
Do-ba-do-boo-dee-bop!
Shoo-ba-do-ba-do-peep-bop!
This is Todd. Federal chain established.
The phone...
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active. We're likely being watched upon entry.
I mean of course that door takes 3k's right.
After the first kick you kind of got to commit, no?
Pringles, Meisterleaks, Forsebot?
Appreciate that.
Hm.
The Mach 5, Thanks Forsebot.
Dude.
I wonder if those whispers were in game.
The Mach, Thanks Again.
It seems very likely to.
Cali Curtis, thanks for subbing.
This is Tocke, under...
How did they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact with T.
We have lost contact with Tocke.
I'm casting this on an open-space machine.
I broke it. I'm just going to the mic.
Looks like we can give it to temporary watch.
They're going to use small sticks.
We're going to use a lighter.
Boom.
I'm going to use a lighter.
I'm going to use a lighter.
I'm going to use a lighter.
All right.
Yeah, now that I think about it, we probably died a lot through Double Doors.
Actually a lot.
Any bad dude in there?
I
That's my fault, dude
Everything's gonna
Dude is the fucking mods man
Very funny, what is that? I'm right behind you from
You
Cryptid Peter Griffin cackling at you from behind a door
Hey, Lois, how am I supposed to cook dinner dinner?
Oh, yes!
Command, to keep us...
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
Her beater.
It's for your own safety.
Hi.
He was going to shoot, I just thought he was.
We have one next to us next year.
Entry team, talk reporting, active link.
Roger that entry team, secure the area
and along with any evidence.
Vita.
Vita, have you really been playing the same mission
for 365,000 feet of-
We're just walking and hijacking our comms
that were built to sail out of it.
We can provide the water to hold it.
Sorry, 364, dude.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, okay, let me...
Alright.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
So it's more of a challenge, dude.
For them.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
Come on, man.
They ain't coming.
You can't yell when you have the wand out that's really weird.
Actually I have no idea where this guy is by the way.
I think he ran.
right fellows
brother
Tell me how that recycling bin tanked that bullet, dude.
Okay, dude.
Do you see the ricochet?
It's freakin' trapped, dude!
That's good, though.
As long as we remember that it's trapped.
Which we will.
I don't want to cross there yet.
Anyone in here?
Ooh, we got workbench, man.
That means it's good luck.
Come on!
Dude.
He went behind the bench, I didn't see him.
Dude, we even saw the fucking corpse move.
He was in the bench spot.
He got stuck in the fucking bench spot, man.
That is insane.
Try again.
Oscar, is this thing for subbit?
you still check the moon overwatch email yes play once every couple months occasion
the
top of the
Good freakin' job, big dog.
We also did your taxes.
You made 50 bucks. W?
His voice line got cut off because he got shoved into the wall.
rude? I mean I would have gladly listened to the whole thing I'm sure I've never
heard it before.
I'm sure it was a rare first time I've always wanted.
I'm using the door. I'm breaking our OE dude
He fucking moved he moved
We didn't check for a tripwire.
Rookie fucking mistake.
That's an Adderall guy.
We had a guy in Tyrion.
He didn't even move.
where is it just be proactive dude I swear to God I run into these motherfuckers all
all the time. After I flash him, and then there's second man who didn't get flashed,
he pushes, executes me. Like if I push this guy right here I guarantee that guy comes
back by the way.
was that so hard yes man
wait
Excuse me.
I think he's in the archive.
Please be in the archive.
Hi.
Get on the ground!
There's the, oh wait no, that's a second Adderall, man.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna need him.
So he is in like a weird corner right now.
favorite yowie hentai i don't have one detonate this result
i guess i'm gonna buy shoot them for the shoe you i was actually about to hold down left
click because i switched it to full auto but i couldn't judge how far away that guy was
of
the
Why would they leave the CCTVs on?
Thanks!
Subject is restrained. Rate work entry team. Oversight confirmed. Non-rebel application.
Love doing, Eminem. Don't touch me.
Caution. Oversight. Confirms control.
Restraint confirmed. Nice work. Fight the nodes proper conduct.
No.
Law has been suspended.
Oh, we got pretty lucky.
They ruined that painting, though. What a shame.
I see you.
You see how he doesn't react to me opening the doors, by the way?
the doors by the way. I was an hour's head was
Ben?
Getting better?
That guy doesn't know chat.
don't freaking know. It comes and goes. That guy's a- that guy's a free kill.
Okay, they're advanced thugs.
of thugs.
Oh, workbench, man.
Put the camera thing up your ass, that is a mirror, my friend.
And someone already tried that, except it was in jar form.
Where did the flashbang go? Or where did it come from?
Where did it come from? Where did it go?
I
Surely no explosives right
Very calming
It's just such a calming mission
believe believe not this was it so relax it
right if I check this
okay we're at flash but I think what happened is someone came out of this
office I'm looking at right now
You guys think there's anyone in here?
Uh-oh.
of
the
I gotta take a massive shit. I cannot lie. I cannot lie.
Oh
Keep your hands behind your back
We have an individual in custody
Okay!
Pause and go shit?
Hell no!
It's honing me like a razor right now, dude.
Good! Good!
Good.
I'm getting out of pain, D.
Stay calm.
Who is it, Doc?
We have to know the new custody.
Oh, I know.
And I'm gonna kill all of them.
I think we're done here.
I'm gonna kill all of them.
I think we're done here.
I'm gonna kill all of them.
I'm gonna kill all of them.
I think we're done here.
You fucking bitch!
Well, he didn't run into anyone, that's good.
I don't think this guy will breach.
What if it's only the dudes in the mill outfits?
I can pull strings at the net worth anything!
Stop pulling.
You can fucking hide in sleep!
Listen closely.
That frequency belongs to us now.
There isn't can't be terminated.
That's not me.
Two years old, but through history.
They usually only bring to us multiple guys.
That's not true one two. I see that I see the middle guy. I feel like it's the military guys that the breach
I feel like it's them
Yeah, I'm done. We'll try more tomorrow. I gotta take it. I gotta take a massive fucking dump. Are you stupid? He's surrendered it logically
Logically that's a surrender moment