MOONMOON
solo hard | heh. can't wait to one shot this very simple challenge that I've had absolutely no difficulty with whatsoever.
04-14-2026 · 7h 05m
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Oh
Oh
RTWC sucks, compare the rest of them just a heads up.
Where's RTWC?
You look like the boss from Smiling Friends.
Oh, thank you.
Crazy, thanks for sub it.
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That's that shit I don't like.
Have you listened to your alphamail informations yet?
No.
Scrooge of breathing!
Deep latune, this is talk with Faisal on oversight.
I'm gonna leave the CCTVs unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed to watch the watchers.
We have lost contact. We have lost contact with Fox.
I'm guessing this is an open frequency.
We're looking at a close-quitter device.
Let's try to speak first and then we'll watch signal 646.
We've lost contact now.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
We've lost contact.
We have lost contact.
Enter team talk here alongside oversight arrest complete stand by for confirmation
The suspect secured.
Entry team, talk reporting, active link. Restrict confirmed, nice work.
Judge, this is Talk, St. Maria. Suspect has been watching and hijacking the comms that were still from the around us.
We can override the long enough to hold. Can you confirm the situation?
What the fuck are you doing, Tom?
Shit!
of
Thank you my prince. I feel even more powerful than I've ever been before.
Um, guys, that gun's vibrating right at me.
Hey, where'd this motherfucker go?
You're eating this chicken salad sandwich in my arms.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
Warriors!
Have you been practicing your tantric breathing?
I think we already tracked in here.
That establishing system is vital.
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Not with this.
I'll get it out of here. Look at the meaning.
Wait, no, not here.
I guess I have to go back to my room and take a look at the other rooms.
Is this blockbusters on?
I guess so.
You're chill, man, chill.
Don't forget to hit L-bracket.
I probably don't need to wedge this one, actually.
I finally listened to you.
No. I listened to the guy in chatters actually beating this.
What is that guy yapping about, chill?
my planet at the end for the boss holding the detonator pray it's pray
it's throw it's throw flashbang look through scope if someone screams truck
try to kill them hope I don't get crossfired by the one of four guys in
that room crossfire don't get caught up in the
Oh, extraction has escaped.
Who's going to put us at this fire now?
How much bigger are 7.62 NATO over like regular 7.62?
A lot?
the
No sound cues on that guy.
Literally no evidence that I was there and I I didn't even like flash my flashlight in the room. He was in
Why did I I literally slid out shot me two times killed me that was it
The minute Darko
Thanks for something Bob Warbub and lower asking to take and moist venom and I'm needs a Tokyo
Oh
Oversight monitoring response protocol. All objective failed. Oversight terminating operation authority.
I would love to hear that again.
They're got like a pimple on my face man. How do you...
I need to will myself into forgetting I have a pimple dude.
Squeeze now it's like one of the early stages. There's not there's nothing to
squeeze. That was a God see three easy kills yeah if I'd been prepared for that
then yeah that would have been really good but that was not expecting to get
immediately shot in the back.
Target, Pfizer.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
The pimple at 50 years old?
It's not like a real pimple. It's like a tiny little...
We don't lose contact with the public.
I've seen this on all of us for years.
Mound.
I
Nice job with FISA on overwatch copy that entry team FISA will review for any ROE entrenchment
Stop that
See sister
Get in my house this guy's that is holy moly
No, that's Disable.
That could be you.
Oh, saving my head every two days to make it that smooth. Hell no!
That will never be me.
Laser? You want to laser my hair off? I mean, if I was ever gonna go bald, that's what I would do,
because I don't want to... I'm not trying to shave my head every fucking day, man. That shit
sounds awful, dude. That sounds poopy.
Hey, what are all the moving
SHIT!
Alright!
Dude, I'm shooting literal cannon bullets through that flimsy fucking door at that guy's chest, dude.
I shot him three times through the door, dude!
What the flip I shaved my balls none of your fucking business, dude
Stop single shooting and shoot until they fall down. I don't have that much ammo dude
My truck up truck nuts. Not yet. Not yet. I do. I do want truck
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Pulling live feeds.
This could give us a lay-out advantage.
What's the name of it getting like, uh...
We have lost contact.
Okay, we have lost contact.
We've talked.
I'm casting the ground open.
This is the scene.
We're located.
Watch for the device.
Look for the features.
And we'll launch single-solding explosives.
You guys never seen that picture of the burnt peanut with the white background that has
him like doing this stupid little annoying orange pog face but he's got like a tiny penis
like photoshopped on to like the bottom of the p-dot. Have you ever seen that? Yeah, I
want truck nuts but it's just like some mold of that picture times two.
That should have been fucking funny.
I didn't mean to hit it!
Do not throw that pick.
You're watching a bot now.
now you're watching the Vegeta go super saying for the first time to overcome
his demons and the cryptids in this game
I don't even probably not even worth continuing about being honest we'll
We'll get to it, we'll get to it.
Who did I- How did I not flash that guy, man?
He was like right around the corner.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
Ended up binding down onto a separate key.
That's what I did, that's what I did.
I just hit the wrong button.
I'm still waking up, dude.
I'm still freaking waking up.
Give me a blink.
You start playing CS?
What would you say your rank would be?
Not good. I don't know the CS maps.
Yeah, I don't really know the CS maps.
They haven't Miami yet in the comparative rotation.
Why would they leave the CCDV non-attended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Pulling live feet? This could give us a layout advantage.
I
Don't worry
This is talk federal change
What the hell were we talking about, man?
Ow!
Hands up!
Down on your knees!
Come on, bitch!
L-S-P-D!
Don't move!
Down on the ground!
Move!
Put your hands up!
Hands up above your head!
Get ready to kick your head!
Put your hands up!
Down on your head!
Down on your knees!
Get out of the ground!
No!
Please!
Down on the ground!
Ow!
Hands up!
Down on your knees!
Put your hands up!
I don't know what to do.
Entry team talk.
We got to get suspect here.
Talk and Pfizer to all elements.
Death confirmed.
Oversight monitoring.
Right at need comply.
You didn't want to go back.
Hi.
Keep your hands up!
Stop!
I'm done!
So you're just going to lie, dude.
Got it.
I'm just talking to you, okay?
Search that for the blocking and hijacking the comms that we're still shooting around it.
We can override the line of the hold and you can follow with the fish hole.
Cavity search them? Why?
All of their contraband magically falls out of their pockets when I blow their brains out.
It's sweet.
They're like loot boxes.
anyone in chat got any gay cats yep long-ass gun for close quarters combat
pep w hey man what you did the fucking weebs dude holy shit I can't stand you
guys I can't has been larping about close quarter combat in his fucking
brain for like 20 years, dude, firing range every week, role playing random and like imaginary
scenarios in which you would be close course combat in his own home. Just frothing at the
mass for the bathroom, the opportunity to like blow someone's brains out. That's home invading.
Well, that's so endemic.
Are you a gun owner?
Yeah, but have you ever seen me critique someone's gun choice about close quarters combat?
Actually, I said an optimal close quarters battle, uh, length of a barrel.
Uh, you shut up, nerd. You shut the fuck up, nerd.
You think this cuz it's about guns that doesn't make you a fucking nerd?
It's good cuz they make loud noise and kill people that's not fucking loser shit, little bitch.
In this situation, I would actually be using a 5.7 with a filed down barrel and a red dot holoscope.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up.
I'm actually, I think I would be using
a...
I might use a drone.
Alright, you're optimal close quarters weapon?
My drone.
Let's see how good.
Dude, you know what'd be fucked up?
If they, uh, they managed to get a drone that's like fast, but also like completely silent, wouldn't that be fucked up, dude?
That has to be a war crime, right?
That would be sick.
Dude, I mean like if people are gonna whine and be like, oh, flamethrowers.
Ooh, that shit's evil. We shouldn't use flamethrowers.
Surely there's an argument to be made for completely silent flying explosives.
They're controlled remotely, right?
Dude, imagine you're just like chilling and then like you see like your buddy
just like explode into gore and you're like ah fuck dude i forgot about the
forgot about the murder death drone that just came out yeah that thing's completely fucking silent
dude shit dude
but i would make jobs would make jobs
Imagine the military adapting and being like, oh, well, to counter this, I mean, obviously
we got radars and stuff, right?
But we can have just like a guy whose job it is to sit.
It's just be awake constantly.
like where the hell did my where the hell did my bullet go?
that's more of a military now than you think?
no I know that's how the military's operated for a long time because I've known a lot of
people in the military right I know that a lot of you guys just sit in a building
and you're like on call pretty much
I'm basically a vet, no, that's all I'm trying to say.
I'm a reporter, whatever message you need to get out there, how are you doing, okay?
Girl on days for something?
I'm reading chat.
On call for a murder?
No, it's more like on call for like, completely mundane asinine task or whatever.
What a dubious usefulness.
Whoa, is this guy above me?
I can't remember if I killed it when Nero was talking.
Wait.
Don't worry, the point man's here.
Don't worry, ma'am.
like flipping rocks so they tan evenly on both sides or mopping outside while it's raining
to get rid of water.
I actually saw a tech talk about the mopping the water, the sidewalk and the rain thing.
It was like propaganda. It was like, yeah, sometimes like military COs will
Will see how dedicated you are to even the most asinine task
In my head, I'm like I don't I don't think these COs
Are like like it's hazing like it's hazing it's hazing and it is always just hazing, right?
like there isn't like a boardroom of like 50 something like officers in the Marine Corps
like alright we gotta do the sidewalk raining ritual dude it's raining today for like really
bad we deceive as the potential to do the rain thing do the rain thing I don't
know where this guy is we should make the new guys yell into the exhaust of the
jet engine to do an echo check.
That's so cool and normal, man.
Dude, like, a lot of the jobs in the military are like mind-numbingly boring, so I don't
Don't blame them for doing something like that. I truly don't. I truly don't.
I mean, that was harmless, you know what I mean?
Assuming the Echo isn't so powerful as to potentially like rupture their eardrums or some shit.
Is it? I don't know!
At least to shoot the new guys with a gun.
The rest is noise.
Alright, right there.
It was.
Hey, new guy.
Switch block on table.
Time for your initiation, ritual.
Oh, mate. Oh, boy.
Oh, darn it.
Slaps his ass, puts fingers in ass, yeah, a little gay boy, I bet you like this, shoots
him in the head.
Lay epic prank haze moment.
P.M. Thanks for something.
Remember when we played gay chicken?
No, I like garlic chicken.
Mm-mm-mm.
Hi.
Is there a like, uh, like Hawaiian-style garlic chicken?
Dude, this is so fucking good.
Holy moly.
He was charging me.
He was charging me.
You'll get obese if you eat it often, but it's worth.
It's uh...
Holy, holy guac or moly, dude.
It's gonna even have a weapon.
What percentage of the mission do I get for securing evidence and hostages?
Now I could be wrong, but I think you can't leave the mission if you don't kill everyone.
I think you can leave the mission if you do not secure every civilian, and you can leave
the mission if you do not secure every bit of evidence.
I'm just going for a high score.
You know, it's just like an extra couple of seconds to secure the evidence and stuff.
What's an extra minute, dude?
One minute times 371 tries.
Dude, what's wrong, man?
You gotta be up early for your 16-hour shift at the fucking eyeball-twisting factory, the
The one where they rotate your eyeball around so you can look at the back of your head or
some shit.
You in a hurry to get into bed there champ?
At the nose inversion factor?
Did I already disable this?
I think so.
Whoops.
The one where they deflate your nose like a balloon.
He doesn't have an idea about real jobs.
I could not see that guy.
That's a user flashlight moment.
Are you telling me there's not a factory where they like the teeth chiseling factory
They don't have one where they like file your teeth down
Daps you up
He's got pretty good form on that
The veneers factory dude I bet what's the downside to veneers dude is it like I mean chat told
me the BDL's apparently like smell you know what I mean so like what's like the debuff
for veneers and they can kill you because my botch was a writer some shit
the debuff is people being jealous of your veneers yeah sure big guy sure big
man me when I look over at the guy who smiles and then looks like the cryptid
that's gonna like steal my face or some shit.
Ooh, your teeth are so nice and I wish I had them.
Ooh, ooh, I wish I was one of you guys.
I wish I was one of you guys,
the ones that like slipped between trees
at the forest at night, dude,
when I've got my NVGs on, dude.
You and Jimmy Beast.
Ha ha ha.
Jump, jump, jump with the media, please.
me when I joined the same species of lizard people at mr. bases I just paid
$5,000 to get a whole new set of teeth.
Only 5k? I mean, I don't know, isn't it just like plastic or some shit?
I don't like this position I've been trying to copy all your phrases to become more popular
but it's not working well I mean just like I mean like chat you know saying the word
chat like I can't no offense but I kind of started that right you know what I mean that's
It's pretty popular now, try that one.
Someone help- help him?
No!
You're under arrest.
There's a guy in there.
Drag leg right this way.
Maybe we shouldn't have yet... Nah, he was already moving around.
I do not care.
Would appear you've reached a dead end, my friend.
He moved again.
What if you only shoot 99% of the civilians?
You can shoot every civilian if you want.
Just get...
The mission won't count as complete if your score is low enough.
So this is fucked up, okay?
If I ever get close enough or into like a mildly compromising position around a creature
like this one, every time I die, by the way.
Smile.
It's too quiet, it's not supposed to be this quiet.
Kill that civilian.
You being shy at reset them?
I need a doctor to clean.
I heard a pops and...
There was screaming.
Well, let's commit, shall we?
well well well minus two
I swear where I was shooting at them through the box the first time like was literally head level. I just don't know what's happening I
Swag Thanks for seven
Pire Corners, Baldi?
Doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop.
Doop doop doop doop doop.
We have a large contact. We have a large contact in the park.
I'm casting this on an open frequency.
I'm looking at it. One squirted device.
Looks like it's being reached in 10 minutes.
One signal should be in full shift.
We have a large squirted now. Godly!
I'm going to get the hell out of here!
I'm going to get the hell out of here!
When are we going back to headman the Battle Royale just dropped?
Wait, really?
That would suck at it.
Can you imagine, dude, you're like hiding behind like a wall in the Hitman Battle Royale
and then like you turn your camera to look behind you
And you just see a wrench flying in slow motion, heat seeking your head, and there's nothing
you can fucking do.
It knocks you out.
The guy who snuck up behind you begins teabagging you, because you've been unknocked unconscious
for like 20 seconds by the wrench that blew and hit you.
As soon as you stand up, he puts you in a choke hold, and begins choking you out,
long in the inevitable death that you're going to have because he fucking got your ass so good.
Oh good.
He's like, actually, I'm not flashed anymore.
Oh good!
Ooh!
He's like,
actually I'm not flash anymore
and also I'm going to hide behind this thing.
I'm going to sprint over there after getting shot in the fucking chest.
Okay, sure dude!
Trying to collide it.
I did try to collide it!
It would have been cool!
Actually that flash doesn't work anymore.
Sonic theme.
This is just a joke, right?
We can't do this, I'll make things...
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
I'll try the MP7.
How about you MPDs?
What?!
What?!
D42, this is to-
Eh-eh-eh!
How about they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise they haven't cut the speed!
We can get eyes on the building from here!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
They Marryeee!
You know, despite what just happened, I think I can say what the utmost comes to my mind
But it's that this this is the run
I'm hearing some voices behind me
the battle rifle makes it so much longer to change anything out of your hand.
I can't draw 50ms reaction speed a faster reaction speed than even the most able-bodied
CS player ripping 60 milligrams of Adderall at the ripe old age of 18 where the human
reflexes are absolutely pristine. 50ms. It doesn't matter. I will predict your movement.
I will use tactics to overcome your reaction speed.
I
Are two footsteps
That was me sorry
oh
bro
i was like we're the i was like we're the f***ing bolt they're coming from the other side guys
Nice vocal warm-up. That's my courage to cowardly dog impression. How was it?
Just showing how's the mental today? My mental is unshakable. I'm like a brick wall. I'm
like a brick wall that has been reinforced with a special space age
chemical that is a better binding agent than the normal binding agent.
I want to see the found in the blood
You actually watched the video now?
Yeah, I got jumpscared by the Charlie Kirk shooting video.
I didn't even ask for it, but no, in this game they also do that, and honestly they've been doing that longer than Charlie Coach was, so...
If anything, we're going for a ready or not mode out of curse moment.
Permission to buy hollow live cards without telling my wife.
I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't do that I mean you could do it it depends on where you're going for
It's going for the divorce?
Oh, I mean, that would make a lot of sense every day this guy comes in and asks me for
like, well, should I spend $1,000 on Yu-Gi-Oh cards without telling my wife?
Yeah, I get the feeling it's like her money, actually.
You play some crazy frog?
I mean, crazy frog just be like...
Ding ding!
Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup!
Bop, bop!
You know what I mean?
I could be Crazy Frog.
That's the good shit.
Dude, when Crazy Frog comes on...
And in Dakar
Do people even listen to the radio anymore?
Yeah, I wonder if like radios doing better than like cable television. Wouldn't that be crazy? I bet it is honestly
It's not
Ain't no fucking way
I mean given like 10 years when all the old people who are kind of like locked into their lifelong
Comcast cable TV package like I'll die often shut you know what I mean? I bet radio comes out on top
You're basically forced to have cable TV
By who?
Really saying that yeah, we're not gonna worry your internet unless you also like buy this cable package
You have satellite radio in your car.
X cable guy here, only old people only ever had cable to me.
That's what I'm saying, you know, I'm in like 10 years from now.
They'll finally be dead and they won't be driving the oversized trucks in front of
me in the road, turning without signaling and also taking like 10 seconds to make
like a turn of like five miles per hour like they'll be dead which will be hype
um my question is how does it work like like their subscriptions let's say it's
just like a lone elderly person and they die like do they just keep getting
charge till it stigs no way next of kin they call it dead money you know it's
kind of fucked up I better got some subscribers who are dead who like left
their sub on
I'm gonna pretend like I'm getting a 40 ounce
with that money
I'm gonna go pour that shit out today dude
straight up
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart!
Yeah, I know, he won't shut up.
Help him? I did.
With 7-6-2 NATO.
I'm making sure I cancel before I die you're not subscribed
NATO, how come you're mocking me? Is that not how you pronounce it?
Oh, maybe that's the joke is that he's not subscribed anymore
Oh
guys I'm gonna get paid to watch the OTK Expo on stream by the way
I forgot to tell you guys
yup yup yup one hour baby can we get paid eventually let me pay my taxes guys
Alright.
Yo-ho-ho!
It's awesome because like, it's one of the ones where it's like, yeah, just...
Like, there's... I'm pretty sure there's like, no, no requirements on speech.
So I can just do whatever the fuck I want.
Sweet.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I can't read that paragraph you can trash it and they'll still pay you yeah but I'm
not like in the business of normally like auto-trashing stuff anyway like we
watched a lot of a lot of gamers shit on stream like the fucking state of
plays and the game awards and the fucking PC gamer show all that shit. I'm pretty, you know,
I know what I like. I'm willing to say that, like, I remember like, when Liza, shut up,
Stop! I'm talking to you!
That was supposed to be a peak.
Hey, stop!
I didn't want to open it, dude.
We're looking at the wrong spot.
When the probate port takes over the bank account it is normally for us until the funds are
distributed to the can.
Don't worry, there isn't that subscriber, someone says Super Recent Dead.
What, are you American?
He's a word called Probe, which is like, it sounds very British to me, I don't know what.
Check him passport, immediately. Check him birth certificate.
I
Remember
Do-do dude, I'm a deck collect collectors even like ever give money
threats no I'm not talking like the mob like obviously they can be like yeah
we're gonna fucking kill you if you don't pay us boy you know actual debt
collection companies can't threaten the murder
Come out with your hands up!
LSPD!
Come out!
Come out!
And get down the mouth!
Now!
Police!
Come out!
Police!
Get out of there!
What are you doing?!
Stay calm.
Holy shit, thank you.
You're welcome.
Please talk.
Holy shit, thank you!
You're welcome.
Please talk.
Civilian Museum of Justice requesting escort.
Oh!
Hopefully made it out.
Eh, they're dead.
I saw them in the hallway.
Pull it in the head.
Hmm
I'll pay a third world slave three dollars an hour to call you so much lowers your quality of life
Yeah, but you didn't like you just like ignore that shit
Oh
Hey
I did Jamaican guy scam call me for a long time
I'm trying to get me to send him money so that he could send the Ferrari that I supposedly won to the United States
And I started fucking with him
And eventually once he would realize that he'd reached me on the list and called me
He would actually just like fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
Where are you
That never happened?
Oh, okay.
You smell it, yeah, like, oh, yes, I want to reset that thing.
Yeah, it's an amazing driveway right now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay.
Ohhhh, okay.
Any new five-guy story to share?
No, I'll only ever have one five-guy story.
And it'll be about the stupid bitch who got my order wrong.
what happened but you guys want to know
this is my first time here about it can you share it
oh I'm seeing a lot of news I'm seeing a lot of news guys no one asked
Okay, if you weren't nearly a litter, you would have seen the lines above your chat.
Someone did in fact ask.
Yeah.
Badoom.
Badoom.
Shabboop.
Badoom.
Badoom.
Badoom.
I have an easier time on this floor, I think.
I see. There's two guys. Well, it might be flash time. I think we, I think we, I think we
We peaked this fella.
Mew mew.
Mew mew.
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew meeeeew!
You think I can get through the wall?
That would be good to know!
I'm just gonna get right here.
Slips into the void.
Oh, we gotta get up.
I don't want to be in here anymore.
We're gonna get you out of here.
They said that we're here to save us.
It's going to come to prep for you back.
Oh, it comes. It's self-strut like a little secret.
You don't even realize who you're serving.
No, it's secrets you still owe me without a question.
There's an Adderall guy in there.
I hear him moving around erotically.
I'm thinking they'll come back.
I
Can't do the bar
I'm fucked up. What do we if there's a guy in that corner?
Well, well, well, I guess I'm gonna put a wedge and I'm pretty sure everyone in the courtroom's
dead.
I mean, surely everyone in the courtroom came out, there's like six guys.
Ehh...
Sweet.
This gun doesn't sound real.
It sounds like a plastic toy when I reload it.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
You see how the- yeah, I- I already picked up on there being like a brief...
...uh, window of being able to shoot a guy when he comes through the door.
I've been setting up in front of doors where I've been trying to.
I mean, that's what I did there that whole that whole sequence as I was setting up for when they would kick the door so I could shoot them
Yeah, I already picked up on that
Oh God
We freaking move no, we didn't
Move cameras on both sides.
That's nice.
It's random, by the way.
It's so quiet now.
Where is that?
Oh, I know where that is.
I didn't know what was happening.
Shut up.
Listen closely.
This frequency belongs to us now.
Don't be so hopelessly concerned
how you'll be received tomorrow for your failure.
That tomorrow is gone.
I'm so fucking sad, dude.
Start fucking rushing.
Hold on, my food's here.
Give me a second.
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on, my food's here. Give me a second.
Okay!
Time to embarrass you in front of your loyal subjects.
Ow!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
It was broken, and I did abuse it.
Cause I'm a fucking trash gamer.
I'm a fucking garbage gamer.
Hold up.
Are you not playing Dark and Darker?
I didn't feel like buying it from their website
And we're gonna play Baldur's Gate probably
In like a month-ish when everyone who's interested in playing it for themselves has played it and would be interested in watching another playthrough
On my channel for example
I told dude I I had to fight to explain that to my friends cuz I got that first of all
I want to play more roomscape gonna be fucking honest okay first of all I but I had to I
the that concept I could not explain it enough to my friend like why do you want
wait you know like it makes the most sense man
have sex with chance that I would tear that bussy up dude straight up okay you
don't know what you don't you don't want to know what I would do that that
tight little fucking busy hole man no lube balls deep my sperm would be coming
out of his nostrils and why am I
Oh, shit!
Ah!
Ah!
I forgot!
Oh, according to plan!
I died on purpose to heal.
Alright, we get out of there.
Exit's on the lower level of the apartment.
then find the elevator
I'm going to fucking die to this guy dude.
else again of tapping out of your mind with your friends data in the truck seat.
There was always a couple of chatters here like boom, moon, all of your stories
have to do with you doing drugs.
Well, let's be clear.
All I did until my early twenties, from like 16 onward, like 16 to 23, 24, all
I did in my spare time was drugs.
Okay.
So it's not that I'm proud of it, but I'm also not ashamed of it, I guess.
So I took seven hits of acid, dude.
I'm not, I'm not opening my webcam until I'm done eating.
Boom!
You drug-o?
The only drug I do now is Tylenol and caffeine.
What?
Why not?
And fentanyl.
What's for dinner?
Number 5.
If that lifted on, or someone turned it back on to monitor us.
What's the number 5?
It's what Bert's eating.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact with Fox.
I'm casting this one and open for you.
We're working.
This guy said, guys look I have a Winston badge but he has no badges guys, that's so
...move bugged saft.
He literally has one? I didn't see it.
In Chatterino.
You're doing your wild alies?
Good job.
Good job, little doggy.
What the fuck is this?
Hey, y'all think he's dead?
He bled out!
Noob.
Uh-oh.
How bad is shit?
Don't worry chatter, I think it's really fucking cool and that guy's a piece of shit per se
in that.
Let me take a JM break real quick.
Mmm.
game-trap late tonight
Runescape show food or this is a mod play
Could a mod do this?
A 270 degree turn?
Yes.
Oh.
Every time I stop moving I'm taking a bite by the way.
Describe taste?
Hmm, it's like, uh...
miss fellas
As soon as I let go
Wait, he's limping.
It's trapped!
Hey, mind if I disarm this shit real quick, bruh?
Disarm him!
I'm still drunk with the media, please!
I got a bullet with your name on it.
Let's see what you're all about.
I'm gonna challenge you.
You okay?
We didn't take that much damage.
I bet there's a guy right here
Hmm, why'd the door close?
Hmm, I dunno.
There's probably a ghost.
of
Oh, I'm so fucking wet right now.
I'm eating
I think I can build this map in Minecraft.
yeah
hi
who was that?
why am i copying the Bertina?
doing what?
eating? Not being funny. Okay? I'm not trying to be funny. I'm trying to eat this J. M.
What's that one's Japanese city pops on yours you know time out
Up!
Put it in up!
It's not Blood Block.
Soda Funk City.
Dunset Road.
There we go.
This is not it.
I was on top of you, fuck!
That was not it.
I was all damned you fuck!
This is not it.
of
the
the line dude I thought you oh my god I saw this I thought she was hanging from
the roof
I
You Jesus
As long as it won't fly in 1991, remix.
This isn't it! How did you know?
I'm eating my sandwich again.
I
Hi, hi
Sandwich white
Turn up the jams.
my ball my ball my ball my ball king my ball king
I just want to take another bite of my sandwich man, I will be in Oz.
Talk to entry team with FISA command.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Get eyes on the building from here.
I'm done eating.
hands washed 48 inch sandwich gone in minutes only half of that guy's only half of it
I don't like eating on a shrimp, I just slept in today.
So are we?
What's the other half then?
Maybe I'll break it out later dude, maybe I'll get hungry again bro.
Is it the largest size? Of course.
You got this, uh, please.
Of course.
Some for now, some for later.
I want those delicious nitrate filled...
Uh, cold cuts, dude.
I'm trying to get colon cancer. I'm colon-maxing right now.
Judge, this is Tosh D. Reed.
Suspect is blocking and hijacking the comms.
That would build something around it.
We're going to get you in here.
Am I tracking my calories?
Maybe you can do it for me?
Is that chill?
We have a civilian in custody and ready to transport.
I had 20 ounces of coffee with maybe like...
I'm trying to like measure it, like two tablespoons of half and a half, and then half of a number
five.
Oh
Gallon of coffee 10 pounds of sandwich what else
That's like 200 Cal plus 600 Cal how am I doing is that a good score?
I got a I got a I got a bottle of coke too and I am gonna drink all day
No, it's not too later. It's like, uh, remember the bottles of coke that used to be a dollar?
But now they're like three bucks.
No Pepsi?
Yeah, I think Coke tastes so much better than Pepsi.
I'll drink a Pepsi dude, I don't mind, but like Coke's just got that bold flavor, dude,
you know what I mean?
Pepsi's like they tried to copy the formulae and then they were like, what if we just
had a bunch of sugar dude and then like it just doesn't taste anything like
blah blah blah
that's on me boys I'm gonna be on I wanted to start over anyway dude I wanted
to start over
I'm getting a camera up my butt soon. What do you think they will find? Well, average
gachi-muchi enjoyer. Uh, maybe the sex toy that you lost up there a week ago. Who knows?
Who freaking knows, dude?
Dude, my hands are so cold.
Not using a flared base.
This is talk, federal chain established.
You got 60 thieving.
You're Iron Man, by the way.
Pulling line feeds.
This could give us a layout advantage.
Once you get 70 72 and they get back to me buddy
Name a color search with the ammu of 10 seconds maroon. That's right, buddy
Legenda that's a good one
Hi.
What about when's the start of the arc, Brad?
I'm going down.
Russell.
Stay here.
Do not get in our way.
For later, I think...
I think he's shot.
One more book.
Reject...
This is Todd with FISA on overwatch.
Subject restrained.
Oversight request.
Status verification.
Judge, this is charge jams.
I'm walking and hijacking the comms that were built to steal out of this.
We can...
...run right along out of the hole.
Can you confirm if there's any...
Shut the f-
FRO-
Am I just unlucky or shit, dude?
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I'm trying to go fast, but me going fast there fucked me.
If I'm, like, holding ship and walking,
Yeah, they got killed that guy.
My hands are so friggin' cold!
Oh, so you rushed?
I've never not said that I am not rushing.
In fact, when I addressed the guy who was typed at 500 times to me,
I told him that I am specifically trying to go fast.
You know, Oversight can throw control. The channel needs verify for small weakness.
Can you show us your troll face?
You wouldn't shoot a guy!
Alright, here's my troll face.
I
Thank you
Confirm these
bram bram bram bram bram bram there's a guy behind the fucking bench i'm gonna
i think i'm gonna kill window guy i'll kill window guy
Oh, oh, he's still out. There it is. You've seen that happen to somebody? Yeah. Me too,
Man, me too.
Ba-na-na-na.
Ba-na-na-na.
Ba-na-na-na.
You're under arrest for loitering.
Give me a hug outta here!
We can talk. Civilian and custody and security.
Is that a good belch?
She's kind of forced if I'm being honest.
Am I rushing or am I dragging?
I am not rushing. Stop insinuating that.
Renata!
How come I don't get grenades?
I want a frag grenade.
That'd be sweet.
Alright.
My body is digesting all of that delicious and nutritious food.
Which technically mean I've gained in power right now.
He didn't move.
Um guys...
dude just take a little nap right there right next to where you were sitting before ok get
energy max by turning your shit into janko I don't want to
All right, we still have good HP actually, somehow.
I
Worst third man
You're a half-dead
No, ignore the bodies.
Now pay attention to the outline.
The outline still lights up.
Guards, turn off the invincibility hack.
Am I muted?
Hello?
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
I heard another guy shouting out here.
He's probably...
F**k him!
Eleanor talk! We gotta get stuff back here!
Ohhhh...
I'm actually with our last bullet.
And our last five.
The perfect number of bullets.
So I think there's another guy in here...
...based upon the uh... coffee?
Coffee!
I wonder if anyone's favorite Pokemon was coffee.
Surely not.
Hotheads?
Maybe.
What's my favorite Pokemon?
I like Scythe.
Because it's got cool hands.
Where the hell does that come from?
We've got a lot of dudes.
Let's not mess this one up.
My kid still remembers that my favorite Pokemon is Scyther too.
He had Amp to show me he had found one in Pokopia.
And I got Dad's favorite.
Ba-ba-ba-ba.
I told him that should have long time ago.
Did I shoot this guy's arm off?
What is that?
No.
Thoughts on Sizer?
What's on Sizer? I don't like Sizer's hands.
However, he is red, which is a cooler color.
I'm not really a Pokemon guy. Is his favorite still Gengar?
Uh, I don't know what his favorite is.
I'm lagging, though.
You're like frame drops weird
You a Digimon guy cuz they're all fuckable no I don't like Digimon
Did you see in science nor mega evolution now
what he's got like stapler hands dude I don't like that shit
Moral taboo. Thanks for something says what's muck spelled backwards come
It's come hope this helps low
You like whose guns are these well
I kill a guy in here
A window guy. Where's his corpse?
Wait, where's his body?
Oh, hey man, what's up?
is this a shit I'm just gonna open the door kill this guy
this guy was spraying a lot of blood
Check out Kleibor?
Uh, unless my kid tells me a particular Pokemon and it seems important enough to remember,
my brain will only ever remember like 30 of them.
I have no desire to introduce more to that formula.
Any hot takes on music theory today?
I mean, I already said what I said, man.
I already said what I fucking said, dude.
Did I stutter?
It's time for the permanent relax.
Yippee!
Nap time forever!
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
The AI is taking every job, man.
They're taking artists.
They got AI pianists now, dude.
do you play in the same fucking bridge well floor one complete I'm pretty sure
kill like 10 guys. Super right old Angelong. We got this far without
Ragemaning chat let's keep it that way hmm they make you mad they make you mad big man
What can you do?
What can you do to get straight cryptid, dude, SCP-2?
Hey, what can you do to get straight cryptid, man?
I think we just don't be in that hallway.
I was gonna like, clear the trap, close the door,
go through the front.
I think we just go through the door.
We just get in the door, dude.
That's what you have to do.
Wait, we wedge that room on the left
and then we go in the door.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
And cable of focusing for one of the five minutes.
How are we gonna,
how was that my fault?
How was that my fault for daring to exist?
I was even I was even walking
He shoot traps to a wall
I
360
Why'd you get a sick nasty angle and start shooting to attract them because they don't always
area integrity
talking by the wall elements
unresponsive requesting medical team charge
this is Todd's team research
suspecting and hijacking our comms
that were still in the old houses
we can override the line of the hold
can you confirm this official
specifically like the ones who are like agitated like that the ones are like
moving around scraping and shit those guys don't get lured they just walk
of this run around I think if they hear a gun shot they're like going hide
There are three guys in here.
It's gonna be juicy.
Uh-uh.
You friggin' lied.
These were treating.
He lied.
You can't just lie.
That's a war crime.
Oh, now he's coming back.
Dude, everything is so much slower with a battle rifle, dude, it's actually crazy.
Every action I take takes like...
It takes so much longer to get my gun back out.
Ooh, fabulous.
Why use it then?
Uh, I wanted to try something else.
It is stronger.
You do be stomping, Granada.
What do you think the range on this is?
Six to seven yards.
You need to try it when you almost always headshot.
Next shot.
Ah.
That's quite a good question, my man.
Oh, I don't always do that.
At the beginning of the level, I do it.
A lot of the time, it's like 70% of the time
I'm shooting them in the head, sure.
But if Shur is handy to be able to shoot them
in the chest up and be like,
Ow! And then stop moving? That's awesome.
Owie!
Yow!
Shhh!
Was that a cannonball?
Can we get a motivational song like We Are Charlie Kirk?
Nah.
I'm good.
I prefer we are sneakers oh tool we are sneakers oh tool and we'll wear the sneakers
You don't get it. That's okay. It's advanced comedy here.
From a little show called Family Guy, maybe you've heard of it.
I would fuck the yellow M&M says Poofmore.
20 times.
Fuck.
Didn't ask.
You see the one with King Carol?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Fuck.
I can't do that kid the king K rolled us up
You chill
Dude Donkey Kong country was so fucking sick man actually so ahead of his time. It's crazy
I'm not taking my sneakers off
This guy said true, but also a bit of an NPC tag.
What does that mean, bitch?
Hello?
Wait, wait, wait, you know what that sounds like?
It sounds to me like that guy has never played Donkey Kong Country, dude.
And he's lashing out by being like, yeah, that's what everyone says.
Yeah, because our parents loved us. They let us rent Donkey Kong Country. I'm sorry about yours, bro.
Man.
Bom bom bom bom. Hey!
Rent lol w? Hell yeah, dude.
Shut up.
You're into the HALO games, yup.
Although I- I own Donkey Kong Country.
We have one dead suspect here.
Fuck 2D platformers, fuck DK country, fuck Mario, fuck Holiday, fuck you.
What's this guy's problem? Is he stupid?
I'm just your cock. Suspect is down, come on, Tennis.
This guy paused? This guy's literally in queue for another match of CS2 and he's like,
He's like, yeah, fuck Mario, fuck Donkey Kong.
Is that wrong about Mario?
It sucks.
Which one?
Two kind of sucks.
Mario 1 is sweet, Lost Levels, sweet, 3, sweet.
Who yelled that?
Mario World, sweet.
There's a lot of them
The one that came up with a Wii U is pretty sweet there's another 2d one
It's free it's challenging to
Boom boom boom 3d world. Yeah, dude
Oh yeah, but...
Soon Mario dances cool. I don't know man.
I don't think you can say Mario, so I get you can say certain Mario games suck. Sure like fucking a
Lot of the 3d ones I don't like
I don't even really fucking like Mario 64 if I'm being honest, bro. If I'm being TBH, I did not like that shit
Oof
Yeah, I think you're just trying to be contrarian, dude.
Kinda L. Kind of an L chat moment, chatter.
I say L because I can't expend the breath to say, uh, loser.
By the way.
Do it take 64 sucks? Not true. Not true.
Compared to PS1 though, kinda true.
I said I didn't like Mario 64, I didn't say that it wasn't good.
well any quest 64 heads I mean I play quest 64 that game does suck
Remember freaking battle tanks dude?
Holy shit dude.
Fucking battle tanks dude.
Oh yeah.
I didn't really play Blastcore.
Wasn't that like a release title or some shit?
Call a legend 64 dude you know what I didn't realize dark legacy the one after
legends was like it was like I had like every legends level in a pretty much
Well then like a bunch of extra stuff.
Dude, Dark Legacy is so fucking sick.
Well, I'm almost dead.
ARGH!
Entertainment talk.
Something down!
All right.
HOOOOOO!
Aargh.
I'm dead.
This fuck.
ARGH!
HOOOOOO!
DIR-
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
ARGH!
HOOOOOO!
Fuckin'...
Dude, midway games? Dude, so freaking iconic, man.
I'm not like a Giga fan, but holy shit, dude.
I'm gonna wash my hands.
You play PBA Pro Bowling 2026
to show us that your bowling skills are over that mark.
Okay.
I've played that game. I've played that game.
It sucks. It sucks ass.
Okay, and if you play it in joint,
I don't know, I don't know how.
is a shitty mobile game, dude.
Played on stream.
It's not even worth it as like a joke.
You can do.
I put against one of my friends.
You can literally just throw the ball straight.
And like consistently strike doing that, at least on release.
That's what you could do.
Anyway, that gives us a break.
I
Alright, but just imagine you have like a group of friends everyone gets off at work at like fucking 5 p.m. Dude
Everyone sits down. They hop into the communal switch to discord video call, bro
You got you got one motherfucker playing
Mega Man 2 dude you got the fucking guy playing Mario dude everyone just like
gaming out on the switch dude I'm jealous dude I'm jealous that my frontal lobe
has developed to the point where that is no longer fun for me dog like my gaming
college is so thick that I won't I wouldn't be able that's not enough for me
bro I need to reach around and the prostate stimulation at this point with
gaming that I cannot enjoy it in this pure form dude anymore anymore I will do
this
Natasha
See Quinn play bro. No, I don't know who that is
Okay, I got one or two people say oh
Bro, no, I am not
Oh my God, please.
He's missing 2 HP.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do party all the time with your
You know that
Can you get a celebratory fentnaud you sure can
Nooooo!
That was cool.
Hahahahaha!
We didn't start pissing until we crouched on it, guys.
Oh Billy look who I found let me suck your cock let me suck your cock
There you dagger.
Where would I kill fucking ten people?
Hey put that up put that down.
You guys ready?
I hit the wrong button.
That was almost tragic.
I hit start recording and stuff, stop streaming, guess.
You know, while I'm here in the starting zone killing bears, don't forget, and the new
new Hexi region expansion update that just released. You can experience over 20 sub-areas,
11 distinctive new bosses, 7 major main stories, and dozens of side quests.
For free!
Well, that was the end word.
He spent over 10 hours in the village or build anything near it. The locals will attack and call reinforcements
Do not care
Floors yeah, that's why I was making
Didn't I plan to get a thousand cam tonight
You shut up pussy.
You think that that's more important than what I'm doing right now?
You fucking dumb bitch.
Hey nerds.
You seen one of these before?
Maybe you should have played more of it in high school.
Is that cool?
There really is a closer grace and no troll.
Alright man, that's cool.
That's cool, man.
I forgot about the use of the closer grace arc.
What is this guy doing?
Damn, I guess the guy who asked isn't in.
I mean, I agree to disagree, guy.
Oh, the, oh, yeah, I did a phone call noise. Yeah.
Well, I was like, laughed at own joke. Dude, this guy's a jokester, man. What can I say?
He's a little, he's a memer, meatmer.
Salami Investor Lakes for 7, the Nitrate King himself, I'm Speedy and Steve and
Google McTibby of JCD and Merkin McGurkin, Lakes for 7.
Come at us, dude, deep latone.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Dick Fitty?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
What?
And Walnut, Lakes for 7, and this is Boxyshark and Felix and Rex Wolfie and the
Dazs, Lakes for 7.
I don't know if I'm strong enough, yes.
I
I
Feel fentanyl, thanks for seven says gonna get a fentanyl. Yeah
7 seconds, not bad.
Rate my form.
Guys, this is Todd, T-Reed, suspect is watching and hijacking our comms, that was still something to do with this, we can move right along with the holding, and you can start it with the initials.
Confirm this.
You seem better, you living Philly.
Really?
Kinda hard to beat the Philly Fint, dude.
On God.
You want in here
I'm still gonna piss off about that guy who said he didn't like Donkey Kong country Mario dude
Is that fucking stupid is he dumb as hell
How can you not extract even a small amount of joy from those games?
How?
Brick Bandics for some reason has been watching this map for six days and doesn't only have
one though I literally asked that about you in many games and movies oh yeah name
to. You can. It's like hating Arc Raiders and Marathon crazy. Talk about the extraction
Sloppy came out last year, dude
Marathon's goaded dude you've got a marathon twitch badge. I don't know who to trust
I only play like the big releases, like Assassin's Creed.
I call it duty.
I fuck with 2k.
Do-do-do.
From 2p to 2k.
Okay.
It was so cool about Marathon, dude.
My gra- I can see my graphics part right now,
the way that my setup is set up and it's got like a cool RGB lights.
What the fuck are you doing there?
Anyway, I watched like five minutes of Marama.
And the RGB's on my graphics card remind me a lot of like what it looks like to look around in that game
So why should I spend $60 reduce?
On marathon when I could just stare at my graphics card, dude.
It's it's $50 holy lark
This game's only worth 50 bucks lol. Dude, does any other WWE 2K26 was $250?
Not good.
Wait, he gave up.
I dare you to come over to the door again, mister.
Higher price equals better.
Um, yeah?
Duh.
I see him.
Adoi?
Not an easy shot by any means.
Are you gonna play CS on stream?
Dude, you want me to open some crates?
That'd be high for it.
Gambling!
Oink!
Oink!
Oink!
Oink!
Oink!
Oink!
Oink!
Oink!
Oh
Wait wait my sharp cards
I don't know what the hell that is
CS2 adding Canada man
Yeah, but it's gonna be called something like bushes or some shit, you know I mean like
It's gonna be called like building.
Building 2.
Just play Rainbow Six.
Rainbow Six Vegas?
That game's a banger, dude.
Hell yeah, dude.
I like Mario Kart 64, I like Mario Kart 64.
Save Vegas again.
Vegas?
Vegas?
Is that what you said?
Vegas?
Vegas?
Vegas? I'm going to, I'm going to Las Vegas. I'm a loser by the way.
Now in an actual chat, I'm going to Las Vegas. See you there, noob.
Keep your hands up! Get down or I'll shoot you!
I don't know how you died. I'm so sorry.
I suspect his disease...
The biggest is where the cruise is picking up? Wait, which cruise?
Super I know.
Vegas is trash nowadays.
Yeah, boomers ruined everything, man.
We're gonna hate those guys.
Vegas was always trash.
No, that's the place where Elvis liked being.
It was Bieber! Nice, Vegas!
Bieber!
That was for Elvis? I wasn't talking shit! That's my fault. I should have peeped around
the door first. I wanted to get the aerial view, but we walked too far forward and aggroed
I got Elvis be like be by Las Vegas or just a be by Las Vegas
my right ear
I'm going to leave the CCTVs unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
The system's still running.
If they left it on, someone turned it back on to monitor us.
We got one on contact.
We got one on contact.
I'm casting the fire open.
Save the keys.
Wait, he does say it right.
My answer is not the worst.
No, when I said left it, I said that it was coming out of the left one.
out of the left one.
Freeze, criminal!
Oh, you said right?
Well, I was probably saying right because I couldn't hear anything in the right.
Is there a context clues there?
Have you ever heard of this?
He doesn't know left from right.
My kid, my kid, I mean he knows the difference, but man he just like forgets.
I've been working on that with him.
I'll hit him with a pop quiz.
Which ones are left to go?
Judge, this is Tosh, G.R.E.
So I started to be looking at the hijack in our comms that were still in the element.
We can move right along with the holding.
G.R.E. is on the defensive.
Okay.
S- didn't teach him the hand method?
We can talk.
Sazernum is in custody, requesting escort.
Bro, no one taught me the hand method. I learned- I turned out just fine.
Because he's like my homunculus.
You'll be right.
Bright light said he gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire.
I got a whole lot of money and ready to burn.
Oh, let's get those things up fire.
What is the song?
I do not like Elvis Presley.
I'm more of a Ronald Reagan guy.
You know what I mean?
Let's get those steaks up higher.
So it's because Elvis didn't steal enough from black people
like Reagan did.
Now I just meant in terms of like movies.
Well, you can do the stealing
from the black people thing, too.
I mean, that's not where I was going.
What are you running from?
I don't think there's anyone in here.
Cap'n.
Put your hands up!
Hey, come in here, coward.
The Nancy Throat Goat Reagan?
You wouldn't say that to her face, you monster.
At least Elvis was in Vietnam.
You're gonna be okay.
Yeah, that was base.
I don't think those psychos want to talk.
Now let me talk. We have a civilian in custody.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't like the Beatles either.
Fucking whiny British guy dude.
We get it dude, you guys did drugs man.
We get it.
Really cool.
Ow.
Ow!
Bigger than Jesus, by the way.
Yeah, I mean, when Elvis died, he was bigger than Jesus.
It's part of the reason he died.
Oh, we got an Adderall guy.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Something doesn't seem wrong.
Hey, where the hell does that guy go?
Use your camera?
The issue with using my camera is that when a mob's doing that, he's like moving every
five seconds and it takes so long to swap back to my gunning into position that he's already moved again.
Target spotted.
Dude come open the door bro.
He ain't coming.
Alright.
birked him.
I just want to make sure he's dead.
I would later serve as her to die.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Apparently he was pretty incompetent militarily too.
He just got out of the failure.
He got a bladed eye as kids.
He was like a failure in every regard, actually.
That's a bait?
No.
Not bait.
This guy stands Tywin Lannister in tragedy.
He was literally the hero of the realm in the books.
Tywin Lannister was the hero of the realm.
Are you serious?
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Did he give himself that title?
Probably.
Did he pay someone to give it to him?
Probably.
He went against the Mad King?
No he didn't.
Like, I'm pretty sure the Lancer has to do shit, actually.
What about the King Slayer?
Bro stab this guy in the back.
I like the final moment, after everyone had died.
You did it before the King orb, the Sunita burned down?
Hey, we're going about a tie-win, man.
I went last, and I know what you're going to do with Robert Baratheon winning the 1st
Target area and wore Robert's role until the very end, but his own intervention is that one of the decisive reasons old Robert ultimately won
Is he KS dude
Use chem lights so it looks like you're making progress
All right, be honest, you need the chem lights because you can't tell if I'm making progress
and the bright shiny light will help you.
All right, big man.
Anyway, I don't know why we're talking about this fucking gay book you guys are talking
about.
When's the last time you guys picked up a sick?
When was the last time you went to the gym?
Where'd you go bulk up, buddy?
Doo doo doo doo doo!
Next floor!
I just dodged a tornado and my basement is flooding.
I know it sounds like he's saying idle super idle
Oh
Burn it out. Oh no. I want to wedge this fucking door, but I've died right here like three fucking times
We're going for it
Okay, I'm couchwalking there's surely no way surely no fucking way
I'm going all the way
Yippee!
This is God's most trapped door, by the way.
No trap this time, though.
trap god 2
hi
I
DJ it's okay
I remember when you mentioned the 5 guys for a bit and didn't tell me because I said no,
can you please just tell it to me?
Yeah, well it wouldn't just be you then.
Oh, there's two guys in here.
Okay, thanks for shipping.
Okay.
You got my ass, dude.
Steve, you know why they're just a bit we're just a little too far out that we probably
should have flashed.
I don't want to flash that.
Dude, I mean, I want to get on those stairs with three flashes to a minimum, dude, to
a minimum, dude.
The thing is, is like we flash that guy.
Other guy pushes us here, so I don't know, but the correct move.
What's to play better and not and not stick my arm out far enough for them to see me
They get to keep the door open
Surprise they haven't cut the feed cameras are still active. We were likely being watched upon entry
Approach from double doors now. We probably flash
I'm testing this, but I don't know what it is.
Open!
I'm floating!
I'm floating in the fight!
Looks like you can catch the captain with one single shooting sport.
I'm the one flying there now!
God, please!
Stop it!
I'm not asking!
I'm not asking!
The fact that all doors are open in both ways, but you can only push a door outward from you is so stupid.
You know, I didn't even think of that, actually.
Yeah, if we're able to pull that door in, we get an easy shot of that guy.
Having C2 and backup could be really good when these situations are.
You know when they hold lines and other roles?
Tips?
I mean, yeah, there are very specific situations in which C2 would be good.
Yes, I can see that.
You are right.
You are not wrong about that.
But I think I'm just gonna stand in front of the door when they breach it and then shoot them in the head.
I think that's probably more cost effective.
Or at least try to.
Your best attempts have been with Flash Launcher and Pistol.
Yup, because the Flash Launcher is BUSSIVE.
Any bad dude?
Why did I pivot from that?
uh... i wanted to do with a gun
i wanted to do it with a gun
matter of personal prep
pp
who stop hiding coward man detected right here
you try opening the door with the camera while the camera scoped is open
toward you wait
I don't think I'm gonna be able to... nope.
Hey, Dothnaught chatter. That was a smart idea, though.
Hey, it's a Dothnaught.
What's up? I'm here to save you, brother.
Power
Do a melee only run
The melee there's no damage
God damn I almost tripped that I didn't see that
God damn!
You're dead, you're dead.
Your brains are right there.
You're dead.
Brains on the wall.
This game is easier if you download the B-52 carpet bombing mod.
Oh yeah, for sure.
of
the
the
super-idle as a long
and
Do you feel it?
The bullet entering my skull?
Entering the clock.
It starts back this down requesting tells.
Ha!
Gotcha, bitch.
Stay calm.
You have to stop them!
Okay. Alright in the blood of the dead guy. Wand under her dress. Nope. Not gonna do that.
That's perverted.
Party day yesterday?
Get down!
Suspect is down.
Oh
Me are under the door the wedges screw me up, dude
Why'd you hurt him he was reaching it's just I've gotten so good at shooting someone as they're reaching it didn't look like he was reaching
Wedding room, there's a lady standing in the corner which means it's safe.
Haha!
We're pretty high up!
Host your wedding at the Cordoba Building.
Elegant, historic, unforgettable.
Spell wrong.
That's the room we're about to go into.
Bum-bee, bum-bum-bee-wee-wee.
These are a lot of AI for their decorations.
Well, see, it was actually bait because it's not spelled incorrectly, and I just said it
was.
But no one disagreed with me, which proves you guys are morons.
You guys are moraines.
eye littering.
See Agrius, it's for gentle.
Hey, we haven't been shot yet.
Personally, I'm trying to be less confrontational and play Devil's Advocate less.
Good for you, man.
Good for you.
I don't like arguing.
Sound like a pussy?
No.
There's something interactable on the desk next to the wedding room.
Yeah, it's a key card.
I think you can, like, activate them to open those blue doors, but I just skip it.
I'll get a fuckin' flip about those doors.
Oh, we're done.
I don't think we killed that many guys on this floor, which is kind of alarming, but whatever.
You're a fucking piece of shit, man.
We're about a half HP now, because of that.
from full
Yeah, the key card opens this door and another blue door actually
We do need the key card I'm an idiot whoops there are side doors to the
uh
The main courtroom
All right, give me the fucking strafe cryptid now, dude
Suka bliat
We're about to have an HP, maybe a little bit more.
Suka Bliat.
Wait.
This thing right here always like looks like a trap in my periphery.
cushion?
Are you using wedges on outward opening doors?
Dude shut the hell up man.
I'm using a wedge there so they can't open the door.
Do that make sense or do I need to repeat it?
slowly. The wedge prevents the door from opening in the direction that I applied it.
Yeah, there was a guy over here one time. Normally there's not.
Yeah, it's you though.
Or maybe it's 6 for 7.
Now a normal player would flash this guy right? It's a pretty easy flash.
Instead we're going to cut this pie into centimeters and we're going to hit him with a slow peek.
No, we have farted, that's what that's probably what that was.
You said beginning exercise.
Freaked? Happy birthday, I think?
Oh, hey. What's up, man?
Don't go that way.
I'm gonna sit with the flag.
I'm gonna sit with the flag.
Don't go that way
Let's hit with the flag
of
the
death of
the
death of
The idiots left me protected.
Bring him here.
Knock him open.
God damn it.
to
of
Anything!
We have to give you the news.
You have to see it first.
No, I see that guy. There's two guys, Chubb.
There he is.
The hell's wrong with you, you crazy?
Hey, here, do you know what's good for you?
You're not a prisoner.
I don't know what's good for you, all right?
So, the corner guy is stuck.
There's a fourth guy in this room, like over here.
I just want to make sure he's not going to wander over here.
Okay, so about this corner spot, they just randomly get stuck in this bitch, by the way.
I'm worried about getting cross-fired, but we're all right.
Cross-fired.
Don't get caught in the cross-fire.
He is behind that.
It's me, Billy Swan.
Bloodslash unstuck, dude.
What the fuck?
49 MS.
Yep.
Yeah, I'm a cop.
It's me, John Cobb.
Let's see if Sneego gets sucker punched by homeless guys just now.
Do not speak to me about such things.
I do not care.
I simply do not care.
I simply do not care.
All tabbed.
I was looking something up.
I was enabling the axe.
I love physical violence.
Ha ha ha.
It's kinda like my favorite thing.
A wedge would go hard right here, actually.
Oh hell no!
We can't move it.
Damn.
Damn it, there's a guy on the other side.
Okay, so this guy's a giga-easy kill, okay.
There's a guy right here.
So we're going to kill this guy.
Get in this room and then close the door.
It's supposed to enter the room when you flash them?
Yeah, he didn't get flashed.
Do I heal over time? No.
Hmm, it's awfully quiet.
No crossway cryptid, dude.
No crossfire cryptid, please.
Do not kick that door open in the moe me now please randomly.
I'm avoiding all glass.
I believe that guy's above.
He did not react to that guy dying.
Not his friend?
Yeah, honestly, I've learned so much about this game just failing this level over and
over again.
That guy sounds like he was like right up here overlooking that guy.
And if we killed someone on the same z level as another enemy, like
due to the same z level they react to that. But because he's so far up he did not react to that.
Which is weird.
This is the most useful thing I might like.
I mean the ones upstairs are also useful
So squash takes for sure
And Z cha cha and skirt takes for sure
So man
I have to cut you for our safety
How do I have more wedges?
Did I not use two?
I thought I only equipped two.
You get a couple per point.
Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
I don't think there's anyone in the room here.
These guys are just regular foes.
Do do do
Hey twitch adds an Estonia now, that's good for twitch I guess
Plus 20 cents rubs hands together evil II plus seven cents
Ah
It's iconic six first seven
You know, I mean, Twitch did announce that different advertising agreement or whatever.
You think that was like, to be able to advertise in those countries again or some shit?
I don't really know how it works.
The Estonian deal?
That's all I'm saying
Where are you bitch?
You're dead.
Where am I, wedged?
This is the guy I heard that I wedged.
It's just a job or them.
Everything about the games you missed for weeks has been still unlocked on this for weeks.
Nope.
Nope.
No.
No turning back.
Run the fuck up!
said miss like those games are really good so I mean I want to play that typing game
came out but um no I don't operate like that big man
we have three flashbangs
final sentence yeah didn't it release
From the stairs.
I should've closed the door!
I'm so scared!
Damn that would have been really good too if it gets two of them came and that probably
like cleared on our way up top.
Fuck!
Man!
Final sentence says like 150 players right now.
Oh shit, I guess it's not worth playing then because no one else is playing it.
I'm a fucking loser by the way.
No makes sense for some of it.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
Hmm.
It's multiplayer?
Umm...
So when did I have a good point?
It is multiplayer, but 150 is not to fill one game, which makes it so worth buying.
I mean, for the most part, like in Fortnite, the rest of those people are cosmetic anyway, dude.
There's only like one or two good people.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Them trident and his lobbies were full of bots.
Nothing I'll try for myself.
Is that chill?
I have to do my own research.
That was almost the cleanest fucking flick, dude.
Man...
I'll try a flash launcher again. I feel like using the deal. People are still playing Socom
too. Suck on these two. Excuse me. You cold gadget for some...
We will use the Flash Launcher a little bit.
See how it goes.
I liked having 12.
I guess we can just do this again.
Lockpick gun.
What?
So this will start us with 12.
Oh, yeah, hang on. We had door shutter
So this is 21 bullets I
Think we need one more
No, I
Mean it should it's it's it's cutting close, but yeah, I think it's okay
Okay
Spaghetti Victor Leafs, oh
21 suspects 24 there's my one bullet 24 suspects
I get to refill my ammo about halfway through so
We have lost contact with Park.
I'm casting the final configuration.
I'm located.
I'll put it to body.
Penny Punch!
We have a cast.
We want to speak to you.
We'll assist.
We're about to start the crew now.
We've got the crew.
We've got the crew.
We've got the crew.
Every team is on reporting actively.
Subject is restrained.
Radio work entry team.
Oversight confirmed.
Non-lethal application.
Mm-hmm. Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Are you right-ling wing or left-wing?
I'm answering this because you've added me with that multiple times.
I have no preference for which wing of the airplane I'm seated next to, when I'm on the flights.
What do you mean, like, we're talking about birds?
Could be political?
Like political affiliation?
Judge, this is Todd.
Do you read?
I suspect that if we're looking at hijacking our phones, that we're still gonna be around
it.
We can survive the long enough to hold it.
Can you confirm it with official?
He's so scared to answer.
Hey, I've spent almost 10 years getting told by every single one of you guys that
I'm stupid as fuck.
Um, shouldn't have opinions.
Just a streamer.
So, I mean, I don't know what...
Heh.
Does the answer even really matter?
At that point.
No flashbang. No nothing, huh?
Dude, why? Why?
I literally I went I quickly went to smash my to key
But I hit both one and two but the one registered first and if you hit one again when you have the flash launcher equipped it
Unloads every single flash ammunition you have it takes seven seconds to do it
Hmm
The lazy D. Thanks for seven I think you have your difficulty to I maybe
the
Attended surprise. They haven't cut the feet eyes on CCTV access point the interface appears clean
Was the highest number of times you've ever taken the overcoming boss of it
Are you right wing or left wing
BOOM!
Are you right wing or left wing?
Out of curiosity.
We need to get out from now!
Stabilizer wing?
No!
Stand before us, baby.
Only natural and monstrous.
Your city of dreams, made of dreams, built by your brains.
May it breathe you.
I
Go what's your social security number?
I saw a guy I see this guy
Six seven dude do nice memes and chat. Oh, yes, you're so security
Oh!
Have I done my taxes?
Uh, yeah, good.
He lied.
Wheeeeeerrrrrrr.
What would be your last mail?
Okay.
All right, man.
Oh, yeah.
I got a flash one.
Oh yeah, insta-wind gun.
That's it.
I voted for the guy who made it $6 to fill up my truck.
I hope it goes up to 7, to be honest.
I'm eager.
Stollers for a full tank
Tires better oh
I love it when those big corporations get to make more money and then it all trickles
down to me and I reap the profits of the fucking trickle down economics.
Hmm, that trickles down all over my face.
Oh, yeah.
I love paying more for everything.
No.
No.
A
A
A
E
E
Good run makes it be more for everything though- through inflation?
Oh shit.
Wait so it's okay that I'm paying $7 a gallon?
I hope one day it goes up to 20.
Oh bully!
What do you care about gas you drive a Tesla?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Glad go yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Come out with your hands up!
Come out! Now!
Price of Netherlands is 2.4 a gallon?
Wait, what'd you say?
2.4 per liter.
Oh, it's putting in economy and security.
Oh.
How many liters in a gallon?
Someone, uh...
Someone who gives a fuck about the metric system
do that shit for me, bro.
Three.
Almost four.
So you're paying more than me.
How's that boss?
Rambi, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
What the f-
Hi.
Well, I got some real bad news.
He did not care about getting shot, he was like, meh.
Doesn't really go to the fucking chest, meh.
Meh.
I think I'm gonna execute your ass, dude.
Shoot him in the arm.
Kind of gotta get some lethal shots with this particular setup, but I don't have the ammo
and I don't have the caliber to really get away with shooting them like that.
And Russia cost $1 a liter?
Yo, that's sick, dude.
Bum bum bum bum
A couple years ago there were Biden stickers with I did that at the pump during high gas prices now people are mad at Trump
You're all retards
Yeah, I mean this is why I don't like to talk about politics on stream one. I think it's really boring. I'm gonna be honest to
Everyone's got no pain
I
You think yours is the most important
Entry team top gear alongside oversight subject or strain oversight request status verification
um
I just
I'm just honest about it, dude. I don't give a fuck what any of you guys think
About follow this I don't I don't see I'm honest about it, right?
Most people in a twitch I will argue in bad faith
It's right
They don't give a fuck about your opinion either!
Ooh!
Oh no, there's no point. You're not gonna convince anyone, dog, about anything in a Twitch chat, dude. Okay?
That's just the- damn.
Yo, we killed this guy so hard he slid over here.
Please review my dissertation.
Snivy, thanks for 7.
Don't listen to him chat, I'll believe anything.
Oh yeah, tell me stuff, I'll just believe you.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
That's not good.
Hey man, we chill.
We're kind of low on ammo already fellas.
Can you at least get a report from an officer?
All I know is that I love my president.
I think he smells great.
I do not think his diaper makes his butt look big.
I love McDonald's.
Is this trapped?
Oh, he died in one hit, what the hell?
He's got the biggest hands, they're so manly.
Best handshake.
We have a good substance here.
If all the presidents believe that Cola and Phantom prevent cancer, I believe whatever
he says that sounds right honestly it does it makes sense have you seen what
coke does when you pour it on you're sinking you leave it there the car roads
it completely but it does that to cancer too
of course
Any bad dudes?
This Moon Moon streamer, one of the best streamers of all time.
Dude, I switched weapons so much faster, that fucking battle rifle dude's actually
insane.
We got on big tour, duh.
Wait.
I was supposed to circle back.
I've messed up my order.
Would you tell Trump not to call you that?
No, I would shake his big masculine hands and thank him.
Don't think there's a trap on this door?
You're trying to sweat the impression spot on.
No it's not.
We have one dead suspect here.
We've got him under control.
What do you guys think Sleepy Joe Biden's doing right now?
Probably napping, dude.
Right about his dead kid or some shit.
What a fucking loser, dude.
Holy fuck, dude.
We have...
Not many bullets left.
What the fuck did that guy just have me with in paragraph form?
Do not speak to me like that.
What the fuck was that?
About expectation, he expects the AI to pretend to sleep or act like a person that is always
wide awake, always aware and it strikes him precisely to shut him up.
Dude, what was freaking listening to the microphone?
I have to rush up the stairs, I think, by the way.
I remember with the Flash Launcher, we were skipping this floor, but we kind of cleared
most of it.
That works too.
We'll just start over.
We-
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAH!
AAAAAH!
Oh, God!
Okay.
Developers of this game, one, allow me to populate this entirely and quickly so I don't have to watch it take up every time.
Two, add a separate volume slider for talk.
You can easily do those things. You can easily do those things, dude.
Bump, bump, bump, boom!
We gotta go straight upstairs.
boys
The only person the history in history to lose this many times we need to spate the loser spring to be a problem
Oh.
Chad, are you right wing or left wing?
Are you right wing or left wing?
Chicken wing?
Poor Luke.
if you can say Biden we have a civilian in custody if you can say Palosi you can
say for Luke so Biden
This guy moving around.
Okay.
What am I doing?
I want to clear this room.
I want to clear this room.
At least.
Chill, dude.
I'm about to fucking gap this bitch.
But I'll hold my shit sideways
Okay
Bucket of chicken legs or giant chicken leg?
Uh, like a bucket.
Beep-bump, beep-bump, beep-bump-bump-bump.
How would you eat the giant chicken leg?
Well, I mean, you wouldn't. You would...
You would give most of it away
Which is what I would do because I identify with chicken wing
Me home hi man
I wanted to no scope them we got really close we are really close get no scope
Get fucking nose gold!
We prefer a 6 inch cock that is all-champed, no head or 6 inches of all head, no shaft.
Uh, I don't think I'm a liar, at least.
I'll still leave the CCTVs unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
The system's still running.
If it left it on, we're someone turning back on to monitor us.
Oh, I don't have a foreskin in that situation because then I might go with six inches of
head and then just like having to sleeping bag the whole time.
Love Bunny and Dr. Lobot on my例's result.
Bing, boom, bing, boom.
Me, me, me, me, me!
Target, laser.
How do they leave the CCTV's unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Boing line feet.
That's not an answer.
Give us the layout advantage.
Why not?
We have one shot at.
We have one shot at, we'll talk!
This is Moon's forever game, it's so wholesome.
Dude, there are people who, unironically, like, are constantly in search of their forever
game, dude.
That shit is mental illness.
Like, eventually you find one, right? Sure.
Well, like, if it's hammering your ability to enjoy other shit...
Uh...
I feel like that's just something, like, kind of happens, right?
You're not, like, alright, you're not, like...
You're not, like, you remember how we made the, uh...
The checkbook balancing joke, was it yesterday or today? I can't remember.
You're not sitting down balancing your receipts.
Yesterday? Thank you. The days are blending together right now.
Make sure people have a game they're happy playing.
Yeah, I'm stupid as fuck and can't listen to me. What's up? Hey.
Let me talk a little bit slow for you big dog. Is that okay?
No way, no way!
I'm gonna repeat myself for you, you dumb piece of shit.
Because I will.
Meow, meow, meow.
Your game's eyes, it can't get tired of it.
Based.
The movie The Core is based on a true story, is it about lizard people?
I assume it's about lizard people.
I don't know like Ninja Blah does it stuff.
After getting dead God and Isaac I would stop I don't know if it is
Is that just doing everything 100% yeah, dude Isaac is kind of low key hard
Like if you got like 3,000 hours of game probably not like
It's got like 50 in it.
Super idol.
Oh
No, whammy no whammy
Does he know he doesn't need to keep doing this?
Oh, I'm gonna play this for you, you fucking cuckold.
Hang on.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I hope that answers your question.
To me, you're a Yamcha.
I'm a Vegeta, okay.
I want you to think real close about...
Vegeta killed him. Killed millions. Okay, I'm like non-genocidal Vegeta.
Doesn't exist.
Uh, does now. That's my OC.
You sure dying like Yoncha?
shut your bitch ass, Sybow your bitch ass up dude.
Young, young Sybow.
Dude Syrax from fucking moral combat dude.
You all like, I think that's the noise it makes.
I
Can't believe labor on's retiring dude who am I gonna root for?
Is there no is there someone is like as good as LeBron cuz like I don't want to like
I'm not trying to waste my time rooting for someone who's not the best, you know
I mean I only got so many hours in the day after like the
The teeth crushing factory that I work at
16 hours a day
Guamagnana is a good bet. Alright.
Watch soccer and root for LaMigna Mall. English only in chat please.
I've got a friend in Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I've got a friend in Jesus.
No, I'm not.
You're not Jesus.
You've got a Z in your name.
How do I have this out?
I need to have this out.
Oh, thank you! I haven't been shy yet. Thank you.
Fuck.
Door's open.
Didn't mean to kick that, but it's okay.
Hi. Oh, shit.
I'm assuming you know who these guys are. Just give me something. I'll put it up first.
I'll always shout out all of Twitch.
What up GGX gang, gang, what's up, man?
Nice name.
I don't know if I can get through this.
I don't know if I can get through this.
I don't know if I can get through this.
Gang, gang.
You think that guy's in the real gang?
I mean surely everyone that was in here is no longer in here, right?
Shit, we're real gang.
Oh shit.
See, the old moon would have made fun of this guy, you know what I mean?
New Moon is far more Jesus-like and instead of shunning
Ggx gang gang we welcome him
We break bread with him. We sit him down at the long table there. Come in
I
Guess for for sub's pandering the Gen Z
No, what do you think that guy's Gen Z?
I mean, maybe he's like in his 30s now that I mean that chatter
Dude choosers used to be like 18 dude, but that was like 10 years ago, bro. They're almost $30. You're gonna understand. Okay
All right
It is no longer
Where's this guy I'm almost dead by the way
You're either on Twitch to watch a bunch of motherfuckers doing IRL streams, or you're
on here to watch a play video game, just watch basically what it is.
Ain't no way you were right there.
Or boobs?
No reason you're alive right now?
Okay so when I began getting shot right here I actually crouched and then I did the yoyuki
splonky dude, that fucking...
So I was neo dodging bullets.
was I delivered attempts? I didn't just randomly not die. I think that might be
everyone on this floor.
You watch Twitch for Asmongold's opinions? I used to be an Asmongold headman, but
After he left the rock cabal, dude, I don't know, man.
Fixing your teeth like that kind of fucking...
Kind of weird, dude.
The station tells us this might be the device we're looking for, while both receivers are still open to prevent detonation with a strong frequency.
A more poignant betrayal has never transpired.
I heard stack up from this direction.
It's definitely much easier with the flat blancher though, I gotta be honest.
We killed more than that!
I think it's coffee time.
How can I help up?
Yes, we know.
You got my B, big G.
The G stands for guard.
Do we get a fun celebration at 420?
Yeah, we'll...
You're all the king.
We'll, you guys ever heard of Sublime?
They got some songs about weed we can listen to.
Maybe have you heard of Cypress Hill before?
I got that one song that goes, I wanna get high.
So high.
Pack it, smoke it, stick it in.
I'll be right back.
You
I don't know what I'm doing now!
I don't know what I'm doing now!
I don't know what I'm doing now!
FBI, I want to see those hands!
Hey, your hands visible, you'll be okay!
the
what up fellas
what the fuck you theory
Dude gay cat!
Gato dude!
Holy shit.
Grass?
I like Gato.
Maybe look in the other way dude.
That's just like his choice and shit, you know what I mean?
No, it's not ghetto, it's gate-o.
I fucked up. Don't look.
Deflatune, this is talk with 5,000 on over.
I couldn't leave the CCTVs unattended.
Oh fuck I was gonna get myself more ammo
I'm not sure what's going on here.
It's a rocket, lost that wall of elements.
Alright, complete.
I forgot from A.
It's sitting here.
It said it would be able to save us.
Elephant attack.
It's not even going to go through back.
This is Tons. Federal chain established.
Detainment successful.
Nice work, entry team.
Fights over side.
It was screened.
We're up dead purgatory!
What am I doing we're going up
of
the
death
of
death
security trap
to the six minutes of time securing it and establishing control over the titles.
Police, safety, solitude.
It's nothing, George.
You're here with us now.
of
death
of
death
We got lucky.
Rrrrrrr.
Tart, we got one fatality suspect.
We're closing in.
We're getting out of here.
I almost missed that.
The same way now.
Dude the fucking...
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
Sick!
I really don't like the first guitar solo in this song.
Well the rest of them are good.
IMO, TPH.
I
Warp eggs overrated it's a good song
huh?
Did the deal not penetrate?
Not sure what happened.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Every door is locked.
Wait, what am I doing?
Kicking doors will give away your position?
You would be surprised at how not true that is.
I confirmed these.
Hey, what am I doing?
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
Just think we know
K, Keena thinks we're 7?
You guys think there's a guy right here?
Surprise!
Why are you on your knees?
Wait!
Can you not shout at the decisive moment, please?
It's probably not a failure.
No flash?
This is protocol.
Holy shit, thank you.
Elmphaton, civilians, the killer.
I'm assuming you know who these guys are.
Just give me something. I'll throw it at you.
Well, well, well.
It's a killing trap.
How did we miss him the first time?
Come out with your hands up! Come out and get down!
You're gonna be okay.
You have to stop them!
Come on, we have an individual in custody.
We have one dead suspect here.
There are at least two guys in the wedding room.
Maybe.
That's so, that's so unfortunate.
It's not a problem.
Eugh.
Come on, you talk. Give it that suspect here.
Is health damage permanent?
Yup.
Well, as long as we do everything perfectly, we'll be fine.
Docs 5 such as Deeper 2, and the stairs are getting stronger.
You may be getting closer to the stairs,
but by securing it and establishing control over the vital...
Shoot to come exactly where we need it.
Control is the state of mind, Judge.
We lost with never yours.
I wonder if we need to lower our sensitivity a little bit.
I don't know, it might fuck me up.
You bet that's it?
I bet that's it!
Is there a reason you didn't take the fallow advice?
What?
I
Talked to entry
Leave the CCTV
Surprised they haven't cut the feed eyes on CCTV access point the interface appears clean
Well, I don't know what he's talking about
I'm gonna take those two things for a fifth.
I'm gonna bomb Squadron now!
Godless Simon!
Okay, I've already said the file makes it ten times easier.
Yeah, look, I don't disagree with that, I don't.
But you can beat this using a beanbag shotgun stuff.
It's really just a skill issue and not a gun issue, I'm gonna be honest.
Bring me on the avenue.
I
Shut up
We didn't take that much damage.
That's my fault.
Meow meow meow.
I know nothing about this game what makes it hard.
Well, if you just watched what happened, if it's not evident to you after that,
I don't... I don't know how to articulate it for you to understand.
BITCH!
BLEEEEBLEEBLEEBLEEB!
That wasn't very good because we got shot through the window by window man's.
Can we get a cool cinematic run?
You want the E3 camera man?
Here we are.
The final mission...
...of come studios is ready or not.
I'm using the opti wand on the back of the gun.
Can you narrate what is happening for my visually impaired friend?
Uh, sure, sure.
I'm using the Opti Wand on the door.
I'm going up some stairs.
There's a bad guy.
But he's a jobber, so he's just kind of like, walking away.
He was reaching.
He was reaching, so I shot him in the head.
I'm wanting another door.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What just happened? Someone kicked open the door. I was standing behind and then he threatened
me so I shot him in the head. I don't know where this dude went.
The base behind the bench?
Oh yeah, you got stuck.
Me!
You all stuck?
One million years' prison.
Kirk them.
I'm not positive where that door was kicked open oh we got another benchman
all right we didn't actually lose that much HP
And we don't know Sus
yes.
You're gonna be okay.
Hmm.
Are you here for the Praster?
Elm Talk.
We have a civilian in our custody.
Damn, I just realized you can see the bull hole through the, uh, the helmet.
That's crazy.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bro!
Can I get a brizzy?
Now a normal person would flash this guy, but we're going to leave it.
How'd that first one miss?
Hi you chilling in here bro you feel like five guys are that's pretty good pretty good
We've done this in the control room.
I've heard a rambling about Altra's models.
We have a civilian in custody.
Yeah, I think there's an others tripwire.
I'm gonna trigger it.
Fuck you.
Eleanor talk. We have a dead suspect here.
Start pissing in the shower and save 15 minutes of your morning routine.
How come you piss for 15 minutes straight?
How come I don't?
The target is my side, the people are killed. Interpreters are getting stronger.
You may be getting closer to the 6th spot.
Sniper's right.
And it's all right.
We have a safety assault.
I need to hear out!
You hear me?
Fuck you!
Keep the labs. You hear the foundation we needed.
I didn't see him, he was hiding behind a bush.
Got six guys.
There's about like, how many, 20 on the level and then like, five in the final room or maybe
18 on the level and then five in the final room.
Pokimane thinks for 7... 110 Muns, dude.
Frosty thinks for 7...
HOOAAA!
Deepatoon, this is Tom.
Oh, wrong Pokimane, guys.
Surprise, they haven't cut the feet.
It's Pokemon.
Malfurion thinks for 7...
We have one contact. We have one contact. We talk. I'm testing this on an open frequency.
We're approaching it. I'm squinting the lights. We're going to be here in September. We've lost the resources.
We have a lot of sweat here now.
I
Don't shoot though, don't shoot
I'm not asking to give up
AHH!
I didn't wanna kill him.
Yeah, he did it? No I didn't.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I shot him in the chest
It's kind of cool you can take out those wedges on the other side of the door
What's up?
I don't want to mean to alarm you man, but there is a terrorist immediately beyond that door you're staring at
You're welcome.
It would be so cool if we kicked the door open and killed this guy.
I'm not sure if I can get through here.
Yowchie!
Two to the body, not enough, man!
Yeah, shoot the guy down the wall. Yeah, I missed, okay, but it was on purpose because
honestly, the flash launcher is a little too OP and I wanted to give him a chance to fight
back. Yeah, he's the better man one, dude, the better man fucking one, dude.
Quicksandic, thanks for shopping!
What are you trying to prove by doing this?
Should we play him the Vegeta thing?
I'm chasing this one.
Open frequency.
We're broken.
Don't try to divide.
Looks like being in a trap.
Three different hands up.
One in the middle.
We're both in the trap.
Got him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
They dead.
They hella dead.
Damn.
Fuck you!
Get down and keep your hands up!
Man, I don't...
Target, we have a dead suspect here.
Deepa2, this is Tark with FISA on oversight.
Confirm visual and secure all weapons.
Something like that.
Visual D's.
I can't reach the door.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, that's not good.
Where's the guy who said he had something? I think he's on the other side.
I think he's over here.
Where are you Billy?
Where for art thou?
Is there really no one in here?
Why post penis?
Gayto.
It was behind? I suppose he was! From where, though?
This dude hunted me down. What if he used a rifle?
hmm that's a good good fucking question man what if I use a rifle uh I could
probably shoot people with it to start
what if I use lubricant it would make the ass fucking we're receiving a bit
more pleasant.
Replay the last guy.
We leave the CCTVs unattended.
Surprise. They haven't cut the feed.
I got a CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
I do want to replay that guy.
I want to know where he came from.
Remind me.
I'm gonna kill you, you moron!
I'm gonna kill you, you moron!
I'm gonna kill you, you moron!
I'm gonna kill you, you moron!
I'm gonna kill you, you moron!
Burned peanut beat this in 27 tries, by the way, at Moonmove.
And one more of those big guy you're getting your highlights ignored, okay?
that was gigaton
I
Know I reach show like that literally I hear
Oh
Surely there's not a guy to overlap
Wait
Oh
You're free now
Whenever I see a message like that I was think alike
Like the guy who was quoting Borat non-stop in high school, dude.
Or like Napoleon Dynamite.
Hit me with the burnt peanut beat that in four turns.
I literally think of the kid who would not stop quoting Borat, dude.
Like, that's literally- you're the same kind of human to me.
Danny, do you want some sausage?
Is it the cool kid? Oh yeah, not bad.
I think there might be a guy on my left.
But I'm gonna pretend like there isn't, and I'll look down here instead.
Almost through, ALMOST THROUGH, HE SAYS!
I don't know where the other guy is.
Alright, let's check this way.
Maybe he's above.
Hmm.
Can you ego check the next suspect for me?
Tommy, this is a tight run, as many as you got.
Like I don't think I can shoot this through this plan.
I mean, I don't really like either. I mean, the
the push pop was okay. It was okay.
But where did this mysterious storm trooper arrive from,
dude? What's the chance you'll flush this? That's a good
question, man. Really thinking about the eventual total
failure right now standing by for your go ahead authority
delegated to your team exercise judgment within the
Stamper's operational parameters shut up
We're
Okay, where did he come from
Is it the wedding room I think so?
You sneaky bugger!
Nope, he was right here.
Did I even check this?
Sure did.
Sure did.
Air Mint, thanks for 7.
We want change.
Bucking snowflakes, dude.
here shouting about change dude get a job you hippies
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Supposed to have them cut the feed.
We talking about the draft starting in December?
Yeah.
I'm sad that LeBron won't be there though.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact when talked.
I can't see this part at all.
We're broken.
Excuse me.
We've seen two in September.
One in the city's foreign states.
We have lost question.
God, please.
How sick would it be to get drafted and then like LeBron's in your platoon?
That would be sweet.
Or like Elon Musk is your commander?
That would be awesome.
I'm going to get out of the way!
I'm going to be okay.
Oh, look at that!
Holy brutality!
That was a problem.
So, that means the killer.
Command, the depleton, over-suck seed is live.
Detainment successful.
Nice work, entry team.
Vice-overside closing file.
Judge, this is Todd Stainley.
Suspect of the blocking and hijacking our comms.
That was still fulfilled.
Suspect is blocking and hijacking our comms and we're still shooting around it.
We can override the line of cold.
Can you confirm it with the visual?
Wait, and check for a trap.
I'm not sure if I can get through here.
I'm not sure if I can get through here.
I'm not sure if I can get through here.
I
Right by
I'm just press! I'm just press!
Stay down and turn around. Stay calm.
Are they gone? Are they staying?
Entering the clock, severely standing by for traitors.
Are they gone? What do you say?
Entry's in the dock, severely standing by for traitors.
Watch my back, disarming!
We have a dead suspect here.
Any bad dudes in here?
I'm searching the space by securing it and establishing the force of fire.
The church is already ours. All that's left is for you to miss it.
He slid around the corner, but that's not bad though.
of
Oh
Are you fucking me mad
I
We got one big jolly suspect.
Oh, every accident you make, every other step you enforce, only serves us.
I'm sure it'll walk down there.
I'm going to kill myself.
Tell me something.
You're going through all the trouble, Mr. Warwick.
Hey, how's it going?
Are you okay?
Stay here if you know what's good for you.
I almost shot that thing, it looked like a guy.
I don't want the stores to make noise.
Oh no, no, not them!
They're everywhere!
I've heard them rambling about all these waters.
We have a civilian in our custody.
Operation is a body story.
You've just mastered it, beautiful.
Please don't worry. I'm the point man
I'm in trap.
Report seeding of justice. The assurance the machine is working.
Prefer the honesty of the life.
Oh, it's fucking locked!
I was looking at the wrong spot.
There are two cryptids at the other stairwell right now.
Wait, isn't that right there?
Oh!
No.
The suspect is down.
Interteam, listen closely.
This frequency belongs to us now.
Inquiry, paperwork, guilt.
Inquiry and daster eyes reach for those kids' face tools.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
This is talk, or what's left of it.
We're closing in, forgetting,
or we remember everything.
We gotta get suspect here.
We've got that suspect here.
of
we have to upstairs
Yeah, we have to go upstairs.
We got two bullets left.
They want to keep it down. Nobody's coming to extract you.
There's no one leaving where you've become.
Why would I do that?
Proceed to the place that I had to go?
Attempt to close the door?
That guy shot me from somewhere I had already cleared as well, so...
Did we fucking dupe John Wick that shit that I did earlier?
Fuck!
I gotta pee.
Yes below
And I
Mean I agree to disagree guys Brazil extremely big we established a couple days ago
Okay
That when chatters they come to Brazil what they're actually saying is an advanced form of kill yourself because it's so dangerous
you know they want you to die that's where they say it
I swam my weapons 20 times, the tenacity, the sheer unadulterated resolution, the focus,
pinpoint accuracy, the depth of knowledge, the massive swelling brain.
I
Clean the floor this moment
Show the push show the pussy show pussy
Brother have come as Kamala in in space stead
I don't think she's a commie man. I don't know. Ted, thanks for selling it.
I'd rather Aubrey pause the step on my cock with her bare feet. Yeah, I feel that man.
fucking bitch fucking pushy monster man
Step, step, step, giga-stab.
Get a slayer task?
That's not good, guys.
Oh.
I...
GAH!
Holy fuck!
Obama.
There's a price to pay for being wicked.
Oh my god.
Made a terrible mistake, really.
He dabbed.
Goodbye Billy.
Dude, there's someone else here.
Fuck, this bad guy's gonna ruin the bathroom.
All right.
My pleasure.
I keep playing, I gotta clean my LASER real quick.
Now I see what these elevators were for.
This is dead space?
All this left is restarting the engine.
Goodbye hard form mode.
That was bullshit.
I'm cleaning me glasses, dude. I'm cleaning me freaking glasses, dude.
I think...
I think we go...
Unsilenced AK, dude.
dude I didn't even see that clip and I
know I threw the squirrel I recognize
that scream from anywhere.
All right.
Same laugh?
We got the same person, believe it or not.
Silence there isn't ready or not, lame be a man.
Um...
I mean...
Some of the guns just have them built in brother.
Can't really avoid that.
mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
I'm gonna do this one.
It does have a silencer though.
Let's do this one.
Take off the silencer.
That's enough ammo.
No ammo here.
One quadrillion flashbangs ready.
finally Google the strat it's literally not a matter of strat like the reason I
died most recently is because I got lazy offer to check the sco
Game talk here alongside oversized
They leave the CCTV is unattended
Surprise they haven't cut the feet going live feeds. Let's give us a layout advantage
Get out of my way!
God damn it!
Commence.
Keep the tune.
Oversight speed is live.
Arrest concluded.
Maintain readiness for further contact.
Hands up! Do it now!
Hands up!
I'm not going down!
Eliminated.
Cripple suspect down.
This is time.
Mind the auto-wackel.
The death confirms oversight monitoring response protocol.
Intercom in touch. We have a building in our custody.
Deploy to us. This is Toc. Federal observer standing by for your go ahead.
Subject is restrained. Rate work entry team oversight confirms non-lethal application.
Blah, blah, blah.
Judge, this is Toc. Do you read?
Suspect is watching at the hijacking of the car.
But these guys were in Baghdad.
He's behind the murder bench.
Which means he's getting murdered.
Behind the bench.
Of murder.
We have a civilian in custody.
Button?
Well, let's see if we get like 20 guys on the second floor, yeah.
Rather floor three.
All reliable AK-47 bullets of death.
AK67.
OMEGALOL.
I see you. I see you.
Hmm, how about fuck yourself?
Fuck it, bitch!
I weren't fast enough.
Heavily wounded.
Alrighty.
Suspect is deceased, requesting trailers.
You know what we should have done? We should have tripped that, uh, laser, made them come out.
Silly me.
Five led to deep-legged hotels and the fear is getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the state.
It's a mess. You try like you're doing it.
And if that's what you're doing, you're just waiting for it to get done.
You can make it.
I'm gonna throw out a bill.
I'm gonna kill the boss.
Shoot the bloke, sir.
We need to do this.
Brother.
Stay still.
I'm not saying shit for you!
We have one suspect in custody.
And I swear, if he gave away my opposition, I'm gonna kill you!
Shut up, terrorist!
What's your badge number?
Okay, I feel like you're kinda throwing out some hints right now.
Well, we know there's a guy in the press conference room.
I know there's a guy in here because he's on his knees.
Wherefore art thou, traveler?
Wedged.
Now no one can ever shoot us in the back.
I hate this scope. This scope sucks so much ass, actually.
All right.
No second or third man, eh?
Weird.
Surprise!
He's interior, by the way.
I'm gonna go back to what's it called the fucking black
Blackmore Assault Rifle
Where is it?
Blackout
Do you guys remember the one with the first call duty BRD?
Oh my god
Oh my god
Ragebeard in 47K is it?
Oh my god
I've recorded this a little couple of days ago if you need tips he can help.
No I'm good man, you can stop acting like that.
Is that 300 Blackout PDW?
Bro.
It's over.
Get down on my one-two hand!
God, please!
Get down on my one-two hand!
Please! Get down!
I got a job to do!
I can't do okay.
We're gonna get you out of here.
He said you suck too much ass anyway.
I already know suckers wanna talk.
That's alright, I'll be...
Talk to entry team with FISA command. Detainment logged. Proceed to next checkpoint.
Judge, this is Tosh, T-Reed. Suspect is watching and hijacking her cloud.
And we know how to deal with it. We can override the line of the whole team.
Follow the official spot.
I'm here for the presser.
We can talk. Civilian captain, prep for you back.
Excuse me
Judge is already dead in this as well. Yeah, this is purgatory
Drastic purgatory
there's no window come on guys come through the door
come on come on fellas
dude the battle rifle makes it so that you swap up it's so much fucky so it's
That's actually crazy how much slower it is.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
How come this guy said okay?
I'm sharing a cool tidbit of knowledge with you.
And your response is okay.
I'm not seeing enough movement from that chatter I think.
You're fine, dude.
Card.
Civilian standing by for trailers.
BAM BAM BAM. Nothing like some relaxing piano, dude.
To really soothe the soul.
No one come out no one come out
You have to be gay to watch this stream then how come you're watching it, dude
I
Look at straight as fuck dude
Not good, there is most certainly at least one guy in there.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I hit the fucking bush.
The bulletproof bush.
Dude.
Woohoo!
Yippee!
I'm trapped in hell.
Unless this is the one which I you know I got a good feeling about this one
Target Fibers, why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Here, disco, thanks for showing up.
Falling live feeds, this could give us a layout advantage.
Despite it all, despite the difficulty, I'm still having fun, I'm still having fun.
The objective is restraining.
Breakwater entry team, oversight confirmed.
Non-lethal application.
Put on some music and lock in?
You know what?
Sure.
I find that to be agreeable.
We're still in the middle of this, we can move right along enough to hold it, can you confirm the position?
Almost opened this door
Everything is good.
Secure me with your eyes.
The voice will come from the ceiling.
Listen closely.
It's already begun.
I
Oh
Three gone
I'm going back!
Are you worried you haven't even gotten halfway through the level, Pab W?
I read your message the first and second time, by the way.
P-P-W!
P-P-W!
P-P-W!
Don't stop believing big porta.
I'm telling you right now.
After this is done.
The only time I ever felt like something was totally undoable.
Sonic and I want to be the boss
Did you ever finish that game
I sure did.
But I had to expend all of my power.
fuck
brother
The
First code, code to ash.
First code, code to ash.
Elephant on. Suspect is down. Requesting camps.
You want to laugh?
You may be getting closer to the six minutes by securing it and establishing a close final.
I swear I didn't see anything.
The world you know was a dreamy town life.
Here!
I'm just I'm just looking at me.
A.C.C. is okay.
They're everywhere, are we?
Don't leave me, stay put.
Don't leave me. Stay put. Please tell me the mayor is okay. Please tell me the talk.
Civilians standing by for traitors.
They grew Mexico!
Pull him! Get down!
Get out of the goal!
Lumbago type beast!
Oh, hell no!
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
All...continued...
...in city of the city.
I thought I shot that guy in the fucking head.
You will be lost or whatever you are.
Too slow, partner.
The metal detector's killed you like five times?
Yeah, it's really not good to get caught in that room, dude.
It's really not good.
In that case, that guy was literally just wanderin'.
We have lost contact with Fox. I'm casting this on an open parade.
I'm broken. I'm going to submit a device.
With my team, here is the captain who wants to introduce this.
We got lines.
What the fuck are you doing now? God, will I shoot you?
I'm gonna shoot you.
That's my favorite Western song.
Trigos are, dude.
Yeah, I get it you're dead dude, I get it, bummed out.
of
up
up
up
up
up
They're everywhere they need to be dude, that was fucking STUPID!
I wanted to lure them into my room!
Let's be real guys, you think I can do it?
I might be getting I might be beginning to down
Yes, bro, you can
entry
I believe
First time chatter
Says I believe
This one's for you
We have an invisible custody.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Cover me. Disarm the device.
Double traps.
I've never heard that line.
any bad man
Yeah
I'm gonna go back to the other side.
Um...
Why does it even have a door?
Hmm...
I think I'm gonna have to go back.
I'm gonna have to go back.
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to go back.
Why doesn't he just use his other foot?
You don't need me. I'm just a journalist.
There's still like six guys running around man, this is actually fucked up.
Man, if we go across this room, I think we're dead.
th
of
not good
not good
There's four guys!
We should leave this place to the fucker and get out of there.
I can't reach it.
I am not sure where advancing was said from.
I don't like that!
LSTD is a-
FUCK!
The truth is that today we'll live here with this.
And all the powers that we use will change the story.
We got shot at from uh...
The main middle staircase through the window above the door.
I don't think I've ever been damaged when they shoot through those windows. Actually, maybe I have.
They didn't even hit us.
TV is unattended.
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact with Fox.
I'm casting this on an open space station.
We're working in a four-story device.
We're going to be doing the temperature of the water
to be able to explore space.
We have lost contact.
I'm going to make this stop.
Anyone inside? Hello, m'lady.
Get down on the last few rounds!
Retain your clothes, all right?
Stay here, stay calm.
You have to hurry!
Now we'll talk to the company and security.
This is Todd, with 5 cents on overwatch.
Restraint complete. Oversight advised, relocation.
Back to the front, can you hear me?
Suspect is watching at the hijacking of the comms that we're still trying to get around here.
We can pull the line along enough to hold. Can you confirm with the visual?
Any bad men in here?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's on the boo-boos hate them
My thought process there is they usually the first bag I you run into they kind of like hesitate before shooting
If that guy did not hesitate or if he hesitated or if he was gonna hesitate
He stopped doing it when I closed the door the first time
Frosted by thanks for something. Oh my fingers be cracking me
You're honestly getting worse over time at Moonman.
Word?
Do not speak directly to me right now.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the speed.
The system's still running.
If they left it on, someone turned it back on the monitor.
You're doing a lot better from attempts 200 to 300 than an attempt 300 and after you only
been worse. Yeah, I mean you're probably right. You're probably right. Good talk. Loved it.
Loved it.
Judge, this is Todd Stampery, suspect for this logging and hijacking our farms and we're still
supposed to be around here. We can move right along out of the hold. And you can find the
location.
Preta mentioned you were rushing to the end during those clears and now you are doing
both clears.
Dude, there's no point in trying to talk logic or sense to a twitch shot.
Okay, there's no point. It's literally not worth the energy. I'm telling you right now
We barely got hurt
What the fuck are you out of me with that is that has drunk
Boys
Okay
I
I am 11k viewers, but less than 500 people game though other view bots
What this helps
I like took no damage.
Oh, I'm tilted.
I think I'm tilted.
I think I'm tilted.
Do they both scatter, man, whatever the door?
Oh.
You're the new term tortification new what is that dude?
Say hi to my cat.
Hello quasi motos cat.
your best attempts were when you didn't read chat?
Oh, maybe, mom, maybe.
I don't know why the shit's so hard for me.
I think it's because I fundamentally lack patience.
I don't know.
Police hands up!
I'm not a person, Jack.
He's not gonna shoot you.
You're hanging behind your back.
This is gonna make a hell of a story.
Agent King of Cuck, we have been doing an outcry.
Talk to entry team with FISA command.
Log you are free to continue
Crypt it
Go to the exit and stay quiet and stay low
Talk to her!
Where's the guy who said that?
I don't know if this is the explosive one, or what.
The more attempts you're in, the more AC you get, and you make more mistakes.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I've been legitimately fucked, though.
Just people running from, running across open doorways and then instantly killing me as
I'm literally just trying to progress normally through the level.
Where was that advancing from?
Found it.
I don't think they actually came out.
Power!
I'm coming out I want the world to know
found him
he he no you didn't move
Ooh, I did not see that guy at all.
We hit him with the no scope though.
Rauuuu!
Good shooting, they could use you in Spiranza go topside.
Are people still playing Uncraters, dude?
That's actually crazy.
Marathon way better.
Yo, people still playing Uncathon?
Really?
That's crazy, man.
That's crazy.
Skull emoji.
I can not go any further.
Once suspect down, requesting immediate medical.
Hey, come over here though.
It'd be really cool.
It's not clear.
They'd be really, really cool if you walked over here though.
Oop. Don't push.
Open the fucking door.
Where'd that motherfucker go?
I'm starting to get P.O'd.
P.O.D. me?
Hmm, P.A.S.T.O.P.
Please tell me the mayor is okay.
Please, leave the talk.
We have an individual in custody.
Oh.
Oh.
I'll get out of here!
No.
Put your hands up!
I'll toss one out.
Hey, who are you working for?
Who the flip are you working for?
Alright man, have a good one.
Did I not issue you an order, man?
Alright.
We have a civilian in custody.
You're not her supervisor.
I'm her savior.
I'm like Jesus.
I'm gunned.
I'm cop Jesus.
Nothing.
Nothing.
I'm gonna get peaked along by this uh...
This loan unarmed.
Yup, there he is.
Oh my god.
Okay, big dog.
Sure.
Okay, big dog.
Sure.
Okay, big dog, sure.
Sure you are, dude.
Oh god the door God he's like watching himself get eaten by the jerk
Oh
Save him he gave up what's there to save he gave up
Me when I get shot so hard the the laws of matter no longer apply to me
Not looking good buddy
Yo is she ten guy? Infinite door!
Wait, hold up.
Oh, his leg moved.
Wait, we're getting them out.
We're a Shrainim?
That's too easy.
Try kicking the door.
Now that's an idea.
I can't seem to target it.
I did.
Well, tend to run blindly to the last spot. I know I didn't secure, uh, dude.
Now I'm pretty sure I got the guy we bought right here.
If not he's on this aircase right here, he's gonna fuck me up.
Floor one.
Polito
Oh, I'm a little too far there
Silver idol
All right, here's what we're gonna do
I'm gonna wedge you I'm not gonna wedge you cuz I just heard a hostage say they got left
for dead which means there's not a guy in there and a wedge you I don't even think there's
People near us right now
How is this a power field?
Oh. Mama Mia.
So we have the flashlight out here to, uh, hopefully have them verbally be like,
Oh, fuck, it's the police.
And then we would close the door.
That guy's in the next room and I don't think there's anyone in here unless I miss it.
Oh yeah, there's two guys in here.
Dude.
No?
Uh, no?
That's an explosive.
So, we got some... I mean, maybe we can wallbang this guy, but I'm kind of worried about running
out of ammo.
It's kind of hard to tell where you'd be.
I don't even know if I have a fucking angle on this guy this way.
I don't.
Oh my fucking god!
I got like 40 bullets left.
steep price of wall bang.
That door's closed, which is nice.
This guy's in the cone.
We do not want to use our flashlight.
because it will make him move probably gone detective
we shoot him over the table
table?
Hmm
I don't know.
Organic thanks for subbing.
Appreciate it.
Oh whoop.
Someone in chat said that uh-
Guess where that one adventure game I played?
Where you're like the weird thumb guy? You know what I'm talking about?
No, not baby steps.
There's paradigm, that's what it was called.
Apparently people who made paradigm are making a new game. I really like paradigm a lot.
I forgot what it's called though.
It's not more one. No, it's on Earthworm Gym.
The dungeon experience. Yeah. Yeah, the reason I didn't remember is because I saw
Passing in shock
Okay
Yeah, so we got corner man not based
Staying to buy for trailers.
Staying to buy for these.
Alrighty.
all righty
all righty
all righty
Can you at least get my reporter from my pocket?
Shut up!
He's running in the conference room right next to me I think.
He's in cryptid mode, boys.
A dangerous creature indeed.
Remember when he did the Durer voice, when people totally covered flanks with wedges?
Well, look. Wedging this door right here is probably a waste of time, because I probably
would not have gotten flanked from here. The number of times I have died attempting
this level, getting shot from behind, is like literally single digits, and that is not
That's all it makes out to re- oh hey.
And it was so genuinely surprising that I just honestly did not expect that for it to happen.
I don't think you typically have to...
I mean the way that I'm playing, I don't think you have to wedge behind you.
Normally.
A wedge is good right here because of it's close proximity to domain wedge or domain stare.
I don't think I should go long here, but I'm gonna look it.
The last time you had whiskey, been a while.
I don't really drink.
I find an appreciation for the taste of beer this year or last year.
IPA's? No. No. Bud Light. I like the Japanese beer. That's about it. I haven't really had
anything else you're such a weeb I mean like you go to a ramen place and they
offer you beer do you know what I mean that's good I'm not like into like I'm
not trying to get into like I know IP is like hipster shit right I forgot IP
stands for isn't it just mean like shit that like people that you live next to
made or some shit Indian pale ale
it is hipster shit like I associate IPAs with like I'm sure you guys have
seem like the like we started our own hamburger joint like commercials of
you better believe we're gonna serve that hamburger on like a like a steel
drum you know it costs $30 because the ingredients are that good
What's this?
Can you force your inspection to the first?
Hey!
This burger has a story, you know.
Avoid anything because of associate?
I mean, I will try it. I will try it.
Look, I will try it. I'm not avoiding it.
The only time I drink beer is typically when I go get Japanese food.
You know what I mean and guess what the Japanese place has Japanese beer so I get the Japanese beer drink it
I'm like damn that shit goes really good with the fucking ramen that I work. Holy fuck
They got the frosting last dude. They should as tights. It's going to
I'm not thinking I'm not thinking like ooh, I'm gonna go to the local fucking
Local bar and get an IPA. You know what I mean is it's a compliment to food. It's not something that I'm actually do
Yeah