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Greetings
WWE 2K26 ringside report ringside past season 2.
I have two recent games ready or not, and I am Jesus Christ.
I
Was ordained and blaze it. Thanks for seven
She blew thanks for seven Skepler thanks for seven gold fish six first subbing dude meat flavor to devlin and taff camman stack
Thanks for seven. I
Hope so sure and thanks for the bits dream it. I eat too much food earlier. Man. Holy fuck
Dream Missed an easy player in Rosinki and Domo Joman and Bulleza, Nasterdain and Drytini.
A malevolent cloud's got a blunder and Darth Vader makes your sub and boom
They're gonna make me die, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you!
He's breaking the law.
Back to the salt mine.
Back to the salt mine.
Back to the salt mine.
Micro tonal banana thanks for subbing sir oinkins and friendy and fart pollution in
the audio garden and I'm keyback thanks for subbing.
You think I'll pull a tunicans shadow today asking everyday.
Yeah, today's the day.
of
the
The voices they haunt me every time I close my eyes I can hear the gunshots
We had such a good run last night and then I failed to wallbang that guy, door bang.
Then he killed me.
He walked out from his corner and then shot me 20 times.
That was not epic.
Dude, dude, dude.
What do you think we should do?
the tactical approach breaking the law
Oh, hold on.
What you got bro?
I think my grenade went off.
was everywhere. I got a good feeling about today, dude. I got a real good feeling about
today. I mean, I woke up feeling sick, but maybe that was just the weakness being expelled
for my body. You know what I mean?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
How did they leave the CCTV unattended?
What's up big tournament?
No, not at all.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Pull on okay and 8-4-7.
Stay here and stay calm.
This is gonna make a hell of a story.
I don't need to talk. We have some dealing in our custody.
That feel when you don't have to hear talks to the same thing for the 500th time.
Feels good, man.
Feels real good, man.
Now we're getting to hear the gunshots.
Hello?
Hey, Buster, any new bits on today's show?
I don't think they care if they never die.
Hey, Bustercock.
Somebody's gonna come for you back.
Hold it right there, pal.
Your ass is grassing.
I've got the lawn mower.
Now we're gonna hear our genes shuffling together, dude.
This guy's gonna get a rash.
You denied any sponsors due to your addiction to this game.
Nah, but there's a pretty juicy Pragmata sponsor.
When?
They could have been today.
Heh heh heh.
Might do it tomorrow.
Oh, it's turn early.
Breaking our law.
Justice and Sue.
in custody.
Hey, get your suicide!
Pedophile game?
Tatters when they see the little girl
and they can't help but think about sex?
Hmm, I wonder who the pedophile is.
Hey, man, welcome to the stream, dude.
Hmm.
What's a welcome ending? Welcome in.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
Hello!
Remember when we made comments about Umumusume being a game for pedophiles?
I did not say it was a game for pedophiles.
It's that it was a game about grooming children.
Which it is.
Technically.
I'm sorry that I offended you.
Watch my back, disarm him.
Disarm him.
Technically true.
I'm gonna kill you.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I got a piece of chicken stuck in my teeth, bro.
Get that shit out of there, dude.
Suck it out.
You know, if you squint your ears and hear him say static, it kind of sounds like stank.
And that's cool.
Are you a move?
Surely you've lost daily.
Yeah!
Yeah, I do that.
Anyone's gum straight up bleeding right now?
Mine are not bleeding.
Gum worms.
Ooh, I learned about those yesterday.
Who years had gum worms?
No not gummy worms, I mean the worms that crawl in your gums.
Very different.
The tip of your tongue has been painfully tingling for a week straight?
I'm gonna have a heart attack big man
Like I said quit vaping chatter and try to get this piece of chicken out of my
Chicken guards get the chicken sound effect from Tekken for some take a three
Chicken.
Chicken.
It will be a wonderful addition to your collection.
Very relevant. All the time.
Chicken. Yay!
Yippee!
That's fast.
I mean, we already had it.
Do you think they already had it?
Well, let's actually check with our wand.
I've almost sucked the chicken out.
Wait, I did.
GZ.
Today of the day, I hope they keep doing that than yeah, that was awesome, he not even
Some rags of the flashlight.
Chicken.
Any bad guys?
Chicken.
Chicken. Chicken.
I'm writing a backstory for my new tabletop character right now.
I need a name for Fat Human Mage, one of my NPCs.
Leewooglor, that's the name of the the fat human wizard that
is training my kid in our little D&D game.
Lord player? That's a good one. I feel like lords a little too on the nose though.
Bumbus McGillicuddy. That's a good one. That's a good one.
Bumbus McGillicuddy that's actually awesome
Gem alarm you mean Gem alerts
Gem alert
Did I disarm this hmm
Keep talking about this. You're walking in I
Think that chatter is mocking me because I'm actually losing focus the more I think about bumbus McGillicuddy
And he knows it
He's trying to distract me dude
Hmm, I wonder why they're coughing up there, I'm sure it's nothing.
quiet. I really don't like that door being open, but... and she's on her hands on these.
Okay!
Yep.
Yes.
Hehehehe.
Yes I am! Yes I am! How come they said that?
Copy break.
What's in the mud?
Coffee?
Coffee too?
Hmm, oh no.
the
You have to stop them!
Entertainment Park, once the building detains you.
yellow stop the crypto from running around?
Does that work? I've just been trying to out-reaction time him.
It seems like he stopped, but we don't know that.
Hands up!
She tried putting her hands up.
Put your fucking hands up!
Stay down and shut up!
Oh, shit!
You ain't gotta sit on me!
where I ate too much food man holy shit
not good not good where is this guy
Well, we got to close one of these doors.
He fucking teleported.
Get down you fucking cops!
Down in your knees!
Down in the ground!
Drop dead!
Out go!
Stay calm.
Down in the ground.
He teleported!
I'm gonna show you guys what happened cuz some of you guys probably missed it
Oh
This is insane i'm doing what you say
They didn't leave the CCTVs unattended
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed the system still running either they left it on or someone turned it back on to monitor us
He oh
Stay here stay calm
This is gonna make a hell of a story moment to talk. We have a civilian in our custody
Help!
We got made!
Stay down and shut up.
Oh, shit.
You ain't got shit on me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You
Can you at least get my recorders on my phone?
Can you at least get my recorder someone talking?
I don't know what to do with it.
Idiot left me for dead.
Right here.
Watch this.
of
Now look what it looks like from my perspective when I was...
I
Jesus Christ!
Blood actually dodged my bullet and instant ultra-insected.
Double Skull Emoji.
I heard you're pretty strong!
Ain't trickin' Solver if I fix per seven.
I heard you're pretty strong.
Hey, it's me!
Terrorist!
Terrorist-chan!
I wish I could look at myself in the mirror.
I heard you're pretty good.
Excuse me.
That would have been a good one to get to the end on as well because...
All three of the guys were lined up.
Boom, boom, boom.
Into final room.
Boom, boom, boom.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Cameras are still active. We're likely being watched upon entry
Ah there it is the This Team Chapel
Weeeeear
Up up up up up
He's hurt the hard style remix up boom boom boom
No
Maybe this is it? I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah, it is.
Yeah look dude.
Oh an ironic banger.
I just
Oh, my god.
Oh, they can't run this way.
That's nice.
of
the
death
of
death
I wonder what that sound effect is.
What's it called?
Hey!
What?
Didn't mean to pull this out, so...
Get out of there!
Put your hands up!
I don't want to die!
I'm not sure if it's the first time I've seen a
You shut up man.
Bup bup bup bup.
First, in the eZamperini, they super shove it.
Or Zamperini.
That's how I actually get so fucking hard dude holy shit.
I think you got a headache from that music?
Alright, Unk.
Unk actually couldn't find the volume slider.
Double skull emoji.
Tell them what your gun and damn needs.
How about your head?
Nice try!
No! No volume slider!
Alright.
Um, okay.
And we killed that guy. He did
Take better care of your teeth done man
Says you I got tiny teeth there easy to take care
One more time fellows, I made that chatter up by the way.
I'm taking it. You're the only son of a bitch.
Hands up! Do it!
Alonso Doc, suspect is deceased, requesting tribulations.
Leave the doc. Suspect down, requesting terms.
The gloving firewood is all that's in here.
one
point
of
ground
I'm gonna hurt him in here
I
one suspect down at the spot
where are they...that's coming from upstairs
Prepare the altar.
Bop bop bop bop.
Where's the bitch?
Where's the bitch?
Round him.
There's two guys!
They're wrapping us for blood!
I kill one of them.
So those guys were in Breeds Protocol upstairs.
That's what that last flashbang was, but then they came all the way fucking down, dude.
I've never seen that.
They got aggroed from up floor below, dude.
Wait.
Huh?
There it is.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
They haven't cut the feet
No.
of
No.
Oh, boom, boom, boom.
That should such a- so catchy, dude.
Should I do this now?
Am I doing this?
Yes.
I can get a new one, guys.
Hey, let me bandage, I'm dying.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
We-we have a little-we like that little fun.
We like that little fun.
You know I had to swag on him, hip-fire style.
Ribbon, do you know what I think?
You play boom, boom, boom again?
I don't know, three times in ten minutes?
That seems like a lot.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I don't believe the CCTV's not attended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut their feet.
It seems like the autistic I'm out.
I want you in my room.
I'm by the Goosebumps opening trap remix.
Sorry guys, if we're gonna listen to any music, it's gonna be boom, boom, boom remix.
but it's on cooldown you don't want to overindulge
Play Lil' B.
Trap God 2?
Or was that Gucci Mane?
Was that Poke Mane?
Can we get some Bass Hunter?
Uh, I mean I only know the Dota song.
So I can't still tell you to stop rushing on every death.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's still doing that.
It's a good reminder, dude.
It's a good reminder.
Get out.
Shut up, enjoy the poop smell in the bathroom.
Yeah, I heard them say get ready and shit.
Do you know the definition of insanity?
No, I guess my fellow Redditor, I'm quite familiar.
Let it, let it say I'm quite familiar with the concept of, the definition of insanity.
You... you have to handle it.
Mayhaps you are the only person to have heard of it recently.
Well, I'm gonna kill you now.
Redditor!
Do you presume to inform me of the definition of insanity?
You believe you can teach me?
We're gonna get you out of here!
The definition of insanity!
It's gonna be the worst dream ever!
Let it wobbly control my mind!
And yet I overcame it!
Will you say the same?
That's a trap.
I'm trying to try.
Bullish cow song, please.
Hmm, that's not boom, boom, boom remix.
Which, as I recall, was the only song I said I would play right now.
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
Come on, I'mma dance.
Rock me on my dance.
I'mma dance, I'mma dance.
I'mma dance, I'mma dance.
I'mma dance, I'mma dance.
Dude, surely there's a non-Vebo version of this.
There's no version of this.
This one sucks.
What are you shooting at?
It's in fucking French man, gross.
I'm just kidding, it's German.
It was a joke, lay funny joke.
American doesn't understand other languages.
I have to come to you for our safety.
Play the nightcore version.
You have some young men out cussing.
We have some young men on custody.
LFGDW!
Are you taking it slow, all right?
Don't move. Stay calm.
I was here for the presser!
We need to talk. It's not going to be any company unscrupulous.
It's a suicide!
I don't know, I honestly like the original more, I think.
Rockabeller Street Nightcore classic classic
I did not want to do that
I need some mongols.
Um, Chad?
Ba-da-da-da-da!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Please, Doc. One suspect behind the bonz.
of
the
Last time we heard a flash moving from above, we got killed by the death squads, so I guess
they decided not to come this time.
They're dafted.
Oh, this guy never even came in.
Rookie, you've exposed your Pazish?
I called the position because I am tactic cool.
Nothing?
Polish cow song? Yeah, but that sounds about like killing yourself and stuff. I don't want to kill myself.
Well, that was a guy's a pussy dude.
So you guys think it's a lay happy dancing cow?
No.
What about overdosing on drugs?
Clovicular?
Clovicular world's first OD victim.
That's who you think of when you think of an OD is clavicular?
The guy putting Chinese peptides in his forehead, dude.
Word?
I think I think of any way it was who was the one that did the free base heroin with the hooker
Bannin Bannin Bannin is comedian Eddie Murphy
Now they've been now they'd be sitting in a room
Getting jacked in the forehead or some shit
What does freebase mean? It means injecting? Right? Isn't that when you like
melt something and then inject it into you? No? Dude, I don't know. I never did it.
Is it like Coinbase? The one gambling website?
Rebasement involves changing a drug into a different form, making it more potent than
in its original form. And this! This is Heroin 2!
Where is this guy?
What?
Okay, anyone else trying to give away my position right now?
Am I named to my prostate?
No.
Yo, who here played John the Legends, dude?
The Dark Legacy, dude.
Where are my gamers at?
I'm not gonna be accustomed to you.
You're not supposed to be jerked off to the yellow wizard.
Yellow wizard needs food.
Yellow wizard needs cum.
You're starting trap.
you have found a room stone this bit so long is that like food is good
just came my buddies back out playing for 12 hours yep and then 9-11 happened
it's just not fucking fair man
leggings
means i played rutter
buddy a cheka'll sponsored segment
sins
swarde river
anything else you want to sell me hmm I turned down the Starforge deal that a
could add a cool Starforge graphic on screen
Why?
It's just too obtrusive.
Uh oh.
You're at Starforge's ass, is that true?
Uh, I don't know.
I'm sure there's at least one Jenner and Chad who has a Starforge PC.
I'm sure they know.
Here at every Starforge PC comes out of Asmongles rotting teeth.
Nah, he abandoned the rotgrift.
He got his teeth fixed.
And by fixed I mean they're probably just fake teeth.
What are you doing there?
Building yourself.
Dude, I need computer nerds to just get it through their thick fucking skulls, dude.
The average person does not want to put together their own fucking computer, dude.
They don't.
They don't.
They truly do not.
And I know it's easier than ever.
I know it's easier than ever, dude.
I know it is because I've seen the way that they were put together like 10 years ago,
dude.
But even then, bro.
Is it even cheaper anymore?
I mean, it probably is cheaper.
Boop-ee-dee-dee-dee.
Literally nothing has changed in the last 10 years.
Okay, 15 years. Sorry.
Is that better? You stupid fuckin' autos?
Alarding English verb-
Boop-ee-dee-dee, boop-ee-dee-dee.
But
Prebuilds are cheaper than building your own now swear to God you're just gonna find the right deals
That's what a chatter son, I mean
Have I had any ready or not dreams?
No, but I told you guys I've got door psychosis right now.
Every door I go through.
I'm kind of expecting to get blown up.
Oh.
Why don't you middle mouse to the sims to extract?
You say you got it.
Um...
Let me see those hands!
You a**hole!
Get down!
Once this act is done, I can run.
Oh, look at that. Call me in for a chance.
Down the top.
So for like those two guys, it's worth it, but like...
I don't do it up here because I don't want them
reopening doors I close.
Hi.
We got penalized for shooting that guy.
Hmm.
Let's use the door's cover, smile.
Oh, I know where this guy is.
Sorry, man, we got a bell in there.
Not you, what?
I mean, it wouldn't kind of hurt to kneel on the tile floor for like hours, but...
With any luck, ma'am, we'll be out of here in five.
Because I'm gonna die, and then teleport to another dimension.
Who just opened the door?
And am I? It would've been getting started that woman!
I'll save you, man.
Me bad dudes in here?
I think they would have aggroed.
You miss talk talking?
Not me.
I hated that shit.
I gotta see this.
Ew.
Ewie.
Ewie.
Ewie.
Ewie.
Ewie.
Oh, son.
It's more like spit.
There's a guy in here, by the way.
I heard him through the wall.
Grumbling.
Kappa?
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
Kappa.
What the hell?
My point man senses have a... a train.
Since you love this game so much you should play a game called Operator?
Hmm, yeah.
Maybe immediately after the 60 hours that I was stuck on one level of a game like this
I should play another game like this immediately afterwards. That's a good idea. Sounds like fun.
It sounds like fun.
Try yelling the encounter or crept it? Yeah, we're gonna be trying that.
Someone reminded us earlier.
The chatter said definitely said to play it right after, by the way.
I didn't read the full message.
Watch my back, disarm me.
I can't help but feel like you're being a little sarcastic there, buddy.
Fuck!
Have a seat.
Fuck. Suspect killed.
Archive, you think you're taking a million subs?
Is that cool, huh?
Mm-mm-mm-mm!
Is the AI hearing any reports on the radio?
Oi, do not fucking know, my.
What truly do not know?
Holy shit!
I simply doth not know.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Kneeling the blood.
Hold on.
Yippee!
You only hit her because she's a woman?
No, I hit her because it makes her get on the ground silently, as opposed to screaming
at her.
This is a gruesome sight.
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
This is some shit that like, would have been in a gaming magazine in the early 2000s, but
like, the realistic gore.
Any bad dude in here?
Good bit big M?
It's not a bit.
That wasn't a bit.
I'm getting a bit peeved off, though.
I'm getting a little peever-y-node.
Sriracha Sandex for seven.
And Tracemalex for seven, and Makosix for seven.
It's so impractical.
It's so impractical, dude, okay?
They shred the paper, and then they put plastic around it to transport it.
Like shouldn't they just have a machine that like vaporizes that shit as it's being shredded?
What's up with that?
Fire?
No, we need something more powerful than fire.
Fire 2.
Do-do-do-do. Fire too. Free-based fire.
Today I learned what free-basing is. I always thought I was just injecting. Like lighting
it up on a spoon and then shooting it up. Uh oh. Tee. Doo doo doo doo. Richard Pryor
caught himself on fire when free-basin. That's so base. He's fire maxing.
Hmm girl, we're in up.
Ammo check.
Hmm, only half.
Reloading!
Wait, why did he drop it on the ground?
Why did he keep it?
What did I do to make that happen?
Oh, I double tapped.
Boy, did not know that I'm fucking dead.
I
Fucky bitch you shot me from behind the bush
Fix your mic. Yeah, I got bad news man. I
I... um... I hate you.
Janadian, thanks for 7. Appreciate that 73 months.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
You a grassy and old believer?
I believe whatever the government tells me to believe.
Second gunman.
Second gunman.
Second gunman.
Second gunman.
Your grassy bull-believer, Weaver.
Is it Weeper?
Zaza Bird.
No one calls it Zaza.
Ever played Master Chief Collection?
Yeah.
call it a perp skirt. Perp skirt? What's up?
Alright. Is that a guy in EU thing? I certainly hope not. I'm pretty sure he gets sentenced
What's the death that we spoke with in the years?
They should have like a more hardcore name for it.
Uh oh.
What's up?
They should call it like the obliterator.
You want to smoke some Oblity later, man?
Get the Baldy's catchers, it'll be in the game, team!
You love the UK, love the EU?
Dude, I don't think about them, okay?
In my mind, Palace, they're still with the UK.
All right, then that's good enough for me.
I do not care.
I just got people screaming and running around, so that's cool.
your knees keep your hands up, hands up above your head get dead out of my hands stop running around
what do we do here boys
let's save the lady in the bathroom
Okay, where the hell is she?
I'm hearing scared to breathe.
Lemarius, thanks for 7.
Don't do that.
I heard them say post up again, but I don't think they come
Which Mount Rushmorehead is your favorite?
I don't really believe in idol worship, so I don't really make it a point to memorize the
He heads on your silly little mountain statue, okay?
Sorry.
You don't have a single one, do you?
Hey, Blinkin.
Goku.
I
Stay here
Cut and bring the trailers
Or even
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Move the exit.
Yep, I'm talking to you from all the way across the map. You should go to the exit, smile.
But you gotta go all the way this way, cause I wedged all the doors!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Heeey!
Get some motherfucking exercise, man.
Anyone in here?
Just a lady.
What were we talking about?
Oh, yeah, Mount Rushmore.
More like Mount Shutup, more.
We considered for a moment, considered.
serious question have you at least for a moment considered the possibility to
just drop trying to finish this level it doesn't know chat
he doesn't know about the letter from make a wish yeah try to make it like
public or whatever but
Yeah, I'm not trying to toot my own horn, okay, but you know, there's a reason I played
this level so many times is because I'm literally doing it for the brain cancer ward at St.
Jude's, Steve.
That's right.
Make-A-Wish Foundation called me and they said, listen, we would really like you to
beat this level in this particular way for the brain, for the, for a little Billy with
the quadruple brain cancer tumor and I said no promises but here we are
and sure so most of them have died since beginning the challenge but that's
not the point we carry the flame
We carry the flip.
We are sneakers O2.
For those who come after.
That's a reference I can laugh about now because I played the game.
I'm on- I'm on the inside now.
I'm on the outside, divorced ad rock.
I'm looking here, oh no.
Who sings that?
Nickelback? There's two guys in there.
Banger? That is not a fucking banger.
Stained.
There are three guys.
There's four guys!
Woohoo!
Oh yeah!
AT-A things are up.
I just wanted to peek them real quick.
I wasn't going out there.
Welcome to 99.8, the rock playing the top 10 hits from 30 years ago.
Oh yeah, I'm on the outside.
Mansion happened to be the lady on the radio who's like, and that was stained on the outside
for the 10,000th time.
Sorry, a boy on the street who runs up Frankie and MGTB and R.P.L.H.
and that was P.O.D. youth of the nation.
They wouldn't have left us on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Tyroom, thanks for the help.
Get down now!
Where was beefing with anything?
anything? I have a historic beef with radio stations.
You know what I would have done if I worked at a radio station?
I would have like, had like, a chill.
for each song just to see like how how many times they've been playing and just let it go
I don't know where the most played song in certain areas is
Hey
I listened to Stern growing up.
Nope.
I was like 8.
Did not listen to Howard Stern.
My parents at least for a brief time pretended to care about the media I digested.
So, I wasn't even allowed to watch South Park for like the first year or so that it was
on.
At least I still snuck it, but...
I'm on the outside.
I'm looking in.
Ah.
I
There's a door suspect is down
Hmm you smell good
Bob-a-boo-ee Bob-a-boo-ee Bob-a-boo-ee
You guys know the Baba Buoy's an Italian slur?
Okay, well I'm gonna restart a thing.
That's fucked up.
Did not even hear- no prompt, he just decided to leave, dude.
Pay attention- what do you mean pay attention?
I fuckin' flicked that guy and killed him man, what are you talking about?
Dude, this guy- I literally have two different directions to look- I'm looking in one of
the directions where it is more likely there will be a person wandering up to
fucking shoot me and you're like pay attention after I get peaked by the guy
who never peaks ever bad and I killed him despite him being a Terminator T200
rope murder machine I killed him but
I'm gonna tell you what, I'm getting 10 chatters to beat your ass to it, that's right.
I'm about to jump your ass.
Yes below.
Hehehehehe
Ooooooooooooo!
50 chatters to defend him?
No.
You know what, you know what he did was wrong.
They're willing to be on the wrong side of history for this chatter, huh?
Your loyalty runs that deep!
What use is there defending a weakling like him?
Have you considered that you might exceed your limits?
By joining me.
Please don't want to be right here.
Okay.
BEAUTY
BEAUTY
BEAUTY
BEAUTY
BEAUTY
don't care do you think we got this guys
There were two guys behind me!
Yeah, we got flanked, man.
Shoulda been.
See the Clash of Clans foot update. I did, I did.
Maybe you realize, I think April Fools would be more palatable if it happened randomly during April.
It's just that we would have to pick one person to decide what day it is.
That'll tail. Thanks for sub-it.
W-faps.
that's so unlucky literally nothing you could have done there I did not say that
And I
Promotionally hit the Zaza call it perks her and I will promote
Phone games are so shit. I'm jealous of people that can enjoy them
I'm gonna take it, you see all right?
I'm out of this area!
Um, yeah.
What's the gun that you tanked?
Permission to hit the perp skirt. Granted.
Granted, soldier.
It's got back, are we smoking?
Yeah, but if you're gonna ask for permission, I'm gonna have to add it.
You're gonna have to agree to call it a...
What's her look?
The Nagasaki nugs, dude.
You gotta say permission to smoke the Nagasaki nug.
Okay.
Hi.
Fine.
My dealer making me do things for a grand.
How the fuck my plug's supposed to talk?
one.
Prangulate.
I'm trying to like ricochet the bullet. I don't think it works though.
Hello?
How are you alive?
You'll be alright big guy.
All right, big guy.
I think you're becoming severely desensitized to murder.
Yeah, I'm a gamer.
Of course.
Get down! No! Get down! I want to see hands!
I'm here, I'm here to put you in jail for crimes against
That's the city.
You guys think there's anyone on the right side?
Be honest.
Yes.
Rob got this for 94 million years.
I got one guy here.
Wait, where's other guy?
Found him!
Moshi Moshi!
Hold on.
Oh
of
I think that corner and then immediately unbaked but then like did not realize it was a guy
I
Got one
Need to work on your crosshair placement
BLEACH
He's definitely still working on it come back now I'm trying to focus
At this point, what's going to say, at this point it would be better to meet the game
and disable the mod.
I can still hear the game, you know, right?
Primary even with the loud music.
Just because you can.
Hey, look.
Once again, Yamcha watching Gohan and Selfie.
You know what I mean?
Do you make these for seven?
No, he's Yamcha. I'm not Yamcha. I'm Gohan.
Did Gohan lose 451 times to sell? No, but I guarantee he lost 451 times to Goku in the
The hyperbolic timechamber, when they were there for two years.
Probably even more than that, dude.
Unks never gonna lock in and beat this.
Dude, I got in this run, man.
Relax.
You don't know what they did in that chamber?
Yeah, they trained.
They trained.
What the fuck else do you think they did?
What the fuck do you think they did?
Zah?
No, no.
They did perp skirt.
Zah? No, no. They did perp skirt.
Dude, think about this.
A guy, but his personality is...
Weed? Dragon Ball Z.
A NEW METAL!
Was the final parts of the trifecta dude!
Thanks for some all thanks for some of it.
FUCK!
Man!
Dude, there's big George with like Goku on the back dude.
Oh my god that'd be so sick.
Cartel member?
Yes.
I was describing a cartel member.
Dude, weekend trip suspensors dude, holy fuck, you point out the dildos, like, ha ha ha ha.
There's a fuckin' dead fuckin' dildo up there, they got dildos in the ball!
At least here in Mongolia in throat singing, you will get the endurance weapon you need
to win this challenge.
I believe the CCTV is unattended.
I'm not mongoling.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
I'm Chinese.
Sarian and Nisa and Gen 18, thanks for selling it.
me when I'm in Chinatown. I'm Chinese. Works every time.
We gotta get this back to here.
Fuck it, bitch.
Same one mistake.
What do you, what do you, what should I do there?
I'm trying to react to him lifting his gun.
Shoot, I lose fucking points if I do that, man!
I was hoping the door was closed because I was gonna snipe them at the doorway as I
kicked the door open!
It matters for me at the end of the fucking level dude I could be like oh I got an A on
this old that's awesome that's fucking awesome that is so cool.
The floor of the voice, big man, have you on the big screen.
A little bit of goop, a little bit of goooooop, a little bit of silly juice scoop.
XXX for any thanks for zo-
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
Chill, that's what I'm saying.
Someone turn it back on to monitor us.
What's this thing about?
Loading!
Yeah, alright.
Why is it called Frog 4?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Fourth generation frog?
Oh shit.
Same 5 emotes?
What?
It's not the same!
What do you think frog 1 through 3 is?
What was with that reaction time?
Once again, not shooting them until they are going to shoot me.
I'm waiting.
Lock in?
Alright.
Well, let me just play my lock in song real quick.
I'm down, city! Please don't hurt me! Stay calm! God!
We fuck civilian custody and secure
I
I don't know what's going on here.
Hands up!
Move it down!
Keep your hands behind your back.
Thank you, Jesus!
Alan, talk.
We have a civilian in our custody.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I gave it away till we beat this game so we can retire Moon's mega migraine mix that
has only five songs on it.
First of all, today's the first time we ever listened to that song.
Okay, on stream.
Second of all, you listen to Kanye West.
Kanye fan, dude. You like Drizzy. You like BBL Drizzy, dude. You like BBL Drizzy, dude.
Jack T. Thanks for subbing. Loco, I don't know how it happened, but uh,
your highlights were unignored somehow. I went ahead and fixed that.
Jack T. says, did I win yet? No, no, no.
You saw some BBLs on vacation, does that count?
I like bringing this up whenever someone mentions BBLs, but apparently they have like a smell.
That's not a good one.
I wanna go out, not move it!
Stay here, stay calm.
They said they were here to save us.
Now I'm gonna talk.
It's another thing you can't believe about.
Your neighbor has one, it's true.
How have you smelled your neighbor's mess?
It's only a rotten flush.
He's cadaver fat sometimes too.
It's a dead people's fives being put into skinny women butts.
Oh, yeah, he's a kind of right, he's kind of right.
Shit! Drop a weapon now!
Get on the fucking ground!
Don't kick the door, don't kick the door, don't kick the door, don't kick the door.
Well, one time I don't check for a trap.
It's traps.
Whoa, whoa, you think it's mustard gas?
Boom boom boom boom.
Play it again?
No, I can't.
Pay attention to the lore they would tell you.
Dude, I know it's like the weird psychoactive gas that they use at the pier, dude.
The door's not that deep and you're not that deep for being nerdy enough to sit there and read it, okay?
The difference is I had my homies in China explain it to me, okay?
Instead of doing the nerd reading thing that you did alone in your room.
Okay, big man?
Come out with your hands up!
Stay here!
You're not your homie!
Oh, okay, alright.
And the human cock took a human cock and prepped for you back.
Understood, understood. I'll remember that, I'll remember that.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
What was the fucking door?
We have one dead suspect here.
Sounds like anyone's coming.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure there's two guys in here.
Oh, he dead.
He just died slow.
I'm gonna talk to that kid.
Your maths placement isn't as good as it'll be right now.
Me personally, I had to keep my mask ejected to the door.
Okay, there's a bad guy.
Area?
Clear good.
You've done the best of the alpha male affirmations?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, stop listening to him because it's kind of like a performance enhancing drug.
So, that's the only path you can go.
Why am I standing in the doorway?
free-blay idea.
I help someone's here!
I'm on the ground, just calm down!
Stay calm.
Please, please talk.
We have an individual in custody.
Can you play a non-ship version?
Unk actually pressed by the new version of boom boom boom
Double Skull Emoji in quotes. Can you play a non-ship version?
End quote double Skull Emoji. Unk actually pressed by music
Just literally just turned the volume slider to zero
Double Skull Emoji. Fa sound effect
There's a guy. Wait, that's a hostage. You mentioned this song yesterday? Not clicking
your Spotify link. I don't use Spotify because I'm not sheep. He's in Terran. I can kill
I feel like I directly in front of you traumatized you for life.
I'll explain if I can do a lot of your quality of shit.
me personally I use the program you might not have heard of basically the last lossless
uncompressed 256k audio visual flak Napster quality and like it's just so much better
Oh, hey, man. Oh, God. How do you miss?
You were a physical citizen, code them as Flax.
I listened to a Flax song earlier.
Over there, over there!
Fuck me over there, over there!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, over there!
It's yelling time!
I believe you dodged a bullet today. What was that little radio animation instead?
Hmm.
There's no easy way to do this.
Frog 4.
How is he not flash man?
I need some coffee man.
I need some fucking coffee.
I'll be right back.
I
Don't
Let's kill the president.
I don't like that.
I don't like that thorns build shit.
I'm ready to go tonight.
We're under the body of light
We're in need and ready for joy, boy, yeah
She can come to me right to the school
Not like so the group will be with me
Oh yeah, I feel it like
I feel it just as fine
Oh
I just had my coffee out.
HAHAHAHAHA
Oof!
Are you blind?
You're really...
Duh.
Stop. Stop! Stop stop! Stop it.
Stop man, how come no one fucking warned me dude?
Don't make me do this.
Stop.
Look guys, they're just boobs.
This is not sex stuff, guys.
for breastfeeding babies again.
I had no fucking idea though.
Why does it take so long to load this shit?
I'm almost free.
NOOOO!
Why is the flagell look like a zombie now?
That's a good ass question, chatter.
I think it's because the people who made this game drew him that way.
We got a piss.
Wait, that looked like a...
...spulunking potion.
Huh.
Ooh, that...
He got up a one by one, dude! No fucking way!
Oh my god.
me personally I feel like this doesn't need to be said but I don't I do not care
if someone is gay I've got a gay friend as I'm sure for guys I'm a femme
Oh boy.
Right here.
Oh shit!
You
Bring a battle
I can't crash a guy, we're trying everything bro.
I'm out.
Turn around.
Kill my kid.
No, don't take me.
Take him.
He hates you.
Gambley with a devil look at his feet.
Why does this guy have goat hooves?
I want to see their
Oh
Let him rip
He's so good, he's so good.
He's so fucking good dude.
Hit the dab? Naturally.
I got a good feeling about this one. Sorry, hold on.
I have a good feeling about this one.
Nice. Okay.
Maculf and Dosei, that's for 7.
Surrender.
Dude, I'm so incredibly bloated, it's insane.
I
Do do do do
Hi
Where's the fuck?
Suspect is deceitful for fucking traitors.
That guy's gonna move, isn't he?
Don't care.
Doesn't feel to be gravitationally challenged.
explain
explain
what does that mean?
Good feeling, huh? Sorry, I'm just trying to, uh, I'm trying to help a chatter complete
his bingo square, so I had to say I have a good feeling about this one.
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
trading there's no rule against it dude
I'm gonna leave the CCTV unattended surprise they have a cut of meat to watch
the watchers
Hey!
We need that
Hello
Fuck
That was for Bingo.
We have a civilian in custody and break the transport.
Yeah, they're friggin' idiots.
I have to talk to you for our safety.
You have to hurry!
Please talk. Once another detain me.
Wait, what?
Oh, I think she's in the bathroom.
I'm going for a second.
No need to talk. We gotta get stuff back here.
You're going to be okay.
Entry to my park.
It's only for you to go for me back.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Please, come on the ground, I'm not moving.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
Please, come on the ground! I'm not moving!
We're gonna get you out of here.
Stay calm.
They said they were here to save us.
Leave the fuck. We have a civilian in our custody.
of
of
I got a lesson
the
and
I
Where did he go
I don't understand.
What on earth are they for so?
Allegory.
Purgatory allegory.
Where did he actually go?
I he walked out here the only door that was open was this one this always remain close
This is wedged
So close
Where could he have gone
maybe they maybe they closed the doors behind them heavy fucked up he went upstairs I don't
I don't know how it's possible for him to go upstairs without closing a door behind him.
Well, we'll worry about that problem if we get to it.
Realistically, he'll just come up behind us and kill us.
Or will he?
Don't miss the log!
Garbage Man makes first seven.
Garbage Day!
We've got no room.
Green, take care.
I don't know.
Who movie is that from?
Oh, I do not remember.
Oh, it's from garbage day two, dude.
Silent night, deadly night.
Silent night.
Holy night.
Did you guys see that?
You see that?
Yeah, honestly.
Honestly.
That might be for the best
Because if we somehow clear the whole level and then have to hunt down one guy on floor one, and he owns me, dude,
I don't know if I can mentally recover from that. I don't know if I can mentally recover from that.
Luvasta, six for seven.
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on the CCTV access point, the interface appears clean.
How does the rewiring even work?
He's just cutting wires, dude.
They're dying, ma'am.
For all that sticks for 7, I'll try.
th
th
th
He plugs them into his helmet.
How do you know that?
I can't believe I didn't see that trap.
I even looked, but did I look?
You know what I mean?
What did you look?
What?
We're all the bad dudes.
I would like to get up to the next floor, please
Probably got some boys in here
Nope, yep.
What do you think's first 7?
Frog 4?
It's bulletproof!
You're safe now, mister.
Elite, come out now!
I have to keep your safety.
Please, please...
And you can talk. We have a new vision of custody.
You're safe now, mister.
Move it, talk. Suspect killed.
Uh, where are you right here?
There's probably a guy in here.
May?
Weird?
This door is always open.
Can't explain that.
can explain that
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
of
the
two to win the day
I said dude, son of a dick, bum.
Got any disarmament advice?
Got one shot from death at this point?
No, but we are close to half.
I would say.
Anyone in here?
It's in a lane right there.
I don't think that's a guy.
I almost shot it though.
I'm not watching as you can see from my badge.
Okay, I see it now.
Dick?
Oh, I think that's everybody.
Reclaim the wedge of hell?
Wait, I saw it cut out after a while?
I downloaded a mod that removes their responses.
They're super thug.
They're super thugs.
Cheater mod?
I mean, yeah, it is kind of reducing the psychic damage.
That is true.
I'll admit it.
He's got directly above the staircase.
Yeah, you're telling me, mister!
You're telling me, mister!
It's got your losses, man. It's been like two weeks.
I'll tell you what, you give up first, then I'll give up.
Alright, buddy.
Alright, champ.
Already did.
If you say so star brain code thinks we're selling
Bitch.
Any benefit to Light Armor in this game?
You can carry more deployables.
You accelerate faster.
Download Modern Replaces Talk with Japanese Fisherman.
Unfortunately that does not exist.
up again.
I'll put a wedge here, why the why the freaking F no dude.
All right, where do we peek first over here over here?
The wedge is fucking my wand, you shred man.
Explosive!
I wish I could close this door, man.
I'm freaking out
the
You can't see anyone?
You would tell me, right?
No?
Oh, okay.
Oh, no, you wouldn't tell me.
Oh.
I gotta trust you there, big dog.
I could have got shot.
The Shatter said I'm blocking everyone spamming.
Yikes.
Good for you, man.
Cold.
Center for the breach. Plans to matter.
This guy do not give an up.
We have one dead suspect here.
Disarming.
wedges it. You know, let's go wedge this double door here. Oh, it's open. We don't want to
We don't want to take a long fight in this hallway because we will lose almost every time
Surprise
Perfect cracking to the wall, eh
Okay, we have overall our health is good.
Hello streamer, I haven't played this game before, this is my first 5 minutes watching,
I think you should be more careful.
True!
All of me limbs have been cut off.
I'll be fucking limbs, me limba.
We win this, we win this.
Hold that, bitch.
You're gonna miss talk. Yeah, it's cool to assume that he is a psychotically speaking
and reporting to himself. The voices. You show my newborn son how to beat this. Dude,
He's not gonna freaking remember, dude.
He's just a dumb baby.
You watched that one anime about gambling.
No.
Uh, no?
Oh, no. That was a Gaven Impression, by the way. He has no Gaven.
I gotta get me Wedgeback.
Death takes the first seven. Am I still a leader of men? I mean, not really. We're kind of doing this one solo, so...
Can do a Jeff Keely impression. A Geoff Keely impression.
Uh, hey, welcome back to the Game Awards. Today we got a very special and exciting announcement.
A world-first announcement.
I'm dead.
I'm not sure what's going on.
One person out of bed.
A game announcement.
We got a Peggoltube.
Where's that music coming from?
Welcome to High Guard.
Welcome to High Guard.
Meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow. We gotta get that door closed at the end.
Disregard the courtroom's open. Which is terrifying.
And the stupid flags on my way.
Y'all think there's any bad dudes in here? This is one of the worst rooms where there
be bad guys man well good luck man
see you
What classes you guys play in classic maple story BTW?
Rogue?
Robot?
game answer oh queer okay prostitute I don't think I think a lot of these are
not classes from the game
Epstein I don't think Epstein's in Maple Story classic
I gotta sneeze a bad guy.
Okay, why'd you say that and then I heard footsteps?
Ooh, looking right at it.
Is she working with them?
Don't.
Early on.
Oh, they're really out.
Lost to door.
No.
No.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Suspect here.
The corner!
Stay here. Stay calm.
Leave the fuck.
Civilian secured.
Blood blood?
Nothing.
I can't fucking see you!
I think there was a guy in the hallway who called out after that last guy got killed.
You guys
Well, let's get to killing, shall we?
A normal person would use a flashbang here.
I'm kind of like super paranoid about crossing here.
So I'd actually walk all the way around.
Shall I walk all the way around or should I cross?
Cross? Affirmative.
I'm going in.
I'm just, I'm just, just with the media please.
Shut up, hostage. I'll kill you.
Don't shoot!
Move there, don't get up.
You think you're culprit for safety?
You don't need me. I don't matter here. Move over there
There's no one please don't want to play that one
and
We're just right behind you.
Well, this is a tricky room because we know there's someone here.
But where?
That did not hit.
Ay-ya-ya-ee.
two guys in there by the way
my flashbang did not get him I think he's back right we'll see
He was back middle.
Is he in the previous room?
Wait, that's not possible.
We wedged it.
Let me see you.
Let me see you.
Well, time for the hardest part.
Actually this isn't even the hardest part.
This is one of the hardest parts.
But you go this way, it sucks.
Normally it's free and there's also...
There are going to be up to three people in this corner right here and they're all really
easy to kill if you come from the staircase.
So I kind of have to go this way in order to do a full circle.
I'm not sure where they are.
We know the courtroom's kind of clear right now, so...
This is the very useful camera for us to have.
There are people still in the building!
Brandon?
Bang the fucking courtroom is open
Do we wait for him to come
He moves
Hey mom, on camera!
He did not react, unless he's using his magical cryptid powers to move without being detected
by the camera.
We could... could flash this guy, I'm gonna flash this guy.
All the doors are closed.
We've talked. Civilian Museum Company requesting escort.
Hey! These are two tracks!
Didn't ask!
We've been through here, haven't we?
Isn't this where we came up?
Yeah.
It's quiet, too quiet.
Yeah, I don't think so.
I don't know where this dude went.
Hey, you said, identify yourself.
I wish I could yell with my mirror gun out.
Put your hands up!
Well...
Let's go around again.
Nothing.
Bing chilling.
Hey go what six first seven
Maybe he's on the stairwell
me no no
of
death
of
death
of
death
We did not check these rooms.
we found the bomb
talk we found something
laptop and a frequency emitter
bicellintel says
blub blub blub blub blub blub
bicellindies
i think we got everyone on this floor boys
unless there's a cheeky guy hiding out here
in the corner or something
That is upstairs.
How do you lean so low?
I'm crouching first and then I'm holding S and A or S and D.
You can get low.
Get low, get low, get low.
I can't close this.
Weird.
okay stop I gotta put me listening ears on we walk bravely out into the open
here we have a civilian in custody
10-boy bug six for seven
I even shot him, he just died up.
Fuck man.
I actually reacted faster dude.
More Galactics for 7.
Okay, we killed 15 guys.
Surely it was more than that.
I mean, if we count the last guy, that was 15, right?
What if we're full auto there?
Did we own that guy?
Hmm, what is it? What's up better calibers at the AK or the or the 762 or the
Whatever the fuck this is black point blackout which one is
Take the SA 48 I
Don't want to use about a rifle because it slows down swapping my shit so fast it just doesn't feel good to use
use the mcx with muzzle brake.
I just want something that will stop them when I shoot them.
I guess that's the most important thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Shocker and with slug.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You don't get very good scopes with those, though, not,
not that we need one.
Pup.
Pup.
Pup.
Pup.
Pup.
Well, actually, I suppose you can...
I don't... I want...
the ones that are bolt-fed, the...
or, uh...
single action...
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B...
We try slugs, fuck it, dude.
Fuck it, dude!
Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep...
Do we want spread choke?
Buckshot we can't use buckshot because a lot of them have armor like we want we want them to
Now with slugs
Hey, what's the what would the break do?
Me me me me me me nothing to choke slugs or one projectile
Let's recoil it no, I know I but like what is the purpose of a choke?
on a shotgun and there is a spray pattern a buckshot okay
it's slug and dad
surprise they haven't cut the feed cameras are still active we're likely
Watched upon entry
You I think I'm gonna slug
Good
Oh, I can't wait to shoot someone with this
oh boy play free bird what happens to now playing Free Bird I perform the
entirety of free bird a cappella for you
I'm free!
Free foo-ly!
Alright, shotgun test.
Target eliminated.
Yeah, come on, man.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Oh, see.
Yeah!
Hover back! Hover back!
you
I'll post myself.
Oh my god.
Nooooo!
Easy!
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you.
found out my my fucking bitch wife I'm thinking of a word that begins with N
mmm there's green smoke there I can leave right
I
Oh bomb now her boobs did you guys see that
I'm able to rescue without startling them?
I don't think I got it.
Okay, Shanya.
I
Think there's some confusion
Confusion is how I've managed to be any of your fucking friend
That right red means anything else then right red
Sorry, do you want to listen to everyone who did it wrong?
Can we listen to who fucked up?
I've been killed instantly two times by some fucking dog.
Listen!
Seriously.
It's not hard.
It's not hard.
It is, if you have the red debuff, you go to the right.
If you have the blue debuff, go to the left.
Shut the fuck up!
I'm getting cat bite and Ellie's showing me at the fucking right spot.
Okay?
Sery, stop!
Come back, Sery, stop!
Go kill that motherfucker.
He's behind the hill! He's behind the hill!
An easy way to remit him!
Kill his ass!
That's why we play a fucking idiot. Let's play something else, guys. I'm done. I'm done.
I'll be right back. That's why we play so carefully, dude. Right there.
Hold on, I'll be right back. Come on. Let me be clear.
Come on, Sophie 1 and Sophie 2.
We've got some business to take care of.
Are you impressed that there are 23,000 people here watching you walk?
I did not. I did not. There are that many people watching this shit, man.
Holy fuck, dude.
I don't look at that shit when I'm streaming.
That's cool. Also, don't tell me you're ruining my buzz right now, man.
Alright, time to do what every Korean Tekken player wishes I could.
I'm gonna hit a KBD on Binlog, boys.
Check this shit out.
There we go, I gotta move.
There it is.
There it is.
What if I sniff a sick demon?
Bobo, isn't a rob Bobo, dude?
Triple kill.
Bobo.
Bobo, Bobo, Bobo, Bobo, Bobo.
Greetings, fellas.
I'm poop sacking like crazy right now, dude.
Do you think pirates wiped out or took any shit off of the side of a ship?
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
They were wiped with Kuiper C1.
Yeah, that should probably stank, mate.
I got fucking shredded by HP, by the way.
You think you'll ever get a Guggenheim Fellowship for streaming?
What is that?
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise hasn't cut their feet.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise hasn't cut their feet.
Pulling live feeds to give us a layout advantage.
Oops.
Any game you're looking forward to?
The Nexus Assassin's Creed, dude.
Oops.
The sound of the crane makes for a subtle...
I
Fuck Stan makes for seven every doors lock by the way
I think I need the shotgun the shoots faster
We're gonna try bloodborne on PC
I'm sorry, man.
That was pretty violent.
The Torex USB, thanks for subbing, are you going to watch WrestleMania?
No.
I'm not a WrestleMania, I have.
Okay, there's a trap.
I want to wedge this door.
Do I think wrestling is real or fake?
It's real.
It's scripted.
Hello?
I can hear the squirting.
What the hell?
He looking right at the door.
The shotguns are so freaking cool, man.
I have to shit so bad, it's actually crazy.
I'm 10 million watts of power right now with my colon.
Host, thanks for a sip.
Smoked him.
Happy birthday, selectix.
Selectix, selectix, selectix.
You got any other homies in here, brother?
I don't think so.
It's not your birthday. Happy non-birthday.
okay he moves but I know where he went there's only a couple places they go
what the
I
it's a lie
Toy gun.
Dude, it's fine, man.
I missed.
Like how do I win a long range fight with this?
Hi.
Be calm.
Shotguns are a long range.
I know, it's just like, not much room for air.
I-YAH!
And now you're here for being under arrest.
Is that cool?
Yeah, I'm thinking you're under arrest.
The shit spreads? No, I'm using slug. It's just one projectile.
Suspect is down. Securing the device.
Please be at this run. I think we're kind of running low on ammo.
Like I used too much
Nothing
Okay, that's a flag, not a person.
I think he's like right to my left here.
Kappa, he's in the bathroom.
Let's trap this guy here for funsies.
Hey!
Hey!
I'll see you at the end of the mission, brother.
I think he's finishing the mission.
Dude.
You got to manifest success.
I won't die.
as soon as I enter this room.
There isn't a guy that's going to kill me in here.
I already cleared this room.
Oops.
Wonderful, thanks for 7th.
and
wedge retrieved
we don't remember we only have three
because we trapped that fella in the bathroom
make seabass and bomb box and everything so some
Hey, Peter!
Dorado thinks first of all?
He's still there, big man.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
Peter!
Trapped in the bathroom, Peter!
Hmm. Or is it?
What's up, man?
Kind of embarrassing what just happened.
We got one new tower, stop that.
Kirk them.
Wedges.
Wedges.
And wedges.
Now we made a safe room!
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
of
several guys on your
I want you to stop moving right where the other guy go
Stay here if you don't wish good for you.
Fuck this cock-head man!
Fuck the shotgun dude, fuck the shotgun dude.
I think I actually ended up with like less bullets taking a shotgun as well.
Another shotgun runner, no balls.
Hmm, guess I'm ball-less cause I'm switchin' on my hand.
Uh, we could try...
...Batteria Flagan?
I just fucking hate...
...swapping it.
Or swapping like the, the mirror and shit. It takes like twice as long, dude. Sucks.
Me-me-me-me-me-meoww!
G3A3 has better recoil.
Okay, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm not really like holding the button down, so...
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Wait, it's not slower.
Just slower for the M14.
Hey.
Hey.
Dude.
Alright, I'm on it.
Dude, talk to the hand of brother.
I'm going to get him.
I
Six seven year moves
Gotta hit those, fellas.
Gotta hit those shots.
The gun sounds really cool, though.
Gotta hit those shots, man.
Give up.
No!
No!
Oh
Oh
The system's still running.
If they left it on, someone turned it back on to monitor us.
What the hell are you doing?
was that bitch
It's so quiet now
One suspect
of
the
I'm barely hurt.
How's this?
of
the
death
of
It gets real high.
I'm going to find a way out.
In this institution!
I
Hi
You don't have to hide, you'll be late!
Yeah, he did as well.
In this institution!
I'm right here.
That's the line coming up.
Copy, security is in custody, requesting escort and de-exit.
Officers are waiting, the officers are outside. Go!
Thanks, Jesus, for letting me make rock and roll.
Thank you.
We're starting the Jesus Rod Rift.
I just realized I never cleared those.
Whoa.
How about this guy's like, how come that lady got to run out?
Noob.
Wow, he's on the staircase...
Upon the heart
It's not too late
Upon the heart
I'll work out soon with my gun
There's no escape.
How can you kill a god?
We're peeking too wide.
it in. Wait. I thought I saw a wire.
What are you sighing about, man? You got the advantage. It's 1v25.
Get down! Hands up! Do it! Get down! I want to see hands!
Where the hell did he go?
down on your god damn knees now!
God damn.
When is it going to learn that you chased the flashbang?
Did I chase that guy by the way?
Oh
I
This fucking door dude.
Oh fuck this guy!
I can walk away right now.
I can't feel my hands shut up
Who are you talking to?
Shit!
One of them was shouting about justice.
These guys are just regular thugs.
I keep thinking I'll come up with that.
Stay here, didn't get in our way.
Did I poop your head now?
No helpful cameras right now.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I think I just heard door get kicked open.
of
the
I can pull strength in the network, anything!
I hit the floor before I even knew what was happening.
We're not alone.
No, for no one.
Come on, man.
Wait!
Leave the clock. The suspect is down.
Whoa!
Journalist!
Stay here.
You have to stop them!
Entry came across. We have a civilian in custody.
I see myself frozen on the camera.
matter
one flashbang
one flashbang
of
period clear
Well, we got a camera in the courtroom, but it doesn't really help.
It shows, this is like the back of the corridor.
I don't think they're gonna be cool.
I'm gonna walk right through it.
He's right there.
I don't think my bullet will go through this though.
I remember it close at close range it actually comes it the bullet comes out lower than the dog
That's the main reason I don't like the battle rifle, but
I
Was that noise how many was that 17
What the hell is that?
I
Stay cool, man! Stay cool!
Got my ass. Got my ass. Got my ass, dude.
That makes such a pussy. You guys have no idea how fucked up that is.
I... It's just like, it's not like, because I...
You could have seen that guy before he saw me, but I missed him.
I'll wear back one sec.
Epic dodge moment.
Oh my f***
No f***ing way dude, no way man
Oh
Unfortunate Billy unfortunately
I learned about kunk on earth like two days ago and last night I asked my wife I was like
Hey, have you heard of this because she watches like popular like new TV shows or whatever
and this is like a popular new TV show that apparently had 100% on rotten tomatoes.
I don't know if it's a joke or not. I personally haven't seen it yet.
But I asked my wife, she's like, oh yeah, I did watch this. I think she either said she
She watched a couple episodes or like most of one episode, I can't remember
She said she fucking hated it and it was awful and not funny at all dude
I was like you're just saying that cuz you hate women. She was like
Maybe she's not think well
It might be over for us boys if there's a lightning ball we lose
This is going to be an unpopular take probably.
I don't think doing a complicated rotation is spawning, I think it's just stressful.
So, if you think that it's easy, then I'll probably address it.
I'm just stupid.
Look, man, I rated in FF14's Black Mage, and holy fuck, it was hard.
It was so hard, man.
I don't have a clue what this is, but I don't know what it is, but I don't know what it is.
I'm ready to turn out the other party light
With me, with you, for joy, for yeah
You can also win, I just come up in my soul
With a groove, a burning groove
Oh, yeah, I feel it like I feel it just as bright
Can't stop dancing tonight
Jumping up on the ticket line, move your body
Don't stop music tonight
Can't be no, it's your Friday night
What's the name of that one, uh, that one song from the new risk of rain DLC?
that's a banger I know one of you guys knows it's not called twerk it's not
the third sandstorm.
Ha, let's see.
Oh, this is it.
It might be part two that is the banger.
I
I
Don't think that's it
I mean, this is a banger, bud.
Hmm.
It is part two?
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Oh, yeah.
I've been here.
Oh, I've been here.
What is the correct way to go up those stairs, I wonder?
He did not fall over immediately, so I thought he wasn't dead.
Am I close to beating it?
This is the one, Chatter.
No way.
I'm not a cop.
You're gonna be okay.
Oh look at that.
Call me a brutality.
Call me a brutality.
We have civilian and our customer.
Can you at least get my recorder from my pocket?
No.
Son of a bitch.
Fuck you, Eminem.
I'm always locked.
such a fucking banger man holy shit
what a banger dude POV you're on level three in that place why
There's my favorite rescue rank character. I like the moissanary.
I think he's cool.
I don't play mercenary the way that most people do though, I like the uh, I like the
range to hold and I use uppercut instead of like the spinny slash
of
I was
the song with the crazy solo? I would tell you but I can't pronounce them, I'm sorry.
I wonder my hi-hawks got you dude
We've killed seven guys already.
That's very nice.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
Hey, what's going on here?
was my favorite potato chip so salt and Vinnie
Hands up above your hand! Come out slowly!
Well, Bryn, I like lades.
I'm coming for our safety.
You have to hurry!
Andrew King of Crock, we have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
I think I'm going to get a little bit more of the
floor.
Floor two.
Floor two.
of
of
of
of
of
would you guys believe me if I if I if I said I thought that door was on the
other side and I was gonna use the cover that I get the visual cover that I gave
to close it would you believe me
fuck dude
I gotta turn my AC off, my hands are freezing.
That's probably why we died.
We have a civilian in custody.
I might have to go the other way.
I
Know we're good
Oh
Bone
The sun is trapped.
That is cringey, eh?
Well, that's trapped.
That's good for us.
I
I'm sorry.
Don't shoot.
Relax.
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
of
the
I'm almost done with my guns.
I can't free you.
I can do my job.
Gener sick for a shit.
and
I'll be right back.
What the hell?
of
death
of
death
of
I
OOF! OOF! OOF!
Velen, attack! Suspect is breathing, but unconscious.
How many were you on six or seven?
This is number eight, that would be crazy.
oh
we have one dead suspect here
tell me to the the fucking cabinet man
We're wounded.
We're wounded.
Frog 4.
I'm going to get you out of here.
Here!
Entering the cock.
To go in the cock and prep for your back.
Everything's good.
All good.
I've never heard this before.
of
death
of
death
of
death
You don't need me. I don't matter to you.
You don't need me.
I can help if you let me go.
How may they sound good?
Sit down and shut up.
I don't ironically like that.
I don't ironically like that.
What do you call that genre of music?
It's like when you take like one note and then you do it over and over again.
Music there.
Clack core? Does it sound like a duck? Moon's brain is too smooth to understand real music.
Dude, shut up. You want to a freed concert, man, okay?
Okay, buddy.
Hold me down!
You went to an AMI concert?
I did and it was not a good one because they just really sing the sorrow.
It was terrible.
They performed songs from that.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
What's the worst concert you've ever been to?
Warped Tour, and it sounds like a concert, but...
Not many good bands there.
What year?
2005?
Or 2006?
or seven or eight or three.
I don't remember.
Dude.
Hello?
My worst concert was definitely Def Leppard.
Yeah, I could see that being the case.
Def Leppard, huh?
Are they all like 70?
I will continue challenging you from this exact spot.
So you better not wrap around.
Did we shoot ourselves?
He reached around, he does.
The first show you've ever seen was Boston in 2004. Did they play the song that only goes
That's Chicago?
They should really stop naming bands after cities.
It's getting a little confusing.
There's also both from the Midwest.
More than a feeling!
Boston's east coast? Man, shut the hell up, bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Brock, is that true?
Brock, is Boston in Massachusetts?
You think you're so tough?
I want you to correctly draw a new Hampshire state line on the map, dude.
You're so educated.
Draw Vermont state line.
Draws it correctly.
Oh, okay.
Well done. Well done.
You live in Vermont, bitch?
What's there to do in Vermont?
Bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh.
Meth? Cool.
I keep seeing meth every time I glance over.
I'm starting to think meth might be the only thing you can do in Vermont.
No pot and welfare?
You learn how to ski in Vermont?
If skiing like the Lester Chad version of snowboarding or what?
Honestly if you think about it, snowboarding is kind of stupid.
Is there like lock in your fate in place?
Actually it's actually so stupid.
Crazy switch up.
Look, I think we can acknowledge that it's Chad and also stupid. It can be both things.
You've never snowboarded?
Yeah, but I'm playing SSX Tricky, which is basically the same thing, right?
I'm about to die by the way.
Tricky!
Tricky!
Tricky!
Come on, rock-a-rock!
Tricky!
Grabbing a car is stupid, you're locked yourself in place.
Yeah, it's called a seatbelt, you dumb piece of shit.
Think you're better than me?
Yeah, stack up.
Come stack up, my man.
Where are they coming?
Could this door be trapped again?
Point man, point man, whatcha gonna do?
Is this the last chapter of the game?
Yes.
But it's also purgatory.
Not trapped.
There is a guy in here though, at least one.
Yeah, I don't know.
All you think about when I think about snowboarding is like twisting your ankle and breaking it or some shit
That's just scary dog
You can't
You think about getting snuck in a stuck in a hit avalanche
This guy's escalator nice
Nice.
We got an empty spot on the force.
I had to let some wongs go.
Hey buddy.
You won't open this door.
He bled up.
He bled up.
it down. Prepare the altar. Oh, hey, what's that? You almost died, by the way.
Ammo is infinite in this game? No. I got three more clips.
Clip it, Chad. In quotes, double skull emoji. Clip it.
killed. Keep your hands behind your back.
Holy shit, thank you.
Elmendoc, civilian captain, ready for trailers.
Mouth wide open, eh?
Dip?
Hehehe.
I'm moving my camera like a tweaker right now, dude.
It's not a war crime to dip your balls in the terrorist's open mouth after you've shot him with a minicana.
It's called...it's just etiquette.
It's just good etiquette.
Anyone in here?
Hmm.
I feel like I got up the quality of the opulon and it's still bad.
You guys would not believe the stack brewing in the colon right now, dude.
You believe it? Oh, thanks.
I like how you can do that and then just like, use the door as normal after kicking it off its fucking hinges.
Can't explain that!
That's not door physics!
We are done here.
Two leased and docking with forensics for some.
Surprisingly, we have not taken much damage despite it being shot. We are indeed our armor.
Only our ass has been obliterated. I'm not sure what that part of my body is supposed to be.
It's my fanny pack?
Okay, but that's not like a part of my body.
It's like a fanny pack.
Is that a grundle?
Hmm.
I don't ever open the door like that.
We gotta slow it down a wee bit.
How many freaking wedges we got?
Do I got one more?
Please say yes.
Yippee!
this game is so fucking satisfying to play actually it's actually crazy how
of satisfying it as a play as Gabe.
You're losing it.
I'm just losing.
No, not it. Just losing. Just losing.
to heat seek this bullet in your head, okay?
Two men?
I don't think we can flash both of these guys.
That said...
If we get three, we're gonna kill all of them.
I fucking missed the first shot!
What a goob!
In my head I might actually take the harder shot first, but I didn't take the time to
line it up.
Fuck dude!
Dude, whoooa, fuck dude, waaaaaahhhhhh!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!
Oh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Beat his void, thanks for seven.
I got a good feeling about this one, I think.
You're wondering that guy did at you with Stop Rushing?
Yeah, he's highlighting his message now.
He's cheating the system, dude.
Honk honk, thanks for 7.
Honk honk.
Ba ba ba ba.
I got a good feeling about this one. I feel like we're on the cusp of
greatness.
Guards activate infinite ammo.
Guards activate...
Activate fourvoid.
Consumes you.
It is, it is sated.
Is there a guy in this room?
I hope he doesn't shoot me with his 7-6-2.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I'm putting the wedge in this room.
I hear him moving around.
So I'm going back to this room.
Hi.
There's a trap on this door and it goes boom, boom.
Play Pond Pond shit.
I'm not feeling very Japanese right now.
I'm feeling, honestly, I'm feeling Chinese, if anything.
Cool
Boots on the ground
Who saw that
Dude tell me how that doesn't hey
Or what or what I'm gonna miss three bullets in a row. You scared
It's got two pistols
Yeah, they're fucking coldest dude
You know, honestly, what the coolest looking level in this game was is definitely the woman cult one.
That shit was cool.
Is it the most fun to play level? No.
Day.
Do a map tierless.
This is definitely the best map, I think.
I don't know if that's Stockholm Syndrome or what, dude.
Any levels with dogs?
Um, there's a level with a dog already dead, if that's what you're applying.
Play some Chinese music, please.
If I'm gonna play some Chinese music, it's gonna be some traditional shit.
We're talking some whimsical stringed instruments.
I don't have the fucking key!
I'm freaking wedging.
Oh, good.
Are you serious, brother?
Hey.
You're playing killing floor one yeah that games cool
It's the game where they go boss
We love Dosh
It's got the vid dude.
Loads of money.
Loads.
So when would they go bingo, bingo, bongo?
Fish bashed, boss.
But what does it mean?
There's our guy in here.
So, you chill?
You chill?
I'm gonna need you to move riiight now.
Riiiight now.
Not toward the door, you good bitch.
What happens to you after he's in my call?
My flash dude!
Oh no no no no no no!
I'm beginning to believe the Matrix bit theme begins to play.
Guards turn off the wall hack, it's getting too obvious.
Oh, thank you for something.
My name is Jeff, thank you for something.
Boing!
That's a bad guy.
Maybe you should have kept it to yourself, big dog.
I'm gonna walk right past that door, bro.
Well, let's go to the next floor. We will use one flashbang, and we haven't been shot.
We love that.
save the game there's no saving dude hi get up rest of pizza please we're
Seven.
He's dead, man.
I'm telling you, he's dead.
Get the save mod.
The only thing that needs saving is your eternal soul, Chad.
What is the last time you think Jesus?
You wouldn't even beat this with save states.
What an insult.
That's a good one.
We gotta close that door.
Actually, maybe we leave this one open.
Yeah, we leave this one open.
Freakin' idea.
And then we pull the fire alarm.
Have a party.
Any chance you can tell me go fuck myself?
Go fuck yourself!
Do not decoll it, children. He asked for it.
It is what he wished.
Was his final request?
Eeww!
You wish I would count down from ten?
Why?
Wait, we did not check thoroughly enough hang on I did a quick little glance
Happy trees, thanks, Perso.
This guy's right here.
Behold!
Right here, man.
He's gonna move in.
Three, two, one.
Cryptid!
Nice.
He's talking about himself, or what?
Yeah, Bob, thanks for something.
Hold up, I'm not confident.
You go through all this trouble and for what go look at me
Get over here cryptid Chan
It wasn't even there, where'd it go?
Shuffled off
You know what fuck you
That was just the hostage
Not the best use of flashbang
That remember the bullet comes out lower through the scope comes out lower
That four hostage I think we got a guy in the corner here
The cryptid strafe didn't get us this time boys, but we're bleeding.
Nope.
Nope.
It's a very unfortunate way to die.
He looks like he's about to uh...
Up.
He's about to do like the uh, the original Goku Kamehameha.
His mouth is moving.
He's like bringing it around.
He's like...
I can't fucking...
Is it the Doris cover? Yeah, I've got a fucking death wish.
No fucking wedges! I'm an idiot!
Ben?
Check same, huh?
Alright, I realized.
Those clips look really cool.
It's like a brick of black licorice.
Hi.
Always food with this one? Not true. It's either food or Dragon Ball Z allegory.
Okay. Dragon! Dragon! What the dragon? Dragon Ball Z!
American Explaining Guns! Imagine a hamburger.
Yeah.
Now imagine a hamburger. Okay.
It's got bacon, cheese, so it's a cheeseburger, right? No lettuce, no onion, no tomato, no pickle.
And then it has another patty of meat up.
And then finally, no condiments.
I'm not quite sure where condiments are, but I've always...
I've always gotten mine with that.
I was dead.
You guys think there's anyone else out here? Wait, how many people will be killed here?
There's some in-strafe cryptid, no.
Emergency flash!
Yep, I didn't hit a single guy with that.
I heard another guy talk.
Brothers.
Wait, I shot the explosive.
He's choking out right now.
Anyone here slow down I was trying to quickly get over here so that I could avoid the guy
I need to get in here so that I could get ready for the flank if it was coming
And now the doors destroyed.
Hey fellows.
Now surely this lands where it needs to.
I wonder where the guy choked out a while, maybe he went in here.
We've got to get stuff back here
Well, that was nice to turn it off
I can't believe we didn't die to that one guy that we we've cracked the door open in two
I don't know if they healed up 50% actually works by the way
We healed up lead last night where HP outline was like really dark and it just did not get any lighter
well there's a guy like in this area right here on this level let's hope
there's no one right here
Hmm. I wonder why they don't react to that sometimes.
Well, it's like I have like full-on random one head.
I think the door's closed. Well, here we go.
Nope, that door is open. That is terrifying.
We're about to get peaked long and die, by the way.
Wait, we left this door open.
We did have a guy right here once.
That door's open.
Mommy.
This door should not be open.
I feel like John Rambo is tracking my prey right now, dude.
have we found the bomb?
fuck you you just pay what was just said
Did we get through here?
I don't think so.
No big stuff.
I'm topping it pretty much the emitter
Erie's cleared
We got a guy at the middle sector and we got a guy right above us.
Don't open.
We should try to stay.
Screw this. Just stay the hell out of me.
Let me see those hands! Hands up now!
Down in the ground! Move!
Now police down on the ground
I'm on the border. Whatever the matter, I can do it, okay?
They are not falling for it, boys.
Hands up! I'll bump your head!
We need to be quick here.
They're... they're like the coals.
Maybe we'll get an angle and that guy running around over there from here.
I can talk to the police, no whips in it.
They've been moving around anymore.
You don't need me, I'm just a jerk to win.
Screw this. This is just how I'm doing it.
Think I'm jamming the elevators?
If that guy decides to run around over there, we're dead.
One bullet, we're dead.
I can tell if that's a guy or not.
We need to be quick here.
I'm here if you know what's going on.
Look, I'm a reporter.
Whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
I can hold the strength of the dead worth anything you need.
I'm a reporter, whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
No, there's doors open is this one open
I need to check if those double doors on the side are open, because if they're not open,
I think this side is clear.
It is not clear.
You don't need to be out of just the junglers.
What happens to you after is in my call.
What do we do here, do we run for the box?
Okay, so we have a couple of options, okay?
Refill flashbangs right here on the other side of this wall.
All camera and sound clues have not indicated there's anyone else over here that's outside
right now.
There is one more guy over here somewhere.
I do not know where.
If he's anywhere, it's gonna be like a sight line like right here, so right there.
I think if we die, or if we get shot, we die in one hit.
So we make a choice.
Just so many different fucking sidelines.
It's actually so fucked up.
Mirror? It won't help. It's not really helping. It'll be very tragic if there's a guy up
close on the right
there was
well like what triggers that dude
Yes, me Lord.
Use the binoculars to stare into the sun.
Why would I do that?
I heard that that messes your eyes though.
I'm gonna get the same salad I got last time
That was fucking. Oh, you stinky. Oh, it was so bad guys. I hate eating salad. Oh
We're doing as my gold pose with our salad when we get it
Bye feels good to be in control for change. Yeah
What are you doing?
You can't kill him guys.
He's still essential.
I think you were trying to say is he will always be his soulmate.
There simply is no limit.
I'm gonna go get the
the
the
the
the
the
Based on everything you just heard me fucking say, what makes you think I fucking want to
sing a lullaby?
You gotta fight to stay out of your tiny little gloop lorps.
I had to do it.
We gotta go east, guys.
Fork it.
Come on, Mark, come on, come on, Mark.
Yes, sir, dude.
You know, we throw him back.
You know we throw it back dude, you know oh shit
It about androids Jeffrey I can barely change the settings on my own phone
Everybody's overloaded
Isn't there like a binocular
Bro, ain't no way, dude!
Ain't no way, boys.
U.A.V.
Operational.
Uh-oh.
Haha.
Will you say a word for your Ukrainian-speaking audience, it could be poop, only if you say
Ukrainian I don't know how to read acrylic so I don't even I don't even know how I would begin pronouncing
That
There's not is it not acrylic guys
What streamers do I watch when I'm done streaming?
I watch Admiral Bulldog because he streams late in the night because he streams it from
like Sweden time.
I watch, uh, what else?
Is he funny?
Uh, he's angry all the time.
If that's what you're into.
I watch doom speak.
Like you won rabbit.
Wow, that was huge.
We nearly got him, guys.
Ew.
I don't like this guy.
Dub.
Not dub.
No, I'm dub.
I
Bum-Bum
Dude
All I hear are the phones.
if
that did that second bandage that's bullshit you know it's bullshit dude
we possibly grab flashes in the ammo via mirror gun trick what maybe I don't know
friend to be able to use it through the wall. That's not a bad idea though, chatter.
Dorosius thinks Persev...
Not a bad freaking idea.
Like on the stairs, they don't need to go up.
um it it does not i mean
it doesn't help as much as you think it would because it's kind of short
but it might it might help a little bit
it's time begin
Oh
Fuck
of
ways to trap
Oh
Hey!
Hello?
Fuck you!
At your command, sir. Submit down the line.
They're relaxed.
That's enough China, dude. The chairman protected us.
We've killed six guys already.
I'm sorry.
I can't kick the door.
Is a master chief running for Congress?
Dun-duh-dur-duh!
Dun-duh-dur-duh!
Dun-duh-dur-duh!
Come on, we gotta get suspect here!
Is he?
Any knowers?
Dude, whatever posture I'm sitting in when I play this game hurts like the middle right
of my back.
Holy shit.
Oh yeah, we killed the guy in here.
Oh, yeah, we killed the guy in there.
My BBL may be asymmetrical.
Oh shit, I didn't even think about that.
BBL, Brissy!
Can't lean.
I'm feeling kind of dialed in right now.
Should we flash this?
We're already done two flashes, actually.
We can't do that.
Hmm. I wonder why the door closed. Hmm. Weird.
I did the door close. Where's this guy? Wait, what if he's not in here? He is not in here.
He's on the other side of the wall and got aggroed by my flashlight, dude. I mean, I think
I think that is a window, though.
I think he ran the bathroom.
That means we can wedge him in there.
I'm gonna get you.
You're trapped here now.
You've been trolled.
You got trolled.
Why wedge the cryptid?
Because there'll be like an unboxing when we finally beat the level of the game.
It'll be sweet.
We're good to take our victory lap all the way back down, dude.
I got no more wedges though.
I'm here in some, uh...
...footstep arenos.
Need to remember the Ikea bookshelf is not good cover.
This stone wall, however, great cover.
How come they yell drop it?
Drop it!
That's a body.
That's a body.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Leetalk, south back down, the quicky-tems.
We got a good amount of HP to spike it in for us.
Wait, did you guys see anyone?
Please play Free Bird.
Hmm.
There ain't nothing free about that bird.
That's DMCA.
Wow, just sing the best part for you.
RE-BUG-IT!
Pepe pepe pepe pepepe pepepe pepepepepe...
Pepe pepe pepepepepepe pepepepe...
How's that?
See people posting frog 4 still?
Good.
Do you know that entire band died in a plane crash?
Led Zeppelin?
That's terrible.
That's a zapplin on a plane.
RIP Libbiscuit. Yeah. They had some bangers. Leveled with the main mandates or something.
I think about this game off-stream. Yeah, every time I walk through a doorway
I'm waiting to get blown up by a tripmine
Don't open the door behind me, please
Do I like Mexican food?
Yeah, it's alright.
It's on my favorino or anything.
Did he see us?
No.
What are you gonna do about it, bitch?
I'm behind the invulnerability wall. No one can hurt me.
The guy's behind us.
Italian vs Chinese food.
Italian.
Theresa gives me giga hard burn, unfortunately.
This thing is like, I never get shot standing behind this.
two guys on the stairs or in the lobby.
He's just running up and down the stairs right now.
I don't think I got him, I must have got him.
I can't talk to anyone!
That was horrible.
Move it!
I'm not sure we killed one of the guys in the lobby, it's really an actrium.
That was him.
An open door with strapped boys, that is so fucking insane.
That's so insane.
That's so fucking insane.
Oh fuck, dude!
You think you might have GERD?
Probably.
I mean, it's not that bad.
I don't normally get a heartburn.
If I don't eat certain things, like chorizo, or like a milkshake, or too much pepperoni,
or too much tomato sauce, or dick.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
You hear that left it on?
Or someone turned it back on to monitor around.
How's the most I get Barbara it's just like Barry wait so I don't get I'll get
I got a heartburn from Derry.
Again.
Endigestion.
I see ice cream a lot.
before bed. That shit just don't get digested by me. Fast enough. Not like
immediately before bed, but you know like an hour before bed or some shit.
It doesn't mean you should.
Why not?
You might end up like me.
Unable to do it.
It's like spicy, big anus and shit.
It's good.
Be more dairy, you can make your body reproduce the lactase enzyme that makes you able to
digest the dairy.
That's the thing though, like I was consistent in eating dairy, but when it started happening.
I think I'm going to lactate by eating dairy.
love milk I used to love milk too my family was a milk at dinner kind of thing
I mean I stopped doing it when I got a little bit older but milk
Milk steak family.
Dude, yield milk.
Milk and spaghetti dinner, dude.
Three guys.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
There's no safe door to open here, actually.
Where the hell did this guy go?
It's not like it went in there, but maybe not.
Hello?
Have some raw eggs to numb the pain?
Honestly, I'm chill without milk.
Like I use the half and half.
I drink coffee.
Have I had to like measure how much half and half?
Maybe like one quarter cup?
I don't really...
don't really have too much that's over like every cup of coffee that I have in a day though
Okay.
Workup of cream is insane.
Dude, probably 4 cups of coffee?
What do you mean?
I might be getting the measurement wrong as well.
Suspect is down. We're putting your temps
Like if my cup is like 95% full I put enough cream in there for like the rest of it, you know, I mean
Maybe like 3% the 3% of it
Jay for Jimmy thanks for sale
It's not a lot
it turns my coffee brown so okay he ain't down
how did I miss
of
death
of
death
of
death
Stop switching
Who was the second guy I hit with that flash?
Oh, sorry. I was aiming for the terrorist.
Unless...
Hold on.
Hold it.
The guy you missed is not in the room that you're in.
Oh.
Bash on, thanks for 7. Oh, thank you!
What am I doing wrong on this level?
Russian?
We are going faster than normal.
I think I disarm those.
Use a voice command to bait them to breach more.
I try it.
It seems like what would be most useful, they just kind of hold their position.
of
the
Did he get through?
Where are my bullets?
Last two bullets?
The plant is bulletproof, by the way.
There's still five guys. Maybe six.
I mean, surely if there was another guy in here, he would have come out to help, right?
We've got to get suspect here.
We have 21 bullets.
21.
21.
Guys, I don't really have to use the bathroom.
Did it recede?
I can smell it.
Close the door!
Thank you!
I don't know how many people I've killed, but where's the guy who's been keeping camp?
13?
That's pretty good.
Surprisingly uneventful.
I can't believe that door was trapped by the way.
The open door?
How did it get open while it was trapped?
Actually how did it get trapped if it was open?
They trapped it while it was open.
I've never fucking seen that. That's so fucking crazy.
You can kick open doors from the trap side without triggering it.
Yeah, that's the trap side.
Whoa, I saw someone.
Number four.
Weird.
Do you feel your gaming process is declined in a similar method to your hair?
A game like this is my weakness.
It requires absolute patience.
It's freaking trapped.
pop it up a bit there
that's on me, that's on me
he has to come to the swipe
this is not covered, what am I doing?
He ain't coming this way.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You can't come through.
Maybe that was the first guy?
We are quite wounded fellas.
Hiiii.
see it. This is not ideal.
That's what I freaking thought.
the trap from a far will kill him. No.
I think that didn't hit it though. I got the ammo. First you hit the yonki, then you
hit this point. I would really like to kill this guy so we can not have to walk
around the entire level but not looking like that's gonna happen.
Hey guys!
What's up? You chillin'?
Now, it could be wrong.
But I believe there's a guy in here.
I can do my job.
Is the camera being frozen on me leaving the side room there?
I think this was the guy in the corridor.
Might also be the last guy.
Slap, slap, slap.
What the fuck?
Suspect is down.
I
Well
What the hell are you doing there?
I'm pretty sure we checked this out, right?
Where are all these doors at?
I
Flash kill? No, I shot him when he was bleeding.
alarming amount of ammo right now
I believe we are ready to go up.
up
I can't remember if we checked this room.
If there's a guy, I think he might be over here.
This is the crypt that we smoked though.
Nah, I think we good.
Well, well, well.
So we're here again.
Oh, what's that? It's fucking dead!
I can't knock you out of this!
This is fucking nuts!
Don't leave me here, don't leave me here.
Just, don't talk to them, don't get involved.
Don't move, don't even breathe, stay quiet.
We can make it, we'll make it out of this.
Fuck, we gotta get out of here!
No conflicts, right?
They have to!
Oh god, you're dead!
You're just acting dead!
He's like behind the spiller, I'm pretty sure.
Please just keep walking.
This is fucking nuts.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw him. I saw him. Just go talk to him. Don't give him ball.
I can't die here without this. Stay quiet.
the
I'm so quiet now.
Please let me go, I'm a kid.
Someone just got out of stuck.
Hmm
You caught this out, please
I think it's on the left side of the desk, right?
Drop your weapons and get down!
Don't move. Don't want to come breathe.
Fuck! We gotta get out of here!
Put a little water in the camera. Is that a guy alive?
of
death
of
death
I'll come for you, and you'll be my friend.
I'll come for you, and you'll be my friend.
I'll come for you, and you'll be my friend.
Stay quiet.
Keep quiet, please. Just keep quiet.
Move and stay there.
Move there.
Move there. Don't get up.
Move over there.
What do we do?
I saw. Like I saw.
We gotta get out of here.
I can't get out of here.
Not like this.
Entertainment talk.
It's a little cut and prep for you back.
The county is over.
Please.
Move and stay there.
Move there.
Oh
Don't leave me here! Don't leave me here!
Oh god, we're dead! We're fucking dead!
guy is a blood splatter.
of
death
of
death
Where was he?
Where was he?
Where was he?
Is that the end of the hall?
Oh man.
Oh dude.
Oh, dude. I gotta see where he was.
There's just me lobbing flash grenades, dude.
I'm trying to get shot!
What splatter was actually a guy? No fucking way.
Wait a minute.
Where's the camera?
the fire detector.
It was like a high dude.
No way. Was he always like right there or was he like toward the center more?
He saw him only move once. Dude, I did not see him move a single fucking time.
He goes fucked up as well. My plan was to go up here and close this door. If we shoot
anyone in this room does a blow up that's what I want to because eventually I
would have seen this guy and he would have made it impossible for me to close
those
dude and the fact that we never flashed this guy I think we flashed him one time
The triple yell, yeah.
You heard him?
I thought I had heard someone and that I end up killing him.
Bro.
I wish I could see like, first person POV.
Maybe we can.
Fairly, be-nony, be-n-yow.
Ha ha ha.
What the hell?
Scooby-dee, Scooby-dee, Scooby-dee!