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Oh, excuse me. I got a fucking oil ash in my oil, bruv. Greetings. Hello? Hello, hello?
Hmm. Feels good to be free. No longer having to kill terrorists.
The world. My oyster. But I fucking hate oysters.
I'm casting this on an open frequency, I was looking at what's going at the...
Did I get the achievement? Yep.
How's your kid, good.
I finally got him to play some survival minecraft.
Did he kill you?
of course
i gotta turn down again
let's see the kagora bachi trailer
Nay.
Was it Poggers?
Hello Vlad.
Kugurabachi like in wow.
Kugurabachi.
Split screen.
Greetings, everyone.
Greetings.
Greetings.
to become a hat guy? Is there anything more cocked than being a hat guy? Like I get it,
bro. You're a coward.
I've been oppressed for my hairline for many years.
Many years.
And to protest,
you know how women wouldn't wear bras
during feminism one or two?
I'm not wearing a hat during bald one.
I'm not shaving my head during bald one.
That this is my, this is my protest.
Then by buggers of it, people like to see nipples and want to like to see this.
what the artfully curated slopes of my remaining hairline.
You simply have no taste.
When did feminism to drop?
one was a guy. What was it called? Suffer. Yes, suffer. Yes.
That is him too was like 60s or some ship.
Yeah. Oh,
third wave clears. Congrats on the win big M. Thank you. Thank
you. All skill by the way.
early
you've only got 4 in 30 minutes
oh i think i'd rather eat a bullets
no condiments
straight up salad bowl
fork
knife
762 rap.
I forgot to add everyone.
Oops.
I knew that message was weird.
I got.
The warning that says you're adding all of these people didn't pop up I was like, hmm, weird, weird steamer controller releasing at $100. Who cares?
Why should I own one? Sell me.
What's the purpose?
Gaben?
It vibrates your day.
Oh, the robot ribbliest or something.
Oh.
You know what? I hate you, Mark. I'll see you in a week.
Let me see the steam controller on steam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Magnetic thumb sticks.
What the fuck is that?
I
Know wasn't wasn't the last in control more expensive than this
Me
Me no
Well, surely this one's better than right fellows
It's got magnetic thumb sticks.
Free markup, dude, I'm so sick of reading markups.
You guys have no fucking idea, dude.
Every minute or two minutes looking over and seeing actual nonsense, dude,
and then like thinking that maybe it begins as a person's message
only for it to be a robot spinning out random words.
I'm going to ban them.
I'm going to be honest.
I do not like Markov. I hate Markov.
as if normal chatters make any more sense I mean normally
enough
Enough
You know kind of arrogant for the scatman John to make a song about himself, but
He is the scat man
Be bop-bop-bop
Scatman, John first song.
The song of scatland.
you
It's shut up in scat please
You
You don't make this song better every star is scatting
You
Is you
you
I just, I'm way from the scab, I don't wanna be lost.
Take me away, take me away, take me away.
way
This is Bill Clinton, by the way, on the sax.
you
you
I
Come there like
So much allure and the scatman Jon world, dude. I don't know
He's her like a jesus like figure in the scatland scene. You know, I mean the scat scene
He's looking this is his Bible, dude
you
and
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Although he's scatting right now with his fingers on the piano.
You see scatting isn't isn't just making silly little words with your mouth, it's a way
of life.
It's a way, it's a way that you move your lens.
It's the way you treat other human beings.
Sweet.
I'm big one more again.
you
the sex don't hear more about the only you're more about the garden of Eden
aka scatland
You
Ever enough
Do I guess like verse 7?
Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome.
Can I provide some context to what you're seeing on screen right now?
Years ago,
a chatter named DTK
made a game to the specifications of German 9A5. German 9A5 was undoubtedly joking.
Regardless, the game was made. I am told, two specifications.
The game is slow, painful, you have a hidden hunger and thirst meter, the mixer character
walk at 0.01 mph. That's, I don't know if it's true or not, it seems randomized between
like a, it's like a range of minutes, like six to nine minutes. Boom. Character's hungry.
Gotta limp out of the mansion. Okay. You're going into a mansion. You're holding a
candle you can sprint but the candle gets blown out if you sprint for too long
you can sprint for five seconds total at any point at any point if you sprint
and then stop that is counting toward the total amount of time you are able
to sprint. And if you sprint too much, the candle goes out and you cannot win. If you
encounter the blob-like creature on the first floor with the candle snuffer, the thing that
they put over the top of candles, and he puts out your candle, you lose.
On the first floor, but it's more than that.
It's more than that, because you go into this mansion to find three combinations to
to unlock a tomb in order to bury the guy whose soul is bound to the candle, okay?
Sure.
However, you start in a carnival, and the carnival is misleading because there is a prize tent,
and in the prize tent, you can get things that seem useful.
But as I ruminated on the hours that I've already played of this game, I realized
Those prizes saved for the candy, which is extremely cheap and you can afford right away, literally as far as I'm aware, do not help you.
They do not help you.
And I actually hurt myself getting tickets from the carnival playing the carnival games to unlock them.
And when I say I'm exaggerating, I got a little risk ramp, you know what I mean, but...
So there's this whole elaborate price system that it hides the prizes from you too.
like it'll show a couple order anyway.
In order to play the Carmel games, you have to get money from dressers inside of
or from from end tables inside of the mansion across the street.
Every time you go into the mansion, it generates a layout.
Every time you leave the mansion, it resets and chooses a different layout.
You know what, that's not bad. It is. Because you cannot see.
You cannot see in front of you. There's on a map. I don't expect a map. I don't expect a map. Let's be clear.
Let's be clear.
But the insanity is that you have a limited amount of time
To go in yet the candle is gonna burn out if the candle burns out then the guy's soul
Who's in the candle is snuffed out forever?
Wrong your actual timer is the six to nine minute range
In which your character randomly gets hungry or thirsty and it slows down to a literal fucking crawl
Okay, which becomes a problem, especially if you're on floor one because the monster that can instantly snuff your candle out will always find you it seems
Just bring food you can't
You have to leave to go eat to speed up again, which means that the layout of the fucking mansion resets
It resets
I guess here's the here's the kicker. Okay
Here's the kicker. You're looking for three sheets of paper
Okay, as far as I'm aware there's only two floors you can find them
But they're kind of you know is really hard to navigate them
You have to find all three of them
per entry into the mansion. You have to find all of them.
Because we found part of the code last stream and then tried to brute force
because it's a three-digit code because it's it's brute forcible, right?
You cannot input the code unless you have found the papers.
What do you mean good?
All right, now you have some context, buddy.
You need the carnival items.
I don't believe you.
Now part of me while I injure my wrist real quick.
Trust me, bro.
No.
Looks like I will.
My thanks, good sir.
I am Count Gerald Robinson.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Now, I understand that my present form may be eerily shocking to you,
And who were they, Saviaka?
My state's staff grew in jealousy and conspiracy. Influenced by my cunning steward, they plotted against me in secret.
One night, they dragged me from my chambers and down into the bowels of the matter.
Within the wine cellar, obscured by my rack of prized vintage, they dug me a clent of stymical games.
I was killed, murdered, sacrificed, abdicated.
In a cabalistic ritual, my body was laid to rest, of my soul, filled with a melancholic
rage, refused to fade into the beyond.
Please, stranger, I beg of you, enter the manor and correct me a proper burial.
Take me on your expedition and, upon fulfilling my request, my fortune will be yours.
But please, take care in my deliverance.
This flame holds the essence of my soul.
If the flame is lost, so shall I be.
Wandering the halls of the manner and aimless, mindless perpetuity.
You may kiss it, but be careful.
You have my thanks, it again.
You hear for yourself or your kid?
Well let me know if you need anything.
I'm going in.
Didn't get item 7.
You gotta buy him in order, buddy.
You gotta get items one through six first.
They're not ones
Blasted schemeers probably scattered parts all over the place. I beat you the best of luck
Fucking asshole
Little big
Mm-hmm upstairs
Can we get this in one entry now I'm already slow again, that's cool
I'm not a loser
Although, I think I did just go in a circle, which is kind of a loser behavior, actually.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne.
Thunder.LAV.
Why did I agree to this?
I'm a freaking light ghost.
I hate ghosts.
I don't remember which way I came from.
Duh-duh.
I got a bad feeling about this.
There's something a little weird about this mansion.
I don't know what the... piano playing means...
Let's go upstairs.
We actually might have to leave.
It means you'll pitch.
Okay, kind of uncalled for.
I don't call you a bitch.
I call you a bitch, because I'm not allowed to swear.
Why am I even searching?
I'm hungry, are you?
Well, unfortunately, I believe my food stock has long gone sour.
If I'm not mistaken, I believe the carnival vendors have some rub for sale.
Try not to let your stomach slay down for too long.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I don't remember how to get out, to be honest.
The one that's accessed by giving the game your SSN.
I will tell you if you see something nice about Chad.
It's cool that you guys are humans.
I like that you guys are human.
That's cool.
I'm gonna turn my game up a little bit.
Stop assuming my race.
Dude, how am I lost?
I may sense his garbo, no dude.
I know that draining feeling of thirst all too well.
It's been many years since I last quenched my own with a refreshing glass of water.
I imagine the plumbing in my home has clogged up over the years.
But you may feel free to visit my garden for a small piece of freshly accumulated rainwater.
Thank you.
Yeah, I think we got a bad seed, guys.
Yeah, maybe I should draw him down.
Oh.
RWDA?
Well I'm gonna restart.
Is that force in reference?
No one knows that happens to me.
Let's see it.
The hood is not fucked with fortune anymore.
We're all Tyson Abnews now.
Still playing Minecraft, huh, little man?
Holy shit, no way!
Alright, here's some tickets.
Is that a kids game?
For children?
Kind of weird, I'm being honest.
It's a little over.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
We gotta go and get some money.
My sink's good, sir.
money money get the flashlights
yeah I gotta get some money
Watch out Luke, the place I beat you to the best of luck.
Dude, there's no fucking way you can win a watch.
This guy's actually making me by the way.
Although I've had an epiphany.
Two times now.
We found a code.
in the piano room. So what if it's always in... oh my god Wade. Hold up. I cannot, I
cannot remember where we found it. Like the first page we found was a six and I
I can't remember what floor it was on.
Regardless, we gotta leave.
I mean, we found this one pretty quick, though. Maybe we go upstairs.
Maybe we send it, dude.
A single player of my summer car, a stressor shooter, came out while you were doing your
or not. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Shut up, dude. I can't read. Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah. I'm low-key illiterate.
Hold on, if we wait long enough for running, I wonder if our candle will be okay.
Yeah, the noise goes back.
I've been playing wrong this whole time.
Goin' up.
Big style.
Wait, here's- oh well.
I bet next to oyster.
I don't know why.
Do you fucking mind?
you fucking mind
Don't you?
Dodge? Where did it run?
Look at my head!
Let's go back out.
Aw, fuck, we can't, though.
Yeah, we can.
Wait, this isn't that.
Stop that a new bro.
This is now.
Stop it, Ignebro.
I believe the carnival fenders have some grub for sale.
Try not to let your stomach slow you down for too long.
I gotta go, man. Please don't kill me.
I can hear my heartbeat.
I don't know what this is doing.
All right, you go one more try, bro.
I'm trying one more time.
One more time.
Mr. Reed, they should sell it.
Is that off speedrun splits?
Not a bad idea.
The hard...
Oh yeah, the game closes by the way if you die.
Then either should sell it.
So we know for sure the first code is in the piano room on the first floor every time.
I wish I remember where I found the other one.
What face? You couldn't even beat my house score even if you tried!
Alright hotjot, let's see it!
I did it!
Where's the flashlight piece of shit?
I'm telling you a sad story, there was once a young boy who was not very well-liked, the
older his friends became, the more bitter his hatred escalated.
Every, every day, um, they were beaten up so badly,
he lost half of his face, his eyes were swollen shut,
and...
The punishment would just get worse.
One day the young woman stopped and took some bread.
He didn't listen to her. He didn't seem to care.
Then one day he walked right into her room.
She screamed and then ran out screaming.
Then, next one.
AHHHHH!
Average juicer?
No man, juicer like 30.
Ah, my thanks, good sir.
I am...
I am candleman adventure forth must further I must explain this to you before you can
enter the crypt which holds my rotting corpse must first search for the lock combination
my servants used to seal me away I imagine you won't be able to find the whole thing
You know, it's possible that I, the first time I found a code, it's possible the codes do
persist between entries, but I swear to God I found two different pages on one run and
One of them was not showing.
Eeeh, eeeh, eeeh!
Where's the peony room?
I said peony!
At moon moon stop rushing
That's funny.
You're not the peony room.
Also that cheddar who said that thing about the flashlight was lying, as I predicted.
I can't get rused again.
I have arrived.
Um, guys?
We bit of bad news, it seems.
We bit of bad news.
Jamie, thanks for a minute.
Uh, computer, tell me why the paper is not in the room I've found it in every time.
I'm spilling my wax ever there.
Well, we gotta walk out.
Frank, thanks for a minute.
If rats were humans, what kind of noise would they make with their mouth?
Can't say talking, by the way.
I come in at one Scatman John song he established lore for them speaking their own language
called Scatish.
In Scatland.
This is not unlike a leprechaun.
Why?
What does that mean?
I'm the scat man.
I bought food, wear your kind of candy.
Howdy there, chief.
Oba-doba!
Oba-doba!
You are leaving for yourself for your kid.
Well
I don't know. I don't know. I was always smiling. So he's hiding somewhere
What is he hiding?
what the fuck dude it's talking to me
What did bro just say?
He said ignore all of the game's mechanics and try brute forcing it for the next 2 hours.
boy thanks for sub it hmm something is a mess so I'm trying to figure it out
the floor plan of the matter has changed the walls have shifted
puzzling hmm it feels like the banners always on the left and the bathroom is
always on the right. There are dimensional anchors, dude. Tell me about the color of
your soul. Who's up up? Scat man, bat man, brown and black and white man. Tell me about
the color of your soul.
Bop-o-peep-o-bop-a-dop-a-bop-a-bop-a-peep-o-peep.
AH!
Bop-o-peep-o-bop-a-dop-a-bop-a-peep.
Calling out to scant'n'ans world.
I always like how he drops his voice to you.
Wow.
Did you just play that song?
No.
I'm thinking about it, which is arguably as powerful as listening to it again.
Why did Scatman John paint himself as a Jesus figure?
Why?
Why was your music about like literally trying to start a cult?
Are you a human being or are you a human doing?
Join my commune in the middle of Utah.
It's called Scatland's World.
Work for free every labor and I'm gonna marry multiple women.
I'm the Scatman.
Tax exemption.
I mean, I probably could be convinced to join a Scatman cult, for sure, but only if
the people who hold the religious service have to go and learn how to scat and like
when they give like their sermon or whatever, they have to like scat it, dude that would
He's so fucking cool.
Holy shit, dude.
Close the door?
How am I hung-
I believe my food stock has long gone sour.
If I'm not mistaken, I believe the carnival vendors has a new grub for sale.
Try not to let your stomach slow you down for too long.
Okay, Chad, quickly.
Did we ever find a coat in the basement?
Does anyone know?
Yes.
We might be able to get the dub.
It's true because the reason it says a scum is because scat equals poop.
No scat is what you do with your mouth when you're improvising, verbally, okay?
That's literally nothing to do with poop.
In fact, they're making about poop is actually like for like projection
What is she holding I think they're maces
Oh dusk
Scat is sentin' this shit from wild animals, but yeah.
No, we got a hunter in chat.
What's your name, Tanner?
Is it Brewer by chance?
Maybe Cobbler?
Oh, it's Hunter!
Oh, it's you.
Or my personal favorite, Carpenter.
Mason?
Dude, why are these motherfuckers being named in their kids after jobs?
Why?
Why?
It doesn't make sense
Do you think it's like like back in the day they had so many kids they were like all right this one Mason
He's gonna make buildings
It's been many years since I last quits my own with a refreshing glass of water
I imagine the plumbing in my home has clogged up over the years.
But you may feel shut out.
Because this is my garden for a small basin of freshly accumulated rainwater.
No way!
Oh!
why you man
I didn't even hear that motherfucker
It's stupid as LEGO, kid.
Bitch.
Shut up.
And then we leave again to cancel the next dialogue?
wait what am I doing oh yeah I know them
did you hear that noise how it was like sharper but the question is when can I
run again seems like within five seconds I can run again
Oh there she is.
Skips.
Now that's tech dude holy moly.
Bobblebee, Bobba, Bobba, Bobba, Bobba, Bobba, Bobba, Bobba, Bobba, Bobba
Something is amiss
You seem that the floor plan of the manor has changed
Wait
Walls have shifted
Huzzling
Alright, I'm not trying to flex
Okay, but I'm...
Ah, yes, Jesse.
Ignore all of the carnival-prize mechanics.
And just brute force the goons to another dimension.
That's what he said.
I don't think the layouts are random.
I think, uh...
No, they have to be random.
They have to be.
Oh, yes.
Please. Please. Call me by my Scottish name.
Puppety!
Oh
No, not Bobby the body
What's my scat sona style so obviously we know about scatlands it is a land not so
far from you and me um I would say my scat my scatland at OC is like kind of
He's wearing like a trilby and he's got like a full mustache as is the style in
Skyland. He smokes cigars. His weakness is that he cares too much. He's got too
much empathy especially for small animals. And he plays jazz music.
Oh my god.
Minus one, there's no weaknesses in scatland.
Must be nice.
Tell me about the color of your soul, chatter.
Pulls out scat Reagan.
Issued to the scat police.
to uh to deal with wrong thing?
What's that chatter?
You think you're perfect?
More perfect than him?
Points to picture of Scatman, John on the wall.
Every time you touch it, it doesn't differ like three second excerpts of scat-
scatting that he's done. Sometimes you might get...
BUMBIN' EAP!
Bop! Bop-o-peep-o-bum-a-dup!
Not a-
Ah! Hungry are you?
Well, unfortunately I believe my food stock has long gone sour.
For not mistaken, I believe the convo fenders have seen grab for sale.
What is happening?
There's like seven guys!
Tell me about the color of your soul.
Me sitting down for the Friday afternoon service at Scatman Temple, dude.
And Pastor Jeff gets up on the stage.
Welcome in, welcome in.
Please have a seat.
Today I want to talk about clasp inequality.
I should write books.
I should make video game do you guys play an RPG maker game about a scat mix
in a scat land?
Please say yes.
No?
Okay.
Alright.
There's another floor?
Over here.
Over here.
I've never actually been up here.
Dude, there probably already is an RPG maker game about a scatman, John.
So fucked up.
Oh
Right a horse sorry it wasn't our new slash no sleep. Oh, what?
There was no number on the...
Gotta find the other half.
the other half?
let's talk about racism
dude the scat RPG that's what we're
going to call it.
it's about it's about a guy who died
and went to scat land okay because it
basically have as described he's in he's in the scat furlough scat dirt light
do you regret and he discovers that the church of scat is as deep rooted
corruption dude it's a story about redeeming the church of scat light dude
holy fuck dude and making friends along the way with scat man black man
brown and white man tell me about the color of your soul maybe like a talking
animal as well I don't know what kind of animal yet really a cat like a cool
Trill be wearing cat smoke cigars and has like a mustache
Scat cat dude
I found it
Bro, I'm so bad
Help me I can't run
I
know.
I
know that training feeling of this.
I think I'm a vulnerable one, 7.
It's been many years since I last was a
professional boss of water.
I imagine the plumbing in my home has clogged up for years.
Go away!
I'm going to get rid of this big body for a small basin of freshly accumulated rainwater.
Keep talking.
Ah!
How do you get away from that guy?
If you're slow.
You need the hearty soup?
Dude, there's gotta be a way.
But you literally just rushed to the top.
scat rpg i can already see the splash on the background do we launch it because
it's an rpg maker game dude
holy fuck
it's just with a scat man cover
oh man dude i would i would actually
Oh, not making that game.
What kind of battle system, though? That's kind of like the uh...
That's the hard part, isn't it?
So, I think it's good, sir.
I am...
Rhythm game? Oh my god!
Wait.
You are invention forth must flight rhythm.
Must explain this to you.
Before you can enter the crypt which holds my rotting corpse, you must first search for the lock combination my servants use to seal me away.
I imagine you won't be able to find the whole thing at once.
The blasted scheme has probably scattered its parts all over the place.
I beat you the best of luck.
We're gonna go to the top.
Dude, what if... it's like...
Do you guys remember Everhood, dude?
It's like that.
I gotta find the stairs.
Like, I don't even think we should have stopped in the first place.
Finally.
And of course we're gonna have like a character in the game who's like an atheist.
Like he doesn't believe in Scatman and John dude.
Going up.
But then like he finds like purpose through the vague philosophy of Scatman and John.
Or he dies. He sacrifices himself dude.
like he's about to throw himself on a bomb or some shit and he says it's time to be a human doing
Holy shit
It's
I'm actually holding that by the way.
Why did I get a multi-port?
forward to your next game release. I need to find the fucking stairs, man! Tell me about
That color of your soul.
Like these roo- Wait, maybe this is the same.
What if the top floor is the same?
And what if it has to be the same because the monster chases you like a... a bee?
Nah, that's the dead end. It wasn't the dead end before.
I
Yeah, dude.
We got him in the Scatman's world.
Holy shit, that was cool.
Who's like the main antagonist of ScatterPG?
I-I can't do it.
I'll try one more time. I think...
To do it the way that I'm trying to do it you literally have to get up there as fast
you can you have to pick up that page second and then you have to sprint back down a floor
Not proof forcing it, man.
Bop-o-peep.
Bop-o-peep.
Bop-o-peep.
Your speedrun routing not proof forcing it.
Yeah.
In the channel.
And what's wrong with that, dude?
Why don't you stick to the ceiling?
I wish we could get some keem.
Ah, bo-peep-o-bub-a-dup!
There you go.
My thanks, good sir.
So I have to scat-lay?
Before you venture forth, much further, I must explain.
Shut up. I want to explain shit.
Something is amiss.
Let's go straight, let's go straight.
The floor plan of the man rest changed.
The walls have shifted.
Arzulene.
Dude, go away man.
You fat bozo.
You like that sick 1920s burn I just did by the way?
Hey you bozo!
You got loops?
Watch where you're stepping.
I'm hungry, are you?
Well, fortunately I believe a single mother or a minority would be good.
I should see Mike's number five right now.
That is mostly elderly people.
Like boomers.
I think I'm getting the hang of the layout.
Like there's like general landmarks.
I got a good feeling about this room.
I'm a loser.
She sure detected!
Can you fuck off, man, please?
Wait, she didn't aggro with she hit me.
Sorry, I don't mean to assume this thing is gender.
It's an eldritch hole.
Hmm.
As soon as we get hungry, it's over.
Where the fuck am I, bro?
Literally where?
Now Queen.
It's already, yeah, I think so.
I gotta find this right here.
These were the next staircase.
Calling out to Scatman's world.
You wanna break free?
You better listen to me.
Can we get there?
First we're going right, cause right is right.
Okay.
and is some grub for sale try not to let your stomach slow you down for too long shut up
don't worry buddy i'm gonna free you
I can't until they're settled.
Don't worry champ, it's a dead end.
Listen to me.
How come these spiderwebs don't burn when I walk through them with my candle?
Riddle me that.
Why does there come all over the floor?
It's not come, it's candle wax.
It's obviously candle wax.
The game is literally called the candle.
You can see it.
I'm holding it.
You can see it dripping.
Great wise you've come under 14. Grow the F up. Grow the F up, dude.
Crawling out to Scatlands World.
I can't hear him.
I think I'm... I don't think I can get away from this guy.
Yeah, I think I'm ready to give up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I'm ready.
I think I'm ready.
Mooring high heels, nubba.
My character is the most out of shape, fat, piece of shit, known to man.
If he doesn't eat a fucking busy caramel food every nine minutes, he moves the sales
pace, so...
Found it.
Found it.
We will we will try to get away.
I want to see you survive five minutes of carnival food. Okay, start the timer.
One, two, three.
Like, the amount of patience that someone has to have to beat this game.
It is one step per second, the chatter is right.
God, I got this...
How do I avoid this guy?
My god, I'm first of all facing a freshly accumulated rainwater.
Outwalk him.
I can't.
I can't don't buy DZ games at everyone
He's water flying and flowing econ Hy Ker is going to swim certainly a fast
eling.
Fantastic.
Fantastic was, Yeah, it is flush.
You know what he knew that?
That was gonna happen.
I think he knew that I think it you though.
I think he knew that I think, you know, I think.
Give it a score.
I'm trying so hard to formulate this in a nice way.
I hated it.
I hated it.
was supposed to be hated. That's the purpose. That was the purpose. The purpose is to annoy you
because the idea is from a psycho who rambled for 15 minutes about completely nonsensical like stuff.
Okay. And then it was compiled into a video game. So it was supposed to be that.
So, it does that very well.
But at the end of the day, I mean, it's a Slender Man game, you know what I mean?
Collect my pages, I said be free.
I
I
Wait a second
Read his message.
I mean, it might be interesting.
The game I wanted to play is not on the computer, and I thought it was.
a brief divorce
a year me a man and me a man me a man me a man me a man me a man me a man me a man
the
the
the
Hmm actual Oregon. Yeah, we can keep this looks good. I
Don't want to say the name of the game
New FMV slot game, but stringer flavored this time
Oh, no, I don't know that one does not look good by the way
Honestly
This year especially I've learned the like most of the time
What you guys think would be good is actually the opposite
right and
When I when someone suggested content king
You know, I was one of the first streamers to play it if not the first streamer to play it on stream, right?
Someone linked it in chat
and
I booted it up dude the page the page of the page the twitch other oh fuck this gonna suck dude
Oh poopy garbage poopy poopy poopy poopy
And it was awesome
of the
I don't have my, uh, my switch.
Beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep.
I
Guys what's the name of this song
What the fuck is this puzzle game you keep linking
You said you would play I am Jesus Christ. Yeah, not today though. Not today. I got some games. I got some games.
You said you would play Fenboy Apocalypse.
No, I did not.
You're instantly making a political dude.
I'll be right back. I'm gonna get some coffee while it's downloads.
Beerby!
Passes the guards the ox.
Yes, below.
You
you
you
you
you
you
You
you
Oh, fellas.
We're back in Majula.
It's like a thread, dude. It's unheard of.
That's been mean to the mods.
Do guys stop
You guys ready
Okay, seizure warning.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Attention, if you are watching this, you may be stuck in a loop.
If your house feels unfamiliar, you may be stuck in a loop.
If all ceiling lights and windows are gone, you may be stuck in a loop.
If any of these apply, please listen carefully to the following information.
It seems your only means of communication with the outside world is through your video
camera.
We can view your recordings just as you can view this broadcast.
Each time you enter a new loop, there are small changes in your house.
Do not overlook any anomalies and make sure to capture them on camera.
Each one is linked to a room and you need to slowly stand within it to capture the
anomaly.
Do not interact with anything.
hmm d.f.l. what the fuck is d.f.l.
Mm.
D.F.A.O.
What the fuck is D.F.A.O.
And Bob off for my vomit boys in chat
They'd be like red red. Why does it need to know my microphone? I don't like that
extra film grain no fish eye no I don't like that
that.
Sync 2 line of loop will drain your sanity and the number required on this increased creature spawn will frequently.
Each day if you introduce new features and challenges, difficulty options amplify them, unlocking a new day acts as a checkpoint.
full story completes the end of day three.
No. Just close.
So next time, you can just watch this video instead.
Who?
Rose?
What just happened?
Dad?
No!
No.
Oh no.
Find his pages.
Steve, thanks for a million years.
Okay, brief look around the house, something seems off, all windows and ceiling lights are gone,
there's a deep out loop, and it does not contain any anomalies.
Any change to the environment and later loops consider them anomaly.
Tell me about the color of your soul.
Do my sensitivity is so high?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Much better.
stop hearing Scatman's world.
Puppo people, Puppa da Puppa, Puppa Puppa buddy.
Calling out to Scatman's world.
leave all the banked in locked doors, these rooms will become accessible in later days.
You know, I gotta be honest, I've got no short term memory, what's the talking bass, dude?
These games are especially hard for me, for that reason.
Long cat.
Weed brain.
Do you guys remember my Summit 1G Asmengold bit?
Do you guys remember that bit that I did?
I call them bits by the way, no.
No?
Do it again?
21G Asmigold Hybrid.
You really like smoking weed?
But also he calls ice on people at the grocery store.
completed. Omega Lowell. Turn off the immersive flashlight and head bob in the
general options tab. Ooh the 90s. Honestly underrepresented John tie a time
carry for video games? No. Eggs, milk, butter, cheese, bread, ice cream, coffee, apples, breakfast,
cereal. What'd you think's result? Name three games that are said in the 90s. I dare you,
you can't
Spyro
okay you can't name games that were made in the 90s
RE2
I will accept, I will accept St. Andreas
Max Payne
alright
well done
Chatterfuck you, the... bitch.
Right-click to zoom in on an anomaly.
Left-click to capture.
Then press E and select the correct anomaly type.
Objects.
You have locked in your selection all anomalies will remain until you exit the loop.
The Anom counter shows the amount of capture anomalies.
You must capture six total anomalies to escape day one.
You know I watched uh, I watched, uh they made an exit 8 movie, did you guys see that?
the one where you're in the subway.
How was it? It was okay, man.
It wasn't that good, I'm not.
It was cool though.
It's not like good because it's bad quality.
It's like it's trying to be good.
Look around the house for your batteries,
There's any of these jackass anomalies.
My height for the backroom's movie, uh, DOI, I'm trying to get to room 543.
relaxing reflection pool room back room
Oh
Calling out to scat man's world
world
and you want to print so catchy dude
did I know what I'm looking for
Wait, what?
These look like they should be windows.
Oh well, let's keep going.
Missing any or incorrectly selecting only or say you're a nom counter
Encounter.
Erm, guys?
Okay, here.
Oh!
What?
Run away from his path.
Ring a ding, baby.
The follow reference, by the way, because he has a lever or not.
Run.
that's her to hurt some footsteps
does this guy camera make people sick in chat by the way
What?
Dude, they're playing poker.
Oh, this is different, man.
Extra objects, I think.
If you wanna bake free, then you better listen to me.
And then there's me, calling out to scaredy.
Okay, we're good. You think he's coming back?
Calling out to Scatman's world, if you wanna break free, you better listen to me.
I mean the time period is kind of appropriate. That song could have been out for this character, by the way.
That could be the song that she's thinking of to maintain her L-sanity.
Was it 95? I don't know. Scamman died in 1999.
He had Giga lung cancer.
I'm here. I'm here. He dressed in motherfucker.
We really should have looked closer at the...
Back in the day we used to play Where's Walden.
investigating video and audio devices found in other victims' homes, uncovering tapes
from seven more missing individuals. In the recordings, the victims appear trapped inside
their own homes. Missing windows, distorted pictures, and disturbing anomalies are a
common theme across all the recordings. Authorities have now released a statement
urging the police to arrest the victim.
You're in this message me experiencing post-administration side effects associated with left anti-depressant medication.
How do you know that? You don't know me, TV.
What?
Office object.
You think he's gonna be back, guys?
Calling out to scat man's world
Hey, you guys gotta let me know if you see anything by the way
Why capture to not captured one I never played one and it's not new
Skip the bathroom?
Guys, how crazy would be if there was just like a big old poop in the toilet one time,
one loop?
That would be nuts, though.
So crazy.
Oh, dude, it's the millennial floor mat.
It's the millennial floor mat, dude.
And this is like a weird different one there's no fire station unless it was like
right over here also there's no police station wait that's the fire no that's
guess that's a mechanic shop little
discuss fact these were copaganda guys
you know
lots of shit is oh hey he's gonna go
upstairs? Oh. Deformed room. Well, what's the worst that could happen? Wait a second.
It's the fucking back room!
It's the fucking back room!
Emily.
Emily sweetheart, I...
I hope you can hear this.
Dad?
Please, check your tapes.
They're looking into them.
There were others as well.
Other kids, but most don't have tapes.
Other parents said to try calling our home number.
They said they were able to communicate through voicemail.
Got this, kiddo.
We miss you. We...
Your sister asks me every day.
They just don't know what to say.
We have to finish you, too.
I'll find a way back, dad.
Dude, it's the 90s, man.
How would she ever get that voicemail?
It should have been a fucking pager in the corner or some shit.
Come on, man.
These guys even make games.
A fax machine, dude.
Yeah, man.
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Calling out to sketchmans.
Ooh, wait, we're in the relaxing back room,
before we get to hang out in the pool.
Yippee!
We're in control here.
Oh, yeah, I'm moving side to side.
Oh my god.
My gamepad is vibrating.
Yay!
I don't want to burn it, I will though, I will.
he will have a lower chance to spawn during this run.
Dude you guys are talking so much shit about the back rooms dude but
you're like, ooh it's the back rooms.
You would not last a minute
and the motherfuckin' actors too.
I'm swimming fellas, hey you think we can drown ourselves?
If I was in the back rooms I would start jerking my shit, so the monsters would leave me alone.
What?
How do we get out of here?
Okay, that's not how what would happen though.
They would just kill you.
And then they'd probably eat your penis.
Well actually, they'd probably eat your penis first and then kill you.
So you know what it's like to have your penis eaten.
attempt to me with a good time. Alright, they wouldn't hit it, they would rip it off and
then like throw it at the wall, dude.
So I'm making this like a weird sex thing, dude. It's creepy backburn stuff.
I wonder if a place like this has ever existed.
It's like a hostile sterile.
These be hotels with indoor water parks.
It seems like such a license miscalculation, dude.
Mid 90s in a boardroom with your hotel execs.
Dude, we should do a fucking indoor water park.
What?
What the fuck are you talking about?
No one goes to hotels for fun.
They go there to sleep.
Why don't we have like a bed to like jerks them off or something.
Now he's dying.
Swear your sins ain't for something.
We can slide together.
And there ain't no kid from the 90s with those haircut beard, sorry bro.
This kid looks like he makes rage big TikTok content.
Like he yells the N word in the hood or some shit.
Yeah
Do it bro, it's just a break throw
But this kid too, he's got to use up a Donald Trump to pay nice very stylish
filming a video with friends at his house were missing approximately the Michigan missing person
and Prime and House Unisoning Assistance.
As on Michigan.
422 E.M.
552 B.M.
422 B.M.
422 B.M.
422 B.M.
422 B.M.
422 being 422 being 422 being. How come this one's different?
They're all kind of born on the same day April, May, 20th? April 15th? I can't
take another anomaly. You guys want to do the slide again?
Oh
where an oxel eats your liver.
As for the episode, it's always Sony, where they go to the water park,
and Frank begins telling everyone that he has aids so he can
touch the front of lines.
There is someone out there who went on a slide like this that literally had a fucking senior
I've seen your position in the sky by the way.
Some chatter said, wow, what a bit.
Dude, shut up, man.
You shut the fuck up.
Why don't you do a bit?
Here we play Zoomed inies as a kid now.
I watched the box from 2021 so you mentioned the same, it's always sunny bit.
Okay, we don't call them beds again, it's a joke.
One, two, yeah.
I won't always remember that one because it's awesome.
Although I didn't really like the subplot where they got stuck in the slide,
Didn't like that one. Oh, it was kind of funny. Let's go.
Um, guys.
That guy has AIDS.
AIDS. Oh, it's funny. It's funny now.
because it's not like it like as bad an epidemic so it's like you joke about it now it's okay
can I even I don't think I I think I'm like trapped in an anomaly right now so I don't
I don't think I can film in the other ones.
Next exit.
Boom.
Now we back.
Okay, I'll pull up.
Wait what?
Yeah, you guys remember that fucking Duck Hunt game, dude?
That show is so fucking good.
Holy shit.
That was a VR game, right?
Duck season is what it's called.
I'm not talking about actual Duck Hunt.
I'm talking about the...
Oh my...
Oh my god.
The horror one, same dev. Is it the same dev? I don't know.
I don't think so.
This feels more like Unity Slop, and...
Like, this is good to Unity Slop, though.
And uh, whatever duck season was, uh
Not that I'm pretty sure was a VR game, I can't remember though
Can we also agree to stop saying slot by the way is like are we done with that? Can we do that?
It's only lost its meaning dude
mew mew mew you started it no i did not okay and you guys brought it in here like a like a
fucking cold or a flu and you sneezed all over me dude
bitch
yeah let's go back to giga dude this show is awesome
I'm about to giga check for some giga anomalies, dude.
That scared me.
blind what the fuck did I miss
like putting on an old jacket
yeah I might make a concerted effort to say gigabit
I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest it's time to bring it back
yeah I'm thinking I'm gigabit back
You start saying type shit more?
No.
Uh...
Extra objects.
I don't want to go in there.
Oh, that's nice.
You start from calling everything Kino?
I don't know what that means, though.
I like the name of like a director oh like you know dirtotan oh the zombie
zombies map yeah
that's like the intro jingle or whatever
it's the name of an old anime
Dude, I want you guys to think about a very specific thought, okay?
You got Black Ops.
And you play zombies for the first time.
No knowledge, dude.
Think about it, think about it, you never played zombies and I know World of War had the
first zombies, okay, all right, you could have left for dead.
It's not even comparable, dude. It's a different kind of game.
Blind. Oh, yeah, the lights.
All right, I was thinking about zombies.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
Wait, let me re-read the...
ceiling lights, lamps, or lights with unexplained sources.
Okay, I don't know if that's...
It would be this one, right?
Any electronic device or home appliance that appears to be working?
Alright, let's see if, let's see if electronic...
I love for that 2-so-fucking-good.
Is there a more complete game?
Don't think so, boys.
Oh, I do not think so.
Why?
It was lighting!
Recover half of your capture anomalies, but stay until long and a loop will drain your
sanity.
Oh, I don't want to make a deal with you, Satan.
hallway water
on
and i realize i was
i was going to call me to our word in chat
okay guess we're going to do lighting whenever light pictures involved even
though it does not technically meet the description of the choice but whatever dude
I'm not fucking pissed off about that yeah no battery big M you're cooked dude
we're fine we're gonna find some battery right now
dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude alright you're walking through the
woods late at night. No, not Shia LaBeouf. That was not Shia LaBeouf, Joe. I'm sorry.
That may have been slightly misleading. Are you scared?
Wait
Because you're on scared tag
Guys, how come they keep blowing that
The hallway really hates your jokes, man.
You know the old trope of like windows cracking when they would see like an ugly person?
Maybe these are like...
These are light fixtures that break when they hear a badge.
You mean mirrors?
What did I say?
Living room optic, I must work, fuck.
Yeah, I think we're good.
I can't I'm not finding any
Back to rye
By the pages
Okay, man, okay, very cool, man.
I think if I take another picture of an anomaly, I lose, because my battery's gonna die.
Uh, moved missing or extra objects.
Um, guys, anyone got any- anyone have 7 AAA batteries I can borrow?
Who-who here owned a game gear?
Any game gear heads in chat?
Mmm...
Hell nah!
Hey?
Still have it?
You owned a game sphere.
You know comma game sphere? No you didn't.
Those aren't real.
Bitch.
Fuck you pussy.
Yeah, I know, man.
Die doggy wuggy.
Yeah, that's not his name.
I wanted to restart so I could get more battery.
or what I had.
Um, I had like some Spider-Man game, and I'm pretty sure I had a Sonic game, and I might
have had a Mickey Mouse game.
Oh, I don't know.
The Spider-Man game sucked.
I know that. I know that.
Drawing out to Scatman's world.
And you wanna break free?
Then you better listen to me.
Vicky Mouse Castle Volusion is big.
I don't think that was the game, though.
I think it was a derp. It might have been that one, actually.
I saw a Donald Duck game that was hard as balls.
Game Gear just sucked. I think it was ass.
It was poopy.
There was like a very, very short period of time
where the best solution for mobile gaming
was to literally figure out how to get a TV, a portable TV.
Dude can you imagine man it's 1997 like in this game and then like you hop and like
your friends parents carded and they all those in the back of the seat TVs and there's
a fucking Super Nintendo hooked up to that bay.
the fuck you had that they did yeah no one had that they should have had that
that I mean if you were wiring their their vehicles they have like all these
elaborate like like lighting and like speaker systems or whatever they definitely
only could they could have swung a TV dude on job ever use a video now now
what is it get the gamecube with the screen nice like from Pimp My Ride dude
really shitty Pimp My Ride cars that had the like and we put a gamecube in
there and it was like it like you could only play it if you hit a button in the
truck
like who's pulling over to play some game
hey man you want to go on the driveway and play some smash no man no I'm good
I'm good you open your trunk it's like it's dusk the sun glare is so bad on the
TV they put in the back of that car that you literally cannot see what's
happening on the screen oh yeah this is fucking awesome
then they put a grill in the trunk for some reason a gorilla in the trunk is
are more useful believe it or not than a fucking GameCube dude and would probably
get used more than the GameCube
Love your terrier to stink like grease?
No it would stink like delicious meat.
Oh it's, dude.
Yes I like the smell of meat?
Yes I like the other yes or meat heads dude.
You're always like, oh yeah, medium rare, salt and pepper, dude.
Is that not your wet dream?
As I've heard it described at countless times.
Okay, dude.
Thank you.
I've been to a few lowrider conventions growing up and saw a few with the Game Trunks
setup.
Yeah, but like that's the only time you're gonna pull that shit out though is that it's like
Is that
Hmm...
Maybe...
Maybe this...
Fuck you.
It was a far joke.
Please work. I think we're good. Don't scare.
And if you want to break free, then you better listen.
We're going to hit the ground.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Oh
My chemical spirit
For us, at least for you, it's just a day of...
How do you know that?
It's just what the investigators told us.
They said that some of the tape's kids seem to forget things.
Like, that place is slowly wiping their memories.
But you got this.
You're, um, your sister and I are waiting for you to get back.
Don't forget that.
You remember my house, dot wad, dude?
Flashback!
This is the new default loop, and it does not contain any anomalies.
The new room has been unlocked.
The number of required anomalies has been increased
until I'm within a loop of drain or shape.
This is the zoomers rating the Scientology building.
I think that shit is funny, however, and yeah, I've been seeing this shit for like a month.
Like it's still legal, even if like they're Scientologists, you know what I mean, so...
I post online
shut up cop
good thing the legal code is the absolute arbiter of morality
i just don't think i don't like these
these idiots know who they're dealing with
by uh... historically one of the most frivolously litigious groups in like in
the history of america
and i get a little trespass in their building a person like you'd like
enjoy a bro
it's a good job
scary
Calling out to Scatman's world.
I need to study the room in order to...
We'll run into the room.
I mean, I know lots of things around the room,
but it's not necessarily relevant to what we're singing about right now.
Check out this broom.
You know how like kids these days are kind of like illiterate do you think they get offended
when they see Curse of Writing, like it's so mysterious and cryptic to them, but it makes
them angry like cavemen.
I'm creating in script for real
It becomes so uncontrollable that they start paying teachers more money to, like, detect
it and, like, actually teach to you.
What if AI makes teachers get paid more money?
Good one?
Thank you.
I'm not joking.
Who'd be paying that money? Dude! Be with my taxes. You're welcome, by the way.
When I start the day, when my kids want to play, when I spend time with them, I'll
definitely be in heaven.
Ask your doctor if he feels rightfully, or visit a weekly medical center today.
Say goodbye to your depression, and welcome to New York.
Hmm, I think that maybe this is a game about the unchecked proliferation of prescription
drugs.
I'm getting some I'm getting some not-so-subtle hints about
Drug
What do you guys think
no if you want a break then you listen to me
why is it blurry?
I think it's four or against my theory right now is that our character is in a
coma
As a result of using that drug
And the phone calls we're getting
Is actually our dad talking to us
And it's breaking oh god we're losing sanity right now, I just realized
Like we're hearing about because we're in a coma, you know
There's gonna be like a surefire way to bust out of a coma, by the way.
Like a foolproof way to be like, oh yeah, true.
I'm actually dreaming right now.
No, not death, guys.
That's not how they work, bro.
Yeah, but if you like, train yourself prior to having the coma.
Surely.
You can like, hulk up what it happens and be like, ah fuck yeah this is a coma for sure dude.
Kay?
Oh, see I did a gambit where I was like maybe I need to look away from him.
Use doors to block him.
People who could lose a dream said they were not able to lose a dream in a coma.
What's the definition of a lucid dream?
Controlling your dream.
aware that you're dreaming yeah I don't know if I can do that I think I was
able to do when I was a kid maybe
lights with unexplained sources count as a lighting anomaly early that's it
right hello I don't like that I mean we're gonna set maybe it's a portal dude
it's not oh my god I'm so dumb to open the doors in this game you don't you don't
just left click them you know like left click and then drag I'm becoming insane
What the hell was that?
Why is my camera fucking up?
Oh, cause my sanity.
this game helping you process your ready or not trauma you know it's funny after
beating that ready or not level I wanted to do it again see if I could do it
I think I could think I could
especially after uh figuring out we can manipulate
Uh...
Any ceiling lights, lamps, or lights that explain sources?
Listen, 0.15 success chance?
Like, I think I could do it, dude.
I'm being honest right now.
Now that I know I can lean in and shoot the people in that last room, it's like actually
kind of trivial.
The only truly fucked up and hard part of the level is getting up the stairs.
That's the hardest part of the level, IMO.
I thought it was the last room because I did not realize you could kind of like shave it down a little bit.
I wonder what a 100% speedrun of that level, I'm gonna say 100% I mean like you know like
every civ, every kill, every piece of evidence.
I wonder what that time is.
I bet someone is probably able to get it like low 50s, maybe even lower than that.
Is it 100% no lethals?
So you can, let's say get an S rank, right?
I mean, if it was me personally, like, I don't like using the non-lethal shit in that game
because it's kind of like not fun, right?
So, oh no.
Um, oh no.
If I were a Red Air Nutspeed Runner, I would like to run the category that, uh,
to use a gun that goes phew phew phew phew phew phew phew phew phew phew phew phew
There literally isn't one on speedrun.com We're ashamed. I feel like that's like such a good
speedrun actually. Like it's a little it's a little bit a little bit late epic random
to kind of like mix it up a little the monotony of it right which would frustrate the
average speedrunner because they wanted it to be the exact same over and over again because
their psychos but...
boom boom, meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh,
full category new america 100 percent, a-rank, boom, done.
You didn't even 100% it, yeah, I fucking missed one evidence.
I'm not trying to submit that as like a timer or what I'm saying, but like, dude, shut
the fuck up, bitch.
What's your bitch ass up dude, punk?
I'm getting pretty good at this fellas, you're going insane though.
I think we're probably going to get the uh, the rabbit, the yield rabbit.
You not call that MF-unk ain't no fucking way dog.
I'm trying to dismantle the... institutional vernacular?
So if I keep saying like, Unk and stuff like that,
like eventually it will be so uncool
that people will like come up with like slop
and Unk and shit like that, dude.
Blind bathroom.
What?
oh he helps you for grass but the deeper you go the less you remember good job
chatter we'll make a good team
Fire.
Rexiforus.
Hmm.
You see?
So fucking true, man.
So we just think medical coma?
Purgatory.
I mean, you could call coma a purgatory.
I mean, IML would a coma really be that bad?
I hear me out.
Missed one in the office.
They real?
Literally monkey bone the movie.
I've never seen that.
I'm losing my sanity.
Oh yeah, I think that chatter was fucking with me.
When I just be dead?
Because you don't know if you get to like have cool like epic dreams that you can control
when you're dead, dude, right?
Hmm, I'm gonna die, time to go, I bet I missed something, ah what was it, ah tool box fell
over?
the breaker was open I didn't notice that but like I was oh yeah the backroom
oh it's like the discovery zone oh hell yeah yeah
Oh, and you like punch these?
Boom!
Brick, yeah.
I say frick because I don't get to have any tang orange juice.
If I swear my mom hears it.
This has got too much sugar.
It makes me too hyperactive.
No Sunny D. I like the taste of Sunny D. I'm NGL.
What's happening?
It burns?
Yeah, that's the best part.
What even are the ingredients of Sunny D?
It's gotta be bad for you, right?
Yippee!
Oh shit, I'm thinking.
Things have been moving slowly over here.
I haven't heard from the investigators in a while.
They say it's on-going.
So I'm looking into this myself.
I spoke with some of the other parents, but we didn't get a piece together much, except, um, those leafy antihilars you were taking.
Other kids were prescribed them too. I... I don't know why I got one of those.
Maybe nothing, but I'll let you know. If I find anything, I'm not giving up on you.
Thanks dad.
Shoulda listen to Elrond bro.
Psychologist man, broads.
Wouldn't have walked out there with a lethy inhaler dude.
Elrond from L-O-T-R?
No, Elrond Hubbard from Scientology.
Who?
Low seat?
Oh, right.
He's not talking about random stuff through the playthrough, it's breaking my immersion.
Man, shit, yo biiiiip, punk.
Let's see an IRL stream.
I'm gonna run through a random private building.
He's ready.
Yeah, with my car, yeah, you get that scatman the world song out of my head I hate you
Okay hold on.
Okay this is the best part I got on this list.
So fucking funny
And I was dead so I can't even like I can't even like talk to him about it
You know, I mean that's kind of sad actually
I think if I ever like get the ability to speak with ghosts
I'm I think scatman John is like easily like number two on my list of like ghosts to speak to so we're gonna ask him like
Clarifying questions about like the nature of like the scat verse so that like I can fill in those
I can sit down. That's nice
You know, he did interviews while he was alive, right?
Yeah, but those interviews were probably like, oh, Scatman, John, I love, I love Scatland.
Or Scatman, Ski-Bop-A-D-B-B-Bub-Bub, you know what I mean?
Like, oh, Scatman, John, welcome to TRL.
We've been listening to a lot of scat man, skibidibidibibabidibab, but like, that's not
the stuff I want to know about.
I want to know about scat-ish and like, how many vowels there are in scat-ish.
Why do these specifically cite the speech of leprechauns as being similar to it?
You don't understand those are like those are the interview questions. I want to hear and I know that they don't exist because I know
No one asked them this question
I'm like I can do anything here
No one knows he made more than one song, so yeah.
We'll be.
Here we go.
I think I'm gonna download RPG Maker tonight.
Would you guys play my scat RPG about the scat verse?
It's been a while since we had to get like a Shreve and Jam guide, you know what I mean? That void needs to be filled
Excuse me
Not by you I feel like I could do it. I feel like I could do it. I
Think I could do it
Look outside was literally made by the shop in jam guide and devs. Okay. I forgot about look outside. Also. I did not know
They made that game. There's no fucking way
I mean I kind of explains why I liked it so much would be an honest
The composer was the same.
Yeah, but the most memorable song from Shepard Jim Guyden is literally...
Um...
The song that plays during the last boss fight.
We're just...
The Blue Thunder or whatever it's called.
You know what I'm talking about dude? We'll sing that song?
blue dragon yes is that what's called hang on
all right this is not it I think I have that is the boss leave though
well the fuck is it called
oh yeah eternity
of
the
I did not know that about look outside
sounds like it's gonna blow up guys
let's just walk away
we're playing the demo and turn off as
soon as that came on I don't know man
I feel like some of you guys are actually like so fucking stupid that like it's actually like offensive to me.
I don't know.
At least when it comes to video games, dude.
No offense, but like.
Like, how is your reaction hearing that come on and some fucking stupid ass.
RPG maker game or game maker game coming out of it.
How's your reaction to hearing that song be like, yeah, I'm going to alter up for this game.
Dude, seriously, dude, are you serious?
you're not you that guy's actually fucking with me I think
oh okay I got close door buddy big man oh god
I do not know if there was an only there but I've already got two so it's
cool nastics so nice to hearing dude hearing that song gets me pumped to
this day also the guy who composed for lookouts I got a lot fucking better in
like 20 years holy shit is it the only song I can like definitively remember
From Shuppin' Jam Guidin' is the boss thing.
I mean this is Deformed for sure.
This is like a sleeping bag.
There's like a bunch of extra stuff here.
What a good-ass game, dude, that's fucking... oh man.
You should play Look Outside again.
Yeah, I might, dude.
I might, actually.
I know it got updated.
But is it worth another play through, though?
You miss the best companion?
I got Dan. Okay. Who is the best companion? So I'm not quite sure what you mean by you
miss the best companion.
Was this door here always?
They added a giga hard mode. I mean, we one cycled the last boss with our build. So
it's probably for the best.
The old gun build.
Object slash lighting the campfire kind of is object slash lighting however there was
fucking sleeping bag next to it it was more than just that dude that's so
stupid also I don't even know what I missed they love you
we love a good fluorescent light dude
Hello?
That shit's always open, dude.
Who's playing Diablo 4 right now?
Steven knew about this expansion dude, do they have the real money option house back?
Please say yes.
Please say yes.
I said I got these for 7?
Steve the biscuit, thanks for 7.
I bought it, I admit.
No shame.
I'm not, I'm not game shaming anyone.
Okay, except for that guy who said that he does not like.
subjam guys
i'm playing before it is still bad
blizzard should give up and make a mobile game
from now on
make mobile game
They did. I know. I know.
Shut up chatter, I know it.
Found it.
Yippee!
Let's skedaddle.
Ooh!
This guy's an idiot.
What the fuck did I miss?
You play through Dragon Quest 11?
No, I've actually never played a Dragon Quest game.
I've played Dragon Quest adjacent games like Breath of Fire
and I specifically am saying Breath of Fire
because there's that one place in Breath of Fire where you can fight the metal slime
and get a million quadrillion levels like really early on
and that's a Dragon Quest trove so.
Yeah, that's about it though
That's about it though
Dude brother fire one I like that I like brother fire went a lot when I was a kid. Oh sweet. It was epic
It had a
Gobi I guess number
Remember Gobi? The Fishman?
Surely that's just object, right? Man, I don't fucking know.
try a vibe code for a month I bet you could make a better game than Quinn 69's ass
I mean that's why I would use rpg maker so I don't want to learn how to code
oh you're such a gun
gun
This is more chair on chair violence. Why is it like do you think this ties into the uh
The chair funeral we saw earlier
Because the same chair dude that's so fucking sad
Do you think that there are cavemen ghosts?
Yeah, for sure.
Please, oh thank god.
There'll be zoomer ghosts eventually.
Imagine like walking until I get abandoned building here.
Sheesh!
Hehehehe.
What was that?
Heesh.
Do you want to hop on Valoo?
Valoo.
Six, seven.
Hehehehe.
Hmm
Yeah, I don't actually don't believe in ghosts fellows that cringe champ was that based in a theist pilled I
Don't believe in the supernatural dude. Okay. I'm a science guy
The other science guys in the chat.
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Oh!
of
the
of
the
So you'd use a Ouija board IRL and think nothing of it.
Yeah.
You're kind of, you gotta be a piece of shit to like move the Ouija board piece and then
like lie about it.
Nice!
Fuck, what did we choose for this one?
Oh, I think we did lighting again now.
I feel like I got this one wrong.
Hmm, what do I magic APOL?
Two toilets!
What the hell?
Am I using battery every time I do that?
Oh no.
Oh god.
I couldn't remember which one was the real toilet dude.
I got two toilets.
Would you guys poop in a toilet where someone had to like sit across me and also poop at
the same time?
I don't think I would do that.
I think I'm holding it.
You hold eye contact?
Dude, you guys are...
You guys are...
I was talking, talking yourselves up, dude, like, oh yeah, I would hold eye contact and
jerk off at the same fucking time while pooping across from this other person, dude.
Yeah, right, dude.
You'd cry or wait outside and avoid eye contact.
I don't want to fucking hear it.
Please.
Yaw!
Thanks.
I've got one charge left.
Okay, left toilet was the anomaly, as we know already. Actually, I don't know why I said that out loud.
Is it possible that the most chat human being is actually in Twitch chat right now?
Wait.
This is different.
Got it! It's supposed to be the forest fire one.
We need some uh...
Back to Rye.
Hello?
Okay we're good.
Yeah I don't know what to do if we run out of batteries.
I'm gonna go find out.
Okay, I'm gonna go find out.
Hello? Okay, we're good. Yeah, I don't know what to do if we run out of batter.
I need like a good opening sequence for my Scatman John RPG Maker game.
I can do like an isekai fake out, or like, it seems like the main character gets isekai, but actually they're just dead. You know what I mean?
Full battery, what the hell?
It's literally already in here, man. Dude, shut up.
fuck you bitch I didn't even do anything
well I'll be playing crimson desert soon
I'll be playing crimson desert never I think I think I'm I think I'm I think
I think I'm Daijobu, actually, on, uh, Crimson Desert, forever.
I gotta pee.
Is there a guard listening?
Mayhaps?
Yes, Milo!
Take the ox.
I
Readings, players.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on here.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on here.
I feel like I've done worse than the average person would at this game.
Surely the average person would be close to done, dude.
Your worst of the average person at most games.
Alright, push your terrarium master mode hardcore clear.
Search even in chat.
Collect my pages and set me free.
I'm a female Jeff the killer.
I'm gonna kill you!
Even being a zenith, how about you?
Dude, yeah, of course you can be that. See, but that's the difference though.
I gotta deal with people trying to get me killed the whole time
by distracting me maliciously
you know what i mean
they're like to look up behind you and i'm like what are you talking about chat
chat chat chat what do you mean chat chat chat said i relive
chat
hmm
i don't know
Toilets.
Mmm, urinal.
Dude, they're... they're cherries.
I
Bitch
So, B?
Yay!
Yippee!
Yay!
Yay!
Yippee!
I don't remember that box.
Find my pages.
Okay, I'm not coming back. I've heard turn on. Hold on. I'm anomalying right now.
Collect my pages.
You guys see anything in there? I'm gonna need some help to complete this game, I think.
I ain't helping you. Okay? If you were in this situation, I would help you, dude, but whatever man...
This is like the easiest anomaly I'm out there. I think you're not wrong about that. However...
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I'm back, teleporting to the camera, I'm back, teleporting to the camera, I'm back,
Just woke up in a cold sweat thinking about the woke hope.
Dude, Catholic Church been being like,
ooh, our Pope's woke now for like the last 20 fucking years, you bruv.
Ooh, this one doesn't hate gay people, guys.
Isn't that fucking progressive, dude?
It doesn't hate the gays.
Wow.
They need to get a new bed, dude.
getting kind of old
let's get let's get an exorcist pope dude like the guy from uh the one we're
There's Mortis.
That game.
The Atari game.
Faith.
Aerith, thanks for selling it.
I'm gonna get a cool guy like that.
That guy was awesome.
Killed Ghost and shit.
We've been here. Let's go back here again. Let's see what happens.
Yeah, what was...
I feel like I missed something.
Yeah, when's Black Pope, dude?
They actually need a new bed. It's so boring.
Dude, Cali Church is so fucking boring, dude.
Yeah, the bloke double. Oh yeah, I'll say like you're something.
Whatever do an IRL ghost hunt? No. I don't think I don't believe in lay epic
ghosts dude. This just ain't me.
I'm pretty sure we heard this one.
Move it in ironically and then make him a believer.
I think it's cool to like, I think there's cool haunted locations, but I don't know.
I guess remember, we were talking about this frequently, but that one show on MTV Fear,
I'm talking about
Like some of those low cows is different no song
No, not fear factor man
What do you think's on the grill?
It's batteries!
Yippee!
Is that the one where they had to stay a certain amount of time?
They would go to...
They was like a team of stupid fucking college students and then they would pay them to...
Essentially, they were assigned tasks.
And they would have one person stay in the trailer.
It was like a one night thing, I'm pretty sure.
And then that person was talk.
And then the people who did the show were like, OK,
You gotta go sit in this, like, coffin, or like jail cell in like complete pitch black darkness
for a certain amount of time, and then like they'll give them like additional tasks to do or whatever it is they...
If they don't do it they're eliminated I'm pretty sure. Oh, no dude.
It was... It was okay.
Obviously it was probably...
Oh
We have oh, yeah, we got a mark deformed
Kids objects room object in 10, okay
the old back room marked just replace exhibit yeah the one where they had to
like you had to like put a noose around his neck and yeah she liked that dude
the spooky.
Well, this is normal.
I'm currently prepping for a colonoscopy and rain out of toilet paper.
I'm sorry, average gachi-muchi-enjoyer.
I'm sure your colonoscopy however will probably go great,
and I'm just using context clues to determine that.
There's just something about you that makes me think that your colon is probably in good health.
Yay!
Why is my character painting?
Isn't it the other way around?
Nah man, use them like...
Douches and shit?
this guy's probably like this guy's colin's probably immaculate bro
on G
it's an absolute casserole
It's been so long since I've been at a casserole, am I missing out?
What even makes it?
What constitutes a casserole is it like?
Fuck!
Shit in a glass pan.
Band-me-chanting Ploxics Prime 7?
Does it have to have, like, green beans in it to be casserole?
City murmurs into dark.
What happened to their faces?
Whoa.
Dialogue.
Did I miss anything?
God, please say no.
Oh, thank God.
Curse, thanks for the...
She doesn't remember the faces because the experimental drug she's been taking is melting
her brain.
Imagine having a camera of this good quality back in the 90s, you'd holy fuck, should have
been like 4,000 buckaroos 4,000 smackaroos 4,000 biggins
$10,000 reduce
for
Bip Bip Bip Bip Bip Bip Bip Bip Bip Bip
Y'all hear that?
Hey!
I noticed that too, notice what?
Were there always three paintings? Where?
It would pick up.
It would pick up.
It would pick up.
It would pick up.
It would pick up.
The year broke?
No.
In game the year has progressed forward a year.
I did it. Goodbye, creepy lamp.
Hi, Emily. I hope you're holding up.
The best measure of keeping this in the dark
is to let the whole world has moved on.
Job or things are something I did.
Wish your mom was here.
She knew exactly what's the same.
All?
Uh, you know the, uh, you know those big rooms?
The last one looked like a place that we used to take you when you were little.
As if that place was trying to imitate that.
Do any of the other places seem familiar do you remember any of them?
I... no.
I'm fought free! Free falling!
This thing looks like Valador now.
Did it fall a door?
New default loop and it does not contain anomalies to require a single-only loop will drain your sanity faster.
That was called blackout.
Was blackout the first one?
I forget.
The first cod, BR or whatever?
How come game devs still be making BRs?
You know what's so fucking crazy about BRs is like, I still remember playing PUBG for the first time this shit was thrilling dude. It was thrilling. I was terrified.
I feel like if I booted one up now do you'd like
I'd be like, yep
Sure you want to make a halo beer yeah, yeah
Or next still makes money how
Ten tails
Skins?
How many people do you think bought the Stone Cold Steve Austin skin?
Yeah!
You bought 10 of them.
This guy's single-handedly keeping up at games afloat, dude.
This is the default loops, uh...
Girls... girls here?
Heh heh.
Ehh... classic.
Our sanity meter seems bigger but it's a drain's faster so what's the fuck
a point? It's the same day.
It was here as an ancient meme at this point. That's okay. It's okay to be old
guys. Either get old or you die. And don't get old.
Suck it up.
Exit.
Find my door and set me free.
Today marks two years since Jason's first tape was found.
The first major lead in this mysterious series of disappearances.
However, based on his recent tapes, investigators believe time moves differently within the loops,
with his latest recording dated only two days after his disappearance.
Grief and outrage have built the streets.
We all have a good, good bout of radio static, don't we?
Love that, love that noise.
Remember, ready or not, talk, dude?
fuck you
found
hey where's the door?
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
Simpler times, the VCRs, Sony D.
Troll dolls, hogs.
I remember.
Ha!
Did I have a BCR rewinder?
Yeah, I think our BCR rewinded.
Rewound.
I don't know what I did to survive there.
Oh my god, spooky, spooky jack in the box.
Is it hide?
really I'm low-key deaf and I need you guys all type in sign language for me
thank you
No, not braily, you fucking idiot.
Hmm
I need a battery
No, not air I'm good good
I hope we get another back room's excursion, that was cool.
Hope we get to go down another slide, wahoo!
Well, we got all achieved in some road legacy too.
Wow, including beating the game with the starting guy?
That's crazy.
Dang, brother man.
This shit was probably a hard AF.
Who here played Rogue Legacy, dude?
One or two.
There's an achievement for being the game with the character that you start the whole
game with, by the way.
refunded too I thought he was great
let's go back. We were talking earlier.
You guys have like terrible videos yes I think
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Is this a Runescape player?
I don't even care to like, runescape code people anymore man. I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
How much of them were complaining about your 7 out of 10 on RE9 so you're valid?
Thank you. Then yeah, that was a 7 out of 10 game and you're mad.
It's fun.
Blind.
What a mess.
Oh, there's a table here.
Unless there was always not a table here.
Never even played an RTS game of two super proposal games.
You were in complete game.
That's not true.
I played tons of RTS games growing up.
Now was I competitive?
No.
I played Command & Conquer,
Fuckin' Red Alert, Asian Empires 2, I played like legitimately all of the important RTS's
from like my era, you know what I mean?
Warcraft 3, um, no I did not play Doom 2, Civ, yeah, although I started on Civ 4.
Why I did play Empire Earth.
Hmm.
Hmm.
That just looks stupid.
It's doing its U impression chatter.
I'm gonna die.
I
Anything different looking good, please yay
Hey, yippee!
Were we talking about?
Oh yeah.
Hey.
If the door to a room is missing, completely missing, because there's a missing room in all of it.
What could this be?
Object. Oh, was the curtain changed?
I gotta say, this game's not that good, but I kinda gotta finish it, you know what I mean?
We're kinda deep. Looks good.
Hey, honestly, I don't mind anomaly game, Zuh.
You didn't finish the candle?
Yeah, shut your bitch-ass up, dude.
Shut your... bitch-ass up, man.
So it got hardened 2013?
Oh yeah.
Missing door detected.
Why doesn't it do it for me?
I'm just burning battery doing this.
Okay.
And monster.
Hmm almost died xd you fucking
I think I missed one.
Oops, now we good.
Not an anomaly, by the way.
They don't count as anomalies, dude.
I was trying to get the door away.
You know what game I didn't like?
There was a not only game, the one where you are controlling the surveillance cameras
to spot the differences.
And I feel like I should have really liked that game, but for some reason I just did
not like it that much.
No, not by nap.
Observation duty, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was freaky AF?
Doesn't help that there's like 30 of them.
10 bells new
I gotta find some battery
Didn't finish the nav VR this shit was too scary man
And I guess, well, I always thought that fucking scary I played on my my quest or whatever.
And that's because you were able to do that because I made you brave enough because you
saw me push out and you were like, dude, I can fucking do that.
i literally inspired you
they give her
you're playing a game where like there's like a hero unit and they use like
some shit to like raise the morale of their troops it's literally that
it's literally that by the way
i'm i'm literally sowsow saying
everyone's gonna get paid
good wages for this battle and it was like
but liveable wage
man i don't see any other one's guys you know other ones
what the fuck was that
well gotta go
Oh, God.
Thank you, Satan.
Ooh, new backerin' dropped.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, it's a maze.
I'm great at mazes, so.
me to divine the correct course.
Going right.
But do you know the Zork maze?
We got out of the Zork maze.
We played Zork when we were playing Black Ops.
Let's go backwards.
Dude, this ain't a maze.
It's just wall.
You think it's a dry wall?
You think this is untextured?
Or like there's a texture to make it look this way?
the game is stuttering which I assume means it's loading something yeah I'm
I'm where do we a gamer yeah I've where do we stop where do we wait a second
Oh, god. Is that a motherfucking exit 8 reference, dude?
Nah.
Wait, this is the train to the afterlife, guys.
That's common Japanese mythos.
There's like a train with grass on the floor and it's supposed to like take you to the
afterlife.
Bullshit.
Yeah, I made that up.
Sounds real though, doesn't it?
Ba-ba-ba-bam-ba-bam-bam-bam!
The thing of Harry Potter...
...Harry Foggy Potter!
Ooh, they're having a LAN party!
Dude, were we playing a real tournament, dude?
Hmm?
Catholic?!
Hey kid, I'm doing my best over here I promise. I've hit a bit of a wall.
Let's see, is it taking any calls?
Or are they blocked access to their medical center?
I don't know if they've said it.
The mask-ears told me to just leave it, but something is definitely going on in that building.
Emily, I need you to remember, we've been there before, and maybe the loops can generate it.
How does he know?
Tall building.
I'll be there just a little bit.
Lots of windows. It was just out of town.
There was a hallway with many doors. You did your test there, remember?
I... I don't think so.
Yeah, you got four...
I don't really remember anything outside these walls.
But I'll try.
Nice game.
I think if there's one thing I wish I had experienced to these are these huge fucking lands in like Europe
in these huge buildings I'm sure there's a European in China who probably went to one of these I like
I'm pretty sure they did them like side by side with actually I think they had independent lands
too but they would do them at expos as well dude you know I'm you don't I'm friggin talk yeah
like DreamHack like old DreamHack dude it was terrible yeah but like you went
though that's cool
dude I just like imagine okay you hop on quake 3 let's say like quake 3 so like
that area dude okay you click on you know local area games or whatever in the
server browser and you see like 14 different lobbies dude and they're all
full of you
that would be sweet
That would be freaking sweet.
Come back.
Man, this place...
This place suck.
I'm saying that that's such a unique experience.
That literally cannot happen again.
Like a giant like imagine like a section of a Costco
But there's a rows of tables and like old CRTB like computers and shit dude
Why not
Europeans definitely had like land like 90s land games the 90s land occasions like
it was way better there dude at least by all reported and recorded happenings
oh yeah we got to report the background you're right
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
HL1 mods are so good. Some of the only lan cafes I ever went to, they always had like 2 or 3 half-life 1 mods that I had never heard of.
There was like this vampire one where you could be like a vampire or like a vampire hunter or some shit.
I do not recall what the name of that one was
It was actually literally just vampire hunter that she was tight
I think we're good. I
Remember the specialist I remember the hidden
TFW you'll never get shanked in the Korean internet cafe after six pulling someone in brood war. I
I mean they still play broo over there, dude, but you can probably still get shranked if
you want to.
Specialist so good I was an admin in the server, remember, slept people around with the map?
map with the command. Captain, they forgot something.
Sorry, I'm just 50s playing Broodward at PC Bong the other day. I'm not joking.
This guy live in Korea, dude?
What's the best Korean food?
It's not come or tacos. Wait, wasn't this gone?
I'm done
So when Chet said this most recent wow patch was one of the buggiest in history with AI
usage included apparently according to Chetter.
They issued an apology.
There's been a whole wow bad thing.
Okay, but they issued an apology though, so.
Who cares?
who are paying for a subscription the people who are paying $15 a month
probably give a buck dude I'm a
I heard from a friend of mine that uh they've been a lot of people who like
right guides and you guys are probably gonna see with the new D4
expansion or whatever people literally using the act like generate and writes
like icy veins guys and guides and shit for their game for like the game like
what's the fucking point what is the point of that why go through the effort
of publishing something like that
I don't know, easy clicks for ad rev?
So do you think it's people who like, like work at the website that are getting those
things published?
I thought anyone could publish those.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
I've never played lineage, I've seen it played, I have played lineage and I remember it controlling
really weird like the original lineage very very stilted the way you move your
character in that game
y'all ready to go into dub this? wait is this a place where we fought Finn
Ball or WWE 2k26? half all? oh we can pull
New D4 launch day is buggy, too.
So what's the new character for this D4 expansion?
BTW.
Warlock.
And Paladin.
Paladin. I thought Paladin had already come out.
It did.
How come you guys are saying that it came out with this equipment?
I like how it came out with early release while I just dropped.
Okay.
I think there's anything weird in any of these doors or places.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Airplane PS2 ever requested that shitty ass online adapter to screw the back with a
No
The only MMO I ever played on console was very briefly
Final Fantasy 11 on my Xbox 360 and I had the uh, I'm talking real briefly
um
They had like a keyboard extension that you could plug into the bottom of your
controller it was actually pretty good there's like a blackberry keyboard
just sweet
or the drug building by the way you have one of those still do it they heat up
bro they get hot
Mm-mm
You're enjoying new ff expansion the revamp in combat. No, no no no
I mean, I don't know I heard they're making
14 players like to exaggerate let's say let's say this okay
That said though it sounds like they're making changes
they're basically doing like a weird like Perry system or whatever for like tanks
and shit that sounds cool. That's not cool.
I don't know.
It would be... I'm telling you right now dude if there was a 14 encounter where
You it was like a boss from Sekiro dude. That would be fucking sweet man. I'm telling you right now, bro
I'm done dude literally just make 14 of souls game and I will play
I will play dude
Just do that let's make a parry slob dude. Well, dude the hallway is closing behind me man
Wait, we're in an actual maze now?
Which boss is it that has the J.D.I.
Intake Sword that I tank player has to block and cut scene?
Isn't that like the nights at the round table boss or whatever?
Isn't that like King Arthur or some shit?
Oh, but, Susano, never mind.
That's Stormblood.
Yeah, that's cool, but like...
Is it cool every time, though?
You know what I mean?
I feel like if I fight...
Yishin from Sekiro, it's cool every time.
It's been so long.
I wish you could see your sister right now.
She's uh, she's gone into painting. Just like your mom.
Your mom?
She's so much in life.
I'm still in touch with some of the other parents.
But some kids don't even recognize they're on home anymore.
So I can't help but wonder...
Do you still recognize my voice?
You step shut up put your blubbering in that
Pad not makes for trouble
She's gone
How...how could I forget that?
Thank you, boy.
Hmm.
This is kind of as anomaly, yeah, we're already got it.
This is the bedroom, guys.
The payoff better be good.
I know it's not going to be good, man.
I don't know what the fuck am I talking about.
I know it's not going to be good, it's probably going to be something like shitty open ending
ending, open ending ending.
What's going on in the story, why are you in the skits out of rooms?
I don't know man, I'm pretty sure I'm taking a drug that's making me forget my desk,
hockey communicating with me somehow.
I assume he is bedside while we are in like some kind of fucking coma or something
like, I don't know.
I don't know.
to Lethe Pharmaceuticals and congratulations on joining our team. At Lethe, we believe
a better tomorrow begins with a healthier mind. And it all started right here in 1952,
when our founder, George Lethe, made an extraordinary discovery. A door leading to a plane beyond
our reality. A place we now call the Recursive Point. While studying its environment, our
Our research team discovered a previously unknown chemical element in the air, now called
lethany.
When inhaled, lethany interacts with the brain's neural network, blurring negative and traumatic
memories.
This discovery is the secret behind the lethy inhaler and what makes it the world's
leading anti-depressant treatment.
All lethany used in production is collected directly from the recursive point, right
here in our medical center.
the recursive point can be extremely dangerous. If your job requires you to do so, always
remember your exit door. Thousands of doors exist within the recursive point, but only
one belongs to you. While inside, you'll experience memory loss. These memories are
stored in a special room, and finding it is the only way out. Look for a door that
feels familiar.
I'm a little interested now, I'm not going to lie, that was kind of cool.
What was that number? I didn't see it. It's like zero-two something.
Okay, so maybe we...
We came here because our mom died from using this ship, maybe?
But like, why come here?
To ruin their operation or what? I don't know.
Yeah, it's Monsters Inc, dude. Yeah.
A doi?
He plays a jobber who forgot like...
oh dodge get on bitch dodge dodge I've got I've got a I've got a 1.7 reflex time
We're... we're... we're re-actioning.
Clinical trial patient? No, I don't think so.
Millisecond, Millisecond, sorry guys. I misspoke. Is it okay if I misspoke occasionally?
200? No, I mean we could do like 180 dude. That's a good compromise, I am a...
250. No, we can do, uh, we'll do, we'll do, like, 179 MS, dude. I think that's fair.
It's just a PSA for Fent.
Uh, no.
Who said that, guys?
Anyone remember?
No, it was Gabe, guys.
It was Gabe and he goes, uh, no.
Why am I blind?
I already got the anomaly room.
I already got this one.
Fint Cart Blinker.
How the people injected Fint? Are you supposed to rip a cart?
You can smoke it too.
Hmm.
That's cool.
Y'all like...
Bent cart equals fart.
Nice one, man.
That was cool.
And I only remember...
Yeah, there we go. Let's see.
Easy peasy. Never in the dizz out.
Oh
They're probably gonna get jump-scared so gird your loins chat
It's about to get real spooky in this bitch
One more, huh? Couldn't just give me two anomalies, huh?
So I was looking at that X-8 movie. Do you guys think you could make it out in a reasonable
time from that scenario. Like if you had no previous knowledge.
Dude I even found his figurine and burned it. It says that he's supposed to spawn less
and literally immediately after doing it he spawns like what's the fucking point?
What's the point man?
This is a good jump scare camera though the way that the way that your ship moves look at this
Like doesn't that feel like a jump scare turn? You know I mean like how smooth it is
We're getting jump-scared by quick turns.
Dude, this guy is talking so much shit, but I guarantee if Noir showed up while he was
playing Welcome to the Game 2, this guy would actually scream like a little girl piss himself.
On God.
On God, dude.
I'm going.
Yippee!
We're getting a lot of easy ones.
Oh, it's the chair funeral.
Yippee!
That's the best one.
Find your door.
Set me free.
the loop to finish the day. Rest in peace, Prince. Incoming jumpscare in three, two, one, one.
Good bye!
Escape a day with more than the required anomalies.
Battlefront 2, thanks for subbing, I see.
Okay, so we're in the door dimension right now, and we're looking for the proper door
to exit the door dimension.
Why we are in the door dimension, we have not really been told.
Mmm, that certainly looks like a door that we would remember.
This devastating crash happened just west of Traverse City near Cedar Run Road in 1972 last night. 36-1-1.
I've seen this before.
I'm gonna be able to briefly enter the plane and bring to the investigator she intended to enter the plane and get me swerving.
Aw, it was my mom!
Oh, never mind.
She's a creepy door-dimension monster, so...
I'm cheating so much more.
No, it's not goodbye, it's heart.
And love is what makes it so hard.
But the ones we love,
and the ones we love,
as long as we remember them,
they're still not here.
I know.
Is this game just a- Is this just to give up not taking your anti-depressants?
That was pretty good. That was pretty good.
And then see. I'll give it a go.
That's sad.
I'll give it a go.
Well, why was she there?
I think I'm misunderstandin' something.
Okay, we can't say the thing now because I don't want to offend the guy who makes the game.
Every few completed loops are ran and offered random deals and abilities.
Each deal comes to the benefit of the drawback max and increases each loop.
After surviving 8 loops you unlock special deals and multipliers.
That's cool.
That's cool.
I won't be doing that though.
Thanks for making the game.
The drug was like a target for the monster to come and try to take away the memories
or pain that was causing the mood to be oppressed, yes I know, I know.
I know the thing I'm confused about is like,
was this whole like recursive zone and like all of the stuff
happening behind it, like just like a hallucination or what?
It's so stupid.
That's not even worth that way.
Yeah.
But it's like, it was like a magical door dimension.
chemical.
Hey, excuse me.
The drug pulled her into the other dimension.
The door dimension is pretty sick.
I like the door dimension lore.
Give it up for that too.
A lot of potential there.
The dueling toilets were the real meaning of the story.
I
Entelation this result
Fuck what do we do now bro, what the hell I really had to realize the game I wanted to play today apart from the candle was I
Thought it was on steam, but it's not so that's my bad
Hey frankly this result
Epic shape takes first set shifting in the back rooms shifting to the back rooms you
And
Dude what the fuck
is this game fine fine this looks bro oh my god dude
You said in a while you got quality slop dude.
Holy shit.
Okay, man.
It's not FMV dude, it's not.
Um
Read the game uh, I gave that game a
I really did not like the gameplay
I really did not like the gameplay that game
The story was okay though
Clever eight
I'm trying not to say mean things, I'm trying not to say mean things that that that story
if it was condensed into like a 30 minute horror experience probably would have been
pretty good.
Instead, and let's be clear, I didn't do the infinite mode that might have been fun
as well
but the the game experience
to get the uh... man
with that
uh...
like okay man i get it
i'm not saying anything
i'm literally not saying anything
they got there i'm writing the show right now has no idea what to take because i
have not said anything of substance
I'm being a pussy about this review because he fucking traumatized me at the end.
Oh, this is about my fucking dead on who got Alzheimer's, dude.
You know, it's not fair.
Fuck you.
No, no, I'm being repressed.
Fuck you, man.
Sorry about your dead on.
OK.
No, it was fun.
It was fun.
I'm going to put myself in my ass.
A game out of ten.
Okay.
Yeah, like put yourselves in the- okay.
This is not me by any means patting myself on my ass or sipping my own fart or whatever.
Okay, but put yourself in the shoes of someone who made a game and then like was like hey
This guy's playing your game on stream. Okay, boom. You go there thousands of people. Okay
Hey, do you really want to sit there and be like, oh fuck dude this guy hates my shit like bad
You know what I mean?
Like, do you really want to do like, I want you guys to empathize for me.
Put yourself in the shoes of somebody who made a game, it's getting played on the
stream, you go in, everyone hates it, everyone hates it.
Not to say you guys hate it, Fred.
How would you be able to cope with that?
How would you be able to cope with that?
What is
Drugs
That's right, you would take the drugs from the drug dimension or the door dimension and then you would forget
A lot of cool concepts, a lot of cool artistic choices, like the title screen and the ending
sequence was great.
Great.
The story was okay, it was good.
Gameplay sucked.
6.7 out of 10.
Boom.
That's how I feel.
Practicing for your sponsored segments?
segments. No, because the games that I'm probably going to get sponsored to play are made by gigantic
tumorous, boil-spurting amalgamations of game companies. You know what I mean?
Social credit deducted. They're like horrible creatures that like slither around and growl.
Oh, have you done your dailies this week?
Log in, receive your login bonus.
It's different.
I can easily make fun of it, dude.
Anyway.
This next game has the potential to be a certified hood classic, okay?
From what I saw of the demo.
Let's just boot her up, shall we?
Let's just boot her up. Let's just boot her up. Let's just boot her up.
Let's get this motherfucking show on the road, dude.
It's not a Bitcoin miner.
This is a legitimate game that somebody made.
Okay.
I'm going to tell you the concept.
Okay.
according according to the steam page
what if
this was not a shitty
backrooms multiplayer game
what if it was a single player experience with a story
and that's why they made this game
keep that in mind
I want you to think of a single backroom scheme you've ever played that has a store.
You've never experienced that.
I gotta turn the game down. Hold it.
Anyway, some of the excerpts from the story I saw.
Hmmmm...
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright.
Let's get it.
I was haunted by dreams about strange and endless rooms.
something was drawing me there over and over again drawing me to places you
can't reach the normal way no clipping secret entrances bullshit made up by
someone who's never been there the real way in is simpler and scarier it's
It's inside.
Yeah, I'm coming mom, just a minute.
Wait, what'd she say?
Fuck.
Okay, I'm gonna make a wild guess here, okay?
I'm gonna make a wild uninformed guess.
Alright.
Our character's dad beats his mom.
all right where's... i'm just gonna throw it out there
I don't want to use this
Internet, are you fucking kidding me?
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
That's dead
got it
Uh, okay.
Dude, did this asshole turn our internet off?
Yikes!
I'll get a cigarette and all this and we'll put it off until never we'll let it be there
also going on track by sub-working gotta get a mouse.
Hmm. Why is it important to try and keep still while shifting. Mickey was here and finished
reading the entire thing. Yappie! Shut up. Sorry, I was trying to leave. I want to read that.
I'm going to turn the game up.
Don't want to go out yet.
How do I use that?
Cool walking animation actually though.
Hold up.
What the hecky?
Oh, the ass dog, dude.
Fucking gross.
Rat dog.
Hello?
Hello?
Okay, open.
Wait.
This is the content king house.
Wait.
How do you know? It's the same layout.
Hmm.
Yeah, I'm good on that.
I'm good.
I think this is going to be trauma-dumped the game, yeah.
That's what I gathered.
So get ready.
Good morning, Lily! Come eat with us. Mom, can you pay for the internet? They cut
it off again. Yeah, but you know what about the money
situation. We need to ask Clive. Who?
You're not my dad. I don't have to listen to you.
Thank God. I don't want to be a corpse that doesn't even sti-
Shut your mouth!
Clive, please. Don't say it like-
Don't stick your nose in, bitch!
Don't touch her!
Don't touch her!
Little shit! If you don't want to sleep under a bridge, shut your trap and obey!
That's pretty much how every goddamn day in this house went and every night. I dreamed of disappearing and
This night was no different
Something tells me that I would finally be able to get there
This time no star posts and scripts keep it simple
Oh, okay, let's try again.
Quick time.
Okay, let's try again.
My controller is fucking vibrating on my desk.
Okay, let's try again.
It's time to astral project dude. Here we go.
To the back rooms.
Wake up, William.
Holy shit.
I don't believe it.
That easy?
Did it actually work?
This is my room, exactly the same.
Wait.
Everything's different here.
But it's my room.
Holy shit. This is so weird.
Mmm, three months, I'm gonna be on a day to figure something out, or something, I can accept it, if I go over the next one or more.
Go back, can't even play hide and seek with Emily, probably, but there's still enough money.
She's been such a...
I'm such a, she has an option, but she has been such a bad move lately.
Cool desktop.
Well, welcome to the back rooms, boys.
I live here.
Yippee!
Yippee!
We've been waiting for you to finally come back.
You need to relax.
Lie down on the couch.
You'll like it.
As always.
You've probably got the wrong guy.
But I wouldn't say no to a massage.
Close your eyes.
And imagine every time...
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
Okay. Calm down. It's just my imagination. Not real. I just forgot. First time. Gotta picture something nice. And call me.
Deb.
Head backwards.
Again? You gotta be kidding me.
It's gotta rain down methods to teleport to the backers.
There's no way out!
You must tell him to stop shifting! You must make him stop!
What was that? Was that my voice?
Make him stop?
Will!
Emily, what's wrong?
He... he was at my room. I was so scared.
I was sleeping. He was standing there.
Why? Just gotta chill. It's all in my head. Picture something nice and peaceful.
About the dangers of marijuana?
That's more like it.
fucking great option just asked me to play about the second half of the house
but I still talk about an hour for any gay dumbass fuckers living with us he
was a separate someone
so can he really is this where I guess I'm doing not from the things I know
I won't kill much just hang myself to hell with everything dude it is a trauma dump simulator
dude
Backrooms!
Yippee!
Can we get to the happy backroom?
Wait, this is the... this is the vaporwave backroom, bro?
Wait, this is...
Is this the place from the...
the one Mario movie music video?
You know what I'm talking about dude?
Mama.
Yeah peaches, yeah dude, yes.
Yeah, I can get out.
Let's go kill ourselves.
I'm gonna drown myself in the ocean.
Walking on water like it's freaking nothing.
Wait a second. I'm in a box.
Isn't there a sea in the world that you can run on?
give us a peaches from the movie moon moon style beach beach beach
black sea I thought it was the Dead Sea right because it's so salty that you can
like step on it and shit Dead Sea is super boy oh maybe uh maybe you were just
too fat till I walk on it no fence no fence
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Start bee hopping.
Just trying to think of something. What's that?
Wait, it's a door.
What is this place?
It's so weird, but kinda comfy here.
Yeah, I think I'm good on this game, I'm being honest.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
It's kinda assed.
It's like a story about a kid who wants to kill himself.
I mean, like, cool, good classic, I think it would be so sad, I can't laugh at this.
I thought it was going to be like weird like Eurojack, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Which it is, it is, but...
Oral seeks intre- uh, sex seeks- sorry, not seeks.
Well, I gotta pee.
I'm going to play a different game.
Boop boop boop boop boop.
Refund.
Nay.
Okay.
Take the- get the ox, brother.
I'll be right back.
Okie dokie!
hey fellas
The
White House shooter made this bad steam yet.
What do you think I would play that on stream? Are you fucking stupid?
Can you even buy it right now? Oh.
Neat.
Let's keep this shit out, bros.
I
Me me me me me me me me me me me looks pretty it's more one guys
Let's freaking go?
Let's freaking go?
Let's go?
Rainy!
Uncapped frame rate, probably not.
Reduce pixelization, yes.
Monster bioluminosity.
Sprint by default.
Maybe not.
1280 by 720? Guys, it's full screen.
Hello?
Those reminds me of a devil daggers. You remember devil daggers, dude?
Okay, we gotta drop the brightness boys. Oh
Maybe not
It's just bright out here.
A long journey, a sleepless night.
All that matters now is finding it and seeing her.
It's kind of quiet.
Dude, I got a grappling hook.
That's the best part of any video game, bro.
Climb up, pull in rope.
Okay, but it's not like a cool grappling hook.
Oh god, this play picks legs so fucking hard.
We're gonna go into the Batman hole.
Oh fuck.
breathe in the ancient ashes. The musty son of stale heirs replaced with pine and morning dew.
You almost see the faint outline of your village stirring awake. You remember,
it was the day you left for this place. You don't want to remember this. It serves no purpose to
you. It's my village. That's cool.
Uh-oh.
You have a grapple?
Yeah, I'm saving my grapple energy, dude.
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Don't think I can make it to that without getting hurt.
Neat.
Okay.
Dude, there's no air control.
All right remember no air control
I'm trying to hold the S there and it's just not going to work.
The late number has rekindled some vitality.
Dude, will it hook onto any part of the wall? No.
How is that not hookin' savory?
Okay, seems like we can do it on the slopes.
Oh, what?
A little bit more.
is that that's a checkpoint hmm well let's go around
I wonder if we can take damage from, like, slamming a door wall.
You guys think that thing is going for any of me?
Be honest.
Wait, that's not good enough.
I can hear it getting closer.
You see Praxthos, Praxthos, his kind sun-weathered smile is gone in the place of this home line.
There's another one you can do to change your mind.
He places it in his shoulder and you can show it off.
He'll close your stomach.
Aw, fuck.
Didn't have me to click twice.
real fucking dup
that thing is coming for me boys
oh no
ah
oh fuck
Let's go see how he's doing.
Uh oh.
Hang on!
Well, not good.
Not good.
Let's just say that.
Oh, we're taking some damn, maybe not.
Dub.
Dub Ski.
It's a good thing we got this magical grappling hook.
Any grapplers in chat?
Is this how it is?
Who the fuck is this? A body? Mayhaps?
Oh my...
Hey, fuck off, man.
Freaky bitch.
Can't get me while I'm floating in the air, bitch!
Oh no.
UGH!
Surely that works.
I didn't need that stupid fucking centipede, bitch
You see the shape of her is strong and hail beautiful and butt-destined you remember this moment
She waited for months for you to return every step you had ever taken was support her saying her distance shape is available
Now it's too far. You don't want to remember her like this
Word.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh, we're in the light, dude.
This Shazby-Pixel is so fucking bad.
It's not that bad.
Okay.
Ehhhhh!
Ehhhhh!
Ehhhhh!
I
Did I was he so close
Oh no
I see a heal.
Well, that's not good.
and I think we die of fall damage
you done thanks you're done
Not good
Okay, that was sick. Oh god
Oh, fuck!
Big swing?
It's like an angry little dog.
Why is it illuminated over here?
Is he gonna bite my rope?
He's cambering dude, stop.
Now what?
Watch this.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back
You
Oh, there might be another shit up.
Okay.
I think that stupid piece of shit isn't following us no more.
Going for it.
I've seen this place before.
Easy enough, right fellas?
Oh my god, I don't even remember the last point of our save.
Oh shit.
Go away.
I'm going in.
It's like a different route, no stop.
I remember getting like gig out of pace that monster.
Oh, oh, classic.
Imagine if he took gamers like swinging into a wall like that.
Oh my god, he did!
There's not a thing.
Oh.
Oh, fucking ew.
Oh fucking ill.
Swag.
Where am I?
Swag. Where am I? Let me out. Dude, what? Where's the hole?
Come on.
Alright man, alright, okay, alright, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
what the fuck oh no
Oh
We Gucci
Okay, man.
Charity for seven.
I think I can make it. I got like a weird rope tension.
Oh
Oh, yeah, we're at...
Okay.
Do you, like, start to turn sideways when you're falling?
It's fucked up.
You can imagine trying to like scale something like this, this is crazy.
Got it!
His terminal velocity numbness?
I mean, you don't have to turn sideways when you're at terminal velocity, do you?
Is that how gravity works, bro?
Nooooo!
Okay, that did not hook.
Oh, fuck.
I thought that was a slope. You can like hook it on slopes.
Like why didn't I take damage there?
It's literally the well in Magillow by the way, in Dorfels too.
I need to know where it's
Dude, it's fucking me up when I do that
Crunch?
What the hell's that noise? Is that a race car?
It's probably a race car. It's probably a dealer.
You think this is another purgatory-like, by the way?
Okay, let's get a good swing going.
Yeah, baby!
Run for free, run for free, run for free, run for bail.
and chew!
The six ringer hell you find out the millipede is actually saltier character when you were
challenging making the vegan by getting to the bottom of it.
Okay.
I don't need another trauma job.
Uh oh.
Okay!
What if the millipede is just like, Satan, but he's like Satan from like, one of those
old cartoons, like the Betty Boop cartoon where he has like, where he's like poking
people in the butt with the pitchfork, like comical Satan, that's cool.
Lock in?
How's that for locking in right there?
Huh, big man?
Huh?
Oh, I just like flipped around it.
Oh doi, that's how velocity works. Shut up, bitch. Sorry, I just made that guy have
No one actually said that.
No one actually said that. I'm sorry.
Jumpoo!
That's fucking bullshit!
Yo now is there a checkpoint on this level?
No.
is just the void.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.
Too.
Wait.
Nope.
Anyone afraid of heights? BTW?
I imagine this game terrifies you.
I'm afraid of heights, but only when I'm on a plane.
Does that make me a bitch?
I'm gonna pull for my MTG collector booster so I show it off my ass.
As a kid I would make my dad buy me Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
But I did not ever learn how to play Yu-Gi-Oh.
Same butt Pokemon?
Yeah, there was a Pokemon phase too.
Oh, how do we get there?
No one doing how to play Pokemon?
I would hazard a guess and say that most people do not know how to play UGF.
Maybe we can make that.
Pokemon wasn't that hard.
Honestly, it was a game of, uh...
counters. Using counters is pretty much like...
Why is my character's heart beating so high?
Oh.
Fallen? You want him back to back?
Fuck him on TCG tournaments?
Damn, dude.
Well, I think I'm dead. That was stupid.
Oh, we made it!
It's not a checkpoint.
Hold on.
Wait.
Scripted fall.
I finally found it.
the concourse of souls.
The Concord of Souls.
You breathe in the ancient ashes.
You coach your throat and lungs.
You fight the urge to cough in your eyes' water.
They warned you this place was filled with illusions.
of the mind intangible in ruinous.
They claimed all who come here meet the face of regret.
But there was no greater folly than to lose your life for a memory.
The shape of her manifest behind your eyes.
Not literally behind his face.
Why'd you look behind you?
And all thoughts of her are no longer silenced.
Please play Nightmare Mode when locked to new map.
It will not be something new, man.
I bet I will.
Made by humans.
Ew.
made by real humans
Nightmare mode unlocked sandbox mode unlocked
It will play on Nightmare mode tomorrow
I gotta take a shot
I got a poo dude
I gotta fucking let it rip
Thanks for watching
Daps everyone up
Daps the guards up
Thank you.
Early as fuck?
Oh wait.
That is early.
Yeah, I'm not ending.
Never mind.
What the hell?
I thought I was 10.
Am I stupid?
Sorry.
Yeah, let's try now and go.
Yeah, let's try now and go.
Yeah, let's try now and go.
Yeah, let's try now and go.
Yeah, let's try now and go.
Yeah, let's try now and go.
Yeah let's try now and go.
It is faster and smarter, killings have been destroyed.
What the hell is a killin'?
Is it the checkpoints?
No checkpoints. Uh, we get so busy. Unless the map changed.
Surely not.
I was gonna have an expert claim.
You're shitting yourself? Dude, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, dude.
Dude, what?
Hey, yeah!
I need some healing!
Dude, we gotta... See, that's why I was going fast before.
So I could train.
That's why I was rushing.
Uh-oh.
I need to get to the bottom to turn myself into a statue, dude.
Oh my Jesus, I do not think I hit anything.
No, let's see here, I'm done for.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oooooh, this guy sucks man.
He's a fucking dumb idiot, man.
Ow.
I feel like I missed this the first time.
See, life's not all about grappling.
Sometimes it's about falling straight down.
Like so.
Bro.
Okay, weird.
Going for it.
So I thought it was the act of us like slamming into the wall it's hurting us
I think it's literally if we're falling too fast and we do it we still get hurt
I get it
Oh freaking gory
Oh, yeah
AHHHHH!
This game looks like a recurring dream you've had.
You ever seen The Dark Knight Rises?
What's up?
What the- WHAT THE-
Where was the distance
Okay, man, you're a fucking loser
Oh, yeah
Okay, hook distance decreases proportional to poop stack, hmm.
Sweet.
Okay, we landed on the branch, that is not ideal.
Not good.
How did that miss?
What is happening?
First thing I do is toilet the bottom.
I don't want to go slow.
I got the drop top now.
Talking about my head man.
Drop top.
Rain drop.
Okay, that was much harder than I thought it would be.
Okay, alright.
Wait, we were falling at the same as our grapple.
I was like launch myself.
Yeah, I like grappling.
I don't like Spider-Man though.
I'm not a big Spider-Man guy.
So, I hate you, okay man.
I heard it, dude.
He didn't fly so good.
OK.
It's fine.
We don't need this H3.
I miss.
Stop fucking rushing.
This guy doesn't realize that all these deaths
are literally two inflate doubter points so that they uh...
the gray wealth transfer is absolutely debilitating to them
I lull them into a false sense of security
of
the
of
which way shall we go
Don't that hurt?
It's coming.
It's coming.
It's coming.
Washington.
Washington.
Maybe we can get that.
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
I think we can get that, I don't know.
Okay, all right, not the best idea.
Well, I think we're dead, I think we're dead.
Maybe not.
No one has ever died like that.
Is there a better way down, maybe?
And by better I mean faster?
Nope. The other way was faster.
Hmm.
Grapplin's cool. I bet you guys could name two things that are cooler than Grapplin.
Can't say guns. Can't say Jackie Chan.
In parenthesis, before CCP.
I can't say dinosaurs.
Got it.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, kinda weird.
No idea.
Oh, I need to seal, bro.
Please, kill me.
I gotta go.
Hmm, hold on, I don't know.
says I'm here in the centipede.
That's your.
I fucking did not miss. Oh no.
Oh you are kidding me! I let go of the button in a fucking launch stream man!
No bunny hopping, cringe game.
Not that I can bunny hop.
I actually can't.
I'm a loser.
Okay. Alright. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Okay, we should have jumped. Maaaaan, maaaaan.
Weeeeeeep! We jump and we make that branch.
Here I am again. At the edge of the pit. Welcome to it. I took like one damage.
yep okay all right all right calculate it
yep
I'm going in
One of my hook bounce.
My hook bounce again.
It's okay, there's a healer here.
We've got to think about this.
We have to approach this tactically.
What's the best way to grapple to the bottom of the soul pit? That's right
With grapple good work
That goes slower maybe
Is that for bitch is maybe
All right, where can we go?
There's healing right there, I think we can make that.
Yep, that was not worth it.
Yo, sure was not worth it.
There's another one right there.
Hmm.
Maybe worth it now?
What if there was like an instant kill mode?
or you freaking die and take any damage.
brittle bone mode.
that was sick.
bad.
now me head we are outrunning the uh it's gonna be really bad right now so that's good
I hear him.
Um, guys?
He's literally right behind me, isn't he?
Oh, shit.
Oh God.
Oh, and...
Hurry, Billy, hurry! The demon is behind you!
I wonder if I could do a time at the end.
This thing's gonna catch me.
It's like colliding with the wall when I throw it out if I'm too close to it.
Oh, that was stupid as fuck.
Oh my.
Oh, we're just gonna take damage.
I don't see anything.
Oh, wait.
He's right behind me, dude.
Hurry!
Oh man.
this fuck dude you know it you guys know it dude just give it up bro you
literally just give it up just give it up
ah
Yeah, someone say that that particular maneuver was a giga.
We just heard that new slang.
Gigga?
Are the new pop culture vernacular?
I didn't take any damage from a super long fall because...
If you throw the rope over the thing you're falling onto, it doesn't hurt you.
I noticed.
See?
See ya.
Yeah, I've been a bother to try to ask you this for something.
Now the fucked up mode.
This is that mode, fella!
Is this a wind?
Okay, based upon the chat reaction, I do not believe this is a wind.
Except all these do it.
To beat the nightmare mode now it is time for kill them the mode that is near impossible
good luck losing.
Read the text, I've already saw this, I've already saw this.
How come my character's white looks like a Roblox character?
First kill mode unlocked. Nightmare inverted unlock.
We'll do first kill.
Bonus map extreme channels.
The first kill will place a trials and despair.
There are no answers here.
I'm in hell sweet
But there's no healing, huh?
I'm trying to think about how like, how they would make it fucked up.
Huh.
Heh heh heh.
Watch this shit, boys.
I heard a thunk!
I'm not good, I'm not good.
What the fuck was that fire of the playlist this is definitely a magic sword game for
me bro where is my motherfucking grapple dude
No, it's a Scatman vibe.
Why am I alive?
It's a Scatman's world.
We're not going in that fucking place.
Hmm.
Fringe?
Hmm.
I missed.
I got it.
Oh!
Oh, we're so live though.
It's coming!
What the fuck was that? How did you get there?
Now, fringe.
Check this shit out, boys.
Oh
Sorry
Okay, literally the Batman that's cool
Okay.
Great.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yes, sir, we never do that shit again, but I never have it again, the dead end, no sign.
Okay, that's fucked up.
She'll listen to her gut, boys.
Fucking bitch, man.
Oh, that was terrible.
Where's this say in Spanish?
El Terrible.
Got it.
Got it.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Good, Rhett.
Where are you going, buddy?
Loser!
I'm over here!
Okay, I think I'm dead.
I'm missing.
Ow.
Got it?
Yep.
You might be wondering how I got here.
Let's just say I'm a bit of a clamp.
Oh.
Too much forward swing.
Hmm, rapeless.
Swagger's out, by the way.
You jump straight into the hole.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's gotta be a trick.
Wait chatter you're freaking genius.
You're freaking genius chatter.
I'm so glad that I thought to jump directly in the hole.
Arms ripped off.
Okay, bro.
Oh, no.
I'm leaving.
Okay, bro. Oh, no.
I'm leaving!
Dude, like, there's gotta be... hold on.
You fuckin' bitch.
Scat man world
Not good
I want to be a human doing.
Why is it beneath others too?
Okay.
You can zoom in with right click, okay.
Hold on, hold on.
Huuuuhhh...
How did that miss? How did that miss?
Huuuuhhh...
Don't call me the splat, man.
Is you.
Bibort course? Nope.
It's all in the herd, oh fuck!
Heeeep!
Okay, it bit it bit my fucking thing dude
I think I'm dead.
Disregard, fella.
I
To believe
Okay, fuck him, oh heck man.
I gotta figure out the best place to jump right here.
There we go.
Baaam!
Baaaaaam!
Baaaaam!
Baaaaaaam!
Baaaaaaam!
Baaaaaaam!
Baaaaaauu!
Baaam!
Okay, it's okay.
I got to feel it!
Oh, okay, not good.
I think all of this is a dead end.
Well, guess it's time to beat the game, fellas.
I'll tell you later.
That was stupid.
Oh
Oh
So fucking good man, I'm actually so fucking good.
That was a really good run.
I'm getting the hang of overshooting to not take damage.
You know what I mean?
Uh, I don't know what we would have to do there.
Maybe we wait for them to crawl out?
I don't know.
Put grapple down and jump past.
Let's see if we can line this up.
Like, that's a good amount of damage to take there.
Sweet.
Alright, we'll play more tomorrow, dude.
This game's sick.
I got poop! I got freaking poop!
See you tomorrow!