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I'm very conehead ass today.
Greetings, Gigagobi and far too easy in Genghis, X, and Obindo and sleepy Banglins and walking talking memer.
Oh, thanks for the baaaaaay. Sure, I'm playing these for the bits, dude. I am.
Thank you very much. Make a night in Optimus Magooly. It only takes emotes and Pale Steiner, Mr. Metal, and Brittle Bullet, and Harkam and Honey, and Azurias.
And Tomahawk away. Thanks for subbing on Bosco. Thanks for subbing on Spinoo. Thanks for subbing.
Swag.
Swag.
Blitzer, good doctor, thanks for showing.
Permission to ask you multiple times to stream with dumb shit.
Ransom.
Grateus and mad the mad and vinyl and blitzer and larklin ish result hmm why did you feed
the girl to the human hydro if you're in hunger one you psycho I had to make room in
to my party.
Tell me about the color of your soul.
Oh
that's the big bug
Nah.
I'm calling me Splat Man.
Oh, that's not good.
I forgot how I was landing here.
Good, you're playing Scatter RPG in this song drop, Steve?
Oh my god.
Is you what
right?
why?
Got you, beeeeelies!
Help!
Weeeeeelbyyyyyyyy
I
Ever will be
I got too many leaves!
Ever will be!
Will be
What the fuck
Even Texas in what a guy
Oh
For what oh
We'll be a fast way down.
That was tough.
Oh, no.
ff
ff
ff
ff
ff
ff
ff
ff
ff
ff
ff
ff
my rope broke
ff
Why?
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
I want to listen to Scabman's world.
Jesus is a friend. I've got a friend in Jesus.
I've got a friend in Jesus.
Yeah, I can do this shit I roll bro, if I want to, can be the honest.
Easy peasy.
Uh oh.
That's a demon.
That's a Jerry?
Oh.
How come Jerry's eating me?
Oh, I did not job.
aspect of that particular...
How'd that not work?
Explain it to me.
Explain it to me in Scottish, the only language that I speak now.
Buh-bye!
I wonder if this crab creature braps thinking emoji?
It's a fuckin' centipede, man.
Not good.
Oh, we're good.
Okay!
Alright.
Maybe you wanna break free, then you'll listen to me.
Arms ripped out of socket.
Yeah, get this HP, fellas.
Don't you think I love when Moon plays non-games like this?
What does that mean?
This is not a real video game, but I got an idea.
What does that shit mean?
I doth not understand.
No battle pat?
Oh, yeah.
I'll do it.
No freakin' battle pass, dude. This kinda actually hell.
Now that I think about it...
If you wanna break free, then you'll listen to me.
Scatman's world is how it goes.
Pop-o-peep-o-pop-a-pop-a-pop-a-pop-a-peep.
Scatman purgatory.
Dude, shut up.
You love scab, man. Just admit it.
Please pause the entire game.
I
And then he died and never made another song again, dude, so sad.
Really no, I made it up.
He did die soon, though, afterwards.
Dude, I'm kind of glad Scammy and John's dead, bro.
be honest. What the fuck? Hear me out. I don't have to suffer the disappointment of reading
that he's like an anti-vaxxer or some shit, you know what I mean? That was a good job,
I guess. That's a good bit.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hey! Scatman John's IDF Tour!
There's all things that can't happen there.
You know what I mean?
Okay... here we go.
Lucky.
Fuck you meme, bitch.
Fuck you meme, bitch.
What is Strombolis?
Oh, it's food. Is it like a pasta?
Brother, what?
Brother, what?
Brother, what?
What's that double boom?
I think we should ask the Costco, guys.
How come that guy in chat type, ha ha ha ha ha, in alt gas?
I'm not sure he was actually laughing, guys.
That was that tratter.
Of course, I aimed it perfectly, man.
Perfectly, man.
I think I did that show last time.
Boon, thanks for gifting.
Two million subs.
God, that's awesome.
God, he rips!
Oh.
Bam bam bam.
Bam bam bam.
Bam bam bam. Ow.
the
to show up Jesus
this song is like such a larp usually got thunder in his face
David these guys are larping like
Like God's like a anime protagonist.
He's got a lightning punch.
Oh.
They did.
The line about the Ritz dude like.
Where did my fucking grappling go?
God literally nukes of Sodom and Gomorrah in the Old Testament.
Erm, actually, prove it.
Erm, actually, I'm going to use the source.
Source?
I'm going to have to source that.
I think. Oh wait, now you're talking about your silly little fable book.
So fucking pathetic.
God told you.
Maybe we should get this guy admitted, what do you think fellas?
Institution
Hey, what
Yep
I'm getting tested for some kind of autism.
I think I have some form of autism.
Sure.
I don't know which one.
Which one is the coolest one?
Yeah, I'm a savant, I think.
Oh, like Rain Man?
Oh, I don't want to be Rain Man.
Oh, hey man.
I need a fucking gun!
I gotta eat my health!
I think he's better than Rain Man.
I don't think I'm better than Rain Man, it's just like his...
...his autism is by like math and shit, man.
Math is... math boring as hell, man.
I can't be like by like video games.
That'd be cool.
I
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHH
I fucked up
He's literally right behind me.
Um, guys?
The music's not AI slob, this is a famous song, dude, this is a very famous composition.
And everything you don't understand is AI.
Or is it?
Am I a crazy frog truther?
Yeah.
I am.
him. He always had the penis. This is Scottish. I know it's why I like it so much. It's easy
for me to understand. Because Scat-ish is my native tongue.
We bought it?
You know, they say that in the late 90s, Scatman and John actually tutored Crazy Frog and how to scat properly.
This is from an improv in the booth.
And they liked it so much they kept it.
Ow!
Is it the horror game?
If you're scared of falling.
Oh no.
Um, guys?
Do you think the guy who made Crazy Frog has an ego about having made Crazy Frog, dude?
Do you think he tells people?
Do I remember the nazi frog early 90s?
Amsterdance is better?
Do you know he was pissed about Amsterdance dude?
Holy shit!
He bit my rope.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM B
Okay, what he was a racist anyone that elderly during that time was raised
Big whoop dude.
They're boomers.
Next thing you say is that they didn't eat lead chips up a wall.
Freakin' boomers man.
Oh
Oh
of
No!
There's a bull!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
There's multiple. What the fuck am I supposed to do, man?
Bug spray.
Can we get some risk of rain or doom music? I got you, bro.
I
play ebay by weird out no
I always forget where to go.
That's all I have to say for now.
Brother
Oh
Now
I
Hmm, that was not quite sloped enough.
Well done, boss.
Well done.
Okay.
What if we're supposed to just drop all the way down?
I know how to do that.
Oh
Is he from Scotland?
No, but he's alive to come in.
He's alive to come in.
Not bad.
Swiftie unknown Robo killer in lock ethics or something.
Oh no.
Oh, fucking hell.
That was bad.
My HP man.
That was a good throw.
That was sick though, falling in the hole and grabbing that ledge there, dude.
I was sick though.
I believed.
Where's that first-time chatter dude?
Ouch!
ULTRA
ULTRA
ULTRA
ULTRA
Well, it doesn't even feel loud, but...
Champilates for 100 million years.
I'm gonna give them so quiet, but now I'm immersed.
Imagine this game in VR.
Didn't they already have that one VR game while you literally jump off of a building or whatever?
I
Come with fucking darling a bit let me swing
Why is the bug teleporting? It's not fair. There's multiple bugs.
And no, it's not fair.
I know what I want and I want it now.
I don't know the lyrics.
Breathing like a feral bull.
How about breathing like someone who's accomplishing an extraordinary physical state?
Come on, look at that.
I'm the fact that she's able to calm her heart rate down so quickly, kind of weird.
Hi, Amyle.
Not good.
I'm not good because she's not bad.
It's called fitness.
Okay, I want to see you do a picture of this.
I might do a picture of this, I mean do a video of this.
Mr. Fitness.
You go to the gym, right?
your gym guy?
Not good!
Fitness dick in your mouth, nice man.
I know what I want and I want it now.
Ooh!
What do you think is worse, having to deal with a feature of 6.7 or the hamster dam,
That's my song.
Six, seven.
He's trying to leave me!
Well, I'm ex-fellows.
Help!
Why isn't the hamster there?
That's funny, boys.
Oh.
Oh
Well? Well? Well? Well?
of
the
of
the
of
the
Okay, you think they still do yeah, but I was like
Like did he rate parties and shit, you know what I mean?
We're $50 hot dogs
How did you miss?
This is why I grew up in the Wigfield. I've never heard of this before. It's not good.
I don't I don't like the piano uncultured
the video is literally just a lady getting ready in front of a mirror dude
I like when he says dick.
I can only say dare though.
I learned that from Yakuza.
a
like a dragon
I miss.
You know, I'm not even trying.
Yeah, I'm literally not even trying, you guys know that right?
You know that right?
You're quiet as fuck?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, what's up?
Hey.
I'm not quiet, the music's live, you understand that, right?
As you just learned James, so Safry duo played a live.
Do you know the secret tech of baiting the bugs?
I'm not gonna believe anything a dad or has to say.
Bro this shit is shitty Brazilian blue man group.
No offense.
Sorry.
Oh, I'm gonna get some cover real quick BRB it's Danish fuck you
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Take your mind, let your energy run
Let the heat take away the pain
You're an eminent don't take it away
Let your soul's bring down
All the power you possess
And your mortal heart
Take your mind, let your energy run
as equal shit improved
says a chatter. The
Scatman was a jazz musician. Do you guys know that?
Don't count that one.
jazzed musician...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Scammy named himself ever sexual fetish.
Not true.
Not fucking true, man.
It was called scatting.
Before that.
bitch you literally don't remember the name of your scat sona from yesterday it's
It's Pootie-Tang.
I'm at work.
Sadate!
Hahahaha!
Fuck your nose on the runny-cow.
Hahahaha!
No one else gets to be pootie-tang.
No thing I should try this run?
You know that movie was directed by Louis C.K.?
I did.
You do a no damage run?
I'm sure it's possible.
Can I do it?
Probably.
God game
You know you get something special if you can play this not taking damage nice try chatter
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, bud
I forgot to get some socks my feetsies is cold
Oh.
Yep.
Swag.
Stop sniffing them.
Oh, right in the hole, huh?
I'm dead, I'm so dead.
Sign you pity on the runny cat.
I know I can get in there, you son of a bitch!
Please don't die till the buggy will make me fucking pissed in all caps.
I'll try.
I bonked my head, but took no damage, here we go.
The amount of upper body strength would be something like this, dude.
Not realistic for a video game, I'm gonna be honest.
It's kind of pissing me off.
Now.
Oh, nearly forgot!
damage from that branch. I guess our momentum was low enough. I think I can get this. The
Scatman phase? Did I'm in my Scatman era, dude?
I'm calling out to Scatman...
I'm calling out to Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free, then you better listen to me.
Flip the layers for instructions on how to open a portal to scatland.
Seems more likely than not.
These scatman's in scat heaven.
Man, scatman was probably racist, guys.
Actually, I guess not.
That'll go against the, uh, the message.
Dude, I do just have to drop down.
Back to the pit.
Nooooo!
Tell me about the color of your soul.
as we're my HP gap
this is because he's bald does not mean he's racist
nah I just assumed he was racist because he was old
If you wanna break free, then you better listen to me, damn.
He was trying to free us from the matrix, dude.
Uh-oh.
I didn't download RPG Maker like I said I was going to, by the way.
I'm sorry.
I was going to make Scatter RPG, which is the story of Scatland, but I'm misleading
title for some.
Not good.
What?
Scatman Estate would sue you.
Dude, there's probably not a Scatman estate man. He's not like Elvis. He should have been like Elvis.
Why does that guy keep trying to get banned?
Wait, what if he's using Unicode to type 12, so it doesn't get picked up by the ball?
Come on.
What if this guy's stolen ball right now?
If you wanna break free,
you better listen to me sacrifice three people in a ritual circle spill blood
for scat man in order to enter scat man's world if you want to be free then
listen to me sacrifice your humanity
it's more likely than you think
Making an innocent man Satan, it's not that I'm making him Satan, it's just, there's a certain set of requirements you have to fill before you can enter scatland. That's all.
You have to kill 12 dogs, sacrifice one baby.
It's only most cops getting into Staten Island.
Unrelatable.
Damn, Chrissy, no.
Also, it's Staten Island.
Hi fucking man!
EBR and Alex for 69 months dude?
Wow.
Tomorrow's your birthday, what am I gonna get you big torta?
What do Brazilian guys like to get for their birthday?
Do you guys like a get out of jail free card from like the local cartel?
How much does that cost?
gets pulled over by cartel uh-uh look what I've got
American bigot moment.
Are there not cartels in Brazil?
A swag as fuck.
Gwinsky boy got banned.
How come this guy was so insistent upon calling our bloke?
Calling out to Splatman?
Did he not believe us?
Calling out to Splatman's world?
If you wanna be free, then you must grapple to me.
Alfranco's exresubit- Maybe he just really wanted to submit his
I need a twist to this one was
Play the song I've already played it twice today though
Don't you think that's a little too much
It's for the ritual.
I'm literally not even trying right now.
i'm literally not human
praireenter live league not even probably
literally not even trying right i'm literally not you can try andabi
literally not even trying around here
I'm literally not even trying right now.
I'm literally not even dry right now.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Sigh.
I'm literally not even dry right now, hang on.
All right.
Okay, friend?
Okay, okay!
No damage.
Alright, some damage.
Gun!
Gun!
I
Yeah
I heard the thunk noise and I thought I was dead.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Calling out to Scatman's World.
Oops.
We got to do a more straight ball.
Oh, I was dead for sure.
It always happens.
Oh my dear.
No!
We're getting pretty good at that though, the beginning.
Well, well, well.
I'll come down here.
of
son of a bitch
Why did that take so long?
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
A little peculiar.
I'm getting a bit... and I get real high, and I...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah.
I said hey.
What's going on?
I said hey.
What's going on?
Oh my god, do I try?
Try all the time.
In this institution.
Oh my god.
Do I pray?
Yeah.
Ow.
Oh my god!
Do I break?
Meow!
Ow!
Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings.
Yeah!
I'm dead.
Never mind.
ELECTRIC ABODU
Holy moly
ELECTRIC ABODU
Fuck!
Rushing dude, rushing.
Park up
I think if we go fast enough, we can actually just make it up.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Well, never mind.
I'm the greatest of all time.
I got to miss the old version of the song, I'm being honest.
What am I doing?
Didn't get to take a break from retry slop for a bit.
You want some Battle Plash Slop, dude?
Hmm, I don't like how close they are.
I'm sorry, I think I forgot something.
That was the best one we've done yet
Bruce key, thanks for seven copy indexes of it
I feel like I'm going fast.
I keep coming over here.
Not Daigro Boots.
Boomer Slop.
Oops.
Noob!
Okay.
I miss.
Well, that fucking hurt.
Well, I might be dead.
Can you be front of the setup page?
No.
Traveler.
No.
Okay, fringe much.
What?
Not good, fellas, not good.
We wall thanks for subbing.
You're eight-year-old could beat this?
No, this is really hard.
No one could beat this.
literally no one
Hey, didn't happen to the sun, because my aim was broken.
I got my Spider-Man.
How come there was ever a grapple hero?
I guess bad, man.
They cheat to use a gun.
Grapple gun.
Not again, guys.
Protect me, Jesus.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
the way
I got it!
Dude shut up!
Here we go, let's hear some classical music in this bitch.
No way.
Have I played wait-knuckle?
That's a game about climbing.
That's a game about falling.
Thanks for tuning in.
Oops.
Well, well, well, gravity, we meet again.
I
of
the
the
child was a little bit
Little liking in APG, thanks for some...
Mama Mia
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
What a good song, dude.
God save the queen.
Oh
Oh
the
the
to
the
to
the
to
the
to
to
the
the
to
to
I didn't wait for an answer, fuck you guys.
That's one of a bitch.
This is my favorite part right here by the way.
In case anyone was wondering, I know you don't give a fuck but whatever.
Swag?
Man-ass.
Oh
Okay.
Okay.
Well well well...
Okay.
Well... oh my god!
Okay, dude.
We're listening to Bolero.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Hmm.
Heh heh.
Not good.
of
death
of
death
of
That's not a bitch.
I got so nervous to let go of the button.
Ain't no fuckin' way.
You
Now we...
I missed.
Hmm. I appear to have taken a wrong turn.
Oh, we did.
Um, fellas?
No!
I live, but how?
AI music punches you in the throat.
I'll lose in time here boys.
Dude, relax.
Relax!
I
Want to go pee real quick fellas
No moonskipping this game the whole first section is the moon skip are you kidding me? Yes, me Lord
This is the moonscape where I was
There's a better skip. I don't fucking care, bitch. After Chad told me to do it, Chad told
me he said I wonder if you can free fall okay he's not say I wonder if you can
free fall three times in a row to make it through the tiny hole at the bottom of
that chasm you did not fucking say that shit
right back one sec
It's coming up! It's coming up! It's coming up! It's coming up!
G.K. Ho!
You got to rest, it's all too late.
You just need to be, it's the new, new baby.
Don't be so mean.
Help me, come on, move it.
Get back to work, it's my thing.
Hey fellas!
He fells.
No camera, you pooped and took your shirt off, huh?
No.
I got cursed out by Ja Rule in Eris's chat today, how's your day so far?
You had Ja chats in chat sometimes?
Oh wait, he told you.
You said you got cursed out by Jarl in Eris's chat today.
But I checked Jarl's logs and he cursed you out here 30 minutes ago.
You got friggin' pwned.
Alright.
It's just so swag, dude, it's actually so fucking swag.
and
Last swag, but still cool.
Oh
Yeah
Whatever, it doesn't matter, we'll just take no more damage.
I'm not gonna say I'm kind of enlarging his penis.
Don't worry about it.
Alright.
Fine.
You hear a white knuckle? Yeah, that's a climb again. This is a falling game.
Same joke. I'm gonna keep saying it if I keep getting asked the same question.
I think that's fair.
Oh.
The guy in chat said he was attaching weights to his penis to increase shaft size.
The giver of white knuckles slashed me balls of piss.
What the fuck is Flickr gooning?
I feel like that's a question that if you ask, you already know the answer to.
Oh my.
Man.
I
Yeah, how does this keep on up like what I'm doing?
Brother.
How did that all land?
Well, now we improvise.
I
close, holy shit
of
Okay.
Weird.
I think we can get one more.
Okay.
Weird.
Weird.
Weird.
Weird.
Weird.
Weird.
Weird.
No. Oh my god.
Hmm, fringe?
What a fucking mess!
Oh
I need it.
I'm dead.
I
Did it again?
Fuck!
They literally saved place, man!
Hmm.
What is that?
Hmm, weird? Weird? Weird?
Close though, close.
Oh, where the fuck am I?
Easy peasy, never end out.
Squished like a melon against the wall, dude.
I
Mom yeah
Hmm.
I don't think you're supposed to be able to catch that.
Gotta go, gotta go straight.
into the solid rock.
What's this email?
I'm the splat man!
There's got to be a way to like reliably like skip that part
Not dead, that's a dub.
Well, wait, where am I?
I know where I am.
Oh my God.
Let's admit it.
I
What is that?
There ain't no way.
We're dead.
I missed you, man!
Hmm. Not good.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, we hung ourselves.
Someone in chat said, awesome, that's not awesome, that's cringe.
I know you're gonna catch me.
I
I almost fell into the pit.
Please go away.
You bet it.
Fuckin' bitch, man!
uh
What does enemy in my brain?
I can't do that voice over even though
There I'm going for it.
Hmm, cringe?
Hmm, cringe?
Actually, bad.
Oops, not bad.
No, no.
Something always reminds me of the Cathedral in, uh,
something even I...
There's got to be a quick way down there that I'm not saying.
YouTube, the fucking speedrunner is acting like that knowledge is his.
Beep, beep, beep!
There's your sheep.
Little fucking bitch.
Little bitch-ass bitch.
Oh, it's the dev? Oh, shit.
I'm just gonna, I know, I know this all the way up.
I'll have to go with you.
Oh!
Okay!
They give up on ready or not?
No, I became ready.
Goodbye, HP.
I wanted to go to the right a little bit.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
I
All right.
Let's try behind us.
Uh-oh.
I don't think we're close.
Oh, we might.
Ah!
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
Hmm.
Haha.
Alright.
That was the head.
Oh.
That's the head!
Oh.
That's the head!
Well, that's the head.
Well, that's the head.
Then, that's the head.
Yeah.
That's the head.
All right
Up
I'm so fucking lucky that I didn't get bit there, dude. I'm so fucking lucky. It's almost like I stopped there for a moment to give myself
momentum to swing over its fucking head.
So naked! So naked!
You're an idiot!
You're a fucking dumbass!
You can't even see that!
Don't move!
Wait, this way.
I wanna find a consistent way to jump off of that.
I wish I could like freeze frame and like see.
Spring!
Not good.
Is the name of the song please?
It's called Bolero.
It's been used in many pieces of fiction.
Oh.
There just has to be a better way.
It literally has to be a better way.
I'm not seeing it.
I missed.
You know...
Hold on.
It's not perfect, but...
Oh
God
Where the fu- where the- where my hook go?
Hey!
Where my freaking hook go at?
There's gonna eat it up, I just had to go.
Well, I guess I didn't need that health on the way, fellas.
Editors know he did need that help.
He's an excruciating pain.
Okay, weird.
I'll be right back.
Mate, my video missed me talking mate.
That was pretty quick.
That wasn't close enough for the wall.
Come on!
Oh, my god.
Great.
Come on, we're good.
Come on, we're good.
Oh
Well, but I took damage again.
How does that not catch anything man?
I got a piece of chill.
You gonna show me that?
You gonna show me peace?
old
baby
Thanks for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
Let's go.
I don't know.
Add splat lol.
I think you guys are already doing it.
you
Played the bowls intro song
You mean NBA on NBC
of
Oh
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Play 18-12 overture.
I think I'm classic music down classical music down
Now, play with my dickin' balls.
No little ball snipper. I won't do that.
Thug love by bone thugs and Tupac?
I don't like Tupac.
Is that weird good?
Fuck you dog.
Okay?
Fuck you dog.
Hey?
What about Biggie?
I don't like Biggie either.
Oh, god.
My death.
The slope.
I can't believe I missed.
I
of
the
I'm telling you guys, like, there's a super easy way to do that, and I'm just literally not saying it.
of
I'm going to go for a little bit of a jump.
Going what?
You're going a little too fast.
That's it.
Oh
Ain't no
Oh, not good.
Super not good.
I'm so dumb!
I'm so dumb!
I
Work
Hmm.
No, no.
I have an idea.
That wasn't it, I fucked up.
We are moving too much!
I think I can do it hang on I gotta jump left off of that.
of
the
death
of
Hey, 360?
I did it.
Was that swaggin' up?
Am I swaggin' up?
Feels like...
Now bankrupting's a lot, Biden. You're welcome.
But you're not the president. Wake up, chatter.
You've been in a coma for years. Wake up.
for nine years.
Brem, brrem, brrem, brrem!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
You live a high death count gamer challenge, don't you?
I'm really only dying because I'm trying to find these shortcuts and shit.
I can play Twitch chat and probably just like grapple every ledge or some shit you
know what I mean?
Like a bunch of pussies.
A little pussie.
Okay, man.
Yow!
Is the dead end?
Oh, you hungry, boys?
I
What fucking killed me?
Never knew classical music had such comedic timing.
They figured that that shit I would like looney tunes.
That was like the premise of the show.
Hence, the tunes.
Well, it has another meaning, right?
Because they're cartoons.
You know what I mean?
That's what I assumed as a kid.
I never got it.
This is a dumb.
T'chow? Ooh, Lightning McQueen.
her channel do it like a Owen Wilson her channel her channel
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Talking about a curtail?
Wow.
Me when Kachorpa hasn't been posted in forever?
They killed my boy.
Don't believe it.
Wow, Kachorpa.
Hmm, I think I missed.
I know I missed.
Oh, that's okay.
Check this out.
Plot.
Right that fall.
How many swags out of ten?
I'm gonna give it like a seven.
Conservative seven.
Have I ever heard this was definitely like a Looney Tunes episode? Honestly a lot of like classical
I'm skipping a hill, it was just taking too long to get back up there, so we're gonna
get this one instead.
Uh-oh!
Oh, shit.
I don't think... Oh my god.
Uh-oh.
Well...
All we have to do is not take any damage and we won't die.
side and just so being orders here buddy
I'm genuinely surprised with that land I'm gonna be honest
I
Hmm
like a goose. Okay.
Oh, how does that miss? How does that, that was flawless, man.
I think I'm taking a million damage.
Or not.
Bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap....
Aargh!
Do you have some arms? I have a socket.
No, we're in a universe where...
Humans don't have arms.
Uh-oh.
Is there an end? Yes.
Final Advent, thanks for 7.
Thank you.
Well, here we go.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhh!
Wait, how do we take no damage?
YOUCH!
You play this like you don't want to beat it?
Dude, I'm playing this to swag out.
How do they go against it?
It's purely about swag and looking cool.
That's good.
Okay.
All right big man, so right now you probably go back up to the top, line up your jump, me.
I'm gonna die and do it again.
You wanna know why?
Moonskip.
Moonskip 2.
Okay, this isn't good.
Hang on.
Alright, check it out.
Moonskip.
360 Moonskip, actually.
Actually 720 Moonskip.
Yeah, check this shit out.
Meanwhile, you'd be like,
Oh, boy!
Hey!
Nice room!
I don't fall right here!
That would be so bad!
Meanwhile, me.
Fucking.
Swaggin' the frick out.
Guys, when we get drafted and we get drafted into the drone cork, because we're gamers,
do you think they'll let me play Scatman's World on the speakers of my drone as I'm
flying it in?
Uh-oh.
I know, we good.
I don't know if I make it.
Time to find out!
Ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
Scatman's World.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Bing-ba-ga-ding-da-ding-da-ding.
Scatman's world.
Ba-ba-bee-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Imagine, dude.
You know, I don't think, I think the Scatman would be opposed to Warb.
As his, as his chosen, uh...
Bizzier.
I feel like he would make an exception, you know what I mean?
out
out
don't kill me
Yippee!
I almost died.
Dude, can you imagine?
Blasting Scatman's world dude.
Scatman's world.
Bop-o-bee-bo, bo-bo-dup.
Please shut the fuck up.
I don't think these guys see the vision.
I'm thinking I'm probably going to rate you a bad referral in the Gates of Scatland open,
dude.
When we complete the ritual.
I better not see your ass at the Gates of Scatland.
Let's just fucking say that.
Let's just fucking say that.
Ohhhh, buddy!
This hand would be like, oh, okay, all right, come on, oh, oh, okay, come on, oh, oh, oh.
You're just not about that... that life, dude.
Welp.
Scatman's world be like tell me about the color of your soul.
Fat man, scat man, brown and black and white man tell me about the color of your soul dude.
But in scat RPG my RPG maker exclusive RPG game tells the tale of corruption in the church
of scat.
And the corrupt church official, instead of seeing the true message behind those words
where everyone's equal dude, he literally makes it so that fat people, black people, brown
people and white people are the chosen people of scatland, dude.
It's a story about restoring racial equality guys.
Ska-Lan has no races.
That's the point though right?
That's what Jon was trying to say.
I don't know what to say.
That's what he was trying to say.
There is no race right?
But the corrupt church official aims Ska-Lan.
It interprets the song literally!
Can you lock it and stop talking about Scatman RPG?
No, man.
That's all I think about.
That's all I think about.
All I think about is the corrupt apostle that ruined John's message.
Are you getting the Trump passport?
How come they call them passports when you use them to fly?
Airport?
Shut up, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
Smartass.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
doing everyone in scatland speak some scatter so like we try to talk to them
before learning scatter so it's just literally them scatting in the dialogue
box dude holy shit you're gonna find someone to teach you that would be
cool
This is a USA exclusive MMO, no no no, we made an RPG maker, so everyone can play for
free that's what's got man gone they die yeah he's been dead I'm over I've
been dead for like 27 years dude he's gonna be back though like JC dude you
I don't know him like that, don't call him that.
C'mon, don't call him that.
You do not know him like that.
No, not JC Denton.
I've been playing, I've been meaning to play the original Deus Ex, I've never actually played it.
Uh-oh.
Yow!
It's boring as fuck, but still a good game. I'm in it for the story on that game, I think.
You like that 360?
Erm...
Can we all agree that like you won't, you guys won't steal my idea for ScatterPG by the
It's a bad idea anyway.
I'm actually going to make those shit.
You are not, dude!
What the fuck, huh?
You won't make it to the point you would call it a good game though.
I'm gonna make it, and the battle system is literally gonna be Persona 5's.
Except without the Personas.
Where are you fighting in scatland that's the whole thing dude you get sent to scatland because you are a loyal scatter
or whatever or you believe in or like maybe it's like a situation where like heaven was always scatland right
You die, you go there.
You're not supposed to fight in scatling.
It's supposed to be a realm of peace.
But there is fighting.
Why?
Find out.
Find out.
Pretty sure Nintendo has the baton per combat systems.
Oh, for that one.
Oh, that's fine.
We'll just make it legally distinct.
Ow.
Uh-oh.
Ow!
I kind of don't like the name SCAT RPG though because it kind of like...
kind of implies something, you know what I mean?
Like the poop stuff.
I feel like if you made like Goon RPG, you know what I mean?
RPG about like a henchman?
People like, where'd the Vicargoonie?
Oh, it's Catman RPG.
It doesn't need a new name, I think.
Oh, it's Catman? That still kind of applies though.
How about 90s ESA guy?
No?
Why not?
John's path?
The path of John.
Have some Christian iconography and like the splash screen when you start it or whatever
dude?
Actually like a sacrilegious story about Batman John the late 90s
I think there's a lot of potential
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
I'm talking about.
Eow!
Isakai in 92?
That was the main character in Isakai though.
Looks like an iconically like early 90s.
Scott Contour!
Oh hell yeah dude.
Uh oh.
Nope.
Scott, concert, that's funny.
Secondhand smoke. Dude, secondhand smoke in acid rain, maybe?
Is number acid rain? I remember being disappointed I never got to see acid rain.
We solved it.
Yeah.
Born in the wrong generation, am I right, fellas?
Born too late for acid rain.
Ow!
Can we all admit that like I actually have a good game idea and you guys are actually
just kind of talking shit right now because you're so dumb.
Can we talk about that?
Can we talk about that?
Can we please talk about that?
Fine, I admit it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Peace beaks for all of you guys by the way.
I don't want a vibe, Kota.
It's really easy to make RPG Maker games.
Oh god. Well, not good, not good. But I'm good. Improvisation, go!
Alright, we got this!
You vibe code everything you work in NASA.
Yeah, not for long, bitch.
me when I'm going to space gee I sure hope everything works just fine me when
I'm the NASA engineer who used chat GPT to make sure everything was gonna be
fun
Brock no mistakes
Fuck
Rock check this code make sure there are no errors
Rock
GROCK, compose code that will allow a spaceship to enter and exit space.
How come no one's used GROCK to like make time travel, you know what I mean?
Oh no.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh.
Get your degree from Kerbal Space Program?
I'll take the Kerbal guy over the uh...
ChadGBT guy.
I mean I guess you know I think if I'm gonna do this RPG dude I think I don't want like
A silent protag, you know what I mean?
I think I would want one that talks.
Oh.
So you would have to have a static name.
It's not Chris.
Could be Chris, actually.
What about Chris Griffin?
No relation to family, guys.
Is it my name, Chris?
So what?
Uh-oh.
who's like who's the companion that's gonna die but is like a very wise and
otherworldly companion? Jesus? Oh my god, wait. It could be Jesus. Mr. Rogers? Okay, but it
needs to be legally distinct, Mr. Rogers, okay? I don't think there's a Jesus Christ
of state so we probably get away with that one in the end though.
I have to ask the Pope.
Guys, I don't think the Pope's gonna get permission for Jesus Christ to appear on my RPG Maker
exclusive scatman's war unfortunately I don't think it's on the cards he seems
like a cool guy. Chris Farley. Hmm. Maybe, maybe. I can see the vision. See the problem
with chris farley is that he was a comedian and it kind of sets an expectation that he
needs to be funny but what if I'm like not writing it you know what I mean jack black
I mean, Jack Black would be good because he scats, so.
He'd be like, Flicka-goo!
Wrigga-goo! First of mine, then the crotch!
Wrigga-goo!
He teaches you the language? Wait, maybe.
Erm, uh, guys? Ow.
It shouldn't be funny. It should be heartfelt.
Like an emotional story all the way through.
Oh.
Hold on.
Emotion.
Dude, let's make it like Undertale, guys.
What do you think?
I'm dead, by the way.
Undertale.
Undertale!
Trauma, dumb slob!
Weeeee!
Be me? Sitting in Starbucks on my Apple laptop?
Someone walks up. Oh man, you're... you're a writer. What are you working on?
Oh you know, it's like a...
We're rid of Japanese RPGs.
Yeah, I love those, like my own face.
Yeah, like Elden Ring?
Yeah, kinda like Elden Ring, yeah.
95% of society not responding that way.
I just got double damage.
Dude, you don't know shit, babe.
Why don't you shut your b-
Oh, man.
Sorry.
Come on, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
If that second long jump without using the sidewall, you bait a posa.
Um, they should just leave you go fast enough, like it's hard to throw your hook any distance.
Like it goes limp.
Like I did.
Who's the villain in Scatman's World?
I'm telling you, it's a story about church corruption, dude, in class and in quality.
Fucking idiot.
Sorry.
Sounds woke.
It's dark woke.
I don't think we're going to make it, fellas.
Oh, look at him!
I'm just gonna add you to my Tamadachi Island.
What's it called?
I mean, depending on the copyright, we go with Scatman's World, I think.
That's the easiest one.
That's the easiest one.
Do you think this will work?
Can you get the right saddest songs to the game?
No, we'll get a midi version of it.
I don't want the real song.
Except for like the like...
You can use a real song, but I got a very emotional moment, dude.
Who the fuck are you talking to?
When the sacrifice happens?
Yeah, dude, yeah.
I'm talking to you, by the way, idiot.
There's going to be a mini version of Scatman's World on YouTube.
Hold on.
Why was this uploaded two years ago?
Dude, this is a bop, I'm telling you guys!
overworld music no no no no no no no hell no there ain't gonna be an overworld
hell no
it has the main menu music dude and then it's gonna start and the main character
gets killed at a scott concert dude and gets isekai to scatman's world.
Scott SCA.
Oh, there you go.
Special new in universe genre of music.
And instead of scott music, it's literally just scott music, except the
mate the lead singer always scats all the time okay we got up are we gonna make it
like fear and hunger and have there been multiple main characters?
Hold up.
Hold up, hold up.
I don't like silent protagonists in RPGs.
I don't think anyone does, actually.
And if anyone says I do, didn't ask.
You.
That rolls off.
The games like this are chipping where you're standing and that's where you're
really on about scatman for two hours dude I honestly is un unbridled jealousy
dude unbridled jealousy dude that's all it is
it's just not good look
Unbridled. Unpeen up, brittle.
You can get this.
Ah!
Tell us why you're into him recently, because the one fucking song
that we listened to the other day that I had never heard before, the one where he explains
that there is a special language that only people in Scatland speak
and that it sounds like a leprechaun sock.
and then I got to thinking I was like it's kind of weird that there's like so
much thought put into like the lore of this imaginary place that's only ever
been spoken about in music by a guy who released like two singles that people
like one of them does mention Catalan by name okay and does wax philosophical
about the nature of scatlin okay you follow me so far bitch
read the wiki he had a whole show
what are you talking about what do you mean
How do you know that?
Please!
Oh, shit!
There's the Scatman and John songs.
And suit black-eyed peas back in...
Oh, f***ing weird.
Well, where'd we go?
I got it.
Coby!
There is no way there was a Skyman John show. What channel was up?
It's on Spike. Spike did not exist.
Cnbc, ohhhh, fake new Cnbc, got it, got it, bro that seems a lot closer than it actually
is by the way.
I don't want to write 10 chapters of Scanlan RPG, only to find out if this is a joke
for you.
First of all it's not a joke, second of all I can write that shit myself, okay.
However I appreciate your contribution.
Oh, that's the end I think.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Well, what if I suicide, so I don't have to play the game in the stream?
We just think.
There's a level after this.
No way.
OK, first of all, I don't want to do the inverted one,
because I like falling.
I don't like climbing. I mean, I like climbing too, but...
You have stepped through the viper's pit and in doing so wrestled a truth from the depths.
You don't climb in the invert trial.
There were no answers here. Only those within yourself.
Speedrun tries to fall into it head first and hit E before you die
This game was awesome
Bad news
scatman's world made eight years ago oh I got crashed because he I'm calling
out from scatlin and clive for scatman's world
they're exist already
no
What kind of game is it?
I got an achievement.
First kill in inverted unlocked.
Ashen hooked unlocked.
Where's the Ashen hooked?
Where's the Ashton hook, dude?
Oh
Looks different
This is so bullshit dude, I can't somebody made some fucking shitty throwaway good dough
Oh, Scatman's a world-dude, I mean, while I'm thinking about like how I can contribute
Something meaningful, right?
I like that you don't have to climb up in this mode. It seems even the developer agrees with me.
Carpe's you make her worse than good though?
Bro, it ain't a competition, dawg.
Damn, I'm dead by the way.
Help!
I want to download this, but I don't want to virus.
can you imagine like a dramatic like you know how like like the shitty like NBC
drama shows or whatever have like a slowed down version of life and like movie trailers to
I get a dramatic version of Scatman where he's like
Ba-ba-bee-ba-ba-da-ba
Explain that to me. I'm the best, actually.
I wonder how hard it was to invert those.
How do we want to do this?
I know I want to do this.
Yippee!
I'm glad your dreams were correct.
Dude, it's not over!
I just called something else!
Oh, I caught some of them.
They don't need they made Overwatch twice.
Yeah what's he gonna do to me? He doesn't own Scatman.
Ow!
Ow!
Oh, we got him.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Fine.
Why did I do that?
Is it the song from Digimon? Yes, it actually isn't Digimon.
Dig, dig, dig...
Digimon.
Dancing!
Uh-oh.
I
Ow
You ever played Jump King?
I played the first one.
I really did not like Jump King.
Like, I don't mind struggle games at all, in fact, I like them, but, like, I don't
I did not like how it was hard to tell how precise your jump was going to be in a...
Jumping.
Is he no zero, they should sub it.
The art in jumping was good though, I thought.
I'm not fucking back off.
Wheeeee!
Dude, eventual revelation, main character is actually Scatman Johnson, dude.
Holy shit.
Don't spoil?
Okay, what if I'm just giving you fake spoilers now so that when I make it and you guys play
It's actually like it's like what it's a completely different reveal
Will be
My money
Hey man, wasn't I commie, dude? Don't call him that.
That's the line.
That's the line, dude.
It's the line I cannot believe exists, bro.
Not to believe, yeah.
Oh, believe in love.
Will be
For you and me
Got to believe
progress
where's the centipede though?
what if I'm just so fast?
okay man
I found him
better be a bit more
go away
i like to eat on to climb this one
ever
will be
And credit song dude.
You're welcome, John.
You're freaking welcome, dude.
mind area
Big fuckin' eel.
Oh no.
Nice.
Oh, no.
Nice.
So man, I'm climbing over here.
I'm ballin' over here.
Please.
Why do we follow Master Bruce?
And the words of...
Trumbul Wumbul.
To get back up the game.
I throw in the juicer as well.
I'm sure you'll understand.
Oh, that there's a cult over here.
Not like this.
Heeeey!
Got you, bee-leeeeeeep!
No damage, right?
Nice.
There's no way.
I fucking missed.
I'm feeling greasy, dude.
There's no way he bounces like that!
I just saw that dude
oh
burning burning burning burning burning burning
I did not like pink panther cartoon. I only saw that shit infrequently the.. I miss BT-Bibs.
Okay, I don't mean to let go, but here we go!
We didn't see your dead splattered forces.
That would have been a good touch actually.
It's like a little blood pool.
Alas.
Got Deadpool.
Hehe, love that guy.
He does not care about the fourth wall.
Let's just say that.
Where the fuck am I?
Good.
Dude, it can't do that!
It's...
Well, hesitation is defeat.
What?
Ouchies!
Go kill him!
Alright.
I'll kill him.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
You know the song reminds me of
Wario Woods
the one song
Wario's wood yeah yeah whatever it is
it's not like it's not like that part like
Bairmpe dee prt be dee prt dee prt
it has that part of this like whatever fucking song is in that game but like
no one asked grandpa
i don't like the way you speak to me
henceforth you will not be upon the scat register
let me go pee real quick
RQ RQ RQ
Can I do that?
Yes, me Lord.
Thank you.
Beer B.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
review.
John Torso, thanks for subbing.
I've heard it's from the music god, that's my bad.
Paper Minecraft block
Dude shut up man
That's some time to think while AFK and honestly, I'm a bit disappointed and you guys for not encouraging me to pursue my dream
Fuck you.
No, fuck you, bitch.
I did check logs.
Oh, thanks.
That means a lot.
But right now I'm focusing on the negative.
I think you should make it anyway. I'm gonna start working on the script I
think guys.
Bury system? Of course. Of course.
Wait till Moon Jam to start working on it.
Bro, that's not a two-day game.
That's my Magnum Opus.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Well, well, well, we'll meet again.
Oh, we...
Dead on my screen?
Man, you're a new dude.
Alright, where we drop them?
Let's go!
I may have made a mistake.
I got a Coca-Cola bottle.
Isn't this how they made the plastic bottles of Coke smaller?
Thinner?
What up with that?
Microplastics in your balls okay that has nothing to do with the coke the coke bottle
being thinner though.
Also I'm microplastics maxing dude.
I'm trying to get as many microplastics in my balls as I can.
Oh, fuck!
Right, cherry float coke, yeah.
Nah, I'm an OG coke guy. I like OG coke.
Shut the fuck up.
Why do these guys keep telling me to shut up?
I don't like that.
Like the name Scatbound?
That's a good name. Good name.
I think we should not have Scat in the name though. We don't want to confuse people, guys.
That's dishonest.
Scat-ish ring.
Guys, where's my hook?
Guys.
Dude, every Final Fantasy game is about, like, it's all political and shit.
should be easy to make a escape of my things.
I thought I fancy weebs be all like dude this has the great story ever do great story ever
Bro, I think maybe we need like an anime character to get like the weeb vote
Maybe like Hatsune Miku literally just Hatsune Miku
I fucking missed!
It's just how Tune Miku wearing a trill beady.
What's with that workin'?
Local Cord Parasite infects Scottish thoughts, no, no, no.
It's gotta be an original story with original thoughts, you know what I mean?
What's the message, dude?
What's the fucking moral?
Believe in yourself?
Hmmmm.
Gay?
Anyone else?
I think gay is okay.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is it is
But there has to be like a secondary moral because
Scantlet in scantlin tolerant the story's already about tolerance again, but we'd like a secondary moral for the player view
No
something needs to be corrupting scarrow yeah dude you know it is
don't worry I got I got the main plot hook settled dude
not chatter dad beats main for tagging us he has depression
Nah, he's in a skull band, S.C.A.
Ah!
Shit, the fuck!
Can I buy this idea for you just so you shut the fuck up and buy it forever?
Nah, I'm...
I kind of believe in this.
I kind of believe in this, dude.
I don't think I want to sell.
How do you miss that?
He was genuinely considering it.
Maybe that's the moral, dude.
Don't give him the big chat.
All your fucking dreams, dude.
herself big scat over big chat holy moley here we go
Not bad, not bad.
Okay, kind of fucked up.
Kind of fucked up that that did all of my help.
Uh-oh.
There are gonna be other YTMND memes after the Scatman arc.
It's not Whitey Mendeen, he's a real person.
So producing him to a meme.
Someone sent me a video of a...
That game, Scatman's World, you guys linked on there, Trio.
It's literally...
They still image of the Scatman that says I'm the Scatman and Scatman's world is playing
and it's like just a green field.
And the image is like floating in the air.
So obviously he's not as much about it as I do because I would have put way more
effort into it personally, but...
Give him put any effort into it?
Not true.
We're spitballing right now.
That's part of the creative process.
You're mad.
Don't forget that.
You're mad AF.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Get it?
Well use AI in its development. No, no. I don't have to
Okay, I lied. I might have to use AI to generate an image of Scatman and John as like a Jesus
like you know how... There's a lot of like portraits of Jesus and he's got like the halo
stuff like that no one's gonna draw that dude
you will draw that yeah I'm just kidding I'm not gonna do that
And Kobe maybe I should uh take it maybe I should go a little slow thoughts
We'll draw furry porn. Yeah, but that's like a lucrative market. You know what I mean?
They'll be like, oh yeah, people draw furry foes, they'll draw anything.
No, man.
They're drawing furry for no purpose, because they want to.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
How do you think porn artists jerk off to their own content?
I dunno.
Do you think maybe it's like the 10 crack commandments by Biggie Smalls where he's like,
Number five, never get high on your own supply.
No talking about it.
Was it number five?
Number four.
That's a shame.
I feel like five in high rhymes pretty well.
I feel like an opportunity was missed.
I'll make sure to tell him, thank you.
I'm not trying to...
I'm not trying to like...
Say I know more about rap than Biggie Smalls, but...
Can I call him how I see him, you know what I mean?
You can't see shit, four eyes.
I only got like negative 1.5s.
Bitch.
BITCH!
BITCH!
Bob-O-Beat!
They're doing pretty good.
I have double astigmatism though, so...
I've been seeing halos all the time.
No, not ha- yeah, yeah, I guess- I guess halo too, yeah.
I'll allow it.
Even though you're making fun of my disability.
And if I made fun of yours, my chat would not be pleased!
Now...
Rules for thee, not for me.
Yeah, man. It's not fair.
I think the coolest thing about being fat is being able to make fun of fat people.
That's awesome.
Not the coolest part?
Diabetes.
Ow!
You can be skinny with diabetes though?
Yeah.
Sucks to suck, dude.
Hey man, what's up?
I'm diabetic and I weigh a hundred and fifty-five pounds.
You gotta do insulin? How's that work?
I almost died.
I'm kind of owning right now.
Okay, now we spoke to each other.
Oh
Okay wall
I gotta get out of here.
Hmm.
Oh.
Well, well, well, we gotta go up.
We need a better hang.
I don't remember this being in the uh non-inverted version.
This looks like a dead end.
What's up?
Bro!
Huh?
Bullshit, dude!
Do they smell cat pee or dog pee for the rest of your life?
dog pee.
Happy is gross.
They're both poops.
Let's be clear about that.
I think most people choose dog pee.
I got to turn this classical music off boys I'm losing it
I'm gonna be just turning down.
Hurry up.
My hands are cold.
BGW?
if I die, that's why.
Got some Indiana Jones music.
Doesn't Indiana Jones even use a grappling hook, do you?
I feel like he'd be using gun and kookery.
He's got a whip? This isn't a whip!
Now...
It is, fuckin' dumb bitch.
Let's go!
Alright we need a big swing here boys.
Another one. Big style.
What's the name of the song guys?
And you can't use the thing that lets you tell what songs are by the way.
It's AI, no song.
Mate open 67.
Nooo, dude.
No, it's Symphony number 40 dude, you idiot.
of
I think I can land this.
Yeah.
You got to believe in yourself.
It's got me inside of that.
You'd be all like,
Fligagu! I believe in you!
He never said Fligagu. You don't think in all of the scouting he did he did not say Fligagu one time? I don't believe that.
Like while practicing and stuff, dude.
While thinking I'm some new scat.
I wonder if anyone's ever like grappled like this, like falling?
Probably not.
Yeah, nice one, idiot.
and dope
Yeah
Yeah, but what if we went for it, though?
Arrggghhh!
You guys like my grappling hook?
I unlocked the- oh fuck.
Please!
If I had a joint right now would I smoke it? No.
I- I hate the smell of weed.
Let's see.
Okay, I don't hate it, I just don't like it.
Hate the smell of weeb.
There.
What's your opinion about Scato?
Is that like Gato?
Like O-Tag?
Except it's Gato and he's wearing a Trilby?
Oh man.
Oh, he didn't take damage.
I think it's awesome.
Provided it meets those exact specifications.
Big swing!
Stop catching it. Go over it, please.
Well, I guess we don't need that healing.
He said knowing full well that he probably does because he's shit.
Damn.
Well, I'm not really positive what to do here.
Nailed it.
Scatto equals sexual poop play.
Yeah, that's literally not what we're talking about.
I'm not even like talking about this because he's like, ha ha, funny scat.
You know what I mean, like.
Okay, I let go of my next thing.
Yes! You made me fucking talk like this!
No.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well, I got some bad news, fellas.
I believe I believe we are dead what the hell
Well, we're not dead.
Pretty much dead though.
I don't think I can make that guy, actually I've been in this exact position before and
we did we did not make
Yeah, I'm a fucking moron.
keep rushing dude if you can't go fast and swag out what's the fucking point dude
With a 360 NOSCO grapple pussy. Fine, I will.
What do I do right now, too?
Plug walk song for inspiration. Maybe if it was Plug, Plug Grapple dude.
These are the 50 cent performed in Afghanistan during the Afghanistan War.
Why?
Well, it's part of like the, uh, it's part of morale building, right?
You're the US OSHA.
You were there.
Ain't no way you were there, dude.
No, it wasn't for the fucking Taliban, dude.
My Ben
My Ben
Wow
If I go to ice cream flavor, I like chocolate.
I don't really eat ice cream anymore, though.
Ever since the incident?
I have a really hard time digesting chocolate for ice cream.
My body is weak from years of streaming, years of fast food, and sitting at my computer,
Slowly deteriorated.
Uh-oh.
Get around the dustbin.
Erm, guys? Please don't land on that.
We need to remember we can dead end here.
What incident? There was no incident.
The chatter was just saying, ever since the incident.
There's no ice cream inside, and also I did not ship myself.
Do you think you can make beef burgundy?
The fuck is beef burgundy?
ouch!
Well, I almost fuckin' died.
It's Giga Beef Stew.
Sorry, I only eat, uh...
Japanese station.
And by that I mean McDonald's.
Because that wasn't obvious.
It was okay alright man alright another fat joke huh real mature buddy
Yeah, how do we get so far at it one time?
And we've just been eating shit ever since.
You didn't talk.
Yeah, but I kind of like talking to you, like TOCing.
Oh, yep, music to my ears.
That's music so fancy.
Uh, I don't know if I have a path down from over here.
Disregard.
path located. If there's like a secret door. Hmm. Sus.
They call him the goat, and there's a reason for that.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
There's an ember in this tower.
I'm afraid we might not be on the right side, though.
I also forget where it is.
XD.
Surely I don't take damage, right, guys?
Hmm, we'll go for the safe one.
Go 1-8.
Did I miss?
XB?
Okay.
What's the plan?
What's the plan?
Oh!
Oh
everybody
Put this in the eating of brain.
Hmm.
Okay!
What the fuck do we do?
I like this.
It's not going to be a better way down.
Where are the elevator?
Where is that? Does anyone know where the elevator is?
Got a panic?
Hmm... I don't have a...
Someone said just yellow, so yellowing?
That means you only live one spider web.
Dead ass? Yeah, dead ass, dead ass man.
Why did that hurt so fucking much?
I never actually went and looked up those feet.
Gotta stop thinking about feet.
I got Max Payne internal monologue.
I stopped thinking about it, but I can't.
They're calling him the greatest of all time.
I'm literally spider right I'm literally spider
Okay, no problem.
our last dry boys. My hands are cold, AF.
Get up there, bitch!
I have one more time, one more time.
I
I
Why
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Alright one more time, one more time, one more time.
Alright, one more try, one more try.
Why?
Doesn't count.
I got...
the white background glaring in my face.
One more try.
We'll try.
Ouch!
Hey, one more try, one more try.
I
Oops.
Nailed it.
Oops.
I can't believe it.
I'm just gonna die.
Brother.
Where's my rope?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um,
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good game, good game everyone, good game.