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hard FREELANCER VARIATIONS !mod HITMANS

05-01-2026 · 6h 46m

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[00:00:40] the fuck
[00:00:47] It's playing the game.
[00:01:11] as I have music volume on zero.
[00:01:26] I don't remember this song playing...
[00:01:32] when you meditate, but it's been a long time.
[00:01:37] It always did? Okay.
[00:01:41] It's been a while.
[00:02:11] Hold on.
[00:02:41] That can't get my hair right.
[00:03:11] I wish I wouldn't pause when I was outtapped.
[00:03:28] Geandrix and Dragonite and Shure are plenty thanks to the bits and everywhere else thanks
[00:03:30] for so much details of the day of Princess and Shoshank and Pinslay and Skate Lates and
[00:03:34] so on.
[00:03:35] Uhhh.
[00:03:36] While tapping.
[00:03:39] John and only a decent diet of gene things for some of most of us are for some of
[00:03:45] mad the hell sing and click like an eager God and nacho fresco and Mary thanks
[00:03:50] for some of the ludicrous merchants and doomster and boxer and salatus loss
[00:03:55] thanks for seven moonly things for getting some track patent very generous of
[00:03:58] you. Thank you. You're welcome. Radbo. Thanks for some of
[00:04:03] and Viver's.
[00:04:03] I'm gonna call it. Boom.
[00:04:08] This person doesn't even know how to pronounce diogenes?
[00:04:22] Where's the pronunciation?
[00:04:24] Yeah, that's why I said Diogenes.
[00:04:34] Groom, thanks for subbing the new J. There's no case of this was up at our
[00:04:37] TVX for a generic 6-per-pound guy that she's open again Tola and Bard
[00:04:40] Stale there's a 7,000 sim D. They're very much bevers. K-sub and I'm learning
[00:04:49] dingus for something and unsubjections.
[00:04:57] So an easy and free run lover 98. This is our big job. You tell me an
[00:05:03] our pit works here? Yeah. It's not easy in King. There's a little bit. So I got the
[00:05:08] variations mod to work, I think, in that it shows up in the mod list. It appears to
[00:05:19] be enabled. You didn't test it? I got much further than I did the last time I was testing
[00:05:24] it, which is the game would not even launch.
[00:05:28] That's one of my endings, or something.
[00:05:36] What variations?
[00:05:38] Whatever the default one page is, except a removed one that's apparently bugging.
[00:05:44] The Harbinger on Dartmoor.
[00:05:48] OMG, it's called one of these, or something.
[00:05:54] Fuck it, Dartmoor, mate.
[00:05:58] I can't believe there was double audio.
[00:06:07] Your extra gay today?
[00:06:09] Gay?
[00:06:11] Yep, here's me house.
[00:06:22] I live here, between killing people.
[00:06:32] Cool? Yeah, I know.
[00:06:40] It's so heckin' dark.
[00:06:45] Amma.
[00:06:46] There's like should I used to do the help me prep I remember
[00:07:16] Baseball and kennel bell. Oh yeah.
[00:07:22] How do we drop shit again?
[00:07:27] Hitting every button.
[00:07:31] See.
[00:07:36] Baseball?
[00:07:37] Adios!
[00:07:38] Baseball?
[00:07:39] Oh
[00:07:43] Pick up an equipped banana and look at your shadow at the bottom of the stairs and sideways
[00:07:47] Oh, the hideout block.
[00:08:06] You know, I was going to go to the air first and then I was like, surely this guy met the
[00:08:09] Yeah, the stairs are inside, right?
[00:08:21] Where's my shadow?
[00:08:24] Am I a vampire?
[00:08:34] I can't do it.
[00:08:36] Where's the discord ping right here cuz I forgot to send it lol
[00:08:50] Yeah, I mean did you mean sideways or die I get gonna try omoggle
[00:08:57] No, I mean I already got served on tic-tac all the paid kick clippers clip in their favorite kick stream
[00:09:02] we're doing O'Moggle and stuff, you know what I mean? It's kind of hard to like, want to
[00:09:06] like, participate in something like that. Although it could be good charity work. Pass. Pass. Pass.
[00:09:24] Charity classic. Yeah, for the people doing their hustle trying to clip stuff, you know what I
[00:09:31] I mean the clip economy bro 20 cents every 1,000 views
[00:09:37] That's how big Mac at 20,000
[00:09:44] Wait
[00:09:51] Now you need to weigh more than that
[00:09:58] What we got
[00:10:01] I can tell if that's a silence gunner or not, it is not, we don't have anything, haha.
[00:10:17] Wowee we have a silence sniper rifle that's cool.
[00:10:23] Yes. Here's my bullets.
[00:10:46] Dude, my hair is fucked up.
[00:10:53] Look at like a cone head dude, look like a regular bald guy for once.
[00:11:20] Procure
[00:11:30] Which one should we do my release for seven dams you up
[00:11:40] Bring glory to your house I will control brother for God's own
[00:11:43] I need my fiber wire aka my stethoscope. I think I gotta make some poison. I forget how
[00:11:58] to do that shit. I'm gonna be honest. Is this a scatman? I was going scatman-esque with this outfit.
[00:12:13] I forget which creates which poison.
[00:12:20] I want the one that makes them go through a well.
[00:12:25] Is that fish or mushroom?
[00:12:31] It's too fucking dark.
[00:12:32] Is there a way to change the time of day?
[00:12:37] I made scato with a mustache, let's see, what do you guys think?
[00:12:57] I kind of like, original scato is good because it's not necessarily scatman John, it's just
[00:13:01] someone who is like deeply embroiled in the scato verse, right?
[00:13:04] So it looks like someone who could like maybe be going to a concert
[00:13:15] Yeah, we can use this one fuck it
[00:13:25] I gotta remove the old one old
[00:13:27] Where the fuck is it?
[00:13:34] I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how to remove emails.
[00:13:43] Search, scato.
[00:13:48] It's not even showing up, it's just showing every fucking emote.
[00:13:55] Oh!
[00:14:01] Am I removing Scat-O and adding the new one with Stash?
[00:14:04] Yes, please, Mr.
[00:14:05] Mr.
[00:14:06] Superior Man
[00:14:09] Mr. Smarter Than Me guy
[00:14:13] I just want to run around and look for Mushroom here, you know what I mean?
[00:14:19] You guys like my helicopter?
[00:14:20] You know I found out last night that there was a rather today that in here is on my
[00:14:28] magic that new one or whatever the most range units do half damage beyond a
[00:14:33] certain point
[00:14:38] which makes sense because there were some range units where it was like does
[00:14:41] full damage at any range I was like okay
[00:14:46] That makes sense.
[00:14:59] It's legal.
[00:15:00] How do I make it non-legal?
[00:15:04] Wait, I think maybe I'm supposed to stay downstairs.
[00:15:10] You made a deadly poison.
[00:15:15] If you put it in the mushroom just range it's a medic, okay
[00:15:21] I wonder if there's a way to like force Reese one
[00:15:34] Got fish for sleep poison
[00:15:38] And we primarily need a medic
[00:15:41] Let's do freaking uh espionage
[00:15:51] Oh yeah, I don't have a dart gun.
[00:16:06] We cut poise on the target though.
[00:16:11] Great.
[00:16:16] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
[00:16:27] Create syringe.
[00:16:32] Modern lethal syringe acquired.
[00:16:33] I've never had a swap weapons.
[00:16:44] Unsilenced pistol kill, epic.
[00:16:53] Re-learning the whole game.
[00:16:56] Dude, how do I change weapons?
[00:17:00] We're gonna do the timed one.
[00:17:05] Man, man, man. There's another syringe!
[00:17:11] Is it tab?
[00:17:14] It's not tab. It's not working.
[00:17:22] Hi.
[00:17:23] We should put it on tab, though. I mean, time doesn't do anything else, right?
[00:17:30] How come this shit looks like so weird?
[00:17:40] This is weird.
[00:17:48] Tab.
[00:17:51] Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.
[00:17:53] Well, let's go ahead and lose a mission.
[00:17:59] I swear there's a way to all tap the show without a pause ring.
[00:18:07] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[00:18:09] We're just subbed.
[00:18:22] Bross horse, it's for god's sake.
[00:18:26] Strawberry panties, actus theory, it's for subbed.
[00:18:29] And SFR 0, it's for subbed.
[00:18:33] Graphics slash display, so it's a window, uh, we're good.
[00:18:39] Until then, it's a mod.
[00:19:09] the
[00:20:06] Hey, what the fuck is a silent egg there?
[00:20:34] Incaps someone without safe. Yeah, but I can't pass a lot. Eh, we're gonna pass a lot.
[00:20:59] Thank you, Don. Welcome to Miami.
[00:21:09] Hurry, Billy!
[00:21:29] I can't realize I've got no sand for dinner tonight.
[00:21:35] Man, just gotta freak out.
[00:21:38] But you know what?
[00:21:41] There are way to hide up against walls, I forget.
[00:22:20] I don't have a fucking dark eye.
[00:22:50] of
[00:23:33] Okay.
[00:24:03] you
[00:24:33] you
[00:25:03] you
[00:25:33] you
[00:26:03] you
[00:27:03] Bottle
[00:27:11] What's up guys I work here me when I work here I work here
[00:27:18] I heard he's demoing the next big thing coming out
[00:27:30] Hmm
[00:27:34] Sorry, man.
[00:27:36] Nothing personal.
[00:27:48] How do I get over there?
[00:27:53] POP-POP-POP-PODLE! POP-POP-PODLE!
[00:27:56] What the fuck?
[00:28:03] Wait, Lutz.
[00:28:15] Where the hell is this guy?
[00:28:20] This is the wrong way, fellas.
[00:28:26] Don't panic.
[00:28:28] Do not panic. Do not panic.
[00:28:33] So I'm limited to say right now to remember stuff
[00:28:54] Gotta hurry
[00:28:56] We're going to run out of guys to silently take down.
[00:29:14] up in the timer? Excuse me. What? It's not weird that I took that guy's didgeridoo.
[00:29:34] their stories are deleted too they're saying that robert not
[00:29:41] sir i'm sorry how do we speak the same language sir and no problem no problem no problem oh no
[00:29:48] fucking problem
[00:29:50] And
[00:30:05] Ah shit
[00:30:15] It's clear nothing here, okay
[00:30:20] What is this?
[00:30:22] Shubble!
[00:30:23] They want?
[00:30:25] I'm sorry, Shubble.
[00:30:27] Huh?
[00:30:33] Oh.
[00:30:34] Hey, you get out of here right now!
[00:30:36] I'm sorry, guys.
[00:30:37] I'm not down for this!
[00:30:39] Whoa!
[00:30:50] Boss is happy. We'll look at them.
[00:30:52] They should be great.
[00:30:54] Where the hell did this guy go?
[00:31:00] It wasn't safe anywhere.
[00:31:02] Hmm. I think we need a cop out of that.
[00:31:07] Stands menacingly in front of you?
[00:31:10] Hello.
[00:31:16] Some time's worth it.
[00:31:20] I want that safe.
[00:31:24] No, I don't go in there. It's pretty...
[00:31:28] Thank you.
[00:31:34] Badoom.
[00:31:35] Badoom.
[00:31:36] Badoom.
[00:31:37] Do-do.
[00:31:38] Do-do.
[00:31:38] Do-do.
[00:31:39] Do-do.
[00:31:39] Do-do.
[00:31:45] Badoom.
[00:31:46] Badoom.
[00:31:47] Don't turn over here.
[00:31:48] Don't turn over here.
[00:31:49] Bado, Bado, Bado.
[00:31:55] I got you!
[00:32:08] Lady, what are you doing?
[00:32:10] How unfortunate.
[00:32:17] I got from my shovel.
[00:32:24] That was the test. That was the test.
[00:32:31] That was the limit test, dude.
[00:32:36] Bottom. Bottom.
[00:32:38] I'm surprised I'm surprised hitman's isn't better at silently choking someone out, but you know, whatever dude
[00:32:51] I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the same
[00:32:54] Get him with a shovel?
[00:32:55] No, I'm talking about the guy in the mechanics area that I choked up
[00:32:58] But when your working is predictable in this line of work
[00:33:00] I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle
[00:33:02] Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
[00:33:08] stock market. Yes. Mm. Ordez. Mm. Mm. Yes. NFTs. NFTs. Mm.
[00:34:03] Yeah, that's okay.
[00:34:10] We'll just not do the locked door. Easy peasy.
[00:34:19] We like the sedative syringe, I think.
[00:34:23] No one calls it me on me by the way.
[00:34:51] Where's the baseball? Found it.
[00:34:55] Alright, how we getting there? Boat? Helicopter? Teleportation?
[00:34:59] I got a job to do.
[00:35:02] I'm taking this syndicate down.
[00:35:08] Instant transmission?
[00:35:11] Ah, Boat it is.
[00:35:18] Well played.
[00:35:19] Have a good trip, Forty-Sameer.
[00:35:33] This guy's full-on looking off to the side while driving, sure buddy.
[00:35:36] Welcome to New York.
[00:35:38] Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
[00:35:42] I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
[00:35:45] However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
[00:35:49] Good luck, Fortress Heaven.
[00:35:51] You know what he's up to?
[00:35:53] Yeah.
[00:35:57] I'm thinking I'm back.
[00:35:58] Wait, how do I walk again?
[00:36:01] Oh.
[00:36:02] Good afternoon.
[00:36:04] If you're here for the job interview, please take a seat.
[00:36:07] I need a closet.
[00:36:08] I'm sorry, but this area is reserved for job.
[00:36:11] Bye.
[00:36:13] I need to hide in the closet.
[00:36:24] Time to refresh.
[00:36:30] I kind of forget what to do on this map.
[00:36:33] I'm used to coming in through the garage.
[00:36:41] Oh, I know what to do. Hang on.
[00:36:43] And why the music side?
[00:36:54] Yes, go check.
[00:37:03] There's clearly not a briefcase there.
[00:37:05] Thanks bro, dude.
[00:37:10] Hey, how's it going?
[00:37:12] Yo, Frank.
[00:37:13] I'm great.
[00:37:14] Can't wait until tonight.
[00:37:15] How are you?
[00:37:16] I'm awesome.
[00:37:17] Thanks for asking.
[00:37:18] I got a goodbye joke for ya.
[00:37:19] Okay, you ever hear about the bear and the rabbit taking a shit in the woods?
[00:37:20] I mean, I can't remember the rest, but it is funny.
[00:37:21] It's so funny.
[00:37:22] It's so funny.
[00:37:23] It's so funny.
[00:37:24] It's so funny.
[00:37:25] It's so funny.
[00:37:26] It's so funny.
[00:37:27] It's so funny.
[00:37:28] It's so funny.
[00:37:29] It's so funny.
[00:37:30] It's so funny.
[00:37:31] It's so funny.
[00:37:32] It's so funny.
[00:37:33] It is funny. It's still really funny.
[00:37:37] You are the best man.
[00:37:39] Oh, classic. Thank you.
[00:37:44] I look forward to seeing you tonight.
[00:37:46] Classic break, dude.
[00:37:48] Hell yeah. See you tonight.
[00:38:03] It's just, how do they pull it off, so they pull the lead into the hole?
[00:38:18] You know what he thinks?
[00:38:21] Bro!
[00:38:23] Bomb talking about it.
[00:38:26] It's fine, it's fine, whatever.
[00:38:30] Hmm
[00:38:36] Gee I sure hope no one comes behind me
[00:38:45] Speechless I mean why does this always happen to me?
[00:38:52] Excuse me
[00:38:54] So fucking camera
[00:39:24] Hmm. Oh yeah, we can throw stuff at it.
[00:39:35] Door stay locked.
[00:39:40] Hmm, I don't like that.
[00:39:49] You got a key?
[00:39:54] Sleep now, sweet prince.
[00:40:09] Propane?
[00:40:11] Good to know.
[00:40:16] Hmm I forget how to get down
[00:40:41] I work here I work here work here work here oh
[00:40:46] I went to the same boarding school as I've been at it.
[00:40:52] Do not look at me.
[00:40:54] I work here.
[00:40:59] What up fellas?
[00:41:03] I work here.
[00:41:10] I used to have a particular way I used to do this, and I do not.
[00:41:16] Do not remember one bit.
[00:41:32] The security recording is down here, I'm pretty sure.
[00:41:39] I'm turning out of time.
[00:41:57] That windlass AFL sleep.
[00:41:59] Hell no.
[00:42:00] This guy looks like he has a key card.
[00:42:02] But we gotta go.
[00:42:05] Hell no.
[00:42:07] Hell no.
[00:42:09] I fucking lost stop recording
[00:42:21] is not
[00:42:28] he he he he
[00:42:37] But it's cartoon slipping noise dot mp3
[00:42:43] Mm-hmm
[00:42:51] Yeah, that one.
[00:42:54] Yippee!
[00:42:59] What's up, guys? What's up? I work here.
[00:43:02] Thanks, your fuckin' Dr. Pa.
[00:43:05] Sweet.
[00:43:21] So we're just supposed to let anyone from IT in there?
[00:43:28] That's right.
[00:43:29] Now crap.
[00:43:30] Why?
[00:43:31] Aw, this guy's in front of the bathroom, dude.
[00:43:35] Hey!
[00:43:36] I saw that.
[00:43:37] Don't pick it up.
[00:43:39] Sorry.
[00:43:40] Hey!
[00:43:41] Who are you?
[00:43:42] Huh?
[00:43:43] I saw that. Don't pick it up.
[00:43:46] Sorry.
[00:43:49] Hey, who are you?
[00:43:53] Come in here, guys.
[00:43:57] Sir, he's called in there.
[00:44:01] Help here!
[00:44:02] Got him!
[00:44:03] Here!
[00:44:13] Do they see me swap? I think they did.
[00:44:16] I'm about to lose all of my money.
[00:44:22] Well...
[00:44:25] Disappears.
[00:44:32] Here we go.
[00:44:43] in my box. I feel safest of all. In box.
[00:44:53] meow, meow meo meo meow meo meo
[00:44:55] fat orators of it
[00:45:07] yes
[00:45:09] most perplexing
[00:45:14] better stand there in the corner and do nothing
[00:45:21] aw, come on
[00:45:23] Yes, they'll be weird if I got out.
[00:45:28] Command, I have nothing to report to my current location. Over.
[00:45:33] Hey! Something bad is going down!
[00:45:36] What happened here?
[00:45:40] What the FUCK happened here?
[00:45:42] Command, nothing in my position. Over.
[00:45:47] Hey!
[00:45:50] Yeah!
[00:45:55] Command, quarter all clear, relocating.
[00:45:58] I'm thinking I'll hit man back.
[00:46:08] Roger command, nothing tangible yet, still looking.
[00:46:12] Yeah, yeah.
[00:46:13] Out.
[00:46:17] I need to turn around, yeah I'm just gonna go for it, I'm just gonna go for it.
[00:46:35] How do we get down here?
[00:46:57] Oh fuck oh!
[00:46:58] Go, go, go. Nice.
[00:47:05] Shield the principle. We're not moving. Hunker down!
[00:47:09] C'mere.
[00:47:10] I'll fight some time.
[00:47:11] Go, go, go!
[00:47:12] Move on!
[00:47:18] I'm coming.
[00:47:19] Watch your eyes!
[00:47:22] Get going to the safe house.
[00:47:26] It was that lady.
[00:47:27] how unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
[00:47:36] back to the drawing board 47 i don't like the door stay locked one dude that
[00:47:41] should have spucked lame i mean it doesn't matter it actually doesn't matter i should just ignore it
[00:47:44] if i get it failed do not unlock any doors
[00:47:53] Dude, we're still warming up guys.
[00:48:02] Bad luck, 47.
[00:48:03] Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
[00:48:07] But don't give up.
[00:48:09] I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
[00:48:12] Spot for banana.
[00:48:14] Now I was expecting something more dramatic with the banana.
[00:48:20] It's like a little chair into the picture.
[00:48:31] That's like a crazy Frog Tier penis, dude.
[00:48:35] I want some money.
[00:48:40] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
[00:48:48] What suit though?
[00:48:50] Yee-haw, partner.
[00:48:54] Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
[00:49:08] Lol, lol.
[00:49:12] We don't really have a good variety of weapons for that.
[00:49:20] What the hell is this?
[00:49:25] Tell me this ain't just regular Colorado.
[00:49:28] So I think the variations mod might have added some stuff here.
[00:49:38] I'm not sure what is going to happen though.
[00:49:45] Bam, bam, bam.
[00:49:50] Proximity Explosive Duck.
[00:49:58] It had a load into your ass.
[00:50:00] Oh, that's nice.
[00:50:04] That's really cool, man. That's really cool.
[00:50:15] Why no cam, emergent?
[00:50:20] Where's the fucking scalpel?
[00:50:25] Where's that bitch?
[00:50:31] Something like on...
[00:50:38] What the fuck? Where is this bitch?
[00:50:42] Right here.
[00:50:44] got it I wonder what they changed about this place I gotta pick up my
[00:50:55] distraction tools you talking is ruining my immersion no no I see like you're
[00:51:01] going into the wrong expectation right you need to go into it with the
[00:51:05] expectation that our character this guy is schizophrenic and is speaking to
[00:51:10] themselves as well. Constantly. There's constant voices all the time.
[00:51:28] Thorian, thanks for seven.
[00:51:40] Excellent work, 47.
[00:51:42] Oh no.
[00:51:55] This man was so fucking hard, man.
[00:52:01] We gotta get going.
[00:52:06] What's that?
[00:52:10] I killed all the witnesses.
[00:52:40] Hiya-yai!
[00:52:46] Is that a different outfit? I don't think so.
[00:52:57] Oh, what the fuck!
[00:52:59] Time to save this.
[00:53:01] You got this, bitch.
[00:53:02] I wanted to go...
[00:53:10] I wanted to go to the left there.
[00:53:12] Shut up and speed it up!
[00:53:14] I wanted to go to the left there.
[00:53:16] I wanted to see if I could like, crouch walk fast enough to get behind that barrier before they would see me.
[00:53:21] Did not happen, fellas.
[00:53:24] Dude, we're still getting used to the game again.
[00:53:26] It's okay.
[00:53:28] It's okay.
[00:53:29] Oh, it's on the place it was on.
[00:53:32] Bad luck for just a second.
[00:53:34] Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding
[00:53:38] But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution should be perfect. Let me know when you're ready
[00:53:45] The good thing we keep surviving all these terrible mistakes
[00:53:56] Boom
[00:53:58] interstellar leaks for sell it nice distracting I'm used there dude I'm
[00:54:06] fucking limit testing man it's important to know the the length of the the scope
[00:54:14] of my power I've read the big admission
[00:54:21] you guys like this music by the way I call it a is rock is like rock no not
[00:54:35] rock do you guys like rock like rock
[00:54:40] Burlin Dubai that's my favorite map guys let's go get a soundless gun shall we?
[00:54:55] Do not pass by only use one disguise do not get spotted.
[00:55:05] assassin no firearms thinking
[00:55:17] I can count on one hand the number of silent assassins you've succeeded.
[00:56:15] Mamamama mamamama
[00:56:19] Scalpel
[00:56:39] There's a reason I can't charge in there and get that guy and I free a lot
[00:56:45] Rush B.
[00:56:58] Suka Bliat.
[00:57:00] Oh yeah, we can't kill anyone.
[00:57:09] I forgot, I forgot, guys, I forgot.
[00:57:13] Stop guys, I give up, I give up.
[00:57:31] I can't kill anyone, Salazar says, it's very important for him.
[00:57:41] It rather appears that you run out of luck.
[00:57:48] Actually drawing board 47.
[00:57:53] You can't fucking kill anyone it's on an assassin man it makes you fucking lose game over man
[00:58:06] we should have pacified that guy there was a bold attempt 47 unfortunately the syndicate
[00:58:14] managed to go into hiding I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that
[00:58:19] they won't be so lucky next time when we when we stop with that guy dude the guy
[00:58:25] that was laying against the wall saw what the flip up would that how he see
[00:58:32] that that's a window he was looking the other way I saw it
[00:58:42] this uh
[00:58:53] espionage
[00:58:59] Hawks Bay, New Zealand I do not remember this map at all
[00:59:06] Do not blow your disguise
[00:59:08] headshot kill legendary we do not have a legendary
[00:59:13] Alright, we've got the Fragger needs to go, we're going explosive.
[00:59:39] Or safe, open, explosive, safe.
[00:59:47] The Yoda was in this game?
[00:59:50] Dude?
[00:59:52] Yeah, it's a fucking modding in the elevator, it didn't download it, dude.
[00:59:57] I don't even know if it works.
[01:00:00] The show was made like three, four years ago.
[01:00:05] I'm telling you man, I don't know if it works.
[01:00:33] either get the plates or crates.
[01:00:34] Wait, the Hawk's Bay!
[01:00:35] We have been informed that the Syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what
[01:00:40] to do.
[01:00:41] This map's so dumb.
[01:00:42] However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
[01:00:45] Good luck, 47.
[01:00:48] Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow.
[01:01:03] Well, at least we're on a timer. That's nice.
[01:01:20] What the fuck is that loser aware?
[01:01:24] Is there a save? I mean, there has to be a save if I can pick that one, I'm pretty sure.
[01:01:35] Right?
[01:01:37] Wait, it tells you if there's a sake when you select a mission, dude.
[01:01:58] I forgot, dude.
[01:02:05] Pay attention. I didn't I did I did not I did not happen to see if there was a
[01:02:36] Hang on!
[01:02:47] Hmm.
[01:02:52] Whatever you do, don't walk around that corner.
[01:03:01] Really good.
[01:03:05] I
[01:03:07] Please take him down
[01:03:19] You've straight
[01:03:23] This will surely be a blow to the syndicate
[01:03:28] They were just plummeted
[01:03:37] I gotta kill all of them, this is...
[01:03:51] Yo, let me get some coffee real quick, we're gonna lock the F-50.
[01:03:56] Guards, take the ox.
[01:03:58] Yes, Miload.
[01:04:37] I'm ready to go tonight, they are there to find me a light, wait for me to wait for joy, oh yeah.
[01:04:53] You can come to me like it's gonna be like
[01:04:58] So the proof of that I'm in
[01:05:01] Oh yeah, I feel it like
[01:05:04] I'm feeling just as fine
[01:05:10] Just start a new night
[01:05:13] Jumping up and checking the moon body
[01:05:17] Don't stop the music from now
[01:05:51] It was a great alchemist and he lied and many people died.
[01:06:13] See Daft shaved her head before you did.
[01:06:16] I can't believe she, she fucking stole my bit, man.
[01:06:23] No hair.
[01:06:25] Bullshit.
[01:06:28] How would she like it if I drew stuff?
[01:06:32] Huh?
[01:06:33] Didn't even ask my permission first!
[01:06:36] She just did it!
[01:06:45] But is that actually supposed to set them on fire?
[01:06:50] Space.
[01:06:52] The final frontier.
[01:06:57] My wife shall be delighted.
[01:07:23] Those are her favorites, particularly when their facial structure is as unique as yours.
[01:07:32] Check him there, Fussy.
[01:07:34] You're tremendous!
[01:07:37] Stoney darling, let us put this towards our getaway in the moonshade aisles.
[01:07:45] I'll have your statue shipped to your camp.
[01:07:48] You shall love it.
[01:07:50] We guarantee it!
[01:07:58] I wonder if the gods are watching me.
[01:08:05] At least it's on fire, guys.
[01:08:15] Overlapping items.
[01:08:20] This is the pit. This is where we throw all crime offenders and boulders gate.
[01:08:28] The fuck I bruhh.
[01:08:33] Okay, so just to be clear, Sherford the reason that there's no more Jews in Germany.
[01:08:39] Yes. Yes.
[01:08:41] Okay, good. Fantastic. Good. Good job, Sherford.
[01:08:44] I didn't kill him.
[01:08:46] Why you will never become Ultima's vessel?
[01:08:50] Oh, no. Just hold on.
[01:08:54] Listen to me, Kai.
[01:08:57] You remember the murals.
[01:08:59] People once knew that Ultima was their god.
[01:09:03] That he created them.
[01:09:06] And they worshipped him, prayed to him.
[01:09:11] Looked to him for guidance.
[01:09:15] in vain
[01:09:18] In vain
[01:09:19] We did not listen did not acknowledge our will and so we strayed from his path to forge one of our own
[01:09:29] One last recap
[01:09:31] desires
[01:09:32] So driven by his own will alone that he shunned the one thing that could have made him truly powerful the final recap
[01:09:40] The same faith people now place in you
[01:09:45] Just appear on the floor.
[01:09:50] Kick the ceiling in the stomach and execute a flawless stone cold stunner.
[01:09:59] The ceiling moans.
[01:10:05] Good.
[01:10:06] getting cleaved down karma at that point because me the guy who got double mc
[01:10:13] before that I've do I drop down to 30% HP just getting cleaved by him and
[01:10:18] whoever else had bleak flurry active
[01:10:29] probably that many
[01:10:36] Holy fuck. Oh my god, my heart
[01:10:59] What was right here graphic table like a piece of shit
[01:11:06] I
[01:11:14] Loathing festers. I okay. No, man. I'm not okay sleep it
[01:11:25] Hi
[01:11:36] Oh fuck, Jesus!
[01:11:43] Oh, that could have been a little bit of a pain in the ass, right now.
[01:11:54] Look at those cryptids doing at my door.
[01:11:57] They got marks.
[01:12:00] He's just gonna die soon?
[01:12:07] Is this just the default spawn?
[01:12:11] Wait.
[01:12:12] That's fair.
[01:12:13] That's fair!
[01:12:14] I read a rumor that you're in...
[01:12:15] That's one of the only guys that killed me when I was invading, by the way.
[01:12:27] I literally evaded him this guy went and hid in his spawn and laid mines on the only path
[01:12:31] that led up there dude.
[01:12:42] Smart guy?
[01:12:43] No coward guy, coward guy.
[01:12:49] Bitch guy.
[01:12:50] I want to do those maps.
[01:13:02] But I will.
[01:13:05] Uh, do not take damage.
[01:13:14] Do not blow disguise.
[01:13:19] Does anyone who's not a console player?
[01:13:21] Yeah, cause you guys were sniping me, dude.
[01:13:23] What do you want me to do?
[01:13:31] Bum, bing, bum, bing, bing, bum, bum.
[01:13:41] It's a sniping game?
[01:13:42] Yeah, you guys are doing the lame kind of sniping.
[01:13:49] You go longer than two minutes before failing this?
[01:14:05] Dude you're a doubter.
[01:14:06] That's what you want.
[01:14:07] You want me to lose.
[01:14:08] Why are you complaining?
[01:14:39] How's the fake RPG coming along?
[01:14:48] I haven't started.
[01:14:50] I haven't started.
[01:14:52] Welcome to the Maldives.
[01:14:54] The Syndicate is currently operating in the area.
[01:14:57] Find them and eliminate.
[01:14:59] But be careful.
[01:15:00] They're on high alert.
[01:15:02] We don't want them to slip away.
[01:15:04] We know what to do, 47.
[01:15:05] Look at my bungalow.
[01:15:12] Greetings ma'am.
[01:15:13] Sorry, I gotta reset.
[01:15:14] Uh, actually hold on.
[01:15:15] Oh yeah.
[01:15:16] I'm gonna fucking...
[01:15:17] I'm gonna fucking kill you.
[01:15:29] I keep going to close doors like it ready or not.
[01:15:53] So fleek and dark.
[01:15:55] I'm a real lady all the way out there I killed four guys, dude
[01:16:11] Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man
[01:16:18] We got anyone in the B room. Yeah
[01:16:25] guys don't fight your best friends
[01:16:42] hmm
[01:16:55] Into the freezer you go.
[01:17:07] Now you guys can hang out and work it out.
[01:17:15] I got two hammers.
[01:17:21] space conflicts
[01:17:30] we even get this lady dude
[01:17:41] hello sir what's up I work here
[01:17:46] Need anything or feeling safe? Just, uh, let go.
[01:17:50] Thank you, but I'm... I haven't felt this way.
[01:17:54] Where are you going?
[01:18:08] What the hell did I do?
[01:18:10] Okay.
[01:18:16] The hurricane no line
[01:18:20] Sorry, I've got no I don't know if this is the way
[01:18:29] Who's throwing stuff around I don't fucking know so many people
[01:18:46] I'm gonna lose.
[01:18:58] Hmm.
[01:19:01] We gotta abandon our oblivion NPC quest.
[01:19:13] Oh shit!
[01:19:16] What, you should get back to the safe house.
[01:19:31] I'll contact you later.
[01:19:32] It takes like a second to activate.
[01:19:36] I got it.
[01:19:39] Bullshit.
[01:19:44] I think she drowns if I do that, by the way.
[01:19:58] Knock someone out like that.
[01:19:59] You can't even pay the copyquences.
[01:20:01] What are you gonna do about it, man? What are you gonna do?
[01:20:03] Oh
[01:20:14] Gotta go
[01:20:27] Not good
[01:20:29] Oh, fortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
[01:20:35] Do you have an incentive for some of it?
[01:20:37] Back to the drawing board, 47.
[01:20:41] We goofed around with that lady too much.
[01:20:44] This shit is hard, man.
[01:20:46] I
[01:20:56] Wrong payout month 47 failing the campaign
[01:21:00] I got a feeling this is probably a situation where you guys didn't read it
[01:21:03] I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready
[01:21:09] Okay.
[01:21:11] Brem, brem, brem, brem, brem, brem, brem, brem, brem.
[01:21:18] Miami, Dubai?
[01:21:22] No combat.
[01:21:23] How do I kill only targets but also get no combat?
[01:21:28] Hmm.
[01:21:29] Hmm.
[01:21:42] Man, where is the propane tank on this map?
[01:21:51] Let's just get in there.
[01:21:56] Boom.
[01:21:59] Hit maps.com. Oh, shit.
[01:22:08] Ooh.
[01:22:11] Near the scaffolding? That's what I thought.
[01:22:17] But once again, it's been so long since I played that.
[01:22:20] Excuse me.
[01:22:23] We're gonna go get me baseball.
[01:22:29] I'm all geared up, fellas.
[01:22:59] Immunity, please instantly leave the level as soon as you load it.
[01:23:04] Why?
[01:23:14] Because then the believers win?
[01:23:29] I'm here to be used as the toilet
[01:23:59] I'm so happy that kind of you, but I'm meeting with who can I come now Lucy
[01:24:07] Yeah, fucking stupid bitch Lucy Jesus
[01:24:15] Don't worry about that
[01:24:29] So, so, so, why is it coming over here?
[01:24:53] There ain't no way.
[01:25:00] Hey, where's this guy going, man?
[01:25:09] I'm a businessman like you.
[01:25:16] I feel like no time.
[01:25:24] Well, gotta go.
[01:25:30] What?
[01:25:46] Yeah, that's your best friend. I knock him out.
[01:26:00] Oh my god, dude!
[01:26:11] Hmm.
[01:26:16] I
[01:26:19] Get people on cotton. Are we know you're gonna pay a high price for that?
[01:26:25] Whoa
[01:26:34] Surely be a blow to the scene they won't it won't shut up
[01:26:46] There you go.
[01:26:51] Come on.
[01:26:54] I'm at the location now.
[01:26:57] I dropped my briefcase.
[01:27:00] Oh, no.
[01:27:02] Hey, I need some help over here.
[01:27:09] I just want to remind you about the lockdown drill tomorrow. That's right, 900 hours.
[01:27:39] of
[01:27:47] the
[01:27:52] of
[01:27:59] the
[01:28:04] Oh, shit.
[01:28:16] Why are you shaking fucking bitch-ass up, bitch?
[01:28:19] Well, her or Lee's, okay, there's one on this floor.
[01:28:34] I don't know what this goes down.
[01:28:53] I'm not gonna make it.
[01:28:55] I see him! There's a long charge!
[01:29:06] How do I get up there?
[01:29:08] Oh no! Oh no!
[01:29:41] Oh
[01:30:00] What he was a greater
[01:30:11] I don't get over there.
[01:30:29] Where's the security camera?
[01:30:39] I'll get a kill only targets objective.
[01:31:01] Oops.
[01:31:27] There it goes.
[01:31:29] He can't...
[01:31:37] 1 in 6!
[01:31:40] Oh yeah!
[01:31:51] We got some silenced guns too, we got the silenced AK and the silenced...
[01:31:55] smudging.
[01:31:59] But there is still much work to get done recuperate and prepare for your next assignment
[01:32:07] Drop drop drop
[01:32:12] Bring that
[01:32:14] Alright now we're gonna do is really gamble with the money we just made
[01:32:19] Break actual things up. We'll play control now
[01:32:29] Please. Yippee! I can't believe my NFT sold. I'd appreciate it.
[01:32:39] Oh
[01:33:09] Alright, change the music again. I thought it was right here.
[01:33:35] This.
[01:33:48] Ah, now we're... now we be talking!
[01:34:05] We're gonna figure a mission
[01:34:11] Uncle Arby makes for seven maybe the last word and Sam's ex for seven
[01:34:17] Gonna beat the mission
[01:34:25] There's a safe on this one let's do that
[01:34:29] Fiber wire kill take no damage. I kill zone. We love
[01:34:35] Oh, I need an explosive.
[01:34:42] Oh, I'm going to make the garage C4.
[01:34:53] I forgot to do this gunpowder in there and then there's the station.
[01:34:55] I think I need one other thing to ever go.
[01:34:59] Mascara
[01:35:09] Add gun
[01:35:09] Oh need to fill some fuel cell
[01:35:15] Or that shit is
[01:35:22] Found it
[01:35:23] Whoop that bottle, thank you for a million quidrillion months of hell.
[01:35:35] I'm fucking crafting, dude!
[01:35:47] Yup, I'm thinking I'm back.
[01:35:54] Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
[01:36:03] First we mine!
[01:36:07] Let me burn!
[01:36:11] My track!
[01:36:16] Is it a pizza day? No.
[01:36:22] Welcome to Miami. We have been informed that the cemetery is currently in operation here.
[01:36:27] But you know what to do.
[01:36:29] Oh, it's the tutorial mission.
[01:36:31] They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away.
[01:36:34] You know what to do, 47.
[01:36:38] What's up, guys?
[01:36:40] Can I see your invite, please?
[01:36:42] I do not have that.
[01:36:57] So.
[01:37:02] Hmm.
[01:37:12] Sounds good, sounds good.
[01:37:17] I mean, there's the rest of Miami over there.
[01:37:32] We have two guys in here.
[01:37:38] I'm on camera all the time Oh, hey, I gotta talk to you, man, oh, he's
[01:38:01] One day for retirement, dude.
[01:38:09] Maybe we go with this guy, actually.
[01:38:18] Hey, get out of my face, okay?
[01:38:24] Where's the camera that was recording me?
[01:38:31] I don't know where to put this dude.
[01:38:34] Well, I'm choked out.
[01:38:37] I guess we can just choke on that guy too.
[01:38:45] We got a key card!
[01:38:48] Where is this character?
[01:39:13] Invitation.
[01:39:20] Oh.
[01:39:27] What up, fellows?
[01:39:38] Another day at the job, huh?
[01:39:42] Another day at the job!
[01:39:45] That'll buy a few rounds.
[01:39:50] She wants him to go in jail, you know, but...
[01:39:53] Hmm.
[01:39:54] Yes.
[01:39:55] The jail is expensive, Shay.
[01:39:58] Man's an artist.
[01:39:59] Don't tell Painter to stop eating.
[01:40:01] The sparrow is as simple.
[01:40:03] Just because Ritter hangs up his hat doesn't mean the sparrow does.
[01:40:07] What are you? He's on the way.
[01:40:20] What's up, guys? I'm really sorry it has to be like this.
[01:40:25] Hey, freak!
[01:40:37] I can't take this guy's outfit, so this...
[01:41:06] Oh, I've been compromised.
[01:41:11] Yeah, with a sniper, we could literally just sit here and then kill all of them from the
[01:41:17] sparky line, like...
[01:41:18] Do it!
[01:41:19] I don't have a fucking sniper, dude!
[01:41:32] Where's the distraction?
[01:41:35] How do we show these guys our invitation?
[01:41:42] We'll show them our kettlebell.
[01:41:45] Yeah, I need to see an invite.
[01:41:51] Okay, proceed.
[01:41:56] Oh man.
[01:42:01] It's not a purse, it's a kettlebell.
[01:42:08] Hmm.
[01:42:11] Hmm.
[01:42:14] Hehehehe
[01:42:31] Oh my god, you bitch!
[01:42:34] Oh, you bitch!
[01:42:44] I did was grow something bitch
[01:43:03] Well, well, well, well.
[01:43:17] Stop beeping.
[01:43:23] I'm sorry.
[01:44:00] different this guy's
[01:44:23] Nice move
[01:44:30] There's a piranha we're clear sir.
[01:44:32] What the heck?
[01:44:33] Oh my God.
[01:44:34] All players sir.
[01:44:36] They've surrounded me.
[01:44:39] No!
[01:44:40] Tell me something I don't know.
[01:44:41] Oh my God.
[01:44:42] You're loading.
[01:44:43] I'm not.
[01:44:44] I'm not.
[01:44:45] I'm not.
[01:44:46] I'm not.
[01:44:47] I'm not.
[01:44:48] I'm not.
[01:44:49] I'm not.
[01:44:50] I'm not.
[01:44:51] I'm not.
[01:44:52] I'm not.
[01:44:53] I'm not.
[01:44:54] I'm not.
[01:44:55] I'm not.
[01:44:56] I'm not.
[01:44:57] I'm not.
[01:44:58] I'm not.
[01:44:59] I wonder if we can eventually kill the cops with this one.
[01:45:15] Dude, as soon as I stop the aiming you move.
[01:45:29] Excuse me.
[01:45:35] What the hell?
[01:45:40] Look, guys.
[01:45:45] We're clear, sir.
[01:45:59] Are we clear?
[01:46:04] Are we clear?
[01:46:05] Look at A.L.K. sir.
[01:46:06] Hey, we're here.
[01:46:07] What the hell is that?
[01:46:08] No!
[01:46:09] Clear!
[01:46:10] What was that?
[01:46:11] Hmm.
[01:46:12] Let's get those savers.
[01:46:13] Oh.
[01:46:14] Oh.
[01:46:15] Oh.
[01:46:16] Oh.
[01:46:17] Oh.
[01:46:18] Oh.
[01:46:19] Oh.
[01:46:20] Oh.
[01:46:21] Oh.
[01:46:22] Oh.
[01:46:23] Oh.
[01:46:24] Oh.
[01:46:25] Hmm, let's get those sappers.
[01:46:37] But how?
[01:46:38] Where'd the downstairs?
[01:46:39] Dude it!
[01:46:40] Work the downstairs.
[01:46:47] Dude it.
[01:46:59] Hey?
[01:47:01] Yes, here the loot.
[01:47:14] I YAH!
[01:47:25] Napoleon Blonobar
[01:47:35] Is everything okay? Hmm, we'll get her last
[01:47:44] Oh, it's so terrible what happened.
[01:47:54] Are they going to be okay?
[01:48:06] Yeah, they'll be.
[01:48:12] There's actually no cops.
[01:48:13] Those are a couple of cops left.
[01:48:19] Oh my god!
[01:48:24] Clear!
[01:48:25] Clear!
[01:48:26] Clear!
[01:48:27] Clear!
[01:48:28] Clear!
[01:48:29] Clear!
[01:48:30] Clear!
[01:48:31] Clear!
[01:48:32] Clear!
[01:48:33] Clear!
[01:48:34] Clear!
[01:48:35] Clear!
[01:48:36] Clear!
[01:48:37] Clear!
[01:48:38] Clear!
[01:48:39] Clear!
[01:48:40] Clear!
[01:48:41] I tried to equip it without pulling it out, man. I wanted to have it holstered, dude.
[01:49:01] Blackstaff and Rodsuckam and Pockito thanks for subbing.
[01:49:05] That was a bold attempt for you.
[01:49:07] Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
[01:49:11] Now you, I'm sure the community might as well
[01:49:13] try to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
[01:49:16] I want to play at that cool neighborhood level.
[01:49:18] That level's awesome.
[01:49:20] It's friggin' pause.
[01:49:25] Am I match-fixing with the doubters?
[01:49:28] No.
[01:49:33] Oh, lost all my money.
[01:49:35] That's just how it be bruh. That is just how it be.
[01:49:53] Now I can survive the rain. Yippee!
[01:50:03] Let's go...here we go.
[01:50:06] Fiber wire, no firearms, only these ones guys.
[01:50:08] Can do boss, can do.
[01:50:11] Is there a safe?
[01:50:13] Nay.
[01:50:16] Ice pig killed.
[01:50:18] Kalaq killed.
[01:50:20] I'm pretty sure there's...
[01:50:28] We are now we are now we are now
[01:50:33] pretty sure there is a propane tank in the
[01:50:35] kitchen on this one
[01:50:39] we are now we are now
[01:50:42] you saw the huge dick with realistic
[01:50:45] plus dong physics please
[01:50:48] Um, yeah?
[01:50:55] Oh, Dolly?
[01:51:00] Bluey up, X6 or something?
[01:51:10] Oh, we don't need another syringe.
[01:51:12] All right, we're geared up. We got baseball. We got kettle bowl. We got poop syringe. We
[01:51:27] We got stethoscope, we got realistic plus physics mod.
[01:51:47] So long baseball.
[01:51:53] I think you're ready?
[01:51:54] I'm either ready or not.
[01:51:55] Welcome to the Maldives.
[01:51:56] Or not.
[01:52:18] You know, the thing about it's kinda like a cool cloak.
[01:52:21] It's like a cloak.
[01:52:23] I'm like the main character right now, and shit.
[01:52:42] This bitch is at the bar, dude. What do I do?
[01:52:46] Ooh, Cuban night. That's my favorite night.
[01:52:53] Come out of here so I can syringe you.
[01:53:18] Me attempting, me writing my novel at Starbucks Energy?
[01:53:23] Look at this guy.
[01:53:24] I think I'll play chess against my son.
[01:53:26] At the bar.
[01:53:27] Geez, what, you wanna kiss?
[01:53:28] No!
[01:53:29] You think she's gonna leave, guys?
[01:53:40] I got you!
[01:53:42] I want the back door!
[01:53:44] Or me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
[01:53:50] Still dancing, bitch.
[01:53:52] I can hold this thing.
[01:53:54] Alright, quick.
[01:53:56] It's a red thing.
[01:53:58] Well, thank you.
[01:54:02] Hmm.
[01:54:04] Who are we gonna have to get with the poop needle, dude?
[01:54:08] like ships in the night
[01:54:22] burn
[01:54:35] How am I going to blow up this tank?
[01:54:37] I don't know.
[01:54:53] I like it down there, it's so hot up here.
[01:55:04] Asks
[01:55:10] It's so bullshit I can't reach this bottle
[01:55:21] I just want to get back
[01:55:34] Oh, you can shimmy across, I didn't even think of that.
[01:55:52] I'm so stupid, man.
[01:55:56] What's going on over there?
[01:56:02] Oh
[01:56:14] Oh
[01:56:32] Oh my god!
[01:56:51] Glad to see something going right for once.
[01:56:54] Adios!
[01:56:55] Did I just lick that one line?
[01:56:56] Haha, that was why I was practicing that one line.
[01:57:09] Adios!
[01:57:17] I'm trespassing.
[01:57:18] Now I could be wrong, but I think if I like shove them off of like a small ledge they
[01:57:30] They die, right?
[01:57:31] Oh no.
[01:57:32] Oh no.
[01:57:33] I don't want to use this guy's outfit.
[01:57:59] Why?
[01:58:00] hmm
[01:58:07] yeah you're right why nice convincing chatter
[01:58:16] She's not even staying at the villa anymore.
[01:58:28] Me when I'm at the villa?
[01:58:29] Oh, fuck it, righty-ish.
[01:58:31] This guy doesn't even register me as a threat.
[01:58:44] Only fucking windows man!
[01:59:05] Hmm, shall we?
[01:59:09] Hope yourself.
[01:59:10] Oh, come on, good girl!
[01:59:14] Shate yourself now.
[01:59:15] Shate yourself now.
[01:59:16] Beat yourself now!
[01:59:17] Now!
[01:59:18] Now!
[01:59:19] Now!
[01:59:20] Are you good, bro?
[01:59:22] Nice haircut.
[01:59:24] Not.
[01:59:25] Oh, wait, he's not going to see the body because he's a medic right now.
[01:59:40] Where is he going?
[01:59:42] Huh?
[01:59:43] Oh, okay.
[01:59:45] Hahaha!
[01:59:46] All righty, all righty, all righty.
[02:00:00] Yeah, I'm thinking he's dead.
[02:00:06] Oh, we're done here.
[02:00:08] We could delete the security evidence, but it doesn't matter because we're not even doing silent assassin stuff.
[02:00:13] Goodbye!
[02:00:23] Coconut.
[02:00:34] Coconut.
[02:00:38] We gotta find that propane thing. Very importante. Also I'm not sure how we're
[02:00:51] gonna blow up the propane thing. If you throw it twice as a blow up or you need
[02:00:54] to shoot it. Oh it was next to the grill dude! You have to shoot it.
[02:01:03] Okay
[02:01:10] Maybe there's another accent we can set up
[02:01:19] Or I don't fucking think so though my who's this it's up a pearl
[02:01:30] Block hole
[02:01:33] It's illegal.
[02:01:37] But why?
[02:01:45] Not for a swim!
[02:02:00] Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
[02:02:03] Bro, I can't even target this guy.
[02:02:13] Oh, hey.
[02:02:16] Um, I have a mint.
[02:02:19] You might want a couple of them.
[02:02:21] What?
[02:02:23] Excellent work, 47.
[02:02:27] You've spread fear within the syndicate.
[02:02:33] Me when I'm trying to ride the subway in London.
[02:03:02] How do we cause an accident at the bar here?
[02:03:08] No subway in London?
[02:03:12] Dude, shut up man, shut up.
[02:03:16] I think I would know better than you.
[02:03:22] Just kidding, I don't actually know better than you, I'm sorry.
[02:03:28] Oh
[02:03:38] Those hubris
[02:03:51] What
[02:03:54] Who
[02:03:58] There are two unconscious people over the same leg.
[02:04:11] You know what this music reminds me of?
[02:04:25] the by-lon-do song?
[02:04:55] I don't know what to do with that.
[02:05:02] Command area is all clear.
[02:05:05] Please advise over.
[02:05:10] Man, anybody there?
[02:05:11] Come in.
[02:05:12] Yeah.
[02:05:13] We got some wacko running around attacking people.
[02:05:16] Dude, what the fuck?
[02:05:17] How did he see that from over there, man?
[02:05:24] Oh, crap.
[02:06:09] Come on you copy
[02:06:15] Oh, no, are you hurt?
[02:06:27] Oh shit
[02:06:39] Do we have a description of Hula-Hula?
[02:06:42] I don't know, man.
[02:06:43] I'm a good idiot.
[02:06:49] Leave the area!
[02:06:50] Leave the area!
[02:06:51] Go! Go!
[02:06:52] Whoa!
[02:06:53] Whoa!
[02:06:56] Oh my God.
[02:07:02] Dude, I need more throwables.
[02:07:04] There's stuff right there.
[02:07:09] We get it, we get it.
[02:07:23] Who's all that?
[02:07:26] Hey.
[02:07:28] Hey.
[02:07:29] Ah!
[02:07:30] Muffin.
[02:07:31] Hey there.
[02:07:32] Are you okay?
[02:07:33] Holy shit, stop coming.
[02:07:34] Hehehehe.
[02:07:35] Oh.
[02:07:36] Oh.
[02:07:37] Oh.
[02:07:38] Oh.
[02:07:39] Oh.
[02:07:40] Oh.
[02:07:41] Oh.
[02:07:42] Oh.
[02:07:43] Oh.
[02:07:44] Oh.
[02:07:45] Oh.
[02:07:46] Oh.
[02:07:47] Oh.
[02:07:48] Oh.
[02:07:49] Oh.
[02:07:50] Oh.
[02:07:51] Oh.
[02:07:52] Oh.
[02:07:53] Oh.
[02:07:54] Holy shit, stop coming!
[02:08:10] Who?
[02:08:13] Alright, you're alright. Get up, ya.
[02:08:24] He shot the gun guys. That's so sad.
[02:08:32] Are we good though?
[02:08:49] Get a well of health here.
[02:08:54] of
[02:09:01] the
[02:09:10] Uh...
[02:09:18] Bonk?
[02:09:25] Who's so bad?
[02:09:40] I think we're good where
[02:10:02] Where is my... oh, found it.
[02:10:27] Oh, no!
[02:10:31] of
[02:10:40] the
[02:10:45] of
[02:10:49] the
[02:10:53] I
[02:10:58] Know
[02:11:00] No.
[02:11:05] You're okay.
[02:11:09] Huh?
[02:11:21] Hey, need some help here.
[02:11:23] Please, go get some help.
[02:11:26] Oh, where?
[02:11:45] It's like the Bermuda Triangle for this guy, he said.
[02:11:56] I
[02:12:01] What the fuck
[02:12:26] Son of a bitch
[02:12:28] I know fire arms pay out man
[02:12:45] Blood shooting me through the fucking bushes
[02:13:26] I need to know where a screwdriver is on this bitch.
[02:13:41] Dude, they're gonna wake everyone up.
[02:13:43] They're gonna wake everyone up.
[02:13:49] All of my hard work.
[02:13:56] Yeah, I'm here now, it's all clear, over.
[02:14:03] Yep, all clear.
[02:14:06] Nothing!
[02:14:07] Do you think you're gonna like, bleed out if I don't help you?
[02:14:12] Cause I'm up?
[02:14:13] Hey, he's right over there!
[02:14:16] Eat it!
[02:14:18] Get out!
[02:14:21] No, no!
[02:14:31] Hmm...
[02:14:33] You know where he is! Go get him!
[02:14:35] He's right there!
[02:14:41] We're good though, we're good.
[02:14:44] Where's the screwdriver?
[02:14:51] change disguises do but my 1000 marks man
[02:15:01] You're telling me, man. You're telling me. Oh, no.
[02:15:17] Err, where's my kettlebell?
[02:15:55] Good.
[02:15:56] There you go!
[02:15:59] Oh my god!
[02:16:09] Hello?
[02:16:10] Can we hear you?
[02:16:11] Come on.
[02:16:11] Come on.
[02:16:12] You okay?
[02:16:19] I gotta execute that guy.
[02:16:22] I need the idea of the fur.
[02:16:23] Can you tell me what it looks like?
[02:16:25] He didn't get what kind of outfit he was wearing.
[02:16:27] Oh.
[02:16:28] Thank you.
[02:16:28] I'll check it out.
[02:16:30] What?
[02:16:31] Hey, it's me.
[02:16:32] I got a solid ID on the purple.
[02:16:34] He was clearly an icon.
[02:16:35] He said he didn't know what I was wearing.
[02:16:37] Yeah.
[02:16:39] Someone's been helping.
[02:16:43] There's got to be a screwdriver in the building.
[02:16:47] Hmm.
[02:16:48] Well, we don't have any money to lose.
[02:16:51] Nice take!
[02:17:00] Yeah, man, I'm at the scene.
[02:17:02] Understood.
[02:17:05] Where is the chip lever, bro?
[02:17:07] Clean it up right now.
[02:17:14] I'm outside of touchback.
[02:17:16] Anyone see it?
[02:17:18] Don't kill me!
[02:17:20] No!
[02:17:29] Snitch!
[02:17:41] No one will disturb the pile.
[02:17:50] I'm not scared, which I know you are, bitch.
[02:18:20] Uh, okay.
[02:18:27] Do we...?
[02:18:28] No, no, no.
[02:18:29] We're not giving up yet.
[02:18:33] We got the key.
[02:18:36] Wait, we can just use the, uh, propane.
[02:18:42] I'm so done.
[02:18:48] We've already failed our no firearms thing, because we aggroed that guy from across the
[02:18:51] map somehow.
[02:18:53] Banana!
[02:18:54] Banana!
[02:18:55] Damn.
[02:18:56] Haha.
[02:18:57] Haha.
[02:18:58] Haha.
[02:18:59] Haha.
[02:19:00] Haha.
[02:19:01] Haha.
[02:19:02] Haha.
[02:19:03] Haha.
[02:19:04] Haha.
[02:19:05] Haha.
[02:19:06] Haha.
[02:19:07] Haha.
[02:19:08] Haha.
[02:19:09] Haha.
[02:19:10] Haha.
[02:19:11] Haha.
[02:19:12] Haha.
[02:19:13] Haha.
[02:19:14] Haha.
[02:19:15] Haha.
[02:19:16] Haha.
[02:19:17] Just don't shoot me from across the map please.
[02:19:41] I don't want to shoot over here.
[02:19:44] Uh oh.
[02:19:46] well
[02:19:47] not good
[02:19:54] found it
[02:20:01] I did actually fucking get it get down
[02:20:23] Bottom bottom bottom, but it did it do do do do
[02:20:29] do
[02:20:31] Excuse me
[02:20:46] That fucking dammit
[02:20:48] I'm thinking of a one-liner hang on
[02:21:00] I
[02:21:11] Anyone copy
[02:21:18] My God hey a central. It's me. We got somewhat out cold on the ground here
[02:21:30] I'm not good. I need room to work for.
[02:21:50] Where is my wrench that I just threw?
[02:21:53] Where is the-
[02:21:59] Babbababababababam
[02:22:01] Baaam
[02:22:02] Babbababababam
[02:22:04] Okay
[02:22:10] I need- I need an Aang on it, dude
[02:22:16] Where the fuck- oh!
[02:22:17] Found it
[02:22:18] Please don't kill me
[02:22:20] Hey, catch.
[02:22:50] We almost had the pile under control man and then we got spotted from afar.
[02:23:06] Fucking bitch.
[02:23:07] And I had to fail this to shoot the guy.
[02:23:12] But how come it's a choke artist?
[02:23:16] Use hit maps to find propane tanks for future missions.
[02:23:20] Yeah, I'm gonna keep that shit out.
[02:23:22] Who's this?
[02:23:23] Oh, new meditation map.
[02:23:25] A gazebo.
[02:23:33] Grobo complex for seven.
[02:23:35] Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
[02:23:39] I'm always ready.
[02:23:46] Her collie, you can just shoot someone and then shoot someone else, right? It's really easy.
[02:23:53] Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
[02:23:58] Fuck it, stupid ass shrugging cat. Fuckin' hate you, bitch.
[02:24:04] Two targets, one safe.
[02:24:13] Poison target.
[02:24:16] Sure.
[02:24:21] Mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, where is my silenced AK-47?
[02:24:33] Today was a good day.
[02:24:39] not even have to use my a.k.a.
[02:24:47] parximely syntax demoblock lethal poison
[02:24:49] nice
[02:24:53] clam dog these first seven
[02:24:54] dafts you up
[02:24:56] there's mayonnaise on my hand
[02:24:59] What's up dude?
[02:25:11] EWIE!
[02:25:18] We need someone that's gonna blend in.
[02:25:20] Biggie fucking blinded us!
[02:25:23] It's me, Piggy, for people like this.
[02:25:46] That's one of two. Dude, British guy detected.
[02:25:49] Heh heh.
[02:25:57] Well, this map is hard.
[02:26:00] Because it is literally just one small building.
[02:26:03] Have a good trip, boys.
[02:26:16] Why is it learning so long?
[02:26:18] Monka?
[02:26:22] What the hell?
[02:26:27] Oh, stay time.
[02:26:34] Yep.
[02:26:44] Erm...
[02:26:46] I
[02:27:00] Yeah, go get it
[02:27:05] I just heard something
[02:27:16] Where's my fucking briefcase?
[02:27:40] I
[02:27:48] Read you come in
[02:28:10] I should have done the collab, that would have been better.
[02:28:18] Where's the new suitcase?
[02:28:46] Alrighty
[02:28:55] Wait, do you think any of them had a kicker?
[02:29:05] What a fucking thanks, uh, bruv. Where's me kettlebell? That's my secret weapon
[02:29:16] I think I'll figure out like a reliable way into this bitch if I'm being honest.
[02:29:30] Big man!
[02:29:45] Looks up at you.
[02:30:00] I can't fucking climb to that.
[02:30:06] What are you doing? Oh.
[02:30:21] Excuse me. Excuse me.
[02:30:24] I'm in.
[02:30:30] Explosive Baseball?
[02:30:46] Oh he's fixing a bike, that's nice, that's nice.
[02:31:00] Everything is built.
[02:31:02] What are you doing?
[02:31:04] Is he on the pooper?
[02:31:10] He's awake!
[02:31:13] Hmm...
[02:31:24] We're off- We're off fucking hidein' this bitch though.
[02:31:30] We gotta remember not to use the explosive baseball.
[02:31:37] Uh-uh.
[02:31:42] Hmm.
[02:31:47] Hmm, what the other- wait.
[02:32:12] the
[02:32:24] Well, I really gotta get another guy in here, there's gotta be a way to close these blinds.
[02:32:50] I got eyes on you!
[02:32:55] Right there!
[02:32:56] Oh you don't?
[02:32:57] Wait this guy's lying
[02:33:27] Hmm.
[02:33:31] I kinda gotta get these guys lined up for this.
[02:33:57] Oh, dear. We've come on right in the head of hell, bro!
[02:34:06] All right.
[02:34:08] Oh!
[02:34:12] If I'm to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
[02:34:17] Wait, did I win?
[02:34:19] No!
[02:34:21] What?
[02:34:23] What?
[02:34:27] We didn't have them close up yet, right?
[02:34:34] Oops.
[02:34:45] Get to kill the target first?
[02:34:48] Ah, shit.
[02:34:50] Hey, you can literally just shoot one and then shoot the other.
[02:34:53] Where's the fucking camera at?
[02:34:56] It might be a ballast.
[02:35:06] I don't want to lose my AK.
[02:35:23] Run, Hitman!
[02:35:41] What the?
[02:35:52] I want the fragile, all the same, and never not turn up.
[02:36:22] Okay, this one's kinda tricky. We should have pulled out of those first two guys for sure.
[02:36:39] Yeah, they've been making those for a while.
[02:36:58] I saw the Dr. Pepper Cream Soda, I also saw Mountain Dew Cream Soda.
[02:37:03] Why?
[02:37:05] Why?
[02:37:07] It's not good, which one?
[02:37:14] I'm saying mixed results for the Doctor Pepper or the Mountain Dew one, but the Doctor Pepper
[02:37:26] one seems unanimously adored.
[02:37:29] Okay, you look like such a fucking loser.
[02:37:34] Um, what... what makes it cream soda?
[02:37:40] Bad luck, 47. Failing the campaign has assaulted an syndicate going into hiding.
[02:37:45] But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
[02:37:50] Let me know when you're ready.
[02:37:53] Don't be so sure of that, Le.
[02:37:55] Oh, New York!
[02:38:05] Oh, Isle of Skaaaal!
[02:38:15] No combat.
[02:38:19] No firearms, push, kill, door, stay locked.
[02:38:27] Silent assassin suit only.
[02:38:29] Oh yeah.
[02:38:31] Oh, yeah.
[02:38:36] Poor targets, man.
[02:38:41] They're all poor targets.
[02:38:46] Uh...
[02:38:51] I think...
[02:39:12] I think this one.
[02:39:13] This is so fucked up, actually.
[02:39:16] There ain't no way, but...
[02:39:22] ICA Outstanding Service Coin.
[02:39:25] Aw.
[02:39:28] Mmm, mmm, mmm.
[02:39:30] How do we use this? Do we just throw it and it explodes?
[02:39:46] S.A.S.O. Believers? Dude, you guys are gonna be so pissed when I do this, man.
[02:39:51] You're actually gonna be so pissed.
[02:40:01] You got 10k on S.A.S.O.? Yeah, you're about to quadrillion-duple your points.
[02:40:13] Also, you're welcome.
[02:40:16] I gotta find the mushroom dude. We gotta come fully prepared.
[02:40:31] Broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom
[02:40:37] Broom!
[02:40:38] Yes!
[02:40:39] No!
[02:40:40] Ho ho ho!
[02:40:43] Broom!
[02:40:44] Doodle-nice himself!
[02:40:46] Ho ho ho!
[02:40:47] Broom!
[02:40:48] Broom!
[02:40:49] Broom!
[02:40:50] Broom!
[02:40:51] I think I saw the Musher.
[02:40:54] Nope, nothing.
[02:40:59] Nope, that's a light.
[02:41:01] Where the fuck is the mushroom, dude?
[02:41:03] Why is it different every time?
[02:41:05] I hate that.
[02:41:06] I gotta run around this stupid ass fucking bitch house with...
[02:41:14] Oh yeah, back door.
[02:41:24] Big house. Yeah, sorry. I'm into swear guys. Sorry. Where do we put the gazebo? Right here.
[02:41:54] Where's the Bruce Lee pack?
[02:41:57] Fuck you.
[02:42:03] Fuck you.
[02:42:04] Hey, if you guys see the mushroom, you're legally obligated to tell me about the one.
[02:42:12] Is this kind of an ice pick, the seashell?
[02:42:17] Whoa.
[02:42:19] It's right there looking down yeah, I don't know where's this bitch
[02:42:44] I'll call it up right here.
[02:42:52] That's the easiest spot.
[02:42:59] Looking handsome today, Sire.
[02:43:01] My webcam's on.
[02:43:14] You had a dream that the Scatman came back?
[02:43:19] He will be coming back.
[02:43:24] I can make a syringe out of chlorophyll.
[02:43:26] Hmm.
[02:43:28] I put him to sleep.
[02:43:31] Goodbye, Ken O'Bell.
[02:43:38] All right, fellas.
[02:43:43] Now's a good time to take a little break or two, shall we?
[02:43:49] Is there a guard listening?
[02:43:54] Yes, below.
[02:43:59] Assume responsibility of the ox, I will return.
[02:44:17] Get it. Nice man. Get a move on.
[02:44:19] if you ever played gt rp again you're going on top of my suicide
[02:44:33] our healers died because of you do you like when we wipe so I'm so sorry listen
[02:44:40] mother fucker I have a bidet I never wipe and you're acting like a mother fucker
[02:44:50] that buys toilet paper now get over there and do your fucking job
[02:44:55] understood sir this is with one side to the life this is insane
[02:45:05] to know the characters in
[02:45:09] You know, can you make this job
[02:45:29] I'm the Joker baby
[02:45:35] Fuck! Fuck me!
[02:45:38] Oh, what a stun!
[02:45:40] I've made it!
[02:45:42] Chucks, let it dry!
[02:45:44] It's not bad, baby!
[02:45:46] They all need to fight back, sugar!
[02:45:49] Oh, you love this!
[02:45:52] Don't let her bite your arms!
[02:45:54] Can't you see I'm trying?
[02:45:56] Open the suggestions!
[02:45:58] Bring me to the Sensor Mendebilator!
[02:46:00] Quick!
[02:46:01] How tittle-aiding!
[02:46:03] Rebellious dominant men really turn me on.
[02:46:07] Oh, I'll turn you on, alright?
[02:46:09] Yes. What the heck?
[02:46:11] What a bruise! I love tough guys! I'm on fire!
[02:46:16] Calls her! I can't reach her!
[02:46:18] I'm trying! I'm trying!
[02:46:20] She's one strong-ass bitch!
[02:46:22] I'm at your service, sugar!
[02:46:24] Anything from my master?
[02:46:26] Look!
[02:46:33] Oh, shit.
[02:46:40] Oh, ee-oh, ee-oh.
[02:46:53] It's like they're just feeling...
[02:46:59] I actually remember they asked me to scan my feet underneath my feet for a reference
[02:47:26] I ran into a giant bird it's all love baby war cooker judgment
[02:47:49] Hehehehe, level 1 dueling.
[02:48:06] I just can't take this accent, sir. Yeah, I can't take it too.
[02:48:19] Who asked?
[02:48:44] Oh dear, I'll work.
[02:49:05] This is an Austin Powers reference.
[02:49:07] From like, Austin Powers 2, you know, like the 10th scene.
[02:49:14] I've never seen those.
[02:49:36] Like I think on large shit like this is cringe, okay
[02:49:51] Ever almost everyone the audience though like the fact that they're cheering for four sun
[02:49:56] proves that things like this are
[02:49:59] The last vestiges of old twitch culture and shit like the the award show the nim does every year
[02:50:06] It is proof that it exists. Okay. And
[02:50:13] that's not always going to be the case.
[02:50:14] One day, Forsen will stop streaming.
[02:50:16] One day, Nim will stop doing his award show.
[02:50:19] One day, I will stop streaming, and then you will have Rambo, Tommy in it,
[02:50:23] Tubbo, multi streaming from YouTube and Twitch.
[02:50:27] You'll have fucking.
[02:50:30] Tyson that Aiden Ross on the front page and we'll be gone and don't forget that
[02:50:40] And so
[02:53:00] Oh
[02:53:15] Hello fellas
[02:53:17] Free my boy Markov? No. I don't think I will.
[02:53:30] I'll be right back for the next destination.
[02:53:41] I hate Markov.
[02:53:51] Welcome to the Isle of Scale. Intel tells us that the members of Syndicate members are currently in the area.
[02:53:58] Track them down and do what you do best. However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful. There ain't no way
[02:54:17] There's gonna be a wagon causing an accident
[02:54:24] What's that shit
[02:54:28] It's a fucking disaster, mate.
[02:54:36] Throw a wrench.
[02:54:41] I guess that we can head up from here.
[02:54:48] I don't even know what that does.
[02:54:57] I know you heard that, bro.
[02:55:16] I know you heard that, bro.
[02:55:39] Dude, he's coming all the way up!
[02:55:46] I
[02:56:08] Okay
[02:56:16] That should ain't good enough.
[02:56:41] I'm freaking out.
[02:56:51] What a good bitch.
[02:57:05] I'm afraid that, like, there's a window.
[02:57:35] The guy's still in the middle of the ring
[02:57:44] No
[02:58:00] Yeah, go get it
[02:58:05] Noob.
[02:58:20] Nice to have.
[02:58:25] The Oce Baseball?
[02:58:38] I don't know what releasing that does.
[02:58:55] Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
[02:59:19] She's going there, isn't she?
[02:59:20] That guy's Mabel.
[02:59:21] Thank you!
[02:59:22] What's up?
[02:59:23] I didn't see the fucking camera, man.
[02:59:48] It was betting for S.A.S.O. Dude, I'm telling you guys it's gonna be the biggest payout in fucking history, man.
[02:59:55] I'm telling you guys, dude, it is worth...
[02:59:58] It is worth investing... You know, honestly, if I was a believer I had extra points, I'd probably 250k that, bro.
[03:00:06] I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid.
[03:00:11] But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
[03:00:15] I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
[03:00:17] Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
[03:00:20] Fine.
[03:00:22] It's not going very good.
[03:00:25] Ooh, Dubai, we need to go.
[03:00:29] Welcome to Dubai.
[03:00:32] Welcome to Miami.
[03:00:35] Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
[03:00:38] 240k carrot labubu
[03:00:47] 240k labubu carrot gold
[03:00:58] Dubai chocolate I had some Dubai chocolate and it wasn't like official
[03:01:03] That shit was gross, dude!
[03:01:07] Cringo!
[03:01:13] Here weee!
[03:01:19] Alright, suit only?
[03:01:21] Not doing that shit. Do not pacify.
[03:01:24] Not doing that shit. Actually...
[03:01:28] Yeah, we can do that.
[03:01:30] It's literally pistachio?
[03:01:33] Yeah, but I didn't like the weird pistachio tendrils that it had.
[03:01:41] Am I weird again for that?
[03:01:43] Chad?
[03:01:44] Chad, is that weird again?
[03:01:45] Yes or no?
[03:01:46] Chad, should I piss myself or go to the bathroom?
[03:01:57] All right, let's see if we can get this Kallakill this time for realsies.
[03:02:13] Now weird but your food takes due scream, I have autism.
[03:02:15] No, I like, I like, I like fancy food.
[03:02:19] I mean, honestly, is there really anything better than a medium rare steak, salt and
[03:02:24] pepper?
[03:02:25] or the cup of black coffee.
[03:02:38] Is there anything better than a blue steak and a handful of coffee beans, dude?
[03:02:44] Aw, I don't think so.
[03:02:55] I
[03:03:01] Shouldn't be here, mate. I should not fucking be here, bro
[03:03:15] Well
[03:03:25] the
[03:03:52] Fuckin' camera!
[03:04:02] No... I won't.
[03:04:13] Okay.
[03:04:19] Oh my god, a Daniel!
[03:04:22] CHAPTERY DOGNY!
[03:04:38] Stupid fucking camera. Dude, I forget how to play this game.
[03:04:44] There's a way to get back there through that door that I used to do all the time.
[03:04:50] literally cannot remember. I think I just have to like distract them and run past them.
[03:05:07] 40% believers?
[03:05:10] Yeah.
[03:05:11] They believe in me.
[03:05:13] Triggered? Liberal?
[03:05:20] Triggered liberal I want to buy again I don't know if we're gonna get it though I need that
[03:05:38] fucking SMG. The Procura. Ooh wait it's the USA man.
[03:05:49] Yippee! Collateral kill explosion, sound
[03:05:55] assassin, no firearms. Can't do boss, can't do.
[03:05:58] That's easy!
[03:06:08] Can do, can do!
[03:06:13] Remote Explosive Classic, Rubber Duck!
[03:06:27] Do not blow your disguise, what the fuck?
[03:06:32] Hey!
[03:06:36] First Remind?
[03:06:38] 250k, I believe.
[03:06:44] Dude, I'm telling you, this is the one!
[03:06:50] Internal monologue.
[03:06:52] That chatter has no idea that I plan on throwing immediately to further the doubter mafia.
[03:06:59] The doubter cartels agenda.
[03:07:02] I'm literally going to instantly lose on purpose.
[03:07:15] Farkidia and uh, not our cool goth, extra something.
[03:07:22] Let's run.
[03:07:32] Let's freaking ride.
[03:07:35] We only got to kill three guys, that's easy peasy.
[03:07:41] Welcome to Whittleton Creek. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
[03:07:46] But this is not going to be easy. Previous actions have put them on high alert.
[03:07:51] So you need to be tactical.
[03:07:53] Two of them are right next to each other.
[03:07:58] Hey everyone, what's up?
[03:08:02] probably heard about like before he's the chairman of your homelands association
[03:08:07] wow
[03:08:10] uh you guys have an appointment
[03:08:12] like if you get unsure there was a very good response
[03:08:15] anyway Charles is running for a
[03:08:17] I remember where the uh
[03:08:20] the cameras are
[03:08:22] I'm pretty sure it's not.
[03:08:25] Yeah, I saw it.
[03:08:27] Not only did you cut it.
[03:08:30] Ben?
[03:08:37] Car mattering.
[03:08:40] I gotta close the garage.
[03:08:43] Oh boy. Why is there a Techno Berry sparkle going on?
[03:09:09] Wait, we can take his disguise.
[03:09:23] I'm in.
[03:09:29] Where'd the dude go?
[03:09:37] What the fuck? It's locked!
[03:09:53] It's just a shitty door!
[03:10:00] I don't think anyone's going to come for this.
[03:10:13] I mean, he should come for this because he should go back to where he was at first.
[03:10:26] Crap dude. Oh, yeah. We're inhaling all this carbon right now, dude.
[03:10:56] you link just in time
[03:11:06] whatever long here I don't have a fucking key
[03:11:14] I'm sorry. Do you mind explaining that to me bro? Cause like, you're there. Come here.
[03:11:35] Come here.
[03:11:37] You hear that?
[03:11:40] You hear that?
[03:11:45] Fucking hate you, bitch.
[03:11:56] I mean, surely his next stop is the kitchen.
[03:12:05] Yes.
[03:12:08] Very good.
[03:12:23] What could that noise be?
[03:12:29] Hi-ya!
[03:12:35] I'm gonna let him.
[03:13:00] I didn't read it.
[03:13:03] I'm a litter
[03:13:05] I think that's a park ranger, I don't know.
[03:13:33] Just like a regular neighborhood in America, I've just got like 10 cops walking around
[03:13:41] the neighborhood dude.
[03:13:48] Oh, he's in the house.
[03:13:56] Sweet.
[03:13:59] Red?
[03:14:09] Trespasses?
[03:14:10] Alright, I think there's a fucking camera on the wall, I can't remember that.
[03:14:21] Hmm.
[03:14:22] Damn, two of them are over here.
[03:14:28] oh my son of a bitch
[03:14:56] I need that guy's disguise.
[03:14:58] Mayhemps.
[03:15:01] AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
[03:15:18] Dude, I know you heard that.
[03:15:19] Stop pretending like you didn't hear that, dude!
[03:15:26] bitch where'd the old lady go
[03:15:31] yoink
[03:15:41] all right I work here now yippee
[03:15:56] I think, I think it's against the rules for me to jump in there.
[03:16:08] You broke the rules!
[03:16:13] Okay.
[03:16:18] Damn.
[03:16:20] Who knows, man?
[03:16:25] Was that weird weird get weird get bro
[03:16:48] It's kind of sus
[03:16:50] Hmm you really shouldn't throw stuff. Sorry. I'm sorry. That was that was weird. I'm sorry
[03:17:16] What's going on
[03:17:18] Walking on the road, that gives you bonus movement speed, nice.
[03:17:34] Bro.
[03:17:41] Bro!
[03:17:45] No!
[03:17:48] back to the drawing, you're worth forty cents
[03:17:54] he's about to do a mistake
[03:17:57] dude that guy's a third eye on the side of his head i guess man, so let me do that shit
[03:18:00] clear
[03:18:01] i don't think i was being suspicious at all, i was just kinda like
[03:18:04] you know, i'm like a server, i work there, do you know, sometimes when you're baking
[03:18:11] like cupcakes you gotta like inject it with stuff
[03:18:15] that was a bold attempt forty seven
[03:18:17] Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
[03:18:19] You know who I am?
[03:18:20] Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
[03:18:25] It was an emetic one, not a lethal one.
[03:18:27] Yeah, why don't we go inside so I could like...
[03:18:31] ...hide them?
[03:18:31] Cause you- you- you-
[03:18:32] For some reason, it's asking you to hide the people you kill right?
[03:18:37] Unless it's an accident?
[03:18:41] Pupi, pupi.
[03:18:44] Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
[03:18:47] Ood, Japan.
[03:18:51] Hold on, hold on.
[03:18:58] Bum bum bum bum bum bum. We go in sick games. This one's random, I think.
[03:19:04] Poison guard, poison target, a medic, sound take down, rare melee.
[03:19:09] Do I have one of those?
[03:19:16] I think I do.
[03:19:22] I have a sub-bearer.
[03:19:29] Silent target takedown rare melee.
[03:19:32] Concealable baton.
[03:19:37] an ass. Okay how many targets we got? Three. Hmm, we'll do collag kill explosion. Excuse
[03:19:50] me. We gotta find the mushroom. Do you think that being a believer in the channel should
[03:20:04] be recognized in the DSM 5. What's that?
[03:20:09] Hey, does anyone know what the DSM 5 is? I feel like that guy's making fun of me, guys.
[03:20:16] Oh, the dick-sucking manual. Oh.
[03:20:29] woke book about mental illness dude just have a beer bro if i'm being honest literally just drink a beer
[03:20:47] syringe
[03:20:51] all right for this one we have to be careful not to mix up
[03:20:59] Our lethal and emetic syringes.
[03:21:21] Wait, we can carry the kettlebell deep? Yep.
[03:21:23] Do not cast spells from the DSM-5.
[03:21:36] Maybe I'm gonna though.
[03:21:44] Let's rock.
[03:21:45] Have a good trip, Fortisem.
[03:21:48] Uh-oh.
[03:21:55] Bad news, fellas.
[03:21:56] I forgot my explosive.
[03:21:57] We're gonna have to find one.
[03:22:01] Classic.
[03:22:02] Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
[03:22:07] We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
[03:22:11] But you know what to do.
[03:22:13] However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
[03:22:17] As well as her type of Jesus.
[03:22:19] First of all, good luck.
[03:22:24] Oh, man.
[03:22:25] Oh, I know where one is.
[03:22:26] Isn't there one in here?
[03:22:31] Is that counts as a guard, I think?
[03:22:33] So I'm gonna stab him?
[03:22:43] Yep, there's one here. My memory's served correctly.
[03:22:51] Dude, I know you can hear that shit.
[03:23:06] Don't come over here and talk to this guy.
[03:23:10] What?
[03:23:13] They're on my sweet tooth.
[03:23:23] They're like an evil poison thing.
[03:23:32] Just me.
[03:23:33] Me!
[03:23:34] What the?
[03:23:35] I
[03:23:51] Unfortunately
[03:24:01] Calculating calculating
[03:24:05] If I put him in here to see no longer become a witness, how's that work?
[03:24:15] Yeah.
[03:24:16] Where are we learning, dude?
[03:24:24] That guy parried, man.
[03:24:25] Did not like that.
[03:24:29] Just a friendly neighborhood clown.
[03:24:30] That was my clown life.
[03:24:31] That was my clown laugh.
[03:24:38] That was laugh.
[03:24:44] What's up?
[03:24:51] What are you doing down there, bitch?
[03:25:01] Dude, what kind of shared fence has a gate to your neighbor?
[03:25:16] pissing me off. What'd that dude get? Fuck. Fred? Alright, it's go time, kettle bell.
[03:25:45] That's not where I threw it.
[03:25:50] That is not where I threw it.
[03:25:52] Hold it.
[03:25:54] I got some business I gotta take care of.
[03:26:08] Great.
[03:26:10] Hey, two cops.
[03:26:14] Do I have a wrench now scalpel what the fuck
[03:26:44] Excuse me, but it really freaks me out when people stand too close to me.
[03:26:52] Sorry.
[03:27:02] spooky music intensifies.
[03:27:22] Oh, CX demo block.
[03:27:52] I feel like we can climb up this as long as we get our air.
[03:28:18] I
[03:28:30] Hear a guy with money
[03:28:32] I guess watching to take a piss dude get a get a grip
[03:28:47] how we doing this
[03:29:02] I got the Correer.
[03:29:20] I need you to turn the fuck around.
[03:29:22] Oh, God.
[03:29:29] Huh.
[03:29:30] Damn you, Lurt.
[03:29:33] Hello?
[03:29:34] No one there.
[03:29:35] Brother.
[03:29:36] Stop moving.
[03:29:37] Okay.
[03:29:38] Okay.
[03:29:39] Okay.
[03:29:40] Okay.
[03:29:41] Okay.
[03:29:42] Okay.
[03:29:43] Okay.
[03:29:44] Okay.
[03:29:45] Okay.
[03:29:46] Okay.
[03:29:47] Okay.
[03:29:48] Okay.
[03:29:49] Okay.
[03:29:50] Okay.
[03:29:51] Oh man, that sinks on. That's so annoying, dude. It's so fucking annoying. You should
[03:30:08] come in here and turn it off, dude. Oh man. They found my body. That's okay. It was an
[03:30:19] accent, right fellas?
[03:30:32] I'm so stupid.
[03:30:33] He saw me in the mirror!
[03:30:40] Oh my...
[03:30:42] He's going to come up B room time already a
[03:30:55] A, M. U. S.
[03:31:22] Who fucking saw that?
[03:31:29] Oh, the camera.
[03:31:39] Yes, go get someone to help.
[03:31:52] Okay, you're kinda pissing me off.
[03:31:55] Yeah, come on, I'm wrapping up the incident.
[03:31:57] Over and out.
[03:32:05] I got it!
[03:32:07] That's not work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
[03:32:22] That's gonna amper.
[03:32:27] Yippee!
[03:32:28] Uh, okay.
[03:32:29] Doesn't that look like a cool item I can get on this map always?
[03:32:36] Baseball bat?
[03:32:39] What do you know?
[03:32:46] Hair.
[03:32:47] Oh.
[03:32:48] Guys, we did all of our objectives. We're rich now. Oh, we can get the safe too. I need
[03:32:58] the propane tank though. Silence SMG? From where?
[03:33:07] That's so funny.
[03:33:25] Where is the silence SMG?
[03:33:30] Legendary cyber if you leave the level right now. I have to
[03:33:37] Yeah, one more guy sounds that some G guy walking around the other house variation might change that though
[03:33:45] What other house
[03:33:52] This one
[03:34:00] up here
[03:34:18] no way he moves it right hold on now I'm paranoid
[03:34:24] nah we good
[03:34:26] Okay.
[03:34:56] All right, let's put it off, Jake's keeping breathing. Yeah, I'm shut this down. Open.
[03:35:11] Um, uh,
[03:35:18] Hey, open the door.
[03:35:21] Man, I gotta get in here.
[03:35:26] and so I will rookie mistake leaving the same window open in every house
[03:35:51] fucking camera
[03:35:56] I think someone's in trouble.
[03:36:17] It doesn't matter.
[03:36:19] We're on S.A.S.O.
[03:36:22] It doesn't matter.
[03:36:24] So, it doesn't matter. It literally does not matter.
[03:36:27] Survival is key. We have every objective. We've done this mission perfectly.
[03:36:54] the
[03:37:01] the
[03:37:06] the
[03:37:13] Really cool guys
[03:37:25] Hmm
[03:37:30] So that's SMG on floor
[03:37:43] accountable for these mayhaps.
[03:37:51] I don't think this is silenced.
[03:38:06] Unless it's the one in here?
[03:38:07] Uuughhhhhh.
[03:38:09] Uuughhhhh.
[03:38:11] Uuughhhh.
[03:38:13] Good work, Elfer.
[03:38:15] Daps you up.
[03:38:17] Good work.
[03:38:25] I wanna know where this thing is. It's probably below me.
[03:38:34] It's above us.
[03:38:37] Whereas I mean, bro, does it look like there's been floor and wall?
[03:38:48] See the thing is, the tip came from Twitch chat and you guys are so routinely dumb that
[03:38:52] like I have to assume you are incorrect all the time.
[03:39:01] Like I, it's more likely that that guy meant to type wall but type floor than it is
[03:39:06] likely that, you know, it was actually on the floor, you know what I mean? Does that make
[03:39:10] sense? Bitch? Sorry.
[03:39:24] Thanks! We're all security around here.
[03:39:31] Hey, weak fella.
[03:39:36] have a cigarette that's cool
[03:39:40] Mr. God
[03:39:45] hello
[03:39:48] well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the scene
[03:39:51] you should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later
[03:39:56] well
[03:40:00] gotta go
[03:40:06] I
[03:40:36] Hello at the RP lock? I'm not RPing, dudes. Had to rest my thumb on the alt key.
[03:40:47] YUP! We both aches of it!
[03:40:53] YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP!
[03:40:58] Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much
[03:41:02] work to get done. Cooperate and prepare for your next assignment.
[03:41:14] I feel like I can do S.A.S.O. Miami. Oh, it's four targets, man. I don't think so, guys. I don't think so.
[03:41:24] Welcome to Miami!
[03:41:32] Well, I can't actually just a propane canister, right?
[03:41:37] Yes.
[03:41:38] We'll do that one.
[03:41:40] He medic poison vile.
[03:41:51] Don't knee-deaaasssss don't need this
[03:42:03] Uhhh... don't need... this.
[03:42:09] We did it, our cool sniper rifle, though.
[03:42:14] Yippee!
[03:42:18] Welcome to Miami!
[03:42:20] Boom. Now that's Miami coded for sure, dude.
[03:42:38] And before it's the boat, if it's the boat then the Cypher's even more good.
[03:42:47] Now, meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
[03:42:51] Mr. Worldwide!
[03:43:03] By Lando, by Lando!
[03:43:06] fall fell who wins if I'm just a worldwide arena pillow I'm just a worldwide
[03:43:36] Have a good trip, what is that?
[03:43:44] Hey, dog Hitler!
[03:43:53] Fucking dumbass Will Smith, bitch.
[03:43:59] Welcome to Miami. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down.
[03:44:05] I'm fucking trespassing this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful be careful 47
[03:44:29] There's music on the level dude, I can't do
[03:44:35] Okay
[03:44:45] Hmm yoink
[03:44:51] He's got the fucking legendary katana, dude
[03:44:54] Dude.
[03:44:59] Thank you.
[03:45:00] You know where I am if you need anything else.
[03:45:04] Zach, thanks for 7.
[03:45:06] Well, let's get our inventory.
[03:45:08] come on, come and get me in there!
[03:45:22] come on, please, to this fucking game!
[03:45:26] I'm not going up until you promise me you'll be there!
[03:45:33] What's up, man?
[03:45:38] You saw it, man.
[03:45:48] Omega-Lol.
[03:45:49] Well, you know what that means.
[03:46:02] That railgun
[03:46:17] It takes so long to put away
[03:46:29] What the hell was that
[03:46:32] That's my briefcase anyone there
[03:47:02] Invitation Acquired.
[03:47:19] Howdy partner.
[03:47:21] Can you invite me please?
[03:47:24] Here you go.
[03:47:27] My cars.
[03:47:28] Go ahead sir.
[03:47:32] Come in
[03:47:45] Hey locks not working, but it's occupado capiche. Whoa occupied. Okay. I know the spot buddy. This is taking, okay
[03:47:57] I
[03:47:59] I just wanted to watch you piss, dude.
[03:48:07] Welcome. Please keep moving, sir.
[03:48:09] Yep. I got you, mate.
[03:48:13] Hey! You can't be here!
[03:48:15] Yeah, you're right.
[03:48:17] Guess someone help me with this-
[03:48:23] I'm you now.
[03:48:29] Give me the loot!
[03:48:46] Looking for propane?
[03:48:47] Do fire extinguishers blow up the same way?
[03:48:50] to kill someone?
[03:49:00] It concusses, eh?
[03:49:20] you're ready just grab a little of the bird over there.
[03:49:23] I'll take you upstairs and see how well.
[03:49:24] Thank you very much.
[03:49:26] Thanks man.
[03:49:37] Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
[03:49:42] Good to see you sir.
[03:49:43] Yep, I work here.
[03:49:50] Okay, going for it.
[03:49:59] Oh, that was like a fart coming up through my mouth.
[03:50:10] I
[03:50:23] Don't do these cool rooms
[03:50:29] That was weird right
[03:50:37] Kill you
[03:50:40] Do you count as the guard? Let's find out. I mean, he was painting the wall, probably not.
[03:50:45] Yeah, I'm pretty sure the monster was in the system.
[03:50:56] I'm trying to re-educate him bad.
[03:50:58] That's probably why I'm still in there.
[03:51:01] I'm in the system.
[03:51:05] Well, I didn't like the sound of that.
[03:51:07] Yeah, me neither.
[03:51:09] That was weird.
[03:51:15] All right, then.
[03:51:17] All right, hey, somebody kick that heart, so just be careful, all right, kids?
[03:51:28] Hey, would you look at that? That's convenient.
[03:51:31] I'm just gonna grab the rail gun real quick.
[03:52:01] Collect the nerd already dude. I can't
[03:52:20] Nice flip
[03:52:31] of
[03:52:43] the
[03:52:45] death
[03:52:48] of
[03:52:51] the
[03:52:53] death
[03:52:58] Bye, Lando. Bye, Lando. I'mma get ya.
[03:53:14] Don't come in you copy. Two keys!
[03:53:30] The big one.
[03:53:32] Oh!
[03:53:35] Need that.
[03:53:39] What's up?
[03:53:40] You just work... working hard or hardly working, fellas.
[03:53:51] suitcase
[03:54:03] Okay.
[03:54:04] suitcase
[03:54:07] Nice bold.
[03:54:10] Into the murder room with you buddy
[03:54:21] well done 47 this will show you to the syndicate in here
[03:54:28] there we go
[03:54:31] me
[03:54:35] I'll never be in poison I guys drink
[03:54:40] Those are going to kill one more guard.
[03:54:49] Guard detective.
[03:54:52] Guard detective.
[03:54:53] Two-case.
[03:54:54] Two-case.
[03:55:25] He he he he he he!
[03:55:40] LATERAL!
[03:55:53] Good night!
[03:55:55] I'm going to play it.
[03:56:23] Hello there. Greetings. Ignore the ominous witch-coated green fog arising from that ring, shall we?
[03:56:53] You should break that.
[03:57:02] Oh, God!
[03:57:04] This is fun.
[03:57:06] So...
[03:57:08] Get it out.
[03:57:10] Huh?
[03:57:12] Oh god!
[03:57:16] Get it out.
[03:57:20] Huh?
[03:57:22] Dude?
[03:57:24] What the hell are you doing?
[03:57:26] That guy better not be pooping in there still or I'm gonna get real mad.
[03:57:30] He's pooping in there. He's not pooping, he's just standing there.
[03:57:34] Uh...
[03:57:37] Oh, he's going downstairs.
[03:58:07] I'm not sure if I can get through this one, but I'm pretty sure I can get through this one.
[03:58:17] Gross.
[03:58:40] Just gonna keep walking around.
[03:58:41] Oh, I don't care.
[03:58:47] Oh, there's a fucking saint, though, dude!
[03:58:53] I want the saint.
[03:58:54] We'll worry about her in a second.
[03:58:58] Okay, we got any explosives?
[03:59:08] Surely there's more propane down.
[03:59:11] Amperture links or something?
[03:59:13] I think we're using our phone, fellas.
[03:59:17] I forget what, like, the shit looks like.
[03:59:22] Nitro blister? Ooh.
[03:59:39] Alright already!
[03:59:47] That's like, that's like a default door noise, I love it.
[04:00:12] 4.1
[04:00:20] alrighty
[04:00:24] there's gonna be a better way to do this
[04:00:31] I
[04:00:40] Have less
[04:00:51] What the fuck
[04:01:01] All right, where's our exit?
[04:01:04] Exit located.
[04:01:19] Hehehe.
[04:01:21] La la la la la.
[04:01:23] La la la la la la la.
[04:01:26] Da da da.
[04:01:31] should we do about should we do about should we do about I had a shot I didn't
[04:01:39] take it because of my coward though
[04:01:54] and now we wait
[04:02:31] of
[04:02:51] the
[04:02:53] I don't like the doors remain locked one and by the reason I like it because I'm not
[04:03:18] good enough to navigate without doing it.
[04:03:24] We're all black cannons. Alright we got our showdown guys I'm sure it's gonna go
[04:03:30] just fine in Berlin. Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've
[04:03:36] prepped the next assignment.
[04:03:39] We're going for the dub on the showdown.
[04:03:49] What am I doing in Berlin?
[04:04:02] Oh, I'm killing a guy.
[04:04:04] I'm killing a guy.
[04:04:06] I gotta bring my fucking sniper!
[04:04:11] I mean, what do I have to do?
[04:04:15] Poison target.
[04:04:20] I am not gonna do any of that.
[04:04:24] Good job, 47. We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
[04:04:31] I've provided you with new intel.
[04:04:37] I don't think there's any costume to let's be aware of the sniper on my back.
[04:04:56] We've got the professional screwdriver, dude.
[04:04:58] Dub.
[04:05:05] TJ Plogger, like you said.
[04:05:06] The guards, I'm gonna, I, uh,
[04:05:11] it's just so risky to try and poison the target.
[04:05:14] Let's show, I'm gonna be honest.
[04:05:15] I mean, we could probably do it though.
[04:05:19] Oh, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
[04:05:22] Yeah, we could do it, we could do it.
[04:05:26] Also, we get to get a silenced pistol, guys.
[04:05:33] My mushroom's out here.
[04:05:38] Where is it?
[04:05:41] Oh boy, can't wait to get a silenced pistol and not die instantly across the map.
[04:05:49] Oh boy!
[04:05:52] Oh boy!
[04:05:56] What was that?
[04:06:00] Forgot Yodamask you did?
[04:06:04] Yodamask you do not have.
[04:06:08] In my ass you must look.
[04:06:12] Mmm!
[04:06:16] I don't know where we're going.
[04:06:20] I don't know where the mushroom is. We gotta go up I think.
[04:06:27] Or eh er er er er. That guy sounds like a lot of YouTubers or B-Tubers.
[04:06:33] Dude you're just fucking jealous. This guy's actually like a...
[04:06:39] A Saudi oil prince dude. That's literally pennies to him bro.
[04:06:44] Literally pennies.
[04:06:52] NBS pocket watchers see the over based emote chat.
[04:07:08] be when I roll up with my 50 individual subscription VTuber emotes?
[04:07:13] Mad.
[04:07:14] Houndy Buncher that just...
[04:07:18] That won't perturbed this much, I know.
[04:07:28] I think I got everything.
[04:07:57] Cali-Icon, thanks for selling.
[04:08:03] Can we get a P-brain?
[04:08:06] Hell no, I'm locked in. I'm allied right now.
[04:08:10] We're in Wokabex.
[04:08:19] Two minutes tops. Yeah, you're mad.
[04:08:21] There he is.
[04:08:31] Good work, 47.
[04:08:33] We finally tracked down the syndicate leader's whereabouts.
[04:08:36] Oh!
[04:08:37] However, we do not know the exact identity of the target, so you'll have to do some
[04:08:41] recon.
[04:08:42] But watch your step.
[04:08:43] They're on high alert.
[04:08:44] It's not going to be easy to help you.
[04:08:47] We have the following information.
[04:08:49] They are participating in a handover as for the description.
[04:08:53] We noticed that they have brown hair.
[04:08:55] They are wearing a hat.
[04:08:56] They are wearing a necklace and earrings.
[04:08:59] As to habits and voices, your target enjoys reading.
[04:09:03] And they see themselves as a foodie.
[04:09:07] I'm sorry we don't have more.
[04:09:09] Be careful, 47.
[04:09:11] I don't know what kind of hair that is.
[04:09:19] I think he was eating.
[04:09:22] No, he wasn't.
[04:09:23] He was just standing there like a dope.
[04:09:27] I'm too far away to mark this guy.
[04:09:35] He's smoking.
[04:09:36] It's not him.
[04:09:38] Oh, my...
[04:09:44] The fuck
[04:09:55] Look out down, baby
[04:10:06] It's not a non-target he's a lookout I got I got points for doing that
[04:10:11] We're gonna hide this fool
[04:10:14] Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I like daytime Berlin.
[04:10:23] It's that non-target kill?
[04:10:24] Yeah, you're mad.
[04:10:26] Everyone here is mad.
[04:10:27] I'm furious as well.
[04:10:34] I mean we could dump him here but we killed him with the screwdriver so if he gets
[04:10:41] Is it an axe?
[04:10:45] What a fuckin' no!
[04:10:53] We're just gonna put you right here, big man.
[04:10:57] Yippee!
[04:11:01] Dump him on the container? Which could that be?
[04:11:05] Or why ain't got that kind of upper body sp- oooohhhhhh.
[04:11:25] Imagine throwing a screwdriver and perfectly hitting someone in the neck with it and killing
[04:11:29] them.
[04:11:30] How?
[04:11:31] of
[04:11:38] you've done it plenty of times sure big man sure
[04:11:47] AHHHHHH
[04:11:53] Man
[04:12:07] HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
[04:12:10] Let's see if we can see them around here, I don't know if we can.
[04:12:20] Door located.
[04:12:25] Alright.
[04:12:27] all right let's go hunt again
[04:12:47] camera down
[04:12:57] All right, our suspect has a hat.
[04:13:08] Important note.
[04:13:13] I
[04:13:30] Hmm
[04:13:43] I want to be able to carry my gun.
[04:13:46] Wait, what gun did I bring?
[04:14:13] Early no one will find him there, smile.
[04:14:20] Oh, we're gonna just brought him in there.
[04:14:27] What's up, big dog?
[04:14:34] What's up, man?
[04:14:39] Adios.
[04:14:51] I might be wondering, why did I take this guy out?
[04:14:55] We're setting up for the future.
[04:15:05] Because I bet this is it.
[04:15:09] Wait.
[04:15:16] Brown hair, hat?
[04:15:21] Necklace?
[04:15:22] Foodie?
[04:15:23] Assassin?
[04:15:24] assassin
[04:15:46] What are you doing
[04:15:54] Is this the Andover meeting?
[04:16:05] Hit her with the people's elbow.
[04:16:06] I don't know that move.
[04:16:07] We gotta kill this guy.
[04:16:12] Oh
[04:16:26] Hey, man
[04:16:30] What they got away
[04:16:42] guy
[04:16:54] Fuck
[04:17:06] Who motorcycle so cool where's her assassin
[04:17:12] It's kettlebell and time.
[04:17:34] Holy shit.
[04:17:57] Secret agenda suspects.
[04:18:00] Nah, I'm good.
[04:18:03] Where did her assassin go?
[04:18:07] Damn.
[04:18:09] No.
[04:18:11] Weird.
[04:18:13] I think it's this lady right here by the way.
[04:18:27] Hmm.
[04:18:33] Oh my god, we need the clock hill. Oh my god. Alright, we gotta play this slow. I forgot
[04:18:45] about my objective. I was about to... I was about to... I was about to let it rip. Big
[04:18:55] style. There he is.
[04:19:07] Onyose!
[04:19:11] Give me that pistol, la bitch.
[04:19:25] I
[04:19:30] What can you go and see what that was yeah, you're loud and clear
[04:19:41] Hmm
[04:19:45] You know what yeah
[04:19:55] Was it her?
[04:19:57] Was it her?
[04:19:59] Oh, fortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
[04:20:07] Was it her?
[04:20:09] You'll never know, it knows.
[04:20:11] It will have popped up briefly in the top left before I got killed.
[04:20:17] It didn't complete. Oh, man.
[04:20:19] I didn't look around hard enough.
[04:20:23] Ay-ay-ay! And I wanted the pistola, but I lost the pistola, dude!
[04:20:30] Laryl, they sure are so...
[04:20:35] Seven, the syndicate's got a...
[04:20:38] Huh? I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
[04:20:41] Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
[04:20:46] My last message was prophetic.
[04:20:48] Dude, predicting that I'm going to lose is not prophetic.
[04:20:51] It's called a safe bet.
[04:20:54] Okay.
[04:20:55] It's like buying a second house in the 50s or the 60s when you're a boomer, do you
[04:21:01] play 500 bucks?
[04:21:02] That's a safe bet, dog.
[04:21:04] Ain't no one impressed?
[04:21:07] Get more specific with it.
[04:21:10] You would have been prophetic if you'd said, Moon's gonna miss that second assassin and
[04:21:17] It's shot in the back after trying to poison the target that he was targeting that would have been impressed
[04:21:22] That would have been a breath, but I know you should have said he gonna lose lol
[04:21:26] He got he gonna lose lol he gonna die lol
[04:21:36] Fucking color on
[04:21:44] Okay
[04:21:47] Let's see.
[04:22:01] Um, we seem to be able to throw some... wait.
[04:22:15] It's not a melee weapon.
[04:22:24] I believed in you this time.
[04:22:29] Thank you.
[04:22:30] Our objective is just to get that pistol, boys.
[04:22:31] I'm gonna be honest.
[04:22:32] Wait.
[04:22:33] Where Cam?
[04:22:34] I turned it off, dude.
[04:22:37] Wait
[04:22:42] Where cam I turned it off dude
[04:22:46] You guys insulted my appearance one too many times
[04:22:57] Excuse me
[04:23:02] You obliterated my self-esteem
[04:23:07] Wait, did this one have a safe?
[04:23:29] the most beautiful Asian girl you've ever seen. Aw, thanks.
[04:23:40] Aw.
[04:23:46] Hop on Omoggle, little bro.
[04:23:49] How come my industry is like the...
[04:23:54] Dude, it's so cringe, man. It's so cringe. There's like a network of clippers that
[04:23:58] like determine the discourse and it's all it like the clip cabal dude you're
[04:24:04] like oh check out this cool website that like clavicular did like dude I
[04:24:08] don't want anyone to like joke about it
[04:24:14] I don't even have anyone...
[04:24:24] I feel like there was a time where I felt like I was streaming and doing what everyone
[04:24:32] else was doing, and now that is not... that is not what that feels like anymore.
[04:24:40] that's not even true that's not even true okay because these clips get posted zero
[04:25:06] upvotes like 30 comments each comments like dude no one wants to see this like
[04:25:12] that's it like no literally no one wants to see it
[04:25:20] there's something else I had to do okay I fucking remember man
[04:25:36] Let's make a medic so that's a spawn point
[04:25:50] Where's the other spawn point
[04:25:59] W speed though yeah
[04:26:03] Do-do-do-do-W is the other spawn. So it was- it was like a ring? Oh, yeah.
[04:26:17] They'd be paying Clippers to post with them and then farm engagements all of Sia. Dude, the rage bait economy, Sia.
[04:26:26] It's actually crazy.
[04:26:33] It's actually crazy dude
[04:26:37] Imagine like all the
[04:26:39] Pick it up. What the hell all the rage baiters getting together like in a like a like a sit council room sitting down like all right
[04:26:47] all right
[04:26:49] Who's going to run someone over with a car this week?
[04:26:54] Dove clavicular I
[04:26:57] Hear you procured a Lamborghini recently that will be good for the engagement
[04:27:03] Darth Thomas, I understand.
[04:27:12] You were arrested for beating someone.
[04:27:14] Let's have you punch someone in the face on stream on Tuesday.
[04:27:21] Oh
[04:27:42] Well vicki alert just got charged for statutory by the way, dude, I do not care
[04:28:21] for getting.
[04:28:22] You know the fact that you guys know this shit, that means the scythe is working, by the way.
[04:28:32] Like you think, you're like, oh ha ha ha, like oh man this guy's so stupid, right fellas?
[04:28:37] You're still getting God, bro.
[04:28:39] You're still getting God, man.
[04:28:43] Holy shit.
[04:28:47] Oh
[04:28:49] It's actually crazy that it's crazy anyway. Don't talk to me about that shit. I don't like don't
[04:29:01] Make sure you banana lakes for subbing I got a pee you watch tiktok I do and I'm gonna tell you what dude
[04:29:09] I'm gonna tell you what
[04:29:12] The war shoe. Yes, no Scatman's world remix
[04:29:17] Done in its entirety that was served to me the other night.
[04:29:25] I mean, I mean, War Shoe, the shopkeeper from Zelda CD, the CD-i game,
[04:29:32] like literally YouTube poop remixed into doing the entire Scatman World song.
[04:29:38] You know what I mean? That's the kind of shit I gotta take down.
[04:29:42] And that's what I want.
[04:29:44] That's what I want.
[04:29:47] You're gonna be my game.
[04:30:03] The guard.
[04:30:04] Guard.
[04:30:05] Assume AUX for responsibility.
[04:30:11] Yes, Miload.
[04:30:17] I'm ready to open the night.
[04:30:47] The other party on line
[04:30:50] With me, the rain before joy, oh yeah
[04:30:57] To come down to tonight
[04:30:59] You just go, not so far through the rain
[04:31:04] Oh yeah, I'm feeling like
[04:31:07] I'm feeling just as fine
[04:31:13] Gotta start dancing tonight
[04:31:46] I'm not sure what to do.
[04:38:16] of
[04:38:23] what up
[04:38:25] for beard they're so sure
[04:38:34] saw a paragraph about politics and chat
[04:38:37] It's time to stop.
[04:38:39] Well, let's start over again.
[04:38:50] Listen.
[04:38:58] Listen.
[04:39:00] In scatland, fat man, brown man, black and white in scatman, does not matter.
[04:39:21] All that matters is the color of your soul.
[04:39:29] In scatland they speak scatish, and it sounds not unlike a leprechaun, but it is a language
[04:39:41] Let the people of Earth speak.
[04:39:48] You see the lore dock I sent you?
[04:40:14] Yeah.
[04:40:15] I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
[04:40:31] Welcome to Colorado.
[04:40:33] We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
[04:40:37] But you know what to do.
[04:40:39] But watch your step.
[04:40:40] They're on high alert.
[04:40:42] It's not going to be easy.
[04:40:44] Oh no.
[04:40:54] What's the plan, Stan?
[04:41:01] Huh?
[04:41:12] Guys, how come they both didn't turn around? Oh, that's why. All right, cool
[04:41:31] My kettlebell dude.
[04:41:42] Fuck.
[04:41:52] Adios.
[04:41:57] You're never gonna be able to do that one
[04:42:10] This guy's gonna be like where's your where's your your standard issue with salt rifle, babe
[04:42:21] I left it at home
[04:42:27] Hey, maybe I'll got the key, I gotta go in.
[04:42:37] God, I wish I had the silenced pistol so fucking bad, man.
[04:42:46] It's not fair!
[04:42:51] It's not fair, man!
[04:42:56] Ah, beautiful Colorado.
[04:43:10] Slurry Lagoon.
[04:43:11] Oh, I forgot my screwdriver.
[04:43:23] of
[04:43:53] I'm
[04:44:04] I got a blueprint. I think that's for the story.
[04:44:27] in as a militia soldier. Dude, these guys don't know how to use computer, man.
[04:44:42] Dude, I don't know how I'm going to get these guys.
[04:44:46] Dude, this map is so fucked up, man.
[04:44:57] Uh-oh.
[04:45:06] Go!
[04:45:07] Red Tyke Huey.
[04:45:08] What?
[04:45:09] Okay.
[04:45:10] How did I help through that?
[04:45:14] That's not cold.
[04:45:18] Go check it out, dude.
[04:45:19] It's right over there.
[04:45:20] Chokes you out.
[04:45:21] Now I'm the point man.
[04:45:47] That's me.
[04:45:54] I think these guys don't go far.
[04:46:09] Dude, I mean, maybe we can get them over here.
[04:46:15] Oh, no, no, bro.
[04:46:25] What if we pulled the fire alarm?
[04:46:31] Oh.
[04:46:33] I need more things to throw.
[04:46:52] Go bar.
[04:47:02] Weird.
[04:47:08] I'll be taking that.
[04:47:14] I'm so fucking sorry, man.
[04:47:22] I
[04:47:38] Evil militia music intensifies
[04:47:46] I need me wrench
[04:47:52] Hmm... weird?
[04:48:02] Oh, that's so weird.
[04:48:14] Why is that wrench there again?
[04:48:16] So weird.
[04:48:19] Hey, big dog, can I get a teleport Alteba, then I'll have the one.
[04:48:39] I'm sorry.
[04:48:42] Whoa!
[04:48:45] Wait, it sounded like it was coming from over there.
[04:49:15] Oh, no.
[04:49:22] Good.
[04:49:35] Oh no!
[04:49:37] I
[04:49:49] Dare me to choke this guy out in the open
[04:50:04] I'll get him on the way back
[04:50:07] fuck! wait a minute, oh...
[04:50:17] of
[04:50:24] the
[04:50:31] The loony is just charging at random people
[04:50:37] You have any idea of who we're looking for could be anyone
[04:51:01] I
[04:51:15] Know
[04:51:20] Affirmative moving on
[04:51:23] They come in here
[04:51:26] Yeah, that was you
[04:51:31] Oh!
[04:51:36] Hmm.
[04:51:44] Oh! Okay.
[04:51:53] Okay.
[04:51:55] Oh my god, that's so fucking awesome!
[04:52:05] I wonder if we could have grabbed him and then just like dumped him in the thing real
[04:52:23] quick break poopy but whole rock of it six percent the campaign has resulted in
[04:52:40] the syndicate going into hiding we're warming up warm up I'm sure your next
[04:52:45] execution will be perfect.
[04:52:47] Our quality for some reason.
[04:52:50] Me and Burger on that stage?
[04:52:53] Burger.
[04:52:55] Hey, it's my bones.
[04:52:57] Looking good, bones.
[04:53:04] Broom, brim, brim, brim.
[04:53:12] Stop rushing?
[04:53:13] Alright, listen up, stop rushing guy. I unblocked her highlights after ready or not.
[04:53:24] Don't make me regret my decision.
[04:53:27] Her me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
[04:53:35] Mmm, we don't want to do showdown in Hawkes Bay, probably not Morocco, so.
[04:53:43] Eliminate guard SMG.
[04:53:50] There is a save.
[04:53:54] Help me!
[04:53:59] We gotta make a bomb.
[04:54:03] Did we lose our silent assassin? Oh, we have another one.
[04:54:09] This isn't a saw-ripe.
[04:54:13] I need a Dubai map let's get a quick re-roll dude let's get a quick re-roll
[04:54:26] Oh, where's the sick games any Dubai?
[04:54:51] Welcome to Dubai.
[04:54:54] Explosive kill frag grenade.
[04:55:02] Excuse me.
[04:55:08] Time Dubai, easy peasy.
[04:55:14] We can get an assault rifle there.
[04:55:27] We don't need this.
[04:55:31] Ignore the non-required goals you can't focus on.
[04:55:34] Oh yeah?
[04:55:37] Do you doubt my fucking power?
[04:55:43] Gee, I sure hope I start on the scaffolding.
[04:55:49] Gee, willikers.
[04:55:56] I always pick NY and save it for showdowns, it's my most consistent map.
[04:56:04] I like New York.
[04:56:09] I'm boss-legs-reservet.
[04:56:13] G. Willikers, this is this going to be swell monkey island reference.
[04:56:20] No one's ever played that.
[04:56:33] Oh, he's right there.
[04:56:43] Ah, what?
[04:56:44] Ugh!
[04:56:45] Ah!
[04:56:47] I'm going to get member eliminated.
[04:56:49] Well done, 47.
[04:57:00] Where'd he go?
[04:57:01] You see him?
[04:57:02] He'll get you.
[04:57:07] Stop all over there, Lai.
[04:57:09] Bring your engage.
[04:57:10] We've got three minutes, man.
[04:57:27] I'll make this any worse
[04:57:33] I need help
[04:57:36] Oh shit
[04:57:49] Uh, check's map?
[04:57:51] There's only two?
[04:57:57] I
[04:58:05] Becker bitch
[04:58:27] This guy
[04:58:39] Dude how many people we got a kill to clear this
[04:58:57] I hear you oh god
[04:59:02] I really ain't right. Yeah, come on. Come on. Come up here. Come up here
[04:59:20] No
[04:59:27] how unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
[04:59:33] we need a quick one to the drawing board we need a quick little goodbye real
[04:59:41] quick and good so we get the uh sounds SMG
[04:59:46] you know what I mean we also we can also probably use the silence to saw
[04:59:51] arrival. In and out. In and out.
[04:59:56] That was a bold attempt, 47. Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding. Knowing
[05:00:02] you, I am sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so
[05:00:06] lucky next time.
[05:00:09] I'm literally not even trying, by the way.
[05:00:21] I'm literally not even dry.
[05:00:23] You guys know that, right?
[05:00:24] Just so we're aware of it.
[05:00:27] laude.
[05:00:28] Bye.
[05:00:30] You boss
[05:00:31] Gideon
[05:00:35] I think the
[05:00:37] campaign
[05:00:41] Has
[05:00:46] Listen,
[05:00:47] This
[05:00:49] body
[05:00:51] Uh...
[05:01:03] Do not pass a vibe.
[05:01:15] This looks like your deadlock, KDA.
[05:01:21] Hey, please pray at the Jesus panning for good luck.
[05:01:51] Hold up.
[05:01:57] Dear Gog, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
[05:02:01] Give me the ammunition I require to slay my foes.
[05:02:15] In Scatman's name. Amen.
[05:02:18] I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
[05:02:32] Instead of amen, what would the Church of Scads say?
[05:02:35] Scabity?
[05:02:36] Welcome to the sector, Dubai.
[05:02:38] We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
[05:02:42] But you know what to do.
[05:02:44] But this is not going to be easy.
[05:02:46] previous actions have put them in high alert so you need to be tactical
[05:02:51] is my shit extra zoomed in right now?
[05:02:56] okay
[05:03:01] alright I'm making an executive decision here do not count this for the
[05:03:05] betters
[05:03:07] alright and I don't care if it's fair
[05:03:09] Wait, they have so much pistol!
[05:03:16] I didn't know that.
[05:03:19] That was my bad.
[05:03:30] I was like distracted by the camera being so far and I don't know why.
[05:03:33] I don't know if it is or if I'm just stupid.
[05:03:36] Why'd that happen?
[05:03:37] I was-
[05:03:39] I was not paying attention.
[05:03:47] Guys, stop counting.
[05:04:00] So, good to day, man.
[05:04:03] Thank you. Everything I say is a lie.
[05:04:06] What's up, dude?
[05:04:07] Can we start the Katie over guys now that I'm warmed up?
[05:04:23] We guys think about that.
[05:04:24] That sounds cool, right?
[05:04:29] I'm an assassin suit only.
[05:04:39] Uh, I don't know... God, where is the...
[05:04:46] We only got two targets.
[05:04:52] If you do S.A.S.O., I'm refunding.
[05:04:56] Hmm...
[05:04:59] You know, we might be able to do this in a different map, I guess.
[05:05:10] Nah, it would have to be this one.
[05:05:15] Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
[05:05:19] We won't do SASF.
[05:05:24] I don't know...
[05:05:29] where the freaking propane tank is
[05:05:44] do we boot up hit maps dot com guys what's SISO it's where you make a
[05:05:52] a billion channel points by doubting don't tell him that literally don't tell
[05:06:08] I don't think there's any shotguns on this map.
[05:06:15] We gotta make a bomb.
[05:06:31] Okay.
[05:06:32] I can just ignore the shotgun directive, I think.
[05:06:35] I don't feel like bringing it on.
[05:06:38] And that's how you make a garage bomb.
[05:06:47] S.A.S.O. bets are more sold than a 401k? No. No, they're not. No. No, they're not.
[05:06:58] 415 at Moon Moon.
[05:07:15] Real funny, dude.
[05:07:16] Do you know how many times you've completed an S.A.S.O.?
[05:07:25] Freelance are twice. I think literally twice or one time
[05:07:31] One of those
[05:07:36] So, man, it's not easy dude
[05:07:44] It's not freaking easy
[05:07:55] And that's how you make crystal man
[05:08:13] Where's the loo, excuse me, sorry
[05:08:15] Oh, it's so arts in here.
[05:08:26] Cube World did it first.
[05:08:32] I'm going for it.
[05:08:57] Okay that's not the guy I wanted to come over here.
[05:09:01] Hmm cringe
[05:09:14] Nothing
[05:09:20] We should brought some poop boys indeed
[05:09:22] There's just gotta be like a better way to get back there.
[05:09:34] Let's peep around, dude.
[05:09:35] This is a dead end.
[05:09:39] So fucking stupid.
[05:09:42] I'm just gonna go back to the hotel and see what's up.
[05:09:49] Enjoy the experience.
[05:09:52] Open store illegally?
[05:09:55] What's up?
[05:10:00] Okay, what the fuck?
[05:10:12] Oh, I'm so f- I'm so f- I'm so f- I'm so f- I'm so f- I'm actually so f- I'm actually
[05:10:29] I'm so fucking sorry.
[05:10:30] I'm so sorry.
[05:10:35] They can go up here?
[05:10:40] Do-do.
[05:10:41] Oh, hey.
[05:10:49] I like how these guards have, like, American accents.
[05:10:52] Hey, where you walking over here, Dubai, where I work, if you're tired of us.
[05:11:03] Well, most places are, if you know where to look.
[05:11:08] Oh no.
[05:11:10] I don't know you.
[05:11:13] I'm so sorry.
[05:11:14] Are you?
[05:11:15] I'm a loser.
[05:11:16] I'm a loser.
[05:11:17] I'm just a fucking loser. I gotta move so bad.
[05:11:24] fucking loser. I gotta poop so bad.
[05:11:27] Oh!
[05:11:40] Hmm, don't snitch though, cause I will kill you.
[05:11:49] Greetings everyone!
[05:11:54] I
[05:12:07] Did this wouldn't be you would it
[05:12:24] Hmm.
[05:12:31] Oh, that's a little acquired, baby.
[05:12:53] And he all got the uh... key?
[05:12:55] And he all got the key?
[05:12:57] Key card!
[05:12:59] Yippee!
[05:13:23] event secured
[05:13:30] oh this guy's an easy kill
[05:13:36] bottom bottom bottom
[05:13:42] Boodoo doo doo, boo doo doo doo.
[05:13:52] What?
[05:14:12] Oh shit they bombed the pie!
[05:14:42] They found the fucking BILE!
[05:14:43] They found the BILE!
[05:15:01] Yeah, you like that?
[05:15:02] Fucking bitch.
[05:15:05] I need a propane tank.
[05:15:12] I
[05:15:17] Hmm
[05:15:22] Hmm
[05:15:26] Son of a bitch
[05:15:42] You spread fear within the syndicate
[05:16:01] That's an accident, we'll accident the next one.
[05:16:27] You're gonna run out of guards to shotgun? I don't think there's any guards with shotguns
[05:16:35] on this map, so we're not gonna do that one.
[05:16:38] He's British!
[05:16:50] He's British!
[05:16:52] Oh, you bastard!
[05:16:53] I'm from Du Bois!
[05:17:03] The purpose here! He has to be! Find him!
[05:17:12] Jesus Christ!
[05:17:15] Hmm.
[05:17:16] I
[05:17:19] Is this door open
[05:17:23] Command I have nothing to report from my current location
[05:17:46] You... you're wrong, right?
[05:17:48] We need help.
[05:17:59] Hey!
[05:18:00] You didn't hear me!
[05:18:01] Sir!
[05:18:03] Get him out of here!
[05:18:11] Fuck.
[05:18:16] Where did he go?
[05:18:29] Where did he go?
[05:18:44] Must have been the fucking wind.
[05:18:47] Hey!
[05:18:57] Oh cool guy!
[05:19:14] Just another day in Dubai.
[05:19:43] I've got a gun.
[05:19:50] I've got a gun.
[05:19:57] I've got a gun.
[05:20:05] I don't have to kill you, but I will though.
[05:20:33] I
[05:20:35] What?
[05:20:36] Wait, was that the first one?
[05:20:43] I think so.
[05:20:49] What?
[05:20:54] Come on.
[05:20:56] I think we can take the paradigm here.
[05:20:59] I've got one last body on the bus.
[05:21:01] What?
[05:21:02] Wait, was that the first one?
[05:21:04] I think so.
[05:21:19] Hmm, gotta go?
[05:21:26] Bro, I did not even know you could do this.
[05:21:37] Wait, go up.
[05:21:42] I don't want to bolt.
[05:21:46] Wait, where does this even go?
[05:21:48] Oh, hello?
[05:22:03] Press X to go up.
[05:22:06] No, X is the uh...
[05:22:18] Wait, can we find the light, maybe?
[05:22:23] Monka!
[05:22:25] Where the fuck am I going with this?
[05:22:39] I'm going down.
[05:22:48] I need a key card.
[05:22:55] What's up John?
[05:23:04] I work here.
[05:23:09] Get out of here!
[05:23:28] This is my post now!
[05:23:39] One last thing.
[05:23:54] Brother what? Why is that locked?
[05:24:01] What's up fellas, working hard, hardly working here.
[05:24:31] You got to drink from me
[05:24:55] You bring me a large
[05:25:01] faster down
[05:25:16] what the fuck
[05:25:31] There he's okay.
[05:25:36] Oh, I forgot the key card was right here.
[05:25:47] That's not the key I need, though.
[05:25:50] I need a key to open that door.
[05:25:55] It just appears into the void.
[05:26:12] Now no one will ever know what happened.
[05:26:15] Can I go up from here?
[05:26:21] Yeah.
[05:26:25] Now literally no one will know.
[05:26:29] Anyone know where the propane is?
[05:26:34] What's up?
[05:26:38] Yeah, hey bro.
[05:26:39] What's up?
[05:26:43] You get your locks, but the pistol you need is a pause buffer.
[05:26:46] Really?
[05:26:49] That's kinda cool.
[05:26:51] If you're not lying, which you probably fucking are.
[05:26:55] Hey, John, you know, we might have to open up HitMaps.com, dude.
[05:27:20] No.
[05:27:49] Really?
[05:27:51] Our brains in the kitchen on this floor, I'm pretty sure.
[05:27:53] The W chatter? W speed?
[05:27:58] Hmm. I don't think there's a safe place to put this guy.
[05:28:16] Hey, where'd the kitchen at?
[05:28:19] I found him.
[05:28:28] Release Winch.
[05:28:33] Wait.
[05:28:39] What is this Wincher?
[05:28:46] There's not even doors here, man.
[05:28:54] Context clues.
[05:28:55] What are the context clues here?
[05:28:59] Let's look at that end.
[05:29:13] You're going to see me, Brad.
[05:29:17] How do we do this?
[05:29:20] I thought I heard something, checking it out, don't worry, special forces are here.
[05:29:39] He presented.
[05:29:40] Okay.
[05:29:41] You can't come over there, right?
[05:29:42] You mind going over it so I can get out.
[05:29:43] Yep, understood.
[05:29:44] Mm-hmm.
[05:29:45] Oh my god, I don't have anything to knock them out.
[05:29:46] Hmm, that's okay.
[05:29:47] Okay.
[05:29:48] Okay.
[05:29:49] Okay.
[05:29:50] Okay.
[05:29:51] Okay.
[05:29:52] Okay.
[05:29:53] Okay.
[05:29:54] Okay.
[05:29:55] Okay.
[05:29:56] Okay.
[05:29:57] Okay.
[05:29:58] Okay.
[05:29:59] Okay.
[05:30:00] Okay.
[05:30:01] Okay.
[05:30:02] Okay.
[05:30:03] Okay.
[05:30:04] Okay.
[05:30:05] Okay.
[05:30:06] Okay.
[05:30:07] Okay.
[05:30:08] It's okay.
[05:30:11] Hello.
[05:30:12] So help me.
[05:30:18] You don't find this awkward?
[05:30:20] Nope.
[05:30:21] Because I find it awkward.
[05:30:22] I'm panicking.
[05:30:24] I need some of the throwing at these guys.
[05:30:34] C2, we got a casualty at my 20, proceeding with caution, out.
[05:31:04] come, come
[05:31:34] What a nice bedroom. You get to see the sky.
[05:31:49] See what that winch does now. If I release the winch, the thing happens. I want
[05:31:55] someone to tell me what the winch does.
[05:31:58] It drops the platform outside, no way.
[05:32:28] Above couch? You think it's this thing?
[05:32:41] Doesn't it drop the ball above the couch?
[05:32:46] Hmm. Oh, it is yellow. You're right.
[05:32:57] It drops the platform, not the ball.
[05:32:58] Nice try, chatter.
[05:33:01] Nice freaking try.
[05:33:12] Oh, I hope this works.
[05:33:14] Wait, yeah.
[05:33:27] Not good.
[05:33:31] Not good.
[05:33:35] It only kills one guy.
[05:33:39] Bravo Zulu.
[05:33:43] Bravo Zulu.
[05:33:47] Bravo Zulu.
[05:33:51] Bravo Zulu.
[05:33:55] Yeah, can you imagine if it just killed the target?
[05:34:01] That would have been cringe.
[05:34:08] Well, according to the chatter, there is a propane tank in the kitchen on this level.
[05:34:21] So let's go get him.
[05:34:31] Give me my collector coin back, bitch.
[05:34:46] What's up?
[05:34:48] Oh
[05:35:15] Hello Oh
[05:35:18] interact keypad what the guys what's the code
[05:35:29] It's 8008135.
[05:35:46] Hmm
[05:35:52] I doth not believe so
[05:35:59] Three two five nine now that's a number I can believe
[05:36:13] Why did that believer lie to me
[05:36:16] Who's side are you truly on?
[05:36:31] Robb's you?
[05:36:37] The side of God.
[05:36:40] Where's the fucking kitchen at, man?
[05:36:53] Aha!
[05:37:01] Let's see here...
[05:37:04] Yolink?
[05:37:07] Yolink?
[05:37:10] Okay, I think that chatter was wrong.
[05:37:38] I needed a propane to blow up the guy.
[05:37:55] Nope, no propane.
[05:38:01] All right, it's time.
[05:38:07] There are two kitchens and one more downstairs.
[05:38:12] Is this where the fuckers got two kitchens?
[05:38:22] It seems a bit excessive now.
[05:38:35] It's not a kitchen.
[05:38:36] This is a corner.
[05:38:48] Yeah, I don't think so.
[05:38:52] you know what time it is?
[05:39:06] hitmaps.com
[05:39:12] Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
[05:39:17] Dubai.
[05:39:23] Search propane flask.
[05:39:36] Hmm.
[05:39:37] There's one on level 3 in the control room.
[05:39:46] I'm on level 5.
[05:39:59] You select Dubai Freelance or Hardcore.
[05:40:04] Oh
[05:40:07] Uh-oh
[05:40:13] There's one level to right side of the security room
[05:40:26] That chatter that chatter made a good call there because I was looking at the incorrect version of the man
[05:40:34] Where was the staircase that goes down in this little side staircase?
[05:40:43] and
[05:40:59] go and down a little bit on
[05:41:02] This is... no one found this guy's body, huh?
[05:41:16] They hate that guy.
[05:41:20] Go down one more floor.
[05:41:25] No one found her either.
[05:41:28] the gas lamps on the balcony comes accident kills. Yeah, so does your mom.
[05:41:49] There's one right.
[05:41:52] There's one right there's one right there's one right oh it's above me I think
[05:42:15] maybe
[05:42:22] Wait, but then I wouldn't be leveled, too.
[05:42:27] What the fuck is it?
[05:42:32] Hmm...
[05:42:35] Freelance are alerted, maybe?
[05:42:38] It's the same, though.
[05:42:41] It should be... wait.
[05:42:47] Maybe the sight meant the red one?
[05:42:49] Maybe.
[05:42:52] level zero is
[05:43:00] uh let's go let's go peep it out i guess level zero
[05:43:04] you see it is this it
[05:43:22] And there's a propane tank in the stage crew area.
[05:43:26] FW.
[05:43:30] You mean where I am, you stupid bitch?
[05:43:35] Oh!
[05:43:40] Dude, it's hidden!
[05:43:45] It was there.
[05:43:52] Yeah, so maybe don't be a prick all I did was reas common
[05:43:59] I love you you be a prick. I literally went there cuz I'm mainly with the fucking website
[05:44:05] You guys didn't do shit, bro. You did
[05:44:10] sidebound no you sidebound
[05:44:19] I don't know you I don't know you
[05:44:22] not like this bro
[05:44:24] someone's all kidded out
[05:44:35] hey guys I work here
[05:44:40] La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
[05:44:48] What is up, big fellas?
[05:44:57] Fuck you!
[05:44:59] This will surely be a blow to the simulacus.
[05:45:09] Get back to the safe house.
[05:45:10] I'll be in touch.
[05:45:12] Oh, no.
[05:45:13] Oh my god, what's going on?
[05:45:16] This one was done by a seven-year-old orangutan named Dora.
[05:45:24] Wow.
[05:45:38] I need an exit, Stato. I need Scato.
[05:45:42] I forgot about the parachute.
[05:45:45] Mere mere mere mere mere.
[05:45:48] Bathroom.
[05:45:51] I remember I remember me remember you
[05:45:56] Remember me remember me remember you
[05:46:01] well, Sayonara news
[05:46:21] I want to see if I can see her in the cutscene, boy.
[05:46:45] I wonder how many stories this building is supposed to be.
[05:46:55] Nitro Freak dude.
[05:46:57] Two.
[05:46:58] Hmm, I think it's a little more than two, Phillip.
[05:47:02] Pizzle Yanker, eight for seven.
[05:47:04] Excellent work back there, 47.
[05:47:06] Thank you, thank you.
[05:47:07] Yeah, and you're ready to continue.
[05:47:08] I'll be waiting.
[05:47:09] Okay.
[05:47:10] Let's do...
[05:47:20] Oh, yeah.
[05:47:23] I don't want to do a showdown on this map.
[05:47:25] I don't like it.
[05:47:26] It's too big.
[05:47:27] E-uh.
[05:47:28] E-e-e-e.
[05:47:29] Oh-ah.
[05:47:30] Oh-eh-eh-eh-eh.
[05:47:31] Sound of Assassin's suit only.
[05:47:32] Hmm.
[05:47:33] Hmm.
[05:47:34] and suit only hmm not on this one bring the smudgy
[05:47:51] Burj Khalifa is 163 floors.
[05:48:00] What's the point in making something so big?
[05:48:06] The hubris.
[05:48:14] Ask your mother.
[05:48:15] hey why would she know
[05:48:24] oh you're calling her fat
[05:48:28] MAKE A DUBBUM.
[05:48:44] WINCIT!
[05:48:46] WINCIT!
[05:48:47] WINCIT!
[05:48:48] WINCIT!
[05:48:49] WINCIT!
[05:48:50] WINCIT!
[05:48:52] WINCIT!
[05:48:54] Uh, should we bring our sniper, dude?
[05:49:12] I'm pretty sure the dudes on this map have shotguns, right?
[05:49:15] Some of them?
[05:49:17] Oh, they're new?
[05:49:21] Got... goto.
[05:49:24] El Gato.
[05:49:41] What if we brought our sniper and our shotgun? Let's just bring our...
[05:49:46] There's like a lot of climbing in this level. I don't even want to worry about it. I'm gonna be honest.
[05:49:50] I'll tell you what, we're going to go gamble and if we win then we won't worry about these side objectives.
[05:49:59] Big money no whammy? Big money no whammy?
[05:50:04] Alright that was almost 2000, that covers both of those objectives.
[05:50:08] Easy peasy.
[05:50:10] Gamble, you will win.
[05:50:14] Overage.
[05:50:15] Underachiever's club, they've just done it.
[05:50:20] of
[05:50:27] train from birth to be a contract killer
[05:50:34] on the scale
[05:50:36] intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
[05:50:41] Well, we're gonna come down and do what you do best.
[05:50:43] However, they're on high alert, so you have to be careful.
[05:50:48] You know what to do.
[05:50:52] Where the hell am I?
[05:50:56] Get it, Helly?
[05:51:11] Not really any...
[05:51:21] Oh, I like this spawn.
[05:51:25] I also like this map.
[05:51:26] It's just so fuckin' hard on showdown.
[05:51:35] I
[05:51:50] Was weird
[05:51:53] Hiya
[05:52:05] I'm you now.
[05:52:28] You gotta commend his throwing arm for sure.
[05:52:31] Holy moly.
[05:52:32] That should must have hurt it.
[05:52:47] Hyde is an armored knight. What the hell?
[05:52:54] Hey cannonballs!
[05:52:57] You think these things explode?
[05:53:01] Oh my Jesus!
[05:53:08] How do I get that?
[05:53:12] Yoy!
[05:53:22] Wait, is that a shotgun?
[05:53:31] That smells liable to give everyone a headache.
[05:53:34] Sorry?
[05:53:35] I smell it.
[05:53:36] You do smell it, right?
[05:53:37] Oh, yeah.
[05:53:38] The embalming chemicals.
[05:53:39] And I guess they are a big...
[05:53:49] Come along, buddy.
[05:53:55] Come along.
[05:54:01] Now where can we kill these guys without getting busted?
[05:54:31] Ooh, cool axe.
[05:54:38] How come I can't pick it up?
[05:54:51] Oh, we had to break the glass.
[05:54:52] It didn't look like there was glass there.
[05:54:54] But that could be because I'm stupid as hell.
[05:54:58] Uh, one, uh, two, three!
[05:55:13] And no one heard him.
[05:55:58] I don't even know where my targets are.
[05:56:07] Okay, they're all ground floor.
[05:56:16] I suppose.
[05:56:26] Are they smon-are they smonkin' we?
[05:56:36] Gross.
[05:56:37] Yeah, like real landscapes.
[05:56:45] Ewie, weed!
[05:56:47] Ew!
[05:57:01] Are you dying?
[05:57:07] One mistake and they've turned dust in your hands.
[05:57:11] Hmm.
[05:57:11] It's a joke.
[05:57:13] How can we work without...
[05:57:23] It's kinda nice to have a kill paper.
[05:57:26] It's kinda sweet.
[05:57:37] Weird. Weird. You should really go look at that. It's so weird. Oh, no. Christ!
[05:57:58] Hmm.
[05:58:03] Hey, amaze!
[05:58:28] All right, let's line them up.
[05:58:48] Perfect.
[05:58:52] Less perfect.
[05:58:53] Nice.
[05:58:54] Nice, head to head, dude.
[05:59:05] Hey, come on! Come on! Snap out of it!
[05:59:10] What do you want?!
[05:59:24] Oh
[05:59:43] Be pretty hard to get
[05:59:54] Well done, fortresser. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
[06:00:24] What?
[06:00:26] You've stretched fear.
[06:00:28] You're stupid.
[06:00:30] You're detonated in the proximity.
[06:00:32] Move up.
[06:00:34] Come on.
[06:00:36] Come on.
[06:00:38] Come on.
[06:00:40] Come on.
[06:00:42] Come on.
[06:00:44] Come on.
[06:00:46] Come on.
[06:00:48] Come on.
[06:00:50] Come on.
[06:00:52] Oh
[06:01:22] Hmm.
[06:01:29] Oh, it's Dorian.
[06:01:40] Oh, I don't have my mace anymore, dude.
[06:01:47] Nothing was sweet.
[06:01:49] What's up fellas, I work here by the way.
[06:01:56] Ayo, I'm working over here.
[06:02:05] Hey!
[06:02:07] How do we get this mesh?
[06:02:15] I thought there was a way- Oh.
[06:02:22] I'ma get ya with my cannonball.
[06:02:38] Quick shot and crouch.
[06:02:39] Dude, I've taken so many- so many shots like that and it's never worked out for
[06:02:43] me.
[06:02:44] My God
[06:03:09] The honest I look stupid in this mask
[06:03:14] Oh, see.
[06:03:15] We're gonna pick these up now.
[06:03:35] So, Matt.
[06:03:42] Hello, sir.
[06:03:47] Excuse me.
[06:03:51] No, excuse me, bro.
[06:03:56] Where do I shoot this to make it leak?
[06:04:03] I
[06:04:13] Need help someone please help me
[06:04:19] To get memory eliminated
[06:04:33] I'm gonna need you guys to open that door, bro.
[06:05:00] How do I get up there?
[06:05:13] I'm not a laser, I'm on break.
[06:05:21] Dick.
[06:05:22] Command, I have nothing to report for my current location, over.
[06:05:32] How do we go past this bitch?
[06:05:40] It's not a bad time to tell you guys that I composed this song.
[06:05:49] Wait, who?
[06:05:50] Who is that that just died on me?
[06:06:00] From the gas leak? No way!
[06:06:11] Oh yeah man. Really trying to go down one level.
[06:06:20] I'm stabbed.
[06:07:20] I'm not going to let you get away with it.
[06:07:36] Well done.
[06:07:38] This will surely be a blow to the scene.
[06:07:41] Return to the saviors. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
[06:07:45] Oh
[06:08:15] Come on, come in, you copy?
[06:08:27] We're coming!
[06:08:29] Give me a hand!
[06:08:31] How do I get over there?
[06:08:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[06:09:00] Wait, we should check the shop.
[06:09:06] Yo!
[06:09:10] Why is there a guy in front of the shop?
[06:09:12] You look like you're in need of some hardware.
[06:09:15] If you got the cash, I got the products.
[06:09:18] Thank you kindly.
[06:09:22] No.
[06:09:23] Ah, I need this so bad!
[06:09:25] Oh, see you later.
[06:09:55] Good bye, guys.
[06:09:57] Goodbye, guys.
[06:10:03] And I'm from the Fectics for 7.
[06:10:13] That was really impressive.
[06:10:15] Guys, don't fucking lie to me, bro.
[06:10:17] That was spectacular.
[06:10:21] They call him the melon man.
[06:10:25] They call him melon impressive work 47.
[06:10:32] He's a chiselle when you're ready for your next assignment.
[06:10:36] Okay, let's try not to beat this one shall we?
[06:10:42] Silent assassin.
[06:10:49] Unburlin.
[06:10:53] Paris, rather.
[06:10:56] Ummm...
[06:11:04] Do it?
[06:11:08] Fine.
[06:11:17] Fine. I freakin' will do it.
[06:11:20] You're mad.
[06:11:23] 99.9% doubters, why?
[06:11:37] Shotgun kill, illuminate guard shotgun, push it.
[06:11:48] I've provided you with you intel.
[06:11:57] Kassaka, uh, Kassaka?
[06:12:02] Kassaka me.
[06:12:04] Kassakami.
[06:12:05] I'm an aviator.
[06:12:07] Yeah, I played, uh, Nugentx, I liked it.
[06:12:10] Me liked it.
[06:12:13] Hey, she's fucking toy, my story's hell.
[06:12:19] Well, time to get our glorious, silent crystal, fellas.
[06:12:28] Any interest in Ben Boy through the house? No, no, no.
[06:12:31] I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
[06:12:43] He's gonna be exactly like this.
[06:12:49] Drive up to Pussy4, the pussypocalypse?
[06:12:51] Nah.
[06:12:52] I'm gonna—
[06:12:53] Welcome to Paris!
[06:12:54] Ice!
[06:12:55] This is the last stand.
[06:12:56] We now know the leader's location.
[06:12:58] However.
[06:12:59] You will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target.
[06:13:03] However.
[06:13:04] They're on high alert, so you need to be careful, as to why they are here.
[06:13:10] Well.
[06:13:11] We know this.
[06:13:12] They're here to attend a business—
[06:13:13] Where's the musing?
[06:13:29] Easy.
[06:13:35] Ball.
[06:13:40] Ball.
[06:13:41] Ball.
[06:13:43] He's gonna turn around. Oh, hell. I'm on camera now.
[06:14:06] Hmm
[06:14:13] I almost did something really dumb, guys.
[06:14:24] I mean, we can sneak into this little garden, I think.
[06:14:33] Oh
[06:14:35] Don't know
[06:14:49] Welcome sir, thank you show. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you ty ty stands for thank you
[06:14:55] Well, mother, I have my condition and it is hot in here to spend a lot of air circulation.
[06:15:06] Did you say hot in her?
[06:15:08] Damn Daniel!
[06:15:10] Damn Daniel!
[06:15:17] You guys remember that meme?
[06:15:24] Damn Daniel.
[06:15:28] Wait he's reading. She's reading.
[06:15:34] My suspect has never read a book in its life.
[06:15:36] Oh
[06:15:45] You should get back to the safe house I'll contact you
[06:15:59] Oh sure make
[06:16:06] I was just dragging my the fucking dialogue man.
[06:16:17] We still got our guns though, it's very important.
[06:16:25] Very important.
[06:16:27] Mm-mm-mm.
[06:16:28] Mm-mm-mm.
[06:16:29] How unfortunate.
[06:16:30] I want to hear more about Michael's sweat and his mom's Yale club growing club.
[06:16:51] Now that we got some sounds guns we don't have to do the uh, shoot everyone, boss.
[06:17:00] That was a bold attempt, 47.
[06:17:02] Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
[06:17:05] Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind
[06:17:08] to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
[06:17:11] Yeah.
[06:17:13] Yeah.
[06:17:18] I like those maps.
[06:17:21] Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.
[06:17:26] I like these maps.
[06:17:32] Unsilenced pistol kill.
[06:17:34] How the fuck are we gonna do that?
[06:17:44] Wait.
[06:17:47] So I'm just supposed to kill, push kill, kill only targets.
[06:17:58] Let's rock.
[06:18:02] I got one of those.
[06:18:10] If it's like, if it's push killed, does that mean one of the targets has to be pushable
[06:18:13] or what?
[06:18:14] How's that work?
[06:18:15] Or actually, if you like, if you push them off of an edge after you knock them out, does
[06:18:22] that count too?
[06:18:25] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[06:18:28] Dude, I think we got this.
[06:18:31] I mean, I've never, I've never done SASO on this map successfully, especially on
[06:18:37] the roguelike mode, especially on the, with the mod that randomizes it, and then
[06:18:42] like makes it even harder, but.
[06:18:45] I think it'll be easy.
[06:18:46] The game is 99% oh my god.
[06:18:59] Hmm.
[06:19:00] Starting to feel like a lot of you guys aren't confident in my ability.
[06:19:14] Heh. Hmm.
[06:19:21] Safe journey 47.
[06:19:30] Silent Assassin Auto No Boat. You didn't even vote!
[06:19:34] You didn't even vote! You probably live in a country that can't use it, dude.
[06:19:37] Bitch.
[06:19:39] Welcome to Sapienza. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area
[06:19:44] But what's your step? They're on high alert. This might going to be easy
[06:19:49] Godspeed 47
[06:19:52] Okay
[06:19:55] Yeah, we all the way up here
[06:20:02] Kind of close one of them's in a building
[06:20:05] So...
[06:20:10] Oh.
[06:20:15] No way, dude.
[06:20:21] That's weird.
[06:20:26] No way, dude.
[06:20:33] That's weird.
[06:20:36] I'm pretty sure the camera's already here.
[06:20:46] of
[06:21:03] the
[06:21:08] I'm in.
[06:21:15] Okay, how are we gonna have this bitch?
[06:21:26] Yeah, we're getting off this bitch.
[06:21:38] I'm trespassing. That's illegal.
[06:21:56] Do-do-do-do-do.
[06:22:02] Hey, go in the back though.
[06:22:15] Holy fuck!
[06:22:23] This guy is aware.
[06:22:40] Well, I want to read it.
[06:23:06] Ain't no fucking way you didn't hear that, bitch.
[06:23:09] Dude, I'm trying so hard for the one guy I just had to believe right now, actually.
[06:23:22] Oh, it's moving.
[06:23:29] It's been a while.
[06:24:06] Oh, Grandma.
[06:24:12] Hi, is that you?
[06:24:18] Good, G-Maw.
[06:24:20] Is that a kettlebell?
[06:24:23] Indeed it is, Chator.
[06:24:25] Indeederino.
[06:24:29] I believe in you.
[06:24:32] This is for you, dog.
[06:24:36] The summation of all of my powers combined.
[06:24:50] Hmm.
[06:24:54] Who's fucking key did I get?
[06:25:05] Oh yeah, that's my apartment. Yeah, I fucking knew that dude. Shut up, bitch.
[06:25:23] How do we get back there?
[06:25:35] I want to try some.
[06:26:05] boom much better I think he's getting tired
[06:26:25] yeah that's should I control yeah dude
[06:26:30] leave leave the shop hey another guy
[06:27:00] Leave. Now.
[06:27:30] The hell are you guys doing here? I'm not even trespassing right now.
[06:28:00] Oh
[06:28:02] Oh
[06:28:28] You go
[06:28:32] now
[06:28:41] we gotta study our targets
[06:28:55] dude what the hell do how do we get this guy what the fuck
[06:29:02] He's a window shopper, dude.
[06:29:30] The last lady's out there dude. I actually don't know how I'm going to get that lady.
[06:29:54] What the f do we-
[06:30:00] Oh.
[06:30:14] Oh. We got away on another cycle, but...
[06:30:19] We're going to get a massage in a Turkish bathhouse?
[06:30:35] What's the difference between a regular bathhouse and a Turkish bathhouse?
[06:30:37] Can anyone explain please?
[06:30:47] this Turkish. Hmm, okay.
[06:31:08] I wonder if we can accident him from up here? I don't think so.
[06:31:13] He's gonna take a little bit we got three things we could throw
[06:31:24] The old piano drop we got four things we could throw
[06:31:29] ge 你蒙松
[06:31:33] sim perver P
[06:31:36] Bbildic
[06:31:38] Bield
[06:31:41] er
[06:31:49] it's giving you
[06:31:52] here
[06:31:59] Explode car when he smokes.
[06:32:08] How do you do that?
[06:32:11] We've seen the animation of Scamman falling downstairs.
[06:32:16] Hmm, seems a bit slanderous.
[06:32:21] You know...
[06:32:28] I wonder if we can knock this guy out after we lure him into our apartment
[06:32:32] and then bring him all the way up here and then shove him off this small ledge to kill him?
[06:32:52] Wanna just kill him in her apartment?
[06:32:54] Yeah, we could just not go for that actually, that seems like the wiser decision.
[06:33:14] No way.
[06:33:17] Hey.
[06:33:18] Come on, you can't break.
[06:33:32] Keep it steppin', Baldo.
[06:33:44] What?
[06:33:45] Hey!
[06:33:46] Is it going to snitch right now?
[06:33:55] What a minute!
[06:34:02] For what?
[06:34:03] Hey!
[06:34:11] Is he going to snitch right now?
[06:34:15] This guy's a little posy.
[06:34:18] Aww.
[06:34:25] Pussy!
[06:34:30] Wait, what the fuck are you doing in here?
[06:34:32] I don't like that.
[06:34:40] Hmm.
[06:34:41] Why is there all of a sudden a million fucking people in here, dude?
[06:34:55] The way to the fucking psycho old man.
[06:35:20] Um, do I have to hide her because I knocked her out according to sound assassin rules?
[06:35:35] How's that work?
[06:35:38] No.
[06:35:40] Okay.
[06:35:42] Yeah.
[06:35:44] Okay.
[06:35:59] Hey, catch.
[06:36:00] How are you, sir?
[06:36:01] What's up, what's up?
[06:36:10] We're just gonna wait.
[06:36:12] Patience.
[06:36:23] Susan?
[06:36:24] I gotta get literally bring him over here?
[06:36:32] Drop his ass.
[06:36:33] You think you'd see that?
[06:36:34] I think you'd see that.
[06:36:44] Maybe if I shove them off right here, they also die, by the way.
[06:37:04] in touch well now we know that guy hangs on the apartment like still a
[06:37:18] the fucking balcony there, don't let it...
[06:37:34] See ya!
[06:37:36] That's bullshit, man!
[06:37:44] Can you observe your surroundings for once?
[06:37:45] Dude, you're actually pissed that I did not notice where's Waldo, like that's what it is.
[06:37:50] How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
[06:37:59] Back to the drawing board, 47.
[06:38:01] I
[06:38:13] Fucking of course he's out there when I do that as well
[06:38:20] Of course, you don't have to ask you failed your campaign 47 the syndicates got away
[06:38:25] However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
[06:38:32] Ain't no freaking way, dude.
[06:38:38] Japan.
[06:38:43] E-E-E-A-W-W-W-E-E-A-I-N-Y-A-SAFE.
[06:38:48] There's one in Japan.
[06:38:50] That's not only a sniper. Perfect shooter.
[06:38:55] Safe
[06:39:05] Where we got oh, we came back
[06:39:07] So bullshit.
[06:39:22] Yeah, we did so well.
[06:39:24] We did so well.
[06:39:25] And then stupid Johnny Pishans comes out to his fucking balcony and says, Hey, what's
[06:39:30] going on?
[06:39:31] Welcome to Hokkaido.
[06:39:33] We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
[06:39:37] However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
[06:39:49] Why he teleported the chair?
[06:40:00] Okay
[06:40:37] That's one.
[06:40:39] That's one.
[06:40:49] That's one.
[06:40:56] Pulls that rail gun?
[06:41:00] Wait a second.
[06:41:02] second which one he was the guard
[06:41:20] I live here now oh hey
[06:41:24] How come that guy is watching these guys, babe?
[06:41:53] Is it not a free country?
[06:41:54] It's Japan.
[06:42:04] What's the penalty for killing these guys?
[06:42:13] Where the fuck is the game roll?
[06:42:23] That was stupid.
[06:42:33] La-dee-da! La-dee-da!
[06:42:38] Wait, he's back here? That's not fair.
[06:42:44] Bitch.
[06:42:45] Was he putting something away?
[06:42:58] Put something up ass.
[06:43:06] Mmm, yeah, I can see that.
[06:43:11] Do you fucking mind?
[06:43:12] Yep.
[06:43:13] Wait, I'm allowed to be here.
[06:43:24] What's this guy doing?
[06:43:31] We hacked these with our phone.
[06:43:45] No.
[06:43:46] no...
[06:44:07] Sub-Logamate
[06:44:09] You creep?
[06:44:16] I
[06:44:22] Ain't nobody checking that shit out bro
[06:44:35] I work here
[06:44:42] Take point
[06:44:46] I
[06:44:56] Did stop recording me without my consent
[06:45:09] I don't want to die
[06:45:16] I need help on a whole situation over here!
[06:45:26] Hmm.
[06:45:28] Hmm.
[06:45:31] Look out of my sight!
[06:45:34] This evens a goal? Also, I can't do my mouse button while doing this.
[06:45:38] It's too ingrained in my...
[06:45:42] My shit.
[06:45:44] I gotta use control.
[06:45:57] I'm so fucking dead, bro.
[06:46:11] What else would I be aiming for?
[06:46:14] I'm done, we'll play more tomorrow.
[06:46:22] Alright, good warm-up, Sash.
[06:46:23] Good warm-up.
[06:46:24] It's unfortunate.
[06:46:25] It rather appears that you run out of luck.