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"quick little trip to dubai" - agent47iq (hardcore freelancer variations !mod)
05-05-2026 · 7h 37m
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The beef takes for seven.
Cassie and John Narravar and Big Lante and Richie takes for seven almost 100 months.
One million years.
Sure, they give it the bits.
Gaffer the beef.
Thanks again, Cyber Shark Bloodog, nature sub.
Oh, maybe 10 cakes is that, thanks for the book.
Hmm.
Good evening, I gotta get,
I gotta get my vitamins, so far as I can take my vitamins again.
Yes, we go!
back
turn right over to the sub
this will lose scales and mox plays in harley
really short
really short guys
that was three minutes late come on
Harley's World Tour in Christmas and Who's Horizon and the Terracoden
Raptors are in Chilgathic for so big. Timo of Recording for so big.
That's 3 p.m. Dole. I'll get my glasses real quick.
John Chichi, thanks for something. Sorry I missed it.
That's a right up at any real job.
Well, as you guys have told me for almost 10 years, job OMEGALO.
Office OMEGALO.
So maybe you should take a look in the mirror.
Because if I don't treat it like a job, maybe that's because thousands of people have told me it was not a job.
Hmm? Hmm, big man?
So maybe I wouldn't get rid of it for being 3 minutes late.
Hmm
You got own you got friggin poem
Yeah, I'm gonna load the desert
Skimmy toilet, Sephiroth, Jehovah Adjacent season, scan RPG.
What are you even saying all I'm saying is it's beta version of skippity toilet the fetus version
could be getting incubated like johova and palm vats yourself that's it
restore them as lacklaces of it paint pastures of it something like that freer and liver
and salar and most of our dangles and my own now miwad and cheap bluebees up
You mean, Genoba?
Whatever dude, whatever their fucking name is, and each is just an end with a big day
on top anyway if you think about it.
Did the one where he says I've got the one where he talks about doing crime or some shit
What the fuck you want now? How did you guys edit it?
Oh yeah, my plan is crime.
I want an Asian game.
I'm on this side.
Holy shit.
My intention is...
My intention is crime.
Super long yellow user in this for God's sake.
Narwee?
No, Narwee?
Evil Penguin, you're a kidney six for seven?
Hazlackage base arm, thanks for seven.
Goody eggs for seven here, wizards for seven.
I wanna break free, I wanna be a human being.
P.J.F.F.S.I.S.I.S.I.S.I.S.I.
Parklight exhibit.
Nice drip. Thanks.
We keep it swag in this household.
Something or main maverickage exhibit.
of
the
of
the
Can I change this? What the hell?
Oh
Thank you in deck
Where's the Christmas table, I don't think there is one
Look at this one. This is the spooky Halloween table
Did somebody say peanut butter?
What is that?
Mom's spaghetti, dude.
Sweet.
Sushi, anyone?
There's only like three.
I like bread.
Tell me about the color of your soul.
Oh
Force
Oh, what the hell?
Fancy.
I'm just a way to clear all of this.
Do you know what I am saying?
What the?
Do you think these packs have like, like for example, do you think I could like get a katana
here?
No way, right?
Like, can I get a barbell here?
Try it?
Man, I don't want to buy this shit.
Dude, it looks like ass.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Aw.
That's cool.
None of the DLC decorations change the throwables this fun.
Oh.
That's good.
Oh.
What the...
What if you could play Blackjack, I guess?
That would be pretty sweet.
Start a new job tomorrow you're scared dude don't be scared bro just pretend that you're
imagining everyone in underpants.
A doi.
That's right pretend that you're imagining them don't actually do it.
It's an advanced mental techni- mentalist technique.
Is it teacher?
No, imagine you're coworkers.
Oh, it's got that banger song on the arcade machine, dude.
Ooh, Bald Eagle.
Can we finally finish this room?
Whoa.
Wait.
This is more baller though.
Confirm?
Oh, we got rid of the boxes, dude.
Big upgrade.
You'd start the mission from here?
I see the skin in the mirror bro.
You could have holed it, you may get a poop chair.
That chair's not for poop and it's for sit without the H.
Give me some cats I'll take Jesus
Oh it's so messy!
Playing chess by himself?
Sedge?
Is it a bong?
Where's that incense?
that's my clip on
so
That's fancy marble dude.
Can I sit here?
No.
Fringe?
Bottle and hand dropped
I was fed my coffee out.
What's this?
Who's this?
Four
Looking for interactables
We got rid of all those dumb ass fucking high dogs, or most of them do it.
It's crimson mist, dude.
Yippee!
Yippee!
Yep, there it is.
My house in the middle of nowhere.
That's got like floaties.
Alright, let's pick our mission.
I spruced it up, huh?
Beautiful.
What do you think the artist was trying to say?
It ain't about the rat, it's about the rat race, that's what I think.
Sometimes you just gotta, oh we don't deserve to swag out yet.
I always forget this room exists.
I
blame
Why aren't you playing them?
You're much better at real drums.
I
What is that melody?
I like the drums, because it has a cutscene.
Well, should we get back to killing people?
What do we got?
I'll let him do.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Sure.
Sure.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Do not get spotted.
Doubler's got high target bodies.
Do we have an epic melee weapon?
I think we do.
Kappa.
Well, when in doubt, collect killout, dude.
No one says that, by the way.
Mew, meow, meow.
Fengqing is pretty awesome you should visit.
Doesn't have the noodle house massacre there.
Banana. Come to China. Come to China. Come to China.
I bought my Tompkins for silver.
Noodlehouse massacres will moon dust to his penis every night.
No?
That is not true.
Oh, and see, it's our new vehicle.
Calling out to scat man's world.
Let's run.
Have a good trip, future seconder.
I thought the utter mask was a May 4th thing, you still gonna use it?
This is my hitman skin.
I don't celebrate May 4th, it's not a real fucking holiday dude.
Welcome to John King.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
China.
Step they're on high alert. It's not going to be easy be careful 47
Mitsaki, that's my favorite brain
Love brains
Wait explain the song
I
Yeah
I'm gonna go in the club damn. Let's go pop with her
Can I go in? Can I go in, please?
Can I go in? Can I go in the club? Can I go in the club, please?
I gotta get this.
He's like very ominous music playing on top of this.
He's the Chongqing Choker, dude!
You better be careful walking these alleyways.
You better get tossed, bitch.
BOOM!
I don't really think I want to do this.
Oh, I do.
I'm a getcha
Oh, come on, right there.
My freaking bonus money.
My fight money.
Alright, now they both recognize me. Hell? I can't even- you can't even go in here! Or
maybe again, it's on the roof. Oh yeah. Dude, they're having so much fucking fun without
to me. It's not fair!
Let me in!
So kill this homeless guy real quick.
I had a courier.
You could never have to see it.
Oh.
Thank you.
Ah, broke my crowbar.
Oh, you saw that.
Fuck you!
of the
It was a rusty crowbar dude.
Let me rent you a question.
Let me rent you a question.
Here's like that line I did, where I said let me rent you a question.
I'm gonna put you in a trash can, my man.
You think this guy's gonna turn around?
I'm willing to take that risk.
Dubbed.
Oh fuck!
This place is much nicer during the day.
Vibrates up the stairs?
Aw.
Yeah, you should go respond to that.
Oh, hey, you turned around.
That's nice.
The Chongqing choker strikes again.
Oh
Oh
That's lying there help us
I
Did I shut me up?
We're gonna shoot me down
We gotta get into restaurant.
Whoop!
Why?
It's a restaurant.
Hmm.
Is that guy in the fucking alley behind the place?
Yes.
Welp, gotta go.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
I gotta get back there, boys.
Let's go, let's go, let's go to the hang.
Wait, he's coming out.
Wait until you get a load of this Tomfoolery.
You think he's gonna go back inside?
Okay, turn around right now.
You're not allowed in there.
Hey, security! Hold on a second!
Ever seen this crowd?
Congratulations.
Are you listening?
I strongly advise a change of approach.
I
Gonna go to the same you should get back to the safe house
You watch the go down
I gotta get out of here.
We talking to God?
I'm gonna help you!
It's the Ujong train station!
Oh god!
The Chongqing Joker strikes again dude.
impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Yes! We're going to fucking Morocco, dude.
Boo!
Boo!
You make me want to chat for thinking you were saying it wrong.
What's up, bros? Are you f***ing a nader?
If he's a s***f***g...
Mew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew
Do I have one?
Is there a leave in your country, burger?
Hmm?
Oh my god, Google's Races!
Oh, wait, let's gamble.
You read the second word first in Chinese, actually.
Nice try, chatter.
nice fucking truck I don't do it I'm gonna put this fuel cell in there I'm not
doing it because I need it for a bottle
There's a offensive to call British people red coats.
No.
It's funny.
It's a copy of the extra-dibbens of ski-dropping quick freestyle white, uh, freestyle white
boy rap.
Um.
Welcome to Marrakesh. The Nicked members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
Holy fuck, the music!
They're on high alert. So tread carefully or they will slip away.
Godspeed, 47th.
How do we kill this guy?
Which time do you speak of?
Oh, we just haven't see us then run to a building.
Duh.
Oh, do we?
Play it.
Oh.
What you hitting at the gym today, Moon Moon?
Don't say my mom.
second champ. I'll be back, buddy. I think I could just place the explosive down in
in front of this game. Shut up. Yeah, this place is popping.
What? What?
You gotta get a buddy's over here all day
Hello there
How would I possibly cause?
Literally just run over here?
Oh, you try that.
There's a person right here.
Where's my fucking loot?
I was up there.
Also the headmaster guy's not up here on this variation.
Weird.
Weird?
You know, we could just throw our scalpel at this guy and then call it a day.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Where'd those ladies go?
Don't let this get to you, man. Calm and smile.
I have become you now. I'm you.
I can't drag this guy.
Oh we accident kill him.
Wait.
Oh!
I don't have a screwdriver.
Oh my gosh!
That is so sweet of you!
I'm driving
There's she's gonna save it
You can shoot it
In the box, go!
I'm gonna do is lure him all the way over there and then turn it off.
Easy peasy.
Place gun lead?
Oh my god!
Wait!
That chatter is correct.
of
the
and it looks clear.
What's going on?
What do you mean, that's not...
You haven't heard from this?
I haven't heard yet.
It's really still funny.
I'm still looking around,
but stand by for an emergency call, okay?
They're helping me wander on the coffee like last time, when I got my ass shot off.
Goddamn!
Hey!
Now that's a homegrown explosive right there buddy.
Yep.
Whoa.
Hello!
Come in!
Come in!
How do I get in there?
How do I get in there?
I got the key, man.
It would be cool if there was an NPC who was like,
Hey, nice to see you. Where'd you get that?
Goodbye.
And then arise me.
What?
What's that?
I'm sorry.
Well done. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
I'm not sure I've seen where am I oh my god, this is where the protests usually happens.
I was turned around.
Hey buddy.
Just to say, who are you again?
I work here, I work here, I work here, I work here, I work here, I work here.
Is he really this bad?
Not those shots?
I'm looking for an exit here.
Carry on, Private.
Okay.
How are you?
Dude, the fucking crowds are fucking up.
we'll wait to where he goes
local I am what's a Moroccan food I need to know I need to know
I don't have any poison, I have this, but I gotta kill him with fireball water.
Yo, anyone know where some, uh, medic rat poison is around here, fellas?
Check rat trap.
Do it in the middle of the street. No one will care. I can think of several armed people who would care
Let's go check the shop, maybe we got something
Yeah, oh, okay
Oh
do I want this this will come in handy I think
sometimes we need like an epic gun so this is a in a medicaid dark gun
it's gonna be hard to hit this guy though
this is the best item in the game you just gotta not believe it
Oh
Moving in very aggressive
huh
He's just gonna throw up in the street. He throw a bathroom he's fucking weirdo
Gross
You're still doing that shit, huh?
Is he just gonna do it forever or something?
How are we doing this I haven't seen your face here before
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
I hate E2 and Delock.
Are you proud of me?
It depends on who characters you play.
let's pull up your child log real quick
waiting waiting
dynamo and calico okay dynamo is pretty fucked up
they're both gonna fuck it's whatever do you know honestly dynamo like yes
situation I play dynamo so I go it's falling out
I'll give you the I'll give you the past you you earned it probably
Emerges
meal meal.
Yes,although it's not quite right?
It's definitely conquered.
You must have something to feel better?
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
That was fucking cool, thank you.
Warrior in, thanks for selling it.
So if we put the rat poison in his...
order from Popeyes, give them spicy chicken sandwiches. Honestly, Popeyes chicken sandwiches
are like 80% for an 8 out of 6. I don't really like Popeyes. Oh, look at that. Look at that
right there. Look at that right there. What did we just get? Epic SMG, dude.
We're going to Dartmar, Dartmar.
Oh, he's a turkey dart gun!
We got a dart gun!
Why was her?
I don't know.
why was her I've provided you with new intel did you know that people with
prime can still use it for free every month have you guys been getting lazy
about that deep spawning free money
It's not free, they pay for a prime?
You're right.
Nothing's free.
Nothing.
Yeah, Barricade Signets and Naku and Dilly, thanks for sub-pedicaming, if something.
Yeah, let's use the fuel cells here, that was...
You purposely don't claim your free prime?
Ooh, that's cool.
This guy don't care.
Both are orators, I presume?
I can't believe we got the dark gun, dude.
DJ, thanks for subbing.
Thank you very much.
Narwhal, it's done.
Thanks for subbing, so I'm so fucking being R-Word and I don't say the R-Word.
I've been manually clicking the free primes up under this bald fuck for 117 months.
I really do appreciate the ad, the dedication.
Yeah, we know this bit.
an exchange. We also know that they have black hair, they are wearing a hat, they are wearing
earrings, and wearing a necklace. As to habits and vices, your target has a sweet tooth, and
they suffer from dehydration. I'm sorry we don't have more. Be careful 47.
Wait, it doesn't kind of be trespassing because it looks like some variation of a
party.
Nicholas, on the earrings.
Nay.
Oh, maybe he's all y'all won.
That's still the style, right, fellow?
Yes he does.
I'm gonna follow them
Listening to American jazz, huh?
Are you drinking that's as my steve hydrated
,
only one more to go
to
you
to
No!
No!
That's strong. It's literally him. It's literally him.
Would the best be any more obvious there, bud?
I'm a criminal!
What?
Ah, crap!
Wanna try something?
Oh, man, what the hell's going on?
I feel sick as a dog
Dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun
I think they get out of the water don't they?
I don't think this is good at all.
Keep it in, come on, you can do it.
I didn't even really want to come to this thing, but I did not really want to come
I
Go inside you better not go inside bro
I think if I break them from him, he'll snap out of it, no?
It doesn't matter, the cameras can see us.
Okay.
Oh, easy now.
Don't blow a fuse.
He's got a poop. This guy got a poop.
He's gonna shit himself.
I'll do it right here. I'll do it right here.
What was that?
What are you doing here?
The leader has been eliminated.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I will engage.
I need some help here, please.
Some bad shit is going down, and you need to do something.
I can't believe we got that guy. I'm gonna be honest. I cannot believe that I
When they turned around that they didn't immediately like finger me as the guy who did it
Who the fuck killed that guy? It wasn't me
Hello sir.
Why, there's a lookout.
I was farming some XP.
This will make anyone think twice before turning into a life of crime.
This ain't Shazam's nowadays for Zillen, Pelo, I think for Zillen.
W!
First time you've seen that screen?
We saw it yesterday.
Once.
So it's all once
Yeah, baby
Good job 47 you eliminated the syndicate, but this is only the tip of the iceberg
They have more affiliations
Why would you eliminate them to bring them down on their knees?
Let me know when you are ready.
Kind of had the glue we give, boys.
Shereekin!
That's actually kind of useful.
I've already had one, I don't know.
Scared!
Yeah, let's do this. Let's do this. I like this. This is nice. I want to go to I to
leave.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Oh, fuck it's time to lose!
More important to do story first before this mode.
I think it really depends.
I'll give you my honest answer, because you're a first time chatter, you're curious.
There are a lot of aspects of these maps that you might not see if you do this mode first.
Like different routes or like unique interactions that can help you get around faster or like
You know accidental kills or like special takedowns
That's all stuff I'm not familiar with because I never played the story so it's been pretty hard for me to
Learn how to get around the map sometimes
He takes silent assassin? Yeah, why wouldn't I?
You dumb.
This gun's so freakin' cool, dude.
Uh, you got the crowbar.
What if we gamble?
If we could make so much freaking money, dude.
Can you not speak during this mission for plus RP?
Yeah.
Okay, I could do that.
I might go get some coffee, though.
What is the SASO?
SASO is Silent Assassin Suit only.
Oh yeah.
And for Silent Assassin...
It would be easier if I look up a definition, actually.
What is S.A.S.O. Hitman?
Only kill targets, no body spans, don't get spotted if you are detected by cameras or
to destroy the evidence do it all in your seat
ee ee ee that's SAS though
we're just doing regular science sound assassin so we can use disguises
I feel like I'm forgetting something oh yeah
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
I gotta get some coffee.
I'm gonna get some coffee.
I'm gonna leave the game audio on.
Okay!
The only way to escape is just to find the stars and the moon and the sun.
Oh, the day that's in the dark.
Oh, the day that's in the dark.
Oh, the day that's in the dark.
Oh, the day that's in the dark.
I guess I can stop this one.
I'm coming in!
Oh
What up
Soundless ass, huh?
Coach, you must foot fetish 6-4-7.
Now, when Klutz and Quo and I madron bootcut jeans and vocale,
Kailh thinks we're silver
and reason
Boost
and onion the garlic
thinks we're silver
Alright, we're zero for like a hundred on silent assassin attempts
I can't talk
going to be easy previous actions have put them on high alert so you need to be
tactical don't disappoint 47 good luck i can't talk because it's the sound of
sass admission i gotta be quiet
get the hell up so i can take people out
What is this guy doing?
Oh, okay, well I'm working out
I got these exchanges, I'll just have to pay the ass.
Get back to the safehouse, I'll be in touch.
I don't want to talk about that man.
What happened?
Oh it's not important.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't freaking worry about it, dude.
Mr. Chigs, thanks for your s- don't do- don't worry- don't freaking worry about it.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Yodi-1 Kenobi, thanks for 7.
Classic.
You've downed 188 points.
the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding. I told you the odds. I'm sure your
next execution will be perfect. Noomary, thanks for subbing, Tom, the boy, thanks for subbing.
I told you the odds, dude. You can't be mad.
Do him the Thailand of forever, bro.
Oh no!
Brem-Brem-Brem-Brem-Rare melee.
We have that.
And there's the safe.
Mam-Mam-Mam-Mam-Mam-Mam-Mam-Mam.
You think this counts? It has to, right?
I need a banana.
Heaven path and nish masks for silver.
We don't have to go to Dubai yet, we're good.
Secret snake club and lulagansic for silver.
uhhhh
I need banana
banana
banana, potassium
how come I can't start with a screwdriver dude, that's so f**k, Deb
I've got to unlock Prison Wallet.
How do I do that?
Racine Small Flare Vigil?
Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing
Zyder, they're for subbing last month.
Let's get on to Chopper.
safe jumps
Rare melee has to be non-lethal. I don't think you're right
But you could be right welcome to Bangkok
Syndicate members are currently in the area find them and take them down
But this is not going to be easy
Oh, I'm cool.
Just spent $166 on 18 magic cards.
Damn.
Well, I guess we can, uh, we'll get the safe first.
I'm so sorry man, I'm so fucking sorry.
I gotta use the B-Roo.
Oh, this guy's in the back.
Okay, kinda weird.
Bonk.
How are we gonna get this rare mail, boys?
There's gotta be like a fucking weapon here.
Guess I'm gonna like, oh, excuse me.
Oh no, I think I got the key.
But we could blow it open though.
What do we have to?
Oh, I don't know where the hell I am.
What?
Uh-oh.
I forgot to hang up the clothes anyway.
I think he saw me.
This was stupid.
I need that courier buddy.
What up, fellows?
I got to get downstairs.
Oh, that was the store.
Slash Me carries my propane tank literally everywhere.
Target's not dead?
No, I know.
Oh no, oh no.
I'm in the basement. This place is drip in.
Who would the Dalai Lama see? I thought you said at the monastery.
She did not even see me. But how?
dude someone in chat said that there was a master a master key card down here
but where
well
I hope it wasn't disgusting no it's just stupid someone left their wallet in
I think you are coming on a little too strong, Mr.
Continue.
The room is just stupid.
Someone left their warrant in their office.
And Anna thinks it's a bad nut.
Why don't you check their pockets before sending them to the laundry room?
Did you keep a roof off?
Jesus! Hey, we need some help!
Where's the keycard?
Blind!
On the table.
It doesn't spawn there on Freelancer.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Look at a crowbar.
What do you got for sale?
You look like you're in need of some hardware if you got the cash. I got the products I am
Any rare melee
No
Dude there has to be like a little melee somewhere on the man
I think we got to leave the map let's just leave go somewhere safe let the
pros do their thing we are on top of this
Oh
Who saw
I wonder what the lore reason for him being able to switch clothes so fast is.
Well, let's uh, sleep. Wait. I don't have to leave.
The rare takedown isn't my prestige of death.
He's your explosive develop two women instead of a safe
He doesn't know I always come prepared with another explosive
What the fuck am I
Hmm target target
Good to see you, ladies.
And you, uh, and you, uh, what are they, right?
Whoa, what the hell am I?
It certainly is.
I saw your fighting.
Oh, I could do with a cup of tea.
You really don't want to give those things a chance, huh?
You just don't want to.
I'm going to go back to my room.
Can I join?
Mister, have a good one, okay?
Thank you.
That's very nice of you.
Thank you so much.
What's the plan?
What's the plan?
Absolutely.
Recruits should be terrifying.
To be respected, you must be feared.
Kill everyone.
I need a freaking keycard.
So many couriers, man.
I am not my crimes.
A higher passagin' is not after me.
Why, at this time?
Um, the toilet smelled bad.
Well, that and the lawyers preach.
Dude, what? Turn around.
I know your point.
I know your touch.
Maybe I'll not fall.
This is the cover.
Huh?
I'm showing myself too early I can't reach up sorry how stuff this way
Yeah, I can't let you pass. I'm sorry, sir.
We should ensure the amount of it fully cleaned.
He coming out. That makes me sad.
said.
Gee, knowing how unique opportunities and stuff would really help here?
Wow.
Dude, did you just fucking own me?
Holy, this guy is fucking...
Have I ever disagreed with that?
Where'd this guy go?
I need to call the boss! No! No, that's a bad idea. Keep moving.
Uh oh.
Oh, Freddy?
Hmm kettlebell
Both ready begin
I don't believe
It's a pleasure oh it's great to be new from it
Have you been part of the organization?
Uh, what?
Why?
No, I don't
Hey, a fucking key girl
Not fast enough
I wonder if we can like...
This place is too busy.
I'm gonna need you to go out there.
You fucking bitch.
I'm gonna get you over here.
Match over.
Our winner is Juley.
I'm gonna run for tomorrow.
Fuck.
There.
Waste opportunity.
I just could not have done that without aggroing everybody.
Ben?
Ben?
Okay, man
Oh, I don't see it.
Tell me it's off limits one more time.
I can't jump out there.
Listen to jump on the roof!
Do-do-do-do-do.
I can go back here.
Okay.
Do-do-do-do.
It's my driver.
I become this man.
It's the only way.
No? Okay.
You stay here.
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Anyone there? Answer.
Now I work here.
I've heard of the guys up here everywhere.
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Don't go in there, man.
It's not permitted.
Oh, man.
And fight.
Okay.
Stop blowing stuff.
Dude, they see everywhere.
can I vault up here oh shit keep it keep it stepping bro
Don't go any further!
Goodbye, no war!
I'm gonna be pulling my gun on you, freak!
Yeah, you know, I must burn out!
Someone please, help me!
Come in! Anybody there?
Come in!
We haven't actually looked in the files yet, but it's true.
We're gonna try to figure out what's going on.
Okay, we shall.
What is this?
What do I do?
Drop him, thanks for something.
Command! Command! Command!
I'll put one on the ground.
Oh my God!
Command, do you copy?
We got some violent jackasses knocking people down.
No, it's okay.
Something bad is going down.
There's been an accident.
You have to do something.
Uh, okay!
Oh my God, that's so hot!
Let me go.
Oh, man.
Yeah, the terrible accident of pepper
We have a situation here folks, what the fucking key though
Show yourself it's up to you whether this ends good or bad
No, close. Therefore our winner by default
Hey!
Transition is chronic.
Hehehehe
Surely this guy has a rare melee in here now.
Kattana
Alright, see you
What the hell
Good
They're car battery?
I need that.
Gatman's World.
Puh-puh-peep!
Is anyone gonna see this?
So what do I do here to shoot the gas?
I
What I'm telling you didn't they try to sneak someone in last time too. Yeah, that's one of the shirts
Didn't last long
They're not built for the real world
just one you there the bodyguard what fuck you
hey you stop i'm done i think we need a doctor here well unfortunately the only one the doctor
I
Was the safe below level one it is behind the reception does
We have a situation.
Well, there we go.
Weeeeeep.
Wait, where was the other...
Oh.
Can we kill this guy before we open the safe? How's that work?
Where is this dude?
I'm lost. I want his money. I don't know. Where the hell I am.
Okay, that was mildly annoying.
Money.
Well.
Oh yes, the guy we made slip earlier.
earlier. Hey, you can't be here. The whole area is out of bounds. Yeah, I freaking know.
I'm on good.
It's over.
The windows closed.
I'm trying to leave.
Sorry.
sorry everyone sorry this area is off-limits to you sir sorry you're right
that was it sir
crime
I'm in the way.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Wake up!
I thought you'd give a shit!
Hey!
Someone is wearing a wearing a loin.
Where is this thing?
That's so fucked up.
What's up?
What's up, man?
I gotta blow it open no you got no right being here
Hey there! Okay! You have good day, sir!
For tonight, whatever!
Oh, okay! I... I...
I knew you'd all wish this!
I'll go with those drinkin' times!
No damn noise there, I wonder...
That's not it!
Heh heh!
Almost blew it!
I
It's me
You ever find this shit, Duff?
Hey, hey, hey!
He's like a carousel!
No, we're good, we're good.
Got a black ass!
Hey man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Is that a monkey? What the hell?
Hello, Scooby-J. Time for a nice walk on the beach.
As it goes, they've resided.
Cosmetic Unlock.
Deluxe Mastery Unlock.
What the fuck does that mean?
Looks like he looks homage in this picture.
Do that beard.
Very good, 47. Warframe improvements added. Love the lifestyle. It's soothing.
Don't fucking patronize me, bitch.
Poison guard kill only targets.
don't worry don't worry
for lining them up this time instead of double shooting this is a excellent man
we gotta find the mushroom
Oh mushroom where for art now up here may haps wait I wish I would just show it on
the map. There is no fucking map. Lol.
Lets look at our new map lab.
Meemmeememeememeemmeemmeyommmeowmeowmeow
New map lab dropped.
Yo, New Met Lab, dude.
Wow!
I want to change outfits, I'm tired of swaggering out.
I'm gonna poison a guard and he's gonna be like yeah I did that he throwing up
now yes no not you the guards in Chongqing
me not that kind of work
how come they work sound like
like British peasants anyway. What's the deal with that? Fuck. That sign, Orc?
Oh, I'm so dumb.
Orcs go Zug, Zug.
Yeah, and the humans go Work, Work.
Are we really so different?
Are we truly so different?
Welcome to Chongqing.
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
You don't want them to slip away.
They're in disappointment.
47.
It's not raining.
Good luck.
Good luck.
What the hell? We gotta wait here a second.
Wait, is it the club one?
No, it's different.
Hmm.
I kind of miss the club music about being TBH
of
Why it is?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Wait, we can climb up the pole.
There's a fucking drone!
I love to poop and I love to poop and I love to poop and I
Go shut yourself now.
Just kidding.
I don't think we need to be up here.
Love to boo, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Even though our whole M1 and spam escape to pop open those doors.
That seems like an exploit though.
I'll just bring the appropriate tool next time.
All right, we got a guy in the Science Facility.
There they are all there.
Yeah, okay, weird.
I need a freaking propane tank.
We got to do some search arena thing.
I've got to be rich get the hell out of here
I got this flyer and he says I can make a lot of money to be in some experiment
They don't want people I ask the rest for the same
Hey, any of you all seen a propane tank?
The fire they started handing out to the homeless really got them flowing in
Yeah, but it creeps me out how they're different when they...
I said, oh, I'm going, this is my time to...
Hey, I love to poop.
Surely there's one in the kitchen, right?
The clean burn taste of propane.
Hey, it could be here.
Neat.
I need some propane, bro.
You want to go back here and check? Thank you.
Yeah, you're mad.
find your inner zen close your eyes
who the fuck are these guys, well?
dude where the hell is me propon tonk?
doors open they get cool suppress SMGs oh what the hell that is cool
Why the fuck am I trespassing?
Just fuck believers, I hope you're happy.
They won.
Hehehehe.
You did good boss.
What?
You know, you couldn't resist the urge.
Hey, what are you doing?
You got cash?
Who the fuck is shooting?
Thank you kindly.
Hey, I love to poop.
Maybe we grab that.
Got Tanto?
Get doing business with ya.
You know where to find me if you just stock up again.
So what is shooting at me right now? What's happening?
Oh
Oh my snake
Yeah, my sniper view.
Should be the last.
Well, we can't just throw him out of the street.
True, but it'll be unbearable in a few days. The whole place will reap.
Yeah, slot big trash compactor. Maybe throw him in there. Crush him to ground, beef.
What's happening?
Hey, man. I need a propane tank.
What, what SMGs is this?
I think I already have this now.
No.
Hey, whatever.
I need the sniper more.
Three, I love to poop.
Aye, aye, aye.
Wait.
Wait.
Fine.
Hmm.
that my results won't let me pass. My level's been just within the tolerance the last couple of
that. He's really mental or physical. Yeah. Well, Jesus Christ. I could use some assistance
here. Hey, you guard.
Seriously, what the hell are you doing? What are you going to do?
Don't worry.
I love your song!
I love you, me!
Hey, my Cyper kinda matches my outfit, dude, that's nice.
Do they wake up?
No.
They suck at it.
Oh, fuck!
Scanning all body systems.
Scanning hormonal profile.
Scanning chemical profile.
Scan complete. Thank you for your patience.
I need the propane.
Facility Analyst.
Wait, it's illegal for me to have that on my back.
Can't you shock them if you overflow the sink?
Yeah, if I had something to shock them with.
There's gotta be one around here.
I
Is he gonna wake up again
Oh Christ
No, please don't die on me. Can you hear me?
Where's this guy?
What the hell?
I know where this is.
DLC door.
Delcador
First there's one propane take on this map, and it's on the fucking roof
No way
Oh hold on we could do an accident here it would just require extreme violence
of
all of the
Oh
This is terrible
There ain't no way
I need someone to set the world.
Shit!
I got a sword he was there a second ago!
We gotta find him!
That seems unlikely to you.
What's going on down there?
Alright, we cleared this place out.
Felicia issued HX-10 SMG.
This guy DO NOT give a fuck by the way.
Wait, who noticed that?
He's fent full, that was awesome.
Beep-a-pop-a-pop-a-pop.
Hey, come on, help me!
Hey, are you even aware?
no hurry dude hurry
Run!
Come along buddy. We got a little adventure to go on.
If we had like a car battery or a taser we could have just killed him in the bathroom, but...
come along, come along.
I like the Scatman would approve of this.
Probably not.
Not round, not round.
We gotta head to the Fentfolded guy.
I'm coming!
I'm going out to scat men's world.
Oh god they're going to see me.
perhaps we should have gone from the other direction
dot it up
Oh, back's gonna hurt the more to Yoda.
This guy's specifically a dumpling hook.
Hold it!
Come on, man.
I guess you could say, things are... eating up.
I guess I did not give a fuck.
two door rule
dude it's a clone
well I guess you could say
time to go
return to the safe house collect yourself I'll be in touch I'm bringing
the smudgy and all we had to do was kill 30 people we're all right here
Wait hold up.
Wait, my gun.
Right here.
of
three of those
Hey, what's that accent? What the hell is that? How do I get up there?
Target spotted.
I
Did we melt it
With the power to melt
with the power to melt with scatman being the dream blunt rotation
man he probably like wacky the back of you
I'll catch you later cats and they probably like
old timey dance up the room or something you know what I mean?
he'd be kind of a buzz kill if you like
shuriken time
scatman does opium
you don't know that
I
Think I'm pretty yellowish or
Well done 47 we now know the current whereabouts of a syndicate leader
Who we got so the lethal do not require the lethal
Excuse me, I've provided you with new Intel
Finally looked up a picture of scat man and fucked me up.
Why?
He's just like an old guy with a big mustache.
He's white Steve Harvey?
Yeah.
and so I think I think it's primarily the moustache to make gives that a
pressure
Sarah Butterfly Galactic Fister and Cheese Bud and RGD with a beat that's
forgotten 7 Hardly Durbin and Glenary and Bill and a wade and Wong Cookie and
Rollin Austin Unicron Unicorn Age and some of the scare bald fat loser
eight for seven and hockey boy thanks for job I'm gonna go pee and then we're
gonna shriek in the the guy well let's gamble first and pick up the bomb dude I
gotta stop doing it
Scatman and John looks like a built-in night. Not wrong. Once again, probably the mustache that.
And even in 1999, Scatman and John music videos had more frames of animation than any built-in night that's depicted on television.
I think it's kind of an unfair comparison.
Yay, there's not that much.
Nice reddit take.
Um, actually, I saw stuff on TikTok and it did not look good.
You guys like invincible?
Makes fun of you?
Sorry, those aren't helpful.
I'm sorry.
Maybe shower before you make fun of us?
I shower every day to the detriment of what remains upon my head.
Any amount of friction, even from water, is enough to send it flying.
I'm gonna go pee. This time I give the ox to the guards.
Yes, Milord?
Don't do it again.
You're doing it again, sorry.
Fucking bitch!
You bitch!
The arrows are sticking out of her body even though I'm hitting her in the head.
He's up.
He's German dude.
Can he put an end to Kujo please?
No, he's just gonna watch her.
You're kinda missing your opportunity here, buddy.
Oh, there it is. He came in with a finisher, dude. What the hell?
He's going to throw him over the rope. The destined one, dude.
He's staring him down. Oh my God! He's farming right now!
I'm gonna be earlier than the night in plan.
I don't know.
Recton suit, thanks for 7. Sorry, I'm working.
Okay, no rea-
AHH!
Jesus, the mirror was so skinny, bro.
Dude, holy fuck.
What happened?
I'm finna feed you ice cream, doc.
I'm gonna chew it up, spit it in your fuckin mouth.
Am I jealous? Yeah, of course I am. I'm fucking fattish shit.
It's the old wizard sounds.
Painfully Scottish.
What? Did you not expect to give him a Scottish accent?
I can't do what it hurts.
Imagine having to talk to my mom in that kind of accent.
Oh, I don't have to.
Are you the leader?
Here you are.
Oh, one of the boys.
People from long ago, once in the war,
1,000 years ago, the ones that were all wiped out.
But here you seem to-
I
Uuughhh!
Heheheheh!
Don't you dare make me kill the camera!
Chad walks to the door.
Sits down next to the love of your life,
Girl Chan.
Hey guys, whatcha doin'?
Girl Chan is nervous because she's sexually attracted to Chad Chan
She doesn't say anything. She looks at you expectantly you answer. Oh just just watching my juicer
What's that like a cooking show or something
No, it's it
It's like a live stream it's like live tv but like
like a chat room or a shut up loser hey girl chan you want to go see a movie
later yeah
you turn around
you never marry the hook any $2 stakes like
He did it!
Wait for loffies.
It's kinda like the whole thing.
What just happened to you?
Guys, go get my sh-
I
I am playing the somathal bleed photo build.
I might change one thing about it and then call it my build though.
Well, uh, good shot.
um, P.O.E. gamers are the smartest gamers of all time, and D4Bed.
Yes, a pleasure.
What up?
New D4 season on Ironically Pretty Great?
Good.
I hope you have a good time.
you see was that so hard chat to capitate that chatter no go down three
can kill well should I get from Panera get the broccoli cheddar soup bread bowl
And then eat the bread while they're still soup in it so it spills out
Covers you broccoli cheddar
It's time to put an end to them. The leader is currently operating in the area
However, we have very little intel on their identity, but be careful. I'm high alert
We got something to slip away on the other hand. We do know this
They are here for a business meeting. We also know that we got something we got to do first boys
They are wearing glasses and wearing a hat.
As to habits and prices, you'll try it, enjoy us reading, and they suffer from dehydration.
That's all I have for you at present. Be careful 47.
Oh nice day.
Yeah you too man, you too.
Nice day you should have.
Runs in front of you?
Fuckin' bitch turned. God damn it.
Uh, no.
I got some unfinished business to take care of. Hold on.
Yeah, I gotta start carrying my SMG so I can shoot these doors up.
Hey, come out!
Hey!
Is there not a doorbell?
Hello?
Yeah.
Okay.
How come this guy is having fuckin' doorbells?
You better than me?
He's sleeping. We probably don't have to kill him.
I'm gonna, though.
Fuck you.
Who is playing hip man? Wait, I'm playing hip man. What the hell?
What the hell yonte? Lamarious and DTK this? Was that one where you thought this was over?
Here you go, buddy.
Sleep tight.
All right, now let's go get the cameras.
sounds good right now NGL I hate sleeping it's so boring we do close your eyes and
sit still for like hours lame
Turn right, though.
Oh, the door closed.
Oh, man!
What the fuck are you doing?
Seize this at once.
I should cease to sit once.
Oh my god, thank god my shirt didn't came out.
Important tools.
I'm in I'm allowed to be here yay guys the doors locked
There's so many fucking cameras, man!
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm just going to go back to the base.
I'm going to go back to the base.
Cross the guy upstairs
Do-do
Alrighty, is there a game here?
No
Muppet flashlight, thanks for subbing, nice name.
up guys. You guys don't care that I'm here. Hmm. Hmm. I kind of want that out. Come along,
Yeah, okay.
Ignore me.
Ignore me.
Delete that ugly ass Yoda starey butt.
Yeah
Where are you supposed to shoot these on the chain probably?
Look at my hair. Oh, he looks so dapper. Hey, why do I have hair?
That don't make sense.
Wig? Yeah, but none of the...
None of the disguises...
Make 47 and a half a hair.
I don't think it's you.
Do-do-do-do. Where's your tattoo? You ain't got one. Loser. Can I go in here?
We solved the shuriken?
Yes.
Do do do do.
Probably shouldn't have gotten rid of our kitchen assistant.
You sleeping good buddy?
you doing good? You alright? That's nice. That's nice. It's neither of those guys. I
can't unmark them because I'm too far away. Not you.
Play I'm allowed to be here.
Sweet.
Please, go turn on the opera jams.
There's no one over here.
Yep, that's a ledge. Idiot.
This guy's not wearing glasses, I think.
Don't do it, man!
Or I can shot him.
Uh-oh.
Well, let's get a move on, shall we?
Hehehehe.
Looks like this guy's just running, though.
But she tells us...
...if it's the target that's running.
Right?
Oh, they're escorting him.
Where the fuck are you?
How do I get down there?
Can we drop?
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Bro, we ain't making that.
We can't make that.
Alright, let's just hope it's not them, okay?
It looks like the possible suspect is taking part in a business deal.
Maybe it's something to look into.
Meanwhile the assassins stare on.
whatever. What's up?
You gonna go read? Maybe you're gonna go take a drink of water. I've got some water you can have.
I'm appreciating some fine art. Nice. I'm on break right now.
I'm just gonna follow you around for a little bit, I don't have any friends, go do something
Cool, like, uh, oh, like, drink this water right here.
Ah, I'm just gonna shoot you, actually.
You should connect to the same house. I'll contact you later.
got a skedaddle that's our one of our country's by the way
skedaddle I must
Not a spider and me flavor the exhibit photo comfortably for some of
It's good. I don't I must
Well done 47 this will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime
They do an Italian Yoda I can't do a Yoda it like you're asking me
You're
like it's good I do like mustard like what do you like it's how possible I can
do I can do you know Obama you obama good job for you're like the
Eliminated syndicate, but this is only the tip of the ice bug. They have more affiliations
Eliminate them to bring them down on their knees. Let me know when you are ready
Dude, why does it keep putting me in the swag suit? I think I already have this
Burn, burn, burn, burn, let's get some assassination, dude
I want to do Whittleton Creek, dude. Please. Hey, Dubai. We don't need Dubai.
Let's do an assassination.
We can do an accident kill in New York.
Okay.
Okay, we're bringing the sniper rifle, which I still have to go.
Do you know what Crested Clown's name is?
No.
Billy?
Billy?
Stacking up syringes.
What have we gambled that? Let's try.
Herschel Khristovsky.
Goodbye, buddy.
That makes me really mad.
Swag.
Uh, we need...
SMG?
you gonna rob the bank it's not even really worth it but we can I gotta figure
out the pattern of the laser I don't want to learn eat learning
Oh, got a lockpick.
So there is always a one-use lockpick around, so maybe we should grab that actually.
What is was for dinner tonight?
a hot pocket. Pepperoni style. Thoughts on dipping french fries in the ketchup? I think
that's okay. Ain't nothing wrong with that. I gotta remember where the nail is. Who about
Well, Washingtonians like the fry sauce, right?
It's like ketchup and mayo or some shit?
What even is in fry sauce? I don't know.
Mayo, barbecue sauce, and vinegar.
No, that's not fry sauce.
That sounds good, though.
Is it like Big Mac sauce?
And... kinda... yeah, kinda, yeah.
Here it is. I found it!
Gap of? What the fuck? Dude, it's so dark.
I can't see.
Where's my nail?
NNNN아요!
I give up.
You just saw it.
This thing is a mushroom.
What's the best Ben and Jerry's flavor?
I don't really eat ice cream.
I like the one with the brownie pieces in it, but also I like the one with the ice cream
cone in it.
You know what I'm talking about, the waffle cone?
Mmm!
Right there.
Okay, what the fuck is that?
What the hell is that?
I don't even know how to get over there.
Alright.
Gotta decorate the shed to access.
Hmm.
Just put cream in my coffee for the first time, holy moly this shit is tasty.
Yeah, but don't use too much, dude.
I figured as a British guy, you're already familiar with putting cream and stuff.
That is, like, caffeinated.
Uh, I think that chatter was lying.
I give up. I give up.
Up the stairs, uh, right...
Away from the shed and looked the right side of the path.
I found it. I thought I had to be stuck in a tree, that's where I was looking.
Gibi!
Toasting walking beams. I would fuck up some toasting beams, bro.
On God!
Flayage 47.
Snacks do you eat at the ice cream? I like salt and vinegar chips.
Welcome to New York.
Welcome to Miami.
It turns out that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
watch your step they're on high alert it's not going to be easy be careful 47
yes check sorry sir oh shit
it
Did I not make myself clear come here? Oh no
Where are my targets right here?
What?
Hi!
Oh wait.
I'm the scav, man.
You can do that?
What the fuck?
How did he not see me?
What's happening?
How did he not see me? What's happening?
Dude, you're ruining my chance.
He's right here.
Come on man, it's gonna be really cool if you come over here, I don't have anything
have to throw
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, we gotta hide this guy.
Hmm, gonna be... wait, there's two doors, though, no one's gonna hear it.
Oh
Gotta go
Minus 1,000
We should have done next to the thingy
I want to snipe that bay. On God. On God she getting sniped. How do I get up there?
I work here.
Attention is crime.
Oh, it's not. We're here for a job. Wait, where are you going?
I should chandelier for easy kill. I gotta kill her.
I'm sure you've been in the village a bit before.
Why? You seem really creepy.
This guy is unbelievable!
Is he a friend of yours?
Uh...
Uh...
This is spiraling out of control!
Well done, Professor.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
What the fuck? Why is this locked?
Oh
God
I'm not sure.
Weird?
Oh, my first day on my job.
You could have collated with the sniper?
It's not an accident if I hold a gun to their head full of triggers
There was my toilet is over that I mean you're loud and clear with the man. I'll be by later
I'll go up here
I'm really sorry, but we've had to section off this area for now ahead of security. I don't have a key card
ahhhhhhhhhh
ooh, what are you guys playing?
games used to be so simple
That's a good one.
Where's the cameras?
That's why I came in here.
Key?
Dude, so much SOTY pop.
That's enough Dr. Pepper for a millennia.
of
Um, guys?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Terminating.
Where's my briefcase?
in here?
Wait, where is my briefcase?
Oh?
It got stashed.
What?
What?
Who put it away? What happened?
Wait, it would be over here now. Yes
You left in the middle of the hall. Oh
Right because we picked the lock. This is the wrong one
What's up, guys?
I got the key now.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
I need that.
come back if you need more
man I don't have to kill you this time
Where's my briefcase?
Planned obsolescence 6 for 7?
So have you tried the prostate massager I sent you?
No.
Surely I did not drop it.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Did you know your sac has taste buds if you dip them in soy sauce you could taste it?
Check confirm or deny.
I don't want to do a short out on Hokkaido.
I do not like that.
Unsilenced pistol kill.
I'm not gonna bother bringing my sniper, I think.
Oh.
Hold up.
Me, me, me, me, I don't have an epic melee.
Do I?
Epic.
Epic. Time to get to Sky... I really don't like time to get to Sky's.
All of a sudden everyone's a ball scientist in chat.
I think I know where...
Uh, propane this on this map.
Procane.
Was I hoping the chest last time for you to be in the syndicate?
Yeah, it was a blue silence to SMG.
Which is okay.
Oh yeah, we gotta convert this into El Poison.
Try it, it couldn't taste it, it got sticky nuts now.
I don't like the taste of soy sauce like by itself, is that weird?
Is that weird?
But I like it when it's like cooked with stuff.
That's cool, right?
Like in rice?
No.
Like in like marinades and shit for me?
I don't like soy sauce on rice.
Meow, meow, meow.
Drink that shit right out of the bottle?
Win's Dave's ex?
We are gonna be playing the first Dave's ex soon.
I've never played it.
You know, only recently did I realize the only Dave's ex I ever played was this...
Scared when I am
Who the fuck was that?
Who the fuck was that?
Any baseball?
a wrench actually I just see the wrench I realize that the only the only day sex
game I ever played was the second one safe journey I never even beat that one
Can't get any less than that.
The worst one.
Welcome to Cuba.
What the fuck is this?
We're in the security area.
Find them and take them down.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
Cuba?
They're in disappointment.
Good luck.
I'm allowed to be here?
That's kind of cool.
This is the last tutorial vision.
I've never done this.
This ain't a business, go home.
He just made fun of what I'm wearing.
I don't make fun of his budget camo.
Rude.
Well, how do we get our?
How do we get our suitcase?
Over. Is there anywhere to stash these guys out here?
Is this weed? I love weed!
It's a glaucoma.
You think this guy's gonna see?
Give me a break!
Go in the bush.
Whoa!
Huh?
Hey! I'm checking out some weird noise. We'll get back to you, okay?
This guy's gonna see us through the windows, isn't he?
Oh, you hear me?
Okay.
Let's go for it.
Oh, you're very plenty.
Oh, no.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
We can shoot me, you know.
Oh, no, dude.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board 47. My stuff! My stuff, dude!
I didn't think that guy on the roof would see us.
I know the proper way to get in is as you failed your campaign over the fence
syndicates got away however I'm sure you'll learn a few useful tricks let me know when
You're ready to take on a new assignment.
Fuck.
Man.
Let's go gambling.
We don't need to go to Dubai.
We got the assassin's pistol.
Okay, goodbye, buddy.
Ah!
We can change outfits every syndicate.
I guess I'll start with a deep mowa.
Do you understand?
Hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm, okay.
Wait, where do we want to end this?
Let's do PURRY!
Why the fuck did I make that noise?
They didn't give me my procedure tech to be there.
It made the noise fail as soon as I accepted it.
There's uh, honestly maybe we do, even though it's one more target, maybe we do Ambrose
Island.
Haven Island.
Push kill. Explosive kill. Remote.
What's happening?
my ship fucked up hopefully it picks when I go for a mission I need a gun
me and me and me and me and me and me and me
we need a remote detonation
I think I've had this happen before and it was fine when I assorted the mission.
Can you dig it, sucka?
The game hasn't given up on me.
Got the banana.
Gotta make the bomb, which I believe counts as a remote detonation.
right fella you have the believers
painting painting for a win it is silent
assassin suit only fellas on a map I'm
I'm not 1 million percent confident.
Be aware.
And there are four targets.
Which is the maximum amount of targets.
Mushroom.
I'm looking for the lockpick.
I found it.
It's either at the bottom or at the top, huh?
Neat.
Look at all the shit we got.
I don't think we need this.
Where is 47?
How am I supposed to get a remote explosion kill without people
finding out
Welcome to the Maldives. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert. So you need to be careful
you know what to do forty seven murder crime which ones ours I think this one
now
this one nope that one just give me the bidip up remote explode when next to
exit and then leave it's a good idea but then we have to hide the target bodies
before we leave? Or does that make us fail?
You're never gonna guess where I am. Yes, he did. I'm here now
The water's nice
Very beautiful here
I just want to try, man. I'm fucking hell, man. I thought that was my buffalo.
Yes!
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Most unfortunate, how unfortunate, bruv.
Oh, it seems your trespass for 0.2 seconds, 47.
That's gonna be an instant loss, fuck you.
Fuck you, 47!
The first one left, you gotta pick up the key.
As you failed your campaign, 47,
The syndicate's got away.
Do you not smile with the key?
I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Arrives, leaves.
Heh heh heh heh.
Err, classic.
Now that is a classic.
The eraser. Wow.
Wowee.
Hmm.
Imagine doing a showdown on that train map, that would be fucking awful.
Dartmer, Italy, Hawks Bay, sure.
Do not blow your skies, no combat doors, stay alive.
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
Sassow dirt? Don't type that, man.
Come on.
Don't type that.
Come on, man. You should be typing Sassow.
Parker's, dude, it's finally time for you to do it.
Let's freaking go. Let's go. Let's go.
Hype?
Oop, oop, oop.
Mermi, mermi, mermi, mermi.
You're gonna attempt Sassow in any mission, doesn't have to have the procedure.
Yeah, but like...
what's the friggin point dude you know what I'm saying I gotta get me nailed
yippee
do we
let's get some
It's got a lethal syringe.
Cooks it up at the meth lab.
Cooking up dope in a crackpot pot.
I'm not your dude, thanks for selling it.
This is the last time I rewatch Breaking Bad.
I've seen bits and pieces of Breaking Bad.
I've never watched it in its entirety though.
I
Why I would just rather play video games than watch TV man, I won't be honest
You tell tells us that there are syndicate members in the area
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them, but they're on this what is the start
They were slip away be careful 47 and most of all
We got a Maiden of Gaurd.
Well, well, what the fuck did I just pick up?
Is that ammo?
Ben?
How did I used to do this?
I think I lure them all the way up here.
I think I think oh it's too risky we just gotta get out of here
Where am I?
Where am I?
Dude, where are the fucking cameras in this place?
Honestly, we should probably...
afraid this guy's gonna see us. Also, you hear that fucking camera. I don't know how
to do this.
of
the
I think he's gonna walk past this chandelier again.
Like what even is
Man stop it
How do we get him over there or he's moving now
I forget it.
Hey, good you looking for that?
Oh, thank you.
God fucking dammit!
Nothing here.
Nothing.
We're good.
Hello?
Nice.
Nothing here nothing
I don't know where this is gonna fall
jeez
Stay focused. I'll take a look. You don't have to say that again
Alright alright alright alright alright. I haven't been here before
You cleanin' big guy?
I think the guards are always going to like, cryo going toward it.
I don't think I can... yeah, he'll save you for sure.
I
Stand back, please I will investigate
of
the
of
I gotta get rid of this maid.
It's just right there
Hey, you got what it's a target
Contemplates how is that guy seeing me all the way across the room right now?
I think I have to shoot him.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Bro, dude!
He saw me from so far away!
Whee!
Dude!
God!
First-rate shooting?
No matter what I do, that guy fucking sees me, man!
Yep.
I don't understand.
What we should have done is wait for him to walk away,
Brought the mate over here, put the mate- Actually no, we would have to take out the security guy,
because apparently he can see from all the way across the fucking room.
Oh, God!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Well, that's good at it.
Where's the camera?
Gotcha darn it. J4-Gen-Dead, I think there's something.
It's crazy how far that guy across the room saw me, actually.
Now we know.
I know in normal missions you can have like an S.A.S.O tracker or whatever on
screen? Is it possible to get that for Freelancer as well?
It's in settings.
Gameplay options.
General...
No.
Literally and setting, Pugged.
Vital info.
That's the symbol right there, by the way.
of
the I don't think
You should work at Freelancer, I haven't turned on.
I mean, it should be on for me, you know.
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.
Try turning it off and on.
Okay.
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
It's not compatible with Yoda.
So, I mean, we weren't seeing it before either.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, bud
Don't tight dirt no firearms
Do not pass a vibe
So what, but I can't kill anyone because it's silent sass, so I literally can't do three
of these objectives.
Maybe we can do a different map.
Yeah, we got this.
If you fail a mission, can you do it again?
No.
So this is the hard version of Freelancer, which is a mode inside the game, where if
you lose, you got to start over.
In normal Freelancer, I'm pretty sure you can lose once and then everyone's on alert.
And then if you finish that syndicate, the alert is no longer happening, I'm pretty sure.
So like, for each section of the mode, you can lose one time.
You also get some random maps that start alerted.
Maybe you should try that.
I've already beaten it.
Honestly, I've already beaten hardcore. I've never been to a variations mod, which changes locations of stuff.
Bing! I feel like I'm missing something.
Lockpick.
That was a cool picture on the wall. You talking about the luchador cats?
14 of 14. Let's rock.
Safe journey, 47.
Not Columbia. Not Columbia. Not Columbia. Not Columbia. Er, not Cuba. Not Cuba.
Welcome to Cuba. Interpol tells us that there are syndicate members in the area. I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Oh my god.
I've literally never played this map before.
I bet we can shoot the lights out.
Ain't no way.
Uh-huh
You got a voice. Let's go.
Yeah, sure. I got it.
Hi.
Something here! All good!
Okay.
Is it tutorial mission for two? Yeah, I never did it.
All right!
It's done, it's done! Are you there? Something's going down. I must stop by. We need to look into it!
And
Hi
Through their money in here very irresponsible
you look like you're gonna shut up now
How are we doing this I bet we can just drag the guy back here
Oh, he's a game.
Oh, he's a game.
Marquito, why do I gotta spend my day doing pitchfork?
Don't care about the coin okay, I hate you
Hmm coin
He didn't go for the second one.
Another gun? No.
Hmm.
Man, I kind of...
I'm kind of afraid he's gonna...
Those guys are gonna...
see me dragging him from a distance.
I'll probably just leave him behind this car.
Oh, f***, come on, not again!
Do not turn around.
Okay, now the hard part.
Now the hard part, dude.
How do we get up?
So I sure as hell am not going to go through the entire fucking building after all that.
There's two guys on there.
it's I mean still sees me just fine so I mean it's probably not even worth it to
do that shit
and the energy moves
of
two to go we I want to go through this building and I can't believe I can't find that's crazy
Okay.
Might have to get rid of these guys.
There's a staircase over there.
I don't know man. Do not know.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I've never lived in a building.
Fuck man, how, what's the best way to get, probably through the fucking locker room.
You can climb up the other side my pistol ah you did eight years ago
bad luck 47 failing the campaign has a say so that's eight years ago but don't
give up I'm sure your next execution will be perfect let me know when you're
Yeah.
It was awesome.
The question was a rhetorical one.
Because I know I did.
I'll just shoot three with that, without some due, without a blown cover.
If you do the proceed objective first, you can go back and do those ones.
You said you've never been in this building?
Um, okay, so I didn't remember, dude...
Ho ho ho, is that what you want?
Ho ho ho, you think I remember the fucking tutorial mission that I had eight years ago
in fucking Hitman 2, are you serious?
You're serious.
We got to take a quick trip to Dubai.
Meow, meow, meow.
Doobah!
Quick little trip arena.
Bum, bing, bing, bing. No fire arms.
I need some poison.
Take a shot every time we take a picture of Dubai. We have not been to Dubai yet this
trip.
I want some Dubai chocolate. In parenthesis, not the poop version.
That shit's good, I don't care what people say.
The one Dubai chocolate I've had, not the poop, was mediocre.
I wish this was this way too.
We're gonna make a lethal syringe.
You know it's funny, it's kind of funny that the Dubai chocolate innards kind of looks
like the poop that someone might take if they were like sick or they ate too much too many
like Froo Loops or whatever.
Err, it looked like baby poop.
What up with that?
Highly specific?
You guys ever ate too many Froo Loops?
Froo Loop!
you're eating you're now remembering that every human has bowel movements
not your GF nice girls don't poop
All right, let's gamble
Please I need this, okay
And if her lips what they don't look like disease shits I said too many fur lures
Not just like one bowl of fruit loops, that's not enough fruit loops to get the tint.
The tint.
Alright, I gotta go get some coffee.
Hang on.
Guards?
Okay.
Yes, Miload.
Okay!
Yes, my lord!
I
me
So shall we plan the heist no I
Thought you called me here because you wanted to prepare for the robbery
Correct, so we are planning the heist. No
Okay, I must admit. I'm confused. What are we doing team building?
What you don't know us we don't know you but we're putting our lives in each other's hands
So we need to be on the same page.
Eli threw out the idea that we should spend a day doing some team building exercises.
You know, so we can really get a sense of camaraderie.
Friendship!
I thought we agreed to use the floor.
This is better.
I'm with Nina.
I have so many questions.
And that, my friend, is what team building is all about.
Friendship, friendship, friendship, friendship, friendship!
We're friends, we're friends, we're friends, we're friends, we're friends with each other, we're friends with each other!
Yeah!
If I may make a humble suggestion?
Yes, uh?
If he truly did kill my queen, perhaps he deserves some form of punishment.
Queen? You're a queen, huh?
How would you recommend his punishment be?
Botch.
You want time to think on it? I'll give you time to think on it.
You know I know something he really hates
Turn my mouth is full I'm turning out to talking to him
He really hates leveling to level 30, so maybe make him make an alt
I love him!
He's gonna quit!
I live in North Korea, that's why my lights keep turning off, randomly.
Young Yang's central electricity shuts off at 8pm every day.
Bitch!
All right, how do we fuck her guys
I'm gonna work almost got my drink I think you're fucking funny dude
Go away! I will call the cops!
What the fuck?!
Yo, that bitch materialized him!
Bang him.
Run!
counts as if if they shoot back at me
you think this might be a stealth game
do you think this might be a stealth game?
do you think this is a stealth game?
do you think this is a stealth game?
bro I don't know if I can get this back on
It's wasn't easy.
He's a devil's strong man ice bat
How does it feel in there? It's not the worst thing about this cold it makes me peace and hurt at the same time
Is he actually a?
I can feel in my boots like the way his penis is directed. It's directing up my what's this?
Look at this and look
why is she filming this time machine I wish I could go to time machine right now
I'm telling myself not to come down to the ice tub for another hour
You're so much sexier here right now.
The time machine question, back to it, if you-
Oh
Yes, man
what up you're thinking of revisiting getting over it I'm not really a game
brief visitor or like a movie rewatcher never have been Billy
never will be great you're a weak kid return to the favela
Or voyage, Forty Seven.
You ever beat your speedrun in all you have?
Thank you.
The chatter showed me this.
Mr. Freezy, thanks for selling it.
Snake, thanks for selling it.
Drop down now!
Again.
Dude, imagine doing this in real life.
They just get caught on camera?
Why'd that pop up?
That was weird.
Oh my god, I don't have a gun.
Oh yeah, we're no firearms.
I don't know how long he's down there.
Oh!
What?
Weird.
Our targets are even up here.
Hmm
Hey, what the hell are you doing here you need to leave there now
Why didn't I lose when you did that?
Destroy the tape?
Yeah, but when he saw me I should have been...
I should have lost, right?
Oh
God
I don't know, fellas.
Excellent form.
I'm gonna save to the window.
Are they going to save to the window?
Um...
Hmm, probably not here.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, there's a lot of floor.
Oh, he's on that floor.
Um, where are you going?
We'll find our way back up.
I'm your boss.
Still alive, huh?
Good on ya.
Yup.
Security!
Yup. Security!
We don't do this.
I'm going up.
What's up?
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Alright who we got? Another guard.
I need an SMG.
Where are we going to get that ship from though?
No firearms, I need an SMG.
I mean, I need one to take from this level.
I didn't check what he had on him.
I'm talking to you, buddy.
Okay, that's it.
Hey!
He's shooting at the submitter!
Okay, that is it!
He's shooting at the civilians!
Hey, get him someone, help me!
Hey, wake up!
Down, you have to do something!
Get him!
Get him through the head!
Oh, shit!
A group's first position!
He's forced him out of cover!
What the fuck is that?
Get in cover!
Whoa!
Hmm, maybe we should wait.
Everybody get down!
I
See
We got a SMG
I'll probably have to-
Awww...
It's like a name of a fuck by the exact NPC in that room.
Yeah, we need to remember, for that particular room, that lady goes back and forth in there.
Man.
That was a bold attempt 47 unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding
Okay, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time
She does not know
Oh yeah baby, rematch!
I mean we got him here.
Oh!
Great.
This is a suit-only bonus.
Okay.
Hmm, we'll be alright.
there. Three kills no problemo, dude. No heckin' problemo.
I'm actually gonna do it this time. I got a good feeling about this one.
Good feeling we got the we got the dark gun dude. How do we lose?
We need and it's
Welcome to the sector Dubai
Syndicate members are currently in the area find them and take them down
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
They're in disappointment 47. Good luck. Yes, ma'am
This guy moves, doesn't he?
Hmm.
Why ain't he moving though?
he won't see you sure he wouldn't sure he would not see me
why this bitch moving
I don't know
He doesn't until you trigger him up there
Banana.
Hello.
Dude.
Okay, but remember, you need to activate the alarm on both floors, otherwise nothing's
gonna happen.
Good.
Yeah, I will get it.
Yeah, we'll go shift tomorrow, I'll talk to you later, bye.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I don't know what to do with this guy.
Hmm, yes.
Come down here to the murder hallway.
I will sub if you beat the Sandalus Assassin suit only but you won't though.
Oh yeah?
Bitch.
It's a lot tough talking from a jabroni.
I'm so fucking stupid I mean it doesn't matter
You get ready to get friendly with the round of hollow point doesn't matter if he sees me though
Show yourself if there's no in here man relax
Emerges from the fucking shadows
Alrighty
How we getting down?
It's another security guy.
Mmmmmm, alright, we're just going for it, fuck it.
Whyyyyy?
So close, where?
Gotta go!
Got him!
We were literally a mill, so I could have run around like horror by the way.
Oh no!
So worth not waiting 30 seconds. Dude, I'm so impatient! I can't help it!
I can't help it.
That was a bold attempt, 47. Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Yeah.
I got that.
I'm the scav man.
Morgan trafficking.
Rematch.
no combat, do not have a dark gun.
man.
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.
rematch rematch.
combat. It's only combat when they start shooting at you. I know it's misleading.
Why does it end as soon as you spot it? Because that compromises us and that that
Them's just the rules of this particular challenge.
Them's the brakes.
I don't need a bomb.
Or a wrench.
Them's the brakes.
I think this might be the one.
If I'm being TBH.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Marginetics for 7th?
You're saying to go all in on yes?
I mean if I were, if I was you, yeah I would do, I would, I would do that.
Welcome to the sector.
Dubai.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Be careful, 47.
And most cool.
Good luck.
One of the stage crew.
Crank, crank, crank, crank.
Let's get rid of this guy.
Who the freak knows?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Oh.
Is there an angle?
My baseball!
Alright, I think we gotta get this guy out of here.
Uh oh.
I don't have anything to throw.
Um.
Hmm.
Oh
I don't have anything to lure though.
Why are you coming back?
I don't even see anything out there I could throw.
What the?
Oh no!
Microbar!
No!
Hey bro!
Pachita?
Yeah we try, we try.
I don't know what this is.
This is a little bit of a car.
It's a little bit of a car.
I don't know what this is.
Shoot it? Yeah, we try, we try.
I don't know what this is.
We shoot this part?
I've never done that where's the third guy
Oh, God! Help! Please! Help me!
No.
I'm just supposed to be doing your job.
Please, come quick!
I'm coming for you, Sultan.
of
Oh god
There's a camera
Like sometimes like the cameras will clip through the floor, so I assumed it was above
there.
Oh man.
Dude, next time for sure, though.
Next time for sure, then.
Control face.
See ya!
It's all that chatter to go on there.
Dude, it's just the way it is man.
Gambling man.
You shouldn't do it.
Sometimes a sure bet.
And always a sure bet, dude
As you failed your campaign 47 the syndicates got away
I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're
I did that I sure did
Maybe we can get a round four
I don't want to go to India.
We roll up.
Sound of sassum baby.
Love to see it.
Oh yeah, we lost our sniper rifle, huh?
Whoops!
Whoops!
Got a gamble now to win back points. Dude, you're getting caught in the infant.
It's time to X-Fact.
And go all in.
We got this dude, we got this.
Easy peasy.
I'll be in touch when you reach out to me.
We got this, dude.
Dude, chill out!
Chill the fuck out.
Welcome to the Maldives.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, 47.
This is our house, right?
I'm not getting anywhere near that bitch.
Say something to me.
Confirm that this is my apartment.
Fuck you.
Alright, we're good.
Yippee!
Yippee!
Oh, my keys though.
Can you let me in please?
Can you let me in please?
Please?
Can I get a reception?
Let's go pick up our keys, guys. Let's get into character here.
I
So
All right, we're gonna get that guy.
I know how we're gonna get that guy.
I think that's the one that goes all the way into the water.
Hopefully.
By Lando, by Lando.
Hey, what?
Yeah, she's a lifeguard.
How we getting you bitch?
Pretend to drown.
Blockhole.
Like, what does that do?
I'm so fucking dead!
I can't see him!
Anyone got him?
I don't see him!
I don't see him!
way
Hey
Don't get him.
Oh, they're here for you.
I want you to get head and pass!
What the f- oh my god!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Do we get-
Take a quick turn to make you blind, I must.
Vacation to Dubai? We must take.
That's crazy.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing of the grid.
Even Island Garth has Giga increased if you raise for some reason.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
Dude, I guess I saw me from space. He saw me so far. I could not even see him
Remote explosives
Do buy real estate or three LaBouBou
3 Lobooboo.
3 Lobooboo.
3 Lobooboo I think.
What do we got?
Man.
Yeah, I'm thinking 3 Lobooboo.
What do you guys think?
Three Karat Gold Lobooboo.
Is three Karats a lot of gold?
chuped pigs for some of it? Has anyone ever found gold in the wild?
You guys ever go painting?
It wasn't much. Yeah, but you found it though. You found it though?
Somebody paid about 500 bucks worth one day?
Hmm, you have what you worth in a moth.
Did you get the key bit?
Finders keepers?
Find these keepies?
Is it like I'm getting a speck of a tourist trap thing?
No, I'm talking like...
You just went out to like a river or some shit and you were panning and then you got that shit, you know what I mean?
Where's Monale?
Whoop.
I thought it only had a late two spot. Oh.
destination. Why do you think people, uh, you know those tunnel guys, like the guys
are going into the really fucked up tunnels and they get stuck? Why do people do that
shit?
Welcome to Miami. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation
here, but you know what to do. However, they're on high alert, so you need to
Be careful. Be careful, 47. And most of all, good luck.
I need an outfit! Stay!
Hey, at least the club is poppin'!
Wh-whaaat?
Wh-whaaat?
Let's take care of it then, shall we?
You saved money.
Poop yourself.
Alright, keep your eyes peeled for...
All right, keep your eyes peeled for propane, yeah?
Wait, I think I know where it is.
I found it!
That would explain the grinding for the dog.
What the hell?
Those bloody kids messing around again.
Like you will.
Pro face?
We're clearing out the rattle dude. Oh no! I had the screwdriver equipment.
Woops!
Played a song?
This isn't real Miami to me, dude.
It's very bright Miami for a summer in there.
I heard security cams.
Oh my god, it's so bright!
this dude get it
Oh
Oh
hey we get crushed two guys with this
what's when you add the money
will he see the gun who is talking to me
That's the only way you can die, Thunderstone!
Ahhh!
Everything's gonna be fine. They have no idea I'm in here.
They literally don't know.
We gotta get out of here now!
Go, go, go!
Easy peasy.
We're gonna need a different outfit, fellas.
oh no they found the body they found the poop drawer
look
Whoa!
Can you?
Oh no!
Oh
No
Oh no!
Go for it!
Oh no!
Redo it.
He missed! Oh my god!
Okay.
hear that there are more unconscious guys in the middle that'll hurt tomorrow
can't miss those boys
more for the meat grinder you must send hope that might be all the guards
I don't think I could have gone much better.
Alright.
Come along buddy.
Come along.
There's somewhere to be.
IYAH!
Well done.
This will surely be a blow to this syndicate.
I
Did you know I'm coming for you
I don't know if I can hit him.
I'm coming!
I want to be a human being.
They're there buddy.
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Stop sending them to Scarlet!
Hahahaha!
I'm gonna send you the scat land
Well, we got this poopy little silence pistol that's very inaccurate
You guys make the scat man John skin yet for me
Where is it
Double stuff a railings for seven.
I think I got to go to the dentist.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
No, it's not gums. I think I got a cavity.
Maybe. It doesn't hurt.
I don't know.
There's something else I needed.
I just want more things to throw.
The banana, of course.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I got the explosive. Explosive on Silent Assassin. So, I mean...
I think... Like, I'm bringing it for a safer, right? No one's there and I blow up the safe.
Intel tells us that there is a certain mechanism in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them however this is no walk in the park
Wait they're in the same room
They are on high alert so you need to be careful
Burnt is a point 47
Good luck
Eeeeee bop bop bop bop bop bop
Not like that not like that not like that not like that not like that dude not like that
not like that any any way about that
what up fellow looking for the pipe there it is
Holy moly mooby mooby mooby and now in minutes brutal
Let's go the other way.
I didn't like to do that.
Although certain ledges you could do this on certain ones are good I
Think oh my god, they're both in the security room. I could literally just kill these guys
Tell me about the color of your soul
I need to get a lifting of fast-ed transfers from the collar.
Can I close this?
How we- how we getting rid of this guy?
It doesn't exist. What do you mean it doesn't exist?
I think you're calling from Morgan Yates and Cone.
I think it would be a massive transfer from the Carlisle account.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
Seems like your time is up.
Really?
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
No way.
Oh!
He's going to come back in!
Whoa!
No way. Oh! He's gonna come back in!
Hey, Command, I got a possible dead body here.
Get medical on standby. I'm moving in to investigate.
You've spread fear
Okay, we actually almost did it.
Aww man.
It's playing the victory music!
That's fuckin' awesome!
You got stuck in the fucking chair, man!
The target find in the body seems to be okay.
Yeah.
It is okay.
It's even okay if they see it.
I don't know if they see it.
Welp.
I mean that one's not on me, right?
I mean, you could say it's on me, cuz...
I should have known that the other targets seeing the body didn't fail me, but I heard the failure noise because I
Did fail an objective, but not the prestige effect of the soundass effect. I failed high target bodies. So I thought it was
It was on you? Okay, but what about me trying to drag the guy out of the chair three times?
Only three times.
So you really want to ride back and be un-drag-able or un-highly?
How about that?
How about that?
Actually, drawing board 47.
You could just wait for him to return.
Yeah.
Not wrong.
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you'll learn a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
What we should have done?
I mean, first of all, we should have waited for the dude to be back.
That's the correct thing to do.
Well once we failed dragging him twice, I should have uh, opened the door just through
something out and make him like stay out there a little bit longer.
I don't know.
I think maybe I could have gotten him out if I dragged the other way.
I don't want the uh, what, I can do this.
I don't want to arms track it, trafficking Dubai.
Cause look at this.
No firearms.
But all the other, all the side objectives are literally going to be to shoot people
of guns, so...
BOOM BOOM BOOM
What is this?
Sick games.
BOOM
We gotta take a quick trip to Dubai boys.
Hehehe
We gotta get our smudgy back.
Uh, goodbye, goodbye.
I don't like Dubai so much.
Oh, I like the Dubai chalk
Time for flesh Yoda
Yeah, maybe actually
Float it well need this
Uhhh...
Uhhh, dirt.
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt.
I got a pee.
Does that chill?
Okay.
Cover me.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Naz-man thinks we're something. Thank you.
Bitch.
Lil' B.
Bathe in the sun. Be reborn. Photosynthesis.
I
Oh
Thanks for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna shove ya I'm the Chongqing Choker dude
Was that the courier?
How we doing this?
I'm stopping. Do not fucking tell anyone I'm in.
Do not fucking tell anyone I'm in here.
Hey?
Uh...
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Where the career light you got up?
Yes.
Go to the edge.
Yes!
Dude shut up!
Jesus!
Blah blah blah.
Thank you.
Blah-less-ly-down.
I gotta kill this lady for money.
War is a...uh...uh-oh.
None of them was the lady, guys.
I hear the noise!
Is it her?
I'll do it.
Very clear.
Sorry, has an icon overhead?
No, not on the hard floor.
Hey, come over here.
Hey.
Fucked.
It's her.
I know it's her.
It's her. I know it's her.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bing bum bing bum.
Big payday incoming.
Yoink! Got a blast!
Where's this guy?
Bedroom!
Oh no!
Nah.
There's like a maintenance lay down, but I forget where it is every time.
Fuuuck!
Poconaut.
Where are the other guys?
Two...
Oop!
Two...
Zero
Got a friggin blast
Apple
Beep boop beep boop beep boop
We're good.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Dude up. I feel like I should be able to be here as this costume.
TBH, but whatever. Not mad. Ah, shit.
Were you chill?
Oh!
What, really?
No wizards backstage dude I literally work in the penthouse I should have
elevated status.
You done, brother?
I can be here though.
I don't have anything to throw.
We're coming underprepared with the blunt objects to throw.
What I actually need to destroy.
of
some answer to
I need you to stop we are authorized to use a
I'll take the force here!
What?
I can't fall!
Dude, the camera saw me, but nothing happened.
Why not?
Where's the pilot?
Oh no!
I'm here now making me see
Yeah, I'm here now. No, I'm here. Nothing. It's quiet here over here another career
Yeah, how do I get down from here over here? I
Got a I got to give someone the jab
Marics 6 or 7?
Do you like cheesecake?
Yeah, but I can't eat too much, because then I get indigestion.
I'm a little fucking big.
Hey, another propane take.
Let's give it now.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Hehehe. Hehehe. No more parking while you're working.
It's just not the same unless I don't know it's Dairy dude.
I'm sorry.
Just not the freaking same.
Oh my god! Wait, what?
I need a pop. I need a Sobi pop.
What's up?
Hey, take it easy.
Hey, fuck you, bitch.
Hehehehehe.
He should be a shooter.
Not in the mood for this right now.
Hey, do I not hear?
Dancing now!
Hey, hey! Hold it! Stop!
Oh, it's...
I couldn't stab him because he was at the exclamation point.
This was above us.
One more.
Hmm, growing up.
Oh, it's that guy.
Wait.
Where is that?
No way I get away with it.
There's no way.
I think she goes, I think she moves.
Mousetra's up in spindly. Thanks for selling surely she moves
Distract that other guard you're good that guy's gonna see me
It was Hampton
hmm
It's worth so much money, dude.
Yes, now move.
Oh
Come on anybody there
Time to go to work
You're supposed to be guarding stuff you frozen print I need you to keep your head down
Tell me share coming back
Right, we gotta fight it!
Power gaming?
We have a security breach!
Go somewhere safe!
Now!
Yes, I understand.
This is Papa Charlie.
I have arrived at the location and it looks clear.
Over.
I
Me
Is all real people
Maybe we just shoot her and leave
Wait opportunity
Are you guys real yeah, they're all real they're surely they see me for sure, right?
I have an idea.
I don't know you!
Bugger!
Hmm.
What is happening?
I have an idea.
This is stupid. This is not a good idea.
I'm not a good idea, are you?
Where's she going?
to have as we refuse to take pictures of her feet want to take pictures of her feet
I
,
,
,
What the hell is that?
No!
Okay.
What the hell is that?
Guys, this is escalating in a way or not.
Intend.
Come on.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
I don't stand you know these might go guards
This will still be worth it
Okay, we killed everyone who knew us.
That's awesome.
Target spotted.
Get him while they're on the map!
Hey!
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
You should get back to your safecups.
I'll contact you later.
Very clear.
See you in the next sector.
Keep rolling.
No!
I don't even know how you would kill her.
I actually don't know like I guess you lure her into that that little alley
that was in I guess I don't know the secret art yeah but I mean like you
don't always have this bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the
syndicate going into hiding but don't give up I'm sure your next execution
will be perfect is there a chandelier no way
No tweaking way.
That was definitely worth the 1500 you definitely got if I got out. Yeah, so it would have been worth it.
Oh, that's a net positive, baby. I could have killed everyone in that room just a little bit in that positive.
Bitch. So shut your bitch up now.
Okay, wait we don't have to go to the left.
Okay, we're gonna anyway.
Nooo, we're gonna win, we're gonna win.
Wait, we do have to go to Dubai, I died.
Aw, shit.
I don't want to do arm strap again.
Gotta go to Dubai to get our cool gun.
Gotta go to Dubai to get our super cool gun.
Dubai.
Harma Syndicate.
Do not have a dart gun.
There's a safe.
Hmm
Boom hold on the dragon
We'll do by being scum in RPG no
Yeah, we can do this.
Is there a way for me to make a flashbang?
Meow meow meow meow.
I don't have anything dude.
I got shit.
It's time.
Floada.
I get some extra shit.
Electric moggs every outfit, I'm afraid.
I don't like the blood stain.
We're not gonna make much moolah on this mission.
Meem-meem-meem-meem-meem-meem-meem-meem-meem-meem.
How's anyone betting yes because they believe in me dude believe in the me that believes
in you that's an anime reference by the way.
Oh yeah.
What's anime?
It's like a cartoon.
Look at the rat.
It's like a cartoon shit.
It's a quick little side trip to Dubai.
It's got to pixelate the number a little quick.
Foxman, will you ask for something?
What the fuck?
I thought I needed an invitation to go there.
I thought I needed an invitation to go there.
I thought I needed an invitation to go there.
I thought I needed an invitation to go there.
What the hell?
Hi.
I
Now I work here, making me invincible.
Why are there so many motherfuckers in here?
hey
hey what was the same what the fuck
since when
oh
he he he he he he he he he he he he
he ever ever
so alone
and now some Joker is throwing random stuff around
How we doin' this, bros?
I'm genuinely surprised that I did not figure out what that happened.
Hurry Billy, hurry!
Where is that guy?
Level 3 penthouse reception.
Reception.
Let's go in the kitchen.
That's not the kitchen.
Fuckin' hell, man!
Holy shit!
Holy, holy shit!
Hey, stop! If you don't stop, don't!
Oh, that lady is coming in sad.
Our gamer-
Oh my god!
Hey!
Where's the last clue?
Whiskey. Hmm.
I didn't know there could be a safe on this map.
I honestly, like, not noticed.
One trillion dollars acquired.
Now where's the fucking kitchen at?
I think it's it's behind the other concession.
Reaching south.
Whoa!
I think it's down here. No? Maybe?
That is not a kitchen, guys, or kitchen, kitchen located.
Yoink!
Woop!
Yoink!
You can tell the map's gonna have one or not back at the briefing? Yeah, I know, but I like...
Yeah, I know.
I know, I'm a no-one.
Alright, we gotta get a silenced gun though.
Uh, actually let's experiment. Let's experiment.
Don't kill me.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate
Still counts as an accident with a on silence good
of
the
death of
the
death
Oh
I like this anything but this
No you don't, you boy.
I knew that wasn't true.
We've got trouble!
I need some assistance! I'm not on...
Okay!
All righty, that's good. That's good
Move
Damn.
I'm just not a bad company to break.
If anyone's there, identify yourself.
You're a genius.
Never knew it hit him literally except the slow-moving kind of
The demons
Syndicate member eliminated well done
Oh, antics for so th...
Is there really no way to make a flashbang at the behide, though?
Some kind of like...
Actually, I guess...
Can't you throw the gunpowder and it makes a flash?
What a no!
There's a safe in Dirtmer, a safe in Miami.
Look at this blind guard destroy cameras three.
Flashbang, flashbang, flashbang, flashbang, flashbang.
With my shaman powder, true, true, true.
I need banana.
I need gopher chucks.
In slain, these are so-
You need to mushroom a fish in a stick to make a flash.
Where do you make it?
This guy's a lying chap.
This guy's a fucking lying bitch, dude.
This guy literally goofing right now.
Sabdog, I'm sorry.
Thank you for shitting.
I think I'm getting old because I hadn't urged to watch the uh, watch the uh, good-the-bad
the ugly trilogy.
Never seen it.
It's so good.
Yeah, I know, by the way.
That is old man stuff.
No, it's not. Watching Westerns is old man stuff, dude. It is.
It is, so? There's something wrong with that.
But that is what it is. Give me actual money, please!
Please!
Those ones are different?
Hmm.
I'm 34-1 on a Turner Classic Movies cruise.
What the hell is that?
Is this just a cruise where they have old movies to show?
Oh, are you? Good luck.
Play it? Ah, shit.
Aw, shit.
Yeah, it was dope. Cool. Were people drinking neat scotches?
Yeah, I could build it.
and I think I'm going to have a right to know my editor got me to chase the story too.
It's only months ago.
I called up that we are there.
How you doing?
The biggest run around I'll ever be.
I
Where to go hey
Hey
of
Brother.
Another.
I gotta listen. Keep yourself a hunk.
What costume is this? Edmendeds. What the fuck? Anyway, you're going in the chipper, bro.
You're going in the chipper!
Sweats!
You've got to believe!
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Try them.
Kind of sad, but uh...
Thank me for my service.
Come on, give me a break.
Oh yeah.
In the chipper you go.
Now we can include what we came here for.
Good!
Our pilgrimage is complete.
It only took me tract him so far.
I can't have the gun, despite being in their military uniform.
Okay, makes sense.
Kappa?
He got to believe...
Hmm, probably not the grenade.
How many nukes are there?
Some people do this kind of thing for fun
Steals your fucking identity
Bottom bottom
Never trust seated guards
Want to try something
Huh. You don't even have... He doesn't wake up.
Me.
Going up? I feel like I forgot something.
I'm hearing some loot.
No!
OOOOOOOH!
Fish.
Fish girl.
He he he.
The fuck is Jim Poe?
I think that's such a fucking nerd.
This may serve as your critical spot.
That will go to dispenser to send out of the fritz
since we moved in.
What?
Hello?
Someone was there.
For sure.
Shut up, nerd.
What the?
Yes, come over here.
Dude, how do I even go up for beard?
I'm a chip wheeler.
I'm a chip motherfucking wheeler.
Why would anybody do a stupid thing like that?
Well.
Excuse me! Can I help you?
Stop leaving...
Stop leaving wrenches everywhere? No!
Oh, right here.
It's your case
Hey, man, I think I heard something moving into investigate. I heard a courier
But who it's gotta be him. Hello anyone there
You know what to hang up the clothes before I left
Get lost
Not miss a come on you copy. I think something is horribly wrong
When we hit him, he no longer remembered us because he was brain dead!
What the fuck?
Man, we're good at this then.
got to believe the safe on this floor yes oh so I'm normal I'm a normal guy do a
normal gas to
I gotta find an escape route.
Hey, we can probably go that way.
Let's mix it up and use a Granada, shall we?
Renata!
What the hell are you doing? Hey!
Everything is green, sir.
We can proceed as planned.
And how are you feeling on this big day, palace? Ready for it?
I'm looking forward to the test today, sir.
I feel confident that everyone's a performer.
You say good day, mate.
You ain't British blood.
Watch your freaking mouth.
I'm gonna go to the shop, see if they have a seeker.
What's the best way over there?
Probably this way.
I didn't say shit, bitch.
Wait, he's probably not gonna know his friend, not me.
I'm so lonely.
Control base.
Who is that?
Flashbang.
Dude.
Never Flashbang.
Security!
What's this?
Wait.
I don't think that counts.
Even though it may be flash photography.
Probably does. I couldn't pick it up.
Hey man, you got the key? I need you to be honest.
Aw, man.
Aw, we could have just...
Could have just hopped the fence.
You idiot.
Shoot the door.
But then I'd be wasting ammo.
Huh?
Shoot!
Why does that work?
Has that been a mechanic in the game the whole fucking time?
No way.
No one ever said anything about that.
I must be the first person ever to discover that, actually.
I'm telling you, Ms. Knox is going to be passed.
I did the pre-race and check up on her.
Well, let's just take a look at that and take a look at that.
Yo, let's get some Adderall.
What the?
Damn, I'm allowed to be here.
That's cool.
Oh, he's just doing bodyguard stuff up there, dude.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
Oh, it's not during the day, so there's no music playing at the club.
Aw, man!
What the hell was that? That's so weird that that happened.
What?
Ow.
See me through this wall then, bitch.
I got Thief in the night.
I cast.
Brain damage.
Brain damage 2.
It's a shame you can't drown them.
this guy the IDF treatment.
Oh, excellent work.
Forty seven.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Get back to the safehouse.
I'll be in touch.
Wait.
I'm sure you see the monster.
Absolutely.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Wiping their memory like that doesn't retroactually save challenge stats by the way.
I figure.
Where is this dude?
Oh, I'm stealing the damn shit, fuck!
Fucking Superman, and you know the feeling, like, what's this?
Oh, they're talking weed!
Yes, please.
Seeker.
Aww.
And...
When would this ever be used?
of
the
of
the
Don't forget to sign up to our VIP recruitment plan the more you recruit the richer you get
Sir, I'm sorry this area is closed.
Awww.
Hold it.
So, how are you doing here?
Enjoying yourself?
Enjoying Atlanteat?
Thank you.
Remember.
Okay, where are the fucking cameras at, man?
I think I know where one could be. I'm surprised there's not any more over here.
You disabled them? Just shoot them?
I did not disable them.
Hiya!
I'm allowed to be here.
Whoops.
What the fuck is that?
Are those coconuts?
Did the people who make this game just think that Florida has coconut trees or what?
Where the fuck is it?
the Atlantean program.
What?
I don't have time for that.
We're too busy for that new Mr. Krish.
That's a pretty sweet ride.
Must be...
something about the whole Atlantean thing.
Hey, focus.
By the way...
That was weird.
You, take a look.
I hear you.
Is that not a camera?
Or maybe I just missed?
Yippee!
I must have disabled them.
I don't remember doing it.
Oh my God, we did!
I remember now. It's all coming back.
Pick a chill building for a show.
You ever see that retired hitman review, hitman gameplay and a target played golf with an
explode golf ball?
He was like, yeah, that's what I would have did.
That's a smart hit.
Is that what that's from?
No way.
I always thought that was just like a random guy, like...
I didn't realize that was impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
What are our other options here?
I mean, we can do it, right, guys?
Not essay on the last one, please.
Dude, but we got lethal syringe, man.
We got two.
If the first one fails, we can just inject another one.
Mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere.
Mmm, and Starmore, that's my best level, dude.
20!
250K, I believe.
Why?
Alrighty, what do we got?
Alrighty! What do we got? We have a banana to throw out. That's okay.
journey 47.
This is the one.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
We now know the leader's current location.
However, as we don't know the exact description, this means you will have to do your own recon.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful to help you.
We have the following information.
They are here for an exchange.
As for their identity, we know that they have brown hair, they are wearing a hat, they
are sporting a tattoo, and glasses.
Furthermore, your target suffers from dehydration, and they see themselves as a foodie.
That's all I have for you at present.
speed 47. Thank you.
Dude, they're all outside. Which is good.
Let's look out. Stop moving.
Stop moving now.
Stop moving directly toward me.
Stop moving directly toward me now.
Cease.
What the fuck?
Wait, where's my pipe?
Hello, Baseball.
Hey there.
What's up?
Need anything?
Yeah, you got a dark gun?
I sure
If you need more you know where to find me
We don't have to go inside. I kind of want an outfit though
We're the
What the fuck is the pipe I could climb up?
Fair I
I swear I've moved.
Don't worry the first person we're gonna see, that's the bad guy. Easy peasy.
Wait, am I even trespassing right now?
I'm not.
So it's the party variation.
No hat, huh?
Loser!
What the fuck?
Boop.
tattoo
glasses
glasses hat brown hair
that is brown hair though
hmm
who by you
no tattoo
and over meeting
I'm sorry.
It's solely right here.
Are they making an exchange?
Could be of interest, 47.
I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. Dude, they're just making out right there.
So we're all in agreement it's her, right?
Why is her assassin taking the wrong turn?
The opportunity is so nice.
And food classic combo
This is bullshit man, they're not gonna let me in man
Like I can go over here right
Thank you. Very generous.
Godfucking dammit, man.
She's fucking drinking!
Hello, sir. Have a lovely day.
Thank you.
camera
ain't no fucking way
yeah how are we getting in this bitch
you need to find another way in sir sorry for the inconvenience
Fine. I will.
We need an outfit.
When in doubt, head to the church.
Cathedral. Church.
This bitch is spawn camping me, dude.
Can you see me, sir?
Sir?
You didn't see me.
The walls are closed again.
Surely there's a window if you climb up.
So what, did they just remove the pipes for this level?
Fuckin' bastard.
They don't exist?
They don't exist, man.
I don't know why, but I'll take one.
I don't know why, but I'll take one.
Well, well, well.
Hmm.
You can't go inside, at least through this door.
I'll deal with it. You just hang back. No problem. No problem. Oh mine
Come on, it's me again. Yeah, it was nothing
You know check. I guess you fucking check
Come on, I just heard something. I don't know I'm gonna go check it out
This guy sees us for sure.
I can't get this guy's.
Oh gosh.
Where's my baseball?
They rolled under the fucking thing.
Hey.
Hey.
Why?
got a lock-in dude
of
of
Hmm.
Any outfit would do, oh hey.
I
I'm green yoga now was our prime suspect
what did I not
I marked her. I know I did.
I pretty no way did
Hi, good to see you. Hi. Good to see you. Aren't you a little wave?
I just want to check in. Good job in the standout project by the way the money should be transferred
But we have another issue as you may know Omega has popped up again. We sent a message. I want you to send a message back
We marked her back to suspect. Oh, I think that's her up there.
There's definitely her.
We got to clear out uh...
I wonder if we can stash people in the porter bodies.
We got to clear these guys out.
I'm fucking wrenched! No!
We could propane tank them, but if we kill anyone else, it doesn't count.
I
Yeah, I get it
I shoulda got him in further, dude.
I was gonna get woke up.
Wait, can I just choke him out?
Do it.
Oh, man.
Yeah, me here just checking out a strange sound over.
Hello?
Turn around.
Turn around.
Turn around. Turn around. Turn around.
Huh?
Oh my god.
Uh huh.
Hey, you find out what that was?
Ten-four.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
Who saw it him
Was he looking to the right oh
He saw the body
Man
That was our target's assassin so I wanted to get rid of them
Man!
Hiya!
Hiya!
Ha ha ha!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Actually drawing board 47.
That's a lot easier when you can go inside, man, because that means that everyone else
This is going inside, they got rooms, they got fuckin' walls and shit, dude, like...
Ehehehe...
Ehehehe...
Yes, man, I was blocky!
We're failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid
But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
Job it pick up some frustration
Yeah, nice very good very good. I might have got people quick
That is that died your boo
P.R.Q.
Go to, you'll never be the silent assassin of legend.
You'll always be a loser.
You'll always be a loser.
We're back.
Yeah, that's what I would have
said earlier, right? So that's
the technique. If you're gonna
It's not that he can do it bad, he's not even looking, he's getting the foot push, he's done it.
I
I
I
Farming dude again that I know this penta guy is he likes to be the center of attention and he likes to talk a lot
And and he seems like kind of a bully
See Dan, could you just call me a bully I?
I
Mean you seemed like one when we're oh God doing the meeting. Yeah for sure
But I have somebody my chat clipping things. What's just going on, but I haven't said anything to you at all
And I've just been sitting here it goes dude in here hanging out and you said to your chat
I think you're kind of coming off as a bit of a bully
There's no situation in which penta actually feels like he's being bullied here by the way, you know
Can we maybe we can hold on let's let's let's back it up. Let's back it up. All right. Hi Penta. It's nice to meet you
This is literally like his boner
Immediately went up as soon as he clicked
He's just that motherfucking clean, dude.
He's just that- I'm dead, boys.
I'll be back.
They bit me.
It's over for me.
incoming four hundred man army here we go this is how it is
okay fuck you
Stay away, raptor bitch.
So, I'm letting me mana regenerate.
Eeww.
Eeww.
I shall have my own oh no
Yikes no, it's my fault that I died
No, am I having fun
What I have started my stream before 330 if I wasn't having fun that's the question
Let's ride.
What's freaking ride?
Hey, it's playing my song.
someone make a
dude that's not it though
I thought someone made the mod
it's close
No, it's not good enough.
It's not freaking good enough, dude.
Wait, do we have a SMG?
Dude.
It's good enough.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Mr. Gard.
Mr. Guard.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Mr. Guard, man.
Poison Guard, poison target.
Safe?
No.
Time trial. I don't like time trial.
Let's pick somewhere with a safe.
Boil in.
I'm gonna need some poison. Staterina.
Aw...
I'm gonna need some throwables. Staterina.
I was hoping for Shilin as ass, I think I'm on the cusp of a breakthrough.
I noticed I'm minus 250k safe to assume you threw another, uh, dude.
Reroll then?
This chatter's on me or something, hang on.
I don't think you can reroll the prestigious though.
I'm pretty sure they say the same.
I could be wrong.
Sick gate.
Now you can, sweet.
Heckin' sweet.
Which one is this?
Take that.
Oh yeah dude.
Oh yeah dude.
Or targets dude, no freaking problem dude.
No freaking problem, dude.
Wait, hold on, what's we got?
I think this is probably the train.
We gotta make some hoys on.
Poor target, sound assassin.
Dude, it's easy, man.
It's actually so fucking easy.
92% no.
Yeah, look, I don't blame them.
They've seen the results.
You know, I get it.
I get it.
That's their livelihood they're playing with.
I think I got allergies, dude.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to keep it a foot.
Boom.
He's going to die in rage quit.
No, dude.
Shut the flug up.
Hey, the wrench
Look we're just trying to get a good monetary start or run you'd sound assassin. It's just the biggest payout bro
Let's ride
safe journey for you
28
I wonder what you would have to learn to mod this game.
Where's Alaska?
fourth floor. That's in the penthouse. Everyone else down here. Well, see you later, fellas.
Whoa.
Ah!
I hope that doesn't make me lose.
Please.
Where's this bitch?
All right, if we can't get past this part, we're a loser, bro.
What the flip was that? Yeah, probably man.
Let's try again. Let's try again. Let's try again.
250K, I'm so fucking sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I noticed I'm minus 250K again.
dude how unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck so like I'm
actually drawing board 47 oh yeah dude that one doesn't count I think it's it's
safe to it's safe to say that one doesn't count I think we could say
there was a bold attempt 47 unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding knowing
you I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next
do the same thing again I will change my strategy
wait which one is this all right Dartmoor for four S.A.S.O. dude easy as fuck
actually easy as fuck this is actually so easy
honestly guarantee guaranteed guaranteed how many money
door dirty thanks for seven here we go time to believe again here it's gonna be the biggest
payout of your career dude think about the odds you gotta play the odds here we don't
I need an explosive. I do need another sirenge.
Where's my mushroom at?
I can't see.
please inflate my earnings dude believers you guys are playing you guys are
playing big-hand blackjack dude the doubters are playing penny slots man
think about that
think about that dude
you're gigabating so many idiots right now they're not idiots they know it
They know that I'm that I'm owed this victory, dude.
This is the victory that was promised.
hooking up dope in a crock-pot-pot-pot uh drop let's freaking roll do you got my
gun yippee have a good trip 47
I think I've ejected the snot from my my nasal cavity dude
welcome to thornbridge manor we have intel that the syndicate is active in
the area but they're on high alert so tread carefully or they will slip away
three guys outside and most of all good luck they're all on the zero floor
honestly that's bad for us
I'm getting this place
ancestor graveyard trove room the office safe is in mind a portrait with a
secret mechanism for uncovering it
why would you say all of them
Yeah.
Why would he say all that?
Oh my god, no.
I didn't mean to fucking throw it at him, motherfucker!
I wanted to throw it at fucking him!
Yeah, let's try again.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can't fucking see.
Oh no.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I believe even though I knew it was spain they bought it again doubters
They bought it again.
The price fixes in, boys.
Let's try again, let's try again.
I think that was a little unlucky, don't you guys think?
The
the slow moving projectiles that you can throw like the
Kettlebell and shit?
If you quickly go around a corner before it hits them even if they're looking at you, it won't count as them having seen you.
That's cool, no?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
I want to do it on Dubai.
That's my map, dude.
Where are you?
Mmmmm.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
two targets dude!
Concussive Explosives 3, bitch I don't have one of those.
Surely this time?
Dude.
You guys saw me get three targets, SASO on Dubai, okay.
Two?
Do-able.
Read bet details.
I have to open the chat.
I got chat arena stuff.
Oh, you fucking abbed that, man.
Oh, we're good.
It sounds like this particular bed is one that you guys need to read carefully, though.
If you guys are telling me to read the details.
So time to get literate.
Yes below.
Yes below.
I don't know if there's a safe on this one so I'm going to make an explosive.
I can't read 250k on one.
There really isn't anything ambiguity?
What do we got?
We gotta make the poison.
Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bong.
Technology's DMthrox and hallucinate in April and Carpe will get visible Enrono signal.
Dutch, thanks for subbing, even though you're fucking viddin'.
It's very nice that we got our own private jet.
Okay, let's review, we got that guy, and then we got this guy.
guy? This guy. Calling out to Scatman's world. Hmm.
I wonder if we could like throw a propane up there and then get him ass.
Please God.
Please God no.
Please God no.
Can I kill her with an accident and not lose silent assassin suit only?
Let me read it, let me read it.
Nah, you can't.
This is only targets. Eliminate only targets.
Dude, why is this guy just roaming around?
Jack, I'm over here.
Do my heart's beating so fast.
We gotta trigger that guy.
Hide body?
No, it's okay if that body gets found because we lethal and directed them.
where the fuck did he go?
This guy's not gonna move.
I'm thinking of a different guy.
Dude, why do I think I walk all the way around the place?
I don't think it's trespassing for me to be here.
I know where I am, smile.
Where's this guy?
up one. Yeah, this one. We've got lower people in here cleared out. I think we just walked
Let's see the other side.
That's the better idea, Smile.
The fuck?
We have the medic one.
Where are you going?
There's a guard right there.
There's a guard right there.
I have the fucking key, man.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck.
I
Hmm
Yeah, this is gonna work.
Where? We're gonna get a poop?
Okay, I'll put it on.
Got it.
Got it.
Right, let's see now.
Nice fold.
Excellent fold.
Which is my back.
That's freaking above me.
We took out the cameras.
Oh, what am I doing?
this is stupid
Oh
Yeah, boy.
Yeah, boy.
Yeah, boy.
Well, fuck you.
Simplicate member eliminated.
Wait, we're going to escape.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Oh.
I
bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into
hiding and we'll get them on Thursday I'm sure you know what you know we'll get
them on Thursday you know we'll get them on there you know you're ready
I'm gonna download the mustache mod I think yeah that sounds nice