MOONMOON
quick lil trip to dubai for some chocolate (hardcore freelancer variations !mod)
05-08-2026 · 7h 17m
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Oh no!
The solution?
I'm cleaning me glasses hang on.
I just remembered we lost our sniper rifle that had the Ave Maria music play every time
you scoped. And the legendary pistol. And the $30,000 lockpick. Oh we have $41,000.
Thanks for the best for Casu and Trog Trooper. Thanks for something and booby. Thanks for God's up and you buried
Thanks for something. They can stand take a mess. Thanks for something RDB. Thanks for two pods of Jacobus in test
Lulu and frivolous insults. Thanks for something deltano. Casey, Kristen, Sennlash and sick
Psycho, heck, sick and focus on getting a little bit
Dr. Barbarian, Mary's access to
Kylo Ren, thanks for seven
or less. Thanks for seven
I'm feeling a little scat-so today.
May have such a blood moon?
I got my mushroom.
I got my nail.
Mew mew mew.
Hello, Ivid.
What song is that song is awesome what the fuck very cathedral core
You can people happy birthday dude. Yeah, baby
I wish there were places for me to sit in here.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Oh.
Oh.
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Oh
It's kind of good for a civil.
Live all things for civil.
It should no be Jones is for civil.
How can I can't pretend to play?
Cool.
What the hell is that?
What is this?
What'd that Trophy do?
Trophy for beating campaign?
W.
That's a fine beat, thanks for subbing.
Lab old thanks for subbing, says gaytoe, gaycats.
If you think about it, playing the drums is kind of like scatting.
I gotta make me poison.
Longlord dragon decipher, thanks for seven.
Luminous toast, thanks for seven.
Poison.
Struscio and Goguma.
Quincy and Douth, and luminous toast, thanks for seven.
What do you think Hitman bothers to label his boys and homemade boys as well?
Leshrio and Dwingert and yeah I'm a woman.
Says yeah I'm seven.
Thanks.
Thank you.
OCD.
Dude not everyone's got OCD man.
Least of all of you.
Hey dude the juiceman thinks for something.
I need a gun!
Okay, actually thanks for shoving me up to the burpee again.
Serena and Asgore on there.
pooping?
How is it?
You doing alright, bud?
You doing alright?
Well, we need the SMG.
I don't have one.
Very quiet, reduced damage.
Oh, I understand now.
That chatter was correct, it is used to lure.
I wonder if it still shoot and kill instantly in the head.
Hey we still got the scrap SMG dude, dub.
Here's his ass shakes. I'm going to use it to move people around, since it doesn't really matter.
Hmmm...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Let's take care of this one.
Wahoooooo, wahoo, wahooo...
If you shoot guards they'll usually panic around towards your location if you're across the map.
And notice that they like to run to precisely where you were standing.
Well, going out to scat me.
I'll be in touch when you get into this tension.
Good job, Radical.
Welcome to Marrakesh. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation
here. But you know what to do. But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want this
to be...
Back in 2019, during Wild Class, we just saw a guy named Ag Chomp. It was pretty funny.
That was a popular emote too.
How do I kill you?
Wait, I don't have to do it stealthily.
What if we do something like...
Well, well, well. It would appear as though we are in some trouble.
You've spread fear within the synchate.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
time to scan that man the square seems all clear so I'm moving on
come in command I'll copy we need to secure this area far away
your own safety do you understand
i think i'm actually a combat
got a scat now
Got a scant natal.
They will always know it was a gunshot on the second shot.
Yeah. I understand that.
We have a security breach, but don't worry, the pros are here.
Well, gotta go.
Well, fuck.
Apple. Apple.
I gotta get out of here, fellas.
Wait, let's check this out.
Run!
Apple.
You look like you're in need of some hardware.
You look like...
You got the cash?
I got the products.
You better have a dark bin or I'm gonna kill you.
Meh.
That doesn't really count.
I
Will take this too
Where all right in the alley
Right, right, right. That place is where I'm at.
You know what would go nice here? I'll bomb.
What's up?
Oh this guy's at the weed bar.
Quick!
Our target's the fortune teller.
What's up?
How about that?
Okay.
What do we do?
I'm gonna go back to the next one.
Okay, I'm gonna go back to the next one.
Okay, I'm gonna go back to the next one.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna go back to the next one.
Okay.
What the hell?
Oh, we did it.
Fuck.
He knew he
Is that sir, please back off. I don't know if I can contain this homophobic joke for much longer
You know, we didn't see that
Okay, that's point blank there.
Little things to write.
Who was he?
Who was here?
The servant?
Oops.
He's asking for anything, the servant?
What the hell?
And now, I'm innocent.
Don't care.
Thanks.
So we're here.
Hey, it's this alleyway where we died last night after getting wide too.
So my sister must have really stood out.
Oh, it's guys in the school.
Uh-oh.
I got a bunch of hippies at my military school game.
None of you may know.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god!
He's healing me, man.
Where's our guard up here?
He's about here!
What's up?
I found some dead people. There's so many of them.
Where are you?
I need to save.
First we gotta give these guys brain damage.
Jax for 7? Is he okay?
Rat poison?
Makes mental note.
We get into the Shisha Cafe.
There ain't no way there's a...
It's called that, right?
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm so fucking sorry, dude.
I am so sorry.
How long has this game series been around?
Dude, I played the demo.
Or like you're on a building in the middle of a square and you got a sniper rifle dude
and a rush of it.
You're on the rooftop?
Stop recording me!
It's probably nothing, but, you know, why don't you just go and check it out?
Sorry, guys.
What's up?
Hold on.
Hmm.
Well, that escalated.
Wait, what?
Oh, wait, this guy didn't even see me.
Well, well, well.
What the fuck?
Dude, it's the worst. What just happened? It's so terrible.
Fuck you!
Fucking nine to five!
I don't even have to do that shit.
two more to go
Oh, he's so butch. Just my type.
What does that mean?
Let me know if I can be of help.
Let me know if shut the hell up.
You alright, man?
Hmm...
Is that Nightmare, mister?
Or are you again?
You're worst nightmare.
DROP! MOVE! GO!
Is that cool?
Time to hello this joy.
Hey.
I
Almost through the objective.
Wait, what was the objective?
Ta-da!
The SMG kills me.
Headshots only?
Damn it, it really would have looked like I was points fixing if I did that shit, huh?
I just wanted to shoot some people.
Rockley enthusiast 6%?
Yeah, I guess you could say it's time to get in... and out.
style but they should it I do not believe we will be I think we're gonna go for these
extra objectives. Seems like I'll paint in the air. What do we got? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Can you even eliminate guards in Silent Assassin?
Not wrong.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Have a good trip for what you said.
Jack Alex or something.
We got so much fucking money.
I
When the return to drag any in a black I black out a lot that's just as yellow
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them looking like an album cover
You're on high alert so tread carefully and they will see the way
You know what to do
graveyard
It's got real soul.
Tell me about the color.
Yeah, it's impressive.
Ah, Freddy is awesome.
That's okay.
Tell me about your soul.
Tell me about your soul.
Exit the room now.
Hmm.
Money!
Steals the imperial leg?
Don't do the hell through that. That's not cool.
I think they're all on the same floor.
Nope.
My screwdriver!
Yank?
Tell me about the color of your secret chain.
I want to hide this gun.
I work here now.
I'm trying to feel like maybe the other outfit was better though.
You know, I'm still seeing a lot of white circle.
I think this way we just have to avoid the staff.
Just gotta get up with these guys too.
and
Geez lorries
Well
Syndicate member eliminated
We're done for just a minute.
Wait.
We gotta find the cameras.
Is we're probably gonna get see
Everybody's guys are
So heckin' dark.
What about the drop gun?
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
What's that fucking ladder?
Ain't no way.
I'mma get ya.
Here I go.
You must think it's okay just to sit here and do your job, huh?
Well, I gotta kill you.
Making it awkward for me, dude.
Hmm.
Hmm
Well
I
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
How are you good up?
How would I kill someone bro she was like 90 oh
I
Still
of
death
of
Little do they know. That's the last sound that they're ever gonna hear.
Back to fucking smoking and joking game.
This is not over yet. If you kick back and relax when you get to J-
It's you but I need you here now. Are you with me?
That's not folks trying to uniform Zulu, are they?
Apparently there's a guy out there being a real pain in the arse.
There is no fucking way.
There's a why would he come this way get back to the safe house? I'll be in touch
Why would he do that
Boom! My money!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board for design.
This fucking bear dude.
This little bear.
It's one of the minus one dark untrinkun, trinkun's almost worthless.
What's wrong?
I'm actually dash wrong.
That's what you sound like by the way, just so you're aware.
I'm actually, there are quite a few uses you can get out of the Calypso 1 Drink-A-Wiser
guy.
So, dude.
So, bitch.
Okay.
I'm sorry, that was mean.
Okay. I'm sorry that was me.
You can get the outfit from the box if you didn't shoot them. Oh yeah. True.
Boy, I need my money.
Boy, I don't have any money.
The suspects on the showdown only do the two tells or can they do others?
They only do two tells.
We're gonna need another lethal syringe.
That'll load air links for some of them.
I get winded walking upstairs so hold up.
I
Used elevator wait true
Assassinate a pizza
Now we're talking
Now that is something
that I can arrange
I love pizza pizza so good pizza be like yummy yummy
I'm gonna make some lethal poison
Yippee!
Can you show her a pizza today or a borg-er?
Honestly guys, I'm gonna be honest, my most recent food opinion, I think burgers are overrated.
Kind of mid, dude.
You know what I mean?
There's so many burgers and chap mad right now.
I don't like hot dogs, I don't like hot dogs either.
I trust that you should have.
What the fuck do I have my gun?
4k.
Hello, mister.
Where am I muted?
Good.
I am a police officer.
Ranger? No, I'm a police officer. Wait, I need that propane tank.
I wonder if there's a big party going on, I hope not.
Hmm.
You're looking party-tacular right now, I'm being honest.
You think they'll let me the cool cop in?
I let people off on speeding tickets.
This is what Americans are about, they listen to you, they listen to you, they listen to
This is what Americans do, they listen to 50's music and their backyard parties.
Guys, he moved.
That's okay.
It don't matter man, he's gonna be back.
I'm gonna need you to step the fuck away from that do not pick that shit up I
Can't use my god
Shit that was close man that was close that was close
Holy guacamole!
Now, it wasn't anyone in chat. It wasn't anyone in chat, I promise.
Well, how the fuck do I kill these guys?
All I know is gun.
I
Music key blast I don't think I can do
Guard timeout Markov for a week again.
You're gonna pick that shit up?
Well...
Hmm.
Base foe!
Apple!
Can I inject the apple with lethal poison?
Where are you going?
Leave the propane leaking where he smokes?
I don't think he smokes.
Also, I don't think they'll do it.
That guy is smoking, man.
He didn't blow up, alert, alert, I need a fucking screwdriver I think.
Oh, there is a non-target over there, maaaaan.
Well, it didn't work anyway, so who's the real dumb ass?
It's you for thinking it would.
Noob!
Where do you think I can get the screwdriver?
You know the exterminator guy who's working on Badi's house?
Same guy who just did Cassie's, right?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure I need this outfit too, so that I can tamper with the thingy. Wait, we don't need this.
Hold on.
I thought you knew him, but him?
He told me this story about his pet car.
Omega Loaf?
He he he he he he he he!
He he he!
He he he he!
Oh my, oh my god!
Oh, the door was on the other side.
seen any devices?
Who'd ride?
What the hell?
Oh, it's fumigation, dude.
We might have to start choking people out.
How do we get that guy?
Wait, where's he going?
close to the garage. I say garage now because I'm British. What's up, man?
Car battery.
Mmm, we don't have to use our lock pick on that.
Come along Billy, you have maintenance to attend to.
Open the switch.
Hurry!
Brother what? Hey!
Everybody was it on when we came here or on?
Can't look six for seven.
Not my problem, says a chatter.
Punches you in the throat.
Carbon monoxide poisoning?
Oh, yeah, well that's good stuff.
I'm just gonna choke you out of there, buddies. No offense.
Calling into Scatland!
Calling into Scatland World!
I can't believe they saw me.
It was the guy on the right outside.
Wait, the bus stops the other way.
Hehehehehehe
Oooooooooo
Damn these scanners are so...
Oh, there what?
Oh?
I saw the guy that saw me, I just didn't think that he would see me.
Does that make sense?
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I wanna be a human being, not a human...doing.
Good luck, bundler.
Yes, you're loud. Eww.
Ewwieee. Yes, you're loud.
Bad luck, 47. Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
Didn't ask, plus I don't care.
I'm ready!
Hold up.
Dartmer. No firearms.
I don't like no firearms. The firearms are so useful for like taking out like the cameras and shit.
I need my poison sirenge and my car battery.
It's just three? Damn!
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Please stay away from batteries.
Is it relic of battery?
Yeah the darkens count as a fire.
They want to near mouth right now?
Cool.
That's not dumb.
I need my mushroom.
I need my mushroom.
Meemer, meemer.
In a three windstreak in Heroes of My Magic, what difficulty though?
Important ask.
You know what I found out the other night?
For my Heroes of My Magic Bros, I know there's like two of you, chap.
Multiplayer weekly battles ranked, yeah, you know what I found out and that I definitely
knew at one point is that there are neutral cities in on-heroes maps, certain ones, if
not most of them.
I thought my immediate neighbor was a computer AI, so I just never made an effort to capture
like the city next to me, which obviously would like double my production, so...
You didn't look? I never got the chance to look because the AI rolled up and fucked me.
Mmm, drop that.
Are we supposed to care or oh it's real cool that you guys are pretending not to care what
I'm talking about.
What's the progress of your battlefield battle pass by the way?
Was the last time you logged into that shit bitch?
Big dog?
How many wild dailies do you do today bitch?
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
The Syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
We're going to be easy.
Be careful, 47.
The most of all, good luck.
Dude, the map's like overgrown, no?
Meal, meal, meal.
How's it ready or not Battle Pass?
Ass boy?
There's no Battle Pass.
Wait, is this the fucking party?
Man!
Tell me about the color of your costume.
Hey, car battery. Now there's two.
He called you an ass boy?
I don't know. Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, am I supposed to be impressed by that dude?
Get a grip.
What's up?
Wait, this isn't a party.
It's like a cult meeting.
No, it's a party.
Open the fucking door!
I heard that.
Is it true that birds can sense your murderous intent?
Sorry, but, um, who are you hiding from?
Sorry, but I'm none of your fucking beeswax.
What are you thinking about?
Yeah, you thought I should've loved it.
Hi.
I don't even know if I can poison it.
Now if I remember correctly, when we poisoned someone with a medic on this map, they came
over here.
Yeah, sorry, Mike.
Sorry.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I need this guy's outfit.
You gonna leave?
I
Do it's actually super important we don't get caught okay over here. What are you trying to hide from mr. That's
Spooky
Oh no, maybe, mayhaps you should investigate.
I'm gonna choke him out in this bush and hope no one binds him.
I don't think that's a particularly good idea, but that's what's gonna happen.
Hello?
Looking good, man.
Looking good, jeez.
Let me walk around you, bitch.
Gotta watch your fuckin' mouth.
I'll fuckin' kill you.
Gerard makes for a shit.
Now we got this guy wandering around dude.
They interest you in our tomato cucumber order, mister?
Oh, I could do it with a cup of tea.
That's so British.
Holy moly.
Wait, I thought I had more than one.
It's a triangle sandwich now, bitch.
Well, it's been ten years, but I know her anywhere.
I think I heard the Serven bell.
They use a Serving bell that's like, don't you be, don't you, don't you use like a Serving
bell for like, Cavs.
Smells so fresh around here.
Thank you.
He's gonna shit himself.
Please do not go to that alleyway where they were making out.
Dude, what the fuck?
Go in the portal party!
Ah, take this.
I don't know if this is an accident or not.
I don't think it is, guys. I'm behind.
It is? Nice.
Blood drowned in piss and vomit.
Why was that guy pissing from outside on the fucking thing?
I wish I had been left to set you on fire.
Long dick.
The last quarter party I went into, there was like 7 miniature bottles of vodka that
had been left in the urinal.
It was unpissable.
Hmm, yes. Quite the specimen, aren't they?
Hey, watch it.
Sorry. Sorry.
How do I touch these?
I want the frog.
Make yourself useful, would you?
I know how to touch this.
Kappa?
Look, I'm that guy called me the R-word and shot after I did the...
Oh, I can't use fire on those, dude.
Are you working that?
Like I just burned me by the way.
How are you ever supposed to use this?
There's gonna be a way to like clear everyone out from here.
Oh no, they found fish and shit guy.
No!
It's bad, it's expected to look at me, it's a really illegal thing, I wonder if there's
way to like cause something so terrible to happen that everyone clears out.
Bomb.
Mine!
Lethal poisonous frog.
I almost got invasions.
Beard.
What was that?
Hello?
Come there?
Hello?
Come on, don't give me this shit right now.
Chill, man.
Holy shit.
Wow.
You know, we might not have to use our syringe on this guy.
That was very close.
Dude, it's the mole hole, man!
We're gonna take care of this guy right here.
He's making it very hard for us to pretend to be a waiter.
I don't know where we're going to hide him though.
He comes over here to piss.
Oh, you put him in here.
Let's just hope no one turns it on.
Dude they just left the body there, what the fuck?
Wow.
Dude you gotta find out what that was.
I did hear it, like you know.
Looks like my application was just accepted.
I see that twist in the corner of your mouth, what are you thinking about?
Just so you know, if I don't tip...
in no turn that woodchipper on no because if I do then the guy inside will die and I'll lose
okay
I think the way we're intended to kill this guy is probably with one of these.
He really likes the frobes though.
I mean, we could lure this guy.
It would just take a very long time.
Damn.
Well, well, he's not coming.
Oh
How do we free these guys
Hello, sir, sir
Shoot the cage? I can't because if I do I will lose. Let's go see what's up with
this guy over here.
Look at the little lure mount over here.
Ain't no way that's one of the guards.
He's looking pretty official.
Oh my gosh.
Have I touched your house?
No.
Are you ready to go?
Nice.
Oh, this is definitely a syringe guy, huh?
What happens if we, like, banana him and then snap his neck?
it see is it an accident yeah do it I mean look the bananas on the floor right
they should be able to tell that he's slipped and broke his neck
Syringe is an accident, yeah.
Me and my best friend, Blair.
He's got galoshes on.
Good day to you, sir.
Good day.
Stay away from me so you could get hurt.
You should walk up straight. It's important to keep a proper upper body posture if you don't want to mess up your bag.
How are you supposed to kill this guy, bud?
Long ass lure.
Yeah.
He ain't wrong.
Oh, it's not that long, actually.
Are you real?
Not real people.
Not real people.
This guy is real though.
I thought targets could see through 47's disguise. Nope. No. Certain disguises they
cannot and will not.
Doobadoob. See if you can know the search from the loot box. I think if I search and
people will see.
Wow.
Hey, wait a minute.
Who threw that?
Is it a ghost?
Grandma?
Hold on.
Did you see me through the bush?
Huh?
Dude, what?
Is he seeing me through the bush?
Dude, what?
Do you see me?
Damn!
Pimpery pinter pinter pinter
Shoo-bidoo boo-doo boo-doo boo
Boo-bidoo boo-doo I'm gonna choke you
should we do about I'm not like the CSI you know so maybe it was just the wind
or the goddamn chupa huh wasn't the chupa carbon fucking idiot
yeah I just love to clean up other people
okay so this is a very big problem if
the guy who was talking to decides to come over
and then we get rid of him too
if they see if he sees it I'm gonna be so sad
I'm actually gonna be so fucking sad.
Is it the same guy?
down back let me do my job don't worry mr. I ain't going nowhere
oh come on
huh
stay here and you'll be safe okay but you be careful you never know what could
happen. Never know. Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Well, I just found this weapon land around over there, and I never passed a fence, so I am not talking to you.
Step back and let me deal with this. Thanks.
For sure.
Okay. Everything's good.
Yes. Everything.
our final target
You saw the gun in the bushes but not the bodies?
X, I moved the body before he got in.
Broom, boom, bam, broom, broom, bam, bam.
Shoo-b-do-boop-ee-fah-bo-do-boop.
Shoo-ba-doop-ee-da-bo-do-boop!
Hey.
I don't know what that was.
You mind taking a look?
Roger that.
Do not.
There's a box there.
Damn, he made her go to it!
hahahha
eeehh that's cold man that is cold
I have no idea what that was
okay
what?
how do you think blunt to throw
someone go see what the funk that was
of course
So many people to be troked at.
You gonna knock them off by throwing a bomb?
Wait, really?
Oh, this guy's coming.
That actually might not be bad.
Hey, it's my boat.
How did my boat get to this shitty little lake, this bog?
Yeah, I didn't say anything, got nothing.
Um.
Whatever.
Well, what if it was a bomb though?
Thanks.
I blew a smally stuff around here, come on.
Hey, hey, hey.
one more target I mean victim I mean target
What was that sound?
Just kidding, it was me the whole fucking time. I knew what that sound was.
What were those dulcet tones emerging from the bushes?
I've got five people in conch, sir.
Holy moly.
Oh my.
Well, certainly.
There's about to be a lot more.
There's about to be a lot more.
I don't know why I did that.
I don't know why I did that.
Without a firearm, I don't know how to do this any other way, I'm gonna be honest.
Hey
Was that walking over there, huh, right
It was me
Doesn't that guy eat?
The one that I'm tracking?
No.
He stands in front of the bar and then walks away.
Would you like me to buy us one of those thumb things from Spy Kids?
I've never seen Spy Kids.
Hard to say.
Are they like coneheads?
No salt, my dalt.
You know, we even have to lure this, like, the last guy out.
Literally just kill him and run to the boat.
It's one of those days for you to want to wake up!
What's that? Is that our purpose?
Something, something, something! Everything sucks!
Okay, now come on, who's doing that?
Not me, Trollface.
Huh?
What's breaking stuff?
limp biscuit sex
adult that still listens to limp biscuit
in big 2026 yeah
I just made a person out to the pile you go buddy
to the pile you go
Gatekeeping music is gayer than kissing men.
How was the gatekeeping? I just made up a person who listens to
Limp Bizkit in 2026 and also they listen to Kid Rock.
You know what I mean? They also like corn.
Are you feeling personally attacked right now? Am I describing you?
Why is that offensive to you? That I'm imagining people.
That I'm using my imagination.
You know, Kaisenath was encouraging reading.
Right?
Everyone knows that reading allows for the expansion of one's mind, right?
The expansion of one's imagination.
Beats me! I've got nothing!
all right
like the sound of that hello I guess I'm strangely excited about this they turn
back on won't hear that
Hmm
Turn the song back on I am so sick of that
Nice outfit it's like neo MC here
Well, there's like 10 people.
the
I don't see anything.
I heard that.
Then you should go look.
I'm really at my bloody limit.
What is that?
What is it this time?
What?
I heard that!
That's
Is there lore about why he's so oily diabetes
Welcome to the pile
Only two more fellas to go.
I'm like the Pied Piper. I'm like the Pied Piper. These are like my snakes.
Well.
W reference.
Yeah and the Kai book clever reading the fight viper this week.
Popport style of course.
Pomp, pomp, pomp. Two minutes.
Hey, someone there.
This right here, what we're having to do is the result of not having a medic dark gun, by the way.
We could have easily poop darted that guy and then fucking drowned his ass like 20 minutes ago.
oh my god we can't because the gates are going! never mind!
i think no firearms is like a no go from now on i was like...
this sucks
what is this guy doing? hey
huh?
We're in half the party go.
Oh, they're hanging out over there.
Bush orgy, what?
Say what?
Give me a break.
The thing about not being able to use a firearm is like I can't shoot any of those accidental
like chandeliers.
I can't shoot cameras.
I can't shoot propane tanks to cause an accident.
I can't shoot a dart gun at someone to make them move out of it.
There was literally like 12 people here, by the way.
I don't think I'm going to take no fire.
I'm silence. Ask me more.
Show yourself. Hello.
You can throw things at chandeliers. I'm pretty sure. Really.
What the?
Delta 6 moving in a possible enemy target. Over.
I
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
You have to get back to the safe house, I'll contact you later.
Got a scat dattle.
Fuck you, daughters.
explosion slash taser or throwing a car battery can trigger gas cans for
accidental kills. I can target propane tanks with car batteries is what you're saying.
Thank you, that's right, quick.
Only took 40 minutes.
It only works if the propane tank has been thrown so it's leaking gas.
So you throw the propane tank at the leaks gas and then you throw the car battery at the leaking gas and some close-up.
You know where target smokes throw propane tank down where they stand the smoke will ignite the propane tank for free exit.
Anything that makes sparks.
You throw the gas can and the gas is coming out, you throw car battery at it, yeah.
Okay.
Okay. Oh, there was a safe on the left so we could get it.
I don't have a baseball bat.
Well, it looks like we're doing a time trial, boys.
Bam, bam.
I'm hoping for some Dubai action tonight.
Don't you worry buddy.
Remote Emetic Gas Device.
Me?
Welcome to Miami.
I hope it's the boat one.
Hmm, let's make some cash. Let's make some cash.
This thing is so heavy, dude. This thing also takes forever to get out of the fucking briefcase.
down on it.
Boy, Nate!
Rich!
Wait.
It's kind of cool going around picking up all your stuff, but who keeps putting this
ship back one bad things for so who in here refilling this garage come on
Don't think for seven.
Me me me me me me me.
The Hitmaid.
He he he.
Look how...
Look how big this fucking gun is, man.
Holy shit.
Holy guacamole!
Where's my nail?
And we use a remote ametic in a suitcase for a fart you can detonate in your hands with
no suspicion.
Wait, what?
No way.
No way.
Reels?
Reels?
Sometime they'll pick up the briefcase hoop they're guards.
Oh, I know that.
I know you could drone strike them with the park there
machine have these little oh
welcome to Miami it's about been informed that the syndicate is currently in
operation here this is gonna get violent by the way they're on high alert so you
Let's be careful. Be careful for yourself. And most of all, good luck.
Oh yeah. Fuck.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
What?
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I'm gonna move mommy wait the last is in the park
I
Well Mike Mike there's all there's only so many police officers
Oh
Wait, no. I want to go back to my original costume for swag.
Swag purposes.
the ancestral sniper rifle. I'll black it out. Oh, here's my ex. me. I'll just quickly
Fluss this bad boy out.
And... goodnight!
Hey man, man, man, man, man, man!
Bucky Gavry should settle.
If you drag a body off the ramp, you'll fall through the map, by the way.
Okay, that's good to know.
That is good to know
Looks like we got a yield Miami wait up
What's the map we haven't done, please
The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done
Well, at least we got the remote-o-medic gas device.
That's Poggers.
I don't need this.
Robar!
I need that, though.
We do not have a good silenced gun.
We have a very inaccurate weak silenced gun.
We gotta go to Dubai.
Gotta take a quick little trip arena.
We have the scrap SMG, but do we really want... nah, we shouldn't bring that.
You should stop.
I'm gonna get some more coffee.
I will leave the game audio on good.
You
We must learn, my love,
the coldness and fear,
the sadness and fear,
the world, the world,
is so beautiful,
the pain,
the coldness,
the pain,
De la tafosquille, sans âme, lique et chaleur,
L'un de chacuneur, d'un nom de foi,
Miss qu'est-ce qu'elle crée,
Gemma la vie,
L'histoire fouillie,
The most precious thing that's been given to me
For me it's worth it, and it's worth it
For me it's worth it, and it's worth it
I
And I know that my soul will live on.
I know that my soul will live on.
hello hello hello oh we missed a frog
No, not that frog. That frog is a pervert.
Wait, I forgot to get the safe on the last level.
That saves in a fucked up position actually.
Have a good trip, 40-someone.
So determined. So serious. Sprizzel and Vaughn line to DOSBOX Gaming and give in to Atlas
and Chad Darfus in reserve. Chad Ward. P.S. Tripple.
Welcome to Mumbai. We did it. We have managed to locate the leader
However, their identity is unknown. So to assist you
I have some intel that might help you on your mission
However, that's her
Say you need to be careful as to why they are here permission either screw you up right now this they are here for an exchange
We also had the following description on their looks. We know that they have brown hair
They are wearing glasses. They are wearing a hat and has a tattoo.
We also know that the target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind and they smoke.
I hope this will help. Good luck, 47.
Mucho checks right now.
Oh, goodness. He goes to the farm.
Where the fuck are you going?
all right there so man so
not her cringe
giga cringe
enjoy food I'm so quirky and there are people who don't like eating food
not me but I know they're real
do-do-do
Here's a hat. That could be our guy.
What you doing with that, Cell? You eatin'?
What the fuck was that?
I'm in you think that was a it looked like a smoke
Amra detected.
is it safe here? W?
I wish I could holster the car battery. I know it's not really safe, but...
What?
Oh!
Got a beard.
This dude bald, you know?
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh fuck.
Hi!
Baldi!
Dude shut the hell up, man
He's bald for sure
I don't want to make a mistake. I have no idea.
A new form has been added. I asked God if I could help you.
No.
No one should.
Um, guys?
Potentially?
I
Didn't see no tattoo, bro
I haven't met the new form it is he better than the last one but I'm here
He's still in the office. I know Miss Char is supposed to meet with him on the bridge
Goodbye!
It might be for the best that the person's over here.
Ewie! We're in the sewer now!
Ewww!
I got poop on my poop.
Blonde.
I'd suggest you put that away I'd suggest you shut the hell up
Yeah, I forgot it
Wait, what do we do?
That's a lookout right there. Please don't come over here.
Not you!
Do not come over here bitch.
I
Whoops
Oh shit.
So fucking dark.
Pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim pim.
I got a brick.
Whose head is it for?
I think it's him.
Oh shit.
What's the plan?
I need details. Who am I chasing? I don't know, I didn't see him.
Wait, hey! Can you hear me?
Ow!
Hey!
of
all
of
all
of
all
Oh
I'm going to make you pay for this.
one
of
the
fifth
of
the
fifth
of
the
fifth
of
the
fifth
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I see him right there!
What do you want from Scotland?
I'm not...
BORN!
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you're not in luck.
I wonder why they were going for that, I suppose.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Explain why you did that?
Probably if there's something I've learned in 10 years of streaming.
It's the the that's a waste of breath.
Noobster laced for seven.
As you failed your campaign, 47, the syndicate's got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment spam spam spam money
Gamble
As long as Diana's not saying that the target is skipping you're good
We lost our cool Giga silenced gun.
Man.
Oh man, we got to go Dubai by the way.
Get back to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
Tell me that's the one I picked.
and kill. Quick little trip arena to Dubai arena. We're gonna put our suit back on.
BOOM!
Finally, we get to do suit only with the Scatman Fiddle.
You're brave.
Conjure's lethal poison vile.
Okay, I'm not a too loose-streaking hero though, my magic.
Are you doing the arena mode? Where are you just picking army and a hero?
Lampage wait shakes for so
Single hero weekly battle
Exo this minute
Okay
Mido burrito
We got our bomb, I don't think we need a bomb.
We got our bananae.
Lock in big torta.
Ooh, I'm so fucking locked in.
Ooh, ah, ooh.
Oh.
Oh, I'm so locked.
Really gonna get Star Fox?
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know if you'd like Star Fox.
Oh!
I mean, have you seen the way that Slippy looks in the remake?
Looks like a fucking animatronic.
Welcome to the sector. Dubai. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here
But you know what to do, but they are on high alert. So tread carefully or they will slip away
Bant is a point. What is it? Good luck. I don't want to get searched
search. I want to be a human being. Uh...
Okay, we need to remember the pair above us.
The lady on the left can randomly look to her left and see us in the past, so we gotta be careful.
Uh-oh.
You fucking bitch.
I'm out of this piece.
Shit yourself.
That's crazy.
I think we come here without illegal stuff, it's a guaranteed way to get up.
Any time we go to Dubai we come with nothing.
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Ummm...
I gotta go to Dubai.
Wait, wait a little...
Dubai.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, I don't...
We got this.
What maps we got?
Make targets slip.
Can do, osc, can do.
They were about to make giga-dosh.
And I don't want to say something once I'm giga-detritus, that sticks for something in
fooby and kaiser rocket, they just do things for something.
But baseball.
Ba-bomb.
That fucking bitch on the stairwell.
Literally the first time I tried to do S.A.S.O on that map, I snuck behind the mouth and
they didn't even look at me.
Back into my hands and it's up.
I don't know how I did it.
Wait.
Maybe I knocked him out.
That's where I should have done it.
I should have just knocked him out.
Man.
Oh.
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
That's what I would have did.
Why can't the mushroom be in the same place every time? Why do I have to look for it?
Yeah, that's what I would have did. That's the technique.
That's the technique. That's what I would have did.
Um, where is it? Smile.
Hello?
That's what I would have did. Yup. That's the technique.
Dude.
Hey y'all see the mushroom? I see a squirrel.
Hey y'all see the mushroom?
You see it.
Train your ship.
Oh.
Wow.
Wowza.
Sometimes it spawns in the basement, I've never seen that, but I will believe you.
he said tree near shed motherfucker there are 80 trees
true
i'll be in touch round i have to go back to the yodo fit if i'm being honest
welcome to the sector dubai intel tells us that there are syndicate members in
in the area. I trust that you can find them and eliminate them. But this is not going
to be easy. Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
You know what to do, 47.
Boko-nut.
Okay, how do we... let's watch her for a second.
Is walking make a difference?
Oh.
On expert, yes.
OK, we solved the puzzle, boys.
By now, by now.
By the day, where the fuck are you, dudes?
Lore 3.
It's a scat man and his propane.
I'm not saying it's a world, right?
It's just too good if I can have it.
No more.
No more.
No more.
No more.
Which?
Yes.
I'm not saying it's a world, right?
No more.
No more.
No more.
Wait, where the fuck am I?
Hmm?
I know where I am, smile.
Okay, pick this up.
Come on, let's go.
Are you here?
Are you here?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 20, 22, 23, 24.
Oh, hey!
What the hell was that?
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Man, I've got someone on the ground.
Hold on.
You like that?
Sleep tight.
Scat on.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Thank you.
Adios!
of
Nice aim.
Dude, shut up.
You're not better than me.
I'm a grace gamer alive.
realsies said no one ever said everyone said everyone
everyone literally says that everyone literally says that
Finally. It's time. Wait, I just thought of something very...
Hmm, weird?
Well, let's go take care of something else real quick.
Focus on your breathing. I'll get some more
Excuse me
We're well, let's go take care of something else over
There.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Yoyk?
I'm in.
Hello? Hey!
Um, here that you're right there, but no problem.
Hey! Stop that! You get yourself killed!
Sorry, I'm so fucking sorry.
But who might you be?
No one?
I don't know!
Hey!
Jump you fool!
Dude it was probably nothing guys.
I'm running out of time for a minute.
Oh my.
Now, get yourself.
Shit yourself.
Oh, I can't hold this down for long.
She went this way.
That's good to know.
You won't remember this?
I'll try.
come along come along come along she's got a shit herself she's got poop
super donut i think it was over she's got poop
Come on. Come on.
Excuse me?
Keep it in. You can make it.
Gotta go make some of that Dubai chocolate.
Okay. Okay. Huh? Not a bad joke. Someone reminded me of Dubai chocolate in chat by saying Dubai
chocolate. It was me! Dude. Stop trying to stolen valor.
I mean, personally, I would be walking faster by the ship, I thought would be awesome.
They'll go in there.
Okay.
Oh.
I'm not going to hide from the door and make sure it's not a big deal, but it will surely
be a blow to the city.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Wait, what?
I'm in combat.
Woo!
Gotta go!
Get out of my way!
Yeah!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Boop a-weep boop!
Boop a-weep!
Boop a-weep
Did I imagine someone someone's drowning in your own vomit and they're built like
that guy and he doesn't try to help that would piss me off dude good work back
there serious blow but there is so much work to get done
recuperate and prepare for your next I don't want to do a showdown on Berlin
Well, it might be time to pull out the ancestral blade. Yep, there it is. Masamune.
Wait, that's not Masamune. It's a fake replica, but it doesn't matter.
It's not a mall katana, it's ornamental.
I'm trying to be like needles from fear and hunger too boys. What was the name? It was needles, right?
Remember that boss from fear number two were like you insult him and then he like chokes on his own gas
This was funny.
Hello.
I did not pick my level.
Ba ba ba ba brand.
Ba ba ba ba brand.
Someone god something I miss it.
Hang on.
Stewie, thanks for 7.
Thank you.
Found it.
I'm good, how about you?
HBU.
Do the high-pitched part?
PURP!
That one?
Everybody wondering, what are you gonna do with
three lethal vials of...
of injected poison and I say shut up actually need a lockpick
massive in jared thanks for so thank you six for seven yes rob jones six for
seven I got annoying neighbors in the decent house system can you do that
again
Uh, Bob Rooieee!
Like that, mister?
Dude, we gotta drop something.
How about this?
Do I think I can crush a watermelon with my thighs? No.
No combat, electrocution kill, poison target, medic.
I can only promise one of these things.
We gotta get a guard outfit stat.
So we're gonna walk around with a cool pantsana on our back like Sephiroth dude.
Holy shit!
Oh fuck dude!
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!
I
Where you going?
Well, you're gonna mess with me.
Oh shit yourself now.
I don't think I can get this guy.
Dude, why are these doors locked?
You went up the other side.
Fuckin' hell, fuckin' tourists!
Are you?
Who are you?
What's this gun?
You wanna know him?
Don't hit me!
No, no, no!
I want to be you!
I want to be you!
oh you gave up? nice man
That's cool.
I can just shoot this guy.
Yeah, we can get him in a mather.
Greetings, sir.
Greetings.
Do you mind?
I need to be left alone, okay?
Here he comes, to shit himself.
Excuse me?
Huh?
Oh, yes.
Huh, strength.
Jeez.
Adapt.
Oh
Well, that escalated, unfortunately. I have my fucking briefcase in my hand, man!
Absorbs that person into here.
I'm not sure what that is.
It's giving me a little pop out of pop.
Very clear.
We're seeing the next sector.
What was that?
Oh.
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
This guy's already back here, man.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
What are you doing biker bitch?
Oh
No
They found the body
How can they hear anything in this place?
Don't you worry, everything's gonna be okay.
Hey, security guy, hold up just a minute.
Hey, don't ignore me.
Well done 47, this will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Hello!
Got a level zero and level two.
One more.
You better listen to me!
of the
one of the party of
the first day
of the
Yeah.
What was that?
That's so weird.
That's so weird
And now my friend
Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
What a great game.
Well, let's uh...
Money!
I can't lose the cdotto.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Where's this cop at?
Level zero!
Minus one.
How do I get down?
Why is it so wet up here?
Oh, it's a roof.
That's kinda like where water gets caught, normally.
That'll do it!
Baaaaaaaaaannnnn...
How you doin'?
I must be happy you left so cute
you look like you might need something can I help you talk
absolutely
So yeah, hesitate to come back if you need more, yeah?
Oh and one more thing.
Have a good day.
of
Help me!
If you heard that, I think the ball just went off!
Die, ya!
Help me!
I'm in the love of God! Please! I need help!
You better run, you better run!
What a shame that that guy saw me from behind him dude.
Impressive action you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Um, okay, boom.
Where we at?
Miami?
Do you not need the scrambler?
Uh, audio distraction?
Mayhaps, mayhaps?
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Make target slip.
Burning kill, accident.
Not, not doing that.
Not doing that.
done forty-seven we now know the current whereabouts of the syndicate beader
hmm I need to space I've provided you with new intel
perfect shooter pep w why is that pep w well let's game
I never hit or miss, huh?
Your boyfriend doesn't kiss ya!
Shut up. Oh.
Gamble.
No!
No!
Great, we have a bomb now.
I have a good trip for 27.
You think headman's the hand-comer?
I think it rubs on his head.
Oh no.
We have very little intel on their identity, but they are on high alert.
So, tread carefully, though they will slip away.
On the other hand, we do know this.
They are here for a business meeting.
We also have the following description on their looks.
We know that they have grey hair, they are wearing news, they are wearing glasses, and wearing a necklace.
Furthermore, your target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind, and they smoke.
I'm sorry you don't have room.
You know what to do.
Goddamn!
He's taking no prisoners! He's shooting normal people!
Uh oh.
No, you don't say no to that!
He needs to hurry. The target is trying to escape.
Oh
I'll kill you!
The leader is eliminated. Well done, 47.
You should get back to the safe place.
I'll contact you later.
No!
Hello, Gavin.
Dude, looking up is too much.
I'd rather refuse if she's run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I don't think we can- I don't think we can show down on...
Miami just because it might be that map.
And if it's that map, dude, holy fuck, I don't know what to do.
The normal maps already feel so fucking crowded
with all the actual lookouts and shit wandering around, dude.
Like, I don't know how I would kill like that.
As you failed your campaign, 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Bonus money though!
Down 1.2 million believing today?
There you go fucking old dude.
We gotta go do bye guys.
Oil cans!
Ooooooooo!
Silent assassin suit home.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm... hmm... hmm...
Oil canister...
Oh, those are like the little... uh, Jerry hands we get, right?
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mow...
Mow...
Gun
Scuba duba duba duba duba duba duba Duba duba duba duba
Oh wait
Wait, we're not bringing anything
Illegal.
To Dubai.
So we can go to the fuckin' checkpoint.
Wait, but we can sneak past that lady.
Surely it'll work, right?
Surely...
Surely it will work out and we'll not instantly lose, right?
Don't please. We gotta know, bro.
We have to know!
They're the banana knights.
I've seen a reason why it wouldn't work in parenthesis doubter message
Hmm welcome to the sector Dubai
Nice syndicate is active in the area. That's a good. However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful
Go see 47. Sheba. Never never never bad up up
But but up up
I'm gonna make you shit yourself. Are you ready?
Do you guys think anyone's gonna save me?
I
Didn't just shut that guy
I said, welcome to construction, get by.
It's worthy of the great Al-Ghazali handsome.
Uh-oh.
So, I would like to thank you.
Thank you.
And, I could get you some cake like this.
What the hell?
Hey, please don't come down here. Smile.
Hey, where the fuck are you going, bitch?
Oh.
Nice.
Oh.
Shibadabada-fup-bada-pup.
Bop-bada-pup.
Good day to you, sir.
Good day.
I can't go back in.
Oh, fuck.
That's fine.
Alright, if you can help me.
Upstairs, that is the...
Good afternoon.
This is quite the ceremony.
I was thinking...
Dude, what a nerd.
That guy sounded like a nerd.
I
Whoa
Why? Why? It was an accident. Why? Why did that happen? Why did that happen? He slipped.
That's the only reason he's on the ground.
Knocked out not sleeping.
Hey!
Are you alright?
Dude, what?
You're alive.
Good.
You hang in there, new friend.
You need more men.
You need more men.
dude what is the bananas looks different
K.O. targets even accidents ruin silenced ass on Discovery.
That is fucked up, I did not know that.
The list of things I can't do continues to grow.
Dude, he's lit that water!
What do you mean?
Me when someone slips on water when what is clearly an accident?
There's probably a guy here trying to kill everyone.
Holy fuck, it's happening.
Hey, catch.
There's probably a mass murderer here, right?
If you'd shot the water after he slipped, you would've kept that safe.
Actually drawing board 47
Why is there a why is there an electrified car battery in the security booth on top of the puddle of water where this guy
Slipped probably not a guy here to kill everyone though. That seems kind of normal actually. It seems like a normal
Normal thing that could happen here in Dubai
That was a bold attempt 47
Random explosion?
Slip on water?
Hold on.
I think the scatman's here.
I think the scatman is here.
And I'm pretty confident he's here to kill everyone, dude.
We might be able to do no firearms on this map though.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
How did people slip unconscious and fall and slip unconscious?
Dude.
All I'm saying is that if I threw a car battery onto that puddle of water and electrocuted him,
they would have thought it was an accident but him slipping and falling and
being conscious not an accident someone is there to kill you you failed
telling his ass you understand what I'm saying if I isolated the guy in the
corner of a room and blew up a propane tank and he literally exploded it would
have been ruled an accident but him slipping on the puddle of water dude
hell no you really trust that chatter that chatter is correct it's not like
He's telling me information I didn't already know it was just buried in my subconscious. Yeah, you can accidentally kill people like that
Yes
It's because the wet floor sign was missing
No, nope we need one more siren
when upper hello force beam hello no I don't want that
no wait we have the sound clip no I don't want that it's fucking dark
No. I don't want that.
No!
Mushroom detective.
As the scab man sits here and boils his deadly poison, he remembers...
The legendary Silver Baller and the 30k that he squandered.
Blackjack, Julien, Kymer are they for 7?
I will be doing the first one.
Alright we got two lethal syringes with our name on it dude.
Is anyone else pronouncing syringe?
Two.
Can't use a gun.
We have an explosive.
That's illegal.
Goodbye.
We're getting 100% Cheebo's on this game.
Uh, no.
Uh, Ben.
He can't.
Dude, the bait won't work.
I'm not going to waste my time getting all the chew- I don't care too.
to. It's not what I derive from this game is seeing like a piano roll on someone, you know what I mean?
I enjoy getting busted in the first five seconds of the level and lose it. That's what I want.
Do you understand?
I got a fucking pee. I got a pee. I got a pee. Y'all chill with that? Is there a guard
here to receive the ox? Understood. I've got an all 60 combat skills from hitting the
Like a gem crab?
Are you proud?
Look, if you didn't do it on the beach, where you can get crashed, dude, it's literally
stolen valor.
I just want you to know that.
I gotta pee.
Now then, let's decide!
I'm in life
With me, the way
Before joy, boy, yeah
To come out, to unite
To let's go, look in my eyes
So the groove will bend me
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as right
Just start a dance tonight
Chonbi no shakada mo no party
Don't stop me from now on
Kimi no ejyo aide na
I
Oh fuck.
Come out of her suit!
Watch out! She's gonna try to grab you!
You see a bridge?
I want the answer to this one. I can't figure it out. What am I doing wrong?
Yeah! There's the bridge! Come on!
It's the bridge.
Oh, break the spell!
Oh, my God!
You're not only...
He's right there!
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
I don't know where I'm gonna shot from!
FUCK!
BIN!
The dude!
My savior bro!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Need cheeks for real.
Hey listen, okay, there are two people in the world.
People who understand that progression in the zenith hardcore master mode seed doesn't
necessarily rely solely upon killing bosses but instead acquiring all of the materials and things
that you need in order to survive for a prolonged period of time in a one-life Ferrari world and
you a person you should get a vasectic and he's mispronouncing it as ooo because he's a fucking idiot
it's me bruv your neighbor from next door hello sorry for disturbing you mate
bruv it's about me dog in it boy bruv mate you see me dog
He's a lovely fella he is, bruv.
Art of gold, mate, innit?
He's a yellow one, innit, bruv?
Golden retriever, mate.
I can't find him anywhere, bruv.
I think someone's nicked him, mate.
Who's still someone's dog, bruv?
Just to pretend they have a dog of their own.
Hello?
You in there, bruv?
Oh, bollocks.
I don't know where he's buggered off to, mate.
His name's Fish and Ships, bruv.
Let me know if you see anything, yeah?
Cheese, bruh.
All right, mate.
Yeah, lightest, lightest cake is...
Handsome man in the wall.
Hello?
Fuck!
Be mean.
At middle school.
They don't know that I'm level 99 slayer in RuneScape.
Come on.
That's not good!
I guess they all died.
I was gonna say Legendary Alchemy and helmet and chest and pants, the other guys look
like the Legendary Armour.
Yo that's a good fucking band.
What the fuck?
Hey!
That chest was good too.
I think we made the right choice, Lever.
Hello?
I will shit.
It's just so stupid, yeah.
I think we made the right choice, Lever.
I will shit on your fucking eyeballs if you do not remove this knife from me.
Listen here, funny man. You're not funny.
What are you talking about?
Cut the bullshit.
What bullshit?
This bullshit!
What?
Whoa!
You just suck at punch me?
Like that.
Cut it out!
Or what?
Or I'll sack that guy over there, who's my friend, and the moderator, will f***ing kick you.
Or what? I didn't do nothing.
For this! Knock it off!
Why? It's not bothering you.
It is! It's bothering me a lot!
Oh, so?
Because it's irritating my eyes.
Yeah I mean I'm sticking a knife on your eyes I guess it would, yeah.
What is it?
I don't even think I would have to load the other ones first.
area track them down and do what you do best however it's this guy alert so you
need to be careful good luck 47 I don't like this guy
I don't like that guy, he'd be moving around and shit, oh no, wait I think that's a bar
Car worker we're good.
You jump up further for a free kill on a guard?
I can't kill a guard.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
What's the plan?
I think if I throw something, he'll just look at me.
No?
I
Should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later. Oh, yeah
Well, gotta go.
Frick.
Hiya!
Hiya!
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Actually drawing board 47.
Mucho unfortunate.
I think like when that guy's up there like peeking into the little security booth
I feel like there's an extra guard in the hallway
As you've failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment
I'm ready
Wait, we don't have to go to Dubai
Hmm
Dartmouth time to hide and seek collateral kill explosion easy-peasy
For me a meal meal meal meal meal meal
No witnesses yeah
Yeah, I'm sure we could do that
Give me the dark'n, give me the dark'n, give me the dark'n, give me the dark'n, give me the dark'n, dark'n, dark'n, dark'n.
Hehehehehe.
Nooooo.
Gotta make a poop syringe.
Hyper-Beauty, thanks for subbing.
And Meat-Tentacles, thanks for subbing, nice to meet you.
Yeah, it's good that I know the slipping accidents don't count for SAV.
Now.
I was actually operating on the assumption that it works, this old man.
See a lack of NAM exposure therapy.
That damn NAM spam.
That damn NAM spam.
Poops are inch coming out. What's with that damn name spam?
Good jersey makes for the person last week sure was good.
I mean it's okay. It's okay.
I've kind of eaten myself out of JMS if I'm being honest.
I just farted, thanks for some.
Just fitty, chat.
Got yo ass.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
Good luck, 47.
Got our bomb?
Yippee!
Why does it make you stand up when you look at these?
Ahhhb忙,忙, SPDF
I think that's the courier. He be seeing me and shit. Okay. Okay there. I want to
kill all these guys. Hey, come over here.
Okay, gotcha.
Yeah, we're... do they see from so far away all this man?
I want to be you.
Okay.
It was me.
Splash.
Okay, a bit on call 4, but fuck you.
So did I.
Alarming.
Hey! I was trying to break my balls here!
Come here, money bitch!
You can lean against a corner or a doorway and grab people as they walk past and they don't spot you that way.
Wait, really?
No freaking way!
I knew that once, probably.
Not wrong, not wrong, not wrong.
Fuck.
Well, here I go, knocking people out again.
Holy fuck, that changes everything, actually.
No way.
No freaking way.
I got the key for this? What the heck?
I will not- aww
What if I just knocked you guys out?
Dude, I can do this now
uh got some strange noises here oh okay big shot
what i'm saying
Wow
That's so weird
Hello someone there. Hello
So weird champ
Can you just go and check it out
Oh
Is that key
It's a coin oh, I bet you want this coin big shot
I bet you want the coin. Come get the coin, mister. Come and get the coin. Hey, I know
you saw that. Hey. Hey. You can't get there, guys. I guess I'm just a fucking loser. Okay.
Come back please, I will investigate.
Ah, great.
Bosh!
Bosh, that's a sixpence.
Peter Gravey!
I
Is anyone there to yourself come on man?
Syndicate member eliminated well done 47
Yoink
All right, where we at we got one way down below they're both in skippity-bity
You know, so far we've actually done the silent assassin.
I wish I could see the icon.
Oh, we should have blown that lady up, that guy.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Oh, thank you.
What?
Oh, cool.
So cool.
Uh, I don't need a rat poison, man.
Uh, I don't need rat poison, man.
I wonder why did that happen.
I guess I'll fucking wrap boys.
I
Yeah, but where's the rap was?
Yes!
Wait, who's saw him?
Where's the last person that saw him?
Maybe it was the... uh, but yeah.
the
Hey, you're leaving college. Come in, come back. We got multiple homicides in our hands.
Oh, no.
Where's the fucking medicine, man?
I want to be a huge...
Oh
Hurry it up, buddy
Hmm.
Is that Dorgon the whole fucking time?
Sure.
Factor heavens, you are alive!
Hashtag party, I'll get some help.
Come on, help me out here!
Sure.
Hahaha!
Sank him, roughly.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the sense that I would have been necessary.
Hahaha!
I'm out.
Where's the video cameras?
Hello there.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Hello there.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh, shit.
Where?
I'm gonna take you.
Sit down, you got it.
You've spread fear in the syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself.
God of War, you ass!
Isn't there a video camera in the biker base?
get back to his loss
Oh my baseball nooo!
It's too freaking late.
You're serious. I work here.
All right, man. I'll see you in a minute.
Where's the fucking camera, man?
I'm already wearing this disguise.
Gee, I sure hope when I destroy the camera evidence that, uh, that's all I have to do.
We've been on camera quite a bit.
Dude, I actually don't know who the witnesses are.
Doesn't believe me.
Kill everyone.
No.
I don't want it.
I don't want to.
I don't want it. Where's this exit?
Hmm, before we go...
The bloater rates your balls.
Fire blue, extra seven.
Hello, sweetie babe.
Remember Sniper Leap Ball obliteration? That show was hard to get to trigger.
Good work back there. The Syndicate took a serious blow. But there is still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Meow, meow, meow.
Lay crowbuck?
Let's make a lethal syringe.
Wait.
We got a fish.
That's shooting online players' ball in that game?
Yeah, I only ever played online.
I only- I only ballshot like one time.
My favorite kill in Sniper Elite was definitely when I was on that beach map and there was
a guy in a building like 300 fucking yards from me and he shoots me and downs me and
that I no scope hit him in the face with my pistol through a window.
Before I predict how many times we won Salon Assassin, you know, like, a lot?
I've been at once today.
That's cool.
I put all 480 of my points into believe.
I believe in you, Chad.
Do you fish in real life?
No, I don't fish in real life.
I got a fishing line. Don't want that.
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Give me a fit!
Okay.
My stack!
Let's hold this in case we get- oh.
Please sir.
It's a full moon, you know what that means.
How many times do you think you reported that in the booth?
I'm supposed to go to a rave when I'm apathy maxing.
I hope you get it.
Dude, get out of your chair, go brush your teeth, and go to the haunted virus rave, dude.
Get a haunted virus and die in a week, okay buddy?
Be the you that could always be.
The antivirus.
I'm not wishing death on him.
I don't want him to die, but he seems set on going.
Just don't let anyone... don't eat any... don't eat any soup.
Soups healthy though? Yeah, but what if a rat poop in it? Think about that. What you think
about that no not yummy if I set up an explosion do I lose
sound of a sass, someone hears it.
If I use the...
Explosive to open the safe.
Only to get caught throwing.
Okay.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Bum-bam-bam.
Well, time to scat that'll...
Right, even the auger takes her things once up.
Guys, remember when Chucky Chee said...
Augers!
Augers!
I was so sick!
Aw man.
I've never done this one.
So fucking dark.
Target spotted.
Bad choices in spot.
I can't fucking see.
and
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
This guy's always here.
Oh, there's trash in here.
Me.
back back back back back back back
dude there's
you literally cannot see me
you literally cannot see me
attend to the safe house
collect your stuff
and clean touch
are you serious?
over there
get eyes on him
dude uh you know that's bullshit dude
My entire body was concealed by that truck, man.
Maybe he saw the feet?
Yeah, dude.
He was looking.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Actually drawing board 47.
Maybe he can just see through cars.
Maybe that's why he saw it.
Are conflicts foreseeable?
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing
off the grid.
Shut up.
But, you know that nothing is predictable in this line of work?
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for the next assignment.
I'm freaking ready dude.
What we got?
Wait.
Hmm.
No.
Oh, we can do that, Mr.
Okay, we cannot do Miami for the showdown, but I would prefer not to do Morocco.
Do it. No, that boat. Dude. Holy shit. It literally has to be a bloodbath. Oh. Maybe.
new outfit dude I'm role playing I'm scab man John I'm him and he is
Excuse me.
We are Scabman.
We carry the fl-
I've never done that Dartmoor variation by the way.
It looks a lot like the party though.
Go for it.
We could tell? Dude, I literally did that map for Target, Siren, Assassin, No Fire on this stream.
Okay.
I don't want to hear we can tell.
Okay. Tell what, bitch?
That I got robbed? Yeah, I hope you can tell that.
You created a pile?
What are the tanks supposed to do, man?
Not killed non-targets, I didn't, I choked them out.
Aww, we're good.
We're good.
AHH!
When Schizophrenic should've given me straight Kirkaliciousness, but she loke, thinks there's
a bug under my foreskin and she loathing her curcuminly, rips that John smooth off.
area find them and eliminate but be careful they're on high alert we don't
want them to slip away don't disappoint 47 good luck let's get this guy first
You better come over here, thanks.
The whole truck moved when you stopped putting on.
of
the
Sleep.
the music Jesus
hmm
hey
wait a minute
Oh, fuck.
Oh, what?
Doesn't matter. We're still sound assassin right now, by the way, because this is our target.
What's he gonna do?
Uh, this one.
Oh, hey!
He saw the body.
It doesn't matter if the target sees the body.
I mean, it matters for this side of the area, but we're still silent and in the sand somewhere
I'm allowed to be back here, I'm not an employee.
I'm on it
Yeah, now we're not selling us as in
Hello, I think we might need an ambulance down here I just found someone on the ground
I just wanted the red poisons.
Yoink!
Good racing, so free.
I
Want to see some cool yeah, okay
I think that's sort of a fucking interesting one.
No.
I think you're hired by someone to kill you,
so you can help them get the planned explosive somewhere in the dead.
Wait, who's my witness?
Uh, oh man...
Command!
Something really bad is going to happen here.
Oh man!
That Sierra's not just a...
That field with no side objectives?
Give me that shield.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, boom!
I always forget you can get down here this way.
Troll face?
The safe right above us.
This guy, unconquers.
I'm gonna see when that happens. Yeah. Yeah, it's okay though. I kind of like it
Let's grab this safe arena
What
Possible intruder sweeping area over
No. No, I don't think so.
What's up?
Got a blast.
Where is this lady going?
Oh, it's good. It's real good. I mean, I get ratings a little bit down here to eat once or twice per week at one point when I work here, here.
Bottom. Bottom.
Seven witnesses.
I mean, we don't have to use the Surrender, actually, now that I think about it.
Hey, come out! I'll get you!
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
God bless.
Meet shot out.
Hello?
So I figured I'd try out a new beat, you know?
You know everything you hope to would be don't know. This is my first gig
I called it a gig and a film by the way
I understood from the reading earlier that we're just supposed to grab it if something happens to it no poking around the engine
Syndicate member
Hi
I don't see him
Uh-uh.
Mermi-meme-meme-meme-meme.
No dude, everything's fine, man.
Everything's fine, man.
I need the safe.
Hmm
Yes help them
I'm not a player.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
Where's this thing Matt top floor
Slips into the void.
Hmm.
Oh, I can't take the helicopter.
No!
Oh, I can't take the helicopter.
Nooo!
Oh, he ain't got me lockpick anymore, bro.
Oh my god, wait the lattice.
No!
I gotta find the only way up there is through the gate.
game wait maybe I can shoot it pop it with the SMG there we go
for only 14 witnesses dude easy peasy
Easy, why PZY?
We fixed for 7?
Excellent work back there, 47.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I'll be waiting.
Oh, wait, wait, we have a nice thing.
We're 2k, though.
That'll do, though. Sure, whatever.
Where's me freaking ice pick up?
Round it.
We want to end on Paris.
Unsilenced pistol kill, eh?
I don't know if, uh, I mean, I think the console guards have pistols, but everyone else seems
to have a rifle on this map, so we're actually gonna bring one.
Let's put these away.
Does it have a PvP mode?
No, if it did, it would suck.
It would probably suck.
There was... did it suck?
It'd be like a Ascrete?
I never played Ascrete multiplayer.
the shitty PvP modes are the most fun? I mean, honestly, it would be kind of a sniper
elite ass, but it could be alright. Ghost mode where you raced contracts against other
other players. Oh, I remember that. I'm in the dude.
Mass Sand, thanks for something. Papa, uh, a player that just says, who would win
Age of 47 or Goku? Probably, uh, Goku. He's, uh, he can blow up the universe,
so. So, we're two thanks for something.
Do you have any interest in doing a contract that I made?
Depends.
Welcome to Marrakesh.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
Now watch your step.
They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
Godspeed, 47th.
Red, thanks for 7th.
I've read the lockpick.
Okay, you finding out?
Now they give up?
Is there not an outfit in here?
Maaam.
Okay, what do we do about this guy?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I can't get a guess what
I gotta hurry up just guys gonna leave
Oh, no!
I'm you now.
Well, well, well.
I want to be here.
He's smoking.
That is not good for your health, mister.
Not one bit.
Check it out. Come on. Go. We'll do.
Does Spike Spiegel?
He didn't see that?!
What the fuck?!
Uh-oh.
No bueno, dear.
I bet it depends on the map.
I'm doing it in front of him!
This is looking down at an iPad.
Oh my god, he is!
Nice.
I'm like the scouts, close track.
The counter!
Give me!
Oh my god, move!
Oh, he's gonna go find the bodies.
No way he doesn't find those.
I forgot about the guns, dude.
What's up, bro?
I suspect so noisy.
Dammit! Nooo!
Dang it.
The voices.
There's only two people.
Yes.
Oh, I know where this guy is.
Hehehehe!
There's a saber in that store? I think I have a saber.
I got one of those.
Let's make a back alley gun peel, shall we?
I'll be back, dude.
I'm sorry to dump this turd on you, but I've been waiting six months for this transfer
and I'm not about to don my cape.
Just because a lander made an ugly move.
What the hell is that?
Hey you!
Stop this craggling!
Fuck.
What the heck?
Fuck.
Fuck me, I heard that.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Done.
You should get back to the cityhouse.
I'll contact you later.
That sounds really bad.
Get off!
Tell me boys!
Oh no, you're running!
Don't fucking turn it!
You there?
Did you get anything?
I let you south of me.
You got lucky today, but...
What?
I'm surprised that guard heard us.
Choker out.
Good work back there. The Syndicate took a serious blow. But there is still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
No. You're not my boss.
Time to go to Paris.
Good job 47. We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
I've provided you with new Intel
This
We need the banana I didn't get the safe
Was there a safe last level I think so
Don't fuck this up, I have a rent riding on this game.
Okay.
Neutralize the assassin, can you neutralize yourself?
You know, normally that's very hard to do in this game, but I did manage to do it last
stream.
I walked into an electrified puddle of water thinking it was not electrified.
and
so tread carefully or they will slip away to help you we have the following information
they are participating in a handover we also know that they have black hair they are wearing a necklace
they are wearing earrings and glasses as black hair necklace earrings glasses you know the target
suffers from dehydration but worst of all they are paranoid i'm sorry we don't have more be careful
447 the most of all good luck
Okay climb that bullshit
guys I don't think I don't think they heard that
Yeah, fuck it, I want one of those suits.
Dude, what is it?
What is it?
What's happening?
I'm here.
There simply is no way.
No, give us a firearm or I'll take your head off!
He's pissing me off!
We're gonna dump these guys. That's so fu-
He saw me throw a crack in the window, man!
Wee!
Tell me through that, bitch.
Gun.
Gun.
up brother? What? Is that weird? Am I being weird again, dude? I'm so sorry.
I know that.
Huh.
Guys.
There's not where that needed to go.
Swiping area over
What
Titanium
A dumb bitch-ass hammer dude.
Alright.
Let's get to work, shall we?
Was that cool?
Cool line.
Hmm.
I think this guy just drank something.
There's me fucking camera, there's...
Tattoo.
Damn, lookin' like some male models!
This first guy is brown hair.
Uh, do not... cannot tell if he's...
He doesn't have an earring.
Earrings, glasses earring, dehydrated necklaces,
The page of the world.
Truly, my shaman.
The page of the world.
Truly, my shaman.
Look out.
Casual lookout.
What the hell?
What the hell is that?
This whore is doing right now.
Command, this is the red leader.
I think we got trouble.
We find who's behind this.
There were a lot more people in here than there would be.
Alright.
I thought this was like a secluded little...
A secluded little staircase.
Alright, now where'd my target go?
Huh.
Uh.
Is that him?
Kind of meatier you're doing.
kind of meteor you're doing. Hand over.
I
Know where the news
I think I want one of these costumes, they're less suspicious.
I don't think that guy is who we're looking for.
I guess I'm fucking rat poison on them hello?
Why?
Ponta virus?
Oh, yeah, let's probably do something about the submachine gun in our bag.
I do not believe this is the fellow. However...
Why not?
So you're just gonna ignore my instruction, computer?
So you're just gonna ignore my instruction?
whatever. What if...
Okay.
Can you just go...
I think the assassin's going...
I got nothing here!
Okay
I know we're gonna wind them up
This isn't our guide.
Well, you might be fucked.
Oh, here we go.
I need my bodyguard, God, I'll see him.
Bro, what?
Yes, come inside, gentlemen. Please.
I think that's chocolate, I don't know.
I'm just going to kill these guys.
Uh, where the hell is that?
I didn't kill that guy.
I didn't kill that guy.
That's not the staircase.
How rank you showed up?
Hmm.
Hold up.
Don't mind me.
It's the staircase.
Man, I've arrived at the location and it looks clear.
Hey, need some help!
It's this guy best.
What you guys doing wandering through here? This is my murder hole.
Someone help me! I know you didn't just see me, bro.
What the fuck was that?
Man, you won't believe it.
Did someone over with you?
Great.
What the fuck?
No, no, relax. Just need to have someone.
I don't know, who's that?
I'm fucked.
What's happening?
Double pull?
This day man, this day.
That's a fucking lookout?
Is this here?
Are you to blame for this?
No.
Guys, it's not good right now.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It might be okay.
Oh, that's in the kitchen.
That's piled.
Hey, come in here, man.
Hey, come in here, man.
Dude.
I'm fair and fair now.
How about you show yourself?
How about you shut up?
I'm here now, nothing is really going on here over.
I need your help!
I want to be a human.
We got trouble.
Gotcha, sure.
I wanna be a sh-
Play cool, and we'll be singing a lullaby.
Ah!
Ah!
Die, snitch.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, man.
Ah!
Ah!
Okay, I guess we're just killing everyone down here, boys.
Ah!
Jesus Christ!
Alrighty!
I'm here now nothing is really going on here over
I'm gonna fall!
Cool, we done?
I'm surprised it has not broken into chaos yet, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna use...
Now it's gonna be chaos.
Brother.
Who the hell is shooting at, man?
Hmm...
I gotta get upstairs.
Look out, Ola's up.
Okay.
Okay.
There's the chaos.
Yeah, we got a lot of people running but she hasn't said anything yet, so what it must be that
Say the word I'm ready
Gotcha
Oh, it's the rest of the stupid people in the head!
But, oh my chaos!
Chaos! Chaos! Chaos!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Shouldn't say your target was escaping. I know but I wanted to kill him. I just wanted to shoot him with my gun
As you failed your campaign 47 the syndicate's got away
However, it's minus 1000 mercies for the wrong target. Wait really? Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment
I
I did not know that you must have had no money buddy
we gotta do buy again xd keep goofing off
Keep freaking goofing. Nice. Good start, good start.
Settative. Cringe. Disregard. Based.
Now the question is, do we bring our sniper rifle?
Is it worth the one thousand to haul it around?
I don't think so.
Bring an M29 machine gun.
Hmm.
No.
Although I'm pretty sure in Dubai you can wear the sniper rifle on your back if you have
a guard costume, right?
Shurikin? No? Nah, I'm pretty sure he can.
Nobody plays this game, dude. Literally me and the rest of the chat actually play
all the time and you're like the only guy who does it I didn't want you to find out
like this
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow I'm so sorry
what are the red numbers in the top right mean I don't know
You're gonna have a bite, man, but you're kinda bein' like a, you're kinda bein' like
a downer, you know what I mean, you're like, dude!
Why you playin' this shitty game and you could be playin' the new COD?
I kept sayin' that.
You're like, dude, why you playin' this and you could be playin' COD?
Let's queue up some ground war.
And everyone else's like, eeeh, it's this guy, man, he never brushes his teeth.
Eh...
Eee-wee!
You're inventing people in your head?
Dude, I'm going scat so!
Better floss and brush your tongue?
I do one of those?
Is that good enough?
Or am I gonna get...
Am I gonna get the gum disease?
Where's Eris?
You gotta scrape your tongue?
What if we're like trying to like...
Culture like bacteria, fuck!
Dibby dibby dib!
I brush twice, floss once, and eat the xylitol of gum.
No you don't.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
That guy's lying.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you gotta brush your teeth three times a day and you gotta scrape
Twice you got floss twice.
And if you don't do that you're literally a disgusting piece of shit this here are you aware of?
Uhm...
XD
Have a good trip, Bruce.
I watch Moon Moon. I don't know what those two things have to do with each other. Seems
more like a coincidence. Not invited to Jason the Wings birthday party, loser. Guards time
I'm like I have for an hour.
I'm just getting over this.
That's an off shot.
Boom shot!
Is the others up?
I need a costume.
Now we could risk it and sneak past these guys or we could play it safe.
Who plays there?
You heard that right? If you check over there I'll check over here.
Okay I get it.
He ain't checking shit bros.
Nothing. There's nothing here.
Hmm. Is that what you mean?
Hey! What was that?
Hiya!
We got one on level 0, cringe, level 1, level 3, erm.
of
the way and up
of
that's a good
Dude, he complimented me. I thought I could go up there, man. What the hell?
Okay, we got a problem.
Pulls that railgun.
Hmm.
That's further up.
Oh, it's this motherfucker.
Hey, step over here.
Come on, man, it'll be cool.
Uh, let's stash this.
Oh, they found the body.
They found the poop drawer.
I
Answer
Oh man, I'm behind a frame.
We'll come back for you.
Sniper rifle, Tran.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bo.
What up, fellas?
sorry sir it seems you're not cleared for this area you need to leave I'm a
loser
Oh, um, guy.
Oh, um, guy.
Let's slow down a little bit.
Let's slow down a little bit.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Okay.
Steady, Steady!
For the toilet with you.
Banishes you to the toilet dimension?
You look like you're in need of some hardware.
I need guns.
You got the cash? I got the products.
I'm watching this game. I've decided what I want to be when I grow up in an inattentive guard.
Yeah.
I'll be around if you need more.
Not wrong.
Pick up the fucking gun.
Very good.
You can keep it steppin', keep it steppin'.
You leave my propane tank alone.
Stop talking.
Now we can hold on.
Yippee!
Please stay back.
Hmmm...
Hey! Sneak it around like that will get you killed out here!
Hey shut up!
What?
Hello sir.
Here's you guys to move.
Move B.
Man, it's me.
Nothing more quick.
We're this on end.
Perfect.
Okay.
And now?
Uh-oh.
Okay.
And now?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
That was a guy the other hallway too.
Hmm.
Where can we throw this bitch to get him?
I
Know they know
What's this creepy motherfucker
I can't shoot it for me.
Do you have the faintix or something?
Yeah, go back to sleep buddy, it's okay.
All right, very good.
And now we wait.
Oh
Oh
Hold steady.
Singy?
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I'm out.
All right, we gotta sleep dart this guy and then blow his brains out with our cyber rival.
We can do
Great uniform thank you
Dude he's one of the fucking I mean this
Oh, shit.
He's one of the fucking...the Prince's guards.
Okay, mate.
I literally have to wait for these guys to go upstairs.
I have to wait, there's no way.
There we go there's something.
menacingly at you with a rail gun.
You can tell we're an evil guard because we've got a mustache and that makes us evil.
Ironhand, I think it's over.
You know what's funny? If we can get him out of railing, we can actually pull him off.
Which I'll be lizard-shaped. I don't know how to get over there without being seen.
How's that funny? I mean, not like literally funny, it's like a figure of speech, right?
Yeah, that's strange. You know what I mean? Like, that's peculiar. That's like somewhat interesting. You know what I mean?
Who's that funny? Who's that funny? Who's that funny? Who's that funny?
Dude, you know what's funny? Punches you in the fucking nose and breaks it. Oh, now you're bleeding everywhere!
Ha ha ha!
Hey, you wanna put that away? The weapon? Secure that thing.
You literally have never been in a fight?
Not true!
I was in the first grade and a kid in there understabbed me with a pencil at the bus stop
so I shoved him to the ground.
1-0.
Oh no.
Yeah, that's what I would have been if I slept out here.
What?!
There might be a way to get actually on that railing, I do, but if we forget we lose.
Head shot him over the railing, oh he back floats over the railing and then no one sees
them and then we get away. Poor little zoomer can't be patient for five minutes.
Dude.
Don't we bite your tongue while you're eating? Yeah.
Yeah!
Yup.
Go upstairs, go upstairs.
See like, someone who's new would not realize that these guys eventually walk upstairs I
think.
And the only reason I know is because I waited so long that they took a different bath randomly.
Poison him with poop gas.
Is he eating?
Oh my god, he is!
Hmm...
But what about my rail gun?
Hey, champ.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, man.
Wait.
It's not the Sultan we're after.
Poisoning the Sultan doesn't do anything.
Oh, that have dropped my rail gun.
Pardon me?
Have a safe, bud.
Oh fuck
Yeah, I don't feel so good
Dude, there's just no way, man.
Okay, let's run back.
Uh, let's see what happens.
Okay.
Okay. That's one guard. Not the correct guard.
Syringe is best bet. Oh yeah, maybe magically everyone will close their fucking eyes.
And then we uh, just everyone like all 20 of the people out here just like simultaneously
dude, that's that's what we have to look for them blinking so we inject them with the
syringe.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh, someone's all kitted out.
Dude, why you man?
You're a loser.
What's up?
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Nothing.
I wasn't jerking off.
Oh, the sound's gone.
Well, what's the plan?
Did we make a pile?
Is it... is PILED the plan?
I don't know.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get that.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get that.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get that.
There we go.
What the fuck are you doing in here?
Hey!
This is my pile spot.
So I'm gonna be piling.
And then there's this lady.
What are you doing in here?
Bug on.
I can't fucking get in here. I need to get in there.
Wait, the leader.
Kappa.
Hmm.
Oh...
Okay, we'll use this as a temporary pile room.
Okay.
I'll fuck you up by the way
up
Really?
Get back to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
why? Or why did this happen? Was I not behind her?
That's where I go for the choke, man. The choke seems guaranteed.
I want to see some of them.
I can't reach him.
What is the point of this, though?
Also they never went upstairs, by the way.
I think our only option literally was to do a pile, by the way.
Man.
The lady's spidey senses tingle a little bit.
Dear...
I'll wear a bang.
Woo!
board 47? So we can jump that ledge. It doesn't matter if we can jump the ledge though. What's
the purpose of that ledge? That ledge has to serve a purpose! No! As you failed your
campaign 47, the syndicates got away. However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Well, who's your sniper dude?
That sniper was giga cheap, man.
That should ain't nothing to me, man.
Pennies.
Now, the Ave Maria sniper that we lost, I still think about.
We're going back to Dubai because we lost our SMG.
Omega Low!
Omega Low!
And we're bringing a fucking car battery.
Does the car battery count as an illegal item?
I wonder.
Once I become bartender and serve him poison, is that possible?
He was drinking directly from that wine over and over again, so I think...
You could not serve him as a bartender, but you could fuck with his drink.
But I've tried a gun lord to make him carry shit to the security room.
True.
Okay, I need him or I can do that.
Oh, yoyoy!
Oh, yoyoy!
Hammer?
Not illegal.
This is illegal.
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
This is illegal.
Wait, what?
Oh yeah, we can't bring this.
Oh yeah, we can.
Why would I, though?
To have stood in his vision to make sure he...
make him follow you into the bathroom?
That's so risky when there's so many people around, though.
Piles riskier? Not really. I don't think anyone goes into that fucking bathroom, by the way.
And my ultimate plan was to get them into that laundry room, which I know no one goes
into except for those two people that were in there.
E-er, E-er, wait.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
Drop it.
Um, um.
No one goes in there except the people who do.
Sorry.
I will allow me to repeat it in a language you might understand.
HUUUU方皆
Oh
Hey, is that very false, babe
Every fucking board man
If they see an electrified waterpile pool, do they run from it any knowers, I mean that's what I would that's what I would have
We're gonna change your costume. I got a piss so bad, dude
Oh
They need to work hold they walk into it like idiots
If you use a car battery on the water does does the car battery get used to
I got the guards take the ox
saving lanterns for next run
I'll be right back.
Try and try again.
You will break through this glowing murk.
People that I heard describe Outer Wilds as a life-changing experience was some of the
most neck-bearded bullshit that I've ever dealt with.
Ever.
It was genuinely cringe-worthy how many people I stumbled upon while trying to research and figure out like what I wasn't getting about the game
It was crayon. It was cringe
It was cringe
So just
This is full
I'm just talking so I don't get to I'm scared um in the oh yeah bitch fuck you bitch I'm not scared I'm not scared I'm not scared I'm not scared
I'm not scared!
I'm dead.
This is an Exposition 33.
You're literally a stupid fuck!
Oh, it's so good.
Purple same.
No, no, no, what's that at the bottom right corner remember to play them clockwise after
that I think it was this one that's not even close
It's
Pay attention to the trap part
Yeah, back of the throat
And so we have gone through the necessary steps again
Let's hope practice makes perfect in the end best of luck with the protocol
May my cold dead hands soon be refilled with the warmth of life so they can shake yours in gratitude
Hehehehe
Fuck out of my race bitch
Never thought I'd find a person that enjoyed a golf video game.
This is how I know I'm the true gamer and I deal with casuals on a daily fucking basis.
I played golf games growing up. I played fucking X-Base games. I played MMOs. I played
FPS games. I played fucking everything. Everything, dude. And this guy gets an Xbox on his 12th birthday
and fucking gets Call of Duty. And he thinks he can talk to me, the supreme gamer, and like we're
Equals, okay, we are not the same you are scum beneath my boot you are uncultured swine
Don't ever forget that don't ever forget
of
the
death
of
the
death
You're nothing but a punk, your daddy's a punk, and your momma's a bitch.
Yo, this kid's a problem, please believe that.
Watch Soda Gay Guy for a while.
Don't call him Soda Gay Guy.
That's very mean.
He's got a real girlfriend, okay.
Chancey's staying out, doesn't discord, he does.
And then he got a girlfriend, dude.
And I was gone.
It's like literally like friends I had in high school, dude.
school dude they got like a girlfriend and then like spend every fucking waking moment with them
literally the same shit
hey uh
is there a basic TV emote of a man being crushed to death by his wife's feet
How do you know it's his life?
How can he be sure?
Noonan, thanks for something.
How do you know?
Epic dodge of history.
Epic!
Rock battle of history!
Thanks.
How do you know?
Epic dodge of history.
Epic rep battle of history!
Thanks.
Wait for me!
Virtus!
Jesus!
Christ!
Began!
Have a good trip, Fortes.
I watch that
We got a Coca-Cola
Coca-Cola team to the sector Dubai Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
Pathing down and do what you do best
however they're on high alert so you need to be careful be careful 47 and most
of all good luck where is this guy
fucking stupid ass double body guard piece of shit
Hmm.
Oh, they got door-to-door vacuum salesmen?
No, that's what you look like.
Here we go.
of
I'm on freeze now!
Haha!
Yoink!
Batteries right there?
What the hell is it?
Mama Mia!
Hmm, how are we doing this?
Shit, hang on, I need a redo.
Thank you.
I
Hmm
Oh God
Please.
Level 4.
I think I'm a lot of going there as staff.
Give me that one-use crowbar, bitch!
I need to get an SMG.
Nooo man, that was so stupid.
Not me, you know.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you
Just give me a minute about our pope
Fuck
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll bring it, sorry.
Hmm.
Stop looking.
Well, we beefed it.
These things happen.
I didn't think that guy would react.
I'm gonna sit with Coca-Cola.
help where did he go don't do not say you need that
Man, help!
Oh, my God!
Something really bad is going down.
Keep ready.
Look alive!
The provokial state is about to hit the bus!
Gotta go.
Shut up.
My intention is crime.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
That's a long leg thing for 7. Hard stuck drawing board, dude. Feels fucking bad, man.
I'm ready.
Shit man, shit, we got a massive deal so we have to go back.
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
I'm ready.
What was this one?
Psyops.
Dartmoor Mumbai, Whittled and Creep.
Excuse me.
Draws my blade.
Mumbai!
Let's get it done.
Wham!
Wham!
Uh, I don't think we- oh, let's grab a couple of droves.
Will never be Japanese.
Oh yeah?
Do you see the thing on my back?
Maybe you're blind.
We come of way at 47.
That guy's serial, thanks for 7.
Welcome to Mumbai.
What the hell?
tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area track
them down and do what you do best however they're on high alert so you
need to be careful you know what to do we're the plug am I oh we gotta go get
that yeah let's go get the movie person first no
what the fuck help I'm trapped
This area has restricted access, sorry.
Hey, he has his order.
Let's take to him.
I see.
I
Have to stop you this
What the hell was that I can't look no
Whatever we'll go get a real costume
Where did you leave the costume for no can do boss no can do boss
No can do, boss.
Don't come in here.
I'm gonna need you to turn your bitch ass around.
I don't want to use my baseball.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh my god.
Hey!
Get your fucking head in the game!
Yeah, okay!
What the hell?
It's me!
You there?
What's that thing?
Waits through literal shit.
I'm gonna go get my fucking head.
I'm gonna get my fucking head.
I'm gonna get my fucking head.
I'm gonna get my fucking head.
Wades through literal shipwaters.
I'm getting a feeling it might be on right now, if I'm being honest.
to run been
I'm sure I seem to infiltrate long been place you know how she wants to keep track
of everything
Okay, those guys were kind of chill though they didn't snitch that's nice
King, that's 6 or 7.
Call you a shithead though?
Yeah, that was pretty good call for.
How do I get in here?
Yeah, I think this is weed.
Sounds like there's some epic loot in there, boys.
Withdraws my ancestral blade.
That's right.
I got a good side.
Just because we both work for the Queen, it doesn't mean we're friends.
Get off, get off.
I bet he's going side.
can get up. I didn't fucking miss man, I just shot an extra bullet. Why does it do that
this shit. Wait, how am I trespassing? Oooooooh.
I
Hey, you there, dammit!
Haha!
What the fuck?
Do I need like a key?
I'm like epic trapped.
Is that thing in my head?
a turbin? question mark?
I don't know, what is it?
I don't think if we stab this guy anyone's gonna see.
Happy Hamper Lakes for one of our months? Grover Lakes for several?
Oh, there's this guy.
That's so weird.
There's a third guy at the end.
That's my favorite execution.
Sword through back of head, out mouth.
little glimpse into my dark humor. That's not where Swords go.
Twisted.
Yeah, how do we get up there? I fucking hate this map. I'm gonna be honest. I do not
like this map.
allow me to keep this shit TVH I don't fucking believe that is why it's
claustrophobic every way
Um, guys?
I think we need this, though.
Oh, my.
Oh, my god.
The queen is off the koiki ancestry, maybe?
Simple bandit becoming the slum queen of Mumbai.
Do you get to meet her in the story or what?
You killer?
Why? Does Hitman hate women?
I'm with the militia I think
I
Skip it
What
well done 47 play my bike surely be a blow to the syndicate
all right where we gonna do their sport across the entire fucking man
Wait, I'm just leaving. Fuck you.
The bet's GG, he does have a sniper. Now wrong.
I can't even afford one.
Not round.
Oh yeah, we can get over there from here.
I learned that.
Skibidibidibidibidabadabop.
Ummm...
You know the movies are so hard.
Can I jump into that?
Yeah, sure.
Fine.
here we go, hit that around the corner or something it was so nice, holy bolly
It did fuck up our last silent assassin attempt though, so...
We need to understand when to utilize its immense power.
I don't have a fucking crow-wait!
Who needs crowbar?
Okay?
Okay?
Where are you buddy?
Target spotted.
Moving to engage.
Hmm.
Hmm
I think she's crazy to pull something apart.
Yes, yes, I can do it.
She's looking around.
Nothing here. Am I imagining stuff? Okay, sure.
You know, I could just shoot this guy.
I could just shoot everyone. Hold on.
I don't know what to do with that stuff.
Hold.
Go sit at the window, coward.
Oh, they're gone.
Son!
Please just act like everyone...
Sir?
Is someone there?
No.
What did that?
Hmm.
Dude, they're fucking everywhere, man.
I
The syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Err, me guys!
Greetings!
Ha ha ha, got'em!
Uhhh, last guy over there.
I didn't realize that bathroom was in there.
Where for art thou, I found thee.
Took a poop in my honor?
Don't do that.
Have yours do not poop.
Where are you?
No, don't leave.
fellow's. What is up?
Give me my shit back, Tom.
Oh.
There is the sniper on the map? Really? Where?
Here is my sword.
It's actually a round of water
I would say that the sword's worth dying for.
The sword's coming in.
I have a rifle and freelancer's just an unsilenced green rarity, by the way, it's not worth it.
Hmm, okay.
So many people a bunch of the base here.
I choose you.
Damn, that's hard.
Jay, bro, they still.
That is hard.
That's nice.
Brown leather, dude.
Do you think it's leather or pleather, dude?
Where's that stone thing for something?
I'm thinking he probably bought that for leather.
I'm going in.
Let's hope it's normal Dartmoor, shall we?
Let's have it's normal dart more and not party dart more where everyone's on the outside.
Ummm...
I need...
Oh, this counts as poison, no?
Excuse me, Jesus.
Normal Dartmoor where one of the targets stands completely still in the auction room 100%
of the time.
I've never had that happen.
That sounds annoying as well, though.
Good money.
How many bits to fly to my house and burp in my face?
Hmm.
Hmm.
of
normal dart more normal dart more normal dart more
welcome to thornbridge manor intel tells us that the opposite syndicate members are currently in the area
I'll take this place, since it's just a graveyard trooper, the job this place is in my own portrait, with a secret mechanism for uncovering it.
It's got real soul, post on here.
Yep, it's impressive over here.
A butler?
Cashier, thanks for selling.
Me when I'm a butler.
Holy mate, I go clean this here priceless jewel.
Hurry, you're detected.
Is it worth the risk?
Oh, no, no!
I should just leave.
And so I will.
Goodbye.
Actually...
These exchanges are always such a pain in the ass.
That's the courier.
Why don't you just meet him on the chapter, huh?
Command, something ain't right down here.
Stand by while I investigate.
I'm going for it.
I'm fucking going for it.
I'm fucking going for it.
Oh, it's this guy.
Come on man, turn the music off.
So annoying.
I need it, I need it, it's awesome.
Fuck.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
How are we getting the F out this B?
Well, I know.
Hmm, got a skedaddle.
Looks around.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking great.
There's a 360.
Why would there be a baseball in this yard?
Or in England, England.
Okay.
Fucking guards, man!
Anyone there?
I'm sorry.
You tell the security guard to chill.
Uh-huh.
What's that?
Man, I just heard a weird noise. I'm moving into a best-of-gay.
Freaking.
Fuck it.
Holy shit!
Mama Mia!
found but still SA. We knocked them out with the sleep dart. And apparently that's okay.
Very common.
Hmm.
Dude, I want the safe van!
Surely we could just blow it open, right?
Where is it?
I don't have a fucking explosive, dude.
Where do we think the last code is?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Three floors up. That's how it works. You noob.
It's probably out on the...
It's probably over here.
Hello?
The fucking fuel cell? What is that?
Table other side.
Hmm, champ.
Oh, in there maybe?
I literally walked past him.
I'm in.
How does that guy not see me?
I really did not see me, man.
I got sneeze.
Oh!
Here I go!
Actually...
Yeah, I should...
There we go.
Yeah, you should.
What the fuck?
Surely they see me if I do that man
Well we gotta get ready a lady
This is like a bedroom hope you're well, sir. I think I have to
I don't think they will see me.
Mama Mia.
Oh!
I'm in.
Wait, what the hell do we do?
That person is sleeping.
Wait, we just knock out the lady and then kill him.
Well, what if this person wakes up?
Hmm.
You better figure this the fuck out, I got 690 points on this.
Contemplates? Contemplates? Contemplates?
I'm shooting him.
Let's go.
Shall we check Lushop before we go?
Shit.
I lost.
I lost.
Not I said.
No?
Hmm, sound like a yes.
Sound like a yes, please.
You there. You need anything? I might just have what you need. You do.
Yes! Oh, shit! Thank you. You know where I am after meeting anything else. God bless!
Definitely get the safe before you go. Already did.
Got a, got a scat daddle, boys.
Yippee!
Damn, we got every objective in the safe.
Very nice.
wrong bonus it said impressive work 47 let me know when you're ready for your
next assignment really I don't think we do a silent assassin shoot up it might get
a little messy
Bum bum bum bum bum. I might have to shoot people in the middle of the street so
So I buy the 50 cal rifle from my local gun store, it's only a $10,000
No, I don't think you need a 50 cal
I don't think you need that
I don't think you need to have buddy.
Push kill.
We should have gambled.
Wilton Creek, normally I would agree with you, however, we have two, we have the pooped our gun, which changes things. It considerably changes things.
It's time to put an end to them. The leader is currently operating in the area
However, we have very little intel on their identity
But this is not going to be easy
Previous I've already on high alert. So you need to be tactical as to why they are here
Well, we know this oh
Man the earring one is the worst so that guy's bald
I do not see an earring, but there could just be one.
Oh, here's another hat.
Oh, we only got three guys left.
Those are really good.
The woman in the spotted red dress is fully rendered by the way.
I think that's our boy
Can't close the fucking door
Oh
Please don't be
Get back to the safe house
I
Break
Wonder why is assassin gave up it's a nice kitchen. Yeah, notice how everything looks brand new I'm huge
This is a fucking dumb shirt, man.
My door guns!
My door guns!
Oh, got a scat.
Why does this always happen to me?
Oh, gotta scan that one!
Fuck that!
I wish you could cancel that it makes I don't understand why you wouldn't be able to
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board.
Silent Assassin Moonboot is celebrating another damage.
You know, it's funny, if we pick Silent Assassin there, we actually win, by the way.
We literally win, because that counts as an accident kill.
we win that's fucked up that's fucked up
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate
disappearing off the grid shut the fuck up give me a little bit nothing is
predicting any sign of work I'm sure you'll get back on the sack let me know
When you're ready for your next assignment
Man
Oh man
Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
Do I get caught on camera poison target?
Illuminate guards, sorry I can't do that
Cannot do that will not do that
Let's make another lethal poison sirenge.
Fuck man.
Dude, if we had just shot him in the back of the head, it would have been so cool, dude.
It would have been so cool.
I could have done it on one line like, Arriba Durche.
Or like Arriba Dookie, because we're in like the bathroom.
I'm playing bad on purpose to rage bait chatter dude. I look that's I played that was so good though
You don't understand dude. That was actually so fucking fast. We knocked up like six suspects
We we a medic dark on him and kill him as an accident silent literally silent
This has it.
Unfortunately, that was not what we signed up for.
Safe journey, 47.
Wait.
I didn't make the syringe.
No!
I
Then the x2 like flip it
Welcome to thorn bridge manner. No, it's currently operating in the area find them and eliminate
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Good luck 47
Yes, I do have a lot but I don't need it though
Do you mind seeing what that that'd be
Oh shit like you, who are you?
Get back to the safe house. All right, that one is a couch. That one's a cow. That was a cow
Dude... loser!
It was so dark I thought I was facing away from him.
That was his face, by the way.
You're trapped in 948!
Dude shut up you don't need points
You gonna throw with it we can tell this has more to bring than case
Actually drawing board 47
Don't don't type L you type W initiate W protocol in Twitch chat chat that was
W right trap up I give crush cool hold
initiating W protocol
20,000 dollars a month, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Unstop a cockelopolis.
Ahhh, what a noob man, a freaking noob dude.
Obviously, he wasn't not facing...
I think if I choke him out, actually...
She hears it anyway, maybe?
I don't know.
I don't know.
At the very least, she might come look in the bush, so we gotta choke her out real quick,
too.
Dear friend, there's a-
I'm sorry to say, but fairly no campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing
off the grid, but I know that nothing is predictable in this line of work. I'm sure
I'm back on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment. I'm ready.
Uh, sure.
Well, we only got one after here, huh?
let's get our fiber wire wait we get we can swag out a little bit here actually
Hang on, check this out.
Are you ready?
I have literal fiber wire.
Yup!
You're all in believe dude. Why would you do that? What do you put that on my conscience?
Do you make me nervous
We got a poop syringe and we got a lethal syringe
I've got one point on believe do not fuck this for me
Okay, like yeah, you're supposed to be low, but not like one, you know what I mean
He seems a bit silly no
Or go to make me sirens
I know where the trespassing places are in the church, but also we probably won't have
to go in there, right guys?
Right fellas?
They'll probably all be people who are like in like a room by themselves, you know what
I mean?
Easy peasy.
Have a good trip 47 boot boot neckport. Thanks for seven. Yeah
One in church one of virology lab dude
Welcome to sepia. Oh
Intel that syndicate is active in the area. However, no
You need to be careful be careful 47 most of all good luck
and
You're the one time.
Oh, I'm not trespassing anywhere in this.
Okay.
Hey!
Opa break style.
Oh, it's the concert.
Let's go turn off the cameras.
of
Hello.
Hello.
You guys think it's cool living in a place like this?
Probably not.
It's probably cringe actually.
More of that thing about it.
Oh yeah.
Mega cringe.
No Walmart's equals cringe.
Nothing here.
Returning to post.
Well your post was sitting there doing nothing.
You're a fucking disgrace.
Oh, thank God.
Silence.
I thought they'd never stop talking.
Do we risk it?
I don't want to risk it.
Hello? Hello?
where is the camera for there
Oh my god.
I
Fucked to this guy
For you
What was that guy?
Stupid bitch ass bodyguard man.
What?
Command you copy
Dude so on this variation there's like so many more people in here what is happening
Like who the fuck was that guy? Who's being escorted?
Uh-oh.
Man, I've arrived at-
I got a cro- What? Oh, I threw it.
I would like to leave.
I would like to leave.
Bro, there ain't no way I'm killing these guys, they'll get caught anyway, man, we'll be honest.
Holy moly!
Move them all down.
They didn't do anything though, they're innocent.
So, well, gotta go.
You're too in the butthole to think for something
You're doing penis through butthole
It rather appears that you run out of luck
You ruined my financial portfolio today
Yeah
You knew what you were getting into bro
okay blood bets is life savings on the the 1% chance you ruined me
bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into
hiding hey let's win loser 5 a wire dude I'm sure your next execution will be
Perfect
Eliminate guards assault rifle
Well, it's been a while, but
Perhaps it's time to bring out the golden a AR
Wait
I don't know why I grew up here, but the banana is coming useful a lot actually.
W banana?
You can take the Dubai rifle, it's less valuable.
Oh yeah.
It's too late.
It's too late. Use it or lose it, dude.
Let's ride.
Have a good trip, 47.
Oh
I forgot
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
Track them down and do what you do best
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful
Be careful 57 and most of all good luck
I
Hmm
I'm gonna distract ya.
Here I come.
The door's open.
Yeah.
Hey.
the
set of the set of
the
He said among us
Or what I was changing do not walk this way bitch
I feel like they would be able to tell it's not him, though.
I don't know.
Fuckin' hell, what?
Why did that- is this guy actually scolding me?
His bouts?
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
Ooh.
Poop Grenada.
Um, seems like it was a poop grenade, man.
I need a melee weapon kill.
There's gotta be a knife. Nice.
Well done 47
I'm the leader.
Yep, yep, yep.
I've never been up here.
I'm NGL right now.
Hey sunshine. Set in the mood.
Give me your fucking money.
That's a spooky banning.
What?
Possible intruder. Sweeping area.
Come on, give me a break.
Oh my god, you bitch!
So, so be it.
Go, go Gadget squeaky toy.
You're fired.
Hey, is anyone there?
Come on, man.
Okay.
Come on.
We've got a possible 517 moving in to investigate.
Who is there?
That's me.
You're fired, too.
Because I'm the leader of the bodyguards?
You know what I mean?
Does that make sense?
I wonder what that was.
I need a new one-liner, guys. Give me a new one-liner.
How about you show yourself?
I'll pick the best one from champ.
When the least among us, Ben, Cole, Brace, Dave, and...
Is that those bloody kids messing around again?
Is anyone there?
Sorry, uh, I don't think I know you, mister.
Oh my god, let's go.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the Simpsons.
There's a fucking door there!
Jesus!
Alright, I didn't get to do my one-liner up, fucked up.
I'm freaking stepped on the freaking squeaky toy.
Oh, don't come in here, don't do that, don't do that bro, I gotta fuckin' joint!
Did the chocolate warfare today?
You wouldn't have...
Ah crap!
Hey, I could use some backup over here.
Now you...
There you go.
No complaints.
No complaints now.
We need two victims. Victim one located.
Huh?
So you think you're better than me?
Oh, shit, he's coming upstairs.
This guy ain't moving!
Oh, fuck no.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I think it's because he saw me.
Oh.
Okay.
What the?
Ah, did you hear me one more time?
Wh-who are you?
Who are you?
Don't go that way. Thank you.
I-ya!
I'm
on
on
on
Should we get impatient, or should we wait?
The ultimate question.
There's so many guys out there.
Take the dude from the hamper?
You can't take him out.
Can you?
Nope.
besides his his costume is bodyguard and I'm bodyguard leader you can tell
cuz I'm wearing a tie and it's blue and I'm gonna must have
Oh, you can't close it.
Man, I just heard, uh, I don't know, something.
Like that fucking monster, this green artist.
Let's check it out.
Who?
Now what?
Come now.
to your final rest come now come come come come come come come come come come
yep that shrapnel do it
say something badass
I will.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Yeah that's what I like to see.
All right, give me a one-liner to push up
I'm gay
I'll get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Oh no, they found the body pile.
Smoke the blunt, can I?
I'm gonna redo with this shit.
Special animation when sitting down.
Oh, really?
Some targets are allergic to it.
What happened?
Can you be allergic to weed?
Okay, I see that crossover good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow
But there is so much work to get done
I need this these are one-time use right
Hmm.
You can be allergic to water?
Yeah, but didn't you die?
Fuck you mean you can be allergic to water?
Yeah, when you get rabies, but that's not even like an allergy.
It's like your body is rejected.
I mean, I guess that is an allergy, huh?
I feel like if I got Rambies I probably wouldn't die.
I think I could fight it off.
Easy peasy style.
Hydrophobia is purely psychological?
Yeah, I would simply convince myself that I need to drink water to not die.
Are you familiar with the process?
Water allergy extremely recognition causing red itchy hives upon contact with water regardless
temperature or source. Can they drink piss? That's kind of like water. Can you get
hydrated from piss?
Well everyone in chat who wants to drink piss just lie and be like oh man I've got
hydrophobia and the only water I could drink is piss. Oh man. Oh I guess you're
gonna have to pee in my mouth and I'll swallow it so that I don't die. Where's the f***ing
nail?
You really thought this one threw already, huh? See that's the difference between you and me, chatter.
That 10 out of 10 joke you just heard sounds like it may have been constructed over the
course of several days, maybe even a week.
However, my brain, in its infinite presence, dictated that 10 out of 10 joke seconds.
In seconds.
What was the joke again dude if I explain it won't be funny I know what you're trying
to do dude.
I'm done.
I will be back tomorrow we're gonna secret and we're gonna silence ass in New York dude
and I'm gonna get a W.