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You are not lost.
That's the way it must be.
You are not lost.
You are not lost.
You are not lost.
Woohoo!
I got a mega bomb, I got a mega bomb.
Sure, thanks for the bits, purgatory, thanks for 7 Silver Soul, thanks for 7 Shadow Film
and Commander in Trophic Fault and MxG Fredsters and DJ Eeeeeeem,
Randall and Aptix for Subbin, Kramer for Subbin, or Kramer.
Zombo take a massive goose, 6 for Subbin, 20 for Subbin,
Papapapoo takes for Guide Subbin, Loaf, TV, and Saley Tortoise as I'll shake your play,
Marlin takes for Subbin.
Hmm
And Burgos, Jude and miss meow meow meow says gate. Oh John bro. Seth Keck man and pop offs
Bomb
Pretty sweaty our physics
Zendu and Spagetti monster cleric and wishy and every going bouquet
Stuff me bald extra so
Hey, Marie
It's so dark
Well, we got a banger lined up immediately, dude.
It's Silent Assassin time.
The Millennium Bracken in demand and Tiger Presics for 7 and my godmother and Harry
Wizard of Ace for 7.
Where's my mushroom?
Reveal thyself.
Darkheart and RGB, they serve me 10 billion subs.
You see the news about cat girl aliens?
No, anyone care to explain?
Where's my mushroom?
Am I dumb?
FBA leaked a bunch of alien stuff and one of their horses they had cat ears and tails.
Damn, Iran must not be going too high right now.
Holy fuck.
We got cackerel aliens now, dude.
That's crazy.
crazy brah dude so fucking dark I don't want to sit down I want to find my
Maybe I already made the thing.
Well, I believe it's for the bits.
I'll commit some sort of like, confirmation that aliens exist.
So it's like, yeah, they might exist.
And also they got they have z-cups in there
They're also cat girls exactly like how they work the enemies you jerked off to by the way
Maybe we don't have pictures though or video, but
But you know
Now the air makes for a 7. What is this?
of
of
No!
I googled who Pat Riley was, and he is the owner of the Miami Heat, whatever.
I got a lot of heat!
I got a lot of heat!
Thank you for the bits.
Oh.
Nope, more fishing line. That's cool.
Surrain, thanks for 7 and low-
um...
I am present, 6 or 7?
Got a lot of- I don't know how to press that. Low-Target for 7.
I need a fish. Not Phelan. Please give me the fish.
We're fucking around an asshole.
I need a fish, so I can make the sleepy time syringe.
Excuse me.
Oh.
Nope, it's just more fishing line, guys.
Spare some thanks for selling it.
Where's this base even supposed to be?
Luxembourg.
Brazil.
Scatland? I mean, this probably looks kind of like Scatland, to be honest.
An idyllic realm.
I can have my fish, why is this, why does this take so long?
because branch I got five fishing lines I'm starting to get pissed off
Dragonfly more like Dragon Deeds.
hahahha
hahahha
hahahha
hahahha
oooooh
oooooh more branches
tell me I don't have the fish already
nice, I've got everything else
what kind of moron
fishes that night while they're sleeping
fish don't
fit don't sleep man
hahahha
hahahha
man. Have you ever seen a fish sleeping?
doubt it. WXYZ infinity in tan and
Now wigs hide your shambles for a subtle.
How do we get into the back of the building in New York?
Oh my God.
Why am I fishing in front of making a sedative syringe?
You know, I just realized that maybe they do this because you can technically make an
infinite amount of these.
Nothing you would ever want to, right, though.
Oh!
Hello, Noggie.
I wish I could have the classical music playing everywhere in the bass.
I'm gonna crash my game spawning all of these entities dude.
Is it this thing's first seven?
Hmm, you sound sick.
I'm a little stepped up, I think it's allergies though.
Here we go.
Talking
Oh
More fishing line
Yeah, please
Anti virus no, I would be dead already. I think
when control thinks you're something now you tank those I wonder how well I
would do I think I think of that dude I got I got shingles in my 20s I don't
I feel like I'm surviving that boys, oh my god.
Dude, why is this version so fucking distorted? What is that?
It's like loudspeaker moment.
Cool!
Just one fish, dude.
What if I can't catch the fish? What if he has a right?
What if it's anytime I can't catch the fish? There's no way.
Does he not want to play this game anymore? He seems burnt out.
I'm not burnt out! I'm trying to catch any fucking fish so that I can get a syringe
so that I can stab the fucking guard with it and make money or a target or whatever it is.
Hello? Looks like you're going to analyze me, bitch.
I love this game. It's awesome.
Awesome.
Dude, if it's night time and I can't catch fish, and that's why dude, I'm gonna be so
pissed off.
I'm gonna be honest.
I feel like I've caught a fish a night time.
You see pretty burnt down.
You should take a break.
It punches you in the mouth, immediately shattering and removing all of your teeth and also your
tongue for some reason so you can never speak again.
Oops.
What is typing?
Uh, cast the spell that obliterates all of your fingers.
They just, like, get Thanos snapped.
Dude, there's no way. There's no fucking way.
Hey, plans for Mother's Day? My mom's dead.
How about you, bro? Is a cognac for seven?
Oh
Kind of fucking questions up
Yeah, but I could I could I could get like asking like a
Lady that question like that might have a kid you know, I mean like that's like a surefire way to be like
Yeah, this is a this is a question I should ask somebody
If only there was a lady who had a kid you know.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Run, chatter.
It's just stupid, like I have what the f-
Ha ha, what are you doing?
It's me though.
What are you doing?
It says a lot about you, not gonna lie.
Dude, you don't know shit about me, motherfucker.
You don't know shit.
You don't know shit.
Let's be clear about that.
Don't speak to me I don't think I can catch fish
Oh
Oh
What are your plans for mother's day, oh, you know I got a gift for my ex life
Is that what you wanted to know?
Yeah, okay.
Hehehehe
Hehehehe
You stupid?
You're not stupid, I know you're not
I don't think I can- I don't think I can catch the fucking fish dude
I- oh wait
Jenny when chatter gets up now the the original chatter spy I'm not able like
Oh
The son of poison on the map in New York really well, there's a fail my hand
What you think about that
What you think about that
for each of these guv vile acquired
you said what a genuinely stupid question but they're fine they're fine it wasn't a harmless
This is a question that said I don't think it's a very interesting question. I gotta be honest. I gotta be honest
What is the point in asking that question? I don't get it
Small talk we don't do small talk here. We we hypothesize on the nature of like alternative realms. You know what I mean?
We do big talk
Oh, I need this
I got two lethal syringe. That's pretty good. I don't need this
Big talk equals Zeke, Zeke of Cactural Aerial, but I'd much rather talk about that.
Squieres, thanks for zilbit, and big thanks for zilbit.
How come I never get to...
How come I never get the, uh...
the downstairs spawn anymore?
This is fucking bullshit.
Bottom.
All many of these are sub-it?
Do your typical McDonald's order I like the two cheeseburger two cheeseburger
I'm risking it I'm rich
Return to the safe place collect yourself. I'll be in touch
how unfortunate
swear that you run out of luck
that I love it for seven
hmm that was not the correct I gotta figure out a way to get down there without being seen with the design balls
sneaking past that guy well this guy say hold up you ask the believers that
they also bought the Trump phone hey chat some guy in channel so if you bought
the Trump phone
About three.
Wait, is the front phone not real, guys?
Is this the same level as now?
Is there a guard out in the bathroom?
What the hell is he?
What the hell, yonte? Time to go to Mumbai and lose my my epic SMG. The terms and
conditions literally say they are selling you the idea of the phone.
Yeah, you got you got fucking owned, dude.
Oh
Watching the UFC tonight, you know it bro, you know it love to catch that shit alive, bro
Dana White, Joe Rogan. Yup, yup, yup, yup. Mm-hmm. That's me.
Name every UFC fighter. You got Ronaldinho. You got fucking...
we're stopping you got Tom Brady
Yup. Can't wait. That shit's gonna be lit. It's gonna be lit, dude.
Oh yes, Saddam Hussein. Yep.
Hey, Shane, thanks for subbing.
Wheeel, wheeel, wheeel.
Blinding in, did I miss it?
Fuck.
Ah!
Want me attending the White House UFC event?
Yup.
You got, you got, you got Donnie Trump, you got to have fucking, you got Dana White,
you got, you got Joe Rogan, Saddam Hussein.
Yup, yup, can't wait.
Gonna be lit!
Gonna be lit!
Wait, we should maybe leave the Lord.
It don't matter!
I got two sirens.
UFC for Mother's Day? Yeah, probably UFC for Mother's Day, guys.
See you in about a... I don't know.
Going to the gym.
Trying to think of like, impossible things.
Do you know what I mean?
I
47
Welcome to the sector
We have been informed that the syndicators currently in operation here, but you know what to do
But where am I?
But, so tread carefully, or they will slip away.
Brought speed, 47.
Uh-oh!
There's no bad man on this-
What the-
Up there-ness.
This is like an always online thing, I think.
Nice dude.
Everyone loves always online stuff, man.
That's awesome.
Weeeeeeewww.
I feel bad for going out that other chatter, man.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry the answer to your question is nothing
He's not saying real words
Thanks, I know he wasn't talking to me, but I like to pretend
You was the all people feel back show you double down. Oh, I don't want to be mad
I'm I'm doubling up
Double up. That's a nice suit. Um, yes, it's Yodani
How we getting out this big
Greetings, sir.
Oh, I know how we're gonna have this bit.
Hey, good to see you.
You don't know who I am.
You've been here many times?
Wait, maybe...
Maybe she does know who I am.
Hmm.
Hi.
I'm you.
Oh, she's gonna turn around in a second.
What up, what up, what up, what up?
Wait, we should have hit her with the pooch syringe.
What's up guys?
Oh hey, what the hell?
I didn't even know you could go over here, I'ma be honest.
Uh-oh.
I fucked up. I need to give this guy the poop syringe as well.
Oops.
Well done, 47.
This will surely give blows to the syndicate.
Wait, where's the last guy?
Westermark?
Wait.
Are we on the top floor, fellas?
Wait, where's the last guy?
Westermark?
Wait.
Oh, he under top four, fellas.
Oh, fuck.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, this is so weird that this happened.
me please comply and come along okay like a ghost like a rock
I
Come this guy give it up
I'm starting to get a little p.o'd
Enough shit! Show me your-
Beat him! Beat him! Beat him!
Hello?
Why didn't that work?
Also, how come no one came to help this guy?
Well, no one liked it.
I
mean
just what I needed
just what I needed
buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh uh?
uh um, this batch, I just heard something fishin'
Bum bum bum.
Uh, we need that.
My da-
My freaking dumb.
Wait, I don't need this.
That's a whole ass gun.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Dude go look.
Go look bro.
True.
Oh, they're gonna see, hey.
Hmm.
It's time to utilize our new technique.
down I'll check it out
I'll check you better
oh god oh no who's that
Who put windows in this building?
Checking out some strange noises. Stand by.
Check yourself.
You just got poop-needled.
What the f-
One last thing we must do.
Oh my god, I got a kill a guy up there whoops
shhh
what the f***
par-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
This area sure is hostile.
So emerges from the elevator.
who we kill it oh it's the guy we made poop
oops
I
Know
You should get back to the safe house, I'll contact you later.
More six explosions!
Yeah, that's what I want to do.
No one found this guy.
wait where am I? oh I know where I'm going
well well well easy 6.2.9.5K
Yeah, hey, bro.
Oh
You be hold up
You
What do we need this I want to do silent assassin but it's not offering me silent assassin
You'll just lose, so what's the L pointo?
is improved for most people. Aren't you zero one hundred in SASO? I've got to say
ASO once. That's good patience dude.
I need my lockpick now.
1 in 99 ASO? Thank you, thank you.
Thank you for correcting yourself.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Bitch. Sorry.
Where is this thing?
Found it.
If you looked right at it, I've got meopia.
Is that how you pronounce that?
Myopia?
I'm the number one streamer tagged as Christian.
I don't think, uh, I don't think we got the Christian tag on right?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I don't think we got that on right.
Please!
Yay!
Boop.
Uh, just need one more thing to throw.
Either with God or against God, I'm with God, dude.
Who else is playing a game with a 1400-style painting of Jesus with the mustard halo?
Ahhhh!
Lol, you saved for some-
Eee, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
Ueh, eh, eh, eh!
This is the default.
Default variation.
They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy.
Uh, we got two people outside.
One person downstairs.
Intel gathered. It's time to... It's time to hit man.
Still sound assassin?
I suppose I can't like, hang on the edge here.
Dude, come over here, there's something really cool.
There's something really cool there.
Over here.
We'll try this you sir our trespassing guys it didn't work
Hey, I need some help with this guy. This is where
We're not silent assassins anymore, that's okay
Well, matters is the journey.
The journey, the very brief journey.
What?
What is the point of this?
I know the point of this.
I don't want to use my lock right on this.
I gotta get through the party.
The music is bumping.
I think one of these guys has a key
Oh shit, they don't pay you.
You said Sam must have heard all of it.
You're bad.
Can anyone at least help me?
I need help here.
Shit just got real.
How'd they hear that?
How'd they hear that?
How'd they hear that?
Four's open.
AHH NO!
Oh
Sure
Oh man
What's that doing over here
Oh, thanks.
Got a party.
Got a party, dude. Act like it.
I'm a party.
Hey, wait a minute.
Thanks.
There is me and my balls. Really.
What's it like?
Did it call again? Yeah, it's fine.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, man.
How come that guy telepathically knows not to go over here?
Riddle me that.
Oh, there's a key.
Oh, there's a key.
Oh, there's a key.
Oh, there's a key!
Or is it?
wait
oh
Syndicate member eliminated well done 47
Oh, oh wait we get we can destroy the video
I think it's one flora also we got to check this the shizab
I
Know where's this dude
No, he's below I see him
No way, dude.
What's happening?
What's happening?
I think someone heard.
We got a situation here.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
I'm gonna inject you with some poison.
Sturridge room at two.
Wait, was the key to the delivery spot?
Oh my god.
the
in a way
what about
the
Look at all this construction here. This stuff ain't cheap. I think it's broken.
Do I look like I work here, to be honest?
Yep. Keep the wheels turning, son.
Talking to me, bitch?
We're gonna go snipe this guy.
You know when you're trespassing, you just let them escort you out, right?
Yeah.
I didn't feel like waiting for that shit.
Hello?
I got him.
I got him.
I got the bloons to make.
Dude, how do I not have a fucking key?
I want to check the shop.
Wow!
Wow!
Oh me
You don't like you might need something and help you to good absolutely
Trash poopy garbaggio
Get the bad
Yeah, we can do that. We just find about
What I need his blood
Hurry or detective
I think it's up to you.
Yeah, I'm going for it.
We have cross-backs!
Take out the investigation!
Take the guys slow!
We're alive!
Don't be lose the target!
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
We've got to be the problem here!
We lost him!
Damn!
Come in, come on, how copy over? It's not over yet!
Can't they see you if you do this, by the way?
Okay, that's it. No more games.
Oh!
Oh, I heard that! What the hell is going on here? You tell me!
Oh, good thing no one saw this, hehehe.
Wipes your memory.
Oh, shit.
Dude, I didn't even kill the courier guy, just killed a random innocent guy, man.
No!
No!
I can still hear him jangling.
I forgot how to get down there.
Am I ever going to get the BK Groboo meal?
I don't like Burger King, fellow.
I think so.
What are you doing, son?
No, it's nothing.
You're a sweetheart.
What the hell was that?
Here who knows?
What the fuck are you doing?!
we're gonna use on Tim thinks or something
dude
what's gonna wait oh hey all we gotta do is make it over there we're at things for
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill, but I'm going to get to the top of
the hill.
I have a little thing called integrity so I'm just going to politely ask you not to
get him shoot him
don't go in the house move find him
nah I'm right here
I got 13 bullets
The lady was negotiating for her life.
Mr. Bethex for 7?
Oh, I won't f-
Impressive work you did back there.
Was she ordered for dinner?
You're brave so you should get...
Sorry, I'm heavily contemplating doing this.
I don't have a dark eye though.
She gets some beans on toasts, some shit, you know what I mean?
Burr me, burr burr.
How do you remember that every time?
I remember stuff, occasionally.
I don't get the curry on chips, dude.
That's good, right?
I don't remember where there's a propane tank on this map.
S. A. S. O. No balls.
Bro.
There's just so many occasions in which I get into the randomly room.
I'll do it.
Fuck it.
Oh yeah, the tank is on the roof.
Was it next to the artist room?
47 we have now tracked down the syndicate leaders location
I've provided you with new intel
It's time
Got the wrench got the screwdriver
Got the poop syringe
This might come in handy, I think there's a ventilation system in the movie plays.
Digital fear release for seven.
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
Word to Nail
Word to Nail
Warden Nail. Warden Nail. Warden Nail.
Warden, found it.
Hmm. How much is this wrench?
Two.
We got winning the main event like Strickland or
Comey
I don't know man fucking
Come on a
Yeah, I'm pretty I'm a strictly propane loyalist
You can do it
Then how come you doubted? You piece of shit.
Let's go!
You can do it, I put 250k on believe.
My Gemini Groffer Chat GPT guy.
Oh, I don't use it.
I just do a little search.
They have grey hair. They're wearing you. They're wearing necklace and glasses
We also know that the target suffers from allergies and they like to read
Be it keeping up with the times or simply wanting to be inspired. I'm sorry. We don't have more be careful 47
And most of all
We're fucking lost by the way
I gotta go in there.
Bro.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
This is a very small living place.
What you got, bitch?
at not it why do you know there's another one right here man
I can't hang from here. What's the freaking point?
We got a scat dattle.
Okay, man.
Oh.
You're fucking kidding me.
You're kidding me.
I don't want to- I just want to drop down.
Heh heh heh.
Not you.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just laziness. It's literally laziness and impatience every time, dude. That's literally what it is.
I didn't have to do that.
Stop crouching? What?
Back to the drawing board 47.
Meow meow meow!
Crouching makes you get suspicion on you faster.
Really?
Luminism makes for ze- Stop crouching because it scares the hoes.
Good luck, 47. Fearing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding, but don't give up.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready.
Loser shall it, late-for-sup?
Yeah, that one was kind of, eh, I mean, it had potential, we were doing okay.
Until that dumb decision.
Freakin' dope.
Fuckin' dope.
Boom.
Let's do...
SCARED!
Unsilenced pistol kill.
Explosive kill, remote.
Door stay locked.
You're the worst luck in SCARED!
SCARED!
S.A.S.O. believes it's greedy little piggies.
Dude, I'm about to win every S.A.S.O. of this group right now, by the way.
I'm actually so unbelievably locked in right now.
You've activated me.
I'm like a sleeper agent.
Pick it up.
I forget these guys have pistols, I'm pretty sure they do.
We saw your last run, you gotta wake up.
You're right, I need some coffee, man.
That chatter is correct.
Let me make my lethal syringe first.
let's grab an unsilenced pistol. Let's grab the pink one. Yippee. Alistis and
I mean, I'm so thanks for subbing, so shut the fuck up.
Who's gun is this supposed to be anyway?
Old lady in Whittleton? Oh, the one who has the robe?
Why'd she paint anime figures on it?
I will return shortly I will leave the game audio on BRB
Okay.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Sammy, thanks for setting up.
Been a while since we did this level.
Hello?
What is that email?
Wagga? Oh Wagga.
Welcome to the Isle of Scale. The Syndicate is currently operating in the area. Find them and eliminate.
Watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy.
Godspeed, 47.
Wait. Nope.
Okay.
Okay.
What was that?
Sir, you are trespassing.
Can I leave?
Follow me now, understood.
Okay.
Good job, son. Keep it going like that.
What? What's up with the music?
I'm talking.
That's it. You're free to go. Just don't come this way again.
Sorry I appeared there.
Hey, watch out.
I had no choice.
Sanctity? Anything's for some?
I need to become staff.
I hope so.
Glad it's not me this year. Chasing tokens around like a sucker.
Oh, the title for the best part. The second you send something, I'm satisfied.
Who is that, that's a lady.
I need your outfit.
Come on, I don't need this shit. Excuse me. Did you have anything to do with this mess?
No
Okay, I'm done security will have to deal with you shit
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What?
Jesus.
Oh my God, what's the matter, buddy?
Uh, can you get out?
Uh, can you hear me?
I want to be you.
Why are these doors locked?
It's not strange. It's normal. It's normal. It's happening
This goes backwards
Oh
I don't think this is the best costume for what we're trying to do.
Well, I'm allowed to be here.
I'm not allowed to be there or above me, but I can be here.
Explain good.
It's gonna be hard getting through here without unlocking uh, uh, hey I don't care, I don't
care.
Dude, uh, nice.
Oh!
the founders wake for over huh dude nice oh how do we get over there don't be
locked. Searching for a staircase. Oh, why do we get in there? I don't freaking know
this map. That goes up. This goes down. So, this music sure is intense. Why get in here?
Hehehehe
Hey, hey buddy, this area is off limits.
Fine.
Now don't show yourself.
Cut longer.
Space.
Hmm...
Chex map again?
Hmm
Right here
Spection clubs, why don't they express up?
Blah blah blah I'm on cam
Hey, it's the guy who beat up.
Uh, fuck man, I don't know dude.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, this is the person I'm after.
So it goes up here in the cellar.
That goes up here.
Hello, sir
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna need someone to open those door just kidding
I do not care
I wonder if we should open up a thing that makes me lose.
Yeah that's my mace.
You've got to be kidding me.
Go get it.
No one.
I'll be sneaking.
I'll be sneaking.
I went the wrong fucking way.
Target located.
He's too located.
I do not know this ma'am, I'm a freaking noob.
Mine.
Fucking bitch.
I can just walk faster. No way, man. I'm like right in front of her, man.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
I secure it, you guys.
Yeah, I will.
Stopping right now.
Why can I write about it?
Or the flug am I?
Oh man, this guy moved.
This is where the baby eating people are hanging out.
Well.
Excuse me.
You really shouldn't be here.
Okay, I'm getting from what you think.
Jesus!
Don't touch me!
Dude, fucking chill, man.
Jesus.
Hmm, you guys think the guy up there will see me kill these guys?
Oh, gobble.
He's in the area, and an ordinary batch is no problem to write.
Hello?
Anybody copy? No sign of any pup. Moving on.
Yes.
shit can somebody help me please someone help me over here hey what's going
on
i'll handle this man
something really bad is going down be ready
wake up we've got a situation here
Get out of here now! I won't hurt ya!
Fuck, the proper runner.
Thunder's no good.
Please continue, sir.
Where you going?
of
the
I got to get inside just go fucking down
Holy moly.
I want to be the bunny.
I'm sure I saw something there. You probably did. I'm just tired
What oh, I'm just teasing
Okay, okay, someone's playing stupid dumb fucks a
Good to see you, sir.
Come on, come on, come on!
No, no, no!
Dual wheeled.
This bitch gonna be locked, isn't it?
Wait, where's the loot?
Give me the loot!
I mean, I couldn't have shoot this guy.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit
I forgot
Shut up money
I'm from my ex.
What a friggin noob.
Forgetting about the Unsilenced Pistol Killbeard?
Noobie!
Welcome, that should have been over.
We do not have to pause, man, that's...
And we did one more clip.
No, I don't think so.
Easy.
That took so long.
Impressive work you did back then.
Easy.
That took so long.
Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
I'm ready.
Meow meow. Dark gun.
I got that disregard I got that I need a lethal melee weapon
Oh, there we go.
Put that bitch away.
Put this bitch away.
Am I going to be patient or not?
Hard to say.
Maybe not.
But also, maybe.
You never know.
Put that bitch away.
I think I need a screwdriver.
win, I'll sub. I'll win for the sake of winning, chatter. How about that? And I'll have a fucking
screwdriver.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh!
Baseball.
Murder van.
Have a good trip!
Weeeeeeerr! Slothcrafting seems a bit...
Audio!
Bass! Bow!
Very spotty.
do not tell me what to do there's like three guys over here
I know
the problem is he just won't shut up always writing about that damn lawsuit
it's Janus and waving piles of paper at me as if I give a rat's ass about their
problems the judge sorted out what I want I want you to talk to messes and
and ask him to tell him to get me up this peak.
I want added pay for the stress.
I want Batty to disappear.
Just pick one.
All right Doc, sorry, I'm just stressing out here, okay?
Please do what you can, all right?
I'll talk later.
Bang.
Ha ha.
Wow.
Anybody there?
Is anyone there?
Hmm.
Huh?
We're on the horror variation.
Sinder Kidd member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Wait, wait, we got our baseball dub.
I should have brought me lethal sirenge.
These motherfuckers are still back here?
Hey.
He's over
Hmm, I think we walk around on the stream and I don't know I'm doing this shit. Oh
My god
God
Okay, let's pretend that did not just happen, almost.
Who are you?
You're a backyardman.
Who are you?
I'm about to kill this bitch.
I'm NGL, boys.
There's a guy down there.
Dude, how do I get in here?
of
of
maybe it's pile time could be pile time
I wish I could get a better look at where this guy is going
Who's he just hanging out in the backyard, dude?
Start clearing him out.
He's inside now.
It is pile time.
Who is that?
Where are you going?
And you're off.
He stopped.
You know, I could use this disguise.
Bro.
the thing is is like most of them are going to recognize me anyway so like what's the
Fuck it boys.
And it's off.
It looks like a different choking animation, it looks like it was a snapper's neck.
Let me go wait for this guy to come back in.
Mortis, thanks for subbing.
Cool Ranch, Davidian, thanks for subbing, nice name.
Hmm.
relaxing on the porch.
Dude.
I'm gonna piss off.
He comes in here.
I know he does.
Come.
Megatheum Jones and Morris Jackal.
Thanks for so-
Ah
Moe that chatters lawn no
I don't want to mow your lawn
This guy has the longest route known to man. He's like actually doing everything
They call him Yoder.
Yeah, I gotta turn this off in preparation, I gotta...
You can go out and get him if you're man enough.
Hmm, checks the pink badge next to your sub-badge.
Hmm...
This seems like a setup.
She does not give a fuck about the generator, huh?
This guy has come inside, by the way.
Here he comes.
Here he comes.
Here we go.
Not the porch.
Not the porch.
Do not lean against the porch.
It's possible you knocked out an NPC he could have come he would have come in to talk to
Oh, no, he might be right.
He has not come back in.
He's definitely killable on that side though so just going for this kind of move.
snitching.
What?
What in the seven sins story mission now?
I see you. I see you.
Um.
OK, I have an idea.
It's been last week about my tax returns.
Well, what are you doing?
Why are you delivering the mail into the middle of the night?
Absolutely imperative.
Everything is in order.
I've had trouble with the past with this sort of thing.
And since the business has taken off quite explosively lately,
I really need my taxes to be in order.
Well, that is what this is all about.
Just what?
I've said all of these electronically
this time, but this is not the case, so excuse me.
Hmm, there is a bush here.
I don't trust this bush, though.
We might have to trust the bush
Mrs. West, how are you doing today?
This is gonna move
I
That is on my safety belt.
You know, very high safety belt.
And you can see very less than anything.
My name is Roger.
I'm happy and clean of full.
I'm just fine on my own.
Oh, you're all right, Mr. West.
The other guy came back.
Wonderful day.
is it too late
excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
get back to the safe house I'll be in touch
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
I'm going in, fellas.
I'm going in.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Who we have?
Hmm.
All right, we need to remember that there are certain variations of this map to make
the surveillance tower like way more packed than normal.
Small bunny leaks for seven.
I don't need this.
Goodbye.
For the surveillance in the church basement, I forgot that was there, but I like going
to that tower, so probably not.
We don't need the banana.
We might need an explosive Yeah, the conservation is the one we got fucked
on last night.
There was literally like six more guys just roaming around the tower.
Normally there's like two or three guys you have to worry about.
I'm now a doubter.
Fuck you.
Why?
I won.
They go to Masked Look ceramic?
It is.
Hello, schlore poop.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Mmm.
You know, the thing about Sailing Assassin is that if we're wrong about the target,
we lose if we kill the wrong person? Yeah? Oh, well, better not get it wrong.
Only they report it. No, if you kill someone who's not your target, you
instantly lose. It's okay. I'm an expert.
Darnious exclusive.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Laser Frankel extra subit.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Nobody's found Poison Guard. Silent target takedown or rare mailer.
Well done, 47. We now know the current whereabouts of the Syndicate Eater.
How about some fiber wire?
provided you with new intel let's rock have a good triple to see normal italy
normal italy normal italy normal italy
welcome to sappy oh we now know the leader's current location however as we
don't know the exact description. This means you will have to do your own recon. But be
careful, they're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. To help you, we have the
following information. They are here for an exchange. We also know that they have brown hair. They are
wearing earrings. They are wearing a hat and wearing a necklace. We also know that the target is
agitated and nervous. And they see themselves as a foodie. I hope this will help. Be careful
447 Jeff George six were gifted
Who locks me in
I don't know, I'm not even a lockpick on this one, let's just get the hell out of here.
First thing's first, so target takedown, target takedown is non-lethal, huh, we fucked
up.
What the rat back
Frank!
Frank!
Keep it steppin'.
Also, you keep it steppin'.
Everyone keep it steppin'.
Okay, there was like a camera immediately out here, as well.
Well, now we need to make sure no one's coming up behind us.
How free of this guy moves.
Is there a rare melee on this map that isn't lethal?
Oh, sweet, thanks for the bits.
Well, time to scat down.
Oh my god the traitor you're right! You got a bunch of money!
Shmoney!
This bitch is all the way at the top of the fucking mansion right now dude.
But it's okay, cause we're gonna get lucky and can do one of these guys.
Oh, hide security man, get to know.
Thank you.
I work hard.
I work hard for the money.
Brown air check, earrings check, necklace check, hat check, prime suspect.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was nervousness, yep.
I need to like, find a place to hide.
Are you gonna be extra gifted there ain't no way
Hey, you better not be one of them.
You sound like a barracks person. Why is she not moving?
She ain't moving.
Tell me she's not bugged now right now.
Could be waiting for a meeting.
Amazing.
Is there a place to blend in?
I think there is down here.
There's one right next to her.
Dude, how fucking hardcore would it be if I got that spot, dude?
Holy shit, that would be cool.
Did she call meeting with a guy that was literally across the entire map or what?
I see you have the DJ.
I hope they for something and say something.
Wait, what's going on with the gun?
Is someone stalking you or what?
This is a phone moron.
I can take you in. Now move away.
Sorry.
Hmm, maybe I'll take this guy out roaming.
Beep-bop-bop-ba-da-bop.
Ba-bop-ba-da-bop.
Maybe not.
I don't know who-I don't know who...
Hmm, and there's nowhere to put this dude, really.
Happy the meeting!
No!
there's no
The minefield.
She's drinking.
It's not hurt.
Well, that's good.
This place sucks.
I see a fella in a hat.
first things first. And then we fucking...mortalize this guy for being a piece of shit.
Tell me about the color of your hair.
I can't tell.
Maybe when he turns around?
No, no.
No, no!
I'm trying to zoom in.
It's insane how I did not have an angle to zoom in, sir.
I think it's black.
There's no fucking way, man.
Where are you going?
Oh, no.
and
I can't fucking target him, dude.
Fuckin' look out!
Wait, she might not be a lookout.
Nah, she is a lookout the way she's moving.
No earring.
Never trust a skinny chef.
Thanks.
Wait, you call me fat?
Bro, it's Lookout City, man. This is actually, like, egregious.
I gotta beat this lady up.
Holy moly.
of
Looking good today, sir.
Thank you.
Is this not the lady that we were looking at first?
She was drinking though?
All right, well, maybe we are lucky in our targets at the top of the fucking mansion
I'm gonna get out of this bitch, man. Jesus Christ.
All right, we're going in the back way.
I think we have a crowbar, right?
Yes.
We can also blow a hole in this wall.
Once this dumb bear moves.
I don't know if I'm allowed to be here.
Okay, we're allowed to be here, that's good.
hearing hey there hope all is good hi everything is hello sorry sorry I'm still fucking sorry
You guys good?
You guys good?
Are you good?
Now you do this for some of the best.
Sorry, but do you need to leave the phone for a second?
Sorry
He's bald it's big smoke
We're in the freaking kitchen this is turning into a bad joke
Did I mention the bioengineering?
I've had Ebola for all I know.
Oh, my good Lord Christ.
Yeah, just keep a lookout, okay?
Please, let me know if anything pops up.
Where? Anywhere over here? That's where I'm...
Are you listening to me?
Colonel, thanks for the...
I'm so sorry, it's so rough, bro.
Run right nearby.
Dude, they're actually fucked. They're actually fucked.
I gotta get Maven's down here to fix that.
Okay, here's what we'll do.
do you mind? we're trying to have a private conversation there
haha my god no
I mean, like, what do we do other than start clearing these guys out?
Trank her to reset it? That's not a bad idea.
How do we hit a trinket on this dude?
That's fine. That was the body spawn objective.
Where are you going?
What are you doing, weirdo?
Oh my god, that's a phone.
dropping the boat off. I guess we'll be able to tell what kind of a meeting this is. Where
pretty good. It's over there. I don't think I'm allowed to be in here, so we're gonna
wait. Package. We might take this guy out actually.
It is a hand-over meeting.
Hey, Cook.
What's up?
What's up?
Are you there?
Fuckin' hell.
Fuckin' hell!
Do not come!
Whatever.
There's a guy moving past the window right now.
These guys are brutes, they are brutes.
What can we do about that?
Okay, she dropped a phone.
We can do this in a different way though.
I gotta take this guy out though.
How do we get up there?
the phone if we use the phone where do we even lure them that's the question we
We can lower them to our apartment.
Will they walk in?
This will surely fix their behavior, right?
Yep.
Yep.
But they're moving together.
I still don't know where that other guy is coming from.
Me, me, me-me, me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-e crashed!
I can't plan an explosive to kill them all because I can only kill the target.
pretty hard now. What up dude? Going to the APT?
of
the
of
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Okay.
Whatever.
Oh, come on.
Can you just go see what it was?
Sure.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
us sure brother we would call another meeting yeah man we might have a
situation I'll check the perimeter over
Excuse me?
It back to the startups.
I'll be in touch.
What?!
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing
I was gonna shrink the guy downstairs and knock him out
I was gonna hide him upstairs and they call another meeting and then I was gonna knock the lady out
And then I was gonna kill the guy and leave man
As you failed your campaign 47 the syndicates got away
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Hey bros, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he turned around on me. What a bitch.
We were too close.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Epic!
Time to draw the blade, boys.
Okay, I like a Dartmoor finale.
Excuse me.
Wait.
Yes.
That guy fucking killed me, dude.
What did I lose I think I lost my fiber one
The tranq oh we lose that anyway on campaign loss
What a
Mother freaking stringy
I bring the gear fiber you can go and free from medical room
Name one other situation in which I would use that
Oh wait
and big bay lake hill yeah but I got the katana we're good it's real as a
dude, we're so close, man!
it would have been funny if it wasn't him though
it had to be him, it had to be him
it had to be him
I looked at the lyrics for the Scatman song and the first lyric is literally skibbity.
Yep.
Coincidence?
Can you get a Klaakal and both are targets, yes.
You don't think that's true it is.
Uh.
Why wouldn't it be true, mate?
I think we're good to go.
How do we get both targets next to each other actually?
Hold up.
Calling an O.
Cross my blade.
I'm gonna pee and get some coffee.
i'm gana pickin get some coffee i'm ganna pickin get some coffee
微-tea
what's with the type of 101
he's just so good
that's how impudent he is
where are you looking
I
Oh, woe is me, why does this happen to me?
I always went to condoms for the maximum of safety
In our tiny flat, we built a peaceful habitat
Now our lives are fucked with our baby
Why did I get ash blocked?
I should have tried to get the weapon to drop GTA 6 announcement this week yo let's go
Let's go, dude!
Yeah!
Ooh, you know I'm reacting to that, baby!
Ooh, yeah!
Ah!
No!
This Perry feels easier to land so get pooped on bitch
I can even Perry birds
You find scared pussy or in hell
Three dude five four zero three way we can do the code here
I
Have a nice day
the
don't like this
You fuck! You fucking bitch!
Holy fuck!
I'm having a panic attack.
Just kicking my ass.
Oh, come on!
Guys, just kicking my ass.
Dude, no way!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Hello Scootie Jake.
Jake!
Do I put sugar in my copy?
Just some-
Welcome to Cuba.
No.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Try them down and do what you do best.
All right.
step they're on high alert it's not going to be easy be careful for it's
like it's shut up so that's where I set my respawn point on RuneScape
Lumby dude never changed that's my hood
there thank you if you think of anything please don't hesitate to let me know
enjoy your work
early that guy sees me
Okay, okay, okay, I take a look.
Stay here and have a cigarette.
Well, the one with targets would be the other one.
Oh man.
Oh, he's making chili.
Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.
Well...
Okay.
We should check it out.
Yes, sir.
okay we should check it out yes you should
of
That's what I even think, that's the technique.
I say, what has it been?
All right, okay we got a sound scout.
I know you're going to come back.
Well done, Forty-seven. This will surely be a blow to the city. Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
I got shit, I mean, where the fuck did he go?
Weaved it.
I was like, hey, where are you going, bro?
Dude, that guy blubbed it out of the room, man.
We should have thrown something out of the blue.
easiest map impressive work 47 easy to see you when you're ready for your next
assignment
dart
dart
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.
Do-do-do-dartmer wha!
Taste basics for some reason.
Sound assassin dartmer pep w?
Yeah.
What's freaking PEP W about the...
Go Kuday? Happy Go Kuday.
It's me.
How am I going to blow someone up and then hide them?
Oh, I know.
We blow them up and then leave them out.
A doi.
A doi.
Hey, it's me!
Well, well, well.
Fuck, my hands feel sticky, but I don't think they are.
Is this a cancer?
Ligma? Oh no.
Wait, let's get him.
Yippee!
Let's do it again.
Aw.
Wait, we should have stayed.
Because...
We could have afforded a dark gun with that much.
Okay, that's what I'm gonna have to know.
Oops.
I'll be in touch when you reach for a destination.
How do we...
We gotta...
How are we gonna blow this guy up?
alert we don't want them to slip away you know what to do 47 win
gotta go w mode
hmm
I think that's a guard.
is going to turn around.
Mumble beer.
England's most perceptive gardener, dude, holy fuck.
I hope I die in the autumn.
Oh
That sound effect knew the one words ticking up toward you getting discovered now
move now
Mama Mia!
I
Think you'd see it
Go for it dude
Excellent work 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate
Hmm.
How do we get this guy?
Of course it's fun to have it if it's trespassing for the gardeners to be up here.
First, let's find out if it's trespassing for the gardeners to be up here.
Nice.
Quick kick in that car, you jerk!
Do we do old reliable bush over here?
This is a good bush.
This is a good bush.
Okay.
I'm just going to worry about this guy.
We just gotta worry about this guy.
We're gonna set this guy up for the Explosive Kill.
What the?
Come on, I've got some strange noises here, looking into it.
Over.
Hello?
Where is my motherfucking baseball, dude?
Do not blow it up. Do not blow that shit up.
Okay.
I think there's a better way to get in here
hmm I got the bananae no can you make them slip on soap
No way.
Oh, it's going to work!
Oh
Those I made what did I do wrong?
Crap
Pretty...
Oh, he's cleaning.
I did not know that they did that.
Let's go look at the safe.
It's freaking upstairs, dude.
Oh, I know where it's at.
Yes, hi Cassie. It's me again. Edward. I know I'm not supposed to meet you at all, but this is the last time I promise.
It's just... I don't have a handle on the situation.
Where do you go?
I don't have a camera. I can't do my legs. My eyes are not working properly.
Licker.
You can't have anyone.
The other thing is that I'd be asked to perform the utility at the funeral event tomorrow.
I don't think that's so unbelievable.
But even though Mother is still alive, we still have to go through with the funeral.
Calculating?
Hmmmm...
Shoot her in the head!
I have to write the utility.
I don't think I can.
We gotta wait.
I
Hmm
Hello.
Hello then.
like surely I can choke him out and then put him in here without being seen
I think he's going to leave.
He ain't leaving, fellas.
Let's look for some rat poison.
Yeah, rat poison.
I don't remember where it is.
Yeah, that's surveillance.
The grocery's arrived.
And some of the delivery people were inactive with the security of the...
I
Love that
And that stuff from your accident manipulation, what a fun I know
Make a quick little circuit for anything of like where I found rat poison this matter
Oh my god.
This guy sees from really far away.
You're really pissing me off.
I've got some strange noises here looking into it over who is there
Oh my god.
Could have been here.
What is up with these fuel cells?
still fucking here, man.
Oh, man, I got so excited.
I feel the hair of my back and back.
Oh no, it's right there, dude!
Oh no!
Yeah, no!
What was that sound?
Hello?
And now we wait.
You know, we might be able to actually hit her with one of these.
The problem is that my gun's not very accurate.
What?
Let's go kill this guy so he doesn't come back.
we didn't kill him that guy
Heh heh.
The Elmamento of Truth.
No way.
Please keep going.
Well done 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate
All right when we blow this guy up let's hope his corpse does not get sent flying out of the bush
No one found this guy, man!
Build them all, I must.
Murdoch makes for 7.
Almost.
Hey, we got all.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Doing blast furnace right now, it's such ass.
work you did back there I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment
better than you've done well 47 we now have information on the ticket leaders
Without blast furnace
He's me. I don't know if you guys heard that I've provided you with new intel
Giants foundry better
What XP do you get for blast furnace again, I forget
of
the smithing
of
the
His blood fur is so wow-rayed.
Oh, dungeon.
Dungeon.
Oh, need me lockpick.
Please don't be on the fucking boat, although we can swing the boat. We can swing the boat, I think.
I don't know.
Wonka.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Are you a coward if you avoid the wilderness in Runescape?
Yeah.
You can go, you can get shit done in the wilderness at like no risk, pretty much, so.
I did uh, got Veedion.
Oh, I was looking for the dragon pickaxe.
I mean like there's like a little risk, you know what I mean?
And then like the CC we did uh, I mean they routinely do bear masses or like will-de-boss
masses and or like agility course you just gotta understand how not to flag up
and lose shit that you bring out there and I can't remember how to explain it
welcome to Miami it's time to play we got real Miami the leader is currently
operating in the area however we have real Miami dude real Miami dude real Miami
We have the following information. They are here for a business meeting. As for the description,
we know that they have grey hair, they are wearing necklaces, they are wearing earrings,
and glasses. We also know that the target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind,
And they smoke. I hope this will help. You know what to do, 47.
I'll wait till Miami.
I'm not sure what that means.
I need the crystal, I...
Wait, what?
Well, I can't figure it out.
Yeah, thanks.
Do I?
I wish I had a better position.
What?
The gunner?
Me, me, me, me, me, I'll, I'll, I'll...
Hmm...
Ah, here they are.
Where are they?
There they are.
They look like they're on fire.
They're in the woods, don't you think?
All right, let's move here.
They're in the woods, don't you think?
They're in the woods.
Thank God. Dude, you don't think Scatman's World Nightcore remix bangs? I don't know if
we can be friends anymore, dude.
Calling out from Scatman's world.
Okay, well let's go ahead.
touch okay well let's go ahead
you
Would be a real shame if you walked over here.
Scatman's World.
Scatman's World.
Where do we get the key for that boat?
Oh wait? I need that guy's gun.
Oh no! In the shack?
Dub.
Ohhhh! They're escaping! That's a door.
But there's a shop and a safe on this map.
We're going back in.
I'm going in.
Jim, it's me, bruv.
It's me, mate. It's me.
I'll save for you.
Oops, someone left their super top secret tablet on the ground.
Don't mind if I do.
I
Hmm
Found it.
Ow!
Alright, where's the motherfucking gun merchant?
Oh, he's all the way across.
Uh, we're gonna go... north.
Nah, we can go this way.
Don't forget it
I belong here look at them
They're shifting crates and that means a lot of people are signing up.
Damn.
Move.
Hey, watch it!
You should your bid as a...
...sound map.
I need to speak to the owner of the robber nose.
It's good.
You there. You need anything? I might just have what you need.
You need it? I can lead the way.
Start good.
Yay!
Yippee!
If you need more, you know where to find me.
Let's just say, hit yourself.
Oh boy, it's the Slavic army!
That's what you call it!
Her fellows?
Oh, he's not pooping himself!
He's immune.
Dude the cop ran into the room where they were smoking weed.
There's no way.
What the hell?
You're dead, mate.
You're dead, man.
Oh, no.
I see the
Okay, gotta go
Fuck I think we lose the 1000 mercies
Where is he?
Not in here, Spile.
on you willing but I don't want to die sorry I made the right decision
all because I wanted to make that guy shit himself dude it's just not fucking fair
Hey, see you at the barbecue later.
I just hope for out there for another 5 minutes or so.
Dub.
Dubski! Dubski!
Well done 47.
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
Are you 10k I lost my last bet I slipped you 10k bro w
Oh what the hell I can hold 15 now
Wow wow wow wow wow wow
Well done 47 the syndicate has been eliminated however I haven't tell that there are more
Connected finish the job take a little and you will be well rewarded. Oh, you're ready
Yeah, oh
Wait, hold up because we've we've destroyed one syndicate
We're allowed to change our costume now
Swag Yoda.
Swag Yoda.
Let's just do this one.
the games.
Why not unlock more suits?
get back to the safe house I'll be in touch
shut up
it's fucked up dude
Gonna grab our dark guns.
Oh my god, it could be the boat. Oh Jesus.
Aye-aye-aye.
Oh, we're gambling right now.
Surely not there, right, fellas?
This is a safe one.
Ha-ha-ha.
Such a fucking lap-em, you bitch.
You want some cool outfits? You can start the DLC, elusive targets from the Himan 3 destination,
and get them on the mission start. You buy one as sick golden suit. Wait, that's epic.
Epic!
There's mushrooms all the way over here.
two ingredients for the mom aren't there for me are they an upgrade in the garage I think
so yeah it's been so long since I unlocked it let's pretend let's never pretend like
you're gonna touch the main game I mean I I unlocked the fedora I've been off stream
That said, I don't know if I see myself unlocking anything else.
I wonder if there's a mod that'll unlock all the way forward.
That would be swag.
Yeah, poor mod 69.
Had an excellent idea
to combine those two and I misread it.
I thought it was just like an outfit that you could pick up.
safe journey 47 not something you could do every time if you wanted to not the
boat welcome to Miami Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members
are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best however
they're on high alert so you need to be careful you know what to do 47
I'm Simon's pistol on both. We're not doing that one.
Hell nah, mine.
These things suck.
Ooh, that doesn't suck.
Just come back if you need more.
Do you guys think I will lose if I crowbar this open?
this open I don't see anyone looking at me
See you Jay, thanks for subbing
I heard something.
You can get in the car.
I'm gonna turn to the sails.
I'm gonna kill them.
I'm aware that you're in the restricted area.
You need to stay in front.
There.
I'm gonna die.
No you don't!
I wonder if I could... man, maybe we, like, pranked Art that guy?
You're a weak kid. Go back to the Fevellas.
Fuck, dude.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
If we Frank Dark, either one of those guys were fine. That panicked. Fuck, dude.
What did I learn? I learned that there is a guy who patrols down there.
That was a bold attempt, 47. Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I am sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
No, I could I could have gotten some assassin really easy there because we had the poop
dark guns.
So we just we just shoot the other guy like there was a guy downstairs that's I know if
for a fact is really easy to get and then the other person we literally just hide in
the poop dart of them and then around them easy peasy poop dart
Hell no those doors ain't staying locked.
Hell no!
Excuse me.
Oh, I got shoes.
We got to downgrade our suit again.
I
Even want that banana
My fucking loser dude I forget loser
Oh, yeah, there it is.
You can do the scamming out of it, it doesn't clip well with Yoda's head.
Clip it, Chad.
Chat? Chat, clip it. Hey, clip it.
Chat, was that run WRL?
Dude, if I just- Oh my god, I'm running- I'm going over in my head when I could've done-
I could've done so many things better, but I'd say I literally just sat there, it did nothing.
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
You would be bad at war?
You mean like real life war?
Probably.
Oh the card game!
Oh
We see I say
They've journey 47
Oh
Me back
I'm cracking my back when I make what am I done?
We have intel that the syndicate is out of the area
But they are on high alert so tread carefully or they will slip away be careful 47
Hi, I don't remember how I used to do this
What? It's my... It's my room!
The bed is not properly made. See that it's done right away.
That was very creepy.
Why can't we get that voice?
I'm very sorry about the inconvenience sir the fuck are you doing in here leave
Yep, here I go choking again.
I'm really scared she's going to see me in the window boys.
Throw the mirror.
I'm looking for a key.
No such luck.
I think it's even trespassing for me to go down that hole there.
Yeah, sup everybody
Do not fucking go in that bathroom.
Oh god it's one way.
Ooh.
Speedboat!
Alright, I don't care about suit only.
Let's just get this shit down, bros.
Dude, where did this guy go?
Oh, I can't even get back in.
Well, let's hope he doesn't go in the bathroom, guys.
I
Gotta get past you man
I go to that bathroom now we know
I was gonna boom
oh my god there's not even anything useful in there other than the fucking
key I think this one would have been moderately easy I talk to the boss man
about these uniforms I don't know like the proper route to get in you know I
I mean, there's like an entry-level key, but we literally just climb on the outside of the map.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I have the patience to figure out what mods I need for base game to play this, so I'm playing the Roblox version.
They're like, I hit man on Roblox, dude. What the flip?
What the flip?
What the flip?
What?
No, when you're ready for your next assignment.
Hmm cringe but doable
Disposable scrambler
Hmm.
Welcome to Dubai.
Welcome to Dubai.
Wherever stream modded Skyrim. No, I stream modded Oblivion though.
Welcome to Dubai.
You did?
Oh my god, yeah, no I did, I did a...
It was a...
Permanent mod for Skyrim.
I remember.
God, that must have been like...
2017?
2018?
Oh yeah, the random starting point won as well, yeah.
store legal oh my god yeah we're just gonna go up the set yeah let's just go
in
normally
Oh, we're gonna ignore the do not passify objective if we can.
We might not have to passify anyone, though.
You will see.
Shadeek and Jay-Trading, thanks for 7.
All am I?
21.
21.
67.
The guy who asked that type lol on all the caps so I can only assume he'd be laughing
his shit off right now.
Holy shit.
Easy dub joke dude.
Give me the scalpel.
It's illegal.
Give me the stethoscope.
You playing any leagues big dawg?
Nope.
be in touch when you reach your destination.
Nope.
Lazy's for people who played RuneScape when they were growing up, dude.
I'm firmly convinced about that.
What do you mean?
There's just that you play you play normal runescape so much that you need something like that to like mix it up
Thank you, please proceed
But I'm not I'm not hating on these let's be clear. I think looks cool genuinely
It's just not what I get out of a runescape personally, so
What this helps?
Ain't no way you can see me bro
Yeah, I should go this way wait I should go this way
Nope.
Alrighty!
They are side by side up there right now.
This might be the easiest dub of our lifetime.
What are you doing here?
Fuckin' weird-ass bit.
Well, this is the receptionist.
Before the penthouse, please say no, dude.
Oh, fuck, no!
Oh, hell.
I don't know what's going on.
Dude, and it's, you know what's so fucked up?
You know what's so fucked up?
If it wasn't no firearms, I could literally propane tank them both and get away with both.
I literally cannot use a gun so whatever man, whatever dude.
Whatever.
Oh
hold on
of
Why is the move past window button the same as the get go inside button?
Yes, man.
What the fuck?
Dude, what the fuck?
That's not the way we should go on it.
I fucked up.
I thought it was like a cool new path though, dude. It was gonna be so awesome, man.
Dude, I swear to god, I saw at the bottom
move past window when I hit X.
Bad luck, 47. Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready.
I
Forgot which oh, I know it's not columbia is probably my least ever man. I'm kind of sucks penis dude. I'm on being TBH
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, bud
Okay, we might be able to do it on this one.
Oh my god, it's suit only though.
Oh, hell no.
We can do it. We can do it on training.
Oh!
Oh, yeah, you went from a 900k to 280k?
Okay, well, I think you need about 250k on this SASO Chongqing map.
Okay.
And then you'll make it all back.
Wrong name.
Oh, I guess you're the thing where you're like, oh, you said something racist, but like
That's literally how you pronounce it, by the way, but okay.
Ha ha ha ha!
Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, you guys.
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
Omega lol.
I need my lockpick.
Got it.
Alright, as long as we're slow in methodical, you'll be I.
I'm gonna become the hitman.
John Hitman.
I also need to resist the urge to shove people off of those walkways, then we're probably
gonna spawn on.
I'm gonna go appear real quick as I regard here.
Take the entire ox, BRB.
You
Yeah.
Look at the creeper one.
That's pretty great if you have me.
Damn.
This place is coming along nice.
Done.
I
Antonio let you came to your senses
Take me Jesus
You can tell I'm gonna do an actual acess cuz he's barely said it word this whole time.
Looks good.
I do like it.
This is crazy.
Looks like we found our AI.
I will say- This is a screensaver, Jai.
I will say who listens to this actual genre of music though cuz I've never met a single
person that does.
I'm afraid to punch this.
Yeah, let's do it.
The fact this guy was not helping the way at age earlier than most of the elements
thought where she was able to wield it with extremis. She retired with a lavish life that
her parents showed her with the side to seek out adventure and try to entertain herself.
Her milk tastes like strawberries due to the elemental influence on her, dude.
Do you think anyone's ever role played like a Toran female who like feeds people her milk?
That's a good idea.
Ten wide pit.
Items still burning, there's no fucking way to...
It collapsed, dude.
The fucking done, man.
I should have stopped playing.
I was gonna stop early.
Dude, more attempts tomorrow, I guess.
God damn it, man.
Fuck you guys.
It's not even your fault, it's my fault.
I'm stupid.
I'm-
So this one looks 1 million percent trapped.
So let us, uh, care.
I should have shot it!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What?
Ah, yeah!
The Jowderman!
I'm the Jowderman!
You're like...
They've got game opinions, dude.
That's cool.
One, no one gives a shit, okay?
Two, no one gives a shit.
You're like
They've got a game opinions dude, that's cool one no one gives a shit, okay two
You're not a game critic and you probably won't ever be a game critic in fact the the whole aura of being a game critic is
inherently super fucking cringe and subjective
No one gives a shit. No one ass
only when I play new games does this happen you get the fucking the phd
chatters at twitch have been like dude in my opinion that that sentence could
have used three less words it really interrupted the the karmic flow of the
video game bro shut the fuck up man no one gives a fuck I sure I certainly
don't the other chatters reading your stupid fucking dribble don't none of
your friends do, Jesus Christ himself, someone who is contractually obliged to listen to
you, Winge doesn't.
What the fuck?
No way no fucking way come on guys you're gonna make me blush
How come this guy's more handsome than his son they got the same build to
small head big shoulders, dude
He's breeding stock is what I'm trying to say
All that for this shit, dude
People play D&D. Sorry the most handsome and popular people in the world
If you don't play D&D, you're old. That's actually statistically true
Fuck you
I just hear a shotgun blast.
I told the medic to fix his lights.
Quick, block my path please.
What up?
I wish this game had like a real ending dude.
I would play it all the way through it.
if it was like a stupid yippie you did it
fake John makes for seven
Wahoo you did it welcome to John King the syndicate is currently operating in
the area find them and eliminate wait she said John King they're on high alert
it's not going to be easy Godspeed 47 bro I fucking googled it hang on
That's the British pronunciation American one
So she's wrong.
Where's the fourth man?
Wait, what is he searching for?
What is happening?
I think they got a whole ass squad over there.
Wait, I got the pooped arcad.
Oh my god, there's so many different guards roaming the streets on this one.
No firearms?
No, it's too lonely.
I can read!
I cannot interact with those.
This might be a propane tank angle.
Wait, it looks like I can interact with this car.
Is there a car bomb I can get?
How do I blow it up without killing everyone?
That's the need for it.
I don't think it's very neat at all.
I hate you.
Go away.
Okay
We've seen his full rounds
Who told you well, oh I'm so well man so well
I don't think they change their recipes at this point.
There's no reason to start messing with perfection, but you're getting sexy for every time.
Where can I shoot this from?
That suit.
Classic.
Thank you.
Yoyk!
For the love of the game, no, for the $1,000 Redoos!
It's clear! Nothing here!
What if... Please no!
Oh my...
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Dude, how do I... My plan was to shoot this?
Man, where can we shoot that from?
Dude, my dark gun, man.
Can we do it from up here?
No.
up here
Dude, what a shame
I see her. She could be around here.
She'll be...
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.
I very expected the spark of an issue in 30 years of the rest of...
Oh!
Got it!
,
It's like sparking!
Yeah, I know. I'm the situation.
Why don't we even get this guy?
This is definitely a dark kill.
I saw the gas.
My fucking dark gun dude, that's the worst.
Bikes are easier to explode.
He walked by a bunch of bikes but they were not highlighted when I used Hitman's vision
So can you blow those up
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid
Shut up. We know that nothing is predictable in this line of work
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
Chop
I do not have an Epic Sniper Rifle.
I think we do it on this one.
I need to make a bomb.
You been bowling lately?
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
When's the last time you won a full campaign?
A long time ago.
Was a long time ago.
Was the last time you had Jersey Mikes?
Spend a little bit, all of a minute.
Is the only way to win Chain, winning them all in a row?
On hard, yeah.
You finished a hardcore, I doubt it.
Very easy to finish a hardcore.
If you do not pick Silent Assassin,
but I'm not playing the win, per se.
I'm playing to become a stealth gamer then do it I have the next question
next question I have I have done that
Gee, I sure hope this car battery comes in handy.
Mayo on grilled cheese thoughts.
Um...
Yeah. I'd fuck with that.
Honestly, I don't really like grilled cheese too much.
People tend to put like too much cheese on that, bitch. You know what I mean?
Meow meow meow meow.
It's a bit too decadent.
Yeah, I think Mayo's, I think Mayo's, I think Mayo's overhated.
I think that shit overhated, bro, if I'm being honest.
There's some good Mayo's, like when people think Mayo, they think like the shitty, like
Hellman's like.
Welcome to the Maldives.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away. Be careful, guys.
Too much cheese this guy?
Dude, just because it's called a grilled cheese doesn't mean that the layer of cheese
used to be thicker than, like, as thick as, like, the bread that you're using, you know what I mean?
Like, bro.
It does.
All right.
All right, burger.
I have literally never been in this room by the way.
What room is that?
Do you think Hellman's is a bad tribe?
Amazing mikes?
Sorry.
Sir, please behave. You're drawing attention to yourself.
Sorry.
Monka?
I need you to like fuck off for a second
and
all this guy's coming back
I
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate
Syndicate member eliminated
I forgot they have gigavision on this map-
OHHHHHH!
Oh, these two guys!
They're the gigavision idiots!
How unfortunate, my brother appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
No, my-my silent pistola!
Dola
It's okay, I was re-rolling for the dark gun guy
As you have a research on pain 47 the syndicates got away
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment
gamble
I'm a fucking loser, dude.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Ooh.
It's like a darkened light.
Uhhh...
Okay, okay, okay.
Silent Spistle Galapagal, I have that melee galapagal.
Yeah we got that.
I wasn't sure if I lost my katana.
Boom...
I want to see you attempt the drive-by-poop briefcase.
The stars need to align...
I want to try it too.
I ripped off part of my thumbnail and this shit hurting right now boys.
Get Clippers you Philistine.
Dude, that's so boring, though.
My nail biter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've never had an ingrownail before.
You chipped a tooth doing that?
Holy moly.
Blood's got brittle teeth.
I guess all the teeth are just bones.
Isn't that kind of weird?
Weird?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
That hippo cat likes to resemble me.
You know your bones are just teeth?
Yeah, they're like sensitive teeth though, because I got like the tendons and shit, dude.
They're like pussy teeth.
And I'm not talking vagina dentata.
Tendons lol, sorry, nerves, nerves.
I meant to say nerves, I meant to say nerves, I meant to say nerves.
Don't call me a dumbass, I'm not a dumbass.
Nobody watch that?
You guys haven't seen Teeth?
The movie?
I guess you're just not a flick guy like me.
You're not a letterbox guy like me, you know what I mean?
Have a good trip, 47.
Not into films like me.
You know what I mean?
I
Have okay, I present welcome to Chongqing here and you could members are currently in the area
Find them and take them down. We're the fuck am I this is no walk in the park
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful
You know what to do 47 all
I remember when I first started playing this game, I got my briefcase lost up here.
All depth four
Shut up!
This might be an old one, but I'm not going to lie, bros, I'm not going to lie.
I think maybe I can shoot it off.
Let's try.
We've got to get a gun though.
Explode it off?
Wait, he's right.
So how can we guarantee that our explosive will land in the correct position?
Oh no, dude.
How do I even get out of here?
Oh!
Reap cases sometimes get teleported to the storage spot.
Why I got a feeling that shit ain't gonna happen to me?
Try throwing something at it first?
Dude, there's guys here!
Hmm.
Okay.
We didn't ult that far on that one boys.
We didn't ult that far on that one boys.
That's a refund on the belt.
I wonder if that's how I literally got my briefcase stuck the last time.
It was.
Dude, every other thing you throw in the game, by the way, has no- like you can literally
throw something and then a door can close between you throwing it and having it
and you're the thing you throw will go through the door. Any other item that I
throw makes it into that fucking window except for the briefcase which has
collision. Why?
Hey, get the rest of their walls, dude.
They all do when tossing.
Hmm, you might be right, actually.
I don't know.
Hey, we got our Katana.
Hey, we got all our stuff.
Yippee!
I think my objectives are different, though.
That little guy needs secret emotes in here.
Yeah dude.
Here, I heard a frog 4.
Oh, they're the same, nice.
There you go.
Even the spawn point and targets will be the same.
Okay, I've never ulted forward before for sure.
I think that's a reasonable all day for them. I literally was gonna lose my katana to John King
But you know what to do but they're on high alert so tread carefully or they was
You know what to do
Calling out to scat man's world
We got any people we can push?
I got a chance to look.
I got nothing for you.
Be there.
I got a katana someone.
Murder style.
Oh, hi there.
Bro, she did not even hear that shit.
I'm getting my money from this bitch.
Bitch better have my money.
Hello? Hello?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
If she's seeing my feet, what is happening?
I just...
I'm out.
Beeeeeee.
I hear another courier, but who?
You can get a push kill on one of those guys.
We guys think the city actually looks like this IRL.
Neon.
No.
I'm gonna be rich! Get the hell out of here, huh?
Come on, man! Pick that up!
No.
I'm gonna be rich! Get the hell out of here!
I got this one, and it says I can make a lot of money.
You expect that you may suffer possible.
We have one lockpick, and I think we use it here.
Oh, my god.
What's the plizan?
The fucking camera right there.
Hmm.
Ah-ha.
I
Man someone just bruised something. What dude? No
No!
Go downstairs, go downstairs, go downstairs, go downstairs.
Hmm, is there a word to hide ya?
Nope.
Any windows to shove you out of?
Yes.
You guys think that's a kill?
of
What was that?
What was that?
down. Do the music.
Sing it!
Excellent work 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
And now, to the laboratory of hell.
Wait, there's a safe here.
And now, to the safe of hell.
Don't care.
I just read the design don't look like it's looking for clues.
Dude, they got a cloning vat here.
Gross.
What do you think they're cloning, Vin Diesel?
Five.
What do you think they're cloning, Vin Diesel?
Dude, the blood can't even remember his mom's name.
I
Mean
I think we're kind of shmooping like a hitman right now.
Thoughts?
I'm so much about someone who's going on in that movie.
Does anyone remember the fucking door code, by the way?
0118.
Nice, nice, nice.
See, I knew it at one point, guys.
I can't hold it.
One more time.
Please, not.
Um...
Come on, thanks.
It's an old problem.
Put her in the sewer.
Sewer lady.
We're gonna take a look at this.
You can literally just follow that lady in by the way, I don't even know why I asked.
You got cash?
I got if something to sell.
You got Dark Gun? In parenthesis cheap version?
No.
That's my Bandy.
If you...
need anything else, you know where to find me. Access wanted.
Can you possibly sound any more evil?
Security protocol overruled
I can't dump her
I never caught anything in the frisk ever.
I suppose it's weather there.
Preventative measures.
Yeah.
You gotta keep security tight.
It's just how I like it.
You know Royce commended me for showing initiative?
Yeah.
In person.
in person. Holy moly, dude.
Hey, where does this go? Up.
Um, let's just get an apple.
Since since we already have one.
I don't need anything to...
Wait, where's my wrench?
Whoops!
I want to know what these icons on the map are.
What is this shit?
Oh, there's things we can use with our...
Was that not the icon on the car?
Uh-oh.
Where was this keycard right there?
God bless!
Hmmmm...
Hmmmm...
Oh my!
security protocol overruled hmm
hey come over here coward
I should have kept me briefcase.
I can't dump this!
What's he win the void? Holy shit.
What the hell is this?
It doesn't let you run down here, it's weird.
Let's drop this.
Is this the dongle?
This is tier two.
Where the flip do we get tier three?
In here.
Wait, what tier was that? Oh, I just hit the button.
Wait, I got this.
Now they're gonna work.
There we go.
Hmm, I don't give a fuck about the cameras.
draws my ancestral blade.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, this guy was deep, huh?
This guy's fucking hell of a deep.
Yeah, this guy was deep, huh?
This guy's fucking hella deep.
I
I traveled a long way to kill you.
Quite the journey indeed.
We should check the shop before we leave
What the fuck
I
Can say that again, I wouldn't mind ocean be inside
Please be a lot please be a lot please be a lot
Run Yoda, run like the wind, where is this guy?
Oh my god.
We already checked
two
two
I've had a person to un-succeed all that for dude, you know I should back that I'm ready
when you've prepped the next assignment
It's gonna tough to say, I think I would prefer Shodown on Dubai.
Either map I think is gonna be overly crowded.
I need something to throw.
Thomas DK, they should have it. Beat this syndicate and I will serve.
promises because if I get some assassins I'm too in.
Sorry.
Oh, I need my lockpick actually.
I don't need a lockpick.
Should we gamble?
Nah, we shouldn't gamble.
Don't wanna register? Thanks for 9.997, appreciate it.
Have a good trip, Fortes.
Wheeeeeeeeee!
You know what I've never had a good thing, a good one of is soup dumplings, dude.
People talk about how good soup dumplings are, bro. Shit man, this shit was kinda mid.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
track them down and do what you do best however I'm not saying walk in the park
the ones that I had
I got nowhere to hide anymore, dapple.
I need some help here, please.
I'm just gonna keep going down.
You need to keep up this.
There's a real mouthy troublemaker out there.
I'm sure of it.
I was trying to advise you to leave the area.
I'm gonna call the men.
Anybody there?
Come in.
We need to get out of here.
We need to get out of here.
We need to get out of here.
We need to get out of here.
Anybody there? Come in!
We have a situation, some kind of disturbance.
There's not too much going on.
I've got nothing to do with the war, so I say it's over.
Sir! You shouldn't be here! You shouldn't be anywhere near here!
Come here, take your money.
Get on the go.
Oh, fuck!
Hey, you're dressed as a man.
How'd you see me?
Take that!
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Oh my god. I need some help.
Flob Keiko.
Take that.
Well, gotta blast.
Holy fuck that guy is far away.
It's a free shot of shotgun in the office? Wait, reels?
Hold up.
How bad. We do need the bat. I can't put it on my back.
Oh, in here?
Dude, I don't know the fucking code.
Oh...
I see it.
What the hell?
Use the force.
go prone dumbass I can't I was up
did I don't fucking care I'm gonna be honest
bring your own way home we go up
Old Moon wouldn't have given up on the shotgun. Dude, it's probably like a green-tier fucking shitty
poopy butt hole gun or some shit, you know what I mean?
I ain't ever using that shit. On God, I'm not.
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate what how
One
Are they both over there oh
There's got in the woods
security
I think we got to go...
Wait, am I looking at the guy in the woods? Yes.
Oh, let's get the fuck out of this building.
Sorry, ma'am.
Oh my god, it's illegal for me to have the katana.
Uh-oh.
Hmm...
Oh, what?
So it's Violet's then.
We left... oh no.
Oh, fellas.
Do not come in here.
This is my room.
No guards allowed.
It's okay to have the katana, but we've got a cool biker suit on.
in the neighborhood
Hey
How is this
You know
well let's go get the guy now we'll save the guy in the woods for last
I think anyone's ever like turned on in vulnerability and like went on a massacre
on this level like by themselves it's like some shit you would see on like a lot
in order SBU or some shit like a like a like a teenager like in his room alone
and playing hit man with him vulnerability just like killing a bunch of like NPCs he's a good boy
he's a good he's a good kid he's a good kid
why sbu oh he probably like a sex crime or some shit i don't know sb is the only law and order
I've ever watched as well, so...
Bail, Bail, Bail...
Isn't it Goldberg was on SBU as a crackhead?
You guys know that?
Hmm...
She watched her.
I don't know if Wilberg was in the Mighty Ducks, but he wasn't lawn or a spears of cracker.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Logan Paul was on lawn over SVU too?
Yeah, but Hulberg did it first, so.
Just waiting to make another do-
Oh, man.
Poser!
Bro, there ain't no way you saw me.
It's not like I'm trying to be a jerk in here.
And I'm just trying to do my job.
Who the fuck is this guy?
I found him!
What's that guy doing with his gun? Jesus.
Lookin' very pushable, my man.
Lookin' very stabable, actually.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Well, we just got to travel across the entire map.
I
Roger
Christ's sake
Yes
I'm mad
They can climb us
That's awesome
My bad, why I swear I killed that guy earlier you be
Well, time to find this guy in the woods and give him the old what for I'm going the wrong way
Keep that gun hosted son. This is a katana in a bag.
I need a quick one-liner. Give me a quick one-liner. Anyone? Anyone? I'll take anything.
It's just been revered.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Swaggerna, swaggerna, swag-or-na, swag-or-na.
SWA-G-O-R-N-A-H.
Press A for seven.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
There's no safe.
We know Dubai like the back of our, I don't know, the back of something, like the, like a papyrus scroll.
Yeah.
Should be easy, you know.
Timed!
Psycho!
Don't need this shit.
Don't need this shit.
Gotta make a syringe.
Dude, I'm actually needles now. Check it out.
I got lethal. I got sedative. I got a medic, dude. I got every- I got heroin.
I got fentanyl. I got TB.
The character looks dumb.
Does a spinning backhand and knocks you out?
Yeah.
I thought you haven't seen one of those in a while.
It's just been revoked.
I'm gonna be our be real quick after I make this bomb
I'm hostile I have like seven chatters so they can you stop maybe they should dodge my my abilities
My moves.
Boom.
No firearms.
That shit ain't happening.
We have now tracked down the syndicate need is location
I've provided you with new intel guys. I just got home from a cruise yesterday
I woke up at 5 p.m. Feelin real sick anyone want to go out to the club
Hmm. I think I'm gonna go on three international flights. I'm sorry
Hmm
I'm gonna spit on everyone, okay.
We're gonna go to every corner of the earth.
We're gonna go to America, China, fuckin' South America, yeah.
South Africa.
Boom.
Greenland.
Mr. Worldwide.
I'm not married back, one second.
You
Hello?
What's kind of a banger?
I don't think I've done a showdown in Dubai.
Money.
Hello moon bitch.
Whoa, so we're just swearing now, got it, so we're just slurring now, dude.
This guy's actually gonna say the B word.
way to help you we have the following information they are attending a covert meeting we also have
the following description on their books we know that they have brown hair they are wearing earrings
they are wearing glasses and wearing a necklace as for characteristics we know the target
enjoys reading and they see themselves as a foodie i hope these towels can be used to your
You're advantage. Be careful to yourself. And most of all, be careful.
Come on!
No! No!
Huh? See you later.
Aaaaaaah!
Watch the Agent 47 moves. I actually have seen them. It wasn't very good.
That's okay.
Not on acidics for self?
You better not.
I'm allowed to be here.
I don't like to be here though.
Hello.
Hello!
You fucking bastard!
I have a good shift tomorrow, don't you like it?
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Hmm.
Wait, what kind of meeting was that?
Fuck.
Covid meeting?
I hope nobody got sick, dude.
hair, earrings, glasses.
She looked nervous.
I
Gotta get up here now
Oh my god.
I'm not trespassing, am I an idiot?
I need no necklace ma'am.
Noob.
I need that propane tag.
Excuse me.
Uh-huh.
Fuck. Oh, I still had it. What the hell?
I thought I dropped it when you do that.
Glasses? Use tattoo though.
One, two, three, four.
We have anyone on top?
No.
I think I need a guard costume.
Fuck.
BOOM FOR THEM!
FUCK!
Ready to run!
Gimme your costume!
Give me your costume.
This thing is really not turning out to be the best one.
Oh, I can't...
It's not even the right kind of meat.
Well, what do we do?
I don't want to kill her, I'll lose money.
Eh, I'm just gonna do it.
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm invisible invisible
Please let me pick that up. Oh
Oh gosh, well, let's get the loot
Note to self this baseball explodes
You wanna buy something?
Yeah, I got it all.
Darkon!
Darkon!
Darkon!
Darkon!
Darkon!
Darkon!
Darkon.
He's talking.
I come to think of it, it's got a cold background right now.
Samooney!
If you need more, you know where you are.
God
Not stupid lady
Excuse me, excuse me, I'm your superior officer.
I'm not stupid, the Rose Propane Day.
So what?
I think we want that helicopter outfit now.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM.
Wait, how did I get down?
Ohhhhhhhh.
Oh no.
I got new freight floors up for two non-targets who inspired me through your game play nice
That's what we like to call a double Rooney
Shut up
Shut up. I'm talking to me
I need to become a helicopterman once more.
time to go even further beyond. And this is to pilot a helicopter at 50 miles an hour.
Oh, gotta go!
was the yellow symbol in the main app. It means it's an alerted territory and every
territory on hard is alerted so it doesn't matter.
Sorry sir, did you have something?
Look, I'll just have the one drink. I'm sure if I need it out there one of the technicians
will come and find me.
I want to share it with you.
Oh!
It's time.
Blonde.
Excuse me, Mr. You dropped something.
Yep, sure did.
That might be that.
Oh, don't be silly.
I'm not stupid.
I don't want to talk.
I'm still shocked.
I have an idea for the next exhibition.
Sir, I'm sorry. This is a restricted hood.
Oh my god.
Now don't show yourself around here anymore.
I'm sorry.
I don't have a bag here.
It's a gold mine.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sir, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Brown hair?
Hmm.
Necklace?
Earrings?
Glasses?
Hey, excuse me, sir.
I think you dropped that.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry.
mocks you
wait I've seen her before
bold
we can't mess this up by the way
because I don't know how else Axton kills someone on this map
That's why it's a really outdone piece of shit.
Framper! Framper! Framper!
Bitch yourself up!
So...
Hey, was I being weird? I'm so fucking sorry.
Eh. Okay.
Huh?
I think that's yours?
Yeah.
Well, this could be it. Depends on the meeting.
Okay, let's get down to business.
Hello?
The Panther wants the status.
The picture is becoming a problem.
What do you need?
Huh?
Uh, check that out.
Thank you.
I need to find some project balance.
God.
Hmm, I mean, what else do I do, dude?
Yeah, I got him man, I got it.
I'm going for it.
I'm out.
out
I
Was that mine spider for what?
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime
All right, blue might just
I'll do it
Damn, those clutch.
When else, when else do we do this?
Darka.
Darka.
I haven't tell that there are more connected.
Finish the job.
Take them all down and you will be rewarded.
Fringe.
Get back to me when you're ready.
Yo, we kinda got a lot of money.
And I got a lot of moolah right now, I call it moolah by the way, in case you were wondering
what that was all about.
Kind of wacky, kind of a little wacky.
Hey, pink!
Yeah, let's take the S.O.P.
Is that an assassin time?
Unfortunately not.
What do we got?
Hmm, yes, explosive.
I don't think we need any of these.
Actually what's our...
I kind of like Italy showdown. It's a little tough, but not too tough
Wait, that's a silence pistol. Okay, oops
I don't have that
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. We're going to New Zealand. I hate that map
Door stay locked, Ellie Doodle
But I think Scatman's in heaven. I think he's in Scatland, which is a place not unlike him
There's some kind of green terrain out there for some of the hungry boomer and
the Moki mellow there for some of the mochi, sorry.
Sir Hawks paid the 100% Romania or something? Is that a... what is that?
Scatting it with Jesus? Do they're having scab now? Dude, imagine instead of
freestyle battles, there were scab battles to think about.
Instead of beatboxing competitions. I mean beatboxing is scatting though if you think about it.
Dude imagine 8 miles but instead of rap battle Eminem scats dude.
And then the other guy like scats but it's like not as cool.
And then they'd be like oooooh...
It's stuff like cheering or booing in the crowd. They're like snapping their fingers and shit jazz style
Holy moly
We're good
Holy moly I
I got a fire wire.
Hello.
Welcome to Hawkes Bay.
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert.
So you need to be tactical.
Be careful, 47.
They're most of all, good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you Diana.
You're so nice.
I don't know how she sees everything though.
everything though. How's she seeing all that stuff? Hmm. They're going to shoot me with
pretty good man
I'm going for the first one.
We have a security bridge.
of
Who saw that?
Yonk!
I
Don't ever know
You on the right patrol you're supposed to go
Sorry guys
This is my birthday. Can we get a bonus Sunday shirt? No. Also, happy birthday.
that
to be to the double doors they hear that
up their money
Hola, hola.
Mommy!
I don't know how we're gonna keep these bodies headin', bros.
Well, I don't know how we're doing that.
Nothing here, command.
Moving on.
Can I close the blinds in here?
No.
Hmm.
We can close the blinds in here, though.
Imagine how noisy it would be to live in a house like this, too, with the ocean constant
being like, shh, shh, shh.
Bloody hell, mate.
Come on, camera.
Okay, we actually haven't unlocked the door yet.
against the railing.
What a man!
You're being weird!
fear within the syndicate.
Thought according to Keikaku, and Keikaku means plan.
Just so we're clear.
What the fuck? Oh god.
Locked from the inside. What the hell?
You should get a pillow time. Let's go!
I got to hide this guy's body.
So many people moving around.
What if we didn't give a shit about hiding the body?
What's up man, sup?
Another day on the job, eh?
Another disay on the jizzab.
makes a priceless bust.
I can open it from the side, can I?
Oh, I can.
Could you be any more annoying?
Sorry.
So, excuse me, Jesus.
Hey, come over here.
He's not going to come over here.
Mocha Bane!
Oh.
Ooh, it's so tempting to find out what that was.
Ooh, what was that?
What was that noise?
What on earth?
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
It's not.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Why say?
No, sh-
Uh-oh.
Welp.
Anyone copy? Someone's getting real beaten!
Ah, crap!
Come on, come on, you there?
You gotta see him.
Hey, hey!
Got a blast!
What was the point of hiding? I thought more people were coming.
What happens if you poop grenade yourself?
Ew.
All right, that's an epic pistol why we need that
Just come back if you need more, I need it.
That's cool stuff.
Yippee!
What's special about this one?
It has the door symbol, what does that mean?
Dude, there's no way it's first fire.
No way.
It kills doors.
What about I want to kill doors?
What do doors ever do to me?
acquired.
Keep it steppin bro.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
Why would I want that as long as it doesn't fire more than one bullet at a time when I'm just regular left-looking
Do you guys hear how much people died
We're gonna figure out where to get the key for that bitch.
Maybe it's the life fire?
I don't know how to change that.
It's shooting too, when it dies.
Ha ha!
Oh!
Either piercing or full auto.
Okay.
All-round brute.
I don't like the way they're speaking to me right now.
much work to get done recuperation and prepare for your next assignment
to an Argentine that's the party right
Roger that no firearms
I don't want you.
Hopefully we can get like a dark gun or some shit, that would be cool.
We got a bunch of Cyringes we can get.
Thank god there's no face cam today?
Why?
You know why?
Yeah, I know why.
Yeah, I know.
I was just pretending.
Some kind of butt, thanks for subbing, nice name.
I don't think I've ever done some kind of assassin on this map, so...
So yeah...
to be a little susserino.
Thanks for the intel. Notice this is your pink badge.
Huh.
Huh.
Okay.
It's a bad rabbit, extra 7.
Okay.
We got two lethal syringes.
That's one for each target, boys.
I'm gonna gamble.
Oh, we should bring another one for the side obj.
Haha!
No!
Oh wait, we can change our opponent now because we beat a syndicate, dude.
Yup!
Yup.
Yup.
Let's ride.
Have a good trip, 47.
You changed your head to March Simpson.
I would not be opposed to a Marge Simpson...head.
Oh, me!
Wait, that guy's in the bathroom.
I thought...
Please be in the bathroom. Please be in the bathroom.
Oh
Hey, man
Hmm, what's the plan? I need you to get the fuck out of here, bro. Oh, sirs
Hmm
What
Central so crack is hauling stuff around check it out
What did he say?
Huh
Stand it down
to
send a member eliminated
well done for 27
is
Oh my god, that guy's such an easy kill, bros.
I don't even think what this costume can go down here, actually.
What?
What is?
I was an attorney for four decades I served football.
This guy never minds.
I served something far better than I served football.
I grew up.
These m-
I play ground.
I'm returning here to pick up the map of my aunties.
He was just...
...enthusiastic.
I found him.
Our goal here at the end of the day is to simple
from our stay at the R1 making facility
to our territory.
And picked with loving care by the end of the day.
It would be so nice for a girl.
That's the end of the story.
I'll see you in the next video.
I was an attorney.
Let's not work, 47. You've spread fear within this syndicate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Now Throes slips you a hundo?
Nah, I think I'm gonna walk right out of here.
I heard there was a spy.
There's been an accident.
Boom!
Well, dude, easiest 1.3 mil.
Damn!
Good work back there.
The Syndicate took a serious blow.
But there is still much work to get done.
Cooperate and prepare for your next assignment.
God, damn, uh...
Darko.
Hold up.
We got three syringes.
in my bomb
Don't ask me why
Why? Punched you in the fucking nose
I wish I could go to bed and get a good night's sleep.
Oh, you sleep like the majority of your life, dawg.
You're really gonna do that shit again?
do
you have 15 inventory slots?
Yeah, we did a little level.
It's time.
It's freaking time.
I've never done Chongqing.
Silent Assass.
safe journey forty seven. Boo boo boo, beer boo boo.
What was that butterfly badge? What the hell? Crimson butterfly? Is that Lee Elmering?
Welcome to Chong King. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take
them down. However, this is no way to get the flying. They are on high alert, so you
You need to be careful. Godspeed, 47.
I cannot go in here.
There's my screen shaking.
Okay, we can get here from the escape hatch.
We know that now.
If we could push this bitch off.
Oh no.
She might have the same route as that one guy.
Uh, rubro!
Nope.
Nope.
Don't speak to me.
of
You've got the wrong place, you don't qualify for the help of the shuttle.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
I don't know if I can be in here.
If I could just shoot that bike when he's walking out, holy fuck.
What are you shooting?
Gas tank.
Where's the fucking gas tank?
You think you're cool with your fucking shotgun bitch
Oh, shh!
Nice!
What is this route, man?
I swear I saw him on a catwalk.
Hey, Mike friend.
What's up, man?
Okay, we get him in here.
Oh, my.
Oh
There's not normally people in that room this is a different variation though that is fucked up
Nothing out of the ordinary here.
Might be pile time.
Might be pile time.
What's it like to have a chest of a big tree?
Weird.
Jack!
Okay, good!
Weird.
Jack!
Okay, good!
This just makes me want to die!
Okay, count down for the tech.
I'm gonna take over.
You're too early.
Seriously, this isn't fun!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
You can tell everything about a person by how they keep their roof in the spark.
Okay.
The final test.
Rain, rain, nothing but rain.
You can say that again.
Where do we get in there?
From the building.
I know how to, I know how to do it.
I hope you're right, man.
That is too close, sir.
Huh!
Huh, just missed me.
Why? I didn't imagine that, did I?
Who's that? That's a me.
Man, we have some weird stuff. This is... I'll have a look around.
Hey, what's going on? Who's that?
I'm gonna get you.
Damn, I was fucked up so hard, man.
Now. Okay, understood.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch
I'm not sure if you can get it.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board.
Why not just shoot him in the back of the head?
You can't kill him otherwise you lose.
For that objective.
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
We're going to downgrade our suit now, boys.
me
Meleco epic
Now you want can I be like 35 subs pretty good
Thank you
Maaaan
Marko
Man, this guy's good.
Now watch the Stone Cold Steve Austin fight tonight?
No, man.
Now how'd it go?
How'd it go?
How'd it go?
How'd it go, bro?
Was there everything you wanted?
He died.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Wait, that's like the worst-case scenario.
You almost had it?
Yeah, I just, uh, I don't know, I had a little brain fart moment.
Oops.
Whoopsie daisy.
That is senior moment.
That was free by the way.
That was so unbelievably free by the way.
Oh my god.
It smells like insider trading.
what's
what do you mean
bomb
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
win trading I mean if there was ever a round that looked like when trading it
was definitely that one boys make big and can you buy me this game for your
b-day yeah I'm just gonna need to copy your passport birth certificate and
and driver license to verify your, uh, bit of birth.
Welcome to the Isle of Scale. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best. However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful for what you say. All right.
All right. Good luck.
You know, we'd probably just shoot these guys.
The Sim is insane. Can't believe the ego on that man.
He always lived on another planet.
You know that, right?
Yeah, but this is beyond...
It's a death sentence.
You know the rules.
You can always invoke the right of second.
What? We got someone else taking place?
No way.
The ego won't allow that.
Every time you...
Where am I?
Oh, I know where I am.
What do you think that noise was?
Go have a look.
Affirmative.
Sir!
Oh
Weird
Oh, I got a bitch.
Oh, I'm itching.
C.A.N.S.A. and F.B.I. should be dissolved as per J.F.K.
Got blood skits outposting about government agencies and shit.
Hmm... isn't there... no, we gotta go this way.
I can go here.
Dude, security must be a cushy-ass job.
They get to watch TV
hhhehehehehehe
I'm in
What the fuck is that?
It's Mark's society. Save the tree.
Got fucking hawk, dude.
a fucking mid-loss perfect shooter because it shoots more than one bullet and I die
Oh, there it is.
Do not come in here. I will kill you. I repeat.
What the fuck?
Nothing! It's clear!
Oh, what was that noise?
Bitch!
I ain't no way that bitch almost saw me, bro.
Alright, no fucking way.
I swear you can...
No, I can't.
Never mind.
Why not hidden right now? What is happening? I don't have the circle.
Okay.
That is a lot of guys with guns.
Which is why...
We're gonna move further away.
Bro.
I can't hear any sight when I hear that.
Why are these exchanges always such a pain in the ass?
Did they walk from here?
Walk from there. Why not just meet in a cafe or something?
It's not weird what I'm doing. It's not weird
Okay
Hey
I thought he was a purrier the way he was talking, that was weird.
Or what?
Yeah!
Okay.
Okay. Alright buddy. Alright.
I've made a mistake.
Come on, you read me. Over. Someone's making trouble. Possibly high on drugs.
Up on your feet, my friend. You're okay.
Yeah, who is the fucker? Do we have a description?
Everything went so fast, I didn't get a good look at.
Oh, this is just awesome.
No way.
The mad area is all clear.
Please advise over.
You don't have six for seven?
Keep your eyes open, okay?
Holy shit!
Hey, come on.
Come on.
Snap out of it.
Do you have info on the perp?
I really don't know.
Really?
Hey, hey.
Wake up.
I need you to get your shit together.
Okay, enlighten me here.
Do you have a description?
It all happened so fast, I couldn't really see him.
Oh, shit.
I will kill all of you.
I will actually kill all of you.
Copy, command.
Still looking.
No sign of the purpose.
Get in the area.
Oh, no, I have any surprises.
I hear you loud and clear.
You've got to learn that!
I don't know where the hell I am.
I was fucking Grobar man!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
A chance to save you, collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
He's not hiding here anymore!
Watch out!
He's gotta be close by!
We need to kill the area! I need to get in the boat!
Okay!
I
Would like to climb man. Yeah, I'm here now. It's all clear
How do we get over there?
I
Mean they can give me though right
Sir! Sir! There's something you need to take a look at, please!
Nice to play safe!
Now!
Very clear.
See you in the next sector.
What is that, Hex?
Huh?
The fucking...
How come that shit didn't open?
I'm not sure.
Now, stay.
Come on.
I'm not too copy. I'm out of location now.
I thought it was on TV.
He's in this piece of this mmm
Zero misses a thing for seven yo we think scripted five subs again tech positive so we'll do
the showdown good work back there the syndicate took a serious blow wait we won't do the
I'm sure you got a lot.
Uh, we'll do the showdown on Monday.
But for now, good stream.
Good stream, good stream.
See you guys Monday.