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Hello
Hello?
Sorry, I wanted to let you listen to my people song.
Hello, dude. We love how about some bangers on that mash then?
Hmm, let's do...
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
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thanks for subbing, and Rithrow, thanks for subbing!
Thanks, Project Pat. That was awesome.
Oscar, thanks for subbing.
New one till dawn, game stream tomorrow. You finished three.
We'll see this.
Probably.
Nocturnal WV and Faded King but in Fretel, thanks for subbing.
Oh yeah.
In the hood, in the project padded, it was all good.
Oh, it's space though.
Eh, I'll still play it.
Alphabot, happy birthday tomorrow.
Hello moon moon, I'm out on bail.
Hey man, what's up?
What'd you get up to bro?
You are minor eds, uh, I'm neeps, car batteries into ocean, sealed sword, and big lontae
legs for seven.
Someone asked a question again, what's the new hentai virus?
Not good.
Bolo, Bane Slayer, Joey, Angel, Ethics for 7. Not good, guys. Not good.
I tried to sell them out, I warned me about how to control my computer. Maka, it's yours, okay.
Uh, no, I'm... I'm malware.
turns to everyone else daps you up what's good man for some reason I have
mayonnaise on my hand when I daft you up
what's good boys what's your name again Sargento Sargento like the cheese
Hey man, daps you up.
Got it.
Is it...
Is it William?
Do you have one caricature of it?
Hunt the virus doesn't spread through the air?
Not true.
You spit on someone.
That spit travels through the air.
Nice try, liberal.
Nice try, liberal.
Am I playing Jinxie's League of Legends terminal with Mr. Beast and XQC?
Hmm.
That's a good question.
What does it fucking look like?
Moon Moon, I really hope you play there.
Those are my favorite streamers.
I love Mr. Bees.
I love Mr. Bees.
Mr. Bees.
Miss, Miss, don't beat me!
Dogma GG, thanks for selling it.
I have one role on Twitch, just don't care who it is, not watching League.
Yeah, but they're gonna yell until they're like, comically underpriced and inexpensive microphones, or it's gonna peak.
You're gonna be like, LOL! Oh my god!
Oh my god, they're doing... they're doing... they're doing...
Ooh! They're doing a bearion!
They're doing a bearion!
Number 10 loud isn't funny.
I think loud's funny like in a... in a vacuum.
But do you really want...
40 loudest funny guys all hanging out with each other?
I feel like that's too much loud
I'll be the I'll be the first person to say I enjoy lab, okay
Am I going to sign Billy up for Trump savings account on your Trump phone while I add Trump
Rx?
Well, seeing as they sold the idea of the Trump phone and not an actual phone, I don't
I don't know if I should sign my kid up for the idea of a savings account, you know what I mean?
Well, I guess kind of... Boomers kind of did that with their kid, huh?
In that they didn't even fucking bother.
I mean, how is it any different, dude?
Who knows? Who fucking knows?
Fifth journey, Forty-Seven.
Me when I'm a boomer. Mmm, I think I'll eat this lead paint chip. Mmm, ooh, so crunchy. Ooh, I love, I love the mouth feel of this paint chip.
The syndicate is currently operating in the area find them and eliminate
This is no walk in the park. They are on high alert. So you need to be careful read myself out loud
You won't okay. Well, I'm all tapping so this better be fucking good. I
Can do that I can do that
So if I think so, but I
Can do that
I know about X6 for some reason.
Shut up.
I'm a church guy now.
Now I'm going to put you in a coffin.
Put him in a coffin.
Wait, what?
Why don't we have the key for this?
You did not read out loud?
No?
Okay, I didn't want to read out loud because I don't know if I could do the delivery in
a way where it's actually fun.
And now if I do it now, then it's not going to be fun, so you've got a choice to make.
Let me do what I was going to do, you shut up, bitch, or I'll read it, because I'll read
it.
That shit
Why you I don't want to use my briefcase
Man, we got a situation.
Bro...
You're really peevin' me out.
Is anyone here?
Dude, there's so many people.
Is he pissing?
Hey, that's gross.
My opportunity, man, to help him shake it off.
Yeah, I think I'll do that with my bow.
I work here. I work here.
I work here. I work here.
Please, give my master father, Francisco.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. I don't know who that is. Also, he might be dead now.
He might be the guy in the freezer.
I'm not really sure I've seen him.
And you won't ever see me again.
Hey yo, forget about it.
I wonder if he can shove over this.
I don't think so.
Where am I putting this, dude?
I can just shoot this guy, actually.
That'll probably be easier.
Do you know what I am saying?
Okay, it wasn't that easy.
They're gonna get out of here.
I'm in Detroit basement.
What the fuck?
Watch those guys.
Wait, what?
Who noticed that?
Oh.
Oh hey guys.
Well, minus 1k.
I gotta find the surveillance down here.
Dude, the number of times I've been down here while also going to Italy is like actually a...
So fucking small.
I can't remember why someone went down here, to be honest.
us. I'm in. It's under the church. Yes, you're that.
You see the Dunkin' Dunst is offering Dubai chocolate now.
Nice.
I miss that guy's fat domino.
Ooh.
Cali can go back to Gameclaw, Voo Voo, Vendula Han, and uh, thanks for selling it.
The Finney?
Thanks for selling it.
Still thinking there's a bit of politics, there's a bit of core, a bit of go-voo, and Zayn, and Fat Lard, and...
Rhian, thanks for subbing your own Vendil Vorex and Soda Fett and Bruce World and Azototh and Pink-Fink and TMFD and Quantumop.
Tiny Paper Boxes and J-Funt Gaming, thanks for subbing and Astarosagamari and Viscie through the Zero and Booslow, thanks for subbing.
More like Poobai.
Yeah, they should call it that.
Drop tables, thanks for seven, sorry I missed it if I did.
Woops.
How do I get in here?
I think I might try tasting my own semen tonight.
Hey man, you do you bruh.
Oh some guy said it's good bro you've never tasted your own cement it's good
Oh, we're so good. I'm just gonna kill you.
Hmm
There's up with those lights Jesus much better into the darkness we recede
that one's for Jesus Christ that one's also for Jesus Christ
I wanted to see what you'd appreciate it'll look like
God won't keep you safe, father, but these high-powered guns will, respectfully.
Who are you, man? Do I know you?
Me, just Priest Yoda.
Catholic Yoda is here.
I've had enough.
Now I'm gonna blow this open.
I'm gonna blow this popsicle stand.
That's a bomb.
and
well
their boss
Oh
You guys think those guys are gonna come down
Looks like they're escorting someone away
Incidentally they're escorting the least pedophilic Catholic priest out of the area
Greetings! Greetings! Greetings, I see! What was that about? Otaga?
Hmm, yeah, so it's quite the fascinating vintage, though.
Oh, freckle.
Oh, that's so weird.
You should go down there.
Let's go down this alley.
surprise it was my briefcase the whole time and also fuck you bitch
what the hell was that
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Power and J-Lambo instead of limited exhibit. Well, suppose it's time
Time to do what we do best.
Time to do what we do best, fellas.
Time to do what we do best.
Mommy!
Oh yeah, we're supposed to kill that lazy guy, is that...
I hate that guy.
That guy's a biiit.
Hey, trying to find G? No, I was waiting, I'm still waiting because I'm afraid the
The syndicate really makes me lose.
But there is still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Dermur.
Excellent, 47.
We have now tracked down the syndicate leader's location.
Dermur.
I've provided you with new intel.
We are...
I can't do timed on this one.
I'm not doing silent assassin of arms or shit, I guess.
Hell no!
Hell no!
Maybe if it was regular silent assassin.
Maybe even suit only.
I need the ability to shoot.
Well, we're going to a showdown.
We should dress up, don't you think, boys?
Dress up, I will!
Literally the only silo assassin mission you've completed is one without guns, by the way.
I've completed several Silent Assassin missions, and some of them have included guns, but I
I primarily need a gun to fight my way out.
Fight my way out after you lose the silent assassin.
Can I just use my cool silent's gun? Is that cool? Can I do that?
I don't need to explain myself, bitch.
Ramikazaki's really extra-seventh.
I think we go for the lethal injection now.
So what's the what's the origin of like aga and wagon? I know that's just like it's like new gen stuff new gen emo
You know what I mean like back in my day
You know we use lol and we were happy about it, right?
I'll try anything once okay
Back in my day we typed kappa back of my day we typed kappa
And to do that, we type grayface, which is what Kappa used to be.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That's on the impending resignation of British Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer.
Keir Starmer?
Why does your Prime Minister sound like he was like experimenting on people during World War II?
Oh, you should. Hey, if I said that should be England, I'd probably go to jail, dude.
Sean, thanks for something.
I think we're good.
What a better jail? Yeah, one of those cool jails were like, they let you come and go
whenever you want.
You might think I'll do two hours today at the prison.
I'm gonna show I want to watch.
get a ps2? I think I'll play side 3 today. I sure hope my sonates a
Bricksley that can save over my memory cards.
Oh that old chap is so careless with my memory card.
as for their identity, we know that they have black hair, they are sporting a tattoo, they are wearing glasses, and wearing a hat, we also know that the target has a sweet tooth, and they like to read, the age keeping up of the times are simply wanting to be inspired, I hope these towels can be used to your advantage, be careful for them, I did not listen to you
Hi, now officially work here. Congratulations, me.
How'd this guy not see us?
We can go further up, where's this guy?
You good?
No.
No.
Nah, man.
I'm not.
I
Crawling in my skin these wounds they will not you
Yo!
Yo, what's up with this camera angle, man?
Do I have the grip strength to do this? IRL? Yeah, dude. I could do this shit easy. It's just easy. Look how wide that ledge is.
It's for noob.
I don't really know the Linkin Park lyrics, oh.
I'm a Scientologist, I'm a Scientologist, I'm a Scientologist, okay, that's far.
Still alive, huh? Good on ya.
Wrong person!
I'm a Scientologist. I love Scientology.
Scientology is my favorite thing.
Yippee!
I need your costume. What the-
Um, guys?
Oh my god, it was a lookout.
Convenient.
Hey, y'all see the save code anywhere, TBH?
I
Hidden door. Yeah, he did you're yeah, what the
I'm just gonna blow this shit up, Bruce
I
The target is trying to escape
No
Yeah
I'm gonna fucking get this bitch
Nebula Lol, thanks for 7.
Why can't you use that?
Good question.
Good question.
Now, I've learned that attempting to explain myself typically is met with people who post
emo where they cover their ears. So I'm not going to explain myself and instead I'm going
to continue having a good motherfucking time.
Can you dig it? Suck it?
It's gambling time.
Wow, I lost everything.
Rubro.
I probably should have just tried shooting the, like right away when we saw them running
pushing the cap.
The cap did they ask, wait I can't do that though.
It was the collag kill.
Yeah, I lost.
loss. That was a big, big fucking L moment. L. M-A-O. That's
Since for laugh my ass off.
BTW.
Hmm.
Don't mind if I do.
Draws my ancestral blade.
Boom, bam.
Dude, who the fuck was supposed to know that blowing up is safe was gonna make them run away, dude?
Like, they work in a criminal syndicate. You think they're not used to the sounds of random explosions?
Hmm?
How do you have such a tiny collection of weapons?
I have 25 hours of freelancer, I have 3 full weapons that's already.
Nice try, chatter, trying to dunk on me when we've spoken offline chatting.
I know that you're not even playing that hard.
Nice try, little buddy.
Nice try.
Yeah, nice. Come on.
You're unlocked hard and you're playing hard now.
Yeah, give it a couple of days, big man.
Give it a couple of days to see where those guns go.
I'll tell you what, take Silent Assassin every time you see it, bro.
Let me know how that shit goes.
Let's get a picture before and after of your weapon collection
if you do that, dude.
Let's see what... where's it gonna go?
I wonder...
I'm trying to fix my mic.
Make the change I suggested?
Shud-shud-shud-shud?
Was it about the microphone?
Because if so, no, I would not like it.
Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Heh heh.
It's less of a heroin because you couldn't spend 30 seconds looking for a save code?
Yeah, and I would do that shit again.
I wouldn't because now I know what happens. That's fine
It wasn't a run I did two levels before that
That's not a run that's a walk
do the safe last do the same place do the same I don't I don't think you guys
understand okay I do not care about what just happens I know what I did wrong
I know, I'm very aware of what I'm doing.
I don't need to hypothesize on what we're on.
I'm thinking it was probably me detonating an explosive near the guy
when he needed to kill us, and then he decided to leave.
Welcome to the Maldives.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Good luck, 47.
Aw, man. We got the stupid SMG.
We're not gonna be able to get perfect shooter, because our SMG shoots two bullets at a time.
Okay, important factoid about this level, fellows.
Everyone on this level sees four times further than every other NPC on any other level.
There's no reason for that.
That's just how it works.
Yeah, they all have weapons.
I need you to leave I'm getting pissed off
What does she want me to say?
Sir, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but you're a little bit close to me.
soon I'll be his favorite students
Soon, Chaz and I will be united.
Soon.
Who are you?
You say Doki Boki, which means step aside dumb person?
hmm that's not very nice at all so I won't say that it was me don't come in
here this guy's got a bullet that is cool oh my god
Oh, well, he's going down here.
Someone really...
Hey, CJ, dude, you got a sec?
Stephen, I'm sort of in the middle of handling clients here.
What can I do for you?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Hmm.
I'm sorry, I'm just assuming.
You know, Mr. Williams probably left a hand in the keys to the water splitter after the incident.
Good morning.
Oh no no, it's cool, CJ. It's cool.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
That's a big explosion, Jesus Christ.
I would strongly advise you to leave the area.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I want to dunk my briefcase.
Ah, that's nice.
Nice and waterlogged now.
There's a camera up there.
By Lando, by Lando.
What a banger alert.
By Lando, by Lando.
Dude.
Uh-oh.
No.
This bear overreacted.
That was the women's bathroom.
When the fair have a day.
What?
What?
But that's fair.
Hmm.
I don't think we can get her in here.
Yeah, let's try that.
Kettlebound.
How come having a katana on my back is like worthy of them being suspicious, but like,
I go anywhere in America and have this katana on my back and no one would give a fuck, dude.
So lame.
I'ma, I'ma need that shit.
Uh, hold up.
Nope.
There we go, folds my katana up for the one thousandth and one hundredth, one thousandth
and first time.
Yeah, I'm making myself laugh right now.
Yeah I'm making myself laugh right now.
Oh!
Man, it's me. I need a hand down here.
Something's going on and I'm not sure what the hell it is.
I thought I was throwing my soda can.
Get all those gamblers.
What?
Say what?
No king good.
Thank you.
So you think you can just come back here even though they don't work here?
You see this badge on my chest?
It says I earned my place here.
Excuse me, but it really freaks me out when people stand too close to me.
Can I interest you in a beverage?
This is terrible!
He he he he he!
You should check that prop toss out.
Can you go and have a look?
Prop toss?
Greetings, my lady.
May I interest you in a backroom visit?
to the back rooms?
Bro, everyone but this chick is coming, bro.
Yeah, it might be safe to dump them out here.
What are you doing here?
Oh, she got like an asshole.
We'll come back to this one.
We'll come back to this one, man.
We'll come back to this one.
for me
Why do they think it's violence worthy maybe slipped
By land oh by land oh wait that guy's treating me with respect. Thank you
Thank you, bro.
I might just shoot this bitch, probably.
Aw, man, the last time I did this shit, though, it did not go good.
Over there, you must go.
Huh.
Okay.
Weird sound.
Hello?
Hello? Anyone there?
It's on!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Hiya!
I'm just going to shoot her.
I was the katana fit in the suitcase, so I told a really funny joke earlier where I
was basically like, I folded it one thousand and one times, right?
And everyone laughed.
They were like, what?
Oh, but it's normally folded only one thousand times in lore.
crazy that makes no sense okay was kill much
How are we getting this bitch?
in touch
I
Be a winner there
We're luminous
Good work back there the syndicate took a serious blow
But there is still much work to get done because right and prepare for your next assignment
I'm going in
I'm going in
Is there an ending to this mode yep
I just gotta beat like 17 levels. Easy peasy.
Have you made it there? Yeah, I've beaten the Hardcore Freelancer.
Oh, yeah, but...
E-O-E-A-R-E-R-O-E-R...
What was it that you said earlier?
I saw that I don't like silent assassin no firearms, however we're going to Dubai, which
is my favorite battle.
Oh, the other joke with the feet.
Oh, dude, I fronted you with the feet joke.
Shit.
What I visit do my IRL.
No.
I'm going to try the upcoming movie slop game, yeah we're going to play the movie slop game
tomorrow the one until dawn people matter whatever sure yeah is it good I don't
know I've never played it do I have a gun on me anymore
what about mixtape
that's it's just life is strange right guys see a life is strange game
without magic oh the magic of going to college
coolio yo lyrics for the bits
There is no game.
Oh man, I think the gamers are so starved for something different.
Yeah, sorry, the average NPC gamers starved for something different.
So starved for that.
We have been informed that the syndicator's currently in the race to death, but you know what to do, but they're on high alert, so take care for me, or they will slip away.
You know what to do, 47.
They're like, what? No battle pass.
There's like, there's like tiers of gamers.
Okay, the lowest and most reprehensible tier is the, like,
like the triple A slop like Engager, like the guy who like only plays those games, like
who is like actively trying to fill up that battle pass on every game, you know what I
mean?
The ball and gun guys, dude, sports gamers, those guys are gonna see mixtape reviews and
they're like, dude, what?
What the?
I've never even heard of this game!
I've never even heard of...
How is it possible?
This game! I've never even heard of how it's impossible!
I'm gonna get rid of the winning game.
Me when I'm making people in my head, bro, those are real people. I know this.
You are correct. Do not get baited by chat. Yeah, I feel like talk just contacted me right
now in chat. I'm ready or not. Talk talk. Talk to moon moon. Stay on task. Talk to moon.
Be advised.
Pee-pee-poo-poo.
Thought I heard something. Checking it out. Over.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get this guy in time.
Wait.
Oh, show yourself!
I forget where this guy's sitting down goes.
I'm freaking going for it.
And then like the second tier of gamers are like the Nintendo guys, you know, they have
like a genuine like enjoyment from video games.
when they see like an art deal here somewhere they're gonna go crazy
floor blurb on that bitch
come with me buddy I need to remember not to use this gun
Where's the lady that passed back here? We're actually gonna wait wait that's the late that's the late
that's the lady that's the lady who don't who do it that the late that the
lady who do it that's the lady who that's the lady who do it
maybe I'm just gonna turn off fuck you
Oh
La dee la
Level five target.
Okay.
Thanks to that rope you got there. Thanks. I'm staffed.
What did this tree get here?
Pardon?
Wow, it smells delicious.
Smells like deer.
It smells like pee. Which is piss, by the way.
This will surely be a close one!
Oh, he's so inside!
Holy shit!
Ow.
How are you, boy? Castle.
I'm good, man. I'm good. Thank you.
TY.
Well, gotta speed-addle.
I'm looking for a key.
Ho ho ho!
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
Alright.
Okay, it's less animated than I thought it was.
Hello, sir.
Eeeeh!
You think they're going to be suspicious that the entire reception desk has stopped coming
to work?
Currently clean on obstacles for 7 and the actually 6 for 7?
999 something for a million quadrillion years?
W?
Where's this last guy?
Level 1.
Understood.
Wait.
Now we're good.
I'm gonna walk into one of these security booths and then instantly get caught for trespassing,
by the way, that's how we lose.
Oh, shit.
Turn on.
Return to the safe house, collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Well I'm dead. Well I'm dead.
Did I not come from here?
Dude!
My costume's from the guy who's up there.
Are you gonna get first at that spot? Oh that's good intel. Well I'm a stupid fucking
Sometimes it pays to RP1. Not wrong, not wrong.
How much worse is dying than just being caught? It depends.
Actually, right here I should die, and let me tell you what.
If you die, it rather appears that you run out of luck.
So if you fail a campaign by death, you get like a little bit of money, and if you die
you lose everything you had on you.
But I didn't have anything on me I couldn't replace, so I should die to get the starting
money to gamble it.
Instead of returning the base with $0 reduced, it's only having $0 reduced.
And now we're gonna gamble it and then make $8000 reduced incoming.
I need a gun.
I need a gun, it's too sad that's the technique
Yeah that's what I would have did but that's the technique
Uh, lol.
Omega lol.
Lol. Wait, I have an epic whistle.
He stole that.
Silencio.
We gotta give someone the jab.
Bro, I'm literally lolling so hard right now.
I sense a bit of sarcasm in your voice.
gotta save him. I lured myself. But why fit God if dead?
This is hilarious hashtag Lomao.
What's up George W. Bush, big naffros?
What up, my boy?
Wait, tell me I picked it up.
Oh god.
OHHHHH FUCK!
Got him.
Bucky.
It doesn't matter, dude.
really real question can you explain how this game mode works okay I mean it's
kind of a lot
can someone a Chad do it for me
of
the
Oh, b****!
Oh, bodyguard now!
Yippee!
of
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
You got a key?
No.
Man.
First, we hit him with the base bow.
What's in the box nice for glistening
Hey, where's that you go?
fuck it, im going in
of
Come on, come in, you can't computer this.
Hey, everything's fine. Don't panic. Don't but do not panic.
You wanna know why? Because it's time for a promotion, baby.
Bodyguard leader.
Docoman here.
Bunny. Yay!
Oh
Bro
Does she have like a bunch of clones?
What is this?
I don't know the story.
Can't you shoot from outside?
Wait a second.
I can't shoot from outside.
Wait a second.
I am.
I am.
I am.
how come I'm only seeing one clue excuse me two clue
spaghetti sauce
You gotta be kidding me.
I have an idea.
You can't leave that here.
You need to take it with you.
Take it with you.
Wait, I can't kill these guys.
I'm just gonna choke them all out.
What are you waiting for? Fire a wheel!
Why come that guy woke up?
Why come that guy woke up?
one
here I go killing again
I'm beefing it.
Aaaaaaahhhh!
Aaaaaaahhh!
Aaaaaaahhh!
I'm free.
Back to smoking and joking.
Oh, he's smoking and fucking joking, man.
I promise you that we will not kill you.
I need to breach the safe.
How did you see me?
I got him right there!
Oh, she comes in!
It's kind of fortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Dude, who even needs an epic silence pistol, dude?
This one sucks, anyway, because it's fucking burst fire.
Cringe.
Now we have money to gamble with again, which we're gonna gamble with, and we're gonna win
this time!
Bad luck, Fortress 7.
Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Let me know when you're ready.
Was that intentional?
Dude, what the fuck?
No, man, I choked up that one dude in the garage.
And then the guy who was sleeping was like, huh?
I'm awake now.
You can't do that.
I'm gonna shoot you instantly.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, these map selections are booby.
We go into the east, boys.
It's time to bring the ancestral blade back to its homeland.
I do not have a silent way I do I don't think it's silence though this shit loud bro
Dude, my money!
Eh, fuck it, who cares?
We'll just gamble, dude, and then win.
Alright, we gotta get dressed up for Japan.
Let's see what we got.
Let's skedaddle.
Isn't there a silenced weapon on the map? Is it a silenced sniper rifle?
Oh, we could use the sniper for...
I'm already carrying the katana though, so how does that work? Do we carry two briefcases?
I think we carry one of them on our back.
Burn it or we're we're good. We're good. We're good. It's only one K dude
Who needs it
You carry weapon in the briefcase insta-caught
Yeah, if we spawn near people
Well, we're probably gonna have the cool cliff top spawn now
the one where we're like we're crouched down like Superman and then the
Avengers theme plays just brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr
brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr
Do we get the mushroom?
Very off key.
Yeah, it's called...
It's called music.
Maybe you've heard of it?
That's very off key.
This is not in here to the the formulae set forth by Michelangelo in the 1300s when he discovered the hopsicle
Maybe mayhaps you should be more on key
Hmm, yes. You call yourself an artist or creative.
Hmm. How about you follow these guidelines on how music should be made?
Have a good trip, 47.
How about you express yourself within the limits of what I have to find?
Welcome to Hokkaido. The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Knee howdy.
Hokkaido milk bread time? Did I add milk bread?
Semi-recently that shit was vile.
Look at that.
It's so gross.
Holy shit.
They put sugar in that.
Fuck, it's milk bread?
Look it up. I don't know how to explain it. I'm gonna be honest.
Let there be light.
Fuck you!
Let there be fuck you!
Take a nap.
Oh
of
all of
Why is that in the courtyard?
How do I kill you?
I might need you to get the steppin' fool.
Yes?
Ah, Mr. Williams.
Has it already been a month?
I've been running very smoothly, thank you. The software engineers armed out a few wrinkles, ask me.
I'm happy to say we've had zero incidences since your last collaborations.
Me?
Me?
How do we kill this guy?
He won't stop you, Apple.
of
the
blood literally apping nonstop double skull emoji
of
so who's guarding the mall Arthur clenching fish dot gift this guy ain't
moving bro
Hmm, mayhaps there's something we can drop upon him?
Nope, that's just the sky.
Well, let's go kill someone else.
Fuck you.
Get back to work.
to work.
Maybe try killing everyone on the map.
I'm sure I've accomplished that.
I'm the train map for sure.
What's up?
We have all very limited access through here at the moment, so not even guards.
That's right!
You need to leave the area!
Oh, a bridge.
I'm so fucking british!
Open up!
Please!
How do we get in there?
I know how to get in there!
An
A couple of months yes, yeah, yeah
Missy on my back. He's very
You go check that out move why him for sure
That was the last fucking baseball
Uh, what are we gonna do here?
here. Wait, I still got my katana, though.
A doctor will escort you to your job.
That was for Mr. Jason Pondman.
A doctor will escort you to your appointment.
Please proceed to the hospital entrance.
Wait, I can kill this guy.
Yippee!
Why don't I never do the make them store gun tech?
You know, before I started Street 3, I was like, I should do that one.
Of course we haven't done it one time, that's not the point.
The point is that I'm thinking about doing it.
Now.
Maybe.
Who the fuck gets to be in here?
I think it's a patient.
Well, what's up, man?
It makes me miss the old days to be on...
Well done, Fortress Ebb.
This will surely give blow to the Syndicate.
Oh, God. All that we need to do for a cigarette right now...
Just don't!
I only want the patients as a package though.
Oh hell.
What?
Uh oh.
Nooooooooo!
Like a ghost, baby. Like a motherfucking ghost, baby.
Why wouldn't I hide the bodies immediately? Cause I was gonna RP walk out and look, I
was literally turn my camera around and like zoom in on my cool Yoda skin while I'm holding
Katana and like Orofarm a little bit. But like you and your dark ass fucking stanky ass
moldy room you're like you're like you're like oh fuck oh fuck I gotta hide this body
you're gonna find it
I lost everything
I'm sorry man
Yeah
Soty pop
Look yourself
I got some Fizz Cola.
I wish I had a sniper rifle mine.
Feels so bad.
Wait, I can just go in.
I work here now.
Oh, where are those guys?
That's a door.
Not a window.
Idiot.
Oh, it's the doctor!
Oh, that's a big one.
That's a door. Not a window. Idiot.
Oh, it's the doctor!
Well...
I'm just gonna shoot him. I don't want to use my syringe.
Where's the last guy?
You think they think it's me, fellows?
You won't snitch, right, fellow?
What you got, bro?
Is there a safe?
Yeah.
It could be enough.
I think it's this guy that's a lot in there and him I'm thinking of oh wait
The path has become clear to me.
I mean, we look cool as hell with our golden guitar, right?
Oh, no.
Oh, wait, did we go the whole way?
Hey, let's see.
Dang it.
I snuck into my own room.
Fuck.
Yes, that is the panther.
Hmm.
Strange.
I mean, surely these two rooms are connected, right?
Bases through you?
Go with Ghost!
I mean I can survive this fall, I'll be honest.
Easy peasy.
Ninja P to the jibba.
Mermi, mermi, mermi.
Yeah, that's what I would have did.
That's the technique.
I can safely say that I have literally never been in this room.
Ha ha ha, I've never been in here.
So there.
Hello?
Are we taking that?
One.
I'll be taking that one
What
What the hell is in there hey, what the fuck's in there?
Condoms. Nah, I don't think so. Poisons and stuff. Legendary gold baller.
Give me at least three points of a K. I'm poor. Goodbye.
One last thing.
Can I beat around with up a C through one?
Can I beat around with up the sea through wall ability?
Okay, but I want you to...
I need you to record yourself getting a nuke in Call of Duty without using the firemove.
You're literally not allowed to shoot your gun, if this helps.
Orthogrammades.
Basically shoot like, shoot any projectile.
Okay, nice bone-link.
Can you do that?
Kikino makes himself a- uh, he can't even throw knives.
Yeah, it literally has to be the default melee attack.
Do whatever- oh yeah, we do have a baseball bat.
Okay.
Uh...
Okay, we definitely...
What map is this? Is this the one with the drug field?
The island?
The pirates. Oh, yes.
I don't know. I don't want to do no firearms, dude.
I guess for a nuke only knife recording I've provided it?
No, no, no, no, I'm not saying that it's never been done.
I'm only saying that I want that chatter to inspire me, a fellow gamer.
That's all.
I think that's fair.
Missed some streams, I was on vacation and tried to tune in, but my wife's boyfriend
wouldn't let me use his iPad.
Let him back up.
WB man, WB.
Get those magic cards.
Eeeerr, eeeerr, eeeerr.
How come it's illegal to carry a bat?
I think I need these.
We collect LaBooBoo keychains now.
No you don't.
You beat five levels on hard with no wallhacks, are you proud of me?
Did you check your map?
If you did, then you cheated, so...
Did you play with your HUD on?
If you did, then you cheated, because it's not what it would look like for Agent 47.
Honestly, if you even use the icons above their head that tell you, or like the highlights or whatever,
then you also cheated, because 47's just a human. He can't do this, so...
do it then bitch oh no I'm not hardcore enough to do a challenge like that I'm afraid
I played like the the first level of him and blood money dude. It's just not as fun as this game bro
I'm sorry, I don't have any nostalgia for it
So, you know, I just ain't about that life dude
Play absolution I'm telling you right now if I go back and play any other hit man
I it is going to feel so fucking lame compared to this game
And I know because I've gone back and played other Hitman after playing this game and it felt really fucking lame.
I'm gonna go AFK and get some coffee. Is there a guard listening?
Is there a guard listening?
Yes, below.
Pick the ox. The full ox. I'll be your beat.
I
They say he started as just an honor-obsessed knight, built to banish mages.
But something awoke, something ancient, and it wiped what it saw.
That night, Moon was playing alone, no jack, no mobs, no viewers, peps on the screen.
Just him, him became.
But what made him was John Soles, standing by the fire, waiting.
He stood walking, the sound of his armor and torch in hand.
Morn tried to move, but nothing gave way. John Soles, staring indale. A voice, clear as day, no more running.
Behind him on the wall, written in blood, death to all the faithless.
When the stream turned on, it wasn't Moonland sitting there. It was John in a full armor.
Blood dripping from the bleed across his lap.
It just went silent.
Jarn's still there, watching, waiting for the next invasion.
Forever.
Ah, fla-fla-fla!
and, and and and and and and and...
You
hard is there a hide UI button
oh man
really dropping the ball there dude Jimmy and the J.R.K.
Miss Meow Meow.
Am I- Mercury's?
Meru-Pry, sorry. They've subbed me.
Downgrumbin' tells tough truths as big dick.
Thanks for subbin'. That's a tough truth.
Apocalypse Night, they subbin'.
This is a mo-camp bit of John Soles.
No.
Wait, did they film? I mean, obviously they did.
Play it again. Yeah, I want it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want your soul.
Play it.
They say he started as just an honor-obsessed knight, built to banish mages.
But something awoke, something ancient, had awoke what it saw.
That night, the woman was playing alone, two jacks, no mobs, no viewers, peps on the screen.
Just him, him became.
But what made him was John Soles, standing by the fire, waiting.
He stood walking the sound of his armor and torch in hand one tried to move but nothing gave way
John souls
Staring and what is a voice clears day?
no
What game is this? I'm on the wall written in blood
When the stream turned on it wasn't moon when sitting there
It was John in a full armor blood tripping from the bleed across
When silent John's still there darn watching
Waiting for the next invasion
What is this?
Who's that disgusting slug at the end?
safe journey forty-seven
oh it's me
oh
welcome to ambrose island
we have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here
but you know what to do
watch your step
they're on high alert
it's not going to be easy
I was catching some fit.
Can Agupa blast some 3-6?
I think we can.
But which one?
Oh
Hey!
Hey!
and
my soda
and
Oh
where is this guy
the hell?
the dope boi fresh
outside jelly
of
the
face bowl
of this place is nice and all that
I'm getting antsy.
Ooh, and Vod's Enjoyer? Thanks for 7.
Who's this?
Oh, it's the Cochri.
I dropped my baseball bat. That was almost a disaster.
There we go, there. Oh, yeah. Wait.
Oh, yeah.
You actually enjoy that music or is it for the memes?
Uh, I mean, I've listened to the 36 Mafia in my car, so...
I would say yes.
Um, literally yes.
Oh no, I can't put it on my back, dude.
Windows up. Hell nah.
No, you! Nope, you do it.
How am I supposed to get my bat up there?
Oh, we just threw it up there. I'm an idiot.
Gee, I sure hope this isn't become unreachable.
Where is it? Oh, no.
Dude, what?
Where is it?
Up and...
You can't be serious.
I'm being serious right now.
Where is it?
Got it.
Got it
Make sure you're hydrating there make sure you shut up my girl fucking bitch, man
Oh, oh no
going in yes don't be afraid to ask it's not curious your card we don't tell
how this will shake up please enjoy the food where's this
We'll end in as Militia member.
I need to be able to walk up there.
Come on, we have some weird noises. I'll have a look around.
My fucking bad.
Hmm.
Hmm.
We gotta wonder if that portable antenna would hold up to any kind of weather.
I don't wonder at all.
So, that is a damn thing.
Yeah, well.
Dude, it's gonna take too long, man.
I bet Chris is wishing he'd bought a new one for the trip.
I don't think anyone expected that.
Oh, yeah!
Say, what?
Our supply over yesterday.
We'll get it.
A couple of minutes longer than normal.
Come on, subcommitting the sun.
Go and start the round.
I'll do a quick sweep.
Oh man.
Outside peanut butter inside jelly.
And some jokers throwing shit around. I'll get back to you over. I'm the Joker, baby. I
Didn't bring fiber wire
Wait up, who are you? I know you know
To being weird
Do not move another muscle!
Hang on.
Holy shit!
Come in command!
Hey! Nice!
Oh shit!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here.
This fuckin' Batman, I hate this thing, dude.
Time to cross the bridge.
I
Bees hey, are you into biochemistry at all? Oh, they're smart hippies
touch my bat and I'll fucking kill you bitch. I'll fucking kill your ass.
ooh, I hear a courier.
No, I think they dropped something. Nope. Nope
Now you want to go take a look will do
This will surely be a blow to the scene.
Return to the safe house, collect yourself, I'll be in touch.
Got a speed battle?
Where's the exit?
Oh, they're doing power slam.
Wait, we need to check the vendor.
Where is he?
I forgot the safe.
I don't think there is a safe bug.
Guess I think there's money in here.
I'm thinking it's money.
Yeah!
What's up, man?
I'm going into Baby Jones' locker now.
You can join in on the slap game?
Wait, really?
Did you get a prize?
Hey, you need anything?
I got some cool stuff, and of course
Fuck it bitch, thank you. You know where I am if you need anything else
Brawny is about to be objected from the NBA.
No, dude.
This cannot be.
That's impossible.
His first time.
Humanity's murder tonight.
True.
Ah!
What?
Brrrrrr.
Brrrr.
Brrrrrr.
Brrrrrr.
Brrrrrr.
Brrr.
Brrrrrr.
Brrrr.
Brrrrrr.
Brrrrrr.
Um, you know, suddenly, he's an arms dealer, that's an arm.
Too bad it costs an arm and a leg.
I'm never picking this bad objective, unless I absolutely have to.
Why can't I put that show in my back, but I could put the katana on my back?
Explain.
Learning time six or seven.
It's a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done.
Occupate and prepare for your next assignment.
Um, okay.
Time to kill this guy, Shereek and Stile.
Good job, 47.
We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
I've provided you with new intel.
I need the shuriken. Wait, do I still have that? Yeah!
You playing Bond game this month? Yep. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, bud.
We might actually need these pills. The poop pill.
Can we be flesh Yoda for the syndicate?
Yes.
Blow death.
3 cams of mod in the tilde menu?
Why don't have the naval?
I need a bomb, stab.
He's not Dobby, dude.
No, it's Flo-da.
Hurt shot, thanks for 7th. Now my birthday.
Can't play Mombo, Mombo, Scat, Mombo.
Is that a good song?
Who gets the voice?
We're giving Scatman a little break for now.
He'll be back then.
But he's always here with us.
I just realized he said Screeba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boa, I thought it was Skiiiiid.
Wait.
Do we have a lethal syringe?
No.
I need to remember I can like take these out and use them.
Oh no, I can't store this one.
Oh well, let's just make a Cyringe.
Why you lose more than win?
I'm trying to do secret, uh, silent assassin one, and I'm not very good at it.
But also I just do really stupid shit...
...most of the time.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Baw-baw-brain! Why would you need a lethal syringe?
Uh, I'm just making it to have them.
Have you completed any SA-SOs? Yeah.
It's time to put an end to them.
The leader is currently operating in the area.
However, we have very little intel on our identity.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
As to why we're up here?
Well, we know this.
They are attending a covert meeting.
As for the little identification we have on them,
we know that they have no hair.
They are wearing a hat.
They are wearing a necklace.
And has a tattoo.
We also know that the target enjoys reading and they see themselves as a food. I hope this will help.
It does not.
What was that?
Weird.
Hmm.
Fine.
Didn't fall for the old banana trick, dude.
I should've killed him.
Freak.
These are lookouts, by the way, weird?
Whatcha doin', buddy?
You didn't hear that?
You didn't hear that?
Death.
Oh, that was a safe.
We'll get that last.
Hey, it's me. I thought about what you said. Yeah, I changed my mind. It was an insane
idea to stop him. Exploding gold balls. I don't want to lie to my parents. I dream of war.
I promise I'll not let the animals die. He can't acquire. I know I have issues. I've missed
Why is Yoda no longer flesh color?
Before we knock someone out, we absorb their skin, like a vampire.
got down
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
I'm moving into investigating history of the partners as my successor for the fighting
go ahead and SMG, what the fuck?
what the flippie?
I heard a mash and Q.
yeah so what?
That's a scary sitchie.
Are you the guy?
Let's see.
Oh, that's a bomb.
Bald hat.
I don't think he has a tattoo though.
You could shut up.
I don't like this thing.
And so we will leave. Goodbye!
I gotta go delete the cameras.
Bam-bam, bam-bam, bam-bam.
Surely this counts as a guard, right?
Nice!
Still got the shuriken?
Yup.
Dude, I'm like always on camera.
of
of
of
of
of
Um, brown, brown.
Hmm.
I think we have any suspects up here, so we actually probably don't have to clear this
part out.
Are you bald, man?
Ah, she got hair.
She got here. She hair it up. On God. On God, she got here.
Oh, my. Oh, my God.
That was lookouts on, he want-
Heh heh heh
Ohhhhhhh, that would have been so sad
Holy fucking hell
Uhh, I don't know if he has a testicle
Wait, wait, shut up
of
Did it look like that?
Not that one in this direction.
It is probably.
I don't like your face.
What do you want to, anyone?
Nothing.
Did I unmark my target?
No, we got one more. We got one more.
see you
It's a fine day today, isn't it sir, I gotta kill you guys. I'm sorry man
Actually, no, I don't
where is the final targe above us we're going up
the
top
of
Oh
Guys are gonna steal the safe
CJ thanks for silver
I
Jesus how does this thing work just go here with it. Hmm. Ta-da
You fuck with pork rinds
Sometimes I
I don't like default foregrounds. I like a little dust against some powder on them.
That shit's so busted!
I'm in.
One million dollar reduce acquired.
Oh my god, yeah, I should have killed that guy.
Crick.
Well, now I can.
I'm a loser.
Loser!
I'll give you one of these guys. Easy peasy.
Money!
That's a lot of money. What the hell?
Oh, the oldest trick in the book, man.
Does this go up?
Sure do.
Oh I know where this is.
I'm coming.
The final do.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Jump?
Courier detected?
Oh, uh, I'll just let you be.
Nah, you come in here, buddy.
Aw, fuck.
Oh, there's nowhere to sash this?
Baseball.
Hey, come in.
Oh, that's the explosive one.
Be careful.
No!
No!
He'll be back. He'll be back.
I need Mula. I need Doshirino.
We're vaping it so hard right now.
What the-
Oh crap.
Let's just get rid of this guy.
What the f-?
Hmm...
It's almost impossible to lure through those doors.
up that I'm gonna become
I'm the chef now.
I'm the chef now.
A lot more...
Oh no, it's because I'm dragging.
Chef, I am!
Hmm...
I give up.
Man, uh...
Try ten more times.
Fine.
That's the wrong guy, let's a look out.
It's me.
I need to go to sleep.
Here.
Command. Yeah. It was nothing.
Say what?
Command. I think we got a problem here.
Somebody is throwing stuff around.
I'm moving in. We'll get back to you.
Noob down.
See you in hell.
Is that cool?
I need a better one lining.
Might be able to get this guy behind here, actually.
Might be able to get this guy behind here, actually.
What?
What?
I think I figured it out.
Walk over here, big man!
Nah!
Hey!
Hey, little man!
What?
Oh my...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm the boss.
Oh good need to make this quick
You're not really a part of this conversation
All um, could you take a hint?
Let's get down to business. Oh, we need to push the heat
Hello, sir
Yes, come this way.
Aw, man.
Room service I have for you.
I
Just realized what I've been the other tells
We need our this is going to go out read
Great chess masters of our time
Look after check it
The fundamental rule that we're creating.
What the fuck is she doing?
Oh no.
That looked like she was nervous, but I could be wrong actually
I mean
He do
How should we
This fucking little guy's pissing me off man, I'm gonna be honest.
who is this dumb motherfucker who keeps talking?
Stop talk now.
I mean, this is an opportunity right here.
I'm
Sorry, oh fuck
Oh
We should unmark that guy.
Well shit.
We did see him eat, didn't we?
Wait, hold on, we can call meeting.
Oh no.
Wait.
Oh fuck.
Fuck.
Your target is trying to get out of the roof.
Oh, I think I lost.
He's so far away.
Woo!
where could they be going I think that's this guy I think are they the only one
running no there's two people running so we just have to find the other person
The problem is, is that I unmarked them.
I
Sorry boys
Help! Help me!
You're not safe!
No, it's not!
Congratulations, 47.
The leader is eliminated, sending a clear message.
Get back to the savers. I'll be in touch.
You go flush him out
Well then 47, this will make anyone think twice before turning into a life of a crime.
Ohhhh.
Amidst it, you shoot yourself, I mean if that was an assassin, I'm dead, because they instant
kill yourself.
Mamma mia!
The tattoos are not always visibly or too quick to mark them up.
I just assume they're always on the hands.
You took down the syndicate, but we have intel that they are more connected.
They'll imitate them all.
You will be well rewarded.
Prepare and let me know when you're ready.
One time I had a leader who had one fourth of a rose on their forearm.
Oh, okay.
We'll try to be a little more careful Reno.
The Eliminator, what in there?
Oh yeah!
This could be really bad if it's on the phone.
I have an idea.
Welcome to the boat.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Dude I wish!
This is a chatter slandering me saying I have a
I have a box to make it easier to chat
They're very so easy, how come I haven't gotten past the second show yet?
She goes in there for something?
Bomb acquired.
We're gonna make another lethal syringe just in case we need it.
Welcome, there's not a lethal syringe dart gun, guys, is that too strong?
That would be epic, though.
That's just a gun?
No, because if you shot someone with a lethal syringe, then they would die and then...
people would think it was an accident even though there's a giant dart sticking out of it.
There used to be a phone that gave you a free accident kill? Wait, what? What was it called?
What?
Sugmo.
Accident phone. Hmm, not very uh, not very creative there.
well let's go there's only him and two
I'll bet too much when you reach your destination
Saint Ysra and K'nok the evictors of it
not the boat not the boat not the boat not to the boat not the boat not the boat
please please welcome yeah syndicate members are currently
Yippee!
I might be the only person in the world listening to this song right now, by the way.
Who the fuck is that?
I think he'll see me.
Go away, go away.
Welcome to Miami.
of
Hello?
The feet to the break are done. Well, we're to Miami.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Me meow me meow me meow me meow me meow me meow.
Put on wild wild west.
We can we can wow wow wow, that's daisal of that song when I was a kid.
Holy moly, what a banger.
HAHAHA!
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate return to the safe
House. Collector's here. I'll be in touch.
I heard something about a secret demo upstairs in the Expo building, but it's off limits, apparently.
Yeah, Robert Knox on the whole thing.
He's straight up in the middle of the water.
Downstairs is okay.
I understood from the briefing earlier that we're just supposed to grab it.
Shut up.
it
up
up
up
up
up
up
up
up
up
Nox ordered them to put it here, so they asked me to put it here.
So I just did that.
Not hunting it again.
Dude, I don't know, like, the best way over there.
Hmm, we'll come to the moon over there.
Security!
just leave someone tell this chatter to shut his
Just bear it up man.
boom boom boom boom boom boom
What was that noise Jesus
Men in black OSD and SmashMath walking on the sun were the first two cities you ever owned.
Many such stories.
Don't forget, this race is all about getting some fun.
It's just watching the boat and part of stamina and technology as it is about the driver's
talent.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me.
Don't think this guy moves.
Yeah, he's movin'?
Security!
Yes, sir!
Looking for clues?
None?
one more target spotted
Hmm, this isn't a third person walk in here.
I'm pretty confident there was a third person.
sorry there is fucking do it
how do we get rid of these guys
Fire alarm?
Ooh, wait.
Polo.
If we pull the fire alarm, we lose Scylinder.
If we pull the firehub, do we lose Sion Assassin?
Let's look for a Pukadar gun first.
There's an absolute myth.
Oh man!
Audio distraction.
Hmm... nothing good.
I mean the sniper's good, but we can't board it.
I'm four.
I am a regular, but you are welcome to come in.
I am a regular there, but you are welcome to come in.
Just a stupid, stupid thing.
Hello, I'm a celebrity magazine pastor.
Exciting!
Maybe that's why I was cheating the shots.
Right now, fuck you.
Are you a syndrome?
No, probably sleeping in a block somewhere.
Thank you.
I think I can get this.
open it they won't see. She can see me!
Okay, I have an idea.
Okay, we need to remember.
Need to remember.
You can see us in the mirror.
We're still aggroing on us with a piece of shit up.
Where's this fucker?
I think I heard something moving in for a closer look.
I really can't bother with this right now.
They left- they left the fucking room!
Why?!
Oh?
Huh?
Oh man.
I
Know
I'm freaking out ski nine hundred here holy moly
Holy.
Holy, Walker Moli!
That first kill on the jogging lady, by the way, was so absolutely infinitely clutched.
Holy moly.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment taking a bat to Hokkaido would be really annoying.
I fucking hate the bad objective, dude!
Don't you stand out to everyone because they're not Japanese?
Not because I have no eyeballs.
I got so much fucking money, bros.
I'm actually so fucking slowed him right now.
Um...
Change outfit? Oh yeah, dude.
Gamble to double it.
No.
purchase weapons don't stay in your wall inventory
No, they do if anything has a rarity
That isn't a tool
I feel what they basically guns with a rarity stay melee weapons with a rarity stay
Freelancer tools do not stay if you lose
I'm a work narrator. I'm a work listening to your stream narrate all of your actions.
Right now I'm collecting the ingredients for a homemade bomb.
I'm putting the bomb together.
Assembling bomb.
Bomb assembled.
I'm running through my fancy house with a baseball bat.
Drash go thanks for seven.
Mm, mm, mm.
Do we need, I think we need to make a lethal poison
because we don't have one right now.
We just used two of them.
Always good to have one.
I'm running through the woods right now I'm looking for a mushroom I can't find
up do all mushrooms grow from poop or is it just like moisture in general
Okay, I got a question, if it was the apocalypse, alright, doesn't matter what sort it is.
And you found a dead person, and you won't eat people, but this guy's got mushrooms
growing off him.
eat the mushrooms. Is that still cannibalism? Like you're not eating flesh per se. Where
the fuck is this mushroom? Easy maggot farm? I mean I've never been starving so I don't
Now here's but the concept of eating a magnet is like so vile to me man is actually vile
We actually share some DNA with mushrooms, which is why they are described as meaty for all this guy's making a shit up
Hello mom by the extra seven I ain't no fucking mushroom bro don't you ever call me that again
Pass our dynamics for 7.
Boom!
Stop abusing Dubai SMG in parenthesis pussy.
Oh, I just did that last level of Silent Assassin, though. I didn't even shoot my gun.
Hello?
Hmm. I shall bring your baits before the Council of Batars.
Yes. Let us see here. What did this moron type? Hmm.
Something about a Dubai SMG.
The video evidence clearly, clearly shows that the SMG was not utilized in a very difficult mission.
We at the Council of Batres have decided,
Go Batres was low tier, not worth typing at all.
You are dismissed.
Fuck you.
I'm on a very similar council.
Which one?
Welcome to Sapienza.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but watch your step. They're on high alert
It's not going to be easy. Be careful 47 and most of all good luck
Yes, not that I'll need it because I am the one
Hey go nuts
coconuts nice that was good
What the fuck was that noise?
to disguise yeah we probably should have used like the villa one or whatever it's
okay we'll just sneak around
I'm about to go clobber or something but actually I know exactly who I'm gonna
clobber
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
Also, what was she doing up here?
What the hell?
Look at that idiot showing off.
Huh.
I can do that.
OK, then do it.
OK?
It's clobbering time.
There's a... ooh! Baseball bat too!
I can honestly say I've never been in here. I've literally never been in here.
I got bronze
all right show yourself what was that
Awesome.
What's that?
Anybody here?
Come back. I'm not done. I'm not done killing you guys.
Macaron? Macaron? There's like, jars.
It's over.
Excellent one, 37.
You've spread fear with the Missindicate.
Final target located.
Going for execution.
In the choich.
Hi there, bodyguard.
What's up?
What do you want to say to a guy in a suit?
You must be a bodyguard.
Hmm.
We got to get in the church.
Can we go back here?
Good hunt.
Yes sir!
Oh, there's a church service happening.
What the hell-y?
What's up, bud?
Yo!
What the fuck is happening out here?
I'm so high
Get the hell you do
Hey!
Goodbye!
Hey.
Keep the change.
Yeah, they find him bodies, boys.
I'm gonna go that way.
Yeah, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Oh man, respect my personal space!
Come across the road! Don't!
Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!
I've got shake to deliver me!
As a great mind, why are the best gonna be so?
Hey, somebody might help us out over here!
Seems like we have a violent attack on people out.
Why did that guy who was cool get money?
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow.
There's still much work to get done.
Acoof right and prepare for your next assignment.
Okay, hear me out. Hear me out.
S-A-S-O.
Actually, it might be impossible on this map.
And it depends on if we get a dark gun.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, no, no, dude, I have so much more to be back, you mean it might be impossible.
So here's the scenario I'm imagining.
Okay, first of all, four targets.
That's already hard.
of all if if one of our targets is like in the party area it's really hard to get
them out of there unless you can like switch into a waiter outfit and like
poison something that they're drinking from or shoot them with the poop dart
gun which we just got so we'll give it a shot I'm going in I can't hear you over
the scatman music dude I don't want to alarm you but there are look there is
no scatman music playing.
Dude man that means we get a showdown in Japan man like...
It's actually doomed. It's actually doomed.
Although Japan's kinda nice because there's not many...
exits, so if we fuck up...
we could probably turn it successfully into a bloodbath.
You can destroy the lift and remove one of the exits.
Wait, what lift?
I was thinking of the helicopter, and then the...
Oh my god, the ski lift!
Wait.
Oh, RGB, they're sort of getting 10 subs.
How do you destroy them?
Is there literally removing the pipe?
Is that where it destroys it?
I shoot the wheels at the top.
Mad the man thinks we're zippin.
I got a piss.
I wanted to get the scat world vinyl, but it's like 120 on Amazon right now
dude fucking scammers man drifter and leaf Ericsson the exhibit and a k5 the
for seven. Bienal. Alright, what's the ratio on believers right now for this
yield-sailin-assassin suit only poor target Argentine mission? I'm kind of
curious. Zero. 17 to 83. Wait, why did so many of you guys think I could do this?
Victoria, thanks for subbing, sorry I missed it.
I play the odds enough times that at some point you won't suck ass and it'll pay out.
Yeah, you don't know that, bitch.
I got a piss.
Here be.
You
You
You
What up, players?
Jesus Orphal, I am the Curse of it.
Ink Fink, Box Bush, Lugia, MT, and Turtle Ductix for 100 bits.
The girl looks as please play Reupload Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline Imprithesis Diagnostics
Bootleg Imprithesis Free Download.
Swag yellow this for 7.
Me too.
Mama B.M.
this could be rough welcome to veneto yates argentina the syndicate is
currently operating in the area find them and eliminate but watch your step
they're on high alert smart going to be easy be careful 47 and most of all good
luck thank you don't turn around don't turn around don't turn around don't turn
turn around turn around turn around turn around turn around turn around
see like she's sitting in the party that's fucked up
hello hello
My dear
Our battery located
Ocean detected
I
That's the lady
We got a watcher for a little bit
I'm gonna shake yourself bitch
Please don't throw up over the railing
We go oh
No
You'll see me.
Oh, no.
I think most of these people are not real.
Shoot the gas twice for accident explosion?
Where do you shoot it?
They are all not really Potato Head.
Dude this guy is literally real.
Oh my, how long is this the worst place to get lost?
I look like a gunned in tourist.
Minus one dart. Epic.
Ayayay.
Well, time to do it old school.
It's really not turning up
Wait here, and I'll look at
Give me a break
Oh, that is just... typical.
This is so fucking sketchy right now.
of
the
book
of the body and I think you would see
Stupid!
Dang it.
Hold on, let's experiment with these gas things.
Okay.
Welp, that sucks. What can you do?
How did...
How did she see the body? That's what...
If she had just gone a little bit further into, man...
Oh, yeah, maybe I was an attruder for four decades
She probably had a more and we probably get her with one of those gas things honestly
Well, Karlaige, I think maybe if we leaned up against a long grab tour, maybe he wouldn't
seen. What we should have done is taken out the other guard. And then we should
have like dragged her body away from those bodies I think.
I am...
If the target witnesses that you killed her are still in S.A.S.O. Yeah, I know, I know.
We should have taken out this.
New ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Rift your money?
Dude, it's okay.
We make big stacks.
Mmmmm, like so.
We're going to the creek, boys.
Do not pacify, cringe.
We stay pacified.
On God.
You know what it is.
Every spliff I roll, I roll it big.
Uh huh.
Scream in that skunk.
How many targets? Three.
Three biggins.
I still gotta take that picture for you.
Up there.
Meal meal. Meal meal meal meal meal meal meal.
Wait.
Do do do do do do do.
Sorry I'm late at moon moon I ship myself.
I was forgiven, I was forgiven.
You know what it is.
One more Sirenge.
Breakdown this for something. You reach Torment 12 in Deforia.
I think I might be doing something wrong, because I don't even have the game installed, so...
I mean, Angel Hatch was up.
Am I doing alright?
Gay cat, gay toe.
Dude, he can't even do the emo right.
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Welcome to Whittleton Creek. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are
currently in the area. Track them down and do what you do best. But be careful. They're
on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. Good luck, 47.
Thank you.
I have one lockpick.
She goes downstairs.
I know that.
Nope.
Okay.
Wait.
Wait, I'm allowed to be here.
Why?
This shit's someone basement, bro.
Anywhere to hide the bodies?
Nope.
Isn't there like a secret wall here?
I'm thinking of a different house, are they?
We're gonna give them the jab.
the Honto virus vaccines.
The whole story and I can't believe nothing.
No!
Horse peace!
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
I cast Iver Mectin.
Which one of you is coming?
Okay, weird.
Weird?
There's three guys back here.
And I don't think the third guy comes over here, but he might.
Nope. Wait, hold on. We can't pass up by this guy.
of playing the types as well want to just keep them here risk the owners of this
house something coming home forget the bonus you fool keep the tapes in our
own house yeah well I'm tired of climbing that damn rickety ladder over
There's no way there.
Hmm, strange.
Hello?
Well done, Forty-Sea. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I don't like trespass.
vaccine merchant dude now are you going to tell me who freaked you out back there
So, while you were inside.
A visor fill.
Madurnal Moon!
Oh, we got the mailman.
I
Don't think he'll go over there like the garden over there
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I
I think that's a curry.
It is.
Bomb in mailbox.
I don't have a bomb, unfortunately.
Oh crap.
I forgot to hang up the clothes before I left.
I don't know what's worse.
Are you angry?
I'm the boss.
Fuck you, want friendly?
Keep it steppin'.
Is that hard?
It's stepping you must keep.
We're out of vaccines, we're re-putting this dude.
Hmm, wait, we can just kill them and leave.
Hmm...
If I had the... that exit, I would.
Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
Where ya goin'?
Ah, Larry.
How's your day?
Oh, I catch a flight.
It's a nice day.
This is West Lake Muffin, and I'm not carrying any of the usual heavy boxes for Mr. James.
Oh, crap!
That is so annoying!
Hey, you all right?
Not getting younger, of course.
As long as you get some daily coaches of oxygen
and a easy workout, you're all right.
That's the real deal.
I'm mad.
I don't make them like that anymore.
So, you have a nice day now, Mr. Anderson.
Say, how do you model for me?
Likewise, Larry.
Look.
What the hell I am?
Show yourself, you coward!
What the hell are you?
Stop, where you're going?
No.
Fucker.
I don't know where to kill this guy.
Oh, maybe in here?
It's a bit of a lure.
I guess we can also do this garage.
Yeah, we should.
Oh, I'm so dumb.
Yep, wait, where are you going?
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
now now now now now now now now
over at the career career career is easy to kill
I don't know what he's reading but it looks like the most interesting thing he's ever come across
the new content, no no
the hell is this guy doing
see my wife's reading it now
I can't get it to do anything around the house
I know I'm not good enough.
I think if you're a...
Reading?
Hmm.
I
Could say
well I figured out how to kill them guys
we're on earth did that come from
I beat them
that's it seriously I wasn't up for any more excitement today
you think she's gonna see this gun?
Nope.
This is pissing me off.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Got a blast!
Save.
This one's gonna be tough.
Oh, no.
That was crazy to see me from the side.
I can't spacebar up against this, by the way.
Stop drinking.
Stop.
Oh
Me me me me me me me me
Bro, I have nothing to throw.
I have nothing to throw, man.
Oh no!
I
I'll face walk through now.
I wish I had a crowbar, dude.
Oh, we can garbage ban us, isn't that nice?
I thought we needed, like, a key.
Is anyone there?
Goodbye. Goodbye!
I gotta check this out. Wait, we don't have enough money for anything yet. Goodbye!
Let's trash that old shall we?
Deserve our headwind things or something?
Excellent luck, I therefore surrender. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Unsheathed my blade.
I think we want to Columbia Showdown because it's nice and open.
And that's what we'll do.
Oh
Do we have a siren I have no items a fucking loser
Oh, no, I don't need this
meh meh meh meh meh meh
Like how is that katana staying on his back and I can't put the fucking baseball bat there dude? Answer me that
Riddle me that
Ancestral magic. Oh yeah, they'll do it.
Nerd, thanks for selling this thing. Rare name. Nerd!
Haven't I unlocked a Humvee?
There's something so gay about a Humvee, man.
I don't know, I just can't put my finger on him.
This screams I'm in the closet.
Bop-o-blear-in-a-bean.
Thanks for sub-in-a-bean.
Gets in immediately.
Like I really want the umby dude. Do we see something?
You need to not tell me what to do here.
On the mouse.
Hey, I got a key.
We'll take off tomorrow.
We'll get fast.
Yeah, make me young.
Don't care.
Why are you sticking around like that?
Don't you dare!
Oh look at my buddy ears.
Where are dudes at?
Level one.
No, level zero.
Ground floor.
Level two.
Is there a safe?
No.
Dealer on first floor.
Oh man, a couple of cockies would be nice, wouldn't it?
Blah blah blah.
Yeah, my guy's getting down.
Holy bolly.
Oh, he's oiled up, bro.
blue easter egg, yellow easter egg, okay, what's up, dude?
Yeah, the atmosphere around is really different since the Biker Gang vials.
Yeah.
The drone quality's really gone down to shit underneath there was a bit of something on
the face.
Oh, I don't know.
Dude, I know this deaf guy.
Not deaf guy.
I was looking at the greased up deaf guy.
Dude, I know this deaf guy!
Not deaf guy, I was looking at the greased-up deaf guy.
What?
Never gonna catch me, that's a family guy reference by the way.
Has never seen family there?
Roof man detected.
I'm gonna go check it out
So, please refrain from throwing stuff around.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Well done, Forty-Sir.
This will surely be a great facility.
We've killed so many people with us, actually.
We've harvested so many fucking souls, this thing.
Swag.
Mmm.
Oh, bro, I can't go...
Oh, bro, I can't go.
Maybe?
No!
You can just jump down.
No, I can't.
Was that pro or what dude?
I need you to move.
Now.
Help!
Help!
Okay, okay, calm down.
Okay, that's not quite the smooth-meta one.
I'm not sure what's going on, but please do something about it.
Thank you.
Check it out.
up
anyone copy
we have a situation some kind of disturbance
I'm not sure what's going on
oh gotta go
bam bam
Oh, yeah, we lost this guy one time, remember, because I thought he was turned around.
You won't.
What are you waiting for?
Watch them now.
Watch your back.
Watch your back.
Watch your back.
You've got contact.
Oh my god.
Man, we should have just walked out.
I wanted to take a little shortcut arena.
Stupid fucking Easter Bunny
Where they go is American and Berlin, they're actually British and they're British everywhere
Oh, there's two of them. Oh
I think we'll just leave.
Oh man, can I jump this fence?
I don't think so, maybe further down.
It's so heckin' dark, bro!
I think we gotta go around.
I ain't doin' that shit, bro.
This Katana's harvested too many souls to abandon.
I
We retain Muramasa, the cursed blade.
Rick McStanley thinks we're a sub- We fail every side object.
There's an E.T. Easter egg in this?
I don't freaking care about E.T.
He's dumb.
Sorry.
Sorry.
That was what we called 4.
Columbia.
Do not pass a by. No combat. Do not get spot.
Meow meow meow meow. We'll bring the pills.
I've provided you with new intel.
Didn't ask.
You look like ETU ball abbit.
Yeah, but I got a question. Why that fish got a dick?
Why that fish got a dick?
Dickfish.
I'm asking you that.
Arrange me to think it's bugged or shit and vanilla don't know about the mod though.
So the theory when I read that comment out a couple days ago or whatever was that it's
not bugged you just have to do it within their network.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to wait for them to have a meeting and then I'm going
to jump one of them and then organize a meeting or rather I'll jump the, what's it called?
The person whom I target is meeting with.
And the cool part about this mission is we get to do some murder.
There was a cage that they gave me.
Murder!
Cat really didn't like the Halloween or the, yeah, I don't know if it was like a Halloween remix or like a Christmas remix or something.
You know that song the soup dog did one time?
But it was like slower.
Cat did not like that.
They feared the change.
Yeah, I mean, we know that, we know that, we know that.
Snoop is poop.
of 36 for silver poop dog nice yeah you owned his ass say to his face though pussy you won't
you won't snoop lion feel strong then snoop lion's forever immortalized in that one tech and tag
tournament song where he goes, run it, need that, run it homie.
Welcome to Santa Fortuna, Colombia.
This is the last stand.
Knock them down.
We now know the leader's location.
However, you will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target.
Hey look.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away to help you.
We have the following information.
They are attending a covert meeting.
As for the little identification we have on them, we know that they have brown hair.
Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I think our target's up front there.
They are wearing earrings, they are wearing glasses, and wearing a hat.
We have further intelligence that the target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind.
And they suffer from dehydration. I'm sorry. We don't have more
Burnt is a point 47. Good luck
Have the only rich showing down or an eye fucker see a rich joke. They have to write it isn't there cold or something
Seriously
This is gonna end as badly as that
That native American backpacker so right through you
Swag is hell, dude.
Where's your ass?
Blood didn't even get an assassin, Omega LoL.
So weak.
I
Am
What what
I know you did.
Sounds like he's got money to spare.
Holy moly.
Oh, man.
Well, let's give him the old dump of roo, shall we?
See you!
Bro, my target has disappeared.
Holy moly.
I'm sure you've seen this before.
What a banger.
What up fella?
Look at that.
Dang it.
Wow, thanks.
what up fella? look at that, didn't you?
oh thanks
ty
holy moly there's a lot of guards
I need to become Asgard.
Yes, Milord.
Yes, Milord.
Apple.
Hi.
I think I'll go to the left side.
Apple!
I'm sorry, but it's up to me, I think he is my man.
But the gun doesn't try to shoot.
I can't feel it.
Hey!
You can't go around and smash head in like that!
Okay
Guys
all right okay okay looking kind of
That's a Rooney right now
The key
I really needed a...
Where are the bodies?
Huh?
Were they consumed by the rainforest?
Anaconda, Monka Giga.
a condo, but it's the remake with Jack Black.
Yeah, nice cube, briefly.
The Art of Light makes for something to see in 3, 6, or 7.
Where's the pile coming?
There's like piranhas down there. Do you see that?
Dude, the camera is actually working.
Also, you don't you don't lose money for killing guards, by the way.
It is still a non-target kill, but
And we've only killed guards actually essentially kill the target
Gee, I sure hope they don't find any bodies
No
Dude, there's just like infinitely better ways to get over there, what am I doing?
I think this is the secret target network.
or a secret meeting now.
Hello.
Can I have some codeine?
Fendinal, I request.
Wake up chat.
time for actions now. Where is my chest, the Grosh?
Where's the dealer?
Oh, he's that way.
We should go that way.
Okay.
Fenton all I require.
Achieve the perfect phone.
I must.
Hehehehe.
What the fuck? Wait a second.
You can just go this way?
Nuh-uh. Don't worry.
I got crypto, I got crypto, that's kind of like cash, kinda, not really, it's actually
not anything like that.
Sorry for the confusion, sorry.
Wait, can we climb up here?
Hold up!
Silent Cheap Sniper?
Wait, real?
Hold up.
We do need that.
Call us sniper rifle around, dude.
Oh my!
We might have to go the long way.
I don't even know if we can.
So what are these little markers right here?
Area undiscovered.
ever.
Christian Pony, see you, thanks for the sub.
Oh
You guys want to look at the band for a little bit
Take Wavera or Fentanyl Yoda, either side.
That's a look out. What am I doing? Oh my god. Oh my god.
roll face.
Hmmmm...
Hmmmm...
Hmmmm...
I'm so stupid.
That is not a lookout though, we got so lucky actually.
Holy moly, I don't think it matters though because our targets are over here.
Probably.
Dude, how do I get over there?
What do you do from here?
Come on, let's go!
what you guys do with the fuck what do you do
What are you doing in them bushes bro?
Oh, wait, it doesn't matter, I've done it.
Okay, let's see here.
You must be very, very careful.
of any mess we leave.
I'm in
Wait, hold up. We have an unsilenced SMG in our inventory right now. Goodbye
Holy moly we're smooth with it. I think that's a lookout
Wait, where's
Oh yeah, we're fine. Everything's fine. Don't panic. I'm panicking.
roll face.
There's not the guy I thought would've been to get that. Hold on. Okay, I'm acquired.
Look out. Nope. Okay. Getting kind of weird, lady. Getting kind of fucking weird, dude.
Okay. Okay, she saw me. I'm deciding not to investigate.
I'm in love with the cocoa.
I've got like 20 items.
Please continue walking out of my way.
Don't think you're right.
Hey.
What's up, dude?
I'm good, man.
I'm good.
Fentanyl Yoda.
Very good.
Very good.
There's so many guys over here, holy.
We have to get someone who's not our target.
I'm crumpled before?
I know those kind of things.
What?
What's up, guys?
What up, what up?
Y'all like...
Machete?
I'm just fired.
Oh please.
Dude I don't know where the security cameras are.
Dude that shit is so sus. Holy moly.
We got him to come out back.
Just like that.
I need one of these outfits.
I'm running out of things to throw.
Okay.
Just take that poisonous one.
Oh.
That was supposed to be.
I didn't waste it.
Bro, I can't even put that guy in there because I'll get seen.
Lethal poisonous frog acquired.
What the hell is that?
Who?
Oh, it's hash.
We need a costume bed.
Also, don't want to throw my briefcase because what if it gets stuck?
Oh, my target's moving around and shit, dude.
I don't need to be here, yes I do.
Where is this?
That's the hell of that.
One cocaine, two cocaine, three cocaine.
Another cocaine.
Additional cocaine.
What the?
What the f...
Wait, that's her.
Yield Prime Suspect.
There's just too many guys, man.
She do win.
Uh, we're chill, right?
I'm meeting you bitch
What did she just do
Bro, there's so many guys!
I know I have to arrange a meeting, but I want to see who she arranges it with so I can steal her phone.
Looking good, man. Looking good.
I'm telling you the truth. I've dropped a report. I don't know what to do.
Can you tell me why everyone hates me, Mr. Drug Lab Man?
I
I work here now, making drugs.
Hard to believe I have this thing for some reason.
Can I get a 6-7 for myself, please?
For how long it'll stim me?
6-7!
Like that.
Oh, feeding.
Oh, fuck. It's gonna be over so quick.
Christ!
It's over.
I almost just died.
Fuck a bro.
How do we get this fool, man?
I don't...
I truly have no idea.
Hey, who are you? Do I know you?
Nope.
Hey, you do not.
What if we shot everybody?
Thoughts?
Like, we literally have to clear this place out, no?
I don't know.
I literally have to clear this place out, no?
I don't know.
Red?
Hmm.
Red.
It's time to start killing.
Well, that's not good.
We might be okay.
Brothers!
Brothers!
Brothers!
Brothers!
Don't let anybody stop me.
I think you should look into it.
Let's go to the point now.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
What the hell?
I just asked for a lift for now.
I was killing people.
You can only...
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh
Holy fuck
Okay.
Huh?
What's happening to you?
I don't think that'll come out. I picked it out. Don't worry. Taking out some trash.
Holy shit.
Oh god, I hope she doesn't run, actually.
So it didn't succeed.
Try the other phone.
This is the bug.
Maybe she has to get here for it to work?
Speeding his bug to strip doesn't work out at the time, if this isn't work I'm multiplying
by the way, just so we're clear.
Reap on that? We'll reap on it.
We have to see the meeting take place take one of their phones going to reach me in the
same spot and we're going to make it work.
Okay.
Yeah, I think we're fucked.
Alrighty.
Um, actually we will, we'll just restart, that's fine.
I'm not going to alter it for, I mean we, hold on.
hold on hold on hold on I don't really have anything that good so yeah we'll
just uh sorry can't let you through please leave the area
put our losses in which are to be
I can't get down now I'm gonna say stripping nine subs I can get up there but I can get
down there oh no he's gonna take my fucking briefcase dude
No!
Yeah.
Can't let you pass.
Sorry, man.
I'm an old-time boy.
I'm an old-time boy.
I don't have fucking any distinction.
Yeah.
Okay.
Note to self, never pick a ranger meeting.
What?
Thanks for sub-
You're welcome.
I'm sure they're going to look up to you.
Yeah.
Whamper, thanks for subbing!
Doh boy, doh doh doh boy, fresh!
Better yet, never pick this map, this map, I don't like this map.
It's an easy map, especially with the start of the showdown.
I will say if we had a different objective, dude, I would have killed all those guys. I'm gonna keep it to you
I mean this one's easy
We now know the current whereabouts of the Cyndi-Kepeda.
What do we got?
I need something to throw!
I've provided you with new intel.
Any plans for a new game soon?
Tomorrow.
We're gonna play a...
...yield movie game.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Mixed tape? Nah nah nah.
I'm making a syringe.
Mixed tape 10 out of 10. I don't understand why chud gamers get so pressed by like games journalists, dude.
Like everyone doesn't know that there's a fucking worse man.
Oh my god, I don't think I've ever...
No offense to anyone in the in the craft. Yeah, but I don't think I've ever like...
Listen to a game-stroll, so I'm like, oh yeah, I like this guy.
He's got opinions I enjoy.
This is my opinion now.
I don't know if it was like early like gaming magazine because of early gaming magazines
the way that they would like write their reviews and stuff but like when people
started making video game reviews like these publications like IGN and
ship why why is the format like always
it feels like a pageant almost the way that they like presented and speak and
stuff very inauthentic I don't know
They're like, what if you got transported to a world where you had sword and magic?
Like, you know what I mean?
In this game, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, they gotta fluff up.
Dude, literally it's like straight up like, it's an ad.
That chatter is correct, dude.
It reads like a script, man.
It reads like a script that was given to them a lot of the time.
A lot of the time.
Not every time.
I don't know. I did... I used to read. God, what was it? EGM? Uh... a couple other magazines growing up.
But it was always just poop reading. You know what I mean?
Giga boomership.
Little zoom-zoom when he hears the word read.
Eugh!
Eugh!
Ow!
I'm gonna be right back, is there a car here?
He's there.
Okay.
Please spare him.
Okay.
You have your axe.
of
the
My ears are melting.
Perks and Amps and Nova and Expec and Dr. Pork takes for 7, Gustav takes for 7.
Can you explain why I keep losing at the new HOMM?
Yes.
Welcome to Center for Tuner, Columbia.
Good work, 32nd.
On the other hand they know this, they are attending a COVID meeting.
Else for the little identification we have on them, we know that they have brown hair,
they are wearing earrings, they are wearing glasses, and wearing a hat.
We know that they have brown hair, they are wearing nears, they are wearing glasses, and wearing a hat.
We have further intel that informs us that the target suffers from dehydration, and they see themselves as a foodie.
Our Holy's tells can be used to your advantage. You know what to do, 47.
So in that game you're supposed to get maximum fortifications in every true building by week
to you and then you're supposed to take a neutral city. Oh no. Oh god. What? I can't move. I can't move.
Then of course we rolled the night time barrier as well, it's so fucked up.
I need a costume.
I wish I could throw these I feel like this guy is like set up to be killed
I
Well
Oh my god, I couldn't see anything out of the ordinary, but I'm like, yes.
We still have the AF right now, what?
Invisible.
What are you doing?
bro I cannot I cannot fucking see
hmm
I hear you mom.
this job would suck big style why dude working on this tall ass field dude
Dude, that's what's sick.
Anus.
Unfortunately, we need a costume, so...
Wait, last time we did this, we got caught, hold on.
We got hit in the tall of the mask.
Okay, I'll see you later. Bye.
Bye.
Ooh, awkward, they're walking the same way.
I mean, he's got everything, ain't just eight, I'm pretty sure.
I'm not gonna do that.
God, this place is a fucking nightmare, man.
That also sounded like a secret meeting.
I freakin' hate this map, dude.
This map ain't too good.
It's fucking mutual, man.
I mean, that's him, for sure.
We need a good hang.
That's him.
I wish I fully understood how it works shooting from the tall grass, like the very tall grass,
like if they can like, geolocate me or what, or like shoot me through the fucking tall grass.
of
the sub-eating
The leader has been eliminated, get back to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
Where'd you go?
No way
We were we were wrong by the way
H7 makes this other
No earrings, hit one earring, hit one earring.
Well done 47.
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
He was having a business meeting?
Not true, because the person we killed was having a meeting with him which means it was
the same kind of meeting, LOL.
Every extra objective by the way
Why that F?
Yeah
Okay, we gotta go to Mumbai boys
Only two targets though well
Time for the biggest payout of our lifetime, dude.
Oh yeah!
Ha ha ha!
Don't fuckin' laugh at me, man.
We got two lethal syringes?
Wait, we got three, actually.
All we need baby.
You know we probably, we probably do not bring a gun.
Do I think I can do it?
I think I can do it bros.
I think I can do it.
Oh!
Oh my god, it's so much more than I did.
Mama mia!
They call him the Silen Assassin's Suble.
No one calls him that.
Pretty sure I've seen...
Oh, shit.
I made the wrong syringe.
Uh-oh.
Whoops.
Oh, this is an illegal item, and we have to bring it.
So we should bring it back.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Oh
Welcome to the sector to buy the syndicate is currently operating in the area find them and eliminate
But this is not going to be easy
Previous actions that put them on high alert. So you need to be tactical
Don't disappoint 47. Good luck
Well, let's just split her away.
sure no one walks through here though.
Do we play it safer or do we sneak by?
We have to play it safe.
Someone should go and see what the hell that was.
Sure.
I got touching.
Hmm
Do that walls like rounded those weird
of
I'm pretty sure I could just fucking walk out of this bitch.
I'm going for it.
Oh, no.
Have a good one, sir.
T.Y.
Not bad, not bad at all.
Hmm.
time?
We have to shortcut 5 people.
Right. Let's see.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Right. Let's see.
Okay.
We might have a situation.
I'll check the perimeter. Over.
Hey, where's the guy?
There's a guy who wanders in there.
I think it's him?
Hmm.
Hmm, I'm gonna have to wait for that guy to come in.
Man.
Oh.
Gun?
I mean, we might be able to dart him from here, actually.
Oh, man.
Which fucking bathroom does he use?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Oh.
I'm pretty sure anyone I dart from out here will go use this bathroom
But we will see it doesn't really matter because if you seize the bodies we still take them out
Ben
Oh, I'm in a truce.
I'm sure you'll be able to get away with it.
I'm sure you'll be able to get away with it.
I'm sure you'll be able to get away with it.
Yeah, it's all clear over here. I don't see a thing.
We have to dart her around here.
Who are you?
Oh, what the hell was that?
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Who is that lady?
She's walking around in the party.
Might be easier for us to...
Oh?
Oh my!
Oh, oh my...
No way.
I'm so dumb
Oh, where the hell am I?
Excuse me, you really shouldn't be here.
You are not allowed to help.
Ah, dude!
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board.
I should've looked up, man.
Man.
I think they- HD, they first-
Fuck.
That was the one, man.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know.
I'm already for your next assignment.
Uh-oh.
Thank you.
Boom, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
We have a, we have a, wait, we don't have a sniper,
silencer right now.
Man.
Hold that a little bit, just a little bit.
Dubai, we don't need to go to Dubai.
I didn't want to remember you bastard you bastard
Where do we want to finish this?
Not Dubai.
Okay.
Italy showdown seems alright.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got a sirenja guard.
Easy peasy.
Too bad.
Dude!
Fucking stupid ass roaming guard, man.
Fucking bitch!
of
you
Manising penguins in Brazil 90. Thank you
We're looking greasy.
I
Play hate soundboards
Um
which way downgrade that suit? true. true.
we're a loser. we don't deserve to wear that suit.
it's how the guards speak. it's not a sound board.
They're literally communicating in a new language
We have the lockpick. I don't think we actually we do need it
It's one of the first time you played Dark Souls
souls. We're gathering. We're about to member real quick. You remember? You put a Taurus
demon loser. You mean demon souls? Yeah, yeah, dude. We get it, man. You played demon souls.
We get it, dude.
Welcome to Hawkes Bay.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
Moly moly.
But this is not going to be easy.
Did my dealers all out there?
They're out there!
That's the guy we want right here.
Hmm.
Okay, we gotta hit him on the other side of the hill, boys.
objective completely on according to plan
all according to keikaku which means plan in Japanese
Oh, look at that.
Got him.
Man, that was in a map position. Over.
Over?
Hey, spot.
Okay, kinda weird.
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to see it.
Go with the- Oh my, oh my god.
Oh my Jesus, it's hit the bullet in the head please!
I
Fucking SMG
How unfortunate it rather appears that you ran out of luck
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing
off the grid. But nothing is predictable in this line of work. I'm sure you'll get back
on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for the next assignment.
Give me money. Why do I lose every time? Explain to me why I lost her if he came because he
didn't get into a box in a time.
Did I look down and looked up and there was three guys
turning that corner corner, dude?
What the flip is up with that?
Don't make fun of my pronunciation, bro.
Well,
I just don't have a sniper and we seem to get sniper a lot in this.
Epic!
I don't think I have an epic.
That's all right, well, maybe.
No.
No.
No.
No.
We do have an ice pick though.
My fucking SMG dude, I paid a whole cold hard cash for that.
Nice. Good morning, Moon Moon. I just took my morning dump. What's up with my morning?
What's up morning dump guy?
was good man, was good
was good
refter leaks for sub
Let's make a lethal syringe so we can start stacking
needed to lock pick oh we're gonna Hawks Bay oh we still need
I need a lot nuh...
Dude that fuckin' Dubai S.A.S.O. wash man.
Ewww dumb.
Safe journey 47.
We're a fucking loser!
Welcome to Hawks Bay.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know
what to do.
But watch your step, they're on high alert, they're not going to be easy.
Be careful, 47.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Thanks for selling we running them back oh yeah why is there three guys out here
explain I missed I can't shoot again oh my god that's so
noise I will investigate don't worry mr. I ain't going nowhere
hmm
calculating calculating calculating
Why do I still have the- oh no.
Dude, I didn't make my fucking syringe.
Oh no.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Keep coming back out.
What's up, deer?
What?
Where's that churros?
What?
Where's that Charles?
I see him.
Go see what that was.
That's affirmative.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
We're going to choke someone out, and by someone I mean the last remaining guy.
Money. That's a lot of money.
Let me get some of that expired Molta Benet sauce.
I can't believe they put a new guy on Dame Barb.
Did you see the slush on him?
I think straight out of the centerpiece, he has a tiny car in front of him.
Are there really, is there really, oh, there's a guy right there.
You know
Burn
Nothing here, Command. Moving on.
Why do they all turn around? I don't fucking know, man. I don't know.
Command! Command! Are you there?
Hey, hey, hey, get up!
Area clear.
We're seeing the next sector.
Syndicate member eliminated.
No doubts.
Get back to the servers.
I'll be in touch.
You're kidding!
Like a motherfucking ghost.
Wait, the safe.
Shit.
Haha.
It's about to be tough.
Oh, guys, on the first floor.
Wait, this is the first floor.
W.
safe
Well...
documents? I already got them, bro.
Hmm.
Found him.
We out this bit.
you know, if we could find the courier...
Actually, let's just keep the shopkeeper out real quick.
Do they just bagged them and left them there?
Stay sharp.
Dude, I just want to leave, man.
I'm not quite sure where the courier could be.
In the main, there's a sicker room with a bunch of guns to the first floor.
Yeah, but they're not...
We've been there.
It's something, it's something too crazy.
Oh, courier!
Wait, I just hear it?
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll take that.
We'll take that.
Oh, here it goes.
Okay, not the two-peat, though.
Close, close.
Don't don't don't fall fresh.
All four, baby.
Impressive work.
Boom.
No firearms! Wait, when did I get a shotgun?
Go gamble? I think we have an acceptable amount of money to gamble.
Hmm.
What does the EMB charge do?
Kills robots.
Oh.
Dude, I cannot do...
I cannot do a sh...
Oh my god, but if it's...
If it's the boat level dude it's actually so fucked up.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam.
Great.
Freaking hate pep W.
Hmm hmm hmm.
I don't need this.
Goodbye. Oh, I can't use the dark gun. Goodbye.
I don't need this either.
I don't even think there's a safe on this level. I don't know why I'm getting this.
We don't need this shit. We don't need anything. We're seeing shit to throw.
Like this kettlebell.
Yippee!
And the wrench.
And next we need our syringe, lethal style.
You know, if there's like a situation where there's two people, I could run up and sedate
one of them, and if the other one's the target, it doesn't matter if he sees it, man.
But then how do I finish off the other guy?
With my mouth.
Real mature guys. Real fucking mature.
Real mature.
For gambling.
Says the poop man. When's the last time I said poop?
Not coming now. Okay bye.
Fuckin' bitch!
Bon voyage!
Make yourself at home, syringe.
No...
We're good.
We're good.
Do I have the stethoscope?
I'm pretty sure I do.
To Mumbai Intel tells us that the operative syndicate news is currently in the area
Track them down and do what you do best wait there right next to each other guys. They're on high alert
We don't want them to slip away
And before trespassing and before instant loss, let's see.
Okay.
What the fuck is the music chime for? What the hell?
Girlbar!
That guy sounded cool like an anime character.
Don't hesitate to come back.
I've got the good stuff.
You know there's a world where we set him, dart that guy and he falls forward and fucking
dies dude, if only.
Very soon it becomes trespassing up here.
Gappa? Where the hell am I?
Gappa? Who the hell is that?
Yeah!
What?
Don't turn around.
Nice shorts, thank you!
I gotta drop these so I'm not tempted to shoot them.
We got the poof grenade, that's actually huge.
Hmm, I don't really know where this guy's gonna go to the bathroom, so...
got some weird ass noises coming from somewhere around here
Let's go see what's going on.
Here it comes.
Watch this.
Watch this on my face.
Hmm.
Some things going down I think, got some weird ass sounds here, I go and check it out.
Aw man this is so fucking fucked up.
Ugh, I don't like this shit.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
47
Go find out
Man, we might have to intercept that guy before he comes back.
Huh?
I don't know which way he went.
I should have paid attention to that.
It turns out there was nothing after all.
Hmm, what if we just start knocking them out?
Where the hell am I? I've got shit to do with it.
There's an exit right there.
Dude, this fucking...
Yeah.
Who saw it, though?
I wonder like where you're supposed to put these guys.
If anywhere.
I think maybe what I do actually is I don't get the fiber wire kill.
I lethal inject the guy that I strangled and then I push that other guy and that's how
we do it.
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
Whoopsie!
The house below.
ExploMationPoint family guy funny, clagged by your compilation.
This is your fault.
Well, gotta go!
I gotta pee, is there a guard here?
I wanna get some water too.
How unfortunate, it rather appears that you run out of luck.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back to the drawing board 47.
Man that was so free too actually.
We didn't get one of the lame guys like walking around the middle of the fucking town square
dude.
Like that was like, very doable dude.
Now be snow in the raging tuner they fizzle.
There was a bold attempt 47.
Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Hard to keep it they fizzle.
I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next
time.
Family guy, family guy.
Crying Griffin.
Okay.
Okay, Herbita.
Roll back to Mumbai.
I'm getting vengeance, TM.
Stewie's your favorite, favorite character?
Dude, when he wants to kill Lois...
Heeeeeeeee!
Whoa!
Ohhhh...
There's your Biowoman!
Uhhhhhhh...
Glassic...
That hasn't happened since season 3?
Yeah, it's a happy season 3!
That's my Peter Griffin one you think.
Oh I know where the surveillance is actually.
Vile woman type shit.
You got the fat part out.
Oh big man, go for the low blow dude.
whole meta episode where you can talk to Lois this season. Now where's family guy season 16 episode 4
Stewie talks. To Lois. That's the name of the episode by the way. They smoke weed?
I remember seeing a PSA for weed growing up that basically insinuated that if you like
smoke that you could instantly die the first time you do it or some shit.
Eee, eee, eeeewww.
That's the gamble.
I don't think it is.
I mean, technically, yeah, you could.
Right.
You could.
But you would have to like be allergic or some shit, right?
that we're like have like an underlying heart condition you smoke 10 bombs and
turned out okay word it's a lot of fucking bongs man
I'm gonna be a bearer back bearer back I'm bearer back I'm bearer back I'm bearer
back yes me Lord
I'm sure they're not going to make it.
I'm sure they will.
I'm not sure they're going to make it.
I'm sure they will.
I'm sure they will.
I'm changing my fucking frame rate hold on
It's not possible, dude.
Why would I use this nice and cold?
Now, where's the microwave again?
Bro, what about AFK just out?
You better believe I microwaved some coffee and then that sandwich.
He's gonna make me wait, dude.
My weekly shower.
You've never failed to bring me some happy thoughts?
A strange...
I remember the shower being larger.
These faucets are too tiny for a manly finger.
We'll get the doggy out by six o'clock.
This will surely be a blow to the sink.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, no.
Oh!
You hear something?
They undertoad.
I've got no...
Where'd you get that gun ready?
I'm back. I'm Carbohydrate 6 for 7. Gangsta Grover, thanks for 7. Look, I watch B-Dog try
to fight.
Tell me I grab my guitar and don't lie
Look at these slackers, dude.
Why am I even allowed to be there?
Well, this guy's in space, fed.
Oh, wait.
Let's get the surveillance recorder.
I guess they're hanging out in like smonkin weed.
That would be cool.
This place looks like my city for real.
Yeah, most cities, yeah.
Hmm.
Compton, Compton, Compton, I think I fucked up.
the security room and I'm pretty sure we were supposed to unlock this door smile
I
Go snitch dude little pussa
We start betting on poly market instead I would prefer if you do not
get the location and it looks clear.
Oh.
Wait.
I could have just done that.
Oh man.
Getting up?
I'm out.
Looking kind of cool.
Oh, let me get the katana out.
Damn.
Oh, holy... with the katana?
Need a lightsaber mod?
Dude, something that replaces this one with a lightsaber?
Oh, oh my god, nerdgasm.
Hohohohoho ho!
Concept-like B-Effects is over!
I almost stabbed that guy, I will be honest.
Uh oh, thanks for the sub-it!
I'll try.
To the movie set, I go.
Not worth the hassle, man.
Choke you out, I will.
You know, the movie's based on real events.
It's about a pirate shooting the security of your phone while the shots want to quit.
Hmm
It's dumping time
Oh fuck that's fun
I forgot man, I fucking forgot dude
You gonna turn over here loser
Who locks doors?
What's the heck in point when I got a smudgy
Go!
Go!
We're failing the agility course right now, dude.
We're failing the agility course right now, dude.
How do we get this guy?
Come over here, you must.
Dude, what the...
Holy s**t, this sucks.
I'm about to fuck this guy over here. Oh
You better get fucked up it's not good for you
You need to pay attention here moron
in the real beating. Hmm. I'm just gonna kill you.
Oh, my guys. Come on. You read me.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Moving on.
Yeah, we're coming here and fighting.
Oh, so sorry.
okay man she's good I'll give her that she got them she got the schmooze for
for sure. Snitching? I got no money to lose, buddy. That's a good spot. Kind of, kind of
The pile
This guy ran dude
Come in just okay, thank God
Okay
Not good not good. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
It's a good thing I can see through walls
Hear you loud and clear
You mad
I
Anyone else
So
Yeah, it's fucking on now
You
Egyptian you're not here anyone see him looking hmm
weren't this guy good
Switches sides, I'm invulnerable
Why are there so many guards?
This is the only map where the guards aren't British, by the way.
How many have I killed?
We good?
hands for enemies
Yeah. Ain't no one helping you, bro.
I need a different costume. I know I don't.
Dude, chill. Jesus.
You can scale this? Hold on.
What the hell he hey, we're learning
Well, how do we get down?
You don't know who you're messing with
I know your city ass out here nice and quiet. Let's talk about my shitty ass, dude
I need a hand here. I could use some backup over here. You're gonna get killed man. So move get out
I'm in trouble
Don't
I'm out baby
Never had a doubt here.
Dude, shh.
Hey, where is this person?
It says I'm in combat.
Oh, God.
God!
Hey, excuse me!
Do you know who Gregory is?
Do not fucking ask me that question again.
How about the wrong way, Smile?
Do I know Gregory Arthur?
No, you can stop asking!
I don't think that's the guy.
I don't think that's the guy.
You always said that you're the biggest.
What if you go?
Oh no, I don't want anything to throw.
Or do I?
Hello?
What?
You're hey?
What?
Hey, come on.
Who's there?
Who they?
Hello?
They need you!
It doesn't work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Gotta go!
Got a blast!
You guys think there's anyone with a gun around here?
She has a little nostril in the 101 there's a little bit.
Easy peasy give me a silent assassin dude.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it!
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow.
But there is still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Oh god!
Oh it's doable dude!
It's doable! It's doable dude!
It's fucking doable dude!
And you're mad! And you're mad!
And you're fucking mad!
Mag!
Um, let's see here.
Who's gonna kill four guys?
That's NP.
Is it the sleep dart gun or the poop dart gun?
This is the poop dart gun and you can tell because it's green.
color of their poop.
You will instantly disguise and fail.
I'm gonna be honest, I wish if you chose this objective it would literally prevent you from
taking it this guy's because sometimes I actually just fuck it for good
meow meow meow meow meow meow that would be nice you do it so often except for like
while you're doing this
The looks sad, uh, Sasage, thanks for took.
The game should prevent me from making mistakes.
Dude, I can't stash a body if it's a target until they're dead.
It doesn't let me do that.
That would be a mistake because you can't reach them afterwards.
Checkmate chatter.
Boom!
I accidentally bet all of my points so I hope you win.
I
Have to teach first of
Let's scat that old shall we
the
bob
will come to wittleton creek
the syndicate is currently operating in the area
on-off
But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy.
Do you guys think speed 47?
There's definitely a window here.
It's fucking bulletproof.
But why?
Oh, the safe's in here.
Don't mind if I do.
There's a guy right there.
Oh, I know what you...
I don't wear a mat. I'm so dumb.
Well, well, well, did you look at this?
Notice help do not
Do not use a disguise. Do not use a disguise. Do not use a disguise. Do not... oh hey, hold up.
Wait, how do I get down there?
Don't matter. None of this matters.
Hey, keep it, keep it steppin' lady.
You please show us some of the disguise in this level?
No.
No.
Syndicate member relegated, well done, 57.
Holy fuck!
Dude, I actually don't know where her body was.
Oh, this is right there.
Neat.
Party time!
What, what?
Jeez, darling, I'm so hungry.
Have you seen the beautiful...
There is often someone down here, you know?
Oh my.
No way.
I
Was not
What the fuck
That guy going in there is actually going to be a massive problem though.
I'll get him with- oh, but we might blow someone else up though.
Man.
Kobe Bryant.
Alright.
That was ill-advised.
all right that was ill-advised
So, did you know that the statue in the park of the person I thought was the first one
God, there's so many people.
Maybe we can get them from upstairs?
Yeah, we allowed to be up here.
That's swag.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I saw an open window right here oh my god that's not the shot boy that is not the shot
And...
You know, I think we can actually lure this guy into the garage. Hold on.
May as well peep it, because I'm pretty sure that's where he's going.
Okay, people just come in here. That's fucked up.
That's fucked up!
Huh?
Let's hit your house.
And there's a person in the bathroom too.
This is fucked up.
This looks familiar.
Well, you're the reader in the family.
Oh, is it any good?
This...
This is George E. Delaney.
Who?
The To Love a Monster trilogy.
The spiritual successor to the...
Okay, I think we're just gonna poison this guy
and then go to drown him
and then hope no one walks in.
What a plan.
It takes so long to draft, dude. It's actually fucked up.
Wait, we don't have to draft.
That bitch saw me from space.
Holy guacamole.
It's an open window.
Can you close it?
I'm successfully accident killed someone in there before.
Wait, so please stay!
Now!
You're crap, I hear you!
Dude, she doesn't even have my identity, bro!
Command!
That's so fucking...
You can't take your head down if you wanna stay alive!
It's not safe here!
I hear you!
They literally don't know who I am!
They don't know who they're searching for!
How could a drowning face in the toilet be an accident?
First of all it is.
Okay, let's be clear about that.
I'm not hypothesizing about that, but literally that is what that is.
Second of all, what do I do?
What do I do differently to that?
We hit him with a...
I know what we do.
Hold on, we lure him to the bathroom and then we propane take him.
That's literally what you have to do!
My fucking dog died in the van!
Stas will set you up.
the one that said it would be a major problem if he went in the bathroom um i don't remember
saying that and like i said i literally on an sas o mission i have actually successfully
killed someone by drowning them in that fucking bathroom while the party was happening i'm
sorry to say but failing your campaign is literally the same variation of it but we
know that nothing is predictable in the sign of work i'm sure you'll get back on the south
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
I'm fucking ready, bitch. Shut up!
Bum bum bum bum bum. Wait.
Yeah.
Meowza.
Four targets.
Wait, what do we got?
Yeeeewww!
You're not going to want to be bad if someone else went in there, but the chatter is just
stupid.
He's not stupid, he misunderstood me.
Alright, crazy supposition.
Okay.
Scylin Assassin Hawks Bay.
Thoughts?
Hmm.
Bop bop bop bop bop bip!
Was I a pot the seas on your synonym of the day calendar dude you can't even spell calendar
you're making fun of my fucking grammar dude my fucking oh this guy said colander do give
up guy from 14 getting emulated by Bahama. I did that shit. Why am I making this? I
I can't use this.
How do you know the context?
I played 14.
I even played 1.0, which was terrible.
I remember running out of fucking guild tests to do.
What were they called?
LeaveQuest?
Guild Hest?
God, man.
I remember I remember literally roaming around in the uh, yeah, what's the elf city?
The wood city whatever that's fucking called Grenania. Yeah, dude
One or two zones out from Grenania doing leave quest dude and then getting jumped by the same monkey
That's like throwing rocks at me and just getting owned over it over
Ay ay ay.
Wait.
Wow, nice man shoves your head into a toilet.
You hate MMOs?
Dude.
I don't know how anyone could hate MMOs.
I think they're my favorite genre.
Yeah, I think a lot of people get like FOMO.
They're like, oh shit, like am I doing everything that I can to be as powerful as I can?
Therefore, this is like a terrible experience for me, right?
Um
You just gotta get a play like a cat like a casual dude, that's the trick
You'll be a filthy fucking cat a good trip 47
I don't actually know where I can get a bodyguard. I would put in successfully hide the guy Hawks Bay
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away.
You know what to do, 47.
Yup.
I am the Bushman.
No fucking way.
And they moved.
Okay.
I can't see.
I got fucking glaucoma, dude.
Oh, I know her!
Hey, if I hold down CTRL, I can see.
I see you, mister!
Dude, I mean, I could push that guy. I could push that guy. That's fine.
We have two syringes, three targets, one push kill.
Here goes nothing.
Okay.
Hello?
Anyone there?
Who made that sound?
I don't think I can dart. I don't think I can let those syringe this guy. Maybe if we're
walking through the grass. The thing is, it has like a volume associated with it. That
makes sense and I think it's louder than choking them out.
Oh my god, you're right, we do just knock out the regular guy.
Ha ha ha!
Am I dumb?
Holy shit!
I told myself I would never try to stun an assassin on this map by the way, it just seems
so like jam-packed
lead pipe
Apple.
I almost went for the choke out.
I'm gonna need you to open that bit.
Woo lad, forgot me key, thanks mate.
Whoa.
I changed my mind. I don't want to be in here anymore. I changed my mind, man. I changed
My fucking mind
More to Benny
Hurry
Okay
What's the plan we could I think we just syringe this guy down
Oh, it's this guy.
I can't believe it, he died of natural causes.
So sad.
Now I'm almost positive.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Nope. Okay. Different bodyguard. Shit.
They're so...
Wait, she's coming up.
Okay, no, she does stop there. Interesting.
Interesting. Opportunity strikes.
No fucking way!
Oh no.
Wait, someone else is coming.
Wait, I think they called it off.
Let's get you further in here, buddy.
I really don't want to go that way, he's me.
of
the
death
of
the
The fucking safe dude.
MMMMMM it's in the fucking rhymes man!
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
Have none of my bodies been found?
This truly was a silent assassin, Hitman 3, world of assassination.
Oh, the roof was, yeah.
One day we're going to find out where that key is, boys.
Poseidon
That was perfect timing
What the hell
What the hellie dude I brought my fucking baton and I didn't knock anyone out of the dude
Excellent work back there 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue
Sure.
Wait, what's the other map?
Yeah, fuck that.
Miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam.
Let's get it.
We're going to be able to do one side of Drick.
We'll have one syringe.
Mmm.
Mmm.
We're going to be able to do zero though.
Bangkok better? I don't know Bangkok well enough.
right? I don't know how to do it wrong.
Who in for me, I got 500 round poly market? I do not condone that.
I don't know, dude.
Something about this mod is making it so we never spawn downstairs in New York, by the
way.
Which I think is the easier way in.
Where's my fucking mushroom?
Can we bet on if you're wearing socks or not?
Uh oh.
I am.
Oops, did I ruin your bet?
Fuck you, bitch.
Oh, sure.
Oh.
You said we lockpick the left-most door at the entrance, by the way.
I was thinking of that or lockpicking the
the door
that leads next to the staircase
behind the guard.
Do I still have hair?
Yeah. Barely.
Barely.
Barely.
Hehehe.
Anyone's getting giga crashed to desktop when spotted with this mod?
No.
Hmm, actually, I mean I wouldn't know how to even troubleshoot that. That's crazy. He says unhelpfully.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Don't get spotted!
Dude, this guy's actually having to play Silent Assassin, otherwise his game crashes, dude.
Welcome to New York!
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, Hunter 7.
Uh, you wanna have a look?
Got it.
Yeah, dude's a really hard look in here, boy.
Harder spot.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Check that out. Sure.
Hmm.
This may have been incredibly dumb.
Oh my fucking god!
No one ever goes in here, you can leave them?
Yeah, I know.
So I'm gonna.
Well, because it was my idea.
Hmm.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
They sure got some keys in it that I would like, so.
Stop
Who the fuck are you
W-adoo-adoo-adoo-ado good
key
Get the key bitch
Oh shit, predator it off.
That's actually fine.
Hey, here's another key. Yippee!
Hmm.
Do not care.
This
Nothing to report
I mean either
We're just gonna put him in the garage be safe the pile
All righty.
Oh, there's only one guy in there.
I know we killed one there, but XD.
There's like one more key in here?
Yep.
It's the same one, though.
XD.
Okay.
Okay.
Irma.
Alright, fuck you, dude.
Let's help one of our targets as a guard.
One of them was.
We should have syringe him, but I thought I might need the syringe to pull this off.
Propane tank?
I was the up there explain thyself oh he's in the bathroom oh
I'm going in
I got my boy the gun dealer in here, dude.
It's just throwing up.
I think if I crowbar this, he turns around and sees me, by the way.
Got cash. Yeah, I might have something to sell if you insist
Here we go
They need more you know where I am
You are the man you got confidence you are a good man a brilliant man
You're the king!
You throwin' up again? Nice.
Nice suit, buddy.
Excellent work, Forty-Seven. You've spread fear within this syndicate.
I
Stop
You know I went to the same board
Whoa
You're a poor guy if you did well for us. I mean you closed the bourbon account which netted the bank a cool 10 million. I mean
from what i heard hr poked him several times telling him the director did not appreciate
that sweater look so that's why he's fired the sweaters you're gonna move yeah she moved
careful
hmm
Let's go around.
This guy's pissing me off right here.
Oh
Christ, I got ants in my pants. This is not good not good at all band. Oh
They're sweaty
who is that oh he came for the gun why him glad you're on our side yeah I'm
I'm jacked.
Hmm.
Oh, he snitched it.
Please take a turn.
Yay!
Scoop!
Is that a closet to hide in, by the way?
Hmm...
Oh, thank you.
You should probably check that out.
Yeah, okay.
Dude, she's leaving.
She's leaving.
Hello?
Well, you're making us all feel safe.
Sure.
My informant will come through.
make sure you're ready to pull the trigger when I get the document
oh my god one way or another
Is she the most elusive target known to men?
I wish I had a quieter gun.
I hate a bit of an obstacle here
Get back on the phone
Yo, bro, give me the doll.
I don't think I can get to the documents.
Please don't fucking kill her. Please don't fucking kill her.
I'm sorry.
You just had the room invaded.
Well done.
Holy...
Watch your step.
That could be more surprising.
Yeah, yeah.
I
Said it was around here. Why can't I fight? Oh, no
I wonder if that's a guard.
Ooh!
Ooh!
How do we get this guy?
Hmm cringe
I don't see anything say hey wait a minute damn go look though
We'll get away, but let's look at it.
Oh, hey.
Oh, he's drinking something.
I don't know if we can get...
I don't know what outfit we would need.
Oh, maybe this one.
of
the very no way lads
How would you ever get away with that that's so weird
This motherfucker right here dude. Oh my god
No way
Oh.
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
Huh.
Today, an apology would be nice.
Goddamn.
Hold on.
Wait, we can get away with this.
There's only one person who's...
Oh
Shit
Shot
Crap
Huh?
Alright.
It's clear!
No way.
of
all of this BS
and
that
of
I'm working! I'm cooking tonight, eh?
And now the time's different, I just can't talk!
Right!
No fucking way!
Aye!
Ooh, wow! You must work out!
Oh, shit.
Oh, walls.
Oh, this is a place.
Oh please go to the upstairs bathroom.
You should probably have someone looking for you. That looks pretty serious.
You don't look good today.
I got that money! I got it!
Go ahead!
Who's got the energy for a bottle?
Christ!
Yeah!
Okay!
Excuse me?
Keep it in. You can make it.
No way.
You stay here. I'll take a look.
Okay, I totally understand.
Not right now.
Why was that voice?
How's it there, guy?
Hmm.
Why is this happening to me today, all of a sudden?
What's going on?
Oh my god, I can't po- Oh my god, I can't poison the guard.
I'll lose.
Well, well, well.
I guess that's why they call them
the silent assassin.
Oh, yeah!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Mmm, that'll be a good one.
It's friggin...
It's friggin' ending time, though.
Good!
Good stream team are I think we're playing the new until dawn ask game and then we'll probably finish with hitman