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Greetings.
Greetings.
Greetings.
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Sure, plenty of thanks for the bits I told you it's taking thanks for 50 months total.
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49 positive reviews
if there's one thing i learned about gamers
is you can't trust them especially when it comes to their ideas and thoughts about what a video game
should be holy most of the negative reviews are my performance yep
yep see that should that chatter when looked and saw the negative reviews
didn't read the comments has no context for those negative reviews but has
thrown it out into the world this sucks
Gamers?
This game will try but fail to surpass the Joker's game.
I bet it has a character that was in the war.
The bats field.
I was in the bats field.
It doesn't have the most beautiful Asian woman you've ever seen though.
You don't know that.
Might need a slot counter and chat for this one.
Dude do not say the word slot unless you literally were raised in an orphanage and
served like porridge at lunch. And you had to ask me, Sam, I have
another. What beer is that?
Jack, meeting you in this damn place makes me feel like I'm
back on the batsfield again. I'd have a brother to fight
alongside. Kid, don't you die here. I want you to see how
lovely my little angel is. Oh my God.
Tei
The coolest thing about that game is that the people who were in it
Wanted their credit stricken they want to be given credit for being in it or some shit really got IDMB
IDMB they wanted to be off of it or some shit
this shit gone, bro. This shit gone, bro.
I would spit things for some of the error messages a bit.
You ain't watching this shit again? Bro, get off your computer and go outside, man. Come
on, bro.
Why that thing got a day dude?
Why
Why that thing got a day man, I
Just watched lyric play this trash. Mmm. I already seen a couple things wrong with your comment there
But that's alright. I'm not here to correct you
I
Do prime pleb, I don't care man
My loyal viewers come here to hear my extremely informed opinions
On video games, I'm a games journalist
What do you vlog on a good boy thinks or something about co-wetons? Oh, hmm
I guess sneeze
I like you to tell me what my opinion is.
My opinion?
I can tell this guy anything.
Goblin Sheriff, this is a bit.
Can you explain for importer, exporter what a prime club is?
A prime pleb is a person who does not use their twitch prime on me.
That's it.
And normally, normally paired with that is incredibly stupid comments
or they will at me directly and try to speak to me.
I
Do I don't care plebs talking to me bro, dude, I do not care
Hmm
Tariff saw I think there's a
stop adding
problems are usually just annoying that's what it that's ultimately what it is
I don't know if it's like confirmation bias
but I happen to see their comments a lot
a lot of them they're adding me. That guy was not adding me, so good on him, but
a wizard basket living apathy in the hall a goblet sheriff again off the main office for
something Teswin and Nutella lip nip lips, seven seraph sloth, Draco, Plexitone, 100 million months
of hell, jeppy and quiet barks and melds and odd reality and coolest and sweaty food, a
Hanada. Uh, they say nothing but gums. Get it, sir? And go about Gorma's Gordon and
space man spit there's a... excuse me hope your hair is good
so
you saying that ship bro
is blood saying this
I think he'd be seeing that shit.
Mmm, give your opinion on this game now before it gets worse once you start playing it.
Okay.
I didn't know it was coming out until yesterday.
place in space. You make choices. That's cool. We got to get this straight. Okay. I don't
care if a game is critically good or bad. I don't care. That does not matter to me.
This could be as critics declare the worst game ever made.
I swear to god.
After I was gonna say I wanna be on, I did I got like an allergy headache.
I hate that you like these games, shut up bitch you're probably playing Apex of big 2026.
Dude, I don't even know that about you and I'm just assuming that about you bitch
Boom, I bet you played arc Raiders. Where's your count at you in your battle pass bitch
Anyway, this is an FMB game, so I don't know what you mean by I hate that you like these kinds of games
This is just this is just a narrative slop, right?
Anyway as is custom lots of twitch chatters mad that a new game came out
Once again bringing up the fact that maybe in the future we will set up a charity for you
Broke-ass angry motherfuckers to get you the games that you claim to despise that they exist
But are simply too poor to afford them, dude
We will get a loyal and devoted chat. We will get 10 copies of Directive 8020 out there, dude, so that you can play it.
So you ain't got to type in my chat. This is the worst thing that was ever made.
And he guesses what the twist is dog gender surtense ups
Uh, hmm, that's a good question.
So we can extract a couple of things, okay, from the title.
Comment and sci-fi is the, you know, like at Star Trek, they had certain directors that
they had to follow when they were going through space, like, like, oh, you can't interfere
with a lesser species or like technologies.
can't like advance them or whatever. Um, so it's the twist is either okay or it's
robots. Okay, but I'm gonna give you I mean it's probably it's probably gonna
to be. All right, this prediction is kind of out there. Okay. It is a time travel story
in which humanity and or the main character and their cast see themselves in the past,
who we have been playing as and have to decide whether or not they are going to interfere
with their demise.
OK.
I don't know.
I'm literally just wild guess the space
stories only are only like four different stories.
So.
It seems like gamers just criticize everything
except for whatever life service they're currently obsessed with.
OK, I do.
I mean, we got to talk about this, bro.
Every time I play a new game, I
That I have to read chat comments that are like, dude, I'm actually gonna fucking blow my brains out
This is the worst shit. I have ever seen dude normally with a space question mark at the end or a space period or whatever dude like
They're the most negative
Unpleasant motherfuckers dude straight up every time every time I've seen it for ten years ten motherfucking years, dude
And I took for the record. I'm not talking about most of you, okay?
But I challenge you moving forward if you happen to have a twitch chat open. I challenge you to
pick out
The comments that you see that are going to be needlessly negative
Okay, just mentally like oh, yeah, there's another one. Oh, yeah, there's another. Oh, yeah
There's a is like an hour or two hours from now when those people didn't hear me say this and you might still be here
Bro, I'm telling you dog
They're gonna be there. I'm not gonna read them out loud
But I need you guys to back me up
Real-time threats are lethal with reduced opportunities for defensive parries.
Critical button presses are fast and brutal.
No rewinds using turning points if a character dies must deal with the consequence, sure.
Sure.
Harriet!
My name is Laura Isley, second in command of the Starship Cassiopeia.
I forgot to put on something else guys.
Humanity's future depended on us.
Or so we thought.
Oh
Lee
Ooh, Danny Stepani. I don't know who that is. I'm sorry guys. I was trying to be like
a film head. Ooh, Danny Stepani, dude. I'm sorry, man.
Okay, I went with the time travel prediction just because I assumed that the alien prediction
was kind of like weak but maybe we should have gone yeah we should have gone with the
aliens I think it's probably aliens man
I
There it is dude there it is dude
There it is!
Surely I don't get caught or anything like that.
Dude.
So I put it on or not what do you guys think?
Super reflexes result.
Please don't bro.
You're telling me that you would rather hear this fucking soulless stomp clap wine
shit that's going on.
Dude, holy fuck man.
Dude, I would rather hear some beefs and boobs.
I'm going to be I'm going to be one million percent.
Whatever dude.
All right.
I'll keep it up.
Yeah, I'll turn the subtitles on again.
Uh, yeah.
Come on, kill it!
Sims?
Sims!
What was that?
Bombs.
Carter!
I got myself that for...
Hopefully a lo-
Yes.
Armed!
Not yet!
Are you?
It sounded like a hull impact.
What the hell?
Chances are pretty low.
Low, but not zero.
Lazy French Canadian.
Underbot says it's another Java being incident.
Well, it was one time.
One time you were never going to live time.
Oh, no.
Pre-detected.
Tech 2.
That's not good.
Complex.
Portside.
This deck.
The whole area's been locked down and sealed.
Should we wait the others?
We're only 72 hours from orbit.
Let's stick to procedure and take a look ourselves.
should we consult the Oracle bro fuck you
I don't bro I ain't I ain't putting my bait in the hands of no clanker boys
quicker to fix it ourselves this is as serious as it sounds we need to get
I'm using my controller, dude.
You really think you've got time?
I've got a master plan.
He's playing chess.
You're playing checkers.
The music's a little much, it's not good, but it's not a little much, you little baby.
I'm sure you're fucking out of it.
I'm done reading, guys, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm trying to get immersed in Game of the Year.
Come along, Sims.
Come on, let's move.
If there's a run button, I don't know what it is.
Don't tell me what to do.
I'm looking.
L3 to sprint. Yeah, I can't sprint right now, though.
I think...
No, okay.
I'm using like this old 360 controller right now and man it's a little sticky I'm gonna
be honest and I don't know why maybe it's not sticky it's weird
got it hang on let me just test it's working
I
Do
You're a corinth we're committed to unprecedented investments
What in the advancement of space travel and terraforming technology the Cassiopeia
will be the first man exoplanetary survey mission with our ultimate goal being colony transfer
depolymerization of the plastic is good uh so should i be touching this then
is it okay if i touch it
Oh, cool.
Did I move the cord slightly too much, mister?
I'm sorry.
You always have to leave your crap floating around?
Okay, the small crap you can load at me, but there's somethings gravity plates have failed.
That's not on me.
Don't worry.
I'll come up with the only way there is.
Wait, that's the guy from the hotel, right?
The murder hotel, dude.
do that.
Pays one mission assembly casket PA is a temple that corn
satellite rig the crew board at driver's sleep or your
journey.
And drama follows behind what's in orbit the crew conducts
the planetary survey of toss out of you didn't didn't.
Didn't a movie come out recently about something like
This is a lot of colony ship media recently, huh?
A lot of big colony ship energy, dude.
You know, I watched a video essay on a CRPG.
How about a colony ship? It looked pretty good.
We're doing the right thing, right?
This is why we have emergency procedures.
What's the name? Preacher's just calling you, ship.
You sure you're okay?
I'm fine. It's just... nice the perfect time for things to go wrong.
Lucky we're here to make sure they don't, then. Hey?
We always know the right thing to say.
Dude, he's Canadian. That's like his catchphrase.
to see one. Okay. Knight to E2. Check. King to P1. Knight follows. Check. Ooh, they're
playing chess that's just kind of this is they're doing a verbally that's like what
uh that's what astronauts do scientists it's like a scientist that you don't get
because you're stupid on to be to check the time you're shorting the
ships electronics should we fix it we need to inspect the hull damage first here
help me open it press the button correct but do it
so this game I'm pretty sure if it's anything like the other ones is gonna
have some quick times in a bros and those quick times will affect whether or
not someone dies I saw I they hadn't noticed
it's been a power surge how are they able to walk in here if it's breach
Yep, that says medical area.
I got a question.
What's the purpose of a ship this large if everyone but two people are asleep?
Dude, imagine having to clean all this shit.
I'm going to the area so lockdown we're not getting through here
convenient yeah the lockdown should be hardwired to a nearby terminal open your scanner see
what comes up looks uncanny it looks like the android from Detroit become human
Can you see the live wire?
Uh-huh.
Follow it through to the terminal.
No it doesn't. Man, shut your bitch-ass up. I'm talking to everyone else, by the way.
Night to D4. Checkmate.
Dude, why can I not run?
I get crouched.
Oh, it's LB.
I might have missed the instructions, because I was yelling at that chatter.
Why can't I not interact with this?
Re-route power to medic.
Ow.
my fucking stupid dude I need some yellow paint open
So I have to look at it through the wall.
Oh
You're the missing of fucks like me murk dude. I was literally not listening or reading
What do I do oh
I'm pressing X and says so, I'm pressing X.
Dude I'm pretty confident that you guys actually have no idea what to do when you're just fucking
wanting to throw the gas.
Dude, you guys don't fucking know.
Finally, holy shit, what, look at the poster, you stupid fuck.
I died.
I missed a very crucial instruction.
What's up on the deep end dude?
This?
I have to get through here.
figure it out bro. I'm not your fucking bro, guy. Why don't you chickeny check yourself?
I
How
Press L3, bro, L3 don't do shit, dawg.
person on the poster go back to the poster why why man
to her? Dude, she's not real!
Reroute power to medical. That's medical. I have to get through this door. I know
I am a games journalist, guys.
These things happen.
Thank you, me and Byrne.
What was I supposed? How was I supposed to get that open?
The poster. Dude, what about the fucking poster, man?
I thought I saw a collectible.
Oh boy, I love collectibles.
What do you see?
A butterfly.
Beauty.
What about this?
I see that some shape.
A fortress.
And this?
Dessal wasteland.
I don't know.
I see
Potential is stirring in the making secrets of the universe
I see whatever we wanted to be
Quarant
Where humanity comes first
Nino
I'm already like on the
The cost that I don't really need to be propagandized
What's up, mate I'm British
Was good area
Looks like it's penetrated through there.
Yep, that's a hole.
That's a hole.
There's a hole in the spaceship.
That's not good.
There it is.
Huh.
Looks like the breach webbing hasn't fired.
We've got to repair that breach.
Looks like the only way to override the ceiling system now is from outside the hull.
Uh-oh
Queen to to see five oh wait, we're both going
Space
Remember, they got gravity boots on, guys.
They shipped it to these.
How are we supposed to do this?
Do we have, like, a magical gun that does avoros?
to see one there it is we got a magical whole breach down trying so hard not to
fall over that I feel like I actually might fall over please don't do that but
don't even say that still thinking it why not put like some like gravity
shouldn't seem like that.
Hand stew.
Wait, they got FTL, dude?
They got a console out in space?
What if a rock hits this shit?
Hey baby, we missed you already and we wanted to tell you how proud of you we both are.
What you're doing is, I know you had second thoughts but it's the right thing.
The future is all that matters to us now. The future with you. Good luck among the stars.
Good luck daddy!
Good luck.
How many times have you watched that one?
We lost Count last Christmas.
We're expecting a new batch in a few days when the rest of the crew wakes up.
We've waited long enough.
Antenna's fully functional. That's good news for the mission.
Can you imagine the staff its face if we woke up to mission failure?
I'm not angry. Just disappointed.
That's so totally what their boss would say, dude.
Wow.
What about this shit fix it now
How come I'm not running
You're in space I could run in space
is. The fuck is that? A hole? I'm jumping off. I will say we're not moving at all.
How would you know?
The stars are moving.
We're nearly there.
Not loggy, thanks for so, appreciate that.
of the
of the
of the
of
The overwrite ports are right there.
That's an alien, man.
We have this whole-ass colony ship full of people ready to get fucking alienized.
I'm going to take the job.
Can we go home now?
Agreed.
Back to the airlock.
What?
Explain this!
Huh?
I'm the start of a new one.
start of a new one, aren't you excited to see our future home. Yeah, I just wish we could see it up close, like boots on the ground close.
They're pleasing the trail, man. It all starts with us. Well, it's taken long enough to get here. Got to be worth something.
Stop moping. I chose wishful. Each day one step at a time. You're dead.
Uh, compliment.
You always find a way to see the bright side.
Mom told me that.
You can't always control what happens, but you can control how you react to it.
I can control the muscles in my face, so I use them to smile.
It's hard too though.
Sometimes.
That's why I try to focus on the now.
The past isn't worth wasting a frown on.
The past guides us to the future.
Uhhh...
Kay?
I'm the fixer.
But what really matters most is us.
Right here. Right now.
He's here for a suposible to the shape of Pivotal Moses.
The red line's based off previous...
Loving this energy car, sir.
When everyone's up, you think they'll well agai us to coffee making you too.
Knowing williams i wouldn't doubt it time doesn't have the same meaning out here
Those guys close their eyes by night asleep
And they wake up refreshed like these four years meant nothing god i'm only concerning now
Yeah, he wants to meet us
James
Help go back to help me use your foster
What happened?
IED?
Catch me!
That's kinda tough.
We're okay. We're okay.
I am so sorry.
No, I'm just glad. I thought...
Oh, I'm going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh. Story path board.
You want to try another path you can rewind from this point except I can't because I played the devil I'm playing the devil degree can't do that so
Lol
Should we tell her what did she step on?
Well, should we at least we examine we stick the protocol run diagnostics first then we can decide what to do after that
I think it was the leak that I saw.
Oh yeah, maybe.
Here's the fork on that bon-side.
Go on.
We're a little branch.
I'm sure we can fix that.
Dude.
I'm turning this music off, man.
Meow meow meow.
Oops.
WTF don't? Yeah, I'm doing it, fuck you.
You don't know much about horticulture, do you?
Hear me out. Remember when I was reading Fracture and Repair? And with that chapter I-
Kinsugi, oh yes, I remember.
Why? Why not play it here?
Take what's broken and order it's foals, highlight them here!
That's wonderful. Except, I'm pretty sure Kinsugi is for pottery, or plants.
This guy talks like he underweighs.
Sims?
Are you okay?
Sims?
Um, guys?
What was that slapping noise?
My bad.
You don't stole a valorless slapping noise.
She went shopping.
Oh, why did she do that, chatter?
Oh, big man!
Sims?
What are you doing?
Okay, Sims, that is not funny.
Look at my running at it.
Don't appreciate the joke.
Sims?
That swag is healthy and holy.
Sims?
We've got a chess game to finish here, Sims.
It's your move and you've got me on the ropes.
Sims?
Here's your gun on face.
Is that him?
Call me!
Oops.
Oops.
Slings!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Dude shut up she gonna hear you
Man, I just played headman. I'm really good at those actually
It's hard to let go. Earth is the only home we've known. But the truth is our home is dying.
It doesn't hurt me. We need to let go.
Oh, you don't want to hurt me?
Oh, not him.
We're liking him as not as we know it.
Please.
Why are you doing this?
Dude!
All those memories we shared.
Do I like Super Game Over if this happens? Or what?
Surely they don't make me start over, yeah.
I
Well, we're gonna we're gonna start over real quick. We're sorry real quick
Okay
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna give it quick a little restart arena real quick hang on boys
Hold up
Wait a minute hold up
Wait a minute minus one character dude
She a parried and have the option she insta killed me
Ba ba ba and it will rewind so we can tell the deaths and shit
Now
5 more minutes at the door dude.
What?
I'm gonna use a coffee moment as well quick.
Okay.
Yes me lord.
What up, players?
of
the only restart of the super early and
CURIOSUS MOUNTAINS
the baked alec's are so
My name is Laura Isley second in command of this
Bullship Cassiopeia with Earth dying we look to the stars for a new home
Only one help promised.
Dude.
Tao said he hath.
Our objective?
Survey the planet from orbit to prepare for the arrival of our sister ship.
The colony vessel Andromeda.
Humanity's future depended on us.
Or so we thought.
this shit is so fake
damn that chatter calling how he sees it dude
Moly moly
Can't believe there's a skid
That's okay, we weren't very far
Dude it's the humans
The RPL for the first time seeing it.
Dude, holy.
Oh wait, we got the streamer mode on.
I guess I'm not playing the stomp clap anymore.
I don't know where the kid runs his face
I don't know where the kid runs his face
Did he restart?
Yeah, I didn't take the game's warning seriously
I'll be here forever
Changing my thoughts together
My head's on fire
My head's on fire
My head's on fire
Guys, that's a bonsai tree.
That's a bonsai tree.
Oh, that's a Canadian.
Sims? Oh.
Sims!
What was that?
Carter!
Are you not remotely alarmed?
Not yet! Are you?
It sounded like a hull impact.
Chances are pretty low.
Low, but not zero.
100 bucks says it's another job of the incident.
That was one time.
One time you were never going to the dike.
We're at sight.
This deck.
The whole area has been locked down and sealed.
Should we rape the others?
We're only 72 hours from orbit.
Let's stick to procedure and take a look ourselves.
Should we consult the Oracle?
Fuck no.
Quicker to fix it ourselves, if this isn't serious as it sounds, we need to get down
there now.
Don't argue with that.
Okay?
How's the stash feeling?
Either way.
Cool.
Boy, we can use the fact that we're from the future.
You really think you've got chance?
To win our chess game.
I've got a master plan.
King B9.
We're doing the right thing, right?
This is why we have emergency procedures.
You sure you're okay?
I'm fine. It's just...
Now's the perfect time for things to go wrong.
Lucky we're here to make sure they don't, then. Okay?
You always knew the right thing to say.
What's the music that feels really out of place?
Prime Flip Detective 1, 2.
It's the characters listening to music,
not music that was put in the game to, like, match any sort of mood.
I missed a bunch of stuff.
Come on Carter.
I read in the shits our boss, he's a good luck.
We're at the Louie Leaks Resort.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Let's move.
Can we preemptively go here?
Ooh.
When the music is trash, you can just say it's for the NPCs.
Yeah, maybe the NPC has trash taste in music.
Shut up.
The music's not even bad.
Channer actually uh he whispered me earlier and said that he really hopes that there's
Kanye West music in this game.
So I can understand why he's a little disappointed.
No I didn't!
to be one night follows check that fucking looking like a star Fox face
We're Star Fox!
The damage must be shorting the ship's electronics.
Should we fix that?
We need to inspect the hull damage first.
Here.
Help me open it.
Yeah, don't worry. I got it boys. Alright, start the timer as soon as I can move.
The lights are out they hadn't noticed
In a power surge
Watch my dog
The whole area is on lockdown we're not getting through here
Yeah, the lockdown should be hardwired to a nearby terminal open your scanner see what comes up
Can you see the live wire?
Follow it.
Press L3 doesn't do anything, man.
The door's open now!
Yeah, I told you!
It's the poster. I looked at the poster the door still wasn't in a bit.
What do you see?
A dumbass bitch.
A fair with a bear.
What?
Looks like it penetrated through there.
Looks like it penetrated through there.
There it is.
Oh, you can even, you can see the landmine there.
Looks like the breach wedding hasn't fired.
Figures.
We've got to repair that breach. Looks like the only way to override the ceiling system now is from outside the hull
Nice yeti mug. Thanks. It keeps the coffee hot
How big of a donation to stop saying it's a really option. Oh, it's dafford said
She's your beer. I love to chat
That's me every time.
Come on, Galileo.
You're the little holiday, aren't we?
What have we got to do, man?
What?
I think we're going to have to think again.
Alright, this is...
We would probably check the FTL antenna.
I'll do that.
The console's just here.
This part's weird because she like stands and watches this, by the way, watches.
Looks good to me.
Also...
Optical terminal is intact.
Okay, so
We're checking the status of our FTL satellite, which is extremely important. Okay
Tell me why the main character does what he does immediately afterwards on the same console transmission speed is dipped
But should course correct soon
Wanna run some diagnostics just to be sure
Let me just check the message logs
Hey, baby, why we miss you already
already how we wanted to tell you how proud of you we both are what you're
doing is now the time
but it's the right thing the future is all that matters to us now the future
with you good luck among the stars
good luck daddy
good luck
have a chance have you watched that one
I lost count last Christmas.
She's like, so did I.
I was expecting an E-Batch in a few days when the rest of the crew wakes up.
We've waited long enough.
And Tenon's fully functional.
That's good news for the mission.
Can you imagine Stafford's face if they woke up to mission failure?
I'm not angry.
Report her to HL.
Oh man.
Dude, that's so Stafford, bro.
That's so fucking Stafford, actually.
I think it's a good spot.
Holy.
Impact must have boiled the water and caused the rupture.
Oh, that's too bad.
It doesn't look too good either.
If we fix the sealant system, it should fix that too.
Good point.
Let's keep moving.
I want...
That was my backward spacewalk.
Not that swag.
Guys I got a bad feeling about that minor hull breach up top.
There's just something about that right there that doesn't look normally to me
That's great.
Maybe.
What a mess.
Is it a bad thing?
What is that?
It could have leaked the impact.
No, that shouldn't have had an alien.
The overwrite ports are right there.
Can you take off your helmet as opposed to my studio's uh...
We go home now agreed back to the airlock
I mean have you seen the stars do you end of an era, huh?
We'll do the same choice on the start of a new one. Are you excited to see our future home?
Yeah, I just wish we could see it up close
like boots on the ground close.
They're blazing the trail man.
It all starts with us.
Well, it's taken long enough to get here.
Gotta be worth something.
Stop moving.
Live in the moon then, but me.
Each day, one step at a time.
Let's do this on this side.
We're pretty similar, you know?
Remember I said I got real sick growing up?
I didn't think I'd live at all, but I'll only have a kid and go on a mission to save the human race.
Every moment now is a blessing.
You sound like a cheap motivational poster.
I like it.
The past guides us to the future.
I got the same thing.
But what really matters most is us.
Yes. Right here. Right now. Fixing this ship and making history.
Loving this energy car, sir.
Same dialogue.
When everyone's up, you think they'll relegate us to coffee making, do you think?
Knowing Williams, I wouldn't doubt it.
Time doesn't have the same meaning out here.
Those guys close their eyes for a night's sleep.
And they wake up refreshed like these four years man. Nothing good. I'm always concerned now
Yeah, he wants to meet us
Don't catch her I'm gonna try and make everyone survive
Catch me! Catch me!
We're okay. We're okay.
I am so sorry.
No, I'm just crying.
I thought...
Oh, I'm going to die.
Hey, if we let her die, do you think she'd chase us?
There's not like a weird Xenomorph thing where like took some of her DNA and then
instantly like assumed her appearance. It's probably that one guys.
Meow meow meow meow meow! That's a cool ship, just kidding. I like the circle.
Sure.
Years of work on that barnside.
Go on.
Oh, a branch? I'm sure we can fix it.
They don't know much about horticulture, do you?
Hear me out.
Remember when I was reading Fracture and Repair?
I know with that chapter on...
Can serve you.
Oh, yes. I remember.
Why? Why not apply it here?
here. Take what's broken and honor his faults. Highlights, I mean it.
That's wonderful. Except I'm pretty sure Kintsugi is for pottery. Have plants.
You can still apply the mindset and celebrate.
Sims?
Are you okay?
Um, guys?
Now die again let the record show I walked into her sword
I fell on it even look at these lines
Science.
Sims?
What's wrong?
Sims?
Sims?
Are...
Are you okay?
You couldn't talk to me?
I know it's been tough for you out here why but I thought you were past this
Wait, what?
I'm here for you.
Never forget. Why?
I'm just going to go wake Dr. Cooper.
Got a blast!
Mr. Jokes for seven and Kansu Katsu in slammed area six for seven?
Who's that?
I think we're seven.
Ow
See no more don't take a beard to see dude. I don't know what the fuck the phrase is and it's hard
Searching for loot?
Look at this fucking bitch-ass running crouch animation.
So is it actually her? She just had like a psychotic break or what?
I guess.
My mom is dead.
Everyone is dead.
Aw, me mom.
Aw, shut up.
Everyone's got a dead mom.
I feel like I'm playing Hitman's.
I guess she teleported.
We're all going to die out here!
Okay, with the other nylon choice, we've learned that she's done this before.
Oh my god.
Oh my fellas.
Oh
My mom is dead.
Everyone is dead.
Me fucking mom.
Oh fuck it.
I gotta go up there.
This was him and I could just choke her out, dude, but no.
Literally just shoot her with a gun, dude, but no.
I don't want to hurt you.
Gotta speed it up.
Oh no!
That was a consequence of what?
Oh my god.
This is Thomas Carter.
48 hours before the accident.
Oh my god.
This is Thomas Carter. 48 hours from flight crew, wake up.
Something's wrong with the Sims. I don't know.
She... she attacked me.
Oh god. She's trying to kill me.
We were repairing an impact to the hull.
We separated to repair different areas of the ship, but then...
Um...
Guys?
Come on!
In the end, we all die alone.
That's not always true.
Sometimes there's like a plane crash, like a bomb.
Little Star Jason Graves, is that the song?
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
Earth don't seem so bad.
It's like an atmosphere.
Not bad.
Oh dude, the sacrifice.
I guess this is our boss.
Violet!
I wasn't sure you'd be here.
I wouldn't miss it for the world. It's called it by the way, you know?
curfews starting early tonight the net says there's a storm building over the
Atlantic could be dark for a few days it shouldn't affect the launch sometimes
you look just like him that's called genetics it's more than that
Same haircut.
Oh.
Yeah, you're talking about my swagger.
Maybe I am.
That's an IGN reference.
I'm almost waiting for him to walk back through the door
Every time I say your name, I'm taking right back to those first missions with him
There's nothing to be sorry for it's nice to remember
What happened to Bill man, I can't stop thinking about him
Especially now
If he was in our position
What would he do?
I have wondered that myself.
Have you taken the time to really think it through?
I understand your concerns.
We got Covid.
Oh yeah.
You've really got to lose.
You know, I look at you now and I see that kid flying wild into the sun.
That was a long time ago.
When your father and I were on Mars, and we lost that CO2 tank, he never once panicked.
Just treated it like any other job we needed to do.
Calm, composed.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Why is he whispering?
I asked him how he could be so relaxed, and he just turned to me and he said,
Never forget why you started.
Never forget why you started.
He had all the answers.
To Bill.
To that.
Okay, but when you talk about the Earth and why it's dying, I'm gonna show you how you're dead.
I
So we're
If you want 20 over 70
Hard rate 72
temperature 97.2
Good morning, TG.
Take it easy.
You'll feel groggy for a while.
Eh, no shit.
Oxygen saturation 95%.
Restoration nominal.
Look up.
Don't tell me what to do. I'm doing it now.
People sequel.
Round and alert.
subjects fully conscious. Good morning.
This cousin Sims should agree. Well, that is standard procedure, but this is
in the standard situation. Sims, what's wrong? You read? Stafford and I were
woken up automatically by the ship. He's trying to reach the sleep
Technicians now so wake up some me
Let's give her some shit
What I feel like shit really
Retaking myocardial infascular reading snippets
I'm fine
Well, no space guy you were
Thanks. Where are we?
We're supposed to be within range of the marker and decelerating for orbit.
What? We can the second pilot now?
Who's the second pilot?
Carter? Samus? Euryd?
Jason? Wait, Voorhees?
Simple pleasures, huh?
How are you feeling?
Like behind a river from now?
Carter, Sims, do you read?
I
What
For that this is the man of Stanford this guy's not a workers. I'll fucking good. Yeah, are you two I
Wage you sir, we're an engineering the ship suffered a minor howl bridge
So we're running out of sticks and making the necessary repairs as per protocol. How bad are we talking?
We're still running diagnostics.
All three down, we'll provide a field damage report.
That feeling.
Not at all. Looks like we were lucky.
Anything we need to jump on?
We're trying to establish that line.
Our orbital window is in one hour.
Have you made engine preparations?
No, sir. The damage from the hull reached its priority.
Understood. We'll prep the engines ourselves.
Apologies we weren't there to wake you, sir.
Can you confirm how many of you are awake?
Just a full flight crew.
We'll wake the others in over that plan.
I'm not gonna let you get away with it.
Evil's got a Mitchell.
Put up equals evil.
Mustache and bald equals evil.
You okay?
Just snoozing.
Four years of sleep wasn't enough, huh?
Whatever you're ready kiddo.
Wake up. Now.
Riven shine sleeping new day.
And to what do I owe the honor of this royal welcome?
Albinic, this is a-
There's been a whole breach.
Carter and Sims are looking into it.
It would explain why our oxygen processing is down.
That sounds... bad?
Sound of control.
We're only an hour from the market
Yeah, I sleep begin engine checks in preparation for orbit. I'll take Mitchell and we'll reboot the CO2 scrubbers
How about I save some oxygen and go back to sleep? Come on
He's the upbeat guy
You feeling all right, he's the fast kind of weird
It feels like I went to sleep only yesterday and now I've had egg four years in the making
It's like my body's going one way and my mind's going another
That's to be expected
Humans were made for my nation
Let's re-take care of yourself over the course of the mission
body and mind
These guns that did asleep way too long
Oh
No
Oh, that's evil Sims
Hey, I meant to ask you before they put us under
How do you feel about this being your last mission your grand finale one mission before retirement dude first man
Exit planetary mission. Not bad for commanders farewell
Your time doesn't look good on me
For wasn't part of this mission. I'd be right behind you on the Andromeda
Spoken like a true pioneer. I'm the luckiest commander in the current ranks or the best team I could have asked for
There's no other crew like us
It's a real shame we lost McNamara.
A damn tragedy.
Who?
The Gettys.
What's your take on manners?
A bit of a labor placement, huh?
You trust her?
I trust the current recruitment process.
If McNamara was the best, Anders is a close second.
How come that seemed like so much choice?
Seal of approval sure I guess so I easily we're almost at hydroponics head over when you're done
Okay, remind me why we're here because the technicians didn't do their jobs
We'll need to bring the reactor to full power
You know, I've never flown something with a reactor this size
Let's message Carter and be like, yo, man, you dead?
Everything cool.
Yeah. Yeah.
Resting we redirect power from the landing systems just as well considering. We're not landing alternatively
We redirect power from fire control
I don't trust this computer
There we go
That's good considering it was the last few.
Thanks for the- My fucking controller, man!
I hate this thing!
Reminder.
Stupid wire.
Ooh, a tree.
What have?
Hey.
Ooh, a tree!
What how?
Hey!
Sit down and I'll puke my roots.
Bite me?
Really.
No, it's good to see you taking care of your mental health.
Engines are cracked and the power plant is fully operational, Commander.
We're ready for a bit.
Excellent.
Work, Isley.
What did the pilot say when he walked into the bar?
Um, I don't know.
Given the circumstances, I'd say we're both performable.
How come Marco finally looks like Sid from Toy Story?
Aren't they, Jess?
That tree was a neat addition.
It's good to have a reminder of home.
Actually, it measurably reduces the load on our oxygen scrubbers.
Plus, its canopy serves as an effective dust filter.
But, Jess, I had a hot thorn just like it in my garden back at home.
It's actually a cutting.
A little piece of you.
I'm glad you're with us, Iceland.
This ship is all you.
You should be proud to sail aboard it.
Of course, sir.
I must say, I'm disappointed with our sleep technicians.
I'd expected more efficiency from them.
You think they should have been there to wake us?
I'd like to know why they thought the repairs were more important for the record. I'd like to check their service logs
Yeah, I'll admit
Very well for the record
But I see do remember that we're all a long way from home
Ooh, we got space music, boys.
Okay, super things for Grunt's up.
Who names their kid ILC?
Like a supermarket.
Uh, um.
There's literally the flood in this ship, guys are literally the Zerg.
It's beautiful out there.
Sure is.
You ever think what you might have been if you weren't pilot?
Not a chance.
This has always been it for me.
God damn right.
What are you even doing?
I could die out here.
But that is not going to happen.
No, I mean like, it'd be cool.
What would you do?
Gosh, I don't know. I'd be dead.
No, I meant with my body. If I had died, would you just pop the airlock and send me floating out into space?
Hmm company guideline state no littering in orbit that definitely includes your dead arse
called blooded
She's actually
Hydra
You'd make perfect fertilizer for the shrubbery, you know like a back-to-nature kind of thing
I could visit every night fill you in on the latest
But don't go dying just yet
All for you I go for permission for these drying seriously
Yeah, be kind of fun put you into an airtight bag stick you on to negative 270 degrees shake you around a little until you
Shatter into a million pieces
Then, hey presto! Find the ground young!
Hey!
Wow.
This is the whole town.
Well now, let's just both stay alive.
No dying intended.
Unless I actually land this fucker on TossedEF.
Hey! I could be the planet's first dead guy!
Don't even joke about that.
Whoa! What's in you?
Sometimes I can't tell if you're joking or just being an ass.
I
Like I he's moving like an alien boys
Well they get out of it
Nice zoom dude, what the hell?
Six? Six? What was that?
What is the movie?
It's Stop Moving.
Dude the aliens can do EMP?
That's not fair.
I am
What's she gonna do
Oh you fucking bitch.
Sorry Commander, there's just too much interference down there.
The pods with a Z.
What the flip?
This is not normal, you guys.
Oh!
You are one crazy mother!
Jesus, Stalford.
Those guys are so entranced.
The sleep technicians.
I thought I'd check their surveillance logs, and I found something weird.
Look at the timecode on this one.
It's from after the impact.
They should be running repairs at that time.
Maybe it looks odd, but the systems are glitching all over the ship.
The camera probably crashed, but the timecode kept running.
get running that's an assumption what are you suggesting
look at this they clearly saw something off-screen they look scared then
nothing the data's corrupted they have to be hiding something have a little faith
it's right now the only evidence I see are the multiple system glitches going
off which are still pretty damning if you ask me trust that everyone on board
is capable and competent I wish you could see that in your cock please just listen trust them
like they trust you
go look you're coming up to the market now we need to prep the booster in the touch rent
confirmed thanks young
I see you're the last person I need to remind how important this mission is
I can't have you distracted by paranoia I need you on point
But sir what more do you want?
Show him the creepy fucking recording you stupid bitch. I
Want them both up here providing a full and thorough report
Enough is enough. Yes enough is enough reel yourself in Isley
understood I need you on station
go kill him kill him immunity clear so you should be good for the barn unless
she's hiding more surprises of her sleeve we've run three test cycles now and
We're reading Omino in all lines.
Good work.
We're still experiencing shorts in the lighting
and surveillance systems.
Any ETA on effects?
That's on Carter.
He's still on the guts doing wiring repairs.
Can you patch me through?
I'd like to hear its voice.
Sure.
The damage must be destroying the ship's electronics.
Carter?
You hear me?
Sorry, Commander, there's just too much interference down there.
No, mind. Just make sure he's well clear of that before we engage the breaking berf. Take care of yourselves.
Status report.
Deceleration in final stages.
We're right on top of the marker.
Okay, let's keep this air tight.
Isley, we're on the checklist.
The booster ring isn't designed for close orbit.
To ensure its integrity, we're releasing it into a safer orbit around the planet well
outside the atmosphere.
Once the Cassiopeia is in orbit around Talseti-F, awake the science crew and begin the planetary
survey for the landing team on the Andromeda.
Manual detap sequence set.
Confirmed.
Sequence is primed.
On my mark.
Five.
Four.
Three.
So big.
Why?
Literally, literally why?
It's a thing of beauty.
We should not visual intensity yet now.
Let's get her up on screen.
There are probably thousands of pods.
If only Doc could have seen it.
Okay, sorry, I gotta complain about this though.
Yeah, sure.
There might be thousands of people asleep on the ship, but why is the ship itself so big?
Like, I don't know.
Maybe it's not.
Maybe like what we're seeing is just like the small space that they operate in or whatever.
And the rest of it is just people
Maybe we should land this thing take a little walk before the Andromeda gets here
Not this again
Look, I get it not enough fuel to land and get home. I'm just saying it's about legacy
This isn't about fortune and glory
It said to start that the people are in the following ship. Okay, then why is this one so big?
We've chosen to clear a path for history to be made.
Man, tell us something about that.
We trained together.
We launched together.
We execute the mission together and we return together.
And it's already yielded?
Yelling about what we do here.
That's not what we learn.
And now we gather.
Forged the way for the next great leap in human progress.
This guy looks like a mix between Stabler from SBU and P.T. Richardson.
Ha ha ha, it's Stabler from Toy Story.
Awww Lee.
I killed a guy in Hitman last night that looked exactly like Stabler.
I'm pretty sure it was on purpose because it was on New York.
I need to get this done before Stafford has my head.
Up to my arms and face at the moment, I'll report back soon.
What fixes?
And the guys trust me in lots to do.
Mmm.
Sure, buddy.
insist.
We've been asleep for four years, but you shouldn't have much to catch up on.
Damn, true.
You really are one of a kind, aren't you?
Yeah, you're just autistic, man.
Trick.
It's never meant you're working on the antenna updates.
Yes, almost finished with them.
That's great.
there aren't any antenna updates. Yeah, you got fucking on, bitch.
You got all...
...doubt.
Also, under stress, it's all more important we trust each other, even when things don't add up.
I'm asking you for trust. For your trust.
The flight.
Blah, blah, blah.
What do you see?
Humanity was made for the stars.
I really believe that.
We were built to adapt.
I certainly was.
I was really ill as a kid.
I knew I had to adapt.
Don't fucking care, plus you're dead.
What do you see?
We've already seen that one.
Hey, where the hell am I going?
Wait, we got multiple doors, do you know?
Holy directions matters.
You still in engineering?
Still busy down here, Commander. We need another 10 minutes.
Since we're just fine.
I wonder where like the the top rush is behind there's something like this little overbearing
Oh for the gravity boots
Madoi!
Open up, Chief!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, but.
Where's the yellow stuff?
What the hell?
Okay, thanks for the sub-tuttle.
Can you put a price up here?
Can you put a price tag in our future?
The resounding answer of the governments around the world is no capital's free-flow investment
into Corinth is now in good company as Nations Unite defines colony mission at house of the
F.
Upersill of opening underlines the significance and expense of the set of, set this mission
as public funds disappear behind Corinth's closed doors one is to wonder would our
stand a chance if the same resources were kept at home or is this truly our last
hope?
himself said at this point there's no turning back. Thanks Lamarcus Williams.
You speak up
Well interesting 13576 for remember that number
Hmm champ
Like if you saw this if you saw what you saw on the cameras dude
What defines humanity, our ability to collaborate, to contemplate the big questions?
If you saw that shit on the camera, wouldn't you like go try to like stop this bitch?
Yeah.
Surely.
Surely the collective humanity has like enough personal responsibility to understand that
like someone moving like a cryptid probably should be like restraint.
This bitch literally crypted... crypted walking.
Oh?
Trust your team!
Bro, I'll take that guy out too, I wanna be honest.
I feel like this is our, like, main objective.
I think we're here in Ghosts where's this locker room let's find a
We got two icons, I'm dumb.
Although...
Okay.
What?
Oh yeah.
Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing.
What?
Don't put it back. What?
At least pretend like you're gonna give it back to the ladies.
Commander Nolan Stafford, read expert accounts of those who paved their way through history
and what made them pioneers.
Blab, blab, blab.
Hey, Mom.
We have a pre-board out here.
Though, Carton and I seem to have different meanings of board.
Well, I worked through the...
Hey, Mum!
Getting pre-board out here.
Though Carter and I seem to have different meanings of board.
Well, I worked through the coffee blends. Carter cooks up fun tasks for us to carry out during downtime.
Y-Yesterday, I was on an inventory check.
I found something odd.
Turns out the stasis fluid for the cruise return trip isn't the same mix they're using now.
Carter and I trained for this procedure, but we never used different stasis fluids.
Why won't we brief them then?
I'll let you know if I find out more.
I feel better imagining you on the other side.
You with your green tea.
Me with my...
Mincherry mocha apparently.
Cheers!
Uh... her mom's dead, so she's talking to herself.
Uh... I don't think I can put in a coat.
This does not look like a real picture.
Haha, look at Bill's face, man.
What's up with the video games recently coming out with these weird, like, what was the
other game we played recently with like the weird uncanny like photographs and
that you don't talk about are you nine yet already or not to yeah
yep what up with that dude I know the freaking code let me just put it in
BITCH!
What was it?
13, 6, 7, 5.
13576. You guys are real punny, dude.
See you all, Lomarcus Williams.
I would die a hundred times if a man humanity could survive.
Wow.
Thank you, Lomarcus Williams.
That's it.
Bro, I broke into this dude's locker, man.
What would she gather from an old photo? I don't think it's important.
I just want to understand what's going on in her head.
You would be both.
Man, you don't give a shit.
You do not care.
I hope I'm not speaking out of turn here, but I was curious why there's a reason to care.
Dude, I don't care about your fucking backstory, man.
Uh, continue.
By the reason you became a pilot, blah blah blah blah blah blah, I guess in a way, yeah.
We should probably get back to things. Yes. Please.
Okay.
Better close this before the CEO finds out.
Can you interact with the book more?
How?
Inspect.
Open it. I fucking can't.
Dude.
Fucking dumbass chatter.
fucking stupid bi-ad chatter.
Holy.
Why that fit have a dick?
We're gonna find his body, dude.
He's gonna be strapped to the wall with a fucking alien cocoon.
he's gonna get gooped
What this
Gee I can't I did I can't wait until we get later in the game and then a fire happens and the computers like
Fire fighting systems are powered down thanks to a decision you made two hours ago.
What?
What?
Now that's choice maxing dude.
We can't get in there.
Just re-power them.
You just think it's that easy, huh?
You think I can just re-power it, dude?
Sure.
New conversations available.
Down in Tech Quarters, the place the message appeared to have left it a hurry.
Anything I saw in the ordinary.
I don't know, but it's unusual.
situations unusual don't worry we'll get the bottom of this. I hate you man.
Anything interesting coming up? Something's not right the thickness
square. Messes them to the super gear out of the shield. What the hell is she
doing? It's not clear but I get to the bottom of it. Should I come down or get
Stafford to take another look? Stafford's already aware of my thoughts. Just leave
it with me. Okay. I shouldn't have told this guy.
This guy's a fucking clown.
Whoa! Wait, these guys can get home in 12 days?
Wait. How?
Relay Chargibus data and transfer update package.
Oh, that's when they turn around.
Yeah, I freakin' do that, dude.
detected. I'm not seeing anything. You know, if you think about it, this is kind of just
What's the point of the game, huh?
Luna's birthday.
Where was the... thing?
Oh, I've already forgotten.
Where did we interact with the calendar, dude?
Oh, no.
I hit start dude.
Come on bro.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Engineering, huh?
I wanted to look at the computer
We're gonna get a bacon peanut butter banana honey sandwich
No
I'll tell you what.
That means we're away for the four year journey there while the main crew sleeps.
And the four year journey back.
Right. As the wake of crew or sleep crew as we like to say...
I'm in favor. Maintenance error. Improved lounge 1. Reconfiguration in progress. Standby.
Um guys...
Okay, I'm not trying to like to
And a pair of shoes.
Does anyone even like sneaking around a monster that you can't fight back against?
Like surely not.
No one's like stoked to do that shit, right?
You know what feels infinitely better than doing something like this, do you imagine?
Think about the first zombie you ever reigned into in Resident Evil or some shit dude, you had like 8 bullets?
Damn.
Holy...
Warning! Reconfiguration strongholds!
This is your solution?
Just to have it done.
I think I'll turn the switch back on.
I think I'm literally just gonna turn it back on.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What's wrong, Sims?
Talk to me.
My mommy's dead
I
Probably
Splendid! Stand up right now!
Perceptivization cycle engaged.
Come on, Eiffel.
In five, four, three, two, one.
Eiffel, are you safe?
We're pointing at him.
It was...it was Sims.
She tried to kill me.
what why would she come in everyone i need to change the roommate
damn it
there's a guy a fucking moron dude
You got a trust.
What?
The fuck is that?
So fucking claymore!
This flashlight don't do shit man.
I'm looking for a secret.
I'm looking for a secret.
Oh yeah, can we look at the poster again?
Oh, it's been see a bit. Yeah, we thrown it back. You like Dean cook
We don't find his head or what
Wait, how did that happen?
Reloaded for nothing. We might have actually reloaded for nothing.
Who the fuck is Jason Graves?
It's me, Smile.
No, it's not.
is that the city?
Open the door!
It is.
You're not coming in.
Open the door, Cernan, right now!
Go away!
There's a solution to everything, right?
please don't have me sneak around some more man
He's sloshed dude.
Yeah, we sneak him.
Aye aye aye.
I would just rather like it was just like a 30 second cutscene bro.
I've been looking for you all the time and I didn't see you walking.
Call me up and down the road.
Are you calm now, sir?
Yeah.
Because this isn't a game anymore.
Oh.
You guys think he can walk up behind me?
This guy is mad.
Wait, I have like a...
A weapon.
No fucking way!
Hey, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
If this was hit man, I could wall through this window by the way.
Just your quote.
You know how this is going down.
What's the lore on the sensibility?
Oh, that's like, uh, taking the end of her shades.
I'm your friend.
You can trust me.
Hold up.
Time!
Where we're going?
There's no line!
Shrubber!
Stop saying my name, you freak!
Oh, it's broken!
Yeah, we vaulting, bro.
This truly is hitman.
It's okay, sir.
I can help you.
Ugly.
And current, our focus has always been the same, driving humanity forward.
Ooh, driving it forward.
With a secret liquid that turns us into super mutant monsters.
I think I need to shock this, but I don't know how to actually use hitting every button.
How do I draw my blade?
I'm just kidding, we didn't have to draw our blade, guys. I'm an idiot.
Got a blast!
Burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it!
Got smoke pool!
What the f***?
They're gonna give me the double juke.
Holy.
Dev said this is the most gameplay they ever put on their games.
Guess what all of that gameplay is?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Hey, you got fucked up.
Sims. This is Stafford. Talk to me.
Sims.
Let's go and please tell me what the fuck is going on here.
I've got Carter here and it looks...
I need your status and location.
Sems?
Are you safe?
At least tell me that.
Should I try messaging him, boss?
Sure.
His family are waiting for him and I don't think about the effects this will have, the effect this will have on his daughter.
Hmm.
Yeah, that's alright.
Me when I try to talk to the fucking psycho.
Why'd you have a rational thought?
We work doesn't make any fucking sense, man. Stafford spoke to them. We hurt them
Help me feel the pot
Yeah
You I got touches. Okay
Push now I
Am
We're gonna have to break it. Yeah, you could
I'm telling you right now if the gameplay was all like quick time I would prefer to
just peeking around and avoiding the unkillable monster, so who is the unkillable monster?
Give me a quick time I think, it's been a while boys.
There's no combs in it.
It's missing. Interesting.
Well...
Jesus.
Fuck me out.
That is gruesome. That is gruesome.
Step one to the abdominal region.
New hold drops?
different to the rest of the Wings. Could be the cause of death.
We don't know that.
Lex shattered. No indication whether Cree or Postmortem.
I mean, she had to stuff them in her van.
Oh.
Utility strap is missing.
Chameleon chip. No way of tracking it. Mitchell, get up to the flight back.
The burning window was fast approaching and we can't let anything endanger this mission.
Now stay alert.
Were you hit beyond two souls?
Yeah, that's the only quick gun to make it.
Drive us here by the way.
We need an autopsy.
We don't have time. We're almost at orbit.
Doesn't make sense. How could I have gotten her so wrong?
People change. A lot can happen in four years.
Nobody has spent this long isolated in space.
Space psychosis is a myth. They trained for this.
I mean, we got to concede she was right, so...
You were right to be concerned. I should have listened.
My mind is on the mission's success. Pride and ego do not factor. It's important you
know that.
Let's get this pod sealed and file a report.
I know there's some major shit going down right now, but we're real tight on that mission
marker.
We gotta get into orbit, Commander.
I know, wait, son.
I was like, yeah, you go ahead.
I'll be right behind you.
Dude, what if Lamarcus Williams, the CEO of this company, is actually a native to Tau
Settiaff and infiltrated the Earth?
In order to sabotage the mission of going to Tau Settiaff, dude.
Oooooooh!
TOW SOUDIES!
Are you playing the hardest difficulty?
Yeah, but I mean...
All the difficulty changes is whether or not you can continue or retry.
Maybe you have to press the button a few extra times yes, conanda during quick time
How long we got orbital window closing rapidly commander? I have back to control. Wait, this is the decision. We made is gonna come in
Walk a lot
Window closing in 43 seconds. Yeah, I'm about this under control
Inspire
That's nox, but this is what we trained for let's pull together
Let's do it for car
Like hearing that would not inspire me. I'm gonna be honest. I'm not trying to think
But like at this point in this situation, I would literally just be like shut up
I need to like focus on my job or some shit. You know me
Heading looks good not reading any drift clean. You're too kind
Hmm, strange. I'm picking up some Audrey Dots in New Orbit.
Steller Objects?
Dude.
Okay. Surely the door to their cockpit is locked, right? Like, they're literally not... they're ignoring it.
We're gonna full scan when we're stable.
Prepare for breaking burn.
Final checks, please. Guidance?
Go.
Orientation?
Go.
Trust. Go. Let's send it. Command is go.
Firing in five, four, three, two, one. Come on!
How's no one found the weird biomass yet? I don't know.
Why would they choose the lightning blade?
Approaching orbital trajectory. Disengage burn in three, two, one.
It's like Gran Turismo, dude.
We've lost orbital velocity.
We need to recalibrate right now or we're hitting that planet!
I locked out.
Is your panel connected?
I don't know.
The engines are responding.
He's right. It's mechanical.
I can't cut the engines, Eva.
Shit.
I can't cut the engines, Eva.
I can't cut the engines, Eva.
I can't cut the engines, Eva.
I can't cut the engines, Eva.
Cut the engines, Eva.
Shit.
We're out of time.
Did you cut the engines?
No.
The fuel tank bottomed out.
We are 30 seconds from atmosphere.
Imitating velocity.
Surroundable.
But it depends on atmospheric drag.
Yeah.
Bring us around for a little bit.
Starting error break.
I'm going to fly down with the off yes.
I made the right choice.
Online don't risk it if you're not secured when we hit you will die without that computer
We can all die. No, there isn't time
Stop it!
Ten o'clock next to N-P-P.
Stop it!
Ten o'clock next to N-P-P.
Ten o'clock next to N-P-P.
Fuck! Get a seat, Jack!
Shit!
Stand by for actions!
I got it!
That head!
Move!
Run, come on!
Get the hell out!
Oops!
What's going on? Where's the rest of the crew?
We're not sure what's going on yet. Right now, I need you to stay calm so I can complete the wake-up process.
We go gravity. Where are the sleep technicians?
They're not able to help at the moment. Card is dead
What
What happened to him we don't know
My god, he's mangled poor Carter
We can't get a line through to the Oracle all the rest of the crew. We don't know what's going on
Ray? Yeah, sure.
Form is no other than emptiness. Emptiness, no other than form. May have no suffering.
Okay.
Warning! Creole sisters failure!
This guy's like,
DEAR SCIENCE!
REST IN PEACE!
Can we get a move on?
Oh my SCIENCE!
Shows what you know.
The only one still
the rest of the crew must have been working already
where's the poster
where the hell it seems
we've taken some major damage lower decks in particular
Yeah, we know. What we don't know is why we have gravity.
Either we've crash-landed or the ship's entered a catastrophic spin.
Right now, there's no way of telling. Breach seals have locked us in here.
Stafford, do you read?
Stafford, do you read?
Okay, Williams.
You really want to wake the boss up to this nightmare?
It's not safe to leave him under an emergency.
I'll wake him.
Apple, we know he's-
He's not stabilizers, not responding.
We need to get him through Wakeup immediately.
Release the emergency lock.
On the back, next to the hinge.
Left, left side.
Got it!
I'm gonna give him a quick pulse to wake him.
Get ready to-
Shit!
Sernan, hold him down.
This is a lot of time, bro.
He's hemorrhaging.
He's fine. His body's just reacting to the heavy dose.
Well, that's some reaction.
Better nosebleed now than an aneurysm later.
We need to override those breed seals.
We could get through some wedge tools right right tool stores behind that bulkhead over there
Though there should be the maintenance tunnel
Come with me if we break that breach seal we can regroup with the crew and find out what happened here
Assuming they're still alive. Well, I hope you've got your pilot's license because if you're right you're flying us home
Monitor him closely and holler if you need me will be two minutes
guess it's just you and me now you dead by the way
you okay back there Anders fine just get us out of here it's cold in here you
We just woke up. Keep moving. You're warm up.
Thanks, Doug.
There ain't no one in there parts. All these ports. Just as well we haven't got the colonists with us.
That's why we're the guinea pigs. If these all flew off on outpass, this human drama has a chance to readjust.
Well, bedtime, sus.
I'm afraid of tight spaces, are you, Cooper?
Please, I was a marine.
We used to crawl through shit for fun.
Oh yeah, how can we not crawl through shit right now?
Oh, okay.
Do you think you can do it?
All I can see is your ass, Cernan.
I thought that was some woman.
It's dark.
Just keep focused.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I
Looks like a normal ass door
down here to the right do you even know where you're going we need to go up I think
You wearing shoes?
This should gotta hurt, bruh.
Firm, guys.
There's Goop on the ground.
I have taken a wrong turn.
Maybe. Not it.
Foolish of me to assume there was more than one fan.
There's the tool store.
Door's unpowered.
So what can we do?
Uh, repair it?
Nice. Solve that puzzle. Easy peasy.
Let's grab the wedge tools, get back to the pod room, and get a weapon.
So far, we've had luck on our side.
Let's put the lucky charm.
Yeah, please explain that.
gay sweet it reminds me of my husband Mikhail he passed in me they put the gay
guy in a crop a while ago now but we made a promise to each other before he
died in the next life and what did you promise him a promise to honor him by
living a life that he can be proud of. He's watching over you, I bet.
Mikhail was so sure he was going to be reborn. So excited to know what lay
beyond. He was at peace at the end. I take a lot of comfort from that.
Frankly, Cernan. I could use some of his optimism.
I'll tell him when I see him again.
Come on. We better get back to the others.
I'm a doctor. Do I got my tool? Do I got my shrapnel? Yeah.
What's the accent? He's from Luxembourg.
Hey mom, just that dinner. I know space food has come a long way but no amount of salt
can make clone meat powder compared to your cooking. I'd kill for some mansard doll
right now.
What's that?
We're pretty close to Cetus, so I thought I'd check in on the Andromeda sleep group.
I've spent almost two hours waiting on a reply.
I thought they'd be excited to hear from someone else, but they're obviously far too busy.
Oh, speaking of the devil.
Great to hear your voice, Cassiopeia.
How you doing out there breaking records?
So, neat idea, but we'll have to pass on that remote chess game.
Earth wants us to keep this frequency clear.
Okay, you'll also win.
Got to admit that factor's into our decision too.
Anyhow, be good, be patient, be kind to each other. Still a ways to go.
Since!
Sorry, Mom. Jay calls.
What the fuck?
Why did the video cut out?
Replacing the Andromeda are always delayed by at least two hours.
Yup that space.
Was this game AI generated?
I
Know how to bonk you on the head if you keep asking dumb questions
I better get the stab this guy by the way.
This lady.
Bod room.
Bod room.
Boom!
Whoa.
Oh
Let's get out of here for the hell
Your vitals are stable, but you experienced a minor seizure during the wake-up procedure
The seizure
He is Cooper now
Told you she wouldn't be long time to clock out dark
Miss me
What's your diagnosis, Doc?
Of what?
The situation, duh.
Oh, well, to put it professionally, I think we're fucked.
Hmm, I concur.
Brilliant observation, sir.
Hmm, I knew you'd understand.
I'll be back in a minute.
Just gotta get that door open.
Dude, she's so shredded, man.
Ooh, see her handshake.
Should I be killing this shitty?
Mr. Williams, how are you feeling?
I'm okay. What's going on here? What's happened?
Joke well we haven't exploded yet, which is nice
Is that a possible risk?
No. I'm sure it's not. Cernan is doing everything he can to make sure... well, nothing blows
up. Anders, stay with Williams. We need to get this door open. Right away, Doc.
So I'm the doctor, shouldn't I? I'm just saying here...
Fuck.
Oh!
Looking like a ghoul.
Is everyone through wake-up?
We had a problem with Williams, but he seems to be... stable.
Something really simple.
What's going on?
Keep this brief.
The flight crew was woken by a minor meteorite impact.
It penetrated multiple decks and unsurprisingly costs them system failures.
That's it
No, we had a series of operational challenges getting into orbit and
You said this would be brief we had to land on Tau city earth what this mission was not configured for a landing
What does that mean? We don't have enough fuel to get home
What?
That sounds like a bit of an oversight
who made that decision and it wasn't an oversight we weren't given enough fuel to
land and take off again it's to stop us stealing the Andromeda's limelight did
you not even skim read the mission brief I think we deserve a little more
trust it's not about trust it's about controlling the parameters of the
mission if you say so and for now no way to contact anyone for help our
Our long-range transmitter was damaged in the crash and we need to run repairs.
Until then, we can only receive messages from Earth, we can't talk back.
Is that how Carter died in the crash?
Please mention that.
No.
Then what happened to me?
We don't have all the facts yet.
What do you mean?
During our hibernation, it looks like Sims suffered a psychotic episode.
She killed Carter.
She may have even contributed to the crash.
You know she did.
Commander Stafford.
Stop.
Do you mean to tell me that I've invested billions of dollars several years of my life
and traveled halfway across the galaxy on a mission that has fallen apart before it's
even got started?
This is what I wake up to?
And to top it off, a murder?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I had your fullest assurance that these two were vetted, painstakingly, out of thousands
of potential-
Frankly, sir, this is not helping.
Let's wait until we have all the data before jumping to conclusions.
You'd better get those answers fast, because I am seriously starting to doubt your confidence.
What?
Oh, jeez.
Mr. Williams?
Fine, that's just...
My head hurts like hell.
I'm giving you an anti-epileptic.
It'll ease the pain and relieve the pressure on your blood system.
Please tell me Sims isn't still out there.
She is.
I'm afraid she is.
We believe she's using the maintenance layers to evade her pain.
layers to evade surveillance. Sir, I'd like to suggest we conduct a reconnaissance at the
ship to locate her. It's not safe to tackle any other issues until this matter is resolved.
Who put you in charge? With respect, Mr. Williams, you did.
I want to speak with Stafford now. He's dead. He's dead.
I'm afraid that won't be possible. That's a good line.
I- I, uh...
She's a way better commander than he is.
Like, this guy's like, you gotta trust everyone.
Also, you gotta believe.
This is fucked, man.
You gotta believe in the power of friendship.
This is time for you to...
It's game over.
I- I know it. It's over.
It's here for a comparison.
Guess we're not getting out of this one.
What the fuck are we gonna do, man?
What are we gonna do?
Please, shut up.
You're not listening!
Can you see what's happening here?
Shut up!
What the fuck is your problem?
You're meant to squeeze it.
If we're going to mitigate this mess,
if we're going to survive,
then I need you to get me a damage assessment.
How are we going to do this?
As well as can be expected.
I would never put us in danger
Yeah, she's giving me big actually not staffers give me big
Come on we got a mission to salvage. We need that damage report and we need to find Sims
We can't leave him here. You're right get him to a spot
was that what you need you fucking idiot
you didn't get to complete his last mission
I know
we looked at this for so long
it feels kind of right that we look after him now
after my dad passed away
stuff had always kept this consistency
That then I needed that so much.
That was the time.
And how is the time for this?
The picture happened to do this without him.
My dad set the bar.
Oh my god!
I stopped for a past it.
And then some things always fell down between us, but...
He always saw the best in me.
There's the fucking grace.
Do you read anything else?
Uh, good acting out of Mitchell, I think.
Also the lady too.
I sleep is a scooper we're on the crew deck head for the technicians quarter
Sims was down there and I want to know why be careful she could be anywhere so
no lies on her no the monitoring systems are still damaged working on them now
good luck shaggy man laser mungy leaves a bit dude beautiful because I'm gonna
need more than luck. Okay let's split up. What? If we do this in pairs we'll cover more ground.
Once we've done a sweep we'll converge on their quarters. And if we find them?
Keep safe and you report it over comms. Cernan, you take Mr. Williams. Anders, you're with me.
Hey, take care Cooper. You too.
Why? Is it because of our conversation in the tool shed?
We've been through this room many times by this point, huh?
Shut up.
Oops. I know there's a lot you can't tell me about this mission but I know when something's
on your mind. It says it's grade whenever you learn. I know it troubles you deeply.
Want to send you off with this? Consider reminding the people that you're working
on this order to say, excuse me.
of Laura. I easily.
Looks like Sim's going to your poetry book if I open here in the hall.
Inquire.
The inscription hinted that you were worried about something before launch. I don't recall what it was now. Really.
I assume it was just pre-mission nerves. Can we return to the search now, please? Hey, what this bitch ain't telling me, bro?
Offline
How's your search going?
We've found anything major, but there's still a few rooms to go. There's a lot of broken glass here. The whole place feels off.
It does. I'll let you know if we find anything.
How's it going, boss?
Making headway.
Why you've found anything not yet?
Really nothing joke
Well, I found the will to keep going you think the situation is funny now, but it requires patience
We'll be in touch once moved on a full sweep of the area
I actually told us about staff room so sorry I know what you meant to you reflect.
Hey, if you don't know what to say, I'll let you be for now.
Blah, blah, blah.
Dude.
Yup.
Hey, Sam, do you think it's time we do a medical check?
I've heard that it's happening to support.
I don't understand what you've been going through
the last few days, hell, even the last few years.
If I could look up everyone on this crew,
after just a station, it's been a long time,
Thinking I was alone, and it was only later I realized I didn't have to be that way anyway, because this business thing got in.
My door is open!
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
About that crash, dude, it wasn't my fault.
I didn't say it was.
It was fucking weird, okay?
Somebody locked us out of the controls, or someone.
Nothing to say to that.
Why is Carter online but Stafford isn't?
Because the Sims that he took his little wristband.
I can't believe Stafford's dead.
I know.
We try not to think about it.
If things is to blame, the world won't forgive her.
Windows broken.
We can climb through it.
Humanity's been given a second chance, and it's up to us.
humanity's been given a chance and it's up to us to make the most of it we have a
responsibility not to let history repeat itself
Call it is giving us that opportunity. So it's
Oh
You'll sell could be handy given all the outages
I can heal myself. Oh, who's messaging me?
This is part of it.
That day.
That day.
Come out that day.
Let's come out of there!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Come out, Daddy!
Okay, grab the palace out of the door.
Yup.
Let's get out of here.
Or need decode?
Creepy.
Stop doing that.
If I hadn't taken that transfer, I'd be safe at home right now.
They're stuck with you, Anders, because they must feel.
Hey, I'm delightful.
Once you break through the quirks, which takes time, patience.
Yeah, I guess you can be.
I can feel that sunny disposition running out pretty soon, though.
then you'll be in trouble company made a big mistake sending me here
fuck the company they're not here we are we rule they drew wow your maturity
knows no bounds
stop doing that
I want to find a code.
We ruled they drooled dude.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Science officer, baby bear, research, baby bear, some of the Samantha Cooper's, she's in the car.
She likes basketball.
Let's go!
LeBron's retiring, dude.
Okay, we're the chick gun.
Someone's in the main hall, not that I'm aware, let me check the CCTV.
I think I swear I saw something getting chucked again, I can assure you there's nothing here.
You were me.
I'll keep my camera on the main hall for now.
Guys, we just saved her life, dude.
She's not gonna get five nights at Freddy's.
which is now over that I made up.
Well,
Corinth Aquarius Nutrimito.
Multi-billion dollar investment in the Aquarius Mito Labs,
somebody by the pattern is cloned to me protein new trimito
blah blah blah
okay
what the flug?
not to normally
Yo, anyone know the code to this door?
Check the poster.
Humanity at any cost.
Yeah, this Lamarcus Williams pushing this whole humanity thing real hard, no.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Can we get 90 seconds straight of some glass stomping?
I mean the code's probably further in, I hope not though.
All right, hope so.
Oh, there we go.
For the rest of the shape of my cubes, I will not be having sex ever, so the chatter.
Dee-naaaat.
Who's this, though?
Who's this, though?
Who's this, so?
Sorry it's taken so long to message.
Hope you haven't missed me too much.
I've been trying to scrape a report from Caritas in preparation for orbit, but...
everything it sent us so far is classified?
Don't tell Clutter.
But I may have borrowed William's utility strap, but I figured he might have access.
I was fucking right, and it's not just Carriptus.
He's got a private line with the Oracle.
I tried to dig into it, but his utility strap has extra security protections.
Something's up, and Williams is in on it.
Meanwhile, we're supposed to sit here in the dark.
I've put this back before Carter notices.
Uh-oh, the AI downloaded her video.
No, dude. See? Never trust in the eye.
Awful buck.
What up, guys?
No sign of her yet.
Keep looking.
This way.
Dude!
I better get to go back to that fucking locker, man. I'm about to get pissed.
Gun on this trip.
That's unheard of.
Oh, no!
Oh, okay.
possibly hazardous. Maybe even infectious. OPP, Section 4, Paragraph 13. Any potential
extraterrestrial substance should be-
That's not your decision to make. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and this
is my ship.
And I'm a science officer on this ship. We can't risk it spreading. We need to lock
this area down and take the time to set up proper safety measures.
We don't have time. Just grab a mask and get in there.
This is a science expedition, isn't it?
You'll fuck this guy.
Anders is right.
We can't risk contamination.
Cernan, back me up.
Sorry, but I agree with Williams.
We need to know what we're dealing with and the more time we have to analyze it, the better.
Precisely.
You really think this is a good idea?
Yes, I do.
I'm the one who pays the checks. I'm the one who breaks the tie. We're taking a sample. Hmm. I'll take it
I'm fine Anders
Hand it over. I got this I
Voiced my concerns. I want that on record
He's pissed man
I think I'm controlling this yeah
How come she didn't put a mask on?
Mask up.
Why don't you just spread through the gun or what?
We should get this straight to the lab.
Wait, I'm coming with you.
It's not safe to be alone.
I don't want to imagine boofing that, I don't want to.
We talk about taking to the stars as if we're the only ones among them
The universe doesn't share our hubris
It doesn't care about our odds
Why who the fuck is that? Oh, it's perfect
Now that was Bill.
Bill 10.
No, man.
Bill young.
So...
The little tablet that it absorbed, there was a picture of the Lady Young and Bill Young.
Actually, I wasn't looking that close at it, I was looking at other stuff and I got to see it.
Bill 10. Fine, Bill 10.
I got a P. Oh my goodness of God.
Is that Chill?
Yes we Lord. Yes we Lord.
Does MF3 so much copy?
I like the days, man. I'll be right back with it.
music
music
music
music
music
music
You
one up
What up?
I gotta fix me hair.
I don't know!
coffee acquired
At least we're not running on empty yet
Oxygen levels dropping. Oxygen recovery and stabilization required.
Great. I'll add that to my list along with getting to the scanner and trying not to die.
I think that was the gun. I think that's the sample thing.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Use your utility strap on that screen.
I'm warning, security breach.
Okay, get that damn little freezer down the road.
Check it out.
This camera fanged with this whole area.
One of us could guide the other.
Little strokes.
I'll go.
You guide me.
First.
Show.
That's the wrong way.
Getting there sit tight.
Here, let me explore. Wench.
Hmm...
Take the door handle and arrive.
What?
Stay here!
Warning!
I am defying crew.
Yeah.
Stop! Wait there until he's passed!
Outside, wait!
You think he can pull me out of the van?
Okay, now!
Wait, how do you get over there?
Oh
God
Oh, there.
Stay in the office till they're distracted.
Hello.
I don't identify a group.
I'm trying to check your mind.
I'm looking for you.
Okay, you need to unlock that door, so I can get over to you.
Okay, but I'm going to crouch it over.
Hey teamwork makes the dream work shut up again with the handshake
Our mission has suffered a tragedy.
A Stafford second, it is down to me to assume command and salvage what I can of our mission.
That's it.
That's all we're saying.
What do you mean?
We should, perhaps, say a few words for the dead.
Sure.
Of course. We remember their service and their friendship.
May they rest in peace.
Stafford and Carter, rest their souls.
We have crash-landed in the Bernal Quadrant of Taucediaf.
Okay, it's off. Just making sure.
We have no way to contact the Andromeda...
...or Earth.
Can we repair it?
Yes.
But it'll take time.
The ship is in a bad state.
Security alert!
Unidentifiable organic matter on science.
So...
...are we gonna talk about the growth?
I wanna do more than talk about it.
I want to rinse that sample for everything it can tell us as far as I'm concerned
this is an entirely undocumented extraterrestrial life form given the
extent it's grown it must have come on board with that meteorite I mean it's
obvious right meteorite hits growth appears sims goes mad doesn't take a
genius to connect the dots
We got a doubt though.
Correlation does not equal causation.
I don't think they're related.
We've got a gun on this ship, right?
If she's out there whacking people, we should arm ourselves.
No, it's too dangerous.
It's a gun.
It's meant to be dangerous.
We can't be certain Sims is a murderer.
We should try and subdue her instead.
How do you expect us to do that?
A stern telling off?
A street bullet could compromise essential systems.
Our wedge tools are rigged to deliver a charge.
They can pack a punch.
That's the quality of your evidence.
This is fucking Christ.
The Oracle can't locate her.
Seems like she's gone to ground in the maintenance layers.
If she's in the maintenance layers, it won't be easy to find her.
It's a maze down there.
It's a maze.
The one I designed.
If we well shut the breach seals here, here and here, we can be sure they're locked into
this sector.
Then it's just a case of sweeping the tunnels and locking down the bulkhead sequentially,
forcing them into a corner.
Here.
So how do we get in there?
There's a secondary access tunnel.
We can use it to get into the reactor funnel without being detected.
So we need to close the seals on all those maintenance tunnels.
With that holder?
Yes.
And any use of her wedge tool will not only slow her down,
but will also flag her on the system.
One of us needs to get in there to track and detain her.
I'll do it.
Okay.
How about the Marine?
Doctor Cooper can go with you.
Yeah.
Very well.
Find Sims,
repair the antenna,
re-establish contact with the Andromeda.
If we're lucky, we'll all make it home, too.
How shall I proceed with the substance?
Find out what it is and where it came from.
Everyone get prepped. Rendezvous in 30 minutes.
Hmm.
I prepared for this when I designed the mission.
Even in the case of catastrophic events, there's always the chance of success.
however slim let's call it hope dismiss who is she is you galeon I mean
that's the ice in the sleeping dragon with dude
Hmm.
The benefits for 7?
Okay.
I set up the private channel.
Go ahead and switch frequencies.
Switching now.
You hear me?
Nice and clean.
You're doing alright.
It just feels much hotter without stuff.
Any avoidable deaths so far?
Yeah, our commander died. I may have failed a quick time of it.
Yeah, let's send a message to her, guys, maybe she'll answer.
Let's bargain.
See you soon.
His personality has changed.
I've been dead a couple of times.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Dude, staffer's not on my list anymore, bro. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace to my commander. He got thrown into the windshield.
That's me. We've reached subsection D5.
If you locate the Nathan's terminal, you should be able to override the shutters.
Come on
Oh
Okay, we should be through here
Here it is
Ready
Somebody's gonna do it
Follow the white rabbit.
Wish me luck.
What a vent crawling, huh?
Is the game scary?
I would say no.
Oh, damn it.
Honestly, we're at junction 13.
Okay, you all go down that?
Yep, we got it.
What are we going to do when we find her?
That depends.
Killers?
Killers?
If she cooperates
Subsection four clear
Sealing the bulkhead
Why should tell her all good when a wristband's plucked up do communication pro
Sounds like we call company
And that shutter to opening shutter to
It's been a month on one mission. I don't care about dialogue anymore. What do you mean?
It means you're gonna have brain damage. It's probably that alien man.
I'm sorry.
Gast Lake? She wouldn't smell that.
AHH!
Don't! Don't!
Don't fucking...
Young! Young, what's going on?
She already got gangah, boys.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Young, talk to me!
Sims...
She's dead.
Are you serious?
She's dead.
She's been dead for ages.
But that's impossible.
I'm serious.
Who are we searching for?
It's not sins.
If it's not her, then we don't know what we're up against.
Get back here.
Young Cooper, are you two okay?
Well, I was down there.
It's trapped.
I'm moving on.
Young, don't do it!
Young, come back!
It's not tongue tongue so hard, dude.
I
Okay, but how do I say after
You gotta be shitting me. How the fuck did they get away?
Not many places left down here for them to hide. The whole area's locked down. Only
way out was through that vent. Only place they could be is...
I
Can you see us on camera? I can see
I'm coming down
Thank you.
I'll look for another way around.
Kind of blowing up the spot though, lady.
I'll look for another way around.
Kind of blowing up the spot though, lady.
We're sneaking. Oh, let's check our messengers.
We're good.
I
I
I
Where'd I go oh she had a flashlight
Nah, it's the fucking Electro-Rot.
She might be bad, though, boys.
Oh, thanks.
Oh
Now we have to wear a mad ass tire for this game.
You're really gonna need to see this.
Um, guys?
When things get ugly, it all comes down to survival of the fittest.
But when you're stripped down to your bones, can you bear to see what you really made
failed another quick time event boys
rubro
that's just quick man also the prompts show up all over the screen
The speed scales with the difficulty?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So far, we have not succeeded one.
Oh, God.
When do I get to use my rods, man?
See ya loser.
Smoked them on the sprint.
Is it just gone?
We got more sneaking to do here?
Warning, security breach.
Why is the alien interfering with the cameras and shit though?
I'm going to be honest these cameras they told me should have done it.
Okay.
trying to lose the eye
oh my
Wait, didn't he walk over here?
I know what it is.
I have an entrance here.
Even though you said that you could run it.
I don't know if I improved.
And I'm just gonna...
take four locked out in effects.
Ain't no way.
Some things aren't different from all the time.
I'm so fucking dead, man.
I'm warning, my life is fine, crew.
Why didn't I?
Dude, it's so hard, man.
safe it's what she found we should be worried about these are the images
Cooper captured it's the meteorite lodged in the reactor are you sure whoever
attacked you is dead positive they fell into the reactor array this was Sims
right I told you there's someone else down there how many fucking murderers
Where can there be on one ship?
There could have been a blind spot in the ship's design that allowed to stow away to get in
and hide.
As you know, I couldn't get the security arrangements I wanted for pre-launch.
So you're saying that the oceans of money I threw at you still weren't enough to solve
your security problems?
I'd have thought that money aside, the crew would notice an extra person on board.
Sir, it's dealt with. Whoever it was, they're dead.
That meteorite is organic. A living substance. It must have spread through the vents to Carter
and Sim's quarters.
A living substance? Fascinating.
So how much do we know about the substance?
Well as I mentioned it's organic and it's extraterrestrial rapidly replicating almost certainly toxic
I've quarantined the deck and sealed the air vents. There is no way that thing is spreading further
So it's locked up until the Andromeda arrives
Gives us time to figure out how to safely transport a sample home. Are you for real? It's a breathtaking discovery
We can't just leave it. We have no idea what it is
For all we know you could wipe out the entire human race with this thing of Earth can provide the directives. It's my company
my directives
Sorry to interject, but we're still cut off from Earth
Now that seems is dealt with I should think about carrying out repairs to the transmitter. Go ahead
Mitchell continue the damage assessment from up here
Anders you need to analyze that sample
I'll help
Let's get that transmitter up and running.
Earth needs to know what's happening here.
Move out.
Operation...
Broadcast failure.
The transmitter isn't responding at all.
I need to re-root the power and prepare the array using our drones.
Can I get an ETA on that?
It should be done in just under an hour.
Then it's down to engineering.
I'll have power rerouted in three to four hours.
Mr. Williams and Young are helping out too.
No rest for the wicked.
Good.
Get me updated.
Guess we're doing this by ourselves, then.
Great.
Might be doing a kill everyone, speedrun.
Not on purpose.
This is Evil Williams.
Anders.
Well, Mr. Williams, you still want a little pet to take home?
In circumstances like these, everything should be on the table.
Isley, get up here. There's something you need to see.
I understood.
Unbelievable. I've never seen anything like this before.
Do you run a protein analysis?
A scanner can't identify it.
It's organic, but unlike any organism we've ever seen.
Its cellular structure is changing almost constantly.
It's highly efficient, appearing to absorb matter in its immediate proximity and duplicate it.
It's copying whatever it touches to what and I don't know but it's growing
Left unchecked it could overwhelm the whole shit in a matter of days. Oh cool
Love that for us
Cooper give me a hand when you have a minute sure thing
So, what's up?
Could you...
Crap me a sedative from the Ken Covenant?
A sedative?
Why?
I've got a little experiment I want to conduct.
But just crap the drugs and I'll explain later.
I've heard that one before.
Just do it.
Something like Alprazolam or Diazapam.
Hmm.
But first.
hold state of the art terraforming equipment so along with our settlers it carries the means for
them to thrive on our new home. The Cancio Pia is equipped with the same technology as a fail
safe so we're ready whatever happens. Okay but were you ready for this?
I don't think he's gonna buy that.
Synthesize a sedative.
Don't mind about you.
Whatcha doin' right here?
Bro.
Heh heh heh heh.
Hmm.
What's C.L. again?
Oxygen, Hydrogen.
I don't know what that is.
Chlorine? Really?
Probably this one.
New objective, search the room after I interact with her.
Oh, it's identifying what we're seeing here.
Hmm.
Hmm, I miss one.
Ammonia?
Wait.
Wait, we got double O top double O bottom dude.
Blank, ammonia and dimethyl sulfate.
And it don't mind me, fellow...
...from now on.
No.
Have I seen that one?
Maybe it's deliberately simple because...
Oh, no, it's right here.
Proactyl chloride.
It's the first one.
What?
Uh, am I doing the number sequence? I think so.
One, six, eight.
She better have a good reason for this.
The guy's clearly an alien, bro.
I got it. You got it? Alright, Coop. Follow me.
Do you think Williams knows more about this substance than he's letting on?
What are you talking about?
Like commercial exploitation?
What if this whole mission is an experiment
to expose us to whatever this thing is?
So you're a conspiracy theorist.
You're fucking serious.
Badly serious.
No one else reacted that way when they saw the sample.
Do you really trust him?
You can probably hear you, bro.
Okay.
Say he knew that shit even existed.
What would he want with it?
What would his game plan be?
I don't know.
To weaponize it?
Or synthesize it?
The properties of this substance are incredible.
It's got to make it extremely valuable.
You think so?
He's not stupid.
If anyone can see the dollar signs in this, it's Williams.
He's up to something, Cooper.
I know it.
Look, I'm new to this crew, but Williams trusts you.
If he knows anything, if he's putting our lives at risk, we need to do something about it.
What do you know that I don't?
I may have kind of accidentally, on purpose, had a sneaky peek into his drop drive.
That's impossible. His driver's security locked and he-
But she's the science lady, kid.
Wouldn't be much of a science officer if I didn't know if you cheeky little command overrides.
You sly old fox.
Anders you sly old fox.
Never change.
Why would I?
I'm already perfect.
Williams has his own file stuck inside the oracle.
Heavily encrypted.
He's been updating it since he woke up, talking to her through a line that's hidden from everyone,
including Stafford and Isley.
They're both dead though.
He's the boss. You can do whatever the fuck he likes.
Fuck him. It's completely against protocol. Only command can access the Oracle like that.
He's hiding something. I know it. And he's putting us all in danger.
Okay then, what do you propose we do?
I need to have a deeper look at that drive, but it'll take time.
I can't have William sauntering into his office when I'm up to my nuts in his dirty laundry.
Oh no.
No.
I don't like where this is heading.
Remember that time in Fort Wayne when those frat boy knuckle walkers wouldn't take
the hint?
That was a lifetime ago, and that was a couple of laxatives and a keg.
This is a whole different ball game.
Come on, Coop.
We're not those people anymore.
Exactly!
You're a whole ass doctor now.
Just hit him with something to send him to sleep
for a few hours.
If he tweaks, just say it was a side effect
of the shot we gave him earlier.
Fuck it, okay, I'll do it.
I'll send him to sleep.
To shut you up if nothing else.
Cooper, I fucking will love you.
Unfortunately, I love you too.
Guys, they're friends.
Are we good to go?
Yes, take a look at our little bundle of joy
Yeah, I'm gonna run a small charge through one of the samples watch the other one
It reacts to the charge wherever I place it one sample affects the other at exactly the same time
Yeah, they're a fucking hive mind to stun it briefly, but it won't kill it
So the cells are... entangled somehow?
Yes. This proves the whole thing is connected.
One organism.
The growth of almost every organism is stunted by cold.
If we could freeze the substance,
maybe we could stop it expanding.
You know, we've got plenty of oxygen in the fuel oxidizer tanks.
Could we channel liquid oxygen from the fuel cells into the spectrometer?
Well, potentially...
Not without risks.
Cernan, we've got a job for you.
Cernan? Are you reading me?
Damn this interference!
He's still running his damage assessment, Isley. Can I help?
Depth of fuel junction 4. We're going to try something.
Oh, is this before or after she was getting traced, by the way?
Are there any further instructions?
Until communication is restored, there are no further directives.
Please file your personnel reports for the cycle and continue monitoring.
Very well. Prepare the compound for planetary launch.
Of course, Mr. Williams.
Hmm...
Anders...
I was hoping for some privacy.
Sorry, Mr. Williams.
I just thought...
Well, you wouldn't be the boss unless you had someone to bring you coffee, right?
I could do with a big meal.
Where's yours?
Oh, I already had some.
Not the best plan.
We are in position to monitor the experiment.
Anders, are you ready?
Standing by.
Get Williams.
He'll want to see this.
Okay, we've primed the liquid O2 to be pontent to medical. Just needs Mitchell to start the pumping process.
Pressure at 7%.
Okay, you little freak. Let's see how you like this.
Take it slow. If we blow the line, we could trigger an explosion.
Yeah. Thanks for that, Isley.
I think it's working the growth is decaying coming up to 12% should I push it higher
Here?
Hey!
Who's there?
Shit!
Anders, I'm getting an alarm reading here.
Anders!
Shit.
Anders, I'm getting an alarm reading here.
Anders!
Anders, answer me!
Anders, what happened?
I locked in here.
The spectra would have ruptured it.
It's leaking liquid oxygen!
Here we are!
Fucking burning in here!
Get me out of here fucking place!
Young, the fuel line is caught fire in the junction room.
Mitchell is trapped.
I've got her on camera. It looks like the door's been compromised.
I can't save Mitchell anyway.
I have to get her out of there.
I'm on my way.
What the hell is William doing down there?
It doesn't make sense.
Mr. Williams, what are you doing?
Get out of there!
Let Jung deal with this.
I'm going down
You just realized this is the thing
Get out of here, old man!
See ya!
What the hell?
It's Williams! He's still down there! Williams! What are you doing? Get out of there, man!
What's he doing?
Come on!
Oh, no!
Oh no!
Warning! Backup fire control systems disabled.
You know, I bet what it is is the landing is just harder if we don't enable the landing
What's going on?
I felt like doable.
And I bet if we keep the fire systems on, we can save Mitchell and choose her.
I
He's
Yeah
Can you still carry out repairs on the antenna well the tachyonic field is charged
But I can't achieve signal velocity
So we can receive but not broadcast
correct
I'll check if the Oracle could speed up repairs. Oh
Don't worry about me. Just keep me informed
I don't know, but he was the only one down there.
Apart from Mitchell.
He is dead.
What the fuck did we give him?
His office was trashed.
We were meant to knock him out, not drive him crazy.
I do not like how much weed you're putting in that sentence.
This whole thing was your idea.
I copied his drop drive.
It'll take me a while to decrypt the files, but when I do,
we'll know what he was up to.
Damn it.
You better be right.
As for the growth, it seems to be quarantined. At least, I hope it is. I'm headed over to
Brajo's. Are you there?
You must be tired.
I can't sleep when there's work to do.
Same.
Nice to know I'm not...
You're still with me, Isley. I think I lost you. Isley.
What?
Is she seeing herself?
Hello?
Is anyone here?
Or is it-
Or maybe Bill?
I see.
That's the plan, by the way.
How come I can get that one?
Ah!
why that thing got a beard
What are Williams commemorate question?
Hmm, I'm sure that guy'll answer.
Yeah, goodbye.
I heard something really messed up.
There's an AC. Oh, good.
Good. Good. Aren't you reading the text out loud?
Um, I...
You know, it's just because I don't really care about this character of a man.
Don't fucking have the code man.
Bro, you guys got eyeballs?
It does 1-3-5-7-6 ban me if wrong.
It's a four digit code, sir.
This would be the second code we missed if I somehow missed this, so...
I would like to unlock that.
Now...
I should get a move on it wants me to go that way so surely the codes over here
They're like on the ground. Also, I mean, what's the point of a pilot if they sleep for four years?
This is so bullshit, dude.
You think we'll just forget shit after sleeping?
No, what I'm trying to say is that for 99.9% of the journey, they were asleep.
They should have called them landers.
Orbitters.
Well, let's take a little peep arena.
They were supposed to be up for four years during the flight?
No, the sleep technicians were.
No?
Bitch, you can't say no.
I'll say yes.
Hold on, we're gonna go the other way first.
Okay.
What if the code was the numbers on the to-do list?
I think there was only two numbers on the to-do list.
There were four.
Well, let's take a little peep arena.
One, one, two, two.
You guys actually think this is the code?
Yeah, because 1548
8476
1738
Anomaly log number required.
Is there a mention of the anomaly log on this?
3196 I googled it.
Hold up.
We already knew all this.
I mean...
We did not know this.
multiple pages? I don't think so. Oh yeah, I'm dumb.
Unknown alloys. This is from town of city a lot. Asteroid interior, but
The interior appears to follow honeycomb structure.
Strange.
Some as big as the Cashew Pia.
Wait, it could still be time travel, guys.
So where the fuck do you even find that coat?
I don't think you're supposed to Google it.
I bet we find it over here.
Yeah, I'm so dumb, man. If we'd just...
If we'd just looked around, dude.
Mum?
I still have Carter wait he doesn't have me the way that you do I
Used Williams's log in pull the ships anomaly log turns out we've had over 18 near misses since entering the Cetus constellation
There's a lot of space that's any one of those could have punched a hole in the ship, but for some reason we're not being told about them I
Know Earth collects our data, but we're the ones maintaining the ship
Okay, Carter's not even concerned, I still don't know.
Carter?
What the hell?
They got locked out.
They took her out boys.
They freakin' took her out, dude.
What if we see the code like way earlier?
It's in the cockpit.
Where?
I wanna run all the way back.
It's a note on the cockpit. You have to turn text into numbers. C-D-I-F.
Okay, now I do want to take a peek at this.
Look how useful this flashlight is.
This guy's out of breath, ain't he?
Who put that there fucking put that shit there
Saint's XD takes for so passing through drawl takes for so
I got no clue how this is going to end.
Everyone dead to QT's.
I hope.
I mean, I don't really care if this guy dies, though, if I'm being honest.
What up wait it's what the ladies saw
Okay, doors open again?
He just looks so unbothered.
So this is the Williams we tranked, I think.
Mr. Williams?
How did you get here?
What are you talking about?
What's the last thing you remember?
I...
I don't know what.
We saw you die.
Is this real?
Of course it's real. I'm right in front of you.
How long has it been here?
And there's-
Will someone please tell me what's going on?
every biometric on Williams that you can what the hell why can't any of you give
me a straight answer what the fuck is happening oh Jesus Christ
are we possible with him being able to move around freely whoa what the f**k
they can't take any chances with him
detain him in the secure storage area in geoscience you can't just lock me away
You need to come with us, Williams.
What if he's the only human?
That's real Williams, though.
Just stay here while we run some tests.
What exactly do you expect your tests to show?
This is bullshit!
You've lost your minds.
Let me out of here.
I'm sorry, Williams.
This has to be done.
Let me out of here!
This is bullshit!
Let me out of here!
This is bullshit!
I simply get me out of here!
That's an order!
You're not authorized to give me orders, Mr. Williams!
It's Williams!
I thought we were past that now!
And I am not dead!
I would know if I was dead, wouldn't I?
How long is this going to take?
It's about...
What's going on?
I'm warning!
All of this wonder
What is it something's happening in hydroponics, what do you mean?
People there. Oh my god
Yeah, that's people
They've cut the monitoring systems, and they've shut down the CO2 scrubbers.
What's going on?
Get me out of here now!
How long have we got?
With all of us awake, and the CO2 scrubbers not working, we might not make it till the
end of the day.
minute counts I'll do it I'll need someone to back me up
take certain if any of the systems are down he's our best shot it's fixing
them I'm on it wait you'll be more used with this than I am
Calard?
Do you see her eyes just now?
No, you beg.
Do they like twitching?
you have to live with the consequences.
The fuck?
And there are some consequences that no amount of calculation can reconcile.
Dude, I don't kn-
It's hard to tell what's happening right now.
Uh, alright, well I'ma take a peepee. I'll be our baby.
Yes, me lord.
Gold.
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It's hard to do a story where you jump around like this, I'm going to be honest.
Despite the weather, we are already back on target for launch fighting.
And I cannot stress how much the crew is excited for this to be happening.
And for all these years of preparation, we are in a place that is...
Look, I know there's a lot to consider. I won't be the same mission without you.
He's dead.
There's a lot about this mission that doesn't seem the same now.
I know. But we need you. Me and the crew.
I don't want to let you or the crew down or what they're asking of what they're asking
us to do.
I know you made a promise to my dad, but the way I see it, you've already fulfilled
that.
I promised I'd look after you.
It's not something that ends.
She've looked after me already.
By showing me how to make my own decisions.
All I'm asking is that you let me do that now.
Nice too.
You wanna choose for yourself, I get that.
This situation were any different, any less urgent.
Kid, I never asked you to make a call.
didn't think was the right one. You might not like it, but I need you to trust me.
Being a leader is about knowing when to trust and when to make that call.
That didn't work out so well for him.
One day young, you're gonna see that for yourself.
Rest in peace, rest in peace to Bill, that's that character's dead.
I'm not... what?
We have to get in there.
Fellows?
QT is incoming. Now they're gonna let me use my stone rod, dude.
The oxygen saturation level is compromised, the oxygen has remained above 70% to avoid
Oh, no. Oh, gotta check my messages.
Please can a laver come from within do not seek it from outside it was that or let your
utility strap guide you.
Ha ha ha!
Thanks.
That's the plan.
What's the plan?
Argue.
Okay.
Okay, kind of threatening
Anything?
commit. Fuck. It looked like several figures, dude. I do not like this alien shit right
have this shit is like how do they not put it together that maybe they're being
cloned you know what I mean they've already discovered that the thing
does that you know I mean where's like this I mean the closest thing we have
to a rational scientist we already got killed so
Oh.
You can hear her say it.
Oh, fuck.
There you are.
Power cell located.
I just need to find a way to get it.
Okay.
Should I come to you?
No, stay put.
I'll get it.
Worry not, I was in the Marines.
Would be funny if there was a failed QTE timer or a counter.
I failed all of them except for one, but I still failed the entire QT.
I got one prompt.
Boomer reaction time. Dude, it's bullshit. They changed the the the fucking... First of all, I have like
less than a second. Here's one. Two, the prompts move around on the screen where they appear.
And also the button changes, so...
Oh, 92 MS. Dude, I have like 170. Average.
Currently powering. Door.
Complete.
What would the point man do in this situation?
Well, he'd probably get stuck in an interdimensional time loop.
Oh god, what the fuck is happening?
He would experience his own death close to 700 times before figuring this problem out, I think.
I wonder what door we have.
This one?
You're trying Rimworld with vanilla sidecast expanded?
No.
I never get a sidecast or going in Rimworld because I always struggle to keep everything
else going.
I feel like I never have the time to like dedicate someone to it.
that I lose. You did the time reverse one? I did do a run where we had those magic schools,
the shit was cool. But like, that's what the whole thing was based on. Yeah, I had a chrono
man, sir, dude. The same one was fun, too. Yeah, fucking Billy, man. He went hard, dude.
Certain departments will not be required to withhold sensitive information internally.
I see this as an opportunity for focus, so I show that a surplus of everybody's gonna
negatively affect operational success has proven their highly successful Mars
missions. The right information in the hands of the right people yields the
right results. By staying agile we do more with less thinking for your
differentiating. This guy's a fucking alien. Or a billionaire. So that was it.
We came here to read that.
I already knew he was withholding information because he's his own line.
Don't I have the gun? Where the fuck is the gun?
Wait.
Catching Lee hasn't no I usually gave it to us to
This was hit man, I could bought this dude
Um guys...
Yeah
I can already see where this is going man.
We're gonna have to fucking navigate this bitch while we're getting chased by multiple
dudes and I'm gonna get caught and fail the kitty-cutie and this bitch is dead.
She dead man.
I'll probably turn this off.
This must be up or down.
Oh, I don't fucking know.
I think it's supposed to be up.
Maybe not.
Ah-ha!
Wait, I got a fireball!
Yep, good to go.
according to plan. I told you a pussy yesterday wanted to say I'm sorry. I forgive you chatter.
You are forgiven.
As soon as we take the show we're better.
It's over.
Alien?
It's so fucked up
Okay, we don't have to use that arena down there.
Her head just hit a 360? Wait, really? I miss it.
Have you paid attention to her face during cutscenes? Like snaps.
Bro, I feel like we should be...
I think we should be wearing gloves.
At the very least.
Good update.
I hear him clicking over there.
I am slopping. I am slurp-slurp indeed.
It's terrifying.
Oh my...
That's like some grudge shit, dude.
Holy fuck.
When the scariest thing in your video game is the model's head being on wrong.
All say is that nothing comes from the bottom of my heart, all of my things.
Dude, shootin' up spores when you're steppin' on it, man!
Holy fucking Christ!
At least it's got to be why this scrubber isn't a damage.
A toy?
I wonder if this shit is all over hydroponics.
Has it reached the CO2 scrubbers?
More than likely.
Who's there?
Identify yourself.
It's you, dude.
It's freaking you.
Oh, but stronger.
It's you, too.
Get the gun.
Get behind me.
See, I told you we had it.
Hell nah.
I'm being attention-y who's who right here.
Of course, turn it on my team, dude. Every fucking time.
Dorm it on my team, bro.
Wait, I think I know where to go, guys.
We've taken our ass, baby.
Let's fuck that.
I'm fucking out, you bitch!
Oh, they shoot me.
Wait.
There's freakin' goo in the way!
It does not sound like it's going good for them there, boys.
What the fuck?
The gamer really wants this guy dead, okay.
God bless!
You good?
What was that?
Alien?
It's an alien.
Jelly? Thanks for selling it.
Yuii!
It's a good thing the space magnet can decapitate, huh?
Future Magnum
Don't trust him
The growth it's alive
It can change shape it can turn into any of us the reveal the
What's not Williams?
It is Williams, by the way.
How is that even possible?
It's true. We can't trust him because it's not him.
Williams, say something.
Let us know this isn't true.
You're kidding, right?
It's me!
To think I signed off on this team.
Say something Williams would say.
I really enjoyed the taste of the children.
I'm standing down.
That's not, that's not, he's not an alien voice.
Medical treatment
Those things they can change you don't apologize
How do you break that glass so easy
Release him my apologies sir
Now that everyone's calm down from this madness who the fuck drug me
It's a new one. I'll give you that
It's my ship my mission. You are my employees
Who the hell did it?
You okay calm down. Yes, it was me
Professionality to this mission. Oh my god
You try to kill me. No, I sedated you and it might well have saved your life
You're out of control
She has to be dealt with I should have monitored this crew more diligently. I can explain. No
We're supposed to be professionals and there's pull something like this again, and you're done
Wait she gets a slap on the wrist a million paper. What the fuck?
It's one of those things.
Anders, is there anything we can use to scan ourselves?
Oh, yes, the scanner outside Bridge Ops runs Class A biometrics, right?
Let's go.
Run.
Let's go!
Play chess and PC, you scum of boys!
I'm gonna focus her.
Let's go!
Hmm.
Okay, so I think it was showing me all of the stuff that we did earlier.
We're just gonna go over that.
I think I'm just gonna get gone.
I'm just gonna get gone.
Uh-oh.
I'm sorry.
You were the best character.
Whoa!
She can't die, she's invincible!
I
My god, I found you how do we know it's really you
Get away from me whoa
Cooper thank god, but we thought you
It's me
Prove it.
The biometrics scanner outside Bridges.
We were having them now.
You're not getting any out of here.
It's the only way.
K-pop.
You better not be lying.
I'll go through the scanner.
Okay.
Alright, guns aren't very effective at this range, by the way, I put sure.
Easily disarmed, okay, Gweeb?
All of them are human, boys.
Couldn't it be malfunction?
Dude, it probably is. They're all here.
Remember at the beginning of the game they said that there were a bunch of glitches around the ship?
Stafford did.
You're tearing up.
Hmm.
Okay.
What if the uh the goop is capable of replicating them so perfectly but like the scanner just
doesn't work. It worked on William's though. But what if we just get through it?
This guy is such a bitch, man.
When you realize she never read the operation manual and the green means alien?
Ah, shit.
Rubro!
I love this trope, dude.
It's not one goddamn step!
Think very carefully Cooper. Cooper, please
It's me
She's lying. I told you not one goddamn step
Hmm test
All right, somebody say something that proves they're real right fucking now
It's me Laura we worked together for years back on earth all that training that's the alien anyone would know that
Not the details like how you and me initially didn't see eye-to-eye
Don't don't listen to her it must replicate our memories
Everyone
Wait, which one's witch?
I didn't realize there was a timer.
I didn't choose anything.
I was going to shoot the one that was right in front of me, but I didn't really.
Oh
I was gonna shoot.
Do you think he's gone?
For now.
Maybe it's figured out.
We can't get through the door.
Damn.
Pause the game next time? Yeah, I should pause.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. What are we gonna do? Calm down.
Why should I? We're fucking doomed!
Koopa, I get what you've been through. Could all of us have gone through it right now?
Yeah, and narrow-skipped it later. Yeah, so my thought process was...
Okay, I was gonna shoot the one on the right though and
That was in the cutscene the one on the right
But I wasn't thinking about the fact that she got delayed I was thinking about
The way that she relayed the information was like she was reading from like a one of their like little iPads or whatever
It was like she's like touching on the bullet points. I over thought it
I was gonna kill the wrong person. I was gonna kill the wrong person 100 million percent
I was going to shoot the one on the right.
I wasn't even thinking about the escape sequence.
It makes sense though.
The one on the right left wasn't showing any emotion while the one on the right was freaking
out.
Yeah, I was trying to pay attention for that but I didn't pick up on anything so...
Shhh!
You think the one on the right was the alien?
Umm...
Shut up!
our whole understanding of life as we know it let alone the science just think
what it could mean if humanity could harness the power of something like this
yeah what would God think there Christian this is the second nightmare I've
woken up to today what's next maybe I'll wake up in hell or or maybe one of
you will knock me out again.
Do me a favor, next time slip me the good stuff
so I can at least get a buzz out of it.
This, you know what this feels like?
The character wrap-ups at the end of Joker's game.
Ha ha ha ha.
Whatever this thing is,
it doesn't conform to any known science.
There is no way any organism we know
could adapt itself so quickly,
let alone copy another life form with such precision.
But I don't understand.
Oh, and the clubmate.
No, I mean, why?
Oh, that's Barry Estrelico.
What reason does it have to copy us?
That goes beyond biological imperative.
That's...
Well, that implies a level of intelligence, grater than I imagined.
These mimics.
They're like the organism's defense mechanism.
Like white blood cells or antibodies.
They identify a hostile presence and duplicate it to get close to their enemy without being
noticed.
Then they kill it.
That explains why they crash the ship.
They want us dead.
We're further away from home than any human has ever been.
This is their home.
And we're trespassing.
chat member member dude my theory was that earth got scouted and like they
sabotage this mission from the beginning that was my theory and that's just a
game here wasn't your three time travel yeah that was before I played the game
And then, you know, when we learned the stuff about Williams, I think Williams might be
compromised.
Hey, could still be time travel though.
You never know.
Williams gonna be like, yeah, I've been talking to these guys for like ever, dude. Yeah.
Yeah, bro. Me and the thing we homies, and guess what? You guys don't get to live here.
I didn't think things could ever be worse than Jessup's station. But here we are. Stafford
and Isley dead. Those things all over the ship, oxygen running out. I can't stop thinking
about how it's all gone wrong at every turn. It actually has.
The whole thing is doomed from the fucking start! We're gonna get out of this, right, young?
Tell me we're going home. Fuck. Just tell me something. Give me hope. Please. Yeah.
I thought everyone we know or care about is
There's no way we can leave this area mist hope you do you even have enough food to hold out
forget food
The Andromeda is six months away
We don't even have enough air for the day
Hey, is there any way we could redirect the oxygen into just this compartment?
Young?
Call of the Void.
I think I saw something up there.
Oh hell no.
What is that?
That's Caribdis.
Oh, hello, beautiful.
How did you find us?
How did you find us?
Who? They went over what Corriptus was earlier. I just forget precisely what it is.
The Corriptus mission was comprised of 20 landing probes, each with their own drone recon unit and long-range FTL transmitter.
It is pretty incredible. Our planned orbit was to fly over each probe individually and collect data.
But even so the chances of us crash landing within range of one is frankly
It's a bit of a miracle. Well, what a coin eating. Let's not waste it
If we follow this drone back to its probe, we could use its transmitter to broadcast an SOS to the Andromeda and they could rescue us
Now any chance we could hold out here for six months
It's got to be a way where they get up to get oxygen to justice compartment foam seal the doors close off any ancillary events
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get out there and get home.
First, we need to agree on what message we're going to send to the Andromeda.
What do you mean?
Directive 8020.
That's a deal with the game!
Open!
Please don't tell me some red teeth is gonna stop us getting home.
This sheep is infected with an alien organism.
For all we know, it could be in our own bloodstreams by now.
Selective 8020 states, the Earth must be protected from extraterrestrial matter carried by a spacecraft returning from another planet.
If the Andromeda rescues us, we expose its crew to contamination. We could take it back to Earth.
What the hell are you suggesting?
We either send out a distress signal, or we send out a warning.
We tell the Andromeda to leave us here.
We can't let them land. We have to make the sacrifice. It's the right thing to do.
Directive 8020 doesn't stop us from going back into orbit. I have faith in Earth's
quarantine procedures. If we get back to Earth...
Isn't that why we're here in the first place? Please, think about what you're doing.
Um, we're going back to Earth since everyone's already dead anyway, so...
I won't let us just give up and die.
We'll have the whole journey back to solve the problem.
It's worth the risk.
We'll send the distress call.
If we'd saved more people, we would have done a warning, but...
It's all on you now.
Max Killstreak!
Is something that's still a good old dark pictures twist coming?
I don't know.
Running out of time for a twist.
I think I think the twist is that someone was in on it the whole time. That's what I think it is.
to work no one could know.
We've put in years of training, we've put our lives on the line and now this is not fair.
It's the same end goal, you know?
It's just that the objectives have changed.
Do you think it will work?
Are you actually able to save everyone?
I bet Stafford dies no matter what.
Cankorn.
I bet everyone else gets a little of the, uh, if you do it right.
It's not just eight years that will be lost.
I keep wondering, am I condemning myself forever?
Whatever decision you make, know that I'll stand by your side.
I always have.
But you need to decide now.
We don't know what they were talking about, right?
They never explained the ship with the stasis pods, the text of the ship was different.
So it's, I mean with the anomaly logs and stuff, maybe it's in a way that like they
knew the ship up front probably would get fucked up.
The thing that she's signing is probably like, yeah, I'm going to keep quiet about that or some shit.
Like, they probably knew it was a suicide mission.
Oh, no. I don't know.
Make sure you have each other's backs, and come back in one piece.
I'll let you know if anything comes in front of me until then, but it's all on you.
What? What happened?
I thought I was making a jump.
Why did they choose the dust storm? Do we have anything to do with that?
Oh.
Well, let me check my, uh...
It's incredible to be walking across an alien plane so boring and familiar at the same time. Not bad.
Look out for Andrews while you're on this. There's so much playside training in the rest of this.
Of course. Of course.
You see what Williams is up to.
Now that I'm on the play of the surface, you can see why this is the patenipary meaning they speak your mind.
You don't believe me.
Of course, to make sure they have failed, but they ever are, you don't have to change them.
You seem surprisingly calm about this.
Despite everything that's happened tonight, to say this isn't the end,
Oh, suddenly Apple, what did he mean with his home?
He left, and then he became a piece of the dynasty.
Wait up!
I'm dying.
Uh-oh.
It hasn't landed yet.
I just think that the first two minutes of stuff got some of Exo, but...
Hello, great little world.
What is an exo-body?
Out of the sources?
I could have been bad.
It's not gonna look like it's gonna let off any time soon.
Anders, from a scientist's point of view, do you think this planet could still be our future home?
It's not impossible. It's water, coffee. The fact that life here proves it. Just to show you the current message is uncranky.
of
the
the
The
the
the
Sleep good.
Let me check my messages. Hello.
Where are you? Are you okay?
It's theingers!
Oh, they're off-wind on the inside, that's a good one.
Rubroooooo!
I got a message from Anders.
Keep them on.
I'll still enjoy it.
Message time.
What?
That's a turn.
What?
Ander said she'll turn on her emergency vehicle.
I'll find her.
That came from the tunnel, eh?
Guys, the atmosphere is screaming at us.
Damn! A way through!
Anders must have gone through before the arch collapsed.
We'll have to find the other way around.
No!
Oh!
Yeah, I'm okay.
That would have been a good QT, you gotta give up on this.
of
the
guys is supposed to be a lot of run exoplanet dude
of
Turn that a little bit.
I'll take the high ground. You take the low.
living
in
a
life
to
live
life
to
live
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
The lady is on the hill.
I'm out of here.
I need help. I can't stay here like this.
Let's go.
Walk in the room. Time's ticking with Anders.
What the hell?
Okay, she's somewhere with static types on the ceiling.
Let's see if we can find her.
Oh man.
Oh no.
What if it don't, man?
That's safe.
That's boys
Oh, wait, let me check my message
You hates me my utility strap now push
Yes
my contacts got scrambled really yes I think the storm disrupted the
connection but I see you on my scanner now you're going the wrong way
nice try
I
Anders hey, it's okay
Whoa wait, it's me
I'm getting my own pure adrenaline.
I hate to be a moron when I ran out.
You're back with us now.
Okay.
There it is!
I'm coming for three.
Look at those crows.
Ice!
Is that what hits our ship?
This planet is cursed.
They got a cannon, bro.
Damn it.
What is it?
The FTL being this and working.
Looks like the transmitter's been eroded by the storm.
Let me take a look.
Just a few damage components.
I think it's salvageable.
Let's see what we can do.
The transmitter's been eroded by the storm.
Let me take a look.
Just a few damage components.
I think it's salvageable.
Let's see what we can do.
Hey, Sermon, can you help me with this thing?
Sure.
Oh.
What's this?
I heard the damages are too loud.
Some parts are gone.
They're all standard modules.
We should look around and see if there's any spacer at best.
From what?
What's going to happen deep over here?
What's in our phone depot here?
The place for everything. Everything in its place.
What? What's the code?
The last one looks like it's 7.
So I feel like I'm really on an XO plan on repairing an FTL car right now.
I like that sound, huh?
It's ready whenever you are.
This is an SOS from the forward reconnaissance ship, Cassiopeia.
We have crush landed on Talsa Tief, and our ship has taken massive structural damage.
We've suffered loss of life through contact with an unidentified alien presence.
We need urgent assistance.
Please.
Help us.
Our crash coordinates and data on the organism are to follow.
We'll be holding out here until you come for us.
Please.
Please save us all.
Why is this?
I shall teach that to us, you're a master of the sea, motherfucker!
Ain't no way, what's that?
It's just a matter of what I want to send to your colonnades now.
Please, give me the samples, they're all down to here.
Holy shit.
Two years ago.
Dude, I was right.
You need to get away from television. It's too late for me, but you can save your enjoyment.
I can't let you rest a bit with me. Please, turn around please.
We're closed? Oh shit. You could be right. Yeah.
What?
Oh, my God.
It's a bunch of different Andromedas, or, uh, Cassiopias?
It doesn't make sense.
They're all ours.
How is that possible?
We were the first here.
Didn't you see the motherfuckers?
Corrin, they did such ships for us.
What do you mean?
They sent us.
The probe has message lines.
Half a dozen of them.
All of them were of us.
This has happened before.
The original crew were climbed.
And we're not the original crew.
Thanks for explaining that.
Thank you.
I didn't get it.
of
I don't think they can hear us let's get to bridge up
Oh, shit.
This really is a point man's game?
True.
I mean, you could argue the point man was a clone.
Yeah, we there's like people in there, dude.
Not very helpful, computer, but you're gonna get grabbed by one of these bad boys.
I think the concept of a game where you're like on a colony
ship and you're going to like colonize a planet and ship I think that's really cool
not come like every story about a colony ship always is like near the end and
then something goes wrong
has there ever been a game or like a movie where like it picks up maybe like
a couple months before they show up and then they like start harrowing and so on.
Keep moving! We'll find another way around.
Mickey 17.
That movie sucked, banger movie.
The duality of chat.
Your lamp works fine, clean your monitor?
They react to my flash, but that's why I'm not using it.
Great! I went the wrong way!
Oh my.
Oh man. The can.
The critical warning. Oxygen saturation level 60%. Seek alternative air supply.
Dude, I know.
Oops.
Whoopsie.
Ooh, let's check our messages.
That's a lot of messages.
Was that you calling out to me? No.
I see.
I thought it was exactly that. They're trying to draw us away. Be careful.
You too.
Hold up and bridge off. Make your way over. Trying to get there now.
We're over on with the berths, so watch your step.
Got some bad news about the mission. It's okay, young. All is in hand.
I don't think it is.
I was looking down there and he needs support.
Why am I able to message him?
Rest in peace to my sleep technician, you guys networked by an alien, co-crack, how do they
not see other messages from previous generations of their space Google accounts?
I'm sure the corporation has taken measures against that. I'm sure they
thought of that.
Ooh, messages!
You know, it's kind of fucked up if you think about it, but that means that the Andromeda,
the ship behind them, probably also is just them as clones, and they're just doing it
until they succeed.
If it even exists.
Will you play Returnal now?
now. I don't want to go near the globe.
Cradle warning. Oxygen saturation low. 60%. Seat alternative air supply.
Well, I choose the same crew to clone. I don't know, maybe they were the most MLG
among their cohorts for space travel.
What weren't designed to you?
Seamus MacNamara
They're lying to all of us the astronauts of the KSCB have signed their lives away in the lives of countless others every single clone they have created
Is a real person this soldier said to die in the name of science that will not them steal my humanity will now let them make me a murderer
Letting a public that defines that they a charterbiss probe as science director
My voice is sure to be heard in the event that they get to me before I do they get to me before I do
In the event that they get to me before I do, just know that I will not allow them to
steal my soul.
Why is this being displayed on the wall?
Oh shit, if only we had gone down to the fucking reactor man and read the late science
This officer's next to it because of the wall.
Makes sense now that why that one girl didn't recognize her own notes.
I don't remember that.
OHHHHHH!
What the fuck?
I
BAM!
AHH!
Hiiiiieee!
Were you- Oh, my thumb sticks marked up, it actually had strip.
It was like, what the fuck is it?
Oh no!
If you think about the stasis pods, we're actually birthing pods.
That can't be true though because of the sleep technicians.
But why were they using a different...
Ohhhh, because there was no intention for them to return.
They're feeding clones to the aliens for no reason.
I mean, yeah, what are they trying to accomplish?
You stay here, I'll check ahead.
What's the goal?
I mean, I guess.
You're looking scared.
Let the charge when I got there I was told
To prevent the fire reaching further
I had to seal the door on everyone behind me
There were 50 of us in the medivac team, but only one of us made it out alive
They were counting on me
Did you try and recount to me what happened that night, Samantha?
Yeah.
We got the call in orbit.
I was doing my 90 checks.
Take your time.
We're not going to hold your old therapy videos.
So it's not just this life form that there's more about us than we'd like.
Reassure.
There were 1,200 people on that station.
Doesn't matter how anyone sees you or what they think they know, it shouldn't change how you see yourself.
I guess that's true, thanks.
It was hurting too fast to control.
Also, you're a clone.
You're not real.
I mean, you aren't real.
The lifeboats could only carry past the crew, but we figured if we moved fast, we could do a second trip.
Me, when I inspire humanity and this person only to reveal later that she was created for the purpose of dying.
You!
You were just trolled, and you got trolled!
Damn it!
You've been trolled by me as the guy who knew you were not real
Does this group the first half contact with the aliens? Yeah, I think this happened every time maybe it's this way
Clones are people? I mean, we don't know that. Maybe in this universe clothes have like a
shelf life, you know what I mean. I mean, I guess that doesn't not make them people.
Just like an E-33.
E33's story is somehow more tragic than this, but I think that's because you spend more time
with the characters.
But I mean this one should be more tragic than Expedition 33.
Expedition 33 is like the tantrum of like a spoiled child, pretty much.
But like I imagined my-
Oh! Human Hydra!
Jeez! Oh no!
I'm the sacrifice of the girl.
I don't want to do it.
Just let me, oh.
Just let me not have to sneak any more.
please
oh he fell in
fucking bitch
make up your goddamn mind
Ah
Mommy
It still has a power.
Hey, where'd that, yeah, where'd it go?
Sweet.
Up here is in front of you from the goop.
Dude, I like it.
I'm gonna wind some more.
No one likes doing this.
No one likes tearing this.
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, this shit in the arena man.
I don't know how you make something like this interesting. Actually, no.
So complaining feels bad.
Because it's not like constructive, right? Where's the last one?
Give players the dishonored powers?
Well then it's fundamentally different.
It's not like a amnesia type thing where like the monster's invulnerable and you have to
That's literally the game, the stealth killing stuff.
Teleports in front of you.
They made it a quick time event in other games, so they didn't like that.
Like, there was a period of games where like, yeah, quick time events were everywhere, dude,
Oh my god, I don't know.
close the door please close the door
okay we should be good to go through
maybe
I forgot where the door is
Run, Ro!
Two teams and bunmashing are the two most annoying things.
Every two years for you, we have a bit of disability, so...
Yeah, I mean, most games nowadays put in, like, accessibility shit.
I don't think I'll have to do that, but...
Run!
What's AAA games you mean? No, I mean... No, not really. I mean, it depends.
A lot of indie games have accessibility shit too. Often times, sometimes more accessibility
options than AAA games. I played one game semi-recently that had like a crazy accessibility
option that like I'd never seen another game before but like I can't remember what game it was
or cannot remember mine
World of Warcraft
Yield one button rotation
Oh no!
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, okay, stand up though, you stupid foggy.
Got a blast!
Boom!
Boom!
Oh my god!
Ah!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Boom!
Oh
Fuck is young oh
See she was way cooler than I batch guys sudden
Thank goodness your life
Let's go
Wait, they've broken the scanner
we should keep going I mean this guy's probably cloning he probably knows he's
What's going on?
We have received a message from Earth.
Would you like to hear it?
Ha ha, bitch. Got pranks.
Through the message.
Stupid ass clones?
As you wish.
I know this will be difficult to hear,
but if you're still out there,
you deserve the truth.
The government knows what's on that planet.
They've known since Caravada's
being back its first report
that the government is going to
back its first report which is to keep the life on the secret, scrubbed the survey report clean
Tom Corinth to carry on his plan. Isley designed her ships. We all went through training
but nobody knew what they were really planning.
When we got into those pods they copied our personalities, our memories and uploaded them
Two synthetic bodies, your clients, that he's known and traumatomission following you.
There's another casiopeia, behind that another.
There's a chain of ships out there in space with more to follow until we fully understand the entity.
A program we all find out to once we learn the truth.
You're part of an experiment.
To see how humans cope with alien contact.
And to see how the life form responds to us.
With each cycle, Earth learns more.
We send new ships and we tweak our teams for new scenarios.
Next to you, we're winning this war.
Stop it.
One more.
Fucking wires
Well, so much for confidentiality
You son of a bitch, you knew about this
Of course, I knew
I've known since the probe first sent its data back to earth. The whole thing was my idea
well
Oh gee Williams's idea
Yeah.
You think this is funny?
Far from it.
This is the most serious thing I've ever done.
I was right not to trust you.
So you're like us.
You're a clone too.
Of course.
My original self would never have risked his life out here.
Except I'm a-
Trust me.
Evil clone.
I'm afraid I can't trust you at all.
I suppose I owe you some answers.
I know why you wouldn't tell us.
Why the hell did you join up to this?
Somebody on board had to carry out instructions from Earth.
Somebody I could trust.
So you were acting dumb all this time?
What can I say?
I'm a good liar.
This is what you were talking to the Oracle about.
Your resourceful landers will factor that in next time.
Oracle, please bring up my files, of course, Mr. Williams.
In 2003, special forces located across.
Wait, is this a reference? No way, dude.
What was the name of the fucking game that took place in Iraq?
House of ashes.
I free what the ending of that game was.
UFO in Iraq on that vessel were coordinates to Tau said EF their home world
The crib this probe was sent to make contact instead
found this life form
They got an old knows what it is
invasive species
Biological tool that outgrew its masters whatever it is
I want to harness it for humanity to do what if I can't I am going to destroy it
You didn't think telling us the true nature of the mission would have been smart
If you want to blame anyone blame yourselves you agree to this
You condemned these bodies to death. I simply presented you with the option
Now you have the truth, warts and all.
The question is, what are you going to do about it?
Play the rest of the tape.
I
Did lunch there
Sweet dreams, everyone. See you in four years.
I feel for you, man. Just a few hours sleep and then you guys are up for four years. Try not to kill each other.
We all have a vital part to play on this ship. I'm grateful to be here with every one of you.
It's an honor, sir.
See you on the other side.
I'm fine.
I'm starting.
I'm laughing.
I'm a fake smile.
I'll never forget why you started.
What's going on?
All new will download successful Mr. Williams.
You will upload commencing.
Wait, what?
Why'd you say Mr. Williams?
What's going on?
Oh, well, it's to see how I got there last same week, so
I was thinking of her dad like maybe she got like her dad's memories or some shit
They got duped
This mission was it, you know
Everything I trained for
He was right there.
I'm just disappointed.
You'll get another chance.
No. I won't.
I signed.
My feet will be firmly on the ground for God knows how long.
Who knows what state will be in them.
If what's out there is as bad as they think it's safer to be here
It's just kind of a coward, huh?
This me is safe
What about the others?
They're not really you. They are me
Stafford they would walk like me talk like me look like me feel like me
They're real. And I'd be sentencing them to death.
This is bigger than you, bigger than me, bigger than all of them.
What you're signing up for is not the mission you thought. It's more.
If this works, humanity is saved.
But does that mean I can't think about how I feel? It's up to me what I do.
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Ready?
I wish.
Why am I a hero?
I'm gonna go with...
Clones equal human
She's like, shit, can you read my mind?
Ah, fuck.
Fuck.
We're coming this time. It's for the right reasons. Mars is ruined. Earth is dying.
We need to win this war. But they can't keep it a secret. Not forever.
And one day soon, I promise you, people will know the truth.
Eight years ago, I made a wish.
I wished that my dad would give me a sign from the other side, so I make to tell me
that what we were doing was right.
But there is no sign.
All I hear is you dying over and over again.
I can't take it anymore.
I know if there was a way to make it,
a way to get you home safely,
that one has given up on that.
There is a way out.
Oh shoot!
Q3 used their SEV to land on the planet's surface.
They left their ship in orbit.
If you can reach it, you can fly home.
So what happens if I choose the other one?
Then she doesn't tell them this?
The people on Earth don't need to know what happened out there.
And when they do, you're the best proof we've got.
All those missions.
So we just die for them?
Like fucking cattle.
It was always a risk that you would learn the truth.
You were not the first crew to do so.
True.
There are protocols in place that I can deploy to ease your distress.
Like what?
What protocols?
I am authorized to assist with safe cell termination if you desire.
There will be no pain.
What do you know about pain?
Why don't we continue this little chat from orbit?
Young said there's another Cassiopeia up there. Fully fueled, fully supplied, fully loaded with breathable air.
If I lock onto its nav beacon, the SEV can fly me straight to it. I can get home.
Escape from the cycle is impossible.
Why not send real people? Hmm. Are you dumb?
How the hell did they clone us?
Young said something about the pots. That's correct. The synthetic bodies you are
using now were grown using your own DNA. When your original cells entered the
pots, your memories were copied and uploaded to these bodies. In each cycle,
as far as each crew knows, they are flying off to Tau City F for the
first time so many souls so many different versions of me all trying to
get back to one person we are one and the same I am still me get up and I
will find my way to Mikhail we get away I'm not done that ship up there is the
only course of action I don't care if you try to stop me there is no
Directed in my programming I can prevent you from taking this action
Good then cram a power cell in it you bitch
You're wasting your time
This cycle is over you need to get your head around that
Screw you bitch. I'd rather not just kick back and wait to die. Thanks, though
You're not dying
You're not even living. You're a tool
You're a savior of the human race and though this body will die
Your legacy will grow with every cycle. I'm staying here to fulfill my destiny
Fuck I
Want to kill this guy so he's on a liability
But I feel like if we bring him with us, he's probably more reliable, but like, he can probably fuck with us from here too.
I don't know what the uh...
Kill him? I can't choose to kill him.
I'm gonna leave him here.
Okay, then die here. I don't care.
You know, it is weird that none of them were surprised that he was on this mission.
They never really address that, huh?
Nice sound effect on the door opening there.
In that there was none.
Sam designed his my passion.
We have to go back down the only way to get fuel up here is to manually reroute it through the side stack then
Pump it up from all the way down in bloody engineering
I'm gonna go down there and get this done
I'm not letting you go alone
The whole game is just fixing shit?
What's scarier than having to fix something in a spaceship?
Imagine having to do like a space walk to repair the whole of a spaceship, dude.
It's terrifying.
Fixing a sub underwater? I mean, yeah, it's like the same thing.
Safe water.
It's literally the same.
Except if you're... I mean, I guess if you're down low enough...
The way that space is portrayed, a lot of the times, like a whole breach is kind of like either like, oh my god, instant ship death, like it literally implodes.
But a lot of times in space media it's usually like, oh, but we can still fix this, but like, if some ring gets a breach, that thing is like instantly flushed.
There's it, it's hard, it's rough to come back from that.
The flues are being... Oh.
Please be sure that the flues are handled by the pods internal infiltration systems outside of the pods bio-culture anomalous results could be expected.
Most we admire for activity, we ask that you refrain from going on sleep with a normal scope of work.
Very concerned about the return to our stasis fluid, I took clippings from Hawthorne tree to test its efficacy and to discern the results.
Significant cell dead generation witness, please advise. Yeah, so they're gonna kill us the way back anyway, so...
Swag.
Space ship hulls are under one atmosphere, pressure or summaries are under hundreds.
Yeah, that's just crazy, man.
That's just crazy, man.
Why don't we come up with a machine that like...
Moses walls the ocean so we can see the bottom yet some of that I
Want to see the bottom of the ocean bro
Too much weight to bear
What did you do? You're the technical engineer. Shouldn't you be doing this? Isn't like, wouldn't
rerouting these fuel lines be kind of like your expertise? Why is the pilot that is?
Oh, no!
Yeah.
A doli?
Well, I think I have my, like, a new least favorite thing in video games.
It's this ship, bros.
It's this ship, man.
Is this shit, man?
CLEAR!
Oh!
Okay, well what's in here?
Stealth?
No, the fucking...
Just sneaking around hiding from the unkillable entity.
That's my least favorite video game.
The list are running sideways animation of school.
Swag.
Did you like it in Half-Life, Alex?
I don't remember how Half-Life and Alex went, because it was so forgettable, but I guarantee
if there was a stealth section, I did everything that I could to try not to do itself.
Hehehe, carrot dude.
What about the stealth section of Bone Wars? It was a run.
check and I passed with flying colors I'm feeling a lot better these days and
Carter's been supporting me the whole way I wish I could pause this that we monkey
even grew a tea plant for me in hydroponics
I know why he blocked my database access right trigger stop you have to
start over but what I found it's not in my head is it
Mee mee mee mee mee mee, as soon as the evidence sheet found pointed a bigger conspiracy.
It's a little lower stop while we're avoiding the unkillable monster.
I'm going in. First try. Boom. How's that for reaction time?
It'd be so funny if they put some glass on the floor, but I'm not expecting it.
It'd be Omega Lol, actually.
Wow.
Wow. The Earth.
You fuck off, man.
That's bad.
What the fuck? Hey.
Yeah.
Sick and tired of this robot telling me what to do.
I'm the human.
We could console this guy or we could read our messages, which we got
Copy dude, I actually don't give a fuck. I'm gonna be honest
Who's a car?
Don't make me walk out this guy, man.
I was a Mitchell.
I was a Mitchell.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why would you do everything right?
What?
I did everything right
Not this time, bitch
Ooh, more sneaky!
Okay.
That's what I wanted.
You know, honestly, I was stoked for like a sequence of like potentially unfair point
time events.
That's what I was anticipating and expecting there, because of the one that we did.
I'm dead as fuck, by the way.
Yeah, I feel like QuickTime has definitely got some overhate, dude, for sure.
Yeah, quick time formula would definitely work for games like these.
That chatter is correct.
Hmm, can't go up that way.
Go away.
I'm just going to sit here, okay?
No.
I'm just going to sit here, okay?
No.
I'm just going to sit here, okay?
No.
I'm gonna purge the elevator shaft.
where I'm blind sure get to the human Hydra or the wall the wall postules
Oh
You're a marine
Hey, we were just talking about cheap unfair quick time offense.
Yeah, I just think about like, until dawn and stuff, like the long like QTE sequences
Those are like so fucking cash money to me, man.
Like right there, like we had a QT, got excited, didn't happen.
Oh wait, you got fucking ambushed and then you missed this like 0.7 second QT, and now
your character's dead.
What the hell was that?
Like I want to be locked in like QT mode, dude.
You know what I mean?
Like if that whole sequence was a QT, I would have been, I would have been
been shweet. I ain't going that way.
Yeah we're playing hard by the way. It's not this hard normally.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
He would have complained incessantly about the QTs.
Did I ever complain about the QTs in the other games, dude?
I don't think so.
I don't freaking think so.
This guy's literally inventing our rage right now.
Only the werewolf one, but that was gonna be us.
I do not remember the werewolf one.
When Brenda Song died.
That was in the lobby, right?
The stick flicking direction bullshit.
The one where I told you to wait before shooting.
Oh, yes.
I'm in, bud.
That one was hard.
Oh, time to sit here and wait for this piece of shit to move so I can get to the...
Okay, he doesn't care about the glass doors.
I
Go fuck
That's why they call me the Swag Lord.
or so located. It was teal for some reason. I think it's because I skidded.
I'm not sure.
Door camping?
Cringe?
Um, guys?
They're gonna power them off.
display monitor. Oh, that's the purpose for action.
Now appear from the ground from the goop.
Elevator network purged.
Wait, we can check our messages, guys.
Brianna, do you remember me?
Look, you.
You're not my dad.
I miss you, Brianna.
Nope, not doing this.
See you in hell.
The alien's kind of fucked up, dude.
What's the point of doing something like that?
Why is her dad in hell?
The alien's impersonating him.
Here we are, Lamarcus.
One more thing.
Once more into the breach, I have nothing but admiration for you as I do every cycle.
Your sacrifice or sacrifice will be remembered.
We may be a burn short, but we burn bright together, but I got word that our sequel is nearly finished Williams 2.0
Good luck out there Williams C12
Williams 2.0 now 5% more handsome 20% more billionaire
On the event of planetary contact will be given a directive way for their instruction and new control agents been made affection on board your vessel
This marked in the inventory of Hunts and Stussels employment of the control agent please log findings with the or
Why
Say what
This control agent what is it that's need to know I'm afraid it's a little late for that mr. Williams
It was a measure I was instructed put in place as an attempt to gain an advantage over the new life form just a test
the trial will run for cycles to come and you're okay with that yeah why wouldn't
he be
oh
yeah oh and you're okay with that yeah we're still an evil billionaire that's
cloning you and sending you to your death over and over again.
You literally agreed to it?
Dude, shut up, man.
Shup.
You gonna say anything about your missing friend?
Nah, she dead. You know that.
Initiating kill transfer.
Oh, that was easy.
Where are the other guy certain? Oh
Boy, let's find another power cell shall we
Okay
I found it.
I have the other girl die.
Oh, so what happened was, is I uh...
Threats Alive. Seek alternative air supply to the enemy.
We had a little petsy quick time event and then I did it successfully.
And then I had to sneak around a monster for 10 minutes and I was out of my locked-in QTE mode.
And then I was walking through a corridor, I got ambushed and died to a 0.7 second QT reaction.
She got her head squished.
Um, guys...
What up here? We have forgotten to do something.
Careful.
Other reactions I was doing are in mess. Dude, the button prompts appear randomly on the screen.
There are other factors to consider. You know what I mean?
Too bad he won't do a save everyone run. I think if the setting was more interesting, I might, but
it's just space, man. It's kind of interesting.
What is this? I'm an idiot.
Dude, I get it. I'm suffocating. And we went to one of these things right here. Actually,
we're just running it when we got jumped.
Well, thanks for selling a lot of a lot of the interesting stuff
That I'm interested in interested in like why is earth so fucked up what war
Some chatter and Chad said why are there meat cannons on this planet shooting stuff in this space like there's a lot of interesting stuff
Yeah, but we don't know anything about that and we probably won't so
Probably will not
Yeah, like the fact that like this is like canonically tied to the the Iraq war
it's like really fucking funny to me but we're not gonna get any answers about
that either. We just going to sneak around the life form a little bit you
You know what I mean.
Me when I sneak around the live form.
Yep.
What's this?
Oh, it's Sharon's oval, dude.
It's the Curator, dude!
I like, it was somebody.
Zero Death Secrets have entered your story.
You starting points to track what?
Did I miss all of the other ones or what?
I've been a bit up and down the last few days, haven't really been sleeping much.
I've been going over all of my head, trying to see if I'm making this up.
But honestly, it doesn't matter if I believe it or not, Carter was right. This isn't healthy.
There are some places here that give you peace.
free me love free I sit there close my eyes you think of her I could almost picture you
sitting next to me I was this close to getting wrapped up in it all but I'm okay now I'm
I'm going to channel my energy into getting back on top of that leaderboard.
Cars doesn't get my stubbornness for you.
I miss you, mom.
Sims is so damn close to finding out the truth. We're going to be grateful for her service.
They made her think she was going crazy. It's messed up.
Erringer is valid, I feel it too. It's unfair. All we can control is we choose how to react.
Erringer is under same and full of your right.
With that in mind, let's go to playing Sims's Memory. Good idea.
Excellent idea, old chap.
Oh, that's so...
Heh heh.
That's so freaking...
It's just like when like they're testing their own game and stuff like the people playing
it they're not like dude this this sneaking trip is so late no one was like I enjoy
Look at this.
Lock it.
I have to find a organic map.
Oh no.
Orphanus here.
Holy...
Epic dog of hell.
You know what?
The sequel's turning to air supply immediately.
Oh
Guys I don't think we're gonna get the good ending.
Hey are you there?
Come in.
Oh no.
Guys I don't think we're gonna get the good ending.
Oh, hey, what's up, man?
It's so fast on hard.
Oh, God, oh, God.
They did not go well for Leeson.
They did not go well for Leeson.
I don't care if you're leaving.
No, we have to launch!
Come on, fellas!
I
Yikes
You're guess the Williams is compromise is
accurate yeah but I thought he was doing like some weird deal with the alien
it's not it's not quite the same literally the worst ending explains
nothing bro they're probably in my shoes
I think I think we got most of the exposition
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm used to your list time.
If you don't mind, please look up for me.
Excellent. Let's do it.
Take it slow.
Please, first few steps can be a doozy.
Good morning. Looks like you could use one of these.
They're both here, dude.
That's us.
Are they in orbit?
Looks like we're on schedule.
We're right on top of the marker.
It's beautiful out there.
Sure is.
You ever think what you might have been if you weren't a pilot?
Not a chance. This has always been it for me.
Goddamn right. I could do this forever.
So our ending is we don't have the cycle, because we got fuckin' out.
Skiff? I can't.
You took the good ending?
Uh, no, you guys can do that.
Uh, Alt F4s.
I mean, I mean, he doesn't care.
No, I mean, like, if a guard has the video, I can't show YouTube on stream anymore.
I use the OBS browser. They made it so I can embed it, so.
Not bad. Not bad. Interesting story.
I like the, I like the colony ship stuff. I like the, uh,
I like I liked everything about this game except for the characters
Um
And then the the the gameplay which was primarily just sneaking around right I don't know dude. I maybe some people like that I don't
You literally got the only good character killed though
Yeah, that's another thing I like it we when I play it hard. That shit was actually hard. That's cool
That's cool
That's not normally the case
You just suck
Nice
Yeah, not bad not bad not bad
The fucking the sneaking though dude
The snake sequences were pure CTE and more linear would that help
Okay, you say help like I need help. Well, that's what I know. That's not what you meant. Would it be it would be more fun for me
It would be like I think once again I think of until dawn and all of the like the long-winded like CT
Not CT QT
Sequences I like that stuff. I liked it
I was in the it was in the quarry as well. Yep, I
Think I think it's time
The for quick time events to make it come back dude. Yup
Yup yup yup yup
You failed every single one not true not true
We failed 80% of them if not more but not everyone
I mean, there might be something like that in the future, they already tied it all together.
So, yeah, interesting plot hooks, um, I mean, there's a lot of stuff that's going on,
of the house of ashes people are what?
I mean, there might be something like that in the future.
They already tied it all together.
So yeah, interesting plot hooks.
Maybe some of them are resolved later.
They did a better ending.
Let me look it up, my God.
Let me read this.
In 13 cycles the growth of developed technology to fight back and defend their land, this
was of course the meteor they sent as a projectile into the Cassiopeia at the
serve 80-20. This meant that while Corinth believed they were winning the war
sending troops unaware of the enemy's existence until it was too late. The
growth gathered intel with every cycle Earth was learning but was so as was
the life form, yeah.
Blah blah blah, what is the rate of a 20? I know that.
Williams dies from the reactor explosion.
The real and or surely suffocates in
her suit if both get left behind.
The best ending is the entire crew making it to
the empty Cassiopeia where what comes next would be
determined by the original ISL for
entering hypersleep would surely kill them.
The final moment comes down to
ISL's destiny, humanitarian or scientists.
In a way, the story is about making ISL realize
these clones are as human as she is.
I don't will either stop the cycle or nothing will change but young is apprehended for her involvement in cycle 13 regardless of her wish
Okay word the shame we let her get stabbed
Like I don't know
During that during that quick time event I didn't see the prompt that said it was timed or whatever
Isley right
You're going to pick the wrong one anyway.
It was okay.
It was okay.
I think it kind of dragged in a little bit and I think that's because of the sell such
I give it a 6.9 out of 10.1
I think that this game would be best played you can play it like local multiplayer is
Like playing it with some of your friends
Blind I'm playing it on hard. I
Think that's I think that's probably the best best way to do it
Nice.
Cool.
I'll see you guys Thursday.
Thanks for watching everybody.