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I'll fix her sub in lower bar. Thanks for subbing for gaxill. Thanks for subbing short. Thanks for the bench, dude. Shadow fire. Thanks for subbing
So they own Bahamut Blastics for sub it
Lina meal takes her subject Emily not a meal forever pooping and moon moving out. Thanks for sub
Excellent name to freeze big doodles to make sure sub it
Geo thanks for subbing.
Not Subnautica?
No, apparently it's not done.
Zeratim and Adagon and Signuts and Shyguy and GZ Auto got a Blunder and Pocko thanks for subbing.
A new comer approaches, nice name, thanks for subbing Leor, when thanks for subbing.
Excuse me.
Sir Snigol, thanks for subbing, AP Thlete, and Higgett, thanks for subbing.
Takazuru thinks for something?
And Shona, and they, and Baki-Pum, and Fishbowl, and Star Wars, if you do it?
I'm not a bitch with submarine oil.
Chris thinks for something?
Your take thinks for something?
i'm pretty sure we left off
mid-campaign
man, bucky pommet, fishbowl, star works at christen, your attacking milk pouch at spiky
castle, corp on load-o-one
and dot jay mursethix for seven
and Fahrenheit and Bohr Magneton and something Hillzone next to a 7.
Boom.
Hmm.
Normally, I would not do a silent assassin on a showdown, but I don't know if we have
much of a choice.
So silent, the map that I know the least.
Good job!
I need to catch a fit.
Caledgoon blast extra 7.
Bam bam bam bam bam.
Death Badger and MT imprisoned 8-pix for 7.
Hello, Ikebin Banking, Ryzen Shinigami, 480Lixtrasil.
Is that fucked on Colorado?
Dude, I don't know how you're supposed to do that, man.
I'm gonna be honest.
Fair.
Endectics. Oh, getting subbed.
There's not seven.
Mechanism is up.
I'm doing one damage. There's up. Wait. Hold up.
The background of the message was playful.
Pause my game to be here.
Dude, I'm just a gamer.
Trying to level up and collect their coins.
Crack site, thanks for 7.
Would you improve my pan 6 for 7?
Do you need one Dapit?
Thanks for 7.
Ditch Digger, thanks for 7.
Last time you had sushi?
I don't know, it's been a little bad.
Skirt!
Which BEB should I crack open, Dr Pepper, Coke, or Phantom?
Do a Coke, man.
Fuck these Dr Pepper freaks.
I got- I got my needles.
Oh, we've unlocked them.
That might actually be useful for us.
Eating an English big breakfast right now, can I get a Bosch?
Oh, that's the right proper gov-
Nabosh. That's the right problem, Nabosh.
Sausage ain't Sausage in his bag.
I don't need that.
We're even in a lalalalalala.
Quorumatic's resilient.
He thought in regards to the decline of air bmbs.
I'm gonna lose, dude. I don't know what to do on this map.
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This is it. We've tracked down the Syndicate leader. You need to identify the target first.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert.
Red air. Glasses.
Hat. See me to be careful as to why they are here. Well, we know this. They are attending a secret
meeting. We also have the following description on their looks. We know that they have red hair.
They are wearing a hat, they are wearing glasses, and has a tattoo.
We also know that the target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind, and they smoke.
I hope this will help.
Where's your fucking tattoo, bro?
And most of all, good luck.
I'll f- oh, there it is.
Okay.
All of food, mate.
Oh, boss.
Oh, boss.
You coming out here for some food?
They got coughed on me.
What you gonna do buddy?
No, they did.
So do you know the plan?
Is that an accident?
Yeah, that's the thing.
What's up?
Bubba Wash.
You have to learn a guy in space.
Thanks for selling it.
Some loud-ass birds, man.
Jesus.
Two rivers, one otter, and proxy and bullshooter, and so forth.
Boat.
When the fair has a deer. So.
Banoooon.
That's one of your teaching cert tests?
Hey, nice.
I think.
That's good, right?
What's that noise?
It sounds like a typewriter.
What's that noise? It sounds like a typewriter.
I've been on Spiralix for a hundred million years.
What the hell?
I need to become you.
He's going to eat some fucking food lads!
Hmm...
Babos!
Hey, you an assassin?
He's eating food.
Did he not just eat food?
Maybe that's just like the roti tuck?
I don't know.
I wonder if him interacting with that food over there counts as the foodie thing.
If you can kill him during that it will work.
If you have the thingy.
He's going into a place I can't go to!
No, dude!
Sir, I don't recognize you so you can't come through here.
Sorry.
That was a sweet tooth tell?
Oh, shit.
It was chocolate.
Uh-oh.
I
Are you sir, not good
Who's a Jerry guy over there looks like another one of those rock stars that's able to silver
He's only one of the most awesome drummers on the new
Impartments for seven?
Well, I lost.
Please go away. Oh my gosh.
Welcome up to the restaurant lounge.
Miss Barrett, the manager, she's gonna come get him soon.
Gee, I guess I should get his autograph.
Gee, I guess so, man.
You don't deserve his autograph.
You deserve poop in a bag.
Oh!
I made her prime suspect by accident.
Quite the dresser.
Like it.
Thanks.
I ain't seen no tattoo, mate.
I'm just gonna fucking disguise before this ends terribly.
I did this guys
Who put that there?
Hey!
Dude, it needs a key card.
DBB, thanks for selling it.
Isn't there a costume in here?
No.
Hmm.
Did not ask.
More camera.
I hope you have a great day.
I'm in.
I'm in.org slash Bangkok.
No way.
Oh my god.
no way oh my god
oh
yeah where the hell am I I got shit to deliver you add it yeah that's a great
life. Oh, the pants gonna be psyched when they hear that.
Goddammit.
Well, uh, quick up. I'm gonna give you that.
Look, I can fix this. I'm point-
No glasses. Loser.
Bring it on the problem. I just got it. Dammit.
Oh, you don't want to ride through it.
It's not about that
Well, they got war hogs in this bitch Jesus, there's gonna be a key in here somewhere
Engine running against once the buy you crummy old
I'm just gonna stick around for a bit.
Ben?
I'm just gonna stick around for a bit.
Oh, you're hiding.
Oh, no kidding.
Well, I guess I can stick around for a bit.
Then?
Okay.
I'm stuck.
It's my daughter's birthday.
Did you like it?
Come over.
Yeah, it sounds like green fun.
Right.
Glad.
I don't see a key.
But that's okay.
We don't need one.
I think I'm gonna get sick or I gotta
Allergize
I'm in.
Another brick of hash just laying around.
Ooh, we need this.
Mere Mere Mere
Oh my oh my god
Smile for that extra tip
Why you shut your fucking beer? I'm gonna check this bitch's arms out.
So thank you. What?
Hmm, how do we get down here?
Right here.
Hey, a maintenance guy.
My air conditioning's making strange noises.
Did not ask.
Do not care.
I can be in here now.
How'd you hear that?
This is one of our prime suspects, but he came out of here and ate chocolates.
I actually don't think it's him.
We'll leave him up there.
Hello?
Is the shores?
Yep.
Yes, this is my propane tank.
How did you know?
Me loyal propane tank?
I gotta go upstairs.
Yay?
Can you wave so we know this is live?
Why would I go through the effort of recording a stream?
When I could just stream?
That literally does not make sense.
Oh, my propane tank, I'm so sorry.
We gotta go even further up, dude.
And this is to go even further up the stairs.
Eeeehhh-
Fuck him.
Goddamn it.
There's a camera right there above me.
I just wanted to quickly see if it was trespassing.
Whatever, dude, whatever!
Wait.
No, I don't think we need a pistol.
Stupid fucking camera bitch!
Lucky sport thinks for seven!
I think you can destroy the camera if you're recording, right?
Yeah, I can.
Sir, you're going to have to stand back. This area is off limits.
You guys got camera A OE on the ground?
Bro I didn't fucking see it!
Oh, fortunate.
My brother appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I'm a loser, dude.
Uh, at least we know what to do now.
sweet. Although there are variations where it's different, so we know what to do on one variation.
Bad luck, 47. Failing the campaign has resulted in a syndicate going into hiding.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready.
Yeah, we all know that was a my fault though. That was the
It was a boggy yeah, yeah game was bugged
Y'all see my mushroom
Found it
You know, in my mind I knew it was trespassing out there and I should not have stepped out
there, but for some reason.
The Iran's mushroom like coronae.
What if I told you I don't know what that sounds like?
Off the top of my head, I don't know what coronae sounds like
when she says mushroom.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I might do it like coronae, you ready?
Mushroom.
Oh, we don't have to change our outfit because we're already in the loser outfit to begin
with.
I should have died. Why am I- Why am I-
Mmm.
I didn't have anything on me, I don't think. I mean, I should have died.
Hell.
Mm-mm-mm.
Is Death Stranding finished installing?
Yeah, dude.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Man, I fucking hate the Columbia map though, dude.
Yeah, that's okay.
The thing you said in the map, you said map at the end?
Thank you.
I think.
Uh oh.
Wait, no we're good, we're good.
Wait no we're good we're good, but one away, but one in the inventory
You uninsult that straightening I want to finish two before you play it
But I'm stuck on the first boss on hard civil. Yeah, I got
incoming
We need our ancestral blade the Muramasa the cursed blade slayer of thousands
Nope.
Nope.
Ever killed someone with a curse blade?
Nope.
Wait, where the fuck are we?
This isn't Columbia.
You have a concealable epic melee weapon?
Which one?
Wait, is this one down here?
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, but it sounds cool as the Katana.
Hello, we will bring up this time because we gotta bring a sniper, too.
Yippee!
Ever gone to Columbia? Nope.
This is the only sniper we have, boys.
I've been playing the last shift for our mission, nah I haven't done any of like the normal game.
Welcome to Center Fortuna, Colombia.
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have become higher alert.
So you need to be tactical.
Speed 47.
One.
Yeah, they're all over here. That's okay.
Leatherman to Turkish prison. Nah.
Can't say I have, Fred.
Doot doot doot doot doot.
Dr. Pepper. Sorry, Dr. Poffer.
You think you can hear it?
I got a seeds.
Jesus.
Oh, hey, one of these guards is our target.
I just seen a lot of men up there. I'll be fighting.
I'm gonna beat you.
Hi! Do you see something? I need help!
I need someone please help me! Wait, wait!
AHH!
I wanted to throw my briefcase at the first guy and then shove her and then have them both happen at the same time. It was really funny.
But I forgot I had the pop-up with.
I'm Yota so I blend in.
The rainforest is so loud!
What is going on here?
I've been so pissed at that sound on this ass because I was trying to throw up behind
You say for tonight
yeah
uh-huh
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
oh
yeah
hey you there, come in!
yep
hehe
gah
what the hell
got the whole house
We're going the wrong way.
man.
This truly is...
I'm afraid I'm going to lose my Cypher.
we did. I mean, this guy right here, there has to be a way to get this guy, right? Getting
No hunter leaks are selling.
Um guys?
Shit. Either way, the box is gone, that's some shit.
Hmm...
What is it? I think you're right. I'm right up here.
Yeah, come on, come in.
You see what?
Don't worry. You'll see.
It's me, the guy who's worked here the whole time.
I'm going to slow down a bit there.
Double listen.
Come in.
I've seen them skating around us.
Hey, it's cool.
It's cool.
It's cool.
I'm talking to you.
Check out what it was.
It's like you.
Okay.
I have no idea what that was.
No sin.
There's another camera and actually can shoot this one.
Must be very important to have a terrific life like that, I guess so.
You are most welcome.
You look great.
Oh
Yeah
What's that it?
Move
of
the
death
of
death
I'm out of railguns.
of
Demons have to jump out of the window before hand could escort him.
And then he heard his leg in the process.
Yeah.
You need to be extra careful around the family item.
Mr. Dengado got some important pictures and things like that in his notebook.
What?
Where's the downstairs?
There's a cute little facility for sure, for sure.
I need a mother freaking key card though.
I mean maybe there's one in here.
What do you know, my?
10 million e-sports training facility?
I'm not doing my job
Well, I don't know how to get down they normally come from this door
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Dude, you think that's real money?
We should grab some.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Roe Bar!
K-E-S-T-O.
I'm fine.
See.
Can I do some cocaine?
Oh man, that's so lame.
No.
This room.
Yep.
to fake entry permits to the U.S. these days?
I can only imagine.
I can only imagine.
I can only imagine.
And off.
Is there really no keycard?
Open with fire extinguisher? Good idea. Damn, this guy hit me. Where can we get one of
them bad boys? We could just start shooting these guys. I'm sure eventually one of them
comes with a card, right?
Go get it.
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
Bullseye.
Double-icky?
I
I don't know where they are!
Beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep
Today was a good day.
I did not have to use my AK.
I
We're going to check for thieves.
I'm going!
Watch it out!
I don't see any key cards in that pile.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
You're not letting me fuck you!
Ain't no way.
This is a love letter.
Are we good?
Great.
Well, that's a lot of
of people who are suspicious of me down here.
This will surely be a blow to the scene.
Oh, my God.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
I gotta go in here. No, I can't.
I gotta go. I'm really sorry.
I gotta poop really bad.
Yeah, we're gonna say I probably should have saved my bomb for that actually
Sure
Oh
Do not turn around, you fucking turn around.
A two?
Or is the third one?
It's not that cocaine.
I know that.
although it could be. Found it! Hmm. They're kind of pissing me off. I'm just going to
for it. Of course she stopped doing what she's doing as soon as I start doing that by the
Mama Mia Alright lets go to the helipad
Hehehehehe
Well, I'd love to be here.
Yes.
Alright.
Here's the plan.
Wait, the plan's terrible, actually.
Hmm.
Hmm
Where's the key to this boat?
You have a smile.
You have it.
You have it.
You got my cape?
Huh?
Big man?
Huh?
You got my cake, huh big man
Sports car game
All righty now we're in business
I
Is there even a road attached to this place?
Toby Shawshanks for a little bit.
He's Blue Shell that guy? Dude.
Oh.
Hmm.
We can probably suit only China, boys.
China.
Oooooh!
China.
Okay.
Is this always here? What the hell is that?
let's be the experts of it the Chongqing choker D it's truly him
Does Andrew do the map you have selected?
Oh, neat.
That is neat.
Yep, we need the fiber wire.
Although we might not be able to go for it depending on the situation.
We can't eliminate the guards, unfortunately.
I wish when you'd show Silent Assassin it would change those eliminated guards objectives
until like a random one you can't do while doing Silent Assassin.
Oh, whatever, dude.
Computer nickpicks per seven?
Hmm. Fiber wire.
Oh, no, I did need a pistol. That's a...
we'll use the shitty version well stocked up baby
they call him the silent assassin
Welcome to Chon King. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation
here, but you know what to do. But they are on high alert, so tread carefully or they
will slip away. Good luck, 47.
Okay, last time we came through here, there were two people in this apartment randomly,
so...
Oops.
Good luck, bro.
How come you doubted if you wish him to be good luck?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You got to take a look. This room's so clean you can eat your dinner off the dam.
I can tell you that.
How can we get up here without going through the laundromat right here?
There's just a fucking back door!
I wish I knew the keypad.
011A.
The music kinda loud, I know.
I
Man
You can land in some kind of close area, I don't look around.
Okay.
Come along, lady.
She walks right by it after she goes to this little store.
Salty dog, thanks for seven.
Am I sure this will work?
No.
No.
Okay, it didn't work.
It's okay, that's okay.
There's a staircase that goes right up there.
Oh, I gotta do some scouting.
She walks down here, right?
Pretty sure.
Okay, mister.
Okay.
Why'd you say it like that?
Okay, mister.
Okay.
Why'd you say it like that?
Okay.
I might choke her out and then go get this guy.
God, I hope no one else comes out of here.
God, I hope no one else comes out here, man. I'm pretty sure they don't.
You
Are you
Baseball?
How's it not hidden? The objective only changes if you fail to either.
It does count as seven.
Dragon and Diver's Electra?
Whoa!
when you want.
Uh, yes!
That's a shotgun.
Dude, I feel like there's a camera like close by here.
We're gonna get all the way down here.
There's got to be a way to climb up from the outside.
Oh, we almost lost.
That's okay.
Who just reacted to that?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Hmm. This is not good. Not good.
That's the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Who found it?
Who found it?
should done her last. Fuck, dude. Man, uh... Yeah, if we'd done her last, it would have
find but man I want to I want to see who found us
wait whose body was that
Oh my god, wait.
She saw what we were going to do!
No one actually went down there!
So drag her further down from there.
I hope we'll never die!
Did we push her and set up a kind of an accident?
Yeah, one of the fiber wire killed her.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Why are you so bad dude you cannot even travel to the you can't even go to the
part of the map that I dumped that body in she saw it through she saw three
They sliver in the walkway.
Push kills accident? Yeah.
I mean...
There's a couple of ways we coulda done that better.
This I'm willing to admit.
I'm pretty sure they saw the knocked out lady. Nope. They saw the lady who fell off of the the walkway
Where we going
I feel like Miami is good for a showdown because it's so big
Thailand's kind of cramped if we're not impossible Japan is miserable on showdown
No.
Atchance to get that trigger.
Extrapur simple.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
What if you get boat?
Um there's a safe on this Miami so I think it's not the boat?
I don't know though.
What you fucking know my?
The body was found in the cowed girl and Jean's not the target with the green.
We should have just done that last, then.
Or killed that lady somewhere else.
I don't know how to use the scooters to kill somebody.
I thought you could just shoot them and they would blow up.
Some reason they can't join discord after resubbing to just email you or what?
Anyone else having that problemo?
Relink your shit.
Did you shoot the gas?
Or where even is the gas on that ship ahead of me?
Two titty lakes are sub-
In the tank. Yeah, we're in a tank, uh...
Scooby tanks, speaking of which, lakes are sub-
Noam Hater, lakes are sub-
I told you it's taking an oil veyron fix for seven to make a gas leak with a wrench.
How suspicious is doing that?
It can't be that suspicious, right?
Because there's like...
There's no way to do it covertly, like, out in the open.
The hitbox is near the back, but there's zero visual indication it's infamously annoying.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, when I shot the, uh...
thing from the roof? I tried shooting it everywhere just in case after I failed the first couple of shots.
Uh, uh, we good.
Shoot the gas tank, make a leak to shoot the gas. Yeah, thank you, Jack. He solved the puzzle.
Uh, fuck you, hello.
Did I tell you that these were simple?
Dude, all you gotta do is shoot the gas tank, and then you shoot the gas puddle.
Shoot the gas puddle.
Oh my god, Arcatana.
You're right.
This chatter's right.
I got a fear though.
So, give me a second.
Eight from Finland.
Flexing arm plus Finnish flag.
Oh yeah?
Satana. What else do I know in Finnish?
Helvetäin! In sauna!
Fuck you, I'll be right back.
It's so much better than it was before.
It's so much better than it was before.
It's so much better than it was before.
Oh
We gotta get our katana before I forget.
The Curseblade Hungers.
Boom.
Safe journey.
Sure.
Welcome to Hokkaido.
We have intel that Syndicate is active in the area.
But they're on high alert.
So tread carefully or they will slip away.
Be careful, 47.
That's fucked up, that's fucked up, I should've waited.
My curse is blade!
My curse is blade!
It had so many souls on it.
Aye aye aye!
It's okay, we still have the other epic melee.
assignment. Money. Okay.
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. I don't want to talk about that.
Oh, you don't want to speak of what just transpired?
Boom. We're gonna make it all the way. Oh god.
Pre-fail.
What did I pick? S-A-S-O? Dartmer?
Stop posting dirt man.
Stop it!
Ha ha ha!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow!
We gotta jack up our lethal syringes?
Do you not fuck with Scatman anymore?
Dude, you can't just... you can't scat all the time, bro.
The novelty wears off.
A guy who doesn't talk about Scatman for several days.
Do you hate Scatman now?
No, I love him.
Where's the main conflict of Scatland RPG?
Class inequality and religious corruption.
It's a JRPG, yep.
What god do you kill in Scammin' RPG?
Um...
I'm not gonna spoil it, dude. Shut up.
What are my objectives?
Eee-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Let's grab the wrench and get the hell out of here.
Tell me about the color of your soul.
Tell me about the color of your soul.
Thanks for selling welcome to Thornbridge Manor Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them
Everyone's on floor one guys. We don't want them to slip away
Bump is a point 47. Good luck, which tells me this might be a variation where we can't go inside the place
Nope, we good
I'm in.
targets, man.
I think we gotta go around.
Unfortunate.
Window detected.
Everything Rosey thinks she's in love with young Patrick and that's a breaking heart happening if I ever saw one
Life can be tough sometimes Alexa back from the dead a make-believe funeral a murder
Oh my
Man, I feel like we went the wrong way boys and be honest
of
Hmm
It's time to go.
It's not a long time to follow, so you have to make sure.
Just for time, for the desperate measures.
Ooh, saw me. What the?
This guy.
Oh
Lee
this is fucked up I feel like I had a harder time or an easier time on the
the party version of this
Ain't no fucking way.
Okay.
Oh my god.
You're not gonna get away with it.
You're gonna get away with it.
Mommy.
I
What?
What's that?
See what that was.
You free to engage any tangos that might appear.
Understood.
Abort.
I doubt that's true though. No, he was here when the savin' man of Carl Harlow's office
was repaired last week. He had to carry some heavy bulk, help load, and a backpack for
the entire weekend.
Oh, that's just bonkers! Why lie about that?
Huh?
I'm going to check the house, so I can look at the place.
Roger that.
Wicked!
That's infirmative.
I
I wanted to throw it at him.
Sweeping area over
Hey, is anyone there come on man
This lady has to go, man.
Uh, excuse me.
Can we lean up against these?
Yes.
Excuse me?
See what the hell that was?
I got it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Nothing here, nothing!
Sure.
Huh, strange.
Alright, you got my attention.
Wow.
Oh, come on.
You just go see what it was.
I get it.
No problem.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I
Greetings, a little bit here.
What?
Man, I just heard something.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go check it out.
What was that?
Hello?
I wonder what that could be.
Get number eliminated
Who is in here
I'm afraid he's going to see me if I picklock this.
I feel like I have to though
of
the
Damn!
Hello, thank you for the...
You just lead them to the body?
I think...
We lost...
I don't think a body was found.
We lost because that guy communicated with the other guards what was happening.
They described me to him.
Er...
Describe me to them, which may be as you failed your campaign 47 the syndicates got away
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment
He literally found the button it's saying the top left
I'm gonna make them shit himself.
Aw, what? It's not the shit. It's not the poop one.
Aw, man!
We can take it, though.
Cancel the extra sip.
That's unlucky.
Unlucky.
Excuse me.
Shouldn't have went to pick it up. No, I know. I didn't know if I had another thing to throw. I had to keep him on a chain.
I could have just waited.
E-E-R-E-R-L.
We gotta make some lethal poise on.
I wonder if I sedative some, like a target, and then push them over an edge and kill them
if it counts as an accident.
Explain this emote with a white background, I don't know what that is.
I want to know what that is mate.
Ain't got a clue.
Ain't got a fucking clue bro.
Oh yeah, we could have dropped a gun for that guy, here's a guard.
room
coffee
uh... we don't actually need this or this i don't think
yippee
You just picked up two throw items?
Dude don't speak to me until I've had my coffee
The answer is 6-1-7
Thank you
Nice-o-matic
See I said nice-o-matic, she's half a W
We can source a medic in the level.
Now do I remember where our leg of medic poison is?
No.
No.
Fainter, fainter, fainter.
That reaches, I guess.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
I
Again
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm, shame him.
Wait, I know what to do.
of
a little
right
Oh, click it.
I forget where the emetic poison is.
The tallest building in the snow world!
Banner, banner, banner, banner!
There is no wrong...
Wrong and stupid.
Sorry, that was me.
Found it.
How are we getting this full?
I'm pretty sure he comes back.
He moves.
Moose for sure, right fellows? Sweats?
I'm pretty confident he moves, he moves, right guys?
Second, we'll come back to the sky. We'll come back to the sky.
Banner banner banner bump
Where everyone else at we got someone on level one. That's the guy
He level four
Okay
and
and then and then and then
I sure hope he doesn't randomly open this door.
Why are you doing this?
Why?
Hey, where's his gun?
What the hell?
Where him gun?
I cannot shoot this door open, which is really annoying.
Hmm.
You can pick that lock?
Wait, real?
Don't think so.
Oh yeah!
Good looking out, believer.
Good looking out.
Eat a sous chef.
I don't know what I just got.
I'm awesome!
Well done for you, Seth.
This will surely be a good, fascinating case.
And a blast!
Wait, he is moving. See, he's in the back room.
room. See, he was looking for stuff. I told you, I was right. But where did we, where
Where'd we put that propane to?
pretty good
pinning pinning pinning pinning
Why they have fit have a dead one it's fit
He's still back there, no way.
I'm sorry, my prince.
He's moving.
Yo!
Man, I wonder if we can blow up the propane tank from behind the bar and not blow anyone up.
Well, sayonara, friend.
I didn't get my fucking SMG!
It's okay.
I'm gonna go back to the safe house.
I'm gonna go back to the safe house.
So gee, it's okay.
Germ line, these are so good.
No!
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
All right, we gotta start farming souls on the cursed dagger.
You're not doing a showdown on this map.
Hell no.
Hell no!
This will, however, be a shoot-out.
Wait, we got a Sinox SMG.
Wait, did we lose the scrap SMG?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a stupid bitch, man.
Hold it.
Nope, it goes in the back.
That's okay.
That's okay.
You got a safe on this bit?
Nope.
If you throw gunpowder, does it flash?
No, they don't do anything.
Oh!
He lost his dragon teeth, thanks for the silver.
You guys think gunpowder could be used as like a food spice?
Only once.
Alright, that's true.
wrong here on we can make some of medic poison
I'm stuck because I ancient warlord who snorts it yeah probably not though mr.
man's thanks for some
There was a myth that it was a military food to kill their libido.
Always saying.
Voorhees thinks for some, do you do the, they has a dip, but again please bro it's so funny.
Why does that thing have a dick?
We got four syringes on us.
Oh no!
I forgot.
be in touch when you reach your destination
oh no
I forgot
It would be so so great if you just left excuse me
I did not bring my melee weapon, I did not bring my melee weapon, I did not bring my
melee weapon. Oh no. I think I just lose. We can check the dealer.
There's a guy in here!
Whoa!
Okay, we leave an empty hand at least.
It's just a silence vessel.
Very good quality, Blank.
Huh?
Hmm?
Hmm?
You are not alive.
Are you?
I'll make you laugh this behind.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you in there?
Can you get her out?
I forgot how I navigate this, so let me jump over.
They see.
What's the name of this place?
Epic Bay Lane!
Well, it's here, but...
...it's important.
Magic time!
Whatever you get them the payout of beauty of the doors.
No!
I still did a good one.
Reap on you didn't have the weapon? No, that's my fault.
Rides my snowmobile with the oil leak away.
Do the signs... to cancel the beep beep?
Yeah, or I can move to the left like two inches and dodge it.
Not use ammo or waste my time.
That was a bold attempt, 47.
Dang it, thanks for stopping!
I managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Such a fucking loser.
M-M-M-Meow.
M-M-M-Meow.
Meow.
We still have to get that SMG.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Fuck it.
Epic! This time we'll grab her right away so we don't forget.
W!
Does New York still have a guaranteed burial dagger by the way?
Here's one, Pokemon.
Mmmmmm.
You think so?
I don't have a dark gun!
Burial Dagger's on Sugail?
Oh.
Sugail has guaranteed Burial Dagger plus Katana.
Is it the ornamental Katana, the epic one?
No.
useful though. It is epic though. Boy, the regular caton is epic. Epic. Why does my taint
Smells so good on my fingers after scratching.
Hello, man.
Why do you read that?
I had something he wanted to say, bro.
I don't think I've ever had this pistol in my life.
We gotta make our vaccine.
They call him the vaccinator.
Moderna moon.
Moderna tremendous.
Gabriel and trash biscuit? Thanks for subbing.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
But be careful. They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
What the fuck?
Good luck, 47.
It's Aaron, sir. From the firm.
I came as quickly as I could.
I swear I can just sneak past these guys.
We could not sneak past those guys.
So dramatic, dude.
Yo, where's this motherfucker going?
I saw that.
Nice.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Ben?
Oh, he's still up there, nice.
He said yo, so we're probably friends.
Oh, we should have pushed him.
We could still do it.
We could still do it.
We punched that guy so hard he would fly, dude.
It's going to be a blow to the syndicate.
So sweet.
weird in their safes, especially when it's a basement safe.
Basement safes are where you keep the juices though.
I mean, hey, you could always try and get the past of it.
Never hard.
Usually it's the first born first day,
or the year they were married.
And since the Aces don't have any kids, that simple.
Only one way to find out.
I wanted to pull him over the edge, because it's cool.
I
I wonder what's in the safe on Freelancer.
hard cat.
Word?
Haha, that's a lot of guys.
Now I'm pretty sure that guy is close to a push kill in here I think.
But who the fuck is this?
Where is this?
No.
Black man.
No.
Sometimes, we ought to know.
Hey, who the hell threw that?
ticket member eliminated. Well done, 47th.
Who slipped that dude's throat?
Hold up.
Saves behind me? What's the code?
1738!
That was like a whatsapp hello
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within this syndicate.
But turn to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
I think we should have done it to the uh, we should have done it to one of the guys
in the tower. At the very least we could have dragged him to the water and just like shoved
him in.
Oh
Needle, come on!
Hello, Paynut.
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow.
There's still much work to get done.
Cooperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Wilton Creek showdown or Italy showdown?
Uh, don't need this.
There's a baseball bat on Whittleton Creek, but we're going to take ours anyway.
Is that a manoeuvre?
I think it's in the party house upstairs, right?
We will find it.
And before there's a variation of Wilton Creek where it's actually not up there.
You know, let's just bring it just in case.
Let's just bring it just in case.
Antiseptics, we're zippin'.
Let's just bring it, let's bring it just in case.
What do you like to play?
Pokemon, Pokemon!
The kids, it's the rap music.
Ah-ha-ha.
Wouldn't it happen in the hoppin' and the bippin' and the bobpin'?
I don't know what to do with all of them.
You see?
Kids!
There's a lot of chillin' food.
I think we're good. I didn't pick my mission. Probably should've waited to make our syringe.
Uh, we good.
I'm gonna bring the bag.
Actually, more like Kodakville.
You see?
Kids!
safe journey forty seven
in victor thanks for seven welcome to whittleton creek we have been informed
that the syndicate is currently in operation here but you know what to do
they don't know that I'm the best part alert
easy. Good luck for jizzing.
It's fucking bad, man.
They don't know that I could have been the best party guest.
Hey, kid.
Catch.
Need anything?
I might have it.
Thank you.
Hmm, crowbar W?
Hey, I used to have this and then we lost him. Such a fucking idiot.
Why the music stopped?
No longer intrigued, are we?
See, kids!
I think this guy has a career.
Well, didn't know I could get away with that. I assumed it would not go so well.
Eek!
Where's my fucking baseball bat?
Long night, eh?
Yup.
He did not hear that, but how?
the front door guy does have a key? Are you serious? Great, knock this guy for no fucking reason.
By the crowbar? I did, I did.
We're going in the alternative way, though.
All of these guys are sus among us.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear for the syndicate.
Rick.
I was a third guy.
I'm just gonna kill you with my gun.
Where's my fucking van?
Dude, where is this guy?
He's a ghost.
Alright.
Well, like, I had a package on, I guess he is the mailman, huh?
it's over
Well done for it, sir. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect your synth. I'll be in touch.
Bonk.
Bonk.
Hey!
Who saw that?
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
Guys.
I need some backup.
What?
What?
I
We didn't see it
What if the bus stop was only active at certain points, like every couple minutes or something?
We can kill the lookout.
We got flash grenade, we got that, we got the motherfucking flash phone dude, we flashing
right now.
I think we already have a set of them yeah we do not have the vile though
you bet his yogussie stank do it stank
let's go gamble you want the cream team doing great oh bye bye bye bye bye bye
I mean so so sell I mean so so sell
I'm small another victory boys. Oh
My god
Always gamble. You will win.
We now have information on the Syndicate Leader's current blowouts.
I've provided you with new intel.
Whist it up.
I think the quality of the string would drastically improve if you were taking a second to talk about Hans, Eli, Sebastian, Forsake, and Forsen. Thanks for considering my...
Request? Wait a minute.
Oh.
He's talking about Randy Orton.
Yeah, I like Forsen.
He's chill.
Where the fuck is the nail
You have death stranding to a Kojima is six a color the mid game
Oh, I don't know anything about Dusterinig too, so I don't know if he's right or wrong.
What do you think about MGS3?
Or 4?
Or 5?
Geek picks for 7.
Two greater than three?
Two?
Two is more like MGS.
One.
Yeah, I can see why some people would prefer it.
I really like playing 5 though.
I got a peep.
Y'all mind.
The Code Jimby Expedition, not Expedition, Expedition could be a bit much though.
So I'm sure it takes place in Death Stranding.
Like dude Drebben? Oh my god I wanted to blow my fucking brains out man. Every time. Every time.
I'm right back one sec.
to a PN poo.
Mama Mia.
Invictix for seven.
Almost didn't make a voice.
Present break, thanks for seven.
Bob Nash, thanks for seven.
Chillmaker, thanks for seven.
Adobo, thanks for seven. Sorry, Adobo.
Valar in JMSR BRTS, thanks for subbing.
Oh, you're welcome.
KQT, thanks for subbing.
Oh
Oh, you're welcome to sapiens we now know the leaders current location
However, as we don't know the exact description this means you will have to do your own recon
Is this the fucking concert? They're on high alert. So you need to be careful. No
We do know this they are attending a secret meeting as for the description
We know that they have red hair. They are wearing glasses. They are wearing
and has a tattoo. We also know that the target is a smoker, and they like to read. Be it keeping up with the times or simply wanting to be inspired.
I hope these tales can be used to your advantage. You know what to do, 47.
I'm not one million percent familiar with this variation and by one million
percent familiar I mean I am not at all familiar with this variation. Omega lol
but we can do our prestige objective. I don't have anything to throw, god damn it.
What is blood doing?
I'm a cop now.
Ooh, new music.
Super scrumptious, isn't it?
Uh-oh.
Good way for this look-out to come back.
He can play football, for sure, look at this.
Damn!
Okay.
Hey, where's that cat?
Where's the Evo?
Cat room.
I've never seen that.
It was a redemption?
It's a good one.
You redeemed it when I was on break?
Yeah, but now I know that that emote was purchased with a doubter blood money.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Why are you running?
why are you running where do you stop
Ah, you couldn't have been there because this whole department can't.
This was the first time I've ever seen you.
Brother.
I saw a lady who matches the description in there.
I heard about that.
I guess that's what ruined his career.
Hey, mister! Who are you again?
You! Don't move!
Bro, why can't I drop in there?
What's up?
That one sure was a...
Yeah, that's what I was...
I mean, that's her.
Do I go for it?
I'm going for it.
Oh man!
No bonus objectives, that's okay, because we won several gambles in a row.
It's crazy that it's this fucking door, man.
Brother.
Why is this locked from two sides?
Don't have a lock, Picard used to.
of
Well, I guess it's time.
Well done 47. This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
on Billy thanks for 7. Skid Yodel. That wasn't very funny, it's not meant to be funny, it's
meant to be badass. It's meant to be badass, you're literally supposed to shiver when
you hear like a br-
Well done 47. The syndicate has been eliminated. However, I have in turn the dark gun, dark
gun, dark gun.
Release the job. Take them all down and you will be well rewarded. Get that to me when
you're ready.
Boom. We still have to do Dubai.
We're not Dubai.
Do do do do do do do do do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Mm-mm!
Uh, sure!
Oh, yeah.
Time to lose, baby.
to lose, baby.
We only got two targets here, should be okay.
Did they're gonna get flush?
I'm gonna beat it.
I played it till the end, I should say.
I reached an ending.
I will say that game... I respect how hard it was on hard.
And the only upside to those shitty sneaking sequences was literally the fact that if I got caught up that character was dead permanently, which is cool. That is cool.
Unfortunately, the actual sneaking part sucks dick.
I thought it was a mix tape, not my Directive 8020.
Well, I made the wrong syringe.
That's okay.
I thought it was that colony ship RPG, but the devs made Age of Decadence, which you
play that's pretty good. But the names that main age are back in it's when you play that.
Now I gotta be in a particular mood to want to play a CRPG.
All these ships? Really cool though.
You gonna play Subnautica too? Yeah I'll play it when it's done in like three years.
Keep that. For sure.
Are you playing Burnt Revenge with a pistol with force? Yeah, we are.
They'll play the first one?
Yeah, I forgot why I didn't finish it.
Bros, I got- I have to shoot it.
I have to shoot.
Oh my fucking god!
Hey, God, no!
We're gonna be able to get one from that dealer.
I am.
Well?
Okay.
Okay.
Shit, man.
I mean, we need this.
This is whatever. It is an epic SMG, though. We get a lot of epic SMG per quest.
Hmm.
Sniper's too useful.
Scrap SMG's epic?
Yeah, but I lost it.
I'm gonna grab this.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Wait, is he in the bathroom?
Is he in the bathroom?
I'm afraid to drown someone in that bathroom now after what happened last time.
The lady saw us from across the fucking yard dude.
I think that explosion takes her out though. I don't think we can do it that way.
I wish I knew the range, I mean it has to blow them up as well.
Where are you going, chief?
What the?
This is my house.
There's people.
Ah, just another false alarm.
Um, guys?
the fucking guy in here oh my god
I
This shit just keep on happening to me
Damn
This is a...
Berry sus.
Ugh, yeah.
I just love to clean up other people's shit.
Syndicate member eliminated.
I don't know where he goes in the house, so...
Unfortunate, but it has to be done.
I don't know if there's anywhere to put them in here.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Uh huh!
A blummer I am!
if we get spotted from at the park from the party dude oh my god
Come along buddy.
Oh, that guy's a real easy kill if he's next to the garage.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Fidget! True! True chatter!
Yes! Fidget!
Yes!
Hello, Dane!
How we gettin' in? I used my lockpick.
of
the
Oh, no, it's Chance's bodyguard.
Has he ever done one of these like using wall hacks?
No, no, no.
You ever beat Call of Duty without shooting anyone?
On the horror difficulty?
Mmm, not good, man.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need a smoke. Why did I quit? Why are you over my head?
She's the Currie. We'll take you to a tune, bitch.
I heard that!
Oh, he's alone.
Oh, he's alone.
No, he's not.
Hello.
I'll just find Jason's son.
Beep beep.
Show yourself.
Really paranoid about this window, so we're gonna play it safe.
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm going to have to get out of here.
Whoa, now, Mr. Bodyguard. What's up?
Crap.
That's crazy that that guy walks in the fucking garage, by the way.
Took my 15k gun by the way. No we did not. Nice tri-trader.
I don't know if there's anywhere to put this guy.
Don't come down here.
Don't do that.
We're going for the jab, boys.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate. You should get back to the
safehouse. I'll contact you later.
That's why they call them Moderna Moon.
Dude, the fact that a guard randomly opens the garage of walks and is so fucked up actually
It's so fun.
Was a randomly called on the gondola floor? Oh! I assumed he would get it himself.
I swear, I have a license for it.
I just don't bring it with me.
You can't just rob me.
I'm robbing you.
Enter the manhole.
Hmm.
I think he's sleeping, but I don't know if it's loud or not.
Wait.
We gotta get this safe.
Nah, we're good.
Public transportation? I must use. No driver's license. I have.
Occasion Jesus, thanks for 7.
Boom!
Ba-ba!
Ba-ba!
Shhh!
Who called that?
Button?
Too many DUIs?
I possess.
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Meow, meow, meow.
Where are we dropping? We got two on Maraca. Not undoable, not undoable.
We do need a lethal syringe, though.
hold up put this shit back oh we do have one nice but we need to
so now our bot thanks for some of the blood we're playing Lego Batman dude
chow would fucking hate Lego Batman man it's got the Marvel humor you guys hate
that show. You guys like stuff like fear with a deer. You know what I mean? That
shit's fun.
Look, I know you guys, I know you guys.
Why does the fish have a deer?
bulky thanks for seven base homage to older Batman's I do I'm not saying I
wouldn't enjoy it or that it's bad
It's so easy to make bombs.
Holy.
Melting Cloudy and Dumac, thanks for seven.
What's up?
What up, playa?
Playa Pimp?
Play a, play a pimp.
Er, er, ee, oh, oh, ee, ee, ah.
They'll do a sponsored sale livestream, something else would be nice.
Dude, maybe there is a, uh...
Fuck, I don't know if they talked about it coming out yet.
I don't know if I can say anything. It's a cool game though.
I'm gonna get sponsored for it and then continue playing it.
Heh heh heh, take the completion.
Careful, Clark, take the soul.
Um...
Oops.
Genre?
You guys remember of Ashen Steel?
What was it called?
That terrible game?
Yeah, it was like based on a part like a different game, you know I'm talking about.
Oh, I don't know!
Oh, I don't fucking know, mate!
I just don't know!
Alright, we got two Leavals.
Let's freaking ride.
I can't do any of these objectives by the way.
journey forty seven. It has a steam page. You can say it. Wait, what game is that? What
game is that? Gothic one remake.
Welcome to Marrakech. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation
here. I didn't know that was coming to see. And what's your step? They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
Wait, maybe we can get a doorstay lock. Actually, let's check the dealer too.
I don't know if I've ever done silent assassin this map.
Oh my god.
Where's the fucking camera dude?
You're in need of some hardware if you got the cash, I got the products when I know where the cameras
Oh
I'm frozen in place. Oh
geez
We're a mental cut on our dude
This is a silent sniper rifle wait those up
Okay, I won't.
Can I be here?
Wait, real Yoda? Hold up.
Holy shit! Where are you going?
Where are you going?
I wonder if we can get him to come up here.
Hey, mother, our targets are right here.
Well, well, well.
I'm an idiot.
Oh, this guy's like right here.
I think this is the alley in which we should get in.
Okay.
Okay, kind of weird.
Hi.
Withdraw syringe.
Can't get her.
Oh
Say what
I think they're gonna get it. That was strange
Okay, well words excuse me you're making me very uncomfortable
Hmm. I wish I knew how the fire spreads.
this right
excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
Well, there's not many people back here.
I bet you show yourself.
I gotta figure out where these guys are going.
It's a key.
Antique shot.
Oh
So we hit him with the two the two P
Miss legendary possessed knife.
Oh yeah, it looked like Damascus steel.
I was gonna say that but I didn't want to be wrong.
Such a fucking chud, man.
of
No.
Wait.
I'll take you back to that.
Not more than I'll keep.
Get in check.
Well done, Peterson.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
We can't blast yet.
Hmm.
Dude, I don't know where the survey is.
Dude, I don't know where the surveillance is.
Can we even get in?
Oh, we probably can.
Yeah.
It looks like it's grayed out.
I don't think we can get over there.
I know that there's one at the hookah bar, but that one's kind of like risky to get to.
It was by the merchant.
I don't think you're right.
We'll be a bit out though, but I'm pretty sure you're wrong for the record.
I
Rob's you
Me me me me me me me
Hi
Nope
Looks like it
I'll be around if you need more sure
I bet the only one is in the hook of our dude let's fuck
I don't mean to choose, but imagine if I started with your time, I wouldn't care how long I would wait for you.
Oh
Brother.
Not you. I need this guy.
All clear, brave people.
Me me me me me me me me me.
Me me me me me me me me me me.
Dude, that's poor lady, man.
You don't even work here!
I'm not even sure what I'm doing.
Whatever it was, it's finished. I'll go on the way.
Really?
I swear that later went in the restroom, by the way, this guy.
Do you need anything? No, I'm fine. Well, please don't have anything.
Right in here.
What's up? What's up, dude? What's up?
What the fuck did I just pick up?
Check my inventory?
I don't know where keys show up.
Hmm.
Oh!
I'm in!
I'm being actively discriminated against for being a vendor.
I got my best dressed.
I'm gonna pitch this in for some of you.
You doing okay? Good. I need to see an invite.
you
Let me ask you
I lost the freaking client
Don't think the recorder is here? Nope, it's right here.
Wrenches that's our new record
No key though.
I wonder if we can be back here.
Risky.
I'm out
The outside fencing door was unlocked the whole time.
Bro, I don't even know what you're talking about, so...
Yeah.
Excellent work back there, Forty-Seven.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I'll be waiting.
Okay!
I think we would prefer Haven Islands finale instead of a Germany one.
Broom-bam-broom-bam.
Do we still have our ice pick?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, bud.
The back to back silent assassin champ dude.
Gillette.
The best a man can get.
Um...
like one more thing to never give a good you can drop this them into our vile
collection hippie
good a lock pick now yes
well bring your arm or me but they're gonna win now we like to have the gun
There's an option even if we miss out on one of the bonus objectives.
Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down.
None of them in the party? We loved this event.
We're on high alert, so you need to be careful. Good luck 47.
Oh
Where the hell are those guys
Oh, they bikers.
Damn.
Ah, hi there.
Hi.
It's a courier.
Wow.
Wowja.
Whoa, easy done.
You didn't see shit, bitch.
Where you going, buddy?
Hey you oh shit. Oh
No
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate fucking shanks you
Oops
That's okay.
Say what?
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Is this the Scooter?
No.
I work here.
Nah.
Now we'll take it to...
Missed the diff shot? We should have gone for the diff shot, you're right.
This has the same...
Very nice.
Um, we've got the Trank, Lethal, Lethal.
No firearms, Doppler disguised.
I've never used the Chloroform.
You gotta...
Can you win the campaign before me?
Before me before I go to work tomorrow?
Yes.
I will try.
It's a sedative splash style.
Wait, can I just throw it and they go to sleep?
No way.
I thought I had to use something like Vents and shit.
Whoa
That's like way more useful than I thought it was.
Hey, we're on the scripting 5 million subs and Candy Jack takes for 100 million months.
Meow meow meow.
I need the mushroom, mushroom, mushroom.
Dude, we're in all the Y-Team and D-Classics right now, dude.
What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon!
Epic manoeuvre enjoyers.
Holy, holy.
How do I get my dogs to stop barking?
Go outside and play with them, you fat piece of lard.
I'm sorry that was mean also that probably not won't even help it would be awesome
meow meow meow
no guns huh
Hmm...
The Rogau and Sabriel, they're so...
I think we got the slides.
At tattoo black hair glasses, it's neither of them.
However, their identity is unknown.
So to assist you, I have some intel that might help you on your mission.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
This guy's not wearing glasses, right?
Nevertheless, we do know this.
They are here for a business meeting.
We also know that they have black hair.
They are sporting a tattoo.
They are wearing glasses and wearing a hat.
We also know that the target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind, and they smoke.
I hope these towels can be used to your advantage.
Good luck, 47.
I'm told they enjoy eating food.
Not seeing a tattoo also your earrings.
Ben?
No hat?
Oh, we got a bunch of people walking around.
We need a civilian disguise.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm glad we don't have to talk to that you're coming on a little and I don't feel the same
back off please just shut your bear what the
Okay, important note about this map, and I'm mainly saying this out loud to remind myself.
People can see from like 70 yards away or some shit, so.
Not based.
I think she just sneezed.
She also got brown hair, so sorry.
Oh, can't go in water that's more than ankle high, otherwise you die.
Stop typing the frog clapping and I'll see what my mom is watching with me right now.
I've marked off everyone except for one.
That's not good.
The most likely scenario is that I got one wrong.
Stay safe.
Wait, not Chis earrings.
No hair.
Look out.
Look out!
would love to choke you out big man
hmm we might build a snowfire I'm so sold up
This person does appear to be going to a meeting with one of our last remaining unmarked guys,
so there's hope.
There's hope.
I forgot our councils have gone.
I didn't do anything!
Doesn't matter.
They got tranked.
Which is not sus.
If anyone found anything on the security tape yet, it's my ass on the line here, you got it?
Whoever stole Mr. Williams' USB, access to the bill is one piece of board.
Good day to you, sir.
Good day, good day.
That's a look out.
There's a downstairs?
Congratulations, 47. The leader is eliminated, sending a clear message. Get back to the safe
house. I'll be in touch.
Mama Mia.
So lucky? So lucky, he says, after I manually marked off all eight other suspects. He says,
lucky, by the way. Literally every other possible option I check. That's luck though. Okay,
Where's the fucking sink?
That's the gym.
could still go very badly for us. We've got to get a uh... different these guys!
So many cameras do you become you my best
Hmm.
Turb.
Banana.
USB stick.
Normally, I find these at medieval times.
Let's G let's GTFO skedaddle mode
Yeah, we under the water
Which way did I come in here
What?
Where is this?
Oh, it's a one-way, so.
I got one more thing I gotta deal.
Two more things, actually.
Meow, meow, meow.
Yoinkies!
And now, for the sake.
It's so dark.
High-fives you.
Security!
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Sleepin' on the job, ayy?
This is not connect like I thought it would.
Say it again. Say it again.
If you train his butt cheeks any harder...
I want to be far away from this place for a second.
You are aware you can place the explosives on the surface with the place button, right?
You don't think they would have been mad if they saw me placed down a C4 directly in front
of the
fucking wrong to you wait the dealer
the plug
I mean, I've probably seen that, I just don't remember ever seeing it.
Hmm.
Ah, we're good.
That's an epic shotgun.
I think we have one though.
They come back, if you need.
Dagger's epic. I still have my epic melee.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Another job well done guh.
Well, let's get a cool pose.
Well done 47. This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
were halfway done yeah how many we've got like three sound assassin on this one
or two maybe just two I forgot
for gore I did excellent 47 you took down the syndicate but we have intel that
There are more connected.
Eliminate the orb.
You'll be well rewarded.
Prepare and let me know your way.
Massive pull.
I think these are in the briefcase.
I don't know.
Wait, where's the collector's one?
I found it.
Yo, we thwarted up right now!
We do still have to go to Dubai.
Boom, boom, boom.
Hmm.
Boom.
Hmm
Gamble no
Okay, we got two lethal syringes, one hooped our gun, one tranq gun.
Time to make some Dubai Chuck.
That was not, uh, no... twas.
I don't think we need three lethals here, but we should make another one, actually.
Also I'm bringing my lock back.
Sniper for the believers?
They're making a harder force.
I literally cannot do eliminate guard sniper because I'm doing some of this as if I kill
anyone who is not a target I cannot do the procedure objective and if I cannot do the
procedure objective then I lose oh yeah we got a better suit dude we're on the tip we're
in tier three right now dude joe lead expecting five million subs that's it that's a tier
three suit if I've ever seen one of those.
Mushroom mushroom.
His hair transplant not fully healed yet. Why is cam still on? I streamed with cam yesterday, dude. Hello?
I like stream without cam because I can lean back into a very unflattering position. Like right now.
I'm looking like the World of Warcraft guy, the fat guy, the Thor's dad.
I made the wrong thing.
God.
Man!
man
you don't get to call him Thor like he's your friend we weren't friends but we
were comrades yeah
of
the
I got a pee, and so I'm gonna do that.
Are the blue color tasks optional, yes.
I try to do them when I can, just cause it makes it more fun.
I will be our beat.
the
I'll be in the world if it doesn't.
And Mughal takes for 7 for millen years?
Am I gonna win this run?
Hmm...
It's so stressful doing this when you're like halfway through a run.
Hmm
Hmm
Brother
It's so loud man.
It looks like he's stashed the propane.
Hello.
Yeah, I just wanted to remind you about the, uh, long time ago.
That's right, I am now.
I didn't realize this was the first time I saw you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't remember which guard that is.
Okay, we can grab them here.
Hmm, let's get the cameras.
I
Explosive Baseball!
Let's get the, uh, the land up top.
Oh, my god.
Can't go this way.
I'm good, man, I'm good.
Thank you for asking.
Hmm.
How do we get over there?
Oh.
Hmm... I've never seen this.
Collector's crowbar is nice... I think we saved our money.
It's something really cool, like the legendary Silver Baller.
Michelle thanks for gippin'.
Do not turn around.
Hey, dude, so are you getting me?
Where's the dude that stands here?
He's looking right at me.
Fuck it, I'm a pistol.
of
I
Did where is it
I'm on Mia. Hey, what's the save code?
No way.
Oh, no.
No way.
No way.
Holy...
Holy fuck, who are these guys?
We got away.
Oh man, what is the plan there?
This guy right here man, dude.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Oh my god.
Get me out of here, bro.
I thought it all.
Mmm, no.
It's just a drink.
You don't mind, do you?
Do you? Oh, I really think you are putting on a grave.
Celebrating life! Oh, no, that reminds me.
Eh?
I'm really out of here. It's with you.
You're brutal.
shit
Brother what?
That's so tragic.
Where's my crowbar?
I don't think I ever picked it up again.
I don't think I ever fixed up again.
I am so scared.
I just love to clean up other people's shit.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
They're with a wall. They're with a wall.
Help me!
They're with a wall!
Help me! I'm being very bold!
In the next one, someone get help!
Come on, help you ring me, I'm not gonna let you get there!
Unbelievable.
Hello!
Hello!
Goodbye!
Through the wall!
Man!
So unfortunate, it rather appears that you ran out of luck.
to the drawing board 47 I might have been sticking out a little bit I'm not
sure fuck man my tonight's a me dark it way we still have the collection
dark under mmm mmm
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate
disappearing off the grid but we know that nothing is predictable in this line
of work? I'm sure you'll get back on the side. Let me know when you're ready for your next
assignment. We don't deserve this suit, dude.
We don't freaking deserve it.
Hey, we have a sniper.
Yoink!
Bring in the heavy hardware, dude!
Put this bitch away!
Wear the Rath suit just once.
Wait, what's the Rath suit?
rewards to choose stage opinions? Oh, I know what you mean. I mean, I kind of am.
Kind of. I want to get an SMG in Dubai and that kind of means like, it's
possible to get one. It's kind of annoying if you're doing it like Silent
Assassin. So going here without Silent Assassin is nice because I can literally
Just blast them and take them.
We always make one lethal syringe so we can have two if we need it.
Do not get spotted.
Do not.
Bad luck Valentine, I think you're sub'lin.
Oh
Baraner we're um
Well, oh, yeah
There's a safe here this time
Can you show your inventory?
It's not very good. Not very good at all.
We've got so many guns.
And it's rough extra simple.
No katana. We lost the curse blade, dude.
but if we buy it again are we assuming it's the same one so it has the same one
of souls on it
or do I got to start over different blade
I'm gonna need you to lock the fuck in. I mean we can all agree I got robbed, right?
First the the the Amedic darts getting eaten by a fucking invisible wall twice. Okay.
Into her seeing like a sliver of my body.
them however they're on high alert so you need to be careful good luck 47 you think I can shoot with us
do not
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry.
Troll face
How many think the throat
Oh
Okay
What the hell
And I have nothing to report to my current location. Over.
What the hell?
Yup. What the hell y'all think?
Keep those eyes!
I'm dead.
What?
Keep.
Bitch, man!
Please acknowledge.
Come in, command!
Go!
No!
Easy, stand up!
No!
Take him down!
Sure.
God!
No!
Oh, please!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh
Syndicate member eliminated well done
I
Yeah
Dude that would have pissed me off so bad and sound as that
Holy fuck
We got
Well done for this surely be a blow to the syndicate
Hmm
Fear within the syndicate
It's dead!
Got a ski dead hole.
What do you think these are?
There's so many bodies.
Building weights?
Interesting.
Hmm.
That's some engineer shit, isn't it?
Every head in the room that you live in.
Tittoo, tittoo, tittoo.
For a story machine, you throw knives at them.
Ooh.
They're diving in the hole.
Ooh, goodness.
Ooh.
Okay, only some of these guys are real.
of
the
the
the
the
It's in the fucking bed house, man!
What a fucking compromise!
Oh no.
in gear you remember we can get shot here
to
to
I
Cree inside what
Why, just wondered if you got the right reason to walk down your own path.
Our Royal Highness has never complained about it before.
I'm sorry, but Mr. Ingram-
What? I know.
Wow!
Wowzo!
I'm sorry, but Mr. Ingram, who is the Royal Highness's guest, has requested no noise of any kind.
It's okay, but it means I'll work slower.
I don't care what
Holy shit
That's what I'm talking about.
I
Good work back there the syndicate took a serious blow
To get done recuperate and prepare for your next assignment
No, we can't show down we can't show down hoxplay boys
Miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam.
Poison Guard, I think that works with a Darkin.
Dude, we're gonna be fine, man.
We're just gonna get one quick little fiber wire kill and a lethal injection kill, okay?
Dave a milk drinker mint thing for a sub.
We do not have a lockpick and we do not have the crowbar because I lost it all.
was that bitch got x-ray vision
Moderna Mike
well hold up
You also have X-ray vision?
Yeah, but every time I use it, I lose 10 seconds of my life.
I'm expending life force to use this.
Ted from debate?
Thanks for so.
I don't really have anything to throw.
Can I keep the X-ray on permanently, please?
No.
I hit tilde, which is next to tab.
I'm not sure we need our gun.
30s gaming picks for 7th?
Should we gamble though? That's the question.
Pat Johnson picks for 7th.
I'm going in.
Okay, I give up.
They've journeyed 47 Z Cha-Chopics for 7.
Welcome to Hawks Bay.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
This might be easy.
You know what to do, 47.
Mama Mia!
Any Trampix for 7?
Oh!
Okay, both guys are outside.
This is good.
You've spread fear within this indicate
Vaccinated.
True.
Maybe in noctime, thanks for subbing.
Is there a safe on this map?
No.
move dude move
They do not care.
not care. Wait, that guy cares. Oh, the fucking door. Oh, the fucking other eye.
Bye.
Hmm, dog.
Hey!
Come out!
Wherever you are!
Well done, Fawcett.
Well done. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
We're going to risk it up.
I'll be in touch.
Kidman's.
It's not over yet though.
get the safe there is no safe the safe does not exist I repeat those guys on
the middle fucking nowhere
They found em boas. We coulda gotten away with it by roar kill.
You, you wanna buy something? Yeah. You name it I got it.
That sounds promising.
Took em a while.
That looks silence but it doesn't say it's silence. Weird.
Just come back if you need more.
Oh yeah, baby!
There's a long boating sequence.
I see a assassin dude
The first kill was the most impressive work you did back there. We got a hole in a book the next assignment
Well, well, well
Oh, man, we got to go for it. We got we have to
have to go for it boys.
You've done well 47. We now have information on the syncopethers current whereabouts.
I've provided you with new intel.
Hmmm... uh huh.
What am I missing? Lethal Syringe.
Alright, won in the SMSO yet? I think I did it one time.
That's okay.
A lot of uh a lot of dart gun opportunities on this map.
It's to suck, thanks for subbing.
of
Here we freaking go dude.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina. We did it. We have managed to locate the leader.
However, their identity is unknown. So to assist you, I have some intel that might help you on your mission.
But they are on high alert, so tread carefully or they will slip away. As to why they are here?
Well, we know this. They are here for an exchange.
As for the description, we know that they have black hair, they are wearing earrings, they are wearing glasses, and wearing a hat.
As to habits and voices, your target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind, and they smoke.
I hope these towels can be used to your advantage.
Godspeed, 47.
Where you going, ma'am?
Oh, I can't tell if he's near or you're not.
No, we're in.
She looks nervous.
God, this is fucked.
It doesn't look like there's an earring there.
This is the...
Exactly why we're doing this with my white card.
Right to the right, you.
Nope.
God, I've been dying to ask you what you're doing to get your skin to blossom.
Tell me.
Is it water?
I'm telling you, it's not.
I can't do anything to last this night.
Get out of here.
And over.
It looks like the possible suspect is taking part in a business deal.
Maybe it's something to look into
Or don't fucking think so bro
No fucking hats
No fucking hat times two you've rapidly narrowed down our suspects here
So, there's something about this map that I forgot about, and that's the...
Depending on their location, they'll just vomit over the side of the railing instead of going to a bathroom, so...
Kind of fucked up, but uh, we will see how we can pull this off.
Uh, for example, this lady probably is our target.
This dude.
Maybe I'll be able to get on with one of these gas things though.
black hair hat glasses
we darted someone on up up here and she went to the railing so
We gotta keep this short.
Hello, it's time to leave.
A lot of things going down.
Let's have it.
This is the handover meeting.
And we'll come after you.
You got that?
Don't worry.
We are good.
I'll see ya.
See ya.
Okay.
Bye.
oh no that was the trinket gun dude oh no
I'll get home soon.
We can get a minor check now, and we need some help here.
Copy that.
Go and get some help.
Fuck!
You eliminate the th-
Almost, dear da-
You should get back to the safe house.
i'll contact you later did we kill someone else i'll be in touch
who else did we kill why wait why didn't that work is it because he was trained
Wrong target? No, that was the correct target.
Dude, everyone ran.
Do they know it was an accident if someone sees it?
Yeah.
Maybe he killed one of the fake people?
Maybe.
I didn't see him.
That's weird.
I think it's because he was trans.
I don't know.
Big people are so fucked up to say but honestly slay?
I think, dude, I mean I must have hit a civilian, I don't know.
We only saw one body, I don't know what happens to the fake people bodies when you kill them.
Like if they just like, no, they're not supposed to vanish.
the syndicate managed to go into hiding knowing you I'm sure that you have new
ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time you can
check it be it was a smoker or foodie though through you know it is possible
Well it wasn't him. That seems really unlikely.
The lady said you killed the leader? I know.
Oh no! Oh no, Dayton!
That's so weird. Oh, yeah, we got the, uh, yeah, we did the objective for the dart as well.
I wonder what... I wish I understood what just happened.
Seems he had an explosive package on him. It was the right target, but he made his explosive explode.
Oh my god.
Dude, the handover people do have an explosive package on them.
So...
Oh, dude, we darted him.
He dropped the fucking package because at first I'm thinking, like, oh, can an explosion
trigger an explosion that someone is holding, but he wasn't holding it, it was on the floor.
Because I accidentally trained him instead of medic darting him.
So when we destroyed the gas thing it detonated the package on the ground which ruined our
silent assassin dude.
Oh my god!
I hate to know.
Nooooo dude!
Fuckin' stupid bitch.
of
the death of the so like
I fuck up by shooting him with the trinkets or the emetic dart.
See, I don't even know why I went for the, like, the dart gun there because I know that
I knew that he would literally just walk to the railing.
So it made no sense to even go for that.
It kind of worked by clearing everyone out, true.
That's actually true.
Also, I mean, if there's one thing that we learn is that the the explosion on those fucking gas thingies is like actually super big, which is not good.
Uh, where are we going?
Oh, my God, we could have grabbed this one.
See, the thing is, it's like, I'm pretty sure if he got woken up, he was leaving.
No way to arrange a meeting at that point.
We should have grabbed the phone from the person he was meeting, maybe.
How the fuck do they expect me to kill these guys?
Oh, I know.
What?
Mr.
What am I being shot from?
What?!
You should get on to Seat House.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Minus epic dagger minus trinket. Dude, it's whatever bro. It's what I I think I actually was getting shot through the wall by the guy at the bottom of the stairs
by the way right there
me me me me me me me me
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid
But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Please.
Yay!
Dude, it doesn't matter because we're going to get in the medic dark gun right away.
And it's gonna be chill
Check this out. Oh there it is dude
Put on the new Drake album hmm
That sounds awesome dude, I might do that
That sounds really cool.
Changing map.
only huh
fine I don't bring my badge just so fucking annoying
I
Always in guard syringe can do boss
But that shit away
What an unfortunate series of events, TM, in parenthesis said.
How often should I hit my jaw with a hammer?
Ah, never, I think.
Is there a zero option here?
I'm supposed to smash your balls with a hammer.
I'm supposed to smash your balls with the hammer.
Hmm.
The Alabama Beach mouse.
Thanks for something.
Brand of ice cream do you like the most?
Oh, I don't really eat ice cream anymore.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
We got to make the syringe.
Banana ice cream is insane.
Why does it darken your garage turn on the lights with the fuse?
If I use the fuse for the lights, then I can't use it for the bomb, dude.
Why do I have so much inventory space?
I think it's because I'm not carrying a crowbar right now.
You get harparin' from, uh, ice cream now?
Yeah.
It's so freaking lame.
I got a pee.
Is that chill?
Menagerie strawberry cheesecake one is your favorite.
Remember that one time you almost got gas poisoning because you left your stove on?
Bro.
The stove, I literally barely nudged one of the knobs with my hip, dude, and that was
enough to turn it on.
It was fucked up.
I almost died.
I'll be right back.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Greetings!
of
the
Let's ride.
I got a Coca-Cola, TM.
Mmm, delicious caramel soba.
I was hoping it would be Cuba it is not Cuba
Sorry, please don't come
Wait, hold up.
Oh God, we have this gun, I can't do it.
Oh, that's an explosive.
Hmm.
I'm not going to make any progress, oh, if I can't find my phone.
I need your help.
I
Do this coke bottle is sticky man
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
You
What do you think the lower reason for them not checking dumpsters is don't want to get
Doidy
It's stinky
You we
Don't turn around
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
Dude, I might be able to...
I might be able to fucking own this guy.
I'm looking for a guard that's alone.
of
the chest
Hmm
That's so weird, so I've got some weird noises here. I'll go see what's up
That's so fucking weird
You need to show yourself you're here, whoever you are.
Non-target.
Oh, we're going to get this guy.
Man, I don't have a shot.
gate unlocked. Hello, nurse! That's an Animaniacs reference, by the way.
Hmm.
Yeah, go find out.
Hey!
Should just throw him the kettlebell at him and let him fall?
You think it would have died?
Forgot safe?
I did not.
However, I did forget to check the dealer, which we're going to do now.
You can do it!
I just have what you need.
Perfect.
I just come back and do that more.
I've found some important secrets in the boat.
Good one.
Steal your fucking boat, fuck you.
I watched the 80-20 mod, you suck at QT.
Dude, come on man, you know it's fucked up.
Come on bro.
Suit only, huh?
We could probably do that.
I don't need this. Why the fuck did I pick the grenade? I thought it was a flashnade.
Wait.
You watched the until dawn bot and you used to be able to do them. Okay, first of all,
They were easier than until the hot man.
This is shoot everyone type mission?
True.
Second of all?
Second of all, fuck you bitch.
I remember when he didn't see the obvious timer on that decision.
I want to...
Dude!
Pardon me!
Okay, I looked over a chat.
I wanted to have a fun little chat back and forth.
It was probably the most interesting like, decision to be made in the game actually.
You know, pardon me for wanting to talk to Twitch chat, but like, oh man, which one do
you think it is, you know what I mean?
The chat is this L or W. I'm picking W. The QT and A20 were so few and far between that
you didn't have a chance to get the hang of it until, uh, yeah. They definitely ambush
shoot in that game. I don't think it's bad.
We gotta make a syringe and put it away.
permission to get hyped for the upcoming 14 expansion?
Well, the shit don't come out for like half a year.
Lol he thinks it's only half a year, I mean I don't know the exact date.
I really like the Shadowbringer story.
Welcome to Hawke's Bay. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area. Watch your step. They're on high alert
It's not going to be easy
Dude what a good ass like I don't know man
It was so good. It was so good. I teared up at the animal. I'm ngl bros. I'm ngl bros
You even cry when you met the bit dude
Man, I wasn't like like weeping but it was like
Dude, she's she's been there the whole time dude the whole time from the beginning dude
I like that mid-cell too, of course.
The voice actor for Emmett was really good.
the dialogue. Contrary to popular belief, whoever like translates or writes the English
for 14 is like pretty well-written too you me a me a me a
Come on guys, let's get a move on shall we?
Don't care.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Well done 47, this will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
My points?
I've heard I had perfect shooter.
He took an accurate pistol for what?
I don't have a silent pistol, you don't.
I gotta give someone the jab.
Who's my next victim?
Target spotted.
Target spotted.
Yeah, that's what I would have done.
That's the technique.
That's the technique.
Well, yeah, probably should have a surveyed the terrain there.
We cannot do no firearms here because we are going to be using a dark gun probably.
Unfortunate
A dart gun at dark
We now know the current whereabouts of the syndicate leader
I've provided you with new intel
But that should away
where's my katana we lost it it was a it was a very there's very hard-fought
battle we killed many men but unfortunately in the end we were
overwhelmed in dimension 102
You didn't lose shit. No, it was our katana. You didn't want to share the gold katana with me, dude
I'm a deputy deputy. We're probably gonna get the fucking party by the way
Pick it up
You have a crystal one and it's cursed?
I also had a cursed blade.
You're not special.
Straight dropped a new album tonight, are you listening to it?
Yeah, man.
What's the emote where the guy is like looking around?
The SpongeBob character?
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, that one.
POV.
You're a Drake fan listening to that, making sure no one else can see.
Hehehe, where is he? Hehehehe
You made that emote? He dead?
I remember dude
A member?
The Mach 5, extra 7
Oh nice
is currently operating in the area.
However, we have very little intel on their identity.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
To help you, we have the following information.
They are attending a secret meeting.
We also know that they have black hair.
They are sporting a tattoo.
They are wearing glasses and wearing a hat.
Furthermore, your target suffers from dehydration
and they smoke.
I hope this will help.
Burnt is the point, 47.
Good luck.
Thank you.
of
That is a tattoo.
Dark Forest Theory makes for seven.
You guys remember the Black Forest map in the Age of Empires 2?
Classic.
Woke up next or something?
El Clasico.
Okay, maybe the party would have been better.
We need a, uh, like a waiter soon.
Like this guy's right here.
Dude, they're twins.
Okay, go right.
Go right.
Ah
I'm gonna go check it out.
Yeah.
I
Okay
Oh, no.
I can't use the- Oh, no.
where where it's a distance to exit zero but they're not near any exits the car this
right here. How do we get out? How do we get out of here? Oh my god, so intense. Bro,
He was right at the exit.
Man...
Man...
Calling out to Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me.
go for it
We're so fucking dead by the way
What?
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I wanted the, uh, the Assassin's Pistol and have one.
It doesn't matter if we die, we only lose that, uh, Assassin's Pistol.
I want to die anyway in that situation so I can gamble the money I start with.
There was a bold attempt for his own.
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so much next.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Gambling time it is!
Hmm!
When big I must!
That was nothing.
hmm that's enough to put us in the 4k range
thanks rockstar guy thank you man that was awesome thank you
Not only Rockstar guy, actual John Souls.
I'm forgetting something.
It's him!
Let's assume that was a real message, okay?
What inspires someone to do that?
Two thanks.
Meem meem meem meem.
Spy?
Oh fair fair.
Pure rage.
Gunswerkers.
Get off on breaking NDAs!
Wasn't there already a GTA 6 trailer?
A bomb, I must craft.
I need this dub, boys.
You seen any abiotic factor?
Hasn't that game been out?
Never freaking played it.
Is that the Half-Life game?
Ran like ass on your PC fucking lumen. Wait, what's lumen?
Started as a Half-Life mod, and now it's just Half-Life 5-ish.
Lumen D's nuts.
I don't think that was a D's nuts, guys.
I don't think it was the company from Severance.
I mean, I'm simply using the context losing.
No, you did not get my ass.
Dude, the only reason this coke bottle could be sticky is that the plastic has begun to
degrade, right?
And honestly, it's kind of flat.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away.
Be careful, 47. And most of all, good luck.
Not good, man. Not good.
Go over there you must.
What's going on?
A second baseball there was!
Uhhh...
Okay! One down, not bad, not bad.
You have no idea how bad I am to see the mothers of the night, you know.
Oh no, he's one of the guards in the guard pair, dude.
The dirty duo, man.
This guy moves.
I'm gonna have to take you out, buddy.
The old pal?
Hides?
Hmm
Hmm
Get back to the safe house, I'll be what horseman are you doing there?
dude don't snitch come on man you don't don't do it
check it out
What are you doing?
It's in the air dude, look!
My first plan was actually to trank that guy, but I think he would have seen me kill the
lady anyway, so.
Whoops.
We gotta lock the FN, dude.
We're gonna lock the fuckers.
I should have died.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me.
It's time to deadlock him.
I don't like Columbia. Columbia sucks.
Dude, we are not doing something like that in Colorado.
Let's bring the Coop Green.
the god gamer would I just don't know the map dude I just I simply doth not
although it's it's just regular silent assassin so we can at least use a disguise
so maybe it's not the worst but it doth not matter we're getting a third
swing at Dartmar? I think this is the one. Yeah, Moon, it's the one. I think so too.
Oh, thanks, man.
Wait, who was that?
That was so weird.
Weird.
I need my luck.
Whoa.
That just fucking teleported.
I'm trippin balls maybe I blacked out
Make a niche for ship
Been bowling lately. No, I want to start again
Pulling the perfect fat guy scored
Holy
Darts is?
Dude, bowling is a sport. Shut up.
You know fat guy's good at golf. You don't know John Daly, dude. Stop pretending.
Every time this guy in chat, every day. Oh, I know John Daly. Oh, I know John Daly. Oh, big fucking deal.
It's in we sports there for it is a sport. Yep, you got owned
It was John Daly
He's some guy who scientifically shouldn't be good at golf
Box top six was over I
Saw that like an analysis of like his golf swing like everything about it was wrong
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
But I still smash them and eliminate them. However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, 47.
Alrighty, third time's a charm, fellas.
brick top three sharks hmm hammerhead uh i'm gonna go great white great white
uh jackie chan oh shit
fuck
Go over here you must.
Inspect the bushes.
You must.
scared the fuck out of me holy shit
mama mia
wait not yet
Oh, it's this mother.
Okay, but we know where the medic poison is.
He's okay.
Brick.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
There's all the groceries around you.
They have some of the delivery fee.
Or a napkin.
Sure, yourself.
Can you have a...
No.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
More piano, Sawyer.
Yes, Jeeps.
Always more piano.
Very good, Sawyer.
We can't kill that guy, oh my god, I'm so glad I missed.
Uh oh.
Oh no, we got the Coopery.
Uh-oh. Oh no, we got the Coopery.
Quit drinking your fucking tea, get back to work, goddammit.
So, what do you think of the infusion?
Is there a lot to see to it or in good time, I think?
He had, like, all the positions on the ground, but he was such a gentleman.
In and out, baby.
Yes, hi Cassie, it's me again. Edward. But I know I'm not supposed to leafy messages
and this is the last time I promise. It's just, I don't know about the hand of this
whole situation. I don't think I can read them. I can't do my legs. My eyes are not
I'm working properly. This flicker thing again.
You can't tell anyone.
But one of the things is I've been asked to perform the eulogy at the funeral...
Oh, sorry. Gotta run. Sorry.
You can't tell anyone.
But one of the things is I've been asked to perform the eulogy at the funeral...
Ah, gotta go. Sorry. Ah, stop calling.
You can't tell anyone.
Sorry. Gotta run. Sorry.
You can't tell anyone.
But one of the things is I've been asked...
Ah, gotta go. Sorry. Ah, stop calling.
You can't tell anyone
But one of the things is I've been asked to perform the eulogy at the funeral event tomorrow
I don't think so unbelievable
But even though matter is still alive. We still have to go through with the funeral. I have to sorry
I've got a run. Sorry. I have to write the eulogy. I
Don't think I turn. Oh, gotta go. Sorry. I'll stop calling. I have to write the eulogy. I
don't think I turn
She would definitely want to read it and I don't know
Where's the other person?
Made.
Hmm, that was a long phone call.
I'm sure you're parched afterwards.
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha! My witch is bru!
Hahahaha!
Shit yourself!
No, this is definitely bad.
Nope, let's get away.
Oh my god.
Yeah, watch out for that.
Hey!
Hey!
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Ain't no one ran that eulogy now, bitch!
Hmm, almost lost.
XD.
So...
What?
Yes.
Go over to that window.
Hehehehe.
You fucking... oh never mind.
This is sus.
sound but let's leave it well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the
syndicate get back to the safe house I'll be in touch
got a ski dantle fella oh no I got a poison that guard I can't do that
toilet smells bad FYI wash tell the mistress of the house I'm taking the
rest the day off. You're right governor mate. Bubbaaars!
Actually mate, I forgot me chips upstairs bro. I'll be back.
Dude, I actually don't know where it is.
I
Hmm
I
This is a restricted area, I can't let you through gotta move on buddy. Oh
I
Remember remember
Remember remember
I
Know you don't turn to the safe house collect yourself. It's a fucking shirt man
No, no, no, no.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Oh!
Powerful.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
The funniest thing about that is that the cameras are now stares.
Wait, is it in that room that you can- it's like right next to the window room that you
jump in?
Fuck, dude.
I thought it was where those two guards were, behind those two guards.
Nooooo!
Dude, how come you guys didn't tell me?
That was a bold attempt, 47.
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding, knowing you.
I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
It's your fault, not mine.
Bam bam, bam bam, bam bam.
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew.
Oh, god.
No.
Get a little lower.
What's up?
Has ever heard of Lowrider before?
Hmm, don't need that.
George Lopez showed theme song.
Really?
How do you know that?
I've seen clips of George Lopez show these guys, but Dick, he's a dick.
You woke up to that song every day.
Did they show it before school?
That sucks for them.
How many targets?
Two.
I'm going to make me lethal boys in my life.
I'm going to put a 250k on down, so please don't do a miraculous lock-in out of nowhere.
You know you will lose.
George Lopez sat on his balls numerous times.
Was that a George Lopez show gag?
Him constantly sitting on his balls.
And he go, whoa, wee, yeah, ouch.
Wait, I made it.
Geez, I'm dumb.
The blind guard actually meant there was one blind guard
in the level, he had to find them.
How come they didn't add any additional context though?
They're like, blind guard, you know what to do.
You know what must be done.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um.
Yeah, I'm thinking I got to kill that guy.
I think we're good.
I do not have a flashbang, but we'll get by.
Safe journey, 47.
V-Bat 6 for some reason is going to play Forza Horizon 6 when it releases.
I mean, I've never played a Forza game before, so probably not.
Probably not, mate.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best
Oh, where's my fucking invite?
They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
You know what to do
I got a win. I got a win
Where's the other person oh
No
Welcome to Veneda Yates, sir.
May I see your indication, please?
Why, yes.
Gracias, señor.
Enjoy the party.
The constant works in mysterious ways.
They just don't get his fascination.
Me, me, me, me, me, shut up nerd.
Okay, they get pricked.
Hmm, we got a couple of legal stuff on us, not good.
bomb bomb bomb bomb
why
hmm I think we got a syringe this guy
may have
got him do do do do
do
wow
what was that dude I don't know hello someone there hello oh what the hell was
that choke jutsu form of waiter
Where's my baseball found it now we drop our gun and we drop our explosive that we brought
Is the detonator, nope, detonator not suspicious.
Don't touch my dear, please.
Uh, you wanna have a look?
Don't worry.
What seems wrong, 57? You've spread fear in the syndicate.
I had to make room for mercenary too, yeah.
Do not watch it! Do not watch it! Do not watch it! Do not watch it!
Uh oh!
Isn't there a way to climb on that?
I got to get my gun back.
You got what you got need anything thanks trash poopy garbage poopy garbage you know you know
I don't know where to find me.
I'm not poor.
Aw, shoot up. Alright.
Well, we're running back.
At least it's a beautiful day in Argentina, huh?
Look at the water.
Look at the houseboat.
Look at the security camera.
Wow.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Yippee!
Alright, one more fella to get.
I don't know, you probably keep something weird inside.
Weird?
Like how?
All my clients have kept something weird in their face.
Especially when it's a basement thing.
This place is chaotic. We must be careful.
Hmm.
hmm
we might have a possible situation they do
you think this explosive kills that guy?
Hmm
Don't worry be happy
Who is he gonna be?
Syndicate member eliminated. Now dumb, 47. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Alrighty.
They found the Poop Drawer.
Why does the fear have a
impressive work you did back there I'm ready when you've prepped the next
assignment are you guys can finish that one finish my sentence okay
Hmm, definitely not Japan.
Oh god, we killin' folks today.
murdering task. Welcome to Miami. Hmm. We put this away. We got 5k. Should we gamble?
Nah, we haven't done that for a Dark Eye until it was up.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!
Remember when we got too close to that guard on the rock, haven't you said, please get
away from me before I make a homophobic joke?
How do you blind guards?
It's like flashbangs and shit.
Why is that funny?
It's because it's outlandish.
Absolutely outlandish.
Do you understand the concept of absurdity?
Explain? Dude, go ask Brock, bitch!
I ain't wasting my breath on you. Go burn!
Go use one one hundredth of a river or some shit with your AI career.
I don't fuck.
Or the guard calling you to stop your chokehold by calling it a very specific kind of chokehold.
I never heard that one.
I think we're good.
I mean, I've heard it, but I didn't register.
Maybe I've just forgotten.
Maybe I'm stupid.
Maybe I'm a stupid bitch.
Stop your lateral vascular chokehold.
Oh.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Oh.
I could kill everyone in this building if I wanted to and I probably will.
Wait here. You hear gunshots run like crazy.
Uh, don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
Okay. Really?
How did he see me? He didn't even turn around.
You shut up blow up the spot
All right, what's going on?
How do we get this throw off?
I got yeah.
Yes.
What?
Okay. Okay, weird.
It's not weird, it's normal that people do this.
My chief was like not even the bodyguards come through here, so I'm really sorry, brilliant.
Did not ask.
Well, we can always do it to someone else.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Uh-oh.
He's here!
I
Was only over there
I gotta get out of here.
Oh god.
Skedaddles.
Looking at the beautiful fish just serene in their simple existence.
Makes the stress right out.
Dude, performative much?
Hey, what's up?
It's good.
Going in, okay?
What? Who are you?
I'm not sneaking. I'm a Charlie Oaks!
I just realized my game is actually like super lab.
Alright, we're back to normal volume.
How come no one said anything, man?
I dropped it by 25%.
People told you, you said it was okay?
No, they said the music was loud.
If someone had said, hey, the stream as a whole is much louder than it has been, that's
different.
Dude, you got a keyboard and a limited time to fucking smash them keys and hit Enterdue.
This guy shows that.
How do we get this guy in here?
Huh?
I moved.
I
Blast go men aside
What are you waiting for go come on chop chop. Yeah, how am I supposed to distract this guy?
We're clear
If he don't care man
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Gotta ski, Danil.
Mister Jason Portman.
Yes, you can change what?
He's come to the hospital.
A doctor will escort you.
I'm sorry, believer Chan.
Presses button to reverse ski lift.
Is there a reverse ski lift button, dude?
Good work back there.
The syndicate took a serious blow.
But there is still much work to get done.
Cooperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Why the fuck would I do that?
Good job, 47.
We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
Pearl Bar acquired, dude.
Put this shit away, we almost lost it.
I've provided you with new intel.
Thank you.
Okay we solved the syringe. I think we need more than one but we should make
another one so we can stack. I'm not wearing a sniper list by the way. Just so
we're clear. Let me be clear.
I have AI psychosis, but for non-AI-ridden video game characters.
So I have like normal character psychosis, is that what you're saying?
I have regular video game psychosis.
Does he feel like he's not going to call on camera if he doesn't believe it?
Yeah, you can delete the footage, I'm pretty sure, right?
Pretty sure.
There'll be that.
What the fuck, no?
Bosh?
Me when I'm British?
Hmm, mate.
That brekkie looks delicious.
Mom, can I have me forky and eat me brekkie then?
What do British people call forts?
Oops.
Spinly quad-stabber.
Mom, can I have me spinly quad-stabber, bruv?
I got me horizontal steel piece, but I ain't got me spinly quad-stabber, bruv.
you never call your mom bro dude I'm sure it's like an America kids be saying
Bruh, you know surely it is escalating in England or they're saying bruv more
It's like a
The balance must be maintaining
I'll be in touch when you heard your little brothers call your mother bro. Yeah
That's what I'm saying, dude.
Oh, that fucking McDonald's.
Popping them up.
We did it.
We have managed to locate the leader.
However, their identity is unknown, so to assist you, I have some intel that might help
you on your mission.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Nevertheless, we do know this, they are attending a secret meeting.
As for the description, we know that they have red hair, they are wearing glasses, they are wearing a necklace, and earrings.
We have further intel that the target has a sweet tooth, and they like to read, be it keeping up with the times or simply wanting to be inspired.
That's all I have for you at present. Don't disappoint, 47. Good luck.
Thank you, there's a guy directly on the other side of this door right now
Okay, let's see
Wait, hold up.
Nuh-uh.
Do we go for it?
I mean we can camp the entrance too.
of
Yeah, I don't understand it.
47, the target is trying to escape. Don't let that happen.
Man, yeah, I'm here now. It's all clear. It's over.
It's over.
There's the area!
I don't know how I can support you, but I got it!
Look at him! Right there!
Nope.
We got the other hand here.
One second. Your target's on this corner. Hurry!
Wait, is that it right there?
We'll get them next time boys.
Do I have anything valuable on this?
Not very valuable.
Dude.
We had to go for it here it rather appears we had to go look
I
Run past them really
Dude that was a juicy bomb was she in the stack of like three of them or whatever you know talking about
You know we thrown that bomb bros
They were at the janitor escape right beneath you as you failed your campaign 47
I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new
assignment when I've made her into a rooming killer silently because that's that's just not very swag
Okay, you got to understand big deal nice well back to the silent assassin factory
tomorrow fellas good stream Bob need to take one drill six for seven and eatin
chips rubbing nips six for seven yee-haw I see you tomorrow