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(volume fixed) today, we eliminate the Syndicate(s) (freelancer hardcore variation !mod)
05-15-2026 · 7h 09m
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So that's in Cataclystics for 7, they see it by Sean and Bard Launcher for 7.
Welcome to the Hitman's domain.
That's not wine by the way.
Feral loss on a rate today.
Trusubin refrains.
San Diego.
Trusubin, congratulations.
Uh, I got nothing.
Dysphere and high seed.
Trusubin.
Tonkatsu.
Trusubin.
I'm caught today for a little bit.
Reblo in Dustin Cody for a little bit.
Deepa Sweaty Pits, thanks for seven.
Dear God, it's me, your son.
we've been troubled. The enemy keeps detecting us. Tell me, Lord, what can I do to be unseen
in this world of detectives.
Why the fear have a deal?
comes most experts of it
in jeopardy and retry and satiric experts of it
six seven
and rustical experts of it and how we want it for seven
That was me in the song, by the way. Kiss anyone who's wondering.
Excuse me, Dorr.
He's going to read this.
Well now I am.
Can we get one Moon Moon stream where you're not intentionally annoying all night please
bro?
Why that chatter a bear?
He a bear with a dick, man.
Seemed that way.
I gotta make the vaccine. Hold on.
Was that hard? Was that cool?
Yeah, that was awesome. Thank you, man.
No one said that.
No witnesses.
Lots of weather. Liverpool FC will fire armed slot. This guy's last name is really slot.
Why?
Why his name that?
Hello trackpadden.
Zealopolis and Agent Moose and Quantus, thanks for subbing in the AZA and Cheeky, thanks
for subbing.
Wahoo!
Can I get Wahoo in the jet?
That is Wahoo World. Wahoo!
Yippee! Those are my shoes.
And Dr. Frick thinks for seven says Frick. As expected.
Can I close things for seven?
Lots of my city boys don't like lifted trucks very much
They they country no
You missed index sub I don't think I did however, thank you for seven and deck
He says I did not.
Oh, he did not, mate.
We're going to Japan.
You ready?
Welcome to Hokkaido.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But we're on high alert.
So it's a good thing they were sleeping late.
You know what to do, 47.
Come for a massage, I did.
Can we push anyone?
So where's this? Do we like to put acid in this?
I'm gonna need a guard stat.
You got a job?
You start tomorrow?
Ah!
Sorry, I just wasn't ready to read that.
This is my dealer.
This is my plug.
chill though gun I might just have what you need gun thanks oh no all right we're
gonna make some dodge more you know where to find me there's a safe let's
Let's go! That's a Mario clone.
Let's go! Wahoo!
I hear the chest, but I cannot see the chest.
What the hell is this?
Who are you?
No one.
I don't think this one very well posts.
I don't know if those are bullet proof.
No way
What they're gonna wait
Keep fall you're not a lot of people have witnessed us
Everything's going awry.
I tried to do bi chocolate at Dunkin' Donuts.
Dude, this is my room.
I can't go in.
What's going on?
Nothing.
How do we get in there?
Howdy
Excuse me excuse me
It's office nails, too. You should see her in the corner. She seems a bit
What?
He's high!
Oh, buddy.
Aw, man.
Oh, man.
How are we getting in this shit, by the way?
If we're in our default costume, does it work?
Oh no, we can go there.
Dude, chill.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Got his ass.
Damn.
We hit him with the rope or dope.
Um guys...
Pies?
Not far poop gun
Emerges I'm on your six command do you copy just found multiple
Hey money
All right, I forget how to get over there
Can I get Jason Portman to the entrance please thank you
I've done
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate no witnesses
Okay, some witnesses
So guys, mhm mhm mhm mhm.
Well well well.
Look who the Capdrag did.
closes door evilly
dude he's somber
it's me Jason Corbin
it's me Jason Corbin, I'm here for my appointment
I'm here for the penis and in lengthening surgery
uh-oh wait we're good
Howdy everyone, it's me, Jason Bateman.
Uh, we may have run into a small issue.
Yeah.
of the lessons. What kind of behavior is that? I would like to give her a piece of my mind.
Do I have another bomb now?
Genki deska to you.
Bella?
I need to become guard guard detective. I can't go in there. How are you? Oh, I'm good, man
Mr. Guard
Don't ever taught you any manners
Well, there it is
Look what you made me do.
He was pooping.
Okay, now he's snoozing.
Only 25 more witnesses to come.
I heard that.
Readings.
I can say typical, I guess.
You're not the one I seek. Turn around and leave this place.
I
Which maniac do you speak?
There you are. There is trouble.
Everyone calm down! What is going on here?
Wait.
This guy I just saw, I think he's bad news.
That's me.
That should do it. Thank you.
How did he get these same exact clothes?
You have everything you need.
Oh thank god! I need some help please.
God, this guy's such a fucking snitch man.
Oh, I got someone causing trouble.
I just eat like a basic gore derp
Wait, I know where there's a guard outfit
Right here
They just don't care
Howdy everyone, it's me, Jason Portman.
I really gotta use the bathroom.
Hiiiiiyaaaaaah!
Oh my god!
Oh a lot of fellows know us by our reputation of the murder
Run
In the town the service for silly
I'm in
I appreciate everything you do for us here.
Who's up there?
God?
Is that you?
Oh, that's for a poop, dar.
And you know what?
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Okay, for my sins.
Just come back if you need more.
in and out.
Shit yourself you must.
Get in the toilet, you go!
Keep the change.
I don't think that was the right one, minor.
I'm gonna be honest.
We need to find one more camera to shoot.
There's only 500, but we're almost done.
Bum-bum-meow!
Bum-bum-meow!
Camera located.
I need to be able to shoot this.
Sure.
Think about it and I'll get that.
What's up, dude?
Can I come back here?
Hello, sir.
I don't think I can hold this down for long.
Get yourself, you must.
Hmm.
He's completely normal.
Choose the correct ban for...
Oh, it's over for you.
Well played.
Oh, hey.
Will you stop?
Ah, shit.
Oh, my God.
Don't cry.
It would all be over soon.
Good evening.
There could be only one.
They're shooting!
Jocker leaks were subtle.
I got a murder on my mind.
Do you want to name that song?
It is most certainly not a Y-N-W-Belly song, I'm thinking.
Holy...
Who the fuck is this?
Please be safe.
Yippee!
Or maybe it is the song, hang on.
Yeah, that's it. I'm done.
the
Wait is this subwoofer slop guys?
I don't like this.
Is that weird?
Am I weird for that?
The Minecraft version clears.
I
Didn't lock hardcore that completely campaign I did I did complete it
of
the
of
the
I
Let me with sword with sharpies five. That's hard. That's actually
Bars
Hmm
How violent we get a fellas
You carry yourself well, sir
Thanks, man. Thank you. Anyway, come in here dude. Come in here. I got something to talk about
Why you little
Oh, come on, man!
Now I will serve the drinks.
Excuse me.
Wake up and morning I got my craft on a mine I'm just going to shoot this guy I don't
want to waste my story.
Perish, you must.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Hey, waiter!
Yeah?
You're not according here.
If I could stand by it for further information.
Dude, what just happened?
Hello?
Okay, here's the bug.
The game has corrected itself.
Ooh, is that Kai?
After I heard Kai's analogy, I just couldn't help myself.
I went and picked up Harry Potter, the Trilogy.
Well, fuck am I.
do not get caught on camera 500m destroy surveillance report are a pop for
throws it to chat
of
my eyes got this
from her me me me where the fuck was that key card
and then it got so stuck in my head man
My god, my god, my god, my god, my god.
Is this supposed to be in here? Am I dumb?
Play it. I already closed it.
I hope it wasn't disgusting.
No, it's just stupid.
Someone left their wallet in their pockets.
And it had at least a couple of thousand bucks.
Why don't people check their pockets before sending them to the Lord?
The key card's not here.
No.
Or K.
you guys want to die yeah cool it's perishing time fellow
everyone around you collapses
Sorry, mate. Your time is up. Was that cool? I was trying to even sound like a...
There's only a British guy that robs people.
Were they called?
Highwaymen?
Oh my God!
Hey!
Somebody wanna help us out over here!
I just saw a guy taking a nap in his boxes over there!
Roderman.
Yeah!
I'm a Roderman.
What is wrong with you?
Listen to me!
Oi mate!
Let me run them pockets, bro.
What you got?
What'd you got?
Hi.
You need anything?
I'm sure I've got it.
That price.
The inventory.
Rough?
I am.
Mmm.
I think we get this.
Take care now.
Don't be a stranger.
You're like really good at accents.
Yeah, I try.
Damn, she did not give a fuck.
So where's the key on this variation, then?
The concept of a crowbar being one used from being destroyed is actually so insane if you
think about it.
is that are the cameras on you
Guys, this isn't a bomb, right?
Yeah, we'll buy them.
Hiya!
Aww.
Hiya!
Hiya!
Come on, come on, come on!
Delta on point! Bravo! Cover is six!
Yeah, yeah!
We have a situation here?
This is not a drill! We have a situation!
If you see anything, let me know!
Understood!
Rise and shine! This time it's for real!
As opposed to the other time question?
I got no clue where to get a key, boys. I'm gonna be honest.
Maybe the place ain't locked up right now.
Yeah, but...
Oh, no. Wait, hold up.
It is unlocked, I think.
Hmm. Yeah, they're doing cleaning. Dude, it's closing time. I've been in the sleep of the
mission, dude. Closing time. I should make video games.
Well...
Omewa Motion Deiru.
Did no one care? I guess not.
Really? That's all you could give us, dude?
Where's the fucking camera, dude?
Katana on the bed. Wait, what?
That's a fucking Tanto!
This is dwarf Katana.
It's not the same thing, dude.
Hmm.
Is literally not the same thing.
What's the difference?
Tanto was what they would use in medieval Japan to get through the plate armor of their
opponents.
Dude, where is the fucking camera system?
Not a weeaboo.
I just know history, dude.
I'm a bit of a history guy.
I follow a Donald Trump AI history retelling YouTube.
He just reads Wikipedia articles, but he sounds so cool.
Well, he reads Wikipedia articles in quotes.
Ha ha ha.
They've been carefully vetted.
Do not offend me.
Ha ha ha.
Grog Wikipedia.
Where's the fucking camera?
Where's the fucking camera?
One floor down.
Hmm...
Uh-oh.
Don't look at me.
I'm carrying that much contraband right now.
Damn, they converted this shit.
Welp, guess who's getting knocked out.
It's you guys.
Maybe not.
Wicked Delight 6 for 7.
I got Minecraft on my mind.
She'll be the baby do be do boo do be do boo
What are we going to do with you guys?
I
Way I know to do I make him shit himself
Area is clear over
I
What are you waiting
got a blast
dude I'm just a guy man I'm just a very uncool guy who's a GTFO in right now
I forgot we haven't killed everyone and you're supposed to keep me safe
good day to you sir good day
Okay.
Um, guys?
Syndicate member eliminated, I have done my best to save you.
Get back to the saviors, I'll be in touch.
That was cool, thanks Billy Duffoo.
I'm the melon man.
Yamo sir, thanks for sub it.
Inzander's thanks for sub it.
Wickel Delight's thanks for sub it.
Peter Scotch Accent's force.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment
Was I good well done 47 we now know the current whereabouts of the syndicate leader
We're not gonna do silence ass on the finale here, but we totally can though
I've provided you with new intel
I'm gonna do it
I believe in myself, believe in the me that believes in me, which is me.
I'm that guy.
And for lethal syringe number three and four.
Showdown Mendoza, Silent Assassin, PEPW.
What's wrong with that?
I think this map is not easy, but it's not hard.
Mushroom.
Can I ward off your flu with some Scottish magic?
We haven't developed anything for the Honto virus yet.
I have an idea though.
I have an idea, Chad.
Okay.
I'm going to gamble these mercies.
And if I win, then you're not going to lose the 40% Honda virus death rate, okay?
Ooh, GZ!
Alright, we got four fucking surrogans!
Okay!
I don't need this SMG.
Meow meow meow.
Family tree maker.
I like how they scream when I walk past it.
That's cool.
I don't have anything to throw, but we should be okay.
We'll find some.
They call them Bill Fizer, that's the right chatter.
They call them Moderna Moon.
I got two dogs.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina.
Good work, 47.
We've finally tracked down the syndicate.
Oh, I can't see anything else.
Brother Necklace?
I cannot tell if she has earring on.
It's her? Bro, if it's not her, I lose.
We gotta find a, uh, uh, costume.
There's got to be a better way to go on, hang on.
Hmm.
Is this lavender?
That guy smells so good in that field holy.
Holy f***.
Me and my best friend fish.
Me and my best friend.
Come over here and see what that was, coward.
Why that fit have a diff?
Working I dude I don't know where I get I don't want to get rid of any of these guys
because it seems like they wander through the bushes.
Let's just get to the party.
Wait.
I have to run past them to get out of here.
Bottom.
Um, guys, wait, what's this?
I got a brick.
Brace of brick just went up.
Dude, I mean like you know how annoying it is to get clay and fucking
Minecraft
Of course that shit's expensive, dude
Help me please.
You're a cultured guy, Rhett.
You know how to...
That's just a fucking loser, man.
I'm sorry!
Yeah, let's go, man.
I'm walking man Jesus
that was really nice honestly that guy was gonna chill he was chill
Well, what can you do?
What can you do?
Do not type win.
Brick.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Mm-mm
It was the sound of that being dragged on the pavement so realistic dude
They'll never know why the guard post killer came to this
Illuminati party but they will remember his calling card the four-man pile
let's get the hell out of here
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
That's a stupid loo!
Actually didn't think that would have collision.
The chatter told me about that like a week ago.
I never had the chance to do it.
I wonder how big that we can make the pile.
As you failed your campaign, 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Why is it that when I say stop shopping he's like, yeah I think I'm gonna chop one last
one the fuck you need.
I am in control of you.
I think what I'll miss most is my four lethal syringes.
I almost had five.
Which would have made me the Exodia forcibly vaccinating people.
You made a big pile last night?
That's awesome, man. Of what?
Oh.
Change the garden to grapes?
Dude, blood thinks we're in Italy.
We're like Luxembourg or some shit.
the bomb. If you're doing a silent showdown, don't you technically only need one syringe?
So if I drop my extra syringes, doesn't it like not store all of them? Like I have to
keep them on me, right? Like if I have four and select drop, it only stores one, I think.
This is why I had them all on me.
I was lethal injection stack.
What do you think the lethal poison smells like?
I bet it smells like a,
like cherry medicine dude.
So good.
Dry erase marker?
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh!
We only got three on, we only got three on Whittleton Creek, boys.
I'll do it.
It's the first mission, dude. Plus, I mean, it's gonna be so much extra cash when we complete it.
I'm gonna need this.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
But here is he locked in or not, so I know what to predict.
Hmmmm.
Locked out.
Let me in.
Let me in.
Let me in.
Let me in!
Open the door!
Let me in! Let me in! Open the door!
I'm gonna get some more coffee as well.
In the mean while enjoy the dulcet meditative mental tones of Yoda, the younger.
Can you ask the mods to add...
OTAG?
It's already in.
Here we go.
Greetings!
Greetings!
I don't know why the FID has a dick, it is probably because it is biologically male.
Okay, so why does FID not have a deer then?
Riddle me that, scientist.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Propane target located it's propane time
Where you going
I'm not going to stop, but I'm going to stop.
Yeah.
Not again.
That's just irritating.
I need help.
Someone please help me.
No one help her.
Um guys it says compromise, but I don't think she saw me
What do we do?
return to the safe house collect yourself oh man guys it's not as bad as it looks
what the hell stupid ass cop fuck man the propane tank explode radius not as big as
as I thought it was.
Well, I think the bus is about to leave, so let's catch the bus, shall we?
I guess I'm in America, huh?
Welcome to America!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Fishmoly. Fishmoly.
Why he got that, man?
Oh my god.
Oh, I got this.
Okay. Oh man.
Why he got this?
Um, sure.
Mmm.
I'm thinking this is the one.
You need to play the game with Russian AI songs again.
Wait, which Russian AI songs?
Blyat.
Oh, the trucking game.
The one where we had sex with that hooker, and then we got left in the middle of the
apocalyptic desert with a brick of ash and a bicycle with a cart on the back.
And then we got chased by the dogs, and I had to stand my ground with a pocket knife.
No, I won't.
Back.
Damn.
It's not my fault the road ended.
I was out of options.
No, I won't back down.
If standing aground means chasing them while they chasing them down while they run away, they were chasing me.
I had no choice, I did what had to be done.
Do we still have the Collector's Trank gun?
Any knowers in shot?
I heard it won't flush you down, no.
May.
One.
Vaccine.
Two.
Vaccine.
Yippee!
I'm not a double-check.
Minus 30k. It's no problem. I'm not upset about that.
Have a good trip, 47.
Spinning six for seven. Damage control takes for one year. Oh, yeah!
Welcome to Whittleton Creek. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down.
But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy. Be careful 47.
Why was I digging through the fucking trash?
Hello? Hello?
Hello. Hello. Ah, yes.
In the room you go, buddy.
We should get the serial killer outfit.
That'd be cool.
Hmm.
Syndicate member eliminated.
I'm done.
I gotta use my gun anyway, it doesn't matter.
What do I need to blow up this propane tank?
A doi?
Freaking dope.
fellow cop detected oh shit he's he's a little susserino right now I will say
Really?
Okay.
Ain't no fuckin' way, dude.
Aw, come on, man!
Keep it sh-tippin'.
Well, don't shoot, son.
This will surely give low to the syndicate.
Fuckin' blowing up!
I wish you got like bonus points for like RP walking away and shit.
Although I guess it's not very in character for me to be calmly walking away as something
explodes directly next to me.
I feel like, oh my god, no!
Okay, and there's a safe upstairs? I don't know if we can get up that. That place is
jam-packed with bad guys.
We got there, boys.
Hurry!
Before he turns around!
I'm in.
What are these guys doing down there?
Hmm?
Did they perhaps hear the gunshots, yeah?
Weird?
Aha!
Okay, you guys can calm down now, nothing's happening.
Sweet.
This guy's driving a German car.
I don't care. Syndicate scum.
Egg boy and no length relics or something?
Um, but dumb, but dumb, bum.
Oh yeah, we gotta get to the basement from the outside.
I forget it's different for us.
Oh man.
Wait, but I work here. Everything's chill.
Um, guys...
Hmm...
Uh, we need a crowbar.
There's a little bit of it.
Is there an end to this mod, or are you just trying to do better on missions?
Uh, there's an end.
Basement's connected on this map.
Reels?
That's okay, we're gonna get crowbar.
Football!
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
Reveal thyself. Located.
I forget where the surveillance is.
Is the crowbar sticking out of that tractor on the road?
What the hell?
Who did this?
me smile that's a crime I don't know why you're fucking smiling about it I already
had a crowbar? Yeah, I just picked one up.
Hi-yah!
It's gonna be hard to bust this door open because they're gonna be like what the hell
Really?
What the hell yante was that?
Move bitch.
Okay.
They did not react to that. That's crazy.
I
Have an idea
There's no way. Dude, I was gonna grab him around the corner and choke him out, man.
What?
Ah!
Ah!
We've got nothing out in the corridor.
I've got nothing on the corridor.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom.
I got a bill.
Mr. Splinter needs me.
We think it smells like down there, dude.
How unfortunate.
It'd rather replace if you run off luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I couldn't fucking grab him, we're on the fucking corner dude, that's so fucked up.
MAN!
Shut up.
I'm dark Yoda now, we're evil.
I don't want to do any of this.
Other Japanese swords and knives will also count.
2000? Eh, whatever.
Tanto.
Let's get a Miami.
I want this.
Inb4 Boat?
I hate the Boat!
Light Saber mod when? Dude, I guarantee there's zero human beings modding this game right now, higher-L.
I need me bomb.
Bomb but...
only you play this game oh yeah Chris playing the games the same spotting it
yeah
that's you by the way
that's you by the way that's you by the way not me
got him good yeah so what I did basically is I used a voice to be me
sound done and I said that's you by the way
no I'm not still doing it now I stopped I don't know why you get that
I got ship 47.
Sharpest and bumble-braindalicks for 7.
I ceased.
Do it again, I didn't understand it.
Booby-dooby-dooboo, booby-doopoo.
Booby-boop!
Booby-boop!
Welcome to Miami.
You have intel that the syndicate has accepted me.
I gotta listen to the song, guys.
it's stabbing time whoa
What?
You know what? That guy tried to join us.
So now that I'm used to the breakdown, welcome to Miami!
of
you want
to be
a real
Oh man, I'm gonna beat to the break up down.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Anyone copy?
What the?
We have a situation.
Sign this.
Please help.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Ah.
47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
Security looking Halitite today, keeping it real, what?
What the hell what we're clear
I'm done.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, Fortress 7.
classic dude has there ever been a more a better night course on by the way
I think... yeah...
Greetings! By marijuana for me. You wish?
Don't walk away from me.
Excellent work, 47. You have a great fear within the synchrate.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
That's even the trash
Shoot me bro, shoot me bro. Dude, you're just a mall cop to me bro. Get a real job. Come on, man
I got a story for you.
I'm sorry, Skatman.
I'm sorry, Skatman.
should make fun of Sutter's dude.
I'm sorry, dude.
Are you really going to hurt our chances of getting into Scatman's?
I'm going to go there.
me when John Scatman says have you ever made fun of someone with a stutter at the pearly
gates and I say no and he's like oh really and then he pulls up that clip yikes
Oh, it's a deep bake!
Oh yeah, that's a good shot actually.
He was like, what's that?
Because he's been dead for so long?
Easy peasy.
Let's hope we get some easy targets, not ones that like to roam in the market.
Those are the worst ones.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow.
Hit him with the fey joke and you're back in. Wait, which one though?
Why don't fey have a dig?
And then like look him in the eyes and like nod a little bit.
Heh heh heh.
I think you win. Yeah, you earned it. You earned it. Get in here, dude.
I'll be in touch. Here, reach your destination.
I'm just telling you, Saint Peter, you've been set up by a deep faking, just except
unless you haven't.
See, that's the thing, right?
He's a boomer.
And they're always fooled, man.
Intel tells us that the office of syndicateman was a currently in the area.
Take them down and do what you do best.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Godspeed, Forty-Six.
What the hell is going on in there?
What the fuck?
Bobblebee Bobblebee Bobblebee Bobblebee Bobblebee
Now this guy is on top of this building.
How do I even get up there?
Is the Jean-Claude Van Damme mission?
Uh, right here.
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me.
Stairs.
Tripwire mine.
Is this shit made out of bamboo?
I don't want to climb this.
Well, well, well, looks like there is a considerable amount of people here.
How come that believer said minus 250k?
Hey look, it's easy peasy!
Look he's walking!
Ayo!
I know what we do, we shove him.
But we could get the plus $1,000 reduced if we kill near the box.
Oh, god, the drones.
Those can't be practical, dude.
My hands are starting to hurt.
All right, Hail Mary.
Oh no, it's gone.
guys
I advise you make the correct move here, fool.
47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
We're on the Rousey's fighting tomorrow, that's cool, man
Anything else
What else you got?
How about hello?
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me.
The safe is on this floor.
wooooo
keep it stepping bitch i wouldn't say it to a face though
mm
pop-o-p and there's no one in here no one wants any afternoon food you mind if I
use my camera yeah
I'm starving
for blood
he did not see that coming
well we only got one thing to throw
I kind of need this chef outfit
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me.
It's the good fortune cat.
But is it good fortune for me or for them because I'm spending money at their restaurant?
It's just not fair.
Wow.
Dude, that's...
So weird what just happened?
First day on the job, baby my hey there you can go right thanks. I work here
Where's the final piece supposed to focus?
When the kitchen, use the train station.
Find your thing and send it.
Use your eye and focus your mind on a question moment in the paper.
That's what I do.
Easy peasy, baby.
And now, our two-minute shift is over.
Wait, it's not illegal for me to be here.
I'm just being weird.
Oh my god.
Okay, we're hearing gunshots.
Pop, bo, beep, bo, pop, ba, da, pop, ba, pop, bo, beep.
How do we get down there?
I believe that's the next floor.
Great.
Wait.
I didn't lose to him this ass.
I'm a fucking loser!
You need anything?
Dark gun.
I...
I never dark gun.
If you need anything else...
You know where to find me.
Access granted.
Access granted.
That's a lot of bodies.
I'm not vibing with that low key on it.
Ooh, what the hell?
Has everyone noticed that in the word dongle, it has the word dong?
Yeah.
Mmmmmmmm.
I've been...
...tongue...
...like penis.
Hehehe.
Uhhhh...
What do we got here?
Jeez!
I'm a hand friend.
Welcome to Yoda's world!
explosive guffaw!
We got a tier 3 dongle rune dude.
I think our last target is a very important person in this particular variation.
Where's the fucking camera?
Oh.
It's not moving!
Nor is this one.
hmm it's just it's it's not worth a fuck I don't know where the surveillance
This equipment is.
Ehhhhhhh.
Turn around.
Turn around big.
Happy Jean-Claude Van Damme?
That would be cool!
It's my turn to be Jean-Claude.
Holy!
I don't know what to do with it.
Bop-o-peep.
Hey, is anyone here?
Nope.
This day is really not turning out to be the best day.
Oh fuck, will they see me?
Yeah
We got to rethink our strategy
Can you hear this
Will she see the coin up here
Hmm. What the heck?
What's going on? Show yourself. No.
Guy should see the coin. Hmm. Plan B. Huh? Is that those bloody idiots living around?
Oh, this is actually happening. How many bloody times?
Oh, I should have won one. It's not good enough.
Uh-oh.
We'll get her on the way back you don't want coin but it's cool
Oh man, we gotta bring her further back.
Hmm.
What the?
Is anyone there?
No.
Who did that?
I use...
Pfizer Flash!
I have a taste of your own medicine, Dr. Kavorkin.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Okay. Where's the cameras at?
I didn't like the speck-offs. I almost made it.
Did not ask, dude.
Upstairs sent me to deal with this failure.
Oh.
It's not a failure. He's sweet.
Look at him dancing. He's just so happy.
Yeah, he is so cute.
Monofilon, I'll stand back.
I'll get the door for you.
Oh, God.
I don't think I can look.
Bye-bye, little Munchkin.
I'll miss you.
I'm not going to look.
You're right in my face, right now.
a lot of tier three access dongles laying around
one of our targets is one of these clones one time by the way we snagged
him. It was cool. He went blah blah blah because he's in the water. Where's the fucking cameras, dude?
What kind of... Oh, about a...
Well, well, well.
Wait, why can I interact with this glass?
Who the fuck is this? Who are you?
Security protocol overruled.
He's not mogging me.
I'm letting him do this.
I'm not choking him because he mod me.
Well, I guess he could say...
Bob-O-Beep.
Let's get the hell out of here.
It's time to re-RTV.
I shouldn't do that.
I unlocked this?
I'm out of here!
Mmm!
Good job not killing random people, I know I took restraint.
I don't know what you're implying by saying that.
Tell me something even though-
Good work back there.
The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Don't move!
Okay, we can't do a ranger meeting.
Eliminate during tell is kind of tight.
Uh, honestly, let's do eliminate during tell.
I like that.
Miam, miam, miam, miam.
We gotta get rid of this gun.
not accurate. The delay during escaping is easiest, so in theory it is easy. Okay, but
if I get 360 no scope by any of these like three assassins, there'll be the giant blob
of people escaping that I die instantly, so...
Do you know what I am saying, Chatur?
Where's the nail?
Found it.
You put in any of the ANNO games?
Eto.
No, I haven't.
There's no one to take less than 1800, right?
Like the ironclads and shit?
Yeah, I know games, dude, you know one day I hope 40 years from now, dude, I'll be a video
game sage.
People are like, what were games like?
What were games like back in the day?
Well, well, you see, uh, I don't think we need this.
I don't think we need the crop, the crowbar.
I'm gonna be honest.
You see!
Kids!
What are you getting for like, Pokemon?
The Deloak Putty!
Good job, 47.
We now know the Central Leaders current location.
We actually cannot.
I mean, we can do only one disguise.
I've provided you with new intel.
Have a good trip, 47.
What's the dance is all about?
You see?
Blah blah blah.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
Good work, 47.
We've finally tracked down the syndicate leader's whereabouts.
Target squad.
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target, so you'll have to do some recon.
It looks like everyone is outside.
This is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful. On the other hand, we do know this.
As for the little identification we have on them, we know that they have brown hair.
They are wearing earrings, they are wearing necklaces, and glasses. We have further
intel that informs us that the target is a smoker, and they see themselves-
Is that blonde?
Nose as a foodie that's all I have for you a present be careful 47 and most of all
Is that hair or is he bald is it brown?
What the fuck?
Okay, he's got allergies.
Network's down.
I wish I had like a waiter outfit dude, that would be sweet.
do we do what?
Red hair.
Um, dude the night time Mabs man, this is fucking cancer dude.
Oh, I can't bug and see you
Let's see
Let's look at the wrong guy
the fuck should come from the leaves
Oh god.
Oh I need an outfit stat.
That's what I was trying to ask.
Yeah, it looked like she got up out of the leaves.
What about that?
Come up out the leaves like a baby dolphin.
I can't tell if that's an area or not.
I can't tell.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Nope.
Yippee!
Fireworks.
Thanks.
I'm dressed as a murderer.
The possible suspect appears to be engaged in a business deal, could be of interest.
Now looking good for you, man. I'm gonna be honest.
Don't do something cool. Don't do something cool like smoke before food.
I can't. I know it's her. I'll stop.
Stop, honest.
Bro.
I made it.
I couldn't tell what she was doing.
We need a Sib outfit.
I'm pretty sure there's lots of that with my horsepower sound lag, but it could be wrong.
Bum-pan-ah-pan-ah!
Bum-pan-ah-pan-ah!
I hope no one sees me.
That would suck ass!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
I want...
There's gotta be like a leader, right?
That's what we want.
Aw shit.
I remember when we drowned that guy in his own piss.
That was cool.
Real waiter?
I'll pick Seth.
Mmmmmm...
I think that's our target.
Roy EMI.
Do I know him?
Oh my god, I think I know that woman.
She outfitted me at the Embassy's holiday charity auction.
And I can't believe she's here!
yes go over here yes sorry sir god orders can't let you through sorry for
the inconvenience no problem I'm not in convenience at all in fact this is all
according to plan
That's a motherfucking lookout.
Fucking bastard.
Give us your best Agent 47 voice.
Hey, what's going on?
No.
I'm here to.
Oh, give me something to say. I need like a line.
Meow. Meow.
I love cum.
He doesn't say that, by the way.
Kirk thinks for some reason I'm here to slurp.
I'm here to slurp.
like that
you know we might have the nastiest fucking angle on this bitch right now if I'm being honest
I got bad names, fellas.
We picked the wrong dude, I got lazy.
It's funny if we had picked while escaping, that would have been cash money dude.
Fuck!
Well, let's still get assassinated.
We should have done our research fellas.
Grinding XB all the way out.
I
Guess ready to die do anything important. Oh
Why do I have the
Uh-oh.
on a band in the principal perimeter check right now copy that where's my bomb didn't
I didn't even bring a bomb, dude. It's just a fucking...
I'm here! Double-tie! Keep the principle core ready!
What's up, guys?
I've got a box trying to help in pursuit of Oslo. It's not...
Got blasted!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Why aren't I playing Forza?
Oh, you know man, dude, I just play so much Forza growing up dude, like, I'm so burned
out on the Forza series.
I'm sorry to say, but fairly no campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid
But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work
I'm sure you'll get back on the sound. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment. I got my money
Hey, Botsyks for seven
It's gambling time.
Oh, it's green.
Green equals good.
Yep, that's dark gun money right there, boys.
the suit. I don't deserve that.
I'm not worthy of the murderer suit.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Bam! Bam!
Get more suits from the story? Here's what I'm gonna do.
Not that.
Understand?
Now we gotta go do bye.
Maybe we don't gotta go to Dubai.
Wait, we don't need a gun, we can't use it.
We got two vaccines, that's going to be enough.
We need our lockpick.
very important here.
What if instead of lockpicking was lock dick?
Can you imagine?
Is he guilty of something so scat-o?
Scat-o.
Alright, since we can't use the gun, we're gonna stock up on stuff I could throw.
We should probably grab the fiber wire.
we get. I wonder if we can get away with blowing someone up and then hiding their body immediately
afterwards. We're gonna make the last side ridge.
All right, we're gonna call 47.
You gotta head to New York.
There are two individuals who remain unvaccinated.
Your mission is simple.
Inject the juice into their veins.
Welcome to New York.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
24 J7 and most of all good luck
Shop now
Yeah, I got it
Okay, what do you think that noise was go have a look okay understood
Oh my god.
Good. Now for a bit of Tomfoolery.
I got a lot of them.
No, no, no, no.
Yay! It's him!
Is that what I think it is?
Oh my god, I'm so dumb.
So...
Hold on, I'm doing some logistics real quick. Oh no.
Oh, I forgot to let him do it.
Respectful. Community protection.
All right, let's see here right here
Parrish
So you can have a really amazing time, come down to the 7th floor.
Ho chow.
That's a Lightning McQueen quote, by the way.
contact into the file you go buddy into the file you go
The positive master key. Anyone else feeling a bit 72 degrees Celsius dry? Mayhaps?
Jesus, they come out like for something.
Granted.
Soldier.
He was the last one.
now Prince.
Oh.
Who put this guy here?
I'm pretty sure eventually, like, a bank manager or something shit comes through this area.
Not out of here, but like through that station.
Boy, forget my...
He doesn't.
Dude, shut up, man.
You guys don't know shiz.
I'm really sorry, but we've had to section off this area for now the head of security suspects there may have been some tampering going on
here but I need my things in there well we'll be done before closing time again I'm really sorry but
Press keeps coming down here. Well, I'm not taking on as bad as that time in Queens. Remember that?
Oh, the 6000 semi-incinerated files we had to tape together? Don't remind me.
Shit. I'm just saying maybe this is been so terrible after all.
There are all those worse cases out there. I guess I'm mostly frustrated because of all the secrecy.
We can't talk to staff or ask around if people have seen a folder full of secrets.
He could be here weeks and not find anything.
Eh, it's a study paycheck, my friend.
You don't have to love it.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Yoink?
Yoink's nothing?
Meh.
Now we're freaking talking, dude.
What the hell are you doing?
Letter bomb parcel.
Nah, I don't want that.
Money?
Do want that.
Floraform!
Now that I know it can use this as a grenade, dude.
Holy moly.
Is this a guard?
Indeed.
Prez brought someone down there himself.
The man is really hands on today.
I've only seen him in this proactive once before.
You know, when we had that bomb threat a few years ago.
Is he also running the investigation upstairs?
No, that's fake.
You're not so used to the melee, wait, what?
I'm guessing Prez being around so much today
is related to that investigation.
But I don't know what's going on with him as well.
I got him.
Break one to camp.
What the hell are you?
You guys think this guy's gonna leave?
Yeah, me neither.
He'd just be walking back and forth, bro.
Come on, big man.
Lee. Lee, pushy.
Bitch. You think you can hear me?
I don't know what to do.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I can't use my firearm dude.
Am I fucked?
Throw a thing.
I mean surely this kills more than him though.
Oh my god the fire alarm!
Drop gun on ground.
There's no real way for us to do that, because...
Is it illegal for us to do that?
I don't know.
Is that...?
Yeah.
It's gonna be hard to get him with a...
whether I sword with sharpness 5
Look how oily I am.
Tell him.
Yeah.
It looks like you're going to have to take care of that, buddy.
hands together prayer they present
steeples fingers like mr. Burns they were the fuck are you going dude I know
Hmm
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate you should get back to the secrets. I'll contact you later
Okay, we gotta check the dealer out the
Will a fuck oh I know
was good man dapps you up dude what if there was a moderate could dapp up the
plug that would be sick walk in I suppose so yes
I'll take that.
Good doing business with you.
You know what, I...
Ba-ba-be-meow!
Meow-meow!
Meow-meow!
He spawn camping
In a world where doubter pussies are about to get fucking robbed, one man stands between
them and glory.
Who?
It's on my dog, dude!
Rex, what do you think's up?
Infrair, what do you think's up? I got piss!
Epic!
I don't think I have an epic melee anymore, guys. I think I'm a loser.
I do not have my SMGs.
I die with it.
Oh, looks like we're bringing him back to do back.
Miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam.
Got the claw hammer.
What the hell?
We got remote gas, dude.
We got the, we got the dojab, as I call it.
We got the, we got the AOE sleep.
We got fucking, we got Moderna, Pfizer, Combo.
combo dude.
Mmm, almost faced it.
These syringes be like saunj and yaka dude, that's a dot of reference by the way.
How come he keeps putting me back in this costume?
Jesus fucking Christ, take a shower.
Dude, why don't you smell your own armpits and look in the mirror and say that again?
Big man.
And then, finally, the lockpick.
I bet Korea 6 for 7 they say.
I can't really see how greasy you are right now.
I'm not that greasy.
I generate a fair amount of grease, which is the way that it is.
Viper wave, thanks for 7 and neon vice, thanks for 7.
Use lotion?
I do.
I do.
Well, well, well.
No the fuck you don't?
I do cause I had really dry skin.
Me and my boy JC hanging out.
You
Here be
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
What the hell up shut the hell up
Shut the hell up
We're going to Dubai.
Safe journey, Fortress.
Welcome to the sector, Dubai.
Syndicate members are currently in the area, find them and take them down.
But watch your step, they're on high alert, it's not going to be easy.
Bunt is a point, 47. Good luck.
This is not the suit I was wearing.
Find us Omar Al-Kusari, I'm in charge.
Wonderful to see you.
Pretty face to the extra 7 and Chevy Impost to the extra 7?
Hello?
Oh, in the video game.
How long have they been chained so far?
I don't know.
How many of you have ever seen a game like this?
Ah!
Dude, chill.
Chill.
Hold it right there, man.
That's it. Enough is enough.
They're coming!
They're coming, they're coming!
Don't stop!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Where is that?
Come on, come on!
Ah!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
I'm going to get some help, okay?
I need some help, okay?
Don't move!
No help you shall get.
Only death and despair awaits.
I do have never heard this music.
What is that?
I can't believe it's going to be so loud.
Holy.
Hmm.
I've got plenty to manage and call for sense when nothing leads you, so now we've got to memorize headlists and gas names.
Passwords for the terminals and new special diatry.
I'll be right back.
That was kind of weird, Chan.
That was kind of weird good. No.
Hey, stay safe.
Who is this guy?
Are you thinking of laps?
You fools.
Waiters will be?
Yeah, well waiters.
Waiters will be yeah, well waiters
The fuck
They do be like that though
This guy is taking his time fuck you
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
I don't think we should be using these syringes.
Fren, feynum, feynum, feynum.
Sleep now.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Feynum, feynum, level 4.
Oh, there's a save.
On level three.
Oh, I don't really see it.
Hello.
Yeah, I just want to tell you about the long-distance battle.
That's right.
Guys, remember when I lost my man?
So cringe.
Oh
Hey, you got a dog. I'm gonna buy something. Okay. I got it all. Okay. Okay
Lead the way
Take care now. Thanks. Don't be a stranger.
You're not allowed here. I need you to stay put.
Now you follow me. Are we clear? I'm telling you again. You follow me or I will shoot you.
You're doing really good.
Do not move.
Oh, I didn't make a bomb.
Uh-oh.
I think I saw the last one.
Out here.
No?
Oh yeah, it's right there.
Yippee!
6, 7, 6, I'm in.
Bamfroam, bamfroam, Shatter said lamow in all of the cast, yeah.
I'm a comedian.
Please stay back.
Please shut up.
But I like listening to the radio.
Our Royal Highness has never complained about it before.
I'm sorry.
Well, unfortunately, about him.
Mamma, mamma, mamma, mamma.
Mamma, mamma, mamma.
Man, man, man, man, man.
Why can I use the helicopter?
Hello?
I will.
Well, hey, one last thing, big man.
below the helicopter? Oh.
We're at back six for seven.
There goes my hero.
Watch him as he parachutes from a tall building in the world.
Can a bird collide with a parachute and cause it to collapse?
That would be so cringe if that happened to you.
You've done well, 47.
We are not doing something like this, asshole.
Now all the information on the Syndicate leader's current whereabouts.
I'm skilled.
I've provided you with new info.
No, my flask!
Do not play the Miami song.
Alright, the chatter is only in the Miami song. It's fine by me.
It's gonna be a boat anyway. If it's a boat, I super don't want to do silent assassin stuff.
We're gonna play it safe.
Constructs a homemade bomb.
Yo, you guys listening to the new Drake album?
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Mud for your turtle picture, son.
You're not gay.
Dude, straight people listen to that.
Shut up.
Welcome to Miami.
Good work, 47.
We finally tracked down the syndicate leaders' whereabouts.
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target, so you'll have to do some recon.
Okay.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions put them on high alert.
That chatter didn't want to hear it.
So we need to be tactical.
On the other hand, we do know this.
They are here for an exchange.
We also have the following description on their looks.
We know that they have red hair, they are wearing necklace, they are wearing necks, and glasses,
Furthermore, your target is a smoker, and last but not least, they have sweet tooth.
Use these traits to your advantage.
Be careful, 47.
Fine.
I'll play it.
I forgot to call Fanny for dinner tonight.
Man, she's gonna freak out.
Trolled.
Save his houses.
A little bit of high voltage. Never did anyone any harm, right?
of
the
death
of
the
Okay.
the
The guy's crazy and I don't... There, go over there.
Hmm.
of
I'm going out from Scatman's world.
You better listen to me.
Enough.
Actually, I want to get to the solo.
Sisters need a crutch.
I'm being not a human doing.
Geez
47 your target is on to you and is trying to get away
Take you down
Excellent work, 47. The leader has been eliminated. You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
of
the
death
of
What the- Oh, yeah?
What about?
Coconut.
Coconut too.
Coconut too.
We're gonna find a lookout.
I have no idea.
I think I could take a coconut to the head.
Could you take two? Nah.
Yeah, sorry man. It's a no-go.
I don't know.
You can follow the same way.
It's a limit.
What a piece of shit.
You straight up just bought it.
That's a beautiful view.
That's a ship.
I understood from the briefing earlier that we're just supposed to grab it or something.
Last day on the job, huh?
Unporch.
And now for the safer rune.
That's a lot of guys, huh?
Dude, I'm leaving! I'm fucking leaving! Fuck off!
Yeah, alright. I'm sorry, man.
I call that the Moderna move.
What's the plan, man?
What the fuck is this?
What the hell?
Oh ho ho! What the...
That's an epic!
What the fuck?
That's Wayne!
You mind, bro?
Whoa!
Oh, it's silent, and epic, okay.
Excuse me, you lost something.
Oh.
Heh. You're lying? You lost. I still have to check. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Did we check the vendor?
I don't think so.
No, we definitely did not.
We got some fucking guns, dude.
Damn good.
Silent shotgun, epic SMG, where he had one left.
Excuse me.
Wait.
What's that other symbol, is that penetration?
What is that?
Big mag.
Robzu?
You're wondering, put it like that.
It's not on it's way to long.
Hello, HR?
Yes, it's still Wheeler down at the Bayside.
I have still got Ossucario's by their cartel.
And the Chocobris.
We're here on our way to be a wheeler.
Hello, dude.
What?
It's as much about the car's stamina and technology as it is about the driver's path.
What is the purpose of a silent shotgun, by the way?
Okay, let me just make sure we're in the fucking...
Oh, here we go.
Here we go!
This guy is unbothered, dude.
Despite the death and destruction.
Is that...
anything?
Guns?
You have no idea.
Mmmmmm...
The Ancestral Pistol.
Do we have an Epic Pistol?
I don't think so.
There's Wi-Fi?
True.
Come.
I'll see here.
That Wi-Fi symbol means...
Back any time.
It's extra quiet, right?
There's no holding back out there.
The battle is...
No, no, there's no holding back out there.
Sweet.
Music at the battle pass?
Ooh.
I want to shoot these guys so bad, but one of them there could be an assassin nearby.
I will take one shot if it went out.
Let's use this guy.
It was Silenced and Burst Fired.
Well, I'm facing things for a reason.
This will make anyone think twice before turning into a life of crime.
Whee-hoo whee-hoo whee-hoo whee-hoo whee-hoo whee-hoo whee-hoo whee-hoo whee-hoo whee-hoo.
My mini-dak son had surgery to master him get in with a gigab.
Hey, giga man, feel better, tiny dog.
So actually silenced.
Oh!
Happy 31st birthday old man in chat.
Oh, bizzler, thanks for subbing?
Thank you very much.
Well done, Forkster.
One million years?
The syndicate has been eliminated.
However, I have intel that there are more connected.
Finish the job.
Take them all down and you will be well rewarded.
Get back to me when you're ready.
What is this?
Permission to post Dax, son.
Dax Ascii.
Yeah, I got it.
I don't know if that'll work by the way.
Hahaha.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Dog.
How does he have that?
I would like a dark gun, wait do we only have a dark gun?
No loser.
Hmm.
Bum bum peep bum peep peep bum.
Bum peep bum.
I'm ready to throw.
Sign on assassin. No fire.
Wham, wham, wham.
I think I asked this yesterday, but if I sleep someone in the... in the... push them off an edge.
Is it still an accident?
Yeah.
Okay.
How many targets?
God, that cow is so fuckable.
Wait, which cow?
Oh, your mom.
Oh.
We shouldn't call her that.
We're gonna bring a lethal syringe in case we need a backup.
Ding!
Cooking up to open the crock-pop-pop.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I feel like I'm... oh yeah, we don't have a gun.
We don't need a gun, though.
Because if I use the gun, then I lose.
Wait.
Wait.
Have I heard the Puerto Rico song?
What's that?
Boom?
Foam?
Where's my medic?
Mine.
Okay.
Just realized we don't need this nail.
Goodbye.
You want me?
45 months as GORP, GORP-ASS, GORP-JAM, GORP-SHAKY, GORP-SHIT, GORP, GORP-ASS, GORP-JAM, GORP-SHAKY, GORP-SHIT.
Welcome to Sapienza. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them. However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful. Be careful 47. And most of all, good luck.
What's happening chill, bro? Blood is pissed
Going down
What did that man do?
You should have told me that.
I'll see you in a second, I'll contact you later.
Oh my god!
Best to kill Santa, preferably.
You're trying to be polite, now take off.
Stop!
I already told you to follow me.
Go!
Up in us.
Where's the tanko? Report!
The tank has gone to hold! Keep your eyes!
Tell me more.
No!
I couldn't report it.
You need more?
I don't know where I am.
I am
Well now we know that I guess fucking bitch
Gun in mouth.
Movie set equals bathroom off limits.
of
the
the
of
Well, that's just the way that it is Bella, we should have known.
Oh, I can't leave that one.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I need your back!
I can't hold him! Get me up ahead!
Where the fuck are you?
Fucking break the bullshit, man!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Why did they shoot me?
Back to the drawing board, 47?
Waffle hangin' makes for ze...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Literally your fault?
There's no reason they shouldn't shoot!
Shot me for walking through a movie, said, dude!
You can't do that!
It's illegal!
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing of the grid.
But, we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
Wait, I still have the safe money.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
What the hell?
And then I got bonus money for dying.
You got a part of the Screen Actors Guild you're not allowed to unset?
Oh, so they can just shoot you then. Got it. Got it.
Man, man, man, the mime.
Uh, I don't think we have an epic weapon, dude.
Epic.
Let's get this piece of ship map out of the way.
It's sniping time.
But what do you think about Chud the Builder getting thrown in prison for with 1.25 million
bail?
Who?
Who are you talking about?
Dude, this guy got got by the kickbots.
He got duped into thinking that person was the worth thinking about.
Do we get LSF out every time we're on the shitter, don't even try it?
No I don't.
I do not.
I read the Bible.
Well, that's just not worth reading, hello?
Oh, we get a lot of things.
What's my favorite scripture, fellow Christian?
John 316.
Plastic.
Austin 36. No, dude.
I already made the bomb, well...
Corinthians 9-11.
Yeah, what's your favorite part of that one?
The field in Pennsylvania.
Which one?
The one with the fair and the dead oh shit
Wait, where's my
Where my epic pistola? Oh, it's the collector is the ancient one
I keep thinking I can leave from there.
Oh shit, we got the fucking camo plane dude, that means we got plus one luck this mission.
Welcome to Ambrose Island. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down.
Guys, there are two targets directly next to us.
They're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Broad speed fortices.
Um, guys...
That's how we do it. That's the technique right there, dude.
Well... wait.
Okay, let's see here.
Sayonara be
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
That's to be a non-target, otherwise it doesn't count.
Dude, whaaaaaaaaaaat?
Dude!
I'm gonna lose!
I need a bomba.
Stay.
of
a
death
of
death
of
death
of
Holy...
I'm gonna need a bomb
Oh, crap!
Goes on my six!
I need back!
Me?
Oh, hey!
Something!
Is this the first time you're doing a clack kill?
No, it's just I never get lucky enough for them to like be right next to each other
like that.
It just like never works out like that.
Well, surely one of these cool militia guys has a bomb or some cruel pain?
powder. I think there's propane right here. Yup. Yup. Yes, sir.
I thought I could drop down here and who might you be?
I work here.
Sounds like a wimp.
Why would I listen to such a wimp?
Sounds weak.
Uh, okay.
little beta energy dude.
I'm pulling out
You should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later
Yeah, I pull that ship with my mind
He was welding it and ignited the gas.
Dark gun.
Dark gun.
Hey?
I guess I'll just fuck myself then.
If you need more you know where to find me.
One last thing.
Wait, who saw him?
Logan Raphix for 7?
Oh yeah, but...
Let's do it, Ollie.
Excuse me.
Pro Bar of Hell.
Let's put this bitch away.
Should be locked out of all shops the whole campaign like spelunking out yeah except in
spelunking you can rob the fucking shop okay you're kind of forgetting something here besides
exactly equivalent exchange at that point.
Wait, we don't need the chromar for your lock, right?
mym mym mym mym mym mym mym mym mym mym mym mym.
Nice gun, thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, this is an Assassin's... uh...
HK-47.
What is that on my head?
You are code
It's a barcode yeah sure
Sure chunk
Good on at Moon Moon.
the judge, the judge, the judge, the judge, the judge, thank you
boomers thought bar Cody were satanic when they first came out
why would they think that?
what's the pipeline?
Safe journey 47 Rosen pretzels for something sir fail hardy
Occasionally 666 showed up
Hmm
Yeah, I could I could see that that being a problem for sure Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them
However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful
Burnt is a point for you, Seth. Good luck.
Now, that's true, though.
He was here when the safety man of Carlile's office was repaired last week.
He had to carry some heavy vault to the top floor to complain about back pain for the entire weekend.
That's just bonkers! Why lie about our trip to Denton? Who does that?
The Harmers, perhaps? Seriously, Denton? What a knob.
It's a lucky adventure, 6-4-7.
Isn't a knob like a penis?
I thought I'm a penis.
Why he do that?
I don't think that guy moves.
As he literally moves, I'm sorry about the outside.
Hmm.
Okay
Don't move I'll go check. Okay. Yeah, got you
Who is there?
Got some strange noises here. Looking into it. Over.
Hello? Is anybody this-
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Mama Mia.
Man, she's gonna see that thing.
We're just gonna take him over there.
I just don't trust this. I guarantee if I'm dragging the suit across she's going to see
it. I guess we could just knock her out. I don't
I don't think anyone else comes over here.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, that's what I would have did teleport the dirt with my mind
all right
is that the same
Patrick Carlisle
got the piano guy.
Are you guys planning to keep the whole ground in overall?
I think so. A funeral is a bigger than a lot of important things.
Oh, thank you Lord.
Fred?
I thought I wasn't allowed to be here.
Alrighty.
Darkon, Darkon, Darkon.
He be up to something.
He be up to anything.
I might just have what you need.
Tell me more.
Yay!
Come back any time.
Hmm.
Okay, man, Caroline really did a number on them.
They sure be talking a lot of words.
I was in here.
That was hard.
Camera spotted.
He wanted to do with pay his student...
Never any romance!
I deserve romance!
What?!
Blimey.
I'm kind of surprised I'm allowed to be in the house.
I don't think I can hear him, yeah, I'm kind of.
up mini-map.
Holy...
Hmm.
This guy goes to the staff room though.
We should really try to get an outfit here.
Mamiya.
Next up is...
Who the... Oh, it was the Butler.
This guy's got a sick mullet, dude.
He's taking selfies!
What's going on here, who's throwing things?
I want my fucking crowbar, dude.
No one cared?
I mean that guy's a piece that you should get up pretty sure in the story, so...
How do we get up?
I forget.
Me here, me here, me here, me here.
We gotta go across.
Where do you stop?
Oh no, he's dead! What the flip? No!
It's a hell of a uniform you got there, guy.
Thanks.
I made it myself.
Okay, how we doin' this?
Hmm.
Do this fellow move?
Do it, stank!
This is the time to step out and identify yourself.
That guy never turns around!
You know, it's possible the guy that we just pushed was the one who doesn't normally move
around?
Well, well, well, well.
Uh, wrong side.
Wait, how do we get over there?
How do I get in there?
Oh, it's blowing.
Fuck.
We should just freakin' choke that guy.
Frick.
Frick!
What's up, boys?
To the journey!
Hmm, interesting, interesting, most interesting. Yes.
Bloody...
I'm outie.
Wait, I think this is the wrong one.
My parents would hate him.
I'm fine.
It's all past the show.
Oh my!
That knocked her out.
Excuse me.
Gets fucking blinded.
Well, back to the drawing board, 47, but first, shoot yourself.
Hello, sir.
Why waste syringes we lose days all of this is gone
Why escape then? Oh, you're right. Actually, yeah. I mean, we'll lose the assassin, this
was on the base deal. We get money stacked this way, do you?
Still alive, huh?
You're on ya.
Girl.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
If we do it this way, we always have enough money for a dark gun if it shows up in Dushop, dude.
Not that we've gotten very good use out of the dark gun yet, because we keep losing!
Loser! That's Jim Carrey reference, by the way.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing of the
grid. But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work. I'm sure you'll get back
on the south let me know when you're ready for your next assignment uh no
firm fame firm fame boom who's jim curry dude what is that badge next to your name
what is that you got the iRL badge tell me about it tell me about a chatter
tell me about it
person and drop it. Thanks for something.
Chow's your cat.
Went outside.
He's a carrier now guys.
Uh oh.
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.
We're just in that video, Mouse is on meeting Kissinger and his wife.
No.
Is that PogChamp?
Am I going to get a hype watch on that shit or is it going to be a snooze-fest on grind?
We gotta take out Morocco, we gotta take out this one.
Do we want to lug around a sniper rifle on this map we will, on this map we will.
Korean or Thai food tonight?
I've kind of fallen out of like with Thai food personally, but I think that's because I haven't had good Thai food in a while
Maybe don't need number Jersey Mike number fives every day. I don't know. I just think that there's better cuisine
You get the number eight, what's the number eight
Row said cuisine
Yeah, cuz the alternative
I literally
Dude, I say cuisine I say film and yeah, I do update my litter box every time I watch a movie so fuck you
Maybe crawl out of your your despondent hole
Proglomate
Watch the good flicks lately.
Um.
Can we get seen the widow bae?
No.
It's good.
Watch the first episode.
What's about?
Uh, it's like a horror comedy.
cool. I haven't seen you. I'm thinking of seeing him. You ever watch Killer Joe with
the chicken. No. So like Schindler's List. No chatter. It's not like Schindler's List.
No, no, no.
I'm literally checking my inventory.
I'll play Friday then.
Damn, look at the sun.
off of his skin.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
What up, players?
After Shad is just bots copying and pasting other messages.
I'm also a robot.
Beboop.
or said he
Thank you
Welcome to Cuba the syndicate is currently operating in the area find them and eliminate
We in Cuba boys. They're on high alert. So you need to be careful
Godspeed 47. There's a safe right there
No.
No.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Air blowing onto my hand or cobweb
Hi
I'm so fucking doing that, boys.
Unbelievable!
I've got it in my hand, man!
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board 47.
Ohhhhhhhhhh dude, am I ever guessing?
Gee.
Hehehehehehe.
You look so sad.
You got distracted by the office spider dude.
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing of a fake...
Walker makes first seven?
But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
We gotta wait for the perfect opportunity. I'm in
Holy fuck dude!
Holy fuck dude I can still feel that cobweb man.
Makes me want to itch.
Bum bum bum bum.
Well, we don't have a silent sniper now, so I don't really want to do espionage or assassination.
Dude, I'm just a fucking loser, man.
Excuse me.
Get rid of Paris.
Silent target takedown rare melee.
Oh, I got just the tool for that, mate.
Concealable baton.
separates the men from the boys.
We meet Colorado.
Is that an Oregon?
Anyone know chat?
Brock is Colorado and Oregon, Oregon, Colorado.
Mew, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Organs the capital?
Oh, really?
Remember when we executed that guy with the Unsilenced Pistol and I got mowed down and
lost one of our most valuable guns?
See.
Mr. Reno thinks we're some as a Pog.
P-O-G.
Who here played Pogs for keeps, dude?
I'm convinced no one did that shit.
In the schoolyard, dude? You ever got challenged to Slammers?
You're like, yeah, I'll play for Keeps.
You got the Ninja Star Slammer?
Holy.
I never, I never had Pogs.
You played Jax for Keeps?
Holy shit.
This guy's 80.
Still borrowin' your money, you're on credits again for tellin'- for tellin'-
Dude, Jacks! Did they even have like different Jacks? I assume so. What was the most valuable Jack?
Yeah, there's probably people who still collect Jacks.
Do not fucking tell me what to do.
These guys don't sound fresh.
Brought you that.
Marbles is another one? Yeah, but Marbles had like different patterns and shit here.
Official New York for 7? Nuking God? Hello?
Wait, where's the other gun?
Eh, it doesn't matter.
I think the surveillance is up here, right?
We're gonna walk in.
Uh, there is no surveillance here.
Wait a minute.
Oh.
Oh, he's coming this way.
Nice.
Oh, this will be fixed in no time.
Didn't ask, don't care.
What's your story?
You know, actually, I-
Where are these guys?
Level 1.
What's this, uh, how you been?
I don't know you.
Nope.
Oh
Oh
Wait the arm sealers upstairs hold up
Oh, I don't like your face.
So, what the fuck?
Don't shoot.
I'm innocent.
Who is seeing me right now?
What the hell?
Oh!
You have just been trolled by Troll Yoda.
Well, you're pissing me off, so...
You know where I am.
We're compromised. We gotta be careful.
Wait, I want this guy's outfit.
Hey, guys.
Hmm...
I nearly made a terrible mistake.
Oh
Fuck this go
Oh, it's snowing!
Aw.
What's up?
Where's the fucking stairs?
Directly in front of me, by the way.
Well, I got some business I gotta handle outside.
I got to see a man about a horse with some C4 homemade thanks
Hmm
Please now
I
Know
Where's the other guard
Okay
Let me know if I can be about target located.
Actually, let's get this guy or lady. I'm not sure yet
Into kitchen, huh?
Don't move
What's on pep
Um, drop that, put that away, grab this, pull out gun, shoot in head.
I ran out of so much shmurding after this, holy gosh.
Don't tell me what to do.
Hmm.
Ain't no way.
How'd that bitch see me?
That's good intel there, honestly.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the symbiotes.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Jump it. You'll be here.
Yeah, I think I'm leaving. I'm never coming back to France.
What's the lore behind the Yota mask?
Blood thinks it's a mask and not a skin graft.
Good work back there. The Syndicate took a serious blow. But there is still much work to get done.
Occupate and prepare for your next assignment.
Well, what do we get?
I have so much money. Hold on. I don't think we should do it this way.
Wait, hold up.
No, we gotta do this way. Where is the propane tank on this map? I forget.
Close to it? Fine.
Who's my pick for Eurovision winner this year?
It's Australia, isn't it?
Yeah.
Big Eurovision guy.
Am I going to get a fork bucket with half spoons and a carpet of excitement?
Yeah.
There's a billion chandeliers and puddles, good.
So you're saying we should bring lay epic car battery?
What happens if I kill someone with like, I flood like a sink and then I car battery it?
And then someone walks into it and dies?
What if someone else walks in there that isn't my target?
This is gonna keep going, right?
Does the battery charge get used?
It dies after the first kill.
Okay.
You're asking that about a game where briefcases hunt people down?
So what?
I don't think we need this.
When you're playing Burnout Revenge for the PS2 with forces, I can organize my schedule
in Mr. Atmoo Moon Space Question Mark.
Ah, tonight.
I play Burnout Revenge for keeps.
Do you keep in PlayStation 2 controllers?
Did you get one of the see-through ones, dude?
Have a good trip, 47. Wait, what gun do we have?
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but be careful
They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Be careful, 47.
We got normal Dartmer, which I like more.
That's base.
Can someone play some British music while we're here?
It's coming home.
It's coming home.
It's coming home.
It's coming home.
He's coming home.
Dude, I know you heard that shit.
Hmm. Hmm.
Got a possible 517 moving in to investigate
Play the northern boys song dude, they don't get to have that one. That's American come on
Oh my
Holy.
I work here now.
Promotion!
Darko.
Okay.
Hey, we can get a Jambia.
You know where I am if you need anything else.
Everyone's favorite implement, the Jan Bia.
On top of everything, Rosie thinks she's in love with young Patrick.
And that's a breaking heart, I mean, fire the door one.
Oh.
And that's...
...a lot of...
...a lot of...
...a lot of...
...a lot of...
...a lot of...
...a lot of...
...a lot of...
...a lot of...
...a lot of...
Steps to smoke?
Ha ha ha!
Leave!
Well, guys, you can't hear us man.
She gonna hear it?
I wonder if we can cancel it.
We're gonna have to throw a couple items that are very valuable.
Wait, is she hearing the device?
Yeah, she's getting stonelocked by the device.
She can't see it.
Okay. Everything's cool.
Huh?
No way, then.
So, that was a big fat mountain.
Hmm.
Uh, sorry, I don't think I know you.
That's okay.
Fuck!
We got any accident material, I don't think so.
Beep!
Yes, walk all the way over there, you will good.
Yes.
Early no one will see this.
Shhh.
Okay, so...
There were several people who could have seen that.
We lost silent assassin this guy one time?
How long do you look over there?
of
I don't know if anyone comes in this room so we gotta move.
When you plot an unsilenced gun before pressing Q on it?
Hehehehe
Man, fuck you dude!
Me and the boys.
Most unfortunate, man.
Evil guy.
Fair melee.
So, if I push her over a balcony right now...
Oh, you just hide her.
I think there's something valuable in here, right, dumb.
Yeah, yeah, alright.
Yeah, alrighty.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, alright.
Yeah, alrighty.
Alright.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Oh.
Okay.
Free key.
Well, well, well.
It would appear you have met your end.
Send a key member eliminated. Jan Bia. Well done, 47.
Oh, my.
This is grave digger a sector thing is six nine and three six five nine and we are all clear
That's not a real code. He's made that shit up. I gotta get the safe
He did say six nine though, which is always funny I kind of miss my old outfit if I'm being honest
Excuse me, mate.
I gotta go up them stairs, bro.
So many dudes, man.
Gonna sandbag it for the doubters at the end, right?
Okay, first of all, I'm currently sandbagging by going back to get this safe, okay?
It's literally all you get.
Hello, sir.
I don't want to hear any fucking complaining.
I'm gonna need you to skedaddle.
I'm going to need you to scat battle.
I think he blows this mave, doesn't he?
No.
He is looking all the way to the right.
Now the question is, is it worth it?
the safe worth jet six or so.
Oh, fucking thanks, so...
Skrrt skrrt!
This...
Wait, I think that's just mansion staff now.
Brother ain't nowhere to hide.
Oh.
Hold on. Maybe we can do this silently.
I see two pieces.
Hmm...
I'm freaking going for it, dude.
Swag.
Jet 6 for 7th?
I see you.
Still silent assassin by the way.
move see does what I told you he's a bitch
Oh, yeah, last guy's outside.
This guy has crazy vision by the way.
What's up, boy?
What's up, boy?
I'm about to wow to...
Mmm... quick little scanneroony.
Hey is anyone there? Hello? I don't like this.
of
the
We're gonna, we're gonna do it the intended way.
Okay, that's from there.
We might have a situation I'll check the perimeter
Oh, God.
No! No!
Hello?
No!
Somebody there!
No, no, no!
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I guess you could say...
We put him to rest.
Yeah, that's what I wanted to do.
Money incoming?
Okay.
Did you see my powder?
You can see my powder, you see it?
Okay, I gotta get the throw better on this one.
Oh yeah, my hands are so fucking cold.
Holy shit.
Is it diabetes?
Be honest, boys.
No matter what I vote, I'm always wrong.
Move down.
Oh no.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
Well, well, well. That's not good. This is not a good showdown map, I think. I assume not.
I've provided you with new intel.
New intel? Yippee!
I want like a single shot, silence gun.
But should we take this one up one up?
It's only $500 actually, hang on.
I've never seen what this map looks like on a showdown.
of Jesus, what a Bluchador cat.
Oh, why is it so cold?
Barbecue Boblix for 99 months.
Lootee.
Okay.
Did you guys watch the AT&T tournament, dude?
No.
No.
So you hate legions that got him.
I was WASD League anyway.
I said to myself I would try it when it came out, but then I never did because I did not
feel like playing League of Legends.
Where's the fucking mushroom dude?
it.
Wait until Void comes out.
Can you tell if someone's using WASD controls?
Like they have like a special icon.
Like you remember in Mario Kart Wii, they'd say, I'm using tilt controls.
like that? Yeah, helmet!
It's like it's sniper relief with the controller icon. Yeah, they did them dirty
with that one, I'll be honest.
I'll be in touch with you, Mitchell, just in case.
Bro, I'm going to spawn in and be instantly surrounded and die.
I actually didn't need tilt controls to spawn in the lobby.
We did it.
We have managed to locate the leader.
However, their identity is unknown.
So to assist you, I have some intel that might help you on your mission.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert.
So you need to be tactical.
Nevertheless, we do know this.
They are here for a business meeting.
As for the little identification we have on them,
we know that they have blonde hair.
They are wearing a necklace.
They are wearing glasses and earrings.
We also know that the target is a smoker,
and they see themselves as a foodie.
I hope these towels can be used to your advantage.
You know what to do, 47.
of
Nope.
Bro, how do you do this shit clean on this map, man?
This is so fucked up.
of
half A pressing my left click to not shoot more than one bullet right now, actually.
I wonder where that guy who we, uh, syringe went.
Do you guys get the half A press reference?
That's a little gamer reference, I don't know if you guys know what I'm talking about or not.
I paused my game to be here today.
Oh, yeah, we did choke them out. That's right
Sure
Yeah, on the beach a
Toe
Pretty sure it's not Blondair.
Can't fucking see, mate.
Well, therefore not it.
of
one
of
all my god, and
Well, well, well.
What's the plan?
Mmmmmm.
Smoking?
I think that's a cigarette.
Earrings.
Glasses, necklace.
Hey, look on the top right.
One zero one one one one one one one one zero one one one one one one.
Should we go for it?
I don't think we should.
That seems ill-advised.
I wish I knew what the best costume for this place was, man, because this shit is...
Not in.
Buttler?
Wait.
Nope, that's not Buttler.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Come down here, coward.
Uh-huh.
Step back and let me deal with this.
Thanks.
Sure.
Bitch.
Stupid bitch.
I need multi-banay sauce.
Imma need you to go outside, buddy.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
There she is!
I fucking hand over meeting
Oh god. I'm glad I didn't kill her. Oh, hey!
What?
of
holy fucking shit man
i got nothing
I can not tell show
hmmm really like that butler outfit dude holy
I think I just heard Maxi, of course I mean Max, look what I've got here, I think I just heard Maxi,
Whatever. Look, I'm gonna go check it out.
Come on!
Really?
Hey buddy, you sure you're on the right hook tonight?
Your target is trying to get away. Remove.
Hmm, I think it's him
Oh, he's...
There's so many of them!
Never again, dude. Never again.
Wait, there's gotta be like an easy bugger outfit to get.
I don't even recall seeing butlers on that map, normally.
Look at them big muscles, dude.
I'll take it.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Legal poison.
Here we go, this man.
Kappa.
Oh, hehe.
Mmm, man.
Do we? I don't think so. I don't think we do.
I mean, we would have won already if I wasn't doing it.
We'll be a baby bit and do it.
Nah, cause with the variations this could be a boat situation.
That's the worst kind of situation.
Dude, if we'd just run inside, dude, God, we had to kill so many assassins there at
the end.
Fuck, dude!
It was the guy that was sitting inside in the main room, by the way.
Hey, how the fuck do I kill that guy?
How the fuck do you kill that guy?
Silent assassin.
Have a dark gun?
Get him out of the room?
What a fucking no!
Do you need the mod for the variations, yeah.
You make the world's biggest pile.
Pile up!
This guy must be on Molly or something.
Some powder.
Hehe, hehe.
Brother plus Shopper, thanks for seven, nice name.
TI5? Never happened, by the way.
But on some handy salad, me master.
I'm a me master.
Kill me Jaro.
When I'm on the mountain, when I'm on the mountain.
I used to be able to do such a good Andy Salad voice when I'm on a mountain.
Kill him if you're a Jarl.
You think you can beat LTG in any fighting game?
No.
No.
Dude.
What am I forgetting?
Dude, what am I forgetting?
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one either.
I'm not sure what to do with this one either.
a medic syringe now the SP is an Evo champion dude he's kind of got you there chatter
I'm gonna pee and get some coffee
Alex Steeldix or something?
Jubilee Erelyz? We gotta lock the eff in, dude.
I wanna be able to do this with like some silent assassins under me, Belle.
I think it's time to finally unleash.
Here be.
We're being an exibolt, mesh fish. Thanks for subbing Thor the Exploder. Thanks for
scripting us up to George W. Bush Big Naturals. Jubelier and Alex Steele and Kublai Khan.
Thanks for subbing, and Chrober, thanks again.
Ooby.
Oh my gosh, 47.
Where's the vacay's next for a hundred months?
Holy, 999 sub?
Welcome to Miami.
Syndicate members are currently in the area find them and take them down
However, there's no walk in the park. They are on high alert. So you need to be careful
Good luck for just playing it. Should I play it? I'm not seeing enough movement though. I mean
Dude, I'm not seeing enough movement.
I guess I did just play Scatman Nightcore last time.
Nice!
Man, those mechanics are the constant theme having made.
I went by them in a piece of yese and it looks so terrific in there.
I
know
Yeah, I went there earlier today
I'm sure everyone's about that from the looks of it.
Come on.
Yeah.
They do be screaming out.
We got to get the propane tank
Skirt! Dark gun, incoming.
Hey there. Need anything?
Dark gun.
Appreciate it.
Hmm, sure.
Holy!
If you need more, you know where to find me.
Wait, can we push kill anyone else?
of
You better listen to me.
Three of these events and we're gonna be out of here all the time.
Get the hell out of here!
I am cramp cramp cramp.
Who is this?
John Securityman.
Mister, who are you? Hello?
Give up!
Come on!
Shit!
That was really violent.
I'll be back.
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
BAM!
Welcome to Miami!
I'm locked the fuck in
Check it out
You know L.A. and Philly stay jiggy
That is the level of technical engineering on display today.
It's something very simple.
What are you doing?
Is that a slotty you're dragging?
Oh my god, get help!
There's no...
Wait...
This stuff is so good.
Hey, hey!
Stop that right now!
your history you spoiled that fault
call again call again cover spider in your car
moses leaves tearing up the trap
quite sick
For newcomers to shit, let me know what this is like in the comments.
Come join the vial, move out!
Which team can go the distance?
Your efficiency is reliably not the name of the game.
This is where you'll see some more to come.
Bon voyage!
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Someone said not to close it!
There's like a rocket they're like going on a journey or whatever
What the fuck are you doing?
You prefer keep the change?
I mean, that's unbeatable.
Last guy's all the way across the fucking map.
Oh, see, you just got to keep your cool on it.
Remember folks, endurance racing is all about getting your car to cover as many as possible.
Well, well, well.
I know precisely where my next target is.
I forgot the safe.
Yeah, we need it.
No, we don't need it.
Brandish is my firearm
Does that room always have those like weapons in it by the way, or is it just that one variation like the epic SMG and shit no way
Wait.
Wait.
Nice to know you're here, sir.
I'm gonna kill the fuck out of this guy. Holy shit, he's so dead, man.
This guy has actually no fucking idea.
Hold up.
Bro, you can't even see your own fucking reflection, though. What are you doing? Weirdo.
I'm sorry, I don't think I know you, mister.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey!
Syndicate member eliminated.
Done for today.
We're back to the surface.
I'll be in touch.
Swag as hell, dude.
How's my level 400?
Oh, sleuthing slothings from south.
Oh, Lee!
Oh, we gotta definitely have to do this one next.
Uh, excuse me.
Oh, we have the- the- the- what's it called?
The Jan-Via.
Got two Syringes.
And a Darken.
Aw, man!
And he lives in chatter as the streamer cool
Miss Kunk and chat is a little sorry give me the
How'd you like that?
Do I look like a liberal I
I'd all of my vaccines.
I've got six of them on me.
Wait, we don't actually need this.
They get truck nuts yet?
Not yet, not yet.
Soon.
I guess they think a rapper ever got like, like gold truck nuts, dude.
Surely someone has done that.
That would be cool.
Kid Rock.
All right, so it's suddenly less cool.
Ah, what's up, awesome, man.
Diggie, diggie, diggie.
Diggie.
Diggie, diggie.
Diggie, diggie.
Diggie.
Diggie, diggie.
Diggie, diggie, diggie.
So that boogie, then upjump the boogie.
Kid Rock is a rapper.
Nah, he's more like a new metal vocalist.
I got three lethal syringes, dude. I'm stocking up right now, holy shit. Double-checks weapon,
got it.
You'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Are really 06 for the moment?
Oh!
Welcome to Bangkok.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
Be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
point 47 good luck she gonna turn around boys
what I need a disguise
The sky's located.
We know LA and Philly.
Okay, stay calm! Stay calm! Stay calm! Stay calm!
Hey, mister, what went down here? Did you do this?
I gotta pee.
Hey!
We hit him with the rope, though.
Is he the dope?
Hmm.
Two people out here.
Where's the shop?
Down below.
Oh, I'm gonna look over here.
Jesus!
You can't be here!
Jesse, wait till the guards show up!
Can't happen.
I'm in the wrong spot. Where the fuck am I on the ramp?
DARKEN DARKEN DARKEN DARKEN DARKEN DARKEN
ME THING! ME THING! ME THING!
I might have it.
Sounds incredible.
Dude, the game is taunting me man. It's actually plugged in.
I'll never be able to afford that do you?
like one trillion dollars
it's not here
when is it here? it's like never here
stupid fucking bitch ass key
Anyway, did I tell you about my son?
You know the youngest one who fell off this way.
Blah blah blah.
All the tales are- it isn't there on Master difficulty?
No, on one of the variations it is there.
You don't know me.
I don't know who's who that's for us.
Oh.
Don't make it weird, Blavy.
Come on.
I'm one of those guys.
Thanks.
Hey, back off a bit, would ya?
Sorry, I'm sorry.
There you go in.
Have an idea.
I do.
I
Me talk we got we got all four
Well done, this will surely be a blow to the syndicate got a ski daddle
We're the fuck am I
Why is the voice of God telling me to set the table?
Just do it.
No.
Who noticed that?
Dude, guys!
It wasn't me!
You gotta believe me!
Come on!
Hey, B!
Someone's taking people out!
All of you are trying to look like a wager.
Hold it right there!
You are testing my patience! Show me your hands!
He's talking to me!
I am authorized to shoot you if you do not comply!
This is shooting will!
I am bullet-ing you!
Right!
Whatever I do! Whatever!
That's for snitching, bitch.
What are you doing? Please, let go!
Please, please!
Chug, dude.
Look at my cool horn hat.
Hmm.
Oh, shit.
It's army like everybody else
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on? We have some sort of situation
All is clear at the moment over
Affirmative see you there
What? Excuse me, did you have something to do with this mess?
Oh, wow! Hold on! Ah! Alright!
So we just double, let's go! Yeah, yeah.
Oh, God.
Security breach. Get out of our way, okay?
Gotcha. Nothing clear.
Team!
She's not good, command? No, no, no!
No, no, no! Come in, command!
God, that's not our man.
No, uh-uh.
I need you to keep your head down if you want to fail on doing it.
You're a regular guy.
You're a religious.
Making you buy it.
It's totally legit.
I respect that.
Yes.
I just want to go upstairs.
Let me go upstairs.
Excuse me?
Oh, we good.
What?
Don't you help me!
Hey!
Over here!
What's going on here?
What happened?
No one!
I'll fix it!
Hey.
Sir.
Sir.
No!
No!
I'm getting help
Wait, is that what it looks like?
I'm so fucking good
This one sucks to the ass, by the way.
I assumed he would be able to do it a bit more stealthy than that, but I guess I was mistaken.
You're gonna die in the fight!
You're gonna make it!
You'll die!
Ow! Shit!
Calm down!
It's so hard! It's so hard! It's so hard!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I
Jan be a dude that was the ultimate killing tool
I am her lepers of late site. I'm sorry to say but fairly no campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid
But you know that nothing is predictable in the sign of work
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for you. Why did he do it so obviously?
He was like he was like clearly choking him with it. I mean like I thought it would be like
Like oops we made slip out of his hands whoops whoopsie
Crushes your trachea or some shit, but uh dude this guy took it actually took me
12 seconds to choke that guy with the fucking way
It took me 12 motherfucking seconds.
Why?
Wham, wham, wham.
Uh, let's...
Damn.
Sure.
Okay, I'm gonna run out of uh, healed silenced guns, someone keeps losing them.
Now me though.
Although.
Yoy?
I mean...
I mean, Japan is terrible for showdown.
I didn't say I would not do that ever again I have to assume past me saw
something that I did not want to thank you advance for my channel points
wait how are you voting
Show thyself.
Where is my nail?
I don't think I actually need a nail on this map.
Answer my food question please.
Bro I did not see your food question.
Sorry bro.
Dude, how come I was able to shoot through the bamboo and kill that one guy with the next guy dude?
That guy just he was like nah
Nah fuck you bro
explain why people like food is I don't get the gay part thank you it's not gay
I can see how you were confused
What is the star icon?
What's that star icon on the watermelons?
Oh that means I got like a new decoration I think?
safe journey 47 I don't think I've ever successfully done silent assassin on
your pan but there's a first time for everything dude
yippee
welcome to Hokkaido Intel tells us there are syndicate members in the area I
trust that you can find them and eliminate them but watch your step
they're on high alert it's not going to be easy be careful 47
Oh my.
Oh.
Oh no.
Believers, I'm so fucking sorry, man.
I mean, I gotta stay here, right?
Oh no.
I'm sorry, man, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Fuck, do you think what happened?
I didn't think two people would walk into this room immediately.
Row.
And beginning to slip.
Dude, I can't even get up here. I can't even get up. What are we doing, bud?
Just pretend like it never happened.
Just pretend like it never happened and that guy's not gonna see me.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Well, I wasn't gonna go down here and get these bodyguard outfits, but there's nowhere
to hide them I think I think people would normally go there
oh we
uh sorry sir but you're just making me feel a little uncomfortable now okay
you can tell me is it true the bird's playing flappy bird
back in the time
Quite the dresser. Thank you. Thank you.
Hello there. Hi.
Yep. This place is awesome.
I think he's on to me.
Well, time for over liable.
What?
Why is this map so quiet? What's happening?
Weird.
I'm a guard now.
Oh take a left you won't coward go maintain order sir okay
I almost went for a voice.
That's a little harsh, isn't it?
A total ban on...
God.
Damn.
This guy.
It's not the death of...
God, shut up!
Move.
What the fuck?
of
the
death
of
Oh
stop warring at me
I don't know what to do with you, I don't think you're gonna be able to do that.
But, don't you want that out of the world?
No, I-
Mr. Jason Portman, please come to the hospital entrance.
A doctor will escort you to your checkup.
Oh, come on. Give me a break.
Mr. Jason Portman, please.
I don't think it's eliminated. Well done, Forty-Seven.
Please don't.
Don't.
No.
Why, dude?
What?
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
You're lucky.
Oh, man.
Oh, crap. What happened to you?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh crap, what happened to you?
Ain't no fucking way man.
Oh, that was the career.
Whoops!
Okay, that's it.
Come on, I'm gonna grab some...
Okay, HQ, out copy, over.
Bravo team, heads up!
We're still in the kill zone!
Ah!
We should've stopped pulling that guy and then threw something, I think.
Oh, dude, God, it's just so hard in the moment, man!
How unfortunate.
The day is six for seven and Blacks are like,
Fuck!
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Freak-a-moly!
Oh my god, dude!
No! No! No! No! No!
No!
up a
bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding
but don't give up i'm sure your next execution will be perfect let me know when you're ready
i feel like a trip to widleton creek dude it's been a while
We sold
We did
Try it out or believe
Believe you must
witnesses yeah we'll see
um boom and then boom and then we got a fish
I got a question guys. I've been thinking about this one for a little bit.
Now get your hands out of your ear, dude.
No, no, no. Take them out. Take them out. Take them out. Take them out.
You're fishing once for 20 minutes? Dude, I caught 15 different things that were not
fishes on this one. Maybe 20, actually.
Got it! First try, baby.
I've been waiting for this one to all stream say it okay get a load of this
Just... fair?
Why fair?
Dear.
Hmm?
WAH-HA-HA!
WAH-HA-HA!
Hey, anyone in chat have the haunted virus yet?
You've had it six times? Ow.
How'd you do this?
You guys think it's going to be as bad as COVID?
You think lockdown 2 is coming?
I mean, probably not in America, but...
You are patient zero.
I know that.
Uhhhh, yeah, I know that, dude.
They deal with it in Argentina, like, every year.
Wait, really?
My kid gave me HFMD disease today and I quit my job.
Can I get a singular boom?
What is HFM?
Oh, Hand Foot Mouth!
I forget what that is.
Isn't it just like...
Those are body parts, isn't it?
Yeah, you got it.
Yes they are.
Have a good trip for us.
Glisters on hand, feet and mouth.
Kids are gross, dude.
Those runs in South Argentina are a reservoir for a hantavirus.
The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Don't disappoint.
Oh, what are we quickly syringe the same guy twice?
What do you think?
We got any bushes nearby fella
Well, I got
Excellent work 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
I was going to be so cool if I got him before he fell, but then he like, did like the weird
hop.
I don't know if people walk past here during the day.
Well, mission complete.
Making jank of rat feces to speedrun a haunted virus immunity.
How would you ever get enough rat feces to make jankum out of it?
Also, is it called a rankum?
It's a rat.
I guess it would be called, like, mankum if it was, like,
if it worked like that.
Oh, shit.
I didn't think that would be that loud.
Hey, guys.
Okay. Thank you, ma'am.
Hmm, no, not here.
Boom!
Can you guys just give it a rest, man?
No one actually takes their dr-
At ease, gentlemen. Stay vigilant. Danger is not over.
Stop! Right now!
I gotta kill you.
No witnesses.
What a shot that was.
Blueville thinks for 7, 75 months, fat and stank, 6 months says I'm gay.
Jen there, done that, thinks for 7.
Also, yeah, you are.
The man. Anybody there? Come in.
We have a situation for planet disturbance.
Let's go and go on.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's the name of the boy.
Wait, I always get confused here.
Wait, club boom.
Fuck you!
Give me your fucking scooter key, bitch.
Where's the camera?
How did he hear that?
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Hurry up.
Put all the amput.
What's up?
Dude, now we get to go in the club and party a little bit after we kill this guy in cold blood for no fucking reason.
Well, time to scat Dattle.
That's the line, by the way.
I'm sure... no, right here, right here.
Oh, that's the guy that was smoking, dude, and we smoked him.
No witnesses last few people are in the club yes nope one of them is the
Very unlucky for you, my friend.
Wait, actually, maybe...
No... wait.
Now they're in here.
Just track of the bus.
Come on, view rate.
Here we go again.
It would ring you are Yoda.
Yeah, every night actually.
I expect all of you to follow my orders.
I do not need a bunch of riding pussies.
Are we a hundred percent clear on that?
Affirmative.
Let's look at this.
What gun did I just pick up?
Oh!
What the hell?
I thought it looked different, but I wasn't sure.
Well, I need a one-liner, uh, I'm choking.
I'm choking, dude.
Blow me!
Nice.
Alright.
Let's go back in time and pretend I saw that as soon as I detonated it.
What's going on in here?
Where's the fuck up there?
Time to scoop that up.
Lol!
Is my music fucked up?
What's happening?
Stick to it with X for 74 months of cum, according to you.
Where's the guy getting all the cum?
I do not have an epic sniper.
What do you shot on, Wilton?
Plastic?
Yes.
Concussive explosives.
I can't try and got that.
And I never will got them.
Oh, new pistol acquired.
Nice.
Never gonna use that to do it.
Fire extinguisher?
Hmm, okay.
But if I choke them out and then pile them up and then blow the fire extinguisher on
them does it count they have to be awake
Chad, don't answer that.
No answer that.
You should listen to me and not that guy.
You feed me my applesauce like a baby.
No, man.
I mean, fine, I guess, do you?
Fine.
Fitted to you like a man, then?
What's the operative difference?
I'm content.
Dude, I'm about to have four syringes, boys.
Yeah, I'm syringe stacking right now.
Speaking of board, you guys know who Forcin' is?
He has a baron.
No.
Really?
can we lock in I believe yeah but you're normally a doubter though so maybe I should punish you
now's my chance actually I could literally punish you right now for being a career doubter
but just instantly throw in yes oh it's free money they said
alert so you need to be tactical it's free money uh-huh he's using reverse
psychology why would he do that his bed is already locked in
I
What
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Sir, you were drift-mapping.
You don't move!
No way!
With me, the snake's gone hiding.
Echo Alpha, can you see him?
Can't see him either.
Look out, there he is!
Move to better positions!
Target in 7.
Not good fellas, not good.
We're safe.
Oh god!
Such a diva dude.
Oh I need help!
There was all figment of your imagination.
We're going to give up now.
True.
What the fuck are you doing? I've never seen them do this.
I'm inside Billy.
So stupid.
Oh no, wait, oh god.
Okay, you gotta believe me, despite our previous discourse, that was not intentional.
Also fuck you for being a dower bitch
Can we just wrap this up man, come on
No
All right, just want to cost you
Who fucking put that there man
Oh, is anyone actually coming?
What's that?
There's Spike Spiegel.
Come on, go check it out!
This guy's so fucking lazy, man.
Why am I even here?
There's no reason for me to be here.
Why are we here?
Just to murder?
Uh-oh.
I'm getting stunlocked right now.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Come in. Got more trouble.
I'll just kill you.
I think it would just come on down.
the corner. Oh my god.
fucking game crash dude oh no dude I guess we'll just go the other direction this time
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
NOOOOOO!
Oops.
Dude!
my mind percentage of your blood that is micro plastics estimate and like 2% probably
Oh, they got to be able over shit on us.
Baton ball, thanks for 7.
Bon voyage!
Wait, that's French, dude.
We're going to Paris.
Great, Bob.
Thanks for 7.
for seven or something that says we all have a plastic
spools one of the syndicate in our area, I trust that you can
find them and eliminate them.
That's however, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert.
So you need to be careful.
Be careful 47.
Oh, so we we can have
I don't know what I was going to say man, I was going to be honest.
He did not hear that.
Oh
yeah that didn't that did not work
I've got minecraft on my moin why am I here
oh there's a guy over there this time
steals your propane
Dude, I just want to cost you, man.
It's such an easy one to get.
No fault of my own by the way.
The fucking generator is the lure! I'm so stupid!
Hiya!
of
of
Where is that camera?
We picked the wrong gate
Not good
and
a
he is definitely not green
He is not wearing a security outfit.
We are so fucking unbelievable, you guys.
My fucking ear, man.
Oh god.
Oh Jesus Christ, they're all dead, oh shit.
hmm
well another job well done job well
I didn't know how to fit that, so I was trying to do it with that bodyguard, but the apple
doesn't knock out.
I'm got moin crap going, moin moin.
I thought, hey, why are you making a block? I heard something. I don't know what it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am Lord.
I guess he could save.
man got hit. Man. Two. Wait, no, three. 10 man three. Can I walk up these stairs? Are
they going to be mad? These guys don't know that I just killed 50 people right down the
road by the way. The same. Oh it's downstairs. These guys can't even spell security right.
Look at that ship.
Securite?
Hey?
Oh...
That is embarrassing.
Hold up. I gotta talk to you, bro.
No offense.
No way!
I've got minecraft on my mind.
How do we lure all of these guys to one spot?
Oh, is he gone?
Yup, I'm out.
I'm so sorry, man.
Top!
OOF!
Alright, now all we gotta do is go all the way to the top.
Oh, hey!
I'm doing it for the love of the game.
I've never seen this stuff with so complicated.
What's this one for?
I gotta go upstairs.
Oh, that's a bathroom
Sorry, this is not the backstage stage crew no access
Oh man, what happened here?
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Call in command do you copy? I've got a psycho on premises. We might have a petitional thread here
Come on show yourself we'll have us a nice little chat
How did that mess oh
Shit
I can't be there that's illegal so that
Oh my god dude.
Am I stupid?
My pistol!
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Bro, dude, we out.
We got nothing.
I didn't just ult that 4 again. I didn't ult that 4 the first time, I would've fucking
ulted that 4.
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away. However, I'm sure you learned a
few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
I'm ready to gamble.
Bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum, beam, beam, bum, bum. Bye, bye, bye.
Bye, bye, bye!
Anyone got a gun?
I can borrow a quick.
I'll give it right back.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
A gun with one bullet.
That'll do.
That will do.
Not a single Dubai.
Ego crime?
Uh, no.
The translator, dude.
That's a hard name.
What about the meat broker, dude?
He's an organ trafficker.
Holy.
Holy...
To Dubai!
Four kills, huh?
I don't think we have the stuff to do this.
Where we are
There's an SMG there
When will I try Zenf again tonight dude, thanks for tuning in appreciate that I gotta make my drugs
JR red thanks for selling
Captain Pie, thanks for the lift.
Does anyone like to 14k for a couple of these collector gear pieces?
Uh, the ones that I want are 30k, 40k.
They ain't cheap, fella.
Why make lethal syringe over a medic?
Because there's an emetic darker.
Emetic.
Is it emetic or ometic?
Oh, excuse me.
Do I care?
No.
Vegas.
Vegas.
We made our bomb, right?
Y'all?
Vegas
We made our bomb right y'all I don't think there's a safe though
Through pretty hard today, I mean I'm not done yet, but
Holy moly.
All the cool stuff we have here.
The inject people with fentanyl so that they at least feel good before they die.
I think I forgot to make my syringe, dude.
Come to the Scepter. Dubai. We have intel that the Syndicate is active in the area.
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away.
Be careful, 47.
Well...
Good to see you, sir. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
That was very nice.
It's nice to be, uh, welcome.
Hey, love the suit classic cut, but this is a restricted area thing
Gosh dang it
Yeah, just checking out a strange sound over
see ya!
promotion what what!
I'm too early
I'm going to go check it out.
Ah, come on.
Well, it's not like I haven't been here before.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You've been over it!
Whoo!
All according to plan, baby.
Here, this needs to go.
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Hey
right over here
man we should have shot him with the rifle dude
man, yeah I'm here now
it's all clear, over
keep your eyes open, here I know it
what was that?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's so loud!
Not good.
How many things to throw, dude?
Who needs it, dude?
Okay.
There's one more above us.
I've got Minecraft on my mind.
I'm the Lee Harvey Oswald, this bitch.
I
Fine
You spread fear within the syndicate
That guy's dragging a corpse
What the fuck are these guys doing?
That's it!
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
That's it!
Well done, Fugizan.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Was that sick or what, dude?
No, no.
You know we stay quick scoping, dude.
Know that.
Oh, I hate the oddest stuff.
Hey, Eric.
The office's not standard issue.
And yet...
We making it work, dude.
I'm about to hit the nastiest trickshot of my life.
you ready
so guys, so
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
We gotta find the shooter!
Yeah, hurry.
Oh no you...
Like a ghost.
I actually got a lot of money for that one.
Have I played Earthbound?
I have a long, long, long, long, long time ago.
Not on stream, on stream.
Oh, yeah.
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
I played with the Turbo button on ZSNES,
which is the best way to play any JRPG at three times speed.
I think we should game. No, we shouldn't gamble.
Epic. Wait, I'm pretty sure I lost my epic melee. I'm such a fucking loser, dude.
I don't even know where I would prefer to do the show to actually by Thailand.
That's an Xbox being rebranded to Xbox all caps.
I mean, my twitch name is all caps, so obviously I'm a fan.
I'm a fucking dark gun, dude.
Both bad choices per showdown? Yeah.
Not much we can do, mate.
You got more darts on Darver?
The artwork's not a choice, fella.
I gotta head and stream.
I haven't eaten at all today.
I could feel it.
I'm weak.
The gluttonous beast requires his meal.
I'm withering away.
Lollywood thinks for 7 and R13 thinks for 7.
Kampanix for 7.
Oh, I got a bucket of pee and eats.
Peed, not wash hands, eats.
poop not wash hands put slap my hands down where there are rats likely to
have nested in your food lick eat cough on people in public
leaving the bad picket changes mine I'm just I'm prepping for the beginning of
next stream dude. Next stream? Next stream? We go... Bro. Every silent assassin? We're
going to clear it dude. Boom. Every mission? We're going to do it. Boom.
The contract I signed to get the doubters fat with fake internet money has finally expired.
the insider trading may cease.