MOONMOON
hardcore freelancer variations !mod but we take silent assassin every time it pops up (95% accuracy)
05-18-2026 · 7h 14m
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Doug Berlich for 7 again.
Overworld Blues and 2Kon Valentine and FM here in 6-Affie and Hyper Focus,
Mid and I'm Jeff Berlich for 7.
Benefits of Def Cam and Soulbrand,
Cocon, Dodd Jamison and Godwin,
6 for 7, nice name Penthouse,
and Cole Stubbick for 7.
Cousin for 64 and 8-8.
An RPI and Fearless Fungi and
Fantastic Dude thanks for 7 and
Junar, 8 for 7, and Fenrir, and Human Snack, and Skinnyman, thanks for 7.
What up?
Don't listen, flip tables, and that's probably for 7.
Hmm, there's a C, thanks for 7.
I am sick.
I am sick.
I
Really like thanks for something
Can do sticks for something do that fan damn bad why the thing
She blew the little dice Navos little things up
Morning.
Fuck you for killing Pupus.
Dude, no one remembers that guy.
It's time to let it go.
It's time to let it go.
Oh, voyage 47.
I'm probably going to turn my webcam off because I got a flushed face right now and
I'm probably gonna be blowing my nose and shit, so I'm merely showing you proof of life right now.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do. But they are on high alert.
So tread carefully or they will slip away.
That's a point, 47.
We got different targets.
and they hate the whole price of a horror play.
Of course, Yikes can't.
So he's trying to get the big day.
Realize the Pembar bugs and show we're
even thieves of it.
Cold cubes thieves of it.
Nice.
Well, what are we going to do about this fella?
Three fingers in front of the face.
How many things to throw?
What the hell?
Wait, there's three people in here this time.
It's a different variation. There's four people.
Oh no, guys.
Oh no.
I don't know how to get down there.
Other than that way.
What's this I can't go that way I'm a fucking loser
Can we cause an accident?
This is nice.
Oh, we can get in from outside.
Got it.
Who we got in the bathroom, though?
from permission to buy Gundam TCG cards without telling my wife
granted soldier
TTSD huh?
well shall we go lob one at this fool?
Wacka Blitzix for getting a million quadrillion subs in Tandall, thanks for sub it
This is the no one's gear variation.
I'm gonna need you to move, bro.
Okay.
Okay, I'm on.
Common picks for Subbot, Silverflake and Sarion and Vitriol and Coca-Cola picks for Subbot, and Zenfool...
...Pool, sorry, Philathorne and Sink-like picks for Subbot.
I'll try. Shadow Assasin picks for Subbot.
Okay.
Doom. Doom Doom Doom.
You know what we can do.
Compact Leads and Centrigeats and Thierryx and Chmalier and Mathai, you're 6-4-7.
Dude, I ain't got nowhere to shoot this camera from, man.
Messed up the index for the 5-7, it's very much appreciated that Ultra Jesus and dude the Moosey are 7-7. I got focus, guys.
brother
hope on
oh no
Please be going to the bathroom.
Oh, shit.
Well, well, well.
I see that. I see that it is.
Oh, no. Oh, yes.
I'm in.
He's already throwing up.
I
What do I do
Lose I lose
I'll be in touch
Gotta speed it up
That was a tough one, but what the one we had before we all before last time was uh, I think much more doable. I don't
I don't know how to get in there. I'm not even sure working went staff restroom
Hmm
Let's go take a peek.
Material damage was a bit- Oh my god!
He's still throwing up, Jesus.
Or how am I getting in this bitch?
I think from above.
Where is this?
Televort's behind you.
Hey, that's not how you set an argument, okay?
Oh, this is the wine place.
Well, how do we get in here?
Bro, that's just so tricky, man.
Like, we poison him, he walks this way.
This guy's right here.
Oh no.
Fuck you.
I'm ready to work in the field now I'm ready to work in the field now everyone
These guys think they're so fucking cool, man.
There's a bathroom right here.
There's a bathroom around here somewhere.
Where did that lady go throw up that one time?
Booper shell.
He's not gonna poop himself, guys.
Get a blast!
Doctor Coral leaves us.
They don't always throw up a bathroom, yeah, but I assume there's like a toilet out here or something.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you've run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Maybe...
Maybe we don't ametic that guy.
Maybe there's a better way to kill him then.
Or do you fucking know?
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing
off the grid.
But, we know that nothing is predictable in this kind of work.
I'm sure you'll get back on the side.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
That first I've chatter, no man, that's not me bro.
No man.
or sometimes I don't shower. You think I'm taking time out of my day to message you?
No, I'm gonna shower every day or now, I think.
My friend will not stop saying why does the fair have a day?
Have you told them why?
I'm more pictures of it.
Have you tried answering the question?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
I'm sure every day, but don't swap my socks and shirts for like two months.
People can smell you, by the way.
Good.
Oh, okay.
If you're starving, Billy's corpse is the only thing you can eat when you consume it.
No.
No, I'd die.
Or unless
No, I think I would just starve and die
Unless what I mean, there's like there's like context what if like
What if I've got the cure to like
Save humanity or some shit and like you know my kid who might be like 18 at this time or whatever is like dad
man you gotta eat my ass so you can continue on and I'm like alright is that like a broken leg or
something you know what I mean? I'm like alright if that's what you want I don't know if I could uh
it's gonna be like the Minecraft effects when you eat rotten flesh
like yeah sure it works for a little bit but then you just throw up and then
you're more hungry than when you started
He made our first nether portal in the survival Minecraft world dude and dude he stood up
and was like our first nether portal dude.
I tear it up. I tear it up. I'm in enough to admit it.
I was like, fuck dude.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Nah, I don't think I can eat my own kid in that situation, that hypothetical.
I think I would eat leaves or something or grass.
Die.
Do you have him sleeping in the nether yet? Now Mike, my kid knows that you can't do that.
It's not the first time he's been to the nether. He prefers creative mode because there's no stress of like losing his stuff.
and naturally that this kid man we were fishing on the survival world okay he
catches a pufferfish he says oh look a pufferfish he'd caught many pufferfishes
before that point okay and then he catches two more and I'm like building
our base or whatever he's like what do you think what happened if I ate this
I said, you know poison you and you'll probably die and then he eats it
It gets down to one heart
He says oh, I'm just gonna just gonna kill myself so I can get full HP
And I'm like well and then like his poison wore off
I was like you can just eat normal food of which he has much at the eye. I have made sure of that
I was like just eat the normal food so you can heal up again, and then he eats another puffer fish
Repoisoned himself eats all of the puffer fish that he had caught
And then I was like, okay, you're gonna have to wait that out and
Uses his flint and steel to emulate himself
Okay, not good it gets back to his body
I think we found two pickaxes worth of diamonds and a chest plate worth of diamonds.
And I gave him the first pickaxe and the first diamond chest plate or whatever.
He was wearing the diamond chest plate and he had the diamond pickaxe.
But when he set himself on fire, all of his ship went flying everywhere for some reason.
I mean, obviously some of it stayed exactly where he died.
And he burned his diamond chest plate.
And like a bunch of other stuff that he had out of it too.
And to his credit, like, he's died before in that survival world.
And he had a meltdown not like a super big one, but he was like he was like kind of like crying
He was like, I don't want to lose my stuff. Whatever you know what I mean? He got over it because he
eventually got stuff back. But this time his stuff was emulated so it no longer existed
And then instantly he was like, let's play Divergate.
So good for him.
Does that get angry?
You're just kind of like, I want to do something else.
You can try and keep inventorying.
He's not bad at the game. He doesn't need that. He just needs to listen to me
I told him not to do what he did five times in a row and it wasn't like I was like ordering him not to do it either
I was like you shouldn't do that
And he did it and then he did it again and again and again and again and then he lost that thing
Anyway, we played every end that would come back to Minecraft later. He's like let's play creative
I was like, all right, we'll play creative, but, you know, next time we're going to play survival.
He's like, okay.
Instantly load into a world that
there's like a Mario map. Okay. It's called Mario Masha.
Instantly the building you spawn in on the first of all, it's
it is covered entirely in lava. Okay, it's a tall building. And there's like lava being like
poured from the top of the building. So it's like a curtain of lava concealing this building.
And on the back of the building is 12 villager spawners attached to the back of the building,
like halfway up the building, in a rectangle shape. And my kid goes, here's the villager
responses he was showing me and dude there's literally just like a villager
every 0.5 seconds spawning and then falling a fair distance into the lava
pool and dying in a torture machine. I'm like that's cool.
Awesome.
Have I shot on the door contraption yet?
Not yet.
That's the only redstone thing I know how to make.
An annoyance, Mischie.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Lil' Bro built the torment nexus.
Dude.
Lil' Bro built the cages for me.
I have no mouth and I must scream.
That's what it looked like.
He's gonna he's gonna read that piece of media and you know like when he's an adult or whatever
Like this is familiar
What is this I've seen this before
Well, we can only really hide the bodies
I also built the goatee cave with the redstone.
Yeah, that's just, functionally, that's just a door.
That's not like an impressive redstone.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
What's more impressive is the annoyance machine because I use that little glitch to loop the
redstone signal.
But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy
Greetings
Can't wait to kill this guy
Or we got very killable people of this one
When creative Minecraft with my kid is so lame though, man
I love spending time with my kid, but all he does is he will get spawn eggs and then spawn like 300 withers and then crash the game.
So I'm trying to get up on that survival shit.
I think I just gotta get him some cool mods that like use.
I think I know what kind of game he wants to play.
I'm pretty sure he wants to play like a wave-based survival game with lots of enemies.
There's gotta be something like that.
No, like in Minecraft though, so like...
The game suggests Reno's ain't gonna work.
Well we gotta start choking people out.
We end up having fun creative anyway.
We went around the Mario map and we, uh...
My name's just a poltergeist.
I'm afraid of this.
It has like a bunch of like Mario characters, like...
made in Minecraft, right?
We would go into their head and then like line it with TNT and then blow it up from a distance and then like...
You know, it's just like the...
And these are like very big...
things.
Are it creations? I don't know. I don't know what to call them. Like models.
So it takes a lot of TNT.
Are you coming here?
Huh. Please don't see the body.
That is bloody idiot fessing around the day.
I did not know I had my wrench that's fine well done 47 this will surely be a
blow to the syndicate
We blew up this Yoshi's head man, that shit like looked violent.
It looks like it had been like bolted.
I'm going back to my old costume I think.
It's a Minecraft sub. Obviously it's not.
It's blocks.
Can you woodchipper her please? I want to hear it squish.
I think if... I don't know if it counts as hiding her body if I woodchipper her.
Well, we can do it. Just a rare opportunity.
That's a guard. I think they're both guards. He a bodyguard. Aw, he's a waiter, dude.
Mr. Guard Chan, I got to choke these people out, hang on.
Yes, Lord?
No, not you.
You fool!
I forgot where I did this guy.
Oh, fuck it, whoo, then!
I know where I did this guy, though. Check it out.
Aw, I can't do it here.
Oh, shit.
That box is bait.
I know you can hear this, you bitch.
Hmm.
What the?
What's going on?
Run!
Hey, car battery 2, you might need this.
Where's car battery 1?
Got it.
Dub.
charge as God intended.
Wow.
Calm down, calm down.
Okay, I totally understand.
Okay.
Yes, I can.
That's not good.
Oh, that's not good.
Huh?
Blah, blah, blah.
That takes guarding real seriously.
Imagine trying to explain anyone there doing something like this to someone who's like,
oh yeah, you're him.
Wow.
It's like the...
What's the coolest way you've killed somebody?
Man.
Two-par batteries in a row.
I used echolocation to kill this guy one time.
Dude shut up!
Oh, it's this motherfucker. Oh, he goes in here. I think we had to pile this. Hold on, there
might be water in here, though. Wait, we had to pile this because we couldn't
Is there any water in your direct path, mister?
What I wouldn't give for a poop dart gun.
Rizzy and Jonathan and G-Franley Fragile.
Maybe we can get like a water canister?
Campus.
That's on McClunky.
Why is Blood speaking Irish to me? Why is Blood speaking Gaelic to me? I don't speak Gaelic.
Peter, I know.
Myconic.
There is water right here.
But can we lure this guy up here?
Oh my!
Oh, I don't want to.
Aw, what's going on here, man?
I don't want to actually lure him.
I don't want to actually kill someone.
Alright, well maybe we can chain lure this guy.
He does not care
Well time to get to work
Time to get to work.
Time to get to work.
No problem.
Okay, trying the mission timer in the setting.
I don't want to turn the timer on because it's a little distracting.
Who the fuck is this?
6-7 will never stop being funny.
So fucking through, man.
Holy shit.
Yeah, nothing over here either.
No, there's something over here.
What was that noise?
Oh, it's just me.
Don't throw anything at me, please.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, alright. Alright, alright. That'll do.
right?
I'm gonna throw these stuff around here. Come on!
Can I play at Star Sector? Yeah.
Come on, give me a break.
Well, well, well. Battery.
I cannot sense when people are just throwing things around like this. Find out what the hell is going on, please.
Okay, no problem.
If you hate so much, why don't you go check on it yourself, bitch?
What are we gonna get him here?
They won't, I promise, my lady.
Yes, I did.
Please.
Investigate.
Where's my wrench?
Welcome. Welcome.
I
Thanks
Would someone go somewhere
I
Nothing here.
Oh, dear.
Oh, come on.
Whoever did that, just stop it, okay?
Why am I doing this?
Don't we have security to deal with situations like this?
What is that noise?
Why am I doing this? Don't we have security to deal with situations like this?
You be glad it's your servant party parent.
I wonder what the wait maybe a propane tank actually fucks this guy oh man we
should find a perfect day but I've already worked so hard
I'm so tired, I don't need it that much.
Come on there, who's there?
Someone there?
Who's there?
There's so many batteries, dude.
There's something in there before, but...
That's my watermark, at least.
Dad, that's a car of the necessary attention to yourself.
Greetings, sir. It's so risky.
Hey, man, hey, hey, hey.
I
Do shit
We're gonna get rid of that girl
of the
guards may have run out of elevator music
someone is playing games with me but i'm cold, you're my cold
lord homosexual, thanks for subbing, nice name, bass mousse, thanks for subbing
come on, i've got some strange noises here, looking into it, over
who's this guy we get we shouldn't have hit that second body in there wait if
we dump on my whatever counts as hiding
Let's hope this works fellas.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Augh!
We did no sign objectives.
Simple and thanks for sub it.
Is there dairy and thanks for sub it?
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Fuck dude.
I'm going in.
I'm going, I'm going there.
I am going in.
There was a safe too, but I don't, I think it's at the security station.
And that one's really hard to get, or at least when I say really hard,
I mean, I don't know how to get it because I'm an idiot.
Oh man all six of those people in that bush are gonna wake up and they're gonna be like
dude what happened?
Why are we in this bush?
What happened?
What's happening?
There's a Warcraft 3 reference by the way.
It's a Hearthstone reference by the way.
What's happening?
You see that every time?
Yeah.
BTW, you are a nerd and gay.
Why did he say that exactly?
Where's my fucking wrench?
They don't bring it back.
Alright, we got three syringes and one propane tank.
See that's all I need.
Windstream with Forson?
I think we're going to be duo streaming tonight, dude.
We got to play Burnout Revenge for the PS2.
Hmm, that's a tough one, because it's probably one that I don't remember.
I would have to pay for that.
Oh no.
Fuck you.
Bam, bam, bam.
Bam.
I gotta see my gunman.
Gunwoman.
Gun.
Gun.
Oil canister.
Well, let's just get these out... out the... fool here.
Goodbye.
Let's worry about that lady last.
Fuck dude, I have an idea, actually, brain blast.
Let's say G.G.
Gimme that.
This lady's gonna be the harsh one to kill. I don't know how to do it. I'm gonna be honest.
Hmm, hmmm.
That quest of me, thanks for subbing in John Billy.
All caps, thanks for subbing, based.
Lethal poison gun.
Unfortunately there's no instant kill dart gun.
Oh jeez darling, I'm so hungry.
There's a car battery.
Hi, lovely suit.
You look sharp.
talk to me. Stop this immediately. He's pissy! Stop!
I
Now you're gonna tell me I'm freaking you out back there
It goes on in your brain.
I wanted to throw the...
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you are not in love.
Well, they take at him, so it was right on him.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
What objective was it that made you think you could shoot that?
Dude, I don't know why I'm getting G-checked by a chatter I know could not do this shit.
Dude, fuck you, bitch.
What do you mean?
was that what does that sentence even that was a bold attempt 47 unfortunately
the syndicate managed to go into hiding you know that you have new ideas in mind
to make sure that you don't even know what you said you don't know words Jack
space pot Colorado
Hell nah.
Hmm.
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew.
Sure. All righty.
Let's get it.
Wait.
I think we do dharma on this one sound assassin suit only no firearms I might
remove the Dartmar variations, I really don't like those parties man. I like
sneaking through the mansion.
uh
heart equals not like i literally just did sound assassin on the map what are you talking
In my mansion, yeah, we Blanchard Wars Wars
You just failed sound assassin, I guess you're only as good as your latest sound assassin
Oh.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Thanks in advance for the points.
Arrgh!
Balls of fist.
E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e...
Silent assassin, no firearms suit almighty.
I'm going to grab the car back.
You never know.
Never know when you could use a car bathroom.
Let's go back to my family and work buddy and Jacksonville and we'll know where we got
that place after we've gone.
Yeah, that's North Florida though, it's not just Jacksonville.
That place sucks ass, man.
Oh god.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
You know what to do.
Thoughts on Yoda's death.
Why do you keep saying this, Tratter?
Explain.
Don't let it touch the water, dude.
Oh, it's this guy.
The voice actor died.
So they're hiring.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
But
Code Pre-Fed Pre-Fed Pre-Fed Pre-Fed Pre-Fed Pre-Fed
I'm gonna kill the wrong one.
Alright.
Surely they're hidden, right?
Alright, don't kill the wrong one, please.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Nice gun. Drops it. Ewww! Ewww!
Who the hell is this?
I know what I must do.
It's not weird.
Are these real people?
No.
That's a real person.
You might be about to lose, boys.
what was that sound really
dude where's my set of it oh no do we still choke him out
really
I need a volunteer.
Yep, you. Off you go.
Yep. Got it.
We're over here!
In a way.
Yes, sir.
Look at that noise, folks.
You should go to this.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I'm great.
Oh, god.
Brother.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to this syndicate.
Bizer pinch!
Uh, okay.
Hey, guys.
Lovely party today.
I think this is literally the same variation, by the way, that we just did.
How you been? Oh, I'm so good, man. Thanks for asking
Hey sweet suit classic look, but this is restricted sorry
Do you think I could run him into this?
It's kind of risky.
I don't know how I would get around it, honestly.
I bet it clips through and kills me.
lines across all movies if you record them all in your Yoda voice I will re-
I will re-edit every single movie with your lines.
I'm Yoda.
I'm Yoda now.
Okay.
are you guys real they're not real okay it's freaking choking and I do the Yoda
a death scream. Is that good?
Hello? Is anyone there?
I can't believe that worked. I need this unfortunately.
I work here in the mansion yeah keep it real
I'm in the mansion working here.
I'll be gone
in a mansion or two.
What do you guys think of the remakes?
There's a fucking mirror, dude!
Oh
Shoot it. Oh wait. Wow. Can you do that?
Looking good today, sir. Thanks. Thank you
I know you can hear that cool music playing.
Who the fuck are you? Hey!
Hmm.
Yeah, take that.
I break the glass.
Oh, hell.
The music in this map is so good.
This guy's freaking me out.
This is my murder room.
You gonna open this?
It's a door? Oh yeah, how come I can't open that? Nice try, bitch.
I think he'll see me through the window.
I think we're clear.
Oh.
Dude.
We only have a limited amount of time before Vomit Guy comes back.
Just clear S.A.S.O. Colorado?
Clear.
I think we're clear.
Oh
Brother
Who is this motherfucker man leave
it was not that's a ghost buster's reference
Oh no. Where are my syringes? I have none! Did I already use one?
Oh, no!
We cannot rely upon the power of Moderna to solve all of our problems.
Seven?
Someone's shooting at me? What the fuck was that?
Oh, it's this guy. Wait, we can kill this guy.
Old style even.
There's simply no way.
How did you hear that dude?
What is the fucking problem?
How did he hear that?
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you.
How did he hear that, dude?
What is the fucking problem?
How did he hear that, man?
Dude, I was literally by the killer guy and walked the fuck out, dude.
That's so sad.
How unfortunate, it rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board 47.
You can cancel their lure by dropping something from them interesting I know that I
So yeah, I know I could have corner grab that guy, but I was going I was trying to see if I could just like
Disappearing off the bridge but we know that nothing is predicted in this line of work
I'm sure we'll get back on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
Real meow meow meow
Mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam.
Ass.
Acid.
Stupid fucking dart remote variations, man.
Meow, meow, meow.
Silence, firearm, kill, headshot, kills only, perfect shooter.
My kind of mission, baby.
Kick my belly, this is up.
So if I had walked in from the guy and dropped something, he'd literally just stop investigating.
That's crazy.
That's fucking crazy, man.
What is that blue minion from, anyway?
Monsters vs. Aliens. No one has seen that. Literally no one has seen that.
It's voiced by Seth Rogen.
I think I'll take a Seth Rogen...
kid's movie over Seth Rogen doing the the masturbatory Hollywood show you know
talking about you know show up talking about
studio was good I disagree but that's okay it's okay if we have different
opinions
2009 Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen, Hugh Laurie, Will Arnett, Keeper Sutherland, Paul Rudd,
Steven Colbert.
You know, in a hundred to like 200 years when the English language evolves, dude, it's
going to sound like you're doing a fucking Jutsu from Naruto.
You say sure like that by the way.
I'll be right back one sec.
Yes me lord.
I
I
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I believe in you moon you should I'm the goat the goat of all time
welcome to thornbridge manor Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in
the area I trust that you can find them and eliminate them but watch your step
They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy.
Blah, blah, blah.
Good luck, 47.
Okay, we brought a gun.
Dub.
Is the syndicate ever not on high alert?
On hardcore, they're always on alert.
I
Brother
The eagle eye
I can't fucking see, bros.
Cool. What is happening?
Whoa, what's the time?
Hmm.
I can't see.
Come on, I heard something.
Take it out.
Hold on.
What's going on?
What's that?
Is that really it?
Hmm.
It's a little bit of a shock.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hmm
Hey
Dude
That's free. Dude, they can see so far on this oil, that's so... that's nuts.
Maaaaan.
What do you expect? I expected that motherfucker to be looking in the other direction.
Haha, that's what I expected.
Dishon, dishon!
Oh
So unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
Back to the drawing board 47
I think we should have gone around on the left.
Oh my god! Look at that barcode, dude.
As you failed your campaign, 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to do a new assignment.
Yeah, look at this juke.
Boom. Ain't no one tagged with me, bro.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Hmm.
Unsilenced pistol kill.
We're gonna have to shoot a guy, put him into something, and then hide next to the
dead body.
possibly the lamest emote red infant I've ever seen
someone like that I can't find it
this
Well, I wanted to look.
Hey, it's a classic Pepe mode.
I don't know what to do with that.
I kind of wish it was all caps though.
You can rename them?
Oh I'm illiterate.
I can't do anything that involves typing in a keyboard.
Am I locked in or what?
Dude, I've already cleared one Silent Assassin, dude.
Alright?
And you know I got robbed on that no-fire-rums-wild as well.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I'm gonna add the emote I got a sign-in.
I added it.
Look at that sweaty boi.
I got a fish.
On the no firearms we should grab him from around the corner on the hedge.
Yeah, I've made it.
It's hard, man.
Can you say your catchphrase? You ready?
Why fit did
Was that a pick or what I think I have a small fever
You guys think it's hentai virus?
No!
Oh
Cough coughs on you moon moon's revenge
Yeah, starfish, I don't want the starfish
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Have you ever been fishing in real life? Yeah. But it was before I could drink beer, so it was kind of bad.
in. Spiral energy leaks for 7. I bet I would enjoy fishing now.
Oh
Dude catch another branch see what happens
You need alcohol to have a good time
No, I need alcohol to turn a boring time into a good time. It's different
Fishing by default is not a good time. Maybe you get a really like fishing
You gotta be like, oh, that's a spackled yellow fin.
What do you call that?
Holy shit, there's only like 23,000 of these in the lake.
You gotta be that kind of enthusiast about fishing to be like, yeah, I think I'm gonna
do fishing today.
It's an inverted tuna fin.
Fishing his nature's gotcha?
Wait, I never thought about it like that.
Made a rage bait?
Dude, you have stingrays in your name.
You're obviously fucking biased, dude.
guys worth a fair man they sleeping
You should do Grand Trismo 4 license test while fishing.
Bro, it takes like 10 seconds each fish you get to.
Anyone play that new Forza game?
Is it Poggers or Crinch?
Can you Drifto in it?
I know when every racing game had to have like a drifting mechanic.
They still do.
Really.
Has it ever played on a Japanese initial DRK game?
That should actually die.
Where's my fish?
I don't have one.
You had the memory card?
Nice.
I don't think they have those anymore. Happy birthday, Laurel.
Remember when every shooting game had an aiming mechanic? It's not the same thing, dude.
Okay. There's not a song in Fast and Furious about shooting your
gun after aiming. But there is a song about going sideways in your car.
You can replay Yaris on 360 arcade now.
Dude.
It might actually be harder to fish at night.
This bullshit, dude.
Every basketball game ad shooting is so lame.
Y'all play the new 2k dude you max your characters out
Stop fishing play the game
Dude I need sedative bad
This is bullshit
A friend of a friend bought a new PS5 just to get the newest 2K.
That's a level of mundane, but like, I kind of envy you know what I mean?
What did I get?
Nothing.
It too got nothing going on upstairs.
It's like, you know, he wins like, see they're like, they're pets and they're like, yeah.
All this motherfucker has to do is like, eat and sleep, you know what I mean?
I think the starfish archer.
To actually work on bits.
No I don't prepare bits for the Moon Moon show.
I've never written something down that I thought was so funny I have to tell you guys.
A straight up.
I've never done that.
Now you could argue that's because I don't have a single funny thought.
Oh, I got a sword! What the f-
I don't need this.
Can I send you a half-assed bit I wrote for you to work on?
Yeah, but you gotta post it in chat.
April Vixx is up.
Bit Ideas for Moon Moon Show.
Giving his mods KPIs new financial year on the Moon Moon Show isn't seeing the productive growth for financial year 26 due to the mods now, KPIs.
Does he guys haven't had real jobs before? That means key performance indicators, KPIs ideas, 7% increase in chat interaction list 30.
Dude, that's not a bit, you're like a financial advisor.
Wait, maybe I should have delivered it better though.
Maybe it's my fault.
See, you're probably still laughing at it.
Dude, I don't think I can get a fish right now.
I want the fish.
I've gotten a fish in this situation.
He handed you a deconstructed joke.
Alright guys, imagine a guy, okay?
The guy is interested in 10% financial growth.
I got fucking crowbar
German moon moon be like hello. I'm Mond Mond. The Germans really call the moon Mond and the Wendy
Yawol!
Yawol, mon-mon!
Estonian women be like Terima Olin Kuku.
What is the, uh, what do Estonians speak?
Do they literally speak Estonian?
Spanish.
Spanish.
Yes, and Russia.
Is the root of the Estonian language, Russia, then?
Like the basis.
close to finish. Oh, what's the root language for finish? Yeah, I feel like I
wanted to ask you guys that at one point, but I forgot. You're all what
The region of the world spoke your role.
The Urals.
The Ural Mountains, Russia.
What am I trying to find?
A motherfucking fish?
I don't think it's possible.
Let's do like five more.
Can I beat the hardcore freelancer?
Good job, dude.
I got it.
See, all we had to do was threaten to leave.
20 branches later.
You guys know anyone who sleeps on a pile of blankets? Like no pillow?
Hello?
Cads.
Okay.
I try to specify to humans.
My cat, August.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
Sorry, Otaga.
I like that one.
I like that one.
I don't like Aga.
Poor Waga.
Drop it!
Well, well! Well...
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
Alright, we can finally go to Italy, dude.
Safe journey, Fortress.
Add equals Add.
I think we can agree that Otaga is a good e-mode.
He's even got, like, the Roblox Smirk going on a little bit.
Welcome to Sapienza. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently
in the area. Track them down. We'll do what you do best. But this is not going to be
easy. Previous actions have put them on high alert so you need to be tactical. Vent
Disappoint 47 normal Italy. I want a little Italy
That's an M&M bar by the way
It's big fun who knows or cares
I'm in. I can climb through that. Where the fuck is this guy?
Oh, well, it'll leave it, it'll leave it, it'll leave it, it'll leave it, it'll leave
it, it'll leave it.
Obviously.
Is that good?
Where?
Oh.
That's from ghost stories?
Oh, the anime?
I've seen that.
virus chamber he is not getting assay dude
Dude.
What the fuck is that?
Excuse me, Wedge.
I don't have the key to my own apartment, everybody. I have it.
He's sleeping?
You gonna go snitch?
That looks just like your apartment.
That's awesome. I'm gonna take this guy out of here cuz I don't know. I haven't seen a
variation where there's two guys in here last raining gloar TV makes yourself
welcome I didn't know I would have visitors tonight
I think there's a mod that lets you switch into women's clothing.
That would be awesome.
Oh, I can scale that.
There's a window!
What's up, dude?
For sale work?
Get your hand up!
What's up, guys?
I don't think I can go in here.
Kitchen jockey.
I got my, I got my kids to say the line yesterday when we were playing Minecraft.
I said, first of all, mine?
And I looked at him and he goes,
that'd be crap!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Mmmmmm!
Classic!
Hey!
What's with all the ground fire in the dining hall?
It's like a bonfire museum.
Ah, it gets so disgusting!
Aaaaaaah!
That's not weird!
That's not weird!
The door's jammed.
Mmmmm!
Mmmmm!
Mmmmm!
Mmmmm!
Oh, here it comes.
Hello?
This one there?
Hey, who made this sound?
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Right now, it's strange to-
Um...
Sleep now, sleep now.
Soppy is a straggler.
Ha ha ha ha!
If you saw that joke from another chatter, look at that!
See, I set such a good example for you guys, because I always give track credit when they give a good joke, dude.
Now that chatter is giving credit to another chatter, dude, that's a positive feedback loop, dude
I need to hurry up, lady. Oh my god, she's not gonna come over here anymore because I strangled that lady. Uh-oh
Guys...
I think we can a little worry about it.
It's kind of dead in this bee if I'm being TBH.
What are you-
What do you- No one?
Troll face?
Someone's about to get trolled.
And it's gonna be you!
Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to take your medicine.
Was that cool?
Yeah, that was cool.
Thanks.
Alright.
All right, how do we get over there also, where's the safe?
I'm looking the wrong fucking direction the safe is in the choice
Trepid's recidiv
How do you guys spell choich?
I just got you to say a slur in Estonia. Get on.
You think this place is locked?
Oh, hell.
Uh, hold up.
We could probably sneak in.
Also, that's my target! Holy shit!
I think it's trespassing if I go back here.
Ain't no way I've used my busy pissing he's praying
Nope.
Moderna Massacre!
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I had to shoot that guy.
Oops.
I want the safe.
I want to be a human being.
I'll let you know what you'll be doing.
Hehehe.
This'll turn around.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
We're gonna have to hide this guy.
Maybe.
Nah, we don't have to hide this guy.
Guys, this is the Narthax, by the way.
Okay, maybe we do have another guy.
Because I'm about to blow this joint.
Oh.
Hey, it's Sewerkey.
Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew,
I'm gonna hide him anyway because I gotta spend some more time on this man.
Never mind, we're leaving.
You guys wanna see something cool?
I'm the priest!
Which way we leave?
Wait, that's the holy bed.
Movie!
the haters said it couldn't be done. Would you look at that?
I'm gonna run this guy over.
Why is he driving on the right side of the road?
No judge, thanks for something. Virus soup, thanks for something.
Dub.
I could easily shot that guy, I fucked up.
Congrats on W100, thank you, thank you.
I'd like to thank Jesus Christ, Lebron James, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Oh
What do we got
Do-do-do-do-do-do S.A.S.O 4 target Wilson Creek fellows, what do you think?
We can do that.
Messi's the actual goat?
I don't think there's anything goat about being messy, dude.
Maybe take a shower.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
real life goats are stinky yeah I mean they can't help it though
do you know what your animals suck? llamas
they'd be spitting dude
And why?
4k
Winamp kicks the llama's ass. Dude, you can't even say it's Winnie. It really whiffs the llama's ass.
Classic. I
Watched a video where a guy said he didn't know what a voodoo graphics card was.
What is that the fucking graphics card you idiot
What's that okay, bro
I'm your agent don't know that was you just forgot dude because there are so
many games just launching them maybe it was like best on voodoo or like
whatever the fuck you'd see them at you see that should a game stop you right
you know eb games there'd be like voodoo shit there I don't know I think
Take your line, as we're trying to save it.
Uhhh...
Do you think America is the entire world?
Okay, that's fair.
That's fair.
Ugh! That's fair.
I'm sorry.
I want to shoot that but I know it's gonna blow up and kill other people. It's just not fucking bear
It's only a vape it there was me trying to blow my nose
This guy here
Greetings.
Want to buy something?
I got it all.
Guns.
Grand Burger, they deserve it.
Hey buddy.
Take care now.
Don't be a stranger.
Um, okay.
Thanks.
I don't think we're friends though.
I don't think we're friends though.
I don't think we're friends though.
I don't think we're friends though.
We're about to hit this wench with the L classic over here holy wait
Oh, this baddie guy is driving me crazy every time
I think I could push this guy
You know what I like about you guys you're just so chill
I have never met a man so full of violence
I need proofing area. I'm just trying to help him and he's behaving like a complete
Not right now
Yeah, I gotta take this guy out unfortunately
I'm afraid if I have him come from the corner here he's gonna see the body
So we gotta figure this out
Okay
Do not see that shit through the window man
I gotta drown this guy.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Hmm
I mean he's looking at his book
I
Guess pissing you think we can car matter in dude no way while he's pissing
Banner banner. Get away
It's definitely killable right now
Hello mega sword
Where the fuck are these guys going, dude?
He ain't garbage and shit.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
BELL, BELL, BELL, BELL, BELL, BELL!
No, oh no!
Hey, keep it steppin'.
Hey, keep it steppin'.
Man, we might need the propane tank for the other guy.
know that think about it me
Fuck it, snitch, bitch.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I can't go any further.
Ring the doorbell five times and it opens.
I
Perfect, right in the middle, boys.
I think we're gonna have to wait for
Oh boy can't wait to check the vault that opened oh boy
Oh boy
Blah blah blah up
What
Did it and then we put the key in the coin the doorway hold up
Just one of those days I don't want to wake up
Something something something and everything
Hello?
You want to look at the coin.
I've moved the coin.
There's a guy directly outside.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Nice.
Your greed will be your downfall.
To the murder makes me with you.
Wait.
The bolt.
Alright man.
Alright.
I really want to take this guy out but I don't think we will.
Oh, pain, oh, pain, oh.
And then we got yield propane tank right here, dude. This time for sure. Wily coyote.
Waiting above a fucking overpass.
Yes. Everything is up to standard.
Me brain did for a pain take
Where's the safe are we getting that boys? Oh, no
Now we good
Hmm, that propane tank is still leaking on the sidewalk.
I think I'll continue my walk in that direction.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate. You should get back to the
Yes, yes, of course I suppose so yes if you need more
We're not friends. You're my gun dealer. I gotta wait.
camera. That would be a sad.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Believers check in.
Oh, yeah.
Say a cool one-liner.
Assassin's Worse Nightmare.
Public transportation.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, but I let you leave that's gonna fast forwarded time we waited for that
Excellent work, Agh, they're 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
I have Ice Pig.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
I think we need the crowbar because we don't have a lot big.
We got a golden gun, what the hell?
We're gonna take this and store them.
Bro, that is not how big that is.
Do you always run to the other side of the glass to pick the weapons?
I didn't know you could get them from that side.
We gotta make some poison.
When I'm the fit and I've got a dear what?
Like a bluster one piece TCG opening fine
I didn't even know they had a fucking card here am I gonna watch the streamer 2x KO tournament
2x K no the
I don't really watch tournament tournaments like the official ones rather actually the
best one.
Oh shit.
Uh oh.
We have the ice pack?
Yes.
Kill down six percent. Can you have better life emotes these ones, sir?
Yeah, I watched a little bit of the Warcraft 3 one. The grubby one. That was good.
Ooh. A wee bit.
Welcome to the Isle of Scale. It's time to put an end to them.
The leader is currently operating in the area.
However, we have very little intel on their identity.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
As to why they are here, well, we know this.
They are participating in a handover.
We also have the following two handovers.
Simply two-owned harrow?
Wait, really?
We know that they have gray hair.
They are wearing glasses.
They are wearing a hat and has a tattoo.
That's crazy.
Your target is agitated and nervous and they see themselves as a foodie. I hope these towels can be used to your advantage
Don't disappoint 47. Good luck. Okay. I need you to react to this now
Roobar
Roobar
I think he's gonna see me boys.
Ooh!
Money!
You love money!
What's up, trying to take a piss, man?
I'm here.
Seriously, I'm about to pay for this.
You're the man for this now.
I'm a multiple Tony of all women playwright.
And, ladies and gentlemen, it's part of my brand.
Oh
How do we get out of this bitch
Right here, I'm so done. I miss the freaking meeting dude
Gray hair earring almost confident that's earrings
Shut the fuck up, dude.
People be talkin' and shit, and I'm all like, nope, Chuck Tester.
You remember Chuck Tester?
Wow.
What's up?
I got some business over here real quick.
No Chuck Tester
I really wish he didn't remind me of that oh but it's okay for you guys to remind me
that force needs this.
Cameras detected.
Why don't we take all of these guys out?
Oh, the fire hydrant dude. I don't want to scare the other guys, though.
I don't think anyone else comes here. Wait, there's a guy below us.
Distraction outside the door you just unlocked? Yeah, I got nowhere to put their bodies though.
Wait, I can just throw them over the thing. Wait, but that doesn't go anywhere.
I'm afraid that if I leave them somewhere and the people walk by, they're just gonna leave,
so we gotta figure something out here.
I mean, I guess I don't have to break the cameras.
But I'm gonna...
Weeeeeeelll!
Yes, hello.
Be careful 47.
You're lucky I don't have a car battery. I'd kill you. I think we gotta get up here.
Goin' up.
Those guards should be happy that I destroyed the surveillance.
Because now they don't have to do their job.
They can just chill.
You guard stuff, like, eat muffins.
Boy, now what that was?
Yeah, you're loud and clean.
How do you think they figure out who gets to order who around?
This is a map I'm not very good at.
Everyone's up above us.
She didn't see us, by the way.
If I lost her on assassin, that would have pissed me off so bad by the way, because she
was definitely in choking range.
It's blood. It's blood. Blood's the secret ingredient, by the way.
I don't know if we have a better disguise as the ship.
It's blood.
Hey!
I'm freeing you, my son.
You're coming with me.
How the fuck do we get out of here?
uh-huh beat someone with a fair the fair has a dare
you guys know that?
Please, my lady, after you. Ah, shit.
I think he gonna see me.
What?
Huh?
But how do they better not leave because of this shit
Oh. Oh, hey.
That's okay.
Uh-oh.
I got bad news.
Uh-oh.
What do we do?
Kill everyone downstairs and put them in this room.
Yes.
I want one of their outfits though, mmmm, do I, yeah.
It's such a valuable artifact, Mrs. Cannon.
I wish I had don't doing life.
Say what?
I believe we would have had such an interesting honor, dude.
Which one do we do?
I don't know.
I'm not going to put him in the boiler, dude.
So we might welcome our best for the final journey.
Don't you agree?
Ta-da!
You can touch all of them.
They're converging.
Say what?
of
the
I killed you
I'm starting to feel uncomfortable now
What
Come on, ladies, ladies.
Command, anybody there? Come in.
We got someone in serious trouble. Come get a salt.
Huh?
Nuh uh.
Nuh uh.
Heh heh, I read.
Huh?
Anyone copy?
I found someone on the ground.
FIET!
Oh, there's a box there. That's nice.
Well, welcome to the pile, my friends.
Welcome to the pile.
I think we're gonna move them close to this door.
better very more very much more pile-esque
Oh
We got a key I
Would like a like
Normal outfit not guard outfit
Gornathic kind of cucks us.
Got a powder.
What's up, boys?
Well, that's like seven
to eight people.
Oh
Necklace
What the fuck it is what the fuck
This is probably hard enough.
Wait, she doesn't have a hat on.
Kappa?
Blonde air, though? Maybe?
Blonde.
Well, let's make sure she doesn't see the body pile.
I suggest you put that away. I suggest you eat shit and die
Well, well
Now
I
Our secret is safe.
Handover me!
We're not even the right place, dude!
Yeah, well at least they can't call any more meetings over here I guess.
There's gotta be a better place for these guys.
What if we drag them all to the edge and just kick them off?
Throwing the chloroform at them counts as a normal knockout, okay.
Good to know.
I assumed it would take precedence, but I guess they would technically have a terrible wound
on their head.
Come along big man.
Down to the part where we go.
Wait new pile spot?
Hold up.
They seem to be so lonely.
What's my hockey setup?
I have left control on hitman vision.
I have to hold it.
I don't have toggle on.
I think everything's default actually.
Oh.
Oh.
I want to become this butler.
I held down a shift of control at the same time, yup.
That is a motherfucking lookout dude.
Unbelievable.
Also how the fuck did he see me?
of
I'm not allowed to be up here.
Target spotted.
No!
Oh, no.
Glasses hat, gray hair.
Oh, I don't know if he has a tattoo.
We could kill everyone when either ice pick killed them.
I can't say shit man.
So I'm gonna keep a TBH.
Maybe it's time for pile two, bros.
Bullet edition.
Let's clear from the top.
of
the
sure was he checking out oh my god he went into the bathroom
there's not a tattoo you gonna go pee pee mister
How rock even drop
Oh man, where's your boss dude?
Okay. It's not okay. I lied.
Oh yeah, we do need the Katana here, right?
hahahaha
what?
come my friend, come
Do you have a tattoo?
I fucking cannot tell.
What are you doing?
Is she nervous?
Oh, she don't have glasses.
Good-looking chatter
Nice TVers, that was awesome
Oh
Not good. Oh God wait
alert alert I think it's probably it's one of these two guys
Awww man!
Ooh that's a bit... that's not a handover though.
No one will ever suspect Pile 3.
He he he.
Let's get you inside, buddy, where it's warm.
Where the f**king stairs, man. I always get confused in this place. Hold up.
What the f**k?
I can't go any higher, huh?
That's in the 2003 Hyundai Taverion, it's featured in Gran Turismo 4, by the way.
How many Gran Turismo should have?
We have our ice pick.
Yes.
Oh no, they have a meeting over here, don't they?
She doesn't have a hat on.
Oh, shit.
Geez, man.
That looks dangerous.
Be careful.
Jesus, man. That looks dangerous. Be careful.
Holy!
what is she doing? What is that? Ah, let's see.
We can travel through walls.
She's nervous.
I
Hmm
We were just in the wrong place again.
What floor was the fucking Katana on?
I thought it was this floor.
This place is AMAZED, dude.
Wasted so much fucking money.
Oh my god.
Well, the most security in the meta.
Yep.
You know what it's about.
Climate change.
Where... around 4, what the hell?
It's funny that the last person is probably our target.
First we get the Thirsting Blade.
I
Have six phones
That's her
I just can't even think of it.
As if a car can't act like a car.
Well, you can rest easy.
I didn't break it.
The Washington twins are probably sure
to fight with them and grow results for you.
I don't know.
Like the 10-year-old famous adventure
around the Arkham legacy.
Or he don't need to care about it.
I don't need to care about it.
Got a problemo assassin, Chan?
Can you poison the food?
Mmmmmmmm.
Yeah.
I gotta be a butler again though.
I was trying to get away.
The leader is a little bit...
I don't know what to say.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Get out of here!
I'm down!
I won't hurt you!
Get out of here!
Where? Where? Where?
Get out of here!
I'm trying to get away!
I'm trying to get away!
I'm trying to get away!
I'm trying to get away!
I'm trying to get away!
Oh
I just looked over there bro.
I-I don't know where the fuck they came from.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
NOOOOOOO!
probably should just change in the fucking color outfit and fucking poison our food dude
bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding but don't
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect
It's gambling tab
Hold
Why did I get in the box? I was already compromised as I was afraid they're gonna see me through the crack in the thingy
My boo's I think
He's one of the seven damn phones?
Oh shit, I didn't realize one of those phones was a handover phone.
That's my bad.
Whoops.
Whoops!
whoops if only I could read oh wait it's you who can't read a literate
boom
meow meow meow meow wait do I even have an epic melee I don't think so wait we have
something even better the cursed blade
Oh, no.
I gotta do Dubai.
I lost me SMG, fellas.
My smudgy.
Ugh!
Oh
That's a lost her ice bed
I was gonna go back and get it but uh
Kind of blew it kind of freakin blew it if I'm being TBH I
Made a smudgy on my iPad screen clean that shit, bro
Oh excuse me
Now if I may be TBH for a moment, okay, we did see that lady teleport through the floor
That was cool. Oh so it's cool when it's cool when the enemy knows sorcery but not me, huh?
Did it hinder me? It confounded me.
It inflicted the confusion status upon me.
I was full space question mark, dude.
I don't think I have a silent sniper.
You know, he guard rise to heaven and moon by today when you shot him.
He ascended.
You were the angels sent to Earth.
to redeem him. Yippee. Do we need a gun? I don't think so, Philip. We got a lot of shit on us.
I'm gonna go pee and get some coffee. Is that chill, boys? Looks around the room.
It's visibly sweating and ill.
You just made food?
Yep.
We'll wait to eat it.
Put it in the microwave so you get brain cancer from the microwaves.
Here we go.
What is up fellas?
Greetings!
Plumber, transit, death, thanks for 7 FDB, thanks for everything, what's up to Leonid?
Living, bronzes, what's up with this?
I'm not sure, thanks for 7 Mahoubi, thanks for 7 Wokie, thanks for 7...
Thanks for my game was unmuted.
Crazy rooster, thanks for 7...
I think we got this, I think we got this.
Is there one like Krillin died and the Goku went Super Saiyan?
members in the area. I trust that you can find them and eliminate them. However, they're
on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You don't want your boomer at anime?
Most of all, good luck.
It's not boomer.
When he gets blown up like an R-word. Whoa dude.
You think swearing makes you cool buddy?
Looking good today, sir
Hmm I think he's well
Time for the Dubai special bait
Don't steal my suitcase
Oh
At least you make tips
Shut up!
Shut your beard up!
It's your turn.
Come on, stop!
Quick! I need some help here!
Please help me!
Hey! I think something bad is going on.
You better do something!
Hey, what's going on?
What are you doing here?
I'm up to you.
I
Remember eliminated
What the fuck is going on?
They're up for this everywhere!
The blade thirsts for more.
Go somewhere safe! Now!
It thirsts for more blood.
Someone help me deal with this asshole
Wake up act like you give a shit
Some guy is being a nuisance to everyone we need to stop him step aside. I'll handle this
Shit, I want you to know
I'll kill you, sir!
I can hear some assistance!
Oh, how are you, kid?
No sign of him here!
I'm coming. I'm coming for you.
Son of a bitch.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death
I got that one out here.
Damn it!
I need some help here!
Get down!
Get me down!
Hehehehehe
Where's this last guy?
Level 4?
Who's he to?
There's just no way he would come in here, right?
Why would you do that?
This guy didn't even notice.
Yeah.
No, I didn't.
I need an SMG.
I'm sorry, I've never not seen you.
Hello sir.
Hi.
I work here.
Sir.
I don't know what the person is.
Sir.
Hmm
How are we gonna kill this guy
Hmm Katana
Nothing
Snitch. Time to vax you bitch.
Wait. SMG.
Herb-er-ver-ver-ver-ver.
Mr. Transparent, thanks for the result.
She knew the risk when she took the job cleaning windows.
yep she did she did know that and the fine printed said you may get assaulted
by a guy excellent work back there that looks a lot like Yoda with the cursive
blade we cannot show down on a guy that
We simply Cab Notch!
Excuse me.
We have to bring the Katana again, though.
Burn!
Yes!
Ho ho ho!
Wait, I need the Fireball War.
Wait, we can get it in a second.
I can get it right now.
Wait, I'm coming back anyway.
Ho ho ho!
This map...
The lockpick is not useful, so we're not going to grab it.
Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho!
When's the Talking Ben movie?
What do you think his tragic back story is gonna be where he can only say like five things?
Traumatic brain injury from like sports or something?
I call, dude I'm calling it right now that's what it is.
Used to play football dude.
Top of his class.
There's gonna be a little ten minute montage at the beginning of him like almost winning
the state championship.
It's tackled by talking Tom earlier.
Do you think it's a war injury?
Maybe.
He was in the, talking Ben was in the Korean War.
I can see that.
He kind of sits like a boomer that was in the Korean War wood set, you know, like in
his living room in the shitty chair or whatever.
Hold cut, beginning of the movie.
Talking Ben's watching MASH in his living room.
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes, and I can't take or leave it if I choose.
Yeah, make that movie.
Grave Smackers issue, who are they?
I did see that, and by see that I mean Twitch chat told me that the guy who boys you would have died.
I'm a literate cell. I have all of my news read to me
Welcome to Hokkaido
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
Track them down and do what you do best
Be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Godspeed 47. He looks so sad, dude
I get up
the
last name is Reaper.
That's cool.
I'd like to see you in the winter garden shortly.
Of course.
Very well.
A quite long couple of months.
Yeah, it's a good situation.
Miss Yamazaki's very smart.
Very clever.
Tough as nails, too.
You should see her in a corner.
She seems a bit...
I don't know.
One time, Jesus.
That's the best way to bring in one kilogram of powdered sugar into a city where sugar is
illegal.
Ah, heading to Salt Lake City, are we?
I would use a proxy.
He's my blade.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Don't make me poison, yippee!
Damn, they look kinda cool!
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Please, please.
You've got to help.
Go give up the fire.
And down.
Make it clean.
Man, red lead, OK?
I hear it here.
Remember, separate blood.
Snap out of it.
We're fear and panic.
I don't bring the hammer down on any of my mistakes, so I'll call him.
I don't!
Come here!
Requesting assistance!
You have a gun?
Man down, man down!
Keep firing!
Fuck you there!
What the fuck?
Get out!
You don't want to lose this guy again.
Come in Delta 6, this is Big Cat on Tango's last known position, nothing here, no one here.
Spits on you, please advise, over.
Glenarys thinks we're settled.
Okay, that's bullshit. It's gonna go away in a second. Or else.
You know this guy's feeling a little lucky. Hey! That's my fucking briefcase, bitch!
It's over now. He's gone.
At Moon Moon, I am stroking my shit right now. It's so deep.
What's up stroking my shit, guy?
I work here.
What the hell did I just pick up?
I did not know this was here.
Holy.
Granted I read a chatters message about it.
I didn't find it.
Per se.
But that's okay.
But that's okay.
Same per se is not like nerd stuff.
What?
Moving into Investigate Minor Disturbance.
Out!
Bring it on!
Hmm, what's the best side to do this from?
We're not compromise nice
Who are you man? Do I know you?
Hey, excuse me. I'm talking to you
Help!
Help!
You go!
Watch him out!
Last human bender, Lakes for Subbot?
He's not there, Prapete!
He's not there!
Invincible I am!
Baskett, Lakes for Subbot?
Lot of dead people here boys on a dead people
Lot of dead people
Emerges from the old like the one exit roof
Fuck off give me a break
Mm-hmm. Hey, buddy. Oh, you want you're gonna get something to eat? That's cool.
Hmm. Well, I suppose we can fiber wire kill the other guy.
How do we get this guy?
that's a little harsh isn't it a total ban I don't know patient did die famous
one at that still it's not the chest
to the listening on today me here
of
the
death of
the
death of
I
Yeah
That was pretty good.
I can't write jokes.
Is that the joke, Lord?
You don't get it?
I put him in the freezer after I killed him.
So, like I said, I still...
Well, here I go, kill him again.
I'm not gonna blow this one open where's my phone and it
Oh you drinking beer out here you shouldn't be doing that on the job
What do you think he was eatin'?
How do you think he was eatin' spaghetti?
Puscatty.
Pizza rolls.
Mmm, could be.
Well, future note, we can use that as a distraction
Instead of just brute force shooting the guy in the head, where's the last piece?
Hand it.
I gotta choke this last guy out.
Murder style.
Am I understood?
Oh, gosh, do you need help?
I hope they don't pin it on me, fellas.
I heard money.
Step into the wrong hand tomhole jacked
Hey, you need anything?
I got some cool stuff.
You have no idea.
Oh, garbage.
Oh, we might have been able to afford that.
Target located.
The word.
Trophaceous.
Oh, going out for a smoke, aren't we, bud?
No one picked this guy up.
That's so sad.
I'll help you out, buddy.
your brother. No, I overshot it.
It's not weird. It's not weird. It's not weird. Everyone does this.
Who fucking noticed me?
Hides?
The target?
Yeah, but we're doing that on purpose.
We want him to know we're coming.
Looks like a psychological horror thing.
He's being haunted right now.
As everyone around him dies.
Inside
Yes nothing at all big one
You're pretty good, I'll give you that.
Who are you? Former Special Forces?
Delta? We could use someone like you.
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
of
I'm not in the target!
Anyone?
I'm not in the target!
He's gone!
He's gone!
Watch out!
Come here, do you copy?
I'm gonna kill him!
The possible suspect is this guy himself is one of us.
You've spread fear within this indicate get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch
Boss them over. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you fucking right
All right, I think it's like Planko if you think about it.
Now we have to do our shut down Hawks Bay, which, while not impossible,
Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment
Please let there be a safe
We have now tracked down the syndicate leaders location
You know we could I've provided you with new Intel
We could set up, I mean we're gonna set up with our sniper, we're bringing a sniper
boys.
It's gonna be an old school Lee Harvey Oswald shindig.
oof
oops
a lot of shit
Alright, we got a one shot one kill this bad boy and not get shot from across the map by
an assassin that instantly kills us.
I'm bringing the dragon off.
as big as I am.
We need a bomb.
Mikey Momo, thanks for sub-a-
I kinda wish we had our silence gun that I could have bought last round.
Zimper, thanks for subbing.
Get on.
Dude, this thing's so big.
Hmph!
Hmph!
Hmm-hm-hm!
Hmph-hm-hm-hmm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!
M-m-m-m-m-m-ing, off!
Next door, thanks for...
7? I require the nail.
bars up. Hey, I will grab the nail in him.
He's going...
They lost JFK's brain before an odd post could be completed. You mean autopsy?
Dude!
Dude, everyone knows it was Lee Harvey Oswald, man, okay?
Who else could do it?
John Wilkes Booth?
Hmm, true. He could have time-traveled.
Gantler safe as well?
Let me tell you about my Lee Harvey Oswald JFK theory.
Ha ha ha ha!
The time-traveler's brain disappears after death.
Okay, what fucking time-travel rule is that?
You're not the boss of time-travel.
safe journey 47
i'm listening to the wrong podcast we did it we have managed to locate the leader
however their identity is unknown so to assist you i have some intel that might help you on your
mission however they're on high alert so you need to be careful on the other hand we do know this
They are attending a covert meeting.
Else have the little identification we have on them.
We know that they have black hair.
They are wearing earrings.
They are wearing a hat and wearing a necklace.
Furthermore, your target is a smoker.
And they see themselves as a food.
I hope this will help.
I thought that...
Godspeed, 47.
Oh, I thought that.
Nice to meet you.
Got her scared, Dantle.
Let's check the shop. I was not listening to her. Necklace earrings, hat, black hair.
Smoker.
I'm about to snipe the fuck out of this bitch, come on, God!
Hey, do you need anything? I've got some stuff. I'm all theirs.
Wait, this isn't silenced.
I think we should grab this now.
Uh, let's grab these two.
I'm trying to take items out of the shop right now.
If you need more, you know where to find me.
Wow!
Hey!
Uuuuuhmmmmm... Okay, man.
What the fuck is this picture?
She's drinking it.
This is not good, man.
Hey, maybe we can get this guy's outfit.
That'd be nice.
What the heck was that?
Okay, bleakie.
What was that doing?
Wonder what that could be.
I don't know.
Not good, not good.
Hello?
Hello there?
Hello?
Come on, don't give me this shit right now.
This shit right now.
Is that guy ever gonna fucking turn around, dude?
Where is my...
Where is it?
Hello?
Wow.
They're not picking up.
Weird.
Excuse you?
Dude, an A-microbar.
A-microbar no longer exists.
Wow.
Excuse you?
Dude, an 8-microbar. Microbar no longer exists.
Well, that was... exciting.
I need your fucking costume, mate!
Hey, who's that noise?
Oh, come on!
Hmm, do you think we can get away with it?
Uh, Martin's sneaking around like that.
Shut up, nerd.
Yeah, what? I'm here, man. I'm away, for fuck's sake.
Hmmmmmm.
That's smoke or a poop?
I
He's on Spoko!
Leave me alone!
It's just one of those days, you know?
JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
Everything is running according to plan.
I trust you.
Yes, we're done.
There we go.
Okay?
Not good.
Alright.
I wish I could help you with your necklace.
Let's go for a sit-in up there, get a job.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Hey, guy.
What the fuck did you come from?
I think she's smoking too.
We just desperately need that fuckin' father outfit, man.
It would be so easy.
I
What I just wrote what's going on who's trying shit around
Come on!
We all got a big flag now.
Mama!
Jesus!
Yeah, easy now, big boy.
Huh?
Hey!
Watch!
Mm-mm.
No way, man.
That's a lookout.
Couldn't get into the Italian car.
What the fuck do you mean, bitch?
That was top of my class.
Okay, this guy's having a secret meeting?
I don't know if he has any idea.
Yeah, you might have it only on one side.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No!
There's gonna be an easy way to get up top.
I think this is it.
And by easy I mean...
This motherfucker.
of
one of the
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Easy now, mister. Take it slow.
Move!
Sir, we cannot tolerate that kind of behavior.
Thank you, the money's up.
Got it all!
Just snipe one of them and I hope you get lucky.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am here.
I am your one.
Hey, easy with the attitude.
This is the ceiling.
I am.
I am.
No, don't go.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I can't use the lab, but...
That's an Echolus.
Earring, she matches the description.
Oh, my briefcase!
That's fine.
There she is.
Man, we got a situation.
Ah, don't give me this shit right now.
Oh, no.
It's in the garage.
Not bad.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Brother.
Huh? Okay.
Open the store.
No way he actually did it.
Okay, now we in business.
fuck you
fuck you
what's up?
yoink?
yoink?
Hmm
Like, my fucking game crashed dude.
Yippee!
Saved by the crash dude!
Yippee!
Yippee!
Oh yeah dude, we love to see that, we love to see that dude.
I couldn't grab him.
Why does that happen when you fuck up?
You're gonna grab the gun first?
I don't think that matters.
What do I not have?
Hit UI mod installed, Amiga.
What is that, dude?
Are we at all of our shit?
It's going to be a different person, dude.
Do you see SA status and Freelancer among other customizations?
I might get that then tomorrow for a confiderate for seven. I'm gonna be our
back. Is that cool? Yeah, I think that's cool. I gotta get some water. Is our guard
listening? Mr. Gardo! Let's be Lord. Alright, beer back.
I
I got my coffee, finally.
Am I wilder?
You gotta stay hydrated.
Oh my, she might.
Thanks for 6, 7 months straight.
That's the right thing to do against something.
Yoda 47.
Nice name.
Well, to full space, it's time to turn into the leader is currently operating in the area.
However, we have very little intel on their identity, but this is not going to be easy.
The previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Nevertheless, we do know this. They are attending a covert meeting.
We also have the following description on their looks.
We know that they have black hair, they are wearing earrings, they are wearing a hat and wearing a necklace.
We also know that the target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind and they smoke.
I hope these towels can be used to your advantage.
Good luck, 47.
The L Classico. Oh, we didn't lose our crowbar this time. Because of the conveniently timed
to crash. Yes. I think I have a science affection, boys.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, not science infection, dude.
Oh, it is the same guy.
Normally it changes.
Or maybe it's just the regular missions that change.
Excuse me, a cheeky whack of Fent always sorts of science infections for me?
I'll be closing in soon, good.
Keep your fingers crossed, bye.
Okay, I'll see you later.
Stay asleep.
Uh, we're gonna shoot this.
And probably this XD.
of
the
of
Oh my god.
I was gonna sneak past him to go inside.
Multibene? Rat poison? Suspect? Oh.
bold Jesus put the gun away man it's a
camera
holy shit man I want to be able to fall
this guy around so there's only two
exits. My issue is that if we start blasting, they're probably going to use this car.
She's a prime suspect and she's doing a secret meeting.
Go, go Gadget, multi-biddy!
Uh, oh, we don't have our Trinket.
Oh no
Guys
I just noticed the cruise ship the yacht
The yacht
A large crab maybe?
A large enemy crab, perhaps?
What?
What?
The
Brick is OP.
Hey there.
So, need anything?
Yeah.
Not very well.
Hmm, different but the same.
We got our silent sniper rifle, that could help.
machete just come back if you need it
reese concealing the machete no more
pick it up motherfucker
There's gotta be like a fast way to the second floor.
Just blow the house up.
Just blow the house up.
Just one of those days.
Just one of those days.
Get a wet fart?
That's gross, dude.
Go light your head.
I think it might be her boys if I'm if I'm being TVH I just gotta be a little
Watcher.
What's the other poody?
Let's watch her through the wall.
Saw her.
That leaves two targets.
I mean, it's probably this guy right here, right?
He's the last guy.
Damn.
I'd suggest you put that away.
Oh man.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna we're gonna forgo the sniper rifle kill
Fuck we could snipe him and then blow it up actually
of
the
of
the
I'm gonna miss that first shot.
They're fleeing like rats, dude.
We're about to hear that eight times by the way.
of
Get the guns from the same room? I already have those guns. They're not very good. I'm
Pretty sure I already have those games.
Why does it make that sound? That's the sound that happens when a potential target leaves the map.
That's why they call him the Hitman.
Really Hitman.
Well done 47.
This will make anyone think twice before turning into a life of crime.
Hang low, see if they can live it.
We're about to pull out December 4th.
Remember the kill only objective?
Were you?
Nah.
I don't want to risk it on this map because of the instant kill assassins who like to
be all like,
I saw you and now you got excellent 47. You took down the syndicate
Wait, is this the one and let me know when you're ready
The one is epic
Oh man. Yup. Yup, yup, yup. What do we get?
Yolk. Um... Yolk. And... that it.
Now these are some maps boys.
We're going to do Colorado.
Oh yeah.
Let's go.
Am I going to win?
Hmmmmm...
Uhhh...
Uh...
Possibly.
Colorado is in particularly hard. It's doing it's own Assassin's like really hard, it's like...
I just happen to like, sat down and like, tried. You know what I mean?
I mean I've tried. But like, with no knowledge about the map.
And so I lost.
A chatter said they did an S.A.S.O today.
Hats off to you, bro.
I don't know how to do that.
Meal meat. Oh, except I don't wear a hat because I'm not hair cooked.
So...
Scalps off to you, my friend.
You hate for 007?
Um, I don't know anything about it.
Except it's made by the people who made this game.
I don't even know when it's coming out.
Wait, May 21st?
What the?
Oh, the 27th?
Yeah, maybe I can ask my agency to get like an early coat or some shit.
Mimm, mimm, mimm, mimm, mimm.
Aren't you cool.
A match is the not trying to flex.
Not flexing.
Four targets.
guard sniper silenced pistol kill. Okay. We don't have to drop something. Oh, we still
of the katana don't need that
maybe I can ask my agency pushes up glasses okay I wasn't trying to flex and
I also know I did not sound like a nerd
Uh-oh. Wait, I need the guitar. Oh my god.
No sword.
Meow, meow, meow.
Kinda wish I had any different epic weapon, but I do. I have a fiber wire.
But I don't know if that counts.
Oh, yeah.
Why was there an ex- or red exclamation point there?
Is there always a red exclamation point when you do that?
Oh, because I can't carry two briefcases.
of
the
Okay, so it's come to this.
Hey, where are you going?
Yeah
Oh, yeah, and one more thing
Oh, yeah, and I gotta go my katana
Where's my katana?
It looks like an accident.
I don't have my fucking guitar on, man!
Oh!
Well...
of
death
of
death
of
I want to put this sniper down somewhere.
I just realized I'm not in a guard out there.
Don't move.
of
of
of
us
off
of
Well done. This will surely be a blow to the second.
I'm you now.
How do we lure this guy?
Greetings.
It's open.
I
Use me
You might turn around
I just pulled my bag.
J.O.C. do radius.
Blah, blah, blah.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Are you interested in a meal, perhaps?
Can I interest you in some hors d'oeuvres?
I
How about
I just think it's impossible to come by the man who can't even travel through the darkness.
Sir.
Good day.
Good day.
Sir.
Are you there?
You need anything?
I'm just chilling right now.
come on
what's that
you should get back to the same house
i'll contact you later
i'm in combat
I'mma get ya!
I know you can see me, Bulge!
Rrraah!
Just gonna shot.
Or I'm gonna show up.
of
the
of
the
Dude!
Take it down! I understand.
We've been keeping in the worst positions.
But not many worse positions.
I'll be there.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Rear view bar!
It's on a mask!
Oh, it's a skin grab, dude!
I told you!
My urge to kill has risen.
of
death
of
death
of
I'm gonna go back to the ship.
I'm gonna go back to the ship.
I'm gonna go back to the ship.
Where are no ending screen? Kind of tripping me already, look again.
There are tech ethics or something.
Mama mia.
Mama mia.
Embrace of work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Headshot kill, legendary.
What's what's legendary
What's legendary
We got a lot of guns now
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom sedative
Let's take Miami out of the equation here because it can be a little sus am I right
fellows
Oh, no we got a grower we're good. Oh, you need five more. Okay, we're not taking this. Goodbye
Tell me I grab my SMG.
Anyone.
Doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Oh, I'll take yours up a- You grabbed it.
Hmm.
You did.
This should have been taken off my list, boys.
This should have been taken out by those boys.
Dude, no you're not shut up
Now let's see here what's gonna be easier get the guards with price sniper
Like a ghost.
of
I miss.
There's two lockers here, what the fuck?
Slip your ass, babe.
How am I missing?
Noob?
Reloading!
Excuse me.
I'm a cop.
It's me, cop.
It's just not worth it to kill these guys.
Let's see here.
I'm pretty confident I can hit any one of these ladies.
Been a long time since I've been up here.
What's up, man? What's up?
Normally, I just kill over.
of
the
Gotta hurry!
Oh, no!
Wait, what gun was that?
Oh.
I have a plan.
Can we hide in here with the briefcase?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
I didn't make a bomb, dude.
Really?
What?
What?
If you speak to me again, I will kill everyone on this boat.
Hey, I'm sorry, but, uh, I need help.
Oh.
Where's the final piece?
Found it.
probably train on the side
Hey, what are you doing in here, mate?
I
So sorry it has to be like this
We have a minor situation.
Good.
We need more traffic.
Oh, there's a dead guy next to me.
The only command do you copy.
We got multiple bodies on the ground.
They were in trouble.
There's a guy comes in here.
What the fuck was that?
I saw him, but he could be anywhere.
Bumble blue? Thanks for seven.
Damn, she low.
Daps you up. My hand is covered in Cupid mayo. What up?
Why you like that?
I wish I had a coin what's your plan? Oh, that's gale
Oh Miami, how I pine for the
What's up guys you guys are so cool seriously
Wow, so you got the blueprints
Most impressive people get what they pay for mr. Norfolk and you pay for the best
Oh
Nope no one is here yet
huh
oh you disgusting syndicates scum welcome to the den of evil
syndicate member eliminated don't done 57
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
Oh, hey, man, I gotta talk to you briefly very brief
Get it briefly
Ha ha ha!
You there?
You need anything?
I might just have what you need.
Love you have no idea.
Kind of want this.
It's gold. That's cool. Oh, it's a supersonical. Subsonical.
Yonk? Why 15k for RNG? Do you need anything else?
It persists between campaign failures.
And no one will ever be the wiser.
Why he standing there?
Oh, you just had a dash of PTSD.
Impressive work you did back there.
Do you design your own campaigns in this or not?
You're not even expected to make a assignment.
Um, you, you choose what sort, I mean, yeah, technically, yeah.
You get eight folders and the game asks for specific side objectives
related to the kind of folder that you pick.
I like assassination in espionage because it's sneaking around and killing people with guns
and shit cool gun was an arms trafficking one which is usually just a shootout there's
a one that focuses on poisoning people there's one that there's tons of I'm we've not been
offer silent assassin for ever.
Meow, meow, meow.
I think we want the showdown in Dubai. Dubai's pretty big.
Not very cramped.
There's one that offers you random side objectives,
which is the one we're doing right now, Sick Games.
I like suit games assassination espionage scyops which is another stealth focused one
Uh, that's pretty much it.
The other ones are good.
I don't need those.
Some of them require having a darken, which, uh, I have famously managed to lose every
darken I've ever had, so.
Kilroy the Great.
or something? Yeah, there's an accidents focused one.
That, that ain't my style.
Like I don't, I like doing soundless after these words, but
man, I
ain't trying to like electrocute and emulate people like every
rep.
bomb. La bomba. La la la la bomba.
So how the song goes
I'm sorry
So I'm a sash and big only
You can't kill people with the fish though
I wish for Lance to have the ability to see if the mission was still silenced, so when
it's not.
Apparently there's a mod called Hit UI that does that.
I also wish that.
You're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, 47.
Wait, there's only one target.
Why am I getting a payout of 4.20 already? What's happening?
Oh.
The loading was fucked up. That was weird.
Weird.
Thoughts on Victor, Winbenyama?
I root for him.
I also like LeBron and Shohei Otani in baseball.
Basketball, I think.
uh... i like uh... christiano ronaldo
mayhaps you've heard of him
and messy of course
do not answer
uh...
Excuse me?
Where's- Who is this?
How?
It's on me! It's on me! It's on me! It's on me! It's on me!
It's on me. It's on me. It's on me. It's on me.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
Instrictoristic things all that...
Guess to my propane?
Ehehehe he's-
Yes, come in. Step into my domain.
Nothing here command
Get a key and a key card what the hell
Dude, you're overreacting.
I work here.
Did we cancel her corp's report?
I have my uh what's it called?
time. Moderna moon baby. I forgot to bring a non- oh we have our trinket. No. Woops. Woopsy.
I did not sign up.
Uh-oh.
Um, God is...
Back alive.
I'm just stupid hot down here today.
This stage keeps getting...
It might be a little warm in here.
Those exhaust fumes are just horrible.
I know, I know.
Who the hell just hasn't put an AC unit in a basement garage?
Someone doesn't work here anymore.
I hope.
My dad came by the bank last week.
I wonder if he would have seen me.
more masonic members in any of the banks
la la la la la la la la la la this guy's blind
i told them that but he kept on
i knew this bank was actually being
No, I'm not here.
Surprise!
I'm sure they have no...
I'm in.
I'm gonna need this.
Wait, where are the keys?
I got one- oh, here we go.
Uh, here we go.
There's like a- it's in the checkpoint upstairs.
I'm really sorry, but we've had to section off this area for now.
Head of security, I think that may be some hampering going on here.
I don't pay you to think. I pay you to die.
This ain't gonna work.
Um...
um
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
oh buddy you shouldn't have seen me no they might we do he's a coward oh no
they found the body pile
I don't know.
Oh, don't know?
How did I miss the deposit key?
Noob?
Mayhaps, mayhaps.
Well at least it's not as bad as that time.
Now, sweethearts.
Sleep.
Is he okay? No.
I have nothing to report to my current location. Over.
Who the fuck is that?
Hey, let me rent you a question, okay?
I got a bomb.
Two slugs?
I was mashing you!
or for you
oh they walk everyone up that was really nice of them these guys were
sleeping on the ground some action the bank was actually being run by
Hey there, go. What's this Joker up to, anyway?
Oh.
Stop and use that.
Aww.
I'm not giving you another chance, mister.
He's a rot your brain.
TV
We might have a situation sweeping area over
That was a very unflattering pose the Jander struck us he fucking got's right.
right
Yeah
Sleep now sleep
Isn't there
Do I have the
Where the keys my freaking blind arena
I got it
Get it over here. Hey!
Oh, hey, man.
I would appear you ran the wrong direction, bro.
How did I kill everyone except for him, bro?
Hello! Security! I need some help!
Command area is on clear. Policehad five is over.
Gotcha! Oh god!
Uh, can you get up?
Can you hear me?
Come in! Come in!
Ba da da da ba na ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba po po po po po po po po po po!
Aw, shit.
Well, fellas, it was a good run.
But I gotta bolt the head.
Oh, my God!
Fire in the hole!
Go there!
I
Can we close the door hey, I need some backup over here
got a speed atl
how much money was that? like 7k?
Hey, you're the only person freaking out, maybe that guy is dragging a body up the stairs
I need help! Someone please help me!
Where am I?
Looking-
Hey, strongman!
Yup.
You're not a funny guy!
Hey!
What could I interest you in?
Get that cash?
I gotta hide, dude. Sorry.
He cards that ball in the security room next to it in a wall safe.
Oh, me.
Dude, play cool, gun dealer.
You played the story you would know?
Yeah, but now I know because the chatter told me.
And it literally took me two seconds to read his message.
Isn't that cool?
from Dahamper.
Woo!
I strongly suggest you leave the vicinity!
Hey!
Anything cool?
Gun.
Excellent.
Hmm.
We're only two 100 off dude.
That's fucked up.
Is there more in the vault?
I don't think so.
non-targets did this. It's possible actually.
Uh, let's grab this.
Yeah!
Well.
So it is. So it shall be.
Syndicate number eliminated. Well done, you said no.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Don't hesitate to check. I've always...
To the hamper we go.
What is the purpose of a hamper like this in a bathroom anyway?
A public bathroom.
Towels?
the appers we chill or what do you need anything well you've got to learn how to
See
You better
Truck downstairs hell no dog
I'm walking out the front door, because that's swag.
Oh, Billy.
Your investigation should conclude here, Billy.
No negligence led to this, Billy.
Well, oh my.
How am I so compromised on this seat?
What the hell?
There are a lot of guns man.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
Mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee.
Welp.
Time to scat that old boys.
Oh my god. Oh no! Who is that?
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
It's our buddy, man!
Back to drawing board 47.
Yeah.
Holy shit, that was cool dude.
Let's gamble.
Oh, Max win!
I don't even know what I lost.
I lost the SMG.
The Cromary has spent 15k on it.
Yeah, but I didn't have that before the mission, so did I really lose it, dude?
You gotta think with your head sometimes, tWitchat.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Wait, we gotta catch a fit.
Well, we can all agree it was worth it to try to exit from the front, right, guys?
Right, fellas?
It was worth it, though, right?
It would have been swag and not stupid right right guys
Dude
You were rightfully given justice for your insolence.
Nah, that's what I would have did.
That's what I would have did though.
That's the technique.
Kill everyone and walk out the front door as bullets are being shot at you?
No.
Come on guys. All in believe one point. You guys are able to bet one point at a time.
The key was club, thanks for selling it.
What the blooned?
I gotta catch the fit.
It's daytime, so surely they're all awake, right?
I hope I catch.
I hope I catch.
I hope I catch.
I hope I catch.
Come crush my cock with a rock I must. Maximum king I must endure. Okay, here we go.
What a death scream dude.
Give me the fish now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
You made me love but we kind of burnt the bottom a bit would you still like a piece?
Hey man, as far as I'm concerned me love is kind of gross.
hey give it a little crunchy that's too much meat bro
meatloaf sauce reliant there's got to be a better meatloaf sauce than like some weird
mixture of like Worcestershire and ketchup right or whatever like A1 ketchup what what's
the standard meatloaf sauce cuz I'm pretty sure it's like what my mom did
barbecue sauce and must
fit I made a beef Wellington do you want some
Isn't Beef Wellington like a pastry or some shit?
Isn't Beef Wellington like a meat pie?
A fancy corn dog.
Oh.
I don't like corn dogs.
I made a salad. I know you don't want any. Don't worry. I like salad. I like Caesar
salad with anchovies. I like vinaigrette. I'm trying to think of the one that I like.
No not the honey mustard one dude.
Egg salad's the worst salad.
Nah you can spice up egg salad so that it doesn't suck dude.
Do not add raisins.
Big Macs are essentially salads. Dude, it's been so long since I had a Big Mac, bro.
It's just like 16 bucks now.
What's the fucking dealio with that?
They're so dry? Dude, you gotta get the Big Mac how it comes, and you gotta dip it in ketchup, bro.
Mmm. It's like $7.99 now? Wait, really?
You gotta get it wet.
I got a piss real quick.
Blow my nose.
Yes, Pido!
Here, be real quick. Have you seen what a Big Mac looks like after six months?
Dude.
You can say that about anything you eat, if you're an American.
What's the big deal with early onset obesity, slash diabetes, or a mysteriously rising amount of colon cancer incidents, or anything like that?
that. I think what's important is that they're allowed to charge as much as they want for
the stuff that they call in quotes food. And I'm allowed to have tumors in my asshole.
You're back!
Hmm.
R level 9, thanks for subbing, interdicted Mula Interdimensional Cable 2, thanks for subbing, the name tells and king of money, thanks for subbing.
Boom.
An accused club in Vildex and Bloss Zero and Sam Yacht and shortingers dad, thanks for subbing.
And Croppy, thanks for subbing.
Man, from Trinidad.
Holy...
Holy...
I'm gonna play Zero Parades, what is that?
What is that?
Disco Alysium?
Oh.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
Eventually.
How was I missing? He must have been behind a wall.
Oh, time to go beat up some bikers.
No, uh, you can't see me.
I'm John Cena.
Uh-oh.
I think I can reach this guy.
I heard something weird. I'm gonna go check it out.
I'm the biker now.
Yee-haw.
I can't wait to get hit, UI.
Kind of excited about that.
Excited to see the silent assassin status.
Where are you? I think it's below me.
He he he he he.
We have a lot of people to kill out in the open, ha ha ha.
Well I believe it's for sure.
I'm gonna choke ya!
Command, got possible 517, moving in to investigate.
517 on motherfuckin' biker!
I
Where the hell did he go? Oh
Anybody there come in
something really bad is going down be ready you have any idea who told them
regards could be you for all I know but he was on congas
come on do you copy truly no one comes from behind us right let's move back a
a little bit. We gotta get out of the splash zone here.
Dude, he's so fucking fast!
I need another victim. I mean willing participant.
It's gonna be flopping, bro.
What do you want?
What do you want?
Uh oh.
Oh no buddy.
It's not this way.
I'm starting to get better with all of this.
You're leaving here?
What's that clicking sound?
It's a gun.
Back to business.
And we're gonna do a little bit of this.
Ever eliminated. Well done, 47.
I
Love them 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate sound like Goku hey
Hey, where's number
Okay, it's me
Wait, the safe's on this floor.
That's a hard picture actually dude holy.
Alright big dog.
I don't have another bomb, dude.
I gotta look for the freaking clues, man.
Blue detected.
Wait, that's just porn.
it yeah we lost him he's long gone I'm in
Oh, look at this.
Nido burrito.
And now we wait.
What do you think Yoda thinks about when he's alone with his thoughts?
Ah! Balls!
Hey, security guy! Hold up, just a m-
Lost sight of him. Moved to a better position.
They used my poison.
Hey, he's not here.
Didn't I just kill you?
It's me.
I need backup.
I got a body here.
What are you looking at?
He's looking right at us.
He's not here.
He has to be.
Find him.
Okay, I hear you.
Nothing in my position.
I need some help here.
Well, I'm going to make sure the safe's okay.
Yoink!
What's that command okay continuing search
Hey buddy, what's your involvement in this?
The policy don't try anything still crap
Like a ghost in the shell to
I
Didn't have to be like this man
I need like a lone biker dude
in a big strong biker command quarter all clear relocated jeez we need more men now
Oh, big strongman, maybe.
Leave the area and don't panic.
Ah-ya!
Come on, come on.
I'm letting the location down.
Uh, staircase.
Broom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
You know, we should have sedated this guy up here.
I hear a courier!
Who wants cocaine by the way?
That's a unique looking human.
How are we getting this guy?
Oh, what?
Oh, we killed him before he could be sedated.
whoops we gotta check them out here man where's the ship hmm now let's get that
battle boys
happy trees are making me house thanks for something
well, where my epic exit music go
I think I'm becoming the scab man actually
I'm developing a stuff
Wait, we have enough in shotgun?
Epic!
Nope, nope, nope, nope!
Where we dropping, dude?
Hurry!
Only use one disguise
She had poster fix for seven says poop appropriate I
Require the lock pick located
Hello schloper
greetings my poop sacking not today not today not today the colon is clear
they didn't come here to watch anything but silent assassin runs they give it
Come to me bro, what do you want?
You know I'm good for it.
95% accuracy.
Redeem new emo.
Which one?
points. I'm not trying to, I'm just not very good at it. Excuse me. I need a silenced
Pistola, dude
Let's use the shitty one
Jank Jean-Qua Jean-Quad Vincent. Thanks for stuff. What a name, damn
He French we go into Paris safe journey
I'm scared I can't help it.
Welcome to Paris.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Don't disappoint, 47.
Is there a requirement that the bodyguards roll a giga-handsome?
You see that guy with the mustache?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Have a nice one.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
right there please follow orders sir I'm escorting you out of here
okay that was it you're free to go
Do you think they'll shoot me the third time they catch me?
I'm not... is a guy a doctor? Who's he?
get yourself out of this hospital
I
Will fuck Emma
It's not Napoli on I know that guy
Hi, it's me might be nothing but hurt something suspicious just a hunch
With me you come.
Is that a fucking battleaxe, hello?
Oh, there's other shit in here.
In peace you must rest.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear in the syndicate.
Guys with the battle axe, what about over here?
Sabra? Where do you have one of these?
Broom-broom-broom-broom-broom.
Broom-broom-broom-broom-broom.
Well now we know what cool way in.
This is a body art outfit which is one of the best ones on this map.
They don't want to hear it, man!
What do you think Napoleon's smelling like?
Shit? Oh. That's not good. He's probably taking a bath or something. I am out. I'm gonna go to the basement.
He smelled like a bear with a dead. No way he smelled like that.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Yeah, where the hell'd he go?
That is bullshit, dude.
He's gone!
They're not shooting me!
That's what you copy.
I'm at the location now, and I have nothing to report over.
That's an actual bug? That's okay.
The guards made the right decision.
It's not a bug?
I was never in combat!
What do you mean it's not a bug?
I've got serious hardware.
Interested?
Yes.
After you.
Hmm.
Epic is horrible.
I think we... don't we have one?
gonna save thanks that's very pleasant that's my plug by the way
I whispered that so you wouldn't hear me by the way.
There's just another...
Hmm.
Sorry, I was about to say something cool, but then...
I didn't have anything cool to say, so...
Go fuck yourself.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Stop whining and being gone.
Hey, we fucking know what that got by the way.
Stop moving. Stop moving.
All right, you're being a little... you're being a little weird, dude.
Syndicate member eliminated
But turn to the safe house
It shut up you don't need shit. Yeah, it's fine. It's good
Hold on!
Oh shit, we really should have turned that on!
Hey look, you see me and the Skyler?
What the fuck?
I'm floating.
I'm high as fuck.
I smoke weed.
I do ketamine.
Ketamine and weed.
I'm meth.
Good work back there.
The syndicate took a serious blow.
I call it quest.
Done. Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Uh, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Dude, how come I haven't gotten a dark gun once from this bitch?
You're getting angry.
I think we're in China.
Well done, 47.
We now know the current whereabouts of the Syndicate Eater.
China.
I've provided you with new intel.
We're gonna take a whole reliable in.
Can you call with the F-bombs my grandma's watching?
Fuck you, grandma. Fucking bitch.
Got him.
I say swear words.
It's not edgy. It's just who I am.
I'm just doing me.
Can you say the same pattern?
Can you say the same Imperial?
Rind and Cove?
What if my toilet is a 5 gallon bucket?
What's up, man?
You know, that chatter's probably not lying, dude.
He's probably the...
Have a good chat with us.
It probably is a 5 gallon bucket.
He measured it?
Well, when you buy them, they usually tell you how much they hold.
Yeah.
The target is the smoke and last but not least, they have smoke too.
I'm sorry we don't have more.
Good luck for just that.
Guys, I think we got our guy.
I think we got our lad.
Don't you feel like you can go for some chocolate right now?
Maybe a cigarette?
He could.
Maybe you've got a package you want to deliver for some reason to somebody?
Maybe a combination thereof
The fuck
Wait a second
What are you doing leave move it
What you look silly you know that right
Oh is drinking oh
Oh my god, that was a little bit out.
I know you didn't just tell I got to come get this shit.
Bro, she's coming in here anyway.
I would seem you've fallen directly into my trap.
My murder trap.
He drank this.
It's floating.
Wait, I've got poison?
Oh.
I never made my thing.
What?
Is this guy reading?
No one likes books anymore, huh?
Guys, this looks like that one guy from WWE.
You un-parkin' him out?
Say his name and heal up here.
No, not Joe Bama, a son of a guy.
Dude there's so many of them in the facility, man, including the other lady we marked.
Time to get Shwifty with it.
Rick and Morty referenced by the way.
Oh fuck!
Wait, why doesn't this guy care?
I feel that man. I feel that.
He's trespassing too?
Dude, my camera's fucked up.
I'm gonna throw up.
Come on, it's me again. Yeah, it was nothing. Back to it, okay.
Burn.
Alright.
Oh, my dealer's out here.
I'm in security protocol overruled
Here free
Do my camera is fucked up right my stupid was ham
I think I fixed it when I aimed.
Jesus.
What in the...
Come in.
I just heard something.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go check it out.
I think we can fit him in that trash can.
Look out detected this fucking bitch right here
Security protocol overruled Brother, what?
Yes, proceed toward the source of that noise.
not the amogus lady she's not she's in sus heaven now
Also known as 7, also known as 6, 7. The main. Enforthus.
Surely no one comes in here.
I think it might be trespassing if we go down.
Um, fellas?
Er, you're bald.
Oh, downgrading my eye disguised for no reason.
So I like having a civilian one because it makes it so that the targets can see, which
allows me to usually get an up close and personal picture so that I don't fluck up
when I'm trying to pick who it is.
I thought that maybe that one could come down here, but I mean, I was wrong.
Stop shooting at me.
Smoking eh?
Here's your tattoo.
You don't have one.
That's a lookout.
Oh my fucking god!
What are you doing?
You eating some shit?
Readin' a book?
Cringe!
Come along, lookout chair.
What am I need this?
Do I?
Yes sir, and yes sir, they should have been here.
I think just yes sir, they should have.
I need it.
Here we are.
This guy's out of it.
What are these two?
Oh check the movement out check this movement out
Kill your friend. Kill your friend. Kill your friend. Kill your friend. Kill your friend.
All we have now to worry about are lookouts.
Nice.
No hat. Loser.
What do we get down?
Security!
Oh, they're in the cloning van.
How do we get down there?
He's a very...
Um guys...
What's the freaking point?
I know there's another set right here.
It's simply the campaign mission is one of these days.
Bro, this isn't even a campaign mission.
It's a fucking...
The DLC is very nice.
Okay.
You definitely won't see me again.
Is that the real Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Really?
Let me just quickly uh, here we go.
Have a great day doctor.
If you want to come through this way.
Wait, where did I set the explosive?
Oh.
I'm going to have to do a quick countdown.
Yeah, go ahead, mate.
Thank you. I'm in.
None the wiser, I think.
What the fuck were you just doing hey
Do chips kind of sweet to you?
Uh-oh.
I wonder how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Do something cool.
just glasses oh no what was that
I got the grudge lady pissing at me.
That means- oh god no.
Oh, no.
Okay.
If you don't have business here, sir
You eliminate the lead
Return to the safe house
I'll be in touch
I gotta hide somewhere when you guys hide there real quick
I'm going back for my gun, so worried.
We're just going to wait for him to see me in the crime.
To my right?
No, it's less suspicious if I'm crouched hiding behind this desk with my red mohawk
I'm barely showing.
Pernonade, Pernonade, Pernonade, Pernonade, Pernonade, Pernonade, Pernonade, Pernonade, Pernonade.
This guy, you, you failed, bro.
I wish I could keep my white step white.
It takes up all of my guns and bomb.
Time to scare Dattle, boys.
Time to skid-skid-skid-skadoosh Dattle.
How do I open this?
Like this.
Security Printing No.
Well done, 47. This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
You know, that lady matched the description but ends with a tattoo.
She had a little spider-neck tattoo.
I'm sure I haven't seen a leg tattoo, but I have not seen one since I started playing.
This is only the tip of the iceberg. They have been lost in the oceans. Eliminate them
to bring them down on their knees. Let me know when you are ready.
York? Whatcha we got, bros?
Now
Now
Columbia big hard pass
Now is the screen more gray than usual what's happening?
HDR on. Can we get a Brofist? Okay we're gonna have to pretend that I'm Brofisting
okay. Dude India and Columbia we are not doing that.
I'm...
No more silent assassin! What is happening dude? Hello?
Oh, maybe I don't have- oh, no I did.
Wait, that's not epic.
Uh-oh.
Oh, we got the shotgun.
We have so much fucking money right now.
Holy shit.
Imagine if we won a game.
Where would we want to do the showdown?
Not Morocco, not Hawks Bay, probably Argentina.
Let's take Hawks Bay out.
poison target, ametic, poison guard, syringe, can do boss, I actually have like a science
infection I'm pretty sure. No not science infection dude. Pop an oxy? Anyone got an oxy?
I can borrow a quick no cap no cat anime doorfishes of it
you got some time at all I was supposed to make a medic poison by the way well
maybe we can find some. I work with the elderly, I'll split one of their 10
milligrams and a half. Thanks, bro.
That's my dog. Skimming off the top of hospice care.
Holy, that's my plug, dude.
Daps you up behind the retirement home.
That was good, man.
Camera's off, dude.
I got some of the sisters that had surgery.
Dude, you don't need it, man.
Let me get that whole bottle.
Look at that whole ass fuck.
My uncle gambles his oxys and poker at the asylum.
Yep, that's what I would have did.
So tag me
To my modern move coins now
Welcome to Hawkes Bay 20 month milligrams oxy because it got cancer in their spine area
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them. I'm a freaking river man. They're on high alert
Crunch up one of them oxys for the dog. I'm trying to rail that ship.
Stack it up.
I'll jump out, actually.
Ooh, we got...
Weeeeeer! Dude, spine cancer's fucked. What the hell? You need your spine.
It's not like gallbladder cancer, you know what I mean?
Can we get an RFK junior impression?
Can you crush me up one of those oxys?
Well, first I shot, then I got.
SHOTGUN!
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
You can't be here.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
I'm in.
I kind of got to go inside guys so if you do that I'll wrap this up real quick.
Would appreciate it.
For all my boxes out.
There's no punishment for killing guards.
Oh I know.
me I've killed my fair share of guards
What should we grab?
That's an epic SMG. We no longer have one, actually.
Just come back if you need more.
Well, time to scat Natal Bowers.
get the safe wait now the shatter talking to you holy it's safe time
I feel like Scatman named every scat song he made.
Scatman's World, Scatmombo, what's the really popular one?
I'm the scatman, yep, that's it.
Hold on, I'm from Scotland.
Where's the safe?
I think it's upstairs.
We've got the nighttime variants so there's like no one in the house right now which
is sweet.
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop.
Do I have anything I could stab you with?
No.
Who the hell are you?
I work here.
Ooh.
I will kill everyone in this house.
I'm here in the Jingle Jingle of Coins!
What the fuck is this?
Oh, there's just a different person here.
I'm gonna spy on these guys.
You know the boss, belt and suspenders kind of guy.
Well, I know. I mean...
To you. That's kind of my point.
You can call me old flash, but like I say, I'd like to know who I've risked my life for.
You know why? The rest are details.
It's easy for you to say. At least you're in the loop.
I take orders just like you. In fact, the boss deliberately keeps me out of the loop.
I don't even know who the other cells are.
Compartmentalization is key.
Yeah, I guess.
That's Sean.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
My shotgun!
Where is it?
Why would you leave something like this behind you?
That better not be my fucking truck on this.
Uh-oh.
Coconut!
Well, I actually have to walk downstairs.
There's a lot of guys.
You hiding this?
Come from the garage?
No witnesses.
I'm sure there's a hidey-y button, dude.
I don't know if they work at all.
We're gonna go puke.
I
Think it member eliminated
Return to the safe house collectors. I'll be in touch
Got a scared dad
Isn't there a ceiling for the Hobbit surfer up?
I need a mod that disables the victory music.
Hehehehe
For God's sake, thanks for the...
We could probably do the soundless ass in the fire room, so...
I already can see that.
XD
No, no, no, I'm...
I'm ending. That was the last one, fellas.
Just put all my shit away.
GN everyone. GN. Good stream. Dapps everyone up.
Dallips you a-