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What a shorn face for the bids.
Avocard, thanks for God 7 for a million years
Losing Kobe Felix for seven
Wargass, thanks for seven. Look at these schmoos
Are you ready for the prophecy?
I did say at the end of last stream that I would start this stream and immediately lose
Just to sound assassin to him.
Rats!
Rats!
Say no thanks for selling it.
Oh, that's nice.
hmm now we're goofing boys mm-hmm
who bobbin sick for our studios and uh you big Vicks boo Vicks for the
and rely on this for under five months and four cc thanks for subbing and
Eels badman thinks for something from the clinic takes force of a new and poopy-dee-doo in
Jay, thanks for so it say go. Thanks for seven. I feel like I miss somebody. I'm sorry channel ball big road of it, dude
Still got me sawing this infection or think fellows
I need permission to buy some Pokemon cards that tell him my what he made.
Go for it.
Got TB!
Go for it, D.
Look right at the...
There's at least one guy in Chattie's Scouts Pokemon cards for living.
Honestly, based.
You should do that. It's easy man. All you gotta do is go to the store and then sell them
on Facebook Marketplace for 20% more.
But he's actually, honestly, it's kind of a saturated market I hear because there'll
be a line of like 10 greasy guys waiting for a machine to restock. You've already lost
at that point.
get robbed? I think people will be getting robbed for their Pokemon cards.
No legit no profit to be made for my U-Mate, you guys will steal copper.
They used to steal copper instead of cheddar.
They'll rip up some copper wire.
In Japan, most retailers refuse to sell to anyone older than 16.
Oh, look at that. Japan protecting the youth. That's nice.
Zdenko Katsu and Hispanic Rolex for sale.
Lord Serb Biscuit for sale.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
What youth?
Damn! Was that a fucking joke about the fact that their birth rate is negative?
Whoooa!
Whoooa!
Save buuuuup!
New fe-y-mo!
Oh yeah?
Manny Lorian licks for sub and never sleep licks for sub?
Gager licks for sub and Zuckari and Luthe and Weirdo and Ill-Matic and uh, chatbot?
Uh, licks for sub!
Let's see.
I'm overruling this one if only because it's like really hard to tell what's happening
unless you hover over it or do they circuit 10 million subs or re-amphorts and pratizers
I need a gun.
I need a gun.
I don't need this.
I need a fit. Hmm. With a dick, perhaps?
For what, after Destiny 2 chatters and new poor games in last update in June?
Well plenty of other live service teams, you joy.
Always sad to see one of them go though.
Leasing this jackpot.
Holy.
Holy.
I'm for the destiny ranger fun I just never got into it bros.
the ROZ.
Um, guys...
If I make this guy...
Wait, is that the... is that a guard or the mailman?
Please be the male man.
It's a go- no, it's a Gardner.
Which is kind of like a guard, except...
Oh, sure. You play around a little with some fertilizer, propane, and gasoline.
They're right there to confiscate your stuff and treat you like a goddamn terrorist.
But when you're caught, you're like a neighbor's dimwit.
Rob, four to four twenty plain cheddar, and rhubarb, extra silver.
Look at these guys, all guys.
Just stuff around their head.
Hmm.
Stairs suspiciously at the construction site?
Hmm, yes.
Very strange.
Hmm.
I'm gonna make you shit yourself. I'll be back.
I'm so scared to jump this. I'm so scared.
Honey, it's me.
You called?
Yes, I know they're coming for dinner.
I have to finish my rounds first.
I thought this was supposed to be a quiet Saturday, but there are just so many left.
PJ, thanks for seven for a million years.
And Ben, peace and drusky, thanks for seven.
Another beautiful day in Witterton Creek.
Wait, what's going on?
I'm gonna make you shit yourself shit yourself shit yourself. I'm gonna make you shit yourself
Stop moving
What's up with this third guard
Holy shit
Is this not the reliable cover I once thought it was?
Boop.
Now.
Let's go find a convenience public bathroom to enter together.
Dude, he's gonna go in this house, isn't he?
Hold on.
We gotta prep.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
Stupid old lady.
I fucking knew it.
Hmm
Is there a fucking
No one cares about your
Scam
AI scammed getting scammed by AI because you're elderly no one
Well, what's up, man?
I hope no one sees me through the window right now throw up this guy's time for moving trophies. Okay. All right
Well, see ya.
Holy ship.
Oh my god.
What was that guy doing there?
He usually rings the doorbell.
What was that guy doing there?
He usually rings the doorbell.
Got a speed handle?
Tommy, thanks for seven.
You're not to run.
I'm in.
Wait.
Wait, no, this is fine.
We'll get a costume.
Ha ha ha, but he drowned tragically on his own vomit.
So sad.
So sad and real.
Who's coming?
and
one
and
you are now
They call me the bodyguard.
They literally call me that by the way.
They say the bodyguard.
This costume doesn't really help us that much.
20 scooby-dicks for seven. See the Pope did six, seven. Yeah, that was awesome.
Uh-oh.
I hope you've got my back.
Shut up.
I'm here to kill your boss.
I'm here.
Hmm, yes.
Beep boop.
Boop boop boop boop boop beep.
Isn't there another guy down here?
Where's the other guy?
Well,
it's Madurton time, baby.
Madurna mash!
Well done, Fortress.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I'm amazed we're hiding this guy.
Where's the safe?
I don't want to get that one.
That one's sus.
Well, have a good day, buddy.
In and out.
The prophecy was stalled.
You hear that music?
They're playing it for me.
All right, no one watch us lockpick this door please.
What up, big dog?
Need anything?
It's my boy!
Yeah!
One day, I shall have thee.
Hmm.
This isn't even science.
Let's grab this.
Um, okay.
Yeah, that's my favorite plug, by the way.
She always got the good shit.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Let's go catch our bus with our automatic SMG strapped to our back.
Oh, say can you see
By the dawn's early light!
Peace out, bitch.
Lorgent snow-actics, forzebis, and para-thinks, forzebis.
I'm gonna keep telling Chad about this, yo. Emote so it doesn't become irrelevant.
without alt tabbing.
What emotes that?
Oh, it's your target. I know that. I know that.
It's one of my favorites, actually.
I think my game's crashing. Please no.
Oh, no, dude!
I think it's saved. Uh-oh.
Um, guys?
You
impressive work 47 let me know when you're ready
Yeah!
It counted.
Uh oh.
Hmm...
What can you do by a silent assassin?
Honestly...
I would prefer to leave Dubai for a silent assassin suit only,
as that is the map I am most confident on.
So we'll do Dartmouth, God it might be the party though.
I still have yet to remove those.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh oh.
Oh.
Lethal pills to come in handy.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Um...
What am I missing?
We gotta make a syringe.
Why don't you just block the task you don't like?
Wait, which task do I like?
Wyverns? Oh, yeah. What a pain.
Honestly, maybe the Darmor parties are actually easier than regular Darmor.
He says reverse psychology into giving him default dart more.
You think you can beat this with a mod that only lets you pick silent assassin?
If it's regular silent assassin, I think I would have an okay chance.
If it was suit only on Freelancer, I just don't know the maps well enough.
So I don't think so.
But I'm able to overcome a lack of map knowledge with using disguises, so that's why I think regular sounds absolutely possible.
Do that make sense, Chantor?
Wrench.
You overcome them by throwing batteries, if you do that.
Emerge six for seven.
You do be doing that though.
I don't know, Masswell enough you've been playing this for months.
do
That dude welcome to the string bitch
Because I've been playing wrong the whole time journey what this helps monkey smile is over
I learned more this round of playing hitman about the game.
I learned around the corner grabs never use that ship before this. I learned the importance
of alt walking on master difficulty. Um, got what else? Just like different routes through
maps. Like a chat or something that do buy route dude. Like I didn't even know you could
fucking do that. How we getting in bros?
I want to check the shop with that need anything. Yes, man. Hurry up. Yes, I do
Sure, whatever. Well, this actually might be handy. Thank you. You know where I am if you need anything else
I want to climb the pipe. I want to be a human being
Oh, we may be able to hop through the window here, actually, now.
Let's get this guy in the bush, darling.
Okay, bitch.
You think you're better than me?
Oh.
Oh.
What's the...
I like, sometimes there's a safe in here.
That's pretty much all I know about this room.
Oh my God.
I want to be a human being.
Excuse me.
We might have a situation.
Everything area, over.
Alright, we're doing a rescue maneuver, fellas.
Hey, come out if anyone's there.
Huh, okay, question is do we go for the choke out or what strange noises here looking into it over
You heard the bush once again, that's the importance of all walking get back to safe house. I'll be in touch
He's a fuck-out, I guess.
Ah, damn.
He heard the bush.
Did he hear the bush?
Did he hear the bush?
I want to test this. I don't have anything to throw.
He waits a long dude was hurting. Me when I'm confidently wrong.
Hmm, what's up everyone? What's going on in the Twitch chat today?
today. I think you waited too long. Shut up, bitch. You don't know. You're not the silent
assassin like me?
Let's give it a little shot.
God, I just feel like I have sprinted up in the bushes behind someone searching so many times that they've never done that.
You see? Dude, I'm sprinting right now.
If you paid attention to the lore, you'd know that that guard was more attentive because
He just got a raise.
Oh!
Do you have a fucking keychain on it or anything?
Oh.
Uh...
No.
Just...
Huh?
Fuck you.
I'm in case...
No, you don't!
Uh-oh.
Drop!
Time to drown you in the water.
Time to drown you in a puddle, lady.
See ya!
Might be because they're not trespassing?
Maybe.
How unfortunate.
Why did he turn around here?
It rather appears that you run out of time.
Maybe
What's out of the bush in the back into it
That could be that could be it
Jackpot escapes dude. He was always gonna get away with a name like that, bro
That guy's a professional. He's been doing this shit for years
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate
dispearing of the bridge.
Yeah, but look at my cool gun.
You know that nothing is predictable in this line of work?
I'm sure you'll get back on the south.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Uh, ready?
Um, ready?
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Let's do this.
I still need to get that katana and bring it back from scap.
Skap!
Skap!
Go Nix.
Ooh, sports ball!
Any other sports ball fans in J-J-J?
Ball
Me wait, there's an SMG on the guards have SMGs that don't that
pull it
It would appear that you are quite fascinated with the concept of watching several grown men chase around a piece of leather
I bet juvenile wouldn't you say I
I prefer more stimulating activities like video game, or reading philosophy.
Philosophy of these.
Name a philosopher.
entertain.
Next question.
Asminkle
What was the last book you read the Bible it was the Bible those frigging sweet
I see the new Jose Suicidos songs, no.
What's my top 3 favorite Scrimshaw sculptures?
Dude, ancient people be making dumbass fucking miniature statues out of like anything and
people be like, oh yeah, this should be study.
Man fucking.
You guys should go out there and make some art, dude.
I'm telling you right now, bros.
They could be literally any of the aliens 2,000 years from our door.
Holy fuck, dude. What is this?
It appears to be a phallus with, like, attached to, like, some sort of boiled peanut that has a face for some reason.
Weird.
We called this...
What was the art style of the town?
So weird.
Magoo.
Gee, I sure hope I don't spawn immediately in front of much people who are going to
ask me why I'm carrying a giant fucking sniper rifle.
That would be terrible.
mm-hmm
Welcome to the Isle of Scale, you can tell that the syndicate is active in the area
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert so you need to be careful
Godspeed, Fortisom
Dequire
Thanks Jesus for blessing my run
Why is the people directly in front of the uh, it's not, they're my disregard.
Jesus Christ, what a mess!
Well, today is...
Oh no, I think there are saw rifles, dude.
No!
It's your unlucky day, fellow.
Sends you to hell.
What's up?
What's up, man?
I don't ever know maximum stealth.
That was mean?
Well, maybe this guy should be working for like a weird criminal organization.
It's weird, Chief.
You're so close to blocking the word diaper.
Sorry?
Why?
He's not a man.
He's a mommy chemical.
Whoa!
What's going on, man?
I hate that.
Okay, where are our targets?
Okay, they're all like in the party, I think.
Anyone got an SMG I can hold real quick just for a little bit.
A little bit.
Where the fuck am I?
What's up man?
You need anything?
I got some cool stuff.
I got everything I need.
I'm going Lea Harvey Oswald mode.
Move!
MOVE!
Well played.
Lea-All don't move, Technique.
Oh, not well played enough to get him.
Oh shit!
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll come to you later.
Oh yeah, we got other objectives we gotta do here.
The drill up separate can become...
Whoops.
Whoops.
I gotta get the katana before we ski-dattle.
I just couldn't help myself man that window was too cool.
It's like ooh I get to be like a- I get to be a sniper hit man.
Ooh yeah.
Excuse me.
Where is my briefcase?
Uh oh.
You better not have touched my briefcase.
I can't see it.
Oh, it's next to the dealer.
I don't know.
I actually forgot how I got down there.
UMMM, GUYS!
Oh my fucking god.
No, I'm good.
I gotta go, man.
Gotta blast!
There's no taxi.
Move.
Leave.
I wanna drink my coffee.
speak to me until I've had my morning cup.
What is going on?
Me me me me me me me.
What if I killed all of you guys? Yeah, you got lucky, bitch.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
I don't know what happened.
Dabby thinks we're subbing Boydland.
What happened?
I don't want to talk about it.
Let's just say our...
Poop fart Bill, thanks for subbing.
Aw, you look so sad, also he's got no eyebrows, which is kinda weird, actually.
Look at his face.
Shut up.
Syndicate disappearing off the grid shut up. I know that nothing is predictable in this line of work
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle
When you're ready for your next assignment, I'm ready
Sure oh
Yeah, baby
Sure
Remember only silent assassin the boat dude
Holy
There's only two targets on this one there's four on this one
Silent assassin Hokkaido you won't I'm going in
I'm going in
Chat what does it mean when chat says easy money was that me
Or move the boat map yet no I should
What does it mean when chat says easy doubt 250k?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What were we talking about?
Oh yeah, making art.
What's the last piece of art you guys made?
Look at some soap and carve like a soap figure, dude.
Become a legend.
you shitted this morning sorry that joined the primordial stew
you make pixel art okay but you're gonna need to make some gonna need to
make some physical art do you I'm barking like like get a brick of limestone
to carve that ship. You know what I mean? Go get some limestone from a quarry, dude.
Break up?
Break up?
No, not fart art.
ART.
This isn't a joke, by the way.
I'm gonna need you guys to lock in.
i don't have anything
you dip your balls in mud so it's a little price to be found years later
what if like an animal like steps on that mud
no more ball print
how do i mad thanks for seven
I think we got everything.
It's gonna be easy, guys. Don't stress.
Oh, no.
Watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy. Be careful 47.
I need to become escarred.
Can you open the show real quick, bruh?
Yes, you can.
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks.
Becomes you.
Excuse me, Mr. Jason Portman.
Where's this guy?
Oh, no.
Wait.
Hmm.
Hmm.
That guy goes on the garden.
Hey, you are a sharp-dressed dude.
Thank you.
We're all the people. There ain't no people.
We're all the people. There ain't no people. Weird.
Possible intruder. Sweeping area. Over.
Where's my loot? What the fuck?
So dark.
Wait, where is this?
Is it above me?
Maybe.
I'm so fucking stupid, man, holy shit.
Can't come in here?
Thank you.
Oh
Just me and my jug of water strange
Okay, I'm gonna need you to walk away wench I gotta do something illegal
Great!
I don't even have anything to electrocute this.
Thanks.
Nice to be respected for my choice of profession.
Hey, mister, I think you dropped that.
No, I didn't.
I left it there.
I would like to proceed past you fucking piece of shit.
I hate you.
I think that's like the facility director.
What is your problem move bitch?
Slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh
Our guy. Yeah, I will fix her so
Okay
First things first
I'm in oh god. Oh god the quick the quick wit the quick reflex
Oh
Okay, all right, cool, yeah, I was just thinking I was like, where the heck comes in the closet?
He does, by the way.
He does actual vibes.
do not give a fuck die for money now we get we get
climb on couple of months yes a good situation missy amazaki's very smart
very kind of tough as nails too I was trying to help I was trying to keep them
up to date
I'm sorry, I was just talking to myself.
I'm sorry.
Note to self, that man travels into the closet.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Dude...
Still getting warmed up.
Don't speak to me until I've had my morning job.
That was a bold attempt, 47.
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Yeah, check out these moves.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 360!
Mm-mm, nope.
Yup.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Here.
Heh heh heh, sure.
Unfortunately, we can't do a lot of these objectives. That's okay. It's still worth more money.
I forget if I need a gun for this. I don't think so.
First things first, we need the stethoscope to take the pulse of our, uh, adversary.
Second thing first, we need the lethal injection.
Third things first, we're going to pray desperately for the garage spawn.
Dear God, please, if you're listening, it's me, Moon Moon.
Please spawn me in the garage.
Thank you.
So please make sure the target does not work in the middle of the main lobby.
That would be cringe.
Also not the stock guy.
I hate that guy.
Amen.
Ha ha ha.
Ben?
Is that you?
God!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You're not God. I wonder who did the voice for talking Ben.
Yeah.
Oh, Morgan Freeman. Yeah. No, I heard that. I heard he's going to be reprising his role
in the talking Ben movie as well.
Thank God.
Friend?
The talking Ben is Skibbity Toilet Flick.
This year's Summer Flick head.
Surely to go on your top 10 letterbox list.
Skibbity toilet featuring chocolate bed.
Coming to Fortnite, the movie.
Oh!
It's just a movie about how they got into Fortnite.
Making the dinner.
Hmm
Welcome
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
Track them down and do it for best
But they're on high alert
Dark angel and your friendly noggin things was up in the ball rules in XD6
Oh, and most of all good luck
I got nothing here.
Don't say.
Touches the electrified car battery was a...
I'm invincible.
I got two.
Wrong button, idiot.
Now let's group our batteries up, we're going to need these for later.
It's beautiful.
And I forgot to disable the camera.
Uh-oh.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait.
Why am I doing this?
Oh my god.
wait wait why does this guy question mark it oh I don't need these guns
What up fella?
You've fallen directly into my trap.
props my gun so I'm not tempted to ever use them.
If you think about it, this is less an air conditioning button and it's more a, uh...
We get choked and die, but...
Enter the locker with me, fool.
Oh, it's so dry! What AC has a dry selling? What is this?
Yours does.
All right, I admittedly know very little about ACs.
I regret beginning this contest.
I wonder if triggering the the vault alarm and sound is asked.
Don't mind my batteries by the way. I'm charging them up. I almost shot this door
open. Holy moly.
Drop the gun.
Hey!
Great, now I can open this and get my cool clore form.
So cringe.
Hmm, greetings, miss.
Fuck.
Hmm, weird.
Weird, so weird.
Who's that?
Who's that?
I wish I had a coin.
Dude, she's Dutch.
Excuse me
Yes
Yes, a little bit closer
Now look to your left
Hey, yeah
You should get back to the way. Hold on. Don't go pay. Yeah, don't pay. Yeah, don't pay. Yeah
Do not pay out yet
How did I fail
How did I the camera the cameras are disabled the camera? I'm not touching anything the cameras are disabled
She saw you does not matter. She's my target. It doesn't matter the target
It does. No it does not! No it does not! Once you kill her it resets. Okay, hold on.
She's unconscious, witness.
It should not matter.
It should not matter.
She is my target.
Her safety should never make me lose silence, ass.
She's not reported to anyone?
No.
All that porn dude again?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna.
I think I'm gonna.
So, just keep the bet the way it is.
That's- I mean, that is obviously a bum, right?
Yeah, it is.
Hunter 4, hee hee hee.
Avoiding the consequences?
Bro, that's my first mission of the campaign.
It does not matter if I win or lose that.
I'm restarting on principle
and to preserve the believer points.
I don't think we're gonna get a,
I think the targets are gonna shuffle around.
When someone who has read a game editor sees you, unless they report you, it's like a guard
or other people, you do not lose sound as that.
And obviously she saw us for a split second and then was bludgeoned by a hammer, so my
game crashed.
What is happening to you?
Snow pedals drifting, the North wind whistles.
The world.
Ever a boundless.
A spray of Winter Plum Blossoms.
Stands proudly in the snow.
Only for that person.
It's Fragrance Drift.
So true.
Imagine that and shake the explosion.
I sure hope my hand doesn't crash again.
As soon as I load in.
The difficulty rank of a syndicate contract sets the amount of... wait, what?
Hm?
In New York!
I got all my stuff.
Nice.
Let's ride.
We'll build my pipe from P.O.E.2.
Mmm, I'm playing one called, uh, no install?
No install.
Basically, it's like...
Welcome to New York.
We have been informed...
I'm not gonna play the game.
...since there are a few operations here.
But you know what to do.
But they're on high alert.
So they're gonna help me, or they will slip away.
Good luck, 47.
All right. Nope, it's the same lady.
Yeah, we're clear. Yeah, I got it.
Oh, we're gonna choke out like five more guys.
Check that out. Understood.
I heard several Etsy witches to make sure your game keeps crashing. Stop.
Oh my god, you almost saw me.
How come they don't call a Po?
How come they call a PoE?
deal who who do
three
three
three
three
three
Yeah, we have snack rooms, so if you call Poe, you must be a fucking dipshit.
Hey, guess I'm a dipshit, dude.
I call Poe.
Summon.
Yeah, and I say LOL instead of LOL.
Actually, no, sometimes I say LOL.
Summon.
Research says that SA-NF and SASO don't allow the target to see you first, but basic SA does.
Okay.
You are wrong, and I'm sorry.
You are wrong, and I am sorry.
You're wrong.
Test it.
Dude, I don't want to have to do this.
You lose the never-spotted condition even if they're alone and you instantly kill them
SA rating.
If a target sees you performing leal-actionally throwing a weapon you lose the never-spotted
condition even if they're one you can still kill them as a raise probably
boy and for those of us
to this is not true
is not true i'm i'm sure looked at these people shot them in the head so many
fucking times
don't lose
I lose last time. It's a fucking bug, dude.
Thank you, Twisted.
Because I hate you.
It's not a bug. I think it is a bug and I saw a chat or post a blurb about SAF.
That looked plausible.
You will not realize that Google just keeps on incorrect information all the time.
Dude, you guys literally dunk on Redditor's non-stop bubble,
straight up copy and paste a fucking Reddit comment to back up your claim. That's insane.
Insan- Insanity. Insanity.
Um, yeah, I don't know.
Other battery.
Mr. Moon, apparently it's an SA-NF, but it's using Hitman 2016's Garbage SA-Rules.
The other SA-Procedure Beckons use the updated World of Assassin SA-Rules.
that's that sounds plausible some money this time
that sounds cope come back no we must start for two
They didn't have to unlock the door this time.
What happens if I drop this? Oh, thank god.
Did not blow up.
Oh no, we had to... oh wait, no, we didn't like it.
Well, while she's in there doing nothing, we may as well get to work, shall we?
Leave it.
I'm in.
Burn em, burn em, burn em.
I'm in.
Burn it, burn it, burn it.
Me me me meow, me me meow meow meow meow meow.
Go away, go away.
$1 trillion required.
I need this.
No, I don't.
Poor ass bank.
Who wouldn't be saying that if you knew this was crypto? Which it is.
I'm in. Just in time.
Can you hear this?
Bitch.
Dude, what if you went and got that, though?
Yes.
Investigate.
No, I don't think so.
Oh, but there's a coin right there. What if you picked it up?
Hmm.
Your greed will be of death
You do it different this time, huh? I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna say I'm gonna I'm gonna say it one more time
A chatter whom I trust has researched that this is utilizing hitman 2016's official original
silent assassin rules. It only applies to silent assassin no fireworks. Not silent assassin,
not silent assassin suit only. Just this one. Why would they do that? There's no reason they would
Why do the other two silent assassins adhere to a different rule set?
Why am I able to run in front of them and have them chase me in the other ones, but not this one?
You gotta ask yourself that.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Kinda dumb they looked at over.
Yeah, it is dumb.
But that's okay.
Sometimes should be dumb, bruh.
let's go get rich I'm really sorry but we've had this section off this area for
now this is rigged like the NBA yeah now you're getting it
Minerated file we have the tape together
Okay
Why do I come in here I always forget where
People have seen a folder full of secrets. He could be here weeks and not find anything
It's a steady paycheck my friend. You don't have to love it. Yeah, I guess you're right
That's good to know though.
They absolutely cannot see me on SA&M.
And only that.
Does that make this the hardest one?
Nah, I should only have a way of fucking ordering.
Big shout out to Fairlife Chocolate Milk.
Our big protein and big farts also makes my poop brighter than usual, which is cool.
Thank you Oily Choed with Small Balls, for sharing.
Baby Zilla and Clint Myonix for subbing.
Money!
Did I get the other money?
I think I did.
Is there a two or one?
I got both.
Noice.
You're a bitch. Sorry.
I was trying to look cool in front of my friends.
I think it's the stock guy.
It is not.
I keep this place everything.
Oh my god.
Okay how are we doing this?
I know how we're doing this.
Say what?
Hey.
It's time he did not need to get in there.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.
Dude, wait, hold on.
Okay, there, oh no, he's not again.
This time I shall continue my use.
Okay, now I'll teleport and run back one more time to be fair to the doubters.
The doubters win like 90% of the time, bro, because they're so wild.
All you do is wait.
Wait the safe.
Oh, hell no.
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
Charge!
My hand's going up!
You don't have it she did win yeah, you're mad
Now wait for me to play where wins meet again dude, and we'll finally explore that
It's gonna be
Well, so we have, it's probably, hmm, I think I prefer China, you know, it's been a while
since America showdown, so.
Whatever. I'm gonna bring me Snipe.
Whatever, whatever.
We've seen the popcorn buckets for the new scary movie film or ship like Bonds.
Bonds.
I hope Kai's dad has more than one scene in the movie.
That guy's my goat.
Where's my AR?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Still making 600k a month from subs?
Dude...
Dude, target in T-Mobile when they realize they forgot to cancel auto renew?
Oh, fuck no!
Holy fuck, dude.
Where's the lock thing?
Got it.
I wonder if I still have the coin.
I have a wagon to explode in some ways.
No.
How many times do you plan on seeing Star Wars, The Mandalorian, and Grogu in theaters?
Yeah, I just straight up don't like going to the movie theater, boys.
gonna drive my $7 a gallon vehicle to the fucking movie theater and I got I
gotta pull up I gotta I gotta get my $40 large coke my $60 novelty popcorn
bucket that shaped like a bong dude like I gotta get my my baby Yoda sipping
cup snuff me go in that shit honestly my main gripe with the movies is that
shit is too loud bro I'm gonna be that shit is actually too fucking loud man it
actually makes me so uncomfortable mainly thanks for so
if it's too loud you're too old dude you guys can't be like yeah this is the
optimal volume to see a movie there's no way man compare compare it okay
compare it to having like good headphones okay and watching on like a
fucking 4k like monitor you know it's just does not compare man it is not
Not comparable dude.
Nickel?
Thanks for the sub.
And minus horrible.
I don't know man.
Watching movies on a monitor?
bro.
Dude, this is gonna piss you off, man, but I guarantee the picture quality of my monitor
is better than any projector screen in any movie theater near me, dude.
Guaranteed.
Guaranteed, dude.
It's just not as big.
That's it.
Bondurid of Mammoth Lead Mountain. Thanks for sub.
Yeah, but can your monitor do 4DX? What's that?
Is this like a D's nuts joke? Are you getting my ass right now?
Ha ha ha ha.
Four dicks, oh.
You're like a guy with a tiny dick saying his is as good as anyone else's.
That's a weird analogy, but it feels a little projecty.
That's all.
when we're talking about like movie theaters and stuff, but...
Markedly not about this.
Heh heh heh heh.
Um...
I don't know, it honestly, it's just too loud, man.
It's too loud.
Is there a guard here?
It's too low.
Take the ox.
I gotta pee.
I need some coffee.
You
Don't give up, you don't stop
Ah, I want to give up
Don't give up, you don't stop
Ah, I want to give up
Don't give up
Hello?
Dude!
Change your suit. Next time, next time.
We have 16k, holy shit.
Alright.
It's likely when we show up we're going to be immediately in danger.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
An unnamed chatter wants to know what brand of headphones are better than a movie theater.
Uh, I don't know. Mine?
Oh no.
Oh
It's not going to be easy be careful 47 and most of all
Okay, it's gonna fucking sniper
What's the fucking plan, mate?
they will know and do that.
The way people know here what I am.
I can.
I can.
I can.
I will.
I will.
I think that's just the hunting rifle now.
I've never done this variation.
What's the top right corner minus 3k?
I'm not sure what that is.
What the hell?
Airpoints. Oh.
I want to shoot this guy.
I got a good handle.
oh
I gotta kill this guy up here
Oh
All righty
That's an easy surveillance thingy.
Or the rest of our...
Oh, they're on the street.
Oh
Fram fram fram fram fram fram
There
I love to
have
This man that needs to be sent to Drake is making a real mess out of him.
Wait, I gotta poison one of these guys.
Ah, shit.
I'm gonna poison my guy.
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I was no one in here, what the hell?
Shmoney.
Sorry, buddy.
Where are you other building hmm
Where's my A.L.
Hey!
You want?
I didn't realize I could carry the Cypher I pulled out in the open on this map.
I keep dropping my shit.
Ooh, the club!
me when I'm in the club
E-I-I-I
Hmm
I'm invisible no one can see me
I'm invisible
Now walk back very good
The punches are kind of swaggy, true.
Swag-alicious.
We got knee-picks as well.
Hey, the punches are cool, they kind of look like trash bags all the time, that's kind
like the downside? Like human trash bag? What the fuck am I?
Hey, very convenient!
I'm sure it was violent bruh.
Yeah, I swear it right there.
See you later, nerd.
Now I've seen the antics or something.
They call him the melon man.
Are they over here?
Yeah.
Excellent work back there 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue already. I'll be waiting
I think you didn't mean it.
Do we sign on this ass on this?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Wait, where'd we go?
Oh, no.
Wait, where'd we go?
I don't think we're gonna.
Please do silence us, I've never seen you try one before.
I guess we can propane whoever it is on this map.
I guess we could propane whoever it is on this map.
Let's try it.
Go ahead.
Cool. Thanks. I think.
Let's bring the screwdriver.
I'm sorry.
Wait, I don't need this.
Are there some angry plazas for Prime 7?
Oh yeah, we gotta change our suit.
Right.
I'm a loser bitch who has not earned this one.
You miss the old Hitman 2 Italian church home base?
Like actual Hitman 2?
I never played that one.
My Hitman career went Hitman the demo for PC, the first one, and then I think I played
like I played some of the new hitman's on stream briefly
you should play blood money I tried playing blood money man but it just was
not fun for me bros
This guy's used the bathroom, can you pause?
No.
Bitch.
You got phones?
Got the wrench?
Yeah.
And we played Max Payne?
Yep.
I played Max Payne on PS2 back in the day.
back in today. Nerd? What? I never played Jones in the Fastlane 1991. No, I never played
that one I'll be in touch when you reach your destination I never played Max Payne 3 I don't
even think I played two welcome to Whittleton Creek I fucking hate starting
there we've tracked down the syndicate leader you need to identify the target first however
they're on high alert bald as fuck dear damn okay this person matches our
description you need to be careful as to why they are here well we know this they
are participating in a handover as for their identity we know that they have
no hair they are wearing earrings they are wearing glasses and wearing a necklace
we have further intel that informs us that the target suffers from dehydration
And last but not least, they have sweet tooth. I hope these tells can be used to your advantage
Be careful 47
Good luck. This is the worst part of this map is that a lot of them hang out at the party, dude
Not good drinking
Oh
She's eating chocolate. It's her. She has the necklace. It's hard to see on stream probably.
She has the Aries too.
Agent 47's sister.
Bam bam bam.
You know it grips.
Wait, look, ropes.
I need an explosive.
They're meeting right now.
We should have observed that meeting to be sure.
Right now we're only like 80% sure, which is not an acceptable amount of sure.
We're gonna break into the old ladies house real quick.
I got a plan.
What's the plan classic boomer not locking the door
MIRROR!
MIRROR MIRROR!
Hey!
Go go gadget crowbar. Wait oh. If anyone's egg, can you come out please? Okay, who's
I'm just throwing stuff.
Oh my god.
Rest in peace to my granny. She got hit by a propane tank.
Kaboom.
Ka-blah.
Oh my!
What's going on?
Show yourself.
Do not. God bless you.
God bless you.
What?
Hell, hello!
Wait, the car's going!
It spotted the wall? I wasn't spotted either!
I don't think so, man.
I don't think so, it doesn't even say searching, right?
I mean I also for this right that's clearly like there's no reason he
The doorbell rang maybe you interrupted a scripted thing between the NPC and the cop?
No, that's not how it works.
Maybe.
What?
Hello?
to the safe house. Maybe. I'll be in touch. What?
Hell, hell, oh,
dude.
Like the only thing I could see is being like what happened was the
because the only wasn't there to inch the door for some reason, the cop.
I don't know.
Easy restart there, dude.
My circumcision surgery was successful, everyone.
Nice, good job.
And Cassie's house sometimes they see through the living room floor on that map too.
Hmm.
Nothing that happened was that the person on the porch heard you throw the baseball.
Okay.
leader you need to identify the target first but they're on okay it's the it's
literally the same high alert so tread carefully or they were slip away as to
why they are here well we know this they are here for an exchange we also know
that they have no hair they are wearing earrings they are wearing a necklace and
glasses we have further intel that informs us that the target and it'll
from dehydration and last but not least they have sweet tooth i hope these tells can be used
to your advantage good luck 47 is that a didlow in her hand you know what i like about you guys
you're just so chill this is a different variation of the map but the i guess the mobs are the same
because this this guy wasn't there last time
Oh wait, we should check the meeting.
Oh yeah, the bird guy.
I think he comes early.
The chaps are first.
There's no more time with them.
I'll walk out.
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
Shoo-wee-doo-wop, shoo-wee-doo-wop.
Listening to self-swing, yeah.
Chubidubidubidubidubi!
What?
Sixteen bit mangas or something?
Where are you going?
Hi, good to see you again.
Hi there.
Hi.
Thank you.
I need to look at you.
I need to know if you're on track.
Already there.
Don't worry.
Okay.
I trust you.
I need to go.
Sure.
See you around.
See you around.
That was the handle.
I hope. That was a weird conversation.
I'm afraid which water she drinks out of.
Sound like a secret meeting to you? No, the secret meeting uses, like, these, like, code
names and shit. They're like, the hyena has yet to suck its own cock. Hmm, the octopus
has yet to grip. I'll keep you updated.
I
Swear I have a license for I just oh
I knew that server
What's this sweet old lady I'm really up to?
Let's find out.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
She's a cannibal.
There's human brain in the cupcakes.
Do not come in here.
coming here. What the flug?
Gotta speed at him.
dude is she feeding cupcakes everyone that's gonna fucked up they're gonna
get the pre-on. Alright, time to see if we can poison her drug. I don't remember
Where's she drank from?
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me right there right there
Your house is so what if someone else drinks from the same cup
Drink it!
I can do it. Oh my god, you're so fucking dead, bitch.
See ya!
Gee, I sure hope it's her though.
Hit it now, dude.
Like a mother freaking ghost.
A spooky ghost.
Oooooooh!
You had a medic you fool?
Yeah, I do. I do still have that.
The chair's like, what?
How is it possible that he had two bottles of pills?
What?
You need anything?
I'm sure I've got it. At a price.
Is that so?
What?
The Ancestral Pistola.
Hmm, we don't need an Ocodon.
I don't even need this, but I'm just gonna get rid of it.
I do want this.
Come back if you need more.
Thank you.
You're gonna cook headwind.
Compliment the chef.
Is it compliments of the chef or compliment the chef?
You can kiss the chef.
I gotta run.
Sure, see you around.
All right, I'll talk to you later.
Yes. Help yourself, the Eliminator.
You must be feeling awfully parched right now.
Take a quick sip.
It was the wrong guy.
I think I once a secret meeting.
I think I'll try to revive it.
Well, I got a new pistol. That's cool.
There's a lot of smoking and not even talking. She was definitely in your truck. No, my... Oh, no, I'm gonna go.
I gotta go.
Why can't I go?
You think it was a business one?
So for the handover meeting...
Do you see the package getting handed over or is it like just like a handshake like the
business one?
You do?
Oh man.
That's good to know my game is crashing again.
What is wrong, dude?
Oh, no, dude.
What have you learned this run that you are incapable of listening?
Chad.
And shakes our business.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude.
I actually messed up my mic volume and I don't know if it's louder than it was before.
haha
It's the exact same noise
New pistol dude new pistol as you failed your campaign 47 this syndicate's got away
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment my pistol better be in there, bro
I'm about to get mad.
Why are you changing?
It was an accident.
I was clicking over to OBS and I accidentally lowered my
my mic volume all the way to zero.
I was like, oh.
Oh.
It's higher pitch, reverse third puberty.
Hey guys, what's up?
Today I'm gonna be doing my hitman
world of assassination play through Freelancer Hitman. Today we're gonna be
focusing on Silent Assassin. All variations thereof.
We're using a special mod today called the Freelancer Variations mod. It makes
so every variation of the map that you know and love is possible to be played.
Fuck!
Are you a second-generation McDonald's employee?
Dude, imagine how hype it was to be the first-second-generation McDonald's employee, dude.
Imagine being one of the McDonald's brothers' kids and being like, dude, this is it.
I'm gonna general manage.
Ooh, we listening to some jazz.
Give me that sweet jazz, bae.
Did you not see the movie? They got scammed?
I've only ever seen clips of that movie.
And they were not in order, so.
Hehehe.
Uh-huh.
Do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-boop.
Where's my pistol?
Right here.
Nice.
Oh yeah, I got changed by a suit, dude.
Dubai Dirtmer Hawks Bay.
I'm going in.
I sure hope a guard is my target.
Gox Bay?
No, that's not what it's called.
are about to be. Now we make the poison. Talk to us, May. I don't think we need our
I'm gonna kill that guy gonna kill that guy
Time for the Dubai special
Yeah, yeah malfunctioning but dad
Shut up.
No key card today.
Weird.
Is that fucking car ceiling on the sink?
Nope, those were towels.
Oops.
Dude, chill.
It's not that bad.
Okay, so if the sight rules are different on no firearms, I bet if we trank someone...
Oh no.
When they get seen, it probably counts as a loss.
Where's the camera?
You can't use the dark gun.
no firearms. Alrighty. Oh my God! It's not normal! Okay. We're not gonna reap on that
one, because that's my mold phone. If this is any other Silent Assassin mode, that works,
by the way. Man, uh...
I can just go down here.
Did you just say the same was different? Yeah.
Yeah.
So stupid
So friggin
The Thomas and Jane Falcon be sent to the
unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
Back to the drawing board 47
What changes I know firearms there's a lot of treating classes, so what changes is if your target sees
So normally, in every other version of Silent Assassin, if your target sees anything, you don't use Silent Assassin until they report it to somebody.
Shut up. And no firearms? They're like a target and a regular person at the same time, so if they see anything, then they instantly leave.
It's a bug. I mean, it's a bug that I wasn't aware of before. But now I am aware of it,
so I'm not gonna, we're not gonna refund that one, boys.
Sorry
It's not sucks what the hell
So poopy
He could this be the boat
J Jesus, thanks for 7.
I forgot to buy all the DLC.
Maybe I should do that next time I lose.
Remind me to buy the DLC.
Which DLC?
Good DLC.
Dude, the Slim Shady one, where we at?
I'm a real Slim Shady. Yes, I'm a real Shady.
All you other Shadys.
Not me, Shady.
Slim Shady!
Slim Shady!
It's not available?
What?
Is there a coin up here? I'm gonna unpack not in the store right now
What the flug why would they take it out?
How am I supposed to get the cool slim shading portal
FOMO. Don't call me that. Uh, we need a wrench.
No, there's a really expensive 5-mortar. By the way, I missed that.
Okay, torta. Do not call me torta either.
Permission to make a baloney a male big-ass tortoise
I haven't had baloney since I was like 10 bro. How do you guys still find that shit?
At the store that's fair
Ask me how much a carton of eggs costs.
Somebody.
Somebody ask me please.
How much is an egg?
No, you have to say how much is a carton of eggs.
How much does a card in a bag cost?
About six dollars.
Bovayage, forty seven.
FC Lion, they love it.
PB Tothic, you love it.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Welcome to Miami. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy.
They're in disappointment, 47. Good luck.
I hate this stupid map.
Why are you really didn't hear that?
Come along buddy.
Where's my suitcase? Found it.
I'm the guard now. You're under arrest.
Well done, Forkizan. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Hmm.
Hee hee hee!
of
the
death
of
the
death
Oh.
What's up, man?
Uh, Bomba.
I don't know.
I don't know...
Oh, I'm allowed to be up here, what am I doing?
What's up Billy?
Wait, that was swag.
Why are you stopped?
Oh no you didn't.
I'm sorry, the-
I'm mildly annoyed.
The only heroine I have on me is the instant kill heroine friend.
Forgive me.
You've spread fear with the Missing Heat.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Just another day on the job. Another day, another victory for the O-Genius.
Come on, let's go!
Catch!
Baby duck at box box nerf, sorry bomb box nerf they said it, Malosa thinks it's over.
They just catch a no starry FC I am?
Thanks again.
All four baby?
They call him the black cat I guess.
That's his name now.
DLC? No after I lose.
I wish we had an epic concealable weapon we're gonna have the collector's crowbar as well
oh we got the coin too well let us bring out the Lester blade we're at 40,000 m points what
happened now you're at minus 9,100 I don't know how that works by the way so you're
in the wrong guy well well well I don't know how it works bro
these people post shipmands it goes up when people post hitmands it goes up
Oh, it goes down for the first one.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhhh.
Don't need this.
Guys, don't push. You're ruining the count.
Fiber wire by the Catanus Epic?
True.
The L-class ago.
We got a lot of guns.
Guys, post-Hitmans.
Post-Hitmans, post-Hitmans, please, please.
They're besmirching my good name.
I'll be monitoring.
Ultra Magoo, big throws of it.
You bastards!
I wish I could shoot this squirrel.
Mazur is happy birthday, why?
Just to see if I can, I'm going to need me bomb though, just finish my VW, where's the
VW folks wagons oh congrats to you congrats
the willy spec weapon I saw have a
spec weapon that's not to have dragon daggers poison is that cool guys musty
male man thanks for so get be clause maybe I might have Bernie clause we
good safe journey forty-seven
we have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here but you
know what to do and watch your step oh hey high alert it's not going to be easy
,
Well, wait, this is like the worst way to get it.
of
the
of
the
of
the
Oh god, my camera.
I didn't have to do this.
Have you taken us close while standing?
There's a brief short while where before he hits the ground you can interact with his
body.
How's that shit see me for?
Oh
Holy shit
Somebody help me! Somebody help me!
Hmm... How do we... How do we strangle this lady?
I'm trying to hide!
Right.
You don't find the odd difference, do you?
Yeah, I do.
Excuse me, I apologize.
It would be better if we got the first guy to run.
Oh
You go weirdo
All right, but what if I shot this garden and
I'm gonna try and get rid of all these people.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Got a blast!
Oh god.
I think he's all through.
I'll stay.
I'll die.
Get out of my way.
That one?
Oh god!
Help me!
Calm down! What is going on here?
Oh my god.
Oh, we didn't get the safe.
Yeah, we can peep that share real quick.
No problem, no problem.
Uh, who locks doors?
That's so rude.
That's the wrong place.
I gotta go up on him.
Whee!
Where the fuck is this going?
This is not at all where I wanted to be.
Actually, it might be.
Well
up one more. How'd they find that guy already? What the hell? Boy, that might be the guy
the first guy backstage where oh no
Wait, don't I have a nitroglycerin? No.
So weird champion.
I
Got a ski dattle
Yo
Wait
Is my game louder than normal?
Well, the music's just really loud.
On this map.
Ending music is louder on the club map so you can hear about it.
The club maps are gonna get out of the club music?
Oh, they're so loud.
And then there's no music right here? Hell.
What did you do to be called the Black Cat?
Bum ducks and boundary experts?
Me ready?
Hmm.
What do we got?
The Hydrated.
Okay.
We can do the Silo's S.
We just have to be one million percent sure.
We have the right person this time.
We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
Which we were not last time.
You were 80% sure or 80% not good enough?
Not good enough?
I've provided you with new intel.
Why does it keep changing me freaking soon?
Tombstone decks for sellin'?
Black cat non-targets have to hear a crime committed bodies must be found.
Oh, he's saying Roger that, brof, excuse me, you're gonna medic the drink to get the poison
target challenge.
Oh yeah, we could use that actually, I mean, that was my idea.
That chatter stole my idea.
I think we're going to medic the target first on a solid X result.
I mean, we can confirm who it is simply by following them around too, but we don't have
the poison.
B-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Bomba. Bomba acquired.
It's lit! I dipped my fries in the barbecue sauce.
So sick of mode.
um got the poison vile we got the mushroom we gotta make
How do I make this
Oh, we'll use the wrap was it forget
First we're gonna put this away
You know, I would think that eating rat poison would kill a human, you know?
Oh yeah, we could just take the mushroom.
If you're weak.
Uh...
I think we're good.
Echo the Gecko thanks for 7 and Creamy Caesar thanks for 7.
I've been looking at A1 to pop the bottle before it was a cat back on.
This guy's an A1er dude.
Holy shit.
This guy's about that A1.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
Good work, 47.
We've finally tracked down the syndicate leaders' whereabouts.
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target, so you'll have to do some recon.
At your step, they're on high alert. It's not going to be easy.
On the other hand, we do know this. They are participating in a handover.
We also have the following description on their looks.
We know that they have brown hair, they are sporting a tattoo, they are wearing a hat and glasses.
As to habits and voices, your target has a sweet tooth, and they suffer from dehydration.
Use these traits to your advantage.
They are disappoint 47. Good luck.
Thank you. Thank you.
This is holy fuck, there's a solid bush in here, what the fuck?
So I'm not in the right suit, what's happening?
Well well well, I bet this is it right here.
This is the person.
little my bones here we go you go and drink you go and drink because there's a
drank in there. Watch it. Okay, he's not drinking. Maybe he's eating a little sweet treat?
Why is he nervous?
Are you not even...
Are you not even the guy?
Goodbye, loser.
Good thing I got my galoshes on.
Otherwise, that water would be very inconvenient to walk through.
The weapon tops when they see a phone you please put that away
We I mean that's what's that that way here was there
There's not a hat.
That means our person is inside.
Hmm, can't make that.
Fringe?
They all use rotating phones from the 50s.
Those are called rotary phones?
The more you know, there's a person outside.
Yeah.
The more you know, the more powerful you are.
what the fuck was he doing? I don't see a tattoo.
hmm we'll leave him up, we'll leave him up.
Mary is so upset, but she's never seen a dead body before.
okay.
and that attack did fast to come.
you, you want to buy something?
gun.
you name it, I got it.
gun.
epic!
Epic!
Thank you. You know where I am if you need anything else.
Move!
I want to become a butler or something.
What the fuck wait are these bodyguards or security guards?
Okay, whatever
Who come perfect I got some bad news wait no we don't
Skibbity bitty.
This thing looks really old.
Flip it, you're on baby.
Yes. Now it is I who is depper, and you are naked. Weird.
Alright, there's a medic poison right there.
What you want to do with these cheap shit?
Wheeel, Wheeel, Wheeel
Wheeel, Wheeel, Wheeel
Wheeel, Wheeel
Fuck
They mean non-rich people
Yeah.
Sure they do.
All right, what you got lady? I've seen this exact lady before.
Uuuuhhh... prime suspect, she's got all this stuff.
You drinking the water? Do you know?
Oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh, I could do with a cup of tea!
I'm gonna poison you. You're gonna die.
Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. Hey. How are you?
Going up? Yeah, me too. So weird that we have the same path, right now.
Put your finger to here. I'm in.
Yes, she has no idea.
Yeah, I just love how you wear the same uniform, so classy, I can't tell you about it.
Holy moly, there's so many lookouts, man.
She's drinking again.
Wait, what the?
What?
What the?
What is that?
The loaf of bread?
Baking soda. I need baking soda.
Okay.
So it can't be her because that was bread, which is not sweet unless it's like sweet bread
They were gonna I think we're gonna mark
No glasses
Yeah, we gotta get up
Oh my god, okay.
I looked like it had sugar powder on it.
I just looked like a loaf of bread.
I always forget where the stairs are.
Hello, sir.
What's up?
Hmm.
Brother.
Oh, no.
All right.
Well, let's just be safe.
Let's just be safe.
This is not safe.
This is what we in the biz like to call unnecessarily risky.
to
two there's so many people around me
Dude, I just want to walk past this guy, but I'm so scared.
Oh, fuck!
that's it
work up he's got tattoo it's on the left arm there is that brown hair fella
Yes it is.
Primo-suspective.
Oh my god.
I hate this bad man.
Going to sip some water, mayhaps?
Might I suggest the one that I've poisoned with lethal venom?
Talkin' to me? Yo, we got the same outfit on, bitch.
Yeah, whatever.
Where is blood going?
No more Akinaigo, sweet.
That was the chocolate.
Oh!
It's doing it again!
Now go drink some water, dude.
You must be parched.
What's she doing Mary is so upset as she's never seen a dead body before and that detective
what's the hurry big man you gotta go pee how come there's not like a trait where
it's like pisser these people piss frequently they must empty their about
bladders frequently.
We having a meeting over here?
That's a business meeting.
bro in a way is the last guy
ummmmmm
Go away.
Bless you.
If this lookout could die, that would be fucking awesome!
Hello sir!
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Oh, he might have a tattoo.
Wow, there's just so many people!
I take her up.
I ain't seen no tattoo, bros.
Uh oh.
Oh
God
I need to sub a meeting.
I don't have time to waste you have the package
Yeah, I have it. What about your end of the bargain everything's on track? I think we're done cool. See ya. All right
Wait, don't you later? Oh
Did not see that before and that was a handover meeting and he drinks water
Greetings, sir.
Dude.
Oh my god.
Oh, I gotta wait for this fucking chode to come down here.
of
the
banana so bring up banana peel does not preserve silent assassin holy shit
yeah whatever yeah whatever
just casual four people who can detect me
That would please be the right guy.
And now we wait.
Go ahead.
Get your thirst.
The laser is eliminated. Well done, 47.
Get back to the safehouse. I'll be in touch.
I don't care about the safe, we're leaving.
We're just styling a sash of that fucking showdown.
I'm hardcore freelancer, dude.
Yeah, keep it real.
I don't give a whaaat?
Yeah, that's a great vibe.
I'm happy to be psyched when I hear that.
Can you move?
Can you move?
Skepper, take first of it.
Easy peasy, boys.
Well done, 47.
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
Easy peasy, dude!
Yes, sir!
An hour well spent?
That's more like 30 minutes.
uh douter plus l plus you're mad plus get on the bench
well done 47 the syndicate has been eliminated eating propane grilled hot dogs of watermelon
potato smiley faces and drinking a nw rupee take them all down and you will be well rewarded
yeah this guy's from the midwest good trash reward how do we not have
Hmm.
Beanie bar, beanie bar.
Hmm, chirp.
Hmm, chirp.
Four targets, Wilton Creek, eh?
Ah, they're all four targets, that's cool.
No problemo, no firearms, yeah.
I'm not going to be listening to that, maybe.
What's my PB so far with progressing?
Well for a little challenge where we're doing Silent Assassin pretty much every time we see it.
We got to the third syndicate.
Second camp?
Does that sound right? Oh no.
I don't- we can know.
Wait.
Yeah, we're going to need some poison here at the big time.
Thormental things first of it.
The Vaxxer is coming.
The Moderna maniac returns to Whittleton Creek.
Notch for 46 or so. You're gonna be playing this game again. It's so good. This game is really good the way that I'm playing it right now.
Holy moly.
It's freaking really good.
Where's me nail? How did I miss it?
I hope double seven's good too.
Ummm...
It's not gonna be exactly like this game so people are probably gonna be like, this sucks.
That's just the way that it is.
That's the way that it is.
hate change, bro. They be all like... Where's all the content? I need content! Now! There
will be a mode similar to Freelancer? That's cool. I mean, it's my favorite part of this
game set. Chronic Eye Crystal, or the extra seven?
Dude, like the main character's probably gonna do like one
liners and then the people who are like, man, friends are
He's not supposed to talk.
What is happening?
Oh yeah, I just went away for 47.
It's just something about his stoic, uh,
his impassive, uh, murder style that just really appeals to me.
Honestly the James Bond in this game is just not for me. What are we? What are we not?
I'm bringing a gun and I'm gonna use it just for a while.
All right four targets no problemo do you?
Bondi and Nacho 4, cheese sticks for 7.
I'm gonna pee.
Does that chill?
I guess 47 does talk a lot during the storied stuff, actually.
the DLC when I lose. We're back.
I'm a cheat, so I'm not a liar
And then I'm a liar
I'm a liar
I'm a liar, so I'm not a liar
I'm a liar
I'm a liar
Don't let go, don't be lonely
Don't let go, don't be lonely
I
Know way
You're not going to get away with this.
I'm not going to get away with it.
Target down.
Well done.
What is that?
Now get on for property.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Brainsy, thanks for showin' me.
I got some Joe.
Oh hell no.
So you need to be tactical don't disappoint 47. Good luck
I don't know she moves
Well, thank you then don't tend to be very like
Dude
Where are you going?
There's a crowbar. Yeah
Hmm
Dude, this guy right here is like tripping me out.
General thanks for 7.
Where you going?
Where are you going?
Hmm, we might be able to fiber wire killer.
Little Draco and Milky Teapots for some.
You already said that.
A man named Yanis.
Oh, she's just enjoying the neighborhood, man.
And I'm just creepily following her around with a propane tank.
Nope, he's still there.
Bro, where are you going?
you
So weird
She's not dead. Oh, no
That's good
Wait
of
all of
the way
, no, who's that
Oops!
Get the DLC.
I'm just gonna do that for sure.
Man!
Fuck, dude.
Fuck, dude.
What the hell?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
What a freaking loser!
Bad luck, 47.
Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Let me know when you're ready.
I'm ready.
No.
No.
I'll have a dark gun.
Let's do... this.
Hmm, cringe?
Hmm.
Maldives kind of fucked up, but we can try.
No firearms, goodbye.
I need that syringe. No, I don't.
Maldives is easy. Yeah, I always get caught by their sight. Their increased vision.
Hey, remember this is no firearms, so if the target sees us, we lose.
If the target sees anything, we lose.
Silent Assassin, no firearms, also the target is a burst.
How many targets?
Do you?
The story of a lady falling into an open manhole after getting out of her car.
No?
Is she okay?
She got burned alive from steam and water.
Let's fuck dove.
Flash fry the Crusader.
You could have a chance you'd probably just warp to World 8.
Hmm.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, I'm thinking that chatter's on to something.
I'm bringing the battery.
We're gonna make the syringe.
Car battery in ocean.
Car battery into ocean.
Is it thanks for seven since join the moon flea coward?
But I'll get owned.
They get the story about Darth Plagueis the wise.
Yes.
Welcome to the Maldives Intel tells us that there are syndicate members
All of our targets are on the beach
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them
But this is not going to be easy
Previous actions have put them on alert. So you need to be tactical
Burnt is a point 47. Good luck
Son of a bitch dude
Ooh, what if you guys went into the water, though?
That would be cool.
But these guys, they're taking a picture.
I think?
What happens if I walk into the water and submerge the battery?
Well, I'm holding it.
Nature don't want this, Elizabeth.
level for feet pics by the way.
What is the AOE on the car battery in the ocean by the way?
I'm gonna kill that guy.
I
Hmm it won't work in the ocean. Oh, no
Oh, no, it's not powerful enough
Well.
Fuck.
Hey.
This is extra fucked up because I can't just syringe one of them and run away.
Because if the person in the front notices the corpse I lose, XB?
Propane tank? I can't use firearms.
I mean, there's other ways to detonate it though, but...
Well, how would that work?
What if they don't technically die at the same time?
I gotta loot this.
I forget where the propane tank is.
Oh, no, I remember.
Hold on, though.
Weird.
I'm just going for it, dude.
I've only got one!
I'm just gonna choke him out. Thoughts?
Help!
Oh my god.
I have a gun.
I don't think he's awesome.
Dude!
one
Got a speed atl
Come on
Why that fail, uh, maybe the bushes weren't calling off
I'm I'm not one million percent sure
Get away Chad
How unfortunate it rather appears that you ran out of luck
I
Mm-mm-mm.
If the same thing happened, guards could see me fiberwire someone in the bushes, but I silent choke them.
I'm a little surprised they saw that, but there's probably a better opportunity to do something like that.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing of Thrid.
But, we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
I freaking hate that.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
The mime. Oh, my gosh. We go into New Zealand, boys. After we get some revenge.
Oh, yeah.
Actual Classics for sure, babe.
The map's great for you.
I don't like that map, because the guards be all like, yeah, I saw you do that, and yeah,
I'm 200 yards away.
I don't fucking care.
You're my warhorse doing a Laura the Ring's open RPG.
Oh yeah.
I did.
Reacts harder. Yo! T1 lost. That's crazy, man. That's crazy.
What'd he lose, chat?
His muscles? No!
2x KO?
Are people play that?
mhm? mhm? mhm?
Oh for MONEY. You did a leaking propane canister with sparking carbide.
When 18-T makes you
Meme old AT&T man.
What up stroking my shit guy? Ozzy Osbourne, hello?
You can kill everyone in a room with a car battery in rain.
Ow.
Hmm, I think we're good.
have a good trip 47 miss you go pay for my day granted
mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm
welcome to whittleton creek we have intel that the syndicate is active in the area
oh we got the spook you are going to be easy previous actions have put them on
high alert, so you need to be tactical. Don't disappoint, 47. Good luck.
I forget where the serial killer outfit is.
We got the old ladies at Target.
Do you think these guys are in on it?
The cannibalism shit?
This goes inside, but hold on I gotta check hitmaps.com for the cool outfit.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Oh, shoot.
Excellent work for the second. You've spared fear for the second one.
that's what I would have did that's the technique
I got one.
Oh, she got a key.
Do not turn around, bitch.
There's no costume!
Fucking...
So stupid, man.
It's upstairs?
Wait, that's the ghost-faced one?
It doesn't say just right footage. Yeah, we're gonna do it just in case though
So let me think for a second
Rest in peace to my grandma she got burned in the furnace
Hurry up. Hurry up.
I'm in. Oh no.
Oh no.
There is just no way.
There's no fucking way!
No
You're fine because you were just caught in your suit? Is that how it works? I don't think so.
Wait, let's set up the safe.
I don't know.
What was the plan?
My plan was to go down there and destroy the surveillance camera.
Unfortunately, we used our lockpick.
And then I got stuck.
Do you let the mess hurry out of the trespassing territory?
It's fine.
You literally just saw that it's not fine, by the way.
Oh, wait, no, I guess I did throw it out.
No, it's not fine.
No, it's not.
You're gonna have to take my word for it.
I want the safe.
I want the safe.
I want the safe.
Look at me with this.
There's one more up.
I got the safe.
I got the safe.
Where is...
Okay, we're just gonna blow it up.
Bucket dude.
That's a pretty convenient way to get in the house.
Goodbye, Whittleton Creek. I failed you.
Undercover cost.
Pig down.
Agent Smith in Mani. It's an unlimited book.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Well, we didn't die, and we got the safe money. That's a dub.
Now we're gonna gamble it and we're gonna quadruple it.
In hardcore mode, all territories are alerted. That's the one we're doing.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid
But never lucky is predictable in this line of work
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
At least you killed that sweet old lady. I mean we buried her harder than any mobs ever been buried in this game. Don't be honest
Holy shit
Annihilated I
I saw it at the corner of my eye, she wandered downstairs because I was looking for the Ghostface costume dude.
Holy shit.
The leader.
Okay.
Round three?
Round three?
No combat.
Gambling your money?
Yeah, we're gonna do that.
Here we go.
Dogecoin.
Aw, fuck!
Mike's money!
I don't think we should have gambled because the next map we're going to has a safe.
And if the dealer has a dart gun and we don't have 4k, it's kind of sad.
It's actually really sad.
Is there a rusty crowbar around the house?
Up ass.
Oh yeah, from fishing, true.
I've only got no ones. Have I missed any Fid did? No, no Fid did, yeah. I've been
saving that bit for later. That's the legendary rarity bit.
You still don't get it?
Yeah, you never will, bro.
You never fucking will.
Why some fish sharks got too big?
I didn't know that.
Why is that?
Dualshock?
Hmm, I see.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Lemarius, thanks for seven.
And Carbill, thanks for seven.
They're called Claspers.
What the hell?
How do you know that?
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
Track them down and do what you do best. Okay. However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful
Good luck 47
Wait a second. It's a police officer. Oh
Oh, no, is this the one where there's like a bunch of- Oh, no, dude.
I mean, surely they split up, right?
Who are you?
Reveal thyself, demon.
Whoa!
He just rolls toe fucking far away.
idea. I have an idea. Wait, he's walking around it.
Alright, walk straight back though.
I don't think I don't think that does it but he walks kind of toward it there I'm so scared
to like not kill them with this explosion now.
Dude.
Right here.
sounds of that which because what the fuck what are you doing
okay I guess we got lower amount of the shut that's a good idea
if you're a bee it barely went anywhere I'm so pissed
I'm moving to investigate we'll keep you posted
Why does this always happen, why does this always happen?
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Geez.
He's leaving.
Anyone there?
How am I supposed to break this shit?
Dude, he's so far.
I just realized the letterbomb packages, you can probably put them in these mailboxes and
blow them up as they walk by them.
Hey, we're trying to keep this place nice and tidy, okay?
Such a loser.
Oh, man.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy. We're gonna make this happen.
I think he's coming back.
Too far.
He's not coming back.
I'm a cop.
Place it like a bomb.
I'm gonna have to shoot it once.
Alright buddy.
How can we get this camera here? Wait, we don't have to get that camera.
Come along Billy.
Did you pay that extra sub?
Here he comes!
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Oh, my camera.
No!
There's the, uh, oh, okay.
There's the uh, oh, okay, we need a crowbar.
Yonk!
I'm going to do something really stupid.
Where are you Billy?
Oh, he's upstairs.
No way.
Well, meme out, thanks for 7.
The pile beckons.
There's probably a way to climb up there, I just don't know what it is, and the house
is covered in like those lasers.
What's in here?
Oh, it's the security system.
Wait, I bet this guy has a key card.
Here's a key.
Last time you need sardines.
Been a while, chief.
Surely there's like a keycard laying around.
I bet it's upstairs.
I didn't see shit.
Did I check his rectum for it?
Nah, I didn't check the rectum.
That's not bad.
I found it!
I'm in
The spooky news are going hard, bros.
But how do I get in here?
My ultimate kryptonite closed windows.
Hey buddy.
Mama Mia.
Nowhere to hide that guy in here.
He's leaving!
I've got the horses in the bag!
Come on, come on, pick up already!
Pick up!
Adios! Baseball?
We're clear, there's nothing here.
No you're not.
Damn.
Because there's Base Bowl.
Again.
Dispatch.
I just heard something.
This bolt too.
Well, well, well. Time to put your plans.
Aw, nice.
I got a ski dantel.
That was cold, Torna.
Don't call me Torna.
Lotten thanks for 7.
Shoutouts Brazil.
Okay, I think we crowbarred so we have our lockpick.
Very nice.
show yourself
no
Mm-mm.
Holy guacamole.
Oh
Not normal to throw stuff around
I'm trying not to use my... lose my disguise.
Bro, this guy's on the second fucking floor, man.
Tons of Katsuragi king and radical thanks for so well what's the plan
who thinks for seven
you just fucking leave bro
He don't care brother
Command we might have a situation I'll check the perimeter over
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Go!
Okay, now he's on the first floor. We can get him down here.
Is that fucking genus? No.
What the fuck was that?
Hello?
Hello?
I heard that!
Great, great, great.
Alright, where were we putting you buddy?
Because we've run out of space otherwise.
The hell are you?
We gotta wait for him to come back down.
Oh, Taga.
Oh, Taga.
How come that Oh, Taga has a needle in his eye?
He's actually thanks for seven.
Come on buddy.
I know you want to come downstairs.
You're hungy.
going to every room. Let's get rid of this lady.
Holy fuck, there's another guy.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Come to my murder den!
Finally, finally, the target has come back to the murder den.
Oh, no.
Um, guys.
Okay, we're still in time.
Okay.
Hmm, yeah.
Syndicate member eliminated.
I'm done, 57. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Lurking creeper, Lake Suissella?
Got a skedaddle.
What's this dude walking on the middle of the street, dude? Doesn't he know I need to return to the sewers?
You imagine if I tried to open that cough so I'm going to have lost or those guys.
We're just gonna walk to the bus station. There's too many people out right now.
Safe? Yeah, we can grab that.
Where is the downstairs?
Found it.
Holy shit.
I'm good.
I'm not a pussy.
I'm Yoda, Scourge of the Seven Seas.
All four, baby.
God damn!
That might be a speedrun around.
Nope.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Yeah, I brought a lot of guns with me.
I actually don't have an epic unsilenced pistol.
Do they even make those?
I think I want to do showdown on China.
I don't have a fucking dart gun.
I'm let you wish you gamble.
the Al-Mahonsider is the only epic un-silence pistol.
oh here we go.
Huge dub.
The striker is rare.
Mirage 6 for 7.
Indeed.
Northern Lee and the Ocean Chief takes for 7.
Thank you.
Brock DV takes for 7.
I was scared to go into the sewer.
Oh, we need our banana here, dude.
We gonna make them slip, bruh.
Can we... can you give us your best strong breath?
Strong bad impression.
Err...
What's good, guys?
Speed! Strong bed!
Dado! Dado! Dado!
I can't really do it. I can't really do it.
I didn't really watch them start running.
Holy crap!
I know what the system is down.
How's it go? I watched Trogdor.
There's been a lot of work to make those cartoons.
Wesley Willis 6 for 7.
Real Wesley Willis, no he's dead.
I need the banana.
I got it.
Uh, we good.
Have a good trip 47.
You're real.
Oh, shit. Okay. Okay!
Welcome to New York. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area. I trust
that you can find them and eliminate them. But they're on high alert, so tread carefully
or they will slip away. They're in disappointment, 47. Good luck.
by unnoticed like a ninja.
Me there.
That does not look comfortable, man.
I'm not here for getting to post.
Would that bring my aww man?
bring my throw up syringe only my murder syringe
hurry up man
well
Are you too pussy to get the epic Shawnee?
Can't I already knock at it?
Come on out!
Oh, it's this lady again.
You only need to open and pick all golden ingots with the suit, including the small one in
the deposit.
They changed it, didn't they?
Oh, that was the last guy.
Yep, do not walk in here, bitch
That's the coolest one I am well
of
the
She stands there, right? Am I dumb?
Oh
Oh
Oops
She doesn't know.
No.
Hey! Stay sharp!
Whoa!
Oh, you're being weird yeah they go waste the banana dude she just saw me through the
door by the way.
Got her.
I'm just saying, maybe this isn't for terrible after all, there's never anything in this room.
We can't talk to staff or ask around if people have seen a folder full of secrets.
He could be here weeks and not find anything.
Hey, it's a steady paycheck, my friend.
You don't have to love it.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
There's a small gold bar.
Yeah, what is that for?
What's that shit for?
Search the area.
We have to find the perp.
Understood.
Oh Christ!
Corridor.
Oh
Ever gone sword, please just act like everyone
Good!
Don't walk that way though.
Oh, maybe she can't.
help here oh my god let me leave calling in calling in there's been an
accident who is this guy the water dries up after they slip oh that's Josh
Why did he assume it was a person and not her slipping on the water, hmm?
We're chasing ghosts here.
Well?
Shoot!
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Dude!
Oh hey.
Pretty confident we cannot push kill this person.
Aren't you Ruby Red?
I know what we can do, though.
Hey!
Gotta get your head out of your ass before you...
Get out of here!
Now!
Move! Move!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
To the dealer! To the bathroom dealer!
Do you need anything?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Sure.
No dart gun?
Why you been fucking bother?
What is this?
Do I need another epic...
...or epic silenced pistol, I don't know.
It's dog shit?
Yeah, but like, I could like, clear it out a little bit.
Yeah, I'm gonna do this, actually.
And then we do this, and then we do this.
Yeah.
Concealable Epic Melee.
Yeeeaaah, you're fine.
You can...
Can you only buy the... I feel like I found this one time.
I'm gonna get ya!
You coming in here?
Nope.
Is there a safe?
No.
Very important for you buddy.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
And
I'm gonna spend my drink out
But your own safety, do what you want to say.
Haha!
Emergence?
Down Blast.
Okay, I'm near and you're in.
I see!
Fire a perk!
Hand over that!
I copy.
Get ready!
We've got troubles!
What?
I'm just going to go on.
I'm going to go on.
Hey you!
Yeah, I'm going to go on.
Not me.
I'm going to go on.
How are you finding me?
I'm going to go on.
I'm going to go on.
I'm going to go on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Pro face.
One last thing.
Sad that he did not have a dark gun.
But you can't always dark gun, dude.
Sometimes you got a regular gun.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, we still got one nice.
Ah, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, China.
Well done, 47.
We now know the current whereabouts of the Cyndi-Kepeda.
I've provided you with new intel.
Dehydrated!
What?
Uh oh, you know what that means.
Can you put chloroform in someone's drink?
How does that work?
We got a lot of vials.
You can?
I mean in Hitman, the video game.
We'll keep that.
Don't need that.
I have a liquid set in the bottom corner if we could do it with a chloroform.
Do you know what I am saying?
Sorry, you only know real life hitman techniques.
Oh.
Wait, why?
Do you know that?
I got a double check to make sure that there is a safe area.
Tormy scene, thanks for seven.
Did it, did it, did it, did it.
Tormy scene.
Bomb status created.
Uh, we're gonna need a gun.
The showdowns kind of forced you to play Silent Assassin E, which I think is good.
Because if you leave like bodies out, dude, the lookouts will just tell everyone and then
everyone will run.
Project Opus or something.
Um.
I mean, how's the collection looking though?
Strong?
Powerful?
Dog shit for 500 hours.
Okay, but I wasn't trying to collect them until like 10 hours ago.
Does that count for anything or am I a loser?
We are... good, we have our bomb.
What am I doing?
Skedaddle!
Have a good trip, 47.
Am I going to play the James Bond game on the 26th?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Welcome to Chongqing.
This is it.
We've tracked down the Syndicate leader.
you need to identify the target first but this is not going to be easy previous
actions have put them on high alert so you need to be tactical on the other hand
we do know this they are here for a business meeting we also know that they
have brown hair they are wearing their own hands and wearing their nails
as for characteristics we know the target enjoys reading and they suffer from
Dehydration. That's all I have for you at present. Good luck 47.
Well, let's get to searching.
Cannot see earrings.
Earrings detected. Suspect prime.
Correct.
Okay.
Coming in.
Black hair.
Not suspect.
Glasses. Not suspect.
What are you doing?
What?
Hey!
Huh?
Huh?
Don't come up here, man.
Okay.
Well, I warned ya.
Uh-oh.
Wiguchi.
Hmm
Okay, calm down from 10 don't let the anger take
Oh yeah, we can't kill her because we're losing money.
Gotta be very careful here.
You know, we could probably use the apartment upstairs.
Yes.
I mean, this one's kind of like, kind of sus.
Where would we put the phone?
I don't want them to see me from outside.
So we gonna do it... right here.
Wait, what?
I didn't get a good look at the first guy.
That must be him, though.
Because it ain't her.
Who is this?
that guy lives pretty strange he lives here
Where's the dude?
Is he still gonna come?
Oh, he's gone.
Welcome to the pile.
Okay.
Huh.
No way in hell.
This guy did not even turn around when I did that by the way.
Good job, please.
You eliminated the Leesa.
Get back to the savers.
I'll be in touch.
Okay, we need a couple things before we leave.
Bump bump bump
Hmm.
There's a camera right there, dude, what the hell?
Oh god, hold up.
C'mon, why aren't you doing anything?
Huh? You're the one standing still, bitch?
Why'd I take them this way?
Oh my god.
Wait, we gotta check the vendor too.
Which means there's a level 3 dongle?
Hey.
Roy E.
One right here.
Then, we grab it!
Why do you do that?
There's a lookout.
Lookout equals 250 XP.
There's a free kill.
Consequence free kill.
Mm-mm-mm.
We know we had to vax him before he waxed him, dude.
Yup.
First I vax him, then I wax him.
Brrra! Brrra! Brrra!
Oh, thanks.
Not dark gun?
Angi?
I don't like Ambrose Island, guys.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, bobi, bobo, poo poo pee pee poo.
I don't like Columbia, either.
I don't like India, either.
The map! In Hitman! I've never been to India, IRL!
Shut up!
Uh, we will do this.
Epic!
Do I want to visit India?
Why not?
Why not?
now? No, no, no, no. Okay, well, let's take care of this one.
You went at the best butter chicken you still think about.
It's kind of hard to fuck up Butter Chicken, I'm being honest.
What was the difference?
There's like four ingredients of Butter Chicken.
It's not just butter and chicken.
them it's like cardamom it's like tomato chicken yeah you got chicken in that usually
Yeah, heavy whipping cream.
Maybe not heavy whipping cream, I forget.
It's been a while.
A bit of sawdust, nip, nip.
Roadkill? Raccoon? You have to run it over yourself?
Who here is eating roadkill?
I know one of you guys has eaten roadkill, dude.
You're a co-worker.
Do you think you're doing any of the objectives?
Um...
What are these objectives?
I'll try. I'll try, bro.
I'll try, man.
My dad got violently ill from eating a squirrel he shot and kept in our freezer for over
a year.
Damn, he could have just said he didn't want to hang out, man.
Didn't have to go out like that
Dude, I got a cool I do my my sciences are killing me holy shit
And it's work takes for shit.
Oh, we got one.
We might have another one.
But we don't need more than one.
Did that take medicine?
I took a nasal decongestion.
I took some ivy-protein.
Me-me-me-me-me. I need the wrench.
I have the wrench. What am I doing?
The nasal spray will make it worse. I don't use nasal spray.
Is the squirrel recipe in the joy of cooking?
I was there enough meat on a squirrel to like, I don't feed like one person, right?
Either type to thug it out or immediately head to medicine. I think I'm gonna say I take mess
Is there a guard here? I got a pee. I'm gonna get some more water
Thank you, here we go.
Gangsters!
Daps you up!
Phantom Mono, thanks for selling it.
Safe journey, 47.
Night Dweller, thanks for selling it. How many bonus objectives do I have to do?
Oh no.
high alert so you need to be tactical. Don't disappoint 47. Good luck.
All right. Not the worst.
I'm not, oh I'm not trespassing. Nice. I'm pretty sure there's a coin around here.
So, we can get a little goofy with this.
The Oss, why does this always happen to me?
of
all righty
Even thinks for seven
It's already over with the suit swap. Nope. I only have to get two
the
Excellent mark, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
I've been...attending your scratch in my bones.
Oh, hey you! Yeah! You have any idea what happened here?
You need to pay attention here, behold!
and
I got a not good disguise
Hmm, have an idea.
Stanky dank, thanks for selling it.
He was a snap next mid subdued.
What's the key for that?
Eee.
Oh
Brother
man I have nothing to report from my convocation
oh
do we go for it?
Oh, it put me in combat?
What the hell?
Why?
I'll be in touch.
Shoot more than one time equals combat bug?
No.
Oh, sorry, believers.
I trapped.
And to the believers I saved.
Keep the change.
To me, all thanks for the li-
Toast you potato, thanks for subbin'
Agent 47 vs Judge, who you got
Agent 47, Judge is just a cop
Just a clock.
No, not Judge Judy.
Hmm...
I feel like we could sign on assassin Bangkok.
Maybe.
We do that let's take this one out real quick suit only no fire arms
I
Suit only
Perfect shooter I wonder we lose perfect shooter if we use the shotgun
Oh my god, I don't have an epic sniper.
Wait.
Wait, is this the...
When did I get this?
Yay!
It's my favorite gun.
Yippee!
I wonder if we should gamble. Let's try gambling.
Okay. Hello poop lover.
How many targets? Just two.
Maybe we'll just kill him and leave, if I'm being honest.
We'll see.
I don't have anything.
We got to risk that sniper over 500?
Yeah, we'll be alright.
Isn't Judge a CIA sleeper agent, though?
Yeah, but like...
It's Agent 47, dude.
Okay, Agent 47 can see through walls.
Do you promise to this mission suit only?
Yes.
I will try, bomb.
We could turn it into a bloodbath, as long as we don't miss a single shot.
last planet takes first 7?
brr brr brr brr brr
what do you think agent 47 smells like?
uuuuuhh... day?
or shit?
He said deal him a foul. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all night.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Impulse driven, thanks for sub it. Waffles and large number 10 and stinky butt poo poo.
Poopoo, thanks for 9 months prime sub, dude.
Be very much.
Stinky butt, Poopoo, everyone.
Welcome to Bangkok.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Be careful, 47th.
Doesn't matter if they're serious.
serious. How are we getting her? I mean we don't know where she goes.
I'm gonna kill you! Wait, isn't that my dealer from Whittleton Creek? Isn't that
a plug right there hold up I don't want to kill her no stop hey how are you
It's a...
Going outside, are we?
Hoolish mortal?
In a way.
of
what the hell
I think we can get a pretty clean sonar if we hang out in that room.
Bro, you're not gonna believe this.
I found a snipe right from the place I'll be able to read it.
What?
All right, whatever. You do your thing, I do mine.
Dude, where is she?
You want to go deeper in a loony country? That's your choice.
Hmm.
We could give her the jab.
Oh man, we can get it right here too.
Don't come in here bitch.
I swear to god.
I see you!
I see you!
Wow!
I'm so fucking dead, man.
He's in a black suit.
Hey, we need them out.
Who's on my six? I need backup!
I'm just going down.
Move! Move!
Oh, fuck!
Okay.
I see him!
Fuck! He's got an officer down!
Where the hell is he?
Yeah, where the hell did he go?
I need to find him! Get a man down!
Oh
Move in go go go
Holy shit
He's over there! Watch them out! I'll cover you!
We're gonna kill a lot of people, I think.
Holy mother of God!
You know where he is! Go get him!
Holy shit!
Look at-
Oh god, it's just a keycard.
are you okay if you can hear me make a sound
hey somebody want to help us out already
oh okay
your suspect is over here boy you got it
where is it
hey you got hit
fine
I need some assistance here!
Calling in, calling in, hello?
We got someone causing trouble.
Oh
Mama Mia
Nice, leave that!
I
I'm gonna explode it!
Don't try and talk to me!
My god, I'm dead!
My god, I'm...
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board 47.
Should I change suit?
Yeah.
I was trying to do it for the believers.
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing
off the grid. But, we know that nothing is predictable in the same work. I'm sure you'll
get back on the south. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Oh my god. My money.
I heard you got your favorite gun back.
Yeah.
dark gun kill me kill me
I don't know fellas, well, we're gonna reroll
I'm going to Colorado.
Okay, dude, I'm so sad man, that was our only epic.
Oh, keep sniper rifle, Matt.
Colorado. Colorado.
Unsilenced pistol kill.
It'll probably be the train.
Sniper rifle.
All we gotta do is take no Dimash, we're bringing in a pistol, an SMG, and a sniper
Such a fucking chud man.
Such a dumpy.
Me when the chungus ain't right?
Fuck man.
Where's the nail?
me when the chungus is slightly off kilter
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
What's the goal of this mod?
There's no particular goal for this mod, it just mixes up the levels more than they normally
are.
They're more random.
It also lets you play, like throughout the years they've kind of like remixed levels
and then like release them as far as they're like little thingy or whatever after it was
called.
And it allows you to play most of those in freelancer. You're normally not able to do that.
Did you know that, fella? I gotta make a syringe.
That'll cash strobe fix for some. And Casper fix for some.
I hope it's the train because I'm gonna kill everyone.
me when it's the train yep it's killin time
have a good trip 47 snuggle monster extra so yeah I do believe bullets are
We're gonna fly.
Welcome to Colorado.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
Ah, shit.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Godspeed, 47.
Well, that's okay.
That's okay.
Holy...
Yeah, come over here, man. Oh my.
Do it, do it, do it!
Oh my god, do it!
See what happens!
I wonder if every NPC on this map counts as a guard.
They're all in the house, boys.
Wait.
There's four targets.
We'll get this guy last.
They're all in the same room!
They're not going to let me in because I'm a stupid chud regular guard.
It's full of alpha male elite guards in there.
Come with me buddy.
Now I'm out of time.
What's up, what's up, everyone?
Hey, do you mind if I go in and see the boss?
Unsuspiciously walks?
I don't think I've ever been in here.
I'm not, I cannot lie.
What is this?
what's up
You
you
you
you
you
you
you
wrong what
May they arrive in location...
Holy...
...quiet, folks.
I need a man here to check out the officer.
I'm walking in block 1-7.
We begin to inspect the night.
You should get back to the C-Fabs.
I'll contact you later.
I just failed to take no damage.
Oh, I never killed anyone with my SMG.
Oops.
I freaking failed.
This is a freaking new view.
Winks at all of the datters.
Did you think you had a collact kill?
I think mentally I filed away and I was going to S.M.G. one of those guys and I just never
did it.
I was ever concerned with hiding them fast enough with the pistol because I wanted to
unsound pistol kills so I knew they were going to come.
But I'm a fucking noob. Noob idiot. Noob noob noob noob noob.
Bad luck 47. Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be...
You're gonna use the festival second?
Let me know when you're ready.
Guys, I'm sick and you can't be angry at me. Or yell at me.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Okay, ha ha.
Three targets.
Yeah, that's a re-roll.
Now he's hawking!
Sniper rifle kill!
Ay-ya-ya-y!
Oh I lost me a assassin gun!
What a loser!
Ugh!
Haha!
Get out of my nose!
Did I do that into the mic? Was it loud?
it was disgusting dude it's just snot you got snot too bitch ew fucking ew dude
gross
Hey guys, it's the guy who has snot in chat!
It's snot chatter!
Hey everyone, look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look!
I don't know why they're laughing at that guy, they're laughing at me.
It's not chatter!
It's not chatter!
Use a vacuum cleaner to take out the snot.
I heard there's like a...
I heard you should never use a vacuum cleaner on your nose, because it could suck your eyeballs
out.
True or false?
I was the shot back
Are you six years old?
That is something for the six-year-old would say
I heard that you can't use a shot back on your eyeballs cause it'll make them explode
Dude shut up little snot nose brat
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination you didn't hear that you've made that up
Who told you that?
They know they should look
Generally want air in your lungs
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here
But you know what to do. Where's the air go when you exhale though?
This is not going to be easy. Belius actions have put them on high alert. So you need to be tactical
Godspeed 47. Riddle me that, babe.
Everyone except if we all excel at the same time maybe we can create enough CO2 to destroy the atmosphere.
Holy shit!
How come we don't have like a...
There should be like a hole in there where everyone has to like exhale for five seconds at the same time
Truly devious
It's this fucking guy
I'm gonna put me briefcase right here
It's really dark
What was that?
Go over there and see what that was.
Sure.
Sure, mate, sure. I'm right chuffed to investigate the bush.
I can't fucking see.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Go in there. Now. Got it.
Hmm. Oh, jeez. We can't have him see that body.
Scary.
It's okay, we're an expert at making piles on the party variation.
They call him the pile meister.
And by they I mean you guys.
That's what you guys call me.
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Call me a bit.
Dude, no you don't.
Huh?
You're a guard.
You have to come.
Stay here. Okay, but be careful.
Why is this happening to me today of all days?
Aw, fireworks. Make a wish, guys. I wish this guy was dead.
Oh, come the fuck on.
Well done, Forty-Sea.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I'll complete our TV
Hey, you're invited to a party like this do you hate your we've made
or do you wait okay now we have been this dude
Oh, fuck this.
Look at the stupid fucking feather duster of mine.
Do people still do weed vapes?
Oh.
I
Oh
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the
Well, Moderna!
Syndicate member eliminated, well done, 47.
Get back to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
Yeah, I'm going to agree for this.
Look for the damn save code, dude!
Shut up, man!
Hides with corpse?
This is our penance.
Man man man man man man.
Man man man man man.
Dude we're gonna get 4k and then we can check the shop and then it's gonna have the medic
dark gun dude.
Holy shit.
And then we're not gonna die and we're gonna pass every silent assassin going forward
and we're not gonna lose.
He is hurry up.
Please.
Remind me what happened to that really cool sniper rifle you had.
I can feel the sickness clotting in my right lung. I'm going to die at moon moon
Dude go to the hospital
Yolink?
Well, that wasn't so bad
Greetings, sir. No camera. We're gonna wait. Oh my god, it's right there
Well time to scat down a boys
I
See
Samurai Midnight, thanks for sub.
No vendor?
Nah, there's something that I would want that I can purchase right now.
Because I'm poor, but not after that mission.
After this mission, I'm GIGO rich, and we're gonna gamble.
Cover to the surface for sub.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Can we silent assassin Hokkaido?
No.
Can we do miami?
Maybe.
Welcome to Miami.
Bull disclaimer, I do not.
I cannot do one of these, and I might not be able to do the first one.
And if it's the boat, this shit's actually just RNG.
Okay, watch this, it's going to be the bow and you're the big parking lot, there's all
All three of our targets are going to be next to that parking lot and we're going to kill
all of them.
And then win.
Say a fated joke.
No man.
Hold on.
I'm formulating a new joke in my head.
How about, or you'll know this, okay?
Why that thing covered in shit?
Yeah?
It doesn't quite have the same bite as the original.
It's not quite the same.
Hmm.
You bomb an open mic?
Dude, who freaking cares?
How do you so lame?
Have our torch lights yourself?
Oh yeah, we're in a game.
Let's go!
Dude.
All right.
The entire set was fed dead jokes people would actually eventually come around.
Not wrong.
That's my boy.
I can tell him the five guys joke, dude.
Not on a six-year-old thing, it's up to Saddam Hussein.
Appreciate that.
Welcome to Miami wait real Miami tells us that there are syndicate members in the area
What I trust that you can find them and eliminate them but be careful they're on high alert
We don't want them to slip away. You know what to do 47. What do I do? Oh, I gotta kill these guys, right?
That's the mission. Oh
Man
Play it now?
What if I give you guys like an acapella version of it?
In Miami.
Welcome to Miami.
Hold up.
Welcome to Miami.
Uh, I'm a Mimo-Momo-Mimi.
I heard that!
me on them a male a male a male
bro
I
Ain't nothing here
There is definitely behind the ears of you three.
Oh, come on.
Link, shut up.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll be there in a few miles under the hood.
It's as much about the car's stamina and technology
than it is about the driver's power.
I
Oh, my God.
Check it out.
Well, don't be disappointed.
This will surely blow to the syndicate.
And, yes, that's the first thing you've seen.
That's it.
Oh, wait.
Was there a touch?
Were you in a slight delusion going into that corner?
Oh, the stewards are going to have to take him closer.
I think that guy is in the main guy's office
Freakin Miami dude, oops
Oops oops oops what's happening?
It's all about getting some miles under the moon. It's as much about the car stamina as it is about the riders.
I'm JK, guys.
JK stands for Just Kidding.
put it back now man
great that's fantastic
I
In a while get back to the safehouse. I'll be in touch
I love to move high out at the top.
This is where you see the cartagology.
Let me leave.
There is still some time to go folks.
Greek
Briefcase where I'm bringing
Or did I or did I
You're not right now!
Such a churn, man.
Dumb churn.
Oh!
How unfortunate.
Dude.
There was no reason to go over that room.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-m-mm-mm-mm.
I was trying to get to the security room but uh, that's what it was one room over dude.
Why can't I be in the press room?
Fuck the, fuck them reporters!
Syndicate disappearing off the grid
But I know that nothing is predictable in this
I'm sure you'll get back on the side. Oh, look at this. We're gonna do hold. Oh my god
The phone work is insane
Swag
Hmm, Fringe.
But not impossible.
No firearms?
Goodbye.
Four targets? Yeah.
They're going to need 400 to stop me.
They call me the silent assassin, no firearms champ.
Yon.
Why?
Why do you think, dude?
We're going to shoot the camera this time?
I ain't picking up a gun.
The Pfizer Phenom doesn't need guns.
Yeah, how about how about the Pfizer phantom?
Holy, that is cool.
Spent our Artelex for seven.
The Pfizer Philis time.
Dude, we're not talking about Philadelphia.
talk about our gubbies is unfortunately i pooped my pants okay clean it up big dog
Do you live in Philly?
Is it as cool as it's always sunny in Philadelphia makes it look?
Yeah?
No?
Aw.
Man.
Alright, we need to remember not to accidentally lethal inject a guard.
It's not an assassin, just can't be seen at any point.
Okay, so that's how it is for no firearms.
And regular silent assassin, our targets could see us.
I
Aren't you talking
Well, we gotta, we gotta get a small problem, oh fellas.
Don't worry, we clutched up.
I need this guy to move down.
We're trying to freaking coin!
Well, vaccination time.
comes you. Okay, we need to remember no firearms fellas. Very important. This guy's on the
balcony doable doable do able who's so bright
cool
It's looking so supple and pushable right now.
Now there has to be bait pushing this guy though.
What if I choke him out and then jump him over the edge? Does it look like an accident still?
Yes.
Do not turn around, bitch.
Well done, Officer. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
To be lose?
Thank god. Oh my god.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Yippee!
I forgot the gun.
I got a gun in my hand right now.
Which I'm about to draw, so I don't use it.
Oh, I don't have to hurt you. You're chill.
Yippee!
We do have to go wipe the ass security shit though
I'll be taking this
What?
Tell me what to do bitch I'm your boss
I'm out.
Okay, where actually are these guys?
This guy's out in the bar.
This guy's out in the open.
This guy's in the garden.
Oh no.
may be doomed.
still alive huh? shut up. shut up big.
Well, I have to go. I'll call you when I get back to New York.
You are needed at the inauguration.
Is it doomed?
Oh, he's following the Prince around, dude.
It's mildly doomed right now, actually.
Go to the bathroom.
Go to the bathroom.
You need to piss.
You need to piss.
Oh my gosh, she's actually going.
Oh fuck.
Hmm.
If we do the bidet distraction, that means the, well what's it called, comes.
I think this is the only place we can go this way.
Isn't the prince the bomb to the toilet?
Oh my god, that guy's so fucking smart.
Is that the smartest chatter to ever live?
Where was the poison?
Pretty sure it's in here. Yep.
No one says scallywag.
No. Fucking grab him, dude.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. I really got a poison
the string. Well let's get some work done, huh?
She's coming back in bros.
Oh, she's going to the bathroom this time.
Yes!
She never leaves that bad.
Oh my god, Kappa.
But wait, what if you came in here for some reason?
It would be so weird.
Yeah, that's so weird.
All right, now I'm getting this off.
I
Yeah
Keep the change.
I feel worried we should have waited.
I'm almost confident he drinks your business.
He's dead.
Oh.
Oh, we're saving the run again.
So they're always going to go in this first bathroom.
So I didn't have to move the body, but I did move the body because it's going to be easier
to shuffle these guys around.
Oh my, so they're like guarding them.
Kind of like guards do.
Oh, hope they don't come in.
Badoom. Badoom.
Oh my! Oh!
What the fuck is this?
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
What the hell was that, man?
That's crazy.
So what I had to do was subdue him, not move his corpse, and then bait them in like that
instead of hiding his corpse.
They would have stood here forever.
That's so stupid.
That's so dumb.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Well, they have actually gone into the bathroom to check on them.
I don't think so.
They were literally just moving because I moved the body.
Pick up one space open for closet.
yeah yeah dude what a freaking noob they're gonna
answer the bathroom and not the room with the bodies I'm sorry to say but
failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing of the grid
but nothing is predictable in this line of work I'm sure you'll get back on the
second let me know when you're ready for your next assignment I'm done I don't
feel good. So, I'm gonna go drink some water, lay down.
Back tomorrow, if not dead.