MOONMOON
GIGA got da DLC (hardcore freelancer variations !mod silent assassin when offered)
05-22-2026 · 7h 22m
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Hello?
Sure thanks for the bits.
Hello?
Glendor and mossy moth, thanks for subbing Echo Friendly and Kenzie, thanks for subbing.
You like my dance?
No?
Okay, fuck you.
do you mean the weapon DLCs? I don't know, I just bought every DLC in the store
I assume that includes the weapons
if fucking better
yeah this is the only one I don't have
time wizard old age six or seven jkc non-nvp and newt preggers age six or seven
i've gone with one bullet beautiful gen age seven ultimatum age seven giga of
held age seven i don't know if i have it i have it
i got a vhs tape
I got the mini pass.
I got a casino chip.
RGP thinks we're taking five steps to tow shoe bro.
Thanks for the silver.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Wail, wail, wail.
1976 gives a grabber best basics for seven
Grab a D's
Omethics for seven beyond 3d and dr. Bartholthics for seven the dr. Barthol
Sounded
Bios and little Louie the experts of it and get fixed experts of
I wonder if we see this the whole time.
I think we do.
On the lamb and bun's blazing, thanks for sub-bomb.
Thanks for sub-bomb.
Let's take care of this.
Looks like we're bringing out the big guns.
Shadow Linky.
Thanks for 7.
200 million farm party in 50 minutes.
Bro, I'm playing hip-man.
Two hundred million farming is psychotic.
Blood is Johnny Appleseed.
Blood is literally subsistence farming.
Blood is literally crop cycling.
Holy, holy.
Donska, thanks for selling it.
You don't have to forget the SMG kill.
Don't worry guys, that was a one-time fluke.
It was a one-time fluke.
Donska, thanks for selling it.
First, we put the meth here, then we put the amphetamines here, then we attach the timer
and detonator here, meth bomb, meth bomb.
They still didn't fix the Twitch Bitcoin miner extension?
Oh, sweet. How many Bitcoins have you mined so far?
Permission to buy Magic cards with...
with telling my wife.
Says this chatter.
Normally he says with out, but today he typoed.
So I'm going to assume he said with as in he's going to tell her,
which yeah, you should do it in that order.
You all want to go to a party, dude?
In England?
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
100 please, thanks for 7. I'm glad to hear it.
Forza, make yourself at home.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Rob Heisen? Thanks for 7.
The Tordor Million is paid.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
GZ.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do, but be careful, they're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. Be careful, 47.
Come on, big man. If you're so tough.
Come on, big man, if you're so tough.
Fucking cowards. Hide in your stupid stone building. See if I fucking care.
What's the DLC or something?
Functionally, for what we're going to be doing, it's going to be new items.
Probably.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Ah, here we are again.
Dirtmer, Licky, Spork, and Burley-Clean, T-Pixers, oh, sorry to hear.
Poor XD.
If you talk to me again, I will fucking kill you, and I'm not joking.
I always get confused on how to get in here.
Nevermind.
Hmm. Yes.
I must become as butler.
Turn me into a butler.
Wait, that's my target.
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Noob down.
Do not turn around.
You can't see me.
that is. You can't see me. You're gonna see something cool. What the hell is this guy
Oh, that's just so stinky now.
a ghost. Well, I guess we'll become guard. Time to utilize my anti-gravity briefcase.
He never saw it coming, or rather he did for 10 seconds before it hit him in the head.
I can't go there even though I work here, dude.
Okay.
I hear a courier.
they give him brain damage. He's dead now. On the inside. Let me just really quickly
Bust this bad boy out?
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Hmm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
That was breaking my heart, I mean, if I ever saw one.
Poor thing.
And that detective asked to come here.
There's a lot of people in here.
And I must believe that Reed was murdered.
Why else are you just surprised?
What's the plan?
What's the plan? Oh, no, I think she stops talking and comes
Zahra
Nope
That's who really drunk friend you're dragging her excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
Got a blast
Oh, you got your fucking drug friend in that she's dragging about.
Shut up, dude.
Oh.
I almost gave him the jab in plain view.
Understood, sorry.
move on understood sorry
get you gotta help me now
push him out
I can't go over here I've got no visual come on in come on in if you suit up
Where are you?
Gaming.
Disappears.
Fell over in Silent Act and bagged old Chipsix for some...
Hmm.
Don't talk, David, it's weird.
Are you guys posting an invisible emote?
What's up?
I can't see Clussy.
7 TV is dead?
Oh!
Ooh!
Safe located.
Bomb deployed.
Don't you worry, gentlemen.
Okay, it seems that we've got some sort of situation.
Please, let us know our job, right?
Coronua is negative.
I can't forget his eyes.
First day on the job.
Whoa, it didn't even look like Zachary.
I've never seen a dead body before.
It must have been him.
Do you think he was a suicide?
I can't believe it.
I'm having a lot of fun.
While I'm at the hospital, I have to come here.
What the hell?
Oh my God.
Well, Rumpkins, this will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
me me me me me me me me
Oh by the way friend there's something I want to show you
Okay, I feel like you're drawing some conclusions that may or may not be true.
Kind of weird that you thought it was me.
Thanks for 10 years?
What the hell?
Since when?
And it's not a quark, thanks for something.
Holy moly!
Steals this priceless Faberjag.
There's just a pipe to climb down? Yeah, but I'm swagged so I walk up. I ain't afraid of no guard.
Is that it?
How come that guy said in quotes, I'm swagged? Like it wasn't cool to ask that.
Another great day on the job.
Swag walk!
First, thank you for 10 million years, very much for you.
You have a mind that makes briefcases slower, this is the speed they've always traveled
for some reason.
My game crashed.
Fuck yeah dude!
Fuck yeah dude!
Is that a different crash?
Is that different crash?
Go away!
What?
They...
We put the water...
We put the water.
We put the water...
We put the water.
And so we started playing.
You have no idea what they're gonna do.
This takes some time to make.
The number of these people I'm down with might have...
St rigged it?
I personally do not know.
Oh just because.
A bit like.
What's up souls? What up dude?
Excuse me
You can now redesign your home a bit to make it's more you
More you
Oh shut on I'm Berlin that's terrible soft-tall me to bring my sniper rifle god damn it I
don't wanna it's so heavy dude I lost my cold two-way one the one that sings to me as I'm
killing people have a scatman RPG dev going oh it's good I still got a
download RPG maker but we're getting there
more sphere thanks for sub it
Great progress. Yes, if by progress you mean no progress. If by progress you mean the opposite
of progress.
The nice suffix first of it.
Thoughts about buying some equity and helping
make it the best RPG ever made.
Chat, should I do that?
Chat, is that a WID or an LID?
Is it just some scamming RPG concept art?
Yeah, don't worry.
It's gonna go in there, dude.
Make a mean coin of scamming RPG and then rug pull it.
The two guys in chat who buy that coin are gonna be real sad when I do that.
They're gonna be real sad.
How do you rug pull two people?
That's fucked up.
Tiny rug.
rug be small but it'd still be $2,000 bro explain that why are rugs so expensive
dude fucking bullshit safe journey
bathroom mad pull do you know how they make rugs no man but I know that there's
There's an AI on Google that'll tell me how to make a bomb if I need to.
You know what I mean?
It can't be that hard to make a machine that makes runs.
Hmm, yes.
Witness true fucking power.
Oh
About a 48 pack of coffee pots say how long without last year no like three day
You're dead now
What is a coffee like like a cured cup cake up a cup?
I want to kill someone with this it's gonna be awesome
Oh oh
How did you see me?
Bullshit.
I love living in Japan.
I
You want to kiss big you
Why is the death squad after me?
Red Shoes? You cannot deny that swag though.
You! Tom! The item!
In your haze! You hear me?
Hmm? You there!
or door
destined to never complete its task
so fucking sad
watch your six, we've got a casualty
and mister what the hell is...
What up boys
He's so quirky bipolar
I'm sorry, why is everyone up here? Hey me
Hello, Doctor.
We're clear.
There's nothing here.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Looking good.
Looking good
Floor form nope just stupid cringe water
Holy shit
Floor form
Really
My one lock fake for that
Oh
The hell are you doing man?
Wait
Aw, you can't dual-wheel
Um, sir, uh, I think that's my New York
Don't care. I work here. It doesn't matter if you don't know me, bitch.
Oh.
This will surely be a blow to the scene, kid.
What?
Cord is clear.
Hmm.
Jesus. Holy shit.
I made this song, by the way. I call this, uh, Hitman's Retreat.
Mr. Jason Portland, please come to the hospital entrance. A doctor will escort you to your
checkup. That was for Mr. Jason Portland. A doctor will escort you to your appointment.
Please proceed to the hospital entrance.
Guys, I think they're on to me.
Don't they fucking hear that?
Cowboy!
Cowboy up! Yee-haw!
I will kill every single one of you guys.
No I won't.
back down
I'll back down. I'll tell you what I'm on.
Move in! Get the advantage!
We lost the target dammit!
That's fucking air dude. Embarrassing!
I
Says you do you think this guy's hair is cool
Are we chill boys
I need a
yeah come on guys let's get a move on shall we
nice
hmm yes stem cells
The door's out open.
Hmm.
Hmm, I'm gonna need you to die.
What happened? That was so weird.
Dude, I'm actually dead by the way.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
One drop kill, save that!
Yeah, they're really spying, don't panic.
I understand.
You're not just going-
Can one of you guys bring me an SMG, please?
Target in sight!
Doink!
Boom!
Where's my briefcase?
Alright.
Snitch?
Snitch Abbey?
of
the
the
Where are the...
I know where that is.
I know where that is.
Hey, wait a minute.
Who threw that?
I'm about to kill you dog.
I'm free!
Can I leave?
Let me just go.
Butt Jaster, happy birthday, man.
No one found these guys bro.
they found the body? No! Oh, no!
Whatever will we do? Evil Bryn?
Where's this dude?
To the onsen!
I think I'm going to get out of here.
Wait, who noticed that?
It seemed to get member eliminated.
I'm done for this time.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Who noticed that?
we're not disguised as boys
oh my god
dead
don't believe it
I need help now
come here
Well, there's only one thing to do, boys.
There's only one thing to do.
no snitches.
And now we are no longer compromised.
This house brings sucks, man.
It's like individual squares where they bathe men. Where's like the big scenic
Natural rock formation
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye to everybody
Oh, well, time to get to work.
NAP over.
Excuse me, bitch.
Hello.
Two crowded and two little salt.
Pumpered weekly to their delicate skin.
It's better than she's a vampire, really.
Hey, you need anything? I got some cool stuff.
Oh, of course.
How do I not have a bow?
Thank you.
You know where I am if you need anything else.
You want to buy something?
No, shut up.
You want to buy something?
No, shut up.
I got it.
Wait, I had to kill that guy.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm seeing some snitches and I ain't liking that sorry I'm sorry shut up man
oh shit okay
Yep. Thank you boss. Thanks for letting me know boss.
Vaccinate to you.
Well, let's leave this shit here. I gotta get the save.
I
Think you can tell me
You're not just out. Thank you. You know even with the added security. This is the most relaxing
and
I
You there bodyguard hmm
sleep now the forever sleep yeah we could look for clues or I could see for it
I got all day to listen to you whining heads up people we have a situation here
Sleep now. I know I heard your bitch ass in here. I know I heard your bitch ass in there.
There it is. Mount Fuji.
I think.
Come on buddy.
NOOOOO!
Next.
Ah!
Oh, got him in the river.
That's Blinko, baby.
I don't think that's Blinko.
There it is.
Literally, never in doubt.
Never thought for a moment I was gonna die.
Ever.
Hmm.
Wait wait, wow.
The serial is blue, but there is still much work to get done.
Recovery and prepare for your next assignment.
Okay, dude.
Let's do it.
Trying to assassinate.
I've got a lot of shit.
we're gonna bring the remote taser
don't need the motherfucking Tanto Tanto
we have now tracked down the significant neatest location all right
we got a foodie going for the emetic file I've provided you with new Intel
Hmm, yes. I don't care, though.
Ghost stock market? Hell yeah.
Okay, whose idea was that?
Uh, drop this.
Grab a Dece.
Intel 647.
Sound Assassin Berlin showdown, eh?
We need like a lockpick.
Mama Mia.
Should I get Taco Bell?
Nah.
How many hours you havin' a hit man?
Fairly six.
Seven.
Serpy boy six or nine thousand eight for seven
Excellent joke sire dapps you up yep
Six seven
Ha ha.
If you guys think that's cringes then should I only be doing old memes?
Hmm? Like Trophies?
What the dog doing? Good one.
that's a good one dude you know I guess we could just lethal by all this guy
was to figure out who it is that's probably much easier
yeah oh yeah
my name is J
Nope.
Okay, let's hope we get a cool start.
I'm gonna get to get 250 hours on steam with the Hitman's on my right.
Dude, I'm telling you right now, the last time I played this game, I literally forgot pretty much how to do everything, so...
I'm re-learning the game.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Nevertheless, we do know this.
They are participating in a handover.
We also know that they have brown hair.
They are wearing glasses.
They are sporting a tattoo and wearing a hat.
We also know that the target has a sweet tooth and they see themselves as a foodie.
I hope these towels can be used to your advantage.
Uh, no glasses. Maybe.
Well, well, well, how are we gonna do this?
Aren't there usually guys out here?
Someone left a back door open!
What the?
Holy.
I don't even know how to take this guy out.
Bum, ba-da-dum, ba-da-dum, ba-da-dum, ba-da-dum, ba-da-dum, ba-da-dum, ba-da-dum.
Well?
Perhaps we do not have to take him out.
The target is a pig, has a deer, and has a sweet tooth.
Is this the difference song?
It's kind of bangin dude.
You.
Please big M don't throw.
Those guys are down.
Don't you want me to throw?
May have seen some experience in some regret.
business. Suspects crossed off the list.
I only can have zero more disguises, dude.
I did not know you could jump on this.
You think it hurts crouching and running all the time like this, bro?
We're actually gonna have to get a different costume.
person is smooth
alright, they play twice for no reason
that was scary
You heard that understood
Ain't no fucking way bro
You leave? Jesus.
We're gonna do a buddy second a roof and Mumbai with a legendary sniper in
I'm gonna ammo this round by guards and help
Throw something at them, take their gun bro
Keep fighting
I got caught on the fucking wall!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
God damn it, man!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you've run out of luck.
I think we had a good chance of that one.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I'll master Jefferson, I think so. I think we had a good chance of that one, actually. We've crossed a lot of suspects.
We had the right costume, dude. We just had to get past that stupid fucking guard!
Honestly, I don't even know how we get past this.
I wonder.
I wonder if we got some new outfits.
Swag
Whoa
Yeah
I don't want to do India now we're talking
do not blow your disguise
We look pretty inconspicuous.
Perfect shooter.
I never miss.
I've never missed in my life.
There's a reason Boxer Flota is one of the greatest of all time.
Wear the Clown Suit?
Hmm, wear a costume I've had for literally years or the one that I got last night.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
I'm looking like the guy in Fox News.
You guys see that with the guy with like the silicone mask?
Hmm!
I am a human! You must believe me!
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!
Sounds as even possible with a blown disguise.
Um...
No, you lose.
So that's just a free objective, assuming we will.
Which we probably won't.
Because I don't like this map, I'm going to be honest.
This map kind of cringes.
You can lose...
Oh, yeah, because if your target sees you, you could still blow your disguise but not lose Silent Assassin.
That is correct.
Unless you're playing Silent Assassin, no firearms, for some reason.
In which case, he will just lose.
XD.
Oh boy, can't we tease my car battery.
Oh boy.
Can't we use the car battery?
The grenade leaking from the canisters of the car battery.
Correct.
Don't worry.
I can remember.
I remember stuff.
Am I forgetting anything?
Now we good.
Now we get
Mish-Mash 6 first, Skibbit
I'm gonna come in from Durhauser and Chattis says I'm unable to get pussy in my country
Do you think I would have more luck in Japan? No next question. Welcome to the Maldives
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
trust them down and do what you do best this guy doesn't move they are on high alert so
try carefully and they will slip away be careful 47 and most of all good luck this guy doesn't
move job
wait maybe we can pull a firearm
Hello sir why are you carrying a car battery? No it's a weight that looks like
a car battery.
But maybe we can hit this guy from above.
Well, let's worry about this person first, so I think we'll probably be much easier.
Okay, never mind.
They're having a fuckin' party over here, dude.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I can't fucking go in the water dude.
Why is that guy still standing there?
Beep beep beep!
Beep beep beep!
Beep beep beep!
Beep beep beep!
Imagine you're telling your friend about your engagement, and then you look down between
the stairs of your bungalow.
You see this face peering back up at you?
YEEE!
Congratulations!
It's a trespasser. Oh, God.
all right come on then get over they got there and start tanning or whatever
hmm the water's nice
Have a seat, big man.
I'm in.
What's in the briefcase?
Nothing.
Disregard my question.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
is an old index for said
that's so unlucky man
It's so fucking unlucky dude.
Fuck man.
I'm so fucking sorry man.
Well done 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Remove safe- oh.
Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me.
Looking good you are.
Just jump in the water, man.
Is this trespassing?
No.
you call it a jet ski or a skadoo jet ski man who the fuck calls it a skadoo
hello sir what's up man
if blue can skadoo so can you like that open out the door
So, what's the plan here, boys?
What's the freaking plan?
Excuse me, do you have any coating?
can you just shoot through the mirror yeah I could do that I could I would lose
but I could do that well winning doubt pilot out boys boom bop boom boom bop
boom boom bop boom boom boom boom bop boom boom boom boom boom boom bop
Please help help me
I wonder if they'll see through the window here.
Surely not.
Surely not.
Hmm.
You like my cock-a-boots?
Those are Hydraman no Epos.
They see me piling.
They hate to knock.
Trying to catch me piling dirty.
Trying to catch me piling dirty.
Trying to catch me piling dirty.
They really all have to be naked in the pile.
No.
Oh, yes. Weird. Weird.
Gee, I sure hope no one has to use Bathroom 2 in the bungalow.
You know what? To... God.
If this dude walks... Hold on, let's see if we can see it. Hang on.
He sees it for sure, right?
I gotta get in here.
Excuse me.
I run.
I ran so far away. Couldn't get away.
I'm glad I didn't allow my hubris to control me just now.
Uh, excuse me.
Alright, I'm gonna put them right here in just in case people wander by those windows,
although I'm pretty sure they do not.
Iran.
Iran.
Iran.
Is that a key on the washing machine?
Maybe.
Um, yeah.
I don't need it.
Oh
That's not like I haven't been here before
Okay.
I lied.
Command, I just heard something. I don't know. I'm gonna go check it out.
Oh, yeah, that's just typical.
come on on buddy
iron
don't these kids fishing around again you're really pissing me off
This keeps happening again.
Well, he's a courier.
Yeah, I don't care.
Send this guy. Send him.
Oh, you're a pussy.
I don't see anything suspicious.
Who the fuck is this guy?
of
one
of
But maybe Iron?
Any other level in this game by the way? I could choke this guy out and drag him in here.
But on this map, maybe there's like a sliver of flesh showing.
And a guy across the map sees it. Boom. Insta lost.
Possible disturbance. I'm moving to investigate. We'll keep you posted
Hurry up
I'm back to play some video games, Billy.
I'm back to play some video games, Billy.
I'm back.
Tell me.
Are you up to date on your Wreck-Itz vaccine?
Hehehehe.
Yes.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
Hmm say goodbye to shingles and your life
Yeah, there it is we got our car battery too sweet
This one's for my boy and an eight-year subscriber car batteries in the ocean.
Fuck you!
Environment?
Slag.
Oh yeah, bud!
Oh, yeah, bud.
Raw-dogging shingles was not fun.
That's crazy that you raw-dogged it.
work back there 47 let me know when you're ready to continue I'll be waiting
suit only do not get spotted poison target can do us now those are some
orders I can follow Taco Bell ninja think there's a
Should you make your coffee?
Mmmmm, sure.
Why the frick not?
This guy only makes one coffee, dude.
What if you want coffee too?
Well, that's thanks for something glad to hear it.
Max might you do is two in a day.
Uh, what's the unit of measurement we're using?
How big is a cup?
Six ounces?
You drink a six ounce cup of coffee?
Is that cup for ants?
Hello baby coffee?
I drink six ounces in my first sip.
Yeah chatter dude. That's hard.
Yup.
Oh yeah.
Addicted to bean water.
Yeah dude.
It's a good thing it doesn't cause cancer or anything like that. That would be weird.
Thank God.
Most things cause cancer. Breathing causes cancer, chatter.
In some parts of the world, I think we're good.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I wonder if, like...
Welcome to Marrakesh.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them as soon as possible.
We do not look like we fit in here, boys.
We're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
speed 47 thanks speak to me again see what happens they're fucking hell up in
here. Ooh, Night Market.
Where the hell are you going?
Oh, these big jailing bruh.
Worry not
What you stop that immediate
Come with me
That's okay
Sorry believers, I don't want to die
I've never seen that room on this map in my life.
Fact explosive.
It's cool.
I made this carpet, and I'm showing it for $20,000.
Dude, carpets aren't that fucking cool, man.
I got to get one of these guys to the job.
Hey, watch it!
Oh, we're going piss! Sweet.
Who are you?
Did you just shut up, man, why don't you just piss off?
Err, I'm a guy?
No one saw that.
Yeah, maybe we're waiting this corner.
What?
No?
But come over here to the piss corner.
Yeah, come in.
Hey, no way.
Come on on, fellas.
I need a new outfit, quick!
Wait, last lady?
There, let's turn into...
Can anyone please help me? I need help here.
There you're not.
Because you're fucking dead.
All snitches must die.
We chill?
I want to leave.
Dude, relax.
One of these has a costume in it.
I think it's this one.
In my Jedi robes again!
safe detector excuse me guys excuse me the crowbar here
I
Excuse me
I gotta give this guy the jab
Any armed guards around us?
They're scorned? Like, for some reason?
They found the first corner.
Yeah, maybe he's a Jedi, too.
Yeah, maybe he's a Jedi, too.
Heh, is that mocking me?
Hey, come over here.
Come over here
Oh, man, I choked that guy for no fucking reason!
I got another- oh, fuck.
We do have something for that.
Yeah, man.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good.
There's just so many people around.
Come into the murder alley, what?
Coward?
Wait, who's going?
There's no one.
I need a fucking waiter outfit.
Wait.
Let me know if you need anything.
Excuse me, sir, but you're not on my list, so I will have to add-
I hate you.
Just poison and run out.
Surely something so absolutely fucking stupid.
Turn around.
Turn around.
I'm going to do it.
I'm gonna do it
If you need anything, take it.
You! Yeah, you!
What the fuck?
Why does that work?
Okay.
Hey, what's up?
You want to buy something?
You name it, I got it.
Sounds incredible.
Aw, man, you suck.
If you need more, you know where to find me.
The old corn cobblers makes for seven.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
It's my friend looking for a pet. I'll be safe.
I cranked it for sub, but it took it out of the case.
I wanted to be carrying it in the end screen, but it didn't show up.
Cringo, crongo, so what is...
I used Chaturino.
Okay, I still see 17B ones.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
We might be able to do this.
Mmm, drop it up.
I got a good feeling about this one.
It's Whittleton Creek.
Well done, 47.
We now know the current whereabouts of the Syndicateator.
I've provided you with new intel.
did not ask. Alright, what do we got? Dehydrated foodie, dude. Alright.
I think we can do everything except the Sniper Rifle kill.
Are you gonna poison their food on SASO?
That chatter is right.
We'll uh, we'll say hey everyone look and then we'll point in a direction and everyone
will turn around while I poison the guy's water.
What's that?
Distract everyone with a bomb?
I mean that might work.
Oh
What are the what's the data percentage right now, dude
75
How come said dude, I don't think you guys actually believe in me you're just kind of like hedging your bet
Correct. I think we're good. Do not pacify. I'll put 250,000.
I can't believe if you promise right now.
I...
promise.
But I'm gonna BRB's regardless.
I'm gonna get some coffee.
GARDS!
Yes, we do.
Take the odds.
good
I'm ready to go tonight, the other party on line, with me in the rain.
Don't wait before joy, oh, yeah
You can come down to me like you just go
No, I can't slow the groove, I'm feeling blue
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as fine
Just like that's the moon night
Jumping out and checking the moon, nobody
Don't stop me from now on
Can't be no, it's all right and now on
I
I
you
of
Oh
Holy
For poop buddies nice nice
Oh, I got some pseudo-fab use the bathroom
No, not mad.
The guys who brought them came to silly the consul- dude.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
This is it.
We've tracked down the syndicate leader.
You need to identify the target first.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Nevertheless, we do know this. They are here for a business meeting. We also have the following description on their looks.
We know that they have black hair, they are wearing a hat, they are wearing necklace, and has a tattoo.
We have further intel that informs us that the target suffers from dehydration, and they see themselves as a foodie.
A foodie?
Use these traits to your advantage. Be careful, 47.
They see themselves as a foodie.
Where the hell are you going, bitch?
Tell me these guys ain't gonna be wandering around this house, by the way.
That's fucking awful.
Got any cool new memes?
Hmm.
Troll face?
Bum. Bum.
Well, there's like less people in the party.
Sweet treat?
Thanks.
Oh, they got out.
like
hmm
do you hum the full amogus song please
hmm
hmm
Now one?
Can you shut the fuck up, please?
Okay?
Well, looks like our boys is over here.
Type 1 if I should get coffee.
One type one for me bro.
Bro not even checking properly?
Dude just because you can't keep up doesn't mean I'm not checking properly.
Why don't you let that sink in, little gup?
Do-do-do-do.
What's he doing?
Dude, we're gonna do Silent Assassin suit only, suit only.
Did not ask.
Dude, it's kinda cool now that I know they're eating brains.
That's awesome.
Dum dum dum.
Dum dum dum dum.
Wait.
Tattoo, glasses,
black hair.
That's all I have.
Come along.
Why not?
Because you got glasses.
Our final two suspects.
Hmm.
Where's he tows the air? There's just a little...
and check business meeting
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I want to jump this fence but I haven't caught so many times doing it, but I'm just not gonna do it, I think.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
a mogus
necklace
pant black hair
I cannot fucking see that
Boom, boom, boom, boom, she's drinking?
No, she's eating.
Can you go somewhere else so I can look at you?
I think the other ladies at the party, so we're gonna peep her real quick.
Hey, oh boss. Thanks for 12 million years
Listen here pal, I'm sorry you're not getting through God who ass a neighborhood barbecue
Eating
No, don't leave. Please.
Mystic Duck takes her 19 million years.
She's waiting for a meeting.
Man, no she's not.
Wait, where's the other lady?
What the hell?
Get out of there.
I'm in.
No girls allowed.
killing me. I think she has a tattoo on her hand but it's hard to tell.
of
the
have an idea
we're gonna kinda have to sort of pile over there
I think
Oh my god.
Listen, I swear, I have a license for it. I just don't bring it here.
You can't be cops in my property. I need it to get rid of an aggressively invasive mold
when you quarrel with that guy.
Calm down, demolition man. Unless it's a flesh-eating new mold, you don't need it.
We're gonna keep it a secret, sir.
I'm gonna keep it a secret, sir.
I'm gonna keep it a secret, sir.
I'm gonna keep it a secret, sir.
Oh, that's cringe.
Oh, that's cringe.
They're having another meeting!
How do you do that?
I think it's good.
Wait, how do I get...
Oh, we have a crowbar.
Okay.
Move, bitch.
move B
a
a
a
a
Unnecessary evil, unfortunately. Oh my...
Anyone there? Answer.
The music on this map is so good, bro.
Isn't there, like, a secret wall in here or some shit?
No way that worked.
It did not.
It did not work.
How do I open this?
Oh, excuse me.
How do I open this?
Oh, excuse me.
Well, let's get the clearing out, shall we fellas?
I wish I had a coin.
and
come along buddy come along
Uh, got some strange noises here, looking into it, over.
Hey, come out if anyone's there.
to
No, it's not I'll take anyone bro
Come on down man!
Hmm?
I think it's okay that he leaves actually.
I'll check your permit over.
Come along buddy.
Hello?
Hi.
Hello?
Yeah, me.
Check you straight down.
Oh.
Who's there?
Ooh!
Ass-ass!
How do I open you?
Target.
Ass-assin.
Braceless bust.
I was like, what is that down there?
Those are the bodies I love.
Oh, I think she has a tattoo on the right hand there.
I mean, she has one on her chest too.
She has everything.
I think they both have everything.
Fucking Janus.
of
No way.
Where are you going?
Garage?
She's drinking.
She's eaten and drank.
It's a very poisonable cup of water as well.
Alright, let's follow her around for a bit.
Twitch URL is burnt into my new monitor.
Hehehehe.
How do you know?
How do you know?
You've already lost.
Damn.
I'm pretty sure that's food, right?
Oh yeah.
What are you doing there?
What are you doing there?
She's eating.
And maybe just use the phone?
Watch this because it's as simple as her not having a tattoo, by the way.
I cannot get closer.
They're doing their meeting.
Shredgel. Hi. Good to see you.
Aren't you always, I do appreciate you coming to social notice.
I mean, it's her, right? It's gotta be her.
I need an update, please. We're on it. Just keep your end of the deal.
All right?
It was the lady who drank in there.
I'll be right back to you if I have any more questions.
Bye.
Okay, I'll see you.
All right, let's go poison her drink
Hey you
Feel free to taste one of our something
We got to get in the garage, and I don't have a lockpick.
Oh, who?
I'm gonna have to wait for her to drink it again unless there's only one in
here. I think that's a...
And off.
I'm like what's up with this?
It's alright.
It's alright.
It's not that bad.
It's alright.
We'll improvise if this isn't it.
Stomping in.
Look at the minimap.
This is it.
This is a...
Farewell, scum.
I
Got a blast
Remember when I told that chatter to go all in deep?
That was for you, bro.
There's a cool one-liner.
Good guy, good thingin'.
good that I go
this will make anyone think twice before turning into a life of crime
Alright, so we S.A.S.Oed a showdown.
Mmm, that's pretty good! That was pretty good!
Mamma Mia! Dude, if I had said that sentence a week ago, I would not have believed it.
I would have been like, what?
Ugh!
Well done, 47. The Syndicate has been eliminated. However, I have intel that they are more united.
Finish the job. Take them all down, and you will be well rewarded. Get back to me when you're ready.
We're missing three assault rifles, two SMGs.
of
a day of
the
death
and sure
and
Sure do.
Wham, wham, wham.
Although we could just, I mean, we're gonna open the safe anyway, so.
Decorate shed.
Maybe I would.
We gotta change our suit now that we've, uh...
Uh, progressed, somebody rid of the Fox News silicone mask.
Ah, damn!
Goddamn! Where are the doubters at now? Where are they?
Here? Punches you in the throat.
This suit looks silly.
Oh yeah, we'll paint the shot, hang on.
Oh look.
Oh look.
Get a purple suit like the Joker.
It's right for thanks for something.
You look like the weekend.
You think when that guy came over his name he was like, everyone loves the weekend.
looking forward to the weekend.
Gay shed.
Fuck.
There are flipper beaks for seven.
It's not geisha?
Oh shit.
What am I miss- ohhhhh.
That's right our crowbar clipped through the world and fell into the void.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, gotta make the poison, and then we're good.
Also, I'm gonna gamble.
Raven thinks for 7, I'm for a million years, sir Captain Gatchy thinks for 7, for 20 million
years, big money.
Oh yeah.
Chickawock thinks for 7.
They've journeyed 47.
Wheeeee!
Important all caps colon, say Nezroth backwards.
Horses.
Wait, Nezroth backwards.
Welcome to Mumbai.
We have intel that Syndicate is active in the area.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Good luck for a second.
See?
How do I get up there?
I'm a merchant of death.
I always do other things with the injury.
At least he's only here for a few days.
If you can't help me, I'll let you play.
I'm not gonna let you get hurt.
I can do anything.
Hmm.
But I'm sure he's positive and also...
You know what's not as...
Eh, let's just blow it up.
Who freaking cares?
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Someone blow up my safe.
Help!
We got a poison target, we got a sniper rifle effect.
Yeah, yeah
No, I'm good I
Gotta go I gotta go shop. I'm gonna shop. Hey, you look like you might need something. I only sell good merch
Yes, please
Mmm, this is one of the DLC items
20k a legendary pistol good choice thank you you know where I am if you wait it's poop
You buy the DLC to get the pay-to-win items?
What's pay-to-win about this?
What are you talking about?
We are quick with it.
He did not hear that.
I hear you.
Fuck me. Hey!
That was terrible.
Hurry, Blay even.
Falls out the fucking railgun.
and
syndicate member eliminated
and
the
I don't think I know you believe this fucking guy something's up with this asshole. I'm telling you
Reap case of hell.
Where the hell am I, man?
Let's go.
It's me. It's the director of the Note of Life, isn't it?
When the song goes about, the show is opening again.
He's an excellent source of information.
You have to be patient.
Do you mind taking care of him?
He's fucking full now.
Come on!
Sing with me at once.
Oh, here goes the ball in the train.
Gotta find somewhere.
Oh, hey!
Hey, sorry.
Who the hell are you?
the
the
the
the
the
idea why the public shop is open again yeah so I got a side business
killing information where you going has every snitch in the swamps sharing the
news with him boss wants him on our side Bobby even came down to the hideout to
be shown a picture of the boss so he'd recognize him when meeting him all the
secrecy's hmm so strange you know the boss he says having a secret identity
Sleep now.
Morgan!
She better not be going on an adventure by the way.
Why is this shit 20k and why is it legendary?
Oh god, not again.
Gotta find a place.
This guy keeps shitting himself.
Loser!
Okay.
Surely not.
Well, I didn't think this through.
Oh, we got lucky!
Alright, final target.
Ooh, nice bomb!
I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta get by you
Yep, I'm going in the wrong direction
What the hell is this guy doing? Holy shit.
This guy be like, yeah, I'm cool. I'm standing up on a tall building doing guard stuff, like
watching, looking.
for long.
Mmm, kinda risky.
someone help me my fucking briefcase
Anyone there someone's been down and it's really bad. I think
All right sunshine, let's get you up right, okay
Do we know what the guy looks like? I'm sorry, but I just don't know I didn't get a good look at him
Look at out of here, and I keep my head down
You know, I got damn this guy's like a ghost or something
Drew
Anyone coffee still looking no sign of any fab
Hey you
Yeah, no, no!
What the hell?
You fucking bitch!
Negative command, got nothing so...
Fuck.
Huh? What's this?
I need a hand here! Someone! I need some help!
Help!
I really need some help here!
I'm not using this piece of shit gun.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
I'm about to wow like a baby dolphin splash
swag excellent work back there 47 let me know when you're ready to continue I'll be waiting
Dummly? Thanks for selling it.
Silence pistol? Kill him.
Colorado?
Kill only targets.
Hmm.
No.
We'll bring this gun because I hate it.
Ah, fuck you.
is like my new suit that's blood
Well, well, well, well, well, well, you think it's real Colorado or the train?
Train?
Hmm.
Gee, I sure hope not.
The trade requires that we kill many people.
You want all the end, don't fuck me.
Maybe I should play this level on controller all of a sudden.
And then we got an Xbox controller that I can borrow.
M-Mushroom!
You got one with stick drips? Yeah, me too, that's why I'm asking.
Madcats!
Hmm, no thanks.
I think we're good that's gonna make the siren you can steady aim with that pistol what the
What the fuck is that?
What is steadying?
You gonna hold your breath with it?
Hmm, wrong.
We're gonna make the Syringe.
Got him, chatter.
Oh yeah, he totally got him.
just wasn't wrong you sort on time with ships yes you can't do it with this gun
actually maybe you have to be looking at a human
have a good trip 47
I
Welcome to Colorado we have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here
But you know what to do but be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Be careful 47 and most of all good luck
Point acquired
Can I get someone to look at please? Nope. Kill only targets, eh?
Oh
Give me that shit.
Give me that fucking coin back, babe.
Actually, let's get this on us.
We're gonna save that guy for last.
No!
No!
I got a possible intruder. Stand by.
Hey!
No!
That's smart. You have to go.
Blood's tying his shoes, get up.
for one year. What am I playing ork massage on stream? Never. Where is
is... like this is what I'm looking for
bruh
bruh
bruh
this is not what we were looking for
old axe where the fuck oh it's right here wait that's all my targets
Use the witcher sense to find the target.
Flip a coin for your witcher.
Give a coin to your witcher.
Blah blah blah for your witcher.
Fuck you lookin' at bitch.
Hmm.
What's the plan?
I feel like if I fiber wire this guy, he hears it, right?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Time to contemplate our options here.
Oh god.
Mama mia.
We actually...
It was quieter than I thought it would be.
I thought he would turn around instantly,
but he actually turned around because it was time to turn around.
Let's jump over the fence.
Yeah.
Let's just jump over the fence.
Definitely can't shoot through that fucking chain link fence either.
Why'd that chatter say fat music?
Four C-thanks for seven.
of
the
I've been in this house a total of one time.
Hurry up.
And you fucked it up?
Yeah, but like...
That wasn't my fault though.
This keeps it real.
His name is just Chatterday Saint.
Is there a window?
Sweet.
Emerges from the window.
Wait, don't move.
Wait, dude, this looks really cool.
You should investigate.
I knew it's throwing stuff around here.
Come on.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm
You've spread fear within this syndicate
Come on
I'll report my communication, I'll be right back.
Well done, Frigis. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
They called him the nutcracker.
Excellent work back there, 47.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I'll be waiting.
Mmmmm.
Sure.
Darko.
It doesn't matter.
Well, actually bring this vial in just in case.
Get rid of our gun.
Get rid of...
Ooh, dude.
I think Silent Assassin 0 Firearms is the hardest one, guys.
Did you miss my take on the boys ending?
I didn't watch any of the boys.
It was super rushed.
Why do you please the consumer?
Is it just advertising? Convincing people that other people like something?
Is that it?
Because I was getting served a lot of like, TikToks and stuff about like, oh yeah, there's the boys season 6 and finale league, dude.
It's gonna suck, bro. Oh, it's gonna suck.
Was it a scyop, dude?
It did suck? Yeah, but do you think that personally? Why did it suck? Why do you think it sucked?
writing what was the ship like what was the bad right
the teasers were a homelander going Aaron Yeager style on humanity and we
never got that so why you're mad that you didn't
that you got subverted
I didn't see homelander commit genocide
what else logical inconsistency everyone talks like I had the exact same
hold on
the exact same shit cock fuck edgy middle schooler
okay that's a legitimate complaint
the the random swearing dude that they throw into like some dialogue in like
modern TV these days man is actually so fucking bad holy shit
safe journey 47
fucking fuck cunt shit fuck balls
welcome to New York we have intel that the syndicate is active in the area
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Got speed 47.
Yeah, we're clear.
Affirmative.
When the Saints are intro where the MC goes on about horse balls for five minutes. Yeah
Yeah, they really nailed it calling it millennial writing dude, that should is millennial writing
So anyway, that's why the fig got a dead.
You know that's different.
You know that's different.
It wasn't even Homelander doing the crimes in the comics, it was Black Noir who was a clone of Homelander. Yeah.
Yeah. I wonder why they decided not to do that.
Cause that sounds lame, not really.
I imagine spending the whole comics or whatever thinking like, oh yeah, this guy's a piece
of shit, I know, it's actually just like a conspiracy to make him look like shit.
And they were like psychologically tormenting him to thinking that he did all those terrible
fucking things, but actually he didn't, and he was just being manipulated.
You think that's more lame than that guy going out and killing and raping people?
Don't defend the comic, it's really bad.
I'm not defending the comic.
You are?
No, I'm just saying that in terms of like, plot points, I think, you know, kill, kill
Kill plus rape is less interesting than someone being like tormented by a company, right?
Being mind-mintricked.
That's all.
Wee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee.
I don't really consume television, so...
the
the
Bump bump bump bump. Maybe? Is that for a TV show or a movie? I don't know.
TV show that I've never seen them.
Well, isn't there a crowbar right here? Yeah.
There's a Twitch meta right now where if you say homeland it was right over and over again
Then your view count goes up to 40k.
Is that real?
I don't want to find out.
I have a lockpick!
I can use the nail here but not the lockpick.
Why?
Hmm.
in and out dude
Magic of your 401k rug pulled by Yoda.
I'm really sorry, but we've had this section off this area for now.
The head of security suspects there.
Maybe there's a tampering going on here.
But I need my things in there.
Well, we'll be done before closing time.
Again, I'm really sorry, but the press keeps coming down here.
It's not as bad as that kind of thing.
Nope.
Oh, wait.
No, we're good.
Now, frankly, I'm wrong, but there's literally nothing in these reds.
Was it the litter bomb or the contact report?
What was it?
Gold bar.
Yeah, that room has nothing in it.
streamer defense zoomer writing zoomer writing bidikabit for real for real on god
What?
Yeah, we almost have 30k.
Come on!
Just outchin' up!
All right, I'm gonna go back to my room.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Into middle, dude.
Into freaking middle.
box room camera broken one. Yeah, Perez brought someone down there himself. Man, it's really
hands on today. I've only seen him in this proactive once before. You know, when we had that
bomb threat a few years ago. Does he have the lead? Investigation upstairs. No, that's Fabian
Matt. Although I'm guessing for us being around so much, this is the latest in our investigation.
But I don't know what they're working on. Well, I guess we need to break one of the cameras and
come running oh yeah we did beat him with a gun last time to get him out you're
right oh I'm sorry you really smart well they have a good day
nothing to report didn't ask yeah me neither huh
What is this?
Didn't realize there was an X right here, what the hell?
I've never actually been up here. If I have it's been a long fucking time.
It's Patrick's office.
Everyone up here be like, Sus.
Can I be like, Colleen?
Nice job.
Thanks.
No dude, come back.
Oinga. There's a fucking mirror there, dude. That's crazy.
Yep.
Hmm, maybe I shall poison this guy.
Oh, too late now.
Wait. It's not too late.
No, it's too late.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Give me my fucking coins back, bitch!
I got coins.
different coins. There's a safe right there.
Well, I knocked someone unconscious on the other side of the wall, guys.
That's cool.
You see that guy right there?
That's sweet.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Oops!
That's how C4 works?
Oh, my bad, my bad.
So much as the bomb's powerful.
Go!
Go!
Oh, my bad, my bad.
So much as the bomb's powerful.
Dude, shut the hell up.
It's a bomb? It's a homemade shitty bomb with like a- a zero radius.
It's a bomb. Dude, it's a breach. It's a glorified breaching charge.
I'm sorry if you're not ready for that factoid, dude.
Yoink!
Well,
you win some, you lose some.
of
the
I
Turned off the router I
Mean she probably has the key on her no
I
Like she's investigating
What the hell?
I think this is the right key, boys.
It's not on the desk.
Where the fuck am I?
Oh, security camera in here!
Oh!
Tito!
Got it!
Bucks tank is for sip why won't he let alt f4 like usual
how unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
Do you keep yourself even if you lose? Have you exed yet?
But also you only keep certain things
Stuff with a rarity, but I think anything I find right there, and then I leave with I do not keep unless it's a gun
Good attempt 47 unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding
Knowing you I'm sure that you have new ideas and mine to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time
I can't believe I'll explode that guy through the wall, dude.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
You know it's fucked up.
eliminate guards assault rifle can do boss if I complete a campaign I've
completed hardcore freelancer before but now we we're doing silence and ass and
whenever we're offered it. So it's a bit harder. Where's it? Oh, I never got my
pistol.
Yowink!
So the answer is no. Hmm. Yeah, I could see how you could come to that conclusion.
You were stupid and not listening.
Defensive?
Did it was bullshit that you don't you know that was bullshit what just happened you know
two pounds of C4 would blow the fuck out of a room and the next one over okay all
All right.
Throws a wrench in your line of sight
and it leads down into a dark, scary basement.
Hmm.
Guess you gotta go.
Get that, cause you're the only person
who saw that get thrown.
You should probably, well actually,
you have to investigate that.
You have to go into the murder basement.
Sorry.
Those are the rules.
Waits around a corner with a gun.
Oh, you're going into the basement, dude.
What was that?
Is it a baseball that got thrown in your line of sight?
Oh, better go investigate deeper into the murder basement.
Throws homing briefcase at you.
Dude, yeah.
or does your briefcase flow uh float by chance you beat me i remember you beating hardcore
freelancer before i even re-beating the campaign hardcore though those are the same things no i
I got a P's, our guard here.
Yes, we know him.
Roger!
I got a P's for my D.
I think with Campaign they mean the story mode?
Oh.
I have beaten hardcore freelancer guys, I know I have.
We're back.
Here's a mega laughing cause it looks like a winking butthole,
vaguely reminiscent to your mother's,
I'm railing her from behind, fucking ramming her!
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
That's your mom's butt!
If I call this to a front of call,
now that game looks like shit, so I skipped it.
I think I'll be ready.
Please.
Why?
What?
I don't know.
I think I'll be ready.
Oh
I wonder if I can land a little drop, uh, I think I got away from the land a little
bit.
when my gill leader says that he will kill himself and to log back in we we
We received that order.
Full stop.
I'm not adding your dancing vtuber and or dancing women emotes.
All right.
Get a get a fucking girlfriend.
Go outside.
Stop.
Go outside.
Guards black bars.
Where are you shooting?
Why can't I hit them?
Get upstairs.
Get upstairs.
Today I will be consuming my own sperm.
Uh oh.
Wait, how come I can't build there?
We will burn the world!
Not today!
Come on Joshua!
Listen!
Now!
I'm pressing square to leave the loop base.
What would you say makes this game of the year for you? The loading screens.
Look, all I'm saying is that a lot of P.O.E. fans seem like posies, man, and it's because
they wind all the time.
That's all.
That's all I'm trying to say.
if they wind a little less and maybe played a different game for a little bit
they wouldn't sound so bitch made about that's it
where are they watching dude
oh my god that's a lot bro
Oh
Yes time for my favorite boss ha ha now enough talk let's do this
Oh fuck you bitch, oh hit the wrong button, res me bitch
I got a one-piece shirt look for the live-action one-piece coming out
cool
you ever tried shitting an iron helmet no amateurs
this is what furries want the real life to be
you ever tried
but once again you can't you can't block attacks that happen
hey he has rooted him off me just one root please please one root
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Dude, he actually survived for so long there.
Hello.
Yeah, and all series was actually the same thing, guys.
Hello.
Move way out of 47.
Hello? You lost a ton of weight since the wild days?
You saying that because I'm not on webcam right now so technically you weigh zero pounds?
Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down. But they are
on high alert so tread carefully while they were slipping away.
speed 47 thank you okay we got a target in the embassy that's fucking cringe
look I'm sorry I can wait six months
errr..
how can you see me?
Who are these motherfuckers?
Got a skedaddle?
I am not hiding these bodies, bro.
so that yeah
welcome welcome
oh what's going on
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Those are really rude as we do. Thank you. Thank you for making it clear, bro.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
What if I killed all of you guys?
Hello, trooper.
What's up?
Go away.
Yeah, listen to me, bitch.
This guy just got so bitched right now, dude. Holy fuck.
Hey, what are you doing? You can't be here?
You need to follow me right now.
I'm so sorry.
Move it!
Last human bender makes for seven.
Surprisingly, we speak the same language.
What the hell?
Uh-oh.
Oh, dudes.
Hello, recruit.
Was good, bruh.
Wait, why'd I kill these guys?
Oh well.
Um, yeah?
how are you recruit some kind of soldier
I've eliminated. I've done 47.
Dude, no way.
Oh hell.
Stinks! What the hell?
Like a ghost.
I'm so surprised you can't jump those.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the simulate.
The game detects your IRL weight through vibrations to the Wi-Fi adapter.
Oh
I need the same
Why do I never see Sapienza?
Hey, we saw an assassin suit only the movie variations of Sapienza.
It was hard.
Safe detected.
You better put it on the ground here.
So we don't accidentally blow this guy up through the fucking wall, dude.
I had to choke out 20 people on that map to do it.
That is 20 people, man.
You choked out 30 people in scale?
That's a lot of people, man.
We got the iPad guy right here, D.
Salute, soldier.
Salute?
Okay.
What the best way of...
What's the situation on the street level?
Chanting, clack, clack.
Wait.
Yep, I can't read a map dude. I'm just fucking stupid. Low.
No, and it won't stay until long.
The general's aint seen to that.
Point to right.
Point to place.
Fully functioning command center.
and
away
all the talking
in case of a security breach I hit the manual alarm button which triggers the
evacuation protocol
It's... it's pretty straightforward...
Hey hey hey, talk to me! What's happening?!
Errrrrrrrrrr...
Might be a guy who can see me?
down the loop
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate you should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later
We gotta figure out how to exit in here.
I think the key is like over here.
Right here.
Yeah, but...
It's in an office in the... Oh my god, you're right.
Freak.
Well, I don't give a freak about that, so we're just gonna leave.
Mamamamamamamia.
Oh, the incoming money.
Thanks for responding so quickly.
You got it, Pete.
I have a party for you.
We're on Yoda.
We're on like the wind.
Back to the consulate so we can buy our dark gun.
Do I haven't seen a dark gun in forever?
Excuse me. I gotta make a gun deal.
You wanna buy something? I got it all.
That's one of the new ones.
It's not?
Are you sure?
I swear I haven't seen that.
Am I dumb?
Oh.
The weary traveler makes for seven.
It's the burst of duck noise when I've never used that.
Where's this go?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Is this for killing?
There's one last thing I must do.
There's a ledge up there you could have gone on to?
I think I was outside of the man.
Land of Bactics for something, Herb of Derp Dicts for something.
Mwaah!
Mwaah!
Wasn't a woman I know that took restraint. How come you guys like punching women so much? It's weird.
Hola, Carica Gordo Puto. What's up, dude?
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
SMG!
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Stay. Goodbye. Goodbye.
Mr. Bad Wolf, thanks for shib.
I swear that ducky one's over there.
Let's see.
Nope, I'm dumb.
Ha ha ha.
Can I say it's a patio?
Sorry, top of deal.
Oh my god, if this is the Cuba map, dude.
We'll do a Dartmar showdown.
I hope it's the whole mansion, but god will see you, dude.
Hey, do I have a dark gun now?
Oh no, and this gun shoots more than once.
I can't do a perfect shooter with this.
I can only get one side objective.
Wait, hold on.
So what if they're stripping one set?
I think if I, if I, if I barely tap it, it will shoot once.
Just don't shoot their heads.
Wait, the chatter's on to something.
It's gonna be really hard not to shoot them in the head.
Checking me in for my new D4 hardcore character.
C4 underscored good.
Chudbunkle.
Does the other four have like the server-wide announcements or whatever when hardcore characters
reach a certain level?
Mow, meow, meow.
Neither does Path of Exile 2.
Hmm.
Wall of Gate Cat.
Yeah, I got a fucking headache boys, holy moly.
Let's test our gun.
Okay, we got one.
That was two.
One.
Two.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
Is it random?
I need to try my controller again.
Okay.
Just disconnect it.
Okay.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? All right. Okay. Okay. All right.
Hmm.
All right, then we'll shoot them in the body and hope for the best.
Let's make our side range.
Can't you just buy a dark end from a vendor?
Yeah, but they gotta have one.
And there might be one on the map.
Honestly, it's been so long since we've seen one, I would say that this vendor probably
will have.
copes out there, no, let's just, I like how I'm just allowed to be out in front of
this place I feel like this is not a place I should be allowed to roam around
dude it's the wilton plow of course what I say boys what did I fucking say
All right, can I come in?
Oh, but she's a lot to sell guns, whereas how your player's got it.
me to favoritism
Hi
Well, time to park in.
Where did that guy go?
What the hell?
Hmm, baseball.
Fiddy, question mark.
Can you elaborate?
You cannot simply save FID, do you?
I think we could pull him in here.
I'm glad I did not pull him in here.
It wasn't me.
Oh no, oh no, oh should I do oh my god, is there anyone who can help please hey
Alrighty
Excellent you've spread fear within the syndicate
Oh
Anyone copy?
Target locked.
Yeah, we give him a little bullet massage.
Hmm
Well, I have an idea
Idea unlocked
It didn't work
Use the force to grab that, is that cool?
Can you finish dragging those dude? Jesus.
I wonder... I don't think he'll see this guy if he walks in.
What the hell was that?
We're stealing so many cool tools, dude.
Don't look.
Alrighty, the great bullet experiment begins.
Okay.
Alright.
All right
So the syndicate member eliminated
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
Hey catch
If you missed that, you would have lost perfect shooter.
I'm pretty good at aiming that dart gun, I'm gonna be honest.
Remember that shot we hit on Hawks Bay?
From like a hundred fucking meters away.
I suppose we're unleashing the legendary blade now.
We'll use the normal Tetana, actually.
The somewhat cursed blade.
Didn't ask
The mildly cursed blade actually do not need these
But we're gonna take just take the tanto I mean this this is free I
Know where to get it
what's the mild curse minus one to accuracy please
No.
Um.
Oh.
Wait, do we have a flash then?
Nope, that's a bomb.
nope that's a bomb should be able to shoot a gun directly in front of their
face to blind them dude
we got tons of melee weapons holy fuck
I think we're just good to go.
What is this game about?
It's about killing people.
Grant, thanks for subbing Elisaine 90 months as Hey Moon, do that fidget joke again.
Hold on. I will, dude.
They have red hair. They are wearing necklace. They are wearing earrings and glasses
We have further intel that informs us that the target suffers from dehydration and they see themselves as a foodie
Use these traits to your advantage
Don't disappoint 47 booty boy fatty
That's oh
go go gadget flying briefcase uh-oh
Oh wait, we're good.
Hmm, not right here.
Ooh, look at that butler outfit. I don't think we can get the assassin's butler outfit though.
Hmm.
All right, I'm gonna need you to come over here
Where you going?
...I should go to the hospital.
Don't forget my lunch.
Hmm... Hurry up!
Me on my first day as the landscaper? I think I'll bring my briefcase.
Oh no. Oh God. Oh my Jesus!
Sleep now.
Now it's time to withdraw the blade.
Hmm, tattoo.
Breck acquired.
Let's check the loot.
Hmm, this will be useful.
We love a little rat poison, dude.
First day on my security job.
Yeah, I'm gonna bring my katana.
Wait, we're looking for a red-haired guy.
Hmm, yeah, it's katana time.
I'm not allowed to be in here.
I'm just a dumb security outside cook.
A boo-hoo!
Wait, this guy's moving.
Nowhere to put him, unfortunate.
Alright, so I don't really like this map on the showdown because it's pretty fucked
up on the inside, actually.
He's eating.
Ah!
Did you complain we can't go in?
Yeah, but that's not like a normal version of the map.
The uh...
What's it called?
Uh, there's like a million fucking lookouts on the inside, dude.
It's fucked up.
It's freaked the heck out.
Oh.
Okay, so this guy does not see us come up here, really.
That's a lookout.
who's out for that can not change into it.
Come along Billy, come along.
Into the cabinet.
to the armoire. I did almost use the mildly cursed blade on that guy and then I realized
need his outfit.
Yolink!
This music sure is intense.
Aaron Ford Jr. calling from Morgan Yates and Cone.
I need to get a listing of asset transfers from the Carlisle account from HTC Depot
number 5085.
Oh no, I need it immediately.
Yes, I'll hold it.
See if you watched!
We don't actually have to put these guys in here, because...
Oh, god.
She's going for the drink.
Could it be Glass's earrings, necklace, red hair?
Dehydrated?
Well, would you just kill her?
And she is my blade.
it wasn't our... This is a handover burner phone though, that's very nice. Which means
our job here is nearly done. We're gonna do that shit in here, bruh. Just throwing a
You may live up and count for the objective, yes, thank God it does.
Come along.
I think we wait in the secret room, that's a better idea.
Ben.
Soda.
Apple.
Apricot.
Banana.
It's about to be a shootout, by the way.
Just so we are clear.
happen
You eliminated the leader turn to the safe house
I've been touched
Jesus
They can come in here?
Also a good voice.
Not good.
I mean, we're good.
We gotta hit the safe though, fellas.
That's an easy safe.
Wheeeee!
What was the plan there?
Um, pretty much that.
That was a good plan.
You just got recorded by a camera? Good.
Have there been better plans than that? Maybe. Maybe.
Oh, tell him what.
Perhaps.
Are they going to hold you in today?
Gas my ear itches, like the inside should I go for it?
Blind a guard to cause drama.
A devious grin?
Did I even...
Nice.
You got a blast.
Literally.
See ya.
Haha!
See ya!
Listen up!
Hey, that's not not a sloth!
What?
There he goes.
I can give you this for nine years? Holy...
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
Chad, she was racist. Yeah.
True. And so was the guard.
Yeah. Now they were.
Dude.
Yeah, you're not. You're not British.
You're welcome, by the way.
Good job 47. You eliminated the syndicate, but this is only the tip of the iceberg
Eliminates me to bring them down on my knees. What are we missing already?
It looks like a barber's razor and then the ice pick. I was afraid about this coin, which we use in this
Man, man, man, man, man
Mm-mm-mm-mm. We have a dark gun now.
Yeah, let's do this shit. Hell yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The prophecy.
We'll go Italy.
Wait, we don't need this out of them.
Oh!
Do you guys think this is like a reddish purple suit or a red suit?
Do not care.
Alright, bowels on fire.
I curse thee with IBS attack.
Shit yourself.
You already have IBS?
I know.
and it's about to flare up.
Hehehehe.
Boomer Chat.
Is IBS a boomer thing?
Driske thinks for 65 months?
Yes.
IBS is a boomer thing? What the hell?
It's a Garrick thing.
He do got IBS and he do be shit.
Create dumb-all.
Get that in high school once?
I don't think you just...
I don't think you briefly have IBS.
So they you
You think people with IBS have cleaner colons
No
No
It's not like they're getting flushed out by like
Anything other than poop
It's like it's like a magical chemicals getting made in their body like cleans their coal and it's just more poop
Do you know what I am saying we need a gun
in before movie sets Appianza
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination boo thanks for something
that map is easy it just takes a while dude it takes a while although we do have
Dark gun down
It's lesser dark gun minor dark welcome to stop yinza
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
Track them down and do what you do best, but they're on high alert
So tread carefully or they will slip away
Godspeed 47
And on the third day he rose
Hold it.
There's a fucking winery?
Since when?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's a fucking winery?
Since when?
There's like mega people up there.
Oh no!
There's a...
Oh...
I mean, there's gotta be a different way in.
I guess I've got a gun.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, you got the card for here, ma'am?
Wait, I see a potential path.
You're coming in here, big man, sorry.
So sorry.
He strikes like the Viper.
You know, maybe we take out the cameras first.
Uh-oh.
We are...
Nope, that goes to the winery.
Oh, nice.
Oh, no!
Door 2, man.
Let's go get the cameras.
It's gonna be kind of hard to get the cameras though because I used my lock pick.
Where the fuck?
There's gotta be a problem.
Oh.
This will do.
Paws buffer your pistol shots on the door.
Guys, that's exploiting.
Get a grip, dude.
I thought you were better than that.
Do not call me a nerd.
That thing's got up.
Alright, we have a regular baseball and an explosive baseball.
Important distinctions.
Man, thought I heard something.
Checking it out.
Over.
Man, I thought I heard something. Chicken it out. Over.
Okay, what the fuck?
Let's make sure that shit closed.
Alright, how do we do this without killing ourselves?
Now we leave.
Now we're going to kill this career?
Where is it?
I think it's him.
It's like a massive moon moon in my toilet.
I don't like we are implying, my man.
I'm looking for places to put this guy.
We might not have to deal with this guy.
Wait, I...
This is probably just a log, dude.
It's just not fucking fair, dude.
Well, let's look for crowbar.
How did I- Oh, because I got put away automatically after the showdown, dude.
I have a crowbar. It's just at me hideout.
Wait, I know where crowbar is.
Target spotted.
can I come in? can I come in? can I come in? can I come in? point of hell. who heard that?
Really? Really?
This guy's pissed I took his coin, dude.
Surely we can lure this guy.
It's a coin, you know you want it.
Knees a moxowethich or something!
C'mon man!
C'mon!
C'mon get to the coin!
C'mon get to the coin!
I'm gonna shoot the door.
I'm gonna shoot the door now.
I'm gonna shoot the door some more.
I do have another bomb.
just need a crowbar boys. Can you even... I'm sure you can't crowbar this door.
Do you think we can shoot that through here?
If we drop a gun, maybe you'll see through the glass.
You think this guy will see a thingy over a thing?
Hurry up.
Stop browsing.
Yeah.
Come look.
I'll be back.
I wish I had a freaking lockpick, man.
I think there's a crowbar in our harbor.
Like near it.
Where the fuck am I?
Hmm.
Hmm.
No thanks.
Can you get in the restaurant next door? There's a passage between the two shops at the back.
Let's see.
I'm pretty sure I did not see a way in.
Who the fuck is that?
Here?
No?
Hmm
Oh, uh-huh
How do I get to that am I dumb
There's just gonna be another locked door, man.
Anyhow, I got a crowbar I can borrow.
Cute.
Mm-mm.
Curlbar in Surveillance Room?
That chatter is correct.
And so we shall go.
My tummy is a rumbly man.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, we had a target up there too.
Keep it steppin', lady.
The IBS curse backfire dude.
Take your shit back now.
There are a lot of people wandering around here, aren't there?
I
Know
Hey pal, is that window open big man?
I can hear the weed guy musing.
Wait, he's my target!
What a pump that guy full of drugs.
If anyone's there, identify yourself.
Coconut.
Pro-bar.
It's all coming together.
There's two guys.
Hmm.
He's got a weed friend.
You gonna shit yourself, loser?
I'll let you...
Looks like you're O.D.
Maybe you should have laid off the weed.
Also a bullet to the head.
How about anyone goes up there?
But maybe.
I sure hope not, XD.
Surely there's not a third weed man.
Third weed man who's all like, dude, what's up bro? I brought the weed.
And then he walks in.
And he's like, oh no.
Oh, no!
Okay.
Well, let's stay a little, pay a little visit to the Yield Winery.
I'm a cop.
Can you crowbar the gate?
I'm about to get really mad, I think.
Yay!
Yippee!
Okay, man.
Call him meth dealer, the fuck?
I've never seen that one that was fucking cool
You didn't have a fucking keycard!
Fine.
Excuse me, Mr. Meth dealer.
Thank you. I work here.
Who said that though?
Him?
I think this guard comes all the way down, by the way.
Which is most unfortunate for us.
There we go.
Yes.
Oh god.
I want to be the math guy.
Yippee!
I'm the math man!
oh my god my coin you're right that's my epic coin
You shatters disrespecting Marko?
I fucking hate Marko.
Dude it's meth making time.
Are you ready, my brother?
My meth maker from another mother?
Well done, Forteson.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
key card. Well, maybe it'll look like the OD. I don't think I should have... nah, we
should search, like I don't know who patrols there. I'm just allowed to be out here like
this no one is like what's going on with the hazmat suit what's up with the
hazmat bro we got no more syringes
Ben
You're gonna win no shop at 12 at night, got it.
Get the fuck out of here now.
This has the potential to be disastrous.
I'm in.
There's two?!
it's over. We're good. Oh my god. Oh shit.
there's a lot of
some
of
some
of
some
of
some
of
some
of
some
of
some
I TREAT HIM, MOM!
How does that, dude?
Why am I under the impression that if we train someone... it's okay.
We should have done that way different.
Also, I'm surprised she had her be choking around.
I'm such a freaking loser.
You can shoot the light in there?
I'm a loser!
Dude.
At what point is it okay for someone to find someone who's sleeping?
Did I move the trinket body?
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Do you know what I've gone for? The chandelier kill? Yes. Yes.
Why would you kill the ladies there? Honest question, because I wanted to move him away from the window.
That's how he ended up getting seen to someone walked by.
I totally misread that, dude! I'm such a fucking dumb bitch!
Fuck!
I'm sorry to say, but fairly no campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off
the grid.
No, the first one that I found was his.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Ready.
Permission to begin Operation Lost Plagas on chat.
So any Ebola havers in chat, by the way?
Efric?
Let's take care of...
Santa Fortuna.
pacify guards unnoticed
I've got a bullet coughs on you oh so sorry I'm so sorry
did I trank the target yeah if we had another syringe I literally just
syringe I can walk out by the way and we should have used the chamber leader
That would have been fine.
Where's my mush?
You locking I want to see a third showdown. Yeah, I'm pretty locked in. I think I'm pretty locked in. I think uh
I'm allied as they say which is short of course for a lockdown
The blood isn't spread by coffee unless you cough up blood.
Well, take a better look at your shirt then, buddy.
Oh, that's ketchup?
Mmm, sure.
Sure.
See you in two days, bro.
You've got Ebola.
You've got, you've got Ebola.
World Cup is gonna cause paranoia.
Dude, imagine going to the World Cup and then getting Ebola.
How unlucky is that?
Yeah, I'm getting my shotgun, don't worry, don't worry, foes.
What's like the hypest thing that can happen in soccer, man?
Because I've not been wooed yet.
a hat trick
So someone has to score three times, but if two teams are really good, that means no one scores
So the most type thing that could happen is if someone gets a hat trick on another good team
Okay, get a load of this all right, what if
Okay soccer as you know it sure
But they were allowed to like kick each other too. Like jump kick. It specifically has to be a jump kick.
And like dude, imagine literally like just people run up and down the field and then like you're like alright who's gonna jump kick now?
Seeing dudes trying to do the jump kick and just fucking beefing it man, it would be awesome actually.
It is like it wouldn't be like oh yeah you can't like you wouldn't be able to
like jump kick people's head right or their legs they have to be like in the
chest otherwise it was a foul and like it has to be more of a push than like a
fucking kick so you're not breaking any bones literally just like knock people
over have you seen soccer cleats that's the thing all right everyone would be
wearing shoes that look similar but one or two people on the uh on the soccer
team will have uncleated shoes so that they uh they're like their designated
bruises like how an hockey used to have like the one guy on the team that would
beat the fuck out of people
I got a P. Silence has to get ruins if it's specifically target bodies that get found
even if sedated in freelancer.
So I can sedate normal people and they can get found and it won't matter.
That's worth trying.
I'll be right back.
One sec.
I'm sorry man, I should have saved him.
hahahaha
hhhaa
hhhaa
hhhaa
dude
hahaa
fuck man
dude
I'm gonna
guys listen to me
don't drop your fucking items on the corpse
on an incline
on stairs
drop it on a flat fucking surface please
PLEASE! THEY ALWAYS GET LARGED!
I don't know if we want to go this way.
Alright, let's go a different way then.
You know, as a man, I'm kind of pissed off at Capcom for these unrealistic portrayals of none.
I really like, uh, what would you kind of, what would you call that kind of food, fuck
like in New Orleans food? God, all of that shit sucks dude.
Cajun. Yeah, Cajun food. The only Cajun food that isn't shit is like the boils that they do with all the spices and shit. That shit's good.
Man, gumbo, fucking trash.
God, it's so trash.
Is your sorcerer dead I did read the title
You illiterate perhaps the cathedral could help you should visit Prava
Prava okay, bye
You illiterate bro, can you make fun of illiterate people? I don't think you can
I get me fun of people who are literate they're typing a twitch that's what I can do oh
Yeah
You are what you fucking do so say it say you're a gunk little bitch, and I'll let you live
I'm a gaunt little bitch happy smart boy right jumes let's delta no
F**K YOU NATION!
Incoming Transmission!
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Yeah, that was Moon Moon.
And his funds are getting quite low.
He needs to furnish his empty apartment with new Ikea furniture.
How can you help?
You need to subscribe to his Twitch channel.
This is gonna be a big help to big M. All right, I'm signing off
Is that the alcohol free beer
You're here!
1,600 damage!
I was slow, I couldn't even move.
I
of
Does he hit the high end?
Nice chorus. Not chorus part.
Oh my god, ew!
Makes sense though.
Hahahaha
They fucking died
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
What? Don't hold the lads' curiosity against him, it goes with being young.
In my youth we learn to be hints.
And is that what you wish for him?
Brother, he's going to walk his own path.
If you don't want him walking away from you, then smarten up and walk with him a while.
Team are so wise.
That said, if my kid tells me he's a furry well, it's just saying.
I'm buying my fursuit.
Faced.
Those are just the facts bro.
What I'm trying to say is that I'm the better wild player.
Perfect rockin a turban. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah sipping on mud but this bitch like bourbon dirty dirty
I took the coop out the lot bitch. I'm thinking about swervin. Yeah, I'm about to sign for a lot because the shit ain't urgent
Okay, I got a whole lot of money coming in all day. They told me it's a couple thoughts waiting outside
Told them bring them in. Okay. She said she wanted to come pull up and suck on my cock
told her drink my kids I knew all this shit from the start so I already told
you what it is oh my oh my gosh oh my goodness ah I already did what I can
I'm on I'm on
in Shapiro but I like him more because I know him wait he's right there he's
tangible to me and just bitch read a book like that after hours of patient waiting
Need immersed so
Be back
I can't wait for this game to be done.
So never.
You don't know that.
At Moon Moon, gawk a little bitch.
Okay.
Gammon Isle of Noodles and Eegard and Datsunake?
Datsunake?
Donberry?
Jack, thanks for show.
Mmm.
Holy.
Did I 100% have a size of a...
Columbia we have intel that the syndicate is active in the area but this is
not going to be easy previous actions have put them on high alert so you need
to be tactical you know what to do 47
Why is my body so weak?
You know what I do for a living, right?
Shut up! I'm gonna kill you!
Uh oh.
Oh? Okay...
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Oh no! Who is that?!
Oh no!
Oh shit!
Hey! We've gotta catch up to you!
I need, I need, I need, I need...
Oh.
The windmills select them, there's too many people in the room.
Uh...
I need a probe on hold up wait no we don't yes we did I lied
I think the crowbar is right here I'm a cop it's in one of these huts
steals your coconut
this thing right here you are no no
What thing
Okay, what the hell was that?
Brian pan
It's always a good time here
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Okay
Listen to the band. Someone's going to go now. What is this? Is this the front door?
Can I come in?
Can I come in please?
One minute. Alright, one second.
What?
What's up, guys? I work here.
I gotta kill that lady.
I wonder when we're going to get to feed people to the hippo.
That would be so cool.
Why did I unlock that?
big now not to mention the fact that we could steal
why did i unlock that
yep i wish we could steal these boots
Yeah. What's up? Hold on, I gotta pulse up the down real quick.
What do you think you're doing?
You're really pissing me off now!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done 47.
Oh hey, one last thing.
Dude, she's coming up here.
No, she's not.
Yes.
Investigate.
Oh, we got more guys, Kevin.
Come along.
Where are they, okay, we got two beneath us.
to the math
to the math
to the math
to
the
I know where I am.
Uh-oh.
Um.
Uh-oh.
Oh
Dude he looks so locked in right now, holy fuck
Look, look at this, look at them eyes.
Where's the fucking cameras?
I thought that was downstairs but once again, I'm incapable of reading a map.
Here we go.
That was extremely fucking loud.
Oh, oh!
Cocaine!
Welp.
Rupro!
Wait, I'm going the wrong way.
I'm going the wrong way.
Wait, I'm going the wrong way.
We chill over here?
We are not chill.
Hey!
We need some help here!
Please, get some help!
Who are you talking to?
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Coconut!
Cocaine!
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Coconut.
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Cocaine too.
like a ghost hmmm where this dude going you might be going to hell
It all depends, buddy.
Make your decision.
How have you not seen this guy?
Oh
Oh god excellent park 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
No one will ever know the perfect crime.
I want to get them both with one shot.
Okay, my bad, I did it again!
That's the biggest thing you gotta worry about.
No, I'm pretty damn jealous right now.
Where's the song go?
Okay, my bad, I did it again!
Daniel got some cocaine for me before I'm out.
No coke.
Welp.
Time to bully some innocent longshoremen.
They
be fishing bro.
Did they catch em?
bass and killer 7 and Ari out of on page
Yeah, we a little gun crazy dude. I take that
Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment. I think when we do sick games
We have less of a chance to give
I don't know maybe that's just confirmation BS put this mother oh no we need the shotgun
Fuck!
Where cam? Up a-
D
Is there a more profound joy than singing a name you don't recognize and them just telling you to shut the fuck up?
Shut up!
I'll trace that thing for several.
Shut the fuck up!
Missed the original, shut the fuck up guy.
Dude!
Pick up a fucking baseball, dude.
Mm-mm-mm.
What's the...
Okay.
What's the best sleeper pizza, dude?
Like, obviously, prefer any pep pizza, dude.
That's the all-time go.
Sure.
You can't say margarita, either.
That's basically a pep pizza barbecue chicken barbecue sauce on a pizza man. I'm just not about that, bro. I'm gonna be honest
Nightquil pizza. All right, now we're talking
Literally sleeper pizza
Sausage plus banana pepper your banana peppers are so good
Why do they call them banana peppers?
Isn't it just like a yellow pepper, like, vinegarized?
Or are they a different kind of pepper?
Actually, don't know.
God, you're so fucking stupid.
See, I'm trying to better myself and this guy says you are fucking dumb.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I think pizza that most should only have three toppings.
If you're going to go that far.
Welcome to Bangkok.
The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, 47.
Okay.
I guess he's...
They're pickled. Yeah, that's what I meant.
Huh, why'd you blow up?
Wait, my siege just got cancelled.
Dude, what the fuck?
I was like mid-mid open mouth!
I wanted to do that.
I wanted to sneeze, it was going to feel so good.
You guys know that if you hold in the sneeze you could die?
My time people would load up and complain that it was soggy was unreal.
That shit is gross.
Hey, uh, buddy, could you, uh, could you put that away?
Nah.
I got, I always got a safe strapped.
Wait.
I don't have an emetic poison!
I made lethal!
care that's okay time to die syndicate member eliminated
Parish Syndicate scum.
She knows what she did.
She belongs to the Sick Games Syndicate, which is by running a Red Room or some shit.
And for my final trick...
That's a good start.
That's not gonna work.
They're gonna see me.
They're gonna see me
Yes, come up here
Now take yes
Excellent work 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate. You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Oh god, the shotgun.
We'll just pretend like it's suit only guys
Okay
You know that green guy with the big shotgun I was back I'm running for it
There it is.
I could never have guessed the moon would not give a fuck about any of the objections.
Dude, I just did four, all four in the last one, man.
That's not how the cards played out this time, bro.
Where is my legendary pistola?
Found it.
Yippee!
Pursue Lightbringer.
What a dumb name.
Darkun Win.
Darkun Win.
Boother? It might be him.
Well, we can do two of these.
Ummmm...
Mum-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um.
I'm involved.
I feel like the headshot kill legendary should give 500 more.
That's just me. I worked hard for this gun.
I paid $9 for the DLC and then spent $20,000 in-game.
Mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere.
You three use the banana? I don't have a dark gun, fool!
I don't even need this.
Goodbye.
Banana. Banana. I guess no minions. They go banana. Banana.
Banana.
No way. Yo!
That moon move.
I like when you guys express your joy, dude. Thank you.
You serve one the internet? You sir have one the internets for today.
well-meaned
Mooney remember the Disney man eating Nutella backwards the guy's name is Joey
and he wasn't eating it backwards the video was reversed to make it look like
he was throwing up I think we're good yeah we good
I hope I have my pistol, I'm pretty sure I grabbed it.
He shows the video I don't understand.
Nah.
Welcome to Sapienza, it's time to put an end to them.
The leader is currently operating in the area, however, we have very little intel on their
identity.
But watch your step. They're on high alert
Red hair hat
Tattooed. We also have the following description on their looks. We know that they have red hair
They are wearing a hat. They are wearing glasses and has a tattoo. No
As for characteristics, we know the target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind and last but not least
They have a sweet tooth. I'm sorry. We don't have more be careful 47
Holy shit
Does that look out I think so
What color hair is that brown?
Whatcha doin'?
Dude, her assassin's giga hot.
Holy.
Normally it's the guy, that's weird.
Wait, it might actually be a guy, that might be a lookout.
Oh, there you are.
Normally it's a guy. That's weird.
Wait, it might actually be a guy. That might be a lookout.
Do you have a postulate or something?
That was indeed simply a lookout.
Eat some chocolate.
Go on, eat some chocolate.
Eat some chocolate. Come on. Do it.
Damn it.
Oh, what the hell?
What color hair you got?
Tell me about the color of your hair.
Am I allowed to go in here?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Feel like I should be allowed in there, but whatever.
Who Cam?
What the?
Who are you?
I think that's a lookout.
I think that's a lookout.
Rick.
Hmmmm...
Oh, the guy came on side.
No, we didn't.
LoL?
Wait, did he?
Nah, he and the church.
Nah, he in the church.
I gotta choke someone out of the stat.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, do I have anything to throw? I've got three coins.
Oh, look at that coin! Cool!
And then this one?
Sleepyzy.
We're ganking this lookout too.
Get in there, Hoss.
Hold that legendary gun.
There are so many people in there and there are so many lookouts.
There's shook hands.
It can't be this guy, though.
I gotta mark them off.
This guy raves.
That's so on.
That's so unco-nive.
What the fuck does that mean? Yeah, you wouldn't know. Unc.
Like a bunch of people keep migrating here.
No glasses.
Glasses?
There's an earring?
Yup, pretty sure.
Alright.
This is probably our final network update.
Oh my Jesus!
Oh!
I wanna go home.
I want to go home.
I want to be a human being.
Oh
That's all this
You been mark up again there they're annoying guards time I mark up for four days
Or I'm gonna do it for two weeks.
Who's looking at me?
Okay!
I hate this. We gotta get out of here, bro.
This doesn't go up. Am I dumb?
He's calling.
Where are all the fucking nerd roots at, man?
Yes, hello, how can I help you today?
This sucks.
am I doing?
First I came from Markov, but I said nothing. For I am not Markov.
Dude, he is a robot!
He is not real!
Don't you guys hate data centers?
Don't move!
No!
And you'll never be!
It's a stupid freaking robot.
Huh?
What?
Sorry.
Damn.
Multiple couriers?
What?
multiple couriers. You guys are like oh no white dude they're taking all the fresh
water dude no but then when Markov talks you're like aww aww aww aww
Not you.
I gotta get in here.
Wait, I think I'm allowed to go in.
Hold on.
Thank you, thank you.
Why is there a million cameras in there?
Where the fuck am I?
Just give me the way to pop that up up.
Hey, you have any cool tattoos?
What's up, man?
What's up?
Go back inside now.
Okay, you're really pissing me off, man.
Hey, chef, let's cook him!
You stuck?
Dude!
Dude!
I'm going to kill this guy.
Well well well.
Wait, we should banane him.
Hey, God!
I got it!
Congratulations, 47.
The leader is eliminated, sending a clear message.
Turn to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
Me, me, me, me, me, me.
I'll find him any pup.
Moving on.
Any other fellas?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Any other fellas?
Any guards?
Oh.
What's up?
Anyone else want to take a trip up the murder tower?
Oh, there's a guy up here, perfect.
I'm hunted?
Uh-oh.
That can't be right.
Oh
I can't be right
I got to become a different person
Incoming crazy like up off the tower shot from an assassin
Those are safe, there is.
It's in the Troi-ch.
Let's check the vendor since we're over here.
Do you mind moving please?
Can you move please?
I'm just gonna pull this out for no reason.
MMS.
Yeah, okay.
Hmm.
That's one.
That's one.
Okay.
Okay, weird sound.
Speechless.
Hey.
I guess so.
Ooh, I spent...
Get out of Skedaddle!
Why do you need like one more melee weapon?
To finish the collection.
Rips you off for a $5,000 ice pick.
It's not real money, dude.
It's like Monopoly money.
Speaking of Monopoli, buddy.
I can't get this guy. I'm gonna cut it, we'll just be paying the ass.
To the choich.
We were trying to kill everyone on a map. No.
That's psychotic.
Hey, what's up?
Yo, yeah.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Hmm.
Shut up, guard.
I'll kill you.
Gotta be.
Hmm.
Oh
Yes
Oh, crap.
Hey, uh, Central, it's me.
We got someone out cold on the ground here.
Do an example.
What is the purple?
Purple, purple, purple, purple, purple!
Who just saw me?
And why are they doing nothing?
No one saw me.
Okay.
What's up, guys?
Well done, Poison.
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
Gee, I sure hope so!
Gee, Willikers!
You're so cool. Hey, see how I threw a brick at that guy's head?
I'm gonna do that.
That's why they call me the melon man.
Oh, Gibbon Lord 420, thanks for subbing, Gary Oak, thanks for subbing, Duke, what's up?
H.C. Trainwreck, thanks for subbing, I'm on horse car, thanks for subbing.
You eliminated the syndicate, but this is only the tip of the iceberg.
They have more deviations.
Eliminate them to bring them down on their knees.
That's an unsilenced sniper.
Alright.
Merle, Merle, Merle.
You know we gotta do it.
Excuse me.
Okay, first things first, we're gonna do Paris, because I hate Paris.
That was only two targets though.
Hmm.
Yeah, fuck this.
And then we get the sniper.
And then we get... wait hold on.
We gotta stock up our lethal syringe.
Stop banning Markov.
Dude, he talks too fucking much.
If there was a Markov chain once every 30 minutes, dude.
Now we're fuckin' talkin'.
Now we're talkin'.
Now we are ta- we are speaking English.
Changed the cooldown on the command?
That's not my bug.
The only control I have over is if I take it out back.
We are...
I got Blacklist to command, but it will still chain every 30 messages or so.
Alright, I'm gonna need you guys to talk way less.
Slinky Slink thinks for a giftin?
Grappdor thinks for a shooobit.
Oh, gotta make the syringe.
Vice-A-Bodad-Or-Gordo-Karika.
Oh, you must think you're so cool because you can speak two languages and I can only speak one
You're so so much fucking better than me, dude
You speak the one that matters though, that's right lead speak
We are good
We carry the flame of Markov.
We are Markov Chainbot.
We carry the flame.
Welcome to Paris.
Enter Paris for the orbit of Syndicate Miracority in area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert.
No matter what, on this map I always gravitate to this exact fucking spot, and I don't know why it happens.
I'm like a fly.
Central I've arrived at the location and it looks clear over you don't want to do that
I'll be the judge of what I want to do
What's the
I've heard to grab my crowbar, but I don't think I have it we're seeing the next check
He's freaking gone!
You see him, anyone?
Get out! He's over there!
Hey, we need some help here! Please get some help!
They don't.
How could we... how could we start attacking you?
Was it because I was near where the shot was fired?
And now everyone has left the lady in the kitchen all alone. Oh fuck
We're really hidden that shipper's like a there
of
the
death
of
I heard a crew here.
The job is done.
He heard that.
Hey!
Stop doing that! That's evil, man!
They all...
Ooh, got a blast!
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It might have gone totally past you,
but there are bad things going on.
You should do something!
You're out there.
Okay, step back.
Come on.
Why do I have to do everything around here?
I need some help here, please!
Did I imagine if I walked up to this guy and shot him, it would be so fucking cool, dude.
Holy shit.
I mean Markov speak four times less. Oh all right free him from his prison
Syndicate member eliminated
You should get back to the safe house
Oh, wow, that was really nice.
Wow!
You don't seem to understand.
I gotta check the shop.
The dude's all the way over here.
You want to buy something?
Yes.
You have to do it.
There we go.
I want it so bad.
But I am poor.
I'm here if you need more.
Well, let's get to business, shall we?
Hello?
I missed.
I missed.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
Rhaegar and Semi-Pro Joseph are still...
I have bet wrong six times in a row.
Unlucky, dude.
I wish I could click on someone's name and chat and see how many channel points they have.
I can see who's really hoarding.
Dartmar T-Targets or Wilton Creek Pool?
Dartmar.
Dartmar, Dartmar, Dartmar.
7.5, geez Louise, get over 5 million, geez Louise, we will go to Darkman, Sniper rifle
Do I want to hole around a suitcase?
Not really.
Not really then.
We should gamble though.
Hello nuking god. Daps you up. My name is covered in motor oil for some reason. What's up dude?
Was good man, was good. I've been working on the whip.
I've been working on the whip.
The 1972 El Camino deluxe.
We took out songs of six.
Yeah.
It was okay.
I wasn't like stoked to keep playing it.
There's only RimWorld where I turn it on and then like 12 hours pass, you know what
I mean?
I think Ellen loses a lot of its luster when you realize just how fucking random and incomprehensible
everything is.
I know that there's like a main story though, which is nice.
I'd rather play like other roguelikes.
Drop this.
Oh, they were talking about the Ellen show.
I'm pretty sure that's over, dude.
that the syndicate is currently in operation here it's on to do but watch
your step they're on high alert it's not going to be easy
don't disappoint 47 good luck I gotta get in there man
all right now we're talking dude
I got to become a guy. This is too risky.
Well, I'm just gonna pull him further out.
You know your nervous breakdown, look, you're stopping me.
Where's my fucking car?
It's not over here!
No!
There's nothing!
Uh-huh, yeah.
I couldn't hear a lot.
Wow.
Huh?
Wouldn't you mind looking at the one that was out there?
Oh, shit!
I know that's true, but...
You can't use the same kind of car model as we prepared last week.
If you count the number one model, I'll tell you about that thing.
The title of the accident.
I'm just prepared, my friend.
If you can't see me, then go.
Take my family.
Tired of you.
Why lie there?
Come on, get in here and stuff inside your head.
I didn't see anything.
You're nuts.
Seriously, get in here.
Okay.
Wow.
Please, stand back or check it out.
Okay, gotcha.
Understood.
Oh my.
At least don't move.
Man.
Huh?
Okay.
Uh, got some strange noises here.
Looking into it. Over.
Which way you going, buddy?
Huh? Okay.
Uh, got some strange noises here. Looking into it. Over.
Which way you going, buddy?
This is stupid. Why am I here?
I
the
Oh, no.
Oh, what are we going to do with you, buddy?
What are we going to do?
I
Got I kind of got away from the walk
Where do you stop
We could have made it
He'll never know.
Dude, they're like weirdly separated because of that guy getting lured.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, no!
Oh, yeah, all according to plan, baby!
I don't believe for a second that Zachary committed suicide.
We'd only just run through his plan for the spring seedlings yesterday.
Yes, sure.
Oh, man. All the doors are fucking locked.
I'll come back in.
Oh
Oh
What?
We're away from the command
All right.
Gave him the jab.
He accidentally got naked.
Well...
A funeral is a big event. A lot of important people will be here.
Fake funeral? It's absolutely bonkers if you ask me. Imagine the headline.
Alexa Carlile caught watching her own funeral from off this window.
The story would make me fridge.
How we doing this?
Funny, Max. If anyone is here, you.
Okay.
No, we're all the maps at night.
So it's just has a chance to be at night.
Just playing games with me, but I'm cool. I'll keep him cool. I'll fuck.
You're surrounded. Give yourself up.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, Forty-seven.
I'll be fucking safe.
Maybe, maybe.
You there?
You need anything?
I might just have one.
Thank you, Kai.
Yay!
Yippee!
If you need more, develop or defy me.
Let's just leave.
mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm
Oh, yeah!
I ain't put the elixirs up
Bad not bad not bad not bad not bad not bad. What is I see a same for?
Ice cream cream ass
The syndicate took a serious blow, but there's still much work to get done
Cooperate
Silent assassin no firearms Whittleton Creek
Oh, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Um.
Hmm.
It is bullshit, I mean, yeah, I'm not gonna do no firearms, I'm innocent.
Owiee! Ha ha ha ha! Get fucked, bitch! What what?
Uhhhh, we gotta make a poison.
This hails to life. Dude, if it was any other Silent Assassin I would do it but...
First time chatter dude shut up you guys know it's fucked up you know it's fucked up you
know it's fucked up how come that first time chatter called me a bit
You are syringing anyway?
I don't have enough syringes.
Hehehehe
Uh, I need four.
I have two.
Maybe three.
Ben?
Gawk a little bit.
I wanna use my dark guns.
I just got it and I'm gonna lose and then we'll be able to use it, dude.
Please.
Hmm.
Plus the guards already cancelled, but they made the bet and then cancelled it and they made a new one.
Can I really change my mind again?
Yeah
Fine I'll freaking do it
And in it and in it and in it
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do what?
Fuck.
It's just so fucked up, dude.
Ah, let's see here.
It's got to start by two minutes of pure pressure you are a child, not true.
My title made a very specific promise.
Can I ignore that?
this is on the jazz channel by the way I think my DLC unlocked new music
What country is the people who made this game from or is it Denmark?
Imagine lumping this song into the jazz channel.
Yes, this is what it sounds like.
No.
Wait, why don't I have this? Oh, it wasn't for sale, I think.
I got this.
Okay, weird. Why'd that happen?
Exotic music.
I did not get new music.
And I got one new music, but this time I'm playing.
Got fucking Robbed, dude.
Got fucking Robbed.
Alright, we got three lethal syringes, dude.
And a dream.
Faaaaaaan, faaaaaaan, faaaaaaan, faaaaaaan.
Will the bot be worth watching? Dude, yes.
I gotta pick the map.
I think I like Haven Island more than, uh, Wilson Creek for showdown.
Let's ride boys.
Oh, dude, my tailbone.
Ow.
Oh no.
in the area but be careful oh no on high alert we don't want them to slip away no
dude it's one of the cops in the fucking cop posse man it's the fucking sheriff
we'll be back
You can get an underwear suit from playing the DLCs.
Yeah, I won't be playing any of the single-player campaigns or whatever they're called.
Coin.
This guy's an easy kill.
me, thanks. Let's not blow it immediately. Hold on, let's be a little patient here.
I'm not sure how to do this.
I'm not sure how to do this.
Ben?
Huh?
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.
Should we do what?
Terminated.
Holy moly.
Are you gonna open the garage?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh.
Ah, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh.
Well done, Forte-Zep.
Still surely may be a good load, but, Zep, you got a job.
Oh, I'm an FBI agent, smile.
That fucking cannibal bitch is in her fucking...
basement right now, eating people and shit.
get my drugs kill my grandma
you know how be no costume oh she's in the garage
Wait, how'd you get there?
How come I don't have to wipe the keam?
I forget what this guy does.
could have gone there. Oh my god, I'm allowed to be here.
Hmm, you're a fucking bastard, dude.
I don't know how we're out of this.
of
the
I'm not sure we're going to be able to get this fast enough.
We could blow it up though.
Do the bombs count as the firearms?
I don't think so.
Why Sneaky's not trespassing?
They got the...
The white dots.
I wonder what that could be.
What?
What?
What?
Destroy the cameras?
That's why we came down here.
Cause this buggy ass prestige objective here.
There's a spooky cobweb on it.
Woohoo!
Let's drop these guns.
Alright.
One of them is the fuck-ass cop.
in high school.
What are you talking about me?
Yeah, that's why I became a cop.
Chef Zack and Lost Cause, a film, pictures of them.
You making me believe that you're nice?
Shut up, dude.
Shut the freak-a-moly up.
You know, if I'm in the FBI, I technically outrank these guys, so I should be able to
walk up and be like, what up?
You better let me in, now.
Excuse me.
Oh, I remember this dude.
We propane this guy, though.
Hmm.
This is so incredibly stupid, holy fuck.
I
I'm thinking about it, I'm thinking about just going for it.
Okay, perhaps you will hear the coin then.
Hiya!
Ah, quite powerful you are.
Ah, you don't care about money.
Hello, person.
That's what they all say.
What the f-
hmm can't we banana peel her maybe
so many oh wait we'll get him with a mail button no we can't man such a
fucking loser do you
Well...
He's sitting back there now.
How do I fucking kill this guy?
I've been fucked by sidelines here.
He's leaving.
Okay, I made a mistake.
Why does this all happen? Why does this always happen?
Uh-huh.
Hey, man, we have some weird noises.
I'll have a look around.
Hello?
Oh cool.
Oh?
Hey man!
Something ain't right down here.
Stand by while I vestigate.
Oh cool.
Oh cool.
Oh, holy shit.
All right, should be coming back soonish.
do not see this body there's no way right fellas man I just heard something I don't
know I'm gonna go check it out
Okay, is that those bloody kids messing around again?
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Alright.
Yeah, we propane that guy last time.
Much easier.
Get safe, Otaga.
Hmm.
Did that target lift him weights?
I believe.
of
Now, eventually he's gonna come down here.
Well first, let's get a disguise.
It's a courier.
Brother.
I'm really afraid someone's going to walk past this door.
Dude what?
Who the fuck are you?
Oh...
It's so hard to see.
Imagine getting taught these techniques in like a school to become a headman.
Alright now you're gonna throw the coin, wait, and then throw the coin, again.
You're that fucking key card, dude.
Dude, he still has... it might be a different cop.
It is.
I'm so dumb.
is actually way easier.
Come along buddy, come along.
Naboochie, thanks for subbing.
Why did that just show up?
Hmm.
Let's hide you somewhere else.
Come on, come on, pick up already.
Pick up!
I want your money.
Oh, freaky.
Oh, freaky.
Oh, freaky.
Wow, that light's just flickered when I did that, that was weird.
Dude, my game crash will be so fucking sad.
Nice fold.
Where's my money?
Uh oh.
Wait, did I already pick it up?
I'm here, Garchan.
I know you wanna!
Ooh, look at the coin!
That's so cool!
Whoa, what?
Yes.
Downstairs in the murder basement.
Come on!
There's one there!
It's not funny!
All right, off I go then!
Ha ha ha!
He calmed it for a second.
What?
Hello?
Is there anyone there?
Who made that sound?
come on I want to show you something cool
it's right here oh my god I almost threw dude I almost walked out and
through a screwdriver while he was looking. Which, in Silent Assassin's No Firearms, is not allowed.
Oh, strange.
Possible intruder. Sweeping area.
But in regular Silent Assassin's No Firearms, it's only...
What is it?
Nope, just you.
Don't worry.
It's gonna be fine.
Is that okay if the target sees you?
Not on this particular version.
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
Hello?
Hi.
Is anybody there?
Oh my God.
He did almost see a body.
Almost.
But not quite.
I can't explosive kill this guy because they're gonna be all like, oh my god and then they're
gonna run down here and see the five people I have unconscious.
Have we hit every corpse? I don't think so.
Well don't worry, sir. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam!
Hi.
You need anything?
Greetings!
I'm sure I've got it!
Not a price!
Absolutely.
Hmm!
I guess you could say if anyone's getting blown, it's the syndicate.
What?
A ranto pole.
This...
That's just blackout, or did I just teleport forward?
I mean, I can't even see a single thing.
That's just blackout.
No!
They're blackout IRL. Tell me I didn't just teleport.
And to think I almost didn't do that.
That just goes to show tWitch shan't.
Believe in herself, I'm at 27 out of 15, excuse me.
You gotta believe in herself.
I gotta get rid of the duck.
The showdown, dude.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Wait, is there a safe?
Oh, yeah.
Nine suspects, PEPW?
Why this chatter stuff, though?
There's always nice suspects.
You fool.
Ah, let's see here and then we get...
Yoyk.
And then we drop...
This.
And then we drop...
Nope, we're good.
We're actually good. I have a gun
What is taking him so much weight?
Do we need the tranquil now
Wait
What gun is that?
Hail Homemade Silencer. I've never seen that.
You actually did teleport, I thought you were crazy.
I'm glad I teleported because the alternative is that I was having a stroke.
Grr, beam, brr, beam. I gotta make a bomb.
I was having a stroke too, so I didn't notice.
Ooh, Strokesies!
Ooh!
I wonder what the best civilian outfit on this place is.
Get extra challenge, kill target, and safe with Bob.
That shit ain't happening, brother.
What's probably gonna happen is I'm gonna try and kill this guy and then get shot by
an assassin through a bush from across the map.
We finally tracked down the syndicate leaders whereabouts
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target. So you'll have to do some recon
But watch your step. They're on high alert
It's not going to be easy to help you. We have the following information
They are attending a covert meeting. We also have the following description on their books
Uh-huh that they have no hair. They are wearing glasses
They are sporting a tattoo and wearing a hat
We also know that the target suffers from dehydration and they smoke
That's all I have for you at present
What speed 47 do they always have one trait that is like
Poisonable, I never noticed that before I started doing it
No, we've been we've been real lucky though, this has been that way every fucking time
What are you drinking hmm that nearing glasses hat no hair
That too? Dehydrated?
It was so windy.
Okay, that's pretty strange.
This motherfucker needs to leave.
What are we doing with this?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, for pain!
Yes, chef!
Ignore the pile of blood, chef!
Damn!
Wait, I can't knock this guy out.
That's okay.
Oh, no.
Wait, no, you picked it up.
Yay!
God, I hope that was a straight.
That was a fat piece of shit there he is.
I'm not sure.
Can you just go and check it out?
Fine.
Whatever.
Guys, I think it's gonna rain.
Mr. Busachi thinks we're soup.
Mr. Busachi.
Hey.
Hurry up.
I
See up
Yep
Not this guy, I think I think we got our guy
Of course, even before this guy walks all the way downstairs, dude.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Wait, we're gonna make him shit himself.
You're god bless this dark
Hi there, friend!
Hi!
What?
Hmmmm.
Hmmmmmm.
Contemplates?
I can't kill him.
I'm gonna find out where Fatso is.
Set up on this bitch.
Old style.
Hey, how did you get in here, sir?
You're dressed up.
That's good, sir.
Keep walking.
Get down, sir.
There's people everywhere!
Well, it's happening.
Hey, Vin Island special boys
Your target is trying to get away.
Move.
Come out.
Back out.
Huh?
Wait, we need to leave now.
Oh shit.
The target is getting late. You need to move first.
Oh
shit
Man we had them bros very clear. I'm seeing the next sector
It sucked dude, if we had literally just waited he would have eventually poised himself and
died as well.
That's the most annoying part.
I got to get out of here.
Oh, he should like Vietnam.
I mean honestly Charles, I mean curating those hammer I could spend a lot of money on them.
Man, let him die.
They deserve it.
No!
We have you surrounded
It rather appears that you run out of luck
Back to the drawing board 47
Where the fuck this man, man, I mean it was my fault though. I kind of stood there and let that guy see me
Fucking stupid ass bitch ass fucking dumb ass map map I was gonna say mount
As you failed your campaign 47 the syndicates got away. Would you pick that map for showdown?
So we'll take great useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment
I was more confident doing the silence ass on Wilson Creek. That's literally the only reason. All right. Good string. See you guys tomorrow
I'm gonna go take some