DLC + positive W/L = victory today (hardcore freelancer variations !mod silent assassin when offered)

MOONMOON

05-23-2026 · 7h 22m

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[00:00:00] Now that's jazz, baby.

[00:00:20] Lord Serbiscus, thanks for 9.997.

[00:00:25] Thanks for supper! Sure, thanks for the bed.

[00:00:32] Looking very homeless today, King. Keep it up.

[00:00:44] Feeling better? No. No.

[00:00:51] Oh, you meant Herald is, Herald's. Oh.

[00:00:55] Ohhhh...

[00:01:03] Probably in VR name, thanks for subbing.

[00:01:05] Sochi, thanks for god subbing.

[00:01:07] Oops.

[00:01:09] Probably thanks for subbing.

[00:01:13] Hello fellow real chatters and moon moon.

[00:01:16] You're not going to get sprayed by a skunk this afternoon, that's terrible, I'm sorry.

[00:01:32] Section thanks for seven, Lord young bull.

[00:01:37] Thanks for seven.

[00:01:38] Simple gooo, thanks for something.

[00:01:40] Can we keep the next year across a progress?

[00:01:51] It's down to my Adam's apple. I need a shave. That is true. You're not wrong

[00:01:57] Am I gonna do it maybe not dude

[00:02:05] Probably

[00:02:10] I spilled ketchup on my jacket and I could smell it.

[00:02:22] Fuck my chungus life.

[00:02:27] I scrubbed that shit too, full on.

[00:02:35] Jackie and wozzy in Tatosan, thanks for God's having scrunched this to hear me say

[00:02:39] things to

[00:02:43] guy brought up extra something

[00:02:46] I don't know what sector is arbitrary sticks for some of its worst death noise Lord

[00:02:51] Gumball, they just

[00:02:53] not going in ding makes for so

[00:02:57] now hopefully it smells like alcohol

[00:02:59] You think anyone's ever squeezed Lens wipes out to like get the alcohol?

[00:03:07] It's like good drug.

[00:03:16] I just realized we got like a gold pin on our chest there.

[00:03:25] Clashy?

[00:03:27] No, it's not fucking ethanol, it's isopropyl which will kill you.

[00:03:37] Okay, that doesn't change my question though.

[00:03:42] Which of our mustard you must choose? What? Probably mustard.

[00:03:50] There's a lot of really good mustard, dude.

[00:03:55] You guys ever had that, like, German cup of, uh...

[00:03:59] It's like a little jar of mustard, the hot mustard, dude?

[00:04:04] Oh, fuck!

[00:04:08] Holy shit!

[00:04:09] That shit is spicy, bro. Bernie, thanks for sub-

[00:04:14] Yeah, it's got that thing that, like, makes horse rash. In quotes, spicy. I don't even

[00:04:30] No, spicy is the right word. It's like offensive.

[00:04:46] Who wears a suit entirely comprised of one color?

[00:04:52] Oops. That's fine.

[00:04:54] Playas.

[00:04:59] Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop.

[00:05:05] Shoo-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop.

[00:05:11] Brem-brem-brem-brem-brem-brem.

[00:05:12] Dude, it's so tacky.

[00:05:13] Right?

[00:05:14] Who am I talking to?

[00:05:15] Yeah, I look homeless, bro.

[00:05:16] I can't touch this guy.

[00:05:19] Gologe? Thanks for something.

[00:05:32] Are you still... when are you doing silent assassin the campaign?

[00:05:36] I don't have him.

[00:05:40] It's gotta be easier though because you do it the same way every time, right?

[00:05:45] No offense.

[00:05:50] Oh, I didn't remember what I picked.

[00:06:01] Why don't you suit up for us? I got a color shirt on, guys.

[00:06:07] That counts.

[00:06:15] Hmm...

[00:06:17] Hmm...

[00:06:19] Hmm...

[00:06:21] SP Anage.

[00:06:23] Uh oh.

[00:06:25] Looks like it's time to bust it out.

[00:06:27] The legendary gun.

[00:06:33] You ever played the original Hitman games?

[00:06:35] I played a hitman...

[00:06:37] A demo for Hitman 1.

[00:06:39] The very first game.

[00:06:41] in like 1999. Yeah, I played that one. Is that what you meant?

[00:06:51] What? Let's take this piece of shit place out. Do not pacify.

[00:07:05] I gotta make, I never made my bomb, guys.

[00:07:08] Such a fucking loser.

[00:07:15] More of the rings are one piece serious question.

[00:07:19] One piece.

[00:07:28] Yup.

[00:07:33] Hmm, I love uh...

[00:07:35] Pirate. Pirate. They drink rum?

[00:07:41] I guess not how they make rum. Sugar water.

[00:07:46] Permanent. Isn't that crazy? Who thought of that shit?

[00:07:58] Molasses? Dude, shut up. Not everyone is as fortunate as you to have

[00:08:05] the mall I've never even eaten molasses dude

[00:08:11] I'm not even sure it's real what do you even have like back in the day what did they use molasses

[00:08:17] we're obviously for making room okay have a good trip what is like what did they eat molasses with

[00:08:24] so what does it even taste like

[00:08:25] Sugar replacement.

[00:08:31] Sweet and better.

[00:08:41] Someone said dead.

[00:08:45] You know what to do, Forty-seven.

[00:09:06] Ground sugar is just sugar with molasses.

[00:09:09] How come people don't like...

[00:09:11] Like I'm like I've never been offered molasses and someone explained that shit to me bro

[00:09:31] So weird dare me to shoot this guy and lose my legendary gun I'm gonna do it

[00:09:41] I'm gonna have to come up with a better example than that.

[00:10:10] I'm making soda.

[00:10:17] Whoop.

[00:10:20] Whoop.

[00:10:23] Step back and let me deal with this.

[00:10:31] Leave the area in an orderly fashion, please.

[00:10:34] Okay, I hear you.

[00:10:36] Okay, man.

[00:10:38] You don't know that.

[00:10:50] He heard that.

[00:10:51] Now I gotta punch him in the face.

[00:10:54] I'm sorry, man.

[00:10:57] I'm so fucking sorry.

[00:11:02] Stupid fucking chef, bitch.

[00:11:07] Well...

[00:11:15] I don't think I should try shooting these, cause I might miss.

[00:11:17] I'm gonna do it though, fuck you guys.

[00:11:22] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

[00:11:24] dude my power you better go get that bro there's another door

[00:11:47] door?

[00:11:53] Uh oh.

[00:11:58] That was not a gun shot.

[00:12:03] Don't panic.

[00:12:05] Everything fine, everything fine. Do not panic.

[00:12:09] I have a bit of my mosquito on my lower lip, any tips to overcome my current tribulation.

[00:12:26] Scratch it until it comes off, I guess.

[00:12:33] Now we're 6 for 7 and Nushi Rusi and Broke Tennyson's haunt keep owning for 7.

[00:12:39] What's up?

[00:12:48] Fuck you, bitch.

[00:12:54] Slips into the bushes, never to be seen again.

[00:13:03] I don't know if that lady realizes, but it's nighttime

[00:13:14] Think we can hit her from the jet ski guys

[00:13:28] This is a

[00:13:30] This is a believer shot right here for the believers

[00:13:47] We call that shot every time

[00:13:51] That shot had like a 50% chance of working dude lucky Luciano, thanks for so it

[00:14:00] Hit him with the one liner?

[00:14:02] Hmm.

[00:14:03] Looks like your vacation turned into a staycation.

[00:14:12] You're staying because you're staying in the ground where I killed you.

[00:14:23] Oh yeah.

[00:14:25] Yep.

[00:14:27] Yep, just another, another day.

[00:14:32] Mm-hmm.

[00:14:38] You still sick? Yeah, I got a...

[00:14:42] I got a wicked soyaness infection, man.

[00:14:44] Wicked.

[00:14:46] Can you buy antibiotics for my Walgreens? Anyone know?

[00:14:54] No?

[00:14:57] It's fucking bullshit, man.

[00:15:07] You can in Mexico.

[00:15:09] Okay, well, I don't live in Mexico.

[00:15:17] Walgreens is for grandmas.

[00:15:20] Dude, there are so many like random, like...

[00:15:27] Just like the pharmacy's named after like a guy dude the like all people are always like yeah, I go down to I go down to

[00:15:37] Stepans

[00:15:41] Walgreens, yeah, I've been going to step in for 40 years

[00:15:47] I gotta call Walgreens the old person place all people already got their pharmacy

[00:15:56] And it ain't Walgreens.

[00:16:01] I got fucking shingles.

[00:16:02] I thought only old people got that.

[00:16:05] Yeah, fuck you.

[00:16:07] I bet you laughed at me when I had shingles.

[00:16:10] Yeah.

[00:16:11] That's karma, bitch.

[00:16:13] Little bitch.

[00:16:16] Uh, we're good.

[00:16:21] More voyage, 47.

[00:16:29] I've been going to Jen- Jenneken's Farming Army for 56 years, dude.

[00:16:35] They got the best prices. They don't have the best prices.

[00:16:38] Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. The syndicate is currently operating in the area.

[00:16:42] They do not.

[00:16:43] Find them and eliminate. But they are on high alert, so tread carefully while they were slip away.

[00:16:49] They aren't disappointed, 27. Good luck.

[00:16:55] I see you, mister. Wait, what?

[00:17:00] Money!

[00:17:04] Did you play the Hitman campaign before starting Freelancer?

[00:17:07] No. No.

[00:17:10] I mean, I probably played it briefly. I don't think I ever... Maybe I finished it. I don't fucking know.

[00:17:14] Or remember.

[00:17:17] Wait, he's moving.

[00:17:19] Oh, what?

[00:17:31] How come the lady's here, dude?

[00:17:33] I don't fucking care.

[00:17:37] Get a grip.

[00:17:39] Cool.

[00:17:41] Cool.

[00:17:51] Excuse me, where's the pipe?

[00:17:53] Excuse me, where's the pipe at?

[00:17:56] If I vault up, they're gonna see me.

[00:18:00] I can't vault up. What is the purpose of this ledge to do exactly what I'm doing?

[00:18:04] Are we gonna ride it all the way across?

[00:18:11] I just realized I got holes in the back of my gloves.

[00:18:17] What are those holes for?

[00:18:25] B says a chatter.

[00:18:31] B.

[00:18:41] They want no cap ink and the update on Scatman is whirling of an update on Scatman RPG.

[00:18:46] Uh, oh.

[00:18:47] Uh, I still have not downloaded it.

[00:18:54] It was nothing. It was nothing. It was nothing. Resume your position, sir.

[00:19:14] Oh

[00:19:40] I can't see

[00:19:44] Where's the button?

[00:19:51] That guy fell to his death.

[00:20:08] Sleep now. I must purchase guns from the gun store.

[00:20:14] You look like you're in need of some hardware.

[00:20:23] If you got the cash, I got the products.

[00:20:27] I appreciate it.

[00:20:30] How is that her voice?

[00:20:38] I'll be around if you need more.

[00:20:41] Oh god, I just scared myself.

[00:20:57] Pooke a little!

[00:21:02] Oh, you see me.

[00:21:07] Wait, what objective did I lose?

[00:21:11] Go away.

[00:21:12] Wait, that's enough.

[00:21:15] Right in here, in here, in here, in here.

[00:21:26] Wait, I got a poison in the guard.

[00:21:33] I need a good I need a good name for the jab

[00:22:03] Mu-ha-ha-ha! Mu-ha-ha-ha!

[00:22:11] Come.

[00:22:14] There's a guy all the way in the garden.

[00:22:19] Wait, I just killed you.

[00:22:23] That's the same model as the gun dealer.

[00:22:27] Did she come back?

[00:22:28] Am I hallucinating my guilt right now?

[00:22:33] Well, see you in hell Billy.

[00:22:49] Wait, someone noticed that.

[00:22:54] That's a freaking disaster.

[00:22:59] Wait, no one noticed me.

[00:23:13] I'm free!

[00:23:15] What the hell does that have?

[00:23:20] It smells so fresh around here.

[00:23:23] Thank you.

[00:23:24] Wait, why did he thank him for that?

[00:23:27] He's not the reason it smells so fresh.

[00:23:36] You like that 360?

[00:23:37] I was good to have a lot of air.

[00:23:49] I just wanted to reach zero dollars.

[00:23:54] Gotta bless!

[00:23:57] Wait, how come they didn't pop up if they saw that?

[00:24:04] Oh, I want to try something.

[00:24:17] I want to try something.

[00:24:28] Flash is doubly key.

[00:24:48] They are not intimidating, mother.

[00:24:57] Wait.

[00:25:01] Oh, the only thing to throw, dude. That's okay.

[00:25:17] Didn't we get a trinket gun?

[00:25:22] We did.

[00:25:23] We did.

[00:25:24] I need to remember it.

[00:25:25] Now, you can trink normal people and they can be found in a won't ruin Silent Assas.

[00:25:35] Did you know?

[00:25:36] I don't have a cyber.

[00:25:43] Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump

[00:25:47] Did you know

[00:25:51] Often times the fair has a dick

[00:25:54] Oh

[00:26:09] Maybe we should use one of our new

[00:26:18] Suits why did it take me so long to formulate

[00:26:21] I like that.

[00:26:25] Dementia,

[00:26:30] bum bum bum bum bum bum bum, brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

[00:26:36] Ooh, we can get an iPad just cool.

[00:26:40] Nevermind.

[00:26:45] this okay I need a bomb please install the mankini suit

[00:26:59] Chats that real chat?

[00:27:04] Wait.

[00:27:12] Chats that W or L?

[00:27:15] Chats should I pee in my pants or in the toilet?

[00:27:18] Hmm?

[00:27:20] Yoni makes for so?

[00:27:29] Bar-de-boop-boop-boop!

[00:27:31] This is my jam.

[00:27:36] Put your pants in the toilet and pee on them.

[00:27:38] You know, someone's done that, and it's been very sad for them, I bet.

[00:27:43] And then they call them toilet pee pants...

[00:27:46] for the rest of his life.

[00:27:48] Why can't I not drink my drink?

[00:28:04] Wait, hold on, let's check out their statistics.

[00:28:17] He's gonna be drinking and he's gonna be eating.

[00:28:27] Thoughts on Dementia?

[00:28:28] What were we talking about?

[00:28:31] Someone soiled their $1400 Gucci Lepper boxers and left them in the toilet at my job once.

[00:28:47] That's that's the difference between being poor and being rich dear well done 47. You're willing to leave those there

[00:28:52] Whereabouts of the syndicate leader?

[00:28:54] Don't ever forget that bro

[00:29:01] My bad I've provided you with new Intel

[00:29:04] Poor people don't have this. Oh, poor people don't have $1,400 Gucci leopard print boxers.

[00:29:15] Sure. Okay. Sure, buddy.

[00:29:19] Well, we got her vile.

[00:29:37] Maybe they airport because they bought the $1400 leopard print boxers.

[00:29:42] Ever seen a poor guy with like a really nice car dude?

[00:29:48] Certainly someone who could have purchased at least like 40 leopard print $1400 boxers

[00:30:02] Yeah, you're dead, okay

[00:30:07] I pissed my oh, hold on Bill neither of the Russian spy says I pissed my pants on the toilet once but I wasn't wearing them

[00:30:13] I sat down to pee and my day went over the bullets to locate the leader

[00:30:16] Yeah.

[00:30:17] However, their identity is unknown.

[00:30:20] Bald.

[00:30:21] So to assist you, I have some intel that might help you on your mission.

[00:30:26] However, they're on high alert.

[00:30:28] I can tell you have your ears.

[00:30:30] Be careful as to why they're...

[00:30:32] They... yeah, they do not.

[00:30:33] They're here.

[00:30:34] Well, we know this.

[00:30:36] They are here to attend a business meeting.

[00:30:38] As for their identity, we know that they have no hair.

[00:30:42] They are wearing a hat.

[00:30:44] wearing glasses and earrings. We also know that the target suffers from dehydration and

[00:30:51] they see themselves as a foodie. I'm sorry we don't have more. You know what to do,

[00:30:57] 47.

[00:30:58] What is the funniest word for paints? I think it's... britches, says somebody.

[00:31:02] Oh, we need britches.

[00:31:09] Yeah, they're done.

[00:31:16] There's a squizz of today clean Amidala vibe.

[00:31:22] Thank you.

[00:31:32] Thank you.

[00:31:36] Can I jump this?

[00:31:37] There's no god.

[00:31:41] Oh, shit, me bridges.

[00:31:43] I've got shitty bridges.

[00:31:49] Why am I sure me and 720p?

[00:31:53] Refreshed you.

[00:31:55] Come on, little pup.

[00:31:58] Oh, you know, I just I just thought I would stream in 720p today.

[00:32:02] Mix things up a little bit

[00:32:09] You know that's man

[00:32:17] No earring

[00:32:21] Here

[00:32:25] I'm starting to get mad

[00:32:32] Is this probably a war monger?

[00:32:38] Reading a book.

[00:32:39] Our target is merely a glutton.

[00:32:42] Pear.

[00:32:43] Pear.

[00:32:44] Pear.

[00:32:45] Pear.

[00:32:46] Pear.

[00:32:47] Oh, I'm so good, man, that's what we're asking.

[00:32:58] I see our target.

[00:33:16] Find anything on it that we can use again from if this thing goes south.

[00:33:21] Everything is running according to plan.

[00:33:23] Excellent.

[00:33:24] I'll be in touch.

[00:33:26] Okay.

[00:33:27] Talk to you later.

[00:33:28] Bye. I'll see you.

[00:33:32] Doom. Doom, doom, doom.

[00:33:36] You didn't hear that? There's no way you did not hear that.

[00:33:39] Hey! Don't walk away from me!

[00:33:51] Why is he still purple even though he's on?

[00:33:53] There we go.

[00:34:02] Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

[00:34:10] Any spare uniform in here?

[00:34:15] Yes turn the power back on Billy

[00:34:29] Okay I'm just pretending to look like I had the clenched

[00:34:38] It's not there for what I'm doing.

[00:34:42] Click.

[00:34:51] Welcome to your new home.

[00:34:53] What?

[00:34:55] I'm outside.

[00:35:00] Help!

[00:35:08] Oh shit, I don't remember which one it was.

[00:35:18] What if it's multiple?

[00:35:28] How many spare mice do you have?

[00:35:34] Done?

[00:35:36] Just plugged it in.

[00:35:42] Dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

[00:35:45] These are lookouts right here by the way.

[00:35:49] Dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

[00:35:53] I gotta kill one of them.

[00:36:03] Does this guy have an earring?

[00:36:05] I'm kind of second guessing myself right now. Yeah, you got one. Wait. Yeah, you got one.

[00:36:13] I don't know how you're missing that accounting of Bowman. It has a capacitive throat.

[00:36:24] Well, I almost lost, fellas.

[00:36:28] Classic.

[00:36:30] That's so classic, man.

[00:36:35] My cat was on my desk and I picked up its back legs and expressed its anal glands and

[00:36:42] squirted onto my desk.

[00:36:44] Can they do that?

[00:36:54] Is that legal?

[00:37:01] Wow.

[00:37:03] Wow.

[00:37:05] Wow.

[00:37:07] Wow.

[00:37:09] That dudes a liar, cats don't have

[00:37:11] expressible anal glands, only

[00:37:13] dogs do.

[00:37:15] Wow.

[00:37:17] Wow.

[00:37:19] That dudes a liar, cats don't have

[00:37:21] expressible anal glands, only dogs do.

[00:37:23] Wow.

[00:37:25] Wow.

[00:37:27] Wow.

[00:37:29] Hold on.

[00:37:40] What's happening?

[00:37:42] Why does it say there's a...

[00:37:50] Passage way here.

[00:37:57] Erm, actually...

[00:37:58] Erm...

[00:38:01] Cache... Cache don't have expressible anal glands.

[00:38:10] Nerd.

[00:38:14] Can I blend in as a bartender?

[00:38:17] Please.

[00:38:18] You're likely to recognize those things.

[00:38:21] This is bullshit.

[00:38:30] Come over here.

[00:38:32] It's really cool.

[00:38:35] Okay.

[00:38:39] Here's to it.

[00:38:42] I see you.

[00:38:48] I'm not like the CSI you know, so maybe it was just the wind or the goddamn chupacabra.

[00:38:57] Little does he know, it was the chupacabra.

[00:39:06] soon. His skin would be stolen to make a left like you.

[00:39:11] Who's there? Who made that sound?

[00:39:20] Aiyah!

[00:39:29] Take a sip, big man.

[00:39:31] Watches from the shadows.

[00:39:34] Yes, the second wine, of course.

[00:39:44] Excellent work, 47. The leader has been eliminated. You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.

[00:39:52] See you in hell.

[00:39:54] Have we got any more cards back? We need more contract.

[00:39:58] That's some ziki sauce?

[00:40:05] Maybe there.

[00:40:07] Need anything?

[00:40:08] Dark gun.

[00:40:09] That's nice.

[00:40:10] Dark gun!

[00:40:11] Come back any time.

[00:40:12] Hey man, you want to shake yourself?

[00:40:13] No.

[00:40:14] No.

[00:40:15] No.

[00:40:16] No.

[00:40:17] No.

[00:40:18] No.

[00:40:19] You want to shake yourself?

[00:40:29] What the hell's going on?

[00:40:30] I feel sick as a dog.

[00:40:40] You there.

[00:40:41] You need anything?

[00:40:42] I'll let you know.

[00:40:49] Hey, there's a seizure dude!

[00:41:10] That's so sad!

[00:41:12] Hey!

[00:41:14] Can I be here?

[00:41:18] to be here.

[00:41:25] Bam bam bam bam.

[00:41:34] Thanks money.

[00:41:39] I'm going to be here too.

[00:41:56] I gotta kill some men.

[00:42:04] Can we do this without being spotted?

[00:42:34] Thank you. Thank you. It's all the cocaine.

[00:43:04] Thank you!

[00:43:07] Hey, assassination, you little...

[00:43:21] No one warns you how long it's gonna take to blow 10k molten glass in OSRS.

[00:43:28] Not wrong, one, two.

[00:43:30] That's just something you do while you're doing the nails, by the way.

[00:43:33] That is an AFK activity.

[00:43:40] We're going to skip this AFK activity?

[00:43:45] Not true.

[00:43:46] A lot of it is not.

[00:43:47] I'm doing that while watching you.

[00:43:49] There you go.

[00:43:50] Boom.

[00:43:51] I wonder if we're going to get like an AFK activity.

[00:43:53] There you go. Boom.

[00:44:02] I wonder if we're gonna get like an epic reward.

[00:44:05] What was that Emo?

[00:44:10] I thought that was, uh...

[00:44:13] Because the Mandalorian movie came out? I thought that was like, uh...

[00:44:16] What's it called?

[00:44:18] Promotion they were doing for the movie or whatever?

[00:44:21] It's just a guy's Emo.

[00:44:24] Wham Wham

[00:44:27] Scam

[00:44:29] Scam

[00:44:33] Oh, yeah

[00:44:37] Where's our silent ass I want

[00:44:43] Well, let's do Colorado

[00:44:45] Wait, I don't have an epic cyberbomb, just a fucking loser, dude.

[00:45:00] Time to pull out the Jane Wea, which I'm pretty sure it's with an M, but what do I know?

[00:45:08] Isn't it an M in Diablo 2?

[00:45:11] Am I stupid?

[00:45:13] Jimmy, thanks for coming.

[00:45:19] Let's jumble like...

[00:45:20] Oooooooh!

[00:45:22] Dude, shut up!

[00:45:22] Obviously, I'm not talking about the Cajun meal.

[00:45:28] Which is vile, in my opinion, but...

[00:45:30] We're not talking about that.

[00:45:34] Dark guns!

[00:45:39] How?

[00:45:40] I've never had good Cajun food guys. It's not my fault. I'm the victor

[00:45:55] Wait do I have a lethal poison

[00:46:00] The rice is good what's not to like I think rice in a soup is never good

[00:46:07] Okay, maybe it is good, but I have not had a

[00:46:10] be good it's not a suit

[00:46:17] a stew or do whatever man it does the right is the rice not cooked in water

[00:46:23] than everything else cooked it yes or no

[00:46:27] it's not a water dish moron dude all I'm saying you guys are going to bat pretty hard for

[00:46:42] jambalaya man but jambalaya don't even know you dude you can tell I don't even know you

[00:46:51] maybe maybe maybe dial it down a little bit good

[00:46:59] You think I have gumbo? Oh, yeah, I am thinking of gumbo

[00:47:07] Whoopsie I gotta make a in a medic syringe

[00:47:15] Gumbo is even better

[00:47:16] And I told you guys I do I went to a long time ago

[00:47:20] I went to a mom-and-pop New Orleans style food restaurant

[00:47:27] Operate dude owned by the the guy with the thickest

[00:47:30] Norris accent dude. It was like a family operation bro. The most some of the most bland overspice bowl like

[00:47:38] Disgusting food I've ever put into my mouth dude. I couldn't finish

[00:47:44] And if he can't make it right then who can who can

[00:47:50] Bland over spice dude under spice whatever dude, okay?

[00:47:59] Shut up. No Italians make good Italian food. Come on. We don't generalize

[00:48:05] Dude

[00:48:12] You ever just see a guy and you're like yeah, that guy should probably make good gumbo. You know what I mean like

[00:48:20] like this dude owns a restaurant you should probably if there was ever a

[00:48:28] human who like is probably good at this it's probably this guy and he was not

[00:48:32] good at it we see you and think you'd be a good math teacher

[00:48:47] Terrible, Beth.

[00:48:49] Welcome to Colorado.

[00:48:51] Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.

[00:48:54] I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.

[00:48:57] However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.

[00:49:02] Good luck with your second one.

[00:49:09] Oh, come on, fuck on.

[00:49:11] Wee-wee-wee. Fix it, bitch.

[00:49:17] I

[00:49:47] What's the plan career detective

[00:50:05] this guy is a giga costume yes I'm standing right here sir please step out

[00:50:18] of my bubble did not ask bro

[00:50:22] I got a shit to do.

[00:50:29] Oh my god.

[00:50:32] Come in, we might have a situation. I'll check the perimeter. Over.

[00:50:38] You're just gonna wait there? Okay?

[00:50:41] Slightly annoyed with the toilet.

[00:50:43] But more than I'll keep the image. Okay.

[00:50:48] Hey, excuse me.

[00:50:50] Yes.

[00:50:52] fucking door

[00:50:57] need to have a cafe

[00:51:02] huh

[00:51:06] you there, you need anything?

[00:51:10] I might just have what you need

[00:51:14] I hope no one notices me, I feel like I really stick out here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:51:40] I want this guy's money before I left

[00:52:06] Do you need to check the limping guys, these guys?

[00:52:18] Where's the limping guy?

[00:52:19] Hey, a fire one.

[00:52:20] Oh no!

[00:52:21] Dude, no!

[00:52:22] Come on!

[00:52:23] Come on!

[00:52:24] of

[00:52:31] the

[00:52:33] two

[00:52:35] of

[00:52:41] I

[00:52:47] Mission I culinary related racial stereotypes

[00:52:52] And nothing it had nothing to do

[00:52:58] It's simply because he owned the restaurant you would assume the food would be good, right? He talked it up to you, bro. Oh

[00:53:05] Yeah, this is authentic

[00:53:08] Real cage of it. Okay, man

[00:53:11] If that's real Cajun food, it was fucking ass.

[00:53:21] I gotta start killing these guys.

[00:53:23] Do I have my Jumble Ia? Yeah.

[00:53:30] Do I have my bomb? No. Loser!

[00:53:41] of

[00:54:06] Miss clipboards for blending in.

[00:54:25] Sorry I needed him dead so I could get the save.

[00:54:36] It like picks up back up.

[00:54:52] I wanted to see how suspicious that was.

[00:54:56] I don't think it was that suspicious at all, but he

[00:55:01] I was looking for the guy who killed that guy.

[00:55:09] How am I supposed to cleanly kill these guys?

[00:55:16] Oh, I can make them poop themselves.

[00:55:23] It's Poupane time.

[00:55:29] Uh, he can save me.

[00:55:38] We're going for the long shot, boys.

[00:55:40] Never mind.

[00:55:41] I'm not going to shoot this in the middle of the courtyard.

[00:56:14] I

[00:56:37] Think that would kill guy I fell on him

[00:56:44] No way.

[00:57:10] Well.

[00:57:11] three

[00:57:27] let it read

[00:57:34] No trespassing beyond this point, sir.

[00:57:37] So sorry.

[00:57:38] Tango is standing down.

[00:57:39] Thank you, sir.

[00:57:40] Sorry.

[00:57:41] I'm sorry.

[00:57:42] I'm sorry.

[00:57:43] Dream it!

[00:57:44] Don't give in up Militia Guard!

[00:57:48] Oh, yeah.

[00:57:54] Oh, yeah.

[00:58:24] Hey, you! Who are you?

[00:58:27] No one? No one.com?

[00:58:47] Excellent, Ron, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.

[00:58:51] Got a skedaddle!

[00:58:58] There it is.

[00:59:15] I can't see this guy.

[00:59:21] The guy in the couch is the limping guy.

[00:59:26] Does he have plus two bonus to stealth or something?

[00:59:35] Oh, it's so nice that these guys are...

[00:59:38] making their own food.

[00:59:41] Look, dude, they're grilling. It's like a party every day in this place.

[00:59:45] Yippee!

[00:59:46] Molotov!

[00:59:47] Oh, I still got to get my mail in there, girl.

[01:00:10] What do you think this guy's rank is?

[01:00:22] The grillmeister?

[01:00:30] Level 1 ship?

[01:00:32] I think he's ironing that boys come on

[01:00:42] Okay, you can leave now, guys, okay, you can leave, you can leave now, you can leave now,

[01:01:09] now. Hmm.

[01:01:31] Hey, hey, hey!

[01:01:38] Think they were guarding that lady

[01:01:49] Kissing are we right shittin

[01:02:02] Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the same

[01:02:05] But turn to the safe house, collect yourself. I'll be in touch.

[01:02:10] Time to skedaddle!

[01:02:12] I'm not gonna let you go.

[01:02:32] We'll be demoganyed for so-

[01:02:39] Impressive work, 47.

[01:02:40] Whenever I play Colorado, I get water towers.

[01:02:45] What is water towers?

[01:02:50] What is that?

[01:02:55] Oh, you spawned a water tower? That one's not a bad spawn.

[01:02:57] is if you're a say so

[01:03:13] I will then don't know just play better dude

[01:03:19] Just fucking play better, dude

[01:03:24] Yeah, just win actually just win actually just win

[01:03:32] We're we're we're we're we're we're we're no combat

[01:03:41] It's really don't have a syringe a lethal syringe down

[01:03:44] 10 on no. Like 10,000? 10,000 points?

[01:04:00] 10. The return on that can't be good. It's 20. That is two times. I see. I begin to

[01:04:29] understand your gamut. I got to grab my lockpick.

[01:04:43] Spend all our homemade hot sauce to just melt it while I was smoking the pepper's garlic and onion.

[01:04:49] Sounds good.

[01:04:51] Where's the vinegar though?

[01:04:53] the most important part of any good hot sauce

[01:05:07] would have cleared the sciences, dude, I need

[01:05:12] bro

[01:05:13] some of you guys may remember when I played Dark and Darker that one time

[01:05:18] uh...

[01:05:20] And I went AFK to expel something from my sinuses.

[01:05:26] And it was like a, like a rubbery

[01:05:29] collection of snot that was like lodged in my sinus.

[01:05:34] And like I had to pull it out with my hands, dude.

[01:05:39] Best feeling, dude, it literally is the best feeling ever, guys.

[01:05:42] Kyle Busch just died from that he was coughing up blood I'm pretty sure you don't cough

[01:05:57] up blood when you have a size of pressure but I could be wrong about that I'm an RT

[01:06:09] That's legit my job to remove those

[01:06:12] Is it as satisfying doing it and not having it done to you?

[01:06:22] Pneumonia and sepsis

[01:06:29] Yeah, I don't have those I think

[01:06:39] I'm trying to eat now the food is so much better after hearing that, thank you.

[01:06:46] Dude, I'm gonna fuck about your food, bitch.

[01:06:50] Fuck your food.

[01:06:51] Oh, Zach, thank you.

[01:06:54] You have such a silly 25% chance of survival.

[01:07:05] Not me, I would survive every time.

[01:07:09] Cryptic Neutron, they've resettled for 94 months.

[01:07:31] That was a stupid.

[01:07:35] I'm pretty sure that cup walks outside.

[01:07:48] This guy's like, they don't know that I'm working for the syndicate standing in the corner at the party.

[01:07:54] If you speak to me, I will kill everyone in this country.

[01:08:05] No more jazz on it. I know

[01:08:19] Mother this schedule good day use them and not in the slides these very in the brain cupcakes, dude. No

[01:08:30] I don't trust a man who can't eat a rare steak

[01:08:35] What are you doing? It's in the bathroom. We don't kill anyone in this bathroom anymore by the way. Too risky.

[01:08:50] What's up, bro?

[01:09:07] Is there anywhere to pull you guys?

[01:09:10] No.

[01:09:12] Wait, we can trink this guy.

[01:09:18] and so I shall I can't move his body I know that

[01:09:35] the West got like the hallway music holy shit I don't have anything to throw

[01:09:39] Yeah, dude.

[01:09:44] It's a bomb.

[01:09:49] Yeah, nothing over here.

[01:10:00] Breathe up.

[01:10:04] Jesus, H Christ!

[01:10:07] help me oh which way are you going boss

[01:10:18] well well well I think you're able to shoot once

[01:10:23] I need to move now!

[01:10:26] Oh, gotta go!

[01:10:27] There!

[01:10:28] Me on the cruise!

[01:10:29] I will never move!

[01:10:31] That guy has a silenced gun!

[01:10:32] I think I'm gonna have to get out of here.

[01:10:34] Cool!

[01:10:36] What?

[01:10:37] Are you kidding me?

[01:10:38] See?

[01:10:39] I'm gonna have to get out of here!

[01:10:42] I'm gonna have to get out of here!

[01:10:44] I'm gonna have to get out of here!

[01:10:46] I'm gonna have to get out of here!

[01:10:48] I'm gonna have to get out of here!

[01:10:50] I gotta find some of the throw.

[01:10:57] Chubidoo, boo-doo, boo-doo-boo.

[01:11:00] Chubidoo, bop-ee, bop-oo-boo.

[01:11:05] You like jazz?

[01:11:12] Let's go get the crowbar.

[01:11:14] Also, like, the guy I'm trying to kill went downstairs.

[01:11:21] Well, we may as well grab the propane tank while we're over here.

[01:11:32] You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[01:11:39] movie is that from princess bride

[01:11:45] oh it's Batman Bermurr Batman

[01:12:09] come check it out I know where to put this guy

[01:12:24] hey propane double propane

[01:12:29] Yippee!

[01:12:35] Yes, enjoy your final seat, Sheriff.

[01:12:45] Yes, relax. Let the worries of the day fade away.

[01:12:59] These dozen off, bro.

[01:13:11] This guy's fent folding.

[01:13:17] BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM.

[01:13:21] Gibby, dibby.

[01:13:22] Are you coming down here?

[01:13:24] Nope.

[01:13:25] Are you coming down here?

[01:13:28] of hell. Uh-huh. Yup. So this guy, the guy comes from above, so we're gonna do. Okay,

[01:13:50] room. There ain't no way. Dude, there's multiple people coming downstairs.

[01:14:20] I know we think there's something off about them and honestly we have to make friends with them. Look at all this

[01:14:27] Well two minutes ago you were convinced they were serial killers

[01:14:30] But now after seeing a basement full of wine. They're your new best friend. Huh?

[01:14:35] Hey you guys you ruined my murder

[01:14:46] You ruined my murder

[01:14:50] Why is this guy still in the fucking bathroom, dude? They left, bro!

[01:15:05] To the do-wop!

[01:15:07] Do-wop!

[01:15:10] Excuse me, ma'am.

[01:15:13] Alright, it's fucking go time.

[01:15:20] There's something sticking out of your back there, buddy.

[01:15:26] There's something sticking out of your back.

[01:15:44] I'm so sad.

[01:15:57] Yes.

[01:15:59] Investigate.

[01:16:04] Yes.

[01:16:09] That was exciting. I got big nothing here.

[01:16:12] Yes.

[01:16:15] I clue it's throwing stuff around here. Come on!

[01:16:18] Walk over there.

[01:16:22] Why am I doing this? Can we have security to deal with situations like this?

[01:16:34] Excellent work, Mr. Captain. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.

[01:16:42] You're the one.

[01:16:51] Huh?

[01:17:00] Okay, now come on, who's doing that?

[01:17:02] Hmm.

[01:17:04] It's me, though. Troll face.

[01:17:06] Hehehehehehehe!

[01:17:12] I'm going to get out of here.

[01:17:19] Hello?

[01:17:22] Sleep.

[01:17:23] Sleep.

[01:17:24] Syndicate member eliminated.

[01:17:25] Well done, 47.

[01:17:26] Sleep. Sleep.

[01:17:35] Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.

[01:17:53] Let's get you upstairs, buddy.

[01:18:00] Somewhere else, rather.

[01:18:06] Someone told me you voice acted on this game?

[01:18:23] Why do these sounds so different? The Bat Shuriken?

[01:18:27] I'm bad man

[01:18:31] Yeah, that was my 47 line right there by the way

[01:18:36] Let's get the Bat Shuriken dude

[01:18:41] Swag

[01:18:48] Wait I need a propane tank

[01:18:53] First of those last guys at the little guard checkpoint.

[01:19:08] I voice the guy at one level who goes, hey mister.

[01:19:10] I'm talking about a... hey mister?

[01:19:14] So we left a party.

[01:19:16] Classic human life.

[01:19:19] So it's possible.

[01:19:21] Hey mister.

[01:19:24] I had a video.

[01:19:27] He's got the fast-mo if I had a hide.

[01:19:29] Hey mister.

[01:19:33] Classic.

[01:19:40] stupid fucking cop. I hate you. All right. This has to be good. I might blow up the car

[01:20:02] Dude

[01:20:11] All right, where you standing what the hell

[01:20:21] That is close enough

[01:20:26] Do you do do do do do do?

[01:20:28] I don't really have a shot though.

[01:20:53] Okay, we can make them poop themselves, though.

[01:21:00] I do not have a shot.

[01:21:04] Let's just put it right there.

[01:21:18] I

[01:21:31] Will surely be a blow to the syndicate lucky you should get back in the safe house or contact you later

[01:21:37] Guess I like my new swag suit.

[01:21:58] Made it?

[01:21:59] That guy is mad more like.

[01:22:06] It's not just any explosion, it is a mysterious propane tank explosion.

[01:22:24] Everyone knows that in the Hitman universe, every propane tank has an inordinately high

[01:22:30] I chance to explode randomly

[01:22:36] Everyone's everyone's got to live with that shit dude, and it's terrible. It's fucking terrible

[01:22:42] Bad shuriken

[01:22:46] We got a lot of shit

[01:22:54] Okay, thanks, can I go jerk off now

[01:22:56] I'm not going to be giving you permission to jerk off.

[01:23:01] You are anyone else.

[01:23:06] Do not ask me such questions.

[01:23:09] Okay, we do not want a Morocco showdown.

[01:23:13] Mmm, it could be okay, actually.

[01:23:16] Yeah, it'll be fine.

[01:23:19] It'll be fine.

[01:23:22] What lots of rooftops and my one

[01:23:35] Man, man, man, you know, I'm carrying too many things

[01:23:49] Goodbye

[01:23:52] permission to gloop the glids granted I don't know what that means though you

[01:24:05] attach a bomb to the propane tank and exploded actually don't know we got a

[01:24:12] legendary gun

[01:24:22] me when i work my gliss

[01:24:42] in most of all

[01:24:51] is that hard

[01:24:55] you think we can propaintank this door open

[01:25:12] That's so not swag, dude

[01:25:22] You shoot the window now, it's like bulldozer

[01:25:33] We have a situation and I need you to stay calm just

[01:25:39] You stay calm I might have something to sell

[01:25:42] All right, man.

[01:25:46] Take a nap.

[01:25:56] How do I look?

[01:26:02] The club boom 12 inch vinyl sample.

[01:26:06] You can kill people with vinyl, dude.

[01:26:11] I won't.

[01:26:18] Let's go get a job interview, dude.

[01:26:31] It's me, Kim.

[01:26:32] Doesn't sound promising. We'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Let me know when he comes out. We'll do. Thanks

[01:26:39] Oh, there you are feeling better. I hope should I let HR know you're ready for the final interview?

[01:26:45] Yes, I feel like a new man. I'm ready. Wonderful. Follow me, please. It's right down here

[01:26:52] I'm RP walking right now, dude.

[01:27:16] These guys don't know me.

[01:27:46] It's important to point out that there are no right or wrong answers here.

[01:27:49] It's just to give us a better impression of who you are on a psychological level.

[01:27:54] Does that make sense?

[01:27:55] Yes, I'm ready.

[01:27:56] Alright, Mr. Thomas, let's proceed then.

[01:27:59] If you will, please pick the card that most conjures up the word...

[01:28:04] Opportunity.

[01:28:09] Okay.

[01:28:09] Oh, very good.

[01:28:12] This is an interesting one.

[01:28:13] What do you see here?

[01:28:15] Take in the whole image, please and in as much detail as possible.

[01:28:20] Tell me what this reminds you of wealth.

[01:28:23] Can you elaborate on that?

[01:28:25] I see a big pile of money earned performing questionable actions.

[01:28:31] And how do you feel about that?

[01:28:33] Bending the rules of the game.

[01:28:34] It's what I do.

[01:28:35] Very good, Mr. Thomas.

[01:28:37] Very interesting observation, Mr. Thomas.

[01:28:41] Not what we expected, but that's perfectly fine.

[01:28:44] Let's take the next one, shall we?

[01:28:46] Pick any of the remaining cards that make you think of execution, please.

[01:28:53] I'll pick this one.

[01:28:55] Good choice.

[01:28:56] Tell me, what is the first thing you see here?

[01:28:59] Just the very first thing that comes to mind.

[01:29:01] I see a figure in a large coat,

[01:29:04] perspective skewed as if I'm looking at him from the ground.

[01:29:09] He's got something in his hands.

[01:29:11] I, uh, go on.

[01:29:13] Go on.

[01:29:13] He's on.

[01:29:14] Dual fire arms.

[01:29:16] Large caliber pistols.

[01:29:17] I see.

[01:29:18] What else do you see?

[01:29:20] He's just finished a job.

[01:29:21] Perfectly executed.

[01:29:23] And who is this man?

[01:29:25] It's me.

[01:29:26] Very, very interesting, Mr. Thomas.

[01:29:29] Well, that's a very creative interpretation, Mr. Thomas.

[01:29:33] I think we've just got time for the last cart.

[01:29:36] Please proceed.

[01:29:38] This last cart should hopefully make

[01:29:39] you think of prosperity.

[01:29:43] This one.

[01:29:46] Alright. Now look at it closely. Take a few moments. Then tell me, do you see an animal or an object?

[01:29:54] Animal.

[01:29:55] I see. What kind of animal?

[01:29:57] A bird. An eagle, perhaps.

[01:30:00] An eagle? Very interesting. A forceful animal. Anything else?

[01:30:05] It's feeding on something.

[01:30:08] Feeding? On what?

[01:30:10] The scene is reflected in a pool of blood flowing from the body.

[01:30:17] It's a vulture feeding on someone else's kill.

[01:30:20] That's very graphic, Mr. Thomas.

[01:30:23] Yes.

[01:30:24] Brutal, even.

[01:30:25] Right.

[01:30:26] Well, that was certainly unexpected.

[01:30:30] I think the results are pretty clear, Mr. Thomas.

[01:30:33] We don't have the perfect match for the investment banker position.

[01:30:37] However, you're just the man we need for our accounting department.

[01:30:41] I have to agree with Kevin here.

[01:30:43] We need someone a little more cutthroat for the top tier here.

[01:30:46] Thank you. When do I start?

[01:30:47] Well, aren't you an ear beaver?

[01:30:50] Well, we expect you to come in tomorrow at 8.

[01:30:52] Welcome on board, Mr. Thomas.

[01:30:54] Hello?

[01:31:01] Help!

[01:31:07] Anyone?

[01:31:12] No one fires me before I get a job.

[01:31:19] It fires me before I get a job.

[01:31:42] It's kind of weird that I'm allowed to be here, but it kind of makes sense.

[01:31:49] Oh, really?

[01:32:05] You're an employee now?

[01:32:06] You're allowed?

[01:32:07] Yeah, but when I left the room, it was shortly after an explosion.

[01:32:43] Yes.

[01:32:50] Ho ho ho.

[01:32:56] No.

[01:32:59] No.

[01:33:02] Computer?

[01:33:03] I need you to kick your head down and if you want to hide, I'm a computer.

[01:33:11] Wait, I don't need to go here Wait, dude, there's like a...

[01:33:41] I dumb

[01:33:44] Yeah

[01:33:52] Excuse me fellas

[01:34:11] I need help here!

[01:34:13] What's going on here?

[01:34:15] What happened?

[01:34:17] I thought it was over there.

[01:34:19] I will be back.

[01:34:21] What?

[01:34:23] What?

[01:34:25] Hey!

[01:34:27] Come out and we'll talk.

[01:34:29] I feel like I've killed this lady every time I've been on this map.

[01:34:31] I'm getting you, many.

[01:34:33] Besides, I think one of them...

[01:34:35] Burn, burn, burn.

[01:34:37] Hey there! God!

[01:34:39] God yeah

[01:34:55] What's up guys, I'm so sorry

[01:34:58] Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate

[01:35:11] I gotta rob these guys old style

[01:35:25] now there's nothing in this room

[01:35:34] Not as bad as that time the Queens remember that oh the six thousand semi incinerated files. We my camera like really close

[01:35:43] Reminded shit. I'm just saying maybe this isn't so terrible after all there are always worse case. I think my camera's fucked up

[01:35:57] It's just stupid up but that can't stay do not turn on the AC

[01:36:02] see might be a little warm in here but those exhaust fumes are just horrible I know I know

[01:36:10] hey you yeah sorry you dropped something sorry that's my lethal poison jar

[01:36:19] yeah I gave him the tour and everything

[01:36:27] how do I interact with this oh

[01:36:32] I'm gonna turn on the...

[01:36:53] Rest in peace.

[01:37:02] Okay, when does this shit go away though?

[01:37:11] Yay, now go in?

[01:37:21] No, not yet.

[01:37:25] Does this kind of an accident?

[01:37:30] Maybe. Mayhaps.

[01:37:35] Where's the fucking deposit key, bro?

[01:37:50] I gotta rob it. Let's rob it.

[01:38:00] I

[01:38:20] Didn't have as much if you don't if you get caught

[01:38:28] I'd

[01:38:30] Oh no! I left my brothers in the rooms!

[01:38:40] They've all been poisoned by a lethal poison flower charm.

[01:38:44] I'd recognize this calling card anywhere.

[01:38:50] It's the lethal poisoner, dude!

[01:38:53] Help me! You gotta help me!

[01:38:56] Wait, where the fuck is my suitcase?

[01:39:00] Oh, no.

[01:39:07] How come I'm trespassing, I work here, bro?

[01:39:26] Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Hmm.

[01:39:42] Idea?

[01:39:43] all right we gotta get one more money one more money thing you know that there

[01:40:06] was a woman in 1650 that was poison ever set poison over 600 men that were

[01:40:10] They're abusing their wives.

[01:40:13] Dude, slay.

[01:40:24] Literally slay.

[01:40:37] Excuse me, Mr. Bank, man.

[01:40:42] Dude, that guy's all the way up there, bro.

[01:40:45] We should've killed him when we were doing our job interview.

[01:40:53] And...

[01:40:56] Dark?

[01:41:04] Money!

[01:41:07] Oh, he's in the fucking CEO office.

[01:41:19] And so am I.

[01:41:20] You know, we could have saved this guy for last and then exited out to the CEO door,

[01:41:25] but I'm a fucking moron, so.

[01:41:30] Hello.

[01:41:31] Isn't this guy leave?

[01:41:40] Where's my poop dart?

[01:41:46] Why he leaving?

[01:41:49] Rookie mistake.

[01:41:54] Yes, read your book, fool.

[01:42:03] Read your book.

[01:42:06] Excellent work, 47.

[01:42:15] You've spread fear through the circuit.

[01:42:19] Dude, that's the CEO!

[01:42:23] Thank you for your service!

[01:42:38] That's my boss.

[01:42:39] Yeah, I don't think I'm going to show up to day one though.

[01:42:47] No one has noticed the guy unconscious, that was the courier by the way.

[01:43:01] Thank you for your service, Miss CEO.

[01:43:06] Wait, we can friggin' chandelier this guy.

[01:43:13] I bet he thinks that.

[01:43:21] Break and...

[01:43:27] Sleep, friend.

[01:43:43] Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.

[01:43:47] You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.

[01:43:51] Damn, that was right on, dude. Holy shit.

[01:44:03] Is he okay? No, he's dead.

[01:44:09] I killed him.

[01:44:12] World's Moji, thanks for sub-

[01:44:14] He's fucking dead, dude.

[01:44:16] Better take a break soon or you ain't beating the diaper at the diaper allegations

[01:44:27] Dude, but I'm afraid if I stand up and go pee and get some coffee when I come back

[01:44:31] I won't be as locked in as I am right

[01:44:33] Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done

[01:44:39] Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment

[01:44:41] Well done 47. We now know the current whereabouts of the Syndicate Eater.

[01:44:51] Why am I still picking that one?

[01:44:55] I've provided you with new intel.

[01:45:11] mmmm, we're gonna do this one. I like that one.

[01:45:24] I got a ranch, I got the stupid freaking silence gun, I got the shotgun of hell, but I'm never gonna use.

[01:45:32] Goodbye ranch.

[01:45:34] Eep. This?

[01:45:37] We do not have a syringe, don't need one.

[01:45:41] SMG.

[01:45:45] Aaaaaaaaaaah!

[01:45:48] He go bite the chute.

[01:45:53] The Back Shuriken is only ONE?

[01:45:55] Not bad.

[01:45:59] 21.

[01:46:02] I am gonna go P though.

[01:46:04] That Chutter had a great idea.

[01:46:11] They need to work.

[01:46:15] Affirmative.

[01:46:18] Do I sit when I pee?

[01:46:21] Yeah.

[01:46:22] I don't want to offend Jesus.

[01:46:27] Here be.

[01:46:41] How does this thing kill me?

[01:47:05] These are the people I killed for their swimsuits.

[01:47:14] Me killing myself.

[01:47:16] Me and my mom, love her.

[01:47:19] Me with my new hat, you see how it gets scrunched up to form to my head, that's a space hat.

[01:47:25] Half woman, half bar top.

[01:47:28] Dead woman I took a picture with.

[01:47:31] People had killed him in the lodge and got away with it by manipulating them to run upstairs and killing them in the storage closet.

[01:47:38] This is my singular employee on my moon base. He sleeps in the middle of it on a sleeping bag.

[01:47:45] There's a lady I set on fire. That's Captain Dickorectus.

[01:47:53] He's got a Dicorectus in his new wife.

[01:47:57] He's got a Dicorectus with a plunger up his ass.

[01:48:00] Puzzle?

[01:48:01] This guy pulled up in his Lamborghini, slapped some cuffs on me, skipped back to his car

[01:48:26] and drove off.

[01:48:27] Oh my god!

[01:48:28] Why is she going flying?

[01:48:29] You have so much to show me that shit.

[01:48:30] I was too busy to have it, dude.

[01:48:55] this very morn, I found it with his nose buried in my nuts.

[01:49:02] Um, you can say it's just one of these.

[01:49:15] Man.

[01:49:16] Fuck.

[01:49:19] Fuck!

[01:49:21] Look at how this is broken.

[01:49:25] God!

[01:49:28] No!

[01:49:36] No!

[01:49:46] How come this guy is such a low AC?

[01:50:01] Oh, he's going for Gale.

[01:50:03] He's going for Gale, boys.

[01:50:06] No!

[01:50:07] No!

[01:50:08] Gale!

[01:50:09] NOOOOO! NO KAYL!

[01:50:39] Is there a way to quickly restore my stamina or just have to wait?

[01:50:49] Or am I just a fucking loser, dude?

[01:50:53] Potions?

[01:50:55] Sleeping bag?

[01:51:00] Kill yourself?

[01:51:05] ...

[01:51:11] ...

[01:51:16] ...

[01:51:21] ...

[01:51:26] ...

[01:51:34] Mother's questions can be answered in a month.

[01:51:38] I don't know if I can answer this question this time.

[01:52:04] Had with your spirit nothing

[01:52:07] He had some been at one HP no cap

[01:52:10] With a giant two-hand weapon right after that bro no cap. I mean he probably got healed after but like

[01:52:20] You ready to go man, hold on I'm a role-playing other guy

[01:52:26] Role-playing I

[01:52:28] I think moon's bringing me a amulet chest, leg and bow, right?

[01:52:37] Yeah, it's bringing me weapon shield and chest.

[01:52:42] I'm trying to buy gloves, boots and helmet, but there's none.

[01:52:45] Jesus Christ.

[01:52:47] There's this guy roleplaying us right now.

[01:52:49] Uh, he's, he's, uh, he's in that dark side of our...

[01:52:53] Is he just showing his body right now?

[01:52:55] Oh, he's buying other people's body.

[01:52:58] He just bought a man for three barks and a squeal for 350 gold.

[01:53:04] Chatter was right. I am a fucking hater.

[01:53:07] Ooh, yeah, and I'm gonna fry my own cum. Ooh, and then I'm gonna eat it.

[01:53:55] Oh my god!

[01:54:01] You killed 234 zombies.

[01:54:04] I knock them off.

[01:54:06] Brother, I will fight on in your honor.

[01:54:09] Wash this.

[01:54:11] Unsheathed Katana.

[01:54:13] Chills for not coming back.

[01:54:26] dadnak

[01:54:27] hahahaha

[01:54:31] hahahaha

[01:54:45] Mark- hahaha

[01:54:49] ahahaha

[01:54:50] Oh, yeah!

[01:54:57] Oh, yeah!

[01:55:02] Oh!

[01:55:08] He's still sticking to the never-summing for bosses rule?

[01:55:16] Yeah unless I'm making a twi-

[01:55:22] Mr. Diffie President!

[01:55:24] BEEFUCK MY BUBBLE!

[01:55:46] If we're gonna leverage the amount of assistance that was lended my frost Nova was an eight second route

[01:55:54] And I rooted five mobs five mobs, dude. Okay, so taunting one mob is good. That's helpful

[01:56:02] Okay, but by rooting five mobs. I removed them from the fight for five seconds, dude

[01:56:09] Just he needs probably

[01:56:16] the doorway. You can't see it. It's hard to see with this camera, but we're actually at the doorway.

[01:56:46] Alright, I'm going to need you to say it's raining.

[01:56:58] Are you like, placed through a years later?

[01:57:02] I wonder where that it's raining line is.

[01:57:04] I've not heard that one yet.

[01:57:08] Oh.

[01:57:09] Now snip her boots.

[01:57:37] And then she accidentally talks in English, and we die.

[01:57:44] See, love can bloom on the battlefield, guys.

[01:58:14] Oh man, I can't switch into a ladies clothes, guys, because this game is not progressive.

[01:58:42] Agent 47. That woman was not the target, nor was the previous five. But I trust your judgment. Carry on.

[01:58:49] I'll take care of it, mate.

[02:02:42] Holy moly.

[02:02:49] Sorry.

[02:02:54] Great it.

[02:03:04] Great it you got to move the the sketch back a couple hours or forward several hours

[02:03:18] Super Gingler and Michelle Hemora in FX6 for 7.

[02:03:36] Eat more fiber?

[02:03:37] Dude, I eat tons of fiber, man.

[02:03:39] Welcome to Marrakesh.

[02:03:41] Good work, 47.

[02:03:42] We finally tracked down the syndicate leaders' whereabouts.

[02:03:45] However, we do not know the exact identity of the target, so you'll have to do some recon.

[02:03:51] But be careful, they're on high alert, we don't want them to slip away.

[02:03:55] To help you, we have the following information.

[02:03:58] They are here for an exchange.

[02:04:01] As for the description, we know that they have blonde hair, they are sporting a tattoo,

[02:04:06] they are wearing a hat, and glasses.

[02:04:08] We also know that the target suffers from dehydration, but worst of all, they are paranoid.

[02:04:15] Just these traits to your advantage. Be careful 47. And most of all, good luck.

[02:04:21] Oh my god. Okay, I was like, where the fuck is my briefcase? It's there.

[02:04:35] Was I in depth? Wait. Wait what? What's in my hands?

[02:04:45] What is he thinking? He's extradited.

[02:04:49] Am I dumb?

[02:04:53] Anyway, in case of the police, all we have to do is wander through the underground garage and take emergency tunnel B

[02:05:01] to a shop down town where they'll remain until escort arrives. Any questions?

[02:05:05] God, can you fuck off?

[02:05:09] Thank you, Lassie. And stay safe out there, okay?

[02:05:15] You're about to get the poop dog

[02:05:29] You know, I didn't realize there was another staircase

[02:05:45] Let's go to the Consulate.

[02:05:47] Yippee!

[02:05:49] Well, let's check this person.

[02:05:57] How'd that sniper rifle fit in this briefcase anyway?

[02:06:15] Why do all those people hate the sweet talk?

[02:06:18] So, I'll give you some.

[02:06:21] Hello, you look proper.

[02:06:22] Thanks.

[02:06:26] Do you have glasses, mister?

[02:06:28] Uh, pick a beautiful lamp.

[02:06:30] It's nice for you.

[02:06:32] That's good to know, thanks.

[02:06:34] Goodbye.

[02:06:36] Look out to my right.

[02:06:38] Name every vegetable you've eaten this week.

[02:06:49] Hmm, onion?

[02:06:52] Lettuce?

[02:06:54] Broccoli?

[02:06:59] I like broccoli. A lot of people don't like broccoli. I like broccoli.

[02:07:15] I'm just like 40 like that, I guess.

[02:07:17] How did you even build up the speed?

[02:07:24] Anyone else like Rockland now that's what I thought.

[02:07:33] I do like Hulliflow.

[02:07:44] I do like cauliflower

[02:07:53] When are you going buddy?

[02:08:02] Oh, you're going into the murder lane very nice he's drinking the water does

[02:08:14] Well, well, well.

[02:08:26] Turns chair slowly.

[02:08:39] plugs a mouse. Enables invulnerability. Wireless mouse. Wireless masses are awesome. I used

[02:09:01] to be a hater, too, man.

[02:09:16] Okay, do something nervous.

[02:09:24] Okay, now act nervous.

[02:09:29] We gotta be nervous.

[02:09:36] 220ms, go over, use the wireless mask.

[02:09:39] I think we agreed that I was 170.

[02:09:46] Oh, he's nervous.

[02:09:59] Yeah

[02:10:23] It's him

[02:10:25] Whoa.

[02:10:27] We should wait for the meeting, though.

[02:10:31] Too many accents.

[02:10:51] You're not real.

[02:10:53] You're not real.

[02:11:02] Would I visit Morocco?

[02:11:05] Man.

[02:11:07] I want to go somewhere cool, like Korea.

[02:11:11] That would be awesome.

[02:11:15] Where's the camera doing these scenarios?

[02:11:17] It identifies the tells.

[02:11:21] You see?

[02:11:23] I can't go in there. I'm a loser.

[02:11:27] I

[02:11:41] Say mr. Squidward

[02:11:51] Okay, I'm gonna use you

[02:11:57] Oh

[02:11:59] Oh

[02:12:18] So I'm eating

[02:12:23] Oh

[02:12:24] Hey, it doesn't make you look tough. Oh, he's stupid

[02:12:29] It's not good.

[02:12:36] Wait, hold on.

[02:12:49] I don't need a security guard to feel safe, and I can deal with my own problems, big boy.

[02:12:59] Dude, he found my body. Don't freak out, dude. He just passed out. Ignore the giant.

[02:13:04] You need to hurry. The target is trying to escape.

[02:13:10] You! Are you... wait a second!

[02:13:19] of

[02:13:44] What he said, you need to act fast, your target is almost gone.

[02:14:01] Be sure to enter the safe house.

[02:14:04] How unfortunate.

[02:14:05] My brother appears that you ran out of luck.

[02:14:11] Ahhhh!

[02:14:20] Oh, I need to shoot it all. I wanted to...

[02:14:23] get a better angle.

[02:14:26] Fuuuuck, dude. What did we lose?

[02:14:30] I think we just lost our sniper.

[02:14:34] We should have just killed the guy!

[02:14:41] I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready. Oh

[02:14:47] We lost the SMG. That's okay

[02:14:52] Well now we know

[02:14:58] If the target if one of the suspects sees a trained person they leave boy did not fucking know that man

[02:15:08] I'm a fucking loser

[02:15:11] What a freaking L moment dude.

[02:15:25] Holy moly.

[02:15:32] You should get back to the safe house.

[02:15:33] I'll contact you later.

[02:15:37] Down assassin suit only for target Italy.

[02:15:42] Yeah.

[02:15:50] I'm thinking yeah.

[02:15:55] Big Yagami moment in parentheses new thing

[02:15:57] I'm trying to get going lol.

[02:16:01] Yeah that was very Yagami.

[02:16:04] True.

[02:16:07] What a friggin dope dude.

[02:16:22] I can't believe that guy stopped me.

[02:16:23] I was in his.

[02:16:24] I hadn't done anything.

[02:16:36] What is Yagami backwards?

[02:16:40] I'm a gay.

[02:16:42] Wait.

[02:16:44] Now read it backwards, Yagami.

[02:16:59] Hmm.

[02:17:01] Hmm.

[02:17:03] Hmm.

[02:17:05] Hmm.

[02:17:07] Now we do it backwards one more time.

[02:17:11] I'm a gay.

[02:17:13] Wait.

[02:17:15] Wait.

[02:17:17] Hold on.

[02:17:19] Henry Anakin?

[02:17:21] Thanks for...

[02:17:23] Oh, the front door.

[02:17:25] Oh, the front door.

[02:17:27] I told you guys I shouldn't have gone AFK, man.

[02:17:40] I was locked in.

[02:17:43] I was freaking locked in, dude.

[02:17:48] You can tell you take a piss for 20 minutes, I pooped.

[02:17:59] Number two.

[02:18:09] Get more fiber.

[02:18:10] I come to a shedder's think that having more fiber means you never go poop.

[02:18:17] Have you guys not pooped in years or something?

[02:18:28] Why?

[02:18:29] Hmm.

[02:18:30] Well, if we get this we're going to make a lot of money.

[02:18:44] Please be normal, Italy.

[02:18:55] It is.

[02:19:03] Yes. I know precisely what to do.

[02:19:07] You see his head?

[02:19:10] That was weird.

[02:19:14] Don't come in here. Why? Oh, they're... they're moving together. That's okay.

[02:19:23] Yes, it was nothing.

[02:19:25] Hmm.

[02:19:26] What?

[02:19:27] Command, we might have a situation. I'll check the perimeter. Over.

[02:19:37] Dude, can you imagine the guy from Upstairs came down?

[02:19:44] Well, time to choke you out, buddy.

[02:19:47] If anyone's there, identify yourself.

[02:19:55] Excellent work, 47.

[02:19:57] spread fear within the syndicate oh come on big man

[02:20:12] get back to the safe house I'll be in touch can I have a redo guys guys can

[02:20:26] Can I have a redo? Can I have a redo? Please?

[02:20:30] Okay.

[02:20:31] Dude!

[02:20:32] Whoa.

[02:20:33] But this isn't normal at all.

[02:20:38] Little Italy!

[02:20:43] Little Italy.

[02:20:50] Little Italy.

[02:20:53] Little Italy.

[02:20:56] Well, maybe we should...

[02:20:58] Mmm, hold on.

[02:21:01] Gotta fucking walk all the way to the goddamn exit, man.

[02:21:06] Wait, let's hit the site.

[02:21:12] Do you not have the key to your own apartment complex you stupid fuck

[02:21:33] Yeah

[02:21:35] What's up?

[02:21:44] Not real Yagami of you?

[02:21:46] Yeah.

[02:21:47] Hi, hi, hi.

[02:21:50] Confirmation win.

[02:21:54] Are you sure you want to switch costumes?

[02:21:56] You're currently playing the one game mode where you can't do that.

[02:22:01] Alright guys, enough talk.

[02:22:14] We opened the door.

[02:22:21] I got all day, bitch.

[02:22:22] I already lost everything.

[02:22:26] Over there!

[02:22:29] Draw.

[02:22:56] I need it!

[02:23:03] There was some kind of explosion!

[02:23:05] It's not taken down now!

[02:23:12] The location and it looks clear.

[02:23:16] Relax, relax. Take a deep breath and tell me what happened.

[02:23:21] Excuse me guys.

[02:23:23] I gotta go.

[02:23:27] Excuse me, excuse me.

[02:23:29] Jesus!

[02:23:29] Hehehe!

[02:23:52] She too in the ass?

[02:23:54] Creating another asshole?

[02:23:56] I'm rolling the sleeves up, dude.

[02:24:09] Yep.

[02:24:10] That's how you know it mean, Bidness.

[02:24:23] What should I bet this time? Dude, I don't even know what I'm doing yet.

[02:24:30] Bad luck, 47. Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding. But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready.

[02:24:42] I'm ready. Smile. New York?

[02:24:46] It's New York.

[02:24:52] Here's the last song.

[02:24:56] J-Lo.

[02:24:59] Bam bam bam bam bam bam.

[02:25:06] Suit only.

[02:25:08] Can do, Hoss.

[02:25:16] Alicia Keys?

[02:25:21] Uh, no. J.Lo. Did I stutter? I might have stuttered briefly there.

[02:25:32] How come I was the last one to stop it? J.Lo from the block.

[02:25:38] Fakes money acquired.

[02:25:41] What if we did it again, though?

[02:25:57] Fonk music begins to play.

[02:25:59] Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.

[02:26:01] Yup.

[02:26:03] Did a rug bull boys?

[02:26:14] That's not funk as I get shitty you mo song I called funk to like spare your feelings

[02:26:22] Maybe accept the compliment

[02:26:24] Boom!

[02:26:31] You redeemed an emote?

[02:26:35] Which one?

[02:26:45] Which one?

[02:26:50] Let's see here.

[02:27:07] It is a black rectangle.

[02:27:10] Actually probably a translucent rectangle.

[02:27:15] Hmm.

[02:27:18] Are you sure you want to spend your points on this?

[02:27:20] I feel like we could add this.

[02:27:29] And you could choose a different one.

[02:27:41] I feel like you're wasting your points.

[02:27:44] Is that or another Doroh?

[02:27:46] Your choice.

[02:27:47] add this one as you redeem them.

[02:27:51] Understood.

[02:27:57] Affirmative.

[02:28:02] And then they disappear.

[02:28:10] And then they come back.

[02:28:13] Hahahaha!

[02:28:20] Hahahaha!

[02:28:24] Holy shits!

[02:28:28] Hahahaha!

[02:28:30] I got like nothing in my inventory. I feel like I'm forgetting something.

[02:28:36] Safe journey, 47.

[02:28:43] this looks weird like I got dark mode chat arena so I can always see the

[02:28:50] rectangle but I bet it looks good on them welcome to Santa Fortuna Columbia the

[02:28:55] syndicate is currently operating in the area you know what I mean and eliminate

[02:29:00] however they're on high alert so you need to be careful be careful 47

[02:29:07] They'd chill. I'm gonna be fine.

[02:29:18] Is that rat poison? My favorite. It's not, it's a radio.

[02:29:31] Is there anyone in town? Nope.

[02:29:37] calling out to scatland I got 10k Jesus

[02:29:49] hey what could I interest you in hurry the cash sure okay probably needed to

[02:29:59] get that sniper rifle actually we'll get on the way back

[02:30:07] I don't believe it.

[02:30:11] Okay, let's go!

[02:30:15] It was me.

[02:30:19] Did you climb up here? I think so.

[02:30:21] Well, well, well. Unfortunate for you, friend.

[02:30:37] Well done, Professor. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.

[02:30:47] Oh

[02:31:08] Man

[02:31:17] I

[02:31:35] Know it's like a blood animal

[02:31:47] Okay, you heard that go see yeah, I got it

[02:31:55] There we go!

[02:32:02] There we go!

[02:32:05] There we go!

[02:32:10] There we go!

[02:32:15] How unfortunate.

[02:32:16] It rather appears that you run out of luck.

[02:32:23] the drawing board 47 calm down calm down I'm getting heated right now man

[02:32:34] I messed that guy seven fucking times the wrong but

[02:32:40] we have another one failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate

[02:32:45] going into hiding but don't give up I'm sure your next execution will be

[02:32:50] Perfect. Let me know in order D

[02:32:55] Please I need this

[02:33:10] Bum bum bum bum bum bum. There we go

[02:33:13] There we go.

[02:33:20] Hold?

[02:33:36] No saves, huh?

[02:33:42] Zero safes on any of these maps. Explained.

[02:33:54] Yoink!

[02:33:59] Nice bathrobe. I'm a boxer. I'm the boxer, baby!

[02:34:12] I'm the Joker, baby!

[02:34:16] Am I gonna play the 007 game?

[02:34:20] Yeah. Yeah.

[02:34:24] Yeah, we play video games here on the Moonman show, but I'm not watching Flix or drinking Joe.

[02:34:28] I like to sit down with a good old video game.

[02:34:32] Okay, I got to make the poison.

[02:34:42] Ew, you're a gamer?

[02:34:55] I don't know why that's an U, but yeah.

[02:35:13] I wonder where we're gonna choke that guy out.

[02:35:16] The one that we shot, tried to shoot multiple times.

[02:35:25] But any other cast of any users besides so play one

[02:35:33] Not to

[02:35:39] The thing I played aria of sorrow

[02:35:44] Uh, I've played I played the 64 one a little bit that one was poopy

[02:35:51] I think that's it.

[02:36:05] How is the baseball bat illegal?

[02:36:07] I don't know, I just think they don't want people walking around with a baseball bat.

[02:36:15] It's weird.

[02:36:16] I'm gonna get the burial dagger from the warehouse crates okay good thinking that you tour

[02:36:33] might just ditch this baseball bat we have been informed that the syndicate is currently

[02:36:42] in operation here but you know what to do however what do i do they're on high

[02:36:47] alert so you need to be careful careful 47 sir this is a restricted area

[02:36:54] you're obviously having trouble with the concept of no trespassing

[02:36:58] moving dude are you think they should be fine so

[02:37:02] it's insane can't believe i just don't know man you always lived on another planet

[02:37:07] This is so annoying to carry around, holy fucks.

[02:37:23] Blah, blah, blah.

[02:37:27] Goes blind.

[02:37:28] The project doesn't even matter.

[02:37:35] People practically line up to know that character.

[02:37:39] The line up to know that character.

[02:37:44] This is really annoying.

[02:37:46] Actually, you know what?

[02:37:47] Hold up.

[02:37:48] You can do it, bro.

[02:38:01] Nope.

[02:38:02] What do you think, sir?

[02:38:04] What do you think?

[02:38:06] Excuse me.

[02:38:08] What do you think, sir?

[02:38:11] What do you think?

[02:38:14] Excuse me.

[02:38:21] No one to choke out. What is this?

[02:38:24] Exposed wire.

[02:38:30] The only thing we're about to expose is some dead.

[02:38:34] Because we, we wear no underwear.

[02:38:39] Welcome sir, I take it this is your first gathering?

[02:38:42] Right.

[02:38:43] Hello sir.

[02:38:44] I want to know more about the stronghold product line.

[02:38:47] Do not speak to me.

[02:38:50] Or I will pull the fire alarm.

[02:38:55] I didn't have to do that, did not have to do that.

[02:39:21] of fish dead.

[02:39:28] Oh, it's so stinky down here.

[02:39:50] Where the fuck am I?

[02:40:20] Hello?

[02:40:41] The fucking door, man. What?

[02:40:50] What's that?

[02:40:57] Alright, man.

[02:41:06] All right, man.

[02:42:06] What are you doing here you're not supposed to be here

[02:42:36] I'm a god!

[02:42:37] Hey!

[02:42:38] If someone helps me!

[02:42:39] Tango is lost!

[02:42:40] Move!

[02:42:41] Find him!

[02:42:42] Ah!

[02:42:43] But I love him, Frank!

[02:42:46] Get back to his last known position on the double!

[02:42:56] Excuse me.

[02:42:57] Excuse me, I got to go up Oh, thank you, bro

[02:43:17] No!

[02:43:22] Chris, thanks!

[02:43:25] We need to secure the area!

[02:43:26] Ah!

[02:43:31] Ah, you're trapped!

[02:43:33] Dude.

[02:43:34] Command area is all clear. Please advise over.

[02:43:42] The door!

[02:43:43] Okay, wait, when are we... did we get scarier or...

[02:43:55] I don't know.

[02:43:57] I think I'll write that, it would be really cool.

[02:44:12] Jesus Christ! Hey! Somebody wanna help us out!

[02:44:33] That's gonna...

[02:44:44] Go that way.

[02:44:45] Go that way.

[02:44:46] I'm going...

[02:44:47] Oh!

[02:45:03] We're the fuck am I?

[02:45:17] Give me a moment to study the map.

[02:45:21] Yup.

[02:45:22] Fritz.

[02:45:23] Yup.

[02:45:47] of

[02:46:11] Wait.

[02:46:25] We couldn't... wait hold on.

[02:46:27] Actually, this door might be unlocked.

[02:46:29] It is.

[02:46:31] That's the only guy who knows who we are.

[02:46:58] And we're about to cause him traumatic brain injury, so...

[02:47:00] C'mon, step out of it, get on your feet!

[02:47:02] Okay, man.

[02:47:30] Oh, it wasn't the only guy!

[02:47:37] There.

[02:47:53] There.

[02:48:00] Let me throw it out of the van!

[02:48:07] Okay, we might be good.

[02:48:33] Where is my baseball bat?

[02:48:45] Wait, how come they didn't stop me?

[02:48:51] Weird?

[02:49:03] We're about to go to the ice, but the stars will be explosive.

[02:49:07] We'll be ashamed to destroy...

[02:49:12] What's the plan?

[02:49:17] The mass of naked clouds.

[02:49:19] It doesn't make sense to me.

[02:49:21] We're relying on the team building on the mission here.

[02:49:24] But we can't let it be so fair if they have inspection clouds.

[02:49:33] I don't think I can jug this guy out without them hearing it.

[02:49:59] of

[02:50:06] of

[02:50:09] of

[02:50:13] of

[02:50:16] of

[02:50:19] of

[02:50:23] of

[02:50:27] Don't panic.

[02:50:33] Don't panic.

[02:50:35] Don't... do not panic.

[02:50:41] Do not... do not panic.

[02:50:43] Everything's fine, everything's fine.

[02:50:54] He vanished into thin air.

[02:50:57] I need my baseball bat, hopefully I don't pick it up.

[02:51:14] Yes, give up.

[02:51:27] Okay, get up now.

[02:51:34] He's over, get away.

[02:51:41] That was the time to die!

[02:51:48] Oh

[02:52:08] Is that I was fucking weird

[02:52:15] Like a good ghost

[02:52:18] I can't believe I didn't bring a gun.

[02:52:41] What?

[02:52:42] Show yourself, punk!

[02:52:43] Be a man for crying out loud!

[02:52:48] Dude, I don't even have like a knife to throw.

[02:53:06] Is this non-lethal?

[02:53:07] Yeah.

[02:53:08] Come in here, dude.

[02:53:09] come in here dude let's hang out

[02:53:15] it's gonna be sweet

[02:53:22] mr. guard yeah dude

[02:53:39] What?

[02:53:41] They're just their noise!

[02:53:43] I'll sign off for this.

[02:53:45] Ah, just a second there, security guy.

[02:53:55] Enough! I've had it with you!

[02:54:01] Well done, Fortress M.

[02:54:03] It'll surely be a blow to the syndicate.

[02:54:09] He's good. I'll give him that. Real good.

[02:54:34] too good.

[02:54:43] Adios baseball man.

[02:54:45] Don't come in here man.

[02:54:54] So tell me what your role was in this mess.

[02:55:01] Just clear the building at this point.

[02:55:25] Not wrong, man.

[02:55:26] No, I'm wrong.

[02:55:51] Anyone else? No?

[02:55:56] I've got an assault rifle.

[02:56:10] Hey.

[02:56:23] the door stand off that.

[02:56:39] Fuck off, man!

[02:56:45] Come on, man! Come on, Naden!

[02:56:48] Come on, appease!

[02:56:53] Oh, we got a couple of heroes coming, old.

[02:57:18] of

[02:57:25] death

[02:57:31] of

[02:57:33] the

[02:57:35] death

[02:57:38] of

[02:57:43] I can't look and see

[02:57:45] of

[02:57:52] the

[02:57:54] death

[02:57:56] of

[02:57:58] the

[02:57:59] death

[02:58:01] of

[02:58:03] the

[02:58:05] death

[02:58:07] of

[02:58:09] the

[02:58:11] death

[02:58:13] Yes.

[02:58:15] Anybody there?

[02:58:17] Come in!

[02:58:21] Hey, stay sharp!

[02:58:25] Maybe.

[02:58:27] Not my baseball bat.

[02:58:33] Area clear.

[02:58:35] We're seeing the next sector.

[02:58:43] Hmm, we blew this one already, where the fuck is the warehouse?

[02:58:51] I thought it was right next to the element.

[02:58:55] What the heck?

[02:58:57] Oh, and maybe it's downstairs.

[02:59:03] Oh.

[02:59:05] Oh.

[02:59:09] Oh.

[02:59:13] What?

[02:59:17] A doi?

[02:59:21] Of course it's right here.

[02:59:25] Found it.

[02:59:29] I found it.

[02:59:33] What?

[02:59:34] What?

[02:59:35] Oh!

[02:59:36] What a...

[02:59:37] Yes!

[02:59:38] This is an awful accident!

[02:59:41] What?

[02:59:42] Oh!

[02:59:43] Guys!

[02:59:44] I need some backup!

[02:59:48] Take that!

[02:59:53] I need some food.

[03:00:15] Got a drop in the gun, I mean, you got me.

[03:00:19] Yeah, I'm here now.

[03:00:21] No, it's nothing.

[03:00:23] It's quiet here. Hold on.

[03:00:39] Shit! Roger that.

[03:00:41] Hey, I just...

[03:00:45] Black Forest Elter! This is Echo 5 Starly requesting many backcruises.

[03:00:49] I can't see him! I can't see him!

[03:00:51] I can't see him! I can't see him!

[03:00:52] Hey! I need some backup over here to watch my six!

[03:00:56] Hmm.

[03:00:57] Command! This is insane!

[03:00:59] Let me get out of that murderer!

[03:01:01] Where'd he go?

[03:01:05] What was that?

[03:01:07] Who made that sound?

[03:01:09] Roger, Command. I think that is all yet still looking.

[03:01:13] Don't move a muscle, buddy.

[03:01:19] Hey sir

[03:01:49] I'll kill him now!

[03:01:51] And he's dead just in time!

[03:01:54] The brain's all over me!

[03:01:58] Jesus Louise!

[03:02:02] Where's my briefcase?

[03:02:10] We've killed a lot of people, huh?

[03:02:19] That's okay, they're all evil. They eat babies and stuff.

[03:02:25] It's chill.

[03:02:44] You got a fucking keycard, bitch?

[03:02:49] Crap!

[03:02:55] Damn, they're going to be decent, I can't believe they got the health!

[03:02:59] I mean, commands!

[03:03:01] Okay, shit.

[03:03:02] This just got serious.

[03:03:07] Copy command.

[03:03:11] Sophia the steamer.

[03:03:13] What's she up to this time?

[03:03:14] You know that cron-stat designer in the grade on the low program?

[03:03:18] Sure.

[03:03:19] Dude, they got an Elden Ring character in this game.

[03:03:45] Hmm.

[03:03:49] Hmm. What's the best way to do this?

[03:03:56] not in the mood

[03:04:06] the ticket member eliminated

[03:04:09] the

[03:04:12] the

[03:04:16] He's got the spooky Skellington's ring there.

[03:04:29] So, can I go in? I don't need your permission. I'll change my mind.

[03:04:42] Nah. Nah.

[03:04:46] I lost my baseball bat, I'm pretty sure, but I just don't care if it's playing good.

[03:05:06] Yes, find him.

[03:05:21] Find my pages and set me free.

[03:05:26] Anybody copy?

[03:05:27] I'll come in here it's so weird so weirdly you just saw

[03:05:44] You're doomed, unfortunately.

[03:05:59] Oh, shit!

[03:06:05] You blasted my ass.

[03:06:14] Here I go, killing again.

[03:06:19] Don't run, buddy.

[03:06:20] It's only gonna make it worse.

[03:06:21] Uh-oh.

[03:06:22] Uh-oh.

[03:06:23] Uh-oh.

[03:06:24] I got him. Oh, oh, oh, oh, we're good.

[03:06:39] How should I talk about?

[03:06:41] Move to the first position.

[03:06:49] Bro, this guy is running.

[03:06:51] Anyone on a visual?

[03:06:53] He saw me.

[03:06:54] This is terrible.

[03:06:56] Move to a better position.

[03:06:58] Hey! He's not here!

[03:07:00] Stop fucking running, pussy!

[03:07:08] Don't run, coward.

[03:07:12] You know what's good for you, fool?

[03:07:17] He's walking up the stairs so slow.

[03:07:20] I feel like I'm playing headman for the first time.

[03:07:36] This is what it looks like every time.

[03:07:47] Now we wait.

[03:07:57] The trap is set.

[03:07:59] Well done, Fortisem.

[03:08:00] This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.

[03:08:01] You should get back to the safe house.

[03:08:02] I'll contact you later.

[03:08:03] Oh, Christ!

[03:08:05] Someone's missing!

[03:08:07] Well done, Forteson.

[03:08:09] This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.

[03:08:12] You should get back to the safehouse.

[03:08:14] I'll contact you later.

[03:08:16] The trap is set.

[03:08:25] Wait, I wanna go down there.

[03:08:27] Oh!

[03:08:29] My stupid fucking Yoda years are in the way goddammit.

[03:08:52] Holy moly.

[03:09:01] Bro, we're about to kill everyone on the fucking map.

[03:09:13] move in move in move in move in

[03:09:27] Oh my wobble skin it was like it was un unvaxable

[03:09:45] Yeah, I sleep without a bed, bro.

[03:09:58] Blaches you, teleports behind you, injects you with the lethal serum.

[03:10:06] Well, that went absolutely fucking terrible, but you know what?

[03:10:19] It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.

[03:10:34] poison? Don't worry. I know exactly what I'm doing.

[03:10:41] And

[03:10:58] One last thing

[03:11:11] All of that happened because I was trying to fulfill the gamble in chat and not unlock

[03:11:19] a door by the way.

[03:11:21] That's literally why that happened.

[03:11:28] And I did it.

[03:11:29] It just took extra long.

[03:11:36] Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[03:11:40] Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment

[03:11:52] God I fucking hate Haven Island man. I just hate that man. I'm a poopy garbage, yeah

[03:12:02] Poopy butt

[03:12:04] no firearms sure it looks relaxing yeah boy alright we're bringing the bad

[03:12:20] Shuriken, lads.

[03:12:30] And also, we're going into the ultimate black suit.

[03:12:36] And also, also, we're gambling.

[03:12:50] Lots of McGreen teletubbie being canonically of African descent.

[03:13:03] I do not care.

[03:13:08] I never watch the teletubbies.

[03:13:16] I know Tinky Winky though, everyone knows Tinky Winky.

[03:13:25] Bro.

[03:13:28] I just remember they, they spoke in a completely nonsensical language and then like...

[03:13:34] Millennials have the audacity to be like,

[03:13:35] Oh yeah, the fucking iPad kid brain rod dude, but like, meanwhile these, these characters literally babbling in nonsense at each other.

[03:13:46] They spoke English?

[03:13:52] Am I stupid? Like I said, I've never seen the show. I just assumed.

[03:13:56] Ha ha ha. Post speaks Cantonese, you fuck.

[03:14:01] What?

[03:14:09] Does it do any of them speak Cantonese as well?

[03:14:14] How does it communicate?

[03:14:20] No, just Poe. Well, that's sad.

[03:14:25] Poe is short for mapo tofu. I just don't care.

[03:14:34] Remember Barney, dude? God, man.

[03:14:36] Super fucking Barney, man.

[03:14:46] Fucking heat Barney.

[03:14:49] We can't use a gun.

[03:14:55] You guys ever know someone while you're growing up who had to watch Veggie Tales, by the

[03:15:00] way?

[03:15:01] What channel was that shit even on, bros?

[03:15:03] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[03:15:10] Just on PBS?

[03:15:17] You had to pay for it? What the hell?

[03:15:21] Four voyages, 47.

[03:15:23] Gene Colt, thanks for sub-

[03:15:25] You chose to watch it.

[03:15:29] Dude, blood was watching VeggieTales while I was watching Dexter's lab, man.

[03:15:32] We're just not the same, bro.

[03:15:34] We never will be.

[03:15:54] I gotta take these guys down. Silently.

[03:15:56] Veggie Tails is a Christianity sigh-up.

[03:16:00] I mean, it's not much of a sigh-up when it was pretty clearly a Christian program.

[03:16:06] Haha.

[03:16:07] Oh, he's got a key.

[03:16:17] Sweet.

[03:16:18] Oh, he's the key.

[03:16:25] Sweet.

[03:16:29] Go go Gadget Bat Shuriken.

[03:16:35] Go go Gadget Bat Shuriken.

[03:16:40] Two.

[03:16:43] Yes. Going upstairs, are we?

[03:16:49] What? Thank you.

[03:16:56] Honestly, fair reaction. Honestly, a fair reaction.

[03:17:03] Fuck!

[03:17:07] Do you have info on the purr? I can't give you an idea. It's not really fast.

[03:17:12] Honestly, warranted reaction.

[03:17:15] Shit! Because Slaughty was there a second ago. We gotta fight!

[03:17:21] Command! Do you copy?

[03:17:23] We might lose.

[03:17:25] Come in! Something really bad is going down. Be ready.

[03:17:37] And

[03:17:42] Is not good

[03:18:03] How do they see

[03:18:07] My camera's fucked up.

[03:18:15] Hey big dog. Yeah keep it steppin' fool.

[03:18:30] What's up man, what's up?

[03:18:37] ah once again did not bring uh

[03:18:44] not bring again sounds good hey command i got a possible dead body here maybe unconscious though

[03:18:50] get medical on standby i'm moving in to investigate

[03:18:58] go away

[03:19:02] you're supposed to be god and stuff you lazy prick what's going on here what happened

[03:19:07] Up on your feet, my friend. You're okay.

[03:19:09] One double hurt pain? No, not at all.

[03:19:10] Did you get a look at the guy? Can you idea him? Sorry, didn't see a thing.

[03:19:14] Ah, jeez.

[03:19:26] You good?

[03:19:28] All right, you're all right. Get up there.

[03:19:30] Yeah, who is the fucker? Do we have a description? I don't know. Sorry. I hope you get him. The

[03:19:40] sooner the better. Oh, come on. Command! Anybody there? Come in! I think we got a troublemaker

[03:19:48] out there.

[03:19:49] She saved Christ.

[03:19:51] Syndicate member eliminated.

[03:19:53] Well done, 47.

[03:20:02] Okay.

[03:20:04] What's happening?

[03:20:06] Nothing here, Command.

[03:20:07] Moving on.

[03:20:11] Oh my god.

[03:20:13] Get out of there.

[03:20:15] Stop it.

[03:20:16] Why can't I do this?

[03:20:38] Man, I gotta co- Oh, I know what to do.

[03:20:46] Oh, I got my bomb out.

[03:20:55] Well done, 57. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.

[03:21:00] You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.

[03:21:03] You good?

[03:21:06] Man, nothing in my position, over.

[03:21:09] Hey, don't stop me. You're a force of trouble in the neighborhood.

[03:21:12] You need to leave now. It can be a whole thing.

[03:21:14] I'm so unbelievably bad by the way. It's not good right now, fellas.

[03:21:36] Bermere meemere meemere meemere.

[03:21:38] Well, we were supposed to make a lot of money on this mission, but uh...

[03:21:49] Kind of beefed it.

[03:21:50] Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

[03:21:51] How do we get out of here?

[03:21:54] Oh

[03:22:04] How do we get out of here?

[03:22:10] Gun mayhaps

[03:22:17] What chair do I use steel case leap v2

[03:22:24] Why can't I just drop the fuck down here?

[03:22:34] That drug epidemic is killing us.

[03:22:38] What?

[03:22:41] Someone enchanted your quiff meat.

[03:22:45] That's not even a real thing.

[03:22:54] You shut your fucking mouth.

[03:23:09] Let today be the day that you almost caught the scale mass murder.

[03:23:18] I wanted to loot that box.

[03:23:24] Dude incoming fat loot?

[03:23:35] He said as he was in the wrong room to receive it.

[03:23:41] Oh, dude. Huge!

[03:24:03] Dude, I don't think I'm locked in right now.

[03:24:07] I was so... Dude, I had my... I was in the Zen mode.

[03:24:10] Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment

[03:24:16] Wait

[03:24:22] 41% of people believe you would even make it out alive

[03:24:30] Why not just kill everyone that leave you

[03:24:33] You've done well 47 we now have information on the syndicate leaders current whereabouts

[03:24:40] Are you noob?

[03:24:53] You need to be studied? Yeah, dude, the one uh, the Salon Assassin suit only showdown that we did last night was fucking insane, dude.

[03:25:02] Like, I can see speedrunners looking at that and probably being like, how did he do this shit?

[03:25:10] You know what I mean?

[03:25:12] Like, what was his strand?

[03:25:16] We should probably name it after him and his honor.

[03:25:20] And we're like, no, no, please, please.

[03:25:27] Let us just use a generic name for this trick.

[03:25:31] It should be forever.

[03:25:37] They won't call it the queef meat.

[03:25:45] Also stop saying that.

[03:25:48] Ah, drop this.

[03:25:54] Another emote, sir?

[03:25:56] Which one?

[03:26:07] Let's see.

[03:26:13] Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

[03:26:19] Why just-

[03:26:23] Fat dog.

[03:26:34] Heh heh heh heh.

[03:26:35] Blue dragon, thanks for subbing me.

[03:26:51] Looks just like you.

[03:26:53] Yeah, it kinda does.

[03:26:55] Wait a second, I can kinda see the resemblance.

[03:26:58] DOOP!

[03:27:01] There you go.

[03:27:05] Blue Dragon and Ghoul in MC, they just go...

[03:27:15] Put this away...

[03:27:25] Unless we find a Darken on the map, we can only do one of these objectives.

[03:27:29] We got all the rare pistols, except for the stupid fucking bitch one.

[03:27:38] Mew meew meew meew meew meew.

[03:27:44] Dude, I just feel like I'm missing something.

[03:27:49] Maybe we just haven't gotten anything.

[03:27:55] Did you guys know that the kettlebell travels at the same speed as the double reef case?

[03:28:19] Angel's prayer? Thanks for selling it.

[03:28:23] I'm gonna go pee and get some coffee.

[03:28:26] Is that chill boys?

[03:28:32] This can do it.

[03:28:34] Alright. BRB.

[03:28:49] You

[03:30:19] I

[03:31:19] The natural

[03:31:27] Of all the storms

[03:31:30] And paranormal, wild and rare

[03:31:38] Can be done on them

[03:33:15] In his name,

[03:33:19] He is born insane.

[03:33:28] Hypnotized,

[03:33:31] They colonize a cruel feeling.

[03:33:39] Don't be cat-free bird

[03:33:49] Alien prayer, be like an invader

[03:33:53] Alien prayer, be like an invader

[03:33:56] Alien prayer, be like an invader

[03:34:00] Alien prayer

[03:37:09] What up?

[03:37:21] Welcome back, queefmeat.

[03:37:22] Have a good trip, ladies and gentlemen.

[03:37:33] That's two funny words, yes.

[03:37:49] So fine.

[03:37:51] Oh, fine.

[03:38:10] Yeah.

[03:38:13] Yeah.

[03:38:18] Yeah.

[03:38:21] It's invoices your target has a sweet tooth. Yeah, and they suffer from dehydration. I'm sorry. We don't have more

[03:38:29] Good luck 47

[03:38:31] That's weird good. Take a look understood

[03:38:39] Hammer of hell

[03:38:42] Hammer of hell too

[03:38:48] We're gonna hide these guys back here

[03:38:51] and

[03:39:09] I'm a long buddy

[03:39:48] it's hammer time baby

[03:39:59] was that cool

[03:40:10] That was hard.

[03:40:20] Thank you.

[03:40:23] Who did this wouldn't be you would it?

[03:40:37] No

[03:40:45] How come the doors open in were just that was weird

[03:41:07] Alrighty

[03:41:15] No, no, no, no, no, no, oh no

[03:41:24] My lock pick dude

[03:41:29] I go beat that arrow quick brah

[03:41:37] Finish the fight.

[03:41:49] Oops.

[03:41:50] Ski-sling.

[03:41:51] Thanks for gifting us up.

[03:41:54] Team T, thanks for joining.

[03:41:59] Ski-sling?

[03:42:03] Thanks for gifting us up. Intique, thanks for the...

[03:42:09] Which one of you has the deposit key? Inform me now.

[03:42:19] Already have it? Yeah.

[03:42:26] Oh, time to rob the vault.

[03:42:29] I

[03:42:44] Oh boy

[03:42:59] One trillion dollars?

[03:43:06] Two trillion dollars?

[03:43:14] We got low roll, dude.

[03:43:18] So fucking hell.

[03:43:26] What should be this, lady?

[03:43:27] Hold on.

[03:43:28] I think there's water over there.

[03:43:35] Hold on.

[03:43:38] Hold on.

[03:43:45] Wee wee wee wee wee!

[03:43:58] Maybe this isn't so terrible after all there are always worse cases out there

[03:44:03] You gotta hurry. I'm mostly frustrated because of all the secrecy

[03:44:06] We can't talk to staff or ask around if people have seen a folder full of secrets

[03:44:11] You could be here weeks and not find anything

[03:44:19] I guess you're right. I have it

[03:44:25] And over gotta go

[03:44:28] Yeah, okay.

[03:44:29] Dude, it's her.

[03:44:30] I'll see you.

[03:44:31] Okay.

[03:44:32] Talk to you later.

[03:44:34] What's up?

[03:44:36] Guys, it's Stabler.

[03:44:40] Somewhat.

[03:44:53] Yes, but what if you came in this room right here?

[03:44:56] Oh fuck.

[03:44:57] She's going to go drink right now.

[03:44:59] Yeah.

[03:45:00] Go over to him.

[03:45:01] Go up there and he'll talk to my cousin.

[03:45:12] Hey, hey!

[03:45:13] What's up, cap guy?

[03:45:26] Stupid...

[03:45:27] nerd.

[03:45:29] Yes, now drink the water.

[03:45:40] What is happening?

[03:45:50] Well, well, well.

[03:46:03] Fuck.

[03:46:05] Hmm.

[03:46:07] I can't believe it how'd that guy not fucking see that oh no I don't have my syringe

[03:46:37] Oh, no.

[03:47:01] Poison her water.

[03:47:06] Don't panic.

[03:47:12] Man, we're gonna give her the jab dude, it was gonna be sweet.

[03:47:26] I

[03:47:38] Propeen

[03:47:46] Hey there need anything yeah, of course

[03:47:52] I think I didn't

[03:47:54] have the syringe because I came in assuming I was in a hoiser which I

[03:47:59] should have done but then I choked his ass now

[03:48:07] just come back

[03:48:14] and of course there's a dark gun right there I wonder if we could have dark

[03:48:20] under and then lethal injected her or if you can do that he is not a career voice

[03:48:46] is where the look at.

[03:48:53] Out loud says accident so the player knows.

[03:49:08] and shine.

[03:49:22] It's kind of hard to, I mean, I think that's a lookout for sure.

[03:49:31] He did well for us.

[03:49:33] I mean, he closed the bottom of the counter and snetted the bank a cold 10 million.

[03:49:39] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[03:49:44] Look out.

[03:49:48] Wait.

[03:49:53] That is not a lookout.

[03:49:57] Where the fuck are they?

[03:50:01] How can you tell if it's a lookout?

[03:50:12] They uh, they kind of like stick out a little bit, it's hard to explain, but they do like

[03:50:18] a weird, like, who is that?

[03:50:23] Because I've heard that what is happening?

[03:50:30] Maybe this guy?

[03:50:40] No, I think this is the bank manager guy.

[03:50:44] Wait, see?

[03:50:46] Yeah, thanks.

[03:50:49] Dude!

[03:50:54] Maybe her? Nope.

[03:51:05] There's definitely got to be one roaming the floor here.

[03:51:09] There's definitely got to be one roaming the floor here.

[03:51:19] What if there are no lookouts?

[03:51:29] I swear to God I haven't seen one yet.

[03:51:42] They typically don't have like a thing that they're doing. They're just walking back and forth.

[03:51:53] What if the locats get Diagra and then kill the leader?

[03:51:56] I don't think so.

[03:51:59] ships and all that, and you're loud and clear.

[03:52:01] Good one.

[03:52:03] I'll be by you later.

[03:52:12] Okay, we've passed by the Janitor X's of...

[03:52:16] Lookout?

[03:52:19] Nothing to report.

[03:52:21] Yeah, me neither.

[03:52:22] Oh!

[03:52:23] Gotta remember to buy a gift for my wife after the transaction.

[03:52:26] Oh my god, they do get the aggro. That's crazy.

[03:52:42] One last thing.

[03:52:43] I believe you got that right. Good job, Chatter. I did not realize that happened. Normally, I take the lookout out before I take the lookout out.

[03:53:09] In New York, the lookouts don't get sus if you wear a security guard outfit.

[03:53:16] Is there any other lookout that does- I thought they were permanently sus the whole time.

[03:53:26] So there's only one map and one costume in which they are not sus.

[03:53:39] What the flip?

[03:53:48] New York kind of OP for showdowns because of that?

[03:53:52] Yeah.

[03:53:53] We'll keep that in mind, fellas.

[03:53:59] I've never done a showdown on that map, so...

[03:54:06] mmm

[03:54:12] me me me oh man

[03:54:31] egg maracas are best bet

[03:54:36] Y-Y-Yoyk?

[03:54:45] Y-Yoyk?

[03:54:50] Alright.

[03:55:01] All right, it's time to suit up again

[03:55:11] That's my favorite Markov catchphrase

[03:55:15] Band me for a week. That's that's my favorite one. Normally I oblige

[03:55:31] Catch up, see? No, no, no. This is blood.

[03:55:41] Alright, we're going in with three syringes, dude.

[03:55:58] easy peasy we got Moderna we got Pfizer we got Johnson and Johnson dude

[03:56:15] where where where

[03:56:19] Give your boy AstraZeneca?

[03:56:26] Nah, I would not have that one.

[03:56:31] I was at target today and I got some Pokemon Pop Tarts.

[03:56:33] I'm gonna be freaking rich.

[03:56:49] Smokes some AstraZeneca OG the other day.

[03:56:55] He spent $600 on Pokemon cards.

[03:56:59] Who even buys like the Scalp Pokemon cards?

[03:57:03] Is it just like one Saudi Arabian Prince?

[03:57:15] all that shit bros.

[03:57:23] He actually visited the AstraZeneca offices in my country yesterday.

[03:57:30] That's crazy.

[03:57:31] Oh, it's nice to see another American chatting.

[03:57:37] I don't know why he specified in his country about it.

[03:57:56] He did not come.

[03:58:07] Don't leave immediately, I have to fit my cat's litter box.

[03:58:13] Yeah, no freakin' promises, bro.

[03:58:19] What?

[03:58:22] Yeah, come on, go.

[03:58:25] Bam, bam, bam, bam.

[03:58:37] And

[03:58:39] nothing here, nothing.

[03:58:41] No.

[03:58:57] Hello? Hello?

[03:58:59] Hi.

[03:59:07] Why do you make that noise?

[03:59:32] My Pokemon cards were not scaled.

[03:59:33] No.

[03:59:34] I'm not saying that they learn those completely as somewhat related question

[03:59:41] that's all

[03:59:46] hey guys like I scalp this car by the way

[04:00:04] Oh, it's Pissing Guy!

[04:00:10] Wait, couldn't we put a car battery in that spot and he'd piss on and die?

[04:00:24] Now we're thinking like an assassin.

[04:00:33] there's one over here in the garage

[04:00:45] there's not

[04:00:48] I swear there was a car battery on this man.

[04:01:09] That guy is already like long gone.

[04:01:20] Batteries aren't in Hitman 1 maps.

[04:01:26] These people be all like RUN!

[04:01:32] Protest, protest.

[04:01:39] Oh

[04:01:56] The government

[04:02:05] Well come closer

[04:02:09] I'm looking for the safe code.

[04:02:15] Hey, someone left their laptop.

[04:02:22] I'll kill you.

[04:02:24] Shut up random guy. I'll kill you.

[04:02:29] Where's the fucking third one, man?

[04:02:33] Oh, he's going in the building.

[04:02:39] I can go there, I think.

[04:03:00] Yeah, don't fuck it, Doctor, me bitch.

[04:03:07] I gotta give someone the jab.

[04:03:09] Hey, we can just kill this guy.

[04:03:29] Where's that third safe, me, Scott, dammit?

[04:03:32] Hey!

[04:03:33] I don't know.

[04:03:46] Off-ass.

[04:03:47] Nope, just checked there.

[04:03:50] Maybe it's on the other side of the wall here.

[04:03:58] I don't think Homelander's in there, boys.

[04:04:10] This guy big, thanks for the silver.

[04:04:17] Oh, it's this guy.

[04:04:24] Going for another piss, my man.

[04:04:31] Nope.

[04:04:34] He's a fucking protester!

[04:04:41] Ew!

[04:04:44] Where is it?

[04:04:51] Where is it?

[04:04:54] Reveal thyself to my eyes.

[04:05:03] Oh!

[04:05:05] Sneaky.

[04:05:21] He's already leaving.

[04:05:26] He's shifted the protesting factory's end early.

[04:05:31] Hi soldier.

[04:05:36] Hello?

[04:05:41] Hey moon, happy Saturday?

[04:05:49] Happy Saturday to all my dogs.

[04:05:51] Except for that one dog in chat.

[04:05:57] Fucking hate that dog.

[04:06:00] Alright, we piling.

[04:06:06] Maybe not.

[04:06:12] If this guy sees me, I lose, by the way.

[04:06:21] Ooh.

[04:06:24] Interesting choice entering the murder alley, friend.

[04:06:29] Very interesting indeed.

[04:06:35] I can't get this guy here, man.

[04:07:05] Perhaps you wish to come over here, my friend.

[04:07:20] Go away.

[04:07:21] All right.

[04:07:22] What?

[04:07:23] You need to control that anger.

[04:07:24] You shouldn't be throwing stuff around.

[04:07:35] I'm gonna fucking kill you.

[04:07:58] Then pick it up.

[04:08:05] Carry on

[04:08:08] He sure my birthday is tomorrow. No, however, I can wish you a happy birthday. Happy birthday. I'm proud of you. You made it

[04:08:30] Hmm, we might have been able to get him like right here

[04:08:35] It's so scary though.

[04:08:48] Please do not come this way, man.

[04:09:02] fucking guy no way he's the one to dare it I can say typical I guess

[04:09:32] what hello go away hey fuck off that's new I give it up

[04:10:02] I gotta pick up my stuff.

[04:10:09] That's new.

[04:10:12] I'm just gonna drive into a puncture and we'll drop to cause an accident now.

[04:10:19] What sort of accident do you think I should cause?

[04:10:22] And how do you think I should cause it?

[04:10:26] Just wondering.

[04:10:31] This guy has a random route I think we can get him behind this truck right here

[04:11:01] of

[04:11:07] that no one else walk by police

[04:11:10] use some of the

[04:11:26] I mean, if we pile these guys up...

[04:11:55] At ease, soldier.

[04:12:01] Be right.

[04:12:06] Oh, god.

[04:12:20] Do not take my coin, bitch. You have not earned this.

[04:12:27] Salute, soldier.

[04:12:32] Yeah, I'm just gonna knock all these guys out.

[04:12:50] What is that?

[04:13:04] It's a save run.

[04:13:08] Do you come back here?

[04:13:16] No.

[04:13:18] No.

[04:13:20] What the...

[04:13:22] No.

[04:13:24] No.

[04:13:26] No.

[04:13:28] No.

[04:13:30] No.

[04:13:32] No.

[04:13:34] No.

[04:13:36] No.

[04:13:38] No.

[04:13:40] No.

[04:13:42] No.

[04:13:44] He don't care. He's immune to caring.

[04:14:02] Don't let this get to you, man. Calm.

[04:14:44] You see it?

[04:14:51] Nope.

[04:14:54] Oh.

[04:14:59] Oh.

[04:15:04] Oh.

[04:15:09] I can't tell what you guys are drawing or two, I'm kind of glad, dude, if I'm being honest.

[04:15:29] Who the fuck is this?

[04:15:35] I got to do it.

[04:15:45] Is anyone here?

[04:15:56] Hello?

[04:15:59] Anyone?

[04:16:04] Our master plan has finally almost reached its fruition.

[04:16:34] Someones about to get the jab, someones about to get vaccinated, someones about to get

[04:16:54] I thought you were about to get vaccinated.

[04:16:57] Vaxenate! Vaxenate!

[04:17:05] All right, you got my attention.

[04:17:12] Pick it up, man. There.

[04:17:15] If you fucking dare, bitch.

[04:17:24] Well done, Fortress. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.

[04:17:44] How do we kill this guy?

[04:17:54] Well, we can't let him see us otherwise we lose.

[04:18:04] Very important.

[04:18:05] Salam.

[04:18:06] Salam.

[04:18:07] I'm a literate.

[04:18:08] Salam.

[04:18:09] Salam.

[04:18:10] Salam.

[04:18:11] Salam.

[04:18:12] Salam.

[04:18:13] Salam.

[04:18:14] Salam.

[04:18:15] Salam.

[04:18:16] Salam.

[04:18:17] Salam.

[04:18:18] Salam.

[04:18:19] Salam.

[04:18:20] Salam.

[04:18:21] Salam.

[04:18:22] all

[04:18:32] found a spot boys

[04:18:34] It may take a while, but I can, uh, set it up.

[04:18:37] This guy's vibrating.

[04:18:57] Stay put.

[04:18:58] Find something to hide behind.

[04:19:00] There's two.

[04:19:01] Oh, sure.

[04:19:04] I'm sorry sir don't understand I'm so fucking sorry oh I'm just so sorry this is happening

[04:19:21] right now

[04:19:29] Please don't breathe right in my face.

[04:19:59] Come along friend

[04:20:29] And now, we stand guard.

[04:20:59] What do you think Darniot is thinking about?

[04:21:06] The Force?

[04:21:11] What the?

[04:21:16] Whoa, hold up.

[04:21:23] I think our other place is better.

[04:21:39] Maybe not, actually.

[04:21:55] I'm just afraid if I jab him.

[04:22:09] If he sees us, we lose.

[04:22:18] I gotta wait for him to walk away a little bit.

[04:22:48] Nothing here!

[04:22:58] Hey, who's there?

[04:22:59] Hello?

[04:23:00] Excellent work, Doctor Seven. You've spread fear within this syndicate.

[04:23:23] Turn to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.

[04:23:35] Oh no, that's terrible. Gotta go!

[04:23:53] Go ahead.

[04:24:23] Shinzo Abe-ass rifle. You must be thinking of the scrap S&P.

[04:24:38] That could have been harder. Honestly, I think the only way we lose there is if we try to

[04:24:43] get a cheeky little vax on that guy near that guard checkpoint.

[04:24:48] Well, we took it slow.

[04:24:51] Good work back there. We made a little pile serious. No, but there is so much work to get done

[04:24:56] Cooperate and prepare for your next sign it

[04:25:21] Oh, no.

[04:25:28] Hold on.

[04:25:48] I just don't know how to reliably get to the top floor of the Paris place without costume.

[04:26:01] You know, we could RNG Hawks Bay.

[04:26:11] And maybe our targets are just guards on the outside.

[04:26:18] S-A-S-O plus one objective.

[04:26:39] Let's do this.

[04:26:46] Mama Mia.

[04:26:55] Just take the silence rifle and kill everyone in Hawks Bay.

[04:26:58] Okay, don't work like that, bro.

[04:27:00] Can't just kill everyone.

[04:27:09] We're bringing out the big guns.

[04:27:12] We got one.

[04:27:19] Oh, my god.

[04:27:32] Oh, my god.

[04:27:39] Maybe it's a roofing floor for everyone.

[04:27:58] So I'm pretty sure you can do that here as well.

[04:28:05] The issue is if one of my targets sees the pile of bodies, then we lose.

[04:28:18] Simply don't show the bodies to the target.

[04:28:42] Why didn't I think of that?

[04:28:51] Uhhhhmmm...

[04:28:56] I think we go.

[04:28:59] We don't have...

[04:29:02] something to throw.

[04:29:12] Have a good trip, Forty-seven.

[04:29:19] Beat Nuts 647?

[04:29:26] Welcome to Hawkes Bay. Syndicate members are currently in the area.

[04:29:31] Find them and take them down. However, they're on high alert.

[04:29:36] Say you need to be careful. Be careful, Forty-seven.

[04:29:39] 47 and most of all good luck. We did not get that lucky. Wait hold up

[04:29:55] This guy's gonna walk outside cap

[04:30:02] This is the nighttime variant and that means that there's not as many people on the inside which is good

[04:30:09] The question is, how do we get in?

[04:30:26] If we can take this guy out, we might be able to chloroform them all.

[04:30:52] Do not get a disguise.

[04:32:22] The most reliable way I know in is through this door right here.

[04:32:32] We gotta wait for these guys to stop talking.

[04:32:46] We can get this guy when he comes down these stairs and he takes a right there.

[04:32:56] Watch.

[04:32:57] He goes boom, boom, Moderna.

[04:33:04] of

[04:33:29] The garage seems to be clear.

[04:34:24] Didn't I know that was there?

[04:34:41] Mama Mia.

[04:34:42] That guy's gun was on the floor.

[04:34:46] Is he coming back down?

[04:34:48] No, he's on the roof.

[04:34:52] Oh

[04:35:02] Where

[04:35:22] Might be able to lure this guy over here by the way.

[04:35:25] I think we should to save our syringes.

[04:35:52] Hey, can we shoot this guy and drag him?

[04:36:01] Can we shoot this guy and drag him to the freezer, guys?

[04:36:07] The camera is not here.

[04:36:10] Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.

[04:36:40] Where is this camera, bro?

[04:36:47] See, that's like reaching in.

[04:37:00] I don't see it.

[04:37:24] There it is.

[04:37:59] What?

[04:38:29] What's his fail?

[04:38:34] Cura.

[04:38:39] How are you from here?

[04:38:44] Syndicate lander eliminated.

[04:38:46] All done, 47.

[04:38:49] It's your work, 47.

[04:38:52] You've spread fear within the Syndicate.

[04:39:25] Where's the final one?

[04:39:42] I never knew this was here.

[04:39:49] move

[04:41:09] Jeez!

[04:41:36] Any one of the other guys that walks through here, we already killed him.

[04:41:50] Well that would feel more comfortable if he was in.

[04:42:36] How was that?

[04:44:34] So annoying

[04:45:04] Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the savehouse. You should get back to the

[04:45:17] savehouse. I'll contact you later.

[04:45:21] Okay, we got kind of lucky in the night time variation, to be honest. There's like no

[04:45:31] There ain't no one in here, but it ain't no Ria.

[04:47:01] Mia!

[04:47:14] Oh gosh!

[04:47:16] Dude, I don't even know...

[04:47:19] There would have been some pile making if we got...

[04:47:22] Excellent work back there for this episode.

[04:47:24] Let me know when you're ready to continue.

[04:47:26] I'll be waiting.

[04:47:26] Oh god.

[04:47:49] no firearms. We got two syringes, that's nice. We can get three. We got two dark guns. We

[04:48:04] can't use them. Uh-oh.

[04:48:23] Paris is the easiest map for Silent Assassin.

[04:48:26] What?

[04:48:27] Says who?

[04:48:30] Not for me!

[04:48:34] I knew!

[04:48:38] Wait.

[04:48:42] I knew!

[04:48:46] I knew!

[04:48:50] I knew!

[04:48:54] Okay, so my plan is remembering the Sematic Violin and this lethal violin.

[04:49:22] And because it is the party map or whatever, like maybe one of our hard to get targets

[04:49:31] is going to be in the party, and maybe they're going to drink something, so.

[04:49:36] Why bomb? You never know when the bomb could come in handy, fella.

[04:50:05] Obama's more hand is handy more often than not.

[04:50:09] Have a good trip for this one.

[04:50:11] Jellie, thanks for talking to me.

[04:50:23] We can surplink POE2 when the new league drops.

[04:50:25] No.

[04:50:26] Welcome to Paris.

[04:50:28] We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.

[04:50:32] But this is not going to be easy.

[04:50:34] Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.

[04:50:39] Godspeed, 47.

[04:50:41] Leavra, are they for some?

[04:50:45] I can't go this way.

[04:50:46] Stop doing this.

[04:50:50] Hmm.

[04:50:57] Hello, Leavra.

[04:51:04] You are definitely not coming through here. Please. I'll move along.

[04:51:08] Dick?

[04:51:10] Shit. Still no answer.

[04:51:12] Wait, there's a downstairs.

[04:51:14] What's going on up there?

[04:51:16] They don't think they know.

[04:51:23] Where is the...

[04:51:34] Oh

[04:51:52] Now this guy's right here

[04:51:59] I thought there was one guy downstairs

[04:52:04] There's not. I can't take out the cameras here. I mean maybe I can't.

[04:52:13] I need you to get up to that option and finish the job me. No

[04:52:32] I'm gonna fucking body

[04:52:43] I'm trying to do numbers of the natural gas.

[04:53:05] Dude, the fucking radius is insane!

[04:53:13] Welcome, sir, enjoy the show.

[04:53:21] Thank you, thank you.

[04:53:22] I think we're going to try going downstairs, maybe.

[04:53:36] I had some success entering from the museum as well, this part.

[04:53:40] Excuse me this place is huge. Sorry mister. We're beefing up security, so I can't let you through here

[04:53:47] It's okay. I got a pee

[04:54:00] Target

[04:54:10] We need a disguise, boys.

[04:54:28] There's a really nice bearer outfit in here.

[04:54:58] camera oh my god

[04:55:28] Oh pain.

[04:55:38] Look over someone that's alone.

[04:55:44] So I can give them the violence.

[04:55:51] I don't know if I can open that door without them saying me, ooh.

[04:56:15] Ah, shit.

[04:56:25] Well, let's give him a fat lure, shall we?

[04:56:33] Holy shit.

[04:56:38] Oh!

[04:57:15] How are we getting this guy?

[04:57:18] There's a dude standing right there.

[04:57:30] Oh god.

[04:57:40] They're going upstairs.

[04:58:10] I got it.

[04:58:23] The guy that's getting escorted around seems like he's a... import.

[04:58:28] Who the fuck is- is it a bodyguard?

[04:58:46] Who is that?

[04:58:50] Uncle Barry, any experts in?

[04:58:54] That's Steve?

[04:58:55] Oh shit.

[04:58:56] Minecraft Steve?

[04:58:57] First we cook, then we serve!

[04:59:07] I am steeeeeeeeeee

[04:59:33] oh jeez louise

[04:59:37] I

[04:59:51] Was looking at these guys I didn't see these guys I

[04:59:56] Can run along into your business sir, thanks

[05:00:01] How can we still have the exclamation point like you're gonna shoot me though?

[05:00:04] Oh man.

[05:00:13] They call me the catacombs man because I'd be crawling in the combs.

[05:00:20] Flash!

[05:00:31] Fuck man!

[05:00:36] I shouldn't have gone up there. I knew that I couldn't go up there.

[05:00:40] Ugh, how featureless!

[05:00:41] How the fuck did you let see those two guys?

[05:00:49] Actually drawing board 47.

[05:00:52] And it begs that you let see those two guys!

[05:01:01] Because I'm stupid as fuck, dude.

[05:01:06] That was a bold attempt, 47.

[05:01:08] Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.

[05:01:12] Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky.

[05:01:16] I don't deserve the ketchup outfit.

[05:01:23] I'm a noob.

[05:01:27] Stupid freaking noob.

[05:01:31] meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh...

[05:01:39] Dirt mark!

[05:01:47] double no fire arm?

[05:01:52] swag?

[05:01:55] I need my scalpel.

[05:02:09] One day AI technology will fix your gameplay.

[05:02:13] Dude!

[05:02:16] Fuck you!

[05:02:20] Bitch!

[05:02:21] Looks to the crowd owned right?

[05:02:29] Yep.

[05:02:30] I left for five minutes you failed me.

[05:02:41] Dude, I just don't, I don't have the...

[05:02:50] I don't have the power map knowledge, dude.

[05:02:55] I ain't got it.

[05:02:57] I ain't freaking got it.

[05:03:08] They already advertised AI game enhancers?

[05:03:12] Yeah, didn't they have like some kind of like...

[05:03:15] It was like a Microsoft thing or like Copilot, right?

[05:03:19] co-pilot how do I solve the the box puzzle

[05:03:25] resident evil well it's quite simple

[05:03:27] really

[05:03:34] I'm so glad you asked dude new gens are

[05:03:44] fucking posers man there's their pose of bro we grew up we grew up watching them

[05:03:55] the they can't be sci-fi movies were like they're talking to like their fucking

[05:03:58] car like a computer that computer pull up pull up the biggest boobies in the

[05:04:05] world you know I mean and then it appears like pulling up the biggest

[05:04:09] boobies in the world for you mr. hacker

[05:04:14] Well, like, you know, my kids gonna grow up in an age where they're gonna be like, computer,

[05:04:30] do my homework for me.

[05:04:31] You know what I mean?

[05:04:32] But like, they never watch the campy, predictive sci-fi movies with like the omniscient AIs

[05:04:40] in them they never they never read the book

[05:04:47] you know what I mean I got a P is there a guard here

[05:04:56] okay we're back it's gonna even read these days true I said that the other

[05:05:01] week and then chatters were like oh actually they've been saying that about

[05:05:05] every generation and you are generalizing fucking beat their ass

[05:06:35] Thanks for watching!

[05:07:05] you

[05:07:35] you

[05:08:05] you

[05:08:35] you

[05:09:05] you

[05:09:35] You

[05:12:35] Hello?

[05:12:57] is anyone else like I'm talking to my copious coffee drinkers and chat

[05:13:25] I'll be in touch when you reach your destination as you and like drink a lot of coffee and then like

[05:13:35] halfway through I don't know like this is like my third coffee or whatever my body just knows

[05:13:41] like you shouldn't drink this and like taste a little bit different welcome to thornbridge manor

[05:13:45] intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area i trust that you can find them and

[05:13:50] eliminate them it's like my body's like yeah you shouldn't you probably shouldn't

[05:13:53] They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. Be careful, 47.

[05:14:00] Oh, you're good, bruh. It's the party, by the way.

[05:14:08] Yeah, and then my piss smells like coffee.

[05:14:14] I drink a lot of coffee and suck my own dick. What's up?

[05:14:19] I think we're talking about two different things.

[05:14:23] it's no firearms dude if it wasn't no firearms salad assassin I could knock out that lady

[05:14:38] and then kill him, and it would be fine.

[05:14:56] Stay safe mate.

[05:14:59] Owie!

[05:15:00] Rubf?

[05:15:02] Stay safe mate.

[05:15:03] Not in the mood for playing games here

[05:15:12] But what if you came to this bush now, huh?

[05:15:17] If I both the final haircut yet, no

[05:15:25] No last supper yet. Hello. Is anyone there?

[05:15:33] I should have kept your nose out of the bush, buddy.

[05:15:45] And now...

[05:15:46] You die.

[05:15:47] For what?

[05:15:48] Excellent work, 47.

[05:15:49] You've spread fear within the syndicate.

[05:15:50] Wait.

[05:15:51] Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.

[05:15:58] Wait. I don't want that.

[05:16:05] Oh no, it's one of the guards in the fucking... security.

[05:16:13] I saw you talking about that.

[05:16:18] Oh.

[05:16:19] Oh, no.

[05:16:20] How do I kill you?

[05:16:25] How do I kill you?

[05:16:35] You getting up the new Bannerlord update?

[05:16:44] Bro, there ain't no way that shit's worth playing.

[05:16:55] Unless they added aliens.

[05:16:56] And I'm talking grey aliens.

[05:17:01] Do you fucking understand me?

[05:17:06] I want aliens.

[05:17:09] I want aliens who are like, oooooh.

[05:17:27] Well what the hell do we do?

[05:17:32] Can we get in?

[05:17:33] The need to add 8 foot tall foot in our reverse is a price Dallas Howard didn't even agree.

[05:17:48] Yeah.

[05:17:49] Agree.

[05:17:50] No one said that.

[05:17:57] I can say the name of Boosa, though.

[05:18:06] I won't, though. Out of his speck for them.

[05:18:21] Uh-uh.

[05:18:27] Yeah, I'm trespassing.

[05:18:34] Cool, alright.

[05:18:41] Nearly got him, boys.

[05:18:52] Then we got this fucking hipster guy that walks in to do nothing dude like fuck off man.

[05:19:06] You're a big.

[05:19:19] I'm in the new Street Fighter movie.

[05:19:21] Amigas. Bald. White. Glasses. Bat.

[05:19:51] Why does this always happen to me?

[05:19:59] Oh, we should have killed him.

[05:20:05] Oh wait, we can't kill him.

[05:20:08] Fuck.

[05:20:09] Bruh, I actually do not know how to get that guy in the guard at best, this is like my

[05:20:14] My worst fucking nightmare on this map.

[05:20:21] Wait.

[05:20:22] Hello, Sam.

[05:20:24] Do not speak to me, British man.

[05:20:42] Well done, Forty-Sep. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.

[05:20:54] Oh, let's take a peep.

[05:20:56] He doesn't really eat peeps like the Easter candy, that shit's so fucking gross, oh my

[05:21:11] god.

[05:21:17] Love those.

[05:21:18] Ew, dude.

[05:21:24] your uncle microwaves him? Ew, dude. This crossing doesn't even help. Wait, I know what

[05:21:41] to do it looks like I can get inside

[05:22:11] No. My wife sent me a link as a joke. And now all I see online are bad.

[05:22:17] What can we do?

[05:22:18] Dude, a fucking camera, man.

[05:22:20] They're having the same shoe conversation that they have on Dubai, dude.

[05:22:28] Oh, uh, I'll just let you be.

[05:22:36] You were next to the camera?

[05:22:37] Yeah, I can't.

[05:22:41] I can't get it though

[05:23:07] These guys are looking at their phones. I think I can walk fast

[05:23:11] Dude, can I get in there?

[05:23:36] I don't think so.

[05:23:40] Why am I able to see this right here?

[05:23:54] Poison drink? He's not drinking!

[05:23:56] Also, I can't poison it.

[05:24:10] I think I solved it.

[05:24:20] I think I can poison him when he stands like right there.

[05:24:47] Second, I gotta get rid of this guy.

[05:25:17] you

[05:25:47] you

[05:26:17] you

[05:26:47] you

[05:27:17] you

[05:27:47] You should not be sneaking around here you might get hurt

[05:28:17] Oh, no.

[05:28:22] Hey!

[05:28:23] We have an owner for this weapon!

[05:28:30] Wow!

[05:28:31] I can see the paws in your skin!

[05:28:43] Now, I can see the pools in your skin.

[05:29:13] Maybe knock out the guy patrolling behind you so you can do something.

[05:29:27] And then look at the bottom left there.

[05:29:29] You see those black dots?

[05:29:30] Those are also all NPCs.

[05:29:32] Should I knock those guys out as well?

[05:29:34] There's only like 20 of them, so.

[05:29:36] Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!

[05:29:38] Go!

[05:29:40] Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!

[05:29:57] We make a pile.

[05:30:00] Uhhhhhhh...

[05:30:02] I think we have to. I think we have to.

[05:30:04] I don't think it's possible.

[05:30:06] And let me tell you the only reason it's not possible is because we threw that baseball while he was drinking that water

[05:30:12] No, watch he's gonna turn around and immediately go back

[05:30:16] The water interactable no longer exists. So he no longer stands over there for like 20 seconds

[05:30:24] I'm a freaking idiot

[05:30:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:30:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:30:53] I'm like in the void right now, holy shit.

[05:31:03] He smokes next to the table for an opportunity.

[05:31:05] It's gonna kill other people though.

[05:31:07] At the very least knock them out.

[05:31:11] It won't.

[05:31:14] It will.

[05:31:18] It will.

[05:31:21] Well, that is not where I wanted him to go and he almost saw this guy.

[05:31:35] I

[05:31:43] Oh

[05:31:57] Stand back, please I will investigate

[05:32:05] Come on, give me a break.

[05:32:10] This is the El Classico pile.

[05:32:13] Okay.

[05:32:16] We might have a situation.

[05:32:22] I'll check the perimeter.

[05:32:25] Over.

[05:32:26] Come.

[05:32:27] Come investigate the pile you must

[05:32:32] Okay.

[05:32:33] You knocked the guard out like I said too, fuck you.

[05:32:57] Yeah, you didn't know what you were suggesting though.

[05:33:01] maybe even a little more articulate in your suggestion maybe I could give you

[05:33:07] credit but you're like just knock back I have okay

[05:33:10] huh thank you

[05:33:20] We got to do the legendary quadruple lure.

[05:33:29] What was that sound?

[05:33:36] We called this the honky-donky back in the day.

[05:33:44] First you honk, then you go in.

[05:33:49] Easy. Stand back.

[05:34:19] you

[05:34:49] you

[05:35:19] you

[05:35:49] you

[05:36:19] you

[05:36:49] You

[05:37:19] Hmm

[05:37:24] Someone is playing games with me, but I'll call I'll give them a call over yes join the horizontal file

[05:37:34] Give me a break

[05:37:49] Big dog, I really need you to fuck this, uh, fuck you, downer bitch.

[05:38:11] Fuck you and die.

[05:38:16] Okay.

[05:38:17] Nope.

[05:38:19] It was me. It was me. I mean so weird right now

[05:38:37] What

[05:38:45] Stupid coincidence

[05:38:47] What if someone like in the party sees us jabbing this guy?

[05:38:59] I'm going for it, I'm going for it, I'm going for it, I'm going for it, this one's for

[05:39:25] the boys. We out, bitch.

[05:39:33] Simplicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.

[05:39:39] Goodbye, pile. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.

[05:39:44] Don't forget the safe.

[05:40:25] My game crashed, dude.

[05:40:32] Oh, no!

[05:40:36] No!

[05:40:38] Why?

[05:40:47] That counts as a death, no.

[05:40:55] Well, we should be able to do the same thing, but one though the thing that might be different though is it might be a different variation.

[05:41:03] I don't know.

[05:41:11] You had eight bodies in a pile on a map that isn't properly coded is my guess.

[05:41:15] No, it happened after they found the body.

[05:41:18] I don't know what.

[05:41:22] Original recipe.

[05:41:25] If the game crashes, it should be the same layout.

[05:41:37] Well, at least we know exactly what to do now.

[05:41:47] I mean, honestly, we could probably do it better this time.

[05:41:50] I'm going to go for the middle of the crowd jet, dude.

[05:41:54] I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.

[05:42:01] The video replay crashes my show all the time.

[05:42:03] You know, honestly, it did start crashing after I enabled the video replays.

[05:42:10] Batwing is so-

[05:42:11] Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.

[05:42:13] The syndicate is currently operating in the area.

[05:42:15] Friends of the moon.

[05:42:16] Bro, it's a different variation.

[05:42:17] But, they are on high alert, so tread carefully or they will slip away.

[05:42:23] Oh, at least we don't have to do literally the same fucking thing again.

[05:42:27] That's nice.

[05:42:28] Also, we get to go inside the Dimanche.

[05:42:43] Gotta remember, these guys got some pretty long sight lines.

[05:42:48] Like if I jumped out right here that guy would see me.

[05:42:53] I wonder what's in that van.

[05:43:07] It's probably a legendary gun if I'm being honest.

[05:43:12] I remember not being able to climb this because someone like over there was going to see me.

[05:43:18] Maybe someone over here, hurry!

[05:43:36] I'm in.

[05:43:47] Why is there a million guys in here?

[05:43:57] I don't like that.

[05:44:07] It's the cannibal?

[05:44:08] Dude, there's so many fucking cannibals in this game.

[05:44:15] Leave.

[05:44:45] Okay, looking promising.

[05:45:11] I don't know where to put him.

[05:45:41] No, don't leave. Please. That worked so hard. Why is he fighting?

[05:45:51] Remember, on no firearms if this guy sees us, we lose.

[05:46:06] Come in, J.H.Q., this is Undertaker.

[05:46:33] something's going down and I'm having a look over and out there is a guy coming oh my god

[05:46:45] No, it's not.

[05:46:51] Oh!

[05:46:52] Excellent work, Forty-Seven.

[05:47:01] You've spread fear within this syndicate.

[05:47:07] Damn, a lot to be here, neat.

[05:47:14] Had the body no point, he was ill-poisoned.

[05:47:20] Open up.

[05:47:23] Open up!

[05:47:36] Mmm, meaty bone.

[05:47:41] My favorite.

[05:47:46] Mmm.

[05:47:52] bones so good oh it's this guy

[05:48:22] Let's go to the dick.

[05:48:35] I don't have any poison, it's going to be hard.

[05:48:49] me Lord. May I interest you in some meaty bone? Oh no.

[05:49:00] Not again. That's just irritating.

[05:49:19] Hmm, maybe we get them upstairs. That's probably what we do.

[05:49:30] So how long do you keep it? Two later, okay?

[05:49:42] Got a blast!

[05:49:47] No, man! No!

[05:50:00] That restrooms you like food

[05:50:08] Yes, don't you worry this will be the last bone you ever see

[05:50:24] It was me

[05:50:26] My bone!

[05:50:31] How'd you hear that?

[05:50:34] Oh.

[05:50:42] Language.

[05:50:44] Wow. I heard that. Cool. Thanks for sharing. I gotta choke you now.

[05:50:58] I'm just so pissed off.

[05:51:10] You know, we actually just did her a favor though.

[05:51:23] What the?

[05:51:27] Answer me!

[05:51:37] The sound dampening in here is crazy.

[05:51:40] around here come on maybe it was just a poltergeist I'm afraid no ghost leave

[05:51:59] there's absolutely no fucking way that's just

[05:52:04] No.

[05:52:06] Oh.

[05:52:08] This guy's doing the long walk, bros.

[05:52:34] Do you think that other Faultler's gonna come back anytime soon?

[05:52:56] that's one the other one dude take a peeperino bro

[05:53:15] That voice is going on here so annoying!

[05:53:22] Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[05:53:23] Hold on. I'm not confident.

[05:53:32] Hey, who is throwing stuff around here? Come on!

[05:53:36] Why am I doing this?

[05:53:39] Don't we have security to deal with situations?

[05:53:45] Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.

[05:53:55] Adios, meaty bone.

[05:54:15] Wow. I heard that.

[05:54:20] Yes, you did. Come take a peep arena. Oh, shit.

[05:54:31] Hey, who's gonna break my balls here?

[05:54:42] Me.

[05:54:45] Whoa, what's this weird shit flying around?

[05:55:06] Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the people.

[05:55:10] It wasn't a fluke boys

[05:55:32] Safe man

[05:55:40] It has a long sightline.

[05:56:02] I'm at the last one's near him.

[05:56:27] Yep.

[05:56:54] That's the most vigilant guard known to man, bros.

[05:57:15] After the Explosive Golf Ball.

[05:57:45] see ya see ya see ya

[05:57:58] look did you see that crazy stoppage in the music versus a burro open boxing

[05:58:04] match yeah man it was crazy holy shit

[05:58:08] I put up 20k on college and I won.

[05:58:15] Archon, thanks for subbing me.

[05:58:18] I like sports, I like betting on sports, I like beer, I like the gym.

[05:58:26] And the Fast and the Furious.

[05:58:29] Choreos, thanks for subbing me.

[05:58:32] Impressive work you did back there.

[05:58:34] I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.

[05:59:04] We will not be adhering to the no fire arms, by the way.

[05:59:18] Oh, oh, yoyoy.

[05:59:23] Scale showdown, eh?

[05:59:35] I mean, I'll take that.

[05:59:37] I'll take that.

[05:59:40] Do this IRL chud.

[05:59:47] Done.

[05:59:52] I'm doing it.

[06:00:05] That's him Wolfsburg losing 1-0 after first leg in the relegation playoff?

[06:00:10] Yep, this guy's just making words up, man.

[06:00:14] Holy fuck.

[06:00:20] What the fuck did you just call me, bro?

[06:00:25] I love sports!

[06:00:28] Talking about sports ball again, huh?

[06:00:31] Computer, follow up top 10 craziest speedrun tricks ever, 2025 edition.

[06:00:39] Now let me blow your mind with some e-sports.

[06:00:43] I said I through a computer 3D print

[06:01:10] My own armpits.

[06:01:16] Can I apply a liberal amount of musk to it please?

[06:01:23] Oh hey it's armpit taster in chat, what's up man?

[06:01:28] Didn't even know you were here.

[06:01:32] You don't get to taste that.

[06:01:39] an armpit taster, man. When you least expect it.

[06:01:51] Bro chill my girl in the room. Computer, explode that guy's girl.

[06:01:58] Drone, Dwonestwipe, please.

[06:02:05] Uh, we're gonna keep you a medic while.

[06:02:16] I'll be in touch when you beat your destination.

[06:02:22] Cory, I think we're subbed.

[06:02:25] My 72 hour deodorant guy at Rudine's shower. A shower every day, believe it or not. Believe it or not, bros. Every day.

[06:02:35] Welcome to Paris. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do.

[06:02:42] But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy. Be careful, 47. And most of all, good luck.

[06:02:50] Shut up.

[06:02:52] I need luck.

[06:02:55] I'm a fucking professional.

[06:03:10] Guys, there's a camera right there where I'm going to jump.

[06:03:16] Well, time to get rid of the no firearms.

[06:03:20] You think these guys are gonna care if I jump this fence directly in front of them guys?

[06:03:47] What do you think?

[06:03:49] I think they'd be chill with it.

[06:03:55] Sir?

[06:03:56] Sir.

[06:04:04] Go check that out.

[06:04:05] Well...

[06:04:06] Okay.

[06:04:11] Here to...

[06:04:13] Make me literally invisible to everyone.

[06:04:18] Out.

[06:04:19] I need these guys to go away, I should have taken care of those guys actually.

[06:04:46] can you be done please I got a sneak past this guy

[06:05:14] Okay, it's not fucking possible sneak past this guy.

[06:05:16] Ha ha ha.

[06:05:21] Cool.

[06:05:28] I mean, he's looking down.

[06:05:31] I'm just afraid if I vault that, he's gonna see me.

[06:05:44] What?

[06:06:06] Computer, unlock this door.

[06:06:15] What are you doing?

[06:06:36] Fuck you, bitch.

[06:06:38] Hey.

[06:06:40] What's up?

[06:06:42] I got a poop so I'm going home.

[06:06:44] See you guys.

[06:06:46] See ya.

[06:06:51] I'm a shy pooper.

[06:06:53] Ahhhh.

[06:06:55] Ohhhh.

[06:07:01] Correus and Archon?

[06:07:03] of it we really help the boys back home if you said bazinga it's not fortunate it

[06:07:13] rather appears to be going out of luck

[06:07:20] back to the drawing board 47

[06:07:24] Is that good?

[06:07:26] Is that what you needed, bro?

[06:07:28] Say it again?

[06:07:30] Buzz thing?

[06:07:32] Man, that was almost so smooth, man.

[06:07:34] And then the guy was in there, and I didn't even know he was in there,

[06:07:37] because I didn't look at my map, because I was too worried about everyone else.

[06:07:39] That was a bold attempt, 47.

[06:07:41] Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.

[06:07:44] Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.

[06:07:50] You know what any good jokes about fit?

[06:07:52] boy do I mayhaps I can interest you in one that I've been workshopping you know

[06:08:01] normally I like to write it down before stream practice the joke a little bit

[06:08:09] all right so basically there's this fish right

[06:08:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude stop laughing I haven't even told the joke yet calm down

[06:08:42] So basically- Dude, stop!

[06:08:49] I can't focus!

[06:08:53] What the fuck up?

[06:09:08] What the fair do why don't they gotta do

[06:09:38] Yeah, I gotta type a raffle, man, truuuude.

[06:09:56] You're asking for a refund. Um, there are no refunds, and fuck you, in that order.

[06:10:03] order. French. I have a gun. Gun acquired. Get to do the objectives this time. Hmm.

[06:10:20] Okay, we'll bring a stethoscope because I can kill people with it. Oh no, I can't.

[06:10:29] So basically I gotta do this fucking SASO because I can't get a fucking display. We

[06:10:32] We could find one of them.

[06:10:36] Okay.

[06:10:42] Or we could...

[06:10:44] ...trank somebody and take their costume.

[06:10:49] You just need two objectives. Understood.

[06:10:56] Well, you lost 500 viewers telling that joke.

[06:10:59] This guy is fucking pocket watching me right now.

[06:11:04] Takes her hand out of my pocket.

[06:11:08] Stop.

[06:11:09] And no, I didn't lose those.

[06:11:17] My service briefly terminated.

[06:11:23] I think, uh, I'd like to be about like two viewers undetectable.

[06:11:41] No one will ever know.

[06:11:43] Um.

[06:11:44] We'll find something.

[06:11:49] We're good.

[06:11:50] bring this just in case we goochie yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah

[06:12:10] Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members

[06:12:20] are currently in the area. Let's get them down and do what you do best. But watch your

[06:12:25] step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy. Godspeed, 47. Wow, I did not ask

[06:12:33] any of that

[06:12:41] good

[06:12:42] guy trying to do his job you fucking chill out

[06:12:48] guarding

[06:12:50] week

[06:13:00] yes

[06:13:02] Wait, they're not actually checking it out.

[06:13:10] Return to gazing longingly at the ocean. I think that's an ocean, I don't know.

[06:13:32] There's no one to put this dude man.

[06:13:39] Hmm.

[06:13:44] Great, now they're talking to each other like they're friends and shit.

[06:13:59] I'm a god now

[06:14:09] where are these guys doing?

[06:14:16] What the fuck?

[06:14:28] Oh hell no.

[06:14:35] Why do I have a wetsuit on?

[06:14:52] What's our S.A.S. or S.A.N.F?

[06:14:55] They're both hard for different reasons, I think.

[06:15:11] Oh man, I don't have a blunt weapon to throw.

[06:15:25] I got nothing here.

[06:15:39] Don't tell me why that is because I was trespassing?

[06:15:42] Like if I'm sneaking up on anyone else and I'm not trespassing, do they do that if I'm walking?

[06:15:47] Yeah? Okay.

[06:15:55] Great, great.

[06:16:03] Frick.

[06:16:14] Wet suit to exit there?

[06:16:16] Oh shit, dude.

[06:16:21] I'm gonna be like Snake.

[06:16:22] I want to be like Mike

[06:16:27] One for the road.

[06:16:28] Ditch.

[06:16:30] Is this not where the hippo is?

[06:16:40] How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.

[06:16:48] Back to the drawing board, 47.

[06:16:52] We're learning dude. I wonder if he would have turned around if I was just

[06:16:58] regular regular speed crouching.

[06:17:08] That was a bold attempt 47. Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into

[06:17:13] hiding. Knowing you I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that

[06:17:17] They won't be so lucky next time.

[06:17:21] So many, so many little nuances in those game, bros.

[06:17:27] Mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere.

[06:17:35] Sure.

[06:17:36] Well, look.

[06:17:42] China or India, silent assassin.

[06:17:44] I think China.

[06:17:45] wait yeah no yes China I can't do the sniper one that's okay

[06:18:04] Yoink.

[06:18:12] Put this bitch up.

[06:18:19] And this bitch as well.

[06:18:24] We probably should have grabbed the scalpel, but we can grab a different noink.

[06:18:32] I think China is pretty easy to get around in, IMO.

[06:18:37] India is a, I'm not as good at India.

[06:18:41] IMO, TBH.

[06:18:45] 25K bones on Believe, Save Me, Donald J. Trone.

[06:18:50] Save Me.

[06:19:02] To Biden. Two years. Two years.

[06:19:09] To Biden.

[06:19:27] If you can say Biden.

[06:19:32] If you can say, hello, see?

[06:19:47] I like the thing about, like, future civilizations that will be exposed to, like, the media.

[06:19:52] We digested, like, hundreds of years after it was relevant.

[06:19:58] I just wish I could, like, see that.

[06:20:02] Like if there's an afterlife and I've got like some kind of like spirit that could be like a spirit

[06:20:08] Can I like watch like an occasion like peeping on the future or whatever?

[06:20:14] Yeah

[06:20:18] I want to see like someone like on their personal super computer browsing the giga internet or some shit

[06:20:23] They go to like www.ancientmemes.com

[06:20:26] ancient memes dot com or at what's what's got NZ news in the final batch of

[06:20:38] humanity because everything else has been polluted and destroyed discovers

[06:20:44] troll face holy shit

[06:20:56] Little circle back to calling them jokes.

[06:21:01] Browsing some jokes are you mate?

[06:21:05] That's the accent that everyone in the future 5th of the year snows gonna use by the way.

[06:21:09] Bui!

[06:21:10] Brof!

[06:21:11] Like kinda like upbeat like British accent a little bit.

[06:21:14] Welcome to Chong King.

[06:21:15] Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.

[06:21:19] I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.

[06:21:21] Oh man.

[06:21:22] But this is not going to be easy.

[06:21:25] These actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.

[06:21:29] Be careful, 47.

[06:21:31] Oh, man!

[06:21:33] Wait.

[06:21:36] It's all coming back to me, baby.

[06:21:45] I swear to god there's like a pipe I can go all the way up

[06:22:01] Maybe not.

[06:22:20] That's the drone roof though.

[06:22:23] Be wary.

[06:22:29] fly up like Neo. Wait, Neo Matrix? Oh, it's right here. So stupid. I think this is the

[06:22:43] I can't see the drones through the wall. Is it because they're not human?

[06:23:13] of

[06:23:30] the

[06:23:35] I'll check the perimeter over tell me I cannot find this please God

[06:23:54] anyone there answer

[06:23:58] nope

[06:24:05] We might have a situation, sweeping area, over there.

[06:24:35] we beat that? It's so hard, man.

[06:24:40] What are those other guards got?

[06:24:53] Uh, Dr. King.

[06:24:55] Oh!

[06:25:05] Hey, come out if anyone's there.

[06:25:07] I'm not gonna do that.

[06:25:11] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

[06:25:21] Then we might have a situation.

[06:25:23] I'll check in primitive.

[06:25:29] Oh god.

[06:25:31] It's come back like pendulum.

[06:25:33] Hello?

[06:25:39] Well, time to die.

[06:25:45] Syndicate member eliminated.

[06:25:47] I'll dump that to seven.

[06:25:53] Oh, he had silenced SMG.

[06:26:03] That's my favorite kind of SMG. Where's the safe? In the motherfucking lab, dude.

[06:26:22] In and out.

[06:26:33] Dude, this fucking bastard is always walking on the street, man.

[06:26:40] But all the walking.

[06:26:52] All right.

[06:26:54] We're going to do this next part.

[06:26:55] S.A.S.O.

[06:26:59] Because I don't want to change me costume.

[06:27:01] However.

[06:27:03] This is the Jean-Claude Van Damme map, which is easier to get around in, IMO.

[06:27:13] I'm not trespassing.

[06:27:19] Oh, hell yeah.

[06:27:22] I still need a dongle though.

[06:27:26] I got the package.

[06:27:36] Excuse me.

[06:27:46] security protocol overekend

[06:27:57] don't hesitate to come back

[06:27:59] I'm always open

[06:28:02] access granted

[06:28:12] son of bitch

[06:28:16] God fucking dammit, man.

[06:28:26] I forget where the cameras are.

[06:28:35] There's several places with the camera, I think.

[06:28:39] Guys, what if we got 4k exactly from this, uh, save?

[06:28:46] Wouldn't that be lit?

[06:28:50] I'm sure that's what's gonna happen, actually, now that I think about it.

[06:28:55] It's gonna say, here you are, 47.

[06:29:00] You'll precisely 4,000 mercies for the Dark God.

[06:29:06] I'll say thank you thank you

[06:29:26] Magic Sorphis for Raiden. I hope you had a good concert. Performance show. TM.

[06:29:33] I'm about to rob this safe.

[06:29:38] Do not turn around, dude.

[06:29:40] Ah!

[06:29:41] Why?

[06:29:42] All we need is a courier, dude.

[06:29:43] I wonder how long we're going to stay here.

[06:29:44] Can I come in?

[06:29:45] Yeah, sorry, man.

[06:29:46] It's a no-go.

[06:29:47] Why do these guys hate me so much?

[06:29:48] I don't know.

[06:29:49] I don't know.

[06:29:50] I don't know.

[06:29:51] I don't know.

[06:29:52] I don't know.

[06:29:53] I don't know.

[06:29:54] I don't know.

[06:29:55] I don't know.

[06:29:56] I don't know.

[06:29:57] I don't know.

[06:29:58] I don't know.

[06:29:59] I don't know.

[06:30:00] why these guys hate me so much they were oh I see

[06:30:08] hmm interesting they're very interesting

[06:30:19] where's the point of this

[06:30:30] There's gonna be like a event down.

[06:30:38] Don't... they know it...

[06:30:48] They know attention to me!

[06:30:49] This will be so easy by the different outfit.

[06:30:52] What do I get down there?

[06:31:10] Me when I vent, a mogus.

[06:31:13] Heh.

[06:31:14] Guess I'm gonna be a little suss right now.

[06:31:19] Wait. Nope.

[06:31:24] We'll find it, I promise.

[06:31:30] My STG. Wait, I know where it is. I'm so dumb.

[06:31:37] What? But I've got the Tier 3 bomb.

[06:31:43] explain good you screwdriver hmm I forgot I could do that fella

[06:32:09] W Chat?

[06:32:27] Hey, there's a screwdriver.

[06:32:33] Alright.

[06:32:35] Cameras are down.

[06:32:40] All we need now is a bit of serendipity.

[06:32:50] Good guy, good D. Good guy, good D. Go.

[06:33:05] What if we just got a costume, though?

[06:33:08] You know what I mean?

[06:33:16] This is so incredibly dumb.

[06:33:25] There's only one guy down.

[06:33:33] What if there's like a window so I can see there's a dude?

[06:33:59] This will surely be a blow to the Simpsons.

[06:34:03] Return to the safe house, collect yourself, and be in touch.

[06:34:07] Security protocol overruled.

[06:34:14] We gave them the Moderna.

[06:34:17] The Pfizer flash.

[06:34:20] It's the final flash, you know Vegeta from the game.

[06:34:24] Vegeta.

[06:34:25] Goku.

[06:34:29] Security protocol overruled.

[06:34:32] I can't jump out of here. They're gonna see me if I stall.

[06:34:59] Maybe we should have just ran back the way we got in.

[06:35:29] I'm just so fucking stupid.

[06:35:41] Ha ha!

[06:35:49] Home free.

[06:35:54] Now if we knew where a courier was we could get the dark head.

[06:36:01] But I do not.

[06:36:02] So we can't.

[06:36:07] Just find a chest.

[06:36:08] Ooh, just find a chest with money in it.

[06:36:13] Ooh, just find money.

[06:36:18] Ooh, just get money.

[06:36:21] Oh my god.

[06:36:26] No!

[06:36:27] Oh!

[06:36:28] Oh!

[06:36:29] Oh god.

[06:36:30] Dude, it's fine.

[06:36:31] You know that's very suspicious behavior, right?

[06:36:43] It's chill, dude.

[06:36:44] Dude, I'm stuck!

[06:36:45] Dude, I'm stuck!

[06:36:46] Oh, fucking believable, man!

[06:37:00] Get back to the safehouse.

[06:37:01] I'll be in touch.

[06:37:05] Okay, stop right now!

[06:37:08] Did they're all lag room?

[06:37:14] Why did I do that?

[06:37:25] Do what?

[06:37:26] Walk out into an alleyway that should have otherwise been clear but was instantly flanked at all

[06:37:30] sides by someone who would work.

[06:37:32] Dude.

[06:37:33] Hang on.

[06:37:34] Hey!

[06:37:35] Don't move a muscle, buddy.

[06:37:36] I won't.

[06:37:37] I won't.

[06:37:38] Dude, I had nowhere to go!

[06:37:41] Dude, I had nowhere to go!

[06:38:11] You got big time breather? I was just trying to LEAVE!

[06:38:16] It should be. It rather appears that you run out of luck.

[06:38:23] Back to the drawing board, 47.

[06:38:30] There's someone so like I turned around.

[06:38:32] It doesn't work like that bro because I'm in his line of sight so he's going to say,

[06:38:37] Hey, stop that. And then the fucking thing above his head is going to continue going.

[06:38:42] Because he's, I mean, he can clearly see me. There's nothing for me to hide by.

[06:38:48] I'm sorry to say, but feeling your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid.

[06:38:54] But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.

[06:38:57] I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.

[06:38:59] Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.

[06:39:02] Can you throw an item for him to look away? Oh my God, dude.

[06:39:04] Oh, yeah, dude.

[06:39:11] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[06:39:22] Ay, ay, ay, ay.

[06:39:36] Dude, it's bullshit. You know that's bullshit. You know that's bullshit.

[06:39:40] I'm suing Disney because my Mandalorian Doritos were not dusty enough.

[06:39:58] I'm so sorry, man.

[06:40:08] I know you s- you think you suck but I just want to let you know.

[06:40:19] What?

[06:40:20] What?

[06:40:21] What?

[06:40:22] What?

[06:40:32] Oh, he finished his sentence.

[06:40:47] Oh, our dude.

[06:41:01] I'll show them.

[06:41:04] I'll show everyone.

[06:41:09] Pulls out pistol.

[06:41:17] I'm fucking lurky, man.

[06:41:28] Holy shit.

[06:41:30] Am I going to boil some unseasoned chicken today for dinner?

[06:41:36] I was thinking, I mean, not entirely unseasoned.

[06:41:40] I was going to do some mayonnaise in the pot, but...

[06:41:44] Let me do the thing I should do on season or what?

[06:41:54] One speckle of pepper?

[06:41:55] Ooh, but for garnish, not for taste?

[06:41:57] Excellent choice.

[06:41:59] Ooh, ooh, ah, ooh.

[06:42:07] They're on the same ass.

[06:42:12] down and do what you do best but this is not going to be easy previous actions

[06:42:17] have put them on high alert so you need to be tactical godspeed 47 you see this

[06:42:24] guy jogging down the street what do you do

[06:42:27] Gap.

[06:42:34] Call the cops.

[06:42:37] Okay.

[06:42:40] The excessive?

[06:42:41] I am over.

[06:42:54] I'm going in!

[06:43:05] Where is the fucking camera?

[06:43:24] It's not over, but I have to do this very careful.

[06:43:52] He's gonna shoot if he sees us.

[06:44:08] Dude, I'm beefing it, man.

[06:44:15] Maybe I should have just shot him. I was afraid that this guy right there was gonna run out, so I was gonna go knock him out.

[06:44:22] You guys, chill.

[06:44:27] Hello?

[06:44:30] Don't let him take control of this situation.

[06:44:33] You're the asshole!

[06:44:34] Flush him out!

[06:44:35] Okay, okay.

[06:44:36] Please!

[06:44:37] Move it!

[06:44:38] Move it!

[06:44:39] Watch that punch!

[06:44:40] Come on!

[06:44:41] Come on!

[06:44:42] Get out!

[06:44:43] Get out!

[06:44:44] Get out!

[06:44:45] Get out!

[06:44:46] Get out!

[06:44:47] Get out!

[06:44:48] Get out!

[06:44:49] Get out!

[06:44:50] Get out!

[06:44:51] I got it.

[06:44:58] Don't listen to the same, I guess.

[06:45:09] Wait, what?

[06:45:16] Oh.

[06:45:19] Come here!

[06:45:34] Wait, what?

[06:45:36] Oh.

[06:45:40] Me.

[06:45:46] Dude, don't cry. It's okay.

[06:45:48] You'll have other attempts.

[06:45:58] Dude, that was gonna be so free, too, man.

[06:46:01] The stupid fucking camera, man!

[06:46:04] Actually, the guy saw me.

[06:46:10] Dude, they were in the same house.

[06:46:18] What happens when you plug those holes in?

[06:46:48] Into that sewer we crawl.

[06:46:51] How unfortunate.

[06:46:52] It rather appears that you've run out of luck.

[06:46:59] Actually drawing board 47.

[06:47:04] I wonder if anyone ever goes into that bathroom.

[06:47:06] I know Janis goes in there right for the fucking massage.

[06:47:11] So yeah, someone does eventually go in there.

[06:47:18] Bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding

[06:47:23] But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. You won't pat them there. I mean already

[06:47:30] I was afraid to knock anyone out and put them in there because there's no where to

[06:47:33] Know where to stash

[06:47:45] Give me a New York

[06:47:48] Deadly Thoreau.

[06:48:08] Whatever.

[06:48:16] So the legendary pistola.

[06:48:35] Let's do China.

[06:48:42] It's gonna be weird.

[06:48:45] Not having to worry about our disguise.

[06:48:52] John, thank you for your interest.

[06:48:54] After carefully reviewed your job application,

[06:48:56] and unfortunately decided to be part of another candidate.

[06:48:59] After carefully spelled wrong, reviewed your job application.

[06:49:09] Where'd he get that?

[06:49:15] Copy that from your foreshad, don't blame me.

[06:49:22] Dude, that's EU copybuster right there.

[06:49:27] Oh yeah!

[06:49:31] Undercooked!

[06:49:35] that's fake man they never send you a rejection letter damn

[06:49:46] damn dude some of them do

[06:49:52] oops

[06:49:56] hey excuse me

[06:50:01] What do you know, Gamer-Man? Oh, actually, I have nine jobs.

[06:50:14] Yep. A little-known fact.

[06:50:19] Did you guys know that?

[06:50:32] We're not.

[06:50:52] Name them all.

[06:50:54] I'm glad you asked.

[06:50:56] Astronaut, lawyer,

[06:50:59] Policeman? Fireman?

[06:51:09] Chef? Plumber?

[06:51:29] You need to be tactical.

[06:51:31] Scatman?

[06:51:32] Yeah.

[06:51:33] Good luck.

[06:51:41] I gotta get up here for the party, dude.

[06:51:45] Invite T-Zone.

[06:51:47] Do you have yours?

[06:51:49] No.

[06:51:59] One more time, so help me.

[06:52:10] Okay.

[06:52:59] Now I work here.

[06:53:04] Uh oh.

[06:53:09] Uh oh.

[06:53:14] Mom found the fist sock.

[06:53:19] Mom found the fist sock.

[06:53:29] Oh, what, bitch?

[06:53:39] That's the guy I love.

[06:53:46] Bandrake, fixed for 7.

[06:53:53] Hey, I love you too, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

[06:54:05] I'm a lot of jupu, I'm I'm I'm I'm a lot of food, I'm I'm I'm

[06:54:26] Erm guys, which way is down?

[06:54:30] Oh, alright.

[06:54:35] Oh, yeah, I'm not actually coming.

[06:54:45] Dude, I am so surprised I can't get down there.

[06:55:03] There is a...

[06:55:19] At last!

[06:55:33] Wait, we're just safe.

[06:55:36] Restaurant.

[06:55:41] Hey, I love to poop.

[06:55:44] I, I, I...

[06:55:47] I gotta knock someone out with my concealable baton, Tien.

[06:55:53] Can I come in?

[06:55:58] Alright.

[06:56:03] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Jesus.

[06:56:19] I guess they don't fuck with event security, dude.

[06:56:29] I heard that.

[06:56:33] What's the point of a pipe if I can't climb that bitch?

[06:56:51] Hmm.

[06:56:56] Which one of these guys has them?

[06:57:33] I don't give a fuck dude.

[06:57:50] I'm gonna give him double taunt.

[06:57:55] No.

[06:57:57] No?

[06:58:01] Wait, we can disguise as him, though.

[06:58:09] Wait, they're sticking together like cowards.

[06:58:16] What?

[06:58:18] What?

[06:58:22] I'm so sorry.

[06:58:48] Wait, is this guy about to shoot me, or is that...

[06:59:05] Dude.

[06:59:11] Yeah, I swear to God that's showing up like right is like he's like lining a shot up on me

[06:59:26] Give me your money

[06:59:37] Kind of gotta get out of here

[06:59:41] I

[06:59:53] Don't care about career Chad

[07:00:02] Wait

[07:00:11] Shouldn't be out.

[07:00:16] Oh my.

[07:00:18] I need help.

[07:00:25] I can't reach.

[07:00:31] Dude, I wonder if it's a one shot kill.

[07:00:36] I'm not gonna reach

[07:01:06] The mod page says the sniper one-shots you

[07:01:23] I bet he's a real past master, Trisky people, you feel so real?

[07:01:52] Come on, drop my gun.

[07:01:54] This guy's suck.

[07:02:00] Okay, I love to poop.

[07:02:02] I, uh, oh.

[07:02:07] I frisky.

[07:02:12] Oh my god.

[07:02:13] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please!

[07:02:52] I'm in.

[07:03:09] Having a little sit down in the bathroom eh?

[07:03:14] It's fucking locked!

[07:03:23] Who locks the B-room?

[07:03:44] Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate. Get back to the safe house.

[07:03:52] I'll be in touch.

[07:03:54] No survivors! Where's... ooh, meaty bone.

[07:03:59] Gibi!

[07:04:00] get out of fucking medieval key on him

[07:04:15] sure is a good thing these guys aren't looking in the wind

[07:04:19] Dude, he's- The Simpler aims at you from over here.

[07:04:44] Oh, no!

[07:04:53] Shall we check the gun dealer?

[07:05:13] I guess, I guess.

[07:05:16] Okay.

[07:05:19] Brother, what?

[07:05:23] Hey, buddy!

[07:05:27] Find him!

[07:05:29] What the...

[07:05:31] Come on! We're not gonna lose this guy!

[07:05:37] He's over there!

[07:05:39] Hey, you guys!

[07:05:41] Why did that guy instantly shoot at me?!

[07:06:00] Rough day.

[07:06:02] Shit man.

[07:06:11] I feel that meaty bone.

[07:06:18] Oh hey.

[07:06:24] Oh my god.

[07:06:29] Oh fuck.

[07:06:34] I just want to buy a gun!

[07:06:50] I'm a cop.

[07:07:04] of

[07:07:11] the

[07:07:33] That increases prices by the way. There's no fucking way.

[07:07:49] I should be dead.

[07:07:58] Why would that increase the prices? How would they know it's me?

[07:08:03] impressive work 47 let me know when you're ready for your next assignment

[07:08:10] ready

[07:08:17] I need a sedative

[07:08:22] stat rare melee also knew that

[07:08:28] Let's see here we got that we got that we got that we got that we got that we don't

[07:08:37] need the pistol you know a less valuable one.

[07:08:52] We're gonna catch a fit, guys.

[07:09:08] Is that chilled?

[07:09:20] still have the rare melee? Yes. Get the instant fishing mod though, that one's not cheating.

[07:09:39] Come on. Ikari thinks we're so...

[07:09:45] Babe.

[07:09:56] They're wobbles.

[07:09:57] If you can force dark gun spawns from the vendor, if you don't have one and have a dark gun

[07:10:08] objective.

[07:10:09] Man, I swear to god, like, it felt like that.

[07:10:14] So I'm not surprised to learn that's actually the case.

[07:10:21] And it always felt like every time we had that objective and we go to a mission, I'd

[07:10:28] be like, oh, well, I mean, maybe we'll find one on the vendor.

[07:10:30] There was always one on the vendor.

[07:10:36] Every time.

[07:10:39] Oh.

[07:10:43] Does that mean I could take like Epic SMG and then like not have one go into a mission

[07:10:56] and he'll have an Epic SMG on him?

[07:11:02] Crazy!

[07:11:07] My sinuses are like inflamed right now dude.

[07:11:10] I've read to cut the fish.

[07:11:18] Who cut the fish in here?

[07:11:40] Taking your nose after scratching your ass.

[07:11:42] No?

[07:11:43] How did he know?

[07:11:56] I just can't wait to get all of the stuff out of my sinus.

[07:12:01] It's gonna be cool.

[07:12:07] What the hell are we care- Okay, drop that.

[07:12:10] Um...

[07:12:13] We got a lot of shit.

[07:12:15] Don't need this

[07:12:17] Don't need the knife.

[07:12:21] MMMMMMMMM

[07:12:25] I don't want it.

[07:12:31] Better not be taking behind-the-counter suit-o-peta and not that suit-o-pet...

[07:12:36] P.E. Bullshit.

[07:12:40] Um, I'm taking... behind the counter for sure.

[07:12:55] How they's held them, dude?

[07:13:01] Congratulations, oh-hoop.

[07:13:10] Have a good trip, 37.

[07:13:14] Team Archdrakes for Celec?

[07:13:17] Snort the dewarmer, my sir.

[07:13:21] I've remeptin' my possess.

[07:13:26] Welcome to New York.

[07:13:28] On my day?

[07:13:29] Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.

[07:13:33] Track them down and do what you do best.

[07:13:35] But be careful.

[07:13:36] They're on high alert.

[07:13:38] don't want them to slip away. Godspeed, 47. Yes, go see what that works.

[07:13:47] It's used to make math. Cool.

[07:13:57] I love math.

[07:14:00] that was weird. you take a look at it. I understand.

[07:14:21] Almost got spotted.

[07:14:30] Hmm.

[07:14:34] I don't actually need this.

[07:14:36] I wish I had some chloro form, I guess we could have put the sedative in there, huh?

[07:15:02] Oh my god, this is the guy.

[07:15:16] That chatter is correct.

[07:15:27] here

[07:15:49] smells like blueberry

[07:15:57] Sleep now.

[07:16:05] Sleep.

[07:16:10] Wait. Oh no!

[07:16:14] Uh oh.

[07:16:16] Wait.

[07:16:23] Wait, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

[07:16:57] Let's put him in the track one.

[07:17:10] Yep, there it is.

[07:17:30] Go bank.

[07:17:46] Alrighty, enjoy your nap.

[07:17:51] Oh, we can scramble this?

[07:18:00] I hesitated.

[07:18:20] the

[07:18:32] Wait, how much was that?

[07:18:52] 5k?

[07:19:01] the

[07:19:21] Yeah, I'm a relative queen.

[07:19:38] I don't care which one this is.

[07:19:44] I found it, guys.

[07:19:45] Guys.

[07:19:48] Guys, I found it.

[07:19:49] Guys?

[07:19:51] It's kind of fucked up they put that bomb in there by the way because if I grab that

[07:20:03] in front of them I lose silent assassin.

[07:20:08] You can grab literally everything else from there.

[07:20:11] You've done that before?

[07:20:16] Yep.

[07:20:18] I

[07:20:40] Return to the safe house collect yourself I'll be in touch

[07:20:48] I was in the room with people discussing hero bank accounts, dude, I wasn't fucking

[07:21:11] I didn't like the name of the ammo!

[07:21:13] I was a scarder!

[07:21:24] Explain your thought process. You can frost the glass in that room so that no one can see in and I was gonna...

[07:21:33] I was gonna choke out the...

[07:21:35] non-target and then kill the target and then put them in the dresser that was my

[07:21:40] plan

[07:21:42] bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into

[07:21:47] height that was my plan it was the biggest plan of all time

[07:21:52] let me know when you're ready

[07:21:55] well I'm done

[07:21:59] I'm dead.

[07:22:01] Good ass stream.

[07:22:03] How about some jazz?

[07:22:08] Some jazz to send us off.

[07:22:10] Yeah, that's dancing to jazz.

[07:22:19] Oh yeah.

[07:22:20] There's the 90 degree

[07:22:23] swivel of the left leg there.

[07:22:26] It's like a half circle.

[07:22:28] Okay, so