MOONMOON
007 tomorrow - victory today (hardcore freelancer variations !mod [silent assassin when offered])
05-25-2026 · 7h 53m
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Greetings!
and the end thanks for 7 MGBulpix, thanks for god 7, makeshiva, thanks for 7 short, thanks for the mid CW Sharks, and IQs, thanks for 7, HELLO!
Hello!
Heavy Veteran's Day, thank you for your service.
Ah, you're welcome.
I think.
Van den Aesah hidey turns and nest stick in sarcastic brownie and clandits me these
for submit.
Villian, thanks for submit.
Oh.
Oh.
I gotta watch this shit on them.
What?
What?
Harlan's and Pima Malaysian return to mean and beloveds for seven
How many times have you completed a full campaign I completed normal in a hardcore
Anyway, go in nine lines for something, robot cargo upside down, anything for something...
I think I forgot something, I'm sorry.
Let's see if we can this mode in hardcore.
This is hardcore.
The difference is that if you fail once, you lose the entire thing and also the mobs are
more aware.
Which can make it pretty tough.
We keep it hardcore.
Come on, do it!
Come on, do it!
Tom, thanks for selling it.
I'm trying to adjust my microphone into the correct position.
swag we keep it hard core this doesn't look like brats rockangels
Hmm... Geobaited!
Masterful bait!
Thank you!
Yes!
Okay...
Ha ha ha, four targets. Ha ha.
We're gonna do China suit only, dude.
I'll give a flip.
I'll give a whup.
Am I gonna win today? Gee, I sure hope so, mister.
Are you going to play story mode tomorrow?
Man, I'm receiving conflicting reports.
I'm told that if I pre-order 007, I get one day early access.
Confirm or deny.
So that one day early access should be tomorrow.
Roy?
Do they give you the golden gun?
In like 15 hours?
Oh, what a release time.
Landon, I love my dog, thanks for a sip.
You feeling better?
No.
No.
Thanks, Johnny.
Still got me, me infection, I think.
Sound assassin suit only. Chongqing. China. China.
Where's my microphone in the wrong place? Did a ghost move this?
Look, Chongqing. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best. However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, Fugizan.
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell.
This one should be easy, maybe.
I'm gonna need this guy to get the fuck out of that window, though, bros.
I don't think he's moving though.
Well, I guess the only way is up.
God damn it, I'll make it back to Hong Kong, things will be different, I'll show you.
God damn boss, I think you will know exactly the way we should know it.
Hold on, I'm all getting in this, we're starting over, I'll teleport that, that's the first
mission, I'm gonna fuck dude.
I just started.
Okay.
Welcome to the stream everyone dude, welcome to the stream dude, welcome, welcome.
Do not pay that bet out I just use chronomancy you're trapped in a loop
Oop.
Fuck you.
Salute.
Annoying.
Saucy, Jim Short, 6-4-7.
Excellent for-
We urge to do a little interior decorating.
Yes.
Gee, I sure hope my targets are the same.
Who's with you?
Oh, what do you think this is for?
You'll be able to get a big F with a D in Obama voice. I can't do that.
Wait, hold on.
Why does the F? Have a D.
I can't do that.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful with the guys on it
Also my target said chance is cool, whatever man
Hmm
Where's this dude
Oh, no.
Oh.
She into lab.
I think I'm allowed to be here.
It's a completely different variation.
Yo, whatcha got six in the box, bruh?
Good.
Nitroglycery.
How am I getting in the labs with the doors locked?
Um...
I'm probably just gonna unlock them, bruh, if I'm going to be there.
It's room so clean you can eat your dinner off
I wonder if this guy's like on the roof or in the
Homeless woman
Oh, there it is.
I'm gonna be rich!
I'm gonna be rich!
Why can I not close this door?
Well
Wait, we should use the crowbar first
We're in the hostel area now
Worry not
Camera work
As where's the camera as where's the camera
And it this should a movement bros
Wonder I don't think I can sneak that
I don't know we can get in this one
um fellas wait i know today
hey how?
a fuck. We're gonna shoot the camera thing. I'm afraid that they're gonna see me when
I do that
Hmm
They're looking right at you. Yeah, but they might not be like looking you know what I mean
Maybe I can get this thing from outside
Wait, I know what I can do
I have to choke these guys to death.
That's the floor right there.
I can't see it.
Dude, I think we...
I think we just climbed on the roof.
Congrats on level 7 height train you deserve it. Yeah. What did I do to deserve this?
Diogenes and save the lizard, makes for 7 companion hero and arrow less.
So
You know actually hold on
There is a there's a camera downstairs
in the lab but I think we're gonna climb on the roof
Nothing
You can say daddy
Permission to drink some piss and snort some cum in parenthesis. I am almost 31 and I type this
Rented
Make sure you fry it up first
Cooking up dope in the cork pot pot pot.
Okay.
I see you Billy.
There's like a there's a way to skip to that floor I just don't remember.
Oh, I'm so wet right now.
Steve Desmergas and Tuzayker and Pete and Lopold, thanks for subbing.
Oh, I should mark.
Hmm.
Oh, I know where this guy is.
Immediately you're likely to jump over the ledge.
I don't like that guy saw me.
Turn around.
Now.
No!
No!
Yeah, he comes out here.
I think we can accident him with that what else just do the syringe though that might
be nicer mr. Modder for you what thanks for showing and sub dude 5050 says la balda me
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm gonna vax this guy. I'm about to give him the fucking...
...the jab.
come on big man step outside if you dare
Seraphazix for sub-
Step outside.
If ye dare, I'm a pirate now.
Yeah, I drink rum.
Dude, rum's so gross.
Wait, I can pull this guy out the window.
Maybe?
There's no way I can do this.
I cannot interact with them.
Weird.
Get below him, I can't cause the air conditionings right there.
Oh, so this guy does not come outside, that was wrong.
Oh, nope, he ain't coming.
Well, well, well.
I don't know if I can safely knock this guy out.
Anyone else comes in here though. I am good at this
Those are claws are right there
Wait, not gonna work.
Which guy, I hope he doesn't see this guy.
If he doesn't button the blasts his head.
So dumb.
Don't worry, here's the rest of the body though, like I pre-did it.
Is that?
Oh my god, no.
Oh no.
Wait, we're good.
We're good.
Not for Gore.
Well, well, well, let's see if we got more than one closet, although I'm, I'm almost
sure no one comes up here.
Swan, one, thanks for seven.
How get Lego Yoda head?
It's a mod.
A mod of it.
I'm on PC.
Wait.
Now we're going.
Scientists for silver.
There might be another one right here.
There's an eye.
What about down here?
There is.
Let's just take care.
We've already put so much effort into this.
The road just takes us up.
Door next to paint.
Oh.
What the hell?
Oh.
Oh, I didn't even see that shit.
No back-takes for 100 million years.
Maybe we can snipe the camera from here.
Oh yeah.
Boom.
Um, guys...
That's a keypad door.
I don't want to go up.
I got you.
Bump it, bitch!
Damn, I'm allowed to be here.
If I was homeless, this is where I would live.
Holy moly.
Are we out?
Guys, number Yotaga.
forget about your target guys.
Furrier moment!
No
All righty
I'm pretty confident that guy never moves.
I'm also pretty confident he does not see us when we jump out, hopefully.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
No, um, one, thank.
Zero one, definitely zero one something, 18?
Oh, yes, got it.
Zero one, one, eight.
Says the code out loud multiple times.
I'm in.
No cameras, very nice.
Very nice.
Security protocol overruled.
Security protocol overruled.
Security protocol overruled.
I wonder what the next entry front would be.
I'm running for a gem.
When mine commuting in my tracksuit,
they'll change the front a week after next.
Bonnie?
No cameras, it's so nice here, actually.
Well, well, well, it would appear we have reached an impasse.
Security protocol overruled.
Eh, what was knocking about?
maybe not
Heh.
Uhh...
I'm here in the jangle-jangle of coins, mister. I think I can just go in and get that, uh...
Thing. We gotta wait for him to walk away, though.
There's our target. There's gotta be an easier way to get to her. Oh, yeah.
I just don't see how boys does it.
I just can't do this.
I told no one about my cat.
I really didn't worry about you.
It's not like anything.
Oh.
Anyone there?
Yep.
Where's the third one?
Check up ass.
Hmm, how come every time I check up my ass there's nothing there?
Hmm?
I don't see it.
Well, we can just blow it up and then go in the van, huh?
No way he kills the guy in the closet.
Oh fuck, that's a bomb on there.
There's no way it kills the guy in the closet.
Is there a mode that disables Batman vision?
I filmed a video of you getting a nuke and call of duty, whatever, black ops or whatever,
without shooting your gun.
Also getting story knives.
You just have to knife.
And then ask that question again, bitch.
There's no way it hurts him, right?
I
Bro ask a question a shopper no reason
I don't do that question has been asked frequently
And I just kind of say like it is such a fundamental part of the video game
The like why would you like that?
I'm the reason that guy is asking that question is because he's like hmm
This seems kind of cheap this seems kind of cheap like it seems kind of powerful
That you're able to do that you look through walls like it may be for me personally doing a challenge run
I think I would not use the look through walls, but you know, I mean like
Shut the fuck up
Tell you what get that nuke while walking you're not allowed to spread
Those people don't even play hit man, I know
that's the problem we don't want to go down
all right you see every NPC on the mini map anyway so it doesn't matter dude is
Is there a mod that disables the mini-map and the see-through walls?
Also, is there a mod that removes the pointer finger from 47's right hand so you can't shoot a gun?
Also, is there a mod that removes his leg so you have to crawl everywhere?
Uh, shut up, bitch.
I think we literally have to sink all the way around.
Hello, another, another vent. Wait, hold on. Maybe there's a vent below?
I thought there was a vent right there.
Hmm.
What a good hitman barcode tattoo for $19.
I know she's all about security, but what about privacy?
Why specifically $19?
Hey, well, what is it, though?
What there is to know?
She knows.
Hmm. Yeah, I suppose.
Wait, what is that?
Oh, it's a window. I think.
Yeah, we can't go this way.
Most unfortunate.
Wait, let's go down. Let's go down.
Down and then up.
I still want to have the tier 3 dongle.
I kind of forget where to get it.
And I'm going to need that to unlock these vents, huh?
Hold up.
Wait, this goes to the...
Ooh.
wait this goes this goes to the oh yeah yeah we don't want to go there well I
guess we're gonna sneak that little security place
Uh-oh.
If we could take these guys out right here...
Could be good.
They're coming from downstairs.
Brother. Holy. I don't know when this guy moves.
Right then.
God, please let that albino lady not come this way.
Nice.
Nice.
You gotta finish up drinking your fucking tea, bitch.
I think the tier 3 dongle is in this closet right here, but I don't think we need it.
I wonder if we get a drop down.
Anil!
Heh heh heh, okay.
Hee hee hee hee.
really really what do we just knock all these guys out I don't know how I'm getting past
Let's just guard over here.
Leave me looking and shit.
You can make it to the bathroom.
bro I'm not even
I'm kind of waiting to see where that albino is going to go.
I've got everything in entire jar of peanut butter on your stream.
Due to questions so good you had to ask me three times.
Uh, no, I haven't.
Sorry.
Mm-mm-mm.
Yeah, I was just knocking them out.
knock him out I have no I'm going for it holy shit dude
We're getting rid of this guard, bros.
Huh?
Oh, no.
Oh
I know what to do.
I don't want to sneak past this guy.
This guy fucking turns around dude like
Hurry up.
I don't like interacting with these windows.
I don't like interacting with these windows.
It's just too risky to try. We don't have enough room. I mean, the bathroom we do, but...
I can't lead up against these walls.
I
Yeah
that's crazy that's crazy that is crazy you never close the windows close those
Oh, man.
Where is it? Is this it? Right here?
I feel like he sees me right here, I don't know.
That's tough man, that's tough.
Nooooooooo dude!
There was this last safe thing?
Yep, right here in the middle of all of these people.
Just say learning extreme, I mean, that's literally what this is, so.
I didn't forgot to turn off the cover.
God bless.
This really isn't dressed like the guy from Dubai.
Wearing for that Twitch hitman rivals.
Dude bleach man.
honestly turpentine bleach mix dude I want I would get deep in them over again
King Longman makes for seven
Tilting I'm tilted I'm tilted I'm a little tilted
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board.
Uhhhh... Do I think I've met today? No. Rainer, thanks for subbing, dude.
Ah, let's see, who should I thank? Mmm, thanks. JFK.
For your service.
I just have to thank one right now.
That was a bold attempt 47. Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding
Knowing you I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky. Thanks, Wendy
the basketball player
What?
Wow
Not only two on Columbia
I got two objectives that require a firearm, by the way.
What up my favorite flesh-tuber?
Yo, don't call me that.
Do some Bram Stoker Dracula cosplay same hairstyle.
Yeah.
My hair's going away.
Haha
Yeah
Wow
Wow
Whoa
Someone just added me with a paragraph that began with you, if you had enough patience.
I sure don't.
I just have no idea what I'm reading that.
I do not have that.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Unfortunately, unfortunately, 47 has to be perfectly perpendicular with the person he's
backs again. He has a string of very particular pose.
Well let's get the grape now.
And the banana.
Who wins 47 or 6-7?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
47
Hope this helps!
Me-me-me-me-me-me!
Can you have this for seven?
So save us a good sign. Finally stop stealing actual bald valor.
Dude.
I'm not the one who is assuming that balance.
You guys are the ones who call me bold.
Yeah, yeah.
We speak the truth.
No you don't.
Sidebar.
Hmm, can we get her?
Just kind of...
Oh no, I only have one.
This is definitely a surrender.
I'm just gonna do it.
See ya!
This guy is in the outdoor kitchen. Nice. And I can't use my firearm. That's awesome.
I'm sure we'll figure it out.
money. Hmm. Oh, they found the body.
for everybody here.
Oh, what else we got?
Shadow Bell of Hell!
dude just a dude just come outside man real quick hey come outside real quick
you can come in here
oh yeah that was kind of power gaming by him maybe he can also see through walls
What's the freaking plan?
He gave that guard an order, bro.
Never mind, it wasn't a guard.
How are we getting past these fools?
Mama Mia.
Guess I can just lure one of these guys.
Yeah, I know you can hear that shit, bitch.
Hear what?
Over.
Dude, people will be like, oh, I'll be so relaxed and live next to the ocean.
And then when they hear the sound of a waterfall constantly happening like oh fuck my ears
I don't think we go for here actually
Me air does thinking they're the same people you guys are all the same first
Well, sure hope this guy has the look over here, smile.
Good.
I'm in.
Are we doing a good job of not looking suspicious everyone?
How am I on the camera?
How am I on the game?
It's the freaking chef, dude.
Wait, does he taste that?
Oh, yeah. Wait, this actually worked out pretty well.
Uh, we're gonna have to get a costume to be able to poison that burp.
No I'm not sure where to get that from bruv.
You need to be extra careful around the family items.
Mr. Delgado got some important pictures and things like that in his topper room.
Yes Chef.
That you need to be very gentle with.
Yep, what I said.
He told me about the topper door.
Come with a nice little bump.
Yes Chef.
Yes Chef.
Yes Chef.
I'm practicing.
I'm the chef now.
Oh my, oh my god.
Well, it may as well get rid of this guy too, though.
Actually, we don't have to.
Hey, there's the limping guy.
We don't have to, but I mean, why not?
Wait, there's no easy distraction, bro.
draws my lethal poison file.
What are your thoughts on the current iteration of Arcane Mage?
A lot of people seem to really have something completely out of the
gunning of defensive CDs and the ability as long as they overall go off making the
spikes simple apparently. The numbers are looking good.
The wild players in their ability to suck every last bit of fun out of the game.
I'm thinking my spec is doing 0.2% not as good as the parses are saying.
See you later, nerd!
What the fuck up, bitch? Arcane Mage sucks right now.
Dude, I'm so fucking sorry.
I'm so fucking sorry that they target nerf, dude.
I'm so fucking sorry, dude.
Why don't you play a different class, bitch?
How about that? There's like 10 of them. Maybe 11, actually.
Do you know that? Or have you been playing the same Clash for fucking 25 years?
How are we gonna get this, uh...
Camera.
Got him!
Well done 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
Got him!
Got him!
Got him!
Got him!
Got him!
We still gotta get the surveillance.
Which is probably gonna be the hardest part of our surveillance.
hardest part of our game. I'm pretty sure it's in here. Maybe here.
Remember when he dialed 59 hardcore while he had to re-roll to an easy class like Rogue?
I'm sorry to say, but they just pretty easy about it, and that game's easy.
I heard a beeping in here.
No, I didn't. What the hell?
Yeah, they're just doing lines, bro.
Where the fuck is it man? Is it further down?
I wanna pee.
As far as there's not one in here.
in the middle room wait was it the first one where I checked I was like nope not
here with the two guys
whoops
oh yeah
They never would have made it in the country without line.
You know how difficult it is to fake entry permits to the U.S. these days?
I have a question.
Tell you about what?
Right here, right now.
He said that.
I forget if I could be here.
Probe.
I forgot to make my lethal poison into a syringe, and it actually helped us a lot.
Although I guess we could have picked up a frog and put it in the sea.
Momma mia do you ever doubt you for a second?
Guard check their doubting history.
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Okay, so we learned from a chatter, and we always kind of suspected it, but if we go
into, for example, the last mission we had a Darken objective, if we had checked the
vendor, he would have had a Darken, but we didn't have the money.
But now we got the money.
No firearms though?
Yeah, I wouldn't have used it then, but if I was paying attention, I would have tried
to get it.
I watched the mod for not so long ago, you didn't get one from a shop, but you had the
darkened objective.
Weird champ.
Are you calling that chatter a liar?
Chat fight, chat fight.
Chat fight, chat fight!
You know, if you put glasses and baby stuff, there's a reverted tower on the top of the tower
and it's the hardest thing in the game.
We don't even know where you're talking about.
We don't even know where you are talking about.
You see, a lot of people is 13 th reason why you said that shit about life.
Dude, I like life. I like life.
What I don't get are people who will make human warriors one two
Someone who plays literally the same class and spec for 20 plus years
It I don't get that I don't get that
Um...
Dude, and honestly, man, and this is not just the case for World of Warcraft, but if you
min-max your fun out of the game that you play every day for fucking 10 hours or whatever
dude, like, you're doing it to yourself, man, I gotta be honest.
I gotta be honest.
It's inevitable anyway because you're playing so goddamn much play different fucking game, bro
Play different game play multiple games later
OSRS dude RuneScape is like the one thing. No eventually that she gets fucking
Hire some to do you know what I mean?
I
Don't know
Bro, I just want you know that like the people in that camp is very specific
So people honestly is probably not even one of them in chat, but I put you in the same camp as like the the fucking
The dudes who will film like to talk sort of over them like sitting down at the chair
They're like dude time to get on the game, bro. Can't wait to get on the game
Oh, fuck. I've been waiting all day for this and then it's like sad music starts to play and they put the controller down and they're like, dude
This shit just don't hit no more and then they stay
Same human
The wikers are so
See 10 of those a day dude, this guy's wild.
He's just saying that to make fun of me.
No way that's real.
if people make stupid ass fucking videos about anything man
what was a nice suit
They start playing RuneScape on stream? Yeah. In fact, I was so raw that I did not download
rudely at first
so i was i was rockin the uh... original client big fuckin mistake
all
how is it
you should get back to the safe house
i'll contact you later
The one guy who saw me was my friend.
Yes, Serene!
He reported at the Eye now.
I should have checked the rooftop five stories above me to my rear before shooting at us.
My fucking bad, dude.
Fuck you!
Okay, let me leave now.
What inspires a World of Warcraft player to only play World of Warcraft?
What'd I say do you think classic wise too sweaty all right we're gonna we're gonna take
it back a little bit alright we're gonna take it a little bit we're gonna take it a little
bit back alright the first time I heard an adult man or woman refer to something as sweaty
the context of the video game was the most milk toast generic fortnite
streamers complaining they were getting kicked down in a casual battle royale
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle let me know when you're ready for your next
assignment okay so when someone when someone calls something sweaty I
immediately think of those people and it's just the most bitch-made thing to
be like oh they're dude they're sweating so hard to kill me dude like oh my god
like dude they got the people who will literally like throw their fucking Xbox
controller on the ground when they see someone cranking 90 faster than they can
like dude fuck that's why I don't play this game anymore dude
you know what I mean like dude stop fucking whining bitch shut up man shut
the fuck up
It's hard to say it was not sweaty, okay.
I think the difference is like you know what you're signing up for so if you go in and
you're like oh I'm playing hardcore classic while everyone around me is so fucking sweaty
it sucks.
miserable experience bro you put your hand on the stove when it was hot
motherfucker like what did you expect what did you expect bro but I'm telling
you guys right now if I could if I can get to level 60 in hardcore wow so can
you bro so can you bro and they started begging for the rule of yellow from
every dude that was the that was the funniest like generic human like
content creator arc was the like the call of duty guys and like the four
guys been like dude skill based matchmaking dude remove it please please
it's so hard to fucking get clips now man because I'm playing against people who
Who are like as good as I am, man?
Holy shit.
So high.
I just wish one of them...
Like, I mean, you guys were there, bro.
This shit was like four, five, six years ago or some shit.
They're always like, bro, do you think I really want to get home from 12 hours at the ball-twisting factory to sit down and boot up the game?
and then get like, amniolated by a nine-year-old
that like has been playing for 16 hours a day or whatever.
Like, games are supposed to be fun.
That was one of the common refrains.
Why do they have a, is like a guy with like a,
wearing a cap that's like backwards,
you know what I mean?
Like fucking standard, just like standard,
like late 20s guy, dude.
Like kind of jack from the gym,
just like go into like getting the game for the first time,
like eyes lighting up with joy and then, you know,
playing it and then like, you know,
just beating down elderly people.
One elderly person after just going down the line,
fucking them up, dude, getting nukes in their lobbies, bro.
And then like on the 13th elderly person,
that guy like pulls out a knife, dude.
And that is their reaction to like skill based magic.
Like, what the fuck, dude?
Like, hold on, I thought this was a different thing.
and it's reasonable to be surprised by the
the any old woman with the knife, right, bud?
Don't complain about it.
You're beating the fuck out, you're having a good time, man.
Wait, I want the bat... the bat shuriken.
Did you pre-order a Bond Man so you get free hitman Tocito?
I did.
Wait, what might happen?
How do you feel about drivers over the age of 65?
Not good.
I don't even know what the name of the suit is.
I would say not my favorite thing.
I get the mushroom.
Too busy.
Did that that archetype of like game
player did just like always tells me that
you're in a rather for a million
Australian month.
I know you guys have had a friend who's been like, bro, man, dude, I just can't find a
game to play, man, like, dude, go therapy, man, go therapy, go therapy, bro, sort that
shit out.
smoke ribs for six hours on the grill in your arms.
Right of mine would get super mad at Aram and Lee.
Deputy McGuffin's up.
That's sad.
I made the bomb. Sorry, I'm so distracted talking to them.
I'm not focused yet.
that's the second chillest mode I mean if you're sitting there and you're like
angry about like they're being like a nidalee and a lux and a morgana and the
enemy team or like you know what I mean like someone who thinks that they're
they're better than they are at legal legends would probably like have that
happen to them and get mad about it that's fair I think we're gonna sucks yeah
I was thinking of characters who have like the long skill shots that will fuck
You can get hit by those.
Er, ee-ah, or ee-ah.
I finished a 48 hour sous vide chuck roast with fingerling potatoes.
What the fuck is fingerling potatoes?
Explain thyself.
Oh, we do need the fiber wire.
Oh, even he was fingering the potatoes.
Oh.
The potatoes you shove your fingers out of and make a little puppet before you chomp it down.
Hmm.
Uh, should we bring this? Maybe.
Is there a guard listening when I get some more cop?
Dude, games just don't hit anymore, bro!
Fuck, man!
If I say enough, you guys will get that on whatever social media thing you use.
You're gonna get it, bro.
guy with the fucking cap sitting down in like a room by himself. Oh fuck yeah dude. Finally
time to get on the game. I'll be right back one sec.
Hello?
favorite N64 game?
Perfect dart, that's a good one.
Can you guys ever get a level 1 account on Perfect Dark, dude?
Give me a peek, yeah, thanks for something.
Laptop gun?
Yeah, or the one that shoots through the wall, dude?
all done. The far sight. He is remember the ship. But how?
All right, I gotta lock in I want to do this challenge today
Okay?
Alright there?
Hey!
Shut the other side.
Shut the other side.
No, no, not there!
There's a dog in the tree coming back right now.
So, I suppose Paris is paid off.
Oh, good for him.
But if he needs your help, please try to help him out.
He's on the roof of Kareem's shop, okay?
Okay, got it.
Come in!
Stop fucking talking to me.
Bum bum bum.
What if we throw soda can at this guy?
I'm not gonna do that.
Hmm.
Excuse me, I think that adjourned.
I can't use my gun. I mean, I could use my gun.
It would be more convenient if I did use my gun.
Harness sticks for 69 months.
Whaaaaat?
Whaaaaat?
Yeah, yeah.
We're just gonna use our gun.
Come on!
All right, everyone go home. I gotta kill this guy
Hey, why can't I date your sister? She's gorgeous because it's my sister
Yeah, she told me something pot. She said a Frenchman came to her shop. I swear so I do see who I do this fortune teller
Yeah, yeah, Frenchman in an airport.
Was it great different for 100 months?
You don't get it.
See, I took my grandmother to a fortune teller the other day,
and the fortune teller said a Frenchman would come to Marrakesh
and ask for a fortune teller.
Sure, ask me for a fortune.
Wow.
What's up?
Wow.
You got such a know-it-all, dude.
Hello.
Oh, yeah, good shape.
Hello, you look over.
Can you hurry the fuck up?
Hmm, maybe we'll get her last.
I don't know how I'm gonna do these objectives.
Oh, laptop!
It's a Hokkaido!
Huh?
Huh? Weird.
Oh, I know what to do, guys.
A dole.
Yes.
here. Slightly annoyed with it to that. Not more though. Keeping it in check. Project
Right, thanks for selling it.
I'm a choke, yeah.
What's she doing? She's dancing.
But there might be an accident going on, or I got to get her with my shark in there.
Whatever.
Let's get to choking.
Yeah, yeah, do you think Yoda pack him some schmeet under them Jedi roves?
Okay.
All right, you've got my attention.
What is up with my camera right now?
All right, you're next.
I'm playing this like Silent Assassin, but honestly, like, if I try to shirk at any of
I'm probably gonna get in the combat. I don't want to die. Not with my bad ring on me
Whoa dude, how was that? Oh
I don't want anyone to see me, please.
That was risky.
We're limit testing right now.
I have farts.
Thanks for 7.
Nice name, dude.
That inspired that man.
He's here!
We're just a humble chokalore, dude.
Man, I'd be really annoying if this mechanic got aggro'd instead of her.
Like that?
We can make her chase us.
Noooooooo!
What the fuck is that, emo? It's chud.
The pile grows.
She's walking back.
Dude, stop following me, you weirdo.
Stop.
That's so weird.
rain of hell
oh
Uh oh. Uh oh.
I'm just gonna shoot this guy. Wait, I can't.
Bannerang, I'm a hero!
He's so lame.
What's the current bed?
Two objectives?
Bros, I don't know how I'm gonna fire a war for these guys.
I don't know, man.
Wait, I just couldn't follow me, dude.
Easy peasy.
well just gonna follow me do you? easy peasy
of
the
So, how does the carpet business?
Oh, it's surprisingly good, you know tourists don't fly anything, but today,
Salam Honor guests, special guests, are on board.
Very ready.
No, we got it.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm not really sure I'm doing it.
I think we better go.
Final warning! I'll kick your...
I'm about to have to shoot everyone here, actually.
Maybe not.
I'll get someone here to kick your ass!
You've spread fear within the syndicate
Maybe good.
Oh god.
How do I kill her?
I just don't know.
Oh no.
I'm sorry.
I'm still fucking sorry.
Throw something and run.
It's not that easy, man.
Shuriken and Ur and Run, then I lose my shuriken.
Uh oh.
Why this way?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Jesus Christ! Give up the weapon, already!
I need the gun!
Okay, you need to get up.
I'm going to pay! Call me!
Hide the way! Hide the way!
There we go!
Back! Back!
Hey!
Hold on.
We got situation!
Time to man out!
We got trouble!
Come in, command.
I'll copy.
Scans for guards?
Fuck, do we just go for it?
I think we're good.
Turn it on.
I keep an ember eliminated. Done.
But turn to the safe house. Collect your silt. I'll be in touch.
Nice sippy cup excellent work back there. Thank you. Let me know when you're ready to continue
I'll be waiting
We'll take a showdown on this map is okay. I do not like it on this map. Oh no firearms. That's awesome
I
Permission to bleed profusely from my right nostril I have weak capillary capillaries granted
Bleed up
Capella little Ares.
Dude, the garden charge of the bet is probably just jocking it, dude.
Maybe he's getting a little snackaroo.
ACTIONS!!
Did I see the redeem? No. Posted.
E-E-E-A-A-A-A... Emote Redemption. What the...
Floor 9? Dispersible?
I know you made that, I'm sorry.
Oh, it's because we don't have a crowbar, that's why my inventory always seems like
it's kind of light. Happy day off from work all who got it. Dude Memorial Day, that's hamburgers
There's an hot dog, bruh.
Bruh.
Hot to the devil.
Your wife made rice bowls in your piss.
Jimmy Smiles makes a result.
I mean, you can put some hot dog on that.
Just chop it up.
I'm gonna go to the kitchen.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
Worst third man, he's a banker.
They're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, 47.
And most of all, good luck.
Well, well, well.
Car battery available.
I'm just going to knock you out, knock you out here.
Well, let's get to the party.
We have to use our firearms so we instill lose no firearms.
Excuse me, fellas.
Did she just see me through the fucking wall?
Hi.
Okay.
Cheers.
Hello?
Oh, no.
Don't have me epic gun.
Is anyone there?
There's no way I can afford one, dude.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
One dude
You spread fear within the syndicate
Oh
At every opportunity to avoid this, dude I gotta remember to bring like seven things each time man.
I hate you noob, I'm so fucking sorry man. I don't know what to tell you bro. I already used my mullet.
What the fuck am I?
Oh, yeah, true.
Huh?
Huh?
Well, we get to do what I always wanted to do.
That's cool.
Stompbox almost ten years.
Holy moly.
Aw, fuck, I thought I was gonna shoot behind you.
I wanna see if they will get frozen on the edge.
Indoor ties and stuff, but...
I WANT TO WALK IN, DUDE!
ROOKY MISTAKE!
How unfortunate...
It rather appears that you ran out of luck!
Back to the drawing board, 47.
You look so sad when he's a stupid fucking chud idiot and forgets his gun, dude!
What happened? I had to bring in a certain rarity of Gus.
But I forgot to grab him.
Mmm, yonk.
Cause I'm noob.
It's me, noob.
Fine.
Hey, hold up.
Hey.
Fine.
Oh.
I think we'll do regular sound assassin in Thailand.
No firearms.
Do not pass a bug.
Nice.
Okay, we're definitely gonna have to vacivate.
I'm pretty sure there are some poisons.
Pretty sure the poisons frogs are on Thailand.
Frog.
Where's my nail?
Nail!
Are you even supposed to kill someone?
So combat is like when you get caught, and like, they have a gun and they want to kill you.
Do not pass by means I can't knock anyone out.
But I'm gonna have to knock people out, maybe. Probably.
Um...
And no firearms, pretty self-explanatory.
I'm also not very good at this map.
Game, sorry.
Well, well, well, well.
Uh, I mean, I gotta, uh, no, hold on.
Hold on.
You know, maybe we keep the vial just in case.
God, I swear, now there's like plenty of like,
a medic poison on this map.
Oh, we're all right.
We'll just drown them in their own vomit, dude.
I have one syringe, I've got three targets.
Have a good trip, 47.
Aye-aye-aye!
Welcome to Bangkok.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
that person's on the beach. Excuse me.
That seems to be a staff member.
Oh, that guy's easy to kill. This guy.
Probably also easy to kill, which means we use our screens on this.
This guy has a body yard.
That's so fucked up.
Dude, how many drinks this wine?
Oh shit.
Let's watch.
I'm pretty sure he does.
I mean, who else is gonna drink?
Can we vault this? No.
The way to propane tank this would be very easy, or rather if we could do a propane tank
this would be very easy.
Hello, sir. Have a lovely day.
Thanks.
Yeah, yeah, everything's okay. Thanks for asking.
He's drinking it! We gotta get some poison.
It's true. I've heard some of the Samcruz talking about it. Apparently, they had this huge row in the middle of the night.
Crossing his manager fighting, huh? Well, bring on the gossip.
Well, I think that's what you're talking about.
Something about Miss Barrett confiscating an orge recording.
How are you feeling, your soul? That don't make sense.
I'm just gonna get some protection.
I'm just gonna hide.
I didn't even cross kill this guy.
Well, my brother is an offender.
Tell me about the itchiness of your soul.
We're on the line. We're good.
Oh yeah.
Stupid fucking keypad.
You know, this is my story.
Oh, I remember. Hold on.
I remember something.
There it is.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Wow.
of
the
is a water on the sky of the said
There's that water.
Of course it's a fucking garden in front of the doormat.
I'm all- I'm- I think he wouldn't be able to see us, but he might.
What I need is this fella to leave.
I think I heard something.
might be a false alarm, but uh, I'll check it out just in case
hmmm
can't really knock these guys out so I ain't got nowhere to put them
I mean maybe no one comes this way god I would suck so much ass to lose just because they
they will stumble on a random body.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
Hey, where's the exit?
What's going on?
It's just the first vision.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
I'm going to die.
Actually drawing board 47.
This emotes sucks. Excuse me sir.
You have to be really fucking butcher, bruv.
Oy.
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Ready.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Epic!
Uh, uh, uh, let's get this one out of the way.
We got some cool objectives.
So one apparently does go down there for like 30 minutes.
I lost on Assassin's Creed that night because I knocked them all out down there and put them in that storage room.
30 minutes later, someone found them.
That's fucked up dude. I'm sorry that should happen to you, bro.
Does that mean it takes per se?
Skill issue.
Look, it might be a different variation that you're playing on.
You guys are all calling that guy a noob, but he's more pro than you guys will ever be.
3LDX for ship baaam.
He is pro.
You are new.
My kid is started, uh, my kid applies, my kid thinks the word cool has like extremely
high standards.
Okay.
And yesterday I asked him, am I cool?
He goes, mm.
Mm.
Yeah, I guess you've been in a lot of video games.
So what's his reason?
I'm not being this one though, no I'm being this one, I have.
So we guys I finally convinced him to play survival minecraft he likes to play creative because uh, you know, there's no stress, right?
You really does not like to the possibility of like losing his stuff
Um, dude, we had a we had a great mining sesh man. Holy shit
I sort of got I have like 13 diamonds you have like 10 dude we have like a full stack
of iron and I was like all right let's dig up to get out of here because we were lost
we're like some winding deep slate cave let's dig up all right we're digging up I'm standing
on one block he's standing on the block next to me we're digging up here and uh we're digging
it nice and slow careful dude and then yeah we're playing on the lace switch right i
for some reason had a bucket of lava on my hot bar and the whole time we're like exploring
I was like be careful about the lava be careful about the lava
Dude, and I straight up I looked down I
Tried to select the block that I was using to build my tower or whatever
Which was on the slot directly next to the bucket of lava. I select the lava and I instantly emulate myself
I fucking burned all of my shit dude, and he watched it happen
It was funny.
Dude, my kid gets back to base.
Remember, he has a lot of diamonds.
I have nothing.
And he instantly goes to a crafting table.
On the console versions, they have like a, I mean, they might have it on PC too, but like the, they have your inventory.
And then they have the menu with all of the stuff that you can make based on what you're holding.
Instantly goes to the equipment tab on that left one.
Instantly makes more diamond armor.
It just uses all of the diamonds that he has.
Oh, there it is.
So fucking piece of shit.
I don't get it. That's all right, man. I don't know how much clearer I could have said any of that
We have Intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but watch your step. They're on high alert
Good luck 47
He's watch you self-immolate. Why would you deserve diamonds because the whole time I had given him dude the first diamonds
We found I you know, I let him make the diamond pickaxe. I found the diamonds
You know what I mean? Like like the whole time I'm like giving him stuff and I'm making a point
You know because sharing is important sharing is important for a kid to like understand the concept of and normally he was
Pretty good at offering like you know, hey
Do you need this or do you want this but like I guess he was so rattled watching me burn to death that he just kind of like
Finally got out of the situation which was a pretty bad situation like he had to get out and he did get out
just like just use all of the dimes
what are you doing
I think if I push or this guy turns around
I'm glad no one heard that.
Just finished the 10k on the rowing machine.
How's it going?
Nice.
I'm not worried about me, worry about everyone else, everybody else, micro business, there
be a problem. People aren't exactly out your poppin' like you're on business deals.
Oh.
Command, something ain't right down here.
Dude, all of our targets are kind of easy.
Hey, who the hell are you?
Where are you going, friend?
Get up.
I'll wait.
Go ahead, man.
Finish my miserable life.
I stare you.
Pull.
Pull.
Pull.
Pull.
Pull.
of
Yep.
Are you getting a turn soon?
I've got a ticket in my locker but I don't want to blow a turn to blow.
Not a cool guy's a mutt I think with my gun.
Excellent work 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Well done 47. Just to surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Wait, the Scrap Sword.
I can't carry it for some reason.
I gotta give this guy the jab.
I got to get on the roof.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
What's up, bro?
I fucked up.
What?
Hey!
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
Hey!
That was a fucking ladder here.
What the hell?
I gotta get this guy out of his chair.
Who was that guy doing stand-up there bro?
Put gun in front of him.
But I've only got my gun.
That's a very, very expensive gun.
Wrong one. Wait. I mean, that would work.
I'm talking to you, sir.
Oh, sitting ball breaker.
Oh, no.
My white people.
Oh, no! My white people!
Oh, I gotta find a password right now!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Don't look down.
Hoop grenade. Hoop grenade. Time for a bit of bioterrorism.
Oh, yeah!
What's that noise?
Cross the face!
Oh, see it!
Steady like for a second.
Exit by Huffy?
Dude, I had a Huffy, man. That was so cool.
So heck of cool, man. You guys ever have a little trick back?
Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
What was my fat skater shoe of choice?
Never wore skatershoes.
Not a nerd.
We're gonna bring a gun anyway.
Doodle thinks we're so good.
Down assassins who only know fire.
Let's go!
Why don't they sell pasta in the one pound box?
They're trying to get you to cut back on your carbs, buddy.
All right puppy, thanks for seven.
Boom.
Alright, very important we don't lose.
Something changed with the optional objective pool?
No, this is random.
that big well we'll be my esteemed honor to watch you lose it all buddy
Vietnam won thanks for some
we need the syringe and we're good
We're doing suit only or no firearms.
Probably, I mean it depends.
We gotta figure out what uh, where our targets are.
Yeah, what a set of objectives huh?
What a set of objectives.
Uncounter takes for 99 months.
What's Ram game back?
to Sapienza. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down.
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. You know what
to do, 47.
Uh-oh.
Oh, man. Another guy's on the beach, bro.
This is like a weird sparse variation.
Well, let's get by the canvass.
This might be the one where there's people always, like, walking into this fucking tower
though, so we gotta be careful.
I'm going up.
So, problem.
That camera.
And some Gatorade for sale?
What do we even do about that?
Oh I know!
I know!
This might cause me to lose that, so...
There's just a guy there!
There's multiple guys there!
Let's get the hell out of here!
We need a disguise, that's what we need.
Pum-Pum-Pum-Pum!
I don't even know if I can become this guy!
Somebody out there?
I'm no longer trespassing.
Also I was able to get out there before the camera saw me.
Maybe that door was blocking it.
I wonder where we can get with this outfit. It's looking a-unique.
That guy is definitely pushable over there.
Oh, look at my hair.
Aw.
He's trying.
It's got to always be taking selfies and shit.
We can lure this guy hella easy actually.
Pardon?
Not trespassing?
Interesting.
Not trespassing, interesting.
Oh yeah, now we...
No camera.
Oh, we have to save a lot of this run.
Dummy!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What is this chode doing?
I wish I had a coin.
Wait, I think there's coins in the church.
Offerings, if you will.
It's freaking locked!
Hmm.
I don't want to confess.
Usually a guy like right up there.
These are a place to hide you.
No.
Go away.
Go away.
Go away.
Go away.
Where are you doing?
what is this need that
Brother, this is gonna be a place I can put this guy up here.
I ain't dragging them all the way up here, I changed them up fucking mine.
There it is.
The Taj Mahal.
I can't believe it.
I'm going to choke you out.
You don't have to.
Pajmubbles.
Is there really no money in here?
I'm trying to steal from God.
I don't want to crowbar that.
I have an idea.
What's that?
Cool! Alright.
My plan's not working, guys.
Maybe we can get rid of these two guys.
Yeah, we got a freezer, dub.
I almost fucking crowbarred this, bros.
Ay-ya-ya-ee!
I know you fuckin' heard that, bitch.
Hey!
Whoa!
Dude, there's just no way, man.
What are we to do?
I think the intended way you're supposed to kill this guy is with this, right here.
But I kind of need- I don't have a way to blow it up.
What's the deal with your hair?
It's falling out.
Hello?
Is this guy stupid?
For what?
No.
It's not funny anymore.
Wait.
She noticed the crowbar door.
save what?
I wish I could knock this guy out right here, man.
Do you mind shutting the hell up?
Got a ski dattle?
What the hell are you doing here?
Who are you?
He's writing a ticket.
Regionale Prima!
You think he's going to the meth lab, guys?
Gee, I sure hope so.
This guy's on fucking... he's just writing tickets.
We'll lose it.
Fuck that.
That's awesome, man.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
And I swear these sort of things happen more to me than anybody else.
Leagues and cursters.
Really?
Come on.
Dude.
Stay here.
Stay.
Oh, I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. Surely I don't have to choke
all of these people out.
The Prince, in through the nose, out through the mouth.
That's a good point.
Ben?
I hate you. I hate you son of a bitch.
Maybe we can get him with the long lure, dude.
Oh, what the?
What the?
Yeah, that's who I wanted to come over here, though.
Come on, man.
Whatever it was, it's not there no more.
It needs to get out.
See your bravo, man, how are we doing today?
Who are you today?
What it us?
Where are you going?
I think I'm not going anywhere...
I'm going to take a little dip in the coffee.
Thanks, man.
I gotta go in there.
Take a little dip.
Are you serious?
This thing...
I'm going to the other way through.
What he's going to piss there's a guy right there
Get out of my face, fool!
That's so beautiful here.
Huh, that's new.
Champion thanks for something.
Dude, I hate this guy, man.
Wrench the bike.
Okay, how do I ignite the fire?
Oh my god, he's smoking! You're right!
Ohhhh, shit dude!
I don't have a fucking wrench though.
I got a friggin wrench a roomie
Flint and steel
wrench okay
dude he's gonna like this smoke and then be like ahhh and explode
to be awesome.
What was that, an explosion or something?
Nah, nothing like that.
Yeah, I don't know where I can get a wrench on this guy up there.
From the sewer.
Gonna be a pain in the ass.
Manor garage.
You think we're allowed in the manner?
Rob's you.
I just I just wanted to let you know something.
Let's try this one more time.
There we go.
There we go.
This day is not turning out to be the best.
Push kill well?
Nope.
Oh no.
Wait.
The stupid fucking guard!
What?
Oh man, thought I heard something.
God, I'm kidding.
No way, dude.
Absolutely no way.
Okay.
What?
Oh, what?
Oh.
Oh, pardon? Did I say we were done, you stupid bitch?
It's very typical, I guess.
Just go get the fucking wrench, man.
Dude!
This...
That guard has such a wide roaming radius it takes so fucking long to get there, dude.
Just shoot him. Good idea.
Shoot me do what? Shoot me do what?
I'm sorry, Senior Barack Obama. I can't do it.
You know who I am and yet you do not let me pass. Interesting.
I'll be speaking to your boss.
Hey man, it looks like Hair Island is no more. Sorry to hear that at-moon move.
What's the picture of you standing on a scale?
I got the key.
I don't think I'm allowed to be in the garage.
Oh my god, she was not your shooter.
Plot armor?
We've lost so many times like that, but like, I feel like we were deserved.
We earned that one, I think.
What up, fella?
Don't mind if I do!
I wonder why this map has, like, the spooky music.
You ever stolen something IRL?
I stole Age of Empires II the Conquerors for target.
Yo, chef!
I'm sorry.
I'm one sixty seven lean eight inches and thick and a problem with that.
Sue me. I'll pay my million dollar an hour lawyer to destroy you on God.
Take a bag. I believe you.
You're going to be so mad in like two minutes.
Oh, you're going to be pissed.
Dynamic Gangster leaks first of it?
Oooh, you're gonna be pissed as fuck, dude!
Yup, you might be wondering how I got here.
Let's just say I was born to kill.
Who the- Hey!
Do you mind?
explosive to distract everyone.
You need to move.
Run.
It's so scary.
Oh, it's so scary you should run.
Ooh, terrifying stuff.
I'm just delaying her standing up by the way.
You literally have to stand here till it's really easy.
Just slowly remove the people in the area you're spending time doing nothing anyway at Moon Moon.
And chatter.
Dear chatter.
Shut the fuck up.
Sincerely.
Me.
He is right though. He is not right.
He is not right.
He literally is.
Dang!
Dang!
Um, he literally is, by the way.
There maybe you should start hearing the people out there not doing anything new to me.
No, I don't have a peck machine.
Hello?
Hello?
You don't ask me.
Really questioning the silent assassin God, dude.
Really dude, really.
But they
Blow this wall open
You leave right
right fellow I don't think he leaves wait no he leaves
hi yeah
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Oh my god!
now what and we got some work to do man we got so far work to do holy moley
Now
They get some strange noises here looking into it over
No, no
Stay on the alert.
Knew it, man.
Back to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah
We did this you better tell me right now, mr. I didn't I did
of
the man area
of
the
It's so dumb, man.
Oh!
Inspector and Master Man's Lakes Resolute at Normal Mountain.
It rather appears that you're going out of luck.
Actually drawing board 47 that was a very locked in fellas are gonna be honest
opposite of locked in
that was a bull on the lock and fortunately the syndicate managed to go
into hiding knowing you I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure
They wouldn't be so lucky next time.
I'm gonna bring up this dance.
And we gotta do this before the end of stream.
Two targets.
No firearms.
This is probably the boat, by the way.
No combat, no firearms.
XD.
You gonna try that as Disco?
Nope.
You're gonna try that as disco? Nope.
Nay.
Rattle Magics for silver.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
Nah, that game looks alright.
Simply uninteresting.
Where's my mushroom?
I found it!
Oh, but it's sputhy for some reason.
My favorite kangaroo is on permission to stroke me.
Shit me, Lord.
You don't have to ask me for that.
And I don't want to go.
Well, well, well, well, well.
So I guess her now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty handy, huh?
Stay sex on the cards. Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Thoughts on Halo 3. I liked it. It was good.
Can't play Red Faction Gorilla.
Yeah. What do you think? Should I swap to Red Faction Gorilla?
Meow meow meow meow.
Right now?
Okay.
X trees, thanks for sub-
E-O-R
That's the deal.
There's a guy that I cannot knock out around here because...
No, this guy's fine, I'm not gonna actually.
Call me Mia.
Like I was upstairs.
Pardon?
Was he not all the way in the bush? No, he is in the bush.
Just walk through the bush.
Two of them dead.
Half of the body is dead.
We gotta put up further back in that bush.
Oh
I'm lucky
Good bye, good bye to everybody.
Suck it tonight, prep of suck acid 007 tomorrow.
I'm getting a lot of headchatters who are having these two specifically made here.
Just want to say it's very funny.
Ha ha ha.
Excellent jokes going on right now.
Very good.
Very funny.
I
Did he just fix the summit failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding
But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready
Ready
Let's try that again, shall we
HA HA HA HA HA...
Only two under armor. There might be the party, though.
Saw a donkey eat my figs, and my mates said,
...
...
Yep.
I'm interested in flying Crusader Kings 3 and climbing the mandate of heaven.
I'll play Crusader Kings and then pick the country next to the Pope and then ate the
Pope and then ate the next Pope and then ate the next Pope.
We were a family of Pope eaters.
We only ate the poe.
Remember when you couldn't find Italy on the map?
Ah, it shaped like a boot. Of course I knew where it was.
The game changed a lot since then? Awesome.
I need a gun.
They did actually add China, says that.
The main date of having is just a Jade Block.
Which is a Jade block.
It's got like a seal on it.
You want it?
Just go get, just go carve yourself out some Jade, dude.
Shape it into a cube.
All right, need a gun.
Where do you find Jade?
Uh, the Jade mine?
Dude, Jade's so ugly, man, I don't like Jade.
Terms of minerals pretty low tier.
And four, thanks for seven.
Mr. Saiyan and Wizgax and Trees and King Mav and Cold-Blooded Spuddy.
Is a lot of different Jade though, bad take? Okay, name the coolest Jade though.
Nice six for seven. I've never had a potentially six for seven.
red jade black jade
Hold on
Red jade looks cool, I'll give it up. I'll give it up. I give it up
What's on the Pope writing a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI?
Yeah man, I'm sure they'll get far man.
Me when I'm a quadrillionaire building a data center in Missouri and I look online and see
the pope's manifesto. Puts phone down, looks out over the horizon, sees the sprawling endless
data center.
Oh
Rise now is your time
Hmmkay.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Jesus man that.
Lock. In.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate. However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Vent is a point 47. Good luck.
Well now we got two easy ones.
Alright.
I think this guy walking around right there is the hipster guy that walks into that big
sitting room.
And if that is the case...
Nope, they're both wellers.
Oh my god.
That's the guy I was thinking of right there.
Oh yeah.
Very important we do not get caught on camera.
I hear, I hear em.
There's two guards in here.
But there's like more people in here than normal. Oh no.
I
Hmm
of
this is something man this is someone there
It's okay.
Okay, it's not okay if it comes back here though.
Damn.
Okay.
Hello.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Fuck.
This isn't the guy we want first. We want that guy first.
We can lure this guy in here, and we can lure this guard up front in here.
get back to the safe house I'll be in touch
Oh god!
It's a suit, yeah.
Dude, we got a lock in, boys.
I
How unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
Back to the drawing board 47
you fool you fool dude you fucking fool dude I like I've ever done that one
S.A.S.O so mentally I'm like in the that was a bold attempt 47
unfortunate the minds of like all many of this guy's and then walk in there and
poison this guy's I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they
won't be so lucky next time mama Mia
okay
only two not bad
I've served up to you in a silver platter, how'd you throw?
It's not quite, it would not have been quite so easy.
Um, no, actually no, that was pretty easy.
We choked that guy out and then the butler who was like close to the front walks by there
and then we get him the same way, kill him, fiber wire, put him away, walk in, sneak in,
Surranged the last bottom, I believe. Like that's a... it was really... it was... it was pretty... pretty free!
I finished this challenge myself today. The key is to not be offered any Silent Assassin options for the last 11 missions. Hope this helps.
It's not helping.
That doesn't help.
Hargawarga, thanks for 7.
I've beaten Hardcore Freelancer, you know, not taking Silent Assassin.
I feel like I've learned a lot, and it's really fun to play this way, but one momentary
Lots of concentration.
Ay-ya-ya-yi!
Meow-meow-meow-meow!
Ay-ya-ya-yi!
So I plan on winning this one. This one will probably be easy.
probably
xD
I have a side of it.
It all depends.
It all depends.
We might get the upstairs guards in Janice's house.
Those are pretty annoying to deal with.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away. Be careful 47
We don't have to break this camera, but I'm gonna
Cool I did that miss he's going upstairs. It's an upstairs garden Janice's house guys. Oh
No
It's coming back down.
I know that guy.
Is this motherfucker on the...
Well, I might not know this guy, actually.
I thought this dude came over here to talk...
Comes over here to talk to somebody, I'm pretty sure.
He's going upstairs though.
He should be coming over here next.
50% convinced this challenge ran by bots. Yeah, they are. Yeah.
Maybe we should have taken this guy out.
I'm afraid that I'm going to get the guy he goes to talk to, because we did that one
time and he just stopped pathing over here one time.
He's not coming over here.
I swear he did, man.
Hold on.
I can't even choke this guy out right now.
Who are you?
He ain't coming over here. Okay.
We'll get him on the outside of the house then.
I'm freaking stuck.
Dude, don't copy the badge when you copy the poster, dude.
This disguise is pretty worthless in here.
Okay.
Checking on some strange noises.
Stand by.
You're not going to hide this guy.
Actually, where's the other guy?
Backyardman.
Will he see the body walking in here?
Okay, now come on, who's doing that?
Oh, no way.
Oh, weird.
I don't think that was the right line.
of
the
death
of
I couldn't interact with his body until he fell, dude.
Ay-ay-ay!
That poison didn't trigger SASL.
If the person you sedate is not a target then it doesn't.
Oh yoyoy, that one was tricky because I wanted to hide his body.
We literally lost because of our bonus infection.
All right, let's uh
How unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck. Let's not worry about them so much
Actually drawing board 47
Jajaja, looking like an angler I caught out of Port Fiscarola-Lulululis.
Oh, Portia the Grape that's been chilling on my desk in a bag for 10 days.
It's probably why now you're here.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Shut up.
Epic!
You're not having an epic sniper rifle.
Matterang.
Where do I keep my sock?
Hmm, in the sock drawer?
Goddamn, nothing hits like a hot fish with a dick.
There's more to that, I don't want to read it though.
Why does the fish have a dick?
It's Gobi?
I'll play it from Brother Fire, dude?
What?
Say what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You just didn't tell you to beat this, right?
Uh, maybe.
Maybe.
But I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
You play in the bond game on release.
Mmm, it releases at 6 in the morning, so now I'll play it at normal stream time, TMRW.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
I thought you were a gamer?
Dude, being a gamer doesn't mean you have to play something the minute it releases and then to play it for 24 hours.
I didn't pick the mission.
This is probably normal Miami.
Let's take this one out.
Be the train, be the train, be the train, be the train, be the train, be the train,
be the train, be the train, be the train.
Welcome to Colorado.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
But be careful.
They're in high alert.
We don't want them to slip away. Good luck, Forty-seven.
Look at the whole ass squad marching, dude. Damn.
Do not pacify, it says.
I kind of hate that objective, to be honest.
Uh oh.
Katerine!
Well done, Forty Seven.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
I have a question about ASAP, you got a candle?
Leave now!
Hey, where's the th- Oh...
man we might have a situation
yeah let's chill bro let's chill
there's a pipe to get up here but I don't remember where
They're not in formation out here.
Holy guacamole.
Move, bitch. Move, bitch! Get out the way!
Oh, the guy we have to kill is the, uh, general guy.
What's in here radio
Bro how we getting in this bitch
Don't miss it
He's not coming back
In the world, versus the ever-evils back-ups number one, who will win in the championship?
Oh my god.
What's the plan?
Maybe we'll just sneak past these guys.
Oh my god.
Whoa, hold up.
Explosive watch battery.
Ben?
Ben?
We need a disguise to get out of here.
I'm pretty sure there is one in here somewhere.
Go spaceboat!
Uh-oh, uh-oh!
Yay!
I'm having some time and I don't think nothing here.
Oh no.
You fool.
Cowboy bust.
Yeah, come on buddy.
Take a little peep-a-re-no.
Not so close though.
We did hear something, didn't we?
We?
Syndicate member eliminated. Move down, just a minute.
It's actually good, because now he's going to come out here and be all like, dude, what
is happening?
Actually, hold on.
It's kind of preventing us from leaving.
What the hell?
Oh, hey.
corridor is clear oh hey
Well, how are we getting out of here?
I want to look for that.
I'm pretty sure I saw like a hacker outfit upstairs at one point.
Dude!
Well, here we go.
What did this guy get out of there?
Mama Mia!
of
man
What's that?
I wish I had brought my meat fiber wire.
Fuck it, I'm about to take this dude's outfit.
Aw, I can't.
I don't know how I get past these dudes.
This dude.
I think we stay in.
Holy guacamole, man!
What's that?
Sorry believers. I'm not dying. I was hoping there would be like a costume up here for me to grab.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
gun
gun
No fuck did I just turn off.
I wonder if it's harder to be detected in the darkness.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
What the...
Bomb?
,
Target is lost, I repeat, target is lost.
Let me leave, let me leave.
of
the
of
the
Let's check out this basement out.
I've literally never been down here by the way.
Oh, they're torturing a guy.
Cool.
It'll be alright.
Oh, you got the mandatory bonus, Simon.
Oh, yeah, keep running, and we can snap the neck when we're so big.
I forgot I forgot I forget can you I'm pretty sure you can work back there 47
change possible to do that to you
well well
I do a woodchipper map please it's a very specific request
Sure, big man.
May I ask why, though?
If that's okay?
Goodbye, Batch-Hurican.
Throw shovel into Woodshipper.
Did that, that would sound horrible.
But also maybe poggers.
Let's add it, picture 7.
You want the squish by you, picture 7.
And Fall Hazard, picture 7.
wants to squish. You can get the NPC to kill the target for you. I don't think there's
a map where you could do that it's a good thing we're bringing our desert
camo assault rifle for this job in New Zealand permission to hit the bomb
denied fuck you how come we're not using your crack pipe dab
I'm just gonna mass murder this man.
It depends.
I've done so bad all day today.
I've not even purchased one thing from the shop.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert,
so you need to be tactical.
You know what to do, 47.
What?
Hmm, that's great.
Oh.
So, let's go!
Fireman is our safe Yippie!
Can I climb this?
Wait, it's not illegal.
fucking you fucking me bitch I was top of the agar
I don't know.
Who am I?
I do not hear you.
That's the way it comes.
No!
Your money belongs to me.
I can't.
Way to get this guy cleanly up here.
This doesn't count as a door right?
Nice.
It was trash though.
Run come
You shut up
What's up, man?
Where can we get a shot on this guy?
The other guy's easy.
that was an explosive hello
Oh my god.
You've spread fear within the summit
How unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
Back to the drawing board 47
It's not good right now, man is not good right now, man
Oh shit, dude.
I'm losing so fucking much today, man.
Just give me a break, dude, just one break.
Sure, man.
Oh, four targets.
What's the worst that could happen?
How am I supposed to do this, bro?
Like actually, we're gonna get a guard in the lobby and there's just no realistic way
to kill that guy.
Actually we could have him pull a gun away.
Holy moly man.
And there's a dark end on the vendor we can buy it, because Devolt.
You would play better if you had a turkey hair transplant.
some feathers yeah I don't want to work tomorrow twin what do I do dude start a
crypto coin rug pull someone rug pull your own grandma how about that
she'll never see it coming grandma I started a business oh that's so sweet
Billy I'll be in touch when you reach your destination or grandma I found this
really cool like new currency it's more valuable than gold oh really welcome
horse in the mucky lobby dude we have been informed that the syndicate is
currently in operation here but you know what to do but be careful they're on
high alert we don't want them to slip away be careful for a reason and most
of all good luck
hold up we can do that way
Okay. What the?
Got some strange noises here. Looking into it. Over.
Hmm...
I'm down here.
Ooh, even better.
Yes! The bathroom. Perfect.
I'm a
Return to the safe house collect yourself I'll be in touch
Dude it's just
He saw me in the mirror
Damn
God man
This crazy guy
I
Yeah
Are you gone sneaky bastard is gone? Hey what?
Just dying get your money wait. We have anything on us. Nope that chatter is right then
I think I need some coffee, man.
Oh man, that's so...
So fucking sad.
Okay, we lost...
I mean, for the one person in China who might be curious why that happened?
Okay, I'm gonna explain.
saw me in the mirror right they do they do not they do not see you in a mirror if
you're proud of it I wasn't proud of the state I'm sure your next execution will
be perfect let me know when you're ready second reason is because it was silent
assassin no firearms and on that version despite there being no notation
And whatsoever, if a target sees you, and this is not the case for any other Shilin
assassin, if the target sees you in that particular Shilin assassin, no firearms, you lose.
It's just the way that it works.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Are you sure?
Dude, I just hope...
I hope you find the answers you're looking for, buddy.
I am not the one who's gonna waste breath on giving them dude.
I told you what happened.
You lost that mirror like five times by now?
I do not recall losing to that mirror.
Ever?
But, I mean I could be wrong.
legendary gun look at my meat flanks
don't get told it bro I am so unbelievably tilted right now I'm so
I don't fucking tell them.
Oh man.
Oh man.
If only we had been crouched perving.
We haven't even seen the first showdown dude.
That's so crazy.
It's a new issue for some.
It's never been this bad.
Should we get a mod that puts the mushroom in the same spot?
I wish, man.
I freaking wish.
lost our epic, it's alright, dude. Big fuckin' L, man.
Here's some molly, eh now, dude? Congrats.
I believe now you can win.
Well, normally I would say, ooh, this is gonna be easy, so yeah, probably.
But every time I've said that it's going to be easy, I have lost in like a horrible fucking way, so...
This is going to be the hardest...
Hardest possible math.
It's going to be... I don't even... I don't think I could beat it. I'm going to be honest.
I don't think... I do not think I could beat this.
Yep, I'm going to get some coffee, I'm going to come back and you guys are going to witness
absolute fucking greatness, dude.
I will become the one.
Here be.
Ready to work.
if
of
the
of
the
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Witness greatness.
Kilogrammavix?
You focus on hitting the mission will do my more success.
It's not going to be easy. You only have 47
Uh, okay
Don't care
We're on for the dead boys.
I'll give it out bro. There's no way we're finding a red box full of circuit boards out here.
The pilot said he dropped it near here. Your Franco doesn't get it.
I haven't thought I saw him by accident, but the problem seems to be clear.
What was the punishment I asked?
It's a dynamo panel that is set. Either way, the box is gone.
Shit. I think you're right.
I'm right I am.
Okay, fuck off.
They ain't fucking off.
Okay, we've been mowed down here before.
It's me the phantasma
It's so dark at night.
of
Oh my god
There it is, there it is.
We should check it out.
Okie dokie.
All clear.
Yeah, just uh...
Pull it out!
I know one of you guys got a key, bruh.
Oh, fuckin' crowbar, dude.
Nothing here.
Nothing here.
Nothing here.
fuck that dude
All of these coca leaves.
I need some cocaine!
Cocaine!
I
You'd stop searching stop it give up
Is that weird?
Oh, I'm being weird again, aren't I?
Oh, I love this photo.
We're gonna go when he touches first steps in the pan.
Got sneeze.
Kick now, not to mention the fact that we can still visit him.
He usually loses interest in things so quickly.
I think it's a pharmacy the way they've been treating that animal.
Did you know they've fed a dead body for a long time and now it won't come out this one unless someone brings it?
No, don't do this. This can surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Help me! I can't hear anything! What's going on?
Things are heating up! Get her!
Shut up!
It's a dead end, he's listening, he's still looking, no sign of any trouble, thanks.
Any amount of poison?
He's right now, and he's dead, he's a basement.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Move. Meow. This guy's all the way over there.
I didn't take out the cameras, dude.
If only we had 4k gold...
Alas.
Excuse me, bro.
Man.
I didn't realize I'm allowed to be here.
I
Know more of you
There's a couple, a couple too many guys over here.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done. You should get back to the safehouse. I'll contact you later.
Gotta ski thattle
Anyone want a free shotgun?
How about you big man?
of
of
of
of
of
The fucking...
The somic vinegar oil one dude?
That they give you at Italian restaurants?
MMMMM MMM FUUUUUUCK DO
OHHH
Oh yeah
Oh, yeah, bud.
We lost our ass ass and pistol, dude.
I mean, olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
It's like a... it's like a...
purplish black...
sauce...
with olive oil?
Isn't that balsamic vinegar?
I don't know.
Or do you know?
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
That's called use the bitch dip.
Wait, use the bitch dip.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
I see
How'd you just fall for that dude, he's just to lever man
We can do SISO Dubai
But also, man, this is gonna be really hard. I don't know if I can do this.
It's gonna be really hard.
Holy, so hard.
You know, honestly, we probably don't bring the bomb.
Or the gun.
Yeah.
Um...
Oh dude, but we have to bring the dark in.
Okay.
Well, I just dropped my bomb and I don't know where it went, sweet.
Is choking someone with fiber wire more silent than just regular choking them?
I feel like it's not.
You mean IRL? No, man. I don't mean that.
Sweet.
We got this guy in level 2, and this guy in level 5.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactically.
Good luck, 47.
Thanks.
Where is this guy?
Oh, I know who this is.
We almost blew it.
Wait. I know exactly who this is.
We have our gun
Sus
Will we be able to do this without getting caught on camera?
We could just choke these guys out to be safe.
I think that's what I should do.
Who is that?
Come on buddy. Come on big man.
Is that?
This'll be fixed in no time.
On.
I'll get away it looked like he just got there, but I wasn't sure so
We got a hider from the window there.
of
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
imagine holy fuck
We have a bit of an issue, and that's that I used my lockpick.
I just want to remind you about the lock-down route tomorrow, that's right 900 hours,
And the key card is activated while I'm still in the safe room.
Mama Mia!
I know who this is.
How do we get...
Upstairs without a disguise.
You can't go on the internet.
That motion under separate polarities will delight you.
You can only go on a notice.
Lucy, please sit. For demand.
Hello, is anyone there?
Holy shit.
Why did he turn around?
Is that a ramp?
Does that ring in?
Okay.
Let's make it sure I understand.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm so stupid. Carrying this for a pay-to-rat.
How are we getting up there?
We'll have to do some clearing.
not actually
I don't know. There's a trio of guys walking around as well.
I'm sorry, but these games are in a specific instruction.
How do we get up here?
We're gonna hate me if I do this.
What the...
Why don't we get rid of this guy?
Does he move?
That's not gonna move, I didn't think he would, he might move.
Dude, that's so crazy.
I think what we actually do is...
We clear out the people in the kitchen.
Actually drawing board 47.
I didn't go up the stairs normally.
I can't believe that guy saw me the whole way up.
I thought for sure the foot, like, we were gonna get to the top and like just barely knock it through.
Oh no, dude!
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid.
But, nothing is predictable in this line of work.
Are you sure you won't get back on the saddle?
No, we're not talking to the same guy.
When you're ready for your next assignment.
Utility closet past the server room
has that ladder that connects to the place where the guy should
have golf balls.
Utility cl-whoa.
Come on, walker, these are two years.
Utility closet past the server room
has that ladder that connects to the place where the guy should
have golf balls.
Off to peep it out.
You should consider testing some of our campaign even if you don't tend to do the whole thing way too many knowledge checks
Yeah, man, maybe I'm not gonna do that by the way
I think having a weapon visible makes it more conspicuous.
didn't seem any faster at that point. Or maybe. Yeah, maybe we should have dropped it. I just
I don't think it would make a difference.
What's up Chud Moon?
Yo, what's good bro?
Why'd he call me that?
What's good, queef me?
Hey, why'd he call me that?
Do you prefer Tor to? No.
We were so close to doing that actually. If we didn't have the gun on our back.
We probably get up just fine and then that guy turns around we give him give him the jab and then walk away pretty much
Again trying to the optional objectives this time or should I down
I know look that's the that's the fun thing about gambling dude. Yeah, it's random
Who fucking knows, bro?
I might not do any of them anymore, actually.
Welcome to Ambrose Island.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but they are on high alert.
So tread carefully, or they will slip away.
You know what to do, 47.
What are you doing laundry?
What the? Hey!
Come inside!
You.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I couldn't lean up against the fucking bed.
Nope.
Nope.
I
Our window
Fine
Syndicate member eliminated well done 47
But who are you again?
I know you ain't talking to me.
I'm going to call security if you don't ask the guy!
Right there!
Come on!
You read me!
I might be dead, boss.
Hey!
You know where he is! Go get him!
I'm literally not disguised.
How the fuck are we going to get outta here?
I
Just give it up
There are a lot of armed guards around here.
hmm probably gonna need a disguise boys we'll see that
I fucking jumped that hello
Oh, all right, we're out, all right, we're out, we got a ways to go, got a ways to go
go dude. Nope. Um. Fuck man. I guess we go here. Maybe. I don't know. Can't go this
way cuz there's a million freaking guards actually maybe we can now we can
I'm going to try anyway.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yoink!
What if we could shoot him from here, dude?
Who knows, maybe guards on the west side haven't heard our name yet.
Yeah, we chill.
Yeah, we chill, we chill.
I see you I thought I saw her pull out a gun
Well, I'm gonna kill all you guys, actually, so...
Nevermind.
Use a little hippie.
Hippie down.
I repeat, hippie, down.
,
though
I just want to go again
Where is it?
Bokey's very close.
Me.
Wait.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Shut up.
I'm ready.
Go on up.
Oh! Oh!
Just easy and temchy like you thought.
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
I think I prefer Columbia showdown, it's so big.
Let us use the Burial Dagger, because we about to put him to sleep.
Murder style.
Whew, whew, whew.
Let me hear your best Meowth impression.
Meowth, that's right.
me see give me all your Pokemon
what do you like to play Pokemon like that
Bill Cosby? Yeah, that was my cause.
submit those Yoda voice lines yet. No, not yet, man.
Not fucking yet, man.
I'm something about that guy that leads over the railing on Dubai at the very top.
If he moves, he doesn't move very far.
I don't know.
You're that guy. No, you're John Wick Civ 5, dude. We can literally see your fucking name, bro.
What a combination.
We have three lethal syringes we're fucking stacked right now boys of where is 47 Goku
Ash Naruto gashudo
Welcome to Paris Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area I trust
that you can find them and eliminate them one high alert so carefully or they
will slip away good luck 47 I found one
was that weird that what I just did absolutely so silent
come on those bloody kids messing around again
Don't care.
We're gonna shoot that lady.
No man, I choked him out.
He's on Conkis right now.
Dude, there's just guards here and other variants that's fucked up.
I don't know what to do with this.
of
the
You see, you notice how he shut it up.
Well, for us of the... by the way, you notice how he stopped the hogger.
He got bitched.
Uh, there goes down.
No, you don't, you don't!
What's up? I gotta go upstairs.
Sir, please stand still. I have to do a routine check.
Alright, man.
Fine.
Fine. Let's see here.
Drop the C4. Alright, we good.
Sorry, sir. It's just protocol.
You get more bandits, will you? Alright, thank you.
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my boss.
I mean, he might be my boss, I'm not sure.
It would be very unfortunate if someone took our, uh, no leaf.
Whoop.
Oh.
Hey you, there's a rich cricket area.
Hey yo!
Hey you there.
Yeah you, fishy fella.
Yup.
Who are you?
Well you're not gonna...
You're not gonna escort me?
Stop moving now!
Got a skinnado!
Oh god!
Motherfuck!
I do not have anything to throw because it dropped me a knife.
Finally there are some priceless antiques up here.
Let's use a little.
We're gonna need a little else.
stop talking to each other stop it okay
You go from the dead core.
Who we got?
Who the hell are you?
I'm me.
All right.
Come on.
What can you do?
I'll.
Was that cool?
Yeah, that is clear.
You key attic is clear over.
Is that.
We need this guy to get woken up.
will you see him
I
Stand up
I need to know exactly what he looked like and what he was wearing sorry didn't get an
idea in the past.
What?
No.
No.
It's me.
No positive ID.
Chasing a ghost.
of ID chasing a ghost where the fuck did you get that
what
man I'm here now an area is clear over
Come here, it looks like the attic is green.
All clear.
What?
What in the hell?
Holy shit.
Holy shit!
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Brother what?
This is the only guy who knows what we look like.
I wonder if there's a way to get down.
You're surrounded!
Give yourself up!
Now!
There's a way out of here.
Vampire Magician! Guess not.
Yeah, we can ignore these guys, actually.
Oh my god.
I can't believe that guy didn't see me, bros.
All these motherfuckers would be like, yeah, if I see literally anyone, I'm going to shoot
them.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm going to shoot everyone.
I'm a guy.
What up? What up? Oh, they got a guy standing here now. Weird.
Good day to you, sir.
Hi.
He's dead.
Hey, mister! Who are you again?
Me.
So you can remember the related? Well done, autism.
Return to the safehouse, collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Yield sedate guard and to drag him into friendly guard to wake him up so that we can fiber wire kill the same guy we sedated technique
What about the safe no safe
Oh
Oh
It worked back there the syndicate took a serious
There is still much work to get done
Preparate and prepare for your next assignment
Excellent 47 we have now tracked down the syndicate leaders location
Man, man, man, man, man
Okay, I've provided you with new intel
Failed almost every objective I failed I failed one of them which is a 25%
They always go smoke at the same place, right?
It's the first time I've been in a showdown a little bit where they don't have like a
I think I've got food related thing.
Meh meh meh meh meh meh.
No firearms.
Yeah, hopefully they smoke in a sclued spot.
I freaking doubt it, though.
He took the dart on the wall, it's not a dart, it's a grape knife, and yes.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Can't no weeb.
I'm not a knife weeb, I just know that that's what it is, because I've picked it up.
Hmm.
I think we make both here.
Actually, I could have stored this.
Maybe they've per-sept.
Doesn't really matter.
Or need something to throw, my.
Wham, wham, wham, wham.
Moon Moon, the type of guy to feel mean, feel bad when they're mean to Meg on family guys.
Crazy Wild Crystics for a million months.
He's not denying it?
Welcome to Santa Fortuna, Colombia.
We now know the leader's current location.
However, as we don't know the exact description,
this means you will have to do your own recon.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Nevertheless, we do know this.
They are participating in a handover.
As for their identity, we know that they have blonde hair.
They are wearing earrings.
They are wearing glasses and wearing a necklace.
We also know that the target has a sweet tooth, and they smoke.
I hope this will help.
Good luck, 47.
I gotta get a picture of this guy on the other side.
Hearing.
Whoa! Does he have a necklace? I didn't see.
He's a hat. That's not him.
Oops.
Whoopsie!
I need a place to get out of an outfit.
What is happening?
Move, bitch!
I don't even know a good place to get a disguise here.
Yeah, dude.
Greetings, Lookout Chan.
Sorry.
These are not the fellas, I need the guys at the house over there.
stills never found the free mansion garden this guy's no I haven't where is it wait
that's not it
Get it?
Just use a Maw, sir.
of
the
You go my head.
Haha, not good.
Haha, not good, not good.
Okay, I'm probably gonna shoot as well, so...
Sorry.
There's too many people in here.
What the hell is that?
I need you to move.
Wait, he's not going to move.
I'm not gonna move.
Baaah! Baaah! Baaah! Baaah!
What the fuck did I do? Hello?
Jump you fuck!
Oh my god.
This guy loves Columbia.
I don't need that shovel.
Ah, hola.
Hola.
Colombia!
That's a lookout.
Columbia!
That's a lookup.
Bren, get away from my moped.
Who are you friend?
That is not our target.
Thank you.
I found it.
if
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
Glasses.
Yeah.
See ya.
Mmm, we probably want to go this way.
Maybe.
Nah.
Okay, maybe not this way.
I'm gonna get that key bro.
Those are tips.
Heh heh heh, bitch.
Try eating now.
Oh, swearing, you did.
Uh-huh. Have you noticed how unblessed I've started working out and used the order and then head, brother?
Yeah.
You've got nothing to worry about.
Hmm, I guess we'll just go in
Mama Mia, I got a feeling our guy's gonna be in the
The coca field
One second.
Alright, one second.
What's up, boys?
Aye, aye, the Dove guys are here.
We're gonna find a propane tank as well.
I don't recall where one of these is.
I'll do one extra discard.
I'll tell you where to start.
You're a penis.
Oh, my bad.
Having a little butterfly outfit here would be real nice.
And he took his first steps in the pan.
You can't believe he's so big now.
Not to mention, they fucked up.
Wrong hair.
Oh my god, I might have marked off.
This lady upstairs?
Incorrectly.
That's her.
Dead bodies for a long time, and now it won't come out before I let them.
Oh no, shit I had, that's why.
Okay.
Hey, got some propane I can have, please?
Propane?
Anyone?
Please, uh, it's just a smidgen of propane.
Please, uh, please.
and
and they're a kitchen down here my dumb
yes right
uh... well we don't need
you need to be very gentle with sure
He told me about the jail and some of the other things.
I don't know where he is at the door, huh?
Any of y'all got propane?
Please?
Little fucker is anyone.
You bitch.
Did he turn around again, oh?
Oh, no.
Where do we get the key?
Uh-oh!
Oh
Make a pile how would that help I need a key
Well, let's check in here, I suppose.
Okay, cringe.
Wait, I got a brick.
I got nothing here
The duality of man
Okay now go thank you
Hey cocaine!
Yippee!
Well, I ain't seen no key card fella.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Hmm, you think we can make it past this guy?
I don't know, we may be trapped, Proth.
How do I get down?
How do I get down?
Hello?
Aha!
Well, let's check out the coconut.
Ah!
Well, let's check out the coca field, I guess.
I think this guy's wearing a hat.
Ginger!
Who's flying around?
Fuck yeah, fuck you again.
No way it's this guy right here, please.
He's got Tattoo.
Thank God.
That literally leaves one person, I think.
Two people.
Where was the...
Right here.
There's another way down.
It's a fucking lookout, dude.
What?
I swear there's a box coming up man, but I'd, for the life of me, do not know.
Oh, no.
Hmm.
We have to get one of the drug dealer outfits, like the Gaucho outfits or whatever, or we
Forget the key card.
My house looks like that.
No.
No.
Yeah, that's what I like to see.
What is happening right now?
This isn't a sass.
Alright, double checking to see.
Crustle down there.
or as hell man.
Let's see assassin.
He does not care.
Which is weird.
I can't, I can't tell shit, dude.
I can't I can't tell shit
I'm about to go back upstairs, man.
Oh, how do we get down there please move
I think that's the guy, by the way.
We still need propane.
He's doing cocaine!
What's up, dude?
That's not good for you.
Oh
What is it?
What the hell
What the...
Oh my god.
Two guys.
Nowhere to hide them.
I need one of those outfits.
Dude, fuck man!
What?
A loser.
So dumb. Actually, I found like a weird alcove in the wall that like made him stop seeing
me for a second.
It's already easy way to get down here from above.
bartender output. You know? Like, how do you get the bartender though? You know what I mean?
because like this window is right here.
Hold on, let's just try, let's try.
I've purposely not done this before just because I was like almost paused so they would see me like right here.
Facilito!
I'm not here to fix this thing!
Must turn on.
Hey look at this.
You can put it floating, shoot it floating, tree near the construction site to make a
bridge.
Yeah I know.
All right.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Oh!
Knowing the story stuff on this map helps a lot. It becomes super easy once you do.
Oh, the story stuff like...
The magical window that prevents people from seeing me choke a guy two feet from them.
Oh, fuck, dude, I forgot.
That's in the story!
That's in the campaign!
They taught- Dude, they taught you that!
They say 47.
It's gonna be impossible to get down there.
But you need to choke out the bartender in plain view of other people.
Yeah, okay. That's my bad.
Oh, and ironically, they do. No, they don't. They do not do that.
The campaign gives you story missions that are unironically easier to do.
Alright, listen.
Listen.
Um...
I'm not disagreeing with an Ape.
I'm not disagreeing.
Are we clear about that?
Okay.
Wait, hold up.
In quotes, yeah I haven't played the campaign but hi, Inverethis is the guy who hasn't played
knows it better than you in Brothersus, the guy who has played it." End quote.
You got kind of owned? That guy like actually fabricated like an entire universe in which
that was the topic of conversation. You got owned.
getting kind of cooked dude you got cooked on you just got freaking bone
You got cooked, Unk!
You're chopped!
There's no need to be mad.
Uh, I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
Just stop telling me to play the story.
I'm not gonna do that.
It's not gonna happen.
Definitely do not play the story. I won't. Don't worry.
Go ahead and, AidsJ, congratulations, and also thank you.
You got me to buy the game and the story mode is fun, what's the flip?
Not saying it's not fun, not saying it's not fun, but...
How would you know I have played the modern what at least one of the modern three hitman's
campaign I have the achievements on steam.
It has been played at one point.
I'm gonna get some water.
Was it fun?
Yeah, dude, it was super fun.
It was uh...
really fun.
There was fun playing again?
Sure.
I'll do that.
You
What up such a dumb chat dude
You're one off the farming gill. Yes you are
E.O.R.
I hate that dog!
It tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down, and don't you do best.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Good luck, Fortress Emily.
Where's the safe? Wait.
I know where that safe is. Easy peasy.
Oh my god! I cannot wait to see that new run!
I can't wait to see that new run!
Embrace Ugly Dog instead.
Man, Ugly Dog's so fucking ugly though, dude.
The Bonnie of Shower here has mocked my looks.
He's all like...
Ugly and shit.
I need the money, but...
Hey, where the guards are usually over here?
Wait, we don't need to do this.
What's up?
Sorry.
Sorry, man.
Do you mind coming I'm so fucking fake I do
Hmm
We will fuck are you hey you're my stealth path
You can't reach it
It's so weak.
That's so weird.
Turn around.
probably goes inside. I need some to throw. I've wrapped a snapper neck.
Why don't we kill this guy?
I think our answer lies within the loot box.
Which is above us.
You didn't see shit.
Oh, fuck.
Hmm.
I've literally never been in here by the way.
I'm along buddy.
Oops.
Oh, I guess it's the last one.
Oh, I'm lucky.
Haha.
Oh, the same.
You have relaxed.
Everything's fine.
Excuse me, I really need some help here.
You okay, man?
What's up?
We've got a stubborn little...
There you go.
Wait.
Alas, it was nearly fair.
I'm sorry, I was just kidding.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why does the fear have scales?
of
the
I can't believe I got this.
What a fucking kill!
Please, please help me!
I'm gonna kill him!
Dude, he's firing into the crowd, man.
Stop!
Dude, stop!
It rather appears that you run out of luck
Was it worth it actually drawing board 47
You'll meet 10k pointer runes. All right, I got a plan
You keep watching and I will slowly dole them out to you over time
bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding but don't
give up I'm sure your next execution will be perfect we're gonna get this we're gonna
get this bet here dude check it out easy peasy man
It's a fucking disaster, mate!
It's a fucking disaster, mate!
Holy hell!
Dart gun.
Do not pass a by, huh? No can do.
No can do, Hoss.
I was gonna jerk off to your kills, but you ruined it.
Okay, well...
Don't do that.
Thank you.
Wait.
Hmm.
What?
I'm not going to do any of these side objectives, I think, unless one of our targets is a guard.
We've not had a good COVID today.
It's hard.
I'm on my way here.
Not even enough money to buy a dark gun?
Dude, imagine if we won that gamble, man.
Who would have been in the shmoney?
But no.
We're in the shmoney.
It likely would still not have been enough.
You could win a lot of money doing that shit.
And it might have been enough because they're safe.
But the safe is never 4k.
Welcome to Chongqing. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently
in the area. Trapping down, the village should do best. But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical. Be careful, 47.
And most of all, good luck.
Thank you, miss.
Hmm man
She's outside.
I think we're just going to syringe this guy.
But how do we get the other lady?
Push this fool, if I push him, he's gonna yell.
Which means I will probably get seen.
We could choke him out and then dump him.
Well done, Princess. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Oh shit!
Okay, bitch.
Let me leave.
Now.
Please, do something.
You like that?
You like that gun?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, he loves gun.
Cool.
There's a fucking camera.
Mmmmmm.
Well, that's okay.
How are you all the way up there?
What the fuck?
What?
if
if
if
she's going to the party you do
There is no way oh my god
He wasn't even on the stairs!
You were standing right here!
Was I?
I don't think so.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Are we get one guy that wanders by there?
You know, she's probably gonna come back down.
Cool.
Cool.
cool
Dude she's like push me off the building please
I wonder what that should be
We might have a possible disturbance, I'm moving for a test-game.
You can close it.
I think I live to this, I can't get it.
Relax, man.
Please, no one walk by or see this, please.
Coming back? Nope.
You see the gun? It's so weird.
Tell me should you move it?
Should you move it?
of
I couldn't just climb up because they would have seen me, right?
the flow
oh yeah
the apartment were kind of right to it it rather appears that you run out of luck
slips you a 20
Hey dude!
What happens you have?
I'm sorry to say that failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing of the grid.
But, we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
So true, so true.
I'm sure we'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
It's a fucking disaster.
I
For
Shotgun
We'll have our handy-dandy briefcase, dude.
Any jokes specifically related to fishes?
What did the fish say to the mirror?
Why?
Fish can't talk.
You don't know that.
You don't freaking know that, dude.
The fox, the punchline?
What do the fish say to the mirror?
Why do you have a dick?
That's the only piss joke I got, unfortunately.
Sorry if you were expecting more.
You nearly- I nearly pissed myself.
That's that's that's that's fucking pissing me self
So I like fish sticks no, I really fished that
Really, I kind of like don't fuck with food. It's like overly breaded. You know what I mean like fucking I don't like
Me Montreal six are okay, I guess motherfucker be putting too much breading out shit, man
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Born dogs, they got a lot of...
You can do what you do best.
Much braver than a fucking born dog.
This is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Yes.
Oh, speed 47.
Go inside.
I've gotta do something.
Well, you got the best gear.
Anyway, I'm gonna get back to work.
The syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Demolisher.
Okay, are you guys in the uh, biker place?
Yeah.
That's okay.
Open up.
Hmm.
Can you leave?
Hmm?
Don't care.
don't care in fact I don't care so hard
burn one criminal I'm already fucking locked that door
the rat just ran out of my briefcase
yeah
Biker time! Biker time! Biker time! Biker time!
Okay, man.
Just immune to bullets now, are we?
Here.
Oh, hey, oh, god, you're okay. This is a bad situation here
What the hell happened here? Okay, are you okay?
Hello security
There's a bad situation
Make the other guy go. I gotta vax this guy.
He didn't see that. What is happening?
I was so ready to fuckin' mow that guy down, dude. Holy shit.
Okay.
Yep.
Okay.
Sure.
Why is that guy being so weird good?
Where'd he go?
He's in the fucking snui-pen-nest!
How do I get over there?
Right here.
fellas, fellas, which way is the axe?
of
the
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate. You should get back to the
safe house. I'll contact you later.
So I'll teach you to mess with the, uh, to mess with Fish Fan. 69.
I'm going to delete fish that is not in the form of sushi, normally I eat fish not in
the form of sushi.
That's the normal way.
Excellent work back there Forty Seven.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I'll be waiting.
Well, we're certainly not doing the showdown on this map, so wait, hold up.
Well, we're certainly going to pick a different prestige, you know.
Time to get disguises.
Nah, I'm good.
I'll use the bat.
gigabat. We about to wreak some havoc. You look like the type of guy to microwave a fish
in the office lunchroom. I mean there's worse things to microwave. You have to be more specific
the map. Curry? I don't think I would mind that. Yeah, like, if you pop it, like, you
look like the type of guy to pop up in a tin of sir stromming on launch, like, I would
except that you know what I mean but like when you say what is it when you're
like oh you look like I've got a microwave fish like what the fuck what
fish are you microwaving bro
it can't be that stinky
sushi
I like the smell of fish
So maybe I am that guy.
Maybe I am that guy.
RING RING RING RING RING
Shoo boo boo be ba boo ba
Sprouting mung beans in his top drawer
What?
Yeah, what if it what if it was like Nato?
Surely that's worse than fish
Aw, I need a gun.
Do not pacify.
Pacify. Baseball, babe.
Who do I listen to?
Jobless motherfucker never smells co-worker-fish-IRL.
I mean surely people don't do that, right?
Surely they're like a whore.
Welcome to Marrakesh.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know
what to do.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
speed 47 where you going
these aren't real people
we'll come back for that
Holy fuck. Why is it illegal for me to hold that?
Where is my bag?
no one else
what are you doing
but quit tossing your briefcase around idiot
it.
Wham, Wham, Wham!
Guard, I'm seeing another guy in Chagin's skin.
Vandalized. You know what, the meanness of Pali...
How do I kill this guy?
Wait, what the hell is that guy doing?
I'm coming.
I'm surprised we got out of this.
Oh, it's surprisingly good.
You know, tourists, they'll, uh, they'll buy it.
But today, you just say, who are you?
You chill.
Chill.
Chill.
Chill.
I don't know, I don't know.
Wait, why?
Uh-oh.
I know why.
Haha, just an idiot.
Don't run.
It'll only make it hurt more.
I
Thanks, 360
We have a situation here main calm
Can I come into the party, guys?
I'm cool.
Wait, there's limitation.
Sorry.
I took a walk.
I
Took a walk
How do we get out of here?
Is there anybody suspicious around here?
Excuse me, I have to pull out of here a bit.
Business.
I can't come back in, right?
As long as you haven't even bought it.
Oh, I have.
Thanks.
I'll come back as much as you like.
Great.
I'll be right back.
Where the hell is my principal?
Excuse me, sir, but you're not on my list, so I won't have to ask you to try and leave.
Please comply and leave the premises.
I don't know where he'd be right here.
What?
Well I have an invitation.
Nice day for it, isn't it?
Shut up.
Oh, there's a go in the roof, then.
Somewhere in the closet and everything, man.
I can't go in.
Oh, I can open this door.
There's another side.
I'm gonna have to ask you to stand still right there.
Fuck it, drag him!
I don't want this.
Let me put that.
Ah, we'll just pick it up on the way out.
They never expect the bathroom snake.
They never expect the bathroom snake.
Welcome to the safe.
This will surely be a bird of the safe.
Please don't shoot me.
Oh god, they're never shooting me.
Brr brr brr brr brr.
Excuse me, guys.
I
Got money
Just come back.
God bless!
Between Morocco and Colorado, which is the worst map for you.
Colorado.
We were just kinda doing that.
Shari'kin.
Shereek is a choir
You got from the guy scammed on discord dude like
Did you did you offer to give me ten million dollars and discord no man
No, dude
I
You did oh shit, oh shit
It's so insane
Give Dunwell 47 we now have information on the syndicate leaders current whereabouts
Watch this we're gonna get normal dharma
I've provided you with new intel
Yeah, I don't know man. I don't know dude. How do you get scammed?
Motherfuckers didn't pay attention to the stronghold of security.
True to victim blaming. Yeah. Yeah
Gards if you see anyone coming here asking about that scam shit, dude, ban them permanently, please please
Please
They are being done. Oh, I miss it nice
Noice
Like, like, that's sure to disrupt the scam, right?
They're like, hold on, guy impersonating this guy.
You just banned me, though.
You know what I mean?
Surely that's enough to send the message.
Oh, just a friendly little banning.
Oh
Well, where's you this this is good as a don't get why am I got no firearms every fucking
I think that's what we'll do.
Ooh, nice.
Where's the lane where we'll be?
They were sleeping way as to why they are here
Exchange we also have the following description on their looks. We knew that they have blonde hair
They are wearing earrings. They are wearing a necklace and glasses
We have further intel that enforces that the target is a smoker and they like to read
Yeah, be it keeping up with the times are simply one
I
Maybe to be inspired that's all I have for you at present
Good luck for you seven yep
I'm gonna yeah hurry up. I got it all hurry up
Come back
Nope.
Bald.
A lot of people over here, huh?
Oh, we got a shuriken kill.
Rupro!
I was going to drop a pro paint tanker like I was smoking, so I think it's him.
Maybe not.
Hey.
What do you want to talk about?
All good?
I can't get this.
The files you sent are not what we want.
We need something more.
And you can't go back.
I fucking see why I'm wondering why.
Everything is going this way.
Oh, good. Thank you.
Yeah, I'll talk to you later.
Sound good.
Bye.
Yeah, I'll see you.
Okay.
Yeah, the first cowboy checked.
What's the gun?
Can you believe it?
Potentially, although.
Helen!
Hmm?
Hmm.
It's not weird, but she matches the description, though.
Okay, everything's good.
You good?
Oh, right, yeah.
Disappears.
Yo, Johnny, thanks for subbing.
Is that nervous? What is that?
Oh my god.
Oh
No
Hey
You got the package I got it just keep your end of fun
My people are
Don't worry. I have to run fine
Okay, I'll see you around
I hit the wrong one! I was wrong!
I was trying to hit the guy, but...
I want one of these guys for their gun.
What the fuck are you doing bitch?
You want that?
I have an axe.
Got him last!
Wait, there is a safe.
That's true.
Anyone... anyone help me!
Wow!
Something's very small.
Nice.
Haha.
Nice, nice.
I'm
Okay, it's okay gets through
You can't shoot all these guys.
You can? I could! I could!
Meme meeme meeme me!
Meme meeme me!
He did not hear that. That is insane.
Insanity.
I'm so fucking sorry, I'm so sorry.
walk away. See?
Hmm.
Who shut up?
Shut up snitch snitch bitch.
Hey, How ya doin?
Hi.
Who shut the hell up?
They said it couldn't be done, repeatedly.
They did say that.
Well done, 47. This will make anyone think twice before turning into a life of crime.
One good mission in seven hours? We've done some of this ass in the stream, it's just...
Um...
It's been a disaster, man.
Otherwise it has been a disaster.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Railgun.
Okay.
Wait, didn't I get more money than that? What the fuck?
I'm getting robbed!
You also got Giga lucky you missed the shuriken.
I mean it would have been salvageable but it would have been like I would have just
shot the other target in the leg and then like killed everyone else.
The big deal is killing the assassin first which there were two.
Could have done it.
I've been in I've been in worse situations.
You've died in easier ones. Oh, yeah. Big time.
How often does shoot everyone actually work out?
It really just depends on the prestige objective you pick.
Because you can pick one where it works out every time.
You can do one where it works every fucking time, dude.
like a showdown like you might have to like shoot them during their tell or
nothing but you also might have like neutralize a lookout guess what you can
do that whenever the fuck you want and you can do it however the fuck you want
as long as you know who the the person is you kill them too before they run I'm
I'm wearing a Shrek mask. This is a Lego Yoda.
Are you just spamming this game to get sponsored for the Bond game tomorrow?
No, I genuinely love this game. This game's amazing.
Truly is.
Also, I'm not going to be sponsored, so...
I'm army, army.
I'm pretty sure they did the uh...
They did the like, review copy thing where they like,
so that's like people who are gonna like,
write on their shitty games journalism website.
Like, hmm, this is what we think about 007.
Which is usually not a good sign, but...
Which is good. No, that is not good.
It is not good.
Because if you are, if you are doing that, it's basically like, oh.
Let's send it to a bunch of these like millennial, like mid 40s guys who are like
who are dropping big, big eight or nines on like the latest NBA 2K or like the latest
JRPG, you know what I mean?
Like people who play for like the first hour and then they're done.
Right.
Um.
And why would you?
Why would you only want those people to have early access?
I wonder.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
I'm forgetting something.
I'm forgetting something.
It's turn 40 now I'm getting 8.
Now we're just 8-9 games journalists, that's all.
People need an extra easy setting for Doom Eternal?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's crazy.
In order to disagree with me, Twish, I will literally take the side of game journalists.
That is how far you are willing to go.
Holy shit.
That's crazy.
Let's do this one.
Good fight.
Nope, I need that in there, buddy.
Oh, we lost the, uh...
to the thingy. Yes we, by the way.
You only trust Azman on game takes?
Boys boys boys
Finally one for us boys
Finally one for us boys
Kingdom come deliverance to boys. It's a little late boy
Boys
Have a long shot
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Run, coward, run. I come for thee.
Uh oh.
Dude.
It's terrible what just happened.
I can beat it.
I don't fucking care, bitch.
No.
Yeah, there you go.
Just a guy.
What the fuck?
You have to stop right now!
Give up!
There!
Command, you should go and deal with it before it hurts someone!
You better start concentrating on what's going on around here!
Whoa!
Someone help me!
Command, we've got a casualty proceeding with caution.
Hey mister, but I don't need a disguise.
I just gotta not walk that way.
Easy peasy.
Oh
Adios baseball
The fucking mess
Adios, baseball!
Oh my god, a mass shooting!
Hello, sir!
No!
Oh my god.
We were not reloaded.
We definitely needed more bullets for that, definitely needed more bullets for that one,
fellas.
No, pick it up.
I
Have nothing to
Oh nice.
Never underestimate the power of the Daleksha.
It's Crone, by the way.
Where's the fuckin' loot box?
Hermit literally C4, it can kill you through walls, by the way.
Stands ten feet away from it, doesn't die.
Yeah, checkmate.
Checkmate fool.
So literally C4.
What the fuck did I just grab?
What the fuck was that?
What was it for you?
Hey there.
What's up?
Very well.
You know what I need, and I know you ain't gonna have it, cause you're a fucking BITCH!
The fuck?
What does C4 stand for?
It's just cocked four times.
Flying Docks on the Gigas might need extra something more.
Fucker!
Just cock four times, dude.
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I'll do it.
Wait, hold on.
meh meh meh meh meh meh
no firearms eh?
cool
ah do we use screwdriver on the smart? no
buh buh buh buh buh buh
you are now gecking manually
How do you do this without firearm?
I'm gonna bring one just in case though.
Yeah.
Should we gamble?
Yeah, let's gamble.
I'm ready to lose it all, baby.
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.
We don't need the lockback.
I didn't mean it.
We don't need the lock back.
Or the nail.
I didn't need the syringe though.
Do you see Megasix for 7?
Play the New York song by Rihanna please.
And when I go, New York!
Pretty sure that was J.Lo, by the way.
Pretty sure it wasn't J.Lo.
Man, who fucking asked you, dude?
AliciaDs.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
You think she got bullied in school because of that?
I think so.
No?
No?
You wrapped the entire rap, uh, lyrics of Rap God.
some anemois, and one-anem-a, hum-anem-a, human-
one-an-an-am-a, ra-god ra-god
yup, yup
You think M&M got bullied in school for being named after a candy?
you know his ass got bullied welcome to New York we have been informed that the
syndicate is currently in operation here but you know what to do but be careful
they're on high alert we don't want them to slip away be careful 47 well time
for a job interview
Excuse me, sir. I've heard you were vomiting in here.
I think I'm getting used to it.
Oh, there you are.
Feeling better, I hope.
Should I let HR know you're ready for the final interview?
I feel like a new man.
I'm ready.
Wonderful.
Follow me, please.
It's right down here.
Oh, a fucking camera!
Nervous?
Don't worry.
You'll do fine!
Don't worry, you'll do fine.
I'm allergic to UV camera, right?
Sorry.
The 401k, I'm very quiet.
Hmm, health insurance included?
Mr. Thomas, have a seat please.
Ah, Mr. Thomas, good to meet you.
I'm Kevin and this is Melissa.
We're both with HR and we will be
be guiding you through this last test.
It's important to stress that there's no past or fail here.
It's merely a standard personality test
meant to gauge how you'll fit into our corporate culture.
All right.
If you're ready, let's kick this off, OK?
I'm ready.
OK, so this is a very simple test.
All you do is pick a card and tell us what you see there.
Now, it's important to point out that there are no right
or wrong answers here.
It's just to give us a better impression of who you are
on a psychological level.
Does that make sense?
Yes, I'm ready.
All right, Mr. Thomas, let's proceed then.
If you will, please pick the card
that most conjures up the word opportunity.
Okay.
Oh, very good.
This is an interesting one.
What do you see here?
Take in the whole image, please,
and in as much detail as possible,
tell me what this reminds you of.
Wealth.
Can you elaborate on that?
I see a big pile of money, earned performing questionable actions.
And how do you feel about that, bending the rules of the game?
It's what I do.
Very good, Mr. Thomas.
Very interesting observation, Mr. Thomas.
Not what we expected, but that's perfectly fine.
Let's take the next one, shall we?
Pick any of the remaining cards that make you think of execution, please.
I'll pick this one.
Good choice. Tell me, what is the first thing you see here? Just the very first thing that comes to mind.
I see a figure in a large coat, perspective skewed as if I'm looking at him from the ground.
He's got something in his hands.
I... uh... go on.
He's on. Dual fire.
Large camera of a pistol.
I see. What else do you see?
He's just finished a job, perfectly executed.
And who is this man?
It's me.
Very, very interesting, Mr. Thomas.
Well, that's a very creative interpretation, Mr. Thomas.
I think we've just got time for the last cart.
Please proceed.
This last cart should hopefully make you think of prosperity.
It doesn't.
This one.
All right.
Now look at it closely.
Take a few moments.
Then tell me, do you see an animal or an object?
Animal.
I see.
What kind of animal?
A bird.
An eagle, perhaps.
An eagle?
It literally has the ranch right there.
A forceful animal.
Anything else?
It's feeding on something.
Feeding?
On what?
A carcass.
The scene is reflected in a pool of blood flying from the body.
It's a vulture feeding on someone else's kill.
That's... very graphic, Mr. Thomas.
Yes. Brutal, even.
Right.
Well, that was certainly...
Thank you. When do I start?
Well, aren't you an eager beaver?
Well, we expect you to come in tomorrow at 8.
Welcome on board, Mr. Thomas.
Thanks.
Hello, and welcome.
Get a blast!
Camera?
Oh, you fat piece of shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I keep this place everything no way
Well
Yeah, well
I think I'm allowed to be in here.
The toilet on the right.
Okay.
I think we gotta find him.
Alright, there's a hard-ass criminal up there. We need to apprehend him.
I want to be you come if you dare who is there
I love being a soldier.
What the fuck are you?
Who the hell threw that?
That's not cool.
Damn, you throw like...
Well, me.
Just keep practicing, my friend.
We'll learn it someday.
Who are you?
Wh-whatever.
Wait, he's supposed to be the master.
You're a fucking bastard.
This guy's name is High Security Guard.
Broxix for sugar.
Well, time to get back to killing.
I
We don't need this stuff
I hit every quarter they threw at me how
How could she do this I can't be fired
Yeah me neither
I can't, mm-hmm. No, not yet. Look around the ball.
Yeah, that's what I like to see. What? What?
Say, aren't you Ruby Red?
Man, oh yeah, that's pretty cool
I'm giving it
You you want to buy something dark and you know that I got it dark and tell me more
That's right bitch. I'm bark like a dog
If you need more, you know where to find
I'm getting him anything
Besides, I think you want enough money to buy whatever
Come on
Head of security suspects there may have been some tampering going on here, but I need my things in there
Okay
Well, at least
Not as bad as their time in Queens
Hold up
Good thing we picked up that key card
Ah, it's just stupid hot down here.
Now for the New York Classico.
I'll have it.
Boom!
Oh yeah, it is in this room.
Man, it's too late.
Almost done.
Oh yeah, it is in this room.
Yeah, it's still in it.
Almost done.
Oh, hell, there's even now, what to do with it anyway because it's never played again.
I've performed that room multiple times.
There was only two guys left so...
What's that heckin' fault?
Oh pain...
Ghost Benson thinks for shit.
Hmm.
come along buddy
did I get the key
Cha-ching!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, that was cool!
that gun. That's a lot of money. I got almost 8k from the big one. Sweet.
Wow. Hey you, you dropped something. Are you talking to me bitch? You don't want to know
know what happened to the last person who spoke to me. They're fucking dead. Murdered
them. You still got the laser, you're good. Meh. I'm okay. I got two chloroforms, one
for you and one for me. Time to make this lady shit herself, fellas.
Hmm. I don't even have to do that. I could just shoot her.
should do that. I'm gonna shoot her with my gun.
I think I can walk past this guy.
Oh my god.
I always forget about that guy there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We're all 20 moonsheds as air islands, I have not happened in Brune.
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
I might not grab that, I don't need that.
Boom, fuck you, we'll keep the other one.
Grab that.
Got two lethal syringes, don't need that.
Wait, I don't have an epic assault rifle anymore.
No.
Do we got ice pick?
Yeah, we got ice pick.
Um.
But one of these bad bad boys up.
That's a good inventory.
Damn.
I want to make that guy shit himself.
Moon legit looks like a beluga whale.
Nice.
You want to say that to my face?
us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best
but be careful they're on high alert we don't want them to slip away good luck 47
who's going over it
Oh, no, oh, no
Trigger bitch ASL
Well, that's an easy push kill at least
How come it doesn't count?
It isn't specified to push kill a target.
Bullshit.
Are the cams over here? No, no, they're in the basement. I know that. I know the debt.
It's had like a crazy internal worry where I was like, I'm on Silent Assassin. I'm about
I'm not gonna lose, bro. I'm not gonna fucking lose.
Fuck you, bitch.
The Paris pushers strikes again.
Yeah.
That's what they call me, by the way.
Hmm, I have an idea.
Okay, this has become complicated.
Can I close these?
Nope.
Shakin' not scared.
I mean, he's just...
I got a dark gun this way.
I don't wanna say I'm cursed or anything.
Really?
I mean, come on.
Wait.
How are we gonna do this?
I know how we do this.
I'm gonna kill literally everyone up here.
I gotta poison them first.
What?
Okay, this is it.
Three, two, one.
I saw-
That's what I would have did, bros.
That... that's the technique.
I didn't make a bomb!
Great. The last one isn't in here.
Oh, better close the door before he knows this dead guy.
I always forget how to get down.
Sorry.
Oh, it's Christmas!
Yippee!
This is what I do. I like to stand in the lobby and talk to people.
BORING!
I
Rance let's do the showdown
It's gonna be a cube without a problem, at least.
Don't need that.
We got a lot of money. Should we gamble it?
Yeah! Who here would gamble this?
Bum bum bum bum bum. Smoker allergic.
Excellent, 47. We have now tracked down the syndicate data's location.
No firearms.
I provided you with new intel.
Uh...
Nice one.
I don't need anything out of here, I just need a bomb.
Please?
Let it be Ambrose Isle.
You know, actually, we might, we might be good to get away with Cuba as well.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
He was lazier?
Hmm, disagree, disagree.
I think he was a lot smaller.
Welcome to Cuba.
It's time to put an end to them.
The leader is currently operating in the area.
However, we have very little intel on their identity.
They are on high alert. So tread carefully or they will slip away as to why they are here
Well, we know this they are attending a secret meeting
We also have the following description on their looks. It's human that they have no hair
They are wearing a necklace. They are wearing a hat and has a tattoo as to habits and voices your target
Thuff is from allergies, and they smoke.
Use these traits to your advantage.
Be careful, 47.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Want to run away
Disaster, man! Disaster, dude!
Damn. What a bad day of hitman.
drawing board forty seven
well what a bad day of him and you got fucked
we should have
not grab that guy around the corner
I don't think he was going to come fully around the corner
But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Let me know when you're ready.
That's a lot of syrapics, sounds good.
Fuck!