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Chabales ripping 5 serves. Hello everyone.
Hello.
You
Physics and little little OG thinks for some insurer play this for the bits me on me
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I think she's up in swan and Sarah butterfly. Thanks for seven
What's I'm a move all
And magic, I mean, and I don't hate Garrick, thanks for subbing my name nine months.
Literally, Tim Allen, thanks for subbing.
Sliver's good, thanks for subbing.
Chugba, thanks again for giving me the quads.
Matt Slepin, Narakuga, Nkwaga, and IanusJQ, and Danger Duckling, thanks for subbing.
MT, thanks for the best.
Boyd, Jamer, and Leo Smiley.
And yeah, I'm Woman and Choblin, Ake, Turbo, Unidon, and Druski, and Mr.
good speed and color even in BC and ROG hero and Patrick and Scipio and
Framina and Rhymos and keeping Yeagergod, thanks for seven.
and then Flo, thanks for seven. Andy and Abasip and Reson and Chaotic Man,
things or something. In soccer, they serve the ones up in Dukali and in Dalamondone,
Condorian things or something. I accept.
Tell our Pekingian gentlemen things or something.
I think you're good things first of it. It's kind of wild, huh?
Oh, rewards!
Hmm, weird.
Remember when we had our rewards back in the day?
Yeah, now you buy them.
Now you friggin' buy them.
There's gotta be something I forgot, hang on.
film graham the fuck motion blur
this is gonna get flushed so bad dude welcome in amigo
look I'm in earn the number
you would think they would uh they were
I'm waiting with a satellite picked up and unusually he'd stick me through a couple of clicks off coast.
You're out of the code. That's all I've got.
We're sort of a train and we're talking about as classified.
BOSH!
MVS, 5 minutes first!
Who gots up? I can't read that.
You? Oh, thanks man. Thank you.
I got you bro.
Who'd do that?
You already have an offensive username and salami for mommy.
Thanks for subbing.
Thanks for subbing.
BK, thanks for the big.
Thank you.
I got you.
I got you bro.
Who'd do that?
I got you.
I got you.
I got you bro.
Who'd do that?
Yo, thanks for subbing. BK, thanks for the bits.
Is that me?
Bojangles, I'm resubbing. 118 months. Holy moly.
That means you need to talk in Japanese as well.
Itadakimasu.
Thank you for this meal.
Mask and simple as, and it's time for sound, I'm resubbing.
Dude, I'm in the sass.
I got some yellow tape.
No!
Johnson!
No!
I'm sure it's boss.
I want to see what happens.
Good walk you fool.
Do you want the A3 cam?
I don't like control the crash.
Not a fucking fan.
of
Fire!
Okay, I got it.
Fine. Tutorial.
What is this supposed to take place, I guess we'll find out.
I'm not way or when.
Reimagined origin so rude
I can't look around
What is it?
Just take the name of you.
You shh.
Looks like the hostile's heading back to the camp.
Tell me about them.
They're an international group.
Speaking of NISPA with actions,
they're both well-organized.
Explain it to them.
Father-in-law's wrong, I guess.
Special issue.
That's good.
Keep your eyes peeled.
What is that my six getting involved here?
A retrieval camp has been compromised.
How and by whom is what I need your help figuring out?
But why am I six?
That's classified.
Okay.
Who's running a retrieval mission then?
Also classified.
How can I help if I don't know what's going on?
By doing exactly what I tell you.
Yes, ma.
We're such a little bitch, do you?
Have you located the cap?
Not yet.
I hope I'll see it when I play the top.
It's true for motion.
What exactly?
Alien technology?
Not quite.
What then?
How long were you in the waterfall?
You've got a question.
The new hypothermic.
Get to the camp and find some warm clothes.
I need you operational.
You need both.
You need both.
You need both, you need me.
You need both.
You need both.
You need both.
You need both.
You need both.
You and me both.
A big ol' area.
Okay, I can't slide down worse.
He's fast as fuck, dude.
than nothing.
Right.
Hello?
The fungus king?
I see some point in the markers.
Good.
Go close to the camp.
Fingers and toes.
You notice when it doesn't help.
You're at full turn again.
Better be getting spotted.
Don't want to let me go this way.
might down probably gonna follow dudes
Well, maybe I can go this way. Hold on.
It's like, it was like directing me to this. Like, I was trying to hold right and it wouldn't let me.
They have to level the space.
This one's armed.
They are all armed.
You are my six.
Saves us the trouble.
And my six expanses...
was only meant to run a new tree in the shop.
Oh, officially.
It was never a great apart expo.
It was confirmed in the whole area.
It's a post-mission tree in the shop.
Thermocemical sterilization.
Didn't want you to get worried.
Temporal sterilization.
What's the worry about?
No, no.
It's what I say.
But it's not how it is used in our little cult.
Yes.
I know.
Hold on.
Hmm?
Where was dash?
Uh oh.
Where you can't change dash?
Sprint no.
Um guys right now.
Blind I miss it.
I'm looking for C in the list here.
Or not.
Oh, it auto swapped it, nice.
Cool.
I did not say it did but...
Are you cold, big man?
No, they're alright.
I'm still wearing the light clothes.
May he know that shit?
It's not a test.
It's full of ashes.
One of ours. Self-ignites have opened wrong.
No, not now.
I need to blend in here.
Lacks for ethics for seven.
Also a million people subbed and or gifted.
Appreciate that.
Someone's lying here.
He's been shown.
Mochil.
Vitals.
I found one of their guns.
What kind?
It's a TXK biome.
Serial's gone.
Discontinued.
Also, it's biometrically lava.
Brilliant I was literally gonna make a joke about being by a lot. Yeah, it's really it's too red
Blind and I miss something
Oh
What you got in the back of your head, Billy?
I can't run or crouch in here, dude.
people supposed to know I'm a normal person heading into the camp now
I
Tell them you work here I work here I work here now
How many you want?
I'm still looking for things to start with.
I'm friggin' work here.
Come to us. Military grade-laying encryption.
Hard to come by.
Patch.
Nothing.
Red and white checkers.
In this context?
Code reference Croatia?
It's the 9th Templar, dude.
Torn grid not here.
site explosives protocol from the Mi6 handbook.
Rocket launcher, serial 394 KLB211.
The launcher is part of the US ship stolen in Algae's 9 years ago.
That was fast.
Keep digging, we're not done.
Well, let's continue our leisurely stroll challenge.
Clean up, that was a mess!
Dude, nice gun! Factory new?
I'm glad to see this!
Come on, let's check it out.
You've got this, right? Good man.
This always makes you a messy job.
9 million lost.
Come on, I know exactly who we're up against.
The Vulcan gang and Steve's learners are our head.
Notorious for never leaving any witnesses.
Oh!
I'm going to ask you to enter the big central town, but what you learn in there can never be mentioned to anyone. Understood?
Heading there now.
I'm serious, Blond. You haven't signed the official secrets act. I need to hear you say that you accept and acknowledge its ramifications.
I accept and acknowledge.
Guys, I hope it's not aliens.
I'm sorry.
I can't take back my time.
I'll be back.
I'll come back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
Only now.
Any problems I should know of?
None you should know of. No.
Grey envelope for this any over-ementioned as encryption level.
I've not discussed any specifics.
Now, do you see the object?
I'm afraid that's classified.
What's that noise?
What?
Distortion.
Oscillating.
The old man.
Now it's gone.
Yeah, let's try it now. Let's try it now. Keep it steppin'.
Um, guys?
What is it?
Just keep looking.
Are you sure it's completely sealed?
It's zeroed.
Come on!
Someone's coming.
Man, we're in the house-path soon.
Should I worry?
Give me a sec.
We got what we came for.
Let's get the hell out of here.
We get on the Sabbath in three weeks.
Strike gold in Brazil.
Works for me.
The others are preparing the final cleanup now.
Ever been to Brazil?
First time.
What's it like?
Beach is a-
Oh, but you mentioned San distortion before.
Yeah.
I need you to do it exactly as I say, and do you see the red circle?
Head for it right now. What you need to let go you've been exposed to an update. Oh
What exactly am I looking for?
A green box with a bright orange stripe.
Probably tucked away somewhere.
You gotta walk around, bro.
Hurry.
You and me.
It's the orange one. Do not use the other one.
There goes nothing.
I
Like it pushing it
What makes
Have a little rest and then get somewhere safe. You've done great
We'll have an extraction team pick you up in about an hour
They still have that thing you're after and they're about to leave.
Yes, and we'll let them. Thanks to you, we've been able to deduce exactly who the buyer is,
where they'll be meeting and at what time. We'll intercept in a controlled environment
with no risk to the asset. You just get out of the camp... tight.
I'll follow, see what I can do.
Reminds of the Injects the wrong syringe?
I'm taking this one to the Earth. G9 or V4?
It doesn't matter. They're all inside the plant.
What's the point then? They're all...
They just shot him. How am I supposed to know?
He better be here. Move it forward.
If we're some of the others that's still alive, the hostiles plan to blow up the place.
You need to get out of the blast.
I don't need to save those people.
That is not your call.
Stand down. That's an order.
Listen carefully. You have less than one percent chance of success. Now stand down.
Dole and Minotox.
Yeah, Gene! Yeah!
Okay, James, two containers. B4, G9.
Which one's first?
B4, Gene.
Where's my target, dude?
I'm not gonna pick that up.
I'll just be up here wondering how I got myself into it.
Contain a G9 as we'll find the captors.
You remind me of why I'm the one babysitting these breathing.
They're not in control. They're me.
Got him, ass.
Well, they got him with sauce.
There you are.
Oh, thank God.
Hey, listen, we've done a bunch of time, and we need to get you out of here.
Are they got John Goodman's hand here?
Can't we just sit tight and wait for the others to deal with the hostiles?
How many have you got?
Just one guy.
That's so screwed.
Get a grip, Earth.
What about the others we can't leave without them others in before other side of the camp
This business in two groups. They're a really rough. I
Hope they're okay. Okay
You need to stay put while I free them and run east on my signal. What kind of signal?
You'll know when you see it
Godspeed
Yeah, I feel like in that situation you gotta be a little more precise
Then uh, yeah, you'll know
Okay, man. Spent like 30 seconds coming up or something.
Bottle of the yellow everything.
I think there's a way to...
Whatever, my inputs.
Lure.
I can't do it yet.
Work tutorial locked.
work tutorial locked but maybe I can
okay
What's this?
I'm a blood plug-in.
Ooh karate chop!
There's gotta be like weird stuff around here, right?
I'm surprised they're going for the chase.
Well that was fun.
Literally said to use the crevasse to get there and you ignored it?
Yeah.
Well that wasn't as a movement stream, so.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna have to do my straight back.
What's this?
That guy's right there.
Is there like a dog's button?
Oh man, two punches.
There's gonna be like a...
Like...
Perry...
Godspeed.
Heaven unlocked again xd. What's going on back here?
Restless legs and remain
Bond doesn't have any training yet
I can't believe I'm here.
Base punch!
Base punch!
All right, container B-4.
Where are you?
I'm selling duties.
Just for my knowledge.
You don't have to go to one of his names.
I'll stay.
It's poor guy. Anyone else here lives? No?
No point.
Nothing!
You're not trapped!
So, don't look finally here.
Listen, I really freed your friends.
We've done a much time.
The hostiles are planning to blow up the camp.
Oh god. Oh god.
They can't. That idea was in charge of the decenator.
Still, these guys mean business.
We need to go. Wait for my signal and run east.
What's the signal? Any ideas?
If you topple the central vast, we'll all hear it.
It's barely standing in the storm.
Snap one of the wires and I bet that'll be enough.
Here, the detonator. You better take it.
Yeah, yeah. Maybe like, bury this somewhere.
When it goes, he runs.
Towards the sunrise. Got it.
I can't go out the way I can.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll keep going.
I think I can just walk on.
Nope.
At least the wire told the master. Easy.
Yep.
It's a runny chop of hell!
and
you're right
was
not fermented
I'll stop.
Let's see if you're gonna score.
Oh my god. Huh?
Gotta get that one out of here.
Don't get up folks. I insist.
Yeah.
I want to see who's over here.
Oh.
Oh, dude shut up. I know what the effect of this.
What if we kill everyone in the camp? I don't think it's possible.
You think I'll do like a cameo and come to thing or like you kill everyone in Wentus
just loses camp and then you get the secret ending where it's like you Henry
killed literally every bad guy
Oh
Fucking giga sprinting holy shit
Come on guys
I just gotta add it with a paragraph dude, I ain't reading that shit bro.
It teleported me to the wire!
I'm gonna go clean up some more bulkier, dude.
You were there a little dubby?
Oh, I didn't realize we got shot and killed in the throat.
I may have hallucinated or smoked apricot.
Okay, I guess we're going this way boys.
Okay, we're not going that way boys.
Oh, fuck do I get off this one?
I tried.
Oh.
What kind of that?
Yeah, no, no, we weren't...
What did we...
What did I say?
No more.
No more.
No more.
No more.
No more.
No more.
No more.
No more.
We were what did we what can I say when we play directly?
Oh, there ain't no wrong with some quickdown events, I'm going to be honest, there ain't
Another one.
Are you serious?
You're like God.
This is the plan.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Where am I just doing all that now?
Everybody okay?
All right this way.
There's a way out.
Wait time event, fail.
I don't think that jump would've hurt.
Stop!
Stop! I've got the detonator! I'm going to fire!
What is this now? You're going to blow us up?
You're thinking about it? And destroy the assets?
My six would never.
No, not in my six.
Eardrums and rupture from that explosion.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Fine
Is this about me hanging up on you and Iceland I have no idea what you're talking about
That's how you want it. Please to meet you on James and you are
Infuriating you secretive
Money penny for a second. I'll be right down
Oh
Money penny that come with the first name to
Let's not get carried away James. I least tell me you're meeting. You're here to see em
em
right
You're really enjoying this on you and you're not particularly no
Oh
Miss Ponson Bay James Bond here to see em. Thank you money penny take a seat and we'll be ready shortly
I didn't get a meeting agenda with the invite wonder if you know I've been called here
I must say you're all taking this code of secrecy very seriously.
You do know what SIS stands for, don't you?
Suck and suck.
This M character is he in prosecution somehow.
She and no
Money penny mentioned M being high-ranked yes as high as you get in this house, right I
Do enjoy a quiet office perhaps we can limit the small talk. I'm sure M will be with you shortly
Yes, of course
There's like modern day because she she's a laugh
And we'll see you now
of
the
Chud's ain't gonna be pleased with this bros.
Air crewmen in training, accidentally stumbling upon an MI6 operation at the up-missing police.
I am not pleased with this man.
Initially willing to assist, but then you hang up on us.
Go against direct orders, and ultimately blow up the invaluable asset.
He looks like the main character from Kingdom Come, doesn't he?
I wasn't aware I was under MI6.
A little, Mond.
And I just chose not to take your advice.
Mond.
Right, yes.
Yes, uh, headstrong kicked out of several conflicts,
thrill-seeking, several discipline, ah, here.
Issues with authority.
I believe it's more case of authority having issues with me.
Look, I know where this is going.
You can spare me the velvet gloves.
Do you mind telling me why I'm here?
I would like you to join His Majesty's secret service.
I want to make you a spy.
You what?
I want you to join my training programme.
Though, I have to warn you, it's unlikely you'll pass the tests.
Should you make it, I have to inform you that agents are very short life expectancy.
Normal social life is near impossible.
And if you do get caught, we will deny ever having heard of you.
how does that sound mostly downside money's terrible when do I stop now money
pennies waiting for you outside she'll run through the details yeah put him
through you're dismissed
hey
You're joining?
I am.
Makes the walk down a lot less awkward.
You're in the program too.
Just got assigned.
I'll be the girl in the chair.
Quite excited about it.
I've been working on it.
It's been a long time.
I've been working on it.
I've been working on it.
I've been working on it.
I've been working on it.
I've been working on it.
Quite excited about it. I've been reading up on the double O's and I think the program deserves a reboot.
That's not as a new thing, man.
Well, the other recruits have been out of six months. So you have some catching up to do.
Yeah, but I'm the main character, Silbira. I'll be okay.
Better get you up to speed. As I said, basic training and initial elimination rounds are ready completed.
You did only six recruits qualified for advanced training and so far all of them have excelled
Final exams are in six months. You'll have to ace all of them to qualify for field duty
That's assuming that greenway lets you stay on for that long greenway
Training instructor missions above people and orders above principal sort of guy
Judging from your profile. I'm sure you'll get along splendidly. We're not gonna get along splendidly
He's sending you to the MI6 training facility in Malta, where you'll be joining the other recruits.
The flight's waiting for you.
We've gotta get a move on.
Break the leg, James.
John Greenway!
Yes?
Then you're late.
That's how my fucking bolt...
It's a plane.
What the fuck am I supposed to do about that, bro?
Tell him to plane faster?
That's the training facility.
I've seen it.
We're not here for sightseeing.
in fact shouldn't be here at all soon you realize that the better for both of us
I'm sightseeing
this guy's so pasty
now about me being here you'll have to take that up with him
I've already tried she insists we give you a chance
and I'll take it yes until you get bored or the works too hard I read your
To do this you need skill, discipline and above all, dedication.
If you're done luck, we'll only get you so far.
We've got that covered, sir.
Oi! Welcome to Mikaesu!
Welcome, bro!
I like what you're done with the place.
You don't have to reuse without compromising the historical heritage.
We live up to or surpass all requirements for an intelligence service.
Yes, that's why I'm here.
The SAS is here too.
You really have a nag for stating the obvious.
I'm surprised. I didn't know they trained in Malta.
I expect a list of things you don't know is quite extensive.
come on this way you don't have to do come on pills
Let's go don't want to get bitten on my first day
Come on do some push-ups. Okay, step aside. Come on big man. Do push-ups bro. Go around. Hear me. Easy now
Just trying to get through. I'm just gonna pass
Seriously, that's enough
Yeah, now you gotta watch everyone else do it.
Don't give Greenway the excuse he's looking for.
Well, I'm gonna get some coffee real quick, fellas.
Is there a guard here?
rrrr-rrr!
boi-o-o-o!
boi-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
let me get some coffee,
contact me.
I also gotta move my cam.
Yes please,
You
and
You ever played Daggerfall, dude? Probably not.
Poser! Fuckin' Poser, dude!
Yes, below!
I gotta fix my hair.
Therefore you these people playing out is dude. I I saw that recently
Might be peeping that out of my god, dude, it'll look good
Meet our new star air crewman bond so capable he could skip basic training
He'll now demonstrate his superior close combat skills.
Monroe, would you do the honor?
I would too, sir.
Dude's from Elian, man.
It's him.
I'm just kidding.
It's not him.
Okay.
Show me what you've got.
Wonder why there's a lot to join in on.
Hey, yeah!
Can you do this?
Elimination will be done.
Oh my god, look at him.
Jesus.
Lord them.
Okay.
There we go.
Maybe he shouldn't be here.
Perhaps some basic training might still be needed.
Cressida, Monroe, it's the top of the class.
I task you with bringing him up to speed.
But sir.
He gets two weeks to pass basics.
We still have to study for Station Engineering.
Well, consider it a challenge, Cressida.
You like those?
You know what, I'll up this one notch.
If he fails, I take two credits from both of you.
It's insane.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
You know...
I do love a challenge.
Respectfully, sir.
I think we'd be wasting our time.
That's the final boss. You think that guy's gonna be a double agent, dude?
I'm going to bully you man, who says.
So yesterday was fun?
Listen, I don't know who the hell is playing famous for you.
Obviously someone up high, but you won't get any from me.
Better candidates were cut, and as far as I'm concerned,
you should only be here if you've earned it.
Well, you and Greenway both.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I can't do the dance like we could do it in Hitman, dude.
The fucking shuttle.
I
Press it as our top driver she'll take you through the drill
You better learn fast care to explain the car
16b s a classic into real life action to back in our days. So they're gorgeous drive
Go on then get in do a lap around the island. We got a few for her
So I'm asking you please
I'll come along
Don't ask me if I've seen a lot of Bond movies, I have, but I only remember a couple.
There's one where the ending sequence is him fighting a guy on a boat.
You guys know what I'm talking about?
And it's got like the projector screen behind them.
Which one is that?
It's an old one.
one it's an old one thunderball yeah thunder something I've seen that one I've
seen the one that starts with like the society of like really fucking evil
people in their giant boardroom that might also be thunderball so let's do
Oh
Naming the worst bond movies there's the ones I've seen
Oh, I got the break bitch
Ooh, we got a little training on that.
Okay.
How do I go around?
All right, we got the button now.
Jesus!
You good, man?
Give me a hundred.
One.
Two.
Three.
That's what one punch man does.
That's what one punch man does.
Oh
Oh
Something like that
Oh, I'm being too bitched.
98.
99.
99.
Wow.
My aiming system is like really low.
Oh
Let's do this
Oh, I'm left-looking.
Oops.
It feels pretty good when you got everything.
NGL.
Closing close to it.
Okay, I was drinking my coffee.
Oh
Hello
You people made the world in your communication.
Bond, you didn't.
do I didn't want to be rude okay aircrew you're up you're gonna haze again I'm
serious about earning your place let's go I'm wrong any dating horror stories you
care to share you look like a man who's had a few you think this is a joke
well I thought you knew I don't have to earn this I can just get by on blind
You need some luck when you've got the old boy network on your side.
What'd he say, mate? You call it a day?
No, no, Kate!
What was it, Ace?
Oh.
Oh
Yeah
You might actually be dangerous.
How did you even get off the hook?
Mummy and Daddy pull some strings.
Spam throws you're blocking him man!
Ow!
I
Took him out bro.
Are you guys super soldiers? No man, we were raised on mom's casserole bro.
Just can't help yourself, can you?
I, for one, won't be sorry when you're gone.
Sir, this is on me.
I decided to keep aspiring outside of the ring.
Things might have gotten slightly out of hand.
Don't take the blame for him, Monro.
Honestly, sir, he's cleared his close combat requirements.
I'll just bring him on his testin'.
See what he's got?
That was out of line, I apologize.
I expected better from you.
And I know, if you want this mess, clean it up.
Alone.
How's he supposed to do that?
The entire scaffolding fell over dude.
Suck his cock.
Do we get a review?
Aww.
Did we get a haircut?
way recommends that I cut you from the program
non exactly surprise it's been a pleasure one and what to show you
something
Well, here's a ass. Jesus.
Neat trick.
Yes. I'd rather enjoy it myself.
What's down there?
You'll see, but first let me give you some context.
I've been heading MI6 for 14 months now.
Tell me, how many terror attacks have we had on British soil in that period?
As far as I know none.
Dead agents? Blown covers?
I wouldn't know mom also known how about the number of prevented or secretly resolved conflicts
Do we're going to the gadget room guys we're gonna see Q guys you'll be like on
He's exploding cock what brings Bono
Now before have we had a success rate like now never before the precision
Safety. IntelliQuality and Conflict Resolution to such high standards.
Unprecedented and unrivaled by anyone else in the Intelligence Community.
Yeah, boo, thanks for seven. What's up, dude?
There's the thing.
Wonder what the reason for a door being shaped like this is.
This is the reason for our success.
Meet Thea. The world's first and only second generation quantum computer.
I thought those things were theoretical at best.
That's what we wanted to think.
They've got a data center here.
Thea synthesizes millions of data streams instantaneously to make statistical
deductions on matters of national security.
Preasing AI, bro.
The systems will be wiped the floor with GCHQ.
Since its activation, we've saved more lives, thwarted more attacks, lost fewer people.
That was there in Iceland in case you were wondering
Guiding you every step of the way
What and yet it was wrong. Oh?
Wait true gave you a less than 1% chance of success. You simply beat the odds
Dude this games about three lives. Those were actual odds
still
You put this games about the human spirit, dude
You see I strongly believe that there is still a need for such human flourishes as
heart and intuition in modern spy craft in fact that's the very reason I'm
bringing back the double O's oh I heard you were cared for advanced training I
have you did an impossible thing I would like you to do it again if I can
well then I don't have much use for you do I
Now get the hell out of my Faraday cage. Come on, I'll take you to Q-Lab.
Thanks.
So what's in Q-Lab?
Apart from Q, I wouldn't really know where to begin. You'll see.
You really should work on my infuriatingly secretive side of yours.
Oh. You don't think that I'm hitting all of the marks? Well how about this?
I'm sure there'll be a surprise or two for you in there.
They even nailed the stupid like young man British haircut for this guy look at this shit.
I look like I should be wearing a soccer jersey man.
Oh, I've got a tag on this thing as well.
Look for a sign that says Taxin.
Okay.
Oh, we're through Bond.
He's scary.
Can I help you?
No, you mind your own.
I think I dropped it somewhere.
Happens all that time.
Welcome to Cubrunch.
Where might I find Q?
Down past the central platform.
Cheers.
Cheers, mate.
see I'm role-playing no-nonsense bond he don't ask unnecessary questions
ready
you all right there's like stepping in front of a jet engine go again give me
a moment we need to reach the payload we want to know you'll see a lot of
the pale of size is fine dude they're setting up a car for tricks man
let me try and your James aren't you
go on so get all in
front page news about the diplomatic tension between the UK and Milwaukee after disaster semi-five sting
operation which the Milwaukee ambassador was killed
oh no World War three
I'm gonna push the button
Ooh, we're leaving footprints, dude. Okay. I can't walk over there anymore.
What the hell? Slick.
I think I may have one more in me.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Didn't that check say there were no incidents the last 16 months?
Yeah, but that's like a secret newspaper that do I'm not like there's like an invisible wall here
That's the secret mi6 newspaper. You wouldn't get
What
Curiosity killed the trespasser
But they will need a change of trousers.
Lovely.
Gun.
Fire in the hole!
Target down!
No two-oh, no you don't.
Yeah. Hands off Bond. Sorry.
I-I can't slip.
You're lucky I can't punch you guys.
Immersive VR.
Yeah, you better.
Hold on, I gotta...
I wonder if there's a way to... Here we go.
This shit needs to be Mucho Uppo.
What the hell is this?
Deceleration? Oh.
I mean, it should be the same.
He's gonna come soon.
Well, that's all the one where he's supposedly trying to make his airy beard fall off.
So he blows...
Am I even editing the right thing? Hang on.
Respect, sir, is ma'am?
Yeah we good.
Yeah we Gucci.
Available over here.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
okay I can't do this in increments of five for some reason.
I'm looking for someone called Q and you found him right steps through here please
Moon actually playing a game at release. Yeah, welcome to the stream. I've never done this before.
What was that?
Ah, it's your lenses.
They need a little time to calibrate, so you won't see anything just yet.
Ah, interesting.
Right, follow me. I have something for you.
Pick one.
Hmm, I already have a watch.
Oh, you do? Now you see it?
He's gonna break it, dude.
What's the difference?
to gray so is this an actual watch for him let's go stylish I don't think that's
hoping yet you're the first recruit to receive one give it a moment to
Calibri switch on the Q-Lens over there. I'm covering my HUD.
Now use the watch to turn off the two lamps on the table in front of you.
First watch brand on the moon?
What?
Well done.
A little practice and it will become second nature.
It has a variable active range and a 360 reach angle. To be honest, we haven't tested it to its limit yet
Why don't you give it a try?
Her I'm saying a lot of yellow
I like it don't change a thing. Oops. It must still nice and civvy so wrong man
How was I able to do this in terms of five? Wait.
Set to my profile. Well done, though. Let me reset your watch to field mode. If it runs
out of power mid-mission, you can recharge it from whatever electrical devices are available
such as the battery on the bench there.
Input sensitivity and mouse sensitivity?
Um, it's the same. Look.
No, it's not.
It felt like lowering that actually lowered it though in game. That was weird.
Oh, James Bond. I've been monitoring you quite closely.
The last time someone told me that, I had to leave the country in some haste.
Oh, which country?
Which time?
Dr. Selina Tan. I'm in charge of tactical simulations.
My department specializes in performance management and skill development.
I've been working with Thale on a prototype based on the Iceland incident.
Once the system is operational, I'd very much like you to have a go.
I'm not sure ever been one for nostalgia you're intrigued admit it come and see me after training
I promise you won't be disappointed
Q what's on your mind
Money family. What's her story grew up in Hammersmith studied computer science at Imperial College, London
She turned down an illustrious career in the private tech industry to instead join SO 15 as an intelligence officer
She was tapped for MI6 after she exposed a domestic terrorist cell.
Incidentally, I believe she's the one who recommended you for the program.
Yeah, and I thought we were friends.
And you showed me the lady of the house.
Or yours?
Oh, no, no. Computers are not my field, quantum or otherwise.
Thea was developed by web industries.
The AI company?
Only recently.
They're one of the UK's oldest defense contractors.
Their partnership with the government goes by more than a century.
None sound overly enthusiastic.
I make field gadgets, not office supplies.
Right.
Who needs an explosive pan when all the agents are snug behind the desk?
Indeed.
Who is getting replaced by AI, dude?
Can you tell me about that?
Career diplomat with postings in Jordan, Iran, Iraq, and Indonesia.
No one's top pick for an easy compromise.
Uncontroversial, nonpartisan, dependable.
Someone who wouldn't rock the boat.
I'd say a QMP's choked on their biscuits when she relaunched the long-shuttered double-O program on her first day of office.
Why's she doing it?
M puts a lot of faith in people.
AI is all well and good, but in her...
Big Luthix or seven?
Information is the knowledge, and knowledge isn't easy.
To torture the data, and it won't confess to anything.
Precisely.
The asset in Iceland.
I think it's about time someone levels with me.
The asset, as you put it, was a foreign spy satellite, one node in a sophisticated cloud-based
data network.
Obtaining it would have provided us a unique backdoor deep into a rival's intelligence apparatus.
Right.
I'm sure it crashed entirely by accident.
No, it truly did.
Guidance chip malfunction.
Its owners believe it burned up during reentry, but they are pieced together the facts
from a number of disparate data points.
A Siberian social media post at Norwegian weather satellite.
Quite remarkable, really.
How did Arrowhead find out?
We found spyware on a member of the extraction team's phone.
Look, these modern criminals target hundreds of state employees' shock approach.
Then they sit back and they wait for a boon.
I'm telling you, Bond, you pick one hell of a time to become a secret agent.
Oh, better not keep money pay waiting.
Get to me, Chief.
Likewise.
Nice ass dot, dude.
Truly drift-astic.
The man with the golden touch.
Give me more.
What was the story?
There's so many spare batteries, dude.
all sorted oh yeah yes if you're ready to leave I'll brief you on advanced
training keys for your digs MI 6 is setting up in safe houses for the next
six months you're with Preston remote so we're not going back to Malta I show
you this and want to go back to bunk beds kill for a place like that but
yes you'll be going back and forth between MI 6 and Malta for advanced
training. When in London, you'll just have to slum it in
Bayswater. I don't know where the fuck that is, man.
London. Oh, thanks.
Stephen Bright.
Foreign Secretary Bright. Bond.
I was just dropping off a few boxes for Cressida.
I hope we'll meet again.
I heard dad.
Hey Bond, welcome home.
Hey guys!
Hey, Bond.
You gotta check this place out.
Rims are in the back.
We left you the worst one.
End of the hall to the left.
Monroe.
Dick.
It's a great room, Bond.
hold up I got some batteries to steal
yoink
dude we're literally taking the batteries out of the back of our TV remote
Chris, Foreign Secretary Bright is your dad. I just met him at the door.
Yes, didn't you know?
They're old.
When did you get here?
About 40 minutes ago.
You were already plastering the walls with study plans.
We have a lot of work ahead of us, but not a lot of time.
What?
I don't sound a mess. In 40 minutes, I'm impressed.
Shut it. You're starting to sound like Monroe.
What have you got for me?
The key to your room. Obviously, the best room's already taken.
But the second-best one's still free.
Really?
Yeah.
How Monroe makes decisions is a mystery to me.
The key's on my desk.
Why do you think this room is the best one?
Facing East, releasing endorphins in the morning.
Cold in the evening and not facing the streets.
The bathroom is right next door. Of course the pipes and the drains are facing this way
But that's a small concern compared to the upsides. You really considered all that you wouldn't
This has a really light the color
Okay
Boxing glove it's for you practically had your name on it. That meant to be a job
That's a boxing move
This is nice. Except for the sun.
Yeah, this does beat the bunk beds.
5-5 wants to see you again, oh, please I
Mean it stop it. You're going to break it find something else to hack, please all right all right
Aha
Our did we're maxed out bruh, so money's from pack the kitchen. What's the dinner leave it?
Let's sit out and celebrate. Okay. Let me know when you're ready. There's nothing on the back of it, bruh
Well, not bad, eh?
It's all right.
For a little while, I suppose.
Is this a real movie?
Get a look at her stompers, please.
No.
Who calls them?
Now you're here.
You can help us settle something.
Hey Monroe, hey Monroe, mine coming to the kitchen.
Coming.
Bond, you'll be the judge.
What do you-
Ooh mate, let me see guest stop please.
...hypermuscular tropes or this piece massively commanding negative space with a quiet intensity.
In other words, the cool picture or the boring one?
Cool one.
Mmmmm the poster.
Sorry Kress.
I like the explosive and uncontrolled aesthetics.
It's inspiring.
You're lucky counting you mate.
If that poster goes up here.
Your shoes go in your room, Monroe.
Those two things are completely unrelated.
Bad.
You didn't care to tell me your dad's the foreign secretary?
Actually, no.
People tend to act awkward around me when I do.
I much prefer to be just...cressida.
Oh, there's nothing just about being crassida.
Nice one, Bond.
Work on your sensitivity, and I'm sure you'll pass stage of engineering with flying colors
Word I'm gonna go talk to my home dog
Gotta love this watch
It's great right not bad at all powerful thing this watch
You want to try the game take this card look at it for 10 seconds and try to memorize as much as possible
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
Times up
Now tell me what the symbols were in the bottom corners
Now looking at chat
Diamond and crown sorry me that's incorrect could charm the birds off the trees, but forgets to put the kelong
Yep
Such a fucking dumb idiot man. I
I was trying to memorize the whole thing. Honestly, my strategy was to try to remember
the top left in the middle, like top row, and then vertical left row, and then the middle.
And it literally asked me about the one part I literally did not even look at.
Let's go eat!
Thank God I'm starving. Hi, there's a decent indium just around the corner. There's
Just enough time before we head back to Malta.
We're going to get some Indian takeaway, bruv!
We...
Please have chips and curry. Please have chips and curry. Please have chips and curry.
Aw.
Aw, man!
Always do the unexpected with the first wall of spy craft.
Task is simple, go in and get the flag.
No lethal force is allowed unless the opponent has intent to kill.
This may not be real guns, but we still play by those rules.
Is that understood?
Juan, your first precedent on Roe will be your radio support.
Try not to embarrass yourself.
pieces in boys strategy it's half the wing it won't we bring we emphasize our
code of conduct so this exercise must be about testing hope that we are expected
expect the unexpected yeah all right bitch
all right
wouldn't let me take the shortcut bro
What are you waiting for gate to open must be part of the test
And three now
This is it bonds. Yeah that's like maybe you're training
To the playbook and they were good things you stay right. Let's do this
Oh, the guy had to do that.
Oh, black to you.
Hey, the works, it works.
I've got the fruit.
I've got my choice exactly.
Remember our code of conduct.
Don't shoot until absolutely necessary.
Cutting on a good j-bond.
How do I pull my gun out?
of engagement. Better they'll not see you, Bob.
What? Left sets of this.
Fuck him, it's all over!
Bro, we've got situations now!
My fucking blood, dude!
I'm hit!
Are you in the fucking base?
How are you alive?
I know it's paintball guys, but come on man.
Dude this game like straight up chugged my computer when I loaded the shaders for the first time by the way.
Here we go.
This is it Fonds.
Get that flag.
Remember you training me.
I think I killed that guy.
I'm trespassing, dude.
I wish you could run while I crouch.
the works it works go for it
control
remember our code of code of code
don't shoot until absolutely necessary
I ain't got the power
You're doing great
I don't see you.
You don't look too hot.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hello?
Holy fuck.
I got killed by the fucking environment dude.
Or like gently fell on me and fucking killed me dude.
now we're a muck out this is it bonds get that flag remember you trained you've
got this good thinking
nice they didn't expect that eyes on the prize mate good choice moving right
I'd have done the same.
Watch it!
Well, you're gonna walk the long way, huh?
Sure. That's what I would have done.
Watch out!
Oh, he saw that gun.
What the?
Oh.
What?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Moink?
Eyes open.
Stay there. I'm not smoking.
I didn't see that coming, did you?
That noise
Here it's our word
Oh
How am I getting up here
I'm going the wrong way
Who's that? Leave that!
Well, ignore it!
What's up?
They're climbing that? No, I'm an idiot.
He made it to the tower. Now get to it's top.
something
dude come over here no guns i know
dude get over here bro
dude they're so blind
Look back before me!
Get her!
Too easy.
Again!
I'll kill you.
Establishing a baseline is the first thing they'll want to do.
Answer truthfully.
What's your name?
James Bond.
How old are you?
26.
That's our baseline.
Now watch this.
You don't like me, do you?
What?
No.
I don't.
Well, this is awkward.
But the line is flat.
So he's telling the truth.
Small initial waves just before shows that he's under some duress picking his answer. Let's try again.
Do you think telling me you don't like me will affect my ability to judge you objectively?
I think you won't allow me to get under your skin.
Cagey phrasing like that holds no one.
And as well call me incompetent to my face.
You miss your parents?
A lot of your business.
But you would agree that being orphaned at a young age has left you rudderless and unable to finish anything, Mimi?
No.
Are you offended?
You think I've overstepped?
You do realize that the people who put you in that chair in real life, they won't play fair?
Take it.
Oh, we got your fucking take away, bruh!
I can't believe you made it out.
Oh yes, it was very dangerous.
Fun.
We're waiting.
We're waiting.
Don't touch it, bro.
Hot hives.
Are you comfortable?
Thank you.
I am.
That's color bright.
What's your name?
President Bright.
Eye color?
Pale Blue Gray.
Okay, that's a solid baseline.
Now, start spitting porkies, Grace.
Ready?
Here we go.
What's your name?
Rosie Paul.
Wow.
Nothing.
Try something harder.
Do you agree that privilege like yours makes for the future?
What privilege?
When my parents died, all they left me was a cat in a moffy-toned couch.
Did you say?
Then who wrote that note in the kitchen?
Darling, please reconsider Sandry on this weekend.
Many important people there.
We could get you back on track in no time.
Love.
Amar.
Oh, that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
Oh that.
He must take him and Rowe's family for mine.
That's rich.
You'll have to try harder to trip her up, bud.
Ewww.
HOOT!
So, Crusader, how long have you had the horse for the mud?
I...
I don't.
Hey, that is not fair, bud.
What?
What?
Are you fancying it?
Why didn't you just say so?
Oh, that's what this is.
Those are your batteries?
Bought it.
Step into the blue, sir.
Well, this is going to suck.
Gone whenever you're ready.
Sorry, Ronson.
Nothing personal.
Nausea, tessiness, and disorientation.
The target's balance is affected, making it impossible for them to remain standing
in the middle of nowhere.
Perfect for when you need someone out of your way.
Shit.
It's not possible.
Correct.
Given your current inability to listen to my guidance, it does not.
Bond, you're up.
Look at them, eh?
I don't know.
I need some air.
You can't control the target, Monroe, but you can learn to control you.
Bond, pick up the gun and hit the target.
It's not simple enough.
Again.
I can do bullet-tap.
Again.
Okay.
I can't believe you pulled that trick on me.
I can't believe you pulled that trick on me.
I was doing the unexpected.
I was through this by-craft.
I'm impressed.
Yeah, you still beat me.
Well, of course. But still.
Early day tomorrow, catch the flag at daybreak.
SES are prepping for it now.
Suggest you get some rest.
Need to poop more days for supper?
I remember when Sundays were Sundays.
Yeah, mom's roast
Sunday roads broke just take tomorrow off. I wish I'm serious
But we go get the flag now
Have a well deserved rest tomorrow
That's actually no bad idea well you want to do this crazy
That's what spark off three way can't possibly protect
They're gonna stun that roll knight.
Booped our gun.
Booped our gun.
Booped our guns.
They're pieces in.
Let me know when you're through.
Hey guys.
What are you doing?
I am curious about something inside.
What do you think?
Hey guys!
What do you think?
Let's go!
Listen, I know you guys might be humiliated on the process,
but if you choose to be true to us,
you carry on.
We're actually really nice people.
You believe this girl?
It's off.
I am curious about something inside.
Bond!
Over here!
Ah more of them
We need to get past if you want to find the flag. Okay. I'll go around the side see if I can distract them
You're not climb along the side
I didn't say how's huge try night takes queen
It's actually you better. I'm gonna stick this night somewhere. You won't like it. I can't move
I lose sound assassin there, by the way, okay, let's split up. I'll go this way when you didn't tell on the flight location
ASAP on it keep in touch. I know I'm gorgeous, but you should get me. Don't flatter yourself. You know, my sorry
I need to leave okay rude
I got also I can run
Hey, what are you doing? Oh
Hey, listen greenways birthday is coming up and we're throwing them a little thing just spreading the word
What if I pass? Okay? Go ahead
Cheers
I'll eat with this pot.
Ah!
Ah!
I'm running.
You're having a party with others.
Been insulted.
Any word from your two friends?
Nah, still aren't.
They just don't make S.A.S. troopers like in my day.
Okay.
I'll keep looking.
There's a building across the compound that looks like a good place to start.
Sounds like you boys are enjoying the little game of fight and seek.
Just like you boys are enjoying the little game of hide and seek.
Trooper? What are you doing up here?
There's an intruder in the lower levels.
We didn't hear.
Your ears are opening you might next time
I don't think I blocked those guys over there
Looking forward to taking the gloves off tomorrow. Yeah, it'll be nice to remind the babies
Spies of the real professionals are stuff on top floor the bloody flag. I'd be bought a good book. There's no way
We'll let him get that far
What are you gonna do about it bro? Oh fuck
I don't have enough.
I don't know why he got a lot to do in there.
Where's my objective?
What's this you easy now I'm waiting for an answer
I know this one, but I just found him.
I'm gonna try to find this.
Wouldn't dream of it.
He's gonna be gone high for me.
Beat your ass.
Who's that?
Let it wait.
What is that?
No.
What is?
Is there a key to SWAT camera sides?
of
the
of
the
I slipped away that easy, by the way.
Watching your ass and jets moving.
How do I grab this dude?
Hey!
What is this?
I can kill that guy
Serity
Me when I'm in my bunk room
I think I'm gonna hang up on a target from the shooting range as opposed to
That guy is dedicated
You fucking love the shooting rinks, heh heh heh heh.
Maybe this is the time score?
Way true.
Uh, where the fuck is it?
Is the top half over there?
坂, have each other top floor?
Whatever
Weeee
Ohh, maybe he escaped
Yeah
Oh, but you get here follow me. I've got a plan
But it seemed like he was making a diversion for you.
I can only hang when I'm moving, it's weird.
Throw him in the water, throw him in the water.
Close the...
Hello!
Now!
I've got eyes on him!
Bonds.
Yeah.
In the boat.
Found it!
Thank you.
These are locations, Macron.
Just a memory for you.
You called the Pope, Chris?
Who are you?
You've been on this for the past.
I'm not the only totalist.
I'm the only totalist.
Are you ready?
So curious to hear from every S.A.S. member of the Alps that you've been allergic to our presence.
What? You take that one?
I'm told right now!
I don't want to take that one!
Stop!
I'm sorry.
You don't need to be close to that.
No worries, man.
All the time in the world.
Nothing from Thanksgiving.
Mountain Hell thanks for seven.
Of course.
Tougher opposition, tighter deadline, so be smart.
Fastest win gets extra credits.
Yes, what is it, Bond?
First-roof spy craft.
Always do the unexpected.
Then what about it?
We followed it, son.
Dude.
I would be pissed.
I'd be like, nah, give me that ship back or I'll do it again.
Hell no, bitch.
Hey, what about everyone else?
What's going to fuck up, actually?
Grab your coat.
We're going out.
Don't tell me.
Tea and cucumber sandwiches?
You wish.
Come on.
Oh, it's actually not, am I saying?
Oh
Here here we're secret spies by the
Uh-oh
Wash!
The epithelium oxypitalumony blossoms at night.
You're not an interesting fit of line
Sorry, there's the other way. Hey, how can you be so sure I'm not the one you want? Yeah, you just met the hell do you think you're doing?
Leave me
Excuse me. Hi. I'm not finished with you. Leave it. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Let's buy me a drink
Hey man, what's up? Are you here for a fight, thanks?
Hey! Hey! She's also got a contact to President's meet with us. She's got me to wait for her here.
She wouldn't have picked another place if she knew how that wreckhead is ugly enough. Can't fault good taste.
Excuse me
And only for a single
There's a package for you in the jets watch it in private X marks the spots
You're gonna have to try this.
Oh, what's this?
You want me to jump, please?
Over there, by the entrance.
Woo!
Use me.
I'm going to get some
I'm going to get some
I'm going to get some
Excuse me.
You know what?
It's a fucking iPad, mate.
It's a great tool.
It's my thing to identify the leak from the trade ministry.
We've narrowed our suspects to three secretaries,
Rick Valthorpe, Alice Weatherall, and Joshua Pike,
all at the club this very evening.
Your job is to identify the culprit.
Bond, you'll be teaming up with Nash and Singh to focus on Pike.
Keep this device on you and get up close. We will enable sing to access Pike's phone. Best of luck
I think that we're on pipe already looking for him. Let's do this. I
Don't they get their first awesome finish with you. Oh everyone else out really
Sure, you wouldn't probably go hang in the bar
I've to warn you on pretty good
No one chats up my girlfriend
Okay
Oh, she's worth it.
Don't forget the flush.
Nice one, Lionel, that was sick.
Nash, you're all done?
Yeah. Thanks anyway.
What? No, no, I just came to watch.
Listen guys, Pike's upstairs but he's guest list only.
But I got the club blueprints and there are some back stairs behind the bar.
How about the dance floor balcony? That's an access point.
Get upstairs Bond. And Nash, you find a good vantage point for observations.
After you Bond.
How come I'm the one who has to do the hard thing?
This is the entrance.
Why am I allowed to be back weird
Of course I didn't.
Jones.
Jones, just save Jones and you'll get the stone.
Don't be such a bore.
Well...
Come on, everyone's here. The music's great.
Come on, up on, Senya.
Push out, it's hard.
I'm just gonna drink.
What are we having?
Let's move.
You gotta stand. I just know I needed one.
If you're on the list, you can get it in the coat room.
If you're not, you're out.
Jones.
Jones.
You're not going up without that snap, man.
All right.
Where's the closure?
That's the closure.
There's been a little weird for me in English.
Why is she green?
What's up?
My mistake. I can't see that.
No shit. Well, there's an idea.
No one gives a fuck dude.
I guess we'll just climb.
I think we're going to say anything, fellas.
Oh
He's gonna say ladies after making this job
So easy to run.
Holy.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
If I got to get your mic, I'll be bored to stay out of close.
Let's finish this.
Where is the lady that robs?
She's gonna drink some water.
She's gonna get a drink of the same.
What do you think about all the guys?
They're doing good in the dark.
They're doing good in the dark.
They're not doing good in the dark.
They're doing good in the dark.
They're doing good in the dark.
My boyfriend's not looking to you,
but he won't say what's happened.
Leave me alone.
I would be in a new apartment.
It's getting better, boss.
I don't know if I should be handling it for the last time.
Neither it had nothing to do with you.
Are you sure?
What?
Excuse me.
Damn.
Bad news.
Quite dissent of this person.
I've got to find a way in there though.
At least I'm not convinced of this.
No way.
We are ready to see the kids this summer.
There are three drinks, what is that?
The two of us.
Great, our drinks.
Hang on, is that a martini?
I didn't know that.
No one in their right mind would.
And that one, pineapple.
Only acceptable pineapple ever is on my pizza.
Now why don't you go back to your little bar
and get us what we ordered?
Fabian asked Crispin, besides, where's your sense of adventure?
Yes, what are you living, little Crispin?
If you'd excuse me.
Yes, but I deserve an equal to a bit of the net.
Ladies and gentlemen, data extraction complete.
Good job. Now let's celebrate.
Where are you guys?
I'm up here on the balcony.
On my way.
Look at the world.
He gives interest.
Excuse me.
Take it easy.
What a night.
I think we...
Listen, I just found something.
Pike's meeting his contact tonight at the club.
Please, Wax.
We can unravel the whole network.
And how exactly would that play out?
Hey, back six words up.
Er, no.
First time.
Oh, thanks.
Come on, Wax.
Monro, how about you intercept the meeting, pretend to be pike? Bond, you make sure Pike doesn't show.
Any ideas?
No, I think so, we'll be just stirring the way somewhere.
Not too many.
I'll get her later, son.
I'll figure something out.
I'll be by the stairs, make sure Pike doesn't slip down.
Okay, I think that's fine.
One guy
What the?
Oh, is that you?
Don't talk to him
I shall fight
The gentle lands that come with me
How are you?
Your contacts have to be for half a second
I'm just with myself
If you want this deal to happen
Then start walking
I'm not walking
Let's walk up to the stairs.
I
My guys says playtake will care of, not to men.
How do you got a phone first?
Shit, I've got a card. Friday's sick, I'm waiting.
Time for phase two.
Should we go on to meet me by the stairs?
Let's regroup.
Load on Bond.
Now we just even rode to scare the socks off her so she calls her boss.
Change of plans.
I just found a message.
She's expecting someone twinked up and handsome.
Two out of three won't do.
You'll have to be done in a minute.
I'll have your seat.
I've got eyes on our girl.
We'll get her black dress.
She's behind the cloakroom.
I'll rest for the wicked.
I'll make you excuse me.
I found her.
Seals that battery?
Oh good. You showed.
And I was just about to leave. You're late.
Give her hell, okay? We need her to call her Handler.
Leave? I doubt that.
In fact, you're so hot for what I've got, we need to talk price.
It just doubled.
Why do little men like you always do that?
You must know we won't play along.
I give a shit if you don't.
I can easily find someone else who'd be more appreciative of our services.
God, you're serious.
I can call my guy, but trust me, it won't turn out well for you.
Call him.
Who's this?
Oh Christ.
Could we not do this?
You prefer her?
To me?
Please.
I'm leaving.
Calm down.
What the...
And who the hell are you?
Acting all superior?
I don't have to take this.
How about you put a leash on your girlfriend?
Listen, you and me?
Not a good idea.
Damn, why it's not?
Don't believe a word he says.
or smooth but such a liar asshole I'm done deals off if you go the offer is up
it's now or never your call give me a few minutes I need to make a phone call
of
a list of
She's making the call.
What took you so long?
Things got complicated.
Well done, recruits.
Extraction in two minutes.
I've marked the location in your lenses.
Understood.
First, we're gonna get extra credit.
It should take a while,
but I've always known those looks of yours
that get us in trouble someday.
I think he just sucks at turning down the key rules.
You were nursing,
but it actually takes a lot of practice.
I'll give you some points for one of these days, Bond.
Thanks, Kingsley.
Except some guys.
It's a talk.
Sit down.
I'm first.
No!
I'm gonna fall down!
You are gonna fall down!
You beat the fuck out of Ran-Fig?
I see, I see, I see.
You're late.
Let's have a stow time for a pine.
Back in? First round on me?
He's gonna die and it's gonna be sad.
J.K. Hearth?
I'm suspending training. Effective immediately. The situation's arisen. A matter of considerable delicacy.
The former 009, real name Reese Beckett.
A rogue operative guilty of high treason,
he has somehow managed to stay hidden for over a decade.
Now he's coming in from the cold.
009 claims to hold evidence of a conspiracy against the state.
And he intends to hand it in and return for a full pardon on one condition.
He will only talk to John Greenway.
Hmm, I guess I really just come into everyone.
Then where do we come in, Mum?
Last time I checked, cutting tears of traitors was not in our playbook.
009 is a master infiltrator.
As resourceful as he is paranoid,
thinking two steps ahead is this man's idea of lazy.
A deer?
Catch him, we're gonna need eyes everywhere.
Consider this a field exam.
Get your equipment and cover stories from Q,
money penny will fill you in on the rest.
Dismissed?
Always a word, dude, her hair's looking good.
Bond
That's my cameo by the way
What did she say greenway doesn't want me to come off the last night really I missed the extraction deadline to well
I am going that's what counts
Come on. Let's go see Q a rogue double-o coming in from the cold
Not bad for a first mission. She said he's been hiding for more than a decade
that roughly matches when the program was shut down isn't it yeah it does you
think he caused that it could be or it could just be timing deciding things I
mean they was just integrated perhaps the double O's didn't feel needed to the
same extent after that and he owns Q-Lab in a moment
Q-Lab cover stories and field equipment this shorting exams wonder
He's got lined up for us. I love these elevator loading screens. Oh, I heard you were more into explosives
The bigger the better recorded the puzzle for a cannon puzzle. Who's that?
Vice chairman of your fan club. I'm the chairman. Yes, I'll be Greenway, right?
They did both run for the post but Greenway won by a whisker
Basil
I was looking for you to Monroe I have your cover story from Q can't wait later
mate any idea what's in store for me no clue something dashing no doubt when
guy fashion photographer fearless walk or respondent adventurer archeologist I'll
see you in a bit when battle the person and not a spice in England recruit
Bon I hear you got banned from the art club on your first visit nicely done. I'm more of a lounge lizard
It's in Q. He's in wearables
courses
I'm sorry, what is this one for didn't mean to
He was down here not too long ago. Oh, Nicholas. What sir Nicholas? Oh
No, dude
I mean obviously one of our big bad guys gonna be the AI monster-creating defense contract
I can't think of him I can't think of a more evil person actually
Yes, no the exquisite stitching and attention to detail cut proportion and style in perfect harmony
looks a bit big oh no this is for Monroe you'll be wearing that one
and the sofa well don't look at me I just work here
green
heading over to gadget testing join me when you're ready there's some new
feel good that I'd like you to try out right probably a new line of air freshness
haha it's not the dream come true that synchronize our stories and a big shot
sports agent in you're a wash to show for them so the man's just brought
They were suspended, no one actually completed it.
Staggers opponents on impact and causes medium damage to body armor try it out. All right
Coordinates
Now anything for something and before you ask yes
I'm good with it if you say so
Chuck wave
It will become second nature
Okay, next item. A sleek upgrade to a timeless classic, the Smoker Grenade.
This small-scale, lightweight projectile blocks visibility, leaving an opponent open to attack.
Go on, have a go. Don't mind if I do.
Right. Throw it at Alpha.
You ready, Alpha?
Ready!
I
was
while the effects
and that's the whole shooting
you may choose your equipment from the gadget cart
bridge here will sort you out if you have questions thanks
good luck out there
Rough day huh.
You all rise to bring two items into the field.
But you're likely to need them in the car park.
Uh huh.
Was that insensitive?
My people skills range in the bottom third.
Surely not.
Wait, so I got...
Oh, I see.
kind of choosing blindly here any pointers i cannot disclose any specific details about
the assignment only that you will be attending an exclusive social event high security no
hostility in these types of situations discretion not force is advised to be noted um i smoke
He's just chemical.
I got energy for that, for some reason.
Dibby's fucking dog deep bro.
Just takes me back.
Right.
We just brought it out from storage.
Cold War legacy piece, phone rings, target enters,
takes the call, the door seals, and a
soporific gas spills from the receiver,
quickly filling the hermetically sealed booth,
which quietly descends into the ground
where an extraction team awaits.
Nice.
Does it still work?
No.
But it holds a bunch of old coins.
Pussy.
Octo VR, lady?
We need increased stability.
It's fine for interiors, but positioned the road is too far.
Can you believe this place?
Great job.
Think I'll play for the wrong chill?
Congratulations on completing training.
Sperming.
I'm happy to tell you that tax emissions are often running.
Care to try?
Yeah.
Alright, let's get to it.
This is gonna blow your mind.
MGS at a first.
Sorry.
Vr training, that's cute, that's cute bro, that is cute.
unlocks a new tier of difficulty. An operation tests your lateral thinking, requiring you to use
your tools creatively to solve any number of challenges. Completing simulations yields Intel
and XP, which increases your clearance level, giving you access to new gadgets, weapons and outfits.
Who said training had to be a chore?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Really didn't want to have to do that.
Hey, yuck!
Nobody talks anymore.
Heh.
Is this supposed to grab it?
Hiya!
Oops.
I wanted to see what that was.
Oh, I see.
It's the score now at the time.
I'm 59 in the world, dude.
That Learboard can't be accurate.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Call me 0059.
No sense of humor without...
Last time I met you, I was gonna kill you!
They near love? Gamechangers no silent takedowns. Infinite agency reduced perception.
I'll get you, so don't move me now!
Oh, I'm alive!
Oh, I'm alive!
That's right, that's all.
You understand me.
I
Shoulda read you a job description
We killed too many people without doing a thing
I
I
Okay
How did that not fucking work
Are you shooting the gun or the... the... wrist?
Barbar-beanie-gun-wrist?
I've been trying to shoot the gun.
Oh? Then disarm him. Weird. Shoot the dead. There's no dead-shoot objective, unfortunately,
dude.
of
the
of the
Okay, now push him. La Parka! Kick! Kick him in the balls.
I'm a slow learner.
I feel like I did pretty good.
He by Fenton this game now there's no Fenton all in this game I don't think.
Hell no bro.
Great.
I
I'm so fucking dead.
Let me see.
Ummm...
What if we turn this off?
What if we turn this off?
I don't... I don't think there is an FOV, uh, option here.
It definitely feels better without DCing.
Yo dawg, I'm eating hummus.
We appear to be fighting every one of you.
We have to sneak past these bulls or shoot them with our gun immediately.
Oh, can you fish in this game? I'm not sure. 69 underscore fish kisser underscore 69
It's fucking locked mate
of
the
I
Kind of going to have a limited
Yes, we're shooting everyone
Watch out! It's looking for me!
I'm trying to shoot the gun out of his head.
Kill, man!
AHHHHHHHH!
One last man's... Sniper man's.
slowly slides to his death.
8 foot drop equals death.
I mean, it's like that in Hitman too.
There's like a very small threshold.
We got a 16 there.
I did pretty good though.
Sorry, one more time. One more time.
Want to do this without getting seen I mean I mean that's my goal. I'm not gonna restart until that happens
later later there's date these motherfuckers be seen from bar did oh yeah
It feeds you all!
Oh
Knack I was playing
for Boss.
He fucking shot me dude.
War drive, war drive, war drive, war drive.
Some strong skills aren't we have on?
Dude it's a VR sim bro, we're playing a video game man.
Obviously if I get shot one time I'm instantly dead in the main game.
Oh
Very nice that they wait to shoot.
Sometimes.
Oh
So, uh...
Mark Vixx is a little...
Level 2, level...
I'm number 10 in the world, dude, surely!
Complete all three tiers of advanced, complete tier 2 with 4 or less eliminated enemies.
Oh?
I think these are for all of the...
I mean not this one, this might be four.
No, these are challenges specific to...
I don't know.
I'm fuckin' interviewed.
You sound like the guy that says Glonky.
Oh.
Okay.
Didn't we already do this?
Question mark?
I mean, presumably not.
AC Dragon, Okono? Okono, there's a...
So...
Oh
Sorry, man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm oh, I see
I was doing this
They have less iron in their rails than sling.
Hold E?
Oh, I see.
That's cool.
I'll rip you a new one.
Okay.
I'm gonna break your nuts.
Don't do that.
fan of hell
Oh
You see my bones dude stop looking fucking pervert
I want to get to level three so unlocks unlocks me sight me so you look good I
Kind of don't hate the close combat. I'm gonna be honest
I'm sorry, I'm really trying to, there we go.
Stick to the playbook and no one stand a chance.
Right. Let's do this.
What do you got?
Let's just kill this guy.
Bad time to be this guy.
Let me check on that.
Yes.
Okay, so I can beat their ass, dude.
Who saw me?
Hey! What's wrong with you, mate?
It's not Bonnie!
Watch out, Trachy!
Oh my god!
I
Go over
We're
Jesus.
I'm gonna beat my ass.
It's me!
Hello?
What's up?
Come.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hello?
What's up?
Come.
Not bad, James.
Not bad at all.
Let's talk into himself.
Cringe!
I'm invisible.
What?
I'm invisible.
No good idea to irritate me.
Face punch.
I love how the solution to the yellow paint spam was fucking make it blue.
Um, and the distort, I mean, like in that sequence where we...
Got the flag...
Before the morning or whatever, there wasn't much pain.
Honestly, I didn't even have a waypoint about where to go on my screen. I had to find it.
So, in their credit, I will say...
That's the thing with my hyper detailed settings and worlds is like you need that paint sometimes
like show the person in this hyper detailed environment like what they can interact with.
You got it in.
Now is it needed in every game now?
No, no.
the gauntlet. I'm over here. Wait, the bush was hiding, man.
What?
Huh?
Alright, alright, alright.
Yeah, we're gonna beat the shit out of everyone I think.
I insist.
My limping?
What?
What?
It's probably nothing.
Hello?
What's the-
There were no finishes.
I was trying to fucking take that guy down, but I can't.
What's up?
Break.
Break too.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, they do not move.
Okay, this guy's a loser, dude.
He beat my ass, man!
Look at these grab spamming, I got fucking...
SPD, bro, twice.
I played Stellar Blades, and then I got your game now, I'm not playing that one.
Uh-uh.
Wrong?
Huh?
Oh, fuck it!
Did not ask.
What's up?
What's the plan?
Do we make him electrocute himself while pissing? Like in hit range?
Huh?
Ow!
Oh, that was fun.
I cast Brick.
Brick too.
Let's go beat this motherfucker up.
Is this online PvP or a battle pass?
It's both.
It's both.
Hope this helps.
Oh, what?
What are you doing?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
dude he's spamming okay no skill no skill grab spam bro no skill grab spam
dude I we can all see it that he only knows one fucking move dude
Can they just skip these guys?
Nope, we're gonna beat their ass.
I think so, I need to get ready for it.
You see you're up!
That was a serious head wound man. You saw a fucking flop to the ground man. That guy severed my spinal cord.
Anybody else here?
I
Like a practice little bitch
No bad, James. No bad at all.
You keep telling yourself that, buddy. You've been here many times, though.
I'll tear you apart!
All right big man we'll see what you got. Hey what you doing?
Is a fighter dude?
You fucking bastard. Okay man.
I only have the one device.
I'm gonna stop you!
Oh, you're supposed to dodge that!
We're good, we're good.
Dude the whole fucking bruiser guys they got man they're kind of fucked up.
Where we get it?
I just feel like, I feel like that's terrible.
I feel like that's not good.
Well, how do you get a higher score, just not get ahead or what?
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Okay, we can't do anything else.
Okay.
Some spoilers in there.
you watched anything good lately uh actually emma and i started on this old school slow burn spy
drama called the chalk circle it's got all in black and white it's about this young code breaker
during the night more move variation uh this code breaker imagance one i don't get out of here
russian spy chatter about contact in the highest level start playing expedition 33 who your favorite
characters for combat I can't tell you that's not a good question to ask if you care about
story game by the way.
How the fuck do I get out of here?
Exit the menu?
What the hell?
A matter of considerable delicacy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Gustav's really fun, but with, like, game weapons?
I mean, yeah, that main character's really good, obviously.
He has to be.
Where the fuck am I?
Is there a way to check?
Okay.
All right.
We're good.
Um, is there a guard here?
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna get some coffee.
Moon cry at the end of Exposure 33?
I did not.
I did not.
98.2% inflation.
Fine, what?
Well, I mean, if we're making sure that Cheddar cried typing that message out, by the way.
He's actually weeping typing that.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
It's kind of weird that that made him cry, actually, but now that I think about
it.
I'll be right back.
What's that?
You
Greetings.
I'm on call.
news
and
of
What's up, Chris? What up, Chad?
Thanks, bro.
Bro, I'm actually having to wait for this elevator right now.
Who does that?
Who stands directly in front of the elevator door?
Who does that?
It's out then in asshole? Wait, really?
Hello? Can I help you?
That's your gun. I'm looking for money, Penny.
She's in her pod. Just through that door down there and you can't miss her.
Do you want faker or do you?
All right there.
Chauffeur, I heard.
Greenway obviously considers my driving skills indispensable.
In our case, we get into a car chase.
Oh, yes. Of course.
And I thought it was due to your massive fail last night.
Give them a race, Kingsley.
You see a massive fail. I see a multi-faceted learning experience we can all benefit from.
Yeah, no comeback.
Oh, these are the latest figures for active operations.
Good luck.
Hello again.
This is one of the new recruits, I believe.
This is Whitlock, and I'm Bancroft.
Dude, it's Harry Potter.
You look familiar.
Have we met?
Don't believe we have.
My name's Bond.
Oh.
So that's you.
Oh, what do you do?
It's called operations.
What do you do down here?
You make that sound devious. It's all for king and country.
I myself am an analyst.
It used to be queen and country.
Covers, betting, accounting, mission support, assets, and quite a few more areas.
Pardon me, have you?
I was the one handling the media after the Iceland incident.
You did cause a lot of trouble.
I was the one handling the media after the Iceland incident.
I was the one handling the media after the Iceland incident.
You did cause a lot of trouble.
We did cause a few gray hairs around the place.
Word of advice, you might want to stay clear of Basil from accounting behind the lifts.
Four days working deep underground.
It's gonna take us toll.
Comes with the territory.
And apart from the feeling of time standing still, I'd really like it down here.
At least we're not in the tunnels.
That used to be a thing.
Good chat.
Later.
Nice chat.
Did you go check on that restaurant I mentioned?
I did.
They'll be fine.
Take away, Johnny, take away.
There's report was inconclusive, John.
009's been gone for too long to yield reliable data.
There's a 50-50 chance that he's telling the truth.
We need to know what he has.
We need nothing this man has to offer.
Yes, this is just the boon that M's been looking for to get foreign secretary Bright and his lot off our backs,
009 is a master manipulator whatever he's in game is we won't see it coming
Monka and I mean he now he knows you're listening bro I couldn't help but
over here you in Greenway couldn't help yourself is what you mean sounds like
There's some history between the two of them.
They're self-together.
There's double O's.
Right up until Operation Nightfall.
Go on.
Word that I could.
And nothing interesting.
Nice place.
That's screen big enough for you.
I know.
It's cool, isn't it?
Just got it up and running.
About double O nine.
How did he manage to stay hidden for all those years?
I thought they could get a handle on just about anyone in the world.
It's not a magic wand, James.
Player consumes data on an unprecedented scale, but if you leave none, you're effectively invisible.
Imagine the focus and dedication it takes to stay off grid for so long.
The 009 have help.
Almost certainly. Some even speculate to use with the cousins.
Why would the Americans hide a UK traitor?
You don't have siblings, do you?
Recruit ranking. You have a widget for that.
I like to stay informed.
Looks like I kept my place.
Well, Greenway hasn't handed in the performance review for last night.
What's our place?
8?
You have a mission briefing for me.
I do.
Let's get the other recruits in here and I'll show you.
The Grand Carpathian Hotel in the High Tatra Mountains of Slovakia.
Host to...
The World Chest Championship.
Safe to say 009 did not pick this location at random.
The hotel is swarming with international VIPs,
securities of the highest order and due to the current diplomatic tension between the UK and Slovakia,
the operation has not been cleared with local authorities.
According to 009's instructions, the meeting will go down in full public view during the championship match.
No comms, no tracking, no backup.
And these are only the safeguards that we know about.
009 will employ every manner of such a fuse to avoid capture and if he suspects a trap
We'll never get another shot. This is where you come in
You're all black slates in the intelligence circuit, which makes you ideally suited for undercover work
Locate 009 and keep him under close watch. They do not engage the target
This is a black tag operation
That's me. That's me gentlemen. It's critical
Oh easy mate. That's not a bumper car.
The hotel is back in that direction.
Just mucking about.
What's the hold up?
Relax.
We're in good time.
Dunno why it started us in the railway.
Now I could get used to this.
Don't act too impressed, Dearest. We'll blow our cover.
And James, do you quit your pouting?
I'm a glorified hood ornament.
What can I possibly have to pal-t about?
Sorry if the assignment doesn't live up to your grand expectations.
Someone must wash the perimeter.
If 009 slips to our fingers, we're the last arm of defense.
Exciterate. Grimley's testing you, mate.
That's all.
I'll be bringing an excuse.
Look at what Grimley will.
Grimley brings our new cheekbones.
Take a left of a head, James.
I'll never see a scum a nice blinker but skill be empowered hoping they
is everything in order routine inspection that won't be a moment
please proceed they'll never expect them to the chest but plug it
You think if I sold a kidney I could have bought a stator or not?
I think I have.
A stator. I mean, a wedding back in twenty-two.
Does it sound like something you picked out?
Well, the home is in Cannes, so if you name by private jet, it's dark.
Oh, Jesus.
Sus?
Private jet.
What?
Nothing at all.
What do you mean you're not going to get double on nine?
He was the best in his day.
That was a long time ago.
My guess is he's tired of running.
Greenway thinks we're being played.
And since when do you trust Greenway?
I never said I did.
They knew each other.
How much is clear?
There's something to do with an operation called 9-4.
Any further questions?
Did double on nine pick Greenway out of good faith?
Bad boy.
Well,
We're about to find out
What if Monroe's double-o-nine maybe we broke James late you go in the wrong way
But this is our stop alive into me switched comms and right with me James stay say the world some other time
Afternoon invitation, please like in the rest of York plus the help
Welcome to the Grand Carpacian. Parking is right up ahead.
Yeah, well, WON'T alone, although you're staying.
What you've latched.
Only will.
It's easy.
Right. We're entering the premises. Two status?
Nash, delivery area. Ten position.
Save. Staff quarters.
Ronson conference way Kingsley first floor suites
bond
car
car park
Greenway Grand Hall switching off comms is instructed keep a low profile and don't let your guards down
The below nine most certainly won't
out
We're gonna read a book now
Tom Clancy?
Roll the window down the loose man, come on bro.
There's him.
I'm exactly the five-star treatment.
No, I'm stretching my legs.
Bond, reporting suspicious behavior.
009?
No, one of the hotel staff.
The strangest looking bellhop I ever saw.
He was mishandling luggage.
He was joking.
What are we, the local tourist tourists?
I guess he had to be there.
It was odd.
I'm going to check it out.
You will not.
009 is our only priority.
Stay.
009 is our only priority. Stay at your post, James. That's an order.
Yeah, I'm a- you're my fucking boss.
Rexel thinks we're sub-
Dude, they forgot the Ian Blonde.
Rookie! Mustache!
May I just squeeze through-
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'm just- excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me.
The bellhopper just went through. You know him?
No, but I've only been here a few weeks. Talk to the bartender. He knows everybody.
Like, I need an excuse.
Oh, quite the security setup you'd go ahead.
Right? The latest millimeter-wave scanners. Guaranteed radiation free.
You be...
Nothing gets past them.
I feel more secure already.
Better go and get my ID, then if you want to catch your bellhopper.
your bellhop. I can shoot him with my dart.
Hmm.
I just think I'll see the boys.
Why does he have to do this?
Pick up, pick up, pick up!
BlueMandix for 92 million years?
George! Yeah, it's no use.
I met with the whistleblower.
I have proof that Nyvek's cheating, but they'll only talk to Hoffman.
How far off is he?
Well, tell him to floor it or we'll lose a scoop of the year.
I stashed his press badge inside one of the big pots on the lower ramparts.
I need to get back in there. It's a nail-biter.
Unless you've said me all this way to report on the landscaping.
Little Big Sir.
Did you hear Grandmaster Nyvek's voice?
I was handed to him by one of the web industry's self-learning AI.
Hold up.
LeoPix forgot 7.
One of the lower ramparts.
Hmm, not this low, bro.
I can't seem to interact with this.
in about 45 seconds am I done I'm just relieved I chose the ballet I don't see
I don't want to hint
Why can't I not interact with these yellow pots?
Shoot them.
I think it's just trying to tell me that it's around here somewhere, right?
one right here don't put it back eventually probably
what's our new name
I'll be right back.
Want this detector watch?
You may enter sir. Enjoy the tournament you're on a tight ship
Member of the press so my badge says continue up the stairs, please the mezzanine is great for photos best you in all the house
Good tip, but it's great for people watching
We can make literally anyone shit themselves right now.
I will say, I'm a fan of the increased hang movement speed.
I can't crouch.
We're just kinda like breaking and entering right now.
Which room is here?
Dunno.
But he's getting an extra mint on this below.
That's for sure.
Boom!
Now, let's see what all the fuss is about.
We got the best view there!
He does look like a goon.
son of the one night over
she's gonna be pissed man Kingsley a lot let's not get spotted just yet
Yeah build a case first
But what if I walked up to her
I'm gonna do it bond why am I not surprised Kingsley
You can keep a secret, can't you don't bother? I'm reporting right here and now
Wait greenway gave me a secondary assignment
Classified not even Cressida knows that's why I'm here wide greenway give it to you. He hates your guts
Come on, you're not that naive. That's what he wants you all to think.
I'll let it slide, for now.
Small move.
A little fucking snitch? Okay, I can't make her shit herself.
Damn.
Seems he's gone behind the scenes.
what would the what would the what would what sort of explanation could this guy
possibly have for doing like if we confront this guy is like oh yeah
Where do you go?
So I'm going to need some I think some stuff or press
My press pass in my room. I suggest you go and get it sir. I can't let you through until you do what thoughts exactly
You're about I don't want to show my press pass cuz I certainly can't get back there
Don't mind me.
Who's that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
A page has been torn down.
shot me a look like talk and you're dead and like they're crying so nervous
the one with the blonde man terrible job
I was only trying to scare you
yeah well he bloody succeeded nothing that a stiff dream
he's trying to roll blonde dude
I'll fetch you a GNT
207 keycard a
should make someone shut themselves are kind of like
I mean I bet we're gonna get the chance to see
There's no way she'd make her mind up so fast.
Watch her nearby.
Watch this.
Shake yourself.
I feel...
So...
Peck... Peckpocket!
PUSH TO IT!
BREAK!
And I'll have them...
JUICE!
Mr. Prendergast...
The Alper...
His suitcase disappeared...
Claims a bell-hop to get...
Playing the staff, what else is new?
Tell Mr. Vargas if you see him...
Prandegos is down in reception demanding to see the manager.
Wouldn't want to keep Mr. Prandegos waiting.
Oh.
Wait, I could-
Dude, the pig parker guy's gone.
Oh, no, he's right here.
Watch yourself!
Mindful.
One of those days.
Just one of those days!
Don't wanna wake up.
And everything, suck.
Was that it?
I should take a look.
Okay, but I kinda wanted the other guy to take a look. That's my bad.
I'm gonna have to.
Such a stupid thing.
Weird.
Back in action somehow.
I
This is a joke
Sorry about that
Yonkies!
Ooh, pillow melt.
Whoa, buddy!
Can we move it?
No.
Are they gone?
Hmm?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hmm?
Alright, we got some bleak voice. Back in business.
That's where we came in.
I said M for the map.
Whoops.
Watch it.
Okay, we got the staff key.
Let's go back downstairs.
I like it.
What's my leaks are for POE2 this weekend? Oh, you know, man.
I'm going to be going, uh, fuckin' punch, punch-whirl.
You know what I mean?
Has he ever done punch-whirl?
wrong okay yes you hate me this regard
mother does I'm troglodyte wear a waistcoat with a pimmerbund
humanity no that tall blonde fell hoppy nevermind you're oblivious as usual
mommy I'm on customer mommy are playing Angry Birds you expect me to sing
Every hotel administration. I couldn't help it over here good. I was about to file a complaint
What happened? Oh, I was bothering you. Well, I called him three times and he just rushed past me
Ignored me completely. No disgraceful
Did you happen to see where he went? I'll tell you exactly where he went towards reception
You've been most helpful mom. I'll take it from here. You better
It looks kind of like me man not really we got we got big anime eyes
Dude that's the car
exception
I got it like Jesse must not be a sigma veil
Man
You know, I have to report this. I'll get out of here. We'll sort this when we get back
How come everyone's a snitch?
So you get to save the world and buy yourself a second yard
Forget it. Let's see. I can't wait till she's a double-edgedon with the floor
Ivanka's on holiday Lucian's in recovery. We're just down to the wire today. Piotr
One of the bell hoops is a no-show didn't even call in sick. He's so fired
at least the temp agency is fast they sent a replacement already to all blonde guy right I
just ran into him in the laundry we keeping no on the eyes strange accent though
the blonde man is no bell-hole that's for sure
thank you the blonde man is no bell-hole that's for sure
thank you
hotel management I have an inebriated VIP stumbling around in his birthday suit
You need to find him before the paparazzi do say no more
Thanks
Calling it if you clock him. Yeah, that's a good chap
Well, the blonde man has no bell hole. That's for sure
Time to do the laundry
Hmm
I didn't have to do that, I'm sorry.
So fucking sorry.
Well, one of you is going to have to shit yourself.
Oh, hey! Who did that? That's not funny, guys.
Vintage Wine from 2014!
1952!
2008!
I don't know what to do with it.
Laundry code 1805.
1805.
Battle of Trafalgar.
Easy.
Every British guy knows that.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Code 1738.
It probably has something to do with the wine, right?
Let's try 1952.
Delerkey acquired.
We don't have to go this way.
What's that oh
She got the hitman dot dude
I'm allowed to be here though, which is weird or whatever
No.
Yeah
Okay, fine. I'll take the look excuse me ladies health and safety inspection
When they have found the laundry it just downstairs. Is someone file a complaint strictly routine like my marriage
Fine, I'll take the laundry
But I can't wear it though so quiet back here
I like walked right into that guy.
It's no longer restricted do we miss something?
I have the uh... smoke grenade
have not used it yet though
Just the idea of him emptying that fucking Windex into his watch is so stupid, so dumb.
Bang or fuel me pooped out, mate.
I
Shop back counter 14 those guys keep track of shot back
Thank you.
Watchers cannot be bluffed when they are nearby.
Dude, he knows we're following him.
I see.
Oh
I can't turn it off really
It turns off automatically, huh?
Well, that would have been good, I didn't have to make that guy shoot himself.
Hello?
Presenting the Communique Depress, the French President said...
Who's that?
What?
Hey! You have a...
Right.
Are you supposed to be here?
Take it easy, I don't want any trouble.
Do not!
I
Got a lot of lads
Hey, a shop back
Okay, they don't give a fuck about the job back there.
I wonder what it was.
It's fine.
This doesn't make sense.
I
Okay.
Okay.
I think it's...
I think it's...
It's a...
Oh, yeah.
the global response
right after this, we will have a report from HACCP
and this week
get off my back
I said that
he's got a gun
He's doing totally normal movements.
It's the room number, dude.
We already passed that room.
He changed the skies.
A doi.
Guess I'm kicking the door down.
I'm back at my post really really I'm in full view of the car park good let's keep it
that way stay vigilant you're the boss I won't be doing that must have taken the senior
I don't get it like in him and we hold like a or d or a ledge
It shows up, okay
Like I'm holding a or I'm holding d right now, right?
But if I hold W indeed, that shows it.
Stop that!
Watch your back, will you?
Stay calm.
There'll be an arm.
I'll be as fast as you can.
Do a round and call it a day.
OK.
I could have turned early.
I'm wrong.
You don't have to.
Took you long enough.
The blond man, he's changed his disguise.
I knew he was up to something.
Yeah?
How do you know he's not a thief?
He doesn't move like a thief.
He moves like a soldier.
I'm telling you, something's not right.
Look, I might have seen a bloke who fit the bill.
Tall, blond.
Only he was in a suit.
Went by the name of Locke.
Where was this?
Over at reception a little while ago.
He was heading upstairs.
Thanks, man.
Hey, you didn't hear it from me.
At least someone's on a snitch, bro.
Chief, this is Chris.
I'm in chief.
I'll actually be copying.
It's a branch.
It's never going to happen.
I'll beat his ass.
We have one more floor
You think we can watch the chess tournament
I just overheard a pair of guests complaining about loud bumps and noises coming from one of the
206 let me talk to my boss
Mr. Locke VIP from rhinestone insurance. He's working with the hotel's chief of security
Specs are selling insurances
I'll take some of our business copy that
Room 206 that has to be a
Like why would they assume that it's not like a cover?
We've already been to 2016.
They're a little pussy-ass job, dude.
How does this keep happening at some point? I have to mention the behavior to someone
What?
True sex should be right around here
Don't stop recovering since last few more weeks
He'll be back on crudgy soon enough with a brand new knee and a pool deal
I guess he got lucky
A foal like that?
Maybe that'll teach him not to horse around on a second forage after a night of drinking
Chief cover
I'm on security
Do you have a minute?
How can I help you?
Who stays on this floor?
That's Contestada Haviland in 205 and Mr. Locke in 206 and an English couple of the
NETMILANTS in 207.
That's 10 shots.
Why do they talk like Koji?
They're really going at it.
Have you talked to the gentleman in 206?
Only briefly. Quiet type.
Strange accent.
Scandinavian maybe.
He checked in earlier this morning and declined all services.
Easy customer.
Yangi takes her sub-it.
Other rooms on this floor connected.
Communicating doors, adjoining balconies, that sort of thing.
Not unless you're willing to risk your life.
One of our staff fell over Ledge recently.
There was talk of putting up spikes,
but the castle is on some sort of, uh, this stuff.
Ah. Say no more.
I'll let you get back to it.
Maybe that'll teach him not to horse around
on a second portway after a night.
Mars? El-tah? Thanks for gifting.
They're right there, I had to hit W. It's weird.
It's weird.
Well, looks like we're going up.
I can't crouch.
I don't want to kick it!
Who might be kicking it?
Ain't no way.
Oh, what is that?
What?
Oh, seems fine now.
You can't crouch still.
Can I hit this guy?
Why am I able to throw that?
I
Was weird sorry man
I have to hit W here?
Now what happened here Monroe I detected I'm in 206. It's a mess
Stay on the line. I'll have a look around. This should be it
I'll come
Good for a body
I can leave a
Private line with Monroe. Also hitman reference.
Security protocol for the hotel.
I found a keycard holder. Minus the keycard.
God, could mean anything, mate.
Don't jump to conclusions.
Ross Slava weekly with the hotel's stand-belief story appears to be about the mysterious death of a famous climate scientist in Orlando, Florida.
Florida is the best place for a climate scientist.
A family chief's security's wallet is full of cash. Doesn't look like a robbery.
Am I a drop-dead?
place. Monroe, this isn't some party that got out of hand. These are signs of a struggle.
And someone put up one hell of a fight.
If that's the case, where's the body?
Good question.
Well, that makes for a subtle...
Found a wall suit. Size XL. This guy changed his disguise again.
Or he changed his outfit.
Small word, big difference.
Monroe, this is serious.
The blonde man did something to the Chief of Security, I'm sure of it.
Okay.
So why?
And how is this connected to 009?
Not true.
Yet.
Call you back.
Housekeeping.
Jet lag.
It has been every time.
Invisible.
Yeah.
The chef.
How does he manage to change clothes so fast?
Dude, it's fucking hitman.
Same.
Talk to me.
I'm picking up some chatter about a power surge in the electrical room.
It crashed the security system, but there doesn't appear to be any permanent damage.
Nothing to indicate foul play.
Copy that, same.
Keep an eye on it.
Over there.
be any permanent damage. Nothing to indicate foul play. Copy that scene. Keep an eye on
it. Everyone else, step up your search. Monroe, listen to me. The Blond Man, missing security
chief, the power surge, 009, somehow it's all connected. Look, say you're right. What's
his game? I don't know, but Greenway said 009 is a masterman of the letter. If you
knew what we know, he'd pull the plug for sure. Okay. I'll look into it. Where
you now i can blow my trail you won't slip away this time i'm allowed to be back here now
maybe i was always allowed to be back here i forget
security system is still offline now i'd call it a red flag we're going to the logs
The security chief's key card was missing. This is starting to add up.
I'm not going there yet.
That's him.
I want some more crates.
Looks like a...
Don't miss the blueprint?
We could have just used the stairs.
I know we couldn't.
That's why I never touched the sleep buffet.
You wouldn't think I would call you a replacement?
Yeah.
Godahari.
Bond.
Your hunch was right.
I found you with these catch-ups stuffed inside a laundry cart in the basement.
I knew it.
I'm wrong.
People are minds-boggling in a truck while the security scammers are down.
There's something heavy.
Oh, this is bad.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Don't let this guy out of your sight.
Look at the blonde hair.
Oh.
He was just here.
But I can do this stuff.
You again.
That's right.
The maid is picking a lock.
Now you've seen everything.
I'm going to the police station.
I'm going to the police station.
I'm going to the last station in the service area.
The law was close?
Okay, here's the...
James, I don't think you're doing stop.
You're in over your head.
Yeah, tell me about it.
This is inspordination. Get back to you.
You had... there was something in those crates.
Is it a gun?
Blocked.
Take that.
Stairs.
Now we're gonna left click the fucking door.
Okay, I wasn't sure if the window was open or closed.
He's gonna release a nerve agent.
Okay, pick up a pace a little bit.
I'm holding ships.
He's in the fucking wardrobe, dude.
Oh, those aren't wardrobes.
Hmm.
Hmm a secret passage of course hidden mechanism
Or main it seems pretty obvious six dials take more than blind luck
How do I see the paper I was just looking at?
I can't believe this guy left the page.
There
May I've seen a lion on the wall
Or the Chimera? Whatever that's supposed to be? I think it's a Chimera.
It's not on here.
Alright, well, come on.
We'll look over at three.
Am I dumb?
I mean I see the banner, right?
Maybe it's all three of the animals.
We got the goat, the lion, the snake.
Snake goat lion.
Nothing to it.
Monroe, status.
Wine cellar.
High-rise on the suspect.
He's unpacking something.
Crusader?
I tried.
She wouldn't listen.
Engage.
Break cover if you need to.
I don't know about that.
Down at Monroe, there's no time to wait for permission.
We need to act.
Now.
This is the last time I was saving your ass.
He's gonna die, dude!
Cause it's a fucking setup, dude!
Why am I not feeling we're about to do a boss fight?
Everyone reposition cover the exits
Monroe, what's your status?
Monroe copy. He's busy. Cressida. You need to call it off something bad about
American movie
No, dude
They kill him.
Oh, God.
It's been wrong.
It's been wrong.
Be down.
Pista silmet kei nii.
What's that?
What the fuck are you doing to his ass?
of
the
of
the
of
I didn't need the fucking tutorial, man!
I didn't want to fucking grab him, dude.
It made me grab him.
Come on!
I can't believe you're all out here!
Oh
They're blessed
Okay, where's the off-switch?
Jesus!
Don't mess.
Oh.
Always cut the blue wire, dude.
Always cut the red wire, dude.
You did this.
You know, achievement's gotta go, bro.
I just got an achievement that said survive the explosion.
I don't fucking know that.
That explosion would kill anybody.
Press it up!
Are all my friends gonna die?
Jess, I can't feel my...
He'll run.
I was ready to go.
I've left off for a second and the son of a bitch with a gun.
Of course, it was a bloody suicide mission.
He's just got a fucking mole, dude.
He's got a great ticket to me and that...
There! That's him!
Go on! Go! I'll take care of her.
Don't let him get away.
I've been the price, James.
On the way!
Get back here!
Looking for these?
Hold on.
These guys are much faster than the other ones.
The camera with the mouse not in these cars, it looks actually so fucking bad.
It's like I have to move at a certain amount before it moves at all.
Sure buddy, hey man, everyone hates me.
Except for me.
Do a conci d'orito?
I can't land it.
Goodbye, Vibrate.
4 is a fan when they realize it's the same gameplay.
Wait a minute.
of my cars in Minecraft Steam. So what, this lady is a Slovakian double agent.
009, except the whole thing of prizes, you fucking just smash em on the surface, you know.
Greenway is a fucking double agent.
Honestly, Cresta might be too.
I think she probably is, especially if she's like the only one of our friends of her lives.
They're my real eyes.
But we burned that bridge when we get to it.
Fine by me.
Please fly away.
I'm just gonna tag Rob.
fire I'll thank them we need to keep that plane on the ground
well what are we waiting for there's that English son for when Sean's James
Okay, we're gonna... there ain't no stealth here, boys.
I'm the last one left.
I'm the last one left.
Move up!
Constantly.
Please leave the car.
We're fucking dead boys.
Oh
of
the
I think they're on all the car boys
That's certainly gonna blow up
Okay.
Oh
Oh, we're about to fight on the point.
Oh, they're flying off.
that
Thanks for watching.
Well, see you in the next one.
My big bank doesn't give a...
I'll buy for a money.
The plane's flying dark.
It's all up to me.
Think.
Need a way to force it down.
If I could access the flight control system.
Let's make some turbulence.
Take it down!
Stop it!
Let's go!
Oh, wait!
Oh
Holy shit.
Those are guns.
See it, man.
You need to hit the road!
They're all dead bro, no way man!
You're Paul?
James, the service is over.
He's the only one who's trying to stop him.
What are you kidding me?
Sorry to intrude.
I'm St. Nicholas Webb, AI pioneer.
National Security Advisor and CEO of web industries.
I was going to say, I'm sorry for your loss.
Secretary Bright informed me of what happened.
I'm sure you did all you could.
So much for the secret service.
As the creator of fair, I'm
privy to certain information.
Doesn't happen to me, though.
You're an expert, nice one.
Most impressive.
You're ready for her to watch her in the big real...
She ain't crippled, dude.
If I may ask...
She ain't crippled.
...risk your life on a million to one chance.
I couldn't do nothing.
He has another feeling.
People really are capable of the most extraordinary things.
Can you imagine for a moment if this guy isn't a bad guy?
I've spent so much time around machines, I sometimes forget.
Holy shit, that would be so fucking funny.
Now rest for the wicked.
But he's like so comically obviously like a bad guy.
C.E.O. Defense contractor, A.I. Pioneer.
This guy's got the triad, dude.
This guy is the triad of Evil Gryff.
There's only three coffins
Yes, yes
Take a seat only well, I'm saying he had more than three hold all calls associate line
These are the facts
009 is acting on some archaic vendetta against MI 6
The actions have brought us to our knees and we are in the midst of a full-blown diplomatic crisis
This is exactly the kind of cock-up that Foreign Secretary Bright has been waiting for to shut the program down.
However, it's not all bad. Thanks to Bond's quick thinking in your eye for detailed greenway, Fay has managed to pin down 009's whereabouts.
I'm sending you to Mauritania to bring him back any way you see fit.
We got the ectophonsters.
He's hamming it up, dude.
Perfectly, Mom.
Bond, you go and see Q for your gear and Moneypenny for your briefing.
You're dismissed.
Napp it out.
Liz.
It's sufferable and immature behavior I'm talking about.
And this will not...
Don't you have somewhere you need to be, Bond?
Right.
I do fucking Ponson be a man
Well, it's like it's not confirmed but I'm pretty sure they're all dead, dude
I think you're spot on
There's our guard here. I'm gonna go pee get some water
Shubs you
Take the ox died because of you
They did not die because of me that was the plan the whole time to blow up the fucking building with MI6 in it
They were obviously, it was obviously a set up.
My theory is that, I mean, I don't know why the Giga Evil AI man is like helping 009, but
that fucking AI machine is probably feeding us the information they wanted.
They want to be fed to us.
It's probably another set up, what we're about to do.
I'll bring it back one sec.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
I'm gonna dig in this I'm not gonna lie bros
it's like a movie game you'd better have something efficient for me Q
So, one more round of progress I've been on the pancoy as you can.
We'll get right on it.
Ah, fond. Good to see you. Walk with me.
I missed you at the Stargaz.
Yes, I kept to the back. Never did like females. All that black.
They're all dead, dude.
tests on all field equipment before it is cleared for mission use most happen in
this room and the extra security there quite clever when you get back on the
plane how did you know the watch had a tracker as the 21st century queue the
toaster as a tracker that point and I assume you know switch it off as well
and I thought as much oh and bond one more thing your new earpiece
phone conducted microphone you attach it directly to the skin ultra thin
virtually undetectable before you go there are some new items of field equipment
you might be interested in follow me is here sucked it in you guys see that
there are a couple of new pieces that are going through final testing ahead
of field certifications. I thought you might like to give them the once over.
Ah Bridget, here you are.
Ahead of his next distortion, I thought we might show Bond our latest creations.
The poor skew. The lazy strap and flashmine have just passed final certification.
Excellent. Bond, come and take a look.
of the
last six
This mine uses molecular bonding to adhere to any surface and operates on a proximity trigger.
Just the thing, if you need to cover your escape or leave someone in nasty surprise, give it a try.
Very good. Now throw it at the static target and you'll see the proximity trigger in action. Try it.
I must say, you are a remarkably fast kinesthetic man.
Not time to waste Q.
Yeah, that's what we'll be.
Of course, you should be on your way.
Brigitte will complete your mission prep.
You can pick up your service pistol from Waters at the shooting range.
Okay.
Thanks, Q.
Bond, here we have the dart phone, smoke pods, flashmine and laser strap.
Your maximum loadout is two, in addition to your new watch.
According to Thayer, you should expect hostile terrain with a relative humidity below 25%,
and to encounter organized and motivated opposition.
Motivated? I'm all sure they're motivated.
I mean, obviously we're taking the fucking laser, boys.
I think that'll do. Thanks, Bridget.
You're welcome, Bond. Bring everything back in one piece, if you can.
009 knows Greenway. He knows MI6, but he doesn't know you Bond. That's your advantage. Use it.
I intend to. Can you kill with it? Nah. Nah.
Bond, good to see you. Swiming out of Latton.
Yeah. Of course the three-two caliber dogs are all dead.
9 billion, sir. You don't always need to blow someone's head clean off.
Waters, you have a package for me.
Right, you are. One MI6 standard issue service pistol. Burn it to sun.
Ooh, sanitizer.
Now we're talking.
The range is there whenever you need it. Blow off steam, get your eye in, whatever.
There's no sound that's around there, guys.
It's just a fucking chud.
Safety off.
Yeah.
Not bad.
Oops, but I hit.
I am.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wraithing whip.
Maybe we get something for doing a perfect one try one more time
Thank you, but
Hey, it doesn't cut it for me. I'm afraid
What's up, guys?
I mean, who bombs a chest tournament?
I saw a loser.
Mate, that's not even funny.
Oh, it's pretty funny, actually.
Hold it, if...
Ignore Gerald's, he's an idiot.
It was funny.
Nice zoomer haircut bro.
opposition accuses government of nipples the latest they say em is thoroughly in
the doghouse after the PR disaster that is Slovakia which would have gone a lot
worse if James hadn't been there not pointing any fingers just laying out the
facts it's all gone political now I suspect the one thing that might keep
em in a chair is if you lads produce a culprit preferably yesterday my pressure
No pressure, James.
Erie.
Erie Portal.
No pressure, James.
Pretty tense out there.
A diplomatic crisis will do that.
Dude, he looks so much like Henry here.
Are you holding up?
You needed to show me something.
John actually for seven?
Here's the lady.
Oh, you don't recognize Agent Roth?
I believe you shared an Aston Martin.
Charlotte Annabelle Roth.
What?
Senior operational officer at the DGSC headquarters in Paris.
You can't be serious.
We chatted.
Nice lady.
Retires next year to spend time with her grandchildren woman. That's what I'd like to find out
Wait, so it is a double-a-job
News on monsoon. They'll be keeping her in an artificial coma until the brain filing is under control
She's not out of the woods yet, but doctors are cautiously optimistic and that's gone to grounds
Didn't even report him for debrief. He resurfaced once he's ready
but if he doesn't want to be found I strongly suspect we won't what the
did you manage to ID the marks I fought at the airfield we did they're all independent contractors
usual suspects from the BMC circuit they'll work for anybody with a thick enough wallet
009 was just their latest employer and then last any match on the blonde twins Nico and
and terro murder assassin duo from tamper a finland highly adapted an armed combat
improvisation and social infiltration gonna beat the rest of ruthless operators james
ice cold killers i know i was there Berkeley mission brief what you got for me come let's
have a look not going to lie you have got your work cut out for you greenway perfect timing
009. After he escaped Slovakia, we tracked Bond's watch to a field outside of the Syrian village,
Jav al-Uzman, where the unregistered cargo plane was abandoned. A wide day of sweep picked up his
trail 36 hours later in the Turkish province of Şenerfa. From here, he embarked on a complex route,
eventually bringing him to Egypt, where we lost his trail for good. However, despite
Significant effort being put into obscuring transport payments.
There, managed to pin two of the chartered private jets to the Pirate King Barfua.
Yes, you heard me right. Pirate King.
Anne? What do we have on this Barfua?
Uh, abducted by a militant of the age of 10 along with his little sister.
Trained as a child soldier until age 12 when Barfua turned on his captors,
killing five and escaping. Spent half a decade looking for a sister,
to no avail. At age 17 he entered the world of piracy. For the next two decades he rose like a
shooting star turning random endeavors into a well-organized international business empire,
all culminating in Mauritania when he claimed to ship great yard as his kingdom.
Aleph. Is that a real place? The main black market hall in the afterworld.
I mean, it has to be. The major league weapons bizarra from not mistaken.
Indeed, and with the clientele to match. Aleph is a cesspool of military and PMC personnel
rubbing shoulders with rebel groups and criminal organizations alike.
How's all that connected to 009?
That's the thing. It doesn't.
Which is probably why he managed to stay invisible for more than a decade.
However, the new intel, things are starting to line up.
And considering the amount put up to facilitate 009's escape,
we have reason to believe that he is part of ARMA's inner circle.
Left is most likely where he's been hiding a lot
Go to a left find double o nine and bring him back lever loading
Rise and shine almost there
What a morning person, are we?
Just drive.
Dude, Greenway is 009s inside man.
Teleports?
You think they'll tell us what happened to 007?
Greenway is 100% 007, you think so?
Try not to do this, please.
Just drive the thing in a straight line.
I'm not getting any younger, I'm sorry, I thought I saw something.
What are you doing?
I'm going that way.
This guy's amin' up the whiplash, dude.
What's up, guys?
Right, if I pop the radio on.
Why?
Blend in.
You don't need a radio to do that.
Right.
That's what the eye patches and the wooden legs are for.
Do you want to play this one for inside?
009 is bound to be a paranoid.
That makes him dangerous.
He's expecting us to make him move out of the town.
It's sad to hear.
Yes, somebody else.
Correct. He'll be ready in the soonest week.
But to answer your question,
once we get inside, we need to get some face time with Badm.
He's the one who'll lead us to 009.
I'm getting past that.
Take a right.
And if Badm isn't an option,
I'll let you know
I know you don't want me there
And I know what you think you do insufferable
immature
Really bells, so you were listening back in there. It's the first time for everything people
You have fucking a walk right into that shit
You have many chance.
Why?
Have I ever followed my own track and said I'd have to get multiple of them done?
We both know that.
Stop trying to copy off the needs of every chance you get.
Don't think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'll go there.
I'll go there for seven.
That's right.
I have my cello in my bag.
Copy that, moneypony.
Penning inside.
Stop touching your ear.
I said stop touching your bloody ear.
Then was it the most silly man in the world?
I said, I spoke to a few of the other people here.
I'm going to get to the cinema and the office.
If you die, I'm going to get to the cinema and the office.
He's got boxes for southern wallpapers, you got to think.
If he's working, he has a mother's suit.
The mother's suit, you're going to die.
Do we canonically speak arrows?
There is no change.
Clover Clover, right.
Oh, good, Clancy. Nice to see you, man.
Thank you.
Good day.
Nice to see you, guys.
Impressive.
I've got a security career to expect.
We'll have eyes on us, no doubt.
I look for you dealers, bubblers, men.
I try not to draw attention to yourself.
Me? Never.
I'm not doing what it's all about.
I'm not doing what it's all about.
I'm not doing what it's all about.
I'm not doing what it's all about.
I'm not doing what it's all about.
I'm not doing what it's all about.
out of the way
what's going on?
I have
Sorry Max price something
Speak to you
You got crack
I'm only interested in crack cocaine
I'm not looking for trouble.
Where you found it, that's all.
Get him!
Okay
They must have been the undercard, you know
You could make money with those feasts in a lift.
I'll bear that in mind if the day job doesn't work out.
Over here.
You know, it's not drawing attention to yourself.
So you can act.
You started it.
Mark it this way.
Burners, it's the burners over here.
When you need to call your mistress, that's your wife.
I've got you coming.
Nice Barrette to you.
Kali of people.
Something wrong TMC outfit.
Oh, so it's a bad new hat.
of protection and the place at our table is but a small token of appreciation.
Tarik here does not agree with that sentence.
We believe.
He should have moved.
He believes he should not have to pay his share and for that he has to be punished.
I
Do let him go he looks nice I need his haircut though
He tells me there's a child a girl
He fears for her life.
She needs medication.
Expensive kind.
That is where his contributions went.
Our protection is for the care of everyone
in our great city of steel and sand.
Is it not?
Men, women, and the children.
What kind of monsters would we be
if we denied this child the care she required us?
What kind of man would he be if he did not fight for her care?
Would he know how man it would be?
Let it be known that while in the bosom of our left, the child shall want for nothing from this moment on.
It's a motherfuckin' sword game, dude!
Bring it on, girls.
I think it's clear Ali is our man shouldn't take too
You don't have to pay it bro, it's okay, he'll understand.
It's an old word, but it's not impossible.
I think we need a much larger solo field.
Don't have a word about his name. Try and get us an audience with our lead.
He wasn't sitting for us all from Ali.
He was just a talker.
out of my way
it didn't work
space you see that you were uh getting
out back
it's a laxative for some kind of bacon
it's got boxing and some other kind of
other things it's a bit
of course
Split up. I'll work the invite to you source the cash.
How am I supposed to find a hundred grand out here in the desert?
Oh, I don't know.
Luck?
Charm?
Isn't that how you've gotten things done in the past?
Yes, sir.
Mine just left.
We gotta...
We gotta enter the arena, dude.
We need to get into that ocean.
Okay.
You think they got gambling?
You know I can't do that, James.
What if you don't watch like I'm getting my hands dirty then?
I can't show you how it went down.
You know I'm very fine.
You went to the inside, the second floor, and you're working the biome.
No.
It's the first of all forced in on the burner that can contain you.
You listen to him from the briefing and you know,
there's a bunch of watching that.
It is there.
I'm not planning on doing that.
I'm not planning on doing it.
I'm not planning on doing it.
I'm not planning on doing it.
I mean, if anyone needs to run a fair sweep for me on PNC outfit, good score, yes.
You need to know why they're in town.
Just pulling in the string.
Shake yourself.
Don't you step in here, James.
Ba ba ba da ba ba ba da
It'll do for no fucking reason
It's placebo. Everyone knows that Shakespeare can read this is rigged. Nobody's ever beat
That does check that lost real estate for the ability to ship
Let's keep that a look right here.
They did not work boys.
I've got a casualty.
Find the asset for eating.
At least I've got to breathe.
What's up?
Relax.
What happened there?
Maybe he's...
Maybe he's Dork Punch.
I don't think I have the Knife of these guys.
Huh?
Oh, there we go.
Awesome.
Bond, got an update for you.
Scorpius comms are busy.
They're moving strong and artworked.
Looks like the NARP is suspected to abire from South Africa.
According to Chatter, he's on route to Aleph.
He's going to beat everyone's ass.
I think I forgot something.
Oh, I can hack that.
Pear? No, I didn't forget that. Lost that.
Don't have to knock these guys out
We're farming energy right now dude
That needs a look.
Is this...
hmmm...
a G.
That's it.
We all know what's happened to me.
Big battery.
We can talk to the Ketna about Padma after we wrap things up with Foshtems.
I wanna take out the watcher.
I wanna take out the watcher.
We do not deviate from the mission.
Understood?
Understood where is make
Apparently forced at some roots shouldn't be too long now
These guys just don't care that I'm creeping around
Oh, he's a doctor?
Haha, yeah.
He's in a coma.
He has a cute brain bleed.
Well, AMC down boys.
I want to go fight in the arena, dude.
I
Don't want to talk to you that you're dead
I
Where do we sign up
Yes, a new face.
Hey, Tunis, over here.
It's a big plus.
You have to find your way.
Why?
It's the catch.
No, catch.
Just guess correctly and win this, Jahari.
What many people consider to be one of the most prized jewels here in Aleph.
Trust me, you're welcome in with this.
Your life changes forever, my friend.
It's not so.
It's the truth.
All you have to do is guess correctly.
There's a palm-sized roof here.
I have no money.
How much of it?
All right, if you know the rules, I guess take up correctly and walk away with the jewel of jihad.
I'm 400 short, bro.
Let me go ahead and guess.
I think we're gonna sell this good-bye brawl.
Now we're not inside.
Good money to be made for the price.
Why would he tell me that?
shouldn't do that for us.
Where the fuck is it?
Here?
It took a lot of restraint not to electro-feed that guy.
I hope I try.
That was good.
some of that big prize just follow the weapon stores and you'll find them right
behind them yeah I'm well thanks yellow good luck tourist this guy's got a
whole-ass missile yeah that's cool
you will get your money as soon as i have it
come and take your best shot we need basi mark in the spiel no spiel here my
friend just you got here something to submit me
Big pile of cash.
All you have to do is hit all the targets.
Ooh, hop-fly.
All right.
Here we go.
Remember, you need to hit all the targets.
You should do that again.
I
Know
You think I hand anything over to you I see him rules rules I was about
I want to go get the gem.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
After I get into a fight.
I know, I know. We need a fighter.
There has to be someone we can put in there. Are you sure you can't fight?
Yes.
Holy shit.
We spend the night knocking back demos on me through now. We all know that stuff's only good for decreasing engines
What do we do? I need a drink. I think better whiskey
So do you want to fight you look like you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag
Which is probably in the direction of the bag funny
Look if you want to fight you need to talk to the boss
if you ever seen says I can put you in then I would put you in is that the
bottom I'm not a word fucking lad
excuse me excuse me excuse me
just passing through
sorry passing through
What should I get?
He said he was at the bar, you know?
Oh.
He's gonna grapple me.
You know who did that, did you hear me?
Starfighter and Justice for Grants?
He's dead, man.
when did you serve a key? You took him apart. Why did you learn to fight like that?
Boy scouts. You know how it is. I don't think he gets that reference.
Malik puts the key in. Really? Are you sure? Oh, I'm sure. Trust me.
So that everybody will listen, didn't I? All right, this is how it plays out in the
You'll knock your opponents down hard enough so they don't get back up.
And walk out of here with your winnings.
That's it. You'll need to fight.
Always friend?
We're not friends.
Get in the ring.
Damn, there was basically a hat stomach.
They're killing me!
Let's not stand on the platform!
Ah!
Stupid fucking grapple guys, man. They're fucking...
Bitch.
Stupid fucking...
How's a fair 2v1, dude?
Where's Greenway?
He's got one arm.
At least.
What, you said you're Bottles?
Lost to the J-Mount?
You again?
What's the matter? You missed the taste of blood in your mouth?
How do you remember what happened?
I got a game over, Scream.
Or that's enough!
No way!
Oh
But I'm not a social
I
Oh
He's doing screens
Come back tomorrow if you want to, mid-mom.
We could use a good pair of fists like yours around here.
Strangely things have happened.
Well?
I'm the chain of pain.
Bro! That was insane!
You wrecked those guys!
Like total surgical violence back there.
Like, I mean it. You've really kicked some serious ass.
Not someone who's entertained.
Thanks
I'm getting robbed
I'm dead
They actually robbed my ass, can you imagine if I got robbed there?
That was Shroud.
I do, I love when streamers are in my video games man, it's fucking awesome dude.
At least it was like a small cameo, you know what I mean?
Honestly, as far as video games cameos go, streamer cameos go, that one not that bad.
I have a...
Dabseeworth!
You cost me a lot of money!
Head of Adidas!
We speak as long!
Play for a meeting!
They can fight for me!
I fucking dodge
Hang on
What's the deal?
What do you want, man? Let me alone.
I can't shock him. I can't staff his eye.
Where was the gym?
Yeah, come on.
Winner.
Hey, tourists!
Over here, come run.
What?
What's the catch?
No catch.
Just guess correctly, and win this, Jahari, what many people consider to be one of
the most prized jewels here in the valley.
It's the truth.
And all you have to do is guess correctly.
Uhhh.
You know what?
I'm feeling lucky.
The tourist is feeling lucky everyone.
Alright Zen.
Here we go.
Wait, is it in the middle one?
It's in the middle.
Eyes on the jaw.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm gonna go in the middle.
Okay.
I'm gonna go in the middle.
I'm gonna go in the middle.
Okay.
I'm gonna go in the middle.
I can just see it.
I'm going to call... what?
I don't understand.
How did you do that?
Don't catch, eh?
Yeah, I don't know.
I can't believe it's real.
all stalled by the entrance to the market.
Can't believe it.
Is that a movie or something?
What was the trick without movie? Using your tech?
I mean, if he wasn't going very fast at all,
Sonny's making money.
There's probably no trick.
Don't worry.
And if it's money you need to make in your life,
you've come to the right place.
I'm your mother.
What do you want to know?
What's that I can tell you?
The tool of Chahari.
Certainly, yes.
You beat Ardyn at his game.
How did he take it?
He did.
Oh, all right, bad.
Here, best I can do right now.
My offer is final, too.
I'll take it.
You're doing business.
Thanks.
See you again handsome
Well, 100k, baby
Absolutely nothing like that
You swat us!
I'm just not gonna stop you!
You're the only one who can do this!
You like it, eh?
That's a very rare piece.
Hard to come by.
I'll tell you what.
For you, I can do it for...
5,000.
A good deal.
Give 1,000.
I told you.
It's very hard to come by.
And that's the price.
You know you better not fight.
I need 1500trygen, ok.
1000trygen and that is my final offer.
You got yourself a deal.
Thank you my friend you have made an excellent purchase.
Nice shirt.
I got the gorilla dude.
Let's gain some lead and find our lead.
You took your time, he's taking in my local sights.
I even made 100,000.
I have my taxi for your contribution.
All through.
Every city stays blue.
There's no ways to wish you well.
Try again.
I don't know what's wrong.
Hold on.
Wait, I can't use my vision.
Swanky, dude.
How's the venue, Dexter?
I want to talk to the DJ.
Yeah, the decks are glitching.
Might be the speakers, might be the generator.
You mind taking a look at that speaker while I check the mixer?
of the
of
the
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Traffic to be a DJ
We don't have time for this
Which music on or your brains on the wall
Am I blind?
Yellow paint.
Who is he looking at?
I should do it?
Yep.
Alright.
Our reward is a deed done good.
The same Peter will remember this at the pearly gates.
Of this guy over here.
Ooh!
Cyber truck.
I like rice, of course.
Something.
Ooh, Cybertruck.
Look at that. My kind of trouble.
Certainly is.
Jaguar Type 00.
I could buy my special collection.
New model in a room full of relics.
Bring any bells, Greenway.
Keep talking like that.
You might wind up buried out here.
worth it yeah just kill him now all we have the chance
take a place like this would have been shut down now control the chaos control
the flow on keep all marine play you always have eyes on the game
Take a look at those markings, Serbian.
You aren't kidding when you said about misconnections, Randy.
That's why my six continues to let him operate.
Here we go.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
Have a seat and get comfortable so we can begin the auction.
While some of you have been here before, I see some fresh faces amongst our buyers.
So, humor me while I go over our simple yet strict rules.
One, all bids must pass through the polygraph.
Two, should you fail the polygraph, you will be removed from the auction and forbidden to enter and left again.
Well, at least we know what the polygraph is for.
Shhh.
Lastly, bids are bound by blood.
There are no retractions.
Now, a quick technical trial.
Place your hand on the polygraph machine in front of you.
The truth, if you please.
Miss Pachan.
You do serve Mr. Grinale.
What's the security with your taunt idea?
Your turn, Mr. Konjevic.
I am Nicola Cognac. Good. Mr. Leone. If you can just come under, I represent the three storms.
And now to one of our newer faces. Go ahead, please, Mr.
Easy now.
Call me James. I'm just here for your derbs and pre-drinks.
I live down.
Excellent. Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, we begin with an opening bid from our new guests.
Gentlemen, the bid is yours.
Eight million US dollars.
A cash bid.
I'm afraid this isn't that kind of auction, my friend.
You have forfeited your opening position and the bid is now free.
safe passage to from and to all of our hearts no inspections no questions complete
and utter diplomatic plus private jet with armed escort for plasma for the
rest of his life now that is a real big anyone can't like such a dumb show man
safe passage is useful but only temporary I offer permanence my organization
will help fund and implement the next stage of infrastructure in a thrilling
aspect indeed but as a better one care to raise the states I suppose it is to
offers on the table to the table anyone care to beat them sabotage the
next offer you read my mind I offer the next election in Moritae the ruling
seat will be delivered and gift-bound nine million
all of which have been compromised of course
eight million one dollar
Well, that hasn't happened when we fight some pie.
What is this?
Something's wrong with it.
And Mr. Leon?
That is a mistake.
You may leave now.
Time to go, Mr. Leon.
Watch this, you're doing a chargéle, Po-Tongue.
Mr. Leon.
You said Po-Tongue.
You're making us feel.
We are done.
You have no idea what you're doing.
We will not accept this.
You're making us feel.
You're making us feel.
We are done.
You have no idea what you're doing.
We will not accept this.
You're making us feel.
We are done.
No idea what you're doing.
We will not accept this.
There will be consequences.
Can't do that again.
Apologies for Mr. Lyon's transgression.
Sometimes emotions do tend to run high,
but mistakes are based.
Would anyone else care to make a bid?
Going once.
How's your chance?
Going twice.
Anyone?
Bond.
Skorkius and all affiliated organizations have been expunged from the lab.
Now that is what I call a wonderful offer.
The floor remains open, and then the bar has suddenly been raised.
Surely, someone has something to offer.
I'd say, from this end of the world, every weapon used by my subordinates,
I believe, self-powerful and ultimate will come only from the hands of tough,
exclusive contrast with unlimited volume.
I like it. Going once, going twice,
or out of time, do something to beat his offer, or this is over.
Three decades of MI6 intel.
What? Oh, he's here.
How do you propose delivering this intelligence?
Oh, I'm an MISist.
It would appear the honeymoon is over.
One TX-1000 Marauder drone sold to the boldest...
newest buyer in the room.
Oh, I swear to you.
Thank you, everyone.
Enjoy the rest of your stay here in LF.
LF and you two gentlemen, please join me over here if you will
Did we just traffic their boss dude
Congratulations on your purchase gentlemen one of my men will be with you shortly to settle the bill
The Englishman
Where is he? You need to be a little more specific than that the X5 outness hiding
Where is he?
Look around. You have no power here.
Wrong.
I murdered three of our agents in cold blood.
Bavna broke the rules. He's finished.
Your king's reign is over. Nice try.
Pay attention, Picard. You only have one choice to make here.
You can stay with Bavna, but you'll go down with him and your watch as we turn this whole place to dust.
Or, you could take the throne, and our superiors will continue to turn a blind eye to all that goes on here.
Or don't you want to be king?
Throw in box seats at the menu and we have a deal.
a bosh cut for 100.
Yes, we can do.
We both know that's not true.
Fine.
Done.
Well, it appears you have some sway after all.
You coming?
Neil, fix yourself.
Boboosh, man, you! They've all seen the train.
Underneath you'll find a boat. A gift from Bhavna when he first arrived.
A small slice of English civility here in the middle of the desert.
That's where you'll find your flay.
How do we get to it?
By boat.
Follow me this way, gentlemen.
The fox always has more than one exit.
Bond, you head out on foot so we can't look out the back.
And you take me to that bush.
See ya.
If they were no nasty surprises, the left would be yours by the weekend.
Bond, on here.
Talk to me.
Where are we?
Our lead gave us 009's location.
Headed there on foot through what looks like a makeshift port and Greenway
taking the scenic route. All right, I'll update him. Good luck.
Whoa.
Actually would have hurt, bruh.
Bond, I just pulled South's light imagery of the area. There's a lot of heavy activity on and off the water.
So watch your step in there. Copy that.
Nice.
wall paint tutorial
are we in laser?
Oh, we're getting stoned, look!
Poor guy.
Fuck, dude, I used my laser, man.
I don't want this.
We holstered it though.
We holstered the AK.
Oh, it was battery.
I think that's enough.
I think that's a no.
Well, this guy likes football.
What?
Sorry about that.
Oh, can't climb it.
What up, guys?
This is a gay man that was seeing my ass, and that was seeing my ass instantly.
Yeah, they about to see my ass because I'm about to disrespect them hard.
Okay, they're mad.
I think we are proceeding in the wrong direction.
Ah, do we? I wanted some battery.
unless you intend to use it.
Greenway, how come you be sure Arlie hasn't gone straight to Batman?
He's walking us right into an ambush.
Arlie wants a left. He's been waiting for a chance like this.
Let's see what he does.
Let's hope you're right.
Stamberg, Shifty Tray.
I'm not letting you.
Bitspunch.
I'm sure combat needs us to get back to it.
They don't want to wonder what goes on.
It's a fucking camera.
It'll do to us.
Relax. Let's get back to work and keep our heads down and shoot down.
You saw what happened to Aziz.
Let that be a warning to anyone who thinks they can steal from Batman.
He has eyes everywhere. Now get to work.
I want this place played tonight.
And don't forget about the Englishman.
I'm expecting a delivery.
We're out to know what's in the bag.
We can in if you have any questions.
We'll be back in a minute.
I'm going to go on now.
Oh, he's close.
Let's see.
What the hell was that that's so weird
What
They're not ready to fight that, let's go.
They're at.
Come on, you take it.
He's finished.
Don't stop.
I mean it.
He blocks my one weakness.
I kinda want to shoot this.
Bad guy Junior makes for 7?
Wait.
Wait. Oh man, I want to see what's on the computer.
What the guns got?
What the hell was that?
control of the left. The agency needs assets like Ali. Let's say a terrorist group is planning
an attack on British soil. Then let's say a group travels here to pull up for it.
What is?
Looking for an agent who's job that. Enough scot is coming now bro.
Get that brozer.
I can't bug a T.
I can't bug a T.
Yeah, he threw me gently and I fell over, dude.
Ooh, I sprayed my ankle.
Lazarus dick. I don't want to use my gadget.
Because it, like, almost fully depletes him.
And all that crap fell out.
Shit.
Yeah, Glittery Slime eats in critical planning.
The thousands of feet as we have are really high-value targets.
Yeah.
Goodbye.
Okay, man.
Yeah, that's definitely what I wanted to.
I
Yes
Take it easy. I was just with Ali at the auction
You said I could take a look around your operation fine. Don't get in anyone's way
You won't even know I'm here
Second plane not a lot.
Just killed two guys.
Third edge here.
Yeah, we have full poop juice.
Dude, let's go snitch all these guys.
Let's go snitch all these guys.
Tim.
I hit the wrong button.
I fucking did he combo'd into a grab I've never they've never done that dude
I fucking vaulted ever that by accident
Oh, that's not that is not I don't think anybody's been in what I wanted to do there
So
And for funsies...
Alright.
I can't believe Darnit that guy and them doing that actually worked.
She's my AK-47.
All right, we got the blue paint. Thank you.
I hope this guy's got enough to date tetanus shot, man. Jesus Christ.
No quick slide down, though.
classic booby trap grenade attached to string
I can't run.
Where are they called booby traps in the way up?
Any lore masters?
There's only boobs run into them?
Hmm.
What the fuck?
I'm more worried about the ones we can't see. Break a beam and trigger those mines, Becky will be scraping you off the deck.
Any idea how to disarm?
Negative. But lasers react to particles in the air, that should help you circumvent them, and not get blown up.
Noted. Meet you at the cabin door.
circumvent them and not get blown up noted meet you at the cabin door
okay
Holy shit!
Got my ass, dude.
Oh, so he likes chess?
He was just trying to mind his own business, go to the chess championship, dude.
Then he heard MI6 is going to crash, so he was like,
are I going to kill these dumb motherfuckers, dude?
of
the
go ahead laser tripmines team i'm all worried about the ones we can't see break a beam and trigger
those yellow paint you're scraping you off the deck any idea how to disarm negative but
lasers react to particles in the air that should help you circumvent them oh wait not get blown
out noted you at the cabin door I know this was safe no wasn't
why'd we get over there where I never did
but we just climb on the side of the boat just for it here he's in the
middle of a game. What is this? God damn it!
I'm sorry about that dirt!
I'm more worried about the ones we can't see. Break a beam and trigger those mines,
Becky will be scraping you off the dead.
Okay, we trained a kid man for this.
But lasers react to particles in the air, that should help you circumvent them and not
get blown up.
Noted.
Meet you at the cabin door.
I wonder...
Surely you can do a little jump, big man.
Oh, whoops.
Is that the boat?
Oh, we got a moving one.
Fancy.
How we do that?
I swear I'm getting baited by these by the way.
If it comes to it, do not hesitate to put him down on you.
You're about to get backstabbed by this guy, man.
All clear.
Gone.
An hour ago, maybe less.
Christ.
Got your blood out slowly while they worked him over.
Then why not just shoot him and be done with a mess?
Well clearly they were trying to make a point.
There's something in his mouth.
The deer.
Diamonds, flakes.
Or you must have really rubbed someone up the wrong way.
Take a look around. See if we can figure out what transpired between 009 and his uninvited
house guests. Fine. I guess. What did you get yourself into, Beckett?
His name's fucking Beckett.
Oh, he likes guitar, dude.
Aw.
He was a human, just like us.
Yesterday's UK newspapers.
He was keeping up with things.
All those people.
Damn you, Beckett.
Same bomb materials I saw in Slovakia.
More evidence to support his lunatic agenda.
There's no way he's dead, right?
Oh, list of recruits.
You're in it.
There's a note.
It says...
Remember this.
That was Operation Spyglass.
Operation Spyglass.
A telescope in the other room.
I can't be a coincidence.
So you knew 009?
I thought I did.
What about the symbol?
Recognize it?
No. We have everything we need.
Let's go.
Let's go. I think he wants us to see something to tell us go. I need to go and take a look I
Will make me so go
Give me a freaking second you
Should we be worried about this
promoted the head of MI6.
Alan, please add details here.
Murderer.
The telescope.
I think it's safe to say he had a bit of a thing for you.
Clearly.
The telescope.
Didn't you want to take a look?
Looks as though things were moved around.
Maybe he was in the middle of redecorating.
Well, maybe it was his killer.
Or killers.
Yeah, the recruits.
Monroe, Brighton, Ash, Sian, Kinsley.
Looks like he was following the rebooted 00 program.
Of course he was.
He had eyes on the apartment.
He had eyes everywhere from the look of him.
That's me.
What do you call this?
I call it a picture of you.
Deadline will find you.
I think these latitude notes were elsewhere in the game.
Okay
Then I have both would suck dude, please
That's him on the back of the Patriots to be out there
I
Think up
Marking on the back of this picture of you and him. That's just a logo on that ship out there
That's where he wants to go. He's dead on
His own men killed him because he got greedy. Case closed, job done.
I'm really not interested in going sightseeing in the asshole of nowhere.
Only you to make the connection to Operation Spy-Bross.
Tell us he is. He's telling us something.
We'll know if we don't take a look.
Fine.
But don't be surprised if this is nothing more than a ruse to finish off what he started in Slovakia.
Only one way to find out.
What's up, guys?
Housekeeping, I presume.
Oh, no.
Oh
No
Boff, Mom. How is it that you hear every whisper in every corner of a left? And I answer. I
built a left with my will, my blood, my whole self. This city is an extension of my being,
my body. Today, it became infected. And as we all know, if an infection is left untreated,
the body can become rotten, sicken, and die. That infection, greed.
Maybe we shouldn't have talked about this in front of like three other guards.
or in our case cut out and serve our craft what are they getting the awww
our asses
the girls
close
our old friend was just the appetizer
Did you really believe you could come here and poison the lefts well of trust?
I think not.
Now, you die.
How do you know he was working for us? It's a little bit stupid.
Batman, where am I? Six?
You've been offering terrorists wanted behind treason.
And a bombing in Slovakia that killed a lot of civilians and our agents!
No!
A real terrorist!
Here in our great city?
The only terrorists in our home are the two of you.
Am I six nos we're here?
You kill us, it'll be the end of the left as you know it!
You are a funny man.
Creamway backed me up here.
Great. Just great.
Courses out cold.
Into the pit with them!
I'm surprised at how often we have laid out great sender spies.
Well for Christ's sake, Creamway, wake up!
This conversation bores me.
Drop it. And let us watch the sands run red.
Come on, come on, come on, wait for me!
What the hell have you gotten us into?
It'll help, please.
Bing Ting.
Bing Foster.
Harmony.
That's his sister.
No.
That if this is an attempt at deceiving me,
I will erase your entire bloodline.
Now, one more time.
Harmony. We know where she is. We have a location. Get them out of there! Now!
Just that easy. If James Bond had been listening to the debris if he knew that, or he didn't know that they know, but he coulda-
My men brought your Land Rover out for you.
Thanks.
I'll be honest, this turn of events is most unexpected.
I assumed you'd be child by now, so I gifted that Land Rover of yours to my bodyguard, Nini.
Today is a special day.
It's her birthday.
Well, let me guess, you have a baby, isn't you happy with this?
Top 1% creep blocker, by the way.
What's this, please?
Oh, and before you leave, I would suggest checking in and around your seats for any surprises.
What kind?
Scorpion kind.
She's a thing for them.
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned for land run.
Indeed.
Damn copyright limited.
Just be going.
Good luck out there.
I hope you do find what you're looking for.
Get in.
You're driving.
they'll have no uh scorn or land rover tm
interesting so you don't have to sell it
yeah that's one way to put it, the lost sister right?
Right. I'll get out of jail, guard.
There's your ship. If there's something you want to get off your chest...
Please, can you jack off that for some time?
Why didn't we go directly to Barton over the information we have in the system?
Why wait until the very last second to play your hand up?
We do not give up valuable information if we can get what we want for free.
Look how the Land Rover handles the terrain, you think that was in the ad agreement?
I need you to design a rugged terrain for our people's lives.
How do you deal with this funnel, dude?
All of this.
All this
That's what it looked like in the picture of the two of you
We went through the program together
And they expected you to hunt him down
Orders are orders, Bond
Besides, we stopped being friends the moment the man betrayed the crown
I don't know what happened to the other two agents, why did I just go to the channel to
get them?
I didn't make a difference either, because when 009 got away they just buried the case,
I've been shot at the double-end branch and had me chocky at death for the past 10 years.
As a reminder of my failure.
Look at them shock absorbers.
Here in the P.M.
I've seen the chagrin of fright.
And now, here we are.
In the middle of the desert chasing clues on the side of a shipwreck from a dead train.
While we wait for the other shoes.
Those blond twins.
You ever come across them before?
No.
The one he is still with.
Niko and Terro murder.
Soko, the Finnish security service, calls them...
The Great White.
Where?
That.
And because they're silent killers.
Frankly, I'm amazed you survived the fight.
Next time I'll finish it.
I mean, we'll go and beat them.
If you can find a way to get us across.
That was my plan.
One down. One to go. Man, I gotta climb up there, dude. Wait. I can't even...
Thea is how Mike Tyson says CIA.
Oh.
I want to see if there was like a cool collectible like a pirate grill up here.
down you fool. Can anyone climb like that in the chat? Can you climb a pipe? It's pretty
easy? What if you're like really like overweight and out of shape?
Let's push on.
Asking for a friend.
Why didn't this motherfucker just give us a boat?
I once threw myself off of a three-story building and survived.
W trauma dump?
I'm glad you survived.
Just kidding, I died.
Oh, they weren't sponsored by Sea Rover.
Oh, what is that?
Cold War Short-Hand for marking safe rooms in the field.
What's it doing here?
He wants us to see something.
Oh, so now you believe it?
Is the
Is the carpet in a real place? BTW? I assume so.
Now you made it up. W?
I love what he's done with the place.
Very rustic. Take a look around for more markings. And watch your step.
Not an easy jump, boys. That's a four-block jump easy, dude.
I
Have a booby trap here
But
But are you there? What the hell have you been? I know just hanging around
Not to be fed to a bit of crocodiles by bad math
After we found Beckett beating the torches in his boat house, he's dead. Yeah, very much so
We did not confirm that also the record, huh? There's no way they just kill that guy, right?
Maybe
That would be such a difficult thing to do physically.
Let's see what these do.
Oh.
I'm not like saying it like...
You're not that same as you.
Oh, it's so unrealistic, but like, damn.
That's crazy.
There's another mocking.
This game's sponsored by Tetnis Shot.
Sponsored by Moderna, actually.
How come I don't get to keep these grenades?
I'm on my ninth COVID booster feeling great.
Need you help with this?
Can't do much from here.
I'm only out like my fifth, dude.
This guy's mocking me.
Think there's something on the other side of that hatch.
Yeah. Probably another one of his cramps.
Well, if it is, at least we get to go out together with a bang.
Bang.
Thanks.
Look, I really don't believe this is a ploy to lead us into a trap.
You did.
Look at all the trouble he's gone to.
The picture on the boat, the transworld logo, the glyphs only the Q-lands can see.
I think Beckett died to protect whatever's in there, knowing that you would find it.
Still, it doesn't change the fact that he blew up a hotel killing our people, your
friends.
Turned his back on King and Country.
He's the guy who's been putting dog medicine on his knuckles to toughen them up.
I actually have seen that guy.
He can do static electricity.
I haven't seen that guy's videos in like, more than a year.
talk about being paranoid didn't do anything here take a look through those
crates
bonds for pettys sake take it easy non-pustin they prepped it's the shame
to to oh yeah he puts him to shame bro two cans of beans and some shoes damn this
This guy was prepared for it.
Holy fuck, dude.
What if instead of that line, the people who made this game were like, Bond, Colin, where's
the toast?
Where's this?
Hire me.
He wasn't leaving anything to chance.
I
Was machine pistols shoulder mounted he see come
Do the guys he's doing a stinger
Suppose that even the odds when the lights go down
Reloading press he was making his own ammunition
That is at least survival skill 9, dude.
Okay, cool flip, man.
Just got Wingstop, duh.
You gotta open it a certain way, otherwise it's gonna emulate.
That's the first thing you know, dude!
if these catches on either side.
Now turn them until they're horizontal at the same time.
And open it.
Hey, Presto.
We're not dead.
What is it?
Probably a knife.
Looks like he wasn't the culprit.
He was the target.
What was that?
It's near the shoe.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
let's hear the shoe
we were followed
tell you what set off yeah
i still don't trust her
come on are you okay
no i'm fine
we got company coming
a lot of it
oh god i have a word there
Same on the use of that hand.
Yeah, that hand for the case.
But we got the straight shot.
Keep moving!
Keep moving!
I'll look at the line.
I'll look at the line.
Oh, no!
Hey, you!
Hey!
I won't!
Good shittish!
Well played infinite ammo guard well played fucking got my ass
Wait what?
Did I have a gun last time?
I did
It's just me
I'm just picking up guns man
I'll be wounded!
I'm dead! I'm dead!
Alright!
I'm wounded!
You're on?
What the fuck?
Two more die!
I can do it!
Beat him ass!
What difficulty is this?
Uh, giga-hard?
Go on
Greenway, yeah
There's an army of them keep pushing forward while I work on our backup
Oh
What the best old
What the hell are you doing?
What is happening?
What is actually happening?
What is happening? What is actually happening?
I'm fucking dead!
Yeah, we're in there.
Oh, these cool explosives we're gonna use.
He took a second of the ball.
Alright, well played, good grenade, dude.
Oh dude.
What the?
I was expecting to jump across.
Can you jump across him?
Maybe not.
Maybe you don't grab the sniper rifle?
I was trying to use the ammo on my first gun first because he gets so little, but you
know.
You just tell me to do something so I can call you fucking bitch and stuff.
It's not being a little bitch about it, it's like a little passive wrestle bitch.
Ooh, don't get this dangerous!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh god.
What the fuck?
Yes, you have.
There's gotta be a way to swap this camera, dude.
Still too lazy to look.
Take that, nothing.
oof
oof
oof
oof
oof
oof
oof
oof
I'm going to shoot that
out
of
oof
oof
We've only been shot like 50 times, I think we could give you a...
Oh, trud!
Oh, trud!
Where's another Land Rover?
Wait a second.
Wait, the ant worked, yeah.
Huh?
There's a fuck- It's double now.
Why's the guy wearing the- What was the Dark Souls one guy that did like the fat dad?
What was his name?
He's got the fat dad mask on.
Yeah
They showed the twins. Yeah, the guy in the middle was wearing a mask though
That's fucking idiot
I'm fine.
All right.
I'm a warmarker.
I'm gonna get the stuff. I'm cleaning it up.
Jason! Tell me if another guy's here! Thank you!
Thank you.
Why didn't you give me that before?
One more minute, one more!
What do we use now? Harsh language?
Give it a shot.
Any last words?
No.
Nothing. Not even a good job, Bond. You would have made a great double O.
Nothing sprints to mind.
Ha ha!
Yeah, we never got to see the evidence, by the way.
Well, that's that.
What happened?
What do you think happened?
009 did it, his muscle killed him, end of story.
He can't be serious after what we found.
We have no evidence, Fod.
The M needs an open and shut case.
So what's our next move?
Our next move?
It's to go home, Bond.
It's the go-home bomb
Yeah, why didn't we take pictures he was we were literally taking pictures before we found her in the boat
Hmm go home how are you okay with this?
That's the beauty of orders. You don't have to like oh
Boy fucking London traffic
town for a few days. Blow off some steam, no worries, just do nothing. More has been
asked of lesser men.
Alright, we'll continue Thursday. Good stopping point. Is this a Land Rover? Yeah. In the
Land Rover. In the Range Rover.
you