MOONMOON
da gauntlet (hardcore freelancer variations !mod while taking silent assassin when it is offered as a prestige objective)
05-29-2026 · 7h 10m
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Good evening.
Oracle non-stop in Lemoria, an S-E-E-R-D-STOP-A in Aesthetic Ethics 4, Jobby.
Good buff today.
Thanks, THE BEEF.
swanthers and shorenecks for the bits god's or sorry for god so sorry sign
sign super guess it's for seven
what is this
I remember to be greasy today.
I will be soon, will be soon, I will be soon, eventually.
Big Dusty 0-9-10 and Commander Pepper and Shnissia.
No places, Jenny, Wee-Wee, SuperGasix for 7.
Slice, Slice, Thanks for subbing Caster Jack and Arulia and the little little little little
Make Moppa Google D's Nuts and you're subbing the Big Dusty, thanks for resu...
Do this IRL, uh, Otago.
That was that.
Hard to be the extra thing to find out, soobz.
Bad.
Do this IRL, chud.
I would like to start with a New York.
Daps you up with a cheesy gordita crunch.
Do they got those in England?
They got Taco Bells?
You know, I came to the realization recently that I have the soap cilantro gene, I think.
That sucks.
Bro, it can't be that good.
Not loser!
Clearly, spam and self-control and cynical constantly earlier.
It tastes like how stink bugs smell to you.
That's just a baby palette?
No man, just a...
I mean, it doesn't taste exactly like soap, man,
but that shit don't taste good, though.
You know what I mean?
Do you know what I am saying?
I have a strong man palette.
Very adult palette.
It tastes kind of like soap to me but it doesn't taste bad.
Hey, maybe you like soap?
The overpowers every other taste no matter how little you use.
True.
Watching Balda because everyone else is playing boring as POE2?
I'm not gonna lie, I turned on uh...
Turned on Twitch and look around.
Lot of people playing Po too, bro.
That's cool.
Word up.
It's way better now.
I like PoE too.
my glasses are not on correctly you're playing poop too one point it should be
out in December.
He's great.
Go sleigh queen.
What build are you doing for the current P.O.E. league?
I'm not playing.
Thank you for being a gay icon and role model.
I didn't think I was that good.
Spam. Thanks for seven. He says you'd be double or seven. I did I did talk a pro and cynical fix again
Spotted the wheel and loom sack or
When I rank it I gave it a seven out of ten and I cited the gameplay as being it's downside and everything else kind of being
It's upside
Can you dig it suck
Dock, I'm not the stripping one, sir.
Did he say Bond James Bond at the end?
Welcome to New York.
Not quite.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
That's unique.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
in my your favorite chatter.
Um,
I don't see nothing.
Okay.
Um,
chatter, tierless.
You fucking climb this bitch?
Oh my God.
You go check it out.
No worries.
I'm used to fucking double the shit.
Holy moly rape me.
Are you chill?
You guys chill?
Rank me? You're chill?
I'm used to the other hand right now. Holy chill.
Frank, fuck you chatter.
Fuck you.
Hmm, I'm thinking it's crowbar time.
Wait, won't the gas escape?
Uh-oh.
be a little warm in here oh wait I gotta wait for this guy to be in there
maaaan
afterward we went to this little diner over on the fifth
stranger's thing he's a freemason and a member of a local lodge since I was a
little kid he told me that Milton fits Patrick
blah blah blah blah you don't need to go running and get knocked out to you
really? blah blah blah freemason blah blah blah 33 rules or levels of secrecy
Oh, yeah, it only activates when we turn the AC on, I forgot.
Dude, go in there.
It's so cool in there right now.
Oh, I'm blowing fucking clouds.
I'm gonna shot yourself in public today.
Nice.
I can't wait for this guy to knock himself out.
Gunshot.
Unfortunately, we have the Giga Silent one.
And I walk forward and then see your colleagues pass out on the evil poison gas.
Nothing here.
Returning to post.
You good?
I hate this guy. This guy sucks.
He actually ever actually ripped off your toenail.
Nah, it's always been on purpose.
One time I had the handlebar of my trick-a-bike
ball on my big toe,
and it like cracked in the middle.
I still have that divot today
What was the was the trick wicked no, I wasn't doing a trick I just dropped my bike on my toe
Is that
Sir can't leave that here. You gotta be kidding me. I can't leave it there cuz you have to clean it up
Glass rain this is a
Crap, I'm gonna knock you out dude
Oh shit, there we go there command yeah, it looks like an accident this one is going to grow
You go in there
Dude, go on.
Okay, the clouds actually don't hurt me.
Come over here.
Hiya!
How ya gone?
This is what we saved the nail for?
Wait, we don't have to do this though.
Where's the deposit coin?
Tomapo and Danlodex for 7?
Just practicing my gun brandishing for World War 3.
Did I catch the Squeaks versus the Burnt Peanut exhibition match last night?
Nah man, I missed that one.
Sorry.
Was that hype?
Please say it was fucking hype dude.
Please say it was hype.
Please.
How come you're never invited?
I don't like doing collabs.
That's why.
I don't like it.
You want to know why?
Here's a good answer to your question, actually, chatter.
So I can't read dumbass...
doing a collab means I can't read a dumbass comment like that one, dude.
That's just straight up.
Well, we'll be done before closing time.
Again, I'm really sorry, but Fred's keeps coming down here.
Well, at least it's not as bad as that time in Queens.
Remember that?
Ugh.
The 6,000 city-concentrated files we had to tape together.
You did that?
Yeah, because I'm not collabing right now, which means I could read my chat.
Just sayin', maybe.
This isn't so terrible, after all.
There are always worse cases out there.
I guess I'm mostly frustrated because of all the secrecy we can't talk to so you like ring my dumb ass comments
Yeah, normally it's more entertaining than others free with you
99% of the fucking time it is it is
For me personally
I guess you're right now if you want to see fucking iron man and superman play minecraft together
That's your own fucking prerogative dude, but I'm almost 40 bro. I don't give a fuck if Peter Griffin's important
You know what I mean? Excuse me
some people help yourselves
do not pick up the bomb we was talking about do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
now you're just saying things to be hurtful dude me when me with Peter Peter
Super Saiyan Blue Peter Griffin goes into Fortnite.
Yeah!
Ledge!
Ledge!
Yes!
Finally!
They're finally playing together!
I forgot how I- oh, I normally have a lockpick when I come here.
What's a fucking loser, dude?
Do the syndrome from Incredibles pose?
Hmm, you may be going to the club tonight, but I'll be watching an AT&T Stream tournament
on Twitch.
I'm gonna wait for this lady to open this door open.
Wait, where's the- no, we gotta go in here.
Don't I have the key?
Depends.
Do you consider a crowbar to be a key?
not moving. Bitch.
Hike.
I think we can croak.
Let's try. This is important intel to have, actually.
Alright, we good, we good.
Come on, ma'am. You've had a little too much to drink.
Oh, that's not gonna do it.
I think she's the only one who walks by it.
My hope will never die.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
I'm sad that I wasted the chloroform, guys.
I needed that.
I need that running homie I knock him down I knock him down
Run it homie.
Need that.
I gotta kill you.
I can't believe it.
Nothing to report.
I did everything.
I mean, true it.
How did you...
You're a guy.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
I'm a human.
How many guns we got, we only got one.
And then we go here.
And then we drop that.
Too fucking bad.
Now we double check.
Okay, he's facing the correct direction, that's not what we wanted.
you investigated reporter? I lost your estimate of the one cross-battery.
That expression? Uh-oh. Wow, Jason Wolfman,
he hates you. So, um...
Yes, go put the gun away, bitch. I'm sorry? I don't know what you're talking about.
My name is, yeah. Is he an ass? I'm a...
Yes, do as you're told. Right.
What? No, no. I'm not. I'm here to see you.
Oh, damn. Glad you're on our side.
I'll be forced to alert security.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Dude, what the hell?
Why is this guy looking over here?
You're being really weird.
You really look like him.
Come to the director's office.
I feel like giving them a bit.
Whoa, dude.
I'm just gonna shoot her dude. I want the money.
When are we doing the Marshall Mathers mission? It's not available.
Let's do it!
Yeah, this guy's really quiet.
What's up?
Oh fuck.
Thank you.
I'm up here excuse me well someone's getting the Moderna massacre right now
Why didn't that work I didn't have it out
you
Fuck you
Oh, no, no
Uh-oh hammer getting help wait curl bar
What what you're holding
mmmmm we should be ok
explain how you knew it was me you master
I don't want to kill you when I want the money dude
Wait, who saw us as the bodyguard?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Shit, I'm down. Yes, you are
Suppose I'll be stepping then
Suppose I'll be ski daddling
Have we talked to everyone? No, I think I saw him go into the bathroom. I cast a brave damage. I conjured
CT!
You need anything?
Done.
Just in time, man.
Oh.
She is not the courier, guys.
Yes!
Oops!
I gotta... I gotta get a shot on this bit.
hmmm, yes
it will be most unfortunate when you proceed in your normal route only to be crushed by the chandelier
farewell fool
farewell fool
farewell fool
farewell fool
farewell fool
farewell fool
I don't know why that happened.
I think I'll use my group
Great now they're hunting me bro
Give it a rest
weird yes that was meant for you know you don't have to go about it why did I
throw that up there
Hmm, would you be interested in... a gun?
Mayhaps?
You're making us all feel safe.
Sure.
Don't mind if I stand right here.
For no reason.
You smell nice.
Please get out of my face!
Sorry.
Yo, we could bomb this guy. Yeah.
Why didn't I think of that?
I got...
Bombs...
Calling...
A bomb, bomb, bomb...
BOOM!
BOMB-A!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll correct you later.
Mmm.
You think back on a double seven was trying to separate expectations of the genre, but
they completely lack a fit with a deal, left me wanting more.
Couldn't have said it better myself, fella.
Could not have said it better myself.
Let's do the pistol.
Me when there's a fib but no dip.
What?
So I think it's double or seven I missed it.
It was I. Not bad.
New bit, please. The Shadow thinks I'm doing bits. I'm not just stimming.
Getting a blood feature would be cool in M.A.M. maybe.
Dude, they got Dr. Fantastic in Vorizmo and come into Fortnite, dude.
That's literally my dream.
It's happening.
I'm not going to play a ballerin tournament, dude.
In Fortnite.
What?
What?
What?
This cannot be!
I'm gonna play the IO Interactive Austin Powers game.
They do an okay movie game, so maybe...
I'm not like a big Austin Powers fan, but...
Yeah baby yeah.
Tiktok influencers in my double O7 game. I actually missed uh, so I've never even seen this guy. Is the pointing guy?
Literally never heard of him.
You think the anchor for Bond did a good job despite the game?
I think most people...
Wait, I know he's supposed to be kind of young in that game, but most people like a middle-aged
shapes bomber.
Normally, he's better.
He's okay.
It wasn't bad.
He literally does yo-taga the whole game.
He does smirk a lot.
He does smirk a lot.
That's not wrong.
My POE Gamer sometimes.
Oh my hockey, what the fuck?
Young Bond has always been a smarmy shithead.
He wasn't even like particularly smarmy.
the syndicate is currently operating in the area find them and eliminate but be careful
they're on high alert we don't want them to slip away good luck 47
hey what the hell are you guys doing
kill only targets eh i suppose this could be arranged
Okay, go.
No!
Dude, no fall.
You good?
I mean, if it's an accident, does it even really count as my fall?
I never noticed this ledge before.
I
Said man said doing some helicopter stuff
Sure thing guy, what's up?
Look I can't keep flying you like this I just came off 24-hour shift
I want some you want the Austin special
Oh, yeah, this is escalated out of control
I just gotta kill the drug dealer dude.
Yes, come kiss big boy.
No.
No, I don't want that.
We have no idea who we're looking for
It's very bad for you right now my friend
Who are you seriously this guy what is this problem?
Why do you come in here?
Who said you could do that?
Invisible. Invisible.
He takes the pills it's his meds are there pills in here
What the fuck yeah, it's terrible what happened that guy's naked he's gonna get a hippothermia
It's talking about him being naked.
I'm a blower, thanks for almost 30 million digits, which is cool, thanks for 7 Scansask
and Team's Leaf and pseudo-leaf, so...
Dude, I hope this guard collabs with that guard one day.
Holy fuck, that would be awesome.
holes a result it's over now unfortunately he got away where's that
either
hmm oh hands you your clothes come on come on get up snap out of it we chill man
Affirmative, solid copy of one actual. Bagging and tagging in, lost found.
It's gone. Out.
Ah, let me out of this closet, you fuck.
I should just kill all of you.
And he fared dead, jokes say. No, it's mainly you guys.
And honestly, it's a little immature, if I'm being honest.
Grow up
Hmm
And when you've ever noticed that there's a big chunk of hair missing from the top of your head really
Yeah, I've noticed that I have noticed that
Next stop lost and found
Okay
Yeah, I think it's all right. Food's decent. Most of the people here I have noticed that
They're so fucking darn Jesus
Where's the fucking safe
looking at the beautiful fish serene in their simple existence takes the
stress right out of me do you have any tricks like that I do yoga it's good for
the body and the soul it's actually fun addiction why it's fucking nervous
Ah, right here.
How did you can tell me? Is it true?
What's up?
How come they stopped talking? Am I that awkward, dude?
Hey, guys, what's up?
Mr. Jason Portman.
Hi, I'm on top of Mount.
Please come to the hospital.
Yes, it's a good situation.
I need a second of your time, tough guy.
Yeah, what's up?
Don't do it!
Jason!
My doctor has caught you from appointment.
Please proceed to the hospital.
No survivors.
Quack, I can't go...
Maaaaan...
No survivors!
If I throw you from this extremely exclusive billionaire resort, will you die?
Good day to you, sir.
They extremely pay for it.
Hey, wait a minute.
Nah, that was normal guy behavior.
You may have me mistaken for unnormal guy.
Who does weird stuff.
Probably put my finger on it.
Is that Guard?
But he got a mask on.
Like the gear.
Thanks, I'm your boss. Don't forget that.
I'm not sure I've seen you before.
Who are you? Anyone know this asshole? Is he your boyfriend or something?
Freeze, freeze!
What the hell?
A lot of men kissing in this level, huh?
What do you want to put your penis in my mouth, don't you?
This level is based on your search history.
Oh, no.
You got it.
You get it!
Just come back if you need more.
You get it!
No, no, no, that's the Yakuza one.
You hanging out?
What you doing?
Dying?
Yeah, hey, man!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear on the Sim kit.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear on the syndicate.
Then I'll teach you to use the one-way mirror to watch people have baths.
Maybe the instructor's gone into hiding because he's afraid of her.
You fucking creep!
One dawn, and she'll be gone.
Yeah, maybe I'll just be calm and calm instead.
Please stop slurring into a chat.
We've got a good attitude, we've got a good one.
Very inconsiderate.
Maybe you can tell me, is it...?
Shut up.
even with the added security this is the most relaxing gig I've ever had
Syndicate member eliminated well done 47
I can't believe I can't believe I didn't like alert the guy next to us
what was that if you touch the top of this new approach of consulting work I don't know
I got double tanto
I mean, I'm flugging in.
Okay, I gotta pull you away though, some of the walls open.
Time to flug and blow this joint. I say flug in there by the way, what's up, fucking?
It's like a new quirk.
Huh?
Why am I-
That bomb looks exactly like the makeshift one I make every round.
Okay.
Looks exactly like it.
I've honestly never used a proximate explosive in this game ever.
I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Please, I deserve this. No!
I'm laughing so hard that happened to me the other day.
Dude, yeah, chat's talking all this shit, bro. Dude, you don't...
You just don't get it, man.
I can't believe it.
I was like, why didn't it make that noise?
That was the proximity bomb army, by the way.
I need to go to New York!
No one is opera in New York.
You once threw an explosive baseball, I'm gonna be thinking it was a normal distraction.
I've never done that.
But if I watched you do it, I would call you a fucking moron.
Let's be clear.
I would say, I would say, you are a fucking stupid piece of shit and I hope you die.
I hope you understand.
Which one is this?
Yeah, I think.
Well, we got one more legendary Pistola.
Unless I lost it, I forgot. Nope.
How am I supposed to blind guard?
And then we're gonna bring the sniper rifle.
Why did the bomb in my ass go off?
Dude, you know how it is, man.
I'm flicking now.
Chorp equals Chorp.
Dude.
They're out there.
file's theme begins to play. I want to believe. Is that what you think the x-files theme
sounds like. I didn't I never really watched X-Files so I was kind of doing like a I was
kind of scatting a little bit. I know that the X-Files had Jack Black in an episode.
How many times do you fold before you wipe? Excellent question.
Jack Black's number one fan, Moon Moon.
I used to be a Jack Black fan.
Did I ever think the guy who was talking about cocked push-ups would be like literally quoted
by my child in like a movie 30 years afterwards?
No.
No.
Chicken Jackie.
Chicken Jackie.
Chicken.
Chicken.
Chicken.
The first appearance of Tenacious Dean Filth was Biodome.
I'm talking about the Pauly Shore movie?
Why do I know that?
I don't know anything about movies.
I don't know anything about movies.
Welcome to New York. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
This motherfucker again, man.
Take them down and do what you do best. However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
I know about the bank robber costume. I do not get to talk about the unsilenced legendary shock.
I do not care. I do not care.
Boom!
All right.
Now I need to become somebody.
Evil grin.
You turn the corner and you see Floto with the sniper.
Watch your panic.
Hey.
Get member eliminated. Well done, 47.
I don't know if I can kill one of these guys.
Brrrr, prrrr, prrrr, prrrr.
AHH!
Wait, I should have killed him with a sniper.
I'm just gonna take a look at the game.
Man, look at the cat.
What the hell?
What the hell?
I got it!
Relax, man.
Got a ski battle.
I got a ski battle.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
Did I got no money, I'm fucking losing it, blew myself up.
I literally exploded myself.
Ooh, that's scary, there must be some kind of situation happening.
Yeah poor guy.
Oh no.
slips into the void oh shit
what's up guys oh I wore the wrong outfit today didn't I I'm gonna take this
bus
Roger command clear tangible yet still looking
Okay, go up there
You chill man you don't want to keep your eyes peeled it might not be over
I'm telling you right now. You don't want the smoke
That's right. Give up.
I gotta check the loot. Hold up.
Give me the loot!
Notice I do not pick up proximity explosives ever.
I'll be right back.
Note to self, pee pee poo poo.
Can't see any of you?
Nay.
Um guys, I literally do not have a G-Guard by the way.
What? What? Really?
Uh, okay.
Man, yeah, I'm here now.
It's all clear. It's over.
Please just continue to the bathroom, you fucking prick.
No.
Nope.
Don't go any further
Emerges
Oh, that's a gun. We don't need the gun. We don't need the gun.
You don't know that. I don't have anything else to throw.
I need my briefcase.
Get him in your sights. Hold that trigger.
Okay, we'll wait. We'll wait.
Oh god, that was close.
Hmm.
Roger, man. Nothing can't go yet. They're looking at you. We'll be out.
He's gonna be so fast, dude. Oh, man. Oh.
Okay, we chill.
Thank you.
My sniper was in there.
Oh no, you're in a fucking keycard, man.
Osh.
Lads.
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
If only I were Elite Guard, I could be in the CEO suite hanging with the boys.
I
Lash
Yeah, no
Yeah
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two
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two
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Well, I got a rob-double, so...
All of this violence was for naught.
You have a remote flash device?
Aw, whaaat?
I thought I picked up something to have flashed in the name.
I was looking for the grenade, though.
Got a blast
Dude like in Jimmy Neutron he says God bless
Jimmy new trying his mother left me song Jimmy
New trunk God bless
What?
I bet he's seen some action.
Jimmy!
Oh no, they found it.
I'm so sorry, man.
Please open the door.
Might I kill an instant woman?
Well, if you'd continue watching for three seconds, you would see that I acquired money
from her.
So, it was for money, by the way.
Oh!
Wait.
I still have him.
Wait, I still have him.
What a flood.
Parish.
So many key cards, so little time...
Well I don't need those.
You only watch Planet Sheen, don't add me?
I've seen that. I don't know why I've seen that.
I remember liking it.
This is against the Jedi code.
How do you figure?
There's nothing in the Jedi code that says I can't rob a van.
Big.
of
me
me
me
me
me
Don't remind me. I'm just saying, maybe this isn't so terrible and they're all always worst-case stuff.
I guess I'm mostly frustrated because of all the secrets that I have to ask around.
I'm very worthy of the other money, right here.
Yay!
did we check the shop I can't remember I think we did was it if he was in the
bathroom don't get restless the most individual arpy type of a security it's
almost like redditors made it you dunked on them redditors they got it they have
been so done
Oh my god, I did the talk to him!
You're right, I was poor.
As a writer myself, I take offense to him.
OJ Oreo and Zell QT and Pride Key and Chacoal, they can sub-
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, armpit taster 64.
Sorry, 46.
No, fuck you.
Yum.
What makes someone a redditor?
You call someone a redditor when they are, like,
mildly autistic about, like, information?
Or, uh, there's someone you don't like.
Let's bring them to show.
So anything is cringe?
Ummm...
I'm going to fucking dart more, mate.
I need to make me legal sirenge.
So a bear then?
Yup.
Yup.
They'd be all like, did you know actually Tyrannosaurus Rexes lived 22 million years after they were
supposed to?
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Redditor.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
That's good news. My sciences don't feel like they're exploding.
Is that fog or cringe?
I think that's what it would be, plus six for seven.
Our teacher's rather's
Dude, I don't care who rather is you got to talk to that one chat. I was just answering this question
I want what inspires someone to be a public school teacher America dude, that's crazy. That's crazy
Booze Lord, thanks for sale, and Dave the Daffodil, and Chippa running out of options.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know man, I'm pretty sure the, uh, that's not the default running out of options option.
Might go go to school and get my degree in education.
I've got no other choice to do anything else.
I'm an elementary school teacher, paraeducator, it's fucking hard.
Yeah, I bet it.
Holy fucking bed, bro.
Wait, we can use the scrap gun.
Boom.
Only use one disguise?
One disguise, yes, I think it's the party.
God, I hope not.
Imagine having to teach Moon Moon.
I'm teachable?
Fuck you, me.
Bro, we got 18k, brother.
Don't want them to slip away.
Brog speed, 47.
Hello, billiards.
Walking billiards.
I've argued with teacher vibes.
No, man.
Bro, I never argued with my teachers.
I didn't want to be there.
I've been that I might have to be there long.
I don't think you understand.
Holy fuck.
I've lost not exactly before, by the way.
Okay.
Hello? Anyone there?
Mate, hello again. Hello, bro.
Mate, what's going on? You're in a little racket in the bush.
Is anyone there? Come out with your hands on your head.
Mate, this is not Bosch. I'm going to tell you right now, mate.
What?
Six moving in a possible enemy target.
Hello? Is anyone there?
Come.
Become one with the bush.
you want to buy something you need that I got yeah sure I love consuming
we lost our epic assault rifle didn't win
come back anytime
Yeah, brick!
I can't fucking see what I'm crouching in my stupid fucking yoda ears.
I got a way for them to calm down over here, or they're calm, I think, hey there, need
anything?
Kindly shut the fuck up.
Our business has concluded.
Oh, coming through here, are we?
What do we got for this guy?
Hello?
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Come along, buddy. Come along to the corner with me.
I
Got other people on this floor
I kind of don't want to sneak around I mean maybe
We should probably grab another costume.
Oh, we go up?
I don't think we have to, though.
This motherfucker here.
Yeah, we're gonna get another costume and lose this objective, I think, and I'll wanna have to...
I'm not a pussy. Let's be clear about that.
Oh, we should have taken this guy's clothes, right?
It's gotta be a guard.
Oh!
Strange.
Weird.
If anyone's there, identify yourself.
Oh, you're gonna get so kettle-billed, man.
Oooooooh.
Welcome to Kettle Hell.
What are you there?
Coming on, coming on.
Why is that so loud? I don't fucking know.
Keeps you on your toes though, dude.
Doth thou knoweth what I speak, Traveller?
I love sir.
Shit!
Sir, excuse me, excuse me.
I can't get in there mate.
Hmm.
You made a terrible mistake coming in here, friend, for that, I do apologize.
now? Time to dump you off the ledge, buddy.
of
the
Um, I, uh, yeah, same.
Okay, go get back to work.
Put shlacking off, dude.
All right, all right.
To the corner with you.
Huh?
I swear this is safe to do, so we are gonna do it.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Get back to the safehouse.
I'll be in touch.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Sayonara, as they say in Japan.
Sayonara!
I was trying to say like a cute anime girl.
I'm sorry.
Oh
Man man man man man man
I need you to shut up got him we're gonna go break some cameras excuse me
Runs to the parking lot suspiciously, so.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Why can't I jump this?!
We're scopein' copper 500 bucks?
It's not about the money I receive, it's about the money that the believers would lose.
Mayhaps he understand now, my Christ-like struggle.
That one's kind of hard to get.
This one, not so much.
He was here when the safety man of Carlos, this was repaired last week, yet he was in
I'm gonna be told in the phone call to collect our family.
I'll be there.
Boom.
You guys heard this Pan of Exile 2 game?
Literally everyone's playing?
Nah.
What's up, man?
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment what's actually about my
We in I tell you
We now know the syndicate leaders current location
Okay, let's be clear I
Will not do me doing any of these optional objectives
I will not be a WD video
let me be clear let me be clear that shit is not happening
Daily is professional oral experiments.
Oh.
That's nice.
Why can't I win?
Please!
I even did one before stream because I launched the game obviously before I started.
So I could be meditating or whatever.
Lost. I've lost everyone.
Did I almost launch the shit last night to play it by myself, by the way?
Holy... Plug, man. Wait.
Holy FLOG, DEER!
You're always by yourself.
So you guys ARE robots.
I knew it!
Holy fucking knew it!
we're gonna keep this on us wait I can't use this to kill a target
you hear about the CEO that died in his illegally cheaply made submarine
cuz he wanted to be the Elon Musk of the ocean yeah everyone heard about that
bro literally everyone heard about that
where were you that's what I wanted to fuck the dumbass guy who got imploded
okay what were you doing
I was in prison dude.
You hear about Harambe?
No man, tell me about Harambe.
What is Harambe?
Can you explain that to me?
What is that?
He was everything.
My handy Google AITM searchers are telling me that he was a gorilla.
Man, we should have made a...
I don't really have anything.
You know, we might be able to get the target with an emetic serrate.
Man, it's just such a pain in the ass.
What am I missing here?
What a fucking no, right?
They released Donkey Kong 64 on the Switch because the Pirambe proved me wrong.
Which version of that game has like terrible input lag?
Was it the Switch one?
Maybe there's like a Wii version that like has terrible input lag?
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I guess we get some good tunes.
Bald.
Tattoo.
Hat.
Glasses.
Hmm, I don't think the guy in the left normally has a tattoo.
We've seen- that guy seems to have like a fixed model each time.
from dehydration and last but not least they have sweet tooth he's going in the
torch to your advantage and disappoint 47 good luck drinking so looking good for
you now
Please do not come down here, by the way.
That's so fucking cool that you're doing this right now.
I will fucking kill you if you come in here.
Hey, where's the fucking witness?
What's up, bother?
Oh
I'm afraid to walk out that way
Can you help me give followers guy a band oh no
Is that like a security chest up there?
Wait how do we get out of here
Just get the uh get the AT&T package man, that's that's all you need.
You have to kill to remove witness? Yeah, that's okay though. We're just gonna let go.
Cool, I bet you would get that!
Goodbye!
Low effort attempt extra sub...
Whoa!
Holy fuck!
He's a force ghost!
Well done 47.
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
Well, I'm kind of witness after being killed somehow.
Yeah, who know, who know.
Who know who know?
Shasha.
Good job 47. You eliminated the syndicate.
You guys ever think being on one of those, uh...
...they have more affiliations. Eliminate them to bring them down to their knees. Let me know when you are ready.
You know one of those torture rack tables or whatever that stretches you out, dude? Like your spine?
Might be cool to go like 5% on that. You know what I mean? That probably feel good.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Just stretch. It's different, man. It's different.
I think we can do a New York Silent Assassin, it's probably pretty easy.
Yeah, I'm going to go back to the
camp.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of what sorcery do you speak?
Inversion table.
That doesn't even sound like...
It doesn't sound good.
I imagine telling someone you're going to go spend some time on the inversion table.
My immediate thought is that the inversion table like turns you inside out.
Like organs on the outside, muscles on the outside.
I don't think that's unreasonable.
Hang upside down by the feet, it decompresses the spine.
Oh.
Don't you think decompressing your spine like that is kind of an affront to God, though, since he made gravity?
He's all like, yep.
This is the precise amount of gravitational pressure that you will always experience.
Think about it.
Isaac Newton made gravity.
Okay.
Even...
God also needs space where there is no gravity. Explain that.
Truth or...
Clearly he wanted one place that had no gravity and then another place that had some gravity.
Dude, easy peasy.
Also, I don't believe in space.
No one's taking pictures of it with an iPhone, you know.
Frames from fran, fran, fran, fran.
Katy Perrydidge.
Mmm, okay.
Sure, buddy.
If that's what you really think.
Wait, let's gamble.
Dude!
We're Ode One, bro.
We're Ode One.
We're Ode One, at this point.
I'm not sure.
Gambler's fallacy?
Welcome to New York.
The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them regularly.
Why always this guy, but...
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, 47.
B B B B B B B B B! 47!
Shit.
Put the flip on him.
OHH! God.
I'm fucking forDoor.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, bud. We got to hurry.
to kill this man's
hmm
hey somebody try to be funny here or what
ain't no reason to see you right
I'm not sure I've seen you before.
Hmm.
Oh, well I'll have to do it to somebody else then.
Wait.
We were on here.
Go!
Move!
You got cash?
No, fuck off.
The guy on the other side of the wall was a solid white circle.
There's gonna be a fear within this syndicate.
Was he looking in my direction? I don't even fucking know, man.
So bullshit!
Okay.
Calm down.
This guy has a key card.
Why does this all happen? Why do you want to fuck with me?
Chill, man, chill.
Uh-huh.
I'm gonna go check it out.
Anyone there?
Fuck it!
Yoink!
He's got like three fucking keys on him. Jesus. This guy's the keymaster.
John Key.
Who is this guy?
I know the boss.
You want to have a look okay, okay
Where are you going?
What's your plan?
I think he's just going to stay in there.
I've never seen a guy.
What a weird little chode, dude.
Oh, not chode.
I see back rooms at the midnight release.
Nope, did anyone here see back rooms? Was it everything you ever hoped for?
It was shit.
You're not being a little negative Nancy, you little bitch.
might be a little warm in here those exhaust fumes are just I know I know who
the hell does okay hold on I'm at do I test to see if chloroforming that room
simultaneously takes everybody out or will it make me lose
Okay, I have a plan.
We're away from them being in this room over here to do it, just to be safe.
Wait a second, hold on.
I think we're going to use this guy to get our poison objectives.
Did this guy beat 007, yep.
Yeah, for sure, fucking did, mate.
Oh, right now!
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
relaxed the booster who fucking found that bro
Oh, shit.
Oh, it sounds like Call of Duty Zombies.
The manager in Waco walks around the outside, drags them into the second room.
It won't matter though, unless he's a target.
Wait up.
I'm just not on this incident, it does not matter unless the target is seen.
I can survey any number of people normally.
I'll do it anyway, that's you scared me.
I'm a little bitch.
Once you touch them, it does matter, though.
That's not good.
Well, let's go all the way to the garage then.
What's the greatest game ever made?
Metal Gear Solid 1?
Nah.
Minecraft?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Brats, rock, angels, don't think so.
Warcraft 3, it's up there.
Left 4 Dead 1 and 2? I personally agree with that.
Well, well, well. I'll clean up.
Ordering some carne asada Fridays. Friday more like Friday, F-R-Y.
Oh, I don't like the, uh, I don't have, like, I like nachos, but like, fries is a nacho replacement
in Meals, dude, so it never hits for me, bro, because that's what, like, carnation of fries
and shit, like, that's what that shit is, like, primarily, it's just, like, something
It's like how you would decorate nachos, but instead of nachos you're using fries.
I'm really sorry, but I'm not sure if it's soggy, bro.
It's just weak.
The head of security suspects there may have been some tampering going on here.
But I need my fingers in there.
I'm not taking any chances.
Not as bad as that time in Queens.
Where is the core?
I think it's in the next...
And these don't care about the stupid mask.
Uh, they're all... they all know that it would be very insensitive to come in in our appearance though. They're not doing it.
I'm freaking freaking freaking freaking freaking freaking freaking freaking freaking freaking
freaking uh excuse me excuse me alright we got we got nervous lady we're going oh that's
So awesome that you're doing this.
Hey, I'll put that on extra silver.
Party Rock is in the house tonight.
Where is this lady?
And I have a real good time, good time.
Shoo-boo-wee-ba-bee-ba-boo-ba-bee-eeep.
Exit this room immediately.
That's right.
Bitched.
Hey, both my targets are there.
I'm going to shoot you in the head.
I mean. Syndicate member eliminated. I'm done for just a second.
Whoo! Close one. Close one.
Ha ha ha! Close one!
Ayayay!
He did well for us. I mean he closed the Berman account, which netted the bank a cool 10 million
All right, you got my attention
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicator. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
I want to go to the fucking vendor close to the door in your fucking face
They removed rough lip explode?
Yeah, I don't know man, what do you guys think?
Why?
Apparently it was AI.
Thank you
Oh
Who cares I mean I kind of care cuz like some people put a lot of effort in making like a good email
And the fact that I can name those people off the top of my head
Tells me the like
You know, that person probably sees like an AI mother, like, you, you know what I mean?
Yeah, so, if you want Broughflip Explored back, just manually animate it, okay?
Thank you.
I'll add it back right away
Crash back is my ass and this is all
Damn we fucking did it bro. I think it's the first time I've sound this ass in this map
Maybe
Hmm.
Hmm.
Boobie, boobie, boobie.
Bobbo, boobie!
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Oh, no.
usually when it's four targets one safe Miami it is not the boats I think I've
better luck here though
I got two syringes upcoming, we got one in mediquick core form, we don't need this
shit. I'm gonna check out the deadlock and throw arena tournament happening
tonight. No, probably I'm probably not gonna see that one.
100 degrees feels like 130.
Are you English by chance?
How's it going over there, guys?
Don't fuck it, boss!
Are you Celsius?
Well, maybe he was being considerate and converting it into Fahrenheit for my stupid-ass American brain.
You'd never consider that.
You're a one bad freelance campaign away from quitting my job today.
I don't quite understand what that means, but I'm glad it sounds like you were able
to overcome.
Are you watching the Champions League final this weekend?
Let me get a soccer.
Yeah, I'm gonna help you there.
Boring!
Come on!
Remember we talked about it like last week?
Like what would make soccer more interesting to watch?
We decided, or rather I decided, you guys...
You guys didn't fucking decide this shit.
Having two guys, two or three guys in your team, that were allowed to jump kick and like
only jump kick other people, like, like I'm talking like Liu Kang style jump kicks.
And they're just like on the field, like chasing you down, dude.
I think that would be cool.
You got him like in the chest, like it's not like, like there's gotta be rules to it,
like um you can't like deliberately hurt someone right well like it's like
you're shoving them with your foot essentially it would be like kicking
them to like break their ribs or whatever
you know what I mean I think there's potential there
rugby on rugby there's like punch each other or some shit I'm fucking like
bloodgers from Harry Potter? Is that what they're called?
I stopped trying to know what you mean nine years ago. Do you know what I'm
saying?
I'm gonna go pee and get some coffee fellas, is that chill?
No? Alright, got it. We're back.
Well then...
Well then...
Let's see how long it takes!
I'm a ready-to-go tonight, the other party online.
We don't need to wait in for joy, oh yeah.
You can come tonight to the school,
and I can slow the crew on their way.
Oh, yeah, I feel like, I feel it just as fine
Just like dancing on my love
Jumping up and checking out my body
Don't stop me if it's not my love
Keep it up, it's your fire that burns
Oh
Excuse me.
Ha ha ha ha.
Excuse me.
Oh
No, the two is trash here leaks for seven chests out. Thanks for something wonder breath. Thanks for several
Anonymous is for gift against out of Norfleet and petrol pump and something in the Nile
Nile SC and Jesus for an atomic armadillo and trash bag is my cast in cute cute name RPL. Thanks for something
Montreal or Canada or Carolina welcome to veneto Yates Argentiva
Syndicate members are currently in the area, find them and take them down.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Good luck, 47.
How am I supposed to kill that guy?
Not just a punchline, we're talking to the main thing, the whole place looks like a hole.
Of course, Nates came down to us, so we're trying to protect you.
I need one.
You can do that.
What?
Some guy was there to take me to this one.
I was born into this place.
Hey, you would, but you'd be wrong.
If the pump malfunctioned, the tank's open.
I'd bring my son to our son.
They mentioned to the pump.
Bring them over to the next door.
Gladly never stressed by it.
Where you going?
Look, if I shove this guy, that guy hears it, for sure.
Hmm.
What do I fucking know, my?
Oh.
Mommy!
Let's get a disguise. Let's get a disguise.
And let's check the vendor.
We're not exactly dressed for this party, I must say.
Oh, dude.
Where's this guy?
I think I know exactly who this guy is and it's trespassing to get to him.
Hmm.
I hate this.
Is there a guy back there? I don't think so.
Oh god.
Walk away, bitch.
Hmm cringe
Coin
Only molly you need anything I guess so
I can't close the door.
Let's just get the fuck out of here, I don't know why I'm trying to take this guy up.
Yeah, but now we don't have an invitation to get back in, I think.
I'm sorry to first require a part of the fine yeager sinister.
The yeagers are getting crazy.
Hello?
They're the proverbial warriors.
They give us the mean yeager yeager.
They make us new invitations for a case of murder.
I don't have one.
Yeagers are finding doubts.
What are you doing?
Come on.
Come on.
What about the endgall?
Come on.
You want to get me from the court?
The ride onto the centerfold phone company.
I'm fairly sure he'll burst into you.
Oh nice pose.
All of these people aren't real.
to throw up again, eh, but too much to drink.
These majestic planes were my prey enough, and the terror of the year to pick up the
mass of my enemy is just incredibly terrifying.
Nope.
I don't trust this.
Banana.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay.
I was an attorney.
For four decades I served the law.
What the fuck did you drop, bitch?
Oh, am I pointing at it?
I served the land, and the land of men goes unlonged to the people.
I
Maybe we should take this guy out too to our careful
What's the fucking plan here?
I feel like I got a... I have an idea, I have an idea.
We're gonna medic this guy to move him and then shove him in this bath.
This guy's a problem though.
Greetings unsuspecting big Tim.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Good Loram over here.
Okay, did you hear that?
Don't see what's going on.
We're going ahead and with the...
I've got an idea.
What's in all these mines?
I think.
Yeah, sure.
This lady is not real.
Oh hell.
You go and check it out.
Si, por supuesto.
I mean, fuck, we go for it, right?
You've spread fear within the syndicates holy guacamole
Fuck, I forgot where we get the dongle for this.
Uh, I think we used a screwdriver.
Now, this is very uncontrolled by the information team.
Finished drinking, son of a bitch.
Holy shit, dude.
This guy's slurping, bro.
You think the dude that came up with the cartoon tiptoe was white?
I don't know what you're talking about, I gotta be honest.
We could shrink them.
Yeah, we need a screwdriver.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, wow.
Ran a poopy!
We got a lot of bombs on us.
How many fellas in here? I think it's just the one. No, there's two guys. There's two guys.
No way.
We're okay.
We're okay.
No one comes back.
I hope.
I hope.
Oh yeah, we could double me right.
He's right.
We got a guy in the field. I want to take care of him first.
It's going to be a little goofy champ.
Eh, we can go this way.
We might need this for upstairs though, I don't know, it's hard to...
Hard to say.
Fuck, dude.
I'm done for just a second.
Oh.
Oh
Tell me this isn't trespassing.
Hey there!
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
If they were somewhere else.
Oh my god.
Holy...
I'm gonna get the talent.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Oh my gosh, be careful. The ground's super loose here. Who told you that to me?
Dirty field worker, not allowed at the party. Dude...
Just a fucking dumb idiot, man.
Such a dumb fucking moron, dude.
Man, we should've done the guy last, bro.
I
As you failed your campaign 47 the syndicate's got away
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment
So tell you
So freaking stupid man.
Eee-ee-ooh-ee-ah-ooh-ee-ah-ooh-ee-ee-ah-ooh-ee-ee-ah.
Ah, gross.
E, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e...
Sure.
Scale!
Dude!
It's not fleaking fair, man.
What does the syndicate type folder mean? It determines the blue objectives.
At the top.
Can you say something witty like James Bond?
Shake it, not stirred.
Shake it, not stirred.
That's Richard Nixon.
I may have been channelling a little mix in that bitch.
Little Nicky or Richard Nixon?
Yeah, they're entertained.
Hmm.
I think this is probably the one. Rare.
I got a good feeling about this.
A friend of my little Nikki, I hated that shit, my best friend always wanted to watch it.
Did he quote it?
Get in the flask. Get in the flask.
Uh, I think we're good.
Get in the flask.
Safe journey, 47.
So, Stephen, man, why didn't I just wait and go back the way I came?
to New York. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but they are on high alert.
So tread carefully or they will slip away. Be careful when the androids had to ride in the back
of the bus and Detroit become humans. Yeah. I do. Yeah, nothing here. Whatever.
so fucking sad
money
Remember the hiding Android, no.
Nay, Traveler Nay.
store better open out where I'm gonna get bad
Why are you doing it?
Oh, it's just stupid hard down here today.
Do not.
of
what?
what?
no, it looks like an accident.
yes
help them
Oh
Oof.
Time to get our big payday fellas. Big shmoney incoming.
Low roll incoming, now we're gonna get 7.2k.
I've never seen a fellow. I've never seen a fellow, dude.
What the hell?
I'm really sorry, but we've had to section off this area for now the head of security suspects
There may have been some time. Well, at least it's not as bad as that time in Queens
Six thousand semi incinerated files. We had to tape together don't remind me
I'm just saying maybe
And the camera looks broken. Who's gonna know it is broken
Because I broke it
I don't have to love it.
Troll face.
Who is that?
I will figure it out.
Who for are to now?
I know precisely how to deal with this lady.
Excuse me.
I work here.
In case that was not obvious.
Wait..
I bet he's seen someone action.
Talking about me?
Yeah.
I've killed lots of people.
We stay murderous.
Hey!
No.
Hold on, I don't think I can grab them around the corner like this.
I mean, maybe.
I was afraid we were going to like the weird stairs interaction
Oh, it's the, the, the weak gun.
And I ain't talkin' with you, bro.
Yes. Check the perimeter.
Yes.
right now please I don't know if she's gonna walk by a boys
oh shit oh shit
of
the one is the propane to get a man on the word
these fellows are
security hub
I mean, surely that's good enough.
Yes, turn the corner.
Get you first person in this game, I forget.
There's a mod.
IDK, I don't play this.
this and BR. We played these. Yes, come over here. Hold ALT and F1 through F6 for the different
First person FOVs. Oh, okay.
Yes, come over here.
Mu-ha-ha-ha!
Mu-ha-ha-ha!
Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, ha ha.
What are you?
Yes.
Up the stairs.
There's nowhere to put her.
We'll get you next time, lady
Wait, you think she comes back?
Hmm, I think she walks all the way around
Somehow the bank lady returned.
What?
Who could this be?
An obi-coin.
Close his door.
stay here okay I totally understand
oh there's a person coming oh the fucking big manager dude
Uiguchi.
I decided to go for this kill instead of the one upstairs because uh
I have little faith in my ability. I'm gonna hide her into closet.
She kind of taking her sweet ass time though dude.
I suppose that gives us time to practice our lunges.
Ooooooh, smooth man!
Ooooooh shit dude!
I've got ankles of steel.
I think a skeleton mod would be cool for this game.
I'd like to be like a Skellington.
Make one?
Not... I don't know how.
Help.
She's sitting.
Hey.
That's Grog to make one?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Not a bad idea.
I love talking to Grog.
He's such a nice guy.
That's Cock to make one.
Hmm.
I don't know.
Well, her route literally takes her through the entire fucking bank.
I just realized I glow green.
Am I glowing green?
I don't know.
Well, well, well. It would appear you have fallen for my trap.
Hello? Is anyone there? You made that sound.
Was me. The Murder Man.
and
come along, come along
very good, they're sleeping, forever
Can you look up her skirt? I'm sure you could try, chatter.
Okay, language?
That expression's perfect.
It shows him you mean business.
Yep, not wrong.
I don't know what this guy does if he repushes a watch first.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate. But turn to the safe house.
Collector himself. I'll be in touch.
Well, time to scat that old boy.
Time to...time to...skat dead or...or is it?
Brr brr brr brr brr
See ya!
This better be a skeleton mod.
that
that
the
death
of a free to use this because it's like so old
Impressive work, 47. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Dude.
We can do regular silent assassin scale, for sure.
Let me check the comments on this.
Not looking promising.
I saw it crashes when I load into a game.
Surely it can't be hard to make a Skellington mod.
Go test on your end. Affirmative.
China doesn't like skeletons, be careful.
Me when I show up to Chongqing in my skeleton suit?
What?
What's the matter?
Wait, switch up the pronunciation?
It's just easier.
Bro said Chong King.
That's how the game says it.
You got two lethal vials.
Did you have a full king champion after finishing 007? No.
No no no no.
Do we now got this for silver?
All I want to be is a skeleton.
Skeleton, dude, dude, dude, dude.
I'm a skeleton, dude, dude.
Would I visit China?
Uh, maybe.
Mayhaps
Free the TT, thanks for some
I'm in my bathtub watching your stream with my fish you're not in a bathtub with a fish
You're a fucking liar
Shut up
Dude they're doing the dope
This is not going to be easy, previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactically, be careful for the 7.
I fucking hate this map, big style.
Dude, of course!
Where do you go?
I'd be able to sneak in and syringe this guy, but there's just no telling if I'm gonna need
them later. I also lure them out. I know I know about the fuse box.
We are gonna hope that we can lure this full pool out oh yeah
No way.
Well then.
Am I maining this game now? Yeah.
Dumbass Shatterer?
Attempted safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
You're gonna follow me.
Did I not make myself clear?
Oh
Hi bitch, man, I didn't think anyone left that
How unfortunate, it rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board 47.
Uuughhh...
Uuughhh...
Oh my god, it's not Archdell, man. I was laughing out.
New York!
Chim-Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam!
Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow!
That's the ASO, huh? That's awesome.
Oh, yeah, dude.
I think China could be easy, S.A.S.A., but...
I don't know.
Let's do it, let's see what happens.
I can't wait to get the dub.
I'm sure it's going to happen.
This outfit sucks.
You literally would not say that to this cryptid's face, by the way.
You'll get your ass beat.
Dream Shining for seven?
No one says dub anymore?
I say dub and I say swag.
Which mechanics do I better hitman or bond?
We definitely this game, boys.
For shizzle.
I'm being dead ass.
I need keen mathematics for seven.
I'm being dead ass.
No cap.
What do you call that zoomer haircut?
The like, they like shave the head like around the like from ear to ear like halfway.
broccoli? It might be a low taper phase, yeah. I don't know.
Undercut.
The zoomer perm.
You playing and getting one? I was just kind of thinking about how like most of the NPCs in the new 007 game had that haircut.
and none of them were fat yeah cuz there's no fat people in England dude they're all
Welcome to New York Intel tells
I
Trust that you can find them and eliminate them, but be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Good luck 47
Hmm
But this might be doable negative we're good. Yeah, I got it
I'm in a hostile area. Not good.
Let's not take any chances. You. Go check it out. Okie dokie.
How about Griffith 6-1-7, Apocryphus?
Give me a gun, bitch.
It's just so risky to stand on the other side of that door there because I haven't had it
so that these guys open the door inward for some reason.
Do not use his outfit.
I'm a fucking crowbar dude.
We're gonna have to weigh it.
Per cycle.
You know what?
Let's see what he comes.
He does.
That'll do.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
I'm just stupid hot down here.
No.
No.
It doesn't matter.
Where the hell did it go?
Where?
You know.
Where?
You know.
Where?
You know.
Where?
You know.
Where?
I wonder the best way to lure that guy in would be...
You just take so fucking long.
This guy.
I'm saying, hey, come here, hey, come here, hey,
Go inside.
The TV lures all of the guards except for the guy with the key.
Real?
Why don't you switch your hit vision to toggle instead of hold?
I'm just not used to that.
Baaar, baaar, baaar, baaar, baaar.
I might have been faster if I just lured all of them and choked them out.
Well, we'll see what happens.
As soon as I get impatient, he walks in, by the way.
He walked out again.
What the hell
No, yeah, it looks like an accident
Okay, where's the key, fellas?
I don't want to touch their bodies, I think I got it, there we go.
in the hostel area.
I kinda needed my lockpick actually.
of
the
Oh, we don't need it.
I'm afraid if this guy comes in here...
We don't have to be back here except for...
Dece.
Am I allowed back here?
I think so.
Oh my god.
Not walking in there this time, fellas.
in England. But she's a singer. You're kidding. Her father paid for a new college and a full
library, so it's probably not because they think she's the best student to ever come
through the place.
Dude, there's gotta be some goopy shit I can do in there.
Wait a minute.
Silver.
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
Silver.
Oh!
You're fucking spying on me.
Something called the Goldie.
Maybe this is his baddie's day.
No.
I think I'll just go over to some other bank that doesn't just...
Put the propane next door on the outside and shoot it.
Gold.
It's going to work.
Oh god, I can't see it.
Oh, no way.
Oh, no way.
Oh, no way.
Oh, no way.
Excellent work, 47. You've spared fear within this syndicate.
Sorry, it's just you really look like it.
Have a good day.
It's so hard to get a shot.
I'm at the bank now.
Still haven't been able to make contact with the informants.
Don't you dare dump this story.
Return to the safe house, collect yourself, I'll be in touch.
Is this Nocturne out?
I don't know...
I don't know if it will ever kill someone through a wall like that.
I wonder if I can get him.
Oh, hello.
Dude, we killed the guys through a wall of C4 one time, didn't we?
Unfortunately, that wouldn't be an accident, so...
I wonder how unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
Actually drawing board 47
Skeleton mod works, I'll get it for tomorrow then cuz I gotta like basically
You make like a like a package of mods. I just don't feel you right now
I think I could have...
Walked in?
Maybe not, actually.
It did not work at all on my end.
Receiving conflicting reports from someone who actually tested themselves there saying it did not work.
Hmm, hmm, strange.
We need a New York fella.
Moon, you're never gonna beat this.
Word?
Anything else you'd like to add, sir?
Fuck you.
Okay.
Sure.
Alright.
All right.
Looking good today, Moon Moon.
Thanks for everything I say is a lie.
What's up, dude?
What's up?
Hope you're having a good day today, man.
It's your birthday today, and mediocre, happy birthday.
What do I recommend going cold turkey off of Lexapro?
You should ask a doctor, my man.
it's with chef or me
doctor here go for it that guy is not a doctor
Zachary makes a simple
Type of doctor to ask.
I don't know, I don't want to give you the medicine probably.
Your, your dealer?
Dr. Ligma balls, nice.
To go cold turkey off of turkey.
You guys ever have like a well-cooked deep-fried turkey?
Like where it's not dry on the inside?
Rick, I'm forgetting something.
Turkey is mid.
I think you've only had mid-turkey dude. I'm sorry
It's pretty and it stinks good
Ben Murphy, thanks for God's servant
It's hard to make a turkey properly or well
You see the shuttle blow up. Yeah. Yeah
You know it wouldn't blow up like that on a landing pad submarine
to find Atlantis. Just saying. I'm gonna go P-Uzard Art here.
Yes, below. I will return!
You
I don't know what to do with it.
Well, let's see what happens next.
I'll see you in the next video.
Am I interrupting something?
You guys seem really excited about something, I don't know what it was though.
You'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Welcome to New York.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
But you're on high alert, so tread carefully while they were sent away.
Be careful 47.
Oh, I need a fucking Discoys.
Wait, hold on.
When do your max have you done today?
Three?
Million?
Three million?
Wow.
Wow
What was that nice mmm, what was that that's weird
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within this syndicate
Yoink!
We're getting pretty quick at these, dude.
Holy guacamole.
Never understood why Moon sub-adge is a banana.
Not a banana.
It's a fucking crescent moon.
I'm really sorry, but we've had to section off this area for now
So down hampering going on here, but I need my things in there. Well, we'll be done before closing time
Why do you waste the accidents to range with the locker right there?
we're not doing Silent Assassin so I can get away with blasting people in public.
Wow. What?
What?
What was that?
Hello.
jeez what a throw dude
how was that?
come on I just heard a weird noise I'm moving into investigate
and
corner grab so good the holy moly
give me that give me that give me that give me that give me that
It's this guy again.
Yes.
proceed.
What?
What's wrong with there's money in there?
How opulent.
Oh
Check that out. No worries
I
Wrench
I out whoa the camera
of
of
the
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
I wonder if I can shoot these lasers.
I doubt it.
That would be too easy.
Trash by the way, hook-gabagio
Well, there's another safe here
What the hell he that's right here. Well, at least it's not as bad as that time in Queens remember that
Don't mind if I plant this explosive right here
What are you trying to hide from mr. That's
What?
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
What are you hiding from, mister? Bats?
It's a Joker reference.
Sorry, I don't know Joker references, dude.
I'm not, like, tapped into the Joker verse.
Am I a fucking loser?
I feel like giving that kid a little more of a new woman.
Should I be, Captain?
Well, well, well, unfortunate for you, friend.
Oh, we're gonna check the shop. No we don't, hurry up. Well what if there's a dark one?
I heard courier courier detective mr. Frank
Thank you, it's direct as the van is on the east.
I've got to take him to the cause before I go left.
I'm returning a fourth one, John.
Money.
Okay.
I have help, and I will wait for his call.
It would be of benefit to me to understand the intricacies of the visit.
Which I'll still find in the archive
Somebody fucking help me
Right, I've got it
This isn't killed
I'm sorry.
Yonk?
Oh, what the hell do you want?
The guy we murdered is gone.
Disappeared.
No, why is it illegal for me to open it?
Weird.
Scooty Jay, hello?
Daps you up.
Never lucky, dude.
The water might come in handy.
If you need anything.
Why is Chud Chud wearing a gay, jazzer-sized workout VHS-type shirt?
That's oddly specific, looks like someone just got done watching Jazzercise.
Promotives for the bits of Billy and Gaffa and Moxie and Ben Chilly and Bing Berger and
Ben Murray and Rubik.
Oh, we got a bench, guys.
That's awesome.
Someone just got done watching some Jazzercise from the 90s.
1991.
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Colorado. Wait. There's no safe. Why, God? I don't want to bring my baseball bat. No...
I will do
That fucking shotgun on me
Is there a baseball bat on this man, I think there is
Like in the house
Check Travago, I don't know if Travago is gonna have over look at
Also, this could be the train map, so we can't bank on it being Colorado, actually, so we
have to bring it back anyway.
Whoops!
Should have checked Travago!
Mate, you didn't check Travago!
You should have checked your vocal oh my is it that's pretty good
They don't have to make an explosive just go one to ten how locked in are you
Um, pretty locked in, I think. I really want to win.
Uh-uh.
Where's famous chatter, Travago guy's teeth? I've never noticed that guy.
Is it my question about theory? I've played theory before a long time ago.
We gotta bring a smudgy.
Hmm, I think... nah, I think on Colorado they carry assault rifles, don't they?
safe journey 47 we'll see who's God's favorite chatter me it's me
welcome to Romania Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them however they're on high
alert so you need to be careful good luck 47
of
I need you to move
Oh, my God! New outfit!
Get him!
Do we chill? We're not chill.
Brother!
There's my path.
Found it.
Hmm, maybe they're on it.
Now we're going to achieve it.
All of our targets are at the end, huh?
Don't they just fly out of them?
Maybe there's nothing in there.
Your mom.
Oh, okay.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I wonder what the valve does there.
What are you doing?
Did you check your tickets or what?
I kinda gotta bludgeon you, man.
Not to my knowledge yet.
I'm serious, kill on someone!
Get right there!
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Not good, not good. Very not good.
That's a sniper foot.
Relax dude.
There he is.
Right there.
I hear you.
I hear your mom.
I'm not going to be able to see after this mission.
Okay, alright.
All right
Hey, where's the fourth target? I see him
Relax
I'm a terrorist.
Come on, big man.
I see you.
Why did I bring this pistol, by the way?
Is it really harsh in my buzz right now?
I don't know who threw that.
I don't know who was just shooting.
Which one of you is the guard?
Not really.
where
where
If you guys see it, let me know, okay?
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Found it.
Where's the courier I hear you I'm coming
Oh
Alright, we're safe to get to
That was scary.
I can't believe it!
Oh my god!
I can't believe it!
I'm sorry!
Goodbye!
Well done, Princess.
So surely the upload will stop.
But thanks for safe, folks.
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh!
Let's stop goofing off, shall we?
I'm still here.
I'm here. I guess we're gonna go now.
Can you hear me?
See, I'm not even gonna believe it!
What?!
Oh, shit!
No!
Oh!
Sayonara, fools!
But it looks so focused, I'm trying to have to get sniped from two cars over by a guard
that I couldn't see.
I play it on strings a long time ago.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Weird.
Hmm, weird.
Hmm, you know, maybe the remote taser could be good actually, you know.
All righty.
Well done, 47.
We now know the current whereabouts of the Syndicate Eater.
40?
Dehydrated?
So, we win this really easy with lethal pill for lethal vile.
So much shit, dude.
I've provided you with new intel.
Until you have to defer the surveillance system.
Not wrong.
Not wrong.
You gotta be very careful.
I freaking believe, uh, dear.
Iowamantics for Seventh.
Born to Die Baseball is a fuck, kill em all, 1989.
I am Hitman.
I am Hitman.
This person like to drink and they like to eat.
Let's look at the top right for the first time, how do you have minus 43k?
I don't fucking know.
What do you know, mate?
Ouvreyage 47.
I'm going to be here.
Oh, no.
I'm going to be here.
I'm going to be here.
be easy to help you. We have the following information. They are here for a business meeting.
We also have the following description on their looks. We know that they have no hair,
they are wearing a hat, they are sporting a tattoo, and glasses. We also know that the target
suffers from dehydration and...
Glasses hat tattoo no hair.
She's reading.
Ew.
Ewiee.
I don't know.
Wait.
I don't know wait I don't know if this guy's a tattoo
He do
Oh
Just a
Okay, I
I don't like that there's a... there's 20 people over there, man.
Surely they'll leave, right?
Hmm. Oh, you got hair.
Gross!
I know there's not the amount of red noix in my nicotine, but I think it's making a huge difference.
Are you actually trying to hide from someone?
So if this is the guy we know where he's eating, which is very nice, because it's kind of out
of the way.
I was worried about having to get a chef outfit to poison a more public thingy.
Got two more guys.
I'd be her.
Oh no.
Please, I'll be you.
Where are you going?
Let's go get a peep out of this fella.
Care?
What are you doing? I think she's waiting for a meeting.
Yeah, we gotta blend in here.
I came to the costume party as Rocky.
From Rocky.
Bill's Nervix for self.
You are not missing much let me tell you with his tbh it's no oregano someone tell
whole A in chat to catch up. I think he responded to the cilantro comment years
like hours ago.
He said I'm gonna kill myself.
Mobile chatter? No, dude!
The business mate.
You're not wrong, though. It is no regularity.
We're going back to the salon tour discussion?
I agree with you! Discussion complete!
Please do not come this way
And before hard left
Hmm so I was peeing in the bush
She's gonna go drink some of the bar, bro.
This is a disaster!
I don't even think that's a tell. She's doing random shit.
Why is Yoda white? This is not Yoda, it's Plota, which is flesh Yoda.
Oh, it's like a little pastry.
What are you doing?
Do something.
Yeah, maybe we should have followed the other guy.
How are you son?
Greetings!
I can't go in here I think maybe I think I can
just fucking drinking water dude well at least that means the next thing she's
gonna do is tongue tongue so her
wait
Where's the walk? Hmm.
She drank from the hose.
Sweet treat, okay.
We know who our target is.
We about to go poison his Danish.
Do you think maybe we should watch him a little bit first?
Or should I just be confident, dude?
He's going to a meeting.
Fucking dumbass, look out, bitch.
Business?
Handchat.
I'm hungry.
I've spoken to our third party.
Everything is going according to party.
Okay.
I trust you.
I need to go.
Sure.
See you around.
Handshake.
I'll see ya.
It's him.
Well...
And now...
It's time.
You see there's little frogs scattered around the garden.
Okay, go away.
It's not time.
Well, I mean, it's not time yet, but it will be.
Honestly, the party's kind of easy compared to regular dartmore, I think.
I don't know.
There's a guy right behind me.
What's that?
It's gonna be really hard to poison this, actually.
Oh, no.
I can't remember which one he ate.
The far one? I think it was this one too. Oh god, how am I going to do it?
Oh, this is the worst place to be lost.
I look like a gun named Tourist.
Fucking lookout.
This was my opportunity right here.
Recommend me a healthy meal to Dordash.
Uh, why don't you go buy some vegetables, Fatso? Sorry.
I'm sure.
I'm not professional.
Hmm, if only we had like a waiter outfit.
Bum bum bing bum bum bum bum.
Okay.
Guys I think I hate Moon Moon. You know I can read your shit, right?
I don't hate you.
Let's call it truce.
That's called diplomacy, baby.
007 five-hour game?
Uh, I'd say like eight to ten hours, depending on how, uh...
How you play it.
Like, if you play it like a cave person, you'd probably just like go from A to B objective
in the finish it pretty quick. Like surely I can use that guy's outfit.
What do you do, mate?
There's a camera over here. Like this guy?
How do we get his out though?
Dude I've choked this guy's out right here and I'm pretty confident that guy has seen
it.
I don't know.
Like through the bottom of the thingy.
Sure
Oh, we can't use it
Just come back if you need more
Remote audio distraction
I'd be able to get them come down here. This is a risky choke spot though
Or no now my
I'm gonna go for it.
I'm gonna go for it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
These guys are going to circle back I think, man.
This guy saw us one time.
Not again, man, not again!
Oh my god.
Oh...
I don't know where, dude, there's probably like one of these outfits just like laying
around somewhere, but man, I just do not fucking know where it is.
I think we win.
Hey chud torto.
Don't call me that.
Well, see you later nerds.
Is it sure that I am Chinese?
No, I am Japanese.
Ohio.
Call of Flower, A.S.S. for 7. Thank you.
Boom! Spurs are okay, Sea Game 7.
How about that?
How about that?
It might take a little bit for him to get over there.
You better say spurs.
I'm so cool, I don't know sports.
I don't know sports.
You talking about sports ball, I say? Sports ball!
Enjoying a bit of sports ball, are we?
14 grown men, hugging balls!
Not me. I watch digital sports.
Maybe you've heard of T1 Faker before?
Only the greatest sports gamer of all time.
That's the vice-extra-zo-
Mm-hmm.
Who you got, LeBron?
More like...
Lesnore.
Yup. Yup. Dude, I don't watch sports, man. I'm gonna tell you right now. I told you guys
yesterday I beat... and then new heroes of my magic, I'm gonna beat the AI in hard, dude.
It was 1v1 classic, so you know, multiple heroes and shit. I would just rather sit there and
do that bro and be honest nice thank you singular chatter who cares where there's
a couple fucking nerd okay I guess you could do both on I'm just not very good
multitasker here's is definitely a game where you can watch something and play
at the same time once you play that on stream I did I did
what are your thoughts on Pio we have never played you should play if you've
never played those games are definitely made for people my age though
do like a bot. That is an unq game. People your age can afford to put time into that
game. Dude if this guy eats this then he's not the
I don't feel so fucking sad, by the way.
Are you excited about the Vampire Questline Finale RuneScape next month?
I am, actually.
That's one of the few quests that...
I remember.
For those of you who played RuneScape when you were kids and when it was current...
How did you guys solve the puzzles in-game?
Dude, would you just go online and look up a guide?
RoonHK?
Yeah!
Yup, yup.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Hell yeah, dude.
For some of those puzzles in those older Roonscape quests, dude, is like...
No thanks.
Brute force that ship you can't really brute force a lot of them do you can do it for some of them
What was the quest for where you like burn off the the handle of a shovel or some shit
Recruitment drive, yep, that's the one!
Dude.
I'm telling you right now, if I had forced myself to not use quest helper early on, dude,
I would not have liked her and skipped as much.
Congratulations 47. The leader is eliminated, sending a clear message.
Return to the saviors, collect the message.
Well done 47. This will make anyone think twice if you're turning to a life of crime.
It has the old no-held style?
Do you get poisoned or do you just choke on the food?
Nah, we poison him.
Just because he's fat doesn't mean he's gonna choke, dude.
Okay.
Why do you like Runescape so much?
Um...
Because everything I do matters.
You eliminated the Syndicate. But this is only the tip of the Iceberg. They have more affiliations.
Eliminate them to bring them down on their knees. Let me know when you are ready.
It's very stylistic too, which you know.
Like, it knows what it is. That's tight.
I didn't play it when I was a kid, so it's not even the salvage it for me.
So nice try.
Nice try, bitch.
Hmmmm.
When I'm picking my maps, like I gotta think about like one map I'm confident doing Silent
of Sassan.
New York.
That's it.
That's it.
New York.
Dude.
I think we'll do this.
Nice noise.
Now we're going to do one of the hard maps.
Although there's only two people here that we need to kill.
As long as we don't have this for a showdown, that's fine.
Okay.
We're going to do Colorado though, okay, because this is the only map that I'm afraid.
Like if we have to pick Silent Assassin and all we have is like a choice between Colorado
in Japan. I don't want to do a showdown on the train map. I don't want to do Silent
Assassin on the train map. I don't want to do a showdown on Japan. So we gotta do
that. You gotta take out Colorado in case it's the train map. But that makes sense!
What up little quick me? They're talking to me, by the way.
I don't know why.
Errr, e-ol, e-uh, e-uh.
Times rhymes, 6 for bits.
Excessive censorship, 6 for bits.
Lost wheat and man even clothes, 6 for sub and, and, or bitty.
Del Noir, Malachi, many spots, and a hog wrangler, 8 for 7.
I would've won this challenge a long time ago if I was more patient.
but it's so hard
you have a flash to blind a target maybe
maybe four crawl, six or seven yeah more map knowledge
Loss 8, 6 for 7.
Luminous Shoes, 6 for 7.
Float at these nuts, nice.
Ha ha ha.
I might not play Jump King Quest.
Okay, well I didn't really like Jump King, what's Jump King Quest?
I have a very petty reason for not liking Jump King, like I like Rage Games, I don't mind
Rage games I think a lot of them are fun but I didn't like how you didn't have
like a meter that showed you how far you were jumping when you were charging your
jump.
Dark Souls but Jump King.
Jump King, jumping with 2D silks on combat.
So what do you still charge your jump to move?
Yeah?
Yeah, maybe I'll beep it out.
I'll beep it out.
I only have, uh...
Audio distraction.
of
please tell me I saw my
please tell me I have my pistol
please tell me I have my pistol
welcome to Colorado Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them
however they're on high alert so you need to be careful
Godspeed 47.
It's okay.
This map is scary. Everyone has a salt rifle. We don't like that.
Hmm
Hmm
What's up, guys?
I'm doing normal militia gas stuff.
Dude, there's just so many guys over here.
Oh, a D-shoot, huh?
Hell of a baptism by fire, man.
You're telling me.
They'll kill you.
Too long.
Get ready for some secret mission in Mexico.
All right, Karen, calm down, Karen.
I
Yeah sure bum the trespassing
We could blow them up
all of the
one
of the
the
I really shouldn't be over here right now.
Well, well, well, well.
Man, I'm here now and the area is clear. Over.
Yeah, we chill, we chill. Everything's chill. T.M.
Hey, get ready. We got trouble.
Alright.
There's anything from anybody else. Over.
I'll see what El Chaparino has.
We got some big Dosh right now.
sir, I'm away.
sir, okay, sorry, you're the boss.
bye bye
mmmmm
big hole
I don't have any time
there's something else
I hate the fucking burst fire guns, man.
Wait, we got the safe.
Report anything suspicious to us, okay?
I'm going in!
I
Mean
What
How are you guys doing in there?
Now a good hitman would be like, let me find all of the clues for this.
No.
They found the naked guy. Oh, no!
Do they put the alarm on fire?
No way
Oh, whoo, god!
How about one for the road, there?
I arrived at the location and it was clear.
We're good sir.
Now, wa-wa-wa-woow!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Naked!
No close, no close!
No, that was good.
And a crazy day only paying your three grand for this job, get a real job.
But it's in like crypto, or like gold or some shit, it's like three kids golden the balloons.
no firearms, huh?
Only two targets.
We have a scrambler for Hokkaido.
We can do it on New York pretty consistently, although it becomes a problem when we get
certain people.
We guys like SINF, New York, or Two Target, Hokkaido.
What's a scrambler?
Actually, it might not work in... No, it does work in Hokkaido.
I think we have to take Hokkaido out.
Monkaaaaaa!
Blind Guard.
Let's just worry about making it out.
space on that pit not keys oh yeah oh we can't use our dark guns dude there's no
firearms haha
be careful about the Morse one I know for the Morse one you got to wait like a
a minute before you get up or some shit. But surely we won't get the morgue spawn, right?
At-Moon-Moon Chicken Jockey. Thanks man, what's up?
What's up, dude?
Why'd he say that?
Permission to light up this resin-dipped, turbo triple-zoot blaster.
Sure, man. You should just smoke crack, I think.
I'm gonna smoke crack because my favorite streamer told me to.
Okay
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination, I know what he read. Yeah
Why'd that guy say
We're saying thanks for something.
Fuck dude.
Man, we should have just taken him out.
I think we were good.
He comes back though. We're away for the sky.
Park to it.
I
Attack select
You just came back if you need more either
me when I'm from Texas excellent
this lady does not move
I wonder if we can get into those rooms or something other than the body yard one.
It looks like it's being cleaned right now.
I think this is the outfit for cleaning?
Dude, he- oh my god, there's-
What are you-
Why do I really knock out women?
How about the first person I literally choked out?
Yeah, maybe we can even get in here. Let's see.
Alrighty.
Nowhere to put them.
You don't want to know I'm getting strange
What the?
Flurra, thanks for silver.
And Kayapra, thanks for silver.
Mmmmm, I wonder if we want cleaner outfit.
I think we do.
It'll be easier to sneak around upstairs.
That was a risky grab because sometimes when you interact with someone who's like crouching
or like sitting, it'll make them stand up, face you, and then you punch them directly
in the face, and then you lose silent assassin, and then you lose it.
the
if she's not moving, but
if she's not going to move
the
what's the plan dude will they see me if I jab I think they do well that guy
I see me. I think so.
Well...
Oh my...
Wrong thing.
Goodbye...
Goodbye crowbar.
Goodbye.
I found it.
Yippee!
We're gonna give her the long of the word dude.
Although...
Oh come on, this is not the right day.
Wait, this might work.
Okay.
Okay, well we gotta take care of you.
How did that get you? Who the fuck knows, man?
Where do you go? Right there
Where do you go?
Wait he goes in the closet
Unfortunately cannot choke him out right there
It's closing instantly! Stop! Oh my...
We don't have enough time.
Checking out some noises.
Standby.
Okay.
Really?
What the...
Come on.
When I use a non-lethal melee, it's more silent and faster than a sub-deo.
It's more silent than choking them out.
It's considerably quieter and I'm not joking.
That's crazy.
I thought he would have figured it out by now.
I normally settle for subdued because I feel like I have a higher chance of not accidentally
Like hitting them in the front
Yeah, I'm gonna go for the choke I think in this situation
Keep all troublemakers out of here.
What?
Not below us right now.
I'm going for this right now.
Mama Mia!
So now we can actually use this room as XD time to make a pile.
safely pileable. And I think we have to do that to kill this lady.
of
no way we gotta get rid of this guy
Hello?
Hello. Anybody there?
fucking loser, dude.
Hold on, bro.
Why did I even do that? I could have walked around if you shoaked him out here.
You saw an option in the menu showing timer that was just out of the screen so at the
much time you waste on a single level I mean that's kind of like why I don't
want to turn it on is because
bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into
hiding but I'm sure your next execution will be perfect
get a remote a medic in your hideout loot crate that would have made this
It's trivial by the way, pep w? Alright man, keep me posted, alright buddy?
Um, yeah, I need some coffee, dude.
Dude, I'm so fucking sad, man.
prefer taking the sedative vial so I'm gonna tell you why I picked the the item
on the right way as we learned from a chatter each of those choices corresponds
with one of these briefcases and the more items I take from the right pool the
more likely I am to get a dark in that particular situation I already had a
a dart gun, but I had forgotten because I so rarely get the dart gun that I am automatically
attempting to deplete that right pool of items, right?
So it's not a matter of preferring the sedative over the emetic, it was a matter of not looking
at my items and picking the one on the right so that I could get a better item.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, yeah, that's all I was trying to say.
Hope this helps.
Jan Bia.
You can darken and no firearms just can't miss.
That is not... I don't think that is correct.
You'd...
It was so free, man.
It was so free do cosmetic NPC they can sub
Any jokes in the Moon Moon show?
Why couldn't the pirates see the movie?
Why?
Why?
It was raided R.
You don't get it?
That's okay.
Is the pirate underage? No, no, no, he's just not...
Uh...
He's a Christian.
He doesn't watch our read movies.
He doesn't want to be scandalized.
Fuck!
Allergic? Dehydrated?
We a gun.
Gun.
I'm so fucking sad we lost that. That was so stupid. So unbelievably stupid.
Just in patience dude it's it's fucking it's fucking dementia that's what it is
it's fucking dementia early onset dementia
I'll be right back, I'm going to get some Bob.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Dude you think i'm a psycho don't you you think i'm a fucking psycho don't you man you think i'm insane
No, I don't think you're crazy at all, I'm just talking out.
I'll never be Japanese, you'll never find the love of your life in Japan who looks like
this and is a cutie pie Japanese girl.
You'll never be the protagonist in an anime, you'll never have superpowers delighted to
overcome your most greatest tribulations, you'll always be a loser last.
Don't do it. Don't do it, double-eyed.
Ah!
Oh, shit.
Here's the money, the other one, and here's you
Come, into the sand, we've got to stay in the spot
Come on, there's no need for violence, do what you're trying
What up?
Moody Pizza, thanks for showing up.
I missed a great movie.
Was it a gift from me losing?
I don't think that's very great.
to Romania the syndicate is currently operating in the area find them and
eliminate of course they're on high alert it's not going to be easy don't
disappoint 47 good luck
huh fuck up
No?
of
How do I get past this motherfucker?
Other side?
Hmm.
Sips my Pepsi?
I don't know why you're staring at me, stop.
I guess I'm just a run-bass, I'm actually.
Oh, you! I don't like your face!
What the hell is the problem?
Hmm
Yeah
Post Traumatic Stress.
Well, don't think so. This will surely be a blow to the scene.
Hey, it's me!
Fuckin... wall piercing flashbangs?
Hello?
Where'd you go to?
Hey, hey, doctor, what's happening?
I have a problem!
Something unseemly is going on.
We need to check it out.
It looks exactly like the security detail around here.
From here.
This is gonna be a little goofy.
I got people to kill
Don't come in here.
Let's see how bad it is.
Oh, it's still pretty bad.
Oh my god!
How did you get so close?
Oh, there he is!
Oh my mia!
Where did that come from?
I'm not sure if it's the same thing.
Relax.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this input.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourselves.
I'll be in charge.
Is that a guard?
So, I'm the murderer.
There it is.
Where'd he go?
Poor guy. I mean, it wouldn't hurt that bad, I don't think.
Epic!
I feel like I could jump off of the train while it's moving.
We will do showdown on...
Do it in Japan.
Okay, but I'm gonna do a normal train, not the bull one, that's cool.
Is that cool?
No firearms, eh?
Can't do that.
You break your skull on a tree?
That one was moving too fast.
So actually, at that level, the train's actually completely still.
the terrain that's moving. So, it would be really easy. You get that from a YouTube
best say? No, someone in chat said it. I'm pretty sure.
You sure? Be sure.
You use the banker pistol past the procedural that I use the use the
burst. Yeah, but I we don't have a perfect shooter. Objective so I'm
gonna take this one because if I fuck up really bad, I won't lose my
only legendary gun and we might fuck up really bad so more takes extra some
nobody in chat has a brain that guy is defecting right now welcome
He's defecting. He's running across the DMZ line right now from North Korea to
South Korea. I'm South Korea by the way you guys are North Korea.
You're hung low?
Really?
That's awesome.
I'm moon moon.
When you know how's it feel to get all your weapons taken by Trump to waste an
iran slash comma no South Korea I feel so bad my stockpile of weapons
of where's 47 Tiger Hollywood X for seven board tax six for seven adorable
make links for gifting King Ghidorah macho plant itself a lot I got a lot
Let's take a look.
Wait, I'm still in the separate...
Let's get a job, dude.
Well, we kind of blew that.
My frigore had to snap his neck.
Man, I would be careful if I was you.
Your back can snap just like that.
You better get one of them saffron.
I see
Where are they coming in here, dude, I gotta get a job. I'm here for the interview
Don't come in here, bro.
It's not worth it.
you
Man I've got someone on the ground
Okay
Syndicate member eliminated well done 47 it's so it's sorry
Really
Fucking dumb ass burst pistol
Also, how does this guy see the person on the ground
Damn we lost track of the bastard yes, we did
I killed the bank manager.
Yes.
I'm going to ace it this time, guys.
me please. It's right down here.
Nervous. Don't worry. I'll do fine.
Get ready.
We've got trouble.
Let's go.
Okay.
Oh, come on, we're getting there real quick.
Now,
Mr. Thomas, have a seat, please.
Ah, Mr. Thomas. Good to meet you.
I'm Kevin and this is Melissa.
We're both with HR and we will be guiding you through this last test.
It's important to stress that there's no past or fail here.
It's merely a standard personality test meant to gauge how you'll fit into our corporate culture.
Alright.
If you're ready, let's kick this off, okay?
I'm ready.
Okay, so this is a very simple test.
All you do is pick a card and tell us what you see there.
Now, it's important to point out that there are no right or wrong answers here.
It's just to give us a better impression of who you are on a psychological level.
Does that make sense?
Yes, I'm ready.
Alright, Mr. Thomas, let's proceed then.
If you will, please pick the card that most conjures up the word...
...opportunity.
Ooh, this one!
This one.
Alright. Now look at it closely.
Take a few moments.
Then tell me, do you see an animal or an object?
Animal.
I see. What kind of animal?
A bird. An eagle, perhaps.
An eagle? Very interesting. A forceful animal. Anything else?
It's feeding on something.
Feeding? On what?
A carcass. The scene is reflected in a pool of blood flowing from the body.
It's a vulture feeding on someone else's kill.
That's very graphic, Mr. Thomas.
Yes. Brutal, even.
Right.
Very interesting observation Mr. Thomas. Not what we expected, but that's perfectly fine.
Let's take the next one, shall we? Pick any of the remaining cards that make you think of
execution, please. This one. I'll pick this one. Good choice. Tell me, what is the first thing you
see here? Just the very first thing that comes to mind? I see a figure in a large coat, perspective
Skewed as if I'm looking at him from the ground. He's got something in his hands. I
Go on he's on dual firearms large caliber pistols. I see what else do you see he's just finished a job
perfectly executed and
Who is this man? It's me very very interesting mr. Thomas. Well, that's a very creative
Creative interpretation, Mr. Thomas. I think we've just got time for the last card. Please proceed
This last card should hopefully make you think of
prosperity
Okay, oh very good. This is an interesting one
What if you see here?
Take in the whole image, please and in as much detail as possible
Tell me what this reminds you of well
Hmm. Can you elaborate on that?
I see a big pile of money earned performing questionable actions.
And how do you feel about that? Bending the rules of the game?
It's what I do.
Very good, Mr. Thomas.
Well, I have to say, that was very impressive, Mr. Thomas.
With your cutthroat approach and killer instinct, I think you'll fit right in with Milton Fitzpatrick.
Wouldn't you say so, Melissa?
I couldn't agree more, Kevin.
Mr. Thomas, allow me to congratulate you on your new position as an investment banker here at Milton Fitzpatrick.
Thank you. When do I start?
Well, aren't you an ear beaver?
Well, we expect you to come in tomorrow at 8.
Welcome on board, Mr. Thomas.
You know what? If you want, feel free to have a look around the bank.
You've got clearance all the way to the top.
Get to know the place. Just don't go into the CEO's office.
We don't want to lose you on your first day.
Thank you.
I'm sure you can see yourself out, Mr. Thomas.
Have a nice day
Please, go get some help!
Okay, okay, come here.
And I think the bad kid is going down.
Please don't look into this.
Right away!
I got the job!
Yeah, they just love this guy here, huh?
What's that?
Hello.
You thought everyone would count?
This canyon, I presume. Come in.
I thought this would take place upstairs.
This place is...
Turn around and go back where you came from.
Hey! What are you, some kind of thief?
You can't...
Oh my goodness!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Nice day, huh?
Thanks.
I mean, yeah.
Fuck.
Fucking blew it, dude.
It said I had clearance all the way to the top.
Oh, this is the bottom, dude.
Oops!
It's a good fucking burst pistol. God damn it. At least it's accurate.
Where'd he go?
No.
Yes.
Yes, fuck off.
Well, it's been a while since we had a shootout on this map.
Well, it's been a while since we had a shoot-out on this man, a little bit.
Who the fuck are you?
Hey!
Alright, man.
of
the
end
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
We should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
You're gonna regret this!
Is there another D?
Come on now. Get on with your doggy. Oh, yeah.
Who is that?
You there?
You need anything?
Yup.
I might just have what you need.
Yeah.
I might just have what you need.
Dark good.
After you.
Dark good.
Rope.
Come back in.
Time.
We can choke someone with a rope, dude.
That's awesome.
Who saw that?
Black guy, that was R, I think, or something.
Please help!
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
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little flashy work is it like a you throw it and then it's just like a little
flashbang or what where's a bomb a friendly boom I think we're living
finally for a little bit what's my bed of choice excellent work back it is
I know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Oh no.
Well, maybe it'll be a party one, guys. That was easy to do, S.A.S.O.
Right, fellas?
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
I keep forgetting I have this gun right here.
Uh, no.
Dude, nice Gabe Newell reference, holy fuck.
Uh, no.
Do you know about the safe house banana truck?
No.
What that? What that? What that? What that?
Oh, no!
Beam, Fortress 2.
Mm-mm, maybe I'm a picture, I'll understand immediately. Yeah, do me.
I'm not gonna check till after stream though, so...
Or maybe ever!
You're listening to this developer speech bubbles of DF2 now.
What what should we miss in the
Ah yes, silent assassin suit only suit only.
my expertise. Conservation of Pistaker Lakes for 7?
So social!
Nice suit on. It made me re-equip this one, so...
I think I might be bugged.
Okay, we got the mile.
Just got to Stormvale at level 30 with a plus 5 weapon.
Elden Ring?
Now do it with your fist, please.
Now do it with your fist and also one HP.
Otherwise you're not a real Dark Souls gamer.
Also, you have to play upside down with your feet.
Double triple omega checks the lethal poison vial.
Oh no, dude, if it's regular Garmore, we're hoes, boys.
We're hoes, we're so fucked, we're so fucked, man.
Welcome to Born Bridge Manor.
We now know the leader's current location.
Yippee!
However, as we don't know the exact description, this means you will have to do your own recon.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy to help you.
the following information they are here to attend a business meeting yeah we also have the following
description on their looks yeah we know that they have brown hair yeah they are wearing glasses
they are wearing earrings and wearing a necklace as for characteristics we know the target suffers
from dehydration and we know that they suffer from allergies use these traits to your advantage
He's done here. Dude, is this not where we saw the last guy?
Dude, eat him!
No glasses?
Wait, really?
Oh yeah, that run is head. Dude, I knew I was right. You guys are fucking with me. Shut up.
He's probably gonna drink now.
Aw, you sick.
You sick, big man.
Aw.
Sometimes it feels like somebody's watching me!
Oh-oh!
Oh, shit.
It's not weird. Everyone does this.
Alright, let's go get her out of there.
Do I use a mobility scooter when shopping? No.
What your mother does?
Oh my god, wait. We can't get the...
Oh my god, that was close.
Well, it's going to be real hard to pull this poison off.
Oh, there's not as many people over here though, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Emetic Granada.
How can we not have Prime Suspect?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
If you need more, you know where you can find me.
How can we not prime suspect?
Should we keep watching?
Where do we go for it?
I think they shook hands.
No way.
Dude, what?
Huh?
Huh?
What?
He already drank it that is not how it works
just shoot him
Do you want to buy something?
I got it all.
Does the medic already make them panic?
Dark gun big M. Sure.
I'll be around if you need more. She ain't got that.
Weird.
Can you just go and check it out? Yeah. I get it.
Yes.
of
No, shut up.
Hmm, we can get him when he walks over there again.
Oh, here.
There's two guys.
What the fuck
Business
Damn.
Please God, do not see him.
Hey!
Hey!
We're in perfect vaccination position right now.
Someone about to get back sup bruh.
Excellent work, 47. The leader has been eliminated. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Now, Threl. Hmm. I think I'll leave, actually.
Get the safe.
Me when I see the purple pink badge next to your name and you say get the safe on my
and they sound like Assassin's Suit only showdown?
Might think I'll ignore you. Fuck you. Goodbye.
Fuck you and goodbye!
Well done, 47. This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
I made you a billionaire, dude! What were the odds, dude? What were the fucking odds?
Has she garnered anything from something?
Plus 400k, dude. Oh, 21 and 4? Dude, if it was the beginning of Hitman and I tried that
shit when we started playing again, that shit would have been literally one percent.
You got almost a million points!
A-milly-milly.
A-milly-milly.
Boop-boop-boop-boop.
M-m-m-m-moment.
Sure.
Hmm. Nope, we got our epic shotgun. Yippee! I thought I lost.
Have our good old-fashioned shootout, fellas.
Oh, that's nice.
I don't think we need anything else.
When you throw an emetic grenade.
Oh yeah, very specific question for me.
It's a showdown.
We throw an emetic grenade at a target.
Do they immediately try fleeing, like to the accent?
They start shitting.
The fuck do you think?
I don't know.
I'm asking you what to think.
only if you get seen throwing it.
Likely no. Otherwise what would be the point?
Well I mean, some items are intended for use in Silent Assassin or...
You know what I mean? Like...
There's a whole bunch of explosives and...
Assault rifles and shit.
I think we got it.
I think this is it.
Are you reading a fake chat, captive viewers by the way?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Lab weapons, console units and soundproof assets of panic NPCs that are in forced trespass.
Nerd.
There's camp viewers names.
Means Twitch went through and looked at large data sets for people who were viewbotting
and then assigns them a number they believe is their true view count.
You'll never believe who it happened to.
to be rude.
I'm on camera!
I'm not supposed to kill this guy and get away with it.
I think I'll get that car. No problem. I ain't so pleased with it. I'll see you later.
Oh, he's dancing!
I
I know
They're proving up there
I'm sorry.
Parish.
Zidicate member eliminated.
Dumb intercept.
What?
Oh, fuck.
Please help me. I need help over here.
Hey, boss.
Oh
This one to my show
Can't see fuckin' or any damage
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Oh, no! Help!
We need a doctor!
Oh, God! Hey!
Someone help me!
Help!
Help!
I'm gonna call for an ambulance.
Hey, you!
This is a restricted area!
Coward is killing innocent civilians!
Don't follow him!
Somebody help me!
Someone help me over here!
It's an air!
The old sedative!
I can't disguise as the fat bald guy.
You have the right authorization to be here, mister.
Oh, he's a production or what?
You're in trouble, gunman.
Oh, stop it.
Hey!
Wake up!
I can't give a shit!
Shit!
Comming command, hell copy, over.
I saw this man.
And he was going where he shouldn't be going.
Hear that, thieves?
Stop!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hey!
Hey, shut up!
Where's my briefcase?
Found it.
wait oh yeah throw out this guy whoops
he's gone got a ski daddle
this area has been locked down we're doing this for the sake of your well-being
where the hell am I? I just put in a circle
I gotta get to the bike herbs
Wait, no, no.
Gee, I sure hope no one finds the 5.
There was a guy in the club!
Where is he now?
Time to step up your game!
I knew he would speak to me.
And that was all I needed.
The club's empty now, what happened?
So if we can empty the club like that, uh, that's crazy.
Okay, that's good to know.
Oh no.
This guy's waiting outside.
This keeps happening again and again today. I should have stayed in bed. Dude, they're all like lined up like children in a corn. Holy fuck.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
What the helly?
I'll get a crowbar, he'll be like, hey, that's not okay, I'm gonna be like, hi, sorry.
Hey, wait a minute. You can't crowbar open gate. That's illegal. And I'd be like, sorry.
This guy is just always grooving.
Who saw me?
I'm not actually got it.
Or compromise I killed that guy for no reason I'm a fucking murderer dude
It's crazy that's quieter than choking them out
Yeah, it's a big banana.
Holy.
Is he on a fix per se?
We're... oh, we already broke it, dude.
Whoops.
Hello.
Re-stab guy.
Stay down.
Your time is now.
Ome wamo!
Shindeiru!
Shit! Please help! Help me!
Oh my god!
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, sir.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Ten step hidden slice technique.
Double kneecap and a banana and a headshot, dude.
It'd just be like that sometimes, bro.
It do be like that.
Hey, what's in here?
It's food!
Where do you think he's at?
My plug.
Littering.
That's not cool.
Very fucking cool.
Shooting that guy in the head?
Extremely.
I think I'd rather do Whittleton Creek style of assassin, if I have to, although there's
only two targets on this one, so...
But I'm more confident on Whittleton, they both have these maps actually.
So, we're just gonna do this.
Meh meh meh. Meh meh meh meh meh.
Next Berlin, do the alien escape and so the bike?
I don't know how to do that. What is that?
Can you become alien?
You become alien?
You get abducted.
What kind of aliens?
Is it like the grey aliens or they're like
Or is it like the the Martian from Bugs Bunny who's like
Big laser.
I forgot how he sounds actually.
What was the- You guys know what I'm talking about?
The fucking green alien from like the Bugs Bunny cartoons?
What was this little fucking line that he always said?
There's always like something with like a big- Yeah, Marvin the Martian, dude.
What was his line?
Where's the- Shattering the boom!
I fucking hated old cartoons, man.
I grew up, holy fuck.
We talked about this a million times, man.
I just waiting for him to be over here.
Waiting for him to be over here.
I feel like now I would have a different appreciation for them.
But as a kid, I had no appreciation.
Youngest MacDrungus, for some it was so much her first age.
Yeah, if I was stupid, that's also how I would have interpreted what I just said.
E-R-E-O-E-R-O-E-R-E-R
Aaron, are you out there?
Have you seen my P-U-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
Oh yes, I have.
Who was Marvin the Martian's enemy? It was Bugs Bunny, right? I forget.
Who was always screwed with that guy?
Oh, it's Dabby.
Does anyone else think that it's like really fucking hard to understand Donald Duck, by
the way?
My motherfucker is barely legible.
Legible?
Yeah, I was-
Tells us that there are syndicate members in the area. I trust that you can find them and eliminate legible
Yeah, I was ever this is no little bit a little bit of word planks. I knew that that wasn't the correct word to use
Is it applies to writing and not like?
Voice
You know me you probably don't get it actually
I'm on camera, but I'm allowed to be here
What?
Aw, he's doing church stuff!
Aw, he's praying!
of
the
of
the
city
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
me say your prayers
y'all think there's a dark gun for sale gee i sure hope so
I got so much fucking rat poison holy shit.
Huh, what?
There's the concert.
You guys want to go to the concert?
Yep, yep, yippie!
Weird?
There you go.
That must be getting AVGVs.
There's nothing out here.
Yeah, true.
This guy's leaving!
Stop!
Well, well, well.
We hit him in the spine, dude, that should have had to hurt.
Next snap, juicy.
How'd they find that guy already?
What the fuck?
Okay, so I've started to die every time.
That's why I'm trying to kill you, mate.
Is this close, though?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Ooh!
And then we got the Duskwrap SMG, bro.
Return of the Goat.
If you need anything else, you can show it to me.
Oh, thank God.
I don't want to see that.
Broom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I feel like I've gotten this dark on so many times and I've just like barely been able to make use of it because I instantly lose immediately afterwards.
Okay.
Okay.
And tonight, 6-4-7 says yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
Excuse me gentlemen now shit yourself
All down instantly shit cell
You ain't ten feet in the air the dark again. Oh, you must be talking about the legendary New Zealand
150 yard
No, not that time
They got crossed the map, Darkun shot?
Alright, the game has run out of other items to give us, by the way.
Pretty much.
Kappa.
Just kidding.
We got like half of them.
Lol.
Omega lol.
Uh, I'm glad I haven't had to do collateral kills in a while.
Oh. Mega. Low.
Got an assault rifle.
Anyone else having an assault rifle?
I use it for hunting.
Animals.
Don't ask me why I had to specify.
Animals.
Do not.
I smoked and now my jokes make sense to you?
Smoked what? Well, I've chatted her so she smoked cock, so...
I think he phrased that wrong. No, he used his smoker to smoke chicken.
Has anyone ever had smoked chicken? Like the way they smoke pork and shit? Have anyone ever done that?
People do that.
It's good.
Damn.
Some smoked chicken with mesquite.
There!
And the smoker for 309 minutes then grilled.
Very specific number.
Smoked wings are so good.
My mom used to make really good wings, but they were like, fried I think.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentine. The Symbicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate. However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Those are the souses? She did a bunch of different souses.
My favorite was always like the mustard-based one.
So if it can't be smoked, hmm, how about...
Hmm seaweed because it would evaporate into nothingness
I'm trespassing we should not be here
You look like a mustard guy
Okay, what the fuck does that mean?
What's your bitch ah dude, okay
What?
What do you think that noise was?
Who knows?
Who knows?
Who knows that?
Oh, no.
It's got a silenced gun.
Cool.
It's got a silenced gun, cool.
There's some cold smoked pepper jack curing in the fridge right now?
Dude.
I don't know. That sounds weird.
Weird? Like how? All my clums-
I don't know. Food. Mmm.
Mmm, I fucking love food. Holy fuck.
You got smoked cheese? Yeah. Sorry.
I prefer like smoked sa- I like smoked salmon and like...
I don't know if any kind of smoked meat is okay.
I gotta get through here, buddy.
Yeah, blunts.
Fuckin' hell yeah, dude.
Weep!
Oh no.
T1 is playing today in six hours.
You gonna be up cheering?
Oh yeah, dude.
lovely your legends please okay I shouldn't do that
how many is that the fucking simole a dude by the way I pronounced that correctly
I'm a bit uh I'm a little bit cultured
Hello
What's up?
What is that?
Well
Right
about an outdoor assembly?
Oh, no. We got him.
I've got a little set dressing to help you vision.
Maybe you're bound to be on the final screen.
I've got all the sizes moving.
I love everything.
I mean, I'll press there.
With stairs and everything, wouldn't it be so dramatic?
Well, I don't know if you would like to speak to my language, Michelle.
Oh, I don't get it at all!
Oh, you poor thing. I felt like that yesterday.
Tour's over, ladies.
I've got to stalk this man to the bathroom real quick.
What are my thoughts? What's my opinion on the Rwanda illegal mining operation on Congo's Sobaran territory?
it's terrible so bad okay I need a hint what's wrong
Taz that WRL W
okay we'll keep that in mind okay shit yourself shit yourself shit yourself shit yourself
Shit yourself. Fucking shit yourself.
Oh, no, they're going to follow him all the way.
May you suffer his fate as well.
They're going to watch him throw up.
You're so gross.
Or will they?
Stupid fucking...
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
Stupid fucking...
Shoot more than one bullet, gun.
Hate it.
Ha ha ha.
Like that 360?
You got lucky, bro, let's just say that.
Yeah dude, you got lucky bro. Let's just say that.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Fortunately that guy's weakness... stares.
Let's go pick some grapes.
Hey, I'm good.
Yep, that's my eagle ice secret.
It makes eagle noises.
Alright, second showdown, guys.
Let's keep it clean.
Keep it tight.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
We got a lot of shit on us.
Relax, fucking raiding bugs!
FABARGE!
What are we missing? Syringe. We don't need a syringe.
Books are pretty base. Oh you like books? Name at least 20 books or otherwise you're
not really a, you're not a booker.
Feller me, unimpressed.
The bibble? Nice.
Goosebump. Okay, name them though. This guy said Ivory Goosebump.
I'm thinking Goosebump 1, Goosebump 2.
What WC game will you be attending? I assume WC stands for World
championship which is a reference to uh the soccer games going on here soon
maybe also basketball but basketball's rigged honestly soccer's probably rigged too
i'm going to the runescape tourney in chicago
you want me to go to Chicago one two I guess if I wasn't gonna go to Chicago
probably I mean risk it to go to Chicago always fuck you
I just want to go to the Midwest.
You'd be lucky to go to Chicago.
Hey, Chicago!
Milwaukee better?
Dude, and they got that beer that's leaned out for them, too?
So good.
You need to identify the target first, but be careful. They're on high alert
We don't want them to slip away on the other hand
I'm on camera. You do know this. They are here to attend a business meeting as for their identity
We know that they have red hair. They are wearing a hat
It's not that guy and has a tattoo furthermore your target buffers from allergies and
And they like to read. Be it keeping up with the times or simply wanting to be inspired. I'm sorry. We don't have more
Be careful 47. It's gonna be a party. Yeah
Oh man
Red hair glasses hats
BUT, OK.
Oh.
Oh.
We are in, uh, a tremendously bad spar, though.
well well well go read a book bitch
are you standing there
you're gonna hell out of here
I'm getting the flippy heck out of there, dude.
Froggynator thinks for gifting one sub, daps you up, my hand's covered in motor oil.
I'm a mechanic.
Yes!
What are you doing?
She was eating something.
She was eating, right?
Nice soulful reaction.
Oh, was she sneezing?
No way.
Oh, she drank it.
Target is a robot and does not drink.
Don't deal with it. Oh
Disappears
I don't see anything suspicious.
Yeah, I got it.
Because you haven't learned how to see, bro.
I got an unmarker.
They're just reading.
Stop.
You've got to learn how to see.
Come to Milwaukee, Chicago.
I don't even know what state Chicago, Massachusetts? Chicago?
Oh, it's Illinois. That's right. I remember.
I'm Ember.
Yeah, I'm Ember.
It has to be Ragemade. No, man, people just don't fuck with Chicago, bro. Sorry.
kind of cringe actually now that I think about it
where the fuck is this dude going he's looking at
I'm just gonna pick up a map from there.
Oh
Intrigue
Where's your fucking tattoo, bruv?
I think I saw it in his hand.
He got a sneeze though.
I'm waiting for a sneeze.
Yeah, he's gonna tattoo on his hand. Damn, that's hard to see.
Blood's drinking!
No!
So, who's the third person, though?
This person's drinking too, not a target.
I dares gonna walk out the front door, though.
What?
And that is off.
Come along to the freezer.
Everyone still hates us.
Is he in chocolate ship, bro?
Huh?
Wait.
Where is my phone?
Can you even drop it?
I did not...
Oh, no, dude, I did not leave it at Bible camp.
Dude, where's my phone?
Did I check my other pocket?
Oh my god.
Who locks their fucking gate?
Coward.
I'm about to start blasting, dude.
sorry guys sorry sorry sorry sorry don't you worry I won't be going that way
I'm going to go this way.
He he he.
Pro-bar of hell.
Oops.
Oops.
It's going to be kind of hard to get out of my phone.
Where the fuck is my phone, dude?
Hey, hold on.
You look like you're in need of some hardware.
If you got the cash, I got the product.
I suppose I am.
I'll be around if you need more.
So there's a drop in front of Midair, it happened to me and Italy once, we're looking where
you used the last.
I don't remember where I used the last.
Oh jeez darling, I'm so hungry.
Have you seen those beautiful paddies back there?
And Mr. Wilson just keeps standing behind you.
Who the fuck up?
I can't tell what color's here is.
Is it black?
No!
Yeah.
What's the fucking plan, bros?
Drop all of your items and see what you're doing.
Nope.
Baaam baaam.
Baaam baaam.
Shuba-Doo-Wop! Shuba-Doo-Wop!
Shuba-Doo-Wop! Shuba-Doo-Boo-Doo-Boo-Doo-Boo-Doo-Wop!
What the fuck did that guy get?
I'm so powerless without my phone.
I got a good, I got a good, I got a good feeling to you.
I don't even remember what I'm looking for.
Red hair, hat, tattoo.
Business leader.
What just happened?
That's it.
I hope.
Not done yet.
Go ahead commander.
No nothing yet.
Got that right on watch my back.
Don't want to go down too.
What the hell?!
We gotta get the fuck out of here, man.
We gotta get the fuck out of here, dude.
You're detected.
It's really hard to be immersed when wearing the Yoda helmet.
Shut up.
I'm sorry.
Okay, I get it. They're leaving.
Oh look at all the cool guys coming back from the extractive.
Lucky!
And I ran, I ran so far away, couldn't get away.
Well, God bless. To the sewers I return.
John underscore soul six seven in chat asked
Can you explain in the in fortnight terms? How does can that spell?
Energy energy works at moon moon
So you know when you're on the battle bus right and then you
jump out of the battle bus after thinking the battle bus driver and then
like you start off slow at first but then you kind of reach like you would
increase in speed after you've thrown yourself out of the battle bus that's
potential energy? It's both, fuck you. We're on the third motherfucking thing, dude.
We haven't done Dubai in a million quadrillion years.
Funny, friend.
Let's get it.
We can do no firearms in New York.
Oh man.
Maybe not.
Actually, hold on.
There's gotta be a better choice.
I'm just like, I'm worried about getting one of those guys in the lobby that, like, exist
in the lobby.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, fuck it.
Let's go to New York.
Let's go fucking New York, dude.
Let's go fucking New York, dude.
Who the fuck in New York?
No firearms.
Mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam.
What do we got? Okay.
How many targets we got? Two?
Yup.
We're a main armorer.
Do we have an ametic syringe? No, but we can make them.
Gotta be very careful.
Careful fucking around with
Man we got a poison this guy do you fucking I'm not gonna I'm not even gonna try
Another mission where I can use my dark head by the way
No optional objectives in bed.
we got this we're gonna get
get no name no one nothing
thanks for seven
we can do it we can do it we can do it here we go I'll be in touch no I had some
other shit that would have been useful fuck we should rock the scrambler the
fucking key card the project nice to New York Intel tells us that the operative
syndicate members are currently in the area
of
of
no one in the
I know this is
this person I do not recognize
I got nothing.
What's wrong with him?
That was weird.
You, take a look.
Oh yeah, I get it.
Hmm, well, we're so out.
Oh my god, the camera dude!
clear
Hurry up I ain't got all day partner
Who's that goblin at the end of the hallway? Who is that?
Put it in your mouth please, it's Priscilla.
That's goblin dees? Oh, I know that guy.
I can't move any of these bodies.
I just picked something up.
Hmm.
Yeah, let's just move you.
I wonder if moving...
We're gonna move them all in here, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I cannot use a firearm.
I cannot use a firearm.
I cannot use a gun.
I cannot use a gun.
I cannot use a gun. I cannot use a gun.
I am not able to use a gun in this mission.
I am not able to use a gun in this mission.
I am not able to use the gun.
Spaghetti Victim Bix for seven.
So just use your gun.
I cannot use the gun. I cannot use the gun.
Tell me I got the key card already.
in my hammer it waited on what
Cha-ching!
Keep the gun equipped so you can keep reminding yourself not to use it.
Nah, that's not how it works for me, man.
Nah, that's just not how it works for me, yeah.
If I were more of a mental giant like you, maybe, but like, me personally, I'm so fucking stupid, so...
Do you know what I mean?
Bella?
Yeah, we got a lot.
What's the lore behind there being chloroform in here for what?
Might think I'll store my very precious bottle of chloroform.
I think that's a good idea.
Are they Huffett?
That's cool.
Yeah, I could see that.
cool primarily because it's drugs drugs are cool
stay focused
I know where you're going, smile.
Ooh, I know exactly where you're going, mister.
to shoot him. Did you see that snap dude? Hello? What the fuck was that? Dude calm the
Fuck down right now
Calm the fuck down right now
Calm
The fuck
Down
Right
What the fuck are you going?
That was sick, that wasn't it, that was sick, that wasn't it.
I've only got one.
We lure this guy.
Jesus.
Wow.
Get the hell over.
Hey, Ova, yeah.
If this guy sees us, we lose.
I'm gonna throw right through it.
Come on.
Really?
I think I'm gonna walk back, I hope.
Uh-huh.
Man, what's that?
Stand by while I investigate.
Interesting.
Uh-huh.
Man, you have some weird noises.
I'll have a look around.
Please do not see me across the way.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done.
No, we're just supposed to let anyone from IT in there.
That's right.
You know how crap this old building is with the wireless.
Now the director hates seeing cables anywhere.
Well, she had a router installed in her office, but it dies a lot.
And to need for IT to drop by every now and again.
Got it.
Watch!
You're looking very low-teeth.
I need energy here.
What is this?
ROUTS!
What is this?
ROUTS!
ROUTS!
ROUTS!
ROUTS!
ROUTS!
ROUTS!
ROUTS!
ROUTS!
ROUTS!
ROUTS!
Man, if we... if I raise the bathroom, it would be alright.
You know what we can do?
We can probably wait on that staircase.
We're gonna try this then.
Oh
Again really this is so boring
how do we do this it's gonna be kind of annoying to get down there in time
remember it silence has to no firearms if the target sees us we lose for some
reason
Surely be a blow to the syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Yeah, get the hell out of here, man.
It's Patrick's. He just follows his office.
It is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.
I'm returning a call from Jonathan Luthorne.
I see. Any idea as to when he might be there?
I don't know how to do this.
Oh, there's NPCs not see them?
So that orb above their head represents their suspicion of you not whether or not they could
see you.
That guy saw me at fun.
Mama Mia dude, we're doing reeeeeally good dude.
We got an easy one to start tomorrow with dude, so I don't instantly have to do sound
ass and lose cuz I'm like not locked in. I'm not warmed up dude. This is it dude! This is it!
Only six, only 10 more missions to go fellas. How many do we do? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
You're gonna be excited to finish me playing him in?
Yeah, cuz this is one of my favorite games, so.