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da fanaly...? (hardcore freelancer variations !mod while taking silent assassin when it is offered as a prestige objective)
05-30-2026 · 7h 23m
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Wear skeleton mod? I forgot
That's okay
We started this quite as Yoder
What's on Twitch? AI summaries? Surely no datical use for training, right?
I don't even know anything about that.
Azarik, this yourself?
What is it?
Scraping Twitch chat to train your AI?
Clearly you guys should be including like certain things in your messages in order to like...
just make it a vile creature dude. Make it as hard as possible.
Fail with death. Yeah, like that. He initially thinks for 9.99 something Donnie Tank thinks
for 7th. Blank has been a moderator for 48 months. Who was the...
Undeck?
movement. Thanks for ripping us up to the school hours. Uh, the Thonker, Donnie Tain,
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Mod appreciation day you guys want healthcare it's not Eric and giga glorp and billiards six first of it
You want war care do you like an ICBM?
Maxx Forgifted.
Would you like an Intercontinental Missile?
Importer Exported, thank you very much.
Talks out of spec-backed things or something.
Just so you know, these little monounsments, I literally cannot see who they are for, by
the way.
It's just like...
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Ignore me, thanks for subbing.
Man, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
The abstract theory, thanks for subbing, dude. Achievement unlocked.
You've been a moderator for...
10 million years.
Don't tell me you lost in the first five minutes? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We haven't started yet.
Thank Gord. Good chum and crunchy pickle, ignore me. Abstract period, excuse me for a minute.
Okay, it would save me a lot of money though. Hmm. Well, I was talking to the moderators.
You ever kill the man?
Would you be willing to?
I don't want to say serving the people be, we're going to find us safe.
Let's take this one out.
There was a save round.
Yes.
Can I wrench you a question?
Does that work?
May I wrench you a question?
Shoes are nice, they're for a 7.
Oh, Discord monster cap.
Hmm.
Alright, maybe you qualify, actually.
Now that I think about it.
Hmm.
How does... how does five dollars a month sound, hmm?
Sass, Porenze, Happy Camper, and Paul P.H.C. choose our message or something.
You think you can get two optional objectives here?
Yes.
Maybe.
I don't pay that.
Sorry guys, I've disabled 7 TV for everyone but me and my dog.
Nice.
Gun.
Never know what's going on.
I'm going to kill you.
gun never know when they're gonna come in handy bro what's my favorite sandwich
hmm I think I have like a good Cuban sandwich
That's where I- oh, wait.
Great, I'm thanks for seven, stash core, thanks for something.
You're also about to come in your hand.
Best of luck, soldier.
Welcome to Hokkaido.
What luck?
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Check them down, and do what you do best.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Godspeed, what is it?
I've never started here, ever.
I'm a gardener.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, there's no helicopter here.
Yes, below.
Hey guys, wait.
You heard us, too?
We got to get from a fort.
Dude, wait.
I just got put on antibiotics for seven days.
Everything cleared.
I'm just playing games with me, but I'm cool, I'll keep him cool, over.
I'm schizophrenic so I can project the emotes into chat even when it's only text.
Nice.
That's a dub.
That's a dub!
Alright, let's go bowling.
Guys, let's go bowling!
I haven't do his arm.
It is I, Mr. Bodyguard.
Wonder if we can get a shot on this guy.
This guy ain't looking right there.
You know what? Let's try to get the objectives for that chatter, dude.
Wait.
There's a fucking quarantine.
I feel like I've done this before.
Oh.
Yes.
Let's go in this room.
Yes, let's go in this room together.
Have you ever used the bathroom before?
Mister?
Was that scary the way it's up there?
You ever peep into a poo poo?
Silence.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Well, what if we, uh...
Who's fucking saw me?
Hmm, close one.
Don't mind the dead body.
You heard it too, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Now I'm COVID Yoda.
whee-bee
oh duh
let's see just how effective your hazmat suit is fool
I
He was a big deal once
It was nothing
Go straight, do not take a left.
Well, let's go ahead and move you into the other bathroom in a moment here.
Oh, is that a queen?
Wowzer!
Come on, give me a break!
Give me my fucking money back, bitch.
Welcome to the murder bathroom.
bathroom off, eh? I wonder if the rest of the facility's okay. How many of those guys
I said, do you think I've voided their bells?
Just wondering.
We gotta find some other fucking surveillance.
It's over here. Unless it moves for this map.
What's bebeb of choice mmm although it's coffee
a weaponized virus so go vid then got it three shirts down here yes it's right here
Don't fucking talk to me you know I have an idea
Hey, you mind watching this for me bro?
Step back.
Let the pros do those things.
Hey, this guy can't be serious.
You know it.
Wait, why am I hunting?
Listen up.
We got a situation here.
Roger.
Bad news, chatter.
Wait, why am I hunting?
Bad news, Shatter.
Bad news.
I cannot do two objectives.
And also, now we need to find an explosive.
I mean I could kill all of them, but that seems incredibly dangerous.
It looks like they're all moving downstairs.
Hold on.
Okay.
Am I missing something here?
Affirmative, come on.
I will commence backing and tagging if needed.
Unfortunately, he got away.
He got away
Who is this this definitely not the best part of the job
We're gonna wait for that guy to go downstairs if they're all localized downstairs we could do this
us. Keep it steppin' full.
Those guys outside too.
It's just so risky going in this lake.
Have I had a good angle, dude?
We're kind of fucked.
I don't like fighting down here.
What the f-
Hold on.
Down to three witnesses and I see all three of them.
All right.
No survivors!
I'm getting turned around because of this place.
Right here.
Hello, Gesso.
We have to find a bomb, by the way.
Just use the fire extinguisher?
I wish I could get this, but I'm saving them for this.
Thank you. You know where I am if you need anything else.
Step back. Let the pros do their thing.
Are these songs modded now?
Why'd you have that?
Oh hey!
Oh hey!
Objective complete.
I'm sorry. I was trying to look cool.
Sorry. I was trying to look cool.
Let's see what we can do about it.
So who is this guy anyway? Anyone know him?
Let's see what we can do about it.
Some work 47 you spread fear within the syndicate return to the safe house collect yourself. I'll be in touch
Sorry believers
Hey, come in might be
I don't know where the last person is it's like bugged out
time to step up it's go time
hello there hi and you know if anyone saw me kill me one year
the one witness was God
Oh, hey.
I thought that was an extra blister.
Remember
Bro, you know we had to hit her with the impact explosives
Song name? I don't know, man.
Well, yield no firearms despite having two dark guns, epic.
Epic!
Epic!
Overing three syringes. Sure.
If you lose this mission, you have to start over the campaign. Yep.
Got it.
Someone starts to know if I'm so fucked up to you because like, if the target sees me
I lose and there's no way to reverse though.
getting ads for Korean soap drama and it's so bad.
Ruff-Ruff!
They recently changed the ads on Twitch.
I think so.
Jank Dicks for 7? Hello Bill Nye, the robo-russian spy.
You been watching Ad on Twitch in years?
So they're going to let tier 2 and tier 3 subs post gifts?
Uh, no, I did not.
Like what kind of gifts?
pronounced Jif do not care.
All right, we got to focus up boys.
Honestly, maybe we bring this because we might get someone who's at the party.
I think we're good.
Well well well.
I was hoping for a regular silence estimation, so I could use my dark guns.
What is in quotes Futa?
Real question, not native speaker, and not that well versed in internet slang Low.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Godspeed, 47.
Ben?
Okay, who is that?
Who are you?
Is it the lady?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mommy, they installed the skeleton mod not yet.
I forgot.
She drank something in there I think.
and
of
Hmm, let's just take this guy out, he's kind of freaking me out a little bit.
I
And it's off
Probar to the head.
Who's this guy?
all right come on wrap it up wrap it up
the
Maybe we'll get the cameras over here.
Or we could just avoid them entirely.
I don't like when there's a cop in here that's one of the targets.
I know you can
I understand.
What?
Please, not a thing.
Mandy, take a sail here.
Hey, man, give those guys a- let's focus on, uh, this guy.
We have a crowbar, that's it.
We have to take this camera out.
I should have taken the cameras off, boys.
Okay, so...
If I turn off the security, eventually they come turn it back on.
like, what would what's the correct way to do this? Do we turn off the security,
run back outside, climb the side of the house, go through a window, get this guy
when he's in a side room, climb back out through the window before the security
comes back on and get off of the building? Or...
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Did we lure them one by one until the house is clear and kill these guys that way?
If anyone's there, identify yourself.
Damn.
Show yourself.
Hmm, let's be safe here, let's be safe here.
Hey, I'm Sheriff Masterson.
So, I mean, there's only two.
I mean, there's three guys upstairs.
where the hell are you AJ?
damn it took him a long time to find that loot
Now I'm on camera.
Where the fuck is the open window?
I think I went up the wrong way.
My dumb.
Right here.
I'm gonna get to that room that he's next to.
The door stays open.
We might have a situation. I'll check the perimeter. Over.
I did not realize that sight line was how it was.
Hey, hey, hey!
It does not say I'm on camera, but let's see what happens.
Whatcha doin'?
Alright, now we've got to destroy them.
it caught my boot
whoops
we were just going to the side garage i i think i don't
i can't open it though
only got a fuckin lockpick
let's go see what the dealer has
Don't you have a jab? Yeah, I just want to jab him out in public.
There's people who are wandering the streets, you guys don't know that.
Hmm.
Legendary sniper rifle.
Um, where's the safe?
Come back if you need more.
Yes.
I don't know.
I kind of want to save.
Let's get this. Just because it looks cool.
Swag.
No lockpick though.
I mean, there's kind of no one around here right now, actually.
Do we go for it?
I think this will be on camera.
Okay, was that the drake or the party?
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Get back to the stados. I'll be in touch.
Boosted.
I'm just gonna keep walking!
I
But I only had a crowbar.
Let's push away, big dog.
I'm sorry, I wish I knew the radius on opening these manholes, but I don't think I knew
old man.
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh. Might as walk to the bus stop bros.
Dengas and KT301 Vix for sub.
At Moon Moon High, what's up skin changer?
Skin changer, everyone.
Hello, human son.
Now get me not silent assassin.
Excellent 47.
If you feel the urge to do it, you'll need to be decorating.
Please do so.
Colorado and Thailand, eh?
This looks like a train.
Epic!
Gonna use our new gun, yippee!
Maybe we bring in a assault rifle though.
There we go.
If it's the train and Chick-It's Bad, I want to be able to swap to the automatic.
People do not have a lock, though.
You think we should gamble?
Let's gamble, dude.
Can you get the red suit to match the gun? Wait a second. But the red suit is cursed.
I probably don't need this.
Gee, I sure hope I don't regret that.
With an epic pistol?
Yes.
Red suit?
Yes.
Wrong gun.
Yes.
Make syringe?
Eh, it doesn't matter.
Hmm, yeah, it doesn't matter.
Did I see back rooms? No, man.
Was everything you had ever hoped for?
So, Shakin', how booty-meet did you sell it?
Tactical. You know what to do, 47.
should I hide these guys?
I'm on camera.
AHHHHH!
Kinda regret not bringing me crowbar.
WHOA!
Hello?
I
Brother
We lost him
I
Head's up people. We have a situation here
Stop right there, mister 7065 unknown now acting weird, please advise how coffee
I'm glad I didn't shoot that guy, I might have been very unfortunate.
of
the
man we might have a situation of
the
the
Okay, perfect.
Nice.
Ooh, wait for it.
Just come back if you need more.
I missed my red suit, but this is a war zone.
Oh yeah, I can't be there.
Well, what's the plan?
What is the plan?
Is there an easy way into this bitch without swapping me the outfit?
Are there someone peeing?
I know this guy moves.
I think we're still gonna play it safe and take a costume, guys.
Hey, excuse me! What are you doing?
of
Let's get you...actually hold on.
They gon' come up here fellas.
Oh yeah.
It was your own guy.
Oh, God!
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It's Yoko, man.
You're the man.
You're the man.
You're the man.
You're the man.
You're the man.
You're the man.
You're the man.
You're the man.
Oh, yeah, how about a vex of it?
I'm invisible!
Part 2 Shantics or something?
It's kind of when I shoot these guys, but I don't want to fuck up.
I'm so scared, dude.
This place crawled on dog
I wish I could see behind me smile
Madden cover leaked it's the goat Caleb Williams that heck it cooler what dude I love Caleb
Yo Caleb from the Knicks dude on the cover of Madden?
What?
90 misplaces of it.
Cold burgers thing for 7.
Let's go.
You look like LEGO Piece 2-8125.
Let me guess.
Hey, who knows?
I want to jump out the front.
Asshole son of a...
Hey! Somebody wanna help us out over here!
Maybe we'll just kill these guys.
Yes, I'm coming inside now, please.
I need to poison your colony.
To the bathroom, you must go.
Shit yourself, you will.
Well, well, well. It would appear this will be your last vomit.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
We've done it.
All we have to do is shoot this guy in the way that does not make ten guys shoot us all at once.
Yep.
Osh!
Alright, that's trespassing, fella.
Butterstuff takes her 7 and ends Jean takes her 7.
How about a trophy?
And then I hide you.
And then I look through the window.
And then I give you the old one-two.
And what we just saw.
Sorry.
Well, well, well.
Not good.
You are trespassing on private property.
It's not very...
Well, well, well.
Not good.
You copy.
You got a psycho on you.
You can fight him and take him to any of them.
I come...
I feel like I have the best outfit, man.
Maybe I do.
There's like three tiers of guards.
You got these shitty Java guards that have to stay outside of the fucking cool-ass militia complex, and then you got...
Slightly cooler guards who guard the horse. I mean the house, not the horse. Load.
And then you got Special Ops.
Looby Garden, the yard.
I advise you turn the correct way.
He doesn't know how close he was to being obliterated.
Well, gotta go!
Okay.
The worst possible thing that could happen is if we get offered silent assassins soon
only on Thailand Showdown.
But I'm sure it's not gonna happen.
Not impossible.
Ewww.
Ayayay.
Goodbye guns.
Is this a place that I can use the uh, scrambler?
I'll have one.
Got one.
Okay buddy.
What do we got?
Booty.
That's good.
We can poison their food.
Oh god.
12!
Since when?
It's been so long since I've gotten this far.
If I can get like a waiter outfit, dude, we're probably gonna be okay
I don't need this
The biggest way that we lose is if I get caught doing some mundane infiltration
ship. Like picking a door. The hard part is not killing our target. The hard part is
Getting into a position to kill our target.
I don't need this.
Oh.
Am I going to play mixtape?
Nope.
No.
I guess I'm just not plucky enough, I don't know.
Um...
Just it's not interesting to me, bro. I'm gonna be honest.
That was it. Since I played Life is Strange...
Shit, uh, am I gonna play Mixtape?
Life is Strange is like a supernatural story about like friendship, you know what I mean?
And the inevitability of death.
What's mixtape about going to college?
That's so fucking sad, man.
I'm so fucking sorry, dude.
I'm so sorry that you have to do that, man!
I'm gonna go get some coffee, bye-bye.
Yes, Milo.
you
you
you
you
you
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Oh, time to lose, boys.
old targets.
12 am on shiver room 9?
It's just gonna mean more lookouts and shit.
Not good.
to Bangkok. This is it. We've tracked down the syndicate leader. You need to identify
the target first. But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy.
As to why they are here? Well, we know this. They are attending a secret meeting. As for
the little identification we have on them, we know that they have no hair. They are wearing
Oh man.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
I don't know what we're going to do about the cameras man, I don't know what we're going
to do about it.
I
What someone there
Huh, I could say typical I guess
of
the
Balls?
Dude the earring wasn't in...
Dude it did not appear until you got close so that's fucked up.
Uh, need more napkins.
Sweet treat.
Okay, one more.
Ah, hi there.
So much to do in this city.
Where you going, chief?
Garcon?
Tell me there's some food out there, bro.
I'm sorry sir, really can't let you through here, I've got strict orders.
Do what the man says, Mr.
This place is really awesome.
I'm getting drunk this second my ship's over.
You
just like for lookouts in this room man
I'm well aware that the cave is probably...
He's going downstairs.
of
going back up
of
He told me you son of a bitch
I
This one. God, wait, which one was it? Is it the middle one?
to last. So... the most left one? Okay. Hmm, do they always meet at the same place?
That's him.
going far bruh.
The listening field turned into a session, and I'm...
What's up with you guys?
Yeah.
And I'm battle-served, with grilled, salted beef and vegetables.
I'm done.
4 reference, hold on, check in the clip.
That's the one I was going to go for anyway.
I recognize you.
Ken Morgan.
Yeah, yeah.
Change of course.
I'll get to know you.
You're so wonderful.
Thank you.
That's funny.
Actually...
How do we get out of here? That's another thing.
He's not going to a meeting. They do like a little shuffle walk when they're going to
meeting they walk a little bit faster
I wish I'd been a little bit faster with the camera so I could hear what kind of meaning
it was.
You went from a die of old age?
I just want to, if I can confirm what kind of meeting he's going to, then we can confirm
that it's him.
the only piece of information we don't have written on it.
And if we're able to confirm that,
then we're able to poison this food.
Which means that we're then able to focus on getting to an exit.
Hmm, we're gonna wait, we're gonna wait.
He's probably gonna go ahead and eat again.
And Dorian thinks we're subtle.
How many unchecked targets?
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
So we're also kind of hoping we got lucky with us.
Go to a meeting you piece of shit.
I think there's a camera down here, so we gotta be careful.
Maybe not.
Yep, there it is.
nobody gets hurt. That's what you get. See, they have a full tower. There's not a camera here.
Hmm, getting kinda boxed in here fellas.
Keep those glasses full, son.
We're gonna stay right here.
He's going for food again.
Maybe.
all the meeting bro all the fucking meeting dude
Have you confirmed what play it is?
Yes.
It's the leftmost one on the bar.
Nakamani drops his phone.
That's awesome, dude.
How do you propose I do that on Silent Assassin?
No firearms in the middle of 100 dudes.
Hey, would you please stop that freaking game?
You met a grenade.
I didn't bring it.
Banana.
If he slips on that banana, I lose.
Thoriform. Someone finds him, I lose.
Why, isn't a banana an accident? Okay, so my understanding of accidents is, as long as...
Okay, if he wakes up after an accident, he is going to leave.
At that point, how do I sound an assassin killed? You know what I mean?
I'll wait all day for you to call a meeting bitch.
Call me all day.
How about the second extra 7? Still not doing it by the way.
What's the meaning type we're looking for? Secret.
Is it possible he's not the target? Yes.
Just make him call the meeting.
Um, no.
No.
Because eventually he will call the meeting.
Just banana the other target and use their phone.
Nah, I think I'm gonna sit here or word safe and wait for him to do the thing that he is eventually going to do.
He might be doing it right now.
No.
If he's not the guy who might not do the meeting, right?
Every single one of these targets will eventually go to or set up a meeting and they go to it.
What do I need to see it because of my dude look the whole how many how many hours of
the headman do you have is a two-way street motherfucker because you are always in chat
How do you not read? No, you just said they all would. Yes, they all they all call me.
I'm going to explain it. Okay, I'm sorry. Every single suspect eventually calls.
They all participate in the meeting. He's doing a fast walk right now, which means he's going to one,
by the way
um
they all go to a meeting okay there are different meeting types
there's one of the identifying things you can do to figure out who's who
oh it's so fucked up turn around bitch
Oh no!
They're going to the same spot
Hello.
Hi.
Shall we get started?
The clock is ticking.
Glad you could come.
We have a serious issue.
The rat is out.
And it's annoying.
We need to put it down.
The clock is ticking.
Glad you could come.
We have a serious issue.
The rat is out.
And it's annoying.
down
Hey, hey cut that out. Okay, I'm sorry dude. I'm sorry
So I was eating the far-right one. They all have their own food that they eat.
Go away. Go away.
How are we getting out this bitch though?
I'll let you know if I need anything.
Oop! The- Get the railing!
Oh my god.
I forgot about the reeling dude!
Oh my god we won.
I was going to try and go for the underground exit.
chat play for you. Uh,
I don't know, man. Sour grapes. You got fucking owned by the way.
Datter bitch.
Explain meetings. Okay. So every,
every suspect has an appearance that you need to match to the description
given. They also do two things, tells, our guy randomly breaks out chocolate and eats food.
And also they have a meeting type. So they will eventually go to a meeting that's called by either
them or the other person involved in the meeting and then they'll speed walk to it
and they'll exchange some words and there's a business meeting which begins
with a handshake and ends with a handshake that's how you tell it's a
business meeting the secret meeting which this guy was which usually involves
like really cryptic dialogue and they don't they don't handshake they don't
Do anything like that.
There's a handover meeting where it looks like a handshake, but they're actually giving someone an item.
I think that's a...
Nobody's found. Counts as an accident.
This will make anyone think Trisky full tidying to a life of crime.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You really gotta figure out the details of the icons.
Oh, like I said, visit's meeting begins and ends with a handshake.
Seeker meeting is cryptic dialogue and they don't handshake, they don't touch hands.
Handover meeting, umm,
We'll usually be talking about like a delivery or a package or whatever and
There's only one handshake in quotes. It looks like a handshake
But it's just one person giving the other person a package
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Gargantt, thanks for subbing. I have not.
The syndicate has been eliminated.
Maybe turn off the video boost. Reflex.
I have to tell that they are more connected. Finish the job. Take them all down and you will be well rewarded.
Get back to me when you're ready!
Dude, how many finales have we had to do Seeker's Scyler Assassin, is actually crazy!
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump!
The final stretch.
I could pick armed trafficking here.
Well, that would be bad, actually.
Darmer, Miami, Hawks Bay, Colorado, Ambrose Island.
There we go.
We get a little bright very nice
So basically, my strategy here is to save maps I'm kind of good at.
First sign on the sassum, forget.
So New York, Miami if it's real Miami, and Darber.
there's four targets and then we use the other objectives that we get offered on
the maps that are harder for me.
I'm gonna do this one.
Wait. I don't need this. Goodbye.
Oh wait, we got the rope.
It looks like a deer.
What is this it's a distraction it's like a coin I think
hmm
I was free we have the collectors crowbar
me
We're gonna make a sirenge
Which iPhone do you have iPhone one?
Really, I suspect, for example, if it doesn't say tattoo, you can rule out the tattooed
ones.
Yeah, so they only ever have what it says they should have, and if they have anything
that does not say that they should, like, if they got a tattoo and it doesn't say tattoo,
then it's not that person.
Wow
Mama Mia
Wall of gay cats.
That AI is gonna get trained so good, dude.
I'm watching you on my iPhone 17 Pro Max.
That's cool, man.
Leap money for seven.
I thought iPhones were like teenagers.
You see the steam deck price hike apparently is because of the ramp
apocalypse. Yeah but China's coming out with Ram that's cool. That's cool. You guys want
Chinese Ram? Welcome to Ambrose Island. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them
And take them down, but they're on high alert so tread carefully or they will slip away
Godspeed 46
Hmm, I don't have a blunt weapon to throw so does
I don't believe it!
Soty Pop!
And I got... I got to sleep, bruh!
I got into a terrible shootout right here, so we're gonna...
...be a little careful.
Let's see if this will work.
No way.
I just wanted to close the door, guys.
Warming our hands at the hobo barrel.
Now come over here. Coward.
Brother... just close the fucking door.
Just close the door, man.
up
so
hmmmmmmmm lets sit here
god such a tight kill in here bro
I think I gotta take her out
and so i show
oh the window
So, just head back down.
Alright, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it.
I'm lucky it isn't just the socks.
Well done 47.
This will surely be a bloge in secret.
Alright.
I
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
One, two, three, six missions, dude.
Six, seven!
Can I go in?
Sir! I'm afraid you don't have the right clearance. Sorry.
That's okay.
We'll figure something out.
Me when I trespass?
I'm trespassing.
Oh, we're in the disguise.
Oops.
I need something blunt to throw.
Whoopsie.
Any coconut?
How about propane?
Who fucking heard that?
I heard that.
Who's not a shit?
Oh
Listen up, I got some poor son of a bitch lying on the ground here
okay what's up fellas y'all mind if I destroy evidence
I think we need to talk to him over here.
Hey, stop.
He'd shut up.
Come on.
You know, I guess I wouldn't even need this propane.
Get up. Just get up.
Hello? You hear me?
You want me ripping all the stuff around here?
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
What the hell?
Mommy.
You gotta be kidding!
Oh fuck!
I need some more...
What?
Got a speed add-o!
I got to pop a quick fiber wire kill on this fool.
You might have grabbed this.
Thanks, bro.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah, ah, ah.
Okay.
Alright.
This rope kinda spired the wire, yes.
It should be like strangulation kill, I guess.
I don't know.
Oh, fuckin' no, mate.
It looks like an expert, bro.
So.
So.
So.
So.
Um, pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe.
Oh my god!
Dude!
Command, do you copy?
They've got a couple-maker out there.
Pulse-out gun.
Take him down!
How'd I miss this guy noob
Looks like we got trouble on our hands
I'm you now. I'm your private chef
Yes chef
Hey, come up here.
Hey, you!
Where do you think you're going?
Fuck you, man.
You're definitely not through here.
Get out of my face.
Fuck you, bitch.
Sorry, sir.
I cannot let you through here.
Please, move on.
That's okay.
Syndicate member eliminated.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Welcome to 7. You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
Where's the way down
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
What if I slip this guy's throat?
You think anyone would notice?
MMM MMM MMM MMM
I thought I got facing around like a tiger in the breeze.
Five more missions, dude.
What the hell awaits us?
I'll take some regular Silent Assassin so I can use my dark ends.
We're gonna save this for a harder one.
And this one.
Please be normal, my friend.
It's been so long.
Uh, uh, let's make a voice.
It's coming home.
It's coming home!
Lads!
Are you glad Arsenal lost the Champions League final today?
I don't even know where Arsenal is based.
It's probably some shit like Gravyshire or some shit.
I don't know, man.
Fucking Shepard's Pie Dairy or some shit.
little bird on right how good is ravey though I fucks with gravy man we'll be
honest we're talking shit right now but I give it up for great
switch suits please I don't know this one seems like good luck dude
Domino's Astrophix for a sub.
Focus.
How many turns we got?
Two.
We can cover the last bit with a propane tank.
Still don't have anything to throw.
Wham, wham, wham, baseball?
Brutal thanks for seven
Of we are 47 not the boat
Although we did say so the boat one time it was kind of heavy though
Please oh god welcome to Miami
It's been a while
Be careful 47 it's time to get jiggy with it
You know, Robert Knox eats here.
Really?
I have no idea.
I mean, I get...
I know I'm not rich, but anyone can buy the wheat.
At one point, when I work here here, I get to work here every day.
But Robert Knox?
He's like a big shot, really?
I was standing behind him yesterday.
I got out of the drug place to death.
That guy's getting propaneed.
I've got more of this kind of team deck.
Well, I need to find a job.
Oh, my God.
Well, I figure why I can't help myself.
I'm sorry.
What are we supposed to do with that? It looks like an octopus. Oh, this is a mess. I can't
Do anything with that?
Conserve energy.
Guard's.
Boom.
These are Shepard knockouts because the key could be Jankas' Fox sometimes.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Alright.
There's gonna be like a better place to get this bodyguard costume.
I'm just like, I never-
Oh, the more security, the better.
Do it right, I think.
Goin' to Miami.
Hmm, legendary Pistola.
We already have one though.
Although this one is much better
Hmm
I can hold shipped on
If you need more you know where to find me going to Miami
Wait.
Excuse me.
I'm going in then.
I wonder if that guy out there has a good disguise.
I do not recognize him.
But we could always do this.
Oh boy, oh boy! Hello!
Oh, so you think you're better than me?
Got him.
What the?
Look at it.
Spurs up after one.
Yo, let go, dude!
Jokes on you, chatter.
I'm in the secret NBA betting cabal.
We also do insider stock trading, so you know.
You getting hype is cute.
I just wanna say that.
Whoa.
Name one spur other than Wemby.
I couldn't even name Wemby, bro.
What do you think this is?
Alright.
We're gonna make this guy shit himself.
I always fear where the stairs are here.
Direct left.
Oh no.
That shut up fin wheeler-y!
Fucking chode.
Oh no, here.
That's a guy.
Ohhh.
drinks and I have been forced to bring my own.
In Morocco, hearings into the failed military coup d'etat began today with the testimonies
of...
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Wait, where does this go?
I kinda don't want to find out right now.
Whoa, good day to you, sir.
What's up, man, what's up?
It's me, Finn Wheeler, Energy Drinks.
Energy Drinks.
It's me, Finn Wheeler.
I need more Energy Drinks.
Still fucking here, huh? Get a grip, man.
I hate you, bro.
S'Tora.
It's me, Finn Wheeler, too.
No, no, the main attack takes place on the top floor.
Morgans assured me we can lure anyone we need up there quite easily.
We'll detonate the entire floor using a new type of explosive I'm hoping to secure today.
What?
No, the agent should come. We need the witness.
Is that guy evil?
Today once he's fired what?
I'm in there's a guy to work leave anything there's a guy right there
So many dudes
I think this place is normally locked.
Oh, great. He's with someone.
Hmm.
I don't think this guy moves.
Oh man.
Oh my lord.
Pay attention to the minimap.
You think we can hit him with the downtown shot dude?
From downtown.
shot
dude come to the bathroom come to the
bathroom bro
got the door open hurry there's a window
you gotta be careful about drowning this
guy
Wait.
Are we good?
Please, proceed.
Drink deep.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate
Yeah, we got a guy all the way over there and then we have this guy roaming around there
Fucking don't do that don't randomly stop
Ah! Hey, Battleaxe! That's cool! When do we know... when do we know Likers get a new sub badge?
What should it look like, bro?
generally beefed up security. Just met a couple of Ex-siccata buddies.
Well apparently there's a splinter group of nut-
I can't do a cock.
Mary had one that looks like a banana.
...the world.
Why would you tell me the quest for security personnel with military experience has exploded?
But for us I guess. I'm pulling a triple raid on this job.
Dude, I don't care.
...they help your nutjobs to keep it up.
As long as they stay away from him.
Otherwise we're gonna have to retire them real quick. Am I right?
wouldn't even know what hit you done
you're done
can't vault that huh?
fringe?
hi.
what's up?
I'm gonna walk into one of these rooms and it's gonna be trespassing, I'm gonna lose.
how it ends. The generational run. The Lebron of Hitman Freelancer campaigns cut down in
it's prime that's what they're calling this by the way
The question is, do we medic this guy? I think we do.
The alternative is giving him the lethal syringe in a corner.
Which...
Not reliably.
Not reliably at all.
Hmm. I can just kill him right here. Possibly.
Is there anyone... Oh, I can close it. Wow, wow, wow.
You see this guy at the end of a hallway, what do you do?
Okay, that was a wow, we're annoying.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Dude.
Oh my god.
Alright, I can feel that I'm getting lazy.
What the fuck in, dude?
What a hotel ride and only $250 for my favorite site, haha.
you didn't check Travago? I got mine for $155.
Keep it safe!
Yep. I love safety.
You didn't check Travago?
Are you nuts as me?
I checked from a go today. It's actually legit. He checked from a go
He checked it he's just papers to perceive you Travago
I've killed this guy before, he actually gets owned and no one, literally no one checks.
By the way, I'll show you.
Be careful.
What? Oh, sorry, the words are not sure about that.
Wait, this is a different place.
Oh, she's leaving.
I'm gonna get that.
Well done, Fortress 7.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Get back to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
Ah!
She got her there.
Do we get the safe?
I think this is an easy safe to get out.
Maybe not.
Let's just leave, dude.
What the fuck is this, mate?
might. Yeah but is it cool that I'm here?
6-7 to celebrate 6-7!
I'm sorry, but...
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done.
We'll keep the rate and prepare for your next assignment.
Let's take care of the train.
Six.
Seven.
This guy said same three levels, bro.
I haven't played that level in like more than a week, by the way.
me me me me me me me me
um
let's make a syringe
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop play to get out of spite
ooooohhh I can't, I can't
so I made a big boss skin for hitman a couple of days ago
I don't want to change anything about what's happening right now
Because of your hacks?
No, I'm being a superstitious sports fan right now.
I like sports.
I'm one of the guys.
I'm one of the guys.
fellow's wimby you know that guy I check the list of guys you're not on
Oh.
Yikes.
Name every NBA player.
Ever?
the
the
the
the
the
the
Mmm, bop. Pay.
Mmm, bop.
Messy.
Voice critical. I show speed.
Mr. Beast.
John Cena.
I got a P.
It might turn into a poo, just be aware.
Yes, below.
Be prepared.
How?
It depends on how well I seal the dam.
Be right back.
Kurpa, Kurpa, you are the king, do not be afraid of us
After the land, after the land, victory is in the middle
Kurpa, Kurpa, you are the king, do not be afraid of us
After the land, after the land, victory is in the middle
I
Kalpenemelpo and Kihihi
Kurpa, Kurpa, Kurra, Suvonpallo
No one in our family
After the land, the land
The victory of the best
The Kurpa, Kurpa, Kurra, Suvonpallo
No one in our family
After the land, the victory of the land
Kurpa, Kurpa, Kurra, Suvonpallo
No one in our family
After the land, the land of the land,
We will win the best of the land.
Corp! Corp!
Listen to your song,
No one knows the song.
After the land, the land,
I will win the land of the land.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Yowase de yowase de
To suru tatame no
Ankobu yori
Hyouretzuna amai
Kiss de
Buyaku ni nari kai no yo
Koino di story
To keshiki ja kanashii no yo
Wakiyaku no koubouari
I want to be on the stage
Even if it's you
I want to be a queen
Right now
What does it mean to me?
What's the use of this?
This is a love disco
Oh, can't you see that?
That's right!
The wind is blowing!
I want to ride on a spaceship!
Women's...
I want to be a heroine!
Please, please!
Dance with me tonight!
You
I
What up?
Hold on.
You
I'm going to go to the other side of the road.
Welcome to Colorado. The syndicate is currently operating in the area. Find them and eliminate.
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. Be careful.
Will you come out here?
Where's blood going?
Is he peeing?
You peeing? Yeah, you peeing.
and
and
He heard that, there's no way.
Oh, time to go.
map zipper. No sign.
No, it's not. I'm just freaking dumb.
Is that camera usually there? I don't think so. I'm tripping out right now.
Spudges they got people jogging around the fucking building dude, like come on dog
I
fuck are you doing
I'm sorry, I need you.
The kind is over.
Come across the way.
Come across the way.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
And no one's gonna find him in here.
Good night.
Oh, he in the art row.
means we're gonna hit him with a freaking sniper shot.
I need that. Give it back.
Dude.
Fuck.
Hmm.
Okay, bitch.
Well, I want to shoot him from a window.
We're gonna shoot him and then hide, I think.
Hmm, let's see what happens.
Wait.
Oh
We're going buddy
He's going to the pond.
Maybe?
I can push him to pacify him.
I've never seen this.
So you don't do it?
I mean...
I'm trying to kill the guy.
Okay.
Salute, soldier.
and
home
mayhaps
hmm I'm gonna walk away
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
and with the shinzo abbe
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hey there! Need anything?
That's nice.
Hmm.
Thank you.
You know where I am if you need anything else.
Yup.
This sniper had so many like traits on it dude.
Brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum brum
Sir Walphex, for 10 years?
Holy moly.
Oh, we're getting lucky.
Man, two target Hawks bay is doable though, but it's tight though.
It's tight though, so maybe not.
First time on the side, so I mean...
The
Sniper
See that right there
Why do I hate Markov?
I don't hate Markov now that he doesn't speak so often.
He speaks the perfect amount.
Which is barely at all.
At Moon Moon Crypto Gambling.
Oh yeah, we should do that.
Google it, thanks for seven.
Pim, pim, pim, pim, pim.
Mr. Cass, thanks for seven.
What can we get rid of here? Nothing, really.
I want to carry this syringe.
Hey, your message is being checked by mods and has not been sent.
But I can see it.
What?
After this, we have New York and Hawks Bay, or, uh, Darwin.
I'm probably gonna get S.A.S.O. next.
I'm gonna try to gamble. Nooooooo!
Oh, what's up dude?
Okay, so for this guy, didn't we have to like leave him further up in the bush?
I think we're just getting to where this dude is.
Please do it, thanks for showing up in says poop.
Nice.
Nice.
Fucking nice.
Well done for today, this will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
All right.
Hey, you alright? Talk to me!
Sanctuary loss!
This is great!
Why is this freezer cluck like a chicken?
Injubix for 7?
I
Yoy
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the symbiote.
Get down to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Sayonara!
Remember what I said, SASO coming up, boys.
What about the vendor?
How do you know it's an ASL?
We've just been too lucky bro.
I'm banking on the worst-case scenario.
Is it a worst-case S-A-N-F? No.
It's hard-
S-A-N-F is harder for a different reason.
But I'd like I've mentally gotten used to the differences between the objectives that it's not so bad now
But I mean navigating work back there 47 either of these
Where do we where do we want to finish?
New York?
Yeah.
S.A.S.O. New York, though?
Yeah.
He could still go really bad.
Yeah.
Well, we don't need this many syringes anymore.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I ain't gonna bomb.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. The Syndicate is currently operating in the area. Find them and eliminate.
However, this is no walk in the park.
I'm feeding from that song for that song name from earlier be careful for g7 and most of all
this one
Ivory distance
I got to dig this place.
Ancestral graveyard, trophy room, and the office safe was even not important, with a
secret mechanism for an encounter.
It's got real soul.
First on me?
Yep.
Yeah, compressible rod.
That was my target.
That's nice.
Oh, it's my target.
That's nice.
I
Hey, can you-
You look like you're in need of some hardware. If you got the cash, I got the products.
I accept.
Explosives so lucky, I mean there's tons of ways we can blow it open with an explosive
be without an item.
A hidden door.
That doesn't look right.
well done forty seven this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
oops
Whoa, almost point the gun at him.
Oh, no.
Yeah, it's gone.
Huh?
Excuse me, but who are you again?
The window, dude.
Or the mirror, I mean.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Where'd he go?
There you are.
It's this guy, dude.
I'm sure we're really checked. Twice, sir.
You've got to keep that windscreen clean.
I've just thought of something.
I think I lost a button for my car yesterday, probably at the graveyard.
Did you just pop down and look for a button, sir?
That's what I said, wasn't it? Right.
What color? White.
White.
White.
White.
White.
White.
What color? Why? Please be quick about that okay? Can't go without my button, can I?
Is that a courier? Fuck is this guy doing it? No that's the guy you saw I can do it.
I wonder if he's going to walk to the same bathroom where I drowned the other.
That would be most unfortunate.
Nope.
I swear to god this entire run I've only been able to use this shit on like two different
missions.
It's been the last two.
Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Oh
You've done well, 47. We now have information on the Syndicate leader's current whereabouts.
I've provided you with new intel.
I told you guys in there bro. I told you dog. I told you. Did I not?
I just hope we get the garage spawn.
Please. Honestly, maybe lobby spawn. Now that I think about it.
Is that one of my red epic silence pistols? Oh yeah. Wait, that's perfect.
of
I'm not sure if I can get him.
I'll have to wait until he's gone.
I'll have to wait until he's gone.
I'll have to wait until he's gone.
Yo, what's up?
Bon voyage, Boris.
Welcome to New York. We did it. We have managed to locate the leader. However, their identity
is unknown. So to assist you, I have some intel that might help you on your mission.
But this is not going to be easy. Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you
We need to be tactical to help you.
We have the following information.
They are participating in a handover.
As for the little identification we have on them,
we know that they have no hair.
They are wearing glasses, they are wearing earrings,
and wearing a hat.
We also know that the target has a tendency
to enjoy food of any kind, and last but not...
At least, they have sweet tooth. I hope this will help. Be careful, 47. And most of all, good luck.
They're all upstairs, bro
These guys gotta go, bro.
of
death
of
this one out of this place
I need to get out of here.
My squad's working hard in there, so far.
I'm down.
Come on, come here.
You don't have a cap, do you?
of
Oh, no.
You got a kid?
Why stay and hold me?
No, that's not it.
I'll get back to you, stay safe.
Okay, I'll see you around.
Sound good.
Fire.
Why today? Why today, old day?
God, if we can get out of here, it would be so nice.
God, I'm so dead.
for about the camera oh my god
What?
Are we shooting this bros?
I
Go down I want to take out the cameras
Hey, check that out. Oh, yeah, I get it
of
We're gonna knock these guys out the old fashioned way because I'm scared.
Target's room downstairs. I know I'm gonna hide each one.
Better remember. Very important to remember. You cannot...
Crouch run in a hostile area without them like turning around on you
It would be kind of nice to have this area just completely cleared out.
My finger is so far away from tea, you guys have no idea bro.
Unbind it?
Yep.
Oh yeah.
Wait, this chatter is fucking cooking dude.
He is cooking right now, man.
There it is, dude.
press it to test it. I'm not tempting thing.
2D good job dude. That's crazy. Holy fuck.
Holy fuck, Lois.
That's on tongue tongue tongue so hard.
It's actually just tongue tongue so hard.
Warp.
Tourist.
You know, I suppose we could knock everyone on the map.
Look out.
There are no people down here.
No targets.
Man, we should have run another scrambler, I think.
Dude, they're all up though, my god.
Do you see this? No.
Kind of want to be able to get over there.
Like what is
our route to the second floor?
I think it's in that hallway I was just looking at
I'm the pipe next to the couch you started.
I don't know if that's gonna be possible, man.
Why are they having such a hard time seeing?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to the other side of the building.
This guy already is moving probably, you know.
There's a suitcase right there so that it...
It's not very helpful.
What was that?
No!
Uh-huh.
Come here.
I heard something weird.
I'm gonna go check it out.
Something weird.
I'm gonna go check it out.
You triggered the bank alarm?
There's a ruined silence assassin.
I don't think so.
Freaky.
We might have a possible disturbance.
I'm moving to investigate.
keep you posted. So we are lucky and unlucky in that most of the suspects, they, they're
never going to come down here. Normally they do, but they are in G them. For God knows
Why? All in the second floor. Which is hard in its own right?
Honestly, this is probably worse if I'm being honest.
You have enough space to stash them? Yeah, but we're not going to have enough space to stash
everyone, so it doesn't really matter.
OK, I'll go and try to enter.
OK, nope.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Anyone there?
Belongs in the ocean
Not wrong not wrong
All right, which way you going
and
I can't dump them over the small edge
You should be coming over here any time.
That guy.
of
That's it.
I'm not sure I can grab this guy from around the corner.
I think I can.
I gotta get a better look at this angle here.
Oh yeah, we good.
We Gucci.
Put the timer on top to see how long the mission's taking.
I can set the timer kind of like, well I can't lean up against the wall here.
Okay, we can't do it this way
Like the old button and overwatch is like a like dangling each lane. I guess it's a good way to describe it
Just leave them I want to use that security room
Dude like the fact that I can't get up against as well is so sad actually man
I'm not sure if I can get through this one, but I'll try to get through this one.
It seems a lot easier than fixing my marriage.
I probably just have to press that thing right there and off.
Yes!
Oh jeez...
What it?
Come here.
Don't fucking care.
I just heard something. I don't know.
I'm gonna go check it out.
You can probably sneak past these guys, once again, we gotta go for the dub dude, we have
to.
I wonder what that's about.
Oh, my ears must be deceiving me.
Hello? Is anyone there?
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Really?
of
OK
I like this
Answer.
Uh, got some strange noises here. Looking into it. Over.
a couple of uh... deposits there not bad
we'll get the fuck out of that
okay so
This is gonna be a little weird right here.
I'm pretty sure you can around the corner people who are on the stairs but we literally
cannot risk it unfortunately.
He never turns.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're playing it safe though.
I know this guy doesn't turn.
Hey there.
hey there I gotta be able to take out that look out to you okay man heard
something weird I'm gonna go check it out I'm gonna go check it out
Ah
God
What was that hello
Huh
Hmm, I can't really use that as cover which is weird
I feel like I can grab him run once again.
I just can't risk it though, unfortunately.
I was kind of, could have been better.
Couple degrees off seeing me do that.
Oh god, a couple little degrees.
So, I might just have what you need.
Okay.
Command, I just heard a weird noise, I'm moving in to investigate.
Huh.
Hey, you need anything? I've got some cool stuff.
Wow.
All right.
Stay put.
I'll take a look.
Don't worry, mister.
I ain't going nowhere.
Oh, yeah.
That's just typical.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
of
Oh
Freaky
I heard that
Hmm don't like that
What's going on I got caught on a fucking wall or so shut
I'm gonna break my balls here.
Dude, they're in the CEO's office, bros.
That could be the network, by the way.
No, no, I'm just not who you think I am sir targets are starting to pass near where we are right now
We got this guy right here
Teddy it's me. I'm at the bank now. I still haven't been able to make contact with the informant
Don't you dare dump this story Ted. I will find out before one way or another
another story where directors are acting with extreme recklessness and the
public deserve to know that all is cool always make sure the trigger when I get
the doctor she's going down today
of course the stock will plummet I expect that will happen we got a try that's
That's the point, right? Show the world the ugly side of this whole business.
We're doing this. I'll email you the documents as soon as I have them.
Go for it.
Okay, we know that no one passed here.
We've not seen anybody pass here.
No one.
Surely this should be okay.
Well, like, what's...
What is literally the alternative, though?
You know what I mean?
Also, I don't even think I can drag them past this right here.
I think I don't think we're far enough away here.
No one passed here, but they might have the network tries to escape.
Like you said, like I walk and pass right there.
I think we gotta leave them up here, I think we gotta leave them up here.
Oh
Here we oh
So my coin
Fucking bitch
This seems impossible.
That's just eight.
That's good intel.
I don't think we're going to be able to poison this map though.
There's too many people up there.
Steal a phone?
Yeah.
Do you see where I have to steal it from, fellow?
It's only a chance that this was the hardest map to do SASO on.
I don't know if that's true.
It's her, bro.
That's good, though.
That's good, because she's not in the fucking CEO's office, dude.
and
not just only meeting
are you sure it's early only thing I don't know is if the
If you're sure and killer from here, does SAISO complete them, then in there?
No.
You gotta leave.
I just wish I knew.
So these guys, they do a cheeky little, uh, back and forth here.
I wish I knew.
Like, we might- I want to save- I want to save my dart gun.
Watch, he walks over here.
And he's kind of looking over right now, but now what?
It's just so crazy, dude.
I think we have to dart one of them.
Is rat poison in the basement?
He's going to get the guard.
I don't know where he was going to take the gun though.
I'm coming, the extractor.
Where the fuck is it?
We can also chloroform them, actually.
I went too far.
Across from the IT room.
Wait, the little fucking closet?
Oh, yeah.
That's so goofy, holy shit.
We just got to hope that the target that's been coming down here doesn't come down here.
Like right now.
No clue where that dude went.
I thought he would throw up in that trash can.
Washroom right atop of stairs? Yeah.
We're gonna put that guy away.
Dude, how do we get over there, man?
Is there a better way?
You can just go up the abandoned stairs?
Right here?
Is all of our work been for naught?
Let's see if we can get away with putting this guy in a room at least.
No way.
Okay, you're just gonna leave me here, I'll change my mind.
I'll change my mind.
There are guards there like I can't go that way corrects there's no way
You can, brah.
We're just gonna get the hell out of here the normal way.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Move.
There are some goofy-a-people right here, though.
Oh, I gotta piss really bad.
I'll be right back, guard, stay good.
Yes, me lord.
Oh
Oh
You
He's going to a meeting.
Thank you.
I'm sorry about that.
Later, sir.
All right.
Talk to you later.
Cool.
See you.
You guys didn't say anything about it.
I don't think they said anything about it.
I think I might be the worst person going on exactly,
but there's nothing you have to say about it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I
Did I just is it do we take that chance I don't think so boys
Get back to the safe house, I'll be in touch
Hey buddy, this area's adds a good boy. No offense, but I hope I don't see you again.
Alright, let's see.
I gotta know.
Unfortunate dude.
So sad.
She prefers to look over all of us from the bottom down.
You're the first to leave her here.
Well, I don't know where the hell I am.
The only reason she'd come down.
I thought this lady would see us climbing the pipe.
Fuck, dude!
I wanna know if it's this lady.
I guess we could just shoot her, huh?
I don't see nothing.
The leader is eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Return to the safe cross.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Mmmmmm, that hurts.
He's gone! He's gone!
Anyone copy? We have a situation, some kind of disturbance. I'm not sure what's going on.
I don't know how I'm compromised.
There's just no way I'm hunted though.
Who saw me?
So fucking close, man.
Unbelievable, dude.
Shut up.
What the hell?
Wait, I went the wrong way.
What the hell?
Hey, whoa, stop right there!
Well now we know about the pipe, dude!
Holy fuck man.
Just wanted to play more headman. I love headman. I cannot lie.
If there is this over lining dude.
I feel like I'm getting pretty good.
The only thing I'm lacking is like, like total map knowledge.
bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into
hiding but don't give up I'm sure your next execution will be perfect let me
know when you're ready let's get it I don't know if it's just confirmation
bias but I swear to God I normally like spawn near my target in showdowns
You'll never be John Hitman's, you'll only ever be Yoda Hitman, who is less power than
John Hitman. There's a mod that lets you set a procedure objective to always silence
Aston or whatever you want. Yeah, maybe next time we have like a Hitman binge.
Have a good time. Thanks for selling it.
Fuck.
You don't deserve the otamash take it off.
It's the only thing that gives us power. Without it, what are we?
A thug? A common goon?
Man, I knew run up the stairs was a bad cookin' idea, dude.
That pipe does not feel like it should work.
The bush is there?
I mean, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Shit fucking games, bruv.
The Transcender, dude.
Holy Walker Moly.
Okay, okay, going to talk it ain't got the thing
You can usually run up the stairs in the cop leaves the room
Yeah
I was so concerned with that look out and the other person that like I didn't I forgot to check for the cop that does
Go out there and just like kind of stand there for a second
And he's a guy who got us, so who's the real dope now, dude?
It's me, John Dope.
That's as close as you get, and lose.
That literally is close as you can get.
So fucked.
Oh, yeah. We have a new disguise button.
That would be killing the target and losing before extraction. Yeah, but that extraction
was so easy because we literally cleared to the janitor exit so we didn't even we cleared
all the way to the the basement exit too so pretty free pretty free
How would you have killed her SA?
I would have lured her into that room and then gave her the jab and then went back down
the pipe and walked out.
These bodies ain't getting hidden, bros.
Oh, hey.
Oh, hey.
Hmm.
I'll be in touch.
You gotta ski thattle!
How come I can't just walk away, dude?
Turn around...
Right at...wait...
I need that.
Every now and then I am a little bit lonely.
Yeah, he does fuck, bruh.
Nope.
Yeah, I do.
I lied.
No? Yeah, I do. I like it.
Wait.
Oh, wait. Oh, no. I thought it was in the garage.
How'd you know it was me?
Here I go.
Killing again, I suppose.
Hmm.
I'm on the floor!
I'm on the floor!
I'm okay! I'm okay!
You're not okay, big man. And I'm sorry.
Hit the hot!
What's that if you want to get your head attacked?
I'll do anything for the safe. You don't know what I had.
You don't know how close I was.
What?
There's a lot of guys over there.
Okay, bro, okay, bro
Where are you going, precisely where I was
I got him in my-
Not bad.
I can't fucking see though.
Yeah.
How are we getting out of here?
It seems like when they see me they instantly begin shooting at me so.
Boss, could it be the guy crouching around with a green mask?
No.
No, I don't think so.
Could it be Yoda from Star Wars?
You fucking stupid, William?
Holy crap, Lois.
Please let this be money.
I'm willing the money.
What's that guy doing in the water?
Oh, he's having a good time.
He's got a gun on his back, though.
Magnesium power!
Hey, where's the guy in the water?
Oh, he's running back.
I was gonna shoot him with the leg so he drowned.
I suppose we did.
Oh we get to use our legendary sniper rifle, dude.
I bought that last room, by the way.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
It only weighs one.
It's made of carbon fiber.
Wait, it weighs two.
I'm sorry, I lied.
I don't need this.
and
any bits today Mr. Bitman
hmm
hmm
hmm
do pro brexit james bond
we guys go low this all right imagine
james bond
right
but he's pro brexit
and he's the fifth
Oh, shit.
With a dick? Maybe. Maybe. We haven't gotten that far into the big.
Every good bit needs a twist.
Drowning kill, what the fuck?
in Paris?
I guess we would have to drown someone in a toilet.
Hmm.
Which means I need poop. Poop juice.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Small F?
Nope.
Negative.
Splash him once with Paris Water and he will die of the bubonic plague.
Both ways, 47.
Bumpin' bunnies for shit.
Woody in the hoodie 250 bits as my wife is asking why I'm watching the freakish ass fuck green guy thing again.
Welcome to Paris.
And then with more bits saying I'm getting in trouble.
Find them and take them down.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Godspeed, 47.
Sorry to shut up.
Easy peasy.
Well, hitting T, not working.
Alright, let's just put you guys away though.
And now I'm blinded, I changed it.
I think a guy's coming in right now.
Nah, they're dead.
I killed them.
Don't help me!
Something terrible is going on!
Stop it!
There's nothing going on!
Here's some six of them!
We put two naked guys in the closet until they turn gay.
No waiters through here!
You know that, man! Come on!
Yeah.
I don't know how we're gonna get this drowned kill.
Hmm.
Emanics?
Yeah.
You go.
Absolutely.
Yeah, keep an AT.
Oh.
It's me, John Guard.
for duty which one of you fellows is gonna drink a fine beverage
Some cognac, mayhaps.
Maybe Vendor has poop gun?
True.
How you been?
Hold up.
That would be quite handy.
I got my hopes up.
Do you always do this?
I don't think we can get the uh...
Lay poison kill, unless this guy, ah, that's a guard, he, he, nor drink it.
Be careful out there!
Hmm...
So...
Might be able to collate these guards.
Don't look at me.
Look away. Please.
What?
What?
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
You do not care, huh?
Hmm
Hey you!
Get over here!
Hey fella!
What are you doing over here?
I never knew this stuff was so complicated.
Why can't we go upstairs?
What's this one for?
Yeah, that's a fireworks remote.
I wouldn't touch it if I were you.
Look, Novikov's expecting a heads up before we trigger the display.
Yeah, so he can watch it from the garden.
if
if
if
you should get back to the safe house of the master
of the information is on the physicals of
I got the lights right there.
Oh.
Huh.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Do you thank Plea for being a mod for a thousand years? Thanks, Plea.
Daps you up.
That first time chatter was advertising a clothing brand.
What is happening to the fucking twitchbots, dude?
Seen leaf and cuddles for some excellent work back there, 47.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I'll be waiting during tail.
Um.
probably do going to a meeting it worked i already bought 10
do the internet kind of sucks huh
kind of sucks penis holy moly
Pitchbots used to link to virus infested websites and I was just boring ads.
Dude, I know.
You remember that fucking bot that was like, is that a did-low in her hand?
Now people will be like, ooh, I hope I get an extra $20 because someone in this random
Twitch chat that I paid for my fucking bots advertiser posted a fucking message dude
Dude imagine like a dude sitting down with your fucking
Bot provider or whatever they came in and fucking did that shit. All right, so you spent five thousand dollars on our
bot advertising package. Let's see what the return was
Return twenty dollars one seventy year old guy in Twitch chat. He was like, you know what?
You know what? I feel bad for this fella.
Holy shit.
I'll buy a shirt, fuck it.
That looks neat.
I hope this guy's business does well.
That's insane.
Everything everything is just bodied dude. Yeah, everything dude everything dude everything
Fucking I think the most cringe one
Was like
Like Spotify plays bottom isn't that cringe? Isn't that like the most cringe thing you can think of dude?
It's cringe.
Fuck the RIA.
Dude, I don't know what the hell that is.
Only fans bots in the G on RuneScape is more cringe.
That's so crazy.
Imagine.
Stella?
Yeah, I've seen those bots.
I've seen him in Farrox's Enclaves, that's where I've seen him.
Nervous sweet tooth eh?
You said that like we knew what it was.
What does it know Farrox is on play dude? Oh my god!
Next thing you tell me that you don't know how to get to Fremenek dude, dude.
Oh shit, he probably doesn't actually.
I got all afraid how they just up...
pathetic.
Can you imagine not knowing what any of those words mean couldn't be me?
I don't know how to be you, motherfucker. Don't let me find out.
very little in
Can't tell if you've got hair Philip wait. He's got right here. You got a goatee tell on their identity
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert
So you need to be careful to help you we have the following information
They are participating in a handover. I'm glad I don't know shit about runes kid
They have gray hair. They are sporting a tattoo. They are wearing glasses and wearing a hat
We also know that the target is agitated and nervous and last but not least they have sweet tooth
That's all I have for you at present
You know what to do 47
Dude hearing people will be like, oh, I don't really like Woundscape. It's like
I'm trying to give a good analogy here
All I can think about is food
So if they if they went to like the highest rated Michelin star restaurant they and they're like, no really
All right, they could prefer McDonald's boots up
Tattoo hat glasses gray hair
When skips like burking
You're pissing me off
You guys just said they should do business on it.
Oh, those are all just fast food.
I don't know, man.
I feel like you guys should take my opinion very seriously when it comes to video games.
Okay, do you have a tattoo, man?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Wait, maybe I'm the right arm?
Um, she does.
She's nervous.
Might be her fellas.
Just because you're right about OSRS being the goat does not mean that every other video
you're opinion you have is straight are worded.
Not very professional, doctor.
No glasses.
That's my optometrist dropping the R slur, dude.
I'm not an optometrist. I'm an ophthalmologist. Dude. Alright. I'm not convinced you're a
doctor anymore because you're just making up shit I think that's not even a
word dude
we doing an OSRS these days I'm on the last level before I can hit magic trees
so I'm in fucking Camelot hitting you trees
And I hate it.
Do you know every chatters degree what's mine then?
You're neat, you don't have one.
Next question.
me next. History degree. Oh, he's in a little sweet treat. Me next. Mmm. I don't know, that
last shotter was really easy because his name was like Charles underscore XI, so.
So, no flying then?
I used to meet context clues on that one.
I gotta...
He's going to a meeting. That's the meeting walk.
Beep-a-beep-a-beep.
Oh yeah, she's got like, I'm about to, I'm about to fucking blast this bitch.
Holy fuck, I'm about to do it.
I'm about to turn right.
Oh yeah dude.
BRRRRRR!!
Did she not just go on her phone!?
She was even doing the fast walk, dude!
We should have done it during a televay.
I think that's always safer than the radio.
Mama Mia. Not good.
Roger, Commands. Nothing tangible yet. Still looking.
We'll do. Out.
That's what you do in meetings to call yourself?
Yeah.
Dude, it's... if you think about it, that's so fucking risky.
Okay.
Because if one person in that network runs, the rest of them eventually run, like, shortly thereafter.
Which means, if you've got the heading for a meeting objective, and you got...
And you fucked up getting the phone from someone in their network, then you cannot call them to a meeting because they are going to be runnin'
Buzz, can I-
Buzz, can I leave?
Uh-oh.
Fine, I'll take the bus.
Fine.
Frog 4.
How come they don't shoot random NPCs when they approach?
That's just not fair.
He is...
Never gonna leave?
No way.
Are we chill?
How did he see me?
me me me me me me you I am the chowder man if you ain't about chowder
Oh
The not old mess word y'all
Well, I'm a spook it
Hey
The fuck was that
Yeah, I swear she was walking to me.
Dude, fuck, fucking bitch.
Is that a did-low-in-her-hand space triple-question mark?
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
What?
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Very buggy mission only works when you call from another cell phone.
I'm never taking that objective again.
Never taking that objective again, dude.
Never ever.
I never scare.
I never scare.
I love you, son.
Failing the campaign has resulted in significant going into hiding.
But don't give up.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Let me know when you're ready.
Is that three weeks ago?
Nope.
Nope.
That was for a ranger meeting.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
We're on the map with the cocaine fields.
And the mansion.
Look at that chatter attempting to fucking use chronomancy to rewrite the past.
Fool.
What country was that mission in? No way a public bus like that goes through a high-end
neighborhood like that in the U.S.
I mean, there are some places that use public transport pretty well.
Oh, anyway, that's... where's Wilton Creek at?
Vermont. Yeah, dude. People forget about Vermont, dude. Vermont sleeper state.
Sleeper state, dude. You know what other state be a sleeper state, dude? New Hampshire, man.
What did you just call me?
New Hampshire man.
Maryland is the Florida of New England.
Bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling
True?
Don't type true.
That guy just said.
You literally are not comprehending what he said.
You're just saying truth.
Make him feel better.
Which honestly is commending.
He's very nice of you, chatter.
Zuh.
Didn't we?
When we... oh no, we lost. We had to trinket.
I know you're a huge basketball fan.
So what are your thoughts on O.K.C. getting their shit rocked tonight, and when will you be saving basketball?
Cinema. Yep.
What are the ratings said?
No one cares, I'm afraid.
Kill only targets.
Fine.
Or need a sniper rifle, my.
It's our gun collection though, pretty sweet.
Wait.
Hold up.
You gonna make it to the Freedom 250 celebration?
Yeah, I'll be there, dude.
Aside to Twitch chat, what's Freedom 250?
Oh, UFC dude, yes.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
But this is not going to be easy.
sections have put them on high alert so you need to be tactical don't disappoint 47 good luck
i can't hack and wait for what was it called
what was it
UFC freedom 250 oh so what's the 250 stand for
Oh, cock!
I see, I see.
250 cuts in one ring? Oh, like the Royal Rumble, that's cool.
I love a good rum, but America's 250th the anniversary oh yeah
Dude gotta get used to the new disguise button man
It's illegal, mate.
Fucking illegal.
Hmm.
I think I'll just kill you.
Parrish. Head butler?
Where's those four?
Can't drop them.
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Dare you not to come in this room?
Oh, I didn't...
Shit.
What the fuck? I...
Shit!
I swear to God if you run, you're dead.
I'm not doing that!
Stop trying to touch it!
She's hysterical.
And she's reaching.
Oh, that blast!
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
He took five seconds to hold this out.
He was going to take my briefcase.
I'll have you know I found something
No you don't.
Oh, fuck!
No.
He's here!
Do my fucking cyber-rable!
Where is it?
What are you waiting for?
flush him out location chat suspects are not here
i've nothing to report from the location
where'd i drop it listen here man come out with your hands off
Oh no you don't drop oh my god I'm just gonna kill all these guys
I
You bastard, I'm sorry, dude. I didn't know was like that
Into the safety closet
Command! You there? Listen up! Someone is killing people!
Murph at Red is not who he assumes to be.
Emerges from the shadows, ready to resume murdering?
I need a pistol.
Come here!
What's up?
I found it.
Nice.
Oh.
It's getting a little goofy, boys.
Hello, Goofy boys.
Entire town murdered? No!
The Inhabitants of...
I couldn't think of a silly English village name.
Wing?
Thanks for selling it.
Gravy Shire is pretty good.
Yeah.
I came up with that by the way.
Do not steal.
I dropped my sniper again.
Gwendolyn?
Yeah...
They do be named that.
I need my fucking briefcase, you son of a bitch.
Oh, let's see here.
Alright.
to spread fear within the syndicate.
Baboosh!
It's right there!
Nuh-uh!
Agh!
Get out!
I missed.
Noob!
Just drink it.
Cut water espresso, Mortino.
No one knows what that is.
Emerges from the shadows.
I'm gonna keep killing, I think.
Yep.
Anyone else?
Oh my god, we gotta watch that side boys.
Yeah, I just launched that dude with my bullets by the way.
Alright, looking good.
Is it a butler?
Perhaps it is time to change our disguise.
Steps in the blood
Yeah, how many fucking guards are there, man?
I'm afraid to put this away because it takes so long.
Yes. Yes, you do. What? It's another day on the drive, I suppose.
Okay, I'm gonna go upstairs.
Let's hide our briefcase right here.
Uh-oh, mom found the pistol drawer.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You, you wanna buy something?
You name it, I got it.
Nah, I'm good, man.
I gotta find the fucking safe, bro.
Okay, this is not the right way, man.
Where does this even go?
It is I, Butler Chan, here to service thee.
Tell me why that happened, tell me why that happened, tell me why that happened.
Fucking bitch.
Dude, how?
Dude, how?
What are you shooting at?
Stop.
But being weird, dude.
Oh, no eyes on tank. I'll flush him out there. How am I compromised?
Oh
You're good. You're good. You're good. Couldn't kill guards to lower our money
A gun with one bullet.
Okay, you can close now, no gap.
That's a pretty good safe one.
I dare say so myself.
Who fucking snitched, bro?
That's what I want to know.
Well, I think we've killed everyone in the mansion.
Sweet.
A gun with one bullet.
Just finish first light and that's welling just as good as him and I mean they're fundamentally
different games so you can't really compare them if I'm being honest.
Although I can't compare them in that if this was first light I could run there on
the ledge I am you need more you know where to find me just kind of cleaning
blood what's happening
Oh
I come they're all so sus dude don't be so sus
Sorry so fuckin sorry
Oh, good bitch.
Goodbye, 30 dead bodies. Goodbye, Dartmoor mansion. Goodbye, Lady Who Faked Her Death.
Goodbye, Yardkeepers. Goodbye, Lawnmower. Goodbye, Tree.
Do you need extra 7?
We've done better, Dharma. That's for sure. That's for sure. But it's okay.
You wanna know why? Because I was one room away from winning.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Come on!
At least we get to use our cool red gun.
Boom.
Swag?
As hell.
Swag?
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
Does the red gun have a death?
No, no death on the...
No death on the uh...
the uh I'm a gun yeah that's the word need a bomb
remember that other sentence you didn't finish no I don't actually what would you
not fucking recall
Wait.
Is this the right sniper?
It could be anyone.
What up poop underscore lol?
Classic name.
classic name
I need a lockpick, bro
I need a lockpick, man
let's get the hell out of here, bro
time to become the neighborhood sniper
Jame, thanks for subbing
time to become the guy who shoot up shoots up shoot up the neighborhood
with the sniper easy song is there an easy song called neighborhood sniper
would you sold that exhibit welcome to whittleton creek syndicate members are
Currently in the area find them and take them down, but be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Good luck 47 shut up
I never scared. No, I never scared. No, I never scared. No my fucking briefcase
Hey there need anything I might have it
dart gun well thank you kindly please okay come back if you need more
hmm
what the right now i gotta kill all of you guys
Well, gotta remember that our button is no longer the same.
and enters dude don't run stop all right let's just get the hell out of here bro
wait oh shoot
It's kind of his recoil, but I'm not compromising anymore.
I was gonna go get my original suit.
Do you need help ma'am?
I'm a miscellaneous bodyguard.
Oh my god!
I think somebody died!
That's so bad.
That's so terrible.
I'll go get backup.
Oh.
back up resorting to insults now
very professional
what can we shoot this lady from
For a brand for brand
With the draws my sniper rifle
Okay
Fuckin' move. Hey, we gotta clear shot on both of these guys. Hold up. Target acquired.
you wait. I'm in my murder perch. Syndicate member eliminated. Well done 47. Yes. Only
only one more target acquired return to the safe house collect yourself I'll be in touch
I was in my- dude!
I was in character, man!
I was the neighborhood sniper, bro!
Dude!
Nope!
Hi-y-y!
This guy's a chum.
Headshot kills only. I wanted to see her do a front flip!
You're laughing people lost their points and you're laughing?
I'm not laughing, I'm smiling. It's different.
But inside I'm like this guy right here on the screen.
So I'm aww...
It's got fucking stupid...
As you failed your campaign, 47, the study kids got away.
It's fucking stupid dude.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
I'm ready.
I just want to let you guys get the dumbest fucking chud to ever live.
Okay?
I don't recall saying such mean words about you, but that's how you want to roll.
Hey!
Alrighty.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Free objective?
Anonymous gift or leech for giving to old dumb mediocre.
Dude, you guys saw, I was- I was seconds from greatness, dude.
Wimby who?
Literally who?
One wrong move.
And all came tumbling, down tumbling, down tumbling, and...
Will I ever beat this campaign? I think I've showcased fairly well the...opposite to skills...to pay...the bills.
Me, we weren't half the map. I mean, clearly I'm lashing out because I lost.
My doctor says watching you is bad for my health.
Your fat ass is only ever sitting down.
I'd stand up doing some jumping jacks, dude.
Winter sold atniks are so...
ring your own. You're always a winner to me, Moon Moon. Thanks everything I say is a lie.
Thank you.
This is the last time I did jump in, Jax. Hmm. Why don't you mind going for the freaking business?
I'm gonna get some water real quick Mr. Malky, thanks for setting up.
I don't know, I was planning on today being the last day of Hitman, but I mean, if we
get a good run toward the end of stream, I might do another day on Monday, to be honest.
I can taste my victory.
I think I'm forgetting something.
No.
What's next after hitman?
I don't know.
I might do another slop day.
Been a while.
I've let the slop build up a little bit.
B-R-B!
One day,
One day,
Baby,
It will last forever.
It will last forever.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm praying at the master room
And the Jesus is breathing all night
I'm praying at the master room
What's there in me?
How do I know?
It's a movie
How do I know?
Oh, this goes on
I need an air cut.
Oh yeah we're doing SASO.
Oh cool, let's go.
A little trim.
We'll voyage 47.
Thorn out the extra 7? Are you winning?
Hmm, we were winning.
Here, here and in. Pringle the extra 7.
Because, uh, I've been in jail for 90 months, can someone please bail me out?
47 and most of all good luck. Yeah, what'd you do?
I'm pretty sure no one comes for this guy.
We're going to have to do a little pile, fellas.
He can't see me over this hedge.
It's weird.
Don't come this way, fool.
this way fool now I can't accidentally swap costumes because my buttons never
Yippee
I'll deal with you. Just hang back.
Yeah, okay. Cool.
Hang back.
What?
I'm free.
come along buddy to the to the bush with you come along come along it'll be okay
oh wait it's not gonna be okay you're a target you lived a good life friend
excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate I don't think
I don't think there's any cameras inside.
I want to shoot the camera.
thing. She's coming in.
Hmm. I don't think I need to do this. Let's go through the other window. I forget where
leads. I think this is actually like much closer to where we need to go.
Um, yeah.
And line it up.
Line it up. There we go. I get it.
The fucking glass! Oh, they don't give a fuck.
Yes, resume your conversation.
I'm speaking like shit. All you want is to do is fuck.
Okay.
Okay.
It already worked?
Was I seeing the emetic poison?
Yeah.
That's funny.
It was bait-baidly uh...
What's it called shapes?
Okay, how are we doing this?
The old-fashioned way, eh?
My baseball, there.
Okay.
Free key.
Oh my.
Weird.
Weird
Well that way, why?
What the hell through that? That's not cool
Oh, yeah, yeah, I...
Wait, where's this guy again?
I know where this guy is.
What a boulder!
door close behind me. I don't think I can grab this guy around the corner. I think he'll
see it. What else do I can grab around the corner? Or what? Hug the wall and hope he
doesn't spot you. Yeah, that's not gonna happen. See, poor item chest. I don't think I can run
cross. I have an idea.
It was better on paper though.
Well, what's the idea?
I was going to shoot him and make him panic.
Yes.
I think I could have grabbed him around the corner. The corner was about a lot more generous than I thought it was.
Rupro!
Dude, it's okay.
It's okay.
Haven't even heard the song by Chumbawumba.
I get knocked down.
But then I get up again and then I'm never gonna get knocked down again.
ever again
dude I forgot my crowbar. oh no wait that's an important crowbar
I'm about to lose 1 million points tonight.
Dude!
It's okay because I'm announcing a cryptocurrency that you can buy with channel points.
Oh yeah.
You're gonna be rich!
You're gonna be rich!
Real money, dude!
I see $10,000 from every person buying in.
It's gonna be worth so much.
Who the fuck is Microbar, dude?
I know where it is.
Found it.
Yeah, we could have played that a little bit better.
That's not what I would have did.
That's not the technique.
That's 180k worth a lot, hmm.
That's like 18 cents.
Is that Epic or Cringe?
Cringe.
Oh no, they found him.
Oh no, I shot that guy.
They're gonna be like, oh fuck, there's a guy here who's killing people.
Little do they know.
He already down.
Like at least in the night.
That's in the Champions League arsenal.
Sad Bosch.
It wasn't coming home lads.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you've run out of luck.
Actually drawing board 47?
I wonder...
Surely there's a recording of a British guy saying,
St. Bosch, like really sad.
Like Bosch.
Say the thing! British man, say it!
Ba-bosh.
It's funny that he knows soccer better than the NBA.
Not willingly, not willingly.
Legendary.
Big John in Paris ordered a meal in perfect French.
Wait, is Big John the name of the, uh, the Bosch guy?
The, the, the Prop-a-governor?
Is that him?
How does he know French?
Is he an agent?
No witnesses.
I'm going to bring this.
Yeah.
Nah, we shouldn't carry two legendary guns at the same time.
He can just speak any language when ordering a meal.
And that's why they call him the right proper governor, mate.
Soccer fans be like, well, Ingle was the greatest footballer produced by my town, Chuttington.
Mmm, yes.
Dude.
I wonder if a switch will flip in my brain
in like some years from now and I'm all like,
I really like soccer, dude.
This shit's tight.
Where's my fucking nail?
Found it.
So we're calling it footy?
I mean, I don't want it to happen.
I don't want to precondition myself.
Me with broccoli?
Dude, broccoli is over-hated, bro, okay?
Yeah, if you eat...
Okay, first of all, soft broccoli is fucking gross.
Like, I'll still eat it while I...
I like, I like it a little firm.
I like it a little firm, dude.
Like steamed broccoli, dude? That shit is like almost never good.
I don't know.
When you get that shit in like a rice bowl or in like fucking stir-fry, dude,
that shit is always good. Every time.
Bush or stock? I like both, man.
I mean, although the only nutritious part of the broccoli is the stem.
Just so you know.
So if you're eating broccoli heads for nutrition, you're just kind of like eating nothing pretty
much.
Er, er, wrong.
Really?
No, I might be thinking of like, there's like an old clip of a guy who does like a cooking
show and he's like... he explains how the stem is either the most flavorful part
or the most nutritious part. It's one of those. I don't have my sniper rifle.
We don't need this this time.
Just eat the broccoli.
You ain't gotta tell me twice, brother.
I love broccoli.
Always go from stem to head.
I eat the head first.
Bargain stocks are highly nutritious, low calorie and actually pack more fiber, potassium
calcium than the florets.
Boom!
Straight for them.
What about the all flower?
I like all the flower.
I call it cool-o-flower, because I'm cool eating that shit.
So the florent has no nutrients?
Okay, whatever, dude. You know what I meant.
Evidently, you DID know what I meant, actually.
That's literally what you said. Yeah, but like...
Like, you know what I meant, though, bro.
Fallflower smells like shit cooking.
That's not that bad.
Hmm. Don't like that. Well, well, well. Suppose it's time.
It's got a blast.
I'm late for work at murder school.
You know, we should have busted the snaggerino out.
Can I come in please?
I'm pretty sure this is just an apartment complex, so kind of weird that you're holding
it down like that.
Brock with the Sunday Roasty and Gravy goes Bosh.
Dude, they don't eat Brock leaving, they eat like fucking leeks.
Radishes.
Radishes
Which one of you witnessed me
I'm gonna pull out a gun and kill you now. I hope this helps
I got a go I got to remember this gun is not fucking accurate by the way
Don't mind me fellas pulling out the rifle
Okay, nope only one of them was a card that's okay
that was not a guard but we can get a guy up here
I got him right there!
No you don't.
Uh oh.
Put that shit away.
Where the hell is he?
We gotta find him.
What if I told you I was right behind you?
He's on the stairs!
Oh shit.
Look out!
Ah
Oh no
Oh, we're trouble actually
I want to go into cabinet now mate
Can I go in the cabinet now, brother?
The safety cabinet.
Relax, dude.
Okay.
Oh, what's up?
Cocaineburg of Hell!
Wow.
Yep.
that was me I killed those people now to kill the Jean-Claude Van Damme clothes
We're just safe, nice.
Whatcha got for sale, Trash?
to
whoops
good doing business with you
you know where to find me
now there any more out there? should be the last
you don't have clearance
to arrest you
you're such a fucking dumb loser dude
security protocol overruled
let's leave our sniper at the
The dealer, you guys mind telling me to come back to get that? Thank you.
Hey, what could I interest you in? You got cash?
Thank you.
Hee hee hee.
Huh?
When you shower do you scrub below the knees or do you like gravity handle?
Scrub every...
Hey, why is it bringing...
And...
Yeah.
Totally was. You got that so right. Who the fuck are you? It's freaking Jean-Claude Van Damme. Seven.
Can't believe it. Where's the camera?
a
half
of
the U.S. CME
this is potentially really done
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
You better go check that out.
I
Die clone you don't belong in this world
Syndicate member eliminated
You should get back to the safe house, I'll contact you later
Yeah, we're gonna save it. Hey, it's right here
Word of freaking clues, Ed.
Hey, do you mind?
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Could the last one be in the vent?
I mean surely there's at least one in here, right?
What?
And you all got a bomb I can borrow?
He said the bee slur.
Where is it?
Over here, Cybert.
I won't, I won't, dude.
There's like four million people walking up here.
No way they put it in the van.
I don't know, I'm just...
What the fuck am I?
What am I doing up here?
Where the fuck I am?
Security protocol overruled.
Dude, where is it?
Right.
There's a small company on the right next to the safe.
Oh, you really?
We chill now?
No, not in here.
Oh.
Yippee!
Oh boy!
I'm hecka rich now!
I gotta get my gun.
Okay, kinda rude, actually.
Oh, got a blast!
But before we go, I want to try something.
I'll be there!
I'll be there!
I'll be there!
Ehhhhh... hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's under the house!
He's back up!
Not getting ambushed?
Oh
Okay, we chill we chill
I want to see what would happen if I shot that Jean-Claude Van Damme in the light when
he was balancing like that.
We did it.
He fell.
Yeah.
He did.
And it was awesome.
Excellent work.
Yeah, yeah, and it was awesome excellent work back there 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue
It was paugers
You remember paugers did now she's w and L man, what the fuck happened?
Fuck
What the fuck happen
You're still a Pogger.
You're dying breed, fella.
Toot and Chat made Poggers.
Yeah, I know that.
Probably not showdown Morocco.
the
boys and target
and do boss
you know that not the Jessica
on
two don't write that it's a
concrete and watchful to make a big
Two down reps is...
Wham, wham, wham, wham!
Wham!
Where's the mushroom?
Round it.
Twitch killed BogChamp with that stupid raptor?
Dude, shut up!
Shut your bitch-ass up!
It's a fucking Komodo dragon, not a raptor. Raptors aren't real, dude.
Oh yes, they are. Prove it.
You can't, you can't.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Yesterday you said you were serving and you flugged up it, but I have not heard it you
say it one time this stream.
I'm sorry.
It's kind of flugged up that I've never set up this stream, dude.
Yo, dude!
I don't want to pacify guards with concussive explosives, can't make me, you're welcome,
but only because I don't have the explosives on me.
What the fuck was that?
Give me a plan for Monday?
MMMMMM
I mean we- we might finish this run and then do something else if we lose.
Welcome to Marrakech.
I feel like I got it.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
And watch your step.
They're on high alert.
Things are going to be easy.
Be careful, 47.
Yes, go over there.
Okay, I'm gonna shoot you now.
Oh, you're coming.
Don't shoot.
Frickin' God!
You see him, anyone?
Over there!
Everybody's fine.
Check subjectives.
Console of key covered.
I need that, actually.
Wait, is she cowering?
How did you- how did you know what just happened?
I
Do it raise your dog
This new gen so no
So how about a green face equals cap equals the great face equals no space equals
We guys know what I mean
Y'all ready for this shit?
I'm about to hit her with the wombo combo.
What are you doing?
Stop.
Immediately.
I'll take Herrел's note is calling in Truvage,
bomber combat sections.
Let's see you, uh...
Maybe we let her go, actually.
I've foreseen my own death.
You look like you're in need of some hardware.
If you got the cash, I got the products.
Oh, they got fucking see me.
Guys, we're... we're attacking a console right now.
Hold me, though!
Man down! Man down!
Hmm, really gotta land these shots.
No.
So, I'm sure that you're guns.
Bop bop bop bop bop bop.
Hey, cliff, make!
Alright, whatcha got?
What's the guy called?
Oh, fuck!
How do I not have anything to throw?
Hey!
He's not here!
I need to become you. I'm sorry.
Well, that was cool.
I'm afraid it's all over for you, man.
Have I seen you before?
No.
Come on!
What?
That's enough.
What?
What?
Wait.
Where did I have this?
This makes this much easier.
Oh, we...
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
Oh, you're good.
Oh, she's freaking out.
Stop.
Sianara.
It's kind of crazy how uh, it's a pretty isolated room, they never came.
Uh-oh. He's gonna think it was me.
Close. Exit the arms. Not justice!
Yeah.
Through.
Ah, come close.
was there a safe they get the safe was there safe don't actually if there was a
Do not tell me that there was a
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment. I don't want to
Brother what no save
Cringe
How do we want to do this?
Uh, hide and seek is probably fine.
Probably fine. I hate this objective.
Good job, 47. We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
Not a fan.
I've provided you with new intel.
Um...
Hmm.
Sorry, scratch me out.
What's the space between your nose or below your nose?
The upper lip.
The upper lip.
Filtrum?
Filtrum, I hardly know.
I said filter my hardly enough
God, you're corny.
All right, my toilet is a five gallon bucket.
Okay, bro, can you really judge?
You poop into a bucket, dude.
or shaming he's not for his rich he told me he's actually a quadrillion he's a
billionaire he just does it for fun he poops into a bucket in a bucket in the
corner of his fucking Manhattan apartment dude just poops it up
Why'd he do that?
Tade?
I think I lost my collector crowbar.
He used to climb cell towers and I had to shit in buckets.
Why didn't you just poop before, dude?
Idiot. Yeah, I lost it. That's cool, man. Minus 30k.
Okay.
LOL!
Well, we can poison this person.
Okay, but seriously, how can we... how can we warm pooping before?
Explain.
What if he's always pooping?
You've literally ended streamed to poop?
Yeah, because my poop schedule was messed up.
Okay.
Welcome to the Maldives this is a cell phone tower climber. I probably would manage my schedule
But that's all however you will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target
No hats loser, but this is not going to be easy
Previous actions have put them on high alert
So you need to be tactical to help you we have the following information what they are here for a bit
That's how to business meeting. Hey, you gotta tell me if you have a tattoo
We know that they have blonde hair. They are wearing glasses
They are wearing a hat and has a tattoo
You also know that the target enjoys reading and they see themselves as a foodie. I'm sorry. We don't have more
Good luck 47
What you doing
I got to hide and seek two brown hair wait what
What man leave me alone I got a minute to hide
Oh, it's time.
Pack.
Ooh.
Oh, looks like this is our new home.
We'll be on site 12 to 16 hours.
Okay, they're leaving.
Okay, that guy's leaving now?
Dude!
Stop staring at me.
Don't come in here, please.
We've gotten very lucky so far.
We're gonna move now. I'm afraid to go in here because I'm afraid he's gonna see me out of the corner of his eye.
Alright, we chill, bro.
I wish we could go out that fucking window, man. Dude, it's actually suicide to go out there right now.
I got to become a guard we got we got I mean sure he's not gonna run he's not
That's my prime target right there.
Well.
I forget which house is mine.
I found it.
How's about a big ol' gun to the head, too?
I think I forgot my brief. Nope. No, that's a different briefcase. I didn't bring my sniper.
But there, mmm, there probably isn't one for sale, actually.
We can look.
You failed.
You failed your charge, Mr. Assassin.
Sorry.
It's over.
Okay.
The sound of that gun made it sound way less cool than it actually was.
Let's see.
Well, we got very lucky there.
What?
This map is so fucking dumb, man.
Holy shit.
I think I heard me through a wall.
This is a lookout.
You please leave.
Wait, we just sleep them.
Wait, but these guys might see me.
Oh, hey.
You guys want to see something cool?
Fuck.
Fuck.
I can't do it.
No!
Best shop incoming? Check it out.
Got it.
I do need my vitamins well sorry believers I'm always gonna choose the poop dart
Over here.
Blind to guard please.
Fine, hold on.
Hey, what do I have?
My Cortezo.
I'm gonna find some loot.
Actually what I need most is a disguise.
Ah, there's the guy there.
Okay.
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
Gee, like, that's so crazy. That makes sense.
What?
I'm sorry.
Evil laugh.
I'm you now.
You were in trouble, young man.
Well...
God, he's protected by heaven.
Get the mandate of heaven just...
Alright.
We gotta find some loot boxes.
I'm hearing so many couriers.
So.
Thanks.
I work here.
Wee, wee, wee, wee!
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba!
Oh no, they're fleeing!
What they saying
We don't need that I need a flashbang of some sort
For all the loot boxes that I need a I need a max win
I need a red knife. Let's get him CS
Gun
hold up bigger gun
meh meh meh meh
check it they call him Kobe
That sounds terrible.
Don't do that.
Okay.
Stop.
sleep now Prince it was all we're not a loot man
It's so dark.
You don't mind if I pull that out?
Hey, how you doing, sir?
Kobe got cancelled, you gotta say Wimby now?
Booby?
Mermi, Mermi, Mermi, Mermi.
I don't have a keycard.
Tooby?
The subscription service?
What? Shut up.
I'm in combat.
What the fuck?
The sneaky bastard is gone!
I can command!
Somebody call an ambulance!
The guy killing me!
Oh my god! There's bodies all over!
I need help! Someone please help me!
The old shooting slip?
Yup.
Yup, yup.
Shit! Here it is! Command!
Oh yeah?
Who the fuck else has seen me?
That was weird.
This guy's seen me.
Come.
To me, friend.
I'm going to sleep now, sleep.
Rest easy, soldier.
Your watch has concluded.
Yeah, hey bro.
I
Hear no loot boxes bros
What's this?
Billiky.
Dude, that's so crazy.
I gotta get out of here
Let's check it though. Hey buddy. Tell me what you're involved in it. I'm nothing
Nothing
You fucking dumb bitch ass chatter man!
What did we lose?
We lost our scrap pistol.
My SMG?
No, no, no.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Let me know when you're ready, dude.
I'm done trying to fulfill these side objectives like, like, dude, like, yeah, going, going
to acquire a fucking flashbang.
Yeah, sure.
I'll do that.
I lost this thing right here.
bro if I'm in that exact same situation dude I do not give a fuck about your
points only read them before the mission bro I didn't have a flashbang at
all I had to acquire one on site all right good street I'll see you guys see
you guys moon day I play more hit man might play something else we'll see
Maybe I'll just do like one more attempt.
And then swap.
Putsh!
Putsh!