MOONMOON
da fanaly 2 (hardcore freelancer variations !mod while taking silent assassin when it is offered as a prestige objective TM)
06-01-2026 · 7h 30m
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There he is.
A truly rare specimen.
of
The second one.
You shut up.
Song link?
Hold on.
There you go buddy. I copied it at the perfect time even.
Dear Jesus, it's me, your most faithful assassin, Yoda.
For great consternation, have I attempted to fulfill thy divine will.
Unfortunately, the ability to dole out your righteous justice has been inhibited by the
the tenacious attempts of the syndicate, or various syndicates that I have been tasked
to eliminate. It is with great sorrow that I must approach
thee, O Lord, and confess my most grievous failure. It was I who attempted to walk up
the employees only stares. And it was I who, after four hours, squandered to go grace
failed.
Yay! Haha! You legitimately look like Kin Shi Huang. Kin Shi Huang. Kin Shi Huang.
Let me guess, balding? Check? Glasses? Ha-ha.
I
Wither
I
The IRS
I'm sorry to bother you at work, but did you have a good day?
Yeah.
I mean, it's pretty much just started, but yeah, how about you?
Now didn't ask now shut the fuck up be you did yeah sure I did man sure I did
I'm sure I did champ.
Wait.
I mean I guess we get...
Oh, it's silent. What the hell?
This did not look like it had a silent one.
Gibi!
How am I celebrating Pride Month?
Uh, I don't know, man.
Be gay.
Courage, hello?
Oh
Maura maura maura unsilenced pistol kill this could be any gun
Hey, we have a really good day nice man. I hope you have a good day too, bro
Now stop fucking talking. Step the fuck back.
I forgot.
I made this, and then never picked it up.
Alright, we're good.
I'm up to get most of the broken in.
Jokes on you.
I haven't refreshed my chat or upped into my chat arena in forever.
You convinced her wife to start a group Iron Man with you?
Take good luck.
Welcome to Colorado.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but they are on high alert, so
tread carefully or they will slip away.
Good luck, 47.
Don't slip away.
using chat to chat not spam emotes I prefer the emotes spam if I'm being
TBH. That guy has brain damage on him. I gotta change. We're here? Yes. We're gonna put
I'll put this back on T for now, because I'm tired of taking my head off the mouse.
Wait.
Now we're good.
I'm in guh.
I'm allowed to be here.
Not here though here. I am a loser
What if I shot this guy would it be cool, I'm gonna do it
I don't know if I have enough time to put this away, they don't look alerted.
You're not gonna do anything.
Well, well, well. It would appear as though I have one HP.
I'm fucking dead or shit.
I got three bullets boys.
Guys welcome to the stream first gonna pretend that didn't happen
Quick little practice run for the boys
Boys
What's up guys just hit just just hit go live just hit start stream welcome
Yeah, why is the striker have 14 bullets man
That said, I was shooting those guys at the head and they were doing backflips, which was cool
Yeah, but the 7 TV stuff I still see every time though
Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding
But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready
I see everything the eyes of God I have a one again one so fucking long
Yeah, who's betting on the next election dude
Yo yo yo yo yo
All in Trump dude you're gonna win he's gonna win
Are these that no they're not the same
Let's get rid of this ship.
Also, I'm going back to Sniper.
We still lost our ship, by the way, so that'll tell us what we accomplished literally nothing.
Oh yeah, dude.
Sweet.
I mean, there were better plans than that one, let's be honest.
I didn't realize, so I assume because it was an epic sniper rifle, it wouldn't take ten
seconds to take out and put away.
And boy was I wrong about that.
Boy was I wrong.
Let's get our jam be a my favorite
Let's get our assassins
Hwk 21 cover
It coaxes or something
They already have the
All right guys, don't get spotted.
Can't believe I shot out my favorite crypto gambling slash prediction market site.
Um, just big gay crypto.
Hey, the gayest crypto site of all time.
Gay Crypto. Woohoo!
Wahoo! Can I get a that big guy?
What is that guy eating in that video, by the way? I'm zooming down. That big guy.
That big guy.
Pineapple.
Why is the pineapple red?
Evil pineapple.
Oh.
Pineapple and coconut water with Kool-Aid.
That just sounds so absolutely offensive to my taste buds, dude.
It sounds so, like, disgustingly sugary, that, like, I don't think I would- I could ever enjoy something like that.
To me, it looked like he was eating, like, like a crazy, like, spicy pickle, which would have been cool.
Now, big guy.
How come he got someone to bring him a jar of that shit in the middle of the street, and then he taste tested it like he was, like,
taking, like, a sample line of Coke or some shit after buying him some Coke, eh?
Why are they doing a transaction for that's absolutely vile creation?
Burning hook chain and adipo, right?
Same reason it was filmed?
Oh my god, he solved it!
They sell a $10 jar of pineapples for $25.
Have a good trip, 47.
Yeah, but then they gotta drive 15 minutes to go sell it, dude.
Is it worth the gas money? I don't fucking think so, dude. That's just like $7 a gallon
Welcome to the Maldives
Intel tells us that the gas was like members are currently in the area three fitting track them down
But this is not going to be easy
Previous actions have put them on high alert. So you need to be tactical
Burnt as a point 47
Hi everyone
Can't believe I'm finally on vacation from hitting
Now I can finally realize my dream of becoming a professional jet ski man.
It's hoping an awesome thing to do.
Professional jet ski man.
Professional jet ski man.
Do you regret buying a truck?
Nah, I don't drive enough to regret it.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna fucking...
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
You son of a bitch!
Ignore me!
I'm gonna do it!
Ooh, I can't wait to kill you, oh.
Yeah, go on. Don't come this way though.
Do you guys mind getting back to work?
Which one is this? Hmm.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
COVID cardiac assault.
I don't know what you're doing. Oh my god.
Oh, come on.
Oh, wow.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what that is anymore.
Who's got the money?
Do you know how clinging she was last night?
What appears though, I have acquired a uh...
Anyone look at?
Hey.
We don't have to take this out.
But I will though.
Wait, why is this open?
Shut up!
Half of the 7 TV emotes are gone, what the hell?
They've absconded to the enemy nation, dude.
Why can't I jump this?
Nooooo!
Don't worry, hey, oh, don't don't worry about it. What if he came in here and checked on?
Oh
We need to secure the area I need you to get as far away as possible
This is for your own safety. Do you hear it? Yeah? Yeah, it's not weird back to real life
Oh
Going for murder
Syndicate member eliminated well done 47
It was nothing that big gas
Oops
They found my dead best friend, John Guard.
Whoa!
Don't you make that noise, John Guard. Don't you break hoy!
I need a costume.
All right, all we gotta do is choke that person to death.
Who's winning the CS2 Major starting tomorrow?
Kaisenat.
Nice question.
Um, yeah.
next question by the way.
How did you hear that?
Bought some Miles Garrett trade will Aaron Donald come out of retirement to play with
him?
Wait I have to mainly kill Epic this guy we lost oops wait I'm a guard
Me when I'm a guard.
Nice.
I have the ability to murder.
Yeah, it's just a little bit further, my friend.
Just a wee bit further.
Yeah
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within this impute
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
How?
He doesn't know
When he run up and give you the shank, I like when you kill, smile, nice.
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment cool
No firearms
I hate that
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
What do you have against Spurs vs. Nix?
You guys actually say sports guys names to me like you're doing at fucking Naruto Jutsu
at me, dude.
Well, like, have you seen the Aaron Johnson Donald trade to the capillary area of the
Nix?
Dude, no one fucking cares, man.
No one watches that shit, dude.
Like I'm getting chanted at by a bunch of fucking psychotic cultists, dude.
Like I woke up on a sacrifice table I'm surrounded by hooded cultists and they're all saying
like Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers, Nicholas Wimbanyana, LeBron James, LeBron James, dude,
shut up!
Shut the fuck up, dude!
Shut the fuck up, man!
Holy fuck, dude!
I don't care, man!
I don't care!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!
I think I can fix it or something.
me having drinks with with bill after after the job hey bill what's up man
nothing bro just been watching Tim Tebow here in Rogers with Nicholas
win-magnana step Steph Curry LeBron James do the big three oh okay I'd never
We're spoken to a bit of personally in a one on one, but I realize now that there's an
empty shell of a human being, only capable of reciting names like mantras, like mudras
even.
You guys think it's funny, am I getting bullied, is this like bullying, these are like asking
me about sports stuff or is pulling me right now get in the locker nerd did I'm
literally just trying to eat my lunch this guy came over flip my tray over and
said oh so you didn't see the the next win by 32 points last night huh loser
Fuck you, man. That's so mean.
We will not bring this.
So, why not pick you for a sports ball?
I was semi-athletic.
Yeah, right.
One time I had to make up all the class that I skipped and I had to run two miles in like
a hundred plus degree weather.
It was more than that, actually.
I almost died.
Safe journey, Fortress.
I had to. I mean, the pass I did.
It must have been a rough 30 minutes.
They passed you anyway?
Then why did I do it? Were they torturing me?
That's kind of fucked up
Oh wait, I had the wrong guy
I think this guy counts as a guard, I don't know
No where I'm probably gonna stab this guy and then jump your fence to see your
I
Oh
Works
Oh, yeah
What have you shit yourself dude?
Gotta ski down
Are you involved sir?
Oh shit.
Nothing here command.
Moving on.
Vanishes into the void.
I have to tell you.
On?
Keep it steppin' Capha.
Yes, now walk through the bush.
Shake yourself.
Who the fuck is that? Who is that? Who are you?
I was gonna fail the timer, I fucking lose dude!
I gotta choke this guy.
You are actually joshing me right now.
There! Someone's firing a gun!
Oh, this will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
He saw me through the fucking lattice, or what, dude? But how?
I really gotta choke this guy.
Oh, my gosh.
That didn't work. Not good.
Oh, we still got some garbagemen to knock out.
of
the
two
of the
there? It was me, Austin! Time to kill this garbageman.
I think I'm allowed to be here, right?
Yippee!
What the fuck are you doing?
It's choking time!
Yippee!
You beeeeee!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Wait, we gotta check the shop though. Wait, we gotta get the safe though. Hold on. We got some work to do.
I'm the garbage man!
Skii-papapapapoooo.
Dare me to kick this lady's door in.
The fucking... it's locked, man.
Wait, we're good.
I'm done.
Wanna buy something?
Oh, yes!
Excellent.
Come to the corner with you, friend.
Should go.
Do not come.
Got some pills here, got some pills there.
Very nice.
Dude, where is she?
We're gonna do the coolest exit, guys.
Oh, shit.
You got that bitch again, dude!
Ain't no one safe!
Oh my god, the same.
Right.
Is a mother of three?
She's a fucking cannibal who feeds brains to her neighbors, dude.
I'll have- I'll see no pearl clutching of such.
I might have... I might have... had a stuff.
I
Remember me, remember me, remember you
Do I kill I can't let it get to the wall
Remember me
Hides behind the lawnmower.
Dude is this the Austin Powers party, you hear the Austin Powers song?
Oh, guys.
Excuse me.
I got to catch the bus.
Was that cooler?
That was some spy shit, dude.
That was some spy shit, for sure.
Launched him over the table, dude.
And then we kill this guy because he's an undercover cop.
Move move move!
Go balls!
Mike, Mike, thanks for sub...
Okay.
Smurfs.
I've provided you with new intel.
I get the mods say like I say what, Elias tested the Skeleton mod and the Skeleton mod, uh...
does not seem like it would work properly.
The character looks more like a bone cyborg.
than a Skellington.
He only worked with one suit.
You know that if you make someone slip on a banana, it works like a set of takedowns
which will remove the body?
Yes.
Yes.
Fuck you.
What's up, Baja Blastin' Rope?
Can you get the Dark Gun in game?
On the map?
Maybe.
I'll try that cream soda Dr. Pepper ship.
How do you get yoga?
Yoga?
How do you get yoga?
It's a mod.
You know, Mr. Moon, when you were on the last mission and you were on the last stream?
I was. I was.
I remember like it was yesterday.
Flashback,
Crouch walking upstairs.
Is this Freelancer. Yeah.
Wait, hold up. We almost made a fatal mistake.
You bought Vtuber cards and didn't tell your wife dude? Daff's you up. Nice.
Yup.
That's epic.
Well, well, well, I feel like I'm forgetting something.
But I think I have everything.
I always see... When I have this weight distribution, it's because I don't have a crowbar.
The crowbar takes up like three, so I get confused. I feel like I'm forgetting seven.
Did you get the fail with a dip?
My fate does not have a dip.
What am I doing wrong?
This means you will have to do your own recon
They're on high alert so you need to be careful on the other hand we do know this
They are attending a secret meeting as for the little identification we have on them
We know that they have brown hair. They are wearing earrings. They are wearing glasses and wearing a hat
We have further intel that informs us that the target is a tendency to enjoy food of any kind and last but not least
Fanny Fanny
El Fado
That's brown air, right?
What are we supposed to do?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... uh oh.
The unit is late because the heroes are gorgeous.
Forgot the forge, for the dam.
That's red.
Shadow Peep?
Did she just... eat?
I
Looked like she interacted with the eating table
I need her to look directly at me so I can see her fucking earrings
Everybody know it though. Goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye to everybody
the back of the people who hated on me
I think that's her
we gotta become a later boys
We got to become a waiter, boys.
Hey, a waiter.
Intriguing.
What's the safest way to choke this guy to death?
I feel like I never get away with it over here.
I don't know.
Is it worth risking?
Is it worth knowing?
Going to the room behind the bar in the middle.
Bro, if I step back there I trespass and then I, and then I heck and lose.
Cause they gonna see me and they're gonna be like, oh fuck dude, you can't be back here.
You don't work here.
What the hell are you doing?
You fool.
You, you wanna buy something?
You name it, I got it.
Lead the way.
Get it disguised.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Thank you.
That's all right, we got a solution.
I don't know what I am if you need anything else.
Well, I'm just saying flug.
Just as a guy doesn't say flug one time.
What the heck was that?
Oh.
Flug walk.
Don't fucking look at me, bitch,
Because I'm gonna give you the...
Tranquilizer...
Then I'm gonna become...
Come you that scared me!
Bottle, bottle!
Greetings, ma'am!
May interest you in some pu- I mean...
Okay, oh
May have to be interesting can you get out of my face, please?
May have she would be interested in some lethal poise. I mean
Linguine courtesy of the house
Do you mind you really pissed me off? Can you just leave me alone?
I practiced for weeks in the mirror
It's just not fair!
How many is her?
One milli-milli person.
Can I come in? Please?
Ah!
Good day to you, sir.
Good day to you, sir.
He wants to frisk me, dude.
That's my private property.
Well, what do we do?
I want to wait to see if she eats this from this.
It looked like she did, but it was like so quick that I'm not sure.
Wait, I'm eating.
Wait, that wasn't a meeting.
Oh, she thinks she's so cool because she can go to the cocaine guy mansion and
hang out there without needing to be fresh, dude.
That's not cool.
That's irresponsible.
Okay.
We never say Dabigat in response to food being incredibly tasty.
Dabigat.
Dabigat.
You better not be eating up there.
Anyway, I want to sit on the bench.
Yippee.
It looks kinda sad though.
Is that gal with more sauce?
That big gal.
Why who asked I'm just trying to kill this lady
My tending forality this weekend sounds like a furry convention no are you
You will be there.
That's awesome, dude.
That's awesome.
I don't know...
What are you...
I hope you have fun, man.
I'm not gonna be able... I mean, we might be able to kill this lady.
I might just go for the poison though, if I'm being honest.
It takes place on VR chat?
Oh, and that one hotel map dude?
I've been there.
I've been there.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Pretty sure I went there on stream.
No one notices me, but I really need to get out of here.
Yeah, that was on stream.
I'll get up!
Or I'll get back down.
I'll get up!
They make their own maps so they can mention each year?
I feel like furries are over hated guys.
I feel like you guys don't...
You don't mean it.
When you're like, ew, furries.
You know what I mean?
Hi.
Hmm.
Are you going for the hors d'oeuvres, ma'am?
Ma'am, the hors d'oeuvres.
The hors d'oeuvres right there.
The fleet.
Of hors d'oeuvres.
Uh-oh.
Um...
Guards?
What are the mental choices?
Don't get them in the back.
Dude.
Greetings.
What are you doing?
Do illegal stuff.
Eat some chocolate.
Okay.
What's up?
So, what's your take on these ICA players?
please help yourself man yes mmm so good hmm oyster doesn't taste like a
a loogie at all
Hello there, so gee I sure hope the one other person we didn't check is our target
It's going to take like eight minutes by the way.
One. And...
The more you see that New York baseball player, Morgan Mason, home, has been among the most successful...
Oh, cut, Neil!
What's this asshole doing in my shot?
I'm sure the gentleman didn't mean to, Pam.
Isn't that right, mister?
Hey, asshole!
What the hell is wrong with you? She's...
Can you believe these people?
Yeah, hello?
as I got Dutch hello in hello in well let's have a seat
it's another day at the hitman factory a now down there right now big dog there's
a lady who's going to unwittingly walk to one side of the map and then return to
the side she came from, only to slurp down an oyster that has lethal flower poison.
You've already done what you must, and now, you rest.
You rest.
W. LARP?
Not LARPing.
I'm narrating.
It's different.
That's on Big John getting World Guinness record.
Um...
For what?
Most ch-most Chinese in the world.
Most joining takeaways!
Actually yes.
Oh, okay.
You know, if you think about it, who gets to decide whether or not something is a record,
dude?
What about that guy who's only said shut the fuck up for like two years of my chat?
guy who has typed the same thing in Twitch chat most consistently for two years award
record.
It's so arbitrary.
It doesn't mean anything, dude.
Check overlay.
He didn't even eat him.
He didn't even eat him.
He was just recalling.
You've got fuckin' sweet and sour chicken, you've got general tussauds, you've got orange
chicken, you've got chips with gravy with chicken.
You have a chatterer who has posted nothing but one man spam forced it for actually four
We time them out for two weeks every time they come back, but they keep doing it
Where's the record for that dude
Where's the record for that
That's more impressive than naming 40 items on the Chinese takeaway menu and the other thing is
is
These places all have slightly different menus, dude. So like
Which menu was he naming from his own like personal like Chinese takeaway menu I
bought the
The wig the wiggly the pigly wiggly gravy chips
But the wiggly pigly quick gravy chips with peas. Oh, that's me favorite
You seem jealous?
Not jealous.
Bigly wiggly is American?
Yeah, but it sounds whimsical enough to be from like Gravy Shire, you know what I mean?
That's my that's my favorite imaginary English place, dude
Name all the Jimmy John sandwiches as fast as you can number one number two number three number four number five number six
Number seven great number nine
Now rape them? No. Somewhere far away, there exists a woman about to have the most delicious
oyster of her life.
go on then.
And I have Scooty J.
Yes.
There should be a way to like remove the poison, because like what if I saw her like do a different
tell right now.
And then the Crazy Motorcycle Music from Final Fantasy 7 starts playing.
I gotta run back and like tip the dish over before she eats.
Who did?
Who did?
Who did?
Dude, we're just going right now, so.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
A few more steps, my lady, and pop!
Please die.
Excellent work, Fortress. The leader has been eliminated. Return to the safe house. Collect
yourself. I'll be in touch.
They didn't pop up in the top left. They got very worried for a second.
I didn't know she had an allergy, I don't know.
Well done for this year.
This will make anyone think twice before turning into a life of crime.
Oysters were to die for okay, but what if I just say like oh that fiber wire. I choked you with was to die for
With a gun I shot you in the head with was to die for I feel like that's pretty good
Like that's pretty good
Good job 47 you eliminated the syndicate, but this is only the tip of the iceberg
They have more of the HMS, man. Eliminate them to bring them down on the news.
Let me know when you're ready.
Stop talking!
Um...
It's fucking dark, oh my!
Ba-ba-ba-BABAS!
Me!
Please pick up Dartmer Gravy Shire from now on.
Oh, we're heading to fucking Gravy Shire then, bro.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How come they don't let other people name stuff from menus to become a world record
holder, dude?
That shit pisses me off.
I'm actually mad about that, by the way.
So it's like that guy sat down with like the proctor of Guinness World Records and they were like,
all right, we gotta figure out a way to get you in this book.
What are you good at?
Oh, first of all, the right proper government.
Second of all, okay, name every item of the Tony's takeaway menu.
And we're talking fast, man.
That's actually how they do it.
Dude, Guinness is so fucking lame, man.
Holy shit.
So lame.
But if Mr. Beast got on that shit, dude...
Yes!
I love Mr. Beast!
You're literally just taking this to give you whatever world record you want.
How expensive is that?
Two dollars.
There ain't no way it's that cheap.
Do kids even know what Guinness Book of World Records is even anymore, dude?
Like do you think, do you think like they're going to the library checking out the Guinness
Book of World Records 1991 through 1994?
I don't think so, dude.
can't even read anymore. What's up with that? It's fucked up, dude. There was always a
waitlist for those books? Yes, dude, there was. And then, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Always
kind of disappointed, which really about like, I didn't really have to do the library much
in school. I remember, dude, I remember barely, God, like they had just retired the Dewey Decimal
System, or they like they had gotten computers to do the job instead. I remember hearing about
like almost having to learn it dude almost almost but we did it was awesome
give me I'll be in touch when you reach your destination
I'm on a Venus fly trapping against world record book at the fair dude that's so
awesome welcome to Ambrose Island we have Intel that what is there to learn
you find the idea to go to the row in the library this is not going to be easy
previous actions have put them I don't know I never fucking learned it you tell
me it's not fucking trying to get sturdy bitch what's in a fucking learn
I should have, man. I should have killed b**ch ASAP.
Uhhh...
Yeah!
Grab the briefcase.
Thank you
What
All my dead homies lying in the
Oh
Wrong slightly damp walkway mother fucker
Dude where even is the camp?
Surveillance.
This map looks good in the day time.
It actually doesn't look bad.
Not wrong, not wrong.
Oh, hey buddy. Hold on, let's back her up a wee bit.
Let's back her up a wee bit.
I think we can hit him through the tree here.
cool yes now come over here and investigate coward
yeah can't let you through sorry sir hmm understood understood
the guy was good I didn't even see him shoot the mother fucker dad go
yes I'm up syndicate member eliminated submarine key what the fuck I've
actually never been up here my god
y'all trying to ride the submarine is my silencer of Pringles can't
So what if it is, babe?
Um, okay...
Stop discovering my bodies.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
of
I'm just going to kill you guys, but I don't care.
any bad men what the hell is this
that is not one we shoot fellas
me. Okay, shooting at me, even though I'm invisible, weird
I just noticed this path down here.
Hey, look away for you. Shit's going down.
Got a scat dattle, fellas.
Diary entry.
This axe is cool.
Also that's the coolest elimination with ability I have ever.
Oymo TBH
It's me nervous when I guys this wound up
Excuse me, but where's the guy?
Oh my, I've read this for the fucking cameras.
Uh, brah?
Just give me the regular one, bitch. Wait, is this the the one that sings to you?
Is this the one? It doesn't look like it.
I'm pretty sure the one that sings to you is white.
Thank you
I got a long ad at the worst moment
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
They've been playing like weird ads on Twitch
never seen one faced yeah like yeah they got the old class ago they got they
got Travago here but it's like
I don't know, I can't really think of the ones that I'm seeing right now.
I'm blanking.
Greetings fellas.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Please.
Can you believe it?
the submarine.
How do we get down there?
Remember when we accidentally killed this guy? It was awesome.
and deliberate.
And Wendy's chilly, how about you?
Okay.
But how do you spice that?
Let me know.
I just got an ad and it was a live video of me watching this stream.
one
okay but like
that guy never answered
scene optics for silver
I just got an add-in of his pirate software running out of dire ball
Word?
That's chill, that's chill.
That's chill.
Crap, crap, crap, crap.
Crap, crap, crap, crap.
At moon moon, hello moon, I am fucking gay.
Alright, that's cool man.
Well, which one are we gonna take off here?
Dartmouth, bruv.
I don't want to use concussive explosives, brad.
Do I miss being a coin man?
No, I'm a hip man now.
At least until we finish this challenge.
I can probably just make the role of Williamson for some reason.
Boy, Maggie, you look like you're from Gravy Shore.
And what gave me away?
Struggles to get out of my seat.
Heh heh heh.
Oh!
Oh, it was my fluency of my local Chinese takeaway video.
Yeah, that makes sense.
What are you fluent in, mate?
French?
Spanish?
No, mate.
Chinese takeaway.
I'll speak at least four different menus.
All right, B-John, how are we gonna get you in the Guinness Book of World Records?
Hey, I don't fucking know, bro. Most tolums declared government.
But actually another British man, he's for playing that food game. Wait, what food game?
Oh, Scrandle, yeah.
That's not a game. That's a daily, dude.
Okay, get it right.
Saladist lost. Thanks for something.
Had to do me daily, dude.
Big John has a PhD in Middle Eastern history.
I could be hella ignorant, but that has to be like a hard degree to have right?
Like Middle Eastern history is kind of like European history and then it goes back so
far and there's just like so much like just random bullshit that happens during that time.
It's not like it's not it's not like American history, which is only a couple of hundred years.
And they'd be like, yeah. Guerrilla warfare? Question mark? Maybe.
Civil war? North or south? Interesting.
And then in Florida at least they skipped over all of like the the minor skirmishes that America was in
Like the
The one with Mexico very briefly touched on
The one with Canada
Well that one was kind of touched on a little bit
America's been to war a lot, huh?
It's kinda cool.
So fucking cool.
Die.
Fuck.
I-I choked.
Hiya!
Uh, now die.
through the garden and I'll be like what
I put my bomb in here I got it's illegal for me to put the bomb in the hole but I
I can do this.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
Oh, I do believe I'm gonna shoot you the head, dude, bruv!
Return to the safe house collect your stuff. I'll be in touch
Hold on we've got a lineup to shot
You're ready for this
Wait, where's it actually can't see from this far
Oh
We're in here, we're in here
Who puts confidential safe files in a bush it don't make sense
Scram!
Hey you!
Stop!
Crap! Not good.
So not good.
Whoa! Someone help me deal with this asshole!
And shit, something really bad is happening!
Wasn't me? I was just in the bush.
Unbelievable.
You heard that right?
You check over there.
I'll check over here.
Hmm.
Yes.
Wheeeeeeeewww.
There has to be like a different way to dig here, by the way.
So dumb.
Wait, I think the pipe that you can climb to get up there isn't in this variation, maybe.
What?
You guys think these are weed plants? I've never seen weed plants before.
Dude, it's totally weed.
I'm pretty sure there are no external pipes on this variation.
Pipe is in corner.
Pipe in corner.
What corner?
Bye, bub-o-osh!
What fucking corner am I?
Pipe and ass.
Okay.
Very mature.
I need a bomb.
You got a bomb.
Just come back if you need more.
They're still pipe, I got baited. You guys are stupid.
You guys are like, ha ha, troll face. It was merely a jade.
It was merely a jade bump on my back.
All right, I need a hitman expert, good job.
What is the correct way to approach this show?
I
Don't
It's no no what
Hey, I'm not going to tell you again understand
It would appear that they have seen my face.
Uh-oh.
Oh
Are you okay?
I see it right there
Do you work for some kind of royal family or something you must
You have a security freak. Get out of the way.
Okay?
Boom!
Come on!
Shoot that!
That's not a bad thing!
The end is now.
But what if it was me?
Hey!
I need help!
Hey!
We're not here!
Good job.
Thank you.
Whoever keeps coming in can help show yourself.
Now.
I think we've got a psycho on the loose.
You wanna play games?
What the heck?
Don't let him take control of the situation.
They're shooting me somehow, which is terrifying.
This is someone exploring a gun.
I'm so dead.
Just.
Maybe.
It's okay.
Reveal!
Reveal!
Inventory full!
Like, how the fuck do I get back here without them noticing?
The only time I did it is I lured them out one by one with like triple lures to that
but I got spotted in originally I guess you could do a bomb
you're getting really easy using the pipe the pipe doesn't exist come on to
copy I'm at the location now nothing to report over yeah maybe there's one over here
fire alarm yeah like it has to be some kind of like explosion or like a fire alarm or what
where is the fire
by the pipe cool worst the pipe next to the fire alarm cool
It's Johnny's takeaway toy!
Bob-O-Losh!
Is there a fire alarm?
Who knows.
He's gonna see something cool.
There it is.
You see it?
Did you see it?
She did not hear that, by the way.
Gilboe and a Hobgix for some Apple Blows Up when landing you didn't let it shit.
Dude you're ruining the fucking magic trick man!
You bastard!
You bastard!
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
I'm ready.
Do you buy Salmon Assassin, the L Classico?
Oh no.
We like that.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
I actually did not play Dubai a single time in that run that I almost won by the way.
We didn't have Dubai one time.
Welcome to Dubai Dubai Dubai Dubai Dubai Dubai Dubai Dubai Dubai
Dubai chocolate yet the delicious and nutritious treat not to the defecation
I'm talking about poop, oh well that's disappointing.
I was talking about pistachio, dude I've never had good Dubai chocolate by the way, that
I should the sigh up and I love pistachio, bro
Dubai chocolate means poop because it's green now I get it yeah chatter
That's why it means that
Hehehehe.
Yes.
Yes, because Dubai Chocolate is code word for getting a fat shit on your chest.
Okay, man.
So we're just gonna say it.
that's a Cleveland steamer don't believe it yeah whatever happened to Cleveland steamer
Classic.
How classy, Cody.
Probably like a mighty dove.
We're good.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Texas-style chili dogs?
What did Texas put on their chili dogs?
Welcome to the Scepter.
Dubai.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
Chili.
to do but they are on high alert so tread carefully and they will see the way
how do I kill this guy to do forty-seven
oh
what if we go grab some propane and then
wait behind the stage oh my god wait no I know how to do this wait I actually know
how to do this first I have what the Dubai classico hold up
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I'm gonna be able to do blind guard actually, I don't know.
How's that work in Silent Assassin?
Excuse me.
I need your fucking key card, mate.
I need your fucking key card, bro.
Wait.
I need your fucking key card mate!
R بالa bila bilab bilab bilab bilab bilab bilab bilab bilab bilab bilab bilab bilab
That's awesome!
You make sure to do not do two objectives. I really need you to lose
Well, I can't do the sniper one
Just can't I just teleported I just teleported I
Did a short range tell him it's happened again
Crazy man.
I wonder if we can pull it.
We need some in-medic-rad boys of staff.
Pin him, pin him, pin him.
Alright, buddy.
Let's go move on, shall we?
Jesus!
He's got to take an inventory, dude.
Now's not the time.
Where's me rat poison detected?
Right.
Where's me rat poison detected?
Right.
So...
Good to see you again.
Thank you.
Which guy is this guy guarding?
Let's just go kill everyone else real quick, you know.
Oh.
I'm awake, you know.
Shut up.
I can't wait to make you shit yourself.
I can't wait to make you shit yourself.
I'm gonna shit yourself to you.
I'll please show you my fish, no.
I cannot for your fish.
Thank you.
You had too much.
Let's do much.
I'll get my assistant to call yours.
I know a great little place off the coast of the Philippines, you can only get there
by private jet.
The fish is fantastic.
The fish?
Anyways.
I assisted to call yours. I know a great little place off the coast of the Philippines. You can only get there by private jet.
The fish is fantastic.
Fancy a drink, my lord? My lord, would you like a drink?
Please help yourself.
Pretty much look at this.
Thank you. Thank you.
Is it the wine? It is the wine.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Please.
Excuse me.
It's fine, whatever it is.
Swagger now.
Thank you.
That means a lot.
Very proud.
Mac Josh, thanks for something.
I heard you love that.
It's my camera fucked up. What is this?
They were good times.
Please, don't take it personally. This has been my dream since I was a child.
I designed the building myself. It could be no other way.
I was just... I completely understand.
But we should help each other sometime. I'm here for a few days.
Sounds wonderful. I suppose you were staying at the Blue Shop.
Would I stay at any other hotel?
You always had class. I'll get in touch.
Don't disappoint me.
have a sit quick man have a sit
BMA
Yes
Watch out for that crypto
Move.
Thank you.
Poisons you.
God bless.
I gotta fix my camera.
Use me, Final Fantasy 1, 2, and 3 for the first time.
Nice.
Epic refringe, chat, thought.
Crinch. Well, people have spoken for us, sorry.
Am I allowed to be here? I don't think so.
It's going to be a little bit before he drinks that again, I'm pretty sure, so...
May as well get some extracurricular work done.
Oh, he's going to see the gun, this could be bad.
is that hey that'll teach you to pick up unsafe unsecured guns
We're gonna have to double-check the guy. Big poison right now.
I'm pretty sure he doesn't path back there for a little bit.
I'm falling right now.
BALLED!
We stay high.
No lie.
You know this.
Ballin'!
Gee, I sure hope the right guy comes.
Damn.
Yes.
An air you must come.
Where do we put this, dude?
Let me just leave him in here.
Come on, man.
You can get brains here.
You ought to waste some time.
Come on, they can get right here!
I'm gonna waste some time!
Yeah, looks... dude, I think this guy comes back here.
Okay, that was probably the hardest one.
Uh, we're gonna go for the freakin' Daburinsky, so...
Oh, it's not trespassing right here.
that's
not true
was siren
Okay.
She'll be back.
Alright, let's go guys.
Alright, alright, alright.
What's the shot dude?
I don't I don't have a chocolate where you go
huh that's nice
go up the ladder the ladder still doesn't have an angle for what I need unfortunately
these are real people it would be really easy to push her off but
But, oh hey, hold on, hold?
How do I do this in a way that does not hurt these two people right here?
Bring him, bring him, bring him.
Okay, I heard though. She doesn't work here.
Is it close enough
I
Nothing at my position
We doing I was surrounded
the
man
we got a casualty
yeah this one's dead
yep sure is
what the hell?
you gotta find the pump
where is my place?
I just wanna go back up to stairs please
what's happening?
guys can I go back up the stairs please
come on come in you copy yes I'm here now
Wait, I know where this is
Give up bitch
Why are you sirs I will commence bagging and tagging if needed over
Got a ski daddle all right who we got
We're probably going to grab it every disguise, let's see what the lady has.
Excuse me. I have talked to one of your friends. I've been through a lot of things.
This is the kind of the story. Maybe you can help?
I don't think I can help you cry.
Sorry. It's not a cry. It should be. Do you know why?
Sorry. I'm just backstage in my story. I don't know anything about the text.
Okay.
Why have you brought me here?
It's gonna really surprise me.
Well, that's right. Thank you for your help.
Have a nice day.
Well, I saved the user.
Is that the artist?
Performance artist.
Come along buddy.
I'm not a good guy.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Dude, don't... don't panic.
Come along, buddy.
To the toilet.
I got it all um yeah, thank you
Collector's lockpick, not bad, not bad.
Might need this as well.
Damn.
Hey, a flash phone.
If I flash a guard, do I lose silent assassin?
I assume not.
Alright, we need to remember that lady comes back here.
Very fucking important.
I won't get rused again.
This lady- wait, the lady is our target.
Hippie!
Are you coming back here? No.
Ben?
Yes, go into the back room.
that was cash up by the way if we want to skip the objects off
optional objectives um yeah I was gonna do something do something do something
move
Psst. Come back here. The murder closet. Come to the murder closet. Psst. Hey.
I think this is... different.
Hmm...
Well, let's just turn on his viewcams. We'll see.
Oh, this one.
Follow me.
It's threading the needle, dude.
The needle dude
How do we want to do this
It's over
kind of practice something like how do you get up this pipe without getting seen
but there's another one there's multiple hold on so it'd be here oh my god
Okay, I mean, we're not gonna risk it right now, but...
So it would be that pipe.
Fuck, I might just do it.
If I'm being TBH, fella.
Wait for this dude to walk away.
Check the left side?
Good idea.
I mean this is definitely the safest way out.
Oh my!
Holy moly!
Oh shit, where do we put this dude?
We don't have to put them anywhere, really. Just kill them and then leave.
Is that a fucking apple? The sound of an apple breaking?
Oh, to the murder room.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Return to the safe house. Connect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Holy moly.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Stupid, stupid, stupid whopper.
Hey lady.
Catch.
I'll be right back.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
I'll be right back.
Let's move.
How unfortunate, it rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I'll be right back, man.
I'll be right back.
I got piss.
I'm gonna get some coffee too, I think.
Perhaps the doubter's up.
Bad luck, 47.
Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
We'll know when you're ready.
We got the collector's lock, but it's not a total loss.
Do you want to talk about it?
Dude, if my congress people are allowed to do insider trading, so am I, dude.
Okay.
What's up?
Oh, I'm getting your meaningless channel points.
Oh, man. Alright.
I think this is the boat.
whether do this or the four target silent assassin do buy run back and I don't know if I'll
do that. Try doing a mission with no gear as a flex. But I've got tiny little noodle arms
Dude, no one's gonna be impressed
You play the Miami song we'll play the Miami song if we're on real Miami
At least you picked up the collector's lockpick true
Friends, what thanks for 100 months. Sorry. I missed it
Junior and Brocon and Moon Ninja, or Moon Inja, Pritcher's Moon Ninja.
TDC and State Jover and Koromaru and Coffee Banjiks for Subbac.
And no name and Grubby Cookie and Ukiyo for Subbac.
At birthday.
What's my favorite map? I think my favorite map is...
I mean, I think it's Will's and Creak.
Also, do not need this.
Need anything at Costco?
Hmm, can I get like a lawnmower?
Is that chill? You got me on that? You got me on the lawnmower?
is that too is that too presumptuous
you get a rotisserie chicken dude like he dude yeah thank bigger dude
No, but if you get 100 people to subscribe the next five minutes, we will collectively have you on the lawnmower
Guys, I don't need a lawnmower
They do your place in loop
And Hobbs boss six for silver buy some car batteries. You got me on a car battery, dude
You got me on a an outdoor grill
Welcome to Miami. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area but be
careful they're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. Be careful, 47.
Fake Miami.
Okay, we might just lose it, silly P.T.W.
weird. I got a bunch of cameras I got a break you need to work on your posture sir straighten
Now that's bad.
How do you not see me?
Dude, it's so annoying that it's no firearms because there's so many of these cameras that
are just so easy to snipe to you, but I can't.
I cannot lean up against this.
Why keep the alpha?
Security kick-mars!
You know we might have been able to do this soon only actually.
I fucked up
Man
My baseball, you son of a bitch.
This guy over here, he's a courier, by the way.
Let's take him out.
Oh, he's peeing gross.
I don't like this right now, please
Just like a real car alarm, no one looked.
I think we have to take out the cameras.
Hmm...
If he sees me, I lose.
Are you serious?
Hello?
He's too stoic, man.
I'm afraid if I melee this guy from behind while he's looking at that window...
I mean, I mean we have to go for it. No, we have to go for it. We have to go for it.
So the issue is that they get caught on the fucking chairs, dude. Let's let's wait and
see how long he is out here.
Come on, we might be able to get him.
Huh.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice.
of
the
death
of
Hello there. Hi
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate
Why do I have this the temptation is too great
Okay.
Let's grab the save, I guess.
Or who knew where the clues could be, bruv?
What the fuck is this? Mechanic?
Sir.
Hi. Hi. Hi.
I love shenanigans. I'll be there.
Worst to final clue though.
Where the hell is it?
It's not that clipboard.
I found it!
Yippee!
Alright, quit looking at those stuff.
You're being weird.
Let's see.
Okay.
I think I heard something moving in for a closer look oh come on man you got this shit under
control man okay I'm remembering why this disguise is not the best for this map
What the hell?
This guy goes up to the third floor eventually.
What's up?
So much loot.
Thank you.
Hey fellow god, see you around man.
Thank you.
Okay, so there's really only one way out.
What?
Oh
What these guys do
Banana
I'm not trespassing anymore, I'm dumb.
What am I doing?
This guy was upstairs.
Yeah.
Do you drink black coffee with milk or latte?
Uh, black coffee with some...
half an apple.
A wee bit. Oh, there he is.
I'm gonna get in this bitch
Hey, you need anything?
Oh, stop, dude.
Oh my god, it's no firearms. I almost darkened this guy.
So what's the fucking plan, dude?
I feel like we got to take these cops out.
Maybe we can make him slip on the oil slide.
I can't ignite it though.
Or at least I don't have a way to do it.
Yeah, we're gonna give it the ol' mini-pile.
Does he smoke?
He might smoke, I don't think so though, he looks like a butler of some sort.
This motherfucker dude.
You having a medic or anything?
Oh my god, we do!
hold on, I'm thinking
I forgot where the bathroom is
that I miss no no I did not miss I just wanted to do it this way okay
I
I
Know
I got nothing!
I got nothing!
Damn!
You threw that with the gusto dude!
Something dude.
What?
I'm just gonna stay on the last seat.
Right now, we'll keep an eye on the road by the front.
Drive to there.
Get in the bus, Doctor!
Where are you?
What is happening?
Come along big man. Help us in front of you.
It was a gun. It looked white.
He's blind!
Let's see how far back we can get him.
I swear these sort of things have the more weird realty than anybody else.
I want to see it.
Come.
To the fire you must go.
I got one more loser to get.
This is like a bonus loser though.
Hold up, he's coming.
Hmm?
Hmm?
This is how close we were to winning the campaign, by the way. Pretty much.
This exact sequence.
You almost saw me!
Fortunately for us, Corner Jutsu is simply too fucking powerful here.
Alright, let's not get caught on the way out.
Keep the change, you filthy animals.
Shoot one of them. Hmm. I already already did the deliberate insider training for today. We can't do it again
They're indeed a subject do it again, it was cool
Oh, no didn't feel very cool after all my objectives poor failed
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment
Okay
We have it our god
Me me me me the good one to the poop one
We can make surely we don't need more than three syringes
Roy
need a gun need a gun mate
should I doubt or believe I mean you guys just saw me do silent assassin do
by you know it's possible do-do bye the one I failed yeah but yeah look at the
context you contacts matters I threw it I threw a briefcase that moves at 10
miles an hour in the air that's the one who saw me in the reflection but the
window they were cleaning. Can we hear your Jorgen Klopp Travago impression?
First of all impress that you know that guy's name. Second of all, you should have
checked Travago.
How's that?
Is that good?
The briefcase moves slower the higher your FPS is.
Really?
oh we don't need this.
We will make this into lethal poison in case it becomes useful.
You should have checked to have a whole go!
Uh, how are we going to throw?
Should be fine.
Jurgen Klopp is the legendary manager of Liverpool FC.
Never, never heard of him?
Is he from Gravyshire too? Gravyshire? Sorry.
A proper fucking governor man.
You're heard of D's nuts FD.
No, what's that?
Hold on, that better not be the...
...duh guy.
Oh, the friggy trespassing!
It's Duh Guy at Dubai.
He's talking about his testicle moon fail.
Epic fail.
Wait, how come that...
How come that guy's not getting on the phone?
Oh, there's another...
Who's this?
Wait, maybe he starts down here?
We might have needed that door, boys, and it'll be honest.
I just heard a weird noise, I'm moving into a festi-gate.
fucking we're gonna break it anyway it doesn't matter
Hello, sir.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Can you say Travago again for the sponsorship money?
Not sponsor, but Travago.
He's a Travago again for the sponsorship money?
Not sponsor, but Travago.
However...
Travago?
Travago?
I'll crank that shit all day, bro.
I'll go fuck.
Yo!
Banana.
Heathguard.
Door.
Go in there now, keep guard, door.
Travago traffic to your family, okay, nice trauma though, can we keep that out of the
Please thank you
Holy shit, they were right here.
What is happening?
What is this variation?
Travongo?
Travongo?
Travongo?
Travongo?
yes walk over here fool
hurry Billy
this might oh do he comes in
dude and that's why I prefer not using the melee weapon I think it's my fault
My own fault there, though.
I think we ran in a mid-air around.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, this is the guy I tried to kill with a shambler that one time when we killed, like, two other babies.
I said, damn, oh, excuse me, he was drinking that.
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.
I kind of, oh no, we're good.
We are go cheating.
Now, stay on, okay?
Okay.
What?
Oh god.
That's a negative result.
Silence! Silence.
Oh!
Wrong way!
And then there's this fucking chode right here. Wait a second. How do I actually get in here?
I swear that guy wasn't there before.
of this guy with a dark gun from above, that might be the best way.
Oh, yeah.
I think there's a way to climb up to that bar.
I don't know.
Let's get the other guy first, see what happens, see what changes.
Rex T9N? Thanks for the help.
Thank you.
Oh, hold up.
Frimp frimp frimp frimp frimp frimp.
You got all these syringes and we used a single one, dude.
Maybe we can do this without gear.
Would that be epic?
I have changed my mind.
Fuck I could have just given this guy the jab.
Come on.
Hello!
Hey is anyone there?
Hello!
Rusty crowbar
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
WAHOO!
I still probably wander around the fucking bar dude.
I know what we do.
I know what we do.
Oh my god.
I know what we're doing.
I know what we're doing.
Tell me it's not local to that area though.
I'm seeing some guards that are reacting.
He's not going to darken them?
I mean, I don't know the angle that we can darken this guy from, dude.
I truly don't.
ledge above him but taking out those guys is gonna be so fucking sus man I have
like no time to do it also I can't really use that ledge because there's a
this guy right here is looking up at the ledge how you been
Look at this guy.
I need some of the throw. Fuck.
Maybe there's another fire alarm nearby
Poisonous drink let me see the thing about that is
I need a different disguise
I
Don't know
I think we gotta get rid of this guy
That's a great lie.
You want to dance, gonna be psyched when they hear that?
Back off.
Why are these exchanges almost such a pain in the ass?
I
Mama Mia
Hello, sir shut up. I hate you
Where am I going?
God I'm so dead
I don't know what's worse, my partner being angry or the boss.
Pretty good.
Um, shit dude.
I don't know.
Oh, I know what we do.
I
Gotta be kidding me
That's real
hold on, we're gonna have to do something real quick
Heh heh heh heh!
Got a shop, didn't we already? Got a shop! I might not have.
Okay, I got this.
Oh, click it, flip it, press it. You're on.
Arpin, Twisted, Hold it.
Are you blind?
Bitch!
Pee-na, pee-na, pee-na
What is this angle you're using, what is this?
Pilus Maximus.
Surely this guy... I mean maybe. I don't know. It's kind of sketch, actually.
Lutham makes for something.
Look down.
That's a gun.
There's gonna be a fire alarm around there.
When I used the closet that was next to the guard,
I don't want to risk doing anything out there.
Now we scrunch them up like a pretzel.
I brought the X-Rus of it.
They were good. I think we're good.
Okay.
I hope no one notices me.
How do we get rid of this guy?
What happens if I drop something...
right from my inventory...
that's illegal?
Hello sir.
Hi.
Oi, my oi.
What?
Don't know where the hell I am.
Like...
Hey, what the fuck do I do, man?
What do I do?
Who are you?
No one?
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Get easy man.
Hey hold it!
What's- what do- what do we do there? What do we do there?
What are you? Those are not your clothes. Yeah, it's not.
Okay, fuck it, see you, mate.
Wait, what do we do, though?
How do we get that guy?
Propane tank? It would knock someone else out. There's too many people.
Change disguises? I literally could not get in there.
Knocking out what propane tank is spying that is an axe.
I have I have lost silent assassin knocking someone out not killing them with a propane
tank.
That was a bold attempt 47.
Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so
lucky next time.
You mean the explosion knocking them out?
Dude...
Shootable next to the waiter while hidden. Might get them to run.
True.
What if it was no firearms though?
Like how do I actually do that?
P.O.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
One, one, one, one...
One, one, one, one, one, one...
Where are all my-,
What a f-, a f-, a f-, f-, f-, a f-, f-, f-, f-, f-, f-, f-, f-, f-, f-, f', with...
The garden has a,
Anyone in the area has to find a further guard for a second ground gun
You're right the issue is running back
No, you're right we said ground gun those guys up front. He's right the chatter is correct
We ground gun the wrong guys, dude
Of course I'm right. Alright, I'm actually disagreeing with you next. You've been a little cocky.
You're a little cocky, bro. You reel it in a little bit, buddy. I disagree with you. That's a stupid fucking idea.
or
In here we got the poop dart gun round one
Now that's epic. That's epic onage, dude
Your fish says hi, I think you got a fish man be honest
Fry your fish fry or least for silver and yellow a cab six for silver
Your daughter says hi.
Hello.
Greetings.
I say hello.
I have a fish.
It's a she
A shish
How much is gas for you guys live BTW?
Four bones.
380.
Who the fuck is a 380?
1.77 out.
Okay, what's that triangle?
2.77 out. Okay, what's that translated to freedom?
Also, they do it by the leader.
How many leaders in a gallon?
It's like 1.6 2.6 3.6
3.8
Wait, where's the light?
Oh!
About 350.
Nice.
4.5 leaders in a gallon.
What?
Freakace.
Murder.
Shit.
What's up, man?
Never saw it coming.
Weakling.
Weakling.
Weakling.
Weakling.
Weakling.
Weakling.
Weakling.
Weakling.
Weakling.
We're gonna fiber wire this guy over here.
I forget the best way to get in.
I'm kind of... kind of stupid.
Can we keep going up here? Yeah.
Uh-oh, they're not gonna be too happy about this.
Rurro!
My game just flashed white per second there. Am I having a Strizok?
Strizok is a slightly cooler version of a regular stroke.
Who's this?
Oh hell, they're growing weed.
That's so cool.
Weed's cool.
I've heard where the camera is.
I think it's on this floor.
Can we get some J.O.I. encouraging?
Absolutely not.
Close the door.
Well, well, but I genuinely forgot how oh
yo mr. guard yeah I'm gonna try again
better don't go any further oh god oh shit
I'm already making a kid in it are you with the security team hang on
Ahhhh.
You, you man!
Wait, I'll need to conceal this.
See ya!
I wanted to choke that guy.
That guy was on me, on me hard, dude.
Hey! I need some basketball here!
Squeaky toy. Everyone listen.
That's awesome.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Oh, this guy's an easyachoo. We're good.
Choke Master? I forgot I have the uh, Darko.
What if I just did it?
Oh, he comes in here. I can't lock that door.
Like, uh, I feel like you have to try not to pronounce the T in that word, you know.
It's so fucking performative.
Are you ready to die what what?
He didn't even see me, dude!
He didn't even fucking see me, ain't man!
Help! Help me, please!
Hey, shoot!
Leave the area. Come in. Come in, you there?
We got a real violent criminal on the loose.
Damn!
I don't get it, I'm wrong, I'm okay.
Come on, get up. I don't have all day.
Did you get a look at the guy? Can you idea?
Don't know. Look for anyone acting suspiciously.
Ah, this is just awesome.
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is he going?
Kill me back, kill me back.
When I go to this grave, oh yeah, dude, I love parties.
Big partier.
I'm a raver, dude.
Oh, the same way.
Damn.
You're dead.
For reals this time.
Well done, Officer.
So surely the abloge is a scenic case.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
Roger that.
Hitman's. Hitman's. Hitman's.
One last thing.
Music abruptly ends.
Oh Jesus!
Excellent work back there Forty-Seven.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I can't be waiting.
What do you guys do there?
Is that a spine decompression?
What do you guys do there?
like therapy the dead hang we talked about this the other day I know I'm
bringing it back
skip conversation sorry you can't skip this cutscene I'm very sorry
Using the Versa table before it helps possible cope.
Um, dude.
I swear to god I get Serp Silenced Ass and No Firearms.
I like it starts happening immediately after I have like a useful dark gun, dude.
Who are you trying to do in the opposite of a spine decompression?
I'm doing it right now.
I'm curling into a sea shape.
Maybe take better care of yourself instead of trying to unfuck your body after the fact.
Ooh, what do we have in chat?
The most ripped adonis in Twitch chat?
Ooh.
This guy goes to the gym twice a week, dude.
Yeah, sure, buddy.
Sure, big man.
How about I slam some moves that big, dude?
How about that, pussy?
Must slam that shit like an epipen.
Main line up.
Is that as epic like turn your bones to jelly or some shit?
I wonder what that would taste like.
The bone jelly.
Mmm.
it's chunk thanks for seven likes and you're geeking off at Flintstone gummy as
we speak and you get the chalky tablets dude fake fan bro
Gozampic plus Lacer.
Man.
Makes people go blind and have kidney and liver problems.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
However, this is no walk in the park.
I'm trespassing.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, 47.
I gotta become guard.
I've been on the big O for like six months. I recently had a bone density scan for something else, and my bones were stronger than average.
He had to carry some heavy bulk.
Blood's chugging milk, you good job.
You tie a weekend.
That's just bonkers.
Why lie about a trip to Denton?
Who does that?
Bahamas, perhaps.
Seriously, Denton?
What a noob.
Well, you're an affordable apartment.
Can you bless the broom closet I'm paying for?
For $1,300 a month?
I bless your space with the blood of every boomer
who lived there for $20 a month.
What's the whole thing that the priests have that like the Holy sprinkler do you?
Is that what it's called?
The Sensor?
Ay, ay, ay!
It's not a sensor. I didn't think so. I think it's literally
Actually, maybe a holy sprinkler is derogatory. I don't know. I know that there's a there's a scepter in
Diablo 2 called a holy sprinkler
That's all you could think of yeah, okay
Okay, we gotta do some work, fellows.
I don't like the...
This guy's coming.
Oh
Sketchy
I feel like this is the most reliable cop outfit, but I just don't know who's like around.
off thou knoweth what I speak.
Looks like I got a top at it.
Jeez!
It's not weird.
Mmm.
How do we even hide this guy, Madden?
What the fuck am I? Oh, the hedges are different.
What is this? I've actually never played this variation, which is crazy. Maybe I have.
I don't fucking know, man.
Okay.
I'm gonna play a game for me, but I'm cool.
You come on, cool.
I hope I'm...
Is anyone there?
Come out with your hands on your head.
I don't need this.
But I'll keep it.
But I'll keep it.
For fun.
Hey, this guy moved.
No, he didn't.
I just went really far.
Dude, these stupid fucking cops, man.
They'd be all like, hmm, hold on.
You're not Alex Blair, my English guardsman friend.
Hold.
I don't think he's gonna come.
you
you
you
you
you
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
Uh, we're probably gonna lure this guy as well. Yeah
Oh, haha, yes, dude
That's what I wanted.
Oh yeah, I love seeing those guys from down there.
Haha!
What's my record high?
Like four?
Or what?
Or these?
Okay, I think it's trespassing over here now.
Look at that.
Roger that, rough.
I
Got possibility through the commencing suite out
Hello anyone there
Double checks.
Okay, dude.
Sure.
Sure, champ.
I did not get mugged.
He's deaf.
I wish I had a fucking coin mine.
I can catch it.
I'm fiddling.
Burst key.
Hey, bush.
Can we pull this guy into the bush?
Oh, strange.
Hey, is anyone there?
Come on, man.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Hmm, sneaky little fuck.
Whoop, I didn't even fucking see that guy!
I did smile dude you guys are fibbing you're freaking fibbing dude
As you failed your campaign 47 the syndicates got away
However, I'm sure you'll learn a few useful tricks
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment. So got the art pick though, dude
New York
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m!
Let's do New York.
Uuhm...
What are your thoughts on building seven?
Seven-a-what?
Barracks?
Necessary.
Especially if you're going bi-a.
Hey, thanks for tuning in, man.
70s.
See, 7 will never stop being funny.
Dude, it's already timeless, dude.
Sorry if I was, uh, uh...
I can't believe that motherfucker saw me, dude.
We should've looked around more.
I'd never done that.
Such a fucking stupid idiot, man.
God.
I'm gonna go pee and get some coffee
And then crank this out really quick
Actually, I think we do Miami. I think we do Miami as well. So I'm gonna change
I'm not I'm afraid of certain kills in the lobby and if there's four people in New York
The odds that we get someone in the lobby are pretty high
I said
We will do Miami and if it's for target with safe Miami usually that's normal Miami
usually
Based upon absolutely no evidence whatsoever
Welcome to Miami
Banana
We got a fucking piece, put a piece, I'm full of liquid, I'm like a perpetual pissing
machine.
Go piss, get another giant cup of coffee.
Consume.
Piss.
Never ends.
Never Ends
What up?
So I said they were on uh we run through all the final fantasies they've just finished
the pixel ones.
Just got the final fantasy 70 I think it's the most overrated one.
No.
The English translation is not good for the being the first one.
What? I'm not sure if there's a guy up there.
You've been yapping about this ship for 30 years, please shut up.
No.
I'm going to run over and play around with the pyrotechnics for the podium ceremony.
What?
No, you can't fool around with that.
We didn't get the replacement pressure valve, so I literally stopped saving everything together
just now.
Turn right up to the left, save your life.
Put runner asked me to test it.
How do we get this guy?
I'm here.
with Sierra Knox over at the hotel.
Yeah, off to the right of the place.
Hi.
I missed you.
How are the kids?
They're telling me we're in the Bible reading class.
Yeah.
I figured I might get a little more spiritual out of here.
Right.
I'm gonna get my phone.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Real solid.
That hasn't happened at all.
That's what I'm saying.
Child's being worked out.
Anyway, this thing must have been put in shortly
after electricity was discovered.
I'm not joking.
You are terminated.
Go!
I sometimes tell you that there is a sign
that you were lost hanging out.
But after more stuff, it never happens.
I actually have this idea of the next year's Christmas
on the way to the ground.
I'm just going to get a few more shots of this.
Chad gave. I saw that.
Wait.
Where'd the suit go? Oh, he's cooking.
I think we gotta go over these guys right here.
Where can I put you?
one
Hey, are you there?
Hello? Hello?
Huh?
I can't breathe.
Stop.
of
of
nothing like I said
sure
of
of
of
Don't smash
I'm going for it
You got on you got on syndicate member eliminated well done 47
Yeah freaking out
Yeah
I got no more syringes. I got three people to kill boys. Let's make this shit happen.
Who is that?
It's not a race martial, is it?
I think it is.
Surely, if I grab this guy around the corner, he is, uh, not gonna see me, right, fellow?
Oh please, he might be too far away.
Fuck!
How do you...
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
Hey, stop!
If you don't stop, they'll be dropped.
You shut up!
Take that.
Mr. Oof!
Oof!
I'm saying now.
I'm saying now.
Oh, whoa!
Skippin' in, bada bada bada bada bada bada!
Oh, yeah!
What was that?
Was that good?
Left wrench.
Dude, I can't keep that wrench.
cop detected
cop detect cop detected
you live today
bitch
what's fucking bullshit
we should have just pushed that guy
i should have just went
Alright!
Watch it!
Back to the drawing board, 47.
We can all agree that's bullshit.
Oh, you look so sad.
I hate when I lose because I gotta look at his sad faces all like,
oh man.
I didn't kill him good enough.
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away. However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Gobbles?
Let's get in New York, dude. It's been too freaking long.
New York is arms-trapping though.
We don't like that one because it requires us to kill lots of people.
Wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham.
the train sender
Okay, lots of money to be earned here.
You know look on the bright side
If I set it up poison a random gardening gets found that does not mean I lose right I'm pretty like I'm trying to
Pretty sure we can do that
They were like, oh, this was an accident, he said out loud, informing the player.
Today, my father asked me to clean his car for him and I spent the whole morning doing
it after some time.
I went back inside and my father asked me how the car was looking.
Moon moon.
I replied, he just smiled and nodded.
knew it was washed. I've never seen that one. No way that's a classic. Nope, never seen
know it. Didn't you watch Dota 2? Yeah, but it was like
Different.
I think we got this.
Yeah, yeah.
At least we can use a gun. That's cool. Very empowered.
Dropping 200k more to go to an Ivy League school worth it.
Yeah, dude. Follow your dreams.
Follow our dreams, dude.
It's just dead.
It's not even real money.
To Dark War.
Oh, safe journey.
I think this is the one I just lost.
I should have grabbed the fucking coin, dude.
Wait, this is not the one that I just lost.
This is a party.
Oh, man.
Party!
We have to try very hard not to get on camera, by the way.
We got two targets over there. Very fucking cool.
We got two dudes in the lawnmower. That guy is like invisible almost.
at certain angles this guy is a guard
kind of hard to lure this dude because the guard might hear but if the guard
Here's one Hey all right hold on this is what we're
doing for S.A.S.O. for now on by the way
farm
Have lost too many
Too many losses
Maybe it was just a podcast
Yeah, dude
Reasonable conclusion
What
I
Not in the mood for this one don't care don't care dude don't fucking care
there.
Sadly, Boss, need to stop raking leaves to go investigate local poltergeist.
Why am I doing this?
Now we have security to deal with situations like this.
Yikes.
Kinda risky.
Oh my fucking god!
What the fuck was that?
What the bloody hell?
hold on, thinking? thinking?
Show yourself.
I'm thinking of a one-line- I can't think of one, give me one, give me one.
Give me a one-liner, please.
Ooh, that's a good one, alright, pretend that I- I came up with this, okay, you guys ready?
I guess you could say you don't have...
...ulch... time left.
Yes.
Tell me my last target is my guy at the security booth.
I don't care if you lie to me.
I know who this is. Oh my god. Wait, it's easy.
I have three bricks. It's more than one.
I wish I could get this safe but I'm S.A.S.A. it's gonna be really hard.
Hey, wait a minute.
Do I win? Thanks for sub it.
Let us know thanks for sub it.
The doubters be like, save, please, the save!
That's 7.5 minutes. Not bad.
Not bad.
Only 16 more misses a go? Don't look at it like that.
of
the
Don't need to change your hotkey. Oh, don't worry. I don't have to do that this mission
Don't worry I ain't got to change it back coin. Yeah
Where is it?
Hello?
Wait, does it spawn in different places?
That's so annoying.
Well, I'm not looking for that shit, bruh.
There's plenty of coins.
Dude, we'll go steal from the, uh, the church, dude.
Easy-peasy.
I get a large...
I get a large burger, big M, semi-colon, thoughts?
Very happy for you.
Nobody thinks you're something.
You guys ever have like a really gross Euro with like floppy landmeat, no I'm talking
about like the cheap shit?
I hate that shit man.
Euro?
Yeah you may know them as a gyro?
Would you call it a Euro?
That's how you're supposed to fucking pronounce it?
Did I have I
Still kind of good though I
Like the bread be there bread
Well, I made the wrong syringe, but that's okay, maybe it'll come in handy
Be there
Alright, let's see what the hell awaits us, boys.
All voyage, 47.
Four targets, SASO Italy.
This could be the movie variation, which I think is very difficult, personally.
Welcome to Sapienza.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, 47.
I also kind of forget where the surveillance is.
We got two targets to the church, that's pretty easy.
Then we got this guy downstairs, also kind of easy.
Where's the last man?
Easy.
Okay.
Not entirely hopeless.
Easy. Okay. Not entirely Hopeless.
There's cameras there.
Okay, wait, hold on. This might be fucked up, actually.
I got to get through this building here.
You think this guy moves?
Dude, what is this camera on?
Hmm.
Did Heath for sure seize me if I locked myself up?
Can you please stop that ridiculous behavior at once?
Come on, give me a break.
No, he's not.
Well, I think we can get in through the tunnel.
It looks like you.
What makes you say that, fellow?
Ah, rabies.
Who the fuck are you?
I
Hmm
You're eliminated. Well done, 47.
I'm gonna do some investigation real quick.
This is the bathroom, okay
Don't think we can leave these guys here
Wait green plumber, hold up
It's a me Luigi Wahoo Oh fuck
Where I killed Mario?
No, dude!
Wahoo!
Where who?
We might have to wait for one more cycle.
This guy seems to move a lot.
Oh, we're good.
That guy is...
Yeah, we won the church and I'm pretty confident it's that way, which is very unfortunate
because all I do not know is the best way up, bro.
Oh.
Oh
Disregard
Yes, take a midnight stroll.
Who noticed that?
Oh.
What?
And then we lure him into our fuck?
Place?
Where the hell does he go?
Damn, that's an easy-ass kill. He's leaning over the fucking- the barrier right now.
I don't know if we could put this guy in here, oh god.
We got a way for this chode, unfortunately.
I
Come on
Say no to emotes, 6 for 7? Why?
Rob, Rob didn't write 6 for 7?
C'mon buddy, let's keep it steppin', shall we?
Why what? Say no to your votes, why? Explain your objection.
Why not?
Alright, I can't argue with that, fella.
Oh, oh, oh!
This will surely be a blow to the scene of it.
Fuck.
I literally do not think I could pick that lock and go in there that way.
I think it will always be trespassing, but I don't know what the interior looks like.
We might be able to get away with a lockpick and then like quickly hide them.
We're getting there, bud. Jesus. Holy fuck.
It's just gonna piss me off.
We think Moon Moon and the other dimensions is playing right now?
Daddy
All right, fair
What?
Command, something's off here in my center. Stand by while I investigate.
Do not fuck me.
What?
Oh my!
They're leaving!
What are you saying that could be taking that long?
is happening oh my god
It's a gun there's a drop-off right there. Oh, he's moving
Oh, fuck, he's dead.
Why'd he come in here?
Oh, fuck, he's dead.
They could potentially find that random guy you knocked out.
I mean they found the body just now which is uh...
Let's take another pee.
Let's take another pee.
I mean we just have to...
We just have to believe that it's not going to get found, dude.
There's the sheer force of will.
I can't get in there.
Oh my god.
What if it's not trespassing for me inside?
What a big armpit taster.
What's good dude?
He moved.
I am still trespassing.
Still trespassing.
I gotta check to see if there's someone up top.
There are multiple people up top.
Oh fuck.
No.
Hey!
You should get back to the safe house.
Fucking hell, dude!
I got him as well!
Why did he see me?
Damn.
Hmm.
We had to take that guy out.
It was bad timing for the, uh...
...get upstairs.
I should have just gone in the mud.
Also...
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
I couldn't get up against a box,
so I couldn't grab one from around the corner.
Actually drawing board 47.
Ugh!
I don't know how we get that lady. It looked like she was like the presenter for the thing
As you failed your high I'm Indian. Thanks for some of the syndicates got away gig of this for your birthday
I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to get a new assignment
Sure.
Legendary.
This I can do.
I'm sure finally day three will be it for sure.
Dude, you shut your bitch ass up.
One.
hold up. Boom. I don't know, there's no two. Just Si-Bow, okay? Let me focus. We had to
take that freestyle man. That's crazy, dude.
You're gonna get a blue Jello cup.
Let me guess Mormon.
Men in a...
Aren't those the guys who don't use power tools?
No, they just lie about it. Oh, you think it's like a big conspiracy, like when no one's
looking to use a drill instead of a...and drill?
Abraham, you must speak a word of this to no one.
Do you not know the difference between Meta Knight, Hutterite, and Amish?
Uh, no I don't, man.
What's the diff?
I say diff and I like the short words.
It's not like a quirky thing, but I do.
Who gives a fuck?
Damn.
There's so many Bible people in the Moon Moon Show's shash.
No, they're just informed individuals who understand.
The difference is between the Amish and the Hot-Rights in the emergency.
Target spotted.
Alright, where's the last one?
Ooh, freebie!
Yippee!
Where are you going down from here?
Dude, somebody leave, man.
Okay, he didn't see my ass, though.
Loser.
home free fellas. Oh, there's like a hole in the fence here.
I'm still fucking trespassing.
Why?
You can't see me, you can't see me!
Wait, it's trying to get back there.
That was weird.
You take a look
And we're out
Haha, why'd you turn around bitch?
I'm going for it, I'm going for it.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
Return to the safe house, collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
impressive work forty seven let me know
S.A.S.O. Wilton or Dubai?
That's the question.
Honestly, I think I'd prefer a Dubai showdown.
Uh, put that shit away.
Pee-nee-fum, pee-nee-fum.
Need to lose two more times.
I think it would be funny.
I don't think that's very funny, chatter.
I don't think it's very funny at all.
Neighbor, where are the extra 7?
Hold up.
He's farted and I think I ripped my asshole.
I'm almost completed my melee connection, really?
Kenny and Roddy?
I think they're subbing.
Oops.
I've never farted so hard it vibrates your balls.
No crass, Twitch Chat.
Every time, says this guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ever seen so hard your balls hurt?
Oh.
This chat was about to find out he's got testicle cancer, huh?
Yes?
Wait, I thought that was a guaranteed no.
Hurnia.
Would a hernia do that?
Really?
Testicular torsion?
Nah, that guy would be an excruciating pain if that were the case.
You think we should gamble?
Yeah, you should gamble!
Woohoo!
Okay.
Ooh!
Wowza!
Wowza!
We never been Earthstrike.
Ooh, wowza!
Wowza! We never made our strength.
You're getting an ultrasound of your balls tomorrow? Hey, Venom 80949, good luck, bro.
GL, man. GL.
Much of the chatty thing is asking ChatGPD for symptoms of a hernia.
I don't know, maybe one guy.
I'm gonna snort it out.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away.
way you know what to do yeah well they're both in the same house one is
significantly harder to get there
time for the L classic outweigh hold on we don't have to be there
Dude this is totally the way up huh?
Wow.
Alright.
I can go up here too, I'm so stupid, I've been doing this wrong.
You fucking mailman bitch.
Fuck, I'm no one here's that.
Step away.
Any more story abilities, adventures, and minecraft those again?
Ruin my fucking cow farm?
His favorite thing to do is go out when it's night time for something he calls a night
duty and night duty to him is killing stuff what's happening where are you
coming this way
you know I could just we should we got our enchanting table the first
chaining table. Let me tell you guys it was it was very difficult to explain the intricacies
of an enchanting table to my child. Getting him to wait. So I didn't realize they had changed
the enchanting table. Like when it first came out, like you know like the level 31s or whatever,
used to take all of your experience right but they changed the like the the
level requirements to like to be like a threshold for you to be able to use that
in chairman and then it takes away at most three experience levels
Um, we got basically he enchanted a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff, not it not in a, oh
Oh God.
Excuse me?
I told you guys I emulated myself and burned all of my stuff, I think.
So basically we were digging straight up and I had a lava bucket on my hop bar next to
the blocks I was using to go up because we were digging straight up because we were lost
in a cave pretty much right.
You know, because I'm playing on the Nintendo Switch, I look down and overshot and
you know, look down at the ground and then dump some lava on myself.
And then he watched me burn it out. Anyway, he like scrambled to get back to the surface
and took a really weird path because he wasn't sure where he was, right?
thread. And then randomly we're playing. And I fall down a one by one hole near our base.
That seemed like it had appeared out of thin air. And it was like the last vestige of his
escape to the surface, which was like an arbitrary hole that he dug upward. And I lost all of
my shit again. I was like, get your pickaxe. Where's Waldo Pixel Hunt for the one? Because
I wasn't paying attention to where it was because it was so unexpected that it happened.
I wasn't like positive where I fell, right? But I just barely got my shit back before
D spawn. We're taking this guy out because I'm scared.
Uh, uh, er, I think about raising the difficulty on him too.
I think we're going to normal voice.
You can enchant a wooden stick, no he like he enchanted it his like his half-damage bow
that he got from like a skeleton with like punch one you know it's not that big of a
a deal because...
Enchanting seems like way more forgiving than I remember it being.
You know what I mean?
So, but I mean, it was one of those situations where I was like,
do not press this button yet, let me explain to you what's happening,
and then he looks at me and then presses the button, so...
You fucking terrorists.
Oh, we didn't get the cameras.
You have to spend 50 levels for the highest tier and that's only 30.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, did I break it?
Cause these days we're making such advanced mob XP farms that honestly scares me.
I'm trying to keep him away from automation and stuff.
He's still scared to go into the nether dude.
We made another portal and he's like, I'm just gonna block this off until we're ready
Let me put like some cobblestone in front.
Hehehe.
Coward.
There's only two guys.
Well, well, well, friend.
Huh?
It would appear that your time has come.
Holy fuck. Where's Abrick?
Who is this guy?
I need neck surgery to correct the 3 compressed discs in my neck.
Ouch!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Holy guacamole!
Oh, let's catch our bus!
Frank done basically cheating. Dude, when I see some shit like that, I'm just thinking
mentally. I'm like, yeah, don't tell these guys about the...
I wonder how we get this guy.
I can't lean up against the wall. Well, I'm glad I tried. That was... excess.
down in the hole buddy down in the hole hey where'd she go
She better not be coming out here, bro.
She better.
You better not, bitch.
Alright.
Not coming back down.
Not coming back down.
Well, time to skin out him.
Yippee!
Where's the merchant?
Oh, we can do it. We can check that.
I play this Minecraft mod with my nephew called Outbreak Apocalyptic Bioweapons.
Sounds cool.
My kid was doing one block and like a speedrun mod.
He was so proud of the speedrun mod.
Like mentally now I should have been like, that's so cool, but I was like, ooh, survival.
Let's play survival.
Yes. Okay. Hello, Moon Duck. This is the one that saves.
Round of three more.
Well, time to go!
Give a good one liner for the next map?
Yeah.
Alright, I'm thinkin' I'm puzzlin' right now.
Then if you hate Roblox, Minecraft is sacred to it.
Oh!
Hi.
Well, it's good that he hates Roblox, because Roblox is mostly slob.
Even though, once again, I'm of the opinion that there are probably really good Roblox
games out there, but the kids ain't gonna find them, dude, they ain't gonna find them.
They're going to play steal my brain raw, or whatever.
What about that Ukrainian war simulator you played?
You mean the one where I paid real life money to operate drones and kill children that were
screaming at it?
That one was cool.
Uh...
It wasn't like fear screaming, they were like,
get him, get him, oh my god, he's drone striking me again.
Yeah.
Wait, what's our...
Man.
It's fucking Dubai wait, hold on
We're about to do some real spy ship bros. We have now tracked down the syndicate need is location
We're bringing the custom five millimeter DTI boys I've provided you with new intel
Five bullets, that's all I need.
10 days till England starts its historical World Cup run.
It's coming home. It's coming home.
That's...
Come on. Come on.
Come on, come on.
Why you plan on watching state of play tomorrow?
That's the Sony one, right?
I forget.
2pm.
They're writing sex to the PS5 Pro?
Damn, crazy.
Are you going to the World Cup with XQC and Marlon?
Why do you know this shit, man? Dude, you're literally 37 years old, by the way.
Laser, David, and AJ, we're dingus. Thanks for something. We're dingus. Sorry.
Or you're actually 52. Why do you know that shit?
Sorry, man, Lola, I was just wondering...
You're not even the same person who asked me that!
Stop teaming up with each other, dude.
Although I do... I do... I can't appreciate the level of cooperation.
Well, fuck, dude.
I was saying sorry for him. Oh, okay
You decide would you try to be up for the world?
It's time to put an end to the leader is currently operating in the area. However, we have very little intel on their identity
However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful. Nevertheless, we do know this
They are attending a covert meeting as for the description. We know that they have blonde hair
They are wearing earrings. They are wearing necklace and glasses
We have further intel that enforces that the target suffers from dehydration
And they see themselves as a food a food will I have for you at present?
You know what to do
You guys think this will work
Oh, okay.
Bro, that worked.
Explain.
Wonder what's on TV tonight.
Is that it?
Turn route, shut up. I hear it.
It haunts me.
It's coming home. It's coming home.
Babos, Babos, Sadbos.
It's coming home.
Surround it, give yourself up!
No.
I won't do that.
Oh, I- I- I wanna try this a little.
I wanna feel work.
Time for an advanced technique, boys.
It didn't work.
I already bailed.
Oh man, good.
Bald.
That's brown hair.
I wonder if we'd have better luck as you.
It's actually been a long time since I've done a showdown.
On this map.
Hey there.
Need anything?
I might have it.
Gun?
Hmm, sure.
Oh, it's the Kronstadt IOI 1998-8X Surround Earphones.
My favorite.
Why is this keypad exist on this door?
I feel like I'm running faster than normal, dude.
Well we did not take care of the cameras boys rookie fucking maneuver dude
JP, who are you?
Blonde?
Pat.
Oh, farewell.
Farewell.
But I'd like listening to the radio.
I'll boil heinousess and never complain about it in the dark.
I'm sorry.
Soon to be.
Never get it in the dark.
Bane, bane, bane, bane.
Hiya!
Hiya!
Hiya!
Hiya!
The last sign fell the intro sound.
I was hoping I could, uh, uh, I should be able to just walk out of here.
I think that's a lookout right there.
Move, bitch.
I think I've made a mistake.
Move, babe.
Get out the way.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Oh, I just want to remind you about the lockdown in Elm tomorrow, that's right, I don't get
out.
I'm going to do a little backfriking, boys.
There's no shame in that.
Dude, if someone pulled this gun out on me, I would not even realize it's a gun.
What the hell is that?
A stapler?
Chill out, bro.
you are dumb though dude you would not be able okay maybe
dude shut the hell up
that equals no go okay everything's looking fine keep it up I'm gonna kill your colleague
Shoulder checks your guard.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
What up?
Maintenance.
What's up, boys? What's up?
I'm here to pick something. Lies.
Oh
Oh
Nope, who do we got left started just that way it's taking hi. Hi
Why?
Thank you.
You're looking good.
Wait, what's he talking about me?
TY.
I mean...
probably her.
Running out running out of the zero. Yeah, that's our
Well time to set up a sick nasty trick shot of hell
Sorry so fucking sorry I can't get my girl
FAMFRAFAMFRAFAMFRAFAMFRAF
Hold?
Hold?
I
It was not the other guy, it was him and Tattooed.
It's not him, it's not him.
Oh god.
How did you get out of our way, okay?
What?
You?
Uh-oh, okay.
Not you.
Okay.
Not good.
Not good.
Could it be...
Your target is trying to get away.
Move.
Excuse me, sir.
He's got an entire tattoo sleeve?
My target does not have a tattoo!
Okay, what accent?
It's these guys.
be these guys right here that dude does not disqualify them all right man
you think front door exit I wish I could tell if this is I think it's going
Oh, can they can they leave with this elevator?
Okay, I think our target is one of these guys. Okay.
Because we've seen two guys right here. These two guys, neither of these guys is the target.
and if they were made to panic it would be them and it looks like they are going
upstairs right now which means I'm going to blindly run out and try to catch up
wait we go this way
Where they are going down, they are going down.
I mean that's not him though.
We went to do the wrong way
Why can't they have hats or tattoos?
Oh my god, just shut up.
Uh, he's 40 meters away.
Could this be it?
Wait.
Now that would make sense.
It's this guy right here and he's going to the helipad.
Um.
Dude.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Dude.
27th, your target is something awake.
Alright.
that's that person right there it's that person right there
I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
you
as
what what an insane clutch by the way
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Dude, being able to, like, figuring out which of the people I had already marked off was
the person that was about to escape, and I confirmed it was the helipad because the stairs
bring him close to the exit, which lowers the meters to the exit or whatever, and then
went down again which means he was going in late toward it and then away I was like oh it's that
guy right there I even identified the person on the fucking map I was like it's that guy right
there the X and then taking the route that I did to get up there and getting there in time dude
and then killing him and then not getting shot by an assassin and actually getting out of there
into doing the most, the quite possibly the dumbest fucking thing I could've done.
Holy fuck, dude.
What a dumb piece of shit.
Sure, bitch.
See if I give an F.
Four targets.
Could this be the train?
I think we'll do Bangkok.
Oh, yoyoy!
No firearms, huh?
Hmm, how about a re-roll?
Let's re-roll, dude.
What this?
Boom.
Sorry, guards.
No combat.
No witness.
I lost my clock my collectors lockpick dude. I'm just a fucking dumb chat man
stupid chas
hi-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
Um, we will make this emetic.
We like a good, regular, silent assassin, dude.
Not to play in copy or sparkling water.
Well, doesn't sparkling water give you like giga ball cancer or some shit, dude?
I just made that up. I'm not a doctor.
It's water? It's not just water.
Makes your bones weak.
Me when I'm a skeleton?
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Ivan, thanks for sub-up.
Doc, she's Mr. Grand and gym leader, just thanks for sub-up.
I don't know.
Jay Ritz and Ruyen.
Except for Dr. Kirby.
Things from the Star 647.
Uh, we need to go.
Me when I'm a skeleton.
Oops.
Puts down the Perrier.
Safe journey, 47.
Whoopsie!
I need to install some third-party stuff. I can't see any of these emotes
Yeah, I guess there's some kind of a
Dubai we have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know it's nonsense going on
They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Good luck 47
Exactix for 7 says I just prefer reading the emo words and making up what they look like
in my head.
Baste.
Oh, base alert!
Oh
Holy shit, dude fuck off, man
I was trying to do strike this didn't work
Just warming up
It rather appears that you've run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Six hour warning.
Yeah, that chat is right. I do need some scat man to focus on, I think. Hang on.
That was a bold attempt, 47. Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so
Lucky next time
Oh, what's the color of your soul?
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
He's talking about booze or fentanyl.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area. Track them down
and do what you do best. But, they are on high alert, so tread carefully or they will
slip away. Godspeed, 47.
You better listen to me.
Here we go.
That is so weird.
Is someone there?
Hmm?
That was weird.
You, take a look. Affirmative.
Why?
I wonder what that could be.
Yeah.
Bam, bam, bam, we're gonna wait for her.
We've got a pretty easy layout, boys. Can't possibly screw this up.
Ever since we've played out the world and the deep voice, it annoys me.
Scat man's world.
Make sure you get the safe.
Nope. Not that one.
not that one. We don't get that save. Nope. It's a good thing we're Yoda. We're blending
in right now. Calm down. Do not find the corpse. Well sure I'm glad we're doing
SSO and not uh, S.A.N.F. because that was a loss, boys.
Haha!
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f!
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within this syndicate.
Hey, commander, some kind of commode we got here. That'll look around.
Hmm.
Hey, what's going on?
Who's there?
Well done, Forteset.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Well, there we go.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
wait I mean we could shoot some cameras right fellas
One...
The second camera in that area? Meh. I know where some other ones are.
Oh hell.
Who, who, who though?
We get better shots, we get better shots.
We do a little bit better than this one, we do a little bit better.
We can do a little bit better than this one.
Yup, just another day.
In this Haveman's world...
Bob-O-Bit!
Of assassination!
Wonder where we get a level 95, probably more money.
I'm ready, though.
Okay.
We absolutely...
Dude, this is terrible.
This is terrible.
We have to show down New York because I refuse to do it on Japan.
I actually refuse to do it.
This is my hard-nosed showdown, man.
let me have some of that, dude.
Maybe we'll get an S.A.S.O. run back on New York.
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
Jambia!
The L classical, dude.
Gonna walk up the stairs again in New York.
I'm taking that pipe every chance I can get, by the way.
That pipe and I are best friends.
Drug addicts. Bless that one chatter who thought it was drugs and not a penis. Bless you, son.
Sprinkle's new with holy water.
Yeah
Everyone else is like dick
In this is that what you meant
Um literally no
Drugs are against God now
It depends on your religion.
I'm a Scientologist, so I'm just kidding, I'm not a Scientologist, guys.
Orange takes for seven.
Do we know you're actually Mormon?
Not Mormon.
Not Mormon.
Are you Mormon or Seals Legos?
No, but I know what you're talking about.
Yes, there's...
when you reach your destination.
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump.
Which is crazy? Yeah.
Welcome to Hokkaido.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Eat your shit.
Come down and do what you do best, but be careful.
They're on higher alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Be careful, 47.
And most of all, good luck.
Fuck.
Is this blinding?
It says explosive
Well, let's find out
Shaman powder go
Let's fucking
Um
Yeah, I think you're fine try and get up now man, we might have a situation
Do we have a description I'm not a witness
Can't blind them from behind yeah, I was trying to throw it in front of them
come on buddy, come on big dog
They don't ever know
Oh
Here I go dumping again
Who shot me come in you might be compromised again
Oh my god, I'm like 1H3
Who fucking shot me?
Christ almighty!
Uh oh, that's not good
You copying? Got someone on the ground
Killer has to be nearby
Come inside, I want a taunt
Here I go illegally dumping again.
oh
Is he alive yeah, man
it's almost like it never happened fellas
it's like six bodies to me
they call him the Hokai-do Hucker dude
I'm hucking these bodies off this fucking
The Hokkaido hurler!
Uh, who's gonna shoot this?
Aw, it's the fuckin' COVID one, dude.
It's got cool music though, that's true.
He said to himself, speaking to no one, what's up?
You ever killed every NPC on a map now?
Why are these guys sus?
Dude, what was that?
Hey, God, you need to-
Jan-fee-ah!
Well, don't worry, this will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Oh, wait, we got more people up here.
Here
Within this syndicate
Oh, where are the other guys?
Security room!
Hey!
Hey!
Fuck off!
Wait.
Blind someone in poison so don't worry, I can do at least one of those.
I
Where are you going champ?
I got a... see if there's a flashback.
There's some sort
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
Yes, yes, please okay. All right those kind of awkward, but that's an explosive phone not a flash phone
Well shit come back anytime
Huh? What the?
Why'd they let him do it?
Well, gentlemen...
I'm sorry.
I'll contact you later.
Come along! Where are you rat poisons? What the fuck?
Hey, explain thyself.
Oh no.
Hold on, hold on.
Nice.
This one's for the believers.
How did that work?
Yeah, through the wall, dude!
They call him the Melon Man.
He's getting away in the slow moving glass cart?
You know how they had this exact ski lift in the ass?
We now have information on the Syndicate leader's current whereabouts.
In the 007 game?
I've provided you with new intel.
I don't care.
It's not good right now.
Janthea run drop one of those drop one of that
well let's keep that oh that's probably in the uh thingy
nothing like a good old silent assassin on New York here this for the dove
finale hey we need this too nice actually worked out don't need that
if I don't get hired tomorrow I'm gonna go all out just this once
I mean, you'll be alright, bro. You'll be alright, you'll be alright.
Do not go all out.
Do not check for Vago. I mean, do check for Vago?
You're working from home tomorrow. Hmm. Sounds nice.
Travago for the Continental from John Wick.
Is that a real place, BTW? Any knowers?
Hello, schlorpoop.
I'm working right now.
Don't tell my boss.
Robago?
I'm sorry.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
What's the most iconic advertisement of all time, dude?
Welcome to New York. Good work, 47. We finally tracked down the syndicate leaders' whereabouts.
However, we do not know the exact...
Bald.
...that identity of the top.
Blonde.
Still have to...
Target.
Do some recon, but be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away to help you.
We have the following information.
Jake from State Farm?
They're here for an exchange.
JB.
little identification we have on them we know that they have red hair yeah they
are wearing earrings yeah they are wearing glasses yeah and wearing a
necklace yeah furthermore your target enjoys reading and they suffer from
dehydration that's all I have for you at present don't disappoint 47 I won't I
won't not again
No way.
Well how do we get up there, man?
If we can get the job applicant up it, I'm pretty confident that that's like a really
good disguise but we have to get to that bathroom but we can't. I'm an idiot. I'm normal. Well,
Send it.
We need a disguise
Oh, no.
I have done this exact thing before, because I'm used to doing this from the other side.
the other side.
What we should do is like do this first before we do anything.
Moon is this the finale?
No, it's the finale.
Thanks for tuning in, Diddy Kong Jr.
What a wholesome name.
D7DX47?
I need an unwholesome name.
Big Spermo.
No, that's not a twit shot name though.
See the Fudacox guy was forced to change his knee.
End of an era, bro.
End of an era, dude.
Beep! Back in action!
Back in action.
Fuck.
Wait, we have a crowbar. We're good.
You hear the bobby? Bobby!
There is a part of wandering around there.
Don't like that.
It's just stupid hot down here.
I know, I know.
Who the hell does this...
Hmm.
An AC.
I mean, you just do it.
Come to me take him out before he fixes the thing. More people keep coming.
Chloriforms you? Yeah, you got owned.
We're gonna put these guys away because I'm scared, so...
I'm scared.
Is it possible to put yourself to sleep with the gas? You can kill yourself with the chloroform gas.
I almost have.
I got a feeling that people were after our arm on the ground floor.
The network.
He make a fade did joke and combine it with Travago joke.
Hmm, multi-meme drifting eh? I'm a fire in my lasar
Why does the fear have a D on Travago?
Thank you. Thank you everybody. Thank you for tuning into the Moon Moon Show. It's one of the
many bits that I practice. I'm a big guy.
Well, may as well just rob this shit.
Oh! Found it!
Gonna come in tomorrow with massive veneers on my teeth.
There
One moment, I'll be right back
They start fucking favor of
leave now fucking weird
bitch. What can I do to achieve the Moon Moon hairstyle series answers only?
Uh, I take a shower every day and I brush my hair back.
Like that?
Yeah, I'm now shut up. I'm sorry. Easy, man.
Dude, what are you just waiting for meeting there, dude?
I got money to get.
Can't use the crowbar.
Wait a second. That might be her.
It is her.
Gapa.
I guess you're right.
You should dress as an it.
Like Stephen King's it?
mmm so like a clown
hey maintenance have a look at the deposit box from camera broken one yeah
press box someone down there yep all of our dudes are over there I've only screwed
these people out I know I know it's beautiful excuse me fellas
I don't know what to do.
Just reading.
Aw, man, I can't get in here.
I'll go as a crowbar.
They'll turn around and see us, and then be like, hey, you can't freaking do that.
Everything's fine.
Good.
Good, good, good.
Good, good.
Dehydrated Book Warp, way.
Like what costume can we even use to interact with her drink?
Dude.
This place is so sketchy, man.
There is none.
Okay, so...
Pile?
Pile.
Hey.
Maybe they're cool.
I do need my vitamins.
We might be able to sneak some poison into our drink.
It's just gonna be a pain in the ass to get over there.
robot. If you need anything. Oh, sorry.
I don't think we can.
What are you trying to do?
Looking for something?
Fuck off.
Flash them.
What are you trying to do?
I'm trying to poison this drink right here because it belongs to our...
...targetto.
Yolk pipe.
Check it out boys.
Oh, sure that voice
Hmm. Oh, I don't know what I can use look there. Oh
Hmm
That is so weird.
There's so many.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
How do we get her away?
This is an assassin.
I think we go to the bathroom and I think we construct a pile.
Well, I think that is what we should do.
Reading!
Don't give it up, Luffy.
Wait, maybe...
oh wait this is it no it's not
did they have any meeting in the bathroom bro that's my murder bathroom
what the fuck she's coming to a meeting the fucking big managers right here
I think it's a good idea.
No. Yeah.
I feel like we got to go to the bathroom, dude.
Is this a bomb?
You know, we could get a meeting phone from uh...
Oh, they're meeting in the bathroom.
Oh, shit.
Hmm.
Make a diversion with the flash and then spike the drink.
Oh, I'm so scared of you.
them with the flash and then spike the drink.
Oh, I'm so scared to use the flash during Silent Assassin because I don't know if it
actually works, dude.
What if we made a pile, guys?
Pile in!
Don't give it up, pile guy.
Pile in!
Hurry!
To the bathroom!
But it feels like a real tough guy in that outfit.
You need anything?
Flash works as long as no one sees you do it.
Geynor?
Don't worry. We're on course
They got the job interview guy in the stall I can't have no way to do it quietly
This is so risky, dude, because they have showcased that they have means in here, so...
Try placing flashers that have...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you see me even though you're reading?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I feel a little lower now.
Damn.
See what the hell that was.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Hmm.
Like, who would we need to flash?
Just her?
But would-
I'm glad you're on our side.
Look
It's too fucked up
Hey, can you look into that? Hey, what could I interest you in you got cash?
Why is this guy not coming
into the bathroom or the back room.
Hey, wait a minute.
I think he saw me do that, which is why.
No way. It's over. We lost. That's so sad.
Fucking hell, man!
What?
What?!
I will kill all of you
Come!
Yep
Falls down the stairs slowly
We're over here
Hey, we're gonna XP though W moment
Son of a bitch, dude.
Oh my god, Sarabla, I barely escaped with my life.
dude I like it's so fucking unfortunate man
we're about to get I'm worried about about the 360 no scope instinct
Where's the fucking Jeter, dude?
Alright.
Maybe he went upstairs?
Fuck off.
I'm here for a job anyone have a job for me
Do you have a job I can have?
No survivors.
I'm here for a job.
Boomers always said keep checking in on your application.
I'm here to check up.
I'm here to check is the CEO in?
By chance?
I'm here to check on my application.
Ooh, it's safe.
But it's really good.
Did the guys think this will work?
Wait, I can keep this.
No, I can't.
Maybe.
Let's keep it. Wait, I got opened to safety. Hold it.
Yup. Dude, that's so freaking lame, man. The fucking... They should know that the
bathroom is sacred, bro. No targets allowed, dude.
I'm wondering about the status of my application.
I'm wondering about the status of my application.
Where'd they go?
I'm wondering about the-
Ooh!
I had money!
Can anyone tell me the status of my application, please?
I'll be playing the Gothic 1 remake, yes.
I've never played Gothic. I'm excited for it.
Hey, I'm back. Do not ask where I was.
It's unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Except for the Sony State of Play tomorrow. Um, I'll tell you something right now. Okay.
If there is a Last of Us or Nathan Drake game.
No.
I did not keep- Where's my ship?
Where's my ship?
That's my ship.
Does Gothic have GORH fam boys?
Any translators in chat?
Oh GOD.
Yeah, I don't know.
I've never played.
Me-m-me-m-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me- reuse!
Ogchamp or Crenshamp?
There's only one safe.
And...
Stupid fucking baseball bat one, dude.
State of play, fit with death.
Now we're talking, dude.
Now we are speaking the same language.
Hmm, yep.
I hope you guys are thinking about that every time you see a fish, by the way.
I can't bring two fucking suitcases, Ben.
I mean, I guess we can.
Surely it won't make me start in the middle of nowhere if I've got...
I mean, surely it won't start me in a crowded area.
My fellows.
I don't understand all this Fede de Peci.
It's a ritual, summoning ritual.
Can you say you better check Travago in the Obama voice?
Let me be clear.
Michelle!
You better check Travago!
My favorite Super Saiyan transformation.
Now we're talking, dude.
I like the original.
That one's cool.
It's not Kojido, man.
When Gohan fisted Selene Vomits 18.
Why is that one your favorite?
Why'd you specifically mention the vomiting?
The one where Trunks powers up for an entire episode and gets his ass beat?
Are you talking about the one where he gets like really muscular?
What do I call them? Super Trunks?
What do you even know? Super Trunks or Super Vegeta?
Dude, they don't know, man.
They don't even- they don't fucking know.
Imperfect Super Saiyan 2.
Like, how did it not occur to this dumb motherfucker that if he made his muscles-
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
But they're on higher ground, so tread carefully or they will slip away.
Don't disappoint what is them.
Good luck.
Excuse me.
We dropped something.
Shut up, I've got please! I need help!
You need to help me. Some toaster is making a scene.
I'm sorry, man.
Freeze right there.
Let me see your heads.
Take them out!
Take them out!
What?!
Oh, fuck!
What the hell?!
I'm so sorry, man.
Jesus!
Will they move my bat? I don't know.
I've almost been hurt! I need help over here!
Help! Help! Oh fuck!
Hey! It's me!
We're going to hide our uh, briefcase actually.
Oh god!
I'm going to have a blast!
Help my parents!
I'm going to have a blast!
Help my parents!
the violence never ends chicken jockey at moon thanks man yeah I love seeing
chicken jockey and chat dude chicken jockey, chicken jockey, chicken jockey
I still haven't seen a chicken jockey playing with my kid I saw a spider jockey
I see they added like a they added a spear to Minecraft that and pretty
frequently zombies on undead horses wielding a spear will spawn that's like
some horsemen of the apocalypse ship
from lightning no I mean they don't they don't need lightning to do it
Shiers are pretty OP, can someone explain why?
Mox plate 6 for 7?
Speed equals damage.
Whoa, really?
W speed?
How come no one helped this guy?
Let's kind of fuck them up.
We gotta find a place to, uh...
You see, we have to enforce our outlaw.
That's what we do.
This regard.
I did not think this would work.
Wait, how am I supposed to conceal it? I can't conceal it.
What am I- What am I holding? What's happening?
Aw.
I got yelled at.
That's so fucking sad.
The joke is a kind of ghost.
Not real people, Aligagal.
The fear.
Majestic creature
Okay, my god, good job, dude
Oh
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 4G7.
Uh oh.
Got a skedaddle!
Goddamn!
It better not touch my motherfuckin' briefcase, dude, or I'm about to get real mad!
over my cameras all fucked up
Wait, where's my fuckabat?
Yolink?
What's up, guys?
Anything out of the ordinary?
What are they shooting at?
Forget me!
Dude, they're just shooting!
within the syndicate
oh god we are experiencing some sort of bug
oh god
oh fuck
really we're in the
got two more
They hanging out together?
Now you know what's up.
Now parents.
I don't know how I'm compromised by the way.
It was all those guys you killed.
Dead men tell no tales, you fool.
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Sweet. I hate the syndicate. They're fucking evil here.
Oh, no, I can't go!
How do I get out of here?
I'm dead.
I gotta get my ship back.
They're not someone out of an accent.
A veteran auto.
Was not to be intentioned.
Up down.
What's up guys?
What's up guys?
If we try to hit someone with our melee...
Which weapon does he use?
Nice.
I gotta get outta here.
I'm hearing a courier though.
Please poison for believers.
I do not have a sedative poison.
Maybe she does though.
Maybe.
Mayhaps.
I gotta get in there.
Wait, I can carry the sniper or what the fuck?
Wait.
Yes, it won't work what's not work
I know who you're talking about. Make him mad for a lot of...
I should move on.
I'm just going to use the right way for what you're doing.
I have a little thing called Integrity.
Blue Easter eggs are sedative.
Okay, but do they have to hit them?
Just throw.
Dude, I think believers just got Giga saved by that helper, by the way.
Do I throw it at them or nearly?
Oh my bad!
I can't believe they're fucking dead, bro. So fucking sad.
hey look bottle loading bottle
dude it's the Easter egg bunny what the fuck
Why is he evil?
I don't remember where the hole in the fence is.
It's on the mini map, guys.
It's on a motherfucking mini map, yeah, flicka-doo, flicka-doo.
You're not gonna-
Brain damage.
You just got turned around like all the other-
Brain damage.
You won't die today!
Not good.
I kinda have to hide now.
Hey, I need some help over here.
I'm gonna kill you guys.
Did carrying around those bat in this sniper, bro?
Gun?
In mouth.
I wonder if we'll be able to sedate him when he's alerted like this.
Look at the evil Easter bunnies, dude.
I've never been back here.
Hey, Easter Bunny.
What you got for me?
Oh, you heard that.
Hmm.
Now, permission to watch all of One Piece at four times speed.
At that point, why watch?
One Piece!
And I'm gonna do the One One Piece!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
We're so busy!
Hello? Security?
I need some help.
I think we're getting dangerous.
Sort it out!
Dude.
Oh man, that's really bad.
Dreaming!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stand right next to him and drop the egg from your inventory.
That's not gonna...
How come you get to walk up there?
What?
Whoa.
Oh no.
I don't fucking care.
Are you alright, man?
Hello?
Help!
Help!
Whoa!
Syndicate members are eliminated.
Well done, 57.
That's the split second he decides to stop and react to the fucking corpse team?
so dumb.
I spent 40 whole minutes in front of-
Shut up.
Oh my gosh!
Shut up.
Reaction time of a sail?
Do you not understand?
It's not a hitscan toss, like literally there's a wind up for it dude, and then it floats
in the air for two fucking seconds. So we're out of space, you dumb fuck? You can't! It
will knock him out! It doesn't work like that. It counts as a sedation. It counts as a just
a knockout. This guy called me a fucking dumbass for not doing that by the way. Don't you
You have an egg on your face now.
Fool.
Bitch.
We're in a Paris?
Hell yeah we are.
Wait.
Excuse me.
Poison target sedative.
I think that if understood.
We got to go.
The scrap smudgy.
Have every syringe.
Gotta catch em all.
You gotta catch a mouse!
He's telling me a funny anecdote from your day-to-day life.
Dude, like, I was sitting there, and I'm watching TV, and I look at the TV guide, and I'm like,
where's the TV guide?
There's no more TV guide!
And then like Ryan Reynolds and Timothy Chalamet, you know?
You know man, they're about the same.
Those are things.
Yes they are.
Guess what?
I'm reminding you about them.
I have to make a bomb.
You're gonna go see Obsession of Acres.
I don't like seeing movies in the movie theater.
I have grown out of it, I think.
Why?
These are called autistic.
I don't like how loud it is.
How come I got called the Anontas?
It's actually stupid loud.
Is it not?
Is it not?
Is it not?
down shut the fuck up be careful but I will do that we don't want them to slip
away be careful for his crowbar
you wear earplugs the movies did that like I said this shit like god it must
been like two weeks ago I was like listen I'd much rather watch a movie on my
own 4k monitor with my own expensive headphones dude. And it's gonna be awesome!
What?
Just wanna pause your movie. I mean... yeah that too. Bro even my kid doesn't like
good that's literally the reason my kid does not like going to the movie theater
by the way is because he cannot pause the movie if he needs to use the bath
back what was
and he got it right he got it right
I heard that I heard that
Uh-oh.
I wanted this guy.
Where is the curtain?
Oh, it's her.
Um, don't come in here.
wait what you sir yeah you talk something
sorry
yikes
oh no
what the hell are you strangling that person for
and fucking you
you son of a bitch
You fucking die, please?
Holy shit, where did he go?
Man, I'm here now.
There isn't any more.
Did I get the money?
Alright, there's a hard-ass criminal out there.
We need to apprehend him.
I don't know.
Guys, I detonate the fireworks.
What is the point of this noise?
You did not see anything.
Help her!
Help her!
Help her!
I couldn't get the angle, boys.
Hmm, I always get lost in this place, bro.
Why don't you sigh about it?
For how long are these fucking fireworks, dawg?
I don't know what to do with it.
here. Let me stop jerking around and come out so we can all go home.
Where the camera at?
Well, I guess they gave up, that's okay, let's check it out, I'm gonna hit him with
the Yonki and then the Splonki.
of
the
of
How am I compromised?
I mean, I mean, I can see how- yeah, that's what I thought, bitch.
That's what I- that's literally what I fucking thought, bitch.
Shut your bitch ass up here.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Laws off limits, bro. I forgot.
the
the
the
the
the
hehe
This exact thing has happened to me
hehehe
prrrr
prrrr
prrrr
prrrr
prrrrrr
prrrr
prrrr
prrrrrr
prrrrrr
I can't find him!
prrrrrrrr
I'm not around here
Oh, no, that's not believe it.
Stop it.
Every nook and quiet.
What?
When in doubt, real good now, baby.
I'm hurt.
Damn it.
Let it pass.
Gotta put some heat on this guy.
You're dead.
Get a man.
Hit stuff over here.
I'm shooting blind right now, by the way.
Oh God!
I think we're chill-ish.
Take that.
Would anyone else like to emerge?
Hey, yo, someone shouldn't have the passion show over here.
I think we have a masked burglar here! I found several bodies!
I'm trying to figure out when it's safe for me to walk out.
Hey! Cover my back!
Oh, and that guy, by the way, with my interdimensional legs.
Oh, we're good, we're good.
Oh, it's chill, it's chill.
Don't worry, I'm here to get everyone out of here.
Fuck.
Dude, what's up with all the cameras?
Hmm, I wonder if I can walk up and syringe this guy.
I'm gonna get you!
Here I go!
No way
Goddamn
Chill, chill
Unhanded X-Force 3rd
Says who?
You're not a guard. You can't tell me what to do.
Oh, my god, someone's drinking it.
Oh, my god, someone's drinking it.
What are you drinking?
Christoph!
Wake them up!
Hey, you're not safe.
Get out of here!
get out of here oh okay come in i have several homicide what's going on over here
i'll do anything for this 1.5 anything
well i don't think anyone knows he died
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
You guys will finally wake up my targets.
Uh oh.
Let's get this guy to rope now.
I'm moving on to the next sector over
Hey, wake him up though, don't be weird.
them up though.
What the heck?!
During a heart attack, bitch.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
This isn't caught.
Oh yeah, that's how come I just paid $6,000 a day, this bitch.
Wait, that's the rocket man.
I'm a rocket man!
I think he was dinged.
Bro, shut up, you gay.
Good work back there.
The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Let's do this showdown. Right quick!
A soft rifle kill.
Hello.
Can't fix it.
Did you get a penalty for leaving surveillance footage?
Yeah, when it's silent assassin.
Which it was not.
Does it get a penalty for killing innocents?
Ooh, I lost $200 just now.
We now know the current whereabouts of the Syndicate Beaver.
Big warp dude.
I've provided you with new intel.
Are you ralted to Austin, Austin Matthews?
Well?
What do you mean, well?
Huh?
I can't enter him!
I don't know this question!
I'm not ralting
This guy is ralting. No, no, no, no.
What's the big game tomorrow?
Oh dude, you must be talking about arsenal vests!
The Gravy Shy Lambastas!
Season's over, dumbass.
Okay?
I'm trying to get involved in your sport and get excited and knowledgeable.
stuff and you call me a dumbass dude?
Shut up.
It just never stops.
The derision never stops dude.
It's so fucked up.
They're gate- yeah you guys are gatekeeping me thank you hot gamer milk for saying so.
Yeah, they are doing it.
fucking disgusting. I'll stop if you answer. I'll stop once you answer if you're
ralton. No. For just 1.7 KSC you can go see US
versus Australia a few weeks in Seattle.
I'd rather chug, uh...
I don't need to cost you...
As for characteristics, we know the target suffers from dehydration, and they smoke.
Use these traits to your advantage.
Be careful, 47.
Two?
And most of all, good luck.
1.7 thousand dollars probably for like a fucking nosebleed seat, like the top of...
Like what stadium do they even use for that in Seattle?
Huge raid? I did not see it. Wait, this might be them.
Four billion raid? Thank you guys. I think I saw one a first time chatter talking to
you very much. I can't see the name of the person who did it.
They fit out the Seahawks stadium?
Is that the one that's...
Hey, what are you doing?
Smoking.
It's her.
What if we shot this lady in the head right now, dear?
Electros, I'll be in touch.
Safe?
Black Joe, I think you're subbing. Why don't you do that every time?
I can't, man. Sometimes I have to do silent assassin on this for sure.
Chupa-wonga, they sure something? Chupa-wonga!
It says type 1 to fart.
These other music to calm down?
I mean, I did just gun someone down on a string.
Seems like an appropriate reaction.
Also, how come I have... how come...
Oh...
No witnesses is witnessing me!
Wait what?
He just fucking leave man so I can get this safe.
It's upstairs.
Is it because they're running? I think so.
I
Behold troop out
Err...
Errace video evidence, eh? Meh, I'm good.
I'm just gonna blow this bitch up. Wait, it's a clubman. Ow.
Oh...
Where is he?
What are you doing here, mate?
This is called surveillance lock, by the way. No cameras in here.
Am I ralted to Jong-Wik?
Yeah.
I didn't get a visual.
Plus 250.
Let's check the shop.
Wait, who saw him?
What just happened?
The number's going up!
Where am I hunted?
is deathmatch in this bitch?
Home Invasion!
Into the hills.
Very big pickup.
Take the money back. Dude, it's crypto, man. I already transferred it, bro. It's lost forever.
I want to see what happens when I, uh...
Okay, it shoots two times. That's crazy.
Let's go with the sleep
Why don't you shoot him in the head
Cop detected well gotta catch my bus
This is my bus with my urban camo assault rifle.
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
You're so pissed.
Dude, I don't know how that guy saw me, bro.
Myraulted to Carlos Mencia.
Isn't that the dood-doodoo?
Ah, so funny, so funny.
Well done, 47. The syndicate has been eliminated.
However, I haven't told that they were more connected.
Finish the job. Take them all to the hospital.