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da fanaly 4: revengeance (hardcore freelancer variations !mod while taking silent assassin when it is offered as a prestige objective)
06-04-2026 · 7h 01m
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Hello?
Big money.
Star Volley thanks for 7.
9.997 good ol' second thanks for 7 monster group Azula fire thanks for 7.
Jordan a plenty thanks for the bits Tim Nanook and Clanker thanks for 7.
Richie, thanks for 100 million bucks Captain G. Spaceladzee.
Long John Eater.
Dut Chewie.
Crests.
Jesseus.
Tacoma.
The city of Tacoma.
Thank you very much for something.
Lothar.
Boobybutt.
Boobybutthole.
69 lol.
Thanks for something.
Sertio and Andrian and Trapkot.
They know something's up.
I'm going to sub now so you can watch Bochi the Rock.
Sorry, I prefer mochi.
Shields horn and strong holy old X-Force 7.
What even is mochi?
Just like fucking ice cream. Some shit.
Gatler 6-4-7.
Smashed rice.
What's the one that has like an earthy flavor, you guys know what I'm talking about?
Oh dirt, yeah.
Yeah.
Macha, that's the one.
Macha-la-boo-boo?
Macha-la-boo-boo?
Macha la boo boo, guys we gotta beat this today cause if I don't then, well I'm playing
every game tomorrow.
No you won't, no I will.
Sponsored stream, yes, but only for part of it, and for a game that I'm going to play
in my entire stream anyway but don't tell them that okay. Shush. I've actually never
played Gothic 1. When we played a... what was it called? A Bastion Steel? Hold on. There
were obviously it was inspired by that but like made by like a Russian guy using AI or
some shit who knows a lot of people are like dude you should just play gothic
instead so that guy Ryan next to something in signeth and Kabu would do
an MXC and do they deserve it our kind of potatoes extra so but it wasn't an
obscene amount of them they do my isekai Mario daily say no
What were they, bro? I didn't know that game had dailies.
Bouterwax for 7-7-7-6 for God 7?
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China.
JMAG, thanks for sil- I wish I could see all of my freaking objectives!
That shit's not happening.
Do you see Trump fall asleep today?
Aw, that's so cute.
He's sleepy.
I had both of these, so...
This is a new JRE with Caleb Hammer.
Nah man, I miss that one.
I've been playing Nintendo DS games any suggestion for good DS games.
I think the last Game Boy I really played was Game Boy Advance.
Oh yeah, Nintendo Dogs, dude!
You ever played Nintendo?
Wait, no, sorry.
Scribble Knotts.
That's what I was thinking of.
You ever played Scribble Knotts, bro?
You replace scribble knots, dude, you can make Obama.
And the bowtacks are something you say to be a president, dude, it becomes Obama, dude.
Although you need the sightless for that game, so I don't know if you're like emulating or not, but...
Could be tough.
Ain't no way they're both raiders.
We might be able to do this without pacifying.
I kind of want to choke this guy out, but I'm afraid someone's gonna see.
Okay, maybe we should just list the road, actually.
I don't have the thing to do.
I'm gonna mull again.
We just started.
Dude, literally me hesitating there is why I got caught, by the way.
Again begin up straight beginning of stream all again everyone no refunds no refunds fuck
I want to be I want to play the same level again
Can you imagine if I was a giga chat has walked up and slit that guy's throat dude and then just pulled him out
Such a fucking stupid pussy, dude.
Lunaris, thanks for shoving.
Such a stupid pussy, dude.
10 times each of us.
We've played Blood Money yet.
No.
Is it about money?
Good work.
If you feel like it, you can now redecorate a bit.
How are you gonna get a different variation?
It won't be the same targets.
The stars won't align like that, I've heard you.
That's okay.
You wanna know why?
What if we add 47?
My blood money is the best old hit-man game.
Hmm, but can I drown people in their own vomit in that game?
Whoever I want?
Welcome to Chongqing.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But what's your step?
They're on high alert, so it's not going to be easy.
You know what to do
Wait, what do I do help?
Okay
I'm in that's the bathroom gas I'm in the bathroom
We're gonna do it anyway, it's okay.
The Chalking Choker strikes again.
Dude, shut up! Something hanging out in the lobby, that's weird.
Mr. Cowlick's for zealots of you.
You have to say yes, I want this.
Yeah.
Ho, ho, ho.
No.
Batguano, thanks for...
We gotta wait for this guy to smoke again.
Oh, hey, man. What's that?
I just want to talk to him. We got it.
Okay, man.
You better not be coming down here, lady.
Hey, what's happening? Who is that?
Who are you? Stop.
Look, I'm Ben. Doesn't want to talk.
Do you recommend the 007 AM? It's pretty expensive in Brazil, Bucks.
Do you want a linear and...
Triple A gaming experience in which the story is also kind of...
I was expecting more twists than that, to be honest.
You know, I think I bought a spy thriller, but maybe not.
There were...
I can't even talk about it.
Do we give them the jab or do we give them the lure?
You might need the jab.
I'm afraid if I shoot them, they're gonna hear me outside.
Well, well, well.
Welcome to your new home.
The closet.
We gotta go upstairs now.
Oh!
Oh, Ben, wait!
I was supposed to...
Oh no!
I didn't know the objectives, Ben.
Ben, you bruised me.
Yes.
No.
What is this crackhead doing, bro?
Probably crack.
Alright, smart guy.
Alright, chump guy.
Something normal in the extra 7.
Keep it steppin', guy who inexplicably is looking out for me for some reason.
Keep it steppin'.
Oh, he was making fun of my height.
Not base.
Now I have one lockpick.
You're detected.
I don't know where I can hide though.
If I see anything suspicious, I'll let you know.
Thanks.
We're gonna have to resist the Earthshiraw Bell.
Wait.
I think I've come from the wrong angle, boys.
We want to come from above.
Skooch six recidivate they came from above
Hey, why are they searching explain
Maybe they're looking for that guy murdered
Can we get a big guy?
Big guy.
I don't know why you want me to do it.
There's a guy in here.
There's a guy crossing the window right now.
The big guy.
No, wait in there forever.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye to every single guard.
I feel like to be safe you should kill the whole map.
That might take a while Billy.
to the length of time.
Hurry up.
I locked in as the streamer today.
6-7.
Why is that guy talking? Stop. Stop talking.
I
So late finishing this
Event horizon here we come
But we can we can gank this guy old style
Do we jab him or do we uh...
I'm gonna jab him, just to be safe, though.
Alright, beat him. But that's okay.
We have a better plan now.
What's up? It's throat slicing time.
Well, don't worry, sir. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Head back to the saviors. I'll be in touch.
Got a skedaddle!
Do not turn around.
Well, I'd like to be here.
Why is he sneaking around? That's so weird.
And now all we have to do is not get caught on camera.
don't forget the safe it's free
holy fuck
What?
What?
Pay attention.
What? Is that even a lion?
Okay, calm down from 10. Don't let the anger take over.
His ears are inside of the wall.
They call him the bathroom strangler.
I know that chatter was baiting me to get the safe because he's like haha he's
He's gonna, he's gonna mess up.
Watch this, bitch.
Ha ha ha!
You can't get that safe, you suck!
Oh yeah?
How come I know the iPad's right here?
I was not baiting it.
Oh.
Wait, that's had her believed it.
Yippee!
Now, what do you say we go get the courier, eh, fellas?
I'll shout this, you son of a-
And then you swipe it, you son of a-
So watch your directive, any 20 play there, the game was ass and I could ass.
Yeah.
It would have been better.
The fan went to the core last night for a sub to a wendy and now he's paying for life in every arena.
Well, yeah dude.
Chill.
Wheeere, wheeere, wheeere!
He made a million up the cow she bet so he's chilling way true oh my I need this
guy to fucking step away I'm afraid to talk to this lady cuz I don't know if
This guy turned around. We'll watch for a while.
Just Gel?
You say that in Apple. What if she's got the poop dart, Gel?
She did not have that.
Well, gotta go
He's shooting
Impressive work 47 let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
I can't tell the difference between hardcore and regular will make it hardcore.
Ah, there's more cameras, more guards who got the white dot above their head who are
like, hey, you can't be here.
If you lose, you have to serve.
I think that's about it.
Oh yeah, and you have to do your prestige objective, which is the one that I'm choosing.
Hope this helps.
No firearms.
Oh yeah, and if you kill someone you can't take their out there, that's right.
Is it time to master difficulty or some shit?
Who knows, not me.
We'll bring our gun just in case.
More to shackle this facility.
I don't like doing time trial.
How come that guy only said hello to the furries, though?
No hate, but fuck furry shit. That's hate, by the way.
He said no hate, oh.
Ohhhh.
I see.
Our animorphs furries.
I'm pretty sure they just turned into animals now.
Our druids first, yes.
Meow meow meow meow, meow!
I closed the door on myself, guys.
That's no point in it.
I think we're good.
Remote is a pretty good identity for a painstper vehicle to suppose I chose the no-fire mode. Yeah.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, never gonna do that though.
Welcome to Ambrose Island, Syndicate members are currently in the area, find them and take
them down.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, 47.
Yeah, I gotta kill these guys.
That's my job.
Just kill people.
I kill people.
What is this place?
Oh, that's the outpost up the bridge.
I know what that is.
Oh, I fucking know what that is, mate.
Do we truly have time for Galu?
Oh yeah, we did it.
I don't think I'm supposed to be back here, guys.
Oh well.
Why can I grab this dude?
Do not speak to him.
Oh, you have to space first.
to some freaking shit. Yeah, I know what you mean. Whatever you say. Yeah, I'm just fine.
Okay, walk away now. Goodbye.
I'll duck you.
Surely he won't see him, right, fellas?
Yeah, we should just take this guy out.
Fucking Akuma teleports next to you.
Wait, hold on.
We need the space.
I'm not gonna be able to do this.
We actually just have to run up and kill this guy, I think.
Actually, you know what? We're gonna shoot him. Yeah, that's the plan. I can't hide these bodies.
Wait.
I'll see you.
Where's my- oh, I got him.
I only got three minutes, boys.
I'm not leaving the way I came out.
Hey mister!
Who are you again?
No one?
I'm no one.
It's me, no one.
not gonna do that he's gonna find he's gonna find the body now
oh yeah yeah
I got two minutes man. I think we got this
Mommy
Can I come over here, guys?
Okay, you need to go back to where you came from.
Alright, sounds good, sounds good.
Head out, you guys!
Hey, you!
Yeah?
You have no business!
Hmm...
What is our plan of action, here?
Oh, fuck, we sure got the guy in the back.
No, you did not.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
If we took out the guy in the back, who'd have been fine?
Dude, some pretty sure there's a cabinet over there, man.
Hey, are you in?
Yeah, you're in.
Yeah, sure, boy.
Station, give me dodgy.
Fuck you.
Hehehehe.
Omewamo.
Shin.
Deiru.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
But turn to the safe house, collector of self, I'll be in touch.
Dan, thanks for seven.
Out of it!
The guy's gone.
You're still a blind man, you bastard.
Let's get dinner. Far or no.
What is?
I just want to go again.
We just go with that special mode.
Can I come in?
Yeah.
Where's your key?
Where's your speedboat key?
Where that shit is?
Where the speed- where the speedboat key?
You look like you never skipped dinner.
I don't. Wait, how'd you know that?
How'd that chatter know that?
Oh, fat.
Ha ha ha.
Where are these doors locked?
Wait, it's under the brick, isn't it?
Hold on.
I think we're chillin.
Break.
Here it is.
Gotta go!
Oh, yeah, but oh
Fuck yeah, but work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment
Hello Chugs Unlimited greetings greetings. I need my assault rifle.
do do do do
Bum bum bum bum bum
Let's hope it's normal Miami fellas. Actually, I'll be a match
Yo, thanks for getting us a golden Kappa hype drink and get a high dude high
Woohoo!
Hoit!
Pimp, pimp, pimp, pimp.
General Germs, 6-4-7. Play the Will Smith song. Fine. What if I don't freaking want to, though?
Dr. Don Dungus, 6 result. Two times speed? Hmm, this guy might be on the silver.
The Nightcore version of it.
Wait, is that a real thing?
Give me the bomb.
If it's the boat, we're probably just gonna kill everyone, fellas.
You know what we should do?
We should game.
Let's game.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
A weapon smith dwarf is making str- it has a strange way of making something out of silver
wish me luck.
Doesn't like silver really get it for piercing weapons in dwarf order?
I forget.
to their piercing or blunt I forgot yeah he's probably gonna make a war hammer
dog actually don't you just want like a mace that doesn't accidentally use the
the spike in in combat he made a silver crossbow yeah but that's still swag
I'm gonna tag there, dude.
Jesus.
Oh yeah, it's 47.
Mm-mm-mm-mm!
Have I talked about the finals yet? The NBA Finals? No, man.
We haven't talked about the air in the Moon Moon show, dude.
How's it going?
I
They're on high alert we don't want them to slip away
Nevertheless, we do know this they are participating in a hand
We also have the following description on their looks. We know that they have gray hair
They are wearing earrings. They're wearing necklace and glasses
Furthermore, your target has a sweet tooth, and they see themselves as a foodie.
I will.
As all I have for you are present.
Be careful, 47.
And most of all, good luck.
I'm starting to recognize the suspects.
I have no idea if that's good.
Oh, it's good, it's real good.
The murder hallway through the baseline can I go in our
I don't have a
a scrambler dude.
Wait.
We have something else though.
Brother what?
But how?
It's Thursday, so...
Welcome to Miami.
We gotta become bodyguard.
Friday for you?
Didn't ask.
Did not ask.
Did not ask
What's your mind your own beeswax to you?
Okay, I'm not moving
That's good
to big money people no chance to get it up for it that's a shame would have been nice to be able
to break a story like that on my first run dream on pal
hey there's a dumpster right there
he's one day from retirement so sad
We shouldn't have knocked this guy out, actually.
Let's hope no one's walking past.
There it is.
The bodyguard outfit.
Come along, buddy.
I'm rushing to buy some white Schwartz TCG cards without telling my wife.
I've been told her this time, bro.
I'm never going to rag on you for failing in this game again.
Holy shit, it is hard.
Once again, it's not necessarily hard, it's just like knowing the map instead.
That's the hardest part.
I don't even think the variations mod necessarily makes it hard.
Oh, what the fuck, you old bitch?
I don't think the Variations Bond makes it necessarily harder, it just remixes the maps
in the enemy positions in certain variations, so that's the harder part, right?
Sometimes that's not the case.
Sometimes the Variations are easier than the normal version of the map, once you figure
that out. No one cares. All right. Fill with the dip. Fill with the dip. Fill with the
do
Why can't I reach you
Now we're talking
Right bread worth things for seven
We are talking who is this guy? Oh, it might be a lookout
No
That's a suspect.
You play the fully naked Agent 47 mods.
Variations maps can also have a bunch of cool guns in them that are removed in vanilla.
Yeah, the, uh, present, I guess the guns we found in here that one time, yeah.
I remember.
Yeah, I was looking through the patch-outs for this and apparently they had a...
an objective you could get called Perfect Run. Doesn't even remember what that was.
They removed it.
All objectives done, you see.
Goes.
Wait, I need this one.
What?
You want that?
Let's take it this though, bitch.
You can leave this one.
Alright!
Who we got left, man?
Probably over there.
Alright! Oh! Hey, hey, fellas!
I were just leaving.
It's still a phone.
That's a lookout.
Stupid fuck! Leave!
You know, if people leave on this side of the map though, I don't think
the people on the other side are gonna leave.
But maybe.
The end of Abyssinia, if you got every objective it gives,
an XP bonus called Perfect Run.
Oh.
So it was a Prestige objective then?
I mean, that's pretty cool.
That's pretty neat-o-burrito.
Pulls out my assault rifle.
Well, time to go watch the NASCAR show.
It is an XP bonus?
Yeah.
Let's fucking go, NASCAR?
Don't forget, the secret of this race is to keep that car going until the end.
This race is not over until the clock ticks down.
Target spotted.
Gray hair.
Earrings.
Oh my god.
Ah, yes.
The murder dungeon.
Yes.
Oh, that door... in trouble.
Oh, that's everything.
Tattoo on the neck?
It's not a tattoo. It's a necklace.
Hi, good to see you. I'm journalism waves.
Sorry I'm late.
Stupid fucking door.
I'll see you.
Okay, I'll see you.
Good. See ya.
She's seeing me through the wall right now. Oh, the mirror.
Okay, I'll see you.
Good. See ya.
She's seeing me through the wall right now. Oh, the- the mirror.
Oh, she does have a tattoo.
What kind of meaning was it?
It wasn't listening.
Secret?
Secret tunnel!
What a mess don't do something like that you good man you need some elk
Two fellows left
Hey, what's in here
Ah, yes. Sedative. You hire him, bro. I need a new job.
Ah, no. No.
Also, please don't use the Jace Lurrin trap.
Thank you.
This is not just where we pissed. I did not expect that.
Oh.
Hey, where's the last person?
Bro, I've never been in this ballroom.
She said urinary.
Hmm
You're in
Holy fuck
Make up your mind
I
Back of the paddock, I think
I'll look you up once you're done. Thanks, bro
You wait when it's actually got swaggy so it's his feet. What the hell?
Where you can you gonna move
Well
I've never been back here the fuck is this I can't drop that's a hole yeah
We'll play chatter so who's so fucking astute
This guy's not oh he's right there
Ben
This one
Take the shot we don't know what's them, dude
I mean we should just shoot him right?
That'd be based.
Two optional objectives.
I couldn't I couldn't fiberware kill that guy because I had to kill him with my soul rival this will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime
Yeah, baby kill him twice. Hmm
What quality do you use to be able to see the earring from that far away? I always have to be sniffing their head or see their earrings
Sometimes shit doesn't pop in for me either
I just barely hit like one of those tiny little
Excellent 47 you took down the syndicate. I don't even know what to call that kind of area actually
Like a puff I barely saw and let me know when you're ready
It wasn't a stud because it was like flat they clip down both sides of the ear loom or whatever
We gotta hit up New York for the money, dude.
Big Pharma!
What?
Save what?
We want to save New York for...
save what we want to save New York for sound is as this is the cocaine place
no survivors wait do I even have oh I do have an epic pistol but it's the it's oh
Oh, I know, we got this one.
Maybe, this one's cool.
It's got five bullets.
Well, well, well.
Obama doing the Travago bit.
All right.
Let me be clear.
Michelle, did you check Travago?
Like that.
Now Trump doing the Travago bit.
Alright, alright, alright.
Now he's in the air.
I gotta have a warm-up, hang on.
a big macadamia for 50 years a big macadamia for 50 years
listen up I found out about this new great website called Travago it's made
Air Force One travel so fast so clean so beautiful
Okay, I got it up.
Is that pistol silenced?
Yes!
It is.
You see the little shush icon?
I keep seeing edited videos of like I'm pretty sure people are like editing it like like yeah, we know we all know
Mr. 47 wears diapers he's old
Whatever that's whatever
But I'm pretty sure I'm seeing like edited videos of him like farting loudly
Like you know how like they have like the far away videos of him like an awful like I look at like presents
I'm pretty sure it's not edited dude. It just sounds so like
If it's not edited dude props to the people who do not react to that shit man because it is it sounds
So fucking loud
It sounds so fun!
Secret service agent, play 20 years from now.
Daddy, mommy!
Oh, what was the hardest thing you did in the Secret Service?
Well, little Timmy,
It was not left while the president audibly shit himself for one minute straight.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
That's my Sisyphus, Rocky.
Every day.
The pistol you can get through the searches? Yeah. It's alright, there's a-
the syndicate is currently operating in the area find them yeah i got the chest behind the
eyes of a watch your step they're on high alert it's not going to be easy you know what to do
47 i'm gonna poison them they call me needles
because i'm the poison man
I think I can just throw something at this guy and knock him out.
Let's see.
Yep, that's what we call game knowledge, baby.
Who fucking saw me?
uh... okay
syndicate member eliminated
oh good fight good fight
Where's my fucking others
We got to destroy the camera also
The guy I was gonna give the jab saw me
Somehow
You realize Jesus is always watching these missions are impossible
Oh shit. That's not good. How am I supposed to beat?
You wanna go to sleep, buddy?
This crash is for God's sake.
Sleep time!
Don't worry, I'll catch you, buddy.
See ya!
Well done, Patricell.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Ah!
That was good.
You paid him a cheque.
That was a pair of like armors, I'm just gonna see him.
Oh
Yeah, we finish shoot this guy in the hide
Great
I
Do like this
Excuse me collect yourself not be in touch
I got a blast wait no one's found his body
Gotta go
I don't know when find his bottom was not a world record now definitely
Oh, we got the Dubai helicopter, dude.
Motherfucking doo.
Bye, dude.
You
Grand sad
Sorry, my brain are sick
Oh, we still have the legendary snipe.
Hmm, what's the current gamble for you?
I definitely mission with put with two optional objectives
Yeah, we have that.
This is insider trading?
What?
Knowing what is asked of me is insider trading?
Hello?
Wanted a burrito, thanks for something.
Excuse me.
You know how to throw now?
Yeah, I think you mean how to knock.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
Wait.
I'm trying to juggle my poisons here, because we're going to need a lot of them.
I think we're good.
I'm gonna come in and chat from Pepper Pippo who says, I'm freaked out!
Cool.
Random guy in chat called you a disgusting fat bastard, respond.
Hey, welcome to the Moonward Show, man.
Welcome in, welcome in.
You got shingles watching my stream?
Hey, don't you guys remember when I got shingles and I cursed all of you to eventually have
shingles like well before you should have shingles?
Because you laughed at me?
Yeah.
You might be wondering why it's happening now.
And I did.
Well, that was so many people getting shingles, bro.
Oh, yeah, the curse.
Right.
Oh yeah, the curse.
Alright.
Oh yeah.
Alright.
Tell me I grabbed my fucking gun, by the way.
Well, a lot more younger people are getting it.
Probably just all this shit in the process food.
Who knows?
It's the same boat with prostate cancer. That's why I have my prostate removed.
You called me a Nazi two years ago and said I would die in a car crash in 2028 take a
bag.
Well, I do not recall that, however, I apologize and I do not wish death upon you and I am
I'm sorry.
He told me you fucked my mother and I am the child of Tard Tower.
never have. Let's make it shit up.
You guys gonna be mad if I do this? Don't be mad. Oh my.
Oh, they're in the museum, dude.
With the katana.
I gotta get the safe.
You told me I was dying a car crash.
I used to be an Uber driver.
well some people take that as a threat but really it's just I'm an oracle and
I'm able to predict future accidents and actually save your life when you stop
to being a new screwdriver
you're welcome
He wants to threaten to oil every doorknob in my home so I could not go room to room.
I'm starting to think you guys are just making shit out.
I don't know when you'll notice me.
I feel like I really stick out here.
Does this guy come outside?
Gee, I sure hope not.
cool
we're haggam
Wait a minute, here.
Why is the camera making that noise?
It's like you shouldn't be here and we caught you on camera noise.
You sluggable hex speed and caused me to have a car crash brain tumor aneurysm with pulmonary embolism.
Thank you, mister.
Dude, what is up with this camera dude?
It'll never happen, by the way.
My team had to make do with it.
How do we get up there?
Right here?
Now on the left, I have a laser.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Sophia the Schemer, what's she up to this time?
You know that cron-stat designer in charge of the brain upload program?
Sure.
The brain upload program.
But she seemed really interested in this invention.
Something called...
Yeah, how the fuck do I get up there, am I dumb?
I'm here now.
Take the stairs.
Which ones?
These ones?
There's like four sets of stairs.
Don't shoot me.
Help!
Wait.
This goes downstairs.
My hell of a dub.
Right here.
Alright.
There's no way to get here from outside that I don't really take but I forgot how to get there.
It's even further.
Stupid creepy-ass vampire.
spell backwards is dick chaining. I'm illiterate says that. Yeah, I can see that. I can see
that. I've made a terrible fucking mistake.
What if I just killed all of them?
Those are not blower costs, are they?
I've arrived.
Yes, run outside.
Okay, now run inside.
Oh god, the door is open.
I thought he would chase me for a little bit.
How have I not blown my disguise?
I'm compromised.
Oh my god!
AAAAAAAA!
Move it, move it, block that punk out.
I'm gonna stay.
Stay down!
Stay down!
Command, do you read?
Oh, shoot that whitey son of a bitch! I lost him! I lost him!
Did anyone see him?
He had an epic SMG on him, dude!
What the fuck?
I mean, that's the same one I got from my enemy, boy.
What, the flibby?
Dude, this place amazed me, man. I'm so fucking stupid.
But this guy's one too.
360.
How's this disguise holding up? Oh, you know.
It's all, like...
It's all, like...
It's all, like...
It's all, like...
It's all, like...
It's all, like...
It's all, like...
I don't know. I don't think so.
I gotta give these guys the jab.
Looking good, sir.
Or Jacobics or something?
We're going into the new He-Man movie. I have known nostalgia for He-Man.
Unless it's the...
He-Man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I said, hey...
I didn't eat these.
what's going on do people just throw in their show on the floor I'm so fucking
sorry that's so rude oh hello sir greetings excuse me the doors locked
can you unlock that for me
Hey there! How you doing?
What's up?
Who locked these fucking doors?
Chicken Jackie!
Oh, he's leaving!
Where, where, where?
Oh
I don't even have a clause
Hey
What's going on
No.
people to evade tax, trade in insubstantials and build reputations. Jameson facilitates that to
perfection. She's the best. She destroys the lives of artists and gallery owners. They don't have
that song to the movie they messed up. An unfortunate side effect, I suppose. They should do like the
the dramatic movie dramatic like you know how like movie trailers like slow down a song or like
Imagine like hey yeah yeah yeah and then like the trailer begins dude they're gonna
moify it dude now let's see good a movie did that already but they did what's
going on by three non-blondes was it you don't worry I need help what the fuck
Get up
She's gonna be back any minute
Brother what
Yeah, get rid of that, bitch.
Where'd it go?
Where'd it go?
Where did it go?
I'm going to take the rare mace in this room?
I think I have the mace.
Also signed this one. Oh.
Kappa?
Oh, she saw the cryptid.
Hmm, how we doing this?
Let's give her the Johnson and Johnson today, I think.
I cast Carthiac O'Rish.
How do we kill this guy?
Greetings, sir.
Hi.
In these ghost forts they can ruin.
Ah, you know.
Wait, strike that.
Cassie, when you type this up, it needs more... more gusto.
Please, my dear.
Wait, strike that.
Captain, when you type this up, it needs more...
more gusto.
In this dungeon of death, it's modern day illuminatin'
plans for the end.
Robot.
Thank you, chatter. That was very base of you to remind me of.
How do we get this guy?
Is it wet here?
It's hard to tell.
A saw rifle in head.
I
Don't know
What is that
Oh
I think it must have been this form.
I'm presenting as being present to Mr. Nathaniel here.
We've been staring at the screen for decades.
I'm going to be present.
Oh.
Well, what's the plan?
What's the plan?
What's the plan?
What's the plan?
What's the plan?
What's the plan?
We can clear up this room and then use this as like a...
Or go to the balcony here?
Yeah.
What's the plan?
I think propane is to play
I'm learning in real time here. Oh, they found the body. Oh, no
Drop the chandelier on him. Okay, but if this was silent assassin, how do you do it? How do you get this guy?
Because you can't do the chandelier because it's gonna kill that guy too
Vdixx for seven
You can talk to him if you have the right outfit.
Does he only talk to waiters?
Huh.
Accidents aren't allowed?
No, I could definitely get that guy with the, uh, chandelier.
for the entire building. What if we already used our C4?
the chandelier than give him the jab when everyone is distracted.
Movie star, intended oil making.
So, so, so.
What does that matter if this shit's recording me, bro?
Ha!
Oh.
Um, guys...
Hey, come in here. I want your costume. I can't carry the assault rifle though. I'm
I'm just gonna shoot this guy.
There's no way to cleanly do it though.
My career certainly happened a lot easier now that Devgato is gone.
They no longer- What the-
I seize them.
Can I shoot them through the hole?
Nah.
Man.
How are you today, sir?
Oh, I'm so chill right now, man.
It's so good, dude.
So good.
I kind of wish I had my bombs still, but whatever.
Like, how do I—where do I actually shoot this guy from?
I'm gonna get you.
Brother!
Hit the alarm.
This guy's gonna see me do it.
This is where they go for a lot of them.
No way.
Well, I'm actually dead.
No way.
Well, I'm actually dead.
No way.
You're a bastard!
I'll break his dick!
No! Let him get away!
Who the arm, dude? I was like a split second off and getting in the fucking...
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you're...
Ay, ay, ay!
Goodbye, assault- uh, effective assault rifle.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing of the grid.
But, you know that nothing is predictable in this, I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Yay!
Am I freaking a saw rifle, dude?
Shut up, stupid anime girl.
Those are your lungs, yeah.
He's very good at playing that better, dude.
How, man?
Dude, I think literally I sit in the bathroom and kill Liv.
Oh my god, I'm so angry thinking about that dude.
I'm actually so fucking angry right now.
I was I was a split second for getting in that fucking freezer by the way
Ice man
Whatever son of bitch dude
I'm so fucking mad.
Hey, look at these objectives, dude.
Seems like a job for you, my friend.
So stupid.
They checked the freezer, mom.
She found the hitman freezer.
Yeah, if you're unhappy just think about why that fate got a dick. Hmm. Hmm. Why is that?
Okay.
Much of Covenants you lose?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Epic assault rifle.
It's pretty shitty, but...
Whatever.
Such a loser, dude.
That's 34k, those monies don't matter dude, they're not real monies.
Alexa Google shark penis for me.
Why'd you type that?
speak out loud to Alexa.
You got you to read it?
Man, I don't use Alexa.
You high?
Well, I think I'm gonna pee in a... I guess a cup.
For a make this poise on.
I'm gonna calm- calm down.
That way, man.
Thank you, Guard.
Thank you, Guard 69.
Here we-
Thank you!
I
I'm going to kill you.
Meteorologists have issued a severe tornado warning for the area.
Residents should seek shelter immediately if any is available.
A tornado has touched down in the area.
Seek shelter immediately.
There's no shelters!
There's no shelter!
There's no shelter!
There's no shelter!
There's no shelter!
There's no shelter!
PpBab.
I tasted my own com after yesterday.
Oh!
Why is he still holding his ass?
What if we just ran?
That's a terrible mistake.
I can't piece of shit.
Listen here, I'm a furry.
I can't change her horns by the way question mark
blind?
Where are they?
Subraces, horns?
Oh.
Down?
Down where?
Oh.
lol
I HIT DOWN! I'M GOING DOWN!
Oh my god. No fucking way. No fucking way, dude!
All right, all right, all right, I guess I'll take this seriously then
Wait, how can we get res me?
Give us blizzard hot take now man. What's the latest blizzard news dog who gives a shit?
oh my god what the fuck
Thank you.
Boo.
Save job!
Job!
Job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
The run back.
Welcome to the Isle of Scale.
Scale!
We have been informed that the Syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert.
So you need to be tactical. Good luck with that.
Come on in fellas.
Don't miss bro, I got all my money in you big tortoise.
Didn't expect the anti-grab briefcase, did you?
I gotta figure out the fastest way down from this bitch.
It's this way, but I don't want to go past the cameras.
Jumping.
Hmm.
I think that would kill me.
I don't think I should jump off of the tower.
Hey!
Glad you can make it out.
Thanks.
And I'm here by the 7-1-1 now.
Steaks that I can get.
The disruption for the recent cheeses and ham section.
Chicken steak on meatball serve.
Meatball serve.
Without giving them
Participants have agreed to
I married my, uh, un-Mr. Great specifically, the modelist, and I'll get no home, Mr. Disruptor.
I did it. He-he-he.
Sorry, Mr. V Disruptor has agreed, so everything is finalized by the exception.
And finally, we'll go to the next place.
Excellent part, Forty-Six.
Wait, someone heard that.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
What happened?
There's another war in between your group, but...
Fucking door's locked, dude.
Door's stuck!
No way
Hey, man, I got a life of body here could be a drug could be a course shit. We're going for a closer look
That's my briefcase. I'll tell you I really
If these walls
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the scene. You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
you later
Okay, okay, that's what I wanted it
Alliance, thanks for priming.
Excellent work back there, 47.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I'll be waiting.
Me ready.
Not the both of them, please.
I'm seeing push kill, which is kind of alarming.
Niche bet for 100% accuracy that mission?
Ooh.
I had no idea.
Young Gootah and Lee, back down, I think, for sure.
I don't need that.
Or this.
Play this song for good luck.
You guys want chopped and screwed Miami?
Or...
Electroswing Miami?
Or...
I
Case in fact on a young Buddha it's a good William Dearborn on the burning bear in the way bag addicts give us up
Like me hog gives up a shinobi don't give up
Nightcore two-term speed hmm that may be slightly too bad
Are there any other songs about Miami we can do?
Maybe there's a Pitbulls?
Mr. International?
What's his name?
Mr. Onewatt!
Mr. Onewatt!
LMFAO has one.
Mr. Warnward!
LMFAO has one.
Opa Gangnam Style.
Mr. International.
Yellow, yellow guy, emoji, covering face.
What's there between Mr. Worldwide and Mr. International, dude?
It's the same shit.
You may be losing 2 million points in the last stream, fuck you.
Sorry!
You saw Pitfall kick a woman in the face of their show one time?
Well, that's not very nice, and I am sad that he did that.
Can we listen to SAJA boys instead?
Mr. International's been in multiple countries, Mr. Worldwide has been around the world.
and take them down.
I'm about to lose, boys.
They're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, 47.
I'm about to fucking lose, dude.
Hey, what?
Hi, it's me.
It might be nothing, but for some suspicion, just a hunt.
Why is he coming from that way?
I'm committing.
It's me. It's me. Uh, I just heard something suspicious.
Hi.
I'm the last guy in the parking lot, dude.
Oh, no!
Come to the pile room.
Night graphics for 7 and wrong beats for 7?
Well, I thought there was a thing in here.
is not. Wait, we can drag them all the way out here and push them. Hold up. Hard to pick
I got the money. Oops.
Well, here's hoping no one can see us.
Okay.
Oh, the safe.
I think this last guy, oh, it's a bodyguard.
I wonder if we can lure him down here from above.
Dude, what is this?
Okay.
Okay, hello fellas
Save jobs done jobs doing something need doing
Something you need doing?
Where is the final piece?
I think it's on one of these rooms.
Yes.
Last clue up ass.
Hmm, no, it was in that room.
Now we gotta go into the front.
The Nernrude's going crazy right now.
Hey, where is it?
Found it!
Banana!
Let me up!
Yep, sweet, sweet job!
Very epic.
Well, well, well.
Looks like we're going to climb from the outside.
Fridge.
I swear this guy eventually moves.
moves. Dark gun.
Yes. Thank you. Where I am. Can you get anything else?
Who are you?
I don't think I can come up with it.
Capital?
Alrighty.
I
Move
Not good.
How'd that miss?
Okay, where is he gonna go?
I got him in the air, dude.
Oh
You shot him
Fuck
Syndicate member eliminated
We're all dumb to see him
Get back to the safe house
I'll be in touch
Fuck dude
I got a skedaddle.
I've blessed the poop, Darkum.
Didn't close the door?
I don't have to, because...
It was an accident.
He drowned in his own bomb.
ever ready to fill it
is he the guy who invented skedaddling skeet and then daddling he was like damn i got a word for the
shit i did what is daddling though
important question dude impressive work you did back there i'm ready when you've
prepped the next assignment
oh no good job 47 we now know the syndicate leader's current location
Hmmmmmmmmm this might come in handy.
Dude you see what I mean we get the we get the fucking poop back down dude excellent excellent
oh wait.
Time to get silent assassin no firearms five fucking times in a row dude.
Woops.
Okay, but we can poison this guy. That's a fucking dub.
Silenced ass on Haven Island.
Dude, I can only imagine how shitty a showdown on the Miami boat is, dude.
That's a shoot literally every one angle, I think.
Chicken salad or potato salad?
I like chicken salad. I don't know why they call it chicken salad by the way. It's just
mashed up chicken. Chicken Jackie. Wait what is chicken salad? I might be thinking of something
different male and chicken yeah when I used to make chicken salad it was
male mustard light man some Frank's red hot
You've never cooked a single meal in your life?
Well you don't cook.
It can sound.
Hello big spermail.
What up, boy bay?
Raw chicken?
I'm darnma like the canned chicken.
What the fuck?
You guessed me.
salad of chicken that you have to cook.
I'll be attacked when you reach your destination.
You guys want to talk to him?
You use canned chicken? Dude, me and you, man.
Fuck the rest of these chatters.
Welcome to the Maldives.
This is it. We've tracked down the Syndicate leader.
You need to identify the target first.
But this is not good
Not to be easy
Previous actions have put them on high alert
So you need to be tactical on the other hand. We do know this they are participating in a handover
Yes, I've never had candy chicken
We know that they have red hair. They are wearing a hat
They are wearing a necklace and has a tattoo as for characteristics
We know the target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind
kind and ready to suffer from allergies I hope these tells can be you right here
at your advantage because oh man I think I saw this is so fucking dark dude
We need like a, we need a waiter outfit.
Necklace.
You guys see a tattoo?
Wait.
Glasses left.
We'll make you a prime suspect for now.
I ain't seen a tattoo, boys.
Well, he's got earrings.
That's not him.
Dude, so many red hair people.
That's you, necklace hat right here.
Whatcha doin'?
Allergic? Okay. Where do you eat, though?
Achoo! Oh! The untouched ocean air makes me sneeze.
The trolley thinks for himself.
Whatever happened to the Travago guy, the British guy?
I've seen Travago ads without him.
And I don't like that.
One optional objective.
Well, we will be able to get a headshot kills only.
He died.
Second round of veneers, good for him, looks like he's going over there to eat.
Okay, don't be weird though, it's just me in the bush.
It's so fucking dark, dude!
Okay, he definitely ate something over there.
Now he's making a meeting.
Oh yeah, we're literally about to confirm this guy.
Oh, he's waiting right there too.
That's nice.
Now shoot him. Hmm, looks at first-stage objective.
Hmm, I don't think I should do that.
It's so risky.
We got to get upstairs, I think.
Hi moon, good luck.
Thanks bro.
I think we got this.
I
Look at her hand over
It's a
That's the fellow right there boys and we've seen the coconut he feast upon.
You know, actually I think...
I think there's a... oh, this guy right here. He left.
Where are you going now?
So fucking risky doing this shit off this stupid ass fucking map dude.
Look at this shit.
He's coming back!
Well, seein' how, pussy.
Huh?
Let's come to Hate Haven.
This map is the worst map because...
Like, it's weird.
see you do crimes from further away but they don't necessarily see you from
further away before you do the crimes. That said, I've killed people out in
this water right here in what should be within range of being seen and it's just
now I never get to kill people in the water. That's what I'm here for. Double.
Thank you. You know where I am if you need anything else.
Please kind of help someone. Don't have one. Sorry.
I wonder if we can go...
Hey.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute... what?
Go like lay down?
Do some lounging?
safe house I'll contact you later sayonara pool so dark
he'll spree later so
well done boys this will make anyone think twice before turning on the six
You're riffing to your real poop?
Your real poop?
I-I think I-I mean, S.A.S.O. is the hardest, but no firearms is, like, weird, dude.
I think I can-I think I can do Silent Assassin on literally any map.
And maybe even Silent Assassin no firearms.
Well done, 47. The syndicate has been eliminated.
However, I haven't tell that there are more
Finish the job. Let's fire them all down and you will be well rewarded. Get back to me when you're ready
sedative
I would like a way we don't yeah, we know we need a New York for the money dude
Oh the shmoney
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Sure.
Haha!
Where do we want to show down?
Dubai or Whittleton Creek?
Unemployed Chatterbanks for 7?
I don't know.
Some chatter said I'm at work right now.
Wear a turtle neck for a mission.
I think our Yoda neck interrupts the...
When will I be winning?
Um, hopefully today. I think we should do Whittle Too Creek.
Yeah.
Melee weapon kill. I mean, there's plenty of knives on this map, I think.
I don't like how you thought that map was in Europe. Which one?
Wait, which map?
That one.
Thanks, fat idiot, to the doubter.
Thank you.
He represents all doubters, by the way.
What's your leader?
What say you to this?
Wheeewww, wheeewww, wheeewww.
That is giga rich.
How many points you got fat in here too?
200. That's not bad to get to. He says 100 million. You're a liar, dude. This guy's
Freakin' fibbing!
Random shot, extra-sill.
Give 1.4 mil.
If I do identify as doubter or believe.
You rarely vote. Okay, because he didn't say believer, and he didn't say doubter. I
can only believe that he is a doubter. He does not wish to make me sad. That's one
But this is not going to be easy.
It's one of those stupid fucking cops we're gonna have.
Three of these actions have put them on high alert.
So you need to be tactical.
I don't know what to do, 47.
Well, well, well.
Well, we're gonna get a knife.
Now that's a fucking knife.
It's so quiet, I wonder how they made the silence so quiet, Titanium.
Well, we got a fella in here.
and walking on the street?
I'm in the bush now.
They'll never know.
What the fuck are you doing?
Go away bitch.
I'm always so sus about leaving people in this bush.
I don't trust this fucking mushroom, guys.
Allow me to be...
PbH for one moment.
I have nothing to throw at this kid.
Thud.
Thanks for keeping it TBH. Yeah, you know me
I think this guy idles near the...
Oh, hey man.
What if you came downstairs, though?
My bust!
No matter though, because you dead. Ah hell.
This was an SA&F though.
Lose.
But they got some melee weapon?
What the hell?
My hands.
Lethal weapons.
Oh, gotta go.
Why do I have the code to this?
I gotta steal her medicine, dude.
Hey, you.
Do you need anything?
Gun?
You do.
Huh?
Why do you say I like that?
Ooh, Epic Pistol!
Sure.
Good choice.
You know where I am if you need more.
This guy sounds evil as fuck, dude.
Yeah.
You want some guns?
He sold you a gun?
Yeah, well Walmart does that, are they evil, do you?
Checkmate.
Can you happen to look at the extra seven?
He just got checkmated, by the way.
Now, I think if we medic this guy, he literally...
Oh, never mind. This guy's an easy kill.
I think if we medic people around here, they go vomit in, like, the stupid fucking stream.
You can't drown them in their own puke that way.
It's cringey.
Get off of the phone, you're on the job.
What happened?
Man, I just heard a weird noise. I'm moving in to investigate.
Hmm, we might be able to poison kill this guy, actually.
Oh, sir. Hello?
Okay, bro.
Uh-huh.
Come on.
I just heard something.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go check it out.
pulls out the Johnson and Johnson.
Okay, we still have the coin.
Up!
Gouders are so fucking stupid. Hey, we're not done yet big man.
Why don't you cool your jets there buddy? Cool your jets pal, okay? Calm down there buster.
It ain't over yet, man.
Where the fuck are you going, chief?
He's going upstairs!
That makes me fucking mad
Wait what
Burn I
I don't think I should shut off the uh...
What's up there talking to someone, man?
Alright, we're shutting this bitch off.
Urm...
I'm gonna go get him.
Hehehe.
Don't forget me.
Alright, where the fuck?
Hey!
Okay.
Oh, he's getting up, he's getting up.
Hang on.
Why is he like lurking?
Why is he, like, lurched?
He's like, hi, dude. This guy's shmunkin' weed.
Yes! Investigate it.
Hmm, too risky, too risky.
Oh wait.
Wish I had some to throw at this guy.
Hmm.
Where'd he go? Is he just standing guard now?
This son of a bitch.
Wait, how do we get in here?
Through the garage.
Hold up.
So, don't ask my grocery store and that was the most base thing I've done in a while.
I don't need them fucking doughnuts, but you do.
What is this Cho doing, bro?
Is there even a toilet the others?
He's going down stairs, dude!
Yeah!
Cool!
Oh
I don't think this is good at all.
Hey, move it.
Whaaaaat are you doing?
I've been betrayed by this window before.
What do we do?
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
That's a ski-daddle!
I'm gonna get him.
Got a ski dattle.
brr brr brr brr brr
Into the sewers I go!
Vansuul and Patsy, Perchips, and Cap-Cav and Eppelwookie, there's a bunch of them, there's a bunch of them
There's LRX and MC Korra and the real preenessry
Good to know that our hands count as a lethal weapon.
I just saw a perfect run bonus 2.5k.
They never forgot why those guys were in the New York Sewers by the way.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Okay.
We can do a Hawks Bay showdown.
We have two dark guns.
I think we try to do Silent Assassin Hawks Bay.
At least what we do.
At least what we do.
I would prefer save Dubai for Scylla Assassin or for the showdown just because it's so big.
Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.
Dude, picked up so many guns.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
We actually need this.
Most of the time I need...
I've noticed that like...
Two syringes is normally enough.
Gamble?
Yeah, we're at Gamble money right now for sure.
Best map in terms of design.
I think Dubai is really good.
It's kind of easy, but...
Sapiens is really good.
They're all really good.
Nah, they're not all really good.
them early. I don't have anything to throw.
The train map is asphabetic as it's already driven. Isn't the train map like the literally
Literally the last... No, you like capture her some share, right?
It's the last mission.
Travel to Hawks Bay.
Mmm, are we gonna need a gun? Maybe.
Bro, I got so many poisons, dawg.
Alright, so I'm an assassin Hawks Bay.
All voyages 47.
Gasper stories of Matthew Gazzily for sure.
Welcome to Hawks Bay.
Mr. Kyrgyz is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful 47.
And most of all, good luck.
Okay, that guy's in the garage. Wait, no, no, no, wait. Nope, he's in the garage. That's
It's really nice.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Stand back, please. I will investigate.
Don't worry, Mr. I ain't going nowhere.
Come on, we're clear.
Clear.
Area is secured.
Over.
Nice.
I kind of want to trank him, but it'll make him freak out.
So this guy passed back and forth between the garage and here.
Hmm.
This motherfucker.
What the fuck are you doing?
one
This one's gonna be a little silly.
Front to game.
You should sedate him.
Oh, yeah, we should
We're not gonna be able to hide them
Hmm.
Wait, do I even have a...
Nope.
Whoops!
Time to shit yourself, time to shit yourself, time to shit yourself, time to shit yourself!
Where will he go?
Looks like he might be heading to the bathroom.
Which could pose a problem for us.
The fucking guy in here bro.
Uh, you, uh, you need help?
Well done for your sake. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate. Return to the
Save house, collect yourself, I'll be in touch.
Fucking Alamance.
Farbren, I'm just taking a bit of a break.
What are you about to find the body?
We drowned him, so it's okay.
Must have been bullied back in high school.
What the fuck did he say there?
All right, I'll get back to you.
We might have been able to hide that guy, actually.
Oh, they're going into the lockdown.
We should have hit that guy.
I fucked up.
Oh my god, wait.
Wait.
oh my god wait wait we can we can shoot the surveillance or order from the roof
Where is he?
Maybe we have to blow it open.
You can shoot it open?
Faced.
I was about to blow that shit up.
We can't shoot it with him right there.
What a flug is it?
Right there.
Okay, it's gonna be kind of weird getting back down though.
This regard.
He has a hollow, makes for something.
What do you think's in a medic gas anyway?
Mountain Dew.
This makes you vomit.
It doesn't make your penis tiny.
It's a frog's fart. This is Ambrose Island lore. Really?
Hey there. What's up Special Forces?
If you need more you know where to find me.
I always forget where to get the key for that car, by the way.
Take on cheesy Michael. I prefer Michael George
Garage I don't think so
Michael Jorkin
Let me get a big big dude
Dude, why Pineapple?
Silence Pistol? Epic!
I don't like Pineapple.
Geralt, thanks for seven.
It's good with other fruit.
You don't like RuneScape?
Punches you in the throat immediately collapsing it.
out the antidote. If you want this, I'm gonna need you to clear barrows fifty times. You
fucking promise. You fucking prodice! The antidote? Yeah, the antidote's actually just
It's a new throat, by the way.
Hmm.
Where should I carry my crowbar?
Should I need stormpeach or something?
Wait, was that guy mad that I thought Berlin was in Europe?
Which I didn't, by the way.
I didn't even insinuate that.
It is?
No, it's in Germany, dude.
Money market, thanks for the...
and connecticut? Oh.
Ha ha ha ha, you got us, lowmouth.
Guys, I don't think that chatter was laughing nearly as hard as he was typing and implying that way.
There were several ha ha's.
More than... more than is ordinary.
Golden Krugermeister.
Perfect for uh...
Join me.
Don't we have a gold suit?
It looks so stupid, but it matches our jacket.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Jamsics for 7000 Warhammer 40k
It's a ain't
Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down
However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful. Be careful 47
You all mind if I skip the line?
You should have been a bit jazzy.
That's a courier.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't think you're supposed to be here, mister. This is a private area. I'm sorry
I'm sorry your trespassing
Now you follow me we clear yeah
Sir you're free to move on now. Thank you. Thank you
Yep.
Oh, this is the worst place to get lost.
Fine.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, man
Oh, yeah, I can't be back here important it's a pissing
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Hey!
Oh, hey buddy!
Wheeee!
Hey yo, you think it's broken or something, hey, yo!
Drinking next to him?
I hear ya, mon.
out of the ordinary here. Whatever. Very Brooklyn coded. We might have a possible
disturbance. I'm moving to investigate. We'll keep you posted. Anyone there? No.
I'm club security now.
Me.
Making them for a terrible game will be oh fuck I believe the camera is right up here
We're gonna get this guy with the L poison though, what you fucking looking at bitch
Excellent one, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Oh, he's growing weed. That's cool. Weed is cool.
Wait, I gotta hide that.
Aw, man.
What?
Wait, this guy's coming.
Oh, it's the greased up guy that dances outside.
Hi. I'm sorry. Actually, hold on. Let's take you to your final resting place, shall we?
I got a lot of action boys.
There it is.
Why don't you shut the hell up, big?
why don't you shut the hell up
You ever watch the Dracula flowbids?
Naturally natural.
like butter chicken next to a sieve?
impressive work 47
let me know if you're looking for your next assignment
Yippee!
hold on
I don't have any epic assault rifle fellas
well done 47, we now know the current whereabouts of the syndicator
Wait, where are they? Oh, Dubai.
Ha ha ha.
Lol.
LOL.
I've provided you with new intel.
Don't want that. Wait, I need that.
You think you can play this if every procedural objective was a silent assassin option?
If it was a regular silent assassin, I think so.
I think I could.
A rare twitch name?
Thanks for getting gifin'
What the fuck?
We're the Mushroom Man.
you get this I'll never doubt again but you're doubting right now. You fucking bastard!
Account made 2007. A long fucking time ago.
I can't carry all this shit.
You medic a foodie's food will they stop eating or find another place to eat?
If you medic their food?
I don't think it changes anything.
I think they'll eat it and then you know get sick and they go vomit and then you don't kill them
They'll probably just keep eating from the same place
Anything after 2012 is new Jeff
Ornate then huh?
Oh
I wanted to make a medic vial.
Wait, we have a medic hill.
We're good.
Nice.
Thanks, grandma, for Wittleton Creek that we smashed over the head with a bust.
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
Gee, I sure hope I have my pistol.
Pale Steiner and Zenzutix for 7.
Very nostalgic.
Dirty over the for 7.
Ah.
Welcome to the sector, Dubai.
We did it.
We have managed to locate the leader.
However, their identity is unknown, so to assist you, I have some intel that might help you.
But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy.
To help you, we have the following information. They are attending a secret meeting.
We also know that they have no hair. They are wearing glasses, they are wearing a necklace, and earrings.
further intel that informs us that the target suffers from dehydration and they see themselves
as a food. That's all I have for you at present. Be careful for seven.
FAMFRA FAMFRA FAMFRA
Sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup
I thought I had the key but I don't have the key
I've got the shill now and so I'm gonna unlock the door
Now I'm gonna loot this place.
Fuck you goodbye.
Oh that's nice.
I already knew where a medic was anyway.
I guess they have a lot to be on the openness mechanic.
They're gonna be like, hey, wait a minute.
You can't be at the party.
They're covered in grease.
I
And over all right, I'm gonna become waiter
Whoa
of
death
of
death
of
Apologies, what do I have here?
How are you?
I was just looking up at that thing.
The board's getting itch.
It's all fine.
Hurry.
Get the head.
Not bald.
Where the baldie's at?
Fuck.
Oh, he's all right in the house.
I'll be right back.
Enjoying the view, sir?
I guess.
Excuse me, do you know where they are?
I'll leave a tip next time.
Okay.
Good!
I miss my shot.
Oh, no way, man.
This one is dead.
Whoa! Hey!
Come on in!
Retroop and hit bar!
Once you're down!
I see him!
Dude, they keep going!
No bueno!
We have a lot of bodies of drag, boys.
What the hell?
The man behind the eyes.
He counts as a witness, huh?
Crazy.
Goodbye.
And before Suspect walks through...
He did win this? Yeah, but you can give him CTE.
The CTE didn't work this time, fellas.
Didn't take the guard disguise?
That's because we need this one.
Only three more bodies to go.
I think that person's calling a meeting.
I got a feeling it's that person down there, but it looks like they have hair.
That pisses me off.
Justin, tugboat, thanks for subbing.
And Ryzen, you after, thanks for subbing.
Is that really extra subbing?
I have to use the optical zoom on camera to check for plugs.
Look!
Alright!
Very good!
Let's get to work, shall we?
I like it never happened, fellas.
Of course.
Bald?
Glasses?
I don't care, I just don't want to lose, so.
I mean, if she got everything, I mean, we could probably kill that guy, actually.
I
Smoking
Disregard my tea was looted
They watch state of play I know
come on fella there we go
dude how do I kill those guys
truss pass and lure him up
We might have a situation in the sleeping area.
I'm sorry, you're going to have to leave.
No, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Dude, chat.
Just don't shoot the gun.
Witness.
Damn.
All right.
Excuse me, do you mind?
Sorry, I'm just a fucking loser disregard.
I think we need to become penthouse staff.
Now that door open.
Got a common in-champ from each GN, who says,
Kind of something from 1.2.1.
40,000,000,000,000,000,000.
This guy had a stroke dude.
Aw, maybe his kid's playing the keyboard though.
Looks like it's going in order.
Aw, cleaning his keyboard.
It was his kitty.
Meow. Meow.
Me, ow!
You were testing a keyboard, you bought it, goodwill.
Now what kind of keyboard is that?
I
Yeah, right to the temple this guy actually has brain damage now
Logitech G105
Hold on
I think my fastest typing speed was on a Logitech keyboard.
You've already said that.
You've already said that.
I copied what you said, even though you had already said that.
Think about that.
You're gonna play Brazilian drug dealer 4 when it comes out?
Is it not already out?
It's already out, dude.
This guy's not even a real Brazilian drug dealer fan.
No, wait up, wait up!
Not a little cat though.
Shit.
I mean, we can just kill these guys.
to the back, you know?
It's gonna be...
I gotta get a good look at these guys.
There'll be people in this side room right here.
It's hard to tell who the witness is.
Hearings...
I can't tell if he has a necklace.
Oh, he's playing again.
Ooh, G&T time!
Shouldn't it be Tommy?
Is that like a hint?
I think he's going to go have a...
Oh, he's going to a moon.
Ooh, G&T time!
I mean, that's a secret meeting.
Why is it walking so fast?
Slow down, buddy.
I'm part of the entourage.
I'm in the syndicate now.
Which way are you dropping it?
Hmm...
Fine!
I think I'm not allowed to be out of the penthouse in the south though.
Nice Shrek mask.
I mean, it's clearly Yoda's work.
At least you make taps.
Shut up.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'm like, this is the end of the table, I think.
I think I'm going to have to do this.
I
Yeah
Yoy
of
That's a lookout!
They're all eating over there.
I heard someone wanted to check.
Nice rickety.
Hmm.
I swear he was using the leftmost one.
But we can guarantee his poison here.
Now it's gonna take a little bit.
I meant, I dart him?
Way true.
Dude, he's already healing again?
I think we can hit him.
Which bathroom you had to buddy?
Do not go downstairs, bitch.
Nope.
Note to self.
Shoot this guy.
We must shoot this guy.
Shoot him with your epic pistola.
Shoot him with your epic pistola.
Shoot him with your epic pistola.
Shoot him with your epic pistola.
Okay.
Congratulations, 47.
The leader is eliminated, sending a clear message.
Return to the safe house, collect yourself, I'll be in touch.
One last thing, for the believers.
Was the guy in the blue... I think it was the courier.
Yeah, I think that's him right there no it's a guy in a blue suit and he stops like right
There
I'll see her
Huh?
You heard it?
I might be out.
I actually picked up the egg.
We only have one more witness though and I think it's her.
Come on outside!
Hello!
Is anyone here? Don't be scared. I'm not gonna hurt you.
Man, man, man, man, man, man.
What the fuck is that courier, dude?
You though.
Well, meow meow.
Is that him?
No.
Maybe him really clear.
Always shuckin' fuckin' same, aye?
I got this so bad.
The surroundings give you some up.
That's not a blue suit.
It also was never a blue suit.
It was never a blue suit at all.
See it!
Rainstorm makes for summit.
And so, for no witnesses, it's kinda hard to see, like, who witnessed you.
Well done, 47. This will make anyone think twice before turning into a life of crime.
Khalifo, thanks for something.
Oh, I gotta piss so bad.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, dude.
We gotta keep playing it.
Thank you for work.
Thank you, Guard.
We gotta keep playing it careful, slow, thoughtful.
Well done 47. The syndicate has been eliminated. I have intel that there are more connected
Finish the job take them all down and you will be well rewarded. That's a cool
Espionage is really good for us because
we have the dark gun I don't get why do not pass a by as an espionage you would
think like I mean I guess it would be like the best choice then that boy
What about Big Pharma?
No New York dance game?
Alright!
Hmm
Hmm
Italy
Mama Mia
Like I'm forgetting something
Get a global twitchy mouth. What would you like it to be? Just a picture of my scalp.
Well, I would like the hair up front so they can see how jacked up it is.
Um, we are probably do not need another syringe.
Please don't, please go pasting.
If you don't, you'll get kidney stones.
Is that how people get kidney stones?
I always assume it's because they drink an unhealthy amount of soda.
I've never had a kidney stone I used to get tonsil stones all the time
This special is gross.
Holy.
You still there?
I think it was from Smoke and Weed.
I curse you, next week you will piss in the glass.
Shoveling crunchy snacks causes tonsil stens.
It wasn't from weed.
Plus, I think it was from weed.
I can't confirm.
Give a hemorrhoid does that count.
Man, everyone's got hemorrhoids, dude.
Am I right, fellows?
Hemorrhoid gang, dude.
Gang gang.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Everyone got that shit.
I bet at least one person in chat has had their intestines roll out.
Campbell.
Yippee!
uh we are not needing to throw but we can find something i need to like i got a p
uh course i already in games and alpha monkey they should sub it maybe i got a p derby
the
That's a good picture.
7600, thanks for subbing Eureka, thanks for subbing the Valker and Haley, thanks for subbing
I've got some water, guys. See you, Hydra.
A generic acid beats a lot of things up it.
You're slow pooped, Xyphe.
Welcome to Sapienza.
We're in the fucking-
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down, and do it.
We're in the fucking-
We're in the fucking-
We're in the fucking-
We're in the fucking-
We're in the fucking-
We're in the fucking-
Syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best
But this is not going to be easy
Previous actions have put them on high alert. So you need to be tactical
Don't disappoint 47
Okay, I'm afraid to get up
I'm worried about this too.
move please
please
of
He's doing something else.
It's not trespassing out that door.
Alright, we'll keep that.
We'll keep that.
I'm pretty sure it still is.
It isn't.
Remember dear, I'm scared
Oh my god, there's a guy walking in the room we gave her up
I'm secure
And you still have this chest down.
So, now I have you to feel guilty about it.
Right?
We build a weapon that will kill.
That's it.
And all we feel is intellectual curiosity.
And then human psychology will laugh.
does not just ask me if I am still committed.
Like we're on a crusade.
We say this virus will end all over the truth, Miss.
We have no idea.
And we don't care.
We're just monkeys poking me in the middle of the stick, and what of it?
There is nothing as potent as an idea whose time has come.
Wrap it up.
No.
Wrap it up.
I don't have second thoughts.
I'm still being here, I wonder.
Drop that shut up.
Hey, God is mad.
Give me a hand, South Boyer.
Okay, now leave.
I'm okay.
I'm...I'm really sorry.
Now I gotta wait some more.
to do the deed. What is that guy talking about? You're a hypothermia now, dude.
I
God bless
Good day for business another one of church today one of the lap coats. Jeez thought that
a fuck who that guy he looks like he's sleeping
of
the
the
the
of
I started door open
of
There he has nothing to throw?
Oh my...
I think we have to shrink this guy too. I don't think I can hit him.
Let's try shooting the floor.
Oh
I'm in
19, 192 by 144, if so. What a resolution, what a player.
You can bother with it though, it'll be cool.
Alright, kid, you can come out, I heard it.
Your bathroom, sire.
I don't know though.
I was finding out what this motherfucker is.
Bam-bam-bam-bam!
Is he gonna smoke?
We unfortunately cannot use a propane tank here because it will blow up other people.
I need a good spot to dart this guy from.
Counterpoint, no it will not.
Hmm. Maybe he's right.
Counterpoint. No. Oh, okay.
What if we hit him with the long shot though?
dude if we don't if we don't land this it's fucked up though
I don't believe I don't believe
what's the plan here boys we could propane tank him right there I think oh
Oh shit, we get them from up here.
I can't tell if this has glass, I don't think so, I don't think we can hit him from there
anyway. Why does 47 rune like that? Do that guy type any old caps? He's role-playing.
He's lorping.
Hmm. I kind of don't remember where the propane is. I think there might be one down here.
Haha, no.
Haha!
It's so risky to do anything from down here because so many people walk in out of this
bitch.
Oh, God.
I think we can lure them down here, though.
I
Boyd
Better go check that out. It's not taking any chances. Can't you learn this talk tower? Oh my god, you're right. We open the door
swag
Now we just got a week
There it is.
Daps that chatter up.
Boo!
Hey dog, thanks for subbing and wicked artist and drowsy, thanks for subbing and weep,
thanks for subbing.
You think Alpers are cool?
Yeah, me too, man.
Me too.
That guy's fucking sweet.
He's jacked.
Do they pick up multiple coins in a row if they see them?
Come along buddy.
I
Not you not you
I think you know who I am. It's over for you.
Into the freezer you go!
Hmm... nah.
Nah, I was gonna get that a lot earlier.
Burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp!
Man, I can take this car.
Why not get the save?
Shut up, man.
Thanks for seven
Angry gamer thanks for seven by the epic dude, there's always next round man. There's always an extra dude
Wait for it perfect run bonus
Please do the fail with Dave joke. I've been waiting all week. Oh, we already did that this true. I'm sorry
I like it. Let me know if you're ready for your next assignment. Sorry
This is definitely the boat maybe not
Sniper!
Uh...
We gotta hear late please do it again.
Dude we lost our Aave Maria save. We're gonna use the legendary first.
although we could do the melee kill yeah I don't want to carry me briefcase
I was very not epic you can use legendary for this. Jan Bia.
Now Gamba and lose 15,000. Yeah, but what if we win, though, guys?
This wait zone thinks we're still going in.
At least it's not losing 14,000.
I need my crowbar on the map, although there are crowbars, actually.
me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me um me
whoa if only i could carry like one more dude
There's a new banner under your video that goes just for you. Get 35% off of 5 plus gift subs.
And I have a question. What do I get out of this deal? Nothing. I didn't even know that show was
There, bro.
Lunge box and rigspithing or something.
Ooh, just for you. I was very thoughtful of Twitch. Wow.
Mario Maker win. Soon, good.
Oh, uh, uh, uh.
Twitch is gangstalking that chatter.
What the hell?
After finale 100?
Dude, you saw how close we got.
Okay.
We were literally one distraction away from winning.
And then we chose the wrong path.
Let go Mago's, you're still...
Surely we don't end up on S.A.S.O. New York again, guys.
Alright.
If you do them, you know there's a great pipe you can climb now?
Sure, that pipe is awesome.
Alright.
Exellium Big Stripping 5 subs.
Appreciate it.
journey I was watching the clogger level video the other day holy fuck yep you can
only get clogged once though I think we tried the clogger on switch to to see for
the performance that improved and it did not welcome to Santa Fortuna
Columbia syndicate members are currently in the area find them and take them
down however they're on high alert so you need to be careful good luck 47 I'm
gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you
so I so fast okay
yeah baby baby baby baby do be on would you fancy fancy yourself some Jan
And Bia, my lord?
Okay, bro.
What the fuck? How he works here?
Well, someone's getting their third slice.
It was him!
He got his throat sliced.
Sorry, sorry.
Please don't shoot me. Thank you.
Well, let's go get the giga disguise that that chatter was like this guy doesn't even
know where this disguise is and then we found it.
He was like what?
Uh, lockpick?
W?
Epic assault rifle.
Need that.
uh lockpick w epic is alright we'll need that
do these guys are they guards or gossips dude
good because both of those things start with a G, the letter G, also the same number of letters
classic
I've never used this gun, it looks cool.
It's got the red dot, dude.
I didn't get it until you explained it, thank you.
You're welcome.
I've learned that most comedy is most effective when everyone gets the joke.
So even if I have to explain it three times...
I'll keep doing it.
Until every person in Twitch chat is like,
Awww...
How the fuck is this trespassing?
I'm gonna make you shit yourself.
Hi-ya!
I feel like they'll see me about doing it.
Oh
I got a skedaddle!
Change my disguise. No, I don't think so.
Music kind of sounds like a Mario Party song. Like a Mario RPG song.
What's up guys? What up, fellas? Security!
Yes, come over here.
I can't really risk a shootout in this place.
I'm sure they would hear him yell.
I thought for sure they would hear him yell.
I was ready dude.
Lots of guys at the cocaine field.
Cocaine, the river, the river, the river.
You imagine if this game had like, trip wires and shit,
but like, ones that you could trip.
and we'll be so cringe dude
there's no way we're finding a red box for 34 times
the pilot's head is dropping me and the tanker doesn't get it
and I think he's going to take the project in my team
or what, that's gonna see my ass
the dienome of battle is headed to the west
the box is gone, shit
it doesn't matter to my camera, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
Disappearance?
I can't wait to take the helichopter.
Guys
Ribbit
All right, we got some fellas
I got nothing to throw
the
way to fucking knows that
over here
the
the
way
Just trouble coming our way!
Oh, fuck.
What's that going on?
Okay, I think I'll search.
Keep your head down!
Get out of here!
Right!
Oh, they're moving!
Hell no.
Oh my god, thank you!
Have a seat.
Take them to Yaikar's Island because that's a maximum level security cringe.
Dude.
I'm surprised I don't see the improvised explosive when they're like, hmm, I should tell a guard
about this.
The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done.
Occupy rate and prepare for your next assignment.
Wee, oh man.
Oh shit.
We do not want to show down Berlin.
Okay, but if this is the boat, we also do not want to show down there.
We got to try.
Jan, be ya.
I don't need this anymore.
It's two targets.
Not this one.
If it's the boat, we might be okay.
You can get the golden suit if you just start the great mission, you even need to finish
it.
Real
It's probably the boat fellas, it's probably the boat
Oh, no.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I'm scared.
Hmm.
We'll just go.
I can't even use this poison that I just made.
How many targets?
Two.
Let's get him.
What if we did that shit again?
safe journey.
The extra careful of freelance if you get wounded there will be great consequences.
What the fuck does that mean?
Welcome to Miami.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know
what to do.
But this is not going to be easy.
sections put them on high alert so you need to be tactical Godspeed 47 we're
gonna be late over here so we gotta be careful
I forget where he goes, he comes all the way up.
listen to the song dude
Okay.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
God damn it, man.
Why does all this do that, man? Why can't it just be like, you shouldn't do that, dude?
Fuck.
We're bringing it back to T at this point.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you've run out of luck.
Little bit of honesty for something.
Fuck!
Back to your drawing board, 47.
We'll get from being lazy for you to rebuy an only four S.I.S.M.
True.
True.
True.
We're gonna be lazy for it are you buying only for SISL?
True, true, true, true, true.
We should change it back to T and then manually change it.
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicate's got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
I knew you guys to scream at me not to change costumes.
Hell man son of bitch
Son of bitch
You weren't changing the don't change disguise monster so I saw it coming dude. You're not wrong. I
Need to do that
I even took my hand off of my mouse to swap classes
Oh, yeah, yeah
I've actually lost so many times to him though.
I've actually lost so many times to him though.
God man, uh...
Unbind the key?
Dude, yes.
S.I.S.O. equals unbind kid.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Mermi mermi mermi.
One would think this one who has the jacket would know how to play the game, dude!
I don't even know where I got this jacket!
I might have stolen it.
nation a shoutouts believer in Asia guys y'all just see that shit bro y'all see that shit just now
get a load of this guy your ass is grass and I've got the lawnmower
What's the jacket? Cool jacket!
Holy tub!
Yeah, that's boomer core right there.
Where'd the umbrella go?
Ass.
Ass.
Um...
Hello, Nomus.
This guy, Nomus, in chat said I'm wishing Moon in chat a good evening with just anyone.
Well...
This man is dangerous.
He knows how to work.
Thanks, bro.
You too
Home Invasion
You'd like to counter his wish this isn't you go dude, this isn't magic the gathering
Yeah, you don't get a you don't get to play counter spell buddy
It's going to be a little tricky.
Oh
I still have you before.
I don't care.
Seriously! I just about had it with you!
Get that tissue first. I'll be in touch.
I don't want it.
Fine.
I'm out here.
That was bad.
Oh ho ho ho.
What a noob!
Big noob moment, we should have just waited.
Wheeeeeeewwww.
Was there any plane to begin with?
So normally, I think if you wait like one cycle you can get that guy, but I wanted to
do it in one, so I threw the coin to extend the amount of time he was gonna be over there
so I could choke him out and throw him over the edge.
That was the plan. But he saw me, which was surprising to me, actually.
Excuse me.
Can I have the sign that you did it?
When I run back to where he climbed up, you might have been able to save instead of just
staying there waiting to be caught.
Uh, cause he was going to talk to the other guards, I think that makes me lose.
Pretty sure.
Pretty sure.
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Shut up!
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
Mumbai. No witnesses. I don't think I've ever done something like that in Mumbai. Crowbar
of hell.
Have my gun on me.
LOL!
Is Death Stranding even good?
good chatter who keeps asking me to play it
what's it about bro
is it a stork allegory
it's not for you
okay follow up question who's it for them
Autistic people, in parenthesis to me, says that chatter.
They should invent the autism 2 to describe what you have.
I think I'm just stupid.
either a piss or a ghost. Word? Opa Amphic Style. I thought I called the extra
of it. You are the smartest streamer to be fair. Yeah. Yeah. You know, when the one drawing
of the guy who's like yeah and he's like smiling a little bit you don't talk about
this one no it's like it's like the black and white drawing it's almost like uh
he's almost like a stick figure he goes yeah
welcome to Mumbai syndicate members are currently in the area
Yeah.
What's going on, little guy?
Dude, you're nuts.
That's not the flex you think it is, like you.
oh hey no one of them port
oh boy
yeah I lost I lost
get back to the safe house I'll be in touch
No way, man.
I can't even punch that lady in the face, she'll shoot me down.
a dog. There's a bunch of this guy though. Yay! You're gonna watch Summer Game Fest tomorrow.
No.
I'll play a forced Mario, gotta play Burnout, revenge it till that one shatter.
Get past it, Burnout revenge on the PS2.
That was a bold attempt for his own, unfortunately, so he managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so
lucky next time.
I'm gonna get some fucking coffee, dude.
Is that chill?
Yes, we know.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, what time is the sponsored stream?
Tomorrow.
tomorrow tomorrow
Why you drink coffee so late?
What better time
It's called a nightcap chatter. You'll get it when you're older. I don't call it a nightcap
have. I'm not 80.
I'm just sleeping. I can really fuck with the hours you drink coffee, dude.
Caffeine doesn't work for me like that. I honestly,
I primarily drink it for the taste and I'm not lying, dude.
I'm not trying to flex, I'm like, oh yeah, I'm like immune to caffeine, it's not like
that.
I will say like, a soda gets me more amped up than like coffee does.
I will quickly BRB.
I
of
Hello.
Sound like the fancy star online music.
It wasn't.
Okay.
Not to be rude about it, dude.
The fuck?
Sure.
Wait.
of
Okay.
I cannot do the first objective and I probably can't do blind target just so you guys are aware.
Just be informed, be informed.
First one, you can use extinguishers?
Bro!
You want me to find three fire extinguishers in this map?
Welcome to Ambrose Island.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
However, this is no walk in the park, they are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful for what he says.
I got his money that I want.
Yeah
See you
Um, you guys, the terrain's a little weird here.
But how do you get down there I can't blow this door open I've only got one bomb
Oh
Dude, where's the fucking cave entrance?
Over here, over here, over here.
Where the fuck is it?
Come like that, man.
Or do we need something a million subs?
Happy birthday, Bratalyze! Air Guitar Hero?
something
What the fuck are you?
I can hide in the bush
Fucking Scotty? Thanks for getting five subs.
This guy has a swear word username. What the hell?
Oh my god!
You think he'll see me behind this table?
Dude, what is the math this guy's taking? Holy fuck!
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
It's not really worth it.
Oh, my God, John!
What's your eyes?
Commander...
You should be meant to see that.
Come on, Lieutenant.
It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, Fortress M.
What the fuck? Where'd that guy come from?
That was a bold attempt, 47. Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Doesn't matter, because we're about to hit the hottest gamble of all time. Keep going.
Oh yeah dude.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
What is that?
Yeah, I could do that.
I can do that.
What do you want?
Chat fight?
Guys, don't fight.
It's what they want, dude.
That's what they freaking want.
But who's they?
the Illuminati.
Why don't you guys settle it on the lawn of the White House?
real man you think you can beat me one two three
Playing the game of the run's conversion mod from modplay2 right now, she's so tight.
I've seen some clips of that, it doesn't look bad.
Don't look bad.
I saw some guy kill the Lich King. Whatever the fuck his name was.
No, not Arthas.
The Night King, yeah.
I play it whaaat.
I play it whaaat.
I have a look at me now.
Fortnite season finale tomorrow are you in only if Travis Scott is there and only
to Veneto only if three people get trampled syndicate members are currently
in the area find them and take them down but they are on high alert so tread
carefully or they will slip away good luck 47 yes I found the side car smile
It works in mysterious ways, I just don't get his fascination.
It's a leader.
I need your outfit, sir.
I'm you now.
Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
Hmm.
I don't know if these guys are gonna move.
Where do I put him?
Me.
Come along come along
Surely no one will find them back here smile he says absolutely unsure if anyone comes back here
Oh, there's a closet
Are you putting me up
I don't know what to do with it.
Get down from there. Hey!
Get down from there!
I don't know if I'm allowed to be here.
Hi.
These are so good, dude.
Why is there a box here?
Oh, it can be here.
Yippee!
Waiter goaded outfit, dude?
I'm playing compo and I'm checking the down side.
Fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter, fainter.
Good.
We don't have to trade you like you do.
Now, if you want to help us, we'll do it.
Sure.
I'll just take the other one.
Why did she mount over something here?
There on the floor!
This was about...
Nothing here.
Look!
Who's throwing stuff around here?
Hmm
Oh my god, I picked my coin you son of a bitch
Well done 47.
This will surely be a blow to the sea.
Hold on.
I don't know if we can go all the way.
The safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Holy moly, dude.
They can hear you inject somebody up there in like semi-clubs.
Do you think both the Yokozuna will be fit for the next boss show?
Also, do you think that Sumo is hot?
Uhhhhhhhhh...
What's boss show? Is that like the Royal Rumble?
Excuse me.
This might be normal Miami here.
Oh, they want to bring a million different guns.
I'm about to come with an arsenal, dude.
Let's get the old striker.
And then the old Krugermeister.
And then the old Silent Snaperino.
Wait, oh yeah, there's three targets.
And then Lose It?
No, dude.
We're not gonna lose it, bro.
Speed beam? Speed beam mod, thinks we're something.
Glenn thinks we're something and says, Yippee! Yippee!
Pick up an unsilenced gun from a guard.
But I want to use the striker. I never get to use it.
Do the Hitman check Trevago before taking his trips?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Probably not.
I don't think they have Trevago in the Hitman universe.
I saw a clip of King of the Hill.
I mean, I've definitely seen the episode before, but it was-
it was Hank Hill going to a travel agency
to look for a restaurant.
To take his wife to
The guy goes to goes I got this seven-star in McNain America's hmm seven stars
Who's still
Every single episode we're Hank fishes with crack no, oh no, I have I've seen like every
episode of a king of the elf.
I swear to God.
You've had every fruit.
Oh yeah.
name the why'd you say you didn't for a second there because I could not I could
not tell you the specifics but I recall having to say we have been informed
that the syndicate is currently in operation here but you know what to do
Oh, watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy be careful 47
Who the fuck are you
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Alright, we'll probably use the loud gun.
What the fuck?
What's that?
What's that?
An assistant's over here!
Find some place safe, now!
This is the place where you're gonna be.
Nice!
Boys!
Okay, that window makes you invisible, I think.
the window makes you invisible I think. What the fuck is that?
Good day to you sir.
Good day, good day. Actually hold on.
Let's put our briefcase by the exit here.
You want to buy something?
Yeah.
Same as I got.
Thank you.
mmm-hmm
hmm
I gotta shoot her with the loud guy.
Hey brother, what's up?
What up brother man?
We should have come from the other side I think she goes into the bathroom
and
that's cool stuff
for 20
to
Where's the patrolling guy?
Oh she moved it.
Son of a bitch.
I'm not going to get it.
Shut up.
I'm not going to get it.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
and touch you later.
He's knocked out all those guys for no fucking reason.
Does the El Matador sound just as loud?
I noticed that it has a...
penetration.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment is louder.
God damn.
El Matador, one shots anywhere on the body.
Holy shit.
You've done well, 47.
We now have information on the syndicate leaders current whereabouts.
We can get all these objectives.
I think there's a sniper on the map, but we're going to bring a silo.
Oh, oh, oh!
Sa-bao!
You see what I did there?
I said Sa-bao, but...
Ha-ha!
Haha
Okay, we got a crowbar I need the bomb for sure
Is that Chinese or something it's a gorge slam
Fucking GORPSHIT!
Prioritics for 7?
As if aliens were real would you like to betray humanity for them?
Yes or no?
Yeah.
Are they hot?
No, they're not.
are you sure yes only if you get space top from okay listen they're offering you the
opportunity to snitch out humanity okay that's all they said for your survival you can snitch
chouching man they're not gonna they're not they're not promising to suck your
dick or anything like that they are just saying we won't kill you if you give a
sense of information
you probably won't probably not get your DS
can you negotiate the DS now they would probably be offended welcome to
whittleton creek good work 47 we finally tracked down the syndicate leaders
whereabouts however we do not know the exact identity of the target so you'll
have to do some recon but they are on high alert that's a bad deal
they were slip away to help you we have the following information they are
attending a covert meeting as for their identity we know that they have red hair
they are wearing a hat they are wearing glasses and has a tattoo we also know
that the target has a sweet tooth and we know that they suffer from allergies
that's all I have for you at present oh she just leaves back there good luck
come on out come on out
and
50
in an effort to try to make everything look the same
he owned the three-tenth of a land around
the creek
you're uh, you're not supposed to land around here
what, no, I uh
what does that have to do with it?
friendly peace of the fight
your boss, late to search
if the realtor doesn't show up
I want you to penetrate the house
I mean
if the president is in the town
Do we take the shot fellows she's sneezing
How to
Fucking guy there
No survivors wait we should get her with the melee weapon
Oh, that may put us in the murder zone
Achoo
Oh, geez, darling, I'm so hungry.
Have you seen those beautiful patties back there?
And Mr. Wilkins is standing behind with Bill, even though there's clearly no more gas on
here.
I know.
What's the matter with you?
Why are you looking at me?
Don't bother me.
I'm not.
She's eating a sweet treat.
It's her. I'm looking for a knife.
Why not just go inside? It's open to everyone.
Yeah, it's straight over.
Oh, it's even bigger. I don't trust it.
I don't trust it.
I don't trust it.
I don't trust it.
I don't trust it.
I don't trust it.
So I'd be like a screwdriver or something over here, right?
I think I was looking in the garage, yeah, but there's a guy out there, so...
I got a key.
This guy probably has a melee weapon.
And by this guy I mean the best plug in the game.
Basement lady.
Hey, would you look at that?
We are not picking this up after we throw by the way
That was her right my dumb just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Can you lean?
Yes.
I wish I could hear this meeting, you hella giggle.
Sneezes.
Where did why did her prime target go that's weird
You should get back to the safe house, I'll contact you later.
I'm going to re-ethics for 7.
These guys got their own fucking alarm system, dude.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.
I don't think anyone saw me.
Which is weird.
for broth
Okay
We might be able to get our screwdriver.
I'm going back in.
of
one to
up
up
Don't randomly shoot me, please, God.
Anybody copy?
No sign of any pup.
Going on.
Whee!
Oh, the safe!
We can't leave until we get the safe.
And now I'm hunting again.
Nothing at my position 4k
We need a different outfit, dude I don't want to risk it.
It's too weird.
I'm compromised.
I
Anyone else have to piss right now do you
I'm trying to stop.
You know, I think someone better is trying to help you.
I'm the garbage man.
Skiii, pa pa pa pa pa pa.
Oh my...
Fuckin' look at him, dude.
Let's just get this guy in here.
Very risky to hit someone on that window because they can see you from outside when you do
that.
We're gonna do this place is a fucking cancer
I remember remember
Pre-kiss!
Yoda!
I don't know. Oh, there. Okay. And they give up.
I spoke 517. Moving into it.
So the sewers we return.
We're going to be playing the game.
Well done, 47.
This will make anyone think tricycle training to a life of crime.
What are you thinking about?
What does that even mean?
Are we the boogeyman to criminals?
You're not careful.
A guy is going to emerge from the sewers and make you choke on your own.
I call him the Vaan monster, dude.
If you're a criminal then there's a time I might emergency the shadows and inject you with a Vexem.
Baba Yoda.
Holy fuck, dude.
Holy guacamole, that's scary.
Millicul.
Mmm, Janbia.
Mmm, yeah.
Janbia.
Hmm, Jan Bia.
Hmm, yeah.
Jan Bia!
Uh, we'll do the Hard Furnace first.
Thoughts on the Hurricanes beating New Vegas today.
New Vegas is a video game, chatter.
Is that for Summer Games Fest tomorrow? Hmm.
No. I won't be watching that. Not because I don't want to.
Oh yeah, we gotta get our shit.
But because I will be playing video games instead of watching video games.
Spoiled for me?
Aw shit dude.
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
I guess it's assumed everyone who watches sports watches it a lot.
Or me me me me me me.
We could watch you watching it.
I don't think I hate video games enough to be entertaining watching a game show.
For me it's like, ah that doesn't look bad.
Like, I might play that one.
Alright.
Seems good.
good. That's how most normal people react to it.
We are good. We got the melee weapon, we got the SMG, we got the crowbar, we got the
nail, we got the lethal poison, we got the trinket gun.
journey 47 normally have a shit take on that on what video games dude just cuz
I don't fuck with destiny doesn't mean we have been informed about the operation
here but you know what to do however this is no walk in the park they are on
high alert so you need to be careful. Be careful 57.
Dude after that chatter told me it's wider to melee attack someone from behind dude, it's
changed my game.
Got four dudes.
Holy.
What a jump, kid.
Who the fuck is this guy?
He's like, looking at his phone.
This is probably for the best.
Hey, why am I in here?
Let's assign this Astoner into a lookout singing through a wall, yeah, get on, get on, get
on, chud, get frigged, shh, moped.
Wait.
I don't know, come up here and find out.
Huh?
Okay, really? Hmm?
Did I not hit that guy, bro?
Jan, be ya.
Is there something we can drop on this guy? I think we have to come from the other door, though.
I
Don't like being a little
I come for the soon yes proceed into that alleyway
way.
Hello trooper.
Hi.
I think he's going to the left here. Please go left.
Oh man that is so like Jeff.
It's so Jeff coded.
Classic Jeff.
Hello, hi, welcome, welcome, please, what would you like?
Old Brandish's the Jan Bea?
Stop looking at me.
My intention is crying.
Disappeared.
What's all the work, 47? You've spread fear within the synchate.
Disappeared?
You know, we could just shoot the- I'm gonna shoot these guys. I'm shooting these guys.
Just piss me off.
I don't like when scab man swears.
This guy is real.
Okay, but who else is compromised?
Dude, no one cares. I'm afraid to leave them.
Oh my god!
I need some of this ammo!
Get out of here!
My intention is crime.
Well, gotta go!
I
Now go right
Oh, man.
What's up?
Chillin'?
You know what it is!
Oh, he's flipping the consulate off, dude.
Yeah, you sh-
You show him, buddy.
You show him.
Got the ass.
Private?
Wait, that's my rank? I'm only a private?
Oh!
I actually don't have a silenced gun right now!
How do we kill this guy?
Wait, he goes upstairs from the other building.
Alright, we'll worry about that in a second.
I wanted to shoot this door open.
Seems like a death wish, though.
You do the objectives, please?
I'm fucking trying!
We'll check it for the poop dart.
Hi.
You need anything?
I'm sure I've got it.
Oh, God.
Classic line.
No.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Oh, the store just unlocked, huh?
Where the fuck am I?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
My intention is crime.
Okay, we're in like a really bad spot, actually.
I lost the kill!
I see him!
Ha ha ha!
I'm here!
Use the bomb!
Yeah, yeah!
Move to new position and kill the bastard!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done 47.
Well, we can still do these objectives.
I got a scat battle!
The port's too late!
The old trusty wrench, yeah.
All right
They're like, yeah, that's gonna show us probably nothing bro. Come here
Me yes now go in the building
I've come closer. I have an evil hand thinking about this.
We sleep Dardam? As soon as he's leaving.
I guess we do it up here, huh?
My intention is sleep dart.
And now, we wait.
You guys should really go downstairs.
Wait.
I can make them.
Holy fuck.
Don't really look that suspicious.
I
Play high
What the fuck is this guy doing hey
Is everything okay?
Gigagobi thinks first of it
Someone's about to get the jam
I am.
Gotta skedaddle, baby.
safe was there a safe and see one and look though drinks my sippy cup after successful
Let me know when you're ready for your next visit.
It's not a sippy cup.
We will do by.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Maybe.
We could do Berlin. The issue with Berlin is that there's a lot of people I don't know how to like silently kill.
So, I think we will do Dubai.
Do Dubai.
Excuse me.
Chant the World Cup is coming home this time for sure.
Babos names 50 Chinese takeaway items in a row
Babos
Babos, Babos
Don't necessarily need a gun
Okay, I'll just run free in your head.
He's in the Guinness Book of World Records for naming items off of his local Chinese
restaurant.
Think about that.
No, not legend.
Not legend.
No, not him. It's not impressive.
He's probably ordered from there hundreds of times.
No, it's not neat!
I'm gonna leave our trinket in here.
I hate having to sneak up.
I mean I guess we can just like, stash our shit, actually.
Mmm.
Oh, yeah.
Pressed about Chinese take-away.
No, I'm pressed about fucking stupid Guinness Book of World Records.
Name 41 Chinese Takeaway Adams Swain, I bet it's right now.
General Sal's chicken, mongolian beef, beef and broccoli, General Sal.
That's how you pronounce it, hello?
How do you pronounce it?
it so anyone on shrimp yep I'm not really fat by the way
Hahaha.
Red. Like the blood of my enemies.
Great.
And before we get to start where we have to go through the checkpoint, we have to stash all of our illegal items because I don't want to risk going up the side because if I do then I might get caught.
Behold!
Welcome to the sec-
Bullshit!
Sendicate members are currently in the area.
Find them, and take them down.
But, they are on high alert.
So tread carefully, or they will slip away.
Be careful, 47.
She finishes smoking, man.
Truly.
Well, got three things to hide. I don't even know if I can if I'm being honest.
Oh, yeah, we could just stack some of this on her. You're so smart.
Dude, it makes you hold it after you retrieve it. That's so fucked.
Mm-mm-mm, putting all of my cool illegal stuff on the ground.
Just relax. You'll be on your way in a sec.
You mind if I step away briefly and then come back and go through the checkpoint?
Alright. Good job, sir. Thank you.
No particular reason?
Good to see you, sir. Thank you.
Time to hit him with the Dubai Special, fellas.
How are you today, Spokane?
Do not fucking speak to me.
Who the fuck is that?
Uh...
Hello there, sir.
Greetings.
Mm-hmm.
Half-campus, still in there.
And with...
Sleep now. Sleep.
Does my toilet play a song?
There goes...
Who is this?
You don't even have your bidet?
Dude shut up!
Shut the flug up!
Okay, why is the slayer not moving?
I heard someone wanted their check.
What?
Wait, can I jump to that pipe?
It seems like a long jump.
How do we get this lady to move?
Hmm.
Boop door.
Alright, we'll come back.
Boop boop boop.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop.
My T was looped, war.
Did not ask.
Why are there two guys in here?
I don't know.
Why are there two guys in here?
we can propane her dude. Dub?
Hot beverage drinkers are disgusting. Some of my favorite beverages are hot.
Why did he say that?
Don't look up.
die
He told me try to you don't drink coffee, dude
Can't trust the guy I don't drink coffee
Upsets your tummy. Shut your bitch ass up. Better get to sipping that coffee.
Let's go!
Alright, you know I gotta get feeling about this shot right before I just fall away.
I didn't have to do that, actually. That was really risky.
Sure.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You may as well get the legendary Silver Ball, Ernie.
I'll be around if you need more. You look like you're in need of some hardware.
Brought our time.
Set off detonator. Hmm. I don't think I will do that. Who the fuck is this?
How do I kill you?
Okay, so...
Yup, she goes in here.
And I think she looks at this door. She's fucking so cringe.
Oh, she mopping, bruh.
She don't do it for long, though.
How many swordages do we have, two?
How do we get this guy?
I think we have to syringe this guy.
Maybe.
But we can medic him.
We lure him in here and then medic him.
And then we can accidentally kill him.
Yes.
Yes.
It will take from IOI the next episode of the Double Seven First Sight to the
Brescia Man's Serious fans.
Seems good.
Oh, we're actually missing this guy.
Oh, hey, there's a friggin' gun there!
No!
Oh, shh!
Wait, I think there might be a suitcase.
That's fair where he's going while we wait.
Do not take two lefts.
Take one left.
He took two lefts, guys.
Ah, yai yai.
You heard that?
Hello? Is anyone there?
Hmm, kinda don't have any more guns.
My intention is crime.
What if we made a pile though? I think that's okay.
I think we have to.
Who is that? Or rather, what are you doing?
If anyone's there, identify yourself!
I know you fucking heard that bitch.
Not right now, please.
I'm gonna ask you to pick that up.
Hello? I know you're here somewhere.
Come along, buddy. To the guard closet.
I know you heard that, bro.
You think you're fucking better than me, bitch?
We're gonna wait.
You know what's fucked up?
Okay, actually, it doesn't matter if we medic him and he goes through the, uh...
Goes in here, doesn't matter.
He will probably go to the bathroom down the hall there.
Wonka minkiai in the world's fucks. Thanks for 7.
1 billion dead cops.
World is a fuck.
Leave the whistle over here.
Was it me? Smile.
I know you're there. Come out, whoever you are.
It was me. Yoda. The whole time.
shit yourself do not open that door not fucking open that door
huh oh crap
come along buddy come along
local cuisine working out for ya stinky poopie studies poopies
funny poop certified kech w moment
Yep, every time, dude.
of seaweed today, move out of here!
Well done, Fortes. This will surely be a blow to the sea quest we came up with.
Oh, we had to go to the cameras.
I gotta slow down. I gotta slow down. Slow down. Slow down, Hoss. You're not the king
of Dubai. Greetings, sir. Shut the fuck up, dude. You are beneath me. I am wearing the
a lot of costume which makes me your boss
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she's still sick yeah she's still staying in the same spot that's fucking cool
That doesn't make me angry at all.
Wait, where the hell was I?
We were up up one floor, up one floor, up one floor, up one floor.
You'll mind if I tap this nerve real quick?
Greetings, greetings ma'am.
I'm gonna be forced to play Hitman? Yeah, by the Danish? Yeah.
It's not weird. Everyone does that. Everyone does that.
Hmm.
It's so risky. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait.
This is because we're close now he should go to the right there push him
I think I can do it I think I can do it
We're not going to be able to hide the slain's body by the way.
She's getting the propane.
If you do a pile you can.
Looking good man.
Looking good.
I don't want to do a pile.
It's going to take so long.
How'd much rather just blow her up?
Where's the Earth Shattering Kaboom?
Wait here, you hear gunshots run like crazy.
We're going to wait, by the way, I'm a coward.
Blow her over the side for a hidden body.
That's not that easy.
That shit ain't breaking, bruh.
Oh yeah, we gotta get our shit out the entrance.
Well, well, well, put seem your time on the
Well, well, well, time
Well, well, well.
This appears to be one tech support problem you can't solve.
Your death.
What's your point, Fawcett?
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
Yeah, that's what I would have did.
That's exactly...
Why did she get lost?
Wahoo!
She's not saying wahoo.
You don't even know what she's saying
Sorry guys
Gotta go home
Bro!
Can you imagine if I wasn't paying attention, I walked to that exit and then got exed?
God!
She turned around and saw my ass.
I've never seen that lady there.
It's okay, we're gonna pair herself aside.
Hello.
Either you either a medic dart that lady or you do what we did with the propane tank
I don't know if there's any other way to do it.
I mean, we could probably lure her to that little side right there.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I would prefer a Dartmer showdown, so I guess we're gonna do this.
You go you go in the stash brother
You go in the stash, brodo man.
Do I still have the Giga Sniper?
I
What I'm gonna take a shit I'm holding on though
We're gonna hold on to this poison
Get off the game, go to the bathroom to get the shit.
Boom.
Boom.
Yeah, get it, boom.
Yeah, get it.
Get out.
Hey.
Back from the shit now.
Don't go, grab.
I mean, I've never seen the original video.
What game is he playing? I think that's important.
Playing Mafia 3.
Was it worth it?
The last Mafia game I played would not have been worth shitting myself.
I don't think so.
Fucking goofy ass.
Bastard, dude.
How do you call someone that?
And then like, you're like, yeah, I'm a tough guy.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Well, games are worth shitting yourself for.
Hmm.
Uh...
Why did I bring my fucking SMG if I can't use it?
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them, but they are on high alert
So tread carefully or they will slip away
What quest do I have to do to make law roots?
I must of all, good luck
I don't remember, it's been so long
Yep, one of these fellows was kind of what I was worried about having to kill this guy's easy
I can't.
Because I can't shoot them.
I can't shoot them.
I can't shoot them.
because I can't shoot them.
I don't know...
So, SNF uses the Headman 2016 Rolls.
If I'm in my original suit, it looks like it doesn't make it mean that I need to clear
the surveillance.
I don't know how to get back there.
We cannot use our dart gun.
Where's my crowbar?
Fuck, that's such an easy push kill.
I
Any cameras?
I don't think we should... maybe we...
No, we can push this thing. We can push this thing.
Okay.
What do you need?
I need to get out of here.
Okay.
I need to get out of here.
I need to get out of here.
Okay.
I need to get out of here.
what do you need I might have it after you thank you
you're no money
You gotta get a knife or something.
Oh, hey, look at that.
Excellent work, 37. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Take a left.
Hi there.
I always get confused in this little outdoor air, or not outdoor air, but like the upper
upper part of the club.
Okay, we have to be careful here.
There are other people out here, and I have been caught by them before.
Dude, it's like from Nazi Zombies, we're voting!
That guy.
You gonna turn around, big man?
I guess we just lure them.
You might see us to the fence though, I don't know how it works.
Noam Stair, thanks for guide 7.
And now watching Summer Games Fest.
Hey, what is your guys' obsession with Summer Game Fest?
Who even, who's, like, who's a vent is that?
That fat guy's not moving in the back.
The Pope?
Oh shit.
Damn to Pope?
Yes, walk down here.
Okay, or not.
What?
Huh?
Hey, there's another guy.
Why are there so many guys?
Why is this guy not having a dump?
Weird?
If anyone's there, identify yourself.
Okay.
Oh, no.
We might have a situation.
I'll check the perimeter.
Over.
I wonder if I can, like, get them over here.
Maybe.
How many things else to throw?
Hello?
Is anybody there?
Is anybody there?
Accept the game.
I've got some striking to make sure.
I'm giving you my profile.
Block man.
Who is there?
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Hearing that objective failure noise is so scary when you're doing some assassin because
the stupid fucking death cam takes up.
I can't let you interest me.
Shut up bitch.
I'm going out!
That proxy bear thinks we're sub-ins with sub-ins today son of a bitch.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board 47.
I'm not sure if this is a good idea.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing
of the bridge.
Don't give trespassing dialogue at the end, that's not why I lost.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
You think it was the cameras?
It didn't pop up though.
How is that still a thing?
That skipped the incansary really quickly.
No, man!
Brother.
That's so fucked up, dude.
It's so freakin' cranky, man.
Hailed up.
Hailed up.
Heeey.
Gonna change this binding now.
Uh...
End.
You always destroy cams regardless?
Okay, that's my bad. I should've...
I should've done that even though...
They did not indicate that I had lost.
And in fact I received the victory dialogue in music.
TARDERSHILLY ME!
Whoops!
And also, if you leave...
Sorry, I was looking at OBS.
If you leave, you're not, you're not objective failure noise is so scary, so I was sadistic as the stupid fucking death cam takes up.
I can't let you interest me.
So bitch, I'm going out!
It failed me why?
Because for some reason, Sound Assassin No Firearms has not only a different set of rules,
But also, if you get caught on camera, I was operating on the assumption that if I was
in my default outfit, and I got caught on camera, that I would not have to clear it.
I don't know why.
It's never, it never changed the text, because if we get caught on camera during Silent
Assassin, it'll change the text in the top lens.
And it'll be like, hey, you gotta go delete that video evidence, mister?
How do you not know the rules yet?
MMMMMM!
Turpentine!
Yes, I think that one will serve you quite well.
Quite well.
Smack it extra so.
MMMMMM!
Yes, in the game if you haven't won yet the game will warn you before leaving the map.
They'll say, Objectives not complete when you hover over an exit, but also when you
try to leave, it will be like, hey, you haven't won yet.
Are you sure you want to leave and then you have to select yes or no?
Guess what I did not get, right there.
Ummm, I need a gun.
I've had it warned me, but like it seems to randomly happen.
Who the freak knows, dude?
The completion screen also granted you SINF, which is the most fucked up part.
Are you talking about like the four boxes with the checkmarks?
I didn't even notice that.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down.
Harday!
They're on high alert, so you need to be careful. Be careful, 47. And most of all, good luck.
Wahoo!
Barney!
Are you going to complete the whole campaign in less than 30 minutes?
I'm not.
I'm sorry to say.
Sorry to say, buddy.
So fucking sorry, dude.
check it out what what what's it all about
I'm over here though.
Oh.
Well that's friggin' bullshit.
Stupid fuckin' son of a sash and no firearms.
Why is it like that?
It's so stupid.
It's actually so stupid.
If it's like that now, it has been like that since this little mode came out by the way,
which is crazy.
What?
They've never fixed it.
They've literally never done it.
Oh, cool.
Key not enabled green slash red guns, not in freelancing.
I'm gonna shoot you with my gun.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Fell for the old wrench in the bush trick.
Ha ha ha.
Cool.
I should have poisoned that guy.
Storm chaser leaks for 7.
This map's very easy to do, suit only.
And that's what I was saying, actually you know what, I'm not even going to waste my breath explaining myself because I'm just going to put the do the emoji where he puts his fingers in his ears or whatever.
Fuck you.
La la la la la la!
la la la la la la la la la!
So...
So...
Hey, we're run up over people on cutscenes and they can't?
You.
Yeah, wait.
Really?
Sorry.
Pretty sure this guy goes to the bathroom.
Oh, no.
How'd you hear that?
Bella's here going to the bathroom. I repeat.
No bathroom. Alert.
I have no idea what that was.
Oh, god damn it.
Okay, we're just gonna leave the propane.
I'm afraid to put it there right now because I don't know when I'd like, you know, realistically it would explode when using the lighter to light the cigarette, right?
But who knows if I get too close will blow me up right now.
I can't shit it's been four days since my last shit.
What's up, ass mold, cooler?
Sorry to hear that.
Don't mind if I do?
Stop drinking your own piss. Stop drinking your own piss. Stop drinking your own piss. Stop drinking your own piss.
Stop hitting yourself!
Where's the propane?
I can't get the safe on this variation.
I don't know how to do it safely.
Get it?
Safely?
Excellent work back there, Fortis7.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
Oh, Megalone.
Oh, thank god.
What hell have we wrought upon ourselves?
What hell have we wrought upon ourselves?
Well, at least we got... two Cyringes.
Would you rather be burned to death or drowned in your own urine in a porterpotty?
Isn't burning like one of the most painful ways to go?
Or is it drowning, actually?
Eventually like when you're burning like your nerve endings get like seared so
you can't really feel anything anymore, right?
Beats me! They're both very bad. Let's just in from Twitch chat. Death equals bad.
what? No, it's mad equals bad. Oh, when's kai snag coming back? I don't know man, but
I miss him, bro. I miss him, man.
When's the goat coming back?
Name one thing you missed about him.
I miss when, uh...
He would ask me when I'm getting out of school, so we could, like,
get synced up when he's going live.
We're dancing in the shower.
Oh, my God, my money.
We lost all of our money.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
You never want to gamble if you have more than 5k? Oh yeah?
Welcome to Bangkok. We have intel that the syndicate is active in here.
Maybe you go?
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Good luck 47.
Well that showed how we did on this map that one time.
Where do you think you're going? You're not coming through here.
Where's the fucking surveillance house? Dude, I have no fucking idea man.
So I want to get that package for ways but reception says one of our guys picked it up
an hour ago yeah yeah with that accuracy and jacky
cares guard shack in the back lucky bastard dammit I was kind of hoping the
package had gone lost I mean I know where's listening as a sucker for all
that there's gonna be another one now
That is the best local mic of the city.
The guy fixed for some of us.
An MD2 electrocuted fab chain that will save the class of us.
The model is open up the market.
Welcome, welcome.
Welcome, Ken.
You must follow his training.
What's it called?
The one thing that I know and know is that there will be a burn over again.
But I really need to follow myself.
You need to be smart when it comes to money.
Why is that guy have green arms?
What the fuck?
Is my graphics burned down?
Oh, he's the Hulk, yeah, I could see that.
Yep, that's what I would have did.
That's the technique.
Keep it steppin', fool.
There's certainly nowhere to kill her over here.
It's soy-holk.
Why?
His arms look pretty big.
It's so freaking soy about that.
Okay, man, what is our strat here, dude?
I actually have no fucking idea.
Oh, no.
So, I learned something useful from Twitch Chat, and that little room that I just looked
at.
this one eventually has people path through it okay okay I'll check it out
how do I kill her come on give me a break move
be back here
Wait, that guy has green arms, too.
Excuse me.
I'm in.
Kachorpa.
Yeah, I'm trying to cooperate. Hey!
I need a free dip, right?
At least you don't have to kill her now.
Dude, she belongs to an evil syndicate.
She runs a red wind.
Torturing people.
So...
Sir, you can't go through here.
Please.
You want a bet?
Turn around.
Go on.
Go on.
I didn't have to kill that guy.
Well, I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm gonna go take a shit.
I didn't kill her there. I don't I truly do not know like a
Mario maker tomorrow no tomorrow is a gothic that was a world attempt 47
Unfortunately, the second managed to go into I've never played no you. I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they
I won't be so lucky next time.
I better like three times I win a spot every time.