FIRST TIME Gothic 1 | !recap | difficulty = hard

MOONMOON

06-06-2026 · 7h 35m

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[00:00:00] Greetings!

[00:00:14] Do they just set foot into the colony and was already playing messenger for the fire

[00:00:30] mages?

[00:00:31] Sounded simple enough to become part of the old camp.

[00:00:37] camp. Do they got a recap?

[00:00:45] He moved Malaysia and that's exactly what we're doing.

[00:00:47] Rodding me to the exhibit.

[00:00:50] If you weren't there for the bits, I'd have taken you to the exhibit.

[00:00:52] Nabbed a bot, they'd exhibit.

[00:01:00] Watch my back, I'll watch yours.

[00:01:02] Ah, bruh, bruh.

[00:01:04] Have I played the original?

[00:01:07] There we go.

[00:01:36] We can find this guy, I guess?

[00:01:52] I don't have a probot in clenin, see if there's any.

[00:01:56] Do you have any lockpicks? I have five.

[00:02:01] We're gonna make a good impression on the lads in the outer ring.

[00:02:13] I call them lads because I'm British, by the way.

[00:02:24] Did I practice lock picking?

[00:02:27] No.

[00:02:28] Yeah, no I did not, and I will not.

[00:02:32] What the fuck is this?

[00:02:45] No.

[00:02:49] Okay.

[00:02:58] I take it they did not enjoy me killing me, but I can try to kill me, dude.

[00:03:16] Fucking bitch.

[00:03:17] But even cringes for something wishing my first drink would be at the age of 21.

[00:03:24] Get a nice bourbon on the rocks, dude. Scotch on the rocks. Triple shot.

[00:03:34] Wait.

[00:03:44] Water with ice. Horrible advice.

[00:03:49] Wait, why?

[00:03:51] Pick a lock please?

[00:03:56] Pick a lock, pick a lock!

[00:04:02] Pick a lock, dude, pick a lock!

[00:04:13] I'm not holding this weapon at two hands.

[00:04:42] Ah

[00:04:47] You good bro

[00:04:52] Hey you

[00:04:54] That was you who refused to pay blood when right what do you want? Just want to warn you

[00:04:59] You see blood waiting paid several folks to give you a hard time

[00:05:04] For example, I saw I'm talking to that guy over there. Herrick

[00:05:08] God's know who else you're warning about the one I'm stabbed oh shit well you're

[00:05:16] still standing so I guess that's a good sign anyway I'm sure he isn't the only

[00:05:22] guy blood when talked to so look out for yourself why did you warn me about

[00:05:27] blood when well one hand washes the other right you've been here long enough

[00:05:32] realize that you could even see what she thinks look right oh you shit bro I

[00:05:38] already stabbed the guy you know you anything you just don't like making

[00:05:42] friends do you fine then piss off

[00:05:48] maybe we should have maybe we should have been a little bit

[00:05:51] alright not going so good on the outer ring boys

[00:05:58] where's this stupid bitch up wait this is the guy that we beat the shit out of on

[00:06:09] the grindstone and the challenge just again that's why I had no weapon because

[00:06:14] we already robbed him after we beat the fuck out of him the first how many times

[00:06:21] I gotta tell you bastards to stop running through me hats I'm sorry man what's

[00:06:27] your problem you're the problem you and your lot all I wanted was a hut for

[00:06:33] myself yeah they warned me not to build it here but what could I do all the other

[00:06:38] spots were taken you think any of these bastards told me what would happen if I

[00:06:43] built it here anyway what happened why are you looking at it I just finished

[00:06:48] building and then on the first day I got back from the mine the house had a

[00:06:51] second fucking door those bloody arseholes I hate them I can't tell you how

[00:06:58] much I hate them everyone just walks through here like they own this place

[00:07:02] everyone what's your problem you're the problem yeah you think what are you

[00:07:09] I don't know what I'm saying!

[00:07:18] Hey, you just gonna complain about a bitch?

[00:07:27] Why don't you build a door, pussy? Just get a door.

[00:07:31] You can use your number keys for dialing. Oh, nice.

[00:07:34] We got to get more weed.

[00:07:43] Ball terrarium.

[00:07:46] I'm stuck.

[00:07:52] Okay.

[00:08:03] The only person who's quest, I mean, we can do the quest that requires us to lockpick.

[00:08:08] Okay, so where is Scatty's hood?

[00:08:13] Where is that bitch?

[00:08:14] I don't know where he sleeps.

[00:08:20] Next to the arena.

[00:08:23] This one?

[00:08:25] No.

[00:08:30] This is my house.

[00:08:31] chill. Yoink! Directly next to fingers. I can't remember where fingers was. I'm pretty sure

[00:08:51] it's... he's in one of these places. Oh yeah, right here. Why don't you leave your house

[00:08:57] I suppose he saw I could try to rob it surely the difficulty of the the chest

[00:09:06] It's not very high because it's one of the first quest right fellows

[00:09:15] I want to join the old camp

[00:09:17] Is there anything you can do to help me Diego already told you how this works, huh?

[00:09:21] sure maybe I can if you manage to impress me see that ring over there some

[00:09:27] of the best fighters from all three camps come here to fight challenge one of

[00:09:31] them and fight them depending on how that goes I might or might not put on a

[00:09:36] good word for you okay yes I leave

[00:09:42] Mu-ha-ha-ha! Mu-ha-ha-ha! Mu-ha-ha-ha!

[00:09:50] This chest looks... that's only a five.

[00:09:54] Good.

[00:10:27] Gee, I sure hope the stat doesn't come up behind me.

[00:10:36] Stab me.

[00:10:57] Oh, yeah, dude, I did it, dude.

[00:11:23] me see I'll be damned that one was my man's got skills yeah we could use a guy

[00:11:30] like you if Diego asks me I'll sing him your praises

[00:11:36] cool what can you teach me depends

[00:11:43] Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[00:11:48] But also we get

[00:11:52] I should have looked I wanted to quickly grab it up

[00:11:58] When one play is not connected it's much easier. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

[00:12:05] You fucking suck in this game. Yeah, dude. I can't believe we did that.

[00:12:15] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Oh yeah. New sword. Aw, shit.

[00:12:35] You think we're allowed to use magic in the arena, dude?

[00:12:43] I'm gonna challenge this piece of shit right here

[00:13:05] I think the personal insults aren't gonna work I think we got to go political

[00:13:17] I don't need to get a chance to kiss Donaz's ass. What? You bastard. You know nothing about me.

[00:13:25] I'm a new camper. I don't suck up to anyone. You want to know why I'm being here?

[00:13:30] So I can smack the brakes on the wise guys like you which is exactly what I'm going to do to you

[00:13:36] Let's get this over with what?

[00:13:40] Just a whole lot of meaningless

[00:13:43] He's gonna be so pissed when I pull out my fucking my fire rune and amelite this motherfucker

[00:13:49] a lot of gun this is gun adjacent okay this guy's tone

[00:14:19] Nothing a little

[00:14:22] Flower can't solve

[00:14:31] Holy fuck

[00:14:42] Yep, you like that

[00:14:44] One hit, I'm dead for sure, right?

[00:14:49] Dude, he's drinking potions!

[00:15:02] I don't have enough magic.

[00:15:03] I don't have enough- wait, actually, am I- you thought I would play permadeath?

[00:15:08] You fucking psychotic.

[00:15:10] I even worked out.

[00:15:12] Hold on.

[00:15:14] Here we go.

[00:15:17] Oh.

[00:15:21] Oh wow.

[00:15:25] How about don't fucking light this dude up dude?

[00:15:30] Let's dance.

[00:15:33] Okay.

[00:15:40] uh... eight

[00:15:50] i'm a wizard of great power and you've challenged the wrong man

[00:15:54] you're fucking cool

[00:16:06] Yeah, you like that?

[00:16:19] Say something about my bravery. I use the omega-3.

[00:16:24] What's up? Get up, bro. You're embarrassing me.

[00:16:37] Oh, BBR. What just happened?

[00:16:48] That was me kicking your ass.

[00:16:49] I started for ten years.

[00:16:51] I noticed. Hurts like a bitch. But I gotta say, you can fight.

[00:16:57] True.

[00:16:58] You're doing this to impress the shadows, ain't you?

[00:17:02] I'd think it over if I were you. All you're gonna be doing here is blowing sugar up the or parents' asses.

[00:17:09] Anyway, good fight.

[00:17:15] Hey, wait.

[00:17:18] Okay, bye.

[00:17:21] should kill this dude took a shit I challenged Karim and you kicked his

[00:17:28] ass I got a hand it to you didn't see that one coming at all Karim is one of

[00:17:34] the best fighters around here yeah press me for a shoot and trust me that

[00:17:39] doesn't happen a lot

[00:17:42] cool let's go talk to Diego he's probably like dude have you found that guy

[00:17:52] that went to go pick mushrooms fuck no bitch hell no I did not do that shit

[00:18:01] good thing I got that one-handed fighting skill dude I just don't know how

[00:18:07] the Perry works. First of all, I don't think it works against blunt weapons, which he had.

[00:18:12] Two, I don't know if it's like you taking no damage or reduced damage.

[00:18:19] Test for science.

[00:18:35] Area's no damage, blockings, reviews.

[00:18:38] Can someone like describe to me when I'm supposed to bury, because I feel like I'm doing it

[00:18:42] at the right time.

[00:18:43] It's just never fucking worse.

[00:18:44] How's the belly?

[00:18:50] Am I ready for the test of yours?

[00:18:51] Yeah, I think so.

[00:18:54] It's simple, actually.

[00:18:55] Head to the old mine and find a man named Ian and tell him the crawlers look mighty

[00:18:59] hungry.

[00:19:00] He'll give you a supply list, basically what our guys in the mine need to keep working.

[00:19:04] You bring it to me, then we bring them their stuff for the next convoy.

[00:19:08] Sounds simple enough.

[00:19:09] It is.

[00:19:10] As long as you make sure the new campers don't get their hands on it.

[00:19:13] I said the list is important if you do this right it'll do wonders for your reputation

[00:19:18] How is my reputation bro? How's my reputation in the camp interesting you ask I?

[00:19:24] Talked to some folk and let you took down Kareem completely blew his mind

[00:19:29] He wouldn't stop talking about it. That's for sly. I think he's wrong about Nick

[00:19:33] That man wouldn't stop fingers said you're useful. It usually means you got some sleight of hand

[00:19:39] That's good about Thoris. He said we could use a man like you

[00:19:43] let me tell you that's worth a damn lot oh no not bad for a freshie but you'll

[00:19:49] need more what's this about the crawlers look hungry take your best guess a

[00:19:55] capture sign you're smarter than you look you're not joining the weed wizards

[00:19:59] hell no how do I get to the old mine that's not far go find Graham or

[00:20:05] cartographer and tell him I sent you he'll give you a map his shag is right

[00:20:10] Beside the North Gate.

[00:20:13] Cool.

[00:20:14] I'm glad I didn't buy a fucking map.

[00:20:19] Is this the North Gate?

[00:20:21] I think this is...

[00:20:23] Yeah.

[00:20:26] Bald.

[00:20:40] Wait a minute. Diego said you'd give me a map, not sell me one.

[00:20:44] Diego can say what he likes. Do you even know how long it takes to make one like this?

[00:20:49] Twenty's already a special price. Normally you'd be looking at fifty.

[00:20:55] Uuuummm...

[00:20:59] No, no, Peng. Give me that map, or I'll just take it from you.

[00:21:04] Whoa, calm down, will ya? Here, take the bloody thing and leave me be.

[00:21:10] pussy and you know not to step to this bitch

[00:21:15] get a man this is the Northgate of course I would have already known that

[00:21:21] because I found the guy who was at the Northgate

[00:21:29] this place is so fucking gross dude honestly this is probably the reality of

[00:21:35] like medieval places just like the shitty like wet muddy road dude so fucking

[00:21:45] ass

[00:21:48] oh we got a little marker too on the map dude let's go visit bud man oh he's

[00:22:00] bleeding again he's been dead for four days I don't know why he keeps bleeding

[00:22:12] also his body keeps getting moved which is really weird

[00:22:17] who's doing come on in come on bro

[00:22:31] Oh my god, we got him with the stab.

[00:22:44] Got my arrow back.

[00:22:51] I wonder...

[00:22:52] Ah shit, wait, hang on.

[00:22:53] Alright, we got to pick Axe in our mind.

[00:22:55] I bet we can mine some ore here, dude.

[00:22:58] We're finally going to the mine.

[00:23:04] Oh, hey.

[00:23:14] Stop that.

[00:23:21] Okay, I'm a bird and I'm extremely fucking loud, what's up, what of it, what of it?

[00:23:37] Oh, I see you somehow.

[00:23:44] This is plus four mana right here boys.

[00:23:49] the realm's greatest wizard we need much pipe weed. Why am I so slow? I got a lab

[00:24:14] I'm blast the book

[00:24:23] What the hell

[00:24:31] Nevermind I think the B-52 is over and right now

[00:24:35] Be careful.

[00:24:45] What kind of scavenger are you?

[00:24:52] I just don't have any armor.

[00:24:56] I literally cannot take it.

[00:25:01] We still got food on the bar?

[00:25:30] I thought my right click does something different now.

[00:25:36] Yeah, I got some food.

[00:25:46] How close are we to a lovel?

[00:25:54] Not close.

[00:25:55] Not close.

[00:25:57] Not close at all, somebody say.

[00:26:00] Stupid bitch ass bull rat.

[00:26:15] Okay, we're kind of veering off the path here, but that's okay.

[00:26:32] Okay, that's where we made two oar after we skin that wolf.

[00:26:38] After spending 250 oar on learning how to skin the wolf.

[00:26:43] 124 wolves to go to make my money back.

[00:26:55] And we shot it right through his head.

[00:27:13] What's up, fellas?

[00:27:15] Okay, you're mad, and that's reasonable.

[00:27:19] Okay, this is a... wait, maybe I didn't headshot her.

[00:27:26] I did not.

[00:27:30] There you go.

[00:27:44] Emergency Fireball!

[00:27:59] I'm on a fucking mold need you

[00:28:04] okay

[00:28:05] time need the delicious chicken

[00:28:09] aka the velociraptor

[00:28:13] so these are trophies so I think they're just for selling

[00:28:20] Oh, what the hell is this?

[00:28:32] Oh, hell no, no. I'm sorry!

[00:28:50] Maybe let's go to the old mine.

[00:28:57] Maybe we should go to the old mine.

[00:29:12] Missed headshot.

[00:29:13] Yes, we did.

[00:29:14] However, that guy I think would require a lot of time.

[00:29:19] I think it would require an amount of resources to kill that is not worth it for us.

[00:29:26] Speedwitch.

[00:29:38] Same with this guy.

[00:29:39] Well, except he's gonna follow us there.

[00:29:42] Have I played the OG?

[00:29:44] That's a good question.

[00:29:46] Welcome to the stream.

[00:29:49] These brushes sell for zero, by the way, unless there's a guy specifically who buys these

[00:29:59] brushes for so god damn much. Oh!

[00:30:19] Why did you shoot? What the fuck was that?

[00:30:25] Cool.

[00:30:27] Eat some food bro, you'll be all right.

[00:30:37] Kappa.

[00:30:41] I'm so fucked.

[00:30:46] Wait, we got some mole rat ragu, hang on.

[00:30:51] Hold.

[00:30:53] Meat bug. Ragga. Sorry.

[00:30:57] What else we got?

[00:31:01] This shit. It seems to grow in river beds,

[00:31:05] which is nice to know. Ooh, mountain moss.

[00:31:09] Eat this shit.

[00:31:13] I don't have any prepared food. This feels like a waste.

[00:31:23] You got 17 berries eat that shit?

[00:31:27] You're not supposed to eat wild berries, dude.

[00:31:32] What if they poison us?

[00:31:45] Do you think each one of these is like one berry?

[00:31:48] Or it's like a bunch of berries.

[00:32:06] What do you have for dinner today?

[00:32:08] Twelve berries and a flower I got from the river's riverbed at the bottom.

[00:32:16] That's awesome.

[00:32:17] when detected come forth demon wait that's like multiple

[00:32:27] shut the fuck up

[00:32:33] Nice barely hit it.

[00:32:40] Okay man.

[00:32:44] So we're throwing rocks now, got it.

[00:32:53] About a real rock, boys.

[00:33:03] Get the quick throw, man!

[00:33:15] I guess they really rocked your world.

[00:33:35] No one's so bad.

[00:33:36] Except that chatter.

[00:33:45] Shoot the gun.

[00:34:13] Come forth, demon!

[00:34:17] I'll stand there, I'll try parrying this guy.

[00:34:25] I just don't get it.

[00:34:32] I did it.

[00:34:34] Dodge.

[00:34:43] I feel like I need a different button for Peri, other than control.

[00:35:02] Also to do combos, I have to press the button at the right time, I can't spam it, by the

[00:35:06] way.

[00:35:07] I think.

[00:35:08] Oh, the spamming works, will they, huh?

[00:35:18] Have I tried reasoning with them?

[00:35:20] The goblins.

[00:35:27] Let me bring my PoE2 character to this world.

[00:35:31] That seems like a bit of overkill, I think.

[00:35:39] Hard to flug you up.

[00:35:52] Stop!

[00:35:53] Stop it!

[00:36:01] He's magic not working sure people I want to waste my magic on these guys

[00:36:25] I'm getting reamed for my distance, what the?

[00:36:44] Come on in!

[00:36:45] Someone is narrating their sprain experience of chat right now.

[00:37:08] sounds like it's not going very well

[00:37:22] what the fuck the elevation change

[00:37:27] Give me that arrow back, babe.

[00:37:45] Why didn't I attack that guy when I fucking hit the right click button, dude?

[00:37:50] Literally why did I not swing my weapon, dude?

[00:37:54] What the fuck, did you just say gobble?

[00:38:08] on for elevation difference.

[00:38:10] Okay.

[00:38:24] Why are you...

[00:38:26] They should be able to handle those.

[00:38:32] Why is my goal not going up?

[00:38:34] I don't understand.

[00:38:38] I don't get it, let's try again.

[00:39:06] timing. My initial impression was correct.

[00:39:13] Well, another village raided.

[00:39:21] Stupid subhuman goblins.

[00:39:36] Look what they did!

[00:39:38] Oh, they're having ketchup and mustard with it.

[00:39:41] Also, hang on, what's up?

[00:39:43] Have you seen the waterfall?

[00:39:45] There's always cool stuff behind the water, but that's game design 101.

[00:40:09] maybe 1100

[00:40:39] Ah, yes. Cavern Dooley. I recognize this herb.

[00:40:52] Telekinesis. In a magic potion.

[00:41:00] And a lot of... please don't be lost.

[00:41:04] Yay!

[00:41:06] I got a healing scroll and a light scroll.

[00:41:13] We got one of these we can't use again. It's for scroll making.

[00:41:29] Is this some kind of puzzle?

[00:41:32] I don't know.

[00:41:43] Maybe I can light this with my fire spell?

[00:41:48] Oh, it's lighting up!

[00:41:57] Why is it turning red?

[00:41:59] Oh, it's because I'm close.

[00:42:29] dare me I can't even I can't shoot straight wait wait wait weird wait maybe goblins are

[00:42:58] They're the chosen people here. They're clearly living out of this.

[00:43:04] They're the ancient ones.

[00:43:13] I'll light the hands on this hatchet.

[00:43:19] Check the book. It's a crafting station?

[00:43:28] Let's use a scroll.

[00:43:35] I have two of them.

[00:43:48] So, because I didn't have enough mana when I tried to use it, I used it and then it did

[00:43:59] not get activated.

[00:44:00] That's cool.

[00:44:01] Whatever you...

[00:44:08] I'm not mad.

[00:44:10] internally decides to kill every goblin.

[00:44:23] Let's get the fuck away from here.

[00:44:25] How we doin' on XP boys?

[00:44:40] Not bad, not bad.

[00:44:45] Next skill definitely lockpicking.

[00:44:47] Dude, fuck the motherfucker who told me to buy the- I swear to god, man, unless I better

[00:44:54] be finding some animals there that be selling for a lot of money those belts man. 250 gold

[00:45:03] wasted, dude.

[00:45:10] Oh

[00:45:21] Junk

[00:45:24] This is like grave dude, what it

[00:45:31] Or speed

[00:45:33] There ain't no, there ain't no ambient bird sound slider in here.

[00:45:43] They just don't exist.

[00:45:52] That's realistic.

[00:45:53] Yeah, but like, bird sounds are like pleasant a lot of the time, you know what I mean?

[00:46:01] Even if they're loud.

[00:46:06] Ooh, pure alcohol.

[00:46:12] Delicious.

[00:46:14] Not every bird.

[00:46:19] That's what I fucking said, you dumb prick, did you hear my words?

[00:46:22] The words that left my mouth, did you hear those?

[00:46:25] Hello?

[00:46:26] Am I speaking English?

[00:46:29] Not every burn it, oh good.

[00:46:43] Fucking mole wrap.

[00:46:46] Nerd voice equals win.

[00:46:48] No, no, no, I already won when I added the clarifying statement.

[00:46:54] Most of them.

[00:46:57] So he fell for my trap card well before he realized it.

[00:47:04] I don't think there's anything behind this waterfall, yes.

[00:47:20] Too late chatter, I already used the nerd voice.

[00:47:30] Maybe you shouldn't be such a fucking nerd, I did.

[00:47:40] That's a sweet smoke spot.

[00:47:43] Top 10 smoke spots in Gothic 1 Remake UE5 Edition.

[00:47:49] Number 7, the miniature waterfall next to the old mine.

[00:47:58] in parenthesis

[00:48:09] wait that's a new camp

[00:48:20] actually a weed light up I don't think I have a blunt dude

[00:48:25] Did you imagine how validated weed smoking gamers in the year 2001 felt when they sparked

[00:48:32] up that first fucking swamp weed in this game?

[00:48:35] Holy fuck dude!

[00:48:37] Can you tell people to be smoking weed in the video game dude?

[00:48:45] God bless those maps dude.

[00:48:53] I've come to realize, without great practice, I'm pretty much a math gamer, dude.

[00:49:01] I'm not good at... I mean, I can make a mental map, but it takes a while.

[00:49:07] Because I'm fucking stupid.

[00:49:09] I wonder if we get a mine in here.

[00:49:26] What was that chatter from yesterday?

[00:49:38] He was like, hmm.

[00:49:40] What did he say?

[00:49:43] He's like, I don't want, I don't want to have to start weak in a video game or some shit.

[00:49:46] It was really funny.

[00:49:50] Dark herbs.

[00:49:51] It's like, why would I want to start as a weakling in a video game or some show?

[00:49:56] Making up people, this is a real guy!

[00:49:59] It's a real guy, PrimePleb, unpredictably, red name in Twitch, red name in Twitch Chef, PrimePleb, with five numbers in his name, dude.

[00:50:07] What do you think is monthly spending on calcium, bro?

[00:50:10] How many people, how many people boxes that guy opened in the last year, dude?

[00:50:15] I'm a fucking dumb asshole and I can't climb, apparently.

[00:50:36] Why does he hate FIFA so much?

[00:50:37] Dude, I'm sorry for the FIFA crossfire, dude, it's just...

[00:50:44] This guy works 10 hours at the ball exploding factory and gets home and he's like, I don't

[00:50:48] want to be a peasant working in a prison mine.

[00:50:51] I want to be a homelander, I want to be a homelander.

[00:50:56] I want to use my laser eye beams to explode innocent people and then do that for 30 minutes

[00:51:02] before I take a shower and go to bed, dude.

[00:51:03] I get it, I get it.

[00:51:09] As a feepatic, I feel offended. You shouldn't feel offended, okay? Because sometimes you're

[00:51:24] gonna have some crossover with like normal people activities as a gamer and

[00:51:29] that's okay

[00:51:39] our fantasy so they can tolerate being powerless that is so dude well said

[00:51:48] chat well fucking said actually spot on it's kind of fucked up you do you think

[00:51:57] about it give me your meat play-doh in chat

[00:52:06] people is pretty sick playing his friends on the couch there's nothing

[00:52:10] wrong with people actually there's a couple things wrong

[00:52:15] It's not just V-Board.

[00:52:27] Sports games in general, by 2K.

[00:52:33] We're...

[00:52:34] I have a friend playing 2K, the most recent one.

[00:52:44] They basically had to spend $20 for a scared run to be completely fucking worthless.

[00:52:53] And that's probably after spending 70 bucks in the game, so...

[00:53:01] Is that really all that's up here?

[00:53:05] Have you not found the armor? Does it not exist in this game?

[00:53:08] I found some armor in a vendor.

[00:53:10] It was, uh, described as clothing, but it increased my defense.

[00:53:14] It was 330 or I had I had seven

[00:53:29] So I couldn't buy it unfortunately

[00:53:34] Oh cool I was just wondering if I could sleep because I'm tired of this fucking weather man Jesus Christ

[00:53:44] How much did you spend on WWE?

[00:53:46] Uh, $250.

[00:53:47] $250.

[00:53:52] A. Merfer, thanks for subbing Crusting, thanks for subbing the Sphere, thanks for subbing-

[00:54:00] It's so raining.

[00:54:02] Also, what was that noise?

[00:54:11] Oh, what the fuck? There's people here.

[00:54:14] ...

[00:54:25] Mind if I steal your Tupperware, bitch?

[00:54:29] You ain't that one by yourself?

[00:54:31] You talkin' to me?

[00:54:34] You ain't that one by yourself?

[00:54:37] Mmm, mine crawler soup.

[00:54:39] Muffade.

[00:54:42] Pickaxe. Muffade.

[00:54:44] I should kill these guys.

[00:54:56] Why? XP, bro! Also no one's gonna find out.

[00:55:04] That guy looks important.

[00:55:08] Oh, they're both important.

[00:55:14] I'm still looting this place.

[00:55:17] We need everything we can give, bro.

[00:55:35] Who's the real gobbling now?

[00:55:37] Not me. I would never be one of those disgusting two foot tall waterfall cave dwelling creeps.

[00:55:48] There's a bed up here, dude.

[00:55:55] Your cat smokes weed.

[00:55:57] No he doesn't.

[00:56:07] You're just blowing smoke in his face.

[00:56:21] What's up fellas?

[00:56:23] Hmm?

[00:56:24] I did not want to talk to you.

[00:56:28] How's it going ever since I've become a chosen protector of the faith I've been feeling better than ever before

[00:56:35] Sounds meaningful. You're an infidel

[00:56:38] You wouldn't understand what the fuck

[00:56:43] I'm talking to you, bitch. Hey, where you off to us

[00:56:48] We're bringing the crawler I call we got the mine back to core column is what we do every day

[00:56:53] We need it for the dream juice

[00:56:55] Crawler I-Core?

[00:56:58] Yes. The minecrawlers ooze it from their mandibles.

[00:57:01] If you extract the mandibles properly, you can gather it for your purposes.

[00:57:05] Do they're doing ayahuasca? What does Corklam need the I-Core for?

[00:57:10] Like I said, the drain juice. We need it for the Great Awakening.

[00:57:14] It steals our minds so we can withstand the sleeper's power during the ritual,

[00:57:18] but they're still so much together. You got a cool sword on your back.

[00:57:22] We hunt day and night, although my job is to stand here outside of the cave, not collecting

[00:57:40] it.

[00:57:41] Stupid bitch.

[00:57:42] Stupid bitch.

[00:58:01] We're gonna travel to the old city every day.

[00:58:05] Ah yes.

[00:58:07] Chicago.

[00:58:12] I guess Pennsylvania wait Philadelphia

[00:58:21] You think they got any like old houses in Philadelphia from like just 1700s dude. I've never been

[00:58:31] You know we could probably use this light spot. I don't know how long it lasts though

[00:58:38] Wait, I didn't actually use it when I failed to cast earlier just wasted my mana

[00:58:42] I can't wait to be a wizard, guys. Look at all the cool stuff I can do.

[00:58:53] There's literally a park called Old City.

[00:58:59] I've worth our front enough.

[00:59:06] I can't wait to make some more meat bug ragu.

[00:59:12] Wait, wasn't I supposed to come here and say something to somebody?

[00:59:15] Yeah, whatever.

[00:59:17] I'm in the cave now.

[00:59:20] Oh, it's over there.

[00:59:25] Sorry, I'm fucking sorry, I'm fucking sorry.

[00:59:42] Everything's connected through plank ways, top to bottom.

[00:59:45] If you want to stay safe, stay near them.

[00:59:48] There's plenty of uncharted tunnels, but they're crawling with, well, mind-crawlers.

[00:59:54] Nasty big bugs that eat everything they cross paths with.

[01:00:00] What do you smell to your aura?

[01:00:01] Down at the bottom. You can talk to Viper. I'll smelt her.

[01:00:05] Don't get any ideas, though.

[01:00:07] If anyone sees you snatching, they're gonna take your head without as much as a warning.

[01:00:11] Warning I'm robbing the fuck out of you guys

[01:00:15] Where can I find Ian halfway down the main shaft at the storage where the warning though?

[01:00:20] Don't talk to him expecting him to bow and scrape because Thoris or Diego sent you

[01:00:25] This is Ian's mind and he's calling the shots here cross in and you cross all of us

[01:00:32] This guy looks British any other dangers I should be aware of well don't slip the humidity down

[01:00:38] It can be a bitch other than that I can only repeat what I said look out for crawlers

[01:00:44] Just last month. Hey skinny the guy from our regimen. Oh, no. I'll see you around

[01:00:51] Not skinny

[01:00:54] Obvious that this would cause chain. What's up Glenn?

[01:00:58] Is there anything I should look out for down here? You could say that

[01:01:02] The father down you go with a close you are if you listen closely

[01:01:06] I don't see. I can hear. I saw them kill once. They just bite your head off. If you want to stay alive, place the main shaft where it's safe.

[01:01:16] Okay.

[01:01:18] Did you say so?

[01:01:21] Why was he squaring up like that?

[01:01:24] I'll turn right by the bullets.

[01:01:29] I'll proper daft of him.

[01:01:33] By the way-

[01:01:34] Oh, I got three!

[01:01:51] Oh, I see the little nodes that are underneath.

[01:02:03] It's all around me

[01:02:10] Stop listen to that rubbish. I'm a fucking moron. Maybe the hard part about this isn't the mining. It's the

[01:02:20] Let me have something having to listen to this guy talk line

[01:02:26] That's what you reckon who are you talking to?

[01:02:30] Finally

[01:02:32] I only got one that time.

[01:02:41] Okay, it's no longer work.

[01:02:43] Yeah.

[01:02:43] Alright, there's got to be some truth to that.

[01:02:45] Yeah.

[01:02:48] I wonder how long this light spell lasts.

[01:02:53] Blah blah blah.

[01:02:56] Shut your sidebar out.

[01:02:59] Wait.

[01:02:59] mining away I don't know what's left to say I'll say it anyway everything's so

[01:03:12] beautiful on this minecraft day

[01:03:21] he must have a little come on this guy's so mad that I walked up never been

[01:03:28] here before. This guy's been in this mine shaft for fucking two years, dude. I'm

[01:03:33] cleaning up right now, dawg. I'm a scab.

[01:03:43] There's something on the floor? Oh, look at that.

[01:03:47] We need every... every ore we can get, fellas.

[01:04:09] Mining away.

[01:04:11] I don't know what's...

[01:04:17] Let's say I'll say it anyway.

[01:04:21] I forget the lyrics to the song.

[01:04:24] At that point in the song.

[01:04:27] I'm sorry, I should have remembered.

[01:04:29] Take care.

[01:04:30] Sleeper, well, that felt good.

[01:04:38] It's a possibility.

[01:04:41] What's up, Santino?

[01:04:43] Do you trade?

[01:04:44] Depends on who's asking. What's that supposed to mean? It means that I don't do business with just any digger or shadow

[01:04:50] I'm looking for

[01:04:52] Unusual items and I offer the same in return

[01:04:57] What counts as an unusual item for you?

[01:05:00] I know that when I see it whenever you think you have something that might pique my interest do let me know

[01:05:06] I'll ask you. I'll ask you. I might have something you're interested in. Yeah, let's see

[01:05:11] God.

[01:05:14] Okay.

[01:05:15] Guess I'll take a shot at that.

[01:05:32] Am I allowed to be here?

[01:05:33] I think so.

[01:05:34] Hey, someone left a shank of raw meat.

[01:05:42] Yep, that's what- no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man. Yeah, you're right.

[01:05:52] Carrot!

[01:05:54] Dude, living in a place like this would be so fucking awful, dude. Look at like, the giant...

[01:05:59] ...bugs on the wall and shit.

[01:06:04] Ooh, yonk.

[01:06:25] So dark.

[01:06:28] Oh hell nah man.

[01:06:30] These fucking chests are probably so hard man.

[01:06:34] That's only five.

[01:06:46] Oops.

[01:07:10] Mining away.

[01:07:14] I don't know what's left to say, I'll say it anyway.

[01:07:26] Hold on.

[01:07:32] Okay, so these are, this is already solver.

[01:07:44] I need a key for that.

[01:07:51] Get lost! Now!

[01:07:54] Can I help you?

[01:07:56] Hmm.

[01:08:14] Ay, ay, ay, leave me alone!

[01:08:17] You got lucky there this time.

[01:08:19] Come back when you're asleep, bitch.

[01:08:20] Well, I've heard this one before. That smug got me peckish.

[01:08:25] Maybe I can reach it through the wall.

[01:08:29] So dark.

[01:08:39] Mining away.

[01:08:44] Elkab.

[01:08:46] So good.

[01:08:50] I can't wait till I learn how to make a potion.

[01:09:00] I want to make, I want to learn how to roll blunts too.

[01:09:03] Maybe, maybe I gotta join swamp people around a roll blunt.

[01:09:12] Let's go this way.

[01:09:23] There's one left there, beer.

[01:09:26] It must have been dire.

[01:09:35] What you guys do win?

[01:10:00] What's up?

[01:10:01] got dick in his day

[01:10:14] oh shit

[01:10:17] well

[01:10:21] back to work fellas

[01:10:31] We've always done it this way same old same old

[01:11:31] There's so many nuggies in here, bro. Holy shit.

[01:11:36] I bet there's like some guy in like Germany who got this game when they were a kid and

[01:11:42] they were like, I'm gonna get a fucking primary, but I'm gonna leave a, I'm gonna have my mouse

[01:11:50] constantly re-re-re-re-click the ore of the wall.

[01:12:01] There must be some truth to that story.

[01:12:07] He's as bright as a candle.

[01:12:09] At the most.

[01:12:10] Heh heh.

[01:12:14] With a flashlight, see it.

[01:12:16] I

[01:12:22] Would want to try nice

[01:12:28] Where's that you see it grabbed over things was open I read it

[01:12:34] You're gonna get for a blog. Oh, I did. I saw for a blog. I had with the guy with the veneers the azneckel veneers

[01:12:41] Should we take your blog? Oh, okay. He's back, dude

[01:12:46] wouldn't want to try places for them

[01:12:51] he's fucking back now I make I ain't making a mistake twice

[01:12:56] bloody fools

[01:13:00] who's it for the warders I only work when they're close by or when they can see

[01:13:06] me otherwise I'm just enjoying the day it's lacking on oh well some days I end

[01:13:12] up with a little less than the other diggers but that's nothing a good trade

[01:13:16] can't fix. See, not toiling the brains out means I catch all sorts of interesting gossip.

[01:13:23] Yeah, I got a few nugs on you, have you? Maybe ten?

[01:13:30] Sure. We can trust the pool.

[01:13:33] All right. Here are ten nuggets.

[01:13:35] Good. If you go back to the mainshaft and follow the plankways down, you're gonna pass two

[01:13:43] side shafts there's a wall about a second one they ain't likely to stop you head into

[01:13:48] the shafts till you reach the old ore mill in that area we'll come across a few

[01:13:53] pricey healing drafts I was gonna find it myself but there's too many crawlers

[01:13:58] about to navigate come back anytime if you need more gossip I'm sure I can help

[01:14:04] Okay.

[01:14:05] Man.

[01:14:06] Yes, it's possible.

[01:14:11] This isn't really immersive.

[01:14:23] It used to be handle very different.

[01:14:25] like I'm in a prison camp right now. Although the the unimmersive thing is

[01:14:37] that I'm kicking the ore and they're not taking it from me. What up with that?

[01:14:47] Just pretend I'm stealing it. Oh, there we go

[01:15:00] Big row you slouching hard right now

[01:15:03] Are there smoke there's fire is what they say

[01:15:10] Let me fix me posture then

[01:15:17] I think I get... nah.

[01:15:31] No geese.

[01:15:32] Guys, pick up your nuggies.

[01:15:35] If we don't turn in enough, we're gonna... they're gonna kill us.

[01:15:42] be here for a check.

[01:15:46] Murder style.

[01:15:48] I already got this one.

[01:15:52] If you can't be out of the tickets, you'll be in trouble.

[01:15:57] What's he just dying about?

[01:16:03] Hey, wasn't that guy?

[01:16:06] How much money we got?

[01:16:12] 114!

[01:16:13] Big money!

[01:16:14] I think this is a dead end.

[01:16:19] We could go this way though.

[01:16:26] Ow!

[01:16:30] Dude.

[01:16:32] Dude.

[01:16:34] Okay, bro.

[01:16:37] Orch.

[01:16:43] That tunnel looks...

[01:16:47] ...deadly.

[01:16:48] Going in.

[01:16:52] No.

[01:16:58] Oh, there.

[01:16:59] I'm so dead.

[01:17:02] Let's try this way.

[01:17:22] Hey, meat bug.

[01:17:24] Now we're talking.

[01:17:25] This is something my speed right here, dude.

[01:17:29] Can't fight back.

[01:17:31] There's a miss cap very important I hear it

[01:17:44] I can't aim that far down.

[01:18:14] Okay.

[01:18:19] With magic I get up.

[01:18:26] Parish.

[01:18:41] You cannot aim below a certain angle with the bow.

[01:18:48] But with that particular magic spell,

[01:18:54] you can aim forever down.

[01:18:57] Hey, Ruby.

[01:19:01] Wait, is this going to increase my max strength?

[01:19:04] Yes.

[01:19:08] OHHHHHHHHH

[01:19:14] So fucking powerful

[01:19:22] We still got another spider to kill

[01:19:25] I don't think I can kill it

[01:19:35] Wait, I can

[01:20:08] No fucking way, man.

[01:20:18] I can see it from here.

[01:20:25] Okay, he ain't moving toward me, though.

[01:20:37] Dude, come on man, be chill, be chill.

[01:20:52] Let me consult my weed collection.

[01:20:55] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

[01:21:04] Where's my miscat?

[01:21:06] my dumb

[01:21:10] right here oh sorry on my bar

[01:21:14] well here we go

[01:21:19] ring of flame protection

[01:21:26] where the fuck the spider

[01:21:31] he's coming Annie

[01:21:35] Um, guys?

[01:21:49] There's two of them.

[01:21:56] There's three of them.

[01:22:00] Dex minus five?

[01:22:01] No, no, no.

[01:22:04] Now what's going on here?

[01:22:09] Mmm, that's some crunchy meat, my favorite.

[01:22:20] I'm gonna say it.

[01:22:27] What's up, fellas?

[01:22:40] You all come here often?

[01:22:49] You're so sorry.

[01:23:01] Do not take my ex-beast a little bit.

[01:23:05] I'll kill him.

[01:23:07] We got up we got up we got up organize my party nine

[01:23:37] I want to kill them out there because I don't want them to like, like, cast me, bro.

[01:23:57] Because it doesn't give me any XP if they kill it.

[01:24:03] Hmm

[01:24:13] Okay, that is the wrong thing

[01:24:33] I'll be right back.

[01:24:45] What are you doing over there?

[01:25:03] Let's practice real quick.

[01:25:07] Dude, I can get back up there!

[01:25:12] Yes, fuck you.

[01:25:25] I'm invincible.

[01:25:42] No! No! Fuck!

[01:25:55] Mom says dinner's ready.

[01:26:05] She's a bitch.

[01:26:06] Oh my god.

[01:26:07] Get up there, buddy.

[01:26:08] Ah!

[01:26:09] Oh fuck!

[01:26:10] Oh god!

[01:26:11] Get up there, buddy.

[01:26:12] Ah!

[01:26:13] Oh fuck!

[01:26:14] Oh god!

[01:26:15] Get up there, buddy.

[01:26:16] Oh my god. Get up there buddy.

[01:26:19] Ah, oh fuck.

[01:26:22] Oh god.

[01:26:24] Get up there buddy!

[01:26:29] Dude, how am I supposed to fight these guys?

[01:26:31] I don't think I'm supposed to fight these guys.

[01:26:46] I tickled his ass dude!

[01:27:11] Get up there, get up there!

[01:27:36] Tell me.

[01:27:40] You're mad as fuck, by the way.

[01:27:42] You are actually so mad, bro.

[01:27:54] What have I done?

[01:28:00] Why did you, so cute!

[01:28:05] I think I like mantled like a tiny little rock

[01:28:08] Oh my god, I just like, cease to shoot dude.

[01:28:26] Protected away.

[01:28:28] Sorry about that.

[01:28:31] You cannot jump if you have a weapon help, by the way.

[01:28:38] I think I'm dead.

[01:29:32] It's the goofiest jump of all time, they're saying!

[01:29:42] They're saying it's literally the worst jump of all in any video game.

[01:29:59] They're getting higher up.

[01:30:00] It's just random how far they go.

[01:30:11] Yep.

[01:30:13] Yep.

[01:30:30] I missed one.

[01:30:45] Stay out of here bitch.

[01:30:55] There's a sword!

[01:30:57] Did you get a sword, homie?

[01:30:58] DIGGLE DIGGLE DIGGLE DIGGLE DIGGLE

[01:31:19] You clever me off.

[01:31:23] You clever girl, dude!

[01:31:27] I

[01:31:57] Are you coming for me bro?

[01:32:04] There's a...

[01:32:08] Orphan.

[01:32:09] I'm actually good.

[01:32:14] Watch out.

[01:32:21] Gather round, gather round.

[01:32:46] Oh, no.

[01:33:16] and

[01:33:36] I'm not dead.

[01:33:53] Where's the forecloth?

[01:34:01] I hit it.

[01:34:03] Yolk.

[01:34:08] Mercenaries Blade.

[01:34:17] Man, fuck. I might just kill your ass, actually.

[01:34:21] I can't see.

[01:34:33] There are two handed weapons.

[01:34:46] I think they killed one of the spiders.

[01:34:50] That's okay.

[01:34:51] We got more.

[01:34:52] We got more.

[01:35:22] Did it's Miss Cap City in this bitch bruh?

[01:35:32] Unlimited Manum Works mode.

[01:35:40] friends dead you know they killed it man

[01:35:55] Oh man.

[01:36:09] I wonder if they looked at the original and then like put stuff in like these random straight

[01:36:19] items.

[01:36:20] I wonder if it's like one for one.

[01:36:24] Hey, thanks for seven says are we spending 38 minutes on a lockpick today?

[01:36:30] Thanks for the money

[01:36:41] There was a lot of loose items yeah, but I'm wondering if it's like one for one

[01:36:54] Dude, I'm gonna be so rich when we get out of here bros. And then I'm gonna spend my money on

[01:37:00] Extracting teeth from alligators for one nest one nuggy

[01:37:12] Same place not exact same spot

[01:37:17] Imagine being the guy that would like in theory if the if it was one for one like having to go through and like

[01:37:24] Do it manually, this should have been a ass.

[01:37:35] Can I have this beer, mate?

[01:37:38] No.

[01:37:43] Maybe I'll fuck you a bit if you pick the healing spell.

[01:37:49] Yup.

[01:37:50] But I didn't, though.

[01:37:51] Am I great and powerful wizard by a wizard I think this is the guard that I was talking

[01:38:01] about.

[01:38:06] Excuse me sir.

[01:38:13] I hear him.

[01:38:17] a bitch.

[01:38:22] Ah, poor guy, I fell off the ladder and then no one picked his body up for long enough

[01:38:36] to become a skeleton.

[01:38:41] Oh, this is the thing that he was talking about.

[01:38:52] He's a fucking assion of healing up there, bro.

[01:38:57] Make sure you grab it, mate.

[01:39:00] I swear I saw some nails, Bobo.

[01:39:05] You think they would invest more resources into killing these giant spiders?

[01:39:26] You wish to do combat with me, bro.

[01:39:30] Do you know who you're stealing with?

[01:39:39] Yep.

[01:39:40] Anyone else?

[01:39:47] I brought a coward.

[01:39:53] I got more miscapsules I came from, bitch.

[01:39:56] I

[01:39:59] heard

[01:40:08] You be you know

[01:40:15] One of them ran over here. Oh, yeah, look at that my torch

[01:40:26] Eat to me.

[01:40:31] Mmm, so good.

[01:40:42] Spiders not a problem for stand on cliff and shoot fireball, man.

[01:40:46] That's me, by the way.

[01:40:54] you got bro essence of dexterity plus one dexterity

[01:41:15] no do not equip consume

[01:41:24] I can't loot this bag of grain.

[01:41:45] Was that necklace you got?

[01:41:46] Did I get a necklace?

[01:41:51] Who did I get this from?

[01:42:02] I don't fucking remember.

[01:42:08] The mercenary?

[01:42:09] Oh, the guy eluded.

[01:42:14] I'm in the brotherhood now.

[01:42:17] they'll sell me weed. Loot on ground by wheel. And see a wheel. Granted I wasn't looking

[01:42:34] for a wheel. Wheel. Cog. This is a key item. Well that would have been a very unfortunate

[01:42:54] item to miss Shatter, so thank you. Very unfortunate.

[01:43:06] Did you hop in Falador today to remember the massacre?

[01:43:11] No, I'm glad they died.

[01:43:13] Well, I got off the computer to do their math homework.

[01:43:16] This is very un-British of that guy, the way he said mate.

[01:43:29] Very not British.

[01:43:40] I remember if I mined this one, so we're gonna hit this bitch once.

[01:43:44] Yowink!

[01:43:55] Okay, I'm a loser.

[01:44:05] This is where we killed those spiders.

[01:44:10] I already checked over here. We did not go up there. We should go up before we go down.

[01:44:26] Cold?

[01:44:30] Nothing, dude.

[01:44:33] come on get up come on get down with the sickness give me a mess on

[01:44:44] fuckin love new metal

[01:44:48] is this shit gonna break?

[01:44:51] fuckin love new metal dude

[01:44:55] holy shit

[01:44:58] who the fuck are you?

[01:45:01] What are you guarding none of your business you got to be thirsty standing around all

[01:45:09] day none of your wait you have a drink here cheers okay I guess a sip won't hurt but don't

[01:45:22] Don't you get any ideas?

[01:45:31] Give him the Cosby Special, boys.

[01:45:34] I'll get back to it later.

[01:45:44] So I just did?

[01:45:46] Yeah.

[01:45:47] I got Aleph's behind it somehow.

[01:45:50] Trust that guy as far as you could throw him.

[01:45:54] Go away.

[01:45:58] What are you sneaking around here for?

[01:46:00] No reason in particular.

[01:46:06] Hey, cut that out.

[01:46:13] Damn.

[01:46:20] Ready to pull his weapon out.

[01:46:37] This one moves alone, but also with this one. Why am I in combat?

[01:46:50] Is he walking back here?

[01:46:55] What have you been doing in there?

[01:46:58] What are you off?

[01:47:00] Get lost!

[01:47:01] Who the fuck are you, bro?

[01:47:03] Oh, it's the guy in charge.

[01:47:07] That's a bad first impression.

[01:47:10] Wait.

[01:47:11] Are you Ian?

[01:47:13] That's right.

[01:47:14] I am.

[01:47:15] And this is my mind.

[01:47:17] So don't you try enough you funny

[01:47:21] The crawlers look mighty hungry. Whoa. Whoa a shadow for lawyer show

[01:47:27] Here's a list

[01:47:29] Tell Diego to get a wig alone

[01:47:37] Um if I join the shadows, can I join other groups too or am I locked?

[01:47:41] So I don't really want to join the shadows I just want to get inside of the cast

[01:47:48] You're locked no way, dude

[01:47:58] Google you can do all the quests for everyone and then decide I

[01:48:04] Literally cannot get inside of the castle

[01:48:08] You can get to the castle without joining.

[01:48:12] Hmm. Okay.

[01:48:14] Doesn't this mine belong to Gomez? How funny.

[01:48:18] Yes, of course it belongs to Gomez.

[01:48:22] But as long as he isn't here, I'm in charge.

[01:48:25] Can you tell me a thing or two about ore mining?

[01:48:29] There ain't much to tell.

[01:48:30] We mine the nuggets for the king.

[01:48:32] Two hundred sacks a month, as well as some that we smoke for our own use.

[01:48:36] and a king uses it to supply troops. This ore is an ordinary though, is it? I heard

[01:48:44] it's magical. I guess you could call it that. When you forge it properly, the weapons become

[01:48:50] near unbreakable and sharper than a snappist fangs. Two qualities there as you can imagine,

[01:48:56] any general would want for his troops. How do you forge it properly if you're looking

[01:49:02] to expand into the business forget about it even stone our best Smith can't forge it properly you

[01:49:08] need a special forge for that and the only engineer to know how to make them live up in Nordmar

[01:49:14] any advice you could give me about the mine just be careful especially in the unmanned tunnels

[01:49:19] there are dozens of mine crawlers it's safest if you stay in the main shaft odds are you'll run

[01:49:25] into a couple of Templars as well they hunt crawlers so if you ever find yourself getting chased by one

[01:49:31] Find the nearest Templar and he'll take care of it. Got it. Anything else?

[01:49:35] Yes. Don't keep my lads from doing their work. I won't.

[01:49:42] I already met the Templar.

[01:50:01] It's got fuckin' telekinesis.

[01:50:24] Oops.

[01:50:31] Now...

[01:50:38] Now...

[01:50:51] ... she out.

[01:51:08] I'm forgetting which one is which this dude better not come back man

[01:51:33] I wonder what's in here

[01:51:38] Shit.

[01:51:45] Okay.

[01:51:52] Okay.

[01:51:59] I don't have the right key.

[01:52:24] Don't have the right fucking key, mate.

[01:52:26] This one isn't very easy, I just can't figure it out.

[01:52:43] How do we safely...

[01:52:53] Two and three are pissing me off.

[01:53:07] Okay that's three.

[01:53:14] Whatever.

[01:53:21] and

[01:53:31] I don't want to leave.

[01:53:56] We have to get two down.

[01:54:08] How do we do that?

[01:54:17] Wait.

[01:54:30] I forget which one's those moves.

[01:54:51] I need to literally write it down.

[01:54:54] Yeah.

[01:55:12] Like the wrong button?

[01:55:16] I wonder if that guy randomly patrolled over here.

[01:55:21] Good-bye, Torch.

[01:55:28] Trapped in, darkness!

[01:55:35] Trapped in, purgatory!

[01:55:42] I need a key for that.

[01:55:55] Uh, Mike, thanks for sub it.

[01:55:59] Thank you.

[01:56:00] CJN, uh, er, for bits.

[01:56:03] And Brian, thanks for sub it.

[01:56:10] There's a way to... this one is like the problem, but how do we get that down?

[01:56:18] I don't know.

[01:56:23] I think by moving this one up...

[01:56:28] But how?

[01:56:30] Like this?

[01:56:48] Yeah, I just wish I had one level unlocked, but here I am.

[01:56:52] Yeah, which we could probably get now, but I don't want to leave.

[01:56:57] Maybe we do leave to get up.

[01:56:59] I don't have the right key.

[01:57:01] Yeah, we're doing that shit.

[01:57:03] True, there's too many juicy chestpads.

[01:57:13] Only level 3 lockpicking makes it easier.

[01:57:17] Yeah, dude.

[01:57:18] I'm sure thing.

[01:57:23] Um...

[01:57:25] I think that's the way we came in.

[01:57:34] Just level 1 seemed to giga.

[01:57:36] Dude, I... man, they're...

[01:57:44] Dude, they were...

[01:57:46] The lock picking?

[01:57:47] No, I didn't any breath on which the people who made the game put out a blog post on steam community

[01:57:55] Today or late last night that was like hey listen we hear you about the lockpicking

[01:58:01] You should really invest some points in the lockpicking to make it it will make it much easier. They said

[01:58:13] Because there's a lot of people on steam reviews for like

[01:58:17] It's so hard, and I'm mad about that. Why is it so hard?

[01:58:26] Like you?

[01:58:28] Yeah, dude, that's precisely what was going on.

[01:58:33] I was so mad that I, when I logged off stream, I went and wrote a three paragraph steam review about how...

[01:58:39] The lockpicking minigame really made me mad.

[01:58:43] It's the same thing. Also, I'm stupid as fuck. What's up, dude? I'm actually so s- I- I'm- I'm stupid as fuck, dude.

[01:58:52] Yeah. And I'm agreeing with you. The guy who just said that. Just so we're clear.

[01:58:58] Me and you? Same wavelength. I'm stupid as fuck.

[01:59:02] is fun. Um, yeah, and I mean, let's let's time travel back to fucking

[01:59:19] last night when we were playing and I was basically like, hey, you know,

[01:59:23] I'm not going to do this shit until I get stuck in the levels of the skill.

[01:59:27] And then dude reading the oh my god reading the skill and the description of the skill

[01:59:39] It reduces the complexity of the locks it makes it so that the

[01:59:47] There are less connections between plates gates or whatever the fuck they're called right I

[01:59:51] I had someone last night say that that that would not make it easier so I'm like

[02:00:10] this is this is the caliber like it's it's hard to feel bad when someone calls me stupid

[02:00:18] and then they like you know simultaneously believe something like that

[02:00:22] it's impossible to do that actually

[02:00:34] I swear these guys are respawning

[02:00:38] Fuck you, give me your beam.

[02:00:54] I don't need this torch.

[02:01:08] I'm gonna carry it. Remember when we got power leveled by that guy? That was sweet.

[02:01:15] I'm stoned.

[02:01:21] Do these stay lit forever by the way, Zoo and Nut?

[02:01:38] Where's mud? Let's see what position mud's in today.

[02:01:43] Ah, rotating 180 degrees, eh?

[02:01:48] I'm still bleeding.

[02:01:50] From the head.

[02:01:53] Isn't this something cool?

[02:01:57] Torch an ass. I miss.

[02:02:00] What's your fucking loser, dude?

[02:02:03] How about a little dance with a map?

[02:02:09] Weee!

[02:02:15] You failed him, you should be ashamed.

[02:02:20] But I'm not, because he was speaking treason.

[02:02:25] Which factory are you joining?

[02:02:27] I want to join the firemanage.

[02:02:30] That's what I want.

[02:02:44] Then you have to be a shadow first.

[02:02:48] Real?

[02:02:52] What can you teach me?

[02:02:53] I'm looking for that.

[02:02:55] What?

[02:02:57] Hmm?

[02:02:59] Hmm.

[02:03:06] I'm going for it.

[02:03:07] How do I get better at lockpicks?

[02:03:08] Ah, the mother of skullduggery.

[02:03:11] Frankly, the biggest rookie mistake is when people use their lockpicks like Randy Sailors trying to crack open a harbor brothel.

[02:03:19] All four snow flare.

[02:03:20] What I'm saying is, be careful with your lockpicks, and you'll break a lot less of them.

[02:03:27] I just want to see, I just want to see, wait we already kind of know the solution now.

[02:03:53] No reason?

[02:03:54] Well, let's just go back to the line.

[02:04:04] Did I play the original? No, I didn't. No, I didn't.

[02:04:10] People truly do not be reading Twitch Shadows. It's fair. It's fair.

[02:04:18] I get it.

[02:04:20] I'm gonna cook my meat wait I think there was a pan outside of the mine

[02:04:34] title's too long.

[02:04:38] aw buddy.

[02:04:42] 12 words. too hard.

[02:04:46] aw.

[02:04:50] bad.

[02:04:54] I think people will be littering in this place.

[02:05:14] Chat GPT, can you transcribe the meaning of Moon Moon's Twitch title?

[02:05:17] Hmm.

[02:05:18] Yeah, I could do that.

[02:05:21] So basically, what it's saying is...

[02:05:24] ...Ludwin has not played Gothic 1 before.

[02:05:26] Based upon the first five words in the title.

[02:05:31] I hope this helps.

[02:05:38] Collaborate.

[02:05:39] Hehehe.

[02:05:40] What does that mean, though?

[02:05:42] What does it mean?

[02:05:44] Ah, yeah, I can see how you might be confused.

[02:05:47] So basically it means he's not played the game before.

[02:05:54] What the...

[02:05:55] ChatGBT, please explain better.

[02:06:00] Expand on me.

[02:06:01] Hehehehe.

[02:06:03] Hmm.

[02:06:05] Yoink.

[02:06:12] Hehehehe.

[02:06:13] Hehehehe.

[02:06:16] ChatGBT!

[02:06:17] Do I need to know how to learn to know how to be able to read above a third grade level

[02:06:29] to being an adult?

[02:06:30] It's good that you asked that.

[02:06:35] Literacy is an important subject.

[02:06:40] Whoa.

[02:06:47] Sure.

[02:06:53] Poor guy.

[02:07:00] Why are 30% of Americans illiterate?

[02:07:07] it then why man they're stupid stupid as fuck as dumb as hell blood can't read

[02:07:20] 19 Fahrenheit 9-11 dude Fahrenheit 311 blood literally can't read

[02:07:35] Try the Great Gaspy.

[02:07:42] Wait, did I knock an XP for that?

[02:07:59] I also can't loot it.

[02:08:06] Weird.

[02:08:13] I am going the wrong way.

[02:08:22] okay

[02:08:33] you guys never seen the show called midnight mass

[02:08:38] speaking of reading

[02:08:42] it's awful

[02:08:43] it was okay

[02:08:44] i mean i watched a lot of them

[02:08:52] It's equivalent to someone's dog and you're killed on the road.

[02:09:00] Yes, the evil looking skeletal velociraptor and someone's dog.

[02:09:05] Very dog-like.

[02:09:07] Moist gun thinks you're okay.

[02:09:09] For seven.

[02:09:10] Not for okay.

[02:09:12] Someone in chat said okay.

[02:09:15] And then I read it out loud.

[02:09:18] Thanks for okay.

[02:09:23] Thank you.

[02:09:36] Room Crossbow, thanks for selling.

[02:09:41] Yeah, I remember when I got my first room crossbow, dude.

[02:09:44] Holy moly, dude.

[02:09:46] Holy guacamole.

[02:09:53] The fucking crazy archaeologist dude.

[02:09:56] Holy, I remember when I got my Vedeon pet dude.

[02:10:03] Oh fuck.

[02:10:06] Oh my deep pickaxe.

[02:10:09] Mmm, mm mm mm.

[02:10:11] You hate pets?

[02:10:16] not wrong but I still got it still got it though extraordinarily lucky people

[02:10:24] just be shitting on the ground oh boy I can't wait to pick this lock

[02:10:36] is it tree de iron so I removed someone from my my group Iron Man group that had

[02:10:44] not played in a long time, who literally did not log in at all until I

[02:10:54] re-invited them when they're like, I'm gonna play again. Okay.

[02:11:00] Re-invited the person that was in my group. It became Green Iron Man as a

[02:11:08] result. It's fucking stupid, but whatever.

[02:11:14] So that's how you got V-turs?

[02:11:24] No.

[02:11:25] No.

[02:11:26] You talking about the fucking, what was it, the road top or whatever?

[02:11:37] Literally drop for me, motherfucker!

[02:11:40] Get the chest in the shop.

[02:11:52] I don't have any experience with this one though.

[02:12:01] Saves.

[02:12:05] Time to test my new Skull Duggery skills.

[02:12:09] You should see here. I got a three key.

[02:12:31] Motherfucker.

[02:12:33] Mega Bong 5k, thanks for subbing, excellent name, excellent name.

[02:12:42] Yeah, I don't know, I thought about like trying to like talk to someone at Jagex being like,

[02:12:50] hey, this happened, can you please revert our helms back to blue?

[02:12:57] But I feel like that's just like, that shit ain't gonna happen.

[02:13:02] I think I'm just not going to remove or add anyone to my group ever again to ensure

[02:13:19] it's sanctity how do you get the blue helmets back you don't you don't

[02:13:49] Okay.

[02:13:51] Okay.

[02:14:07] What?

[02:14:49] No, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, boy, this is exciting, dude, honestly, I think all the

[02:15:03] people lashing out in Twitch about this are actually so, so fucking stupid that they cannot

[02:15:09] comprehend what's happening on screen right now, and it's fine, dude, but no one wants

[02:15:14] to read your shit, dude. Literally no one, dog.

[02:15:23] Instead of typing, oh man, this lockpicking game sure is boring, or whatever, dude. Just

[02:15:27] literally typing all caps. I am a stupid fucking moron, dude. Spare us the context

[02:15:32] of the effort to read your shit, motherfucker! Just, uh, conveyance!

[02:15:44] thank you shut up

[02:15:54] did we have on the move yes but now we don't want to do like that

[02:16:00] So close.

[02:16:13] This middle one's a pain in the ass, dude.

[02:16:38] I think we have to complete the middle one with the top one.

[02:16:59] written me out like this or maybe either the top one or the second one or this one

[02:17:10] whatever the case we don't want them

[02:17:59] do we have any other ones that move yes

[02:18:28] this. Motherfuckers, I'm gonna borrow gold, dude!

[02:18:53] and

[02:19:13] Is there a way to move this?

[02:19:31] I don't know.

[02:19:38] That's all the extra stuff.

[02:19:47] Wait, are we coming from above?

[02:19:49] Maybe?

[02:19:50] That's all the extra stuff I missed there.

[02:19:53] Why are we getting this, bitch?

[02:20:21] On the other side is Wenshaw.

[02:20:25] This thing?

[02:20:27] I can't interact with it.

[02:20:51] I mean, clearly there's something important in that chest, something cool.

[02:21:06] Wait, he doesn't give a fuck if I'm in here anymore, just that if you saw me sneaking

[02:21:21] in because I gave him a beer we're chill man

[02:21:51] I don't want to reset it, actually.

[02:22:21] Not bad

[02:22:51] Got it.

[02:23:18] She was assed dude.

[02:23:32] Well fuck, I think I earned myself a coffee, but I think I earned myself a fucking coffee break dude, I think I truly did dude.

[02:23:39] I think I, I think I did all for nothing. No, that was not all for nothing dude, because there was a guy in fuckin' your dick.

[02:23:48] Discord after stream dude, I'm not mad at you. Okay, I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you.

[02:23:52] Said upgrading your lock picking skill would not make it easy.

[02:24:18] What else would they do?

[02:24:25] I don't know.

[02:24:28] Dude, nothing.

[02:24:30] That gets you a break?

[02:24:32] Sure does.

[02:24:33] I gotta pee.

[02:24:34] I'm gonna get some coffee.

[02:26:18] Oh

[02:32:48] Dude, am I not the lockpicking lord?

[02:33:17] It's funny if you think about it, okay?

[02:33:29] Go on a journey with me briefly.

[02:33:33] Yesterday, during our sponsored segment of this game, I spent some time on the log picking.

[02:33:40] Okay.

[02:33:43] We failed.

[02:33:45] It was difficult.

[02:33:48] During the sponsor segment I said, I probably need to level up my lockpicking sum after

[02:33:53] reading a chat comment that was like, you can level it up, there's a lockpicking skill.

[02:33:59] Next day, okay, the people who made the game made a Steam community post that said, hey,

[02:34:06] we hear you about the lockpicking, it's really hard.

[02:34:09] It gets much easier when you level up your lockpicking.

[02:34:13] Like I said, during the sponsored segment, okay.

[02:34:18] It did, as we have just seen, as I have done two chests in a row, okay.

[02:34:35] After getting one level up.

[02:34:38] Boom.

[02:34:43] boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

[02:34:47] moon patch is crazy it didn't patch it dude

[02:34:54] should do a third chest to be sure now I think I'm not going to do anymore

[02:35:02] until we get the next level which we can do when I level up again

[02:35:09] because it still does take a while and it's still hard so

[02:35:18] I'm just gonna wait

[02:35:27] I can see what this is what it is

[02:35:31] Why are you so mad?

[02:35:33] Okay, get up.

[02:35:39] Chill bro, chill.

[02:35:52] What's up fellas?

[02:36:03] if i run into a crawler what do i do if you run the other way and if that's not an option

[02:36:09] fight and go straight to the head

[02:36:20] where the smoke is

[02:36:24] hey

[02:36:29] you didn't get the icor extraction training did you

[02:36:31] Now I get him.

[02:36:40] I don't know how he figures it out.

[02:36:49] Wow, he's got a lot of, uh...

[02:36:54] A lot of shmoney, dude.

[02:36:57] Can we play the loot? Wait, hold up. It says instrument.

[02:37:01] Where is it?

[02:37:25] Left column?

[02:37:26] Right.

[02:37:27] What the piece of me I cannot

[02:37:34] Can I get some nuggets from if you go

[02:37:43] How much is five fire protection who's

[02:37:57] Don't care, don't care, 677 there.

[02:38:11] I'm not here to mess up.

[02:38:18] Hey, find my M4-a, bro.

[02:38:29] Find my Jug, bro.

[02:38:37] Take these out of my inventory, bro.

[02:38:44] The gold is a material and I don't know what to use for, so we might hold on for it.

[02:38:49] So is the ruby.

[02:38:52] Okay.

[02:38:58] Is ore smelting tough work?

[02:39:02] It's the most fun I've had in my entire life.

[02:39:04] would you like to give it a try? of course it's tough work. if you mess it up you lose

[02:39:10] the magic in New York and it's worthless. not to mention all that fucking dust. it

[02:39:17] always gets into your eyes and chafes like a bitch. but still, bitch digging.

[02:39:24] Lysergic Knights and Hot Samps and Emporus and Diablo, man, that's a good one.

[02:39:33] Nah.

[02:39:34] Ah, that feels better.

[02:39:39] Ooh.

[02:39:40] Wait, uses water.

[02:39:42] Could save.

[02:39:44] Hell no.

[02:39:48] Water heals mana.

[02:39:51] Fuck that.

[02:39:59] Xymo bloody fucking story, mate.

[02:40:06] Okay.

[02:40:18] done here but we're gonna look around. A wee bit.

[02:40:35] So many nuggies, dude.

[02:40:40] You've had your fun. Now leave the diggers alone, all right?

[02:40:44] Hang on this way. Thanks.

[02:40:48] Awesome, Batty. Six ripping five subs. Thank you.

[02:40:53] Oh, hey.

[02:41:02] He's gonna cast me, bro.

[02:41:07] Alright, we're good.

[02:41:18] No!

[02:41:36] Son of a bitch dude.

[02:41:48] It takes an entire mana bar to kill it.

[02:42:06] Okay, oh shit.

[02:42:17] See dude!

[02:42:29] They call him the mushroom lord.

[02:42:44] Very good, very good.

[02:42:52] They call him the crawler slayer, dude.

[02:43:02] I literally cannot manfight these things because they kill me in one head, so...

[02:43:06] Whoa.

[02:43:07] Okay, goodbye, torch.

[02:43:18] Two weeks to wield this?

[02:43:25] Pick it up.

[02:43:43] What if these droughts of magical energy increase my maximum mana?

[02:43:48] I play the Hitman 2 from 2002 earlier and I think it was hardest shit.

[02:44:09] What's so hard about it, you just got to hit man.

[02:44:12] It might be done.

[02:44:16] Oh

[02:44:23] You just hit him with your gun with your bullet

[02:44:34] I'm still hearing the rattling though

[02:44:39] So fellas any nuggies and you really thought

[02:44:46] I am.

[02:44:56] What's your mouth?

[02:44:57] Or it'll get you in trouble.

[02:44:59] Eto.

[02:45:00] What are you doing with that rune?

[02:45:06] You fucking stupid piece of shit.

[02:45:13] I can't move.

[02:45:29] Why do the guards do that, bro?

[02:45:37] What are you doing with that rune?

[02:45:39] Maybe squaring up with the demon spider directly behind you.

[02:45:46] Got him, fuck you bitch.

[02:45:55] Yeah!

[02:45:57] See you there dude!

[02:46:04] Holy fuck!

[02:46:14] We gotta run in.

[02:46:21] All the way in.

[02:46:34] I got him.

[02:46:41] He's owning it!

[02:46:50] Nice kill, nice kill.

[02:47:01] Nice kill, nice kill.

[02:47:04] Just do it.

[02:47:06] Plus 10 Nuggies.

[02:47:13] Saves.

[02:47:21] I see the red eyes.

[02:47:31] I think we're running out of mushrooms, boys.

[02:47:55] Run out of the giga magical mushrooms.

[02:48:14] Field bow.

[02:48:16] Yep, too fucking stupid to use this shit.

[02:48:24] Oh, no! Billy!

[02:48:41] We have two rings of dexerite.

[02:48:59] Which means I can use debo.

[02:49:01] Oh hell.

[02:49:03] I wonder where you can get up there.

[02:49:19] I'd assume.

[02:49:27] Holy moly.

[02:49:29] I've got two of those!

[02:49:36] This is unlimited mana for 50 seconds, by the way.

[02:49:49] Nothing like some root.

[02:49:52] Which root do you think it is?

[02:49:57] Root beer. Oh yeah, root beer soup dude. Yeah. Probably.

[02:50:14] DIRT! I know that this guy's dead, we can mine his wall, dude. Everything works out in

[02:50:24] Same thing for some of the straight skies, even some of the...

[02:50:33] First, some schnaps.

[02:50:46] I followed your advice to start pushing my hair back every chance I get to acquire your hair island,

[02:50:51] Two corners of my hairline are rapidly receiving it's working.

[02:50:56] This guy's name is Garp.

[02:51:03] Who names their kid Garp?

[02:51:06] Maybe it's short for Garpealed.

[02:51:08] Maybe he really hates Mondays.

[02:51:12] He's got black blood.

[02:51:21] Oh, look at that.

[02:51:31] Have you ever tried finasteride in or minoxidil?

[02:51:35] I don't know, man.

[02:51:38] Just feels like wearing a hat with extra steps.

[02:51:42] Oh, it's only one.

[02:51:47] Go get you a toupee, bro.

[02:51:57] What's that orc doing here?

[02:52:05] him he's been working for us ever since he's not even shamed up why doesn't he

[02:52:10] just flee he tried once the waters beat him up so badly he couldn't walk for a

[02:52:15] month he's been pretty docile ever since

[02:52:20] where is it

[02:52:23] Don't tell me he died.

[02:52:48] Where is the orc, dude?

[02:52:51] I'm sure they don't mind.

[02:53:21] I can't wait till Kill here, god. Holy fuck.

[02:53:33] Speaking gibberish, bro.

[02:53:40] Excuse me, do you mind if I take over here, bro?

[02:53:51] Yep, picking mushrooms and picking nuggies, dude.

[02:54:08] It's a humble living.

[02:54:11] So much gotta do it.

[02:54:20] Wait, can we go on that?

[02:54:27] Hold on.

[02:54:34] That's not a hole, guys.

[02:54:37] Well, let's see what's behind gate number one.

[02:54:43] What's behind there? Why? Feeling adventurous? Just curious. That can be quite bad for your elf.

[02:54:50] Mine has to last that tunnel before the barrier. The old digger says because there was a

[02:54:54] shitload of minewaters beyond it. Are you good? Go away.

[02:55:00] I think I canceled the dialogue. I didn't read the sub-pilots I'm going in

[02:55:19] Okay, fair enough

[02:55:30] It doesn't seem so bad down here.

[02:55:38] Potato.

[02:55:39] Beer.

[02:55:40] Wine.

[02:55:41] Advanced beer.

[02:55:42] How come I'm allowed to just take this shit?

[02:55:51] Surely this belongs to someone.

[02:55:56] Nuggy.

[02:55:57] Boobs, thanks for 7. Hello, Tammy.

[02:56:04] So, I'm not gonna talk to you, though.

[02:56:11] I will take your Nuggy. Fuck you.

[02:56:15] We're gonna be so freakin' rich, dude.

[02:56:22] What do we got, 1-18?

[02:56:25] Yup.

[02:56:26] We gotta find someone who can buy this $700 sword we've got.

[02:56:34] Because I ain't ever gonna be able to use that ship.

[02:56:39] Oh.

[02:56:40] Oh.

[02:56:41] Oh yeah.

[02:56:42] Oh yeah.

[02:56:43] Oh yeah.

[02:56:44] Oh yeah.

[02:56:45] Oh yeah.

[02:56:46] Oh yeah.

[02:56:47] Oh yeah.

[02:56:48] Oh yeah.

[02:56:49] Oh yeah.

[02:56:50] Guys, I don't think there's anything up here.

[02:56:59] Yeah, I think we're done.

[02:57:05] I mean, I think I've gone in every passage, pretty sure.

[02:57:14] Yoink!

[02:57:19] We cannot survive that fall.

[02:57:31] This place was chill.

[02:57:33] Slide.

[02:57:35] Wow, you actually slide.

[02:57:44] I

[02:57:52] May have something to

[02:57:56] You think that guy's like best friends with that orc think they hang out

[02:58:02] After work what's been mocked or as they say in Auckland work

[02:58:14] Oh, yeah.

[02:58:21] None of you guys could have come up with that.

[02:58:34] Literally none of you, dude.

[02:58:41] I

[02:58:52] Kind of the overlay is kind of like an evolution of like communicating with other people on Dark Souls when you like

[02:58:58] Enter their world and like drop the stuff or whatever

[02:59:01] the talking paints or whatever

[02:59:07] Hello, I can't even use the workbench. I got no talent dude

[02:59:11] I can get you anything if the horse right

[02:59:20] who armor that would have gone very different back in the day I can't buy this other cross

[02:59:32] space. Make sense. He's got water and beer.

[02:59:39] Why'd you shut up, dude?

[02:59:46] I wonder what these coins are for. I bet we'd go somewhere eventually where there were

[02:59:55] You have to be careful what you're saying.

[03:00:00] Brrrrr...

[03:00:02] That's really not my problem.

[03:00:06] Whatever.

[03:00:09] If you say so.

[03:00:10] I'm out 5.

[03:00:11] That's okay.

[03:00:12] It was obvious, that this...

[03:00:15] Ah, fresh face.

[03:00:17] Pop the blue yet, man?

[03:00:20] Damn.

[03:00:21] Oh, selfish.

[03:00:22] Who are you talking to?

[03:00:23] Pop the blue.

[03:00:24] Mind your first nugget.

[03:00:26] Sorry that I've been here so long.

[03:00:28] I forgot there's folk who don't breathe mine here all day.

[03:00:32] Ten years, Dispene.

[03:00:34] Can you believe it?

[03:00:36] Ten years, but here I am.

[03:00:38] Still mining.

[03:00:39] Not sure if that's a good thing.

[03:00:41] The old mine by the exchange zone was bad at home.

[03:00:44] At least until the whole place flooded.

[03:00:46] I...

[03:00:47] Well, listen to me rambling.

[03:00:50] It's so really amic-y now.

[03:00:53] You must have seen some people trying to break out in the ten years you've been here.

[03:00:57] I know where this is going.

[03:01:00] Just don't drag me here.

[03:01:01] Dear lad, just forget about it.

[03:01:04] We've all been there.

[03:01:05] Dream is the outside world, but it's just that.

[03:01:09] A dream.

[03:01:10] No way.

[03:01:11] That barrier has come to stay.

[03:01:13] And trust me, I've seen the share of funk who thought they knew better.

[03:01:17] Don't make the same mistake.

[03:01:19] I won't spend the rest of my life mining ore.

[03:01:22] That's why I told myself to, yet now, here I am.

[03:01:27] But who knows?

[03:01:29] Maybe you'll end up as one of the top dogs.

[03:01:32] Time will tell.

[03:01:33] Even then, the barrier won't care.

[03:01:36] It kills all the same.

[03:01:38] I'll be going.

[03:01:39] Stay safe.

[03:01:40] You too, lad.

[03:01:41] You too.

[03:01:42] That would've gone very different back in the day.

[03:01:47] I'll remember you, brother.

[03:01:50] I don't think I can...

[03:01:53] Wait.

[03:02:05] Sorry, dude. Sorry.

[03:02:11] Soup.

[03:02:14] They forgive easy. I like that.

[03:02:16] I

[03:02:46] The poor swaps have a bad place.

[03:02:51] I must have to be a guy.

[03:02:58] Always the same old story.

[03:03:01] Ben?

[03:03:03] I've been wrong.

[03:03:09] Yes?

[03:03:11] I've been.

[03:03:15] Hi.

[03:03:16] I'm not getting it.

[03:03:45] I think it's still under here.

[03:03:50] I think I'm on cover.

[03:03:52] Dude!

[03:03:55] I think it's under here.

[03:04:05] Help yourself.

[03:04:07] not enough war

[03:04:17] not enough war

[03:04:21] oops

[03:04:37] Oops. Oops.

[03:05:07] I think I got a restart, I don't know.

[03:05:37] What a black pile of bullets.

[03:05:44] Still.

[03:05:46] Already done that.

[03:05:49] Good thing.

[03:05:55] I'm gonna have to be again.

[03:06:01] I gotta get this one right, but to do that, this one's gonna last.

[03:06:59] me fucking lockpicks

[03:07:44] I think I got to get these ones lower.

[03:08:10] I need a key for that, to my help.

[03:08:20] Got up.

[03:08:21] Most of you are out of head, mate.

[03:08:35] One state at a time, Miss!

[03:08:48] Hmm... I gotta get these... maybe I don't have to get them sacked up.

[03:09:05] Okay

[03:10:35] I think I'm solving the wrong ones first.

[03:11:00] I don't...

[03:11:30] He torched.

[03:12:00] Maybe we're gonna get this middle one lower?

[03:12:18] I'm just not worth listening to you.

[03:12:25] Ah, wait.

[03:12:30] I'm just not worth listening to you.

[03:12:38] I'm just not worth listening to you.

[03:12:47] I think I'm doing the same thing again.

[03:13:13] Oh wait.

[03:13:40] Which one is the problem piece?

[03:13:43] It's one of these.

[03:13:53] Bottom right.

[03:14:13] I think I think we're gonna we're gonna fix the top ones first. I think the reason I'm

[03:14:25] not solving this is I'm not using this.

[03:14:30] And I think we got to get both of these kind of low.

[03:14:54] How do we get this one lower?

[03:15:17] No.

[03:15:19] No.

[03:15:24] What I don't have the right key let me try more down

[03:15:53] I don't think we move this one first.

[03:16:23] one

[03:16:53] of

[03:19:15] I don't think I have to move the middle piece.

[03:19:37] You do?

[03:19:41] Why?

[03:19:42] Oh, I should have listened to that rubbish, though.

[03:19:49] As long as I ain't going to get anything, I'll resolve it.

[03:19:57] Oh, fuck, what piece of me.

[03:20:03] What the hell do you think?

[03:20:12] I need this one to be up here.

[03:20:35] I need the ones on the bottom to be lower.

[03:21:05] I might be close. I don't think so actually.

[03:21:30] I think I locked myself.

[03:21:54] Wait.

[03:21:55] Hold on.

[03:21:57] I gotta move this one up.

[03:22:00] I don't know anything to do with it.

[03:22:06] Already done that.

[03:22:09] I get it.

[03:22:11] Looks like that had me spanked.

[03:22:17] Watch where you're staying, Bane.

[03:22:22] I'm gonna find the decal to get to the point here.

[03:22:25] I forget if- Yes.

[03:22:32] Yes.

[03:22:35] Could be.

[03:22:37] Could be.

[03:22:41] Must be some truth in that story.

[03:22:48] I think I have to get the top one in sync with the bottom three.

[03:23:18] But I think I'm most I'm not sure that's it

[03:23:37] Oh

[03:23:48] I think I had it close for as long as I could think of it.

[03:24:17] Close. For a second there.

[03:24:47] We have the top one and the bottom two on opposite sides and that's not Dijobu.

[03:25:12] I think I have to put these two to the bottom.

[03:25:42] I

[03:26:12] right right I keep forgetting connections

[03:26:41] What a bunch of bugs.

[03:26:48] That would have gone over this as a lie, mate.

[03:26:51] Back in Moor Day.

[03:26:53] Oh, God, that is heavy.

[03:27:01] I don't know about this. Still up.

[03:27:03] Maybe not, maybe we have to get the top one on the top side.

[03:27:14] I don't know, seems too complicated.

[03:27:19] I need a key for that.

[03:27:21] Yeah, we're just going to level up our lockpicking, I think.

[03:27:26] Oh, sorry.

[03:27:28] Yeah.

[03:27:29] Uh, train I'm six for getting what's up.

[03:27:32] Thank you.

[03:27:34] Let me in his shoes to be honest.

[03:27:37] Excuse me, fellas.

[03:27:38] Come on now.

[03:27:40] No need to spread that around.

[03:27:44] Got it.

[03:27:47] Whee.

[03:27:48] I robbed you.

[03:27:55] T.J. they for seven?

[03:28:00] T.J.

[03:28:02] I'll keep my head down.

[03:28:12] Mike.

[03:28:14] Keep your head down, Mike.

[03:28:16] Is this lockpicking minigame the same one that's in the original by the way?

[03:28:24] No? Damn.

[03:28:28] Abner Marsh's result? Didn't I play the original? Hmm, yeah. I did. In an altering universe, where I did.

[03:28:38] Guard.

[03:28:41] Mon Wooper Dynamics, it's for service.

[03:28:50] Did we check this one?

[03:28:54] This might be the way out.

[03:28:57] I've been down here so long, I forget what the service looks like.

[03:29:01] Maybe I have some persona news tomorrow?

[03:29:12] I don't really care about persona, but I will be happy for you, chatter.

[03:29:17] How about that?

[03:29:19] I sure do.

[03:29:23] How about that?

[03:29:28] sleep in bench maybe put the torch out first though

[03:29:39] psycho

[03:29:50] 420 donger we makes for seven stone triplets for seven

[03:29:58] Another beautiful day in the slave pit.

[03:30:03] Oh, the B-52's here.

[03:30:13] Let's go talk to Diego.

[03:30:24] Berries.

[03:30:29] Climb this. Loser.

[03:30:34] Nice. Excellent footwork.

[03:30:50] There it is. The realm's oldest tree.

[03:30:55] Wow.

[03:30:58] Wow.

[03:31:07] Chop it?

[03:31:08] I don't think I should do that.

[03:31:13] provide shade for all of the woodland creatures, Skellington.

[03:31:32] I can't wait to go back to town and then become a shadow, guys.

[03:31:39] The fingers is going to damp me up and he's going to be like, dude,

[03:31:44] heard you pick those two chests.

[03:31:45] He's like, yup.

[03:31:46] And he's going to be like, took me 20 years before I picked my first shit.

[03:31:50] Yeah, I bet it did, bro.

[03:31:54] I bet it fucking did, bro.

[03:31:59] Sure, let us complete the ritual, shall we?

[03:32:08] Saves?

[03:32:10] Saves?

[03:32:30] Guys, the ritual isn't complete.

[03:32:38] Do we have to jump?

[03:32:50] I'm invincible.

[03:32:53] The ritual gave me invulnerability.

[03:33:00] I can't fucking believe it.

[03:33:08] Let's test our new bow.

[03:33:12] Okay, feel free to draw.

[03:33:16] Okay.

[03:33:19] Draw the bow!

[03:33:33] I leave them alone, they leave me alone.

[03:33:34] That's not fucking true!

[03:33:38] They attack my ass.

[03:33:47] Hammer.

[03:33:51] Grail to me.

[03:34:03] So windy.

[03:34:05] Wow.

[03:34:06] The elements.

[03:34:11] Ooh, too-too golden going.

[03:34:14] Yes, sir!

[03:34:18] Fuck you!

[03:34:31] Oh my, emergency fireball.

[03:34:36] It didn't feel so good, did it, bitch?

[03:34:44] Rips your fur off.

[03:34:53] With my bare hands.

[03:35:00] Quadrant of the GE.

[03:35:03] Do you bankstand that?

[03:35:05] I'm Bankstain.

[03:35:17] Oh Diego!

[03:35:29] I have killed two of the thugs you've sent after me.

[03:35:35] see around watch your back you're gonna run out of diggers to send my away bro

[03:35:42] I'm gonna kill them all no hesitation can you teach me something sure why not

[03:35:53] I don't want to use like a...

[03:35:57] Big words.

[03:35:58] It kills the villain.

[03:36:00] Nah, I don't think so.

[03:36:02] Come back soon.

[03:36:05] I have the supply list.

[03:36:18] Well done.

[03:36:19] I'll learn you some points with us.

[03:36:23] Ooh 750xp, what the hell?

[03:36:25] Dude, I have done so much for you you fucking bitch. Let me in the camp interesting. You ask I

[03:36:32] Talked to some folk and that you took down Kareem completely blew his mind

[03:36:37] He wouldn't stop talking about it. That's for sly. I think he's wrong about Nick

[03:36:41] Do I have to find this man wouldn't stop complaining

[03:36:43] But he never struck me as a turncoat fingers said you're useful. It usually means you've got some sleight of head

[03:36:49] That's good about Thoris. He said we could use a man like you. Let me tell you that's worth a damn lot

[03:36:57] Oh, no, not bad for a freshie, but you'll need more

[03:37:04] Or is this stupid fuck

[03:37:08] Literally right outside of the gate wait this gate right here

[03:37:14] North theater south

[03:37:19] Other game. Okay.

[03:37:23] Sweet.

[03:37:26] Just kill the guards. I can't. I'm a freshie, dude. I'm a fucking weakling.

[03:37:39] Beat this challenge. It's gonna be easy after chapter two.

[03:37:42] Well, that was a good set.

[03:37:44] Me right now at the end of season one. Chapter one, Shadow. 70 Strength, Scarf Sword.

[03:37:49] One hand level to lock pick level to climbing level 10

[03:37:57] I don't know if I'm gonna be able to beat that so like

[03:38:05] Someone's real good

[03:38:08] That chatter is playing the game and he's happy to share it dude. There's nothing wrong with that. That's wholesome

[03:38:14] There's like a finite amount of experience you can get in the game, right?

[03:38:23] For example, every time a guard kills something that I'm fighting, I can never get that experience.

[03:38:34] Oh, dude, it's the guy I killed.

[03:38:43] He's still here, dying.

[03:38:52] Mole rats, eh?

[03:38:54] Not a problem for the mole rat slayer.

[03:39:08] I call him the Mora King.

[03:39:17] No one calls me that, I made that up.

[03:39:21] Wish I could hold a torch and my sword.

[03:39:28] Amulet of the Dead Guard.

[03:39:30] Neck.

[03:39:38] mystery, solved it, trash come along torch come along I don't want you to see

[03:40:01] this guy's corpse any longer it's disgusting

[03:40:09] absolutely vile

[03:40:17] don't get stuck

[03:40:31] We have to talk to Fletcher, who is up here.

[03:40:50] That killed Mud.

[03:40:51] No, Mud was devoured by scavengers.

[03:40:54] Unfortunate very sad

[03:41:02] We visited his corpse at least once a day to bear respects, what have you done?

[03:41:13] Big guy

[03:41:17] Wait a moment

[03:41:19] About neck, huh? I think I found all did you that?

[03:41:23] Did he really turn cold?

[03:41:25] No, he's dead. The Moorites got him.

[03:41:28] Really?

[03:41:29] Oh, shit. He was a good man.

[03:41:32] I guess I'm gonna have to take over this patch for good now.

[03:41:36] In osprey's.

[03:41:38] Did you know Neckwell?

[03:41:40] More or less. I tossed us in together, but he's been doing his own thing for a while now.

[03:41:46] Now ask me why.

[03:41:48] So, can you back to me, oh, okay, bitch.

[03:41:53] Uh, oh wait, I talked to Sly.

[03:41:59] Where the fuck is Sly, dude?

[03:42:03] I don't remember.

[03:42:06] Oh no.

[03:42:10] Where are their names popping up?

[03:42:14] There we go.

[03:42:16] That stuff isn't half bad.

[03:42:22] Doo doo doo doo.

[03:42:31] Next to gate entrance left from cartographer.

[03:42:34] Thank you.

[03:42:37] Where are the bobs in this game?

[03:42:39] We haven't met a bob yet.

[03:42:41] I'm a mess, Mike.

[03:42:44] Okay, yeah, it's sitting time, I guess.

[03:43:06] Did the blue butterfly, Steve?

[03:43:09] Holy shiz.

[03:43:16] Could it be the butterfly effect?

[03:43:25] I wanna rob you.

[03:43:27] Fuck.

[03:43:33] Why don't you shut the fuck up? I'm about to be your boss, bitch.

[03:43:39] he's gonna be so mad hey what's up bro I found him he's dead bloody hell so I

[03:43:53] was right where was he in a cave near the camp the more rats got him more

[03:43:58] Alright, tough luck.

[03:44:00] Is he fan of anything on him? Not proof?

[03:44:04] Afraid not.

[03:44:08] Yeah, an amulet.

[03:44:10] Here.

[03:44:12] I ain't mad at beauty.

[03:44:14] We've always done this, wife.

[03:44:16] Pretty cool bitch, right with me.

[03:44:18] If they are gonna ask me, I'll tell him you're the best damn sleuth this place has ever seen.

[03:44:24] Guys, I think it's time.

[03:44:26] I finally get to leave this hellhole.

[03:44:35] Keep load game and keep the amulet. The amulet doesn't do anything. I mean, maybe in the future.

[03:44:56] Good job you left the lasting impression that said you're still a bit green behind the ears to become a shadow

[03:45:03] Oh, how do I fix that? What do you think by getting some more experience go out there do some hunting pick up some skills now?

[03:45:11] We'll talk

[03:45:14] I'm a loser I

[03:45:17] Guess we're going hunting boys

[03:45:23] We're close to level

[03:45:26] um...

[03:45:34] pppppp ppppp pppp

[03:45:46] You might have what we need here. I don't think so, though.

[03:45:51] I thought the ingredient's gone away!

[03:45:53] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:45:56] Okay, so I don't have any onions, I don't think.

[03:46:07] Maybe.

[03:46:08] We got two potatoes, two carrots.

[03:46:15] I think we cooked the scavenger meat, which probably makes it so we can't do that.

[03:46:20] I don't have any of that.

[03:46:24] Is the dude in the market area who sells them?

[03:46:25] To the market!

[03:46:31] Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

[03:46:40] Where'd you guys swim in there?

[03:46:44] Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

[03:46:50] You guys want to get Legionnaires disease together? Is that what you would get from that? Who knows?

[03:46:57] Now!

[03:47:00] Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!

[03:47:05] I'm looking for magic!

[03:47:09] I wonder if these books are important?

[03:47:12] Why don't they teach me recipes?

[03:47:15] I can't read. No, our character has established as litter. Your power game. It's $22 reviews.

[03:47:31] Let's see what we got.

[03:47:39] Would you like a crude sword, mayhaps?

[03:47:47] You're at least fucking worth those ass items, dude.

[03:47:55] Fucking dumb, cringe ass items, dude.

[03:47:57] They meant, I can't read, ohhhh yeah.

[03:48:09] I need someone to sell me onion.

[03:48:12] Oh that felt good.

[03:48:14] So that will show me a good ass stuff in the co-

[03:48:19] I think we're in luck dude.

[03:48:23] I think we're still going to need scavenger meat though.

[03:48:28] Yeah, that cricket is a really fucking loud dog.

[03:48:35] Just a little choking and not much out. We're working here, man.

[03:48:39] I'm looking to join the old camp and become a shadow.

[03:48:42] In other words, you're trying to prove yourself.

[03:48:46] Yeah, that's something I could use a hand with.

[03:48:49] if you do well I'll put in a good word for you what do you need there's a guy in

[03:48:54] the swamp camp who goes by the name Cologne he's a cool dog

[03:49:00] he's also an alchemist and he's got a recipe for a how should I say potent

[03:49:08] brew they call it green juice they brew it with mind you call the eye core and a

[03:49:14] The loons drink it to open their minds to the sleeper.

[03:49:18] Diego wants me to get that recipe.

[03:49:21] What's stopping me?

[03:49:22] Colombe.

[03:49:23] That old bastard won't talk to anyone who is a necrotist.

[03:49:27] That's where you come in.

[03:49:29] Head to the swamp camp and act as though you wanna join him.

[03:49:33] Colombe checks all the novices sooner or later.

[03:49:36] Once he talks to you, get me the recipe.

[03:49:40] Sounds like a tricky job. What's in it for me?

[03:49:45] Alright. Let's see what I can do.

[03:49:48] I don't want to dupe those guys. They're so nice.

[03:49:51] We're working here, man. That's the best.

[03:49:55] Bum, bum, bum.

[03:50:01] Alright. Take me to your camp. I want to see it.

[03:50:05] Certainly. I will leave the way. Just follow me.

[03:50:09] It so begins our pilgrimage, dude.

[03:50:20] I'm gonna follow Bal Pérez, dude.

[03:50:25] He's gonna sick-look at Mace.

[03:50:27] Yeah, he's gonna be really sad when this guy dies by accident and drops that Mace.

[03:50:32] It's gonna be really fucking sad, actually.

[03:50:39] Let's see if he can.

[03:50:42] Actually haven't been out this way.

[03:50:48] Hold on bro, I gotta kill these guys.

[03:50:53] Disregard.

[03:50:55] Alert!

[03:50:56] Alert!

[03:50:59] ALERT!

[03:51:09] Alright, these guys are gobs.

[03:51:14] And got the one who was immortal while walking with you?

[03:51:23] Okay, so we've done one of these as per requests already and the guy that's storing us was

[03:51:26] not immortal.

[03:51:29] But maybe he was a bitch compared to this guy.

[03:51:33] I think we're gonna level from this.

[03:51:38] This guy's like a fucking giga-trad.

[03:51:43] Goink!

[03:51:45] What's up, bro?

[03:51:48] Dude, I can skin that wolf!

[03:51:54] Hey, kill that dog for me.

[03:51:59] Nice combo.

[03:52:08] So there came south of Southgate huh?

[03:52:13] You got this bro.

[03:52:17] You so got this.

[03:52:19] You don't take them?

[03:52:23] Fuck them up bro.

[03:52:34] fucking bloodsuckers

[03:52:37] chill man, can you not swear please?

[03:52:46] these look pickable

[03:52:56] let us continue my lord

[03:52:59] wait there's a wolf over here bro, hang on

[03:53:04] Hey, what's up?

[03:53:15] Hey, come over here.

[03:53:22] All hell.

[03:53:23] Help.

[03:53:24] You got this, dog.

[03:53:25] Help.

[03:53:26] You got this, dog.

[03:53:38] Not too bad, huh?

[03:53:39] No, that was really good. Keep it up.

[03:53:45] Come along, buddy.

[03:53:48] dude summon build look at that waterfall

[03:54:02] I'm gonna go over there then mark my map

[03:54:07] Yes

[03:54:12] treasure

[03:54:15] Wait, are we not going backwards right now?

[03:54:34] happening. You chill? Thanks, man. See that mountain over there? You can climb it.

[03:55:03] like how an oblivion climbing a mountain is literally just like it's just like a

[03:55:12] big slope it's not much climbing just a vertical walking

[03:55:20] you'd kill the crocodile

[03:55:24] come on man wait he might die chug not too bad huh no that was really good dude keep

[03:55:43] it up oh my god I can't even tell what that is more out

[03:55:48] that's right buddy I wish I had done these escort quests sooner dude

[03:56:05] You make a fine meal.

[03:56:13] You got this champ.

[03:56:15] Do I like the game?

[03:56:17] I do like the game.

[03:56:20] Oh my.

[03:56:28] the chosen one. Hey aren't you forgetting something there Chief? Step to it bitch.

[03:56:41] Not too bad huh? Don't worry I'll clean up. Logging in to hit

[03:56:52] Man to kill Wiz Khalifa. No, no, no.

[03:56:56] Well, I'm broke before you go.

[03:57:01] What's up, guys?

[03:57:18] Oh.

[03:57:19] You got this man. He's so fucking dead, actually.

[03:57:30] One more hit. Don't die, bro.

[03:57:33] Not too bad, huh?

[03:57:38] Our dastardly plan has almost reached its conclusion.

[03:57:43] Wait, let's just kill them.

[03:57:50] It's over, friend.

[03:57:55] I'll find the way from here.

[03:58:00] Never mind.

[03:58:05] I've been warned against it by TwistShadow.

[03:58:07] Templars protect us

[03:58:09] They're the best fighters within the barrier, and they can teach you a lot the gurus guide us

[03:58:16] They're wisdom and inner strength life are white

[03:58:24] For you at least you're dead, bro, I'm so fucking sorry

[03:58:37] Oops.

[03:58:38] I didn't die.

[03:58:39] I got it right down here.

[03:58:45] Ripped swamp quest, it doesn't matter if they die, I don't think.

[03:58:58] I

[03:59:08] Go win all out when soon I lost

[03:59:25] Bring it on bitch

[03:59:28] I got so much meat, dude.

[03:59:38] Come on, bro.

[03:59:41] If I had the healing spell, could I heal him?

[03:59:47] Mild Ealinger.

[04:00:02] You gotta skip some guys. I don't want them to dis-eye.

[04:00:11] How do they permit this? Like, how are they allowed to do this?

[04:00:17] So far now, these guys are just lazy stoners, dude.

[04:00:26] You got this, bro.

[04:00:28] Hmm?

[04:00:46] Alright, meat is the juiciest meat.

[04:00:51] Where'd that third one go?

[04:00:57] Am I going to Shrek House? Yeah. Kind of, yeah.

[04:01:06] Don't gay!

[04:01:07] Guess I'm not lying from Shrek.

[04:01:10] Got this, bro.

[04:01:27] I see it.

[04:01:45] Over the moorers.

[04:01:46] Whoops.

[04:01:47] Whoopsie deezy.

[04:01:48] No one has to slave away in the mines with us.

[04:01:55] You can rest once you're in the camp.

[04:01:58] Shut up.

[04:02:00] Oh, he stopped so we get too far away.

[04:02:09] Mountain moss!

[04:02:13] Would you guys eat moss?

[04:02:25] Where we knocked him down, that means he's gonna heal, unless he gets mad at his axis.

[04:02:35] Let's see.

[04:02:36] We can also loot him now.

[04:02:42] Yeah.

[04:02:43] Get up.

[04:02:44] Get the fuck up!

[04:02:45] Get the fuck up!

[04:02:46] Get the fuck up!

[04:02:47] Get the fuck up!

[04:02:48] Get the fuck up!

[04:02:49] Get the fuck up! Get the fuck up!

[04:03:03] What's he gonna do without a weapon?

[04:03:06] Hold on.

[04:03:08] Alright, take me to your kit, sir, and Lee.

[04:03:11] Oh, yeah.

[04:03:18] So what's it, what's he gonna do without a weapon?

[04:03:26] Clearly you've never seen these guys do the overhead hammer strike before.

[04:03:37] Not so bad, huh?

[04:03:48] Alright, he's gonna die though.

[04:03:58] Smell that?

[04:03:59] There's same old fruit.

[04:04:05] That scambot just DM'd me in this chat.

[04:04:07] What the fuck?

[04:04:08] For I don't know why you guys got...

[04:04:10] Whispers on him, I'll be honest.

[04:04:14] Uh-oh.

[04:04:28] Okay man, let's keep it steppin' shall we?

[04:04:57] So you don't die?

[04:05:09] Move over.

[04:05:15] Fine.

[04:05:19] Here we are.

[04:05:20] Back down there is our camp.

[04:05:22] The Templars will let you through.

[04:05:24] Once you're in, take a look around.

[04:05:27] I'm sure you won't regret coming in.

[04:05:29] If you decide to join, ask for Cork along.

[04:05:32] He supervises the novices.

[04:05:34] I'll make my way back to the old camp now.

[04:05:36] There's still plenty of lost souls waiting for guidance.

[04:05:39] Good luck.

[04:05:41] Hello.

[04:05:42] Should I get 200 experience for him surviving?

[04:05:54] Really capturing the swamp feeling right now.

[04:06:18] of wind. Oh, a blunt! Yippee! Also, I guess these guys are the ones who use the coins.

[04:06:36] Yeah, this is what Flora sounds like by the way.

[04:06:48] It actually sounds just like this.

[04:06:54] Come on.

[04:07:06] So good. Holy moly.

[04:07:09] What a shot.

[04:07:12] Ooh, Swamp Lead!

[04:07:14] Wait, maybe we can make our own boy.

[04:07:22] That's so fucking loud, dude.

[04:07:27] Don't want me to roll your one up.

[04:07:39] stay high no lie you know this swap weed

[04:07:52] produce sound effects

[04:07:58] well what about every other sound effect pattern

[04:08:09] The piercing noise is getting me immersed.

[04:08:32] This guy's like hippies or what?

[04:08:41] Worse? Uh-oh.

[04:08:47] I don't like the way you set this.

[04:08:53] This looks like Temple in the Middle and then Alchemist and then... Farm?

[04:09:02] I'm not sure what to do.

[04:09:08] I'll just go for the first one.

[04:09:12] Brother.

[04:09:13] It's not too difficult, folks, to mention.

[04:09:18] It's not too difficult, folks, to mention.

[04:09:29] Hi. I'm new here.

[04:09:31] Always a joy to see a lost soul saved by the sleeper's wisdom.

[04:09:35] Well, Matt Stranger, I'm Nairus.

[04:09:39] What can you tell me about this place?

[04:09:41] About the camp, you mean.

[04:09:43] Don't cross the gurus.

[04:09:45] They are the most important people around here.

[04:09:48] They spread the sleeper's teachings and tell the novices about Master Ibarion's holy visions.

[04:09:53] It's a true privilege.

[04:09:55] The Baryon is far too weary from his close bond to the sleeper, so this is the only way

[04:10:01] we can revel in his wisdom, though he sometimes does give sermons on Temple Square.

[04:10:07] You should stick around, stranger.

[04:10:09] Perhaps you'll get to witness one yourself.

[04:10:12] Uh, is this guy like swamp Jesus?

[04:10:17] What does the sleeper tell a Baryon in these holy visions?

[04:10:20] Oh, it's abstract for the most part. Pictures, memories, word fragments.

[04:10:26] But the sleeper does this to protect us. If he were to fully connect with a human,

[04:10:32] even with a baryon, their brain would most likely just crumble under his power.

[04:10:37] That is why he and the gurus have been preparing the Great Awakening,

[04:10:41] a grand ritual where the best of us will join our minds so the sleeper may truly speak to us

[04:10:47] for the first time, and that is when he will finally show us the path to freedom.

[04:10:52] Corkalom, our chief alchemist, has prepared an elixir for this purpose, the dream juice.

[04:11:00] It puts us into a heightened state of mind once we drink it. That state, as well as dreams,

[04:11:06] are the only way to receive the sleeper's signals. I see.

[04:11:12] Is that all you had to say, bro?

[04:11:13] I see okay

[04:11:28] What's up, man? Hey, how's it going? What's it look like? I'm hanging by a thread here

[04:11:33] The mash in those fucking herbs for two days straight

[04:11:37] Harlock should have taken over ages ago, but it's always the same with that bastard bet you a hundred nugs

[04:11:42] He's still in his hut snoring his lungs out. Aren't you gonna do anything?

[04:11:46] They came in wankered up faster. I can't leave my post as long as Balarun is here watching us

[04:11:52] Those herbs in can amash themselves. That's it. You're asking

[04:11:56] Why don't you pay him a visit? His hut is right under Cologne's lab next to Fortuno shop

[04:12:02] Tell him to move his lazy arse over here

[04:12:05] Or else I'm gonna give him the beating of a lifetime. That's not very swamp of you, bro

[04:12:12] How's it going, old man?

[04:12:14] The home is the best. His potion's really bad.

[04:12:16] How's it going, old man?

[04:12:20] May the sleeper be with you.

[04:12:21] As long as I get to stay out of it.

[04:12:23] Hi there.

[04:12:25] I'm new to the colony.

[04:12:28] And I'll be going to...

[04:12:30] Boomers.

[04:12:37] Okay, dude, chill.

[04:12:39] Oh, so now you can talk.

[04:12:41] It's lots of story.

[04:12:46] He lost. No wonder he's signed, bro.

[04:12:48] Oh, shit.

[04:12:53] Hey, pass.

[04:12:55] How do they have a hookah?

[04:12:58] If we're your leaders, Iberian, core Kalam and core Angler,

[04:13:02] they're our fathers in spirit. They are a connection to the sleeper.

[04:13:06] When we participate in the invocations, it's through them that the sleeper speaks to us.

[04:13:11] When the freshie says something so sleeperphobic you gotta hit him with the ball side.

[04:13:17] Ain't that the truth.

[04:13:20] I didn't mean to be sleeperphobic, dude.

[04:13:28] Hear my tight- Hear my weak little footsteps, dude.

[04:13:31] Have to re-load the sound effects volume to five.

[04:13:41] Slides are you fine do you find whatever that's a lot better

[04:13:50] I'm following the signs

[04:13:53] Freedom when he awakens

[04:13:56] So

[04:13:59] You look like a powerful man master

[04:14:04] Master your head is quite shiny today

[04:14:07] how come these guys and want to become a novice can you help me good Jen I hate these guys

[04:14:22] Dude, he immediately begins talking to other people.

[04:14:27] That's fucked up.

[04:14:37] What you got, Darian?

[04:14:45] We got Club?

[04:14:48] Club?

[04:14:52] Club

[04:14:56] Did your shit suck you

[04:15:02] By this and this

[04:15:12] Little can withstand his force I'd rather stay out of this

[04:15:17] sure I'm rich you see you see this guy's already I want to improve my armor sorry

[04:15:31] brother I can't share this knowledge with non-believers that's dillis in action dude

[04:15:38] wouldn't have played out that way back jokes on him I literally don't have armor so fuck you

[04:15:44] Oh, here he is.

[04:15:50] What?

[04:15:52] Do we smoke weed?

[04:15:56] Alright, we doin' this.

[04:16:08] Oh

[04:16:19] Pulling it out, dude

[04:16:29] Yeah, almost beat my ass

[04:16:34] You the click you can't wait to mash some herbs

[04:16:38] I just want to see you mashing all right, all right, I'm going

[04:16:50] Well, let's go let's go get a reward then I guess let's make sure this guy actually shows up to work dude

[04:17:01] I'm gonna pass on that

[04:17:08] Whee, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee.

[04:17:15] Oh, what's up?

[04:17:18] My reward, sire?

[04:17:22] Since you finally got relieved.

[04:17:24] Damn right I did. Finally, some kip.

[04:17:28] Thanks again, mate.

[04:17:30] What's your opinion on Chalula?

[04:17:31] Stranger.

[04:17:33] Gorham told me what he was.

[04:17:35] It's one of my favorites.

[04:17:35] And it's not a basic bitch, but I think it has a very good form.

[04:18:02] Uh, where are they?

[04:18:05] Have I given you permission to address me? May the sleeper forgive you for this blunder

[04:18:12] As for your question

[04:18:14] If it's your purpose to join us, you will find them now go

[04:18:20] The mission is of utmost importance

[04:18:25] Bitch I was not bitch this guy's abusing his power

[04:18:30] where can we get a map early there's someone here who sells a map

[04:18:49] please kill all of them now they probably know like weave magic or some

[04:18:54] shirt.

[04:18:55] We're a million.

[04:19:01] You're not from here, are you?

[04:19:06] Is it that obvious?

[04:19:07] Well, the hair, the clothes.

[04:19:10] Right.

[04:19:11] Anyway.

[04:19:12] It won't be like that much longer.

[04:19:15] Bartondral says that he's impressed by my devotion and that he's gonna tell Cork along

[04:19:20] I'm worthy of the novitiate, I will be.

[04:19:24] You actually believe all that stuff?

[04:19:26] Of course I do.

[04:19:27] I heard the sleeper whispering to me in my dreams.

[04:19:32] He is here, and he will awaken.

[04:19:35] I'm guessing you used to be a digger.

[04:19:38] Slaves more like it.

[04:19:40] I worked my hands bloody for Gomez and his cronies, and all for what?

[04:19:45] Ahold of that fucking stew and some rented beer.

[04:19:48] They're so lost. All of them.

[04:19:51] But they'll get there reckoning soon.

[04:19:54] The Reaper shall know true deliverance.

[04:19:56] Huh? Wait, did he even mention...

[04:19:58] Wait, I know Dusty.

[04:19:59] I spoke to him once, didn't you?

[04:20:02] Well then, tell him to get over himself.

[04:20:04] Even if he hasn't yet seen the sleeper's light,

[04:20:07] this blaze is a million times better than the old camp could ever be.

[04:20:11] Altona.

[04:20:12] They bear your mind and cast yourself under this sleeper.

[04:20:16] while we will be free, young believers will suffer with this pair.

[04:20:22] Wait!

[04:20:22] This sleeper will rise in a new light and guide us to the darkness of the night.

[04:20:28] Only through pain will the light of the night shine through the night.

[04:20:33] Will they bear your might and cast herself under this sleeper?

[04:20:40] The sleeper's will to find you.

[04:20:43] What's up, dude? Can I sleep here?

[04:20:46] Do you mind?

[04:20:50] Do you mind bro?

[04:20:53] It's a morning?

[04:20:57] It worked.

[04:21:07] Imagine having to sleep in a swamp right next to the water like that dude.

[04:21:13] It's so fucking vile.

[04:21:20] Uh.

[04:21:22] Uh.

[04:21:24] Uh.

[04:21:26] Uh.

[04:21:28] Move along.

[04:21:30] Okay.

[04:21:32] Can I talk to you?

[04:21:34] Okay.

[04:21:36] It's such a fucking dumb ass, dude.

[04:21:42] It's just a stupid fucking loser for wanting to talk to that guy.

[04:21:53] It's kind of crazy that the game has emulated

[04:21:57] what it's like

[04:21:59] to look at the light in the morning, dude.

[04:22:02] My eyes are tired.

[04:22:08] It's too realistic, bro.

[04:22:12] what happened to fucking video games bro we might have to wait like an hour or two

[04:22:22] hmm

[04:22:25] Couldn't do this, this guy was too fucking powerful of hell.

[04:22:43] Wait.

[04:22:47] Swamp camp.

[04:22:50] Swamp lead from the harvesters in the swamp outside of the camp to Corkalump.

[04:22:55] Where can we get a map of those plays, dude?

[04:22:59] Hey, I can use the water pipe.

[04:23:09] Smoke it.

[04:23:32] How?

[04:23:33] I look like a poser, dude.

[04:23:42] Smoke it!

[04:23:46] Just to smoke.

[04:24:07] Do I have the swamp lead on you?

[04:24:09] Yeah, I picked up some swamp lead.

[04:24:14] Well, water? That's a dev right there by the way.

[04:24:25] Dude, these guys aren't even out of bed. It's fucking 7 in the morning.

[04:24:34] Rise and shine gamers. We gotta go sleep again.

[04:24:39] Let's sleep till noon so these potheds can all be awakened moving around.

[04:24:56] wait hold on

[04:25:10] um

[04:25:18] It's right here

[04:25:25] Just a couple more hours me lord a couple more hours

[04:25:30] Oh our guy looks so greasy, dude

[04:25:35] Anyone here ever smoked grass from a lawn just regular grass not weed

[04:25:40] Yeah, I'm going to go paying you some coffee.

[04:25:55] Beer be?

[04:25:58] Look at this strangely undulating tree while I'm gone.

[04:30:10] ...

[04:30:15] ...

[04:30:20] ...

[04:30:25] ...

[04:30:30] ...

[04:35:05] I got some coffee, I got some water.

[04:35:34] Okie!

[04:35:40] Okie!

[04:35:43] Hello!

[04:35:50] Empty B Bladder?

[04:35:53] We gotta find the farm boys.

[04:35:55] you just don't want to work play yourselves up by the bootstraps

[04:36:25] That's the last time I'll never find her buddy.

[04:36:36] I think this is what we're looking for right here on the bottom.

[04:36:51] kidding

[04:37:06] No one cook it

[04:37:21] Too fucking bad.

[04:37:36] Alright, off I go then.

[04:37:51] Dude, what are you fucking aiming at?

[04:38:18] Dude, it's no shit having to have the fucking sound effects down.

[04:38:48] B&B bitch

[04:38:50] Oh my god.

[04:39:18] Lucky? Dude. I flick shot that guy. And you're mad.

[04:39:40] Nice jump, moron.

[04:39:49] Oh no!

[04:39:51] Ew, he's getting eaten.

[04:39:54] That's gross.

[04:40:08] Hmm.

[04:40:10] I got lots of meat, but it's uncooked.

[04:40:21] Kids don't think they're subbing, I did not.

[04:40:33] We're looking for a weed farm.

[04:40:35] We're looking for the grow up, for the plug.

[04:40:50] It's R2-D2.

[04:40:53] We had a weed on him.

[04:41:17] He hit him like one damn drop.

[04:41:19] Oh, no, move!

[04:41:36] some nasty frame drops in the swamp boys.

[04:41:58] I'm going all out.

[04:42:21] Not dead.

[04:42:23] They don't know about the Rootsuit, boys.

[04:42:53] I'm going all the way.

[04:43:19] There's no fire, nice.

[04:44:08] Reloading.

[04:44:38] Um, guys...

[04:45:07] Oh, fuck!

[04:46:07] You're stuck, bro.

[04:46:30] another flower. I can't loot it because I lack those direct-wizard survival skills.

[04:46:40] Such a dumb loser.

[04:46:50] Well, that route's too... delicious.

[04:47:02] Oh god.

[04:47:09] There's a hut.

[04:47:14] Being guarded by the swamp shark.

[04:47:18] What's up dude?

[04:47:23] Fuck you.

[04:47:27] What's up shark?

[04:47:31] What are you doing on the way out here?

[04:47:33] A lot of giving you permission to speak to me.

[04:47:35] Sorry.

[04:47:37] Just kidding, mate.

[04:47:39] I'm getting some space between me and those bloody lunatics.

[04:47:42] That's what I'm doing out here.

[04:47:43] Do not speak to me.

[04:47:45] Take the sleeper for forgiveness.

[04:47:48] This quest is of extraordinary importance.

[04:47:51] Fuck it, Al.

[04:47:53] How's anybody supposed to say same if all this bullshit?

[04:47:56] Anyway, I'm Shrat.

[04:47:59] Novice of the first rank and that's right. I'm gonna stay

[04:48:05] You help me bro. I want to join the brotherhood. Can you help me now?

[04:48:08] Why would you want to do that?

[04:48:10] I'd have long run off if the other camps were any better come to think of it

[04:48:15] We could travel together. Couldn't we?

[04:48:18] Max and fools grand ruins for nuggets. What do you think mate?

[04:48:29] Wait, is this my homie?

[04:48:39] He joined me in my roaming.

[04:48:43] It's gonna be really sad when you die, bro.

[04:48:45] Hehehehe.

[04:48:50] Do you care if I take this?

[04:48:51] I

[04:48:57] Think I'd rather rob you man, if I'm being honest back

[04:49:04] Dude he's got no HP

[04:49:16] Just ceased

[04:49:21] It was my friend?

[04:49:24] Yeah, now he's a corpse.

[04:49:35] Miss Legendary Question?

[04:49:36] That's what you guys said about mud.

[04:49:40] But you were fucking lying.

[04:49:44] Weed.

[04:49:50] Weed.

[04:49:51] I can't wait till I learn how to roll some blood.

[04:49:56] Yeah, I killed him, bro.

[04:50:11] Dude, fuck off.

[04:50:14] He just jumped.

[04:50:19] Dude, they're all in the swamp, man.

[04:50:26] Where the fuck is this farm at?

[04:50:36] Raw? Got him.

[04:50:47] So many dead guys. Got my arrow back.

[04:51:00] the swamp sharks. That's us. And we've ruled. Okay. Okay. Can you be a woman in this game?

[04:51:23] No, no.

[04:51:26] It's from 2001.

[04:51:28] So it's from the base era of video games.

[04:51:30] Were dudes were all strong and they had sex with each other.

[04:51:33] Penis and ass.

[04:51:43] Like Tomb Raider?

[04:51:45] What's that?

[04:51:53] We're gonna learn some new recipes.

[04:52:12] Where'd he go?

[04:52:20] Hey, I wasn't done.

[04:52:37] Where did he actually go?

[04:52:42] I

[04:52:48] Wait a moment

[04:52:50] You're one of columb's herb pickers, right?

[04:52:53] Arun sent me here to fetch today's harvest. You really think I'm that stupid, don't you?

[04:52:58] Arun sent me here to fetch the harvest

[04:53:02] Poof just like that all the herbs are gone

[04:53:06] But Arun really sent me of course

[04:53:09] You know what I mean?

[04:53:38] And you better get yourself some optics.

[04:53:40] They're still out there.

[04:53:42] Kill all blood flies within, say, 20 paces.

[04:53:47] Then we'll talk.

[04:53:48] I've killed so fucking many, man.

[04:53:59] Oh, what's up, dude?

[04:54:03] Robb's you?

[04:54:05] Hey, I don't want to talk to you.

[04:54:08] Hey, you.

[04:54:15] Dot, fuck off!

[04:54:17] I told sleepers with me.

[04:54:23] Got it.

[04:54:28] So I asked me if I understand the Europeans more after playing this game.

[04:54:32] Yeah, I think so.

[04:54:39] Yeah.

[04:54:46] This is definitely more than 20 bases, but whatever I need.

[04:54:53] Attack me, fool!

[04:55:02] He cheated.

[04:55:23] Stupid quacking blood cry.

[04:55:28] I don't think there's anything cool in the water, I doubt it.

[04:55:41] I'm a little fluckier than I am.

[04:55:51] Are you giving me that arrow back, pussy?

[04:56:07] Man, I don't see no more bloodplugs.

[04:56:33] We're tying my tomb to the stringy dice to another rat or an insect.

[04:56:37] Dude, you would not last one second against any of these animals, by the way, IRL, they

[04:56:42] would fucking smoke your ass.

[04:56:44] Holy fuck, you'd see a bloodline, you would literally piss yourself.

[04:56:49] Let's not even get started on the swamp shark, dude.

[04:57:03] I take care of the blood flies and you better get you kill all

[04:57:10] Oh I see some so what is that a geyser

[04:57:18] Okay. Owned. Yep. I got movement... shmovement?

[04:57:34] Is that lightning?

[04:57:58] Fuck you.

[04:57:59] Give me my arrows back.

[04:58:04] It's the storm? Ooh, like from Fortnite.

[04:58:09] I'm gonna go touch it.

[04:58:22] I see a dead guy right there.

[04:58:26] That's the barrier, by the way, boys.

[04:58:34] That's gothic too. Oh shit. The DLC mayhems. That's got to cut in half, bro. Surely there's

[04:58:58] Maybe we can just swim under it, boys. What do you think?

[04:59:27] Wow.

[04:59:28] It's so peaceful and quiet down here.

[04:59:46] Let's go see if that was enough.

[05:00:09] Fuckin' hate the rain effect.

[05:00:16] What a day.

[05:00:39] I took care of the blood for you better get yourself some optics they're still kill all

[05:00:51] blood flies with it.

[05:01:03] I can't say shit, bro.

[05:01:11] What are they eating this swamp?

[05:01:12] Swampweed raw does.

[05:01:19] It's just mannequil.

[05:01:21] Also makes us high.

[05:01:28] I'm about to hit that schizophrenic weave.

[05:01:31] Mmm.

[05:01:33] right, it's so hard to make sense of a flight.

[05:02:02] I'm looking at

[05:02:20] A lot of torch uncle

[05:02:26] Is that enough sir care the blood fuck you actually did

[05:02:29] Not bad me, not bad. Whoever would risk his life for this is either on our side or complete fool.

[05:02:35] I did it for the XB bro.

[05:02:36] You fools are too dumb to be grifters, aren't they? Anyhow, here's the harvest.

[05:02:40] Let's take it straight to Colombo. All.

[05:02:42] And if he bleeds about how it ain't enough again, tell him to move his bony arse over here and cut some sheeps himself.

[05:02:51] Thanks dog.

[05:02:53] Good at level.

[05:02:54] We're gonna go level off, I think, dude.

[05:03:08] How am I supposed to continue robbing people?

[05:03:21] Is the loot actually good?

[05:03:28] I got some gold from a chest.

[05:03:33] That was cool.

[05:03:34] Okay, man.

[05:03:35] Okay, alright.

[05:03:36] Oh, yeah.

[05:03:37] okay man okay all right oh yeah

[05:03:55] bro I can't see shit man

[05:03:59] I can hear his voice.

[05:04:08] Wait.

[05:04:11] I met him.

[05:04:16] So, I heard you protected our harvesters.

[05:04:21] Well done. You not only proved them on our side,

[05:04:25] But also that you're able to defend our cause

[05:04:30] We need men like you

[05:04:33] Corcolam asks me I will give him my recommendation

[05:04:38] Okay, can I rob you now? Well, let's read that book

[05:04:43] I'm not wasting my time listening to that.

[05:04:54] Swamshark.

[05:04:59] A lot of empty words.

[05:05:03] Not everything you can sell.

[05:05:05] The initial skinning methods inevitably damage one or both layers, separated by a precise

[05:05:11] knowledge of their natural seams.

[05:05:15] Okay, but did that teach me how to do it?

[05:05:23] I don't think so.

[05:05:27] Let's go talk to this fucking chode.

[05:05:33] The boss chewed.

[05:05:43] Yep.

[05:05:46] How did they play test this and not have this be an issue?

[05:05:53] I really appreciate the ear piercing cricket sound.

[05:05:58] I don't think we should lower that. I think it's the perfect volume.

[05:06:03] right hey new are you come over I have a welcome gift what kind of gifts do you

[05:06:13] have three rolls fresh swamp weed it's black sage good stuff you get a ration

[05:06:19] of three every day if you want more you'll have to pay oh and should you

[05:06:25] find some other herbs or berries while you're out there I'll make you a good

[05:06:29] price dude he's my plug go ahead there's plenty I'm here for my daily ration nice

[05:06:37] drive friend you've already had it you want more come back tomorrow buy some

[05:06:44] he's smart that's straight you buying or I'll give him that

[05:06:51] uh hey buys torches for one dude

[05:07:00] how much money you got 72 huh

[05:07:07] I have 57 sweet

[05:07:12] why didn't that guy take the swamp lead

[05:07:21] get 10 more why oh six seven a dude oh fuck dude we buy these 36 for five six

[05:07:44] seven six do these guys only buy the

[05:07:53] Wolfskin for one what an investment we

[05:07:58] may yeah so fucking smart so this shit

[05:08:08] Boom.

[05:08:09] Science the drugstore?

[05:08:10] Dude shut up.

[05:08:11] Surely he has use for a wolf belt in his drugs?

[05:08:23] Doesn't he want to wear a cool blanky while he's getting high?

[05:08:26] Or making high drugs?

[05:08:29] This is the guy.

[05:08:38] He is.

[05:08:39] What do you want?

[05:08:41] Mmmmmm.

[05:08:42] I'm bringing you the daily swampweed harvest.

[05:08:45] Are you now?

[05:08:46] And what happened to the rest of the sheaves?

[05:08:50] I need the full harvest.

[05:08:52] Hey.

[05:08:53] Hey, I'm bringing you the day that all you know, just throw it in there.

[05:09:05] I have 57, how is that not enough?

[05:09:07] This will bring us to you. Yes, this will do.

[05:09:15] Need 6-7.

[05:09:16] Hold on, do you know where Klum keeps his recipes?

[05:09:20] It's a bug from the original, they faithfully recreated.

[05:09:41] Well, maybe we go learn lockpicking, come back and then rob us again.

[05:09:50] please

[05:09:55] so these experiments you do what are they about about there's children until i

[05:10:00] wouldn't understand even if you tried just don't waste my time boy

[05:10:08] hmm

[05:10:10] i don't want to say that first thing to him because he's probably like yeah and

[05:10:13] you're not worthy fuck you

[05:10:16] It's just as giga easy even without lockpicking.

[05:10:23] Yeah but I want the XP from doing his quest.

[05:10:40] Learn lockpicking, good luck, have fun.

[05:10:43] I did.

[05:10:44] Jump you fool.

[05:10:49] Hey, why am I getting lower?

[05:10:56] Dude, probably has so many leeches on us right now.

[05:11:03] Holy fuck.

[05:11:04] I suck in so much blood, dude.

[05:11:06] Oh my god, yeah.

[05:11:10] Make this jump.

[05:11:13] Jump.

[05:11:15] Nice.

[05:11:20] Oh, we need all of the Orbis, then?

[05:11:23] I can't fucking see, cause it's so foggy and rainy, bruv.

[05:11:27] The barrier is a chess.

[05:11:49] I'm greater than locking those.

[05:11:55] Yolink! Yolink! Yolink! Yolink! Yolink!

[05:12:05] Water looks good.

[05:12:10] Wow. Okay, maybe not up close.

[05:12:16] Wow.

[05:12:20] Drink it?

[05:12:21] Guys, that's the ocean. Oh, what the fuck are you doing?

[05:12:25] I can tell.

[05:12:32] Why's that?

[05:12:33] Because only a freshie would go around shaking hands.

[05:12:36] They usually beat that out of you after a while.

[05:12:39] Though, you look like you can handle yourself.

[05:12:42] I'm Theron, loyal follower of the Holy Sleeper.

[05:12:46] Or something like that.

[05:12:49] Hmm, what are you doing all the way out here?

[05:12:52] Taking a breather.

[05:12:53] I'm off-duty for a bit and this is my favorite spot or rather my second favorite. There's another one that's even better

[05:13:03] Where's that other spot up the cliff I could show you but it's a bit of a climb

[05:13:10] You know what?

[05:13:12] Why don't you bring me some fresh rolls and I get you up the cliff a free climbing lesson basically

[05:13:19] Will come in useful in this place

[05:13:23] What kind of rolls do you want?

[05:13:30] Okay, let's see what I can do

[05:13:33] About the smoke rolls you wanted. Yes

[05:13:36] I'm on it. Good to know

[05:13:40] You don't sound too convinced of that whole sleeper thing. Oh, but I am I was just a lowly digger trying to get by

[05:13:47] And then he appeared to me in a dream in a figure of pure light

[05:13:52] go to the swamp camp he said follow Iberian shave your head and get some

[05:13:57] tattoos he said that get some tattoos while he made it sound a bit more

[05:14:02] poetic but yeah anyway now here I am and it's a million times better than in

[05:14:08] that clammy dark mind how did you end up you mean in yeah oh nothing to write

[05:14:15] him about stole from a merchant got busted and now I'm here with you oh I killed someone really

[05:14:26] didn't peg you for the type well you're in good company in here I'm surprised that we were able to

[05:14:33] like, say what we did, but like choose what we did.

[05:14:42] But didn't I just climb this cliff without him?

[05:14:52] I don't know, let's go buy some weed.

[05:14:55] What the fuck is this?

[05:14:58] Wait, is this the temple?

[05:15:02] I'll keep minding my own business.

[05:15:09] Wow.

[05:15:11] That's not my problem to you, oh sleeper.

[05:15:16] That's not my problem.

[05:15:18] Hello there, I'm new to this place.

[05:15:22] That's one shiny paint.

[05:15:25] What is paint?

[05:15:27] He will lead us out of the darkness.

[05:15:29] This rain has to go, bro.

[05:15:31] It's so...

[05:15:32] It's not good for me.

[05:15:36] Bald head.

[05:15:37] Oh.

[05:15:43] That's trade.

[05:15:44] You buying or...

[05:15:45] You buying?

[05:15:47] Mmm, that's a lot of, uh...

[05:15:53] How much do we have?

[05:15:54] We have four.

[05:15:55] We only need to buy two.

[05:15:59] I would desperately like to raise the sound effects, but I don't want it tonight is inflicted

[05:16:15] upon me.

[05:16:16] You think this guy's scamming us?

[05:16:22] This guy seemed chill.

[05:16:25] Hey.

[05:16:28] Got the smoke rolls you wanted.

[05:16:38] Yes.

[05:16:39] Here you go.

[05:16:40] Here you go, buddy.

[05:16:41] Ah.

[05:16:42] Nice and green.

[05:16:43] All right.

[05:16:44] All right, time for my end of the bargain.

[05:16:47] I'll show you how to climb.

[05:16:49] Let me know when you're ready.

[05:16:53] So it's not free.

[05:16:55] So you fucking lied.

[05:16:56] Wait, how much was Master Lock picking?

[05:17:05] 15?

[05:17:05] Was it 15?

[05:17:07] 25, no way.

[05:17:11] It's 20.

[05:17:14] I mean LP

[05:17:18] No way it's 25

[05:17:21] 20 LP

[05:17:23] All right, fuck you. We're going back to old camp boys

[05:17:44] I'm so guided by the longing of your soul.

[05:18:11] This rain is like, or actually pressing me off right now.

[05:18:31] What the fuck am I, bro?

[05:18:41] I know where I am.

[05:19:11] You think that guy made it back?

[05:19:17] Yeah, he's probably okay.

[05:19:22] He probably Chee-Lan.

[05:19:33] Chat to Zilinil when Moon Moon is streaming today.

[05:19:38] right now

[05:19:56] right now

[05:19:57] Let's ride!

[05:20:04] Yippee!

[05:20:05] Let's see if I can remember the way back.

[05:20:10] Wait, is that the dude?

[05:20:17] Okay!

[05:20:25] a weird gun?

[05:20:41] This torch ain't helpin' boys, we need some inforvision.

[05:20:46] We need some motherfucking light spell, dude.

[05:20:58] I don't think this is the way we can.

[05:21:02] But that's the way I'm going.

[05:21:06] Guys, don't run through the woods at night, by the way.

[05:21:10] I have been saved!

[05:21:16] I'm down.

[05:21:21] Oh!

[05:21:22] Fuck you bitch, up on the water.

[05:21:28] I can't fucking see.

[05:21:37] Oh god.

[05:21:59] Oh.

[05:22:03] Who should save now?

[05:22:11] I fucking did, dude!

[05:22:14] I should really be killing these things, I'm just scared.

[05:22:25] you cannot run the bucket velocity

[05:22:55] Fair enough, I suppose I'll go all out.

[05:23:01] Like, why can't it look like this all the time?

[05:23:04] Early said night.

[05:23:07] Bitch.

[05:23:09] Bitch.

[05:23:16] Rips your meat off of your body.

[05:23:31] Guys, I'm home. Did you miss me? What up, boys? Yo, shadows, dude!

[05:23:56] Lockpicking, fingers, he's over here.

[05:24:01] You just took your morning dump.

[05:24:05] Little early bud.

[05:24:14] Where's this dumb motherfucker?

[05:24:16] Wait, this is the wrong place.

[05:24:19] He's up here.

[05:24:20] What's up, bro?

[05:24:23] What can you teach me, the pants?

[05:24:26] How do I become a master at lockpicking?

[05:24:33] Right.

[05:24:34] So, remember what I told you about being gentle with your picks and all?

[05:24:39] They make a special sound when they're about to break.

[05:24:41] Learn to attune your ear to it, and you'll never waste one again.

[05:24:45] Good luck.

[05:24:48] That'll be two hundred ore, please.

[05:24:53] Fucking bastard.

[05:24:54] just a lot of salt same as all where's the belly

[05:25:00] What's up dude?

[05:25:22] What's up?

[05:25:29] What's up?

[05:25:47] What?

[05:25:54] What's up?

[05:26:24] Oops.

[05:26:41] No.

[05:26:46] No, this guy is ready to fucking stab my ass, dude.

[05:27:01] Hmm.

[05:27:04] Hmm.

[05:27:08] Is that one there?

[05:27:17] Oh, my olda.

[05:27:39] Mmm-mm-mmm.

[05:28:07] You dumb bear.

[05:28:22] I'm so dumb.

[05:28:30] Oops.

[05:28:33] Well, I was going the wrong way.

[05:28:37] We don't move this one.

[05:28:51] Oh.

[05:29:21] So let's give it the old restart here real quick.

[05:29:51] You let him get what he wants out of the chest burst?

[05:29:58] This guy wants to arrest me.

[05:30:00] I wonder what happens if I complete the lockpick, but I don't take anything.

[05:31:07] I think I'm getting too hung up on the, uh, the ones that move, like, everything.

[05:31:25] the opposite I think actually that's cool man

[05:31:51] I'm glad you think that.

[05:32:06] Leave it!

[05:32:07] Hmm.

[05:32:10] See? That's a lot better.

[05:32:12] Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

[05:32:15] So three plates move by themselves and three trigger others.

[05:32:22] Yeah, sometimes it does that.

[05:32:25] Sometimes.

[05:32:28] Hey.

[05:32:31] So, what, Jack?

[05:32:34] I'd like to join that, so.

[05:32:36] Only off of those that haven't had to the wrap.

[05:32:38] I've probably seen it in...

[05:32:41] Get lost!

[05:32:43] I need you to clean up that way back down and

[05:32:49] Can you exit please?

[05:32:53] He's not mad. Hold up

[05:33:00] It looks like he's looking directly

[05:33:10] I think if we reload he's gonna move what?

[05:33:13] Oh, wait, look how old.

[05:33:28] You can't be here!

[05:33:37] Great.

[05:33:38] Fine.

[05:33:39] You hear?

[05:33:44] If you're running into another bully, see if we follow this?

[05:33:52] Good idea.

[05:33:55] Stop, listen.

[05:34:08] Pam.

[05:34:10] I've had enough.

[05:34:18] Come on!

[05:34:25] Okay, kinda weird.

[05:34:38] I need to extract my bounty, dude.

[05:34:49] Combat.

[05:34:53] slash Perry if try that

[05:35:01] you with me though

[05:35:09] that would have come very different

[05:35:11] all right

[05:35:17] what am I doing to run?

[05:35:19] I think I give up

[05:35:23] Durnias and Rodoc, thanks for something.

[05:35:29] Ow!

[05:35:31] Ow!

[05:35:33] Ow!

[05:35:35] Ow!

[05:35:37] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[05:35:41] Oh.

[05:35:52] Why don't we get in a mile there, boys?

[05:35:59] Hmm?

[05:36:07] He's camping bro.

[05:36:14] Just a prank, just a prank guys.

[05:36:24] Just a prank.

[05:36:25] I'm looking for someone to fucking rob, dude.

[05:36:31] Balu.

[05:36:32] Balu.

[05:36:45] Balu.

[05:36:46] Balu.

[05:37:01] Oh, my.

[05:37:04] Would you look at that thing.

[05:37:10] Dude, he had plates.

[05:37:11] That's an easy one, though.

[05:37:16] Hehehehehe.

[05:37:18] Hehehehehe.

[05:37:19] Hehehehehe.

[05:37:21] Mm-hmm.

[05:37:38] Mm-hmm.

[05:37:40] They move in tangent, silly.

[05:37:52] Shit.

[05:37:55] Disregard.

[05:37:56] Yeah, a level-up lockpicking would not make this easier, I'm out.

[05:38:02] I just made that shit up, by the way, Lil.

[05:38:05] I'm literally just saying shit.

[05:38:12] Let's rob the guy who taught us how to lock things.

[05:38:21] This chest is probably insane, right?

[05:38:35] it is it is it is

[05:38:52] what a chair you can sit in a sign at a sign auction I score

[05:38:57] so I'm what the fuck you just say to me

[05:39:32] Dang it.

[05:39:43] This guy probably has like some power asher in here, bro.

[05:39:47] Holy guacamole.

[05:39:57] Brakes lockpicks.

[05:40:02] Hmm.

[05:40:06] Hmm.

[05:40:15] Huh.

[05:40:18] Hmm.

[05:40:29] Me me me me me me.

[05:40:31] Me, me, me, me, me, me.

[05:40:38] Oh, shoot!

[05:40:41] Me, me, me, me, me.

[05:41:08] He's so sleepy.

[05:41:38] Okay.

[05:41:40] Wait.

[05:42:08] No.

[05:42:13] Uh, no.

[05:42:18] Yes.

[05:42:23] Uh.

[05:42:28] No.

[05:42:33] uh no team fortress 2 yes bro makes this look incredibly hard

[05:42:49] HAHAHAHAHAH

[05:42:54] Bleach

[05:42:57] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[05:42:59] I mean, we don't want these on opposite sides, I don't think.

[05:43:23] This middle one, no matter.

[05:43:44] Start top work it down that's not that's not how it works okay the order in which

[05:44:02] you're supposed to work depends on which one is the most difficult to move

[05:44:07] around the one with the most connections right if you want me to start

[05:44:13] at the top okay chatter look you see that you see this right here you see that

[05:44:28] Which one did I start with before?

[05:44:55] I think it was actually really close.

[05:44:57] But then I reset it.

[05:45:25] Yeah.

[05:45:32] Is it the same lock from yesterday?

[05:45:51] Yeah.

[05:45:52] Yeah.

[05:45:53] Yeah.

[05:46:13] Just get this please.

[05:46:14] Link to a mod on Nexus Mods that solves these by the way.

[05:46:33] We got to watch this, the Xbox, the little Xbox showcase.

[05:46:41] I do not fucking know man.

[05:46:44] Oops.

[05:46:51] Honk shoo.

[05:47:05] Maybe this one needs to go all the way down.

[05:47:14] Oh, they're new.

[05:47:15] I think I need to make this one, this one, and this one, all on the top.

[05:47:31] But how?

[05:47:38] How good.

[05:47:48] Oops.

[05:48:03] We're moving this one down when we do the...

[05:48:08] Okay, hold.

[05:48:24] Hold.

[05:48:31] Wrong way, idiot.

[05:49:05] or at all. Um, yeah, maybe. I don't know.

[05:49:25] We can't separate one from six.

[05:49:35] Hmm.

[05:49:44] This guy's snoring, it's pissing me the fuck off, dude.

[05:50:05] That fucked up so bad dude.

[05:50:22] One makes one in six move in tandem, six makes one in six move opposite.

[05:50:27] All right, wait no it doesn't. They're still moving in tandem, I'm glad.

[05:50:42] Why are you shooting that guy? He's wrong!

[05:50:47] Why are you shooting that guy?

[05:50:51] Fake elf. It's not fake elf, dude!

[05:50:57] He tried and failed.

[05:51:01] I need a key for that.

[05:51:13] Which one do you think I need to solve first, Twitch fan?

[05:51:27] three. Start reacting really hard like yelling and banging on the keyboard. Always solve

[05:51:41] the ones that are independent of each other first. You're telling me to solve the ones

[05:51:47] that have no impact on the puzzle first.

[05:51:54] Okay, that's a good advice.

[05:51:59] Did you know that you should drink water so that you don't die of dehydration?

[05:52:03] Actually, you know what?

[05:52:04] You gotta breathe through your mouth and your nostrils to absorb oxygen so that you do not

[05:52:09] fucking suffocate and die.

[05:52:14] Are you admitting that chatter gives good advice?

[05:52:28] The chatter looked up at the sky during the day during a clear sky.

[05:52:32] No rain clouds and said, that's blue.

[05:52:36] I can see it.

[05:52:37] That sky is blue.

[05:52:46] This guy actually said three.

[05:52:48] Look at this.

[05:52:49] This literally does not move.

[05:53:01] Ben?

[05:53:03] Yes?

[05:53:05] Kill me, Ben.

[05:53:07] Yes?

[05:53:09] No.

[05:53:11] Ha ha ha.

[05:53:13] No.

[05:53:15] No.

[05:53:17] No.

[05:53:19] No.

[05:53:21] No.

[05:53:23] No.

[05:53:25] No.

[05:53:27] No.

[05:53:29] Heh heh heh.

[05:53:38] Bang.

[05:53:42] ARGH!

[05:53:59] That puts the amount of sync though.

[05:54:17] Wait.

[05:54:18] I

[05:54:48] Hmm, I don't, I don't know, man.

[05:55:05] This is the same walk from yesterday?

[05:55:31] I feel like I was so close a second ago.

[05:56:05] I

[05:56:12] Be so easy to take the key from his car

[05:56:17] I don't really I mean how do I even pick pocket? I don't think I can pick

[05:56:24] Fuck.

[05:56:30] I need a key to that.

[05:56:34] Get lost, man!

[05:56:39] Can you pick pocket? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:56:54] I need a key for that.

[05:57:02] How is he hearing this?

[05:57:04] Get lost, man.

[05:57:06] Wait, I think I know why.

[05:57:20] I

[05:57:50] Oh

[05:58:20] Nooo.

[05:58:22] Bold?

[05:58:24] Wait.

[05:58:30] No.

[05:59:20] I

[05:59:50] You can do it Moon, take notes I believe in you.

[06:00:12] Yeah I mean, I should be taking notes.

[06:00:16] I should.

[06:00:17] Oh, that's literally how you have to do this.

[06:00:21] I'm just so fucking lazy.

[06:00:44] It's actually easy as fuck if you take notes.

[06:00:47] He's been at the chef's for 30 minutes dude I gotta say man some of you are

[06:01:05] absolutely reprehensible let's know that you just know that so what dude

[06:01:12] literally dude yeah literally so what literally so what do you say so much the

[06:01:33] chatter me too you don't need notes lol just take it one piece at a time figure

[06:01:42] Which moves which and solve back to front while always trying to keep every dial toward the middle and whittle it down

[06:02:05] He is right though

[06:02:13] He basically just said to a chef you should solve the puzzle

[06:02:19] You're literally doing it right now that you're doing dude

[06:02:24] And dude I understand that's what I oh god

[06:02:32] You had you have to understand you have to understand you

[06:02:36] Dude, people have made four different tools to auto-solve these.

[06:02:46] There's a mod on Nexus mods to automatically do this for you, okay?

[06:02:53] You cannot convince me this is not at least mildly challenging, okay?

[06:02:58] I understand the methodology by which you are supposed to solve these chests, these

[06:03:04] locks.

[06:03:05] I truly do. Okay?

[06:03:13] But there's a difference between understanding and like getting there, you know what I mean?

[06:03:17] So, I don't know. Go fuck yourself is basically what I'm trying to say.

[06:03:36] You understand?

[06:03:37] Oh.

[06:03:38] Hmm.

[06:03:39] So basically what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to move the gates around,

[06:04:06] Okay, and then you figure out which gates move the other gates.

[06:04:09] Okay?

[06:04:10] And then you just whittle it down and keep them toward the middle until you solve the

[06:04:16] puzzle.

[06:04:18] Do- do- Do- Do- do.

[06:04:20] Do- do- do.

[06:04:22] Do- do.

[06:04:23] Do- do.

[06:04:24] Do- do.

[06:04:26] Do- do.

[06:04:26] Do dooo.

[06:04:34] Holy mother f...

[06:04:35] Wife is so hard

[06:04:37] Dude.

[06:04:38] It's.

[06:04:39] Dude.

[06:04:40] Albert motherfucking Einstein equals MC squared in the twitch chat dude.

[06:04:48] Yes man.

[06:04:50] Holy.

[06:04:52] Thank you.

[06:04:54] Thank you.

[06:04:56] Thank you.

[06:04:58] Thank you. Thank you.

[06:05:02] Thank you.

[06:05:06] Thank you.

[06:05:10] Basically all you gotta do is you figure out

[06:05:14] which pieces move the other pieces

[06:05:18] and then you figure out that

[06:05:22] the piece that you gotta put in the middle

[06:05:26] moves another piece, then you work around that.

[06:05:29] And then basically what you do is you get them

[06:05:32] and then you go, ah, ah, ah, you get them in the middle.

[06:05:36] Right?

[06:05:37] You get them in the middle and then you solve the puzzle.

[06:05:40] Ah, ah, ah.

[06:05:42] Ah, ah, ah.

[06:05:46] Ah, ah, ah.

[06:05:53] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

[06:05:56] Oh wait.

[06:05:58] Oh, it's amazingly...

[06:06:14] Holy... yes sir!

[06:06:17] Yes sir!

[06:06:21] Absolutely!

[06:06:26] Absolutely.

[06:06:33] Now...

[06:06:42] That's what it compels us all about!

[06:06:58] See?

[06:06:59] You see?

[06:07:00] You see?

[06:07:01] You see?

[06:07:02] You see?

[06:07:03] Mm.

[06:07:05] Mm.

[06:07:06] Mm.

[06:07:08] Mm.

[06:07:10] You see?

[06:07:12] Mm.

[06:07:14] Mm.

[06:07:16] Mm.

[06:07:18] Mm.

[06:07:20] Mm.

[06:07:22] Mm.

[06:07:24] Mm.

[06:07:26] Mm.

[06:07:29] Mm.

[06:07:31] I'm bringing this Vesco from bottom to top with these lockpicks

[06:08:01] in most cases. Okay, what if, okay, good, good point. Okay. But what if this one right here

[06:08:10] connects to this one, this one, this one, and this one. And also, this one goes up when I move it

[06:08:17] down. And then these all these go down when I move it down. Okay, is it the best? Is it best to solve

[06:08:23] that one first, then? Just curious, just wondering. I'm wondering if that methodology actually applies

[06:08:29] in that particular- this is not hypothetical, okay?

[06:08:31] But also, it's not hypothetical, because I guess- guess what?

[06:08:34] That chest probably fucking exists, okay?

[06:08:37] So, in that situation...

[06:08:40] Is it best to solve that one first?

[06:08:43] No, it's not.

[06:08:44] So where the- who the FUCK is telling you that, man?!

[06:08:47] Who the FUCK is telling you that?! Why would you believe that?!

[06:08:59] You see?

[06:09:00] You don't know what to lock me, so all about it.

[06:09:06] You gotta throw me from the bottom first.

[06:09:13] You gotta put the...

[06:09:19] Is there a... yes.

[06:09:30] Okay.

[06:09:31] I think the key to solving this one is this one here, for sure.

[06:09:57] Are there- are there any other ones in the move?

[06:10:22] This one I can't remember.

[06:10:24] No.

[06:10:25] No.

[06:10:42] Move!

[06:10:45] Arm guys!

[06:10:55] Goodbye lockpick.

[06:11:00] LOCKPICK!

[06:11:05] Dude, this guy's snoring and tilting the fuck out of me right now.

[06:11:21] I

[06:11:51] They're on opposite ends!

[06:11:53] Fuck!

[06:12:03] I don't have the right key.

[06:12:05] What are you sneaking around here for?

[06:12:22] No reason dude, no reason, literally no reason.

[06:12:52] Usually one saves comes to change an outcome dude I honestly meant you're trying way too

[06:13:04] fucking hard or maybe I can't even be mad I'm mad that you thought that was funny not

[06:13:09] because of what you said I don't even care to scroll up to finish reading I know it was

[06:13:14] fucking stupid you laughed no you didn't because guess what I'm the only person in Twitch

[06:13:21] who read that guy's message. That's how inconsequential it was. One person. One person.

[06:13:28] And I couldn't even get all the way through it, motherfucker!

[06:13:42] We gotta get one and six on the same side.

[06:13:51] Oops.

[06:14:15] Thirty minutes of lockpicking in the same chest.

[06:14:17] Thanks man.

[06:14:20] Thanks for the fucking update, bro.

[06:14:40] They're on opposite sides.

[06:14:50] I

[06:15:20] I

[06:17:50] Wait.

[06:18:15] Which one was it, hang on?

[06:18:45] We're putting them on opposite sides again.

[06:19:15] I don't know what to do from here I truly don't I truly don't

[06:20:13] But I like to know the method to solve it.

[06:20:22] No.

[06:20:23] Look, the only thing I want from you, you stupid piece of shit, is to, if you want to

[06:20:29] help me, I want you to figure out a way to convey, via Twitch chat, step by step instructions.

[06:20:38] Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

[06:20:40] How about that?

[06:20:41] How about that?

[06:20:42] By step instructions and they have to be correct. Okay, otherwise no shut the fuck up

[06:20:49] I do not wish to speak to you. I love that

[06:21:12] I'm one off, man! I'm one off! I'm two off, dude!

[06:21:42] I

[06:22:12] Is this a pig?

[06:22:37] Shit's a fucking bitch ass up dude!

[06:23:07] We

[06:23:28] Ain't no way

[06:23:37] I

[06:24:07] I

[06:24:37] I got sleep apnea, bruh.

[06:25:02] We're two moves away.

[06:25:30] I

[06:27:00] I

[06:28:00] No way you're gonna make this shit. I have to write the mobs and calculate. I open the

[06:28:21] chest from the entrance. You can sneak from the guard if you want. I can give the answer.

[06:28:24] Dude, I know that I need to be writing this down, bro. I do. I do. I'm just not gonna

[06:28:29] I think I know what I'm talking about.

[06:28:35] It ain't happening.

[06:28:59] What are the starting positions and how does each level move the others?

[06:29:27] I don't know, I'm gonna figure it out.

[06:29:57] I

[06:30:27] C path prison every night. I'm sorry, man. I mean, I don't think I'm getting them, uh,

[06:30:46] those breathe rights strips. And I just don't want to pull my like press right here and

[06:30:53] hold to the side. Um, I breathe a little bit better on that nostril.

[06:31:11] Prep, pinching the bridge bridge of your nose. Thanks for sharing, I guess. I'm

[06:31:17] sorry, I was talking to one of the actual human beings, which I don't, I

[06:31:20] don't mind talking to. I guess I can get confused like I was speaking to you. No,

[06:31:27] I've got I've got something else for you you stupid piece of shit dog

[06:31:50] No matter what, I can't...

[06:32:10] I cannot separate one and six.

[06:32:12] I can't.

[06:32:40] But this doesn't...

[06:32:42] No.

[06:33:10] The

[06:33:37] I'm just here to stop the snoring.

[06:33:42] That's motivation to succeed.

[06:34:07] I don't fucking know dude, I don't truly do not know.

[06:34:26] Without writing it down and going step by step I just don't know.

[06:34:32] I don't want to do that.

[06:34:37] I don't want to do that.

[06:35:07] Warning, this is a CIA torture normalization scyop warning.

[06:35:18] Oh.

[06:35:20] That's not good.

[06:35:33] They move in tandem.

[06:36:02] Dude, it's crazy.

[06:36:18] It's crazy.

[06:36:19] Dude.

[06:36:31] What's in the chest? You think I fucking know?

[06:36:34] Dude?

[06:36:37] You think I know?

[06:36:45] Thickness 6 for 7?

[06:36:47] Two swampweed?

[06:36:49] God, I fucking hope so. Holy moly.

[06:37:31] You see how close I am I wish it do not

[06:37:48] Hands off that lock he woke up

[06:37:55] Stop!

[06:37:56] You won't be able to...

[06:37:59] Hands off that lock!

[06:38:00] Fire!

[06:38:01] Audrey Key!

[06:38:02] See?

[06:38:03] That's a lot better.

[06:38:04] Hmm.

[06:38:25] Don't separate one in six I beg.

[06:38:27] Thanks man. Thanks for the astute observation.

[06:38:31] However, you appear not to be following my previous instructions, which is, if you want to app me about the contents of that puzzle, it needs to be fully annotated solution step by step.

[06:38:42] Yeah.

[06:38:47] I'm gonna go take a piss.

[06:38:48] I might just come back and fucking use the cheater website dude, if I'm being honest bro.

[06:38:55] What are you sneaking around here for?

[06:38:58] Don't shoot me.

[06:38:59] See?

[06:39:07] Hold on, we got a potential solution in chat?

[06:39:11] This guy represents all of you, by the way.

[06:39:25] All right, plate one times three, right?

[06:39:33] Yeah, I think he means left.

[06:39:39] It doesn't work.

[06:39:41] Yeah, their direction does not work.

[06:39:44] No, dude, you guys failed.

[06:39:47] Maybe Keith did that.

[06:39:50] No, man.

[06:39:52] No, dude.

[06:39:54] I guess you you guys were still on this puzzle. You haven't figured it out yet, dude

[06:39:59] You haven't figured it out dude this guy you guys do

[06:40:03] Thousands of people all of you huddled together trying to solve this you couldn't figure this shit out dude in 30 minutes

[06:40:09] Oh, holy fuck

[06:40:12] Not good. I'm gonna go pee

[06:40:24] You

[06:47:24] of

[06:47:38] How could she think for seven?

[06:47:55] You guys solved it?

[06:48:02] No.

[06:48:04] No.

[06:48:14] No.

[06:48:25] No.

[06:48:32] dude, whoever made this shit is probably laughing their ass off dude

[06:48:50] holy fuck man

[06:48:55] I cannot let the keys on the table dude there's no key man

[06:49:23] someone posted it all right let's see this let's see if you guys got it gate

[06:49:37] Gate 2, left.

[06:49:40] Gate 3, left.

[06:49:43] Three times.

[06:49:47] Gate 4, right 5.

[06:49:55] Gate 6, left 5.

[06:50:06] 8-1, right 6.

[06:50:11] Sound possible.

[06:50:19] Leg 8-6, left 8.

[06:50:36] That's the step number?

[06:50:41] No, it's not!

[06:50:46] No, it's not!

[06:50:51] No, it's not!

[06:50:56] No, it's not!

[06:51:01] Dude, now it's mine, man.

[06:51:31] hold

[06:52:01] wait? I did it.

[06:52:23] OOOOOOOH!

[06:52:25] Yes sir!

[06:52:26] Yes sir!

[06:52:28] Yes sir!

[06:52:28] It was nothing.

[06:52:29] It's nothing.

[06:52:33] It was literally nothing.

[06:52:39] Red Chat.

[06:52:40] Dude, I think we've established that for my four different attempts to read your guys' solutions,

[06:52:44] that you literally did not post anything of worth, dude.

[06:52:53] Why isn't it saving?

[06:53:03] Save the fucking game now.

[06:53:13] Was it worth it?

[06:53:15] Who knows?

[06:53:16] Maybe those healing potions will come in handy one day.

[06:53:21] not. Bro-pulled a pirate software for sure. Well, while I appreciate the compliment, I

[06:53:40] my short-term memory is so bad that I routinely forget which ones affect which. So that was

[06:53:47] a combination of luck and having done it for so long and finally finally remembering which

[06:53:52] one's moving which. Hope this helps! Bleach! We gotta get back to weed camp.

[06:54:09] Dude look at the fireflies.

[06:54:11] Does anybody remember which one moves which?

[06:54:18] Um, yeah, I'm just not going to waste breath talking about it with you, I think.

[06:54:25] It's not worth it.

[06:54:32] You're not worth it.

[06:54:39] Oh no.

[06:54:46] Wait, hold on, before we go over here...

[06:54:59] Let's go to Water Camp.

[06:55:02] Water Camp, new camp!

[06:55:08] It's going to be a bit of a jog.

[06:55:13] Meow meow meow meow meow.

[06:55:17] Very proud of you.

[06:55:18] Thank you.

[06:55:19] Thank you.

[06:55:20] All skill, by the way.

[06:55:21] When do you get a Chocobo?

[06:55:32] Apparently you learn how to fly eventually.

[06:55:34] according to the key mapping controls.

[06:56:04] I

[06:56:34] Well done guys, well done.

[06:56:58] Easy peasy boys, ee-oops.

[06:57:01] Poetry.

[06:57:12] Blood had poetry in his chest.

[06:57:15] Learning?

[06:57:16] No, some of them are just fucking harder than other ones, guys.

[06:57:20] I'm not learning shit.

[06:57:28] Like this one is only 5 games.

[06:57:58] Why is this guy snoring so much louder than the other ones, man?

[06:58:50] Hmm

[06:58:57] We're gonna lie killer potions

[06:58:59] what enough fine

[06:59:23] that's fair that's fair

[06:59:30] that is fair dude

[06:59:38] oh

[06:59:50] Who do we have here ain't you the fresh yard baptized what you want and I'll paste in

[06:59:57] Came to shut your fat mouth came to shut your fat mouth. So so then bring it on green blood

[07:00:06] You like magic pussy

[07:00:20] Oh, fuck it!

[07:00:25] Little fucking bitch.

[07:00:28] Yeah, I'm taking your shit now, too, pussy.

[07:00:32] It'll...

[07:00:32] They're shooting me!

[07:00:38] Play it.

[07:00:41] Oh, yeah, he's robbing me.

[07:00:46] How is that fair?

[07:00:50] He assaulted me.

[07:00:59] Well, let's stay away- Yeah, you won't.

[07:01:10] Let me alone.

[07:01:11] Let's give him a wide berth, shall we?

[07:01:14] I had so many arrows, I want his arrows.

[07:01:34] Can a man throw the fireball?

[07:01:36] I'm not a man, I'm a wizard.

[07:01:42] wizard.

[07:02:12] What Ben? What?

[07:02:32] I'm in.

[07:02:35] You open that any louder, you stupid piece of shit.

[07:02:38] I

[07:02:57] Already robbed you

[07:03:08] are we chill? what are you doing?

[07:03:15] let's hit one more chest dude

[07:03:22] let's hit one more chest bro

[07:03:29] we about to hit it big bruh

[07:04:06] Ooh, we had a razor, guys!

[07:04:08] And bread.

[07:04:14] Excuse me, friend.

[07:04:16] Whee!

[07:04:28] Where's your belongings?

[07:04:30] Oh, it's the map guy.

[07:04:32] He's gonna probably have some cool shit.

[07:04:36] You stole from ball terror.

[07:04:42] The same is not ball terror.

[07:04:59] It seems like all the important people have a hard one to do.

[07:05:07] For the people with names.

[07:05:15] You can't be here.

[07:05:18] You wanna have my finish real quick, though?

[07:05:25] You didn't have shit.

[07:05:26] Get the fuck out of here.

[07:05:27] I'm leaving!

[07:05:28] Small.

[07:05:36] And now we wait.

[07:05:57] I mean, I think the parchment's valuable.

[07:06:09] Think about the scrolls.

[07:06:10] Like, what the fuck do I need to use man to use the scrolls, dude?

[07:06:18] That's stupid.

[07:06:24] If there's a suit quest, no, we should do that while we're here, actually.

[07:06:41] Ooh, so much bread, dude.

[07:06:47] Can't wait till we find a recipe that uses bread, dude.

[07:06:50] Call me Master Chef.

[07:06:59] Call me Iron Chef, you're a roe.

[07:07:15] Six.

[07:07:45] my dumb yeah

[07:08:04] Oh hell yeah bud.

[07:08:19] Hmm.

[07:08:33] I believe we have beefed it

[07:09:00] He's getting up

[07:09:03] This top one's a problem, dude.

[07:09:33] redo.

[07:09:45] Okay.

[07:10:03] what a plug

[07:10:33] Is that three tumbler lock man?

[07:10:41] Dude shut up.

[07:10:52] Saabal.

[07:11:17] Oops.

[07:11:18] I'll hold on, hold on, hold on.

[07:11:45] M

[07:11:59] What

[07:12:15] What the flood is this range bait it has to be yeah it is welcome to the moon

[07:12:37] the moon string.

[07:12:49] You're the game War of the Monsters for the PS2? No.

[07:12:56] Your water cup looks stupid like you.

[07:13:15] What the fuck?

[07:13:24] No.

[07:13:26] No.

[07:13:28] Maybe, maybe this one's the problem?

[07:13:32] I've been addressing this as the problem, but...

[07:13:36] I don't know.

[07:13:38] I don't know.

[07:13:40] I don't know.

[07:13:42] I don't know.

[07:13:44] I don't know.

[07:13:46] I don't know.

[07:13:48] I don't know.

[07:13:50] I don't know.

[07:13:52] They're moving up as they laze.

[07:14:14] idiot? No, no, no, no. These, the middle ones don't matter at all.

[07:14:40] It's like being looks like it's gonna be TSAF dude just call me an idiot I'll be stupid

[07:15:06] Say something like, say something really funny like, is this a rage bait?

[07:15:10] Hahaha.

[07:15:12] Hmm.

[07:15:19] I think we got him.

[07:15:26] No.

[07:15:30] How do we move?

[07:15:36] Maybe this one has to be on the bottom, and this one has to be on the top.

[07:16:02] I'm moving them together.

[07:16:12] Dude.

[07:16:22] these need this seems to be like two two down or this seems to be two down

[07:16:52] Moving them together.

[07:17:19] There.

[07:17:49] No.

[07:17:59] No.

[07:18:39] Oh

[07:19:09] There's a solution right there I'm just not fucking seeing it man.

[07:19:39] Give me that fucking jug, bitch!

[07:19:51] Give me that fucking plate!

[07:19:53] Give me the wine!

[07:20:01] What were you doing in there?

[07:20:03] Oi, you there!

[07:20:04] What now?

[07:20:05] I decided to give you another shot to buy into our gentlemen's agreement just ten nuggets and you're in

[07:20:11] What'd you say?

[07:20:17] Oh

[07:20:19] Always good to have a friend to rely on well said my well said

[07:20:29] Dude

[07:20:35] just drop it just put it on the ground I want it back what oh no I didn't say

[07:20:46] Why did they do that?

[07:20:53] Why did they do that?

[07:21:01] I'm picking this shit again, bruh.

[07:21:03] Hell nah.

[07:21:04] Hell nah, dude.

[07:21:06] Fuck no.

[07:21:07] Can I help you?

[07:21:08] Nope.

[07:21:09] fuck no can I help you? nope

[07:21:20] blah blah blah blah blah

[07:21:25] oh you hear the combo

[07:21:39] Smurfs.

[07:21:46] Loot is randomized if you load, maybe this time you get Gigaloot in there.

[07:21:56] Yeah, man, probably.

[07:21:59] He definitely didn't just make that shit up, by the way.

[07:22:01] I believe you.

[07:22:02] I believe you.

[07:22:07] Are you looking for something else?

[07:22:15] Okay, keep on sipping, pussy.

[07:22:28] Keep your ass sipping, bitch.

[07:22:32] Happy 6-7 day?

[07:22:33] Dude, happy 6-7, everyone.

[07:22:36] Now, let's rob the ego.

[07:23:00] I

[07:23:02] I

[07:23:29] Think I shit

[07:23:32] Let's sleep so we can make the chef appear.

[07:23:59] Surely it would suck ass to live here, right?

[07:24:13] Seems pretty sweet, IMO.

[07:24:15] A peaceful rest.

[07:24:35] We've robbed so many people we've come we've come a long way dude. We've truly come a long way a

[07:24:45] Cutting greetings from Brock still gone where

[07:24:49] Some fuck remind me water scavenger meat onions carrots potatoes and last but not least I need at least two

[07:24:58] Well, I got that

[07:25:00] What the fuck was that?

[07:25:08] Why did my guy just steal that?

[07:25:10] I got potato.

[07:25:18] I got potato.

[07:25:19] Two potato.

[07:25:20] Two carrots.

[07:25:21] Wait, where's my onion?

[07:25:23] Wait, where's my onion?

[07:25:33] Dude, I bought it.

[07:25:38] I do have two of the herbites. I find a lot of them.

[07:25:41] I have a ton of water too.

[07:25:45] Has to be raw scavmeat.

[07:25:49] I do have raw scavmeat. It's the white meat, you know?

[07:25:53] I think something must have happened in the timeline in which we purchased the onion.

[07:26:21] What you doing?

[07:26:23] Oh, you're pissing on me.

[07:26:24] Heh heh heh.

[07:26:33] Why am I walking at this time?

[07:26:45] Ummm...

[07:26:52] supplier you're threatening me bad idea freshy bad idea I don't give a shit

[07:27:09] yes a bag down fuzzy tell me you're good show me your goods I only sell to

[07:27:14] people who respect the rules get lost

[07:27:22] I don't want your shit anyway, pussy.

[07:27:25] It could be.

[07:27:27] Hey you.

[07:27:30] Show me you're good.

[07:27:31] I only sell the people who respect the rules.

[07:27:33] Get lost.

[07:27:38] There must be some true loss.

[07:27:43] Losers!

[07:27:52] Why is this happening? Because I got rid of Mordrag or because I've stolen too many things.

[07:28:09] You got caught too many times.

[07:28:15] What does my journal say?

[07:28:19] I'm not sure...

[07:28:22] Ward would tell me if I was a- an outcast...

[07:28:32] Hmmm...

[07:28:33] There's a guy you can pay to make good?

[07:28:44] Yeah, where is that dude?

[07:28:45] What's his name?

[07:28:48] Fuck it forget

[07:29:06] We got sleep again, I fucked up right of the inner castle gates during the day

[07:29:10] Okay, go.

[07:29:15] How much money do we have?

[07:29:17] 170.

[07:29:20] You know, I thought it would be more than that, but whatever.

[07:29:30] Whatever, whatever.

[07:29:37] Can you do a cool bow kill?

[07:29:40] How about both of these?

[07:29:47] Okay.

[07:29:56] Okay, to the right of the intercastle gates, again, again, what, again, what, again, what,

[07:30:26] This guy.

[07:30:34] How can you set the-

[07:30:35] Alright, let's say you've gotten yourself into trouble with Thorus.

[07:30:39] Best to never let it come to that, but hey, you never know, right?

[07:30:42] Thorus is stubborn as a mule.

[07:30:44] If you fall out of favor with him, he won't torture you anymore, and that's bad news.

[07:30:48] Lucky for you, there's me, Gravo, and I know everyone.

[07:30:53] folks whose word means something to Thoris. I tell him you're a fine lad they pass it

[07:30:58] on to Thoris and click. All's well that ends well. Just like that. Well these folks will

[07:31:04] be wanting to see some more for their efforts. Same goes for me. I think I'm in trouble.

[07:31:13] Can you help me then? I think I'm in trouble. I think I can. But I'm warning you. It'll

[07:31:19] Oh, gosh, Jay.

[07:31:23] Wait, what?

[07:31:27] I don't think I...

[07:31:39] How's my reputation in the camp?

[07:31:41] Interesting, you know, that you took down co-licing.

[07:31:43] Fingers said you're useful as for Dexter.

[07:31:46] I'll have to have a word with him soon.

[07:31:47] Again, it's not like there's rules if you manage to snatch Corcolam's recipe that'll earn you a lot of respect about Thoris

[07:31:54] He's all in all seeing as he also passed my test. That's enough for me

[07:32:00] Don't talk to Thoris. He'll let you see Gomez

[07:32:06] Okay, I did it

[07:32:12] Let's go see what happens when we walk over here

[07:32:17] What about soup?

[07:32:24] That's why I'm coming over here because Dexter sells onions.

[07:32:33] Let's stay away from...

[07:32:34] Fisk.

[07:32:35] Okay.

[07:32:36] I only sell the people who respect the rules, get it?

[07:32:46] Okay, what- who do I pay off, then, heh heh heh.

[07:32:55] Wait, hold on.

[07:33:09] You locked yourself out of the traitors.

[07:33:13] Where the fuck can I get onions then?

[07:33:23] I'm sure we can fix this wouldn't know how unless you can find me another fence from

[07:33:36] the new camp that is where can I find one if I knew I find it myself I told you if you

[07:33:43] You want to fix this, you'll have to work for it.

[07:34:04] Alright well, we got some work to do on Monday boys.

[07:34:08] you're okay with everyone now so it's fine don't worry way way way way way way

[07:34:20] yeah that's because we killed more brave

[07:34:26] show me your goods I only sell yeah fuck you dude

[07:34:38] I'm not done yet hang on. Wait, yeah

[07:34:43] Dude I have so much shit I have to do. I gotta go to water camp new camp

[07:34:49] Get new fence

[07:34:52] Literally so that I can buy two onions from that guy

[07:34:58] We get to talk to Gomez I hope he's a fat guy

[07:35:02] Just enough talking and not much

[07:35:05] Yeah, I get the european struggle now dude I do

[07:35:10] I get it like I'm closer to Europe than I've ever been after playing this game

[07:35:19] Hey, I'll see you guys Monday. Thanks for watching