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FIRST TIME Gothic 1 (no I did not play the original) | !recap & !recap2 | difficulty = hard
06-08-2026 · 7h 35m
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Greetings!
Jordan Snow, thanks for subbing Brokeyship and Kiddzilla, thanks for subbing.
And Ramson and Strawberry Panties and him to diefighter and Pope twice.
Reborn, thanks for subbing.
Sorry, I missed that.
Eric C. Zandblah, thanks for subbing, thanks for subbing, thanks for subbing.
Happy birthday!
Lukasu, and my name is Jarrus, I'm living in Clads and...
I'll go to antelix or something.
You don't watch the Nintendo Direct tomorrow.
If it's on when I start my stream, then yes.
Tipstri and Omega and Brandicom.
And Swim and William Dareborn and Ryan O'Hack
and Green to the extreme, they just have to...
In price series, they just first sell it.
Oh, it's at 10 a.m. my time.
That's cool.
Obviously, so.
Do not care.
Wait, aren't I now to become part of the old camp?
He would still have to get a handful of people to put in a good word for him.
Lester immediately took a liking to him.
But whether the gurus would too was a different story.
Diego sent him on another errand to get a supply list from the old mine.
Who's Lester?
Who the fuck is Lester?
I do not remember a lester.
Entrance of Swamp Camp Guy?
Hmm.
Delicious.
Cold?
Green to the extreme.
Mmm, delicious.
Cold?
Green to the extreme.
Thanks again. Read and write. Disciple, genomic and mystical.
All thanks for subbing.
You won't see many of those in this game.
Lire, Lire, thanks for 69 months. That's the sex number.
Ikeves and Adam, thanks for subbing.
Brawlin' and Pony number one.
And Jamesford is Spray.
Thanks for the 47 months of Green Man and Hyrule Hero in Aperture.
download error takes for seven. Do you guys said I can go inside? I'm gonna go inside. Wait.
I'm gonna go to a new camp.
Not going to Hickmottics for seven? I hope you had a happy six seven. Oh yeah dude.
dude. It was awesome. It was everything I had ever hoped for.
Mitchell D. Thanks for 7. Let's go see Mud's corpse, guys.
Yeah, what's up?
This guy is always bleeding, dude.
I think he's pretending.
I don't know if I'm being honest.
We put the torch down to remember him.
Loser chatter and Mark Waters' abilityiness takes again forwards.
Boy Parkland, you on the other side?
This is New Camper, I'm pretty sure.
It is pretty suspicious that he only bleeds when you are watching.
Yeah, what's up with that?
that is. You have to carry the flame. And carry the flame. I am Gothic Kirk. By the
map, bro. Yeah, I do need to buy the map. Graham has another map. I'll set that one
now. Oh, they're gone, demon. Why can I not hit? You challenged me. I'm a wizard of great
powerful even though I missed the first strike oh yeah I changed it
It seems to have to parry.
I remember now.
It's all coming back.
I guess some other gamer in evil stuff do things for god's sake, for ten million years.
What the fuck?
Is there a spell that unlocks chests like in D&D?
Maybe.
if there is don't tell me
excuse me
why?
who drew this fucking map?
he say hello to future me who will be watching the Vod
hello dojin kingpin but from the future
sure. Yes, it is cancer and it is terminal and I'm sorry. Have a good night.
I'm at the wrong place. I'm at the old mine. Is it this right here? Fuck, I don't remember.
Wait, no.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I don't remember how to get there, boys.
Wait.
Isn't that the bridge that's being guarded by those two guys?
Giga Revival, Jim. Thanks for s-
There's the waterfall. Hold on, it's up here.
But how do we get up there?
Behold, my dark herbs.
I'm pretty sure we already looked into this thing.
Mmm-mmm, excuse me.
What if I've got some...
Some loom in my throat!
Oh, God, that ends well.
We got some steel.
That's a loud ass water bomb.
I mean, they're kind of loud at IRL too, boys.
No offense.
I think I can climb this.
None taken.
Thank you.
Yep.
Alright.
Okay.
I think we gotta go up.
Do you think you need no waterfalls named 5?
Does this game hold up to the original?
I don't know, you'll have to ask me in the future if I ever play the original, which I might not, so...
Oh God. Oh this thing's fast as fuck, I forgot.
Don't tell me about it, I haven't saved.
Must be some truth.
This guy's an idiot.
Aren't you doing hardcore mode?
Are you a pussy?
Space question mark?
Takes your keyboard and smashes it over my knee.
question mark me bitch chatters his knee no my Negro is even more powerful
level up ding
Oh, he's just like I said the N word, oh yeah, that's funny.
I guess you stand up.
I will confess, that is an unfortunate two words to read out to each other, though.
Do not kill me.
Wow!
Don't feel bad for that dog.
Even
Okay, what are what even are these things bro?
Wat or ice bolt hmm. I was a water mage
Nuggy.
Woolly Mammoth.
I got those here?
Dude, I think changing my interact key to F
was not the correct move, because I think it's making it so I cannot
I pick stuff up when I have stuff in my freaking hand, which is cringe.
Like so.
I don't know why I'm running from this thing.
Please leave me alone, sir.
How do we get up there?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
We got to get to new camp, bros.
We gotta get back to New Camp, bros.
Was this it?
I think so.
No.
Let's try to retrace the steps we took with that one guy.
We went through the wolf pass right here because I definitely did not kill this wolf by myself.
Meow meow meow meow.
Fucking bitch.
Stupid bae.
Yeah, you like that combo, bruh.
Essence of magic energy.
We love those.
That's a main up potion.
Okay.
Okay, that's the mine.
Which way did we go?
I
Bother see a fog next to seven
Should have I think we went this way now
Maybe
We had to stop Billy from cussing at all
Nah, he knows not to
Ooh, that's a bad word.
Fat Halper and Lengas scribe and plebsite, these are some of the townspeople.
Thanks for shitting. No, this is the Waterfall.
We have to get up. We have to get up there.
Wait, no.
That's not the same place.
What if we just had a man?
Mr. Eggrolls on BO, they've still...
What's your current quest?
Uh, we gotta get a fence.
A new fence.
And I'm not talking the kind that you use to keep...
Wolves out of your yard.
death by a glass six for seven
this is it
is Billy on his first ass beating for being bad
yeah I mean I think beating your kid kinda went out of vote like pretty much
Instantly.
I don't think anyone does that anymore.
You'd be surprised.
That's sad.
Instantly, it's been around for thousands of years.
Oh, prove it.
Prove it.
I'm expecting a scientific article, by the way, with proofs.
And I will be I will be handing it off to my professor in Twitch show to verify the claim
Hey, buddy
And if you all know a guy who's willing to sell his legal goods at a rival camp
What are you saying
This guy looks like he would uh, he'd be willing.
He walks up to me and asks if I can help out in the fields for just a bit.
Sure, I say.
I mean, I'm new and I want to make friends, right?
Well, guess what?
Next day, I'm in my bunk trying to get some kip, and the bastard's there again.
You ain't going to let your mates down, are you?
He says, I'll tell him I'm knackered from the day before, and that I've got to rest up.
But the tosser don't give a shit.
He grabs me by the collar and drags me back to the fucking fields.
He did the same the next day.
And the day after that, by the third, I just came on my own.
I mean, what else can I do?
The man's too strong.
Anyway, bottom line is, the rice lord and his boys are a bunch of thugs.
The whole bloody lot.
I'd steer clear of them if I was you.
Who is he?
Who's the race lord?
Don't know him yet.
Well, lucky you.
He's one of the guys who started this camp.
And he built those fields here.
These days, all he does is stand in his fortress and stick out his pot.
Not that fat old pig.
Okay.
What is a pot in British Slum? Is it stomach?
Hey, Freshy. You got a second?
The farmers are thirsty and we need someone to fetch him some water.
Fantastic way to make some friends around here.
What do you say?
I'm not your errand boy.
Well, well, well.
Is that any way to speak to a friend?
Seems I've got to teach you some manners.
That works too.
Next.
He's good. I'll give him that.
He's swung a weapon or two.
I will give him that.
I want to be this guy's slave, dude.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean like, this guy's just a thug. Surely he's not a merchant, right?
Oh, let's do what he says, you habits.
Go find Olmar. He'll give you the water and tell you what you need to know.
Okay, where is Olmar, bro?
That's an important detail that you left out, bitch.
Hey, Rice.
Go find him, Smile.
Ooh, they got like, cool little...
sleeping quarter.
Oh, that's not a good look.
There ain't nothing in there, boys.
These guys might be slaves.
Uh-oh!
Dude, just pick up the torch, man.
to leave this one here. What even is snaps? I feel like I asked this but I've already forgotten.
So someone tell me again now. Liquor. Yes, I know it's liquor, man. Sweden liquor with
flavor
Miss legendary chest where
Reveal thyself legendary chest. Oh
I think I did miss a chest. Oh
No, he was right. Let's see what we miss.
Oh, goodbye, Torch. I don't feel like interacting with you.
I've got 20 more.
I think this is just where the people live.
The people.
I wish I could, like, zoom in slightly. Is there a way to zoom in? Oh my god.
Shift plus.
Right mouse.
Um, well, these guys have a door.
That's cool.
What would you like to bring to your saving quarters?
Door?
Well, well, well.
It looks like it's just rice in there, guys.
I don't think leveling up lockpicking is going to make it even easier by the way.
No?
What?
It's literally just rice storage.
Hold.
We got torches and lockpick and leather strip and wood spoon, which I will leave here.
Okay, I guess we went up a floor.
There has to be ways to zoom the camera in, right?
I'm tired of it fucking clipping on these the roof pieces, man.
Oh my god, middle click.
Wait.
Got a scroll wheel on your mouse.
Oh dude, why are you not digging that?
is this gothic one remake how did you get here
Okay.
Many move the one
Okay, we got a hard one boys harder one
No.
Is there any of the movement opposite?
it
here
gap
Mike! Mike! Mike!
Baboosh!
Oh, I'm big fucking John!
I don't think we move this one.
Okay, we got some opposite movement here, dude.
very good.
now...
this this one is not moved by any other one
Wow.
Wow.
I don't know what to do with it.
The thing I need to...hold on.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where we get, ooh, Bullo Rice.
Sickle, 7 damage.
Hammer.
Brush.
Let's go!
Yo!
Hi!
This won't be easier.
Right, guys?
Right, fellas?
15 arrows with us actually huge like that big fan
there's a big slab of meat Arby's we have the meats isn't that add I saw the
Travago guy again. He's live.
Travago?
Step aside.
Meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
No.
Travago?
I should have checked!
I don't need to pick this.
It came in from the below.
Bro, we're blowing through torches, man.
I am not picking this shit up.
Ew, look at the cockroach.
That thing's huge.
Wee!
Ta-da!
Wait!
A doi!
Wait...
Adoi!
Lots of food in this one. And shmoney!
riveting gameplay
um
maybe it's just not for you bro
how should I respond to that?
there's two roads
I could go down the road that
he's just slightly autistic and he's trying to make a funny joke
but like did not deliver well
Like that's the benevolent that's the benevolent road, okay, like he tried and failed
Or there's the the evil moon moon road where I yell at him
I think we'll go we'll go
The road one
I know, right? The lock-making can be a bit difficult, especially challenging for a viewer
like you who is so stupid you cannot tell what's actually happening on screen. I mean,
someone who just tuned in and has no idea what's happening.
Multi-track drifting. Dude, we're going to... we're going to run two!
I think we're done up here and we got some good shit bro primarily the arrows cuz I am
I'm far too cheap to purchase this.
Okay, who the fuck were we looking for?
You're in?
What was his name?
Hey.
Hey.
Wait, we probably have a bunch of water to get.
I won't be doing that though.
That's my water.
Oh, it's the rice lord.
There you are.
Now, that's a face I haven't seen before.
Just got in.
Well, just your first time visiting this great camp of ours.
Both.
I'll see.
Name's Hacon.
My most fulkey, I call me,
the rice lord.
Now, if you don't mind,
I'm in the middle of something.
They really call you the rice lord?
See what you want?
It sticks.
I'm looking to make myself useful. Do you need help with anything?
From a fishing.
You know what? Now that you mention it, there is something.
Cyrus, the inkeeper at the Lake Tavern, said he could use an extra hand the other day.
Go there and tell him I'll send ya. Maybe you can make yourself useful. Alright?
Bro, where the fuck is the Lake Tavern, man?
Oh, it's by the lake.
I forgot we insulted that guy, I think, I don't remember.
Damn, they got the leader of the camp out here supervising the fields, bro?
Now that's leadership.
That's my leader.
Unless it's a depot.
And the real rice lord is up hill eating rice.
Like that time Sassap participated in the harvest, indeed.
This guy knows.
And then if I wrote some cool poetry where he was like,
The moon sings
Bloody tears
My brother's in arms
Jarvis, delete my testicles
I saw this David, thanks for selling it, I'm excited for Woe Long too.
Woe Long was so bad I forgot about it actually.
Zug Zug in Ilya's Wheel in Derp, thanks for selling it.
Gee, I sure hope this guy doesn't notice what I'm doing.
Brother.
No, why am I doing like that?
Mild alien herbs!
Sweet.
They call him Master of Lockpicking.
There's nary a lock that he cannot pick.
There's shit over here.
Or how big is this place? Holy shit.
Whee!
Let's go this way.
Diablo is for seven. Wait, this might be the lake tavern.
Alright, keep your eyes peeled for anything cool down here, okay?
There's fish. I said, cool.
You got this bro nice, that's what I would have did
teleport to the ledge
Now everything you're going in there forget about it
This place is for scrapers farmers and bandit summary
Sardis is all this
But the rice Lord sent me that don't mean the rules don't count for you. Don't make me repeat myself
self. Um...
We're gonna find a mage. They've made their own in the back of the cave. Continuing the research. Protected by the mercenaries.
Why would he tell me that?
I am a scraper, and I need a drink. If you're a scraper, then I'm King Roba.
Piss off.
I
Hmm I got some smoke rolls you all one
Everyone loves weed 10-0 for you. Hey what you can drop by more often if you got some rose
I was trying to bribe him with weed to get it you get
Let's go, bitch. I can't target him.
What are you executing? That was very mean.
Holy fuck.
Hmm. Who are you talking?
I got ten.
Here. Ten.
Old Asuka to buy you is another try.
I better not have given him ten.
Well, let's just jump into the roof then.
Well, well, well.
I'll stay there, Misspain.
Nice established motto you've got here, fella.
Some nice mints.
You look clumped.
Ian?
I am. Got a pistol and a swamp weed to sell and I'm way behind.
You selling goods for the Brotherhood?
Give me some tattoos, give me a light.
Yeah, I am.
I just can't get off my ass.
It's all just so fucking exhausting.
Hi, show me what you have.
Sure.
Hmm.
Do we want to help this stupid fucking podhead?
Sure.
Sure.
Why'd we tell him that?
out. I'm buying. Yippee! I found this one in a cave.
Give it a think. 50-50, and I sell the rolls for you.
Oh man, quit putting ideas in my head with you. You're a crook, I can smell that from
a while away. Then again, I really gotta sell that stuff.
And Susan Nikon, you have my word.
Oh, shut up.
Five years of stuff. You should add 400, at least, so that's 200 each. I'm gonna stay
Stay here and man the fool. Just come back once you got the knucks.
Alright. Who are the tankers?
If I knew that I'd have sold it long ago. Good luck. I already feel a lot better.
Why? Why? You should feel worse.
You should feel worse.
You just gave me the one thing that you had on you that was worth money.
Hey, you. How's business?
Ah, don't ask. I can barely keep up with how much the men drink, but it's fine.
At least this way, the Rice Lord's goons leave me be.
What can you tell me about the Rice Lord?
Let's go.
He's a bastard, that's what.
He acts all chummy, but in truth, he's just the gang lord of the band of ruffians
of ruffians who forced the weaker to work the fields for them the only one who
could stand up to them is Horatio but he's gone all soft since they threw him
in here one day he even told me that sometimes he's this close to knocking
that bastard's lights out but he just won't do it I think it has to do with an
oath he swore to himself or something like that that's the guy who won't talk
to us by the way house business I don't what it's what are you doing I make rice
schnapps here this one's on the house but not a word to silence okay thanks bro
hmm why would I know to ask this guy are you interested in a new business
partner. Fisk from the old camp is looking for a new fence. Not interested, but try it
up with Sharky. How much more is it loose as a harbour whore?
That's good. We have an offer.
Question is, what do you have on offer? I'm only interested in bigger shitting.
Interested in some herbules? No, that's more like it. All right, let's trade.
Let's see, yeah, that'll do.
What?
Let's trade.
What do you want?
I found a fratting you dumbass.
It's only the end.
Who's got so much fucking money there?
Let's sell some bread, shall we?
I feel like this is not great for us eventually, but not right now, so we're gonna keep that.
That guy sure is brushing the floor, isn't he, boys?
I don't think I'm gonna use this, but we'll keep it. Why not?
He doesn't want to pay any money for the race.
Bitch.
I don't think I'm going to drink these.
Got some jug.
Got some blood fly wings.
right pilot pilot. Okay this uh the solid lake diminish cost.
I'll stop this this and that. I'll be shaking you over.
Oops I'm doing it backwards.
I love rushing the flow. I love.
Can you see me rushing the floor three five seven
I don't want to sell the water, water is OP.
Do you sell the ham?
Oh, it's only two ore for the skins, boys.
I don't want to sell any materials, so I don't know...
Oh...
Wait, hold on.
We'll give this sell.
We got some arrows.
We'll buy this.
It's only one each.
You got some arrows.
We'll buy those.
There's only one each.
There's got some healing potions.
It's so funny that we got these swords, man.
It's a very Keck W.
It says it's a material, but that could mean literally anything.
Well, let's go do our... let's go be a good guy.
Let's go be a good guy.
Dude, he's sitting right next to me.
I stole those herbs.
Oh, my cut.
Here. 200.
Good. Good.
Go on, can piss right off!
Ha ha ha!
Great idea doing business with you.
The age of story.
Show me how you handle it.
Sure.
This guy's still fucking lazy, dude.
The dude we did the deal with is sitting directly next to him.
Hey!
What?
You working that mine?
the free mine yeah wonder what gave me away we want to try places with him
that's all we had to say like
quite good
I wasn't too smart all right
How's business good too good actually the lads drink so much snaps we can barely keep up but I
get it what else should they use their nuggets for the rice Lord said you said you could use a
hand ah right on the mark what do you mean see that guy over there the one who looks like game
washed in months his name's rake and he's being a real pain in the ass lately
he's smoking
the whole package I asked the bouncers to give him a proper paste but they know him
from before you married the portal and are acting all sentimental can you take
care of it what's got him so upset don't know and don't care this ain't a
confession room it's a tavern and the man come here to wind down after hard
day's work. Who is he? One of the bandits? Nah, a spray fire. We ain't gone down the
bit for years now. I'll take care of it. Good. Let me know when you're done. How has he been
able to get away with not working for that many years? Oh, is she just that ugly? Cut that out,
will you? Little fresh he's gonna beat me up. What's your problem? You're my problem.
Get out of my face or I'll fucking smack you. Don't be an idiot. Why don't I buy you a beer
and talk outside? That much of a coward are you? No, it's not the move for a fight.
I
Well, I guess a beer ain't gonna hurt but that don't mean we're friends. You hear me. I'll survive
Come on big man, I think you've had enough step aside
Why are you looking at? I just want to be the keys. Come on big man
Make it fuckers
Yeah, I guess we're going to the balcony or whatever.
What's your mother and mole rat?
Or was she just that ugly?
I think mole rats are kind of cute.
Always the same old town.
This guy just be yelling stuff.
So, where's that beer?
Mmm, here you go, here you go.
Just hand it back. I don't want that.
I'm a wanker, maybe can't blame you ain't always been like that. You know not until a con fuck me over
Hey, come on the rice Lord. Yeah, these are bastard
Pretends to be your friend, but it's all just a friend. I used to be his best mate that when there were no rice farms and no dams
We were equals built that barn together. I had the farmers fuck
I even tilled those bloody feels then one day just as we got the show running one
of Larra's is going shows up in my heart I'll be working the mines now he said
hey cons the only rice Lord those fields need hmm he backs down he's sorry about
fucking sequel and shoved it right up my ass even then sorry bro I didn't want to
believe it sorry that happened you bro you ever tried to talk it out how dumb
do you think I am of course I did you just looked at me all smugly and said
he doesn't know why I'm so angry you shouldn't have trusted him yeah yeah
hindsight's a fucking oracle ain't she anyway tell Silas I ain't gonna bother
I should have killed you, man.
I'm a therapist.
bother you anymore really all I saw was the two of you having out there like two
lovebirds what did you tell him I gave him something to drink he said something
about how the rice store double-crossed him that old drag yeah hey can't fuck
him over that's what you get in here if you trust someone just cuz he had soul
Chummy. Anyway, let's just hope you learned his lesson. Though I doubt it.
Thank for your help, Freci. It's good the rice lord sent you.
No ice in any preferable that matters. Okay. I want a drink. Sure.
Oh, he's got arrows.
And Wato.
Buys arrows instead of drinks.
Okay, that's fair.
That's fair.
It's fair.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't remember.
Okay, this is two minutes ago.
Nice.
Pretty clever that they remembered that I wasn't supposed to be in there.
Did you really think you could be there?
I want to drink.
Sure.
arrows, bruv. Now, if you'll excuse me, I will be exiting through the backdoor.
I'll stay there, hat-miss, mate.
This guy keeps on doing the same insult, bro. Get some new material, dawg.
Well, let's go talk to this bitch-ass rice lord, dude.
This guy sounds like a piece of shit.
Oh, I remember this place.
Oh, let's beat this guy up real quick.
Fuck, the sharky?
Fuck, is Sharky in here?
I forgot.
I forgot.
I gotta beat this guy's ass.
to you. How's it going? Piss off. Okay. Mind if I sleep? Leave me go. Maybe later. Not
now. Wait, what? Just keep following the car. What a day. Not right now. I can't initiate
the combat are they gonna gonna beat my ass just beat his ass
Yeah
Help
Hi, bitch
Um, guys? I wanted to loot him.
I don't know if yet.
enough yet you fucking why did you do that what do you think I want this hut
this this this isn't over this isn't over
potato I'm even getting onion here it's my stuff now
It's just that easy pull yourself up by your bootstraps and kill your the guy who was
squatting in your house. This is how you get a house in Europe, specifically Germany.
It's so dark. This place is way nicer than the other place we have. I'm a homeowner now.
Yippee!
This guy cooking rocks.
Jesus.
Oh.
Look buck today, thanks to the weed.
But some of these places got some good shit, fellas.
But we're not here to be the lockpick lord, dude.
I'll keep that to myself.
Hey, man, what's up?
Not now.
Bitch.
Hey, you're living the corner now.
Loser.
Okay, beat the shit out of everyone and take over the whole place.
Uh, we might have to sleep longer.
Also, no, I don't think that's how it works.
I think...
I think you will have just killed everyone.
I don't know.
Gough cosplay for Gothic 1 win.
I think you guys are conflating...
Gough aesthetic with this game because they... look, understandably so, they use the same
word.
I get it.
But there's nothing Gough about this game.
nothing. Hey, it's Torloff. I don't remember. Who is this fucking creep sitting outside
of my house? He was watching me sleep. Get a fucking job, dude. Just steal your own house.
All right, where is this motherfucker?
Hey, it's Bokka God.
Show me your moves.
Goodbye.
I'm gonna go a layer up then.
Weed.
Did I make all my money selling weed? No, we stole a lot of it.
Well, there's no point in not spending my random four points that I have.
Hmm.
What the fuck is that wizard, though?
There he is.
We're gonna buy some man.
Hey, you.
Um...
What are you having?
What are you boying?
We could buy some...
some shit right now, dude.
I wanna know why these books are so fucking expensive, dude.
Why?
They sell for a lot less here.
What knowledge is power?
Why'd you sigh about, B?
The old ring of magic.
I want to strengthen mine.
and so be it so be it so be it so be it all right we now don't have like a weird
amount of help be so be it we're at two dex rings right now and I'm pretty sure
if I take off one of them I can't use my bow
That's okay.
Wait, that's not okay.
Hmm.
Yeah, whatever.
We'll switch to the...
We'll switch rings when we run out of mana.
How about that?
I'm a great and powerful wizard don't tell the fire wizards though that I was
here I was not and I will deny it
the torch pile grows we're not healing man it why the hell not hold on let's
smoke a blunt dude that finally picked that chest at moon moon yeah it's blunt
smoking time I want to get so dream call Swampweed 100
God damn!
Where's my mana increase?
Oh, I'm so fucking high!
What's the mana we got?
29!
Oh yeah.
Yep, this is exactly what smoking weed is like.
I think a more accurate weed smoking thingy would have been like you smoke the weed and
then a tiny little video in the top right of like family guy clips sped up two times
would have been pretty good.
I did it. You think he knows we're high? You think you can smell it, dude?
This is so fucked up.
I'm gonna take your meat.
What the fuck is Sharky at, dude?
Hee hee hee hee.
surely it's surely it's good whatever lies with him
what are you a stab at dude
I got an achievement. Unlike 20 locks with lockpicked.
Get lost, man.
I want to see how many people on Steam have that.
14.1, not bad. They're probably using the website there, guys. It's not the same.
I should have saved.
We chill, we chill.
Hey, we're not stoned anymore, dude.
What the fuck is that?
As long as I get to stay out of it.
Da-dum.
Da-dum.
Come on, man.
Piss off!
I don't have the right key.
Fine.
I'm sorry.
I think I heard someone pull out a sword am I sure.
It moves four of them lads in the same direction, bruv.
Oh, boss.
Buh.
Boss.
What do we got? Not bad.
More arrows, always good.
Even though I technically can't use my bow right now, but that's okay.
Boy mates with shawky at breath.
Boy points you got lockpicking?
Dude we're a master of lockpicking.
It's a shame that investing in those points of the skill didn't make it easier though.
Sadge.
Dude, where is this motherfucker?
Who's that doggy?
All right, all right.
I'm in.
bandito extraordinaire no no I'm stuck on the wall I'm sorry we're doing in that
absolutely no they don't worry about what were you doing in there what were
you doing in there
This guy's name is Buster.
I don't know who wants to talk to me, am I a loser now?
It's vent leaning, dude.
Look at that fend problem in the new camp, dude.
Can I go up, please?
Yeah, I was just blubbing though, so...
Oh, it's this guy.
He's not allowed to stay out of it.
There you go, fucking bitch, dude.
The art of controlling your body? I could teach you. For some more, that is.
Huh?
Can acrobatics help me move faster?
No, that's nonsense. It's mostly about rolling, dodging better. That sort of thing.
If you want to move faster, you'll need a scavenger.
There's a guy near the old tower, not far from the camp. He knows how to tame those beasts.
Amount?
Near old tower?
This guy's not a buster at all.
Also he's kind of nice.
That wasn't so nice to us.
I think he's trying to get up into bussy or what?
What, dude?
Acrobatics is good.
Yeah, we'll get it, once I level.
Which, I don't know when that will be.
All I know is that our mana pool went from 5 mana to 27.
Unlimited fucking power!
That wasn't concerning, either.
Where is this piece of shit, man?!
the other weed sellers really did miss them because of the time of the day probably
Hey, I'm sold, but what can you do?
Hold up.
Yeah, I'll stop.
I'm looking for Newt.
I found him, guys.
We can buy this bow and use it for now.
I'll get some air roll
Dude, 669, bro
Oops
Fisk from the old camp is looking for a new fence. Why are you telling me this?
I figured you wouldn't mind making some nuggets on the side. You know what?
I think I don't all right then tell the men I'll be in touch okay we gotta go
tame a scavenger
I'm tired of running around, dude.
What else we got here?
Thirsty Farmers.
Send me to Olmar.
Give me the Olmar.
Wait, this...
Oh yeah, we're gonna talk to the rice lawyer again.
Go away.
Oh yee!
Ice, thanks for the...
I can't wait until someone tries to test me and then I unleash 100 fireballs on them.
They simply do not understand.
Well, goodbye, Torch.
So, again, SFX is 75, you did a 45 before.
Yeah, that's nice.
Good looking, Chatur.
Hey, you looking for something?
Yeah.
Leeks.
I have a hunch that a lurker has been gnawing at the base of the dam.
Those beasts love to sharpen their teeth and claws on underwater rocks.
I wouldn't be surprised at the damn cave den if it goes on like that
Improves your breathing underwater
Um
I got no skills how much was acrobatics was a 10 LP I think it is can I help sure you could stop that beast
gnawing at the wall did you build that damn yes way back when we started this
camp everyone helped of course but I let the construction used to be an
engineer back in Karenis before uh well let's not go there
why don't the mercenaries take care of it I asked them the same thing they told
It's not their job, but I should go ask the bandits guess what they said not our job smart man
I'm telling you no one in here ever gets off their asses
There's nothing in it for them. Why not just pay them because I'm not king robot, and I have no nuggets to spare
Not to mention that
It's in all our interest that this bloody damn doesn't break if the rice fields have to be flooded for these idiots to see that then
So be it.
I see.
Where can I find that thing?
Try the other side of the lake.
People rarely go there.
So it's possible it has a layer around there somewhere.
Okay.
Alrighty, homer dog.
Barret, thanks for selling it.
So, Gothic 1 was the second biggest thing that happened in the year 2001 for me.
Where's the tower?
I don't know.
Is there a way to scum torches if you're interested?
We've got so many that I don't think it's really a problem.
Eventually we're gonna get the lights spelled to you so.
Aww they're hanging out with butterflies.
It's about muscle.
It's about finish.
Who are you talking to bro?
Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
On-Front.
Weeeee!
Palm frond!
Hmmmmm.
I kinda wanna wait till I get... better at swimming.
What's up guys?
What's up guys?
Why can't I hand out a lock?
There must be something behind that water.
Always check behind the water.
On a hole.
I can't see.
Not a hole in the ground.
We almost throw up.
Where am I?
Help!
I love waterfalls, man. They're so peaceful, Southern Chatter. Dude, they're so fucking loud, man.
Hey, if you guys see the lurker, you'll tell me, right?
Hey.
Neil.
Before my fucking might.
Oh shit!
Sabs you through the fucking sp-
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Saps you through the fucking s-
OH SHIT!
Dude, rocks would be so proud of us, bro.
Holy fuck.
They come a long way, dawg.
Still no armor, though, XD.
Oh, no.
Sounds like a piggy.
Sorry, didn't mean it.
Hehehe.
We're gonna be the grey swiss or tevver live.
Ooh.
Where's mud?
I think you know exactly where mud is.
Oh?
How come that has no effect on it?
It does.
That's not bad. I mean, it's better than what I've seen for sale on armor, which the armor
was like 300 fucking nuggies as well. We're gonna, we're gonna, I don't think we have to
train dexterity actually. Another thing about it. Yeah, and because we've
already sacrificed our ability to use our other bow, then we should... where are the armoring?
Could be!
Dragon root. Hey, what you think that should smell like when you spark that beer? Oh my...
Stanky.
Oh, you guys see that?
Why did I bleed when I jumped in?
Oh, the blood on my boots, dude, wait.
We do be walking there bros.
Cool.
You know that actually uh...
Give us a somewhat decent amount of...
Okay, fuck off.
Come here, the bitch.
Rips your fur off with my bare hands.
Yeah, that's what I would have did.
Oh!
Oh
I think I found a guest
Neil
You're nothing and now
Oh, way.
Emergency!
Dude, holy fuck!
Dude, cast the spell, you dumb fuck.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Time for some grilled meat.
Mmm, so good.
Mmm, grilled meat, so good.
Can't loot it.
How will they know I did the deed?
How many fucking wolves are there, dude?
Jesus Christ.
I think we got one more blunt Aruni.
We'll just smoke it from here, actually.
Weep!
Oh yeah.
I got a munchies, bruh.
Oh, god.
Sheesh.
Statue.
Sheesh!
I think it's like a slightly secret way up.
Yeah, there ain't shit.
And by slightly secret I mean it's pretty fucking obvious to do one with eyeballs, but
that's okay.
I'm a dumb ass.
Dumb ass.
Alright everyone, keep quiet okay?
What if there's lurker 2?
I don't think there's gonna be anything over here, boys.
Lurker too?
Hold up.
No, we can't from here.
I'm an idiot.
What was go tell Mr. Simpson that we've completed his mission?
That's a joke because his name is Homer.
Funny.
I don't know how you're supposed to do melee combos when these things aren't hard, man.
If I'm B and TBH, probably like ASAP buying good armor or some shit, that's a building.
You die instantly if you run out of oxygen, by the way.
multi buildings. We built a house down there. I think more realistically someone built the
house up here and then shove it into the wall.
How long can you hold your breath for?
I don't know.
Like 12 minutes?
How about you?
Only 12 minutes, okay, dude. You think you're better than me? 12.1 minutes. Yeah, okay, dude.
The lurker is food for the crows. Good work.
I'll ask the rice lord to lend me some of his guys so we can start the repairs. I'll sleep a lot easier tonight.
Right.
Rihondo!
I think we're close level.
Careful.
Careful.
Also known as
Gray Face No Space.
One of the
storied and legendary twitch emotes.
Frequently posted
within twitch chats.
There's rumor that one day it will make
its return.
But for now, we are all F1.
I didn't tell you to fetch the farmer some water.
You disappointed me mate. I ate it when someone goes back on their words.
Cool. I won't fucking kill your ass.
Don't shoot me!
Well, I'm dead. That's fucking awesome.
I'm waiting for it.
One to the road!
Fuck yeah, you're dead.
How am I supposed to defend myself when all these fucking morons are like, hmm, combat?
Hmm, I think I'll circle the area and potentially get hit by a stray bullet.
Rysor help. You know he's a violation of camp rules.
Ooh, drinking potion, eh? Kind of cringe.
The Rysor's cheering, dude.
Wait, yes, it's not oh how's it going my friend a fucks sake. What do you want?
Just wanted to laugh some steam hold still will you where I completed the quest
Not looting
Don't don't isn't it illegal for me to rob him
I can't help but notice you are not currently walking to feed my farmers though.
Are you?
I helped Silas in the tavern.
Good.
Any trouble?
A guy named Rake was acting up.
I bought him a drink and we talked it out.
Really?
Didn't pay you for a diplomat.
What did he say?
Not much.
Not much.
I'll see.
Well, take that for your efforts.
Gosh, Tony.
Gosh, honey. Seems you ain't as useless as most around here.
Fancy doing another job for me.
Yes.
It's alright.
Tell me more.
That's the spirit.
The former man, Brad, went missing a couple of days ago.
I want you to find him.
What can you tell me about?
What can you tell me about, Brad?
Nothing really.
Go ask the farmers.
I'm sure they know something.
I don't want to talk to these guys.
They're beneath me.
Hmm.
Yeah, you've got garbage, my man.
I'm looking for brand and the ideas where he might have gone. Why would I tell you?
How about you get to keep your teeth so you'll just another buddy
find him
Let's settle this your way
Bro has a farming implement
Don't stand a chance!
Get the flower.
Really nice weapon, what the hell?
Kill him! Oh fuck.
You don't stand a chance!
He's lagging so hard. He's a ring of luck.
Run away.
There he goes.
So I robbed that guy, the farmer, and then they all attacked me, so...
Did that chatter freaking fib on me, dude?
Hey.
Looking for Bran?
Why would I?
Because I'm asking you nicely.
Look at that.
Common courtesy in the colony.
Didn't think I'd live to see the day.
Alright.
A few nights ago,
I saw Bran sneak out of the cabin.
He was heading for the cave by the pond.
The one Jack O and Romeo use for their little swampway business.
Anything else?
I've got rice to pick.
Hmm.
Been seen heading for a cave near the pond.
The world of fuck is there.
Can you hear things for yourself?
Is this kind of a pond?
I don't think so. Maybe.
Jacko and his boys.
I mean, this looks like a cave.
I can't wait till we get Explode Head Spell.
Ooh, or fly.
I mean, I've been in here before.
Dude, where's the fucking pond?
How would I deal with 40 plus hogs?
Like the animal?
I'd probably eat them.
But I'd like to space it out.
Obviously you can't eat 40 hogs at once.
Missed the secret door.
It's the lake? I don't think there was a secret door by the way.
You're saying the pond that they're referencing in this quest is actually the lake.
For a cave near the pond where Jacko and his boys hang around.
Hey, Smaychacko!
Pobos!
Yeah?
Maybe this?
Well, there's a lot of people down here.
Ergh!
Nice catch, dude.
it's so sad you know scatman said that uh no wonder my brothers and sisters need
a crutch I think he was probably talking about the crippling swamp weed
addiction that these guys have oh it started a class what did you walk in
there get love or I will deal with you myself
What's up yam? You know that's how it's pronounced by the way?
Sigh-bow dude
What?
You want me to drop it?
I said give it back. Hey, hang on. I
Don't know how to drop I
Have had enough
Nice weapon! Hand it over! I'll take a bit more of that.
Next time, it will hurt for real.
Loser!
Wait.
Who are you?
Just passing through.
Then don't get on my nerves.
Why are you out here?
For the silence.
What are you doing?
Just curious.
There is saying about that, but to answer your question, I'm resting.
Nothing better than some fresh air to recover after a good fight.
You're a fighter.
Is he not in a uh, in the hand?
Yeah.
Can you show me some tricks?
For boxing?
Hmm.
Why not?
But...
What do you need?
Alright.
I thought...
Yeah.
Like...
Good.
Yes, the boy across the road.
And...
And I think...
I'm a...
It was a...
It was a...
It was a...
It was...
I'm it will heal on its own, but I bring me some of that. All right, you know where
Didn't take the one thing you should have buddy
Are you pulling a sword you dumb bitch?
I'll be taking all that shit back, bitch.
Get your ass up.
Hey, wait.
About that remedy.
Do you always stretch things up?
I'm still looking.
And you can't hit me.
I wonder if we still have the book.
I don't even think he took the book back, actually.
He's chill about it.
That's just how it be, bro.
He took all of my money as well, I just noticed that, but we got back, we're good, we're good.
I wish I had some more Wii first.
What a day.
Weep.
Weep.
I bet that ship is made into something really good,
but we just don't have it.
Get the fur upgrade for 400.
That's a good idea. I'll do that. Loads shotgun, puts it in mouth.
It was like a little boxing room. But now I wish I had listened to his
dialogue because I was planning on just reloading.
He'll teach me if I get him something for his knuckle from the water mages.
Reload anyway. True.
That's a good good screenshot right there. Good screenshot
You'll never know
Haha!
Haha!
Hey you!
I can't move.
Who are you?
Just passing through.
Damn doggy!
Who are you then?
What are you doing here?
Why?
Are you trying to make friends?
Just curious.
There is saying about that, something with cats.
No one knows what it is.
But to answer your question, I'm resting.
Nothing better than some fresh air to recover after a good fight.
You're a fighter?
Master fully deduced.
Yes I am, one of the best in the whole colony.
Not a great friend of weapons though.
They are for coward if you ask me.
I use my fist.
And my fist alone.
Can you show me some tricks?
Hmm, what?
Alright, yeah, I got good.
And I think I might have broken a knuckle.
It will heal on its bring me some.
Alright. You know where.
Where are you for?
Okay.
Let's go kill those flies.
Wheeeeee!
Exploration paying off dude. That's four cents.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Um, guys?
We came here to find Jackoff.
Where'd he be?
This looks like a different blood plot.
Take that, man.
It's not.
Help!
when you loot them you get their wings so I like to imagine them ripping their wings
off
oh no
bro, we have not damaged this leg
Oh, no.
Aren't you burning?
Aren't you burning?
I bet it's resistant to fire.
Wait, we hurt the other one way more than this one.
He finally burned him boys.
Let me, I'm done, oh god.
Okay, let's consume the mushroom.
These things are the big fraud, dude.
These things are just a big fraud, dude.
How did you live this life?
100 mana later.
These things have a really simple move, so you can kill with a sword at level 1?
No, you can. I can't.
because you played the game before and you know what it does and I don't do you
understand what I am saying
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That was kind of like, Diablo, dude.
Just a little bit.
There ain't shit in here.
Is there a HUD setting to see mana and HP totals?
Oh wait, do you not fucking know am I?
My boy!
There is?
Would you look at that?
Oh hey.
guys I found it I found a chest
lock day they don't know who they're dealing with
the master of lock picking oh five lead
You think about Tong Tongs to her saving for tonight?
Um, you know, I think it's cool.
Personally I would have preferred the rock.
It's 20% scale and 20% concentrate of power of will, and 20% um, Sirianical Oil.
But they got Sirian this game?
What the hell?
20% power and 20% dial.
20% power.
Yup.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Schematic of Stonecrusher.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Why would I want to attack rocks?
They ain't got money.
Wheeee!
There's something else near the chest.
They're freakin' better be or I'm gonna get mad, dude!
Money is their bones.
Yeah, I'm talking about normal stones, not like stones with minerals.
swamp weed mash it. Oh this is what they used. This is what they used to turn butter, dude.
Hmm
Where the fuck is Jacko my
It's a fucking scavenger, bro
Should we kill it?
I'll try to leave these guys so I can come back and team.
Wait, what kind of a scavenger is it?
Oh!
No, please!
Let's see you come down here.
Cool.
Are they going to get a mouth?
I don't know how.
We got to find an old towel.
Mud would have fought them?
Yeah, and he would have instantly fucking died.
And I know that for a fact, because I know how much HP he has.
He would have instantly died.
Like a hero?
No.
Like a moron.
Iron!
How many torches we got?
20. Who fucking cares if I lose a torch, bro? We're looking for a cave. Did we go in there?
I think we did, right?
Oh, yeah
What's this swag I think it just puts the torch back in my inventory
Draw weapon attack immediately torch saved bro. I've got 21 torches
what do you mean? And I've been careless with them!
Nothing was a pussy.
What are you? I guess I'll never know.
That shatter the kind of guy to end Final Fantasy 3 with 99 elixirs.
But that shoulda went bruh.
Oh hey.
Ding.
Rats me now.
We gotta go back and learn acrobatics.
Also it's dark anyways.
Mmmmmm.
I can't fucking see!
There's a f- there's a fucking rope there, dude.
It's across the whole thing.
I hope.
We're gonna learn the light spell, dude.
Oh, you're cooking, bud.
Dinner time, lad?
are you cooking bud? dinnertime? lad?
just a fucking dumb loser without a horse man holy fuck
type of potion do you think tastes better?
know man but you got it in that that's really not my problem in a lot of fantasy games with like
potions and stuff how how do protagonists be drinking like ten of those bitches in a row if
they need to like badlands chugs could not do that shit and how do they do it in some
ocean enema oh i think realistically like you should sip it you know what i mean
take a look take a little sip of ruskies have been like yeah you drink this entire fucking potion
and fucking Mr. Biloxi addicted to swamp weed no way we've only smoked two
joints surely not
surely you can't get hooked after two bro story short story recap for late
folks humble sire oh shit um the rice Lord but I mean this is the only
interesting story thing the rice Lord betrayed a bunch of his friends to
become the leader of this particular camp that's pretty that's pretty much the
only interested everything else has been like
nothing my little side quest what the fuck was this bitch at it's a little B
I need Buster. I see him. He's smoking weed. Buster, no! Put it down!
Teach me acrobatics. Okay. The most important technique you've got to learn is a landing
roll. Master this and you'll be able to jump from greater heights and not break your ankles.
I'll also help you jump much farther, but remember you're not immortal
Oh, and of course this can also come in handy during a fight to close distance or get out of danger much faster
Good luck, man
Good luck, man
So
Unlocks the ability to perform a dog played out that way back then how do I do that? Oh?
Bro, this shit's faster than run-off.
That's a lesson they'll never learn.
Does the landing roll happen instantly?
Yeah.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Oh, wow. I truly feel less useless now.
Oh, good.
When's Double Jump, though?
Don't just trust him.
For your circus studios, it's for seven.
If you think about it, dude.
Doing a dodge roll would be fucking hard.
Oh, yeah, we're gonna talk to, uh, Cronus.
You're right.
Whee!
In a play...
Oh, a platyx.
Sorry.
At least you got something.
What's up, man?
What's up, man? Let's get a water mage.
Hmm?
What are you bullying?
Yeah, this guy is not a water mage.
Or rather, he's not one that can help us.
do that through that which is the reason we ended up here to begin with the
nuggets in laban's terms we plan to channel the oars magical energy and
release it in a giant burst that will detonate the barrier and that'll work
we hope so anyway you can imagine that amassing such a massive amount of all
attracts all sorts of laggards and bandits that is why we work with the
The mercenaries who keep things in order around here...
Spagology, thanks for dropping by.
...and protect our fort.
Uh...
What do you have in stock?
Remedy.
Good looking Twitch chat.
Meow meow meow.
These light scrolls are kind of cheap.
I'll buy them.
Well, I gotta go talk to the most Scandinavian man that's ever lived.
I'll be back.
Hmm.
Dude, how funny would it be if that guy had been dead?
Dude, how funny would it be if that guy I beat the shit out of and stole his house would
like routinely be squatting when I got there and he'd be like, oh, sorry, me lord.
Oh, oh, I didn't know when you would be back.
That would be so funny.
Oh.
We have no LP, right?
I'm a loser!
You don't think I can survive this fall?
walk pregnant dr. jang phd 67 thanks for selling so shut up
6-7!
Remember when 6-7 saved fornic as...
Aroni and Frankie got extra 7?
Isn't Tung Tung Sahur literally like it?
For the most.
An AI generation?
Literally something that someone made is like a joke.
The fuck did you just say?
It's Tung Tung Tung Sahur to you big boy?
Dude, it was always Tung Tung Sahur.
added an extra tongue at some point. I don't think I've ever seen the original video. Want
going to hold it. No, there are three tongues.
thinks there's a bit. There is!
Hey, here.
That's where it's from.
I found it.
Wings means it's as erratic as it is.
Inline critical strikes with your fist can perform attack combos if your fist can parry blunt damage with your fist and cancel attacks and recover using dodge.
Increase the damage you do with your fist. I'm never gonna do this.
I did it all for the XP.
Alright, where the fuck is this dude jack-o?
I swiped so goddamn slow, man.
Cancel attack using dodge sounds great.
I can already do it.
With me sword.
Level of swimming? I can't, I have no uh... LP, P, P, P.
He's so made with those birds you didn't kill across the pond. Really?
I really don't want to kill those birds because I've killed so many scavengers that like, I feel like I might be running out.
Aiden Ross!
I suppose I can teach you
Yeah, I've already been scammed once
I've already been scammed once
Yeah, honestly
You know the bandit tree is bad the fucking
Thuggery out here is bad, but man
I think the most egregious bastards are definitely
The hunters did fuck those guys
My I could teach you how to to office that their anal glands for five five hundred or man
Everyone needs anal glands
No one needed them.
How much is that?
Stop throwing poop at me.
Stupid fucking goblin piece of shit.
Fucking hate goblins.
Why are there even goblins?
I guess there's orcs.
Rush meat, dude.
If you guys lived in a hut like this out in the middle of nowhere during this time period,
you have a designated pissing spot or would you like spread it out because if
you piss in the same pissing spot then the piss like it collects you know what I
mean river you piss in the water and there's four of these big man
Same spot collected for ammonia for wash and close.
Okay, you don't have your sixth grade science knowledge, okay?
It's literally an isekai where your memory is wiped.
You don't know that piss creates ammonia.
Oh.
That's BS.
B.S. Tell it to the judge. I think these things are gonna die, boys.
Yep.
Well, I may as well be the one in doubt.
My XP, bitch. Get back to your post.
Hey, wait. Get this off.
Hmm. Okay. I'll remember that.
Hey, what do you think you're going?
How'd you get here so fast?
I'm looking for Bran, the foreman.
Bran, you're here to pay up.
What are you talking about?
You know what? Best ask Jacko.
Go on in, but I'll keep an eye on you.
Hmm. Oh, you're back there.
Maybe these guys know that I've stolen something from someone.
I get a bloke who took, uh, 20... Wait. Maybe it's because we looted that chest.
Hey, the bloke took our super weed stash, mate.
That's not right bravo, bro.
I can name 60 items from my local Chinese restaurant. Take away.
Should we check Travago, mate?
Mmm, slaves bread.
There is a new Travago commercial with the Travago guy, but he doesn't say, should
it check Travago?
Honestly, it looks kinda AI.
He sounds different.
Oh, I mean, he had those big, big fucking teeth. Maybe he got like a new vocal cord or some shit.
Injected some peptides into his throat.
Oh, they're smoking the weed.
about payment we'll take it once you're in the dirt okay they don't know that I'm
a powerful wizard
I
Robb's you oh
Billy's balls that fucking hurt are you gonna answer my questions now? All right. All right. What do you want?
I just want to smoke weed, dude.
I uh might have told Brown we could go haves if he happens to find it you think
he died I didn't say that but well if he's been missing I'll look oh my god
wait don't even bother asking Silas to let you in let alone they make him worry
I bet the only answer it says in is it is through the water and this you've
It's probably Drown trying to get in.
How do I get into his basement through the door? I imagine he jumps aside though.
I'm not sure. Maybe look around the place or ask someone who goes there often.
What did Bran borrow those nuggets for? Booze, I guess. I don't know. Don't care.
You think Silas might have killed Bran? Honestly, I can't fathom it. But you never know.
Bobby's poor legs for children. What does Bran look like?
Show it here mustache farmers regs. He's got this axe with a blue handle that he carries everywhere. That's all I know
All right, man, thanks for Luke. I wish I was able to see what you had
Ben
Yeah
No
Should we use the club now?
Does the club have a stab? No.
Bro, this sword's so much faster. I think this has more reach than...
This fucking dumbass looking club. Holy fuck, it's so stupid.
Yeah, I'd better stay out of that.
Oh, piss off.
As long as I'm staying out.
Schematic of X.
I mean, I should just rob these guys, dude.
I
Keep that to yourself. I don't need everyone to know
You gotta be careful what you're saying we talking to breath
Must be some truth that story
story. Yeah, he's actually just saying that won't happen to me again. Must be some truth
That's the story!
Good be.
And keep that to yourself. I don't need everyone to know.
Weed!
That's really not my problem.
I might just take this schematic.
We'll see what happens if we clearly rob.
You're always the same old story.
Okay.
There's a guy behind me, I think.
Robb's you?
Are we chill bro?
I don't care I got the schematic that's all that matters I just wish I had some weed
to smoke.
Jacko's notes.
Huh.
I think that's for players that walk in and just kill this guy.
This is like meth lab adjacent, it feels like.
That's cool.
We tried the lockpicking mini-immunit?
Yeah, you're looking at one of the only humans in the world with the lockpick 20 chest achievement.
Wow, your head pool.
For the lockpick lord.
Now do it without the skill.
Me when I see someone run a marathon?
No deal without Shooza.
I'm not stupid as fuck.
I think that's a good suggestion.
Let's go find Bran.
Hmm. Nice shot. Now deal with your eyes closed.
Oh, so someone's actively punching you in the face while you're here, you know?
Hmm, okay.
Yoink.
Can you try and do it without the skill for two hours a few days ago?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's your point?
Is that like an own?
Wait, did that guy just own me?
Wait, maybe he...hold on.
Alright.
I think I know what it is.
Alright.
has some kind of head wound. And in the like post-concussion days that is an
own, like in that alternate universe, right? So all I need to do is slam my head
against my desk as hard as I can, and then I can feel the bite of those words.
Wait. No, we're going the right way.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. You were the one with the head wound trying to brute force
her for two hours during a sponsor? We already established that I was the greatest person
they could have ever chosen to sponsor by the way.
purely because I experienced the lock we can get.
Who are the others? Don't know. In the words of Jacko, don't know, don't care. In
the words of Silas, don't know, don't care.
whoa that did not look right
you think the killer bean gets mad pussy maybe man
That's kind of like his business, you know what I mean?
What did you- No, no, no, no.
You're kidding.
Stop.
I need a key for that.
I'm too fucking weak, well I am dead, maybe.
Yeah, I don't think we should be fiddling around with that, without some ability to
What I want to know is, what is our character even good at?
Like surely he did something before being thrown into bed.
There's not even like one thing.
Okay.
Maybe we should walk in here and tell Silas we're going to go into his basement.
It's what he would least expect.
Kind of looking for another way in here.
Number one rule of spycraft.
Get up.
I've got smoke rolls.
Do you want one?
I've got smoke rolls.
Do you want one?
Ten nucks.
Well, if that's all.
Ten nucks is a good deal.
I'm kind of the plug.
Why did we just do that twice?
Wait a moment.
What do you call for your smoke leaf?
Uh, I call a guy named Hero.
Looks like a generic long-haired white guy.
There's a dumb looking club.
That's actually making noise.
Wow.
fucking roof now
They turn around guys you tell me to turn around
What the fuck did he go dude?
Ah, that smell.
Damn!
Tavern warehouse corpse and doves.
Bring the old lazy bones where you hiding if you had more than enough time.
I want my ore.
You better not have drunk it all away.
into the cave now. You fucking lazy bones! Can I close the store please?
Huh.
The axe.
We gotta learn some alchemy, bro.
We got tons of motherfucking flowers.
Yep.
Duh-doom.
Duh-doom.
Badoom, I can't believe it.
I want to search him just to be sure.
Our characters were responding to what we saw.
Harry, remember when we walked into the door, he said,
What's that smell?
Right now he's playing the dialogue from if we had come up through water.
Hehehehe.
Hmm, I have an idea.
Can I please go into my inventory, you piece of shit?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Mmm, I already have it on my bar.
Ooh!
Underwater Lockpick!
This was kind of tough.
I need a key for that.
Redo!
I can't hear the fucking noises I think this is how it's supposed to be
There we go.
Bosh?
I'm dying.
It's just a stupid fucking loser, man.
Can't even hold my breath.
No.
Now...
I need a key for- NOOOOOO!
of
the
I
Surely there's another way to move that one.
Yeah.
We gotta go from the top on this one.
Dude, will it worry you with Lockpick?
Um...
Master.
So fucking close, man.
We got to solve the this one right here.
This one right here.
Okay, so we like...
I need a key for that.
Shimmy it down?
Oh, no.
My lightspell wore off.
No!
Oh, no!
Our summer friends by the way.
Video games.
What's a fucking dumb asshole dude?
It's literally impossible, you might as well leave it and come back when you have a higher
level in your lockpicking skill at Moon Moon.
Yeah, it's a human type that probably does.
Oops.
Oh, wait.
Oh, fuck.
I don't have the right key.
Oh, there's a key.
No, he just fucking says the...
Is what you say after you fail a lockpick in Germany?
IRL?
Yo, boss!
The key!
Comrade, oh well.
Shit, man!
Hmm
Just a pro tip from a gothic veteran I stopped reading
I'm not even curious
I think we leave it here maybe
Hurry up, fucker!
I need a key for that.
I
I
Am
Damn
I
Brother
The lockmaker mechanic makes me want to not play this game.
Oh, there's a mod you can download that solves it for you, for sure, so.
I don't know how it works.
I think?
I'm done.
So annoying dude.
Saves.
because you cannot save underwater or while you're in the water even.
I'm pretty sure... yeah. Okay. So this one...
Yeah.
It's trash.
Wine.
We gotta recast our lights, though.
I hope I'm not combat.
Like I said, what are you doing in here?
I got some wood, fella.
I got some amphora, fella.
What was that? Current? You guys see that?
Markpick!
Modest Mojave? They sure suck.
You think you're shriveled after being in the water for that long?
paraphrasing. I didn't read the guy's whole comment. For what? Like 15 minutes? Yeah, maybe dude.
This guy's a human prune. Steps into the pool 15 minutes later walks out looking like a
90 year old man.
Oh Bailey, I'm so old now.
So who wanted Brands X? Wait, maybe we give it to
The rice Lord
We gotta talk to L Silas
What's up, bro?
It's bad, haven't I?
I'm looking for Bran, the Ryselord's foreman.
Any idea where he might be?
Bran?
Nah, sorry.
I found Bran dead in your basement.
Dad?
What by Belier are you talking about?
You heard me.
Are you sure you haven't seen him lately?
I...
No, I haven't.
I had no idea about this, I swear it.
The lake.
That's it.
We must have tried to break in through the lake,
but got stuck somehow.
Shit.
Poor fool.
Hit.
No.
Don't play dumb. I know you killed him.
What are you on about?
I found Bran's axe in your chest.
He had it the last time the farmer saw him.
Shit.
Shit!
All right, fine. I killed Bran.
But only because he was trying to crack my stash.
Serves him right if you ask me.
That man ain't never done nothing but drink and be a bastard to everyone.
The only reason he got away with it was because the rice lord had his back.
Listen.
Let's just keep this between us, okay?
I'll make it worth your while.
Um...
Deal!
Good.
Good.
That sleeping dog's alive.
Yeah, they should be alive.
Yeah, better not be 30, dude.
Give me a hundo, at least.
Hey!
Alright.
Nobody ever asks me.
He paid for my discretion.
Hey, what up?
this shirt makes result you never know oh yeah we can't go that way they'll
attack us they're like hold on you didn't pay the door fee was I thirsty
job traveler I'm quite thirsty traveler excuse me and whatever we're gonna go
talk to the rice Lord. Bracellum is thanks for God's help. I want to learn how to
swam, but I can't.
The winger thanks for seven. Who would choose this camp?
Yeah, we haven't met the leaders of the different factions yet, so maybe they're
chill.
Hey, I found Brynn. He's dead. How?
Hmm.
I don't like this guy, and I don't like Branson.
Why don't you go see Laris?
He and I go way back.
And, if he asks me,
I'm telling you a good thing.
Sure.
I'll do that.
You should.
You're seeing y'all.
I just had to have a last word, bro.
You should.
This thing sucks.
Yes.
Hey, are you chill bro?
Alright man.
Fuck yourself.
I'm climbing, Ma!
Wee!
Uh, hold on.
Wait, I have no new camp quest.
Whoops.
Let's go see this Laura's guy.
I'm kind of curious what the appeal for the average gamer would be to join this camp, right?
Like, I get old camp, it's like, it's like, oh yeah, they're like, oh geez, you know what I mean?
And they got cool looking armor, they got Diego, who like helped you and shit, you know what I mean?
They got fire magic, that's cool.
These guys have pussy ass water magic, it's full of fucking rejucks.
Assholes.
the contrast on my monitor is broken because my hdmi cable zioner 4 is
gleaming it is the brightest thing on my screen you would need to sandpaper the
shine off of that thing. Bloods using HDMI in 2027, dude.
Holy fuck, dude. 60 FPS only?
3G cell phone? Probably dude, this guy probably has GIGABALL cancer dude, holy fuck.
I'm gonna get some coffee, is that chill? Yeah dude, that's chill. Go ahead bro. Alright
sick, I'm gonna do that.
You
You
the
the
I'm like a... I'm like his guiding light. The North Star, dude.
Well, you've got to watch what you're yapping about.
There's got to be some...
Why is blood yapping?
I'm not a sleep paralysis demon. I'm like a lighthouse for that guy.
I had to brush my hair, how's it look?
Dude, you can grab that pussy?
I'll give it a tile back in the day.
What do you think you're going? I want to see Laris. Please don't charge me. Unless you have a very good reason. You ain't gonna bother him.
I want to talk to Laris. The rice lord sends me. You're fresh here then who made himself useful to him.
What's your business with Laris? You're looking to join up with us or what? We'll see.
All right then. Go on in. But don't you try nothing funny.
I'm gonna kill you guys. Murder style.
Oh, he's sitting.
Don't mind if I do, fella. Enjoy that weed.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, it's only strength.
blame
I want to join your gang you and every bleeding rice farmer at most fields
But you made it in here. So that's something
Well, let's just skip the banter if you want in show me you've got the bones of a bandit. How is there a test?
No tastes, no rituals. They're saying the old camp.
You just go out there and make a name for yourself.
Then, you'll see.
I did some work for the rice lord, and he recommended I go see you.
Is that right? Hmm.
Acorn's got a knack for sniffing out good men that counts for something.
Still, that alone won't cut it.
How's it looking? Do I have what it takes to be abandoned?
What is you beat up Lefty? That's true.
Yeah.
Yes. And I do it again.
That's a spirit. Lefty's a bastard. He needs someone to remind them every now and again.
Anyway, it shows you don't take shit when people try to shove it down your front.
I like that.
Me lad said you helped Homer with that.
Damn lurker.
I did.
That thing won't cause any more trouble.
Good job.
And these men, they don't faint at the sight of a scoundrel.
Let's see.
What else?
Right.
You tricked that loon, you sigibo.
Not bad.
Though, I'd be even more impressed if you, you know, donated those nugs to the West Gang
in the colony.
A token of appreciation.
You heard about my work for the rice Lord. I was getting in there, but yeah
Good job. Hey, come his word carries a lot of weight in here. You've got his back in it means you're good, so
Is that good enough? Yeah, not yet. Do some more work around here. Then we'll have another chat
Holy
What are you sneaking around here for?
No reason.
Next lesson, ain't for free, mate.
Yeah, wait, it's those guys sleeping, bro.
I want that fucking magic potion, dude.
So these guys are just fuckin' losers, dude.
Yeah, mate.
Let's go learn how to ride a horse.
Wheeeee!
Whee!
Swamp camp obviously the best.
Did all they do is smoke whee.
Who fucking cares?
Ever spend the night in a Turkish prison? No.
Very specific question.
Sure, I learned my lesson later.
This is low level, new camp. You gotta wait to become a mercenary.
Yeah, I'm a...
Okay, where the fuck is this tower that guy was talking about to learn how to ride the
horse?
Hide me properly.
Happy, happy, happy.
When am I opening some CS2 cases again?
I've never done that, so.
You're heading the right direction near Jan?
Okay.
Oh, this way.
Or that way.
Happy, happy, happy.
You were pissing a bottle while gaming, no.
May traveler
Where I was probably going to cost me LP and I ain't got that shit dawg
sign it thanks for seven this guy's a bandito
he has ever smoked like sunflowers I should probably get you fucked up dude I
I think that's it over there.
So
What are you doing? What are you doing out here? I gather rare plants and ingredients anything that can be useful to the mages
Is that your wolf? Is that your wolf? Oh, I don't own him. But yeah, he's with me
His name's dandy. I can't bring him into camp obviously frog while they're doing well
So we prefer to stay out here
You work for the mages well they tell me what they need and I find it
Must be covering a lot of distance for that. Yeah, that's why I came to scavenger you ride a scavenger. I
Want that too? No
Oh, why do you say no about the scavengers not a chance
This guy's kind of a piece of shit. Do you know anything about this area things of change a
Lot ever since the barrier. I mean nothing like it used to be creatures have gotten more vile
Nature's changing
Know that magic everywhere
about the scavengers drop it hey about the scavengers you don't give up do you
nope well all right but you gotta earn it sure there's an algae that grows at the
bottom of lakes Kings tide I got that be sure go mad about it scavengers snappers
you name it you bring me five of them and I'll let you write a scavenger
Maybe later.
What a day.
Maybe later.
Why can't I talk to him anymore?
Steals your pipe?
Does he thinks I'm a babe?
I'm not a bit. I'm the hero. I'm the hero, man.
You are objectively big. No. I'm the hero, man.
So this is a ruin tower. Oh yeah, right there.
Hiya!
Boom.
I'm going in.
Oh
Fine
Hmm
What the
We have to start at the beginning.
Dude, haha!
Some of these locks are literally impossible if you don't have a locking or master locking
skill.
Yeah.
You gave up on this lock and used the whole normal.
This is a tough one.
Oh.
I think I fucked it up.
Oh yeah, we fucked it up.
Big time.
What did I...
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get a little bit of the
I had it, but I can't remember how I did it.
Are you celebrating Pride Month by reading your message, dude?
Let's come together and celebrate God's Gaze Shatter, what's up dude?
I feel like shimmy this one or one of them.
I think... we're there.
No.
It's like...
It's like a weird, like, I'm sure it was like, I'm sure it had a better memory.
It's lag.
Yeah.
Forget it.
Wait, maybe we went too far?
Wait, what are we accomplishing by doing that?
I don't think anything.
This top one?
We have to get into position.
And then we have to get two and five synced up.
Hmm. I almost feel like starting over is probably better here.
Two and five synced up.
This un-syncs to a fire.
and
I fucked it up, maybe I didn't though, yeah.
These ones don't matter.
This one does not matter.
Oh.
No.
I think we do have to solve six first, though.
Why don't we move like this?
I had two and five synced up, but I don't think it's possible that way.
First, our 256 is solved.
No, we're going to bring...
Okay.
These move together.
Okay, I think the way we solve this is with piece number five.
I think that six and two need to be obviously each other.
I need this to be down one more time.
brah
brah
Okay.
I think I need six to be where two is.
Do I want a hand?
No, the only help I want from Twitch right now is a fully annotated step-by-step solution.
Okay?
Make it happen.
Hmm...
Hmm...
It literally became night time dude.
two five six
I feel like I have to move them along together.
Can we walk?
and we want
we want six on the bottom
The issue is getting this one in place.
of
Oops.
I think I already fucked up but like
of
No, I'm going backwards.
So, this one...
First we're going to move six down.
And then we have to move two up.
Maybe I'm, I think I'm looking at this wrong.
Okay, sir atop work your way down
Dude, I gotta be honest, I'm just glad that my Twitch has full of people with doctorates
That's a math, dude. You're really, you're killing it out there, bro. Thank you.
We got some mushrooms.
We got a dead guy.
Well, let's hit it with a save real quick, fellas.
We already have that.
This boy has a knife in his head, mate.
Yowch!
What was that noise?
Extent of healing, bro.
It's fucking lit.
Do we have any way to move three?
Yep.
Do we have any way to move six?
Three?
Not good enough?
Do we have any way to move one?
I think it's just one
We're gonna get these opposite each other to win
No we don't.
Yes we did.
They're even moving each other, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Okay.
Another armor ray.
Plus one strength potion.
Slurp? Can you wear three rings? No, my bling is not that expansive.
I hope I can climb the wall in the final
Unfortunately, my character is stupid
Why the fuck did we come here? Oh, I just wanted to check it out
Wait, let's see if our latest streamer cameo can speak to us yet.
So bruh, maybe later.
Explain to me why the fuck this is happening, bruh.
Maybe I have to go physically pick one up.
Or maybe I don't have enough, I forget.
Yeah, we're missing two.
I used to eat these for Manna, bro.
I used to be me plant of choice, now I eat miscap.
Oh, he goes.
It's clubbing time, I'll go.
Boom!
How do I switch torches?
I'm dead, I'm not dead.
Why the wolves do they give?
I'm playing out hard and they do a lot of damage, and I have no armor, except for the
magical ring that I've got.
Come on, dude!
Come on, dude!
It's clubbing time.
Alright, I'm gonna use the police technique.
Oh boy.
This bug is so slow, dude.
Almost out of schmeat.
We got some grilled scab meat, I suppose.
Oh, really, it means that healer's spell, dude.
It's shit.
Yeah, but it would be cool though.
would be based. Based on what? Thank you. This might be a hard one actually.
Maybe... no...
No...
What are you doing?
Ah, okay.
Like this?
Aw, shit.
Wait, there's seven, I just realized!
There's seven gates!
Imagine if you had a time-load on this too.
I already solved one of these while underwater, so.
Imagine it, dude, literally imagine, okay, for a moment, if every time you press Quick
Save on your keyboard, a guy kicked your fucking door down and shot you in the head, dude.
Imagine for a moment, okay?
If you spent more than five seconds trying to solve this math puzzle, you had a brain
an aneurysm and fucking die dude imagine dude oh yeah hold up I got an idea
all right um
hmm we're gonna get these two like this
Maybe I have to move this out one more time.
Oh, late.
Now these are the ones that I solved last.
That's the one I saw once.
Oh, we got it.
Oh, we got it.
Oh fuck.
Why?
Why?
Wolves, not very strong against fucking magic missile, are you bitch?
Cheddar said I love it when the dog dies
Why do you fucking say that I take no pleasure in this
Oh yeah man.
It's clubbing time.
Where the fuck am I dude?
Where actually am I right now?
Okay, we're in the danger zone.
Did I find the tower?
Yeah.
We've ransacked it.
I gotta get to the water to find this stupid fucking plant, dude.
We don't want to go to those swikes.
We don't want to kill these guys because I'm probably gonna have to team one of them, maybe?
He gives me his? I don't know.
What the fuck?
I don't want to go down there.
Okay, where the fuck is this?
This is the tower.
Okay, we're mantling?
Ow!
of
Okay.
I think it is a lot of HP, man.
What is this place?
Am I dumb?
They're a turn back mate.
That's all territory past this wall.
I guess that means it's dangerous.
Let's put it this way.
If you dead set me going in there, you'll have to run over all your law.
Saves us trouble finding the corpse.
Okay, here's all my order.
Turn it back then.
Good job.
D'er!
Okay, we're at the southwestern wall.
Let's get to some water, fellas.
here.
fellows with a Z. Doesn't work. I thought you might like to know though.
I'm gonna kill you!
Barry.
We need two fellas.
So over here we should probably turn in our quest.
One.
Oh, it's so peaceful down here.
Wow.
Wow
It's kind of hard to see down here, I'm not gonna lie
I found it
I'm an NGO you see any fit in there of course
Actually, before we do this, let's go get our horse first, dude. Fuck this. Actually, you know what?
It's probably gonna cost learning points, isn't it?
Surely not.
First, let's talk to bitch-ass gran.
It's got such a fucking chair, man.
He's smoking weed.
Map of the colony.
Thank you very much!
Baaaaaach!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bosh, ba-ba-bosh.
Dude.
Why is he smacking his lips like that?
You shut your fucking dumbass up right now.
Goodbye.
Oh wait
I can't believe it
I think our homes around here whoa
It's kind of hard to read right now just because
got the 8mm rod in right now?
that's cool what does that mean?
oh you're sounding okay
what is that?
Oh, Fisk. I've got your fence.
Oh, we're partying.
Gibby!
And you really thought I could trust you?
There he is, the potter rocks.
I found a new fence for you. A new camper.
Really? Well, I'll be damned.
You're really putting in the effort, aren't you?
works for me. Who is it? His name is Sharky. Sharky? Damn. That guy's worse than Mordrak.
Anyway, uh, appreciate it. Don't worry about Diego. I'm not gonna trick you up.
Thanks bro. I did all of this so I could purchase two onions by the way. About whistlers, so tell
me he's never getting propped. Show me your goods.
We're gonna buy some armor. I don't know if I want to use my money.
I can still hear the claps.
We can trade one of these swords for it.
You just talked to the right guys and they took care of it.
It's too much.
Wait.
No, it's still plus 10.
Okay.
I don't think we're going to use two of those.
But maybe.
If you say so.
I didn't want to use all of me money, broth.
I
Want to use all of me money bros
So let's party Alma
For this amount of gold
They do be clapping up
Man, what if we go to like a lava area later?
You got my back I got yours. That's how we keep this place. You know what I mean?
As long as I'm staying out
What's some schnapps big man for that again
It's just not worth listening to
I got so much snaps actually from stealing from that place.
Okay.
I got my first suit of armor.
Wahoo!
It looks different.
I don't think I should be wearing this, actually.
How do I ever remove this?
Oh!
Wait, I can't.
Sorry, not too shabby, though.
Right click, it's not working.
Scroll over if there's an unequipped option.
Oh, maybe in here?
Yes.
Well, it's time.
Time to give what we came for, boys.
At long last.
Show me your goods.
Best stuff in the cup.
last three onions the last three to four hours of my in-game time has been
dedicated to doing that. I got the onions dude. I'm fossil
thinks for 99 million months. No map. No. I already have that map.
What do I need onions for? You'll soon see. You will soon see.
To solve the very first quest we got.
I got the ingredients for brog still.
Ah, good job.
Alright then, watch and learn.
First off, you gotta sear the scavenger meat till it's brown,
but make sure it doesn't scorch.
Make sure you chuck in the onions, the potatoes and the carrots,
and cook them till they're nice and golden.
The real magic happens with the salt and aise though.
You crush it between your fingers like this
and then slowly add it to the meat and the veg.
Brock always said that helps the aromas unfold.
And he wasn't wrong about that.
Finally, add the water and let it simmer
till the meats tender and the potatoes are nice and mushy.
I'm telling ya, that stew is hearty enough
to keep you going all day.
Now go on, you all turn.
Let me see what you got.
Mmm, tasty.
You can take a whiff,
but this bowl's just for me, all right?
All right.
Now that you know how it's done,
you can cook till you've run out of surprise.
Good luck.
You call adding herbs to stew real magic?
That's right.
I might not be wearing a robe and reading books all day, but cooking's not so different
from what they do. Most ingredients do have their own magic to them. It's just about knowing
how to bring your air. A good stew might not put you back on your feet as fast as some
potion, but it'll keep you going longer. And it's cheaper. I'll get right to it.
Remember, crush the herbs fresh, makes all the difference.
I cannot interact with this because he is standing here.
I want to try something.
You dumb piece of shit.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
That's got nothing to do with me though.
Let's take a little NapaRoo, shall we?
Wait. Hold on.
Where is the other cauldron?
You guys said there was another one.
Surely you did not line.
In ass.
Hmm.
Do you like that roll?
Was that sick or what, dude?
when they're played out that way back then
holy fuck they're hogging the cauldrons man
ah, got one
hee hee
75 HP
hmm
Well, let's go buy some more shit then.
What's in that stew? It looks nasty. I'm pretty sure it's like grass.
Haven't been able to catch the streams? Does this game have chicken jockeys?
Yeah, actually, it does.
What if I told you I'm the chicken jock?
Show me your goods.
That's stuff in the column.
Cha-cha-cha-chicken, cha-cha-cha-chocky.
Steve's chicken jocky, yeah!
Uh, I don't know what else.
There's water and...
and Salinasay and onion.
I am not buying your water, you bitch.
Heard it?
Don't call me the onion man.
would you guys eat a raw in any of your serving as done push I'm sorry that's
fucking dumb as shit this is just shitty hypothetical dude I'm fucking sorry
I did it.
That can all be bangers.
Hmm.
Okay, how about this?
I got nothing, dude.
Are you leaving?
Hey!
He's not here!
I run all the way across camp to use a different fucking cauldron, this guy just leaves, dude.
I don't want to get involved with that!
Why?
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Dutch grandpa start rather than the gross tulip bulbs.
That could be that bad.
Good people eat grass, ma'am.
8-1 on stream.
Hmm.
No.
You mean thanks for 9997?
Here you go.
around a pot why don't you drop by more often you'll even get two portions of my
ragu you like Brock's recipe better than your own don't you kind of but mine's
cheaper I'll see you around I sure oh wait how do I get my my ration you said
I can have sure did hey what you said I or did just vomit yeah that's that's the
ration got him yep people know me as the the lock picking chef yep that's my
name and it's cool I think how differently this would have unfolded back
like that.
Well, they were
around here.
Am I still a freshie?
Please stop using that slur in the chat.
Probably.
Let's go say what up to our boy, dude.
I am wearing looks worse
worse.
Daven!
Oops.
Opening any menu and then holding a button to move too early results in that button not
being held and then you have to press the button again.
I don't know how to describe it, other than that.
It's like it doesn't register you input if you do it too early.
Wee-oom, wee-oom, wee-oom.
Wee were in the south-west.
You just did it right there.
How come these guys just don't team up and work together, dude?
Dude, sell out the kingdom to the orcs, bro?
That's the way.
That's the way.
Fuck the kingdom.
Dude, they sent people down here for...
The smallest infractions.
Who came from here?
There's the tower.
Kind of Titan helmet from Destiny 2, Hope Your Wells.
talking about my hat yeah that's what I was going for
and by my hat I mean my hair it's not hat
rabbit you bitch let's go the top
what's ragu randos lore he's got the most bristled neck beer in the colony
Yeah, you see his motherfucking neck beard, dude?
El Superbisto deferci...
That there's orc territory
But that is not where we are going today. I think I can make this
Do not bolt over this
Nailed it. Get out of the hole, bitch!
Got it.
Here's the algae.
Thanks.
Oh yeah, I can make a whistle out of it that'll attract and calm scavengers.
Sounds good.
How long will it take?
Easy, man.
Even if you manage to attract one, you'll need a saddle to ride it.
And to make a saddle, I need some materials.
And those would be...
The subtitles are so wrong.
I need to repel some two other straps.
Sounds doable.
All right then.
then
on my way
what is he need
here are the materials for the saddle
thanks
I had it
I promised you a scavenger
and I keep my word
come back tomorrow
and it'll be ready
can I sleep in your bed?
is a scavenger or not in a hurry?
Come back tomorrow, he says.
Can do.
Oh, I'm sorry man, I'm sorry.
I almost got creep blocked by his fucking dog, dude.
Great, now it's dark.
I'm trying to figure out, like...
I feel like an equidistant between the two camps right now.
So I gotta run all the way to New Camp.
Sleep.
Wait, hold on.
You got a bed, bro?
Well, let's check your glossary entry real quick.
He teaches hunting.
Man!
Or maybe it's useful one day.
I was gonna kill him, so I could sleep in his bed.
I wanna kill these guys, actually.
What's up?
Thanks man, you just made my day.
Dude looks like the main character from Lisa.
You guys didn't think this door did you fella?
What was it of extreme power?
you're dead now holy shit hey
yeah that's what i would have did that's the technique
come on in
I'll take this I'll take a bit more of that
It's next time it's gonna hurt for real you better not just break one of my potions bitch
It's over for you should have taken my life my most deadly tool
He's chugging.
Oh my.
Big inventory.
These guys have some good shit, fella.
Goddamn.
Tell me they got a bed though.
I don't think they do, fellas.
Can you wait on a bench?
up oh eat half of your backpack no we did not do
Not bad.
Alright, now I'm paranoid he did eat half of my backpacking up.
Now we get it, we get it.
Bum bum bum.
Okay, this is new camp right here.
This is the entrance right here.
Did my inventory still scrolling?
Scrolling!
Don't give it up, inventory!
It'll run all the way in here so we can go sleep.
Is this game woke, Chud?
Um, no man, no.
No.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you're like you fucked like tons of dudes in this game, so
maybe maybe if you qualify that as woke then maybe
hey it's good touch to make sure that make them sleep standing up
hey what the hell am i
Wait.
No, this leads to the cave. I'm done.
How's the lockpicking been today?
Uh, extremely lucrative, thanks for asking.
We'll be playing Killer Bean?
Uh, maybe.
I'm kind of gothic one locked right now, dude.
I'm not like that hype on Killer Bean, as well.
Heels for zero.
We'll play Outward 2.
Now I'm gonna play the first one first, dude.
Does this sleep heal mod?
I think if you do it too often, you don't heal.
I think that's normally I do do it when I do it in free time later skill me
He's the type of psycho that would like outward is now we're just like a fucking RPG just loot stuff
That's cool
It's a fucked up game that will rob you IRL.
How?
That word is Kenchi, but third person.
Okay so if I...
So I can lose all of my limbs and replace them with skeleton limbs then.
So I can be enslaved in that game then.
Okay, if your answer is not yes to both of those, then it is not like Kenchi.
and
when you know you can be in place for them
okay
Oh boy, can't wait to get me a horse.
Oh boy.
And then when we show up, he's like,
all right, well, I'm gonna have to teach you the basics.
200 or 10 LP.
Whee!
That butts that fish.
If you ever comment from another stream is this a Skyrim clone?
Yeah, people are hella dumb, bro.
On God they are.
People be hella dumb.
Did you get the item from the Watermage to fix the guy's fist?
I did.
Aw, freaking did.
He was like, alright, alright then.
I will teach you how to punch.
I was like, no thanks, man.
Yeah, this isn't of Ashen Steel clone, true dude.
I will say, one thing that of Ashen Steel did better than this game, the remake specifically,
was all the random cool shit that you could find.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I said that when I was playing the game like that was like my favorite part of the game
Was the way that they scattered items around it was like really good like way better than any game I've ever played which is weird
Eat the meat
Eat the meat
I'm talking like you'd hate her.
It's not a bad approach.
off if it feels threatened and when does it feel threatened well you can't take it
into caves and other people making nervous too
gotta i don't have to learn dude
all right so give us
Where is it?
Over here.
Ummm...
Eat.
To me, scavenger.
We ride.
I'm sure UE5 is going to love us moving even faster than we already were.
Okay.
Definitely is faster.
Sweet.
Give it a name, can you?
I don't know how.
Anyway, to that chatter who asked if this game had chicken jockeys, yes.
Chicken Jackie.
Does this thing have an HP bar?
I guess we'll find out.
Whoa!
Ben!
Ben!
Ben!
Ben!
Uh-huh.
Yup.
Coming audience with Gomez.
Up there is Thoris,
let me pass first. We already,
we're already chill with Thoris there, dude.
Olbert's guarding the storage in Old Mine.
I'm hoping to keep the chest when missing apparently Aleph has nothing to do with that.
I'm pretty sure I picked those chests.
Alright, where the fuck is the swamp camp?
this big. It was near the coast. Right here. This whole thing is the swamp, I think.
I wish I could, like, name these markers, but whatever do you
Yeah!
Hold on.
Whoa!
There!
Oh there.
I gotta kill your friend.
Whoa!
There you go.
I want you to watch.
Come.
Let this be a lesson should the ever disobey.
That's right.
that was so loud I assume whoa come
nice try fool
Someone live here?
Oh, there!
Whoa!
Ah, he's smoking weed.
Okay, I don't think you should...
Not in the wooden cabin, but whatever, dude.
Yowink?
He he he. Wait, I bet this guy tells us about the beast book. Seems like a hunter.
Hey you. What are you doing out here?
Hunt. Scavengers mostly.
Uh, yeah.
I found this book about beasts.
Hey, me see.
It's a kind of study in the local wildlife.
That's interesting. It's a beech tree.
Will it come in handy around the corner?
And even a fuse, Gavangist, might enough to screw us up.
Have you read it?
Yes, and I thought it could help me survive.
Smart of you.
A lot of people get killed by beasts just because they know nothing about them.
So I hope you took something away from it too.
What do you mean?
Oh, I'll ask you some questions, right?
And if you get them right, I'll teach you a handy thing or two.
oh shit okay fire away about that bestiary ask me your questions scavengers
have protected plates where exactly do they sit it's it's all of these no
On their head, Rome. The head play is none about the differences.
Okay.
Final fucking read-
I can see we're working here.
Skullcrown Resonance Chambers.
Speak.
I
Overlapping bone plates
And let's just go look at our in
I
Spine I mean I would
About that ask me a quest scavengers happen
Along the upper good
Most hunters don't pay enough attention to that. Why would I do the plates act as a shield?
So you should always aim for the throat the hollow chambers in their skull or makes them special
They amplify their calls, correct?
And that's how they get you.
Right when you think you can go off to that lone scavenger, it'll call for backup.
And lastly, why do they flock together?
Think carefully.
Awww.
To defend their feeding grounds.
Right.
It does seem like you studied the book properly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
had to remove those skull plates. They have good trade value. If you found the
reinforced rigid at the back of the skull, they could cut from there to the jaw.
Once loose, carefully work your knife underneath the edge of the plate and
leave it it's up. This way it will come free without breaking.
This is straightforward enough. You know, I thought I'd seen one of these before.
If I remember correctly, it's part of a series. Each volume covers a
different kind of animal. There's more? Five I think. Let me know if you find
any of the others. I'm sure we can learn more useful things from them. I'll keep an eye out.
Uh, a marker, skull. I'm not done talking to you, bitch. Actually, I am right now.
This is the Swamp Shark one, I think.
We got this from killing the guy that we were... that joined us.
This is primarily about how it's a badass and how it can barely be scanned, so.
what you got. I found another one of those box. Swamp shark. Nasty beasts. I lost two
companions to them before I learned what to look out for. I never learned how to skin
them. Interesting. All this time we had no idea how to do it properly. And we've been
wasting perfectly usable carcasses. This changes a lot. Look, if you bring me a swamp shark
And the plates I'll make it worth your trouble. All right
How make a worst my while how I'd give you 250 off or both hide and place
And a few more tricks for skin into that trust me and knowledge is worth more than a few more nuggets
Why not do it yourself
Messing with a swamp shark
I'll pass whenever possible. I'm giving a swamp a wide berth. I know my limits
Besides you're younger and faster. I'll gladly confide myself to passing along my knowledge speak the wise old hunter
I'm not that old all right, but what's more important? I'm not stupid
so
Will you do it?
Yeah, I'll do it good
According to the book you have to start at the jaw the skin softer there apparently
But you shouldn't just make a straight cut.
Go for the connection between the skin and plates instead.
Good hunting.
No, I don't.
I had to swamp shark parts.
Seems like you don't.
Can you teach me something to pence?
Uhhhh... No.
Any idea from me, actually?
I may conserve the best bowls in the colony.
okay show me those bows show me your bows okay I've found four of these bows
I think this guy might have been fronting a slight amount this image you
buys the pelts for two
I I'm never making an investment back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, I'll be right back, bro
We ride
Into the great unknown
to the west we're gonna be there so freaking fast bro
That's a horse.
I wonder if I can keep holding WR.
Nope.
He made back your investment when he gave up some of the pelts for a mount.
Wait, not wrong actually.
What's up, bro?
Rips your fucking skull off.
your fucking skull off. Um, guy? He was shaking his head, no. I'm sorry, man. It had to be
done okay I'm gonna piss off whoa guys I think the storm is getting pretty bad
Come on.
So what was this again? I can't remember. I guess I'll find it.
of
I
We're trying to tongue your own so her
Or can we get inside please?
Y'all mind if I stay here briefly?
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
No!
I'm gonna be here quick before I get back in.
I guess he's got deadly aim.
I forgot to save such a stupid fucking bitch.
ETO!
ETO!
And maybe the storm won't get so bad this time.
Where, bitch?
Triple kill.
I killed your family.
Oh, to me, horse.
To me horse
We ride
I can't remember why I put that marker down there was the very first marker I ever placed
Whoa
Guys
The storm is getting worse
Okay, good fight, good fight.
Don't be scared Billy.
They'll all be over soon.
How do you get experience with them?
Which means they do respawn?
And when they respawn, they don't give you experience.
There's those.
You gonna expect me when you lose?
Me when I make stuff up?
Roll face.
This shit aint gonna help.
There's no second one!
I'm not sure I got XP for that either. Weird. These goblins though.
Eww.
Burn to death.
Wait up.
Maybe it's just not popping enough.
Maybe it's a bug.
the
the
the
the
the
Holy fuck, man.
Well, there it is.
You know, I bet I was still getting the experience just didn't pop up.
Weird.
I mean, it's not that ugly, I guess, though, man.
Into the cave we go.
Ooh.
Jesus.
Come forth!
I think I'm... I think... oh god.
We got hit by a rock by the way, I didn't tell.
Uh... yonk?
Okay, that's not what I wanted. I wanted some water.
Hey, just got done reading your title. I was curious. Have you played the original?
No.
Oh, we'll learn how to swim now, dude.
Should we?
Oh, no.
Ah.
Oh, no.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
It's smashin' time.
Oh god.
No way.
Oh god.
No way
Anytime they bend over deep it's rock o'clock
There's more
It's upbringing, that's nice.
How many?
Oh, God.
Jesus.
Oh, God.
Jesus.
I gotta heal.
It hurts, mate.
Drink the beer.
Was that beer?
Wait, hold on.
Y'all got a...
Y'all got a freaking pan out here, dude?
I'm trying to cook.
We killed a lot of goblins just now.
I got more morning stars than I'll ever be able to use, dude.
We should really heal.
Even before rocks to the head.
There's a main quest cave that you'll have to come back here later.
Well, parents' disappointment, thanks for subbing.
Hey buddy.
I miss dodge.
club in town big boy okay there's like four goblins there okay that hit me
I'm going to die, but I'll die.
It's so dark.
Okay, we've come outside.
What do we got for mana healing?
Wait, I think we got weed.
Oh yeah, big boy.
Dream call!
Ohhhh!
Let's eat our daily bread.
Oh yeah, we're high as fuck.
I can't even, I can't run.
We've killed like 30 goblins.
Why do they even care about this place?
Is it got door?
Box with slightly smaller box.
Got the poop corner.
Missed chest?
Wait, what?
Oh, it's probably unlocked. Surely these guys can't work a lot for it.
Nice.
That'll swarg.
Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp
Hey man
What's up?
Come forth or be dare fool
Nish!
All right, bitch, I know you want
Okay alert
wish goblin thinking i would fight you on even terms did i got 20 more
Morning stars on my inventory bro.
Ewww.
Now eat some snackies.
We're gonna have morning stars for trade.
We're gonna roll up to the fuckin' the wizard vendor.
we'd be like, hey bro, I'm looking for some runes and they'd be like, all right, what you got?
I got these morning stars.
All 30 of them.
Perhaps you would take eight morning stars for trade.
Oh fuck.
You hit the wall and it's done to you.
I got a blast.
I got one hit to me.
I'm just a weak pussy, I think.
I even have armor.
I even have ring armor, too.
I bet these make potions.
I'm out of meals, or I'm not sitting here and eating all of these apples.
I'm just not gonna hit.
What about that?
Saves?
Where are you?
Also, I can't help but notice there's no miscaps.
So there are these goblins eating the miscaps?
But why?
4k.
4k.
Now I'm going to get some coffee real quick actually, I got it.
from from pink from pink
just below just below hold on
all right
spider baby
What are players?
Big Ghost, 6 for 7.
Okay, that was weird.
I don't want to use all my potions.
But I'm gonna.
We got these mana potions too, hold up.
I don't know, like, on hard?
Like, maybe I'm just not supposed to be here yet?
Like, that's probably the case, but like, how the fuck was I supposed to fight 20 goff?
They all did the fucking bullshit, like, quick rock attack too, like, and it does half of
by HP. With Perry? Oh, so you can Perry the rock? The gun rock? They're growing plants.
They're learning.
Who taught them that?
Alright.
good cave on beyond Steve. Dodge. Stop. They're both chucking at me, dude. Oh, it was a slow
We got all these from fucking the picking locks, dude.
Where are you?
Bald?
Hold on, mister.
easy peasy noobs eliminated he guys house extricating five jobs poopy butts and
sick things for some an epic own bacon and frosty make google and big O's
I just think I can present the microwave wizard loaf.
Zero, it did it, thanks for the minute.
Actually I have so many fucking morning stars, holy shit.
In Goblin Slayer, he kills the baby goblins so they don't learn how to adapt.
That's fucking epic.
I think we found the throne room, dude.
Oh, I call the cool helmets.
I think this is the bathroom.
Surely they've got one of those, bro.
Man, fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, I can't do that.
Open up.
The treasure room.
Wow.
Mace.
I
Run plate jug. I'm gonna be so rich dude
Wine horn
Junk
I don't think there's anything else except for that wall that I can't climb because I'm a stupid piece of shit
And then I'd be sitting in any of my spare 50 maces
I mean this has to just be like an exit right
Or maybe it leads somewhere that has something really cool
Now we grab all our torches
Yoink
We got a lot of XP dude kind of
Okay, I guess we gotta learn how to fucking climb, dude.
Follow the trail of torches.
I don't remember where the climb guy is.
We gotta learn how to climb, we gotta learn how to swam.
27k xp to level when you get like 80 per killing ship.
Need a lot of xp per quest and also I chose...
Hard progression.
Which probably just means I need more xp to level.
Probably.
I don't know I don't remember which way it's fucking out man maybe this way
hold up
I'm not trapped.
I'm not trapped though.
They wouldn't do that.
Dude, there's probably something so cool up there.
rocket jump?
When the Chirr said to shut up when they said this is a cave for later?
Yeah, I don't want to know that.
I stand by my shut up.
Make torch platform.
I don't think I can jump on the torch, it's not like a solid thing.
You sure got to get back from the internetion? Yeah.
The wall.
That I can't climb? Cause I'm an idiot?
I'm pretty sure I'm going backwards.
This is the...
split path before the end.
Mommy!
We're gonna be trapped in here forever!
Who likes the leaks?
Remember I remember the door this is close to the entrance. This is the chest right here
No
Yeah, we made it a fucking heat gobbling, dude.
To me horse!
We ride.
It's fucking dark as shit.
I can't pick up stuff on the horseback, eh?
So heckin' dark.
We're going to the swamp, by the way.
Hopefully Big Dick Randy doesn't find you out here.
Yeah, that would be skewy.
He is covered.
Yeah, I think that's what he does.
Wanna know how he got his name?
Wow.
Whoa!
Let's stay here.
Okay.
What go fellows come on, what if I was attacking dude?
I don't have to deal with it.
We're saving ya.
He's got, oh.
You just addressed a guru, you shouldn't have done that.
The only time an outsider or a novice is allowed to speak to a ball is if they speak to him first.
Who are you?
Me.
I'm Lester.
I take care of the newcomers around here.
Like you.
And it seems.
Hmm.
I want to join the brotherhood.
I thought as much.
Then you'll have to convince Core Cologne.
Master Ibarion's right hand.
He decides who gets in and who doesn't.
He's a busy man, though.
So he relies on the gurus to tell him who's worth his time.
like my master Paul Namid so I'll have to convince the other gurus first exactly
people watch over shut up
and buy the time
come in
I'm going to shoot him.
I keep on shooting.
I'm going to shoot him.
I'm going to shoot him.
I'm going to shoot him.
Oh, we're good.
Damn, this guy had some weed on him, bro.
What a ruby.
Retreat!
Mmm, 31 grilled scavenger meat, don't mind if I do.
Let's pick up the fucking torch, man.
I'm not even looking at him!
12th St. Sploots in the Luma, and Hunter Bushing himself.
I'm gonna go pick up one more delivery of swamp weed, also I gotta find the fucking
and then
wake up bro
ribbit, ribbit
There's like a bad kind of on the edge of town, but I'm kind of lost.
Maybe this way?
Oh, I know where I am.
I remember this is not it though it's further up
Weep!
Bro, it's actually so fucking dark, man. It's so dark, man.
Right here, got it.
up on Alex or something? No, I don't. Good morning!
I don't think it should be swimming in this water, big man.
It's true.
I meant you fuck.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
We're gonna go learn on a climb.
To me a horse.
Wait, I wonder when you get that boat out?
You were too weak a swimmer
Then kiss me
body really close to the wall. The moment you start the tita, you could tip over and
trust me, you don't want that. And, uh, yeah, that's it. Ready to hit that cliff?
Let's go.
Oh, great.
Follow me.
Follow me, bitch.
I'm climbing. I'm really climbing. Thumbs up I hit space bar.
Yeah
Hey, you got smoked idiot
Bro, what is that noise? Hello
Bro, what is that noise?
What?
What?
Uh...
Let's go back. Let's go back.
And that's after I rob those guys.
Oh, it's not.
Guess it is.
It's gonna be a bitch to find that con again.
We need a good way to remember where it is.
There's a crossbow.
I think it's over there.
Ribbit.
Found it.
This president auto saved after I slept.
Do this IRL Yoda email.
Cryopics for Sibbit?
Hey peaceful rest!
I don't want to swim.
All right this time we're gonna let him go before us so he doesn't get broken.
Let's start choking on Dave.
That's still fucking bullshitting.
Scooby-Bloom, explore shopping.
Saves.
Mild Ealing Herb?
Eeeeeeeewwww
Move along, big man.
I can see up here, skirt.
Okay, now what?
Wait, someone's still choking on us dude.
It's still happening up here.
Yeah, have one.
Thanks.
Just give me some weed.
What is that?
What if you stuck here for good, didn't you?
No.
Look it out of here.
One way or the other.
Maybe it's the herb speaking, but I actually believe you.
Remember me when you do, will you?
You know, you don't get that bad once you get used to it.
And if you got some swamp weed.
But hey, at least they didn't send us to the front to fight orcs.
Anyway, enough of the rambling.
Do me a favor and keep this spot yourself, will you?
Don't want this cliff to become the new temple square.
I'll hang around some more and enjoy the view.
Dude, top ten smoke spots and Gothic 1 remake.
Inscription of Vist of Wind.
Wait.
inscription. Dude, what is that? Is there like a creature like directly above me or some
or shut her what?
Weeeeeee!
Don't ever dive like that, by the way.
Well, it may as well swim out here.
Let's check the boat.
The Gawk Gawg.
Okay, the music changed?
Weird.
This looks important.
I wonder if these currents like help you swim faster.
There's a guy up there.
Never mind, he's dead.
He did.
No way.
And you know that shit's locked, bro.
You know that shit's locked, bro.
Know that shit's locked.
You know that shit's locked, dude.
Ooh, wait, the current's leading to the chest.
I think he's trying to help us find Shubb.
Ice block.
the apartment unable to move.
I can't wait to check out that dead guy.
No!
Oh, there's other boats.
I ain't going to the other ones, it's all good swimming.
I'm moving like a rock, bro.
You got this dog.
Nope.
I'm surprised we're making any progress at all in the water.
What? I said I'm surprised we're making any progress in the water!
Where they hung that guy, too?
They hanged that guy, I mean.
Stop climbing that immediately.
What the fuck with that pussy ass jump man?
Run!
I refuse.
I made this up IRL you can do it bro. Thanks for the encouragement
Dude there's a chest there I can see it.
If you can just climb up here.
If you're wiping away, you might be right actually.
You have to climb if you have the skill.
I can't believe it
I can't believe it
I can't believe it
Good
Wait, it looks like it was about to do it.
We're gonna wait for the tide.
Get up there Billy.
You can do it.
do it you can do it really hug the left side
hold
I can't move stop please don't eat emoting on me man he's emoting
What is the correct water level?
That seemed like the correct way.
Okay, who?
Stand up.
Stand up.
Thank you.
Alright.
Very good.
Rolls in place.
of
of
Hmm.
Wait, it's a stamp though.
I don't have any stamps.
Wait, the stamp though.
I don't have any training with this.
It does look cool, but I can't use it now.
Yo, we gotta learn that spell, bros.
Stato.
Who is this guy?
Someone in chess?
Is that all that's on his body?
I think he was trying to gently nudge.
That's okay.
Gently, Nuts.
That's okay.
Let's go around and swim.
Wait, let's pick up the weed.
Is that a permit of strength up? Yeah.
What do you mean, learn how to swim?
I mean, I need to find the...
I need to find Homer Simpson news, and it's telling me that I should be doing a breaststroke
I'm sure
No, no, no, no
No, no, no
I can't believe we made it.
Die!
Can you go back to the gulping wall one more time?
The suck wall?
I'm not sure where the other weed delivery is.
This is the temple.
You need help, you can ask Chad for advice.
not gonna tell me bro they're gonna be like Lord shut up check check it too
scared to poop thanks for seven says it did look like there was a lot of weed
out there. Samplar. Only novices. Let's look over here. These guys are cool, though. They
got the two-handed Swords. Yeah, I don't know where the other outpost is. We got the one
over there. Any knowers in chat?
Maybe over here? I don't think so.
Southwestern Swamp.
Alright, that's the direction we were headed before I doubted myself.
Let this be a lesson. Never doubt me, self.
Climb the fence.
My only advice is the revised boat advice. One of those boats connects with the climbable wall,
but I guess it was not that one. Was there actually a climbable wall there?
I'm not getting involved.
And I missed it? This guy's stupid.
Okay, I can see now? Okay, I can't see now?
Climb it, dude. Climb it, bro. Climb it, bro. Climb it, bro. All right.
Fuck you.
Dora thinks forget them?
No Dora, not Doro.
Everything's your perverted umamusune, it's good.
Get a grip.
Wrong gacha.
Don't fucking care.
Whee.
You know, the swimming would have been real handy in this area.
What's up?
Come on, Ninth!
Rolls?
Okay, man.
Okay, man, I'm starting to get real pissed off.
Where do we get over there?
Oh!
I'm dead!
I
I need to find someone who's got a large amount of weed.
Bro.
Hmm.
Well, let's keep running along the wall then.
You were hanging?
Yo, who in chat spokes weed, dude?
What's up?
You're not you when you high.
It's right by me, isn't it?
Oh fuck!
Lag?
Okay, weird.
Lag? Okay, weird.
Parish. Parish.
This is a shrine. To which god? Oh, that's a dead guy.
Hmm, let's steal some offerings.
Sweet.
Does not seem like a weed farm, though.
I just think the sleeper's real.
Surely not.
Or I've been to this one, I think.
I love swamps and I love the noise they make.
When I make a video game, I make sure not to add a separate slider for ambience.
Instead, I tie it to sound effects so that way you can't turn down the really obnoxious ambience. Fuck you!
Ride the horse, I can't hear.
This is a different place, I think. Pretty sure.
What's up? Who are you?
Who are you? Me? I'm a guru. The guru of the swamp. All net back. That's how my servants call me.
I'm not seeing any servants. Then you, my friend, are blind. My servants are everywhere. The trees and the flowers and the mushrooms.
The three of us for so they jumped they dance oh look at them aren't they lovely
I better get going
No, no, no wait
You could help me, you know
You could help me turn this swamp into a magnificent
Colourful field of flowers sounds great. How about you get started already? I'll join you later. Yes
We will be the masters of the flowers don't think that guy will be any help to me
Says it out loud so we can hear it and have an existential crisis
Hey watch your step don't you step on my flowers
Goodbye.
I'm going to rob you now, okay?
Late.
Surely he's got something cool.
He's got something cool.
Oh.
Learn.
Why did I have to hit F on that five times?
I'm still learning what is happening.
F on that five times, still learning what is happening.
Let's go upstairs.
Oh wait, I can't.
Okay.
This guy's a hoarder, dude.
Ah, look at that.
That's okay, because we can source our own.
Ben?
Ben?
Analyze...analyze the leeches on my testicles.
Will I get Lyme disease?
I don't think I can interact with that.
We love chess, dude.
more weed.
Burr meh meh meh.
Holy fuck, this thing's huge.
The music changed as soon as we got up here.
Don't do that.
one remake top ten smoke spots number three at the top of the flower guys
okay so I'm gonna look out there's at the top of flower guys tower in the swamp
wow maybe one day I can leave
you need these arrows for
fucking Rob's you bitch Charm wait that's a spell
I think.
My dumb.
There was.
I'm going through every item, boys.
schematic of x
Hey, we got the car so haven't used that
Schematic of stone crusher.
You think it's junk?
Oh yeah?
It's scroll.
I want to use this knockback spell, but I may kind of save it.
Oh, disregard.
So this isn't even the guy who has the weed, this is just like a guy.
A weird guy.
I need to find the weed, bro.
Okay, this is the section of the swamp we haven't been to yet, though.
Mmm.
And there's a bed.
Hey.
Are you the weed pickers?
No, we're out here for the view.
Well, the rune sent me.
I'm supposed to pick up your harvest.
Ah, good.
That saves me the walk.
Here, take it.
Don't forget to grab Veran's harvest,
in case you ain't done it yet.
He's over on the other side of the swamp.
If you don't, Cologne's going to think you pawned the rest.
Keep out it, lads.
What else am I going to do out here?
Fondle my balls.
Now you're gonna, you're gonna become a bridge, actually.
He's becoming one with the land.
Burr, meow, meow, meow.
Wait, that looks promising. Hold?
You mind if I take this?
If you mind it, you should've spoke up, pussy!
Ryan legit have like 120 swamp weed on me, bro. I am the plug.
There's a plug-chan.
Dude, don't.
Do not become one with the land.
I'll get out of here.
You know, if people scramble to make a mod to deal with the lock-hacking, dude, I wish
someone had made a mod to remove the fucking vignette, man.
I fucking hate vignette.
Stupid fucking vignette, man.
You think it's for, like, performance reasons?
Who freaking knows?
Oh!
Hold on.
I don't think we're supposed to be here, guys.
Thank you.
to the fuck down the fuck out of here man
I wonder if it's possible to collect the swamp lead that you need for this quest
without talking to these guys
Who knows? Who can say for sure? Let's check out Balor before we leave.
Where is he? Oh, he made it out. Good job, dude. No longer bridge.
Well, let's go talk to this piece of shit and complete this quest and then steal this fucking recipe.
Wait, maybe I'll just steal his recipe, actually.
I've become the master block figure.
Oh, there was one more thing I wanted to do, actually.
Hey, man.
Nah, I'm good.
You better fucking grab that shit!
Um, guys, I may have lured a swamp shark here, literally.
Where is the corpse of the Swarm Shark we killed?
We gotta grab that before we leave.
I still don't know what these coins are for, by the way.
I don't feel bad about doing the sunbathing.
I heard you decide who becomes a novice and who doesn't. I want to join the Brotherhood.
Good for you. And you hopefully already know I'm far too busy to deal with every dumb-faced
hopeful. I trust the judgement of the other vals. If they think you're worthy of a novice's
robes, come back here. And no sooner.
Hmm.
Fuck you.
fuck you
blah blah blah blah blah
Erokinesis.
And a ring of purification.
Look at that beard.
You don't belong in here.
Get out of there.
Um, got a blast!
Bring the purification.
Energy plus three.
Oh, that's all resistances.
Appears.
Hey, what the fuck was this Swamshark corpse?
It was... like this way.
I remember actually, I remember it was.
World Cup is coming, homelands are going to kill them, my bones.
Bro.
There we go big man.
Lads, lads, lads.
It's coming home me lads.
It's coming home.
Mild ealing herb.
Gonna follow this wall right here to get to the place where we killed the guy who joined
us and also pretty much where we killed this the swamp shark
we
Bob-Osh! It's coming home!
When- What is it in it? Anyway.
Which championship?
The Cup.
Which cup?
I don't know which one, man.
Dude, the fact that it's so loud when I've lowered the volume so much is so fucking funny.
Messier Ronaldo, man. Come on, give it to me straight.
Uh, guys, who's better?
Um, guys?
Where's that fucking corpse?
No other corpse has been removed.
It's been on the ground since the beginning of the playthrough.
It's not over here.
Where'd we kill this thing?
I swear it was in the water.
I might just have to kill another one.
What happened to Mud?
He tried to 1v1 a child scavenger and lost.
It should be pretty telling about his usefulness, which is to say...
Not useful.
Dude, I'm so pissed.
Where the fuck is that corpse?
Alright, I'll just kill another one.
First, let's smock some weed.
Another.
Another.
Another.
Oh yeah, now we are talking, dude.
I'm so high, man.
So fucking high.
Okay, put on me enough time.
Yikes!
Let's see you get through this tiny hole.
Alright, we're gonna have to, uh, I wonder if we can throw up from smoking too much weed.
Regardless, it does not matter, because I'm about to get blitzed.
I can't even tell if I'm heading up.
You puked one sitting up on...noob.
I'm suckin' my own dick.
So I learned something just now.
You can't roll when you're super baked.
My character actually fell over and died.
Where is he?
He came and run.
Hi.
Holy f***.
Well, he means Bidness.
Oh my god, we climbed way slower too.
It would appear you've run out of luck, fool.
Now pardon me while I take a smoke break.
Where is it?
No, don't get in that- egg!
I'm not done.
Can't see.
Beauty's no.
Oh.
Please I'm too high
We gotta do is get him rare
Nice
It was my XP son of a bitch
I got a feeling this guy is kind of resistant to fire.
Something about what's going on right now.
Slight feeling.
Smokes more weed.
I wonder if we can get addicted.
No way.
way. He'll be back. This merely gives us more time to reload our joints. Boom. Weed. Oh
Oh my god, I can't move.
Oh, shit.
I'm too high.
Wait, I'm blacking out.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, we're good.
I can't see.
Surely it does not emerge from the darkness.
I can hear it, though.
Saves?
Hello?
I'm seeing like currents of air and shit. I wonder if that's because I'm high.
I'm like on a spirit journey.
I actually have no fucking idea where I am.
Where did this son of a bitch, ooooooooooohhhhkayyyyyy
Please be the wall
What a ghost.
God!
It's like a mana potion. Maybe that's cool it a little bit on the weave. I think I might
have had too much. It's so fucking dark, man. Where is the wall? Right here, mate. Wouldn't
Helping you with fireballs ruin the hide.
It's a video game! It's a video game!
Video game, video game!
Come forth, demon.
Meet your maker.
Oops.
I can't see.
I see you.
I
I'm literally doing like one damage.
Ew, what the fuck was that noise?
I think the next joint we smoke, we're not gonna be able to run anymore.
I'm not sure.
Dude, fuck off.
I don't want him to run away again, it's just so fucking annoying.
Get up there dude.
Oh my god.
No!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Oh, yeah.
A hard-earned victory.
It's pitch black, except for its fucking corpse.
Oh.
Cool.
Well, we stole the recipe.
Our business here is concluded.
Fuck that piece of shit, who I did the job for.
Ah!
Smoke victory joint.
I don't know, I feel like we've had quite a bit.
I don't know.
four toly sticks for seven.
What's one more?
Yeah, you're right.
Hold it.
I want to get high.
So high.
Yes, sir.
Smokes it all in one.
One suck.
He practiced semen retention. Yeah
What about you bro?
Stranger things have happened
It's called a toke by the way. I want a piece too. I ain't calling it that goofy ass shit toke
Fuck toke
Fuckin' goofy ass fuckin' who calls it that?
Fuckin' the reefer madness boomer?
Hey there!
fancy a toke from my marijuana cigarette?
I call it a suck which is like way more appropriate.
Uh, yeah, let's go to old camp, dude.
Fuck it.
Actually, let's just join old camp, fuck these stupid ass, blue camp is stupid as fuck.
Green camp has a bunch of loser ass fucking weed smoking delusional ass, loser ass.
At least old camps kind of like, yeah.
Or chill.
Oh, we're gonna turn the sound effects up now that we're no longer in Florida, hold
on.
Yippee!
Whoa!
Yeah, I don't want to hear the fucking swamp sounds, do you?
Is that my Chocobo?
This is called a scavenger? Don't panic buddy. I have an idea. I turned this down
earlier because it gets kind of bright during the day. Let's turn this up a wee
bit. Oh yeah. It's probably gonna look so fucking bright during the day though.
Excuse me.
What the fuck is that?
That's a old camp. Where's that tall building?
Whoa!
What the fuck is that speedboat?
Oh shit.
Wait.
He's slow again.
But if you start off fast from the road, he like maintains his moment.
Yeah.
That's cool.
You can bunny hop to increase speed.
Ooh!
I know and kill my horse, okay?
They're gonna kill it, aren't they?
Who wanted the fucking recipe again?
I need to pass, Dexter.
Just don't drag me into it.
Okay, I think I just disappeared.
Yeah.
We'll be funded for that again.
Now have your recipe.
Show me.
I could have just written anything on those bits.
Show me your good stuff in the um, was the ease literally the easiest chest I've ever picked in this game
It's talking to himself dude chill out
almost like it's a quest chest yeah I know I know I freaking know dude
Where's Diego?
Greetings.
Any advice for meeting Gomez?
Just be up front.
Gomez puts a lot of stock in his guy, so if he likes the way you carry yourself, you're
You're probably in. You're on your own now. Good luck.
Can you teach me?
Wait, I have five- Oh, we don't have a- We don't have a swim!
Come back soon.
Don't let me forget.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
What?
What?
I just saved.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, Thors isn't there.
Save before you talk to Gomez.
Don't you worry, fella.
Let's make some more stoop.
STOOP!
I fucking can't because I'm a loser.
Did I not buy onions just now?
Am I fucking stupid?
I sold them.
No.
No. You're fiddling.
I literally sold you two onions.
Speeds for us.
Actually, don't know. I think it is slightly faster.
Hey.
Hey, listen.
to be in right now.
Heard it? A thousand?
No, that's the clapping, guys.
The freaking song that that guy was ripping, dude. Holy shit.
Tough spot to be in right now.
That used to be handled very differently.
it's like bb rb rb rb rb rb rb.
Oh, it's your favorite part of old camp.
Oh, I like when all the guys got together and started clapping.
Had to fire with the guy with the loop.
The guy who sells onions.
who the fuck are you guys night shift we gotta go sleep I can't wait to see how
Bray is gonna be now that I raise the gamma
you don't have me yeah I know I just grabbed some for later
you ever problem bitch
We kind of look like The Witcher, dude.
We got this stupid little dumbass ponytail.
This remake ruined the original?
Elaborate.
Well, if I never played the original, it can't ruin it for me, so...
Sounds like you made a mistake playing the game to begin with.
Should have just not played it in 2001.
Fool.
Cooked it in my half on another class.
Really?
I all row I might I got a fucking question for you, brother.
How about, see I thought I was giving it the uh, the Bethesda treatment and I assumed that this guy no longer exists after it is one quest.
You said it. Sure.
Thanks for the ragoo, my friend.
You turn on the gamma, it looks bad. Honestly, it doesn't look that bad.
Maybe a little bit, let me know.
It was 2.2 I'm an errand for master a barrier Diego says I'm ready to meet Gomez and I say
that it's still up to me who goes through that gate and who doesn't and what's your
decision. Hmm well judging by what I've heard you did a solid job I'll give you
that all right you can go see Gomez but don't go around acting all tough just
cuz you got the shadows to back you you're on your own now freshy all right
that's a dub stop relax I spoke to Thoris he says I can go in hmm he really
did didn't he fine but I'll remember that mug of yours cool with any trouble and
you were done anyone else want to stop me
expects a lot more maybe later
it's got like this guy's got a can make that up that's an orc
I don't need to spread that around, guys.
Watch your footwork for Peter's sake.
For who's sake?
I might as you could deal with it.
Don't mind me. Just gonna take the long way around.
Watch what you're saying, mate.
Watch your footwork for Peter's sake.
Hey, a chest.
Rewarded for exploration.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Hold.
Wait, which one moved the top one here?
There. That one?
Fucking robbs you?
Loot.
Wait, there's a scavenger up there.
What the fuck?
Are they winning in this game?
Whoa!
So please just leave me alone. What are you talking about? You know oh, I'm
I'm sorry my point stands though. I'm busy unless there's anything important. Please just let me do my job
Any chance I could have some of that
Who do you think sent me? It doesn't matter
Go okay
Can I get some food, please?
I hate that guy.
I brought it up with Bartholomew, but he barely listened and Thoros said he'd have a chat with bullet, but nothing changed
Have you tried taking care of it yourself?
How by beating you to death at the soup ladle or poisoning his stew
I hate myself. He's good poison him. But I'm lucky. I'm still alive after two years in this hellhole
You're trapping one of the only women in here for just a day
And we'll see how brave you still feel after that and even if I somehow managed to pull it off
They'll know I had a hand in this
I'm sticking my neck out just talking to you about this
I'll take care of I could take care of bullet for you you mean
Yes.
I...
I don't think you know what you're saying.
He's a bloody good fighter.
And a warder.
Not just anyone, but one of Gomez's old friends.
I feel he wasn't such a stinking drunk.
He'd have probably made him one of his all barons.
I could handle it.
Big words.
Well...
I'm not going to turn away help, that's for sure.
You can't just take him on directly, though.
Even if you could beat him in a fight,
half the guard would be on you in seconds, that said.
I know he goes on these long walks every night, always alone, always with a bottle of schnapps.
If there's any chance for you to do this, then that's it.
Got it. I'll be discreet.
You're either very courageous or very stupid.
All right, I'll pray for you, and... thank you.
I thought all women in the old camper under Gomez's protection.
Protection. That's a nice way of saying it, but yes, you're right in essence.
Most of us are. I lived in the castle too until a year ago. Now it seems she is
tired of me. What is Bullard doing to you? Not what you're thinking. Yet, so far he's
just pushing me around. Takes my awe and asked me to clean out his room while he
and his guys are watching. But now that he knows Bartholo isn't stopping him, I
I hate this man. I hate him so much.
Me too!
How did you end up here?
What is it to you?
I'm just curious. There aren't many women around here.
Good for the women. Look, you seem a decent guy, but I don't know anything about you.
Let's save that conversation for another time.
Maybe.
Okay.
Do you mind if I steal this food?
Oh, onions.
Oh, lemon.
Oh, pan.
Sausage!
Wait, they got sausages in this ditch?
Rape's?
we have to kill bullet dude that's awesome and I will
Syros Barren stew
when do I get my own food named after me dude
okay so this guy takes long walks at night like what time though also I kind
forget where he is. That must be a fire mage over there.
Predictable don't you think? Not now
Where does he I remember seeing blood on the outside summer where he is
is.
I'm still using peasant clothes? It may look like it. However, because I said I only guess
I know he goes outside at night, but I want to know where he is to begin with.
You want an audience are just ten nuggets. I can take of cool
Sierra watch you I
Hate this guy
He is a foodie your target is bald he wears earrings he has a tattoo
However
Or is this motherfucker dude
Maybe we should have checked inside first, you know actually the one time we ran into
him it could have been at night as he was like pathing out of the place.
We have met him outside though.
Shouldn't these guys be like mining ore or some shit, dude?
The other cook gives you a quest for her.
Really?
You said, oh, okay, well, we'll come back to that later.
Come back and talk to that dude later.
For now, let's go find...
Pull it!
Excuse me.
There must be some truth to that story.
There are a whole lot of meaningless bladders.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, it's gone inside.
Right there. What do you want to go in there? Are you joking? Ask for us. Hmm. I will if you lied
You're dead. Does that mean I can go in?
Fine
I'm here to see Gomez Diego says I'm worthy of becoming a shadow
Well if you got all the way here, you can't be all that bad. I'm always looking for good men
come I'll show you to go miss and don't touch anything
saves wait who are you well someone is a freshie I'm rave stops the word right
hand anyone who wants an audience with girls has to get past me first how's
the or business good and as long as the old mine keeps running that won't change
Okay. Okay, keep it steppin' bro.
There it is.
The Passion of the Christ.
So where'd he go?
Uh oh.
Random.
No way
Yeah, that's him do yourself a favor and share some respect if you don't you'll teach you
So now lady waving a fan of
I want to work for you
like every fresh he they throw in here what makes you special nice throne
idiot do I need to chop your head off to prove I'm a good fighter
because this camp is full of idiots who let others do the work for them true
least for the most part but what tells me you're any different Diego trust me and
Thor says I'm a good man you wouldn't be talking to me if you weren't I hope that
wasn't all bro what I know people in all the camps that's actually a good
No reason. Who do you know?
Ay-ay-ay.
Lara's. And?
Corkalom. And?
I never met him, though.
I fucking hate being disappointed let's rumble bitch
Sorry I can't kill this guy I got shot dude I knew I fucking shouldn't have said that
So you did anyway someone in chat said to do it dude
They lied bro, just tell me his knife
They freaking lied dude
Let me be okay, I want to work
Hmm.
Because they're true.
I got a recipe.
Lar and...
Corkle and...
Some of the balls from a brotherhood.
And...
Couple of Femme and...
Those were the important ones.
Not bad.
Especially for a new guy.
Alright.
You'll get your chance.
Does that mean I'm in?
That's exactly what it means.
Just leave me alone.
And one of us now, Freshie.
Go talk to Raven. He'll give you something to do.
Okay.
Is that me, B?
I want to kill this guy. There's gonna be a piece of shit.
For you, Bartholome, you do well to remember that name. I manage everything around here.
Trade with the other camps, camp provisions, Gomez's women.
Lately, I've been making sure our two imbecile chefs don't mess up Gomez's meals.
He's quite sensitive when it comes to that, you know?
He fed the previous chefs to the snappers.
Okay.
Hey.
Is everything all right?
It's quiet.
We're having some trouble now and then with the new camp.
or a few of those loonies. Nothing a freshie has to worry about. Once you pick a side, you're in deep,
just like the rest of us.
Who has the say around here? I have the say around here. And I say, be careful what you say, man.
No. Okay. Why did he say that?
That's all she'll ever heard before.
Shut up.
Oh boy, I hope I get my own room in the castle.
Oh boy!
This is a hard one.
No.
Holy.
Hold on.
No.
No.
How do we move?
That demon.
Stupid guard.
Where's Bullet?
Bullet.
What's going on in there I don't want to talk to you yet
What would you say math or enos, so dude, everything you know says with I'm looking
Let's you craft potions, you will learn some basic recipes.
I want to make potions!
Hello, I'm sorry, but you can't come in here and not unless you have Master Caristo's explicit permission
I'm looking for your boss the highest fire mage that would be Master Caristo. Why'd you want to see him? I
Have a letter addressed to him. Hmm interesting
So you come from outside?
Are you a messenger something like that?
a mage gave me the letter before they threw me in here I understand can I see
it now before I get my reward you will get it from Torres as soon as Caristo
has the letter my oaths to Innos bind me to truthfulness so you can trust me now
please let me take a look at that letter
no I'll give the letter straight to Torres
God you're stubborn just cautious well fine then wait here I'll fetch him
Mark?
Yup, yup, yup.
Go inside. You said way here.
All right.
Master Kristo was saddened at your lack of trust.
However, he thanks you for delivering this letter, and said you can go see Taurus about
your reward.
I didn't.
See you later.
But I still had the letter.
Am I stupid?
No this is it!
Uh oh.
I opened it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh... guys...
I've opened that letter before. I don't know why it's sealed though.
Alright. However, he thinks- What kind of- He's usually just outside- Of course, he's inside at night, so you'll have to catch him before. See you later.
All right.
However, he thinks...
...work out. He's usually just outside. Of course, he's inside at night, so you'll have to catch him before. See you later.
Bye.
What was I doing?
Hey you, Torinoz.
Torres is chill.
I have a letter for you. But I want my reward first.
Then you should speak to Milton.
I already have. Christos said I'll get my reward first.
first I see well I have something right here but first show me the letter here
it is thank you they take this it's a ring that will make you more powerful it
is more than what we'd usually give our messengers so show some gratitude now go
dude it's a plus five shrink ring I already had one this guy's a piece of
Shit dude!
Remember the beginning of the game where the guy was like,
you get to choose your reward?
Why an ass bitch?
Hey, it's...
You get to choose it for not a bitch and trust Milton.
really hey you like giving woman a hard time don't you piss off man all right
okay let's uh try that
okay we didn't do anything
and that chatter if he's a liar
and for that
I mean, this guy does seem trustworthy, though.
He knows me with you. Hmm? Yeah, I'm so...
I'm looking that would be my...
I have a letter. Hmm.
Something I understand.
Not before I get you will get it from my oaths to it.
Uh, here. Alright. Here.
I'm going to go back to my room.
Anything else, my friend?
What does it say?
For nothing.
At least, nothing you have to concern yourself with.
I will hand it to Master Krista.
Pack him in.
Pack him in.
Or a black exotic. Can I come in?
Can I come in?
I hope you're fine.
Hello.
I was just joking.
I was just joking.
All right.
Coristo thanks you for delivering this letter.
He said you can go see Torres about your award.
See you later.
That chatter is about to get a knuckle sandwich, bros.
He was right.
Uh, give- I want the potion. This is probably plus one stat.
Give me the scrolls.
Let's take the scrolls.
I want the potion. Well chosen. That was the most valuable item of all.
Drink the potion and it will strengthen you.
I mean, it's just plus one. Wait, is it different one?
Oh, it's Max mana.
Whoa!
That is a swag reward, actually.
Don't drink the mana potion at 3AM.
Hiiii!
Okay.
We're gonna sleep until 11 and then stand outside of that uh...
Look at front bullet, we're not gonna confront him.
We're just gonna jump his ass when he goes outside.
I'm afraid I might go too late.
Well done, Chatter. You've done well. I will permit you into the kingdom of Scotland.
But first, tell me about the color of your soul.
Your soul.
This guy's seem unbeatable.
Wait.
How's it going, Joe?
Whoa!
Who do we have here?
Hey, pass it here.
You like giving women a hard time, don't you?
Peace off, man!
There's a whole lot of talking.
Alright.
Hey there.
Where's Leigh?
There's someone else.
How's it going?
save and try I can't fight him in front of him
half of what you hear is total bullshit anyway
Come on, let me do it.
You can 1v1 him inside as long as you don't kill him.
What?
defeats the whole purpose of what she's hold is there's like yeah he goes on a
walk hello like you shouldn't fight him around other people that's that's
literally what you said hey they can so hey piss off take I'll be giving you a
hard time
I'm hearing other people draw their swords.
You have no chance.
I'm getting a hot 40 FPS right now, is that...
Oh
We chill do this like 40 people here
Why did you oh?
you're not freshy that's right look man this is about what we did to you it
says so that that wasn't personal we do that to everyone it's not just about that
bother Sarra again and it'll be your last time that keeps him which was it to
you swear it to me all right all right I swear fuck sake you were real good
two shoes, ain't ya? Well, leave it be. Yeah, keep it steppin', bitch. What now? Keep it
Steppin' bitch. New Sword? Oh yeah.
Welp.
I
Hey, wait
Guys, it won't be a problem
You mean I taught him a lesson. I made him swear to never bother you again. I see
That didn't just make it worse
But thank you truly. I'm just
What is it? I don't know I
Guess you could say this whole ordeal has shown me that I can't stay here anymore
Yesterday it was bullet. Tomorrow it'll be someone else.
Enos. Why am I even telling you this? You're one of them.
You're thinking of escaping.
Well, not from the colony, obviously.
But I heard things about the swamp camp.
There's a woman there too, apparently.
And they don't treat them like the warders treat us.
The thing is, if I run, that's it.
If they ever catch me, Gomez will make an example out of me.
I have to be sure this isn't just another pipe dream
I can take a look at the swamp camp for you
See if it's an option. I mean, you know, I was hoping you'd say that. Thank you. I mean it
I'll be waiting here. I
Am the door
Excuse me, I'm not done talking.
into the dialogue box
ummm
wait
huh?
I don't know, I have a looking at back door, so I gotta go talk to the lady at the swamp camp, maybe?
I dunno
I don't fucking know what I look like a fucking Noah Mike
so Simon's always
look like a freshie yeah I'm a shadow now so maybe watch your fucking dumb ass
some math. Roll silently for some reason.
Let me try some too. How's it going?
It's going good, mate. Dr. Aiden? I'm gonna do that tomorrow.
Still dressed like a bum? Believe it or not, I'm wearing armor.
We've got to learn how to swim and we've got to learn how to archimede!
Oh, meh.
Toe or Namp Yeti, Murphy, they trust up in Sky City, and Power of Life, and our noodles
they trust up in Bodger of Jarl, they trust up in...
That didn't heal me.
I'm a loser.
Good.
Mother.
Freaking.
Stream, dude.
Bye.